: -Ms. Pac-Man seems to move on her own, and the joystick moves with her.-
Fanta: ((>Pokemon go will distract the patriarchy
Emb: ...
Fanta: ((Shit gotta go oppress people, brb
: -She is sabotaging Emb's play.-
Gaster: ((bitch it's distracting everyone else too
Emb: lets go of the joystick to make sure this is happening.
Fanta: ((I almost lost my patriarchy pass
: -It stops when she lets go.-
Fanta: ((http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2016/07/11/11-pokemongo-reddit.w529.h793.jpg
: Frisky Whiskevodtinisenicwineredpolitanington's connection timed out.
Emb: ...Wh...
Emb: sighs and attempts to continue playing.
Emb: ((wow
: -These controls force Emb to stay in one area until the ghosts get her.-
Emb: Well.
Fanta: ((Imma go walking at night to get gastly
Emb: I think I'm done for now.
Fanta: ((Should i bring knife or gun
: ((knife
: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( Both ))
Emb: I'm fairly sure that every minor thing this game does is the prank.
Fanta: ((K
Emb: ((both
Emb: ((gl hf
DamnDude: (( Bring a knife gun ))
Fanta: ((Bringing gunblade
: ((so you can say "knifeto meet you"
Emb: ((no bring a gun knife you filthy casul
Gaster: smiles. "And what a well crafted prank it is."
Emb: Agreed.
Emb: I asked you earlier, are you a part of it?
Fanta: ((Pls add renamon and gardevoir to pk go
Fanta: ((Give the alternate reality a good use
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Frisk: "I wonder who thought of it."
Emb: ...
Gaster: I do too...
Emb: just asked if Gaster was a part of it
Gaster: I'm not involved in this.
Frisk: * So?
: -Loss.jpg shows on the screen, but with Pac-Man. sprites.-
Emb: Ah, okay.
Gaster: ... Oh. Oh my god.
Emb: What?
Emb: turns and looks but I don't actually know what loss.jpg is rip
Frisk: ".. Hah."
: -It flashes back to normal.-
: ((google it
Emb: ((alright
Fanta: ((oboi time to learn what loss.jpg is
Emb: ((ohhh
Emb: ((okay
Fanta: ((Oh my god the pope is playing it
Emb: ((...wait
Fanta: ((Nope
Fanta: ((Baited
Emb: ((rip
Fanta: ((It was a meme
Emb: ...Huh.
Emb: The prank is clever, honestly.
: -"Thanks."-
Emb: Who are you.
: -The voice is unfamiliar.-
Frisk: "Hm?"
Gaster: Who is this?
Frisk: ((http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7iveqVSgL1qanb21o1_500.gif
: -"You already know me."-
Emb: What's your name?
Emb: ((wowie
Frisk: (("DIO"
: -The screen turns to the red M on gold background.-
: A Narration [] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
Gaster: ... Daaaarling.
Emb: M?
Frisk: * She chuckles. ".. Good one."
Emb: I don't understand.
MettatonSEX: laughs, pulling off the costume.
Emb: ((what
Emb: I
Gaster: hugs his husband.
MettatonSEX: is a box.
Fanta: ((The memes
Emb: just
Emb: can't
Emb: Okay.
MettatonSEX: hugs his darling.
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MettatonSEX: So, how was that?
Gaster: That was wonderful.
Emb: It was great.
Emb: I'm...irritated, but...
Emb: That's alright.
MettatonSEX: flips his switch, smiling... but he went NEO for some reason.
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Frisk: "One of the best pranks I've seen in a while."
MettatonSEX: ...Wait, I didn't...
Gaster: ... Darling, that's...
Emb: Hmm?
Fanta: ((http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/following/2015/11/06/simpsons_loss.nocrop.w536.h2147483647.2x.jpg
MettatonSEX: I'm not changing back.
MettatonSEX: My switch to turn between EX and NEO... it's stuck.
Emb: ...
Frisk: "... Huh."
Emb: Someone probably pranked you. That's terrible.
MettatonSEX: pulls off his glove, revealing that two of his six fingers have been superglued together.
Gaster: ... Well, I'll fix it later.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ...
Emb: Wow.
MettatonSEX: No, this is superglue.
Fanta: ((This is such an amazing meemay
Frisk: "..."
: -A bottle of rubbing alcohol drops, Metta catches it.-
MettatonSEX: ...You wonderful bastard.
Hellaton: -He drops from the trapdoor.- Iii couldn't reresist.
MettatonSEX: It was pretty good, honestly.
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Gaster: laughs out loud.
MettatonSEX: I was scared for a minute there.
Hellaton: Ssorry...
MettatonSEX: It's okay.
MettatonSEX: It was good.
MettatonSEX: smooches his fiancé.
Frisk: "So, we're all doing pranks now?"
MettatonSEX: I'm going to clean this off.
Hellaton: Aaalriright.
MettatonSEX: goes into the back to de-glue his hand.
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Gaster: Well, we were. We have a judge and everything, I don't know if she's here...
Frisk: "Oh, okay."
Frisk: "Interesting."
Hellaton: Yyyeah, we ststopped for one day to give me a bibirthday present... ththing.
Emb: By the way, I think I heard screaming before the screaming that woke me up. Did something happen?
Frisk: "Not really."
Frisk: "I would prefer not to talk about that."
Gaster: Mmh.
Emb: - frisk wasn't there for that though -
Frisk: * She was
Emb: - i'm talking about screaming insect -
Frisk: * Read the fucking logs
Emb: - only gaster heard it -
Frisk: * Fuck
Frisk: * Well
Frisk: * She was
Frisk: * Screamed at
Frisk: * By a lizard
Emb: - yeah -
Frisk: * Technically
Frisk: * You can say she saw it
Emb: - fair enough -
MettatonSEX: exits, still NEO. "At least you didn't superglue my other switch."
Emb: Alright.
Emb: Goodbye.
MettatonSEX: lifts both of his loves into a hug.
MettatonSEX: Bye.
Frisk: "Seeya."
Hellaton: Mmh, bbbye.
: Sicily IS here, she's just asleep
Gaster: See you.
MettatonSEX: ((what are the prank ranks
Emb: ((yeah what did metta get
Frisk: ((Gaster throws a banana at Sicily
Frisk: ((Sicily accidentally deep-throats the banana
Frisk: ((Sicily wakes up
Frisk: (("Shit"
Emb: ((wew
Emb: ((i just realized am i alone? brb
Frisk: ((Gaster dresses up like Ducky Momo and enters the bar
Frisk: ((I legit thought about Frisk leaving and coming back in using the Ducky Momo costume
MettatonSEX: ((wear the ducky momo costume to a contest
Frisk: (([I]yes[/i]
Gaster: sighs and turns on the tv. Looks like it's playing the opening credits of Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
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DamnDude: (( -Game gets sent out of market for being shit, and then gets re-released with apology from programmers for being so shit in the game manual- ))
Frisk: ((Imagine if Frisk wore the fucking Ducky Momo costume to a gym leader battle
DamnDude: (( Holy shit. ))
: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: and Hella sit down and watch.
MettatonSEX: ((imagine the crowd loves it
Gaster: -Halfway through, the song morphs into the Flintstones theme.-
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Uh."
Gaster: snickers.
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Granddad?!
MettatonSEX: ((meet the flintstones. meet the flintstones. meet the flintstones. meet the flintstones.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Fleenstons?!
Emb: ((why did i return to granddad
Gaster: giggles. "Gotcha."
Frisk: (( https://youtu.be/nF-xdiL7Nr0
MettatonSEX: snickers.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((The TV plays this - https://youtu.be/TdThtM_a0a4
Gaster: ... That's it though. The rest of the movie's untouched.
Emb: - By the way, is free roam available? -
Frisk: * Doubt it
Emb: - Alright -
Emb: ((who wants to be a LoL champ
Gaster: sighs. He is now bored.
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3v70lh8ac The TV abruptly begins playing this.
Gaster: jumps.
: Looks like someone managed to permakill the bastard, woot.
Gaster: ((gdi i'm so used to granddad i half expected to hear fleentstones
: I wonder who we know would willingly murder Axel in the middle of nowhere, and not made a sound during it.
Gaster: sits up. "YEAH!"
Emb: ...
Emb: Wow...
: The video shows the entire news segment
Frisk: "Huh."
Emb: (("No tears were shed at the service." lol
Gaster: ((okay i'm sorry but was the teacher at the end wearing a dominatrix outfit
: She also had a cat o' nine tails.
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Gaster: Well, that's something.
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Grillby: -He's getting close to doing so.-
Frisk: "It was."
Frisk: "Never liked that guy."
Gaster: He was an ass and a half.
Emb: Me neither.
Emb: Death is never a good thing, though.
Fanta: "Gimme another, fire dude"
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Fanta: fingerguns
Frisk: ((Grillby: Fuck off))
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: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPhd2ThHbFE&list=PL3434579A2EFF8664&index=68 Compare Pleinair's expression with when Axel is on the news ))
Grillby: "This is your last one for the night, okay?"
Fanta: "Awwwwww"
Hellaton: -He kinda... latches onto Metta at the end segment. -
Emb: - Wowie Pleinair does look a lot better -
Fanta: ((TIL not to type 'Blood for Sex' into youtube
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Emb: ((wow
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MettatonSEX: kisses Hella's forehead.
MettatonSEX: You okay?
Hellaton: ...Iii'll be fifine.
DamnDude: (( I feel like that's something that should be close to common sense honestly. ))
Gaster: ((he sounds like sonic
Emb: ((WHAT
Frisk: ((HE DOES--
Emb: ((WOW
Frisk: ((WOW
Frisk: ((HOLY SHIY
Gaster: ((that would be why then
Frisk: ((SHIT*
Frisk: ((the edge
Frisk: ((Imagine if he was voiced by Shadow
Emb: ((no
Emb: ((shadow is ed---yeah
Emb: ((shadow's real name is ed
Fanta: ((But its a lisa song
Fanta: ((I didnt think it was anything else
Gaster: ((then type "lisa ost" after it
Emb: ((oh alright
MettatonSEX: ((i can usually tell voice actors if i know their other work
Emb: ((good idea
Fanta: ((Probably a good idea
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Gaster: ((i think that should do it
Fanta: drinks the beer
: ((Tara Strong must give you hell))
MettatonSEX: ((she does
Fanta: "Thanks for bein a pal grillbee"
MettatonSEX: ((but there's a little tone all her characters seem to have
Grillby: "Hey... it does hurt to see you like this."
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AXYnswoPGQ This song's guitar is actually played by Axel's VA))
: ((It's like a little cameo))
Jeska or Jekon: (if a firefighters business goes up in smoke and a plumbers business goes down the drain, can a prosutite be laid off?
Fanta: is extremely smashed, she stumbles over to the couch
Fanta: flops onto it facefirst
Gaster: ((if the barkery goes into financial distress, yes.
: ((Warning: Comments on that youtube video are cancer))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNqCrr8bbVE The only japanese song you know every lyric to ))
Ed: (( Did someone say Ed ))
Emb: ((yes
Ed: (( Like 2 minutes ago ))
Emb: ((yes
Fanta: ((Who tf is kurtis
Jäger Leyline: goes tp Fanta
: ((38th Defender of Earth, he dies halfway through the story of Disgaea 1))
: ((Is reborn as a badass prinny))
Jäger Leyline: (jager covers Fanta in toliet paper
Fanta: ((rip
Jäger Leyline: come on lets get ya home
Fanta: grumbles
Jäger Leyline: (well you still can
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Fanta: isn't moving, i wanna rp drunkta in the bar when i get back
Fanta: ((Off to walk now
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Gaster: looks at Jager. "Look, I'll take care of her, alright?"
MettatonSEX: ((laharl what are the prank ratings
Emb: ((bye
Jäger Leyline: you sure? shes my roommate yknow
MettatonSEX: ((also cya
Gaster: Yeah, but if she doesn't want to go...
MettatonSEX: Right.
Frisk: "Yeah."
: ((I believe Gaston and Embzazel are tied with 21 each))
Frisk: "Maybe you should leave her alone for a bit."
Gaster: ((this video never fails to make me laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzQiQ1pVlN8
: (9And everyone else has done jack))
Emb: ((sweet
Jäger Leyline: I got someone to talk to. make sure ahe doesnt get hurt
Gaster: Yeah, but....
: ((Fuckboi rechallenged me in-rp with a team of ubers))
: ((Fucker needs a body bag))
Emb: ((and you rekt him with NU?
: ((Team Babby))
Jäger Leyline: but what? whats with you guys? you want her to be drunk and get hurt?
Gaster: I'm a responsible adult.
Emb: I'm pretty sure it'll be less likely for her to be hurt when there's more people around.
Jäger Leyline: yeah you did a great job with Jeska
Gaster: ...
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Look, she's not moving."
Emb: ...
Frisk: "Let it go."
Emb: Plus, things change.
Frisk: [S]"Don't hold it back anymore."[/s]
Jäger Leyline: walks to thw anydoor, "No they really dont. Just make sure shes fine"
Gaster: Okay...
Jäger Leyline: heads out
Frisk: "Alright."
Emb: I'm sorry I can't change your way of thinking. But things do change. Goodbye.
MettatonSEX: nods.
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MettatonSEX: immediately covers Fanta in sticky notes.
Gaster: Mettaton, please.
Jäger Leyline: (lol
Fanta: ((And the servers are fuckin down
Emb: ...
Emb: ((that timing
Emb: ((also rip
Fanta: ((So rip me
MettatonSEX: ((rip
Fanta: "Whaaat the fucc.."
MettatonSEX: ...
Emb: Hello.
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Fanta: pulls off a sticky note
Frisk: "Erm."
Fanta: looks up
Jäger Leyline: (Jager pops in,"the fuck did I just say?
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: ...
Gaster: points at his husband.
Fanta: looks at mtt
Fanta: "Yooooou"
MettatonSEX: Yessss?
Gaster: ((souja boy tell em
Fanta: stands up
Fanta: gets all up in his face
Emb: Uhm.
Fanta: "I got ooooone thing to say to you"
MettatonSEX: that's kinda hard to do
Gaster: backs up.
Fanta: or the equivalent for 5'9 gote
Fanta: "Dood"
Emb: - wh -
MettatonSEX: Wait what?
Frisk: ".."
Fanta: does a drunk tumble over the table, grabbing the prinny she stashed under there and throwing it at his face, it was the weakest one they had, doesn't do anything to him
Frisk: "I don't think you're a Prinny, Fanta."
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
Frisk: "..."
Emb: Wow.
MettatonSEX: [-1]
MettatonSEX: Oh no...
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Fanta: stupidly laughs
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Frisk: ((fuck
Fanta: ((H-
Emb: ((what
: [1 DAMAGE]
Gaster: almost spikes itback at her.
MettatonSEX: falls backwards.
: [Because that Prinny has 8 HP.]
MettatonSEX: ((yee haw
Fanta: 1 damage, she don't care bout no 1 damage
Emb: Hey, everyone stop.
Fanta: mtt aint sans
MettatonSEX: Ugh... this form's defenses...
MettatonSEX: Are still better than that.
Fanta: "Its just a joke jeez, that couldn't have hurt"
MettatonSEX: laughs.
Fanta: is slurring her words
MettatonSEX: Just tryin' to get you back a bit,
Gaster: sits down, keeping an eye on Fanta.
MettatonSEX: gets up.
Fanta: resumes lying facedown on the couch
Emb: ((does that put gaston ahead of us?
: [26 points now]
MettatonSEX: sits next to Hella, leaning on him.
Emb: ((that was worth 5 points?
Fanta: doesn't have any points
MettatonSEX: ((it was a decent minor prank
Emb: ((eh
Gaster: fiddles with a pen.
Emb: ((fair enough
Frisk: [Gaston 4 Lif]
Fanta: ((For some reason i thought it said gaster fiddles his diddle
Hellaton: -There go his tiny beeping noises.-
MettatonSEX: ((why
Fanta: ((Wait am i on a team
Emb: ((are you drunk too
MettatonSEX: Oh!
Fanta: ((I thought fnata was solo
Frisk: ((Fnafta
Frisk: ((Ew
MettatonSEX: smooches his sweetheart.
Emb: ((nafta
MettatonSEX: ((nappa
Emb: ((kappa
Frisk: ((Cheapskate
Gaster: ((she was with hywel but he didn't do anything.
Emb: ((vegetable
MettatonSEX: ((spongebob!
Emb: ((squarepants
Frisk: ((no, this is patrick!
Fanta: ((Rip
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: Nappa: (( But Vegeta, [i]Tricks are for kids[/i] ))
Fanta: ((OHAI
: ((Hello))
Emb: ((hello
Fanta: is drunk as fuck, and just threw a prinny at metta
Gaster: remembers the last time he was as drunk as Fanta is.
: ((Phones gonna die real soon))
Fanta: ((Rip
MettatonSEX: ((i can do the nappa voice pretty damn well
Gaster: ((rip phon
: ((So I'll probably leave randomly))
MettatonSEX: ((rip
Emb: ((rip
Frisk: * Last time she was drunk she fucked her wife.
Fanta: last time she was this drunk she melted
MettatonSEX: doesn't remember the last time he got drunk.
Hywel: "...Fanta don't throw things at Mettaton."
Gaster: wonders if waking up from a coma counts.
Hellaton: -He's never been drunk.-
Gaster: -Because he ate 8 cheeseburgers in that time.-
Emb: has obviously never been drunk.
Fanta: "He put these sticky.. things on me though"
Emb: ((brb
MettatonSEX: is snuggling Hella. Hellaton is beeping and whirring.
Fanta: pulls sticky notes off her
Hywel: -He looks at them.-
Hywel: "...Still."
Fanta: "It was just a prank bro"
Fanta: sounds extremely drunk because she is so
Hywel: "yeah, but it wasn't a good thing.
MettatonSEX: I'm fine with it.
Hywel: -He's being serious but also messing around at the same time.-
Fanta: "Loookatim he aint hurt"
MettatonSEX: It did 1 damage. I'm fine.
Hoopa W.: * The one time they accidentally got drunk they pulled out a baseball bat and starting whacking other people around all the way to another fucking continent.
Fanta: "Hywel whats behind your back"
Hywel: "...Nothing?"
Sterling: -Last time they got drunk they robbed a guy of his wallet and pants.-
Fanta: "Look again"
Barchar: ()am i missing anything
Gaster: ((drunk fanta
Frisk: ((no
Hywel: -He turns around.-
Sage: Has never gotten drunk because you know he's a pokemon native
Hoopa W.: * Basically, don't fuck with Hoopa.
MettatonSEX: ((nah but you missed metta as a very wonky pacman
Fanta: puts something on the back of his neck
Hoopa W.: * Basically, you have the option to fight him if you really want to in good fun.
Fanta: it feels like tape, but it's a square patch
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Gaster: is watching carefully.
Hoopa W.: * A. You're fucked. B. You're fucked. C. You're fucked.
Gaster: ...Fanta, what's that.
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Hywel: -He turns around.-
Frisk: "..What the."
Hywel: "...What's written on it."
Fanta: "Watch, this is gonna be great"
Fanta: "Nothin"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Fanta: "It's a potion patch"
Hywel: "What."
Gaster: And it does what?
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Fanta: gimme a second, she spent a while on this one and its effects
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( "You two! This area is off limits to civilians!" -It's a park with multiple people behind them- ))
Fanta: Hywel looks like he's from a goddamn anime, a black outline around him and all, in a schoolgirl uniform. When he speaks he speaks in japanese with subtitles magically appearing below him, his voice is Kana Hanazawa.
Gaster: Wow. That's uh. That's a very complex and specific reaction.
Fanta: "Yer kawaii as fuck now"
Gaster: ((i think his phone just went rip
Fanta: ((Ik
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MettatonSEX: ...Wow.
Frisk: * She snickers.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Gaster: claps.
Fanta: his eyes are so big they would make Furukawa blush
Gaster: ((are his eyes so big you could serve dinner on em
Frisk: ((Fanta turns Hywel into Master Roshi
Frisk: ((Hywel is ruined
Fanta: already has a first class ticket
Fanta: on the USS M'Dick
Gaster: pulls out a book. Besides her prank on Hywel, Fanta doesn't seem to be getting in too much trouble.
Frisk: (( https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_6p-tlzJEsQ/hqdefault.jpg
Fanta: wanders over to the jukebox
Gaster: isn't watching...
Fanta: does.. something with it, then heads back to kawaii gote
Gaster: hums to himself.
Fanta: if someone's in the mood for music
Fanta: ((Brb
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Gaster: walks over to the jukebox, looking over the song list.
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Fanta: they're the normal song list
Gaster: selects a normal song then.
Fanta: it starts off normally
Gaster: hums along...
Fanta: and then slowly turns into snow halation
Gaster: ... Oh. Oh my god.
Fanta: snickers
Frisk: * She laughs.
Frisk: "Really?"
Gaster: eyes Fanta. "I'm going to have to keep a closer eye on you."
Fanta: "There's more"
Gaster: Wait what
Fanta: "Play another"
Fanta: "They're all high quality"
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylco87FyYjU I want this game
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Gaster: switches to, uh, I don't know, Snake Eater.
MettatonSEX: and Hella have fallen asleep on each other.
Fanta: lemme get the official rip
MettatonSEX: had reverted to EX
Gaster: sees his loves, and smiles a little. It's cute.
Fanta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObvywAUi5uQ
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Gaster: ((hi
Cowboy kid: ((just watching
Cowboy kid: (no rp for now
Gaster: ((gotcha
Gaster: ...
Gaster: Did you do this to all of them?
Fanta: nods, smiling
Gaster: rubs his forehead, right as the snow halation bit hits.
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Fanta: flops back over
Gaster: walks over to her. "How are you feeling?"
Frisk: ((motherfucking
Frisk: ((cowboy kid
Fanta: "I feel drunk"
Frisk: ((has returned
Frisk: (([I]yee haw[/i]
Fanta: "Annnd thats good"
Cowboy kid: ((yee haw
Gaster: nods. "Okay. Do you want to do something else?"
Frisk: ((yee hawwy haw
Fanta: "Naaah"
Frisk: ((basically nothing much is going on rn
DamnDude: (( Well BGO chat has devolved to constant porn posting apparently. ))
Gaster: ((oh
Cowboy kid: ((bgo?
DamnDude: (( At least for right now ))
DamnDude: (( Board Game Online ))
Frisk: ((Big Giant Organ
Cowboy kid: ((k
Gaster: ((bad grand overlord
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Frisk: ((Bad GRANDDAD Overlord
MettatonSEX: ((big
MettatonSEX: ((meaty
MettatonSEX: ((CLAWS
Gaster: I think I should at least get you a glass of water. Is that okay?
Fanta: "Suure"
Gaster: gets up and gets her a glass of water.
Fanta: drinks it, spilling some, but she gets most of it
Gaster: Theeere you go.
Gaster: This will help you tomorrow morning.
Frisk: ((Fanta dies
Fanta: "Ah shit imma be hungover"
Gaster: Yeah, but drinking water helps you.
Cowboy kid: ((everybody dies in the long run
Frisk: ((except for metta and gaster
Frisk: ((and hella
Frisk: ((and corsiva
Frisk: ((and glamor
MettatonSEX: ((and vaati probably
Frisk: ((they're fucking immortal
Frisk: ((yeah true
MettatonSEX: ((unless his hat breaks
MettatonSEX: ((like, it's what's keeping him alive and has become a part of him
Frisk: ((Vaati: This fucking hat is my life
Gaster: ((he hasn't had a haircut in millenia
Frisk: ((Metta: My fucking family is my life
Frisk: ((Glamor: My fucking edge is my life
Cowboy kid: ((it seems that all the cool kids these days are immortal
DamnDude: (( So there's the people who are just immune to death, those who are theoretically immortal, those who refuse to die, and those who die for story reasons ))
Frisk: ((Not really
DamnDude: (( No one ever dies of cancer ))
MettatonSEX: ((his last haircut was 10002 years ago
Frisk: ((My Frisk will probably die one day
Frisk: ((Unless Metta finds like
Frisk: ((A robot body
Frisk: ((#It'sHipToBeImmortal
Gaster: ((and even then she might refuse
Emb: ((back
Emb: ((YAY CK
Cowboy kid: ((ayy
Cowboy kid: ((lmao
Frisk: ((Metta: No, Frisk! I don't want you to die!))
Fanta: is in kawaii gote's lap
Gaster: ((wb tri
Frisk: ((Frisk: It's too fucking late
Emb: ((ty
Cowboy kid: ((i beat you to the meme
Frisk: ((Gaster: Fuck
MettatonSEX: is sleeping on Hellaton.
Frisk: ((Glamor: I'm okay with this
Emb: ((i wasn't going to meme tho
Emb: ((why the fuck are there beetles everywhere
Gaster: ((they just want to play you music tri
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Emb: ((but
Emb: ((they're all dead :(
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Emb: ((i sometimes find them on the floor struggling
Emb: ((i feel 10% bad for them and 90% annoyed that they exist
DamnDude: (( Just like the real beatles ))
MettatonSEX: ((take them out of their misery.
Emb: ((i would but
Emb: ((they're dead now so
MettatonSEX: ((crush them to make sure
Emb: ((besides their misery is just not knowing how the fuck to stand up for 2 seconds
Emb: ((they fall on their backs, struggle, and die
Emb: ((1/10 times they get back up, which is why i leave them
Emb: ((it's a test
MettatonSEX: ((hm
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Cowboy kid: ((on one hand you are letting 10% of beetles live
Cowboy kid: ((on the other hand there are dead beatles everywhere
Emb: ((there would be dead beetles everywhere either way
Gaster: looks at Mettaton, and feels a little sleepy himself...
Emb: ((oh also, dd, we were tied with gaston but now they're 5 points ahead
Frisk: ((DD: Fuck
DamnDude: (( I know ))
Emb: ((oh okay
Frisk: ((DD: We can only do one thing
Frisk: ((DD: -throws master roshi into the bar-
Frisk: ((DD: Work your magic.
Emb: ((wowie
Frisk: ((Tri: are you fucking kidding me--
Gaster: starts to drift off...
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Frisk: ((Master Roshi gets DD and Tri 4000000000 points
Frisk: ((RIP Prank War
Emb: ((yay
Hellaton: -He wakes up.-
Emb: ((that wouldn't happen though
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Hellaton: ...Oh....
Emb: ((but.
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Emb: ((i have something.
Frisk: "It's actually quiet in here for once."
Frisk: "It's kind of weird."
Fanta: ((Are u bak
Hellaton: nods.
: ((Yeah))
Fanta: this is what potion did
Fanta: Hywel looks like he's from a goddamn anime, a black outline around him and all, in a schoolgirl uniform. When he speaks he speaks in japanese with subtitles magically appearing below him, his voice is Kana Hanazawa.
Hywel: "Fanta what the fuck."
Emb: - holy shit -
Hywel: "..."/
Fanta: laughs
Hywel: "I can't fucking understand myself."
Gaster: is now sleep.
Hywel: "Fanta."
Fanta: "You have subtitles"
Emb: is sitting in the corner, looking at the ceiling.
Hellaton: decides it'd be best to take his loves home.
Hywel: "What am I wearing Fanta.@
Hywel: "Fanta why."
Hellaton: liiifts his fiancés and carries them home, to bed.
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].
Fanta: "An adorable schoolgirl outfit Hywel-Kun"
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Vaati: wakes the fuck up.
Fellby: wanders in.
Hywel: "Werez the reversal."
Hywel: "Fucking."
Vaati: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg yes he's wearing this
Frisk: "Hi."
Hywel: "Tell me, people are walking in."
Vaati: Nnh.
Fanta: "You knooow I set times for these things"
Emb: Hello.
Vaati: |What's going on?|
Fellby: Hello, everyone - is she sloshed?
Hywel: "Go get a reversal."
Fanta: "I would, but"
Hywel: "Fellby help me."
Fanta: points to the barrier he put over the machine
Fellby: ... Wait what.
Vaati: ...
Hywel: "Fanta, I will melt through that stuff."
Frisk: ((Vaati karate chops the table in half
Vaati: |What the fuck.|
Emb: Vaati, what are you saying?
Hywel: "Fellby, can you go melt that barrier? It's made from a foam."
Frisk: ".. This is a weird day."
Fellby: goes to melt the barrier.
Fanta: is laughing her gote ass off
Vaati: |I'm saying what the fuck.|
Hywel: -He is blushing a bit, and is pissed off too.-
Emb: You're not speaking english.
Vaati: |.....Oh.|
Vaati: Oh.
Vaati: Shit.
Vaati: I apologize.
Emb: It's alright.
Hywel: "is it melting?"
Fellby: Yeah, it's melting.
Fanta: "Awww"
Hywel: "Thank fuck."
Hywel: -He goes over to the machine.-
Vaati: I was saying what the fuck.
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Emb: Alright.
Emb: ((hmm?
Vaati: ((can we freeroam?
Fellby: ((hi there laharl
Emb: ((is that a pattern to a song or something?
Emb: ((also hello
Fellby: ((it is a song tri
: ((I mean, if you want))
Vaati: ((i want pokemon
Hywel: "It it taking long?"
Emb: ((hooray
Vaati: ...
Frisk: ((me too
Emb: ((and i do too but i only have an hour and a half
Fellby: ((it's not like we're doing too much else.
Fellby: No, it's not.
Frisk: * She decides to fucking GTFO.
Vaati: ((you have six jfc
Hywel: "Is the thing able to dispense at this point?"
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Emb: ((they want to replace gulpin though
Fellby: Yeah.
Frisk: ((Who says I'm coming for Pokémon JFC
Frisk: ((And I said
Vaati: ((ah
Frisk: ((I can
Frisk: ((If I get the chance to
: ((>Implying Frisk is getting jack shit))
: ((Lol))
Frisk: ((See
Hywel: -He asks for a reversal to whatever the fick Fanta did to him, and becomes gote again after drinking it.-
Emb: ((rip
Frisk: ((I'm not implying that
Fanta: is still laughing
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Hywel: "Fanta, that was terrible."
Frisk: ((I'm implying it's unlikely that Frisk will get anything
Frisk: ((And uh
Emb: Hmm?
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Frisk: ((I just want to battle
: "Hello!"
Emb: Hello.
Frisk: * nvm
Frisk: "Hi."
Fanta: "That was hilarious"
Vaati: ((i thought you said "me too" to me wanting pkmn
: "I'm happy to inform you all that we've managed to relocate our anydoor."
Fellby: Oh, hello there.
Vaati: Hello.
Frisk: ((what
Vaati: Oh, wonderful!
Fellby: slicks back his flames.
: "So you no longer need to travel by sea."
Hywel: "Fanta."
Emb: That's great.
Frisk: ((I wanted to play Pokémon
Frisk: ((Not get one
Frisk: "That's an improvement!"
Hywel: -He walks over to her.-
Vaati: ((ohhhhhh i misunderstood
Frisk: ((it's fine
Hywel: "You're drunk."
Vaati: 's ears perk up, like a dog's.
Jäger Leyline: walks into the bar
Fanta: "Yesss I am"
Corsiva: -Look who wanders in just in time-
Frisk: "Can we go ahead and test it?"
Frisk: "Also, hi Corsiva."
Hywel: "Let's go home."
Emb: Hello Corsiva.
Corsiva: "Hi Frisk!"
: Lux nods, and just walks back through the anydoor.
Emb: follows.
Vaati: Hello, Corsiva.
Fellby: ... Well, bye then.
Vaati: follows.
Emb: Goodbye everyone.
Frisk: * She goes through the Anydoor.
Jäger Leyline: Hey Fanty and Hywel
Vaati: ((to laharc
Frisk: ((Panty and Hywel
Jäger Leyline: hows she doin?
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Corsiva: -She follows Frisk.-
Fanta: "Aww.. but I wanna stay here"
Hywel: "Drunk."
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Hywel: "Very drunk."
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Fanta: ((Panty and Hyking"
: ((yee haw))
Fanta: ((With Jeskabelt
Jäger Leyline: (yee haw
Cowboy kid: ((ive fooled you white speaking person
: ((SHIT))
Cowboy kid: ( i turned on dark mode
Fanta: "Shoulda been here like a minute earlier"
Fanta: "Hywel was kawaii as FUCK"
Hywel: "Fanta needs to sleep."
Hywel: "now."
Jäger Leyline: (not even timey compares to the legendry ck
Fanta: ((3
Fanta: ((2
Fanta: ((1
Jäger Leyline: kawaii?
Hywel: "I became anime."
Jäger Leyline: ....whats anime?
Fanta: fumbles with her fone
Hywel: "It's better that you don't know."
Fanta: shows Jager a pic of kawaii as fuck hywel
Fanta: "That's anime"
Jäger Leyline: oh gawd THE WHAT FUCK?
Fanta: chuckles
Hywel: "Yes, I know, this is why Fanta needs to go to sleep."
Hywel: "Fanta, go to sleep."
Fanta: "I'm not tiiired"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Jäger Leyline: (so wait is that not the original cowboy kid?
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Cowboy kid: ((im the original
Fanta: ((There he is
Timeywim: ((yee haw))
Cowboy kid: ((from charat
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Cowboy kid: ((what happned to charat anyways
Hywel: "Go the fuck to sleep."
: ((Died))
Jäger Leyline: Hywela right go to bed
: ((But then lived I think?))
Jäger Leyline: (what happened to you VK?
: ((But our chat died after we realized how much better this one was))
Jäger Leyline: (CK?
Fellby: ((some bad shit came up about the guy who hosted charat
Fellby: ((like, he solicited nudes from minors
Fanta: "Heeeeey speaking of fuck"
: ((Well holy shit))
Fanta: ((Oshit
Fellby: ((and since charat was hosted on msparp servers they were like, "lolbye"
Hywel: "..."
: ((rip))
Fanta: makes a lenny face at hywel
Hywel: "...I'm not having drunk sex with you."
Hywel: "I don't trust your drunk self."
Fanta: "Aww"
Hywel: "Fanta, you need to be sober."
Hywel: "So sleep."
Fanta: "Fiiiine"
Fanta: flops over in his lap and goes right out
Hywel: "...Okay, that was simple enough."
Jäger Leyline: not in the least bit graceful
Cowboy kid: ((brb
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Hywel: "She's still cute though."
Hywel: -He scratches her ears while she sleeps.-
Jäger Leyline: ...sure
Fanta: sleepy drunk purrs
Hywel: -He scratches at the bases of her horns.-
Jäger Leyline: goats dont purr
Fanta: winces if he goes near her left horn
Fanta: there's a crack in it from the fightin
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Jäger Leyline: inspects the horn
Fanta: it's a decent sized crack, when you gore a guy and he throws you off it's bound to happen
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Hywel: "...She shouldn't get into fights."
Jäger Leyline: she needed to blow off steam. she likely felt helpless about what happen
Hywel: "...I mean, she can get hurt."
Hywel: "I can't let her get into fights, cause one day she might not win."
Jäger Leyline: she knows how to fight and its not like its becoming a habit
Hywel: "I know, but I don't want it to become a habit."
Hywel: "Nor do I want her taking a chance like that."
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Jäger Leyline: doubt thatll happen
Hywel: "...Okay."
Jäger Leyline: besides youre just afraid she'll kick your aas
Hywel: "No, I'm afraid that she can get hurt. I'm not joking, jäger."
Hywel: "Whether or not she can beat me isn't the issue. We're not the ones getting into a fight. It's ither people, sketchy people who we don't even know."
Jäger Leyline: Dude Im the one who took her to the fight. I know she wont make a habit of it
Hywel: "...Don't take her again, please. Even if you're sure she won't make a habit of it."
Jäger Leyline: besides what you should be worried about is that desire for revenge. Thats a whole lot worse
Hywel: "I know, I know that already. But that still doesn't change what I said."
Jäger Leyline: what if she wants to though?
Hywel: "It's too dangerous... Tell she to find some organized event or something. We wrestled once, we can do that again. I'm not sending her to an illegal fighting ring, with people who we don't know."
Hywel: "If she even asks."
Jäger Leyline: Dude Im the reigning champ in ths ring
Hywel: "And how does that make it any less illegal."
Hywel: "Is that legal there?"
Jäger Leyline: yep
Hywel: "...I still don't want her to do it."
Hywel: "Look, we can find some other thing for her to do, if she even wants to do that."
Jäger Leyline: like what Yoga?
Hywel: "I don't know. Not fist fights."
Hywel: "Or fights where she can some how damage her horns..."
Jäger Leyline: theyre just horns. hell mine are are scratched up
Hywel: "Jäger. Her horn is cracked, I don't want her fighting."
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Jäger Leyline: she'll be fine
Hywel: "Jäger."
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Hywel: "I do not want her fighting."
Jäger Leyline: shes what? 18000?
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Hywel: "She spent 18000 years in a god's body."
Hywel: "She has actual problems now."
Jäger Leyline: well then I suggest you find some way to ensure she doesnt start cuz snuggling aint going to do that
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Jäger Leyline: besides sometimes you dont get what you want. Really wonnt be able to stop her if she really wants
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Corsiva: is now back in the bar.
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Frisk: * She is also back in the bar.
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Frisk: [So, Frisky is Useless Freeroam was neat]
Frisk: [But damn]
Frisk: [You all got so many fucking fire types]
Corsiva: [I literally have one]
Frisk: [True]
Frisk: [But for some reason]
Frisk: [The generator likes fire types]
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Frisk: [I'm just glad I got my fucking Pikachu]
Frisk: [So I can get Raichu]
Frisk: [Same with Squirtle, motherfucking Mega Blastoise]
Frisk: [So I'm not angry about getting literally nothing]
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Frisk: [A little peeved about no battles though]
Frisk: [Especially when there were battles yesterday]
Frisk: [In a freeroam]
Corsiva: [Huh.]
Corsiva: [I mean if you really want to fight that badly]
Corsiva: [I'm on showdown rn]
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Frisk: [Well I'm not wanting to fight THAT badly but we can if you want]
Corsiva: [up to you]
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Frisk: [Sent]
Corsiva: ((I'M LAUGHING
Emb: ((i return
Emb: ((wait what happened
Corsiva: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-398543718
: ((They fucking named it Laharl didn't they))
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: ((Nope, ok))
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Corsiva: [Whoever wants to fight next, send me the request]
Emb: [mv wanted to fight, i'll go after]
Frisk: [You all have the ability to fight me even though most of my Pokémon are better at style points]
Frisk: [But after Chime tho]
Frisk: [MV did you just try to fight me]
Emb: [alright]
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Corsiva: ((it keeps throwing sadako's team up instead of corsi's
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: ((Hey Chime, mind giving me a PM for a second))
Corsiva: ((okay
: ((I need to make sure you didn't stack Sadako's team with OP
Vaati: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-398547802
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Jäger Leyline: (bread stop competing with my on who times out more
Jäger Leyline: me*
Emb: ((my body is ready
: ((Oh god))
: ((It's happening again))
Corsiva: ((i gotta teambuild with sadako first
: ((What the FUCK))
Frisk: ((What
Emb: ((what?
Frisk: ((What's happening
: ((I just went into a chat and put ym character down))
: ((Wrote up the starter, etc))
Corsiva: ((homestucks?
: ((And motherfucking John Egbert is getting sucked off by a catgirl next time I look at the chat))
Vaati: ((nice
Emb: ((the fuck?
Frisk: ((Why))
Vaati: ((nice goddam job
: ((This exact fucking scenario happened before))
Emb: ((exact? wow
Frisk: ((Yeah
Frisk: ((I remember
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Fanta: ((KEK
Emb: ((hello
Corsiva: ((i can't believe john egbert's a goddamn furry
Vaati: ((all the harberts are furries
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Vaati: ((also frisk if u wanna fite fite me
Emb: ((oh no
Emb: ((WELL
: (( Wait what ))
Emb: ((just
Frisk: ((fite me at PAX MV
Emb: ((does a good pokemon rp exist
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Vaati: ((no
Emb: ((you heard it here folks
: (( He had to leave to laugh at that joke Tri ))
Emb: ((there is no such thing as what the fuck am i smelling
Emb: ((i smelled something very very rotten for a few seconds
Corsiva: ((alright, done
Emb: ((fuck that's something known as my knee
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Emb: ((i need to shower
Fanta: ((I have 30 minutes, give or take
Emb: ((i have technically 1 minute
Emb: ((but not really
Fanta: ((Yall want a lightning round puzzle
Fanta: ((An easy one
Corsiva: ((okay
Jäger Leyline: (let make out then slarv
Emb: ((sure but i won't be able to do it
Jäger Leyline: (oh nm
Emb: ((chime are you ready
Corsiva: ((yeah
Emb: ((sweet
Emb: ((i have no idea how to make matches
Corsiva: ((there should be a button that says "find a user"
Corsiva: ((type in chimeranyx
Emb: ((alright, ty
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Emb: ((is there a certain format i choose or something
Emb: ((or just challenge
Corsiva: ((actually i just sent you a challenge
Emb: ((oh okay lol
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Jäger Leyline: (wait whats going on?
Corsiva: ((pokemon
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Jäger Leyline: (oh
Emb: ((http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-398554464
Jäger Leyline: (I dont have time for that
Fanta: ((I am also starting a puzzle soon
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Fanta: peeB
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: The anydoor is ready for you when you are
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Fellby: looks up.
: You know the drill by now
Fellby: heads through the door.
: The screen says, [Go back to your roots, the first one]
Frisk: [The first puzzle]
Fellby: [shit what was the first one again]
: (( Was there something before his drawception ))
: [Not you, but the ones watching]
Fellby: ... What the hell does this mean?
: ((Come on this is easy as shit
Fellby: ((that was ic you fool
: ((Yall should have it already
Fellby: ((are you on xyxxy?
: (( By the way, it isn't the original stat sheet ))
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: ((I don't know, AM I?!
Emb: ((man this is fun
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Emb: ((frisky may i fight you?
Fellby: ((checked the subreddit, you aren't tehre
: (( Xyzzy chat is sppamming Gaston ))
: (( What is happening ))
Hellaton: ((what
Emb: ((well
: (( I just logged in and there's suddenly people spamming Gaston in main chat ))
Fellby: ((i found your game, but i don't know the password
Emb: ((maybe the password is the code so far?
Emb: ((or gaston
Fellby: ((it's not gaston
Emb: ((okay
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Frisk: ((tri
Emb: ((hello
Frisk: ((yes you can
Emb: ((yay
Fellby: ((i'm guessing it's the code but i don't have that shit written down
Frisk: ((Sent
: ((It
: ((It's not
Fellby: ((well fuck
: (( Share thy leads ))
Fellby: ((look for Trade_Maker
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Hellaton: ((/r/undertale
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: ((DD get in we need to start the game
: (( Wait I thought you
: (( Give me a sec ))
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Hellaton: ((its 7
Fanta: ((Congrats you solved one without laharl
Fellby: ((yay
: (( Two ))
Fellby: gets the feeling the number is 7.
Hellaton: enters.
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Hellaton: is letting the married couple do their thing.
Fanta: ((But this one wasn't cheated
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: (( Well this one wasn't bull shit ))
Fanta: ((Rip
Emb: ((gj people
Fanta: ((Did you actually realize I mean the 'First password' mv or did you guess
Emb: ((dd wanna battle?
Fellby: ((i actually thought you meant first user
Fellby: ((aka ms.toriel
: (( Tri I still don't have the pokemon I got last night set up ))
Hellaton: ((i realized
Emb: ((ah okay
Fanta: ((gg
Hellaton: ((i tried that first
Emb: ((did nobody win to mv?
Hellaton: ((chime did, barely, i think
Emb: ((oh okay
: (( Wait the game fixed itself? ))
Frisk: ((Hey, Tri
Emb: ((oh yeah i remember
Emb: ((hello
Frisk: ((Want a remarch
Frisk: ((Rematch*
Hellaton: ((no it didnt
Emb: ((sure
: (( oh ))
Frisk: ((Get on
Emb: ((oh whoops
Emb: ((forgot to put name in
Emb: ((annoying i have to put name in every time
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Fanta: is asleep still
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Hellaton: should we arcreactor or no
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Hywel: -He stays petting.-
Hywel: -He doesn't plan on stopping the pets.-
Fellby: ((so i tested sadako's team
Fanta: she wakes up
Frisk: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-398564390
Fellby: ((she's definately beatable by a normal team...
Hywel: "...Are you sober?"
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Fanta: "Eyyyy"
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Fellby: looks over ot Fanta.
Fanta: "Why are there two of you.."
Hywel: "...Nope."
Hywel: "You are not sober."
Fanta: "Well how do you know that"
Hywel: "..."
Fanta: "Youu readin my mind or somethin"
Hywel: "No, I'm not."
Hellaton: ...
Emb: ((alright, gtg
Frisk: ((seeya
Emb: ((hf everyone
Emb: ((gn
Hellaton: ((cya
Fanta: "Well then hoooow"
Frisk: ((Tri took out three Mewtwo Ys
Hywel: "...You see two of me."
Fellby: ((gn tri
Jäger Leyline: youre slurring too
Frisk: ((I dunno why the hell I did that
Frisk: ((But I did it
Fellby: ((i'm gonna test sadako against a team like ours now
Frisk: ((cool
Fellby: ((the great thing about showdown is i can play against myself
Fanta: "Dude my horn feels fuckkked up"
Frisk: ((yep!
Fanta: rubs it
Fanta: "Oh hey there's only one of you now"
Jäger Leyline: no Im jager
Hywel: "..."
Jäger Leyline: (im watching tv. theres a power rangers that are pirate themed
Fanta: "What is up with this.."
Fanta: she rubs her horn more lenny
Hywel: "You fought some one."
Jäger Leyline: its called a crack. leave it alone or youll make it worse
Fanta: "A crack..?"
Fanta: "Shiiit"
Fanta: "What do I do"
Hywel: "Leave it to heal."
Hywel: "If it can heal."
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
Fanta: sits up, poorly
Hywel: "So."
Fanta: "I think I should go home"
Hywel: "I can get you there."
Jäger Leyline: you a drink to sober her up
Jäger Leyline: know a*
Fanta: "Eyy thats a good idea"
Hywel: "The drink or the me taking you home."
Nance: ((Great now I'm wondering if anyone wants to do a monotype battle in showdown
Fanta: ((I would, but i lost my good mono teams
Fanta: "The drink"
Fanta: "If ya want me sober"
Jäger Leyline: goes to the bar and makes a pirarie oyster. hands it to Fabta
Hywel: "...That looks... Terrible."
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Jäger Leyline: it is
Jäger Leyline: now drink it
Jäger Leyline: works like a charm
Hywel: "Have fun Fanta."
Fanta: drinks
Fanta: what is it and what does it do
Jäger Leyline: (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie_oyster_(cocktail)
: ((It's disgusting and cures hangovers/drunkness))
: ((It think))
: I think*
Jäger Leyline: (yes shocks the sense and wakes you the fuck up
Jäger Leyline: (hard to shallow too
Fanta: ((From a hangover? Or from being drunk
Fanta: either way she gags
Hywel: -He smiles a bit. That's kinda funny.-
Hellaton: ((GUYS "i know nothing will ever come between us... because i'll eviscerate anyone who tries" PERI'S S-RANK SPEECH IS BEAUTIFUL
Fellby: ((holy shit
Fanta: "AH GOD"
Hellaton: ((it's mettaton p much
Hywel: "...You good?"
Fanta: "And im still drunk"
Fanta: "I thought you meant like.. a potion n shit"
Jäger Leyline: nah
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Hywel: "...Heh."
Fanta: "That's fuckin nasty"
Hywel: "That's what you get.@
Hywel: "For anime-ing me."
Jäger Leyline: sure you swallowed worse
Fanta: "Imma get a potion now"
Hywel: "Okay."
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Fanta: she does, stumblibg over
Fellby: ((okay, done testing sadako
Fanta: "Bottoms up"
Jäger Leyline: well Imma go. you seem to have things in hand
Fanta: drinks it
Fellby: ((her frillish... it's a bit more OP then i intended it to be
Jäger Leyline: heads out
Fanta: she zones out for a minute
Fellby: ((but if you bring along an electric type you should be fine
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Hywel: "...You good?"
Fellby: ((gengar goes down easy if you know what you're doing
Fanta: "What the fuck just happened.."
Fanta: rubs her forehead
Hywel: "You were drunk."
Fanta: "What time is it.."
Hywel: "And got sober."
Fellby: ((lampent could be an issue, it took out most of a team i tried her against
Hywel: "Uhhh, twelve thirty."
Fanta: "I remember.. coming in here"
Hellaton: snaps back to reality.
Fanta: sits down with him
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Fanta: "And then.. What did I do?"
Fellby: also snaps back.
Hywel: "You turned me into anime."
Hywel: -He points to her phone.-
Fanta: looks at it and bursts out laughing
Hellaton: ....H-hhi.
Hywel: "Yes."
Hywel: "Also fuck you."
Fanta: laughs
Hywel: -He's joking.-
Fanta: "I had been planning that."
Hywel: "So, you're sober now, that's good."
Fanta: "Oh my god this picture is perfect"
Fanta: "You look so tsundere"
Hywel: "Oh shut up."
Fellby: Hello, Hella.
Hywel: "...Hey, I want to show you something."
Fanta: "I can almost hear you calling me a baka"
Hellaton: Hhi.
Fanta: "What's that"
Hywel: "I found a place on the mountain, near home, pretty nice."
Fellby: What's... what's new with you?
Fanta: "Alright, wanna head there?"
Hywel: "Yeah."
Hywel: -He gets up, leading her out.-
Fanta: ((I may gtg soon
Fanta: ((But i can stay a bit longer
: ((Okay))
: ((It will only take a bit.))
Fanta: is led out, she follows him
Hellaton: Iii... fefelt true happinesss yesterday. Like, nonot a single ththing got me downnn.
Fellby: Oh, that's wonderful!
Fellby: ... Hey, by the way, have you picked out a date yet?
Hywel: -Thry arrive at the place. It has a nice view, and ledge.-
Fanta: looks out
Fanta: "Wow.. nice"
Hellaton: N-nno, not yeyet.
Hywel: "...Isn't it nice? Thought maybe we could stay here and talk, sometime."
Hywel: -He pulls out a paper airplane.-
Fanta: "Yeah.. this is nice"
Hywel: "And do this."
Fellby: Mmmh... I've gotta pick one too.
Fellby: God... I'm getting married.
Fanta: looks at the paper airplane
Hellaton: Iii knknow, oh my god...
Fellby: It's not something I thought I'd ever do.
Hywel: -He throws it. It flies down. Fanta would probably watch the thing as it does that, causing her to look away from Hywel.-
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Hellaton: Iii feel ththe same way.
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Fanta: she is watching it
Fellby: I don't think I could have picked a better person though.
Hywel: -It curves, so Fanta slowly turns back to him, at which he is on his knee, holding something.-
Fanta: she looks over
Hywel: "So. I guess we haven't really been together too long, but..."
Hellaton: Iii.... oh my gogod, Fellby.... othhhers lolove me. It's... ittt's wonderful.
Hywel: "I figured now was a better time than ever."
Fellby: Yeah... I'm happy for you, bud.
Hellaton: Ii'm hahappy for you ttoo.
Fanta: she looks at him, she starts smiling wide
Hywel: -He opens the box, revealing a shiny diamond ring.-
Fellby: puts his hand on the bar.
Hywel: "Will you marry me?"
Hellaton: Hhag... who wowould have thoughttt...
Hellaton: *hhah
Fanta: "Y-yes!"
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Fanta: she takes it, putting it on
: ((>These fucking names))
Fellby: Yeah...
: ((>Daniel, okay, normal enough))
Hywel: -He smiles, and stand up.-
: ((>Andrew, nice enough name for a pokemon trainer))
Fanta: kisses him
: ((>Aidan? Eh, maybe his mom liked Sex in the City))
: ((>And you got the resident donut steel, Zero the pokemon trainer that owns a shiny rayquaza))
Fellby: ((oh my lordy
: ((>And))
: ((>Aerith))
: ((>Bob))
Fanta: ((Aerith and bob
: ((>Aerith and Bob. Thats the trope i'm looking for))
Hellaton: ((fun fact: aidan is one of the most common names for trans men
: ((My name is Aidan))
: ((<.<))
Fellby: ((wait REALLY
Hellaton: ((holy shit
Hellaton: ((i was just giving a factoid
: ((Before you ask, I have not been a woman or any gender but male before))
Fanta: she's teared up a bit
Fanta: ((Or that's what you want us to think
Hywel: "Was this a good time?"
Hywel: -He had kisses back.-
: Kissed*
Fanta: "Yes.. yes it.. oh my god yes.."
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: ((You're right, i'm a Prinny IRL))
Fellby: ((dood
Hywel: "I love you..."
Hellaton: ((dood
Hellaton: is beeping.
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Fellby: ... I don't remember you having that.
Fanta: "I love you too.. so much..."
Hellaton: Iii jujust found out about iiiit.
Fanta: wraps her arms around him
Fellby: Oh, huh.
Hywel: -He is wrapping his arms around her too.-
Hellaton: Iit... hahappens when Iii'm happy. Lilike, realllly happy.
Fellby: ...
Fellby: just nods.
Fanta: kisses him again, a long one
Fanta: ((Been out for a while
Hywel: -He does too.-
Fanta: ((Til
Fanta: ((I know what im watching tomorrow
Hellaton: Iit's... oh god, Fefellby... it feeels like eveverythininining bad is meltiiiing away...
Fanta: "So.. what now?"
: ((You know I gotta put Zero the Rayquaza Knight into Pokemon now))
Fellby: ((hue
Fellby: You deserve it, man.
Hellaton: More happy beeps.
Fellby: Hey, other me! Get us something to celebrate.
Hellaton: I'm soso happy you belllieve that.
Hellaton: Wwait what?
Grillby: -He puts a bottle of sparkling grape juice on the counter, and an unlabled bottle.-
Fellby: takes the unlabled bottle.
Hywel: "I dunnozl
: Dunno*
Hellaton: ....
Fanta: ((Swimmer waifu's in it
Fanta: ((Yessss
Fanta: ((But wait
: The TV snaps on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf0KxuTR0io&list=PL3434579A2EFF8664&index=1 It's playing soem shitty anime opening.
: Musics good though.
Fanta: ((That means she's probably gonna get killed shit
Fellby: takes a sip. "To us."
Fanta: ((BEST GIRL?
Hellaton: uncorks the bottle with an extended claw. "Ttto us."
Hellaton: ((best girl? you mean chiaki?
Fanta: takes his hand, her ring on
Fanta: ((Monomi is in it somehow
Fellby: clinks the bottle against Hellaton's.
Fanta: ((Meaning BEST GIRL could be there
Hywel: "Is it nice?"
Fanta: "It's beautiful"
Fanta: "Let's head home"
Fellby: glances at the tv. "... Hey, who's got the anime on?" He's starting to sparkle a little.
Hellaton: smiles, taking a sip of his... and promptly spitting it against his hand. "Oh gggogod why iiiis it hissssing"
Hellaton: ((what anime is it
Fellby: Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's fizz!
Fellby: ((it's disagea
: ((It's the Disgaea 2 Opening))
Hellaton: (figures
Fanta: ((Some episodes are already out, that's what I'm doing tomorrow
Hellaton: Iiit.... it's weweird.
Hywel: -He nods.-
Fanta: walks home, she looks exctatic or however you spell that
Hellaton: *ecstatic
Fanta: really fuckin happy
Fellby: But it's safe to drink... I mean, if you're not into bubbly, I can get you something smoother.
Hywel: "Did I do good?"
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlDz__n8rxY Another one.
Hellaton: Iit's... ggh, I... hohonestly don't lilike it. I'm ssorry.
: I fucking love the disgaea openings i'm sorry
Fellby: ((ngl hywel had one of the classiest proposals in cau history
Fanta: "You did good.. really good"
Hellaton: ok i'll keep listening to get away with murder
Fellby: Mmmh, okay.
: ((Look at the fucking combat scenes0)
Fanta: ((Ye that was sweet, rather than just "YOU WANNA GET MARRIED GASTER?"
: ((I fucking lvoe this shit))
Hellaton: goes to wash off his hand.
Fellby: How about grape juice? You can pass it off as wine if you're feeling fancy.
Fanta: (("SUUUUUURE"
Fanta: (("COOL!"
Hellaton: Iiif it's swwweet.
: This one for some reason has Laharl, Etna, and Flonne.
Hellaton: only ingests sweet things.
: Huh, they have an anime.
Fellby: Okay.
Fanta: walks with him home
Hellaton: ((actually iirc gaster laughed at metta but decided to marry this dork anyway
Fanta: ((I don't remember
Fellby: ((he was speechless
Fellby: watches the tv. [sub]"Anime is real."[/sub] he mutters.
Hellaton: ((i distinctly remember "that's not how you propose"
Fanta: ((I need to head out, azzy doesn't like this topic
Hellaton: ((oh, ok, sorry azzy
Fanta: gets home and gets into bed with him
Fanta: (({It's fine}
Fanta: ((Goodnight
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Hellaton: ((gn
Hywel: -He does too.-
Fellby: ((i just got a stupid idea
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Fellby: ((pokemon-themed magical girls
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: ((We call those Gijinkas))
: (( http://prntscr.com/brswsc ))
Frisk: ((10/10
Fellby: ((like, they're a type of pokemon that can mega evolve
: ((...))
: ((Shit, brb implementing that into a random encounter))
Frisk: ((Oh what the fuck
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: ((Oh, great, throw in some Rule 2 so I can't screenshot this))
: ((Thanks, douchebag trolls))
Hellaton: ((dude the entire bee movie script has r2
Frisk: ((Magical Agender Steel Sex Snake Sterling
Hellaton: ((oh my GOD
Nance: ((Mahou Shoujo Steelix-Chan
Frisk: ((Wailord: S-Skitty chan~...
Hellaton: ((im gonna draw pre-pokefying mahō shōjo sterling at some point
Frisk: ((You should
Fellby: ((honestly diance has the most magical-girl megaevolution
Nance: ((Can't wait to see what Witch!Steelix looks like
Hellaton: ((witch steelix is a mess of rocks and metal
Frisk: ((Witch Steelix uses Ancient Power! The mess of rocks and metals were flung at the target!))
Hellaton: ((p much
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Nance: ((Witch!Steelix is clearly an eldritch entanglement of rock-tentacles with sawblades buzzing constantly all along it
Hellaton: ((with a vaguely humanoid shape on top
: (( http://prntscr.com/brsxsl ))
Hellaton: ((YES
Frisk: ((Beautiful.))
Fellby: ((oh shit did i tell you guys
: ((Prinnies just magical girl into motherfucking Fuka))
Frisk: ((what
: ((Like, seventy thousand Fukas))
Fellby: ((my brother found a jynx at hooters
Frisk: ((ooh lala~
Hellaton: ((jfc i snorted
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Frisk: ((Tomorrow you all will get the chance to piss off Hoopa))
: ((Copious amounts of Fuka))
: (( https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GNqCrr8bbVE/maxresdefault.jpg ))
Frisk: ((The one who pisses them off the most gets fucking destroyed
: ((Welp, I see this is where Prinny dies))
Hellaton: sits next to his friend. "...You knnnnow... I nenever thought we wouuuld ever be frfriends. But Iii'm glglad we are.
Frisk: ((Nah, Prinny won't die
Frisk: ((Hoopa wouldn't kill him
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Fellby: You know, I didn't think we would be either.
Frisk: ((Basically if you piss off Hoopa))
Frisk: ((You can fight him))
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Frisk: ((In good fun
Fellby: ((a supportive mom and her child http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/e/e3/115Kangaskhan-Mega.png/150px-115Kangaskhan-Mega.png
: ((Prinny Dance))
: ((Prinny Dance))
: ((Prinny Dance))
Frisk: ((Hoopa will go first
Nance: ((My god I just had the worst pkmn team idea))
Frisk: ((What?
Frisk: ((A team filled with Stunfisks?
Nance: ((Six empoleons all named "noot"
Fellby: ((brb
Frisk: ((Hah
Nance: (([Empoleon's the one that's the fucking metal penguin]
Frisk: ((I know
Frisk: ((I've played almost all the games
Nance: (([[I was letting people know who didn't know Frisky]]
Hellaton: ...To be cocompleteltely honnnest... you trtreated me the bessst out of eveveryone there.
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Hellaton: ((N O O T N O O T
Frisk: (([Well, true]
: ((Nance, do you want to get into the pokemon stuff?))
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Nance: ((Eh, I'm still undecided on that
Fellby: Yeah... I did my best to do right by my workers.
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Fellby: Too many people snuck fire blankets into my room.
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Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((I have an Empoleon in one of Laharl's Pokémon arcs which is currently under hiatus
Frisk: ((It's named Amaria))
: ((It's on hiatus while I wait for ep 16 of the game to be released))
Hellaton: Onne of ththose was aaactually me. Iii'm sosorry. I... ththere was a tiiime, fofour years ago, whhhere Iii tried to kill evvvveryone ththere. Obvvviously it fafailed, but stttill.
Frisk: ((For right now, we have Bravoh
Frisk: ((Basically
Frisk: ((It's kinda
Hellaton: ((bravoman makes a cameo in bravoh
Fellby: I... it's okay, man. I just learned to sleep without sheets for a long while.
Frisk: ((A mix of Pokémon contests and competitive battling
Frisk: ((Sorta
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Not really
Hellaton: I seset things on fifire.
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Frisk: ((Basically you can win fights in two ways, winning the damn fight or gaining Gangnam Style Points
Fellby: nods. "You do realize I wouldn't burn, right?"
Frisk: ((Its actual name is style points))
Fellby: ((if you want gangam style points you better be op
Hellaton: Yeah, ththat's why Iii put ththe fire blannnnket there.
Frisk: ((yep
Hellaton: ((OP OP OP OP OP
Hellaton: .....Iiit's onone of the things Iii regreret most.
Frisk: ((And to get style points you can use STAB moves which increase the number of points you get and you can do shit as a trainer on stage to get more
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Fellby: smirks. "At that point I was practically sleeping in a little fireplace. The bed was only for... well, you know."
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Frisk: ((Laharl: I broke my teeth while eating cinnamon crunch!
Hellaton: sighs.
Frisk: ((CTC uses Harden!
Frisk: ((Laharl uses Bite!
Frisk: ((Laharl takes recoil damage!
Fellby: ... I'm glad we got you out.
Frisk: ((Laharl is badly bleeding!
Frisk: ((Laharl blacks out!
Hellaton: Iii am too.
Fellby: takes a sip of his drink.
Hellaton: ....I... heheard there wawas a fairly new poliiicy seset up to ban allll abuse, aafter we... tooook care of hihim. I jujust heard it arrround, and hohonestly? Ththat means a lolot, even thhhough I'm not there.
Fellby: Yeah, and we let a lot of people go home. I personally escorted a few out.
Hellaton: You knnnow, eveven though it maakes me uncomfortable by eeeeeeexisting, I appreciate whwhat you've donone.
: ((I've fucking ruined this RP))
: ((Someone opened up a daycare character))
Fellby: ((uhoh
: ((So I had my character bring in a Skitty and a Wailord))
Hellaton: ((oh dear
Fellby: ((UH OH
Frisk: ((HAH
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Hellaton: ((fun fact: skailord, the unofficial offspring of skitty and wailord, was the mascot of a group i was in back on tinierme
Frisk: ((Oh my fuck.
Apollo: (( k
: ((TIL theres a surprising number of Skailord porn))
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Hellaton: ((there is
Hellaton: ((ngl, i have an oc couple based off skailord
Fellby: simply smiles, raising his glass. "Well, it's the least I could do."
Nance: ((10YAIL there's a lot of porn in general))
Frisk: ((This is the true ending of PMD - http://67.media.tumblr.com/4e1ef7f27551336f20a822fb815029a5/tumblr_o4x2vlplwn1r09ti1o1_500.jpg
Hellaton: Yyyou're a grgreat perssson, Fellby.
Hellaton: ((omg
Nance: ((Hoopa can't handle the feels))
Fellby: flares up a little. "Heh, you think so?"
Frisk: ((Just like how Nance can't handle the amount of times she has to fix the house because of Maxie's bubbles
Hellaton: Well, yeah. Yyou care ababout others, youuuu're not a jerrk, you're gegenerally niiice...
Nance: ((Nance is pretty damn patient, I don't know what you're talking about
Frisk: ((True.
Frisk: ((Maxie: -accidentally burns the house down-
Frisk: ((Nance: I'm fine with this.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Nance, what the fuck
Frisk: ((Nance: Frisk, you aren't patient like I am.
Fellby: ((nance: this is fine
Frisk: ((Frisk: THAT'S OUR HOUSE
Nance: ((Nance: Maxie, you ARE grounded, though.
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Nance: ((Maxie: I'm fine with this, I guess
Fellby: smirks, taking another sip from his bottle. "You and I... we're some of the best things that came out of Underfell timelines, huh?"
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Frisk: ((Grayton: -casually reading newspaper right in front of the burning house-
Hellaton: Yyeah...
: ((Reminder Frisk can literally bring a fucking reshiram to her house now))
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Fellby: ((oh shit
Nance: ((Nance: I feel I shouldn't have to remind you, Frisky, but I'm your wife, not that Reshiram.))
Apollo: (( oshit
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Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Frisk: I'm literally the Champion of Reborn right now
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know you're my wife but
Frisk: ((Frisk: I have Pokémon now
Frisk: ((Frisk: My childhood is complete
Nance: ((Nance: But the point I'm trying to make is that that Reshiram is not your wife))
: (("Weeeeelll Jiga is male so technicalll-"))
: ((*SHot*))
Hellaton: Hohonestly, I fffeel like I've dodone more bad ththings than you. Aat least on pupirpose.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Weeelll, he's a guy
Frisk: ((Frisk: And I'm not a furry.))
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Nance: ((Nance: Oh then that's okay I suppose))
Hellaton: ((nance: debatable
Fellby: Oh please, I've fucked people over for the hell of it.
Hellaton: Iii attempted mumurder.
Frisk: ((Frisk: I also have a Zekrom and I have Kyurem.
Fellby: I've committed murder.
Frisk: ((Frisk: And I have three shinies.))
Hellaton: Seself defennse doesn't count.
Fellby: ... It wasn't.
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Frisk: I also got a Pikachu yesterday.))
Fellby: But it's in the past, I guess.
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Frisk: ((Frisk: And Squirtle.))
Hellaton: .....
Frisk: ((Nance: This is too much.))
Nance: ((Nance: Okay clearly we've lost the point of where we were going with this
Fellby: ... You don't wanna ask.
Hellaton: Stttill, you're bebetter than the rerest of your tiiimeline.
Hellaton: I hope.
Fellby: ((nance: how the hell did you get so good at pokemon go
Frisk: ((Nance: Look, I am your wife, just don't love your Pokémon more than you love me))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Affirmative.))
Nance: ((Nance: I thought this was about the house burning down and now you're telling me there are these creatures that hang around in some balls by your waist))
Nance: ((Nance: I'm not sure what to believe anymore))
Hellaton: ((frisk: i cant do that nance i can only get sylveon with affection
Frisk: ((Frisk: -sends out Reshiram and Zekrom-))
Frisk: ((Jiga: FUCK OFF, THOR
Frisk: ((Thor: NO))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Whoops.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: -returns them-))
Frisk: ((Frisk: -sends out Pikachu-
Frisk: ((Grayton: -looks up at the Pikachu- Huh? Can I pet it?))
Nance: ((Inb4 Maxie just happens to have Mega Rayquaza for no good reason))
: ((Azzy had one iirc))
Hellaton: ((wait. maxie.
Frisk: ((Maxie is Frisk's daughter--
Frisk: ((WAIT
: ((Maxie enters the pokemon timelines))
Hellaton: ((maxie becomes the leader of team magma
Frisk: ((A SECOND
: ((Gets confused for the leader of Magma))
: ((Dethrones Magma by existing))
Frisk: ((YES
Hellaton: ((maxie gets groudon
: ((Rides Groudon across the Frisk and Nance household))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Basically, I'm the Champion of one region and I'm facing against the gym leaders of another one with my little sister, a racist old man, a girl with an umbrella, and Vaati.))
Fellby: ((maxie: you know what? i'm okay with this
Frisk: ((Nance: I can't even.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Now you know the gist of it.))
Hellaton: ((alt descriptions for vaati: a wind mage/a man from a video game/a guy who looks like a huge purple alien/that guy who was trapped in a sword
Frisk: ((Nance: I don't understand a single word you just said.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Yeah. I understand.))
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: takes a sip of his non fizzy drink.
Hellaton: .....
Fellby: ((alt descriptions for fellby: underfell grillby
Fellby: How is it?
Hellaton: Iit's good.
Frisk: ((Nance: Are you even a scientist anymore?
Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((Frisk Yes, yes I am.))
Nance: ((Inb4 at the age of 5 or so Maxie manages to become champion in 4 of the 6 regions in little under a week and makes more than Frisk and Nance do per year. And she doesn't even know what she did.))
Frisk: ((Frisk:*
Fellby: ((help i can't stop listening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDGFrP4NgI
Frisk: ((inb4 Maxie gets kidnapped and murdered by Team Rocket
Hellaton: Hahave I ever totold you the worrrst ththing about my olold body?
Frisk: ((Frisk: Fuck
Fellby: What was it?
Frisk: ((Nance: .. Back to the adoption center we go!))
Nance: ((I dunno, think about how powerful those goddamn bubbles are))
Hellaton: It hahad a remote connnntrol.
Frisk: ((True
Fellby: ... Oh no.
Hellaton: Yeah.
Frisk: ((Maxie uses Bubble Beam!))
Fellby: ((corsi's gonna be making bank in bravo
Frisk: ((Frisk: Oh, and I'm probably going to get famous in another timeline
Hellaton: You... sesee whhhat didirection that wewent. And, mimind you, thhhis wawas before he came alllong.
Frisk: ((Nance: Frisk. You were famous right when you brought the Monsters to the city.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know.
Fellby: Gah...
Frisk: ((Nance: Then you became ambassador.
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know.
Frisk: ((Nance: Then you became a scientist.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know.
Frisk: ((Nance: Then you marry me.))
Fellby: You know what my dad used to do? When I was a kid?
Hellaton: laughs. "I'm glglad I'm ouuut of that ththing."
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know.))
Hellaton: ...Whhat?
Frisk: ((Nance: Then we have two kids.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Yeah.))
: (("Give me cummies, thats what he used to do."))
Frisk: ((Nance: Then you become a Pokémon master.))
Fellby: He'd hold me over a bucket of water.
Hellaton: ((hella leaves
Frisk: ((Frisk: Yep!
Hellaton: Oh.
Frisk: ((Nance: ... My head hurts.
Hellaton: Ththat's brutalll.
Fellby: It was always for the slightest thing too. A dish put out of place, the TV on too late...
Hellaton: Wwow.
: ((I've actually hacked quite a few things in Disgaea for the classes))
: ((Namely, Sea Queen is a class exlusive to Rainier, but I figured Chime needs something better than Sea Angel))
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: I decided that I'd get out on my own.
Fellby: If he caught me, and killed me... well, at the very least, I saw outside of the house.
Hellaton: Iii'm glad he dididn't.
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Frisk: ((Laharl: I'm gonna make you fuck over every single Pokémon region))
Frisk: ((Frisky: wow ok
Frisk: ((MV: yes, fuck over everything -cackles-))
Frisk: ((Chime: why
Fellby: ... I want to say food wasn't an issue for me, but...
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Frisk: ((Laharl: Why, you ask? We all know I feed off of your entertainment!))
Hellaton: Oh, rriright, you nnneed ththat.
Frisk: ((Laharl: Therefore I will become a god after this!))
Fellby: We can pretty much eat anything that's burnable, but getting my hands on it was another matter.
Frisk: ((Frisky: Ohhh nooooooo
Hellaton: Yeyeah.
: ((I will admit))
: ((I get satisfaction from seeing your reactions to shit))
: ((Nothing better than getting a good reaction from a joke you've been planning for two days))
Frisk: ((I bet you do
Hellaton: ((ikr
Fellby: ((it is a lot of fun
Frisk: ((Laharl: I never get satisfaction from your reactions, Frisky. That's because everybody wants to fucking kill you.))
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Frisky: I know!))
: ((Namely, Jamiroquai and the Lucky Star Grunts were the big ones))
Frisk: ((Laharl: Basically, you're even bigger of an asshole than an asshole.))
Hellaton: Iit's ninice to hahave friiiends.
Fellby: It is.
Hellaton: ((the lucky star grunts were great
Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((yeah
Fellby: ((Jamiroquai was wonderful.
Frisk: ((Motherfucking Jamiroquai though
Frisk: ((Wonderful
Frisk: ((Oh yeah
Frisk: ((And
Frisk: ((Master Roshi
Frisk: ((One of my favorite characters now
: ((Thats all DD))
: ((I just set the stage for a joke or two))
Fellby: ((sadako's gonna come out singing "bust your kneecaps" at this rate, jesus christ
: ((And DD sells that shit))
Hellaton: Hhah... do yoyou ever... thiink about ththe friends you've lolost, not becccause of them beiiing bad, but bebecause of othhher rereasons?
Frisk: ((I know
Frisk: ((But DD though
Fellby: ...
Frisk: ((Yes.
Frisk: ((All of my yeses.
Fellby: shudders.
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: Yeah, I do.
: (("I'm coming!" Roshi arrives "I came."
Hellaton: Iii do too.
Hellaton: Ggggood to knknow I'm not allllone.
Hellaton: Sssorry...
Fellby: ((good charlotte's got a new album coming out?
Frisk: ((Also I'm not fighting Sadako first this time
Frisk: ((Hell no
: ((The Ghost/Psychic gym is Jazz))
Hellaton: ((im gonna have fun with sherry noble if she ever appears
Frisk: ((Send in Master Roshi first
Frisk: ((Master Roshi needs to fight Sadako first
: ((Don't worry MV, theres going to be contests soon))
Frisk: ((Calling it
Hellaton: ((nice
Hellaton: ((ive gotta make a team for her
Hellaton: ((and yes, shes got features of a dragalge, like spikes on her back and a tail
Frisk: ((By the way Laharl I was going to name Pikachu Laharl but I went for Krichevskoy instead
Frisk: ((Because I'm not giving a motherfucking Pikachu
Frisk: ((Your dirty ass name
Hoopa W.: (("Shots fired!"))
Hellaton: ((and out of drag, hy is just a chill dude with a passion for costumes
: ((And you wonder why the Kunoichi in the cameos was names Whisky instead of Frisky now))
Hellaton: ((crime
Frisk: ((I never wondered that
: fuck
Frisk: ((I figured it was because you hated my first name and I rolled with it
Frisk: ((Also it should of been Whiskey or Whisking
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((Or Cosmopolitan
Frisk: ((Or Vodka
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Frisk: ((Or red wine
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Frisk: ((Or Time Timmington
Frisk: ((Or Asshole
Frisk: ((Or Laharl's Punchbag
Frisk: ((Or a note on my back saying "Kick me!"
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((Or ThisIsGettingFuckingAnnoyingI'llStopNow
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Hellaton: ...Ssorry ababout that.
: Frisky Whiskevodtinisenicwineredpolitanington [Frisk] is now Whisky Whiskington [].
Fellby: ((It's fine.
Fellby: ((SHIT
Fellby: ((that was ic
Fellby: It's fine, really.
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: L-look, it's all in the past, okay? The only path I have is forward.
Hellaton: Tthat's a good outlooook.
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Fellby: It is, especially when you've got a shady past.
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] is now An Arsetini with a hint of Martenic [].
: ((Hella: Mmmy fufutre iiiss cocovered innnnn susunshine nonononow.))
Fellby: Uh... on a lighter topic, someone told me not to get cold feet. I laughed at them.
: ((Fellby: Futre?
: ((Fellby: You need your voicebox checked.
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: ((Hella: Nnnno shshit, Shsherlock.))
Hellaton: Hheh.
: ((Fellby: One of my many kinks is to go at it dressed like Sherlock.))
: ((Hella exits the building
: (("Mmmmy sskkikin is clear, my crocrops are flourishing"
Fellby: (("you are made of metal" "sssstill"
Hellaton: ....
Fellby: If I left Muffet at the altar she'd bust my kneecaps.
: ((Fellby: You're a steel type.))
Fellby: Metaphorically. I'd never hear the end of it.
: ((Hella: Iii'll foforever beeeee grgrass tytytype.))
Hellaton: Iiif I didid that Iii'd prooobably hihide away foforever.
Hellaton: ((hella is steel/fighting probably lbr
Fellby: ((fellby's fire-dark
: ((yeah
: ((frisk is probably uh
: ((Quick someone name one of my characters))
Hellaton: ((metta is steel/fairy
: ((Laharl
: ((Flonne
Hellaton: ((necrosis
Fellby: ((ffrisk
Hellaton: ((red
: ((Flowey Pot
Fellby: ((ruins frisk
Hellaton: ((ace
: ((King Frisk
Hellaton: ((i think
Fellby: ((underworld frisk
: ((Fire/Fighting, Fairy type, Dark/Ghost, Ghost/Fairy, Steel, Grass/Dark, Normal/Fairy, Steel/Psychic, Normal, and Dark/Fighting))
: ((In that order))
Hellaton: ((nice
Fellby: ((nice
: ((nice
Fellby: ((gaster is ghost-psychic, corsi is ghost-fairy
Hellaton: ((glamor is ghost fairy
: ((Tfw you notice Nance and Frisky swapped colors))
Fellby: ((oh
Hellaton: ((smollby, who has yet to be rped, is pure fire
Hellaton: ((vaati is fairy/dark
Fellby: ((uhm, dedan's steel-fighting, jasper is fighting-rock, kara is normal-fairy...
: ((Frisk is a normal type))
: ((Duh))
: ((Uhh))
: ((Uhhhhhh
Hellaton: ((aversa is normal/dark
: ((Frisky started it))
: ((Donald Trump's corpse is Dark/Normal
: ((That and this color is a lot more subdued than the other one
Hellaton: ((eon is ghost/steel
Fellby: ((vader is psychic-fairy, hugo is normal-psychic
: ((Batter is Dark/Fighting I assume))
: ((This might be a bit more like it?))
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: ((Judge is Fairy/Normal probly))
Fellby: ((hi timey
Hellaton: ((hi
Timeywim: ((Devil Cow is uh))
Timeywim: ((Dead))
Fellby: ((japhet is flying fire
Timeywim: ((So uh))
Timeywim: ((Dead/Dead
Timeywim: ((Nice!))
Fellby: ((ghost type
Hellaton: ((nice
Timeywim: ((Devil Cow is in Hell.))
Timeywim: ((So it's Ghost/Fire.
: ((10/10
Fellby: ((zacharie is normal/dark, sugar is fighting/fairy
Timeywim: ((By the way, the Void is Edge/Dark.))
Timeywim: ((Just sayin'.))
Hellaton: ((mettahella is steel/fairy, gaston is steel/ghost, hellagaston is either ghost/fairy or steel/psychic
Timeywim: ((Let's play a game! What types are the roleplayers?))
: ((hmmm))
Hellaton: ((i'm fairy/dark
: ((Don't say your own type))
: ((Let someone else say it))
Hellaton: ((shit
: ((MV is Fairy/Normal imo))
Fellby: ((maybe fairy/dark
: ((Laharl is a pure Dark type
Hellaton: ((laharl is dark
: ((He drank too much ink
Fellby: ((laharl is dark/psychic
Fellby: ((frisky... i get an electric vibe from frisky, idk why
: ((Nance is clearly Fire/Fairy))
Timeywim: ((Frisky would probably be an Electric/Poison
Hellaton: ((chime is dark/steel
Hellaton: ((frisky is elec/poison
: ((that's not too far off, actually
Timeywim: ((Electric because of their motherfucking personality.))
Fellby: ((oh, i got another typing for one of my characters
Timeywim: ((Poison because of the manipulative asshole part.))
Hellaton: ((dd is ground/normal
Fellby: ((midna is dark/fairy
: ((yep
Timeywim: ((What would I be?))
Fellby: ((i'm actually tempted to give dd a normal/steel typing
: ((ehh
Hellaton: ((steel/dark
Fellby: ((timey, you're psychic
: ((Psychic/Dark
Hellaton: ((or steel/psychic
Timeywim: ((Sounds 'bout right.))
Hellaton: ((barring what i said earlier, what am i
Fellby: ((tri is normal-something else, they use tri-attack
Timeywim: ((MV is probably..))
Timeywim: ((Hmm.))
Timeywim: ((That's hard.))
Timeywim: (([S]Just like my-- -shot-[/s]
Timeywim: ((Probably a Fairy/Dark imo.))
Hellaton: (([s]*blows smoke from gun*[/s]
Timeywim: ((I like how we're all fucking dark types.))
Fellby: ((cowboy kid is yee/haw
: ((most of us
: ((I'm special
Hellaton: ((no youre not
Timeywim: ((Yes Frisky, you're a special snowflake.))
Timeywim: ((-rolls eyes-
: ((-goes to sob in their room-
Timeywim: ((That's obviously fake crying.))
: ((FUCK
Hellaton: ((frisky used fake tears
: ((You found me out
Timeywim: ((Frisky, I would shoot you if I could. It would be satisfying seeing you cry for real /s))
: ((wow ok
Fellby: ((most of the babel gasters are ghost/psychic, except for Thanatos who is ghost/poison and Anatomy who is ghost/fighting
Hellaton: ((id probably punch you in the arm and then immediately get ice to stop the bruising
Timeywim: ((Anatomy is Bruce Lee.))
Timeywim: ((Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.))
Hellaton: ((also, eon is ghost/steel
: ((i've been hit by people before
: ((and i've gotten bruises
: ((sometimes
: ((i can handle your fucking fist
: ((i will fight back
Fellby: ((oh, right, and Wing and Ding (the sans and papyrus that count as a whole gaster) are ghost/normal
Hellaton: ((ive wrestled a guy twice my size and won
: ((i've used knives before
Timeywim: ((Don't use a knife.))
Timeywim: ((In a fist fight.))
Timeywim: ((Shitlord.))
Fellby: ((jocasta is dark/fairy
: ((true
: ((Like))
: ((I could use a knife))
: ((But I don't have to))
: ((I'd wrestle MV))
Fellby: ((this is the longest timey's been here
: ((Zero the Rayquaza Knight is getting salty as fuck))
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Fellby: ((hi bread
Timeywim: ((That's because I feel like being here for a lil' longer.))
Fellby: ((... bread is... normal?
: ((Hello))
: ((I'm normal?))
Fellby: ((pokemon types
: ((no words on if i would win against a fistfight with mv
: ((Oh))
: ((I'm waiting for the day when someone says "Okay, next RP session, everyone's a shitty technicolor sonic OC"
Hellaton: ((as for my gemsonas: morty is rock/dark, tremolite is rock/poison, rhodonite is rock/psychic,
: (( Zero:( I am going to be triggered at the fucking talk of fighting you again))
Fellby: ((some other ocs of mine...
Hellaton: ((i'll make a shitty sonic recolor oc fight me on this
Timeywim: ((Okay, next RP session, everybody's a shitty technocolor Sonic OC.))
: ((ooooh timey did it
Hellaton: ((my robosona is fairy/steel
: [Your Name] The Hedgehog
: You must RP that.
Fellby: ((olive is steel/fighting, amy is psychic monotype
: An Arsetini with a hint of Martenic [] is now Determination. [Star Chara].
Fellby: ((kezza is ice/dark
Star Chara: -Well shit. Guess I'm Star Chara the Hedgehog.-
: Timeywim [Timeywim] is now Timeywim [Laharl Hedgehog].
: ((hah))
: ((oh my fuck))
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vivien the Hedgehog [Vivien].
Fellby: ((fianchetto is fairy/dark
Vivien: ((wait no
Vivien: ((i can get eyebleedier
Fellby: ((i'm not gonna do the hedgehog 'cause you're not getting my real name
: Determination. [Star Chara] is now YOU'RE TOO SLOW (SC the Hedgehog) [Star Chara].
Laharl Hedgehog: He strides into the bar and breaks a chair.
: http://orig00.deviantart.net/bc7b/f/2012/293/3/e/___insane_one_aidan_the_hedgehog____by_aidanth-d5idr62.png HELP
: ((edgy
Fellby: ((i'm insane nig'
Laharl Hedgehog: "Motherfuckers, I'm the best person in the world!"
Laharl Hedgehog: "Fight me at PAX!"
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: Zero:( I am going to be triggered at the fucking talk of fighting you again
Bread the hedge: -This rolls through the anydoor.-
Fellby: ((i look up chime the hedgehog
Bread the hedge: -It's a hedgehog made of bread.-
Fellby: ((first result is a roblox page
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: ((Aidan the Hedgehog has porn on it's first few parts))
: ((I think Time died
Bread the hedge: -It's not sentient, for it's an edible snack.-
: ((He couldn't handle the edge
: Socially-Inept Bread [Bread the hedge] is now Socially-Inept Bread [].
Vivien: enters, an eyebleedy pink hedgehog.
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Laharl Hedgehog: ((BRB the edge cut me
Laharl Hedgehog: ((I need to go to the hospital.))
Vivien: Because there are no actual results for them.
: Timeywim [Laharl Hedgehog] is now Timeywim [Timeywim].
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Vivien: sees the bread n nomz on it :3
: ((Frisky the Hedgehog exists
Vivien: ((i will revert to 11 year old shitty sonic rper
Fellby: sees deviantart approaching and splits.
: ((http://orig05.deviantart.net/4b96/f/2013/358/b/6/frisky_the_hedgehog_says_merry_christmas_by_davis2d2-d6z9q2v.png
Vivien: leaves :(
Fellby: ((what kind of a shitty outfit is this http://orig06.deviantart.net/a6a4/f/2007/167/f/e/ilona_the_hedgehog__request_by_chime_fawler.png
: Vivien the Hedgehog [Vivien] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Fellby: pokes his head back in. "Are they gone?"
Hellaton: Yyes.
: The TV is still playing DIsgaea action sequences
Fellby: Good.
Fellby: You never know with the hedgehogs...
Star Chara: -Why the hell did this happen. As usual, my eyes are red. There's nothing different about that. However, I seem to be a bluish hedgehog. No, not that one. A different one, wearing a delta-rune dress. Did I have any abilities worth mentioning? Hell if I know. I wasn't about to find out. Anyways, I leave. I'm not about to bring any attention to myself while I'm looking like... THIS.-
: Whisky Whiskington [] is now Whisky Whiskington [God].
God: ((lolno
Hellaton: ...
God: God walks into the bar.
: https://66.media.tumblr.com/c6e2f85d260ac2d4dc64e58cc21fcf91/tumblr_ni7jhvRLdW1sd517lo1_400.gif Like this, it's playing things like this.
God: "Hello, my prophets!"
Hellaton: ....
Fellby: ...
God: "I have come to cleanse your sins!"
Fellby: I figured you'd want nothing to do - oh that's why you're here.
: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/295652/disgaea-o.gif
: Shiiiet
Hellaton: ....
God: * Light shines from God's figure.
Hellaton: shields his eyes.
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Literally Satan].
Literally Satan: A figure barrels through the anydoor and dropkicks God.
God: "Ack! My holy.. ballsack.." He gets up. "Satan!"
God: "You, again!"
Hellaton: ...
God: "You won't get away from this!"
Fellby: orders some popcorn.
Literally Satan: "BYE MOFO!" He runs back out the anydoor.
God: "You little shit!"
God: * He runs after him.
Fellby: ... Aww.
: Whisky Whiskington [God] is now Whisky Whiskington [].
: High Priest Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Priest Laharl [].
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
: The TV cuts to a news segment.
: "Due to the Dark Hero Axel's unfortunate *crickets* Demise."
Hellaton: ...
: "We are now low one newscaster."
Fellby: Heh.
: "New applications are being recieved at the Netherworld Dark Assembly."
: ((Jiga becomes the newscaster
: I'll allow it.
: Whisky Whiskington [] is now Whisky Whiskington [Jiga].
: "..."
Jiga: * Jiga the Reshiram flies into the bar.
: Pleinair just stares at the TV as usual.
Jiga: ((What is Jiga's personality again
: "Now, the news on Netherworld schooling is still at a halt, as the scores in Torture and Lying are at an all-time low"
Jiga: (("Hahaha fuck you mortals", right
: ((Idc your reshiram))
: ((Yep pretty much))
: ((With lots of caps lock))
Jiga: ((10/10 spot on
Jiga: ((Hella: Wwwhat the fufuck.))
Hellaton: ...
: "If you know of a way to turn small children into decietful little bastards, please phone in at 666-6666-666."
Hellaton: Whwhat the ffuck.
Fellby: stares at the giant dragon who is now watching the news.
: "Lets see..."
: Script flip
: "In Leader news, High Overlord Laharl was recently spotted with a lady on the town."
Hellaton: backs up, staying near Fellby.
: "That lady was later found to be an angel in disguise, and was deported to Celestia in minutes."
: "Once again, our gracious *cough* Overlord has gotten rid of a Celestian assasin."|
Fellby: tries to casually watch the news.
Jiga: * Good luck.
: Pleinair stares into your soul.
Fellby: Dude, I'm trying to watch this!
Hellaton: ....
: "Due to overwhelming Peer Pressure, Pleinair, our fames newscaster is..."
: "I cannot...ugh...idiots."
: "Pleinair is being sent out to perform a...concert[sub]Shecan'tevensingwhatthe...[/sub]"
: "Backup singers are being recruited, and can be payed in HL, autographs, or Mana."
: "[sub]I'm sorry my lady.[/sub]"
: Pleinair stays silent.
Jiga: ((LOLNO
: "Lady Sicily and Lady Flonne have once again accidently exploded the upper half of the castle, repairs are under way."
: i'll allow it
: "And...we are also hosting a giveaway!"
: "One Geo Pyramid is being given away to a random timeline!"
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Bitch at this point i'd Let Jiga become a fucking senator.
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Fellby: checks his watch. "... Oh shit, I need to go!"
Fellby: -It's 3 am.-
Jiga: * Does Jiga get paid for being a newscastet
: Yes.
Jiga: newscaster*
Jiga: * Holy shit
: "Geo Pyramids, as you know, are capable of many feats."
Jiga: * Take all of my yeses
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Fellby: waves to Hellaton as he leaves. "See you in the morning!"
: "Such as filling an area with magic that can block off an area from access, or kill anyone who steps onto it."
Fellby: ((gn everyone
Jiga: ((gn
Hellaton: Ggoodninight...
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: **gn_)
Hellaton: ....
Jiga: * Is it possible for Jiga to become the new newscaster like right fucking now
: Maybe
Hellaton: is in the bar alone with a Reshiram.
: You know how you can do it.
: We can have Jiga airing alongside Pleinair, in the news.
Hellaton: ...
Jiga: Yes.
: Thats like, a 3000% better bodyguard than a fucking stuffed rabbit.
Hellaton: I... dddon't wawant to get in yyyour waway....
: All you gotta do is get there before anyone else.
: "...Ah yes, lets see..."
: "News from our responders."
: "..."
: "...I am apparently being laid off."
: "Oh dear."
: Pleinair is of course, still on the show.
: "...Wait who will speak for Pleinair without me?"
: Usagi storms off the desk, and jumps out the window, screaming curses.
Hellaton: .....
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Pleinair].
Jiga: * He fucking flies out of the window and somehow gets to the Disgaea timeline.
Hellaton: is... relieved that he's leaving. He's a bit too loud for him. Not unpleasant as a person, but too loud.
Pleinair: Assumedly, there is now a Reshiram sitting in the other chair next to Pleinair.
Hellaton: goes home.
Pleinair: He is immediately handed a suit, and a script to read from, GG.
Hellaton: ((its 3 am im going to bed gn
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Jiga: * He puts on the suit.
Jiga: * And starts reading the fucking script.
Pleinair: You get to make up the Netherworld news every time that this TV turns on now.
Jiga: * Hell yeah.
Jiga: * Imagine Frisk's reaction to this shit
Jiga: ((Frisk: What in the everloving hell, how the fuck))
Pleinair: Aaaand we still need an Axel replacement
Jiga: * inb4 Thor is the Axel replacement
Jiga: * nah
Jiga: * Jiga is good enough
Jiga: * This is fucking gold though
Jiga: * Jiga, OP AF Reshiram, Owned by Reborn Champion, Netherworld Newscaster
Pleinair: Have fun making up Netherworld News.
Pleinair: Cause Pleinair ain't saying shit.
Jiga: * I will.
Jiga: * I can deal with it
Jiga: * I'd like to imagine this is Jiga's summertime job
Jiga: * While Frisk is doing shit in the Bravoh region
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Pleinair: If Jiga is gonna fucking be loud as hell and shout at people.
Pleinair: He's gonna fucking pay bills
Jiga: * Jiga will be loud as hell but he won't attack puny mortals unless he has a reason
Jiga: * Being captured by Frisk and being OP as hell has changed him a little bit
Jäger Leyline: (fuck the criminals coming straight from the clean and orderly city
Jiga: * Does Plenair approve of Jiga
Jiga: * Pleinair*
Jiga: * Fuck
Jiga: ((http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/2/23/D2_Pleinair_1_Bust.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100811022844&path-prefix=en
Pleinair: I mean she isn't making the axel face
Jiga: * This will be what Jiga is doing until Frisk gets back into Reborn
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Jiga: * I approve of this
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Jiga: * We're fucking allowing this Pokémon to give out the news - http://orig04.deviantart.net/dbba/f/2010/361/1/a/reshiram_v_2_by_xous54-d35s3gb.png
Jiga: * I wonder how the hell the suit even fit
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Jäger Leyline: (so you two got pokemans go?
Jiga: ((mhm
Jäger Leyline: (its not out in korea
Jiga: ((Ah
Jiga: ((You can download the APK though iirc
Jiga: ((Even though there's a risk of getting perm banned by Niantic
Jäger Leyline: (eh Im on the fence about gettin it
Jiga: ((If you like catching Pokémon, you will like it
Jiga: ((If you like battling, it lacks a lot there
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: (( hi ))
Jäger Leyline: (he
Jäger Leyline: (hey*
Jäger Leyline: ((go back to sleep
: (( I will soon ))
Jäger Leyline: ((its like what? 5 AM your time?
: (( Yeah ))
Jäger Leyline: (((you crazy to stay up so late. Doesn't your family get annoyed by it?
: (( Depends on the day ))
Jäger Leyline: ((well your summer vacation cant be much longer
: (( I still have a good amount of time ))
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: ((Are we the midnight trio))
Jäger Leyline: ((more like the early morninng
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: True
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: March noons, and april showers, commence with happy hours~
DamnDude: (( What kinda happy hours are we talking about here ))
: ((The kind Roshi enjoys))
DamnDude: (( Oh yes ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((262: steel combat boots))
Jäger Leyline: ((I got a few of those
CryingEevee OOC: ((033: Seduced by Taste of Blood))
Jäger Leyline: ((nah I'm not a vampire
CryingEevee OOC: ((092: Requiem for a Fallen Angel))
Jäger Leyline: ((I've banged an angel, does that count?
CryingEevee OOC: ((159: At Least, Be Like Shadow...))
Jäger Leyline: ((well I am very stealthy
CryingEevee OOC: ((124: Dark Finale))
Jäger Leyline: ((think thats a sex move I used
CryingEevee OOC: ((069: Over the Original))
Jäger Leyline: ((well sometimes reboots are better than the originals
CryingEevee OOC: ((239: Darkness' Conspiracy))
Jäger Leyline: ((I don't believe in stupid conspiracy theories
CryingEevee OOC: ((267: Ego Dyed in Black))
Jäger Leyline: ((don't have much of an ego, my favorite colour is purple though
CryingEevee OOC: ((299: Charm of the Chaos Emeralds))
Jäger Leyline: ((Sonic died after Sonic 3
Jäger Leyline: ((all the 3D games suck
CryingEevee OOC: ((071: Life is Guilty))
Jäger Leyline: ((a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time
CryingEevee OOC: ((103: Determination of a Fake))
Jäger Leyline: ((is this a just like a sonic thing right?
CryingEevee OOC: ((115: The Devil Born From Betrayal))
CryingEevee OOC: ((this is all just ending names from shadow the hedgehog))
Jäger Leyline: (yeah that makes sense now
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's 326 of them))
Jäger Leyline: ((the game? I have it, theres like 8 endings
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, there's 326 possible level paths, and each of them has an edgey name))
CryingEevee OOC: ((THAT'S what this is))
CryingEevee OOC: ((just easier to call them ending names))
Jäger Leyline: ((oh
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, for the first level do the good action, the next level do the neutral action etc.))
Jäger Leyline: ((that game blew
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have a soft spot for it. ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ'ᵐ ᵃ ˢʰᵃᵈᵒʷ ᶠᵃᶰᵇᵒʸ⋅))
Jäger Leyline: ((get medical help
CryingEevee OOC: ((A L L H A I L S H A D O W))
Jäger Leyline: ((you're insane
CryingEevee OOC: ((suffer long and it will set you free))
Jäger Leyline: ((you'll suffer for your crimes against humanity for your love of sawnik
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Jäger Leyline: (don't force me to destroy you -holds a lightsaber up-
: ((i would like to see you try -uses the omega dark emeralds to go into dark super hyper omega ultimate form-))
: ((ᶦ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦ ᵗʸᵖᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ))
Jäger Leyline: (-has the high ground-
: ((-shit-))
: ((-i can't beat the high ground-))
Jäger Leyline: ((-somehow lobs off both legs and one arm with one swipe-
Jäger Leyline: ((-walks away in disappointment, cuz I gotta go to bed
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Emb: ((hello
: ((hi))
Emb: ((just a sec cats are annoying
Emb: ((back
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Emb: ((hello
Jiga: ((hi
Emb: ((hello
Jiga: ((why did you say hello twice
Emb: ((to CE and to you
CryingEevee OOC: ((you already said hi to me))
Emb: ((yes that was the first hello
Jiga: ((no
Emb: ((what
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, i was the Xx person))
Emb: ((oh okay
Jiga: ((you said hello to XxShadowTheDarkHero2004xD
Jiga: ((yeah
Jiga: ((anyways i like mimikkyu
Emb: ((what is that
Jiga: ((to the right. http://www.serebii.net/corocoro8161th.jpg
Emb: ((oh okay
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's what that thing is called?))
Emb: ((it's spoopy gost pikachu
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's totally not stealing ditto's thing))
Emb: ((and then cute bear
Jiga: ((but i still like the design
CryingEevee OOC: ((honestly, the bear is creepy and totally looks like a fakemon))
Emb: ((i don't agree with the first part but i agree with the second part
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i don't mean creepy creepy))
CryingEevee OOC: ((just, there's something wrong))
Emb: ((alright
Jiga: ((i don't like the bear's color scheme and the fact it has no mouth
Emb: ((i don't like its simplicity
Emb: ((like
CryingEevee OOC: ((if that bear isn't a normal or fairy type))
Emb: ((it's a bear
Emb: ((waving its hands
Emb: ((staring into your soul
Emb: ((its evolved form is going to be dark and fairy i call it
Jiga: ((still like the ghost better
Emb: ((ghost is definitely better than the bear
CryingEevee OOC: ((the totally pikachu is probs normal type))
Emb: ((i don't like the ghost that much either but it's better
CryingEevee OOC: ((just a hunch i have))
Emb: ((normal and gost
Jiga: ((no
CryingEevee OOC: ((it better have more forms than just the pikachu costume))
Emb: ((agreed
Jiga: ((it's confirmed to be Ghost/Fairy
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
Emb: ((oh okay
Emb: ((normal/gost would be nice for double immunity though
Jiga: ((The bear is Normal/Fighting
Jiga: ((Which makes like
Emb: ((aw dam
Jiga: ((No sense
Emb: ((ikr
Emb: ((normal i guess is understandable but wtf fighting
CryingEevee OOC: ((he goes to the gym, but not all the time.))
Jiga: ((The bear has Fluffy and Klutz, the ghost has the ability Disguise))
Emb: ((alright
Jiga: ((Which I highly doubt is related to Illusion
CryingEevee OOC: ((disguise))
Jiga: ((There's the ability Illusion
Jiga: ((There's the move Transform
Jiga: ((Nintendo you fucks don't do it again
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... maybe it's actually like color change, but for the move you do))
Jiga: ((Maybe.
Emb: ((huh
Jiga: ((I just really like the ghost one
Jiga: ((Also Jiga, Frisk's Reshiram, is now the newscaster of the Netherworld))
Emb: ((sweet
Jiga: ((Also today is PMD
Emb: ((yay
CryingEevee OOC: ((it is))
Emb: ((i dunno about anyone else but i actually enjoy the abundance of arc
Emb: ((s
Jiga: ((eh))
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Jiga: ((they're entertaining but))
Jiga: ((I still like regular RP the best))
Emb: ((alright
Jiga: ((Like
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Jiga: ((Regular RP is pretty much just talking in the bar, normal conversations))
Jiga: ((People get to know each other, people do become friends sometimes, and other times crazy shit happens that breaks the peace))
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Jiga: ((Just like when we accidentally did BAFA
Emb: ((i need to fucking learn how to casual rp bc i never do anything unless something is going on, that's why i like arcs more :/
Fanta: ((Hey
Emb: ((hello
Fanta: ((Imma fucking binge watch danganronpa 3 today
Emb: ((hf
Fanta: ((Anyone know where I can steal it?
Emb: ((no
Jiga: ((Tri, just start talking to somebody
Emb: ((mfw nobody in bar
Jiga: ((Emb doesn't talk to anybody
Emb: ((but yeah
Fanta: ((Naegi is forced to face the ultimate death game, where it's kill or be killed
Jiga: ((When she isn't talked to
Fanta: ((Oboi
Emb: ((mostly bc that's how i am irl
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, if you have a character thw WOULDN'T talk to people, that makes things hard))
Jiga: ((^
Fanta: ((^
Emb: ((only reason my characters don't talk is because i don't talk
Fanta: ((Shade was hard as FUCK
CryingEevee OOC: ((see kidgue))
Fanta: ((Because Shade literally has no willpower
Jiga: ((Then try talking to other people
Emb: ((alright
Jiga: ((Literally all of my characters have started conversations many times
Fanta: ((Sorry for leaving so suddenly yesterday
Emb: ((it's k
Jiga: ((If you have a character that never does shit except for in arcs and never talks to people it's never fun to roleplay outside of arcs, where all the action happens))
Fanta: ((Episode one is on kissanime and nothing else
Jiga: ((It becomes a cycle of waiting for arcs))
Emb: ((i find arcs being the places where the action does happen though
Emb: ((and when it's here, emb does join in, 9/10 times
Emb: ((she just doesn't do anything when things aren't happening, and that's what i want to fix
Emb: ((about myself of course, since that would work its way into here too
Jiga: ((Then don't let Emb be you))
Jiga: ((Try to get more confident irl))
Jiga: ((Win win situation))
Emb: ((yeah
Fanta: ((Ok who put superpowers in my danganronpa
Emb: ((wowie
Fanta: ((There's some geass ass shit in here at minute 2
Fanta: ((Seeing mikan syringe a guy in the eye was cool tho
Emb: ((...ow
CryingEevee OOC: ((just gonna throw out a hypothetical question here, if MV permanently left CaU would we still have rule 2 as a rule?))
Emb: ((probably
Emb: ((rip
Jiga: ((Maybe.
Jiga: ((Also I highly doubt MV would ever leave
Emb: ((it's hypothetical though so
Jiga: ((True but
Jiga: ((It's next to impossible for them to leave
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's not the point though))
Jiga: ((I get that!
Jiga: ((I do.
Jiga: ((I'm just saying.))
Fanta: ((What makes you think MV isn't the only one uncomfortable with it
Fanta: ((*is
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, mv is the only one anyone mentions))
Emb: ((why is everyone getting worked up over a hypothetical question
CryingEevee OOC: ((because of their violent reaction to it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know if anyone else has any such reaction))
Emb: ((to be honest though, rule 2 is just not a good thing to talk about in general
CryingEevee OOC: ((it isn't, but it's such an easy thing to accidently break))
CryingEevee OOC: ((just one word))
Emb: ((it's a word that's fairly easy to catch
Emb: ((once it happens once we haven't really done it ever again
Emb: ((bc we learn to catch it, or just not use it
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, then there's also the 3 words that also break it))
Emb: ((wut
Emb: ((well there's many mixtures of words but
Emb: ((they bring across the same point so just don't bring across that point basically
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, it's such an easy thing to make that mistake, say you fall off a cliff by accident in a platform game.))
Emb: ((well
CryingEevee OOC: ((or, if you do it on purpose to regain health or such))
Emb: ((if it's not worded poorly then it's fine
Fanta: ((Boy I've ranted about cliffs in LISA about 30 times on here and not been yelled at once
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, if it's about things carrying the same meaning, wouldn't saying something breaks rule 2 be breaking rule 2?))
Emb: ((evidently not
Fanta: ((Ok
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the exact same thing. it's just a "safe" way to say it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but i'm just going down the rabbit hole it seems))
Jiga: ((CE: While I meditated I came up with this shit.))
Emb: ((i assume it comes across as "this is bad" rather than "this is rule 2"
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's like saying "the N word" to substitute the actual word))
Fanta: ((MV has a trigger to the word, not so much the idea of it
Fanta: ((That's why saying 'this has r2' is ok
Fanta: ((I don't understand it, but that's how it works I've found
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i was scolded on saying something that carries the meaning but doesn't use the word before. but MV wasn't there at that moment.))
Jiga: ((I feel like MV has done some things or heard some things to the point where they can get anxiety attacks from looking at that word))
Fanta: ((Idk
Emb: ((there's safely carrying the meaning and there's unsafely carrying the meaning
Jiga: ((Basically it's serious))
Emb: (("this is rule 2" is safely carrying the meaning
Emb: ((many other things are unsafely carrying the meaning
Jiga: ((Case: Ultima
Emb: ((ultima's a dick
Jiga: ((Ultima has stated [REDACTED] herself during the court case
Jiga: ((Got yelled at for Rule 2
Jiga: ((Banned
CryingEevee OOC: ((i would love to test the limits on this if it didn't have the risks it did.))
Jiga: ((Basically
CryingEevee OOC: ((just so i would know the boundaries))
Emb: ((the limit is, if it carries the meaning heavily and it's not simply "this is rule 2" it's probably bad
Jiga: ((Yeah
Fanta: ((I've implied it before, and gotten away with that
Emb: ((falling off a cliff accidentally in a game isn't carrying the meaning because it's soft
Fanta: ((MV has said that's ok
Fanta: ((If it's vague
CryingEevee OOC: ((if it's just the word then... can i pm someone? just in case it DOES break rule 2?))
Emb: ((if it's [i]that word[/i] then it is DEFINITELY rule 2
Fanta: ((PM me, i'm the highest mod here
Jiga: ((For some reason I think MV should be a mod but they aren't one yet
Emb: ((i'm pretty sure about everyone in cau could be a mod
Jiga: ((Hell no))
Jiga: ((I wouldn't))
Emb: ((you wouldn't?
Jiga: ((I don't want to be a mod))
Emb: ((oh okay
Jiga: ((I'm fine with being a normal user))
Emb: ((but i mean, if you WERE a mod, would you be good at it
Jiga: ((I'm sure I would be good at it because I can be serious when I need to be and I'm fairly reasonable imo))
Jiga: ((tri: you're not reasonable
Jiga: ((me: yeah ik
Emb: ((you're reasonable when you're not worked up
Emb: ((bbbuuuuut that mostly applies to everyone so it's k
Jiga: ((Look, it takes a lot for me to get worked up 'cause I'm almost never serious))
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, now that that's finally answered))
Jiga: ((It rarely happens))
Jiga: ((But uh))
Jiga: ((... Yeah.))
Jiga: ((Anyways.
Emb: ((it's fine
Emb: ((jfc
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Fanta: ((Oh boy RIP MV ever watching the danagnronpa anime
Killer Keemstar: * The TV flicks on.
Emb: ((oh wow
Emb: wakes up and stretches.
Emb: Woah, what? ...Also when was the TV fixed?
Emb: sits on the couch and watches the news.
Jiga: * Jiga uses V-create!
Killer Keemstar: * Keemstar is burned!
Killer Keemstar: * Keemstar burns to death!
Emb: - i thought only victini knew that -
Emb: I'm not sure this is safe for TV.
Killer Keemstar: - Jiga does -
Emb: - neat -
Killer Keemstar: - Wait, Tri, can I test Jiga on you in Showdown -
Killer Keemstar: - I want to see if I got everything right -
Emb: - sure -
Killer Keemstar: - First of all, get on -
Emb: - am now on -
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Fanta: ((*BEST
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Killer Keemstar: -Tri, I just fixed Jiga-
Killer Keemstar: -want one more rematch to see what they can do-
Emb: - alright -
Killer Keemstar: - Sent-
Fanta: ((That was badess
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have obtained a curved yellow fruit))
Killer Keemstar: ((Tri, Jiga would never of fainted if Eevee didn't use Protect, which is why I both love and hate Eevee
Emb: ((i love eevee
Killer Keemstar: ((Damn you, Toxic
Emb: ((eevee can live? toxic, wish, protect, hyper voice
Killer Keemstar: ((Still fucking sweeped your team
Emb: ((eevee can't live long? toxic, protect
Emb: ((eevee can't live at all? well fuck
CryingEevee OOC: ((i said this before, but i actually started to associate the word eevee with myself, so it's REALLY weird to see it just referring to an eevee and not me.))
Fanta: ((Pinking shears or my little unicorn
CryingEevee OOC: ((shears))
Emb: (("i love eevee"
Emb: ((shears
Fanta: ((K
Emb: ((use shears on every boss = gg ez
CryingEevee OOC: ((the shears are amazing against bosses))
CryingEevee OOC: ((especially if you get the battery for two uses AND get lucky while you have charged baby))
Emb: ((and blood rights
Emb: ((wait no
Emb: ((habit
Emb: ((and sharp plug
Fanta: ((I have Technology which I love and hate
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, just all the uses))
Emb: ((i hate all the techs
CryingEevee OOC: ((tech is best if you have homing))
Emb: ((mostly tech itself
Killer Keemstar: ((I like technology))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i like tech.5))
Killer Keemstar: ((Yes, I'm a nerd))
Emb: ((i hate tech, i don't like tech 2.0, i don't mind tech .5
CryingEevee OOC: ((i REALLY like tech X though))
Emb: ((yeah
CryingEevee OOC: ((wouldn't take it over brimstone, but it's still great))
Emb: (([s]i'd take both[/s]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know which overrides which))
Emb: ((they go together
CryingEevee OOC: ((they do?))
Emb: ((tech x and brim makes brim rings
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((never encountered those in the same run i guess))
Emb: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((is it a good synergy?))
Emb: ((yes
Emb: ((basically a very large damage up
Emb: ((plus the tech x mechanics
CryingEevee OOC: ((speaking of synergies, i think i got brimstone plus mom's knife and it looking cool, but not being that good))
Emb: ((it makes me sad seeing that
Emb: ((it looks so powerful but in reality it's really weak
CryingEevee OOC: ((you'd think the knife storm would do the normal knife damage))
Emb: ((yeah
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CryingEevee OOC: ((also i did what should never be done. i combined mods in isaac))
Emb: ((what happened
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, now it's god mode but with an undertale coat of paint. i don't even want to see how glitched the final bosses will be. considering how changed god mode makes them))
Emb: ((oh wow
Emb: ((i assume it'd just crash
CryingEevee OOC: ((it'd prolly just be a mess of sprites))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you couldn't tell where the boss is in the slightest))
Emb: ((are you saying this from experience or have you yet to see it
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have yet to see it, but i have a decent grasp on isaac modding, and i can tell it won't be pretty to say the least))
Emb: ((ah okay
CryingEevee OOC: ((er wait))
CryingEevee OOC: ((nevermind, godmode has it's own folder for boss sprites... although there's still no telling what could happen))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should get on that))
Emb: ((alright
CryingEevee OOC: ((well i encountered a room that probably shouldn't be in basement))
Emb: ((what is it
Fanta: ((Azzy is cheering up a bit
Emb: ((that's great
CryingEevee OOC: ((the room had brimstone turrets. and i've never seen that in basement in godmode))
Emb: ((oh wow
CryingEevee OOC: ((i found chaos card on first floor))
Emb: ((seems legit
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i'm pretty sure isaac is collapsing on ittself))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i have 3 knives right now, mom's knife, the orbital dagger, and the chaos card, which in the binding of undertale is mad dummy's knife))
Emb: ((wowie
Emb: ((sounds like a won run
Emb: ((oohhhh frisky, you have contrary
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have 3 and a half soul hearts as chara/blue baby and i'm being offered the wafer for 3 soul hearts. should i take it?))
Emb: ((nah
Emb: ((i actually don't like wafer
CryingEevee OOC: ((it makes you only ever take half heart damage instead of full damage later on))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so it's only good))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no downsides))
Emb: ((i know but eh
Emb: ((it's good but overrated
Emb: ((people are like "oh jeez the wafer!? that's really good
Emb: (("
CryingEevee OOC: ((so is brimstone, but i still pick it up))
Emb: ((brimstone is more overrated but more good so that's fine
Emb: ((brb
CryingEevee OOC: ((SMB super fan))
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Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE&list=PLck4MZN57OavimdEOHyb5O-RXasrvYZmm This is my playlist on every isaac run now
CryingEevee OOC: ((run ended at womb 1 boss))
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: ((hi bloopollo
DamnDude: (( hola ))
Barchar: (I'm probably not going to forget we're doing pmd today)
Barchar: (and unless my parents get really forceful about going out for pkg or something, I hopefully won't be interupted)
: ((ok cool
Barchar: (hopefully if they do i can just say that we've been doing that every night since it came out and I'd like to just do something different)
: ((it's quiet
: ((leeeet's see))
: ((i can rp an old character but everybody is fucking dead
: ((why is dead so popular in the fucking community
: ((like
: ((everybody is fucking dead
: ((right now
Frisky: ((i have no fucking idea
: ((no))
: ((stop that)
: ((be gone foul demon))
Frisky: ((geez, fine))
Frisky: ((i don't understand your hate towards me
: ((because you're an asshole
: ((now, shoo!
Frisky: ((okay
: ((hmmm))
: ((i know that
: ((also ow
: ((my fucking eardrums
: ((what the hell?
: ((why
: ((like
: ((i can't even.
Jiga: ((YOU SHALL DIE!))
: ((i'm a roleplayer))
: ((you're a character))
: ((let's see how that goes
Ed: (( Let's make white/silver chat ))
: ((DD, Master of the Arts of Roshi))
: ((no!
: ((fuck off!
Jiga: ((NO!
: ((yes
Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( Why the hell would I help either of you? ))[/color]
Jiga: ((NO!
Ed: (( Maybe there's some cash involved? ))
: ((that's mean
Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( Alright, Highest bid lives. ))[/color]
edge: ((edgeadeathpbodiebloodebloodblooddeathbodiebloodemdeathchecan'darknessbloodmdeathchedebodiebloodedgeadeathpbodiebloodebloodblooddeathbodiebloodemdeathchecan'darknessbloodmdeathchedebodiebloodaedgedarknessedgeakeedgeakemdeathchecan'darknessedgemdeathchedarknessedgeakeedgeakedarknessedgeakeedgeakeedgedarknessedgeakeedgeake))
: ((.. help me
Apollo: (([br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E
Apollo: (( http://puu.sh/pZiI4/ff01dee917.png
: ((10/10
: bloolooboyle [Apollo] is now elgato gaming [Apollo].
: ((inb4 bloo becomes the el dorado
: elgato gaming [Apollo] is now MLG.tv [Apollo].
: ((Bloo: i am the MLG overlord
Apollo: (( certified vaporwave + MLG overlord
Sage: (Did one of you normal types mention a grey/silver chat)
Sage: (Not as in the pokemon type, as in...you know)
Ed: (( White/Silver, but close enough ))
Sage: (Well I'm silver anyway)
Sage: (not from silver, but i am silver)
Apollo: (( Time to motion track gifs from /r/WatchPeopleDie
Sage: (why)
Apollo: ((jk
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Fanta: ((Til there are shinies in pkgo
Apollo: (( really?
Apollo: (( wew lad
Fanta: ((Ye
CryingEevee OOC: (("The only thing I hate about Pokemon go is the smell of Cotten candy vape smoke..."))
: ((The only thing I hate about Pokémon GO is all the weed
Apollo: (( The only thing I hate about Pokemon go is how I get hit by cars every few blocks...
: Fanta's connection timed out.
: ((tfw the new pokémon are being sexualized - https://67.media.tumblr.com/02ab34c85d75058ea6f9fe157a6694f8/tumblr_oa2e3bbd2G1urm0mco1_400.png
Apollo: (( [i]errrrrrgh[/i]
CryingEevee OOC: ((to be expected))
Gardevoir: (( lol ))
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: ((It exists. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBNgXXVVAAA3R-Z.jpg
CryingEevee OOC: ((but does sexualized stunfisk exist?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((... probably))
Gardevoir: (( mfw i see other sexualized pokés
Barchar: (that is a very manly face on top of those breasts)
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Apollo: (( [url=https://urbanful.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/miami-today.jpg]a e s t h e t i c[/url]
: Fanta's connection timed out.
: (( https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SNn5RqB6--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1935m3tw23aapjpg.jpg
Barchar: (fan astists have a weird tendency to make females withvery male faces)
Apollo: (( kek
Barchar: (by mistake i assume)
: (( https://pics.onsizzle.com/people-are-complaining-about-professor-kukui-being-over-sexualized-but-2811846.png
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: ((hi chime
Fellby: ((hi there
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai chime))
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Barchar: (hi chime)
Fellby: ((hi chime
Barchar: exists still
Fellby: wanders on in because I don't feel like playing gaster rn.
Apollo: 80s man enters the bar.
Barchar: "Hi, Fellby."
Fellby: Hello, Chara.
: (( http://livedoor.4.blogimg.jp/hatima/imgs/7/5/7555181e.jpg
Barchar: "Bar-whatever." She said, shaking her head. "But yes, hi."
Barchar: "Anything knew and exciting in the world of prositution, parenthood, or muffet marrying?"
Apollo: "..." He sits on a chair.
Fellby: Ehh, not too much. I'm trying to decide what a good date for the wedding could be.
: ((Fellby: Thirty years from now.))
: ((Barchar: cool
Barchar: "Well...I wouldn't know. The goingson of the Gaston dimension are kidna..."
Barchar: "You know. Out of my grasp."
Barchar: (Fellby: "What's sexy about being a husband? Now, a [i]fiance[/i]! That's attractive!")
Fellby: ((Fellby: It sells! People love the idea that they're breaking a marriage before it even started!
Fellby: Yeah, and Hella's asked me to be his best man...
Barchar: (Fellby: "They think they still got time!")
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Barchar: smiles a bit, before trying to snap back to her neutral expression. "That at least rules a week or two out."
Apollo: (( mfw no frosting on mini wheats
Fellby: nods. "Unless he's okay with me getting married on the same day. I just... I don't want a huge ceremony, you know?"
Barchar: "I didn't think you would."
Barchar: "Invite some friends. Say you're married."
Barchar: "Probably fuck at the end of it all."
Fellby: nods, popping a cigarette into his mouth. "I don't know if Hella would like that."
Barchar: "Then don't have the ceremony near him."
Barchar: "I mean, I dunno where your house is, but I doubt they'll hear it."
Fellby: sighs. "I... I gotta invite him though, right? I'm his best man. Why shouldn't he be mine?"
: Fanta's connection timed out.
: ((March noons and april showers~))
: ((Make way for happy hours~))
: ((Suddenly, Laharl))
Barchar: "Fellby, come on. Hella would understand."
Emb: ((back because that was longer than expected
Fellby: sighs. "I... I guess you're right."
Emb: ((hi chime
: ((I found out Parp has a DramaAlert chat))
Barchar: "But, you know. You could talk to him too."
Barchar: (oh boi)
Emb: ((it does? lol
Barchar: (do people all play keemstar)
: ((The mods are Killer Keemstar and IdubbzTV, all the people play random fucking youtubers))
: ((It's all a giant 'lets fucking destroy keemstar' chat))
: ((Earlier today Jiga killed Keemstar
Emb: ((i recall that
Fellby: Oh I plan on it.
Barchar: (That does sound amusing really)
: The TV blips on.
Barchar: "Well...god."
: Instead of the usual 'its six o'clock and time for the news'
: It's uh...Pleinair, silently staring at the screen.
Barchar: "...."
: "..."
Emb: wakes up, having fallen asleep on the couch, and she looks at the screen.
Emb: ...
: ((is jiga going to just fucking crash through the roof or something
Fellby: ...
Emb: ((jiga is the destroyer of worlds. except only news.
: up to you
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Jiga].
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: Fanta's connection timed out.
Jiga: * Suddenly, a Reshiram in a suit walks into the room and sits down where Usagi used to sit.
Jiga: * Wow okay.
Emb: ...
Jiga: * He actually became the fucking newscaster.
: "..."
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Emb: I remember...that. They destroyed another news show.
Fanta: ((Just joined a team
Jiga: ((Fuck, now I have to come up with news and shit
Emb: ((is it valor
Barchar: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Fellby: ... Man, the news is weird.
Barchar: (the crrect answer is valor slarvath)
Emb: It was earlier today.
Fanta: ((Fuck you, mystic lyfe
: ((-Hides team mystic wallpaper-))
Emb: ((that's fine
: ((Damn right))
Emb: ((if i could join two teams it'd be mystic and valor
Emb: ((just...fuck zapdos
Jiga: * He looks down at his notes that he almost charred earlier. "IT'S 2:12 PM AND IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS."
Fanta: ((The joke is articuno really sucks but go mystic anyway
: "..."
Emb: ((lol
Jiga: * A fucking Pokémon is doing this.
Jiga: * What the hell.
Emb: ((i'm valor but i don't mind mystics
Fanta: ((Laharl where is this drama alert channel
Barchar: (FYOU HAVE NO [B]HONOUR[/B]!)
Emb: ((i just hate whatever the yellow one is
Emb: ((yellow one sucks
Fanta: ((Instinct
Barchar: (who gives a shit about instinct)
Jiga: ((Oh god it's gonna be hard to come up with the news
Fellby: ((not me
Emb: ((alright
Jiga: ((Especially when I haven't played the games
Emb: ((i hate them so much i forgot their name lol
Emb: ((and only reason i'm valor is because family decided so
Emb: ((i just said "not yellow" and rest of family wanted valor so we got valor
Barchar: (that's because the rest of your family understand HONOR and VICTORY)
Jiga: ((Pleinair: ........fuck........
Emb: ((cool
: "..."
Emb: ((tbh if it was my choice i'd choose mystic but
Emb: ((i'm fine with valor
: ((Team mystic, be suave, subtle, elegant))
: ((Catch 'em all, don't be a damned rascal while you do it.))
: ((And fuck instinct with a rake))
Emb: ((of course
Emb: ((nobody loves instinct
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Jiga: ((inb4 somebody wants to fuck the rake
Fellby: ((don't fuck rakes
CryingEevee OOC: ((it doesn't sound good in the slightest))
DamnDude: (( Did someone say rake fucking? ))
Barchar: (HEATHENS)
CryingEevee OOC: ((abttlefield))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((abttle is my favorite sport))
Emb: ((you need abs to win
Fellby: ((brb catching a machoke now
Emb: ((wait we're e---
Emb: ((yay we got a flareon
Jiga: ((Motherfuckiny Machoke
Jiga: ((Motherfucking*
Emb: ...Nobody wants to take his place.
: "..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm reminded of a comment in pokken you can pick "Muscles are made of Machamp not the other way around!"))
Jiga: ((So many fucking dots))
Jiga: ((Pleinair: ....................
: Her face scrunches up a tiny bit at the mention of Axel.
Fellby: I don't want to be a newscaster. I've got enough on my plate.
Emb: ((...................................................................
: Implying Pleinair does anything other than elipses and one word at a time.
Apollo: (( ...............................................................
Emb: ((i'm waiting for the day she finally speaks
Jiga: * Implying Pleinair does just that
Barchar: "I think anyone would be better than Axel."
: MLG.tv [Apollo] disconnected.
Barchar: "Hell, [i]I[/i] could do better than Axekl."
Barchar: "I won't. But I could."
Emb: ((axek
Emb: ((axe kek
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i wasn't paying attention, who's in the bar and what's going on?))
: Pleinair and Jiga are broadcasting Netherworld News.
Fellby: ((Everyone's just watching the news
Emb: is in the bar, and a Reshiram is being a newscaster.
: Because Usagi and Axel are gone and rip.
Emb: ((wait, when did usagi die though?
Emb: Very correct.
: ((He got laid off for comedy))
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Emb: ...Oh...everyone, I have something to say.
Jiga: ((Emb: wanna fuck
Emb: ((nononononononoononononono
CryingEevee OOC: ((emb has an announcement))
Emb: ((jesus
Jiga: ((Emb: ayyyy lmao
: "..."
Barchar: "Okay."
Emb: As you might all know, I basically have multiple empires looking for me.
Emb: I might have to leave at any time. So I wanted to give something away in memory of me.
: "..."
Emb: takes out a music box and puts it on the table.
: Fellby's connection timed out.
Emb: If...something happens to me, you can play this, to remember.
Emb: That's all.
Emb: begins watching the TV again.
: Someone passes a slip of paper to Jiga.
: Guess which fucking timeline gets it.
: This shits rigged so hard
Emb: - OBVIOUSLY...grandad gets it -
Jiga: * The bar, right
Jiga: * Hah
Jiga: * Riggedddd
Jiga: * He examines the slip of paper. "AHEM, IT APPEARS AS IF.."
Emb: ((Jiga: Alright, let's check it out. - reads paper - ...GRANDDAD.
Barchar: "It's us."
CryingEevee OOC: ((GRAND MA))
Emb: ((*music plays* Jiga: FLEENTSTONES!?
CryingEevee OOC: ((SEEMPSEENS))
Barchar: (what is this joke)
Emb: ((and then the news is broken
Emb: ((YOU
Barchar: (I don't have a fucking clue)
Emb: Hooray.
Emb: ((oh my god
CryingEevee OOC: ((you need some high quality rips))
Emb: ((just a second
Barchar: "Dear god. I never uessed."
Emb: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-xdiL7Nr0
CryingEevee OOC: (( https://soundcloud.com/alwikowonkavitz/this-is-not-right ))
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Fellby: ((fucking chrome man
: Eventually, Jiga runs out of script
Fanta: is happy gote
Barchar: is she a happy gote in the bar
Jiga: * So is the motherfucking news over
: "..."
Fanta: is at home with engaged gote
: Well, sure, just gotta close it.
Barchar: (oh i thought it had something to do with the silvagunner thing)
: Assumedly a reshiram and Pleinair are just staring at the screen
Jiga: "THAT'S ALL."
Emb: ((well, kinda
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
CryingEevee OOC: ((it does))
Emb: ((it came from joel, and THEN silva used it
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))
Emb: ((and then everyone used it
Smol Asriel: ((Grand dad?
Jiga: * 10/10 closing
Emb: ((yes
Fellby: ((fleentstones
: The TV blips off.
Smol Asriel: is still near mom
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still call siIva giIva because that's when i watched him))
Emb: Hmm.
Emb: That wasn't bad.
Emb: ((brb
Smol Asriel: ((S N O W H A L A T I O N
Fellby: ((oh, siiva did a pretty nice piano cover of Because I love You yesterday
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Female Asriel: the jukebox is still high quality
Emb: ((back
Emb: ((Snow Hah!-LAYYYY-shun
Bondertale: does still exist
Bondertale: haven't been doing much, mostly just enjoying the capability to do so
Cowboy kid: ((gay mexican ass in my ass
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now THE Super Mario! [Super Mario!].
Emb: ((yay ck, hello
Super Mario!: ((not sure if should do this right now))
: Frisky Whiskington [Jiga] is now Frisky Whiskington [Granddad].
Emb: ((i don't mind
Cowboy kid: ((who is mario
Emb: ((CE
Granddad: ((lolno
Cowboy kid: ((is he like bootleg grand dad or somethin
: Frisky Whiskington [Granddad] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Cowboy kid: ((never heard of mario, much less someone rping him
Emb: ((mario is from the mario games
Smol Asriel: ((Just got ponyta 💯💯
Emb: ((sweet
Cowboy kid: ((so i googled mario
Cowboy kid: ((looks like an odly colored grand dad
Emb: ((oh i see
Emb: ((yeah, i apologize. mario is from the GRAND DAD games, not mario games. mario games don't exist
Emb: ((it's grand dad's son
Smol Asriel: ((You mean sponge?
Super Mario!: ((quick, who's in the bar...again))
Emb: ((i am in the bar
Fellby: is located in the bar.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Barchar: btale emb fellby and smol
Smol Asriel: is the bar
Super Mario!: ((i don't know who smol asriel, or this "btale" is. but btale better not be aAnotherBtale))
Emb: ((btale is bondertale
Emb: ((smol asriel is smol asriel
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Super Mario!: ((nope, not familiar))
Emb: ((bondertale is the group where they're connected and stuff
Cowboy kid: ((bondertale ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Emb: ((smol asriel is asriel but smol
Emb: ((and eyeless
Cowboy kid: ((o no lennys dont work
Barchar: (stop this anon)
Emb: ((not in double parentheses
Smol Asriel: is smol cripple gote
: ((Flame
Emb: (but you can do it in single ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
: ((He's called Cowboy Kid
Barchar: (basiclly bondertale is like...they share a soul)
: ((Refer to him as Yee Haw
Barchar: (his name is 'anonymoose')
Super Mario!: ((das weird))
: ((He's still Cowboy Kid
Emb: ((wait
: ((We call him Cowboy Kid
Smol Asriel: ((Smol asriel is the goat that bad things happen to
: ((Yee haw
Emb: ((are you not ce?
Cowboy kid: ((yee haw
Super Mario!: ((huh?))
Smol Asriel: ((AnotherBtale
: ((Slarvath
: ((Change your fucking color
Emb: ((why
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now AnotherBTale [].
: ((Don't make it blue or purple
Emb: ((why
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Barchar: slarv no)
: ((Because fuck you, Slarvath))
: Toriel enters the bar
Emb: ((wait
Emb: ((fuck
Emb: Hello.
Bondertale: basically her and her frisk share a soul, and they've got like...an empathic bond type deal
: "The fuck is up homies"
Emb: ...
Barchar: "Uh...hello."
: "👌👌👌"
Bondertale: "...."
Super Mario!: ((i'm not entering now, i've decided))
Emb: ((alright
: ((Rip
Apollo: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvxRsDpXPGo]This shit is fucking fire[/url]
: She blares david bowie
Fellby: stares at Toriel.
Emb: sighs and goes outside.
Bondertale: "...I'm very confused."
Apollo: Apollo walks into the bar.
: "Sexually?"
Apollo: "...."
Apollo: "oh"
Emb: - And then you hear a fucking scream. -
: Toriel explodes
: Rip
Emb: ((wowie
: AnotherBTale [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Apollo: "what the hell"
Fellby: ... Well that was certainly something.
Emb: - As in, "Holy shit I'm gonna die" scream. -
Smol Asriel: ((I had to do it
Emb: - Not "Fuck this shit". -
Barchar: her eyes widen, as she runs out
Apollo: (( no you didn't
Fellby: ...
Fellby: runs out too.
Emb: - Her purse lies on the ground. But she is not seen. -
Smol Asriel: he does not run out
Cowboy kid: is testing something ooc
Emb: - You can hear the buzzing of wings, but can't see anyone. -
Cowboy kid: ooh
Fellby: Emb?
Apollo: He calmly walks outside.
Cowboy kid: (9oops
Bondertale: doesn't either
Apollo: "and I thought 1979 was weird"
Barchar: well, there is one problem with that statement
Emb: - what? -
Barchar: is barchar
Emb: - fuck -
Emb: - how do i make it so this isn't ruined -
Apollo: (( spray paint tastes like metal
Apollo: (( imo
Emb: ((well
Emb: ((okay
: - Frame someone -
Emb: - okay -
: MLG.tv [Apollo] is now MLG_vaporwave.tv [Apollo].
Barchar: that can probably do
Emb: - There's a wolf tearing up something. It's so torn you can't tell what it is. It's in the forest though. That's the most obvious answer to where Emb went. -
Emb: - Not willingly, of course. -
Fellby: stares at the wolf. "You don't think..."
Emb: - The buzzing sound disappears. -
Barchar: "...If so, then I'll kick his ass."
Emb: - The wolf stares at them and growls. But it seems sated, so it just prowls away. -
Apollo: "..."
Emb: - Plus wolf doesn't want to teamfight -
Fellby: inspects the thing it had.
Emb: - It's so torn you can't tell what it is, but it's mostly meat, some bones, and cloth. -
Emb: - Mostly what's left is bones. -
: MLG_vaporwave.tv [Apollo] is now xx_xX_xx [].
Smol Asriel: ((Rip debuff
Emb: ((rip
: anonymoose [Cowboy kid] is now Cowboy Kid [Cowboy kid].
Emb: - The purse is the only thing remaining. -
Fellby: ...
Fellby: scans the horizon. "Emb? Emb!"
Emb: - No signs of Emb. You can see her town though. They look worried. -
Emb: - They don't know what happened, but they look like they have a bad feeling about today. -
Fellby: runs to the town. "I think Emb's been kidnapped!"
Smol Asriel: ((>finds pile of meat and bones
DamnDude: (( There's meat and bones, but no she's been kidnapped ))
Smol Asriel: (("It was a kidnapping1"
Emb: - They all look at him. There's a variation of noises and screams at hearing this. -
: ((That wasn't her
: ((Also
: ((She screamed
: ((Also
Fellby: Or worse...
: ((There was a buzzing sound
: ((Also
: ((No sign of her
: ((Also
Emb: ((it was her, she screamed because it wasn't instant death, and the buzzing sound could be anything
: (( [i][roundabout plays][/i]
Emb: ((no sign of her bc she was torn to fucking pieces
Fellby: ((he's trying not to incite more panic
Fellby: ((unfortunately he's making it worse
: ((Ohhh))
: ((She's dead?
Emb: - And then they all spread out into the forest, looking for her. -
Emb: ((yeah :/
: ((Well then.
: ((Play the damn music box.
Cowboy kid: ((emb is kill
: (( [i](This Instant Roundabout has been brought to you by Congress. Being helpful? lol fuck that ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M[/i]) ))
: ((Since Emb is dead, RIP fashion career
: Is this the same forest the gamma guy was.
Barchar: is a little troubled by the fact that she can't find her
Cowboy kid: ((F
Emb: ((rip all possibilities
Fellby: ((emb is rip? for real?
Smol Asriel: ((Wait
: ((Wait
Emb: - Yes. -
: xx_xX_xx [] disconnected.
Smol Asriel: ((If shes dead
: ((What happened to Emb's Pokémon
Emb: - Yes to both of those -
Fellby: ((holy fuckeroni
: Lol ok that means I can slide this in.
Emb: ((oh fuck
Smol Asriel: ((Then who tf gets the debuffer role
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: ((Emb can I take one
: ((Well, I can, assuming Emb's pokemon were in her purse))
Emb: - The purse exists still. -
: ((lolno
Emb: - Pokemon are in there. -
Smol Asriel: ((And the spot in the arc
: ((Just kidding
: ((I can always just, spread those pokemon out))
: (( RIP
: (( F
: ((^
Fellby: wrings his hands, wondering what to do.
Barchar: (but he can't be drake because Muffet stole his shit)
Smol Asriel: ((Tri if this is permenant you've done me a real big fuck you
Emb: - The Pokeballs begin to shake. -
Emb: ((wait slarv
Barchar: "...I...I'm gonna go back into the bar."
Smol Asriel: ((Ok
: (( >permenant
: You've also done a nicely sized fuck you to me too.
Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( "That's why ya come with a back up plan, chump ))[/color]
: Because those pokemon are going to have to be put with the other people now.
Fellby: sighs, then follows her. He doesn't want to bring up the remains around Emb's followers.
Emb: - Music box is on the table still. -
Fellby: examines it, turning the crank a little.
Emb: - This plays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nirV1GVW9M -
Emb: - And then Emb walks in. -
Emb: Hello.
Fellby: ...
Barchar: looks at it. "...godDAMMIT!" she yelled, seething. "I STILL CAN'T SAVE ANYBODY!"
: (( Fellby: okay what the fUCK IS GOING ON
Fellby: I... but you...
Barchar: "...What."
Super Mario!: ((it was a high quality rip the entire time))
Fellby: You...
Emb: What's wrong?
Fellby: points out the windo.
: * What the fuck wow ok
Emb: ((get
Emb: ((fucked
: * You lied
Emb: ((yes
Emb: ((i did
: (( it's just a prank bro
Emb: ((how many points is this shit
: xx_xX_xx [] is now Fuck you [].
Barchar: "You just...got..."
Super Mario!: ((i knew it seemed suspicious, emb leaving the box and then immediately dying))
: ((That's not a prank
Barchar: "Brutally fucking murdered."
Emb: ((yes it is
: The board abruptly
Emb: No, I went with Hoaquel to fly off a bit.
: ((That's just being an asshole
: Well, the calk Sicily was using to mark down the points
: Explodes.
: Yeah uh, Emb wins.
Emb: ((hooray
Barchar: "..."
Fellby: ... I...
Emb: ((extremity
Barchar: walks up, slapping EMb.
: (( [s]And I thought Frisky was the asshole[/s]
Fellby: lays his head down on the table.
Emb: I accept this.
Fellby: ((high quality rip prank war
: http://i.imgur.com/ueZhT5k.gif
Emb: [i deeeeed it]
DamnDude: high-fives TDS.
Barchar: "Don't. Do that. Again. You idiot."
Emb: - He high-fives back -
Emb: Well, since the prank war is over, I wouldn't want to.
Cowboy kid: ((absolutely brutal
: Fuck you [] is now vaporwave.mp3 [].
: What if I told you those prinnies you exploded a long time ago weren't the research team
Emb: - dam -
: And there was still a team of five prinnies wandering around that forest.
Smol Asriel: ((Emb_pepper
Emb: - oh. well then -
Emb: ((i'm unsure of how to feel but i believe i'm proud
Emb: ((just know. it's hip to fuck bees.
Fellby: moans. "Jesus, kid..."
: A box is slid into the bar.
Emb: I apologize. And it truly won't happen again. But it was good, no?
Fellby: looks up.
Emb: turns and opens the box.
: It spins several times, Pleinair is sitting ontop of it, spinning on it like it's a teacup.
Emb: - Oh. Well -
Emb: doesn't open it then
Smol Asriel: ((Lit fam 🔥🔥
Emb: Hello.
: (( 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ))
Fellby: ((is anyone lese having issues with youtube, or is it just me?
: (( you mean, drama issues
Super Mario!: ((i think it's just you))
: After a bit of awkward staring, Pleinair stands up, and opens the box.
: It's got some kind of pyramid in it, some kind of small, red, pyramid.
Emb: Hmm? What's this?
: (( I bought a grommet gun
Super Mario!: ((nice))
Cowboy kid: ((swood
Emb: ((guys, you know he can't hear you right?
Emb: ((he only speaks to sailors
Super Mario!: ((that's some horizontal hunger right there))
: (( kek
: Pleinair just stares at Emb.
: Did you REALLY expect her to answer that?
Fellby: Is it that geo pyramid thing?
Emb: - In character, not really. Out of character, not at all. -
: Nod.
Barchar: "It's that geo pyramid they were going to give us."
Emb: Ohhh, alright.
Emb: Well, who wants it? It's not necessarily mine.
: It's got a dial on the side of it, with a list of random 'effects'
: It's currently on 'Nothing'
Fellby: Is this a doomsday weapon or something? I've got no use for it.
Emb: looks at the dial. She shrugs and switches it to the first possible effect.
Emb: I could use it.
: Ally Damage 20%
: Pleinair immediately switches back, after taking 20% of her HP in a second.
Smol Asriel: ((So many good waifus in dr3
Emb: Whoops. Sorry.
Smol Asriel: ((And one husbando that is top tier
: She shrugs, and just switches it down the list.
Super Mario!: ((when you said dr3 my first thought was dead rising 3))
Smol Asriel: ((Danganronpa
Super Mario!: ((i know))
: She skips past the dangerous ones, as well as 'Clone' and 'Fusion'
Smol Asriel: ((Computer waifu is a boy now in the reeeeeal world
: http://disgaea.wikia.com/wiki/Geo_Symbol
Emb: - Sweet -
: List of Geo Effects to use in the bar for the hell of it.
Barchar: is very confused
Barchar: "I...what use do we have for this, Plenair?"
Cowboy kid: ((ive never playd disgea
: She shrugs. You got it from a giveaway.
: "...Fun...?"
Emb: - yessss she said something -
Emb: Well, thank you.
: Pleinair makes her way to the anydoor, leaving.
Emb: Goodbye.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: Fellby's connection timed out.
Smol Asriel: ((Is all of mouth sounds just all star remixes
Barchar: (most of it yeah)
Smol Asriel: ((I've listened to like 6 songs from it and they're all all star remixes
Barchar: (It's called 'mout sounds' because it uses a lot of smash mmouth)
Smol Asriel: ((Oh ok
Barchar: (and the other one is 'mouth silence' because it has no smash motuh. Technically.)
: ((So I fucked up))
Emb: ((?
Barchar: (In reality there's a fuckton of smassh mouth but it's all hidden)
: ((Burn the Ninja's speech tic that every ninja has wasn't included))
: ((I'm a casual goddamnit it))
Emb: ((rip
Smol Asriel: ((Ripperinos
Barchar: (I don't want a speech tic)
: ((Ninjas finish every sentence with 'zam' to hone their focus or some shit))
Super Mario!: ((zam))
Emb: ((zam
Super Mario!: ((i don't get it))
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Cowboy kid: ((zam
Emb: ((you are not a true ninja, zam
Smol Asriel: ((Kupo?
Cowboy kid: ((yee haw
Super Mario!: ((weck))
Smol Asriel: ((AajskaoaoOKNNBBbsjajajHJajajjJJjajajappppl
: ((i don't get it zam
: ((fuck off zam
: ((fuck you zam
Emb: ((don't be rude zam
: ((i'm an asshole zam
Super Mario!: ((wek))
: ((you're an asshole too zam
Emb: ((they don't understand how a true ninja is zam
: ((kek zam
Emb: ((woah zam
: (( pretty lit fam zam
Emb: ((we can be friends zam
Super Mario!: enters the bar! "Itsa me, the famous super mario! wahoo!"
Emb: Hello.
Cowboy kid: ((am i a cool kid if i end my sentences with zam zam
Emb: ((if cool kid = ninja, then yes zam
: ((yes zam
: ((Laharl breaks chairs and shit zam
Cowboy kid: ((yee haw zam
: ((Laharl made us like this zam
: ((Send help zam
: ((yee haw zam
Emb: ((wait is this not good zam
: vaporwave.mp3 [] is now vaporwave.mp3 zam [].
Emb: ((this is a curse! zam
: ((If you keep this up i'm going to bring Yukimaru here))
Emb: ((laharl help zam
: ((So you can get enough zam))
Emb: ((who is that zam
Cowboy kid: ((sha zam
Super Mario!: ((all i can think of is big zam))
: ((darude sandstorm zam
Emb: (( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) zam
: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.
Super Mario!: ((i'm just waiting for the zams to cool down so i can do stuff in character))
Emb: ((alright
Cowboy kid: ((yee haw zam
: ((We only need like
: I've put Zam as a suffix.Zam
: ((MV for PMD
: Theres no escape.Zam
Cowboy kid: ((saying pointless shit has never been so much fun
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Cowboy kid: ((zam
Emb: ((saying pointless shit has never not been fun
Emb: ((unless it's an irrelevant meme or something
: (( white vans
Smol Asriel: ((Durr plant
Cowboy kid: ((yee haw
Cowboy kid: ((waitaminute
Emb: ((yee haw is always relevant in CaU
Super Mario!: ((all your base))
Emb: (([s]fuck you[/s]
: all your shoe are belong to mine
: (( chef
Emb: ((mfw meme becomes relevant through the usage of irrelevancy
: (( mfw cat memes
Emb: ((cat memes are not funny
: (( mfw internet stereotype is a place for fucking cat videos
Emb: ((cats themselves are cute and funny, using memes to make them funnier makes them less funny
Emb: ((like...say...a pretty nicely decorated house
: ((oh yeah, that reminds me
: ((i need a new cat
: ((it's been four years since mine died
Emb: ((the house is all pretty and stuff, but if you add more to it it's just cluttered and corwded
Emb: ((oh
Cowboy kid: ((im allergic to cats
Emb: ((rip
: (( mfw asdfmovie
: ((my cat was eaten))
Super Mario!: ((i basically live in a room with a cat.))
Emb: ((oh no...
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: ((i've gotten over it
Fellby: ((i had to fucking restart my computer
Emb: ((i'm sorry to hear
: ((i also told you all alreadu
: ((already*
: ((it's fine
Emb: ((oh i might not have heard it then
Emb: ((and it's okay chime
: ((i still have my dog
: ((she's.. fourteen rn i think
: (( I just imagined an old spice ad with pokemon in it
Super Mario!: ((das pretty old))
: ((Pokémon GO Old Spice AD
Emb: ((...old spice ad with pokemon is not a good combo
: (( steelix with deep voice narrating everything
Emb: ((or, a buff pikachu yelling at you about body wash
Emb: ((buff pikachu is bad enough
: ((sterling with deep sexy voice narrating everything
: (( a sexy gardevoir
Cowboy kid: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI2C5ykiY3Q
: (( a sexy male gardevoir narrating old spice ads
Super Mario!: ((team otherrealm does commercials confirmed))
Emb: ((>sexy male gardevoir
Emb: ((those 3 words don't go well together
: (( >buff pikachu
: A box slides into the bar.
Emb: ...Another?
: (( cheez-it commercial featuring minions
Cowboy kid: ((i can see that happening
Emb: ((minions aren't bad, minion memes are bad
: (( but a fucking minion coffin
Emb: ((there will never be a good minion meme
Cowboy kid: ((considering those guys try to slap minions on everything
Cowboy kid: ((if it exists, there is a minion on one
Emb: ((r34 minion version?
Emb: ((i mean
Emb: ((fuck
: ((So there's a minion on my genitals?
: ((Ew
Cowboy kid: ((no
Super Mario!: ((i think minions were only good in despicable me, like, the original where there was thousands of them iirc not just 4))
: (( Pokemon x Minion Collaboration
Cowboy kid: ((do not fuck the minion
Emb: ((that's
Emb: ((i mean
: ((My genitals exist.))
: (( it's hip to fuck [s]B[/s] [s]bees[/s] minions
Fellby: ((minions were always meant to be comic relief characters
Emb: ((okay r34 is if it exists there is porn of it
Emb: ((minion version is if it exists there is minion of it
: (( gonna look up despicable me rule 34
: The box contains a dead fish, some spent cigarette, and a scratched up copy of Melee.
Emb: ((NO
Emb: ((STOP
Fellby: ((they were never meant to carry a whole franchise of it ifeel
Emb: Ew.
Fellby: -What box-
Emb: - the box -
Emb: - "A box slides into the bar." -
Super Mario!: that's not like the packages Super Mario gets.
Emb: - ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) -
Fellby: -oh-
: ((NSFW - https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQciTdzQqTwE2DqotFLoxXtcVxsRdrZA-dkzhw-8PDJhzhNGtz1
: Underneath the dead fish
Emb: sifts through the box in case there is---oo
Cowboy kid: ((oh
: ((I said NSFW
Emb: ((i refuse to click it
: Is a lit bomb.
Emb: - ah fuck -
Emb: Quick someone get water.
Cowboy kid: ((its fucking minion whip bondage
Emb: ((oh god
: It explodes into confetting at Emb's face.
Emb: ...
: - Emb dies -
: And then the fish hops up and slaps her.
Emb: - for real this time -
: The box slides away.
Emb: I'm not sure why that happened.
Emb: wipes the confetti off her face. "But it's okay."
: 'From, The Master of Romance, Hisao'
Cowboy kid: ((FISH KILL
Emb: ((RIP
Emb: Master of Romance?
Fellby: ... That is the least romantic thing I've ever seen.
Barchar: "Oh, god."
Emb: - Master of romance sends this to a 9 year old that's not creepy -
Super Mario!: no longer has an accent "that was a weird box"
Emb: Yes, it was, and I hope I don't receive another
Emb: - fucking. periods. -
Barchar: "We're doing this again."
Emb: Again? What?
: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.
Barchar: "Some alternate dimension guy apparently has a hard-on for every single member of this bar."
: ((People can't play Pokémon Go in the holocaust museum anymore))
Emb: ...
Emb: ((because that's where mewtwo is, obviously
Barchar: "He somehow always manages to get us something useless or outright insulting."
Fellby: ... Huh...
Emb: I...okay.
Emb: Thank you for informing me.
Fellby: -Has Fellby been a target of Hisao yet?-
Barchar: "As in, like, 'send hellaton a vibrator' kind of shit. And me a goat cookbook."
Emb: Wow.
Super Mario!: still doesn't have the trademark accent "sounds like a real creep"
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
: ((Barchar: I like incest.
Emb: I agree. We could look for him, perhaps.
: ((Emb: wow ok
Emb: ((emb probably wouldn't know what incest is
Barchar: "Mostly an idiot though."
Emb: ((the most she knows is dick
: (( dick
Emb: ((dick
: (( just the dick
Emb: ((just the dick
: ((Just the tip.
Emb: ((well, up to the dick
: (( Just the tip Just the tip Just the tip Just the tip Just the tip ((
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Cowboy kid: ((yee haw
Emb: (([font=impact]Just the tip[/font]
: ((Has Emb seen aroused men before and that's why she knows about dick))
Emb: ((i would guess she went onto the internet, heard the word dick, looked up the word dick, and never came back to the internet
Emb: ((which is why she only knows up to dick
: (( then she looked up "Pen Island"
Emb: ((she has never looked up anything since
Emb: ((except the sky
: (( [font=Comic Sans MS]i see what you did there you cheeky fuck[/font]
Super Mario!: ((so, do none of the characters know about mario? even though nintendo is definitely a thing in a majority of timelines i think))
Emb: ((:)
Emb: doesn't know Mario
Super Mario!: ((well of course emb doesn't))
Barchar: does, but like
Cowboy kid: ((mario is a popular vinesauce meme, but not everyone knows what memes are
Fellby: could probably recognize mario as a video game character.
Barchar: why should she give a shit it's alternate dimensions
: (( http://www.crapasaurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pen-island-discovered.jpg
: Apollo: mario hasn't even been introduced to him yet so lol
Emb: ((pen island
Emb: ((is
Emb: ((a fucking thing?
Emb: ((holy shit
: Apollo: as in, the NES hasn't even been released yet
: (( penis land
Emb: ((yes i know
: (( yes i knew you knew
Emb: ((alright
Emb: ((i would say "yes i knew you knew i knew" but i didn't know you knew i knew
: (( ah
Emb: So, who are you?
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Super Mario!: ((Was that directed at mario?))
: (( i bought prismacolor pencils for like 20 dollars
: ((In Soviet Russia Bloo buys you!))
: (( that's not me
: (( i don't live in soviet russia
Emb: - yse -
Emb: - yes -
: ((Bloo: slanderer
Emb: - wow -
: * yse
: (( i will sue you
Emb: ((just a sec looking up yse
: (( [sub]lol keem reference[/sub]
: (( Yse - Roundbouat ))
Emb: ((OKAY
: ((Can't wait to report your desth, hurhur!))
Emb: ((yse - Google Search