MettatonSEX: pulls off his glove, revealing that two of his six fingers have been superglued together.
Gaster: ... Well, I'll fix it later.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ...
Emb: Wow.
MettatonSEX: No, this is superglue.
Fanta: ((This is such an amazing meemay
Frisk: "..."
: -A bottle of rubbing alcohol drops, Metta catches it.-
MettatonSEX: ...You wonderful bastard.
Hellaton: -He drops from the trapdoor.- Iii couldn't reresist.
MettatonSEX: It was pretty good, honestly.
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Gaster: laughs out loud.
MettatonSEX: I was scared for a minute there.
Hellaton: Ssorry...
MettatonSEX: It's okay.
MettatonSEX: It was good.
MettatonSEX: smooches his fiancé.
Frisk: "So, we're all doing pranks now?"
MettatonSEX: I'm going to clean this off.
Hellaton: Aaalriright.
MettatonSEX: goes into the back to de-glue his hand.
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Gaster: Well, we were. We have a judge and everything, I don't know if she's here...
Frisk: "Oh, okay."
Frisk: "Interesting."
Hellaton: Yyyeah, we ststopped for one day to give me a bibirthday present... ththing.
Emb: By the way, I think I heard screaming before the screaming that woke me up. Did something happen?
Frisk: "Not really."
Frisk: "I would prefer not to talk about that."
Gaster: Mmh.
Emb: - frisk wasn't there for that though -
Frisk: * She was
Emb: - i'm talking about screaming insect -
Frisk: * Read the fucking logs
Emb: - only gaster heard it -
Frisk: * Fuck
Frisk: * Well
Frisk: * She was
Frisk: * Screamed at
Frisk: * By a lizard
Emb: - yeah -
Frisk: * Technically
Frisk: * You can say she saw it
Emb: - fair enough -
MettatonSEX: exits, still NEO. "At least you didn't superglue my other switch."
Emb: Alright.
Emb: Goodbye.
MettatonSEX: lifts both of his loves into a hug.
MettatonSEX: Bye.
Frisk: "Seeya."
Hellaton: Mmh, bbbye.
: Sicily IS here, she's just asleep
Gaster: See you.
MettatonSEX: ((what are the prank ranks
Emb: ((yeah what did metta get
Frisk: ((Gaster throws a banana at Sicily
Frisk: ((Sicily accidentally deep-throats the banana
Frisk: ((Sicily wakes up
Frisk: (("Shit"
Emb: ((wew
Emb: ((i just realized am i alone? brb
Frisk: ((Gaster dresses up like Ducky Momo and enters the bar
MettatonSEX: ((DUCKY MOMO
Frisk: ((I legit thought about Frisk leaving and coming back in using the Ducky Momo costume
MettatonSEX: ((wear the ducky momo costume to a contest
Frisk: (([I]yes[/i]
Gaster: sighs and turns on the tv. Looks like it's playing the opening credits of Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
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DamnDude: (( -Game gets sent out of market for being shit, and then gets re-released with apology from programmers for being so shit in the game manual- ))
Frisk: ((Imagine if Frisk wore the fucking Ducky Momo costume to a gym leader battle
DamnDude: (( Holy shit. ))
: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: and Hella sit down and watch.
MettatonSEX: ((imagine the crowd loves it
Gaster: -Halfway through, the song morphs into the Flintstones theme.-
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Uh."
Gaster: snickers.
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MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Granddad?!
MettatonSEX: ((meet the flintstones. meet the flintstones. meet the flintstones. meet the flintstones.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Fleenstons?!
Emb: ((why did i return to granddad
Gaster: giggles. "Gotcha."
Frisk: (( https://youtu.be/nF-xdiL7Nr0
MettatonSEX: snickers.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((The TV plays this - https://youtu.be/TdThtM_a0a4
Gaster: ... That's it though. The rest of the movie's untouched.
Emb: - By the way, is free roam available? -
Frisk: * Doubt it
Emb: - Alright -
Emb: ((who wants to be a LoL champ
Gaster: sighs. He is now bored.
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3v70lh8ac The TV abruptly begins playing this.
Gaster: jumps.
: Looks like someone managed to permakill the bastard, woot.
Gaster: ((gdi i'm so used to granddad i half expected to hear fleentstones
: I wonder who we know would willingly murder Axel in the middle of nowhere, and not made a sound during it.
Gaster: sits up. "YEAH!"
Emb: ...
Emb: Wow...
: The video shows the entire news segment
Frisk: "Huh."
Emb: (("No tears were shed at the service." lol
Gaster: ((okay i'm sorry but was the teacher at the end wearing a dominatrix outfit
: She also had a cat o' nine tails.
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Gaster: Well, that's something.
Fanta: SHE KEEPS ON DAMMIT, UNTIL GRILLBY CUTS HER OFF
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Grillby: -He's getting close to doing so.-
Frisk: "It was."
Frisk: "Never liked that guy."
Gaster: He was an ass and a half.
Emb: Me neither.
Emb: Death is never a good thing, though.
Fanta: "Gimme another, fire dude"
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Fanta: fingerguns
Frisk: ((Grillby: Fuck off))
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: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPhd2ThHbFE&list=PL3434579A2EFF8664&index=68 Compare Pleinair's expression with when Axel is on the news ))
Grillby: "This is your last one for the night, okay?"
Fanta: "Awwwwww"
Hellaton: -He kinda... latches onto Metta at the end segment. -
Emb: - Wowie Pleinair does look a lot better -
Fanta: ((TIL not to type 'Blood for Sex' into youtube
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Emb: ((wow
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MettatonSEX: kisses Hella's forehead.
MettatonSEX: You okay?
Hellaton: ...Iii'll be fifine.
DamnDude: (( I feel like that's something that should be close to common sense honestly. ))
MettatonSEX: ((IS AXEL SONIC
: ((YES YOU NOTICED))
Gaster: ((he sounds like sonic
MettatonSEX: ((AXEL SOUNDS LIKE SONIC
: ((AXEL IS VOICED BY SONIC'S VOICE ACTOR))
Emb: ((WHAT
Frisk: ((HE DOES--
Emb: ((WOW
Frisk: ((WOW
Frisk: ((HOLY SHIY
Gaster: ((that would be why then
Frisk: ((SHIT*
Frisk: ((the edge
Frisk: ((Imagine if he was voiced by Shadow
Emb: ((no
Emb: ((shadow is ed---yeah
Emb: ((shadow's real name is ed
Fanta: ((But its a lisa song
Fanta: ((I didnt think it was anything else
Gaster: ((then type "lisa ost" after it
Emb: ((oh alright
MettatonSEX: ((i can usually tell voice actors if i know their other work
Emb: ((good idea
Fanta: ((Probably a good idea
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Gaster: ((i think that should do it
Fanta: drinks the beer
: ((Tara Strong must give you hell))
MettatonSEX: ((she does
Fanta: "Thanks for bein a pal grillbee"
MettatonSEX: ((but there's a little tone all her characters seem to have
Grillby: "Hey... it does hurt to see you like this."
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AXYnswoPGQ This song's guitar is actually played by Axel's VA))
: ((It's like a little cameo))
Jeska or Jekon: (if a firefighters business goes up in smoke and a plumbers business goes down the drain, can a prosutite be laid off?
Fanta: is extremely smashed, she stumbles over to the couch
Fanta: flops onto it facefirst
Gaster: ((if the barkery goes into financial distress, yes.
: ((Warning: Comments on that youtube video are cancer))
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: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNqCrr8bbVE The only japanese song you know every lyric to ))
Ed: (( Did someone say Ed ))
Emb: ((yes
Ed: (( Like 2 minutes ago ))
Emb: ((yes
Fanta: ((Who tf is kurtis
Jäger Leyline: goes tp Fanta
: ((38th Defender of Earth, he dies halfway through the story of Disgaea 1))
: ((Is reborn as a badass prinny))
Jäger Leyline: (jager covers Fanta in toliet paper
Fanta: ((rip
Fanta: ((IF HYWEL WAS HERE I COULD SAY "EY LES FACK"
Jäger Leyline: come on lets get ya home
Fanta: grumbles
Jäger Leyline: (well you still can
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Fanta: isn't moving, i wanna rp drunkta in the bar when i get back
Fanta: ((Off to walk now
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Gaster: looks at Jager. "Look, I'll take care of her, alright?"
MettatonSEX: ((laharl what are the prank ratings
Emb: ((bye
Jäger Leyline: you sure? shes my roommate yknow
MettatonSEX: ((also cya
Gaster: Yeah, but if she doesn't want to go...
MettatonSEX: Right.
Frisk: "Yeah."
: ((I believe Gaston and Embzazel are tied with 21 each))
Frisk: "Maybe you should leave her alone for a bit."
Gaster: ((this video never fails to make me laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzQiQ1pVlN8
: (9And everyone else has done jack))
Emb: ((sweet
Jäger Leyline: I got someone to talk to. make sure ahe doesnt get hurt
Gaster: Yeah, but....
: ((Fuckboi rechallenged me in-rp with a team of ubers))
: ((Fucker needs a body bag))
Emb: ((and you rekt him with NU?
: ((Team Babby))
Jäger Leyline: but what? whats with you guys? you want her to be drunk and get hurt?
Gaster: I'm a responsible adult.
Emb: I'm pretty sure it'll be less likely for her to be hurt when there's more people around.
Jäger Leyline: yeah you did a great job with Jeska
Gaster: ...
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Look, she's not moving."
Emb: ...
Frisk: "Let it go."
Emb: Plus, things change.
Frisk: [S]"Don't hold it back anymore."[/s]
Jäger Leyline: walks to thw anydoor, "No they really dont. Just make sure shes fine"
Gaster: Okay...
Jäger Leyline: heads out
Frisk: "Alright."
Emb: I'm sorry I can't change your way of thinking. But things do change. Goodbye.
MettatonSEX: nods.
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MettatonSEX: immediately covers Fanta in sticky notes.
Gaster: Mettaton, please.
Jäger Leyline: (lol
Fanta: ((And the servers are fuckin down
Emb: ...
Emb: ((that timing
Emb: ((also rip
Fanta: ((So rip me
MettatonSEX: ((rip
Fanta: "Whaaat the fucc.."
MettatonSEX: ...
Emb: Hello.
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Fanta: pulls off a sticky note
Frisk: "Erm."
Fanta: looks up
Jäger Leyline: (Jager pops in,"the fuck did I just say?
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: ...
Gaster: points at his husband.
Fanta: looks at mtt
Fanta: "Yooooou"
MettatonSEX: Yessss?
Gaster: ((souja boy tell em
Fanta: stands up
Fanta: gets all up in his face
Emb: Uhm.
Fanta: "I got ooooone thing to say to you"
MettatonSEX: that's kinda hard to do
Gaster: backs up.
Fanta: or the equivalent for 5'9 gote
Fanta: "Dood"
Emb: - wh -
MettatonSEX: Wait what?
Frisk: ".."
Fanta: does a drunk tumble over the table, grabbing the prinny she stashed under there and throwing it at his face, it was the weakest one they had, doesn't do anything to him
Frisk: "I don't think you're a Prinny, Fanta."
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Frisk: "..."
Emb: Wow.
MettatonSEX: [-1]
MettatonSEX: Oh no...
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Fanta: stupidly laughs
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Frisk: ((fuck
Fanta: ((H-
Emb: ((what
: [1 DAMAGE]
Gaster: almost spikes itback at her.
MettatonSEX: falls backwards.
: [Because that Prinny has 8 HP.]
MettatonSEX: ((yee haw
Fanta: 1 damage, she don't care bout no 1 damage
Emb: Hey, everyone stop.
Fanta: mtt aint sans
MettatonSEX: Ugh... this form's defenses...
MettatonSEX: Are still better than that.
Fanta: "Its just a joke jeez, that couldn't have hurt"
MettatonSEX: laughs.
Fanta: is slurring her words
MettatonSEX: Just tryin' to get you back a bit,
Gaster: sits down, keeping an eye on Fanta.
MettatonSEX: gets up.
Fanta: resumes lying facedown on the couch
Emb: ((does that put gaston ahead of us?
: [26 points now]
MettatonSEX: sits next to Hella, leaning on him.
Emb: ((that was worth 5 points?
Fanta: doesn't have any points
MettatonSEX: ((it was a decent minor prank
Emb: ((eh
Gaster: fiddles with a pen.
Emb: ((fair enough
Frisk: [Gaston 4 Lif]
Fanta: ((For some reason i thought it said gaster fiddles his diddle
Hellaton: -There go his tiny beeping noises.-
MettatonSEX: ((why
Fanta: ((Wait am i on a team
Emb: ((are you drunk too
MettatonSEX: Oh!
Fanta: ((I thought fnata was solo
Frisk: ((Fnafta
Frisk: ((Ew
MettatonSEX: smooches his sweetheart.
Emb: ((nafta
MettatonSEX: ((nappa
Emb: ((kappa
Frisk: ((Cheapskate
Gaster: ((she was with hywel but he didn't do anything.
MettatonSEX: ((VEGETAAAA
Frisk: ((MASTER ROSHI
Emb: ((vegetable
MettatonSEX: ((spongebob!
Emb: ((squarepants
Frisk: ((no, this is patrick!
Fanta: ((Rip
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: Nappa: (( But Vegeta, [i]Tricks are for kids[/i] ))
Fanta: ((OHAI
: ((Hello))
Emb: ((hello
Fanta: is drunk as fuck, and just threw a prinny at metta
Gaster: remembers the last time he was as drunk as Fanta is.
: ((Phones gonna die real soon))
Fanta: ((Rip
MettatonSEX: ((i can do the nappa voice pretty damn well
Gaster: ((rip phon
MettatonSEX: ((VEGETAAA
: ((So I'll probably leave randomly))
MettatonSEX: ((rip
Emb: ((rip
Frisk: * Last time she was drunk she fucked her wife.
Fanta: last time she was this drunk she melted
MettatonSEX: doesn't remember the last time he got drunk.
Hywel: "...Fanta don't throw things at Mettaton."
Gaster: wonders if waking up from a coma counts.
Hellaton: -He's never been drunk.-
Gaster: -Because he ate 8 cheeseburgers in that time.-
Emb: has obviously never been drunk.
Fanta: "He put these sticky.. things on me though"
Emb: ((brb
MettatonSEX: is snuggling Hella. Hellaton is beeping and whirring.
Fanta: pulls sticky notes off her
Hywel: -He looks at them.-
Hywel: "...Still."
Fanta: "It was just a prank bro"
Fanta: sounds extremely drunk because she is so
Hywel: "yeah, but it wasn't a good thing.
MettatonSEX: I'm fine with it.
Hywel: -He's being serious but also messing around at the same time.-
Fanta: "Loookatim he aint hurt"
MettatonSEX: It did 1 damage. I'm fine.
Hoopa W.: * The one time they accidentally got drunk they pulled out a baseball bat and starting whacking other people around all the way to another fucking continent.
Fanta: "Hywel whats behind your back"
Hywel: "...Nothing?"
Sterling: -Last time they got drunk they robbed a guy of his wallet and pants.-
Fanta: "Look again"
Barchar: ()am i missing anything
Gaster: ((drunk fanta
Frisk: ((no
Hywel: -He turns around.-
Sage: Has never gotten drunk because you know he's a pokemon native
Hoopa W.: * Basically, don't fuck with Hoopa.
MettatonSEX: ((nah but you missed metta as a very wonky pacman
Fanta: puts something on the back of his neck
Hoopa W.: * Basically, you have the option to fight him if you really want to in good fun.
Fanta: it feels like tape, but it's a square patch
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Gaster: is watching carefully.
Hoopa W.: * A. You're fucked. B. You're fucked. C. You're fucked.
Gaster: ...Fanta, what's that.
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Hywel: -He turns around.-
Frisk: "..What the."
Hywel: "...What's written on it."
Fanta: "Watch, this is gonna be great"
Fanta: "Nothin"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Fanta: "It's a potion patch"
Hywel: "What."
Gaster: And it does what?
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Fanta: gimme a second, she spent a while on this one and its effects
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DamnDude: (( "You two! This area is off limits to civilians!" -It's a park with multiple people behind them- ))
Fanta: Hywel looks like he's from a goddamn anime, a black outline around him and all, in a schoolgirl uniform. When he speaks he speaks in japanese with subtitles magically appearing below him, his voice is Kana Hanazawa.
Gaster: Wow. That's uh. That's a very complex and specific reaction.
Fanta: "Yer kawaii as fuck now"
Gaster: ((i think his phone just went rip
Fanta: ((Ik
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MettatonSEX: ...Wow.
Frisk: * She snickers.
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Gaster: claps.
Fanta: his eyes are so big they would make Furukawa blush
Gaster: ((are his eyes so big you could serve dinner on em
Frisk: ((Fanta turns Hywel into Master Roshi
Frisk: ((Hywel is ruined
Fanta: already has a first class ticket
Fanta: on the USS M'Dick
Gaster: pulls out a book. Besides her prank on Hywel, Fanta doesn't seem to be getting in too much trouble.
Gaster: rubs his forehead, right as the snow halation bit hits.
: anonymous [Cowboy kid] is now anonymoose [Cowboy kid].
Fanta: flops back over
Gaster: walks over to her. "How are you feeling?"
Frisk: ((motherfucking
Frisk: ((cowboy kid
Fanta: "I feel drunk"
Frisk: ((has returned
Frisk: (([I]yee haw[/i]
Fanta: "Annnd thats good"
Cowboy kid: ((yee haw
Gaster: nods. "Okay. Do you want to do something else?"
Frisk: ((yee hawwy haw
Fanta: "Naaah"
Frisk: ((basically nothing much is going on rn
DamnDude: (( Well BGO chat has devolved to constant porn posting apparently. ))
Gaster: ((oh
Cowboy kid: ((bgo?
DamnDude: (( At least for right now ))
DamnDude: (( Board Game Online ))
Frisk: ((Big Giant Organ
Cowboy kid: ((k
Gaster: ((bad grand overlord
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Frisk: ((Bad GRANDDAD Overlord
MettatonSEX: ((big
MettatonSEX: ((meaty
MettatonSEX: ((CLAWS
Gaster: I think I should at least get you a glass of water. Is that okay?
Fanta: "Suure"
Gaster: gets up and gets her a glass of water.
Fanta: drinks it, spilling some, but she gets most of it
Gaster: Theeere you go.
Gaster: This will help you tomorrow morning.
Frisk: ((Fanta dies
Fanta: "Ah shit imma be hungover"
Gaster: Yeah, but drinking water helps you.
Cowboy kid: ((everybody dies in the long run
Frisk: ((except for metta and gaster
Frisk: ((and hella
Frisk: ((and corsiva
Frisk: ((and glamor
MettatonSEX: ((and vaati probably
Frisk: ((they're fucking immortal
Frisk: ((yeah true
MettatonSEX: ((unless his hat breaks
MettatonSEX: ((like, it's what's keeping him alive and has become a part of him
Frisk: ((Vaati: This fucking hat is my life
Gaster: ((he hasn't had a haircut in millenia
Frisk: ((Metta: My fucking family is my life
Frisk: ((Glamor: My fucking edge is my life
Cowboy kid: ((it seems that all the cool kids these days are immortal
DamnDude: (( So there's the people who are just immune to death, those who are theoretically immortal, those who refuse to die, and those who die for story reasons ))
Frisk: ((Not really
DamnDude: (( No one ever dies of cancer ))
MettatonSEX: ((his last haircut was 10002 years ago
Frisk: ((My Frisk will probably die one day
Frisk: ((Unless Metta finds like
Frisk: ((A robot body
Frisk: ((#It'sHipToBeImmortal
Gaster: ((and even then she might refuse
Emb: ((back
Emb: ((YAY CK
Cowboy kid: ((ayy
Cowboy kid: ((lmao
Frisk: ((Metta: No, Frisk! I don't want you to die!))
Fanta: is in kawaii gote's lap
Gaster: ((wb tri
Frisk: ((Frisk: It's too fucking late
Emb: ((ty
Cowboy kid: ((i beat you to the meme
Frisk: ((Gaster: Fuck
MettatonSEX: is sleeping on Hellaton.
Frisk: ((Glamor: I'm okay with this
Emb: ((i wasn't going to meme tho
Emb: ((why the fuck are there beetles everywhere
Frisk: ((Hella: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O OO O O O O OO O O O O,O,O OO O O. OO. OO. O O O O O. O O O O O OO O O O O OO. O
Gaster: ((they just want to play you music tri
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Emb: ((but
Emb: ((they're all dead :(
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Emb: ((i sometimes find them on the floor struggling
Emb: ((i feel 10% bad for them and 90% annoyed that they exist
DamnDude: (( Just like the real beatles ))
MettatonSEX: ((take them out of their misery.
Emb: ((i would but
Emb: ((they're dead now so
MettatonSEX: ((crush them to make sure
Emb: ((besides their misery is just not knowing how the fuck to stand up for 2 seconds
Emb: ((they fall on their backs, struggle, and die
Emb: ((1/10 times they get back up, which is why i leave them
Emb: ((it's a test
MettatonSEX: ((hm
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Cowboy kid: ((on one hand you are letting 10% of beetles live
Cowboy kid: ((on the other hand there are dead beatles everywhere
Emb: ((there would be dead beetles everywhere either way
Gaster: looks at Mettaton, and feels a little sleepy himself...
Emb: ((oh also, dd, we were tied with gaston but now they're 5 points ahead
Frisk: ((DD: Fuck
DamnDude: (( I know ))
Emb: ((oh okay
Frisk: ((DD: We can only do one thing
Frisk: ((DD: -throws master roshi into the bar-
Frisk: ((DD: Work your magic.
Emb: ((wowie
Frisk: ((Tri: are you fucking kidding me--
Gaster: starts to drift off...
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Frisk: ((Master Roshi gets DD and Tri 4000000000 points
Frisk: ((RIP Prank War
Emb: ((yay
Hellaton: -He wakes up.-
Emb: ((that wouldn't happen though
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Hellaton: ...Oh....
Emb: ((but.
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Emb: ((i have something.
Frisk: "It's actually quiet in here for once."
Frisk: "It's kind of weird."
Fanta: ((Are u bak
Hellaton: nods.
: ((Yeah))
Fanta: this is what potion did
Fanta: Hywel looks like he's from a goddamn anime, a black outline around him and all, in a schoolgirl uniform. When he speaks he speaks in japanese with subtitles magically appearing below him, his voice is Kana Hanazawa.
Hywel: "Fanta what the fuck."
Emb: - holy shit -
Hywel: "..."/
Fanta: laughs
Hywel: "I can't fucking understand myself."
Gaster: is now sleep.
Hywel: "Fanta."
Fanta: "You have subtitles"
Emb: is sitting in the corner, looking at the ceiling.
Hellaton: decides it'd be best to take his loves home.
Hywel: "What am I wearing Fanta.@
Hywel: "Fanta why."
Hellaton: liiifts his fiancés and carries them home, to bed.
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].
Fanta: "An adorable schoolgirl outfit Hywel-Kun"
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Vaati: wakes the fuck up.
Fellby: wanders in.
Hywel: "Werez the reversal."
Hywel: "Fucking."
Vaati: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg yes he's wearing this
Fanta: it's a decent sized crack, when you gore a guy and he throws you off it's bound to happen
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Hywel: "...She shouldn't get into fights."
Jäger Leyline: she needed to blow off steam. she likely felt helpless about what happen
Hywel: "...I mean, she can get hurt."
Hywel: "I can't let her get into fights, cause one day she might not win."
Jäger Leyline: she knows how to fight and its not like its becoming a habit
Hywel: "I know, but I don't want it to become a habit."
Hywel: "Nor do I want her taking a chance like that."
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Jäger Leyline: doubt thatll happen
Hywel: "...Okay."
Jäger Leyline: besides youre just afraid she'll kick your aas
Hywel: "No, I'm afraid that she can get hurt. I'm not joking, jäger."
Hywel: "Whether or not she can beat me isn't the issue. We're not the ones getting into a fight. It's ither people, sketchy people who we don't even know."
Jäger Leyline: Dude Im the one who took her to the fight. I know she wont make a habit of it
Hywel: "...Don't take her again, please. Even if you're sure she won't make a habit of it."
Jäger Leyline: besides what you should be worried about is that desire for revenge. Thats a whole lot worse
Hywel: "I know, I know that already. But that still doesn't change what I said."
Jäger Leyline: what if she wants to though?
Hywel: "It's too dangerous... Tell she to find some organized event or something. We wrestled once, we can do that again. I'm not sending her to an illegal fighting ring, with people who we don't know."
Hywel: "If she even asks."
Jäger Leyline: Dude Im the reigning champ in ths ring
Hywel: "And how does that make it any less illegal."
Hywel: "Is that legal there?"
Jäger Leyline: yep
Hywel: "...I still don't want her to do it."
Hywel: "Look, we can find some other thing for her to do, if she even wants to do that."
Jäger Leyline: like what Yoga?
Hywel: "I don't know. Not fist fights."
Hywel: "Or fights where she can some how damage her horns..."
Jäger Leyline: theyre just horns. hell mine are are scratched up
Hywel: "Jäger. Her horn is cracked, I don't want her fighting."
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Jäger Leyline: she'll be fine
Hywel: "Jäger."
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Hywel: "I do not want her fighting."
Jäger Leyline: shes what? 18000?
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Hywel: "She spent 18000 years in a god's body."
Hywel: "She has actual problems now."
Jäger Leyline: well then I suggest you find some way to ensure she doesnt start cuz snuggling aint going to do that
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Jäger Leyline: besides sometimes you dont get what you want. Really wonnt be able to stop her if she really wants
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Corsiva: is now back in the bar.
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Frisk: * She is also back in the bar.
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Frisk: [So, Frisky is Useless Freeroam was neat]
Frisk: [But damn]
Frisk: [You all got so many fucking fire types]
Corsiva: [I literally have one]
Frisk: [True]
Frisk: [But for some reason]
Frisk: [The generator likes fire types]
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Frisk: [I'm just glad I got my fucking Pikachu]
Frisk: [So I can get Raichu]
Frisk: [Same with Squirtle, motherfucking Mega Blastoise]
Frisk: [So I'm not angry about getting literally nothing]
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Frisk: [A little peeved about no battles though]
Frisk: [Especially when there were battles yesterday]
Frisk: [In a freeroam]
Corsiva: [Huh.]
Corsiva: [I mean if you really want to fight that badly]
Corsiva: [I'm on showdown rn]
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Frisk: [Well I'm not wanting to fight THAT badly but we can if you want]
Frisk: ((The one who pisses them off the most gets fucking destroyed
: ((Welp, I see this is where Prinny dies))
Hellaton: sits next to his friend. "...You knnnnow... I nenever thought we wouuuld ever be frfriends. But Iii'm glglad we are.
Frisk: ((Nah, Prinny won't die
Frisk: ((Hoopa wouldn't kill him
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Fellby: You know, I didn't think we would be either.
Frisk: ((Basically if you piss off Hoopa))
Frisk: ((You can fight him))
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Frisk: ((In good fun
Fellby: ((a supportive mom and her child http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/e/e3/115Kangaskhan-Mega.png/150px-115Kangaskhan-Mega.png
: ((Prinny Dance))
: ((Prinny Dance))
: ((Prinny Dance))
Frisk: ((Hoopa will go first
Nance: ((My god I just had the worst pkmn team idea))
Frisk: ((What?
Frisk: ((A team filled with Stunfisks?
Nance: ((Six empoleons all named "noot"
Fellby: ((brb
Frisk: ((Hah
Nance: (([Empoleon's the one that's the fucking metal penguin]
Frisk: ((I know
Frisk: ((I've played almost all the games
Nance: (([[I was letting people know who didn't know Frisky]]
Hellaton: ...To be cocompleteltely honnnest... you trtreated me the bessst out of eveveryone there.
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Hellaton: ((N O O T N O O T
Frisk: (([Well, true]
: ((Nance, do you want to get into the pokemon stuff?))
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Nance: ((Eh, I'm still undecided on that
Fellby: Yeah... I did my best to do right by my workers.
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Fellby: Too many people snuck fire blankets into my room.
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Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((I have an Empoleon in one of Laharl's Pokémon arcs which is currently under hiatus
Frisk: ((It's named Amaria))
: ((It's on hiatus while I wait for ep 16 of the game to be released))
Hellaton: Onne of ththose was aaactually me. Iii'm sosorry. I... ththere was a tiiime, fofour years ago, whhhere Iii tried to kill evvvveryone ththere. Obvvviously it fafailed, but stttill.
Frisk: ((For right now, we have Bravoh
Frisk: ((Basically
Frisk: ((It's kinda
Hellaton: ((bravoman makes a cameo in bravoh
Fellby: I... it's okay, man. I just learned to sleep without sheets for a long while.
Frisk: ((A mix of Pokémon contests and competitive battling
Frisk: ((Sorta
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Not really
Hellaton: I seset things on fifire.
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Frisk: ((Basically you can win fights in two ways, winning the damn fight or gaining Gangnam Style Points
Fellby: nods. "You do realize I wouldn't burn, right?"
Frisk: ((Its actual name is style points))
Fellby: ((if you want gangam style points you better be op
Hellaton: Yeah, ththat's why Iii put ththe fire blannnnket there.
Frisk: ((yep
Hellaton: ((OP OP OP OP OP
Hellaton: .....Iiit's onone of the things Iii regreret most.
Frisk: ((And to get style points you can use STAB moves which increase the number of points you get and you can do shit as a trainer on stage to get more
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Fellby: smirks. "At that point I was practically sleeping in a little fireplace. The bed was only for... well, you know."
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Frisk: ((Laharl: I broke my teeth while eating cinnamon crunch!
Hellaton: sighs.
Frisk: ((CTC uses Harden!
Frisk: ((Laharl uses Bite!
Frisk: ((Laharl takes recoil damage!
Fellby: ... I'm glad we got you out.
Frisk: ((Laharl is badly bleeding!
Frisk: ((Laharl blacks out!
Hellaton: Iii am too.
Fellby: takes a sip of his drink.
Hellaton: ....I... heheard there wawas a fairly new poliiicy seset up to ban allll abuse, aafter we... tooook care of hihim. I jujust heard it arrround, and hohonestly? Ththat means a lolot, even thhhough I'm not there.
Fellby: Yeah, and we let a lot of people go home. I personally escorted a few out.
Hellaton: You knnnow, eveven though it maakes me uncomfortable by eeeeeeexisting, I appreciate whwhat you've donone.
: ((I've fucking ruined this RP))
: ((Someone opened up a daycare character))
Fellby: ((uhoh
: ((So I had my character bring in a Skitty and a Wailord))
Hellaton: ((oh dear
Fellby: ((UH OH
Frisk: ((HAH
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Hellaton: ((fun fact: skailord, the unofficial offspring of skitty and wailord, was the mascot of a group i was in back on tinierme
Frisk: ((Oh my fuck.
Apollo: (( k
: ((TIL theres a surprising number of Skailord porn))
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Hellaton: ((there is
Hellaton: ((ngl, i have an oc couple based off skailord
Fellby: simply smiles, raising his glass. "Well, it's the least I could do."
Nance: ((10YAIL there's a lot of porn in general))
Frisk: ((This is the true ending of PMD - http://67.media.tumblr.com/4e1ef7f27551336f20a822fb815029a5/tumblr_o4x2vlplwn1r09ti1o1_500.jpg
Hellaton: Yyyou're a grgreat perssson, Fellby.
Hellaton: ((omg
Nance: ((Hoopa can't handle the feels))
Fellby: flares up a little. "Heh, you think so?"
Frisk: ((Just like how Nance can't handle the amount of times she has to fix the house because of Maxie's bubbles
Hellaton: Well, yeah. Yyou care ababout others, youuuu're not a jerrk, you're gegenerally niiice...
Nance: ((Nance is pretty damn patient, I don't know what you're talking about
Frisk: ((True.
Frisk: ((Maxie: -accidentally burns the house down-
Frisk: ((Nance: I'm fine with this.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Nance, what the fuck
Frisk: ((Nance: Frisk, you aren't patient like I am.
Fellby: ((nance: this is fine
Frisk: ((Frisk: THAT'S OUR HOUSE
Nance: ((Nance: Maxie, you ARE grounded, though.
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Nance: ((Maxie: I'm fine with this, I guess
Fellby: smirks, taking another sip from his bottle. "You and I... we're some of the best things that came out of Underfell timelines, huh?"
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Frisk: ((Grayton: -casually reading newspaper right in front of the burning house-
Hellaton: Yyeah...
: ((Reminder Frisk can literally bring a fucking reshiram to her house now))
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Fellby: ((oh shit
Nance: ((Nance: I feel I shouldn't have to remind you, Frisky, but I'm your wife, not that Reshiram.))
Apollo: (( oshit
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Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Frisk: I'm literally the Champion of Reborn right now
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know you're my wife but
Frisk: ((Frisk: I have Pokémon now
Frisk: ((Frisk: My childhood is complete
Nance: ((Nance: But the point I'm trying to make is that that Reshiram is not your wife))
: (("Weeeeelll Jiga is male so technicalll-"))
: ((*SHot*))
Hellaton: Hohonestly, I fffeel like I've dodone more bad ththings than you. Aat least on pupirpose.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Weeelll, he's a guy
Frisk: ((Frisk: And I'm not a furry.))
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Nance: ((Nance: Oh then that's okay I suppose))
Hellaton: ((nance: debatable
Fellby: Oh please, I've fucked people over for the hell of it.
Hellaton: Iii attempted mumurder.
Frisk: ((Frisk: I also have a Zekrom and I have Kyurem.
Fellby: I've committed murder.
Frisk: ((Frisk: And I have three shinies.))
Hellaton: Seself defennse doesn't count.
Fellby: ... It wasn't.
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Frisk: I also got a Pikachu yesterday.))
Fellby: But it's in the past, I guess.
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Frisk: ((Frisk: And Squirtle.))
Hellaton: .....
Frisk: ((Nance: This is too much.))
Nance: ((Nance: Okay clearly we've lost the point of where we were going with this
Fellby: ... You don't wanna ask.
Hellaton: Stttill, you're bebetter than the rerest of your tiiimeline.
Hellaton: I hope.
Fellby: ((nance: how the hell did you get so good at pokemon go
Frisk: ((Nance: Look, I am your wife, just don't love your Pokémon more than you love me))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Affirmative.))
Nance: ((Nance: I thought this was about the house burning down and now you're telling me there are these creatures that hang around in some balls by your waist))
Nance: ((Nance: I'm not sure what to believe anymore))
Hellaton: ((frisk: i cant do that nance i can only get sylveon with affection
Nance: ((Nance: JFC THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT))a
Frisk: ((Frisk: -sends out Reshiram and Zekrom-))
Frisk: ((Jiga: FUCK OFF, THOR
Frisk: ((Thor: NO))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Whoops.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: -returns them-))
Frisk: ((Frisk: -sends out Pikachu-
Frisk: ((Grayton: -looks up at the Pikachu- Huh? Can I pet it?))
Nance: ((Inb4 Maxie just happens to have Mega Rayquaza for no good reason))
: ((Azzy had one iirc))
Hellaton: ((wait. maxie.
Frisk: ((Maxie is Frisk's daughter--
Frisk: ((WAIT
: ((Maxie enters the pokemon timelines))
Hellaton: ((maxie becomes the leader of team magma
Frisk: ((A SECOND
: ((Gets confused for the leader of Magma))
: ((Dethrones Magma by existing))
Frisk: ((YES
Hellaton: ((maxie gets groudon
: ((Rides Groudon across the Frisk and Nance household))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Basically, I'm the Champion of one region and I'm facing against the gym leaders of another one with my little sister, a racist old man, a girl with an umbrella, and Vaati.))
Fellby: ((maxie: you know what? i'm okay with this
Frisk: ((Nance: I can't even.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Now you know the gist of it.))
Hellaton: ((alt descriptions for vaati: a wind mage/a man from a video game/a guy who looks like a huge purple alien/that guy who was trapped in a sword
Frisk: ((Nance: I don't understand a single word you just said.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Yeah. I understand.))
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: takes a sip of his non fizzy drink.
Hellaton: .....
Fellby: ((alt descriptions for fellby: underfell grillby
Fellby: How is it?
Hellaton: Iit's good.
Frisk: ((Nance: Are you even a scientist anymore?
Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((Frisk Yes, yes I am.))
Nance: ((Inb4 at the age of 5 or so Maxie manages to become champion in 4 of the 6 regions in little under a week and makes more than Frisk and Nance do per year. And she doesn't even know what she did.))
Frisk: ((Frisk:*
Fellby: ((help i can't stop listening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDGFrP4NgI
Frisk: ((inb4 Maxie gets kidnapped and murdered by Team Rocket
Hellaton: Hahave I ever totold you the worrrst ththing about my olold body?
Frisk: ((Frisk: Fuck
Fellby: What was it?
Frisk: ((Nance: .. Back to the adoption center we go!))
Nance: ((I dunno, think about how powerful those goddamn bubbles are))
Hellaton: It hahad a remote connnntrol.
Frisk: ((True
Fellby: ... Oh no.
Hellaton: Yeah.
Frisk: ((Maxie uses Bubble Beam!))
Fellby: ((corsi's gonna be making bank in bravo
Frisk: ((Frisk: Oh, and I'm probably going to get famous in another timeline
Hellaton: You... sesee whhhat didirection that wewent. And, mimind you, thhhis wawas before he came alllong.
Frisk: ((Nance: Frisk. You were famous right when you brought the Monsters to the city.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know.
Fellby: Gah...
Frisk: ((Nance: Then you became ambassador.
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know.
Frisk: ((Nance: Then you became a scientist.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know.
Frisk: ((Nance: Then you marry me.))
Fellby: You know what my dad used to do? When I was a kid?
Hellaton: laughs. "I'm glglad I'm ouuut of that ththing."
Frisk: ((Frisk: I know.))
Hellaton: ...Whhat?
Frisk: ((Nance: Then we have two kids.
Frisk: ((Frisk: Yeah.))
: (("Give me cummies, thats what he used to do."))
Frisk: ((Nance: Then you become a Pokémon master.))
Fellby: He'd hold me over a bucket of water.
Hellaton: ((hella leaves
Frisk: ((Frisk: Yep!
Hellaton: Oh.
Frisk: ((Nance: ... My head hurts.
Hellaton: Ththat's brutalll.
Fellby: It was always for the slightest thing too. A dish put out of place, the TV on too late...
Hellaton: Wwow.
: ((I've actually hacked quite a few things in Disgaea for the classes))
: ((Namely, Sea Queen is a class exlusive to Rainier, but I figured Chime needs something better than Sea Angel))
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: I decided that I'd get out on my own.
Fellby: If he caught me, and killed me... well, at the very least, I saw outside of the house.
Hellaton: Iii'm glad he dididn't.
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Frisk: ((Laharl: I'm gonna make you fuck over every single Pokémon region))
Frisk: ((Frisky: wow ok
Frisk: ((MV: yes, fuck over everything -cackles-))
Frisk: ((Chime: why
Fellby: ... I want to say food wasn't an issue for me, but...
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Frisk: ((Laharl: Why, you ask? We all know I feed off of your entertainment!))
Hellaton: Oh, rriright, you nnneed ththat.
Frisk: ((Laharl: Therefore I will become a god after this!))
Fellby: We can pretty much eat anything that's burnable, but getting my hands on it was another matter.
Frisk: ((Frisky: Ohhh nooooooo
Hellaton: Yeyeah.
: ((I will admit))
: ((I get satisfaction from seeing your reactions to shit))
: ((Nothing better than getting a good reaction from a joke you've been planning for two days))
Frisk: ((I bet you do
Hellaton: ((ikr
Fellby: ((it is a lot of fun
Frisk: ((Laharl: I never get satisfaction from your reactions, Frisky. That's because everybody wants to fucking kill you.))
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Frisky: I know!))
: ((Namely, Jamiroquai and the Lucky Star Grunts were the big ones))
Frisk: ((Laharl: Basically, you're even bigger of an asshole than an asshole.))
Hellaton: Iit's ninice to hahave friiiends.
Fellby: It is.
Hellaton: ((the lucky star grunts were great
Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((yeah
Fellby: ((Jamiroquai was wonderful.
Frisk: ((Motherfucking Jamiroquai though
Frisk: ((Wonderful
Frisk: ((Oh yeah
Frisk: ((And
Frisk: ((Master Roshi
Frisk: ((One of my favorite characters now
: ((Thats all DD))
: ((I just set the stage for a joke or two))
Fellby: ((sadako's gonna come out singing "bust your kneecaps" at this rate, jesus christ
: ((And DD sells that shit))
Hellaton: Hhah... do yoyou ever... thiink about ththe friends you've lolost, not becccause of them beiiing bad, but bebecause of othhher rereasons?
Frisk: ((I know
Frisk: ((But DD though
Fellby: ...
Frisk: ((Yes.
Frisk: ((All of my yeses.
Fellby: shudders.
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: Yeah, I do.
: (("I'm coming!" Roshi arrives "I came."
Hellaton: Iii do too.
Hellaton: Ggggood to knknow I'm not allllone.
Hellaton: Sssorry...
Fellby: ((good charlotte's got a new album coming out?
Frisk: ((Also I'm not fighting Sadako first this time
Frisk: ((Hell no
: ((The Ghost/Psychic gym is Jazz))
Hellaton: ((im gonna have fun with sherry noble if she ever appears
Frisk: ((Send in Master Roshi first
Frisk: ((Master Roshi needs to fight Sadako first
: ((Don't worry MV, theres going to be contests soon))
Frisk: ((Calling it
Hellaton: ((nice
Hellaton: ((ive gotta make a team for her
Hellaton: ((and yes, shes got features of a dragalge, like spikes on her back and a tail
Frisk: ((By the way Laharl I was going to name Pikachu Laharl but I went for Krichevskoy instead
Frisk: ((Because I'm not giving a motherfucking Pikachu
Frisk: ((Your dirty ass name
Hoopa W.: (("Shots fired!"))
Hellaton: ((and out of drag, hy is just a chill dude with a passion for costumes
: ((And you wonder why the Kunoichi in the cameos was names Whisky instead of Frisky now))
Hellaton: ((crime
Frisk: ((I never wondered that
: fuck
Frisk: ((I figured it was because you hated my first name and I rolled with it
Frisk: ((Also it should of been Whiskey or Whisking
Fellby: ((what kind of a shitty outfit is this http://orig06.deviantart.net/a6a4/f/2007/167/f/e/ilona_the_hedgehog__request_by_chime_fawler.png
: ((WHAT IS UP FELLOW KIDS))
: Vivien the Hedgehog [Vivien] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Fellby: pokes his head back in. "Are they gone?"
Hellaton: Yyes.
: The TV is still playing DIsgaea action sequences
Fellby: Good.
Fellby: You never know with the hedgehogs...
Star Chara: -Why the hell did this happen. As usual, my eyes are red. There's nothing different about that. However, I seem to be a bluish hedgehog. No, not that one. A different one, wearing a delta-rune dress. Did I have any abilities worth mentioning? Hell if I know. I wasn't about to find out. Anyways, I leave. I'm not about to bring any attention to myself while I'm looking like... THIS.-
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God: ((lolno
Hellaton: ...
God: God walks into the bar.
: https://66.media.tumblr.com/c6e2f85d260ac2d4dc64e58cc21fcf91/tumblr_ni7jhvRLdW1sd517lo1_400.gif Like this, it's playing things like this.
God: "Hello, my prophets!"
Hellaton: ....
Fellby: ...
God: "I have come to cleanse your sins!"
Fellby: I figured you'd want nothing to do - oh that's why you're here.
Fanta: ((Naegi is forced to face the ultimate death game, where it's kill or be killed
Jiga: ((When she isn't talked to
Fanta: ((Oboi
Emb: ((mostly bc that's how i am irl
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, if you have a character thw WOULDN'T talk to people, that makes things hard))
Jiga: ((^
Fanta: ((^
Emb: ((only reason my characters don't talk is because i don't talk
Fanta: ((Shade was hard as FUCK
CryingEevee OOC: ((see kidgue))
Fanta: ((Because Shade literally has no willpower
Jiga: ((Then try talking to other people
Emb: ((alright
Jiga: ((Literally all of my characters have started conversations many times
Fanta: ((Sorry for leaving so suddenly yesterday
Emb: ((it's k
Jiga: ((If you have a character that never does shit except for in arcs and never talks to people it's never fun to roleplay outside of arcs, where all the action happens))
Fanta: ((Episode one is on kissanime and nothing else
Jiga: ((It becomes a cycle of waiting for arcs))
Emb: ((i find arcs being the places where the action does happen though
Emb: ((and when it's here, emb does join in, 9/10 times
Emb: ((she just doesn't do anything when things aren't happening, and that's what i want to fix
Emb: ((about myself of course, since that would work its way into here too
Jiga: ((Then don't let Emb be you))
Jiga: ((Try to get more confident irl))
Jiga: ((Win win situation))
Emb: ((yeah
Fanta: ((Ok who put superpowers in my danganronpa
Emb: ((wowie
Fanta: ((There's some geass ass shit in here at minute 2
Fanta: ((Seeing mikan syringe a guy in the eye was cool tho
Emb: ((...ow
CryingEevee OOC: ((just gonna throw out a hypothetical question here, if MV permanently left CaU would we still have rule 2 as a rule?))
Emb: ((probably
Fanta: ((WHY WONT IT FUCKING PLAY
Emb: ((rip
Jiga: ((Maybe.
Jiga: ((Also I highly doubt MV would ever leave
Emb: ((it's hypothetical though so
Jiga: ((True but
Jiga: ((It's next to impossible for them to leave
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's not the point though))
Jiga: ((I get that!
Jiga: ((I do.
Jiga: ((I'm just saying.))
Fanta: ((What makes you think MV isn't the only one uncomfortable with it
Fanta: ((*is
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, mv is the only one anyone mentions))
Emb: ((why is everyone getting worked up over a hypothetical question
CryingEevee OOC: ((because of their violent reaction to it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know if anyone else has any such reaction))
Emb: ((to be honest though, rule 2 is just not a good thing to talk about in general
CryingEevee OOC: ((it isn't, but it's such an easy thing to accidently break))
CryingEevee OOC: ((just one word))
Emb: ((it's a word that's fairly easy to catch
Emb: ((once it happens once we haven't really done it ever again
Emb: ((bc we learn to catch it, or just not use it
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, then there's also the 3 words that also break it))
Emb: ((wut
Emb: ((well there's many mixtures of words but
Emb: ((they bring across the same point so just don't bring across that point basically
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, it's such an easy thing to make that mistake, say you fall off a cliff by accident in a platform game.))
Emb: ((well
CryingEevee OOC: ((or, if you do it on purpose to regain health or such))
Emb: ((if it's not worded poorly then it's fine
Fanta: ((Boy I've ranted about cliffs in LISA about 30 times on here and not been yelled at once
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, if it's about things carrying the same meaning, wouldn't saying something breaks rule 2 be breaking rule 2?))
Emb: ((evidently not
Fanta: ((Ok
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the exact same thing. it's just a "safe" way to say it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but i'm just going down the rabbit hole it seems))
Jiga: ((CE: While I meditated I came up with this shit.))
Emb: ((i assume it comes across as "this is bad" rather than "this is rule 2"
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's like saying "the N word" to substitute the actual word))
Fanta: ((MV has a trigger to the word, not so much the idea of it
Fanta: ((That's why saying 'this has r2' is ok
Fanta: ((I don't understand it, but that's how it works I've found
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i was scolded on saying something that carries the meaning but doesn't use the word before. but MV wasn't there at that moment.))
Jiga: ((I feel like MV has done some things or heard some things to the point where they can get anxiety attacks from looking at that word))
Fanta: ((Idk
Emb: ((there's safely carrying the meaning and there's unsafely carrying the meaning
Jiga: ((Basically it's serious))
Emb: (("this is rule 2" is safely carrying the meaning
Emb: ((many other things are unsafely carrying the meaning
Jiga: ((Case: Ultima
Emb: ((ultima's a dick
Jiga: ((Ultima has stated [REDACTED] herself during the court case
Jiga: ((Got yelled at for Rule 2
Jiga: ((Banned
CryingEevee OOC: ((i would love to test the limits on this if it didn't have the risks it did.))
Jiga: ((Basically
CryingEevee OOC: ((just so i would know the boundaries))
Emb: ((the limit is, if it carries the meaning heavily and it's not simply "this is rule 2" it's probably bad
Jiga: ((Yeah
Fanta: ((I've implied it before, and gotten away with that
Emb: ((falling off a cliff accidentally in a game isn't carrying the meaning because it's soft
Fanta: ((MV has said that's ok
Fanta: ((If it's vague
CryingEevee OOC: ((if it's just the word then... can i pm someone? just in case it DOES break rule 2?))
Emb: ((if it's [i]that word[/i] then it is DEFINITELY rule 2
Fanta: ((PM me, i'm the highest mod here
Jiga: ((For some reason I think MV should be a mod but they aren't one yet
Emb: ((i'm pretty sure about everyone in cau could be a mod
Jiga: ((Hell no))
Jiga: ((I wouldn't))
Emb: ((you wouldn't?
Jiga: ((I don't want to be a mod))
Emb: ((oh okay
Jiga: ((I'm fine with being a normal user))
Emb: ((but i mean, if you WERE a mod, would you be good at it
Jiga: ((I'm sure I would be good at it because I can be serious when I need to be and I'm fairly reasonable imo))
Jiga: ((tri: you're not reasonable
Jiga: ((me: yeah ik
Emb: ((you're reasonable when you're not worked up
Emb: ((bbbuuuuut that mostly applies to everyone so it's k
Jiga: ((Look, it takes a lot for me to get worked up 'cause I'm almost never serious))
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, now that that's finally answered))
Jiga: ((It rarely happens))
Jiga: ((But uh))
Jiga: ((... Yeah.))
Jiga: ((Anyways.
Emb: ((it's fine
Fanta: ((HOW THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO ONLY LOADED ONE MINUTE
Emb: ((jfc
: Whisky Whiskington [Jiga] is now Whisky Whiskington [Killer Keemstar].
Fanta: ((Oh boy RIP MV ever watching the danagnronpa anime
Killer Keemstar: * The TV flicks on.
Emb: ((oh wow
Emb: wakes up and stretches.
Killer Keemstar: "LET'S GET ROOOOIIIGHT INTO THE NEEEEEEEEEWWWWSSSSSSSSSS"
Emb: Woah, what? ...Also when was the TV fixed?
Emb: sits on the couch and watches the news.
Killer Keemstar: "BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA" This is boring.
Jiga: * Jiga uses V-create!
Killer Keemstar: * Keemstar is burned!
Killer Keemstar: * Keemstar burns to death!
Emb: - i thought only victini knew that -
Emb: I'm not sure this is safe for TV.
Killer Keemstar: - Jiga does -
Emb: - neat -
Killer Keemstar: - Wait, Tri, can I test Jiga on you in Showdown -
Killer Keemstar: - I want to see if I got everything right -
Emb: - sure -
Killer Keemstar: - First of all, get on -
Emb: - am now on -
: Whisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Fanta: ((WE HAVE A GUY WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE BAST GIRL
Fanta: ((*BEST
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Killer Keemstar: -Tri, I just fixed Jiga-
Killer Keemstar: -want one more rematch to see what they can do-
Emb: - alright -
Killer Keemstar: - Sent-
Fanta: ((That was badess
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have obtained a curved yellow fruit))
Killer Keemstar: ((Tri, Jiga would never of fainted if Eevee didn't use Protect, which is why I both love and hate Eevee
Emb: ((i love eevee
Killer Keemstar: ((Damn you, Toxic
Emb: ((eevee can live? toxic, wish, protect, hyper voice
Killer Keemstar: ((Still fucking sweeped your team
Emb: ((eevee can't live long? toxic, protect
Emb: ((eevee can't live at all? well fuck
CryingEevee OOC: ((i said this before, but i actually started to associate the word eevee with myself, so it's REALLY weird to see it just referring to an eevee and not me.))
Fanta: ((Pinking shears or my little unicorn
CryingEevee OOC: ((shears))
Emb: (("i love eevee"
Emb: ((shears
Fanta: ((K
Emb: ((use shears on every boss = gg ez
CryingEevee OOC: ((the shears are amazing against bosses))
CryingEevee OOC: ((especially if you get the battery for two uses AND get lucky while you have charged baby))
Emb: ((and blood rights
Emb: ((wait no
Emb: ((habit
Emb: ((and sharp plug
Fanta: ((I have Technology which I love and hate
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, just all the uses))
Emb: ((i hate all the techs
CryingEevee OOC: ((tech is best if you have homing))
Emb: ((mostly tech itself
Killer Keemstar: ((I like technology))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i like tech.5))
Killer Keemstar: ((Yes, I'm a nerd))
Emb: ((i hate tech, i don't like tech 2.0, i don't mind tech .5
CryingEevee OOC: ((i REALLY like tech X though))
Emb: ((yeah
CryingEevee OOC: ((wouldn't take it over brimstone, but it's still great))
Emb: (([s]i'd take both[/s]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know which overrides which))
Emb: ((they go together
CryingEevee OOC: ((they do?))
Emb: ((tech x and brim makes brim rings
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((never encountered those in the same run i guess))
Emb: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((is it a good synergy?))
Emb: ((yes
Emb: ((basically a very large damage up
Emb: ((plus the tech x mechanics
CryingEevee OOC: ((speaking of synergies, i think i got brimstone plus mom's knife and it looking cool, but not being that good))
Emb: ((it makes me sad seeing that
Emb: ((it looks so powerful but in reality it's really weak
CryingEevee OOC: ((you'd think the knife storm would do the normal knife damage))
Emb: ((yeah
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CryingEevee OOC: ((also i did what should never be done. i combined mods in isaac))
Emb: ((what happened
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, now it's god mode but with an undertale coat of paint. i don't even want to see how glitched the final bosses will be. considering how changed god mode makes them))
Emb: ((oh wow
Emb: ((i assume it'd just crash
CryingEevee OOC: ((it'd prolly just be a mess of sprites))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you couldn't tell where the boss is in the slightest))
Emb: ((are you saying this from experience or have you yet to see it
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have yet to see it, but i have a decent grasp on isaac modding, and i can tell it won't be pretty to say the least))
Emb: ((ah okay
CryingEevee OOC: ((er wait))
CryingEevee OOC: ((nevermind, godmode has it's own folder for boss sprites... although there's still no telling what could happen))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should get on that))
Emb: ((alright
CryingEevee OOC: ((well i encountered a room that probably shouldn't be in basement))
Emb: ((what is it
Fanta: ((Azzy is cheering up a bit
Emb: ((that's great
CryingEevee OOC: ((the room had brimstone turrets. and i've never seen that in basement in godmode))
Emb: ((oh wow
CryingEevee OOC: ((i found chaos card on first floor))
Emb: ((seems legit
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i'm pretty sure isaac is collapsing on ittself))
: Whisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have 3 knives right now, mom's knife, the orbital dagger, and the chaos card, which in the binding of undertale is mad dummy's knife))
Emb: ((wowie
Emb: ((sounds like a won run
Emb: ((oohhhh frisky, you have contrary
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have 3 and a half soul hearts as chara/blue baby and i'm being offered the wafer for 3 soul hearts. should i take it?))
Emb: ((nah
Emb: ((i actually don't like wafer
CryingEevee OOC: ((it makes you only ever take half heart damage instead of full damage later on))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so it's only good))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no downsides))
Emb: ((i know but eh
Emb: ((it's good but overrated
Emb: ((people are like "oh jeez the wafer!? that's really good
Emb: (("
CryingEevee OOC: ((so is brimstone, but i still pick it up))
Emb: ((brimstone is more overrated but more good so that's fine
Emb: ((brb
CryingEevee OOC: ((SMB super fan))
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Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE&list=PLck4MZN57OavimdEOHyb5O-RXasrvYZmm This is my playlist on every isaac run now
CryingEevee OOC: ((run ended at womb 1 boss))
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: 11:11 [Apollo] is now DRAMAALERT NATION NOW AT 1.4 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!! [Apollo].
: DRAMAALERT NATION NOW AT 1.4 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!! [Apollo] is now rip netotiger [Apollo].
: rip netotiger [Apollo] is now bloolooboyle [Apollo].
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: ((hi bloopollo
DamnDude: (( hola ))
Barchar: (I'm probably not going to forget we're doing pmd today)
Barchar: (and unless my parents get really forceful about going out for pkg or something, I hopefully won't be interupted)
: ((ok cool
Barchar: (hopefully if they do i can just say that we've been doing that every night since it came out and I'd like to just do something different)
: ((it's quiet
: ((leeeet's see))
: ((i can rp an old character but everybody is fucking dead
: ((why is dead so popular in the fucking community
: ((like
: ((everybody is fucking dead
: ((right now
Frisky: ((i have no fucking idea
: ((no))
: ((stop that)
: ((be gone foul demon))
Frisky: ((geez, fine))
Frisky: ((i don't understand your hate towards me
: ((because you're an asshole
: ((now, shoo!
Frisky: ((okay
: ((hmmm))
Jiga: ((MY NAME IS MOTHERFUCKING JIGA
: ((i know that
: ((also ow
: ((my fucking eardrums
: ((what the hell?
Jiga: ((MORTAL, YOU HAVE TAMPERED WITH FATE FOR TOO LONG
: ((why
: ((like
: ((i can't even.
Jiga: ((YOU SHALL DIE!))
: ((i'm a roleplayer))
: ((you're a character))
: ((let's see how that goes
Ed: (( Let's make white/silver chat ))
: ((DD, Master of the Arts of Roshi))
Jiga: ((YOU, OTHER MORTAL, HELP ME BANISH THIS SHITLORD FROM THE PLANET.
: ((no!
: ((fuck off!
Jiga: ((NO!
: ((yes
Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( Why the hell would I help either of you? ))[/color]
Jiga: ((NO!
Jiga: ((DON'T YOU WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY
Ed: (( Maybe there's some cash involved? ))
Jiga: ((YOU CAN GET THE SATISFACTION OF KILLING AN ASSHOLE NOBODY LIKES
Apollo: (([br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E[br]E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E
Apollo: (( http://puu.sh/pZiI4/ff01dee917.png
: ((10/10
: bloolooboyle [Apollo] is now elgato gaming [Apollo].
: ((inb4 bloo becomes the el dorado
: elgato gaming [Apollo] is now MLG.tv [Apollo].
: ((Bloo: i am the MLG overlord
Apollo: (( certified vaporwave + MLG overlord
Sage: (Did one of you normal types mention a grey/silver chat)
Sage: (Not as in the pokemon type, as in...you know)
Ed: (( White/Silver, but close enough ))
Sage: (Well I'm silver anyway)
Sage: (not from silver, but i am silver)
Apollo: (( Time to motion track gifs from /r/WatchPeopleDie
Sage: (why)
Apollo: ((jk
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Fanta: ((Til there are shinies in pkgo
Apollo: (( really?
Apollo: (( wew lad
Fanta: ((Ye
CryingEevee OOC: (("The only thing I hate about Pokemon go is the smell of Cotten candy vape smoke..."))
: ((The only thing I hate about Pokémon GO is all the weed
Apollo: (( The only thing I hate about Pokemon go is how I get hit by cars every few blocks...
: Fanta's connection timed out.
: ((tfw the new pokémon are being sexualized - https://67.media.tumblr.com/02ab34c85d75058ea6f9fe157a6694f8/tumblr_oa2e3bbd2G1urm0mco1_400.png
Barchar: "I think anyone would be better than Axel."
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Barchar: "Hell, [i]I[/i] could do better than Axekl."
Barchar: "I won't. But I could."
Emb: ((axek
Emb: ((axe kek
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i wasn't paying attention, who's in the bar and what's going on?))
: Pleinair and Jiga are broadcasting Netherworld News.
Fellby: ((Everyone's just watching the news
Emb: is in the bar, and a Reshiram is being a newscaster.
: Because Usagi and Axel are gone and rip.
Emb: ((wait, when did usagi die though?
Jiga: "AXEL'S FAMILY HAS ALREADY MOVED ON FROM HIS.. UNFORTUNATE DEATH. IT SEEMS AS IF THEY NEVER CARED ABOUT HIM."
Emb: Very correct.
: ((He got laid off for comedy))
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Emb: ...Oh...everyone, I have something to say.
Jiga: ((AND NOW JIGA IS A NEWSCASTER
Jiga: ((Emb: wanna fuck
Emb: ((nononononononoononononono
CryingEevee OOC: ((emb has an announcement))
Emb: ((jesus
Jiga: ((Emb: ayyyy lmao
: "..."
Barchar: "Okay."
Emb: As you might all know, I basically have multiple empires looking for me.
Jiga: "WE ARE STILL HOLDING THE GIVEAWAY FOR THE GEO TRIANGLE."
Emb: I might have to leave at any time. So I wanted to give something away in memory of me.
: "..."
Emb: takes out a music box and puts it on the table.
: Fellby's connection timed out.
Emb: If...something happens to me, you can play this, to remember.
Jiga: "IF NONE OF YOU HAVE HEARD OF IT ALREADY, IT CAN DO NUMEROUS THINGS SUCH AS FILLING AN AREA WITH MAGIC AND IS CAPABLE OF KILLING ANYBODY WHO STEPS ON IT."
Emb: That's all.
Jiga: "IT WILL BE GIVEN TO A RANDOM TIMELINE SOONER OR LATER."
Emb: begins watching the TV again.
: Someone passes a slip of paper to Jiga.
: Guess which fucking timeline gets it.
: This shits rigged so hard
Emb: - OBVIOUSLY...grandad gets it -
Jiga: * The bar, right
Jiga: * Hah
Jiga: * Riggedddd
: ((Jiga: FLEENTSTONES?))
Jiga: * He examines the slip of paper. "AHEM, IT APPEARS AS IF.."
Emb: ((Jiga: Alright, let's check it out. - reads paper - ...GRANDDAD.
Barchar: "It's us."
CryingEevee OOC: ((GRAND MA))
Emb: ((*music plays* Jiga: FLEENTSTONES!?
CryingEevee OOC: ((SEEMPSEENS))
Barchar: (what is this joke)
Emb: ((and then the news is broken
Emb: ((YOU
Emb: ((DON'T KNOW
Emb: ((THE GRANDEST MEME
Jiga: "... THE GEO TRIANGLE WILL BE GIVEN TO THE [S]GRANDDAD[/S] GRILLBY'S TIMELINE."
Barchar: (I don't have a fucking clue)
Jiga: "CONGRATULATIONS."
Emb: Hooray.
Emb: ((oh my god
CryingEevee OOC: ((you need some high quality rips))
Barchar: (oh i thought it had something to do with the silvagunner thing)
: Assumedly a reshiram and Pleinair are just staring at the screen
Jiga: "THAT'S ALL."
Emb: ((well, kinda
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
CryingEevee OOC: ((it does))
Emb: ((it came from joel, and THEN silva used it
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))
Emb: ((and then everyone used it
Smol Asriel: ((Grand dad?
Jiga: * 10/10 closing
Emb: ((yes
Jiga: ((GRANDDAD
Fellby: ((fleentstones
Jiga: ((FLEENTSTONS
: The TV blips off.
Smol Asriel: is still near mom
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still call siIva giIva because that's when i watched him))
Emb: (("WHAT THE FUCK?"
Emb: Hmm.
Emb: That wasn't bad.
Emb: ((brb
Smol Asriel: ((S N O W H A L A T I O N
Fellby: ((oh, siiva did a pretty nice piano cover of Because I love You yesterday
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Female Asriel: the jukebox is still high quality
Emb: ((back
Emb: ((Snow Hah!-LAYYYY-shun
Bondertale: does still exist
Bondertale: haven't been doing much, mostly just enjoying the capability to do so
Cowboy kid: ((gay mexican ass in my ass
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now THE Super Mario! [Super Mario!].
Emb: ((yay ck, hello
Super Mario!: ((not sure if should do this right now))
: Frisky Whiskington [Jiga] is now Frisky Whiskington [Granddad].
Emb: ((i don't mind
Cowboy kid: ((who is mario
Emb: ((CE
Granddad: ((lolno
Cowboy kid: ((is he like bootleg grand dad or somethin
: Frisky Whiskington [Granddad] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Cowboy kid: ((never heard of mario, much less someone rping him
Emb: ((mario is from the mario games
Smol Asriel: ((Just got ponyta 💯💯
Emb: ((sweet
Cowboy kid: ((so i googled mario
Cowboy kid: ((looks like an odly colored grand dad
Emb: ((oh i see
Emb: ((yeah, i apologize. mario is from the GRAND DAD games, not mario games. mario games don't exist
Emb: ((it's grand dad's son
Smol Asriel: ((You mean sponge?
Super Mario!: ((quick, who's in the bar...again))
Emb: ((i am in the bar
Fellby: is located in the bar.
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Barchar: btale emb fellby and smol
Smol Asriel: is the bar
Super Mario!: ((i don't know who smol asriel, or this "btale" is. but btale better not be aAnotherBtale))
Emb: ((btale is bondertale
Emb: ((smol asriel is smol asriel
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Super Mario!: ((nope, not familiar))
Emb: ((bondertale is the group where they're connected and stuff
Cowboy kid: ((bondertale ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Emb: ((smol asriel is asriel but smol
Emb: ((and eyeless
Cowboy kid: ((o no lennys dont work
Barchar: (stop this anon)
Emb: ((not in double parentheses
Smol Asriel: is smol cripple gote
: ((Flame
Emb: (but you can do it in single ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
: ((He's called Cowboy Kid
Barchar: (basiclly bondertale is like...they share a soul)
: ((Refer to him as Yee Haw
Barchar: (his name is 'anonymoose')
Super Mario!: ((das weird))
: ((He's still Cowboy Kid
Emb: ((wait
: ((We call him Cowboy Kid
Smol Asriel: ((Smol asriel is the goat that bad things happen to
: ((Yee haw
Emb: ((are you not ce?
Cowboy kid: ((yee haw
Super Mario!: ((huh?))
Smol Asriel: ((AnotherBtale
: ((Slarvath
: ((Change your fucking color
Emb: ((why
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now AnotherBTale [].
: ((Don't make it blue or purple
Emb: ((why
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Barchar: slarv no)
: ((Because fuck you, Slarvath))
: Toriel enters the bar
Emb: ((wait
Emb: ((fuck
Emb: Hello.
Bondertale: basically her and her frisk share a soul, and they've got like...an empathic bond type deal
: "The fuck is up homies"
Emb: ...
Barchar: "Uh...hello."
: "👌👌👌"
Bondertale: "...."
Super Mario!: ((i'm not entering now, i've decided))
Emb: ((alright
: ((Rip
Apollo: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvxRsDpXPGo]This shit is fucking fire[/url]
: She blares david bowie
Fellby: stares at Toriel.
Emb: sighs and goes outside.
: "THIS GENERATION'S MUSIC SUCKS, 19XX WAS THE BEST#
Bondertale: "...I'm very confused."
Apollo: Apollo walks into the bar.
: "Sexually?"
Apollo: "...."
Apollo: "oh"
Emb: - And then you hear a fucking scream. -
: Toriel explodes
: Rip
Emb: ((wowie
: AnotherBTale [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Apollo: "what the hell"
Fellby: ... Well that was certainly something.
Emb: - As in, "Holy shit I'm gonna die" scream. -
Smol Asriel: ((I had to do it
Emb: - Not "Fuck this shit". -
Barchar: her eyes widen, as she runs out
Apollo: (( no you didn't
Fellby: ...
Fellby: runs out too.
Emb: - Her purse lies on the ground. But she is not seen. -
Smol Asriel: he does not run out
Cowboy kid: is testing something ooc
Emb: - You can hear the buzzing of wings, but can't see anyone. -
Cowboy kid: ooh
Fellby: Emb?
Apollo: He calmly walks outside.
Cowboy kid: (9oops
Bondertale: doesn't either
Apollo: "and I thought 1979 was weird"
Barchar: well, there is one problem with that statement
Emb: - what? -
Barchar: is barchar
Emb: - fuck -
Emb: - how do i make it so this isn't ruined -
Apollo: (( spray paint tastes like metal
Apollo: (( imo
Emb: ((well
Emb: ((okay
: - Frame someone -
Emb: - okay -
: MLG.tv [Apollo] is now MLG_vaporwave.tv [Apollo].
Barchar: that can probably do
Emb: - There's a wolf tearing up something. It's so torn you can't tell what it is. It's in the forest though. That's the most obvious answer to where Emb went. -
Emb: - Not willingly, of course. -
Fellby: stares at the wolf. "You don't think..."
Emb: - The buzzing sound disappears. -
Barchar: "...If so, then I'll kick his ass."
Emb: - The wolf stares at them and growls. But it seems sated, so it just prowls away. -
Apollo: "..."
Emb: - Plus wolf doesn't want to teamfight -
Fellby: inspects the thing it had.
Emb: - It's so torn you can't tell what it is, but it's mostly meat, some bones, and cloth. -
Emb: - Mostly what's left is bones. -
: MLG_vaporwave.tv [Apollo] is now xx_xX_xx [].
Smol Asriel: ((Rip debuff
Emb: ((rip
: anonymoose [Cowboy kid] is now Cowboy Kid [Cowboy kid].
Emb: - The purse is the only thing remaining. -
Fellby: ...
Fellby: scans the horizon. "Emb? Emb!"
Emb: - No signs of Emb. You can see her town though. They look worried. -
: ((Fellby: THIS BETTER NOT BE A PRANK!))
Emb: - They don't know what happened, but they look like they have a bad feeling about today. -
Fellby: runs to the town. "I think Emb's been kidnapped!"
Smol Asriel: ((>finds pile of meat and bones
DamnDude: (( There's meat and bones, but no she's been kidnapped ))
Smol Asriel: (("It was a kidnapping1"
Emb: - They all look at him. There's a variation of noises and screams at hearing this. -
: ((That wasn't her
: ((Also
: ((She screamed
: ((Also
Fellby: Or worse...
: ((There was a buzzing sound
: ((Also
: ((No sign of her
: ((Also
Emb: ((it was her, she screamed because it wasn't instant death, and the buzzing sound could be anything
: (( [i][roundabout plays][/i]
Emb: ((no sign of her bc she was torn to fucking pieces
Fellby: ((he's trying not to incite more panic
Fellby: ((unfortunately he's making it worse
: ((Ohhh))
: ((She's dead?
Emb: - And then they all spread out into the forest, looking for her. -
Emb: ((yeah :/
: ((Well then.
: ((Play the damn music box.
Cowboy kid: ((emb is kill
: (( [i](This Instant Roundabout has been brought to you by Congress. Being helpful? lol fuck that ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M[/i]) ))
: ((Since Emb is dead, RIP fashion career
: Is this the same forest the gamma guy was.
Barchar: is a little troubled by the fact that she can't find her
Cowboy kid: ((F
Emb: ((rip all possibilities
Fellby: ((emb is rip? for real?
Smol Asriel: ((Wait
: ((Wait
Emb: - Yes. -
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Smol Asriel: ((If shes dead
: ((What happened to Emb's Pokémon
Emb: - Yes to both of those -
Fellby: ((holy fuckeroni
: Lol ok that means I can slide this in.
Emb: ((oh fuck
Smol Asriel: ((Then who tf gets the debuffer role
: xx_xX_xx [] joined chat.
: ((Emb can I take one
: ((Well, I can, assuming Emb's pokemon were in her purse))
Emb: - The purse exists still. -
: ((lolno
Emb: - Pokemon are in there. -
Smol Asriel: ((And the spot in the arc
: ((Just kidding
: ((I can always just, spread those pokemon out))
: (( RIP
: (( F
: ((HEY DD HAS A SPOT NOW))
: ((^
Fellby: wrings his hands, wondering what to do.
Barchar: (but he can't be drake because Muffet stole his shit)
Smol Asriel: ((Tri if this is permenant you've done me a real big fuck you
Emb: - The Pokeballs begin to shake. -
Emb: ((wait slarv
Barchar: "...I...I'm gonna go back into the bar."
Smol Asriel: ((Ok
: (( >permenant
: You've also done a nicely sized fuck you to me too.
Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( "That's why ya come with a back up plan, chump ))[/color]
: Because those pokemon are going to have to be put with the other people now.
Fellby: sighs, then follows her. He doesn't want to bring up the remains around Emb's followers.
Emb: - Music box is on the table still. -
Fellby: examines it, turning the crank a little.
Emb: - This plays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nirV1GVW9M -
Emb: - And then Emb walks in. -
Emb: Hello.
Fellby: ...
Barchar: looks at it. "...godDAMMIT!" she yelled, seething. "I STILL CAN'T SAVE ANYBODY!"
: (( Fellby: okay what the fUCK IS GOING ON
Fellby: I... but you...
Barchar: "...What."
Super Mario!: ((it was a high quality rip the entire time))
: (( OHHHHH
Fellby: You...
Emb: What's wrong?
Fellby: points out the windo.
: * What the fuck wow ok
Emb: ((get
Emb: ((fucked
: * You lied
Emb: ((yes
Emb: ((i did
: (( it's just a prank bro
Emb: ((how many points is this shit
: xx_xX_xx [] is now Fuck you [].
Barchar: "You just...got..."
Super Mario!: ((i knew it seemed suspicious, emb leaving the box and then immediately dying))
: ((That's not a prank
Barchar: "Brutally fucking murdered."
Emb: ((yes it is
: The board abruptly
Emb: No, I went with Hoaquel to fly off a bit.
: ((That's just being an asshole
: Well, the calk Sicily was using to mark down the points
: Explodes.
: Yeah uh, Emb wins.
Emb: ((hooray
Barchar: "..."
Fellby: ... I...
Emb: ((extremity
Barchar: walks up, slapping EMb.
: (( [s]And I thought Frisky was the asshole[/s]
Fellby: lays his head down on the table.
: * RIP PRANK WAR
Emb: I accept this.
Smol Asriel: ((EMB HAS BALLS FOR DAYS
Fellby: ((high quality rip prank war
: http://i.imgur.com/ueZhT5k.gif
: [THE PRANK WAR IS WON]
: [BY GOD HE IS BROKEN IN HALF]
Emb: [i deeeeed it]
DamnDude: high-fives TDS.
Barchar: "Don't. Do that. Again. You idiot."
Emb: - He high-fives back -
Emb: Well, since the prank war is over, I wouldn't want to.
Cowboy kid: ((absolutely brutal
: Fuck you [] is now vaporwave.mp3 [].
: What if I told you those prinnies you exploded a long time ago weren't the research team
Emb: - dam -
: And there was still a team of five prinnies wandering around that forest.
Smol Asriel: ((Emb_pepper
Emb: - oh. well then -
Emb: ((i'm unsure of how to feel but i believe i'm proud
Emb: ((just know. it's hip to fuck bees.
Fellby: moans. "Jesus, kid..."
: A box is slid into the bar.
Emb: I apologize. And it truly won't happen again. But it was good, no?
Fellby: looks up.
Emb: turns and opens the box.
: It spins several times, Pleinair is sitting ontop of it, spinning on it like it's a teacup.
Emb: - Oh. Well -
Emb: doesn't open it then
Smol Asriel: ((Lit fam 🔥🔥
Emb: Hello.
: (( 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ))
Fellby: ((is anyone lese having issues with youtube, or is it just me?
: (( you mean, drama issues
Super Mario!: ((i think it's just you))
: After a bit of awkward staring, Pleinair stands up, and opens the box.
: It's got some kind of pyramid in it, some kind of small, red, pyramid.
Emb: Hmm? What's this?
: (( I bought a grommet gun
Super Mario!: ((nice))
Cowboy kid: ((swood
Emb: ((guys, you know he can't hear you right?
Emb: ((he only speaks to sailors
Super Mario!: ((that's some horizontal hunger right there))
: (( kek
: Pleinair just stares at Emb.
: Did you REALLY expect her to answer that?
Fellby: Is it that geo pyramid thing?
Emb: - In character, not really. Out of character, not at all. -
: Nod.
Barchar: "It's that geo pyramid they were going to give us."
Emb: Ohhh, alright.
Emb: Well, who wants it? It's not necessarily mine.
: It's got a dial on the side of it, with a list of random 'effects'
: It's currently on 'Nothing'
Fellby: Is this a doomsday weapon or something? I've got no use for it.
Emb: looks at the dial. She shrugs and switches it to the first possible effect.
Emb: I could use it.
: Ally Damage 20%
: Pleinair immediately switches back, after taking 20% of her HP in a second.
Smol Asriel: ((So many good waifus in dr3
Emb: Whoops. Sorry.
Smol Asriel: ((And one husbando that is top tier
: She shrugs, and just switches it down the list.
Super Mario!: ((when you said dr3 my first thought was dead rising 3))
Smol Asriel: ((Danganronpa
Super Mario!: ((i know))
: She skips past the dangerous ones, as well as 'Clone' and 'Fusion'
Smol Asriel: ((Computer waifu is a boy now in the reeeeeal world
: http://disgaea.wikia.com/wiki/Geo_Symbol
Emb: - Sweet -
: List of Geo Effects to use in the bar for the hell of it.
Barchar: is very confused
Barchar: "I...what use do we have for this, Plenair?"
Cowboy kid: ((ive never playd disgea
: She shrugs. You got it from a giveaway.
: "...Fun...?"
Emb: - yessss she said something -
Emb: Well, thank you.
Smol Asriel: ((THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW HOOOW
: Pleinair makes her way to the anydoor, leaving.
Emb: Goodbye.
Barchar: (*EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK EVERYWHERE YOU GO*)
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: Fellby's connection timed out.
Smol Asriel: ((Is all of mouth sounds just all star remixes
Barchar: (most of it yeah)
Smol Asriel: ((I've listened to like 6 songs from it and they're all all star remixes
Barchar: (It's called 'mout sounds' because it uses a lot of smash mmouth)
Smol Asriel: ((Oh ok
Barchar: (and the other one is 'mouth silence' because it has no smash motuh. Technically.)
: ((So I fucked up))
Emb: ((?
Barchar: (In reality there's a fuckton of smassh mouth but it's all hidden)
: ((Burn the Ninja's speech tic that every ninja has wasn't included))
: ((I'm a casual goddamnit it))
Emb: ((rip
Smol Asriel: ((Ripperinos
Barchar: (I don't want a speech tic)
: ((Ninjas finish every sentence with 'zam' to hone their focus or some shit))