Vaati: ((heh
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Frisk: (( A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Alberta. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.' The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
Vaati: ((heh
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Fanta: is being pet by hywel in the living room
Frisk: (( One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched."; Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands." The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story. "Well," Johnny replied, "Don't fuck with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
: Lux is seemingly decimating some fuck on a mobile HaH set.
: The HaH sets are like very big Nintendo DSs, with 'cards' that you place down on the screen.
Emb: is still thoughtful in the corner of the room. "...Excuse me? Do you know where I can get a fancy outfit?"
: "There are many places in Bravoh that sell formal wear."
Emb: Alright. Thank you.
Vaati: If you wish for a tailored one, I can procure one.
Frisk: "Also, what game are you playing? It looks fun."
Emb: I don't mind when or what it is. If you [i]want[/i] to make one, Vaati, you can. I'd wear it.
Frisk: ((Lux: It's called Deathwasher Simulator!
Emb: And I'd appreciate it.
Emb: ((personally i enjoy Circle of Death + Super Laser Attack
: "It's called hearts, a nice man named Jack gave me this set."
Vaati: I would require your measurements, though. If you truly wish for one tailored to you, and it... will also take time.
Emb: ((hmm
Frisk: "Cool."
: "Would you like to try?"
Frisk: "Sure."
Emb: ((me am not murica, 4'7 is 4 ft 7 inches right?
Vaati: ((ye
Emb: ((k
Emb: ((ty
Vaati: ((ask me about height
Emb: ((is 4'7 good for emb
Vaati: ((yes
Emb: ((alright
Emb: ((should i give pounds too or is only height necessary
: She slides the other end of the set to Frisk, and hosts a server.
Vaati: ((only height, hips, shoulders, and waist are needed
Emb: ((alright
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Vaati: ((yo
Fellby: ((sorry i'm late, there was a grad party i forgot about
Emb: ((hello
Emb: ((it's k
: ((Ayy)
Fellby: ((we snuck away and played pokemon go
: ((We'l start pokemon when i'm done fighting Frisky))
: "You're stockpiling mana, I see."
Vaati: ((ah
Frisk: "Right."
Frisk: "Then I can just bomb a bunch of cards on you."
Frisk: "Like that."
Fellby: ((like literally, we waited for the older people to look away and then ran off
: Again, what she does cannot be called a giggle, as females cannot giggle and still be politically correct in any form of fiction since the 20th century.
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: "The problem, madam, is that that just lets me remove those stacks easily."
Frisk: "Hm, that's true."
Frisk: ((What the fuck
Frisk: ((It
Frisk: ((Crashed
Frisk: ((Why
Emb: ((rip
Fellby: ((RIP
: "...Oh dear, you've lost connection."
: "Oh well."
Frisk: ".. Ah."
: "It's a prototype."
Frisk: "We'll have a rematch sometime soon."
Vaati: is there
: DD you here
Emb: ((4'7 = height, 2'7 = hips, 2' = waist, can't find shoulders, if these are WAY wrong blame the website
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Corsiva [Corsiva].
Emb: ((bc i don't know shit about lengths
Corsiva: floats into the bar, holding her phone.
Emb: is still in the corner.
Fanta: is still in the lap
Emb: ((hooray
Hywel: -He is still doing the pets.-
Vaati: ((ok, i'll put in 30" shoulders
DamnDude: (( I am here ))
Emb: ((alright
Vaati: ((but its too late
Emb: ((welp
DamnDude: (( I thought I didn't need Roshi in the bar for this ))
: ((You don't))
Emb: ((you do need to be here, tho
DamnDude: (( I am here ))
Frisk: ((We're using his dick
Emb: ((good
: She idly checks, which has some kind of touchscreen.
: "...Strange, it appears a...vehicle from this timeline has made it's way on the other side of the anydoor."
: "Somehow."
Emb: Hmm?
Frisk: "Well, that's good then!"
Frisk: "We could probably cross the ocean that way."
Corsiva: ... Huh?
Vaati: Hm.
: She zooms in, on the sub...and blushes.
: "What"
Emb: What is it?
: "I suppose I must be going, the professor needs me."
Vaati: Hm?
Emb: ...Alright. Goodbye.
Frisk: "Alright."
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Master Roshi [Master Roshi].
Frisk: "Bye!"
: She steps to the door, leaning out of it like a trust fall, and dissapearing off into the timeline.
Master Roshi: (( Should probably not be in my OOC character for this ))
: You faintly hear a water speeder drive off into the distance.
Emb: closes the anydoor.
Frisk: "Well."
Frisk: * She opens the Anydoor and walks through it.
Fanta: ((ALRIGHT
Emb: WAIT---
Emb: ((GJ
Emb: ((DEATH
: You fall, and through plot armor, you somehow don't break your legs by falling on a submarine.
Master Roshi: (( Bull shit ))
Emb: ((and a long fight
Frisk: "Ah."
Emb: Oh.
: U fucked m8
Frisk: * She attempts to enter the submarine.
Corsiva: kind of follows Frisk. "Wait, Frisk!"
Frisk: "Hello?"
Vaati: Whoa.
Frisk: * She turns around.
Frisk: "Yeah?"
Master Roshi: hears the people falling on the submarine, and profound language is heard from inside the submarine.
Emb: Remember? There were sharks and such?
Emb: ...
Master Roshi: (( There are sharks driving the submarine ))
Frisk: ((Corsiva: I never cared about you the past five years, let's improve our relationship!
Vaati: ...
Corsiva: is floating just above the sub.
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Frisk: "Hi, Corsiva."
: Its on you now, Roshi, if his submarine is any decent, would know theres land north.
Master Roshi: opens up the sub and looks directly to the group of people just standing/floating on my submarine.
Emb: You're alright? You've been in this timeline fo---Hello.
Emb: ((did you live
Frisk: * She glances to Master Roshi.
: ((RIP))
Fanta: ((NO
Emb: ((RIP
Frisk: "Oh, hello. Do you own this submarine?
Frisk: "*
Corsiva: Uh, hi?
: ((Slarv?))
Fanta: ((Yes
Vaati: Hello?
: ((WHat happened?))
Emb: ((ultra greed
Frisk: ((Master Roshi tries to touch Corsiva
: ((Oh))
Fanta: ((I got to the end of greed mode with azazel
Frisk: ((Gaster: oh god
: ((Get fucked))
Master Roshi: "Yes I own this submarine, why do you think I'm inside of it?"
Fanta: ((And I got him down to half health
Frisk: "Well, true."
Fanta: ((And then he pulls out the HEALING
Frisk: "Can you take us to the region?"
Emb: ((if all the coins are hearts you need to fuck them up
: ((You have to kill the coins))
Emb: ((and if they're keys
Emb: ((if they're bombs just stay away from them though
Fanta: ((You can kill the coins
Fanta: ((TIL
Emb: ((yes
Master Roshi: "The region?"
: ((Pro tip: Key coins and heart coins don't deal contact damage))
Emb: Yes.
Vaati: Yes, to the region of Bravoh.
Frisk: "The Bravoh region."
Fanta: ((I learned that when I bumped into them
: ((Use orbitals to your advantage))
Corsiva: ... Oh! That's the one Papa told me about!
Master Roshi: "I just got here, how do you expect me to just go to some random region without directions?"
Fanta: ((I had 6 regular hearts and could one shot a fucking angel boss
Emb: We might have expected you to know where that region is.
Fanta: ((And that motherfucker went nuts
Frisk: "Uh, go north!"
Corsiva: Don't you have GPS?
Frisk: "Or something."
Master Roshi: "Fuck it, we're heading north."
Vaati: North often does find something.
Emb: Oh. Okay.
: ((He gets More HP the more damage you deal to the enemies in the previous room, I'm fairly sure.))
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Emb: ((no, he has scaling armor
Emb: ((wait no, scaling hp
Master Roshi: "So, are you all just gonna stand on the submarine or go north."
Emb: ((the more damage you can deal the more health he has
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Corsiva: ... I wanna get in the sub.
Fanta: ((Oh so he's an anti grinding boss
: ((Exactly, It makes the first assumption based of the greed/greed enemies in the room rigfht before, I think))
Vaati: Well, I cannot swim. I could walk across the ocean floor, but.
Emb: jumps onto the submarine, landing safely due to her umbrella. She then enters.
Master Roshi: "Alright, get in M'Dick then!"
Fanta: ((Makes sense
Emb: - Wait no -
Emb: - She---fuck -
Frisk: "..."
Emb: ...
Frisk: "Uhm."
Frisk: "Okay."
Master Roshi: goes down the ladder.
Fanta: is purring some
Frisk: * She goes down the ladder.
Vaati: follows.
Emb: did not enter yet, and is considering entering.
Corsiva: floats downwards.
Frisk: ((Corsiva: Frisk, what's a dick?))
Emb: breathes deeply and enters.
Hywel: "Not sure what to do right now. Seems like just staying here is the best option."
Fanta: "I don't know what to do.."
: ((No matter how OP you are))
: ((You won't even three shot ultra greed))
Vaati: sits down somewhere, because unless this thing is 10' high, he ain't fitting.
: ((No matter what))
Master Roshi: (( If you have every item in the game you can ))
Fanta: ((I could deal with that HP
Fanta: ((But
Fanta: ((His fucking moveset
Fanta: ((Is insane
Emb: ((actually, you can wreck hush in about 3 seconds, and ultra greed uses the same thing, so you can wreck ultra greed
: ((But it won't be in one shot))
: ((Or two, or three))
Emb: ((true
Master Roshi: prepares the submarine to go North.
Emb: sits down and views the ocean.
Frisk: "So, uh. Why is the submarine named like that?"
Master Roshi: "So, do you think this place will have food? I've had to live off of pork and..."
Emb: ((>changing subject
Frisk: "I'm fine."
Master Roshi: "I named it after m'junk!"
Frisk: "...."
Emb: ...Why?
Vaati: .......
Master Roshi: "Why not?"
Frisk: "Okay."
Emb: ...
Corsiva: ... What junk?
Emb: - well...fuck -
Fanta: sits up, petting his ears
Emb: Nothing.
Vaati: Corsiva, I do not think it is appropriate that you know that information until the age of ten, at minimum.
Master Roshi: -And at that moment, everyone realizes bringing Corsiva here was a terrible idea-
Hywel: "You don't want to just lie down and be pet?"
Fanta: "I want to pet you.."
Corsiva: is so pure, so innocent.
Frisk: ((Corsiva: Dad, what's M'Dick?))
Master Roshi: "Anyways, I've been living off of pork and pussy for the last few months, and I kind of want to eat something else for once."
Frisk: ((Metta: I'm so proud
Vaati: ...
Emb: ...Okay. What is it?
Vaati: ((gaster: corsiva no
Hywel: -He lies down.-
Frisk: "Ehhhhh."
Frisk: * She starts to feel slightly uncomfortable.
Corsiva: ((this is corsiva's first pokemon:
Emb: - Wait I didn't read that second thing he ate -
Emb: - Fuck -
Vaati: Cats taste disgusting and their meat is subpar.
Master Roshi: "Exactly!"
Emb: - phew -
Vaati: Not worth the effort to slay.
Emb: - let's just say emb knows dick but not pussy -
Emb: What do you want to eat, then?
bloo: ((
Emb: ((hello bloo
bloo: (( okay the enter key isn't dead
Master Roshi: "I just want to eat something I didn't have to kill."
Hywel: "Well then, Pet away."
Fanta: pets him, looking at him with a sad smile
Corsiva: ...
Corsiva: starts to hug herself a little.
Emb: Well, you can buy stuff.
Master Roshi: "You think I have money? I'm pretty sure you're crazier than me at this rate"
Hywel: -He purrs, a lot more than he'd usually purr. He's probably making himself purr, but still.-
Vaati: sliiides over to the ghosty child. "If you feel discomfort, you can stay by me. I shall protect you from harm.
Frisk: * She sits next to Corsiva.
Master Roshi: gives out a cackle.
Emb: Well, you have a submarine, I'd expect you to have money.
bloo: (( time to finish editing pokewave
Corsiva: ... Okay...
Frisk: "And I'm your older sister, so.. yeah."
Emb: is also a child
Vaati: Emb, the same applies.
Emb: Thank you.
Frisk: "Corsiva, if you need anything, just ask."
Master Roshi: "So, why are you going to this region?"
Frisk: ((Corsiva: I want pussy.
Vaati: is the only adult over 30 on this team
Emb: A poster.
Frisk: ((Frisk: ...
Frisk: "Pretty much."
bloo: (( green in the pocket
bloo: (( top ramen on the stove
Vaati: Contests and fame.
Corsiva: Papa said it might be fun
Fanta: continues petting
Emb: How long might we be in this submarine for?
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Frisk: "Probably for quite a bit."
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Master Roshi: "Well, I'll help ya babes get around anytime."
Frisk: * She attempts to get comfortable.
Emb: Oh.
Emb: .......
Vaati: ((wait should this go in arcreactor
Vaati: ......
Frisk: "I'm married."
Emb: is now uncomfortable.
Corsiva: ...
Vaati: Two of them are children, one is married, and I am a man.
Fanta: is staring into his eyes, she looks sad still
Emb: "Babes" is not suitable for the people you are referring to.
Hywel: -He seems happy, snuggling into her pets.-
: [Arc Reactor]
Vaati: I can and will slay you if need be.
Emb: [yay]
Hywel: -He's hoping to radiate this happiness to her.-
Frisk: "I'm almost sorry I didn't wait for another vehicle."
Emb: [to arc reactor we go?]
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Fanta: smiles at him a bit
Hywel: -He is adorable gote bf.-
Fanta: looks happier now
Hywel: -He keeps up the adorable.-
Fanta: pets his chest
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Fanta: can't stay too sad with an adorable gote bf there
Hywel: -He sits up for a second, and kisses her cheek.-
Fanta: (( video night
Fanta: kisses back, on the lips
: ((I'm gonna have to pass for tonight))
: ((Cause I'm playing overwatch with a buddy))
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Fanta: ((K
Fanta: ((Is da musical
Jeska or Jekon: is outside brushing a wolf
bloo: (( "go fuck yourself in the mouth with a tazer" -joji 2015
Acastus: -He's probably with Jeska.-
Fanta: "Thanks for.. being here"
Fanta: "I.. I don't know what I'd do without you..."
Jeska or Jekon: (wait you gettin off brrad
Jeska or Jekon: bread*
: ((Nah))
: ((We're doing custom game bullshit))
: ((So I can be here))
Hywel: "I don't know what I would do without me either."
Jeska or Jekon: has been alone for sometime
Fanta: chuckles
Acastus: -He goes to Jeska.-
Fanta: is partially pretending to feel better, but gote bf has cheered her up a lot
Jeska or Jekon: Hey kid
Hywel: "Yep."
Hywel: "I am the best thing ever, confirmed."
Acastus: "...Hey."
Jeska or Jekon: sleep well?
Acastus: -He nods.-
Fanta: "You are"
Fanta: "Aside from me, of course"
Jeska or Jekon: good.
Jeska or Jekon: so have you thought about your future at all?
Hywel: "Yeaahh, totally."
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Acastus: "...Here. I think I'll have to stay here, maybe get a better education..."
Fanta: snuggle-hugs him
Hywel: -He snuggle-hugs back.-
Jeska or Jekon: can you read?
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Acastus: "Yes."
Jeska or Jekon: youll have to go to some school
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Acastus: -He nods.-
Acastus: "...Can you help me with stuff?"
Acastus: "Like getting into classes... And stuff..."
Jeska or Jekon: yeah. Ill do what I can
Jeska or Jekon: dont know if the wolves can go though
Acastus: "...Thanks."
Acastus: "...Well no."
Jeska or Jekon: who knows you might find someone in schook
Fanta: nuzzles the side of his face
Acastus: "...I dunno."
Jeska or Jekon: an excoti
Jeska or Jekon: (damnit
Hywel: -He does so back.-
Jeska or Jekon: a new exocite wolf boy comes to school
bloo: (( exocite
Jeska or Jekon: yeah youll be popular
Acastus: "...You don't think I'll be weird?"
Jeska or Jekon: exotic*
Fanta: "..Love you.. Hywel"
Jeska or Jekon: likely at first
Hywel: "I love you too."
bloo: (( "exocite" sounds like a name
Jeska or Jekon: but youll find someone your age
Acastus: "Okay..."
Jeska or Jekon: well start lookinh tomorrow
Fanta: she keeps nuzzling him
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Acastus: "Okay..."
Jeska or Jekon: theres one thing youre gonna have to do though
bloo: (( [i]ecto cooler[/i]
Acastus: "Yeah?"
Jeska or Jekon: talk more
Acastus: "..."
Acastus: "Why?"
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Jeska or Jekon: if you want to make friends or find someone to be with
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Acastus: "...Right."
Acastus: "I'll try."
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Fanta: wraps her arms around him and holds him tight
Jeska or Jekon: yeah you cant spend the next 3 years hoping someone will fall into your arms
Acastus: "...Yeah, yeah."
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Jeska or Jekon: any other plans you have?
: Inspector Gadget: ( )
Acastus: "...No."
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Jeska or Jekon: still havent found what Im looking for
Acastus: "What are you looking for?"
Jeska or Jekon: dunno
Jeska or Jekon: purpose? connection?
Jeska or Jekon: found out Im really good at kiling apparently
Acastus: "..."
Jeska or Jekon: yeag thatz how I felt
Jeska or Jekon: yeah*
Fanta: continues snuggling
Hywel: -Snugfle ensues.-
Acastus: "..."
Fanta: "Why am I this happy.. I shouldn't be..."
Hywel: "Yes you should."
Jeska or Jekon: ....
Hywel: "You really think shea would want you to be sad all the time? She's probably really glad that you're happy."
Fanta: "No I shouldn't... I-I should be miserable..."
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Fanta: "..."
Hywel: "Why should you be miserable?"
Fanta: "Because.. I'm.. I..."
Fanta: "..."
Hywel: "...See? You can't even tell me why you should be like that..."
Fanta: "I guess..."
Hywel: "You're perfectly fine being happy, Fanta."
Fanta: "It feels wrong.. s-so soon after..."
Jeska or Jekon: really s
Fanta: "But.. ok"
Jeska or Jekon: really should find somewhere to move on to
Fanta: "I wanna.."
Fanta: "I wanna kill that Grima guy.."
Acastus: -He nods.-
Hywel: -He noded whoops.-
Acastus: "...Why?"
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Fanta: "I'm gonna... I-I don't know what I'll do.."
Jeska or Jekon: pretty sure Im not going to get any better
Jeska or Jekon: dont think a good kid like you should be with a bad person like me
Acastus: "...I don't want to leave you..."
Acastus: -He holds onto her arm.-
Jeska or Jekon: .....
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Acastus: "..."
Fanta: ((Oh shit this can't go well
: ((What))
Fanta: ((Stuff with Azzy's gf
Fanta: ((Any range of things could have happened, none of them good
: ((Oh no))
Jeska or Jekon: (gtg
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Fanta: ((This.. won't end well, I know this won't end well...
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: ((...)))
Fanta: ((Don't know what happened, but she sounds serious about something
: ((Okay.))
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Corsiva: ((hey heads up
Emb: ((?
Frisk: ((yeah?
Corsiva: ((i'm gonna see if the cemetary gates are open so i can look for ghost pokemon there
Emb: ((alright
Vaati: ((spoopy
Master Roshi: (( How is Roshi still alive. ))
: ((Uhh, thats not how it works))
Vaati: ((bc vaati has restraints
Corsiva: ((still it's night time
: ((Ghost pokemon aren't native to specific regions, they can show up at night, and below sea level))
Corsiva: ((i'm bound to find a gastly
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Emb: ((btw laharl that was fun
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Frisk: ((alrighty
Corsiva: ((that was really fun
: ((That was just a tutorial fight, it was literally impossible to lose))
Vaati: looks to the bag.
Vaati: ((ty
Frisk: ((it was
Emb: ((still was fun tho
: ((The next fight requires 2000 points))
Frisk: ((nice
Emb: ((wowie
Frisk: ((Is the next fight OP as hell
: ((Of course, you can always just win the battle))
Corsiva: ((besides a there are like four pokestops in the cemetary so i might as wellll
Emb: ((now time to fix tepig's 2 moves
Emb: ((gl chime
Vaati: ((whats the theme of the next gym
DamnDude: (( This is going to be interesting ))
: ((Heh, the next gym))
: ((Dubstep and big bass drops))
Emb: ((so electric
Frisk: ((Fucking hell
: ((Electric/Ground gym))
Emb: ((sweet
Corsiva: ((okay, now to go pokehunting
: ((If chime wants))
: ((I can slide their gijinka into the ghost/poison gym thats coming up))
Vaati: ((space is electric enough right
: ((Yeah))
Vaati: ((good
Frisk: ((For an eletric/ground gym
Frisk: ((Are suitable
Frisk: ((Fuck
Frisk: ((None of my Pokémon
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: The basket contains those tickets.
Vaati: ((also, i sketched out hydrochloric "sherry noble" asid
: The PARP crash ripples the timeline around you.
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: If Vaati feels like passing a bill.
Emb: ((is rock super effective against electric? i don't remember
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Vaati: can i pass a bill to force a restraining order
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Emb: ((dam it really did crash
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DamnDude: (( You can not hold back the Roshi ))
Frisk: ((Fuckity fuck
Frisk: ((Like
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Emb: ((testing
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Vaati: ...
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Vaati: ((...
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Frisk: ((Aaaaa
Emb: ((that sucked
Emb: ((testing
Vaati: ((ok theres a bit of lag
Emb: ((>a bit >15 seconds
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Emb: ((nvm
Vaati: ((laharl can vaati pass a bill forcing axel to stay at least 15 meters away from plenair at all times
Emb: ((alright make that 5
Emb: ((and make that 30 seconds
Emb: ((k i'm gonna go, i have to go soon anyway
Emb: ((wait
Emb: ((wait
Emb: ((yay the lag is stoppin
Vaati: ((?
Vaati: ((o nice
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DamnDude: (( I'm hilarious and you will quote everything I say ))
DamnDude: (( Oh hey there's no lag ))
Vaati: ((i read that in doofenschmirtz's voice
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Emb: (("I'm hilarious and you will quote everything I say" "Oh hey there's no lag" ~ DD 2026
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DamnDude: (( Tri has the correct idea ))
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Emb: (("Tri has the correct idea" ~ DD 2026
Vaati: (("tri has the correct idea" -dd 2016
DamnDude: (( ))
Emb: (("" ~ DD 2026
Fanta: ((Back
Emb: ((wb
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Emb: ((and i also don't have to go soon so yay
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DamnDude: (( Sweet ))
Emb: ((rock isn't super effective against electric tho so aw
Frisk: ((Anyways
Frisk: ((Ground is good against electric
Frisk: ((But
Frisk: ((It's an electric/ground gym
Frisk: ((Basically
Frisk: ((Know your types
Emb: ((i have a normal and a ground
Frisk: ((And try not to get fucked
Emb: ((:|
Emb: ((i mean fire
Emb: ((thanks brain
Frisk: ((Your best chance is SP
Emb: ((and neither of my pokemon can learn ground
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Barchar: ("Sweet" ~DD 2026)
Emb: ((i'm just gonna go for the "tepig fuck shit up" again
Emb: ((in fact i designed tepig completely around that
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Emb: ((roar to find a suitable victim, and then an array of moves to fucking destroy everything
DamnDude: (( That pig is actually a bomb ))
Emb: (("That pig is actually a bomb" ~ DD 2026
Emb: ((and yes, it is
Vaati: ((im gonna just go for trying to get eevee to fuck shit up, also swapping out synchronoise bc that wont work anymore
Emb: ((tepig does not fuck enough shit up, sucker punch must be replaced
Emb: ((with superpower
Emb: ((now all the shit will be fucked up
Vaati: ((... i just got a better idea for my pansears set
Emb: ((now that tepig fucks shit up, time to make eevee less offensive
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Emb: ((eevee is now the annoying piece of shit that wins by waiting forever for death to come
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Emb: ((so i have the burst and the sustain <3
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Fanta: ((How did the pokemon go
Emb: ((is this a pun
Fanta: ((Wasn't intended as one
Emb: ((ah, well it went well
Fanta: ((Good
Barchar: (coolio)
Barchar: is here
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Vaati: warps out.
Fanta: is at home
: Vaati [Vaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Hellaton: enters. He's wearing the scarf.
Emb: is now here, because Vaati warped her in. "Hello."
Hellaton: Hhi.
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Emb: How are you?
Hellaton: Iii'm wondederful!
Hellaton: is beaming.
Emb: That's nice. What happened? When I see you you're usually not like this.
Hellaton: Yyyesterday wawas the best day of my lllife.
Hellaton: Iii... I was cecelebrated.
Emb: That's great! I'm glad you're feeling good.
Hellaton: Iii am too.
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Corsiva: ((am back
Emb: ((wb
Hellaton: ((wb
Corsiva: ((didn't get the pokemon i wanted
Hellaton: ((damn
Corsiva: ((but i did get squirtle
Emb: ((rip
Emb: ((neato
Hellaton: ((noice
: ((Back from pokemon hunting))
Emb: ((wb
: ((500 CP Raticate.))
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Hellaton: ((btw, it's the tenth, so uh, prank war is back on
Corsiva: ((supposedly there's bulbasaur in my sub
Barchar: "Oh! Hi Hellaton!"
Hellaton: Hhi!
Emb: ((yay
Barchar: "How'd your whole...birthday thing go?"
: Pleinair is on the TV again, the basket of Netherworld stuff still on the counter.
Fanta: ((I'd like Azzy to talk on here in the last 20 minutes I have
Emb: is STILL waiting for a prank to trigger it's been 4 fu---ooh?
Fanta: ((Or.. might stay longer, idk
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Hellaton: Iit wawas wonderful!
Gaster: walks into the bar, humming to himself.
Emb: sits down and watches the TV.
Emb: Hello.
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Hellaton: ends up wandering into Emb's prank.
: Fam you saying hello to a TV.
Hellaton: Shit.
Emb: is---
Emb: - hella -
: Pleinair is just sitting there with Usagi, and Usagi recaps on Netherworld news.
Emb: - it's basically centered around one person -
Hellaton: oh nvm
Emb: - or, well, two -
Emb: - and it hasn't happened, rip -
Emb: - not when i was here at least -
Hellaton: shit sorry
Gaster: -who is iiit, make it easier for us to know-
Emb: - it's fine lol -
Emb: - and laharl i said hi to gaster -
Hellaton: nvm then
Barchar: "Good. I'd have gotten you something, but..."
: "It' for the Sports." Usagi sighs.
Hellaton: Iiit's fifine!
: Pleinair sits there and looks cute as Usagi walks offscreen.
Barchar: "I don't know what you like and I'm flat broke."
Hywel: -He's still letting Fanta do what she wants, probably petting him, atm.-
Fanta: (({Hello}
Emb: ((hi azzy
Barchar: (yo Azzy)
Fanta: has continued petting
Hellaton: Aggain, it's fifine.
: ((Aye))
Barchar: (how ya doin)
Hellaton: ((hi
Gaster: is eating a bagel, with cream cheese.
Fanta: (({Bad, but I don't want to talk about that}
Barchar: "I probably need to find a source of income that isn't loose change."
Emb: ((ah. i hope everything gets better
Hellaton: ((as do i
Barchar: (sorry to hear tghat bro)
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Gaster: ((i hope you get better, azzy
Hellaton: smiles as he sees Gaster. "Hhi!"
Fanta: (({Dad said I should talk on here to get my mind off things so.. I'm just gonna comment on IC stuff, I guess}
Gaster: Mmmhph - Hello, Hella.
Hellaton: ((ok
Barchar: "Hello, Gaster. I hope you had fun at...I assume you threw a party. So. Yeah."
Emb: ((alright
Gaster: I did, actually.
Hellaton: is wearing the scarf.
Gaster: Ah, you're wearing my present!
: Someone turn off the TV it's echoing bad guitar music.
Barchar: "good! Good..." she sighed. "I feel bad about missing this kind of thing."
Emb: mutes the TV.
Barchar: is glaring at it on the inside
Fanta: (({Tv man}
Emb: ...That's annoying.
: The mute icon is slowly starting to melt.
: TV-Man is not here, sadly.
Emb: ...What?
Barchar: "Yes. It is."
Hellaton: Iit's fiiine. Jujust knowing you ththought about me is ennnough.
Barchar: "I really, really hate Axel."
Emb: - It still mutes though right? -
: Is axel the character that everyone unanimously hates.
Gaster: -ye-
Hellaton: ye
Emb: - ye -
: Like, the mute nicon is melting, faint whispers of guitar are escaping.
Fanta: (({Who's axel}
Emb: - It's faint, people can deal with it. -
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Emb: ((the guitar person
Barchar: would break the TV but she gets the feeling Grillby wouldn' like that
Barchar: pulls the plug
Hellaton: ((from disgaea
Emb: - Fair enough. -
: This is Axel.
Emb: The mute function needs to be repaired.
Hellaton: is smiling. He's been happy all day. This is new.
: The plug is pulled.
Barchar: Axel is the worst
: The TV shuts off, but guitar music continues escaping from it.
Barchar: "...What."
Emb: What!?
Hellaton: pulls out the audio plugs.
: The audio plugs blast shitty guitar music.
Emb: ...
Gaster: stares at the tv, then turns to Grillby. "Mind if I remove the - oh, Hella did that for me.
Emb: You can throw it outside.
: The TV isn't blasting anything.
Emb: - ah -
: Just the audio plugs are, someone has put speakers on them.
Emb: mutes the speakers.
Hellaton: removes the speakers.
Emb: - If po---okay -
Barchar: breaks the speakers. "Who's shitty idea was-"
Emb: - well -
Emb: - those are three ways to do it -
: The cord itself begins blaring music.
Barchar: mute remove or break
Barchar: vote
Hellaton: ((remove
: The cord that's trailing from the anydoor.
Emb: - just fucking obliterate the cord -
Emb: - oh. -
Hellaton: looks at the cord.
Emb: ...Uhm?
Hellaton: ....
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: she goes through the anydoor
Emb: follows it, why not.
Gaster: ...
Gaster: follows the cord.
: (( ))
Barchar: "Is the dick using something in here as a freaking amp?"
Hellaton: follows.
: The cord leads off into the distance, into a large, familiar castle.
: He-she-no-say, Rahaaru-sama~
Emb: ...Wh---come on.
Gaster: ((hella beats axel in a guitar duel
Barchar: "...I haven't been herebefore."
Hellaton: ((yes
Barchar: just follows it i guess
: A large pit of lava acts as a moat for the castle.
Hellaton: ....
Emb: cont---well
Barchar: (Barchar is the backup singer. She makes her vocal cords sound like 5 people)
Barchar: (because she can fucking do that)
: What looks like a silhouette of Laharl practicing his evil laugh can be seen at the top of the castle, but he's probably not what your here for.
Emb: - Is it possible to jump and float to the other side via an umbrella? -
Gaster: remebers that prick.
Barchar: (Perks of being able to shapeshift and knowing exactly how to do such things)
Hellaton: ((nice
: The netherworld has no wind.
: But you could probably float across by magic.
Emb: - dam -
Barchar: has no floaty magic
Emb: has no such magic. Only magic that makes plants die.
Hellaton: stays by Gaster.
Barchar: has some pretty decent legs though. She can probably jump it.
Emb: ((>jump a moat
Gaster: stays near his fiance. If only Hella had rocket boots like Metta did.
: A silhouette of a little girl is seen grabbing the laharl silhouette and throwing it through a window.
Barchar: maybe laharl makes shitty moats
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: Sicily is sick of your fucking laughter and needs some fucking sleep.
Barchar: watches Laharl fly out the window.
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Emb: ((true, though if it's a good castle it's probably a good moat
Fanta: (({This isn't working.. I'm gonna head back..}
Emb: ((alright, get well soon azzy
Fanta: (({Goodnight}
: ...Or.
: You can.
Gaster: ((Okay, try to get a good night's sleep, Azzy. We're rooting for you.
: Just use the bridge.
Hellaton: ((oh. sorry we couldnt help, please feel better soon.
Emb: ((we have your back >3
Gaster: -Oh yeah-
Emb: ((>3
Emb: ((fuck
Emb: (((>3
Emb: ((nevermind
Barchar: i assumed the fucking bridge was up
: ((It hope you get better, Azzy, good night.))
Emb: - well -
: I*
Emb: - same -
Hellaton: uses the bridge.
Gaster: walks across the bridge.
Barchar: because why would you have a moat
Barchar: if you keep the bridge down
Emb: uses the bridge as well
Barchar: bridge
: Because he's Laharl.
Hellaton: aesthetic.
: His castle just looks cool for the sake of lookign evil.
Barchar: i don't fucking know the first thing about laharl i have no diea where he would do that or not
Barchar: you gotta specify this shit man
: Overpowered demon pissbaby that tries to look evil but is a fucking weeb on the inside when it comes to friends.
: Theres a guard at the door.
Emb: Hello.
: It's a heavy knight, he has a nametag.
: 'Michael Vernes'
Gaster: Hello, someone's broadcasting bad music to our bar. We want it gone.
Barchar: "Hi, Mike. We're following a cord to make Axel shut the fuck up."
Barchar: "Let us in?"
: "What business do you have in the castle?"
: "..."
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: "...Possibly if you promise to break his nose."
Emb: Sure.
Barchar: "Will do, bud."
: Michael Vernes.
Gaster: Oh, absolutely.
Barchar: "Want me to kick him in the balls too?"
Hellaton: nods.
: M.V for short, MV the Heavy Knight.
Hellaton: ((hah
Emb: ((lol
Barchar: oh you cheeky little dingus
Hellaton: ((i like that
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Emb: ((does that mean the rest of us will have a cameo-ish?
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Hellaton: ((yo
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Jeska or Jekon: (Hey
Barchar: (i figure he just kinda put mv in there cause he needed a guard and he thought of the name)
: The heavy knight simply kicks the massive fucking door opens, and lifts their axe.
Emb: ((hello
Barchar: (also hey yaz)
: "Please enter."
Emb: Thank you.
Emb: enters.
Gaster: Alright, thank you.
Barchar: "...Dude. That's cool." she goes through, giving him a thumbs up.
Hellaton: Ththank you.
: "Not strong enough, considering a reincarnation, maybe one of those really big guys." They muse as you pass.
Jeska or Jekon: (theres a korean in front of me wearing a tom and jerry shirt
Hellaton: stays near Gaster as he enters.
: You have entered the overlord's castle.
Hellaton: ((well i'd assume there would be a lot of koreans in korea
Emb: - Sweet. -
Barchar: "Hah. Fuck you."
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Hellaton: ((nice to know they like the classics
Barchar: wait nvm
Emb: continues following the cord, because that obviously has to lead towards them.
Barchar: didn't say that
Barchar: thought they were insulting us about not being strong
: Theres a staircase leading up, a small hospital where a prinny is being operated on, a large dimensional gate with a big swirly thing, a store for awesome weaponry, and a wierd red-haired chick infront of a portal.
Jeska or Jekon: (theres a ton of philipinos and turkish people here
: The cord goes to your right, out a door labelled 'DARK ASSEMBLY'
Emb: Hmm.
Gaster: is heading to the Dark Assembly.
Barchar: gets out her writer murder ticket and the free entry coupon
Emb: enters as well.
Barchar: through she goes
Hellaton: is following Gaster.
: A succubus is at the door, winking.
Jeska or Jekon: (remember what happens when you assume
: "Want to pass a bill, sweeties?"
Emb: ...What?
Frisk: ((Succubus: GRANDDAD
Barchar: "Can we pass a bill to make Axel stop transmitting shitty music to our abr?"
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Emb: Yes.
: "Nope, he's regally pardoned to do that."
Frisk: ((Gaster: fleentstons
Emb: ...Why?
: "Can't enter without p[assing a bill, how much mana you got?"
Gaster: ... Well unpardon him.
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Emb: Mana? Uh...
Emb: How do we measure our amounts of "mana"?
Hellaton: ....
Barchar: "...Uh\
: "Oooh! Adorable, newbie demons, huh?"
Barchar: "We have a free entry coupon."
: "Hehe!"
Barchar: /me shows it
: "...One free bill, hehe."
: "Alrighty!"
Barchar: "We're not demons, darling."
Emb: Oh. Cool.
Emb: Shh.
Barchar: "We're from an alt-you know what, not worth it."
: "Of course you aren't dear, denial is the first step~"
Barchar: "Let's just go."
Barchar: (I just realized while we were hunting for pokemon earlier)
Barchar: (that the early bar patrons are like)
: Upon entering, a cleric and a ninja are discussing something.
Emb: continues.
Emb: Hello.
Barchar: (basically barchar's freaking parents)
: "I know, 3, I get it."
: "You're sick of having every single enemy gang up on you, but we can't really do much."
Emb: Hello?
Barchar: (they were pretty much the people she'd have gotten any influence from)
: "But Burn, you dodge everything! Can't you just be my meatshield once?"
Emb: - yay it's me -
Emb: waits patiently.
Barchar: burn jump
: Burn the Ninja quietly shhs you as he talks to his team member.
Gaster: sits and waits patiently.
Hellaton: burn teleport
: "That's MV's and Whisky's job."
Gaster: -Perhaps he enjoys a cup of tea.-
Hellaton: sits next to Gaster.
Barchar: sits down, not super interested
: "Well MV always managed to randomly hit me with their axe, and Whisky always runs off into the enemies..."
Emb: (([s]yeah scrubs[/s]
: "And Small is a cleric, I doubt they're gonna take hits for me."
: You can continue eavesdropping
: Or just take the door to the Dark Assembly.
Emb: is waiting.
Hellaton: feels very, very, very mildly uncomfortable hearing the name MV.
Barchar: would rather just get on her way
Emb: - oh. uhm -
Barchar: her nose-breaking way
Emb: continues then lol
Barchar: hella has ptsd flashbacks from the slarv
Barchar: slarc*
Gaster: kind of wants to head on too.
Hellaton: wants to head on
: A wierd pink...ghost thingy, all blue and stuff, with wings, sits infront of you.
Emb: ...
: "What bill you need to pass?" Says the Sea Queen.
Emb: - In our way, or just there---ah -
Hellaton: is still uncomfy with having died
Hellaton: ...
Emb: ...We need a person to stop making noise.
Gaster: ((it me
Emb: - indeed it is -
Hellaton: ((noice
: "Well, thats not a legitimate bill."
: "Try again."
Emb: Okay.
Hellaton: ...
Emb: What is a legitimate bill?
Barchar: "We want to break Axel's nose."
Barchar: "Is that a legitimate bill?"
: The Sea Queen holds up a list of bills.
Loni Leyline: ( I assume Azalea and her have been staying at Lonis place
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Emb: ...Hmm...
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Azalea: -Yes.-
Frisk: * Delete a Character
Emb: - o dam -
Frisk: * Delete the Axel
Barchar: but then we can't break his nose
Barchar: we can't disappoint Mv
Emb: - true, rip -
Frisk: * Well that's not a fucking bill, too bad
Emb: - well...that's true -
Gaster: * I want to break Axel's nose.
: You cannot delete Axel, because he is a story character.
Emb: - well we can't probably -
Emb: - oh in that case -
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Frisk: * Fuck.
Barchar: "CAn we pass a bill to allow us to pass a bill to break Axel's nose?"
Frisk: * You can't do shit
Gaster: -His nose is not a story character.-
Emb: - I want stronger voice...? -
Emb: - idk -
Emb: - wait no, i want to become a senator -
: "Well, you'd need some mana after the first bill."
Fanta: ((Hey, I should be off now but can I vent here about.. all this. I need to get it out and she's on every other server that will care
Emb: ((sure
: If someone becomes a senator, they will routinely be called in to vote on shit.
Barchar: (go ahead dude, we're listening)
Gaster: ((Okay
: ((We're listening))
Hellaton: ((ok
Fanta: ((You know she's an alter right, like a did alter
Barchar: "...Okay. Can we just pass a bill to let us go into the newsroom?"
Hellaton: ((yes
Gaster: ((okay
: "That's not a viable bill."
Barchar: "..."
: "Listen, just pass a dam bill if you want to get into the assembly."
Fanta: ((She split, into two. The resulting one that told us said she was effectively dead
Barchar: "Okay, fine. Triple EXP?"
Gaster: ((... oh
Emb: ((...
Hellaton: ((oh
: ((...)))
Barchar: (jesus dude)
Frisk: ((...... oh
: "Alright."
: Crime the Sea Angel passes you a bill for Triple EXP.
Frisk: * inb4 people get Triple Style Points
: "That gives you Triple Mana for the next enemy demon you kill."
Gaster: Thank you.
Barchar: "Cool."
Barchar: has no clue why we needed to do that
Hellaton: nods.
Barchar: but whatever
: "You can go in to cash it in now."
: They step aside, revealing a door.
Fanta: ((The result is one that inherited all the feelings for azzy, and memories of him, but.. she's a different person
Gaster: ((mmmh
Emb: ((ah.
Hellaton: ((oh
Barchar: goes through the door, pocketing the bill
Emb: Thank you. - She follows. -
Barchar: wonders how much 'mana' she'll get for the writer
Gaster: looks around.
DamnDude: ((... oh shit ))
: He's level 70.
Emb: ((i really hope everything gets better
Fanta: ((Azzy doesn't know what to do
: So about 210 Mana.
: Enough for barchar to reincarnate twice.
Hellaton: ((as do i
Fanta: ((And.. this all has been hellish for me
Fanta: ((But worse for him
Emb: ((i really don't know what to say but i send good wishes
Barchar: ooh fun
: It's a large courtroom, a Kunoichi and a blue skull are passed out in the back row, not bothering to even do their job.
Emb: ...
Barchar: probably wouldn't want to reincarnate though
Fanta: ((Sorry if I shouldn't have said this
Emb: ((it's alright
Barchar: it'd be kinda...weird, considering her whole deal
Gaster: ((tell him we send him well wishes
Barchar: (Ddue it's fine)
Fanta: ((I just don't know what to do now
Emb: ((keep him company
Fanta: ((I am
Barchar: (we wouldn't tell you it was okay to tell us if it wasn't okay to tell us)
Emb: ((alright
Hellaton: ((ive experienced losing someone love. i can tell you that it does get better, but the best thing to do is to surround yourself with friends.
Fanta: (({Alright..}
Emb: ((you both have people here for you :)
Emb: ((so don't worry
: Well she can always make servants that will literally worship her.
Hellaton: ((right
: Or pass more bills.
: The amp is leading...upstairs.
Hellaton: ((it takes time, i'll tell you that.
Gaster: follows that cord, he's got a nose to break.
Hellaton: same
Emb: follows.
: The kunoichi snaps awake.
Barchar: could do with servants if they'd get her money
Emb: ...
Barchar: some might have moral quandaries
Hellaton: ...
Emb: Hello.
Barchar: some are not barchar
Barchar: "...Hello."
: ...And promptly chugs their namesake, a giant bottle of whisky.
: Before passing out.
Emb: ...Okay.
Gaster: -lol-
Fanta: ((We don't know how different the new person is
: Skar the Blue Skull just sleeps.
Emb: - She continues following the cord. -
Fanta: ((We just have to see
: Also, these are demons, implying they have morals.
Hellaton: ((right
Barchar: "...Okay then"
Emb: ((good luck then
Barchar: "I'll just go on. Doing stuff."
Fanta: ((Maybe this won't be.. too bad
: Entering the door...
: Loops you around to the first room, the coord is now just leading upstairs.
Hellaton: ((i hope it gets better soon
Barchar: and i meant most normal people over the demons
Emb: Wh---
: Holy shit you just got gamed by the dark assembly.
Emb: Just...
Fanta: (({Thanks for being here}
Gaster: ...
DamnDude: (( I know you'll find out a good solution soon Slar ))
Gaster: What the fock
Emb: sighs and keeps following.
: ((I hope that you two recover okay))
: The succubus from before is laughing her ass off at you all.
Emb: ((same
: ((I feel bad for this situation))
Hellaton: .....
Gaster: ....
Emb: doesn't care. She continues.
Fanta: ((It's Azzy I'm worried about, I can cope, he's still young
: Going upstairs leads you to a...
Gaster: ((it can be a shock, but you're strong, Azzy. We believe in you.
: News broadcasting room, Pleinair is sitting at a chair, Axel is loudly playing his guitar.
Emb: ((we do believe in you
: Cameras are rolling.
Hellaton: ((we all believe in you.
Emb: Hello.
: Pleinar has an obvious look of discomfort on her face.
Fanta: (({Thanks.. guys}
Emb: And stop your guitar.
: Do you REALLY want to interrupt national television?
Frisk: * Emb fucking ruins the sneak attack
Barchar: you're cute Laharl.
Emb: - well i mean -
: They can't hear Emb over the guitar anyway.
Emb: - who---alright -
Emb: - who cares about sneak attacks -
Barchar: taps Axel's shoulder
Fanta: ((Alright, going to bed now
Frisk: * This is
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Emb: - if they can murder axel and not care we can murder axel -
Frisk: * National
Hellaton: ((we love you, as a friend. you're wonderful. you're strong, you're amazing. goodnight.
Frisk: * Television
: What looks like a pink-haired cleric with a Zarya do is sneaking up on Axel with a knife.
: She spots the group, and runs off.
Barchar: "Mike says hi." she punches him in the nose.
Emb: - Damn -
Emb: - LOL -
: Lol you just busted someone who was going to murder Axel.
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: -Aww.-
Emb: ...
: Axel's nose is broken, he flies across the desk.
Barchar: we've established he comes back anyway
Barchar: "...Wow. That was FUN!"
Barchar: "Hi Plenair."
: Pleinair just, stares off into the camera as this chaos unfolds.
Emb: Good job.
Hellaton: ((small: i was gonna do that :/
Emb: Is that all?
Emb: Oh wait, no. Stop playing your guitar.
Barchar: "I dunno. I could kill him."
: The writer of the script in the background tries to run away, knowing what's about to happen.
Emb: Okay, that's probably done.
Barchar: looks at him. She pulls out the coupon."
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Barchar: "Y'all run along."
: "..."
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: "Make it quick so I can respawn."
Gaster: ... Okay.
Emb: Alright.
: Axel is bleeding out of his nose on the floor.
Barchar: "Oh, trust me, it'll be pleeenty quick."
Hellaton: takes the guitar. "Plplease only play publicly whwhen you know how to."
: The guitar shocks Hellaton.
Barchar: GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASERs the poor poor screenwriter
Emb: - o dam -
: Because thats still a demon guitar imbued with magic.
Gaster: "accidentally" steps on Axel while running to help Hellaton.
Frisk: ((Hella snaps the guitar in half /s
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Hellaton: accidentally snaps the guitar in two.
: Axel makes groans of pain, while the screenwriter just sighs as he's oblooterated.
: Actually, the guitar doesn't snap in two.
: That shit's made out of adamantium.
Emb: walks over Axel. A lot.
Hellaton: fuck
Barchar: smiles, taking the buster off. "Well. I'm going home."
: Axel reaches out, and pulls out a pack of chewing gum.
Barchar: "We'll be back, Plenair."
Hellaton: probably snapped the strings
Emb: ...What're you doing?
: He eats it, yes, he eats gum, and a large healing number appears above him
Barchar: tries to cut Axel's cord with her sabre
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Emb: Ah, okay.
Emb: Well, we don't mind you being alive or anything, just shut your guitar up.
: Axel picks up his guitar, and revs up the chainsaw part of it.
Emb: And don't play it again.
Emb: Oh.
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Gaster: stares him down, summoning a blaster.
: He holds the axe like a lightsaber.
Emb: takes out her umbrella, but really she's just gonna be kinda useless if something goes down.
Barchar: looks back. "...What do you think you're doing?"
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Emb: Wait, can't we all just run?
: "I'm a level 500 Dark Warrior Axe specialized!"
Emb: Okay.
Hellaton: ...Cccan we sesettle this peacefullly?
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: "Baby, team attack!" He goes for a team attack, pleinair doesn't join in, and the attack fails horribly.
Emb: - rip -
Barchar: "..."
Gaster: smiles. "Heh."
: As in he throws down the axe at Emb, misses, imbeds it in the floor, and falls on his own weapon.
Gaster: You're cute.
Emb: ...
Barchar: "Let's just go home."
Emb: You tried.
Barchar: (so, Chime, what would you say is a mannerism of Gaster?)
Hellaton: was hoping for a guitar contest but this works.
Emb: begins walking out. Painfully slowly.
Emb: - Tauntingly slowly. -
: And, because Barchar landed the last hit.
Gaster: ((Well, he usually tries his best to be polite.
: Uh, Barchar now has 710 Mana from killing botht he screenwriter and Axel.
Emb: landed the last hit by stomping on him though
Barchar: wow
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Barchar: that's a lot of mana jesus
: 9 year old stomp, it didn't even register as damage.
Hellaton: ....Yyyou tried so hard, aaand got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. You had to fall, to lose it all. But in the end, it doesn't even maaaaaatter...
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Emb: - "A lot." -
Hellaton: switched to singing in the middle of that.
Emb: - besides when you're a leader of an army you're pretty physically fit -
Gaster: sighs. "Let's go home, alright?"
: Axel's corpse dissipates into blue orbs, which fly into Barchar as mana.
Emb: - dammit alright -
Barchar: "...I feel..."
Barchar: "Mana...y."
Hellaton: picks Gaster up in a hug.
: -Strangely aroused?-
Emb: finally walks out.
: The rest of the news broadcast is just
: Pleinar staring at the TV screen.
Emb: Oh, and you're welcome.
: Hwo the fuck did she become a television mascot again?
Hellaton: kisses his fiancé as he exits.
Barchar: isn't omniscient in this dimension so she doesn't even notice
Gaster: is hugged and carried out.
Hellaton: is having a mostly symptom-free day. This is a first.
: As you exit, you see a newly respawned Axel making his way back to the TV room.
: Oh well.
Gaster: attempts to break his nose.
Barchar: "Hi again. Have fun, friend."
Hellaton: makes sure to trip him
Gaster: -jk-
: [Dodge]
Emb: ((gtg, rather at a nice time
Hellaton: gdi
Barchar: walks out, giving him a finger gun
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Hellaton: ((cya
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Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "This place is awesome."
Emb: ((gn
Barchar: decides to leave, nevertheless
Gaster: Heh.
Hellaton: stops when they reach MV. "....Wwwe brbroke his nose."
Barchar: "Yup."
Barchar: "And obliterated a screenwriter."
: "Thanks."
Barchar: "But the first was more fun."
Gaster: I'd come back just to do it again.
Hellaton: Sssame.
Barchar: "Question: What's a good thing to do with a bunch of that...mana stuff?"
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Gaster: ((mv: shove it up ur but hol
: "You can make servants, pass bills"
Barchar: "Servants?"
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Hellaton: ((disgaea me: you can bend others to your will.
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: "Y'know, create people in the Dark Assembly, loyal to you and you alone."
Gaster: ((oh shit vinny is streaming... something
Barchar: "...Interesting."
Barchar: sounds just a bit sinister, but eh
Barchar: "Well. I'll save." She says, shrugging. "See you later, Mike."
: "Bye."
Gaster: waves to Mike as they leave.
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Hellaton: does as well.
Barchar: walks back to the bar, sitting back donw
Barchar: fixes the TV first
Gaster: ((AGAIN
: ((Hell him to stop fisting the roof))
: TellI
: Tell*
Hellaton: twirls as he enters the bar, smooching Gaster.
Gaster: ((he has a vr
Gaster: Ooooh!
Gaster: laughs, smooching back.
: ((Well))
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: ((He's still fisting the roof))
Barchar: "You're affectionate today. "She notes.
Hellaton: is whirring.
: The TV broadcast is just, Pleinair staring at the TV.
Hellaton: Iii'm just so hahappy.
: Axel has apparently gone off to do something else.
Gaster: And I'm overjoyed that you're happy.
Frisk: ((Hella is so happy that he reaches a new level of happiness
: ((Hella evolves into Sylveon confirmed))
Hellaton: ((honestly it is a new level for him
Hellaton: ((omg
Frisk: ((Hella would evolve into Espeon
Hellaton: ((he'd be espeon or umbreon tbh
Frisk: ((yeah
Frisk: ((Laharl evolves into Trubbish
Hellaton: ((metta is sylveon
Frisk: ((Laharl: fuck
Frisk: ((Laharl is trash
Hellaton: ((so he's garbodor
Frisk: ((True.
Frisk: ((He also likes breaking shit
: ((I'm the trashiest eeveelution, Umbreon))
Frisk: ((Like chairs
Frisk: ((And shit
Frisk: ((what eeveelution would i be
Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((You broke your couch.
Frisk: ((Nice.
Hellaton: ((flareon
Gaster: ((what if there's a poison type eeveelution and it's covered in tresh
Frisk: ((Ew, Flareon
Frisk: ((I don't want to be Blazefire
Hellaton: ((id either be sylveon or an uninvented steel one
Hellaton: ((ok jolteon
: ((Still waiting for Secteon the bug eevee))
Gaster: ((no scrubs
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Frisk: ((Still waiting for Trasheon
Gaster: hugs his fiance close. "Your good mood.. is it because of what we did yesterday?"
Hellaton: Yyes.
Hellaton: hugs back.
Gaster: Mmmh... too bad I can't do stuff like that more often.
Hellaton: Ththe party, thhhe proposallll, everything... it's just so mumuch.
Hellaton: I... fifinally feel appppreciated.
Gaster: ... I love you, you know.
Hellaton: Iii love you too.
Hellaton: It's jujust... everyone... People acactually like me, Gaster. Nonot just a couple peoplle, but a good grgroup of people aaactually like me!
Gaster: And why wouldn't they? You're so easy to love.
Frisk: ((Good job CaU, we improved Hella's life for the better
Hellaton: ((we did ut reddit
Hellaton: ((*it
Gaster: ((... why did python randomly pop up
Frisk: ((We did it Reddit, we didn't ruin somebody's life
DamnDude: (( The coding software has taken you over Chime ))
Barchar: "Of course we like you Hella, we-proposal?"
Gaster: Oh, right, you missed it...
Hellaton: Gggaster... a fefew months ago, peoplllle only sasaw me for my lllooks. Eveven before that, peopllle either wawanted me gone becacause I took up sppppace, or hahated me for actions I nenever performed. Nnnever has ananyone gennuinely liliked me, exceppt one peperson, untitil I escaaaped. And hohonestly? Iii'm happy Iii hahave you guys.
Gaster: I... oh my god, Hella. I love you so much, and i don't ever want you to forget that.
Gaster: That's why I chose to marry you.
Hellaton: Iii nenever will.
Barchar: "Oh my god, you're going to-okay that's amazing."
Hellaton: holds Gaster close.
Gaster: ((gaster: you're mine forever and ever
Hellaton: ((hella: knknow what no fufuck off
Barchar: "I...Jesus. I'm actually feeling...happy. Because of someone that isn't a goat. I'm not used to this."
Barchar: "And I think i'm happy FOR him. That's weird. I'm not great with empathy."
Barchar: "Hm."
Gaster: ...It's okay Chara.
Hellaton: Hhah... you're not ththe only one not uuused to feelings.
Frisk: ((Gaster: ... Wanna join the threesome?))
Frisk: ((Hella:
Barchar: (Barchar: sorry, no gotes no deal)
Hellaton: ((mettaton: gaster stop
Frisk: ((Hella: ....... dodon'r.
Frisk: ((Metta: Dodon'r?
Frisk: ((Gaster: .. I need to fix the fucking errors.
Frisk: ((Metta: Oh.
Barchar: "'s less that I don't feel them and more that usually it's just..."
Barchar: "Dull."
Barchar: "I kinda burnt out my emotions in the first couple of years."
Barchar: "Well, the negative ones. The positive ones I burnt out in that...weird, psycho-happy phase."
Barchar: "God I'm glad that's over."
MettatonSEX: -He bursts in from the front door. He immediately joins the hug pile.- Hello, my sweethearts! And hi, Barchar.
Hellaton: Oh! Hhi, Metta.
Barchar: "Hi, Mettaton."
Gaster: screams a little.
Gaster: Oh my god, warn me when you do that!
Barchar: internally: "at least you get my name right geez"
MettatonSEX: Sorry, sorry...
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MettatonSEX: -He unhugs.- Are you hurt?
Hellaton: Aare yoyou okay?
Gaster: I'm fine.
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MettatonSEX: I'm sorry about that, Wing.
Gaster: Honey, I'm fine.
MettatonSEX: No, for not warning you.
MettatonSEX: -He kisses Gaster, then Hellaton, then Gaster again.-
Gaster: You're fine, too. You didn't know.
MettatonSEX: -He slowly hugs this time.-
Hellaton: kinda... beeps and whirrs. Like, cute BB-8 beeping.
Gaster: sighs. "Stop walking on eggshells!"
Barchar: giggles. Before her eyes widen, grabbing her throat. "...I can do that?" she muttered, genuinely shocked
Frisk: ((Barchar throws an egg at Hella
Frisk: ((Hella grabs it
Frisk: ((Puts it on Metta's leg
Frisk: ((It fries!
MettatonSEX: ...Um. Are you...
Hellaton: ....
Gaster: Are you alright, Barchar?
Barchar: "Huh? No, I'm fine. I think."
Hellaton: I... nenever knew.... ............I dodon't know why ththis happened.
Barchar: "Am I fine?" She said, looking confused. "I don't know. I'm probably fine."
Barchar: "...Giggles feel WEIRD." she said, shaking her head. "How do people just do that? a lot?"
MettatonSEX: No idea.
Hellaton: ........
Gaster: Well, they're really happy.
Barchar: "...Anyeay. Sorry. Don't mean to make this about me. You things."
Hellaton: Cccan ananyone explain whhhy I just maaaade noises like ththat?
MettatonSEX: It's fine.
Barchar: "Be...cute. I think that's what's making this happen. Maybe."
MettatonSEX: And honestly, Hella? My best guess is you've got something in you that makes you beep when you're elated.
Hellaton: .......
Barchar: "I mean, pretty much. Looks like it at least."
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Gaster: ... I don't remember putting the noises in there.
Hellaton: ...........
Barchar: "Dunno why Alphys would put that in. Maybe so she can...beat you when you start making those noises or something."
Hellaton: Prorobably.
Hellaton: Shhhe's... she doesn't mamatter. Whhhat matters nonow is everyyy person who cacares about me.
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Barchar: "Damn right, Hella."
Barchar: "We can go kill her at some point if you want."
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Hellaton: Iiif we didid we'd have to go to heher lab and hhhonestly? Not dodoing that.
Barchar: "Fair."
Barchar: "I can probably manage to get her in here, though."
Gaster: True.
Barchar: "...Heh. Maybe that can be your birthday gift next time."
Hellaton: ...Iii'd rarather not.
Frisk: ((Barchar snaps Hella's Alphys's neck
Barchar: "Oh. Fair. Okay."
Barchar: "Sorry."
Frisk: ((Hella: Iii wawanted to kkkkill heher
Barchar: is aching for a good neck snap
Hellaton: I appppreciate the offer, but... shshe can suffer bbback there.
Barchar: has threatened it so many times but hasn't gotten a chance
Gaster: ((barchar: well we all don't get what we want
Barchar: "Fair."
Barchar: "Not much worse punishment than being stuck in underfell."
MettatonSEX: Knowing the way your timeline operates, that's brutal.
Barchar: "I can probably figure out how to shut down the anydoor in that dimension, though. MAke sure nobody comes for you."
Hellaton: ...Iii ththink we'd all apppreciate ththat.
Frisk: ((Barchar: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neeeeckkk
Gaster: ... It'd be good.
Frisk: ((Hella: Eeeeedddgyyyy.
Barchar: (Barchar would totally fly in an underfell dimension)
Barchar: (nobody would even notice)
Barchar: (Someone who looks like a mess with crimson eyes and a black color scheme?)
Barchar: (She certainly woudln't get any more outed than anyone else)
Barchar: "Well, I can do that then."
Hellaton: ((hellaton's character development from angry unable to do much awkward quiet constantly sad unloved and broken to functional still awkward but more vocal still sad a lot but actually feels happiness loved able to actually do things without breaking and angry when needed has been one of the best character arcs ive done
Hellaton: Ththank you.
Barchar: "No problem, Hella."
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Hellaton: beeps again.
Hellaton: !
MettatonSEX: ...That's actually pretty cute.
Hellaton: ((hi
Gaster: ... Ah! You're cute.
: edupstv [] is now it takes two [].
: (( hi
Hellaton: Yyou guguys!
Hellaton: smooches both of his fiancés.
Barchar: smiles. She almost giggles, but she'd rather not feel that again.
MettatonSEX: -He returns the kiss.-
Frisk: ((yeah, hella has had a loooooot of character development
Gaster: kisses back.
: it takes two [] is now it takes two [Marty McFly].
Marty McFly: "2015 sucks dick"
: it takes two [Marty McFly] is now it takes two [].
Gaster: -agreed-
Gaster: -and now i'm fucking craving mcdonalds, what the hell-
: Marty McFly: "1985 is the shit"
: Marty McFly: "like, we've got fucking ecto cooler"
Frisk: ((i just remembered that my friend has a napstablook shirt
: Marty McFly: "fuck 2015 and your Hi-C"
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Frisk: * ew mcdonalds
Frisk: * well
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Frisk: * it's kinda good.
Frisk: * not the best but
Frisk: * i can deal with it
Hellaton: ((its decent
: omg i saw on buzzfeed that mcdonalds is BRuTAL AND HAS A DISGUSTING PRocess BEHiND HOW THEY MAKE THEiR FOOD!!!!
Barchar: (Mcdonals is good with fries)
: ((Tfw you're trying to balance out the pokemon so you guys can't fuck over the second gym with leafeons and shit))
Barchar: (everything else is just)
Barchar: (eh)
Gaster: ((i want the fries specifically
Barchar: are you high yet
: (( Laharl eats himself because he thinks he's a cinnamon toast
Gaster: ((lahar, devourer of all strikes yet again.
Hellaton: ((gg
: (( 10/10
Frisk: ((LA
Frisk: ((HARL
Frisk: ((WHY
Frisk: ((OKAY SO
Frisk: ((YOU
Frisk: ((DRANK INK
Frisk: ((ATE GLASS
Frisk: ((
: ((OH GOD))
: (( "cinnamon toast cocaine", adding that to the list of band names
: (( i do not feel sorry
Hellaton: ((h o w
Barchar: (you)
Barchar: (fucking)
Barchar: (idiot)
Frisk: ((YOU
Frisk: ((BASTARD
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Frisk: ((WHY
Frisk: ((HOW
Frisk: ((I CAN'T
Frisk: ((FUCKING
: (( Hi bread, laharl just snorted a line
Frisk: ((EVEN
Frisk: ((I'VE NEVER
Frisk: ((SEEN
Frisk: ((ANYBODY
Frisk: ((IN MY LIFE
Gaster: ((bad luck laharl
: (( plot twist: laharl walked under stairs at a young age
: (( a ladder*
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: ((I fell off a ladder and busted an artery in my forehead))
: (( close enough
: ((and I have a harry potter scar to commemorate it))
Barchar: (Laharl's house was built on an ancient indian ladder burial ground)
Frisk: ((What. The fuck.
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Frisk: ((LAHARL
: (( inb4 laharl coughs up glass and ink
Hellaton: ((yes
Gaster: ((yes
Frisk: ((yes
Hellaton: ((also, post this on tifu
Frisk: ((^
Hellaton: ((your life is full of tifu stories
Barchar: (>TIFU by living)
: (( ))
Hellaton: ((tifu by being laharl
: (( Everybody comment on that post "i was there physically"
: (( /r/tifu is getting a lot of pkgo related posts
: ((Now i'm gonna get called a fucking poptart by the entirety of reddit.
Frisk: ((It was removed
Gaster: ((oh...
Barchar: (probably for being too short)
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Barchar: (nope)
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: (( TL;DR laharl snorted cinnamon toast cocaine
Barchar: (for not being your fault (which seems like a questionable decision but whatever) and being too 'mundane')
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Jeska or Jekon: (police bread hows overwatch?
: ))
: ((Good,))
: ((Now))
: ((They won't fucking ridicule me))
Hellaton: ((you could post how you accepted the dare to eat glass
: (( "TIFU by eating crushed glass and making people think I was dead"
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Hellaton: ((my rc barbie car one was a wild ride
: ((Over watch is pretty good))
: ((Overwatch*
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: ((I mean))
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: ((Currently deciding if I should give in and make the next gl another hybrid or not))
: ((Because I fucking love all this fancy gij art with their nice dress uniforms and shit))
: ((It depends on what you like))
: ((So many nice dresses and tuxedos))
Jeska or Jekon: ((brtter than team fortress
: ((Better, but also more expensive))
: ((By sixty dollars, cause TF2 is free))
Hellaton: ((i gotta ink sherry noble
Gaster: ((i'm gonna have to put sadako on the computer
Barchar: (yazan i...)
Barchar: (agree at tghis particular moment)
Barchar: (while tf2 is super fucked)
: ((They ruined TF3))
: ((Tf2
: ((Meat your Match has causes riots))
: *
Frisk: ((
: ((But it isn't bad.))
: (( tf3 confirmed by bread
Gaster: ((bread are we getting hl3 too
Hellaton: ((KONO DIO DA
: ((They removed valve servers, made the Competative format the norm.))
: ((Fuck that))
: ((Fucking leaver penalties))
: ((In TF2))
: (( Laharl's skateboard
: ((To be honest, that looks badass))
: ((It sucks for skateboarding I assume))
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: ((But it looks cool))
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Barchar: (they are fixing things)
Barchar: (like)
Barchar: (there)
Hellaton: ((gn friends
Frisk: ((I'm going to start naming the rest of my Pokémon after anime characters
Frisk: ((gn
Barchar: (there's no leabing penalty in casual now)
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Barchar: (but valve just really missed the point of tf2 with how they handled casual mode)
Barchar: (as some dude on reddit said)
Frisk: ((Laharl, will naming my Pokémon after anime characters increase my style
Barchar: (they took a game that facilitated dance parties, spycrabs and sandvich hoovies)
: ((Its obvious they're setting up for Matchmaking and saying fuck you to everyone else))
Barchar: (and made it about winning, even in pubs0
Jeska or Jekon: (Never cared for tf2
: ((TF2 is not competitive, if I wanted a competitive game i'd go buy Overwatch))
Barchar: (which was a mistake)
Barchar: (tf2 has great competetive potential)
: ((Yeah, but that shouldn't be at expense of the non-competitive base))
Barchar: (that comeptetive potential just shoudln't be force don anyone who isn't interested)
Barchar: (like me)
Jeska or Jekon: (I prefer more realistic shooters
Barchar: (to be fair though i pretty much only play tf2 for like)
: ((Like, my favorite thing to do right now is play spy, take out my giant fucking prinny machete, and get into stabfights using my giant fucking anime knife))
Jeska or Jekon: (well tactical like insurgency
Barchar: (two days after each major updat)
: ((Yeah, you'd probably dislike overwatch))
: ((Overwatch is far from realistic))
: ((Like, why tf can a reignhardt block a fucking earthshatter))
: (( ))
: ((High NOOOOON))
: ((Also, fuck the enemy team))
Gaster: ((hm
Gaster: ((do i want to draw
Gaster: ((or do i want to watch vinny play doom wads
Jeska or Jekon: (plus Id just be winston or basiton
: ((Wait, Chime, I need to know one thing))
: ((Since we're gonna be sliding in your Gij, want me to supply a team for them to use, and you can RP them in-universe?))
: ((FOr a battle.))
: ((I got queued with 4 lvl 100s on and a lvl 200 on the enemy team once))
Gaster: ((sure, if you want
: ((But hell, we won, so I guess it didn't matter))
Jeska or Jekon: ((play verdun and be miserable as its an accurate portrayal of WW1
: ((Alright, I don't like roleplaying other people's characters and such))
Jeska or Jekon: (get out of the trench and get shot immediately
Gaster: ((i mean she's a gengar, so i'm guessing she'd mostly be a ghost type
: ((Ghost/Psychic, I had an idea to make her the GL for that gym))
: ((Since it's literally run by the mafia))
Gaster: ((oooh, good idea
Gaster: ((
Gaster: ((vinesauce is fun
Frisk: (("* You held on to your butt. You are filled with determination." -Frisky, 2015))
: ((Yeah, thats gonna be the second gym, sicne I realized the BASS CANNON gym would have to wait for lore points))
Gaster: ((ooooh, okay
Frisk: ((Ah
Gaster: ((so i should get drawin'
Frisk: ((A ghost/psychic gym
Frisk: ((Neato
: ((Corsiva might be getting a freebie in that one since you're gonna be operating the GL))
: ((And i'm not making you face yourself in a fight to the death))
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Gaster: ((okay
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Frisk: ((So, Laharl, will we be fighting wild Pokémon in Showdown and if we beat them we get the chance to capture them like in Reborn?))
: ((Fuck no))
Frisk: ((Ah))
: ((I've caught on by now that you're ALWAYS going to beat the random fucking pokemon))
Frisk: ((So we're getting freebies
Gaster: ((nice
Frisk: ((What about the golden magikarp, Laharl))
Gaster: ((everything but him
: ((>Implyinh its still a magikarp))
Gaster: ((... oh
Frisk: ((It's like a god
Gaster: (([i]oh no[/i]
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: ((Why did I just get the mental image of Karamatsu hearing Corsiva has pokemon))
: ((And immediately settling down and giving her a pokemon lesson on 'Things not to fuck with'))
Karamatsu: ((>.>
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: ((Like a slideshow entirely of golden magikarps and meteor admins))
Myko: ((Apparently it's been so long I had to log back in))
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Gaster: ((hi nancy
: ((Ayy))
Frisk: ((Hi, Nancy.))
Gaster: ((... it's 2 am... but fukkit
Gaster: ((imma at least get lineart down
Frisk: ((Laharl snorted cinnamon toast crunch.))
Frisk: ((And he broke his chair.))
Frisk: ((And he fell off a shelf.))
Nance: ((Could be worse))
Frisk: ((And he had a CD explode in his hand and almost died.))
Frisk: ((Well, not really.))
: ((I didn't almost die, I doubt the shrapnel could pierce my jugulae or some shit))
Frisk: ((Considering your fucking luck, yes, it will.))
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: ((Ayy Nance, hows it been))
Frisk: ((¥
Frisk: ((What.))
Frisk: ((^*
Nance: ((It's been aight. I've been actually really goddamn busy IRL))
Frisk: ((Ah, I see.))
Frisk: ((I'm glad you're not gone forever or something like that))
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Nance: ((Nah, just poking my head in from time to time
Frisk: ((Are you going to stay busy or will you start coming in more often?))
Nance: ((I have no idea. I have to get ready to move onto campus in these coming months))
Frisk: ((Oh, okay))
Frisk: ((That's fine))
Gaster: ((Oh, you're staying on-campus? Congrats!
Frisk: ((Yeah, that's pretty cool.))
Frisk: ((Kinda.))
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Nance: ((Yep, finally going to a school that I don't suffer from Senioritis in and doesn't suck
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Gaster: ((... and there goes my brother, punching the basement ceiling again
: ((Punch your brother
Nance: ((At least he's not punching through the basement...?))
Frisk: ((Basically, lots of stuff happened when you were gone, Nancy
Frisk: ((Which is to be expected
: ((Lots of stuff as in 'lots of things that DON;T KINDA impact regular RP too much'))
: (('That you don't really need to know to survive if you want to get back into RP'))
Nance: ((Ah, alright))
Frisk: ((Right
Frisk: ((What Laharl said
: ((Like, the big notable thing that actually impacts the bar is that theres a vending machine that gives literally anything in it now))
Gaster: ((as long as it's not super ridiculous
: ((Current Events: Slarvath's new arc based on his game, me doing Pokemon, and Frisky don't Pokemon Mystery Dungoeon))
: ((None of which effect the bar too much))
Frisk: ((1. Frisk became a fucking Pokémon trainer. 2. Master Roshi is a character now. 3. Laharl breaks everything now. 4. Slarvath made a new arc.
Gaster: ((frisky, don't pmd
Frisk: ((How dare you, Chime
Frisk: ((5. Hellaton is now Frisk's stepdad.))
Nance: ((And meanwhile all that happened around me is that Usthem promptly died
Nance: ((And I managed to salvage some people into a tavern that's hardly ever busy
Frisk: ((Ah.))
Frisk: ((6. Drama.))
Frisk: ((7. Azzy has never been brought back. Thanks, Nance.))
Frisk: ((8. But it was me, Dio!))
Nance: ((Well when put up against an unkillable enemy, just gotta make the punishment worse than death))
Frisk: ((Righto.))
Frisk: ((Azzy actually texted Frisk one time but she soon blocked him after that.))
Frisk: ((He sent Frisk a dick pic.))
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Frisk: ((9. Bread is good at HaH.))
Gaster: ((hey laharl, question about hybrids. Can they Mega-Evolve?
: ((Never thought about that))
: ((I mean, I guess?))
: ((Probably?))
: ((Would probably hurt))
Gaster: ((yeah, that's what i was thinking too
Nance: ((I'd imagine since ordinary automobiles can't mega evolve, hybrids can't either))
Gaster: ((so - oh my god nance
: ((Nance omf
Frisk: ((Hah.
Gaster: ((anyway for sadako i'm thinking it'd be a last resort thing then
DamnDude: (( I think the main issue with hybrids mega-evolving is they probably need a specific stone for that hybrid. ))
DamnDude: (( Also, that was amazing Nance ))
DamnDude: (( Also hi Nance ))
: ((I'll make sure the ace of Sadako's team is a Mega Gengar))
Frisk: ((10. DD roleplays Master Roshi.))
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Nance: ((Heya, also thanks, also I'll keep that in mind))
Master Roshi: (( He's not kidding for once ))
: ((Er, DD))
Gaster: ((well, seeing as Sadako is a crime boss, she can probably get her hands on things most people don't have.
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Ed: -It seems like someone is trying to join the server-
Ed: -If no one else is-
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: ((I want to know how I got through those bones untouched))
Frisk: ((Family Reunion -:- Nance: I'm tired of taking care of kids every damn day Gaster: That's why I always do cool shit without them!))
: ((DD has created a monster))
: ((Arrows against Muffet Heart))
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: ((Mfw DD stacks a deathwasher on me))
: GG))
DamnDude: (( I was watching for a second, and then I realized ))
DamnDude: (( "Oh shit there's still shit on my side" ))
Nance: ((Nance: BRB, taking kids out for a journey across time and space; won't be gone long))
DamnDude: (( And I crashed ))
: ((Nance steals a tardis))
Nance: ((Nance don't need no fucking tardis))
: ((There was a part where I had circle of death and Asgore attack on you))
: ((And you lost a fourth of your HP) in one round))
DamnDude: (( I'm ready if you are Laharl ))
: ((Nah i'm done for a bit))
DamnDude: (( Also I was off by one point to get rid of that a turn earlier ))
: ((If you see Circle of Death, you nuke that shit))
: ((No matter what))
DamnDude: (( That's what I was talking about ))
: ((Nance, ever played Have a Heart?))
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: ((I want to get literally everyone addicted to this))
: ((Poor DD, I got him addicted and then dissapeared for a week))
Ed: "Hmm, seems like there's some competition somewhere."
Nance: ((Nope, I have not played it. Probably won't, considering where I'm headed))
: ((It's a free download, if you wanna try))
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Balrog: [color=#4a331b]"Wonder if that somewhere has some cash"[/color]
Frisk: ((It's pretty fun, but if you don't want to play it or if you can't, I won't really force you to))
Ed: "Well, we'll find out soon, let me just get this ready for us"
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Gaster: ((boop
Gaster: ((this is.. not bad for 2:30 in the morning artwork
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Gaster: ((and now i want to draw some more, rip me
: ((10/10
: ((Noice))
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Frisk: ((Laharl, what happens if a human fucks a gijinka
Frisk: ((Is the baby another gijinka
Gaster: ((... what if they're infertle
Frisk: ((Or is it something else entirely
Gaster: ((like, mules are infertile, iirc
Frisk: ((hmmm
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Frisk: ((Mules and hinnies have 63 chromosomes, a mixture of the horse's 64 and the donkey's 62. The different structure and number usually prevents the chromosomes from pairing up properly and creating successful embryos, rendering most mules infertile. There are no recorded cases of fertile mule stallions.
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Frisk: ((So yeah, Gijinkas could be infertile
Frisk: ((Not really sure though
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: ((Yeah, probly))
: ((I just use the gijs as an excuse to use all the nice tuxedos and dresses))
Frisk: ((It could be completely possible for other Gijinkas to fuck each other
Frisk: ((Then we can get a real life Metaton
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: ))
: ((Wait))
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: ((I just started paying attention, why are you guys discussing the fertility of mules?))
Frisk: ((Read the chat
Frisk: ((We're discussing Gijinkas
Nance: ((Apparently people are trying to make gijinkas breed
Frisk: (("However, there have been a very few cases where female mules were able to reproduce with purebred horses or donkeys. These cases are rare though and the general rule is that all male mules and most female mules are infertile."
Frisk: ((So uh))
: ((This was Frisky's train of thought))
Frisk: ((It would make sense Laharl))
: ((Not mine))
Frisk: ((Shhhh
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Frisk: ((If there were rare cases of Gijinkas giving birth))
Frisk: ((And most Gijinkas being infertile
: ((So, I could enable freeroam if nobody is planning to sleep))
: (((And we can gamble and shit))
Frisk: ((I can gamble and shit))
Frisk: ((But not with HaH))
: ((I'm not part of the arc))
Frisk: ((I'm too tired for that))
: ((Rip me))
Gaster: ((i need to go to bed
: Nobody turned off the bar TV
: Pleinair is still just, staring into the camera.
Frisk: ((okay
Frisk: ((gn chime
Frisk: ((Like, I can totally do freeroam
Frisk: ((So yeah
Gaster: ((gn
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DamnDude: (( I'm the only other member awake, aren't I ))
: literally the point of freeroam is for you use HaH for pokemon, so I guess Roshi could play his cards while Frisk tries other methods of acquiring mons
Frisk: ((I'm awake.))
Frisk: * Yeah.
Frisk: * Anyways, she decides to head to the timeline because why the hell not?
DamnDude: (( No, I'm saying in terms of normally Laharl wanted us to be not by our selves ))
Frisk: ((Master Roshi accompanies Frisk))
DamnDude: (( I'll just finish this Isaac later I guess ))
Frisk: ((Oh no))
DamnDude: (( And at that moment, Frisky realized they fucked up ))
Frisk: ((Frisk has to actually stay around Master fucking Roshi))
DamnDude: (( Hey, you added in the fucking yoursel ))
: ((Now, Freeroam, is where i'm lax))
: ((I'll let solos go in))
Frisk: ((Frisk has to be around this guy -
Frisk: ((Also, cool cool
Nance: ((Gonna go sleep; it's late over here and should be slep))
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Frisk: ((Alrighty!))
Frisk: ((Good night Nancy))
Nance: -(Nai-
Frisk: * Laharl, I'm in Arc Reactor
Frisk: * Same with DD
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Jeska or Jekon: (go the fuck to sleep
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Jeska or Jekon: (morining
Fanta: ((Morning
Jeska or Jekon: ((whats new
Fanta: ((What happened last night is new, but we're still sorting that whole situation out
Jeska or Jekon: ((really wasn't on last night
Fanta: ((Probably shouldn't talk about it again
Jeska or Jekon: (Fair enough
Fanta: ((I'm just gonna rp
Jeska or Jekon: (k
Fanta: is sitting on the couch with her head down
Jäger Leyline: -walks in
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Jäger Leyline: Hey Fanty
Fanta: "Hey.."
Jäger Leyline: you holding up?
Fanta: "Fine I guess.."
Jäger Leyline: wanna get a beer?
Fanta: "I already drank too much yesterday.. have a nasty hangover"
Jäger Leyline: Ah, doubt you're in the mood for more than
Fanta: "Not in the mood for much of anything..."
Jäger Leyline: I take it snuggling with your boyfriend isnt doing much
Fanta: "It's nice.."
Fanta: "How is Jeska..."
Jäger Leyline: come on,lets blow this Popsicle stand
Fanta: "Where are we going.."
Jäger Leyline: into town
Fanta: "Alright.. why not"
Jäger Leyline: grabs her hand and leads her into town
Fanta: follows absentmindedly
Jäger Leyline: so tell me, when was the last time you were in a brawl?
Fanta: "I don't remember.. last time I remember is when I fought barchar."
Jäger Leyline: well lets head to the local pub and get into the fight arena
Fanta: "Sure.."
Jäger Leyline: takes her to a pub where there s a group on men fighting in the mud outside and the crowd claps along
Fanta: from her clothes and appearance, she doesn't care what she looks like
Jäger Leyline: -the men are just beating the shit out of each other, until one of the is knocked out and the ref calls the victor
Jäger Leyline: so wanna get in there and throwdown?
Fanta: shrugs
Fanta: "Rules?"
Jäger Leyline: pushes her into the mud pit-
Fanta: is pushed in, she stumbles and gains her footing
Jäger Leyline: Yeah no magic and don't get your ass kicked
: Referee: it looks like we got a new challenger!
Fanta: is just staring ahead
: -theres a muscle gote walks towards her, punching his fists
Fanta: looks at him, then immediately goes for the legs
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Fanta: ((Hello
Jäger Leyline: 3(oi
Jäger Leyline: (oi
: -the goat takes the hit like a champ-
: ((Hello))
Fanta: I don't remember how long she's had claws, but she whips em out and starts hitting with those out
: -he blocks with his arm which is ripped to shreds but revealed to be a cybernetic arm after the fur is gone
Jäger Leyline: ohhh a filthly cheater
Fanta: tries to dig in with both her hands, then kick him in the gut once she has a grip
: -he takes the hit, but comes back with a backhand
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Jäger Leyline: (oi
Fanta: she takes that, her head snapping back, then comes back by trying to straight out gore him
Jeska or Jekon: -is still grooming the wolves-
Jäger Leyline: whoa there don't kill him
Fanta: not anywhere lethal
: -tries to throw Fanta off-
Barchar: what do you think the term 'gore' means
Fanta: stab with horns
Fanta: she's thrown off, she gets back up
: the guy starts a flurry of quick jabs at her
Fanta: tries to block one, and get around him
: -she does-
Fanta: then goes for an uppercut to the face
: -his head goes flying up-
Fanta: what
Fanta: like, off his body
Jäger Leyline: ((no the fist made contact and his head jerked back
Fanta: ((Oh ok
Fanta: she doesn't let up then, going for another
: hes stumbling backwards from the hits unable to keep his guard up
Fanta: does a fancy, but very forceful kick to the head
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Fanta: "Did I win..?"
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Fanta: she falls, but directs it toward him, trying to body slam
: she does
Emb: ((hello and oh cool
Fanta: gets on her knees on top of him and tries to keep punching him in the head
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Fanta: stops
Fanta: "..."
Jäger Leyline: lifts her up to her feet
Jäger Leyline: not bad there
: Ref: Our winner!
Fanta: "I did ok..?"
Jäger Leyline: I;ve seen worse
Jäger Leyline: Could always fight the champ if youre feeling lucky
Fanta: "Nah.. that's enough"
Jäger Leyline: yeah thats good, doubt you'd beat him
Fanta: rubs her horns
Jäger Leyline: feeling etter?
Jäger Leyline: better*
Fanta: "A bit.."
Fanta: "Thanks"
Jäger Leyline: wanna get that beer now?
Fanta: "Sure"
Jäger Leyline: leads her into the bar
Jäger Leyline: don't mind the muck you're covered in
Emb: - And when you open, you find a large insect screaming, running around with tables flipped. -
Emb: - The prank had to be finally fucking triggered so here we go. -
Jäger Leyline: grabs a honeybrew ale and slides it to her
Fanta: she drinks it
Jäger Leyline: is not at Grillbys
Fanta: think theyre elsewhere
Emb: - Fuck I ruined everything -
Emb: - Dammit fuck -
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Jäger Leyline: hows it taste?
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Fanta: "It's good"
Jäger Leyline: good
Jäger Leyline: you look good covered in mud
Fanta: "I bet I do.."
Jäger Leyline: looks like Hywel is missing out
Fanta: "He sleeps in a lot"
Jäger Leyline: pretty sure hes a myotonic ,
Jäger Leyline: or just a narcoleptic
Fanta: "Tends to happen a lot with my boyfriends, it's weird"
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Jäger Leyline: let me guess he saves that energy from when you two fuck right?
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Jäger Leyline: ((everyone is freakin out over pokemon go and its not even available in Korea
Fanta: "Nah, I do all the work"
Jäger Leyline: if he ain't pleasing ya, I'mma kick his lilly ass
Fanta: "Oh no, he's good."
Fanta: "I'm tired.."
Jäger Leyline: wanna head back?
Fanta: "Yeah.."
Jäger Leyline: dag, hoping for a fight myself
Jäger Leyline: oh well lets go
Fanta: gets up
Jäger Leyline: leads her back to the mountain house
Fanta: re-enters the house
Fanta: looks for hywel
Jäger Leyline: 5 bucks hes asleep
Fanta: looks in the bedroom
Jäger Leyline: called it, asleep like a comatose patient
Fanta: "He's missing out on a shower"
Fanta: "Which I'm gonna go get now"
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Fanta: heads off to go take a shower
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Fanta: showers without gote bf
Jäger Leyline: wait can I join?
Fanta: "Nope"
Fanta: said that from in the bathroom
Jäger Leyline: peaks in, "please/
Fanta: she reaches out from the shower curtain and pushes the door shut
Fanta: jager could have got a peek then if he wanted
Fanta: was not covering up well
Jäger Leyline: did
Jäger Leyline: you act like I haven't seen you naked before Fanta
Fanta: "Not in this form"
Jäger Leyline: can't be that different
Fanta: "You saw me naked as a dude"
Fanta: "Now shush and let me shower"
Jäger Leyline: besides when'd you get so concerned about the way others see you? a few months ago you were a prostitute
Fanta: "Showering now"
Jäger Leyline: waits for her to finish, hoping to get a peek
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Fanta: is smart enough to wrap herself in a towel before she gets out
Jäger Leyline: tell ya what, drop that towel and spin around and I'll forever leave you alone about it
Fanta: "You sure?"
Jäger Leyline: with the exception of intercourse
Jäger Leyline: of coruse
Fanta: "Fine, that's an offer I can't refuse"
Fanta: she does, quickly, and then puts it back on
Fanta: "Happy now?"
Jäger Leyline: good enough
Jäger Leyline: now get dressed
Fanta: closes the door on him again, and gets dressed in another thick shirt and pants
Jäger Leyline: flops on the couch
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Jäger Leyline: So Jeska and I talked about hooking up on our vacation
Fanta: "Yeah?"
Fanta: sits on a chair
Jäger Leyline: crazy huh?
Fanta: "Nah, figured you two would try it eventually"
Jäger Leyline: really?
Jäger Leyline: me? the biggest womanizer you know
Fanta: "Well, you two seem close enough for it"
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Jäger Leyline: (wtf?
Jäger Leyline: ((holy shite
Fanta: ((Hello CK
Jäger Leyline: never really cared about settilin down
Fanta: "Didn't think so"
Jäger Leyline: Loni always came first
Jäger Leyline: anything else was a temporary pleasure
Fanta: "How is she? Do you know?"
Fanta: "I haven't seen her or Azalea in a while"
Jäger Leyline: Azalea and Loni are at Loni's dorm at Yorkshire
Jäger Leyline: we're.....not on talking terms
Fanta: "Oh.."
Fanta: "Sorry..."
Jäger Leyline: still giving her everything she needs
Jäger Leyline: yeah.....
Jäger Leyline: thats why Jeska and I took that vacation
Jäger Leyline: get away from everything for a bit
Fanta: "I see"
Jäger Leyline: goes silent for a bit and just thinks
Fanta: has had her head down
Jäger Leyline: .......Jeska has paid off my debts
Fanta: "That's good"
Jäger Leyline: and helping me support Loni
Jäger Leyline: ...can't help but feel like I failed her though
Fanta: "You should.. you should try and make amends with her"
Jäger Leyline: ....for what though?
Fanta: "I don't know what she has against you"
Fanta: "But if you're not on speaking terms"
Fanta: "You need to.. I don't know"
Jäger Leyline: Oh Loni, I meant Jeksa
Jäger Leyline: I know what I did to Loni
Jäger Leyline: and I doubt talking will do anything
Fanta: "Well, you shouldn't just sit around and feel bad about it"
Fanta: "At least you can do something..."
Jäger Leyline: yeah well can't really go up to her and say, "Hey Loni sorry I murdered your parents 10 years ago, took you in, and convinced you that you were actually my sister
Fanta: "..oh.."
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Fanta: "I.. It'll take time, of course.. but she doesn't seem like the kind of person to hold a grudge... especially against someone who really cares about her, like you"
Jäger Leyline: ....we'll see....
Jäger Leyline: what about you? any plans for you and Hywel?
Fanta: "I've been considering one plan.."
Fanta: smiles a bit
Jäger Leyline: whats that?
Fanta: "Eh.. I dunno yet"
Fanta: "But do you know any good ring shops?"
Jäger Leyline: theres jewelers in town that can master hand craft you a ring
Jäger Leyline: or you can get one from Jeska's vault
Jäger Leyline: ain't that his job?
Fanta: shrugs
Fanta: "I don't know if he will"
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Jäger Leyline: lazy piece of shit
Fanta: "I think it's just that he isn't thinking about it"
Jäger Leyline: heh
Fanta: "I'm gonna go crawl back in bed with him, I'm all fluffy after the shower"
Jäger Leyline: oh? care if I join?
Fanta: "Nah"
Fanta: "Only room for two and the occasional fish"
Fanta: heads back to the bedroom
Jäger Leyline: You know if Jeska and I hook up we're totally gonna have a foursome! -said as she walks alway-
Jäger Leyline: (going to bed, gn
Fanta: ((Gn
Fanta: "Tootally"
Fanta: crawls into bed and snuggles tight to hywel
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Barchar: (toot)
Emb: ((hello
Fanta: ((Hello
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Fanta: ((He-
: ((Hello))
Fanta: is snuggled up to Hywel in bed, super fluffy
Hywel: -He's awake by now, snuggles back to fluff gote.-
Fanta: got out, did the stuff, and snuggled back in a few minutes ago
Hywel: -He must have been sleeping.-
Fanta: "Morning"
Fanta: is back to sounding depressed
Hywel: "Good morning."
Hywel: "How'd you sleep?"
Fanta: "Didn't"
Hywel: "...Oh."
Fanta: "Couldn't get to sleep.."
Hywel: "Well what did you do while you were awake?"
Fanta: "Lied here, then I eventually got up and moved to the couch"
Hywel: "Yeah?"
Fanta: "Jager took me to a tavern fighting.. club thing"
Hywel: "...You got into a bar fight?"
Fanta: "It was a fighting circle"
Hywel: "...Sounds dangerous."
Fanta: "It was, but I kicked the guy's ass and got out fine"
Fanta: "I was covered in mud, though, so I washed up"
Fanta: "Hence the fluffiness"
Hywel: "That's... Good, I just suggest you don't take your chances."
Fanta: "Didn't really want to, he just brought me and I went with it"
Fanta: "Won't do it again"
Hywel: "Thank you."
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Hywel: "...So, seen any good spots other than the hot spring here, yet? Like, nice views?"
Hywel: -If Slarv doesn't return, I'll assume Fanta fell asleep.-
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CryingEevee OOC: (( ))
CryingEevee OOC: (( ))
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Frisk: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Fanta: ((Hello
Emb: ((hello
Frisk: ((i literally just remembered that pmd is tomorrow wow ok))
Emb: ((and i remembered bastion is today
Emb: ((but idk
CryingEevee OOC: ((gg, best dungeon master))
Frisk: ((what
Frisk: ((i planned all of the shit out
Emb: ((there's a lot of arcs going on so i'm sure people would rather wait for bastion to be once there's less going on
Frisk: ((yeah tri, that's a good option))
Frisk: ((we don't want arcs piled on us like pancakes
Emb: ((alright
Frisk: ((i'm excited for your arc but it's better if you wait
Frisk: ((oh, and you can plan more shit also
Emb: ((yes
Frisk: ((so yeah))
Emb: ((i really don't know what to plan for, though
Frisk: ((well, an arc needs a plot to keep the audience interested, even if it's simple
Emb: ((bastion has plot and it's a bastion arc
Frisk: ((ah
Frisk: ((then use bastion plot
Emb: ((yeah
Fanta: ((I'll do stuff on Friday
Fanta: ((Chapter one dungeon, or side quests, idk
Frisk: ((wait it's still chapter 1?
Frisk: ((holy fuck
Fanta: ((Yes
Fanta: ((This is a long chapter, though
Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((edge
CryingEevee OOC: ((looks like a kirby final boss))
Fanta: ((Stuff with Azzy is going on now
Fanta: ((It's just as bad as we thought it was, and it could be worse
Emb: ((oh no
Frisk: ((fuck
Fanta: ((I just have to wait and see
Emb: ((brb
Fanta: ((At least she's trying to comfort him
Frisk: ((
Emb: ((back
Emb: ((my tulpa is worried, they hope azzy gets better
Fanta: ((Do they have a name?
Emb: ((i'm letting them decide their name, they aren't sure yet
Emb: ((they've actually considered the name frisk though
Fanta: ((Alright
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Frisk: ((
: ((Dank))
: ((Meem))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai chime))
Gaster: ((hi
Emb: ((hello chime
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Emb: ((k time for pokemon go apparently
Emb: ((brb
Gaster: ((K
Gaster: ((i'm just here attempting to eat fruit salad
CryingEevee OOC: ((fruit salad))
Gaster: ((it's one of those low-appetite days
CryingEevee OOC: ((yummy yummy))
Gaster: ((after i'm done i'm gonna see if i can stomach a cheese-filled pretzel or something
CryingEevee OOC: (( ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know in the slightest how i remembered the wiggles just from seeing the word "fruit salad"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am now legitimately listening to fruit salad yummy yummy.))
Gaster: ((haaaa
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Frisk: ((it's
Frisk: ((it's beautiful
CryingEevee OOC: ((today has been a weird nostalgia trip for me. first i find a 3d sonic fan game that made me feel nostalgic because it plays mostly like sonic adventure 2, and now the wiggles))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know how many times i've listened to fruit salad yummy yummy. i'm not using listen on repeat))
Gaster: ((i shouldn't be laughing i've been listening to this song too much
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i should stop listening to fruit salad yummy yummy, but i just can't. it's too catchy))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i have switched to listenonrepeat so i know how many times it's repeating))
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh, i should actually boot up sims 3 and finish frisky's sim, and then remember what sim i'm supposed to make next.))
Gaster: ((i'd boot up sims but i have a feeling there's something else i need to be doing
Emb: ((back
Emb: ((we found a golbat ;-;
Gaster: ((that's it?
Emb: ((yeah, it was freezing and glitching a lot
Emb: ((and my family is not good at technology
Emb: ((so naturally they're like "no just wait"
Emb: ((no you fucking restart the game
Gaster: ((yeah
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Gaster: ((i'm glad you can catch the starters as rares though
Emb: ((so it froze during its capture so we walked all the way back and it "turns out" you just had to [i]restart it[/i]
Emb: ((yeah
Emb: ((wait they're rare? i have squirtle
Gaster: ((i think they're rare
Emb: ((oh cool
Gaster: ((i mean i caught a squirtle last night
Emb: ((i also heard rhyhorn is rare, we have rhyhorn. they're weak though
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still haven't bothered booting pokemon go))
Emb: ((what is it called to bottle up rage?
Frisk: ((tri, have you caught master roshi yet))
Emb: ((i don't believe so
Emb: ((depends on what pokemon that is
Gaster: ((oh i remember what i was gonna do
CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot you wanted me to make your sim a fairy, frisky.))
Gaster: ((i was gonna start building a ghost/psychic team
Emb: ((ah
Frisk: ((
Emb: ((i'm still just going for eevee being annoying and tepig being fucking devastating
Emb: ((drampa isn't in pokemon go yet
Frisk: ((oh yeah))
Frisk: ((last night i got four more pokémon in laharl's arc))
Emb: ((woah what
Emb: ((you have a full team them
Emb: ((then*
Frisk: ((i stayed up really late and did freeroam
Frisk: ((same with dd
Emb: ((if only i could do that
Emb: ((brb
Frisk: ((iirc me and dd have full teams now
Gaster: ((wow
Emb: ((back, sorry, had to pretend to laugh
Gaster: ((i need a reason for Sadako not to fight Corsi
Emb: ((anyway i could stay up but i would be on my tablet and i suck at mobile
Frisk: ((I have Eevee, Houndour, Petilil, Squirtle, Pikachu, and Gulpin
Frisk: ((I hate Gulpin
Emb: ((why?
Frisk: ((Because
Emb: ((seems legit
Frisk: ((It's fucking Gulpin
Emb: ((well i suppose
Frisk: ((I don't want Gulpin, it's one of my least favorite Pokémon
Emb: ((i only have favorites, for different things
Frisk: ((If I get another Pokémon I'm getting rid of Gulpin
Emb: ((favorite cute is wooper favorite cool is azelf
Gaster: ((gulpin used to freak me out as a kid
CryingEevee OOC: ((yo frisky, what kinda personality did you want for your sim?))
Frisk: ((make me a manipulative asshat
Frisk: ((also yeah i never liked gulpin
Frisk: ((it's just
Frisk: ((ugh
Frisk: ((swalot is decent
Frisk: ((but gulpij
Frisk: ((gulpin*
Frisk: ((no
Gaster: ((swalot is better
Emb: ((swalot is cool
Frisk: ((yeah
Emb: ((gulpin is literally just
Emb: ((a stomach
Gaster: ((that's why it freaked me out
Frisk: ((swalot is more useful
Emb: ((who fucking wants to battle with a stomach
Emb: ((okay i'm getting moon
Emb: ((radiant sun lion just looks like white lion
Gaster: ((same, i want the space bat
Frisk: ((same
Frisk: ((i want space bat
Emb: ((full moon bird looks cooler rather than a downgrade
Frisk: ((not aslan
Emb: ((oh it's a bat
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, did my best to make your sim manipulative and evil))
Frisk: ((it's a bat
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, is like, everyone getting moon?))
Frisk: ((not a bird
Emb: ((yes
Emb: ((okay full moon bird looks cooler
Emb: ((FUCK
Emb: ((BAT
Frisk: ((fuckbat?
CryingEevee OOC: ((lunala))
Emb: ((fuckbat, the evolution of golbat
CryingEevee OOC: ((side evolution to crobat))
Emb: ((with an even bigger mouth
Emb: ((and no teeth
Emb: ((and bigger wings
Gaster: ((I'm glad my brother doesn't particularly like any of the legendaries, i'd be unhappy if i had to fight him over moon
Emb: ((full moon bat even has clouds
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, we already have a moon legendary. cresselia))
Emb: ((well
Emb: ((uhm
Frisk: ((no
Emb: (([s]lunar /=/ moon[/s]
Frisk: ((cresselia isn't the legendary of the moon
Emb: ((at least full moon bat is better maybe
Frisk: ((Cresselia brings good dreams
CryingEevee OOC: ((but luna=moon))
Frisk: ((And repels nightmares
Gaster: ((you're saying two pokemon can't have lunar themes?
CryingEevee OOC: ((what i'm saying is that the moon is clouds))
Emb: ((Shining particles are released from Cresselia's wings like a veil, and it is said to represent the crescent moon.
Emb: (( :(
Emb: ((two pokemon can have lunar themes, but when cresselia is before luna bat it just
Emb: ((feels
Emb: ((weird
Frisk: ((why
Emb: ((idk
Frisk: ((cresselia is completely different
Emb: ((that's why it's weird
Emb: ((well yeah that's the thing
Frisk: ((it has nothing
Frisk: ((to dp
Frisk: ((do*
Frisk: ((with lunala
Frisk: ((at all
Emb: ((it's different so i'm like cool but they're both lunar so ehhhhhhh
Frisk: ((it's paired with darkrai
Emb: ((yeah
Frisk: ((it represents
Frisk: ((good dreams
Frisk: ((you fuck
Emb: ((but why is dark compared to moon, normally it's dark compared to light
Emb: ((cresselia is dumb
Gaster: ((that's like saying it cressilia copied lunatone
Emb: ((the end
Emb: ((lunatone isn't special though
CryingEevee OOC: ((changing the topic slightly, i'm going to be dissapointed if there isn't something to do with solrock and lunatone, and umbreon and espeon))
Emb: ((i can't wait to see what the new special duo is
Emb: ((the special minor duo
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, there's usually a trio too))
Emb: ((wait really? am i dum
Emb: ((what are the trios
CryingEevee OOC: ((and we know magearna is a thing))
Emb: ((oh wait yeah
Gaster: ((like the regis, and the elemental birds
Emb: ((yeah
CryingEevee OOC: ((lake guards))
Emb: ((i liked lake guards
CryingEevee OOC: ((the musketeers))
Emb: ((?
CryingEevee OOC: ((no wait, that was 4 legends))
CryingEevee OOC: ((cause keldeo))
Emb: ((keldeo is kinda a side thing
CryingEevee OOC: ((keldo i thought had to do with coballion and co))
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Emb: ((he does but
Emb: ((musketeers is technically a trio in bw
Emb: ((just not in bw2
Fanta: ((So let me tell you what just went down
Fanta: ((Im at an arcade
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's also landorus and thunderus and...the other one))
Emb: ((tornadus
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, that one))
Emb: ((that one no one likes or knows
Fanta: ((My favorite thing to do is play what i want, load up on useless tickets, and trade them in for shitloads of army men
Emb: ((alright
Fanta: ((So that the casheir has to count them out
Fanta: ((My record is 521
Emb: ((damn
Gaster: ((oh my god
Fanta: ((Today i got 59
Fanta: ((But the MOTHERFUCKER
Emb: ((LOL
Frisk: ((HAH
Fanta: ((I want omanyte where tf is omanyte
CryingEevee OOC: ((inn the past))
Emb: ((in the heavens
CryingEevee OOC: ((try a museum))
Emb: ((try a church
Gaster: ((praise lord helix
Emb: ((amen
Gaster: ((but anyway if i had to guess your best bet is by a beach or a river
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Gaster: ((or any body of water
Emb: ((a puddle
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Gaster: ((i met a guy who has a drainage ditch behind his house and he said he gets water pokemon all the time
Emb: ((lol
Fanta: ((I want any fossilmon
CryingEevee OOC: ((what about grimer?))
Fanta: ((And articuno
CryingEevee OOC: ((any grimer in the drainage?))
Gaster: ((idk
Emb: ((no legendaries yet
CryingEevee OOC: ((if the original trailer is anything to go by, legends will be... yeah...))
Emb: ((is pokemon go only gonna be gen 1 pokemon? or will they update for more
Gaster: ((i hope they have more gens
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's probably gonna get more))
Gaster: ((also i hope my team isn't too hard to beat
Emb: ((wut
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, frisky's sim is done, and i don't know who called next after frisky. i think it was DD))
Gaster: ((i put some harder to use pokemon on there
Gaster: ((for bravo arc
Emb: ((why would you hope your team isn't hard to beat
Emb: ((that's like saying "i hope i suck"
Gaster: ((well, i'm playing the ghost/psychic gym leader
Emb: ((oh whoops
Emb: ((sensible then
Gaster: ((i mean, i put my usual thunder-using spread for the gengar so
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CryingEevee OOC: ((the sonic the hedgehog twitter never ceases to amaze me))
Emb: ((i wonder how much style points tepig ohko will get again
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Frisk: ((Well, time to stack the dark type moves up))
Emb: ((mfw i only have two pokemon that don't have great coverage
Emb: ((however
Emb: ((my eevee is basically invincible
Emb: ((unless i see poison or steel then i'm screwed
Gaster: ((the gengar says hi
Emb: ((my tepig says hi
Frisk: ((Tri, you're going to be fucked over
Emb: ((yes i am
Frisk: ((It's not just about types
Frisk: ((It's strategy
Emb: ((yes i know
Frisk: ((Don't just
Frisk: ((Go attack
Frisk: ((Like a savage
Emb: ((i'm not
Frisk: ((We'll see, then))
Emb: ((that's what tepig is that's not what eevee is
Emb: ((and that's not what my other pokemon will be
Emb: ((when i get them
Frisk: ((Both of your fucking Pokémon need to be strategized))
Frisk: ((Tepig will fucking die
Emb: ((they are
Emb: ((tepig is a sweeper
Emb: ((that's his job
Frisk: ((Eh))
Emb: ((well i mean, not the die part, unless it's necessary, which it is
Emb: ((life orb + recoil
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Emb: ((= ow
Frisk: ((I'm thinking that Houndour and Petilil are going to be my MVPs for this gym leader))
Frisk: ((Petilil because motherfucking sleep powder and solar beam))
Emb: ((dam
Frisk: ((Solar beam allowing its speed to increase harshly
Emb: ((i assume you got power herb
Frisk: ((Houndour because of the type advantage
Frisk: ((No
Emb: ((oh okay
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CryingEevee OOC: ((so DD wanted brown haired hitler with glasses as his sim))
Frisk: ((Solar Beam, Sleep Powder, Giga Drain, and HP Ice
Frisk: ((That's Petilil's moveset
Emb: ((oh alright
Gaster: ((*quietly adds jellicent to the team*
Emb: ((what item though
Fanta: ((Go just crashed while i was catchin a fukn oddish
Emb: ((aww
Frisk: ((Actually
Frisk: ((Power Herb
Frisk: ((That's really fucking useful
Emb: ((indeed
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's no hitler stache so i have to improvise))
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Frisk: ((Hm, Jellicent
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Frisk: ((Thankfully I have an electric type
Emb: (( :(
Frisk: ((And a grass type
Frisk: ((what, tri
Emb: ((i don't
Emb: ((have much of anything atm
Frisk: ((Who says you're not getting more Pokémon
Emb: ((no one i just
Gaster: ((... and seeing as i already have a dark typing with malamar, i can probably switch out sableye for something else
Emb: ((nvm :/
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am listening to fruit salad yummy yummy while making a brown haired hitler in the sims.))
Frisk: ((So from what I can gather
Gaster: ((i'm gonna get my team looked over by laharl tho
Frisk: ((Gengar, Malamar, Jellicent
Frisk: ((So far
Frisk: (([I]so far[/i]
Gaster: ((there's one pokemon i put on as a sort of joke
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Frisk: ((what is it if i may ask
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, i have finally stopped listening to fruit salad yummy yummy))
Frisk: ((Chime: stunfisk
Gaster: ((it's a psychic type
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Emb: ((abr
Emb: ((a
Emb: ((dammit
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Frisk: ((
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Frisk: ((
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i dub thee, uncle hitler))
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Emb: ((wowie
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai DD))
Emb: ((hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm making your hitler sim))
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Gaster: ((oh yeah if you haven't seen the picture of the ghost/psychic gl, here she is:
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Emb: ((cool
CryingEevee OOC: ((she has edge eyes))
Frisk: ((I see that motherfucking necklace))
DamnDude: (( hi ))
Frisk: ((She has a mega Gengar doesn't she
Gaster: ((well yeah, she's half gengar
Gaster: ((sadako: bitch i am the mega gengar
Emb: ((wait mega gengar
Emb: ((holy shit
Frisk: ((frisk: geez
Emb: ((mega gengar op
Frisk: ((It's only a prediction
Emb: ((ik
Gaster: ((i'm trying to think of what her mega would look like
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Frisk: ((Also mega Gengar isn't OP
Emb: ((well i mean
Emb: ((when it's lc vs ubers
Frisk: ((On the other hand
Emb: ((that's uh
Emb: ((kinda op
Frisk: ((Mega Rayquaza is
Emb: ((well of course
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Emb: ((that's like saying a doomsday isn't destructive because the freeze of the universe is more destructive
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Gaster: ((oh man i loved dhmis
Frisk: ((no
Frisk: ((Also
Frisk: ((I've tried Mega Gengar
Frisk: ((It isn't OP unless you have the right strategy
Frisk: ((And the right moveset
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Emb: ((obviously
Frisk: ((Look
Emb: ((pokemon serve a purpose
Frisk: ((It's barely OP
Emb: ((i said in comparison
Frisk: ((Just
Emb: ((i basically said in comparison at least
Frisk: ((...
Frisk: ((I'll just stop
Frisk: ((Anywayd
Emb: ((alright i will too
Frisk: ((Anyways*
Gaster: ((keep in mind we've got relatively weak mons rn
Frisk: ((Well
Frisk: ((Kinda
Emb: ((?
Emb: ((o dam
Emb: ((i found some info
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Emb: ((psychics are relatively defensively weak and ghost types are relatively slow
Gaster: ((also i found this image again and i laughed
Emb: ((lol
Frisk: ((*
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, imgur is suddenly in beta))
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Frisk: ((
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, i made your sim DD although it turned into uncle hitler ))
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Frisk: ((
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CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, NOW i don't know who called next for a sim.))
Emb: ((may i be a sim
CryingEevee OOC: ((sure, could you describe what you want?))
Emb: ))uhm
Emb: ((whoops
Emb: ((i'm a boy that looks like a girl
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's harder than it sounds to make in the sims))
Emb: ((oh huh
Emb: ((well uh
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CryingEevee OOC: ((it takes two?))
Emb: ((oh fuck
Emb: (([url=]i need this move[/url]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, number 5 is... bloo? maybe?))
Emb: ((yes it's bloo
Emb: ((hello bloo
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i would make a roundabout joke, but that's not my territory))
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Fanta: ((These people are taking so long to get out of my house
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Fanta: ((I just think its fun to find pokemon
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Fanta: ((I've just been sitting at home playing snes and hugging azzy for hours
Fanta: ((New 3ds has snes games now and its great
Fanta: ((I got megaman 7, earthbound, and super metroid, two of which i already had for snes but wanted to play on the go
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Frisk: ((Dr. Phil makes a new episode))
Frisk: (("Pokémon GO is ruining my life"
Fanta: ((I might actually go outside todau
Fanta: ((To find pokemons
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai 'harl))
Gaster: ((heyo laharl
: ((Ayy))
DamnDude: (( Hola ))
Emb: ((hello
: ((<.<))
Emb: ((?
Gaster: ((we're kind of quiet rn, sorry
: ((Eh, i'm just staring at the sheer amount of edge in my old chatrooms))
Gaster: ((ah
Emb: ((oh okay
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Frisk: ((Wowie, edge.))
Frisk: ((Has it cut you yet?))
Frisk: ((Or did you break that too?))
: ((I'mma copy paste a thing))
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Emb: ((oh
: ((Yes. You just read that train wreck right.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((he sad))
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Gaster: ((i sad now
Frisk: ((Holy shit.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also swrd. and tazer. what kinda name is tazer?))
Frisk: ((Well then.))
: ((It isn't a name.))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i prefer tazer))
Frisk: ((Your younger self broke grammar.))
Frisk: ((As a whole.))
Frisk: (([I]Why.[/i]
Emb: ((oh shit
Emb: ((i found a gif that wouldn't load on my tablet from about 6 months ago
: ((That isn't my older self))
Emb: ((hooray
Frisk: ((Laharl))
: ((Thats another person on a chatroom I made two years ago that i've abandoned at this point))
Frisk: ((Ohhhh))
Frisk: ((That isn't you))
Frisk: ((Can you link to the chatroom))
Frisk: ((So we can browse the edge))
: ((No, theres copious amounts of R2))
Frisk: ((Oh, okay))
Frisk: ((Never mind))
Gaster: ((to be expected from an edge farm
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, yeah))
Emb: ((are?
: (( ))
Emb: ((wh
Emb: ((wtf
Gaster: ((whyyyy
Emb: ((i was confused because i don't know homestuck but
Emb: ((wow
CryingEevee OOC: (("grab you pokeballs"))
Emb: ((the fuck
Frisk: ((A A A A A A
Emb: ((>mv
: ((AND ALSO))
Emb: ((but what the fuck
CryingEevee OOC: ((i see a persona character of all things))
Emb: ((it's not
Emb: ((fucking
Emb: ((pokemon
Frisk: ((WHY
Gaster: ((what in the hell
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's TRAESH))
Frisk: ((Leave that hellish place))
CryingEevee OOC: ((GAHBAGE))
Emb: ((leave it
Emb: ((there are definitely 1000 better pokemon rp's
CryingEevee OOC: ((was anything ever sacred from homestuck?))
: (( Compare an ACTUAL DAMN POKEMON RP ))
Emb: (("your son has been corrupted by CNN"
Emb: ((see, that's a fucking rp. that's good.
CryingEevee OOC: (("🐏"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((good name))
Emb: ((lol
Emb: ((better than homestuck in pokemon
: ((I can't get over the fact that the other chat had motherfucking Barry Allen))
CryingEevee OOC: ((some of those people are actually using the abbreviation... slot... thing for abbreviations instead of just the name))
: (( Oh god their clueless ))
CryingEevee OOC: (("drama chat"?))
Emb: ((Wh
Emb: ((they don't
Emb: ((wow
Emb: ((i mean, better than the other one at least
: (( Yep, i'm gonna break these fools on showdown ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((they must not do battles))
: ((Shelly's bug team is gonna be put to use, time to break some fucks ))
: ((No, they have showdown on the sidebar))
CryingEevee OOC: ((or do rp battles if they do))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i didn't pay attention))
CryingEevee OOC: ((then))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey laharl, what's that notepad ya got open there?))
: ((It won't close))
: ((It's frozen.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((sounds bad))
Emb: ((rip
: ((I need name for a bug type user that doesn't sound edgy as fuck))
Emb: ((tyler
: ((No))
Emb: ((okay
: ((I'll use that name when I decide to RP Ender the SInful Knight))
Emb: ((billy
: ((What, should I go find a Mandy and Grim and we can host a sitcom?))
Emb: ((at least i'm not giving fucking insane names like i do with 100% of everything else i do
Emb: ((CE do you know any normal names
CryingEevee OOC: ((umm))
CryingEevee OOC: ((bobby))
Emb: ((:/
CryingEevee OOC: ((joe))
CryingEevee OOC: ((carl))
Emb: ((those work
CryingEevee OOC: ((jim))
CryingEevee OOC: ((kennith))
: Browsing Volcarona art when suddenly
Emb: ((oh wow
DamnDude: (( For once it could be two things you're talking about ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's a lot of things that could be the "and suddenly"))
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Frisk: ((Suddenly, Osomatsu San
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((By the end of Bravoh, this is what's going to happen:
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Fanta: ((Hello
Emb: ((hello
: Fanta's connection timed out.
: (( mfw ))
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Emb: ((flame charge talonflame is bad?
Frisk: ((I'm just waiting until I get Blastoise))
: ((Well, see here))
Frisk: ((I buy the motherfucking mega stone))
: ((Flare Blitz>Flame Charge))
Emb: ((true
Emb: ((why not both
Frisk: ((