: *

Hellaton: ....

Hoopa W.: * He blinks. "I don't see why not!"

: Note:Most things with more stomache tolerance than a human will survive netherworld liquor.

Jocasta: -In case you forgot, this sounds like your average moeblob swearing like a sailor-

: They might get third-degree burns.

Smol Asriel: filthy casul

: "5 G, Hl, or currency equivalent!"

: "+10 for every level!"

: "What level Prinny you want?"

: She quieeetly slide a bottle of liquor, with literal hellfire inside of it, onto the counter.

: It's got a 1G/Hl price tag.

Hoopa W.: "Well, what level is useful to me?"

Smol Asriel: wheels over to where he thinks the machine is

Jocasta: sillldes the coin over to Sicily.

Jocasta: Thank you!

: "Level 1 can do most household chores, Level 10s can reliably fight off a robber, and level 100 can destroy an arm of mortals!"

: She hands the liquor to Jocasta shamelessly.

Smol Asriel: uses the voice recognizer on it

Hellaton: ...

Smol Asriel: "One cup of chocolate"

Smol Asriel: recieves his favorite drink and wheels back to near the couch

: Lets hope Jocasta has a good stomache, that shit burns.

Jocasta: starts to chug the bottle of alcohol. "Man... leading a fleet of space pirates is tough!"

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: "I met some space pirates once."

Jocasta: is a cosmic toddler. Like, made from cosmic energy.

Smol Asriel: sips it

: In Disgaea D2, you can get attacked by pirates in the item world.

Smol Asriel: ((The starbaby

: I wish I was fucking joking.

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Smol Asriel: ((From 2001

: ((I try to imagine Jocasta))

: ((And all I get is one of those wisp things from the sunken ship in Okami))

: ((But with pink hair))

Hoopa W.: "Hmm, I could go for level 10 then." He pulls out a ring, pulls out somebody's wallet pretending that it's his own, and hands the G to Sicily.

Hellaton: ...

Jocasta: ((jocasta has lavender hair

: That's about 105 GF.

: ((Huh, close enough))

Hoopa W.: * That it is.

: "Alrighty! Pleasure doing business with you." She slides the Prinny across the table. It yells out a 'DOOD!'

Smol Asriel: ((Prinnys say dood

Smol Asriel: ((10/10

: Logically, a Prinny would be a Ghost/Water type for reference.

Hoopa W.: "Righto!" He glances at the Prinny. "Can you please come with me?"

: * Yeah.

: "You're the boss now!" He follows happily.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Jocasta: ((think cosmic mario, only toddler-shaped with a diamond-shaped mask that works as her face, lavender scene hair, and wearing a mike wazowski hoodie

: * I could make the Prinny join you fucks in battle

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fuko Ibuki [Fuko Ibuki].

Hoopa W.: "Okay!" He pulls out a ring and floats down into it, and assuming the Prinny follows, it drops in as well. The ring closes.

: (( http://s1.tsuki-board.net/pics/figure/big/68911.jpg Miyu picks this thing up somehow ))

Fuko Ibuki: ((I should give her a hat

: [Check the Disgaea Wiki for the wonderfully creatively titled attacks Prinnies use]

Fuko Ibuki: ((Her design now is kinda meh

Fuko Ibuki: ((I'm not really feeling it

: [Like 'Prinny Barrage' 'Prinny Dance' and 'Prinny Bomb']

: [I would suggest for a fourth move you do the almighty Pringer Beam.]

: [Topkek]

: [Holy shit I should try to get a Prinny in one of the arcs]

: [Like give it actual stats and shit]

Hellaton: decides to go to bed gnight

Hellaton: ((gn

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Fuko Ibuki: ((Gn

Jocasta: hums to herself as she drinks.

: Fuko Ibuki [Fuko Ibuki] is now King of Succ [King of Succ].

King of Succ: the KoS wanders in

: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a5/8a/e7/a58ae73ce4e4930f722223ba180df211.jpg Blue sweater can mean anything ))

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

: "Wanna buy a prinny?"

: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.

King of Succ: "Nah fam"

King of Succ: an aura of dankness spreads throughout the bar

: ((I can give it motherfucking Prinny moves))

: ((And make them replace some moves

Jocasta: ...

King of Succ: looking at him makes your memes turnt af 👌😂💯

: ((Prinny Barrage: Normal, 60 Base Power))

Jocasta: stares deep into the King of Succ's eyes.

: ((Prinny Dance: Ghost, 30 Base Power, inflicts random status effects

King of Succ: is wearing dank sunglasses

: ((Prinny Bomb: Water, 90 Base Power))

Jocasta: -Well, shit.-

King of Succ: "Whaddedo blood?"

: ((Pringer Beam: Ghost, 120 Base Power, recharge next turn))

Jocasta: ... Huh?

King of Succ: takes them off and winks

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

: ((Pringer Beam is the new Hyper Beam))

: She offers to sell Grillby a prinny.

King of Succ: has a backwards white baseball cap, jimmies, meme shirt, and a gold chain

Grillby: -He has no interest in a prinny.-

: "C'mon, it can work a kitchen!"

: "Big Bro uses them to work his bar sometimes."

: Of course Laharl owns a bar, he owns half the fucking netherworld.

King of Succ: sits at the bar and smokes weed

Jocasta: drinks her liquor.

: The bottle screams when opened.

: Like all good liquor.

Jocasta: this is good shit

King of Succ: "This is turnt af"

King of Succ: "💯🔥🔥"

Jocasta: Yeeeeaaah!

King of Succ: just said '100 emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji'

King of Succ: is cancer

: ((Do I have the ability to name the Prinny))

Jocasta: isn't letting him know just yet.

: [Hoopa could logically rename the prinny]

King of Succ: by being next to him you feel dano

: [If he visited the Dark Assembly]

King of Succ: *dank

: [And did it in the Name of Hoopa Whiskington under the Netherworld Amendment of Names]

: [Can't he command the Prinny to respond to a certain name]

King of Succ: you wanna browse reddir mayneys fpr mpwus

: [Luckily, all these instructions are printed on the back of the Prinny's satchel]

King of Succ: dornothing bot tbat

: [Won't be the name on his stats make]

Jocasta: is starting to feel a buzz. Hooray for drunk toddlers.

: [He'll just be Prinny, then]

: [Casual reminder everybody is still sleeping currently]

King of Succ: leaves

Jocasta: -An armless robot comes in and retrieves her boss.-

: King of Succ [King of Succ] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

: [Can we just turn the entire PMD crew into Prinnies]

: [lol]

: [Pokemon Mystery Disgaea]

: [Imagine Relic as a Prinny]

: [A German Prinny]

Jocasta: ((gn everyone

: [Those exist]

: ((gn

: Jocasta [Jocasta] disconnected.

: [Seriously, theres a prinny named Kurtis]

: [Has a German accent]

: [Oh wow]

: [I can legit throw the PMD cast into weird situations if I wanted to]

: [Or they can be a reoccuring cast of characters]

: [I can confirm a mini-boss will be the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man]

Smol Asriel: finishes his chocolate and sits back down with prinny dad and plushie mom

: [Dude i'll totally operate a boss bottle for ya consisting of a Prinny Squad that has accidently made it's way into the PMD universe]

: [M8]

: "...Kid, I can sell ya another Prinny."

: [That can also be a mini-boss]

: Sicily is feeling real guilt just watching this Smazzy.

Smol Asriel: "Just one is fine.. and I don't have money"

: [Mini-bosses are secret, non-serious bosses]

: There is an audible heartbreak noise.

: [Some are easy to find, some are not so easy to find]

Smol Asriel: rip sicily

: Sicily is wondering if anyone would care if she straight up adopts this mofo

: [Huge things like the SPMM are not easy to find]

: Old enough for it, looks like he'd make a rad business side partner.

Smol Asriel: has been living off the machine's stuff for days

: [Tell me when and where and I can swap off Relic to be a boss as PRINNY DOOD]

: [Look up 'Pringer X']

: [Thats a usable boss]

: "So kid, got parents?"

Smol Asriel: "Uh... Yeah but.. they left"

: [Holy fuck]

: [That's amazing]

Smol Asriel: "Dad sees me every now and then... Mom I haven't seen in months..."

: "..."

: "Huh."

Smol Asriel: cuddles up to his prinny more

: "Thats..."

: Oh if this goes any farther she is legally making this kid a fucking demon. She will literally put this kid in a castle.

: [I might save Pringer X for until the postgame]

: [The postgame is after you finish the main story and everybody takes a damn break of course]

Smol Asriel: is content to leave it at that, he doesn't like talking about them

: [That's when I can unleash hell]

: "...So."

Smol Asriel: ((Laharl is there a disgaea for vita

: [A Pringer X boss sounds amazing]

: [Disgaea 1, 2 and both Prinny games, I believe for Vita theres 3 and 4]

Smol Asriel: ((Bcuz id play it on that

Smol Asriel: ((Kewl

: [Amd Disgaea D2]

Smol Asriel: ((I've been meaning to try one, dunno which

: "...So..."

: [Disgaea 1 and D2 star Laharl]

: [D2 is when Sicily is introduced]

: "...Wanna be a prinny?"

: "Like, I can legally hook you up with the Prinny class."

Smol Asriel: ((Is this one of those series where '2' doesn't mean 2

: "Get you a pay."

Smol Asriel: "U-uh... I mean they're cute but.. no"

: ((Alternate netherworlds, Laharl and co will appear in 2 3 4 etc))

: ((But they wont get the starring roles like before))

: "...Hm."

Smol Asriel: ((Ok

: ((Disgaea 1 imo is the best one))

: ((D2 is also pretty good))

Smol Asriel: ((Ill try d2 if its on vita

: ((Simply because Laharl, Flonne, and Etna are better characters than any of those other fucking weebs))

: ((And Disgaea 2 3 4 and 5 make everything overly complicated))

: ((It's possible to play the games out of order, they're all different))

Smol Asriel: ((It's like the tales series, i've been meaning to play them but haven't

Smol Asriel: ((Although tales looks pretty damn boring when it comes to the newer games

: ((I want to try a Disgaea game sometime))

Smol Asriel: is snuggling prinny as best he can without using his legs

: That prinny can literally function as a parent.

: The damn thing works hard enough to land a wage, could probably support an entire house's worth of chores on its own.

Smol Asriel: a better one than his

: ((Laharl: I'll sell my thousand year old Windex and I'll gift you Disgaea PC, heard people in the black market do this kind of shit))

: ((Slarv: Sweet

: ((Disgaea PC is 15 bucks))

: ((Lol))

Smol Asriel: he would ask it, but he still has a tiny bit of hope left for dad

: ((It's cheap AF))

Smol Asriel: that dad doesn't fully hate him, that is

: Fuck that thing is literally obligated to dhwatever the fuck you want it do.

: ((Laharl: I can literally sell my windex and I can gift you the game))

: ((Well its on sale right now))

Smol Asriel: just wants it to snuggle rn

: ((Ahh))

Smol Asriel: ((I used all my money

: Good, prinnies are good for sn uggling and using as pillows.

Smol Asriel: ((And apparently the port is ass

Smol Asriel: ((According to laharl senpai

: ((A windex 32 ounce bottle can be bought for 22 dollars))

: ((You can literally sell that on ebay))

: ((Port is ass, I mean the controls are))

Smol Asriel: ((My pc is shit tho

: ((And buy another Disgaea PC

: ((It's effectively just Disgaea 1 on ps2 but with voice acting and shitty controls))

: ((Damn, my PS2 is broken))

: ((I think))

: ((Actually it isn't

: ((But I can deal with shit controls

Smol Asriel: is falling asleep, it's hard to tell without eyes

: ((Alright))

Smol Asriel: just looks like he's sitting there silently

: ((Just, whatever you do))

: ((Don't buy it on Ds))

: (( https://www.google.com/search?q=windex&client=ms-android-americamovil-us&sa=X&biw=320&bih=452&tbs=vw:l&tbm=shop&prmd=sinv&srpd=6931377105799540640&prds=num:1,of:1,epd:8752099574292601931,paur:ClkAsKraX9V6yA1vIEj0-pxZoFqyPDNCtYJvabYk2V3cGiAIJhOLCore2zwz_8Xv3NnLccpOMfzHFuC99Dq-7ibYQBOMlU8gi1PIIgZqmgFtXlUPGSLeyWiSSBIZAFPVH73m-0jBRoBiUTTH_bo92vE78NicOA,cid:3594999277658943629&ved=0ahUKEwiFkrv70NvNAhVH6oMKHfOaCVwQgjYIsAMwAA&ei=Jkt7V4XnCMfUjwTztabgBQ

DamnDude: (( I'm buying it on DS ))

: ((They fucked up one thing on DS: They didnt voice act anything))

: ((Gotcha

: ((So the entire game your characters))

: ((Are just mute assholes))

: ((In combat, outside of combat, everywhere))

Smol Asriel: ((Like most rpg

Smol Asriel: ((Oh my

Smol Asriel: ((No DOOD?

: ((Except the story makes the game SO GOOD))

: ((When I get the money I guess I'll buy Disgaea PC))

: ((Hilariously, the only voice acting is the 'PRINNY DOOD!' when you start it nup))

Smol Asriel: ((I want dood

Smol Asriel: ((👌

: ((Like, if you're getting it on Ds, you might as well just watch a youtube play for all the good times you'll have))

: ((And be prepared to grind your ass off))

: ((Like, I mean grind it so hard))

DamnDude: (( So, has Delta reappeared in the /r/undertale RP since yesterday ))

Smol Asriel: ((Yes

Smol Asriel: ((Delta never left

DamnDude: (( Oh my ))

Smol Asriel: ((He's rping a death note oc now

Smol Asriel: ((AND I STILL

DamnDude: (( Oh... my? ))

Smol Asriel: ((CSNT FUCKINT USE SHOE'S POWER

Smol Asriel: ((BECAUSE HE LEAVES NO BODIES

Smol Asriel: ((It's called W

DamnDude: (( Y? ))

: ((So are we literally putting a prinny in every arc now))

: ((Like, I want to put a prinny in every single persons arc somewhere))

Smol Asriel: ((Haven't seen much of it, but it's W

Smol Asriel: ((I'll be sure to add a prinny

: ((The hidden prinny))

Smol Asriel: ((Luz sells a prinny

Smol Asriel: ((There we go

DamnDude: (( Hidden Boss ))

: ((Can Miyu 'buy' the prinny, and then fight it, and upon killing get a Prinny hat that boosts speed and AtK))

Smol Asriel: ((Maybe

Smol Asriel: ((Luz is in chapter 4

Smol Asriel: ((You're in chapter 1

: ((The Prinny in PMD can become a literal party member))

: ((2))

Smol Asriel: ((I changed it to 10 chapters

: ((That you can take with you))

DamnDude: (( Also, Slar, am I just spectator for your arc now ))

Smol Asriel: ((You can join at chapters 3, 4, and 6 if you wish

: ((Muff had to take Nathan Drake's stats on the fly since we thought you were gone))

Smol Asriel: ((You'll be playing an OC

DamnDude: (( OK nevermind ))

Smol Asriel: ((Dont wanna play an oc, k

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

DamnDude: (( I mean, I'm already a character that isn't mine in Reborn ))

DamnDude: (( I kinda want to limit it to that ))

Smol Asriel: ((Ok

: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.

Smol Asriel: ((Well, if someone resigns you can have their spot

Smol Asriel: ((Otherwise that's the only way to join, sorry

: ((Reborns on hold))

: ((Laharl, do you want to RP the PMD Prinny?))

: ((Since Episode 16 is- yeah))

: ((Or should I do it

: ((I'll RP the PrINNY))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

DamnDude: (( Well, I'm offically doing nothing other than Roshi and Azazel for awhile then ))

: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.

Smol Asriel: ((Azazel is underpowered pls buff

Smol Asriel: ((Give long range brimstone and marked and 4 hearts and it will be perfect

: ((Okay, good))

: ((I don't know how to RP a Prinny that well becaUSE I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE GAMES

DamnDude: (( Because Rush and Lua are in a position where they had to do something in the arc for them to be usable consistently, and I wasn't gonna bring ND until after my arc, but you all know what happened with that ))

Smol Asriel: ((I was looking forward to nathan drake snootle booping people

: ((Why do we call him his full fucking name))

: ((Nathan Drake))

: ((I haven't heard him called Nathan once))

DamnDude: (( Because I said his full name for people to know who he was and he stayed his full name apparently ))

Smol Asriel: ((Because he's nathan drake

DamnDude: (( Uncharted 4 Spoilers: [spoiler]Nathan Drake isn't even his real name[/spoiler] ))

Smol Asriel: ((It's nathan ricardio gomez

Smol Asriel: ((So use that from now on

DamnDude: (( More UC4 Spoilers: [spoiler]His real name is Nathan Morgan[/spoiler] ))

Smol Asriel: and... He's asleep

Smol Asriel: he snores a tiny bit

: ((In the final boss fight of UC4 he was called Nathan Drake for a few sentences))

: ((That's all I'll say))

Smol Asriel: is now 10 year old gote

Smol Asriel: how time flies

DamnDude: (( Last bit of spoilers: [spoiler]ND basically illegally got his name changed when he was younger, but his real last name is Morgan[/spoiler] ))

: ((Imagine if Laharl accidentally uses the german accent replacements for the Prinny))

DamnDude: (( Oh my ))

: ((It would be impossible if he used shortcuts though))

Smol Asriel: he has a nice dream, his ear twitches a bit

: (Or I make it a fucking german prinny for the hell of it))

: ((I don't want another German piece of shit))

: ((What if it's an aussie Prinny

: ((Or a British Prinny

: ((Nah, regular Prinny))

: ((Right))

: (("NOOOOOT NOOOOOT"

: (("Since your fight with my cousin really didn't go so well, I brought in some help!"))

: (("DOOOOOOOD DOOOOOOD"

: (("Dood!"))

: ((Everybody is just like))

: (("What"))

Smol Asriel: ((Noot doot

: ((Oh, and hopefully Tri and Flame will be here tomorrow))

: ((So we don't have another Auron and Sterling only chapter

: (("Also, my cousin has uh...in her words!"))

: (('I'm too tired from beating zis lucario's ass across the yard, the penguin vill take mein place'))

: ((The Prinny starts beating the shit out of Lucario))

: ((Ghost type))

: ((True))

: ((Immune to literally fucking everything but Metal Claw))

: ((Prinny would wreck the shit out fo him))

: ((Honestly I can't justify water type so just make him a ghost lol))

: ((I wanted to be a ghost anyway, but I hated chandelure))

: ((To prevent you having to RP both Relic and the Prinny, I'll make it optional whether to bring him or not))

: ((It depends on the place you're going))

: ((I'll like, rotate them around depending on which one gets brought))

: ((Yeah))

: ((Plus, I don't think I could keep that fucking german accent going for an entire arc))

Smol Asriel: ((Can't wait to get more blazefire time

: ((Say, if everybody's going to go to a place filled with bugs))

Smol Asriel: ((Despite everything, blazefire is a serious character

: ((Bring the penquin.))

: ((Harlepenquin ))

Smol Asriel: ((And he's gonna be fun

: ((Or Penguin))

: ((Or Prinquin

: ((Lets, NOT bring the psychic type to Bugville))

: ((Right))

: ((Bring the motherfucking ghost type so the nazi doesn't get her ass kicked))

: ((Only problem is, you miss out on heal pulsing teammates))

: ((Right))

: ((Unless you want the Prinny to be able to do what Prinnies in Disgaea do best:))

: ((That's a con))

: ((Using their turn to heal with a fucking pack of gum in the inventory or some shit))

: ((Seriously, Ultima the Prinny has been 90% of the time used as either a Grenade or just thrown out to heal some other fuck with a healing item))

: ((In mini-boss/boss fights that would be useful))

: ((Lol Prinny explodes upon losing all his HP))

: ((Taking 50 HP off whatever hit him))

: ((Does the Prinny ever come back))

: ((I mean, Prinnies are pretty easy to bring back))

: ((True))

: ((You could either: Buy another one, revive it with some cold hars ca$h))

: ((Or just wait a day and the fucker will probably show up on your doorstep))

: ((I'm hoping we can have at least five people in Chapter 2))

: ((Like, Erron probably won't be there

: ((Also a low chance of Bloo being there as well))

Smol Asriel: ((You have the best mon

: ((I said this to DD, but theres two people I would trust to show up no matter what, and thats it))

: ((Chime, who will ALWAYS be there, and if not will give you warning ATLEAST a week in advance

: And Frisky, who might bitch a bit but they'll be there))

: ((Right))

: ((MV might show up but they have a tendency to pop in at 8 at fucking night))

: ((I like to know when things happen))

: ((DD will be there if you schedule it and let him know usually))

: ((And when I do it's almost 99% guaranteed that I'll be there))

: ((Slarv will only be there if they feel like it, but they're usually not too 'plot-integral' like Chime's characters usually are))

Smol Asriel: ((Speaking of scheduling

: ((See: Satan Chatotfucker))

Smol Asriel: ((Imma say saturdays are my shit

: ((I wouldn't bet on Yazan being there unless you schedule pretty early in the morning))

: ((Right))

Smol Asriel: ((Or on friday or saturday

: ((I'm cool, how about we do like))

Smol Asriel: ((AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET TO THE PLOT SOON YAY

: ((Well, now, see, Slarv's arc is gonna be long))

: ((So maybe scheduling more than once a week would be good))

Smol Asriel: ((Less long now

: ((PMD might be longer))

: ((Still, gon' be kinda long))

: ((Like seriously))

Smol Asriel: ((I can do fridays and saturdays

: ((Same for PMD.))

Smol Asriel: ((For yaz

: ((Slarv gets weekends maybe?))

: ((I was kind of betting on Slarv doin' something on Wednesday, but tch))

Smol Asriel: ((Oh no i have to rework shit for at least a week

: ((I can do Tuesdays and Fridays, maybe even Thursdays if the chapter isn't too much))

Smol Asriel: ((Like, gimme 4 more days and maybe i'll be ready

: ((Lol Tuseday, Thursday, Friday could be reserved for if Frisky needs to do something))

: Sicily is still selling Prinnies.

: ((Right))

: ((I can do Tuesdays and Thursdays))

Smol Asriel: ((Kewl

: ((Maybe Sunday if I feel like it))

Smol Asriel: ((Alao frisky

: ((Yes?))

Smol Asriel: ((You wanna know something cool

Smol Asriel: ((Mezza cooks food

Smol Asriel: ((With a knife

: ((Yes))

: ((Steal))

: ((Knife))

: ((Now))

: ((I can politely ask though))

Smol Asriel: ((>inb4 you give it to emb instead

: ((Frisk can go into knife debt))

Smol Asriel: ((You're gonna start getting fuckin bombarded with items

Smol Asriel: ((Like it aint no fuckin thing

: ((So basically PMD days are Tuesdays and Thursdays, sometimes even Sundays))

: ((Subject to change))

Smol Asriel: ((Now that i'm going linear i'm giving you all the shit yoy would have gotten fron doing side quests and shit just from looking around in the rooms and fighting people

: ((Ah, cool))

: ((And Fridays are reserved for when I do cool shit))

: ((I'm sure I can have Miyu be a shit 10 year old with main character hoarding syndrome))

: ((and grab the knife))

: ((So Frisky doesn't have to steal it))

: ((Right))

Smol Asriel: ((I'm kinda sad you won't get to become insurance salesmen or undercover the meme cartel

: ((Miyu can give it to Frisk

Smol Asriel: ((But eh

: ((We can.))

: ((In Le Freeroam))

: ((You can do Freeroam when we're bored))

Smol Asriel: ((Its mission based now doe

: ((True but))

Smol Asriel: ((I guess i'll have them as side missions

: ((I'm imagining the 'salesman' as Miyu and Emb standing ontop of eachother in a trenchcoat))

: ((Yep))

: ((Frisk is the lady that attracts people))

: ((HEY FRISKY GUESS WHAT THE PRINNY'S SIGNATURE WEAPON IS))

: ((WHAT))

Smol Asriel: ((I like mt cast of characters for the game because i can do funny kid stuff and one of the kids is an awful awful person

: (( http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/366283084948844128/93448088217244FFFD412474AA23B9407A0FE2AF/?interpolation=lanczos-none&output-format=jpeg&output-quality=95&fit=inside%7C637:358&composite-to=*,*%7C637:358&background-color=black LOL PRINNY KNIFE ))

: ((OH MY FUCK

Smol Asriel: hugs on his prinny tighter in his sleep

: ((I'm trying to have Miyu be the token 10 year old so I can do awful kid stuff))

: ((And nab us items))

: ((Like annoying the shit out of people until they hand over support tokens))

Smol Asriel: ((I loved that

: ((I did too))

Smol Asriel: ((Like, everyone was screaming at you

: ((I was encouraging Laharl))

Smol Asriel: ((And you kept going, you madman

: ((I'm imagining Hella was in the background making throat slicing motions at Miyu))

: ((And Miyu ignoring it))

Smol Asriel: ((I can't wait until hella and miyu have A rank

: ((Lol))

Smol Asriel: ((That's gonna be FUN

: ((Luckily, because Miyu is a genre-savvy ten year old, i'm good at writing convos for the supports))

: ((I can't wait until you all fight the first boss fight))

Smol Asriel: ((Same

: ((I'm proud of the 'Why are you guys helping' convo))

Smol Asriel: ((Jin's gonna kick your fucking ass

: ((The first boss fight is going to fucking beat your ass))

: ((Well, you could also beat its ass if you do things correctly))

???: ((it's waiting))

: ((Wait if we're having a Prinny party member))

Smol Asriel: ((And if his INF ending seems stupid, it's because what you thought was gonna happen was gonna happen but couldn't happen

: ((The pringer X fight could literally be the Prinny betraying))

: ((Yes))

: ((Perfecto!))

: ((Pringer X is essentially what happens when 10 Prinnies do a fusion dance))

Smol Asriel: happy birthday to the smol

: ((I really should've had Miyu do a convo where she tries to talk to the entire party into hugging the free-hug man))

: ((Just, out of the blue))

: ((Yeah))

: (("We should all accept the hugs."))

: ((Or annoy the shit out of wolfman))

Smol Asriel: ((>when you get the idea that sex wouldn't be possible in this dimension but say fuck it because it's too hard to rework an entire world around hugs being reproductive

: ((The first boss fight for PMD is going to be very unexpected))

: ((None of you will ever guess it))

Smol Asriel: ((Hoopa

: ((Fuck no))

: ((None of you won't guess it))

: ((Calling it, fire type))

: ((Only I know what it actually is rn))

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Smol Asriel: ((Blazefire

Smol Asriel: ((There you fucking are

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

: ((It's not a Ditto))

: ((It's not Mew))

Fanta: fell right the fuck back to sleep on his head

: ((Y'KNOW TECHNICALLY WE CAN FIND PRINNY WEAPONS FOR EVERYTHING))

: ((It's a magikarp))

: ((A PRINNY DILDO))

: ((kill me now))

: (( http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Se1DagkwMFs/maxresdefault.jpg Prinny Gun for Muffet and Fellby ))

Fanta: she snores cutely

Hywel: -He's awake.-

Hywel: -He find it cute.-

: (( Prinny Knife for Emb and Frisk ))

Hywel: -But fucking annoying at the same time.-

: ((Are there Prinny dildos))

Fanta: awakens

Hywel: "Evening."

Fanta: it's still snoring

Fanta: "Heeyyy.. what time is it"

Hywel: "Three in the morning."

: ((There are disgaea weapons called))

: ((Prinny Stave (Staff Weapon))

Fanta: "Jeez"

Hywel: "I'm tired but can't sleep."

: ((And Prinny Stick (Sword Weapon) ))

Fanta: "Why can't you sleep?"

Hywel: -He shrugs.-

Hywel: "Just can't."

: ((Can you stick them up your demon ass))

: ((Hellaton and the other Addon character can equip Pringer Beam, the arm of a fallen Pringer X))

Fanta: gets off his head

: ((mmm

Fanta: "Sorry I fell back asleep earlier"

Hywel: "Not an issue."

: ((Prinny hats exist for hats))

Fanta: "This is making me super tired.."

Hywel: "Obviously.@

Fanta: "..something up?"

Hywel: "...Hm?"

: (( http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/366282456260619395/B03B3501E893C7A80FB4898F8A18AEEA6A2D00F3/?interpolation=lanczos-none&output-format=jpeg&output-quality=95&fit=inside%7C268:268&composite-to=*,*%7C268:268&background-color=black Prinny Wings for Body or Other slots ))

Hywel: "What do you mean?"

: ((Laharl))

: ((Are there))

: ((Prinny dildos))

: (( http://www.kotowari.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/prinny_01.jpg These things exist for Body slots ))

Fanta: "You sound a bit.. i dunno.."

: ((I need my Sexual slot filled

Hywel: "...Sorry, I must just be tired."

: ((Note to self:hh

: ((Slarv))

Fanta: ((Wut

: ((Never look up prinny dildos again))

: ((We need the Prinny Set Bonus: (Explodes on KO) to be a damn thing))

Fanta: ((10/10/10/10/10/10/10

Fanta: ((Prinny set

Fanta: ((Will make

: ((OH NO))

: ((What))

: ((THERE'S A PICTURE OF A DEMON FUCKING A PRINNY.

: ((If we don't have Miyu in a prinny set by the end of this i'm going to be very dissapoint))

Fanta: ((Prinny hoodie for body, wings for other, weapons

: ((I saw a picture of a girl in a strap on fucking a penguin))

: ((Also, yes, that Etna cosplayer is known for doing porn in her Etna cosplay))

Fanta: ((Hat...

: ((Dude, i've shown you prinny hats))

Fanta: ((What the fuck would prinny hair be

Fanta: ((Ik

: ((I mean, there is one prinny with hair I can think of))

Fanta: ((And a helm would be a prinny skull i guess

: (( http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/3/35/Laharl_Prinny.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090413173339&path-prefix=en ))

Fanta: snuggles up to him

Fanta: "My sleep schedule is all fucked up because of this flu"

Hywel: -He does the snuggle.-

Hywel: "Yeah, it'll be okay though."

: ((Laharl's Antennae (Huh, Sicily wasn't joking when she said she would put them on Ebay..) +(STATS) +Make you feel like an overlord.))

Fanta: "And I feel like shit"

Hywel: "You'll be okay."

Fanta: "I just realized we spent the whole day snuggling, sleeping, and growing horns"

: ((Demon Pissbaby set: Laharl's Antennae, Vaati's robe, Laharl's sword, Vaati's rings. +Chance to randomly inflict Crying upon attack.))

Hywel: "Today was pretty horny."

Fanta: "Heh"

Fanta: "I can't believe you got to that joke before me"

: ((Anyways, yeah Bread))

Hywel: "You're too slow, I guess."

: ((That girl does live porn in her Etna cosplay))

: ((It's kinda wierd))

Fanta: "Not horny enough, in my opinion"

: ((She's got a prinny kink too))

: ((Why a penguin))

Fanta: "~"

: ((Penguins are Prinny))

Hywel: "..."

Hywel: "Sixk sex probably isn't fun."

: ((I saw a picture of Laharl Prinny fucking Etna I think?))

: ((Oh))

Fanta: "Yep"

: ((It was drawn))

: ((Cardboard Prinny Knife: +1 Atk. (Not really authentic, but it might finish Frisk's cosplay or something.) ))

Fanta: "I mean, I could give you a lazy blowjob and fall asleep halfway through"

: ((Dude I can bring the CRINGIEST FUCKING DISGAEA Porn here))

: ((Oh no))

Hywel: "You could."

: (( http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/915/430/49e.jpg Disgaea Vore. ))

: (( https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FgQTfK-7FPQ/VZoYnZwE_vI/AAAAAAAABg0/092PlcBLTdI/w500-h500/flonne_disgaea__by_momo_honey-d63nqkf.png There is a SHITTON of art of Flonne wearing Laharl-Chan's clothes. ))

Fanta: "I'd choke"

: ((I'm dying

Fanta: "I'm not even used to the whole breathing thing yet"

Fanta: ((Why did i click that first one

: ((The Flonne wearing LC's clothes isn't that cringy imo

: ((But the vore

: ((Why

: ((Now, I know of one gif))

: ((Where Asagi, a loved character))

Hywel: "Are you not?"

: ((Gets her belly sliced open))

: ((And a dick shoved in the wound))

Fanta: "Nope, i forget to sometimes"

Hywel: "Well you're a quitter."

: ((Well, time to lock my doors and hide in the basement.))

Fanta: "Bodies are dumb, why do I have to breathe?"

: ((Do you actually have the gif

: ((I can probly find it))

Hywel: "So oxygen can get into your blood."

: ((OH SHIT FOUND IT))

: ((Want me to PM it?))

: ((Fuck))

Fanta: "Why do I need oxygen, don't need any stupid oxygen"

: ((How can you say that))

: ((AAAA

: ((Okay))

: ((I'm scared but okay

: ((And then get me to want to see it))

: ((Curiosity killed the cat))

Fanta: sighs

: ((And fuck, I'm surprised I haven't died yet.))

: (( http://prntscr.com/boyk54 Heres the comments for an idea of what's in it))

Fanta: "Still better than constant pain"

: (("No holes? I'll Fukin make one!"))

: ((Kek))

Hywel: "Yes."

: ((You wnated to see it, Bread?))

: ((Prolly GON regret it))

: ((But yes))

Fanta: "I hated that body so much... Thought it was cool at first because I'd live forever, but then that became a downside too"

: ((Eh, coulda been worse.))

: ((I've seen worse))

Hywel: "Sounds like it sucked."

Fanta: "..yeah"

: ((Yeah))

: ((At least no guts spilled out))

Fanta: nuzzles her head close to his

: ((Or she wasn't burned in white phosphorus))

Fanta: "I lied before, about not knowing what I was crying about"

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: ((You know what kind of porn would really get us pumping))

: ((Delta fucking Warrior porn))

Fanta: ((God

Fanta: ((Don't make me think about the Unriel

: (( http://orig11.deviantart.net/03c2/f/2011/009/c/8/prinny_san_by_mkbuster-d36u3qn.jpg Alright, heres a prinny gijinka to shake off those nightmares from before ))

: ((That's actually pretty cute

: (( http://orig07.deviantart.net/56be/f/2013/209/5/e/prinny_commission_by_bunu-d6fk78j.png Aaaand new profile picture ))

: ((The Prinnt gijinka's arm though

: ((Prinny*

: ((Is it fucking broken

: ((In Disgaea, prinny's flippers are backwards))

: ((Because they're meant to be like badly made penguin puppets stitched together on the fly))

: ((Ohhh, okay))

: ((I actually considered RPing a humanized prinny, Fuka is kind of like that))

: ((She's an actual character in Disgaea 4))

: ((Basically, a sinner that died, but they ran out of prinny bodies so they just put her in a prinny outfit?))

: ((Doesn't make too much sense))

: ((Yeah))

: (( http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/2/23/D2_Pleinair_1_Bust.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100811022844&path-prefix=en Another Disgaea character that may or may not be played ))

: ((tfw you fail an objective. http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/prinny-nis-psp.jpg

: ((Lol Prinny can I be the hero))

: ((Game's fucking hard))

: ((It's like super meat boy if it starred penguins))

: (( http://orig04.deviantart.net/0ee6/f/2008/313/f/1/pleinair_and_usagi_by_danny07312017.jpg See that, thats Plenair ))

: ((She's mute, that doll, Usagi, talks for her))

: ((Except it's not the most reliable method of translation))

: ((Interesting))

: ((Because Usagi likes to be a fucking liar))

: ((Get the exorcist))

DamnDude: (( I have no idea what I'm listening to with this NLSS vod ))

: (( https://richardhawk.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/40-d2-00136.jpg They own a news show. ))

DamnDude: (( I also have no idea what's going on OOC here ))

: ((During chapter 7))

: ((Plenair is no longer with Usagi, as Axel has been given a spot on the news))

: ((During the broadcast, she's still completely mute, and seems to have a look of discomfort by being near Axel))

: ((In Chapter 12, Axel has run off due to having a heel-face turn))

: ((So the 'news' is just her sitting infront of a screen, mute.))

DamnDude: (( Wow ))

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: ((Also:))

: ((She's the only character you don't have to fight to recruit))

: ((Recruting her in Disgaea 1 and D2 ends with Laharl stopping mid-combat pose))

: ((And sheepishly asking for an autograph))

Hywel: "Will you tell me?@

: ((Lahautograph))

: ((In Disgaea 2.))

: ((Adell goes to fight her))

: ((And asks for an autograph immediately))

: ((Disgaea 3, Mao ends up asking for an autograph))

: ((Disgaea 4, 5, all this))

: ((Every. Single. Time. She ends up just joining your party out of pity.))

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: ((I think I'm going to go to bed now))

: ((gn))

DamnDude: (( gn ))

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: ((May the odds ever be in your favors, windex cleaner))

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DamnDude: (( So I think conservative Yoda killed me ))

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DamnDude: (( Correction: Conservative Yoda killed all of us. ))

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Hywel: "Why were you crying?"

Hywel: -When was she crying again.-

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Fanta: few e

Fanta: weeks ago, she said she didnt know why

Fanta: "I was thinking about how you were.. I was eventually gonna have to watch you die.. and everyone else... And that I would be alone again.."

Fanta: "Sorry.. it's dumb.."

Fanta: "I cry for dumb reasons..."

DamnDude: (( That's a surprisingly common thought with the characters ))

Fanta: ((W

Fanta: ((Wut

DamnDude: (( Like the general idea, MV and Chime have gone over it multiple times for Mettaton and Gaster, although I guess that was OOC now that I remember it ))

Fanta: ((Immortality angst is big

Fanta: ((I know gaster has, and that was b's whole deal

Fanta: buries her face in his floof

Fanta: "Sorry for being so.. angsty..."

Fanta: "Goodnight..."

Fanta: goes to sleep

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: ???: (( 'It's me we're talkin' about, right? I'll be just fine' ))

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: ((Is everybody gone))

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Fanta: ((Rip everyone

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: ((heya

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: ((rip

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Fanta: ((FUCKING SECRET STARS ARE DONE :D

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: ((Aye))

: ((Woke up early thinking 'don wanna mis the arcs m8'))

: ((Joined at 12 feeling like an idiot))

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Barchar: (why would frisky be starting that shit so early)

: ((I thought it was like fuycking 5))

: ((My mind doesn't hanmdle times well when it's just woken up))

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Fanta: ((Ey

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: is sleeping on prinny still

Smol Asriel: it's the smol's birthday

Smol Asriel: he 10 now

Barchar: is here, trying to figure out what the hell she should do about this fact

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Barchar: can't think of anything he would need, let alone a method to get it. And, well, she can't really make him a cake without stealing Grillby's kitchen, and she gets the feeling that after her few-day employment, he doesn't really want her back there

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Smol Asriel: got a prinny

Smol Asriel: she could go drag gotemom in there

Smol Asriel: already got a wheelchair somehow

: Sicily is STILL in the bar.

: Does she even sleep?

: Sellin' Prinnies.

Barchar: could do that actually

Barchar: doesn't have a hugely high opinion of her, however

: Sicily sells netherworld baked goods, prinnies, netherworld weaponry, and hugs.

: 10/10 business plan.

: I mean, she's raking in fat stacks from this. But still.

Smol Asriel: she's thoroughly convinced smol she doesn't care about him but he'd still like to

: She idly taps her fingers across the board, her and Smol's prinny exchange bored glances for a bit.

: ((So Flame, Frisky brought Hoopa into the bar))

: ((Hoopa bought a Prinny))

: ((Me and Flame had some talking, and probably the stupidest shit ever is going to happen today))

: ((Me and Frisky*))

Smol Asriel: the gote purrs

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: ((hi))

: ((oh and yeah))

: ((some very, very stupid shit will happen today))

: ((but the boss fight is serious))

: ((Are we talking about the fucking miniboss we discussed))

: (9Cause that ain't serious in the slightest))

: ((no))

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: ((that's the mini-boss))

: ((there's a legit boss fight))

: ((Like, i'm 90% sure the Prinny's big use is that HOLY SHIT WE AREN'T GONNA GET FUCKED BY FIGHTING TYPES))

: ((Mhm!))

: ((Anywyas, I jsut got off TF2))

: ((Ran into a pyro.))

: ((His name was Frisky Business))

: ((Through a complicated series of events, I end up pocketing this pyro as Medic))

: ((Oh yeah, he's my half cousin.))

: ((And shit went down, it's like the entire enemy team decided they wanted to fuck up this Medic/Pyro team))

: ((It was hilarious))

: ((I bet))

: ((Like, after the first few roflstomps, they put up shittons of sentries))

: ((RIP))

: ((Like, it looked like they were playing a fucking game of dwarf fortress))

Smol Asriel: awakens, not that many can tell

: ((Problem is, Sentires doesn't stop the Pyro Medic combo from standing outside your spawn door and fucking you up.))

Barchar: (oh boi, i like stupid shit)

Barchar: "Oh, good morning Asriel."

: Sicily quietly hums a tune to herself.

: "...Who what where." She abruptly turns her head left and right, tryna spot Barchar.

Barchar: is on the couch.

Barchar: has been this whole time, you unobservant angel lady

: "When did you get here?"

: Angelrainee Salesman Girl, to you.

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Barchar: "6 hours, 22 minutes and 19 seconds ago. Why?"

Smol Asriel: "Morning"

Barchar: "Well, 22 seconds now, but still."

: "..."

Smol Asriel: is leaning on a prinny

: "Wanna buy my wares?"

: ((hi bloo))

: ((do you still want to be in pmd))

: (( eh

: (( sure

: (( i guess

Barchar: "Not really."

: ((i mean

: ((you don't have to

Barchar: (You don't have to, dude, if you really don't wanna. We won't make you do anything.)

: "...Ya sure? I got good stuff."

: (( nah i'll participate

: "I gotta fund the overlord fund."

: ((ok))

Smol Asriel: ((Imma have fun

: (( ive got nothing much to do today

Barchar: "I don't eat."

Smol Asriel: ((You shall see the truth of blazefire

: She turns the cart, inside is an exquisite collection of weaponry, bakes goods, alcohol, baked alcohol weaponry, and what looks like Prinnies.

Sage: (and I get to play this very powerful absol, who is strong and not a loser)

: ((ok so we have five people rn))

: ((we need to wait for tri and mv

: ((I get to play Relic the fucking Midna Meloetta))

Barchar: doesn't even want to know how baked alcohol weaponry works

: ((And the uh))

: ((Secondary thing))

: (( http://puu.sh/pRpq9/7aac37b795.png

Smol Asriel: ((BlazeD the flareon

Barchar: (Midnaloetta)

Barchar: (With Wolf Sage.)

Barchar: (who's just regular Sage 'cause he's always a wolf-like thing)

: The baked alocohol weaponry is seemingly a sword, made of bread, shaped like a beer-bottle.

: no [] is now no [qihyub].

: ((I get to play))

: ((Uh))

: ((The entire world))

Smol Asriel: holds prinny and owl

: ((All the villains))

: ((SCREAMIN' EAGLES!))

: ((Laharl no))

Barchar: (except the miniboss who laharl will be playing)

Gardevoir: (( frisky didn't you say something about the pokesin sidequest before

: ((What))

Barchar: (question: is this miniboss related to the non-humans or just something random)

: ((Where did you get that idea Flame))

: ((I'm totally RPing it))

Smol Asriel: ((Pokesin?

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Smol Asriel: ((Hue

: ((Lol no))

: ((Yes I did, Bloo))

Barchar: (when Laharl alluded to it blatantly?)

: ((I mean, theres a good chance of me playing Pringer X much later))

: ((But it's not for today))

: ((heya

: ((Laharl knows about it, Flame))

qihyub: (( hi

: ((I told him))

: ((Hi Bio))

: ((PMD is today))

Barchar: (No, he said he would be playing 'the fucking midna meloetta')

: ((yush

Barchar: ('and the uh, secondary thing')

: ((Midna Meloetta 'and the other thing'))

: ((Lol))

: ((when today

: ((The other thing is a Prinny

Barchar: (so, yes, it was made clear he would be playing this miniboss)

: ((I'm not playing a mid-boss unless I literally bring Vyers in here))

Barchar: (in pmd?)

: ((Hoopa bought a Prinny)

: ((Yes))

Barchar: (...)

Barchar: (oh)

: ((We were making jokes about sliding Prinnies into every single arc))

Barchar: (okay)

: ((And this fucking happened.))

Smol Asriel: ((Doot doot doot doot doot

Barchar: (that's interesting)

: ((And Bio, PMD will happen when MV gets here

Barchar: ("Gee whiz, that's a weird empoleon")

: ((And the Prinny can join your party))

: (('Yep, totally, Prinplup, dood.'))

Sage: ("What's a 'dood'? Is that Alolan?")

: ((So Frisky, what did you say the four moves for the Prinny would be))

: ((Or are we seriously using the fucking Disgaea attacks))

Barchar: (steel wing is an obvious one)

: ((We are using the Disgaea attacks

: ((That you said

: ((Yes, the Prinny can use Pringer Beam))

Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: (uh)

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Barchar: (this is feeling like it might start ruining things)

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: ((No it fucking won't

Barchar: (like...consistency, and logic, and a semi-serious tone)

: ((Look))

: ((Prinny is optional))

: ((You can use it if you want))

Smol Asriel: ((You can have stupid shit and still have a serious tone

: ((Use it if you don't want to)l

: ((Yeah, we're probably just gonna drag it along for stupid shit))

: ))*

Barchar: (I guess we can just use him when we need him, yeah)

: ((It's not going to be gloomy in the beginning you fuck))

Smol Asriel: ((My arc has sock puppet tentacle hentai and a serious plot

Barchar: (well yeah, I know)

: ((Besides, see one thing, Prinny is gonna be a ghost, and uh, we're fucked by everything with 'fighting' in it's types))

: ((So you want some serious shit in Chapter 2? Oh, I have that))

: ((I motherfucking have that))

: ((You see, the boss))

: ((It won't have the friendliest design))

Barchar: (Okay jesus I said 'semi-serious' and more meant for the future)

: (( http://prntscr.com/bp7vp0 ))

: ((Anyways))

Barchar: (Design as in ;look' or design as in 'plan')

: "So, wanna buy something now?"))

: "Wanna buy something now?"

: She gestures to the weaponry, prinnies, liquor, and bakes goods.

: ((It will be dark))

Barchar: "I could see what you had."

: ((I'm just saying))

Barchar: "I still don't want it. Thanks."

Smol Asriel: gets onto his chair

: ((The Prinny can act like a new species of Prinplup that's not as annoying as Blazefire but still is annoying))

: ((Think of it as a Gen 7 Pokémon))

: She juggles giant swords with price tags on them.

Smol Asriel: ((Blazefire isnt annoying you cock

: "Ya suuuure?"

Smol Asriel: ((He's gonna be great

Barchar: brings out her chaos sabre, putting the blaster on her other arm. "Yes. I'm sure. Thank you."

Barchar: (He's going to be fucking insufferable dude. It's gonna be funny, but still.)

: (( http://i.imgur.com/5rWM3Tj.jpg ))

: "..."

: Sicily reaches behind the counter.

qihyub: (( what the absolute fuck

Barchar: (what the hell is that)

: ((A minion coffin for children.))

Barchar: (DUDE)

Barchar: (WTF)

qihyub: (( [i]cancer[/i]

: ((CANCER

: ((Cancer for dead cancer patients

qihyub: now, this could be what you expect it to be

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Emb: ((ayy

: ((ayy

qihyub: (( ay

Emb: ((what about cancer?

: ((hi tri

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is in the bar-[/color][/font]

qihyub: (( IF YOU DIED OF CANCER, YOU CAN GET PUT INTO CANCER

: ((a minion coffin for children

qihyub: an asriel walks in

Barchar: looks at him. "Hello."

: ((By the way the Prinny can't be there all the time))

qihyub: "hi"

Emb: ((okay i guess

: ((You can bring one of the guild members with you on your adventure))

: "Wanna buy something?"

: ((Basically))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -she has her own sketchbook, and is drawing in it-[/color][/font]

qihyub: "not really"

: ((Prinny VS Guild member))

qihyub: he just

: ((Okay now that would be a curbstomp))

qihyub: stands there

Emb: enters. "...Hello."

: ((Like, all you have to do is use anyone but Auron))

: ((Or Sterling))

Emb: ((oh yeah, pmd today <3

Hellcat: Hellcat slowly slides in, looking at the new Asriel. "this better not be one of my patients"

Barchar: (yup!)

: ((Sage could probably one-shot the poor bastard.))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh! Hi, Hellcat~[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hi, Emb~[/color][/font]

: ((You would need a guild member more))

: ((Than a Prinny))

Hellcat: "why the hell do people call me 'hellcat'"

: Sicily runs a finger across her stand, looking at the people nearby.

Emb: sits beside Sunny. "...Something's wrong."

Hellcat: "i introduce myself as that jokingly"

: "..More people, sweet."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Huh? Wh-what is it?[/color][/font]

Hellcat: cue flame spit. "bah"

Barchar: "What else should we call you?"

: "Anyone wanna buy my wares?"

Hellcat: "well"

Emb: ...I woke up and I felt extremely cold for a few seconds. I walked out and my army was crowded together.

Emb: One of my troops are missing.

qihyub: (( now i have to flip a coin

: She is literally just a fucking 9 year old Parasoul.

qihyub: (( 'litten' or 'mittens'

: ((For example))

: Like, the similarities.

Emb: - pls -

: ((One of the guild members is a motherfucking Gligar))

Emb: - i don't even fucking know parasoul D: -

: ((Another one is a Croagunk))

Hellcat: "[s]mittens[/s] litten"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...This is not good.[/color][/font]

qihyub: "did you flip a coin on that"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Litten for a moment and nods-[/color][/font]

Emb: Of course not.

Emb: I don't know what caused it, but everyone's wary now.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Put your troops on high alert![/color][/font]

: (( https://imgur.com/a/mLwcD Warning: Blood. This is what happens when you fall off a 100 foot cliff and manage to live ))

Emb: They are on alert. Not high, just cautious.

: She looks at Emb.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Do you have any on night lookout?[/color][/font]

Emb: Oh, hi.

: "Don't suppose you'd be looking for a new soldier than, would ya?"

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

Emb: ...That'd be cool, I guess, but I don't [i]need[/i] it that much.

: ((Okay so))

Barchar: "...You're named after a pokemon from 100 years ago?"

: ((All we need is MV))

Hellcat: "a soldier? i've got plenty in hell"

Emb: One missing isn't bad because we're weaker, it's bad because we don't know what caused it.

: "I've got the thing for you."

Emb: Hmm?

: ((Then we have a solid squad of seven people))

: She reaches behind her desk, and pulls out what looks like a giant fucking penguin, with a satchel, wings, and holding knives.

Hellcat: He looks at Barchar. "...i don't know, ask the people who named me"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to the salesperson suspiciously- You're not go-[/color][/font]

Emb: ...What's that?

: "Prinnies, 5 G per prinny, they can find, do household chores, and are loyal for atleast ten years!"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's one of [i]those[/i]![/color][/font]

Emb: ...Prinnies. Huh.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: They make good armies in HIGH numbers.[/color][/font]

: "I also sell weaponry, alcohol, and baked goods."

Emb: No, no, and no. But prinnies, maybe.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...I have money to spare.[/color][/font]

: "I've got several hundred thousand prinnies for sale, I can set you up with your own personal army if you've got the funds."

Emb: Wait, you're only selling stuff for your plan, right?

: "Yep, gotta fund the Netherworld war effort, and big bro won't let me fight."

Barchar: "...You know what, I think I'll just stick with 'Hellcat'. Unless you actually dislike the term."

Hellcat: take note that hellcat does look like a fucking litten

Hellcat: "eh"

Emb: hands over 50 g. "Just 5 prinnies. The other 25 is donation."

Hellcat: "lol fuck it ok"

: I mean, Laharl would let Sicily go curbstomp some level 1s, but hah, she ain't going near an actual fight.

: "Alright! You want Private Prinnies, Lt. Prinnies, or Major Prinnies?"

: Those are the three lower ranks of Prinnies, each rank has a different army name.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Do they cost different amounts>[/color][/font]

Emb: What do each of them do?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Are there any more categories?[/color][/font]

: "Privates are awesome cannon fodder, Lt. can lead a small squad, and Majors are useless for chores but great at combat."

qihyub: (( inb4 litten is announced to be female only

: "Theres more, but Prinny Gods and Prinny Generals would cost a couple extra hundred G."

Barchar: (somehow i doubt that's happening)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Well, I happen to have leftover money...[/color][/font]

Emb: ...How about 1 Lt. and 4 Privates?

Barchar: (I mean, all the starters since...ever have been 95/5 male over female. I think.)

: ((#Teamrowlet))

: ((And Flame))

Emb: ((idk the new starters, what are they

: ((13.5% chance of every starter to be female))

Emb: ((i know nothing about sun and moon so far

Barchar: (13.5, right)

Hellcat: "welllllllllll"

Barchar: (All i know is that it took a fucking long time t get a female fennekin to name her marisa)

: ((#TeamLitten))

Barchar: (The starters are Rowlet for grass, Litten for Fire)

: ((i see what you did there

Emb: ((k time to look up starters

Emb: ((oh okay

Barchar: (And then there's fucing [i]poplio[/i])

: ((Hm Marisa))

: ((Heh))

Barchar: (We don't talk about Poplio)

: "Alrighty!"

: ((flame do you play touhou

: ((Popplio*

Barchar: (I do!)

qihyub: (( we don't talk about popplio

Emb: ((i'mma see what they look like

: She reaches behind the counter, pulling out some kind of Green prinny, with a scar.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Tell me the costs for [i]all[/i] the tiers.[/color][/font]

Emb: ((why?

Barchar: (I actually named a fair amount of my X and Y pokemon after touhou)

: "This is your Lt." And she grabs four more, blue. "And this is his squad."

Hellcat: "i better take this new mr. dreemurr over here in for an interview" Hellcat tosses "qihyub" out of the bar.

Barchar: (Like my Aegislash named Youmu)

: ((Apparently

Emb: ((popplio is cute why can't we talk about them

: ((Nobody likes Popplio

: All the prinnies immediately run up to Emb, upon the transaction being finished. Yelling out a cacophany of 'Dood' and 'New Boss'

: ((POPPLIO IS TRAAAAASH))

Emb: ((okay

: "All of em?"

: "Well, lets see."

: "Privates, Lt. And Majors are all 5G."

: ((Everybody likes Rowlet and Litten better

: "Prinny Squads are about 25G, thats 10 Privates, five LT, and one Major."

Hellcat: hellcat takes 5 G out of nowhere

Emb: ((i don't like rowlet, litten looks fucking amazing, and popplio is pretty cool

Barchar: (>Doesn't like Rowlet, likes Popplio)

: ((i'm the same

Barchar: (Tri, more like TRASH)

Emb: (( :(

qihyub: (( >mrw popplio

: ((Don't go on r/Pokemon or you'll be ripped to shreds))

: ((I have the same opinion as tri

Emb: ((why don't people like popplio?

qihyub: (( popplio is just

qihyub: (( ech

Barchar: (Because he looks stupid)

: "Prinny Generals are 50g, and can lean armies on their own."

Emb: ((are you serious

Barchar: (I mean maybe his evolutions can save him but i doubt it)

: "Prinny Gods are upwards of 200G, and practically unkillable."

Emb: ((they're fuckin cute

Emb: ((the tail is kinda weird but the rest is amazing

qihyub: (( but still trash

Emb: ((litten is still the best tho

Hellcat: ((thx

: "I've got some Angelic Prinnies, from Celestia, that are more fitted towards nursing the young and doing household chores as well. They're 15G."

: "And Krichevskoy Honor Guard Prinnies aren't for sale."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah.[/color][/font]

Barchar: (CELESTIA OLOLOL PONE)

: ((This is why I like Litten

qihyub: (( i have a box of "tnt pop-its" in my drawer

: ((https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTK0qAJsvynWUvNZp7UtHxNqIEtnmaTzjmz-b9o_3eABR8IYqYH

Emb: ((because he's amazing

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: How much for Angelic Prinnies?[/color][/font]

: ((Because they're motherfucking))

Emb: ((now i'mma see the other pokemon

: ((Cats))

Hellcat: (( o//.//o

Emb: ((...those legendaries are....strange

: "15G or Hl."

Emb: ((not bad or anything, just

: ((why

: ((they're cool

Hellcat: "this is on me"

Hellcat: he takes out 15 G

Emb: ((yeah i know

Emb: ((they're cool, just

Emb: ((eh

Hellcat: "one, at least lol" he leaves

Barchar: (why are you blushing bloo)

qihyub: (( not me

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -takes 60G out- I'll take four![/color][/font]

: Sicily happily hands over some big Red prinny, with what looks like a medical cross on it's bill.

qihyub: (( [i]my own fucking creation[/i]

: And then four more.

: ((1. They're based on the sun and the moon

Emb: ((i know that

: ((2. I'm team moon

: ((3. You get used to them

Emb: ((idk which i like better

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Thanks! Be right back.[/color][/font]

Emb: ((probably moon tho

Barchar: (I think I got sun? I dunno its honestly been a bit)

qihyub: (( i flipped a coin

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes to her house, and returns shortly after-[/color][/font]

qihyub: (( the result was moon kek

: ((Moon master racle))

Emb: ((oh look it's another bird pokemon

Emb: ((it's fletchling with a long beak

Emb: ((pokemon why

Barchar: (YOU BETTER NOT BE DISSING PIKIPEK)

Emb: ((pikipek is better than fletchling but it's fletchling

qihyub: (( lol

: ((Flame's gonna fucking cut you.))

qihyub: (( flame's gonna cut you with his edge

Emb: ((oh

Emb: ((i have bad opinions

Hellcat: (( damn right

Barchar: (Nah)

Hellcat: (( jk <3

Barchar: (I like Pikipek but I'm mostly joking)

Emb: ((magearna looks amazing

Emb: ((wtf is yungoos

: ((Yungoos is Donald Trump

: ((Zigzagoon with a teeth problem))

: ((By the way

: ((This is what the PMD boss looks like

: ((http://m.imgur.com/JZbYWZV

Emb: ((rockruff is best puppy pokemon

: ((/s

Emb: ((komala's cool

Emb: ((vikavolt is...what

: "I also sell weaponry, alcohol, and baked goods."

qihyub: (( i forgot that i had to finish my napstaton sketch~

: ((Are you fucking kidding me

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: What kind of weaponry...?[/color][/font]

Emb: ((if his face was just not so strangely placed vikavolt would be better

: ((Vikavolt is one of the better bug types

Emb: ((yeah he's badass but his face placement ruins it for me

: "I mean, weaponry. duh."

Hellcat: he walks back in again. miaou.

qihyub: (( >face placement

: ((Why

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Any hammers?[/color][/font]

qihyub: (( [i]bruh[/i]

: "Guns, swords, spears, axes, books, tomes, mosnter weapons, staves, bows, etc."

Hellcat: "guns?"

: "I mean, I got a hamaxe or two."

Emb: ((it's just

Emb: ((low

Barchar: (I like how his preevo is just a fucking)

Barchar: (train car)

Barchar: (train car bug)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Or can you upgrade my hammer to a hamaxe?[/color][/font]

Emb: ((charjabug is lego

: ((How else would you place if

: ((it*

Emb: ((make a head and place it there

qihyub: (( >"not too low"

: ((That would look terrible))

: ((I have an image of him rn))

Emb: ((just don't place it in between its scissors

: ((Okay so the scissors fucking stab his prey))

: ((He kills his prey))

qihyub: (( he kek

: ((He eats the prey))

Emb: ((many many creatures do that

qihyub: (( so are you saying vikavolt can't

: ((Many many creatures are lkke Vikavolt))

Emb: ((if i was a hunter i wouldn't place my knives on my cheeks

: "I'm not a blacksmith."

: "I just sell them."

Hellcat: "emmett brown is a blacksmith"

Emb: ((and i understand it's a bug thing and stuff

: She pulls out a giant fucking hammer, but with an axe on the other end.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah, alright...[/color][/font]

Emb: ((so he wouldn't hold it but i mean

Hellcat: "and he's in hell right now"

: ((Rhydon has a horn on his nose area

Emb: ((your eyes aren't your teeth

Emb: ((i guess

Emb: ((nose horns are things

qihyub: (( "your eyes aren't your teeth" -tri 2016

: ((So are Pincers.))

: ((Do I need to get the fucking spider pictures))

Emb: ((pincers are things

Emb: ((those are on your head

Emb: ((not your face

: ((What

: ((He has eyes on his head

qihyub: (( [i]u wot[/i]

: ((Not the pincers

Barchar: (the hell is up with Tapu koko)

Emb: ((no i mean

Barchar: (I mean everything about it)

Emb: ((the pincers are right beside the eyes

: (( http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/03/deviantart-mandibles-of-doom-by-blepharopsis.jpg ))

Emb: ((pincers on your head, okay. horn on your nose, okay

Emb: ((blades beside your eyes, pls

: ((Look at Laharl's picturr

: (( https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5446002/il_570xN.149720329.jpg ))

: ((Picture*

: High Priest Laharl [] disconnected.

: ((Pictures*

: High Priest Laharl [] joined chat.

Emb: ((it looks better because it curves to the sides rather than being in its face

: ((that last bug was pure NOPE

qihyub: (( tri has poor taste

Emb: ((same with the last one

Barchar: (also togedemaru)

Emb: ((i already said i had poor taste let's just accept that

qihyub: (( yes

Emb: ((anyway

Barchar: (I thought the last pikachu ripoff was blatant)

Barchar: (hoo boi)

qihyub: [s](( and it needs re-stating[/s]

Emb: ((grubbin is okay

Barchar: (It's just a fat pikachu recolor it's great)

Emb: ((togedemaru is fat emolga

Emb: ((with no wings

: ((Tapu Koko is good))

qihyub: (( best pokemon 6666

Emb: ((OH FUCK A POKEMON WITH TWO WORDS

Emb: ((that's new

Barchar: (yeah i dunno)

Barchar: (Tapu koko is weird in every way)

: ((How))

: ((It works

Emb: ((tapu koko is...interesting

: ((togedemaru looks squishy

Emb: ((incredible but just

Emb: ((anyway

: ((Its arms form a shield

: ((It's badass

Emb: ((drampa is wot

Barchar: (i think we're all hype for pmd cause we're just all pokemon today)

Barchar: (is drampa's name a portmanteau of dragon and fucking grampa)

: ((7 GRAND DRAGON

Emb: ((if drampa had not pure colored eyes that would be okay

: (( https://gfycat.com/KindlyBoilingDipper ))

Emb: ((that's all i can say about him

Barchar: ("Back in my day we didn't have none 'o yer fancy fairy types!")

: ((I want an evolution named Drancestor))

: ((Friendly reminder

: ((The region is based on Hawaii

Emb: ((wait it was

Barchar: (maybe drampa gets younger the more evolutions he has)

Emb: ((wowie

qihyub: (( as somebody who lived in hawaii for a very long time

: ((Yes))

qihyub: (( i am strongly offended

qihyub: (( /s

Emb: ((cutiefly is just that

Emb: ((a cutie fly

: (( http://i.imgur.com/msE1cGz.jpg ))

: ((That's why some of them are weird

Barchar: (You get Dreenager and then Draby)

: ((They're based on Hawaiian shit

Barchar: (LAHARL WHY)

Emb: ((the fuck is bruxish

: ((laharl

: ((Tapu Koko is like

: ((gtfo of there before the nope gets you

: ((The Totem Pole Pokémon

: ((The shield resembles a totem pole

Emb: ((zygarde complete forme is a transformer

Emb: ((gg

: ((IT TOTALLY FUCKING IS))

: ((YEAH

Emb: ((wait, normal zygarde is zygarde 50%? what is 0%

Emb: ((oh well there's 10% zygarde is a fucking dog TIL

: ((0% is nothing

: ((1% is like a cell

qihyub: (( a single cell

Emb: ((oh there's the cores and cells

qihyub: (( life is just chemical reactions and nothing else

Emb: ((do you find cores and cells and grow your zygarde or something

: (( http://i.imgur.com/ISLCR44.gifv MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PAST AS I'M HOMEBOUND ))

qihyub: (( how do you find cells what

: ((What))

: ((How does that))

: ((Work))

qihyub: (( that's not how it works

qihyub: (( that's not how anything works

Emb: ((i don't fuckin know

Emb: ((what is that stuff

qihyub: (( well you should fuckin know that you don't just "find" cells

qihyub: (( lol

qihyub: (( iss k the more u know

Emb: ((Each of Zygarde’s forms are made by gathering together its cell-like components called Cores and Cells.

Emb: ((gathering together

Emb: (( :)

: (( http://i.imgur.com/GaBLzzX.gif When you aren't popular enough to stage dive ))

Barchar: (the 1% zygarde is a little worm thing i think)

qihyub: (( that's not how life works

: ((Who says you have to find them

qihyub: (( [i]what the fuck[/i]

Barchar: (also I don't trust your links anymore laharl)

: ((You haven't played the game

Barchar: (it's pokemon bloo)

Emb: ((the game isn't even out yet

Emb: ((besides

: (( http://imgur.com/8xFe71e Don't go outside. ))

Emb: ((gathering = finding = pokemon says you have to find them

Barchar: (after the messalina thing and the spider shit, I don't freaking trust you. You've betrayed me.)

Barchar: (Anyway, Zygarde works by little bits of him fusiing together)

Barchar: (He's less a transformer and more voltron)

: ((That's just a theorh

Emb: ((a game theorh

: ((Theory*

: ((Fuck you))

: ((loljk

Emb: ((thanks for watchinh

qihyub: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/xra11n/cards_against_undertale_this_proves_undertale_is_100_cringe/

Barchar: (Matpat, star of hame theorh)

: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ :D ))

Barchar: (that link don't work bloo)

: ((

: ((It's a fake link))

qihyub: (( one day

: ((Bloo, the joke is done.))

qihyub: (( that link will work ;)

Emb: ((:/

: ((Ah))

Barchar: (bloo pls)

Barchar: (don't do this to us)

qihyub: (( why would it be me lol

qihyub: (( but for real fresh steaming shit from said subreddit http://i.imgur.com/acY5Ken.jpg

: ((SO WAKE ME UP))

: ((WHEN))

: ((ITS))

: ((ALL))

: ((OVER))

: ((WHEN I'M WISER))

: ((AND))

: ((I'M))

: ((OLDER))

: ((I know that song))

qihyub: (( [url=http://puu.sh/pRsS2/3e70f32e2a.jpg]so i dyed my hair purple today[/url]

: ((nice spider

: ((Hey Bloo))

: ((You can stop fucking stealing other people's jokes now))

: ((I'm the spider guy))

qihyub: (( lol no

qihyub: (( never stopping

: ((I mean all your damn humor is ripoff <.<))

qihyub: (( "humor"

: ((Then I'll be the dead children person))

Barchar: (I'm just gonna not click any links in this chat)

Barchar: (Unless they're from like)

Barchar: (MV and Chime)

Barchar: (those guys are cool)

: ((what about me

Barchar: (But I don't trust any 'a y'all)

Emb: ((or me

Barchar: (ehhh you a bit)

Emb: ((i don't even post links tho

Emb: ((so eh

Barchar: (well then you're not a problem tri)

: ((I do but they're never spiders

qihyub: (( never forgive, never forget

Emb: ((yay

: ((Flame

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: ((Why don't you

: ((Trust me

Barchar: (Flame "Send a spider, Security's tighter" Warp)

Barchar: (Because you're a dick Frisky)

Barchar: (don't try to pretend you're not we all know it)

: ((Now you're hurting my feelings ;(

: ((lolno

: ((I mean))

qihyub: (( >the victim card

: ((IRL I'm a nice person))

: ((brb

Barchar: (That's not uncommon)

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Barchar: (I mean IRL I'm really chill and not particularly vulgar)

Barchar: (As you can see, in here that's quite blatantly not the fucking case])

: ((IRL I'm a bastard that cna hold grudges for weeks))

qihyub: (( minion coffin via /r/wtf

: ((IRL I'm drinking root beer and getting ready for PMD))

Emb: ((root beer is best drink

Barchar: (IRL I'm trying to write sU fanfic because I'm trash)

: (( http://i.imgur.com/XB7ttqo.gifv I 100% promise this isn't a spider, if Flame believes this is a spider for a good reason, I will ban myself. ))

Barchar: (Nope. Not gonna do it.)

Emb: ((it's legit not a spider

: ((It's not a spider

Barchar: (shit I'm conflicted)

: ((Look

Emb: ((it involves birds

Barchar: (okay tri, I'm putting my trust in you. Not Frisky, because he's a dick.)

: Sicily is counting her cold hard ca$h.

Emb: ((alright

: ((They*

: ((AND FLAME PLEASE

: ((I'M NOT A DICK ANYMORE

Barchar: (okay yeah)

Barchar: (it's not)

Emb: ((you're welcome

Barchar: (Thx tri)

: ((Why not me))

Emb: ((np

: ((I'm gonna post some links now, I promise they do not contain arachnids))

Emb: ((i will confirm

Barchar: (i appreciate it tri)

Emb: ((np

Barchar: (Take one for the team that involves like just me)

Barchar: (but still!)

qihyub: (( akk.li/anne.jpg tho

: (( http://i.imgur.com/8DLOR8V.gifv ))

Emb: ((not a spoder

: ((:(

Emb: ((rip frisky

: (( http://i.imgur.com/APh49c4.gifv ))

: ((https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-KbiICSBWYT6rQIWIGNosx2SkaMX3SVIQL4X9mL9oqOdFAQc7

Emb: ((not spoder

Emb: ((neither are spoder

: (( Cheap phones off ebay http://i.imgur.com/YxCRgvc.jpg ))

: (([u]suck.[/u]))

Emb: ((wowie

Barchar: (what's even going on there)

Emb: ((also not spoder

Barchar: (yeah the actual descriptive bit there convinced me of that without the confirmation)

qihyub: (( http://puu.sh/pRtR5/bbffa67a15.jpg

Emb: ((not spoder

: (( http://i.imgur.com/KvKxrJj.gifv Warning: Crabs. Not spiders. ))

: ((An absolutely alarming number of baby crabs.))

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Barchar: (jesus)

: http://imgur.com/gallery/a0016 ))

: (( http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/85aef3537d4f4952155a01a3e565a4f/200495432/Screen+Shot+2014-07-28+at+6.22.41+PM.png ))

Emb: ((lol

Emb: ((neither are spoders

qihyub: (( http://puu.sh/pRuga/956a4c608d.wav

qihyub: (( might be a bit loud

: (( http://i.imgur.com/EOGFH.jpg ))

Emb: ((not spoder

: http://www.siliconera.com/postgallery/?p_gal=444204|4

Emb: ((not spoder

: http://img15.deviantart.net/d24c/i/2009/186/b/d/penguin_cosplay_by_foxanime101.jpg

qihyub: https://i.imgur.com/moeAvWz.jpg

Emb: ((neither are spoder

: ((it's been quiet

Emb: ((yes

: ((Let's go on a quest to make Laharl drink windex))

Emb: ((why

qihyub: (( no

: ((It's his next drinking incident

: no [qihyub] is now no [].

Emb: ((that's wasting glass frosting

: (( no

: ((why

Emb: ((windex is glass frosting dood

Emb: ((glass is better with windex

: ((Bloo: nein nein nein nein nein

: (( http://i.imgur.com/1tTWV.png When /r/Tf2 has a bit too much fun ))

: (( nein

: ((no like

: ((why not

Emb: ((because we'll run out of glass frosting

: (( [url=http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a0/a0a617b0cb16658d43c1a8b8289979042741ca5f7e73a7eb1c5a6f5657fd5144.jpg]nein[/url]

Barchar: (nyet)

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Emb: ((whoops not spoders

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: no [] is now nein [].

Barchar: (*whistling Lemon Demon songs because I've become a fucking ffanboy in the past month or so)

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: (( the ultimate showdown

Barchar: (Pfft nah)

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Barchar: (I mean that's a good song but man if that's all you know from him that is not enough)

Barchar: (Which makes me sound like an elitist or osme shit but eh)

Barchar: (Right now what's in my head is Cabinet Man)

: ((So.))

: ((How's life

Emb: ((yes

Barchar: (it's sure existant)

DamnDude: (( That depends on your definition of life. ))

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: ((heya

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: ((I've discovered the wonderful world of kid's book cover parodies

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: (( [url=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/009/569/687.png]like this[/url] ))

Emb: ((wowie

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: (( [url=http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/indie-band-golden-book_640.jpg]and this[/url] ))

Smol Asriel: ((Ey i took a nap

: ((Ayy

: (('Eyy

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Emb: ((hello

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -awakens-[/color][/font]

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Emb: left a bit ago to bring the prinnies to her army and introduce them. She returns.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hey there~![/color][/font]

Emb: Hello. - She sits beside Sunny. - Oh, by the way, did I tell you about my second play?

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: How'd it go~?[/color][/font]

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Emb: shows her a medal. "Very well."

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: !!!![/color][/font]

Emb: And it was slice of life.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I'm actually afraid that if I go back ther---[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: WHAT!?[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: How did I miss it...[/color][/font]

: ((brb

Emb: It's okay.

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Smol Asriel: is sipping a hot chocolate

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: ((back

Emb: ((wb

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hopefully there's a sequel we could be in together.[/color][/font]

Emb: Maybe not sequl, but definitely another play.

Emb: ((sequel*

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Wait, can you tell me the plot of the play...?[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Or at least, a summary?[/color][/font]

Emb: Well, I was a prodigy, Fellby was the father, and Acastus was the teenager. I was working on a test, it turned out Acastus was taking drugs, Fellby and him had a conversation, and he ran away from home.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...that's not slice-of-life at all[/color][/font]

Emb: It started out that way, but it turned into drama.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Ah.[/color][/font]

Emb: It was [i]supposed[/i] to be slice of life though. But people liked it anyway.

Smol Asriel: is listening

Emb: Oh, hello.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Seems all the plays turn out diff-- Oh! Hi![/color][/font]

Emb: ((mfw bastion can't go windowed mode

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sees his hot chocolate- I like hot chocolate too...[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Ey

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

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Emb: ((hello, we're talking to asriel ;0;

Fanta: sleep for like all-

Fanta: FUCK

Emb: ((;-;

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: "Huh?"

Smol Asriel: "Oh.. yeah"

Smol Asriel: still has no eyes, so he's probably looking the wrong way

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It tastes even better with marshmallows...[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: "It does?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Here, want me to get some?[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: "Sure!"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes and gets some. She places them in the hot chocolate.-[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: sips it with that, he smiles

Smol Asriel: "Thanks, it is better"

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Smol Asriel: ((Tri

Emb: ((hello

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Smol Asriel: ((My shit is fridays and saturdays now

Emb: ((okay

Smol Asriel: ((Are you actually there this time you cuck

Emb: ((probably

Smol Asriel: ((Bread

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: ((I might))

: ((Who knows))

Smol Asriel: ((u little bitch

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Barchar: (SWaturday might be a prob for me)

Fanta: fell asleep after saying that shit last night

Barchar: (cause i go to dnd sometimes on saturday)

Hywel: -He's awake, seeming mostly recovered.-

Hywel: -He heard it, btw.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -shows Emb a drawing. It's a drawing of Emb, but wearing cat ears.-[/color][/font]

Fanta: has been asleep all day

Fanta: awakens now

Barchar: is just...here. Not doing much. As fairly usual.

Hywel: "...Good afternoon.

Emb: ...Cute.

Fanta: "Mm.. so tired.."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gets out a gift box-[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's for you![/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He and frisk are partaking in the not doing of much, now in the main room of the bar, just sitting on the couch, talking about nothing in particular.-

Fanta: "Sorry I fell asleep mid conversation.."

Emb: Wait, what?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -her floof tail wags-[/color][/font]

Hywel: "Not an issue."

Fanta: ad hasn't noticed the cripple gote hanging around the bar

Fanta: she looks worse

Emb: ...Okay... - She takes the box and opens it. -

Fanta: sits up, sneezing

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He has, but knowing that he used to be the cripple goats father that died makes his afraid to talk to him.-

Barchar: looks at Fanta. "Er...are you alright...?"

Hywel: "Need anything? I'm feeling better."

Fanta: is in the bedroom

Fanta: "Nah.. fine for now"

Fanta: "This does suck, it sucks a lot"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He does glance at Smolriel often, though.-

Hywel: "I know."

Hywel: "Gonna have to get used to this."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -it's identical cat ears to the ones from the picture.-[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: [You got: Kitty Ears!][/color][/font]

Emb: ...Thank you?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I just thought you'd look cute wearing them is all...[/color][/font]

Fanta: he doesn't glance back, he doesn't even know he's the same AD

Emb: Oh. Alright.

Fanta: "Uggghh.."

Emb: puts them on, looking confused.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -That's what he's hoping for. That he doesn't know that he is the same one.-

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Hywel: "Yeah, yeah."

Emb: ((wait

Hywel: "You'll live."

Fanta: "I'm dying"

Fanta: "This is dying"

Emb: ((bio i have to choose pink bow or ears ;-;

Hywel: "No you're not."

Hywel: "That is recovering."

Hywel: "You get tired because you need more rest to hep fight the disease."

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: ((hep))

Emb: wears both for visual purposes, but wears pink bow for combat.

: ((well if Sunny got the ears it would be redundant

Fanta: coughs a lot

Hywel: "Gross."

Hywel: -Obvious joke.-

Hywel: -But still is kinda gross.-

Fanta: "Shush"

Fanta: "Do not heckle the dying"

Hywel: -He laughs a bit.-

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -her tail wags. It looks super soft and floofy...!-[/color][/font]

Fanta: "How's the horns treating ya?"

Emb: Thanks for the gift. Does it look good?

Hywel: "Purely cosmetic and we haven't been in public as of recent."

Hywel: "So I dunno."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]

Emb: Cool. Why did you give me this though?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It looks super cute on you~[/color][/font]

Fanta: "They're for attracting mates"

Fanta: "And goring your enemies"

Emb: I didn't know that could be reason enough. But okay.

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai guys))

Emb: ((hello

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Hywel: "Teue."

: True*

Hywel: "I don't feeeel like goring anybody though."

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: ((hi ce

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Fanta: "Not yet"

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Fanta: "But someday..."

Hywel: "What?"

Barchar: (MV can show up right about any time now methinks)

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Emb: ((i swear if they join right now

: ((and then we have

: ((seven people

: ((bloo isn't here though

Emb: ((and bio is phasing in and out of existance

Barchar: (yeahhh)

Barchar: (oy)

Barchar: (One problem with having like 9 people, and having no explanation if some of them aren't there)

Fanta: grabs hywel by the shoulder and waves her hand out in front of him

Hywel: "..."

Fanta: "Imagine... an army of evil vampires is approaching"

Fanta: "The only way to defeat them is by a stake to the heart"

Fanta: "What are you gonna do?"

Hywel: "That won't happen."

Fanta: "But it might!"

Barchar: (FUCK YOU HYWEL ANSWER THE QUESTION)

Fanta: "And you need to be prepared goddammit!"

Hywel: "No, but that won't happen."

Barchar: (HYWEL FUCK YOU IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION)

Fanta: "But what would you do?"

Fanta: "You'd have the type advantage and a +6 accuracy multiplier from your horns alone"

Fanta: sounds drowzy

Hywel: "What."

Fanta: "You roll an 8"

Fanta: "The vampires are closing in"

Hywel: "Fanta what the hell are you talking about."

Fanta: "Vampire preparedness"

Hywel: "No, but... Okay nevermind."

Hywel: "It still wouldn't happen."

Fanta: "This is the multiverse, anything.. can.."

Fanta: fell asleep mid sentence

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Hywel: "You tir- welp."

Hywel: "Goodnight I guess."

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Fanta: snaps back awake, "Wha!"

Fanta: "What was I saying?"

Hywel: "Good afternoon again."

Hywel: "Vampires."

Fanta: "Where?"

Hywel: "No, you were talking about them."

Fanta: "Are you the vampire?"

Fanta: touches his fangs

Hywel: "Now."

: No*

Fanta: "Ok"

Fanta: leans on him

Hywel: "Maybe."

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Fanta: "I knew it"

Fanta: "Those fangs are too long to be not-vampirey"

: ((ffs can't we just not bring some people))

: ((I literally just pubbed on tf2 for like, two hours, and we're still waiting))

Hywel: -He nibbles at her neck.-

Emb: ((brb

Fanta: fake pleads for help against the vampire

Barchar: (I dunno dude)

Fanta: ((Frisky's gone

Barchar: (I don't want to leave MV out of iit)

Fanta: ((They can join halfway through like i did

Hywel: "Heh..."

: (MV won't show up until like, 8.))

Fanta: feels her own mouth

Fanta: "Noooo you made me a vampire too"

: ((Its why whenever MV is involved in an arc, we usually have to wait until 8 for everyone to show up.))

Barchar: (yeah)

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: ((And then we all fall asleep halfway through it))

Barchar: (yeah...)

: ((hmmm))

Hywel: "Get wrecked."

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Fanta: nibbles at his neck now

Hywel: "Hey, that's not how it works"

: ((i guess we can wait until like 6:00 PM my time

Fanta: "Dammit it doesn't work on other vampires"

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: ((hi bio))

: ((Like, I don't want to skip MV))

Barchar: (yeaah)

Fanta: "Now what do we do"

: ((But I don't want to piss off anybody by waiting and waiting))

Fanta: "My stomach's makin the rumblies"

Fanta: "That only blood can satisfy"

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, like, MV was one of the few to actually come to both sessions of chapter 1))

Hywel: "And Food."

Fanta: "That too"

: ((MV is always in everything, because we always make sure to wait for them))

: ((Always))

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: ((Like, i've seen you fucks literally change an entire date because MV couldn't show))

Barchar: (we like MV)

Barchar: (And we probably changed that date because he was somehow important)

: ((Like I know MV likes PMD))

Fanta: ((MV missed a joytale day i think

: ((And MV is cool))

: ((But we have to skip them if they don't show up))

: ((Also they*

: ((You said he))

Fanta: ((I've ran like 6 arcs so far counting the current one

Fanta: ((Wowee

Barchar: (dammit)

Barchar: (and holy shit slarv)

Fanta: ((Ghost, trial, gregory house(which I still have day 2 of if anyone's interested since nance is barely here), joytale, xeno-thing, and this

: ((wew

Fanta: ((wew

Barchar: (and then there's the second ghost thing thats on hold)

Fanta: "Since you're better now I suppose you're my slave now"

Fanta: ((Oh yeah that

Emb: ((back

Fanta: ((I totally didn't.. forget completely about that

Hywel: "Guess so."

: ((I wish we could ping people on here))

Fanta: scratches his spots

Fanta: ((@everyone

Hywel: -He smiles and snuggles.-

Barchar: (Yeah I kinda do too)

Fanta: when the gf scratches just right

Barchar: (I mean, even the pms are soft notifications. That's just lame)

Fanta: ((https://i.imgur.com/HpTeOvs.jpg

Fanta: "Your first command is to scratch me good"

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Barchar: (Hywel: "I'm kinkshaming")

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Hywel: -He do.-

Fanta: purrs and leans in

Fanta: points to another spot

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Fanta: "There too"

Hywel: -He does so.-

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: ((fucking finally mv))

Fanta: purrs more, her foot twitches a bit

: ((hi))

Fanta: continues scratching the hywel

Hellaton: ((i was eating dinner and sending my gf a gay message

Barchar: (hi mv)

: ((ok cool))

Barchar: (is it gay if it's not technically the same gender)

: ((LAHARL))

: ((God forbid you send a straight message))

Hellaton: ((also, im so happy you guys like me

: ((I SUMMON Y--

: ((nvm

Barchar: (BLOO)

Barchar: (GET THY ASS OVER HERE)

Hellaton: ((its not a gender if its gay

: ((that's good!))

: ((Its not gay if its agender))

Hellaton: ((im not just agender, im gaygender

: ((we do like you <3

: ((On the flipside))

Emb: ((we like you :)

Hellaton: ((:)

: ((If it's agender, everything is gay))

Barchar: (ya dude, like, I like Slarv and Chime a lot, but like)

Barchar: (idk you're cool)

Emb: ((do we not all like everyone

: ((flame do you like me))

Fanta: ((Bread is my bitch

Hellaton: ((you guys are so nice to me my body cant handle it

Fanta: ((But in a cool way

: ((You))

Emb: ((don't climax

: ((are you okay))

: ((Fuck))

Barchar: (No frisky fuck you)

CryingEevee OOC: ((get down, MV is gonna explode!))

Hellaton: ((im ok

Barchar: (nah you're cool jk)

: ((okay good

Fanta: ((I've trained him

: ((also thanks!))

Hellaton: ((im just not used to genuine kindness in such high quantity

Barchar: (Fanta is slowly enslaving hywel)

: ((So MV, we've acquied a unanimous decision to put Prinnies in every single fucking arc somehow))

Barchar: (soon she'll just brainwash him because she's a fucking weirdo)

Hellaton: ((oh my god

: ((This is why me and Frisky shouldn't have a midnight conod))

: ((condo))

Hellaton: ((do it tho

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, when did that happen?))

: ((A Prinny will be an optional party member))

: (([i]optional[/i]

: ((It started with discussing Prinny weaponry))

Hellaton: ((also: force mv into every arc

Fanta: ((Laharl and Frisky in a condo at midnight~

: ((Because Frisky wanted a knife, and I go 'lol prinny knives'))

Hellaton: ((laharls ace you butt

: ((Just fucking snowballed from there))

: ((Slarvath, Laharl would shank me in a condo))

Fanta: ((Kinky

: ((Then take a bath in my blood

: ((Kek))

Fanta: ((Kinkier

Hellaton: ((or ignore you while playing video games

Fanta: ((Whoa

: ((^

: ((yep))

: ((I have literally done that irl))

Fanta: ((That's sick

Fanta: ((Yall are sick

Hellaton: ((im basing this off of that sim pic

: ((Like, my two friends have made out on my couch next to me before while i'm playing the new Disgaea on Ps4))

Barchar: (oh okay)

: ((okay so we have seven people rn))

Barchar: (I thought you meant the blood thing)

: ((bloo probably won't be here))

Barchar: (BLOO AND BIO)

Barchar: (I SUMMON THEE)

: ((true))

: ((I've bathed in red whine vinegar before))

: ((Does that count))

Emb: ((whine

: ((Yes))

Barchar: (yes)

Fanta: ((My friend and his girlfriend fucked in a tent while I was at his house one time

Hellaton: ((ive drank blood before does that count

Fanta: ((And he was 15

: ((yes

Hellaton: ((ok cool

: ((south park af

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah frisky, i never did finish the personality of your sim cause you didn't say what you wanted.))

Fanta: as hywel does more scratching, her foot twitches more

Fanta: has her head back, purring happily

Hywel: "I'm not gonna stop."

: ((make me a manipulative asshole

: ((idk what traits they are but make it similar to it

Fanta: "Why is my foot doing that"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll do my best, so you'll have the evil trait for sure))

Hywel: "I don't know the reason, but it's normal."

Fanta: "You don't do that"

Fanta: it keeps twitching

Fanta: does hywel search for another spot

Hellaton: ((if you make a sim of my gf, she has zarya hair and shes fat and she has glasses and her nickname is robin and i love her!! also shes creative and loving and flirty and a dork and oh my [i]god i love her so much[/i]

Hywel: -Ye.-

Emb: ((so are we doing pmd?

Hellaton: ((see, in games like tomodachi life or the sims, it's "buy one magevaati, get smolspeño free"

Fanta: he finds one on her neck, she's achieved nuclear purr, kicking her leg slightly

Hellaton: ((sur

: ((yes

Fanta: "Mmmhhh..."

Emb: ((yay

: ((we're waiting only a lil' bit longer))

Emb: ((4 minutes?

Hywel: "That place good?"

: ((well slarvath seems busy making ad his slave

Emb: ((well, now 3

Fanta: "Verryyy gooood"

Emb: ((oh okay

Fanta: ((Start whenever

Fanta: ((I can multitask

Fanta: ((And he's already my slave

: ((Okay))

: ((I gtg))

Barchar: (I bet Slarv is secretly getting off on this)

Emb: ((bye laharl

Barchar: (WELL FUCK)

Fanta: ((secretly?

Emb: ((rip

: ((LAHARL

: ((Why the fuck does this happen whenever we have to wait))

: ((secretly?))

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: ((TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF IT

: ((fuckkkkkkkkkk

: ((You honk Slarv is hiding getting off to it?))

: Think*

Emb: ((you honk

Hellaton: ((shit

Emb: ((well rip

Emb: ((don't worry 6 is still a number

Hellaton: ((so is pi

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: ((GET FUCKING MEMED))

Emb: ((YES

: ((HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOOD ONE!))

: ((Talked my way out of it tho))

CryingEevee OOC: ((you filthy memelord))

Hellaton: ((oh my god you cum bucket good one

: ((I knew it

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Emb: ((thank rare pepe

: ((So one more minute

: ((nvm

Emb: ((lol

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Hywel: "Well, I can look for a better place."

: ((So uh

: ((Wanna start now

Fanta: "Keep scratching all the spots thooough.."

Emb: ((yes

Emb: ((we have 3 people in arc room bc we're ready

Hywel: -He tried to do that.-

: Tries*

: ((ok

: ((EVERYBODY FILE IN

: ((Present, dood.))

Emb: ((git in the arc reactor dood

: ((Slarv

: ((Get in

Barchar: (Slarv stop wanking off to slace hywel and get in arc reactor)

Fanta: ((Dead sea scrolls or book of invincibility

: ((Get the fuck in the car

Emb: ((invincibility

: ((Book of shadows))

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: ((Dead Sea scrolls suck))

Emb: ((BLOOO

: ((Bloo

: ((Arc reactor

: (( K

: ((We're about to start

Fanta: he can keep those with one hand while searching for another

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Jocasta: ((hey waht's up everyone it's chim1kal

Jocasta: ((today we're playing msparp

Jocasta: ((let's do this shit

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Chime: ((you're all doing pokemon aren't you

: [Right as you got here]

: [Literally RIGHT as you got here]

: [We starter]

Chime: ((i figured

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Chime: ((it's fine, i'll find something to do

Hywel: -Well, he attempts that.-

Chime: ((i found a nice white wig so i'm gonna attempt to detangle it

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Fanta: there's another spot just above her tail, the last one

Hywel: -He scratches there.-

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Fanta: her leg has gone full kick now, she leans into them even more

Fanta: u done good

Fanta: ((i got to the womb as azazel with a fuckton of health

Fanta: ((I have this weird item that makes my shots stay there as a red swirly for a bit and then fire

Chime: ((oh yeah, forgot to mention, i noodled around my sims game to see if i could do some stuff - didn't do it in any of our characters houses, i was just experimenting

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Chime: ((i learned two things

Hywel: -He scratches all the best spots.-

Chime: ((one: i can safely utilize bunk beds

Fanta: you have melted the fanta

Chime: ((two: even if two normal humans have a kid, they're most likely gonna have weird skin and/or hair

: ((That is ludivicho and brimstone))

Fanta: as best a non-amalgam can melt, she has melted into the scratches

Fanta: ((I love and hate it

Fanta: ((Love it because it does a FUCKLOAD

Hywel: "That good?"

Fanta: ((And hate it because it's hella hard to use

Fanta: "Soooo gooood"

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Fanta: rolls over so he can scratch better, the leg still going

Hywel: -He scratches at a rate of a lot of scratch./

Fanta: she's drooling a bit

Hywel: "Taht good?

Fanta: "Mmmmmm..."

Hywel: -He goes even faster.-

Fanta: she lets out a smol bleat

Fanta: then she's like 'what'

Hywel: "That's adorable."

Hywel: "That is so adorable.@

Fanta: is confused

Fanta: "I didn't know I could even make that souns"

Fanta: *sound

Hywel: "Well it's adorable."

Fanta: "You were scratching so good I reverted to primal goat for a second"

Hywel: -He snuggles.-

Fanta: snuggles back

Fanta: ((Ok fuck that ludivicho

Fanta: ((Made those blood worm enemies in the womb quite literally impossible to hit

Fanta: ((So I had to wait for seraphim to beat them

Fanta: ((And die

: ((kek))

Fanta: "I can't believe I bleated.."

Hywel: "It was adorable."

Fanta: attempts to do it again, she can't

Fanta: "I can't even do it again"

Hywel: "Yep."

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Hywel: "Surprised you haven't done that during sex."

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Fanta: "Bleat? Or scratch?"

Hywel: "Bleat."

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Fanta: "I dunno"

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Fanta: "Maybe it's just a scratching thing"

: ((heya