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Barchar: (that's us now)
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Barchar: (size porn)
Kidgue: ((100+ repeats on jon madden))
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Barchar: (I can go further)
Barchar: (it was only 60)
Erron: ((Overwatch... [sub]is it weird that I have a legit crush on Pharah?[/sub]
Barchar: (yes)
Erron: ((:(
Barchar: (symmetra is bae pharah is nay)
Erron: ((U WOT M9?
Barchar: (YOU HEARD ME)
Erron: ((PHARAH IS BEST WAIFU
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Barchar: (HAVE YOU SEEN PHARA'S HIPS? NO. MAYBE FROM THE NECK DOWN SHE'S A FUCKIN' UGGO, EVER THINK OF THAT YA FUCK)
Barchar: (SYMMETRA IS PERF HEAD TO TOE)
Erron: ((BUT JUSTICE!
DamnDude: (( The fuck is happening ))
Erron: (([sub]also MV I couldn't find the size porn[/sub]
Barchar: (We're having a very very serious argument over overwatch characters)
Eon: ((dammit
Barchar: (You're on the internet MV I think you can find all the size porn you want)
Eon: ((i mean yeah but
Eon: ((you know it sucks when you want something but it doesnt exist so u gotta draw it your damn self
Barchar: (do you think porn artists wank off while they're drawing it)
Eon: ((we do
Erron: ((Maybe
Barchar: (thanks for the clarification Mv)
Barchar: (it's nice to have a direct soource for this)
Eon: ((yw
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Eon: ((i like how this is a fairly normal conversation for me
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Barchar: (Like we're just chill)
Eon: (("yep just talkin about porn"
Barchar: (the average fucks given in this chat averages on 0.675230[u]333[/u])
DamnDude: (( Ok, how can i make that into a reference for th3 topic ))
Barchar: (until rule 2 comes up then it skyrockets to YES)
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Barchar: ("Yep just talkin' about porn")
Barchar: (you don't need to change it really)
Barchar: (YES fucks given)
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DamnDude: (( Yes, but i did a Mno9 reference for the current topic ))
Barchar: (no fuck remains ungiven)
Eon: ((fucks are never given
Erron: (( Dear god, I kinda want to try MNo9. but these reviews man...
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Eon: ((tfw you wanna rp but not enough people are in the bar
Erron: ((tfw you're listening to different HC voices for your main character but is tied between Erron Black [sub]who he's based on[/sub], and McCree
Barchar: (I ould bring some of my people in)
Erron: ((And Underwatch is always here
Barchar: (and barchar is practically literally always here)
Eon: ((oh cool that means theres enough to bring in my trash dork
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Kidgue: ((tfw your character would literally just sit and do nothing if they aren't interacted with first))
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Erron: ((same -looks at Jamie-
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Max: oh hey these guys still exist. "We use the can opener to get behind the poster that says 'yes we CAN!' I can't believe I didn't think of that!"
Sam: "Well, good thing you have me and my superhuman ability to figure out obsure puzzles in the exact same amount of time it takes for somebody to look something up on the internet."
Erron: Huh?
Barchar: "Hi again. How'd that go?"
Sam: "Eh. Fine. No obvious ties in with some huge main plot yet, so I figure it'll be another few months before anything serious happens."
Acastus: -He walks in through the anydoor, and walks out the front door.-
Barchar: "Hi acastus, bye acastus."
: (( grhhhhh
Acastus: -He waved.-
Eon: -A tall Gaster enters the bar, though not the one we know and love. No, this one is a bit taller, with long legs, dressed in a black suit, blue shirt, and bright gold bowtie. He has glasses, and is holding a spiral notepad in one hand, a pen in the other.- ...Timeline: GRILLBY'S. Status: Stable. Classification: C. Notable aspects: The surface seems to have been mostly destroyed, with only one continent remaining. Underground, it seems that this is a remnant of a failed 'No Mercy' attempt. Also, this bar seems to be accessable from any and all timelines known. Estimated remaining time: 666 trillion centuries. Speed: 1.0000005 x median speed. Direction: forward. I believe this should be satisfactory.
Barchar: "Hello."
: (( >median speed
Barchar: "You're new."
Eon: adjusts his glasses, finishing his notes before storing them away.
Eon: Hello to you.
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Frisky: ((hah))
Eon: I am Gaster, though most refer to me as Eon.
Frisky: ((hahhaha))
Smolpox: Again, like with H, a loud voice can be heard coming from a smoller smol bacterium.
Smolpox: "Hello."
Eon: Oh what the fuck was that.
Barchar: "Oh, it's a bacterium."
Barchar: "That can talk."
Smolpox: "Yes."
Smolpox: "I don't know either."
Eon: .....Are you serious.
Barchar: "Entirely."
Smolpox: (( Eon: "Time to crush it." ))
Kidgue: ((wait, if smolpox isn't a virus anymore, why is it still called smolpox?))
Eon: Of all the things this must be one of the stranger ones.
Smolpox: (( Aha
Barchar: "Eh."
Smolpox: (( You see I've got another name
Barchar: "Not really."
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Barchar: "Trust me, I've been here since before people started coming here, and I've seen everything."
Eon: I mean, no, not the strangest, but.
Bis: (( A three-letter name that sounds like it needs another letter at the end
Barchar: "This is in the middle of the weird spectrum."
Kidgue: ((alos smolpox sounds like it would turn people smol))
Jamie (Judas): -he and Lillith walk in- [color=white]Well, I'm just saying; Don't try to be so easily convinced. [/color] Shut up, already! [color=white]He smashed a glass ball in his hand and told you it was your "timeline." You are a fucking idiot. [/color] OKAY! FUCK OFF! [color=white]ok, sheesh...[/color]
Kidgue: ...
Eon: I have traversed billions of timelines. This is fuckin' weird.
Bis: Bis slowly morphs into an all-white small Latias.
Bis: "Go on."
Eon: .....
Kidgue: ((again with the pokemon))
Bis: An eyeless Latias.
Bis: "I saw the other guy do this."
Kidgue: ((and latias specifically))
Barchar: "This, dear Eon, is the place where the misfits of the multivrse go. Where 'weird' has about as much meaning as 'existant'."
Bis: (( Bis is copying H ))
Barchar: "Welcome. Make yourself at home."
Eon: A Latias. Interesting ch-- other?
Barchar: "H, likely."
Bis: "Yeah. H." pronounced J Heich
Eon: ((bloo keeps making smaller and smaller characters until they reach subatomic
Bis: (( much to your amusement
Eon: ....I apologize, I'm new to this timeline.
Eon: Who?
Eon: ((yep
Barchar: "Another bacterium.
Barchar: "He tends to take the form of pokemon."
Eon: ......Hm.
Bis: (( But the things Bis morph into are about 2 times smaller than what they actually are
Bis: "He?"
Barchar: "Latias, Darkrai, briefly a surskit."
Eon: Ah.
Barchar: said the actual correct thing
Bis: oh
Eon: joltik
Bis: you're talking about H
Bis: right
Barchar: "Yes."
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Bis: (( I'm trying to think what pronoun Bis should use
Erron: ((Ok, it's official. [url=https://youtu.be/oU44bTGCG9k?t=715]Erron Black[/url] is Erron's HC Voice...
Bis: (( DELAY
Barchar: (I mean idk I don't think it matters all that much in the long run)
Kidgue: ((and a joltik, H was a joltik too))
Eon: Very interesting. Now, you might be?
Barchar: (it's not much of anything you need to think of AFAIC, just pick whatever seems right)
Barchar: "Barchar."
Bis: "..."
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Acastus: -He walks in, and just sits on the couch. Too many people for his liking.-
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Erron: ...what's with the party? Someone's birthday?
Eon: Ah, it is nice to meet you.
Barchar: "No, Erron, we're just finally getting a normal amount of people in here. It's been strangely empty lately."
Erron: That's the joke.
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Eon: ...
Barchar: "Yeah, nice to meet you too." She sat up, going over and shaking his hand. "You can basically consider me the authority on this dimension. Grillby is a close second, but he hasn't seen half of what I have."
Barchar: "Although, if you want anything from before 13 years ago, ask him."
Eon: nods, giving a firm shake.
Eon: Alright.
Eon: I simply deal with statistics.
Bis: "..."
Barchar: "Well, I can tell you that too."
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Eon: I mean, statistics are automatically revealed upon entering -- the important ones, at the very least.
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Barchar: "Well, then...well, then."
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Barchar: goes back on the couch.
Eon: sits at a table, and goes to his notepad. He makes a check mark in... something.
Bis: Bis sits on the couch. However she does that.
Barchar: "Though, for the record, the 'no mercy' attempt wasn't particularly failed. Frisk very definitely wrecked up the entire underground, all the way up to Asgore. Grillby was pretty much the only one they didn't get.
Eon: To fail is to fail to directly kill Sans, in these terms. I understand full well their devastation.
Barchar: "...I think even that is arguable."
Barchar: "As I understand, Sans did rather well at dieing. Whether it was technically by the humans hand or not."
Eon: Direct is reserved for direct, physical kills by their hands.
Eon: It is a shame that only three survived fully intact.
Barchar: "...Three...?"
Eon: Grillby, Napstablook, Burgerpants.
Barchar: "Ah, right, Napstablook and Burgertpants."
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Barchar: "Though, well, I don't know about Napstablook. They seemed to be housed in the same location as the rest of the dead inhabitants."
Frisky: ((well hello there laharl))
Barchar: "Granted, technically they CAN'T die, so...well, I don't know."
Frisky: ((wb))
Barchar: (ohai [s]mark[/s]Laharl)
Eon: Well, without becoming corporeal, ghosts cannot die, so, they technically survived.
Eon: ((yo
Barchar: "I suppose."
Kidgue: ((ohai laharl, i thought you were supposed to be gone))
Barchar: "It's certainly a grey area,":
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Eon: shrugs.
Eon: ((dedication
Frisky: ((a motherfucking wii u))
Frisky: ((nicr
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Frisky: ((nice*
Frisky: ((10/10
Eon: ((gg
Barchar: (10/10 laharl you did it)
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Eon: ((how can you see into my eyes like open doors
: fml [] is now see you in a few days fuckers [].
Eon: ((k
: see you in a few days fuckers [] is now imma go back to hyrule warriors [].
Eon: ((have fun
Barchar: (kill the waifus in waifu warriors)
Barchar: (see ya in a couple of days)
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Eon: ...
Eon: erases something and rewrites.
Eon: Much better.
Barchar: is that anything specific or just flavor
Eon: stores away his notebook
Eon: just flavor text
Eon: misspelled a thing
Barchar: fair enough
Eon: adjusts his bowtie lie a nerd.
Eon: *like
Eon: ...Quiet.
Barchar: "Yeah, this happens sometimes."
Barchar: "Usually we're more populated, there's been a dip lately."
Eon: Mmh. I wonder why.
Barchar: "No clue."
Eon: Not my field of research.
Barchar: "Trust me, if there was a blatant reason, I'd probably know."
Eon: Perhaps it is merely coincidental.
Barchar: "That's my best guess."
Eon: I do hope nothing is wrong.
Barchar: "Oh, it probably isn't."
Eon: You never know.
Frisky: ((waluigi suddenly busts into the bar))
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: ((BEHOLD MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN
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Waluigi: "IT'S WALUIGI TIME!"
Waluigi: falls, breaks his legs, and disappears from existence
: WAAAAAAAAAAA [Waluigi] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Eon: .....
Barchar: "...That is not as rare an occurence as you might believe."
: ((EXPECTING WALUIGI TIME?))
Eon: Rip.
: ((GOOD JOB! WALUIGI TIME!))
Barchar: "I mean, not him specifically, and not with such a....sudden exit."
Barchar: "But people randomly coming in for a few seconds, leaving, and neve rbeing heard from again."
Eon: Waluigis tend to be a phenomenon in many timelines.
Barchar: "Such as Will Smith, who had killed CArlton, popping in a couple days ago."
Eon: Hm.
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Eon: ((n o
Barchar: (hm?)
: ((nothing))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -by this time has put the blanket around herself and Emb-[/color][/font]
Eon: ...
Emb: has been asleep for a long time
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Barchar: "..." She sighs. "It's times like this where you wish you had some song you hadn't heard a million freaking times to have stuck in your head."
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Eon: ....
Eon: goes to the jukebox.
Barchar: "For the record? I'm not exaggerating there."
Eon: plays.... What's New Pussycat.
Barchar: "EON YOU-"\
Eon: Is this suitable?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is instinctively snuggling-[/color][/font]
Barchar: the expression on her face makes it clear that no, no it is not
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Eon: chuckles, before switching it to All Star.
Emb: is deep in sleep and doesn't react.
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "You know what, it's better."
Eon: Oh, good.
Barchar: "I know every single song on that jukebox, though, and god I've heard them all so, so much.
Eon: Ah.
Eon: .......
Barchar: "At least there's no new songs being made to get sick of.'
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Emb feels warm and fuzzy. They have good dreams.-[/color][/font]
Barchar: seems like a rather large assumption there Sunny
Emb: has almost never dreamed so this is new.
Eon: looks to see if there's a plug hole on the jukebox. "If you want to listen to trash and this thing can connect with it I could play my playlist.
Barchar: "Is it interdimensional trash that wouldn't have been played here in the past 13 years?"
Erron: ...
Eon: ....Some of it might be?
Barchar: "Go for it."
Eon: Alright.
Eon: Hoping nobody has the music taste of 2008-2014 electropop or vaporwave.
Eon: plugs in his ipod. Sure enough, first song is some ethereal vaporwave shit.
Barchar: "I am a desperate woman, Eon. I'll be happy with just about anything."
Eon: I mean nobody else who comes here.
MettatonSEX: -guess whose music taste is 2008-2014 electropop-
Barchar: "I have heard every single piece of music played in this dimension for the past 13 years, and I can recall them all with vivid clarity. Up until the surface was destroyed, my life was an utter cacophany of discordant, repeating music."
Barchar: "I will like ANYTHING that seems new."
Eon: ...Wow.
Barchar: "Let me tell you something: omniscience. Freaking. Sucks."
Eon: I would imagine.
Barchar: (I just realized that Eon has probably even seen a Barchar-like entity before)
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Barchar: (there's at least one other one in existence)
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Eon: ((hes seen a couple
Eon: ((hes seen a lot
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Barchar: (:P)
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Barchar: (Presumably not much of any made in the same way as Barchar, since the barkery is, as far as we're concerned right now, the only dimension with the same timeline-accessing event)
Barchar: (but at least like her)
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Eon: ((yeah
Eon: ...This place seems very inte-- -In the End comes on, Eon immediately switches to more ethereal vaporwave.- .......Interesting.
Barchar: "..."
Eon: .....
Barchar: "What's wrong with-whatever. Yes, this place is...very, VERY interesting indeed."
Barchar: "I don't think there's this high a concentration of utter...how to put it..."
Barchar: "Madness in the rest of the multiverse."
Eon: No, not that I've seen.
Barchar: "Even in the underswap version of this place, it's not hald so chaotic.
Eon: Yet.
Eon: Hm.
Eon: Very interesting indeed.
Eon: ........
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Eon: I should probably report my notes...
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Barchar: "Probably.
Eon: Yeah.
Eon: ....I'll see you around.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is floofy enough to feel like a stuffed animal.-[/color][/font]
Barchar: "See you, Eon."
Eon: unplugs his music and leaves. "See you, Barchar."
Emb: is comfortable, but too asleep to really acknowledge it.
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MageVaati: (hey)
Barchar: (hi?)
: ((hi
Barchar: (you've been here)
Loni Leyline: (oi
Barchar: (hi yaz)
FLion: -enters
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Barchar: "Hello.
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FLion: WELL HELLO THERE
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FLion: springs onto the top of BCs head
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Why are you on my head."
DamnDude: (( Well i just found the perfect game for MV ))
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Barchar: (in what way)
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MageVaati: (what game)
DamnDude: (( Its a shooter where basically you steal mass off of other people and it adds to your mass. If you shoot the enemy in the legs, you get bigger legs, and it goes like that for all of the body ))
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MageVaati: (holy shit)
MageVaati: (holy shit)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is snuggling-[/color][/font]
DamnDude: (( Morphies Law ))
DamnDude: (( Its not out yet but i just saw a video of it ))
FLion: (brb
MageVaati: (i need to see this)
Barchar: (i thouhgt you'd say katamari or something tbh)
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Erron: ((back
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MageVaati: (katamari is so cute)
Barchar: (katamari is great)
MageVaati: (the king of all cosmos is a dick tho)
Erron: ((never played it
Erron: ((sorry m8
MageVaati: (its so cute)
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: ((gtg
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Barchar: (the king is the fucking worst but he's hilarious so who cares)
MageVaati: (hes the best and the worst)
MageVaati: (im gonna go watch katamari videos be back whenever)
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Erron: ((I'm watching Nerf videos... I've had a Nerf War with some friends at my house, it's SO FUCKING FUUUUN!
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MageVaati: (rip)
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Gaster: ((sorry i'm late everyone
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MageVaati: (its ok!)
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Barchar: (hi chime)
Gaster: ((i was at a grad party
: ((ah
: ((it's fine
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Gaster: ((so i'm guessing nothing ic went on tonight
: ((yep))
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MageVaati: (well eon exists)
MageVaati: (also hi darling!)
Barchar: (yeah that's about it)
Barchar: (hi jal)
Smolster: (hi darling!!)
Gaster: ((what's eon
Smolster: (yo
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Gaster: ((i'm laughing i had fellby come over and date this girl in the sims
Gaster: ((and as soon as the date is over he's like "well look at the time, gotta go"
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Barchar: (That is fellby)
MageVaati: (lol)
Gaster: ((he came back and left roses for her though
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Barchar: ("We done? We fucking? No? Aight bye gonna go back to my wife lol")
Eon: ((this lil shit is a time dork
Eon: ((look in the babel gaster sheet
Gaster: ((he actually did fuck her though, but when they were done he left
Gaster: ((ah, okay
Barchar: (well then that's even more fellby)
Barchar: (do you have muffet in or is he just sleeping around)
Gaster: ((muffet is there
Gaster: ((and i'll see them both out together sometimes, and they'll just be making out
Barchar: (so he's just sleeping around because he's Fellby and that's what he do)
Gaster: ((they're both romance sims
Barchar: (in-character they're engaged but because they're fellby and muffet you let them go around fuckin' randos)
Gaster: ((yeah, pm
Barchar: (pm?)
Gaster: ((pretty much
Barchar: (ah)
Barchar: (I was like 'do you mean private message i don't have one I'm confused')
Gaster: ((hella actually paid the two a visit
Gaster: ((he played chess with jasper
Barchar: (jasper is living with the muffell family?)
Barchar: (or are those two unrelated topics)
Gaster: ((no, every time you move a family in the neighbors come over
Gaster: ((it was hella, jasper... and i forget who else
Barchar: (dedan?)
Gaster: ((no i hadn't moved him in yet
Eon: ((do u wanna see my trashsters introduction
Gaster: ((sure
Eon: (( Eon: -A tall Gaster enters the bar, though not the one we know and love. No, this one is a bit taller, with long legs, dressed in a black suit, blue shirt, and bright gold bowtie. He has glasses, and is holding a spiral notepad in one hand, a pen in the other.- ...Timeline: GRILLBY'S. Status: Stable. Classification: C. Notable aspects: The surface seems to have been mostly destroyed, with only one continent remaining. Underground, it seems that this is a remnant of a failed 'No Mercy' attempt. Also, this bar seems to be accessable from any and all timelines known. Estimated remaining time: 666 trillion centuries. Speed: 1.0000005 x median speed. Direction: forward. I believe this should be satisfactory.
Gaster: ((ah he's such a dork
Eon: ((he also listens to vaporwave and meme music
Gaster: ((oh my god
Barchar: (he wears a bowtie)
Gaster: ((also, gaster just came over and started to fight dedan for looking at him through a telescope
Gaster: ((i wasn't aware dedan was up to stuff like that
Eon: ((hes 7'3" and hes a literal huge nerd
Eon: ((dedan is into voyeurism
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Gaster: ((jasper is literally standing right behind dedan this is hilarious
Barchar: ("Hey dedan what are you doing" "Watching Gaster in the shower" "Ooh hot")
Gaster: ((SHE DIDN'T EVEN REACT she was like "oh cool" and went to play with the cat
Eon: ((me
Eon: ((also eons entire outfit references one of his rejected names: tony
Gaster: ((oh
Gaster: ((OH
Eon: ((TIME IS A TOOL YOU CAN PUT ON THE WALL OR WEAR IT ON YOUR WRIST
Gaster: ((... the propose option just appeared in jasper's menu
Eon: ((noice
Gaster: ((... dedan can propose that he gives her the judge
Dedan: (nothing's more romantic than pussy
Eon: ((mettaton: incorrect
Eon: ((gaster: you proposed with "so do you wanna get married"
Barchar: (Are you going to make Dedan and Jasper marry)
Eon: ((i feel like gaster doesnt let metta live that down
DamnDude: (( Its either the fucked up cat or the boy who lost his parents ))
Gaster: ((well if they go that way yeah
Gaster: ((i just realized jasper's running around in her swimsuit and dedan's running around in his pajamas
: Eon's connection timed out.
: FLION's connection timed out.
Barchar: (hot)
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Eon: ((mettas swimsuit in smolapenos sims game is a darth vader costume)
Gaster: ((that's beautiful
Eon: ((they didnt have c3po
Gaster: ((fellby's swimsuit is a tuxedo
Eon: ((FELLBY NO
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Barchar: (Fellby's swimsuit is his FUCKING CORPSE)
Gaster: ((i know, that's why he and muffet don't have a pool
Gaster: ((oh shoot found my screencaps http://image.prntscr.com/image/3fdb0dc7b5e84ab3b87d7be9f8f37420.png
Barchar: (hella looks like marceline)
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Gaster: (((... THAT'S WHO HE REMINDED ME OF
FLion: (oi
Barchar: (hi)
Barchar: still has FLion on her head
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
FLion: flips off of BC
Gaster: ((also i realized i forgot something in the muffell home: http://image.prntscr.com/image/bfc6cc0fdcaf4735b0ab0a37e0ef6ac3.png
Barchar: "...Rude."
Barchar: (oh wait the other kind of flip-SHIT)
Barchar: didn't say that
FLion: (I meant like a flip
FLion: (yeah
Barchar: (Muffet doesn't have a phone because because there might be memes on it)
Gaster: ((i saw that message and i was like "he did WHAT"
Eon: enters the bar. Again. "Timeli-- ....I've been here before."
Gaster: wanders in at a good time? A bad time?
Eon: ...Hello.
Gaster: Ah, hello, Eon!
Barchar: "Hi again."
Eon: Guardian, wonderful to see you.
Gaster: It's wonderful to see you as well!
FLion: Hey Everyone! Im looking for mighty Aventurers!
Eon: Fancy meeting you here.....
Eon: .....
Eon: Uh.
Barchar: "I mean, I have a giant rainbow laser, but I'd hardly call myself a mighty adventurer."
Eon: I can use magic, but adventure? That's what games are for.
FLion: (http://m.imgur.com/Q6JP0Vg
FLion: (what Flion lookslike
Eon: Adventure without having to actually stab giant eyeballs.
FLion: this is no game friend
FLion: Im lookinh for Altantis
Eon: .....I know.
Eon: ...Which one.
Barchar: "That's-yeah, jesus dude, so many.
Gaster: There's a lot out there, you know.
Barchar: "There isn't one in this dimension as far as I can tell, but god, so, [i]so[/i] many wildly varying atlantises."
Eon: Diner, movie, location, what ocean, et cetera.
FLion: the uh.....one under the sea
Eon: ...
Barchar: "WHICH sea!? In WHICH dimension!?"
Barchar: "That is the vaguest possible way you can refer to it."
FLion: uh....mine?
Barchar: "Does your dimension only have one sea?"
Eon: In this timeline the diner is 50' below sea level.
Barchar: "Pacific, atlantic, arctic, do you not split them up?"
Eon: ((fun fact: theres an atlantis diner in my state
FLion: well no one knows where Altantis is but some think its in the Mediterrean Sea
Gaster: Well, that narrows it down.
Eon: Mostly.
Eon: touches his clothes.
Eon: Okay no silk.
FLion: Im following the legendary foot steps of Allan Quartermain!
Eon: ...Who?
Barchar: "Who?"
FLion: Allan Quartermain....you know.....British guy.....wandered into the dark continent
Eon: No?
FLion: big game hunter?
Eon: I know statistics not people.
FLion: -is a Lion-
Barchar: "Apparnetly nobody thought him in any way important in the past 13 years, because I have no idea what you're on about."
Eon: And arent you big game?
Gaster: ... I can't say I'm familiar.
FLion: pulls out a book and shoves it on BCs hand
FLion: King Solomons Mine
FLion: readcit
FLion: read it*
Eon: ...Is that fiction in your timeline?
FLion: nope thats just a story wrotten about him
Eon: ...Fictional?
Barchar: puts it down. "I just did."
FLion: no its real
FLion: rumour has it that he found a way into Altantis
Eon: Drowning?
FLion: ......no
Barchar: "Rumors also said you could get mew by using strength on a truck."
Barchar: "Put simply: rumors don't mean shit."
FLion: pulls out a triangle shape rock
Eon: In some universes that's true.
Gaster: ... Is that the triforce?
Eon: 76, last I counted.
Eon: ...
FLion: this is a piece of the key to altantis
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Gaster: Ah, I see...
Eon: If I have to fight a pig, I'm leaving.
FLion: I found it while going through his notes
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Is that a freaking triforce piece"
Emb: ((confirmed i'm not a sociopath ^-^
Eon: ((cool
FLion: whats a triforce?
Eon: ...
Barchar: "And, also, what the hell, you found it while 'going through his notes'? A big triangle stone?"
Eon: Child, do you not know of the Legend of Zelda?
Barchar: "He didn't react to the mew thing either. He might be in a timeline that's pre-video games."
FLion: Hey no naughty words
Eon: ...
Barchar: "...Child, if you don't want naughty words, this is a bad place to be."
Barchar: "We've got fucks flying around like queleas."
Eon: ((flion meets hellaton "no naughty words" "ththats my naaaaame..."
FLion: pulls out a bar of soap and stuffs in it BCs mouth
Eon: ...
Gaster: ... Rude.
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
Barchar: takes it out. "Soap tastes bad. Nice to know." She throws it at FLion's head. "Do that again and I'll make you stuff it in your own."
Smolster: (heckaton
FLion: I know hes rude saying bad words like so
Gaster: That's a girl!
Eon: ...Chara is female.
FLion: she*
Eon: Er, Barchar.
Eon: Sorry.
FLion: (Im on phone piss off
Eon: ((sorry
Barchar: "I have VISIBLE boobs."
Eon: That means nothing.
FLion: -retcon it to fucking she
Eon: ok
Barchar: but that's not funny
FLion: (Im on a fucking bus
FLion: (and drivers are fucking insane here
Eon: ((ok
Barchar: "Listen, child, this is not a safe place as far as 'bad words' go."
Barchar: "If you don't want them, and react so violently, I suggest you find some other recruiting place.
Eon: ...Timeline FVCIC5 bans the use of swears and those caught are punished via imprisonment.
Eon: ((the code looks like "fucks" on purpose
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Barchar: "All in all: Chill or realize that this is a poor place to do this if you won't chill."
Barchar: "Either work."
FLion: ...anyways whose interested?
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
Eon: ((brb
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Gaster: ... I guess I can go...
Barchar: "Not me."
FLion: only those who dont fear the grave should consider
Barchar: "To be fair, I don't fear the grave, but still."
Gaster: glances around awkwardly. "Nobody else?
FLion: well Im not going now
FLion: I have to wait for my friend Sunny
Barchar: (Gaster: "To be fair you'll probably be able to swim, like, the whole ti-")
Barchar: (Barchar: "I'M IN")
Gaster: Ah, I see.
FLion: ...plus I still need tp compile all my notes
Gaster: That's a wise idea.
FLion: well Imma do that
FLion: cartwheelz to the anydoor
Gaster: ... Bye.
Prof. Alphys: -enters
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "What the fuck was that..."
Eon: ...Hello.
Gaster: I'm not sure.
Prof. Alphys: there you instructor Gaster
Eon: ....Uh.
Eon: Which one.
Eon: is, in fact, a Gaster.
Prof. Alphys: -grabs eons hand- come on the student is waiting
Eon: ((alphys goes to the babel timeline "THERE YOU ARE GASTER"
Eon: W-wait, what's going on?!
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Prof. Alphys: -pulls Eon to the anydoor and goes to DMV666
Eon: [sub]Ti-- not now, later.[/sub]
Gaster: runs after them. "What the hell?"
Eon: W-what the hell!
Prof. Alphys: -takes Eon to a Dmv and puts him in the passanger seat
Eon: What's going on?!
Prof. Alphys: just judge the students drving skills
Gaster: ...
Eon: I'm a statistician not a driving instructor!
Gaster: just kind of... tries to sit by the sidelines.
Prof. Alphys: -hands him a notepad
Eon: I don't even know how to operate a car!
Prof. Alphys: you too -points to Gaster
Eon: attempts to escape the car. He manages to open a window an inch.
: FLION [FLion] is now Tory [].
Gaster: ... I... uh.
: enters the drovers side
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Prof. Alphys: -puts Gaster in the back seats
Eon: I'M NOT A DRIVING INSTRUCTOR GET ME OUT
: the doors all lock
Eon: has managed to get his arm stuck in the window.
: looks at Eon waiting for instructions
Eon: [font=wingdings]HELP[/font]
Eon: Please release me from this.
Gaster: ... I hope you're a good driver, sir.
: SHUT UP -crashes the car parked in front of them- Fuck
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Gaster: ... Oooh boy.
: -backs up and starts drving at high speeds down the road
Eon: 's right hand fucking pops off.
Eon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[font=wingdings]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/font]
Gaster: texts Mettaton. [DARLING I LOVE YOU]
: -is driving at two people walking across thw street
MettatonSEX: [i love you too whats going on]
Eon: STOP
: Gaster's connection timed out.
: WELL APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT SOOOO FUCK EM -runs the two people over as they go flying over the car
Eon: said stop
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Eon: has begun to just cry at this point.
: does a quick right turn and tilts the car onto 2 wheels
: is now approaching a fork in the road, theres a bus approaching
Eon: TURN THE OTHER WAY
: Erron [Erron] disconnected.
: oh what the hell
Eon: ...WHY
: turns and avoids the bus
Eon: OKAY YOU DID ONE THING RIGHT I THINK
: is approaching a red light with 2 cars waiting
Eon: STOP THE CAR
Eon: , somehow, has gotten tangled in the seatbelt.
: FFFUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK -wedges the car betweeb the two other cars and pass through the res light
Eon: YOU FAIL AT EVERYTHING
: runs over a motorcyclist while crossing the red light
: THE HELL WAS THAT?
Eon: SOMEONE BETTER AT EXISTING THAN YOU
Eon: GO BACK TO THE HELL WHERE YOU STARTED THIS HELL TRIP
Eon: AND SOMEONE REMOVE ME FROM THIS
: spins the car around and starts headng back to the DmV
Eon: I just want to live...
: returns to the DMV course and satrts going through the cones
Eon: manages to get his hand back via magic
: hits a ramp and goes flying through the air,"SHHHHHIIIIITTTTT
Eon: AAAAAAAAAAA
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Gaster: ((wow internet what a time to cut out
Eon: is screaming and crying.
Gaster: has been trying to text Mettaton this whole time. [I'M PROBABLY ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL]
: the car beginz to flip once it impacts the ground
Gaster: [FVFGS]
Eon: And tsngled in the seatbelt
Gaster: hits the ceiling.
MettatonSEX: [ARE YOU OK]
Gaster: [asdf]
MettatonSEX: [do i have to kill a bitch]
Gaster: [maybee]
MettatonSEX: [where are you]
Gaster: [i don't know]
: -the car lands normaly on the spot where it started and the doors unlock
Gaster: [i'mscared]
Gaster: bolts out of the car.
Eon: is tangled in the seatbelt still
Eon: help
Gaster: turns around and helps Eon.
: -theres a /100 on th le notepad
Eon: gives this man a -5000000000000000
Gaster: ((sex is like this driving test - explosions, screaming, there's two gasters there
Gaster: crawls to the curb and throws up.
: -the car is beat to hell
Eon: also writes ancient elder god swears
Gaster: -no don't teach him-
: -Its also leaking fluids
Eon: manages to exit the car, collapse, and cry.
: looks at the notepad score,"Piss
: -the car explodes
Gaster: is now vomiting and crying.
: Tory [] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].
Eon: is just crying
MettatonSEX: [who do i need to fuck up]
Wandering Frisk: Hey Hey Hey! What are you doing? thats my part time gig!
Gaster: [i... i don't know]
Wandering Frisk: appers
MettatonSEX: [shit]
Eon: WHY
Wandering Frisk: Im the instructor
Gaster: [there was an alphysing and that guy from the prostitute hole and eno and this tori guy]
Gaster: [my mind is whilring help]
MettatonSEX: [darling its ok its ok]
MettatonSEX: [what timeline are you in]
Gaster: [i'm gonna fthrow up smore]
Wandering Frisk: ....uh....you two okay?
MettatonSEX: [ew gross]
Eon: NO
Gaster: gives one last heave. "No..."
Wandering Frisk: helps both of the gasty figures up
Eon: is sobbing
Wandering Frisk: come on lets get you teo back to the bar
Gaster: wobbles, staring at the car and just shaking his head.
: -thw car is burning nicely
Wandering Frisk: takes the two bac to the bar
Gaster: ((shit i forgot about this screenshot: http://image.prntscr.com/image/a39af44dc771492a9b1f62a21b62c40a.png
: Emb [Emb] disconnected.
Eon: ((gg
Gaster: sits down, staring into space.
Wandering Frisk: you two need a drink?
Gaster: Yes please.
MettatonSEX: -He's at the bar and immediately sits by Gaster.- Are you okay?
Eon: No.
Gaster: No.
Wandering Frisk: grabs a bottle of wine ans hands it to Gaater
Eon: begins pacing the bar.
MettatonSEX: Do you need anything?
Gaster: ... Actually...
Gaster: I should probably lie down.
Gaster: sets the wine aside.
Wandering Frisk: so ah....could you not tell my boss Im working at the DMV
Gaster: I won't.
Wandering Frisk: thanks
Gaster: Good god, how do you deal with that?
MettatonSEX: -He nods, and takes Gaster to the couch. He sets the skel down gently.
Wandering Frisk: ehh you get used to it
Gaster: ...
Gaster: opens his mouth to say something, but passes out.
MettatonSEX: -He stays by Gaster.-
Gaster: ((I'm really tired, goodnight everyone
Eon: ((ok, gn
Wandering Frisk: ((night
DamnDude: (( Gn ))
: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: -Actually? He takes Gaster home.
Wandering Frisk: heh seen that a few too many tijea
Wandering Frisk: times*
Wandering Frisk: how are you holding up -to Eon
Eon: [font=wingdings]OF ALL THE TIMELINES I HAVE EVER BEEN IN, THAT ONE IS THE WORST.[/font]
Wandering Frisk: well its a timeline dedicated to solely DMV purposes
Eon: WELL IT SUCKS
Wandering Frisk: ...you looking for some comfort?
Eon: collapses to his knees.
Eon: ......Y-yes...
Wandering Frisk: alright....anything more than a hug though and I will have to charge
Wandering Frisk: hugs him
Eon: hugs back, sobbing.
Wandering Frisk: is a prositute at the bakery btw
Eon: i know
Wandering Frisk: there therebits all over
Eon: Thank you... thank you oh god that was horrible...
Wandering Frisk: yeah I know I do it 3 times a week
Eon: Quit.
Eon: You'll end up dead.
Wandering Frisk: ehh its not that bad
Wandering Frisk: not like all the drivers end up blowing up the car
Eon: Also that timeline only has fourteen years left
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Wandering Frisk: plus I get and give road head a lot
Wandering Frisk: what why?
Wandering Frisk: (oh shit I thought Eon was bloo
Eon: ...I know the statistics, not the future cause.
Eon: ((im mv
Eon: ((you got the wrong size trash
: (( my characters aren't of that high quality
Wandering Frisk: (fuck dude that explains why MTT was there
Wandering Frisk: (eh
Eon: ((yazan are you drunk
Eon: ((bloo your characters are cool
Wandering Frisk: (I could be
Wandering Frisk: (but Im not
Eon: ((ok
: (( trash confused with trash
Wandering Frisk: you ah.....wanna gwt Frisky with Frisk?
Eon: ...No.
Wandering Frisk: ahhhh
: (( an idea keeps recurring
Wandering Frisk: How about a discount?
: (( But at that time I'm already busy
: (( Then I forget it
: (( Rinse and repeat
Eon: I said no, Frisk.
Wandering Frisk: party pooper no cake fo you
: bloo [] is now bloo [Bis].
Eon: Sex is not the answer right now and I do bot find myself wanting sex with any human.
Bis: Bis snaps back to reality. ".......wot"
Wandering Frisk: racist
Bis: (( I do bot
Bis: (( top kek
Wandering Frisk: (lol that was suppose to be ooc
Eon: Humans nearly destroyed monsters but okay.
Eon: At least in my timeline.
Wandering Frisk: eh Im too busy fuckin to care
Eon: Also Frisks tend to see versions of my sons like brothers so. Absolutely not.
Wandering Frisk: stops huggging
Eon: unhugs.
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Bis: (( Oh shit
Ken M: (( http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/6fcc59ed533c4c37cb34ae4f4873bb09.png ))
Wandering Frisk: skeletons are...awkward anyhows
Bis: (( Time for Will Smith to return
Ken M: -swaggers his blimey ass in-
Eon: Yeah.
Eon: ....
: bloo [Bis] is now bloo [Corelton].
Wandering Frisk: I prefer goats fish or flamess
Ken M: -also the rest of his blimey self-
Mercer: fish walks in
Ken M: -also the parts of himself that aren't blimey-
Eon: ..........
Eon: Hi.
Wandering Frisk: hmmm lookie here
Corelton: (( deciding if Corelton should really exist
Ken M: ((Oh lord
Wandering Frisk: hops up and goez to mercer
Mercer: "what?"
Eon: rapidly begins warping, finally settling for sprawling on the couch.
Wandering Frisk: hey stud lookibg for some action tonight
Mercer: "not really?"
Ken M: no not tonight
Ken M: or any other night
Ken M: I'm married
Wandering Frisk: talking to Mercer
Wandering Frisk: well wanna make that a really?
Ken M: ((I know
Wandering Frisk: really. do*
Ken M: ((KenM doesn't
Corelton: (( wait what would corelton even be
Mercer: "no"
Wandering Frisk: I go all ways
Corelton: (( a moving fresh prince box set?
Wandering Frisk: hmph fine
Ken M: well i think maybe you should all ways go
Ken M: impudent strumpets are ruining today's society
Mercer: "is it because I'm a fish"
: bloo [Corelton] is now bloo [Carlton].
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Wandering Frisk: whatever mister high and mighty, doubt you do much for society
Wandering Frisk: (oi bread
Carlton: Carlton walks in.
Ken M: yes I am a professional freelance one man focus group
Eon: .....
Carlton: Albeit a ghost
Wandering Frisk: sounds like a waste of soace
Wandering Frisk: space*
Eon: Do not disturb me I am going to pass out
Carlton: "According to Will, I was a waste."
: ((Hey))
Eon: passes out
Eon: ((gn
: Eon's connection timed out.
Wandering Frisk: oh
Ken M: whoa hey look it's denzel washington
Carlton: "I'm Carlton Banks you idiot"
Wandering Frisk: its Carlton Banks asshat
Ken M: sorry mr. glover
Carlton: carlton the spoopy ghost floats over to Ken M
Carlton: "You didn't even stop Will from slaughtering me!"
Wandering Frisk: (why are you up AD
Ken M: that would be racist of me
Carlton: "what"
: ((Cause I m not tired))
: ((And I can't sleep))
Carlton: (( Come and say hi to ghost Carlton Banks
Ken M: yes it would be racist for a white man like me to interfere with traditional and healthy black on black violence
: ((Its not unusual))
Carlton: "what the fuck"
: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].
Ken M: never thought of it that way, huh?
Azalea: -She is doing the comforting thing for Loni.-
Loni Leyline: is in bed
Carlton: carlton floats his ghost ass out of the bar
Loni Leyline: should we....go find him?
Ken M: ((kek
Azalea: "...whenever you're ready."
Carlton: (( "i'm going to go bust my teeth up to look like David Bowie in the 80s" -my friend ))
Acastus: -He cuts into the bar, heading to the anydoor.-
Acastus: -He looks tired as he does.-
Carlton: (( "he looks tired as he does" ))
Ken M: ((wow
Loni Leyline: lets..go
Carlton: (( don't you mean "as he does so" ))
Ken M: ((he must be a lad insane ))
: ((Yeah I do))
: ((Mean that))
Carlton: (( k ))
: ((Never said I shouldn't be sleeping right now))
Carlton: (( i then replied
Carlton: (( "go paint a lightning strike on your face while you're off your head you cock" ))
Azalea: -She gets up.-
Ken M: ((ok
Acastus: -He leaves through the anydoor.-
Carlton: (( this may be a dramatization ))
Carlton: (( and/or slightly exaggerated
Azalea: -I assume they walk to the house in the forest?-
Ken M: oh dear he left
Loni Leyline: -yep
Ken M: maybe I was imagining him
Azalea: -Well hen they are there now.-
: Then*
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
Ken M: nah when's the last time that I've been certain someone's real but he's just a figment of my imagination
: bloo [Carlton] is now bloo [David Bowie].
David Bowie: lol jk
Ken M: ((no
: bloo [David Bowie] is now bloo [].
Ken M: ((I'm afraid I have to draw the line there.))
Azalea: "..."
: (( what line?
Ken M: ((coke
Ken M: ((I'm imitating David Bowie
: (( "Do TV people still do this?" ))
Loni Leyline: Where is...he?
Azalea: "Not sure."
: bloo [] is now bloo [David Bowie].
David Bowie: draws a line
Ken M: ((stahp
Loni Leyline: sits on the grass
: bloo [David Bowie] is now bloo [].
Azalea: -She sits by her.-
Loni Leyline: I dont.....know what...to do..??
Loni Leyline: about ...him...and Jager
Azalea: "...All we can really do is wait."
Azalea: "For Jäger..."
Azalea: "...I'm not sure."
Ken M: ((so I went on my daily minority oppression spree, right?))
: (( go on ))
Loni Leyline: (yeah
Ken M: ((you know, as one does))
: (( yes, yes [i][casually draws a line][/i] ))
Ken M: ((and it turned out there weren't any minorities left))
Ken M: ((#firstworldproblems))
Loni Leyline: what if.....he doesnt stop...until he kills Jager
: (( alternatively
: (( wait no there's nothing alternate
: (( so how about that new frank video ))
Azalea: "...I don't know. Maybe he'll stop now that he doesn't have you, how can we know..."
Ken M: ((Animal Rights?
Azalea: -She plucks a small flower from the grass.-
: (( and i hate vegans
Ken M: ((not a fan of the new pink guy song))
Ken M: ((Video was pretty good though))
Azalea: "...All we can really do is wait."
Ken M: ((He really upped the production value))
Loni Leyline: picks a flower too
: (( yes
: theres sounds of footsteps coming
Azalea: "...I think he's coming."
PowerArmorJager: -walks out
Azalea: -She looks up.-
: ((Jäger: FUKIN FALLOUT BITCHES))
: ((Jäger: -Shoots fat man.-
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Ken M: ((I want to do that game with the mice but no way am I handling snakes))
: (( I've handled a snake
: ((I've handled a snake))
PowerArmorJager: -is in a large powered armored suit. completely sealed in it
: (( Remember Rat Chef? ))
: ((I've handled a snake
Azalea: "..."
Ken M: ((when I get off msparp tonight I'll handle a snake))
PowerArmorJager: ..hey
Loni Leyline: ....
: (( same B
Azalea: "Hello."
: ((Don't fuck the snake))
: ((Okay))
: (( jacking off you dip
: (( jk
PowerArmorJager: someone left me this suit
: ((No no))
: (( i think that's what "handle a snake" can mean
: ((i'll fucking strangle a snake and slice it in half))
: ((I mean actually fucking a snake))
Ken M: ((For the final boss of Metal Gear Solid I'll handle a snake))
: (( how do you fuck a snake
: (( do you insert it anally? ))
: ((I can get a video))
Ken M: ((headfirst
: ((Of a guy fucking a snake))
: ((Right now))
: (( pls <3
Ken M: ((can you use the snake as a really advanced condom?
: ((if you're a girl, insert it into your vagina, if you're a guy or agender, insert it in the anus))
Loni Leyline: (why
Ken M: ((these questions are important))
: (( frisky: "or if you have a vagina" ))
: (( fixed
PowerArmorJager: not about to take a chance on this
: ((right
: (( AU where 80s airplane instruction videos are 80s snake fucking instruction videos ))
: ((i forgot))
: ((bloo, how does rei fuck a snake))
: (( they don't ))
: ((if they do))
: ((what do they do))
Loni Leyline: I ...don...think you....should be.....here Jager
: WARNING THIS IS VERY VULGAR AND LITERALLY BEASTIALITY, probably illegal in most states don't click if you don't want to see it http://naijauncut.com/2015/05/17/update-video-guy-fucking-a-snake-shows-the-world-is-coming-to-an-end/
: (( they don't ))
Ken M: ((everyone knows the real best anime is Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land))
: ((Okay))
Ken M: ((brb
: (( brb
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Azalea: "You can get hurt."
Loni Leyline: (I aint watching that
: ((Don't))
: (( This shit is lit
: ((It's pretty nasty))
: (( Going to link B to where he can find snakes near his area
: ((All snakes have a hole like that))
: ((Males and females))
PowerArmorJager: this suit is made out of oure tungsten and depleted uranium
Azalea: "So."
Azalea: "Atill can get hurt."
PowerArmorJager: Ill be fine
: Still*
: ((Are you getting off to that))
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: (( @B http://www.petsmart.com/live-pet/live-reptiles/cat-36-catid-700003 ))
Ken M: ((well it's been a long time since I've seen something with that sheer amount of not ok))
: comes into view. but it looks badly damaged and barely walking
Ken M: ((and I went through the ED Offended page last night?)
: ((it's fucking terrible I know))
Ken M: *))
: (( This is the only time where I don't have eye bleach
: ((You asked))
Ken M: ((actually it's fucking a snake
: ((I delivered))
Loni Leyline: (that was sinanju
DamnDude: (( Didnt you see a home made castration last nighy ))
Ken M: ((yep
Ken M: ((couple of em actually
: ((Probably gonna get banned by tomorrow))
: (( Going to report Bread to the FBI now
: (( brb
Azalea: "You alright.?"
Ken M: ((the rubber band castration was the [s]best[/s] worst one))
Azalea: -She said that to shinanju.-
: ((Pls))
: (( Hold up
: (( Rubber bands are lit af
Ken M: ((you know how if you put enough rubber bands on a watermelon it explodes))
Sinanju: -collaspes to itz knees,"...Loni.....
: ((yes))
Azalea: "Sir?"
Ken M: ((use your imagination
: ((Oh fun))
: (( does the scrotum just launch like the Challenger
: (( and explode shortly after
Loni Leyline: is it...true? are you....my dad
: ((I looked at a few pictures from that website))
: ((I was mostly unphased))
Ken M: (("sexy rocket decades in the making explodes at high velocity due to suction failure"))
Sinanju: -nods while supporting itself with a sword
Azalea: "Are you okay?"
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: ((Maybe I'm just a soulless bastard))
Sinanju: ..I....dont.....have much .....enegry left
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Ken M: ((nah same here
Azalea: "...I never was going to harm her, sir..."
Ken M: ((some of it is legit funny
: (( B the title you posted
: (( could probably be used to describe some of those vids
Sinanju: ....all this.....fighting...has made......me blind
Azalea: "...I'm sorry about what happened..."
Azalea: "I promise I'll take good care of her."
Ken M: ((ironically the only thing to offend me was the gay porn simply because I was offended that someone was that offended by it))
Sinanju: I want.....my daughter...back....and to....kill the man...who stole her from....me.
Azalea: "I know..."
Sinanju: please
: ((encyclopedia dramatica offended section in a nutshell - CORPSES, CATS, AND SHIT FOUNTAINS))
Azalea: "...Loni?"
: ((The first two pictures were great))
Ken M: ((the shit fountains were fuckin hilarious though))
: ((The rest then we're dead people))
: ((yep))
Sinanju: ...grant me my..wish....to reunite me......with my daughtrr.....before I fade.....away
: Were*
: ((ad how do you feel about the corpses))
Azalea: -She looks to Loni.-
: ((Meh))
: ((Not fun to look at))
: (( I had [url=http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/David-david-bowie-163223_1422_1446.jpg]this tab[/url] open and switched away for a few minutes. Upon switching back to said tab I almost shat my pants
Loni Leyline: slowy walks over ans hugs sinanju who hugs bacj
: ((What is that link to))
: ((david bowie
Ken M: ((after a while it just becomes skin and red))
: ((i think
Loni Leyline: whats your name......ou
Loni Leyline: dad*
Ken M: ((GRAND DAD
Sinanju: Sinanju.....Stein
: ((I don't enjoy looking at people dying))
Ken M: ((ok listen up motherfuckers I have a story
: ((ok))
DamnDude: (( No ))
: ((daddyfucker b what is your story))
Ken M: ((so a friend of mine was having a birthday party that wasn't really a birthday party and we were just hanging out in hammocks at some openish field in my city))
: ((cool))
: ((Azalea: Do you have a brother named Franken?))
Ken M: ((I didn't have a hammock but that was fine because it's just dirt))
: ((did somebody die
Ken M: ((my dignity
: ((Shinanju: fock off m8))
Ken M: ((let me finish
Ken M: ((so I showed up wearing flip-flops, cargo shorts, a t-shirt from a Boy Scout event and toting one of those Yeti water bottles))
Ken M: ((they all called me "dad"))
Ken M: ((so I offered them mints))
: ((Could have been daddy))
: ((Then the white stuff would not have been mints))
Ken M: ((this story is a lot more boring now that I'm telling it whoops sorry))
Sinanju: please....take....care of her...
: ((Loni: daddy~))
Azalea: "I will..."
: ((i'll stop now
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Sinanju: stops hugging and stands up looks towards Jager
Ken M: (( relevant Bowie http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UqWHWiL7wv4 ))
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Azalea: "..."
PowerArmorJager: shall we end this?
Ken M: ((gtg need to handle the snake
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: (( guys tell me what this is supposed to be http://puu.sh/pFck4/3828fc6d09.jpg
: ((I'm gonna fall asleep))
: ((So when they finish fighting or whatever))
: ((Azalea returns home with Loni))
Loni Leyline: please...dont....I dont want to...lose...anyone
: ((K thanks bye))
: ((Ok wait))
: ((I'll stay longer))
Azalea: -She goes over to Azalea, hugging her.-
Loni Leyline: (go well finish later
Loni Leyline: (i just got to the zoo
: ((K))
: ((Gn))
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Loni Leyline: (gn
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Loni Leyline: (morning
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: ((Morning
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Loni Leyline: ((damnit
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: ((yeah uh, i'm gonna casually play games rn))
Loni Leyline: (me too. just spent a lot of money on the steam summer sale
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Barchar: (yeah same I'mma play gungeon)
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Smol Asriel: ((GAAAAAASP
Smol Asriel: ((Aaaaand nobody's here
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Papa's Chars [].
: ((Whoooooaaaaaaah did i see that right?
: ((Imma need a recap of the last week
Loni Leyline: (oi
Loni Leyline: (where have you been slarv?
: ((Ive been camping
: ((I'll say what my chars have been up to in a minute
Loni Leyline: (im goin to bed
: ((Gn
Loni Leyline: (tell me later
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: ((K
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: ((heya
: Bio [] is now Doug Dimmadome, Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome [].
: Doug Dimmadome, Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome [] is now Doug Dimmadome, Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome [].
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800][sub][sup]test[/sup][/sub][/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800][sub][sup]brb[/sup][/sub][/color][/font]
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: ((ayy Slar, good to see you again
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: ((ayy
: ((unrip
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: ((Actually back now
: ((ayy
: ((Ey
: ((Anything happen this week
: ((I'm gonna be doing a mini-arc that'll use a redone version of the battle system used in Joytale
: ((Tri returned
: ((I sae
: *saw
: ((Any character stuff? Also cool
: ((Sunny made friends with a character named Emb
: ((Thats it?
: ((There's more bit I can't remember everything
: ((*but
: ((Eevee is RPing again
: ((...hmm...
: So over this week I made some changes to the game. As much as it would make sense to not, sex does exist. Luz is going to be different and i figured out the other characters
: ((No big drama? Kewl
: The luz you know is from the INDEV1 timeline
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is sitting on the couch-[/color][/font]
: ((interesting
: Loner Luz is no more
: ((on the ooc side, there was a single rule 2 break, but I'm not going to say names
: Now there is Luz and Lacey, which is better for party members, and luz's character and powers
: ((I found out I'm a good level creator for the game VVVVVV
: ((Was it a big thing or an accieent
: ((Accident
: ((Good
: ((Good indeed.
: Smol has been slowly recoverling
: I mean, he's still cripple gote but less burned
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -has been wondering about Smol lately-[/color][/font]
: [font=Century Gothic][color=#ff8888] Drone [∮] : -visited the bar, along with two-[/color][/font]
: [font=Century Gothic][color=#88ff88]Drone [∯] : -other-[/color][/font]
: [font=Century Gothic][color=#8888ff] Drone [∰] :-drones-[/color][/font]
: He's been in the bar, he has nowhere else to go
: ((like, in the bar bedroom.
: ((?
: Fanta has had an interesting week, which will be done if bread shows up
: ((If people have brought him there, otherwise the couch
: ((Can't walk
: ((someone probably brought him there
: Probably barchar
: So he's there now
: Barsriel is around the bar
: ((also, if you've read the logs, Sunny and Emb sparred to test out the battle system
: ((sunny's specials are stacking self-buffs
: ((and the cost to make an ability stack increases each time
: ((I triple-stacked a 1.5x attack buff and Sunny's normal attacks did 86.25 damage, 172.5 with a crit
: ((Nice
: ((Gtg
: ((K
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Gaster: ((damn it i just missed slarv
Gaster: ((I'm trying to think of what else happened, uhhh
: ((heya
Gaster: ((DD did training for his arc, Gaster and Hella went to rapture, I'm pretty sure Kidgue's timeline got blown to hell
: ((Sunny also went though
Gaster: ((yeah but she kind of passed out before things really got started
Gaster: ((also, there's ghost carlton
: ((wow
Gaster: ((i got my sims game running and have been watching various gaston timeliners do dumb shit
: ((hmm
Gaster: ((... i should probably put a public park there or something
Gaster: ((i put in the downtown but there's not really a public space for people to hang out in
: ((I see
Gaster: ((also the sound doesn't work but that's fine since i found a lot of the voices annoying
: ((I can see why they get annoying after some time
Gaster: ((all of the children have the same highpitched voice
: ((oh lawd
Gaster: ((the downside is that i replaced the country station with the OFF soundtrack, so now i can't listen to that
: ((I remember for this one video Joel replaced one of the music types with [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc]Loud Nigra Rainbow Ride Magic Missile BEES[/url]))
Gaster: ((joel's sim streams are hilarious
: ((yep
: ((his destructions are also hilarious
Gaster: (("joel? did you download boobs again?"
: ((the PC Optimizer Pro call comes to mind
: (("WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS!?"
: ((I've been doing pixelart icons for a mini-arc coming up
Gaster: ((neat
: ((I'm making a spritesheet
: ((so far 25 are complete
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: ((heya
Gaster: ((hi eevee
Kidgue: ((hai))
: ((I'm getting the spritesheet for the icons up on google drive so I can show you them
: (( [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKX1M0bkZiNF8wWlE/view?usp=sharing]Here we are! All made by yours truly![/url] ))
Kidgue: ((nice))
: ((also in case you didn't know this is Bio here
: ((you probably knew
Kidgue: ((i assumed so))
: ((brb
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Gaster: ((wow i didn't know i could make a beach lot
Kidgue: ((so, i made this for some reason http://i.imgur.com/WT7tvjQ.png ))
Gaster: ((It's beautiful
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: ((hi
Kidgue: ((hai))
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: ((heya
: ((eevee it's beautiful
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: ((i won't be here too much today because i'm kind of just.. doing stuff))
: ((hi tri
Emb: ((ayy
Gaster: ((that's fine, frisky
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is on the couch, sipping a mug of hot chocolate. Her floofy tail is wrapped around her.-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((mfw stay up until 6
: ((Ayy
: ((okay, cool))
: ((tri I made more icons
Emb: ((hooray
: ((I had a link to a spritesheet with every single one i've made earlier
: (( https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKX1M0bkZiNF8wWlE/view
Emb: ((sorry, phone
Emb: ((back tho
Emb: ((sweet! i recognize some of those, the rest are new
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gets up, stretching a bit-[/color][/font]
: ((yeah i should be going now))
: ((bye))
Emb: ((bye frisk
: ((cya
Kidgue: ((bai))
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks around the bar. Is anybody there?-[/color][/font]
Emb: is still asleep on the couch, actually.
Kidgue: is at the bar, on the couch specifically. he's probably been here this whole time just sitting
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sits by Emb. She's had good dreams.-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Kidgue- Oh, hello.[/color][/font]
Kidgue: um, hi.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I don't think we've met! Shall I introduce myself~?[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Well, I guess I will. My name is Sunny![/color][/font]
Kidgue: ..i'm Giegue.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's great to meet you, Giegue~[/color][/font]
: ((how old is kidgue
Emb: ((kid
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Gaster: ((yoooo slarv
: ((Ayy
: ((Hiya tri
Kidgue: ((he probably looks around 5-7 but in actuality, he's 1-2 years old and his species just matures quickly))
Emb: ((ayy
Emb: ((uhm who are you
: ((Slarv
Emb: ((oh slarv
Emb: ((wb :)
: ((So here's the dealio
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Emb- Wow, she's sleeping late today...[/color][/font]
: ((I got 3 characters for you guys to control
Emb: ((oh cool
: ((You get them later in, and you only do it in battle until a certain point
: ((They are luz, someone else, and another someone else
Emb: ((isn't luz a creature from kirby
: ((And you can inf the kitty land boss now, in fact if you kill him then rip one party member
: ((Idk
: ((Luz is draggo salesman
Emb: ((ah okay
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes to Grillby and orders a peanut butter sandwich.-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((grillby really serves everything
: Papa's Chars [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: ((Hows the tulpa
Emb: ((i haven't been trying anything new, wanted to really become attached before i go on to possession and such
Emb: ((i've learned disassociation tho
Smol Asriel: ((Nice, i have trouble with that
Smol Asriel: (({Can you proxy}
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sits by Emb, eating the sandwich.-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((as in hear what they say and say it here?
Smol Asriel: (({Eeyup, that's what I'm doing}
Emb: ((i haven't done it, but i could
Smol Asriel: (({You should, being the only tulpa sucks. Maybe they can rp like I do sometimes}
Emb: ((that could work
: ((oh tri btw I have something to ask you in PMs
Emb: ((alright
Smol Asriel: (({Speaking of}
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Silverstar Bloodmoon the Third [Silverstar].
Silverstar: is polishing his sword on the couch with a blood-stained rag, it looks pathetic, he's using his mouth and paws
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -wakes Emb up gently- Hey, Emb... [sub][sup]I got something for you~[/sup][/sub][/color][/font]
Gaster: walks in, rubbing his forehead.
Emb: ((silverstar? paws? is this warrior cats
: ((silverstar is an eevee
Emb: awakens. "...Huh...oh, that's nice. What is it?"
Emb: ((ah, okay
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's a bow I got just for you~[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hands Emb the Pink Bow.-[/color][/font]
Emb: Oh! That's very nice. Thank you.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Anytime~[/color][/font]
Emb: puts it on her head.
Silverstar: "This should keep those foolish mortals away"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -smiles- You look nice~[/color][/font]
Emb: Thank you. - She smiles. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks over and sees Silverstar, and gasps.- Ohmygosh! It's you~![/color][/font]
Emb: ...Hello.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -pets their head-[/color][/font]
Silverstar: rawrs
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Awww~[/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Emb- They're so cute~[/color][/font]
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Silverstar: "FEAR MY WRATH"
Emb: ...I'm not so sure. Polishing a sword with bloodstained cloth does not come off as cute.
: (([url=http://lonniechu.com/QUANG.html]A completely serious linguistics paper[/url]))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: But just look at them! They're, like, an adorable little fox thing~![/color][/font]
Silverstar: puts the sword in his paws and attempts to swing, emphasis on attempt, he can't even get it off the ground, "FEAR YOUR GOD, MORTAL"
Emb: ...Nevermind, his attempts are cute.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -strokes their fur-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah, aren't they~?[/color][/font]
Gaster: orders some fries.
Silverstar: growls angrily
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Emb: At least you try. Don't worry, you'll eventually be able to do it. [sub]Possibly.[/sub]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: At least.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks back at Emb, making a ^_^ face-[/color][/font]
Emb: shrugs.
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -holds out a piece of candy to Silverstar- An offering for you, I guess~[/color][/font]
Silverstar: (({New character time}
: ((brb getting food
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Silverstar: accepts your offering, distastefully. "This isn't virginal blood"
Silverstar: "But it will suffice, mortal"
Emb: Are you not mortal?
: Silverstar Bloodmoon the Third [Silverstar] is now N Frisk [N Frisk].
N Frisk: ((Pls
Gaster: ... Uh.
Emb: ((ah sry, lol
: N Frisk [N Frisk] is now Silverstar [Silverstar].
Silverstar: "I am a GOD"
Emb: ...If you say so.
Silverstar: puts his paw on his chest floof, posing dramatically
: Silverstar [Silverstar] is now N Frisk [N Frisk].
Gaster: chuckles a little, reaching over and patting Silverstar on the head.
N Frisk: ((PLEASE
: N Frisk [N Frisk] is now Silverstar [Silverstar].
Kidgue: ((do you not have shortcuts?))
Silverstar: grumbles
Silverstar: ((No
Emb: ((rip
: Silverstar [Silverstar] is now N Frisk [N Frisk].
N Frisk: (({This is my character, based on a comic. Just to clarify, self harm doesn't fall under rule 2 right?}
Emb: ((...i...don't think so...?
Emb: ((gaster?
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N Frisk: (({I don't.. think it was bad? But n stands for neutral, I'm sure you know the comic}
Gaster: ((... no?
N Frisk: (({Ok}
Emb: ((hmm. you're fine then
Emb: ((i'll ask metta when they get on
Gaster: ((just as long as you don't post r2 you're fine, i think
N Frisk: ((👌
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Emb- You're a really good friend, you know...[/color][/font]
N Frisk: ((Imma go ahead and get on pc
Kidgue: ((i was gonna do something with silverstar, but since you don't have shortcuts i'll hold off))
Emb: smiles. "Thank you. So are you."
N Frisk: ((Rip
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Having friends is a great thing, y'know...[/color][/font]
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Emb: ...I've never known that until I met you, because I haven't had a friend up until then. I've been too busy leading, but I don't have to do that as often now, and I have the [i]time[/i] for friendship.
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: So... I'm your first friend...?[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I-I feel like I should be honored...[/color][/font]
Emb: Probably. The first one I'll remember.
Emb: If I've had a friend before, it's probably before I was 5, the years I don't remember.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -nods-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...We should try sparring again sometime, it was kinda fun...[/color][/font]
: ((brb
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Emb: ...Yeah, it was.
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N Frisk: ((fffffffuck I just accidentally made a new discord account
Gaster: ((rip
Emb: ((rip
N Frisk: ((Problem solved
N Frisk: ((Lol, while I was gone azzy's friend posted a download for her entire porn collection
Gaster: ((o mai
N Frisk: ((I don't think she knows I read that channel
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: ((heya
Emb: ((sorry was afk for a sec
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: How about it~?[/color][/font]
Emb: Sure. Sounds nice.
Gaster: ((okay i put my park down in the sims now i'm gonna fuck around with the gasterblooks
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Let's go~![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes outside-[/color][/font]
Emb: leaves through the normal door. It's much less cold out today. She takes out her umbrella.
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Gaster: ((oh wait everyone's at work or at school
Gaster: ((leaving hella all by himself
Emb: ((aw rip hella
Gaster: ((so he goes and plays videogames
Emb: ((fair
Gaster: ((METTATON JUST GOT FIRED
Emb: ((WOT
Gaster: ((i got a chance card and picked the wrong choice
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Emb: ((welp
Gaster: ((it started raining when he came home
Emb: ((is this secretly a movie
Gaster: ((i'm gonna have hella play catch with him
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Sparring......Start!-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((waitwait
Emb: ((doing something with spreadsheet
Emb: ((won't take long
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Sparring...stop...?-[/color][/font]
: ((Ok
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Gaster: ((and corsiva did something surprising http://prntscr.com/bl0lg6
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Emb: ((...uhm...wow
Kidgue: ((Football!
Gaster: ((i'm just laughing at the imagery of her throwing a chair across the room
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: ((like this?
Emb: ((aaallllrighty. done
: (( (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
: ((Alright.
Emb: gets into a stance.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Sparring...RESTART!-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((poison's gonna be an ass to deal with
Emb: ((gotta find 3 percentages for it
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -does so as well.-[/color][/font]
Emb: - Sunny first. -
: ((wow
Smol Asriel: ((I'm getting together videos for a New Home video night
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna melt everyone's brains
Emb: ((lol
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Sunny uses Mystery!-[/color][/font]
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Emb: waits for...something.
Gaster: ((hella just got invited on an outing
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -proceeds to walk straight up to Emb and gives her a hug. Emb gets inflicted with Distracted.-[/color][/font]
: ((*give her
Emb: ((wowie
Emb: ((not confused?
Gaster: ((i swear jasper's like, constantly inviting people out
Emb: ((sounds more like confused
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: ((Yeah.
Emb: ((alright. 2 turns?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Emb gets Confused for 2 turns. Sunny gets Happy.-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes back to where she was, smiling.-[/color][/font]
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Emb: - Emb's turn. She uses Flutter. -
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: ((What happens?
Emb: ((well, the stun failed
Emb: ((so emb gets a speed boost and sunny gets a speed down
Emb: - Sunny's turn then -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -uses Focus.-[/color][/font]
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Emb: - Emb's turn then. -
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Emb: - Basic attack. Time for a ton of calculations. -
Emb: ((ah wait, it's actually only 2 stat calculations, Sunny is already debilitated bc of passive
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Gaster: ((ayy, laharl
Smol Asriel: ((Hi
: imma go back to hyrule warriors [] is now laharl here, still on wiiu [].
Emb: - 28.5 damage. Sunny is sick. -
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: laharl here, still on wiiu [] is now what i miss [].
Smol Asriel: ((God I'm trying to log into my youtube account why is it being such a bitch
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Regular attack-[/color][/font]
: what i miss [] is now whatve i missed [].
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Emb: - 42 damage. -
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: whatve i missed [] is now ok sheesh bye [].
Emb: ((not much laharl
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Gaster: ((we've been kinda quiet
Emb: ((yeah, and me and bio are basically just doing testing
Smol Asriel: ((I'm doin shit
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Smol Asriel: ((Gonna start arc soon tho
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe
Emb: ((aw rip he left
Smol Asriel: ((The luz you've seen RPed is from a different timeline
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Smol Asriel: ((You all got any really good stupid videos to add?
: ((The Bad Prince Of Breaking Fresh Wind
Smol Asriel: ((I'm tryna do a mix of cringe and funny stupid shit
: ((WAIT
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBoEJnNIh5w
Smol Asriel: ((OH MY GOD
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pogaEuxkeY THIS IS DEFINITELY IN
Smol Asriel: ((JESUS CHRIST
Gaster: ((i had hella go to a clothes store and i just saw muffet leave the bathroom with another woman
Smol Asriel: ((Chime watch the second one
Gaster: ((oh, hard gay?
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((I learned about this at the con
Gaster: ((he's a gem
Smol Asriel: ((Got any stupid videos like that to add to New Home movie night?
Gaster: ((not really
Smol Asriel: ((k
Gaster: ((hellaton jams while gaster looks through a telescope http://prntscr.com/bl122g
Smol Asriel: ((What are some good cringe videos
Gaster: ((SHIT HELLA JUST GOT ABDUCTED
Emb: ((WHAT
Smol Asriel: ((RIP
Gaster: ((that's what i get for having gaster increase his science enthusiam
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFZLZ3aC2I
Smol Asriel: ((Is this cringe enough? Couldn't find the lps video I wanted
Gaster: ((okay, hella's back
Smol Asriel: ((I'm literally getting soriel porn now imma change my tags
Gaster: ((welp http://prntscr.com/bl17uq
Emb: ((...oh
Smol Asriel: ((Welp
: ((vega nebula sounds kinda cool
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_XIiLCHmxA
Gaster: ((yeah, i have a multi-alien mod so i have four aliens that can be the dad
Smol Asriel: ((This is definitely cringe enough but it's too long
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -enters the bar. Due to the cold outside, her cheeks are rosy. Or is it...?-[/color][/font]
Gaster: waves at Sunny. "Hey there."
Emb: enters as well. It actually wasn't as cold as usual.
Emb: looks a bit beaten, but happy.
Emb: ((brb
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Heya~[/color][/font]
: ((K
Emb: ((OOOOOKAYYYYY
Emb: ((THIS IS UNCALLED FOR
Smol Asriel: ((?
Emb: ((WELL NOW THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE I GUESS
Emb: ((AND NOW WE'RE BABYSITTING SOMEONE I GUESS
Gaster: ((oh wow
Emb: ((EVEN THOUGH WE'RE HOME ALONE
Emb: ((home alone + babysitting = uhm
Emb: ((wow i freaked out way too much. i was just taken aback
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Emb: ((bc i don't know any of these people
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: ((wowie
Emb: ((and now i feel awkward
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -holds up her paw. It glows green. She looks to Emb, smiling-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Here, want me to heal you~?[/color][/font]
Emb: ...Hmm? Are you alright?
Emb: Oh. Sure.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -heals her.- There we go, that should do it! -cough-[/color][/font]
Emb: ...Thank you, but you should probably heal yourself too. You took less damage but you're poisoned.
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoWRzH5Vaz8
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Smol Asriel: ((Hi yaz
Smol Asriel: ((Know any good cringe videos?
Emb: ((hello
Loni Leyline: (hey
Loni Leyline: (no
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -heals herself. Her tail wags.-[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Rip
Emb: ...Hmm, what now?
Smol Asriel: ((>Undertale Twerking
Smol Asriel: ((Nvm I found it
Emb: Oh, I know. - She goes to Grillby and orders two hot chocolates, then offers one to Sunny. -
Emb: ((NO
Gaster: ((wow i'm spending a lot of time making sure hella doesn't fucking die
Smol Asriel: ((This is gonna be an amazing video night
Emb: ((WOWIE
Emb: ((caps
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Thanks so much! Next time, I'll pay for them~[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((FFFFFFUCK
Smol Asriel: ((I CLEARED MY COOKIES
Smol Asriel: ((AND FORGOT ABOUT SHOWDOWN
Emb: ((?
Smol Asriel: ((RIP ALL MY TEAMS
: ((rip
Emb: ((damn that sucks
Gaster: ((oh noooooo
Emb: Alright.
Emb: sits down and sips her drink.
Emb: ((and time to make calculations easier
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sits by her. She's wearing an orange puffy jacket.-[/color][/font]
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Kidgue: ((guys, what's the opposite of pokemon that isn't digimon?))
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQe9YF9zXWk bet your ass I'm putting this in
Emb: ((opposite of pokemon?
Smol Asriel: ((Yugioh
Gaster: ((yugioh
Emb: ((sure
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Kidgue: ((okay, thought so))
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -yawns- That was a bit tiring...[/color][/font]
Emb: Yeah. It was fun though.
Smol Asriel: ((Oh rip someone else did a tulpa exchange with azzy's gf while I was gone and got rid of her nightmares
Smol Asriel: ((Rest in pepperinos azzy
Emb: ((rip
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -leans lightly on Emb- We should do that more often..[/color][/font]
Emb: ...We'll need to.
Kidgue: ((i thought of something, maybe we should do a yugioh thing sometime since we have a pokemon thing. that's about as far as the idea goes, but it is something we could do sometime))
Emb: ((i don't know or like yugioh tbh
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: By the way, you slept really late today...[/color][/font]
Emb: Yeah. I had a long dream and I didn't want it to end.
Emb: And I'm unsure of whether it's because the dream was good or if I was waiting for some kind of sign.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: What was it like~? I'm just curious~[/color][/font]
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Emb: ...Well, the dream started, and I was in a patch of grass. I sat up and, for once, I saw what grass was like when it wasn't dead or dying.
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Emb: I'm known as the Growth Wrecker because I slowly take away the life of plants nearby me due to some magic thing I did when I was young.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...You haven't seen grass like that...? I feel really bad for you...[/color][/font]
Emb: ...I haven't. But it's fine.
Emb: All around me was forest. The leaves weren't dying either. So I went into the forest and found a shrine.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -nods, highly interested-[/color][/font]
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Emb: I tapped on the shrine and it glowed, and a voice began to speak in an unknown language. It was a girl, that's all I know.
Emb: And it came from above.
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Smol Asriel: ((*grabs popcorn*
Emb: So I assumed it was a sort of goddess. But I couldn't understand her, but she kept on talking, so I just sat and listened to be polite.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -nods- Wow...[/color][/font]
Emb: ...And she talked for hours until you woke me up.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...I feel kinda bad for waking you up now...[/color][/font]
Gaster: ((if i didn't know hella was pregnant i would now: http://prntscr.com/bl1kvh
Emb: Nonono, it's fine. I needed to wake up eventually.
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Emb: ((oh wow
Gaster: ((aaand his belly just grew!
Emb: ((o boy
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I can't remember who said it to me, but when I was really young, someone told me I bring good luck... ...Weird, huh...?[/color][/font]
Emb: I wouldn't be surprised, honestly.
Emb: You do bring happiness, I know that.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -giggles- Oh, you~[/color][/font]
Emb: smiles.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -smiles, and gives Emb a hug.-[/color][/font]
Emb: hugs back. "Alright, what now?"
Smol Asriel: ((Oh lord I got around to watching the UT twerking video
Smol Asriel: ((This is going in
Emb: ((twerking is never good
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -reaches into her backpack, and pulls out various drawing utensils and paper.- We can draw![/color][/font]
Gaster: ((aww, gaster http://prntscr.com/bl1p2u
Emb: ...Alright...sure.
Smol Asriel: ((Putting some chris chan in there because why not
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hands her some of the tools-[/color][/font]
Emb: looks at the paper and her pencil. She tentatively begins drawing.
Smol Asriel: ((>My breast massage routine
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -draws a [url=http://i.imgur.com/DS3bUYB.gif?forcedesktop=1]swimming corgi[/url].-[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Do I really want this in the movie night
Emb: ((what
Emb: ((even
Smol Asriel: ((Nah, too long rip
Emb: finishes a page, but seems reluctant to show it.
: ((Slar
: ((I got a video
Smol Asriel: ((Post dat sheit
: (( https://youtu.be/70jr9UNp1GM
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh! You finished a page! Can I see it...?[/color][/font]
Emb: ...Well...alright, I guess.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -smiles- Tee hee~[/color][/font]
Emb: holds up the paper. It's multiple scratched out attempts at shapes and a few successful attempts.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hey, those are really good![/color][/font]
Emb: ...Really? I don't think so, but thanks.
Kidgue: ((bio, what even is that video? it's like bill nye's failed clone or something))
Emb: ((LOL
Emb: ((caps whoops
: ((they have more
: (( [url=https://youtu.be/jteD6AD6ttU]THIS ONE'S EVEN BETTER![/url] ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Drawing is fun, isn't it~?[/color][/font]
Emb: ((why the fuck is my sister babysitting
Emb: ((she's fucking terrible. god.
Emb: ...I'm just learning, but yeah, drawing's okay.
: ((brb getting food
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DamnDude: (( Oh hey Slar is here ))
Gaster: ((Yes he is
Smol Asriel: ((Hi
DamnDude: (( Also I opened this up when no one was here and I passed out ))
DamnDude: (( Hi everyone ))
Emb: ((hello
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Smol Asriel: ((Oh my fuck bio
: ((heya
DamnDude: (( Good news everyone, I'm not at the Lake house anymore ))
: ((Yes~?
Emb: ((neato
: ((noice
: ((What is it, Slar?))
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DamnDude: (( I also began to appreciate Mario Party 4 and find the CPU bull shit at the same time ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -draws the two of them, sparring.-[/color][/font]
Emb: Can I see your pictures?
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Smol Asriel: ((That unicorn video is in for sure
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh, yeah! Sure~![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -shows her the sparring one. It's drawn in a cute, stylized fashion.-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's us![/color][/font]
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Emb: ((sorry was afk because my SISTER IS FUCKING STUPID
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Emb: ((and now i'm fucking angry
Emb: ((what do
Smol Asriel: ((Watch this
: ((Sunny showed Emb the picture of her and Emb sparring
Emb: ((alright
: ((((
Smol Asriel: ((Shit can't find it again
Emb: ((rip
Emb: ...It's really good.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Tee hee~ Thanks~[/color][/font]
Emb: No problem.
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jct5FOG9AE
Smol Asriel: ((Have this instead
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -a cold breeze blows through the room.-[/color][/font]
Emb: ((youtube audio is broken
Emb: ((i'll just listen to all-star
Emb: ...What's that?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah, it's getting cold... -she blushes slightly-[/color][/font]
Emb: It is. What is it coming from though?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Probably an open window...[/color][/font]
Gaster: ((one more day and he gives birth http://prntscr.com/bl22xn
Emb: ((neato
Emb: Who would've opened it then? - She looks at the windows. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -None of them are open.-[/color][/font]
Emb: ...It's not the windows.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: The air conditioner, maybe...?[/color][/font]
Emb: looks around the room for an air conditioner.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -There's an active air conditioner. You can hear it running.-[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Oooooh my god I love neil breeeeeeen
Emb: walks towards the sound.
Emb: ((bio i have buffs, debuffs, and % damage working now! hooray
Gaster: ((aaah corsi and glamor invited their friend over and they did this: http://prntscr.com/bl24o3
: ((NOICE!
Emb: ((well huh
Emb: ((buffs and debuffs are easy too, put in % and the stat and boom
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -blushes a bit more, when Emb isn't looking.-[/color][/font]
Emb: finds the air conditioner. "I found it, how do I turn it off?"
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: U-Um, I-I don't know![/color][/font]
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Emb: ((WTF
Emb: ((okay back, sorry
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Smol Asriel: ((First video is dating fight
Emb: ((okay well either msparp is failing or my internet is failing so i have to go for the time being
Smol Asriel: ((The high quality bersion
Emb: ((wait testing
Kidgue: ((it's MSPARP))
Smol Asriel: ((Its parp
Emb: ((yeah i brb
Gaster: ((okay, see you tri
Smol Asriel: ((Cya
Emb: ((bye, will be back in about 5-10 minutes
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: ((rip
: ((well, Slar, I'm gonna go video-seeking
Smol Asriel: ((K
Smol Asriel: ((I have 70.5 minutes so far and need 120
Smol Asriel: ((Stupid funny, or horribly cringey
Smol Asriel: ((Prefferably gaming related
Kidgue: ((how about youtube poops? does that work?))
Smol Asriel: ((Eh, if they're really good
Smol Asriel: ((And short
Smol Asriel: ((I'm doing a recurring littlest pet shop cringe thing
Kidgue: ((i suggest some stuff by CS188 he has some short poops and they're all quite good imo))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh god these are so bad
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0YQScHxoM
Kidgue: ((i had to pause the video at 4 seconds, i just can't))
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Smol Asriel: ((I have to pause every now and then
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Smol Asriel: ((>Undertale rap battles
Smol Asriel: ((OH
Smol Asriel: ((OOOOOOOH
Smol Asriel: ((OOOOOOH NO
Kidgue: (( you should end with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4SSvmdJyis&index=7 ))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh my god
Smol Asriel: ((Overwatch vs undertale
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is internally panicking- {ohmygoshwhatdoisaywhatdoidoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!}[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Just gonna stick a random christian rap in there
Gaster: ((IT'S GO TIME http://prntscr.com/bl2e05
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is covering her face with her paws-[/color][/font]
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Emb: ((AYY
: ((AYY
Emb: ((caps again
Emb: ((spreadsheet has a lot of caps
Emb: ((when you do formulas it's always =DIVIDE not =divide
Emb: ((and etc
: ((Hmm. Strange.
Emb: ((yeah. i don't mind, it's just weird
Emb: ((anyway
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Smol Asriel: ((Rip bread
Emb: snaps back to reality. "...Uhm..." She looks for some sort of switch or button nerby.
Emb: ((also bio, now i ACTUALLY have % damage working
: ((SNAP BACK TO REALITY
: ((Also, great!
Emb: ((i paired % debuff and damage together and thought it'd work, it didn't so now they're separate and working
Emb: ((so everything's easier now
: ((Cool
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -she finds a power switch.-[/color][/font]
Emb: turns it off in hopes that it's the AC switch.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hides her face with her paws and tail.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -it is-[/color][/font]
Emb: hears the AC turn off and sighs in relief. "...Finally."
Smol Asriel: ((Mmmmmm I need more vids
: (( https://youtu.be/ANcqMStDyJk
Emb: ((i know a video, just a sec
Emb: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]here you go[/url]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks soft and fluffy.-[/color][/font]
Kidgue: (( i know a playlist that might help you https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOA-zruIKWIeGB_GVbnxrXGAP4SrSqJZT ))
Emb: sits by Sunny. "Alright, that's over. Are you alright?"
Smol Asriel: ((Lol
: ((brb
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Emb: ((okay
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: ((back
Emb: ((wb
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Erron: ((yo
: ((brb
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Smol Asriel: ((Ay
Gaster: ((hey erron
Emb: ((welp rip
Emb: ((hi erron
Erron: ((hai
Kidgue: ((hai))
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Emb: ((hi frisk
: ((hi))
Erron: ((hoi frisky
Smol Asriel: ((Hi
Kidgue: ((ohai frisky))
Smol Asriel: ((Am looking for stupid videos
Gaster: ((hey frisky
: ((ah, slarvath, you're back))
: ((wb))
Smol Asriel: ((Thx bby
: (("bby" what does that imply))
Smol Asriel: ((Baby
: ((i'm not a baby
Smol Asriel: ((Ur my baby tho
: ((okay then)(
: ((whoops))
: ((gotta go
: ((bye))
Emb: ((bye
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Smol Asriel: ((Rip
Gaster: ((wowie
Smol Asriel: remains fatherless for now
Emb: ((testing
Emb: ((dam nvm
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Erron: walks in with Underwatch...
Emb: Hello.
Gaster: wakes up from his nap in a chair. "Huh?"
Smol Asriel: ((I'll drop you guys a link to the rabbitcast so you can watch
Smol Asriel: ((I made it s r2 free
Erron: ...
Smol Asriel: ((Even got me some r2less filthy frank
Kidgue: (( "if spongebob squarepants never happened we'd probably have like 28% less memes" ))
Erron: ((yes