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Hellaton: Ththis is the bebest birthday Iii've hahad. Whhhich is kind of sad ththat just sittting here is bebetter birthday ththan any other but.
Gaster: ... Well, still.
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Gaster: delivers the smoothie to Hellaton.
Hellaton: takes a sip.
Hellaton: ...Hhey, ththat's pretty good.
Gaster: Is it? Good.
Hellaton: smiles.
Fanta: ((I'm making Otoko's attacks now
Emb: ((are people still interested in bastion? bc i've had a lot of ideas lately
Hellaton: ((ye
Emb: ((alright
Hellaton: ((but not while there are tyree arcs going on
Emb: ((yeah
Gaster: snuggles against Hella again.
Frisk: ((Hella: -accidentally spills smoothie- Nnnow, Iiii am bebecome ddddeath, ththe dddddestroyer of wwwworlds.))
Hellaton: snuggles back, snaking a couple arms around his bf.
Frisk: ((I just realized that Frisk has no fucking idea it's Hella's birthday today))
Hellaton: (( you know what we havent done in a while
Hellaton: ((clipboards
Hellaton: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg
Emb: (("He conquers twice he who conquers himself in victory"
Frisk: (( Cocoa (Eevee) Ability: Adaptability - Wish - Return - Protect - Heal Bell
Gaster: ((821745
Emb: ((woa who's the eevee
Frisk: ((For Laharl's arc
Emb: ((oh okay
Hellaton: ((shit i gotta set shit up for that
Frisk: ((Donut steel my moveset
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Emb: ((wait i have to as well
Emb: ((i was gonna join but i don't know what i'm supposed to do ;-;
Frisk: ((Well you don't have to rn
Gaster: ((it's uh
Gaster: ((basically a contest thing
Emb: ((oh okay
Gaster: ((laharl explained how it worked last night
Emb: ((i'll check logs
Emb: ((i need a fancy pic? fuck
Emb: ((all i have is a pixel thing
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Frisk: * She walks into le bar.
Hellaton: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg this is mine
Hellaton: Hhhi Frfrisk.
Gaster: Oh, hello, Frisk.
Frisk: ((Fancy aliens
Emb: Hello.
Frisk: "Hi."
Emb: is still in the corner.
Hellaton: is smiling, sipping a smoothie.
Emb: ((mfw i want to do something but i want to be here more than i want to do that something
Hellaton: ((hella walks in with a smoothie and an ostrich. "whatcha got there?" "...aaa smsmoothie."
Gaster: ((lmao
Frisk: "What's the occasion?"
Frisk: ((Hella: Mmmy bebelated bbbirthday.))
Frisk: ((Hella: Ttthat's nonot shhhit for ononce.))
Gaster: It's his birthday!
Frisk: "Oh! Happy birthday!"
Emb: Oh, happy birthday.
Hellaton: T-ththank you.
Emb: - difference between Emb and Frisk right there -
Fanta: "Oh, happy birthday Hella!"
Hellaton: is actually happy.
Frisk: "You're welcome. Have you had a good birthday?"
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Frisk: "That's wonderful."
Hellaton: It's weweird to. But, gggood weird.
Fanta: ((Well it's good Laharl isn't here because doing the Kitty Land boss tonight would fuckin destroy hella if you did it right
Hellaton: ((yeah
Gaster: ((we might have to delay a lot of stuff, actually
Frisk: * She nods, sitting down.
Fanta: ((He's got a X7 Multiplier once his mood changes enough
Frisk: ((yeah
Frisk: "I wish I actually knew, maybe I would of had a present for you or something."
Hellaton: ...Iiii actually foforgot that yoyou get presennnts on your birthday, accccording to this world.
Frisk: ((Hella: Lllook innnnn yoyou're ffffucking popockets.))
Hellaton: ((lol
Frisk: ((Frisk: It's your.))
Hellaton: ((*yyour
Frisk: ((Hella: ... Sssorry, ththat was a sssystematical ggggramattical eeerror))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Gramatical.
Frisk: ((Hella: ...
Hellaton: ((grammatical murder
Frisk: ((Hella: Ggggrammatical.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: ... Oh.))
Frisk: ((Hella: ...
Frisk: ((Frisk: ...
Frisk: ((Hella: Aaawkward.
Emb: ((sounds like cau
Gaster: Yeah, and you know what? You deserve all the presents.
Emb: ((... can represent about 1/4 of dialogue
Frisk: "Yeah!"
Hellaton: Ggaster oh my gid
Emb: ((gid
Fanta: ((Oh my gid
Hellaton: steams up, covering his face.
Gaster: What, it's true!
Frisk: "... I think I can actually get you a present, mostly because it's Hellaton Appreciation day."
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/JYTlRZK.jpg I'm voting gary
Hellaton: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gaster: ((vot 4 meme
Frisk: * She chuckles. "You okay?"
Hellaton: Iii'm not used to allllll this!
Gaster: goes to hug Hella.
Frisk: * She does the same.
Frisk: * #HellaAppreciationDay2K16
Frisk: * #HAD
Hellaton: hugs back, dropping the small remainder of the smoothie
Hellaton: ((*2026
Gaster: picks it up with a floating hand.
Hellaton: uses one arm to. Put it on a table.
Hellaton: Iiii nenever expected any of this, ever, but Iii'm glad I'm gegetting it.
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Gaster: kisses Hella on the cheek.
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Emb: probably would've hugged, too bad she's too in her head. [sub]plus i was afk but y'know[/sub]
Frisk: $so
Frisk: * FUCK
Emb: - LEL -
Frisk: * I DIDN'T
Frisk: * TYPE THAT
Emb: - sure -
Frisk: * what
Emb: - oh okay -
Frisk: * I dropped the phone
Frisk: * I picked it up
Emb: - i thought you had a * prefix tho -
Frisk: * No
Emb: - you manually type *? y no prefix -
Frisk: * I type this
Frisk: * I manually type it
Frisk: * Because
Frisk: * Frisk doesn't speak after a prefix
Frisk: * Also it's easy to do
Emb: - true -
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Hellaton: smooches Gaster back.
Emb: ((rip
Gaster: then nuzzles against Hella's chest. He wonders when Metta will be done.
Emb: set up a prank 3 days ago and it still hasn't fucking triggered
Hellaton: snuggles up close.
Gaster: -rip in emb-
Emb: - at least azazel made two pranks -
MettatonSEX: -You know full well he takes hours to make the house look wonderful.-
Frisk: "So, Hellaton, what kind of things do you like?"
Frisk: ((Hella: Ooonly mymy fffamily.))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Oh. Uh.
Frisk: ((Frisk: That means we're all your present.))
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Frisk: ((Hella: Oooh yeyes.))
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Fanta: ((Frisk: Oh, we should invite napstablook then!
Hellaton: ((hella: say ththat one more goddddamn time i dadare you
Frisk: ((Frisk wouldn't say that
Frisk: ((She knows very well Hella is from an Underfell timeline
Hellaton: Uh. W-wwell, I... I lilike... music...
Fanta: ((Hella wouldn't ask for daddy's cummies but that's never stopped OOC
Emb: ((inb4 turns on never gonna give you up
Hellaton: ((............slarv what the fuck
Frisk: ((what
Emb: ((what
Fanta: ((What
Frisk: "If you don't mind me asking, what kind of music?"
Hellaton: ....
Gaster: ((hella: snnnnow halation
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Hellaton: Iiit's... well...
Gaster: ((heyo laharl
Emb: ((and then i see a post, top comment is about cummies
Fanta: ((Welcome back
Frisk: ((hi Laharl
Emb: ((okay
Emb: ((hello lahurl
: ((Aye))
Hellaton: Metal, elllectropopop, and.... aniiime ththeme songs....
Fanta: ((There was a puzzle
Emb: ((i have a sprite of my character not owned by me
: ((Solved?))
Emb: ((no
Fanta: ((No
Hellaton: ((laharl http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg
Frisk: "Oh, that's cool!"
: ((good shit))
Hellaton: You.... ththink that's cool?
: ((I'll look at it from the logs for a bit, are we doing anything big today?))
Emb: ((http://goo.gl/Pt02u9
Emb: ((imagine that with an umbrella and there you go
Fanta: ((I was gonna do arc stuff today
: ((Considering launching off Pokemon stuff if DD gets here sooN))
Frisk: "Yeah, you have a good taste in music."
: ((Alright))
Frisk: ((That's fine
Fanta: ((Boss or sidequests, depending on what you want
Hellaton: ((hellas birthday is the overall day
Fanta: ((Boss includes the dungeon
: ((Slarc>Pokemon Bullshit that I do all the damn time))
Hellaton: ((i honestly dont want to ruin hellas birthday so sidequest pls
Emb: ((i like the exploration
Emb: ((so side quests
Fanta: ((K
Frisk: ((Laharl, I didn't bother sharing my Frisk drawing so just imagine her wearing this - http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1P4wSMXXXXXbYXpXXq6xXFXXXy/Royal-Blue-Mermaid-Arabic-Evening-font-b-Dresses-b-font-With-font-b-Cape-b-font.jpg
: ((Side quests))
Gaster: ((side quests
Frisk: ((also yeah side quests
Emb: ((yay side quests
Fanta: ((>Taking hella to the casino as a side quest
Gaster: ((here's corsi http://65.media.tumblr.com/8ed29e2272e80eea163aa76183614e5a/tumblr_oa2g89kTuv1uggan1o1_500.png
Emb: ((lahurl my image isn't very fancy but will it do
Frisk: ((Hella's birthday needs to be pure
Hellaton: I thhhhthought Mettaton wawas just a nnnerd too...
Fanta: ((this is otoko btw http://i.imgur.com/JYTlRZK.jpg
Frisk: ((She is
Emb: ((wrong image slarv
Fanta: ((SHEIT
Gaster: ((no
Hellaton: ((oh
Fanta: ((https://65.media.tumblr.com/15db5910c46ff7721f190cf944cc416d/tumblr_oa2hr4BMq11vox0i1o1_250.png
Frisk: ((It should of been
Gaster: ((slarv, that's otoko now
Frisk: ((It would of been hilarious if it was her tears
Emb: ((my laugh sounds like a dying dolphin :(
Gaster: ((the guy on the unicycle
Fanta: ((rip
Hellaton: ((honestly i hc that each blook can make different things from tears
Frisk: ((Frisk can only make puddles with her tears
: (( Use what you already know, find an alternate universe. Not you, but an alternate world for the ones watching? 821745 ))
: (( Lets see, alternate universe clearly means either a game))
Fanta: ((And tri had a hint coin, but he used it
: ((We could be the 'ones watching'))
Gaster: ((that's what i was thinking, laharl
Emb: ((hint coin shows that it's not the rp
: ((So it's possibly an IRL game))
Fanta: ((And got "You're looking at your universe right now"
Frisk: ((Pokémon GO
Frisk: ((He's talking about Pokémon GO
: ((No, Slarv has absolutely no way to hide somethin g in GO))
Frisk: ((He can
Fanta: ((Walk to alabama and challenge the gym kek
Emb: ((inb4 821745 is something involving near where Slarv lives and in Pokemon GO you can find the answer
: ((Plus, GO servers are always down))
Hellaton: ((glamor gets a pretty top, metta used to get a fringe, blooky gets a top hat, md got a tie, training dummy got glasses, etc
: ((If Slarv put it in GO I would seriously quit cause thats the shittiest puzzle))
Fanta: ((That would be dumb
Fanta: ((The answer is way more obvious than that
: ((Now, 'alternate worlds' in our universe clearly means a game, or some form of media))
Frisk: ((Inb4 Disgaea
Fanta: ((It's another universe, like the one you're looking at now, from what the hint said
: ((While I would fucking love that, the most Slarv could do is make a character with the name of the next number))
: ((And simply post a screenshot, due to the game being singleplayer entirely))
Gaster: ((alright, joel just wnet to bed
Fanta: ((The universe isn't another game, I'll say that
Emb: ((rip
: ((Alright))
: ((You already did that trick))
: ((So I didn't think so))
Hellaton: ((is it a movie bc im not pirating a movie
Fanta: ((No
Fanta: ((It's like this universe
: ((I'd pirate shit for the puzzle))
: ((Now, lets see, Alternate universes))
: ((Not the RP, and not a game.))
: ((Also not a movie))
Hellaton: ((is it the /r/undertale rp
Fanta: ((You're going about this all wrong, what are you looking at now?
: ((...))
Frisk: ((Wait
: ((I'm going to g-))
Frisk: ((Delta
Emb: ((._.
Gaster: ((...
Frisk: ((Fucking
: ((PARP.))
Frisk: ((Warrior
Frisk: ((lolno
Emb: ((what about parp
Frisk: ((We're looking at this universe
Emb: ((okay?
Frisk: ((An alternate universe
Frisk: ((Of this universe
Emb: ((alternate universe could mean---
Emb: ((dafuq
Emb: ((how can you have an alternate of the same thing
Gaster: ((YO I FOUND IT
Emb: ((that's like saying an apple is different than an apple
Emb: ((?
Frisk: ((WHAT
Hellaton: ((i may have done something right for once
: ((Eyy!))
: ((Screenshot mate?))
Frisk: ((Eyyyyy!
Emb: ((what is it?
Hellaton: ((AYYY I DID IT
Hellaton: ((WE DID IT REDDIT
Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/bqyecu
Emb: ((OMF
Hellaton: ((HOLY SHIT
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Fanta: ((Ello breb
: ((What's going on?))
Fanta: ((Everyone's solving a puzzle rn
: ((Ah))
Fanta: moved in with Jeska, I said Hywel did too since you weren't on while I was but he could not idk
Hywel: -He did.
: -
Fanta: returns home
Fanta: also fucked Jeska yesterday and told him
Hywel: -He's most likely there.-
Fanta: just to make sure he was ok
Hywel: -He was.-
Fanta: looks for the hywel
Hywel: -He's in their room.-
Fanta: enters
Fanta: "Howdy"
Hywel: "Sup."
Fanta: "Not much"
Fanta: "You been to the hot spring yet?"
Hywel: -He shakes his head.-
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Fanta: "Oooooooh you are missing out"
Hywel: "Am I?"
Fanta: lies in bed with him
Fanta: "You are, it's sooo nice"
Hywel: "Well, I'll be sure to check it out sometime."
Emb: - Wait, is this the room in the bar? -
Fanta: "You should"
Emb: - Or well, connected. -
Fanta: is in the house
Emb: - Nvm then. -
Hywel: "..."
Fanta: "How have you been doing?"
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Hywel: "Fine."
Fanta: "You sound upset about something.."
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Jeska or Jekon: (oi
Fanta: ((Ey
Hellaton: ((yo
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Scorpion: (( hi
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Hellaton: ((hi
Hellaton: ((wanna see my trash
Hellaton: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg
Scorpion: (( niice
Scorpion: (( i was in oregon today
Scorpion: (( http://paste.ubuntu.com/18935766/
Hellaton: ((nice
Hellaton: ((cool
Hellaton: ((fjord the river
Frisk: ((fjord the river
Frisk: ((Fanta: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRm6_sgQ6KEMriYLM__KwXWEXbOEJloiwxaRaejJmxATXV899Ci
Scorpion: (( http://puu.sh/pWkH8/2af710ee25.jpg
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Hellaton: ((aesthetic
Scorpion: (( discoton's 80s aesthetic
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Frisk: ((Slarv, how many numbers will we have
Fanta: ((You have 7
Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((How many numbers more
Fanta: ((I'm gonna assume yall don't want to do a side quest
Frisk: ((Until the number is complete
Fanta: ((There's 16
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Frisk: ((Fuck
Emb: ((hello
Emb: ((16!?
Fanta: ((Welcome back to the land of the living
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Frisk: ((It better be worth is Slarv
Frisk: ((If it isn't
Fanta: ((Not all of em are gonna be like that, but it will be
Frisk: ((I will cut a bitch
Frisk: ((It*
Emb: ((inb4 reward is 1g
: ((If Slarv isn't doing anything, i'm just gonna build up the thing))
Gaster: ((okay
Frisk: ((If Slarv isn't doing shit
Frisk: ((We can do
Fanta: ((Do you wanna start a side quest, or not
Frisk: ((-sparkles-
Gaster: ((No
Frisk: ((Pokémanzzzz
Fanta: ((Because I don't really want to
Hellaton: ((i want a sidequest but not today, if we can do the laharl contest
Frisk: ((Slarv, if you don't want to
Emb: ((sidequests would be nice but not today
Frisk: ((We don't want to
Fanta: ((Given how overly long that went on
: ((Well see, me and DD have a thing planned for the opening of Pokeymon))
Hellaton: ((yeah
Emb: ((oh DD too?
: ((So uh, we can't START it until DD gets here))
Frisk: ((I know what it is
Emb: ((well rip
Frisk: ((I've read the logs
Gaster: ((okay
Hellaton: ((fuckoli
: ((Tri, do you want to join?))
Fanta: ((DD said he wouldn't be here today though
Emb: ((yeh
Frisk: ((It has to do with Master Roshi
: ((If so, pick a character mate))
Gaster: ((... oh shit
Emb: ((i did
Fanta: ((Or, much of today
Emb: ((emb
Gaster: ((well, rip
: ((Yeah, it'll start tomorrow prob))
Gaster: stretches a little.
: A figure steps into the bar, walking over to the Reborn poster.
Frisk: * She eyes the figure.
Emb: gets out of her head. "...Hello."
: While they can't be called a 'figure' per say, since they're wearing a dress brighter than your average sun.
Hellaton: looks to them.
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Frisk: "... My eyes."
: "...?"
Hellaton: [sub]...Iis this a Mmettettaton?[/sub]
: "Oh! Sorry!" She fumbles around something in a...dress pocket, wierd, and pulls out a remote.
Hellaton: ...
Emb: It's alright. What is that?
Frisk: "Uh."
: She presses it, and the dress's hue slowly drops down into a nicer shade of dark blue.
Hellaton: [sub]Gguess nonot[/sub]
Emb: Ah.
Hellaton: ...Hoooooly shshit.
Gaster: ... Oooh...
: "Sorry." She's got some kind of hat on, which twitches every now and then like theres something on it.
Emb: It's fine.
: "I'm just here to promote the league, don't mind me!~"
Emb: Nice to meet you. I'm Emb.
Emb: League?
Emb: [s]Of Legends?[/s]
Frisk: "A Pokémon league?"
Vaati: -The wind gay warps in.-
: She quietly staples a poster next to the Reborn poster.
: "Sort of!"
Emb: ...Hmm.
Vaati: I was notified of-- er.
Frisk: "Hmm, interesting!'
Emb: I don't know what Pokemon are.
Emb: Hello.
Frisk: * She gets up and walks over to the new poster.
Smol Asriel: "Huh?"
Vaati: Apparently, creatures you bend to your will with trust.
Emb: ...I've...kind of done that.
Frisk: "Well, they're alsoooo your friends."
Gaster: looks at the poster.
Vaati: That as well.
Emb: Okay, I've done that then.
Gaster: Hm...
: The poster reads 'The region of Bravoh is looking for new, powerful trainers with a sense of love to the audience to join! Come, and dance on stage, earn the hearts of a nation, become a star alongside your pokemon!'
Vaati: -He looks to it.-
: Down at the bottom it just has the letters 'BYOB' (Bring your own boat)
Vaati: ...I do enjoy fame...
Frisk: "Huh."
: Too bad the only boat in the timeline belongs to a Master Roshi...
Emb: has an umbrella could that work
Frisk: "That play did go well."
Frisk: * She has literally everything in her pockets
Frisk: * She has a fucking boat
Gaster: frowns. He's not buying a new boat to go play pokemon.
Vaati: It did.
Emb: - Also I recall someone having a flying timeline-crossing yacht -
Gaster: -Yes but the master roshi thing will be funnier-
Frisk: "Maybe I could try this as well."
Frisk: * It will
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: "Sorry, i'm sure you can find some way to land...our anydoor unfortunately drops us off at the middle of the ocean."
Frisk: "Oh, I see."
Emb: ...Aw.
Hellaton: ...Ohh.
Frisk: "That's fine."
Frisk: "We'll find a solution."
: "It's reccomended you have a boat, and a portable anydoor, which we sell in our pokemarts for 5 Poke each."
Gaster: Ah... I don't think I'd like it. I don't want to spend too much time away from home...
Hellaton: Nnope, nonot goiiing in ththere.
Frisk: "By the way, are there reports of a.."
Frisk: "Golden Magikarp there?"
Emb: - mfw 5 poke -
Frisk: "In the ocean?"
Emb: - iirc potions are 50 -
Hellaton: Mmmmettettaton's bad wiwith sharrks.
: Well the doors are extremely essential.
Emb: - if not 100 -
Emb: - true -
: If they aren't cheap, you're locking people in the timeline.
Hellaton: ((pokeballs are 200
Emb: - we're locked in a timeline tho -
Frisk: Frisk can summon Anydoors
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Emb: - we dill with it -
: Infact, most Pokemarts only have it at 5 Poke because they need to legally sell it for money.
: "We're proud to say Bravoh is the nicest region rating out of all of them!"
Frisk: "Interesting."
Gaster: nods, rubbing his chin.
Emb: That's nice.
: "We are amazing, not plagued with evil teams and pollution like those...other ones, such as Reborn and Johto."
Frisk: "I've been to Reborn before."
Frisk: "It wasn't exactly the nicest place."
: "Indeed."
Gaster: "Would it be safe for say, a small child to explore?"
Frisk: "It would be a nice change to go to a nicer region."
Emb: is smol child
Vaati: I shall take on this challenge.
Frisk: "Me too."
: "Of course! The most dangerous thing we have is rival competitors trying to steal fame." She winks.
Frisk: "I'm interested."
Corsiva: -She's also a smol child-
Frisk: "Ahh."
Gaster: Mmmh, okay.
Emb: Oooh. I'll consider joining, then.
Frisk: "I can deal with that."
: "Not to mention, our law force is extremely advanced!"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-He's playing Pokémon GO.-[/font]
Frisk: ((Frisk becomes a star
Emb: is actually wondering if her army is secretly Pokemon.
Frisk: ((Metta: I'm so proud.
Corsiva: -She's fooling around on the playground.-
: By advanced she means each officer is equipped with a level 200 Arcanine and a loaded gun.
Gaster: -Aww, no robo cops-
Smol Asriel: is listening
Frisk: "Mmm, that's good."
: -I mean, theres probably a magnezone/human cop in there.-
Frisk: ((Smazzy literally cannot be a Pokémon trainer
Frisk: ((He's
Frisk: ((Blind
Frisk: ((And crippled
Emb: - mozart was deaf -
Hellaton: ((blind people can train pokemon
Frisk: ((True
Frisk: ((But would he gain fame?
Frisk: ((Yeah, never mind
Hellaton: ((they wont know what they look like
: You fucks were originally going to get a reborn sidequest.
Frisk: ((People love people like that
Frisk: ((Smazzy can do it
: Where you escorted a blind girl and her Service Kirlia out of Reborn and into the much safer region of Kanto.
Hellaton: ((id cheer for smazzy
Frisk: * But then Bravoh appeared.
Frisk: ((Me too
: This was replaced by the infamous Shelly and Charlotte go to johto mission.
Gaster: ((i'd cheer for smazzy
Frisk: ((i'd cheer for corsiva
Frisk: "So, if we go to.. Bravoh, we're going to have the chance to become famous?"
Vaati: Would you like to see an outfit that Mettaton and I had made in the case I do another performing act? He said it was the "retro futuristic aesthetic"?
Smol Asriel: gets to finals regardless of skill
: "Of course...just be careful!"
Smol Asriel: 10/10 sympathy vote
: "Make sure you hit the limelight, or you'll fall into obscurity."
Frisk: "Right."
Emb: Alright..
: "Losing a battle is worse than death when it comes to your career."
Emb: - Fuckin -
: She's exaggerating.
Hellaton: nods.
Frisk: "So we'll need outfits for this."
Frisk: "I can use my nicest dress."
: "Yes, please do try to bring formal wear."
Hellaton: that was meant to be vaati
Emb: ...
Emb: That'll be difficult. But alright.
Gaster: nods. "Okay."
Vaati: -He transforms into the big alien royal outfit.- Is this suitable?
Frisk: "What starting Pokémon do we get?"
: http://orig07.deviantart.net/a0e5/f/2014/351/3/8/maid__vaati_by_ask_sassy_vaati-d8a335a.png Vaati fucks up and shows up in this.
Smol Asriel: "Can I try..?"
Hellaton: Holy shit.
: "...That will work, every fashion choice has a niche!"
Frisk: "Holy shit."
Emb: ...
: Her hat twitches a bit.
Gaster: turns to see Vaati. "Oh my god, you look like you're from outer space."
Emb: is wearing a white shirt with two green stripes. Rip.
: "Now, if you are planning to come to the region."
Vaati: I know, that is what Mettaton had said!
Frisk: "You look like you're straight from Mars."
Hellaton: You lllook beautifuful.
: "I suggest you bring a licensed boating vehicle, driven by someone with a license."
Vaati: I am bi from Mars.
: The only licensed boating vehicle is...The USS M'Dick.
Gaster: ((hc: mettaton has gone around the gaston timeline giving random people makeovers
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Okay."
Hellaton: ((he has
Emb: Alright.
: "Or."
: "You can just step into the anydoor and hope someone catches you."
: "Either one works!"
Gaster: ((some of them have resisted.
Vaati: How deep is the water.
Frisk: ((HC: metta has a tv show about him giving people makeovers
Frisk: "I can swim."
: "It's an ocean, sweetie."
Hellaton: ((he asks consent first
: "You'll get pulled under the undercurrent and drown in minutes, unless you're a water hybrid."
: "Than you'll just take several years to get to shore."
Vaati: I do not require air. Okay.
Frisk: "Can I go look?"
Frisk: "Like, I won't go in there.
: She slides open the anydoor.
Smol Asriel: "I'll.. hitch a ride with someone, if I'm allowed to go"
: "Feel free."
Emb: Do we fall into the ocean or do we spawn inside it?
Frisk: * She peeks into the Anydoor.
Gaster: Look, just... get the boat.
: You see nothing but blue, and below you, a shitton of watter.
Frisk: "I'm not jumping in there."
Emb: I guess I could get a flying creature from my army.
Vaati: I can fly.
: A sharpedo jumps up and tries to take off Frisk's face, the woman in the dress promptly fucking punches it in midair.
: "Bad fish!"
Emb: And ride it to shore.
Emb: Oh.
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Close one."
Gaster: See, I told you to bring a boat.
Hellaton: Nnnope.
Emb: Okay, boat it is.
Frisk: "I could of fought it anyways."
: >Mfw Mettaton has a problem with sharks.
: >Goddamnit Flonne
: "Oh, also!"
Gaster: -Metta doesn't need to know about the shark-
: "Please refrain from bringing pokemon from other timelines to ours."
Frisk: "Oh, I will."
Gaster: will willingly be sending his daughter in there. Think about that for a moment.
Emb: (("They instantly die on entrance."
Emb: Alright.
: "I'm afraid our exosystems will not be able to keep them alive, as we have significantly less oxygen in our timeline."
Vaati: -He nods.-
Gaster: Okay. I don't have any, but whatever.
: "Humans can survive, but pokemon don't adapt that fast."
Frisk: "Interesting."
: "They'll die in a day."
Frisk: ((Frisk sends out the old woman in the water
Frisk: ((The old woman survives
Frisk: (("I caught her in a Pokéball"
Hellaton: ((the old woman is a boat
Frisk: (("She's a human"
Smol Asriel: the woman is a member of the shark punching center
Frisk: ((Girl: .....
Gaster: ((that's even better
Frisk: ((Frisk rides the old woman like a surf board
: ((Lux: "That is highly illegal."))
Hellaton: ((frisk used surf
Frisk: ((No, Old Woman used Surf!
: "When you arrive in the region, please just call for Lux."
: "I can get you to your first show."
Emb: ((no, bc frisk surfs on the old woman
Frisk: "I will."
Emb: ((actually, they both use surf then
Vaati: -He reverts to hylianoid form.-
: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c1/70/c4/c170c47cd96279b549ab88071f8d3f3d.jpg I forgot to drop the ref.
Vaati: Alright.
Emb: - o dam -
Frisk: * hot
Frisk: * lolni
Frisk: * lolnein
Hellaton: ((nice
: The hat is blocking her ears.
Gaster: nods.
: So really, all it looks like is she's got a thing for Luxray cosplays.
Gaster: -In fact, he writes down the name Lux.-
Vaati: May I say that your dress is beautiful?
Emb: doesn't know what a Luxray is so she doesn't care.
: ((Having Gijinkas around lets me use all the amazing dresses and tuxedos people put Gijinkas into))
Frisk: "It is, actually."
: "Why thank you, it was given to me by my mother."
Gaster: ((yes
Frisk: * She gives a thumbs up.
Gaster: ((i'm gonna redesign my gengar for you, okay?
: ((Don't have to))
Vaati: What a wondrous heirloom.
: ((I've got most of the gyms planned out, so your Gijs might simply be in one or two contests or something as minor rivals))
Gaster: ((ah, okay
Gaster: ((... i'm still gonna do it
: ((You just want an excuse to draw a gijinka))
: "Yes, it's been passed down to coordinators in my line for a lot of generations."
Gaster: ((i want an excuse to redesign her
Hellaton: ((im gonna draw hydrochloric the dragalge
: ((Are they a drag queen))
Gaster: ((she's loooong overdue for it
Hellaton: ((yes
Hellaton: ((DRAGalge
Frisk: ((Put in Cain
Frisk: ((Now
Frisk: ((YES
Frisk: ((Does that Cain know Frisk
: ((No))
Smol Asriel: ((Am drawing
Frisk: ((Knew it
Hellaton: ((actually im gonna use one of my drag names for hydrochloric
Frisk: ((It would of been hilarious though
Smol Asriel: ((Accidentally made a being of pure evil super cute
: ((Although, i've considered having them be the same cain))
Smol Asriel: ((So now I gotta rework their story to make them more sympathetic
Smol Asriel: ((Because I wanna hug em
: (9Actually, fuck it, yeah, they know them))
Frisk: (([I]yes[/i]
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Frisk: ((Cain always fucking meets Frisk again one way or another
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Hellaton: ((is sherry noble or sheila b. cummings better
Hellaton: ((sherry noble is a pun on chernoble
Hellaton: ((*chernobyl
: "Do you have any questions?"
Vaati: No.
Frisk: "Nah."
Emb: Nope.
Gaster: ((out of context i just wanna show you guys this cool registeel gijinka i saw http://65.media.tumblr.com/9d7c76777ee5db900252b2719b43af15/tumblr_o9dm4p0ZFE1tnp1pso1_500.jpg
Frisk: "Seeya when we get the ship."
Frisk: ((Wow, that's cool
Smol Asriel: "I-I'll tag along.. why not"
Hellaton: ((androgyne space regi
Emb: ((sweet
Frisk: * She glances to Smazzy. "Saying this right now, the audience will love you."
Hellaton: ((anyway, sherry noble or sheila b. cummings
Vaati: I would agree.
Smol Asriel: "They will?"
Gaster: Yeah, it's something you can do.
: (( http://img01.deviantart.net/f5c8/i/2011/060/7/5/duskull_gijinka_by_inputerror-d3apqsz.png This is my personal favorite one ))
Gaster: ((Sherry, it's classier
Vaati: As to why I had come. Mettaton had finished his... setup.
Smol Asriel: ((Former being of pure evil drawn
Hellaton: ((ok thanks
Gaster: Oh!
Gaster: grins at Hella.
Hellaton: Oh, ssso, we shahould go?
Hellaton: smiles.
Frisk: "Huh."
: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fb/95/2a/fb952a62e967f49dfe9b0f275debf522.jpg Also, introducing one of the characters you'll meet ))
Frisk: "Is the setup something I should come to, or nah?"
Vaati: Yes, and yes.
: "...I see, well, I suppose I should go now."
Frisk: "Bye."
Frisk: "Also, alrighty."
Vaati: It is a rather small party, more a humble celebration.
Emb: Goodbye, and thank you for telling us this.
: She runs at the anydoor, simply making a leap of faith at it, before...dissapearing in some kind of blip of electricity.
Frisk: "Gotcha."
Vaati: Yes, thank y...ou?
Emb: ...Huh.
Vaati: Let us go!
Emb: She told us we need to wait for a boat.
Gaster: smiles, and waits until the girl is gone.
Vaati: -He runs off, enthusiastically, to Gaston.-
Hellaton: ...
: If Vaati thinks he can fly to land.
Emb: Oh, whoops.
Hellaton: Hhe meant, um, ttto the paparty.
Hellaton: ((he can try
Emb: Nevermind then.
Frisk: * She follows.
: He has another thing coming, the magikarps own the sea and the sky.
Emb: ((brb
Hellaton: follows.
Gaster: runs to gaston as well.
: In a smash players words, Vaati's experience will be summed up:
: Meteor.
Smol Asriel: he attempts to wheel where everyone is
: Smash.
Gaster: turns, and helps Smazzy.
Smol Asriel: is helped
Emb: ((Back but also not back
Emb: Have fun everyone.
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Emb: sits in the corner of the bar again, going deep in thought, because their RPer has to do stuff
Emb: ((Before I brb, does anyone know if Bio's okay? He's been here less and less every day, and he hasn't been here today
Frisk: ((-shrugs-
Emb: ((Alright. How about Bloo?
Gaster: ((bloo was here when we were doing a puzzle
Frisk: ((Yeah
Frisk: ((Bloo is fine
: -The house looks like a classy goth punk party room, with presents, and a small cake, and balloons, and Vaati and Mettaton and Glamor are there.-
Emb: ((Ah okay
Emb: ((Thanks, and brb
Frisk: "... Wow."
Frisk: "This is nice!"
Corsiva: -She runs back in, with flowers from... somewhere.-
Glamor: [font=glamor]Happy birthday, Pa![/font]
MettatonSEX: ...Happy birthday, Hella, darling.-
Frisk: "Happy birthday, Hellaton."
Corsiva: "Yeah, happy birthday!" -She pulls out a crown of red roses and places it on Hella's head.-
Vaati: Happy day of birth. May your life be grand.
Hellaton: is smiling. "Ththank you alll..."
Gaster: kisses Hella on the cheek.
MettatonSEX: ...Wait, someone's missing. Where's Fellby?
Frisk: ".. Hm?"
MettatonSEX: I invited him to come to the party.
Fellby: -He stumbles in the door. "Sorry, sorry, there was a mess I had to clean!"-
Frisk: * lenny
MettatonSEX: You're here!
Frisk: "Hello!"
Fellby: "That I am."
Hellaton: Hhi Fellby!
Hellaton: is smiling. He's happy.
Fellby: -He walks up to Hella and gives him a hug. "Hey there. Happy birthday."-
Vaati: Hello.
Hellaton: hugs back, then grabs everyone into a group hug.
Frisk: * She returns the hug.
Gaster: W-whoa!
MettatonSEX: Hi sweetie.
: -The characters I roleplay hug back.-
Gaster: hugs back, as does Fellby.
Hellaton: Yyyoyou guys are wonnnderfuful.
Hellaton: Thannnk you soso much for this.
Frisk: "You're wonderful too, y'know."
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Gaster: You're the best.
Frisk: ((hi bread
: ((Hello))
Glamor: [font=glamor]We all think you're great.[/font]
Frisk: "Thank you for being apart of this family."
Frisk: "Well.. uh, my family."
MettatonSEX: Thank you so much for being... well, the best you that you can be.
: (("And for your birthday"))
Gaster: (("And may the force be with you."
: (("Daddy's giving you a license to go become a STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" "We didn't plan this metta" "Shhh"))
Gaster: Thank you for being as strong as you can be.
Vaati: Thank you for freeing me.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Thanks for being nice, and kind, and overcoming things. You're an inspi... ins... inspiration.[/font]
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Gaster: ((aliens: *crash the party and abduct hella*
Corsiva: "Thanks for being really cool!"
Hellaton: ((aliens: happy birthday
Hellaton: Yyou guguys...
Frisk: "Basically, you deserve this."
Hellaton: Yyou're all ttttttoo kind. Seseriously, this is... Iii've nevever felt so appreciated in my lilife.
: (( http://ollycrescent.deviantart.com/art/Rin-281427533 Help I can't even))
: ((The katawa shoujo fanart is too strong))
MettatonSEX: -He kisses his boyfriend.- We all appreciate you for being you. You've gone through so much, and I'm glad you've gotten away from them.
Frisk: "Exactly."
Frisk: "I'm glad I got the chance to meet you."
Gaster: We'll always be here for you.
Frisk: ((Hella steams up so much that he overheats and explodes
Frisk: ((Gaster: ... Time to make a new bodu.
Frisk: ((Body*
Frisk: ((Gaster: Kawaii bodu
Glamor: [font=glamor]You're important. Never forget that. I'm glad you're like, another dad. That means we can hang out a bunch.[/font]
Corsiva: "Yeah, and play video games and stuff!"
: http://i.imgur.com/4zoWHha.jpg
Vaati: I know very little about this world, but what I am certain of is that you are strong, you are capable, you are determined, and you are worthy of this kindness.
Hellaton: whirrs and steams up.
Hellaton: Thank you alll. You guguys are grgreat. You... alll of you, hahave hlped me bebe happy.
Gaster: smiles. "I've said it a million times, but... it's no problem."
Hellaton: smiles back
Frisk: "Oh, it's not a problem at all." She smiles.
: ((Tfw you forgot where you were in the fanfic you were reading a month ago))
Frisk: ((Everybody fucking smiles
: ((So you just settle for rereading the entire damn thing))
Gaster: ((metta: (randomly, during the hours after the party) "Hey, want to get married?"
MettatonSEX: It's no trouble.
: ((Guess who's gonna be fucking rereading the entirety of Dreaming of Sunshine again to catch up.))
MettatonSEX: We all love you, whether platonic, or romantic.
Gaster: ((oh god i just found art from 3 fucking years ago
Gaster: ((god it's so bad
Hellaton: ((i found art from 6 years ago
Gaster: ((... was it three or two? i dk
Frisk: ((Chime looks at her old art http://i.imgur.com/GHXQnnn.png
Gaster: ((here it is http://prntscr.com/bqzgof
Hellaton: ((youve improved s lot
Frisk: ((The face and the hair sucks ass
Frisk: ((The body isn't too bad
Gaster: ((i know
Frisk: ((You've improved a lot
: ((Eugh))
: ((My sister))
: ((Who is too fucking nice for her own good))
: ((Is bailing out my dumbass mother))
Hellaton: ((why
Frisk: ((Kill her
Frisk: ((lolno
Gaster: Um... anyway, should we get to opening presents?
Hellaton: Yyeah...
Gaster: Or do you want your cake first?
Frisk: "I usually open the presents first."
Hellaton: Eeeieither onne.
Gaster: Okay, presents first then.
Hellaton: sits at a chair, taking the largest one.
Hellaton: Yyou guguys, thiis is...
MettatonSEX: From me.
Hellaton: ...Fffigures.
Hellaton: opens it. Red. Double-necked. Guitar.
Hellaton: Hhholy shshit.
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Frisk: * She laughs.
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Frisk: "... Nice."
Frisk: ((what
Gaster: ((holy shit surprise cowboy kid
Frisk: ((RIP Cowboy kid
Hellaton: You... you gogot this... oh mm god...
Gaster: smiles. "My present's a bit simpler..."
Hellaton: carefully sets it aside to hug Mettaton.
Frisk: "That's amazing."
Hellaton: Ththank you.
MettatonSEX: I'm glad you like it.
Frisk: * She casually walks away from the group, does something real quick, and walks back to the group with a small giftbox and places it next to the rest of the gifts.
Gaster: hands Hella his present.
Hellaton: takes Gaster's gift, opening it
Gaster: -It's a red scarf, made from soft wool. It looks hand-made.-
Gaster: "It took me a while, but... it's yours."
Hellaton: immediately puts it on.
Frisk: "That's a really nice scarf."
Frisk: "Reminds me of somebody."
Hellaton: Ththank you.
Hellaton: hugs Gaster.
Hellaton: Yyou mamade it well.
Gaster: pats Hella on the back.
Frisk: * Her gift is probably one of the smaller ones.
Fellby: -He presents Hella with a card. It looks hand drawn, with red roses and such.-
Hellaton: takes it, reading it.
Frisk: * She decides to pick up the gift box again and holds it.
Hellaton: is reading fellbys vard
Frisk: * She knows
Frisk: * She's holding it idky
Frisk: idly*
Frisk: * Not presenting it
Fellby: -In it, written in beautiful calligraphy, is "Happy Birthday." And a good amount of cash.
Frisk: "Nice."
Hellaton: smiles bright, storing the money and hugging Fellby.
Hellaton: Ththank you so mumuch.
Fellby: "I figure this way you can pick what you - oh!"
Fellby: -He hugs back.-
Frisk: ((Fellby: I would present something else but you're repulsed to it))
Frisk: ((Hella: .....
Hellaton: Yyou're talelented.
Hellaton: ((hella: wewe are no lllonger frriends
Fellby: "Thanks. That took me, like, hours to do."
Gaster: ((this is actually his way of getting around that
Hellaton: ((lol
Frisk: ((lol
Gaster: ((like, fellby knows what most of what he has to offer doesn't interest hella at all
Hellaton: ((tru
Gaster: ((so this way he avoids disappointment
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Hellaton: smiles, taking one wrapped in... leaves. He opens it. It's a beautiful rutile, polished and cut nicely.
Frisk: ((I bet it's Vaati's
Vaati: I know you are interested in shining gemstones
Frisk: ((What else is wrapped in fucking leaves
Smol Asriel: smol didn't know it was hella's birthday, rip smol
Vaati: So I cut this for y--oh!
Hellaton: wraps another hug around this small mage.
Gaster: ((jasper, somewhere: whose giving my brethren as gifts
Hellaton: ((lol
Hellaton: unhugs. "Ththank you."
Vaati: It is a pleasure.
Frisk: ((Glamor gives Hella a video game
Frisk: ((Glamor: Can we play together later?
Hellaton: takes Frisk's gift now.
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Frisk: * It's a small gift box.
Gaster: ((hi flame
Frisk: "It's really nothing much, but I wanted to give you a present."
Smol Asriel: ((Ey
Hellaton: opens it.
Hellaton: ((yo
Frisk: * It's a shining pearl.
Frisk: ((Pearl: My brethren
Barchar: is looking a bit guilty at hellaton, not having been able to figure out what to get him. She'd give him money, but, I mean...
Frisk: ((Frisk: I ripped a clam in half for this
Smol Asriel: is a guilty gote
Fellby: -he did yo-
Frisk: * Everybody's at the Gaston house
Hellaton: ((theyre in gason
Smol Asriel: well ok den
: ((Gason))
Smol Asriel: is bar I assume
Barchar: the problem is not the gift itself
Barchar: also fuck they're in gaston
Barchar: is not looking at hellaton, but is still feeling guilty
: Sicily is just, flipping pages in her mag.
Smol Asriel: ((Wndrwll is great
Hellaton: smiles.
Gaster: ((I mean, Gaster did try to help smazzy follow them
Hellaton: adds this to collction
Smol Asriel: gaster failed bcuz i had to go
Gaster: ((oh
Gaster: ((als
Smol Asriel: rip
Gaster: ((hella: i am buling an army of gem warrior
Barchar: (so what's Hella gotten so far)
Gaster: ((... wtf is up with my keyboard
Frisk: ((Hella makes reincarnations of the crystal gems
Frisk: ((Metta directs a Steven Universe reboot
Hellaton: ((two gems, a double necked guitar, cash, and a scarf
Smol Asriel: ((This whole album is amazing
Gaster: ((also corsi put a flower crown made of roses on his head
Hellaton: hugs Frisk
Frisk: * She returns the hug!
Hellaton: unhug
Frisk: * Unhug.
Hellaton: Ththank you.
Frisk: "You're welcome."
Frisk: "I hope you like it."
Hellaton: Ii do.
Hellaton: takes the gift from Corsi next.
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Barchar: (okay I have something muffet might get, but I need go ask a question)
Corsiva: -It's a set of colored pencils.-
Frisk: ((Muffet gives Hella a dildo
Frisk: ((Hella: ......
Fanta: ((CaU is officially smart, btw
Hellaton: Ththank you.
Frisk: ((Hella: Mmmy bibirthday isssssss ruuuuuined.))
Gaster: ((fellby: gdi this is why i got him money
Hellaton: hugs her.
Fanta: ((You solved the 'hardest logic puzzle in existence' and my super cool trick
Barchar: (I got the impression Hella liked videro games a fair bit, is that an actual character trait or did my mind make that up)
Hellaton: ((he likes them
Barchar: (and no muffet would not do that frisky)
: ((Slarv wanted us to do the logic puzzle a completely different way))
Frisk: ((Muffet gives Metta Uncharted 4
: ((10/10))
Frisk: ((Glamor: .. Can I play also?
Fanta: ((You didn't do the official solution, but it worked
Frisk: ((Hella*
Frisk: ((Fuck
Gaster: ((... you know i feel like that's a metaphor for all of cau
Muffet: runs in. "WAIT! I DID A THING! IT TOOK A BIT, BUT I GOT IT!" she sounds out of breath. "Had to...hurry to get here."
Barchar: (pretty much)
Hellaton: Wwhat?
Fellby: "There you are, sweetheart!"
Fanta: ((Wut
Gaster: ((how we didn't use the official solution but did it anyway
Fanta: ((Oh ok
: None of my characters are particularily attached to Hellaton.
: So none of them are there.
Emb: ((so i was going to afk
Fanta: is a bit busy at the moment
Emb: ((to do work
Emb: ((instead i'm a fucking idiot and get distracted by cringe
Gaster: ((omg
Emb: ((and then i view cringe for half an hour
Emb: ((dammit
Frisk: ((Present Titania comes and burns the Gaston house down
Gaster: ((it's like a trainwreck
Hellaton: Hhi Mufffett.
Frisk: ((Metta: IT WASNT ENOUGH, HUH
Emb: ((and i'm restabilizing
Frisk: ((Titania: worth it
Emb: ((i'm actually going to work now
Muffet: "I...god, I'm sorry. It took a fair amount of work to do this, and it took longer than he told me and-nevermind." she puts a regular cardboard box. "I didn't have time to wrap it."
: ((So, who wants to see the most badass man ever))
Frisk: ((That man is Juan
Frisk: ((I've seen him already
Fanta: ((I'm watching a guy complaining about arbys
: (( http://i.imgur.com/gshMBTo.jpg This is a protestor in France who, expecting the french to tear gas his ass, brought a tennis racket and a gas mask. ))
Hellaton: Iiit's fifine.
Barchar: (anyway slarv if you like mouth sounds/silence, you should listen to the other Lemon demon stuff)
: ((He smacked the tear gas back at those mofos, and is forever known as the single most badass protestor ever.))
Fanta: ((Lemon demon?
Barchar: (dinosaurchestra and spirit phone are awesome)
Fanta: ((I've only seen silence
Gaster: ((he reminds me of that guy who threw the tear gas back in ferguson
Barchar: (niel cicierega's non-mashup band)
Hellaton: takes the box, opening it.
Fanta: ((Oh ok
Fanta: ((Have you seen computer fighters
Gaster: ((they did ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Barchar: (you want a feel for them, look up eighth wonder, cabinet man, fine and goosebumps)
Gaster: ((I saw them live, they were great
Barchar: (yeah I know)
Barchar: (and yeah they're really good)
: ((I had gotten a new pair of headphones once))
Barchar: (but man the ultimate showdown is not their best work, just their most famous)
: ((And decided to watch Go Spine Go on the car ride home))
: ((Promptly choked mid-song and sprayed my headphones with Lobster Bisque soup))
Frisk: ((Laharl broke his chair in the process
Fanta: ((Oh my god that protester
: ((Mate i'm sitting on a low-cut wooden shelf due to the absense of chair))
Fanta: ((His forehand
Fanta: ((Is SO bad
Frisk: ((Laharl, the Inkfucker, Consumer of Glass, Chairbreaker, Aspiring Windexfucker
Fanta: ((Like, look at that form
Frisk: ((Bloodspitter
Frisk: ((Soupspitter
Gaster: ((oh yeah that reminds me laharl
Gaster: ((lemon demon was on before i saw my first spg concert
Fanta: ((Looking at the target instead of where he wants it to go, his feet are CLEARLY not planted
Fanta: ((How is he even gonna hit it
Hellaton: ((i like how nobody makes nicknames like gluedrinker, carfucker, etc
Fanta: ((He's so off
Fanta: ((He should have swung sooner
Gaster: ((shush carfucker
Hellaton: ((finally
: ((I've drunk glue before))
: ((So))
Hellaton: ((i drank glue and ate glass
Muffet: inside is a pair of 3ds faceplates. One has a reddish base color, with a solid color figure of hellaton, beviled. The other is one of the gaston trio, in the same style, with a blue background. "I...thought you might like that. I don't know."
Barchar: (you ate glass too?)
Hellaton: smiles, putting them on his 3ds.
Hellaton: hugs his fellow multiarmed pal.
Gaster: ((is eating glass a rite of passage here
Frisk: ((MV needs no nickname
Frisk: ((It's just
Frisk: ((MV
Muffet: "Yes! I did a God!"
Barchar: Good*
Muffet: would do a God is she had the opportunity
Frisk: [s]"You had sex with a god?"[/s]
Frisk: [S]"Damn."[/s]
Hellaton: ((i was stimming w a bottle of lash glue and i ended up breaking the glass and swallowing glue and glass
Muffet: is the goddess of dicks. That's gotta let you get some in the deity circles
Hellaton: ((i stim orally
Gaster: ((you might wanna get a chewie necklase
Hellaton: unhugs, smiling.
Hellaton: ((i know i should
Jeska or Jekon: (van halen is a god
Hellaton: ((i want the klein bottle one
Muffet: "I was...kind of worried I'd somehow mess up, and offend you. Or something."
Fellby: -He smiles in approval.-
Hellaton: Yyou didid fine.
Muffet: they are both top plates. The beveled bits would be uncomfortable at the bottom methinks
Hellaton: put the trio one on
: I mean theres a couple demons Muffet could fuck in the netherworld.
: They're technically gods.
Muffet: "Woo. Go Muffet." she sighed, wiping the sweat from her brow.
Muffet: would doing so put her soul up for grabs
Muffet: well, actually, nevermind, she's going to hell anyway lol
Hellaton: grins, taking the one from Glamor. It's a sketchbook.
Gaster: ((wait didn't muffet fuck a hyperdeath asriel
Hellaton: hugs Glamor.
Gaster: ((he counts as a god right
Frisk: * Doesn't Hella have golden sketchbooke
Frisk: sketchbooks*
Frisk: * Damn
Fanta: is hyperdeath, and she did work at the same place so maybe
Frisk: * What's with my grannar tonita
Muffet: ooh true
: Several dozen IIRC.
Glamor: [font=glamor]I k ew you'd like it, pa-- er, Hella.[/font]
Hellaton: unhugs, smiling.
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Hellaton: ((he can always have more
Muffet: "...oksy, that's adorable."
Hellaton: ((i have like five
Frisk: ((Glamor: I'm too cool to call you Pa!))
Frisk: ((yeah
: Unless muffet fucks a nekomata, their soul would be gud.
Frisk: ((you can never have too many sketchbooks
Hellaton: ((it's better than father or daddy
Frisk: ((Metta: I have one more gift for you, Hella.))
Frisk: ((Hella: ?
Gaster: ((although older corsiva would get a kick out of how creepy you can make father sound
Hellaton: Yyou can cacall me that, if you rrreally see me ththat way.
Frisk: ((Metta: Wanna get married?
Hellaton: ((YO SHOULD I
Gaster: ((IDK
Emb: ((back
Frisk: ((YOU CAN
Emb: ((what?
Hellaton: ((should we propose
Muffet: what if she could become a succubus. That's like, her job already but even MORE!
Emb: ((:O
Frisk: ((it would be perfect
Barchar: (shit)
Gaster: ((or should metta give the old razzle dazzle instead
Barchar: (that's kinda great)
Frisk: ((Propose
Frisk: ((It's perfect
Gaster: ((gaster probably has the ring
Hellaton: ((chime we shoukd do it
Barchar: (Gaster: "Wow he gets a better proposal than me?" )
Gaster: ((yeah let's
MettatonSEX: There's... one last present.
Barchar: (needless to say Gaster planned it)
Gaster: gets a little closer to Hella.
Frisk: * She watches.
Frisk: ((This is a perfect idea
MettatonSEX: -He does too.-
: Well, if Muffet's killed enough demons.
: She would accumulate Mana.
: 100 Mana = a Reincarnation option.
Gaster: looks over to Mettaton, and nods.
Emb: ((btw is tri decent now
: Technically, Muffet could reincarnate her mind and memories into the body of a succubus at level 1, keeping her weapon aptitude and some skills.
MettatonSEX: -He gets on one knee.-
Gaster: does too.
Muffet: has only killed a couple but of she knew she could be a damn succubus at the end she'd be on a demonic murdering spree
Muffet: "...Theyre not."
: Sicily's hiring honor guard.
Fellby: "... They are. Holy shit."
Emb: ((laharl?
MettatonSEX: Will you...
Gaster: pulls out the box.
: ((Tri is uh))
Muffet: "That's freaking adorable"
Gaster: ... Marry us?
Emb: ((that's not a good sign
: ((He can 1-shot fools now from a distance))
Emb: ((YAY
: ((But still has a habit of getting ganged up on by the entire enemy team))
Hellaton: is shocked.
Emb: ((aw rip
Emb: ((das okay
Hellaton: Oh mmmy god...
Frisk: * She laughs. "That was unexpected."
: ((The habit's so bad i've started deploying Ultima as a meatshield))
Hellaton: Of cocourse!
Emb: ((lol
Hellaton: hugs the two, his fiancés now!
Gaster: I... oh my god he said yes metta.
Frisk: * She claps.
MettatonSEX: Oh my god you said yes!
Emb: ((frisk just remember
Vaati: -He applauds-
Emb: ((you inspired that, gj
Hellaton: ((gj
Frisk: ((i did something right for once))
Emb: ((>for once
Barchar: (that's all Ultima is good for)
MettatonSEX: -He pulls out the ring, slipping it on Hella. It's red and silver.-
Fellby: -He claps as well. "Well, now there's another wedding being planned!"-
Hellaton: kisses both of his sweethearts.
Muffet: six-armed clapping. She's got it practically consecutive. It's slightly impressive.
MettatonSEX: -He smooches back.-
Frisk: "I wonder if I'm going to be the flower girl again."
Muffet: "I'd joke about us doing them near each other, but...hella probably shouldn't be near our wedding."
Gaster: kisses back.
Fellby: "Uh... yeah."
Frisk: ((Muffet: There's decorative dicks all over the wedding area.
Hellaton: Iiit's fine... as lolong as Fellby's mymy best man.
Muffet: not that, but it'll probably d/evolve into an orgy and she knows it
: So I just did the calcs.
: Assuming Muffet has the base stats of a level 20 Arachnao
Muffet: "No, no, it...will likely not be very you-friendly I'm afraid."
Muffet: sure
Fellby: "W... wait. You want me to be your best man?"
Hellaton: Iii knknow.
: She would need to kill a total of 16 Prinnies, two spectres, and 1 Male Warrior.
Hellaton: And yyyes.
: To have enough mana to reincarnate.
: Alternatively, 30 Prinnies.
Muffet: "Ha! Good job, cheri."
Hellaton: Yyou're my clclosest friend, aaafter all.
Muffet: sounds fairly easy really
Fellby: "It... it's an honor. Thank you."
Muffet: has probably at least gotten enough to shave off some prinnies
Muffet: like two maybe
Gaster: ((but will muffet still be spoder
MettatonSEX: C'mon, let's cut the cake.
Muffet: gotta be a sexy spider succubus
: http://prntscr.com/bqzu3m IS IT A SKYPE WHORE OR A POKEMON FAN?
Gaster: Yeah, i paid good money for it.
Frisk: "Oh yeah, the cake!"
Muffet: otherwise no deal
Hellaton: unhugs.
Frisk: * She gets up.
Gaster: ((perhaps both
: Muffet IIRC, assuming she gets mana from kills in the RPG arcs.
Emb: ((maybe both
: Would only have to kill 10 prinnies.
Barchar: (probably both)
Muffet: well fuk she can do that ez pz
Emb: ((mfw see windows 7 :(
Gaster: heads to the kitchen.
: And one Male Warrior.
Vaati: -He helps in bringing out the cake.-
: Assuming Muffet has a A Rank in guns, and uses them often.
: She would know the skill Shooting Star
: Which would allow her to make fucking mincemeat of a male warrior.
Muffet: I mean not outside of the slarc
Muffet: really I've rped that she barely knows how to use them
Muffet: can punch shit though!
Fellby: -[s]he can confirm she knows how to use a whip[/s]-
: http://img00.deviantart.net/e580/i/2014/230/4/3/disgaea__succubus_by_final_boss_emiko-d7vq73l.jpg For reference, this is a Disgaea Succubus.
Muffet: why would you strike that out
: Okay, so B-Rank in fists.
Gaster: -The cake is well decorated, with red and black roses.-
Muffet: were discussing this surprisingly seriously
Hellaton: ((muffet uses sticky web, pound, bite, and vine whip
: In that case, she would have a tough time, but assuming the enemy warriors uses axes, she could probably win due to fists having a naturally high evasion stat.
Emb: ((pound
Muffet: I dunno unless she can get the sexy spider succubus, no deal
Hellaton: ((alternatively, bind
Frisk: ((Thankfully, we can actually roleplay a real-time marriage now
Emb: ((both work
Hellaton: smiles as he sees the cake.
Hellaton: ((vine whip or bind
Frisk: "It's a really nice cake."
Barchar: (vine whip)
MettatonSEX: It is.
Barchar: (aren't shiny ariadoses purple too)
: http://disgaea.us/dis_d2/img/system_charmake_monster_character_img00.png She could also reincarnate into any number of monsters.
: -Everyone sings.-
Frisk: * Yep.
Gaster: lights the candles.
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Hellaton: ...Wwhy are you sesetting it on fire?
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: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/e/ea/Publicity_d101.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100723145831&path-prefix=en And lets not even go into all the human classes.
Muffet: "It's a birthday cake, deary."
Muffet: no sexy French spoder, she don't want
: MF LIKE BUTTON [Scorpion] is now REBIRTH [Scorpion].
Fanta: ((WHY
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: Aand?
: Not to mention Muffet can just reincarnate into Muffet.
Frisk: "It's a tradition."
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Emb: ((Hella: Iiiiit was the hahappiest ddday of my liiiiffe, annd ththen theyyyy burrrnt down my cccake!
Emb: ((i know the feel
Scorpion: Scorpion walks into the bar. Maybe not at the right time.
: Which would do nothing but make her a bit stronger.
Muffet: well yeah
Frisk: "You're supposed to blow out the candles."
Frisk: "..."
Emb: ((of cockroaches
Emb: ((except beetles
Emb: ((and we're having beetles again
Frisk: "Wait, can you even blow out the candles?"
Emb: ((fuck beetles
Hellaton: ...Iii don't breathe.
Emb: ((it's hip to fuck beetles
Scorpion: [s]"breathing is for meatbags"[/s]
Frisk: "Uhhh."
MettatonSEX: .....Uh.
Gaster: ... Oh. Right.
Gaster: ... I'll do it for you then.
Emb: - Actually Bloo that's not happening in the bar so you're fine -
Scorpion: oh thank god
Vaati: -He uses wind.-
Emb: - Emb is the only one in the bar, sitting in the corner asleep. -
: Sicily is here too.
Gaster: ... Or that.
Barchar: is here too!
Emb: - Oh and them, and them -
: She idly flips a magazine page.
: "Y'know, i'm thinking of reincarnating soon."
Scorpion: He just sits on a chair.
Emb: ((quick give a good idea for an assassin
Frisk: ((Sicily: This demon porn is really getting to me.))
: "I'm starting to hit my mas level, maybe need to reset it." Page flip.
Gaster: ((wow the tumblr app is so good
: REBIRTH [Scorpion] is now going to get 24th century on his ass [Scorpion].
Gaster: ((i go to watch a video of hedgehogs and it crashes
Emb: ((lol
: ((An assasin that doesn't use conventional weaponry, and specializes in killing using anything in his hand))
Hellaton: ((gotta go crash
: ((Known for landing kills with beer glasses, fire hydrants, and teacups.))
Emb: ((that's pretty cool, ty
Gaster: pulls out the candles and cuts the cake.
Emb: ((the character actually uses a scythe but i can do something for that
Barchar: "...what?"
Emb: ((and no it's not for the rp, i'm just bored and making stuff
MettatonSEX: -Probably vanilla-
: ((I dabbled in a character who was the 'burn assasin')
: ((His sick burns did literal damage to opponents))
Emb: ((lel
: ((Yo mama jokes barely singed eyebrows, turning down a marriage offer is death))
Hellaton: ((necrosis?
: going to get 24th century on his ass [Scorpion] is now running in the 90s [].
Frisk: * Vanilla cake is my favorite
: ((Nah, not him))
Hellaton: same
MettatonSEX: -He distributes the cake.-
Emb: ((another word for whirlwind?
Hellaton: Ththank you.
Hellaton: ((tornado
: ((FLurry))
Emb: ((i was thinking tornado but it's a bit...normal i guess
Emb: ((flurry is nice
Frisk: "Thanks, dad."
Emb: ((ty
Gaster: ((dirtywhirl
Gaster: ((okay that's a tv on the radio song
MettatonSEX: Of course.
: ((Dustwave))
Emb: ((rip
Gaster: Thanks, darling.
: "...I said."
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: "I was thinking of reincarnating soon."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Thanks.[/font]
Vaati: Thank you.
: She says, since Barchar seemed confused for some reason.
Hellaton: eats the cake and holy shit it is super sweet and thats a good
Barchar: "...Thats not-even if reincarnation was a thing, how do you just choose to reincarnate?"
Barchar: "Don't you have to die?"
: "...How do you n-"
: "Right, not a demon."
: "See, demons and angels, when they get enough mana."
Gaster: eats the cake and is glad he got his bang for his buck ohmygod
Frisk: * She eats the cake and holy shit it is super sweet and that's a good.
: "Which in your words would be like XP or Love or something."
: "They can harness it into themselves at the dark assembly."
Vaati: -He enjoys this.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-same-[/font]
Frisk: ".. This is delicious."
: "With permission from some higher ups, they can use it to be 'reborn' into a new body."
MettatonSEX: -same- You did wonderfully.
: "At Level 1, with their old memories, skills, and strength still with them."
Hellaton: Iit's wonnnnderfuful.
Barchar: "Huh. Interesting."
Emb: ((what is a word for a single piece of grass?
: "Yeah, thinking of going from Angel Trainee class to Angel Lt."
: ((Blade))
Hellaton: ((blade
Emb: ((thanks
Fellby: -It's a bit too sweet for him.-
Barchar: "I wonder if I count as a demon. I mean, I'm more of a ghost with the abilities of a...shitty lesser goddess."
: "Well, humans have been seen to reincarnate."
Fellby: - He hands it off to the nearest person...
: "It's more of a 'kill demons' thing."
Muffet: can deal with it but jeez
Corsiva: -Which happens to be her.
Barchar: "Dunno if I'm even really human anymore?"
: "Since they have mana inside of them, you can get mana from them regardless of species."
Corsiva: - Now she's got two slices of cake, hell yeah-
Hellaton: likes sweet stuff
Frisk: * same
Frisky: * same
Glamor: [font=glamor]You gotta split that.[/font]
Barchar: "I dunno. Might have to get, like...appraised on that. Or something."
: "Meh, you look liek you'd be a fitting Spectre."
Corsiva: -She stares at Hellaton. "Okay." She gives part of her cake to him.-
: Theres two types of Spectres, the one we all know and love, and the pink spook I showed in that monster example earlier.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is not hella-[/font]
Emb: ((now i can make a not-normal-assassin assassin
Corsiva: -Glamor, are you the birthday boy? No? You're not getting part of that cake.-
Glamor: [font=glamor]-Fucko-[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Corsiiiiii[/font]
Frisk: * Fucksiva
Hellaton: Wait whhat?
Barchar: "I mean, I don't know how 'technically nonexistent omniscient ghost girl' really gets..."
Barchar: "Translated, there."
: "Want an example?"
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
: "I've seen prinnies reincarnate into full-blown humans."
: "And angels reincarnate into succubi."
Corsiva: "Well, it's your birthday, so I figure you could use some extra cake."
Hellaton: T-ththank you.
Frisk: "Everybody needs extra cake in their lives."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-He cuts himself a bit more cake-[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Agreed.[/font]
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Emb: ((name for a not-normal-assassin assassin?
: ((Aberrant))
Barchar: "An angel into a succubus. Interesting."
Hellaton: ((nassan
Emb: ((alright ty
Emb: ((i'll use both of those for stuff
Frisk: * She refrains from eating too much cake. She may be a Gaster-Blook but she's not a fucking robot.
: "Yeah, not all angels are cut for the whole 'purity' thing."
Barchar: (what are you using these for?)
Emb: ((boredom
Frisk: * Or a ghost.
Frisk: * Or a skeleton.
Frisk: * Or a skeleghost.
MettatonSEX: -He enjoys this cake.-
Emb: ((i have a notepad of LoL characters i just make when i'm bored
Barchar: "Seems like it might be jarring, though."
Hellaton: same
Frisk: * She does as well.
Emb: ((i am bored a lot evidently bc i have made 28
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: ((In terms of stats, Barchar would probably be a Sea Angel))
Gaster: only has one slice of cake.
Gaster: is also watching the kids to make sure they don't have too much sugar before bed.
: (( http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/e/e6/02_Monster_Water_Demon's_Sprite.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130218195950&path-prefix=en Her and most other 'ghost' style monsters ))
Vaati: -He only has one slice-
MettatonSEX: Only two, okay?
Corsiva: "Okay, dad."
Emb: ((what's it called when you're good at using what you have atm?
Hellaton: ((skill, proficiency
Emb: ((ty
Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay.[/font]
Frisk: * She only has one slice.
: ((Wanna see what Chime is eventually going to be reincarnated as))
: (( http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/7/77/D1_Galactic_Demon_01.png/revision/latest?cb=20110224204316&path-prefix=en ))
Emb: ((woa dam
Gaster: ((what is that
Frisk: ((And I'm probably gonna be reincarnated into a kuroninja or some shit, right?
Emb: (("D1_Galactic_Demon" probably says enough
Gaster: ((oh
Barchar: (you know laharl you should just make a disgaea arc)
Emb: ((yeah
Hellaton: only has 1.5 slices.
Frisk: ((Laharl has already thought of one
Frisk: ((It's a puzzle arc
Emb: ((oh cool
Hellaton: ((wait what exactly am i gonna be
Frisk: ((Laharl: hel
Frisk: ((MV: hel?
Frisk: ((Laharl: hel
Frisk: ((MV: ... hell
Frisk: ((Laharl: HEL.
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Gaster: ((laharl: no, hel
Frisk: ((MV: noooo, hell
Frisk: ((MV: welcome to hell
Barchar: (you can be actual hel)
Frisk: ((laharl: welcome to hel
Barchar: (as in the goddess)
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: (( http://www.kotowari.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/disgaea2163.jpg This. ))
Barchar: (Flame_warp: "Welcome to our special hel)
Emb: ((damn
Frisk: ((What will I be reincarnated as again
Hellaton: ((daaaaaaaaamn
: (( Alternatively ))
Hellaton: ((nice
Barchar: (I thought hel was a lady)
: (( http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/f/f1/D3_Rifle_Demon_01.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100826092113&path-prefix=en ))
Emb: ((daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
Hellaton: ((i prefer the buff humanoid
Barchar: (well, what about me, while we're asking)
Frisk: ((What about me
Frisk: ((I asked first
Frisk: ((:^)
: (( http://disgaea.us/d5/img/character/cleric_img.png Smol will end up as this. ))
Gaster: enjoys the party.
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Frisk: * same
: (( http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/7/7e/D5-lady-samurai-5.png/revision/latest?cb=20160123044838&path-prefix=en Frisky. ))
Frisk: ((Neato
Emb: ((i might stay up until midnight what is this madness
: (( http://disgaea.us/dis_d2/img/character_ninja_img00.png Flame. ))
Emb: ((i'm gonna stay the same right?
Barchar: (I get to be speed o sound sonic)
: (( http://disgaea.us/d5/img/character/archer_img.png Literally only class that gets a specialization in bows is for Tri. ))
Barchar: (also known as redundant sonic)
Emb: ((neato
: (( http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/7/76/Dis-skull.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100722232558&path-prefix=en Aaaaaaaand Slarvath. ))
Emb: ((spoop
Barchar: (so are you actually restricted to one gender per class? You don't get to pick?? )
: (( Chime's reincarnation chart will also likely put them at this http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/7/75/D2_Mystic_Beast_Concept.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100818222649&path-prefix=en ))
: ((Yeah, sadly.))
Emb: ((i really don't mind being a girl
: ((No such thing as a male archer apparently.))
Gaster: ((i am pupper
Barchar: (that's weird)
Frisk: ((imo MV's buff reincarnation is the best one out of all of those
Emb: ((people think i'm a girl irl at first sight anyway so
Barchar: (what's a pupper)
Gaster: ((a doge
Barchar: (no chime)
Barchar: (the answer is 'a small doggo' )
: (( http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/9/90/D3_Holy_Dragon_01.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100826091059&path-prefix=en As well as this. ))
Gaster: ((a doggo
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Emb: ((or you can be mega mega absol
: ((Once Chime gets through the galactic demon, their reincarnation puts them at their final form))
: (( http://static.zerochan.net/Sea.Angel.(Disgaea).full.1665346.jpg ))
Sage: (holy fuck)
Emb: ((wh
Hellaton: ((omg
Emb: ((it's adorable
: ((Also uh, Cleric))
Emb: ((but how do you go from galactic demon
Frisk: ((it's
: ((Which is what Smol is))
Frisk: ((amazing
Hellaton: Ththank you alll.
Emb: ((to cute sea angel
: ((Hilariously, in the final reincarnation))
: ((Clerics have pink hair))
Frisk: "Thank you, too."
: ((I just now noticed this))
: ((If I go through the effort of beating Prinny Land))
Gaster: Thank you for being around.
: ((Chime will end up as))
Barchar: sighs, looking around. "I hate how this place is practically empty unless something big is happening."
: (( http://psnprofiles.com/lib/img/games/e32e32/trophies/9Lca8561.png ))
Hellaton: ((whats my final form
Emb: ((wowie
Gaster: ((WHAT
Frisk: ((HAH
: ((Your final form is the heavy knight I showed you, except it gets all red and badass))
Emb: ((das pretty neat
Frisk: ((what's my final form
MettatonSEX: Thank you do much.
Hellaton: ((what if i chose the rifle demon
Emb: ((my final form? or am i just archer
Hellaton: *so
: (( http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/d/dd/Dis2-ninja-female1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100117232942&path-prefix=en Frisky eventually becomes this. ))
Gaster: ((keep me as the smol cute thing
Emb: ((nice
: ((Hey, Pringer X is badass))
Gaster: ((i don't want to be a pringle
Barchar: (it looks stupid)
Emb: ((i'd rather be a pringle than a pringer
Hellaton: sits on the couch, everyone I rp sits by him and hugs him,
Gaster: gives Hella some space.
Hellaton: ((what would i be if i went to rifledemon
: ((A rifledemon.))
Hellaton: gestures for Gaster to come over.
Hellaton: ((after that
Gaster: .... You're sure?
: (( http://disgaea.us/dis_d2/img/character_krichevskoy_about_rainier_img01.png Well if Chime becomes a Sea Angel and stays that way ))
: ((They move up to Sea Queen))
: ((Which is that))
Hellaton: Yyeah!
Emb: ((oh fuck
Gaster: ((YAAAS
: ((Anyways, Rifledemons don't go much higher, they're BAMFs))
Gaster: Okay...
Hellaton: ((alright
Emb: ((that's better than pringle z
Gaster: kind of. Joins the cuddle puddle.
: ((Sea Queen's are useless offensively))
: ((But their skills hit entire rooms of allies, and heal for millions of HP at a time))
Hellaton: hugs Gaster and the rest of the gang.
Frisk: * She is now apart of the cuddle puddle
Vaati: For a hard metallic being, this is actually quite nice. Perhaps it is simply you.
: ((And then a Sea Queen can become))
: (( http://gematsu.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/D5-Squad-Mechanics_12-18_008.jpg This thing. ))
Hellaton: !
Barchar: (any plans for me past speed-o-sound sonic)
: ((Listen Flame))
Emb: ((das pretty neat
Gaster: ((she has no pants
: ((Speed O' Sound Sonic is the single most broken fucking thing))
Emb: ((but there's that
Gaster: ((who needs pants when you're powerful
: ((Like))
Barchar: (that's fine I like being speed o' sound sonic)
: ((They're moto is))
Barchar: (even though he's the lamest opm character)
Fellby: -He jumps the back of the couch and joins the cuddle puddle.-
MettatonSEX: -He smooches his fiancé.- I love you.
: ((Level 1 Ninjas can dodge attack from level 200 mages.))
Hellaton: pulls Fellby in.
Barchar: (like even mumen rider is cooler than soss)
Hellaton: ((soos
Emb: ((does archer evolve or am i just archer
Barchar: (but also damn that's cool)
Emb: ((reincarnate*
: ((Well, I have plans for Tri to eventually graduate from bows to guns))
Muffet: decides to join because of peer pressure
Emb: ((alright
: ((Because archers cap out eventually))
Frisk: ((I like my final form's design better than Sonic's
Hellaton: hugs his friends and family close.
Frisk: ((Fuck off Sonic
: (( http://cdn4.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ganner_img.png You'll more likely than not end up with this http://cdn4.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ganner_img.png ))
Emb: ((posted it twice. that's cool tho
Barchar: (tri)
Emb: ((hello
Hellaton: Ththis is thhhe best daday of my life.
Barchar: (tri what time is it)
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Barchar: (TRI THE TINE)
Emb: ((not quite midnight
Emb: ((but closing in
Hellaton: ((IT'S HIGH NOON
Emb: (([sub]somewhere[/sub]
Barchar: (thx mv)
Frisk: ((Hella almost said daddy
Hellaton: ((fat fuckin chance
Frisk: ((Ikr
Barchar: I'm almost kinkshaming
Emb: ((i just realized i'm subconsciously picking more and more hype music as i reach midnight
Hellaton: ((he has no kinks
: ((Oh remember when I said MV ended as a heavy knight))
Hellaton: ((?
: ((Heavy knights))
: ((Get))
: ((Heavier))
: (( http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/4/43/Baal.png/revision/latest?cb=20120530122442&path-prefix=en ))
Emb: ((wow
Hellaton: ((lemme see
Emb: ((SWEET
Gaster: I'm so happy you feel that way, darling.
Frisk: "Me too."
Hellaton: ((HOLY SHIT
Barchar: (ABS)
MettatonSEX: I am too.
Gaster: ((mv's fucking riiiiiiped
Frisk: ((Now
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah![/font]
Frisk: ((There's Smol's design
Frisk: ((And then
Corsiva: -She yawns.-
Vaati: Absolutely.
Frisk: ((There's dad
Frisk: ((that*
: (( https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nmDoPvCDVvo/maxresdefault.jpg SIZE COMPARISON. ))
Gaster: ((holy shit
Frisk: ((Holy shit
Gaster: ((them big
Emb: ((oh my god
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Hellaton: ((my dreams, realized
Frisk: ((It's what MV wanted all along
Frisk: ((Imagine that kissing Smol
Hellaton: ((YES
Smolster: (they large)
Frisk: ((Smolapeño, do you approve
Barchar: (that's playable laharl?)
: ((Fatfuckronaldmcdonald.jpg
Smolster: (yes)
: ((Nope!))
: ((But uh))
: ((I've hacked the game))
Barchar: (okay)
: ((To make certain classes unlockable))
Emb: ((wowie
Hellaton: ((you hacked the game to make me destructive af thank you
Emb: ((inb4 unlock it and the game crashes
: ((Technically I could replace the thing's sprite with a giant trash can))
Hellaton: ((it'd be accurate, but pls
Hellaton: ((...i have yaoi hands
Emb: ((i've almost reached midnight, 10 minutes to go almost
Emb: ((oh wow
Hellaton: unhugs, only Metta remains cuddling him.
Corsiva: -She falls asleep.-
: The bar TV snaps on.
Hellaton: unhugs bc he fell asleep too.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-same-[/font]
: "It's 11:50, and time for the news."
Muffet: stands up, looking at it
Vaati: -He takes the kids and puts them in bed
: Keemstar: "Only I do the news."
: https://richardhawk.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/40-d2-00136.jpg Two figures are on TV.
Hellaton: ((theyre in gaston
: "This just in: Overlord's Little Sister Sicily confirmed to have brought in funds from all over!"
: ((I know))
: "Nobody knows where she managed to get this much HL, but we're happy for it."
Gaster: ... Oh, her.
Gaster: The cookie lady.
Frisk: "Huh."
Vaati: I will see you all later. -He warps out.-
MettatonSEX: ....Uh.
: "Rumors go that the denizens of a certain bar timeline are reponsible for this."
: "As such!"
Gaster: makes sure Hella doesn't faceplant.
: "We are sending in our news anchors, Plenair and Usagi, beloved from aross the globe and multiverse, to interview them."
MettatonSEX: -He helps.-
Gaster: ... We should head back.
Muffet: "...Interesting."
Frisk: "Yeah."
Barchar: is gonna be on TV. Interesting.
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Frisk: * She heads back to the bar.
Hellaton: awakens.
Hellaton: Wwait whwhat?
: "And then execute them."
Frisk: "..."
: "..."
Gaster: ... Uuuuh, nope. Staying here.
: "...I'm sorry, our writers are at fault, as they have uh."
Hellaton: -He falls back asleep.-
: "Seemingly bunched together two words."
: "We meant to say 'And then mute'"
: "So that they can recieve their donations."
Gaster: ... Mute? What?
Barchar: would like to see them try
: Mute as in mute the television so worldwide privacy isn't broken
Hellaton: reawakens.
: And the only demon that could probably execute the bar is Laharl.
Emb: ((ohhh nooooooo
Gaster: -oh ok-
Emb: ((my chances to stay until midnight are monopolized
: And Laharl has better things to do then do that shit.
Hellaton: Ththanks, for evvvveryththing... Iii'm vevery tired. .ggggoodninight.
Emb: ((5 minutes to go but i'm unsure of whether i can stay
Gaster: Goodnight, dear. Don't force yourself to stay up.
Emb: ((i'll just pretend i don't exist irl that might work
MettatonSEX: -He kisses Hella- Goodnight, my love.
: "They are being given a..."
Hellaton: kisses back, and goes to bed.
: "Free coupon for 1 free bill pass at the dark assembly, a large amount of baked goods..."
Gaster: blows Hella a kiss before he goes.
: "And a coupon to execute our script writer who probably just scared the daylights out of them."
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
: Plenair just sits there and looks cute, her dialouge is nothing but "..."
MettatonSEX: I'm actually going too. Goonight, darling.
MettatonSEX: smooches Gaster.
: (( Plenair is the cutest disgaea character http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/88b603276894331a35510c27c9dae2451417066981_full.png ))
Gaster: ... Okay. I may as well join you.
Barchar: "Ooh, that could be fun!".
: ((Try to argue with me motherfucker))
Fellby: -he goes back to the bar then.-
Muffet: follows, shrugging.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Vaati [Vaati].
Frisk: ((Plenair speaks for the first time
: The tv keeps going as the news anchors just ramble on about inane and netherworld happenings.
Vaati: is in the bar, in his space outfit.
Frisk: (("What up, my glip-glops?!"
: ((Plenair DOES speak in combat))
Vaati: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg
: ((But it's one word answers))
: ((Her lines are usually))
Fresh: ("I'm in love")
: (("...Sorry..." "...Usagi..." "...Help..." and "...Love..."))
Frisk: (("...What..."
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Frisk: (("...Up..."
Frisk: (("...My..."
Frisk: (("...Glip..."
Frisk: (("...Glops..."
Fellby: (("...I..." "... Feel..." "..... Happpy..."
Vaati: ((dude you cant say that
Vaati: is enjoying being a super space prince.
Fellby: looks at Vaati, and gives a nod of approval.
Barchar: (gg tri)
: Plenair just, stares.))
Emb: ((and look who's gonna walk out with their family tomorrow and play pokemon go
Emb: ((fuck
: She styares at the screen as Usagi rambles on.
Vaati: ((rip
Vaati: smiles.
: She has a blank look on her face, and seems like this is all she does.
: Just sits.
: And stares
: and looks cute.
Vaati: Mettaton and I made this.
Vaati: ((btw, that's not a shirt and skirt, it's a tunic
: (( http://prntscr.com/br07wj Pleinair difference over two games ))
Frisk: "Cool."
: ((You can see the artshift in Disgaea 1 to Disgaea 2))
: (( So due to Pokemon GO
Emb: ((i don't mind pokemon go
Vaati: ((ćool
Emb: ((it's the walking part and the family part
: (( i'm going to be taking a walk every morning for at least a week
Emb: ((mostly the walking part
Vaati: smiles.
: (( to really test the game
: ((Pokemon go is cool))
: ((Just way to hard to track down a specific Pokemon, with no tutorial))
: "...Bla bla bla..."
Fellby: ((my brother got a lapras at work
: Pleinar stares into your soul.
Fellby: sits on the couch. He stares at Pleinar.
Barchar: "...that other one is mildly unsettling."
Vaati: stares back at her with pure red eyes.
Frisk: * She stares at Plenair.
: Pleinar stares back through the TV screen.
: You cannot handle this level of kinda creepy Kawaii for long.
Frisk: "I feel like she's looking into my soul."
Barchar: will face the creepy kawaii dead-on.
Barchar: "If she is, she can stand a lot, looking into mine."
Vaati: I must defeat her stare with my own.
Fellby: -Fucking watch me handle it-
: "...And it's now time for Netherworld Sports, with Axel and Pleinar."
: Usagi hops away, Plenair keeps staring at you.
Frisk: (( http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/3124335597_694f6ec839.jpg
Fellby: -staaaaaaaaare-
Vaati: There's no way to tell if he's looking in any specific direction, due to his eyes.
: Some fuck with lightning blonde hair, and open vest, and an electric guitar steps on.
Vaati: staaaaare.
: He doesn't seem to actually talk about sports at all, and mostly seems to promote his merchandise.
Barchar: "Hi. We're having a staring contest with the lady on the TV."
Barchar: oh nvm
Frisk: * spoopy.
: His obnoxious behaviour is seemingly cauing Plenair discomfort.
Barchar: I thought you meant into the bar lol
: She keeps staring though.
Barchar: didn't say that
Fellby: ...
Emb: ((mfw sister runs across street for pokestop...in the way of cars, bc she's tired of waiting
Fellby: I need to save her.
Barchar: this apparently amuses her somewhat, as she just keeeps doing it
: Halfway through the broadcast
Vaati: ...
Barchar: "I don't know. She might not even be a real person. Has she even blinked?"
: Axel loudly begins playing his electric guitar in Pleinair's ear, he clearly thinks Pleinair is his own personal girl since he works with her.
: "My masoct Pleinair here loves me!" She says nothing.
Fellby: I need. To save her.
Vaati: ...
: Pleinair is slowly reaching 'imma bout to stba a bitch' levels of discomfort.
Vaati: As must I.
Vaati: rockets up... and smacks into the TV.
Frisk: ((I look up Plenair
Fellby: ...
Barchar: "Yeah, you know what, even if she's an emotionless robot."
Barchar: "We need go help her."
Frisk: ((I see Usaki or whoever the rabbit is splitting a naked Plenair in half
Frisk: ((With a chainsaw
: ((Uh0)
: ((Uh))
Frisk: ((Why))
: ((Uh))
Emb: ((...
Emb: ((what
Fellby: ((turn your safesearch on
Barchar: (that's an interesting reaction lahadl)
Vaati: ((brrrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrrrrrr
Barchar: (is that a afetish)
Vaati: (yes
Barchar: (getting split in half by a chainsaw)
Barchar: (man)
Barchar: (people are weird)
Emb: ((everything is a fetish
Fellby: ((it's called guro i do believe
Emb: ((there's probably some kind of...fucking...idk stop sign fetish
Vaati: ((you guys gotta stop kinkshaming me
Emb: ((i don't kinkshame
Emb: ((not deliberately anyway
: Axel isn't even any GOOD at guitar
: It's all off-key.
Fellby: winces.
: His guitar solos are clearly some form of hell not known to this dimension.
Vaati: Why is she blocked.
Vaati: Why can I not save her from this awful excuse of a bard.
Barchar: "I've heard every single bad attempt at self-taught guitar in he past 13 years."
Barchar: "TRY ME, BITCH!"
: "Now, watch what happens when I throw in magic!"
Fellby: Where are they.
Muffet: "That's a television, vaati. That's like...scrying magic."
: Oh god he's a reckless guitar idiot with magic too.
Frisk: ((At least this isn't as bad https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTN_SuAdVTUqx2972wYfGSN3ggg1HplYU7tWf8G2y_ge5KHFjda
Muffet: "In a box."
Vaati: Oh.
: The guitar lights on fire, Plenair's hair ribbon slowly starts to burn.
: She is clearly just waiting for the sports segment to end.
Frisk: ".."
Vaati: ....Well I have copulated vertically.
Fellby: really wants to save her.
Barchar: looks for some notification of contact
: Timeline code's in the bottom right corner, but Fellby probably wouldn't make it into the dark assembly.
Muffet: bursts out laughing
Fellby: starts the hashtag #SavePlenair on twitter.
: That hastag has been trending for years mate.
Vaati: ...What?
Muffet: "Copulated...oh my God!"
Fellby: grits his metaphorical teeth instead.
Vaati: My translation was off?
: The guitar revs up.
: It's a guitar chainsaw, who gave this idiot a flaming guitar chainsaw.
: Pleinair just. Stares. She's used to this bullshit.
Barchar: "...that poor, poor woman."
Frisk: "What."
Fellby: ((wake her up
: It's now obvious why her hair looks like it's been trimmed by a chainsaw before.
Barchar: "I hope she's in the place the coupon let's us go to."
Barchar: (the disgaea arc)
Barchar: (the quest to save plenair)
: ((I'll fucking do it.))
: ((Kek))
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: ((The kinda not-serious quest to save a news anchor from murdering her co-star on live television))
Barchar: (I'd go with if)
Vaati: sits down, dejected.
Barchar: (vaati fellby and barchar try to save this poor poor woan)
: The camera blips.
Emb: ((what a poor woan
: For a split second, you can see Plenair swinging the chainsaw guitar.
Vaati: ...
: Theres a large bloodstain on the back screen.
Frisk: "Well then."
: Unfortunately, Axel will be back, because demons respawn.
Frisk: "That happened."
: Her eyes wish for life. She stares.
Emb: ((bring her to life
Fellby: cheers.
Frisk: ((I can imagine Plenair just staring, covered in blood
Frisk: "Woo?"
Vaati: I-I'm sorry. For... butchering your language.
: After a few minutes of Plenair staring at the screen, Axel walks back on.
: "I knew it was just an accident baby, my music gets to people!"
Fellby: Ooooh, fuck.
: Axel loudly starts beatboxing because Plenair broke his axe.
Fellby: .... I kind of want to go murder him now.
Vaati: ((muffet managed to hit vaati's second biggest insecurity
Barchar: "Only kind of?"
Muffet: "What?"
Vaati: ...
: Forget murder, Pleinair probably needs therapy.
Emb: ((gtg but midnight was fun
Muffet: "No, no, it's fine, deary."
Emb: ((hooray
Vaati: No, it is not.
Emb: ((gn hf
Frisk: (( https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmgWPOEIZTHdgRyjIiD-KxMM1Cz-uOYObkGG86FwjxeJjHnmqz
Frisk: ((gn
Vaati: ((gn tri
Muffet: "It's not your fault. You don't know it very well, and I don't expect you to."
Fellby: ((gn tri
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: ((Ey CE, Pokemon tomorrow))
Vaati: ...Then... why were you laughing?
: ((No wait I don't think you're doing that, nevermind))
: ((Are you?))
Muffet: "Just, you know, in the future, taking a term as crass as 'fucked up' and making it so...verbose tends to be a joke around people fluent in it."
: Pleinair stares through the television as Axel continues monolouging.
CryingEevee OOC: ((the only pokemon i'm in is pmd))
Vaati: ....Oh.
Fellby: -Wake her up-
: Wake her up inside.
Fellby: -Can't wake up-
Vaati: I... attempted to translate directly.
Frisk: ((And PMD is Tuesday
Frisk: ((Aka in two days
Muffet: "An understandable mistake."
: Usagi runs up to the TV.
Fellby: stares at Pleinair. He feels for her.
: "Thats all for today!"
: "Look out for Pleinair soon folks, she'll be coming to deliver the gifts!"
Vaati: ...Thank you for not ridiculing my attempt harshly.
: Usagi ROUGHLY shoves Axel off his chair, and the TV turns off.
Frisk: "I feel sorry for her."
Barchar: "Wait, she'll deliver the gifts?"
Fellby: I want to give her a hug.
Barchar: "...this quest to rescue her might not be much of a quest."
: The anydoor beeps, and it opens.
: A familiar news anchor with blue hair, and a rabbit on her shoulder, walks in with a gift bag.
Vaati: Are you well?
: "...?"
Fellby: walks up to her, arms outstretched.
Frisk: "Hi."
: She backs up.
Barchar: "A bit direct vaati, but-really fellby? Man, I was going to lead into this, but..."
: And just holds out the gift bag.
Barchar: "Hey, uh, do you...oh. Oooh. That rabbit is probably a camera or something."
Fellby: ...
Fellby: takes the gift bag instead.
Vaati: We had seen you upon the... tv... and wonder if you require any aid.
: She doesn't say anything, the rabbit on her shoulder speaks.
: Vaati's connection timed out.
: "Miss Pleinair is...mostly fine and well, when she isn't on the show with that oaf."
: "She is here to deliver your gifts."
: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.
Frisk: "Oh, alright."
Fellby: Okay.
: She is not fine and well. That guy's an asshat.
Vaati: ..You are certain?
Fellby: She really doesn't look okay. She looks... done.
Barchar: "Yeah, this... Mistress nit the face of somebody who's fine and well."
Barchar: "She's either wishing for death or brainwashed. Or maybe both. But probably just the first."
: "Miss Pleinair is perfectly fine." Usagi clearly seems to speak for her.
Fellby: Why can't she speak for herself?
Barchar: "...Whatever you say, rabbit man."
Vaati: I do hope that the onewho causes her trouble is reprimanded.
: "Miss Pleinair is born with a horrible mana defect that leaves her unable to use her vocal cords often."
Barchar: "Maybe with an axe to his axe. And some duct tape."
: "I am her familiar, Usagi."
: "And believe me, I am perfectly open to the idea of axing that oaf."
Vaati: Please do.
: "But he is sadly too popular amongst the young ladies to be kicked off the news."
Barchar: "I meant breaking the guitar, but you so you bunny man."
Fellby: ... Really now?
Barchar: "...the women of your dimension find THAT sexy?"
Vaati: Why?
Barchar: "You've got to be kidding me."
Fellby: They've got horrible taste.
Frisk: "They do."
Vaati: He is clearly unfit in attractiveness or in qualities that make him suitable for repopulation.
: Usagi just bobs his head back and forth, Pleinair stares forward.
: A reminder that Axel is a decent singer, and has washboard abs.
Fellby: -but he's a douchecanoe-
: These are the same demons that thought a female Laharl was the best opera singer in history.
Vaati: defined muscles arent a thing with him so
Barchar: "Whatever. We'll just...take our shit."
Barchar: is asrielsexual
: Pleinair is [REDACTED]
Vaati: ((brb
Barchar: no gote no ladyboner
: I mean, lots of people ship her with Axel for SOME FUCKING REASON
: But eh.
Fellby: -NO[
Fellby: -SAVE HER-
Barchar: but even she can tell that absolutely nobody should find axel attractive
Barchar: (Plenair:...hello...darkness...my...ild...friend)
: http://media.diehardgamefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Axelpasties.jpg I repeat, people ship Pleinair with this fuck.
Barchar: (it takes her an entire year to finish the song)
Vaati: ((back
: Inside the gift bag is:
: A free card to kill the screenwriter for the news.
Fellby: ((my god he's ugly
: Some baked goods.
: And a free reincarnations card.
: As well as a card to pass 1 free dark assembly bill.
Frisk: ".. Interesting."
Vaati: ...May we pass a bill to ban this... Axel from coming within fifteen meters of Plenair? Is that allowed?
Fellby: ((... off topic but i really need to fill corsiva's asthetic tag with things that aren't food
Barchar: "I second the motion."
: "Afraid not. His fans would slaughter you."
Fellby: Thirded.
Barchar: pockets the screenwriter murder card
Fellby: Too bad.
Barchar: "His fans are delusional morons."
Vaati: I am immortal.
Barchar: "His body looks like a noodle and his music is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever heard."
Vaati: Besides, she is able to leave if he is to be aired.
Fellby: He looks like ass.
Barchar: "And trust me, Usagi. I. Have heard. A LOT."
: Pleinair just, keeps that emotionless look.
Frisk: "He both looks and acts like an asshole."
Barchar: "He looks like ass, sounds like ass, and if I had to guess? Smells like ass."
Vaati: I have seen better anuses.
: "He actually smelles like guitar polish."
: "But yes, all of the above."
: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=xTAW85ITHz8#Watsky-The_One_%5BAll_You_Can_Do_LYRIC_VIDEO%5D Just play this any time you interact with Pleinair.
: "Due to the circumstances on your timeline, Miss Pleinair will be here many times."
: "Feel free to visit her in the dark assembly."
Vaati: Alright.
Frisk: "Okay."
Fellby: Okay.
: Vaati's connection timed out.
Barchar: "Sure will."
: Pleinair just, sits there, staring.
: "..."
Fellby: ... you want something to drink?
: "Miss Pleinair, i'm afraid it's time to get back to work."
: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.
: Pleinair just nods.
: She's not too enthusiastic about going to work.
: And nobody's gonna fire her.
: Vaati's connection timed out.
: So she goes to the bar to buy a drink, Usagi orders her a regular soda.
Barchar: gives her a whiskey. "For the road."
Fellby: will take that whiskey if Pleinair doesn't want it.
: Pleinair can't drink alcohol.
: Because that'll just burn her throat even more.
Fellby: is getting that whiskey then.
: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.
Barchar: just gives it to fellby then
: Usagi literally seems to be drinking more of her drink is than she is, she's just staring at Grillby.
Fellby: gives Barchar a thumbs up as he sips it.
Fellby: -which one lol-
: The orange one.
Grillby: -He's being stared at.-
: "..."
: Usagi sips her drink.
Vaati: gets her a water and a special drink -- nonalcoholic of course -- known as Ocip on Uhsuuyj. The latter is meant to taste like some sort of berry.
: ((Fun fact, theres a part of the games that takes place in Pleinair's bedroom))
Frisk: ((Grillby: Holy fucking shit, you're creepy.))
Vaati: These are for you.
: ((Theres a picture of Axel on her bedroom wall full of darts))
Frisk: ((hah
: ((And an extremely inordinate amount of musical instruments and rabbit plushes))
Fellby: ((holy shit
: Usagi starts sipping these too, Pleinair takes like, four sips of the Ocip on Uhsuuyj
Vaati: The one that glows, it is specially crafted and made from mixed berries and minor calming magic.
Vaati: ...
: (( why the fuck
: ((Also, Pleinair has the highest Evasion stat in the game))
Vaati: Why do you seem to do actions for her.
: ((As in, she outranks Ninja's in the OP Dodge category))
Vaati: ((damn
: Usagi looks at Vaati, confused.
: "Well, Mistress Pleinair rarely ever eats and drinks."
Fellby: ((pleinair: "swerve"
Vaati: Ah.
: "And it would be a shame for it all to go to waste."
: running in the 90s [] is now Quentin Tarantino [QT].
Frisk: ((plebnair
QT: (( there are people in the bar, right
: ((Yeah))
Vaati: ((ye
Frisk: ((yes
: Accidently hit Pleinair for something funny. Lol.
QT: Quentin Tarantino walks into the bar.
Fellby: takes a sip of whiskey but it burns a little too fast for him to handle. He coughs and breathes fire... at Pleinair.
Vaati: , for reference, is in his super tall Reborn form. Like, with the space heels, 9'10"
: The attack lands, you clearly hear a burn sound, she is CLEARLY hit, this looks like it should hurt like hell.
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.
Fellby: ...
: Instead, all you see is her still sitting there, and a large number flying over her head.
Vaati: Are you alright?
: Or, a word.
Fellby: Oh god, I'm so, so, sorry...
Vaati: ...
Fellby: ...
: She. Didn't. Fucking. Move.
QT: "..."
Fellby: kind of. Pokes her forehead.
: "..." "Miss Pleinair is quite hard to hit, I assure you."
: Pleinair's dodge stat is so damn high she's actually bad.
: Because she can dodge healing magic.
Vaati: ((shit son
QT: "vaporwave is absolutely fucking amazing"
Fellby: ((mv i'm so sorry for the kawaii spam on tumblr
Vaati: ...We. Never gave introductions. I apologize.
Fellby: ((just warning you know
Barchar: "..."
Vaati: ((its ok
Vaati: ((im into kawaii shit
Barchar: "Id try the laser if it wasn't going to wreck up my bar."
Vaati: ((why do u think i m dating such a cute person
Vaati: I am Vaati. I apologize for not saying so earlier.
Fellby: I'm Grillby, you can call me Fellby.
Frisk: "I'm Frisk."
: "I am Usagi, and this is Mistress Pleinair."
Barchar: "I'm barchar."
: "She does not have a last name, do not ask."
Vaati: It is a pleasure to meet you.
: ((mfw i'm trying to dodge the fan theory that Pleinair is related to the Krichevskoy family line))
Muffet: "Muffet Arachne, deary. Fiance of this smoldering little number." she said, patting fellby's shoulder
QT: "quentin tarantino"
Fellby: smiles a little.
QT: "filmmaker"
: ((Because she's technically one of Laharl's 'servants', has the blue hair, and when team attacking with Laharl says "...Family..."))
Vaati: ((muffet has to reach up and stand on her toes to reach that
Fellby: ((she jumps up on the counter
: Pleinair is short. Like, she reaches around Fellby's shoulders in terms of height.
QT: (( I'm going to download some scenes from the Matrix and footage from the Challenger explosion and overlay some vaporwave over it
: Probably because she barely eats.
Vaati: (("fellby, whhhy is mumuffet on the ccccounter?" "she likes to be tall"
Fellby: ((heh
Frisk: ((Hella stands up on the counter
Vaati: is fuckin huge. Like, Metta's mildly salty, but understands his height thing.
Frisk: ((The counter breaks
Frisk: ((Hella: ... Iii'm soso sssssorry
: "..."
: Usagi sips Pleinair's drink.
QT: 6'1 film director leaves
Vaati: ((vaati stands on the counter in reborn form and hits the ceiling
Fellby: ((fellby: no you're not, he is *points at so sorry*
Vaati: ((HA
Frisk: ((HAH
Frisk: ((Fellby: like, blame the past ninety five years on him
Frisk: ((Hella: Oookay.
Barchar: (muffet: "I'M NOT SMALL DAMN YOU" )
Vaati: ((hella: no ththats rude
Fellby: ((fellby: you're fun sized, dear
: Quentin Tarantino [QT] is now vaporwave lord [].
Vaati: ((dude muffet is shorter than humanoid form vaati
Fellby: (("me"
Fellby: ((*winks*
: The TV blips on.
Vaati: ((fellby: have you ever had mini mnms theyre good shit
: Axel is sitting on the news desk, palying his guitar.
: Pleinair isn't present, because she's at the bar.
Muffet: ("That's not fun size cheri")
Fellby: ... This is shit programmng. Change the channel.
: vaporwave lord [] is now vaporwave lord [bloo].
Barchar: tries
: It changes to a looping clip of Laharl laughing.
Vaati: ...
: Someone has replaced the VCR with Netherworld Cable.
Fellby: ... This is better. I can relate to this.
bloo: [color=#9370db]( lol[/color]
Vaati: As can I, though his hair looks awkward.
Barchar: "This connects with me."
Frisk: "Well then."
Barchar: "On a spiritual level. Which, I guess is the only way it could."
: Pleinair finishes her drink.
: She isn't seemingly getting up to go to work though.
Fellby: hums as he fiddles around with a shotglass.
: Pleinair idly fiddles with her weapon.
: It's a giant spear, with two rabbit ears as the prongs on the end.
bloo: (( i'm taking clips from various pokemon anime episodes
bloo: (( and overlaying vaporwave
Vaati: ((use the sabrina episodes and haunter
bloo: (( i'm also using windows movie maker and exporting at low quality for a e s t h e t i c
bloo: (( even though I have better programs
Vaati: ((1999 aesthetic
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Frisk: ((wowie
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Vaati: warps out, gn friends
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Fellby: stretches a little. "I think it's time for me to hit the hay. See you all around."
Fellby: struts out of the bar.
Fellby: ((gn everyone
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Frisk: ((everybody's fucking dead))
bloo: ((
bloo: (( yes
bloo: ))
Frisk: ((it's only you
Frisk: ((me
Frisk: ((and chairbreaker
Frisk: ((so
Frisk: ((how's life
Frisk: ((Laharl: filled with Keemstar
Frisk: ((Laharl: and
Frisk: ((Laharl: Broken chairs
bloo: (( sorry i was vaping, what?
Frisk: ((literally nothing
Frisk: ((https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-K_Wy6vpJugg/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABo/N_2BsNNLKLs/s265-c-k-no/photo.jpg
bloo: (( http://puu.sh/pWxLE/b29da2e523.png
bloo: (( no i don't vape lol
Frisk: ((ik
Frisk: ((inb4 you drink weed
bloo: (( thanks for the idea
Frisk: ((yw
Frisk: ((here, bloo http://s3.favim.com/orig/46/drink-energy-drink-weed-Favim.com-430377.jpg
bloo: (( K
Frisk: ((drink that shit
Frisk: ((I think Laharl either broke his shelf or got crushed by his shelf
Frisk: ((Either one works
Frisk: ((I seriously think he will break his shelf somehow
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Frisk: ((hi italian bread
: ((Hello))
bloo: (( hi ))
bloo: (( http://puu.sh/pWykn/f83727abf0.png
Frisk: ((i'm gonna go to bed
Frisk: ((gn
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Jeska or Jekon: (hello
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DamnDude: (( Im gonna say ill be back around the time i normally log on tomorrow ))
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: ((Anyone actually exist))
: ((No?))
: ((Alrighty))
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: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Mr. Adarandak [Mr. Adarandak].
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Fanta: ((Breeeeeaaaaaaad why are you never oooooon
Mr. Adarandak: ((dunno
Fanta: ((I spent most of the morning remaking chapter 4 because of an accidental fuckup that will turn out to be good in the long run
Mr. Adarandak: ((oh?
Mr. Adarandak: ((is ch 1 over?
Fanta: ((Is gonna be way better now
Fanta: ((No, we didnt do the boss last night
Mr. Adarandak: (ah
Fanta: ((It was hella's birthday and mv didnt want them to have a fight that would break their soul
Mr. Adarandak: ((who would fight with Hella?
Fanta: shes snuggling hywel
Fanta: ((The chapter 1 boss
Fanta: has got a package
Fanta: in le mail
Mr. Adarandak: -not mail makes it out that far,
Mr. Adarandak: -no*
: Mr. Adarandak [Mr. Adarandak] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].
Fanta: well, wherever she's supposed to get packages from, she's got one
Fanta: it might have been hand delivered, actually
Jeska or Jekon: is sitting on the couch starring at the package on the table then
Fanta: if you like, she can have caught the guy that brought it, all suspicious in a trenchcoat and stuff
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Guy [Guy].
Jeska or Jekon: has likely tied him up then
Guy: ((Brb
Guy: hasn't spoken since you tied him up
: Guy [Guy] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Jeska or Jekon: is just starring at him, not talking
Fanta: she awakens, heading out to the main room
Fanta: "Howdy Je- what"
Jeska or Jekon: You got a package
Fanta: "From.. this guy?"
Fanta: the package is a normal box, with Grima written on it
Jeska or Jekon: yeah
Fanta: sits down
Jeska or Jekon: the guy hasn't said anything
Fanta: "Should probably get something to open it from afar with, just in case it's a trap"
Jeska or Jekon: he can open it
Fanta: Guy: "No, it's for her"
Jeska or Jekon: upholsters a handgun and and places the muzzle on his head
Jeska or Jekon: You're not much in a position to plea
Fanta: the guy sighs, 'I'm kind of tied up at the moment'
Jeska or Jekon: OH I know
Jeska or Jekon: binds his hands together but looses the fingers
Jeska or Jekon: there now open it
Fanta: he starts to open the package, some wires leak out of it, before he pulls out a robotic head
Fanta: she gasps and grabs it
Fanta: "W-w-whhat.."
Jeska or Jekon: you got some answers pal?
Fanta: Guy: "I am but a humble servant"
Fanta: she's holding that tight, trembling, "W-what.. where..."
Fanta: puts her claws to his neck, "What did you do with her.."
Jeska or Jekon: Who is that?
Fanta: Guy: "Erasure and purification"
Fanta: "No.. no no no..."
Fanta: drops to her knees
Jeska or Jekon: still has the muzzle to his head, "give me one good reason why the world would be a worse place without you"
Fanta: Guy: "Just go ahead, I will be reborn in lord Grima"
Jeska or Jekon: holsters the gun, "then I'll make sure you'll never be reborn
Jeska or Jekon: drags him downstairs
Fanta: stays there, holding the head and trembling
Jeska or Jekon: returns a minute later
Jeska or Jekon: Fanta?
Fanta: is repeating "No no no" over and over to herself
Jeska or Jekon: looks at the head
Jeska or Jekon: (shea has bad luck
Fanta: ((Ye
Fanta: ((Although it's more 'getting in the way more than she's doing good so let's kill her' syndrome
Fanta: ((And I might be trying to get roth back soon, and having me play one of her characters would be a bad
Jeska or Jekon: ((oh yeah roth
Jeska or Jekon: ((wheres she been?
Fanta: ((Idk
Fanta: ((But Imma try and get her to come back
Fanta: holds the head tight
Jeska or Jekon: rests her hand on Fanta's shoulder
Fanta: is crying, "No.."
Jeska or Jekon: has no clue who the head is
Fanta: looks at its face
Fanta: "S-shea.."
Jeska or Jekon: knees down and hugs Fanta
Fanta: keeps hugging the head close to her, still trembling
Jeska or Jekon: looks inside the box
Fanta: there's a note
Fanta: as well as more wires
Jeska or Jekon: ((since Jeska learned how to read later in her life, do you think with the loss of her memory see wouldn't be able to read now
Fanta: ((It would be more of a skill, so idk
Fanta: ((Don't think that happens to amnesiacs, but idk
Jeska or Jekon: she reads the note
Fanta: [I fixed your kid, Grima]
Jeska or Jekon: takes the note and goes downstairs into the basement where she left the man hanging upside down
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Guy [Guy].
Guy: "Hello again"
Jeska or Jekon: goes to the work bench, "so whose Grima?
Guy: "My boss, duh"
Jeska or Jekon: any reason why your boss sent a head to Fanta?
Jeska or Jekon: walks over with a set of tools and get behind him
Guy: "I dunno"
Jeska or Jekon: find that a bit hard to believe -pulls out a blowtorch
Guy: "If I had to take a guess, it's someone related to her"
Guy: "Cuz Grima gives those back when he's done with em"
Jeska or Jekon: so whats your boss want?
Guy: "Just like in general?"
Jeska or Jekon: yeah, give me a reason why I should melt your back off
Jeska or Jekon: starts the blowtorch up
Guy: fanta wanders downstairs, slowly
Guy: "Some test subjects are always nice"
: Guy [Guy] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: isn't holding it anymore, she's got her head down
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Jeska or Jekon: wanna learn some science? at 800 degrees, a second to the skin will actually feel like a cold stab rather than a a burn. All the nerve endings die and tell the brain something else
Fanta: ((Hi breb
: ((Hello))
: ((Is Jeska torturing a man in the house))
Fanta: there's a robo head lying on the table and a fanta about to slice a bitch up downstairs
Fanta: ((Soon to be Jeska and Fanta
Fanta: "I w-want to do it.."
Jeska or Jekon: No
: ((Is it her house))
Fanta: ((Ye
Fanta: ((The one Hywel moved into
Jeska or Jekon: Go upstairs
Fanta: "I can do this.."
Jeska or Jekon: Fanta....you're in shock.....go to Hywel
Acastus: -He wakes up, in his bed.-
Jeska or Jekon: what I'm about to do....you shouldn't
Fanta: "I-I want to do this.. Jeska.. put it down.."
Hywel: -He is unaware? Would he know?-
Fanta: he's probably still asleep, she just woke up
Jeska or Jekon: lowers an iron mask
Hywel: -Well then he do-
Fanta: gets up to the guy
Jeska or Jekon: let me do this
Fanta: "No.."
Fanta: "H-he brought me my daughter's head.. I'm going to make him suffer.."
Jeska or Jekon: grabs Fanta's hand, "Listen.....go upstairs and be with Hywel....he'll still be here when I'm done
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: she slowly heads back upstairs
Jeska or Jekon: now where were we?
Fanta: Guy: "I dunno, you tell me"
Hywel: -He's not wearing a shirt, and heading to the living room. He is wearing sweatpants, that he slept in.-
Fanta: ((Fanta guy saves the day
Fanta: ((By being a bitch
Hywel: "Oh, hey, Fanta? You seem... Not good..."
Jeska or Jekon: gets back behind him so he cant see him
Fanta: drops on her knees and down to the ground, she sobs
Jeska or Jekon: you'll smell burning flesh, likely help you lose a few pounds
Hywel: -He goes over and picks her up, and heads to the couch in the couch.-
Jeska or Jekon: so start talking
Fanta: Guy: "Nah"
Hywel: -He then lies her on top of himself, letting her cry, and get it out.-
Jeska or Jekon: place the blowtorch over a slab of steak and cooks it, then stabs him with a Popsicle
Jeska or Jekon: you sure about that? carve out your love handles at this rate
Fanta: like, a literal popsicle?
: ((How the fuck do you stab someone with a Popsicle))
Fanta: how do you stab someone with a popsicle
Jeska or Jekon: ((really just poe
Jeska or Jekon: poke*
: ((I mean, if it's solid ice, you probably could))
Fanta: Guy: "Pretty sure"
Fanta: she holds him, crying
Jeska or Jekon: ((its a type of psychological torture
Jeska or Jekon: ((also that guy wouldn't be able to see what Jeska is doing
Fanta: ((Found the edgezone http://65.media.tumblr.com/152d7ef300d339b47911b5138d1f1fc8/tumblr_o9ripe4PIt1v8uqfho1_1280.png
Acastus: -He wanders into the living room, where Hywel and Fanta are.-
Fanta: the guy really doesn't care
Jeska or Jekon: hmmm
Acastus: "...Are you alright?"
Jeska or Jekon: gives stabs him in the shoulder with a pocket knife
Fanta: he yells
Acastus: -How loud.-
Jeska or Jekon: well you seem to like actual pain instead
Fanta: pretty loud
Jeska or Jekon: shoves the Popsicle in his mouth
Fanta: enough for them to hear
Acastus: -His attention is turned to the... Basement? Is it just downstairs or in a basement?-
Jeska or Jekon: so if you don't want more, I'd suggest you'd start
Hywel: "...What was that?"
Fanta: Guy: "H-heh.. still think I'll take my chances"
Fanta: she gets up, walking over to where she put the head and hugging it again
Jeska or Jekon: grabs his hand and places the blowtorch in the palm, pulling the trigger
Hywel: "...What, who is that, Fanta?"
Fanta: hywel's seen shea
Hywel: "...Fanta, I... Oh my god..."
Fanta: "N-nh.."
Acastus: -He heads nears in entrance of where ever he guy is being tortured, not actually looking in or going in yet.-
Fanta: holds it tight, crying
Hywel: -He hugs her.-
Hywel: -Fanta, that is.-
Fanta: is too busy hugging the severed head to hug back
Hywel: -He knows, he's letting her do so.-
Jeska or Jekon: cauterized the wound for you -pulls the torch away and starts poking the burned area with a metal xacto kinfe
Fanta: more muffled screams from the guy
Acastus: -He slowly peers into the room that the man is being tortured in.-
Jeska or Jekon: just start talking about your boss and and why he or she did this when you want me to stop
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Guy [Guy].
Guy: "W-well, he's an Angel Maker, that's what they do"
Guy: "We take the impure and we fix them.. one way or another"
Jeska or Jekon: sounds stupid
Jeska or Jekon: so why Fanta?
Guy: "Few weeks ago we got a memory dump from a soul, it came from Niles' branch."
Guy: "There were a whoooole lot of impure people in there, and we parsed them out between the main four guys"
Guy: "We got the robot girl"
Acastus: -He's watching this stuff happening.-
Jeska or Jekon: so thats all? you just picked out a name and went off and killed her?
Jeska or Jekon: sounds like shit
Guy: "There wasn't much we could do to fix her"
Jeska or Jekon: you don't leave a severed head for someone if you're trying to purify whatever, thats a directed attack towards someone
Guy: "So, we had fun"
Jeska or Jekon: and look where that fun got you
Jeska or Jekon: bet you're enjoying those life decisions of yours
Jeska or Jekon: sprays lemon juice on the wounds
Guy: "Eh, I had a good run"
Guy: yells again
Acastus: -He winces.-
Jeska or Jekon: so where I can find your boss
Guy: "What timeline are we in?"
Jeska or Jekon: you're the one that found the seclued mountain house in a timeline that doesn't have modern telecommunication technology
Guy: "TK-421 right? Well, I believe the queen knows us"
Jeska or Jekon: Oh? well thats nice
Jeska or Jekon: but it doesn't answer my question
Jeska or Jekon: takes rust clippers and starts cutting off a finger
Jeska or Jekon: rustly*
Acastus: -He winces, and looks away.-
Guy: he screams
Female Asriel: She's still crying her eyes out, on the floor
Jeska or Jekon: where is your boss?
Guy: "I ain't telling.."
Jeska or Jekon: hooks up and IV and places a needle in his neck
Guy: ((http://i.imgur.com/4OyYimB.jpg
Jeska or Jekon: listen I can keep you alive for months and torture the shit out of you everyday
Acastus: -He's trying to get a better sight, still hiding behind the door, or whatever, watching Jeska.-
Guy: "Sure thing.."
Guy: "I don't mind, I have faith.."
Jeska or Jekon: you won't
Jeska or Jekon: not when I'm done with you
Guy: he smiles
Jeska or Jekon: and the thing about religious deity, is that they are never there when you need them
Guy: and then his form starts to fizzle away
Guy: "Looks like it's time"
Jeska or Jekon: pulls out a gun and discharges a round in his head
Jeska or Jekon: not on your turns
Guy: it stops
Jeska or Jekon: terms*
Guy: he ded now
Acastus: -He leaves, closing the door, or whatever, with a little thunk, really quickly.-
Acastus: -He's fucking booking it to him room.-
: Guy [Guy] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Jeska or Jekon: always wondered why Jukon had these tools here
Fanta: is still a mess
Hywel: "...What's happening down there? Just saw the kid run like hell."
Hywel: "...And heard a gunshot.@
Jeska or Jekon: walks upstairs
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "What was going on?"
Jeska or Jekon: having a chat with a guest
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Hywel: "Like, um... Like, what kind of chat?"
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now I'm using tilt controls! [].
Hywel: "Becauze if it is who I think and the kind of 'Chat' I'm thinking."
: Because*
Jeska or Jekon: a revealing kind
Hywel: "...With a gun?"
Jeska or Jekon: oh that? yeah played some russian routtle. with a semi auto. and he went first
Fanta: ((...
Hywel: "Okay, I may or may not have seen Acastus fly to his room a second after the gun was fired, so..."
: ((...That's scratching the surface))
Fanta: ((Dunno if that's gonna be a bad, but just in case someone remember to tell mv not to read the logs
Jeska or Jekon: (whoops
Fanta: ((It's fine
Fanta: ((It was borderline
Fanta: ((Just be more careful
: ((Yeah, that's kind of an implication, which I think MV could handle usually?))
Fanta: ((Idk, I think so
: ((I don't remember the least time it wasn't blatant when they were actually here))
Fanta: ((It's cool, just tell em not to read the logs to be safe
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Hywel: "...So if that's the case, maybe you should... I dunno, talk to him."
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Fanta: still crying
Hywel: -He hugs more onto Fanta, petting her.-
Jeska or Jekon: Think your priorty is.Fanta right now
Fanta: "S-shea.."
Hywel: "I know Fanta... I know..."
Jeska or Jekon: Gotta have a chat with someone
Hywel: "I know it's hard to deal with loss."
Jeska or Jekon: heads the Accys room
Hywel: "...Trust me, I know, I've lost almost everything, up until you..."
Fanta: gently sets the head down and hugs hywel
Acastus: -He's lying in bed, acting as it nothing happened.-
Jeska or Jekon: opens the door
Jeska or Jekon: hey kid
Hywel: "I know eventually you'll be okay, but it's going to take time... You're a bit more emotional than I was, it seems, so, well just have to wait this out..."
Acastus: "H-Hey..."
Fanta: "I-I failed again.."
Hywel: "No, no you didn't..."
Hywel: "You couldn't possibly have been able to stop this..."
Jeska or Jekon: how you doing?
Acastus: "Fine..."
Fanta: "She deserved such a b-better mother.. I got her back and still managed to lose her again.."
Hywel: "...Don't say that, it's still not your fault, Fanta..."
Jeska or Jekon: sits on the bed
Hywel: "It's an unfortunate series of events, that you couldn't stop."
Fanta: buries her head in his shoulder and cries
Hywel: "She couldn't have had a better mother..."
Acastus: "..."
Jeska or Jekon: ....
Fanta: ((Ey is a 13 yo x a 10 yo weird because if so imma age some peeps up in my game
: ((It's kinda))
Jeska or Jekon: guess Im better at hurting than helping
Acastus: "Ehat?"
: What*
Fanta: ((K, imma bring it down to 12 but that's the lowest i can go
Jeska or Jekon: (well I just found out the age of.constent in korea is 13....thats wrong
Fanta: "I'm sorry.."
Fanta: ((Lolwut
Fanta: ((Thats stupid
Hywel: "To me?@
: @*
: "*
Jeska or Jekon: you just saw it
Fanta: seems to be apologizing to the head
Acastus: "..."
Hywel: "...You don't need to be sorry, it isn't your fault. Sheo loves you, I know that if she were still here, she'd love you, and if she were to come back again, she wouldn't stop loving you."
Jeska or Jekon: So you know, youre always free to come and go
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: sniffs
Acastus: "...I... What... Was happening?@
Jeska or Jekon: Fanta just lost her daughter I think. I just tortured and killed a man who brought Sheas severed head here
Hywel: "So... Maybe for now it's best to... Forget for now, try and not think about it..."
Acastus: "...O-okay..."
Fanta: "..."
Acastus: "..."
Hywel: "We can remember later when it won't hurt us..."
Fanta: has unhugged, and is on her knees with her head down
Hywel: "...Is that alright?"
Fanta: "Alright........"
Jeska or Jekon: looks like Im not a good person after all
Hywel: "I want you to be okay with that, Fanta, because we can deal with this some other way..."
Acastus: "...N-no, it... Was for a... Reason..."
Fanta: well last time she dealt with it with hardcore drugs
Fanta: is best at grief
Hywel: "Don't ever forget I'm here, that I can help you whenever you need me to."
Fanta: "Ok..."
Fanta: "T-thanks...."
Hywel: "...Do you need to lie down?"
Jeska or Jekon: its the lack of emotion that I had during it thats most troubling
Fanta: "I.. I don't know.."
Acastus: "...I... I was just a little scared..."
Jeska or Jekon: sorry about that
Acastus: "It's okay, I think I'm fine now..."
Acastus: -He doesn't really seem that way.-
Hywel: "...okay."
Jeska or Jekon: things just spurred into it
Acastus: "...Okay."
Jeska or Jekon: you dont seem okay
Acastus: "...I'm fine."
Fanta: stands up, shakily
Jeska or Jekon: lies next to him
Acastus: -To be fair, he did just watch someone he is attached to cot off someone's finger, then shoot them t
Acastus: -He seems a bit... Shakey.-
Hywel: -He follows.-
Jeska or Jekon: Im sorry
Acastus: "...It's okay..."
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Jeska or Jekon: no its not
Jeska or Jekon: you shouldnt have had to see.that
Acastus: -He lightly hugs her, probably shaking a bit more as he does so.-
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Fanta: lies down in bed, her face buried in the pillow
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Jeska or Jekon: hugs back
Hywel: /He lies with her.-
Jeska or Jekon: youre scared of me arent you?
Acastus: "...no."
Jeska or Jekon: ...well I am.....
Acastus: "...Ehat do you mean?"
: What*
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Fanta: she's not moving, just lying there silently
Jeska or Jekon: I just found out that Im capable of hurting and killing without so much as feeling a thing
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Acastus: "...You won't... Hurt me... Right?"
Jeska or Jekon: No
Acastus: "..."
Acastus: -He hugs a bit tighter.-
Jeska or Jekon: do you mind if I stay here?
Acastus: "no..."
Acastus: "I don't kind..."
: Mind+
: Mind*
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Jeska or Jekon: thank
Jeska or Jekon: (gtg bed time
Acastus: -He snuggles into Jeska a bit, and goes to sleep with her.-
Fanta: still lying in bed, dead inside
Hywel: "..."
Fanta: *soft sobs*
Hywel: "Fanta..."
Fanta: is face down in a pillow
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Hywel: "..."
Hywel: -He starts to pet and scratch in her favorite spots, in an attempt to her cheer her up.-
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Fanta: it doesn't work
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "What can I do for you..."
Fanta: "I don't know..."
Hywel: -He lies down, and gives her a kiss.-
Fanta: her mouth is buried in pillow, so she dont kiss back
Jeska or Jekon: (does it show me logged off when I am?
Fanta: ((No
Fanta: ((Ur always on
Jeska or Jekon: (fuck
Fanta: ((I think it fixes itself if you get kicked tho
Fanta: ((Thats how i fixed it when it happened to me
Fanta: ((Want me to do that
Fanta: ((Imma just do it, bcuz i think he logged off
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Fanta: ((Hopefully that fixes it
Hywel: "...Fanta, I don't know how to help you right now, do you just want to be left alone...?"
Fanta: "Maybe.. I don't.. I don't know... J-just everything.. hurts"
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "...Wanna just sleep?"
Fanta: "...ok.."
Hywel: "Goodnight..."
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: turns, curling up in a fetal position, holding one of his hands to her face
Fanta: closes her eyes
Fanta: "Night.."
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: ((heya
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: ((hai))
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bloo: (( hi
Fanta: ((Hello
Fanta: ((I'm downloading LISA spritesheets for daddy Linederr
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bloo: (( still working on pokewave
: ((if there's nightcore, is there daycore? or sunsetcore?))
bloo: (( eveningcore
: ((highnooncore))
bloo: (( ijustwokeuponafuckingmondaycore
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: ((heya
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: ((hi
: ((bread
: ((Hello))
: ((okay cool you're alive
: ((do you want to play HaH or nah
: ((Sure give me a second))
: ((Okay, cool cool
: ((It's 1.11
: ((Or 1.1
: ((Or whatever
: ((Fuck
: ((Alrighty))
: ((What's the Ip))
: ((It should be 127.0
: ((FUCK
: ((Not
: ((That
: (
: ((Nah))
: ((That's the local IP))
: ((Lolrip
: ((For LAN connection I'm pretty sure))
: ((Give me a second then
: ((I'm gonna find it
: ((K))
: ((So it's my public IP address, right
: ((Yes))
: ((
: ((Type that shit in
: ((Is the server created?))
: ((Fuck
: ((Do I have to type mine in
: ((To HaH
: ((Yes))
: ((Fuck
: ((I'm fAirly sure))
: Fairly*
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: ((heya
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: ((You may also have to port forward))
: ((To create a server
: ((Hell- goodbye))
: ((Yes, but let's find out first))
: ((Cause I'm not 100% sure))
: ((How about you do this
: ((I clicked Create Server
: ((It says
: (("Waiting for someone to connect"
: ((I can't connect))
: ((Then
: ((Try connecting to the regular LAN IP
: ((And we can see what happens
: ((I tried anyways, but it wouldn't work, because I'd have to be in your house for hat to work))
: ((That's the local IP adress for everyone, from my knoledge))
: Knowledge*
: ((Then I have to port forward
: ((I'm not doing that
: ((You do that
: ((Now see))
Emb: ((ayy
Emb: ((nice to be home alone
: ((I'm lazy))
: ((AD
: ((But I'll go see if I can do it))
: ((Yes
: ((Do that
Emb: ((what are we doing
: ((HaH
Emb: ((i like that game but i'm not good at it lol
Emb: ((one of the rare games where i can like it without being good
: ((...Lets hope that I don't have a dynamic Ip))
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: ((hai guys))
Emb: ((hello
: ((Hello))
: ((having trouble playing have a heart i see))
Emb: ((where is HaH located? windows is dumb and won't give it to me when i search it
: ((iirc HaH is all stored in the exe, like, all of it))
Emb: ((alright
Emb: ((but i mean what folder? program files i assume?
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: ((HaH doesn't install anywhere, you play it from the exe and the exe alone, all the files are in the exe))
Erron: ((Hey guys
: ((hai))
Emb: ((oh whoops, okay
Emb: ((Hello
: ((You can look up Have-A-Heart and I think that will work))
: ((It needs dashes))
Emb: ((ahh okay
Emb: ((nope
: ((if you guys just need an alternative to port forwarding, hamachi works))
: ((Ah fuck I don't know this user name and password))
: ((Then
: ((Ask
: ((People need hamachi to connect to others with hamachi right))
: ((What it is
: ((yea))
Erron: ((I just realized something weird... There is a lot of Vore on Roblox. Ech...
: ((you both need hamachi))
Emb: ((wut
: ((Hamachi is so much easier I'm fairly sure))
: ((and to be in the same hamachi network))
: ((Right
: ((Downloading it now
: ((i don't know how to port forward, but hamachi is pretty simple))
: ((I have an idea on how to port forward))
Emb: ((microsoft [s]edge[/s]
Emb: ((whoops was supposed to be italics
Emb: ((it's all ruined
Erron: ((Microsoft CRAWLLLLLLLLLL
: ((Ew, logmein wanted me to DOWLOAD a different program))
Emb: ((aka how i felt when i upgraded
: Download*
: ((i got hamachi long ago, i know it got kinda weird to get it now.))
Emb: ((mfw can't find HaH
: ((like, now you need a logmein account))
Emb: ((i'll just get it again i guess
: ((Downloaded Hamachi
: ((is it just in your downloads folder?))
: ((Wait no I don't))
: ((Fuck))
Emb: ((It is in downloads folder :|
Emb: ((Thank you CE
: ((I'm gonna create a fucking network
Emb: ((I'mma play a bot match
: ((I made a new network
: ((BreadIsLazy
: ((Shh))
: ((Bread, fucking join it
: ((HANG ON))
: ((I'm restarting my PC))
: ((Fucking fine
: ((What's the pass))
Emb: ((wow i suck
Emb: ((i placed a dog on a square so i could get mana every turn
Emb: ((i placed it on where i had the green heart
: ((Lolno
: ((Clap clap))
: ((That's the pass
: ((The pass is Lolno
: ((Okay so the ID is BreadIsLazy and the pass is Lolno))
: ((Bread, you're still lazy
: ((Join it
: ((It's rejecting the password))
: ((Do lolno
: ((Lower case
: ((Rejected))
: ((Frisky pls))
: ((Then
: ((Let me make a new one
: ((Welp))
Emb: ((...what
Emb: ((i got +1 mana for no hit
Emb: ((i have 0 mana without using anything
: ((The new one is
Emb: ((wtf?
: ((BreadNo
: ((The password is "hah"
: ((I'm in))
: ((Good
: ((I see your computer's name
: ((What is it))
: ((MikeyAwesome-PC
: ((Is it the cringey one that I fucking CHANGED))
: ((WELP))
Emb: ((lel
: ((Okay so
: ((What do we do now
Emb: ((and now i have 23 mana what?
: ((Is supposed to be Bread-PC))
: ((Is your real name Mikey
: ((Bitch, it might be))
Emb: ((they deleted
: ((That's a nick-name, anyways))
Emb: ((all my shit
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Emb: ((fuck
: ((Okay so
: ((Btw, there is a total mana before it shows 0))
: ((What do we do now
: ((But you have more than it can show, and can use it)
Emb: ((ah okay
: ((Use I assume))
: ((I'm waiting for someone to connect
: ((Nice
: Thank fuck
Emb: ((i won
Emb: ((i would've lost if i got hit once
: ((ripfrisky))
: ((gg))
: ((Oh hell no
: ((I'm gonna step up my game now
: ((gg))
: ((Fuck
: ((No wonder you beat Laharl's ass
Emb: ((can i get in on this? i've practiced a bit maybe i'm not bad
: ((Sure
: ((Yeah, just get hamachi))
Emb: ((hooray
Emb: ((i might have hamachi idk
Emb: ((does it come with HaH?
: ((no))
Emb: ((okay i'll get it
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Emb: ((it can't connect to the hamachi servers ;-;
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: ((hi laharl
Emb: ((hello laharl
: ((me and bread are playing hah
: ((Ah))
: ((I bought $55 worth of meat to eat and feed myself with))
: ((Dog ate it all while I was gone.))
Emb: ((that sucks
: ((No
: ((How the fuck))
: ((Did you only get hit once))
: ((My skills
: ((gg))
: ((You fuck
: ((You played the blue card))
: ((Not my fault))
: ((I know
: ((I can host a server for ya))
: ((Aye Emb))
: ((Or Tri))
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Emb: ((hello
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Emb: ((i know but i just can't connect to the servers at all, i wouldn't be able to host or join
Fanta: ((Oh was i here the whole time shit
Emb: ((hello
Fanta: ((I just got out of a movie
: ((Oh, hi DD
: Mine is port forwarded.
: Not Hmaachi.
Emb: ((oh okay
DamnDude: (( Hi, just seeing whats going on before i see a movie ))
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: ((Ah
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: ((BTW Pokémon is today
DamnDude: (( Alright ))
: ((If you can come DD, today would be a good time to do so
DamnDude: (( Ill be here today, just give me an hour or hour.5 ))
: ((Yeah, DD's part is pretty integral))
: ((:D))
DamnDude: (( Also i dont know why i said it was a movie, my dads just taking me out to lunch ))
DamnDude: (( Im still kinda tired ))
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DamnDude: (( My friends couch isnt the most comfortable ))
Vaati: (( im only here for aminute to show you vaati http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg
: ((ok cool
Vaati: ((space trash
Vaati: ((anyway i gtg for now
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: ((Tri is like me))
Emb: ((but you're good :(
: ((They seem to have a habit of being able to dodge))
: ((But they always fuck up and get hit by the lasers))
DamnDude: (( Arrows are my enemy ))
DamnDude: (( Lasers are normally fine for me ))
: ((I'm currently fucking up AD
Emb: ((fucking
: ((
Fanta: ((Xmen apocalypse was good
Fanta: left while hywel was asleep
DamnDude: (( Well i grg, aee ya all after food ))
Fanta: ((Cya dd
Fanta: ((Waot
Fanta: ((What types do you want
DamnDude: (( Wait? ))
Fanta: ((If you have time
DamnDude: (( I can do it after i eat ))
DamnDude: (( Just because im on my phone and i dont have the list memorized and were pulling in ti the place now ))
: ((Tri's building me a damn Red fight over here))
Emb: ((and yet i'm almost dead
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Fanta: ((Sorry
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Emb: ((fuck
: ((I'm sorry Tri that was a slaughter))
Emb: ((i felt like everything was going slightly better in the end :(
: ((I didn't use a single heart card))
Emb: ((ikr
: ((Your problem was you kept letting me keep that damn healing round up))
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: ((If you hadn't noticed, anytime you had a heal card I was making SURE you nuked that stack))
: ((I feel like you're regretting not using a heart card earlier, Frisky
Emb: ((k i won't let you heal this time then :/
: ((And then there was the point where you put down integrity))
: ((And that was when tri new))
: ((Nah
: ((He fucked up))
Emb: ((that was fucking horrible
: ((How'd you like all the fire? So much fire.))
Emb: ((it wasn't fun
: ((I had the entire deathwasher out, except for dishwasher itself))
Emb: ((i put honey though which i think saved me for a round, if i got it at least
Emb: ((i don't know
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: ((>Crash))
Emb: ((wut?
Emb: ((rip
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Emb: ((i claim that as my victory
Emb: ((/s
Emb: ((good on the person who made this though. it's a great game
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: ((Yep))
: ((gg))
: ((Laharl, can I fight you now
Emb: ((in that case can i fight asriel
: ((Kek))
: ((You got Hamachi?))
: ((You'll get fucked, Tri
Emb: ((oh yeah i don't have hamaci
Emb: ((and yes i'll get fucked but i don't mind
: ((I may or may not have curb stomped Frisky))
: ((You didn't
: ((I got like
: ((2/3rd of your health down
: ((I mean I won every game))
: ((Yeah
: ((You're a fucking asshole in HaH
Emb: (([s]but that's no different from irl[/s]
: ((No, I'm just good at strategy))
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: ((I know
: (([s]and luck[/s]))
Emb: ((me am no good
: ((Your fucking cards though
: ((bread is the worst combo of luck and skill))
Emb: ((i just stack cards of the same color so they're not expensive
: ((Ever))
: ((You always get the good ones
: ((Karma fucked you up in the end there))
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: ((Laharl, can I challenge you))
: ((Like, Bread is like some horrible mixture of pure chemical X and luck))
: ((In HaH
Emb: ((that's all my start is
Emb: ((strat*
Emb: ((anyway can i fight without hamachi
: ((That's a good strategy, in somke cases, just need to juggle that with also comboing different color cards together))
: ((My server is the only one that runs without ham))
: ((Yeah
: some*
Emb: ((alright ty
: Server's up Slar))
: ((I'm not Slaev
: ((Slarv*
: ((I'm Frisky
: ((Oh))
: ((, Servers up))
: ((Frisky stole Slaev's color))
: ((See how terrible that color was
: (( http://prntscr.com/br8skz MY FEELING WHEN ))
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Emb: ((are those really good together?
: ((That plus karma))
: ((Anything plus karma tbh))
: ((Those two cards))
: ((Are 2/4 of my signature))
: ((Deathwasher))
Emb: ((ah
: ((Laharl, have you considered using Karma))
: ((With seathwasher))
: deathwasher))
: ((Yeah, I always throw it in when I can))
Emb: ((anyway bread
: ((See, the thing is, if you stack enough deathwasher stuff up))
: ((It literalsly puts the enemy heart offscreen))
: ((Yep?))
: ((And smacks the shit out of them))
Emb: ((can we fight without hamachi?
: ((I don't have a port forwarded IP))
: ((So No))
Emb: ((ah okay
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: ((It
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: ((Crashed
: ((Fuck
Emb: ((rip
: ((DAMNIT))
Emb: ((wow
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Emb: ((hi dd
: ((The Deathwasher was not meant to be
: ((Is the server up?
: ((Nah, i'm done))
: ((Fuck
: ((I wanted to beat your ass
: ((Deathwasher is my combo, if I get the full combo it puts your heart offscreen and just fucks it))
: ((Like, you hear nothing but the damage sound))
: ((I know
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: ((Talking to Tri))
: ((It crashed last time
: ((Ah
Emb: ((wow
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: ((Tri, wanna fite me
: ((hi mv
Emb: ((yee
Emb: ((hi mv
: ((Last time I got the full combo it crashed the game after knocking Frisky into the last pixels of HP))
: ((It was a tie
Vaati: ((hi
: ((I would of killed Laharl as well
: ((It was a matter of watching the HP drop
Vaati: ((i came up with a name sceme
: ((Anyways Tri join BreadNo
: ((The pass is "hah"
: ((On Hamachi because I'm lazy AF
Vaati: ((proper names of stars
Emb: ((i'm not using hamachi
: ((Fuck
: ((I can't fight you then
: ((I'm not port forwarding
Emb: ((dammit
Vaati: ((it fits the alien aesthetic
: ((Oh, by the way, I need a name for the first gym leader))
Emb: ((victoria
: ((Assface McCunty
Vaati: ((what type
: ((He's male.))
Emb: ((viktor
: ((Goldie
: ((Normal and Fighting type gym))
: ((Felisha
: ((It's the tutorial gym))
: ((Bruno
Emb: ((oh
Vaati: ((bruce
: ((Normal/Steel *))
: ((Bruce Lee
Vaati: ((oh
Emb: ((i still suggest viktor
Vaati: ((then, pixel
: ((Eh-))
: ((Stelle
: ((PIXEL!))
Vaati: ((crash
: ((That works fine!))
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Emb: ((pixel
Emb: ((yay pixel
: ((Hey that's my cat))
: ((Okay then
: ((Pixel the Steampunk Leader is set))
Vaati: ((bc im p sure hes the porygon
Emb: ((you own the smallest cat?
: ((Nah, he's an eevee))
Emb: ((pixel is the world's smallest cat
Vaati: ((oh
: ((Actually he's a fat fuckj))
Emb: ((oh okay
: ((And I have a cat named Gordo))
Vaati: ((i was thinking of porygon
: ((Who is thin))
: ((The porygon is Isaac))
Vaati: ((ah
Vaati: ((wait
Vaati: ((idea
Vaati: ((all of them have names relating to videogames in some way
Emb: ((neato
: ((Nope, that name theme is reserved for the Ciptune gym))
: ((Chiptune*
Emb: ((but there's a lot of video games so you can pick any name and it will probably be related to a game
: ((Steve. Wait fuck. Bob))
: ((Is there a video game bob that we know of))
Emb: ((hmm
Emb: (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B.O.B._(video_game)
Vaati: ((tawna, pasadena, lara, coco, aran, mei, daisy, and pearl
: ((Fuck))
Emb: ((daisy is from mario
Emb: ((coco i don't remember but i swear it's from one
Emb: ((and the others hmm
Vaati: ((im giving names i know
Vaati: ((from video games
Emb: ((oh okay lol
: ((Mei))
: ((Aran and Lara are obvious))
Vaati: ((tru
: ((Is best waifu))
: ((My Eevee is named Cocoa
: ((From overwatch))
: ((Donut steel
: ((A-MEI-ZING))
: ((Now, just a heads up guys))
: ((You fucks are going to lose))
Emb: ((?
Emb: ((okay
: ((Like, you need real strategy))
Emb: ((okay
: ((Really good strategy))
Emb: ((okay
: ((I'm gonna use good strategy
Vaati: ((pearl: ace attorney. tawns, pasadena, and coco: crash bandicoot.
Emb: ((i'm gonna try and fail :D
Vaati: ((*tawna
: ((My Eevee has a fucking good moveset
: ((Because i'm not pulling punches anymore))
Vaati: ((alright
: ((
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: ((If you lose, please don't get all pissy and ragequit))
Emb: ((in that case i'm not starting with wooper
Vaati: ((alright
: ((You've got all the time you need, because i'm not gonna forward the story until everyone has beaten the gym and then go on))
Emb: ((wooper is cute but if i need something good wooper is not gonna be useful
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: ((Your starters are Eevee))
: ((All of you.))
Emb: ((oh yeah lol
Emb: ((how do i make them?
Vaati: ((my eevee is named sinistra
Vaati: ((teambuilder on pokemon showdown
Emb: ((okay
: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder ))
: ((As a heads up))
Emb: ((ty
: ((First gym leader's ace is a Klang))
Vaati: ((also ive sketched out sherry noble
: ((My Eevee has a moveset that I thought of
Vaati: ((k
: ((And it's going to be a good one
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: ((He's backed up by a Litleo, Eevee, and a Bronzor))
Emb: ((i feel like this tutorial is going to pull me in
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: ((Oh, those are shit Pokémon
: ((But I can pull off some of those fancy points
: ((>Shit pokemon))
: ((Lol, heres a tip:The guy will wreck you in one-on-one combat))
: ((Maybe you need to appeal to the crowd a bit, eh?))
: ((Prove it
: ((I will appeal the crowd
: ((Mostly because I know what I'm doing
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: ((Also, the moves Double Team, Minimize, and other evasion moves are banned))
Emb: ((do they start with items?
Emb: ((or no items
: ((All items are allowed))
Emb: ((hooray
: ((Flame, you in on Pokemon?))
Emb: ((level?
: ((100.))
Emb: ((alright
: ((Also, for the purposes of the region))
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: ((Theres a special rule for all of you))
: ((*Eevee, or an evelution of it, may not be removed from your team on any circumstances.))
: ((Gotcha
Emb: ((alright
: ((I won't remove it anyways
Vaati: ((sinistra is my friend and he will be my very beautiful eevee/hopefully espeon
Emb: ((full [s]eevee's[/s] EV's?
: ((Yes))
Emb: ((k
: ((So, what's MV's name theme this time))
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: ((I'm calling it, Legeond of Zelda enemies, so Vaati can have his minions))
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: ((Dark Nut the Aggron, King Dodongo the RHydon, etc))
Vaati: ((hahaha
Emb: ((we need themes?
: ((Nah))
Vaati: ((if only
Emb: ((oh okay
: ((MV always has a name theme))
Vaati: ((im doing proper names of stars
Vaati: ((bc http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg aesthetic
: (( Since my Eevee has adaptability I can use Return which is a STAB move, with Adaptability STAB is an 100% increase instead of a 50% increase which fab points is used by adding STAB and Return is going to be 103 power considering in Pokémon Showdown happiness will always be at its max so thus that equals motherfucking fame
: ((That has to fucking work
: ((Yep))
: ((Don't forget you can give eevee Quick Attack, or a choice band too))
: ((I know
Vaati: ((what if i want a mixed soecial/physical eevee for now
Emb: ((wait, maximum happiness? so return will be stronger than hyper voice? alright
Vaati: ((hyper voice is a singing move
: ((My Eevee has Wish, Return, Protect, Quick Attack, and it's holding an Eviolite
Emb: ((fuck true
: ((It's fucking perfeft
Vaati: (eeveeolite
Emb: ((i haven't played pokemon in a while
: ((perfect*
Barchar: (are we planning re-reborn)
: ((Superstar Saga))
Emb: (([s]afterborn[/s]
: ((Oh, and my Eevee has an Adamant nature
Barchar: (neato)
: ((Lol good luck getting past the Klang))
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: ((Lol fuck you
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: ((I'll get fame even if I lose
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Emb: ((can i do wish protect even if frisky does wish protect
: ((The Eviolite will increase defense and special defense too
: ((Do whatever you want Tri
Emb: ((alright yay
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Barchar: (if i wasn't shit at real pokemon i would want to be there)
Barchar: (but i am so oh well)
: ((Luckily, Flame))
: ((I'm getting smarter at this
: (9The arc has a bit of a logical premise))
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: ((You don't have to be good at pokemon to get style points))
Emb: ((also since i'm shit it's okay
: ((Just gotta use the right moves))
: ((My Eevee is literally wired to get Style Points
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: ((I just leaned back))
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: ((By the shel i'm sitting on doesn't have a backrest))
: ((So I just leaned back and fell off my seat like a fucking idiot))
Emb: ((ow rip
Vaati: ((is synchronoiseca style move bc its sound related
: ((Well you get style points
: ((Sound related moves all give double points))
: ((By power + STAB iirc
Vaati: ((alright
: ((So hmmm
Emb: ((so we have to win and be cool while doing it?
Vaati: ((bc thats gonna work wonders if sinistra becomes espeon
: ((I might use Hyper Voice instead
: ((Mostly because
: ((Double points + STAB
: ((Plus Adaptability
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: ((That's way better
: ((heya
Vaati: ((hi
Emb: ((hello
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Barchar: (Hm, if I don't need to really win fights to do decent i might actually enter)
Vaati: ((i have hyper voice, return, wish, and im thinkin either a hp move or synchronoise
Emb: ((i'm doing hyper voice, hp fighting, wish, and protect
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Emb: ((full special atk and speed
Vaati: ((synch is better in terms of points but it can only hit certain pojemon
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: ((I have Wish, Hyper Voice, Protect, and Quick Attack
Emb: is sleep in the corner of the room.
Emb: ((i'm the only one not building atk i assume lol
Vaati: ((im goin w synch, at least for the first gym
: ((Well, MV, we know the gym leader's Pokémon
Vaati: ((tru
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Vaati: ((hp fire will be great but im thinkin of style points
Vaati: ((then again, i also have stab hyper voice
Emb: ((oh huh. would hp fire or hp fighting be better?
Barchar: (Are there any open slots, Laharl?)
Vaati: ((fire bc bronzor isneutral to fighting
Emb: ((true
Vaati: ((tho ground, iirc, is also good
Emb: ((i think bronzor has levitate though
Vaati: ((bc iirc bronzor has heatproof
Emb: ((oh
: ((Bronzor is a psychic
Emb: ((also eevee doesn't have hp fighting
Emb: ((i mean ground
Emb: ((whoops
: ((So Synchronize would be amazing
Vaati: ((no
Vaati: ((bc it only affects normal types
Vaati: ((bc eevee is normal
: ((Ohhhh
: ((Gotcha
: ((Read it wrong
Vaati: ((itll wreck litleo tho
: ((Synchronize would be good against Litleo and Eevee
Vaati: ((yeah
: ((So I'm using that
Vaati: ((maybe ill forgo return for hp fore? but return gets stab for days
Vaati: ((im not playing golf i mean fire
: ((Style Points > Protect
: ((Fucking Over Two Pokémon > Protect
: ((btw Wish is an HP move
Emb: ((wish + protect is good though
Vaati: ((shit
Vaati: ((shit guys
: ((What
Emb: ((?
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Emb: ((okay
Vaati: ((or neither
Emb: ((you can take fighting then
Emb: ((wait fuck
Emb: ((i forgot lol
Vaati: ((fighting int good against it
Emb: ((it'll be good against the other two though
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: ((If we fuck over Eevee and Litleo we have plenty style points
Vaati: ((tru
: ((Remember, we don't have to win
Emb: ((but at the same time hyper voice sound + its STAB wound be a ton of style
Emb: ((And damage
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Emb: ((or return and STAB
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: ((MV figured out the hat trick I see))
: ((See
: ((Bronzor is neutral to fighting, fire, and ground))
: ((:D))
Emb: ((oh cool
: ((Who cares about fucking Bronzor
: ((Good luck figuring out which one i'm running))
Emb: ((so it has heatproof
Vaati: ((no, its neutral to fighting and either fire or ground
: ((We need to fuck Litleo and Eevee
Emb: ((litleo and eevee are already fucked
Emb: ((hyper voice or return, whichever you decide, will destroy them
Vaati: ((or its only neutral to fighting and laharl gave bronzor the hidden ability
Vaati: ((but laharls not stupid
Vaati: ((so its either fire or ground
: ((:D))
Vaati: ((unless youre being a little shit
: ((So my Eevee is Wish, Hyper Voice, Protect, Synchronoise
Vaati: ((at least one of us should try ground
: ((Hyper Voice would be better than Return
Emb: ((mine is wish, hyper voice, protect, and hp fighting
: ((Wish and Protect is good
: ((Eevee gets dig...))
: ((Heh))
Emb: ((i'm unsure about hp figh---wait really
: ((Synchronoise wil fuck over two Pokémon
Vaati: ((tru
: ((Fuck
Vaati: ((but mine is more special oriented
: ((Right
Emb: ((mine is also special
Emb: ((pretty sure litleo is the most fucked out of them all
Vaati: ((tri, use hp ground, its under usually useless tho
: ((Two words))
: ((Fire Blast.))
Emb: ((my eevee can't---
Emb: ((?
: ((Three words.))
Vaati: ((...it cant learn fire blast?? wait ur talking abt the fuckin litleo
: ((SPECS fire blast.))
Emb: ((specs fire blast? use wish first turn, wait for fire blast, use protect
Emb: ((if fire blast doesn't ohko then wish and protect will restore
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: ((Why the fuck would that do shit))
Vaati: ((five words
: ((Wish protect only heals half your HP))
Emb: ((so
: ((Fire blast would rekt you the next turn))
: ((So since Hyper Voice and Synchronoise are Specials, I'm gonna use the Modest nature
Vaati: ((synchronoise still fucks litleo anally
Emb: ((fuck
: ((By the way Laharl, one word
: ((Synchronoise
Emb: ((okay time for me to get synch then
Vaati: ((ive synched our teams
Emb: ((but
Emb: ((what do i replace
: ((Hm
Vaati: ((*rimshot and tomatoes being thrown*
: ((Litleo is faster than Eevee
Emb: ((i have full spd
: ((So that means Litleo can get the hit in
Vaati: ((so can we
bloo: (( hi
: ((But the Eviolite would help block that
Vaati: ((hi bloo
: ((hi bloo
Emb: ((hi bloo
: ((Then Eevee gets the Synchronoise in
: ((Fame for life
bloo: (( i broke my scooter today while playing pokemon go
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Emb: ((wowie
: ((wowie
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bloo: (( day 2 of 7
bloo: (( broke a fucking scooter and got mostly pokeballs from pokestops
: ((So, game plan
Emb: ((i don't know what ev's the litleo has but i'd assume it'd have full spd so my full spd wouldn't matter
: ((For Eevee and Litleo
: ((Synchronoise
: ((Bronzor and Klang
: ((Holy fuck
Emb: ((hp fire?
: ((Use shit
Emb: ((hp fire would wreck klang but bronzor idk
: ((See, I'm not fighting the gym leader first
: ((I'm sending you fucks in first
Emb: ((okay
Emb: ((also is stab hyper voice not as strong as synchronoise?
: ((I can adjust my moveset once I learn what the gym leader has
: ((10/10
Fanta: ((So i did something stupid
Emb: ((what was it
Barchar: (what's that)
: ((>Implying i'm not gonna swap shit around just so you can't do that.))
: ((Fuck
: ((Okay then
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: ((But
: ((Buttt
Vaati: ((butt
: ((I know what the movesets are then
Emb: ((>swap
: ((I learn the movesets
: ((>Implying i'm not swapping movesets around))
: ((Laharl you bullshitty fuck
Fanta: ((I went to buffalo wild wings
: ((Then I'll stick
Vaati: ((laharl youre worse than larv with the logic puzzle
: (((With my plan
Emb: ((is stab hyper voice not as strong as synchronoise?
bloo: (( oh god slarvath
Fanta: ((And i ordered the hottest sauce
Emb: ((oh boy
Vaati: ((its stronger
Vaati: ((same bp
Emb: ((wait same? huh alright
Vaati: ((but, synchronoise only woks on pokemon of the same type as you
Fanta: ((I managed to get 3 wings down
Vaati: ((there are a shitload of normal types
Fanta: ((I drank 7 glasses of tea
Vaati: ((slarv oh my god
Emb: ((holy
Vaati: ((also, i drank fire sauce from taco bll. i drank the who,e packet
Vaati: ((also http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg shamless self promo
: ((Fire sauce is literally nothing
Emb: ((you guys make me want to chug hot sauce :(
Fanta: ((Blazin sauce is fucking insane
Vaati: ((im whiter thn i look
Fanta: ((Those wings were bar none the spiciest stuff ive ever eaten
bloo: (( newsflash: hot sauce is hot
Emb: ((problem is
Emb: ((hot variates
Emb: ((WOW
: ((WOW
Vaati: ((nice, but alo ow
Vaati: ((you have battle scars
Emb: ((if i can't outspeed the litleo i'll outdefend him
Vaati: warps in, in his silver, red-accented space king outfit
Emb: ((getting full sp atk and full sp def
: ((>Slarv has one of the hottest sauces on the planet
Vaati: ((yeah
: (("Well I drank the fire sauce at taco bell..."))
Vaati: ((i cant handle spicy shit
Emb: ((i'm just gonna
Vaati: ((i apo,aud u slarv
Emb: ((drink some syrup
Fanta: ((I've had shit i needed to sign a fucking waiver to buy
Vaati: ((*appkaud
Fanta: ((And this was worse
Vaati: (;*APPLAUD
Vaati: ((holy shit
Emb: ((damn
Fanta: ((Never doing that again jfc
bloo: (( i should try this
Emb: ((PSA pure syrup is good
Vaati: ((it is
bloo: (( gonna see if I can go to buffalo wild wings next week
Emb: ((yeh
bloo: (( [i]AHAHA[/i]
Emb: ((LOL
Vaati: ((slatv gives blazefire the succ
: ((HAH
Fanta: ((AAAAA
bloo: (( slarv fucking consumes blazefire
bloo: (( this is not ok
: ((Blazefire vore
bloo: (( slarvath perpetrates vore
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Emb: ((i'm bored i'm gonna mix syrup with stuff
bloo: (( the hot sauce incident
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Fanta: ((Bloo dont be a dumbass
Vaati: ((you know every goddamn time you guys kinkshame vore i half agree and half die inside
Fanta: ((I thought it would be fun
Fanta: ((It was not fun
Emb: ((wait aw
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Emb: ((syrup won't go well with liquids because it's thick i'm an idiot
Emb: ((there goes sprite x syrup
Vaati: ((ripper roo
: http://i.imgur.com/7U3r0RU.jpg
Emb: ((wow
Vaati: ((its like the burger king gastly
Emb: ((wait, i can mix them in my mouth
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Emb: ((...
Emb: ((that wasn't bad
Vaati: ((cool
Vaati: ((ngl my taste in food is weirder
bloo: (( my dad just gave me this CD which had sort of a turntable scratching thing
Emb: ((my taste in drinks is strange, my taste in food is normal
Vaati: ((i eat mozzarella sticks with ketchup
Emb: ((ooo sounds good
bloo: (( i was drinking ginger ale one day
bloo: (( then i realized how weird ginger ale is
Vaati: ((everone thinks im weird for it
bloo: (( i still enjoy ginger ale
Emb: ((when i go to restaurants
Emb: ((and there's a soda fountain
Vaati: ((i drink ginger ale unless its fuckin expired
Emb: ((i just pour random shit
Vaati: ((i mix drinks too
Emb: ((and i'm like "hey this should be good"
Emb: ((and then it's good
bloo: (( i went to a sonic once
Emb: ((gotta go fast
Vaati: ((cream soda and root beer
bloo: (( sonic has this option to mix flavors in drinks
: http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/armed-robbers-in-ofallon-mo-use-pokmon-go-to-target-victims/268681840
bloo: (( filthy frank predicted this
bloo: (( filthy frank predicted shit like this happening with pokemon go
Emb: ((wow
: team rocket irl
Emb: ((lel
Fanta: ((If u guys want i have another puzzle lined up, no logic this time
Emb: ((but also wow
Vaati: ((honestly pokemon go is weird and it crashes whenever i use it so
Emb: ((pokemon go is a good idea but it's not for me
bloo: (( i'm going to go listen to vaporwave and [s]vape[/s] put random things in the microwave to see if they explode
Emb: ((gl and be careful
Emb: ((but are you srs
: ((Slarv))
: ((I'm about to do pokemon))
: ((Please don't put up a puzzle that everyone will do and then forget about Pokemon for))
bloo: (( nah i'm just going to watch customgrow420
Emb: ((oh okay
Vaati: ((wtf is that
: ((We need to do Pokémon
Emb: ((porn
Vaati: ((hm
Fanta: ((Okoe
Emb: ((is okoe a plant
Fanta: ((Okra
: ((lel
: ((Okra is a plant
Emb: ((true
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Emb: ((i think my eevee is done
Fanta: ((Acquired golbat
: https://www.reddit.com/user/SHINX_FUCKER
Emb: ((oh.
Emb: ((>moderator of pokemon
: ((Laharl
: ((Will we get Pokémon
: ((Before
: ((The gym leader
Emb: ((yes that will be useful
: ((Like, one or two
Emb: ((bc i don't want to 1 v 4
Fanta: ((Can i get crobat or is pkgo gen one only
: ((So you're not handing them out
: ((Of course))
Emb: ((hooray
: ((And no, you casn't get crobat))
Emb: ((wait that means
Emb: ((i can make eevee more linear
: ((No
Emb: ((wait no
: ((You want.
Emb: ((nvm
: ((Style points.
: ((For Eevee to evolve.
Emb: ((yes but i mean
Emb: ((that's not what i was talking about
: ((Wait until you get your Pokémon
Emb: ((i meant i was thinking i could make eevee more designed against specifics rather than against the
Emb: ((yeah
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: ((I'm thinking we'll get a few water types or the motherfucking jar smack
: ((Point being
: ((The ocean.
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Emb: ((at least that would take care of litelo
Emb: ((litelo
Emb: ((fuck
Emb: ((lit le o
: ((>Implying i'm giving you the jar this early in game
: ((lol
: ((Yeay
: ((Yeah*
: ((No
: ((I wasn't expecting it anyways
: ((It was more of a reference to how funny the jar smacks were
Vaati: ((litleo is pure normal
Emb: ((oh yeah
Emb: ((well damn
: ((No
: ((Type: Normal, Fire
: ((It's not pure normal.
Vaati: ((really? huh
Emb: ((yay
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Vaati: ((i thought it gained fire upon becoming pyroar
: ((You can even google it
Fanta: ((So im stuck with shitty golbat
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: It's Lux again, she's seemingly updating the poster for grammar errors and stuff.
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].
Frisk: * She walks into the bar.
Emb: wakes up. "Huh? ...Oh, hi again.:
Emb: - I can never type correctly ever again -
Frisk: "Oh, hello;"
Frisk: !*"
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Frisk: !"*
: "Hello!"
Frisk: ((Ayyy
Frisk: ((DD is here
Frisk: ((So we either
Emb: ((dat timing tho
: ((Ayy, just in time, unless you're only checking in))
Frisk: ((Wait for Chime
Frisk: ((Or we skip Chime
Emb: ((inb4 chime's timing
DamnDude: (( Sorry ))
DamnDude: (( I was out a half hour later than expected ))
Emb: ((it's alright
Frisk: ((It's fine!
: ((It's cool, now we just need Chime))
: Her hat twitches a bit, as she writes on the poster.
Frisk: * She inspects the poster.
Emb: remains seated, not wanting to get in the way.
Frisk: * She isn't getting in the way.
Frisk: * Like.
DamnDude: (( So I got Battery Drainer Go while I was out ))
Frisk: * Looking from the side.
Emb: doesn't want to get in the way
: Not too many differences, but it's listed.
: 'All new trainers are being supplied with an Eevee to begin their journey'
Frisk: "Oh, that's cool."
Frisk: "First starter I got was literally a Swampert, so that's going to be interesting."
: "Hm, interesting!" She's always seemingly bright and cheery.
: "I should probably inform Professor Almond about you all..."
Frisk: "Right."
: "I can do that later, however."
Frisk: "Ah."
Frisk: ((Lux: In Cockblocker Island, there's a bunch of furry racists!))
Emb: ((poison-type pokemon have, on average, the worse stats possible
: ((The gijinkas are all an excuse for me to use all the nice suits and dresses they draw them in))
Emb: ((as well as bug
Frisk: ((Yeah
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Frisk: ((Also poison-types are good
Frisk: ((If you use them correctly
Vaati: Hm.
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Emb: ((i know, just saying facts bc i'm bored browsing
Fanta: ((Ey
: "1 2 3 4~"
Frisk: ((Slarv: Les fack
: "2 2 3 4~"
Frisk: ((AD: oh bby yes
Vaati: Hm?
Fanta: left while hywel was sleeping, and is drinking at a bar
Frisk: "Mm?"
: "3 2 3 4, 4 2 3 4~" She's just singing a song to herself while she updates the poster.
Hywel: -He goes looking for her.-
Vaati: Are you practicing a song?
: "Hm, not quite! I've got the song stuck in my head."
Fanta: knows better than to go to the first place he'd look
Vaati: honestly looks like a nearly 10' tall alien in heels.
Frisk: "Oh, okay!"
: "My friend Kick recently released a new song, and it's rather catchy."
Vaati: Ah.
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQFebRcznA
Frisk: ((I feel like Hywel's only purpose in RP rn is "Comfort Fanta, love Fanta, fuck Fanta"))
Vaati: I know of songs that happen to do such.
Frisk: ((Fanta: oh yes
Hywel: -He actually checks the history on the anydoor.-
Frisk: "A lot of songs are catchy.'
Fanta: is in a pub in TK-421
Vaati: adjusts his glove.
: "I've put out a few songs myself, but i'm nothing big."
: "My career is over, hehe!"
Hywel: -After noticing no change, he looks around the timeline.-
Frisk: "Ah."
Vaati: I find your voice appealing.
: Now, what she just did could be called a giggle, but it wasn't politically correct for a girl to giggle since 2001 books, so she laughs.
Fanta: isn't hard to find, if he checks in the pubs and whatnor
Fanta: *whatnot
Hywel: -he does, and eventually finds her.-
: "Thank you."
Vaati: Of course.
Fanta: is drinking at the bar, in a hoodie and sweatpants
Vaati: gives a bow of the head.
Frisk: "So if we go today, I'm not putting on my dress until we do the first show, mostly because I don't want it to get wet or anything."
Hywel: -He walks over to them, and sits next to them.-
Vaati: My outfit has water repelling magic.
Fanta: "Oh.. h-hey.."
: "Good idea!" She nods, she's the type of person who will commend someone for literally anything.
Emb: - fuck I forgot we needed fancy clothing -
Frisk: "That's cool."
Emb: - wake me up inside -
Emb: - does that affect anything? -
Hywel: "Drinking?"
: I'm sure theres a base who's got a thing for casual wear.
Vaati: ((if you look fab you are fab
Fanta: "Yeah.. I wanted a drink."
Emb: - alright then -
Hywel: "How many have you had?"
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Vaati: ((vaati is going for things he likes. which is to look barely human.
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Fanta: "I dunno.. I wasn't keeping count..."
Frisk: (( http://m.imgur.com/a/kzzGz
Emb: ((lol i saw that, it's amazing
Hywel: -He pays the tab, after ordering another of whatever she's drinking for her.-
Hywel: -He checks how much she ordered, as well.-
Fanta: has had 7
Fanta: "Thanks.."
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Hywel: "But this is it, alright?"
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Fanta: "...alright.."
Hywel: "You're gonna be happier tonight, I guess, so..."
Fanta: sips it
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Fanta: "I wouldn't say happy.."
Hywel: "...That's true."
Hywel: "You're be less... Thinking."
Hywel: "You'll
Fanta: "That's the idea.."
Hywel: -He hugs her.-
Fanta: hugs back
Frisk: ((Fanta: I secretly abuse Hywel emotionally and force him to love me
Frisk: ((Hywel: what
Hywel: "...Sorry..."
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Fanta: "..."
Fanta: finishes her drink
: "1 2 3 4 2 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 4 2 3 4~"
Fanta: "Let's go.."
Hywel: "Yeah..."
Hywel: -He holds her hand, as he gets up.-
Vaati: hums along.
Fanta: she's silent, with her head down on the way back
Frisk: ".. Now I have it stuck in my head."
Hywel: -He leads her home.-
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Frisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/RXKH5hT.gifv
Fanta: ((Hey yaz i fixed it
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Fanta: gets home, she sits down on the couch
Emb: ((rip battle bot
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Hywel: -He lies her down, so she's resting on his lap, and he scratches around the base of her horns.-
Fanta: purrs gently
Hywel: "So, how do you like this house?"
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DamnDude: (( Slar do you want the things now? ))
Fanta: "It's nice.."
Fanta: ((Sure
Hywel: "Goas we don't have to pay rent, either."
: Glas*
: Glad*
Frisk: * goas
Frisk: * glas
: ((Glass))
Frisk: * killing two cau memes with one stone
Vaati: ((mageharl confirm
Frisk: ((hell no
Vaati: ((im kidding
Frisk: ((laharl would accidentally break you
Frisk: ((ik
Fanta: ((ALSO
Frisk: ((laharl will break you physically and emotionally
Frisk: ((WE DID
Barchar: (10)
Fanta: "Yeah.. that's nice too"
: ((He also dropped a glass shard iirc))
Fanta: ((No he didn't
: ((Did he?))
: ((Thought you said he did))
Fanta: ((Lemme paste what all they dropped
Hywel: "I'm sure we'll have a good time here soon. Seems like you like Jeska a lot, good to be with her, right?"
Fanta: ((Trash Can(Helm): +6 DEF, +7 S DEF Emo Hairdo(Hair): +7 DEF, +5 S DEF Ink Stained Shirt(Body): +6 DEF, +5 S DEF, +2 INF Trail Mix Red Emblem Red Emblem Noodle Soup
Fanta: "She's my best friend"
Frisk: ((Fanta: Lesbian sex is nice
Frisk: ((Hywel: [i]oh[/i]
Fanta: "..only friend these days.."
Hywel: "Am I counted as your friend?"
Fanta: ((And a support token
Fanta: "You're my lover, which is even better"
: ((Neat))
Hywel: "Awesome."
Fanta: is smiling some
: I think this is
: The first time
Frisk: ((#SRankINFSPAM
: Anyone has ever had to wait for Chime
Frisk: Ikr
Hywel: "By the way... If it helps you, you can do whatever ou two do when you want, Fanta."
Vaati: ((yeah
: Usually its either me, Flame, or MV.
: Wow.
Hywel: "Because, if it makes you happy, it makes me happy, so."
Fanta: "It's just.. for fun and stuff.."
Frisk: ((maybe we should skip chime even though i'm reluctant to do so
Frisk: ((Nah
Fanta: "I don't.. think I'm in the mood for that now though"
: Nah, I want Chime along cause I can't just have Corsiva 'show up'
Frisk: ((Right
Frisk: ((That's true
Vaati: ((i could message chime
Frisk: ((yeah
: Nah, we have plenty of time.
Vaati: ((alright
Hywel: "Makes sense, just telling you it's okay whenever."
: ((A CD))
Hywel: "If I'm not here, and can't ask me."
: ((IN MY HAND))
Fanta: ((Oh and they also dropped 250
Vaati: ((h o w
: ((Laharl))
Frisk: ((WHAT
Frisk: ((LAHARL
Frisk: ((WHAT
: ((What the fuck))
Frisk: ((THE
Frisk: ((FUCK
Frisk: ((WHAT
Frisk: ((HOW
Frisk: ((EVEN
Frisk: ((WHY
Frisk: ((LAHARL
Frisk: ((WHY
Emb: ((back---LAHARL WHY
Fanta: "Alright.."
Fanta: nuzzles into his lap
DamnDude: (( I'm going to take a very quick shower ))
Fanta: ((So because I accidentally drew a character adorable, I have to rework their entire story
Emb: ((well
Hywel: "Is that spot nice?"
: ((Back, cleaned my hand))
Fanta: ((They got aged from 30 to 14, and a whooole buncha other stuff
: ((and pulled the FUCKING SHRAPNEL OUT OF IT))
: ((Okay laharl()
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Emb: ((jesus fuck how did that happen
: ((Can you explain how this happened?))
Fanta: "It is nice.."
Emb: ((but
Emb: ((how
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Frisk: ((LAHARL
Fanta: ((Laharl's mixtape is so fire it blew up
: ((A fucking Owl City CD just tried to kill me))
: ((HOW))
Frisk: ((YOU
Emb: ((did it just fucking
Emb: ((combust
Frisk: ((FUCKING
: ((We're you like, bending it or someshit?))
Frisk: ((BREAK
: ((NO, I WASN'T))
Emb: ((why the fuck
Emb: ((did it just fucking explode
: ((What))
: ((How))
Emb: ((but
Emb: ((i think physics broke around you for a second
: ((It has to be under force))
: ((Not just fucking sitting there))
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Emb: ((not really
Fanta: ((Ey bio
: ((NO))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots on in, blushing.-[/color][/font]
: ((ey
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Emb: is in the corner, looking thoughtful.
Emb: ((hello
Emb: ((a cd exploded in laharl's hand
Hywel: "Well, I'm going to be your caretaker forever, until you want me to stop."
Hywel: "So, tell me if you need anything at all."
: Lux is quietly adjusting some stuff on her schedule.
Fanta: "Heh.. alright.."
: She's gotta fit in time to introduce new trainers to the region...etc
Vaati: Hello.
: ((brb gonna try to bend spoon s
Fanta: "I'm sorry you have to be my caretaker.."
Frisk: "Hi."
Hywel: "No, don't be."
: ((but what kind of noise did it make laharl
Hywel: "Also I don't believe that."
: ((A LOUD ONE))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh, hi, Emb...[/color][/font]
Hywel: "You totally like me being your caretaker."
Emb: ...Hi.
Fanta: smiles some
: ((like a screech, a boom...?))
Emb: ((explode probably means boom
Emb: ((:/
Hywel: "Aren't I right?"
Fanta: ((Grand dad is back to making high quality rips
Emb: ((yay
: ((laharl said it made a loud noise [i]and then[/i] exploded
Vaati: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg im trash
Fanta: "I wish it didn't happen like this.."
Emb: ((ytur
Emb: ((true* wut
Fanta: ((Mv i remember now
Fanta: ((Don't look in the logs
Vaati: ((huh?
Hywel: "...I never really got to meet her. I'm sorry."
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Emb: ((mfw comp turns off during HaH
Fanta: "It's.. it's fine..."
Fanta: "It's not your fault..."
Hywel: "...I probably wouldn't be so... Able to make you happy though..."
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Fanta: kisses his hand
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Emb... I, um, made a drawing for you...[/color][/font]
Emb: Alright. What is it?
Hywel: -He smiles.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -holds it up. It's the two of them holding hands and smiling. Sunny is blushing a LOT.-[/color][/font]
: ((Oh good news, HaH is going to be used for pokemon every now and then))
Hywel: -He also scratches more of her spots.-
Emb: Aw, that's sweet.
Emb: ((WOAH
Frisk: ((I fucking knew it
Frisk: ((Also cool
Vaati: ((whats hah
Emb: ((that's awesome
: ((You'll have oppurtunities to play random games of it with NPCs to win shit))
: ((Have a Heart))
Emb: ((too bad i [i]can't fucking use hamachi[/i]
Fanta: ((So it's like tetra master
Vaati: ((is it a website or steam
Frisk: ((no
Emb: ((it's just a download
: ((Wait so))
Vaati: ((so i cant
: ((I can win shit all the time))
Emb: ((rip
Frisk: ((AD no
Fanta: ((Also, you're gonna have fun in the casino
Frisk: ((Also Laharl
: ((jk))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: You and I have known each other for such a long time...[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((Problem with that
Frisk: ((MV
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Emb: Okay.
: ((Don't worry, i've got another thing in place for MV))
: ((I'm set on making sure that it takes skill to win things, and if you can't do HaH, i'll find other challenges for ya))
: ((Like, logic puzzles, pokemon trivia, etc))
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Vaati: ((ooh, trivia, nice
Frisk: ((Pokémon trivia
Frisk: ((Cool
Frisk: ((I can show off my nerdiness
Frisk: ((Also I knew it
: ((I know nothing about Pokemon))
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Frisk: ((Sunny likes Emb
Emb: ((platonically, he claims
: ((Yeah.
Emb: ((but idk
Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((
Emb: ((all of his characters do that
Frisk: ((<"we've known each other for so long"
: ((Yeah, that's not sexual))
Frisk: ((Most of his characters
Frisk: ((Fuck
Frisk: ((Also
: ((AD, you're right.
Frisk: ((It's not sexual
Emb: ((._.
Frisk: ((Who said it was sexual
Emb: ((i just
: ((Yes, it's not sexual))
Vaati: ((its romantic, but remember, these are kids
Frisk: ((I never said it was
: ((So it's platonic))
Frisk: ((Yeah
Emb: ((i kinda don't care for it tbh
Frisk: ((What I mean
Emb: ((i'm beginning to like arcs more than the rp bc i'm doing to emb what i did to jozlyn, and that's not bio's fault
Frisk: ((Is that Sunny likes Emb
Emb: ((yes
Frisk: ((And I called it
Emb: ((yes
: ((tri pls
Emb: ((?
: ((y u do dis
Emb: ((no don't feel bad or anything i just mean
: ((Wait can we talk in PMs
Emb: ((alright
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Vaati: ((im gonna do drawception for a lil bit
DamnDude: (( Alright ))
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DamnDude: (( wb Slar ))
Emb: ((hello slarv
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Fanta: ((Ey
Fanta: ((I forgot to make a sprite for daddy Linederr
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DamnDude: (( Oh my ))
Frisk: "Hm?"
Frisk: ((Fingering a Pokéball
Frisk: ((Nice
: "Oh, don't mind! I'm just writing down general descriptions of you for the league database."
Frisk: "Oh, okay."
Frisk: "Gotcha!"
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Frisk: ((Lux writes down "whore"
Frisk: ((Frisk is like
Frisk: (("No"
Frisk: (("Why me"
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Frisk: ((This bitch
Frisk: ((Fingered a Pokéball
DamnDude: (( Wait what ))
Frisk: ((
: ((Jesus, it's a word.))
: ((Leave it to Frisky to go into middle school humor on a dime.))
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Frisk: ((Yeah, I know
Frisk: ((Finger
Frisk: ((Means
Frisk: ((To lightly tap something
Frisk: ((I didn't even laugh at that
Frisk: ((Why did I even say that.
Frisk: ((Oh well.
Emb: ((rip
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Frisk: (( When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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: She's still humming that fucking song.
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Vaati: ...What do you mean, descriptions?
: ((Lux's name, aside from the obvious Luxray joke, is a callout to the books of the Lux series, where Lux is an AI globally given to everyone, that makes decisions for them))
Vaati: ((nice
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: "...Well, what you look like, it's needed, so we know who you are incase you're needed or you go missing."
Vaati: Ah.
Frisk: (( There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
: "We pride ourselves on the lowest crime rate, and if a crime is committed, we need to be able to find you."
Vaati: chuckles, crossing his legs.
Frisk: "Ah."
: Vaati you lucky bastard I can't cross my legs in public without looking like an asshole
Vaati: I assure you, I will commit no crime, at least with the intent of doing do.
: "It's more on the case of if someone commits a crime to you."
: "A missing persons case, etc."
Vaati: looks like a space asshole
Vaati: Oh.
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Vaati: Well, I assume I would not be difficult to locate.
: I should throw the entire gang off a cliff.
: Only ONE of you will be harmed, assuming someone doesn't catch her.
Vaati: gestures to al l l of his long, barely humanoid body.
: Like, Vaati can fly, Corsiva floats, i'm pretty sure Emb can fucking mary poppins that shit.
Vaati: ((vaati will use magic to catch her safely
: Roshi is...Roshi, and probably wouldn't be hurt too badly.
Frisk: * Frisk has literally everything
Frisk: * She won't get hurt
Vaati: ((vaati will still catch her
Master Roshi: (( Who needs safe landings when you're a senile old man ))
Frisk: ((Vaati: I only caught you because you complimented my skills.))
Vaati: ((he's indebted to hellaton, and by extension, his family
: We all know Roshi is fucking indestructable.
Frisk: ((True
Frisk: * You could throw a nuke at Master Roshi's face
: He could fall off Mt. Everest and land on his feet, and then make a joke about how most girls throw him off a lot faster.
Frisk: * He would survive
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Vaati: ((so, to let his rescuer's stepdaughter fuckin die is a big no
Jeska or Jekon: (oi
DamnDude: (( Hola ))
Vaati: ((yo
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Jeska or Jekon: (who died?
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Vaati: ((nobody
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Vaati: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/188d53d06b.jpeg i will not sop plugging my art someone shatter my wrist
Frisk: ((I'm looking at Master Roshi's lines
: I just realized.
Frisk: ((In DBZ Abridged
Emb: ((yay i've given the AI hell
: We're putting Roshi on the same damn boat.
Emb: ((in HaH
: As Corsiva
Frisk: ((I can't even
Emb: ((ohhhh
Emb: ((shocker breaker, circle of death, and super laser attack
: http://leaf-submas.tumblr.com/post/147189440587/neo-and-m-cannon
Vaati: ((vaati will destroy or distract roshi
Emb: ((holy
Vaati: ((leaf draws the only good mettaton without thick thighs
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Fanta: ((Yaz I fixed the logout thing
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Jeska or Jekon: ((I saw
Frisk: ((Everybody gets on Master Roshi's submarine
Jeska or Jekon: ((well atually I just logged out
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Fanta: ((I've been looking for the problem with this sprite for a while
Fanta: ((And I just now realized
Fanta: ((His arm is coming out of his fucking head
Fanta: ((That's the goddamn problem
Jeska or Jekon: ((sounds like when cartoons draw ears on the characters neck
Frisk: ((WOWIE
Frisk: (( A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here."
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Frisk: (( A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?” The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. “Yes. Yes he did.” The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?” Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, “You.”
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Vaati: ((pfft
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Frisk: ((Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."
Frisk: (( A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
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Vaati: ((pfft
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Emb: ((lol to all of those
Fanta: ((JOAJE
Fanta: ((Imma download shit now, be back at 8
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Emb: ((alright
Frisk: (( Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?" "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, um, she got fired, too."
Vaati: ((lol
Frisk: (( A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
Vaati: ((pfft
Frisk: (( A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"
Vaati: ((lol
Frisk: (("Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man. "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."