H: (( disappear?
DamnDude: (( It's high noon... somewhere ))
Frisk: ((They would just get smaller and smaller))
TriDuoSolo: ((teleporting into an alternate dimension
H: (( yeah they just get smaller
TriDuoSolo: ((o
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TriDuoSolo: ((why are we talking about this tho
DamnDude: (( And Erron still isn't here, so it seems like we go with plan B ))
TriDuoSolo: ((plan b? what's going on
Frisk: ((Plan B))
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Fellby: ((we're starting dd's arc
Frisk: ((
DamnDude: (( I was tutorializing, but Erron was supposed to be here ))
Frisk: ((lolno
TriDuoSolo: ((ohhh
Frisk: ((yeah))
TriDuoSolo: ((alright
TriDuoSolo: ((seems like a not good time to introduce a character then
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DamnDude: (( I'm only borrowing a few people at a time ))
TriDuoSolo: ((nvm then
DamnDude: (( And MV the entire team because of how many characters they have ))
Hellaton: ((yeah
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Frisk: ((so like))
: -The Anydoor opens for a moment, and a letter is sent through the door.-
Frisk: ((bringing out people for each style))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((if it's an arc shouldn't it be in, oh i dunno, the arc reactor?))
: -Si-
: -It's called transitions-
Gaster: -He goes to grab the letter.-
H: (( i'm writing a program to determine H's splitting/morphing rules
CryingEevee OOC: ((whatever.))
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H: (( kek
: -The letter reads how the arena is now prepared, and they are now accepting members of the quick battle style for training-
MettatonSEX: -He follows-
Gaster: -He opens the letter.-
MettatonSEX: Oh, that's us darling!
Frisk: * She's just sitting there.
Gaster: "That's right! Are you ready?"
: -Now we go to the arc reactor-
: -Are you happy, sassy one?-
MettatonSEX: Yep!
Frisk: ((Metta: I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY))
H: (( >sassy one
H: (( really
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Gaster: -He heads to the arena.-
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SassyEevee OOC: ((i finally spit my gum out))
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Fellby: is still here, humming to himself as he smokes a cigarette.
H: (( Did the gum lose its flavor over time
SassyEevee OOC: ((yup))
SassyEevee OOC: ((it was flavorless for quite a while))
SassyEevee OOC: ((like, a majority of the time probs))
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Muffet: eventually comes back out, sighing. "Well, that was fun. Perhaps not the smartest course of action since I was already tired, but well...it was fun." She shrugged, sitting next to Fellby. "Looking for houses in a whole dimension is NOT easy."
Fellby: nods. "Oh, tell me about it. At least the neighbors seem friendly."
Muffet: "At least we've probably got enough to choose from, by now..."
Fellby: smiles. "Hopefully they don't mind our... occupation."
Muffet: "If they do, they'll just have to deal with it, frankly."
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Fellby: It's not like they're going to offer us a new job, right?
Muffet: "And if they do, I'll tell them exactly where to shove it."
H: (( [i][Lennyface lenny(String type)][/i] ))
Fellby: smiles. "Now, now, baby, that's our job. If they pay, of course."
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Muffet: chuckles. "I think we can give them a freebie."
SassyEevee OOC: ((updated chrome, after rebooting it it charashed so i had to reboot it again))
Fellby: "A free sample, if you will."
H: (( First time's free ))
Muffet: "They'll leave us be, one way or the other."
Fellby: nods. "Yup. That's just fine by me."
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Muffet: "Hmm. Maybe we can invite them to the wedding." she said, a sort of vindictive smoothness to it. "Though, well, I shouldn't get ready to be angry at them before they do anything. That's not a good idea."
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Frisk: ((Parashed))
Fellby: "Yeah. We greet them with open arms, maybe invite them to the housewarming." He grins. "I impress them with my sweet barbecue skills."
TriDuoSolo: ((would it be better to introduce a character when there's not many people or when there's a lot of people?
Muffet: (depends on how important they are, i think)
Muffet: (or how much they need to learn)
H: (( H was the worst time
H: (( actually probably decen ttime
TriDuoSolo: ((my characters are never really that important to yeah lol
TriDuoSolo: so*
TriDuoSolo: ((whoops
Muffet: "They can make fun of us, they can make fun our job, but god help them if they make fun of your cooking."
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Fellby: "Or Ember. I won't stand for them making fun of Ember."
Muffet: "No, definitely not."
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Emb: ((i'll probably introduce when there's more people. i think i want to do something important
Frisk: ((Emb turns out to be Ember's long lost sister))
SassyEevee OOC: ((y'know, i have a few characters i have yet to introduce... mostly because i'm not sure what to do with them))
Emb: ((that's coincidence
Fellby: ((Fellby: I don't recall having twins
Emb: ((i actually made emb in a notepad for LoL character things
Frisk: ((wowie
Muffet: (Why are character things funny???)
Emb: ((LoL not lol
Muffet: ([sub]i knew what you meant[/sub])
Emb: (([sub]ah[/sub]
SassyEevee OOC: ((also, not too sure about what to do with Kidgue at the moment. i had an idea, but i think it's not the best idea.))
Emb: ((so the russian websites are still appearing so it's not adblock being corrupted
Wandering Frisk: (wander what I should do with him
Muffet: (ba dum bum)
FLion: wonder*
Emb: ((and john cena showed randomly thanks cena extension
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FLion: (whose smolapeno?
SassyEevee OOC: ((no clue))
Fellby: ((mv's girlfriend, nicknamed jalapeno
Smolster: (yep
FLion: (ah no longer alphys huh?
Muffet: (I call her jal)
FLion: (jarl
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Muffet: sighs. "I still can't believe this all happened. Dear god. We have a child, and we're engaged, and we're moving. I thought I'd spend the rest of my life in that bakery."
Muffet: "...I'm glad."
Muffet: "I needed to get out of the house, as it were."
Fellby: swallows whats left of his cigarette. "Me too. I've always kind of wanted to expand my horizons. This is my - no, it's our chance."
FLion: (whose embers mother?
Muffet: (that is a complicated question yaz)
Fellby: ((Fellby gave birth to her, due to reality warping.
FLion: (so is "what is the purpose of life"
Muffet: (yeah)
Emb: ((that's an opinionated question though
Muffet: (so she kinda doesn't have a mother but fellby is kinda the closest thing)
Muffet: (of course, if you asked ic)
Muffet: (Muffet)
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SassyEevee OOC: ((i just witnessed and heard something amazing))
SassyEevee OOC: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYy0o-J0x20&index=1 ))
Wandering Frisk: -appears- Hey bosses
Fellby: Oh, hey, Frisk.
H: (( lua is easy (( Lua is complicated
FLion: whats happening?
H: (( Lua is moderately difficult
Muffet: "Oh, hello, deary."
H: (( http://puu.sh/pBigt/6b2a98c29e.png
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Wandering Frisk: whats happening?
Fellby: Well, we're talking about moving.
Wandering Frisk: really? house and all? are you leaving the business?
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Fellby: shakes his head. "Nah, I'll still fuck bitches and get money. We've just gotta get Ember out of there."
H: (( "I'll still fuck bitches and get money." BEST SENTENCES EVER ))
H: (( sentence* typing 2fast4me ))
Frisk: ((bloo is faster than sonic))
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H: ((fastfastfastfastfast
Wandering Frisk: guess that makes me a bitch
Wandering Frisk: laughes
Muffet: "She needs schooling, and a more stable social environment than eithe rbar can give."
Hellaton: has fallen asleep
??: ((i am really indecisive with colors))
Gaster: -He comes back into the bar.-
Muffet: "No, no, you're one of the bitch fuckers."
MettatonSEX: -He follows.-
Frisk: "Welcome back."
Fellby: Ah, look whose here.
Frisk: ((Metta: hi we beat the shit out of people))
Emb: ((so people are in here...i COULD introduce now, but idk
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Muffet: "Oh, well, hello, you two."
Frisk: ((Gaster: we did
Muffet: (Muffet: "Without inviting us? for shame.")
MettatonSEX: Hi, darlings.
H: H walks in, as the form of an all-red Darkrai. [i]how is that even[/i]
Wandering Frisk: well Im off for the nught
MettatonSEX: ...Damn, nice.
Emb: ((only reason i wouldn't do it now is nervousness bc i haven't rp'd in a while and i'm already hoping to make this character important
MettatonSEX: You remind me of Naomi.
Fellby: ... Okay, bye Frisk.
Muffet: "Well, bye again, Frisk."
MettatonSEX: ((its ok
Wandering Frisk: heads off
Frisk: "Darkrai was always pretty cool."
MettatonSEX: I named mine Naomi because of beautiful yet thin legs.
H: "Huh?"
H: "Neat."
MettatonSEX: Darkrai.
H: "Without this, I'm normally 0.5 micrometers in size."
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
Frisk: "Wow."
MettatonSEX: You're shitting me.
H: H morphs into his normal micrometer shape.
MettatonSEX: ...
Frisk: "Also, yeah, Darkrai's legs are great."
Fellby: ((I wouldn't worry about it Tri, I didn't plan on Fellby being this important
H: "If you get a microscope..."
H: "You can see me."
Frisk: "..."
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Frisk: "Well, that's cool."
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MettatonSEX: swaps out one of his eyes.
Emb: ((alrighty then
Fellby: So, Muffet, which house did you like the best?
MettatonSEX: ...Yeah, holy shit.
Fellby: gaster
Fellby: ((frick
MettatonSEX: of course this guy has a fucking microscope eye
H: "I get an adequate dose of criticism after announcing this."
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Muffet: "Oh, I don't know. I did definitely prefer the bigger ones."
Gaster: "Now, darling, don't get too excited now."
MettatonSEX: No, that's really cool.
H: "................................"
H: "wow"
H: "Okay!"
Muffet: "I'm definitely used to space."
MettatonSEX: .....This is amazing shut your jaw.
H: Back to Darkrai. With legs.
MettatonSEX: Right.
SassyEevee OOC: ((hnnngggg))
Emb: ((wat
H: (( nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ))
Fellby: Me too... and it gives Ember room to move about.
MettatonSEX: swaps his eye back out.
Fellby: Right now she's just stuck in my room.
H: (( Fellby: Hopefully she doesn't gain access to my secret closet. ))
GIYGAS: (( ...N...O...L...E...G...S...O...N...D...A...R...K...R...A...I...))
H: w/ legs
Emb: ((is that a replacement
Emb: ((or are there patterns
SassyEevee OOC: ((i did that manually))
Emb: ((oh okay
SassyEevee OOC: ((i might be able to do that with replacements actually))
Muffet: "Not to mention that we certainkly need storage space for our, ah...accessories, as it were."
SassyEevee OOC: ((hold on))
Emb: ((not with 2 parentheses but yeah
Emb: ((get every letter and replace it with ...[letter]...
H: (( regex is nice
Emb: ((and that yeah
Fellby: chuckles. "Oh, right. Hopefully with child-proof locks."
Emb: - A barely noticeable dark green tint colors the air. -
MettatonSEX: ((hellaton's speech has two rules: the k's can not be a multiple of 3, and he can't repeat the entire sentence if it exceeds five words
Fellby: ...
MettatonSEX: ....
Frisk: "..."
Gaster: "What..."
Muffet: "Yes, that does seem-que se passe-t-il?"
MettatonSEX: Something's up.
Emb: - Smells like death. Very mildly. -
Fellby: ... Ooooh, boy.
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Vaati: -He wakes up.- Who had deceased?
Muffet: "Oh, lord."
Gaster: "I don't know."
Frisk: "Again, haven't seen this before."
: (( I wounder if there's any words that naturally have 3 k's in a row ))
Hellaton: -he manages to sleep through this-
Fellby: ((giygas failed english class.
Emb: - Smell strengthens a bit. Smells like plants and death. -
MettatonSEX: ((idk
Frisk: ((hella must be a heavy sleeper))
MettatonSEX: ((depends on the situation
Fellby: Did anyone make a rotten salad or something?
MettatonSEX: ((he has no sense of smell
Fellby: ((keep in mind hellaton has no sense of smell
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Vaati: It reeks of a graveyard.
Emb: - And then the anydoor opens to reveal a girl with an umbrella. Huh. -
Emb: ...Hello?
Gaster: "Oh, hello."
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Muffet: "Er, hello."
Frisk: ((Mettaton: Darling, wake up. Hellaton: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Metta: Darling? Hellaton: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Metta: ...))
Barchar: might have questions but goddamn she is having a good time in there
Frisk: "Greetings."
Emb: ...Where am I? [sub]Is this the right place? Uhm...[/sub]
Muffet: "This is Grillby's bar, deary."
Frisk: "Welcome to Grillby's."
Vaati: Greetings. Who might you be?
Gaster: "What are you looking for?"
Emb: - She looks through a package of papers. - I'm Emb, and apparently I was sent here. But this is...different from what I was told.
MettatonSEX: Oh? What were you told?
Emb: That this was an average bar. Doesn't seem so. - She looks at and reads a paper. -
MettatonSEX: (( please appreciate the meme ghost https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/XTSZ6336/here-comes-napstablook-oh-shit-waddup/
Emb: ...Would this bar happen to be inhabited by monsters?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
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Fellby: Yup.
Frisk: "Yeah."
Frisk: "Humans come here, though."
MettatonSEX: You're in the presence of many.
Emb: Ah, yes, this is the right place then. Well, I should probably explain why I'm here then, correct?
H: (( H's splitting rules part 1 http://puu.sh/pBjkR/533054242f.png
Frisk: "Please do."
Fellby: YOu're not here to make an arrest, are you?
Emb: Make an arrest? Nonono, not at all.
Fellby: Then I don't need to lie about what I do for a living.
Muffet: "Well, I don't know, she is rather yo-oh, like that's bloody stopped us before."
Emb: - She puts the paper away. - Alright, I'm here because my army and I are on the edge of being dominated, so we must become nomads.
Fellby: ... Huh, okay.
Emb: - This girl is a leader of an army? -
Muffet: "...Ah."
MettatonSEX: Oh my.
Muffet: "That...makes...sense?"
Vaati: You lead an army?
Muffet: must refuse the 'dominated' joke
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have 4 characters plus kidgue in just like, a buffer while a figure out what i want to do with them))
Emb: Yes, I do.
Gaster: "You seem a bit young for that."
Emb: So I'm on the search for a place to settle. [sub]But why here? It's so small.[/sub]
Emb: ...Strange things happen.
H: Darkrai J Heich looks around.
Emb: I lead creatures of low intellect which has lead to defeat. Despite being a child, I'm the smartest out of them, so...
Muffet: "Sounds like a fun time."
MettatonSEX: Well, this timeline is only inhabited in this specific area. There are many houses, barring the large one with a mailbox filled to the brim, that are available.
Emb: Many houses? Ah, that's perfect. Thank you for the information. Would it happen to be enough for an army?
Gaster: "I think so."
Muffet: "Likely."
Muffet: "Snowdin is rather expansive."
MettatonSEX: Yeah, most likely.
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Frisk: "Mhm."
Muffet: "And worst comes to worst, there's my dimension as well, with...well, essentially the same houses.
H: This doesn't actually happen but: "I can be my own home." H proceeds to morph into a small house.
Frisk: ((Muffet: And whores.))
Emb: Alright, thank you. I must return to my army to inform them of this. I will be back soon.
Frisk: ((Muffet: Lots and lots of whores.))
Frisk: "Alrighty."
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Fellby: ((Fellby: one whore per army member
Emb: - And she leaves with a friendly wave. The tint and smell disappear. -
H: (( I wrote like 90 lines of code to determine whether or not H can morph into a fucking Darkrai ))
Vaati: .....That child smells of decaying corpses.
Gaster: "Well that was interesting."
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Frisk: "It was."
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Muffet: "...Well."
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Muffet: "I assume she'll be back soon."
Fellby: They always come back.
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Emb: - And she returns. - ...Do you know any other places of settlement in case my army and I are found here?
Gaster: Ooooh... I'd offer you a place in my timeline, but... well, it's rather full.
Emb: That is alright. Anybody else?
MettatonSEX: ......I know of an empty timeline, AS3TYN.
MettatonSEX: Well empty as in nobody lives there anymore.
Emb: ((for a sec thought it said astley
Muffet: (MV's no stranger to it)
MettatonSEX: ((hah
Emb: Okay, thank you for your time. - And she leaves, a paper falling out of her package just outside the anydoor. -
Gaster: "Oh, Miss! You dropped something!"
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Emb: - She has already left. rip -
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Gaster: -He grabs the paper, bringing it back to his table.-
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MettatonSEX: sits by his husband.
Emb: - Paper is completely written on. Seems like a journal entry. -
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: (( Narrator Man has eaten, walked, and entertained himself ))
Frisk: * She sits down next to her dads and looks at the paper.
Frisk: ((nice))
Gaster: -He wonders if he should read it or not, and if it would be rude.-
Emb: - Could be rude, but it really depends on how classified the information is. -
Emb: - Which you can only find out by reading it, so it's kinda 50/50. -
Gaster: -Okay let's read it-
Frisk: * ok
Emb: ((preparing a lot of text pls turn on your elevator music
Muffet: (i need to go do dishes so)
Fellby: ((alright
: -I'll send in Letter 2 once Tri finishes the wall of text that trump would sadly be proud of-
: -:P-
Frisk: * 'aight
Emb: Day 157 | In response to our losses, recruitment rate has risen, but loss rate is still much higher than recruitment. We're being pushed back, we may have to surrender or flee. No other leaders will allow our entry onto their land so we will have to find land that can be settled on, which would make us very vulnerable as we do not travel as fast as other armies. We will have to go somewhere unknown, somewhere we can go where nobody else can. But that is simply impossible. I suppose the door of mystical energy could be tested, though that could be a big success, it could mean nothing, or it could ruin everything. ...I will test it tomorrow; it is possibly our last hope.
Gaster: ...
Emb: ((tldr they are losing and emb thinks the anydoor may be their last hope
Fellby: ((I got it
Frisk: ".. Looks like they really need our help."
Gaster: "... Ah..."
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MettatonSEX: ...Yeah, damn, they do.
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: -Letter 2 Inbound. Same as the last letter, except with the Summon Style Team instead-
Fellby: -Bye Frisk, Bye Vaati-
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Frisk: * well, she looks at that letter
Frisk: "Well, looks like it's my turn."
Vaati: And mine.
Gaster: "Bye, then. Have fun."
Frisk: "Right."
Frisk: "Thanks."
Frisk: * She leaves.
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Fellby: moves over to the table.
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Fellby: Boy... it sure got quiet in here.
"Chubs" Asriel: walks in
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -enters, wearing a puppy-print shirt-[/color][/font]
Fellby: Ah, hey there kids.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna go to bed.))
"Chubs" Asriel: -is 20ish
CryingEevee OOC: ((see ya all later))
"Chubs" Asriel: (gn
Fellby: ((gn
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Fellby: is like, 29. Ish.
Emb: ((gn even though i said way too late
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is 10 1/2-[/color][/font]
FLion: -is 10
Fellby: also calls anyone who seems younger than him kid.
"Chubs" Asriel: Howdy
"Chubs" Asriel: is stikl wearing his free hugs shirt
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hops onto the couch- Boy, I'm beat...[/color][/font]
: ((brb
"Chubs" Asriel: Hi Beat Im Asriel
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Fellby: looks over at Casriel's shirt, smirking a little. "Free, huh?"
"Chubs" Asriel: huh? -looks at Fellby-
"Chubs" Asriel: yeah free hugs
Barchar: well at least it's better than her
Barchar: and jesus she is just having the time of her 13 year-old life in this pool
"Chubs" Asriel: hello BC
Fellby: Usually, I can get a bit out of a hug.
"Chubs" Asriel: huh? what do you mean?
Fellby: Dough, my good boy.
"Chubs" Asriel: Dough? likw for making a pizza?
Fellby: I mean money.
Muffet: "We get paid for this kind of thing, deary."
"Chubs" Asriel: for hugging people?
Fellby: Yup.
"Chubs" Asriel: but I juat like giving hugs
Muffet: "At least."
Muffet: "And that, my dear boy, is absolutely wonderful."
"Chubs" Asriel: why would I pay someone to hug them?
Fellby: Some people are just lonely.
"Chubs" Asriel: looks confused
"Chubs" Asriel: well thats why I wear this shirt
"Chubs" Asriel: do either of two want a hug?
Fellby: Mmh, not right now.
Muffet: "I appreaciate the offer, but we already have ways for that." She said, smiling at Grillby.
"Chubs" Asriel: (chubs puts Fellby and Muffet out pf the hugging business
Fellby: smiles back, knowingly.
Fellby: ((that's just fine they can still sell other things
"Chubs" Asriel: has no concept of what prostution is
"Chubs" Asriel: well okay if you say so
Muffet: did kind of mean it in both the euphamistic and non-euphamistic terms of the word
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"Chubs" Asriel: Im looking for myself....a skinner verison
Fellby: Oh, well, I've met a lot of those.
Muffet: "Quite a few come to this bar, though most are hitched."
Muffet: "Often with, indeed, other versions of themselves."
Fellby: Of course, I know a few people who would like your curves.
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"Chubs" Asriel: my what?
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Fellby: Your... uh...
Fellby: Look, kid, there's no way to word this without sounding rude.
"Chubs" Asriel: what is?
Fellby: pantomimes a beer belly.
"Chubs" Asriel: my fat?
Fellby: Yeah.
"Chubs" Asriel: oh
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"Chubs" Asriel: why?
Muffet: "Some people find that attractive."
Fellby: Some people prefer their lovers plump.
Frisk: * She steps back into the bar.
"Chubs" Asriel: lovers!?
Fellby: nods.
"Chubs" Asriel: looks dumbfounded
MettatonSEX: v -He warps in.-
Frisk: ((Fellby: I mean, there are some nasty people out there. Be careful.))
Vaati: -he warps in fuck unparp-
"Chubs" Asriel: someone wants to be my date?
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Muffet: "Well, not necessarily yet."
Fellby: I'm sure someone out there would like you.
Vaati: There may be one who will in time.
Frisk: "Exactly."
Muffet: "But there are people who would."
"Chubs" Asriel: Im suppose to be Hypers boyfriend though......I think
Vaati: Well, they are the one who loves you, then.
"Chubs" Asriel: Chara said I was her boyfriend a long time ago too
Frisk: * She sits down. "Uh, I don't know about that? He always hangs around in his timeline or something."
Frisk: "Well, I wouldn't know."
Vaati: ...I do not know either.
"Chubs" Asriel: I havent seen him in a while
Vaati: Ah.
Muffet: "Well, then those two were likely interested in you for at least partially that reason."
Frisk: "Do you know if he was even interested in you?"
Vaati: ...Reason?
"Chubs" Asriel: ahh....no
"Chubs" Asriel: its something Im working towards though. To.make him happy
Vaati: ...Er. What.
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Muffet: "...He did AGREE to the relationship, yes?"
"Chubs" Asriel: ...no
Muffet: "..."
Frisk: "Love isn't really about making somebody happy, though. Love is when two people both have interest in each other and when two people depend on each other in some way, shape or form. Basically, love is another type of caring. I don't know if you really love him by the sound of it."
Vaati: ...
Muffet: "Then, I'm afraid to say, you are not his boyfriend, Asriel."
Frisk: ".. Gee, that's blunt."
Fellby: I think you think he's in love with you.
"Chubs" Asriel: ...no...
"Chubs" Asriel: dont think anyone really would love me
Frisk: "Some people would love you!"
Muffet: "No, that's not true."
Frisk: "You just don't understand the concept yet."
Vaati: Why would you think in such a manner?
Vaati: is just curious as to why
Muffet: "I can assure you greatly that somebody would and will love you. I'm just sorry to say you likely haven't found them yet."
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Fellby: Maybe you should watch people who are in love interact with each other.
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"Chubs" Asriel: I have no real redeeming qualities
Muffet: "Blatantly false."
Muffet: "If that was the case, then we wouldn't be having this conversation. You'd be outside, with your ass kicked by now."
Frisk: "Right."
Fellby: Look at you kid, you're giving out free hugs! That's endearing!
Muffet: "You seem like a nice kid, if...misguided, and uninformed."
Frisk: "Like that one kid named Gary, he had no redeeming qualities."
Vaati: nods.
Frisk: "You're way better than him."
Fellby: What happened to that guy, anyway?
"Chubs" Asriel: (ah Gary
Frisk: ".. I don't know."
Muffet: "Exponentially."
Muffet: "If we're lucky? He's dead."
Gary is Dead: * A newspaper slides through under the Anydoor.
Fellby: ... Hey, look at that.
Vaati: I know not of the Gary person but if we speak of him in such a manner then you are far better.
"Chubs" Asriel: ahh....thats sad
Fellby: goes to pick up the newspaper. "Well I'll be."
Frisk: "Well then."
"Chubs" Asriel: poor kid...
Frisk: "I didn't expect that."
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Fellby: ((gary's dad: thank god i was tired of him asking us to sue people
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Muffet: "Welll, then."
Muffet: "I...didn't really mean that, but I am not really upset with this."
Fellby: It is a welcome development.
"Chubs" Asriel: Hyper seemed really sad.
Vaati: ...If not even his family would love him, then his family was either abusive or he was terrible.
"Chubs" Asriel: When Charavwas with me it made her happy
Corrin: (( I've made my choice! ))
DamnDude: (( I'm doing Tutorial 3 tomorrow ))
Fellby: ((okay
"Chubs" Asriel: thought maybe beeing with Hyper would make him haooy
Frisk: ((okay))
: (( and now I can do something after it, to fit it into the story better ))
Muffet: "Likely the second, though...I won't rule out the first, I suppose."
Frisk: "Sometimes people have to deal with their own problems."
Frisk: "He probably just.. doesn't want to be with anybody anymore."
Fellby: And, well, a relationship isn't an instant cure for all your problems.
Vaati: As for yourself, Asriel, perhaps attempt to befriend others who you are interested in. Do the love for your own reasons. And relationships cannot cure everything, and nor can murdering for power.
Frisk: "Exactly what Vaati said."
Muffet: "...Except witohut the murder part."
Frisk: ((Vaati: Respect your elders.))
Vaati: ...No, I am correct.
Vaati: Do not murder for solution.
Vaati: I learned such a thing in the difficult maner.
Vaati: *manner
Fellby: Sometime it's the only solution.
Vaati: If it can be avoided do not murder.
"Chubs" Asriel: ...hmm
"Chubs" Asriel: (brb later
Vaati: Have faith in me on that.
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Vaati: ((ok bye
Fellby: orders a glass of whiskey. "So, guys... any other plans for tonight?"
Frisk: "Hmm.. I'm not sure."
Vaati: I have none.
Fellby: ((fellby: good *unzips pants*
MettatonSEX: -He went home to recharge.-
Gaster: -He decided to go home with him.-
Hellaton: -He's asleep on the couch. Gdi.-
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Muffet: "None come to mind."
Muffet: "We need to try to make a shortlist, but that's hardly exciting and perhaps best left for tomorrow.
Fellby: nods. "Yeah..."
Vaati: ...
Fellby: I like the one with the balcony, to be honest.
Vaati: ((i thought of a joke
Vaati: ((what do you call it when a demon sucks dick
Fellby: ((succ-ubus
Vaati: ((hellatio
Frisk: ((hah))
Emb: ((so this is the first time i've seen a naked women bathing in goo thank you russian websites
Vaati: ((fuck yours was good too
Muffet: "That was nice. Spatious, balconies are neat, sotrage space..."
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Muffet: "That's definitely a candidate."
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Muffet: (hot)
Fellby: ((... the first?
Fellby: nods.
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Emb: ((yes
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Emb: ((also i'm delaying a lot
Fellby: ((i am too
Emb: ((still tho wot russian websites
Vaati: warps to a chair, and then warps so that the chair is near Hellaton.
Vaati: ......
Vaati: taps Hellaton's shoulder. No response.
Fellby: ... He's really out, huh?
Vaati: ......Yes, I assume so.
Muffet: "Er..."
Vaati: I had noticed in recent visits to him that he had seemed extremely anxious, so, such rest woukd be beneficial.
Muffet: "Does anyone else find that worrying?"
Fellby: gets up and pats Hella on the shoulder anyway. "He might have run out of charge..."
Hellaton: -He idly slaps Fellby's hand away.-
Vaati: ....Or not.
Frisk: "Oh."
Muffet: "Unless they-no, he is not out of battery."
Frisk: "Looks like he really was sleeping."
Fellby: ... Shoot, now I feel bad.
Vaati: It is not as if it was your doing harm.
Fellby: But I disturbed him. I don't usually do that unless I'm paid for it.
Vaati: .....
Frisk: ".."
Frisk: "Well, I'm sure it's fine."
Muffet: "Deary, careful. He might be awake."
Fellby: Shit, you're right.
Hellaton: -Nope. Not yet.-
Emb: - The tint and the smell appear again. As well as the sound of marching. -
Vaati: .....
Frisk: "...."
Fellby: ... Well he will be soon!
Frisk: "Of course."
Vaati: Ah, it is the parade of death.
Muffet: "Oh, lord."
Hellaton: -Sure enough, he awakens.- Whhhat.... whwhat's goioing on?
Emb: - Emb enters and the marching sounds stop. - ...Hello again everyone. Is the area still open to be settled on?
Vaati: ...Yes, I woukd assume so.
Fellby: nods.
Hellaton: .......W-whhho are youou?
Frisk: "She's a general, or someone like that."
Muffet: "Her name is Emb. Her army needs housing. We offered Snowdin."
Fellby: ... Oh, right, he slept through when she came here earlier...
Frisk: "Right."
Emb: What the spider says is true.
Hellaton: ...Oh. W-wwwell, uh, ththat's ninice...
Hellaton: Um. Hhhi.
Emb: Hello. And thank you for offering 'Snowdin'. We are ready to settle.
Frisk: "Alright."
Hellaton: ...Iiit's, uh, jujust outsiside that door.
Emb: - So she marches out the bar door, out to Snowdin. And a long, uncontrolled, loud army follows. -
Vaati: ....
Fellby: ... I... Oh my...
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Wow."
Hellaton: .........Wwwow.
Emb: - Spirit dogs. Large, screeching insects. So many variations of creatures follow. -
Fellby: watches the army walk past, amazed.
Vaati: .......
Emb: - And the last goes out the door...after about 10 minutes. -
Vaati: ....Incredible.
Rush: "[sup]The hell is going on down there[/sup]" -There's someone watching down from one of the roofs, hoping not to be noticed-
Fellby: pops a cigarette in his mouth, non-filter end first.
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Vaati: hears a faint voice, but passes it off as being from the army.
Emb: - Marching sounds eventually fade off as they travel. All is quiet again. -
Fellby: Somethin' different every day here.
Rush: -Watches the army from the rooftops with some tech he stole from his future self-
Fellby: ((rush: i can't believe i went on to back mighty number 9
Muffet: "...Well."
Muffet: "That...will likely haunt my nightmares."
Fellby: Need someone to hold you tight?
Emb: - The army has a large variation of creatures. They don't seem to be doing anything harmful, just approaching a deserted town.
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Emb: -
: (( "I have to hide for the rest of my life now because of it" ))
Frisk: ((Fellby; No! What about Em--))
Frisk: ((Muffet: -pulls out divource papers-))
Frisk: ((Muffet: I'm sorry but))
Frisk: ((Fellby: ... we're engaged))
Frisk: ((Muffet: oh))
Frisk: ((Muffet: -takes ring off- there! now start crying))
Muffet: "I wouldn't mind."
Frisk: ((Fellby: waahhhhh)(
Fellby: wraps his arm around Muffet's waist. "There we go."
Muffet: "Thank you, cheri."
Hellaton: -He sits up.-
Hellaton: -He goes to sit at the bar.-
Vaati: sits next to him.
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Hellaton: W-wwell, um, ththat was.... something.
Vaati: Yes, it was.
Fellby: There was certainly an army.
Emb: ((and now i can't do anything until tomorrow
Emb: ((so there's that
Hellaton: ((rip
Frisk: ((RIP Tri - XXXX - 2016))
Muffet: "A mildly terrifying army."
Emb: ((ah don't worry about it, at least i did a thing
Vaati: It was certainly different.
Frisk: "Definitely."
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Fellby: ... Mmmh.
Fellby: thinks for a moment. "Good thing we don't really take Ember here, she'd be freaked out."
Hellaton: Y-yyyeah...
Muffet: "Oh, god, yes."
Muffet: "Well, we'll have to brace her for it if we bring her over here."
Fellby: Indeed. Give her an idea of what goes on here.
Smolster: -goes into the bar-
Hellaton: turns to the Anydoor.
Hellaton: Oh, hhhi.
Fellby: Ah, look, a pocket-sized Gaster!
Smolster: "Hello!"
Vaati: |Holy shit.|
Smolster: -warps to the counter to get a better view of everyone-
Hellaton: turns to Smolster and smiles. "Hhhi Smolster. Uh, h-hhhow arare you?"
Smolster: "I'm well, how're you?"
Hellaton: Iii'm doing fine.
Frisk: "Huh."
Muffet: "...Oh my.
Vaati: .......|Hello.|
Fellby: I'm doing pretty well.
Muffet: "That is kind of adorable."
Fellby: Y'know, for someone who witnessed the army of death marching through.
Vaati: |This truly is fascinating...|
Hellaton: ...
Vaati: |You were referred to as Smolster, right? I am Vaati, it is a pleasure to meet one so fascinating.|
Smolster: -looks confused-
Hellaton: ((smolster: ....what the fuck are you saying
Vaati: |.....What?|
Frisk: (( ""I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE."))
Hellaton: ....Um..... y-yyyou, uh, slllipped into your, uh, hhhome language...
Vaati: |Fuck.|
Frisk: "Yeah, we can't exactly understand that."
Vaati: I apologize for that.
Frisk: "It's fine."
Fellby: swallows his cigarette. "So... tonight's been odd."
Vaati: What I had said was an introduction.
Frisk: "Ah."
Vaati: Again: I am Vaati. It is a pleasure to meet you.
Frisk: ((smoke begins pouring out of fellby's mouth))
Frisk: ((Fellby: shit))
Fellby: ((fellby: just how i like it
Smolster: "I'm Gaster, but here I'm called Smolster. It's lovely to meet you, Vaati."
Vaati: -He nods, giving a smile.- I apologize for the miscommunication; I tend to forget translation at times.
Smolster: "It's quite alright"
Smolster: "What language was that? I've never heard it before"
Vaati: .............[i]Ogirocip[/i]. -He sure as hell isn't saying it in English.-
Frisk: "Interesting."
Vaati: -He's blushing a little bit at that.-
Hellaton: ......
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Smolster: "Hmm"
Vaati: W-what?!
Hellaton: .....Y-yyyour face is blue... aaaagain...
Fellby: ((i'm looking up fancy houses for ideas of what's in the gaston timeline and all of them have giant windows
Vaati: Oh.
Vaati: [sub]Shit.[/sub]
Muffet: (huge windows are neat)
Vaati: ((not for sex
Smolster: "Where are you from? If you don't mind me asking"
Vaati: Hyrule.
Frisk: ((Midna: ... There's been people having sex at the window again, sir.))
Frisk: (("..."))
Vaati: is being very, very snappy with this response.
Hellaton: ............
Fellby: ((gaster: damn it i knew i should have put in one-way windows
Muffet: (there's such a thing as curtains chime)
Vaati: i mean technically it's true.
Muffet: (...large curtains but still)
Fellby: ((but these are like
Fellby: ((whole wall windows
Fellby: ((the next mayor runs on a free curtains for everyone policy
Muffet: (oh)
Muffet: (jesus why would you even want windows that big)
Muffet: (especially in a bedroom)
Fellby: ((or windows like this: http://cdn.myfancyhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/A-Frame-ReThink-In-Fire-Island-New-York-USA-1.jpg
Muffet: (I always figured that really rich people had to be horny af)
: (( Some people are into that, idk ))
Fellby: ((tbf the other side of that house looks like this:http://cdn.myfancyhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/A-Frame-ReThink-In-Fire-Island-New-York-USA-6.jpg
Smolster: "Hyrule? What's that like?"
: (( Yes, you do rule ))
Vaati: ....W-well, there are a lot of forests, one of which I had lived in until adulthood, uh, there is a desert somewhere off in the east... many mountains, and most live in a small conglomerate of towns and villages near the center of the continent, where the castle lies.
Vaati: is technically not wrong
Frisk: ((Vaati: A-and.. t-t-the.. the ch-chickens..))
Vaati: ....
Emb: ((well, gtg
Frisk: ((seeya
Emb: ((bye and hf
Vaati: ((bye
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Vaati: ((theyre called cuccos you scrub
Frisk: ((true))
Fellby: ((hey have you guys heard that saying about people who live in glass houses?
Frisk: ((cuccos are fucking assholes))
Fellby: ((http://cdn.myfancyhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Stunning-Waterfront-Residence-in-Victoria-Canada-1-800x530.jpg
Vaati: I also know of a small town that lives far above, within the clouds.They use magic to stabilize the clouds into solid platforms.
Frisk: ((wow
Smolster: "Interesting.."
Fellby: ((the entire outer wall of that house is glass
Frisk: (( "Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN SUCC, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But succ sort of compensates for not getting them"
Vaati: And also of note, flight-challenged avians known as Cuccos are horrible beasts, they attack even if slightly provoked.
Frisk: "Cuccos? Oh god."
Muffet: (do rich people hate privacy?)
Vaati: Do not anger white or gold flight-challenged birds"
Fellby: shudders.
Fellby: ((rich people want to show off how rich they are
Fellby: ((and to do that they use giant windows so poor people can see inside
Frisk: ((and the poor people cry))
Frisk: ((they cry because they don't have anything to support their families))
Frisk: ((rip))
Vaati: They will attempt to devour your body. One had attempted to remove my h-hand.
Frisk: "Oh dear."
Vaati: What assholes.
Muffet: "...This is the equivalent of a chicken, yes?"
Vaati: .........What?
Hellaton: ............Yyyes. Iiit is. Excecept violent.
Fellby: Wonder how they taste fried up.
Muffet: "Dear lord. Murderous, golden chickens."
Vaati: Please burn them.
Fellby: ((check out this bedroom http://cdn.myfancyhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Lavish-Tenaya-Residence-in-Las-Vegas-10-800x530.jpg
Frisk: "We eat chickens."
Vaati: I know not their weaknesses, but please burn them.
: (( Other than the ceiling, that room is nice ))
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Fellby: ((here's the whole house: http://myfancyhouse.com/2012/02/03/the-lavish-tenaya-residence-in-las-vegas/
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Frisk: ((2.3 million))
Frisk: ((damn))
Muffet: (something like that would work)
Muffet: (though having a huge pool is uh)
Muffet: (strange)
Muffet: (seeing as 2/3rds of the house's residents really can't use it)
Fellby: ((fellby would probably drain the pool and put something else in it
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Vaati: ((a bouncy house
Muffet: (but what could they put there)
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Smolster: "Those chickens don't sound very pleasant"
Fellby: ((yes
Frisk: ((or lava))
Vaati: They are not.
Frisk: ((fellby can swim in lava))
Frisk: ((totally))
Vaati: ((garnet
Muffet: (yeah but can Ember or muffet)
Vaati: ((ember can probably
Fellby: ((he probably bathes in lava
Frisk: ((muffet can't because fire types are good against arachnid types))
Muffet: (I mean a bunch of lava where Muffet might be near seems more dangerous than a bunch of water where Grillby might be near)
Muffet: (convection exists)
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Vaati: ((put a bouncy house in
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Fellby: ((this one's nice too http://myfancyhouse.com/2016/06/08/janus-residence-in-seattle-usa/
Fellby: ((it comes with curtains
Muffet: (true, true)
Hellaton: .......W-well, um.... yyyyeah uh.... is.... ananything exciciting happennnning?
Frisk: ((the Anus Residence))
Frisk: "Nothing is really happening right now."
Muffet: "Well, me and Grillby think we've got a fairly good grasp on the house we'll pick."
Muffet: (I think the first is probably better though)
Fellby: nods.
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Fellby: ((I'm still looing, actually.
Fellby: ((*looking
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Hellaton: Oh, um, nnnice.....
Frisk: ((can i live in the gaston timeline for free))
Muffet: (well, unless something far better comes up, that does seem pretty much the best I can think of)
Fellby: ((yes but you get this house: http://myfancyhouse.com/2016/05/25/small-yet-impressive-slice-house-in-haugesund-norway/
Muffet: (I'd live in that)
Muffet: (long as that wasn't just empty space)
Muffet: (like a window or something that's like)
Muffet: (soundproof and keeps robbers out)
Frisk: ((that's a perfect house for one person))
Smolster: "Everything's been pretty good, my husband's birthday is coming up soon, so that's fun."
Fellby: Oh? Husband?
Hellaton: Oh,nnnice.
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Vaati: Ah, interesting
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Muffet: "...Are you married to a tiny mettaton?"
Fellby: ((ooooh i really like this one: http://myfancyhouse.com/2016/05/25/caroline-street-aberfeldie-in-essendon-australia/
Hellaton: steams up a little.
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Smolster: "Mettaton? No, I'm married to the Grillby of my timeline"
Fellby: Oh! Nice choice.
Muffet: (mmn that is nice)
Muffet: "I can confirm."
Frisk: "Oh, cool."
Fellby: ((smolster's grillby is a candle
Hellaton: Oh, ththat's niiice.
Muffet: (you're all GRILLSTER TRASH)
Vaati: Hm.
Muffet: (but i kind of am too AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT)
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Hellaton: ((i'd like a small order of hotwings
Muffet: (Anyway, I can see Muffet and Grillby having some problems with such a freakin' huge wine cellar, considering)
Fellby: ((HA HAAAAA
Hellaton: ((i live for this kind of punnery
Hellaton: ((a smol order of hotwings
Hellaton: ((smolster x smollby
Fellby: ((it's not a virus it's a blessing
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Vaati: Is your Grillby at your approximate height, or is this a relationship of vast difference?
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Muffet: (translation: "are you into size kink ya weirdo")
"Chubs" Asriel: wakes up
Frisk: ((translation: "are you into size kink, because i am"))
Hellaton: ((ok wow
Smolster: "Me and Grillby are the same height, yes"
Frisk: "Ah."
Smolster: "I'm about average height in my timeline."
Frisk: ((you don't call a sminker a weirdo))
Muffet: (Nah that's one thing I'll joke about people being weird for I'm not into)
Frisk: ((10/10
Fellby: ((holy shit guys check out this castle: http://myfancyhouse.com/2016/04/27/opulent-beaux-arts-style-residence-in-washington-dc-usa/
Vaati: Ah. That seems far more readonable than what the alternative was.
Hellaton: ((fun fact: vaati is kinkshaming me right now
Hellaton: ((i kinkshamed myself
Hellaton: ......
Muffet: (holy shit that is nice)
Frisk: ((rip))
Hellaton: immediately thought of mettaton at that. Wow rip.
Muffet: (If it had a balcony then I'd say that was a good candidate for the Muffell house, but the problem is that we've established it had one)
Hellaton: ......................
Muffet: adjusts her glasses indignantly
Fellby: ((we can pretend there's a balcony on it
Vaati: Are you alright?
Hellaton: Yyyeah.
Muffet: (...true.)
Fellby: ((also there's nine freaking bedrooms in that thing
Muffet: (so now it's a tossup because I like the first=okay that's maybe excessive for three people)
Muffet: "Just fine, deary."
Hellaton: has relized that Vaati pretty much kinkshamed his boyfriend indirectly
Fellby: -Yo the size difference couple is right here.-
Hellaton: wake me up WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Muffet: -fuck you vaati-
Frisk: * rude
"Chubs" Asriel: huh?
Muffet: -except don't fuck you because APPARENTLY U AIN'T OKAY WITH THAT-
Frisk: ((if i got the opportunity to fuck myself i totally would))
Vaati: -is 5'4" rn but was talking about the more extreme size differences, like, if smolster was fucking a grillby at fellby's height, ya shit-
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Fellby: ((man looking at all these nice houses reminds me of this one time a bus was driving us home from a field trip
Ken M: ((whoa what is this place
Frisk: ((hi b))
Hellaton: ((hell
Muffet: (greetings traveler)
Frisk: ((also
Hellaton: ((welcome to hell!
Frisk: ((welcome to hell))
Muffet: (our special hell)
Fellby: ((when the driver randomly took us through a rich neighborhood
Hellaton: ((in which a character i roleplay indirectly kinkshames me
Ken M: ((well I guess it's been too long since I've been here in this cozy hell
Frisk: ((it has))
Ken M: ((I seem to have forgotten everything about it))
Frisk: ((really))
Frisk: ((ok then))
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Ken M: ((this is a discussion hub for Dota 2 right
Vaati: So, out of curiosity, how had you ended up here?
Hellaton: ((yes
Ken M: ((ok
Muffet: (yeah)
Muffet: (how about them)
Muffet: (uh)
Muffet: (stitches)
Muffet: (that guy sure exists)
Ken M: ((yeah totally
Muffet: (that's dota right)
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Smolster: "I was exploring timelines, and I found this one"
Ken M: ((so op
Hellaton: ((how about that dota
Muffet: (and uh)
Ken M: my favorite character is traced
Muffet: (s-sephiroth)
Ken M: -never said that-
Muffet: (man gotta-gotta ner-nerf sephiroth haha)
"Chubs" Asriel: looks around
Frisk: ((SEPHIROTH))
Ken M: ((oh my it really has been too long))
Frisk: ((it has))
Frisk: ((bee))
"Chubs" Asriel: (whose vaati talking to?
Ken M: ((Seferahth needs buff cyka blyat))
Frisk: ((they were talking to b))
Frisk: (("how about that dota"
Frisk: ((b said "is this a dota chat"
Vaati: Hm. I would expect if your timeline is correctly proportioned to your height, it may have prevented entrance to this one.
Hellaton: ((ic, hes talking to smolster
Muffet: (But man that uh)
Muffet: (that AWp)
Ken M: ((genji's ass needs a nerf
Muffet: (man how does blizzard even keep that awp in haha)
Muffet: (i mean volvo)
Frisk: "Hm, imagine if we went into your timeline? We would be as tall as skyscrapers."
Ken M: ((Winston needs to have his "over the shoulder" pose removed it's against his character))
Muffet: "Let's not. I'd rathe rnot cause a mass genocide."
Frisk: "I never said that we were going to."
Ken M: ((Let's be careful not to reduce all scientists to mindless sex objects
Muffet: "And thus take a gaster blaster to the eye. It'll be small, but it'd probably still hurt."
Muffet: (Yeah ikr)
Fellby: Ugh, I can't imagine what would happen if I stepped on.
Fellby: ((damn furries
Ken M: ((Alphys: "no it's fine"
Hellaton: remains silence.
Hellaton: *silent
Ken M: -enters-
Ken M: hello my dank homeboys
Hellaton: ....
Frisk: "..."
Ken M: to borrow the millennial phrase
Smolster: "..."
Hellaton: D-ddddon't interaract with him.
Ken M: my grandson taught me that one
Vaati: ...........
Muffet: "...Hello, there?"
Ken M: yes don't interact with me I'm married
Fellby: waves at Ken, then slowly lowers his hand. "Got it."
Ken M: well I think I'm married but I'm not sure
Hellaton: moves so that he blocks Smolster from view.
Fellby: ((the staircase in this house is just ugh: http://myfancyhouse.com/2016/03/14/exquisite-casa-blanca-in-asia-district-peru/
Hellaton: does not want to deal with Ken M at all.
Muffet: "How do you not know that?"
Fellby: Isn't there some legal stuff that goes down?
Ken M: well it's complicated
Ken M: my wife said she got a restraining order but I think she's just playing hard to get
Muffet: "...Right then."
Muffet: "I have suddenly decided I don't have much interest in talking to you."
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Ken M: ((well I can't do anything as Ken without a nice flame war soooooooooo
Hellaton: is making an arm barrier around Smolster.
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Ken M: my children still prefer me though
Fellby: Oh?
Ken M: they visit me once a month, and I have their word that that's twice as much as they visit my wife
Vaati: ......That, unless duration is longer, makes no sense.
Fellby: They could visit her once every two months.
Muffet: "Where do they stay otherwise, then?""
Vaati: Ah.
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Frisk: ((Ken M: the graveyard
Ken M: yes and have you ever seen a six year old lie
Muffet: "Yes."
Vaati: Yes.
Frisk: "Yes."
Muffet: "Well, not personally, but I know they do."
Fellby: Wait, six?
Muffet: "Wait, you have six-year-olds living without any-what the hell, man?"
Fellby: ((holy shit check out this house: http://myfancyhouse.com/2014/06/18/folding-wall-house-in-ho-chi-minh-city-vietnam/
Ken M: ((message delllaaaaaaaayyyy))
Ken M: either six or twenty
Ken M: I forgot
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Vaati: It would be far more plausible if you and your wife had died, but if you both live, that is c-- what.
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Ken M: but either way I trust my daughter over you
Ken M: or son
Fellby: ...
Ken M: again I forgot
Fellby: rubs his forehead.
Frisk: "..."
Muffet: (that seems unwieldy at best chime)
Muffet: "Are you...totally, totally insane?"
Muffet: "Or do you have some mental disability which keeps you from remembering such things?"
Ken M: i don't remember
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Vaati: Perhaps you are simply in need an anti-amnesiac.
Ken M: oh wait I figured it out
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Ken M: i have two children
Vaati: .......You are infuriating.
Ken M: not as bad as my middle child
Vaati: ............................
Muffet: "I'd ask what was wrong with you, but you'd tell me you forgot."
Ken M: once it peed all over the rug
Vaati: Is it rude to set an elderly human ablaze?
Frisk: ((why hasn't anybody killed ken m yet))
Ken M: also he was a dog
Ken M: that's unfortunate
Muffet: "...What the fu-"
Fellby: Son of a bitch...
Vaati: You are unfortunate.
Vaati: Yes, he woukd be a son of a bitch.
Frisk: "I wouldn't be surprised if he was the son of a female dog."
Ken M: how dare you insult my wife like that
Vaati: ......May I set him ablaze?
Frisk: "If you want to."
Ken M: she makes excellent brownies
Muffet: "Grillby can assist."
Ken M: No! Wait!
Fellby: Do they have marujana in them?
Vaati: -He snaps his fingers, and a fireball falls onto Ken M.-
Gary is Dead: * still not as bad as gary
Ken M: ((marujana
Vaati: Too late.
Ken M: -a rabid fan jumps in the way-
Muffet: (how does this fucker have fans)
Vaati: .....................
Ken M: wait, her brownies are actually pretty bad
Muffet: "Who the hell is-"
Hellaton: is shielding Smolster and completely ignoring this.
Vaati: ...........
Fellby: just blinks in surprise.
Smolster: -is shielded-
Ken M: ((are you aware that there is a real Ken M))
Hellaton: ((yes
Ken M: ((he's much better than I am
Ken M: ((No, Muffst
Ken M: ((*Muffet
Vaati: -He attempts this again.-
Muffet: (I am not)
Ken M: -the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result-
Ken M: -Albert Einstein $100% said that-
Muffet: this is the second try don't go getting all misatributed quote-y on us
Ken M: -in other words the same thing happens-
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Vaati: -This time he just directly sets Ken M's shirt on fire.-
Ken M: ((it's a meme you dip
Ken M: it's a good thing this shirt is flame mentally challenged ant
Vaati: .......Had you meant resistant?
Ken M: no
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Ken M: but people get mad when I say the other word
Fellby: ... You mean retardant.
Ken M: hey you can't say that
Muffet: "I think we can, deary."
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Muffet: "Such as I am about to do: retardant."
Ken M: I am not mean or retardant
Muffet: "No, you're merely insane and/or stupid."
Vaati: -He just punches Ken M in the face.-
Vaati: Shut your mouth.
Ken M: -falls down-
Fellby: ((this house comes equipped with an elephant and a pretty girl: http://myfancyhouse.com/2012/03/05/the-superb-villa-verai-on-phuket-island-thailand/
Ken M: you think you had the upper hand there
Ken M: fortunately for me I had this floor to break my fall
Ken M: -gets up-
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Vaati: ....To stone with you.
Vaati: -He's just done.-
Frisk: "..."
Muffet: (Muffet: "Really, Grillby? Buying another girl with the house?")
Muffet: (Muffet: "And not getting a man for me? Pah.")
Ken M: no thanks marijuana is bad for your heart
Fellby: ((fellby: SHE CAME WITH THE HOUSE
Vaati: -He fuckin attempts to turn Ken M to stone.-
Ken M: -magic isn't real, silly-
Muffet: what
Vaati: -Yes it is-
Ken M: what are you doing
Fellby: -he said, surrounded by beings made of magic-
Vaati: Why are you immune.
Fellby: -although ken m beat the final boss so i guess he's just some sort of superperson idk-
Muffet: there are two fire elementals in the room
Ken M: because I took plenty of natural remedies before I left the house
Ken M: would it happen to be oregano
Ken M: oh
Ken M: oh ok I didn't know
Frisk: ((just snap his neck))
Vaati: -He pulls out the Four Sword, intent on killing this man. Vaati's Fucking Pissed-
Muffet: "So will you die now?"
Muffet: "That would be nice."
Ken M: that's a nice toy
Muffet: (Grillby: "...no blood in the bar. Take it outside.")
Ken M: where did you get it... the, the toy... store?
Frisk: ((Ken M doesn't have blood))
Muffet: "He got it from a blacksmith, most likely."
Fellby: Whoa whoa whoa, are we really gonna kill this guy for this?
Frisk: "Looks like it."
Ken M: that's racist, spiderwoman
Muffet: "..."
Vaati: You had not opposed it earlier.
Ken M: just because will smith is black doesn't mean they all are
Muffet: "A blacksmith is a person who forges things such as swords, you uncultured twat."
Ken M: well I certainly wouldn't want a forged sword
Ken M: I'd rather spend the money on a real one
Vaati: -He slices at Ken M's neck. Congrats, you pissed off a mage who is canonically a swordsman.-
Muffet: "...You know what? fuck it. I'm out." She threw her arms up, standing up. "I'm going outside. You do what you will, Vaati."
Fellby: follows Muffet outside.
Ken M: -turns and bites the blade, shattering it-
Ken M: oops
Fellby: ...
Ken M: excuse my temper I'm sorry
Vaati: W-what......
Vaati: ..................
Fellby: sees this and really starts high-tailing it outside.
Fellby: Muffet, I think that guy's an SCP or some shit.
Muffet: "If he isn't, he deserves to be."
Frisk: * She just walks outside.
Ken M: you see human teeth are tens times as strong as spiderwebs and spiderwebs are stronger than steel
Vaati: -He collapses to his knees, holding the hilt of the blade that sealed him.-
Ken M: it's science
Hellaton: ((this is not the first guy to shatter the sword but holy shit
Vaati: ..............
Ken M: I'll buy you a new one
Frisk: ((i know, holy shit))
Frisk: * WOW
Vaati: ............................................................You cannot.
Ken M: a real one even instead of this forged nonsense
Fellby: just stares through the window at Ken M. "W... what are you?"
Fellby: A god?
Ken M: my name is ken m
Vaati: ....Out of this bar!
Ken M: i didn't even drink yet
Vaati: -He attempts to beat Ken M's head in with the pommel.-
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Ken M: wow it's even made of foam
Frisk: "What the fuck."
Ken M: no it's foam
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "I can't believe this."
Ken M: because the good lord gave me new life
Vaati: -He rapidly switches between Hylian form and the giant eyeball form, ending as the eye.- GET OUT.
Frisk: * She just stares through the window, shocked.
Muffet: "BAISER CETTE MERDE, NOUS ALLONS HOME!" Muffet yelled, taking Grillby's hand and going through the anydoor.
: ((Ken M: *Squirts lemon juice in the eye*))
Ken M: (("fuck that shit we're going home"?
Ken M: ((I'm an amateur at French
Fellby: O-okay, dear, I gotcha
Muffet: (yup)
Muffet: (This isn't real french lol it's just google translated)
Hellaton: has wrapped his arms around Smolster, shielding him from.... this bullshit.
Fellby: Fucking... sword eater...
Hellaton: As in, a circle of arms.
Ken M: ((Pretty sure that's the infinitive form of "basier"))
Acastus: -He walks in, and the promptly leaves.-
Muffet: (Like i said b lerally-it's just google translate)
Ken M: ((IIRC it should be Baise cette merde, nous allons a la maison but I'm really rusty))
Acastus: -He probably was saying fuck that the entire time he was there.-
Ken M: no thanks
Muffet: (I can't speak a freakin' word of french other than like 'cheri' and 'mon ami' and 'bonjour' and that kinda shit)
Gary is Dead: * damn ken m is now gary status
Gary is Dead: * and that's hard to achieve
Ken M: ((Gary status?
Ken M: ((What'd I miss
Frisk: ((Gary was an asshole kid))
Vaati: -He extends an arm and literally throws Ken M into the Anydoor. He screams, until finally reverting to his Hylian form.-
Frisk: * She walks back inside. ".. Damn."
Frisk: "I haven't seen anybody that annoying in years."
Hellaton: ((you managed to drive vaati mad
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Fellby: At least that Gary kid didn't fucking EAT SWORDS
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Acastus: -He does aswell, as he was watching from the window.-
Ken M: -walks on through the normal door-
Vaati: -He has collapsed onto the ground.-
Ken M: no thanks
Acastus: "...You done being all... Weird and stuff?"
Ken M: what do I have to do to stay in
Frisk: "..."
Vaati: -You've managed to drive this man to tears. GG.-
Acastus: "You alright?"
Frisk: ((I want to fucking tear Ken M's guts out right now))
Ken M: -leaves-
Frisk: ((That's a huge achievement))
Acastus: -He tilts his head, to Vaati.-
Ken M: ((oh wow
Ken M: -returns-
Frisk: ((He's that fucking annoying))
Vaati: ..........
Ken M: has it been thirty years yet
Frisk: "No."
Vaati: Just leave me and this bar alone. No, it has not.
Ken M: darn
Ken M: -leaves-
Acastus: "More thirty seconds."
Fellby: ((i read all of ken m's lines in spongebob's voice for some reason
Acastus: "...Anyways... You alright?"
Hellaton: ((mobius?
Frisk: ((Ken M is Mobius))
Vaati: No.
Ken M: ((I can't tell if I should be proud or ashamed))
Fellby: ((that's what the m stands for
Acastus: "Need help?"
Ken M: -walks in through the Anydoor-
Hellaton: ((both
Vaati: GET OUT
Ken M: what
Acastus: "It's been a couple minutes still."
Vaati: -He physically pushes Ken M out.-
Acastus: "If you're listening to them, you've got like, a- oh okay."
Hellaton: ((im having fun
Frisk: ((me too))
: ((Frisk))
Ken M: -doesn't budge-
Frisk: ((frisky*
: ((I agree))
Ken M: shoving is for people without real power in their souls
: ((yeah I made a mistake))
Frisk: ((you should know that i'm frisky whiskington by now))
Frisk: ((anyways i like this but i want to see ken m die at the same time))
Ken M: stop you're hurting me
: ((I want to see him die and that's why I like it))
Frisk: ((no, i like this because vaati is being pushed to his limits))
Ken M: has it really been ten thousand years
Ken M: my how the time flies
Frisk: ((but he can't do shit))
Acastus: "...Sir, it would be very much perfered if you left for now.@
Frisk: ((and he hates it
: "*
Vaati: -You have managed to make a man with wonderful power cry and beg for mercy-
Hellaton: ((p much
Acastus: "Is that possible?"
Frisk: "It is for some people."
Ken M: ((So the general idea is that Ken M has near-infinite toonforce))
Vaati: Just.... just go. You are the worst human I kniw, and I have met humans who have tried to kill me directly.
Frisk: ((I can write an entire novel on the ways I want Ken M to die))
Ken M: why don't we settle this over a cup of ultra-spicy tea
Ken M: have you had ultra spicy tea?
Vaati: No.
Frisk: "Can you please leave?"
Acastus: ((I WANT TO SEE HIM BURN some calories at the gym))
Vaati: Just leave.
Vaati: Leave us alone.
Acastus: "If I get you something will you leave us for now?"
Ken M: it's my daughter's recipe
Frisk: "You clearly aren't helping anybody and you aren't doing anything important."
Fellby: ((I WANT TO THROW HIM INTO A GORGEous outfit
Acastus: "Something within my power, anyways..."
Hellaton: ((mettaton?
Ken M: it's like normal tea but you use poison ivy leaves
Ken M: don't worry it isn't actually poisonous
Ken M: I think
Ken M: uncle Ted was a coincidence
Acastus: "...That sounds like a terrible idea."
Vaati: My body would explode and I doubt my blood is a suitable tint for the walls.
Ken M: i assume that's hyperbole
Acastus: "...Hey, person wanting him to leave, maybe you should head to a different room for now?"
Vaati: No, it is not.
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Vaati: I am allergic to the genus of plants in which poison ivy is contained.
Ken M: Why do you want me to leave anyway
Acastus: "For future reference, what are you two's names?"
Vaati: That is all of us you anal sucker.
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Ken M: what did I do to you though
Vaati: I want you to leave because you are infuriating!
Ken M: but what did I do
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Vaati: You shattered a sword and have resisted all my attempts to kill you!
Vaati: Just go!
Ken M: (("how dare you resist my attempts to kill you you piece of shit"))
Ken M: that sounds awful
Ken M: wait who did that
Hellaton: ((pretty much
Vaati: YOU
Acastus: "Well, if we are playing devils advocate... Maybe you shouldn't try and kill him in the first place."
Fellby: blinks. "So... now what."
Ken M: what did I do this time
Vaati: Just leave, please.
Smolster: -is very confused by all this
Smolster: -
Muffet: "I don't know. I just want to..."
Muffet: "Calm down. Try to stop thinking about that fucking-Urgh!"
Hellaton: is trying to ignore this.
Ken M: ok
Ken M: -leaves-
Vaati: Finally...
Ken M: -returns-
Ken M: I think j forgot my hat
Acastus: "...Anyways, are you calming down? Need somethin- oh god..."
Vaati: NO
Ken M: -never wore a hat to begin with-
Ken M: oh ok sorry
Fellby: We can go to bed if you want.
Ken M: -leaves-
Frisk: ((I think we all know our initial reactions to Ken M))
Acastus: "...Do you want something to help you?"
Vaati: -He collapses to the floor-
Ken M: -returns-
Acastus: "What now?"
Ken M: well to be honest you weren't my first choice either but the last bar kicked me out
Hellaton: .....Ccccan you just stop ththis?
Acastus: "...Same bar."
Ken M: oh ok sorry
Ken M: -leaves-
Ken M: -the dead Ken M fan is still smoldering on the floor-
Hellaton: ...........Ttttttthat man is vevery uncomfortable Iiii'm sorrry....
Muffet: "...that would do."
Frisk: (([color=#FF0000]EDGE ALERT[/color] "I want to grab a screwdriver, pry his eye open, and dig it into his eye painfully. I could also pour liquid concrete down his throat or feed him to a lion or rip open his ballsack with a knife or cut a hole into his back and add a bit of stuffing and hang him up on the wall or rip his wisdom teeth out with a crowbar or get him ran over by a shitty purple scion or throw him into a car compactor or tie his limb to four horses and let the horses run in four seperate directions, ripping his limbs off and leaving him to bleed to death or do ten thousand other [color=#440044]CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL[/color] ways he could die" - CaU, 2016))
Acastus: "...Hey, do you like dogs? Petting them, to be precise?"
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Frisk: ((that's cau's hate in a nutshell))
Hellaton: puts his arms back down.
Acastus: -He said that to Vaati.-
Frisk: ((holy fucking asstits))
Vaati: I simply want to forget this.
: ((Ew))
Frisk: "I'm glad he's gone."
Frisk: ((ikr))
Vaati: -He warps out of the bar.-
Frisk: ".."
Muffet: "in fact, let's...lets go with ember. She should probably be comforting enough."
Hellaton: ..........
Acastus: "Will the petting help with that- oh alright."
Frisk: "Well, that's.. that, I guess."
Hellaton: .....
Acastus: "First time I try to socially help someone with something, cool."
Smolster: "....."
Acastus: "..."
Smolster: "What... What just happened?"
Fellby: scoops Muffet up into a bridal carry, happily taking her to the bedroom.
Muffet: smiles, folding her legs and putting her arms behind her back.
Hellaton: Aaaaa man nanamed Ken M mamanaged to drive an annnnnciecient mage to tetetears.
Acastus: -He sits on the couch, leaning on the arm rest of one side.-
Smolster: "..."
Hellaton: is grabbing the bar counter.
Ember: -She's sleeping, but she stirs as her parents enter the room.-
: ((I want Hellaton to say butter))
Hellaton: .......Sssaid man is jujust..... uncomfortable. Infufuriating. Iiii didn't want yoyou to have to dedeal with him.
: ((Because he would say butt like three times))
Frisk: * She sits down. "... That was more than an unpleasant situation."
Hellaton: ((yeah
Muffet: smiles, stepping down delicately.
Fellby: sits next to his daughter. "Hey sweetie..."
Ember: "Hey dad...
Acastus: "I agree."
Hellaton: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want hellaton to say butter
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want ken m to ken my ms
Muffet: "How are you doing, ember?"
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want mettaton to kinkshame me))
Muffet: (dirtycaucinfessions: I don't want to stuffit in the muffet)
Ember: "I'm doing good... I was having a nice dream."
Smolster: -gently pats hellaton's hand- "At least he's gone now.."
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want fellby to light my fire
Muffet: "Oh, sorry to interrupt."
Hellaton: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want vaati to kinkshame magevaati more
: ((Embers dream was an arson taking place))
Ember: "Nah, it's fine... it wasn't that nice."
Hellaton: tenses up at first, but calms down quickly.
Hellaton: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want gaster to run
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want chime to chime my nyxes
Hellaton: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want magevaati to m my v
Muffet: (dirtycauconfessions: I want to warp my flame)
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want frisky to fuck off. seriously.))
Muffet: (dirtycauconfessions: I want to stick my dick in the woid)
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Hellaton: (((murder my vagine)
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i wnat damascus to dam my ascus
: ((Vagine))
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want barchar to murder my vagigi))
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Muffet: (dirtycauconfessions: I want barchar to cheat on her asriel bfs with grillby)
DamnDude: (( Seriously, why is this happening )) [color=black]I guess one of you could get your wish [/color]
: ((Magic))
Muffet: (I DUNNO LOL)
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: everybody wants chime and mv to be together but there's one problem, mv's girlfriend. i want a threesome. now.))
Hellaton: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want hellaton to be happy
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i wand damndude to damn my dudes
DamnDude: (( ~That's fucked up~ ))
Hellaton: ((omg
DamnDude: ~This is all so fucked up~
: ((One of the above seems far fetched))
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want frisky to drink my whiskey and we'll both get drunk and i'll have some nice agender ass))
Fellby: hugs his daughter close.
Muffet: "Well...thats...good, I suppose? I don't kniwm" she sighs. "This has been a hell of a day, cheri. But, good news: we do have a house picked. We think."
Ember: Oh, really! That's great!
: ((I want frisky to drinky my whiskey and we'll get drunky and I'll have some nice gender ass...ey))
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DamnDude: (( Meanwhile I'm just listening to a remix of Trunk's theme ))
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Hellaton: sighs.
Hellaton: T-ththanks...
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want dd to kick my ass at heart to heart
Frisk: ((what ad))
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: nobody is in the frisky whiskington fanbase))
DamnDude: (( Can you set up the game~ ))
Hellaton: ((what if we started a dirtycauconfessions blog
: ((I saw a lot of opportunity to make words end with -ey or -y))
Frisk: ((truecauconfessions: i want to kill frisky))
Fellby: ((nobody's gonna get it
: ((Except us))
Frisk: ((we can pretend we're OCs))
Frisk: ((lolno))
: ((And then it's our own little inside jokes))
Frisk: ((it could be like "ask the roleplayers" or some shit))
Muffet: "It has a pool, but..we can do something with that I'm sure."
Frisk: ((mv and chime can draw shit for it))
Fellby: I think i'm gonna drain it and start a vegetable garden.
Frisk: ((but nah))
Hellaton: ((i have an incorrectquoteblog for my other rp group of like eight people. 46 follow it.
Frisk: ((oh wow))
Frisk: ((that's neat))
Fellby: ((hm
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Smolster: "You're welcome"
Frisk: ((if we actually started a blog like that))
Frisk: ((somebody would have to draw us))
Fellby: ((i could probably do quick doodles
Smolster: (we actually use the cau as a source for quotes for the blog)
Hellaton: ....C-caaan I, um, mamaybe do sosomething?
Muffet: (ooh gemsonas thise are fun)
Hellaton: ((among other things
Frisk: ((my birthstone is garnet))
Muffet: (I've actually thought about bringing a couple of mine in but have decided against it for having too much already done with them that y'all can't really read)
Hellaton: ((one of the quotes used: "LET'S FUCK THESE ASSHOLES!" "....absolutely not."
Fellby: ((mine is topaz but i've done nothing with her
Muffet: (amber and Chrysocolla are my main ones)
Hellaton: ((my gemsonas are dumortierite, tremolite, rhodonite, and others
Smolster: (mine is fire agate
Muffet: (I also have johachidolite and almandine in a different rp with the sake people as amber and chrys)
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Smolster: "Sure, what is it?"
Hellaton: .....I, uh..... Iii need to, um.....
Hellaton: holds out two hands, palm up.
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Muffet: (amber and mandi are converts, which are basically different species implanted with gems, thus taking the mind of the former being and giving them a gem-body. Kinda Like a hybrid, but they are full gems. )
Hellaton: is shaking a bit.
Muffet: "Hah. A fire elemental with a vegetable garden. That should be fun."
Fellby: I could use the veggies in my cooking, dear.
Smolster: -gently climbs into hellaton's hands-
Hellaton: ((hes gonna burn it
DamnDude: (( I just remembered, does anyone here not have Limbo, and have a computer that could run it? ))
Muffet: "Although I'll likely help. At least with keeping other creatures away."
Fellby: ((oh shit that's free today isn't it
Frisk: ((i used to love limbo))
Muffet: "Oh, yes, and it will be delicious."
Fellby: The pests or the cooking?
DamnDude: (( That's what I was gonna tell you ))
Frisk: ((when is it not free))
DamnDude: (( Either a few hours or tomorrow ))
Muffet: "The cooking."
Frisk: ((oh nooooo))
DamnDude: (( But if you get the game, you keep it ))
Hellaton: brings Smolster to his chest, slowly and carefully maneuvering his hands to gently press Smolster into the closest thing to a hug possible.
Muffet: "Though you could likely make rabbits quite tasty."
Frisk: ((i can't download it right now so i'm fucked))
Hellaton: T-ththank you so mumuch...
Fellby: smiles. "You'd like some rabbit stew, huh?"
Ember: "Daaad, don't kill the bunnies..."
Smolster: "Oh! You're welcome" -hugs back, as best he can-
Muffet: "As a wise man once said: wabbit season. Uhuhuhuhuh."
Muffet: "We won't, ember, don't worry. We're just joking, cheri."
Fellby: Yeah, I won't until they eat my tomatoes.
Hellaton: 's chest vibrates as he whirrs. His lights glow softly.
Hellaton: ((ehhhhhh, whats up, doc?
Muffet: "Then, those poor little things are dead."
Ember: "Dad!"
Fellby: smiles, while shrugging.
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want fellby to puncha my buns
Muffet: (well, for the low low price of 1000G...)
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want frisky to come up with a new damn character so i can fuck them))
Hellaton: Thhhhank you so mumuch... you've bebeeeen so nice to me, and, Iiii really, reallllly appreciate ththat.
Muffet: "Ember,there are many things you must learn in life. The first one is not to mess with your father's cooking."
Hellaton: A-aaand thank you, uhhh, fofofor not runnnning away ththe second you saw meme....
Ember: -She sits up. "Do you think I could learn to cook someday?"
Muffet: "Absolutely."
Muffet: "In fact, you rather should."
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want hellaton to sing scatman songs
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: i want hellaton to talk dirty to me in that smooth, sexy glitchy voice))
Ember: "Oh, maybe I can start to learn when we move into our new house!"
Muffet: "That does rather make sense."
Hellaton: ((dirtycauconfessions: hellaton is asexual, sex-repulsed, and has a glitchless voice when he sings, dipshits
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: i still want him to sing scatman songs
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: frisky should be a character in cau because they are that one person that everybody wants to die first))
Hellaton: ((dirtycauconfessions: i really want gr
Fellby: ((dirtycauconfessions: whose line is it anyway cau edition
Smolster: "You're welcome.... And thank you for being so welcoming when I first arrived. And you're not scary at all."
Muffet: (dirtycauconfessions: this joke is getting old)
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: let's make a new joke
Hellaton: ((id watch whose line cau
DamnDude: (( DirtyCaUconfessions: I just found a pile of dirt ))
Fellby: ((it's this chat
Muffet: "I may not be half as good at this as your father, but I certainly have my own recipes."
Muffet: "And by 'my own' I mean they're from the French, but still."
Frisk: ((dirtycauconfessions: let's make frisky burn in a bathtub full of hate, lies, and painful jokes))
Fellby: Oh come on, honey, you can make a souffle. I still haven't figured that out.
Hellaton: Iii, um, thought yoyou mighttt, um, be.... inintimidated by me... I-I'm jujust... Iii'm just so grgrategrateful...
Muffet: "Cheri, please, you've known me for this long and you think me comparing something to the French is in any way supposed to be a bad thing?"
Fellby: Well, no.
Hellaton: I'm sosorry my thoughtsss are jujust flying around...
Frisk: ((i'm going to go to sleep now))
Frisk: ((gn))
Fellby: ((gn
Hellaton: ((gn
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Smolster: "It's alright, you don't have to apologize"
Hellaton: T-ththank you so mumuch...
Hellaton: whirrs a little bit.
Hellaton: unfolds his hands, releasing the makeshift hug but still holding Smolster close. He's smiling down at his small friend.
Muffet: "So I fail to see your point, quite frankly."
Fellby: shrugs. "Ah, whatever."
Smolster: -smiles up at hellaron-
Smolster: -*hellaton-
Hellaton: ((hellaron
Hellaton: ((hellaron weasley
Smolster: (hellaron swanson)
Muffet: yawns. "Well, anyway, we should probably get to sleep."
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Hellaton: slowly returns Smolster to the counter. "Um, a-aaanyway, I'm sorry, bubut I'm at low chcharge..."
Fellby: nods. "We can see about getting the house tomorrow."
Smolster: "It's alright, I should probably head back as well"
Hellaton: A-aaalright.
Ember: "Yay..."
Hellaton: I'll ssee you sosoon. H-hhhave a nice time wiwith your husbannnd.
Smolster: "Have a nice time with your boyfriends, I'll see you soon!"
Hellaton: smiles, leaving to charge/sleep.
Hellaton: ((gn, also holy shit this was so cute
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DamnDude: (( gn ))
Fellby: leans back, unbuttoning his shirt. "Come on, girls, let's get some shut-eye."
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Muffet: closes her eyes, breathing out. "Careful cheri. Ember is here."
Fellby: I know, I know... I'm not planning on anything.
DamnDude: (( "That's what tomorrow is for" ))
DamnDude: (( "In our all glass house" ))
Muffet: "Neither am I. Plans can be forgone." she shook her head, just laying back.
Ember: -She snuggles up against her father. "Goodnight, dad, goodnight, mom."
Muffet: "Goodnight, cheri." muffet said, getting some spiders to pull the covers up.
Fellby: smiles. "Goodnight, my girls."
DamnDude: (( Current Plan for my thing is we go through tomorrow as I said earlier, then because I can't do stats off a phone, I take a few day break while I'm at the lakehouse. ))
Fellby: ((Okay, got it.
DamnDude: (( Also, I would bet money most people participating can probably tell what's gonna happen after the last round of training. ))
Fellby: ((FIGHT
DamnDude: (( I mean specifically who ))
Fellby: ((the cloaked man
DamnDude: (( That's one of the two reasonable ones ))
Fellby: ((rush
Rush: -has been spying from a nearby rooftop for what has been a week at this point
Fellby: -creepy-
DamnDude: (( Yeah, I decided fighting Rush after the tutorials would be the best just because there isn't a 'Present' chapter ))
DamnDude: (( The W _ _ _ _ __, The J _ _, The O _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, The Present, and The U _ _ _ _ _ _ ))
Fellby: ((the first one is the wedding isn't it
DamnDude: (( :D ))
Fellby: ((the second one's the joy
DamnDude: (( Yeah, those are the easy ones ))
DamnDude: (( These are all code names for the events that make up the main chapters, the last one is the most vague, and the 2nd and third ones are most direct ))
Fellby: ((hmm, okay
DamnDude: (( The third event is the oldest event I had here, but boss wise I go much older than it ))
Fellby: ((hmm, alright
DamnDude: (( By the way, I'm going to say that all the chapters can be done in any order, but I may limit off one or two of chapters if a specific person isn't here ))
DamnDude: (( Or I may force a specific chapter if they are here ))
Fellby: ((that makes sense
DamnDude: (( I may also ask for a little bit of help during the wedding, considering I've either already said or hinted at to what it was. That's the one event I know I can't do justice to by myself. ))
Fellby: ((that's fine
DamnDude: (( The 2nd one is probably the 2nd hardest to do justice to, but at least I can look up how Slar did it back in the day ))
DamnDude: (( O-T is pretty easy, and I still remember it pretty well surprisingly, and u is the future, so I can go a bit more creative with that :D ))
Fellby: ((ooooh, the future?
DamnDude: (( Now, I'm going to shut up before I accidentally spoil everything :P ))
DamnDude: (( Except for the fact that I changed how the extra fights, like the ones from my original thing, work ))
DamnDude: (( They're now unlockable fights instead of just an extra fight at the end ))
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"Chubs" Asriel: (turn down for what?
DamnDude: (( Wait, what do you mean Yazan? ))
"Chubs" Asriel: (nothing just beibg Yazan
Fellby: ((... beibing
DamnDude: is considerably confused.
"Chubs" Asriel: (and im not even drunk
Yazan: is not drunk
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DamnDude: wonders if Chime is drunk again.
Fellby: ((i am not
DamnDude: (( k ))
DamnDude: (( Forms the not drunk crew ))
DamnDude: (( Wait ))
DamnDude: pokes Flame. (( Are you drunk? ))
Yazan: (arnt I the only one whose legally allowed to drink irl?
Fellby: ((yeah
Yazan: (weird
DamnDude: (( I'm only -looks at a card- 3.5 years away ))
Yazan: (tbh I hate alcohok
Yazan: (lil rant coming
Yazan: ((all people irl want to so is going out drinking once they are over 21
Yazan: do*
DamnDude: (( if it makes ya feel any better, I have no plans of drinking ))
Fellby: ((alcohol tastes like burning
DamnDude: (( My fucked up mind plus alcohol? No thanks ))
Fellby: ((and you've all seen what happens when i get drunk on accident
Yazan: ((few ppl actually wamt to do anything else though
Yazan: (like in Korea Im a big gundam fan and there are 4 gundam atores alone in seoul
Yazan: (but I cant find one person who has the same interest and speaks english
Yazan: (all ppl want to do is get wasted on there time off
Yazan: (or add alcohol to the equation to the point where the ppl become unbearable
Yazan: (growing up sucks
Fellby: ((well, i'm going to bed
Yazan: (gn
Yazan: (you just gonna stay logged on?
DamnDude: (( Chime does that sometimes ))
Yazan: (yep
Yazan: (damn its raining here
DamnDude: (( wow, that sucks ))
Yazan: (usually I love the rain but here its dirty
DamnDude: (( That sounds terrible ))
Yazan: (yeah leaves a black reisdue
DamnDude: (( wow ))
Yazan: (thank youC
Yazan: ( China
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DamnDude: (( oh shit don't wanna get caught by the yazan police ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Frisk: ((hi.
Yazan: (oi and gn
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: ((YO
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
: ((I remember that a long time ago, someone RP'd Kawaii!Sans
: (([url=https://m.soundcloud.com/kamiyana/sanssans-bone-odoricomposer-toby-fox-arranger-kamiyana]this would be their theme[/url]))
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CryingEevee OOC: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6_SuYmB1oA ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
H: (( Hi
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CryingEevee OOC: ((well, bai i guess))
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Muffet: (greetings fellow edgenobles, edgeduke Flame_warp has arrived)
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay))
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Frisk: ((hi))
Frisk: ((wow ok rip))
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Frisk: ((hi))
Muffet: (hi)
H: (( hi
Frisk: ((everybody is fucking dead))
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H: (( http://puu.sh/pC771/7ee5c2f900.jpg
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Frisk: ((it's beautiful))
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H: (( time to draw some [s]gardevoir porn[/s] j heich concept art
Frisk: ((okay))
Frisk: (([s]j heich concept porn[/s]
CryingEevee OOC: ((have fun))
H: (( [s]microporn[/s] ))
H: (( I should flip a coin
H: (( J Heich concept art or gardevoir porn
Frisk: ((do it))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((compromise, make a combination of both))
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Frisk: ((j heich x gardevoir porn))
Frisk: ((what))
H: (( gardie porn
Frisk: ((oh boy))
H: (( [i][cri][/i] ))
Frisk: ((well you have to do it now how do you feel))
H: (( dirty
H: (( [i][Lennyface lenny][/i] ))
Frisk: ((of course you do))
H: (( or you know
H: (( I could just not draw it
Frisk: ((true but))
H: (( or I could loathe how gardie is oversexualized
CryingEevee OOC: ((well yeah, but you bothered to flip a coin))
Frisk: ((it would be funny if you did))
H: (( right
Frisk: ((the coin decided it))
Frisk: ((do not disrespect the coin))
H: (( Mr. Coin ))
H: (( Mr. Coin really wants to see gardie34 ))
Gallade: ((|he really does|))
Gardevoir: (( \wha?\ ))
Gallade: ((|shhhh|
Gardevoir: (( \are [i]you[/i] Mr. Coin?\ ))
Gallade: ((|no, mr. coin is my half cousin|))
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: [color=#2ed73a]Mr. Coin: (( [i][lennyface][/i] ))[/color]
: (( is mr. coin like ))
: (( a gallade ))
Frisk: ((he's a rich af pervert gallade))
CryingEevee OOC: ((mr. coin is a half kirlia half bronzor))
: (( I was thinking Mr. Coin is a kirlia ))
Frisk: ((he should be a kirlia))
CryingEevee OOC: ((don't tell me that's not possible because it is now))
: [color=#2ed73a]Mr. Coin: (( I can be whatever you want me to be <3 ))[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((so he's a ditto))
: (( yes
: (( Now
: (( the question is how should I draw this
Gallade: ((|my half uncle married a ditto|))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i find it weird how it's canon ditto can genderbend it's transformations since you can make pokes breed with it))
: (( satire
Gardevoir: (( \will [i]you[/i] marry [i]me[/i]?\ ))
: (( Gallade: |WTF NO| ))
Gallade: ((|WTF YES|
: (( and then they got married
: (( <= TO BE CONTINUED ====== ))
Frisk: ((10/10
Frisk: ((inb4 you draw the pope on a stripper pole with mr. coin tossing money towards him))
: (( ew no
Frisk: ((ew no))
: (( I'm not actually going to draw gardevoir porn kek
Frisk: ((ik))
Frisk: ((you already have enough gardevoir porn))
Frisk: ((by just googling "gardevoir"))
: (( can confirm
Frisk: ((and then bloo draws gallade porn instead))
: (( I downloaded a gardevoir 3D model that was ripped directly from X/Y ))
Frisk: ((wowie))
: (( the collective renamon fanclub ))
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Ela: (( wait what ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
Ela: (( guys I think a gallade and another gardevoir are getting married what the fuck ))
Ela: (( is this an example of edge? ))
Frisk: ((and then bloo puts chuck norris converses on gardevoir))
Frisk: ((not really))
: (( converse chuck norrises only fit darkrais ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so Ela doesn't actually know what edge is))
Ela: (( nope ))
Frisk: ((i could make darkrai have a pair of chuck norris converses))
Frisk: ((lolno))
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Muffet: (what did i miss)
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: (( pokesin married
Muffet: (Huh)
Muffet: (okay)
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Gardevoir: (( \ahuhuhuhuhuhuhu\ ))
: (( guys I'm going to make custom converse chuck norrises
Sage: (I like how I use half of my characters for like)
: (( help me with your input
: (( pick a color ))
Sage: (just text colors)
CryingEevee OOC: ((Msparp isn't saying when anyone is typing anymore, not even when i'm typing))
Frisk: ((golden))
CryingEevee OOC: ((waluigi))
Frisk: ((literally gold plated))
Sage: (I mea it doesn't tell you when you're typing)
Sage: (but yeah that notification is gone that's strange)
: (( gold-plated? ))
: (( pick a number, 1 or 2 ))
Frisk: ((yes))
CryingEevee OOC: ((waluigi plated, i'm telling you))
CryingEevee OOC: ((2))
Frisk: ((2))
Sage: (2)
: (( a pokemon other than gallade or gardie ))
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: ((heya
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Sage: (metagross)
Frisk: ((darkrai))
: (( okay
: ((heya
Frisk: ((hi
Frisk: ((also holy shit parp()
: (( decided like this: gold-plated Converse Chuck Norris ALL-STAR (II) DARKRAI EDITION ))
Frisk: ((why))
: (( this will cost you 121 G ))
Frisk: ((10/10
Frisk: ((WOULD BUY)(
CryingEevee OOC: ((GG))
: (( there is dark magic radiating from the shoe
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CryingEevee OOC: ((wait bloo disconnected, and then typed something without reconnecting))
Frisk: ((i can incorporate those shoes in pmd if i wanted to))
: (( yes
: (( converse chuck norris
Frisk: ((bloo is a ghost))
CryingEevee OOC: ((bloo you are DEAD))
Sage: (but pokemon don't wear shoes)
: (( Oh
Sage: (or know who chuck norris is)
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: (( do you guys want the bloodstain? ))
Frisk: ((yes))
: (( k
: (([url=https://m.soundcloud.com/kamiyana/sanssans-bone-odoricomposer-toby-fox-arranger-kamiyana]BGM for no reason[/url]))
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: (( shoe size? ))
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Frisk: ((21
: (( kek
Frisk: ((in pokemon alpha sapphire i have a male gardevoir))
: ((In Pokémon X I have a shiny Ninetales
: [i]Converse Chuck Norris[/i]: next step: Chuck Norris signature ankle patch, bloodstain + Darkrai fitting + dark magic bedazzling http://puu.sh/pC8XA/8863307a25.jpg
Frisk: ((in pokemon y i have a level one hundred arceus))
Frisk: ((also those are amazing))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's just piss yellow))
: (( well
: (( normally it's white
: (( would you like a color change
: (( i can make it green
: ((dark magic bedazzling sounds amazing
: (( please select color of bloodstains
: (( http://puu.sh/pC993/7c5fdcd005.jpg
Frisk: ((i have a level 100 japanese arceus that has judgement, spacial rend, roar of time, and recover))
: (( Converse Chuck Norris All Star I Gardevoir Green Limited Edition DHGate.net ))
: ((The Ninetales I have is also lvl 100.
Frisk: ((my entire y team is level 100))
Frisk: ((that's from farming the elite four))
Frisk: ((i have arceus, greninja, charizard, mewtwo, yveltal, and azumarill))
: (( list off 3 colors ))
Frisk: ((orange, green, blue))
: ((sylveon, ninetales, goodra, venusaur, mewtwo, and porygon-z))
: ((what if porygon-z had a mega evolution
: (( i just ran the shoe through the dark magic bedazzeler
: (( http://puu.sh/pC9xf/e0c03145de.jpg
Frisk: ((it's a gay shoe))
: (( i should make it all-black
CryingEevee OOC: (("can i talk to Satan, please? i'd like to sell him a slightly used heart." - me))
: (( guys
: (( blue or purple
Frisk: ((purple))
CryingEevee OOC: ((blue))
: ((blue
: (( http://puu.sh/pC9UQ/d19b9905d5.jpg would you like any other extras ))
: (( the dark magic gives it that slight glow
Frisk: ((see, purple looks good on about anything))
Frisk: ((that's why it's one of my favorite colors))
Frisk: ((blue will always be my favorite though <3))
: (( i imagine J HEICH wearing those ))
: (( and almost getting split in half immediately because of le magic ))
Frisk: ((everybody fights darkrai at the end of pmd))
Frisk: ((you all win))
Frisk: ((darkrai is all beaten up and shit))
Frisk: ((he pulls out those shoes))
Frisk: (("It's not over yet!"))
: (( everyone gets rekt
Frisk: ((he puts them on and everybody dies))
: (( I'm going to make the promotional ad for those shoes
Frisk: ((i'm just browsing the google images for "gardevoir" because of boredom))
Frisk: ((i see sonic x gardevoir))
: (( "boredom" ))
: ((wow
Frisk: ((yeah))
Frisk: ((i'm bored af))
: ((well I was doing the same for Espurr
Frisk: ((i see this http://img08.deviantart.net/b6d9/i/2015/051/1/0/request_sonic_x_gardevoir_by_halfway_to_insanity-d8iv07j.png
: (( and I found [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKd0ZpN2w4UnJfaUE]this[/url].))
Sage: (what do you mean 'sonic x gardevoir')
: (([br]------------------------- CONVERSE CHUCK NORRIS ALL-STAR[sup]TM[/sup] -------------------------[br]Designed specifically by Chuck Norris for extreme combat use, this shoe is fitted[br]by default with special high-grade impact cushoning for soft landing from[br]high jumps.[br]Also included is the signature [i]BLOODSTAIN[/i], blood taken from Chuck Norris' own[br]enemies. An option includes dark magic bedazzling, giving you the option of[br]obtaining a fucking magic shoe[br][br]CONVERSE[br]BIG GAMES COMING UP - SHOES O.K.?
Frisk: ((10/10
: (( My friend on Destiny: "20 gigabytes of storage, that's big For comparison, the ego of Jaden Smith" ))
: (( brb
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Frisk: ((i found this https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/1e/17/82/1e17824ed8f354a8718189ad344bd820.jpg
: ((💯
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Gardevoir: (( [i][blushes][/i] ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((Adra has killed The Soulless))
: (( gtg
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Emb: ((ayy
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
Emb: ((so how are things going
Emb: ((well i suppose that's an explanation
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Sage: (lemme tell ya we're goin cray-cray in here)
Sage: (hoo doggie)
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Emb: ((wait are we doing pmd
CryingEevee OOC: ((laharl is gonna be gone for a quite a while so prolly not for a while))
Emb: ((ah okay, ty
Sage: (yeah I'm just on this because I like the text color)
CryingEevee OOC: ((nothing's stopping you from switching to your normal name but having a different color))
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: ((heya
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Emb: ((hello
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Frisk: ((hi
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is sitting on the couch, wearing a sweater with a fox on it.-[/color][/font]
: ((slow day today
CryingEevee OOC: ((ye))
Emb: ((seems so
Emb: walks in without her umbrella. Don't worry, her army isn't with her, and the tint and smell don't arrive. "Hello."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh! Hi! I haven't seen you before![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I'm Sunny! Who are you~?[/color][/font]
Emb: Oh, well that's probably a good thing then. My first entrance was just a few questions and my second is not anything anyone would want to see. I'm Emb.
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Emb: Nice to meet you. - She sits on the couch, viewing the bar. -
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai bloo))
Emb: ((ayy bloo
: (( hi
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: ((ayy
H: J Heich enters the bar. In the form of a Joltik.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to H- Oh! Hi![/color][/font]
H: (( presenting H, a joltik and occasionally a darkrai with legs ))
Emb: Hello there.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: 's been a quiet day today...[/color][/font]
Sage: (and also a small microbe)
Emb: That's fine with me. Some peace and quiet would be nice.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: You're right, that can be a good thing sometimes...[/color][/font]
H: "Hi."
H: (( yes
H: (( 0.5 micrometers
Emb: Depending on the person. For a leader of an army it's a great thing.
H: (( H morphs into a flying helicopter
Emb: ((no, obviously it's a walking helicopter
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -nods, sipping a mug of hot chocolate-[/color][/font]
H: (( a helicopter with legs
Emb: ((hot leg
: ((with hot legys
H: (( helegcopter ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, it's one of those weird anthro helicopters))
H: (( "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((...i really wish i didn't know anthro vehicles were things))
Emb: ((anthro anything are things
H: H hops onto the couch.
Emb: - She views the bar. - So what goes on around here? It was rather populated yesterday.
: ((anthro anthros...?
H: He basically looks like an all-red Joltik.
H: (( mind blown
CryingEevee OOC: ((an anthro anthro is just an anthro))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I was at a pool at a hotel my parents own...[/color][/font]
H: "I can't come in contact with water."
Emb: ((just like 00 is just 0
Emb: ((unless it's coding
: ((yep
Emb: ((yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((great, you've awakened the coding beast))
Emb: ((np
H: (( [url=http://puu.sh/pCeRu/c1d4a09da1.png][i]MEANWHILE I'M CODING[/i][/url] ))
Emb: ((i meant binary coding tho
Emb: ((like 0101110100011001011
H: (( >binary coding
Emb: ((i forgot what it was called
: (( 01110000 01100101 01101110 01101001 01110011 ))
Emb: ((yeah
Emb: Interesting.
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's just binary))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's always so cold around here, but they make good hot chocolate...[/color][/font]
Emb: ((close
H: "Hot chocolate?"
Emb: I don't mind the cold. On the battlefield it's important to become resistant.
Emb: But of course a good hot chocolate would mean just as much.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Like chocolate milk, but heated.[/color][/font]
H: "Where do I obtain this?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: The bartender.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gestures to Grillby-[/color][/font]
H: H eventually gets a cup of hot chocolate. Upon attempting to drink it, he splits into around 6 smaller copies of himself. "oh"
Emb: - She waves to Grillby. -
Emb: ...How do you live if you cannot drink?
H: "i"
H: "i don't know"
H: "wait, i'm alive?"
H: (( H realizes that he's a living creature
Emb: Are you mechanic or magical?
Emb: If not, then yes, you are living.
H: (( Actually
H: (( Scratch H splitting
H: (( 'cause splitting sucks
H: H manages to take small sips of hot chocolate.
Emb: ((are you
Emb: ((well alrighty
H: (( i wrote out a whole set of rules and it's confusing me
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Do you like it...?[/color][/font]
H: "...I guess?"
H: "I'm not....getting anything from this."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hmm...[/color][/font]
H: (( H can't taste ))
Emb: Do you have no taste buds?
H: "I guess not."
Emb: Well, that makes sense then. The fact that you can't taste.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -whistles, and there's a loud thump and a muffled "Oops, wrong side!" from one side of the bar.-[/color][/font]
Emb: ...What is that?
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -trots through the door, and hops onto Sunny's lap.-[/font][/color]
Emb: ((AAAAA
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh! This is my dog![/color][/font]
Emb: ((i know moon moon
Emb: ((are you srs
: ((yes am srs
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Emb: ((wowie
Destiny: (( what the fuck kind of name is this
Destiny: H leaves quietly.
Emb: ((precisely
Destiny: (( not sure if "Destiny" is a suitable name for this ))
Emb: Ah, hello dog.
: bloo [Destiny] is now bloo [].
: (( I
: (( had the idea
: (( but then I lost it
: (( [i]why me[/i] ))
Emb: ((rip destiny 2016
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: She can talk... [sub][sup]...but she isn't very smart...[/sup][/sub][/color][/font]
: (( I should make a character named I
: (( "I looked around." ))
Emb: Oh, I don't mind. My entire army is not smart. I've had to deal with it for all my life.
: (( oh i just got the idea back
: (( darkrai with legs
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
Emb: ((but
: (( yes
Emb: ((h can do that
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -gives Emb a silly walleyed look- Heyyyy~[/font][/color]
H: (( quick name another small pokemon ))
Emb: ((flabebe
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Emb: Hello, dog.
Emb: What is your name?
Sage: (surskit)
CryingEevee OOC: ((burmy))
Emb: ((mfw so bored playing a clicker game
H: (( yes surskit
H: H enters the bar, in the form of a Surskit.
Emb: ((dam
Emb: Hello.
H: "I wonder where I get the idea to present myself like this. Hi."
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : I'm Moon Moon, the alpha female~~~ Ehehe~~~[/font][/color]
H: "Hi."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -snuggles dis big pupper-[/color][/font]
Emb: - She walks to Grillby and orders a hot chocolate, then sits back down, sipping it. - That's nice.
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H: (( why did my friend just suggest latias as something H can morph into
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Emb: ((wynaut
: ((OH MY GOD.
Sage: (wynaut is another option though)
H: H just sort of sits in the corner of the bar. Then he starts to sort of "melt" into a Latias.
: ((*enraged noises*))
Emb: ((np
H: "I realize that these are Pokemon."
Emb: ...Pokemon?
H: "But hey, wynaut?" tri-isms
Emb: ((fffffffffff
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Latias!H- ...Wow, you look cool.[/color][/font]
H: (( H the fake Latias ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait. why latias? i assume H can't fly))
H: (( my friend literally just suggested latias
H: (( i was like "lolkjust4udarling" ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and is H also only one shade of red in a different shape.))
: ((Like clay
: ((?
H: (( well yes
H: (( but his eyes are black ))
: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/15/8a/da/158ada84951801246d51fc6331824d0a.jpg
CryingEevee OOC: ((If H's base form is just a microbial heart, than he can see through his entire body, which means he doesn't need eyes))
H: (( oh
H: (( just an eyeless latias
H: (( 10/10
CryingEevee OOC: ((yup))
Emb: ((well we don't need appendixes but we have them
Emb: ((h can have eyes but not need them
H: (( however H can speak is a fuckall reason don't ask me
H: (( the only reason I created H was because of how small his "base form" is ))
Emb: ((and you named him because of the single letter trend i'm guessing
H: (( well it's pronounced J Heich ))
: ((i think it's appendices
Emb: ((it's probably appendices
: ((not appendixes
CryingEevee OOC: ((plus, how does H turn some of his clones into black versions just to look like eyes?))
H: (( i'm going to go make a picture of an eyeless latias
Emb: ((The correct plural of appendix depends on the circumstances. When referring to the text at the end of a book or article, the plural is usually stated as appendices, although often as appendixes. Either is correct in standard usage. In the sense of the organ, appendixes is the only plural.
Emb: ((so it's appendixes
CryingEevee OOC: ((pure red eyeless latias))
H: (( I
H: (( pure red eyeless latias
Emb: ((spoopy
H: (( going to download a 3d latias model
H: (( remove the eyes
H: (( and give it an all-red texture
H: (( just a huge red square as a texture file
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))
CryingEevee OOC: ((the eyes are probably a texture though))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so won't be hard))
: ((Make the eyes pure black
: ((Nono I'm stupid
H: (( H morphs into an all-red lucario
: ((Maybe a darker red?
H: (( a single shade of red for his whole body
H: (( H probably can fly
H: (( guys help me pick http://puu.sh/pCgMR/bb2ab906b0.png
CryingEevee OOC: ((just latias))
Emb: ((xy_latias imo
Emb: ((probably latias if you want it to be easier tho
H: (( k
: ((yeah
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-[url=https://m.soundcloud.com/kamiyana/sanssans-bone-odoricomposer-toby-fox-arranger-kamiyana]oddly fitting BGM[/url]-[/color][/font]
Emb: - She's looking a bit tired. -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hey, you look a little tired...[/color][/font]
H: latias!H flies over to the couch.
Res: Res floats into the bar. "why the hell is there an eyeless all-red Latias here"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Want a blanket or a pillow or something?[/color][/font]
Emb: ...Yeah...I'm fine though. I just don't have many changes to sleep.
H: "what?"
Emb: No thanks.
Emb: Also, hello.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh, Hi-Res.[/color][/font]
Res: Res floats out of the bar again. lolfuckthisshit
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -giggles-[/color][/font]
: ((badumtss))
Emb: ((hi-res, diagnostics and support
Emb: (([sub]will be the only one to get that[/sub]
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H: (( http://puu.sh/pChhS/135e76b470.png
H: (( now to just make that all-red
Emb: ((oh
Frisk: ((byottiful))
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Emb: - Her eyes close. -
H: (( if anyone wants to know what program I'm using atm
H: (( wings3d 1.5.3 ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gets her a blanket. It's an adorable little blanket with a puppy print on it.-[/color][/font]
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Emb: - And she's instantly asleep. -
H: "..."
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H: H blinks. jk he doesn't blink or have eyes
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -puts the blanket on her-[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((Emb's enemy just walks in and stabs Emb))
Frisk: ((-WASTED-))
Emb: ((i was actually thinking about that
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -it's one of those really fluffy comforters.-[/color][/font]
: ((sunny would attempt to defend Emb
Emb: ((well yeah
Emb: ((too bad emb's army is too dumb to act as guards tho lol
H: (( H forms a wall around Emb
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
Emb: ((ayy asriel
H: (( ahoy
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -snuggles Sunny-[/font][/color]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Good doggy~[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((yeah bread does that now))
Frisk: ((he joins))
H: "...quiet."
Emb: ((and then leaves? rip
Frisk: ((mhm))
Emb: ((is he okay?
Frisk: ((yes he says he's "on a trip" and "doing irl stuff"))
Emb: ((alright
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -flops over. It's hard to tell the difference between her and a stuffed animal.-[/font][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((then that's a really messed up looking dog))
: ((it's figurative.
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: ((ayy
Hellaton: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Frisk: ((hi mv))
Emb: ((hi mv
: ((Who do we need for pmd again
H: (( hi MV
Hellaton: ((im just leting you guys know right nowim going out later to see finding dory and idk when im leaving
Emb: ((alright
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Frisk: ((okay, that's fine))
: ((k
CryingEevee OOC: ((alrighty))
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -is soft and floofy.-[/font][/color]
Emb: ((i'm trying to think of names for emb's army and the enemy's army
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Hellaton: ((dont we still need to finish pokemon meme dungeon ch 1
Emb: ((i think so but idk
: ((yeah
Hellaton: ((i mean embs army could be tge army of death
Frisk: ((yes))
Emb: ((i mean like
Frisk: ((emb is the daughter of yveltal confirmed))
Emb: ((there's like demacia, noxus, ionia, stuff like that
Hellaton: ((ohhh
Emb: ((i mean a name like that
Frisk: ((also we do need to finish pokemon meme dungeon chapter 1))
Emb: ((and for once i'm not just gonna pick some random latin thing lol
Hellaton: ((athena
Frisk: ((i'm still figuring out things like if we should make things work so we can go on without laharl, fixing some things, et cetera et cetera))
Frisk: ((so yeah))
Hellaton: ((ok
H: (( fuck
Frisk: ((<==== To be continued! =======
H: (( why is it so hard to texture an eyeless latias
Emb: ((technically we could go forward without laharl depending on when you plan to introduce non-ex-humans
Frisk: ((We could))
Emb: ((athena is greek tho isn't it
Emb: ((dammit it's roman
Emb: ((me is smrt
Hellaton: ((congrats
Frisk: ((congratulations))
Emb: ((dammit it's not roman
Emb: ((me is not smrt
H: (( loltri
Emb: ((i read roman and thought "well it's roman then"
H: (( somebody draw an all-red eyeless latias for me
Frisk: ((anyways all i'm doing is thinking about what we could do with sage if laharl isn't going to be here for six days))
Emb: ((finished the word after and it said "roman equivalent"
Hellaton: ((lol
Emb: ((then said the roman god equivalent
Hellaton: ((ok
Emb: ((alright frisk
H: (( i'm going to go watch the futurama movies again
Emb: ((wait sage? i thought laharl was relic
H: (( and eat mtn dew and drink doritos
Frisk: ((laharl is relic))
Frisk: ((sage is supposed to be with relic))
Hellaton: ((ok
Emb: ((oh lol
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Frisk: ((you're supposed to have a double battle with them))
Emb: ((wait me?
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Frisk: ((everybody))
Emb: ((ah okay
Frisk: ((i'm not doing it directly at you))
Emb: ((i just realized
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Emb: ((wooper with earthquake in pmd
Frisk: ((hi erron))
Emb: ((will screw everyone but him over
Emb: ((hello erro
Emb: ((n
Hellaton: ((hi
Frisk: ((yes, it will partially destroy the fucking environment))
Emb: ((and it hurts teammates
Erron: ((TFW the entire house's internet. was off yesterdy.
: ((i think we have who we need to continue
Frisk: ((we need flame))
Emb: ((rip
Hellaton: ((dude if sterlihg gets in a battle with wooper they will attempt to strangle the wooper if the wooper earthquakes
: ((who was flame RPing again...?
Emb: ((wooper 2slip4u tho
Frisk: ((sage))
Emb: ((flame is sage
DamnDude: (( He's the person who's here but not here ))
Emb: ((what is wooper's moves again? blizzard, eq, protect, and i think acid armor?
Erron: ((And Erron is [s]Zim[/s] Zachary.
Frisk: ((no))
Emb: ((wat wos it then
Frisk: ((blizzard earthquake protect and toxic))
Emb: ((ahhh yeah, thanks
Frisk: ((np))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i'm Auron, who's apparently designated item holder))))
Frisk: ((i had to make wooper have op af attacks because their attacks are awful))
Frisk: ((stats*
Emb: ((and stats
Emb: ((oh
Frisk: ((i meant to say stats))
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Frisk: ((sorry i'm really tired))
Emb: ((it's fine
: ((i'm Nico
Emb: ((dewt
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CryingEevee OOC: ((seriously, everyone but auron ither has no arms or really stubby arms))
Emb: ((almost all pokemon have no arms or really stubby arms tbh
Frisk: ((hoopa has arms))
Emb: ((or wings
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, well besides Ela))
Frisk: ((small arms but he can grab big things))
Frisk: ((i'm hoopa whiskington and, uh, the entire pmd world))
Emb: ((zachary can vine whip to pick up stuff if he has the move
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Frisk: ((zachary has leaf blade))
Frisk: ((he would cut the stuff with grass))
Hellaton: ((sterling uses attract and magnetic objects stick to them
Frisk: ((yes))
Hellaton: ((ba dum tss
Frisk: ((totally))
Emb: ((canon
Frisk: ((sterling is Special Snowflake Sexy Sex Snake Sterling on my sheet of paper that has all the movesets and their damage))
Frisk: ((10/@0
Hellaton: ((also i have a canon voice for them now: https://youtu.be/vtkGtXtDlQA it's the clock.
Frisk: ((10/10
Erron: ((Dear god, MV
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Hellaton: ((their voice is the clock that everyone wants to fuck
Emb: ((wowie
Erron: ((I saw the new one a while ago. It's trippy.
Hellaton: ((if theyre gonna have attract theyre gonna have the voice of an oddly sexy character
Hellaton: ((it is
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so this entire time i forgot what steelix's head looks like so in my mind i used onix's as a place holder, and MAN does steelix's head look dumb IMO))
Frisk: ((ah yes))
Frisk: ((the sexy clock))
Hellaton: ((also, just a note, their singing voice is far better than tony's
Frisk: ((i watched dhmis 6 yesterday actually))
Hellaton: ((lol same
Erron: ((An Zachary is mostly there for comic relief because I can't be here all the time. And therfore shouldn't be in alot of story.
Erron: (([sub]i try though[/sub]
Hellaton: ((but look, a computer. im a computery guy. everything made up of numbers and wires
Hellaton: ((if i chose porygon-z, then the voice would be of the computer
CryingEevee OOC: ((when you said "look, a computer" i just thought of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MimJoi5xc1c instead of what you'r referencing))
Hellaton: ((fun fact: i can imitate the voice of the notepad and i scared my friend with it
Erron: ((SANDWICHANDCEREAL HOLY FUCK! Eevee, you just gave me nostalgia out the ass...
Frisk: ((MV is the notepad confirmed))
Frisk: ((also erron do you need medicine to help with your problem))
Hellaton: ((lol
Erron: ((kek
Frisk: ((of nostalgia out the ass))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ahh Sandwich... it's too bad he's not active on youtube anymore))
Erron: ((I loved his videos so much, dude.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't draw much, but i think sandwich influenced my style. BIG outlines.))
Frisk: ((lots and lots of things influenced my style))
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Hellaton: ((fun fact: i know the entirety of dhmis1
CryingEevee OOC: ((ᵃᶫˢᵒ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇᶫʸ ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᶦᶰᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵒᶠ ᶦˢᵃᵃᶜ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶫᵉᵃᵗʰᵉʳᶦᶜᵉᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵇᵘᵗ⋅⋅))
: ((heya
Frisk: ((nice))
: ((when I draw my style is kind of unique, but it's been influenced by a few things
Erron: (([sub]Ohmygod you watch Leathericecream too!? His stuff is hilarious[/sub]
Hellaton: ((my style is influenced by legend of zelda and a fetish artist, im sorry not sorry
: ((like super paper mario
: ((...and maybe a fetish artist
Emb: ((i think i just had a revelation
Emb: ((i don't draw well because i don't get artistic influence
Emb: ((welp
Hellaton: ((huh
Erron: ((My style was influenced by Mega Man, Adventure Time, Ben 10, and a hint of Rick and Morty.
Emb: ((i'm like "this looks nice and simple, if i try to do it it might look nice"
Hellaton: ((oh man, ben 10 was good shit
Emb: ((it looks like the latter but not the former
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Erron: ((yeah, mv
CryingEevee OOC: ((i stopped watching ben 10 after alien force))
Frisk: ((ben 10 was great))
Emb: ((brb
CryingEevee OOC: ((liked the original though))
Erron: ((I stopped after Ultimate Alien
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Frisk: ((but then alien force came and i started not watching it as much))
Frisk: ((then i'm scared about the reboot))
Hellaton: ((i stopped after half of alien force
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i never like alien force or ultimate alien, and i don't even wanna know about what ever Omniverse tried to be or whatevr it was called))
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Erron: ((The Mega Man Reboot is gonna suck. They changed his name to Aki Light instead of Rock. And they're making him go to school, and hide his super identity. -BARFING INTENSIFIES-
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ALSO in alien force they got rid of the omnitrix's time limit))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and i hated the omnitrix's redesign))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and Alien X was a thing))
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Frisk: ((i loved the original))
Emb: ((the moral of the story is
DamnDude: (( I'm slightly confused on what's happening ))
Emb: ((reboots are usually terrible
Frisk: ((but the newer ones? ehhh))
Erron: ((Alien X's design was cool. But the whole thing with the space masks is fucking stupid.
Frisk: ((some reboots are great))
Yazan: (you cant trust the system?
Emb: ((for sure yeah. not all are bad
CryingEevee OOC: ((well alien X was like "i think we should do this" and if one of them agreed then you did that))
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Erron: ((it was still stupid.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought it was KINDA dumb and i don't know if they ever used it again or explained it. i know they referenced it at least once))
Erron: ((I just wanted to see this Hyper-God Alien kick some ass.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is snuggling Moon Moon.-[/color][/font]
Emb: is still asleep.
Emb: ((woah is there a delay
Emb: ((nvm i think i just had to reload
Frisk: ((when we resume pmd i hope parp won't fuck up again))
Emb: ((same
CryingEevee OOC: ((і f०υnd s௦methɩnᶃ weird))
DamnDude: (( It was fine yesterday, maybe they fixed what was wrong? ))
Emb: ((probably
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Hellaton: ((shit gtg
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DamnDude: (( Well then ))
Emb: ((bye, hope the movie is good
CryingEevee OOC: ((welו))
Erron: walks in...
Emb: - She awakens, slowly opening her eyes but not stretching, wearing the blanket Sunny gave her. "...Hello."
Erron: ...hi.
Emb: How are you?
Frisk: ((i just reworked the health system a little bit, making it better, etc etc))
Emb: ((gratz
CryingEevee OOC: ((good))
Frisk: ((even if parp annoyed the hell out of me a couple days ago and made me pause the chapter it still gives me more time to improve certain aspects))
Erron: ...-he shrugs-
Frisk: ((Erron: Go away, homeless woman))
Frisk: ((Emb: ...))
Emb: ...Is something wrong, or are you just a quiet person?
Emb: (("I lead an army, you scum"
CryingEevee OOC: ((great, now i have that freakin creepy jigglypuff thumbnail following me around youtube again))
Erron: ...yes. -he sits at the bar-
Frisk: ((jigglypuffffff))
Frisk: ((jiiiiggglyyyyyyypuuuuuufff))
Erron: (([sub]Jigglypuff motherfucker[/sub]
Emb: - She sighs and takes a mental note to herself. Then she stands up and hands the blanket to Sunny. "I should probably check on my army. Thank you for the blanket, Sunny." She smiles and walks out. -
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know if any of you know what jigglypuff thumbnail i'm talking about))
Emb: ((i think i do
Erron: ...army?
Erron: ((The one with black/red eyes
Emb: ((one with giant black eyes with black corruptness coming out of them? it was a while ago so idk if that's---yeah
Erron: ((right?
: ((My devilishly difficult VVVVVV level is complete
CryingEevee OOC: http://i.imgur.com/gmtLLPL.jpg
CryingEevee OOC: ((that one))
Emb: - Before she leaves, she turns and says, "Yes, army. I'll explain later. Goodbye." And then she officially leaves. -
Erron: ((Yes, that one
Emb: ((yep that one
CryingEevee OOC: ((used to follow me around all the time))
Erron: ((fuck that thumbnail.
Frisk: ((oh yeah that))
Frisk: ((that thumbnail isn't creepy imo))
Emb: ((wonder if it's on my yt page
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it stopped following me around because that video is 4 years old now))
Emb: ((i have cringe on my yt page bc young sister kept using it before i found out
Emb: ((rip
: ((anyone want the dowload for the level?
Emb: ((sure
Frisk: ((is your little sister still an asshole))
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Bigby Wolf [Bigby Wolf].
CryingEevee OOC: ((i only ever had VVVVVV on 3ds, so i can't))
Emb: ((yes
: ((when you play it, tell me ways I can improve it
Emb: ((wait no
Frisk: ((ouch))
Emb: ((wait maybe
DamnDude: (( sure ))
Emb: ((depends on which one
Erron: ((Mine is a fucking bitch.
Emb: ((i have 2
: ((also the level editor is free
Frisk: ((oh))
Frisk: ((i didn't know that))
Emb: ((one is terrible one is meh
Frisk: ((like, i meant the one that came on here))
Emb: ((yeah she's still terrible
: (( http://thelettervsixtim.es/editor.html ))
Frisk: ((that's not good))
Frisk: ((i hope your family treats you better))
Emb: ((eh
Emb: ((it's not abusive or anything
Erron: ((same
Emb: ((father's day was terrible but other than that it's an okay family
Emb: ((the one positive is the fact that the family is INSANELY permissive so i can kinda just do whatever
Erron: ((Mine will hog the PC for the entire day, do nothing to help me clean, and do NOTHING but complain and bitch and whine the next day. Seriously, fuck her.
Emb: ((if i let my terrible sister use any of my stuff i literally have to fight her to get it back
Erron: ((She's half the reason i'm not here all the time.
Frisk: ((ah
Erron: ((SAME
Emb: ((fucking destroyed the living room because i wanted my damn glasses
Emb: ((because she's broken like 5 because she doesn't know how to take care of anything
Erron: ((She always pulls the whole "WAAAH YOU HATE ME" Card. and she's my stepdad's fucking pet.
Bigby Wolf: enters the bar
Emb: ((that's my youngest sister in a nutshell
Emb: ((youngest sister isn't terrible. we're nice and all but if she's an asshole she's an ASSHOLE
Emb: ((when* not if
Erron: ((Mine is terrible
Erron: ((I've never had a good day with her in the room.
Erron: ((no hyperbole.
Frisk: ((i have an older sister))
Frisk: ((we're best buds))
Emb: ((i want a brother lol
Frisk: ((yeah i can see why))
: ((ok
Erron: ((I want to be an only child.
Emb: ((people are like "no you don't brothers are terrible"
: ((I'm getting the level up onto Google Drive
Emb: ((but it has to be better than a sister
Erron: ((I have a sister/brother. They both fucking suck.
: ((I have a younger brother, he's okay
Emb: ((i can't say any of my family members are good, but none of them are terrible except for my sister
Emb: ((parents are okay and other sister is okay
Erron: ((TBH I hate 90% of the people i'm forced to live with. [sub]DOGS INCLUDED[/sub]
Emb: ((i'm okay with dogs as long as they don't have energy levels that are over 9000 aka my new dog
Emb: ((i feel abusive when i walk him because he goes 100 miles per hour and i just want to walk
CryingEevee OOC: ((i like dogs okay enough, but i prefer cats))
Emb: ((so i pull him more than once per second
CryingEevee OOC: ((mostly because i share many mannerisms with cats))
: ((my dog is nice
Emb: ((cats are cool...one of mine died tho and the other has eye problems :(
Erron: ((My mom's new dog is a fucking husky. She bites me whenever I need to throw away trash. AND I GET YELLED AT FOR MAKING NOISE!
Frisk: ((my dog is almost fourteen))
Emb: ((both my dogs are young, one not even a year and one a few years
Emb: ((few-years-dog is a small dog that's not annoying af and that's rare
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Emb: ((i like that one but the other one sucks
Erron: ((My stepdad, IS A FUCKING CUNT ON A STICK.
: (( Here you go: [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKNEozakNqeVNpcHM/view?usp=sharing]Bio's Challenge[/url] ))
Emb: ((wowie
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Emb: (("contents: NUMBERS"
: ((just so you guys know, there's a room called No Gain in the level, it requires [i]FRAME-PERFECT[/i] timing, but it's doable))
Frisk: ((my dog doesn't do barely anything anymore))
Emb: ((frame-perfect? gg i can't do it probably lol
Emb: ((is your dog healthy tho?
: ((you need to download the level editor and put the file into the level data
Erron: ((He treats My sister/brother like fucking angels. And he literally tells me, to my face; "All you do is play video games. You never help around the house." EVEN THOUGH BOTH OF THOSE THINGS ARE BULLSHIT!
Frisk: ((well, she has a little problem with her left eye but besides that she's healthy))
Frisk: ((she's been alive for a long time))
Emb: ((alright, glad she's healthy
: ((also there's a level you can break by accident called Proceed With Caution, I advise you save before you enter it
Frisk: ((mhm))
Emb: ((cat has problem with left eye too
: ((it's after No Gain
Emb: ((i'll save before every room
: ((you should
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm, i just remembered i never beat VVVVVV))
Emb: ((alright
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should go back to it sometime))
: ((tell me what you think
: ((eevee are you on pc
Emb: ((haven't started it yet, too busy typing to actually download the stuff lol
Emb: ((brb gonna download the stuff
: ((k
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm on pc, i got the level editor, i just need to extract and stuff))
: ))alright[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((my dog's birthday is the fourth of july, it was kind of an unofficial birthday but my family stuck with it))
: ((my dog's a doberman- he looks badass and tough but he's super friendly))
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Frisk: ((my family thinks my dog is a mix of a german shepard and something else))
Frisk: ((kinda forgot))
Frisk: ((hi bread))
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: ((wow ok))
Erron: ((I feel like my mom is the only one who actually cares about me. And I'm not exaggerating. The others actually hate me, [sub]my sister told me that to my face, and my stepdad has implied it several times.[/sub]
: ((wow
Erron: ((also damn, Bread.
: ((i feel like i'm kinda lucky when it comes to my family))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, it's just dropped right in... i guess i was expecting... some resemblance of story for some reason))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but then i realized it's a challenge))
Emb: ((my parents and my youngest sister care about me, idk about my other sister
: ((I have a second one called Fun With Gravity
Emb: ((parents just expect too much out of me, they don't understand the concept of laziness
Emb: ((which is all on me actually so nvm
Erron: ((I just got C, A, A, A, A on my grades. and My stepdad is mad about it.
: ((my parents do love me and they've said that for years. my sister also loves me even though she's in california, i'm worried for her because she just lost one of her friends and she's been pretty sad recently))
Erron: ((One C, rest are A's
: ((also holy shit your stepdad does that.))
: ((woww))
Emb: ((i hate people who do that
: ((i hate that too
Emb: (("let's not focus on the amazing garden you just made, let's focus on that [i]one plant[/i] that died"
: ((at least my parents never cared about grades))
Emb: (("which means you suck at gardening"
: ((they just wanted me to pass))
: ((the only problem with my family really is that my parents get really irritating sometimes))
Emb: ((my parents care about grades, when it's a bit lower it's alright but when one grade is low they don't give a shit why
Emb: ((even if it's a fair reason
Erron: ((I've gotten my shit taken away for almost three months because I forgot to take my trash out. But my sister can have a fucking party in the upstairs loft, and I'm the one who gets the shit for it, because I HAVE TO KEEP IT CLEAN EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T MAKE THE FUCKING MESS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
: ((working on Fun With Gravity RN
Emb: ((pretty sure a lot of parents agree with the concept of "it doesn't matter who made the mess, it's in your area" unless it's on them
Emb: ((if they made most of the trouble they have an excuse, which is fair but also not
: ((if i ever become a parent i'm not going to be a fucking asshole like some parents))
Erron: ((I'd agree, but not when I GET IN ACTUAL PUNISHMENTS FOR IT
Emb: ((yeah that's dumb
Emb: ((if the parents just said "clean this" even if i didn't do it, i'd be a bit irritated but i could do it
Emb: ((if they said "you can't have this because this isn't clean" and i didn't do it that's idiotic
Erron: ((My sister can literaly commit murder, and she'll get a pass. But I'll stub my toe and yell, and get fucking burned at the steak.
Emb: ((at least you get to eat the steak
Erron: ((ayyy
Emb: ((ayy
: ((ayyyyyyyy
Emb: ((ayy lmao
: ((ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Y y yy y y y. Yy. Yy y. Y yy y y y y y y y y y y y. Yt. Y y y y y yy y y y y. Y y y y yy y. Yy. Y y y y y y y y y y y. Y y y y y y y y y y y y. Y y y y y y y y. Y y y y y y y y y. Y y y y. Yy. Y y y y y y y y y y y y y))
CryingEevee OOC: ((No gain is not a fun room bio))
: ((Yep
Emb: ((uhm
Emb: ((speaking of which i have to do that i'm typing a lot
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: ((wait until you see Ricochet and Ow, The Edge in Fun With Gravity
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Erron: ((but seriously, I've almost gotten punished for THE ENTIRE SUMMER, becasue my sister leaving some trash near my PC.
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohh. got the checkpoint of no gain... no to get the artifact))
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: ((the trinket's easy
: ((...when you have the checkpoint
CryingEevee OOC: ((yup))
: ((without it... not so much.
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: ((also if you fuck up No Pain it can be really frustrating
CryingEevee OOC: ((proceed with caution literally broke))
: ((there's a strategy to it
CryingEevee OOC: ((the block got stuck in a way))
: ((that's supposed to happen
CryingEevee OOC: ((that whenever i go to break the platform it kills me))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't touch the platform))
: ((reload
CryingEevee OOC: ((can i reload the room or do i have to go through no gain again?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((because i am not doing no gain again))
Erron: ((Did I also mention my sister is also a fucking Musical.ly kid?
: ((but I can make it easier
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Emb: ((me am not good at game
Fellby: ((today i tried vr
Fellby: ((i fell a lot
CryingEevee OOC: ((i literally can't complete proceed with caution anymore))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and then the game crashed))
Erron: ((I've never tried VR. I want to though.
Fellby: ((it was fun, i just kept tripping over the cord
: ((well, Fun With Gravity is nearly done
: ((it's easier
: (([sub]a little easier[/sub]))
Emb: ((o boy i found out how to do it
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's mostly no gain that makes me not want to try again))
: ((also proceed with caution is the final room
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
Emb: ((wake me up inside
Emb: ((i did it but i didn't realize fast enough because i expected to fail so i didn't get the checkpoint, gg
: ((Chime: wow this is so coo-- *trips and falls* OW MY FUCKING KNEEEEEE))
: ((Chime: -gets up- anyways, woowwww, so coo-- *trips again* MY FACE))
Fellby: ((yeah basically
Erron: ((BRB Gonna get some food.
Emb: ((and the trinket. now how do i save?
Emb: ((bio?
CryingEevee OOC: ((there is no saving in custom levels))
Emb: ((welp
Fellby: ((my brother let me play tilt brush, that was pretty fun
Emb: ((alright i'mma do this then
: ((nice
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: ((heya
Emb: ((first checkpoint
: ((ok
: ((save by pausing (esc key)
Emb: ((second...
: ((and then going to save
Emb: ((ah k
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, i thought you can't save))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i guess i was wrong))
Emb: ((...no, that just lets you exit
CryingEevee OOC: ((or maybe i wasn't?))
: ((no no i mean enter
: ((sorry
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Emb: ((ah yeah, there's the save
Emb: ((ty
: ((yw
CryingEevee OOC: ((if only i knew that))
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
CryingEevee OOC: ((know i need to tackle everything again))
Gaster: walks in, holding a magazine.
Emb: ((went through the teleporter, third checkpoint
DamnDude: (( So you guys should never give me access to a level editor ))
Emb: ((and win! yay
Emb: ((nice level bio
: ((-high-fives emb's RPer- Thanks.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'd make a level...if i had the patience))
: ((The sequel is being made by me as we speak!
Emb: ((me am tri
: ((ty
Emb: ((and that's nice, and np
: ((wait i just realized something i can do))
Emb: ((now i will make my own level because yes
: ((that can legit work))
Emb: ((wot is it
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hoopa W.].
Hoopa W.: ((this can work))
Hoopa W.: ((it can work because))
Hoopa W.: ((laharl came up with a PARP crash))
Hoopa W.: ((a ripple in time that makes timelines slower than other timelines))
Emb: ((that exists?
Hoopa W.: ((laharl literally explained a msparp crash))
Emb: ((that's sweet
Erron: ((back
Emb: ((wb
Gaster: ((the woman on the left is a normal timeline, the guy on the left is a parp crashed timeline http://prntscr.com/bjrr1p
Hoopa W.: ((and hoopa's rings sort of act like mobile anydoors))
Emb: ((ah alright
Hoopa W.: ((so he can literally come to the bar without any side effects))
Emb: ((>woman on left, guy on left
Emb: ((das cool
Gaster: ((i meant right
Emb: ((for the woman or guy
Emb: ((jk i understand
Hoopa W.: ((that's why he came into the narrator's area at the beginning and made the fucking narrator quit))
Hoopa W.: ((he can fucking go anywhere))
Emb: ((wonder what the fucking narrator is fucking doing with his life
Narrator: (("I'm currently taking a vacation in Hawaii"))
Narrator: (("It's really nice"))
Gaster: ((good for you man, you deserve it
Emb: ((congratz
Emb: ((agreed
Hoopa W.: * A golden ring fades into the bar. Well, not anything like an engagement ring or anything like that. A considerably bigger ring is now in the bar. Two little hands poke out, grab two sides of it, and Hoopa pulls themself out of the ring. The ring disappears as they float up into the air. "Well, isn't this place interesting!"
Hoopa W.: ((Gaster: what the fuck)))
Gaster: sits up. "Are you one of those pokemon?"
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Emb: (("yes i am H"
Hoopa W.: ((Gaster: Are you one of those Pokemans?))
GN Austin: -He fucking rolls in like the Sanic- POKEMON ARE REAL!?
Hoopa W.: "Oh, of course I am! I, for one, am Hoopa W!"
Hoopa W.: "..."
H: H the Latias walks in. "yes"
Gaster: nods, interested.
Hoopa W.: "Well then!"
Hoopa W.: "This just got weirder really fast!"
Erron: COOOOL!
Hoopa W.: "Okay, lookie here, people. Please don't capture me as I come from a place where humans don't exist anymore. Thanks!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((H is confirmed to be male and use male pronouns. uses the form of a latias, a female only pokemon. GG))
Gaster: Mmmh, okay.
H: (( H defies the boundaries of everything
GN Austin: ...no promises.
Emb: ((well, imagine a male shapeshifter
Emb: ((he can shapeshift into a female
: [font=Futura][color=#F2D3E0]Nico: ((-is ready for arc-))[/color][/font]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i know, i was just mentioning a thing))
Emb: ((but then is he male or female? :O
H: (( :o
Hoopa W.: * They flip themself upside down and they float over to the bar counter. "Sooooo, I assume this is a bar? Neat!"
Hoopa W.: "I've seen plenty of those!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you're a shapeshifter you're whatever your base form is OR whatever you choose to go by))
Gaster: Yes, it is! It's run by the fire man over there.
Emb: ((in that case he would remain a he
Emb: ((unless you choose to go by a female
Emb: ((or agender
H: (( i had initially decided for H to be male anyway
H: (( so kek
Hoopa W.: * They look to Grillby. "Oh, that's cool! Unfortunately, I won't be getting any drinks today. I don't think alcohol is good for someone like me!"
Grillby: -He nods, silently.-
H: (( H is defying (?) the boundaries of everything ))
Hoopa W.: "Seriously though, nice bar! It feels rustic!"
Grillby: "Thank you."
Hoopa W.: * They perform a head stand on a stool. "So, this does seem like a different place! Perhaps different people from different scenarios in time come here? Kinda feels like it!"
Gaster: Yeah, that happens.
Hoopa W.: "Ah! Gotcha."
Erron: ...
Hellcat: (( hellcat sets H on fire
: bloo [H] is now converse chuck norris [H].
Hoopa W.: "I'm just here waiting for my friends to finish looting an abandoned town back where I'm from!"
Gaster: Huh, sounds like your friends leave you out of a lot of things.
Hoopa W.: "Nah, I decided to be left out this time! I wanted them to get a feel of what the world was like, they have amnesia."
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Hoopa W.: "I usually join in, though!"
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Emb: ((i just realized
Emb: ((it's ironic that a pokemon can learn forgetfulness
CryingEevee OOC: ((especially when it's beneficial))
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Emb: ((ikr
Emb: (("your pokemon learned to forget everything they learned, but don't worry it makes you stronger"
Hoopa W.: ((yep))
Gaster: Mmmh.
Emb: ((so my cat runs up to me, claws my arm, and then hops off
Emb: ((wow
Gaster: ((imagine a whose line hoedown, only with cau characters
Emb: ((if my arm is on the armrest don't get on the armrest
Emb: ((that's nice
Hoopa W.: ((tri's cat is bloodthirsty))
Emb: ((she eats bugs tho why would she want my arm
: ((what about scenes from a hat
: ((brb
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Hoopa W.: "Aaand that's why I'm here now! I'm kind of just waiting for them to get done!"
Gaster: ((that would be good too
Gaster: nods, turning back to his magazine.
DamnDude: (( I have now brought hell to this world of 'vvvvvv' ))
Emb: ((gj
DamnDude: (( How do I end this ))
Emb: ((esc
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GN Austin: -is just looking in awe- Still surprised Pokemans are real!
CryingEevee OOC: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0 ))
Hoopa W.: * They grab a ring from one of their horns and pulls out a martini glass filled with water. [color=#FF0000]"Who the FUCK stole my fancy water!"[/color] is somewhat audible from the ring before it flashes away.
Gaster: ....
Hoopa W.: "Oh, that was nothing!"
Hoopa W.: "That guy deserved that!"
"Chubs" Asriel: -walks in-
: Bigby Wolf [Bigby Wolf] is now Chubby Asriel ["Chubs" Asriel].
Hoopa W.: * They sip the martini glass. Upside down.
Hoopa W.: * Well, not the glass itself. The water.
Hoopa W.: * Who uses martini glasses for water, anyways?
Gaster: watches this happen, then looks at his magazine, Popular Science. He decides physics are clearly out to lunch and tosses the magazine over his shoulder.
Emb: ((brb
Hoopa W.: ((Gaster: All they talked about in there were hoverboards or some shit.))
Gaster: ((gaster: every single damn issue
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, i'm legitimately considering bringing Doo_liss in here... although he would inevitably have to be a one time thing))
"Chubs" Asriel: ...hello
Hoopa W.: ((Gaster: i read it just to see if they have something new))
Hoopa W.: ((Gaster: it's been forty five issues of this shit))
Gaster: ((gaster: when are they gonna talk about space
Hoopa W.: "Hiya!"
Gaster: ((gaster: or the large hadron collider
Rush: -is really confused watching this from the nearby roof. Jesus christ how long is he gonna be there-
Hoopa W.: ((gaster: or time))
Hoopa W.: ((gaster: or the science of how hot metta's legs are))
Gaster: ((gaster: i should submit that article
"Chubs" Asriel: Hi I'm Asriel, but most people call me Chubs
Hoopa W.: "Alllrighty, Chubs! I'm Hoopa!"
Hoopa W.: * They sip more of the "fancy water".
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"Chubs" Asriel: Where are you from?
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohh doo_liss would be fun even if he's a one off character. i would just need to make his one time to shine good though.))
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Hoopa W.: "I'm from another world!"
Hoopa W.: "I don't remember the name of it!"
"Chubs" Asriel: Ah, what brings you here?
Hoopa W.: "Nothing! I came here on my own terms!"
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"Chubs" Asriel: just wandered in? Just like me
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Hoopa W.: ((Chubs: lol let's have sex now))
Hoopa W.: ((Hoopa: Fuck off!))
Hoopa W.: "I'm just waiting for a few friends to finish looting a place!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohh, curse you, my own indecisiveness!))
Gaster: orders a glass of milk.
"Chubs" Asriel: wait? looting?
"Chubs" Asriel: are you a thief?
Hoopa W.: "Nah!"
Hoopa W.: "The town is abandoned!"
Hoopa W.: "Basically, my friends are free to take things from there."
"Chubs" Asriel: why is it abadoned?
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CryingEevee OOC: ((Hoopa W.: By the way, i can't end a sentence in anything but an exclamation mark!))
"Chubs" Asriel: (is Hoopa something from Mario?
CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon))
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"Chubs" Asriel: ((is it a pokemon or person?
CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon))
Hoopa W.: "By the way, it looks like I can't end any sentence without an exclamation mark, but I can talk normally."
Hoopa W.: "Anyways!"
Hoopa W.: "The place is abandoned because everybody was killed there."
"Chubs" Asriel: ....okay
Hoopa W.: "Well, almost everybody."
"Chubs" Asriel: ....thats terrible....who killed them?
Hoopa W.: "Eh, can't say his name."
Hoopa W.: "I don't want to say it anyways."
"Chubs" Asriel: is still wearing his "Free Hugs" shirt
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"Chubs" Asriel: why did that happen?
: ((now with a shiny trinket
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i should, like, actually do that thing i was gonna do.))
Gaster: ((you should
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's actually, something to do with rp and i wasn't sure if i'm gonna do it, but i prolly should anyway))
Hoopa W.: "You really sound like you're trying to interrogate me with all these questions."
CryingEevee OOC: ((...when the moment is right...))
: (( [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKVHZvbHh2TXRBZjA/view?usp=sharing]Fun With Gravity[/url] ))
"Chubs" Asriel: Oh I didn't mean....I was jsut curiosu
Hoopa W.: "Ahh, it's fine!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((curiosu))
Hoopa W.: "Please don't ask anymore questions. Thanks!"
Erron: ...
: ((The sequel is easier
"Chubs" Asriel: scoots a bit away from hoopa
Gaster: I... okay.
CryingEevee OOC: ((so... who's all in the bar?))
: ((the trinket is in the first room of the game
Gaster: ((gaster is in the bar
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is-[/color][/font]
"Chubs" Asriel: -is-
"Chubs" Asriel: oh hi there -waves at Erron-
Hoopa W.: "I mean. I'm not really comfortable with being asked a lot of questions."
Hoopa W.: "That's just what I think, though!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, whatever, the people in the bar should be a good ammount of people, why not... my indecisiveness is really telling me not to do this))
FLion: -walks in-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -waves to him, smiling-[/color][/font]
Hoopa W.: * They finish the "fancy water" and pulls out a ring. They toss the martini glass back in and the ring fades away.
Emb: ((back
: ((I made th esequel
: ((*the sequel
: ((to Bio's challenge
FLion: hey there fellow adventurer!
Emb: ((noice
: ((it's longer but a little easier
: (( https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKVHZvbHh2TXRBZjA/view?usp=sharing
"Chubs" Asriel: ((is that pmd still going on?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hey there~[/color][/font]
Gaster: ((what about weird newsanchors with cau characters
FLion: -sits on the couch-
Emb: ((pmd still going on, laharl not here tho
Hoopa W.: ((we had to pause it but it's resuming soon))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? let's do this LEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEENNKIIIIIIINS!))
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Kidgue [Kidgue].
FLion: -pulls out an tablet and is writing something down
Emb: enters, without the umbrella again, no tint or smell, and no army. "Hello."
Gaster: Ah, hello again.
"Chubs" Asriel: Howdy!
: Erron's connection timed out.
Hoopa W.: "Hiya!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: What'cha writing~?[/color][/font]
Emb: Ah, now there's more people. That's better. - She sits at the couch. - How is everything?
FLion: notes for my next expedition
Gaster: I'm doing pretty good.
FLion: I'm on the path to find Atlantis
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to them- ...May I accompany you on the expedition...?[/color][/font]
Emb: That's good.
Emb: ...So does anything go on around here?
Kidgue: comes through the anydoor very quickly, before he closes the anydoor,on the other side there's red lights, a blaring alarm, and even the sound of an explosion! after closing it, he slumps back against the anydoor
FLion: Of course!
Hoopa W.: "Wow! That seemed exciting!"
Emb: Hello there.
Gaster: sits up. "It's you!"
Emb: ...It's him? Who?
Hoopa W.: ((Gaster: you piece of shit kid!))
"Chubs" Asriel: Howdy!
Kidgue: looks up, towards gaster, but doesn't say anything to anyone.
Gaster: Gigue! What are you doing here?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I bet it'll be fun...[/color][/font]
Emb: - She shuts her mouth and listens, interested. -
FLion: yeah but I still need to collect more clues and tools before I can go
Kidgue: i-it's terrible!
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I can help! What sort of things do you need~?[/color][/font]
Gaster: What happened?
FLion: I'm still following the trail left behind by Allan Quartermain
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah.[/color][/font]
FLion: I just need to analyze it
FLion: just taking a break right now really
Hoopa W.: "Hm.." They pull out a ring and drops it on themself. The ring disappears along with them.
Kidgue: Maria, and the ship, and- *Kidgue's eyes start to tear up*
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Emb: - Still interested, though a bit wary. -
Gaster: Shh, shhh... come here.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I'd love to help![/color][/font]
Kidgue: slowly goes over to gaster
FLion: Alright, but I'm just reading right now
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...May I read too, please~?[/color][/font]
Dr. Fintevious: sure
Kidgue: it... it's all gone, mr....
"Chubs" Asriel: ((opps
FLion: sure
Gaster: holds his arms out, for a hug.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -reads-[/color][/font]
: ((what does Flion look like?))
Emb: (([s]flygon[/s]
: ((tri have you tried Fun With Gravity?))
Kidgue: practically throws himself into the hug
Emb: ((not yet, focusing on the rp atm
: ((ok
Emb: ((so apparently if you leave vvvvvv minimized for long enough it blackscreens
Emb: ((seems legit
"Chubs" Asriel: (hold on
Emb: ((rip my level
Gaster: tries to comfort the child, rocking back and forth. "You can tell me whenever you're ready, okay?"
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
Kidgue: o-okay...
Gaster: Do you want anything? I can get you something to eat or drink.
Kidgue: no..
: ((heads-up: one of the rooms is No Gain, Redux
Gaster: Alright...
: ((but it isn't what you think it is
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Emb: ((that sounds hard tho
: ((it;s toward the end
Emb: ((also, how could proceed with caution crash? i found it easy
: ((blocks getting stuck in places that make it impossible to proceed
Emb: ((ah alright
Emb: - Now she simply doesn't want to talk because she doesn't know who to talk to or what about. -