Vaati: ((heh

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Frisk: (( A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Alberta. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.' The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

Vaati: ((heh

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Fanta: is being pet by hywel in the living room

Frisk: (( One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched."; Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands." The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story. "Well," Johnny replied, "Don't fuck with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."

: Lux is seemingly decimating some fuck on a mobile HaH set.

: The HaH sets are like very big Nintendo DSs, with 'cards' that you place down on the screen.

Emb: is still thoughtful in the corner of the room. "...Excuse me? Do you know where I can get a fancy outfit?"

: "There are many places in Bravoh that sell formal wear."

Emb: Alright. Thank you.

Vaati: If you wish for a tailored one, I can procure one.

Frisk: "Also, what game are you playing? It looks fun."

Emb: I don't mind when or what it is. If you [i]want[/i] to make one, Vaati, you can. I'd wear it.

Frisk: ((Lux: It's called Deathwasher Simulator!

Emb: And I'd appreciate it.

Emb: ((personally i enjoy Circle of Death + Super Laser Attack

: "It's called hearts, a nice man named Jack gave me this set."

Vaati: I would require your measurements, though. If you truly wish for one tailored to you, and it... will also take time.

Emb: ((hmm

Frisk: "Cool."

: "Would you like to try?"

Frisk: "Sure."

Emb: ((me am not murica, 4'7 is 4 ft 7 inches right?

Vaati: ((ye

Emb: ((k

Emb: ((ty

Vaati: ((ask me about height

Emb: ((is 4'7 good for emb

Vaati: ((yes

Emb: ((alright

Emb: ((should i give pounds too or is only height necessary

: She slides the other end of the set to Frisk, and hosts a server.

Vaati: ((only height, hips, shoulders, and waist are needed

Emb: ((alright

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Vaati: ((yo

Fellby: ((sorry i'm late, there was a grad party i forgot about

Emb: ((hello

Emb: ((it's k

: ((Ayy)

Fellby: ((we snuck away and played pokemon go

: ((We'l start pokemon when i'm done fighting Frisky))

: "You're stockpiling mana, I see."

Vaati: ((ah

Frisk: "Right."

Frisk: "Then I can just bomb a bunch of cards on you."

Frisk: "Like that."

Fellby: ((like literally, we waited for the older people to look away and then ran off

: Again, what she does cannot be called a giggle, as females cannot giggle and still be politically correct in any form of fiction since the 20th century.

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: "The problem, madam, is that that just lets me remove those stacks easily."

Frisk: "Hm, that's true."

Frisk: ((What the fuck

Frisk: ((It

Frisk: ((Crashed

Frisk: ((Why

Emb: ((rip

Fellby: ((RIP

: "...Oh dear, you've lost connection."

: "Oh well."

Frisk: ".. Ah."

: [GET YOUR CHARACTERS IN THE BAR MATES.]

: "It's a prototype."

Frisk: "We'll have a rematch sometime soon."

Vaati: is there

: DD you here

Emb: ((4'7 = height, 2'7 = hips, 2' = waist, can't find shoulders, if these are WAY wrong blame the website

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Corsiva [Corsiva].

Emb: ((bc i don't know shit about lengths

Corsiva: floats into the bar, holding her phone.

Emb: is still in the corner.

Fanta: ((CURRENTLY ALMOST DONE WITH GREED MODE

Fanta: is still in the lap

Emb: ((hooray

Hywel: -He is still doing the pets.-

Vaati: ((ok, i'll put in 30" shoulders

DamnDude: (( I am here ))

Emb: ((alright

Vaati: ((but its too late

Emb: ((welp

DamnDude: (( I thought I didn't need Roshi in the bar for this ))

: ((You don't))

Emb: ((you do need to be here, tho

DamnDude: (( I am here ))

Frisk: ((We're using his dick

Emb: ((good

: She idly checks her...watch, which has some kind of touchscreen.

: "...Strange, it appears a...vehicle from this timeline has made it's way on the other side of the anydoor."

: "Somehow."

Emb: Hmm?

Frisk: "Well, that's good then!"

Frisk: "We could probably cross the ocean that way."

Corsiva: ... Huh?

Vaati: Hm.

: She zooms in, on the sub...and blushes.

: "What a...name."

Emb: What is it?

: "I suppose I must be going, the professor needs me."

Vaati: Hm?

Emb: ...Alright. Goodbye.

Frisk: "Alright."

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Master Roshi [Master Roshi].

Frisk: "Bye!"

: She steps to the door, leaning out of it like a trust fall, and dissapearing off into the timeline.

Master Roshi: (( Should probably not be in my OOC character for this ))

: You faintly hear a water speeder drive off into the distance.

Emb: closes the anydoor.

Frisk: "Well."

Frisk: * She opens the Anydoor and walks through it.

Fanta: ((ALRIGHT

Emb: WAIT---

Fanta: ((IM AT ULTRA GREED

Fanta: ((WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT

Emb: ((GJ

Emb: ((DEATH

: You fall, and through plot armor, you somehow don't break your legs by falling on a submarine.

Master Roshi: (( Bull shit ))

Emb: ((and a long fight

Frisk: "Ah."

Emb: Oh.

: U fucked m8

Frisk: * She attempts to enter the submarine.

Corsiva: kind of follows Frisk. "Wait, Frisk!"

Frisk: "Hello?"

Vaati: Whoa.

Frisk: * She turns around.

Frisk: "Yeah?"

Master Roshi: hears the people falling on the submarine, and profound language is heard from inside the submarine.

Emb: Remember? There were sharks and such?

Emb: ...

Master Roshi: (( There are sharks driving the submarine ))

Frisk: ((Corsiva: I never cared about you the past five years, let's improve our relationship!

Vaati: ...

Corsiva: is floating just above the sub.

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Frisk: "Hi, Corsiva."

: Its on you now, Roshi, if his submarine is any decent, would know theres land north.

Master Roshi: opens up the sub and looks directly to the group of people just standing/floating on my submarine.

Emb: You're alright? You've been in this timeline fo---Hello.

Fanta: ((WHAT WAS THAT

Fanta: ((WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Emb: ((did you live

Frisk: * She glances to Master Roshi.

: ((RIP))

Fanta: ((NO

Emb: ((RIP

Frisk: "Oh, hello. Do you own this submarine?

Frisk: "*

Corsiva: Uh, hi?

: ((Slarv?))

Fanta: ((Yes

Vaati: Hello?

: ((WHat happened?))

Emb: ((ultra greed

Frisk: ((Master Roshi tries to touch Corsiva

: ((Oh))

Fanta: ((I got to the end of greed mode with azazel

Frisk: ((Gaster: oh god

: ((Get fucked))

Master Roshi: "Yes I own this submarine, why do you think I'm inside of it?"

Fanta: ((And I got him down to half health

Frisk: "Well, true."

Fanta: ((And then he pulls out the HEALING

Frisk: "Can you take us to the region?"

Emb: ((if all the coins are hearts you need to fuck them up

: ((You have to kill the coins))

Emb: ((and if they're keys

Emb: ((if they're bombs just stay away from them though

Fanta: ((You can kill the coins

Fanta: ((TIL

Emb: ((yes

Master Roshi: "The region?"

: ((Pro tip: Key coins and heart coins don't deal contact damage))

Emb: Yes.

Vaati: Yes, to the region of Bravoh.

Frisk: "The Bravoh region."

Fanta: ((I learned that when I bumped into them

: ((Use orbitals to your advantage))

Corsiva: ... Oh! That's the one Papa told me about!

Master Roshi: "I just got here, how do you expect me to just go to some random region without directions?"

Fanta: ((I had 6 regular hearts and could one shot a fucking angel boss

Emb: We might have expected you to know where that region is.

Fanta: ((And that motherfucker went nuts

Frisk: "Uh, go north!"

Corsiva: Don't you have GPS?

Frisk: "Or something."

Master Roshi: "Fuck it, we're heading north."

Vaati: North often does find something.

Emb: Oh. Okay.

: ((He gets More HP the more damage you deal to the enemies in the previous room, I'm fairly sure.))

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Emb: ((no, he has scaling armor

Emb: ((wait no, scaling hp

Master Roshi: "So, are you all just gonna stand on the submarine or go north."

Emb: ((the more damage you can deal the more health he has

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Corsiva: ... I wanna get in the sub.

Fanta: ((Oh so he's an anti grinding boss

: ((Exactly, It makes the first assumption based of the greed/greed enemies in the room rigfht before, I think))

Vaati: Well, I cannot swim. I could walk across the ocean floor, but.

Emb: jumps onto the submarine, landing safely due to her umbrella. She then enters.

Master Roshi: "Alright, get in M'Dick then!"

Fanta: ((Makes sense

Emb: - Wait no -

Emb: - She---fuck -

Frisk: "..."

Emb: ...

Frisk: "Uhm."

Frisk: "Okay."

Master Roshi: goes down the ladder.

Fanta: is purring some

Frisk: * She goes down the ladder.

Vaati: follows.

Emb: did not enter yet, and is considering entering.

Corsiva: floats downwards.

Frisk: ((Corsiva: Frisk, what's a dick?))

Emb: breathes deeply and enters.

Hywel: "Not sure what to do right now. Seems like just staying here is the best option."

Fanta: "I don't know what to do.."

: ((No matter how OP you are))

: ((You won't even three shot ultra greed))

Vaati: sits down somewhere, because unless this thing is 10' high, he ain't fitting.

: ((No matter what))

Master Roshi: (( If you have every item in the game you can ))

Fanta: ((I could deal with that HP

Fanta: ((But

Fanta: ((His fucking moveset

Fanta: ((Is insane

Emb: ((actually, you can wreck hush in about 3 seconds, and ultra greed uses the same thing, so you can wreck ultra greed

: ((But it won't be in one shot))

: ((Or two, or three))

Emb: ((true

Master Roshi: prepares the submarine to go North.

Emb: sits down and views the ocean.

Frisk: "So, uh. Why is the submarine named like that?"

Master Roshi: "So, do you think this place will have food? I've had to live off of pork and..."

Emb: ((>changing subject

Frisk: "I'm fine."

Master Roshi: "I named it after m'junk!"

Frisk: "...."

Emb: ...Why?

Vaati: .......

Master Roshi: "Why not?"

Frisk: "Okay."

Emb: ...

Corsiva: ... What junk?

Emb: - well...fuck -

Fanta: sits up, petting his ears

Emb: Nothing.

Vaati: Corsiva, I do not think it is appropriate that you know that information until the age of ten, at minimum.

Master Roshi: -And at that moment, everyone realizes bringing Corsiva here was a terrible idea-

Hywel: "You don't want to just lie down and be pet?"

Fanta: "I want to pet you.."

Corsiva: is so pure, so innocent.

Frisk: ((Corsiva: Dad, what's M'Dick?))

Master Roshi: "Anyways, I've been living off of pork and pussy for the last few months, and I kind of want to eat something else for once."

Frisk: ((Metta: I'm so proud

Vaati: ...

Emb: ...Okay. What is it?

Vaati: ((gaster: corsiva no

Hywel: -He lies down.-

Frisk: "Ehhhhh."

Frisk: * She starts to feel slightly uncomfortable.

Corsiva: ((this is corsiva's first pokemon: https://67.media.tumblr.com/4e0391f364cd2862fa6a5a42fe3e3e41/tumblr_o7ctmbeVU51qbskzqo2_r1_540.gif

Emb: - Wait I didn't read that second thing he ate -

Emb: - Fuck -

Vaati: Cats taste disgusting and their meat is subpar.

Master Roshi: "Exactly!"

Emb: - phew -

Vaati: Not worth the effort to slay.

Emb: - let's just say emb knows dick but not pussy -

Emb: What do you want to eat, then?

bloo: ((

Emb: ((hello bloo

bloo: (( okay the enter key isn't dead

Master Roshi: "I just want to eat something I didn't have to kill."

Hywel: "Well then, Pet away."

Fanta: pets him, looking at him with a sad smile

Corsiva: ...

Corsiva: starts to hug herself a little.

Emb: Well, you can buy stuff.

Master Roshi: "You think I have money? I'm pretty sure you're crazier than me at this rate"

Hywel: -He purrs, a lot more than he'd usually purr. He's probably making himself purr, but still.-

Vaati: sliiides over to the ghosty child. "If you feel discomfort, you can stay by me. I shall protect you from harm.

Frisk: * She sits next to Corsiva.

Master Roshi: gives out a cackle.

Emb: Well, you have a submarine, I'd expect you to have money.

bloo: (( time to finish editing pokewave

Corsiva: ... Okay...

Frisk: "And I'm your older sister, so.. yeah."

Emb: is also a child

Vaati: Emb, the same applies.

Emb: Thank you.

Frisk: "Corsiva, if you need anything, just ask."

Master Roshi: "So, why are you going to this region?"

Frisk: ((Corsiva: I want pussy.

Vaati: is the only adult over 30 on this team

Emb: A poster.

Frisk: ((Frisk: ...

Frisk: "Pretty much."

bloo: (( green in the pocket

bloo: (( top ramen on the stove

Vaati: Contests and fame.

Corsiva: Papa said it might be fun

Fanta: continues petting

Emb: How long might we be in this submarine for?

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Frisk: "Probably for quite a bit."

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Master Roshi: "Well, I'll help ya babes get around anytime."

Frisk: * She attempts to get comfortable.

Emb: Oh.

Emb: .......

Vaati: ((wait should this go in arcreactor

Vaati: ......

Frisk: "I'm married."

Emb: is now uncomfortable.

Corsiva: ...

Vaati: Two of them are children, one is married, and I am a man.

Fanta: is staring into his eyes, she looks sad still

Emb: "Babes" is not suitable for the people you are referring to.

Hywel: -He seems happy, snuggling into her pets.-

: [Arc Reactor]

Vaati: I can and will slay you if need be.

Emb: [yay]

Hywel: -He's hoping to radiate this happiness to her.-

Frisk: "I'm almost sorry I didn't wait for another vehicle."

Emb: [to arc reactor we go?]

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Fanta: smiles at him a bit

Hywel: -He is adorable gote bf.-

Fanta: looks happier now

Hywel: -He keeps up the adorable.-

Fanta: pets his chest

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Fanta: can't stay too sad with an adorable gote bf there

Hywel: -He sits up for a second, and kisses her cheek.-

Fanta: ((https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/ymx4tktl2cnnu41v video night

Fanta: kisses back, on the lips

: ((I'm gonna have to pass for tonight))

: ((Cause I'm playing overwatch with a buddy))

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Fanta: ((K

Fanta: ((Is da musical

Jeska or Jekon: is outside brushing a wolf

bloo: (( "go fuck yourself in the mouth with a tazer" -joji 2015

Acastus: -He's probably with Jeska.-

Fanta: "Thanks for.. being here"

Fanta: "I.. I don't know what I'd do without you..."

Jeska or Jekon: (wait you gettin off brrad

Jeska or Jekon: bread*

: ((Nah))

: ((We're doing custom game bullshit))

: ((So I can be here))

Hywel: "I don't know what I would do without me either."

Jeska or Jekon: has been alone for sometime

Fanta: chuckles

Acastus: -He goes to Jeska.-

Fanta: is partially pretending to feel better, but gote bf has cheered her up a lot

Jeska or Jekon: Hey kid

Hywel: "Yep."

Hywel: "I am the best thing ever, confirmed."

Acastus: "...Hey."

Jeska or Jekon: sleep well?

Acastus: -He nods.-

Fanta: "You are"

Fanta: "Aside from me, of course"

Jeska or Jekon: good.

Jeska or Jekon: so have you thought about your future at all?

Hywel: "Yeaahh, totally."

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Acastus: "...Here. I think I'll have to stay here, maybe get a better education..."

Fanta: snuggle-hugs him

Hywel: -He snuggle-hugs back.-

Jeska or Jekon: can you read?

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Acastus: "Yes."

Jeska or Jekon: youll have to go to some school

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Acastus: -He nods.-

Acastus: "...Can you help me with stuff?"

Acastus: "Like getting into classes... And stuff..."

Jeska or Jekon: yeah. Ill do what I can

Jeska or Jekon: dont know if the wolves can go though

Acastus: "...Thanks."

Acastus: "...Well no."

Jeska or Jekon: who knows you might find someone in schook

Fanta: nuzzles the side of his face

Acastus: "...I dunno."

Jeska or Jekon: an excoti

Jeska or Jekon: (damnit

Hywel: -He does so back.-

Jeska or Jekon: a new exocite wolf boy comes to school

bloo: (( exocite

Jeska or Jekon: yeah youll be popular

Acastus: "...You don't think I'll be weird?"

Jeska or Jekon: exotic*

Fanta: "..Love you.. Hywel"

Jeska or Jekon: likely at first

Hywel: "I love you too."

bloo: (( "exocite" sounds like a name

Jeska or Jekon: but youll find someone your age

Acastus: "Okay..."

Jeska or Jekon: well start lookinh tomorrow

Fanta: she keeps nuzzling him

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Acastus: "Okay..."

Jeska or Jekon: theres one thing youre gonna have to do though

bloo: (( [i]ecto cooler[/i]

Acastus: "Yeah?"

Jeska or Jekon: talk more

Acastus: "..."

Acastus: "Why?"

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Jeska or Jekon: if you want to make friends or find someone to be with

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Acastus: "...Right."

Acastus: "I'll try."

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Fanta: wraps her arms around him and holds him tight

Jeska or Jekon: yeah you cant spend the next 3 years hoping someone will fall into your arms

Acastus: "...Yeah, yeah."

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Jeska or Jekon: any other plans you have?

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Acastus: "...No."

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Jeska or Jekon: still havent found what Im looking for

Acastus: "What are you looking for?"

Jeska or Jekon: dunno

Jeska or Jekon: purpose? connection?

Jeska or Jekon: found out Im really good at kiling apparently

Acastus: "..."

Jeska or Jekon: yeag thatz how I felt

Jeska or Jekon: yeah*

Fanta: continues snuggling

Hywel: -Snugfle ensues.-

Acastus: "..."

Fanta: "Why am I this happy.. I shouldn't be..."

Hywel: "Yes you should."

Jeska or Jekon: ....

Hywel: "You really think shea would want you to be sad all the time? She's probably really glad that you're happy."

Fanta: "No I shouldn't... I-I should be miserable..."

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Fanta: "..."

Hywel: "Why should you be miserable?"

Fanta: "Because.. I'm.. I..."

Fanta: "..."

Hywel: "...See? You can't even tell me why you should be like that..."

Fanta: "I guess..."

Hywel: "You're perfectly fine being happy, Fanta."

Fanta: "It feels wrong.. s-so soon after..."

Jeska or Jekon: ...you really s

Fanta: "But.. ok"

Jeska or Jekon: ....you really should find somewhere to move on to

Fanta: "I wanna.."

Fanta: "I wanna kill that Grima guy.."

Acastus: -He nods.-

Hywel: -He noded whoops.-

Acastus: "...Why?"

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Fanta: "I'm gonna... I-I don't know what I'll do.."

Jeska or Jekon: pretty sure Im not going to get any better

Jeska or Jekon: dont think a good kid like you should be with a bad person like me

Acastus: "...I don't want to leave you..."

Acastus: -He holds onto her arm.-

Jeska or Jekon: .....

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Acastus: "..."

Fanta: ((Oh shit this can't go well

: ((What))

Fanta: ((Stuff with Azzy's gf

Fanta: ((Any range of things could have happened, none of them good

: ((Oh no))

Jeska or Jekon: (gtg

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Fanta: ((This.. won't end well, I know this won't end well...

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: ((...)))

Fanta: ((Don't know what happened, but she sounds serious about something

: ((Okay.))

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Corsiva: ((hey heads up

Emb: ((?

Frisk: ((yeah?

Corsiva: ((i'm gonna see if the cemetary gates are open so i can look for ghost pokemon there

Emb: ((alright

Vaati: ((spoopy

Master Roshi: (( How is Roshi still alive. ))

: ((Uhh, thats not how it works))

Vaati: ((bc vaati has restraints

Corsiva: ((still it's night time

: ((Ghost pokemon aren't native to specific regions, they can show up at night, and below sea level))

Corsiva: ((i'm bound to find a gastly

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Emb: ((btw laharl that was fun

: TYhe gift bag full of goodies from the Netherworld sits at the bar counter.

Frisk: ((alrighty

Corsiva: ((that was really fun

: ((That was just a tutorial fight, it was literally impossible to lose))

Vaati: looks to the bag.

Vaati: ((ty

Frisk: ((it was

Emb: ((still was fun tho

: ((The next fight requires 2000 points))

Frisk: ((nice

Emb: ((wowie

Frisk: ((Is the next fight OP as hell

: ((Of course, you can always just win the battle))

Corsiva: ((besides a there are like four pokestops in the cemetary so i might as wellll

Emb: ((now time to fix tepig's 2 moves

Emb: ((gl chime

Vaati: ((whats the theme of the next gym

DamnDude: (( This is going to be interesting ))

: ((Heh, the next gym))

: ((Dubstep and big bass drops))

Emb: ((so electric

Frisk: ((Fucking hell

: ((Electric/Ground gym))

Emb: ((sweet

Corsiva: ((okay, now to go pokehunting

: ((If chime wants))

: ((I can slide their gijinka into the ghost/poison gym thats coming up))

Vaati: ((space is electric enough right

: ((Yeah))

Vaati: ((good

Frisk: ((For an eletric/ground gym

Frisk: ((Are suitable

Frisk: ((Fuck

Frisk: ((None of my Pokémon

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: The basket contains those tickets.

Vaati: ((also, i sketched out hydrochloric "sherry noble" asid

: The PARP crash ripples the timeline around you.

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: If Vaati feels like passing a bill.

Emb: ((is rock super effective against electric? i don't remember

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Vaati: can i pass a bill to force a restraining order

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Emb: ((dam it really did crash

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DamnDude: (( You can not hold back the Roshi ))

Frisk: ((Fuckity fuck

Frisk: ((Like

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Emb: ((Dammit

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Emb: ((testing

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Vaati: ...

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Vaati: ((...

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Frisk: ((Aaaaa

Emb: ((that sucked

Emb: ((testing

Vaati: ((ok theres a bit of lag

Emb: ((>a bit >15 seconds

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Emb: ((nvm

Vaati: ((laharl can vaati pass a bill forcing axel to stay at least 15 meters away from plenair at all times

Emb: ((alright make that 5

Emb: ((and make that 30 seconds

Emb: ((k i'm gonna go, i have to go soon anyway

Emb: ((wait

Emb: ((wait

Emb: ((yay the lag is stoppin

Vaati: ((?

Vaati: ((o nice

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DamnDude: (( I'm hilarious and you will quote everything I say ))

DamnDude: (( Oh hey there's no lag ))

Vaati: ((i read that in doofenschmirtz's voice

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Emb: (("I'm hilarious and you will quote everything I say" "Oh hey there's no lag" ~ DD 2026

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DamnDude: (( Tri has the correct idea ))

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Emb: (("Tri has the correct idea" ~ DD 2026

Vaati: (("tri has the correct idea" -dd 2016

DamnDude: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPXNC2eBj1c ))

Emb: (("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPXNC2eBjlc" ~ DD 2026

Fanta: ((Back

Emb: ((wb

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Emb: ((and i also don't have to go soon so yay

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DamnDude: (( Sweet ))

Emb: ((rock isn't super effective against electric tho so aw

Frisk: ((Anyways

Frisk: ((Ground is good against electric

Frisk: ((But

Frisk: ((It's an electric/ground gym

Frisk: ((Basically

Frisk: ((Know your types

Emb: ((i have a normal and a ground

Frisk: ((And try not to get fucked

Emb: ((:|

Emb: ((i mean fire

Emb: ((thanks brain

Frisk: ((Your best chance is SP

Emb: ((and neither of my pokemon can learn ground

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Barchar: ("Sweet" ~DD 2026)

Emb: ((i'm just gonna go for the "tepig fuck shit up" again

Emb: ((in fact i designed tepig completely around that

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Emb: ((roar to find a suitable victim, and then an array of moves to fucking destroy everything

DamnDude: (( That pig is actually a bomb ))

Emb: (("That pig is actually a bomb" ~ DD 2026

Emb: ((and yes, it is

Vaati: ((im gonna just go for trying to get eevee to fuck shit up, also swapping out synchronoise bc that wont work anymore

Emb: ((tepig does not fuck enough shit up, sucker punch must be replaced

Emb: ((with superpower

Emb: ((now all the shit will be fucked up

Vaati: ((... i just got a better idea for my pansears set

Emb: ((now that tepig fucks shit up, time to make eevee less offensive

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Emb: ((eevee is now the annoying piece of shit that wins by waiting forever for death to come

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Emb: ((so i have the burst and the sustain <3

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Fanta: ((How did the pokemon go

Emb: ((is this a pun

Fanta: ((Wasn't intended as one

Emb: ((ah, well it went well

Fanta: ((Good

Barchar: (coolio)

Barchar: is here

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Vaati: warps out.

Fanta: is at home

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Hellaton: enters. He's wearing the scarf.

Emb: is now here, because Vaati warped her in. "Hello."

Hellaton: Hhi.

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Emb: How are you?

Hellaton: Iii'm wondederful!

Hellaton: is beaming.

Emb: That's nice. What happened? When I see you you're usually not like this.

Hellaton: Yyyesterday wawas the best day of my lllife.

Hellaton: Iii... I was cecelebrated.

Emb: That's great! I'm glad you're feeling good.

Hellaton: Iii am too.

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Corsiva: ((am back

Emb: ((wb

Hellaton: ((wb

Corsiva: ((didn't get the pokemon i wanted

Hellaton: ((damn

Corsiva: ((but i did get squirtle

Emb: ((rip

Emb: ((neato

Hellaton: ((noice

: ((Back from pokemon hunting))

Emb: ((wb

: ((500 CP Raticate.))

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Hellaton: ((btw, it's the tenth, so uh, prank war is back on

Corsiva: ((supposedly there's bulbasaur in my sub

Barchar: "Oh! Hi Hellaton!"

Hellaton: Hhi!

Emb: ((yay

Barchar: "How'd your whole...birthday thing go?"

: Pleinair is on the TV again, the basket of Netherworld stuff still on the counter.

Fanta: ((I'd like Azzy to talk on here in the last 20 minutes I have

Emb: is STILL waiting for a prank to trigger it's been 4 fu---ooh?

Fanta: ((Or.. might stay longer, idk

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Hellaton: Iit wawas wonderful!

Gaster: walks into the bar, humming to himself.

Emb: sits down and watches the TV.

Emb: Hello.

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Hellaton: ends up wandering into Emb's prank.

: Fam you saying hello to a TV.

Hellaton: Shit.

Emb: is---

Emb: - hella -

: Pleinair is just sitting there with Usagi, and Usagi recaps on Netherworld news.

Emb: - it's basically centered around one person -

Hellaton: oh nvm

Emb: - or, well, two -

Emb: - and it hasn't happened, rip -

Emb: - not when i was here at least -

Hellaton: shit sorry

Gaster: -who is iiit, make it easier for us to know-

Emb: - it's fine lol -

Emb: - and laharl i said hi to gaster -

Hellaton: nvm then

Barchar: "Good. I'd have gotten you something, but..."

: "It's...now...time for the Sports." Usagi sighs.

Hellaton: Iiit's fifine!

: Pleinair sits there and looks cute as Usagi walks offscreen.

Barchar: "I don't know what you like and I'm flat broke."

Hywel: -He's still letting Fanta do what she wants, probably petting him, atm.-

Fanta: (({Hello}

Emb: ((hi azzy

Barchar: (yo Azzy)

Fanta: has continued petting

Hellaton: Aggain, it's fifine.

: ((Aye))

Barchar: (how ya doin)

Hellaton: ((hi

Gaster: is eating a bagel, with cream cheese.

Fanta: (({Bad, but I don't want to talk about that}

Barchar: "I probably need to find a source of income that isn't loose change."

Emb: ((ah. i hope everything gets better

Hellaton: ((as do i

Barchar: (sorry to hear tghat bro)

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Gaster: ((i hope you get better, azzy

Hellaton: smiles as he sees Gaster. "Hhi!"

Fanta: (({Dad said I should talk on here to get my mind off things so.. I'm just gonna comment on IC stuff, I guess}

Gaster: Mmmhph - Hello, Hella.

Hellaton: ((ok

Barchar: "Hello, Gaster. I hope you had fun at...I assume you threw a party. So. Yeah."

Emb: ((alright

Gaster: I did, actually.

Hellaton: is wearing the scarf.

Gaster: Ah, you're wearing my present!

: Someone turn off the TV it's echoing bad guitar music.

Barchar: "good! Good..." she sighed. "I feel bad about missing this kind of thing."

Emb: mutes the TV.

Barchar: is glaring at it on the inside

Fanta: (({Tv man}

Emb: ...That's annoying.

: The mute icon is slowly starting to melt.

: TV-Man is not here, sadly.

Emb: ...What?

Barchar: "Yes. It is."

Hellaton: Iit's fiiine. Jujust knowing you ththought about me is ennnough.

Barchar: "I really, really hate Axel."

Emb: - It still mutes though right? -

: Is axel the character that everyone unanimously hates.

Gaster: -ye-

Hellaton: ye

Emb: - ye -

: Like, the mute nicon is melting, faint whispers of guitar are escaping.

Fanta: (({Who's axel}

Emb: - It's faint, people can deal with it. -

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Emb: ((the guitar person

Barchar: would break the TV but she gets the feeling Grillby wouldn' like that

Barchar: pulls the plug

Hellaton: ((from disgaea

Emb: - Fair enough. -

: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/c/cb/D2_Axel_1_Bust.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100811022046&path-prefix=en This is Axel.

Emb: The mute function needs to be repaired.

Hellaton: is smiling. He's been happy all day. This is new.

: The plug is pulled.

Barchar: Axel is the worst

: The TV shuts off, but guitar music continues escaping from it.

Barchar: "...What."

Emb: What!?

Hellaton: pulls out the audio plugs.

: The audio plugs blast shitty guitar music.

Emb: ...

Barchar: "JES-WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS TELEVISION!?"

Gaster: stares at the tv, then turns to Grillby. "Mind if I remove the - oh, Hella did that for me.

Emb: You can throw it outside.

: The TV isn't blasting anything.

Emb: - ah -

: Just the audio plugs are, someone has put speakers on them.

Emb: mutes the speakers.

Hellaton: removes the speakers.

Emb: - If po---okay -

Barchar: breaks the speakers. "Who's shitty idea was-"

Emb: - well -

Emb: - those are three ways to do it -

: The cord itself begins blaring music.

Barchar: mute remove or break

Barchar: vote

Hellaton: ((remove

: The cord that's trailing from the anydoor.

Emb: - just fucking obliterate the cord -

Emb: - oh. -

Hellaton: looks at the cord.

Emb: ...Uhm?

Hellaton: ....

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: she goes through the anydoor

Emb: follows it, why not.

Gaster: ...

Gaster: follows the cord.

: (( http://rs203.pbsrc.com/albums/aa174/0Mystearica0/Disgaea/DisgaeaGroup596.jpg~c200 ))

Barchar: "Is the dick using something in here as a freaking amp?"

Hellaton: follows.

: The cord leads off into the distance, into a large, familiar castle.

: He-she-no-say, Rahaaru-sama~

Emb: ...Wh---come on.

Gaster: ((hella beats axel in a guitar duel

Barchar: "...I haven't been herebefore."

Hellaton: ((yes

Barchar: just follows it i guess

: A large pit of lava acts as a moat for the castle.

Hellaton: ....

Emb: cont---well

Barchar: (Barchar is the backup singer. She makes her vocal cords sound like 5 people)

Barchar: (because she can fucking do that)

: What looks like a silhouette of Laharl practicing his evil laugh can be seen at the top of the castle, but he's probably not what your here for.

Emb: - Is it possible to jump and float to the other side via an umbrella? -

Gaster: remebers that prick.

Barchar: (Perks of being able to shapeshift and knowing exactly how to do such things)

Hellaton: ((nice

: The netherworld has no wind.

: But you could probably float across by magic.

Emb: - dam -

Barchar: has no floaty magic

Emb: has no such magic. Only magic that makes plants die.

Hellaton: stays by Gaster.

Barchar: has some pretty decent legs though. She can probably jump it.

Emb: ((>jump a moat

Gaster: stays near his fiance. If only Hella had rocket boots like Metta did.

: A silhouette of a little girl is seen grabbing the laharl silhouette and throwing it through a window.

Barchar: maybe laharl makes shitty moats

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: Sicily is sick of your fucking laughter and needs some fucking sleep.

Barchar: watches Laharl fly out the window.

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Emb: ((true, though if it's a good castle it's probably a good moat

Fanta: (({This isn't working.. I'm gonna head back..}

Emb: ((alright, get well soon azzy

Fanta: (({Goodnight}

: ...Or.

: You can.

Gaster: ((Okay, try to get a good night's sleep, Azzy. We're rooting for you.

: Just use the bridge.

Hellaton: ((oh. sorry we couldnt help, please feel better soon.

Emb: ((we have your back >3

Gaster: -Oh yeah-

Emb: ((>3

Emb: ((fuck

Emb: (((>3

Emb: ((nevermind

Barchar: "HEY! SOMEBODY'S USING SOME SORTA CORD TO BROADCAST SHITTY AXEL MUSIC INTO OUR BAR! LET US IN SO WE CAN FIX IT?"

Barchar: i assumed the fucking bridge was up

: ((It hope you get better, Azzy, good night.))

Emb: - well -

: I*

Emb: - same -

Hellaton: uses the bridge.

Gaster: walks across the bridge.

: http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu14/Zombie_MadNez/overlordcastle.png

Barchar: because why would you have a moat

Barchar: if you keep the bridge down

Emb: uses the bridge as well

Barchar: bridge

: Because he's Laharl.

Hellaton: aesthetic.

: His castle just looks cool for the sake of lookign evil.

Barchar: i don't fucking know the first thing about laharl i have no diea where he would do that or not

Barchar: you gotta specify this shit man

: Overpowered demon pissbaby that tries to look evil but is a fucking weeb on the inside when it comes to friends.

: Theres a guard at the door.

Emb: Hello.

: It's a heavy knight, he has a nametag.

: 'Michael Vernes'

Gaster: Hello, someone's broadcasting bad music to our bar. We want it gone.

Barchar: "Hi, Mike. We're following a cord to make Axel shut the fuck up."

Barchar: "Let us in?"

: "What business do you have in the castle?"

: "..."

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: "...Possibly if you promise to break his nose."

Emb: Sure.

Barchar: "Will do, bud."

: Michael Vernes.

Gaster: Oh, absolutely.

Barchar: "Want me to kick him in the balls too?"

Hellaton: nods.

: M.V for short, MV the Heavy Knight.

Hellaton: ((hah

Emb: ((lol

Barchar: oh you cheeky little dingus

Hellaton: ((i like that

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Emb: ((does that mean the rest of us will have a cameo-ish?

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Hellaton: ((yo

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Jeska or Jekon: (Hey

Barchar: (i figure he just kinda put mv in there cause he needed a guard and he thought of the name)

: The heavy knight simply kicks the massive fucking door opens, and lifts their axe.

Emb: ((hello

Barchar: (also hey yaz)

: "Please enter."

Emb: Thank you.

Emb: enters.

Gaster: Alright, thank you.

Barchar: "...Dude. That's cool." she goes through, giving him a thumbs up.

Hellaton: Ththank you.

: "Not strong enough, considering a reincarnation, maybe one of those really big guys." They muse as you pass.

Jeska or Jekon: (theres a korean in front of me wearing a tom and jerry shirt

Hellaton: stays near Gaster as he enters.

: You have entered the overlord's castle.

Hellaton: ((well i'd assume there would be a lot of koreans in korea

Emb: - Sweet. -

Barchar: "Hah. Fuck you."

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Hellaton: ((nice to know they like the classics

Barchar: wait nvm

Emb: continues following the cord, because that obviously has to lead towards them.

Barchar: didn't say that

Barchar: thought they were insulting us about not being strong

: Theres a staircase leading up, a small hospital where a prinny is being operated on, a large dimensional gate with a big swirly thing, a store for awesome weaponry, and a wierd red-haired chick infront of a portal.

Jeska or Jekon: (theres a ton of philipinos and turkish people here

: The cord goes to your right, out a door labelled 'DARK ASSEMBLY'

Emb: Hmm.

Gaster: is heading to the Dark Assembly.

Barchar: gets out her writer murder ticket and the free entry coupon

Emb: enters as well.

Barchar: through she goes

Hellaton: is following Gaster.

: A succubus is at the door, winking.

Jeska or Jekon: (remember what happens when you assume

: "Want to pass a bill, sweeties?"

Emb: ...What?

Frisk: ((Succubus: GRANDDAD

Barchar: "Can we pass a bill to make Axel stop transmitting shitty music to our abr?"

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Emb: Yes.

: "Nope, he's regally pardoned to do that."

Frisk: ((Gaster: fleentstons

Emb: ...Why?

: "Can't enter without p[assing a bill, how much mana you got?"

Gaster: ... Well unpardon him.

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Emb: Mana? Uh...

Emb: How do we measure our amounts of "mana"?

Hellaton: ....

Barchar: "...Uh\

: "Oooh! Adorable, newbie demons, huh?"

Barchar: "We have a free entry coupon."

: "Hehe!"

Barchar: /me shows it

: "...One free bill, hehe."

: "Alrighty!"

Barchar: "We're not demons, darling."

Emb: Oh. Cool.

Emb: Shh.

Barchar: "We're from an alt-you know what, not worth it."

: "Of course you aren't dear, denial is the first step~"

Barchar: "Let's just go."

Barchar: (I just realized while we were hunting for pokemon earlier)

Barchar: (that the early bar patrons are like)

: Upon entering, a cleric and a ninja are discussing something.

Emb: continues.

Emb: Hello.

Barchar: (basically barchar's freaking parents)

: "I know, 3, I get it."

: "You're sick of having every single enemy gang up on you, but we can't really do much."

Emb: Hello?

Barchar: (they were pretty much the people she'd have gotten any influence from)

: "But Burn, you dodge everything! Can't you just be my meatshield once?"

Emb: - yay it's me -

Emb: waits patiently.

Barchar: burn jump

: Burn the Ninja quietly shhs you as he talks to his team member.

Gaster: sits and waits patiently.

Hellaton: burn teleport

: "That's MV's and Whisky's job."

Gaster: -Perhaps he enjoys a cup of tea.-

Hellaton: sits next to Gaster.

Barchar: sits down, not super interested

: "Well MV always managed to randomly hit me with their axe, and Whisky always runs off into the enemies..."

Emb: (([s]yeah scrubs[/s]

: "And Small is a cleric, I doubt they're gonna take hits for me."

: You can continue eavesdropping

: Or just take the door to the Dark Assembly.

Emb: is waiting.

Hellaton: feels very, very, very mildly uncomfortable hearing the name MV.

Barchar: would rather just get on her way

Emb: - oh. uhm -

Barchar: her nose-breaking way

Emb: continues then lol

Barchar: hella has ptsd flashbacks from the slarv

Barchar: slarc*

Gaster: kind of wants to head on too.

Hellaton: wants to head on

: A wierd pink...ghost thingy, all blue and stuff, with wings, sits infront of you.

Emb: ...

: "What bill you need to pass?" Says the Sea Queen.

Emb: - In our way, or just there---ah -

Hellaton: is still uncomfy with having died

Hellaton: ...

Emb: ...We need a person to stop making noise.

Gaster: ((it me

Emb: - indeed it is -

Hellaton: ((noice

: "Well, thats not a legitimate bill."

: "Try again."

Emb: Okay.

Hellaton: ...

Emb: What is a legitimate bill?

Barchar: "We want to break Axel's nose."

Barchar: "Is that a legitimate bill?"

: http://disgaea.neoseeker.com/wiki/Bill_List_(Disgaea_2)

: The Sea Queen holds up a list of bills.

Loni Leyline: ( I assume Azalea and her have been staying at Lonis place

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Emb: ...Hmm...

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Azalea: -Yes.-

Frisk: * Delete a Character

Emb: - o dam -

Frisk: * Delete the Axel

Barchar: but then we can't break his nose

Barchar: we can't disappoint Mv

Emb: - true, rip -

Frisk: * Well that's not a fucking bill, too bad

Emb: - well...that's true -

Gaster: * I want to break Axel's nose.

: You cannot delete Axel, because he is a story character.

Emb: - well we can't probably -

Emb: - oh in that case -

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Frisk: * Fuck.

Barchar: "CAn we pass a bill to allow us to pass a bill to break Axel's nose?"

Frisk: * You can't do shit

Gaster: -His nose is not a story character.-

Emb: - I want stronger voice...? -

Emb: - idk -

Emb: - wait no, i want to become a senator -

: "Well, you'd need some mana after the first bill."

Fanta: ((Hey, I should be off now but can I vent here about.. all this. I need to get it out and she's on every other server that will care

Emb: ((sure

: If someone becomes a senator, they will routinely be called in to vote on shit.

Barchar: (go ahead dude, we're listening)

Gaster: ((Okay

: ((We're listening))

Hellaton: ((ok

Fanta: ((You know she's an alter right, like a did alter

Barchar: "...Okay. Can we just pass a bill to let us go into the newsroom?"

Hellaton: ((yes

Gaster: ((okay

: "That's not a viable bill."

Barchar: "..."

: "Listen, just pass a dam bill if you want to get into the assembly."

Fanta: ((She split, into two. The resulting one that told us said she was effectively dead

Barchar: "Okay, fine. Triple EXP?"

Gaster: ((... oh

Emb: ((...

Hellaton: ((oh

: ((...)))

Barchar: (jesus dude)

Frisk: ((...... oh

: "Alright."

: Crime the Sea Angel passes you a bill for Triple EXP.

Frisk: * inb4 people get Triple Style Points

: "That gives you Triple Mana for the next enemy demon you kill."

Gaster: Thank you.

Barchar: "Cool."

Barchar: has no clue why we needed to do that

Hellaton: nods.

Barchar: but whatever

: "You can go in to cash it in now."

: They step aside, revealing a door.

Fanta: ((The result is one that inherited all the feelings for azzy, and memories of him, but.. she's a different person

Gaster: ((mmmh

Emb: ((ah.

Hellaton: ((oh

Barchar: goes through the door, pocketing the bill

Emb: Thank you. - She follows. -

Barchar: wonders how much 'mana' she'll get for the writer

Gaster: looks around.

DamnDude: ((... oh shit ))

: He's level 70.

Emb: ((i really hope everything gets better

Fanta: ((Azzy doesn't know what to do

: So about 210 Mana.

: Enough for barchar to reincarnate twice.

Hellaton: ((as do i

Fanta: ((And.. this all has been hellish for me

Fanta: ((But worse for him

Emb: ((i really don't know what to say but i send good wishes

Barchar: ooh fun

: It's a large courtroom, a Kunoichi and a blue skull are passed out in the back row, not bothering to even do their job.

Emb: ...

Barchar: probably wouldn't want to reincarnate though

Fanta: ((Sorry if I shouldn't have said this

Emb: ((it's alright

Barchar: it'd be kinda...weird, considering her whole deal

Gaster: ((tell him we send him well wishes

Barchar: (Ddue it's fine)

Fanta: ((I just don't know what to do now

Emb: ((keep him company

Fanta: ((I am

Barchar: (we wouldn't tell you it was okay to tell us if it wasn't okay to tell us)

Emb: ((alright

Hellaton: ((ive experienced losing someone love. i can tell you that it does get better, but the best thing to do is to surround yourself with friends.

Fanta: (({Alright..}

Emb: ((you both have people here for you :)

Emb: ((so don't worry

: Well she can always make servants that will literally worship her.

Hellaton: ((right

: Or pass more bills.

: The amp is leading...upstairs.

Hellaton: ((it takes time, i'll tell you that.

Gaster: follows that cord, he's got a nose to break.

Hellaton: same

Emb: follows.

: The kunoichi snaps awake.

Barchar: could do with servants if they'd get her money

Emb: ...

Barchar: some might have moral quandaries

Hellaton: ...

Emb: Hello.

Barchar: some are not barchar

Barchar: "...Hello."

: ...And promptly chugs their namesake, a giant bottle of whisky.

: Before passing out.

Emb: ...Okay.

Gaster: -lol-

Fanta: ((We don't know how different the new person is

: Skar the Blue Skull just sleeps.

Emb: - She continues following the cord. -

Fanta: ((We just have to see

: Also, these are demons, implying they have morals.

Hellaton: ((right

Barchar: "...Okay then"

Emb: ((good luck then

Barchar: "I'll just go on. Doing stuff."

Fanta: ((Maybe this won't be.. too bad

: Entering the door...

: Loops you around to the first room, the coord is now just leading upstairs.

Hellaton: ((i hope it gets better soon

Barchar: and i meant most normal people over the demons

Emb: Wh---

: Holy shit you just got gamed by the dark assembly.

Emb: Just...

Fanta: (({Thanks for being here}

Gaster: ...

DamnDude: (( I know you'll find out a good solution soon Slar ))

Gaster: What the fock

Emb: sighs and keeps following.

: ((I hope that you two recover okay))

: The succubus from before is laughing her ass off at you all.

Emb: ((same

: ((I feel bad for this situation))

Hellaton: .....

Gaster: ....

Emb: doesn't care. She continues.

Fanta: ((It's Azzy I'm worried about, I can cope, he's still young

: Going upstairs leads you to a...

Gaster: ((it can be a shock, but you're strong, Azzy. We believe in you.

: News broadcasting room, Pleinair is sitting at a chair, Axel is loudly playing his guitar.

Emb: ((we do believe in you

: Cameras are rolling.

Hellaton: ((we all believe in you.

Emb: Hello.

: Pleinar has an obvious look of discomfort on her face.

Fanta: (({Thanks.. guys}

Emb: And stop your guitar.

: Do you REALLY want to interrupt national television?

Frisk: * Emb fucking ruins the sneak attack

Barchar: you're cute Laharl.

Emb: - well i mean -

: They can't hear Emb over the guitar anyway.

Emb: - who---alright -

Emb: - who cares about sneak attacks -

Barchar: taps Axel's shoulder

Fanta: ((Alright, going to bed now

Frisk: * This is

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Emb: - if they can murder axel and not care we can murder axel -

Frisk: * National

Hellaton: ((we love you, as a friend. you're wonderful. you're strong, you're amazing. goodnight.

Frisk: * Television

: What looks like a pink-haired cleric with a Zarya do is sneaking up on Axel with a knife.

: She spots the group, and runs off.

Barchar: "Mike says hi." she punches him in the nose.

Emb: - Damn -

Emb: - LOL -

: Lol you just busted someone who was going to murder Axel.

Hellaton: ...

Gaster: -Aww.-

Emb: ...

: Axel's nose is broken, he flies across the desk.

Barchar: we've established he comes back anyway

Barchar: "...Wow. That was FUN!"

Barchar: "Hi Plenair."

: Pleinair just, stares off into the camera as this chaos unfolds.

Emb: Good job.

Hellaton: ((small: i was gonna do that :/

Emb: Is that all?

Emb: Oh wait, no. Stop playing your guitar.

Barchar: "I dunno. I could kill him."

: The writer of the script in the background tries to run away, knowing what's about to happen.

Emb: Okay, that's probably done.

Barchar: looks at him. She pulls out the coupon."

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Y'all run along."

: "..."

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: "Make it quick so I can respawn."

Gaster: ... Okay.

Emb: Alright.

: Axel is bleeding out of his nose on the floor.

Barchar: "Oh, trust me, it'll be pleeenty quick."

Hellaton: takes the guitar. "Plplease only play publicly whwhen you know how to."

: The guitar shocks Hellaton.

Barchar: GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASERs the poor poor screenwriter

Emb: - o dam -

: Because thats still a demon guitar imbued with magic.

Gaster: "accidentally" steps on Axel while running to help Hellaton.

Frisk: ((Hella snaps the guitar in half /s

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Hellaton: accidentally snaps the guitar in two.

: Axel makes groans of pain, while the screenwriter just sighs as he's oblooterated.

: Actually, the guitar doesn't snap in two.

: That shit's made out of adamantium.

Emb: walks over Axel. A lot.

Hellaton: fuck

Barchar: smiles, taking the buster off. "Well. I'm going home."

: Axel reaches out, and pulls out a pack of chewing gum.

Barchar: "We'll be back, Plenair."

Hellaton: probably snapped the strings

Emb: ...What're you doing?

: He eats it, yes, he eats gum, and a large healing number appears above him

Barchar: tries to cut Axel's cord with her sabre

: [+892]

Emb: Ah, okay.

Emb: Well, we don't mind you being alive or anything, just shut your guitar up.

: Axel picks up his guitar, and revs up the chainsaw part of it.

Emb: And don't play it again.

Emb: Oh.

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Gaster: stares him down, summoning a blaster.

: He holds the axe like a lightsaber.

Emb: takes out her umbrella, but really she's just gonna be kinda useless if something goes down.

Barchar: looks back. "...What do you think you're doing?"

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Emb: Wait, can't we all just run?

: "I'm a level 500 Dark Warrior Axe specialized!"

Emb: Okay.

Hellaton: ...Cccan we sesettle this peacefullly?

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: "Baby, team attack!" He goes for a team attack, pleinair doesn't join in, and the attack fails horribly.

Emb: - rip -

Barchar: "..."

Gaster: smiles. "Heh."

: As in he throws down the axe at Emb, misses, imbeds it in the floor, and falls on his own weapon.

Gaster: You're cute.

Emb: ...

Barchar: "Let's just go home."

Emb: You tried.

Barchar: (so, Chime, what would you say is a mannerism of Gaster?)

Hellaton: was hoping for a guitar contest but this works.

Emb: begins walking out. Painfully slowly.

Emb: - Tauntingly slowly. -

: And, because Barchar landed the last hit.

Gaster: ((Well, he usually tries his best to be polite.

: Uh, Barchar now has 710 Mana from killing botht he screenwriter and Axel.

Emb: landed the last hit by stomping on him though

Barchar: wow

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Barchar: that's a lot of mana jesus

: 9 year old stomp, it didn't even register as damage.

Hellaton: ....Yyyou tried so hard, aaand got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. You had to fall, to lose it all. But in the end, it doesn't even maaaaaatter...

: Barchar 'contributed' with a direct hit.

Emb: - "A lot." -

Hellaton: switched to singing in the middle of that.

Emb: - besides when you're a leader of an army you're pretty physically fit -

Gaster: sighs. "Let's go home, alright?"

: Axel's corpse dissipates into blue orbs, which fly into Barchar as mana.

Emb: - dammit alright -

Barchar: "...I feel..."

Barchar: "Mana...y."

Hellaton: picks Gaster up in a hug.

: -Strangely aroused?-

Emb: finally walks out.

: The rest of the news broadcast is just

: Pleinar staring at the TV screen.

Emb: Oh, and you're welcome.

: Hwo the fuck did she become a television mascot again?

Hellaton: kisses his fiancé as he exits.

Barchar: isn't omniscient in this dimension so she doesn't even notice

Gaster: is hugged and carried out.

Hellaton: is having a mostly symptom-free day. This is a first.

: As you exit, you see a newly respawned Axel making his way back to the TV room.

: Oh well.

Gaster: attempts to break his nose.

Barchar: "Hi again. Have fun, friend."

Hellaton: makes sure to trip him

Gaster: -jk-

: [Dodge]

Emb: ((gtg, rather at a nice time

Hellaton: gdi

Barchar: walks out, giving him a finger gun

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Hellaton: ((cya

: Barchar's finger gun does 2 damage.

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "This place is awesome."

Emb: ((gn

Barchar: decides to leave, nevertheless

Gaster: Heh.

Hellaton: stops when they reach MV. "....Wwwe brbroke his nose."

Barchar: "Yup."

Barchar: "And obliterated a screenwriter."

: "Thanks."

Barchar: "But the first was more fun."

Gaster: I'd come back just to do it again.

Hellaton: Sssame.

Barchar: "Question: What's a good thing to do with a bunch of that...mana stuff?"

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Gaster: ((mv: shove it up ur but hol

: "You can make servants, pass bills"

Barchar: "Servants?"

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Hellaton: ((disgaea me: you can bend others to your will.

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: "Y'know, create people in the Dark Assembly, loyal to you and you alone."

Gaster: ((oh shit vinny is streaming... something

Barchar: "...Interesting."

Barchar: sounds just a bit sinister, but eh

Barchar: "Well. I'll save." She says, shrugging. "See you later, Mike."

: "Bye."

Gaster: waves to Mike as they leave.

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Hellaton: does as well.

Barchar: walks back to the bar, sitting back donw

Barchar: fixes the TV first

Gaster: ((MY BROTHER JUST PUNCHED THE CEILING

Gaster: ((AGAIN

: ((Hell him to stop fisting the roof))

: TellI

: Tell*

Hellaton: twirls as he enters the bar, smooching Gaster.

Gaster: ((he has a vr

Gaster: Ooooh!

Gaster: laughs, smooching back.

: ((Well))

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: ((He's still fisting the roof))

Barchar: "You're affectionate today. "She notes.

Hellaton: is whirring.

: The TV broadcast is just, Pleinair staring at the TV.

Hellaton: Iii'm just so hahappy.

: Axel has apparently gone off to do something else.

Gaster: And I'm overjoyed that you're happy.

Frisk: ((Hella is so happy that he reaches a new level of happiness

: ((Hella evolves into Sylveon confirmed))

Hellaton: ((honestly it is a new level for him

Hellaton: ((omg

Frisk: ((Hella would evolve into Espeon

Hellaton: ((he'd be espeon or umbreon tbh

Frisk: ((yeah

Frisk: ((Laharl evolves into Trubbish

Hellaton: ((metta is sylveon

Frisk: ((Laharl: fuck

Hellaton: ((YOU CANT EVOLVE INTO TRUBBISH

Frisk: ((Laharl is trash

Hellaton: ((so he's garbodor

Frisk: ((True.

Frisk: ((He also likes breaking shit

: ((I'm the trashiest eeveelution, Umbreon))

Frisk: ((Like chairs

Frisk: ((And shit

: ((COUGH EXPLODING CD COUCH))

Frisk: ((what eeveelution would i be

Frisk: ((

Frisk: ((You broke your couch.

Frisk: ((Nice.

Hellaton: ((flareon

Gaster: ((what if there's a poison type eeveelution and it's covered in tresh

Frisk: ((Ew, Flareon

Frisk: ((I don't want to be Blazefire

Hellaton: ((id either be sylveon or an uninvented steel one

Hellaton: ((ok jolteon

: ((Still waiting for Secteon the bug eevee))

Gaster: ((no scrubs http://prntscr.com/brcz3f

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Frisk: ((Still waiting for Trasheon

Gaster: hugs his fiance close. "Your good mood.. is it because of what we did yesterday?"

Hellaton: Yyes.

Hellaton: hugs back.

Gaster: Mmmh... too bad I can't do stuff like that more often.

Hellaton: Ththe party, thhhe proposallll, everything... it's just so mumuch.

Hellaton: I... fifinally feel appppreciated.

Gaster: ... I love you, you know.

Hellaton: Iii love you too.

Hellaton: It's jujust... everyone... People acactually like me, Gaster. Nonot just a couple peoplle, but a good grgroup of people aaactually like me!

Gaster: And why wouldn't they? You're so easy to love.

Frisk: ((Good job CaU, we improved Hella's life for the better

Gaster: ((WE DID IT REDDIT

Hellaton: ((we did ut reddit

Hellaton: ((*it

Gaster: ((... why did python randomly pop up

Frisk: ((We did it Reddit, we didn't ruin somebody's life

DamnDude: (( The coding software has taken you over Chime ))

Barchar: "Of course we like you Hella, we-proposal?"

Gaster: Oh, right, you missed it...

Hellaton: Gggaster... a fefew months ago, peoplllle only sasaw me for my lllooks. Eveven before that, peopllle either wawanted me gone becacause I took up sppppace, or hahated me for actions I nenever performed. Nnnever has ananyone gennuinely liliked me, exceppt one peperson, untitil I escaaaped. And hohonestly? Iii'm happy Iii hahave you guys.

Gaster: I... oh my god, Hella. I love you so much, and i don't ever want you to forget that.

Gaster: That's why I chose to marry you.

Hellaton: Iii nenever will.

Barchar: "Oh my god, you're going to-okay that's amazing."

Hellaton: holds Gaster close.

Gaster: ((gaster: you're mine forever and ever

Hellaton: ((hella: ...you knknow what no fufuck off

Barchar: "I...Jesus. I'm actually feeling...happy. Because of someone that isn't a goat. I'm not used to this."

Barchar: "And I think i'm happy FOR him. That's weird. I'm not great with empathy."

Barchar: "Hm."

Gaster: ...It's okay Chara.

Hellaton: Hhah... you're not ththe only one not uuused to feelings.

Frisk: ((Gaster: ... Wanna join the threesome?))

Frisk: ((Hella:

Barchar: (Barchar: sorry, no gotes no deal)

Hellaton: ((mettaton: gaster stop

Frisk: ((Hella: ....... dodon'r.

Frisk: ((Metta: Dodon'r?

Frisk: ((Gaster: .. I need to fix the fucking errors.

Frisk: ((Metta: Oh.

Barchar: "Well...it's less that I don't feel them and more that usually it's just..."

Barchar: "Dull."

Barchar: "I kinda burnt out my emotions in the first couple of years."

Barchar: "Well, the negative ones. The positive ones I burnt out in that...weird, psycho-happy phase."

Barchar: "God I'm glad that's over."

MettatonSEX: -He bursts in from the front door. He immediately joins the hug pile.- Hello, my sweethearts! And hi, Barchar.

Hellaton: Oh! Hhi, Metta.

Barchar: "Hi, Mettaton."

Gaster: screams a little.

Gaster: Oh my god, warn me when you do that!

Barchar: internally: "at least you get my name right geez"

MettatonSEX: Sorry, sorry...

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MettatonSEX: -He unhugs.- Are you hurt?

Hellaton: Aare yoyou okay?

Gaster: I'm fine.

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MettatonSEX: I'm sorry about that, Wing.

Gaster: Honey, I'm fine.

MettatonSEX: No, for not warning you.

MettatonSEX: -He kisses Gaster, then Hellaton, then Gaster again.-

Gaster: You're fine, too. You didn't know.

MettatonSEX: -He slowly hugs this time.-

Hellaton: kinda... beeps and whirrs. Like, cute BB-8 beeping.

Gaster: sighs. "Stop walking on eggshells!"

Barchar: giggles. Before her eyes widen, grabbing her throat. "...I can do that?" she muttered, genuinely shocked

Frisk: ((Barchar throws an egg at Hella

Frisk: ((Hella grabs it

Frisk: ((Puts it on Metta's leg

Frisk: ((It fries!

MettatonSEX: ...Um. Are you...

Hellaton: ....

Gaster: Are you alright, Barchar?

Barchar: "Huh? No, I'm fine. I think."

Hellaton: I... nenever knew.... ............I dodon't know why ththis happened.

Barchar: "Am I fine?" She said, looking confused. "I don't know. I'm probably fine."

Barchar: "...Giggles feel WEIRD." she said, shaking her head. "How do people just do that? a lot?"

MettatonSEX: No idea.

Hellaton: ........

Gaster: Well, they're really happy.

Barchar: "...Anyeay. Sorry. Don't mean to make this about me. You all...do...you things."

Hellaton: Cccan ananyone explain whhhy I just maaaade noises like ththat?

MettatonSEX: It's fine.

Barchar: "Be...cute. I think that's what's making this happen. Maybe."

MettatonSEX: And honestly, Hella? My best guess is you've got something in you that makes you beep when you're elated.

Hellaton: .......

Barchar: "I mean, pretty much. Looks like it at least."

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Gaster: ... I don't remember putting the noises in there.

Hellaton: ...........

Barchar: "Dunno why Alphys would put that in. Maybe so she can...beat you when you start making those noises or something."

Hellaton: Prorobably.

Hellaton: Shhhe's... she doesn't mamatter. Whhhat matters nonow is everyyy person who cacares about me.

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Barchar: "Damn right, Hella."

Barchar: "We can go kill her at some point if you want."

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Hellaton: Iiif we didid we'd have to go to heher lab and hhhonestly? Not dodoing that.

Barchar: "Fair."

Barchar: "I can probably manage to get her in here, though."

Gaster: True.

Barchar: "...Heh. Maybe that can be your birthday gift next time."

Hellaton: ...Iii'd rarather not.

Frisk: ((Barchar snaps Hella's Alphys's neck

Barchar: "Oh. Fair. Okay."

Barchar: "Sorry."

Frisk: ((Hella: Iii wawanted to kkkkill heher

Barchar: is aching for a good neck snap

Hellaton: I appppreciate the offer, but... shshe can suffer bbback there.

Barchar: has threatened it so many times but hasn't gotten a chance

Gaster: ((barchar: well we all don't get what we want

Barchar: "Fair."

Barchar: "Not much worse punishment than being stuck in underfell."

MettatonSEX: Knowing the way your timeline operates, that's brutal.

Barchar: "I can probably figure out how to shut down the anydoor in that dimension, though. MAke sure nobody comes for you."

Hellaton: ...Iii ththink we'd all apppreciate ththat.

Frisk: ((Barchar: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neeeeckkk

Gaster: ... It'd be good.

Frisk: ((Hella: Eeeeedddgyyyy.

Barchar: (Barchar would totally fly in an underfell dimension)

Barchar: (nobody would even notice)

Barchar: (Someone who looks like a mess with crimson eyes and a black color scheme?)

Barchar: (She certainly woudln't get any more outed than anyone else)

Barchar: "Well, I can do that then."

Hellaton: ((hellaton's character development from angry unable to do much awkward quiet constantly sad unloved and broken to functional still awkward but more vocal still sad a lot but actually feels happiness loved able to actually do things without breaking and angry when needed has been one of the best character arcs ive done

Hellaton: Ththank you.

Barchar: "No problem, Hella."

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Hellaton: beeps again.

Hellaton: !

MettatonSEX: ...That's actually pretty cute.

Hellaton: ((hi

Gaster: ... Ah! You're cute.

: edupstv [] is now it takes two [].

: (( hi

Hellaton: Yyou guguys!

Hellaton: smooches both of his fiancés.

Barchar: smiles. She almost giggles, but she'd rather not feel that again.

MettatonSEX: -He returns the kiss.-

Frisk: ((yeah, hella has had a loooooot of character development

Gaster: kisses back.

: it takes two [] is now it takes two [Marty McFly].

Marty McFly: "2015 sucks dick"

: it takes two [Marty McFly] is now it takes two [].

Gaster: -agreed-

Gaster: -and now i'm fucking craving mcdonalds, what the hell-

: Marty McFly: "1985 is the shit"

: Marty McFly: "like, we've got fucking ecto cooler"

Frisk: ((i just remembered that my friend has a napstablook shirt

: Marty McFly: "fuck 2015 and your Hi-C"

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Frisk: * ew mcdonalds

Frisk: * well

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Frisk: * it's kinda good.

Frisk: * not the best but

Frisk: * i can deal with it

Hellaton: ((its decent

: omg i saw on buzzfeed that mcdonalds is BRuTAL AND HAS A DISGUSTING PRocess BEHiND HOW THEY MAKE THEiR FOOD!!!!

Barchar: (Mcdonals is good with fries)

: ((Tfw you're trying to balance out the pokemon so you guys can't fuck over the second gym with leafeons and shit))

Barchar: (everything else is just)

Barchar: (eh)

: ((OH FUCK

Gaster: ((i want the fries specifically

: I JUST SNIFFED TOO HARD AND SNORTED CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

Barchar: are you high yet

: **NY BISE BURNS

: MY NOSE BURNS

: (( Laharl eats himself because he thinks he's a cinnamon toast

Gaster: ((lahar, devourer of all strikes yet again.

: ((ITS A CINNAMON CHALLENGE UP MY NOSTRIL OWWWWWW

Hellaton: ((gg

Frisk: ((Laharl fuCKING CONSUMES AND BREAKS EVERYTHING

: (( 10/10

Frisk: ((LA

Frisk: ((HARL

Frisk: ((WHY

: (( laharl tHE DEVOURER OF ALL STRiKES YET AGAiN

Frisk: ((OKAY SO

Frisk: ((YOU

Frisk: ((BROKE YOUR CHAIR

Frisk: ((DRANK INK

Frisk: ((ATE GLASS

Frisk: ((HAD A COMBUSTABLE CD

Frisk: ((FELL OFF A SHELF

: ((NO I CANNOT SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH))

Frisk: ((SNORTS COCAINE

: (( HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FALL OFF OF A SHELF

Frisk: ((SNORTS CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

: (( CINNAMON TOAST COCAINE

Frisk: ((http://40.media.tumblr.com/eef1fbc44735a4c05e920e47ff0826ba/tumblr_nz5vmhpW0L1su0kv9o1_250.png

: ((OH GOD))

: (( "cinnamon toast cocaine", adding that to the list of band names

: ((I WASHED MY NOSE WITH DOCTOR PEPPER))

: ((IT DIDN'T HELP MY NOSE IS NOW FUCKING POPPING FROM THE FOAM

Gaster: ((YOU GODDAMN IDIOT

: (( OH MY FUCKING GOD

Frisk: ((WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT

: (( i do not feel sorry

Hellaton: ((h o w

Barchar: (you)

Barchar: (fucking)

Barchar: (idiot)

Frisk: ((YOU

Frisk: ((BASTARD

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Frisk: ((WHY

Frisk: ((HOW

Frisk: ((I CAN'T

Frisk: ((FUCKING

: (( Hi bread, laharl just snorted a line

Frisk: ((EVEN

Frisk: ((I'VE NEVER

Frisk: ((SEEN

Frisk: ((ANYBODY

: *HELP

Frisk: ((WITH SO MUCH BAD LUCK

Frisk: ((IN MY LIFE

Gaster: ((bad luck laharl

Frisk: ((AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING

: (( plot twist: laharl walked under stairs at a young age

: (( a ladder*

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: ((I fell off a ladder and busted an artery in my forehead))

: (( close enough

: ((and I have a harry potter scar to commemorate it))

Barchar: (Laharl's house was built on an ancient indian ladder burial ground)

Frisk: ((What. The fuck.

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: ((ALSO I'M FUCKING COUGHING A STORM))

Frisk: ((LAHARL

: (( inb4 laharl coughs up glass and ink

Frisk: ((TAKE PICTURES

Frisk: ((OF THIS SHIT

: ((WHAT THE FUCK DO I TAKE A PICTURE OF, ME SNORTING CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?

Hellaton: ((yes

Gaster: ((yes

Frisk: ((yes

Hellaton: ((also, post this on tifu

Frisk: ((^

Hellaton: ((your life is full of tifu stories

Barchar: (>TIFU by living)

: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4s9ekk/tifu_by_snorting_cinnamon_toast_crunch/ ))

Hellaton: ((tifu by being laharl

: (( Everybody comment on that post "i was there physically"

: (( /r/tifu is getting a lot of pkgo related posts

: ((Now i'm gonna get called a fucking poptart by the entirety of reddit.

Frisk: ((It was removed

Gaster: ((oh...

Barchar: (probably for being too short)

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Barchar: (nope)

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: (( TL;DR laharl snorted cinnamon toast cocaine

Barchar: (for not being your fault (which seems like a questionable decision but whatever) and being too 'mundane')

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Jeska or Jekon: (police bread hows overwatch?

: http://prntscr.com/brdcx3 ))

: ((Good,))

: ((Now))

: ((They won't fucking ridicule me))

Hellaton: ((you could post how you accepted the dare to eat glass

: (( "TIFU by eating crushed glass and making people think I was dead"

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Hellaton: ((my rc barbie car one was a wild ride

: ((Over watch is pretty good))

: ((Overwatch*

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: ((I mean))

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: ((Currently deciding if I should give in and make the next gl another hybrid or not))

: ((Because I fucking love all this fancy gij art with their nice dress uniforms and shit))

: ((It depends on what you like))

: ((So many nice dresses and tuxedos))

Jeska or Jekon: ((brtter than team fortress

: ((AYE YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE))

: ((Better, but also more expensive))

: ((By sixty dollars, cause TF2 is free))

Hellaton: ((i gotta ink sherry noble

Gaster: ((i'm gonna have to put sadako on the computer

Barchar: (yazan i...)

Barchar: (agree at tghis particular moment)

Barchar: (while tf2 is super fucked)

: ((They ruined TF3))

: ((Tf2

: ((Meat your Match has causes riots))

: *

Frisk: ((

: ((But it isn't bad.))

: (( tf3 confirmed by bread

Gaster: ((bread are we getting hl3 too

Hellaton: ((KONO DIO DA

: ((They removed valve servers, made the Competative format the norm.))

: ((Fuck that))

: ((Fucking leaver penalties))

: ((In TF2))

: (( Laharl's skateboard http://www.geek.com/news/glass-skateboards-are-the-worst-idea-in-the-history-of-skateboarding-1661123/

: ((To be honest, that looks badass))

: ((It sucks for skateboarding I assume))

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: ((But it looks cool))

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Barchar: (they are fixing things)

Barchar: (like)

Barchar: (there)

Hellaton: ((gn friends

Frisk: ((I'm going to start naming the rest of my Pokémon after anime characters

Frisk: ((gn

Barchar: (there's no leabing penalty in casual now)

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Barchar: (but valve just really missed the point of tf2 with how they handled casual mode)

Barchar: (as some dude on reddit said)

Frisk: ((Laharl, will naming my Pokémon after anime characters increase my style

Barchar: (they took a game that facilitated dance parties, spycrabs and sandvich hoovies)

: ((Its obvious they're setting up for Matchmaking and saying fuck you to everyone else))

Barchar: (and made it about winning, even in pubs0

Jeska or Jekon: (Never cared for tf2

: ((TF2 is not competitive, if I wanted a competitive game i'd go buy Overwatch))

Barchar: (which was a mistake)

Barchar: (tf2 has great competetive potential)

: ((Yeah, but that shouldn't be at expense of the non-competitive base))

Barchar: (that comeptetive potential just shoudln't be force don anyone who isn't interested)

Barchar: (like me)

Jeska or Jekon: (I prefer more realistic shooters

Barchar: (to be fair though i pretty much only play tf2 for like)

: ((Like, my favorite thing to do right now is play spy, take out my giant fucking prinny machete, and get into stabfights using my giant fucking anime knife))

Jeska or Jekon: (well tactical like insurgency

Barchar: (two days after each major updat)

: ((Yeah, you'd probably dislike overwatch))

: ((Overwatch is far from realistic))

: ((EVEN IN ITS OWN LOGIC))

: ((Like, why tf can a reignhardt block a fucking earthshatter))

: (( https://soundcloud.com/a-cool-dude/nice-legs-high-noon ))

: ((NICE LEGS, DAISY-DOOS, MAKES A MAN GO))

: ((High NOOOOON))

: ((Also, fuck the enemy team))

Gaster: ((hm

Gaster: ((do i want to draw

Gaster: ((or do i want to watch vinny play doom wads

Jeska or Jekon: (plus Id just be winston or basiton

: ((Wait, Chime, I need to know one thing))

: ((Since we're gonna be sliding in your Gij, want me to supply a team for them to use, and you can RP them in-universe?))

: ((FOr a battle.))

: ((I got queued with 4 lvl 100s on and a lvl 200 on the enemy team once))

Gaster: ((sure, if you want

: ((But hell, we won, so I guess it didn't matter))

Jeska or Jekon: ((play verdun and be miserable as its an accurate portrayal of WW1

: ((Alright, I don't like roleplaying other people's characters and such))

Jeska or Jekon: (get out of the trench and get shot immediately

Gaster: ((i mean she's a gengar, so i'm guessing she'd mostly be a ghost type

: ((Ghost/Psychic, I had an idea to make her the GL for that gym))

: ((Since it's literally run by the mafia))

Gaster: ((oooh, good idea

Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/brdha2

Gaster: ((vinesauce is fun

Frisk: (("* You held on to your butt. You are filled with determination." -Frisky, 2015))

: ((Yeah, thats gonna be the second gym, sicne I realized the BASS CANNON gym would have to wait for lore points))

Gaster: ((ooooh, okay

Frisk: ((Ah

Gaster: ((so i should get drawin'

Frisk: ((A ghost/psychic gym

Frisk: ((Neato

: ((Corsiva might be getting a freebie in that one since you're gonna be operating the GL))

: ((And i'm not making you face yourself in a fight to the death))

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Gaster: ((okay

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Frisk: ((So, Laharl, will we be fighting wild Pokémon in Showdown and if we beat them we get the chance to capture them like in Reborn?))

: ((Fuck no))

Frisk: ((Ah))

: ((I've caught on by now that you're ALWAYS going to beat the random fucking pokemon))

Frisk: ((So we're getting freebies

Gaster: ((nice

Frisk: ((What about the golden magikarp, Laharl))

Gaster: ((everything but him

: ((>Implyinh its still a magikarp))

Gaster: ((... oh

Frisk: ((It's like a god

Gaster: (([i]oh no[/i]

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: ((Why did I just get the mental image of Karamatsu hearing Corsiva has pokemon))

: ((And immediately settling down and giving her a pokemon lesson on 'Things not to fuck with'))

Karamatsu: ((>.>

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: ((Like a slideshow entirely of golden magikarps and meteor admins))

Myko: ((Apparently it's been so long I had to log back in))

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Gaster: ((hi nancy

: ((Ayy))

Frisk: ((Hi, Nancy.))

Gaster: ((... it's 2 am... but fukkit

Gaster: ((imma at least get lineart down

Frisk: ((Laharl snorted cinnamon toast crunch.))

Frisk: ((And he broke his chair.))

Frisk: ((And he fell off a shelf.))

Nance: ((Could be worse))

Frisk: ((And he had a CD explode in his hand and almost died.))

Frisk: ((Well, not really.))

: ((I didn't almost die, I doubt the shrapnel could pierce my jugulae or some shit))

Frisk: ((Considering your fucking luck, yes, it will.))

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: ((ANYWAYS))

: ((Ayy Nance, hows it been))

Frisk: ((¥

Frisk: ((What.))

Frisk: ((^*

Nance: ((It's been aight. I've been actually really goddamn busy IRL))

Frisk: ((Ah, I see.))

Frisk: ((I'm glad you're not gone forever or something like that))

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Nance: ((Nah, just poking my head in from time to time

Frisk: ((Are you going to stay busy or will you start coming in more often?))

Nance: ((I have no idea. I have to get ready to move onto campus in these coming months))

Frisk: ((Oh, okay))

Frisk: ((That's fine))

Gaster: ((Oh, you're staying on-campus? Congrats!

Frisk: ((Yeah, that's pretty cool.))

Frisk: ((Kinda.))

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Nance: ((Yep, finally going to a school that I don't suffer from Senioritis in and doesn't suck

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Gaster: ((... and there goes my brother, punching the basement ceiling again

: ((Punch your brother

Nance: ((At least he's not punching through the basement...?))

Frisk: ((Basically, lots of stuff happened when you were gone, Nancy

Frisk: ((Which is to be expected

: ((Lots of stuff as in 'lots of things that DON;T KINDA impact regular RP too much'))

: (('That you don't really need to know to survive if you want to get back into RP'))

Nance: ((Ah, alright))

Frisk: ((Right

Frisk: ((What Laharl said

: ((Like, the big notable thing that actually impacts the bar is that theres a vending machine that gives literally anything in it now))

Gaster: ((as long as it's not super ridiculous

: ((Current Events: Slarvath's new arc based on his game, me doing Pokemon, and Frisky don't Pokemon Mystery Dungoeon))

: ((None of which effect the bar too much))

Frisk: ((1. Frisk became a fucking Pokémon trainer. 2. Master Roshi is a character now. 3. Laharl breaks everything now. 4. Slarvath made a new arc.

Gaster: ((frisky, don't pmd

Frisk: ((How dare you, Chime

Frisk: ((5. Hellaton is now Frisk's stepdad.))

Nance: ((And meanwhile all that happened around me is that Usthem promptly died

Nance: ((And I managed to salvage some people into a tavern that's hardly ever busy

Frisk: ((Ah.))

Frisk: ((6. Drama.))

Frisk: ((7. Azzy has never been brought back. Thanks, Nance.))

Frisk: ((8. But it was me, Dio!))

Nance: ((Well when put up against an unkillable enemy, just gotta make the punishment worse than death))

Frisk: ((Righto.))

Frisk: ((Azzy actually texted Frisk one time but she soon blocked him after that.))

Frisk: ((He sent Frisk a dick pic.))

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Frisk: ((9. Bread is good at HaH.))

Gaster: ((hey laharl, question about hybrids. Can they Mega-Evolve?

: ((Never thought about that))

: ((I mean, I guess?))

: ((Probably?))

: ((Would probably hurt))

Gaster: ((yeah, that's what i was thinking too

Nance: ((I'd imagine since ordinary automobiles can't mega evolve, hybrids can't either))

Gaster: ((so - oh my god nance

: ((Nance omf

Frisk: ((Hah.

Gaster: ((anyway for sadako i'm thinking it'd be a last resort thing then

DamnDude: (( I think the main issue with hybrids mega-evolving is they probably need a specific stone for that hybrid. ))

DamnDude: (( Also, that was amazing Nance ))

DamnDude: (( Also hi Nance ))

: ((I'll make sure the ace of Sadako's team is a Mega Gengar))

Frisk: ((10. DD roleplays Master Roshi.))

: 73.2.130.13 Lux's server is up.

Nance: ((Heya, also thanks, also I'll keep that in mind))

Master Roshi: (( He's not kidding for once ))

: ((Er, DD))

Gaster: ((well, seeing as Sadako is a crime boss, she can probably get her hands on things most people don't have.

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Ed: -It seems like someone is trying to join the server-

Ed: -If no one else is-

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: ((I want to know how I got through those bones untouched))

Frisk: ((Family Reunion -:- Nance: I'm tired of taking care of kids every damn day Gaster: That's why I always do cool shit without them!))

: ((DD has created a monster))

: ((Arrows against Muffet Heart))

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: ((Mfw DD stacks a deathwasher on me))

: GG))

DamnDude: (( I was watching for a second, and then I realized ))

DamnDude: (( "Oh shit there's still shit on my side" ))

Nance: ((Nance: BRB, taking kids out for a journey across time and space; won't be gone long))

DamnDude: (( And I crashed ))

: ((Nance steals a tardis))

Nance: ((Nance don't need no fucking tardis))

: ((There was a part where I had circle of death and Asgore attack on you))

: ((And you lost a fourth of your HP) in one round))

DamnDude: (( I'm ready if you are Laharl ))

: ((Nah i'm done for a bit))

DamnDude: (( Also I was off by one point to get rid of that a turn earlier ))

: ((If you see Circle of Death, you nuke that shit))

: ((No matter what))

DamnDude: (( That's what I was talking about ))

: ((Nance, ever played Have a Heart?))

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: ((I want to get literally everyone addicted to this))

: ((Poor DD, I got him addicted and then dissapeared for a week))

Ed: "Hmm, seems like there's some competition somewhere."

Nance: ((Nope, I have not played it. Probably won't, considering where I'm headed))

: ((It's a free download, if you wanna try))

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Balrog: [color=#4a331b]"Wonder if that somewhere has some cash"[/color]

Frisk: ((It's pretty fun, but if you don't want to play it or if you can't, I won't really force you to))

Ed: "Well, we'll find out soon, let me just get this ready for us"

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Gaster: ((boop http://prntscr.com/brdu5u

Gaster: ((this is.. not bad for 2:30 in the morning artwork

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Gaster: ((and now i want to draw some more, rip me

: ((10/10

: ((Noice))

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Frisk: ((Laharl, what happens if a human fucks a gijinka

Frisk: ((Is the baby another gijinka

Gaster: ((... what if they're infertle

Frisk: ((Or is it something else entirely

Gaster: ((like, mules are infertile, iirc

Frisk: ((hmmm

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Frisk: ((Mules and hinnies have 63 chromosomes, a mixture of the horse's 64 and the donkey's 62. The different structure and number usually prevents the chromosomes from pairing up properly and creating successful embryos, rendering most mules infertile. There are no recorded cases of fertile mule stallions.

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Frisk: ((So yeah, Gijinkas could be infertile

Frisk: ((Not really sure though

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: ((Yeah, probly))

: ((I just use the gijs as an excuse to use all the nice tuxedos and dresses))

Frisk: ((It could be completely possible for other Gijinkas to fuck each other

Frisk: ((Then we can get a real life Metaton

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: http://i.imgur.com/fPOYPcS.gifv ))

: ((Wait))

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: ((I just started paying attention, why are you guys discussing the fertility of mules?))

Frisk: ((Read the chat

Frisk: ((We're discussing Gijinkas

Nance: ((Apparently people are trying to make gijinkas breed

Frisk: (("However, there have been a very few cases where female mules were able to reproduce with purebred horses or donkeys. These cases are rare though and the general rule is that all male mules and most female mules are infertile."

Frisk: ((So uh))

: ((This was Frisky's train of thought))

Frisk: ((It would make sense Laharl))

: ((Not mine))

Frisk: ((Shhhh

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Frisk: ((If there were rare cases of Gijinkas giving birth))

Frisk: ((And most Gijinkas being infertile

: ((So, I could enable freeroam if nobody is planning to sleep))

: (((And we can gamble and shit))

Frisk: ((I can gamble and shit))

Frisk: ((But not with HaH))

: ((I'm not part of the arc))

Frisk: ((I'm too tired for that))

: ((Rip me))

Gaster: ((i need to go to bed

: Nobody turned off the bar TV

: Pleinair is still just, staring into the camera.

Frisk: ((okay

Frisk: ((gn chime

Frisk: ((Like, I can totally do freeroam

Frisk: ((So yeah

Gaster: ((gn

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DamnDude: (( I'm the only other member awake, aren't I ))

: literally the point of freeroam is for you use HaH for pokemon, so I guess Roshi could play his cards while Frisk tries other methods of acquiring mons

Frisk: ((I'm awake.))

Frisk: * Yeah.

Frisk: * Anyways, she decides to head to the timeline because why the hell not?

DamnDude: (( No, I'm saying in terms of normally Laharl wanted us to be not by our selves ))

Frisk: ((Master Roshi accompanies Frisk))

DamnDude: (( I'll just finish this Isaac later I guess ))

Frisk: ((Oh no))

DamnDude: (( And at that moment, Frisky realized they fucked up ))

Frisk: ((Frisk has to actually stay around Master fucking Roshi))

DamnDude: (( Hey, you added in the fucking yoursel ))

: ((Now, Freeroam, is where i'm lax))

: ((I'll let solos go in))

Frisk: ((Frisk has to be around this guy - https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQgufsC5SV0TvqBpylBfjSyLNTJZjFO6eP3Q683k5LkpNH9Jr3

Frisk: ((Also, cool cool

Nance: ((Gonna go sleep; it's late over here and should be slep))

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Frisk: ((Alrighty!))

Frisk: ((Good night Nancy))

Nance: -(Nai-

Frisk: * Laharl, I'm in Arc Reactor

Frisk: * Same with DD

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Jeska or Jekon: (go the fuck to sleep

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Jeska or Jekon: (morining

Fanta: ((Morning

Jeska or Jekon: ((whats new

Fanta: ((What happened last night is new, but we're still sorting that whole situation out

Jeska or Jekon: ((really wasn't on last night

Fanta: ((Probably shouldn't talk about it again

Jeska or Jekon: (Fair enough

Fanta: ((I'm just gonna rp

Jeska or Jekon: (k

Fanta: is sitting on the couch with her head down

Jäger Leyline: -walks in

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Jäger Leyline: Hey Fanty

Fanta: "Hey.."

Jäger Leyline: you holding up?

Fanta: "Fine I guess.."

Jäger Leyline: wanna get a beer?

Fanta: "I already drank too much yesterday.. have a nasty hangover"

Jäger Leyline: Ah, doubt you're in the mood for more than

Fanta: "Not in the mood for much of anything..."

Jäger Leyline: I take it snuggling with your boyfriend isnt doing much

Fanta: "It's nice.."

Fanta: "How is Jeska..."

Jäger Leyline: come on,lets blow this Popsicle stand

Fanta: "Where are we going.."

Jäger Leyline: into town

Fanta: "Alright.. why not"

Jäger Leyline: grabs her hand and leads her into town

Fanta: follows absentmindedly

Jäger Leyline: so tell me, when was the last time you were in a brawl?

Fanta: "I don't remember.. last time I remember is when I fought barchar."

Jäger Leyline: well lets head to the local pub and get into the fight arena

Fanta: "Sure.."

Jäger Leyline: takes her to a pub where there s a group on men fighting in the mud outside and the crowd claps along

Fanta: from her clothes and appearance, she doesn't care what she looks like

Jäger Leyline: -the men are just beating the shit out of each other, until one of the is knocked out and the ref calls the victor

Jäger Leyline: so wanna get in there and throwdown?

Fanta: shrugs

Fanta: "Rules?"

Jäger Leyline: pushes her into the mud pit-

Fanta: is pushed in, she stumbles and gains her footing

Jäger Leyline: Yeah no magic and don't get your ass kicked

: Referee: it looks like we got a new challenger!

Fanta: is just staring ahead

: -theres a muscle gote walks towards her, punching his fists

Fanta: looks at him, then immediately goes for the legs

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Fanta: ((Hello

Jäger Leyline: 3(oi

Jäger Leyline: (oi

: -the goat takes the hit like a champ-

: ((Hello))

Fanta: I don't remember how long she's had claws, but she whips em out and starts hitting with those out

: -he blocks with his arm which is ripped to shreds but revealed to be a cybernetic arm after the fur is gone

Jäger Leyline: ohhh a filthly cheater

Fanta: tries to dig in with both her hands, then kick him in the gut once she has a grip

: -he takes the hit, but comes back with a backhand

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Jäger Leyline: (oi

Fanta: she takes that, her head snapping back, then comes back by trying to straight out gore him

Jeska or Jekon: -is still grooming the wolves-

Jäger Leyline: whoa there don't kill him

Fanta: not anywhere lethal

: -tries to throw Fanta off-

Barchar: what do you think the term 'gore' means

Fanta: stab with horns

Fanta: she's thrown off, she gets back up

: the guy starts a flurry of quick jabs at her

Fanta: tries to block one, and get around him

: -she does-

Fanta: then goes for an uppercut to the face

: -his head goes flying up-

Fanta: what

Fanta: like, off his body

Jäger Leyline: ((no the fist made contact and his head jerked back

Fanta: ((Oh ok

Fanta: she doesn't let up then, going for another

: hes stumbling backwards from the hits unable to keep his guard up

Fanta: does a fancy, but very forceful kick to the head

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Fanta: "Did I win..?"

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Fanta: she falls, but directs it toward him, trying to body slam

: she does

Emb: ((hello and oh cool

Fanta: gets on her knees on top of him and tries to keep punching him in the head

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Fanta: stops

Fanta: "..."

Jäger Leyline: lifts her up to her feet

Jäger Leyline: not bad there

: Ref: Our winner!

Fanta: "I did ok..?"

Jäger Leyline: I;ve seen worse

Jäger Leyline: Could always fight the champ if youre feeling lucky

Fanta: "Nah.. that's enough"

Jäger Leyline: yeah thats good, doubt you'd beat him

Fanta: rubs her horns

Jäger Leyline: feeling etter?

Jäger Leyline: better*

Fanta: "A bit.."

Fanta: "Thanks"

Jäger Leyline: wanna get that beer now?

Fanta: "Sure"

Jäger Leyline: leads her into the bar

Jäger Leyline: don't mind the muck you're covered in

Emb: - And when you open, you find a large insect screaming, running around with tables flipped. -

Emb: - The prank had to be finally fucking triggered so here we go. -

Jäger Leyline: grabs a honeybrew ale and slides it to her

Fanta: she drinks it

Jäger Leyline: is not at Grillbys

Fanta: think theyre elsewhere

Emb: - Fuck I ruined everything -

Emb: - Dammit fuck -

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Jäger Leyline: hows it taste?

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Fanta: "It's good"

Jäger Leyline: good

Jäger Leyline: you look good covered in mud

Fanta: "I bet I do.."

Jäger Leyline: looks like Hywel is missing out

Fanta: "He sleeps in a lot"

Jäger Leyline: pretty sure hes a myotonic ,

Jäger Leyline: or just a narcoleptic

Fanta: "Tends to happen a lot with my boyfriends, it's weird"

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Jäger Leyline: let me guess he saves that energy from when you two fuck right?

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Jäger Leyline: ((everyone is freakin out over pokemon go and its not even available in Korea

Fanta: "Nah, I do all the work"

Jäger Leyline: if he ain't pleasing ya, I'mma kick his lilly ass

Fanta: "Oh no, he's good."

Fanta: "I'm tired.."

Jäger Leyline: wanna head back?

Fanta: "Yeah.."

Jäger Leyline: dag, hoping for a fight myself

Jäger Leyline: oh well lets go

Fanta: gets up

Jäger Leyline: leads her back to the mountain house

Fanta: re-enters the house

Fanta: looks for hywel

Jäger Leyline: 5 bucks hes asleep

Fanta: looks in the bedroom

Jäger Leyline: called it, asleep like a comatose patient

Fanta: "He's missing out on a shower"

Fanta: "Which I'm gonna go get now"

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Fanta: heads off to go take a shower

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Fanta: showers without gote bf

Jäger Leyline: wait can I join?

Fanta: "Nope"

Fanta: said that from in the bathroom

Jäger Leyline: peaks in, "please/

Fanta: she reaches out from the shower curtain and pushes the door shut

Fanta: jager could have got a peek then if he wanted

Fanta: was not covering up well

Jäger Leyline: did

Jäger Leyline: you act like I haven't seen you naked before Fanta

Fanta: "Not in this form"

Jäger Leyline: can't be that different

Fanta: "You saw me naked as a dude"

Fanta: "Now shush and let me shower"

Jäger Leyline: besides when'd you get so concerned about the way others see you? a few months ago you were a prostitute

Fanta: "Showering now"

Jäger Leyline: waits for her to finish, hoping to get a peek

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Fanta: is smart enough to wrap herself in a towel before she gets out

Jäger Leyline: tell ya what, drop that towel and spin around and I'll forever leave you alone about it

Fanta: "You sure?"

Jäger Leyline: with the exception of intercourse

Jäger Leyline: of coruse

Fanta: "Fine, that's an offer I can't refuse"

Fanta: she does, quickly, and then puts it back on

Fanta: "Happy now?"

Jäger Leyline: good enough

Jäger Leyline: now get dressed

Fanta: closes the door on him again, and gets dressed in another thick shirt and pants

Jäger Leyline: flops on the couch

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Jäger Leyline: So Jeska and I talked about hooking up on our vacation

Fanta: "Yeah?"

Fanta: sits on a chair

Jäger Leyline: crazy huh?

Fanta: "Nah, figured you two would try it eventually"

Jäger Leyline: really?

Jäger Leyline: me? the biggest womanizer you know

Fanta: "Well, you two seem close enough for it"

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Jäger Leyline: (wtf?

Jäger Leyline: ((holy shite

Fanta: ((Hello CK

Jäger Leyline: never really cared about settilin down

Fanta: "Didn't think so"

Jäger Leyline: Loni always came first

Jäger Leyline: anything else was a temporary pleasure

Fanta: "How is she? Do you know?"

Fanta: "I haven't seen her or Azalea in a while"

Jäger Leyline: Azalea and Loni are at Loni's dorm at Yorkshire

Jäger Leyline: we're.....not on talking terms

Fanta: "Oh.."

Fanta: "Sorry..."

Jäger Leyline: still giving her everything she needs

Jäger Leyline: yeah.....

Jäger Leyline: thats why Jeska and I took that vacation

Jäger Leyline: get away from everything for a bit

Fanta: "I see"

Jäger Leyline: goes silent for a bit and just thinks

Fanta: has had her head down

Jäger Leyline: .......Jeska has paid off my debts

Fanta: "That's good"

Jäger Leyline: and helping me support Loni

Jäger Leyline: ...can't help but feel like I failed her though

Fanta: "You should.. you should try and make amends with her"

Jäger Leyline: ....for what though?

Fanta: "I don't know what she has against you"

Fanta: "But if you're not on speaking terms"

Fanta: "You need to.. I don't know"

Jäger Leyline: Oh Loni, I meant Jeksa

Jäger Leyline: I know what I did to Loni

Jäger Leyline: and I doubt talking will do anything

Fanta: "Well, you shouldn't just sit around and feel bad about it"

Fanta: "At least you can do something..."

Jäger Leyline: yeah well can't really go up to her and say, "Hey Loni sorry I murdered your parents 10 years ago, took you in, and convinced you that you were actually my sister

Fanta: "..oh.."

Jäger Leyline: yeah

Fanta: "I.. It'll take time, of course.. but she doesn't seem like the kind of person to hold a grudge... especially against someone who really cares about her, like you"

Jäger Leyline: ....we'll see....

Jäger Leyline: what about you? any plans for you and Hywel?

Fanta: "I've been considering one plan.."

Fanta: smiles a bit

Jäger Leyline: whats that?

Fanta: "Eh.. I dunno yet"

Fanta: "But do you know any good ring shops?"

Jäger Leyline: theres jewelers in town that can master hand craft you a ring

Jäger Leyline: or you can get one from Jeska's vault

Jäger Leyline: ain't that his job?

Fanta: shrugs

Fanta: "I don't know if he will"

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Jäger Leyline: lazy piece of shit

Fanta: "I think it's just that he isn't thinking about it"

Jäger Leyline: heh

Fanta: "I'm gonna go crawl back in bed with him, I'm all fluffy after the shower"

Jäger Leyline: oh? care if I join?

Fanta: "Nah"

Fanta: "Only room for two and the occasional fish"

Fanta: heads back to the bedroom

Jäger Leyline: You know if Jeska and I hook up we're totally gonna have a foursome! -said as she walks alway-

Jäger Leyline: (going to bed, gn

Fanta: ((Gn

Fanta: "Tootally"

Fanta: crawls into bed and snuggles tight to hywel

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Barchar: (toot)

Emb: ((hello

Fanta: ((Hello

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Fanta: ((He-

: ((Hello))

Fanta: is snuggled up to Hywel in bed, super fluffy

Hywel: -He's awake by now, snuggles back to fluff gote.-

Fanta: got out, did the stuff, and snuggled back in a few minutes ago

Hywel: -He must have been sleeping.-

Fanta: "Morning"

Fanta: is back to sounding depressed

Hywel: "Good morning."

Hywel: "How'd you sleep?"

Fanta: "Didn't"

Hywel: "...Oh."

Fanta: "Couldn't get to sleep.."

Hywel: "Well what did you do while you were awake?"

Fanta: "Lied here, then I eventually got up and moved to the couch"

Hywel: "Yeah?"

Fanta: "Jager took me to a tavern fighting.. club thing"

Hywel: "...You got into a bar fight?"

Fanta: "It was a fighting circle"

Hywel: "...Sounds dangerous."

Fanta: "It was, but I kicked the guy's ass and got out fine"

Fanta: "I was covered in mud, though, so I washed up"

Fanta: "Hence the fluffiness"

Hywel: "That's... Good, I just suggest you don't take your chances."

Fanta: "Didn't really want to, he just brought me and I went with it"

Fanta: "Won't do it again"

Hywel: "Thank you."

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Hywel: "...So, seen any good spots other than the hot spring here, yet? Like, nice views?"

Hywel: -If Slarv doesn't return, I'll assume Fanta fell asleep.-

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CryingEevee OOC: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnmOMuMjcMg ))

CryingEevee OOC: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17CZuX3fL48 ))

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Frisk: ((hi

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

Fanta: ((Hello

Emb: ((hello

Frisk: ((i literally just remembered that pmd is tomorrow wow ok))

Emb: ((and i remembered bastion is today

Emb: ((but idk

CryingEevee OOC: ((gg, best dungeon master))

Frisk: ((what

Frisk: ((i planned all of the shit out

Emb: ((there's a lot of arcs going on so i'm sure people would rather wait for bastion to be once there's less going on

Frisk: ((yeah tri, that's a good option))

Frisk: ((we don't want arcs piled on us like pancakes

Emb: ((alright

Frisk: ((i'm excited for your arc but it's better if you wait

Frisk: ((oh, and you can plan more shit also

Emb: ((yes

Frisk: ((so yeah))

Emb: ((i really don't know what to plan for, though

Frisk: ((well, an arc needs a plot to keep the audience interested, even if it's simple

Emb: ((bastion has plot and it's a bastion arc

Frisk: ((ah

Frisk: ((then use bastion plot

Emb: ((yeah

Fanta: ((I'll do stuff on Friday

Fanta: ((Chapter one dungeon, or side quests, idk

Frisk: ((wait it's still chapter 1?

Frisk: ((holy fuck

Fanta: ((Yes

Fanta: ((This is a long chapter, though

Frisk: (( http://prntscr.com/brk1uj

Frisk: ((edge

CryingEevee OOC: ((looks like a kirby final boss))

Fanta: ((Stuff with Azzy is going on now

Fanta: ((It's just as bad as we thought it was, and it could be worse

Emb: ((oh no

Frisk: ((fuck

Fanta: ((I just have to wait and see

Emb: ((brb

Fanta: ((At least she's trying to comfort him

Frisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/QqQwkLB.webpx

Emb: ((back

Emb: ((my tulpa is worried, they hope azzy gets better

Fanta: ((Do they have a name?

Emb: ((i'm letting them decide their name, they aren't sure yet

Emb: ((they've actually considered the name frisk though

Fanta: ((Alright

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Frisk: (( http://img.ifcdn.com/images/e28243426878924468ff612ccdf5ab7418ce6cb770575f985bed986873a724b7_1.jpg

: ((Dank))

: ((Meem))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai chime))

Gaster: ((hi

Emb: ((hello chime

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Emb: ((k time for pokemon go apparently

Emb: ((brb

Gaster: ((K

Gaster: ((i'm just here attempting to eat fruit salad

CryingEevee OOC: ((fruit salad))

Gaster: ((it's one of those low-appetite days

CryingEevee OOC: ((yummy yummy))

Gaster: ((after i'm done i'm gonna see if i can stomach a cheese-filled pretzel or something

CryingEevee OOC: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmR7G208ug4 ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know in the slightest how i remembered the wiggles just from seeing the word "fruit salad"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am now legitimately listening to fruit salad yummy yummy.))

Gaster: ((haaaa

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Frisk: ((it's

Frisk: ((it's beautiful

CryingEevee OOC: ((today has been a weird nostalgia trip for me. first i find a 3d sonic fan game that made me feel nostalgic because it plays mostly like sonic adventure 2, and now the wiggles))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know how many times i've listened to fruit salad yummy yummy. i'm not using listen on repeat))

Gaster: ((i shouldn't be laughing i've been listening to this song too much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUnYuC0YD_s

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i should stop listening to fruit salad yummy yummy, but i just can't. it's too catchy))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i have switched to listenonrepeat so i know how many times it's repeating))

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh, i should actually boot up sims 3 and finish frisky's sim, and then remember what sim i'm supposed to make next.))

Gaster: ((i'd boot up sims but i have a feeling there's something else i need to be doing

Emb: ((back

Emb: ((we found a golbat ;-;

Gaster: ((that's it?

Emb: ((yeah, it was freezing and glitching a lot

Emb: ((and my family is not good at technology

Emb: ((so naturally they're like "no just wait"

Emb: ((no you fucking restart the game

Gaster: ((yeah

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Gaster: ((i'm glad you can catch the starters as rares though

Emb: ((so it froze during its capture so we walked all the way back and it "turns out" you just had to [i]restart it[/i]

Emb: ((yeah

Emb: ((wait they're rare? i have squirtle

Gaster: ((i think they're rare

Emb: ((oh cool

Gaster: ((i mean i caught a squirtle last night

Emb: ((i also heard rhyhorn is rare, we have rhyhorn. they're weak though

CryingEevee OOC: ((i still haven't bothered booting pokemon go))

Emb: ((what is it called to bottle up rage?

Frisk: ((tri, have you caught master roshi yet))

Emb: ((i don't believe so

Emb: ((depends on what pokemon that is

Gaster: ((oh i remember what i was gonna do

CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot you wanted me to make your sim a fairy, frisky.))

Gaster: ((i was gonna start building a ghost/psychic team

Emb: ((ah

Frisk: ((http://static2.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/12/123441/2988283-character_large_332x363_master-roshi.jpg

Emb: ((i'm still just going for eevee being annoying and tepig being fucking devastating

Emb: ((drampa isn't in pokemon go yet

Frisk: ((oh yeah))

Frisk: ((last night i got four more pokémon in laharl's arc))

Emb: ((woah what

Emb: ((you have a full team them

Emb: ((then*

Frisk: ((i stayed up really late and did freeroam

Frisk: ((same with dd

Emb: ((if only i could do that

Emb: ((brb

Frisk: ((iirc me and dd have full teams now

Gaster: ((wow

Emb: ((back, sorry, had to pretend to laugh

Gaster: ((i need a reason for Sadako not to fight Corsi

Emb: ((anyway i could stay up but i would be on my tablet and i suck at mobile

Frisk: ((I have Eevee, Houndour, Petilil, Squirtle, Pikachu, and Gulpin

Frisk: ((I hate Gulpin

Emb: ((why?

Frisk: ((Because

Emb: ((seems legit

Frisk: ((It's fucking Gulpin

Emb: ((well i suppose

Frisk: ((I don't want Gulpin, it's one of my least favorite Pokémon

Emb: ((i only have favorites, for different things

Frisk: ((If I get another Pokémon I'm getting rid of Gulpin

Emb: ((favorite cute is wooper favorite cool is azelf

Gaster: ((gulpin used to freak me out as a kid

CryingEevee OOC: ((yo frisky, what kinda personality did you want for your sim?))

Frisk: ((make me a manipulative asshat

Frisk: ((also yeah i never liked gulpin

Frisk: ((it's just

Frisk: ((ugh

Frisk: ((swalot is decent

Frisk: ((but gulpij

Frisk: ((gulpin*

Frisk: ((no

Gaster: ((swalot is better

Emb: ((swalot is cool

Frisk: ((yeah

Emb: ((gulpin is literally just

Emb: ((a stomach

Gaster: ((that's why it freaked me out

Frisk: ((swalot is more useful

Emb: ((who fucking wants to battle with a stomach

Emb: ((okay i'm getting moon

Emb: ((radiant sun lion just looks like white lion

Gaster: ((same, i want the space bat

Frisk: ((same

Frisk: ((i want space bat

Emb: ((full moon bird looks cooler rather than a downgrade

Frisk: ((not aslan

Emb: ((oh it's a bat

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, did my best to make your sim manipulative and evil))

Frisk: ((it's a bat

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, is like, everyone getting moon?))

Frisk: ((not a bird

Emb: ((yes

Emb: ((okay full moon bird looks cooler

Emb: ((FUCK

Emb: ((BAT

Frisk: ((fuckbat?

CryingEevee OOC: ((lunala))

Emb: ((fuckbat, the evolution of golbat

CryingEevee OOC: ((side evolution to crobat))

Emb: ((with an even bigger mouth

Emb: ((and no teeth

Emb: ((and bigger wings

Gaster: ((I'm glad my brother doesn't particularly like any of the legendaries, i'd be unhappy if i had to fight him over moon

Emb: ((full moon bat even has clouds

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, we already have a moon legendary. cresselia))

Emb: ((well

Emb: ((uhm

Frisk: ((no

Emb: (([s]lunar /=/ moon[/s]

Frisk: ((cresselia isn't the legendary of the moon

Emb: ((at least full moon bat is better maybe

Frisk: ((Cresselia brings good dreams

CryingEevee OOC: ((but luna=moon))

Frisk: ((And repels nightmares

Gaster: ((you're saying two pokemon can't have lunar themes?

CryingEevee OOC: ((what i'm saying is that the moon is clouds))

Emb: ((Shining particles are released from Cresselia's wings like a veil, and it is said to represent the crescent moon.

Emb: (( :(

Emb: ((two pokemon can have lunar themes, but when cresselia is before luna bat it just

Emb: ((feels

Emb: ((weird

Frisk: ((why

Emb: ((idk

Frisk: ((cresselia is completely different

Emb: ((that's why it's weird

Emb: ((well yeah that's the thing

Frisk: ((it has nothing

Frisk: ((to dp

Frisk: ((do*

Frisk: ((with lunala

Frisk: ((at all

Emb: ((it's different so i'm like cool but they're both lunar so ehhhhhhh

Frisk: ((it's paired with darkrai

Emb: ((yeah

Frisk: ((it represents

Frisk: ((good dreams

Frisk: ((you fuck

Emb: ((but why is dark compared to moon, normally it's dark compared to light

Emb: ((cresselia is dumb

Gaster: ((that's like saying it cressilia copied lunatone

Emb: ((the end

Emb: ((lunatone isn't special though

CryingEevee OOC: ((changing the topic slightly, i'm going to be dissapointed if there isn't something to do with solrock and lunatone, and umbreon and espeon))

Emb: ((i can't wait to see what the new special duo is

Emb: ((the special minor duo

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, there's usually a trio too))

Emb: ((wait really? am i dum

Emb: ((what are the trios

CryingEevee OOC: ((and we know magearna is a thing))

Emb: ((oh wait yeah

Gaster: ((like the regis, and the elemental birds

Emb: ((yeah

CryingEevee OOC: ((lake guards))

Emb: ((i liked lake guards

CryingEevee OOC: ((the musketeers))

Emb: ((?

CryingEevee OOC: ((no wait, that was 4 legends))

CryingEevee OOC: ((cause keldeo))

Emb: ((keldeo is kinda a side thing

CryingEevee OOC: ((keldo i thought had to do with coballion and co))

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Emb: ((he does but

Emb: ((musketeers is technically a trio in bw

Emb: ((just not in bw2

Fanta: ((So let me tell you what just went down

Fanta: ((Im at an arcade

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's also landorus and thunderus and...the other one))

Emb: ((tornadus

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, that one))

Emb: ((that one no one likes or knows

Fanta: ((My favorite thing to do is play what i want, load up on useless tickets, and trade them in for shitloads of army men

Emb: ((alright

Fanta: ((So that the casheir has to count them out

Fanta: ((My record is 521

Emb: ((damn

Gaster: ((oh my god

Fanta: ((Today i got 59

Fanta: ((But the MOTHERFUCKER

Fanta: ((PULLED OUT THE BOX OF ARMY MEN

Fanta: ((AND SAID 'GO FOR IT'

Emb: ((LOL

Frisk: ((HAH

Fanta: ((IVE BEEN OUTPLAYED

Fanta: ((I want omanyte where tf is omanyte

CryingEevee OOC: ((inn the past))

Emb: ((in the heavens

CryingEevee OOC: ((try a museum))

Emb: ((try a church

Gaster: ((praise lord helix

Emb: ((amen

Gaster: ((but anyway if i had to guess your best bet is by a beach or a river

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Gaster: ((or any body of water

Emb: ((a puddle

Barchar: (PRAISE LORD HELIX)

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Gaster: ((i met a guy who has a drainage ditch behind his house and he said he gets water pokemon all the time

Emb: ((lol

Fanta: ((I want any fossilmon

CryingEevee OOC: ((what about grimer?))

Fanta: ((And articuno

CryingEevee OOC: ((any grimer in the drainage?))

Gaster: ((idk

Emb: ((no legendaries yet

CryingEevee OOC: ((if the original trailer is anything to go by, legends will be... yeah...))

Emb: ((is pokemon go only gonna be gen 1 pokemon? or will they update for more

Gaster: ((i hope they have more gens

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's probably gonna get more))

Gaster: ((also i hope my team isn't too hard to beat

Emb: ((wut

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, frisky's sim is done, and i don't know who called next after frisky. i think it was DD))

Gaster: ((i put some harder to use pokemon on there

Gaster: ((for bravo arc

Emb: ((why would you hope your team isn't hard to beat

Emb: ((that's like saying "i hope i suck"

Gaster: ((well, i'm playing the ghost/psychic gym leader

Emb: ((oh whoops

Emb: ((sensible then

Gaster: ((i mean, i put my usual thunder-using spread for the gengar so

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CryingEevee OOC: ((the sonic the hedgehog twitter never ceases to amaze me))

Emb: ((i wonder how much style points tepig ohko will get again

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Frisk: ((Well, time to stack the dark type moves up))

Emb: ((mfw i only have two pokemon that don't have great coverage

Emb: ((however

Emb: ((my eevee is basically invincible

Emb: ((unless i see poison or steel then i'm screwed

Gaster: ((the gengar says hi

Emb: ((my tepig says hi

Frisk: ((Tri, you're going to be fucked over

Emb: ((yes i am

Frisk: ((It's not just about types

Frisk: ((It's strategy

Emb: ((yes i know

Frisk: ((Don't just

Frisk: ((Go attack

Frisk: ((Like a savage

Emb: ((i'm not

Frisk: ((We'll see, then))

Emb: ((that's what tepig is that's not what eevee is

Emb: ((and that's not what my other pokemon will be

Emb: ((when i get them

Frisk: ((Both of your fucking Pokémon need to be strategized))

Frisk: ((Tepig will fucking die

Emb: ((they are

Emb: ((tepig is a sweeper

Emb: ((that's his job

Frisk: ((Eh))

Emb: ((well i mean, not the die part, unless it's necessary, which it is

Emb: ((life orb + recoil

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Emb: ((= ow

Frisk: ((I'm thinking that Houndour and Petilil are going to be my MVPs for this gym leader))

Frisk: ((Petilil because motherfucking sleep powder and solar beam))

Emb: ((dam

Frisk: ((Solar beam allowing its speed to increase harshly

Emb: ((i assume you got power herb

Frisk: ((Houndour because of the type advantage

Frisk: ((No

Emb: ((oh okay

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CryingEevee OOC: ((so DD wanted brown haired hitler with glasses as his sim))

Frisk: ((Solar Beam, Sleep Powder, Giga Drain, and HP Ice

Frisk: ((That's Petilil's moveset

Emb: ((oh alright

Gaster: ((*quietly adds jellicent to the team*

Emb: ((what item though

Fanta: ((Go just crashed while i was catchin a fukn oddish

Emb: ((aww

Frisk: ((Actually

Frisk: ((Power Herb

Frisk: ((That's really fucking useful

Emb: ((indeed

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's no hitler stache so i have to improvise))

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Frisk: ((Hm, Jellicent

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Frisk: ((Thankfully I have an electric type

Emb: (( :(

Frisk: ((And a grass type

Frisk: ((what, tri

Emb: ((i don't

Emb: ((have much of anything atm

Frisk: ((Who says you're not getting more Pokémon

Emb: ((no one i just

Gaster: ((... and seeing as i already have a dark typing with malamar, i can probably switch out sableye for something else

Emb: ((nvm :/

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am listening to fruit salad yummy yummy while making a brown haired hitler in the sims.))

Frisk: ((So from what I can gather

Gaster: ((i'm gonna get my team looked over by laharl tho

Frisk: ((Gengar, Malamar, Jellicent

Frisk: ((So far

Frisk: (([I]so far[/i]

Gaster: ((there's one pokemon i put on as a sort of joke

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Frisk: ((what is it if i may ask

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, i have finally stopped listening to fruit salad yummy yummy))

Frisk: ((Chime: stunfisk

Gaster: ((it's a psychic type

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Emb: ((abr

Emb: ((a

Emb: ((dammit

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Frisk: ((

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Frisk: ((

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i dub thee, uncle hitler))

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Emb: ((wowie

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai DD))

Emb: ((hello

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm making your hitler sim))

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Gaster: ((oh yeah if you haven't seen the picture of the ghost/psychic gl, here she is: http://66.media.tumblr.com/0e704a5c7eba2be2c6a5e1063615deb0/tumblr_oa51lvjap61uggan1o1_400.png

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Emb: ((cool

CryingEevee OOC: ((she has edge eyes))

Frisk: ((I see that motherfucking necklace))

DamnDude: (( hi ))

Frisk: ((She has a mega Gengar doesn't she

Gaster: ((well yeah, she's half gengar

Gaster: ((sadako: bitch i am the mega gengar

Emb: ((wait mega gengar

Emb: ((holy shit

Frisk: ((frisk: geez

Emb: ((mega gengar op

Frisk: ((It's only a prediction

Emb: ((ik

Gaster: ((i'm trying to think of what her mega would look like

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Frisk: ((Also mega Gengar isn't OP

Emb: ((well i mean

Emb: ((when it's lc vs ubers

Frisk: ((On the other hand

Emb: ((that's uh

Emb: ((kinda op

Frisk: ((Mega Rayquaza is

Emb: ((well of course

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Emb: ((that's like saying a doomsday isn't destructive because the freeze of the universe is more destructive

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Gaster: ((oh man i loved dhmis https://65.media.tumblr.com/904a89f4a951859c9d55190cd58156d0/tumblr_oa3j6zKFwI1smtsbko1_540.png

Frisk: ((no

Frisk: ((Also

Frisk: ((I've tried Mega Gengar

Frisk: ((It isn't OP unless you have the right strategy

Frisk: ((And the right moveset

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Emb: ((obviously

Frisk: ((Look

Emb: ((pokemon serve a purpose

Frisk: ((It's barely OP

Emb: ((i said in comparison

Frisk: ((Just

Emb: ((i basically said in comparison at least

Frisk: ((...

Frisk: ((I'll just stop

Frisk: ((Anywayd

Emb: ((alright i will too

Frisk: ((Anyways*

Gaster: ((keep in mind we've got relatively weak mons rn

Frisk: ((Well

Frisk: ((Kinda

Emb: ((?

Emb: ((o dam

Emb: ((i found some info

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Emb: ((psychics are relatively defensively weak and ghost types are relatively slow

Gaster: ((also i found this image again and i laughed http://i.imgur.com/KgZFDJf.jpg

Emb: ((lol

Frisk: (( https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr06/23/14/enhanced-28265-1393185156-8.jpg?output-format=auto&output-quality=40&downsize=720:*

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, imgur is suddenly in beta))

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Frisk: (( https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7884291840/h20B1B171/

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, i made your sim DD although it turned into uncle hitler http://imgur.com/a/15ddM ))

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Frisk: (( https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5219721472/h525E3C6C/

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CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, NOW i don't know who called next for a sim.))

Emb: ((may i be a sim

CryingEevee OOC: ((sure, could you describe what you want?))

Emb: ))uhm

Emb: ((whoops

Emb: ((i'm a boy that looks like a girl

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's harder than it sounds to make in the sims))

Emb: ((oh huh

Emb: ((well uh

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CryingEevee OOC: ((it takes two?))

Emb: ((oh fuck

Emb: (([url=http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Tri_Attack_(move)]i need this move[/url]

: (( So today I decide to use my bike while playing Pokemon GO

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, number 5 is... bloo? maybe?))

Emb: ((yes it's bloo

Emb: ((hello bloo

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: (( This is going to be interesting

CryingEevee OOC: ((i would make a roundabout joke, but that's not my territory))

: (( I haven't gotten a kickstand for my bike yet

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Fanta: ((These people are taking so long to get out of my house

: (( pokemon go really gets monotonous if you don't go far imo

Fanta: ((I just think its fun to find pokemon

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: (( all i've been doing recently is just going around to pokestops

Fanta: ((I've just been sitting at home playing snes and hugging azzy for hours

Fanta: ((New 3ds has snes games now and its great

Fanta: ((I got megaman 7, earthbound, and super metroid, two of which i already had for snes but wanted to play on the go

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: (( k

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Frisk: ((Dr. Phil makes a new episode))

Frisk: (("Pokémon GO is ruining my life"

Fanta: ((I might actually go outside todau

Fanta: ((To find pokemons

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: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii98e_zDBuU

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai 'harl))

Gaster: ((heyo laharl

: ((Ayy))

DamnDude: (( Hola ))

Emb: ((hello

: ((<.<))

Emb: ((?

Gaster: ((we're kind of quiet rn, sorry

: ((Eh, i'm just staring at the sheer amount of edge in my old chatrooms))

Gaster: ((ah

Emb: ((oh okay

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Frisk: ((Wowie, edge.))

Frisk: ((Has it cut you yet?))

Frisk: ((Or did you break that too?))

: ((I'mma copy paste a thing))

: 'Tyler puled out his cigarette, pointing the swrd at Tazer. "Lets fight!!!" he sad'

Emb: ((oh

: ((Yes. You just read that train wreck right.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((he sad))

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Gaster: ((i sad now

Frisk: ((Holy shit.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also swrd. and tazer. what kinda name is tazer?))

Frisk: ((Well then.))

: ((It isn't a name.))

: ((The other person's name is 'Taylor'))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i prefer tazer))

Frisk: ((Your younger self broke grammar.))

Frisk: ((As a whole.))

Frisk: (([I]Why.[/i]

Emb: ((oh shit

Emb: ((i found a gif that wouldn't load on my tablet from about 6 months ago

: ((That isn't my older self))

Emb: ((hooray

Frisk: ((Laharl))

: ((Thats another person on a chatroom I made two years ago that i've abandoned at this point))

Frisk: ((Ohhhh))

Frisk: ((That isn't you))

Frisk: ((Can you link to the chatroom))

Frisk: ((So we can browse the edge))

: ((No, theres copious amounts of R2))

Frisk: ((Oh, okay))

Frisk: ((Never mind))

Gaster: ((to be expected from an edge farm

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, yeah))

: ((WHEN YOU JOIN A POKEMON RP))

: ((AND ALL THE CHARACTERS))

Emb: ((are?

: (( http://prntscr.com/bro3n4 ))

: ((ARE JUST MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS IN POKEMON CLOTHING))

Emb: ((wh

Emb: ((wtf

Gaster: ((whyyyy

Emb: ((i was confused because i don't know homestuck but

Emb: ((wow

CryingEevee OOC: (("grab you pokeballs"))

: (( http://prntscr.com/bro45b WHAT THE FUCK ))

: ((I'VE BARELY READ HOMESTUCK, I JUST WANT TO POKEMON))

Emb: ((the fuck

Frisk: ((A A A A A A

: (( https://msparp.com/pokemon_go/users COUNT THE HOMESTUCKS ))

: ((I DON'T SEE A SINGLE DAMN POKEMON CHARACTER))

: ((NOT EVEN A SHITTY OC!))

Emb: ((>mv

: ((AND ALSO))

Emb: ((but what the fuck

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see a persona character of all things))

Emb: ((it's not

Emb: ((fucking

: ((FOR SOME FUCKING REASON THE FLASH [BARRY ALLEN] IS HERE))

Emb: ((pokemon

Frisk: ((WHY

Gaster: ((what in the hell

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's TRAESH))

Frisk: ((Leave that hellish place))

CryingEevee OOC: ((GAHBAGE))

Emb: ((leave it

Emb: ((there are definitely 1000 better pokemon rp's

: ((JESUS CHRIST NOTHING IS SACRED FROM HOMESTUCK NOW))

CryingEevee OOC: ((was anything ever sacred from homestuck?))

: (( https://msparp.com/pokemonrp/users Compare an ACTUAL DAMN POKEMON RP ))

Emb: (("your son has been corrupted by CNN"

Emb: ((see, that's a fucking rp. that's good.

CryingEevee OOC: (("🐏"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((good name))

Emb: ((lol

Emb: ((better than homestuck in pokemon

: ((I can't get over the fact that the other chat had motherfucking Barry Allen))

CryingEevee OOC: ((some of those people are actually using the abbreviation... slot... thing for abbreviations instead of just the name))

: (( http://prntscr.com/bro7hs Oh god their clueless ))

CryingEevee OOC: (("drama chat"?))

Emb: ((Wh

Emb: ((they don't

Emb: ((wow

Emb: ((i mean, better than the other one at least

: (( Yep, i'm gonna break these fools on showdown ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((they must not do battles))

: ((Shelly's bug team is gonna be put to use, time to break some fucks ))

: ((No, they have showdown on the sidebar))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or do rp battles if they do))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i didn't pay attention))

CryingEevee OOC: ((then))

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey laharl, what's that notepad ya got open there?))

: ((It won't close))

: ((It's frozen.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((sounds bad))

Emb: ((rip

: ((I need name for a bug type user that doesn't sound edgy as fuck))

Emb: ((tyler

: ((No))

Emb: ((okay

: ((I'll use that name when I decide to RP Ender the SInful Knight))

Emb: ((billy

: ((What, should I go find a Mandy and Grim and we can host a sitcom?))

Emb: ((at least i'm not giving fucking insane names like i do with 100% of everything else i do

Emb: ((CE do you know any normal names

CryingEevee OOC: ((umm))

CryingEevee OOC: ((bobby))

Emb: ((:/

CryingEevee OOC: ((joe))

CryingEevee OOC: ((carl))

Emb: ((those work

CryingEevee OOC: ((jim))

CryingEevee OOC: ((kennith))

: http://prntscr.com/broclc Browsing Volcarona art when suddenly

Emb: ((oh wow

DamnDude: (( For once it could be two things you're talking about ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's a lot of things that could be the "and suddenly"))

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Frisk: ((Suddenly, Osomatsu San

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Frisk: ((By the end of Bravoh, this is what's going to happen: http://img15.deviantart.net/4f17/i/2012/163/c/5/blastoise__vietnam_by_tajarnia-d52c2q3.png

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Fanta: ((Hello

Emb: ((hello

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: (( http://prntscr.com/brok2o mfw ))

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Emb: ((flame charge talonflame is bad?

Frisk: ((I'm just waiting until I get Blastoise))

: ((Well, see here))

Frisk: ((I buy the motherfucking mega stone))

: ((Flare Blitz>Flame Charge))

Emb: ((true

Emb: ((why not both

Frisk: ((