: ((

: ((lolno

: ((>Relic gets one shotted on the furst turn because she's psychic type))

: ((Darkrai has insane speed))

: ((See, Meloetta-Pirouette is actually faster than Darkrai.))

: ((But Relic needs a turn to get into Pirouette form))

: ((Yeah.))

Barchar: (So unless darkrai is an idiot and goes after someone else)

Barchar: (she's kinda fucked)

: ((I mean, Meloetta's have INSANE bulk in Aria form))

: ((She could probably take like, one dark pulse))

: ((Darkrai is not an idiot))

: ((He also has multiple stages in the fight))

: ((So yeah))

: (( https://i.imgur.com/7YT8SvZ.gifv This is a motherfucking slaughter ))

Barchar: (ooh fun)

Barchar: (also i just now realized it was actually both of you here)

Barchar: (I thought it's been just Frisky this whole time and i was so confused)

: ((Nah))

: ((There.))

: ((Ay))

Barchar: (better thankz)

: ((Basically, I'll find a way to make Darkrai pretty fucking hard))

Barchar: (yeah)

: ((You'll note one thing))

: ((If you run into a Meloetta competitively))

: ((You can be damned-sure it's not running Pirouette, because in a fast-paced tier like OU))

: ((Pirouette does NOT have that one turn to set up))

: ((Right.))

: ((Like, in the E4, I gave Victoria a Meloetta already in Pirouette form))

: ((It's such a good concept))

: ((But ruined so badly))

: ((mhm))

: ((Because they made Relic Song a SPECIAL attack))

: ((Atleast make it like, Relic Blast, and have it changed physical/special depending on your form))

Barchar: (*shrug*)

: ((oh i just had a great idea))

: ((for the main quest))

Barchar: (do tell)

Barchar: (_or don't if it's spoilers)

: ((no, it would spoil how hilarious it is))

: ((Is Sage gonna mega evolve at some point))

: (9So))

: ((no))

: ((like))

: ((it's something way funnier))

: ((anyways))

Barchar: (I dunno, though Sage mega evolving could be amusing)

Barchar: (but idk if mega evolution is a thing in pmd)

Barchar: (")

: ((Correct))

: ((Primal Absol confirmed))

Barchar: ("YES, MY MASSIVE POWER GROWS EXPONENTIALLY" "Sage, you look like a girl, mein Freund." "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, RELIC!")

: ((Sage: IT'S JUST A PHASE OF POWER!!!!))

: ((anyways you'll have a lot of serious boss fights but a couple will be jokes))

Barchar: ("'Sides, I don't see YOU growing wings!")

Barchar: (THAT'S HOW SHE DOES ACROBATICDS, SAGE MEGA EVOLVES! WE FIGURED IT OUT!)

: ((she doesn't have acrobatics))

Barchar: (oh, she doesn't anymore? I thought she did)

: ((she has sucker punch and hex))

: ((So I have))

Barchar: (oh I'm talking about Relic not Sage)

Barchar: (who is not a Sage)

: ((Rel-))

Barchar: (female*)

: ((Oh))

Barchar: (wait)

: ((oh))

Barchar: (...let me try this again)

: ((Relic has Heal Pulse/Low Sweep/Relic Song/Acrobatics))

Barchar: (I'm talking about Relic doing doing acrobatics, because we've joked that She was like permanently glued onto Sage's back midna-style, even while fighting. Not Sage, who is not even a female.)

: ((Tbh if you were short, and there was the equivalent of a very big wolf next to you))

: ((Tell me honestly you would want to get off the fucking death wolf))

Barchar: (I mean yeah)

Barchar: (Sage may not be able to do what he says and is kind of a dork, but he can but he's not exactly weak)

Barchar: (...ignore the 'but he can')

Barchar: (I'm havin' a weird morning)

: ((I mean, being a dork doesn't exactly stop the process of))

: (("Attack the enemy'))

: (('Attack the enemy with the large pointy scythe thing on your forehead'))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((all around the country. coast to coast.))

Barchar: ('Attack the enemy and hope that somehow you manage to actually summon that dman earthquake this time')

: ((relic would have to get off if they want to attack another pokemon unless sage runs up to the different pokemon for relic to attack))

CryingEevee OOC: ((people always ask "what do you like most?".))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't wanna brag, i don't wanna boast.))

Barchar: (sure)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i always tell them i like toast))

CryingEevee OOC: ((YEAH TOAST))

Barchar: (I always tell them, 'i like toast!')

CryingEevee OOC: ((in otherwords, i have toast))

: ((What if Relic constantly berates Sage for randomly fucking causing or predicting natural disasters))

: ((Like, Sage spills a bowl of milk)))

Barchar: ("Fucking Sage, scheibe")

: ("Oh boy, I vonder if the hurricane vill be here soon"))

: ((Sage trips))

: ('Have you broken my mothers back already?'))

Barchar: (Sage misses with a pebble toss)

Barchar: ("I hope zhat village didn't need it's houses.")

: ((meloetta's parents turn out to be a meloetta and a ditto))

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: ((Meloetta can't be bred with ditto))

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: ((Fucking casual))

: ((i know))

CryingEevee OOC: ((meloetta can't be bred.))

: ((it makes no sense))

: ((who are their fucking parents))

Barchar: (Meloetta is a special snowflake)

CryingEevee OOC: ((arceus? maybe?))

: ((unless they are the LEGIT melo of the timeline their father is probably either mew or arceus))

: (I mean, I can go find that Pokemon Tree of Life))

: (And we can use that))

: (( http://prntscr.com/bj7lo6 Here we go ))

: ((Direct creation of Giratina, branching straight down))

: ((With Dialga, Palkia, and Arceus being the equivalents of uncles and grandfathers?))

: ((Great, Relic is the daughter of Satan))

: ((wait))

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, that would also mean reilic and hoopa are related))

: ((i just realized))

: ((yeah))

: ((that))

: ((Yep, embodiment of Culture, sister to the other Embodiments, and apparently a sort of Aunt to the origin mons))

: ((Interesting.))

: (According to this tree))

: ((Hoopa would be less of a brother, and more of a slightly distant cousin))

: ((Her closest 'relatives' would be Giratina, Jirachi, Victini, and Lugia/Ho-Oh))

Barchar: (And then Sage is a branch to the right. Absol: Pack mule)

: ((Hoopa is literally mischief))

: ((Espurrs are actually direct descendants of Absols from here))

: ((And is closely related to Celebi and Shaymin))

: ((Hoopa's relative is a timelord))

: ((He also should be related to Giratina as well)(

: ((All the legendaries on Dialga's and Giratina's right side would be the equivalents of big brothers and sisters))

: ((With the ones closest to Dialga being cousins))

: ((Hoopa is the agender son of Satan))

CryingEevee OOC: (( http://i.imgur.com/0TV5GRM.jpg i found a more complete chart... as if it matters

: (( This chart seems to go into more detail on the 'random' ones))

: ((Like Deoxys))

Barchar: (I'm interested the idea of groudon and heatran/kyogre and manaphy being related)

Barchar: (it kinda makes sense)

: ((Groudon is the embodiment of Land, and Heatran is pretty much the embodiment of mountains and volcanos))

: ((Kyogre is the emobidiment of the Sea, while Manaphy is the embodiment of freshwater and beaches))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i named a cleric claire))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think that's a pun, but i'm pretty sure it's some form of wordplay))

Barchar: (Claire Ericson)

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, that's good))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so...))

Barchar: (and we listen to the sound)

Barchar: (of silence)

: ((hoopa sees relic))

: (("Hi, cousin! What the fuck are you doing here?"))

CryingEevee OOC: (("Hey cousin! let's go bowling!"))

Barchar: ("RELIC IT'S UR COUSIN")

Barchar: ("LET'S GO GET A BURGER")

: ((I don't know if Sage would know Hoopa was Relic's cousin or not))

: ((Sage: who the fuck is this))

Barchar: (Doesn't seem like something that would come up)

: ((Relic: Ze fucking mazster of bullshit.))

Barchar: ("Look, Sage, zhere are many zhings you don't know about me.")

Barchar: ("One of zhem is zhat I have a fucking docuhebag cousin zhat ve now have zhe displeasure of meeting again. Hello, Hoopa.")

Barchar: (Sage: "The fuck kind of a name is Hoopa")

Barchar: (Relic: "Zhe kind you don't bozher changing.")

: ((On the flipside, they spend six minutes doing an overly long secret handshake before Relic ends it by slapping Hoopa across the face))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, at the recommendation of my friend, i'm playing Disgaea hour of darkness))

: ((AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))

: ((Tell me how uyou like it when i'm done playing TF2))

: ((Don't use the prinnies, they're the shittiest class in the game))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i could tell they would be, but i made one with one mana 'cause a prinny killed a thing,))

Barchar: (Does that friend currently have a german accent filter on one of their characters)

: ((Laharl will never hate you now CE))

Barchar: (And also prinnies are hilarious seeming so you know)

CryingEevee OOC: ((no, laharl was not the one to reccomend it to me believe it or not))

: ((ik

: ((it was a friend

: ((laharl can't hurt one of his own))

: ((Sterling: Who the fuck is the one with the green hair?))

: ((Hoopa: Oh, that's my cousin! We barely see each other, but she's definitely a friendly relative.))

: ((Sterling: ... you don't look related at all))

: ((Hoopa: Oh, I know! Our father is Satan, by the way!))

: ((Sterling: ....))

: ((Sage: what the fuck))

: ((Relic: Let me handle zis.))

Barchar: (Nico: "So is the one she's riding her father?")

Barchar: (Sage: "DO NOT TAUNT ME, SMALL ESPURR!")

: ((I would make a joke about that but that would annoy you))

Barchar: (actually no that would have been a reasonable time)

: ((ah))

Barchar: (It's making EVERYTHING into a sex joke)

Barchar: (not just occasionally making them. That's reasonable.)

: ((Relic: yes, i'm totally riding my daddy))

: ((Hoopa: -fingerguns-))

Barchar: (there ya go)

: ((Relic: -slaps Hoopa-))

: ((Hoopa: FUCK, THAT HURTS EVERY TIME))

Barchar: (Imagine somebody who didn't know much about pokemon seeing an Absol for the first time. Not hard to imagine they'd not have a great opinion at first.)

Barchar: (Sage: "Do it again!")

: ((Relic: I do not intend on ahbusing mein cousin.))

: ((during the final boss fight))

: ((Relic: MEIN FUHRER!))

: ((Relic: I CAN WALK!))

: ((The whole world launches nuclear silos))

: ((The whole world explodes))

: ((Darkrai cracks their knuckles))

: ((Darkrai: Lezzgo, bitches))

: ((if you got that reference))

: ((gj))

Barchar: (I didn't so)

: ((Relic: Hoopa , werde ich verdammt Ihr nicht existierend Arschloch entrücken und eine Bowling-Kugel in den Hals du kleine Schlampe zu schieben.

Barchar: (Sage: "What was that?")

Barchar: (Relic: "Coherent language. I'm not surprised you couldn't understand.")

: ((Copy and paste that into your search bar))

: ((Translate it))

Barchar: ('I will not condemn your existing rapture asshole and push a bowling ball in the neck you little bitch')

Barchar: (I assume that is not entirely accurate)

: ((It was supposed to be, "Hoopa, I will rapture your non-existant asshole and I will shove a bowling-ball down your throat you little bitch."))

Barchar: (ah)

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Barchar: (I still prefer "Was zum Teufel hast du nur verdammt über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe ?")

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Barchar: (" Ich werde Sie wissen, ich graduierte Spitze meiner Klasse in den Poke Dichtungen")

Barchar: (you can probably guess what those two are)

: ((hah

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Barchar: (I think Laharl went in a disgaea-induced coma)

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: ((hi bread

: ((also Laharl is playing TF2

Barchar: (I know but that's not funny)

: ((a tf2-induced coma

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: ((hi bloo))

Barchar: (hi bloo)

: (( hi

Barchar: (one step closer to being able to try again. Soon our master plan shall be finished.)

: ((are you feeling somewhat better than yesterday night))

: (( yes

: ((ok good))

Barchar: (Also we've decided that how Relic and Sage will be introduced is that they're gonna fight y'all and probably kick your ass because they're actually really well equipped for fighting the humans and hoopa)

: ((oh yeah bloo we had to pause it because of parp))

: (( oh. ))

: (( k

: ((so you didn't miss too much))

: ((you only missed sterling fighting a trevenant and robbing duskull bank))

Barchar: (they struggled a lot to kill the treevanent because of parp's bullshit)

Barchar: (they mnaged to re-kill it)

Barchar: (aaand that was it)

: (( don't

: ((what))

: (( if parp fucks us over

: (( http://rp.terminallycapricio.us/chat/dloqwy

: ((yes))

: ((that's perfect

Barchar: (dloqw)

Barchar: (ten)

: ((Back))

Barchar: (hi again)

: ((join terminal

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: ((heya

Barchar: (hio bio)

Barchar: (we're in a terminally capricious room in case parp fucks again)

: ((okay

DamnDude: (( https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVEOgyAMANC7cAAqQ6D1NgQJmikltGYfy-6-977mmZfZzKE6ZAPYTyk8dyvKM7dqG3O7ah6n2MI3ZNVcjrt2FXC4-pCI_OJTiA5DBEcrUnA-JlwCvsh5ePq786fb0Zv5_QEK3iL3.TIrHZr5n3CQAc5Cjh8h1zoKvPBc.png?width=400&height=152 ))

: ((laharl enable the fucking background first))

: ((on terminally kappa))

: ((give it a fucking chance

: ((no, the other users need to enable it

Barchar: (no, it's per-person)

: ((laharl needs to enable it for himself so he sees the background))

: ((the regular background is ugly))

Barchar: (yeah)

Barchar: (the one we've got is better at the very least)

: ((yep

Barchar: (secondarily it's reasonable enough to not bother until we need it)

Barchar: (Oh, and hey, again, we just need MV and erron. That's cool.)

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: ((cool

: ((MV probably won't be here till like, 7 again))

Barchar: (prolly)

Barchar: (but we'll see)

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: ((mv won't be here until around six))

: ((We could start, we've got a good number of people))

: ((If we wait too long, Parp will start dying at like, 6-8))

Barchar: (nah, maybe without erron, but not without mv)

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: ((yeah i don't want to skip mv))

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: ((I just got the news))

: ((That))

Barchar: (what news)

: ((I'm going to my sisters for a week.))

Barchar: (oh boi)

: ((Out of the fucking blue))

Barchar: (my favrit)

: ((ohhh boy

: ((Then you somehow don't.))

Barchar: (yeah hope that somehow you manage to not)

Barchar: (or hope that she'll leave you alone from about 6-10 PM or whatever it is for yoju)

: (( Do what I did

: ((I hate it when people do things out of the blue too, i know that feel

: (( While everyone in my house was packing to go to Oregon

: (( I just sat on my ass and did nothing and that's why I'm here right now

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: (( aLREADY GOT A bag packed))

Barchar: (get out of it by not giving a shit)

Barchar: (genius)

: ((I always have one ready))

: ((And I love my sister too much to not give a shit))

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: ((GUYS

: ((I'm going somewhere with a friend,

: ((og

: ((oh*

: ((in a car on the highway,

: ((I'll be gone in a few hours.))

: ((Meaning I won't be here for PMD.))

: ((and I look out the window and see [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYmVDTzR3cWtZeGc]this[/url].

Barchar: (well)

Barchar: (shit)

: ((That ACTUALLY happened.

: ((shit

: ((if only the stars aligned

: ((Only in Florida.

DamnDude: (( Laharl leaving just reminded me of something, I'm going to be out of town Thursday -> Saturday, I'll still be on an night but I'm gonna be on mobile ))

DamnDude: (( Well not leaving, more so saying he's gonna be going to his sister's house ))

: ((Yep.))

: ((Also, now))

: ((I get to miss out on the chance to use Relic))

: ((We could make this work somehow.

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: ((laharl

: ((you're going for a few hours, right

: ((so you'll be back later today))

: ((...No?))

: ((I jsut said i'm going for a week))

: ((I'll be leaving in a few hours))

: ((ohhhh

: ((got it

: ((i misunderstood a little bit))

: bye seeya in a week unelss the stars align))

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: ((well [i]fuck[/i]

: ((let's just hope the stars align

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, can't do much more than hope))

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: ((*Hopes and Dreams faintly playing*))

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DamnDude: (( OK ))

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CryingEevee OOC: (( https://soundcloud.com/datmanovader/the-cha-cha-circulation ))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -The anydoor is open. On the other side, Sunny is swimming in a large swimming pool.-[/color][/font]

: (( https://m.soundcloud.com/redngreenmusic/dinosaur-land ))

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DamnDude: (( well ))

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: ((rip

DamnDude: (( So, I was looking at some things from Mighty No. 9 ))

DamnDude: (( Apparently a lot of backers wanted out of having their names in the credits ))

DamnDude: (( So there's a ton of "A Generous Backer" in the credits ))

: ((wowie))

DamnDude: (( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClgBivYWgAAhMEd.jpg ))

DamnDude: (( I blame 3254 /s ))

DamnDude: (( The reason people know that is because in one of the demos the credits were intact with everyone's names ))

: ((mhm))

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: ((psshh, who needs prom night i've got myself))

DamnDude: (( Exactly ))

DamnDude: (( Go on Facebook to check if I got any notifications, the first thing I see is "The condoms of the future" ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))

MettatonSEX: ((yo

MettatonSEX: ((drawception is one hell of a site

MettatonSEX: ((its pretty much telephone but with art

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i haven't been on drawception in like, a year))

MettatonSEX: ((one thread i was in went from frisk, to frisk hugging a cat, to frisk strangling a cat

DamnDude: (( Yeah, I love just making random ass prompts for starting games because I can't draw for shit. ))

MettatonSEX: ((im memettaton on there and im trash

: ((hi

MettatonSEX: ((hi

: ((

: ((wow rip

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

❤ Frisk: ((this cat is from hell i must kill it))

MettatonSEX: (( https://drawception.com/game/kaz6f28zgS/undertale-no-derails-please/

: ((it's beautiful))

MettatonSEX: ((if you look at my art its kinda not the best bc i only have ten minutes to think of an idea and draw it

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MettatonSEX: ((also bc i draw with my finger on a tablet

: ((heya

MettatonSEX: ((yo

DamnDude: (( At least it's not drawing using a laptop's little replacement for a mouse. ))

: ((yeah))

MettatonSEX: (( https://drawception.com/game/tQeWLKxSqC/sailor-moon/ this thread has my personal best drawing imo

MettatonSEX: ((ok second best but my best is in an uncompleted thread

: ((sailor moon and the flying spaghetti monster))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -jumps into the pool, paddling around-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ((yep

DamnDude: (( Some how I started with a 1960s batman joke, and I ended with dad jokes ))

MettatonSEX: ((lol

DamnDude: (( https://drawception.com/pub/games/2016/6-20/acLbmrtLAF.png ))

MettatonSEX: (( https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/3bJZ6336/couple-both-get-uncomfortably-turn-on-by-legs/ this is my fave drawing i spent more time on mettatons legs than anything else

MettatonSEX: ((i drew me and my gf but i drew myself as lazily as possible and spent sux minutes perfecting the legs

MettatonSEX: ((*six

: ((the legs are beautiful

MettatonSEX: ((ty

: ((i agree

: ((yw

DamnDude: (( Better than what I could do ))

: ((who's you and who's your girlfriend though))

MettatonSEX: ((i mean

: ((i can't tell))

MettatonSEX: ((im the emo

: ((ah))

MettatonSEX: ((i dont wear glasses

: ((gotcha))

MettatonSEX: ((i put two minutes of effort into my gf

MettatonSEX: (( /r/noco text

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -there's a note in the bar with a timeline code.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ((*nocontext

: ((well))

: ((sure))

DamnDude: (( Now, imagine, what would it look like if instead of Randy Savage snapping into a slim him... ))

DamnDude: (( It was somebody else's neck? ))

DamnDude: (( Jim* ))

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DamnDude: (( OK, nobody wants to imagine that apparently ))

MettatonSEX: ((it turns into dugtrio

DamnDude: (( You're surprisingly not far off ))

MettatonSEX: ((i know

MettatonSEX: ((i read the thread

MettatonSEX: ((i found your page and followed you

: ((mv is a confirmed stalker))

: ((lolno))

MettatonSEX: ((lolno

CryingEevee OOC: ((lolyes))

MettatonSEX: (( well then https://drawception.com/game/pZmBzyqTY7/666xx-is-upon-us-the-jigglypuff-have-invaded/

DamnDude: (( Also I'm beginning to realize some of my old ones break R2 MV, so just be careful ))

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MettatonSEX: ((its ok

MettatonSEX: ((i mean, someone replied to one of mine with r2, which was unfortunate

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: ((i just learned to never try doing drawception on your phone))

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MettatonSEX: ((yeah its not the best on tablets either

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Barchar: (hi)

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

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: ((I'm not good at drawing with a mouse so I'm shit at that too))

Barchar: (yeah i am not good at drawception)

Barchar: (but hey, shitty art is fun in this game)

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MettatonSEX: ((oh boy blitz mode is a fuckin trip

MettatonSEX: ((on another note: https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/XTSZ6336/here-comes-napstablook-oh-shit-waddup/

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Barchar: (blitz mode sucks)

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

MettatonSEX: ((hi

FLion: (oi

MettatonSEX: ((i drew a crapcream cone in blitz mode once. another time i drew a terrible lightning cat.

DamnDude: (( There's two t-rexes making out, and then there's a third just saying 'what the hell?' because they fought they were making a movie called out ))

MettatonSEX: ((lol

MettatonSEX: nice

DamnDude: (( https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/9TSZ6336/ ))

MettatonSEX: ((that was ooc

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].

DamnDude: (( Now, can you get that from that shitty drawing ))

MageVaati: (a little)

Barchar: (at lest the first part)

MageVaati: (my description would be "two dinosaurs making out while a third is confused")

Barchar: (for the record MV)

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Barchar: (be prepared for some bullshit from me. I cannot draw even decent.)

: ((heya

MageVaati: its fine

MageVaati: ((shit

MageVaati: (its fine)

: ((mv is ic mettaton confirmed))

: ((I used to go on drawception

MageVaati: (i mean what with my beautiful legs its easy to think that)

CryingEevee OOC: ((until today, the last time i went on drawception was february 2015, and i'll probably forget about it again))

: ((I drew [spoiler]Spongebob in the shape of a penis.[/spoiler]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

: ((i'll see if i can find it

MageVaati: (oh btw guys i have nsfw enabled so be prepared to see a penis gun)

Barchar: (Yeah I hadn't played this game in like a year)

Barchar: (*thumbs up*)

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: ((heya

Myko: ((Heyo

Barchar: (Hi....uh...)

FLion: (sup

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Myko: ((It's Nance

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Barchar: (Okay I'm pretty sure you're yazan but)

: ((Hi.))

Barchar: (ah okay hi nance)

Barchar: (hi frisky)

MageVaati: (hi)

: ((I said hi to Nance.))

: ((not any of you))

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: ((shhh))

Myko: ((Hello Frisky :p

MageVaati: (im talking to nance)

: ((ik))

: ((specifically flame))

: ((

Barchar: (..look i'm off today)

FLion: (im talking to the wall

MageVaati: (( https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/XTSZ6336/here-comes-napstablook-oh-shit-waddup/ help im meme trash))

: ((ok))

Barchar: ([url=https://drawception.com/panel/drawing/U3YZ6336/role-swap-rick-and-morty/] hey look somethng i made that isn't awful[/url])

Barchar: (I mean it's not GOOD but with what I usually make that's alright)

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MageVaati: ((its pretty good)

FLion: finds tge timeline code

: MageVaati [MageVaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Barchar: (I'm just bothering to draw arms and I'm still not cool with legs)

Barchar: (or necks)

Barchar: (but hey)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -It leads to a massive indoor pool.-[/color][/font]

Barchar: (I...can do arms! Kinda!)

Hellaton: ((legy

Hellaton: ((nice

Barchar: (I didn't say 'legy' mv)

Hellaton: ((i know

FLion: huh

Barchar: (you just said that in the way that most would when we're making fun of a typo)

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Hellaton: ((i just like saying legy

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Hellaton: enters the bar, and assuming the pool takes up the whole bar, immediately falls in.

Hellaton: Whhhat ththe hell is ththis

FLion: was hopin for a secert tomb

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -it's through the anydoor[/color][/font]

Hellaton: ok? i dont get what youre saying is tge bar a pool now

DamnDude: (( No the anydoor was open leading to a pool, the bar isn't a pool itself ))

Hellaton: oh ok nvm

Hellaton: retcon that

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Sunny is there, swimming around-[/color][/font]

FLion: oh hey there

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -or should I say...-[/color][/font]

Barchar: (I try to look for the pre-evo of sunflora)

Barchar: (I see 'sunflora pregnant')

Barchar: (internet why)

Hellaton: ((sunflora no

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -[i]doggy-paddling[/i]-[/color][/font]

: ((btw it's sunkern

Hellaton: didnt enter the bar then nvm

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hi! Come in, the water's great![/color][/font]

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -has an orange inner tube, with yellow stars on it-[/color][/font]

Barchar: (I know now i looked it up)

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FLion: sure

FLion: jumps in

FLion: (brb

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DamnDude: (( The great silence ))

Hellaton: ((im gonna go until later, see you guys)

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: ((bye

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CryingEevee OOC: ((AND HIS NAME IS))

CryingEevee OOC: ((JOHN-))

CryingEevee OOC: ((tron))

Barchar: (ech ech ech eeeech)

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: (([font=Zapfino]ECH[/font]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((in my super smash bros, jontron is count ECHula))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or, he was at least))

: ((*bootleg simba*))

: ((if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

: ((just a warning to anyone reading the logs the disney bootleg episode contains rule 2

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, yeah, it does))

: ((but it also contains flying nazi bootleg simba

CryingEevee OOC: ((and the legendary boot leg, which is disturbing))

: ((the boot leg remonds me of Genie, the sentient pistol from Middens

CryingEevee OOC: ((i would've really liked it if he brought bootleg michael jackson back for that video))

: (( Also, [url=http://m.imgur.com/p8KHOP4?r]Genie[/url] for comparison ))

: ((I also would've liked that

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

Barchar: (eh, explaining nonsequiters just rins the point)

: ((heya

: (( Hi

FLion: ((back in brown

FLion: is swimming in le pool

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is swimming around, doing somersaults-[/color][/font]

: (( what pool

: (( where

: ((wb

FLion: ((my eyes!

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: (( LPT [url=http://puu.sh/pB95j/f83f97299b.jpg]don't trust this[/url] ))

Bigby Wolf: -walks in and stands at the bar-

: ((bloo, master of shoes and picking the wrong pill))

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: (( Converse are only barely grippy if when heated ))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -the anydoor is open, giving a clear view of the pool from the bar.-[/color][/font]

: (( which is why they suck ass but regardless p good [i][emoji spam][/i] ))

FLion: ((Converse should only be worn if you live in the 1970s

: (( converse were around in like 1920 ))

: (( so

: (( i mean they were considered "the elite basketball shue!11111" at the time ))

FLion: ((popular in the 60-70's and used in basketball

CryingEevee OOC: ((should you wear thiem if you lived in the fallout universe?))

FLion: ((likely

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Gets out of the pool, and does an extravagant series of gymnastics to do a flip into the pool-[/color][/font]

FLion: so this your place?

: ((steal the converse shoes))

: ((and wear them))

: (( I've had my Converse for some time now

: ((so you don't slip))

: (( It's way too easy to slip ))

: ((true))

: bloo [] is now bloo [Mercer].

: ((Bloo just gets done with a filthy meme, they slip and accidentally deletes it))

Mercer: Mercer walks in through the Anydoor. And looks back at the Anydoor and sees the pool. "what the fuck?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh no, but my parents own it.[/color][/font]

FLion: ((the offer little in the way of traction and you can feel anything you step on

: (("N O O O O O"))

Mercer: "how the fuck did"

Mercer: (( Converse are weird ))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Mercer- Magic door![/color][/font]

Mercer: "i know that it's a magic door but"

FLion: does it have any secret passages?

Mercer: "I just walked out of it from somewhere else and I look behind myself an----[i]the fuck[/i]"

Mercer: Edgy fish guy is confused. He walks into pool realm anyway.

Mercer: (( vans are different

Mercer: (( Vans are one of the best when it comes to nonslip imo

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -It's one of those really big hotel pools with all of the cool stuff, like slides, a lazy river, and such-[/color][/font]

Barchar: oh hey I just realized, she's wanted to swim for-fucking-ever

Barchar: is in the pool

Mercer: (( Mercer jumps in

Barchar: having the time of her life

Mercer: (( In complete greaser outfit

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Barchar- Hi there~![/color][/font]

Mercer: (( just

FLion: I bet theres a TON of secerts in this mansion

Mercer: (( rolled jeans and a tank top ))

Mercer: (( and slicked-back hair

: ((Mercer's greaser outfit is waterproof))

Barchar: is giggling, diving down and popping back up. "Oh, man, swimming is AWESOME!"

Mercer: (( it's waterproof and to an extent fireproof

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Lots of stuff![/color][/font]

Mercer: Mercer is apparently wearing a waterproof greaser outfit. Tank top edition. He jumps into the pool. Edgy fish guy is pleased.

Mercer: "this"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gets up, and dashes over to a waterslide. She looks down at the others- Hey! Up here! Watch me![/color][/font]

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Mercer: Take note that he is wearing black Converse as he does this. He looks at Sunny.

Mercer: (( Mercer slips and falls on his face before he enters the pool

Barchar: is't paying much attention to Sunny, just laughing madly as she swam around. Including when she was underwater. I mean, hey, she doesn't breathe.

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -does a running start and whizzes the FUCK down the slide. She makes a huge splash.-[/color][/font]

Res: Res floats into the pool. More like, hovering an inch above it.

Res: "Is this water?"

: ((Mercer is a fish, right))

Mercer: (( yes

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]

Mercer: (( This is like

: ((That means he can go underwater))

FLion: is looking around the room for secert tunnels

Mercer: (( yes

: ((At the risk of his hair))

Gaster: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/1c0c49797863b45e9ac01021644e452a/tumblr_o951nnu0vL1uggan1o1_500.png

Mercer: Mercer goes underwater, his hair immediately getting messed up.

Mercer: "FFFFFFFFFFFUCK"

: ((hi chime))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))

: ((Heya

: ((also that's))

: ((amazing))

Mercer: (( Hey, that's pretty good! ))

: ((That's awesome!

Gaster: ((i've been here for a couple of minutes now

: ((ah

Barchar: "Yes! It's water! It feels so weird!"

Mercer: this reveals that

Barchar: (Feel bad that you've had to work on this so much that you straight-up hate looking at it)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: And it's awesome! ...As long as you're waterproof.[/color][/font]

Barchar: (I mean I didn't even ask you to draw it you took it upon yourself, but still. The 'real' muffet version is kinda the easy one)

Mercer: normally Mercer's hair looks like [url=https://65.media.tumblr.com/b6c3f02f2499023c77cd99601c333813/tumblr_o039ffJjhi1txy2goo1_500.jpg]this[/url]

Gaster: ((Nah my eyes just got tired

Res: "..."

Res: "What, do you think I'm a robot or something?"

Barchar: (oh okay)

Mercer: (( Res gets angry and starts shouting at nothing ))

Barchar: (Your note for it on tumblr just sounded really annoyed and bitter and it made me feel kinda bad because it's kind of a drawing for me, in a way. But I'm glad it's not actually that you're just getting fed up with it)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -has an orange inner tube with yellow stars on it. [sup][sub]d'aww...[/sub][/sup]-[/color][/font]

Gaster: ((it's fine - when i draw time tends to slip away from me while i draw so by the time i snap out of it i'm usually aching in some part of my body

Mercer: (( [url=http://5.kicksonfire.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/NIKE-AIR-GRIFFEY-MAX-1-11.jpg?642e0d]WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK[/url] shoe master rage ))

: ((brb

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: ((Bloo is confirmed shoemaster))

Mercer: (( LPT air huaraches suck ))

Mercer: (( I almost named Res after Nike shoe technology fml

Barchar: (I thought you named stuff after cars)

Mercer: (( cars, astronomy, technology, footwear apparently

Mercer: (( If I ever bring up naming a character "Kyrie" ))

Mercer: (( Somebody stop me immediately ))

: ((Bloo, the cartechnologystronomyfootwearmaster.))

Mercer: (( yes

Mercer: (( [url=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OUXDmyWcAR0/maxresdefault.jpg]NBA 2K16 HAS A SHOE CREATOR wow lol[/url]

CryingEevee OOC: ((ugh, so i have some really minty gum, i blew a bubble, and it was far too big to let it pop so i let the air leak back into my mouth and so i got a blast of mint into the back of my throat.))

Gaster: ((i know what i'm doing

Mercer: (( omg eevee

Gaster: ((oh i thought that was an online shoe creator

: ((i can't blow bubbles))

Mercer: (( Nike has an online shoe creator

Mercer: (( nike iD

Gaster: ((time to make ugly shoes

CryingEevee OOC: ((for a sec i thought "iD" was an emoticon and i was generally confused))

Mercer: (( Converse.com also lets you customize Chucks

: ((Chucks Norris))

Mercer: (( Converse Chuck Norris ))

: ((That would be horrible))

Mercer: (( The strongest shoes ever

: ((actually they would be the best converse shoes))

Mercer: (( If you kick someone in the face with Chuck Norrises ))

Mercer: (( Explosions

Mercer: (( I'm going to make Converse Chuck Norris concept art

: ((Bloo: mom stop getting me shitty converse shoes give me money for the converse chuck norris))

Mercer: (( converse chuck norrises are priced at 120 dollars

Mercer: (( although

Mercer: (( wait no

Mercer: (( you have to write a letter to chuck norris himself

Mercer: (( and he will deliver a pair to you in your size if the letter is worthy enough

Gaster: ((and let him punch the shoe into existence

: ((yes))

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Mercer: (( chuck jumps into the stratosphere and starts spinning at hyperspeed and punched the shoe into existence

Mercer: (( in a perfect box with his signature

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Gallade: ((|i got the converse chuck norris shoes yesterday|))

Gallade: ((|i win every battle now|))

Sage: ("It's true!")

Sage: ("He kicked my ass!")

Ela: (( "can confirm watched it all" ))

Gaster: wanders into the bar, I guess.

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Mercer: (( So

Hoopa W.: (("damn i can also confirm"

: ((wb mv

Mercer: (( I just opened my photoediting program

Mercer: (( It crashed immediately

Hellaton: ((yo

Mercer: (( [i]why[/i] ))

: (([i]why[/i]

Gaster: ((the sims does that for me

Gaster: ((it loads all the way then crashes

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Vaati: enters the bar as well.

Res: The floating eye floats into the bar.

Vaati: same lol

Barchar: (hi again mv)

Res: lol

Vaati: jk hes humanoid

Res: res is basically a floating eye

Vaati: Hello.

Vaati: ..........

Vaati: looks Res over.

Res: "Hi."

Vaati: .....You as well?

Res: but like

Res: 6 inches tall

Res: "Huh?"

Vaati: ((nice

Mercer: (( lol

Vaati: transforms into a flying eyeball... that's 9' in diameter.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i presume vaati is hylian vaati, but you should be minish vaati sometime, and just NO ONE notice him cause he's too small))

Res: "oh"

Res: Res is. Small.

Vaati: ((i honestly prefer playing characters that are over 4'10" tall but we'll see

Barchar: (Vaati is the smolest smol)

Vaati: reverts to his hylian form.

Mercer: (( res is like

Mercer: (( 6 inches in diameter

Vaati: ((no hes not

Mercer: (( oh fuck

Barchar: (well minish vaati is)

Vaati: ((hes 1.6" in height

Vaati: ((smolster is 1.5"

Barchar: (damn)

: ((yep))

: ((smolster is the smollest))

Barchar: (get outplayed ya wind mage)

Mercer: (( I need to

Vaati: ((yes, minish vaati is finally taller than someone

Mercer: (( Somehow make a character that's smoller than that ))

Barchar: (did jal just go 'okay who's our smallest character and how tall are they')

CryingEevee OOC: ((make a character that's just a spec))

Mercer: (( yes

Mercer: (( I HAVE THE IDEA

Barchar: (and then make hiim the smallest amount smaller than he possibly could)

Mercer: (( [i]yesssssss planning time[/i] ))

Vaati: ((good luck, my gf and i have come up with the universe where smolster is from and blooky is the smollest

Vaati: ((0.5" good luck

Mercer: (( nrn

Mercer: (( lol

Mercer: (( well

Mercer: (( mine is fuccin small

Vaati: ((ohhhhhhh my

Vaati: ((i cant wait to barely see them

Gaster: ((are you just going to play a fucking bacterium

Vaati: ((*rimshot*

Mercer: (( well

Mercer: (( i'm not sure if it's considered a bacterium

Mercer: (( but

Mercer: (( it's not restricted to that. if that makes sense

Mercer: (( Time for a small name

Mercer: (( either a single letter or a single number

Vaati: ((D

Barchar: (e)

Mercer: (( K

Barchar: (pronounced 'eh')

Vaati: (a

: (([sup]b[/sup]

Vaati: (t

Vaati: (h

Mercer: ((either T or H

: ((d

Mercer: (( COIN FLIP

: ((a

: ((t

: ((b

CryingEevee OOC: ((v))

: ((o

: ((i

Vaati: ((but im v

Mercer: (( IT HAS BEEN DECIDED

Gaster: ((oh shit waddup

Mercer: (( [i]H[/i] ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((Q))

Barchar: (pronounced, i assume)

Barchar: (like 'hh')

Mercer: (( 'H' should be pronounced some other way

Gaster: ((albin

: ((hih))

Barchar: (so it's just like a sharp breath out)

: ((hhhh))

Mercer: (( lol chime i get it

Vaati: ((lol

Vaati: ((same

: ((lel

: ((same

Mercer: (( H pronounced "jay haych" ))

Mercer: (( just to bug the fuck out of people

Vaati: ((eich

: ((chacha))

Mercer: (( j heich ))

Mercer: (( H

Vaati: ((to h their own

: bloo [Mercer] is now pronounced "j heich" [H].

H: (( I actually need to plan the rest of this now

H: (( kek

Vaati: ((lol

: ((kek))

: pronounced "j heich" [H] is now bloo [].

: (( Converse Chuck Norris design is about 50% of the way complete

: ((kekekekkeekkekekekekekekekekekekekkekekekekekkeekekekkekekekekeekkekekekkekekekeekekkeekekkeekekekekekkeekekkeke))

: ((nice))

Vaati: warps to sit at the couch.

Gaster: is sitting at the table.

Vaati: is a fuckin loser who warps to look cool

THE HERO: ((Test))

: H: same

Vaati: Hello, Gaster. I presume you are well?

: bloo [] is now bloo [H].

H: A very small speck enters the bar. Like the size of a fucking bacterium.

H: However, it has a very loud voice. "Hello!"

Gaster: I'm doing pretty good.

Vaati: !

Gaster: WAIT WHO WAS THAT

H: (( H gets stepped on

H: "H."

Vaati: |What the fuck!|

H: (( J HEICH ))

Vaati: |What the fuck!|

H: "I'm uh, down here."

H: he's not even visible if you look down

Gaster: looks around on the floor. "I don't see you!"

H: "oh for fuck's sake"

Vaati: |Reveal yoursel--| R-reveal yourself!

H: After a few seconds, H manages to grow into the shape of a lamp.

H: (( He does this by like

Vaati: ...What the fuck?

H: (( creating copies of himself and commanding them into like

: ((Vaati: It's a user of shapeshifting magic!))

H: (( getting into the shape of a fucking lamp

H: "...Yes."

H: "I am H." J HEICH

Gaster: ... Um.

Vaati: Is this why you turned yourself invisible?

H: "Normally I am about 0.5 micrometers in size."

H: (( 0.5

Vaati: .........Holy shit.

H: (( micro

H: (( meters

Vaati: ((HOLY SHIT

Vaati: ((youve done it

H: (( GET FUCKED

Vaati: ........

: ((who is the tallest bar patron))

Vaati: realizes that if he reverted to his original form, he [i]might[/i] be able to see this guy.

H: try it

Vaati: ((excluding fusions and neo, hellaton

Vaati: ((by one. millimeter.

: ((welp, time to get the BFG [sup]/s[/sup]))

Vaati: ((the big fucking giant

: ((yep))

Vaati: .......

H: H is a bacterium. I guess.

Vaati: ......

: ((mettaton is a BFG))

CryingEevee OOC: ((how about biggest character, like most space taken up))

H: "?"

H: "I could try..."

: ((hellagaston))

H: (( quick

H: (( name a smol poke

: ((the tallest non-canon character though is the gaster-blook family's fusion))

: ((uh))

: ((hoopa))

Vaati: decides, fuck it, he's doing this. He goes up to H. "..........D-don't do anything."

: ((one feet tall

H: (( other than hoopa

Vaati: ((joltik

Vaati: ((4"

: ((joltik

: ((yeay

: ((yeah*

H: "Okay."

Vaati: takes a deep breath, and... transforms into his original, tiny Minish form. He's clearly unnerved by this, but.

H: (( If MV met H: [i][MV to H][/i] we're gonna be great friends ))

Vaati: ((lol p much

H: 'oh"

H: "I see you."

H: H probably still isn't visible.

Vaati: I... see you.

Vaati: Barely.

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H: H looks like a tiny heart.

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Vaati: It barely worked I cannot believe this.

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

Gaster: ((there was also the enoch that was fought who was the size of a skyscraper

H: "What do you see?"

Vaati: has to squint a bit to see this smol heart.

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Vaati: .....It looks like a heart.

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Gaster: ((wow message lag

Vaati: Not, not the organ. The shape, I had meant.

: ((Vaati: you're a heart container))

H: "Oh."

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Vaati: Yes.

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Vaati: .....C-can I transform back now?

Gaster: ((test

H: "Sure."

H: "You also might want to stand back."

H: H eventually manages to barely get into the shape of a Joltik. An all-red Joltik.

Vaati: nods, warping away.

Vaati: reverts to Hylian form.

Vaati: Aghhhhh I despise that form.

Vaati: But it had to be done.

Vaati: ...Now, why have you become a tetrapedal being?

: Vaati's connection timed out.

H: "...I despise being 0.5 micrometers in size."

CryingEevee OOC: ((this just in, the power of music is tempting me to rp as either Doo_liss or Dimentio))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i borked the joke, abort))

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DamnDude: (( Stop reminding me of when Paper Mario was good and there was a chance for good paper mario ))

Vaati: Then we can relate on such an aspect.

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, it's not like the good games will ever disappear))

Vaati: Now, you had said your name was H(J HEICH)?

Barchar: (Doo_liss is a dick)

H: "Yes."

H: (( Guys ))

Gaster: (( doo piss

CryingEevee OOC: ((he has a great theme though))

H: (( This just in, [url=http://puu.sh/pBcUu/e47b66bf18.jpg]Chuck Norris has released his new Converse shoes[/url] ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i rather like him))

Vaati: ((wowie

Vaati: It is pleasurable to meet you. I am Vaati.

: ((it's beautiful, bloo))

H: H smiles, looking around.

H: (( I hate to say it

H: (( But I actually like how I made those look

H: (( Time for some Chuck Norris Air Jordans

H: (( Or should I say, Air Norris ))

Vaati: flops back down on the couch, relieved to have a skull that doesn't make him look like a fuckin' Pokémon.

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i think it would be great to have doo_liss come in and steal someone's life))

H: H crawls over to the couch.

Vaati: ...Hello.

H: "Hi."

H: (( I wonder how H should feel if he were to be touched

Vaati: smiles a little bit. He feels... powerful.

Vaati: ((hc: vaati has a power kink

H: (( Guys pick a number between 1 and 30 ))

Vaati: ((25

Barchar: (2)

CryingEevee OOC: ((25))

Gaster: ((27

Vaati: ((pi

H: (( 25

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H: (( Air Norris 11s

H: (( Pick a color

Vaati: ((green

CryingEevee OOC: ((edge black))

DamnDude: (( Rainbow ))

H: (( green

H: (( low or high ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((high))

Vaati: ...You are, in this form, uh..... [i]iiawak[/i]? I forgot the word for it in English.

Vaati: ((high

Gaster: ((high

H: (( thanks for input

H: (( this has gone towards the developemnt of the air norris 11

Vaati: ........Damn, what was it............

H: "...?"

Vaati: ..................Cute, the word I was looking for.

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Vaati: ((picorese is literally just japanese backwards so

: ((yeah))

Vaati: ((i embrace my weeb reash

Vaati: ((and tyoe kawaii backwards

H: "heh" H sort of...blushes? When H blushes, two gaping holes appear where he would...do so? hard to describe

H: (( just two gaping holes on his face

Vaati: .....Uh.

H: (( "heh" ))

Vaati: Your face, it has removed places.

: ((thousands of them turn red in little lines across his face))

: ((Vaati: did you get burned?))

Vaati: ((hes already red

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized how weird it would be to have a paper character enter the bar))

: ((a darker red

: ((paper mario enters the bar))

Vaati: ....Are you harmed?

Gaster: is just kind of... watching.

Vaati: ((".....a vertical line?"

H: "Uh...no."

H: The gaping holes disappear.

Vaati: Ah.

Vaati: What had those been?

H: "I don't know." J HEICH has no idea what blushing is.

Vaati: realizes at that exact moment that Gaster had probably seen his Minish form. He tenses up, and his face turns a dark blue.

Vaati: ....Oh.

Vaati: .........

Vaati: [sub]|Shit|[/sub]

H: H goes back to micrometer form. NOW NOBODY CAN SEE HIM

Gaster: Are you okay there?

Vaati: .....

Vaati: T-tell none of that form.

H: "[sub]Right.[/sub]"

Vaati: looks away from Gaster, trying to hide his face under his cloak.

Gaster: just nods.

H: "i know the feel bro"

Vaati: |I'm an idiot, aren't i...|

H: H is a living meme bacterium.

H: What the fuck.

Vaati: W-what?

H: "nevermind"

DamnDude: (( OK, that's enough rewatching Dragon Ball Z Abridged for today ))

H: H then morphs into the shape of a Vans shoe. gjsaghfjkghdfghfdjkhdfhdkdhjfj meme

Vaati: ((by the way just bc im trash, heres the phonetics of what vaati just said: "Akused akab aw okub....."

Vaati: peeks out from his cloak.

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Max: ((ayy

Vaati: ..........What.... is that a shoe.

Vaati: Why.

H: JK he's in the form of a Joltik

Gaster: ((hey tri

H: (( hi tri

Vaati: nvm

Vaati: ((hi

: Max [Max] is now TriDuoSolo [TriDuoSolo].

DamnDude: (( Tri Hype ))

TriDuoSolo: ((hi, is pmd going on?

H: (( no

DamnDude: (( No ))

Vaati: ((not rn

TriDuoSolo: ((dam

: ((no))

Gaster: ((I don't think so - Laharl just went on a roadtrip so

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].

TriDuoSolo: ((alrighty, ty

Fellby: ((also i feel like playing Fellby for some reason so he's coming in

Vaati: very slowly pulls his cloak from his face. He's still blushing a deep blue.

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai tri))

H: H morphs into the shape of fire.

Fellby: walks in, humming a jazzy tune to himself. There's a spring in his step.

DamnDude: (( I was about to say I was gonna give Erron another half hour to get here and if he's not here I'm doing tutorial time for my thing ))

Vaati: And now that's half of his mutation explained

DamnDude: (( Unless Parp decides to fuck me in the ass ))

Vaati: jolts back.

H: "oh"

Fellby: ((There's another reason for Fellbz to be here

TriDuoSolo: ((hi eevee

: TriDuoSolo's connection timed out.

Vaati: ...

DamnDude: (( So once it's high noon somewhere according to official time zones, tutorial time it is. ))

Vaati: looks to Fellby. "...H-hello."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i found freakin doopliss in a go animate thing, i'm mad))

Fellby: waves. "Hey there."

Barchar: (eevee's fucking pissed)

: ((METTATON'S FUCKING PISSED))

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Vaati: has a deep blue blush on his face, still.

TriDuoSolo: ((chrome crashed whoops

Barchar: (so does the reason he's here make it so that muffet shouldn't be-TRI)

Fellby: Now, what's put the color in your cheeks, huh?

TriDuoSolo: ((ayy

Vaati: Blood.

Vaati: answered very quickly.

Fellby: ((No, i meant in a meta way - there's a reason for him to be present so he can show up to the tooter rolls

Barchar: (the what?)

Fellby: ((tutorals

TriDuoSolo: ((tooter rolls?

Muffet: also hey it's a lady

TriDuoSolo: ((ohhh

Barchar: (ohhh)

Barchar: (well in that case muffet does rather need to be here)

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: ((heya

MettatonSEX: -And the two robots with hot legs show up.-

TriDuoSolo: ((ayy

Fellby: -my my, it's getting crowded in here-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is still swimming, and the pool is still visible- Hey guys! Over here![/color][/font]

Vaati: What caused the blood flow is none of your concern!

H: H instantly morphs back into a Joltik. "Greetings."

MettatonSEX: ...Er, hello.

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

TriDuoSolo: ((i'mma wander files for a bit, not only are [s]korean[/s] russian websites showing up but an unclosable setup wizard for some random thing appeared while i was browsing

Hellaton: ....H-hhhi?

Vaati: ((k

Barchar: is also still in the pool

Frisk: * She walks into the bar, mostly for the motherfucking tutorials.

FLion: Hey!

Frisk: * Well, she doesn't know that.

Barchar: is havin' a good time, havin' a good time

Frisk: "Hi."

Frisk: "..."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Come in here! The water's fine![/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Who's this red Joltik?

Fellby: Wow, it got crowded in here fast!

Fellby: ...

DamnDude: is teaching anyone how to mother fuck.

Vaati: .......

DamnDude: yet

Fellby: stares at Sunny.

DamnDude: isn't*

H: "H."

Fellby: ((dd, teach me the ways of the mother fuck

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...O-oh, s-sorry.[/color][/font]

TriDuoSolo: ((an adblock is corrupted and it might ironically be the thing showing me russian ads

TriDuoSolo: ((wowie

MettatonSEX: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Mettaton, and this is Hellaton.

Frisk: "Well, there's a very small bug thing and a pool. This day has gotten a lot more confusing really fast."

: ((please teach me

Hellaton: ...H-hhhi.

H: "Hi." He looks over to Sunny, "Hi."

DamnDude: (( no ))

Frisk: "I'm Frisk, nice to meet you H."

H: J HEICH

Frisk: ((teach me))

Muffet: "Well, if I'd known this would happen, I'd have brought my swimsuit."

MettatonSEX: Now, Vaati, are you okay? Your face is blue.

Vaati: N-not your concern!

Gaster: -He stands up and goes to his Husband's side. "Hi, baby."

H: H crawls over to the pool.

MettatonSEX: Alright, just... if something's wrong you can say it.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -It's one of those huge, awesome, hotel pools with a slide, among other things.-[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((it's the final battle of PMD))

MettatonSEX: -He smooches Gaster.- Hi darling.

Frisk: ((darkrai: this is my final form))

H: "Is this a pool?"

TriDuoSolo: ((WHAT?

Frisk: ((darkrai sprouts legs))

TriDuoSolo: ((oh it was a joke

Hellaton: Hhhi.

Frisk: (("ohh yesss"

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H: "Honestly I haven't seen a pool before."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]

TriDuoSolo: ((fun fact darkrai has legs

Frisk: ((he does))

MettatonSEX: ((then i rp darkrai with hot hot legs

TriDuoSolo: ((yeah but they're long and thin

CryingEevee OOC: ((those legs are really weird and creepy and eww get them away from me))

MettatonSEX: ((still hot

Gaster: -He chucles, blushing a little.-

TriDuoSolo: ((and there's no feet, just stubs

Frisk: ((AU where Darkrai has hot legs))

MettatonSEX: ((its already canon

TriDuoSolo: ((so his legs are just very long cones

??: ((color test))

Frisk: ((not really))

H: Okay. H morphs into the shape of a Darkrai. An all-red Darkrai.

Frisk: ((you don't know the hotness of their legs))

MettatonSEX: ((i tgink theyre hot

TriDuoSolo: ((not denying the fact that they're hot

Frisk: ".. Well then."

TriDuoSolo: ((just simplistic

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm denying that they are hot))

TriDuoSolo: ((like a diamond cube. it's pretty af but it's just a cube

Vaati: -He curls up in his cloak.-

H: H goes back into the bar.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Hellaton: ....

Frisk: ((look at how hot these legs are))

Frisk: (( http://orig13.deviantart.net/8684/f/2008/269/b/c/darkrai__s_got_legs_spoiler_by_machugabyjessica.jpg

TriDuoSolo: ((uhhh...yeah

CryingEevee OOC: ((i refuse. they're long and thin and creepy))

Hellaton: goes to Vaati and pats his shoulder.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and don't fit his body))

Hellaton: ((theyre nice

CryingEevee OOC: ((darkrai doesn't need legs))

TriDuoSolo: ((he's made of darkness tho

Fellby: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/ec1b4f2065d987713592f4d8ba1a02da/tumblr_nx26idu4y21unfkkko1_500.png how about these ones

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

Hellaton: ((yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

H: (( H is like

TriDuoSolo: ((that's nice but he can't wear boots, he's not quite physical

Frisk: ((yes))

H: (( H morphs into a Gardevoir

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

Frisk: ((H morphs into Ela))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Muffet- There's an anydoor right here, though...[/color][/font]

H: (( "This was a mistake." ))

Vaati: .....A-are you Hellaton? I cannot see your face right now.

TriDuoSolo: ((wait they're different legs nvm then

FLion: is lying on a lounging chair

Hellaton: Yyyes.

Muffet: shrugs. "Yes, but I'm feeling lazy. I've been walking all day."

Vaati: -He crawls into Hellaton's lap and hugs him tight.-

Hellaton: holds the small, embarassed mage close.

: Ｂｉｏ's connection timed out.

FLion: Its nice to take a break like this during all this adventuring

H: i think

Hellaton: Yyyou can sasay what's wrong, but you ddddon't havave to.

TriDuoSolo: ((so before i introduce a new character

TriDuoSolo: ((what is flion and H

Vaati: I don't want to speak of it.

Hellaton: Ththat's fine.

Frisk: ((flion is indiana jones))

Fellby: smiles down at Muffet. "I'll go get your swimsuit for you."

Frisk: ((H is the smallest character))

H: (( yes

TriDuoSolo: ((alrighty

H: (( but he can change shape

Muffet: "You're a wonderful man, cheri." she said, stretching.

TriDuoSolo: ((so H is small morphy dude and flion is indiana jones

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized, i almost exclusively rp OCs EXCEPT in CaU, in CaU i basically never rp as OCs))

TriDuoSolo: ((varik was oc

CryingEevee OOC: ((varik was not))

TriDuoSolo: ((oh yeah nvm

Frisk: ((MV https://67.media.tumblr.com/5645f9779bfeba2d49b135addc61ef86/tumblr_o1wrp6BpS31qj3737o1_r1_1280.png ))

H: H walks into the bar, as a Joltik. He had walked out earlier for some reason.

Frisk: ((Those are hot legs))

CryingEevee OOC: ((stahp))

TriDuoSolo: ((WOOOOO

H: (( WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't need darkrai with legs, thank you very much))

Hellaton: ((h can change size via morphing and the only characters who can see him without him morphing are smolster and minish vaati

H: (( well

H: (( H literally makes copies of himself

Hellaton: ((and thats barely

H: (( wait i think that's technically morphing nvm

TriDuoSolo: ((making copies is cloning, not morphing

Hellaton: ((also those are HOT DARK LEGYS

Hellaton: ((cloning and controlling

H: (( I didn't finish

TriDuoSolo: ((oh k

Frisk: ((THEY ARE HOT))

Frisk: ((THEY COULD FRY EGGS))

Fellby: smiles. "I know, baby." He leaves to go fetch Muffet a swimsuit.

CryingEevee OOC: ((DARKRAI DOES NOT NEED LEGS))

Frisk: ((AND CHILDREN'S DREAMS))

H: (( what I sort of had in mind was H would make copies of himself and sort of merge them into one big shape

Frisk: ((Darkrai has legs because they look cool))

Vaati: T-thank you for allowing me to do this.

TriDuoSolo: ((that's basically morphing then

Hellaton: Oooof course.

GIYGAS: ((AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH))

H: (( That's what I was trying to state

TriDuoSolo: ((indeed

Hellaton: feels something cold trickle down his glass. ".....Aaare you crcrying?"

Vaati: |Yes|, I am.

Hellaton: .....

CryingEevee OOC: ((i've been ᶜʰᵉʷing this gum for a good hour or so now, maybe even two))

Hellaton: Whatever hhhhappened, it's okayay.

Frisk: (([s]Hellaton: Aaare you eaeating mmy glglass?[/s]))

Fellby: comes back, with something tucked in his pocket.

Vaati: ........I'm sorry for being this way, I just.... my emotions have not acted in such a manner in literal centuries, my body knows not how to react.

H: (( If H comes in contact with water

H: (( He would dissolve

TriDuoSolo: ((rip

Muffet: waves. "My, what brings you here, stranger?"

H: (( But H doesn't even know that himself

TriDuoSolo: ((he enters fog and dies, rip

Hellaton: ((it's a solution if he was an infestation

Frisk: ((So H can die easily))

Fellby: holds out the swimsuit. "Delivery for you, miss."

H: (( yes

H: (( He doesn't die

H: (( i mean

H: (( yes

H: (( he does

Hellaton: ((a /solution/

H: (( or does he

Frisk: ((he multiplies))

H: (( yes

TriDuoSolo: ((but

H: (( H has no use in combat

TriDuoSolo: ((it'd be multiplying if you were split, not dissolved

H: (([i]oh[/i]))

Frisk: ((H forms into Chuck Norris))

Muffet: "Oh, how lovely." She took it, smiling. "I appreciate it, cheri. Now if you'll excuse me, I have water to swim in." She walked in trough the anydoor, heading to the (presumably existant) changing rooms

H: (( he just splits in half immediately if he jumps into a pool ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((H transforms into a sword and swings himself))

Frisk: ((H jumps into the water))

Frisk: ((His atoms split))

H: (( H splits into two Joltiks ))

Frisk: ((The pool and the thirty three miles around it explode))

H: (( H comes into contact with water and splits into two smaller copies of himself

Hellaton: ((holy shit

Frisk: ((He splits so much it makes a nuclear reaction))

H: (( how does that even

TriDuoSolo: ((nuclear fission

Frisk: ((He eventually splits into atoms))

Frisk: ((The atoms split))

Frisk: ((RIP Sunny))

H: (( photons

TriDuoSolo: ((what about em

Frisk: ((true))

H: (( nvm

Myko: ((Rip Sunny; they were such a delight))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

H: (( H probably can't split down that much

Fellby: ((NANCE OMG

H: (( [i]ba dum tss[/i]

TriDuoSolo: ((pls

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, if H's clones can dissappear harmlessly than there's no nuclear fission, right?))

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H: (( yeah?

H: (( shit

TriDuoSolo: ((disappear /=/ nuclear fission tho?

H: (( i had sketched out a whole map of H's morphing conditions

CryingEevee OOC: ((still, how are they dissappearing?))