Fellby: ((it's a game about a dark dungeon
Fanta: ((Yes
Fanta: ((and permadeath
Fellby: ((anyway here's hella playing a jpeg http://prntscr.com/bovcqy
Fanta: ((Chime have you seen the wacky new subreddit /r/truecels
Fellby: ((no
Fellby: ((... wait what the hell
Fellby: ((hang on i gotta check something
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Fellby: ((I'M SORRY HOW DID THIS HAPPEN http://prntscr.com/bovel0
Fellby: ((hella doesn't have a job i keep track of him all day
: ((WHY
Fellby: ((how'd he get pregnant again????
Fellby: ((... at least it fills one of his wants
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FFrisk: ((Does Laharl have a job? The prospect of Chime and Laharl both dissapearing for a long period of time, leaving a house behind full of the rest of those fucks, sounds scary))
FFrisk: ((Like, thats how you lose CaU house))
Fellby: ((he does actually
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FFrisk: ((Huh.))
Fellby: ((he plays video games for a living
FFrisk: ((Elf-man is an up-
Fanta: ((This is good
FFrisk: ((Anyway, Disgaea update))
FFrisk: ((Slarv is rapidly becoming The Best))
FFrisk: ((Simply because his magic at this point of the game does obscene amounts of damage))
FFrisk: ((Chime won't be AWESOME until atleast chapter three, unless I kidnap a monster fr-))
FFrisk: ((Actually, I might be able to get Chime reincarnated into a dragon by the end of chapter 2))
Fanta: ((Since we're all putting people in games
Fellby: ((once i age yuki up i'll go play the CAU house
Fellby: ((... and figure out who hella's second baby daddy is
Fanta: ((You can join my darkest dungeon crew
Fanta: ((Who wants knight fucker and who wants theif fucker
FFrisk: ((Thief))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i want knight))
Fanta: ((And I also have plague doctor and... white mage i think
Fellby: ((i'll be the plague doctor
Fanta: ((K
FFrisk: ((MV is a fucking monster with this axe))
FFrisk: ((Like, MV is doing more damage than Laharl))
FFrisk: ((And Slarv is hitting in the triple digits))
: ((how am i doing
FFrisk: ((You're kind of in Laharl's shadow at this stage in the game, because there is no way in hell you'll be quite as good as Laharl, who is OP as fuck and uses swords))
FFrisk: ((More than likely it'll take a reincarnation or two before you can be as OP as everyone else))
Fanta: ((Frisky ur healerino
: ((ah))
: ((chime no))
: ((i'm not))
: ((slarv"
: ((shit
FFrisk: ((Chime is literally cancer /s
: ((slarv*
Fanta: ((yes u r
: ((i'm a warrior))
: ((am i still capable of being a ninja))
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/9EsJi7y
: ((fuck you
Fanta: ((get fucked
: ((I shouldn't be the white mage
: ((That's not who I am
FFrisk: ((See, heres the thing))
Fellby: ((uh oh the fireworks are starting
Fanta: ((Well everyone else claimed the cool heroes
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/HzMBbs5
Fanta: ((Sounds about right
FFrisk: ((More than likely, Flame will be the Ninja, you'll more than likely end up as a Kunoichi))
FFrisk: ((Because Flame is using Fists while you're using swords))
: ((Ahhh))
: ((Which is more OP))
FFrisk: ((Kunoichi's are less 'dodge' and more 'lol lets poison he entire enemy team'))
: ((Mmm))
FFrisk: ((Ninjas are broken as fuck because they can dodge magic))
: ((Motherfucking Flame))
FFrisk: ((And good luck hitting them with a physical))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i swear i had a game other than sims 3 i could put you guys in... oh well))
Fanta: ((Chime is the coolest looking dude rn
FFrisk: ((Hey guys))
FFrisk: (( http://imgur.com/lvfEfmR ))
FFrisk: ((Think about that next time you pick up some fried rice))
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/NZeH5fO
Fanta: ((Lookat that fucker
Fellby: ((guys it's official
Fellby: ((hella spawned one of the cutest kids in my game http://prntscr.com/bovkay
FFrisk: ((THEM EARS))
Fellby: ((I KNOW
FFrisk: ((Also I think that baby stole Anna's hairstyle))
Fellby: ((she aged up with that hair
Fellby: ((... now i gotta find out who hella's baby daddy is
: ((so hella was mpreg))
: ((10/10
Fellby: ((this is his second time being pregnant
FFrisk: ((I mean he DID work at a barkery /s))
DamnDude: (( Was it fucking aliens again? ))
Fellby: ((GASTER WHEN DID YOU DO THAT http://prntscr.com/bovler
FFrisk: ((Scumster clearly))
Fellby: ((... wait
Fellby: ((i think i remember now
Fanta: ((Laharl just oneshotted a skelly
Fellby: ((yeah, hella rolled a want for a baby so i had gaster knock him up
Fanta: ((And Eevee just stole a chest's goodies for himself
Fanta: ((Rather than the party
Fellby: ((oh yeah eevee this happened http://prnt.sc/bouoxn
Fellby: ((it's so hilariously ooc for kidgue
FFrisk: ((I stole the skelly's will to go on))
Fellby: ((anyway onto cau house
CryingEevee OOC: ((a family member who's room is right next to mine is playing music so loud i can feel it vibrate my chair))
FFrisk: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4r4ia9/bird_is_the_safety_word/ ))
FFrisk: ((Bust into their house))
FFrisk: ((And start dancing to it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, they turned it down))
Fellby: ((alright, time for the cau house
: ((chime are you the only "female" in the cau house
Fellby: ((no, smolepeno's there
: ((oh, right))
Fellby: ((and she's already married to MV
: ((yeah))
: ((everybody else is either male or agender))
Fanta: ((Frisky just went insane
Fellby: ((... although in my heavily modded game, being married pretty much means nothing, since i have a no jealousy mod
: (([S]who will get chime pregnant first[/s]
Fellby: (([s]watch it be some random guy off the street[/s]
: ((so we have bloo, laharl, and me))
: ((and a random guy off the street))
: ((RIP))
Fellby: ((everyone wants the dog to get a job
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Fanta: ((You were shit anyway
Fanta: ((Don
Fanta: ((Don't need a healer that can heal 2 HP a turn
Fellby: ((just like irl
Fanta: ((Laharl has gained necromaina
Fanta: ((Eevee and Laharl are begging me not to send them back in
Fellby: ((too bad lmao
Fanta: ((But while Chime is in the church getting un-insaned you gotta go fight
Fanta: ((Who gon die this time
Fanta: ((Vote now on your phones
Fanta: ((Flame is a leper and Yaz is a crossbow guy
Fellby: ((smolepeno plays a very intense game of sims while we watch http://prntscr.com/bovrfv
Fanta: ((Eevee: I will learn my verses father! No, not the whip! PLEASE!
Fellby: ((... kinky
Fanta: ((boi
Fanta: ((And laharl's insane now
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FFrisk: ((Already was))
Fellby: ((slarv wants to buy a bubble blower
Fellby: ((aka a sim bong
: ((what am i doing))
FFrisk: Am I randomly tickling people again?))
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Fellby: ((frisky is going to check out the new bong
Fellby: ((laharl is using the telescope
: ((As a bong?))
Fellby: ((no to look at stars
: ((While high?))
: ((0-ooh shit))
Fellby: ((you haven't used the bong yet
: ((Uhh Chime))
: ((See, uhh))
: ((In Disgaea, theres a very low chance for, when a monster to die, they become a prinny))
Fellby: ((... did i just become one in a million
: ((Yo-
: Yeah))
Fellby: ((that is just my luck
: ((SO UH))
: ((I'm gonna capture some other thing))
: ((Maybe a Jack the Ripper))
: ((And make you something better than a Spectre))
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: ((Laharl, have we actually decided on a region yet for Pokémanz))
: ((I've decided))
: ((That fuck it, i'll do every one of them))
Fellby: ((i'm currently painting ceilia mae from monsters inc http://prntscr.com/bovuyk
Fellby: ((OH OKAY
: ((But what are we doing first, Laharl))
: ((Are we starting with Kanto))
: ((And moving up the ladder))
: ((RNG gives us Unova))
Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/bovvab
: ((Ew, Unova))
: (( #Squad ))
Fellby: ((okay, we've got me painting in my pajamas
: ((New York))
Fellby: ((frisky and smolepeno fucking around with the bong
Fellby: ((and slarv and laharl arguing about... globes?
: ((Looks like he's doing fingerguns and i'm grasping my buttocks while groaning about the world))
Fellby: ((LMAO
: ((HAH
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: (( http://prntscr.com/bovvc7 Forming a defensive perimeter around the squishies ))
Fanta: ((OK
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Fellby: ((rip
: ((I really need to get Tri))
Fellby: ((whoa, gj catching the random empty bowl laharl
: ((A real fucking bow))
Fellby: ((yes he is
Fanta: ((And eevee died
Fellby: ((I'M SO GLAD I CAUGHT BLOO DOING THIS http://prntscr.com/bovwx5
: (( http://prntscr.com/bovx1f Frisky and MV take a flanking route to really fuck up these two archer's days, while the rest of #squad goes down the main path to fuck up everyone else's days ))
Fellby: ((also bloo is fucking shredded
Fanta: ((Quest complete
Fanta: ((Fucking christ
: ((Frisky just got hit with a fucking light arrow))
: ((The first bow skill is a shameless LoZ reference))
: ((And managed to tank the hit with 1 HP.))
Fanta: ((>Yazan has gained a will to live
Fanta: ((Well that's nice
Fellby: ((frisky fucking swims with their flipflops on http://prntscr.com/bovxx6
Fanta: ((I sent flame to the brothel
: ((I actually own flipflops
Fellby: ((do you wear them in the pool
: ((no
Fellby: ((oooh i got a promotion, nice
Fellby: ((also laharl, gaster's calling http://prntscr.com/bovygq
CryingEevee OOC: ((*gaster calls chime to see if laharl is available to talk*))
: ((WHY))
Fanta: ((I sent Chime to church
: ((So uh))
: (9Frisky just got fucking owned))
: ((The entire enemy team ganged up on them at once))
Fellby: ((i told him no because laharl was at work
: ((I mean, Frisky took out half of them in two turns, but it was inevitable death))
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: ((Wow))
: ((I got fucked))
: Slarv apparently died offscreen somewhere))
: Like, I can't find him))
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Fellby: ((rip
Fanta: ((rip
: ((So is death perm or nah))
Fanta: ((I got another white mage
: ((Nah, I just can't let Chime die))
: ((Cause reviving Chime is expensive af for some reason))
: ((Gotcha))
Fanta: is asleep with gote
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Fellby: ((i've been using the max motive cheat to keep us all awake
Fellby: ((since i feel that's an accurate representation of us
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: Like, MV is fucking ripping apart the entire enemy team, like, Frisky went down and MV decided they wanted to fuck up everything by COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER))
Fellby: ((wow
: ((MV got into a counterfight))
: ((It's like MV didn't want me to die))
: ((Where two characters keep countering eachothers attacks until either they run out of counters or one of them died))
: ((MV, being an axe user, fucking won so hard))
: ((Cause Axes don't count evasion during counterfights))
: ((So MV didn't have to worry about missing every other swing))
DamnDude: (( I know you mean counter attack, but I really want to see a fight where people throw kitchen counters at each other ))
Fellby: ((some old lady just came by and thought that slarv was ugly
: ((Well, he is))
Fellby: ((oooh, slarv wants to go on a date
: ((ooooooh
Fellby: ((i'm gonna use the matchmaker and see what he gets
: ((inb4 slime))
: ((slarvath x chime
Fellby: ((SLIME
: ((yep that's the ship name!)
Fellby: ((mv wants to go on a date too
: ((inb4 mv x chime))
: ((mime
: ((WOW
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i know chime is already doing sims 2, but i think i'mma do sims 3 and add people on request... partly because i wanna play sims 3))
Fellby: ((alright, neat
: ((neato
: ((can you add me
Fellby: ((operation: seduce the matchmaker http://prntscr.com/bow24a
CryingEevee OOC: ((sure... although i guess for those who want to be added i'll need like, a brief saying of what you vaguely want))
Fellby: ((... actually it looks like i can't date her
Fellby: ((shame
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, i don't have any mods that add customization to sims))
: ((well i am skinny and i have mediumish dark brown hair))
Fellby: ((OH FUCK
DamnDude: (( F A I L U R E ))
: ((that's what i am comfortable with saying
: ((WOW))
Fellby: ((i have blonde, short hair, brown eyes, glasses, and usually dress in black
CryingEevee OOC: ((i apologize if this is rude to any degree frisky, but should i use the male model or female model?))
: ((uh))
: ((what do you think fits me better))
: ((also i have blue eyes and i can dress in anything
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i had an idea, i'm totally gonna make myself as an eevee instead of a normal sim. although not sure if i should use a dog or a cat. also, i guess i'll go with male, frisky.))
: ((okay))
: ((I'm gonna go set off fireworks rn))
DamnDude: (( I feel like saying hitler with brown hair and glasses is either the worst sim to ask you to make or the best. ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hitler with brown hair and glasses, got it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, and if you want, give me what kinda traits you want))
Fellby: ((a wild slarv attempts seduction http://prntscr.com/bow401
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, and supernatural types are thing if any of you particularly want that))
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Fellby: ((can you make me a witch
CryingEevee OOC: ((sure))
DamnDude: (( How many traits can we have? ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((5, i think))
Fellby: ((oh wait i think that needs an expansion pack, right?
DamnDude: (( Now.. do I go my traits, or do we make hidden hitler ))
DamnDude: (( Or Both ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you can give the basic rundown of what kind of person you want instead of a list of traits and i'll work with it. also chime i have all content adding expansions, so i have hwitches and pets and all that))
Fellby: ((neat
Fellby: ((i uh, guess you can make an artistic yet shy person
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i wanted to make the game go windowed, and it worked, but now all the ui is tiny and that dissapoints me))
Fellby: ((if there's a forgetful trait add that to represent my adhd
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CryingEevee OOC: ((alright, first off i'm gonna make the eevee because yeah))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think eevees would be more like dogs so i'mma try making a dog into a maybe almost passable eevee))
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Fellby: ((i took slarv to a restaurant and fellby's here
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DamnDude: (( Evil, Perfectionist, Grumpy, Dislikes Children, Charismatic (I could not resist) ))
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Fellby: (("SOON" http://prntscr.com/bow692
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CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i can't properly set the floof))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((so it's not gonna look too much like an eevee in that regard))
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Fellby: ((sugar keeps gaining and losing her crush on slarv
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: ((Back))
Fellby: ((so the date went well
Fellby: ((i'm gonna have slarv and sugar head back home
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Fellby: ((... or i guess he'll ditch her at the restaurant
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Fanta: ((Hah
Vaati: ((im here somehow
Fellby: ((hi mv
Fanta: ((I'm lying in bed waiting for my waifu to come back
: ((Lol))
Fellby: ((sim hella got knocked up again
Vaati: ((hi
Vaati: ((wtf
Fellby: ((well
Fellby: ((he had a really low want meter
Fanta: ((Mv got killed by chime, who went insane again
Vaati: ((thats like... the opposite of hella in canon
Fellby: ((and a want for a baby
Fellby: ((i had to do it or he'd fall into despair
Vaati: ((ok
Fanta: ((In darkest dungeon you are
Vaati: ((ok wow
Fanta: ((You were the leper
: ((In Disgaea, you just literally chopped up an entire stage full of enemies))
Vaati: ((why do you keep getting me killed, slarv
: ((mv sim me was investigating bong with smolapeño))
: ((Somewhere halfway through the fight, Tri and Slar died offscreen, and Frisky got owned by six people at one))
Fanta: ((Wasnt me was chime
: ((haaaaaaaaaaah))
Vaati: ((wow
Vaati: ((also, my gf is a fuckin stoner in sims
Fellby: ((I swear the "bubble blower" is magnetic
Fanta: ((CHIMe hows delta doing
Fellby: ((i haven't checked in on him
Fellby: ((he hasn't walked past
Fellby: ((but
Fellby: ((he is in the neighborhood
Fellby: ((so at some point he's gonna show up
Fanta: ((I refuse to be shipped with anyone but delta fucking warrior
Fellby: ((anyway here's hella's first kid: http://prntscr.com/bow692
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Fellby: ((wait that's not right hang on
: (( http://prntscr.com/bow95u The results of what happens when you accidently let your mage and archer out of your sites ))
Fellby: ((here's yuki http://prnt.sc/bovkay
CryingEevee OOC: (( http://imgur.com/gZ6lS4U eevee turned out... not that great, but barely passible
CryingEevee OOC: ((who's next?))
Fanta: ((Chime im looking back in the logs
Fellby: ((I'll go
Fanta: ((Who is this anime ass motherfucker im dating
Fellby: ((that's sugar from OFF
Fanta: ((K
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Fellby: ((now if you don't mind i'm gonna have mv go on a date
Vaati: ((it better be with my gf
Fellby: ((with their waifu
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, i guess chime'll be the next sim i make))
Fanta: ((I'm in a meme shirt
Vaati: ((yessss
Fanta: ((I didnt know sims had meme shirts
Fanta: ((I should do caudachi life
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Fellby: ((i downloaded the meme shirt just for you baby
Fanta: ((💯😂😂👏👌🐐
Fanta: give bae da succ
: (( http://prntscr.com/bowaml Smol the Cleric has been made. ))
Fanta: ((Ultima the fucking prinny
Fanta: ((10/10
: (( [url=http://prnt.sc/bovwx5][i]why[/i][/url] ))
CryingEevee OOC: (("Which of this hair is short? *Accidently picks the fauxhawk*"))
: ((I use him as a grenade. ))
Fanta: ((11/10
: (( http://prntscr.com/bowax3 #Squad
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Fellby: ((why am i making that face http://prntscr.com/bowb5k
: (( http://prntscr.com/bowb74 And this fuck. ))
: (( i am apparently "fucking shredded" now ))
Fellby: ((you are
: ((That's all our characters))
: ((the selection hand was poking me))
: ((i'm special now))
: ((Until I unlock Gunner and Ninja))
: (( have i just been standing in the yard making that exact pose for the past few days
Fellby: ((no
: (( oh
: (( http://prntscr.com/bowc1b Due to an excessive number of fatalities in the last fight, MV has been latched with a Felony ))
: ((They must now fight and beat up the court))
: ((aka promotion exam))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to give SOMEONE the three wolf moon tattoo))
Fellby: ((slarv
Fellby: ((give slarv that tatoo
Vaati: ((omg i just got back from a brb hi my love!
: (( "back from a brb" what
: ((MV currently has the highest damage output))
: ((Because the fucking axe weapon is OP))
Smolster: (hi darling!!)
: ((Doesn't help that I didn't fucking skimp with their gear, their probably the second-best-geared out of the entire party))
Vaati: ((nice
: (( i bought a box of "TNT Pop-Its" earlier today
: (( i feel like going outside and throwing them at people
: (( http://prntscr.com/bowd3f Thisisnewandilikeit.jpg ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have no idea what a human being is supposed to look like))
: (( what
Fellby: ((here's bloo and laharl dancing http://prntscr.com/bowdeg
: ((I have fifty three shortcuts))
: ((That's what I get for making an arc))
: ((Why do I))
: ((Always))
: ((Look so fucking emo))
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: (( I have glasses
: (( Is it because I'm Adam Savage
Fellby: ((bc you're adam savage
: ((Goddamnit I wish people would Hack disgaea already))
: ((So I can just have infinite mana and all classes unlocked))
Vaati: ((apparently looking at burning magnesium can fuck up your eyes
Fanta: ((Since I'm so great at Isaac imma do another run
: ((So I can just set you guys up as your classes right off the bat))
: ((And leave it at that))
DamnDude: (( Slar ))
DamnDude: (( Do the daily challenge ))
Vaati: ((whoops
: (( soup can switchblade ))
Fanta: ((Whats that
DamnDude: (( Complete ))
DamnDude: (( Chaos ))
DamnDude: (( Because it's the 4th of July ))
Fellby: ((a cop we can all trust http://prntscr.com/bowei6
Fellby: (((yes the bong in the background is on purpose)
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: ((don't trust me))
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: ((How did I even get the fucking job anyways))
: ((I would be fired by now))
: ((Because I'm a corrupt cop))
Fellby: ((i don't know how you haven't been fired yet
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: (( why did I just get the idea of
: (( making a sims mod
: (( to replace any sort of sound with snippets from "fuck bees"
Fanta: ((I died
: ((I corrupted the entire police force))
Fellby: ((well my sound in my game is dead
DamnDude: (( wow ))
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: ((That's how I did it))
DamnDude: (( You didn't even get to where it's completely insane ))
: ((I'm so charming and charismic that I made the entire police force like me))
: ((Clearly Gaster and I are planning an arc))
CryingEevee OOC: ((the game decided "yes, cowboy boots are formal wear))
Fellby: ((lmao
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CryingEevee OOC: ((also chime i have no idea what formal wear to give ya, som i'm just picking half randomly. it's not like it'll be seen much))
: u callin chime a slut
: saying clothes wont be seen much
CryingEevee OOC: ((formal wear won't be seen much))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you rug))
: we gon hav fuckin words about u fucking hospitality
Fellby: ((meanwhile smolphys is just playing video games in her underwear
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, there's only a few occasions formal wear will be seen))
: ((MV walks into the room during that))
: (( [url=https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51E3HXZTAVL.jpg]Guys look[/url]
: ((MV: can i play too
CryingEevee OOC: ((NOT THE BOOBAH))
Fellby: ((bloo is acting like it's a completely normal thing for her to do
: (( I had one of those things ))
: ((BOO-BAH! It did a little dance ))
: (( am I just watching smolphys
Fellby: ((no you're watching the video games
: (( oh
: ((am i still bonging
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Fellby: ((no you're at work
: ((Slarv you just decided magic wasn't working too much))
: ((And ran a man through with your staff))
: ((ah))
: (( i'm going to go
Vaati: ((am i cuddling with my gf
: (( eat cereal and spraypaint my teeth shiny white
Fellby: ((no, mv, you're at work too
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Vaati: ((that is work
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Fanta: ((is nobody gonna rp
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: ((idk))
Fellby: ((probably no rp tonight
DamnDude: (( We're just playing bs games or watching SGDQ right now ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i just noticed the pants i gave chime for sleep wear have a crown imprinted on the butt, i should maybe change that))
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Stay Puff MM: ((Oh yes))
: ((Times new roman in the streets))
: (( spraypaint tastes nice
: ((Wing Dings in the sheets))
Hellaton: ((use an airplane in bed
: ((Lots of hands and foreign objects))
: (( http://prntscr.com/bowia9 That space where my mouse is used to be an enemy ))
: ((Then Slarv hit it with a tripe-digit ice magic attack))
CryingEevee OOC: ((the game really wants chime in boots))
Hellaton: ((give me the sexiest boots
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: ((Mfw enemy attacks Slar and one shots them))
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: ((Same enemy tries to do that to Smol and somehow misses three times in a row))
Hellaton: ((ripper roo
Hellaton: ((GOOD
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: ((I accidently gave Smol a godly Evasion stat on character creation))
: ((So she has a tendency to be a poor-mans ninja now))
Hellaton: ((nice
Hellaton: ((she somersaults away goodbye
: ((So I threw a monster on my base panel))
CryingEevee OOC: ((the game REALLY wants chime in boots))
: ((When you try to capture a monster))
: ((It fights every member of your team one by one))
: ((I check my base))
Fellby: ((i guess i'm wearing boots then
Fanta: ((He's not that hard
: ((And nobodies taken any damage))
Fanta: ((But still
: ((EXCEPT))
: ((Etna, who guot oneshotted))
: ((And hilariously, Ultima))
Hellaton: ((good
: ((My expectations are that Etna managed to use Ultima as a grenade during the base fight))
Fellby: ((you guys like my sleep chamber http://prntscr.com/bowjhi
Hellaton: enters the bar. He has explained to his bfs that he is not feeling up to this much social interaction but wants them to have fun, so the three will keep in contact with little "<3" messages and the like.
CryingEevee OOC: ((sleep chamber. great))
: no [] is now no [Ceres].
Ceres: the barely seen spider girl from earlier today walks into the bar
Hellaton: ((its like a shitty school nurses office
Ceres: (( ^
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Ceres: (( the nurse does nothing but apply an ice pack
Gaster: ((what a coincidence
Gaster: ((that's the exact asthetic i was going for
: ((Clone panels clone the character that is on them.))
Hellaton: (("im bleeding" "put ice on it"
: ((This is bad))
Hellaton: ((oh no
: ((When the enemy is a Laharl-Clone))
Hellaton: ...
: ((Thats even fucking worse))
Hellaton: Um. Hhhi.
Ceres: "hi"
Gaster: [<3]
Hellaton: ((is she like muffet, or arachne, or an actual spider
Hellaton: [<3]
Gaster: [there's a lot of fire works here it's really loud]
MettatonSEX: [yeah]
Ceres: (( muffet
Gaster: [i don't think you'd like it]
Hellaton: [oh yeah id hate it]
CryingEevee OOC: (( http://imgur.com/MJQEZAA well, there's chime. or at least, a vague attempt at chime.))
Hellaton: [only tolerable in gifs]
Ceres: (( alternate microton death: microton was strapped to one of the fireworks
Hellaton: ((oh my god
Ceres: (( that is now the official way microton dies
Hellaton: ((also, for reference, how tall is ceres
Ceres: (( via firework
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Gaster: ((nice
Ceres: (( eh
Ceres: (( 1 millimeter
MettatonSEX: [love u]
Smol Asriel: barchar's been a cool aunt and gotten him a wheelchair so i can actually do things with him
Hellaton: ((n i c e
Ceres: (( jk
Hellaton: ((shoot
: (( http://prntscr.com/bowkx6 Fuck. ))
Ceres: (( 3'11
Hellaton: (( ok cool
Discoton: (( and I thought I was short
Gaster: ((slarv why is fellby calling you
CryingEevee OOC: ((alright, who's next?))
Glamor: [font=glamor]((shut up im 4'11"[/font]
Hellaton: ((me
Smol Asriel: ((Patriotic booty call
Ceres: (( discoton: fuck you i'm about to die
: ((have you done me yet))
Ceres: [i][discoton promptly explodes in midair][/i]
: ((Smol's down, everyone just ignored Frisky and went for the healer again))
Hellaton: ((bloo is this toy story
Hellaton: ((oh no
: ((MV is near death and we don't have a healer anymore))
Hellaton: ((nooooo
: ((I'm probably gonna have to Laharlstomp the rest of this))
Ceres: (( i could've made ceres taller
Gaster: ((OH SHIT HE'S INVITING US OUT http://prntscr.com/bowlg0
Ceres: (( OH SHIT
Gaster: ((i think
Gaster: ((or not
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: ((come on gang we're going somewhere anyway
Smol Asriel: awakens
Ceres: (( on an unrelated note: super smash flash 1
Ceres: "..."dotdotdot
Hellaton: looks to Ceres. ".......Um... hhhhi..."
Ceres: "hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((sorry, am back, no firsky, i have not. so i guess you're next))
Ceres: don't expect very long answers from ceres
Smol Asriel: ((https://i.ytimg.com/vi/M_PSF4s8xfU/maxresdefault.jpg I just found this
Smol Asriel: (({Oh my~}
Ceres: (( ooh la la~
DamnDude: (( Slar, the fuck ))
Hellaton: ....Um... Iiii... dodon't think weeee've mettt...
Ceres: (( "ytimg" oh my fuck
Smol Asriel: ((When you search for asriel
Smol Asriel: ((You always find porn
Ceres: (( i have found my new wallpaper
: ((Okay, I managed to salvage the situation))
Ceres: "no?"
: ((Due to Smol being MV's pupil, MV has learned Heal from being nearby Smol in fights))
: ((So MV was able to patch themselves up so they don't get their ass whooped))
Ceres: (( Ceres: "do you know where hell is?"
Smol Asriel: ((I needed a pic to make an artist's representation of healed smol
Ceres: (( >gets porn instead
Ceres: (( >close enough
Hellaton: ...Um.... Iii'm. Um... Iii'm Hellaton....
Ceres: "ceres"
Hellaton: ...N-nnice to meet yoyou...
Ceres: [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceres_(dwarf_planet)]name origin[/url]
Ceres: "same"
Hellaton: ((ye
Hellaton: .....
Gaster: ((so uh
Gaster: ((slarv went to a nightclub with jasper and fellby
Ceres: (( slarvath
Gaster: ((let's see how this plays out
Gaster: ((oh and i guess mettaton came too
Gaster: ((okay wait hang on who's all here
Ceres: (( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Bodenstein ))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((this is who's here http://prntscr.com/bowndp
Gaster: ((one of those people is fellby's teenage daughter
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Smol Asriel: ((I spent 2 minutes of my life on this http://imgur.com/uQT3D2A
Smol Asriel: is that, except not shit
Ceres: (( i can remaster that
Smol Asriel: listens around to see who's here
: Sicily is in the bar, who the fuck knows when she got here, but she is.
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Smol Asriel: also snif sneffs
Smol Asriel: he can smell u now
Ceres: (( so let me tell you a story
Hellaton: smells like metal
: Hellaton [Hellaton] disconnected.
Ceres: (( all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down
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Smol Asriel: "Hey Mettaton"
Hellaton: ....N-nnnot Mettaton... ssorry...
Smol Asriel: "Oh.. sorry, you smell the same"
Ceres: Ceres smells like gunpowder.
Hellaton: has a different voice
Gaster: ((update: slarv is now buying everyone dinner http://prntscr.com/bowp0a
Smol Asriel: "Mr. Hellaton?"
: She smelles like smoke and overly expensive, guady, nose-hurting fancy perfume. I mean, she isn't wearing any, so it must've just gotten on her somehow.
Hellaton: Yyeah...
CryingEevee OOC: ((this is gonna be the vaguest approximation of frisky ever. you won't probably be able to tell unless it says the name.))
: ((Do I ever smile))
: ((Like))
: ((In every picture, I always look like WAKE ME UP INSIDE))
: ((well you have the description))
Ceres: (( can't wake up
: ((you could vaguely tell))
: ((if you knew what i looked like))
Hellaton: ((i barely do so
Smol Asriel: "Ah.. alright"
Smol Asriel: sounds cheerful again
Smol Asriel: goat dad has cheered him up
: ((that's because i'm not comfortable sharing my face so))
: ((yeah))
: ((Lol I can give you a pic of 10 year old me))
: ((do it if you want to))
Barchar: (aaaaand i'm back)
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, i feel this might almost be insulting. but then again, this is what happens when you give the job of designing a virtual human with a vague description to someone who barely sees actual humans.))
: ((Laharl: -takes a picture of himself- I was born in 2006 guyz
: ((It probably won't be insulting))
Gaster: ((hi flame
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what, you're gonna be either a fairy or a genie frisky))
Smol Asriel: has a weheelschaire now
: ((why
Smol Asriel: wheelchair
Smol Asriel: why
: ((i want to be a human
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, if you want to be human i'll leave you human))
: ((I need to see myself first
Smol Asriel: is all healed now
Hellaton: ...
Smol Asriel: is happy gote
Hellaton: Y-yyou, uh, llook a lot bebetter...
: Sicily just looks at Smol with a wierd look.
Gaster: [holy shit jasper just punched a goose]
: Demons don't really get crippled, neither do Angels.
: You're either Alive or your Dead.
Ceres: She looks at Smol.
: Not in-between.
Ceres: "ok"
Smol Asriel: "Thanks.. the burns are better now"
Hellaton: [wtf]
Ceres: (( "your"
Gaster: [to be fair the goose attacked her first]
: (( You're is corect.))
: ((Fucker))
Smol Asriel: haven
Ceres: (( k
Smol Asriel: haven't you ever seen a cripple gote before
: No, she hasn't seen a cripple in general.
MettatonSEX: [update: the goose is dead]
Hellaton: [o shit]
Hellaton: ...
Ceres: ceres was almost a cripple. "almost" what
: ((Sicily: What the fuck I'm calling the police))
Smol Asriel: ik
: ((Sicily: wait
: ((Sicily: fuck the 4th wall is broken
Smol Asriel: wheels over to the couch and sits down, using his arms
: ((Sicily: damn it!)
: Sicily has a look of 'wtf is this'
CryingEevee OOC: (( http://imgur.com/0Ms4H8r well, there it is frisky... however if it's good or not is up to you. i think it's not great
Smol Asriel: next to where he smells barchar
: And a pair of white-circle yes.
: eyes.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's too generic))
Gaster: [i guess jasper's having goose for dinner tomorrow]
Hellaton: [yeah]
Smol Asriel: leans on where he thinks barchar is
DamnDude: (( Apparently AGDQ chat flipped the fuck out because the runner for bioshock said he thought infinite was terrible ))
: ((it's good but))
: ((I have bangs
Ceres: (( MV
MettatonSEX: [like holy shit dude]
Hellaton: ((?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll try to find a hairstyle with bangs))
Ceres: (( actually nvm
Hellaton: ((okay?
Smol Asriel: ((Rip agdq
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: ((hey guys
Hellaton: sits at the bar.
: ((When my hair is longer in the front I usually part the bangs))
DamnDude: (( They also just did a speedrun of windows 10 ))
Gaster: ((guess whose making a fucking robot
Hellaton: ((?
Hellaton: ((oh boy
: ((oh boy))
Gaster: ((it me
CryingEevee OOC: ((how bout this- oh, well i already uploaded the current one to imgur http://imgur.com/SrnDTwv ))
Hellaton: ((make the robot a mech
DamnDude: (( The computer they were using almost updated to windows 10 mid run ))
Gaster: ((I can't
: ((It's uh))
Ceres: Ceres blinks.
: ((A little better))
Hellaton: ((damn
Hellaton: ...
: (( http://i.imgur.com/mJnRvp9.png ))
: ((That one makes me look like leafyishere
CryingEevee OOC: (( option C http://imgur.com/TUpXycm
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Ceres: "..."
Smol Asriel: is snuggle gote
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Hellaton: .........
Ceres: ".............................."
: Gaster's connection timed out.
Hellaton: S-ssorry... I'm.... nonot. Gggggrrrrrrrrreat socialllly...
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Ceres: "ok"
: ((uh
: ((make me a fairy
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((alrighty then))
CryingEevee OOC: ((what color wings?))
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: ((blue
Ceres: (( trashbot
Gaster: ((NO
Discoton: 5'1 mettaton walks into the bar
Gaster: ((how dare you guys insult my child like that
Hellaton: ((chimetron
: ((Rothbot))
Hellaton: ....H-hhhi...
Ceres: (( rothbot is nice
CryingEevee OOC: ((name it zero so it can not know what it's fighting for))
Discoton: "Hi."
: ((Name it Frisky))
Hellaton: ((megaman
Ceres: "hi"
CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky, do you want the super tiny wings?))
Smol Asriel: ((Name it Wally
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: ((do what looks better
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Gaster: ((fuck you guys i'm coming up with my own name
Hellaton: ((name the robot eva-01
Gaster: ((his name is sal
Hellaton: ((ok
CryingEevee OOC: (( http://imgur.com/Kzmh4tf ))
Smol Asriel: ((Name it Uriel
Gaster: ((first thing sal wants to do is find love
Smol Asriel: ((And then take it to an art museum
Ceres: (( what is love
Smol Asriel: ((And destroy everything ;-;
: ((beautiful
CryingEevee OOC: ((YOU JUST MADE IT))
Hellaton: ((but im the resident robotfucker
Gaster: ((at the very least it finds him charming
Gaster: ((i'm
Ceres: (( i hope nothing is involving me with love
: ((Being asexual and aromantic clearly doesn't mean shit when you're fucking a robot /s))
Gaster: ((i think the robot is broken
Gaster: ((he refuses to recharge
DamnDude: (( So I fucked up ))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( I waited like 10 seconds to start a game of BGO and it went from 4 players to 8 ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i've given frisky an outfit that's vaguely a frisk outfit as sleep wear))
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/kdqdqnk
Gaster: ((oh i see what's wrong
Gaster: ((the radio's on
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna go for the hell stars tomorrow
Smol Asriel: ((And hopefully finish this fuckin game
: ((Laharl turns into his Disgaea counterpart when he gets pissed off and kicks me into oblivion for thirty seconds))
Smol Asriel: ((Gonna do something stupid
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Torielohim [Torielohim].
Torielohim: ((I feel 20% more fucking stupid already
Hellaton: ((is that. ghirahim but also toriel
Torielohim: ((Elohim but also toriel
Hellaton: ((oh
: ((Hey MV, I recently beat the Hyrule Warriors legend mode))
Hellaton: ((i dont know elohim
Hellaton: ((nice
Torielohim: ((Talos principle
: ((During the Ganon Part, I never had to save Zant's ass once))
Torielohim: ((They both say 'My Child'
Torielohim: ((So why the fuck not
: ((Ghirahim seemed to have a fetish for getting into losing fight EVERY OTHER FUCKING MINUTE))
Ceres: "..."
Hellaton: ((zant is competant
Torielohim: A thunderous voice rings out through the bar
: ((I lost the TP part because I couldn't kill Zant))
Ceres: "oh"
: ((Because he wouldn't fucking die))|
Torielohim: "REJOICE, MY CHILD"
Ceres: "ok"
Ceres: Ceres rejoices.
Hellaton: ((zant is competant
: ((Yet, Ghirahim just got combo'd into fucking oblivion))
Ceres: "ok"
Torielohim: ((Talos principle is amazing, you should all play it
Hellaton: covers his head, curling up as much as h can
Torielohim: ((And road to gehenna
Gaster: ((ghirahim was my best when i still had hyrule warriors
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
Discoton: Discoton sort of...stands there. Maybe he won't be noticed if he's so short, right?
CryingEevee OOC: ((personality time frisky))
Hellaton: ((my best is zant
Torielohim: "In the beginning were the words and the words made the world"
Hellaton: ((im also good with fi
: Sicily is 4'4, and she's just lazing at the couch, seemingly using a prinny as a giant pillow.
Torielohim: "From the ashes rose a wondrous new creation"
Ceres: 3'11 spider girl sits there and nods
: ((I kick ass with Zelda using the Dominion Rod))
: ((Most of the time tho i'm using Twili Midna))
Gaster: ((oh my god http://prntscr.com/bowwou
Torielohim: "In this creation lay puzzles, ancient combinations of doorways and distractions"
CryingEevee OOC: ((if we're talking about hyrule warriors, i play young link because... why not))
Torielohim: "Therein lie my sigils, child"
: ((Thats so fucking me))
: ((Like, that is me in a nutshell))
CryingEevee OOC: ((fierce deity is cool))
Hellaton: ((im good with great fairy
Ceres: (( lolharl
Torielohim: ((Oh my fuck Toriel and Elohim's dialogue goes together way better than it should
Hellaton: ((beautiful
Torielohim: "It is your purpose to gather said sigils, as my child"
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Torielohim: "Present them to me, and thee shall be rewarded with life everlasting"
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Ceres: (( http://img.ifcdn.com/images/10e0e242d28449b16fc014fc6f4b2881424678e770f829a6c180994a7ad378e7_1.jpg
Torielohim: "For that is the nature of this world"
Torielohim: The voice fades
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: Torielohim [Torielohim] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
: "..."
: Sicily just.
Ceres: "ok"
: Throws her prinny at the Torielohim.
: It explodes on contact with literally fucking anything.
Smol Asriel: It was a voice thoe
: Yeah.
: As in.
: She throws it
Smol Asriel: The ceiling
Hellaton: The big scary robot is shaking.
: At the voice like an annoyance.
Smol Asriel: Explodes
Smol Asriel: boom
: "..."
Smol Asriel: is confused gote
: "I didn't think that through, now I need another prinny."
Discoton: Discoton looks at Hella. "lol"
: She whistles, two prinnies run in carrying another prinny like a coffin.
Smol Asriel: "What was that explosion..?"
Hellaton: Ssstop....
Discoton: "u ok"
: She uses that prinny as a bean bag,
Hellaton: Nnno.
: "A prinny."
Discoton: "k"
Smol Asriel: "Prinny?"
Gaster: ((aww shit the game froze
: "Annoying penguin servant demon."
Smol Asriel: turns his head in Sicily's general direction
: "Want one?"
Smol Asriel: "Alright.."
Smol Asriel: "Sure!"
: She whistles, a prinny is gently slid into the bar.
Smol Asriel: sniffs, what do prinny smell like
: It runs over to Smol and literally just starts bowing infront of him.
: They smell like shame, sins, and penguin.
DamnDude: (( Smol knows what 2 of those things smell like ))
Gaster: ((yeah, i think the game just crashed
Gaster: ((rip robutt
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, frisky's gone and i don't know what to do for sim frisky's personality))
Smol Asriel: "Uh.. hi"
Smol Asriel: attempts to pick up prinny
Gaster: ((i'm gonna give it some time
Hellaton: ((wow
: Prinny is picked up, they're surprisingly light.
Smol Asriel: sits it next to him on the couch and leans on it
: "...That was a leftover from some kind of specialty squad Big Bro is making."
: "Dunno what is name is, I think it started with a U."
Smol Asriel: "Thanks, it's soft"
: "Yep." She leans back on her Prillow.
DamnDude: (( I hope Azzy doesn't have an explosion extremely close to his face.. again ))
DamnDude: (( Smazzy* ))
: Prinny explosions take away exactly 1/8th of a prinnies HP from the enemy.
Smol Asriel: ((No
: That prinny is Level 1.
Smol Asriel: ((The days of kenny gote are over
: An explosion would at most do 1-3 damage.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( That's good ))
: Like, worst-case-secenario, Smazzy loses his eyelashes.
Smol Asriel: not that he needs them
Smol Asriel: is going to take good care of penguin pal
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Smol Asriel: because it's already a better parent than both of his
: Eventually that prinny would work off it's sin debt and become an actual demon,.
: But it's not in the Netherworld anymore.
: So it's officially a penguin forever.
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Betterton: ((oi m80s
Hellaton: stops shaking, and slowly un-curls his body.
Ceres: (( oi
Smol Asriel: ((helo
Hellaton: ((hi
Discoton: "..."
Betterton: -slouches in-
: Sicily just keeps leaning on her prinny, whistling Whisper from Hell.
: Aka the Disgaea title theme.
Smol Asriel: has been asleep for a while, while he's nuzzling the soft prinny he notices something
Discoton: He looks at Betterton. "hi"
Betterton: -glances from side to side-
Smol Asriel: "..."
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Smol Asriel: feels his head
Ceres: She leaves.
Betterton: Another Mettaton? Damn, the place is getting crowded.
Smol Asriel: "H-hey! Horns!"
Smol Asriel: might as well have this be a horny day
Discoton: "i've been here for some amount of time"
Hellaton: ....
Smol Asriel: smiles, he's got two smol horns now, the smol is growing up
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Hellaton: stays completely still.
Fellby: ((yuup, the game just gave a not responding dialogue
: Fun fact: Sicily, Laharl, and Vyers all have horns. Laharl and Sicily's are only noticable when they get pissed, but Vyer's are straight up satan horns.
Betterton: -BTT has the odd habit of slowly increasing in volume and height over a few sentences and then snorting some rust powder, bringing him back down to normal/sedated-
Betterton: -takes his shiny metal ass over to the bar-
Ceres: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/4r6vuu/cringy_as_fuck_chat_on_this_site/[/url]
Ceres: (( jk that's not an actual link
Betterton: ((You little bitch
Smol Asriel: ((You fucking scared me
Betterton: ((I'mma kill u
Ceres: (( K
Hellaton: stays. Completely. Still.
Ceres: (( make it quick~
Smol Asriel: is happy to have horns but sad his parents fucking abandoned him
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Betterton: ((o bby I'mma make it slow and
Ceres: (( i feel like going to other chats and actually posting them to cringeanarchy
Betterton: ((-dramatic pause-
Betterton: ((sensual
: Tell Sicily your stories and she'll probably have you situated with a prinny army by the end of the night.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
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Smol Asriel: ((Wb bread
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Ceres: (( wb bread we're on /r/cringeanarchy now
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Fanta: fell asleep with her head on his
Betterton: -dreamingly draws a little picture with the rust powder on the bar-
Betterton: -it's abstract-
Hellaton: ...
Ceres: (( not
Fanta: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/4r6vuu/cards_against_undershit/
Hywel: -He fell asleep as well.-
Fellby: stumbles into the bar, his shirt slightly torn.
Fanta: her head fits perfectly in between his horns
Ceres: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/4r6vuu/smol_asriel_wtf/
Hellaton: Completely still.
Betterton: -looks at Hellaton-
Discoton: "kek"
Betterton: You're not even a Mettaton, are you?
Fanta: awakens
Hywel: -He wakes up, because she woke up.-
Betterton: Not that I think you're lying, that is.
Betterton: Just mistaken.
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Betterton: -yawns-
Hellaton: Iiii don't go by ththat, but I am.
Ceres: (( Hi bio we're on cringeanarchy now https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/crm114a/smol_gotes_galore/
Betterton: Well, it's a philosophical debate and God knows it's above me...
Hellaton: ...
Betterton: -swirls the powder-
Fanta: "Good evening"
Betterton: The question is, what measure is a Happstablook, eh?
Discoton: "mhm mhm"
Hywel: "Good evening to you, too."
Hellaton: .....
Fellby: lets loose a whoop. "Whoo! I just got back from one wild party!"
Ceres: (( Philosophicalton
: ((heya
Hellaton: winces at hearing that name.
Betterton: Sure you've had the same name, and the roboticization... is that a word... fuck it.
Hellaton: .......
Betterton: My point is, you've got the name of Happstablook but the soul of Napstablook.
: no [Ceres] is now no [Philosopherton].
Betterton: -shrugs-
Philosopherton: (( jk
Hellaton: ..........
Philosopherton: "that may be true, but is it really?"
Hellaton: D-ddon't compare me to ththem.
: BIO - リサフランク666  KILL  CHOP  DELUXE/ 現代のコンピュー's connection timed out.
Philosopherton: Philosopherton slides out of a dark corner in the bar.
Hywel: "Great conversation."
Betterton: Aight. All the same to- ok seriously another one?
Fanta: she fell back asleep
Fellby: Robot party!
Betterton: I'm going to need more of this shit.
Hywel: "...Fine fine, you're adorable..."
Betterton: -snorts a bit of the rust dust off the bar-
Hywel: -He gives hugs and snuggles.-
Philosopherton: "Rust in dust form?"
Fellby: may or may not have fallen into a tub of alcoholic punch.
Philosopherton: "This is most certainly notable."
Hellaton: ((you're mettaton, he's mettaton, I'M METTATON! ARE THERE ANY OTHER METTATONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
Betterton: Or dust in rust form.
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Philosopherton: he snorts a line of rust dust
Betterton: no don't-
: ((I'm eating steak and potatoes))
Philosopherton: "oh"
Betterton: aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
Fellby: ((ayy, that's what i had for dinner
: ((And by that I mean microwave hungryman steak, and a baked potato))
Philosopherton: "this is a let down"
Betterton: ((That should grievously harm him))
Hellaton: .....
Fellby: ((that's not what i had for dinner
Philosopherton: (( good
Fanta: awakens
Fanta: "Huh..?"
Fanta: is in hug
Philosopherton: the next thing you know, this unnecessary mettaton is out of the fucking bar
: no [Philosopherton] is now no [].
Hellaton: .........
Betterton: Well, that was interesting. Pity chances are he's got five minutes left to live.
Betterton: -shrugs-
Hellaton: ..........
Fanta: "Sorry... I fell back asleep"
Fellby: stumbles towards the bar. "Yoooo, i wanna... I want a bottle of your finest and a nice, thick -" He catches sight of Hellaton. ".... Salsa?"
Fanta: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/4r6vuu/I_sexually_Identify_as_an_Attack_Helicopter_Ever_since_I_was_a_boy_I_dreamed_of_soaring_over_the_oilfields_dropping_hot_sticky_loads_on_disgusting_foreigners_People_say_to_me_that_a_person_being_a_helicopter_is_Impossible_and_Im_fucking_retarded_but_I_dont_care_Im_beautiful_Im_having_a_plastic_surgeon_install_rotary_blades_30_mm_cannons_and_AMG_114_Hellfire_missiles_on_my_body_From_now_on_I_want_you_guys_to_call_me_Apache_and_respect_my_right_to_kill_from_above_and_kill_needlessly_If_you_cant_accept_me_youre_a_heliphobe_and_need_to_check_your_vehicle_privilege_Thank_you_for_being_so_understanding
Betterton: well, we've got Mettatons out the wazoo to spare so why not.
: (( "Uh, can I have a water, please?" "Water? If you want water, you should go outside and [i][some wild west-era phrases][/i]. The only thing we pour here is whiskey!"
Fanta: ((And it fucking worked
Betterton: fuckin...
: no [] is now no [Marty McFly].
Betterton: -grins wildly out a window for a few seconds-
Grillby: -He hands over an unlabled bottle and a bowl of salsa, with chips.-
Betterton: -goes back to normal-
Marty McFly: mcfly appears in that window
Betterton: fuckin paparazzi
: BIO - リサフランク666  KILL  CHOP  DELUXE/ 現代のコンピュー [] joined chat.
Marty McFly: "Doc? DOC!"
Hellaton: is very much uncomfortable. Mostly because BLT compared him to Napstablook.
Betterton: ((>BLT
Betterton: ((what a hero
Marty McFly: "dooooooooøøc!"
Hellaton: ((im calling him blt
Hellaton: ((legendary hero
Betterton: ((why? Because he's a sub?
: BIO - リサフランク666  KILL  CHOP  DELUXE/ 現代のコンピュー's connection timed out.
Marty McFly: (( bacon lettuce and tomatoton
Betterton: ((Lenny
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Fellby: ((marty mcfly turned swedish there for a second
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Napstaton Fan Club [Napstaton Fan C].
Hellaton: ((oh my GOD
: Napstaton Fan Club [Napstaton Fan C] is now Napstaton Fan Club [Napstaton Fans].
Marty McFly: (( OH GOD
Fellby: drinks from the unlabled bottle.
Hellaton: ((what the fuck
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [SWAT TEAM].
: no [Marty McFly] is now no [Napstaton].
Fellby: now has sparkles in his flames, like a firework.
: B-kun~ [Betterton] is now BLT [Betterton].
Napstaton: a blooky and a metta walk into the bar. making out.
Fellby: Hey... hey guy...
Betterton: ...ew
Napstaton Fans: two neckbeards enter the bar, discussing how adorable their favorite ships are
Napstaton Fans: 1: "Dude, Napstaton is like... the best"
Napstaton: "i love you"
Hellaton: makes loud beeping
Betterton: -actually vomits a bit into another guy's cup-
Napstaton Fans: 2: "Oh my god Napstaton, it's so adorable.."
Fellby: Hey [i]GUY[/i]
Napstaton: (( BLT vomits rust
SWAT TEAM: A swat team rolls into the bar.
Betterton: -punches himself in the face and knocks himself out-
Napstaton Fans: 2: "Like.. Mettaton helps Napsta get over their self esteem and it becomes something [i]more..[/i]"
Napstaton Fans: 1: "Mm..."
Fellby: [i]GUYS[/i]
SWAT TEAM: "DEFENSE AND REMOVAL GO GO GO!" They fucking tackle the napstaton fans.
Napstaton: makeout session intensifies
Napstaton Fans: 2: "And then-"
Napstaton Fans: They get punched
Hellaton: is beeping very loudly.
SWAT TEAM: The stun batons come out.
Hellaton: Like an alarm clock.
Napstaton Fans: 1: "But it's hot..."
Fellby: stands on the bar and grabs the closest person's face.
Napstaton Fans: 2: "I didn't even get to the ghost cock yet"
SWAT TEAM: Fellby grabs a SWAT member.
Fellby: Do you ever feel... like a plastic bag.
SWAT TEAM: "..."
Napstaton: napstaton is happening right in front of the napstaton fans
Betterton: ((WHAT THE FUCK
Napstaton: somebody do something
Napstaton Fans: They look over and gasp
Betterton: ((We already had enough fireworks today
Napstaton Fans: "Oooooh my god" they say in unison, running over and watching
Gaster: [Hey, I'm checking in. Is everything okay?]
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Obama].
Hellaton: [no]
SWAT TEAM: A woman in a black shirt runs in and tries to beat the Mettaton half of the Napstaton with an Umbrella until they leave.
Napstaton Fans: One looks at hella
Betterton: -comes to and knocks himself out again-
Obama: * POTUS walks in with the secret service agents.
Gaster: [The fireworks are done. Do you want to go home?]
Napstaton Fans: 1: "Oooooh a fell mettaton.."
Hellaton: [yes]
Napstaton: mettaton and blooky run out of the bar
Fellby: OBAMA?
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Master Roshi [Master Roshi].
Napstaton Fans: 1: "That version's even cuter.."
Napstaton: presumably to make out somewhere more secluded
Obama: ((I get it, Chime))
Napstaton Fans: 2: "I know!"
SWAT TEAM: Said fan is tackles by a SWAT agent.
Hellaton: [ohgodtyeysawme]
Gaster: [come on home i'm on the couch]
Napstaton Fans: 1 is tackled
: no [Napstaton] is now no [Fan Exterminato].
Gaster: [wait who]
Fan Exterminato: Exterminato walks in.
Obama: "Secret service, kill the fans."
Napstaton Fans: 2: "It's like... the opposite"
Fan Exterminato: And kills the fans.
Napstaton Fans: 2: "But adorable"
MettatonSEX: [im coming immediately]
Napstaton Fans: Ded
Betterton: -comes to-
Fan Exterminato: With a pistol.
Obama: * The secret service start shootimg the fans' dead bodies.
SWAT TEAM: SWAT team prepares body bags.
Hellaton: is beeping
Betterton: -beats his head against the bar until something cracks and he falls over-
Obama: shooting*
Fan Exterminato: Exterminato looks like that of a trash can with wheels and legs.
Obama: * He walks out of the room.
Betterton: -not dead, silly-
Fan Exterminato: "You are all welcome."
: Napstaton Fan Club [Napstaton Fans] is now Mett Dummy Fanclub [Mett Dummy Fans].
Fellby: drunkenly warbles firework.
Betterton: ((IT'S TIME
Betterton: ((TO STOP
Fan Exterminato: ( TO STOP
MettatonSEX: -He busts in, NEO, and shoots the fans.-
SWAT TEAM: SWAT team rolls out, the woman with the umbrella leaves too.
Fan Exterminato: (( WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
: Mett Dummy Fanclub [Mett Dummy Fans] is now Papyton Fanclub [Papyton Fans].
: High Priest Laharl [SWAT TEAM] is now High Priest Laharl [].
MettatonSEX: -He shot them more.-
Papyton Fans: similar neckbeards enter, discussing papyton
Papyton Fans: 1: "So kinky, so delicious"
: A man/woman/robot/alien walks in, in a large fire-protective suit.
MettatonSEX: -Immediate shooting of these neckbeards.-
Betterton: -BLT's head falls apart-
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She appears just to beat the shit out of a Papyton fan.-[/font]
: "Hudda Hudda MMMPH" They begin burning fans.
Papyton Fans: Rip
: Papyton Fanclub [Papyton Fans] is now Schnitzel [Schnitzel].
: Frisky Whiskington [Obama] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Fan Exterminato: The papyton fans get shot to death.
MettatonSEX: -He grabs Hellaton and pulls him out of there.-
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * (( depend on chin-chin
Schnitzel: ((That was fun
Fellby: So ignite... the night... and LETTT IT SHIIINE
: Pyro leaves
Betterton: ((TIME
Betterton: ((TO
: no [Fan Exterminato] is now no [].
UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE!"
: (( STOP
Betterton: ((STOP
: (( NO MORE
Hellaton: ((that was beautifully coordinated
Schnitzel: ((What does cain do
: (( [i][shakes around a large clock][/i] I'LL FUCKING CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES
Hellaton: ((get hit in the eye probably
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She leaves-[/font]
Betterton: -he grows a new head and groggily gets back up-
: A large amount of cancer can be felt entering the bar.
Betterton: ((I don't know but he's very killabel
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Kenji].
Fellby: JJust uuuuhdi duh... LIKE THE FOOOOURTH OF JULY
: Exterminato: "I SENSE CANCER"
Schnitzel: ((B
Schnitzel: ((Do you want to eat carrot with me
: The armed trashcan rolls out of the bar.
Hellaton: is now on the couch, being held tight by his very protective metal bf.
Betterton: ((no that's gay
: (( I'm going to go get pearly white teeth the natural way
Schnitzel: ((Good
Schnitzel: ((Because the bible says
Gaster: -He goes to hug Hella as well.-
Schnitzel: ((Judas is carrot
Betterton: ((FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Fellby: Mmmeerrggghh.
: (( Okay I'm going to go spray paint my teeth white bye
Betterton: -crawls across the floor groaning to the glorified sexbots-
: (( And draw some napstaton
MettatonSEX: -He holds both of his loves close, doting on Hella more but in no way ignoring his husband. He's still NEO, but with the hand instead of the cannon.-
Hellaton: ((you better mean the underswap blook
: (( sure
Betterton: ((nope, just being edgy and offensive as always))
: (( yes
Betterton: ((you see I'm a cool edgy teen with cool edgy memes))
: (( [i][sharpens a pencil with a blunt knife][/i] time to start drawing some napstaton
Hellaton: hugs both of his loves, metta with one set of arms and gaster with the other set.
: (( so my teeth are completely primer white
Schnitzel: ((http://orig09.deviantart.net/ac75/f/2016/028/f/0/underswap_mettabot_x_napstaton__by_mayavivids-d9pneqk.png
Betterton: -by the glorified sexbots I mean MV's characters-
Betterton: -sue me-
Gaster: -Gently nuzzles against Hellaton-
Hellaton: ok hellas ace
Hellaton: also is not in the bar anyway
Kenji: Sicily just.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: (( But first before I draw napstaton
Kenji: "What in the hells just happened?"
: (( I need to reorganize my production space
Betterton: ((ok their bodies were built very sexually))
Fellby: is just hollering firework.
Betterton: -Nevermind-
Betterton: -crawls up to the bar instead-
Kenji: She lifts a prinny.
Kenji: And walks up to Fellby.
Juan: Juan walks in with a fuckton of fireworks.
Kenji: "If I give this to you will you stop."
Juan: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Fellby: YOU CAAAuuughhhrrgh....
Betterton: -climbs up the bar like a desperate cripple-
Fellby: falls backwards.
Juan: (( "desperate cripple
Juan: (( B at his finest
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Betterton: ((u no it bby
Kenji: "..."
Schnitzel: ((Devil room again
: High Priest Laharl [Kenji] is now High Priest Laharl [].
: "So."
Juan: (( "Get laid, you fat piece of shit!" ))
: "He stopped."
Betterton: -grins like a drunken hillbilly whose father beat him with jumper cables... on meth-
: "Uh."
Schnitzel: ((Gimp mask, shroud, and black sack
: She just, slides the prinny into Fellby's hands, it yells out a 'DOOD'
Betterton: -actually stands up-
: And fetches herself another one.
Juan: (( did you just reference rogersimon10
Hellaton: ((sounds like a fun night
Betterton: SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
Schnitzel: ((Not getting gimp bcuz i know it
Fellby: is just sitting there, with a prinny.
Betterton: ((MaaaaaaaaaaaaAaybe
Fellby: Doooood
: (( ravioli ravioli
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].
: (( so I grab a piece of paper
: (( and then I pull up some pictures
: (( of some underswap blook and some meton
Betterton: -is starting to go full Hulk mode-
: (( and I realize that with my spraypaint white teeth
Fellby: ((meton
: (( I forgot to close my fridge door
: (( So I go to my kitchen, close my fridge door, when I realize
: (( I don't have a fridge
Betterton: -stretches up to a full nine feet-
Betterton: ((suck it msex
Vaati: warps into the bar. Aaaand promptly goes into the 10' tall eyeball.
Schnitzel: ((M'sex
Fellby: points at btt. "Him big."
Vaati: ((metta's 9' in neo
Vaati: .......
Fellby: points at vaati. "Him also big."
: "..."
Philosopherton: Philosopherton walks in. He's 10'5. get fucked
Vaati: Thanks for noticing
: She contemplates putting something around Fellby's mouth so he stops drunkenly talking.
: But realizes he would either find that kinky or burn it off.
Betterton: -rears a fist back to punch Grillby in the face, hard-
Philosopherton: "but is it big, or is it not?"
Betterton: -takes a face full of rust dust from his little drone and is knocked out-
: "...Okay, so, he just punched a drunken man."
Philosopherton: (( So after i realize that my fridge doesn't exist
Fellby: just stares at the ceiling.
: "Or..."
: "Tried."
Philosopherton: (( I realize that I've been neglecting my bees
Betterton: -didn't punch the guy-
: She sits back on the Prinny.
Betterton: -just reared back-
: And looks around.
: "Man i'm happy we don't have holidays."
Vaati: grabs BLT, warps outside, drops him, then warps back.
: The bar is likely in fucking pieces at this point.
Philosopherton: (( Then I realize that my bees have been stolen
Philosopherton: (( So I go back to draw napstablook x meton
: -Somewhere far away-
Betterton: ((man, fuck those bees
Philosopherton: (( And my sketchpad isn't there
Philosopherton: (( I then realize that my sketchpad was in my fridge.
Vaati: ((what the fuck kind of life do you live, the sims?
: "...Miss Dusa, we are living in a giant forest, you may NOT let off fireworks in the forest." "But FFrisk! It's the 4th!" "This isn't even america.
Philosopherton: (( Then I went outside, shirtless
Philosopherton: (( And did some random shit and I feel like that moment has been captured
Vaati: ((bloo are you a sim
Vaati: ....
: "Where did you even get Fireworks?..." -Back at the bar.-
Philosopherton: (( I go back to my room
: Sicily looks at Vaati.
: "...Now, you, are induibtably a demon."
Vaati: looks at Sicily.
Philosopherton: (( I realize that my life is in a fucking hard drive
Gaster: -There were fireworks in the gaston timeline. A big party, actually, in the park.-
Philosopherton: (( I realize I don't actually exist
: "What class? You look like some kind of Wind Skull that took off their hood."
Philosopherton: (( I realize I am a sentient Sim
: -There were no fireworks at the forest, because anyone who shoots a firework is going to start a fire-
Betterton: ((Somewhere, somehow Ken M is looking at this scene and laughing his ass, knowing this shit wouldn't have flown if he was still around))
: -And that shits bad-
Philosopherton: (( I then spend the next 24 hours rolling around in my virtual bed thinking what it is like to be real
Jasper: -She punched a goose. It was awesome.-
Betterton: -falls in through the front door, back to the embarrassingly short height of 6' 5"-
Betterton: -groans-
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.
Philosopherton: (( Why am I a sim
Philosopherton: (( Who destined me to be this
Betterton: ((Me l
Betterton: ((lol get rekt
Vaati: What... no, no. I've been called a semon, and I do control wind, but I am not a 'Wind Skull'.
Philosopherton: (( pretty sure it's not you
Betterton: ((SEMON
Vaati: *demon
Philosopherton: (( SEMON
: Vaati should take that as a compliment, cause uh, Wind Skulls look rad af
Vaati: has no idea tho
: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/7/76/Dis-skull.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100722232558&path-prefix=en
Master Roshi: (( Seemoon? ))
: "...How tough are you?"
Philosopherton: (( PLEASE
: "Like, in terms of level, i'm level 36."
Vaati: is in the giant eyeball form
Philosopherton: (( WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Philosopherton: (( BRING ME TO LIFE
Vaati: .....What?
: Schnitzel [Schnitzel] disconnected.
Fellby: is now drunkenly warbling on the floor.
: Sicily is young, and has yet to hit the level 10000 mark where Laharl and Co. Reside.
Betterton: -staggers over to Vaati-
Philosopherton: (( I AM NOT A SIM
: "Y'know, stats? Weapons?"
Philosopherton: (( I AM A HUMAN
Vaati: I am a weapon.
: "...So fists?"
Betterton: -is covered in rust and snow-
: DO YOU WANT PEARLY WHITE TEETH THE NATURAL WAY?! [Philosopherton] is now no [].
Vaati: Claws.
: "Wierd, wouldn't think a mage has Fist aptitude."
: 'Claws are fist weapons."
Betterton: Th...thanks demon.
Fellby: -His pants are nowhere to be found, having somehow disappeared at some point.-
Vaati: ....
: (( Then I wake up
: "Unless you use Monster Weapons."
: Schnitzel [Schnitzel] joined chat.
: (( Realizing that I had spilled soda all over my napstaton drawing
Schnitzel: enters the bar
Vaati: I am not a monster.
: (( As an actual human and now I have to restart drawing this bad scene
: (( help
Betterton: ((I considered having BLT call him "semen demon" but thought that might be too agressive))
Betterton: nah man
Vaati: ((you dont have to
Betterton: or woman
Vaati: ((oh my GOD
Vaati: Man.
Res: your second favorite floating eye floats in
Betterton: ok I'm cool with trans people
Vaati: ......
: Sicily just.
Betterton: anyway demons are cool and shit it's fine ok
Vaati: is a giant eyeball.
Schnitzel: ((Betterton is taking subtly lessons from azzy i see
Fellby: -A prostitute comes in and retrieves their drunk boss-
Schnitzel: sits with vaati and the gang
: (( oh the ups guy is here
Betterton: ((BLT saw him in his normal form too))
: She's an Angel, but she 100% swears she's evil enough to be a demon.
: (( if i don't return within 10 minutes i am most likely dead
: She's not evil enough to be a demon.
Vaati: I... do not see why that is rekevant but that is not terrible.
: no [] disconnected.
Vaati: tru
Betterton: so dude are you like a succubus or something
Betterton: -is so stoned right now-
Vaati: (succ
: "Succubi look much different."
Vaati: ...
Vaati: No.
Schnitzel: "Radda ra"
Betterton: ((be careful or I'mma succ u bus if you know what I mean))
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Nyarlathotep [Nyarlathotep].
Betterton: cause I'm like a succubus
: http://orig00.deviantart.net/7870/f/2012/109/9/8/disgaea__succubus_by_r_a_g_n_a_r_o_k-d4wodba.png Succubuss are not Vaati.
Betterton: Metaphorically
Schnitzel: is saying whatever you think he's saying
Nyarlathotep: wanders in. "Did I miss the chaos?"
Schnitzel: points to vaati, looking to blt
Vaati: .....
Schnitzel: "Ra radda radda ra da"
: "...I just got an idea for a business prospect."
Betterton: cause you know succubuses are sexy
Betterton: and I'm sexy
Vaati: .....
Vaati: Debatable.
Schnitzel: "Radda"
Betterton: and you're a succubus so we're like twins
Schnitzel: ((Blt: and incest is hot
Vaati: I am far older than you.
Nyarlathotep: looks around. "God damn it, I did! Goddamn, I could have ignited a whole ship war there!"
Betterton: but on a metaphorical level, man
Betterton: -is starting to straighten to 7'-
Nyarlathotep: Whatever!
Betterton: Oh, fuck.
: Schnitzel [Schnitzel] is now Gorasriel Fan Club [Gorasriel Fans].
Betterton: Did I just...
Betterton: I just...
Betterton: -facepalms-
Nyarlathotep: transforms into a schoolgirl, produces a crowbar, and smashes a table in half for no reason.
Gorasriel Fans: two more neckbeards enter
Vaati: ....You are clearly not in a state of reason. Return home.
Gorasriel Fans: 1: "So the plot of my new comic"
Betterton: Ignore everything I just said, I was high. Or low. Same thing.
: ((Fun fact))
Nyarlathotep: ... Oooooh.
: ((Sicily's name comes from an island known for its volcanos))
: ((One of those Volcanoes is Mt. Etna))
Vaati: ((ye
Gorasriel Fans: 1: "Asgore finds Asriel as he's turning back into flowey, and the only way to save him is by giving him an orgasm so hard he can hang on"
Nyarlathotep: ((fun fact: this is nyarlathotep's schoolgirl form https://animephproject.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/haiyore-nyaruko-san.jpg
Gorasriel Fans: 2: "It makes sense, monster souls are white.. so is semen.."
Betterton: (([Absence of God]
Vaati: ....
Nyarlathotep: looks at the neckbeards, a sinister glitter in his eyes.
Nyarlathotep: -But a lonely neckbeard could mistake it for love.-
Betterton: I'm just gonna...
Betterton: you know what
Gorasriel Fans: They look over
Betterton: -8 feet tall now-
Betterton: Fuck it
Vaati: ...
Gorasriel Fans: 1: "Interested in the new comic?"
Betterton: -sits on a barstool so forcefully it breaks under him-
: Sicily just.
Nyarlathotep: Mmaaaaayyyybe.
Vaati: ..........
Betterton: -snorts some rust-
: "I'll be right back, gotta get the business supplies."
: Nyooms out of there.
Betterton: -7 feet tall-
Vaati: G-go home.
Betterton: well I'm just right outta wack aren't I
Gorasriel Fans: 2: "You should add a section where he's turning back into flowey and uses his tentacles"
Female Asriel: She wakes up suddenly for some reason, then goes back to sleep
Betterton: -more rust-
Betterton: 6'7"
Betterton: ((Oops
Nyarlathotep: Ooooh, tentacles are gooooood shit.
Betterton: ((Didn't say that, that's his height
Gorasriel Fans: 1: "That's a great ide"
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Betterton: no you
Vaati: ....
Nyarlathotep: Certainly, that's gonna convert a few Torigorey fans, right?
Gorasriel Fans: The first draws in a notepad
Gorasriel Fans: 1: "Oh hell yeah"
Betterton: you go home cause all I see is you coming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
Vaati: ...
Betterton: fuckn, things, up
: Outside the anydoor, sicily chugs a soda to recover SP.
Betterton: s'no fun
: She's not high enough level yet to learn Sicily Delivery...
: But she can sure as hell use Angelic Knuckle or Prinny Parade.
Nyarlathotep: punches a chair, just because he thinks it's funny.
Gorasriel Fans: His notepad contains the most overly detailed incest porn you've ever seen
Vaati: Please.
Nyarlathotep: -oooooh yeee-
Gorasriel Fans: It's also shota as fuck
Betterton: s'no fun to be around you when you're all, you're all, "oh shit man let me teleport a guy outside" s'not cool ok
Nyarlathotep: is pleased.
Nyarlathotep: -More shota porn for the elder god-
Gorasriel Fans: (({God is dead and we killed him}
: ((Fun fact:))
: ((Laharl's first move i Blazing Knuckle))
Nyarlathotep: ((well there's a sentence i never expected to type
Betterton: ((the worst ever though is monster kid shots))
: ((Sicily's got a mimicry version of this called Angelic Knuckle that uses Angelic power instead))
: Gorasriel Fan Club [Gorasriel Fans] disconnected.
: (9Flonne, if in enough fights with both of these, learns Love Knuckle))
Betterton: ((shota
Vaati: I did that so that you would not destroy anything in the awakening.
Betterton: ((Close enough
Nyarlathotep: -Too bad, because Nyarlathotep's happily destroying random pieces of furniture.-
Betterton: aaaaaaaabd I DID! Destroy a thing, so you're... you're wrong
: She's back, and runs into the bar, her fist glowing with some kind blue energy.
Vaati: .......Help.
: Sicily needs to remove some neckbeards to make room for her business oppurtunity.
: And then maybe a chaos god or a stoner, maybe a wind mage.
Vaati: |Please help what the fuck is this man|
Betterton: In fact, I think it was ALL A LIE isn't it.
Betterton: You're not a s-s-SEMON after all.
Nyarlathotep: -lol good fucking luck m8-
: She just, runs forward, and tries to uppercut the nearest asshole.
: See, chaos god could probably beat Sicily E-Z.
: But then you have a pissed off Laharl on your ass for knocking out his little sister.
Betterton: -tries to scooby-doo mask rip the giant eyeball monster-
Nyarlathotep: would be the closest asshole. He backflips away.
Betterton: Fukn... If I pull harder...
: She...
: Keeps flying up into the air.
: The uppercut doesn't stop.
Vaati: Stop!
Vaati: pushes BLT away.
Nyarlathotep: pulls out a crowbar. "HEY, YOU! GET DOWN HERE!"
Betterton: FUCK!
: Nyoom.
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Vaati: That does not come off!
Betterton: -attempts to jump in rage but ends up flying through the ceiling-
: She goes up. And Up. And Up. AND UP.
Betterton: -he was never seen again the end-
Nyarlathotep: -lol bye-
: He might've seen Sicily on the way up.
Nyarlathotep: destroys a table for the heck of it.
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: Theres a whistle.
: Like the noise of something falling fast.
Betterton: -gets hit by the Sicily uppercut and snaps in two like a crowbar-
Nyarlathotep: ((http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31800000/-It-s-not-a-crime-if-no-one-finds-out-haiyore-nyaruko-san-31864473-1366-768.png
Vaati: rapid form switch! Now he's Transfigured. A 9'10" tall eye surrounded by eight 3' tall eyes.
Betterton: -his lifeless upper part lands on Vaati after crashing through the roof-
: http://gematsu.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/D5-DLC-Set-1_03-26-15.jpg One half of the Sicily Uppercut pictured.
Vaati: It gets impaled on his horn.
Betterton: -his lower half landed somewhere in the snow or something lolidk-
: She ends up going straight down, and landing on Nyarlathotep like a 4'4 meteorite made of angelic energy.
: Even lets off an explosion.
: Due to her low level, the worst this will do is break an arm if she lands a crit.
Betterton: -Vaati might even think he killed the guy-
Nyarlathotep: attempts to hammer in her head with a crowbar. "DON'T. BE. FUCKING. RUDE." His words are punctuated by his attacks.
: Also, killing Betterton made her level up like.
: Twice.
Betterton: ((well acccctually
Vaati: warps out, as a second rapid form change occurs. He reenters the bar as his usual 5'6" self.
Vaati: .....
: Note that beating up clones, or knocking out enemies, or THINKING you beat up enemies, also apparently counts as EXP
: Seeing as how you can level up of fake laharls.
Betterton: -BLT's lower half storms through the bar uttering Lovecraftian swear words, kicking open the Anydoor and leaving-
: Note:You just beat a 4'4 Angel child over the head with a crowbar.
: Each hit shows literal damage numbers over her head.
Nyarlathotep: looks up. "Well that was fucking cool!" And then the beatings resume until the morale improves.
: [256] [269] [240]
Nyarlathotep: -His morale.0
: [Bullseye! 530!]
: "Ow" "OW!" "Ouchies..." "WAAA"
Betterton: -BLT from the nipples up is lying "dead" on the floor-
: Eventually, she manages to get out of this.
Betterton: ((bye
: And falls over on the floor.
Nyarlathotep: There! That wasn't so hard, was it?
Nyarlathotep: ((gn
Vaati: ((bye
: Nyarlathotep might hear a 'ring ring ring' from her form.
Vaati: warped out before transforming so
: "...Big Bro...Some wierd schoolgirl just beat me up with a crowbaaaaar"
: [Oohhhh shit]
: BLT's connection timed out.
Nyarlathotep: ((nyarlo rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WgKubW5Z0o
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: She falls unconscious just as one very pissed off big brother BARRELS into the bar.
: And decides that Nyarlathotep is a suitable baseball to home run out of the building.
Vaati: ...
: Level 9999.
Nyarlathotep: drops his crowbar. "Ah well, I was getting bored anyway."
: Oh Shit.
Nyarlathotep: holds his arms out like he's rose on the front of the titanic.
Nyarlathotep: -We all know how that went-
Nyarlathotep: yeah sure okay
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNxmltsI8C8 He uses this attack.
: Lol.
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Nyarlathotep: -No more schoolgirl-
Vaati: ...
Nyarlathotep: -Somehow, though, you still hear his voice.-
Nyarlathotep: "... hey.... That was pretty dope."
Nyarlathotep: -And then, it feels like a strange presence has left.-
: "I WILL SCATTER YOU TO THE ALTERNATE DAMN NETHERWORLDS!" He grabs Sicily and chucks her through the anydoor, before running out of the bar.
Vaati: ....
Vaati: ....
: Nyarlathotep [Nyarlathotep] is now Jasper [Jasper].
Vaati: What in the fuck.
: Sicily's prinny is still in the bar.
Jasper: wanders in, plucking some goose feathers out of her hair.
: ((Nyaharlthotep))
Vaati: ...
: "Dood! That was wicked!"
Jasper: ... Did i miss something?
: -Off in the distance, a submarine raises in the lake. The USS M'Dick has landed ashore, and out walks a very confused old man from what he just saw-
Vaati: Hell.
Jasper: ... Okay.
Vaati: Also, hello.
: ((Vaati: welcome to hell
: ((MV: welcome to hell))
: ((Jasper: welcome to hell))
: ((Sicily: "I can take you to hell"))
: "Not much, dood!"
Jasper: Hey there. Y'know how to get goose blood out of canvas?
Master Roshi: "...[sub]I have seen many things in my life, but that is not something I've seen before[/sub]"
: ((I can't help but imagine the Prinny sounding like Soos
Vaati: ...Magic, preferably, but I do have a solution that should aid in such.
Vaati: ((same
Jasper: Oh, good. I stained a friend's coat on accident.
Vaati: rummages through a pocket, pulling out a vial.
Vaati: This will remove blood from anything.
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4AnbCcFVD8 Prinny Laharl, and Prinny voices ))
: "You can do what Master Sicily does dood!"
: ((inb4 master roshi recreates the white phosphorus scene
: "And just not bleed, dood!"
Jasper: Hey, thanks....
Vaati: It is of no trouble.
Jasper: points at Vaati. She gets the feeling she may have seen him around. Maybe it was some other purple guy.
Vaati: .....Why are you pointing?
Vaati: ........
: "Dood!"
Master Roshi: "...[sub]Now, do I go closer to whatever that was, or do I get back in the submarine and go back to my meals of pork and pussy[/sub]"
Jasper: ... I'm trying to figure out who you are.
: "Dood!"
Vaati: Vaati.
: "Dood!"
Jasper: Ah, right. I'm jasper.
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Master Roshi: cackles insanely at the thought of entering the bar, and gets back in his submarine.
: "Dood!"
Vaati: It is a pleasure to formally meet.
Vaati: gives a small bow.
: "Doode!"
Jasper: Thank you.
: He's gonna keep doing this.
: "Dood!"
Jasper: awkwardly bows back, like she hasn't really been around people.
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: ((Throw the Prinny))
: ((Kill it))
: "Dood!"
Vaati: snaps, and a fireball hits the Prinny.
: [O damage]
Vaati: Shut your beak!
Jasper: ((i love this picture http://pre04.deviantart.net/d1f9/th/pre/f/2012/187/8/e/haiyore__nyaruko_san_by_ikura_maru-d56a2ok.jpg
: Lol like the loyal bodyguards of the little sister of the Overlord aren't gonna be in the upwards of level 1200 or so.
: "Dood!"
: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.
Vaati: ((is that a vagina trunk
Jasper: stares at the prinny, cracking her knuckles. "I punched out a goose, I'll punch you out too!"
Jasper: ((mmaaaaayyybe
Jasper: ((who knows with elder gods
Vaati: Please.
: The prinny reaches into its satchel, and pulls out two very sharp knives.
Jasper: attempts to assault the prinny.
: "I'll fucking cut you, dood!"
: The prinny attempts to assault back, with knives.
Vaati: ((go ahead and try and hit me if youre able
: Prinny is punched. You bent his beak a bit.
: >Implying Prinnies can dodge.
Jasper: summons her weapon and attempts to headbutt the prinny.
: You bent its beak more.
: "Prinny Squad, dood!"
: From behind the couch, like, six more prinnies raise up.
: You stepped in the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.
Vaati: is fucking done. He turns the Prinny to stone.
Jasper: attempts a spin dash on the lead Prinny. It's like sonic.
: Theres six more.
: You managed to break a statue.
: But ebcause Disgaea laws, the statue still manages to explode in Jasper's face.
Jasper: -gg-
Vaati: turns the rest to stone.
Jasper: winces, covering her face. Her gem is there, so she makes sure everything's fine and dandy.
: The statues fall over.
: 12 Prinnies rise up, they're like fucking hydras.
Vaati: How?!
: "The bodyguards of Overlord Krichevskoy's family are always hiding and ready in large numbers to fight, dood!"
: 24 more rise up.
Jasper: ... What the fuck?
Vaati: goes Reborn and shootslaser eyes at all of them.
Jasper: considers calling for back up.
Vaati: |Stop this!|
: "Dood!" *BOOM* x24
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Vaati: |Is this a plague?|
: One last figure rises up.
: It's a human (demon) girl, in a large blue prinny hoodie.
: She's got a baseball bat.
Vaati: ...
: "...Aw, you killed my squad."
Vaati: They were violently irritating.
Jasper: Like, they were asking to get hurt.
: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/5/5e/D4_Fuka.png/revision/latest?cb=20131018021650&path-prefix=en
: "No, they have a verbal tic that requires them to say Dood every now and then."
: "I mean geez, kinda rude, y'know?"
Vaati: ....Oh.
Jasper: ... Well now I feel like shit.
: "Not to mention you literally threw a fireball at one of them."
: "And being trained bodyguards, they were ready to fight to defend their own."
Vaati: If I had known it was not controllable I woukd have tolerated it.
Vaati: I apologize.
: "I mean, Lady Sicily has hundreds of them."
Jasper: I guess I apologize too.
: "But the worst thing?"
: "Those guys were literally going to be reincarnated tomorrow, now their gonna miss the Red Moon until next decade."
Vaati: Oh.
Jasper: ... Oooh. That's bad?
Jasper: Like, they're missing their chance to regenerate?
: "On the Red Moon, Prinnies are relinquished of their sins, and can be reborn as either a demon, and angelk, or a human."
: "It's literally like them finally earning freedom."
Vaati: Oh.
Jasper: ... Ooooh.
: Fuka is seemingly a girl prinny that was reincarnated into a human.
: "How would you like it if someone came up and killed you a day before retirement because of a verbal tic?"
Vaati: I have done worse but I feel terrible for doing such.
Vaati: .....Rewhat?
Jasper: ...
Jasper: just straight up leaves.
: "Think about what you've done, now i've gotta go train up a new squad of bodyguards to defend lady Sicily."
Jasper: didn't ask to be shamed by a girl in a penguin hat.
Jasper: -She deserved it. But she's not going to admit that.-
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: She will fucking home run you into the fucking Gaston timeline if you call it a penguin haty.
Vaati: I already have. I apologize for my mistake.
: "Hmph." She grabs the leftover corpses of the prinnies, and takes them, cradling them like children.
Jasper: -Good thing she didn't call it a penguin hat.-
: And leaves.
Vaati: warps out.
: Vaati [Vaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
: ((Vaati n' Jasper, ruining Prinnies' retirements since 2026~
Hellaton: ((tru
: ((You effectively killed a cop a day before retirement))
: ((lol))
Master Roshi: (( It could have been worse ))
Jasper: ((i like how jasper realizes she fucked up and just leaves
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Hellaton: looks inside. Seeing only one person in the bar, he enters. A little bit of time out of the house in some sort of peace. Ideal.
: Gorasriel Fan Club [Gorasriel Fans] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: Master Roshi [Master Roshi] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Fanta: ((Dd did you invite everyone to board the uss m'dick
Hellaton: Aaand head on bar counter, as usual. This is a comforting thing. Somehow.
DamnDude: (( Not yet ))
: Holy shit when did Sicily get here.
: She's clearly seemingly somehow fucking shaken off getting crowbar'd.
DamnDude: (( I just brought him out of the submarine for a moment ))
: And she's got a booth set up, with a sign on it.
: ((Sicily: Since I'm a game character, I can come in whenever I want!))
: ((Hella: wtf
: 'Selling Prinnies! 5 HL/G per Prinny!'
Hellaton: ((vaati: excellent
DamnDude: (( To quote: "...Now, do I go closer to whatever that was, or do I get back in the submarine and go back to my meals of pork and pussy" ))
: ((now Sicily is selling motherfucking prinnies))
: ((would they actually be useful in any way possible))
: ((I mean, it's slave labor))
DamnDude: (( He proceeded to go back to his meals of cooked pig and cooked cat ))
: ((Probably employ them in a mansion or kitchen or some shit))
: ((Probably would fight for you if you payed them a little))
: ((Ah))
: ((Would leave in a decade to be reincarnated))
: ((Should anybody actually buy one))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: ((If they want a Prinny lol))
: Sicily clearly believes she's hit a goldmine here.
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
: ((True))
Smol Asriel: is cuddling prinny
Smol Asriel: prinny won't leave him
Smol Asriel: it's the best parent he's got
: Well that Prinny likely won't reincarnate
: So provided you don't throw it across a room.
: It literally won't leave you.
Smol Asriel: has a fluffy warm sinful penguin to hold onto
: Etna apparently also has scarves in-universe that prevent Prinny-expulsion-syndrome.
: ((Laharl, will you ever do a Disgaea arc after we suck Pokémon dry))
Smol Asriel: this makes up for his plushie turning into a demon
: ((I'll probably simply make an arc inside the Disgaea unvierse involving Geo panels))
Smol Asriel: or, the copy of his plushie
: ((As a sort of puzzle arc))
Hellaton: is very much enjoying the peace.
: ((Ah))
Smol Asriel: because he had 2
: ((Cool))
: Prinnies are uh
: Already kind of demons.
: I mean they're nice demons.
: But demons nonetheless.
: Jasper [Jasper] is now Jocasta [Jocasta].
Smol Asriel: still not a plushie that makes you grow ears
Jocasta: -lol does anyone even remember this character-
Hellaton: i do
Smol Asriel: is holding the non-demon plushie as well as prinny
Jocasta: -Well here comes dat girl-
: * i remember her
Smol Asriel: oh shit waddup
: * and how we donated stuff
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: She was kool.
Jocasta: -Her hair appears to be messy, and she's wearing a grey hoodie with what looks like a knock-off mike wazowski-
Jocasta: -Still a cosmic toddler-
Smol Asriel: sniffs
: Sicily looks to Jocasta.
Smol Asriel: "Who's there?"
: ((Jocasta: I'm going through a phase))
Jocasta: -Still has that mask-
: "Wanna buy a Prinny?"
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Jocasta: Nah.
Jocasta: ((HEEEEH
Hellaton: ((wow
: "...You sure?"
Jocasta: hops up onto the bar.
Hellaton: looks up. O shit new person.
Jocasta: Yeah, I'm sure.
Hellaton: sits up.
Smol Asriel: ((HE WAS NUMBER 1
: ((I just realized))
: ((What if Hoopa buys a Prinny))
: ((And he actually brings it into the PMD timeline))
Hellaton: ((laharl is smitty werbenjagermanjensen
: ((Fuckin go for it))
Jocasta: slides a coin across the counter. "A drink, please."
: ((I had a random thought at one point to just slide Prinnies into other universes randomly))
: ((For the hell of it))
: ((Yeah))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: ((Prinnies in the Pokémon world would be hilarious))
Jocasta: ... I see that look on your face. I'm old enough to drink, sir, I'm thousands of years old.
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Smol Asriel: ((Azzy wont fucking sit up in my lap
: "I'm...uhh..."
: "Something."
Hellaton: ....
: ((What if they could actually battle shit))
: ((Prinplup))
Grillby: -He still won't serve her.-
Smol Asriel: ((Miyu gets a prinny pillow
Hellaton: ((PRINplup
: ((Dude I just imagined Miyu in one of those Prinny nightcaps))
: ((Yes.))
: "I'll serve ya alcohol! Netherworld whiskey!"
Hellaton: ....
Smol Asriel: ((Have you seen a picture of her?
: ((Black hair blue sweater girl with jeans you said))
Smol Asriel: ((I have a pic
: ((Go for it))
Smol Asriel: ((But im not on pc and my wifis dead
Jocasta: slams her fist on the table. A few glasses rattle. "LOOK! THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING BAR I CAN GET A DRINK WITHOUT GETTING FUCKING SHOT AT"
Smol Asriel: ((So rip
Hoopa W.: * A ring appears and he casully slides into the bar.
: casually*
: She waves to Hoopa.
Jocasta: ... I'd live but it'd ruin my clothes.
Smol Asriel: ((And she dont have jeans, if i said that i was a dipshit
: "Wanna buy a Prinny?"
: *
Hellaton: ....
Hoopa W.: * He blinks. "I don't see why not!"
: Note:Most things with more stomache tolerance than a human will survive netherworld liquor.
Jocasta: -In case you forgot, this sounds like your average moeblob swearing like a sailor-
: They might get third-degree burns.
Smol Asriel: filthy casul
: "5 G, Hl, or currency equivalent!"
: "+10 for every level!"
: "What level Prinny you want?"
: She quieeetly slide a bottle of liquor, with literal hellfire inside of it, onto the counter.
: It's got a 1G/Hl price tag.
Hoopa W.: "Well, what level is useful to me?"
Smol Asriel: wheels over to where he thinks the machine is
Jocasta: sillldes the coin over to Sicily.
Jocasta: Thank you!
: "Level 1 can do most household chores, Level 10s can reliably fight off a robber, and level 100 can destroy an arm of mortals!"
: She hands the liquor to Jocasta shamelessly.
Smol Asriel: uses the voice recognizer on it
Hellaton: ...
Smol Asriel: "One cup of chocolate"
Smol Asriel: recieves his favorite drink and wheels back to near the couch
: Lets hope Jocasta has a good stomache, that shit burns.
Jocasta: starts to chug the bottle of alcohol. "Man... leading a fleet of space pirates is tough!"
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: "I met some space pirates once."
Jocasta: is a cosmic toddler. Like, made from cosmic energy.
Smol Asriel: sips it
: In Disgaea D2, you can get attacked by pirates in the item world.
Smol Asriel: ((The starbaby
: I wish I was fucking joking.
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Smol Asriel: ((From 2001
: ((I try to imagine Jocasta))
: ((And all I get is one of those wisp things from the sunken ship in Okami))
: ((But with pink hair))
Hoopa W.: "Hmm, I could go for level 10 then." He pulls out a ring, pulls out somebody's wallet pretending that it's his own, and hands the G to Sicily.
Hellaton: ...
Jocasta: ((jocasta has lavender hair
: That's about 105 GF.
: ((Huh, close enough))
Hoopa W.: * That it is.
: "Alrighty! Pleasure doing business with you." She slides the Prinny across the table. It yells out a 'DOOD!'
Smol Asriel: ((Prinnys say dood
Smol Asriel: ((10/10
: Logically, a Prinny would be a Ghost/Water type for reference.
Hoopa W.: "Righto!" He glances at the Prinny. "Can you please come with me?"
: * Yeah.
: "You're the boss now!" He follows happily.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Jocasta: ((think cosmic mario, only toddler-shaped with a diamond-shaped mask that works as her face, lavender scene hair, and wearing a mike wazowski hoodie
: * I could make the Prinny join you fucks in battle
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: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fuko Ibuki [Fuko Ibuki].
Hoopa W.: "Okay!" He pulls out a ring and floats down into it, and assuming the Prinny follows, it drops in as well. The ring closes.
: (( http://s1.tsuki-board.net/pics/figure/big/68911.jpg Miyu picks this thing up somehow ))
Fuko Ibuki: ((I should give her a hat
: [Check the Disgaea Wiki for the wonderfully creatively titled attacks Prinnies use]
Fuko Ibuki: ((Her design now is kinda meh
Fuko Ibuki: ((I'm not really feeling it
: [Like 'Prinny Barrage' 'Prinny Dance' and 'Prinny Bomb']
: [I would suggest for a fourth move you do the almighty Pringer Beam.]
: [Topkek]
: [Holy shit I should try to get a Prinny in one of the arcs]
: [Like give it actual stats and shit]
Hellaton: decides to go to bed gnight
Hellaton: ((gn
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Fuko Ibuki: ((Gn
Jocasta: hums to herself as she drinks.
: Fuko Ibuki [Fuko Ibuki] is now King of Succ [King of Succ].
King of Succ: the KoS wanders in
: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a5/8a/e7/a58ae73ce4e4930f722223ba180df211.jpg Blue sweater can mean anything ))
: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.
: "Wanna buy a prinny?"
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
King of Succ: "Nah fam"
King of Succ: an aura of dankness spreads throughout the bar
: ((I can give it motherfucking Prinny moves))
: ((And make them replace some moves
Jocasta: ...
King of Succ: looking at him makes your memes turnt af 👌😂💯
: ((Prinny Barrage: Normal, 60 Base Power))
Jocasta: stares deep into the King of Succ's eyes.
: ((Prinny Dance: Ghost, 30 Base Power, inflicts random status effects
King of Succ: is wearing dank sunglasses
: ((Prinny Bomb: Water, 90 Base Power))
Jocasta: -Well, shit.-
King of Succ: "Whaddedo blood?"
: ((Pringer Beam: Ghost, 120 Base Power, recharge next turn))
Jocasta: ... Huh?
King of Succ: takes them off and winks
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
: ((Pringer Beam is the new Hyper Beam))
: She offers to sell Grillby a prinny.
King of Succ: has a backwards white baseball cap, jimmies, meme shirt, and a gold chain
Grillby: -He has no interest in a prinny.-
: "C'mon, it can work a kitchen!"
: "Big Bro uses them to work his bar sometimes."
: Of course Laharl owns a bar, he owns half the fucking netherworld.
King of Succ: sits at the bar and smokes weed
Jocasta: drinks her liquor.
: The bottle screams when opened.
: Like all good liquor.
Jocasta: this is good shit
King of Succ: "This is turnt af"
King of Succ: "💯🔥🔥"
Jocasta: Yeeeeaaah!
King of Succ: just said '100 emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji'
King of Succ: is cancer
: ((Do I have the ability to name the Prinny))
Jocasta: isn't letting him know just yet.
: [Hoopa could logically rename the prinny]
King of Succ: by being next to him you feel dano
: [If he visited the Dark Assembly]
King of Succ: *dank
: [And did it in the Name of Hoopa Whiskington under the Netherworld Amendment of Names]
: [Can't he command the Prinny to respond to a certain name]
King of Succ: you wanna browse reddir mayneys fpr mpwus
: [Luckily, all these instructions are printed on the back of the Prinny's satchel]
King of Succ: dornothing bot tbat
: [Won't be the name on his stats make]
Jocasta: is starting to feel a buzz. Hooray for drunk toddlers.
: [He'll just be Prinny, then]
: [Casual reminder everybody is still sleeping currently]
King of Succ: leaves
Jocasta: -An armless robot comes in and retrieves her boss.-
: King of Succ [King of Succ] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
: [Can we just turn the entire PMD crew into Prinnies]
: [lol]
: [Pokemon Mystery Disgaea]
: [Imagine Relic as a Prinny]
: [A German Prinny]
Jocasta: ((gn everyone
: [Those exist]
: ((gn
: Jocasta [Jocasta] disconnected.
: [Seriously, theres a prinny named Kurtis]
: [Has a German accent]
: [Oh wow]
: [I can legit throw the PMD cast into weird situations if I wanted to]
: [Or they can be a reoccuring cast of characters]
: [I can confirm a mini-boss will be the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man]
Smol Asriel: finishes his chocolate and sits back down with prinny dad and plushie mom
: [Dude i'll totally operate a boss bottle for ya consisting of a Prinny Squad that has accidently made it's way into the PMD universe]
: [M8]
: "...Kid, I can sell ya another Prinny."
: [That can also be a mini-boss]
: Sicily is feeling real guilt just watching this Smazzy.
Smol Asriel: "Just one is fine.. and I don't have money"
: [Mini-bosses are secret, non-serious bosses]
: There is an audible heartbreak noise.
: [Some are easy to find, some are not so easy to find]
Smol Asriel: rip sicily
: Sicily is wondering if anyone would care if she straight up adopts this mofo
: [Huge things like the SPMM are not easy to find]
: Old enough for it, looks like he'd make a rad business side partner.
Smol Asriel: has been living off the machine's stuff for days
: [Tell me when and where and I can swap off Relic to be a boss as PRINNY DOOD]
: [Look up 'Pringer X']
: [Thats a usable boss]
: "So kid, got parents?"
Smol Asriel: "Uh... Yeah but.. they left"
: [Holy fuck]
: [That's amazing]
Smol Asriel: "Dad sees me every now and then... Mom I haven't seen in months..."
: "..."
: "Huh."
Smol Asriel: cuddles up to his prinny more
: "Thats..."
: Oh if this goes any farther she is legally making this kid a fucking demon. She will literally put this kid in a castle.
: [I might save Pringer X for until the postgame]
: [The postgame is after you finish the main story and everybody takes a damn break of course]
Smol Asriel: is content to leave it at that, he doesn't like talking about them
: [That's when I can unleash hell]
: "...So."
Smol Asriel: ((Laharl is there a disgaea for vita
: [A Pringer X boss sounds amazing]
: [Disgaea 1, 2 and both Prinny games, I believe for Vita theres 3 and 4]
Smol Asriel: ((Bcuz id play it on that
Smol Asriel: ((Kewl
: [Amd Disgaea D2]
Smol Asriel: ((I've been meaning to try one, dunno which
: "...So..."
: [Disgaea 1 and D2 star Laharl]
: [D2 is when Sicily is introduced]
: "...Wanna be a prinny?"
: "Like, I can legally hook you up with the Prinny class."
Smol Asriel: ((Is this one of those series where '2' doesn't mean 2
: "Get you a pay."
Smol Asriel: "U-uh... I mean they're cute but.. no"
: ((Alternate netherworlds, Laharl and co will appear in 2 3 4 etc))
: ((But they wont get the starring roles like before))
: "...Hm."
Smol Asriel: ((Ok
: ((Disgaea 1 imo is the best one))
: ((D2 is also pretty good))
Smol Asriel: ((Ill try d2 if its on vita
: ((Simply because Laharl, Flonne, and Etna are better characters than any of those other fucking weebs))
: ((And Disgaea 2 3 4 and 5 make everything overly complicated))
: ((It's possible to play the games out of order, they're all different))
Smol Asriel: ((It's like the tales series, i've been meaning to play them but haven't
Smol Asriel: ((Although tales looks pretty damn boring when it comes to the newer games
: ((I want to try a Disgaea game sometime))
Smol Asriel: is snuggling prinny as best he can without using his legs
: That prinny can literally function as a parent.
: The damn thing works hard enough to land a wage, could probably support an entire house's worth of chores on its own.
Smol Asriel: a better one than his
: ((Laharl: I'll sell my thousand year old Windex and I'll gift you Disgaea PC, heard people in the black market do this kind of shit))
: ((Slarv: Sweet
: ((Disgaea PC is 15 bucks))
: ((Lol))
Smol Asriel: he would ask it, but he still has a tiny bit of hope left for dad
: ((It's cheap AF))
Smol Asriel: that dad doesn't fully hate him, that is
: Fuck that thing is literally obligated to dhwatever the fuck you want it do.
: ((Laharl: I can literally sell my windex and I can gift you the game))
: ((Well its on sale right now))
Smol Asriel: just wants it to snuggle rn
: ((Ahh))
Smol Asriel: ((I used all my money
: Good, prinnies are good for sn uggling and using as pillows.
Smol Asriel: ((And apparently the port is ass
Smol Asriel: ((According to laharl senpai
: ((A windex 32 ounce bottle can be bought for 22 dollars))
: ((You can literally sell that on ebay))
: ((Port is ass, I mean the controls are))
Smol Asriel: ((My pc is shit tho
: ((And buy another Disgaea PC
: ((It's effectively just Disgaea 1 on ps2 but with voice acting and shitty controls))
: ((Damn, my PS2 is broken))
: ((I think))
: ((Actually it isn't
: ((But I can deal with shit controls
Smol Asriel: is falling asleep, it's hard to tell without eyes
: ((Alright))
Smol Asriel: just looks like he's sitting there silently
: ((Just, whatever you do))
: ((Don't buy it on Ds))
: (( https://www.google.com/search?q=windex&client=ms-android-americamovil-us&sa=X&biw=320&bih=452&tbs=vw:l&tbm=shop&prmd=sinv&srpd=6931377105799540640&prds=num:1,of:1,epd:8752099574292601931,paur:ClkAsKraX9V6yA1vIEj0-pxZoFqyPDNCtYJvabYk2V3cGiAIJhOLCore2zwz_8Xv3NnLccpOMfzHFuC99Dq-7ibYQBOMlU8gi1PIIgZqmgFtXlUPGSLeyWiSSBIZAFPVH73m-0jBRoBiUTTH_bo92vE78NicOA,cid:3594999277658943629&ved=0ahUKEwiFkrv70NvNAhVH6oMKHfOaCVwQgjYIsAMwAA&ei=Jkt7V4XnCMfUjwTztabgBQ
DamnDude: (( I'm buying it on DS ))
: ((They fucked up one thing on DS: They didnt voice act anything))
: ((Gotcha
: ((So the entire game your characters))
: ((Are just mute assholes))
: ((In combat, outside of combat, everywhere))
Smol Asriel: ((Like most rpg
Smol Asriel: ((Oh my
Smol Asriel: ((No DOOD?
: ((Except the story makes the game SO GOOD))
: ((When I get the money I guess I'll buy Disgaea PC))
: ((Hilariously, the only voice acting is the 'PRINNY DOOD!' when you start it nup))
Smol Asriel: ((I want dood
Smol Asriel: ((👌
: ((Like, if you're getting it on Ds, you might as well just watch a youtube play for all the good times you'll have))
: ((And be prepared to grind your ass off))
: ((Like, I mean grind it so hard))
DamnDude: (( So, has Delta reappeared in the /r/undertale RP since yesterday ))
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((Delta never left
DamnDude: (( Oh my ))
Smol Asriel: ((He's rping a death note oc now
Smol Asriel: ((AND I STILL
DamnDude: (( Oh... my? ))
Smol Asriel: ((It's called W
DamnDude: (( Y? ))
: ((So are we literally putting a prinny in every arc now))
: ((Like, I want to put a prinny in every single persons arc somewhere))
Smol Asriel: ((Haven't seen much of it, but it's W
Smol Asriel: ((I'll be sure to add a prinny
: ((The hidden prinny))
Smol Asriel: ((Luz sells a prinny
Smol Asriel: ((There we go
DamnDude: (( Hidden Boss ))
: ((Can Miyu 'buy' the prinny, and then fight it, and upon killing get a Prinny hat that boosts speed and AtK))
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe
Smol Asriel: ((Luz is in chapter 4
Smol Asriel: ((You're in chapter 1
: ((The Prinny in PMD can become a literal party member))
: ((2))
Smol Asriel: ((I changed it to 10 chapters
: ((That you can take with you))
DamnDude: (( Also, Slar, am I just spectator for your arc now ))
Smol Asriel: ((You can join at chapters 3, 4, and 6 if you wish
: ((Muff had to take Nathan Drake's stats on the fly since we thought you were gone))
Smol Asriel: ((You'll be playing an OC
DamnDude: (( OK nevermind ))
Smol Asriel: ((Dont wanna play an oc, k
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( I mean, I'm already a character that isn't mine in Reborn ))
DamnDude: (( I kinda want to limit it to that ))
Smol Asriel: ((Ok
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Smol Asriel: ((Well, if someone resigns you can have their spot
Smol Asriel: ((Otherwise that's the only way to join, sorry
: ((Reborns on hold))
: ((Laharl, do you want to RP the PMD Prinny?))
: ((Since Episode 16 is- yeah))
: ((Or should I do it
: ((I'll RP the PrINNY))
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( Well, I'm offically doing nothing other than Roshi and Azazel for awhile then ))
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Smol Asriel: ((Azazel is underpowered pls buff
Smol Asriel: ((Give long range brimstone and marked and 4 hearts and it will be perfect
: ((Okay, good))
: ((I don't know how to RP a Prinny that well becaUSE I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE GAMES
DamnDude: (( Because Rush and Lua are in a position where they had to do something in the arc for them to be usable consistently, and I wasn't gonna bring ND until after my arc, but you all know what happened with that ))
Smol Asriel: ((I was looking forward to nathan drake snootle booping people
: ((Why do we call him his full fucking name))
: ((Nathan Drake))
: ((I haven't heard him called Nathan once))
DamnDude: (( Because I said his full name for people to know who he was and he stayed his full name apparently ))
Smol Asriel: ((Because he's nathan drake
DamnDude: (( Uncharted 4 Spoilers: [spoiler]Nathan Drake isn't even his real name[/spoiler] ))
Smol Asriel: ((It's nathan ricardio gomez
Smol Asriel: ((So use that from now on
DamnDude: (( More UC4 Spoilers: [spoiler]His real name is Nathan Morgan[/spoiler] ))
Smol Asriel: and... He's asleep
Smol Asriel: he snores a tiny bit
: ((In the final boss fight of UC4 he was called Nathan Drake for a few sentences))
: ((That's all I'll say))
Smol Asriel: is now 10 year old gote
Smol Asriel: how time flies
DamnDude: (( Last bit of spoilers: [spoiler]ND basically illegally got his name changed when he was younger, but his real last name is Morgan[/spoiler] ))
: ((Imagine if Laharl accidentally uses the german accent replacements for the Prinny))
DamnDude: (( Oh my ))
: ((It would be impossible if he used shortcuts though))
Smol Asriel: he has a nice dream, his ear twitches a bit
: (Or I make it a fucking german prinny for the hell of it))
: ((I don't want another German piece of shit))
: ((What if it's an aussie Prinny
: ((Or a British Prinny
: ((Nah, regular Prinny))
: ((Right))
: (("Since your fight with my cousin really didn't go so well, I brought in some help!"))
: (("Dood!"))
: ((Everybody is just like))
: (("What"))
Smol Asriel: ((Noot doot
: ((Oh, and hopefully Tri and Flame will be here tomorrow))
: ((So we don't have another Auron and Sterling only chapter
: (("Also, my cousin has uh...in her words!"))
: (('I'm too tired from beating zis lucario's ass across the yard, the penguin vill take mein place'))
: ((The Prinny starts beating the shit out of Lucario))
: ((Ghost type))
: ((True))
: ((Immune to literally fucking everything but Metal Claw))
: ((Prinny would wreck the shit out fo him))
: ((Honestly I can't justify water type so just make him a ghost lol))
: ((I wanted to be a ghost anyway, but I hated chandelure))
: ((To prevent you having to RP both Relic and the Prinny, I'll make it optional whether to bring him or not))
: ((It depends on the place you're going))
: ((I'll like, rotate them around depending on which one gets brought))
: ((Yeah))
: ((Plus, I don't think I could keep that fucking german accent going for an entire arc))
Smol Asriel: ((Can't wait to get more blazefire time
: ((Say, if everybody's going to go to a place filled with bugs))
Smol Asriel: ((Despite everything, blazefire is a serious character
: ((Bring the penquin.))
: ((Harlepenquin ))
Smol Asriel: ((And he's gonna be fun
: ((Or Penguin))
: ((Or Prinquin
: ((Lets, NOT bring the psychic type to Bugville))
: ((Right))
: ((Bring the motherfucking ghost type so the nazi doesn't get her ass kicked))
: ((Only problem is, you miss out on heal pulsing teammates))
: ((Right))
: ((Unless you want the Prinny to be able to do what Prinnies in Disgaea do best:))
: ((That's a con))
: ((Using their turn to heal with a fucking pack of gum in the inventory or some shit))
: ((Seriously, Ultima the Prinny has been 90% of the time used as either a Grenade or just thrown out to heal some other fuck with a healing item))
: ((In mini-boss/boss fights that would be useful))
: ((Lol Prinny explodes upon losing all his HP))
: ((Taking 50 HP off whatever hit him))
: ((Does the Prinny ever come back))
: ((I mean, Prinnies are pretty easy to bring back))
: ((True))
: ((You could either: Buy another one, revive it with some cold hars ca$h))
: ((Or just wait a day and the fucker will probably show up on your doorstep))
: ((I'm hoping we can have at least five people in Chapter 2))
: ((Like, Erron probably won't be there
: ((Also a low chance of Bloo being there as well))
Smol Asriel: ((You have the best mon
: ((I said this to DD, but theres two people I would trust to show up no matter what, and thats it))
: ((Chime, who will ALWAYS be there, and if not will give you warning ATLEAST a week in advance
: And Frisky, who might bitch a bit but they'll be there))
: ((Right))
: ((MV might show up but they have a tendency to pop in at 8 at fucking night))
: ((I like to know when things happen))
: ((DD will be there if you schedule it and let him know usually))
: ((And when I do it's almost 99% guaranteed that I'll be there))
: ((Slarv will only be there if they feel like it, but they're usually not too 'plot-integral' like Chime's characters usually are))
Smol Asriel: ((Speaking of scheduling
: ((See: Satan Chatotfucker))
Smol Asriel: ((Imma say saturdays are my shit
: ((I wouldn't bet on Yazan being there unless you schedule pretty early in the morning))
: ((Right))
Smol Asriel: ((Or on friday or saturday
: ((I'm cool, how about we do like))
: ((Well, now, see, Slarv's arc is gonna be long))
: ((So maybe scheduling more than once a week would be good))
Smol Asriel: ((Less long now
: ((PMD might be longer))
: ((Still, gon' be kinda long))
: ((Like seriously))
Smol Asriel: ((I can do fridays and saturdays
: ((Same for PMD.))
Smol Asriel: ((For yaz
: ((Slarv gets weekends maybe?))
: ((I was kind of betting on Slarv doin' something on Wednesday, but tch))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh no i have to rework shit for at least a week
: ((I can do Tuesdays and Fridays, maybe even Thursdays if the chapter isn't too much))
Smol Asriel: ((Like, gimme 4 more days and maybe i'll be ready
: ((Lol Tuseday, Thursday, Friday could be reserved for if Frisky needs to do something))
: Sicily is still selling Prinnies.
: ((Right))
: ((I can do Tuesdays and Thursdays))
Smol Asriel: ((Kewl
: ((Maybe Sunday if I feel like it))
Smol Asriel: ((Alao frisky
: ((Yes?))
Smol Asriel: ((You wanna know something cool
Smol Asriel: ((Mezza cooks food
Smol Asriel: ((With a knife
: ((Yes))
: ((Yes))
: ((Yes))
: ((Steal))
: ((Knife))
: ((Now))
: ((I can politely ask though))
Smol Asriel: ((>inb4 you give it to emb instead
: ((Frisk can go into knife debt))
Smol Asriel: ((You're gonna start getting fuckin bombarded with items
Smol Asriel: ((Like it aint no fuckin thing
: ((So basically PMD days are Tuesdays and Thursdays, sometimes even Sundays))
: ((Subject to change))
Smol Asriel: ((Now that i'm going linear i'm giving you all the shit yoy would have gotten fron doing side quests and shit just from looking around in the rooms and fighting people
: ((Ah, cool))
: ((And Fridays are reserved for when I do cool shit))
: ((I'm sure I can have Miyu be a shit 10 year old with main character hoarding syndrome))
: ((and grab the knife))
: ((So Frisky doesn't have to steal it))
: ((Right))
Smol Asriel: ((I'm kinda sad you won't get to become insurance salesmen or undercover the meme cartel
: ((Miyu can give it to Frisk
Smol Asriel: ((But eh
: ((We can.))
: ((We can.))
: ((In Le Freeroam))
: ((You can do Freeroam when we're bored))
Smol Asriel: ((Its mission based now doe
: ((True but))
Smol Asriel: ((I guess i'll have them as side missions
: ((I'm imagining the 'salesman' as Miyu and Emb standing ontop of eachother in a trenchcoat))
: ((Yep))
: ((Frisk is the lady that attracts people))
: ((WHAT))
Smol Asriel: ((I like mt cast of characters for the game because i can do funny kid stuff and one of the kids is an awful awful person
: (( http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/366283084948844128/93448088217244FFFD412474AA23B9407A0FE2AF/?interpolation=lanczos-none&output-format=jpeg&output-quality=95&fit=inside%7C637:358&composite-to=*,*%7C637:358&background-color=black LOL PRINNY KNIFE ))
Smol Asriel: hugs on his prinny tighter in his sleep
: ((I'm trying to have Miyu be the token 10 year old so I can do awful kid stuff))
: ((And nab us items))
: ((Like annoying the shit out of people until they hand over support tokens))
Smol Asriel: ((I loved that
: ((I did too))
Smol Asriel: ((Like, everyone was screaming at you
: ((I was encouraging Laharl))
Smol Asriel: ((And you kept going, you madman
: ((I'm imagining Hella was in the background making throat slicing motions at Miyu))
: ((And Miyu ignoring it))
Smol Asriel: ((I can't wait until hella and miyu have A rank
: ((Lol))
Smol Asriel: ((That's gonna be FUN
: ((Luckily, because Miyu is a genre-savvy ten year old, i'm good at writing convos for the supports))
: ((I can't wait until you all fight the first boss fight))
Smol Asriel: ((Same
: ((I'm proud of the 'Why are you guys helping' convo))
Smol Asriel: ((Jin's gonna kick your fucking ass
: ((The first boss fight is going to fucking beat your ass))
: ((Well, you could also beat its ass if you do things correctly))
???: ((it's waiting))
: ((Wait if we're having a Prinny party member))
Smol Asriel: ((And if his INF ending seems stupid, it's because what you thought was gonna happen was gonna happen but couldn't happen
: ((The pringer X fight could literally be the Prinny betraying))
: ((Yes))
: ((Perfecto!))
: ((Pringer X is essentially what happens when 10 Prinnies do a fusion dance))
Smol Asriel: happy birthday to the smol
: ((I really should've had Miyu do a convo where she tries to talk to the entire party into hugging the free-hug man))
: ((Just, out of the blue))
: ((Yeah))
: (("We should all accept the hugs."))
: ((Or annoy the shit out of wolfman))
Smol Asriel: ((>when you get the idea that sex wouldn't be possible in this dimension but say fuck it because it's too hard to rework an entire world around hugs being reproductive
: ((The first boss fight for PMD is going to be very unexpected))
: ((None of you will ever guess it))
Smol Asriel: ((Hoopa
: ((Fuck no))
: ((None of you won't guess it))
: ((Calling it, fire type))
: ((Only I know what it actually is rn))
: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.
Smol Asriel: ((Blazefire
Smol Asriel: ((There you fucking are
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: ((It's not a Ditto))
: ((It's not Mew))
Fanta: fell right the fuck back to sleep on his head
: ((It's a magikarp))
: ((kill me now))
: (( http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Se1DagkwMFs/maxresdefault.jpg Prinny Gun for Muffet and Fellby ))
Fanta: she snores cutely
Hywel: -He's awake.-
Hywel: -He find it cute.-
: (( Prinny Knife for Emb and Frisk ))
Hywel: -But fucking annoying at the same time.-
: ((Are there Prinny dildos))
Fanta: awakens
Hywel: "Evening."
Fanta: it's still snoring
Fanta: "Heeyyy.. what time is it"
Hywel: "Three in the morning."
: ((There are disgaea weapons called))
: ((Prinny Stave (Staff Weapon))
Fanta: "Jeez"
Hywel: "I'm tired but can't sleep."
: ((And Prinny Stick (Sword Weapon) ))
Fanta: "Why can't you sleep?"
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
Hywel: "Just can't."
: ((Can you stick them up your demon ass))
: ((Hellaton and the other Addon character can equip Pringer Beam, the arm of a fallen Pringer X))
Fanta: gets off his head
: ((mmm
Fanta: "Sorry I fell back asleep earlier"
Hywel: "Not an issue."
: ((Prinny hats exist for hats))
Fanta: "This is making me super tired.."
Hywel: "Obviously.@
Fanta: "..something up?"
Hywel: "...Hm?"
: (( http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/366282456260619395/B03B3501E893C7A80FB4898F8A18AEEA6A2D00F3/?interpolation=lanczos-none&output-format=jpeg&output-quality=95&fit=inside%7C268:268&composite-to=*,*%7C268:268&background-color=black Prinny Wings for Body or Other slots ))
Hywel: "What do you mean?"
: ((Laharl))
: ((Are there))
: ((Prinny dildos))
: (( http://www.kotowari.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/prinny_01.jpg These things exist for Body slots ))
Fanta: "You sound a bit.. i dunno.."
: ((I need my Sexual slot filled
Hywel: "...Sorry, I must just be tired."
: ((Note to self:hh
: ((Slarv))
Fanta: ((Wut
: ((Never look up prinny dildos again))
: ((We need the Prinny Set Bonus: (Explodes on KO) to be a damn thing))
Fanta: ((10/10/10/10/10/10/10
Fanta: ((Prinny set
Fanta: ((Will make
: ((OH NO))
: ((What))
: ((If we don't have Miyu in a prinny set by the end of this i'm going to be very dissapoint))
Fanta: ((Prinny hoodie for body, wings for other, weapons
: ((I saw a picture of a girl in a strap on fucking a penguin))
: ((Also, yes, that Etna cosplayer is known for doing porn in her Etna cosplay))
Fanta: ((Hat...
: ((Dude, i've shown you prinny hats))
Fanta: ((What the fuck would prinny hair be
Fanta: ((Ik
: ((I mean, there is one prinny with hair I can think of))
Fanta: ((And a helm would be a prinny skull i guess
: (( http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/3/35/Laharl_Prinny.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090413173339&path-prefix=en ))
Fanta: snuggles up to him
Fanta: "My sleep schedule is all fucked up because of this flu"
Hywel: -He does the snuggle.-
Hywel: "Yeah, it'll be okay though."
: ((Laharl's Antennae (Huh, Sicily wasn't joking when she said she would put them on Ebay..) +(STATS) +Make you feel like an overlord.))
Fanta: "And I feel like shit"
Hywel: "You'll be okay."
Fanta: "I just realized we spent the whole day snuggling, sleeping, and growing horns"
: ((Demon Pissbaby set: Laharl's Antennae, Vaati's robe, Laharl's sword, Vaati's rings. +Chance to randomly inflict Crying upon attack.))
Hywel: "Today was pretty horny."
Fanta: "Heh"
Fanta: "I can't believe you got to that joke before me"
: ((Anyways, yeah Bread))
Hywel: "You're too slow, I guess."
: ((That girl does live porn in her Etna cosplay))
: ((It's kinda wierd))
Fanta: "Not horny enough, in my opinion"
: ((She's got a prinny kink too))
: ((Why a penguin))
Fanta: "~"
: ((Penguins are Prinny))
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "Sixk sex probably isn't fun."
: ((I saw a picture of Laharl Prinny fucking Etna I think?))
: ((Oh))
Fanta: "Yep"
: ((It was drawn))
: ((Cardboard Prinny Knife: +1 Atk. (Not really authentic, but it might finish Frisk's cosplay or something.) ))
Fanta: "I mean, I could give you a lazy blowjob and fall asleep halfway through"
: ((Dude I can bring the CRINGIEST FUCKING DISGAEA Porn here))
: ((Oh no))
Hywel: "You could."
: (( http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/915/430/49e.jpg Disgaea Vore. ))
: (( https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FgQTfK-7FPQ/VZoYnZwE_vI/AAAAAAAABg0/092PlcBLTdI/w500-h500/flonne_disgaea__by_momo_honey-d63nqkf.png There is a SHITTON of art of Flonne wearing Laharl-Chan's clothes. ))
Fanta: "I'd choke"
: ((I'm dying
Fanta: "I'm not even used to the whole breathing thing yet"
Fanta: ((Why did i click that first one
: ((The Flonne wearing LC's clothes isn't that cringy imo
: ((But the vore
: ((Why
: ((Now, I know of one gif))
: ((Where Asagi, a loved character))
Hywel: "Are you not?"
: ((Gets her belly sliced open))
: ((And a dick shoved in the wound))
Fanta: "Nope, i forget to sometimes"
Hywel: "Well you're a quitter."
: ((Well, time to lock my doors and hide in the basement.))
Fanta: "Bodies are dumb, why do I have to breathe?"
: ((Do you actually have the gif
: ((I can probly find it))
Hywel: "So oxygen can get into your blood."
: ((Want me to PM it?))
: ((Fuck))
Fanta: "Why do I need oxygen, don't need any stupid oxygen"
: ((How can you say that))
: ((AAAA
: ((Okay))
: ((I'm scared but okay
: ((And then get me to want to see it))
: ((Curiosity killed the cat))
Fanta: sighs
: ((And fuck, I'm surprised I haven't died yet.))
: (( http://prntscr.com/boyk54 Heres the comments for an idea of what's in it))
Fanta: "Still better than constant pain"
: (("No holes? I'll Fukin make one!"))
: ((Kek))
Hywel: "Yes."
: ((You wnated to see it, Bread?))
: ((Prolly GON regret it))
: ((But yes))
Fanta: "I hated that body so much... Thought it was cool at first because I'd live forever, but then that became a downside too"
: ((Eh, coulda been worse.))
: ((I've seen worse))
Hywel: "Sounds like it sucked."
Fanta: "..yeah"
: ((Yeah))
: ((At least no guts spilled out))
Fanta: nuzzles her head close to his
: ((Or she wasn't burned in white phosphorus))
Fanta: "I lied before, about not knowing what I was crying about"
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
: ((You know what kind of porn would really get us pumping))
: ((Delta fucking Warrior porn))
Fanta: ((God
Fanta: ((Don't make me think about the Unriel
: (( http://orig11.deviantart.net/03c2/f/2011/009/c/8/prinny_san_by_mkbuster-d36u3qn.jpg Alright, heres a prinny gijinka to shake off those nightmares from before ))
: ((That's actually pretty cute
: (( http://orig07.deviantart.net/56be/f/2013/209/5/e/prinny_commission_by_bunu-d6fk78j.png Aaaand new profile picture ))
: ((The Prinnt gijinka's arm though
: ((Prinny*
: ((Is it fucking broken
: ((In Disgaea, prinny's flippers are backwards))
: ((Because they're meant to be like badly made penguin puppets stitched together on the fly))
: ((Ohhh, okay))
: ((I actually considered RPing a humanized prinny, Fuka is kind of like that))
: ((She's an actual character in Disgaea 4))
: ((Basically, a sinner that died, but they ran out of prinny bodies so they just put her in a prinny outfit?))
: ((Doesn't make too much sense))
: ((Yeah))
: (( http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/2/23/D2_Pleinair_1_Bust.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100811022844&path-prefix=en Another Disgaea character that may or may not be played ))
: ((tfw you fail an objective. http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/prinny-nis-psp.jpg
: ((Lol Prinny can I be the hero))
: ((Game's fucking hard))
: ((It's like super meat boy if it starred penguins))
: (( http://orig04.deviantart.net/0ee6/f/2008/313/f/1/pleinair_and_usagi_by_danny07312017.jpg See that, thats Plenair ))
: ((She's mute, that doll, Usagi, talks for her))
: ((Except it's not the most reliable method of translation))
: ((Interesting))
: ((Because Usagi likes to be a fucking liar))
: ((Get the exorcist))
DamnDude: (( I have no idea what I'm listening to with this NLSS vod ))
: (( https://richardhawk.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/40-d2-00136.jpg They own a news show. ))
DamnDude: (( I also have no idea what's going on OOC here ))
: ((During chapter 7))
: ((Plenair is no longer with Usagi, as Axel has been given a spot on the news))
: ((During the broadcast, she's still completely mute, and seems to have a look of discomfort by being near Axel))
: ((In Chapter 12, Axel has run off due to having a heel-face turn))
: ((So the 'news' is just her sitting infront of a screen, mute.))
DamnDude: (( Wow ))
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: ((Also:))
: ((She's the only character you don't have to fight to recruit))
: ((Recruting her in Disgaea 1 and D2 ends with Laharl stopping mid-combat pose))
: ((And sheepishly asking for an autograph))
Hywel: "Will you tell me?@
: ((Lahautograph))
: ((In Disgaea 2.))
: ((Adell goes to fight her))
: ((And asks for an autograph immediately))
: ((Disgaea 3, Mao ends up asking for an autograph))
: ((Disgaea 4, 5, all this))
: ((Every. Single. Time. She ends up just joining your party out of pity.))
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: ((I think I'm going to go to bed now))
: ((gn))
DamnDude: (( gn ))
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: ((May the odds ever be in your favors, windex cleaner))
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DamnDude: (( So I think conservative Yoda killed me ))
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DamnDude: (( Correction: Conservative Yoda killed all of us. ))
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Hywel: "Why were you crying?"
Hywel: -When was she crying again.-
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Fanta: few e
Fanta: weeks ago, she said she didnt know why
Fanta: "I was thinking about how you were.. I was eventually gonna have to watch you die.. and everyone else... And that I would be alone again.."
Fanta: "Sorry.. it's dumb.."
Fanta: "I cry for dumb reasons..."
DamnDude: (( That's a surprisingly common thought with the characters ))
Fanta: ((W
Fanta: ((Wut
DamnDude: (( Like the general idea, MV and Chime have gone over it multiple times for Mettaton and Gaster, although I guess that was OOC now that I remember it ))
Fanta: ((Immortality angst is big
Fanta: ((I know gaster has, and that was b's whole deal
Fanta: buries her face in his floof
Fanta: "Sorry for being so.. angsty..."
Fanta: "Goodnight..."
Fanta: goes to sleep
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: ???: (( 'It's me we're talkin' about, right? I'll be just fine' ))
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: ((Is everybody gone))
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Fanta: ((Rip everyone
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: ((heya
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: ((rip
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: ((Aye))
: ((Woke up early thinking 'don wanna mis the arcs m8'))
: ((Joined at 12 feeling like an idiot))
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: no [] is now the line of yeyo [].
: the line of yeyo [] is now S I T U A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G [].
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Barchar: (why would frisky be starting that shit so early)
: ((I thought it was like fuycking 5))
: ((My mind doesn't hanmdle times well when it's just woken up))
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Fanta: ((Ey
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: is sleeping on prinny still
Smol Asriel: it's the smol's birthday
Smol Asriel: he 10 now
Barchar: is here, trying to figure out what the hell she should do about this fact
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Barchar: can't think of anything he would need, let alone a method to get it. And, well, she can't really make him a cake without stealing Grillby's kitchen, and she gets the feeling that after her few-day employment, he doesn't really want her back there
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Smol Asriel: got a prinny
Smol Asriel: she could go drag gotemom in there
Smol Asriel: already got a wheelchair somehow
: Sicily is STILL in the bar.
: Does she even sleep?
: Sellin' Prinnies.
Barchar: could do that actually
Barchar: doesn't have a hugely high opinion of her, however
: Sicily sells netherworld baked goods, prinnies, netherworld weaponry, and hugs.
: 10/10 business plan.
: I mean, she's raking in fat stacks from this. But still.
Smol Asriel: she's thoroughly convinced smol she doesn't care about him but he'd still like to
: She idly taps her fingers across the board, her and Smol's prinny exchange bored glances for a bit.
: ((So Flame, Frisky brought Hoopa into the bar))
: ((Hoopa bought a Prinny))
: ((Me and Flame had some talking, and probably the stupidest shit ever is going to happen today))
: ((Me and Frisky*))
Smol Asriel: the gote purrs
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: ((hi))
: ((oh and yeah))
: ((some very, very stupid shit will happen today))
: ((but the boss fight is serious))
: ((Are we talking about the fucking miniboss we discussed))
: (9Cause that ain't serious in the slightest))
: ((no))
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: ((that's the mini-boss))
: ((there's a legit boss fight))
: ((Like, i'm 90% sure the Prinny's big use is that HOLY SHIT WE AREN'T GONNA GET FUCKED BY FIGHTING TYPES))
: ((Mhm!))
: ((Anywyas, I jsut got off TF2))
: ((Ran into a pyro.))
: ((His name was Frisky Business))
: ((Through a complicated series of events, I end up pocketing this pyro as Medic))
: ((Oh yeah, he's my half cousin.))
: ((And shit went down, it's like the entire enemy team decided they wanted to fuck up this Medic/Pyro team))
: ((It was hilarious))
: ((I bet))
: ((Like, after the first few roflstomps, they put up shittons of sentries))
: ((RIP))
: ((Like, it looked like they were playing a fucking game of dwarf fortress))
Smol Asriel: awakens, not that many can tell
: ((Problem is, Sentires doesn't stop the Pyro Medic combo from standing outside your spawn door and fucking you up.))
Barchar: (oh boi, i like stupid shit)
Barchar: "Oh, good morning Asriel."
: Sicily quietly hums a tune to herself.
: "...Who what where." She abruptly turns her head left and right, tryna spot Barchar.
Barchar: is on the couch.
Barchar: has been this whole time, you unobservant angel lady
: "When did you get here?"
: Angelrainee Salesman Girl, to you.
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Barchar: "6 hours, 22 minutes and 19 seconds ago. Why?"
Smol Asriel: "Morning"
Barchar: "Well, 22 seconds now, but still."
: "..."
Smol Asriel: is leaning on a prinny
: "Wanna buy my wares?"
: ((hi bloo))
: ((do you still want to be in pmd))
: (( eh
: (( sure
: (( i guess
Barchar: "Not really."
: ((i mean
: ((you don't have to
Barchar: (You don't have to, dude, if you really don't wanna. We won't make you do anything.)
: "...Ya sure? I got good stuff."
: (( nah i'll participate
: "I gotta fund the overlord fund."
: ((ok))
Smol Asriel: ((Imma have fun
: (( ive got nothing much to do today
Barchar: "I don't eat."
Smol Asriel: ((You shall see the truth of blazefire
: She turns the cart, inside is an exquisite collection of weaponry, bakes goods, alcohol, baked alcohol weaponry, and what looks like Prinnies.
Sage: (and I get to play this very powerful absol, who is strong and not a loser)
: ((ok so we have five people rn))
: ((we need to wait for tri and mv
: ((I get to play Relic the fucking Midna Meloetta))
Barchar: doesn't even want to know how baked alcohol weaponry works
: ((And the uh))
: ((Secondary thing))
: (( http://puu.sh/pRpq9/7aac37b795.png
Smol Asriel: ((BlazeD the flareon
Barchar: (Midnaloetta)
Barchar: (With Wolf Sage.)
Barchar: (who's just regular Sage 'cause he's always a wolf-like thing)
: The baked alocohol weaponry is seemingly a sword, made of bread, shaped like a beer-bottle.
: no [] is now no [qihyub].
: ((I get to play))
: ((Uh))
: ((The entire world))
Smol Asriel: holds prinny and owl
: ((All the villains))
: ((Laharl no))
Barchar: (except the miniboss who laharl will be playing)
Gardevoir: (( frisky didn't you say something about the pokesin sidequest before
: ((What))
Barchar: (question: is this miniboss related to the non-humans or just something random)
: ((Where did you get that idea Flame))
: ((I'm totally RPing it))
Smol Asriel: ((Pokesin?
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Smol Asriel: ((Hue
: ((Lol no))
: ((Yes I did, Bloo))
Barchar: (when Laharl alluded to it blatantly?)
: ((I mean, theres a good chance of me playing Pringer X much later))
: ((But it's not for today))
: ((heya
: ((Laharl knows about it, Flame))
qihyub: (( hi
: ((I told him))
: ((Hi Bio))
: ((PMD is today))
Barchar: (No, he said he would be playing 'the fucking midna meloetta')
: ((yush
Barchar: ('and the uh, secondary thing')
: ((Midna Meloetta 'and the other thing'))
: ((Lol))
: ((when today
: ((The other thing is a Prinny
Barchar: (so, yes, it was made clear he would be playing this miniboss)
: ((I'm not playing a mid-boss unless I literally bring Vyers in here))
Barchar: (in pmd?)
: ((Hoopa bought a Prinny)
: ((Yes))
Barchar: (...)
Barchar: (oh)
: ((We were making jokes about sliding Prinnies into every single arc))
Barchar: (okay)
: ((And this fucking happened.))
Smol Asriel: ((Doot doot doot doot doot
Barchar: (that's interesting)
: ((And Bio, PMD will happen when MV gets here
Barchar: ("Gee whiz, that's a weird empoleon")
: ((And the Prinny can join your party))
: (('Yep, totally, Prinplup, dood.'))
Sage: ("What's a 'dood'? Is that Alolan?")
: ((So Frisky, what did you say the four moves for the Prinny would be))
: ((Or are we seriously using the fucking Disgaea attacks))
Barchar: (steel wing is an obvious one)
: ((We are using the Disgaea attacks
: ((That you said
: ((Yes, the Prinny can use Pringer Beam))
Barchar: (oh)
Barchar: (uh)
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Barchar: (this is feeling like it might start ruining things)
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: ((No it fucking won't
Barchar: (like...consistency, and logic, and a semi-serious tone)
: ((Look))
: ((Prinny is optional))
: ((You can use it if you want))
Smol Asriel: ((You can have stupid shit and still have a serious tone
: ((Use it if you don't want to)l
: ((Yeah, we're probably just gonna drag it along for stupid shit))
: ))*
Barchar: (I guess we can just use him when we need him, yeah)
: ((It's not going to be gloomy in the beginning you fuck))
Smol Asriel: ((My arc has sock puppet tentacle hentai and a serious plot
Barchar: (well yeah, I know)
: ((Besides, see one thing, Prinny is gonna be a ghost, and uh, we're fucked by everything with 'fighting' in it's types))
: ((So you want some serious shit in Chapter 2? Oh, I have that))
: ((I motherfucking have that))
: ((You see, the boss))
: ((It won't have the friendliest design))
Barchar: (Okay jesus I said 'semi-serious' and more meant for the future)
: (( http://prntscr.com/bp7vp0 ))
: ((Anyways))
Barchar: (Design as in ;look' or design as in 'plan')
: "So, wanna buy something now?"))
: "Wanna buy something now?"
: She gestures to the weaponry, prinnies, liquor, and bakes goods.
: ((It will be dark))
Barchar: "I could see what you had."
: ((I'm just saying))
Barchar: "I still don't want it. Thanks."
Smol Asriel: gets onto his chair
: ((The Prinny can act like a new species of Prinplup that's not as annoying as Blazefire but still is annoying))
: ((Think of it as a Gen 7 Pokémon))
: She juggles giant swords with price tags on them.
Smol Asriel: ((Blazefire isnt annoying you cock
: "Ya suuuure?"
Smol Asriel: ((He's gonna be great
Barchar: brings out her chaos sabre, putting the blaster on her other arm. "Yes. I'm sure. Thank you."
Barchar: (He's going to be fucking insufferable dude. It's gonna be funny, but still.)
: (( http://i.imgur.com/5rWM3Tj.jpg ))
: "..."
: Sicily reaches behind the counter.
qihyub: (( what the absolute fuck
Barchar: (what the hell is that)
: ((A minion coffin for children.))
Barchar: (DUDE)
Barchar: (WTF)
qihyub: (( [i]cancer[/i]
: ((Cancer for dead cancer patients
qihyub: now, this could be what you expect it to be
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Emb: ((ayy
: ((ayy
qihyub: (( ay
Emb: ((what about cancer?
: ((hi tri
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is in the bar-[/color][/font]
: ((a minion coffin for children
qihyub: an asriel walks in
Barchar: looks at him. "Hello."
: ((By the way the Prinny can't be there all the time))
qihyub: "hi"
Emb: ((okay i guess
: ((You can bring one of the guild members with you on your adventure))
: "Wanna buy something?"
: ((Basically))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -she has her own sketchbook, and is drawing in it-[/color][/font]
qihyub: "not really"
: ((Prinny VS Guild member))
qihyub: he just
: ((Okay now that would be a curbstomp))
qihyub: stands there
Emb: enters. "...Hello."
: ((Like, all you have to do is use anyone but Auron))
: ((Or Sterling))
Emb: ((oh yeah, pmd today <3
Hellcat: Hellcat slowly slides in, looking at the new Asriel. "this better not be one of my patients"
Barchar: (yup!)
: ((Sage could probably one-shot the poor bastard.))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh! Hi, Hellcat~[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hi, Emb~[/color][/font]
: ((You would need a guild member more))
: ((Than a Prinny))
Hellcat: "why the hell do people call me 'hellcat'"
: Sicily runs a finger across her stand, looking at the people nearby.
Emb: sits beside Sunny. "...Something's wrong."
Hellcat: "i introduce myself as that jokingly"
: "..More people, sweet."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Huh? Wh-what is it?[/color][/font]
Hellcat: cue flame spit. "bah"
Barchar: "What else should we call you?"
: "Anyone wanna buy my wares?"
Hellcat: "well"
Emb: ...I woke up and I felt extremely cold for a few seconds. I walked out and my army was crowded together.
Emb: One of my troops are missing.
qihyub: (( now i have to flip a coin
: She is literally just a fucking 9 year old Parasoul.
qihyub: (( 'litten' or 'mittens'
: ((For example))
: Like, the similarities.
Emb: - pls -
: ((One of the guild members is a motherfucking Gligar))
Emb: - i don't even fucking know parasoul D: -
: ((Another one is a Croagunk))
Hellcat: "[s]mittens[/s] litten"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...This is not good.[/color][/font]
qihyub: "did you flip a coin on that"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Litten for a moment and nods-[/color][/font]
Emb: Of course not.
Emb: I don't know what caused it, but everyone's wary now.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Put your troops on high alert![/color][/font]
: (( https://imgur.com/a/mLwcD Warning: Blood. This is what happens when you fall off a 100 foot cliff and manage to live ))
Emb: They are on alert. Not high, just cautious.
: She looks at Emb.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Do you have any on night lookout?[/color][/font]
Emb: Oh, hi.
: "Don't suppose you'd be looking for a new soldier than, would ya?"
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Emb: ...That'd be cool, I guess, but I don't [i]need[/i] it that much.
: ((Okay so))
Barchar: "...You're named after a pokemon from 100 years ago?"
: ((All we need is MV))
Hellcat: "a soldier? i've got plenty in hell"
Emb: One missing isn't bad because we're weaker, it's bad because we don't know what caused it.
: "I've got the thing for you."
Emb: Hmm?
: ((Then we have a solid squad of seven people))
: She reaches behind her desk, and pulls out what looks like a giant fucking penguin, with a satchel, wings, and holding knives.
Hellcat: He looks at Barchar. "...i don't know, ask the people who named me"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to the salesperson suspiciously- You're not go-[/color][/font]
Emb: ...What's that?
: "Prinnies, 5 G per prinny, they can find, do household chores, and are loyal for atleast ten years!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's one of [i]those[/i]![/color][/font]
Emb: ...Prinnies. Huh.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: They make good armies in HIGH numbers.[/color][/font]
: "I also sell weaponry, alcohol, and baked goods."
Emb: No, no, and no. But prinnies, maybe.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...I have money to spare.[/color][/font]
: "I've got several hundred thousand prinnies for sale, I can set you up with your own personal army if you've got the funds."
Emb: Wait, you're only selling stuff for your plan, right?
: "Yep, gotta fund the Netherworld war effort, and big bro won't let me fight."
Barchar: "...You know what, I think I'll just stick with 'Hellcat'. Unless you actually dislike the term."
Hellcat: take note that hellcat does look like a fucking litten
Hellcat: "eh"
Emb: hands over 50 g. "Just 5 prinnies. The other 25 is donation."
Hellcat: "lol fuck it ok"
: I mean, Laharl would let Sicily go curbstomp some level 1s, but hah, she ain't going near an actual fight.
: "Alright! You want Private Prinnies, Lt. Prinnies, or Major Prinnies?"
: Those are the three lower ranks of Prinnies, each rank has a different army name.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Do they cost different amounts>[/color][/font]
Emb: What do each of them do?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Are there any more categories?[/color][/font]
: "Privates are awesome cannon fodder, Lt. can lead a small squad, and Majors are useless for chores but great at combat."
qihyub: (( inb4 litten is announced to be female only
: "Theres more, but Prinny Gods and Prinny Generals would cost a couple extra hundred G."
Barchar: (somehow i doubt that's happening)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Well, I happen to have leftover money...[/color][/font]
Emb: ...How about 1 Lt. and 4 Privates?
Barchar: (I mean, all the starters since...ever have been 95/5 male over female. I think.)
: ((#Teamrowlet))
: ((And Flame))
Emb: ((idk the new starters, what are they
: ((13.5% chance of every starter to be female))
Emb: ((i know nothing about sun and moon so far
Barchar: (13.5, right)
Hellcat: "welllllllllll"
Barchar: (All i know is that it took a fucking long time t get a female fennekin to name her marisa)
: ((#TeamLitten))
Barchar: (The starters are Rowlet for grass, Litten for Fire)
: ((i see what you did there
Emb: ((k time to look up starters
Emb: ((oh okay
Barchar: (And then there's fucing [i]poplio[/i])
: ((Hm Marisa))
: ((Heh))
Barchar: (We don't talk about Poplio)
: "Alrighty!"
: ((flame do you play touhou
: ((Popplio*
Barchar: (I do!)
qihyub: (( we don't talk about popplio
Emb: ((i'mma see what they look like
: She reaches behind the counter, pulling out some kind of Green prinny, with a scar.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Tell me the costs for [i]all[/i] the tiers.[/color][/font]
Emb: ((why?
Barchar: (I actually named a fair amount of my X and Y pokemon after touhou)
: "This is your Lt." And she grabs four more, blue. "And this is his squad."
Hellcat: "i better take this new mr. dreemurr over here in for an interview" Hellcat tosses "qihyub" out of the bar.
Barchar: (Like my Aegislash named Youmu)
: ((Apparently
Emb: ((popplio is cute why can't we talk about them
: ((Nobody likes Popplio
: All the prinnies immediately run up to Emb, upon the transaction being finished. Yelling out a cacophany of 'Dood' and 'New Boss'
Emb: ((okay
: "All of em?"
: "Well, lets see."
: "Privates, Lt. And Majors are all 5G."
: ((Everybody likes Rowlet and Litten better
: "Prinny Squads are about 25G, thats 10 Privates, five LT, and one Major."
Hellcat: hellcat takes 5 G out of nowhere
Emb: ((i don't like rowlet, litten looks fucking amazing, and popplio is pretty cool
Barchar: (>Doesn't like Rowlet, likes Popplio)
: ((i'm the same
Barchar: (Tri, more like TRASH)
Emb: (( :(
qihyub: (( >mrw popplio
: ((Don't go on r/Pokemon or you'll be ripped to shreds))
: ((I have the same opinion as tri
Emb: ((why don't people like popplio?
qihyub: (( popplio is just
qihyub: (( ech
Barchar: (Because he looks stupid)
: "Prinny Generals are 50g, and can lean armies on their own."
Emb: ((are you serious
Barchar: (I mean maybe his evolutions can save him but i doubt it)
: "Prinny Gods are upwards of 200G, and practically unkillable."
Emb: ((they're fuckin cute
Emb: ((the tail is kinda weird but the rest is amazing
qihyub: (( but still trash
Emb: ((litten is still the best tho
Hellcat: ((thx
: "I've got some Angelic Prinnies, from Celestia, that are more fitted towards nursing the young and doing household chores as well. They're 15G."
: "And Krichevskoy Honor Guard Prinnies aren't for sale."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah.[/color][/font]
: ((This is why I like Litten
qihyub: (( i have a box of "tnt pop-its" in my drawer
: ((https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTK0qAJsvynWUvNZp7UtHxNqIEtnmaTzjmz-b9o_3eABR8IYqYH
Emb: ((because he's amazing
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: How much for Angelic Prinnies?[/color][/font]
: ((Because they're motherfucking))
Emb: ((now i'mma see the other pokemon
: ((Cats))
Hellcat: (( o//.//o
Emb: ((...those legendaries are....strange
: "15G or Hl."
Emb: ((not bad or anything, just
: ((why
: ((they're cool
Hellcat: "this is on me"
Hellcat: he takes out 15 G
Emb: ((yeah i know
Emb: ((they're cool, just
Emb: ((eh
Hellcat: "one, at least lol" he leaves
Barchar: (why are you blushing bloo)
qihyub: (( not me
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -takes 60G out- I'll take four![/color][/font]
: Sicily happily hands over some big Red prinny, with what looks like a medical cross on it's bill.
qihyub: (( [i]my own fucking creation[/i]
: And then four more.
: ((1. They're based on the sun and the moon
Emb: ((i know that
: ((2. I'm team moon
: ((3. You get used to them
Emb: ((idk which i like better
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Thanks! Be right back.[/color][/font]
Emb: ((probably moon tho
Barchar: (I think I got sun? I dunno its honestly been a bit)
qihyub: (( i flipped a coin
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes to her house, and returns shortly after-[/color][/font]
qihyub: (( the result was moon kek
: ((Moon master racle))
Emb: ((oh look it's another bird pokemon
Emb: ((it's fletchling with a long beak
Emb: ((pokemon why
Emb: ((pikipek is better than fletchling but it's fletchling
qihyub: (( lol
: ((Flame's gonna fucking cut you.))
qihyub: (( flame's gonna cut you with his edge
Emb: ((oh
Emb: ((i have bad opinions
Hellcat: (( damn right
Barchar: (Nah)
Hellcat: (( jk <3
Barchar: (I like Pikipek but I'm mostly joking)
Emb: ((magearna looks amazing
Emb: ((wtf is yungoos
: ((Yungoos is Donald Trump
: ((Zigzagoon with a teeth problem))
: ((By the way
: ((This is what the PMD boss looks like
: ((http://m.imgur.com/JZbYWZV
Emb: ((rockruff is best puppy pokemon
: ((/s
Emb: ((komala's cool
Emb: ((vikavolt is...what
: "I also sell weaponry, alcohol, and baked goods."
qihyub: (( i forgot that i had to finish my napstaton sketch~
: ((Are you fucking kidding me
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: What kind of weaponry...?[/color][/font]
Emb: ((if his face was just not so strangely placed vikavolt would be better
: ((Vikavolt is one of the better bug types
Emb: ((yeah he's badass but his face placement ruins it for me
: "I mean, weaponry. duh."
Hellcat: he walks back in again. miaou.
qihyub: (( >face placement
: ((Why
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Any hammers?[/color][/font]
qihyub: (( [i]bruh[/i]
: "Guns, swords, spears, axes, books, tomes, mosnter weapons, staves, bows, etc."
Hellcat: "guns?"
: "I mean, I got a hamaxe or two."
Emb: ((it's just
Emb: ((low
Barchar: (I like how his preevo is just a fucking)
Barchar: (train car)
Barchar: (train car bug)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Or can you upgrade my hammer to a hamaxe?[/color][/font]
Emb: ((charjabug is lego
: ((How else would you place if
: ((it*
Emb: ((make a head and place it there
qihyub: (( >"not too low"
: ((That would look terrible))
: ((I have an image of him rn))
Emb: ((just don't place it in between its scissors
: ((Okay so the scissors fucking stab his prey))
: ((He kills his prey))
qihyub: (( he kek
: ((He eats the prey))
Emb: ((many many creatures do that
qihyub: (( so are you saying vikavolt can't
: ((Many many creatures are lkke Vikavolt))
Emb: ((if i was a hunter i wouldn't place my knives on my cheeks
: "I'm not a blacksmith."
: "I just sell them."
Hellcat: "emmett brown is a blacksmith"
Emb: ((and i understand it's a bug thing and stuff
: She pulls out a giant fucking hammer, but with an axe on the other end.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah, alright...[/color][/font]
Emb: ((so he wouldn't hold it but i mean
Hellcat: "and he's in hell right now"
: ((Rhydon has a horn on his nose area
Emb: ((your eyes aren't your teeth
Emb: ((i guess
Emb: ((nose horns are things
qihyub: (( "your eyes aren't your teeth" -tri 2016
: ((So are Pincers.))
: ((Do I need to get the fucking spider pictures))
Emb: ((pincers are things
Emb: ((those are on your head
Emb: ((not your face
: ((What
: ((He has eyes on his head
qihyub: (( [i]u wot[/i]
: ((Not the pincers
Barchar: (the hell is up with Tapu koko)
Emb: ((no i mean
Barchar: (I mean everything about it)
Emb: ((the pincers are right beside the eyes
: (( http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/03/deviantart-mandibles-of-doom-by-blepharopsis.jpg ))
Emb: ((pincers on your head, okay. horn on your nose, okay
Emb: ((blades beside your eyes, pls
: ((Look at Laharl's picturr
: (( https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5446002/il_570xN.149720329.jpg ))
: ((Picture*
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Emb: ((it looks better because it curves to the sides rather than being in its face
: ((that last bug was pure NOPE
qihyub: (( tri has poor taste
Emb: ((same with the last one
Barchar: (also togedemaru)
Emb: ((i already said i had poor taste let's just accept that
qihyub: (( yes
Emb: ((anyway
Barchar: (I thought the last pikachu ripoff was blatant)
Barchar: (hoo boi)
qihyub: [s](( and it needs re-stating[/s]
Emb: ((grubbin is okay
Barchar: (It's just a fat pikachu recolor it's great)
Emb: ((togedemaru is fat emolga
Emb: ((with no wings
: ((Tapu Koko is good))
qihyub: (( best pokemon 6666
Emb: ((that's new
Barchar: (yeah i dunno)
Barchar: (Tapu koko is weird in every way)
: ((How))
: ((It works
Emb: ((tapu koko is...interesting
: ((togedemaru looks squishy
Emb: ((incredible but just
Emb: ((anyway
: ((Its arms form a shield
: ((It's badass
Emb: ((drampa is wot
Barchar: (i think we're all hype for pmd cause we're just all pokemon today)
Barchar: (is drampa's name a portmanteau of dragon and fucking grampa)
Emb: ((if drampa had not pure colored eyes that would be okay
: (( https://gfycat.com/KindlyBoilingDipper ))
Emb: ((that's all i can say about him
Barchar: ("Back in my day we didn't have none 'o yer fancy fairy types!")
: ((I want an evolution named Drancestor))
: ((Friendly reminder
: ((The region is based on Hawaii
Emb: ((wait it was
Barchar: (maybe drampa gets younger the more evolutions he has)
Emb: ((wowie
qihyub: (( as somebody who lived in hawaii for a very long time
: ((Yes))
qihyub: (( i am strongly offended
qihyub: (( /s
Emb: ((cutiefly is just that
Emb: ((a cutie fly
: (( http://i.imgur.com/msE1cGz.jpg ))
: ((That's why some of them are weird
Barchar: (You get Dreenager and then Draby)
: ((They're based on Hawaiian shit
Barchar: (LAHARL WHY)
Emb: ((the fuck is bruxish
: ((laharl
: ((Tapu Koko is like
: ((gtfo of there before the nope gets you
: ((The Totem Pole Pokémon
: ((The shield resembles a totem pole
Emb: ((zygarde complete forme is a transformer
Emb: ((gg
: ((YEAH
Emb: ((wait, normal zygarde is zygarde 50%? what is 0%
Emb: ((oh well there's 10% zygarde is a fucking dog TIL
: ((0% is nothing
: ((1% is like a cell
qihyub: (( a single cell
Emb: ((oh there's the cores and cells
qihyub: (( life is just chemical reactions and nothing else
Emb: ((do you find cores and cells and grow your zygarde or something
qihyub: (( how do you find cells what
: ((What))
: ((How does that))
: ((Work))
qihyub: (( that's not how it works
qihyub: (( that's not how anything works
Emb: ((i don't fuckin know
Emb: ((what is that stuff
qihyub: (( well you should fuckin know that you don't just "find" cells
qihyub: (( lol
qihyub: (( iss k the more u know
Emb: ((Each of Zygarde’s forms are made by gathering together its cell-like components called Cores and Cells.
Emb: ((gathering together
Emb: (( :)
: (( http://i.imgur.com/GaBLzzX.gif When you aren't popular enough to stage dive ))
Barchar: (the 1% zygarde is a little worm thing i think)
qihyub: (( that's not how life works
: ((Who says you have to find them
qihyub: (( [i]what the fuck[/i]
Barchar: (also I don't trust your links anymore laharl)
: ((You haven't played the game
Barchar: (it's pokemon bloo)
Emb: ((the game isn't even out yet
Emb: ((besides
: (( http://imgur.com/8xFe71e Don't go outside. ))
Emb: ((gathering = finding = pokemon says you have to find them
Barchar: (after the messalina thing and the spider shit, I don't freaking trust you. You've betrayed me.)
Barchar: (Anyway, Zygarde works by little bits of him fusiing together)
Barchar: (He's less a transformer and more voltron)
: ((That's just a theorh
Emb: ((a game theorh
: ((Theory*
: ((Fuck you))
: ((loljk
Emb: ((thanks for watchinh
qihyub: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/xra11n/cards_against_undertale_this_proves_undertale_is_100_cringe/
Barchar: (Matpat, star of hame theorh)
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ :D ))
Barchar: (that link don't work bloo)
: ((
: ((It's a fake link))
qihyub: (( one day
: ((Bloo, the joke is done.))
qihyub: (( that link will work ;)
Emb: ((:/
: ((Ah))
Barchar: (bloo pls)
Barchar: (don't do this to us)
qihyub: (( why would it be me lol
qihyub: (( but for real fresh steaming shit from said subreddit http://i.imgur.com/acY5Ken.jpg
: ((WHEN))
: ((ITS))
: ((ALL))
: ((OVER))
: ((AND))
: ((I'M))
: ((OLDER))
: ((I know that song))
qihyub: (( [url=http://puu.sh/pRsS2/3e70f32e2a.jpg]so i dyed my hair purple today[/url]
: ((nice spider
: ((Hey Bloo))
: ((You can stop fucking stealing other people's jokes now))
: ((I'm the spider guy))
qihyub: (( lol no
qihyub: (( never stopping
: ((I mean all your damn humor is ripoff <.<))
qihyub: (( "humor"
: ((Then I'll be the dead children person))
Barchar: (I'm just gonna not click any links in this chat)
Barchar: (Unless they're from like)
Barchar: (MV and Chime)
Barchar: (those guys are cool)
: ((what about me
Barchar: (But I don't trust any 'a y'all)
Emb: ((or me
Barchar: (ehhh you a bit)
Emb: ((i don't even post links tho
Emb: ((so eh
Barchar: (well then you're not a problem tri)
: ((I do but they're never spiders
qihyub: (( never forgive, never forget
Emb: ((yay
: ((Flame
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: ((Why don't you
: ((Trust me
Barchar: (Flame "Send a spider, Security's tighter" Warp)
Barchar: (Because you're a dick Frisky)
Barchar: (don't try to pretend you're not we all know it)
: ((Now you're hurting my feelings ;(
: ((lolno
: ((I mean))
qihyub: (( >the victim card
: ((IRL I'm a nice person))
: ((brb
Barchar: (That's not uncommon)
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Barchar: (I mean IRL I'm really chill and not particularly vulgar)
Barchar: (As you can see, in here that's quite blatantly not the fucking case])
: ((IRL I'm a bastard that cna hold grudges for weeks))
qihyub: (( minion coffin via /r/wtf
: ((IRL I'm drinking root beer and getting ready for PMD))
Emb: ((root beer is best drink
Barchar: (IRL I'm trying to write sU fanfic because I'm trash)
: (( http://i.imgur.com/XB7ttqo.gifv I 100% promise this isn't a spider, if Flame believes this is a spider for a good reason, I will ban myself. ))
Barchar: (Nope. Not gonna do it.)
Emb: ((it's legit not a spider
: ((It's not a spider
Barchar: (shit I'm conflicted)
: ((Look
Emb: ((it involves birds
Barchar: (okay tri, I'm putting my trust in you. Not Frisky, because he's a dick.)
: Sicily is counting her cold hard ca$h.
Emb: ((alright
: ((They*
Barchar: (okay yeah)
Barchar: (it's not)
Emb: ((you're welcome
Barchar: (Thx tri)
: ((Why not me))
Emb: ((np
: ((I'm gonna post some links now, I promise they do not contain arachnids))
Emb: ((i will confirm
Barchar: (i appreciate it tri)
Emb: ((np
Barchar: (Take one for the team that involves like just me)
Barchar: (but still!)
qihyub: (( akk.li/anne.jpg tho
: (( http://i.imgur.com/8DLOR8V.gifv ))
Emb: ((not a spoder
: ((:(
Emb: ((rip frisky
: (( http://i.imgur.com/APh49c4.gifv ))
: ((https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-KbiICSBWYT6rQIWIGNosx2SkaMX3SVIQL4X9mL9oqOdFAQc7
Emb: ((not spoder
Emb: ((neither are spoder
: (( Cheap phones off ebay http://i.imgur.com/YxCRgvc.jpg ))
: (([u]suck.[/u]))
Emb: ((wowie
Barchar: (what's even going on there)
Emb: ((also not spoder
Barchar: (yeah the actual descriptive bit there convinced me of that without the confirmation)
qihyub: (( http://puu.sh/pRtR5/bbffa67a15.jpg
Emb: ((not spoder
: (( http://i.imgur.com/KvKxrJj.gifv Warning: Crabs. Not spiders. ))
: ((An absolutely alarming number of baby crabs.))
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Emb: ((holy shit
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Barchar: (jesus)
: http://imgur.com/gallery/a0016 ))
: (( http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/85aef3537d4f4952155a01a3e565a4f/200495432/Screen+Shot+2014-07-28+at+6.22.41+PM.png ))
Emb: ((lol
Emb: ((neither are spoders
qihyub: (( http://puu.sh/pRuga/956a4c608d.wav
qihyub: (( might be a bit loud
: (( http://i.imgur.com/EOGFH.jpg ))
Emb: ((not spoder
: http://www.siliconera.com/postgallery/?p_gal=444204|4
Emb: ((not spoder
: http://img15.deviantart.net/d24c/i/2009/186/b/d/penguin_cosplay_by_foxanime101.jpg
qihyub: https://i.imgur.com/moeAvWz.jpg
Emb: ((neither are spoder
: ((it's been quiet
Emb: ((yes
: ((Let's go on a quest to make Laharl drink windex))
Emb: ((why
qihyub: (( no
: ((It's his next drinking incident
: no [qihyub] is now no [].
Emb: ((that's wasting glass frosting
: (( no
: ((why
Emb: ((windex is glass frosting dood
Emb: ((glass is better with windex
: ((Bloo: nein nein nein nein nein
: (( http://i.imgur.com/1tTWV.png When /r/Tf2 has a bit too much fun ))
: (( nein
: ((no like
: ((why not
Emb: ((because we'll run out of glass frosting
: (( [url=http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a0/a0a617b0cb16658d43c1a8b8289979042741ca5f7e73a7eb1c5a6f5657fd5144.jpg]nein[/url]
Barchar: (nyet)
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Emb: ((whoops not spoders
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: no [] is now nein [].
Barchar: (*whistling Lemon Demon songs because I've become a fucking ffanboy in the past month or so)
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: (( the ultimate showdown
Barchar: (Pfft nah)
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Barchar: (I mean that's a good song but man if that's all you know from him that is not enough)
Barchar: (Which makes me sound like an elitist or osme shit but eh)
Barchar: (Right now what's in my head is Cabinet Man)
: ((So.))
: ((How's life
Emb: ((yes
Barchar: (it's sure existant)
DamnDude: (( That depends on your definition of life. ))
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: ((heya
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: ((I've discovered the wonderful world of kid's book cover parodies
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: (( [url=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/009/569/687.png]like this[/url] ))
Emb: ((wowie
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: (( [url=http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/indie-band-golden-book_640.jpg]and this[/url] ))
Smol Asriel: ((Ey i took a nap
: ((Ayy
: (('Eyy
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Emb: ((hello
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -awakens-[/color][/font]
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Emb: left a bit ago to bring the prinnies to her army and introduce them. She returns.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hey there~![/color][/font]
Emb: Hello. - She sits beside Sunny. - Oh, by the way, did I tell you about my second play?
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: How'd it go~?[/color][/font]
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Emb: shows her a medal. "Very well."
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: !!!![/color][/font]
Emb: And it was slice of life.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I'm actually afraid that if I go back ther---[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: WHAT!?[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: How did I miss it...[/color][/font]
: ((brb
Emb: It's okay.
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Smol Asriel: is sipping a hot chocolate
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: ((back
Emb: ((wb
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hopefully there's a sequel we could be in together.[/color][/font]
Emb: Maybe not sequl, but definitely another play.
Emb: ((sequel*
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Wait, can you tell me the plot of the play...?[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Or at least, a summary?[/color][/font]
Emb: Well, I was a prodigy, Fellby was the father, and Acastus was the teenager. I was working on a test, it turned out Acastus was taking drugs, Fellby and him had a conversation, and he ran away from home.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...that's not slice-of-life at all[/color][/font]
Emb: It started out that way, but it turned into drama.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Ah.[/color][/font]
Emb: It was [i]supposed[/i] to be slice of life though. But people liked it anyway.
Smol Asriel: is listening
Emb: Oh, hello.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Seems all the plays turn out diff-- Oh! Hi![/color][/font]
Emb: ((mfw bastion can't go windowed mode
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sees his hot chocolate- I like hot chocolate too...[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Ey
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
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Emb: ((hello, we're talking to asriel ;0;
Fanta: sleep for like all-
Fanta: FUCK
Emb: ((;-;
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: "Huh?"
Smol Asriel: "Oh.. yeah"
Smol Asriel: still has no eyes, so he's probably looking the wrong way
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It tastes even better with marshmallows...[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: "It does?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Here, want me to get some?[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: "Sure!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes and gets some. She places them in the hot chocolate.-[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: sips it with that, he smiles
Smol Asriel: "Thanks, it is better"
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Smol Asriel: ((Tri
Emb: ((hello
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Smol Asriel: ((My shit is fridays and saturdays now
Emb: ((okay
Smol Asriel: ((Are you actually there this time you cuck
Emb: ((probably
Smol Asriel: ((Bread
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: ((I might))
: ((Who knows))
Smol Asriel: ((u little bitch
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Barchar: (SWaturday might be a prob for me)
Fanta: fell asleep after saying that shit last night
Barchar: (cause i go to dnd sometimes on saturday)
Hywel: -He's awake, seeming mostly recovered.-
Hywel: -He heard it, btw.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -shows Emb a drawing. It's a drawing of Emb, but wearing cat ears.-[/color][/font]
Fanta: has been asleep all day
Fanta: awakens now
Barchar: is just...here. Not doing much. As fairly usual.
Hywel: "...Good afternoon.
Emb: ...Cute.
Fanta: "Mm.. so tired.."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gets out a gift box-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's for you![/color][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He and frisk are partaking in the not doing of much, now in the main room of the bar, just sitting on the couch, talking about nothing in particular.-
Fanta: "Sorry I fell asleep mid conversation.."
Emb: Wait, what?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -her floof tail wags-[/color][/font]
Hywel: "Not an issue."
Fanta: ad hasn't noticed the cripple gote hanging around the bar
Fanta: she looks worse
Emb: ...Okay... - She takes the box and opens it. -
Fanta: sits up, sneezing
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He has, but knowing that he used to be the cripple goats father that died makes his afraid to talk to him.-
Barchar: looks at Fanta. "Er...are you alright...?"
Hywel: "Need anything? I'm feeling better."
Fanta: is in the bedroom
Fanta: "Nah.. fine for now"
Fanta: "This does suck, it sucks a lot"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He does glance at Smolriel often, though.-
Hywel: "I know."
Hywel: "Gonna have to get used to this."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -it's identical cat ears to the ones from the picture.-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: [You got: Kitty Ears!][/color][/font]
Emb: ...Thank you?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I just thought you'd look cute wearing them is all...[/color][/font]
Fanta: he doesn't glance back, he doesn't even know he's the same AD
Emb: Oh. Alright.
Fanta: "Uggghh.."
Emb: puts them on, looking confused.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -That's what he's hoping for. That he doesn't know that he is the same one.-
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Hywel: "Yeah, yeah."
Emb: ((wait
Hywel: "You'll live."
Fanta: "I'm dying"
Fanta: "This is dying"
Emb: ((bio i have to choose pink bow or ears ;-;
Hywel: "No you're not."
Hywel: "That is recovering."
Hywel: "You get tired because you need more rest to hep fight the disease."
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: ((hep))
Emb: wears both for visual purposes, but wears pink bow for combat.
: ((well if Sunny got the ears it would be redundant
Fanta: coughs a lot
Hywel: "Gross."
Hywel: -Obvious joke.-
Hywel: -But still is kinda gross.-
Fanta: "Shush"
Fanta: "Do not heckle the dying"
Hywel: -He laughs a bit.-
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -her tail wags. It looks super soft and floofy...!-[/color][/font]
Fanta: "How's the horns treating ya?"
Emb: Thanks for the gift. Does it look good?
Hywel: "Purely cosmetic and we haven't been in public as of recent."
Hywel: "So I dunno."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]
Emb: Cool. Why did you give me this though?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It looks super cute on you~[/color][/font]
Fanta: "They're for attracting mates"
Fanta: "And goring your enemies"
Emb: I didn't know that could be reason enough. But okay.
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai guys))
Emb: ((hello
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Hywel: "Teue."
: True*
Hywel: "I don't feeeel like goring anybody though."
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: ((hi ce
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Fanta: "Not yet"
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Fanta: "But someday..."
Hywel: "What?"
Barchar: (MV can show up right about any time now methinks)
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Emb: ((i swear if they join right now
: ((and then we have
: ((seven people
: ((bloo isn't here though
Emb: ((and bio is phasing in and out of existance
Barchar: (yeahhh)
Barchar: (oy)
Barchar: (One problem with having like 9 people, and having no explanation if some of them aren't there)
Fanta: grabs hywel by the shoulder and waves her hand out in front of him
Hywel: "..."
Fanta: "Imagine... an army of evil vampires is approaching"
Fanta: "The only way to defeat them is by a stake to the heart"
Fanta: "What are you gonna do?"
Hywel: "That won't happen."
Fanta: "But it might!"
Fanta: "And you need to be prepared goddammit!"
Hywel: "No, but that won't happen."
Fanta: "But what would you do?"
Fanta: "You'd have the type advantage and a +6 accuracy multiplier from your horns alone"
Fanta: sounds drowzy
Hywel: "What."
Fanta: "You roll an 8"
Fanta: "The vampires are closing in"
Hywel: "Fanta what the hell are you talking about."
Fanta: "Vampire preparedness"
Hywel: "No, but... Okay nevermind."
Hywel: "It still wouldn't happen."
Fanta: "This is the multiverse, anything.. can.."
Fanta: fell asleep mid sentence
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Hywel: "You tir- welp."
Hywel: "Goodnight I guess."
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Fanta: snaps back awake, "Wha!"
Fanta: "What was I saying?"
Hywel: "Good afternoon again."
Hywel: "Vampires."
Fanta: "Where?"
Hywel: "No, you were talking about them."
Fanta: "Are you the vampire?"
Fanta: touches his fangs
Hywel: "Now."
: No*
Fanta: "Ok"
Fanta: leans on him
Hywel: "Maybe."
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Fanta: "I knew it"
Fanta: "Those fangs are too long to be not-vampirey"
: ((ffs can't we just not bring some people))
: ((I literally just pubbed on tf2 for like, two hours, and we're still waiting))
Hywel: -He nibbles at her neck.-
Emb: ((brb
Fanta: fake pleads for help against the vampire
Barchar: (I dunno dude)
Fanta: ((Frisky's gone
Barchar: (I don't want to leave MV out of iit)
Fanta: ((They can join halfway through like i did
Hywel: "Heh..."
: (MV won't show up until like, 8.))
Fanta: feels her own mouth
Fanta: "Noooo you made me a vampire too"
: ((Its why whenever MV is involved in an arc, we usually have to wait until 8 for everyone to show up.))
Barchar: (yeah)
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: ((And then we all fall asleep halfway through it))
Barchar: (yeah...)
: ((hmmm))
Hywel: "Get wrecked."
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Fanta: nibbles at his neck now
Hywel: "Hey, that's not how it works"
: ((i guess we can wait until like 6:00 PM my time
Fanta: "Dammit it doesn't work on other vampires"
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: ((hi bio))
: ((Like, I don't want to skip MV))
Barchar: (yeaah)
Fanta: "Now what do we do"
: ((But I don't want to piss off anybody by waiting and waiting))
Fanta: "My stomach's makin the rumblies"
Fanta: "That only blood can satisfy"
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, like, MV was one of the few to actually come to both sessions of chapter 1))
Hywel: "And Food."
Fanta: "That too"
: ((MV is always in everything, because we always make sure to wait for them))
: ((Always))
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: ((Like, i've seen you fucks literally change an entire date because MV couldn't show))
Barchar: (we like MV)
Barchar: (And we probably changed that date because he was somehow important)
: ((Like I know MV likes PMD))
Fanta: ((MV missed a joytale day i think
: ((And MV is cool))
: ((But we have to skip them if they don't show up))
: ((Also they*
: ((You said he))
Fanta: ((I've ran like 6 arcs so far counting the current one
Fanta: ((Wowee
Barchar: (dammit)
Barchar: (and holy shit slarv)
Fanta: ((Ghost, trial, gregory house(which I still have day 2 of if anyone's interested since nance is barely here), joytale, xeno-thing, and this
: ((wew
Fanta: ((wew
Barchar: (and then there's the second ghost thing thats on hold)
Fanta: "Since you're better now I suppose you're my slave now"
Fanta: ((Oh yeah that
Emb: ((back
Fanta: ((I totally didn't.. forget completely about that
Hywel: "Guess so."
: ((I wish we could ping people on here))
Fanta: scratches his spots
Fanta: ((@everyone
Hywel: -He smiles and snuggles.-
Barchar: (Yeah I kinda do too)
Fanta: when the gf scratches just right
Barchar: (I mean, even the pms are soft notifications. That's just lame)
Fanta: ((https://i.imgur.com/HpTeOvs.jpg
Fanta: "Your first command is to scratch me good"
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Hywel: -He do.-
Fanta: purrs and leans in
Fanta: points to another spot
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Fanta: "There too"
Hywel: -He does so.-
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: ((fucking finally mv))
Fanta: purrs more, her foot twitches a bit
: ((hi))
Fanta: continues scratching the hywel
Hellaton: ((i was eating dinner and sending my gf a gay message
Barchar: (hi mv)
: ((ok cool))
Barchar: (is it gay if it's not technically the same gender)
: ((LAHARL))
: ((God forbid you send a straight message))
Hellaton: ((also, im so happy you guys like me
: ((I SUMMON Y--
: ((nvm
Barchar: (BLOO)
Hellaton: ((its not a gender if its gay
: ((that's good!))
: ((Its not gay if its agender))
Hellaton: ((im not just agender, im gaygender
: ((we do like you <3
: ((On the flipside))
Emb: ((we like you :)
Hellaton: ((:)
: ((If it's agender, everything is gay))
Barchar: (ya dude, like, I like Slarv and Chime a lot, but like)
Barchar: (idk you're cool)
Emb: ((do we not all like everyone
: ((flame do you like me))
Fanta: ((Bread is my bitch
Hellaton: ((you guys are so nice to me my body cant handle it
Fanta: ((But in a cool way
: ((You))
Emb: ((don't climax
: ((are you okay))
: ((Fuck))
Barchar: (No frisky fuck you)
CryingEevee OOC: ((get down, MV is gonna explode!))
Hellaton: ((im ok
Barchar: (nah you're cool jk)
: ((okay good
Fanta: ((I've trained him
: ((also thanks!))
Hellaton: ((im just not used to genuine kindness in such high quantity
Barchar: (Fanta is slowly enslaving hywel)
: ((So MV, we've acquied a unanimous decision to put Prinnies in every single fucking arc somehow))
Barchar: (soon she'll just brainwash him because she's a fucking weirdo)
Hellaton: ((oh my god
: ((This is why me and Frisky shouldn't have a midnight conod))
: ((condo))
Hellaton: ((do it tho
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, when did that happen?))
: ((A Prinny will be an optional party member))
: (([i]optional[/i]
: ((It started with discussing Prinny weaponry))
Hellaton: ((also: force mv into every arc
Fanta: ((Laharl and Frisky in a condo at midnight~
: ((Because Frisky wanted a knife, and I go 'lol prinny knives'))
Hellaton: ((laharls ace you butt
: ((Just fucking snowballed from there))
: ((Slarvath, Laharl would shank me in a condo))
Fanta: ((Kinky
: ((Then take a bath in my blood
: ((Kek))
Fanta: ((Kinkier
Hellaton: ((or ignore you while playing video games
Fanta: ((Whoa
: ((^
: ((yep))
: ((I have literally done that irl))
Fanta: ((That's sick
Fanta: ((Yall are sick
Hellaton: ((im basing this off of that sim pic
: ((Like, my two friends have made out on my couch next to me before while i'm playing the new Disgaea on Ps4))
Barchar: (oh okay)
: ((okay so we have seven people rn))
Barchar: (I thought you meant the blood thing)
: ((bloo probably won't be here))
Barchar: (BLOO AND BIO)
Barchar: (I SUMMON THEE)
: ((true))
: ((I've bathed in red whine vinegar before))
: ((Does that count))
Emb: ((whine
: ((Yes))
Barchar: (yes)
Fanta: ((My friend and his girlfriend fucked in a tent while I was at his house one time
Hellaton: ((ive drank blood before does that count
Fanta: ((And he was 15
: ((yes
Hellaton: ((ok cool
: ((south park af
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah frisky, i never did finish the personality of your sim cause you didn't say what you wanted.))
Fanta: as hywel does more scratching, her foot twitches more
Fanta: has her head back, purring happily
Hywel: "I'm not gonna stop."
: ((make me a manipulative asshole
: ((idk what traits they are but make it similar to it
Fanta: "Why is my foot doing that"
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll do my best, so you'll have the evil trait for sure))
Hywel: "I don't know the reason, but it's normal."
Fanta: "You don't do that"
Fanta: it keeps twitching
Fanta: does hywel search for another spot
Hellaton: ((if you make a sim of my gf, she has zarya hair and shes fat and she has glasses and her nickname is robin and i love her!! also shes creative and loving and flirty and a dork and oh my [i]god i love her so much[/i]
Hywel: -Ye.-
Emb: ((so are we doing pmd?
Hellaton: ((see, in games like tomodachi life or the sims, it's "buy one magevaati, get smolspeño free"
Fanta: he finds one on her neck, she's achieved nuclear purr, kicking her leg slightly
Hellaton: ((sur
: ((yes
Fanta: "Mmmhhh..."
Emb: ((yay
: ((we're waiting only a lil' bit longer))
Emb: ((4 minutes?
Hywel: "That place good?"
: ((well slarvath seems busy making ad his slave
Emb: ((well, now 3
Fanta: "Verryyy gooood"
Emb: ((oh okay
Fanta: ((Start whenever
Fanta: ((I can multitask
Fanta: ((And he's already my slave
: ((Okay))
: ((I gtg))
Barchar: (I bet Slarv is secretly getting off on this)
Emb: ((bye laharl
Barchar: (WELL FUCK)
Fanta: ((secretly?
Emb: ((rip
: ((Why the fuck does this happen whenever we have to wait))
: ((secretly?))
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: ((fuckkkkkkkkkk
: ((You honk Slarv is hiding getting off to it?))
: Think*
Emb: ((you honk
Hellaton: ((shit
Emb: ((well rip
Emb: ((don't worry 6 is still a number
Hellaton: ((so is pi
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Emb: ((YES
: ((Talked my way out of it tho))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you filthy memelord))
Hellaton: ((oh my god you cum bucket good one
: ((I knew it
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Emb: ((thank rare pepe
: ((So one more minute
: ((nvm
Emb: ((lol
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Hywel: "Well, I can look for a better place."
: ((So uh
: ((Wanna start now
Fanta: "Keep scratching all the spots thooough.."
Emb: ((yes
Emb: ((we have 3 people in arc room bc we're ready
Hywel: -He tried to do that.-
: Tries*
: ((ok
: ((Present, dood.))
Emb: ((git in the arc reactor dood
: ((Slarv
: ((Get in
Barchar: (Slarv stop wanking off to slace hywel and get in arc reactor)
Fanta: ((Dead sea scrolls or book of invincibility
: ((Get the fuck in the car
Emb: ((invincibility
: ((Book of shadows))
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: ((Dead Sea scrolls suck))
Emb: ((BLOOO
: ((Bloo
: ((Arc reactor
: (( K
: ((We're about to start
Fanta: he can keep those with one hand while searching for another
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Jocasta: ((hey waht's up everyone it's chim1kal
Jocasta: ((today we're playing msparp
Jocasta: ((let's do this shit
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Chime: ((you're all doing pokemon aren't you
: [Right as you got here]
: [Literally RIGHT as you got here]
: [We starter]
Chime: ((i figured
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Chime: ((it's fine, i'll find something to do
Hywel: -Well, he attempts that.-
Chime: ((i found a nice white wig so i'm gonna attempt to detangle it
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Fanta: there's another spot just above her tail, the last one
Hywel: -He scratches there.-
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Fanta: her leg has gone full kick now, she leans into them even more
Fanta: u done good
Fanta: ((i got to the womb as azazel with a fuckton of health
Fanta: ((I have this weird item that makes my shots stay there as a red swirly for a bit and then fire
Chime: ((oh yeah, forgot to mention, i noodled around my sims game to see if i could do some stuff - didn't do it in any of our characters houses, i was just experimenting
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Chime: ((i learned two things
Hywel: -He scratches all the best spots.-
Chime: ((one: i can safely utilize bunk beds
Fanta: you have melted the fanta
Chime: ((two: even if two normal humans have a kid, they're most likely gonna have weird skin and/or hair
: ((That is ludivicho and brimstone))
Fanta: as best a non-amalgam can melt, she has melted into the scratches
Fanta: ((I love and hate it
Fanta: ((Love it because it does a FUCKLOAD
Hywel: "That good?"
Fanta: ((And hate it because it's hella hard to use
Fanta: "Soooo gooood"
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Fanta: rolls over so he can scratch better, the leg still going
Hywel: -He scratches at a rate of a lot of scratch./
Fanta: she's drooling a bit
Hywel: "Taht good?
Fanta: "Mmmmmm..."
Hywel: -He goes even faster.-
Fanta: she lets out a smol bleat
Fanta: then she's like 'what'
Hywel: "That's adorable."
Hywel: "That is so adorable.@
Fanta: is confused
Fanta: "I didn't know I could even make that souns"
Fanta: *sound
Hywel: "Well it's adorable."
Fanta: "You were scratching so good I reverted to primal goat for a second"
Hywel: -He snuggles.-
Fanta: snuggles back
Fanta: ((Ok fuck that ludivicho
Fanta: ((Made those blood worm enemies in the womb quite literally impossible to hit
Fanta: ((So I had to wait for seraphim to beat them
Fanta: ((And die
: ((kek))
Fanta: "I can't believe I bleated.."
Hywel: "It was adorable."
Fanta: attempts to do it again, she can't
Fanta: "I can't even do it again"
Hywel: "Yep."
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Hywel: "Surprised you haven't done that during sex."
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Fanta: "Bleat? Or scratch?"
Hywel: "Bleat."
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Fanta: "I dunno"
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Fanta: "Maybe it's just a scratching thing"
: ((heya