Hywel: "Mybe."
Fanta: "Or maybe you just need to go harder"
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Hywel: "Or maybe you need to go harder."
Hywel: "When you're the one doing it."
Fanta: "When I get over this we're gonna have lots of fun"
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Fanta: ((Bio
Fanta: ((Arcreactor
: ((thanks
Fanta: looks blankly, she's thinking
Fanta: "..."
Hywel: "...Hmm?"
Fanta: [sub]"Oh my fuck we are fucking idiots"[/sub]
Fanta: "Both of us, collectively"
Hywel: "Why?"
Fanta: "The machine"
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "Were so dumb."
Fanta: "Why didn't I think of this"
Hywel: "Go do itttt."
Fanta: gets out of bed
Fanta: goes outside
Fanta: comes back with two cups of flu cure
Fanta: hands one to hywel
Fanta: it's up to you whether it works or not
Hywel: -He takes one.-
Hywel: -Ye.-
Fanta: drinks hers, then gasps
Fanta: "Holy fuck I can breathe again"
Hywel: -He does too.-
Fanta: wipes her nose, then looks fine
Fanta: "We're so stupid."
: Chime [Chime] is now mystery silver [??].
Hywel: "Yep."
Hywel: "Now we can do stuff yay."
Fanta: "I want food"
Fanta: gets up
Hywel: "Well go get it."
Fanta: "Come, I want to show off your horns"
??: -Someone's in the bar.-
Hywel: -He follows.-
Fanta: goes and sits at the bar, ordering burg
??: -you know what lmao i'm gonna switch to the actual charater lmao-
: mystery silver [??] is now Goner Kid [GK].
Fanta: looks to the newcomer
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GK: is just sitting there, staring out the window.
Fanta: "Hello there.."
Hywel: "...Hwllo."
GK: "..."
Fanta: "..."
GK: "Do you ever wonder what would happen... if life went on without you?"
Fanta: "That's a depressing way to start a conversation."
GK: "Perhaps it is."
Hywel: "Yeah. It's is."
Fanta: it's is
GK: is still staring out that window.
Hywel: "..."
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: eats her burg while looking at GK
GK: -They're not one for conversation.-
Mk: wow what a loser
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Mk: you know what fuck it
GK: -u wot m8-
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Monster Kid [Mk].
GK: -meet me in the pit-
Mk: this robotic fuccboi kicks the door open. "YO!"
Hywel: "...Hello?"
Hywel: "Never seen you before."
GK: jumps a little... but then goes back to staring out the window.
Fanta: "Hello.."
Mk: slides over to Hywel. "How's it goin'? Names Kid."
Hywel: "Hywel, nice to meet you."
Mk: looks at Fanta. "And hey, if it isn't...uh..."
Mk: "One of the Asriels!"
Fanta: "Fanta"
Mk: "Right. Man, there's a lot of you." Their arm goes up towards their eyes instinctively, before going back to their side awkwardly. "Uh...man...not a lot of y'all in here."
Mk: notices Goner Kid. "...Uhhh..."
GK: turns to stare at Monster Kid, their hollow eyes unblinking.
Hywel: "...Am I the only one getting a creepy vibe?"
Fanta: "Nope."
Mk: "...You, uh...you alright, dawg?"
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Mk: "Maybe need to...get a tan or something?"
GK: "The world turns on and on... and yet I can do nothing but watch."
Mk: "...Heh-heh, if I had a nickel for every time I said that!" They gave GK finger guns. They then slid on over to Fanta. "Dude, the fresh heck is up with this kid?"
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Hywel: "...I think he is a bit cynical."
Fanta: "I dunno"
Fanta: "Just... showed up here"
Mk: "Dawg, I've seen cynical, this is not what cynical is like. Th-I've gone through a cynical phase, but not so...depressive."
Hywel: "...Odd. Maybe we should try and cheer him up."
GK: -All around them are familiar faces-
GK: -worn out places-
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Mk: "Ooh, yeah, dawwg! Let's throw them, like, a rad party or somethin'!"
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GK: ... A party? For me?
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GK: Please, just forget about me...
Mk: "Uh, no. I don't think I'm gonna do that."
Hywel: "Why? We'd love to throw you a party."
Hywel: -He walks over, to GK.-
Mk: "I mean, you're just chillin' there, dawg. Y'all can't just do that and not get noticed."
GK: ...
GK: starts to realize something. Even though they can do nothing... by god, they're lonely.
Hywel: "You want something to eat or drink?"
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GK: Maybe just a water.
Hywel: "Nothing special?"
Fanta: gk is girl i believe
Mk: "GOT IT!" they ran off, smiling super wide
Hywel: "I'll get you whatever you want."
Fanta: is with Hywel
GK: is agender.
Mk: (oh yeah, 'cause they're supposed to be Suzy maybe)
GK: ((... are they?
Mk: (I mean, it's a theory anyway)
: ((Yeah, MK talks about a 'sister'))
: ((GK is pretty much fucking confirmed to be MK's sister))
: ((Or 'Suzy' or whatever))
Fanta: ((It's Suzy
: ((One of those))
GK: ((okay then gk is grill now
Mk: (has toby actually confirmed it or something?)
GK: ((no
Fanta: ((No
Fanta: ((But toby hasn't confirmed much of anything
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: ((sans is ness))
GK: ((that's why the console for earthbound was called the snes
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Mk: comes back, handing them the water, their limbs moving in a way that, to most, might seem...odd. Like whoever's using them isn't really used to it.
Hywel: "...You alright, kid?"
Mk: "What?
GK: doesn't seem to have limbs.
Hywel: "Your arms are... Moving a bit oddly."
GK: might be able to find good use for a straw.
Mk: "Ahhh, I've been all-up deactivated for a while. Just gotta get used to it!"
Hywel: "Okay then."
Hywel: -He gives GK a straw, and helps hold the water.-
Mk: looks surprised for a second, before going back to their previous expression
GK: sips the water.
GK: "Thank you...."
Hywel: "No problem, kid."
Hywel: "What's your name?"
Mk: (question: have you aactually figured out what it is yet and do you care)
GK: ((i have
GK: ....
GK: I... I don't know.
Hywel: "Have you ever wanted a name?"
GK: I had a name once... a name would be nice now.
Hywel: "Well, what you want to be called?"
GK: I don't know.
GK: ((hywel: okay i'll name you scoobert doobert
Hywel: "Well, gotta think of something."
Mk: (quick give me an wful 90's girls name)
GK: ((ashley
Mk: (Perfect)
Mk: "Yo, what about Ashley?"
GK: ... I suppose that could work.
Hywel: "Thags a nice name."
: Goner Kid [GK] is now Goner Kid AKA Ashley [GK].
Mk: gives two thumbs-ups, smiling wide
Hywel: "So, where're you from?@
GK: ...
GK: Around...
Hywel: "Well, that doesn't really answer my question, but that's Alrigr."
: Alright*
GK: nods, sipping the water.
Hywel: -He keeps it to where she can drink from it, until she's done.-
Mk: "I mean, to be fair, dawg, what do you expect her to do?"
Mk: "All-up rattle off her dang dimensional code?"
Barchar: is looking at MK, seeming mildly amused
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
Hywel: "I dunno, just a normal question you ask, I guess."
Barchar: "Okay, 'Kid', question?"
Mk: "What's the haps, little lady?"
Barchar: "As amusing it it is to watch you be as blatant as possible, without anybody finding out mostly because they don't know who you are, how long do you really intend to keep this up?"
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Mk: "Wh-what? what are you talking about?"
Barchar: "Come on. You know full well who I am, and that I know full well who you are. Why are you bothering with this?"
GK: finishes her water.
Mk: "...Look, Barchar, right? You probably know what the rest of us are like. And I could be kinda...man, kinda unrad before, you know?"
Mk: "I just don't want no-one freakin' out."
Barchar: "Well, you might as well just quit it, friend. I know, and I'll probably just tell everybody at some point."
Mk: "Ahh, fine." They materialized their glasses, putting them on. "Missed these, anyway."
GK: decides to walk around the bar for a bit.
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GK: takes a walk outside the bar now. She slowly walks around the bar.
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DamnDude: (( Well, I was about to say hi ))
GK: ((me too
Fk: (Yeah this has suddenly stopped)
DamnDude: (( I'm switching between three chats, a youtube video, and a stream ))
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GK: ((plus everyone else is doing pokemon
Fanta: is eating a burg
Fanta: very... very slowly
GK: is exercising her voidy bod. Gotta get ready for void summer. (/s)
Fk: looks at Fanta. "Uh...yo, though. You even remember me?"
Fanta: "I remember seeing ya around a few times"
Fk: "Yeah..."
Fk: "Oh, hey, you were there when I was in the goat kid that one time!"
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Fanta: "In the goat kid..?"
Fk: "And then this little weirdo tried to knock me out. That was weird."
Fk: is wearing fresh's glasses now.
Barchar: waves as FK points at her
Fanta: "Oh, ok"
Fanta: ((My latest sprite request is this http://imgur.com/HtcUl8v
Fanta: (("Idk some gay jacket lol"
GK: ((he's beautiful
: ((Do a roulette wheel of my 120 dozen characters and try to sprite one))
: ((/s))
: ((Don't))
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GK: ((is
GK: ((is someone lighting off fireworks
DamnDude: (( I mean, someone already started fireworks on the thirtieth, why not a day later? ))
GK: ((maybe it's left over
DamnDude: (( Probably ))
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GK: ((but if it starts sounding like a warzone again i'm going to have to cuddle the dog
DamnDude: (( I know how you feel in that aspect ))
DamnDude: (( Except with a puppy and a very large dog ))
GK: ((both of my dogs are dauchsands
GK: ((but the younger dog is very wiggly
DamnDude: (( I have 2 labs ))
: ((I have a Boxer))
: ((Fucker likes to use my desk as the Rain/firework hiding spot0
GK: ((that's what hunter does, only it's the computer desk in the living room
: ((Yeah, my computer desk is boxer-sized))
: ((She's warming my feet rk cause fireworks outside))
GK: ((dauchunds can get into a lot of trouble if you're not careful
GK: ((hunter peed everywhere last night
GK: ((every time a big firework went off
GK: ((he peed
DamnDude: (( Oh god ))
GK: ((yeah
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: ((Thats when you just put them in a cornr and hope they concentrate the pee in one area))
GK: ((you say that
: ((And then never go in that cornr again))
GK: ((but hunter is incredibly fast and can hide behind furniture
: ((Cause the smell will suck))
Fanta: when u take 1 hour eating a burg bcuz bae sed to 2 eat it slow
GK: has worn a perfect circle in the snow. Somebody stop this child.
: Sicily just, stares at Ashley from the window.
Fanta: walks outside
Fanta: "Hey.. come inside, it's warmer"
GK: Alright.
GK: shuffles inside.
Fanta: heads inside with her
: "...I can sell her like, some hot food or something."
: "Alcohol, too."
Fanta: "I mean.. if she wants it"
GK: ((was looking at makeup when suddenly
GK: ((BWAM BWAM http://prntscr.com/bpbt9o
GK: ... I guess.
: Sicily slides forward a hot cooked netherworld pie, and a tall bottle of liquor.
: Because Ashley didn't specify.
GK: stares at the pie, and just kind of. Slam dunks her face into it, eating like a dog.
: "First ones on me."
: "..."
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Fanta: "..."
Hywel: -He fell asleep and wakes up now.-
GK: -No arms, remember?-
Fanta: "Um.. that's... alright"
Hywel: "What happened?
: ((The mother fuckers next door))
: ((Lit fireworks on the fifth))
GK: ((guuuys this eyeshadow palette is chocolate scented https://www.toofaced.com/p/eye-shadow-palettes/chocolate-bar-eye-shadow-collection/
Fanta: "She went outside and just walked around in the snow for a while.."
GK: ((like, there's honest-to-god cocoa in the eyeshadow
Hywel: "...Why?"
Fanta: "I dunno.. why were you?"
DamnDude: (( Also, I have an interesting idea I might be trying out for the future. ))
Hywel: "...Probably shouldn't, it's really cold out there."
GK: ... Because I could.
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/Z7ctSP0.jpg
Fanta: "..."
Hywel: "You don't want to get frostbite N."
: Fristbitten*
: Fuck
: You get he point
: The*
GK: ((friskbitten
GK: I guess not...
DamnDude: (( When I can't sleep and I'm stuck without internet for multiple days, I get really weird [url=http://prntscr.com/bpbu5p] ideas[/url] ))
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/nlUO4KY this sub is amazing
DamnDude: (( Note: I may or may not be reusing old code from my class game for something ))
Fanta: ((https://imgur.com/gallery/4jFqWv7
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/0zboi9E
DamnDude: (( OK, I genuinely enjoyed the first one, but what the hell slar. ))
Fanta: ((https://imgur.com/zTjzmcA
GK: ((whyyyyy
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Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/tPZuqwa
DamnDude: (( I will fucking end you Slar ))
Fanta: ((https://40.media.tumblr.com/183bf40afd5fb2aa647b51236767550a/tumblr_nteas8oJT31typl03o1_1280.jpg
Fanta: ((And the counterpart http://i.imgur.com/7TOardi.jpg
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Fanta: leans on gote waifu, still slowly... slowly eating her burger
Fanta: over 1.5 hours she's eaten almost all of it
Hywel: "...Why are you taking so long to eat that."
Fanta: "You said to eat slower"
GK: waddles over to the couch.
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Hywel: "...I meant how much..."
Hywel: "Just eat so you don't choke to death."
Fanta: "..oh"
Fanta: eats the last bit in one bite
Fanta: "That makes more sense"
GK: is now laying on the couch.
Hywel: "Yeah."
Fanta: leans on soon to be sexgote
Fanta: "Ok, I am fed"
Fanta: "You wanna stay out here a bit longer or go ahead back?~"
Hywel: "...We can head back."
Fanta: "You can go ahead back, I'm gonna get a potion to try out on ya"
GK: is somehow doing a headstand.
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Fanta: heads over to the thing and gets a potion
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Hywel: -He heads back.-
Fanta: heads back with him
Fanta: you know where to go
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GK: -Aaaaallll byyyyyy myself-
: ((Out on the cuuurb again))
GK: falls over.
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GK: ((i imagine ashley's always got a look on her face like 0_0
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: Sicily quietly contineus trying to sell her wares.
GK: begins to roll on the floor.
: Sicily just, watches this.
: "Having trouble sleeping?"
GK: "I haven't slept in at least a million years." Hey, she's starting to sound like a normal kid. Sort of.
: "I can knock you out, if you want."
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: ((wowie
GK: "No thank you."
: "I hear alcohol is good for knocking people out."
: "You've still got a full bottle."
GK: "But I'm a child."
: She shakes the netherworld liquor Ashley didn't touch.
: "Pfft, old enough to not exist, old enough to drink."
GK: shakes her head. "No thank you."
GK: ((tonight on cau: a void child says no to alcohol
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Hellaton: ((hi
GK: ((hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((well that was certainly a session))
: ((who is #12
: ((that it was
Hellaton: ((chime
: ((ah i thought so
Hellaton: ((yep
: ((four fucking hours
: ((how was that))
Hellaton: ((wonderful. also, i cant believe nico flirted with sterling
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was good. i enjoyed it.))
: ((me too))
: ((also i'm glad you both like the arc
Hellaton: ((sterling has no idea how sexy they are
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].
: ((sterling has no idea and it's hilarious))
Vaati: ((exactly
: ((anyways chapter 3 won't nearly be as long as chapter 2))
Fk: (yeah the arc is fun)
: ((chapter 2 was story-based shit))
: Vaati [Vaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Fk: (and Sage and Relic can actually be a team again, so that's good)
: ((chapter 3 you get to choose a sidequest to do))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't believe we freakin beat up america))
Hellaton: enters the bar.
Hellaton: ((good
: ((Prinny was fun))
: ((i can't believe you killed america
Hellaton: ((the usa sucks
: ((it does
Hellaton: ((its okey, im american
: ((Okay, Prinny Dance saved our asses q_q))
Hellaton: ((it did
: ((If Prinny wasn't there it would of took longer to beat Vantkrai))
GK: is in the bar, staring into space. You can almost hear [i]"All around me are familiar faces..."[/i]
: ((How long until people just throw Preinny at the enemy))
CryingEevee OOC: ((preinny))
Fk: (yeah but we could at least have killed him maybe)
Hellaton: ...
: ((You couldn't have killed him
: ((He degrades to goo either way
Hellaton: steers clear of Ashley and sits at the bar.
GK: waddles over to the couch.
Hellaton: keeps an eye on her. Just one, though.
: ((The Prinny explosion was hilarious though))
GK: ((hellaton: *takes out his eye and sets it on Ashley's head*
Hellaton: ((pfft
Hellaton: ((metta woukd do that tbh
Hellaton: ...
: ((Did I get you))
Hellaton: will not initiate social interaction.
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, pmd is tuesdays and... what other day?))
: ((Killed off Prinny-Dance Spam and then bring it back seconds before shit goes down))
GK: will not initiate any conversation.
Hellaton: fuckin rip
: ((When Vantkrai exploded in a nutshell: http://i.imgur.com/gN3vAnY.gifv
GK: -staring contest gooooo-
Hellaton: realizes she's making eye contact and immediately covers the other two eyes in hair.
GK: "..."
GK: flops over.
DamnDude: (( Oh my god, they're speedrunning LBP tomorrow for SGDQ ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((lbp 1?))
: ((Tuesdays and Thursdays))
DamnDude: (( Yes ))
Hellaton: scoots back.
: ((Sometimes Friday))
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, thanks frisky))
: ((yw
Fk: (SDGQ has started?)
DamnDude: (( It even says no overlord, even though I'm pretty sure that was a LBP2 glitch ))
GK: ((i never finished lbp1
DamnDude: (( Yeah, it started the third ))
: ((Flame, are you here on Thursdays
Fk: (should be most of the time)
: ((That's when Chapter 3 happens))
Fk: (*thumbs up*)
Fk: (and dammit, i want to watch SGDQ more often, but I don't know when it starts)
Fk: (I've never gotten a chance to see any of it live)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i remember HOW HARD it was to unlock the mr. yellowhead skin in lbp))
GK: (( i managed to get all of the bosses aced in lbp2
Hellaton: .....
CryingEevee OOC: ((in lbp 2 it wasn't too hard i think))
GK: ((except for the last one
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i think after i got lbp2 i lost my lbp1 and now all i have is lbp3))
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DamnDude: (( I either 100% or got damn close to 100% - community things in LBP 2 ))
DamnDude: (( Because achievements that require community luck are BS ))
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GK: ((they are
GK: goes up to the bar. "May I have another water, sir?"
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DamnDude: (( LBP2 is my favorite for now, because there are non-bug issues I have with LBP3, and then I have bug related issues with LBP 3 ))
Hellaton: is watching. This child looks like a possessed kid in a horror movie.
DamnDude: (( I know they fixed a lot of the bug issues I have, but the game just acts weird at times that I can't even fix with exploits from LBP2 ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((freakin, lbp3 irrc the online was just so broken you couldn't play with like anyone online))
: Sicily wants to sell her stuff.
: BUY MY SHIT -Sicily
DamnDude: (( I know that's an issue as well ))
Hellaton: ((sicharie
GK: ((sicily and zacharie have a merchant-off
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't really have much against lbp3 aside from that. and the story mode was kinda... not fun, imo. and the extra characters were too specific to things they wanted in story mode. but i like most of the tools they added))
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: ((merchant-[i]off[/i]
Hellaton: ((heh
Fanta: ((BREAD
Hellaton: ....
Fanta: ((ok hes not here shit
Fanta: sex limbo
CryingEevee OOC: ((like being able to put things on sackbots and then set them as a character))
GK: -Rip-
CryingEevee OOC: ((and making custom powerups))
Hellaton: ((how low can you go
Fanta: ((So I just figured out where Shoe's game fits into the timeline
: Fanta [Fanta] is now ?? [].
: ?? [] is now ??? [].
: ((Gotta have 3
??: -Yeah, I copyrighted two question marks.-
: ((What if))
CryingEevee OOC: ((the lots more layers was kinda wierd i guess, but still cool))
DamnDude: (( Y'know I like the features, but the way they described them seem like a lot more cool than what they actually were ))
: ((Hellaton learns about Shoe and what he's done + Realizes this shoe from the arc is probably gonna do shit like that to + spreads it around))
: ((And then literally everyone but Miyu refuses to do anything involved wityh Shoe))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i wasn't following lbp3 much before it came out because i was dreading the fact that MM wasn't making it))
DamnDude: (( The lots of layers actually breaks more things than it adds, like layer switching is super weird at times now ))
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: ((See my plan was
Hellaton: ((he would if he found out but he has forgotten shoe
: ((People would think Shoe was reset, which he was, and that he became evil due to what happened
Hellaton: ((shoe harassed him before
Hellaton: ((yeah
Hellaton: ((that too
: ((And try to prevent it
Hellaton: .....
: ((10/10))
: ((Hehehe
: ((Only I know why shoe's our favorite kitty fuck
Hellaton: 's hair falls back into its usual position.
Hellaton: ......
GK: realizes she's probably not gonna get that water and sighs.
: ((I mean its possible you and I both know Miyu's done some shit with that mouth))
: (9Mean child))
Hellaton: ...
: ((Plot Twist: Shoe is Zeus)l
: ))*
: ((And nobody's gonna find out because it's part of the extended universe which I'll make if people like the game
DamnDude: (( Like, the custom power ups seem like glorified creationators to be honest, with some minor exceptions ))
: ((Plot Twist: Shoe was just a normal guy))
: 83: Reaper
GK: ((plot twist: shoe just wanted to wear nice shoes
: ((Plot Twist: Shoe was Thanatos))
: Status: Missing in Action
: ((Shoe steals big foots shoe's))
: ((And kills AD))
: ((Plot Twist: Shoe is the grim reaper))
: 26: Trademaster
Thanatos: ((wai what
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's way better than creatinatiors personally. but i still think the best think is stuff like the broadcast microchips and the setting sackbots as characters things i mentioned before))
: ((Plot Twist: Luz is the Trademaster
: ((See i'm gonna be kinda dissapointed af when the arc is over cause I like playing Miyu))
: ((I can see why, Laharl))
Hellaton: writes a request. "1 glass of water, please." He sliides it to Grillby, along with the required money for it.
: Status: Currently in interdimensional transit
: ((You can, if you get a certain ending
Grillby: -He looks down at the order. "Sorry, I don't touch the stuff."-
: ((By the way, is there anything I can do to improve PMD))
: ((Which one, Good, Bad, or the middle))
DamnDude: (( Custom characters are cool, just if they were added to LBP2 instead of LBP3, I would use them more ))
Hellaton: ....
: ((I will drag us into the fucking bad ending))
Hellaton: R-rright...
Hellaton: Sorrrry...
CryingEevee OOC: ((can't think of anything in particulat frisky))
: ((The bad ending is a straight up off ripoff I've decided, since I don't wanna go with the actual bad ending
: ((Side with a cat to defeat the avatar
GK: -you know there's still a magical vending machine-
: ((Isn't that dandy))
: ((Oh so you beat up Miyu))
Hellaton: goes to the vending machine and gets her a water
: ((Yeah
: ((Neutral or Good then))
: ((She could live through those, possibly
GK: "Thank you mister. Can you get me a straw?"
: ((Good ending for life))
Hellaton: nods, getting her a straw.
: ((Miyu: I will drag you into the good ending
: ((Plot will happen soon, I swear
Hellaton: .....
: ((You're like, inches away from it
GK: starts to sip her water.
Hellaton: ((how many inches
: ((I'm assuming it will happen Saturday or Friday))
: ((Friday
: ((Can't believe i'm the mc of an arc where people turn into glass when they die))
: ((Ah))
: ((i fucking hate you so much for that))
Hellaton: gives a tiny smile.
: ((Right after Chapter 3 of PMD
Hellaton: N-nnno... nnno proboblem...
GK: "This is good, thank you."
Hellaton: Y-yyou're welcocome...
: ((Well, i'm kinda hoping))
: ((We can save it for when Jager or Bio join up))
: ((So we can catch them up))
: ((Or tri
GK: is a creepy child, but at least she isn't a thirsty creepy child.
Hellaton: [Achievement Unlocked: Get Hellaton to speak when he's clearly freaked out.]
Hellaton: ......
: ((Also Slar))
: ((For some reason I think when PMD ends Relic is going to fucking live on))
: ((Yus
: ((That german bastard can get out of anything
: ((Hand out them support tokens like candy mang I need to write more convos))
CryingEevee OOC: ((all i can freakin think of whenever i see the name ashley is "who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?"))
: ((Shiet she's german think she can't get out of a camp))
: ((YES))
Fk: (I'm liking Relic and Sage, I don't want to just not beable to use them at the end of it)
: ((Lol))
: ((A-sh-ley!))
: ((You're gonna find a merchant soon who has 20 of the fuckers
Hellaton: S-ssorry... uh... ababout... n-nnot sayaying... annnnnnything for a whwhile..
: ((Good think i've made sure we don't fucking waste our money on sandwiches))
: ((Relic can get out of a concentration camp she's not a jew))
GK: It's okay.
: ((Like, you ever have a moment))
: ((They're still expensive as hell, don't worry baby
: ((Where you can only watch))
: ((As everything falls apart))
: ((Yes))
Hellaton: ...Um..... Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm Hellaton... n-nnnice to, uh, mmmemeeeememeet you...
Hellaton: ((yeah
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am now listening to ashley's song))
: ((Like, I legit flipped my shit there for a second))
GK: I... I'm Ashley.
: ((Yo DD, I can find you a good cover of that))
: ((Eevee = DD
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZOBJ7BdGc
: close enough
: ((I would have fucking banned you from the store too
CryingEevee OOC: ((ooh, insane in the rain))
: ((I know and i'm like 'NO NO STOP FUCK SHIT NO'))
: ((Anyway, you need 21000 G to buy every token kek
: ((And then I annoy the shit out of two people while everyone screams at me in the background))
Hellaton: ((i wanted you to but hella is afraid of dying again
: ((I decided what we're gonna do in place of free roam
: ((Puzzles))
Hellaton: .....
: ((Just side missions
: ((Ah))
: ((So you can be insurance salesmen, but you won't have to walk everywhere
Hellaton: gives a very awkward smile.
: ((Since it's gonna be linear
: ((Slarv: Side missions where you find out my hidden kinks))
GK: (("hidden"
Hellaton: ((oh man if i had an arc like that itd go on forever
GK: just sips her drink.
: ((You said we missed a puzzle cause you had to rush))
: ((it would))
: ((Puzzle idea: That fucking japanese IQ test where you have to get everyone across the river))
: ((With the fucking raft))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i'm back to listening to gametal))
: ((Good idea
: ((Imma do it
Fk: (it's easy dude)
: ((Lol))
Fk: (you just remember to take things back)
: ((Placeholder for a puzzle tho))
Hellaton: ....
: ((>Hella and fellby or hella and muffet cannot be on the same side at the same time without someone else
: ((>Frisk cannot be on the same side as AD without someone else
Hellaton: ((hella would break the raft
GK: ((shh
: ((Miyu cannot be on the same side as anyone her age, effectively meaning she can't be there with Emb or Sunny))
Hellaton: ((he weighs half a ton
: ((Or have her and Frisk have the jailer/police roles))
Fk: (bring the goat over, take the cabbage over, take the goat back, take the wolf over, take the goat over)
: ((Still waiting on bread to wake up so i can fuck him
GK: starts to hum battle music from earthbound.
: ((Or like, Miyu cannot be left alone or some shit))
Hellaton: ...
: ((Since it's linear I can work the fights better
: ((>Miyu cannot be left alone
: ((Heh
: ((I know thats the joke))
GK: ((if left alone, miyu busts out her radical dance moves and nobody is around to see it
: ((You don't know
: I probly dont))
: ((But sitll))
Hellaton: ......
: ((It's fun being the elitist Laharl and Slarv club that know the backstory
: ((I know some of it, Slarv knows it all))
: ((I know the story mostly))
Fk: (yeeeeah fuck y'all with your knowledge)
: ((Like, the basic gist))
: Fresh Kid [Fk] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: ((Unlock chapter 0 and you'll learn more
: ((I'm overly hyped for chapter six))
: ((Because you've mentioned it has one of my favorite tropes))
: ((I'm not sure if it's gonna be 6 or 7 by the new standards
: ((I know up to 4, and I know 8-10
Gaster: -He walks in.-
: ((Come to think of it, it's chapters 5 and 6
: ((Plot Twist: Bad Ending, but because Miyu has been in practically every fight, she's like 16 levels higher than everyone else))
: ((gg
Hellaton: !
Hellaton: Hhi Gaster.
: ((Level cap is 40 and because of EXP share everyone will be it if you 100%
: ))Trie__
: ((Did you literally put a prinny set in))
Gaster: "Hello, sweetheart."
: ((Because I don't care how good the next set is if I get that full set Miyu is gonn abe using a Prinny Stick for the rest of the game))
MettatonSEX: -Guess who's there too.- Hi darlings!
Hellaton: Hhi Metta.
Hellaton: smiles.
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MettatonSEX: -He hugs Hellaton, kissing him on the cheek- How are you, darling?
Mk: looks at the Gaston trio. "Man, I missed somethin'. Weren't there only two of you last time I was here?"
Hellaton: Ii'm f-- um...
Hellaton: ....
: ((Prinny set will arrive when snow level does
MettatonSEX: Yes you did.
: ((As is fitting with penguin
: ((Prinny sets for life
: ((Literally evereyone ends up with prinny weapons))
MettatonSEX: Mk, this is Hellaton.
: ((It's gonna be ok at best, since that's Chapter 4
Hellaton: ...H-hhi...
: Sicily waves at Mettaton.
Muffet: ("Why am I firing penguins")
: "Yo."
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
: ((I won't unequip it))
MettatonSEX: Hello.
: ((Miyu is gonna be wearing a prinny hoodie, wings, hair, and stick for the entire fucking game))
Fk: is, by the way, blatantly fresh if Metta would remember him
: "Wanna buy my wares?"
MettatonSEX: oh
Fk: "Uh...heya. Or, yo, or-"
MettatonSEX: said fresh then
: ((Miyu's gonna get wasted on her solo chapter then
MettatonSEX: ...Yeah.
: ((Oh))
: ((Aw))
: ((And a certain boss
: Goner Kid AKA Ashley [GK] is now Gaster [Gaster].
MettatonSEX: Anyway, what's available?
Fk: He froze up a bit, taking the glasses off. "Man, dude, why do you wear these all the time? They're super hard to see through."
: ((I got 2 side quests done
: ((On fridays and saturdays you can do story
: "The finest in Netherworld Weaponmry, Netherworld bakery, liquor, and Prinnies."
Gaster: crosses his arms. "Fresh..."
: ((Other days, if nobody objects, side quests can be done
GK: -Guess whose not going away anytime soon lol-
: ((I will find the blacksmith))
Gaster: ((wheeeere's the blacksmith
Fk: "Uh, yeah, Fresh is taking a breather. But, uh, yo, what's your beef with him?"
MettatonSEX: So. The bakery, are those the red cookies?
: "Yep, Netherworld Peanut Patties made by yours truly."
: ((Now the dungeons are gonna have exploration
Gaster: ... You know, I'm really not sure.
: "And Flonne's help."
: ((That's not gonna change
: ((Because kitty land is gon wreck ya
Fk: "You're not...sure?"
MettatonSEX: Oh, Flonne! Tell her I said hi. Anyway. How much for a dozen?
: "12G."
Gaster: To be honest, I totally forgot. It's been a while.
: "I can literally make these things using a cup of sugar and some nuts, they aren't too pricy."
MettatonSEX: puts 24G on the counter.
: Two dozen peanut patties, sent. "Don't tell big bro I used all our sugar to make these."
Fk: "I mean, the dude is a weirdo, but he doesn't seem to really want to hurt anybody."
MettatonSEX: I won't.
MettatonSEX: Thanks, darlin'!
Fk: "Not got a great grasp on emotions though. And his flirting is..." they shuddered. "Sub-par."
: "No problem, you're Mettaton, right?"
MettatonSEX: takes the cookies, putting them away. Glamor goes nuts for them.
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MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: Anyway...
: "Huh, Etna talks about you sometimes."
: ((I'm gonna keep viv in there
Gaster: motions to Ashley. "How long has the follower been there?"
MettatonSEX: ((where am i
: ((And you don't get penalized for killing them
: ((Darma city
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
: "Sicily Vyers-Krichevskoy, at your service." She extends a hand.
: ((In fact you get a cool item
Gaster: ((oh my god
MettatonSEX: smiles, giving a firm shake.
MettatonSEX: ((it better be for hella
: "Next in line for title of Overlord."
: ((It could be for him
: ((I think it's a helm
: ((It's a toy knife))
Fk: "Eh, couple hours I think? She was there when we got hre."
MettatonSEX: ((please make it a helm
Hellaton: Yyeah...
Fk: "And, man, she...is really depressing."
Gaster: Well... a lot of Goner Kids are like that.
: ((Inb4 during the chapter when Miyu gets sperated from the group))
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: ((Actually no, diesel heights
: ((Ur there instead
: ((They like, freaking interact by passing notes to eachother trhough Shoe storage))
MettatonSEX: ((my attacks better be good
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Fk: "Yeah?"
Gaster: ((attack: scathing insult
MettatonSEX: ((tru tho
: ((I'm tryuing really hard to make it seem like Miyu is becoming slightly less of an asshole))
MettatonSEX: ((attack: pose barrage
: ((Particularily, she's actually started talking to people who have a support rank with her.))
Gaster: A lot of us gasters have Followers.
MettatonSEX: ((i just get out of the trash can, start posing, and then it turns into ZA WARUDO
MettatonSEX: ((but less steamroller and more stabby with heels that i never wear outside
Hellaton: ....Oh...
Fk: "Huh. She yours?"
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Fk: "We named her Ashley."
MettatonSEX: ((attack: glitter bomb
Gaster: Nope. She's not mine.
MettatonSEX: ((inflicts paralyzed for two turns
: ((Hella's got badass attacks
MettatonSEX: ((NICE
: ((Everyone's got badass attacks
MettatonSEX: ((i meant for the trashcan me tho
: ((Oh
: ((Pfft
: ((You're not even a mini boss
MettatonSEX: ((fuck
Gaster: ((boss in mook clothing?
MettatonSEX: ((can i at least get cool attack names
: ((Sure
: ((We're fighting Vivien))
: ((K.))
MettatonSEX: (("the sin bin"
: ((I made a sprite for them and I don't fuckin waste sprites
: ((What's next, am I going to bust through an open window dueal wielding an ink gun and a bottle of air freshener?))
: ((I'm tr- yes
: ((Welcome to Diesel Heighs
MettatonSEX: ((i use an rc barbie corvette
: ((Diesel Heights is just the cau club isnt it))
Gaster: ((slarv i'll put on a cute outfit tomorrow and you can sprite me
Gaster: ((... if part of it's not in the wash
: ((Diesel heights is gonna be the cau club
: ((I demond my sprite be not of me but of the sim elf me from Chime's sims))
: ((I can sprite ya
MettatonSEX: ((i can give a fullbody for posing if you want
MettatonSEX: ((like, i pop out of the trash can
: ((Nah, just trash can
MettatonSEX: ((dang, ok
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MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
: (([Chime and MV challenge you to a trashcan war]
Smolster: (i figured out what was wrong with the wifi)
: ((I have 3 Cau fuccbois in there
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Smolster: (hi darling!!)
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MettatonSEX: ((hi!!!
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: ((And now Darma city is out of EXP until the meme cop part
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MK: shrugs, looking at her. "Well. Looks like he's done."
: (( I realize how they sell insurance no ))
Gaster: ((... meme cop?
Fk: puts the glasses back on. "Yo! Back. What were we talking about?"
: ((They tell Miyu, Sunny, or Emb, to walk up and act cute, and mid-being cute they con them into a contract))
Gaster: Followers.
: ((Meme cop
Gaster: ((peep bleep meme creep
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: ((I had fun with side quests
: ((You're going undercover to discover a meme cartel
Fk: "Oh, little Ash over there? Yeah, she's a case, that's for sure."
: ((Does Miyu get a police baton as a stick weapon from it))
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: ((And Hella gets a tazer))
Gaster: I wonder whose follower she is?
: ((Yes act-
: ((Laharl did you find my secret doc
Fk: "Can't help but feel bad for her, though. I think. I'm pretty sure this is what feeling bad is."
: ((DAMN))
GK: -She's just... staring at the jukebox now.-
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: ((You get them in Darma City tho, not the quest
Barchar: (Does Muffet get a spiderman-esque web shooter)
: ((Not yet
: ((I only have chapter 1 finished though
: ((Weaponry ideas))
: ((A large, stale, baguette as a stick))
: ((A cheese grader as a knife))
: ((Nice
: ((A small mettaton action figure with realistic firing action as an Addon))
Barchar: (Aww, muffet can't get the baguette)
Barchar: (I cri)
Barchar: (How do you make a french gun)
Gaster: ((she would never hear the end of it
Barchar: (...a cork gun. That fires wine corks.)
: ((The Potato Slicer: A high-tech, lethal, french fry launcher, with a boiler in the back so all your ammo is fresh on the dot))
Gaster: ((YES
: ((And has a cheesy moustache
Gaster: walks up to ashley.
: ((And says "Sacre bleu~"
: ((Every time you fire
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Barchar: ("Sacre bleu~ Sacre bleu~ Sacre bleu~")
Gaster: "Hey little one. Who's your Gaster?"
: ((An upgrade for Fellby))
: ((Laharl are you hungry
: ((Bulletproof Vest))
: ((Yes, very hungry actually))
: ((3 food weapons made it obvious
: ((Armor ideas:))
: ((A sans hoodie))
: ((A leather jacket for Fellby, complete with motorcycle and fire-rpoof hair gel))
GK: "... Mama?"
Gaster: ((YES
: ((OK OK OK
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: ((A t-shirt cannon as a gun))
MettatonSEX: ((armor for hella: mettaton disguise
Smolster: (mv and mettaton take a selfie https://i.imgsafe.org/c837d71472.png )
Barchar: (Armor for Muffet: a berka)
: ((Other: Scrapbook full of kitten pictures))
MettatonSEX: ((its burka
: ((Pictures of Kittens Hellaton uses to get through the day))
Barchar: (Muffet's armor gets more and more covering and conservative)
MettatonSEX: ((or burqa
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
MettatonSEX: ((thats accurate tho?
Barchar: (mmn, weird, i thought I saw it as 'berka' somewhere)
Barchar: (No, not like actual amber)
: ((Zarya wig. With so much hair gel it's hardenned and calssifies as a Helm for Hellaton))
Barchar: (Like, her best armor would just be about 20 parkas)
MettatonSEX: ((oh my got
MettatonSEX: ((YES
Barchar: (her worst would be a transparent belly dancer outfit or something)
: ((>Implying I'll remember all this
: ((Hella: Iii fefeel fffffabulous.))
MettatonSEX: ouo((
: ((I'm just doing this cause it's funny now))
Barchar: (yeah we're just talking shit right now really)
MettatonSEX: ((i legit want zarya hair hellaton
: ((I'll provide cool weapons and armor
Gaster: ((fellby gets an alternate hairstyle: http://67.media.tumblr.com/0c964166d0159127ab733c78555b00a2/tumblr_inline_o9lo8b3EG81r6ug4v_500.png
MettatonSEX: ((bc it goes from poofy to hot daaaaaaamn
: ((Zarya hair can be an ultimate helm
: ((Weapon for Muffet:))
: ((Miyu ends up having fucking Prinny themed metal armor))
: ((Bayonetta Gun Heels))
: ((Like a knight's armor but Prinny style
: ((Equippable by Fellby too for the lulz))
MettatonSEX: ((addon for hella: bayomettaton heels
Barchar: (again: Muffet would be down with being bayonetta)
Barchar: (like very much so)
: ((Helm for Hellaton:))
MettatonSEX: ((HAH
: ((Diminish Cap))
MettatonSEX: ((im going to fight you
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Gaster: ((may i just add
MettatonSEX: ((the helm is just ezlo
Gaster: ((fellby knew how to wear heels before he got genderbent
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
: ((One addon should be a fucking sword covered in my blood and salt))
Gaster: ((put two and two together
: ((Bitch I know how to wear heels))
: ((It's not uncommon))
MettatonSEX: ((*pounds fist on table* fire drag
Gaster: ((i don't know how to wear heels
MettatonSEX: ((i do
Gaster: ((there's a pair i saw at the thrift shop i want
: ((Shit son I know how to wear heels
: ((It's actually very uncommon long story short I needed heels to put inside my shoes for my Laharl cosplay))
Gaster: ((but they're really high and i'm nervous
: ((To make the shoes seem bigger))
MettatonSEX: ((i can strut and dance but i cant walk on cobblestone
: ((I went draggin once
: ((It was fun
MettatonSEX: ((nice
: ((nice
: ((That's how I know
MettatonSEX: ((i enjoy doing drag
Barchar: (I don't think I've ever seen heels in real life)
: ((Addon for Hellaton:))
: ((Gaster Blasting 4 Dummiez book))
Gaster: ((... what do you mean you've never seen heels irl
MettatonSEX: ((w o w
MettatonSEX: ((theyre like
Barchar: (Like, I don't think I've ever really seen them)
MettatonSEX: ((on every movie woman
Barchar: (yes, yes)
MettatonSEX: ((in every shoe store
Barchar: (that's not irl, that's in a movie)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i know you guys are talking about high heels but i really want to say. "just look at your feet"))
Barchar: (And I mean, I'm sure they were there, I just never really bothered lookin)
MettatonSEX: ((oh my g o d
: ((My feet are not fit for heels
: ((But I was fabulous
MettatonSEX: ((mine are between sizes so
: ((There's pics somewhere but I'm not sharing
MettatonSEX: ((darn, wouldve liked to see it
Gaster: ((how have i not seen this http://66.media.tumblr.com/59eb910efb2c9bdb6bc4ffc10574ae47/tumblr_o91pwxwa1P1r8ndf8o1_500.png
Barchar: (I've just worn sandals and sneakers all my life, never even bothered to look at much of anything else)
MettatonSEX: ((i love doing performances tbh
Barchar: (well okay I wore dress shoes a few times)
Barchar: (Because I went as the 11th doctor for halloween. I think the 11th. I get the 11th and 12th mixed up.)
Barchar: (or, 11th and 10th i mean)
Barchar: (bleh)
: ((It's simple
MettatonSEX: ((gaster does that on mettas leg
: ((The 12th is bad
MettatonSEX: (thats 11
Barchar: (whichever freakin' one that is)
Barchar: (okay)
: ((Regna's Knife: Goddamnit were you that desperate))
: ((The 11th is matt smith
: ((okay i'll say now))
: ((He was good in comparison to the 12th
: ((Peter Capaldi is a fucking amazing actor))
: ((But no amount of good acting))
: ((But his writers
: ((Can salvage the shitty writing that 12 has been given))
: ((Are so bad
MettatonSEX: ((gdi moffat
: ((Capaldi rocks that shit so hard but))
: ((Like, there was one fucking decent episode and it was the season finale
: ((And that was because missy was cool
: ((We need Muffet to get a fucking tommy gun))
Gaster: examines Ashley. "Ah... I think you know who you follow."
Gaster: ((we do
: ((But... yeeeeez the rest made me stop watching for a while
Muffet: ("Myeah, shee!")
: ((Or jusy gibe her tf2 revolvers))
: ((I had ludivico + brimstone earlier
Gaster: ((joel sees this guy http://prntscr.com/bpcwyl
: ((It didn't go well at all once i got to womb
Gaster: ((first thing he says is "i want to eat him"
Barchar: (Muffet gets two ambassadors)
Barchar: (That's at least one of them)
: ((7 Ambassadors))
: ((Bayonettafett remember))
: ((Other items:))
: ((Hero's Tunic, Hero's hat, Hero's sword set for Frisk))
: ((With the Hero's Shield as the Other))
: ((Bedcause Frisk's gotta get that Link cosplay))
: ((Frisk gets the Master Sword))
Barchar: (Shit are we making bayonettafett happen)
Barchar: (I am more than okay with this)
Gaston Timeline: "I follow my momma."
Fellby: ((I am too
Barchar: "There's only so many female Gasters, hm?"
: ((We really fucking need Fellby's ultimate set to be a greaser set))
: ((I want a whole fucking harley motorcycle as his other))
Gaster: ((i want that so bad
: ((I'm gonna make fellby ghost rider
: ((As his ultimate set
: ((Also:))
Gaster: Yeah...
: ((, Noir Fedora, Cigar, Noir Trenchcoat ))
: ((Erised Gift set, bonus effect: Turns everything black and white during combat. And gives you a noir narrator))
MettatonSEX: ((hellas ultimate should be either the iron giant, a jäger from pacific rim, an eva, or mettaton. preferably an eva or a jäger
Gaster: ((YES
Gaster: (("So there i was, in the heat of battle..."
MettatonSEX: ((his other is shinji ikari
: ((Hellatons ult is a titan from AoT))
MettatonSEX: ((nah
MettatonSEX: ((an eva
MettatonSEX: ((nge is a way better anime, though i do like aot
: ((Muffet set. Hand-made silk suit, black hair dye, gun heels))
: ((Bonus Effect:6 extra weapon slots for guns))
Barchar: (Her hair is black already)
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: ((Blacker hair dye))
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Barchar: (The helmet would just somehow let her put her hair in a ponytail instead of pigtails)
: ((Or, glasses))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just remembered the low health music from pokemon gen 5 and now i'm sad that it's been gone for every gen since))
: ((Helmet is glasses))
Barchar: (she also already wears glasses)
: ((Meh))
: ((Hellaton set:))
Gaster: ((maybe the ribbons in bayo's hair?
MettatonSEX: ((hellaton should be an eva, specifically eva-01
Gaster: ((also it's funny slarv is gonna make fellby ghost rider since i watched ghost rider the other day
MettatonSEX: ((the spear of longinus as his addon, eva armor as his armor, eva helm for helm, and shinji ikari as his other
: ((Turret Form (Addon) Bird Firend (Head) Adaptational Tank Transformation Armor (Body) Stolen Plays of the Game (Other)))
MettatonSEX: ((lol
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Barchar: (ten)
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MettatonSEX: ((but seriously, make hella an eva
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: ((D.Va facepaint))
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Gaster: ((why am i craving crab
MettatonSEX: ((wow
Gaster: ((it's thirty minutes past midnight
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Gaster: ((and i want goddamn california rolls
: ((Weapons:))
: ((Vibe Scepter (Stick))
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Gaster: ((lenny
: ((Motherfucking Fire Breath (Addon))
: ((Thats the joke))
: ((Redudant Flamethrower (Gun for Fellby))
: ((The Diamondback))
: A man enters the bar, carrying a plate of sashimi
: ((Bear Hands (Addon)))
: Sicily looks at the man))
Gaster: looks up. "Oooh..."
: ((Ashley Bat (Stick)))
: He begins with a slice of tuna, a deep red, chilled perfectly. He bites into it, it practically melts in his mouth
MettatonSEX: and Hella look up.
MettatonSEX: ...
: ((Slarv))
: ((stop))
MettatonSEX: ((please make hellaton an eva unit
Gaster: leaves the man to his food even though he's kind of hungry.
: He puts some wasabi on it, finishing it. Next he takes a slice of yellowtail and bites into it, the delicate flavor filling his mouth
Barchar: (Slarvath you fucking ass)
DamnDude: (( Sorry to interrupt, but they just beat a WR on SGDQ for Braid ))
: ((Miyu set: Baseball outfit, baseball hat, Baseball bat, Hula Hoop))
: It's fresh, more fresh than the prince of bel air
Gaster: ((oooh nice
DamnDude: (( It's not the ingame time best, but for total time it's the WR ))
Fk: kicks the table over
: ((Set Bonus:))
GK: -She jumps a little-
: ((Replaces Shoe with a better cat))
Fk: Ain't nothin' allowed to be fresher than him
: He begins to eat a slice of octopus, it's not too chewy, the suckers are a deep purple while the rest is nicely white. It tastes very savory, and leaves a warm taste in his mouth despite being delightfully cold
Gaster: ((the set bonus is a baby doll
Gaster: ((that you can randomly beat the shit out of
: ((Replaces Shoe with The judge))
: ((Automatically gives you the bad ending))
: ((Shit man I wasn't even hungry but now I want sashimi
: ((Frisk Set:))
: ((Red Vest, Red Sword, Blonde Wig, High-Pitched Voice))
: ((Set Bonus))
: ((+It's always time to tip the scales))
MettatonSEX: ((hellaton set: EVA-01 armor(armor), EVA-01 helm(helm), spear of longinus(addon), model shinji ikari(other). set bonus: third impact
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: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: ((Miyu verbally abuses a masochist))
: A man enters the bar
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: ((The masochist gains pleasure from it))
: Actually
: No he doesn't
: ((+1000 INF!))
Gaster: -A man walks into the bar.-
: ??? [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Gaster: -He says ouch-
DamnDude: noThe hell happened to the other man.
Smol Asriel: happy birthday to the smol
DamnDude: (( Shit ))
: -A horse walks into the bar.-
MettatonSEX: ((slarv please make eva hellaton happen
: -The horse looks at Grillby.-
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe
: "I know what you're about to say."
Gaster: ((a beautiful ufo http://prntscr.com/bpd2hn
Grillby: .........
: "Resist."
Smol Asriel: is holding his prinny
Smol Asriel: "H-hey.. does anyone know what day it is?"
: "Do not give into the bartender urges."
Gaster: July sixth.
Grillby: .....................
Barchar: "Yeah. Why?"
: The horse stares down Grillby.
Smol Asriel: "Aw.. my birthday was yesterday"
Smol Asriel: "I forgot the day..."
Barchar: "...Yeah..."
Gaster: Oh... oh no, we missed it.
Barchar: "Sorry. I meant to get you something, but..."
Barchar: "Man, I just don't know what to do for you..."
Hellaton: .......sssorrrrry...
DamnDude: (( Better UFO: http://66.media.tumblr.com/ba61e3a6e89bd131a9a002eb3ba0551c/tumblr_o3hni99lAI1ueipyto1_1280.png ))
MettatonSEX: Sorry, darling.
: ((Fellby busts in "WHY THE LONG FACE"))
Smol Asriel: "It's fine.. I couldn't check the date myself and you didn't know.."
Grillby: ..................
: "............."
Smol Asriel: "I got a nice prinny though"
MettatonSEX: ((do it
Gaster: You're sure?
Smol Asriel: hugs it
Smol Asriel: "Yeah... it's fine.."
Grillby: ..........So. What'll you have?
: "A jameson and a coke."
MettatonSEX: At the very least, happy belated birthday.
: ((Horse: Oh, and a horse.))
DamnDude: (( Master Roshi: "You know what I do on my birthday?" ))
Smol Asriel: smiles
Grillby: -Served.-
: ((Grillby: You're so hungry you can eat a horse
Smol Asriel: "Thanks.."
: The horse drinks this.
Hellaton: Yyyeah..... h-hhhappy... belalated birthdday....
MettatonSEX: Hella, you okay?
Smol Asriel: looks down
Gaster: Happy birthday, Asriel.
GK: ....
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=turycXIxRiw
Smol Asriel: wishes at least one of his parents didn't fucking abandon him
Hellaton: ........Iiit's noththing.
MettatonSEX: ...You sure? If you don't want to say it you can text me, darling. I'm always there for you.
GK: -There she goes, rolling on the floor again-
Hellaton: ...
Smol Asriel: looks sad
Hellaton: [july 9 is all im going to say. im pretty sure you can figure it out.]
MettatonSEX: ......
MettatonSEX: [oh]
MettatonSEX: [.....we can 100% make that hellaton appreciation day you know. though it should be daily.]
GK: -Suddenly... she bumps into someone's foot.-
Hellaton: !
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Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Paula! Have you been begging people to get you water again?"[/font]
: ((Plot twist: All Hella wants is a zarya hairstyle))
Hellaton: Oh.... uh... hhhhhi...
DamnDude: (( Hellaton seriously doesn't like the anniversary of Mike Tyson getting banned from boxing ))
MettatonSEX: ((plot twist: EVA-01
Smol Asriel: ((OH
CryingEevee OOC: ((matpat just made fun of his own sans is ness theory))
Smol Asriel: ((HI BREAD
GK: "My name's Ashley now, Momma."
MettatonSEX: ((that was unintentional
: ((I had to go))
Smol Asriel: ((np
: ((So we imply they finished))
Fk: "Aww, she's named Paula? I preferred Ashley."
Smol Asriel: ((We can continue
Smol Asriel: ((If u wan
: ((Ehehhhh))
: ((I'm tired))
Smol Asriel: ((K
Female Asriel: She fuckd and went to sleep
MettatonSEX: ((the thing is that its his birthday and annually got a big blast of being treated terribly, more than usual
DamnDude: (( Either that or Hellaton really doesn't like the 14th ammendment /s ))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She sighs, exasperated. "Fine... Ashley... you really need to stop this. This is ... what, the fifty-second tme now?"[/font]
MettatonSEX: ....
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's or on the couch with Frisk. He's still looking over at Smol Asriel every once and a while.-
Gaston Timeline: "But I'm [i]bored[/i], Momma."
Smol Asriel: looks like a sadgote
Hellaton: -He's not getting involved.-
DamnDude: (( Holy shit the entire timeline was bored ))
DamnDude: (( And talked all at once ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...""
MettatonSEX: pats Smazzy on the head gently. "You need anything?"
Barchar: (and has a momma)
Gaster: ((I FUCKED UP
Smol Asriel: "Huh... nah.."
MettatonSEX: ((gaster is the mom
DamnDude: (( No, that one is believable ))
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Smol Asriel: "Just... I wish my mom and dad were here.."
MettatonSEX: Oh...
Smol Asriel: "Or.. either one.."
DamnDude: (( "Your mom got shot in the face and your dad doesn't love you" ))
Smol Asriel: he knew that last bit
: (("Both of your parents are dead"))
MettatonSEX: I don't know who exactly those are, but you at least have your friends. I know it's not the same, but we're still here for you.
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-"Ah... fine... come on, let's just go home, alright?"[/font]
GK: "Okay, momma."
Smol Asriel: nods
MettatonSEX: hugs Smazzy gently.
: ((Smazzy explodes))
DamnDude: (( "I don't know who my mom and dad are either, so at least we're equal in that part" ))
: ((Metta: oh no
Smol Asriel: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/GBX-O1PM5iEQSmuPvASmIR66tZe2iQFb4UzcUKY71i4.png?w=1000&s=c1b7f74676ae50953a494409ca8a72d2
Smol Asriel: hugs back
: ((What))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She picks up Ashley, and both of them disappear.-[/font]
: ((Slarv what is that))
Smol Asriel: ((Omega sand
MettatonSEX: ((metta knew his mom
: ((Omega snes))
Fk: Lays down, sighing. "...Ah, dang, I need to get something for their little slime dude, huh?"
: ((Metta's father was David Bowie))
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/co24Qkl
MK: "You know, he'll eat literally anything. I mean, when I was out in the woods, he was useful for...waste...disposal. If you get me." They cleared their throat, which sounded slightly weird as a robot. "Point is, just get something."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He considers going over there, but won't.-
MettatonSEX: ((metta was the same age as him in 2016
Gaster: ((the flowey omg
MettatonSEX: unhugs.
: ((Those easily could be worse))
: ((But that doesn't mean they're good))
Smol Asriel: somebody motion for AD to do it goddammit because the blind goat won't
MettatonSEX: ((the mettas hair is wrong and completes the shittiness
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Hopefully nobody tells the Smazzy that he used to be his father. Cause I feel like either A he will be his father again (that went so well last time) or B Smazzy will be sad.-
MettatonSEX: subtly and subconsciously motions.
Smol Asriel: smazzy will be sad
Smol Asriel: ((That asriel
MettatonSEX: forgot that ad was smazzys dad
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/16LhQ just
Gaster: goes to sit near Smazzy.
Smol Asriel: ((They're the same
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slowly goes over, and sits next to the Smazzy.-
Smol Asriel: sniffs
: ((No))
: ((The second one is so much better))
Smol Asriel: ((Exactly the same
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( So the parent choices are, Hyper who never comes, AD, who got reset, or Jeska who got shot in the head and remembers nothing ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy..."
Gaster: ((really because the asriel reminded me of kyuubey
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He says this softly.-
Smol Asriel: "Hi Asriel.."
Barchar: (And Toriel, who misses EVERYTHING)
: ((The foot to the right in that Asriel looks like fried chicken))
Smol Asriel: has no eyes still, and no left ear, and a fuckton of scars, he's probably not pleasant to look at
: ((I think Hyper's dead right now))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How're you feeling?"
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DamnDude: (( So, all of his possible parents are either dead, have no memories of Smazzy, or are terrible people? ))
Smol Asriel: ((Hyper ded offscreen
Smol Asriel: ((Rip
Smol Asriel: ((http://pre07.deviantart.net/a89d/th/pre/f/2016/002/d/d/dddf533b80c796e9a850e05592cdfab8-d9mgwb6.jpg
: ((EW
Smol Asriel: ((http://img10.deviantart.net/e0cf/i/2016/041/e/1/billeder_nr_5_662_by_andebyful-d9r95w5.png
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: ((NO))
Smol Asriel: ((http://img11.deviantart.net/a5d0/i/2016/110/2/4/papyrus_being_a_vine_hoe_as_usual_by_edward_the_killer24-d9zn85f.png
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/fSeU5Cb
: ((It's time))
Smol Asriel: "I.. I'm happy you guys are here.."
: ((To STOP))
Gaster: ((A S K E L E T O N
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Smol Asriel: "But I've been feeling bad ever since... another Asriel died.. he was my dad.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, I heard. I'm real sorry about that.@
: ((How the hell did Smazzy find out
Smol Asriel: "It's ok... it wasn't your fault"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is there anyways I can help cheer you up?"
Smol Asriel: was fucking there
Smol Asriel: leans on him
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: ((So you're saying
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: ((Many people have tried that already))
: ((When Hyper died offscreen
Smol Asriel: "You're warm... that's enough"
: ((Smazzy was there))
Smol Asriel: ((No
: ((As was his dad))
Smol Asriel: ((I mean AD
: ((Ad*
Smol Asriel: ((AD was daddy too
DamnDude: (( Wait, so you wish your father was there, you already knew his father was dead ))
: ((Ahhh))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Really?"
Betterton: ((looks like someone finally found the sans inflation porn))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, that's really simple."
Smol Asriel: "And you smell.. familiar"
DamnDude: (( That should be physically impossible ))
Smol Asriel: nuzzles
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Okay then."
Smol Asriel: "Sorry..."
: ((Just wait until Smazzy finds out Hyper is dead))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He puts an arm around the kid.-
: ((RIP Emotions))
Betterton: -falls into the bar-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, it's fine."
Smol Asriel: ((http://img11.deviantart.net/a26e/i/2016/179/b/2/fell_x_blueberry_vore_by_sarahvorelove-da8163d.jpg
DamnDude: (( The sans inflation porn, not the weird contradiction. ))
Gaster: jumps. "Oh! Hello there!"
Betterton: -points up and says "hello everybody"-
: ((Oh god))
Hellaton: -Goodbye.-
: ((Under fell vore))
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ((why is underfell sans a snake
Smol Asriel: ((I have a plan for when he does, and if he doesn't have a gotemom to hug his fate will be very interesting
MettatonSEX: ((why
Betterton: ((where's the vore where the guy is inflated in the other guy's stomach))
Smol Asriel: stays nuzzled then
Barchar: (Naga underfell vore)
Betterton: ((come on man I need sin now))
Barchar: (because)
Barchar: (WHY NOT)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Nothing else to help you cheer up?"
Betterton: -gets up-
: ((i'll never know why people get off to vore and inflation
Smol Asriel: ((http://img03.deviantart.net/c96f/i/2016/101/c/b/hot_kid_by_drakana666-d9ykil3.jpg
: ((Why))
DamnDude: (( Slar ))
DamnDude: (( Stop. ))
Smol Asriel: "Nah... I don't need it.. doesn't do any good to keep crying about it"
: (("Hot_Kid"))
Betterton: ((don't knock it till you try it, my cock is rock hard))
Barchar: (Everyone's into something weird dude)
Betterton: ((what's left of it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I more meant for something to distract you from it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So you don't have to think about it."
DamnDude: (( OK I'm done ))
Betterton: -staggers over to the bar and takes a seat-
: ((I can understand the size fetish))
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/JVIrG9X.jpg
: ((I can understand the fat fetish a tiny bit))
: ((But vore
: ((And inflation
: ((Why
DamnDude: (( I'm going to my chat where I can say I WON'T BE looking at this converstation. ))
Betterton: ((but it off in an attempt to impress my mom and perform the ultimate vore/autofellatio/Oedipus act))
Barchar: (Seriously who knows dude)
Betterton: ((*bit
Barchar: (people. are. weird.)
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Gaster: watches this strange new Mettaton.
Betterton: -looks at Gaster-
Smol Asriel: "I need to think about it... otherwise I'll just fail again like I did then.."
Smol Asriel: ((http://orig00.deviantart.net/6760/f/2016/093/1/4/sans_is_a_snack_by_newenglandee-d9xja8l.jpg
Betterton: I... saw you the other day. For a few seconds when I wasn't... Voluntarily unconscious.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Noo... You didn't fail..."
MettatonSEX: ((frisky i just saw what you said and jfc
Gaster: Oh, really? I don't exactly remember you.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hugs kiddo.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Softly.-
Smol Asriel: hugs back
: ((is that jfc a good thing or a bad thing))
Smol Asriel: ((http://pre06.deviantart.net/f463/th/pre/i/2016/064/0/f/asriel_dreemurr_god_of_hyperdeath_by_jazjam123-d9tz4x2.png
Betterton: You ran in, grabbed a robot, and ran out of I remember correctly.
MettatonSEX: (both
Betterton: I'm the Mettaton you probably thought was dead.
Gaster: ... Oh. Yeah, that was me.
Barchar: (>Why the hell is it all sans)
Barchar: (Mv)
Barchar: (why do you need to ask that question)
MettatonSEX: ((sans isnt even hot
Betterton: -starts to straighten up and takes rust to counter that-
Barchar: (People find sans irresistably sexy, god knows why)
Smol Asriel: ((Oh..
: ((He))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy
: ((Is))
Gaster: ((he's mysteeeeerious
: ((A fucking skeleton))
Barchar: (When you have Mettaton and Muffet that sans is somehow the memetic sex god)
Smol Asriel: (("Voreyshift"
Betterton: You're wondering about my crippling drug addiction, right?
Barchar: (SLARV NO)
: ((Voreyshift))
Gaster: ((NO
: ((*flips table*hh
: ((NO
Betterton: ((FML
Gaster: ... Not really.
Betterton: Ok.
Smol Asriel: "I did... just.. I don't wanna talk about it.."
Betterton: -gives Gaster the "sure but I know you're lying" look-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, what do you wanna talk about?"
Smol Asriel: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/d0dee934c034a8c14ca478f71645dc0b/tumblr_o7tj9dKIu31ul7o1vo1_1280.jpg
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything at all."
Smol Asriel: "I dunno"
Smol Asriel: ((http://65.media.tumblr.com/560adb0ce298510353db9cadd9f35632/tumblr_o7tj9dKIu31ul7o1vo2_1280.jpg
Betterton: ((oh my
: ((I sighed))
Smol Asriel: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/a9e3bd31f7575c998002db9f7ec0bedf/tumblr_o7tj9dKIu31ul7o1vo3_1280.png
: ((In real life))
Betterton: (CHRIST
Smol Asriel: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/8c3313cb71988ce73a213fd2a57e7e59/tumblr_o7tj9dKIu31ul7o1vo4_1280.jpg
Gaster: ((you found a porn blog didn't you
Betterton: ((WHAT
Betterton: ((A
Smol Asriel: ((I did
Betterton: ((TWIST
Smol Asriel: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/XWMJ9DRG0D4E_BLmZUMSPB9nfD89zZZHb5VfKK12t6U.png?w=506&s=82c47c2ec46f5796ccb45e966ba35ab4
: ((Gdi))
Smol Asriel: ((This is voreyshift
: (('You understand don't you daddy' is gonna be the line now))
: ((Oh my fuck))
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna use that
Smol Asriel: ((On hywel
Betterton: ((wait
MettatonSEX: ((only gaster
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/EHqAFTL.jpg
MettatonSEX: ((sans is a 5 at best
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/Ks4GTgS.jpg
Gaster: gets the feeling someone is jacking off to skeleton incest porn somewhere. A chill travels down his spine.
Barchar: (sans is like a 4)
Betterton: ((the ifunny logo really makes it))
Betterton: ((sans is like a
: ((Sans is like a 3))
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/0NsLV7q.jpg
Betterton: ((skeleton
Gaster: ((didn't toby say sans is too lazy to persue a relationship
Smol Asriel: ((Sans is like a living body pillow
MettatonSEX: ((i said at best
Smol Asriel: ((No
MettatonSEX: ((gaster is an 8.8
: ((ifunny at the bottom tho))
: ((the ifunny))
Smol Asriel: ((Toby made a joke about his otp being Sans all by himself
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton is a 300
: ((Sans eats hot dogs and ketchup))
Smol Asriel: ((And people took it as canon aroace
: ((Do people jack off to hot dogs being eaten
: ((Same with ketchup
Betterton: ((I prefer Human Sans http://66.media.tumblr.com/94b91820fadddf19d03f1092590a3617/tumblr_inline_n8h1jxeI7O1sj04lk.png ))
Smol Asriel: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/3c616bce84d4bc7c27460fa38a446da9/tumblr_o9d770P3wr1u4edfyo1_500.png
: ((http://m.imgur.com/7kqIqjC?r
Gaster: ((no i think at one point he did say sans is too lazy to do relationships
Smol Asriel: ((Don't remember that
Gaster: ((and some people took this as canon pillow prince sans
Betterton: -gives Gaster a "ok come on you know you want to ask" look-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Gaster: sighs. "Alright, fine. Tell me all about your extremely personal problem."
Smol Asriel: ((MORE VOREYSHIFT http://orig14.deviantart.net/6bcd/f/2016/128/d/e/voreyshift_by_yoshi1337-da1tt6k.png
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nothing? Cause I'm probably the worst at making a conversation."
Barchar: (just why)
Betterton: Nah.
MettatonSEX: ((on the scale of 1-10 metta is a 300
Smol Asriel: "Not much to talk about.."
Betterton: -turns away and grins at a wall-
: ((They tried))
: ((Just imagine
: ((If CaU had a fanbase))
: ((CaU vore))
Smolster: (holy shit, that one sans picture is totally traced off this http://67.media.tumblr.com/97daca170becb543e2dd5413c174735d/tumblr_o53ewgKABy1sdb0fco2_1280.gif )
Gaster: rolls his eyes and turns his attention back to someone else.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That is true."
Betterton: ((I need that
Smol Asriel: ((https://i.redd.it/cy40ahfkkf5x.png
Betterton: -turns back-
Betterton: ok I will if you want
Smol Asriel: ((CAU VORE YOU SAY?
Betterton: I'm bored anyway.
Gaster: ((NO
MettatonSEX: leans on Gaster.
: ((NO))
Gaster: ((NO NO NO
Barchar: (okay i do like that peri, though not even because of it being sexy)
Barchar: (PLEASE NO)
Betterton: ((YESSSSSSS
: ((NO
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Barsriel [Barsriel].
: ((NO
Barchar: (>Barchar eats every asriel somehow)
: ((...How I don't know))
MettatonSEX: ((muffell
Barsriel: he unhinges his robot mouth and starts to shove smazzy down it
Barsriel: jk
: ((if it's gaston make all the fucking porn))
Betterton: ((DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Barsriel: that didn't happen
Barsriel: it was a joaje
: Barsriel [Barsriel] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Gaster: ((i hinted that scumster did vore
: ((Guys don't worry))
: ((I hate you))
: ((It was just a joaje))
: ((scumster did vore
Smol Asriel: ((Love you too frisky
Betterton: -blinks-
: ((why
: ((<3
: ((Huh, looked it up))
Smol Asriel: ((Fun fact
Betterton: so you actually don't care ?
MettatonSEX: ((scumster was definitely into being inside others
Smol Asriel: ((I used to be into this shit
: ((Muffet/Grillby porn exists))
Barchar: (scumster did everything)
Betterton: I respect that.
Smol Asriel: ((Lemme find it
Barchar: (I'm somehow nod surprised)
Gaster: ((oh he did the voring too
: ((I once looked up vore
Smol Asriel: ((No not vore
Smol Asriel: ((Something else
: ((I found Mewtwo vore
: ((Why
Barchar: (but is there underswap muffet/underfell grillby)
: ((You have a goat kink))
: ((Probly nothing a paint tool can't fix))
MettatonSEX: ((theres a reason hellaton doesnt eat much, if at all
Smol Asriel: ((I wouldn't have said used to
Smol Asriel: ((If it was my goat kink
: ((What is it))
Gaster: ((i'll draw the underswap muffet on underfell grillby
Smol Asriel: ((I used to have very bad taste in porn
Betterton: ((well here we go boys rock bottom http://img02.deviantart.net/7bfd/i/2014/276/a/7/worst_type_of_healing_by_dakotah05-d81f1ym.png ))
Gaster: ((it's 1:20 am and time for bad decisisions
Smol Asriel: ((As you can see from one of my old favorite tags
: ((Send help))
Betterton: ((slaaaaaaarv why were you into watersports))
Barchar: (She is the goddess of dicks)
Smol Asriel: ((https://e621.net/post?tags=cock_transformation nsfw
MettatonSEX: ((eh
: ((What))
Gaster: ((what the fucking fuck
Betterton: ((wat
: ((Wow, I've actually never seen that))
Gaster: ((is this abstract art or porn
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Smol Asriel: ((It's true art
: ((I'm honestly surprised))
: ((That I haven't come across that))
: ((True art is beauty, fleet-))
: ((Nah, i'm not gonna quote deidara))
Smol Asriel: ((This used to get my little dingy all wiled up
Betterton: ((my new reaction image for everything https://static1.e621.net/data/6f/39/6f39c82e6b5c88773b563bb124dd67f0.jpg ))
Smol Asriel: is leaning
MettatonSEX: ((you got riled up thinking about becoming a little dingy
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((I don't even know why
Smol Asriel: ((I've since moved on to joining isis
Betterton: ...
Betterton: ((That's less sinful
Barchar: (I have a friend that gets it. I don't know why. It makes no sense. But again, whatever he's into i guess)
Smol Asriel: ((Everyone is busy browsing the tag
Betterton: ((Allah's a Cool Dude[sup]TM[/sup]))
MettatonSEX: ((ive got kinks that everyone here would kinkshame so im not gonna say them, so i understand your weird kinks
Gaster: ((i'm pretty sure just looking at the penis creature got me a one way ticket to hell
Betterton: ((TIL MV is into bondage
MettatonSEX: ((i mean yes but
Betterton: ((score
Gaster: ((well it got me another
Smol Asriel: ((Do it fucker
Barchar: (Like, seriously, everyone is into something weird. Not everyone knows it, but it's true)
Betterton: ((and unbirthinge
MettatonSEX: ((no
Betterton: ((minus the e
Smol Asriel: ((Needle sex
Barchar: (sure to us it's weird-hell, it's probably weird to people who are into it)
: ((If we're all going to hell then we can all band together and kill Satan))
Barchar: (but they're still into it)
MettatonSEX: ((......
Betterton: ((feet
Smol Asriel: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/a0/da/a0da34a17c3256b239530e4c334483b1.jpg
MettatonSEX: ((EW
MettatonSEX: ((im kinkshaming, b
: ((HOOOLY shit Slarvath))
: ((Thats fucking))
Gaster: ((like i said: porn, or abstract art
: ((Weird))
MettatonSEX: ((thats art
Smol Asriel: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/be/f5/bef508d990cc4922d6436599e3d2b7a5.gif wait for it
Barchar: (the blackboard might be the weirdest part of it)
Betterton: ((I want to tell it to go fuck itself))
Barchar: (I mean it makes sense in certain kinds of images and that is not one of them)
: ((Why is her mouth a vagina))
: ((It's))
: ((They're))
: ((I don't even know anymore))
Gaster: ((is her vagina a mouth
: ((I'm broken))
Betterton: ((It's time to stop.
: ((The last picture was a creature with a vagina and like twenty dicks))
: ((To be fair))
Smol Asriel: "You're nice.."
Betterton: ((Let's RP and try to unsee this.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks, I try."
Gaster: scoots a little closer to Metta.
Smol Asriel: ((I'm done now, Azzy has been corrupted enough for one evening
Smol Asriel: ((._.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wouldn't want you to be over here sad."
Betterton: -blinks-
Smol Asriel: ((That was in {}
Betterton: ((rip
MettatonSEX: pulls Gaster onto his lap.
Smol Asriel: (({.-.}
: ((You're gonna get azzybto get into some weird shit))
Gaster: is hold.
: Azzy*
Betterton: ((tfw Azzy starts manifesting as a dick creature to screw with you))
Smol Asriel: ((I love it when you people give him ideas
Betterton: (( https://static1.e621.net/data/6f/39/6f39c82e6b5c88773b563bb124dd67f0.jpg ))
: ((Is he evilly laughing))
Smol Asriel: ((To be fair his gf is into inflation
Betterton: ((Don't sell me short it was a pun too))
: ((Oh boy))
Gaster: ((ooooh my
Betterton: -looks around the room-
Betterton: -full attention whore-
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MettatonSEX: is holding his husband.
Smol Asriel: ((HEy
Smol Asriel: ((Whats the difference between jigglypuff and the uk
Gaster: ((hey dd
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: ((What))
Smol Asriel: ((Jigglypuff has a rising pound
Betterton: ((jigglypuff never left the ey
Gaster: ((well we're done talking about weird shit
: ((Also wee done with the Wei- HAH))
Betterton: ((*eu
: (( http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/755/288/2c7.png
Gaster: ((the eeeeeyyyyy
: ((GDI))
Betterton: ((what do the U.K. and our discussion have in common))
: ((What
: ((What))
: ((It's vore IRL
Betterton: ((actually no how are they different
: ((You get fucking eaten alive and you die
: ((The process of life
: ((What))
DamnDude: (( OK, I will give you guys another 20 minutes ))
Betterton: ((One I want to pound inflation, one has inflated the pound))
Smol Asriel: ((Nah we're done
: ((We're done now
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MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: smooches Gaster.
: ((Azzy, what kind of kinks do you have))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, I don't know what to talk about."
Gaster: sighs happily, while kissing back.
Betterton: -coughs up some rust and looks miserable-
Smol Asriel: (({Oh boy where do I start}
MettatonSEX: ...You okay there?
Betterton: ((Start with the inevitable watersports
Betterton: Y-yeah...
Smol Asriel: (({I love being inside people}
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Betterton: -is faking faking being ok-
Betterton: ((WHOA THERE
Smol Asriel: (({~}
: ((What else, Azzy
Barchar: (oh shit regular sex)
Gaster: ... You don't seem okay.
Barchar: (im kink shaming)
Smol Asriel: where even is gotemom anymore
Smol Asriel: ded
Smol Asriel: prolly ded
Bondertale: I don't fuciing know dude
Betterton: ((PERV
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Bondertale: I'm trying to figure it out
Gaster: ((sometimes he likes to spice it up by turning the lights ON
Betterton: No... I'm... I'm o-
Betterton: -snorts rust-
Betterton: K
MettatonSEX: ...
: ((Can you describe your other kinks, Azzy?))
Smol Asriel: (({Hardcore anal destruction of the incredibly underage}
Betterton: ((Nice, nice
MettatonSEX: ((azzy no
: ((Wowie))
: ((Well then))
Betterton: ((I'm a year underage how about that
Gaster: ... Weren't you going to tell me about... your horrible life story, or whatever?
Betterton: You didn't seem interested.
Smol Asriel: (({You were already my daddy}
Betterton: ((hhhhhnnnnnnnngh
MettatonSEX: ((stop
: ((Azzy, do you have a mommy kink
Gaster: Well, I guess there's nothing else to talk about.
Smol Asriel: (({No}
Gaster: ((It's time to stop.
: ((Good.))
MettatonSEX: snuggles his darling.
Betterton: Ever seen that movie Deadpool? It's been around in half the timelines for a while now.
: ((Azzy, if you could kill anybody here who would it be
Barchar: "A hundred years, here."
Gaster: Yeah.
Barchar: "Well, a hundred and eleven."
Betterton: Well you know how the guy heals super fast but he has cancer and they sorta almost balance out?
Gaster: Mmmhmmm.
Smol Asriel: btale could have been trapped by the angel makers...
Barchar: "That's not just a movie thing, but sure?"
Smol Asriel: if you don't have any other ideas
Betterton: Well, I don't have cancer, so bottoms up!
Bondertale: oh god
Bondertale: that...could work
Betterton: -mimes drinking from his hands but is obviously just snorting rust-
Smol Asriel: the ones who hunt soul anomalies
Smol Asriel: you want to?
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ...
Betterton: ...yeah fuck subtlety, right?
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Betterton: -mumbles about exposition-
Smol Asriel: stays hugged with AD
Gaster: So your drug... heals you.
Betterton: Fuck no.
Betterton: It hurts me. Hurts a lot, actually.
Gaster: So what heals you, then?
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Betterton: But you wouldn't mind that if you were around when I'm off my meds.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You're a good kid..."
MettatonSEX: ...
Betterton: What heals me? Me, mostly.
Smol Asriel: currently there's dead niles, who specialized in kids, Descade who doesn't trap people, and two more
MettatonSEX: Uh.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He silently pets the smol Childs head, carefully.-
Gaster: nods, interested.
Smol Asriel: "No... I'm not.."
Betterton: My Alphys died in the middle of ab experiment.
Smol Asriel: "But.. thanks"
Betterton: *an
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, you are."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're a great kid."
Betterton: Now I heal faster than I can handle and go batshit.
Smol Asriel: "If I was a good kid I'd be able to help.. at least one person."
Betterton: Ergo, drugs.
Gaster: Mmmh.
: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/KenM
Bondertale: do either of the others make sense to have them?
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Smol Asriel: yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That doesn't make you bad, kid. You tried, and that's what's important."
Betterton: -punctuates with some rust-
MettatonSEX: ...
Bondertale: and what would they even do to them? They can't exactly fix them, or they'd...you know. Die.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So many others would just let it happen without caring."
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Smol Asriel: there's one that basically has a concentration camp they could break out of
Smol Asriel: "..."
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Bondertale: sounds like fun
Smol Asriel: and it would make sense for them to know about her
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Smol Asriel: wanna do?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You cared enough to think badly on your self because of this. And, that's honestly one of the things that makes you good."
Smol Asriel: "...alright.."
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Bondertale: shit, why not. Well talk more later, too tired tonight to make any sort of mini-arc
Smol Asriel: "Caring doesn't matter though.. care as much as I want and I still can't save anyone..."
Smol Asriel: kewl
Gaster: So what would happen if you were forced not to take the drug?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because you feel like you didn't do enough, even when you did, you know? Always striving to do more for others. That's a good personality."
Smol Asriel: I was wondering what to do with them anyway since yall just capped niles without getting the info
Betterton: -grins-
Betterton: Wanna find out?
Betterton: -cuts the shit-
Gaster: .. Uh. Okay.
Betterton: I'll answer that for you: No, you don't.
MettatonSEX: the only reason is bc of fake jager
Betterton: I get big, powerful, and absolutely fucking mental.
Smol Asriel: "I guess.."
Gaster: blinks. Scientific curiosity's almost got the better of him.
Gaster: So, like the hulk.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Please don't be so hard on yourself."
MettatonSEX: If you try shit I will hurt you.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because i hate to see such an innocent kid so sad everyday..."
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Barchar: still wants to fucking murder WDG
Betterton: Jeez, maybe I'm not the one who needs this shit.
Betterton: -passes some rust to MSEX-
Smol Asriel: "How long have you been here..?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Awhile.@
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Barchar: doesn't know how he thought doing that when she was supposed to do something for him made sense, but fuck if she cares
Smol Asriel: "Oh..."
MettatonSEX: I don't breathe.
Gaster: Don't take it, darling, we need to set a good example for the kids.
Betterton: -shrugs-
Betterton: Your win.
Betterton: -stashes it-
MettatonSEX: Gaster. I can't inhale.
MettatonSEX: I don't breathe.
Gaster: I know.
MettatonSEX: All those breathy noises are fake.
Gaster: ((gaster: you inhale dong just fine though
MettatonSEX: Anyway.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He carefully pick up Smazzy, and places him onto his lap, sitting down. He's hugs the kid, while he sits in his lap.-
Betterton: (("ayy"
MettatonSEX: Just don't hurt my friends or my husband, and we'll be fine, okay?
Betterton: -mutters under his breath "probably doesn't cure PMS anyway"-
Betterton: Fine.
Smol Asriel: hugs back, if he sat him any way other than towards him, he can't turn, so the hug is awkward
MettatonSEX: ....
Betterton: -shrugs-
Betterton: Whoops, bit too loud. Maybe I need more.
MettatonSEX: You realize I can hear you and I don't even have a proper full reproductive system, right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Well, since he's hugging back, he turns the child towards him.-
Betterton: -snort snort motherfucker-
Betterton: Ok.
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Gaster: ...
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Gaster: sighs and leans against his husband.
: Sicily is just boredly looking through a magazine at her cart, feet propped up and pages turning.
Betterton: Yeah so this stuff makes me an asshole.
Smol Asriel: his legs flop around like the cripple gote he is
MettatonSEX: leans back.
Betterton: Especially when you consider that I'm already an asshole by nature.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're adorable."
MettatonSEX: So you're just going full anus, got it.
Gaster: At least you admit it.
Betterton: -shrugs-
: ((Sicily: Ooh, these porn magazines are nice.))
Smol Asriel: smiles
Betterton: Put yourself in my position and I guarantee you'll get somebody killed within a week.
Smol Asriel: "Thanks.."
Betterton: It's been two months for me and frankly I'm pretty proud.
MettatonSEX: I mean probably.
Smol Asriel: is an ugly fuck
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Asriel_Dreemurr: -And he's gonna tell him that.-
Smol Asriel: AD gets 7 years bad luck for lying
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Ducking.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Duck off you Flock))
: The phrase 'didn't i accidently break that fool' pops in her head for a bit.
: But then she just goes back into her mag.
Smol Asriel: duck off you flock
MettatonSEX: I'm not gonna deny I'm a dick, I just only express it when needed.
Betterton: Ok. So let me get this straight.
Smol Asriel: "I'm sure you're cute.."
: ((Smazzy x AD
: ((lolno
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pssh."
Smol Asriel: ((Rielas will be real again goddammit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Frisk will say it, all the time."
MettatonSEX: You can't get straight here, sorry.
Betterton: Imagine you're kinda a bit of a dick. It's in your nature to kinda be a dick. However, you spend most of your time concentrating on not being a dick.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But who knows, I've only got three opinions in my favor."
Betterton: With me so far?
: ((Who came up with the name Rielas anyways))
Smol Asriel: ((I don't remember
: ((I think I did but I'm not so sure
Betterton: Then all of a sudden you have sandpaper rubbing all over you and inside you for good measure for good measure.
Gaster: ((he said for good measure twice for good measure
Betterton: Bit hard to concentrate on not being a dick, right?
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
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Betterton: -it was a stutter-
Betterton: ((of the thumbs))
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton: actually i get off to that
Smol Asriel: ((Penis_eye is a tag you know
Gaster: nods.
Gaster: ((SLARV
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Smol Asriel: ((kek
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Smol Asriel: ((Because it's 1 am
DamnDude: (( Can I come in without Slar listing off Cringe fetishes in image/word format? ))
: ((I'm so fucking tired))
Gaster: ((yes
Smol Asriel: ((And my dog woke me up at 7 AM
: ((but fuck it I'm not gonna go to sleep))
Betterton: ((sounding
: ((I googled Rielas
: ((http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/valkyria/images/b/bd/Riela_Marcellis.png/revision/latest?cb=20110821010738c
Smol Asriel: feels his face
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Smol Asriel: "You feel cute"
Gaster: ((it's the rielas lovechild
Betterton: ((Does Marcellis look like a bitch to you?))
DamnDude: (( I don't think that's even possible ))
Smol Asriel: ((No
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I feel cute?@
: "Sooooo."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, that's good enough for me."
: She says, flipping a page in her magazine. "Whats up tonight?"
Smol Asriel: ((What?
: Just a general question to whoever's in the bar at the time.
Betterton: ((Slarv have you never seen Pulp Fiction?))
Smol Asriel: ((I have
Betterton: ((Oh
Smol Asriel: ((I was giving you the goddamn line
Betterton: ((I'm fucking dumb
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Make that four opinions in my favor."
Smol Asriel: ((>Does he look like a bitch
Smol Asriel: ((>No
Smol Asriel: ((>Then why you tryna fuck him like one
Gaster: stirs a little. "Eh..."
Gaster: ((oh guys hang on there's a vine
Smol Asriel: "And fluffy"
Betterton: ((Well you forgot "say what one Meir goddamn time"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of course."
Betterton: ((Meir
Betterton: ((what
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm very fluffy.@
Smol Asriel: ((One meir
Smol Asriel: where he's not horribly burned, he's still 300% floofy
: The quiet answer gives her all she needs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're fluffier."
Smol Asriel: and his memetic cognitohazard is still in effect
Smol Asriel: "Everyone says I am"
: "So either you're all being jerks, or everything is fine."
MettatonSEX: shrugs
Betterton: -shrugs too-
MettatonSEX: Everything's alright.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fluffiest goat I've ever felt."
Betterton: -swirls the rust with his finger-
MettatonSEX: snuggles his husband.
Smol Asriel: smiles
Betterton: ((Christ BTT is edgy as fuck
Gaster: ((http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/146612446248/moonblossom-willcub-i-have-a-feeling-this
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: "Huh." She looks at Betterton.
Betterton: ((I'm ashamed it's come to this
: "Didn't you get broken in half?"
Gaster: ((he swirls his robot cocaine like a goddamn
Gaster: ((idk
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's a lotta people in right now for this time of day/night))
Gaster: ((ikr
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.
Betterton: It didn't stick.
Smol Asriel: pets his ears
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: "I mean, broken things generally don't stick." She flips another page in her magazine.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Those soft and fluffy?"
Smol Asriel: "Yep"
Smol Asriel: "Softer than the prinny"
: ((I wonder what's actually in that mag))
Gaster: blushes a little.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know."
Smol Asriel: he left it on the couch
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have to use like, a whole bottle of conditioner to keep my fur like this."
Betterton: Ever ripped off your legs, regret them, rinse and repeat a few times, and tie your disembodied legs together to make a rope to save your friends' lives?
MettatonSEX: I love when you get like this.
Gaster: ...
Gaster: What the hell man.
MettatonSEX: smooch.
Smol Asriel: "I haven't.. showered in a while"
MettatonSEX: Also no.
: Her mag is covered in ads for 'top of the line servants for demon nobles' 'Krichevskoy family scandle: Is Sicily actually the overlord's sister?' and 'Get a succubus tail like Beauty Queen Etna's today!'
Betterton: I never did either, but I just wanted to see your reactions.
Gaster: shuts up after he's kissed again.
: "...I mean, thats kind of."
: "Edgy."
Smol Asriel: "Sorry.."
: ((Metta: Knock 'em dead, darling. -Frisk fucking knocks Asriel and Asriel dies- Metta: ...... That's not what I meant.))
Gaster: blushes again.
: "And I live in hell."
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Betterton: ((I'm going to embrace the edge for now))
Betterton: ((While cloying in large doses, it's not so bad every once in a while))
: She flips another page, not seemingly too engaged in the conversation he's having.
Betterton: -shrugs-
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Betterton: ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's there to be sorry about?"
Smol Asriel: "Do I smell bad?"
: "I mean, can't be worse than a splinter."
: "Splinters suck."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: -Does he.-
: ((I once got a splinter))
Betterton: I wouldn't know.
: ((On my finger))
: ((It was hell to get out))
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Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/jt64bxG.jpg
: "Ah right, all you mettatons are like some kind of...dullahans or something."
: "No skin."
Betterton: But hard for wood to piece this.
Smol Asriel: smells like a goat who hasn't showered in weeks
MettatonSEX: Robots.
: "I'd assume so."
: -Flip-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I mean, you could use a shower, but it's not that bad, so, I'm fine with it.@
Gaster: Robots with soul.
Betterton: Presumably.
: "No, robots are a completely different monster-class."
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Smol Asriel: "I'll.. go get one. If you'll tell me where the bathroom is"
: "And they talk like giant calculators using Willfromafar."
Betterton: Ok.
Betterton: -doesn't know what that is-
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MettatonSEX: ...
: (( http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/e/ef/D1_Dark_Knight_Concept.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100926181053&path-prefix=en When I say Dullahan I don't mean fucking durararara ))
: ((Smazzy gets water in his empty eye sockets
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He leans him to the bathroom, and the shower, and then lets him take one.-
: ((Smazzy dies
MettatonSEX: ((hi celty
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He considered helping him with somethings but that would be weird.-
Smol Asriel: nods
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Smol Asriel: he gets out of his wheelchair and sits in the shower, doing his thing
Betterton: Hey want to see a party trick?
: She idly pulls some kind of big bottle out of her booth, sipping it. "Sure."
Gaster: ... Mmmaaaybe?
Smol Asriel: takes him damn near two hours but he finally finishes it
Betterton: -rips off his left pinky and swallows it-
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Betterton: Ta-dah!
MettatonSEX: ....
Smol Asriel: and another hour to dry off and get back out
Asriel_Dreemurr: "All done?"
Betterton: -it grows back within 30 seconds-
Smol Asriel: "Yeah"
MettatonSEX: Nice.
: "Yep, some kind of Spectre."
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MettatonSEX: Wish I could regenerate, but eh.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He picks him up, returning to the couch snuggle.-
Betterton: Better be nice, that fucking hurt.
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Smol Asriel: re-snuggles
: She idly taps a sign on her cart. She's 'open' again, and selling her wares.
Gaster: claps.
Gaster: ((http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/144667466263/nutastic-i-thought-it-was-about-time-i-make-a
MettatonSEX: pops his legy off.
: ((Batter: -bursts into the bar- DID I HEAR "SPECTRES"?))
Betterton: -draws the rust into a familiar symbol-
: ((Sicily: who the hell...))
Betterton: - ß -
: I mean, she's still gonna be reading a mag and sipping netherworld liquor that she DOES NOT look old enough to be drinking, but she's apparentl-
CryingEevee OOC: ((so i'm on tv tropes... that's a terrible way to start a sentence, actually))
Smol Asriel: is now floofier
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So floofy..."
: Anywyas, she's selling her shit.
: "Thats a neat symbol you got there."
Smol Asriel: has reached 320% floof
: "Some kinda crest or something?"
Smol Asriel: your hand sinks into it
MettatonSEX: pops it back on
Betterton: -undoes it and makes a [s]pentagram[/s] octogon-
MettatonSEX: ...
Betterton: No.
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyways, i found a trope called "My Friends... and Zoidberg" and i found that amusing. that is all))
MettatonSEX: An octagon.
MettatonSEX: ((i like that trope
Betterton: give me a break I'm bored
Gaster: It's got 8 sides.
: ((I like fastball special))
: "I like eights."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like."
MettatonSEX: We found an octagon.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your floof is so much."
Betterton: you know what an octagon means?
: "...God you are all up on drugs aren't you?"
Betterton: Fucking stop.
: She's saying this in reaction over these two fucking hyping over an octagon.
MettatonSEX: It's got 8 glorious angles.
Gaster: leans back.
Gaster: ((me @myself http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/145215201973
Smol Asriel: "I used a lot of conditioner"
MettatonSEX: is playing voice clips from the octagon meme
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, it was worth it."
: ((Chalkzone was the shit))
Gaster: isn't on drugs. Hes sleep deprived.
Betterton: -snorts it ALL-
Betterton: -falls off the stool-
Gaster: ((it was one of my favorites as a kid.
Betterton: shiiiiiiit.
MettatonSEX: ((rudy you gotta draw something
Betterton: ((*burp* Morty ya gotta))
: "..."
MettatonSEX: Damn, you okay?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i never had the chance to watch chalkzone much))
Gaster: ((me at almost all times of the day: YOU GOTTA DRAW SOMETHING
Betterton: ((ya gotta draw a THING morty))
Smol Asriel: smiles
: "I can like, get some prinnies to drag him out of her if he passes out."
CryingEevee OOC: ((in fact, i never watched much tv))
Betterton: No.
Gaster: (("aww gee rick, i don't know, rudy's got the chalk"
Betterton: -gets up shakily-
: ((i'm gonna go the hell to bed now))
: ((gn
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn frisky))
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Gaster: ((gn
: Gn
Betterton: I'm going to... I'm going to kill all the Alphyses... that can only end well right?
Gaster: No, it won't.
MettatonSEX: Nooooooooooonononono.
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Betterton: like no shitty ironic twist or anything
: Thats just fucking B but as a mettaton.
Smol Asriel: leans into the pets
Betterton: ((relax
Betterton: ((I'm ironically memeing
: I'm laughing my ass of at this
MettatonSEX: Last time someone tried that there was a shitty ironic twist.
Smol Asriel: ((This is great
UnexpectedGimli: "And my axe!"
Betterton: fuck
Gaster: And the guy who did it...
Gaster: Gah... I don't know.
Betterton: what about him
MettatonSEX: Frustrating.
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Gaster: I don't think he'd appreciate me running my mouth about him.
Betterton: but can I just go... and kill them
MettatonSEX: He's dead anyway.
Gaster: No.
Betterton: please it won't hurt anybody
MettatonSEX: No.
Gaster: It will hurt them!
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Betterton: no they can't feel pain
Gaster: Yes they can!
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He pets more, hugging him close.-
Betterton: lizards... no they don't feel pain
Gaster: [sub]trust me on that i learned the hard way[/sub]
MettatonSEX: My son has one friend left and she happens to be an Alphys.
Betterton: preeeety sure
MettatonSEX: Well, one non-home timeline friend.
Betterton: *except two "t"s
Betterton: well I need to see for myself
Betterton: didn't look like it hurt when my Alphys died it's all cool
Gaster: They can feel pain, but - No, don't kill them!
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Betterton: what was the ironic twist maybe I can avoid it
Betterton: learn from history y'know
Smol Asriel: purrs
Gaster: ... Okay, fine. Last guy was an undyne.
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Betterton: uh
Gaster: And he adopted an alphys.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...So adorable..."
Gaster: ... It's kind of complicated.
Betterton: already confused
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Betterton: on two matters really
MettatonSEX: Also, if you devastate my son I will destroy everything you care about as you watch, then you.
Betterton: no you
Gaster: yawns.
Betterton: so why was Undyne a dude
Gaster: Speaking of our children... I'm gonna go check on them, then head to bed.
Gaster: Goodnight, dear.
MettatonSEX: Alright, darling.
MettatonSEX: Love you.
Betterton: and why did he run around killing and adopting his true love
Betterton: what the fuck
MettatonSEX: smooches Gaster.
Gaster: gets up, smiling. "Love you too."
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MettatonSEX: Amalgamate bullshit, rage, bullshit, eh.
Betterton: that sounds so fucking contrived
MettatonSEX: It was.
Betterton: maybe he was just a dude who liked killing Alphys and he was lying to you huh
MettatonSEX: He's dead now.
MettatonSEX: Who the fuck knows.
Betterton: did you see him die
MettatonSEX: He was turning to dust on the old couch.
MettatonSEX: We got a new couch after for a different reason.
Betterton: -jk-
MettatonSEX: ((Blt
Betterton: ((blyat
MettatonSEX: (([i]b[/i]lt
MettatonSEX: ((everyone is b
Betterton: ((how could we have been so blind
MettatonSEX: ((i'm b
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just holds gote kid close.-
Betterton: (([i]b[/i]lind
Betterton: ((daredevil is b
Betterton: did you though
DamnDude: (( Slar and B secretly never switched back ))
MettatonSEX: I don't care at this point.
MettatonSEX: ((b got hellaton killed
Betterton: ((OH SHIT CAUGHT ME
Betterton: not dead, dumbass
MettatonSEX: ((in slarvs arc hellaton died
MettatonSEX: ((he got better though
MettatonSEX: Whatever.
: Phoenix Wright: ((That's all the proof I need ))
Betterton: (("He died, but he got better"
MettatonSEX: ((no im serious
MettatonSEX: ((he was revived by a save
MettatonSEX: shrugs, leaving. "Bye."
Betterton: but yeah the bastard is still around fucking his daughter or whatever you s-
Betterton: ok
MettatonSEX: is tired
MettatonSEX: ((gn friendos
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: She's still here, of course.
Betterton: -leaves too sayonara cowboys-
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DamnDude: (( And then there were a few ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((indeed))
Smol Asriel: falls asleep with gote
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CryingEevee OOC: (("Scarf of Asskicking" is a trope))
CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))
DamnDude: (( I have no idea what that would imply trope wise ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((having a scarf to show you're a badass, from the looks of it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((like digaea laharl... it's weird i need to point out it's the actual game laharl and not the high preist))
DamnDude: (( Guess you're right ))
CryingEevee OOC: (("Crocodile Tears"))
DamnDude: (( ...Is it bad that I like the Accapella remix of Rebirth's soundtrack much more than the normal soundtrack? ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, probably not))
DamnDude: (( Here is the UG Fight in Accapella: https://soundcloud.com/user-64349047/chorus-mortis-ultra-greed-fight?in=user-64349047/sets/the-binding-of-isaac-acapella-mod ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((while personally not my style, i can see why you would like a remix better than the original))
DamnDude: (( It's not my style either is the thing ))
DamnDude: (( But it's more my style than most of the soundtrack, when compared to the flash game soundtrack ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm, i can't remember like, any classic isaac songs except for the basement theme, so i think i much prefer rebirth/afterbirth's ost. and i haven't really heard any remixes either... although i'm pretty sure i like godmode's ost better than classic or rebirth's.))
DamnDude: (( You don't remember Satan's or Isaac's themes for Flash? ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((nope, i SUCKED at the classic issac, i never got to isaac until i did in rebirth))
DamnDude: (( Dude, look up their themes ))
DamnDude: (( It puts their Rebirth versions to shame ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((sounds meatboy-ish, well satn's theme does))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*stan))
: ((Laharl is the definition of Scarf of Asskicking))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey DD have you listened to godmode's ost?))
DamnDude: (( That's because the guy who made Meat Boy's music made Flash's music as well ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i know that))
DamnDude: (( I'm listening to it right now, nothing that special so far ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i really like the noise of silence, the throne of the sacred, and the savior))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also intense movement which is the normal boss theme))
DamnDude: (( These fit better than Rebirth's soundtrack does, but honestly I still feel like the songs I like from Flash are better, but at least these are somewhat closer compared to Rebirth ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm, i personally like them best, but whatever man))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it may be that i've just played godmode so much the songs gre on me))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*grew))
DamnDude: (( I can't say that for Rebirth's soundtrack at all ))
DamnDude: (( Also, these kind of have the problem of doing the save 5 notes over and over for like a minute, until it builds up. ))
DamnDude: (( I know not all the songs have it and I checked out the songs you suggested, but if you go through the first four songs in the playlist, they all have the same exact issue ))
DamnDude: (( I was about to say one of the next songs was my favorite so far, but then a terrible instrument came in and I thought I was gonna have a head ache ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((which song?))
DamnDude: (( 04 ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, that's the it lives theme. you won't be able to hear a lot of it over the game audio anyway. it's not that good regardless.))
DamnDude: (( It was great until the second part came in and then I thought my ears were gonna die ))
DamnDude: (( Also I accidentally closed it and then I'm listening to SGDQ ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you laharl, if you're still here, i just re-learned that a character in pkemon super mystery dungeon has a german accent, so reilic's accent is justified))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*yo lharl))
CryingEevee OOC: ((close enough))
CryingEevee OOC: (('harl. short for laharl))
: ((Lol))
DamnDude: (( So, Twitch Chat is Cancer ))
DamnDude: (( And rain is wet ))
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DamnDude: (( I missed half of LBP, but apparently the co-commentator said almost nothing the entire time ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((so earlier i did something, and i mentally responded to it with "i'm a clever demon" so uhh. that's a thing i for some reason decided to share.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((in other news i found a webcomic i'm really liking through TVtropes of all things))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Barchar: (hi)
Barchar: (Today day day day day day, day day daydayday day day day day. By now, now-now-now-now-now, now now now now now now now)
Barchar: (I don't believe that [i]anybody[/i] feels the way I do. Doo doo doo doo doo.)
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: ((heya
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -has been eating like a [i]fucking [u]queen[/u][/i]. Prinny-made food is best food.-[/color][/font]
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Barchar: (hio bio)
Barchar: (bye-o hio)
CryingEevee OOC: ((bio go to ohio))
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Emb: ((hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Emb: ((beat bastion
Emb: ((choices are hard ;-;
Emb: ((was a fun game tho
Barchar: (what'd you do?)
Emb: ((save and restore
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Smol Asriel: ((EW RESTORER?
Smol Asriel: ((NASTY
Emb: (( :(
Smol Asriel: ((Don't you trust Zia? Or whatever her name is it's been a few years since I played bastion
Emb: ((yeah? why
Smol Asriel: ((You betrayed her
Emb: ((wait really
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Emb: ((fuck
Smol Asriel: ((Did you not talk to them at the end
Emb: ((no
Smol Asriel: ((You fuck
Emb: ((dammit
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Smol Asriel: (("Sorry but... the best times in my life were after the calamity.. I-I don't think I want to go back to.. that"
: ((This is when Tri realizes he fucked up.))
Emb: ((well...you can't please everyone i guess
Smol Asriel: ((Yes you can, with the other ending
Emb: ((rucks is fine with evacuation
Emb: ((?
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Smol Asriel: ((Rucks is fine with both
Emb: ((fucking
Smol Asriel: ((Rip tri, at least you got the achievement for being a bad person
Emb: ((at least i saved zulf is that a good
Smol Asriel: ((Not if you restored ;)
Barchar: (isn't resetting not making people happy though?)
Barchar: (because they don't remember)
Emb: ((well
Barchar: (and i think most people in the game are prtty miserable)
Smol Asriel: ((Flame you wanna do the thing now
Emb: ((i mean if i can reset an apocalypse i'd assume everyone would be happy about that
Smol Asriel: ((But here's the thing
Emb: ((but because i don't talk to people i didn't find out that that's not true
Smol Asriel: ((It just happens again
Smol Asriel: ((The apocalpyse happens again
Emb: ((srs
Smol Asriel: ((That's what Rucks said once
Emb: ((why the fuck would there even be a reset option then
Smol Asriel: ((I don't know
Smol Asriel: ((It's so blatantly the bad option
Smol Asriel: ((If you talked to people
Emb: ((i didn't do a single good thing then
Smol Asriel: ((Ripperoo
Smol Asriel: is asleep on goat parent
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is seventeen prolly not cut out o be gote parent.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Hw wakes up.-
Smol Asriel: he's better than the other two already
Smol Asriel: you can't tell if he's awake or asleep easily, what with the no eyes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Barchar: (oh yeah the thing, right)
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He decides to be quiet just in case he is asleep.-
Barchar: (I mean, i guess all we need to do is figure out some way for people to know that they're in the camp thing)
Barchar: (and also how nazi man would even deal with something like them)
Smol Asriel: ((I can take care of it
Barchar: (well then whatever)
Smol Asriel: ((And if you FUCKS didn't just cap niles you'd know about all of them
Barchar: (hiw could you expect us to not cap niles)
Smol Asriel: ((I mean
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Barchar: (I mean if WDG didn't do it, Barchar probably would have once smol was safe)
Smol Asriel: ((Not fucking blow a gote-head half off in the process
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just pets gote kid, during his potential sleep.-
Smol Asriel: ((So you had to rush out
Barchar: (well yeah that was kinda oops)
Smol Asriel: purrs
Barchar: (But it was all fucking Yazan's fault)
Smol Asriel: ((So you couldn't look at the computer
Barchar: (I never asked for this)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You awake?"
Smol Asriel: does not respond
Smol Asriel: ((And see where fanta's shit was being downloaded to
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Angel Maker Fardy [].
: Meanwhile in Ytori's timeline
Barchar: TK-421?
: No
: Her original timeline
Barchar: ah
: The Btale squad is currently in a large prison-like facility
: And their execution date is today
Bondertale: it's not a particularly large squad, but hey
: After like a month of forced labor your reward is ded
: The guards approach the cell
Bondertale: wow, what a dick
: "Up and out, today's the day"
: They open the cell, keeping their guns trained. There's upwards of 50000 other monsters there
Bondertale: Frisk stands up, hands in their pockets. They luck fucking pissed, but not much more they can do
: Like a month ago these fucks burst into ur house and took u
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: ((Are they gonna like, break out or does someone need to go save them))
Bondertale: Toriel, however, is pretty much a hot mess by this point. She's...resigned, but looks like she's about to snap and stop being so.
: One guard goes to get Toriel, the other keeping their gun on Frisk
: ((Because I remember the nazis))
Barchar: (Yeah, uh)
: ((Don't worry
: ((It was kinda hard to break out of their camps))
: ((There's gonna be an explosion
: ((Oh))
Barchar: (ooh fun)
: ((And you can run after that
: They force her up, dragging her out
: ((Someone's breaking you out, who is yet unknown
Bondertale: "Guuh..." She followed, frisk keeping close.
: They walk you to the building where a lot of people go into but not many come out of
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: ((Hello
DamnDude: (( Hola ))
: "Stand on the platform, the firing squad is there"
Bondertale: are in a nazi concentration camp basically
: I like how nobody's noticed the name
Bondertale: I have, but haven't said it
DamnDude: (( I'm just checking in, I may not be here a lot today, because after I mow the lawn and do some other minor bs, I have to tutor someone ))
Bondertale: I mean I dunno if 'fardy' is a reference to something or something
: They force them ahead
: It is
: Literally Fardy Hernandez runs this camp
Bondertale: Frisk stumbles a bit, but they make it up. Much as they wish they didn't.
: There's like 6 dudes in front of you with big ass guns
Bondertale: Welp. There went the plan of 'pull out the pistol and try to go fucking berserk'. They doubted it would work anyway
: They raise their guns, is this the end for our heroes?
: ((Frisk would pull out he pistol spin around shooting, not saying Die die die, but certainly thinking it))
: (("Sextuple kill!" "TEAM KILL!"))
Emb: ((ace!
Barchar: (Pistols don't work as well for a death blossom as shotguns do, i don't thibk)
Barchar: (especially just one)
: ((Well))
: ((Doesn't he actually use those grenade things on his belt))
Bondertale: Frisk sighs, shrugging. Well, they had a good run.
: ((Or does he just use the guns))
Barchar: (not that I know of?)
Barchar: (Pretty much just the guns)
: Toriel is forced up there as well
: ((Pistols would not work as well, so frisk would have to scream high noon))
: The other guards get out of the way
Barchar: (They'd try to do so anyway)
Barchar: (They'd think it [i]really loud[/i])
: ((True, true))
: ((Or they would draw a clock with both hands facing up))'l
: "3"
: "2"
: "1"
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Emb: ((hello frisk
: There's a loud bang
: Except it's not the guns
DamnDude: (( "3""2"1""FRISKY" ))
: It's a massive explosion taking out the firing squad, you hear similar booms from other places in camp. An alarm sounds
Bondertale: look at it, both of their mouths wide open. "...WE'RE RUNNING!" Toriel said, grabbing Frisk's hand and going through the hole
: The guards don't stop you, they're looking for the fucker who blew up the wall
: You're in the main courtyard now
: There's another hole in the wall that leads out
: But it's past the sniper towers
Bondertale: Frisk silently curses not knowing any monsters that can cloak. Toriel's huge hand magic comes on their sides, as Frisk nods, making some on the top and front. It might not have been foolproof, but screw it, it would probably work. Long as they covered their back fast enough.
: It does work, a shot comes through and gets deflected off
: The hole is ahead, the tower explodes behind you and starts crumbling
: Actually it's falling
: Right at you
: What do?
Bondertale: Did not learn from the prometheus school of running awway from things. sidestep.
: Good flame
: It's right ahead now, some other monsters are escaping through it
: Inside, they're rolling out the tanks, so you'd better get out fast
Bondertale: run, RUN RUN RUN
: You made it!
: And you're in the snow
Bondertale: Toriel looks around, for some sort of...hint to where an anydoor might be
Frisk_Dreemurr: -She is now also with gote kid, back in the bar.-
Bondertale: Considering they were probably unconscious when they were first put in here, well, they can't exactly remember.
: Snowy forest, there's lights in the distance
: They've released the hounds behind you
Bondertale: Well. Run towards the lights, she guesses.
: You arrive in snowdin
Bondertale: Frisk turns around, firing a few blasts from their miniature chaos buster. More like an...unrest pea shooter.
: The anydoor is ahead, the chaos behind you is long gone
: Angel Maker Fardy [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Bondertale: Frisk walks over, their mind racing. They had three options, and none of them seemed perfect. But, well, the best option...
Barchar: looks over, as a lanky 15-year old and a gotemom stumble in, breathing heavily
Emb: ((is obviously to run towards the hounds
Smol Asriel: nuzzles into gote until
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He calmly lets frisk hold gote child for now, going to the anydoor.-
Smol Asriel: "H-huh?"
Frisk_Dreemurr: "Hi!"
Frisk_Dreemurr: -Frisk no he's right there.-
Bondertale: Toriel collapses, rubbing her face. "I'm here. We're here. We're alive. Oh my god, we're alive." frisk shrugged, nodding.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you guys okay?0
Smol Asriel: gets the fuck into that wheelchair and rolls over as fast as he fuckin can
Frisk_Dreemurr: "...Well geez."
Bondertale: Frisk shook their head. Toriel babbles a bit, trying to explain what the hell happened to them
Smol Asriel: "Mom?!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Wait, you're his mom?"
Bondertale: looks up. "Asriel!? Oh my god, are you okay!?"
Smol Asriel: flops out of the chair and hugs her on whatever he can find
Barchar: stays silent, glaring at Btori.
Bondertale: we'll call it the arm.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just steps away.-
Smol Asriel: he aint ok and she can tell that
Bondertale: "Wh-what happened? What have we missed?"
Smol Asriel: "Where were you.."
Barchar: "Everything, you freaking..." Barchar muttered.
Bondertale: "We...I...I don't know. We were just at home, when these p-people showed up, and started trying to fight us. We got knocked out, and next thing we knew..."
Smol Asriel: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Bondertale: "We were in some sort of...compound?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's listening to them, standing not to far away.-
Bondertale: "A-and...they were going to execute us, but then...I don't know. Explosions, and we-we ran, and..."
Bondertale: shook her head, trying to even figure out how to put her scrambled thoughts into words. Frisk would help, but, well...
Smol Asriel: "Oh no.. I-I'm so sorry..."
: ((Slarvath, do you ever use a whip on AD?))
Barchar: (yes)
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
: ((No))
: ((Maybe))
Smol Asriel: nuzzles her, if he had tear ducts he'd be crying, but he only sniffles
Barchar: (We all know, ad)
DamnDude: (( It's the other way around ))
: ((Bread won't admit that he likes it
Smol Asriel: ((I also used hypnotism which is why he's being a fuccboi
Bondertale: Toriel picked him up, sitting on the couch, still trying to...recombobulate
: ((I'm not a masochist))
Barchar: (why do you need to brainwash him for that)
Barchar: (he does that anyway)
: ((Also look, at least I'm not a fuccboi normally, Slarv))
Barchar: (yes you are)
Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah?
Barchar: (dolie)
Smol Asriel: ((Potato salad
Barchar: (don't lie*)
Smol Asriel: ((*That's his hypno trigger*
: ((Potato salad))
: ((Is that the best you can come up with))
Smol Asriel: ((See, complete fuccboi
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna get hypnotized soon and if you find my words i will kill you
Barchar: (That's a shitty hypno trigger)
: ((It's probably gonna be fuck goat))
Barchar: (what if you just want to have some fucing potato salad)
Smol Asriel: ((Idk, Azzy's GF is gonna do it
Smol Asriel: ((To have us switch
Barchar: (also wait you're actually going to-huh)
Barchar: (I thought you were joking)
Smol Asriel: "I missed you.."
Smol Asriel: ((No, I wanna switch
Smol Asriel: ((And she says she can do it
Bondertale: "I missed you too..." toriel said, her voice slightly croaky
Smol Asriel: smiles at her, looking as close to 'about to cry' as he can without eyes
Smol Asriel: he makes the sounds like he's crying
Bondertale: Toriel holds him tight, as Frisk looks around, looking at Grillby, disappointed they still had 6 years before they could get a drink.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just returns to Frisk, his frisk, on the couch.-
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: ((AD: let's make sum sweet lavo tonite))
Bondertale: would they have ever heard Fardy's name?
: ((hi chime
Barchar: (hi chime)
Barchar: (Btale just escaped from a nazi concentration camp)
Gaster: ((I know, i read the logs
: ((Oh, Toriel and Frisk are jews?))
Bondertale: Frisk fished through their pocket. Well, they still had the notepad at least. They sat down, flipping through it
: ((No, they are soul anomalies))
Barchar: (if having a soul the angel makers don't like is the equivalent of being a jew)
Barchar: (then yes)
Smol Asriel: yes they know it was frady
: ((So they are jews
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Goner Kid [GK].
Smol Asriel: ((Fardy did nothing wrong I wanna gas dirty monsters
Smol Asriel: just holds onto her
: ((So it's confirmed that Slarvath jacks off to Bread being his slave and gassing dirty monsters
Smol Asriel: ((Like you needed confirmation
: ((True
: ((Very much true
Barchar: (U kinky hypnofuck)
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Barchar: glares at Toriel, though she's not paying much attention
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GK: -Who's the freaky girl, living in the spooky void? You'd better learn her name, 'cause she's Ash-ley!-
Frisk_Dreemurr: -She leans on Asriel.-
: ((Bread, do you secretly like being Slarvath's slave))
GK: -Yes, this little shit's here again. Just... staring out the window.-
: ((Well, I'm not slarvath's slave))
DamnDude: (( I knew you were going to make that joke ))
: ((But if we're playing along))
: ((Yes))
: ((It's not supposed to be a secret bby))
Emb: ((but that means no, because it's not a secret any more
: ((But you are Slarv's slave
: ((No need to play along
Barchar: (Which is ironic sense I used to call him 'slave' because of a typo)
Barchar: (since*)
: ((Slaveath))
Smol Asriel: ((I don't sub you fuck
: ((Slarvath is Bread's owner
Barchar: (Not as far as you remember, slarb)
Smol Asriel: ((Oh shit
Smol Asriel: stops for a second
Barchar: (dun dun dunn)
Smol Asriel: "I-it was my birthday yesterday.."
Bondertale: "Oh-oh...sorry...I wish I could have been there."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm pretty sure you gave him the best gift he can get right now..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's still listening to them.-
Smol Asriel: nuzzles in
Smol Asriel: "Y-you did.."
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Bondertale: Toriel smiled weakly. "I suppose so."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's... Going through some things, Toriel... It's really good you're here, to help him where I couldn't."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's nice to meet you, by the way."
Bondertale: "Oh, er, yes. Hello."
: ((Toriel: Since you took care of Asriel for me, you can now join the foursome.))
Barchar: (who's the third)
Barchar: (the first two are obvious, but who's the third)
: ((Smazzy))
Barchar: (okay now i'm off board)
: ((Toriel, Frisk, Smazzy, Frisk D, AD))
: ((That would be three minors))
: ((Two))
: ((Three))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is seventeen.-
: ((AD isn't a minor))
: ((Three.))
GK: ((i'm so proud of my state https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9KcZ_EWwY
: ((People fuck each other at seventeen
Emb: ((doing /=/ allowed to do
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Barchar: (isn't the AoC 16 in most places)
Emb: ((oh huh
Smol Asriel: keeps nuzzling
Smol Asriel: ((14 here in AL IIRC
: ((The usual one is 18 I'm fairly sure))
Smol Asriel: ((And you can fuck dogs which is nice
GK: ((it's sixteen here in michigan
Emb: ((12 is the youngest if you have permission
Emb: ((18 is youngest with no restrictions
: ((I thought the youngest was puberty))
: ((The age of consent in Canada is 16. All U.S. states set their limits between 16 and 18.
: ((Oh, never mind, talking about something else))
Barchar: (CAU: when jokes about foursomes evolve into discussions about the age of consent)
Smol Asriel: is legal in China, bitches
Emb: ((say a sentence and CAU can be defined by that sentence
: (( "In 2001, the law was amended to clarify the situation and confirm that the age of consent was 16 for all acts (only a person aged 18 or older can be punished for having sex with a 14-15 year old)."))
Smol Asriel: "I'm 10 now"
Emb: ((what state is undertale in?
Barchar: (the underground)
: ((New York - The age of consent is 17. It is illegal for anyone to have sex with someone under the age of 17. Texas -The age of consent is 17. The minimum age is 14 with an age differential of 3 years; thus, those who are at least 14 years of age can legally have sex with those less than 3 years older.
Emb: ((k
: ((Kek))
: ((It's legal to have sex with people aslong as both are under, or both are over))
: ((But that wouldn't make them not a minor))
Smol Asriel: ((ok so my request was 'some kind of gay jacket lol'
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: ((hi nein
: (( nein
: (( shitty idea that probably already exists: neindertale
GK: ((i'm watching the sgdq sonic 2006 playthrough
Smol Asriel: ((I'm making the gayest jacket possible
: (( i'm conceptualizing neindertale asriel
Emb: ((i'm playing bastion new game plus
GK: ((i was like, "huh wonder if one of the vinesauce people is doing sgdq"
Emb: ((i've never made an arc have i?
GK: ((i don't think you have
Emb: ((alright well
Emb: ((i have one planned, but i also want to do a bastion arc
Emb: ((but idk how to make arcs :/
GK: ((with arcs you gotta decide whether you wanna do fighting or not
GK: ((i've done one, maybe too?
GK: ((*two
Emb: ((i want to do fighting, but not like rpg fighting
GK: ((idk if the barkery counts as an arc
: (( why not too
Emb: ((not because rpg fighting is bad, it's a good idea, but it's just
Emb: ((it's a game in a game
: (( the game, the game, the game, the game, the game
Emb: ((so imo it works but it feels less meaningful
GK: ((i didn't do rpg fighting in any of my arcs
Emb: ((so it works for fun arcs, but bastion being a bit intense would be nice
Barchar: (Fardy lives in neintale)
Emb: ((so i'm just thinking roleplay fighting, since that works better against creatures rather than pvp
Barchar: (and barkery wasn't really an arc)
Barchar: (just...a thing)
: (( jk
Barchar: (sort of an overdramatic intro)
GK: ((it was like... a mini arc
: neindertale asriel: ( "barkery"
Barchar: (a personal ark)
: neindertale asriel: ( brilliant
Barchar: (arc*)
Barchar: (Well)
Barchar: (It's a bar/bakery)
Barchar: (/whorehouse but you can't make that a pun)
Barchar: (Brotharkery?)
: (( that doesn't sound right
DamnDude: (( Guys, let me ask... who ))
GK: ((that sounds like a let's player's name
DamnDude: (( is the captain ))
Emb: ((of what?
Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah
Smol Asriel: ((My angel maker semi-arc counts as 7
: (( "Hey guys it's Brotharkery here with another episode of Minecraft Roleplay"
DamnDude: (( Sonic 06, I'm watching the speedrun on SGDQ right now ))
GK: ((oh, you too?
Emb: ((oh idk
Barchar: (A brotharkery is a bakery where they serve pastries filled with broth)
: (("Today I'm having hard sex with this hot girl named Whore_666"))
: (( brotharkery is also a fake minecraft roleplay youtuber
GK: ((so like soup in a bread bowl
Emb: ((i now realize i have not eaten soup in a long time, and now i want soup
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DamnDude: (( ...I do not want to eat soup out of a bowl made out of AD ))
Smol Asriel: ((The bowl would leave before you finished
: (( i was about to say "who wouldn't want to eat AD"
Emb: ((btw gk who are you
GK: ((it's me, chime
Smol Asriel: ((Gay ass jacket
DamnDude: (( That's chime ))
Emb: ((oh hi
Smol Asriel: ((Motherfuckin gay jacket
GK: ((playing a goner kid
: (( "Motherfucking Gay Jacket" sounds like a band name
Barchar: (It's me ur brother)
: (( soup can switchblade, motherfucking gay jacket, [s]raccoon sex dungeon[/s]
Smol Asriel: is still hugging
GK: is staring out the window.
: [color=silver]Silver: (( NO! ))[/color]
: are an outdated meme
Smol Asriel: "I-I wanna go home with you.. I don't want to.. not see you again.."
Emb: ((back to bastion
: (( so I was playing elsa frozen dressup earlier today
: (( and then a thought just popped up into my head
Bondertale: Thinks. "O-okay."
Bondertale: tori isn't sure whether going back to her old home is the best idea
: (( replacing elsa with toriel
GK: ((NO
: (( and then I looked outside and saw my fridge
Smol Asriel: it got fucked when they broke in
: (( but then I realized that fridge [i]still[/i] doesn't fucking exist
DamnDude: (( Silence, fool ))
Smol Asriel: "W-wherever you go.."
: (( nonexistant fridge adventures
: ((I now have 60 shortcuts))
: ((Holy fucking hell))
GK: ((can you believe somebody sat down
GK: ((and figured out how to exploit sonic 06's brokeness for speedruns
: (( >sonic 06
: (( "[i]toriel undertale fun cute english dressup - flashgamesforkids.com[/i]"
Smol Asriel: ((Oh chime do you want that edgelord supreme pic to be the one that gets in game
GK: ((yes
Smol Asriel: ((k bby
DamnDude: (( Also I'm going to guess I'm the only one who saw the LBP speedrun ))
Smol Asriel: ((Making stats for the first boss now
DamnDude: (( And how lifeless the co-commentator was. ))
GK: ((i was probably out grocery shopping
: (( i extended my 3-letter name generator to 4 letters
: (( one of the results it printed out was "succ"
GK: ((lmao
: (( what a coincidence
Smol Asriel: ((How does 3000 INF sound
: ((Bad
: [font=Impact][i][color=#ff0000][u]I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES EVERY SINGLE NIGHT FOR THE A E S T H E T I C[/u][/color][/i][/font]
Barchar: (Poor)
Smol Asriel: ((4000 it is
Barchar: (We need at least 5000)
: ((5000 please
Smol Asriel: ((No I mean that's his
: ((Go higher
Smol Asriel: ((How much you need to fill
: ((I know
Barchar: (we know)
: ((Go higher
Barchar: (we're joking)
: WHITE VANS [] is now i still have nO UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THE FUCK IS [].
Smol Asriel: ((K
Smol Asriel: ((5000 it is
: ((Go higher
Smol Asriel: ((K
GK: ((what's the most inf we can get out of an attack
: ((Like))
Smol Asriel: ((Like 300 right now
: ((Yeah))
GK: ((okay that's not bad
Smol Asriel: ((But I just gave him 10000 to fill
Smol Asriel: ((Since you asked for it
GK: ((;-;
Barchar: (shit wait no)
DamnDude: (( I feel like this is going to be ridiculous ))
Barchar: (fuck you frisky if he actually keeps this we're straight-up fucked if we wanna spare him)
: ((;-;
: ((okay
GK: (("walls are just an abstract concept in this game"
DamnDude: (( Damn Straight ))
: ((Let's make a petition
: ((NO 10000
Smol Asriel: ((Jin just became the most OP motherfucker in chapter 1
: ((NO 10000
: ((NO 10000
GK: ((gdi
DamnDude: (( Slar, I'm just going to say realize that they're no going to be using the 300 until they find it, and that not everyone can do it. ))
Smol Asriel: ((I know
DamnDude: (( If you make a high cap, it just makes the better people better and the worse people worse ))
Smol Asriel: ((I was being nice with 3000
Smol Asriel: ((But you didn't want it
GK: ((can we have 3000 back
: ((We were joking
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe
: ((Can we have 3000 back
Smol Asriel: ((You'll have to wait and see
Barchar: (I'm not asking for 3000 back but like 5000 was fine)
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
: ((So))
: ((What do we do now
: ((Drown in our misery?))
GK: ((idk
Fk: kicks the door open. "WHAT UP MY YO-BROS!?"
GK: looks up. "Hello."
Fk: finger guns at Ashley. "Heh-hey, how's it goin', Ash?"
GK: "I exist. Somewhat."
Fk: "Yo, I TOTALLY get what you're saying, dawg."
DamnDude: (( Holy shit ))
Barchar: (what?)
DamnDude: (( Sonic 06 has a credits warp? Why have I not known of this ))
Barchar: (of coruse it has a credits warp)
Barchar: (it's sonic 0-bloody-6)
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GK: ((they're saying they didn't need to break the game
GK: ((it broke itself
GK: blinks. That's a first.
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Fk: "So, how's that all-up lady y'all are, uh...'following'?"
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
GK: "Momma is doing fine."
Fanta: is sleep, after a rousing night of hywel fuckin
Fanta: 12 times
Fanta: two back to back
Hywel: -Jesus. He isn't asleep anymore, cause you made him take that stamina potion.-
: (( "bread stop falling asleep during sex" -slarvath 2016
Fanta: it didn't last that long
Hywel: -AKA red bull on drugs.-
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Hywel: -It sure kept him up though.-
Fanta: awakens
: (( "red bull on drugs"
Fanta: "Mm.. morning"
Hywel: "Good afternoon."
Fanta: fell right asleep after number 12
Barchar: (better than the 400 orgasms with basriel)
Hywel: "It's afternoon."
Fanta: ((That's what happens when you're both shapeshifters
Fanta: "It is?"
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Hywel: "Yes."
Fanta: "Ah.. how'd you sleep?"
GK: flops over onto her side.
Hywel: "Terrible."
Hywel: "But I'm not tired so it's okay."
Fanta: "Aww.. that sucks"
Fk: "...Is that a normal thing? do normal people do that?"
MK: "No. The answer is no."
Fk: "Aw. Dang."
Fanta: "You tired me out"
Hywel: "No, I actually feel like I did sleep. Why didn't you take the potion? Worked wonders."
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: ((Lol))
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Hywel: "In fact."
Hywel: "I might not sleep tonight."
: ((Isn't the first boss the fucking kittyland thing you told us explicitly to kill?))
Fanta: "Ah shit, is that why you couldn't sleep?"
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: ((The INF is all a fucking ruuuuuse))
Hywel: "Probably."
Hywel: "Certainly."
GK: ((i thought we had to inf the kitty land boss
Hywel: "Yeah, that's why."
: ((Nah, he said it was the one we could get away with killing))
Barchar: (HE'S LYINGa)
Hywel: "But hey."
Hywel: "I don't give a ahit."
: Shit*
Fk: "Hey, so, uh...you call that grey lady your 'mama', right? Izzat...like, literal?"
GK: No.
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Fanta: "Sorry.."
Fk: "Aight. I'm not super hip to the jive on monster reproduction, but I didn't think a skeleton lady could usually make a little dino lady like y'all."
Hywel: "Sorry?"
Hywel: "I feel great."
GK: Mmmh hm.
Fanta: "You do..?"
GK: ((the potion wears off, and hywel sleeps for forty years
Fanta: set it for four hours
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Fanta: ((The kitty land boss used to be not infable due to the stupid amounts of edits i needed to make to his ending
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: ((Will you still let us kill his ass))
Fanta: ((You can
Fanta: ((But you'll miss a party member
Hywel: -Yes, but if you become awake for four hours, you'll probably be awake for the next day.-
GK: ((http://prntscr.com/bpmsr9
GK: ((he was just stuck there spinning
Fanta: "Did you at least enjoy yourself last night?"
: ((Yeah, we might want to grab that party member))
: ((So DD or someone can join in later))
Hywel: "Of course."
Fanta: "Good, because I certainly did"
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GK: shifts into a headstand.
Fanta: rolls off him
Fanta: fell asleep right after, and i mean right after
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: ((Guys, be careful around bakery knives))
: ((Seriously))
Fanta: ((His inf ending is stupid but it gets the job done
: ((This is a batter of loaf and death))
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GK: ((oh my god
: (( batter
Fanta: gives a quick kiss
: ((Why))
Fanta: "You're actually feeling fine?"
Hywel: -He gives another quick kiss.-
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Hywel: "Yeah, but I got bored and drew a mustache on your face."
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Barchar: (if you make that stale baguette weapon)
Barchar: (it has to say 'a batter of load and death' when you pick it up, slarv)
GK: ((load
DamnDude: (( Uh Chime ))
GK: ((yeah
DamnDude: (( Did you just see what happened ))
GK: ((... i saw it but i'm not sure what happened
Barchar: (what?)
DamnDude: (( OK, I'm glad we're in the same boat ))
GK: ((sonic just rammed into the dragon's head and it flew off into the sunset
: ((I had sonic 06 once))
: ((good times))
DamnDude: (( Estimated time: 1:10 Actual time !:01 And still no time for the box glitch ))
Barchar: (it's sonic 0-bloody-6 how does anything surprise you)
: ((I particularily liked accidently getting stuck under a fucking picnic table))
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DamnDude: (( TO THE MOON ))
GK: ((so next is metroid zero mission
Barchar: (I hope they make silver throw them out of the game)
Barchar: (oh too late okay)
DamnDude: (( They barely had time for box glitch ))
Barchar: (shame)
DamnDude: (( Honestly, BSC doing it is the best way to show that glitch ))
Barchar: (yeah)
Barchar: (true)
Barchar: (BSC just did an awesome job on 06 in general)
: Sicily flips a page in her magazine.
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DamnDude: (( Because they attempt to go for the infinite, they get thrown out of the invisible walls, mess around with the glitch, and then get sent to the moon ))
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Barchar: (Yeah)
Barchar: (BSC is great)
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Barchar: (It's like, the chill, 'friends playing videogames' tone of Game grumps with less sex humor and more people)
Fanta: "Whaaat?"
DamnDude: (( Exactly ))
Hywel: "Sorry."
Barchar: (and less of an underlying worry of them just phoning it in for cash, though I don't really think that's what the game grumps are doing)
Fanta: feels her face
Barchar: (But I don't think many people can accuse BSC for faking it)
Barchar: (the fact that ryan and lewis are basically remotionless 90% of the time helps that i guess but eh)
Fanta: looks in the mirror
DamnDude: (( It's not that they're motionless, it's just that it's one or the other talking normally, because they kind of have opposite tastes while having a similar personality ))
DamnDude: (( well, not motionless ))
DamnDude: (( emotionless ))
Barchar: (I dunno, they're so...monotone most of the time)
Barchar: (Lewis less so than ryan)
Barchar: (I dunno, I could really take BSC without ryan at all)
Barchar: (He's good for explaining shit in the game and not much else imo)
GK: ((okay twitch chat froze chrome so i'm going back to watching this on the vinesauce site
Barchar: (Ted, Lewis and Johnny though are pretty great)
Fanta: does she have moustache on fur
DamnDude: (( Ryan and Lewis are much better when they're all in the group, doing the party games at conventions ))
Barchar: (and the only guest I haven't liked so much is the one in touhouvania that just STUTTERED. ALL. THE TIME.)
DamnDude: (( Or just actually together in general ))
Barchar: (Like I get that he can't help it, but dammit, if you stutter that bad maybe games commentary isn't really your calling)
DamnDude: (( Fair enough ))
Barchar: (Clement, though, is a freaking god and he's great)
DamnDude: (( Yeah ))
Hywel: -It's drawn, and yes.-
Fanta: "Hywel you butt"
Hywel: "I was bored."
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Barchar: (also, unrelated: fuck the guardian challenge in rebirth)
Barchar: (well, afterbirth, technically)
Barchar: (you get me)
DamnDude: (( Speed and Brains are much worse ))
Hywel: "You can't blame me."
: i still have nO UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THE FUCK IS [] is now oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [].
Barchar: (At least speed and brains are skill-based)
Barchar: (with the guardian it's just)
DamnDude: (( Speed is not skill based ))
Barchar: (hope you don't meet any enemies that'll fuck you and hope you get to the heart with a lot of health)
Barchar: (i mean a walking host is just gg)
Barchar: (you can't fight that shit)
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DamnDude: (( Fair enough ))
Barchar: (sure in speed you have to get lucky with the path you take, but it's not like there's any enemy that can just end you by existing)
DamnDude: (( Enemy luck is replaced with item luck ))
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Barchar: (There's a lot of enemies that can fuck you in the guardian though)
: God we really don't have much to do.
GK: -We don't-
Emb: enters I guess
Emb: Hello.
Barchar: (Walking hosts, masks, the maggot-shooting guys whose name escapes me)
Barchar: (even globins. fucking GLOBINS are awful in the guardian)
: "Hello again." She's still in her cart.
GK: ... Hello.
Emb: How's business?
: I'm startinh to regret complaining about the length of Slarv's arc.
: "Pretty good, brought up enough funds to buy some medical bills out for some of us."
Emb: Nice. - She sits on the couch. - By the way, have any of you seen anything in the forest nearby our town?
: "Nope." She flips another magazine page.
GK: "I'm not interested in the forest."
Emb: Ah. Just wondering, because I was told someone spotted something unusual there.
: I mean theres a toooootally different forest half my characters are interested in.
: "Cool." Page flip.
GK: -Ashley's not interested in that one either.-
GK: -Unless she can creep out the people there.-
: Depends on which people.
Barchar: looks up.
Barchar: would probably know about any such strange thing in the forest considering
Barchar: ya know
Emb: - yeah -
Emb: Do you know?
GK: is doing a headstand.
Emb: ((?
Emb: ((wow rood
GK: -It's the most unenthusiastic headstand ever.-
Emb: ((creatures are mean
Emb: asked Barchar if they knew
Barchar: okay
Barchar: what exactly is going on
Emb: - i can't say much, what i can say is that it's a thing that can fuck shit up without knowing they have that power, via things like gamma rays -
Emb: - is that something barchar would know -
Barchar: probably
Emb: - k -
Barchar: i don't know why she wouldn't specify but whatever
Barchar: "Well, there's something in there that's killing things with radiation."
Barchar: "Probably unintentionally. Maybe."
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Emb: Alright. Thank you.
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Barchar: "Yeah. No problem."
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: ((heta
: ((*heya
GK: ((hey there
Emb: ((hello
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots in, and immediately looks to Emb- EMB! I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING![/color][/font]
Emb: He---huh? What is it?
GK: watches Sunny.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ((brb[/color][/font]
Emb: ((wow
Emb: ((amazing
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: ((Ten outta fucking ten))
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: ((back
Emb: ((wb
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I ate like a QUEEN last night![/color][/font]
Emb: ...
Emb: Okay.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Prinnies can cook REALLY well.[/color][/font]
Emb: Alright.
: She just chuckles a bit at her cart, flipping a page in her magazine.
GK: goes up to the vending machine and stares at it.
: ((laharl approximately how much food would the Angelic Prinnies have prepared
: ((there were 5 that Sunny bought
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
: ((heya
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It was [i]sooooooo[/i] good.[/color][/font]
Fk: walks up. "Yo, you looking' for something, Ash?"
Emb: Cool.
: ((Well, lets see, uh))
GK: "Water."
: ((Sunny's entire fucking kitchen and then some))
Emb: I'm just using my prinnies for exploring. And they found something.
: ((wow
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Huh? What is it?[/color][/font]
Fk: "Alrighty!" he takes some G out, getting her a water. "On the house, kiddo!"
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Emb: They couldn't really see it that well, and it was walking away after they saw it, but it was...well they don't know, but it's not supposed to be there.
Smol Asriel: is still hugged to mom, purring
Smol Asriel: she hasn't asked about the whole.. thing yet
Emb: They--- *She points to Barchar* ---say that it kills things with radiation unintentionally.
GK: kind of... stares at the water. "A straw, please?"
Emb: So that's a thing.
: http://disgaea.us/d5/prinny-research-squad/ Exploration you say.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...I feel like we should investigate [i]RIGHT NOW[/i].[/color][/font]
Emb: Alright.
: Sicily smirks.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Also, hold on...[/color][/font]
: "Going off into the unknown to find a possibly-dangerous enemy?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Sicily- Are there any specialized Prinnies for exploring?[/color][/font]
Fk: gets her one, giving her a thumbs-up
Smol Asriel: ((You know
GK: nods, sipping the water through the straw.
Emb: If it's unintentional it's not an enemy or dangerous.
: "Theres the Krichevskoy Prinny Research Team, but they're kind of."
Smol Asriel: ((I might as well make the prinny staff an ult weapon
Emb: Well, dangerous yes, but we can handle it.
: "Exclusive to my family."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah.[/color][/font]
: "I mean, I can probably let you guys borrow them for a bit.":
: "But big bro would kill me if I got them killed."
Emb: It's alright. I have an army, they can do it.
Emb: But for now me and Sunny will go explore.
: "...Screw it."
: "I'll send you guys some research Prins, try not to get them killed."
Emb: ...Okay.
Barchar: (don't they come back when they die?)
: She whistles, and a team of green Major Prinnies walk in, wearing seemingly some kind of scarf, with the Krichevskoy family sigil on the end.
: ((Sure, jsut expensive as fuck))
Smol Asriel: ((Luz tries to sell Sicily a penguin
: ((Pvt Prinnies, like Prinny in PMD))
: ((Are 1 HL))
: ((oh my god
Smol Asriel: ((Like, an actual penguin
: ((slar
: ((Prinny Majors and Gods go up to the millions))
: ((Also, she'd fucking buy it))
: "Those guys are pretty damn good at finding the unknown, and they'll fight to the death."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Hm...[/color][/font]
Emb: Alright. Thank you.
: ((Sicily spend three hours doing nothing but trading useless shit back and forth))
: ((Until both of them effectively have the other's inventory ))
Smol Asriel: "So.. do you know what... Happened?"
: The five prinnies (Prinner, Primaru, Prince, Pringer, and Printo) just salute.
Emb: Hello prinnies. Sunny, do you want to go now?
Emb: The prinnies can explore the other side of the forest.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah.[/color][/font]
Emb: Alright, let's go.
Emb: walks out and towards the forest.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -follows-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((i gotta make a character for it so we have to have walking roleplay ;-;
: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.
GK: finishes her water and follows them out.
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: ((l
Emb: ((wut
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I've been meeting lots of new people lately...[/color][/font]
: ((*k
: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.
Emb: That's nice. Are they good?
: "Dood." is heard every other second from the group of prinnies.
: Dood
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: There's this one... Their name is Mimic! They're super nice.[/color][/font]
Emb: Where do you meet these people?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: A different timeline I sometimes go to.[/color][/font]
Emb: Ah.
: ((aka r/undertale discord rp
: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.
Emb: ((ik
Emb: ((just a sec
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Emb: ((okay character is set up, hooray
: ((k
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -they arrive-[/color][/font]
Emb: enters the forest. "Prinnies, you go the other way."
: ((laharl you got me playing prinny research squad
: "On it, dood."
: The prinnies divert to the other side.
: ((It's a slow as fuck game))
: ((Atleast its got good music for you to idle to))
Emb: goes onward.
: ((yep
GK: chooses to follow Emb.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -follows her.-[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Tri and Bio
Emb: ((hello
Barchar: (trio)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sees Goner Kid and waves. She never minds new friends!-[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Which one of you sluts wants the glass shard
Emb: ((oh
: ((me
Emb: ((uh
Emb: ((okay
Smol Asriel: ((Or should yaz or flame do it
Smol Asriel: ((K
Smol Asriel: ((Use it on friday
: ((k
Emb: ((waitwait
Barchar: (glass shard what)
GK: doesn't wave back, she just stares. Of course, she doesn't have arms, but still.
Emb: ((what does it do
Smol Asriel: ((Gives 200 exp
: ((ah
: ((WOAH
: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0JEAWqx02Y&feature=youtu.be Prinny wrestling))
Emb: ((dam
Emb: ((i want to have it bc i know emb is strong but i don't want to have it bc i don't want to be mean
Smol Asriel: ((That's an instant level 3
Barchar: (damn)
Barchar: (who's gonna be the best earlygame character other than miyu)
: ((Frisk))
: ((Frisk has an inf like a bucket of fucking puppies))
Barchar: (then we should give it to her)
: ((Frisk is already leveled up.))
Smol Asriel: ((Shit fuck I forgot to fucking do the thing
Barchar: (well then nvm)
Barchar: (wait were you earning exp during the free-roam?)
Smol Asriel: ((So there's 200 more exp in the game than you're supposed to get
Barchar: (oh wait y'all killed the turkey right0
Smol Asriel: ((Free roam is no longer gonna be a thing
Smol Asriel: ((It's main quest or side quests
Emb: ((rip free roam
Smol Asriel: ((And exploration is gonna be more like pmd
Smol Asriel: ((Like [Diesel Heights] [Berry's Knick Knacks] [Casino] [Carpenter Shop]
Smol Asriel: ((Rather than Up Down Left Right stuff
: ((k))
Emb: eventually comes across a hole in the ground, burnt into it. It's rather deep but not very wide.
Emb: ...Something went on here.
Smol Asriel: [Side Quest Unlocked: Chocolate With Nuts]
: ((chocolate?
: ((-gives chase-))
Smol Asriel: ((Prepare to sell giant robot insurance
: ((...I'd like to buy all your chocolate.
: Across the forest, the cacophany of 'DOOD!' is still hearable.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Wow...[/color][/font]
GK: ...
Emb: looks at some tracks near the hole. "And something ran away, probably as it happened."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Should we follow them...? -looks to GK-[/color][/font]
Barchar: (thank you slarv)
Barchar: (that system is much easier)
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah
Smol Asriel: ((And easier on me
: ((I can see why
Emb: Yes
Emb: - fuck what is with me and forgetting periods -
Smol Asriel: asked mom a god damn question
GK: blinks.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I think we should. How about you?[/color][/font]
: ((Can't wait to fight the cau crew))
GK: nods.
Smol Asriel: ((I'm actually gonna put you people in the game
Emb: ((brb sister is dum
Smol Asriel: ((So you're gonna be called Entro as to avoid copyright
: ((Yeah))
: ((Entro blasts you with air freshener! Entire party inflicted with Crying!))
Smol Asriel: ((Guess what you drop
: ((A glass shard))
Smol Asriel: ((👌
: ((what's Sunny going to be
Smol Asriel: ((Wut
: ((you said you were going to put the cau crew into the game
: ((but nvm
Smol Asriel: ((Just 3 of the rpers
: ((Ah.
: ((MV and I have been confirmed, and i'd bet my fucking dog Chime or You is in there))
Smol Asriel: ((Mainly because I already had an MV sprite and didn't wanna waste it
Barchar: (i assume not muffet)
Barchar: (or fellby)
Barchar: (cause ya)
Smol Asriel: ((Chime is confirmed
Smol Asriel: ((Just 3 for now
GK: ((actual rpers, not the characters
Barchar: (oh the rpers not the characters)
Barchar: (okay)
: ((Ah.
Smol Asriel: ((I might have a sex dungeon later with a loaf of bread in it
: ((Thats where you get the stale baguette))
: ((And the cigar for Fellby))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh ues
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Barchar: (none of you guys know what i look like, so)
Barchar: (oh well)
: (([sub][sup]oh boy[/sup][/sub]))
: ((I've demanded that instead of my face I be the elf version of me from te sims))
Smol Asriel: ((The emo one
: ((Yes.))
: ((nobody knows what I look like
: ((Preferably in that pose where you and I were discussing globes))
: ((...well except Temmie's RPer
Smol Asriel: ((Nobody knows what i look like unless yall managed to find the brad pics
: ((I imagine Bio is just a regular guy in a giant temmie fur suit))
: ((-gives laharl a >_> look-))
Smol Asriel: ((Where the fuck did she go anyway
: ((Temmie's RPer, you mean?
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((Sean_nh
: ((Oh, I still RP with them every so often
Smol Asriel: ((K
: ((they just don't go on CaU that much anymor
Emb: ((back
Smol Asriel: ((Ever
: ((I'm gonna try and covince them
Emb: ((that much? they haven't been on since charat
Smol Asriel: ((For like... Months
: ((Entro PMs you to discuss arc planning! You're inflicted with confused.))
: ((Entro talks for hours on end about his fucking pokemon. Everyone takes 30 damage.))
Barchar: (I'm named Flame Warp I'm safe)
Emb: ((wait, what's this?
Barchar: (ain't nobody gonna copyright 'flame warp')
: ((Bionic_Dog isn't copyrighted
Emb: ((wait you're making a game based on us?
Emb: ((triduosolo is not copyrighted
Emb: ((that's cool tho
: ((but i'd prefer you use something else [i]IF[/i] i'm in the game
GK: ((i don't have any jokes about me lmao
Barchar: (no, he's not)
Smol Asriel: ((Not around you
: ((Ultimate Chimeranyx))
Emb: ((oh okay
Barchar: (he's putting us in the game)
Barchar: (cameos)
Emb: ((ahhh
Smol Asriel: ((You're enemies
Barchar: (will we be found playing a card game)
Smol Asriel: ((Chime can have a bird on her head
: ((Chime is just the fucking ultimate chimera but wearing goth and facepaint))
Smol Asriel: ((No, you're in a mini dungeon
GK: ((if i have a bird on my head make it a raven
Barchar: (aw)
Barchar: (oh well)
Smol Asriel: ((Flame warp sexily poses
Smol Asriel: ((You're confused
: ((Prinny.Irl))
Barchar: ("You try to figure out wtf 'flame warp' means)
Emb: begins following the tracks.
Barchar: (You're confused)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -follows as well-[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Nobody knows what slarvath is except me
Smol Asriel: ((...i wonder if i still have it...
GK: follows them.
Barchar: (For the record, it's from the name of a pony oc i made like 5 years ago)
Smol Asriel: ((HUR
Barchar: (nowdays I'd bullshit that it's about how light distorts around heat though)
Smol Asriel: ((*HUE
: (( <.< I've had accounts named after pony OCs as well ))
Emb: ((i name accounts off of what pops into my head
Smol Asriel: ((Slarvath is my first ever oc
: ((same
: ((Now))
: ((Lets not stop a))
: ((Flame War))
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Emb: (( :|
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Barchar: (pls)
Smol Asriel: ((Oh my god if i can find this
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I wonder what made the tracks...[/color][/font]
Emb: Probably the one who created that hole.
: ((Are you on your comp rk slar))
: ((I want to see that Miyu sprite you made))
Emb: But we don't know how long ago they made the hole, so it'll probably take a while for us to find what did it.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah...[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Ill get it
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: ((brb
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Emb: ((k
: (( http://imgur.com/M3wVKYC ))
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/2bXwEdX
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: ((Well thats cute))
: ((Big hat))
Smol Asriel: ((Going for a mother feel with my sprites
Smol Asriel: ((Dammit I can't find the origin of Slarvath
GK: ((rip in slarv
Smol Asriel: ((Alright
Smol Asriel: ((So I wrote this story a few years back
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Smol Asriel: ((About Slarvath the vehemently conservative space pirate who believes he's from 1857 surviving the apocalypse by staying in a library with 15 other people who would slowly die leaving him and the librarian Denise behind during the spring mating season
Smol Asriel: ((Filled with 2011 memes, dated references, and Mitt Romney jokes
Emb: ((wowie
Smol Asriel: ((Pretty sure I had a few rage faces in there too, in text form
: ((wow
Smol Asriel: ((Slarv: "Me gusta denise"
Smol Asriel: ((Why I name myself after this I have no fucking clue
Barchar: (10)
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800](([sup]Tem[/sup]/[sub]Tem[/sub]))[/color][/font]
Barchar: (you used to and that's just what you're known as now)
Smol Asriel: is ignored by mom, rip in smol
Smol Asriel: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/bpW7dbe2-qRF886_iE9LD7X51-wHMN1M2gSDIXmzkuI.jpg?w=1024&s=bd58ad917831ad9bbec15a4fd813bf8f
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: ((well
: ((that is amazing
Emb: is still following the tracks. The forest is becoming more and more foresty.
: ((wait
: ((time to do something absolutely terrible
Emb: ((okay
GK: glances up at the ceiling of the underground
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -they're in Emb's timeline I think-[/color][/font]
Emb: - no -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -oh ok-[/color][/font]
Emb: - we're just in a forest near the town outside the bar -
Emb: - The tracks stop near a tree. -
Emb: ...Okay.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Do we climb it...?[/color][/font]
Emb: I can't climb trees. Can you?
GK: ... I can't.
GK: I don't have arms.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I can.[/color][/font]
Emb: Alright. Good luck Sunny.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks up the tree first-[/color][/font]
: 'Dood' "Dood" 'dood" is still heard in the distance
: The doodstance.
Emb: - It's pretty high, you can't see anything in it due to other trees covering it. There's a lot of branches though. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Alright, here I go![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -starts to climb-[/color][/font]
Emb: - It's a rough start, but once you reach the branches it's easy. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -reaches the branches- I wonder...[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -keeps ascending-[/color][/font]
GK: -This is the first time she's raised her voice above a dull monotone-
Emb: She won't.
Bondertale: look man I'm trying to play l4d and he didn'teven say anything
Emb: - If/when you reach the point where you can't see the ground because trees are covering it, you see someone floating on a branch. They're turned away from you and they're doing something, they're too far away to tell what they're doing. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I won't! -waves down to the others-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sees the thing- ...![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -silently gets closer, hiding-[/color][/font]
Emb: - They don't notice you, they're still doing whatever they're doing. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gets close enough to discern who they are and what they're doing, while hiding-[/color][/font]
Emb: - They're a woman messing with some orb of energy while reading a tome. -
Emb: - She looks calm, she may or may not be aggressive. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -attempts to understand what she's saying-[/color][/font]
Emb: - It's another language. -
: ((tri check your pms
Emb: ((oh okay
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -climbs up to her level- O-Oh, hello...[/color][/font]
Emb: - She turns and gasps in surprise, dropping the tome. The ball of energy launches into the air. "...Hi."
Emb: - fuck -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: S-Sorry if I startled you.[/color][/font]
Emb: - "It's fine. But who are you, and what are you doing up here?" She's still calm. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: O-oh, I was just following tracks that led here, out of curiosity.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Two of my friends were with me.[/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: And I'm Sunny. Nice to meet you.[/color][/font]
Emb: - "Oh, okay. I'm Celeta. Nice to meet you too." -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -extends her paw for a handshake-[/color][/font]
Emb: - it's actually celata but whatever -
: ((For a second I was confused because I thought Emb was saying all that))
Emb: ((nah
: ((I know))
: ((
Celata: - and this will help -
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: ((it will
Celata: I'd rather not handshake. - She shows Sunny her hand. It's burning with energy. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Woah, what kind of magic is that...?[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I only know healing magic and light magic myself...[/color][/font]
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Celata: I don't know yet, honestly. That tome I dropped, it has a bunch of strange words in it. I've had it for a while, and I really don't know the language, but I've been messing with words and such. I'm trying to decipher it.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Here, should I go get it for you...?[/color][/font]
Celata: No, it's alright. I'll just get down. I'd like to see your friends anyway.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Great~![/color][/font]
Celata: - She jumps down, saying some words as she falls. She levitates once she gets close to ground. -
GK: ...
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -just hops off the branch, and lands on her feet on the ground with a pomf.-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hey there~![/color][/font]
Celata: Hi, I assume you're Sunny's friends?
Smol Asriel: ((So for some reason
Emb: Yes.
: ((?
Emb: ((?
GK: No.
Smol Asriel: ((The first LISA merch we're getting is a vinyl soundtrack
Emb: No? Why not?
GK: I'm not your friend.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: They just followed us.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I just consider you a friend is all.[/color][/font]
Celata: Ah, okay. But she's your friend? - She points to Emb. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yes.[/color][/font]
Celata: Alright. Nice to meet you all. Are you sure you only came out of curiosity?
GK: Yes.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: We were walking around the forest, we saw a hole, then tracks, then they led here.[/color][/font]
Celata: Okay. May I go back to my work then? - She picks up her tome. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Sure![/color][/font]
: ((Sunny: Ew, work.))
: ((Sunny: I'd rather have fun all day!))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It was nice meeting you, by the way. I hope we meet again~![/color][/font]
: ((she honestly would want that
: ((but she wouldn't say the former
: ((yeah
Celata: Alright. Goodbye, and ditto. - She floats up the tree. -
Emb: Goodbye.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: See ya~![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh, yeah, I forgot to show you guys something cool my mom taught me! Wanna go by the bar so I can show you it~?[/color][/font]
Emb: Wait.
Emb: What were they doing when you found them up there?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Reading things from a tome.[/color][/font]
Emb: ...Okay.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I remember exactly what she said about the tome.[/color][/font]
Celata: - She'll be important later. -
Emb: What did she say?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: "I don't know yet, honestly. That tome I dropped, it has a bunch of strange words in it. I've had it for a while, and I really don't know the language, but I've been messing with words and such. I'm trying to decipher it."[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Damn, she's got a good memory.-[/color][/font]
Emb: - good job -
Emb: Alright...I'll remember that.
GK: waddles off somewhere.
GK: ((brb, dinner
Emb: Thank you. Our work here is done.
Emb: ((okay
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Alright~![/color][/font]
: ((cya
: ((brb
: ((back
: * inb4 pringer x
Emb: - lahurl pls -
Smol Asriel: ((Chime still hasn't denied my suggestion in the rules
: ((also Slar
: ((if it's a record version of the OST
Smol Asriel: ((Vinyl record yeah
: ((is it possible that you could actually have a record of Bo's Bro
: ((well, [i]with[/i] Bo's Bro
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: My mom taught me firework magic! But only the safe stuff.[/color][/font]
Emb: That exists?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]
Emb: Neat.
Barchar: (the rules also still mention charat)
DamnDude: (( Shh ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -does a fingergun and sparks akin to a sparkler appear near her paw-[/color][/font]
Emb: Woah, that's cool.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It gets better, but I need to get out of the forest to show you the better stuff.[/color][/font]
Emb: Alright. - They're leaving the forest atm but it took a while to reach their destination so it'll take a while to get back too -
Emb: - Unless fuck walking rp -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -fuck walking RP-[/color][/font]
Emb: - alright, they are now outside the bar -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -[/color][/font]
DamnDude: (( How does one "fuck walk" ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Check this out! I can charge it up to make different things![/color][/font]
Emb: ((they have sex while walking
Emb: ((idk
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -fires off some charges akin to Roman Candle shots. Each has about 0.5 seconds of charging time-[/color][/font]
: You hit a prinny.
: It explodes.
Emb: - you fuck -
DamnDude: (( With the group you are with, that sounds bad ))
Emb: ...Oh.
Emb: ((it does sound bad
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -no pls-[/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -she was firing into the air-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -straight up-[/color][/font]
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: ((My prinnies have departed to the netherworld again))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Laharl she was firing straight upwards-[/color][/font]
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DamnDude: (( And penguins can't fly ))
: ((true
: Prinnies always get hit by things.
: It's like prinny law.
: If an attack or offensive method of fire is possible, it hits a nearby prinny.
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Emb: - was it the prinny that wasn't supposed to die? -
: * Prinnies are always going to die in one way or another
: I mean, like Sicily will give two shits.
Emb: - oh -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -oh-[/color][/font]
Emb: - k -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: A-ah! I should tell the lady...[/color][/font]
Emb: ...Okay.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes inside- Um... [s]I accidentally a Prinny.[/s] I accidentally hit a Prinny.[/color][/font]
GK: ((i'm back
: * Nobody fucking cares about Prinnies dying
: "Oh, whatever."
: She flips a page in her magazine.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh, alright.[/color][/font]
Emb: sits outside and waits.
: "Damn things are expendable."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -walks outside-[/color][/font]
Emb: That was quick.
GK: shuffles past. She stands near the christmas tree that's been sitting there for yeeeearrrs.
Emb: - the christmas trii :) --
Emb: - whoops -
Emb: ((small room pestilence?
Emb: ((oh wow
: ((Being a PESTilence.))
Smol Asriel: ((BOSS
Emb: ((wait don't you unlock that after beating mom tho?
Smol Asriel: ((I unlocked womb
Emb: ((yeah
Emb: ((just a sec, lemme check
Emb: ((yeah you get them after you beat mom, you have them unlocked
Smol Asriel: ((K, don't remember that message
DamnDude: (( You get a lot of unlocks for beating mom once ))
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GK: -The presents have never been opened.-
GK: -One of them kind of smells...-
Emb: - yeah they were -
Emb: - but okay -
GK: -no these were for the townspeople-
Emb: - oh okay -
GK: -like, this is the in-game christmas tree monster kid stands by-
Emb: - ohhh. i thought you meant the tri tree -
: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [] is now K N O W L E D G E [].
Barchar: -didn't they call it something else-
GK: -nah-
: (( fullwidth is 2big4me
: (( damn
: K N O W L E D G E [] is now KNOWLEDGE [].
GK: -oh wow message delay-
GK: -anyway i don't remember if they called it anything else-
: (( so I walked into the kitchen
: (( and i saw my fridge, realizing it actually existed
: (( [url=https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e35/12356500_1506931339610891_1981407831_n.jpg]i opened my fridge and saw this[/url]
: ((Flame))
Emb: ((oh
: ((Its a spider))
Emb: ((that's bloo
: (( [i]spider alert[/i]
Emb: ((oh wait nvm
: ((Like I said))
Emb: ((it's not a spoder
: ((It's a spider))
Emb: ((it's not a spoder ;-;
GK: ((bloo is a spider
Emb: ((oh okay
GK: looks at the presents. "They meant good things... but were never opened."
GK: -Clearly this little void shit is encouraging you to open them-
Emb: ...Okay. Are you reminiscing?
GK: No.
Barchar: (I didn't click so i'm fine)
Emb: What are you on about then?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Are you saying I should open them? I feel like it's the wrong thing to do.[/color][/font]
: (( http://daheji.deviantart.com/art/Katawa-Shoujo-Emi-01-279564379 The amount of fucking fanart this game has ))
GK: Why do you care? The owners are dead. They can't care anymore.
Emb: ...
: (( I feel the urge to use the name "Arachnid"
: "She's got a point." Sicily says.
Emb: I suppose.
: ((A reminder that one of my characters was literally going to be named 'Missulena'))
GK: Wouldn't you want your things to be of use after you're gone?
Emb: Yeah...
Emb: walks up and opens a pressent.
Emb: - Present. Fuck. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks up, and thinks to herself-[/color][/font]
GK: -It's a gallon of milk! From the surface!-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...I guess.[/color][/font]
Emb: ...
GK: -The stench is unbearable!-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Rotten milk?[/color][/font]
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: (( "Scientific name: Arachnida"
GK: -It's been sitting there for over ten years-
: ((I learned that if you mix red bull and milk weird shit happens
Emb: takes out her umbrella and opens it, hoping to kill the smell of death with the smell of semideath.
GK: -There's also a note.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Huh? A note...[/color][/font]
: KNOWLEDGE [] is now KNOWLEDGE [Scorpion].
Scorpion: not a literal scorpion
Emb: You can read the note.
Scorpion: (( my sister has this thing for spiders
Emb: tosses the milk as far away as possible. Which is not very far away, because she is 9.
Scorpion: (( she can't stand touching one
GK: -[i] Steve - I know you collect stuff from the surface, so you might like this! I found it in the dump! [/i]-
Scorpion: (( yet she likes to capture them in little jars
Scorpion: (( and leave them there to die
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Emb: ((wow
Scorpion: (( she's 6 and a spider killer
GK: cracks a tiny little smile.
GK: ((muffet better watch the fuck out
DamnDude: boi -didn't leave the rotten milk for once-
Emb: ((i fell and my elbow killed a scorpion
DamnDude: (( what ))
Smol Asriel: ((>Missulena
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sighs, and opens one. Reluctantly.-[/color][/font]
Azazel: -didn't leave the rotten milk for once-
GK: ((dat boi didn't leave the milk
: ((This was long ago, and now I can't do it))
Scorpion: (( muffet better watch the [color=#ff0000][font=Impact]FUCK[/font][/color] out
: ((Because Mezzaluna exists))
Smol Asriel: ((Was it a draggo tutorial lady
: ((No, it was uh)
Scorpion: (( font skeleton named impact
: ((Well))
GK: -Inside Sunny's present is a nice, blue scarf.-
Scorpion: not a literal scorpion, but a robot walks in
Emb: opens another gift.
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Scorpion: not a robot modeled after a scorpion
Smol Asriel: ((I named Mezzaluna after a cool word that idk what it means
GK: -Inside the gift Emb opened is a pencil case.-
Barchar: it's mk scorpion?
Scorpion: [i]no[/i]
: )) http://img12.deviantart.net/fe1d/i/2014/218/2/2/spider_person_by_rhyshaug-d7u11c7.jpg Based off this. ))
GK: ((i think it's a knife for cutting pasta
Emb: ...
: ((Heres a thing: Google Missulena. ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -opened one-[/color][/font]
Barchar: (no laharl)
: ((Thats what Missulena means))
Smol Asriel: ((Eeeeuch
Barchar: (you can't get me twice)
Scorpion: (( flame almost got spoder'd
Emb: ((barchar it is spoder
Smol Asriel: ((I don't like spiders
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh... A scarf![/color][/font]
Barchar: (I know it is)
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Emb: stares at the pencil case.
Scorpion: (( i have a baseball bat dedicated to smashing spiders
Barchar: (He tried this on me earlier)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sees if there's a note-[/color][/font]
Scorpion: (( i'm going to print out a picture of muffet and tape it to said baseball bat
GK: ((i find it funny how you hate spiders but play the spider lady
DamnDude: (( ^ ))
Smol Asriel: ((Muffet's never been scary
Scorpion: (( le kek ))
GK: -No note. Just a name tag.-
Barchar: (Muffet isn't a spooky spider)
Barchar: (she's a sexy spider)
GK: ((Yeah, she isn't a spooky spoder
Smol Asriel: ((Like, I jump when there's a daddy long legs within meters of me
: ((WHO PUT [i]SPIDERS[/i]
Hellaton: ((muffet can be creepy if you draw her right
Emb: ((ON MY DI
Scorpion: (( I still wonder if Muffet is a child
: ((ON MY [i]DI-[/i]
Smol Asriel: ((Camping was fucking horrible
Hellaton: ((okay clearly youre a shit
Smol Asriel: ((Because I took a piss
DamnDude: (( "You're just turned on by what you're scared of" ))
: ((hOLY SHIT))
Hellaton: ((*shitpost
Hellaton: ((i did
Smol Asriel: ((And there was a brown recluse on the stall
Emb: ((welcome
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks at the tag-[/color][/font]
Barchar: (We're all shitposts now)
Smol Asriel: ((Inches away from my dick
: KNOWLEDGE [Scorpion] is now KNOWLEDGE SHITPOST [Scorpion].
: ((Six Solver Seventy Sixpost))
: ((oh boy
Emb: ((holy
Scorpion: (( instead of getting a spider bj
Smol Asriel: ((This is the spider that causes amputations
Scorpion: (( slarvath has numerous spider bites on his dick to this day
Scorpion: (( F
Smol Asriel: ((So i gtfoed
Smol Asriel: ((And got bit on the hand later
Emb: places the pencil case on a windowsill and opens another present.
Scorpion: (( F
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: [sub]...I'm sorry, Jeff...[/sub][/color][/font]
GK: ((yeah you don't fuck around with brown recluses
Emb: ((you got bit by brown recluse?
Hellaton: Another robot enters.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -puts it on. She looks adorable.-[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Hurt like fucking hell but I got it treated
Emb: ((oh good
Scorpion: The robot looks at the robot. "Hi."
Hellaton: ....Uh. Hhh-hhhi...
GK: -In that present, there's a nice set of silverware. A note reads, "Here's to a new life together, my darling!"-
Fk: "Yo!"
Emb: ...Better, I suppose.
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Wall-E].
: ((what does fk mean
MK: is a robot too!
Scorpion: the robot seems to have 8 arms
Emb: ((2 isn't a---okay
Emb: ((3 is a party i guess
Fk: Fresh kid. MK got possess-ed
Hellaton: ...
Scorpion: (( wallllllll-eeeeeeee
Hellaton: has four.
Hellaton: ........
Wall-E: "Waaaaaallll-eeeeeee"
Fk: only has two
Hellaton: !
Fk: has neat wings, though!
Wall-E: -Explodes-
Scorpion: "disney is scary"
GK: is now playing around in the snow.
: High Priest Laharl [Wall-E] is now High Priest Laharl [].
Emb: opens just one more present.
Hellaton: ....
GK: -She's just kind of... kicking it around.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -opens one more-[/color][/font]
: ((shit brb
Fk: "...Yo, what the fresh heckity just happened?"
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GK: -Inside is a little purse, shaped like a Maneki Neko (emb's present)-
Emb: ((fresh heckity
Hellaton: Iii... donon't knowww...
GK: -Sunny got lipbalm-
Emb: That's nice.
Emb: puts her presents inside the purse.
Emb: then wears the purse.
Scorpion: (( http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kVen3ayEFOQ/VifgmiPrZBI/AAAAAAAAqL4/p3dh0X_7zko/s1600/untitled.png
GK: ((she put an entire set of silverware in her purse-
Emb: ((indeed
Emb: ((not spoder
: "Kara-wa, shishebakano, kara-so, kara-so~" She sings to herself, flipping through her magazine.
Hellaton: jeez is everyone's birthday happening? there's smazzy, emb, and then hellaton on the ninth
: "She-no-sah-hey, RAHAARU-Sama!~"
Emb: ((nonono
Emb: ((it's not emb's birthday
GK: ((no this is old christmas presents
Hellaton: ((oh
Emb: ((yeah
Scorpion: [i]scorpion july 4 get fucked[/i]
Hellaton: ((wow
GK: ((around the town christmas tree
DamnDude: (( Emb's stealing old christmas presents ))
Hellaton: ((omg
: Laharl Motherfucking Krichevskoy's canonical B-Day is somewhere in July.
Emb: ((GK told me to :(
Scorpion: i keep imagining scorpion having "wings" like that picture
Scorpion: kek
GK: ((to be fair Ashley encouraged it
: But I probably won't do that.
Hellaton: .....
Scorpion: "..."
GK: ((i still don't have a set day for gaster's birthday
Emb: ((when is CaU's one year anniversary?
Scorpion: (( i once thought "hey, what about a character that has two birthdays?!"
GK: ((idk, but i'm going by the day the reddit was founded
Hellaton: ((make it august 27 so i share a birthday with someone cool
GK: ((november 115h
DamnDude: (( MV, you know this ))
: ((Mid September iirc))
DamnDude: (( Holy shit ))
GK: ((*11th
DamnDude: (( I didn't even know November 115th was a thing. ))
Barchar: (I don't know what barchar's birthday acrtually is)
Hellaton: ((it was november 11 when we officially started being cau
Scorpion: (( November 115
Scorpion: (( November 115, -999999999X
Barchar: (I mean I said she had it but i didn't have a date)
Emb: ((alright
Hellaton: ((its gasters birthday
GK: ((november 115 sounds like a rap group
GK: ((or something
Emb: ((yeah
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Scorpion: (( November_115 ))
Scorpion: (( a bit more stylization
Emb: ((sounds like a username that way tho
: ((heya
Scorpion: (( [font=Impact][i]NO[color=#fff]VEMB[/color]ER[sub]_[/sub]115[/i][/font]
Hellaton: ((gaster-blook, wing d., 11/115/XX
Emb: ((hello---oh
Scorpion: (( 11/115/XX
Emb: ((emb's birthday will be in november
GK: ((my birthday's in november
Emb: ((or december
Scorpion: (( my birthday's in may
: ((mine's in december
Hellaton: ((mine is august 27
Emb: ((mine is may 6
Scorpion: (( damn you tri
Emb: ((?
Scorpion: (( may 23
Emb: ((rip
: ((dec 29
DamnDude: (( Jan 20 is best ))
Emb: ((i get all the movies on my birthday
Emb: ((so many may movies
: ((i basically get an extended christmas
Scorpion: (( 23 is best number
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -what was in the one she opened?-[/color][/font]
GK: -Lip balm-
Emb: - lipbalm -
Scorpion: Scorpion sort of. blinks.
Hellaton: makes very awkward eye contact.
Scorpion: (( the album cover of linkin park's hybrid theory album
GK: is now screwing around in the snow.
Scorpion: (( features what appears to be some fucking soldier with wings
Hellaton: ((brb
GK: -She looks almost like a normal kid-
Emb: ((okay
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Ah.[/color][/font]
Scorpion: scorpion is, the seventh robot in drakon's extended robot family
Scorpion: not like anybody cares kek
Emb: is sitting outside, now with a purse with silverware and a pencil case.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh, Emb, by the way...[/color][/font]
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Emb: Hmm?
Fk: "So, yo, what's your story, dawg?"
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Monster Kid [MK].
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Wanna make a snow-dog together?[/color][/font]
Scorpion: (( [url=https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/613BBVSBnEL.jpg]just fucking look at this[/url]
Emb: Sure.
DamnDude: (( OK, so I have a question. If Jesus Christ Superstar went on sale, what price do you think it would go for? ))
Scorpion: "i was sent here"
Emb: ((idk
DamnDude: (( $6.66 ))
Scorpion: (( best
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -starts to make one-[/color][/font]
Emb: (( :/
DamnDude: (( https://i.reddituploads.com/04c2f778d8ba4ca59da001b33743c3e9?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=4da21c8f7e28efda1cbf5b0be79fa264 ))
Scorpion: (( https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/613BBVSBnEL.jpg
Emb: assists.
Emb: ((wait really
Emb: ((wow dd lol
Scorpion: (( i should make a time capsule
Scorpion: (( and write a note on it to open on 6/6/6666
Scorpion: (( inside is a middle finger foam hand
Scorpion: (( along with ten fake US dollars
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Hellaton: ((back
: ((wow
Hellaton: ...
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -uses socks to make ears-[/color][/font]
GK: wanders into the bar now.
Emb: ((since there's more people here
Emb: ((how would people think of a bastion arc
Hellaton: ....
Hellaton: Um. Hhhi...
Hellaton: ((like how
Scorpion: (( who the hell is hellaton talking to
Hellaton: ((gk
Scorpion: (( there's like three people he could be talking to
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -it is complete! it looks like [url=https://dawnofthedad2010.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/pagebanner_dog1.png?w=474]this[/url]-[/color][/font]
Scorpion: (( "dawnofthedad2010"
Emb: ((you know how slarvath has the beeping thing
: ((yep
Hellaton: ((yeah
Emb: ((same here
Emb: ((it makes sense
GK: just lets loose a screech, then disappears.
Hellaton: ...
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]rip[/color][/font]
Emb: ((so that happens
Emb: ((okay well idk what you mean by how
Scorpion: "..."
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Gaster: wanders in.
Hellaton: is very alarmed.
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Emb: Yay.
Scorpion: "hi"
Scorpion: (( i should write a random height generator
Hellaton: ((im cool w that, that was how i meant how. how initiated
Hellaton: ((y e s
Gaster: ... Darling, are you okay?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's so [i]cute[/i]~![/color][/font]
Emb: ((ah. it wouldn't need much of a set-up, it's not gonna go rpg style
Hellaton: Cchihihild. Screammed, ththen disapppppppppppeared.
Emb: ((i think that rpg is better for pvp and rp battle is better for pve
Hellaton: ((fuck i gtg do a thing
Emb: ((alright
Hellaton: ((be back soon i hope
Gaster: ((okay
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Emb: What now?
: ((When I need a random height))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffffff] Snow-Dog: -opens its eyes-[/color][/font]
: ((I roll two dice))
Emb: ...Woah.
: ((between 4 and 7))
: ((With the inch dice going from 1-11))
Scorpion: (( I set the minimum height floor to 1'1
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: D'aww...[/color][/font]
: ((My problem is that all my heights are))
: ((4'4 or lower))
: ((Every damn time))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffffff] Snow-Dog: -it's floofy. Cold, but floofy.-[/color][/font]
Scorpion: (( 116 in, 108 in, 74 in, 86 in, 115 in
Emb: How'd it open its eyes?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Iunno.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -pets it-[/color][/font]
Emb: Strange. Well, hello dog.
Emb: ((are any arcs gonna happen today?
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Gaster: ((I don't think so
Emb: ((alright
Scorpion: (( "83in (6.916666666666667ft)"
: ((pmd is going to be happening tomorrow
: ((then the slarc is friday))
Emb: ((alright ty
: ((two arcs in a row i guess))
: ((10/10
Emb: ((i've never made an arc before, can anyone help? it's not gonna start today of course but
Scorpion: (( "80in (6.66ft)" :O
Gaster: ((both of my arcs were whole cloth - they weren't based off of anything
Emb: ((is that easier to do than basing it off of something?
Gaster: ((I don't know
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffffff] Snow-Dog: -sniffs Emb, then jumps on her. They're smol.-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((oh
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Smol Asriel: ((Easier to base it off something
: ((I can help
Emb: doesn't mind. She pets the dog.
Emb: ((are you laharl or bio
Gaster: ((I mean, I feel like i wouldn't do the thing i based it off of justice
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffffff] Snow-Dog: -it's cool.-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((also ty
: ((I am #3
: ((Laharl is #1
Emb: ((oh yes you are
Scorpion: (( "Laharl is #1" is a very nice sentence in all ways ))
: ((-gives Laharl a thumbs-up-))
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Emb: ((laharl you are now considered the best
Emb: ((gj
DamnDude: (( We have so many no named people, and there's now 2 white colored people ))
Scorpion: (( [i]["THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST" repeated for 3 minutes][/i]
: (( I had the white color first ))
: ((Bio should fuck off and go back to yellow))
Scorpion: (( brutal
Scorpion: (( savage
Emb: ((wowi
: (('scuse me?
Emb: ((e
Scorpion: (( imo it was more of an orange
Emb: ((yeah it was orange
: ((yep
Scorpion: (( [s]Get your fucking shit together[/s]
: ((5/7))
Emb: ((hooray i know who is who now
: ((One of the whites was very slightly different))
Scorpion: (( racist
DamnDude: (( Oh hey Chime fixed something in the rules sheet ))
Emb: ((i know, laharls is darker. but they were very similar
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Scorpion: (( http://puu.sh/pSN4K/732cb7c4ff.png
Emb: ((92.8...ft?
DamnDude: (( I think your calculator is on crack ))
: ((Do we need to get the dick analyzer out))
Scorpion: (( I don't know how the fuck my calculator did that
DamnDude: (( Because that's the average inch height ))
Scorpion: (( [i]oh[/i]
Scorpion: (( needs more division by 12
Emb: ((k
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Scorpion: (( gotta divide fuck_you by 12 for a readable output
Scorpion: (( http://puu.sh/pSNdL/673b057acc.png
Emb: ((fixed
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DamnDude: (( Also, wouldn't mod be better for calculating feet/inches rather than having the foot in decimal format? ))
Scorpion: (( i guess
Emb: ((anyway
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Emb: ((bio do you have arc experience?
Emb: ((interesting
Emb: ((am i alone
: ((not really
: ((but I'm good with planning
Emb: ((alright, you can help then, but i'll need someone else too
Scorpion: (( i mean i could help
Emb: ((do you have arc experience
Scorpion: (( no, and i'm not really here much nowadays
DamnDude: (( I'm just gonna say right now, planning's not gonna get you everywhere. You gotta have a good ability to improvise well ))
Gaster: ((^
Emb: ((really? oh
Emb: ((i thought it was the opposite
: ((I can improvise too
: ((a lot of my stuff is improvised
DamnDude: (( Expecting who's gonna be there and how they will act is like shooting a gun blind ))
Gaster: ((like, during my arc people did things i didn't expect at all
Emb: ((well to be fair if you can rp you can improvise
Gaster: ((admittedly i should have seen some of it coming
Emb: ((alright. i might be able to do it alone then
: ((I want to help, though.
Emb: ((alright, what do you want to do tho
: ((should we talk in PMs?
Emb: ((k
Gaster: ((like, i had a papyrus try to attack mettaton
DamnDude: (( Also, I'm gonna say right now I may have a surprise next week, as I'm working on something right now for the far future and I need to test it out and see if it would work well here ))
Gaster: ((i was expecting everyone to be like "WHO ARE YOU"
Gaster: ((instead everyone immediately curbstomped him
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DamnDude: (( Everyone here is fucking violent as hell ))
Gaster: ((yeah
Emb: ((alright
DamnDude: (( I was trying to make Rush seem like a threat while still being a friend of the group, but holy shit you seemed like you were going for cold blood ))
DamnDude: (( To say the least, it completely through me off ))
: ((I was not expecting everyone to completely ignore the fact that Mary was being controlled against her will))
: ((And kick her to the fucking curb))
: ((And ignore the man planning timeline fucking domination infront of them))
Gaster: ((to be fair, that was right after they prevented the end of the world
: ((Like, i'm gonna make sure tha tbites everyone in the ass though))
DamnDude: (( -You hear silently whistling in the background- ))
DamnDude: (( silent* ))
Emb: ((silent whistling
Emb: ((anyway. thanks guys
: ((I try to go by improvisation, and then you guys do things in Reborn that fuck me over because I never needed to improvise))
: ((Or, you completely fuck over Fern))
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Smol Asriel: ((Ok
Smol Asriel: ((So I'm playing azazel
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Hellaton: ((back
Azazel: (( The best character ))
Smol Asriel: ((Just playing him to get samson, which i did
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/UaL7gOv but i think I did good
Gaster: ((wb mv
Azazel: (( Until Isaac gets the D6 and you have enough Eden tokens to stop caring ))
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: sighs, sitting on the couch.
: ((I need to get my tf2squad together))
: ((So we can pubstomp some fucks))
Hellaton: follows. He immediately leans on his boyfriend.
Gaster: Hi there, sweetheart.
Hellaton: Hhhi, mmmy love.
Hellaton: ((why do i have so many thoughts regarding this gay robot's design and how it works
Hellaton: ((its bc im robot trash
: ((tfw))
: ((playing tf2))
Smol Asriel: ((Holy shit 3 fuckin angel rooms
: ((enemy sniper is a fucking wizard))
: ((constantly headshots my entire team))
: ((going spy))
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Gaster: How are you doing, huh?
: ((sneak up behind one of the wimpier snipers))
: ((guy moves infront of my knife and takes the fucking stab using razorback))
: ((i can only watch as pro sniper proceeds to do a 180 and headshot my face in))
Hellaton: cuddles Gaster. "Iiii'm fifine. Juuust a little bibit anxioys.
Smol Asriel: ((What is necropolis
Smol Asriel: ((I've never been here before
: ((The depths))
Emb: ((depths upgraded, basically
Gaster: Mmmh, okay.
: ((But a different the depths))
Hellaton: ((the sexyal pleasure found from dead peop,e
Gaster: Do you need me to do anything?
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Hellaton: ((...i read that wrong
Emb: ((mv
Emb: ((pls
Smol Asriel: ((I have too many spirit hearts
Smol Asriel: ((I can't carry more
Smol Asriel: ((Rip
Hellaton: Jjjust let me huhug you.
Emb: ((you can never have too many
: ((Yeah))
Emb: ((too many is just enough
: ((That used to be different))
Gaster: Alright, dear.
: ((You used to be able to stack Heath pay the visible amount))
: Health*
Hellaton: ((im so sorry i misread necropolis as necrophilia
Emb: ((it's fine lol
Hellaton: snuggles close to Gaster.
: ((slarvath would know what necrophilia is
Hellaton: ((true
Emb: ((slarvath fucks goats tho
Emb: ((not skeletons
Hellaton: (([metal crusher playing in the distance]
Gaster: sighs, content.
Hellaton: whirrs a little.
DamnDude: (( The Necrophilia xl ))
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: ((Gaster: this is my life now))
Smol Asriel: ((Ok I beat mom and there's a devil room and a goddamn hole in the top wall
Emb: ((would people be fine if bastion did start today? if it's really mostly just improv i think i can do it though i'm nervous
Smol Asriel: ((What do
Emb: ((quick hold tab, what is your time
: ((well uh
Hellaton: ((id be ok w it
Smol Asriel: ((17 something
: ((If it started today
DamnDude: (( Devil Room to hole ))
Emb: ((okay, devil deal, then go in big hole
: ((It would be three arcs in a row
Emb: ((that's a bad thing?
Hellaton: ((true
Smol Asriel: ((Do I have to take the devil deal
Emb: ((no
: ((Today could be in Bastion, tomorrow is PMD, the day after is Slarc))
Smol Asriel: ((k
DamnDude: (( Everyone will be burned out to all hell after this, I will say that ))
: ((Some people want to have days where they can do their own shit
Smol Asriel: ((Shit what is this
Emb: ((true
Smol Asriel: ((Take every item?
Emb: ((alright, i'll do it another day
DamnDude: (( Take the best item ))
Emb: ((take the best item you see
: ((okay
Emb: ((i'll do it monday or sunday
Emb: ((if no one has plans of course
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Gaster: thinks to himself. It's nice just sitting here, yes, but he'd like to do a little more.
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Emb: walks inside. "Hello."
Gaster: Ah, hello.
Hellaton: jolts to attention.
Hellaton: Oh, hhi.
Emb: All is well?
Hellaton: nods.
Emb: That's good. - She sits on the couch. -
Emb: ((lel
Gaster: begins to flop over.
Emb: ((yes, and you get 2 items for it
Hellaton: flops in the same direction.
Gaster: Oof.
Smol Asriel: ((Jesus fuck...
Smol Asriel: ((I did it
Hellaton: S-ssorry...
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Smol Asriel: ((I have 1 spirit heart left
Gaster: No, no, it's fine.
Scorpion: (( rip me
Emb: ((?
Emb: ((slarv what did you get
Emb: ((what items
Smol Asriel: ((I unlocked 'The Nail' and 'The catacombs'
Hellaton: got up, but slowly laid his head back on Gaster's chest.
Emb: ((gj
Smol Asriel: ((And I got a thing that makes me shoot 3 brimstones and oija board
Emb: ((o dam that's third eye and spectral
Emb: ((spectral will do nothing but third eye will do a good
Gaster: begins to run his hand through Hellaton's hair.
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Hellaton: whirrrrrs.
Scorpion: Scorpion walks back into the bar. Because he walked out before.
Emb: ((brb
: ((leeet's see))
: ((there's about to be three arcs running))
: ((holy fuck))
Hellaton: ...
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Gaster: squirms a little.
Emb: ((back
Emb: ((indeed
Emb: ((if it's a problem though, bastion arc can wait
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Hellaton: gets off his bf.
Hellaton: Aaare you okay?
Gaster: Yeah, i'm fine.
Scorpion: thanks to the random height generator, scorpion is confirmed 9'1
Hellaton: jesus christ man
Gaster: Just... kind of bored. That's all.
Hellaton: Aaalriright.
Hellaton: Aaaand plop. His head is on Gaster's chest again.
Gaster: begins to braid Hellaton's hair.
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Hellaton: Gaster might find 3G somehow tangled in there.
Gaster: ...
Gaster: Honey?
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Hellaton: Wwwhat?
Hellaton: ((hi darling!!
Emb: ((hello
Gaster: When's the last time you combed your hair?
Smolster: (hi darling!!)
Hellaton: ........Um.... Iii forgottt...
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Gaster: Well... there's three gold in here.
Hellaton: ....Oh....
Hellaton: Iii have no iiiiiiiiiiidededea how.
Gaster: Well, neither do I!
Hellaton: ....Ththings just.... ennnd up in ththere....
Gaster: Mmh.
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Hellaton: Sssorry...
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Scorpion: "...."
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: ((Gaster finds a zarya wig in Hella's hair and puts it on "sweet"))
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Hellaton: ((honestly itd fit
Gaster: ... Hey, I wanted to ask...
Hellaton: Wwhat?
Gaster: When's your birthday? I don't think you've brought it up.
Hellaton: ((hellaton finds mettaton in his hair. somehow
Hellaton: .............
Gaster: (("darling what the hell"
Hellaton: Whwhy do peopllle cacare, though?
Gaster: I want to get you something nice.
Hellaton: (("hellaton please help" "hhhow did you gettttt in ththere?!" "who knows"
: ((hella finds miniton in his hair
Hellaton: .....Wait, what?
: (("yoyou're alllive?!"
Hellaton: ((microton
: ((i know
: ((miniton microton
: ((smallton
Emb: ((smolton
: ((or smalliton
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Smollby: ((smol
Emb: ((we've never had a "we did it reddit" moment
Gaster: I want to get you a present.
Hellaton: ....Whhhhhy?
DamnDude: (( That's because we abandoned the sub ))
Emb: ((it can happen in places besides reddit tho
Hellaton: ((we did it, reddit!
Gaster: ((mv i got bored and tried to draw gaster in those shorts
Gaster: ((i can't do it
Hellaton: ((then i must
Gaster: ((he always comes out looking weird
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Hellaton: ((hella in response to "i want to get you something for your birthday": SYSTEM ERROR
Gaster: ((I'm gonna draw fellby in the sexy yet impractical vest instead
Gaster: Because I like you.
Hellaton: ((draw fellby's hot ass in the heart shorts
Scorpion: (( i'm in a skype call with a friend
Scorpion: (( shit is going down
Hellaton: ....Whhhhat does ththat have to do wiwith the ninnnth though?
Scorpion: (( [i]why[/i]
: ((will your friend murder somebody
Scorpion: (( dude
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Gaster: ... The ninth? So that's when, right?
: ((what
Scorpion: (( he's like getting yelled at by a ton of people
: ((oh no
Hellaton: ........Shshit.
Hellaton: Yes.
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Gaster: Alright.
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Hellaton: But whhhat do gigifts have to do with that dday?
: ((i'm currently typing the pmd chapter 3 script))
: ((
Gaster: Well, people usually get gifts on their birthday, right?
: ((the job literally nobody wants
Hellaton: ....Nno.
Emb: ((dewt is water he can help the farm
Emb: ((unless you mean farm as in level up /s
Hellaton: ((sterling is ground they can help. they use attract on the pollinators
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DamnDude: (( Guide = Guile - l + d ))
Gaster: Well, I usually get presents.
DamnDude: (( The NLSS has taught me so much ))
Emb: ((it can also be guile + o
Hellaton: Iiii never havve. Jjjust... a rereminder of how mumuch everyonnnne hatated me.
DamnDude: (( fair enough ))
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Gaster: Oh... oh no.
Gaster: That won't do at all. I won't have it.
: ((you can choose one out of three jobs))
Hellaton: ......Yyyou can't popossibly undo 95 yeyears of thiiis.
: ((one of them is the farming situation
: ((and yes
Scorpion: He just sits on a chair.
: ((you're literally helping an old guy farm))
Gaster: No, but I can try.
: ((the other two you have to go into literal mystery dungeons))
: ((but the third one
: ((just helping an old guy farm
Master Roshi: (( Is it this old guy? ))
Hellaton: ....Tttthe past can't be undddddone, Wiiing. But... ththe fact that you wannnt to ststart a new cyyyycle? Ththat means a lolot.
: ((no
: ((an old pokemon
: ((master roshi is not a pokemon
Master Roshi: (( Damn ))
Hellaton: ((drampa
Gaster: nods. "That's right. I do want to start over. I want you to have a brand new life, far away from anything that hurt you."
Hellaton: hugs Gaster tight.
: ((I just looked at Ulti's Reddit account
Hellaton: Ththank you so mumumuch.
Master Roshi: (( "I mean, I've been inside a pokemon, I think that's close enough" ))
: ((He made a fucking subreddit for "Smash 4 Hacks"
Emb: ((well
Scorpion: (( I still have his 3DS FC
Scorpion: (( He's still on my friend list
Gaster: It's no problem.
Hellaton: ((hack to get lucina:play marth
Scorpion: ".................."
: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/Sm4shHacks/
: ((Only two posts
Hellaton: whirrs loudly.
Gaster: ((you can just here the sad violins
Scorpion: (( also posts to /r/fivenightsatfreddys
DamnDude: (( Probably because the correct term is "mods" ))
: ((ow
: ((he posts on the fnaf subreddit
DamnDude: (( Or that the fact that there's more places for it than there ))
Hellaton: Ggggaster, I'd be crcrying in happppppinesshahappiness if I cocoukd right noww.
Gaster: ... I could give you tearducts if you want them.
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Hellaton: ....Yoyou're sure? I... Iii mean... my faface is... orrriginal. It mimight crack more, annnd ththere'd be a lot of wowowork to have donnne...
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Gaster: ... Good point. I'd have to do a lot of reworking...
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Hellaton: Iiii'm sure yoyou have better ththings to do than thhhat.
Scorpion: (( now for my attempt to draw an eight-armed robot
Hellaton: ((so there's gonna be hellagaston fanart? /s