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Gaster: ((hellatoni hellatoni give me the formuloni
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Hellaton: hugs Gaster.
Gaster: smliles. "I love you, you know."
Hellaton: Iiii love you too.
Hellaton: Youuuu're so wowonderful to me, Iii can't alwaways understand whhhy.
Gaster: Well, I just told you why.
Hellaton: Iii know, it's jujust... it's still new ttttto me.
Gaster: I understand.
Hellaton: Thhhat means a lot.
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Hellaton: kisses Gaster's cheek before resting his head on his boyfriend's shoulder.
Gaster: smiles, then goes back to his drawing.
Hellaton: watches.
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Hellaton: Yyyour art is allllmost as wonderfuful as you.
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Gaster: Really?
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Gaster: is sketching pictures from Rapture.
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Hellaton: Yyyes.
Hellaton: Ititit's very accurataccurate.
Relic: ((HELLATON BE LIKE http://i.imgur.com/FQF2nob.gif __
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Gaster: smiles. "Thank you."
Hellaton: ((thats me
Relic: ((CHIME BE LIKE http://i.imgur.com/1e1FJ1U.gif ))
Hellaton: makes a short whirr.
Relic: (( FRISKY BE LIKE http://i.imgur.com/r4eUK6n.gif ))
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Relic: (( http://i.imgur.com/AweveRV.gif DD BE LIKE ))
Erron: ))Back
Hellaton: ((ayy
Morrison: (( /r/wastedgifs ))
: ((erron
: ((and mv
: ((we're gonna start
Erron: ((yo
: ((without flame
Erron: ((ok
: ((because everybody is getting pissed
Erron: ((I'm fine with whatever
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Max: ((i wasn't pissed but suddenly everyone else was so ech
: ((you weren't))
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: ((you're fine))
: ((so uh))
Hellaton: ((i wasnt pissed but ok
: ((you weren't pissed
Max: ((everyone else in the server was thi
Max: ((tho
Max: ((everyone over here was fine
Hellaton: ((to the arc reactor again?
Hellaton: ((ok?
Erron: ((k
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Gaster: ((have fun everyone
Max: ((we shall, thanks
Erron: ((yey
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: (([url=http://youtu.be/ZN5Clxhr36I]officially Sunny's theme[/url]))
Gaster: ((I think I'm gonna make Fellby a playlist
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Azazel: (( so now it's just us ))
Gaster: ((indeed
Azazel: (( BTW The plan for training if I didn't already say this is to have the people be sent in by style type, so I'll do quick first with you, MV, and Erron ))
Azazel: (( Then summon with Frisky, MV, and Austin ))
Relic: ((Wait, DD arc is starting up again))
Relic: ((Fuck, i'm too late))
Gaster: ((Ah, okay - yeah i thought you knew this
Azazel: (( And then Def with basically everyone. I'm doing it later ))
Gaster: ((it was actually planned for today
Azazel: (( It depends on who stays after Frisky is done ))
Azazel: (( Also Laharl, do you want to do something for the arc, because I do have a small idea that could fit you in ))
Gaster: ((>be me
Relic: ((I plan to use FFrisk for any RPG related things))
Gaster: ((>try to make a jazz playlist
Gaster: ((>realize i don't listen to that much jazz
Relic: ((>End up jsut making a playlist of 69 remixes of Caravan Palace-Lone Digger))
Sage: ((what's going on and who's in the bar))
Gaster: ((Right now Gaster's just doodling
Gaster: ((Pmd's going on in arc reactor
Azazel: (( Mr. Flame your presence has been requested in Arc ))
Azazel: (( Or maybe it hasn't idk ))
Gaster: ((fuck it i'm gonna plan more stuff for the adam arc
Relic: ((Because not everyone was here Flame))
Sage: (o shit)
Relic: ((Non-Humans will be introduced later))
Sage: (dammit now i feel bad)
Sage: (fucking karate)
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: ((no it's fine
: ((we didn't do much yet))
Sage: (well, oh well)
Sam: (also, for some reason I've decided that at some point I'm going to play Sam & Max)
Gaster: ((i think while you guys are having fun with pmd i'm gonna continue the muffet drawing
Max: ('casue...I like Sam and Max)
Sage: (and it'd be fun)
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Sage: (But I only wanna use 'em when there's more people in the bar)
Max: ((wait there's already a max
Max: ((well damn
Gaster: ((MAX FIGHT
Max: ((i'm fine with them being sam and max, i'm doing pokemans for now
Max: (You better, because otherwise you're gonna get a furry little rabbit foot straight up in your keister)
Max: (and also he doesn't exactly have another name)
Max: ((alrighty
Gaster: ((shit why did i sketch this crossant so faintly
Sage: (that's a rare sentence)
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"Chubs" Asriel: (bread been around?
: Sage the very powerful absol [Sage] is now Sam and Max [Sam and Max].
Sam and Max: (does this seem too long as a nickname)
Sam and Max: (naaah)
: Sam and Max [Sam and Max] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Barchar: (Seriously like two mintues ago as we were pulling into the driveway I got an idea to play Sam and Max and so...I guess I will lol)
"Chubs" Asriel: (quiet
Gaster: ((everyone's off doing pmd in arc reactor
"Chubs" Asriel: (yeah
Barchar: (and because they're all off I don't feel like doing anything)
"Chubs" Asriel: (have you seen bread lately? know slarv is gone for.a.bit
Gaster: ((wow what a time for my tablet pen batteries to die
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Barchar: (nah AD's been off for a bit)
Barchar: (RIP muffet)
Barchar: (Your rise to goddesshood shall be delayed further)
"Chubs" Asriel: (muffet is becoming a god?
Gaster: ((goddess of baked goods/dicks
"Chubs" Asriel: (nothing new there
"Chubs" Asriel: (any idea what I should do with Chubs?
Barchar: (*shrug*)
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"Chubs" Asriel: (so far All I have is highly dependent caharcter
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DamnDude: (( OK what the fuck ))
DamnDude: (( I'm not deciding until Frisky finishes, but I may need to delay this one more day, because my internet has now gone out for the second time in the last half hour for five minutes ))
Gaster: ((aaaaah
DamnDude: (( Either that or I'm just gonna remove the tutorials and integrate them into the chapters ))
"Chubs" Asriel: (lua still around?
Lua: -has either been sleeping, planning, or eating in the back room the last few days. on't say his RPer forgot about him, but his RPer totally forgot about him-
Gaster: ((head is done http://prntscr.com/biwure
"Chubs" Asriel: (whats it for?
Barchar: (a picture of muffet.)
Gaster: (( the muffet drawing i'm doing
Barchar: (starting off normal, then going on to MBM: goddess of dicks)
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Gaster: ((... how did i forget to draw a FINGER
Barchar: (gg)
DamnDude: (( Before my internet died, I just realized I needed to get some basic stat things from Flame and Chime ))
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Barchar: (yeah? What exactly do you need?)
Barchar: (I thought you were using Slarv's old system?)
DamnDude: (( Basically for defense style, you have a basic attack and def moves that are basic multipliers for attacking and defending ))
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DamnDude: (( Basically, I need your attack and defense numbers, basically adding the two values of the multipliers adds up to ten ))
DamnDude: (( I already did everything else for everyone to make it easier, but I still need those values. ))
Gaster: ((hmm okay
Gaster: ((so fellby should probably be a 7 in attack and a 3 in defense? He has a very glaring weakness
DamnDude: (( Alright that works ))
Barchar: (what's the average for both?)
Barchar: (5 and 5?)
DamnDude: (( Yes ))
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Barchar: (Then Probably a 6 def, 4 attack)
Barchar: (Muffet ain't the most aggressive gal in the world)
DamnDude: (( Also if you want to see where I'm keeping this and what I gave everyone: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12vknOzgyyr20_5-Frmp1O1hM-iV5iQo5_-wmU4y5UIA/edit#gid=1347368127 ))
DamnDude: (( I came up with them when I was really tired, so if you want to change something just tell me ))
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DamnDude: (( Ok what the hell, one moment my internet is unstable, now parp's unstable ))
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DamnDude: (( OK Parp please ))
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Barchar: (Every time we do something important, never when we're not)
DamnDude: (( I'm playing NL again in BGO in 4 player matches and we keep finding people who leave when the match starts ))
Gaster: ((i just got up and went to the bathroom, is it better?
DamnDude: (( idk ))
Barchar: (better-ish)
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"Chubs" Asriel: (test
DamnDude: (( Test ))
DamnDude: (( ... ))
DamnDude: (( This is so stupid ))
Gaster: ((i know, right
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Gaster: ((*wheezes*
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Barchar: (think)
Barchar: (i think)
Barchar: (we might be fixed)
Gaster: ((come on parp, don't let us down
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: ((Well then, I have to split Chapter 1 into two parts apparently because of parp.))
Barchar: (Well at least we have the main room)
Hellaton: is still leaning on Gaster
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Gaster: pats Hellaton on the hands.
Gaster: *head
: ((so, uh, looking past how parp made the first battle took way longer than it should and me having to postpone it to tomorrow how was that))
: ((so far))
Hellaton: Whirrrrrrrrrr.
Hellaton: ((that was great
: ((thanks, you haven't seen barely anything yet though :)
: ((hopefully i can make that better when parp isn't making me lag))
Barchar: (yeah just reading it was fun)
: ((refresh all the time))
: ((and other shit))
MettatonSEX: -Guess who enters.-
Barchar: (the problem is just that we do this during the main hours)
Barchar: (sooo...)
: ((yeah))
Barchar: (shit is crazy and doesn't work great)
Barchar: (I mena we could start later but then we risk hving people need to leave)
Hellaton: looks up."Oh, hhhi."
: ((i haven't even gotten to the main story))
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Gaster: -it's that boi-
DamnDude: (( I'm going to give Parp like an hour to see if it gets batter ))
: * dat boi
MettatonSEX: -O shit waddup-
Gaster: smiles. "Hello, Darling!"
DamnDude: (( better* ))
MettatonSEX: Hello!
Hellaton: Hhhi Metta.
Barchar: (I mean it seems bette rnow because of course it does)
: (( P U R I F Y ))
Barchar: (but ya you go back if you want)
: ((so uh, yeah))
Hellaton: Iiiiiiis your ththing fixed?
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
: ((don't worry, it gets better))
: ((after all it was just the beginning))
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Barchar: (Playing Sage with Relic is gonna be fun)
MettatonSEX: Goddamn homing missiles.
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Gaster: inspects Mettaton's chest.
"Chubs" Asriel: (this workinh?
Frisk: ((ikr
MettatonSEX: It looks unscathed.
Gaster: Nice job, darling.
MettatonSEX: .....It was hit in NEO.
Gaster: ... Oh.
MettatonSEX: goes NEO, still looking flawless.
Relic: ((It will be))
Hellaton: .............Yyyou got hihit by a missile?
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Frisk: * She walks into the bar, seemingly fine. Looks like monster food can be useful after all.
Frisk: "Hi."
MettatonSEX: Hello, darling.
MettatonSEX: goes back to EX.
Hellaton: You fifilled that niiiicely.
Frisk: "Are you better now, dad?"
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Frisk: "Okay, good."
Mr. Diabolical: -walks in- Knaves!
MettatonSEX: ....
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Frisk: ".. I still can't believe we got hit by a fucking homing missile."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Frisk: * She glances to Mr. Dia.
Hellaton: Oh mmmy god Fririsk are you hhhurt?
Mr. Diabolical: waves to Frisk
Barchar: "Oh, hello again. Haven't seen you in a while."
Frisk: * She looks back at Hellaton. "Nah, I'm better now. I just wore bandages for a few hours and I guess the monster food healed the wounds the rest of the way."
Gaster: You WHAT?
Hellaton: aaat least youou're safe...
Mr. Diabolical: Im still on my righteous crusade to rule the world!
Frisk: * She nods. "Right."
Mr. Diabolical: ..er univereses
Frisk: "I'm glad my wounds weren't too bad."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
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Relic: Freidnly reminder Mettaton got hit by an anti-aircraft missile form a 14 year old.
Mr. Diabolical: ...but first I have to fins my house keys, has anyone seen them?
Gaster: ... Nope.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sees him- Pssh.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: It's you.[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: .......No. Also, it is hell to replace glass and pick shards from yourself.
Hellaton: Nno...
Mr. Diabolical: (was it a stinger missle?
Hellaton: Ohhhh my gogod...
MettatonSEX: I'm fine. Bit damaged but not dead.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots straight up to him- Hey there.[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Nuh-uh."
: ((heya
Mr. Diabolical: my arch nemesis! no doubt you stole my house keys to foil my plans of total domination
MettatonSEX: ((it was a homing missile
Mr. Diabolical: (stingers have homing functions and are an AA
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Frisk: "What matters now though is that we're okay."
MettatonSEX: ((it was never described as such so idk
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -takes out two plastic toy keys-[/color][/font]
Gaster: sighs. "... Wait. Did the kid in the orphanage have anything to do with this?"
Relic: (9Sure.))
Frisk: "... I think so."
Relic: ((It a stinger missile fired from a very miffed 14 year old))
Mr. Diabolical: you fiend!
Frisk: ((Laharl, I feel your pain))
Frisk: ((Like))
Frisk: ((Parp fucked us both over))
Relic: ((Yeah, I noticed))
Relic: ((Jsut like))
Relic: (("Fuck this shit, i'm out"))
Frisk: ((Yeah))
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: ((parp hates pokemon
Relic: (("Take two we'll do this bullshit arc tomorrow"))
: ((hopefully the arc can continue
MettatonSEX: He was the one who shot me.
Gaster: ... Oh.
Frisk: ((it will))
Mr. Diabolical: (i mean it could be a strela missile...this os very important guys
Mr. Diabolical: (jk
Gaster: To be fair you kind of deserve it.
MettatonSEX: I did.
Frisk: ((The arc will continue tomorrow))
Frisk: "But I didn't."
Relic: Reminder that you literally burned this narcoleptic 14 year old lightly cripsy
Relic: I mean sure Karamatsu and Frisk didn't deserve to get caught in the blastifre.
Mr. Diabolical: snatches the keys back
Relic: But goddamn was Noel NOT passing that oppurtunity up.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -does a power-rangers type of pose-Hah! Those are toys![/color][/font]
Frisk: ((The difference though is that you were like 3/4th into the episode and I was like 1/4th into the chapter))
Frisk: ((So parp hated me more))
Gaster: ((you guys want some asmr
Barchar: "Awww, why'd you have tyo tell him?"
Relic: ((Luckily, i've conjured up a readon for parp crashes IN-RP))
MettatonSEX: It's that he shot with Frisk and Karamatsu in yhe fire. At least shoot me as I'm flying in a cool loop after setting them down.
Frisk: ((mhm))
Gaster: ((http://lunarchitect.tumblr.com/post/52524833317/lets-seewhat-have-i-not-done-yethmmmmmm-i-got
Relic: ((So we don't just randomly stop. and wait a day))
Mr. Diabolical: Argh! give my keys back you meanie!
Frisk: "Right!"
Frisk: ((yeah))
Gaster: nods
Frisk: ((i can easily put it off as that))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...i actually don't have them[/color][/font]
Relic: ((Wheres that guy that does the really good Zacharie voice))
Frisk: ((i just hate how parp totally messed up the first fight, it was supposed to be quicker))
Relic: ((We need him to do the NavyS eals Copypasta))
MettatonSEX: ((miaou
Frisk: ((yes))
Frisk: ((miiiiiaaaaaaooooouuuu))
Relic: ((My right hand for some reason has decided to become arthritic))
Relic: ((I can't move it much))
Relic: ((Ow))
Frisk: ((That's why you don't fap so much, Laharl))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -does Demon X's pose- But valiant hero Sunny Belmont wins again![/color][/font]
Relic: ((...
Relic: (Fuck zis, i'm going ze fuck to sleep.))
MettatonSEX: ((i can do a good miaou
Mr. Diabolical: throwa the plastic.keys at her
Frisk: ((okay))
Frisk: ((gn laharl))
Frisk: ((i hope your hand gets better))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -catches them-[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Relic: ((Wake me up insisde))
MettatonSEX: ((same
: ((gn
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Mr. Diabolical: stomps angerily on the ground
Mr. Diabolical: Wheres my keys!?!
MettatonSEX: sighs, sitting next to Hellaton and leaning on his boyfriend.
Hellaton: Hhhi.
MettatonSEX: Mmh.... hello.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: A true hero never gets off-guard![/color][/font]
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Barzan: hi
Gaster: has been attempting to braid Hellaton's hair off and on.
MettatonSEX: is leaning on Hellaton who is leaning on Gaster.
Barchar: "Oh, god, it's [i]you[/i]."
Mr. Diabolical: is throwing a temper tandrum
Barzan: nah In just saying hey
Hellaton: -His hair is not easily braided due to its wild, poofy, wispy nature.-
Gaster: -He's trying anyway.-
Barzan: -fades awau-
MettatonSEX: smooches Hellaton's cheek and is blasted with steam in the face.
MettatonSEX: giggles.
Hellaton: Sssorry...
Frisk: ((mv, so like that trevenant fight was supposed to be easy peasy and would only last for a short while but then parp decided to lag and delay over and over. it kind of distracted me so i had to think a bit of what the health was and look at my calculator again, etc etc. basically i just want to say that the fights won't actually last like ten minutes in the actual arc unless it's a boss fight))
MettatonSEX: It's fine.
Gaster: goes back to his drawing.
Frisk: ((that's all i'll say rn))
MettatonSEX: ((thats fine frisky
Frisk: ((ok cool cool))
MettatonSEX: ((i dont mind a little wait
Frisk: * She snickers a bit, before sitting down and relaxing.
MettatonSEX: looks over. "Oh, what's that?"
Frisk: ((i'm glad you're chill about it then))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Mr. Diabolical: did you take my keys Frist?
Barchar: (It was amusing to have Sage and Relic have ooc banter about it though)
Frisk: "No, I didn't."
Frisk: "I didn't even know you had keys."
Frisk: ((yeah))
Frisk: ((it was somewhat amusing))
Frisk: ((that a fucking steelix took that long to take down a tree))
Mr. Diabolical: well I did
MettatonSEX: ((cant steelix learn flamethrower or something
Mr. Diabolical: and Im going to find out who stole them
Frisk: ((let me check that))
Mr. Diabolical: pulls out an airsoft gun
Barchar: ("Look man I'm just saying, he's a huge metal lizard and he can't beat a freaking tree. Should we really bother, Relic?")
Barchar: "Have you tried checking under your welcome mat?"
MettatonSEX: ((sterling hears that. "im agender fuckwads"
Mr. Diabolical: Ha thats beyond stupid. you must take me for a fool!
Frisk: ((sterling can learn fire fang))
Frisk: ((that's about it though))
Barchar: "Diabolical."
Barchar: "Answer the question."
MettatonSEX: ((i knew they had one fire move
Barchar: "Did you check under your welcome mat."
Frisk: ((right))
Frisk: ((so sterling CAN learn that and replace rock slide later on))
Mr. Diabolical: ....yes
Barchar: "Really?"
MettatonSEX: ((ye cool
Frisk: ((right))
Mr. Diabolical: YES!
Barchar: "Alright. If you say so."
Gaster: ((i think this one's my favorite: https://soundcloud.com/lunarch-sounds/dedan-3-dead-deader-dedan
Mr. Diabolical: aima the gun at her
Barchar: "That's airsoft."
Frisk: ((when you actually get into the guild in the new town i was planning, you can do sidequests or go on with the main quest like in the games. I've only really thought of two sidequests so far, though))
Mr. Diabolical: NO its real!
Barchar: "And I'm effectively immortal unless you dismember me."
Barchar: "Dude, I'm ME. I know."
Frisk: ((basically the real fun begins in chapter 2))
Barchar: "That's not even freaking loaded. you didn't bother to load an AIRSOFT GUN. That's not even a double bluff, that's just-"
Barchar: "Really?"
Mr. Diabolical: You know nothing! -fires a round at BCs eye-
MettatonSEX: whirrs a bit as he cuddles his boyfriend.
Barchar: well okay fi it IS loaded forget the part about not loading it
Barchar: closes her eye, as it pings off. "Don't even see out of that."
Frisk: * She kind of glances at how calm Metta, Gaster, and Hella are as on the other hand Mr. Diabolical just fucking shot an airsoft gun. Two completely different moods in the same bar.
???: -Appears behind Mr. Diabolical- "You'll shoot ya eye out kid"
Hellaton: -There are two whirring robots bc he's being held and he's holding Gaster.
Frisk: ((a wild ??? appears))
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Frisk: * mhm
Mr. Diabolical: hug?
Mr. Diabolical: huh*
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Mr. Diabolical: who are you?
Azazel: "What the hell? I'm not gonna hug you"
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Gaster: looks up. "Ah, hey, Azazel."
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Mr. Diabolical: spins around to see where the voice came from but falls instead
Azazel: "Name's Azazel"
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Frisk: "Oh, hello Azazel."
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Mr. Diabolical: fires off a few rounds which riochet throughout the bar
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Frisk: "..."
MettatonSEX: gets hit but gives no fucks he's fine.
Azazel: "Hello everyone."
Gaster: gets pinged in the back of the head. "Ow!"
Hellaton: -He's fallen asleep in the cuddle pile.-
Azazel: "So, what are ya doing, Mr. Roboto"
MettatonSEX: Watch where you're shooting.
Barchar: takes a hit like a chanp
Frisk: * One flies right past her head. ".. That was close."
MettatonSEX: extends an arm to wrap around Gaster.
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Gaster: smiles. "Hi, darling."
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Mr. Diabolical: fires a few rounds at Azazel8l
Azazel: "Alright, no answer. Man, I love people when they walk in with the weakest thing that can fire somethin', and then they don't feel like talkin'"
Azazel: laughs.
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Hellaton: -He's fuckin. Asleep. On Gaster. And being hugged by Mettaton.-
Azazel: "You seriously think that petty little thing will take down a demon?"
Gaster: Don't you now, Azazel? Eeeeevil people don't have mannners.
Mr. Diabolical: a demon? I bet you stole my keys
Azazel: "Exactly, I at least like the people who have no manners and would give me some sass."
Azazel: "The hell would I be doing with your keys?"
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Azazel: (( Holy shit User chat went from darker to lighter for a moment there
Mr. Diabolical: fire a few more rounds at Azael, a few at his eyes
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Hellaton: -He's whirring in his sleep. Cute.-
Frisk: * She watches this fiasco.
Azazel: winces a bit. "The hell's wrong with you. Just because you can't kill me like that doesn't mean you just go for the eyes"
Mr. Diabolical: gimme my keys back!
MettatonSEX: ...Cute.
Frisk: ((I like how Metta and Gaster are just ignoring Mr. D))
Azazel: "I don't have your damn keys. I asked you why you would think I want your keys"
MettatonSEX: ((and hella fell asleep in the hugpile
Frisk: ((mhm))
Frisk: ((don't even have to mention him))
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Mr. Diabolical: youre trying to prevent me from taking over the world!
Barchar: "He didn't take your keys, you moron!"
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Azazel: "Taking over the world? Oh yes, the most creative of goals."
Gaster: Good sir, your keys are not present!
Azazel: "All I have are these buncha random keys, a few brown keys, a golden key, and a giant key"
Mr. Diabolical: then where are they miss know it all?
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Azazel: "And I've had all of those for awhile"
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Mr. Diabolical: wait a minute my kwy was gold!
Frisk: ((i'm gonna go to sleep right now))
Azazel: "The hell are you doing with a golden key?"
Frisk: ((i'm just tired))
Frisk: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: reaches into his chest and throws a gold key at Mr. D.
Gaster: ((okay, gn frisky
Azazel: ((gn))
Mr. Diabolical: (gn
MettatonSEX: ((gn
MettatonSEX: It is not his but maybe this will shut him up.
Frisk: * She decides to go home. It was getting late.
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Max: a foot kicks open the door, as some weird rabbity thing with a pistol waves his gun around. "HANDS UP, DIRTBAGS!"
Mr. Diabolical: *gasps* My key!
Hellaton: -He jolts up, screaming.-
Gaster: yelps and puts at least 5 hands up.
Azazel: "Alright, who decided to invite the NRA today?"
MettatonSEX: Aah!
Sam: a large dog in a snazzy suit and tie follows after him. "My God, max. This isn't the nopeium den!"
Max: "It isn't?"
Mr. Diabolical: mw fires a few rounds of airsoft at max
Hellaton: -He grabs both boyfriends tight.
Sam: "No, little buddy, this is something far more sinister and morally bankrupt than any mere dog operation could ever hope to be!"
Sam: "It's a BAR!"
Max: "...oh. Lame." He pocketed the pistol.
Gaster: ... Those are the last two words I'd use to describe this place.
Azazel: "Just because I'm here doesn't make the entire place sinister.. most likely"
MettatonSEX: rolls his eyes.
Mr. Diabolical: its only sinster because I am here!
Max: starts walking around randomly, fiddling with whatever random object struck his fancy.
Azazel: "Maybe morally bankrupt with how much debt I'm in when it comes to that, but not sinister."
Sam: walks up to Grillby. "Hey, uh...whats with this place?"
Grillby: "Well, it's a bar that's commonly frequented by people not native to this timeline."
Mr. Diabolical: ...well I found my key
Mr. Diabolical: gueas Im done here
MettatonSEX: Bye.
Max: "See! I told you it was an interdimensional portal, Sam!"
Hellaton: ...............................
Sam: "Huh. An interdimensional bar. Never heard that one before."
Mr. Diabolical: I will return and stuff
Max: "What about the inventor-?"
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Sam: "Hush. Dont let anyone hear you say that Max, that's not canon."
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MettatonSEX: Uh.
Mr. Diabolical: headz out
Max: "You never let me break ANY good fourth walls!"
Gaster: looks confused.
Azazel: "Alright, I don't know what the hell you're talkin about, but I enjoy being able to keep this place well when it comes to the buildin'"
Hellaton: -He goes back into Sleep Mode, noping the fuck out of the situation as he snuggles up to Faster.
MettatonSEX: *Gaster
Sam: seems content with his conversation with Grillby. "See ya later, fire man." He walks over to Gaster. "And you would be?"
Barchar: (hella: "Ggggotta go fast")
Gaster: Oh! I'm Doctor Gaster.
MettatonSEX: ((hella forced himself into sleep mode to escape the situation
Barchar: (I was making fun of the typo)
MettatonSEX: ((i know
MettatonSEX: ((that was p funny
MettatonSEX: ((im just explaining what hella did
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Sam: "Have you seen any drug operations running around here?"
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Gaster: Ah, no? I don't think so?
Max: "We were just tailing a case, and we haven't shot ANYTHING all day!"
MettatonSEX: ...Not at all.
Gaster: I mean, there was one but we kind of... took care of it.
MettatonSEX: You're in the wrong place.
Azazel: feels like maybe he should go back to hell before drugs are mentioned to him.
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Sam: "Darn. You win this round, inexplicable doors to other dimensions."
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Max: "Best three out of five!"
MettatonSEX: Sorry, darlings.
Sam: "Well, catch ya on the flipside, doc." He walks back to max, sitting on a bar stool. Max settled for hopping on top of the table. "Well, what so you think we should do, little buddy?"
Max: "I say we stick around, meet the locals! Maybe get some martinis..."
Sam: "After last time? When hell freezes over."
Gaster: leans on his boyfriend. He'd be happy to show him pictures of Joy Mutants and Splicers if they'd like.
Max: "Well, technically-"
Sam: "Again."
Max: "Awwww...."
Azazel: would prefer hell not freezing over.
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Gaster: ((azazel prefers the balmy temperatures
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Azazel: (( "Personally, I prefer the heat ))
Barchar: (I know I haven't done much but I already feel kinda proud of how well I can write these two.)
Hellaton: -He slowly wakes up, still holding Gaster close.- Iiiiis eveveryone okay?
Azazel: (( You're doing great from the little I know ))
MettatonSEX: ....Oh my god did you force yourself to sleep.
Hellaton: Yyyes...
Gaster: Shh, baby, it's okay
MettatonSEX: Don't.... do that too much, it messes with the systems.
Hellaton: .........Okay....
Hellaton: -He holds Gaster tighter.-
MettatonSEX: smooches Hella.
Sam: "I have to say, max, this might be the most colorful batch of characters we've met yet."
Max: "I know, right? And when WE'RE saying that!"
MettatonSEX: hugs his boyfriend.
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Gaster: keeps an eye on the new duo.
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MettatonSEX: does too.
Max: "I mean, this is only, like, five people! I wonder what the [i]weird[/i] ones are like?"
Hellaton: -He watches the new duo cautiously.-
Azazel: flies in a very relaxed position.
Sam: "Judging by those looks, little buddy? Us."
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Azazel: "It's not weird, just more so new. Everyone gets use to everyone sooner or later"
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Sam: "Oh. Thanks, demon guy!"
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Max: "Some might think that was the first time you said that."
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MettatonSEX: Also you kinda pulled a gun out immediately and scared my boyfriend so uh. Take that as you will.
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Azazel: "I gotta say somethin' helpful every now and then, right?"
Sam: "Oh, yeah, sorry about that."
Morrison: (( o
Max: "What can I say? I have a shoot first, ask questions later attitude."
Hellaton: .........Um..................... ppppplease dodon't.
Morrison: (( uuuuuuuuuuuuuugghhhhhhhh
Gaster: Ah, wait until you hang out some more.
Sam: "No, you have a shoot first, ask questions if I do attitude."
MettatonSEX: That's not a good attitude to have.
Max: "Same diff."
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MettatonSEX: Trust me.
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MettatonSEX: ((u ok bloo
Morrison: (( eh
Morrison: (( i guess
Hellaton: -He's holding tight to Gaster.-
Morrison: (( why is PARP fucking me over
MettatonSEX: ((ok at least its not terrible
Azazel: "Ya know, I feel like I could get used to that attitude"
MettatonSEX: No, seriously, trust me.
MettatonSEX: You will regret it.
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Sam: "Well, anyway, again, sorry for the disturbance. We didn't know what was going on in here."
Azazel: shrugs. "Everyone does things different ways"
MettatonSEX: I got hit by a fuckin' homing missile because I had that attitude.
: (( test
Hellaton: ....Iiit's okay.........
Gaster: ... He kind of deserved it.
Azazel: "Wait, when the hell did that happen?"
: (( fucking hell
MettatonSEX: Today.
Gaster: ((i see you bloo
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MettatonSEX: I fixed myself.
Sam: "It's not every day you get teleported to another dimension."
Azazel: (( "Please don't fuck hell" ))
MettatonSEX: ........Maybe for you.
Max: "Just bi-monthly." max said, nodding.
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: (( oh
: (( better
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Sam: "So, wait, robot guy, you got hit by a homing missle?"
MettatonSEX: Yep.
MettatonSEX: I fixed myself.
MettatonSEX: I've had worse.
Sam: "You dont happen to still have the Beacon, do you?"
MettatonSEX: Also, my name is Mettaton.
MettatonSEX: .....Uh.
MettatonSEX: What?
Sam: "The Beacon. The missle had to be attracted to something, right?"
Mercer: Less edgy fish guy walks in. Instead of wearing edgy leather Converse, he's wearing less edgy [url=http://cdn.sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/first-look-chuck-taylor-2-sn-03.jpg]canvas Converse[/url].
Max: "The 'home', as it were?"
MettatonSEX: ....It was attracted to my life force.
Sam: "Oh. Well, we can't get that."
MettatonSEX: Yeah, sorry.
Max: "Not without at least three more steps in the puzzle!"
Sam: "Zip it, max."
MettatonSEX: You touch my soul without permission and I rip your fuckin head off.
Gaster: I'm the only one who gets to touch it on a regular basis.
Mercer: (( okay [url=http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Converse-Chuck-Taylor-All-Star-Quilted-Pack-2.jpg]what the fuck[/url] ))
Hellaton: .......................................
Sam: "Sorry, I have to keep watch on him at all times, or he tries to either kill something or do something close."
Gaster: Sorry Hella.
Mercer: (( Hellaton: dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot ))
Hellaton: -Gaster will notice Hella hugging tighter.-
Sam: "A holdover from our dimension, I'm afraid."
Hellaton: Iii'm okayyyyayay I'm okayayay I'm'm'm'I'm okayy.
Mercer: Mercer quietly walks out of the bar.
MettatonSEX: pats Hella's head.
Mercer: (( this is my cue to try and make the room not spin like a fuckin pinball
Gaster: You're sure, sweetie?
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Gaster: ((lay down
MettatonSEX: ((lay down get rest drink water
Mercer: ( ngggggggggggghhhh
Max: "Uuh, what's wrong with the red one?"
Hellaton: Yyyeah... jujust... jujust a lilittle anxixiety it's fifine.
Mercer: (( 2lazy
MettatonSEX: ....Um.
MettatonSEX: Are you suggesting something?
Max: "I'm [i]suggesting[/i] that he's freakin' out."
MettatonSEX: He gets anxiety attacks sometimes.
Mercer: (( [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/80/c3/8b80c324a7963796c3ee7a21974c04a9.jpg]this is how Joseph died[/url] ))
MettatonSEX: That's all you need to know.
Hellaton: -He nods quickly. He does not want to talk about this.-
Max: "Aaalrighty then. I guess we'll need to-"
Hellaton: -He loosens his hold on Gaster a bit,-
Sam: "Max, I don't think the dimension runs on puzzles based on wanton cruelty and/or moon logic."
Max: "These people live in a strange, strange world, Sam."
Gaster: pats Hellaton's head again.
Mercer: (( i think ))
Mercer: (( edgy!asgore aka obscurity ))
Mercer: (( is morrison's spiritual predeccesor ))
Gaster: ((no, dad asgore who tries to be edgy to keep his child chara happy
Mercer: (( that too
MettatonSEX: ...If you try to hurt him I will hurt you, got it?
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Morrison: (( I'm drawing Morrison right now
Morrison: (( You guys will be very satisfied with the result ;)
MettatonSEX: ((too dark
MettatonSEX: ((i can barely see that
Morrison: (( lol
MettatonSEX: ((aaa
Morrison: (( my sister walked in on me looking at pictures of leather converse
Morrison: (( she simply said "trash" and walked out immediately ))
MettatonSEX: ((i woukd too
Sam: "So, just so there's no other mishaps: anything else we need to know about this place?"
Gaster: Sometimes there's... fights.
Morrison: (( I'm making Morrison concept art
MettatonSEX: Well, we all protect each other here, and sometimes we get pulled into interdimensional bullshit.
Morrison: furiously prints out copies of leather converse pictures
Barchar: ("Son look I'm listening to your kids of music")
Barchar: ("dad no")
Max: "Fights and interdimensional Bullshit? Ha, I WILL like this place!"
MettatonSEX: ((oh god if my dad listened to my kind of music id be hearing acoustic renditions of electropop songs
Morrison: (( [no comment] ))
Gaster: ((i won't my dad listen to what i listen to
MettatonSEX: ....
Barchar: (im sorry chime but I have no idea what you were going for there)
Morrison: (( I WON'T MY WON'T I MY WON'T ))
Gaster: ((i literally mean that i won't let my dad listen to what music i listen to
Gaster: ((oh
Gaster: ((i just realized i was missing the "let" in there
Barchar: (okay the mess up was leaving out 'let' )
Barchar: (makes much more sense now)
Gaster: ((but if he listened to what i listen to he'd randomly start singing it
Morrison: (( "i won't my dad listen to what i listen to" -chime 2016
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MettatonSEX: ((my mom cant sing so if i suddenly hear her tone deaf voice along with beauty killer im leaving the state
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Sam: "Max's sense of childlike disregard for violence may seem strange at first, but don't worry, you'll get used to it eventually. Just try to ignore the sparky asides: that makes it easier on all of us."
Gaster: nods, interesting.
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Gaster: *interested
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Hellaton: .....Okayay...
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Morrison: (( Guys
Morrison: (( This is what Morrison looks like http://puu.sh/pAf8t/3640894216.jpg
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Barchar: (...ah)
MettatonSEX: ((perfect
Gaster: ((beautiful
Morrison: (( I'm going to make Discoton now
MettatonSEX: ((omg ok
Morrison: (( MV is going to love it
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MettatonSEX: .....
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Gaster: ((LMNAO
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Max: "Come on, max, you can't just say that without t ingots hive a demonstration."
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Sam: "You just did. Thanks, little buddy."
Barchar: (o boi)
Morrison: (( FUCK
MettatonSEX: ((omg
Morrison: (( THERE'S
Morrison: (( THERE'S
Morrison: (( oh nvm
MettatonSEX: ....
Morrison: (( my neighbors just came by to say "what's that song called?" ))
Gaster: ((WAKE BLOO UP
Hellaton: ...............
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Morrison: (( i then replied
Gaster: (("darude sandstorm"
Max: sam* max is having an identity crisis
Morrison: (( yeah
Morrison: (( OH MY GOD
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
Morrison: (( I wonder what Discoton's aesthetic should be
Morrison: (( MV help me decide this
Barchar: (you monster)
MettatonSEX: ((1970s discoteques
Barchar: (what mv said)
MettatonSEX: ((and vaporwave
Morrison: (( omg yes
Barchar: (why do I keep having to refresh to see new messages)
MettatonSEX: leans on Hellaton.
Hellaton: -Whirrrrrrrr.-
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Gaster: leans on Hellaton.
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Gaster: ((gaster: come on let's crush him
Hellaton: -More whirring.-
Hellaton: -He hugs his boyfriends. Metta hugs back.-
Gaster: also attempts to draw while doing this.
Max: "Sam? What's going on?"
MettatonSEX: ((omg
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Sam: "If I has to guess, those two robots and the skeleton are in a relationship."
MettatonSEX: You'd be right.
Max: "At the same to me!? Man, this place is [i]cool![/i]"
Barchar: (time*)
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MettatonSEX: ...Polyamory is a thing that's wonderful if it's completely healthy.
MettatonSEX: Or almost completely healthy.
Gaster: nods.
Hellaton: Yyyyeah.
Max: "Poh-lee-am-or-ee?"
Sam: "I think it's Latin."
MettatonSEX: Poly, meaning more than one, amory, meaning love.
Max: "I just figured out English, and I'm supposed to learn Latin too,? Jeesh, Sam!"
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: (("It's not for everyone, just asked AD."
Barchar: (Barchar: "OHHH!" )
MettatonSEX: ((metta laughs
MettatonSEX: ((hella stays quiet
Gaster: ((all of ad's waifus pop out of the woodwork and blast airhorns
Barchar: (but like half of them are dead tho)
Gaster: ((they come back to life just to do that
Morrison: (( five of my characters jump out as dead corpses
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Sam: finally hops from his chair, max taking that as his cue to jump off and walk around.
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Mr. Diabolical: (only one waifu for AD now
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Sam: walks over to barchar. "I don't think she needs a can opener. No, I'd rather keep that stone, max still wants it for his collection. Maybe, but only if she-"
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Barchar: "What are you doing?"
Azazel: fell asleep in a flying position.
Sam: "Huh? Oh, using all my inventory items on you."
Barchar: "None of them are going to work. I can see them. Trust me."
Max: "WITCH! Only sam and the terrible horror beyond the veil is supposed to be able to see there!"
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Mr. Diabolical: (Ad went from poly to gay to settling down with 1 person
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Morrison: (( I
Morrison: (( I just fell asleep for a second and hit my face on my desk
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Mr. Diabolical: (go to bed
Barchar: "First off: are. Second off: Sam, the terrible Yadda Yadda, and me. Hi. I'm barchar."
Azazel: (( I think it was selfcest to poly to gay to settling down ))
Gaster: ((Yeah
Barchar: (ad is weird)
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Mr. Diabolical: (well its been selfcest for gay too
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Mr. Diabolical: (hype is an asriel
Azazel: (( so gay to poly to gay to settling ))
Gaster: ((i guess he's a serial monogamist
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Barchar: (serial monogamist is the name of my rock band)
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Mr. Diabolical: (was AD with a guy prior to Hyper?
Morrison: (( yeah
Gaster: ((fanta was a guy once
Mr. Diabolical: (was it temporary r63? thats more of a kick
Gaster: ((no
Gaster: ((she started out as a guy
Mr. Diabolical: (huh
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Gaster: ((and then noticed, "yo, i can have girly bits"
Mr. Diabolical: (and AD hooked up woth a dude first?
Barchar: (oh yeah! I called her transriel!)
Barchar: (man I forgot this)
Gaster: ((fanta was his first
Mr. Diabolical: (hence why Hywel hooked up with Fanta
Gaster: ((i guess
Azazel: (( Old habits die hard ))
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Azazel: (( AKA Ad can't stop fucking Slar ))
Gaster: ((one of these days a jilted lover is gonna rip AD's dick off
Barchar: (and slarv can't stop fucking goats)
Azazel: (( And everyone will be OK with it ))
Mr. Diabolical: (Youd thibk Slarv and I would boden more then
Azazel: (( He only enjoys you goats ))
Azazel: (( young* ))
Mr. Diabolical: (jagers only 23
Morrison: (( i got into a ship within my first week on CAU
Barchar: (it didn't take me that long iirc)
Mr. Diabolical: (took me awhile actually
Barchar: (basriel II was created within the last month of xyzzy, and lived until about the end of the first month of parp iirc)
Mr. Diabolical: (almost made vaatixasgore a thing
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MettatonSEX: ((i still ship it
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Morrison: (( MV ))
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Morrison: (( http://puu.sh/pAgDZ/f3e1afe4a3.jpg ))
Gaster: ((for some reason dedasper is a thing
MettatonSEX: ((it made sense in context
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Barchar: ()oh God bloo
MettatonSEX: ((aesthetic
Morrison: (( time for drakon
MettatonSEX: ((noice
Sam: shrugs. "Well, fair enough. Anyway, me and my little buddy are going to be busting the actual drug operation."
Max: "See you in a few hours!"
MettatonSEX: Okay, uh, bye.
Sam: and off they go
Morrison: (( actually no
Morrison: (( chevelle
??: -Somewhere, someone blasts Bass-Boosted Running in the 90's to the point where they go deaf-
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Sam: they who
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Chime: ((take a guess
MettatonSEX: ((it u
Chime: ((yup
???: -Meanwhile, someone is listening to a Galacta Knight Remix-
Hellaton: -He's whirring as he holds his bfs.-
MettatonSEX: You're a cutie.
Barchar: (man, writing those guys is fun)
Hellaton: -More whirrs.-
Gaster: ((holy shit guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT_vgSeQdeI
Barchar: (I see why telltale has so much dang dialogue in those games)
Smolster: -goes into the bar-
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MettatonSEX: looks to the anydoor... and immediately smiles.
Gaster: ... Ooooh, boy.
Barchar: "Who's that?"
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
MettatonSEX: Oh my god!
MettatonSEX: Hello there!
Smolster: -looks up at mettaton- "Hello!"
Hellaton: ..........Ohhhh my gogod.
MettatonSEX: grins, setting a hand down. "I assume you don't want to have to look so far up, darling."
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Gaster: Daaaarling, please.
Hellaton: -Internal screaming.-
Smolster: "Oh, um, alright!" -gently climbs onto mettaton's hand-
Barchar: "Ohmygodhisvoiceissotiny"
MettatonSEX: lifts Smolster up, settling his hand down in his lap.
JUAN: (( juandertale is a dead project
JUAN: (( but i just came up with the horrible idea of a juan-based arc
JUAN: (( the lemon pledge arc
MettatonSEX: You're a little cutie, aren't you.
Hellaton: -He stays completely still.-
Smolster: -blushes a bit- "Oh! T-Thank you"
MettatonSEX: grins, holding out a finger to the smol. He's clearly experienced. What a trashbag.
MettatonSEX: ((me: *calls myself out on being trash*
JUAN: Juan walks in, holding a trash bag. "Clean?"
MettatonSEX: ignores this.
Barchar: "Clean what?"
Smolster: -gently shakes mettaton's finger with both hands-
Gaster: Ah, hey Juan.
JUAN: "Nevermind."
JUAN: "Greetings."
MettatonSEX: shakes back, giving his new friend a gentle pat on the head. "I'm Mettaton, it's wonderful to meet you!"
Hellaton: [sub]...............T-tttto be fafair I did wawarn you that hhhe was ennnthusisiastic.[/sub]
Smolster: "I'm Gaster, it's great to meet you too"
MettatonSEX: So, I assume that you've met Hellaton and my husband Gaster, right?
Smolster: -nods-
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MettatonSEX: Oh, that's wonderful. I'm sorry if my enthusiasm is, uh, a bit of a shock. I just can't get over how adorable you are.
JUAN: (( I made Chevelle http://puu.sh/pAhoo/390651072f.jpg
Gaster: leans against Mettaton.
Smolster: -blushes a bit at the 'adorable' part- "Oh, it's quite alright"
Hellaton: -He moves to Metta's other side, leaning on his bf.-
: hardworkingMexican [JUAN] is now aesthetically challenged [Discoton].
MettatonSEX: So, I'm sorry but I have to ask. Is your timeline correctly proportioned for you or are you used to this?
Discoton: (( i'm contemplating discoton being 4'8 ))
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god do it. make him smller than a leg.
Discoton: (( this is such a deep thought that I'm listening to heavy thinking music as I ponder
Discoton: (( oh that was easy
Smolster: "I'm about average height in my timeline, yes, I've never been to a giant timeline before"
MettatonSEX: ...Ah, I see.
Discoton: Juan leaves, and in walks the fuccin [s]4'8[/s] 4'6 Discoton.
MettatonSEX: Uh. I don't know about that, actually.
MettatonSEX: You see........ timelines are actually usually this size.
Azazel: (( -An actual giant walks into the timeline- ))
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
Hellaton: ...H-hhhi.
Gaster: (( i think my friend just searched "shitpost" on my blog
Discoton: "hi!"
MettatonSEX: ....Hi.
Discoton: (( why is this banana partially green on the outside ))
Discoton: (( [i]help[/i] ))
: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
MettatonSEX: Uh. I don't know how you're going to process this but as a former timeline hopper I can safely say that your timeline is probably just small.
MettatonSEX: ((bc its not fully ripe
Discoton: (( oh no
MettatonSEX: ((thats normal
Discoton: (( [i]oh no[/i] ))
MettatonSEX: ((give it a day or two
Discoton: (( A FUCKING DAY
MettatonSEX: ((its ok
Discoton: (( DO I EAT IT
MettatonSEX: ((i mean its not inedible
Discoton: (( oh
Gaster: ((you have to ingest it orally
Smolster: "Really? Hmm, I've been to other timelines before but they were all the same size as mine"
Discoton: (( i feel like a rebel
MettatonSEX: ((you gotta fuck it
Discoton: (( fuck yeah the thrill is amazing
Discoton: Discoton looks very aesthetically challenged someone help this small tonton
MettatonSEX: Oh, that's interesting. Hm, now I wonder if what I just said was accurate.
Discoton: he has that David Bowie-style lightning strike down his face
MettatonSEX: ......Someone probably knows this.
Discoton: (( ALL I CAN SEE IS PINK
MageVaati: (there is i just havent decided on his name)
MageVaati: (im working on a babel gaster that deals w timeline statistics)
MageVaati: (im thinking of some name to do with time)
Gaster: ((oooh
Discoton: (( marty mcfly
Discoton: (( i'm sorry ))
MageVaati: (like, codes, size, estimated time left, quirks, speed, dire tion)
MettatonSEX: shrugs with his free hand.
Discoton: (( [i][insert car name here][/i] ))
DamnDude: (( "Hey thanks to your D6 I stole I got three free revives" Fire: "Why don't I just burn that for you" ))
MettatonSEX: ((no, bloo
Gaster: ((perhaps this will help https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_and_fate_deities
DamnDude: (( Tis BGO and Tis sad ))
MettatonSEX: ((ill take that tysm
MettatonSEX: ((but not now
Discoton: ((
Gaster: ((WAIT JUST A MINUTE: http://prntscr.com/biyra8
Hellaton: .....S-ssso, uh, hhhow are you?
Discoton: (( OH FUCK
Gaster: ((goddamnit the angry dentures strike again
Gaster: ((goddamn clockfucker
Discoton: "..."
MettatonSEX: ((its just gonna be a dedan gaster
MettatonSEX: ((dedaster. disaster.
Discoton: (( #nocontext ))
Gaster: ((lol
MettatonSEX: ((one of the names is huh
Discoton: (( i just had a thought
Smolster: "I'm doing well, how're you?"
Discoton: (( oh yeah
Discoton: (( starcraft sucks
Hellaton: Iii'm okayay.
Gaster: I'm pretty good.
Discoton: "short"
MettatonSEX: I'm mostly fine.
Discoton: (( now
Hellaton: ......Wawait, werennn't you taller bebefore?
Discoton: (( reasons for discoton being short [i]again[/i]: 1) PB has other men doing his dirty work 2) he chooses to live life like this ))
Discoton: (( going to
Discoton: (( flip a coin
Discoton: (( tails
Discoton: "...Yes."
Discoton: (( also http://puu.sh/pAijD/c0c86f2ce4.png
Hellaton: .....Oh...
Discoton: "i mean"
Discoton: "not like"
Discoton: "PB took half of the material in my body"
Discoton: "I did this myself"
Hellaton: .......Whhhy?
MettatonSEX: is too focused on Smolster to pay attention to this.
Discoton: "because i wanted to"
Discoton: (( Hellaton: y tho ))
Discoton: (( Discoton: FUCK OFF ))
Hellaton: ...Um.... okayyyy?
Gaster: kind of drifts off to sleep.
Hellaton: ......Uh.... G-gggasterer?
Smolster: "Yes?"
Gaster: is sleep.
Hellaton: Oh, um.... s-sssssorry, I... wawas talking to... uh..... hhhe's asleep.
DamnDude: (( "Enchanter [DamnDude] The Knight soldered his Truth Serum and his Signal Jammer together to create a Signal Jammer!" -Why ))
Smolster: "Oh, sorry"
Hellaton: Iiit's fifine....
MettatonSEX: Oh, boy, this is going to be a problem, isn't it.
MettatonSEX: Hm..... Would you mind if we referred to you as Smolster? It'd be a lot easier than trying to play the 'Who's on First' game.
Smolster: "Smolster? Alright"
MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful.
MettatonSEX: Now, uh..... I kind of have my husband asleep on my shoulder so, uh. We shoukd get going, my little darling.
MettatonSEX: Terribly sorry to cut this short-- wait.
Smolster: "Alright, it was lovely to meet you Mettaton!"
Smolster: ".."
MettatonSEX: Wait did I make a goddamn pun.
Discoton: "Yes."
Hellaton: Yyes.
MettatonSEX: Oh god damn it.
MettatonSEX: Anyway. It was lovely meeting you too, Smolster.
MettatonSEX: gives the smol one last boop on the head.
Smolster: -is booped-
MettatonSEX: sets his smol friend down gently.
Smolster: -climbs off mettaton's hand-
MettatonSEX: I'll see you again, alright,darling?
Discoton: Asdf h'
MettatonSEX: lifts up his husband, smooching the sleeping skeleton as he stands.
Discoton: ((shit
Smolster: -nods- "See you!"
Discoton: (( i think i fell asleep again
Gaster: stirs a little, mumbling something.
Smolster: "And it was lovely to see you too Hellaton!"
Hellaton: ...Y-yyyeah, it wawas nice seeeeing you too.
Hellaton: -Smol smile.-
Smolster: -even smoller smile-
MettatonSEX: waves to Smolster as he goes off.
Gaster: [sub]you understand... it's all in your head...[/sub]
Hellaton: -He follows, though he makes sure to stay as far from Smolster as possible as he leaves. Not being rude, just extremely cautious.
MettatonSEX: ....Huh?
Gaster: is mumbling that vaporwave song in his sleep.
MettatonSEX: theyre now home btw
MettatonSEX: .......
MettatonSEX: Aesthetic.
Gaster: [sub]succ[/sub]
MettatonSEX: smooches his husband as he goes off to bed.
Hellaton: .....T-thhhhat wewent better than Iiii expepected.
Discoton: (( "[sub]succ[/sub]" -Gaster ))
MettatonSEX: Hellaton, darling, please. I'm enthusiastic but I'm at least respectful.
Discoton: Discoton leaves. Probably to saw another three inches off of his body
MettatonSEX: You don't have to worry.
MettatonSEX: smooches Hellaton.
Hellaton: -He kisses back.-
Hellaton: Ii knknow you get a bbbbit enththusiastic, s-sorry forrr, uh... gegetting anxioussss...
MettatonSEX: It's fine.
MettatonSEX: I understand.
MettatonSEX: theyre now in bed
MettatonSEX: pulls Hella in close.
MettatonSEX: I love you two.
Hellaton: Iiii love you guguys too.
MettatonSEX: G'night.
Gaster: is just muttering random asthetic stuff in his sleep.
Hellaton: G-gggoosnight.
MettatonSEX: ((gn
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: (( gn
Gaster: ((gn
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DamnDude: (( I don't know who's here or who's awake but I'm gonna rant real quick ))
DamnDude: (( I counted 8 fucking times my internet died today, and that's just including times I noticed ))
DamnDude: (( And after finding out AT&T doesn't give the Static IPs unless you ask about them, I'm tired of this bull shit ))
DamnDude: (( \rant ))
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Mr. Diabolical: (feel your pain pro
Mr. Diabolical: (bro*
Mr. Diabolical: (hey flame hey chime
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: ((heya
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Frisk: ((hi))
Mr. Diabolical: (oi
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: (( https://m.soundcloud.com/redngreenmusic/dinosaur-land
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Mr. Diabolical: ((reminds me of a jontron song
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: ((It gets good about 17 seconds in
: ((brb
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is napping on the couch-[/color][/font]
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FLion: -walks it- HEY THERE EVERYONE!
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: !!![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: HEY, I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP![/color][/font]
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Mr. Diabolical: Hey you! I'm looking for those with an adventurous spirit!
Mr. Diabolical: ((opps that was Flion
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Flion- But, that's fine.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: And I certainly have that![/color][/font]
Frisk: ((hoo boy))
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FLion: I'm on the path of the legendary Allen Quartermain
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Who are they?[/color][/font]
FLion: You've never heard of him? The famous explorer? He wandered out into the dark contient!
FLion: explored many parts of the world, lost civilizations, ruins and tombs, and so much more
FLion: Rumor has it that he even found Altantis
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ooh~! Sounds like you need to be daring to do that~[/color][/font]
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FLion: He was the most darling!
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...darling or daring?[/color][/font]
FLion: daring*
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Also, I don't think we know each other's names! My name's Sunny! What's yours~?[/color][/font]
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FLion: oh
FLion: I'm Flion! Adventurer Extraordinaire!
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FLion: ((frisky why?
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-retcon her saying her name-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I'm Sunny, Valiant Hero![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -does a flashy pose-[/color][/font]
: ((i only spoke once))
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: ((and it's not like you have to stare at my name all the time))
FLion: I plan on going to dark continent myself! I seek the legendary Altantis!
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FLion: a wicked smile grows on his face
FLion: I wonder i Scillia would like to join.....
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FLion: ((hey Lar, bye Lar
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I know her.[/color][/font]
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Barchar: (hello parpness my old friend)
CryingEevee OOC: ((q))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((Q))
: ((hello parpness my old friend)L
: ))*
: ((shit))
: ((anyways))
: ((msparp, this is for you -flips the bird-))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still haven't found a way to output the Moonbase alpha TTS as a microphone))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Relic: (Hello))
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Barchar: (hi laharl)
Relic: (My internet broke last night, vhich vas not very fun))
Relic: ((I should probably fix these replacements since Relic isn't even used in this room))
Barchar: (eh)
Barchar: (The german is mildly amusing)
: High Priest Laharl [Relic] is now High Priest Laharl [].
: ((I'll save it for when PMD can start up again))
Barchar: (fair enough)
CryingEevee OOC: ((sparp messed up so much last night. kinda ruined the experience.))
: ((I don't know how we're gonna do all the non-humans))
: ((How do you introduce these things))
: (( http://imgur.com/vlurXTG ))
Barchar: (frisky proooobably has a plan. Probably.)
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, frisky mentioned the guild would progress the plot))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so that could have something to do with it))
: ((True))
: The anydoor sliiiiiiiiides open.
: And FFrisk does not slide in, she walks in slowly, sipping her tea.
Barchar: "Hi, Frisk."
: She jumps. Because she did NOT expect Barchar. "...Oh, uh...Hi Chara."
: "How are you...?"
: ((Oh man I can't believe people kept falling for that))
: ((CTF_2fort))
: ((Place spray on the bridge of a mettaton dancing.))
: ((Stab dozens of people who stop to look at it))
Barchar: how could you not expect her she's here ALL THE TIME
Barchar: "Fine, fine."
: "..." She moves to the couch. "Would you...like some tea?"
Barchar: "I could go for some, sure. Thank you."
: She simply lifts a cup of the ever-present tea platter she carries around, and hands it to Barchar, her bony fingers lifting it in the classic 'have some tea' gesture as usual.
Barchar: takes it, returning the gesture and taking a sip.
: "..."
Barchar: "So, how are things going back at the forest. Got that whole 'fire' business taken care of?"
: "..." She sips her tea, looking away for a bit. "We're...rebuilding, we lost a lot of forest, and people."
: "The fire's out...a nice man named Vaati helped us."
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Barchar: "That's good. I'm sorry it happened in the first place. Wish I could have helped."
: "..." She looks away. "Nobody could've done...anything anyways."
: (( http://i.imgur.com/An7JKGw.gifv ))
Barchar: "I suppose, but I still wish I could have."
Barchar: "But unfortunately you can't exactly invade fire's body to demotivate it from burning."
: She shrugs.
: "How has the...bar been?"
Barchar: "Fine. A dog and a rabbit bust in last night and waved a gun around. They calmed down, though."
: "..."
: "What."
Barchar: "Yeah."
Barchar: "That sums it up."
Barchar: "Point is, things are as normal as ever around hre."
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: ((laharl you can either introduce the bitch by having her be like, at the entrance of the guild for example and wanting to get in at the same time hoopa and co wants to. orrrr you can have her be at an abandoned building and act like she owns the place, and hoopa and co can convince the german asshole to join hoopa and co. it's a matter of personal preference.))
Barchar: (And Sage will come with because...I mean he can't really not mostl)
: ((sure))
: ((think of it like recruiting new team members in the dungeons, except before everybody actually gets to go in one))
Barchar: (Well, to be fair, you do have to fight for that)
: ((true))
Barchar: (Which I guess could happen. Sage and Relic are like "Who ze fuck are zhese losers" "I dunno but everyone else we've seen tried to kill us, so")
Barchar: (And defeat means friendship)
Barchar: (no matter who does it)
: ((we could do a double battle that way))
: ((german and sage vs someone and someone))
Barchar: (That could be fun. We'll talk about it when other people get back, I guess)
: ((Sage and Relic just living in an abandoned building))
: ((Sage and Relic win "Vell we better go with these loserz so they don't die"))
: ((Sage and Relic lose "Vell we better go with these loserz so we don't die"))
Barchar: (They lose "Vell ve better go with these loserz so WE don't die")
: ((yep))
Barchar: (There is still the idea that they saw, so there's the added motivation if they lose that "Zhese loserz took that long to kill a treevenant and they BEAT US")
Barchar: ("I guess ve needed more help zhan ve zhought.")
: ((Hoopa: holy fuck it's a german meloetta))
: ((Also, lets just mention))
: ((Well, it was supposed to be faster))
: ((Their entire team consists of like, three steel types, and an espurr, plus a wooper))
Barchar: (I'm aware)
: ((Parp kind of ruined the fight))
Barchar: (but it's still kinda funny)
: ((yeah))
: ((Pirouette>Steel))
: ((Sage>Espurr))
: ((Literally fucking anyone>Wooper))
Barchar: ("Do not ignore me, small imp! I am a very powerl-" "Sage, please." "Okay, fine. I'm just saying, I exist too.")
: ((two steel types, a ghost psychic, espurr, and a grass type))
: ((Sage>Hoopa))
Barchar: (Yeah I guess a treevanent was kinda...yeah.)
: ((Their best matchup would be Auron and Servine))
: ((Hoopa > Sage))
Barchar: (Not really the best choice for the first fight. But it's not your fault.)
: ((Hoopa has a higher level despite the typings))
: ((I repeat.))
: ((Sage.))
: ((X4 damage))
: ((To Hoopa))
: ((True.))
: ((Absols are natrually faster than Hoopa, and Sage resists BOTH of Hoopa's STAB))
: ((Hoopa can't use Ghost type moves on Relic either))
: ((Because of her normal typing))
: ((That's also true.))
: ((Also, in doubles, Heal Pulse actually has a use))
Barchar: (So, uh)
: ((It can be sued to heal your ally))
Barchar: (all in all)
Barchar: (Sage and Relic can probably kick their asses)
: ((Tl;Dr Sage and Relic have the upper hand in almost ANY matchup))
Barchar: (I guess sterling and Auron can hold their own, probably, but then sterling is near dead and then it's just auron against them)
: ((After the first turn))
: ((Meloetta turns into a fucking murder machine because she's the only damn thing with a fighting type move))
: ((Their only hope is to somehow KO Relic on the very first turn))
: ((Both Meloetta and Sage have weaknesses though, and I'll be utilizing that.))
: ((Hoopa and Co, though?))
: ((fucked))
: ((Yeah.))
: ((Just, bad matchup))
: ((So hard.))
: ((Right.))
Barchar: (...okay all of a sudden you're sounding sarcastic)
: ((It also helps Relic and Sage have a type combo that helps eachother))
Barchar: (Yeah, the two really do kinda compliment each other rather well)
: ((Now if there was a BUG TYPE somewhere in there))
: ((This would be over fast))
Barchar: (>TFW you actually need a fucking bug type in your team)
: ((Don't fucking diss bug types.))
: ((Shelly will kick your ass))
: ((Yep.))
Barchar: (She would if I ever played revorn)
: ((
: ((
: ((
: ((
: ((lolno
: ((>Relic gets one shotted on the furst turn because she's psychic type))
: ((Darkrai has insane speed))
: ((See, Meloetta-Pirouette is actually faster than Darkrai.))
: ((But Relic needs a turn to get into Pirouette form))
: ((Yeah.))
Barchar: (So unless darkrai is an idiot and goes after someone else)
Barchar: (she's kinda fucked)
: ((I mean, Meloetta's have INSANE bulk in Aria form))
: ((She could probably take like, one dark pulse))
: ((Darkrai is not an idiot))
: ((He also has multiple stages in the fight))
: ((So yeah))
: (( https://i.imgur.com/7YT8SvZ.gifv This is a motherfucking slaughter ))
Barchar: (ooh fun)
Barchar: (also i just now realized it was actually both of you here)
Barchar: (I thought it's been just Frisky this whole time and i was so confused)
: ((Nah))
: ((There.))
: ((Ay))
Barchar: (better thankz)
: ((Basically, I'll find a way to make Darkrai pretty fucking hard))
Barchar: (yeah)
: ((You'll note one thing))
: ((If you run into a Meloetta competitively))
: ((You can be damned-sure it's not running Pirouette, because in a fast-paced tier like OU))
: ((Pirouette does NOT have that one turn to set up))
: ((Right.))
: ((Like, in the E4, I gave Victoria a Meloetta already in Pirouette form))
: ((It's such a good concept))
: ((But ruined so badly))
: ((mhm))
: ((Because they made Relic Song a SPECIAL attack))
: ((Atleast make it like, Relic Blast, and have it changed physical/special depending on your form))
Barchar: (*shrug*)
: ((oh i just had a great idea))
: ((for the main quest))
Barchar: (do tell)
Barchar: (_or don't if it's spoilers)
: ((no, it would spoil how hilarious it is))
: ((Is Sage gonna mega evolve at some point))
: (9So))
: ((no))
: ((like))
: ((it's something way funnier))
: ((anyways))
Barchar: (I dunno, though Sage mega evolving could be amusing)
Barchar: (but idk if mega evolution is a thing in pmd)
Barchar: (")
: ((Correct))
: ((Primal Absol confirmed))
Barchar: ("YES, MY MASSIVE POWER GROWS EXPONENTIALLY" "Sage, you look like a girl, mein Freund." "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, RELIC!")
: ((Sage: IT'S JUST A PHASE OF POWER!!!!))
: ((anyways you'll have a lot of serious boss fights but a couple will be jokes))
Barchar: ("'Sides, I don't see YOU growing wings!")
: ((she doesn't have acrobatics))
Barchar: (oh, she doesn't anymore? I thought she did)
: ((she has sucker punch and hex))
: ((So I have))
Barchar: (oh I'm talking about Relic not Sage)
Barchar: (who is not a Sage)
: ((Rel-))
Barchar: (female*)
: ((Oh))
Barchar: (wait)
: ((oh))
Barchar: (...let me try this again)
: ((Relic has Heal Pulse/Low Sweep/Relic Song/Acrobatics))
Barchar: (I'm talking about Relic doing doing acrobatics, because we've joked that She was like permanently glued onto Sage's back midna-style, even while fighting. Not Sage, who is not even a female.)
: ((Tbh if you were short, and there was the equivalent of a very big wolf next to you))
: ((Tell me honestly you would want to get off the fucking death wolf))
Barchar: (I mean yeah)
Barchar: (Sage may not be able to do what he says and is kind of a dork, but he can but he's not exactly weak)
Barchar: (...ignore the 'but he can')
Barchar: (I'm havin' a weird morning)
: ((I mean, being a dork doesn't exactly stop the process of))
: (("Attack the enemy'))
: (('Attack the enemy with the large pointy scythe thing on your forehead'))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((all around the country. coast to coast.))
Barchar: ('Attack the enemy and hope that somehow you manage to actually summon that dman earthquake this time')
: ((relic would have to get off if they want to attack another pokemon unless sage runs up to the different pokemon for relic to attack))
CryingEevee OOC: ((people always ask "what do you like most?".))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't wanna brag, i don't wanna boast.))
Barchar: (sure)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i always tell them i like toast))
CryingEevee OOC: ((YEAH TOAST))
Barchar: (I always tell them, 'i like toast!')
CryingEevee OOC: ((in otherwords, i have toast))
: ((What if Relic constantly berates Sage for randomly fucking causing or predicting natural disasters))
: ((Like, Sage spills a bowl of milk)))
Barchar: ("Fucking Sage, scheibe")
: ("Oh boy, I vonder if the hurricane vill be here soon"))
: ((Sage trips))
: ('Have you broken my mothers back already?'))
Barchar: (Sage misses with a pebble toss)
Barchar: ("I hope zhat village didn't need it's houses.")
: ((meloetta's parents turn out to be a meloetta and a ditto))
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: ((Meloetta can't be bred with ditto))
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: ((Fucking casual))
: ((i know))
CryingEevee OOC: ((meloetta can't be bred.))
: ((it makes no sense))
: ((who are their fucking parents))
Barchar: (Meloetta is a special snowflake)
CryingEevee OOC: ((arceus? maybe?))
: ((unless they are the LEGIT melo of the timeline their father is probably either mew or arceus))
: (I mean, I can go find that Pokemon Tree of Life))
: (And we can use that))
: (( http://prntscr.com/bj7lo6 Here we go ))
: ((Direct creation of Giratina, branching straight down))
: ((With Dialga, Palkia, and Arceus being the equivalents of uncles and grandfathers?))
: ((Great, Relic is the daughter of Satan))
: ((wait))
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, that would also mean reilic and hoopa are related))
: ((i just realized))
: ((yeah))
: ((that))
: ((Yep, embodiment of Culture, sister to the other Embodiments, and apparently a sort of Aunt to the origin mons))
: ((Interesting.))
: (According to this tree))
: ((Hoopa would be less of a brother, and more of a slightly distant cousin))
: ((Her closest 'relatives' would be Giratina, Jirachi, Victini, and Lugia/Ho-Oh))
Barchar: (And then Sage is a branch to the right. Absol: Pack mule)
: ((Hoopa is literally mischief))
: ((Espurrs are actually direct descendants of Absols from here))
: ((And is closely related to Celebi and Shaymin))
: ((Hoopa's relative is a timelord))
: ((He also should be related to Giratina as well)(
: ((All the legendaries on Dialga's and Giratina's right side would be the equivalents of big brothers and sisters))
: ((With the ones closest to Dialga being cousins))
: ((Hoopa is the agender son of Satan))
CryingEevee OOC: (( http://i.imgur.com/0TV5GRM.jpg i found a more complete chart... as if it matters
: (( This chart seems to go into more detail on the 'random' ones))
: ((Like Deoxys))
Barchar: (I'm interested the idea of groudon and heatran/kyogre and manaphy being related)
Barchar: (it kinda makes sense)
: ((Groudon is the embodiment of Land, and Heatran is pretty much the embodiment of mountains and volcanos))
: ((Kyogre is the emobidiment of the Sea, while Manaphy is the embodiment of freshwater and beaches))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i named a cleric claire))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think that's a pun, but i'm pretty sure it's some form of wordplay))
Barchar: (Claire Ericson)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, that's good))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so...))
Barchar: (and we listen to the sound)
Barchar: (of silence)
: ((hoopa sees relic))
: (("Hi, cousin! What the fuck are you doing here?"))
CryingEevee OOC: (("Hey cousin! let's go bowling!"))
Barchar: ("LET'S GO GET A BURGER")
: ((I don't know if Sage would know Hoopa was Relic's cousin or not))
: ((Sage: who the fuck is this))
Barchar: (Doesn't seem like something that would come up)
: ((Relic: Ze fucking mazster of bullshit.))
Barchar: ("Look, Sage, zhere are many zhings you don't know about me.")
Barchar: ("One of zhem is zhat I have a fucking docuhebag cousin zhat ve now have zhe displeasure of meeting again. Hello, Hoopa.")
Barchar: (Sage: "The fuck kind of a name is Hoopa")
Barchar: (Relic: "Zhe kind you don't bozher changing.")
: ((On the flipside, they spend six minutes doing an overly long secret handshake before Relic ends it by slapping Hoopa across the face))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, at the recommendation of my friend, i'm playing Disgaea hour of darkness))
: ((Tell me how uyou like it when i'm done playing TF2))
: ((Don't use the prinnies, they're the shittiest class in the game))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i could tell they would be, but i made one with one mana 'cause a prinny killed a thing,))
Barchar: (Does that friend currently have a german accent filter on one of their characters)
: ((Laharl will never hate you now CE))
Barchar: (And also prinnies are hilarious seeming so you know)
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, laharl was not the one to reccomend it to me believe it or not))
: ((ik
: ((it was a friend
: ((laharl can't hurt one of his own))
: ((Sterling: Who the fuck is the one with the green hair?))
: ((Hoopa: Oh, that's my cousin! We barely see each other, but she's definitely a friendly relative.))
: ((Sterling: ... you don't look related at all))
: ((Hoopa: Oh, I know! Our father is Satan, by the way!))
: ((Sterling: ....))
: ((Sage: what the fuck))
: ((Relic: Let me handle zis.))
Barchar: (Nico: "So is the one she's riding her father?")
: ((I would make a joke about that but that would annoy you))
Barchar: (actually no that would have been a reasonable time)
: ((ah))
Barchar: (It's making EVERYTHING into a sex joke)
Barchar: (not just occasionally making them. That's reasonable.)
: ((Relic: yes, i'm totally riding my daddy))
: ((Hoopa: -fingerguns-))
Barchar: (there ya go)
: ((Relic: -slaps Hoopa-))
Barchar: (Imagine somebody who didn't know much about pokemon seeing an Absol for the first time. Not hard to imagine they'd not have a great opinion at first.)
Barchar: (Sage: "Do it again!")
: ((Relic: I do not intend on ahbusing mein cousin.))
: ((during the final boss fight))
: ((Relic: MEIN FUHRER!))
: ((Relic: I CAN WALK!))
: ((The whole world launches nuclear silos))
: ((The whole world explodes))
: ((Darkrai cracks their knuckles))
: ((Darkrai: Lezzgo, bitches))
: ((if you got that reference))
: ((gj))
Barchar: (I didn't so)
: ((Relic: Hoopa , werde ich verdammt Ihr nicht existierend Arschloch entrücken und eine Bowling-Kugel in den Hals du kleine Schlampe zu schieben.
Barchar: (Sage: "What was that?")
Barchar: (Relic: "Coherent language. I'm not surprised you couldn't understand.")
: ((Copy and paste that into your search bar))
: ((Translate it))
Barchar: ('I will not condemn your existing rapture asshole and push a bowling ball in the neck you little bitch')
Barchar: (I assume that is not entirely accurate)
: ((It was supposed to be, "Hoopa, I will rapture your non-existant asshole and I will shove a bowling-ball down your throat you little bitch."))
Barchar: (ah)
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Barchar: (I still prefer "Was zum Teufel hast du nur verdammt über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe ?")
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Barchar: (" Ich werde Sie wissen, ich graduierte Spitze meiner Klasse in den Poke Dichtungen")
Barchar: (you can probably guess what those two are)
: ((hah
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Barchar: (I think Laharl went in a disgaea-induced coma)
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: ((hi bread
: ((also Laharl is playing TF2
Barchar: (I know but that's not funny)
: ((a tf2-induced coma
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: ((hi bloo))
Barchar: (hi bloo)
: (( hi
Barchar: (one step closer to being able to try again. Soon our master plan shall be finished.)
: ((are you feeling somewhat better than yesterday night))
: (( yes
: ((ok good))
Barchar: (Also we've decided that how Relic and Sage will be introduced is that they're gonna fight y'all and probably kick your ass because they're actually really well equipped for fighting the humans and hoopa)
: ((oh yeah bloo we had to pause it because of parp))
: (( oh. ))
: (( k
: ((so you didn't miss too much))
: ((you only missed sterling fighting a trevenant and robbing duskull bank))
Barchar: (they struggled a lot to kill the treevanent because of parp's bullshit)
Barchar: (they mnaged to re-kill it)
Barchar: (aaand that was it)
: (( don't
: ((what))
: (( if parp fucks us over
: (( http://rp.terminallycapricio.us/chat/dloqwy
: ((yes))
: ((that's perfect
Barchar: (dloqw)
Barchar: (ten)
: ((Back))
Barchar: (hi again)
: ((join terminal
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: ((heya
Barchar: (hio bio)
Barchar: (we're in a terminally capricious room in case parp fucks again)
: ((okay
DamnDude: (( https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVEOgyAMANC7cAAqQ6D1NgQJmikltGYfy-6-977mmZfZzKE6ZAPYTyk8dyvKM7dqG3O7ah6n2MI3ZNVcjrt2FXC4-pCI_OJTiA5DBEcrUnA-JlwCvsh5ePq786fb0Zv5_QEK3iL3.TIrHZr5n3CQAc5Cjh8h1zoKvPBc.png?width=400&height=152 ))
: ((laharl enable the fucking background first))
: ((on terminally kappa))
: ((give it a fucking chance
: ((no, the other users need to enable it
Barchar: (no, it's per-person)
: ((laharl needs to enable it for himself so he sees the background))
: ((the regular background is ugly))
Barchar: (yeah)
Barchar: (the one we've got is better at the very least)
: ((yep
Barchar: (secondarily it's reasonable enough to not bother until we need it)
Barchar: (Oh, and hey, again, we just need MV and erron. That's cool.)
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: ((cool
: ((MV probably won't be here till like, 7 again))
Barchar: (prolly)
Barchar: (but we'll see)
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: ((mv won't be here until around six))
: ((We could start, we've got a good number of people))
: ((If we wait too long, Parp will start dying at like, 6-8))
Barchar: (nah, maybe without erron, but not without mv)
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: ((yeah i don't want to skip mv))
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: ((I just got the news))
: ((That))
Barchar: (what news)
: ((I'm going to my sisters for a week.))
Barchar: (oh boi)
: ((Out of the fucking blue))
Barchar: (my favrit)
: ((ohhh boy
: ((Then you somehow don't.))
Barchar: (yeah hope that somehow you manage to not)
Barchar: (or hope that she'll leave you alone from about 6-10 PM or whatever it is for yoju)
: (( Do what I did
: ((I hate it when people do things out of the blue too, i know that feel
: (( While everyone in my house was packing to go to Oregon
: (( I just sat on my ass and did nothing and that's why I'm here right now
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: (( aLREADY GOT A bag packed))
Barchar: (get out of it by not giving a shit)
Barchar: (genius)
: ((I always have one ready))
: ((And I love my sister too much to not give a shit))
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: ((GUYS
: ((I'm going somewhere with a friend,
: ((og
: ((oh*
: ((in a car on the highway,
: ((I'll be gone in a few hours.))
: ((Meaning I won't be here for PMD.))
: ((and I look out the window and see [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYmVDTzR3cWtZeGc]this[/url].
Barchar: (well)
Barchar: (shit)
: ((That ACTUALLY happened.
: ((shit
: ((if only the stars aligned
: ((Only in Florida.
DamnDude: (( Laharl leaving just reminded me of something, I'm going to be out of town Thursday -> Saturday, I'll still be on an night but I'm gonna be on mobile ))
DamnDude: (( Well not leaving, more so saying he's gonna be going to his sister's house ))
: ((Yep.))
: ((Also, now))
: ((I get to miss out on the chance to use Relic))
: ((We could make this work somehow.
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: ((laharl
: ((you're going for a few hours, right
: ((so you'll be back later today))
: ((...No?))
: ((I jsut said i'm going for a week))
: ((I'll be leaving in a few hours))
: ((ohhhh
: ((got it
: ((i misunderstood a little bit))
: bye seeya in a week unelss the stars align))
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: ((well [i]fuck[/i]
: ((let's just hope the stars align
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, can't do much more than hope))
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: ((*Hopes and Dreams faintly playing*))
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DamnDude: (( OK ))
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CryingEevee OOC: (( https://soundcloud.com/datmanovader/the-cha-cha-circulation ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -The anydoor is open. On the other side, Sunny is swimming in a large swimming pool.-[/color][/font]
: (( https://m.soundcloud.com/redngreenmusic/dinosaur-land ))
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DamnDude: (( well ))
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: ((rip
DamnDude: (( So, I was looking at some things from Mighty No. 9 ))
DamnDude: (( Apparently a lot of backers wanted out of having their names in the credits ))
DamnDude: (( So there's a ton of "A Generous Backer" in the credits ))
: ((wowie))
DamnDude: (( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClgBivYWgAAhMEd.jpg ))
DamnDude: (( I blame 3254 /s ))
DamnDude: (( The reason people know that is because in one of the demos the credits were intact with everyone's names ))
: ((mhm))
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: ((psshh, who needs prom night i've got myself))
DamnDude: (( Exactly ))
DamnDude: (( Go on Facebook to check if I got any notifications, the first thing I see is "The condoms of the future" ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))
MettatonSEX: ((yo
MettatonSEX: ((drawception is one hell of a site
MettatonSEX: ((its pretty much telephone but with art
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i haven't been on drawception in like, a year))
MettatonSEX: ((one thread i was in went from frisk, to frisk hugging a cat, to frisk strangling a cat
DamnDude: (( Yeah, I love just making random ass prompts for starting games because I can't draw for shit. ))
MettatonSEX: ((im memettaton on there and im trash
: ((hi
MettatonSEX: ((hi
: ((
: ((wow rip
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
❤ Frisk: ((this cat is from hell i must kill it))
MettatonSEX: (( https://drawception.com/game/kaz6f28zgS/undertale-no-derails-please/
: ((it's beautiful))
MettatonSEX: ((if you look at my art its kinda not the best bc i only have ten minutes to think of an idea and draw it
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MettatonSEX: ((also bc i draw with my finger on a tablet
: ((heya
MettatonSEX: ((yo
DamnDude: (( At least it's not drawing using a laptop's little replacement for a mouse. ))
: ((yeah))
MettatonSEX: (( https://drawception.com/game/tQeWLKxSqC/sailor-moon/ this thread has my personal best drawing imo
MettatonSEX: ((ok second best but my best is in an uncompleted thread
: ((sailor moon and the flying spaghetti monster))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -jumps into the pool, paddling around-[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: ((yep
DamnDude: (( Some how I started with a 1960s batman joke, and I ended with dad jokes ))
MettatonSEX: ((lol
DamnDude: (( https://drawception.com/pub/games/2016/6-20/acLbmrtLAF.png ))
MettatonSEX: (( https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/3bJZ6336/couple-both-get-uncomfortably-turn-on-by-legs/ this is my fave drawing i spent more time on mettatons legs than anything else
MettatonSEX: ((i drew me and my gf but i drew myself as lazily as possible and spent sux minutes perfecting the legs
MettatonSEX: ((*six
: ((the legs are beautiful
MettatonSEX: ((ty
: ((i agree
: ((yw
DamnDude: (( Better than what I could do ))
: ((who's you and who's your girlfriend though))
MettatonSEX: ((i mean
: ((i can't tell))
MettatonSEX: ((im the emo
: ((ah))
MettatonSEX: ((i dont wear glasses
: ((gotcha))
MettatonSEX: ((i put two minutes of effort into my gf
MettatonSEX: (( /r/noco text
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -there's a note in the bar with a timeline code.-[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: ((*nocontext
: ((well))
: ((sure))
DamnDude: (( Now, imagine, what would it look like if instead of Randy Savage snapping into a slim him... ))
DamnDude: (( It was somebody else's neck? ))
DamnDude: (( Jim* ))
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DamnDude: (( OK, nobody wants to imagine that apparently ))
MettatonSEX: ((it turns into dugtrio
DamnDude: (( You're surprisingly not far off ))
MettatonSEX: ((i know
MettatonSEX: ((i read the thread
MettatonSEX: ((i found your page and followed you
: ((mv is a confirmed stalker))
: ((lolno))
MettatonSEX: ((lolno
CryingEevee OOC: ((lolyes))
MettatonSEX: (( well then https://drawception.com/game/pZmBzyqTY7/666xx-is-upon-us-the-jigglypuff-have-invaded/
DamnDude: (( Also I'm beginning to realize some of my old ones break R2 MV, so just be careful ))
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MettatonSEX: ((its ok
MettatonSEX: ((i mean, someone replied to one of mine with r2, which was unfortunate
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: ((i just learned to never try doing drawception on your phone))
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MettatonSEX: ((yeah its not the best on tablets either
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Barchar: (hi)
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
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: ((I'm not good at drawing with a mouse so I'm shit at that too))
Barchar: (yeah i am not good at drawception)
Barchar: (but hey, shitty art is fun in this game)
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MettatonSEX: ((oh boy blitz mode is a fuckin trip
MettatonSEX: ((on another note: https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/XTSZ6336/here-comes-napstablook-oh-shit-waddup/
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Barchar: (blitz mode sucks)
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
MettatonSEX: ((hi
FLion: (oi
MettatonSEX: ((i drew a crapcream cone in blitz mode once. another time i drew a terrible lightning cat.
DamnDude: (( There's two t-rexes making out, and then there's a third just saying 'what the hell?' because they fought they were making a movie called out ))
MettatonSEX: ((lol
MettatonSEX: nice
DamnDude: (( https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/9TSZ6336/ ))
MettatonSEX: ((that was ooc
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
DamnDude: (( Now, can you get that from that shitty drawing ))
MageVaati: (a little)
Barchar: (at lest the first part)
MageVaati: (my description would be "two dinosaurs making out while a third is confused")
Barchar: (for the record MV)
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Barchar: (be prepared for some bullshit from me. I cannot draw even decent.)
: ((heya
MageVaati: its fine
MageVaati: ((shit
MageVaati: (its fine)
: ((mv is ic mettaton confirmed))
: ((I used to go on drawception
MageVaati: (i mean what with my beautiful legs its easy to think that)
CryingEevee OOC: ((until today, the last time i went on drawception was february 2015, and i'll probably forget about it again))
: ((I drew [spoiler]Spongebob in the shape of a penis.[/spoiler]))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
: ((i'll see if i can find it
MageVaati: (oh btw guys i have nsfw enabled so be prepared to see a penis gun)
Barchar: (Yeah I hadn't played this game in like a year)
Barchar: (*thumbs up*)
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: ((heya
Myko: ((Heyo
Barchar: (Hi....uh...)
FLion: (sup
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Myko: ((It's Nance
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Barchar: (Okay I'm pretty sure you're yazan but)
: ((Hi.))
Barchar: (ah okay hi nance)
Barchar: (hi frisky)
MageVaati: (hi)
: ((I said hi to Nance.))
: ((not any of you))
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: ((shhh))
Myko: ((Hello Frisky :p
MageVaati: (im talking to nance)
: ((ik))
: ((specifically flame))
: ((
Barchar: (..look i'm off today)
FLion: (im talking to the wall
MageVaati: (( https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/XTSZ6336/here-comes-napstablook-oh-shit-waddup/ help im meme trash))
: ((ok))
Barchar: ([url=https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/U3YZ6336/role-swap-rick-and-morty/] hey look somethng i made that isn't awful[/url])
Barchar: (I mean it's not GOOD but with what I usually make that's alright)
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MageVaati: ((its pretty good)
FLion: finds tge timeline code
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Barchar: (I'm just bothering to draw arms and I'm still not cool with legs)
Barchar: (or necks)
Barchar: (but hey)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -It leads to a massive indoor pool.-[/color][/font]
Barchar: (I...can do arms! Kinda!)
Hellaton: ((legy
Hellaton: ((nice
Barchar: (I didn't say 'legy' mv)
Hellaton: ((i know
FLion: huh
Barchar: (you just said that in the way that most would when we're making fun of a typo)
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Hellaton: ((i just like saying legy
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Hellaton: enters the bar, and assuming the pool takes up the whole bar, immediately falls in.
Hellaton: Whhhat ththe hell is ththis
FLion: was hopin for a secert tomb
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -it's through the anydoor[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ok? i dont get what youre saying is tge bar a pool now
DamnDude: (( No the anydoor was open leading to a pool, the bar isn't a pool itself ))
Hellaton: oh ok nvm
Hellaton: retcon that
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Sunny is there, swimming around-[/color][/font]
FLion: oh hey there
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -or should I say...-[/color][/font]
Barchar: (I try to look for the pre-evo of sunflora)
Barchar: (I see 'sunflora pregnant')
Barchar: (internet why)
Hellaton: ((sunflora no
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -[i]doggy-paddling[/i]-[/color][/font]
: ((btw it's sunkern
Hellaton: didnt enter the bar then nvm
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hi! Come in, the water's great![/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -has an orange inner tube, with yellow stars on it-[/color][/font]
Barchar: (I know now i looked it up)
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FLion: sure
FLion: jumps in
FLion: (brb
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DamnDude: (( The great silence ))
Hellaton: ((im gonna go until later, see you guys)
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: ((bye
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CryingEevee OOC: ((AND HIS NAME IS))
CryingEevee OOC: ((JOHN-))
CryingEevee OOC: ((tron))
Barchar: (ech ech ech eeeech)
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: (([font=Zapfino]ECH[/font]))
CryingEevee OOC: ((in my super smash bros, jontron is count ECHula))
CryingEevee OOC: ((or, he was at least))
: ((*bootleg simba*))
: ((if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
: ((just a warning to anyone reading the logs the disney bootleg episode contains rule 2
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, yeah, it does))
: ((but it also contains flying nazi bootleg simba
CryingEevee OOC: ((and the legendary boot leg, which is disturbing))
: ((the boot leg remonds me of Genie, the sentient pistol from Middens
CryingEevee OOC: ((i would've really liked it if he brought bootleg michael jackson back for that video))
: (( Also, [url=http://m.imgur.com/p8KHOP4?r]Genie[/url] for comparison ))
: ((I also would've liked that
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Barchar: (eh, explaining nonsequiters just rins the point)
: ((heya
: (( Hi
FLion: ((back in brown
FLion: is swimming in le pool
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is swimming around, doing somersaults-[/color][/font]
: (( what pool
: (( where
: ((wb
FLion: ((my eyes!
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: (( LPT [url=http://puu.sh/pB95j/f83f97299b.jpg]don't trust this[/url] ))
Bigby Wolf: -walks in and stands at the bar-
: ((bloo, master of shoes and picking the wrong pill))
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: (( Converse are only barely grippy if when heated ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -the anydoor is open, giving a clear view of the pool from the bar.-[/color][/font]
: (( which is why they suck ass but regardless p good [i][emoji spam][/i] ))
FLion: ((Converse should only be worn if you live in the 1970s
: (( converse were around in like 1920 ))
: (( so
: (( i mean they were considered "the elite basketball shue!11111" at the time ))
FLion: ((popular in the 60-70's and used in basketball
CryingEevee OOC: ((should you wear thiem if you lived in the fallout universe?))
FLion: ((likely
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Gets out of the pool, and does an extravagant series of gymnastics to do a flip into the pool-[/color][/font]
FLion: so this your place?
: ((steal the converse shoes))
: ((and wear them))
: (( I've had my Converse for some time now
: ((so you don't slip))
: (( It's way too easy to slip ))
: ((true))
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: ((Bloo just gets done with a filthy meme, they slip and accidentally deletes it))
Mercer: Mercer walks in through the Anydoor. And looks back at the Anydoor and sees the pool. "what the fuck?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh no, but my parents own it.[/color][/font]
FLion: ((the offer little in the way of traction and you can feel anything you step on
: (("N O O O O O"))
Mercer: "how the fuck did"
Mercer: (( Converse are weird ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Mercer- Magic door![/color][/font]
Mercer: "i know that it's a magic door but"
FLion: does it have any secret passages?
Mercer: "I just walked out of it from somewhere else and I look behind myself an----[i]the fuck[/i]"
Mercer: Edgy fish guy is confused. He walks into pool realm anyway.
Mercer: (( vans are different
Mercer: (( Vans are one of the best when it comes to nonslip imo
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -It's one of those really big hotel pools with all of the cool stuff, like slides, a lazy river, and such-[/color][/font]
Barchar: oh hey I just realized, she's wanted to swim for-fucking-ever
Barchar: is in the pool
Mercer: (( Mercer jumps in
Barchar: having the time of her life
Mercer: (( In complete greaser outfit
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Barchar- Hi there~![/color][/font]
Mercer: (( just
FLion: I bet theres a TON of secerts in this mansion
Mercer: (( rolled jeans and a tank top ))
Mercer: (( and slicked-back hair
: ((Mercer's greaser outfit is waterproof))
Barchar: is giggling, diving down and popping back up. "Oh, man, swimming is AWESOME!"
Mercer: (( it's waterproof and to an extent fireproof
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Lots of stuff![/color][/font]
Mercer: Mercer is apparently wearing a waterproof greaser outfit. Tank top edition. He jumps into the pool. Edgy fish guy is pleased.
Mercer: "this"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gets up, and dashes over to a waterslide. She looks down at the others- Hey! Up here! Watch me![/color][/font]
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Mercer: Take note that he is wearing black Converse as he does this. He looks at Sunny.
Mercer: (( Mercer slips and falls on his face before he enters the pool
Barchar: is't paying much attention to Sunny, just laughing madly as she swam around. Including when she was underwater. I mean, hey, she doesn't breathe.
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -does a running start and whizzes the FUCK down the slide. She makes a huge splash.-[/color][/font]
Res: Res floats into the pool. More like, hovering an inch above it.
Res: "Is this water?"
: ((Mercer is a fish, right))
Mercer: (( yes
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]
Mercer: (( This is like
: ((That means he can go underwater))
FLion: is looking around the room for secert tunnels
Mercer: (( yes
: ((At the risk of his hair))
Gaster: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/1c0c49797863b45e9ac01021644e452a/tumblr_o951nnu0vL1uggan1o1_500.png
Mercer: Mercer goes underwater, his hair immediately getting messed up.
: ((hi chime))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
: ((Heya
: ((also that's))
: ((amazing))
Mercer: (( Hey, that's pretty good! ))
: ((That's awesome!
Gaster: ((i've been here for a couple of minutes now
: ((ah
Barchar: "Yes! It's water! It feels so weird!"
Mercer: this reveals that
Barchar: (Feel bad that you've had to work on this so much that you straight-up hate looking at it)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: And it's awesome! ...As long as you're waterproof.[/color][/font]
Barchar: (I mean I didn't even ask you to draw it you took it upon yourself, but still. The 'real' muffet version is kinda the easy one)
Mercer: normally Mercer's hair looks like [url=https://65.media.tumblr.com/b6c3f02f2499023c77cd99601c333813/tumblr_o039ffJjhi1txy2goo1_500.jpg]this[/url]
Gaster: ((Nah my eyes just got tired
Res: "..."
Res: "What, do you think I'm a robot or something?"
Barchar: (oh okay)
Mercer: (( Res gets angry and starts shouting at nothing ))
Barchar: (Your note for it on tumblr just sounded really annoyed and bitter and it made me feel kinda bad because it's kind of a drawing for me, in a way. But I'm glad it's not actually that you're just getting fed up with it)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -has an orange inner tube with yellow stars on it. [sup][sub]d'aww...[/sub][/sup]-[/color][/font]
Gaster: ((it's fine - when i draw time tends to slip away from me while i draw so by the time i snap out of it i'm usually aching in some part of my body
Mercer: (( [url=http://5.kicksonfire.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/NIKE-AIR-GRIFFEY-MAX-1-11.jpg?642e0d]WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK[/url] shoe master rage ))
: ((brb
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: ((Bloo is confirmed shoemaster))
Mercer: (( LPT air huaraches suck ))
Mercer: (( I almost named Res after Nike shoe technology fml
Barchar: (I thought you named stuff after cars)
Mercer: (( cars, astronomy, technology, footwear apparently
Mercer: (( If I ever bring up naming a character "Kyrie" ))
Mercer: (( Somebody stop me immediately ))
: ((Bloo, the cartechnologystronomyfootwearmaster.))
Mercer: (( yes
Mercer: (( [url=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OUXDmyWcAR0/maxresdefault.jpg]NBA 2K16 HAS A SHOE CREATOR wow lol[/url]
CryingEevee OOC: ((ugh, so i have some really minty gum, i blew a bubble, and it was far too big to let it pop so i let the air leak back into my mouth and so i got a blast of mint into the back of my throat.))
Gaster: ((i know what i'm doing
Mercer: (( omg eevee
Gaster: ((oh i thought that was an online shoe creator
: ((i can't blow bubbles))
Mercer: (( Nike has an online shoe creator
Mercer: (( nike iD
Gaster: ((time to make ugly shoes
CryingEevee OOC: ((for a sec i thought "iD" was an emoticon and i was generally confused))
Mercer: (( Converse.com also lets you customize Chucks
: ((Chucks Norris))
Mercer: (( Converse Chuck Norris ))
: ((That would be horrible))
Mercer: (( The strongest shoes ever
: ((actually they would be the best converse shoes))
Mercer: (( If you kick someone in the face with Chuck Norrises ))
Mercer: (( Explosions
Mercer: (( I'm going to make Converse Chuck Norris concept art
: ((Bloo: mom stop getting me shitty converse shoes give me money for the converse chuck norris))
Mercer: (( converse chuck norrises are priced at 120 dollars
Mercer: (( although
Mercer: (( wait no
Mercer: (( you have to write a letter to chuck norris himself
Mercer: (( and he will deliver a pair to you in your size if the letter is worthy enough
Gaster: ((and let him punch the shoe into existence
: ((yes))
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Mercer: (( chuck jumps into the stratosphere and starts spinning at hyperspeed and punched the shoe into existence
Mercer: (( in a perfect box with his signature
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Gallade: ((|i got the converse chuck norris shoes yesterday|))
Gallade: ((|i win every battle now|))
Sage: ("It's true!")
Sage: ("He kicked my ass!")
Ela: (( "can confirm watched it all" ))
Gaster: wanders into the bar, I guess.
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Mercer: (( So
Hoopa W.: (("damn i can also confirm"
: ((wb mv
Mercer: (( I just opened my photoediting program
Mercer: (( It crashed immediately
Hellaton: ((yo
Mercer: (( [i]why[/i] ))
: (([i]why[/i]
Gaster: ((the sims does that for me
Gaster: ((it loads all the way then crashes
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Vaati: enters the bar as well.
Res: The floating eye floats into the bar.
Vaati: same lol
Barchar: (hi again mv)
Res: lol
Vaati: jk hes humanoid
Res: res is basically a floating eye
Vaati: Hello.
Vaati: ..........
Vaati: looks Res over.
Res: "Hi."
Vaati: .....You as well?
Res: but like
Res: 6 inches tall
Res: "Huh?"
Vaati: ((nice
Mercer: (( lol
Vaati: transforms into a flying eyeball... that's 9' in diameter.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i presume vaati is hylian vaati, but you should be minish vaati sometime, and just NO ONE notice him cause he's too small))
Res: "oh"
Res: Res is. Small.
Vaati: ((i honestly prefer playing characters that are over 4'10" tall but we'll see
Barchar: (Vaati is the smolest smol)
Vaati: reverts to his hylian form.
Mercer: (( res is like
Mercer: (( 6 inches in diameter
Vaati: ((no hes not
Mercer: (( oh fuck
Barchar: (well minish vaati is)
Vaati: ((hes 1.6" in height
Vaati: ((smolster is 1.5"
Barchar: (damn)
: ((yep))
: ((smolster is the smollest))
Barchar: (get outplayed ya wind mage)
Mercer: (( I need to
Vaati: ((yes, minish vaati is finally taller than someone
Mercer: (( Somehow make a character that's smoller than that ))
Barchar: (did jal just go 'okay who's our smallest character and how tall are they')
CryingEevee OOC: ((make a character that's just a spec))
Mercer: (( yes
Mercer: (( I HAVE THE IDEA
Barchar: (and then make hiim the smallest amount smaller than he possibly could)
Mercer: (( [i]yesssssss planning time[/i] ))
Vaati: ((good luck, my gf and i have come up with the universe where smolster is from and blooky is the smollest
Vaati: ((0.5" good luck
Mercer: (( nrn
Mercer: (( lol
Mercer: (( well
Mercer: (( mine is fuccin small
Vaati: ((ohhhhhhh my
Vaati: ((i cant wait to barely see them
Gaster: ((are you just going to play a fucking bacterium
Vaati: ((*rimshot*
Mercer: (( well
Mercer: (( i'm not sure if it's considered a bacterium
Mercer: (( but
Mercer: (( it's not restricted to that. if that makes sense
Mercer: (( Time for a small name
Mercer: (( either a single letter or a single number
Vaati: ((D
Barchar: (e)
Mercer: (( K
Barchar: (pronounced 'eh')
Vaati: (a
: (([sup]b[/sup]
Vaati: (t
Vaati: (h
Mercer: ((either T or H
: ((d
Mercer: (( COIN FLIP
: ((a
: ((t
: ((b
CryingEevee OOC: ((v))
: ((o
: ((i
Vaati: ((but im v
Gaster: ((oh shit waddup
Mercer: (( [i]H[/i] ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((Q))
Barchar: (pronounced, i assume)
Barchar: (like 'hh')
Mercer: (( 'H' should be pronounced some other way
Gaster: ((albin
: ((hih))
Barchar: (so it's just like a sharp breath out)
: ((hhhh))
Mercer: (( lol chime i get it
Vaati: ((lol
Vaati: ((same
: ((lel
: ((same
Mercer: (( H pronounced "jay haych" ))
Mercer: (( just to bug the fuck out of people
Vaati: ((eich
: ((chacha))
Mercer: (( j heich ))
Mercer: (( H
Vaati: ((to h their own
: bloo [Mercer] is now pronounced "j heich" [H].
H: (( I actually need to plan the rest of this now
H: (( kek
Vaati: ((lol
: ((kek))
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: (( Converse Chuck Norris design is about 50% of the way complete
: ((kekekekkeekkekekekekekekekekekekekkekekekekekkeekekekkekekekekeekkekekekkekekekeekekkeekekkeekekekekekkeekekkeke))
: ((nice))
Vaati: warps to sit at the couch.
Gaster: is sitting at the table.
Vaati: is a fuckin loser who warps to look cool
THE HERO: ((Test))
: H: same
Vaati: Hello, Gaster. I presume you are well?
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H: A very small speck enters the bar. Like the size of a fucking bacterium.
H: However, it has a very loud voice. "Hello!"
Gaster: I'm doing pretty good.
Vaati: !
H: (( H gets stepped on
H: "H."
Vaati: |What the fuck!|
H: (( J HEICH ))
Vaati: |What the fuck!|
H: "I'm uh, down here."
H: he's not even visible if you look down
Gaster: looks around on the floor. "I don't see you!"
H: "oh for fuck's sake"
Vaati: |Reveal yoursel--| R-reveal yourself!
H: After a few seconds, H manages to grow into the shape of a lamp.
H: (( He does this by like
Vaati: ...What the fuck?
H: (( creating copies of himself and commanding them into like
: ((Vaati: It's a user of shapeshifting magic!))
H: (( getting into the shape of a fucking lamp
H: "...Yes."
H: "I am H." J HEICH
Gaster: ... Um.
Vaati: Is this why you turned yourself invisible?
H: "Normally I am about 0.5 micrometers in size."
H: (( 0.5
Vaati: .........Holy shit.
H: (( micro
H: (( meters
Vaati: ((HOLY SHIT
Vaati: ((youve done it
Vaati: ........
: ((who is the tallest bar patron))
Vaati: realizes that if he reverted to his original form, he [i]might[/i] be able to see this guy.
H: try it
Vaati: ((excluding fusions and neo, hellaton
Vaati: ((by one. millimeter.
: ((welp, time to get the BFG [sup]/s[/sup]))
Vaati: ((the big fucking giant
: ((yep))
Vaati: .......
H: H is a bacterium. I guess.
Vaati: ......
: ((mettaton is a BFG))
CryingEevee OOC: ((how about biggest character, like most space taken up))
H: "?"
H: "I could try..."
: ((hellagaston))
H: (( quick
H: (( name a smol poke
: ((the tallest non-canon character though is the gaster-blook family's fusion))
: ((uh))
: ((hoopa))
Vaati: decides, fuck it, he's doing this. He goes up to H. "..........D-don't do anything."
: ((one feet tall
H: (( other than hoopa
Vaati: ((joltik
Vaati: ((4"
: ((joltik
: ((yeay
: ((yeah*
H: "Okay."
Vaati: takes a deep breath, and... transforms into his original, tiny Minish form. He's clearly unnerved by this, but.
H: (( If MV met H: [i][MV to H][/i] we're gonna be great friends ))
Vaati: ((lol p much
H: 'oh"
H: "I see you."
H: H probably still isn't visible.
Vaati: I... see you.
Vaati: Barely.
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H: H looks like a tiny heart.
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Vaati: It barely worked I cannot believe this.
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Gaster: ((there was also the enoch that was fought who was the size of a skyscraper
H: "What do you see?"
Vaati: has to squint a bit to see this smol heart.
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Vaati: .....It looks like a heart.
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Gaster: ((wow message lag
Vaati: Not, not the organ. The shape, I had meant.
: ((Vaati: you're a heart container))
H: "Oh."
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Vaati: Yes.
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Vaati: .....C-can I transform back now?
Gaster: ((test
H: "Sure."
H: "You also might want to stand back."
H: H eventually manages to barely get into the shape of a Joltik. An all-red Joltik.
Vaati: nods, warping away.
Vaati: reverts to Hylian form.
Vaati: Aghhhhh I despise that form.
Vaati: But it had to be done.
Vaati: ...Now, why have you become a tetrapedal being?
: Vaati's connection timed out.
H: "...I despise being 0.5 micrometers in size."
CryingEevee OOC: ((this just in, the power of music is tempting me to rp as either Doo_liss or Dimentio))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i borked the joke, abort))
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DamnDude: (( Stop reminding me of when Paper Mario was good and there was a chance for good paper mario ))
Vaati: Then we can relate on such an aspect.
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, it's not like the good games will ever disappear))
Vaati: Now, you had said your name was H(J HEICH)?
Barchar: (Doo_liss is a dick)
H: "Yes."
H: (( Guys ))
Gaster: (( doo piss
CryingEevee OOC: ((he has a great theme though))
H: (( This just in, [url=http://puu.sh/pBcUu/e47b66bf18.jpg]Chuck Norris has released his new Converse shoes[/url] ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i rather like him))
Vaati: ((wowie
Vaati: It is pleasurable to meet you. I am Vaati.
: ((it's beautiful, bloo))
H: H smiles, looking around.
H: (( I hate to say it
H: (( But I actually like how I made those look
H: (( Time for some Chuck Norris Air Jordans
H: (( Or should I say, Air Norris ))
Vaati: flops back down on the couch, relieved to have a skull that doesn't make him look like a fuckin' Pokémon.
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i think it would be great to have doo_liss come in and steal someone's life))
H: H crawls over to the couch.
Vaati: ...Hello.
H: "Hi."
H: (( I wonder how H should feel if he were to be touched
Vaati: smiles a little bit. He feels... powerful.
Vaati: ((hc: vaati has a power kink
H: (( Guys pick a number between 1 and 30 ))
Vaati: ((25
Barchar: (2)
CryingEevee OOC: ((25))
Gaster: ((27
Vaati: ((pi
H: (( 25
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H: (( Air Norris 11s
H: (( Pick a color
Vaati: ((green
CryingEevee OOC: ((edge black))
DamnDude: (( Rainbow ))
H: (( green
H: (( low or high ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((high))
Vaati: ...You are, in this form, uh..... [i]iiawak[/i]? I forgot the word for it in English.
Vaati: ((high
Gaster: ((high
H: (( thanks for input
H: (( this has gone towards the developemnt of the air norris 11
Vaati: ........Damn, what was it............
H: "...?"
Vaati: ..................Cute, the word I was looking for.
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Vaati: ((picorese is literally just japanese backwards so
: ((yeah))
Vaati: ((i embrace my weeb reash
Vaati: ((and tyoe kawaii backwards
H: "heh" H sort of...blushes? When H blushes, two gaping holes appear where he would...do so? hard to describe
H: (( just two gaping holes on his face
Vaati: .....Uh.
H: (( "heh" ))
Vaati: Your face, it has removed places.
: ((thousands of them turn red in little lines across his face))
: ((Vaati: did you get burned?))
Vaati: ((hes already red
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized how weird it would be to have a paper character enter the bar))
: ((a darker red
: ((paper mario enters the bar))
Vaati: ....Are you harmed?
Gaster: is just kind of... watching.
Vaati: ((".....a vertical line?"
H: "Uh...no."
H: The gaping holes disappear.
Vaati: Ah.
Vaati: What had those been?
H: "I don't know." J HEICH has no idea what blushing is.
Vaati: realizes at that exact moment that Gaster had probably seen his Minish form. He tenses up, and his face turns a dark blue.
Vaati: ....Oh.
Vaati: .........
Vaati: [sub]|Shit|[/sub]
H: H goes back to micrometer form. NOW NOBODY CAN SEE HIM
Gaster: Are you okay there?
Vaati: .....
Vaati: T-tell none of that form.
H: "[sub]Right.[/sub]"
Vaati: looks away from Gaster, trying to hide his face under his cloak.
Gaster: just nods.
H: "i know the feel bro"
Vaati: |I'm an idiot, aren't i...|
H: H is a living meme bacterium.
H: What the fuck.
Vaati: W-what?
H: "nevermind"
DamnDude: (( OK, that's enough rewatching Dragon Ball Z Abridged for today ))
H: H then morphs into the shape of a Vans shoe. gjsaghfjkghdfghfdjkhdfhdkdhjfj meme
Vaati: ((by the way just bc im trash, heres the phonetics of what vaati just said: "Akused akab aw okub....."
Vaati: peeks out from his cloak.
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Max: ((ayy
Vaati: ..........What.... is that a shoe.
Vaati: Why.
H: JK he's in the form of a Joltik
Gaster: ((hey tri
H: (( hi tri
Vaati: nvm
Vaati: ((hi
: Max [Max] is now TriDuoSolo [TriDuoSolo].
DamnDude: (( Tri Hype ))
TriDuoSolo: ((hi, is pmd going on?
H: (( no
DamnDude: (( No ))
Vaati: ((not rn
TriDuoSolo: ((dam
: ((no))
Gaster: ((I don't think so - Laharl just went on a roadtrip so
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
TriDuoSolo: ((alrighty, ty
Fellby: ((also i feel like playing Fellby for some reason so he's coming in
Vaati: very slowly pulls his cloak from his face. He's still blushing a deep blue.
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai tri))
H: H morphs into the shape of fire.
Fellby: walks in, humming a jazzy tune to himself. There's a spring in his step.
DamnDude: (( I was about to say I was gonna give Erron another half hour to get here and if he's not here I'm doing tutorial time for my thing ))
Vaati: And now that's half of his mutation explained
DamnDude: (( Unless Parp decides to fuck me in the ass ))
Vaati: jolts back.
H: "oh"
Fellby: ((There's another reason for Fellbz to be here
TriDuoSolo: ((hi eevee
: TriDuoSolo's connection timed out.
Vaati: ...
DamnDude: (( So once it's high noon somewhere according to official time zones, tutorial time it is. ))
Vaati: looks to Fellby. "...H-hello."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i found freakin doopliss in a go animate thing, i'm mad))
Fellby: waves. "Hey there."
Barchar: (eevee's fucking pissed)
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Vaati: has a deep blue blush on his face, still.
TriDuoSolo: ((chrome crashed whoops
Barchar: (so does the reason he's here make it so that muffet shouldn't be-TRI)
Fellby: Now, what's put the color in your cheeks, huh?
TriDuoSolo: ((ayy
Vaati: Blood.
Vaati: answered very quickly.
Fellby: ((No, i meant in a meta way - there's a reason for him to be present so he can show up to the tooter rolls
Barchar: (the what?)
Fellby: ((tutorals
TriDuoSolo: ((tooter rolls?
Muffet: also hey it's a lady
TriDuoSolo: ((ohhh
Barchar: (ohhh)
Barchar: (well in that case muffet does rather need to be here)
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: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [Muffet].
: ((heya
MettatonSEX: -And the two robots with hot legs show up.-
TriDuoSolo: ((ayy
Fellby: -my my, it's getting crowded in here-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is still swimming, and the pool is still visible- Hey guys! Over here![/color][/font]
Vaati: What caused the blood flow is none of your concern!
H: H instantly morphs back into a Joltik. "Greetings."
MettatonSEX: ...Er, hello.
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].
TriDuoSolo: ((i'mma wander files for a bit, not only are [s]korean[/s] russian websites showing up but an unclosable setup wizard for some random thing appeared while i was browsing
Hellaton: ....H-hhhi?
Vaati: ((k
Barchar: is also still in the pool
Frisk: * She walks into the bar, mostly for the motherfucking tutorials.
FLion: Hey!
Frisk: * Well, she doesn't know that.
Barchar: is havin' a good time, havin' a good time
Frisk: "Hi."
Frisk: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Come in here! The water's fine![/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: Who's this red Joltik?
Fellby: Wow, it got crowded in here fast!
Fellby: ...
DamnDude: is teaching anyone how to mother fuck.
Vaati: .......
DamnDude: yet
Fellby: stares at Sunny.
DamnDude: isn't*
H: "H."
Fellby: ((dd, teach me the ways of the mother fuck
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...O-oh, s-sorry.[/color][/font]
TriDuoSolo: ((an adblock is corrupted and it might ironically be the thing showing me russian ads
TriDuoSolo: ((wowie
MettatonSEX: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Mettaton, and this is Hellaton.
Frisk: "Well, there's a very small bug thing and a pool. This day has gotten a lot more confusing really fast."
: ((please teach me
Hellaton: ...H-hhhi.
H: "Hi." He looks over to Sunny, "Hi."
DamnDude: (( no ))
Frisk: "I'm Frisk, nice to meet you H."
Frisk: ((teach me))
Muffet: "Well, if I'd known this would happen, I'd have brought my swimsuit."
MettatonSEX: Now, Vaati, are you okay? Your face is blue.
Vaati: N-not your concern!
Gaster: -He stands up and goes to his Husband's side. "Hi, baby."
H: H crawls over to the pool.
MettatonSEX: Alright, just... if something's wrong you can say it.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -It's one of those huge, awesome, hotel pools with a slide, among other things.-[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((it's the final battle of PMD))
MettatonSEX: -He smooches Gaster.- Hi darling.
Frisk: ((darkrai: this is my final form))
H: "Is this a pool?"
TriDuoSolo: ((WHAT?
Frisk: ((darkrai sprouts legs))
TriDuoSolo: ((oh it was a joke
Hellaton: Hhhi.
Frisk: (("ohh yesss"
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H: "Honestly I haven't seen a pool before."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]
TriDuoSolo: ((fun fact darkrai has legs
Frisk: ((he does))
MettatonSEX: ((then i rp darkrai with hot hot legs
TriDuoSolo: ((yeah but they're long and thin
CryingEevee OOC: ((those legs are really weird and creepy and eww get them away from me))
MettatonSEX: ((still hot
Gaster: -He chucles, blushing a little.-
TriDuoSolo: ((and there's no feet, just stubs
Frisk: ((AU where Darkrai has hot legs))
MettatonSEX: ((its already canon
TriDuoSolo: ((so his legs are just very long cones
??: ((color test))
Frisk: ((not really))
H: Okay. H morphs into the shape of a Darkrai. An all-red Darkrai.
Frisk: ((you don't know the hotness of their legs))
MettatonSEX: ((i tgink theyre hot
TriDuoSolo: ((not denying the fact that they're hot
Frisk: ".. Well then."
TriDuoSolo: ((just simplistic
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm denying that they are hot))
TriDuoSolo: ((like a diamond cube. it's pretty af but it's just a cube
Vaati: -He curls up in his cloak.-
H: H goes back into the bar.
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Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((look at how hot these legs are))
Frisk: (( http://orig13.deviantart.net/8684/f/2008/269/b/c/darkrai__s_got_legs_spoiler_by_machugabyjessica.jpg
TriDuoSolo: ((uhhh...yeah
CryingEevee OOC: ((i refuse. they're long and thin and creepy))
Hellaton: goes to Vaati and pats his shoulder.
CryingEevee OOC: ((and don't fit his body))
Hellaton: ((theyre nice
CryingEevee OOC: ((darkrai doesn't need legs))
TriDuoSolo: ((he's made of darkness tho
Fellby: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/ec1b4f2065d987713592f4d8ba1a02da/tumblr_nx26idu4y21unfkkko1_500.png how about these ones
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
Hellaton: ((yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
H: (( H is like
TriDuoSolo: ((that's nice but he can't wear boots, he's not quite physical
Frisk: ((yes))
H: (( H morphs into a Gardevoir
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
Frisk: ((H morphs into Ela))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Muffet- There's an anydoor right here, though...[/color][/font]
H: (( "This was a mistake." ))
Vaati: .....A-are you Hellaton? I cannot see your face right now.
TriDuoSolo: ((wait they're different legs nvm then
FLion: is lying on a lounging chair
Hellaton: Yyyes.
Muffet: shrugs. "Yes, but I'm feeling lazy. I've been walking all day."
Vaati: -He crawls into Hellaton's lap and hugs him tight.-
Hellaton: holds the small, embarassed mage close.
: Bio's connection timed out.
FLion: Its nice to take a break like this during all this adventuring
H: i think
Hellaton: Yyyou can sasay what's wrong, but you ddddon't havave to.
TriDuoSolo: ((so before i introduce a new character
TriDuoSolo: ((what is flion and H
Vaati: I don't want to speak of it.
Hellaton: Ththat's fine.
Frisk: ((flion is indiana jones))
Fellby: smiles down at Muffet. "I'll go get your swimsuit for you."
Frisk: ((H is the smallest character))
H: (( yes
TriDuoSolo: ((alrighty
H: (( but he can change shape
Muffet: "You're a wonderful man, cheri." she said, stretching.
TriDuoSolo: ((so H is small morphy dude and flion is indiana jones
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized, i almost exclusively rp OCs EXCEPT in CaU, in CaU i basically never rp as OCs))
TriDuoSolo: ((varik was oc
CryingEevee OOC: ((varik was not))
TriDuoSolo: ((oh yeah nvm
Frisk: ((MV https://67.media.tumblr.com/5645f9779bfeba2d49b135addc61ef86/tumblr_o1wrp6BpS31qj3737o1_r1_1280.png ))
H: H walks into the bar, as a Joltik. He had walked out earlier for some reason.
Frisk: ((Those are hot legs))
CryingEevee OOC: ((stahp))
TriDuoSolo: ((WOOOOO
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't need darkrai with legs, thank you very much))
Hellaton: ((h can change size via morphing and the only characters who can see him without him morphing are smolster and minish vaati
H: (( well
H: (( H literally makes copies of himself
Hellaton: ((and thats barely
H: (( wait i think that's technically morphing nvm
TriDuoSolo: ((making copies is cloning, not morphing
Hellaton: ((also those are HOT DARK LEGYS
Hellaton: ((cloning and controlling
H: (( I didn't finish
TriDuoSolo: ((oh k
Frisk: ((THEY ARE HOT))
Fellby: smiles. "I know, baby." He leaves to go fetch Muffet a swimsuit.
H: (( what I sort of had in mind was H would make copies of himself and sort of merge them into one big shape
Frisk: ((Darkrai has legs because they look cool))
Vaati: T-thank you for allowing me to do this.
TriDuoSolo: ((that's basically morphing then
Hellaton: Oooof course.
H: (( That's what I was trying to state
TriDuoSolo: ((indeed
Hellaton: feels something cold trickle down his glass. ".....Aaare you crcrying?"
Vaati: |Yes|, I am.
Hellaton: .....
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've been ᶜʰᵉʷing this gum for a good hour or so now, maybe even two))
Hellaton: Whatever hhhhappened, it's okayay.
Frisk: (([s]Hellaton: Aaare you eaeating mmy glglass?[/s]))
Fellby: comes back, with something tucked in his pocket.
Vaati: ........I'm sorry for being this way, I just.... my emotions have not acted in such a manner in literal centuries, my body knows not how to react.
H: (( If H comes in contact with water
H: (( He would dissolve
TriDuoSolo: ((rip
Muffet: waves. "My, what brings you here, stranger?"
H: (( But H doesn't even know that himself
TriDuoSolo: ((he enters fog and dies, rip
Hellaton: ((it's a solution if he was an infestation
Frisk: ((So H can die easily))
Fellby: holds out the swimsuit. "Delivery for you, miss."
H: (( yes
H: (( He doesn't die
H: (( i mean
H: (( yes
H: (( he does
Hellaton: ((a /solution/
H: (( or does he
Frisk: ((he multiplies))
H: (( yes
TriDuoSolo: ((but
H: (( H has no use in combat
TriDuoSolo: ((it'd be multiplying if you were split, not dissolved
H: (([i]oh[/i]))
Frisk: ((H forms into Chuck Norris))
Muffet: "Oh, how lovely." She took it, smiling. "I appreciate it, cheri. Now if you'll excuse me, I have water to swim in." She walked in trough the anydoor, heading to the (presumably existant) changing rooms
H: (( he just splits in half immediately if he jumps into a pool ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((H transforms into a sword and swings himself))
Frisk: ((H jumps into the water))
Frisk: ((His atoms split))
H: (( H splits into two Joltiks ))
Frisk: ((The pool and the thirty three miles around it explode))
H: (( H comes into contact with water and splits into two smaller copies of himself
Hellaton: ((holy shit
Frisk: ((He splits so much it makes a nuclear reaction))
H: (( how does that even
TriDuoSolo: ((nuclear fission
Frisk: ((He eventually splits into atoms))
Frisk: ((The atoms split))
Frisk: ((RIP Sunny))
H: (( photons
TriDuoSolo: ((what about em
Frisk: ((true))
H: (( nvm
Myko: ((Rip Sunny; they were such a delight))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
H: (( H probably can't split down that much
Fellby: ((NANCE OMG
H: (( [i]ba dum tss[/i]
TriDuoSolo: ((pls
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, if H's clones can dissappear harmlessly than there's no nuclear fission, right?))
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H: (( yeah?
H: (( shit
TriDuoSolo: ((disappear /=/ nuclear fission tho?
H: (( i had sketched out a whole map of H's morphing conditions
CryingEevee OOC: ((still, how are they dissappearing?))