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: ((heya
Gaster: ((hey bio, we're in arc reactor
: ((ah
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Muffet: (yeah)
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Erron: ((yo
Gaster: ((hi erron, we're in arc reactor
Erron: ((Arc reactor?
Muffet: (the arc room)
Gaster: ((our arc room
Muffet: (lookit the topic)
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Lua: [Tutorial Chapter Complete]
: -Guess where my characters are now. In the bar.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is napping in the bar-[/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -specifically, [i]on[/i] the bar-[/color][/font]
Gaster: Well that was certainly something.
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Vaati: It was.
Vaati: ...
Frisk: "It certainly was."
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Lua: "Well, that derailed very quickly"
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Muffet: walks into the bar with Fellby.
Acastus: -The fifteen year old is still sat on the couch with th four wolves.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -wakes up, yawning a little bit loudly. Just enough to make people notice.- !!!!!!![/color][/font]
Frisk: "That it did."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: H-Huh![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ????[/color][/font]
Acastus: -He looks up.-
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hides, before remembering[/color][/font]
Acastus: -He looks back down.-
Fellby: "Hey, everyone."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh... I'm here...[/color][/font]
Vaati: Hello.
Fellby: -He lights up a cigarette-
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DamnDude: (( Now begins the part where I get everyone their personal style abilities ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is holding a full grown wolf/husky in her arms-[/color][/font]
Acastus: -He raises a hand, as to say "Hey" back.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to them- ![/color][/font]
Vaati: Oh, hello there.
Muffet: "We're back, if anyone here has any real reaction to this fact."
Frisk: ((cool
Acastus: -Luckily these wolves haven't seen hers. Wolves are very territorial.-
Frisk: "Greetings."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -really it's more like a husky[/color][/font]
Gaster: Now we wait, I guess.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hugs Frisk's leg- Great to see you~![/color][/font]
Hellaton: Y-yyeah...
MettatonSEX: ((isnt sunny only 6" shorter than frisk tho
Gaster: ((she just... dives for frisk's leg
Muffet: (I dunno if that's cute or just weird)
Acastus: -He silently just strokes his wolves, keeping an eye on Sunny.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -yep, kind of like a goalie blocking a soccer ball-[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: ((both
Frisk: ((both
Frisk: "I guess so."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -and she's only 10a[/color][/font]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -sits by Sunny, their tongue hanging out in a rather humorous manner-[/font][/color]
Gaster: orders a lemonade.
: ((Oh god it's fucking moon moon))
: ((Who the fuck invited him))
Muffet: (Bio)
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Frisk: ((Gaster: MY. NAME. IS. FASTER G.))
Frisk: ((Metta: gaster no))
Frisk: ((Metta: are you high again))
Frisk: ((Gaster: I'M HIGH NOON))
Frisk: ((Metta: ah
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MettatonSEX: ((HAH
: ((yes~?
Muffet: (AD asked who invited moon moon)
Fellby: -He flops down on the couch, wondering if he could wear a nice hat.-
: ((sunny did
Muffet: (and so I said that you did)
Muffet: (Using your name)
Acastus: -The wolves are directing their attention to moon moon.-
Muffet: flops next to him, sighing
Frisk: ((The wolves go over to Moon Moon))
Frisk: ((AD: wanna rp wolf sex bio))
Vaati: ...-He looks to Acastus.-
Fellby: -He holds Muffet close.-
Vaati: ....You, sir, have you tamed those wolves?
Acastus: "No."
Muffet: "What are you thinking about, cheri?"
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -flops onto Sunny's lap, panting- You got some food? I like food! I want food! Yeah! Food![/font][/color]
Frisk: * She also looks to Acastus.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -snuggles the moonmoon-[/color][/font]
Fellby: "Honestly? I'm thinking about Ember."
Frisk: ((Moon Moon: You got some balls? I like balls! I want sex! Yeah! Sex!))
Muffet: "...Yes, Indeed."
Muffet: "What in particular, this time?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -takes out a strip of beef jerky, splits it in half, and hands one half to Moon Moon- You're so cute~[/color][/font]
Frisk: "You didn't tame them?"
Fellby: "I wonder if she's... well. She's really doing okay. We need to get her in school soon."
Acastus: "They just trust me..."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -is the tamest wolf-[/font][/color]
Acastus: "Sort of..."
Frisk: [s]"Are you drunk?"[/s]
Frisk: "Huh."
Muffet: "Indeed."
Vaati: Ah. Still, that is honorable, to befriend the creatures of the forests.
Muffet: "We'll need to find some place in Gaston for her to stay."
Muffet: "And, well, perhaps for us to stay with her. We can go to work without living there."
Acastus: "...Yeah."
Fellby: "Yeah... maybe."
MettatonSEX: We have a couple open houses.
Acastus: -He is eating some fruits.-
Gaster: Hellaton never used his.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is smol compared to Moon Moon, and could probably ride her like miniature horse-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: Iii did for one daday.
Muffet: "It might be strange not living in my business, though. I've been there for so long..."
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]gdi I accidentally made an innuendo[/color][/font]
Fellby: "We can take the furniture with us."
Muffet: "That could be nice. Those beds were heavenly."
Hellaton: ...Iif you need help cacarrying anything, I can helllp.
MettatonSEX: I'll help too.
Fellby: "Ah, um. It might not be a good idea for Hella to help. I've got some questionable things."
Acastus: "..."
Acastus: -He doesn't really talk unless spoken to, it seems.-
Frisk: "Oh."
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Hellaton: ....Afffter you getet it out of the room. Or I cocould wear a blindfofold.
Muffet: "Wearing a blindfold whilst carrying heavy things seems like a poor idea at best
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Fellby: "That could be a hinderance, right? You're gonna drop stuff!"
Hellaton: ...Rrright, yeah.
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Hellaton: Yyyeah that's not a good idedea. But to getttt it up the ststairs, I can helllp.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hugs the moonmoon-[/color][/font]
Muffet: "We can just move the...problematic objects first."
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Vaati: Wolf tamer, what is your name? It would be rude to not ask and be forced to refer to you by title only.
Acastus: "Acastus. Not really a wolf tamer though..."
Fellby: "Or just leave 'em there."
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Vaati: I apologize. I am Vaati, for your knowledge. It is a pleasure to meet you.
MettatonSEX: Or hide them in a dresser.
MettatonSEX: Or a trashbag.
MettatonSEX: Or some other bullshit.
Acastus: "Nice to met you too."
Fellby: "A lot of them are kinda big, though."
MettatonSEX: Trashbag.
Fellby: -He nods.-
MettatonSEX: Use the power of the trash.
Muffet: "We're all trash."
Gaster: ((fellby: one of the's 70 feet long
Hellaton: -He laughs at that.-
MettatonSEX: ((metta: give it to me
Acastus: "Vaati. I've never heard that name before."
Fellby: "I was born in the trash."
Vaati: Well, now you have.
MettatonSEX: My original body was literally made of trash.
Hellaton: Aaaas was mimine.
Muffet: "I...took out the trash."
Muffet: "Well, no, I got spiders to do it."
Acastus: -The wolves have been glaring at Vaati.-
Fellby: "No, really, my family home was next to snowdin trash heap."
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Vaati: ...Ah, do not be alarmed. I am only a danger when sufficiently angered.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -gets up. Sunny hops onto her-[/font][/color]
Hellaton: Wwwe're being seserious.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Onward![/color][/font]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -And the duo ride off into the distance.-[/font][/color]
Fellby: "As am I."
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MettatonSEX: My fans were made from an Xbox controller's.
: ((heya
Barsriel: ((Ey
: ((I invited moon moon
Fellby: "My mom had to scavenge for clothes."
Barsriel: ((Nothing like the 'day before the con' costume making
MettatonSEX: ((ikr?
Barsriel: ((Watching my arm stump dry now
Acastus: "I wasn't afraid you'd do anything."
MettatonSEX: ((i fucked my sleeves for vaati up pretty badly the day before the con
Vaati: I was referring to the wolves.
Barsriel: ((My poncho is gonna be short, and I don't have anything to put my joy in aside a jar
Vaati: They seem to fear or dislike me.
Barsriel: ((Good ol brad and his joy jar
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -bursts through an open window, and Moon Moon slides forward a bit on the floor.-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Woohoo~![/color][/font]
Muffet: "Underfell is not a good place." Muffet said, shaking her head.
MettatonSEX: ((my vaatis shoulders are so fucked up. also bc i needed to bind my straps were visible
Hellaton: Yyyou got that riright.
Acastus: -The wolves divert their attention to moon moon and sunny.-
Acastus: "They do that to everyone."
Fellby: "Still, I rose out of there like a goddamn pheonix."
Vaati: Ah. I had thought they sensed my magic.
Acastus: "What magic?"
MettatonSEX: I'm calling you Moltres now.
Vaati: I am a mage.
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Fellby: "What the heck is that?"
MettatonSEX: ...
Acastus: "Oh, okay..."
Muffet: wraps one set of arms around Fellby. "Carrément raison, cheri." (Damn right)
MettatonSEX: pulls out his photo album of only Moltres.
Fellby: -He kisses Muffet on the top of the head.-
MettatonSEX: It's only the second best legendary, behind Deoxys.
Fellby: ... It's an ugly fire chicken.
MettatonSEX: backs up, offended.
Acastus: "What kind of magic do you have?"
Fellby: "Don't ever call me Moltres again."
Muffet: "Certainly not as...majestic as I always imagined Phoenixes being."
Gaster: ((mettaton shows him a picture of japhet instead
Gaster: ((fellby: now that's more like it
Vaati: Wind, flame, teleportation, transformation, kinetic, electric, petrifying, and of all things, possessive.
Acastus: "...That's a lot."
MettatonSEX: flips to the honorary mention page of Japhet, Phoenix from X-Men, and Japhet.
Vaati: Yes.
Fellby: "Oooh, now there's a nice-looking bird!"
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MettatonSEX: Which one?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hops onto the couch. Moon Moon is napping on her lap.-[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: ((one of those japhets was meant to be ho-oh
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Fellby: "Both of em."
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MettatonSEX: takes out the oage and gives it to him. "Go get your kicks with Ho-oh or Japhet, I'm keeping the beautiful first generation phoenix."
Hellaton: Mettaton I ssswear.
Fellby: "I will, thank you."
Hellaton: Artiiiicuno is far cococooler.
Muffet: "If that's your definition of beauty, then..." She thought. "Well, okay, no, I have no quip."
: ((*badumtss*))
Muffet: At least none Mettaton wouldn't find highly offensive
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MettatonSEX: Muffet, everything is able to be beautiful.
Luz: ((Wondering what to sell hella
Gaster: laughs. "Yeah, he thinks even I'm beautiful."
MettatonSEX: Even trash can be pretty. Like me.
Muffet: (brb)
: ((What would Sunny get sold?
MettatonSEX: Darling, sh.
Hellaton: Yyyou are beautitiful.
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Vaati: .....I may have no amorous interest but yes, you are aesthetically pleasing.
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -snuggles with Moon Moon.-[/color][/font]
Gaster: blushes a little.
Acastus: -The wolfs are yipping and growling at Moon Moon and Sunny.-
: Wolves*
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : Sunny! You're my bestest frie-[/font][/color]
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : Oh hey guys! I haven't seen you in a while![/font][/color]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -flops over right there- Mmph hmm hmph? "How've you been?"[/font][/color]
Vaati: .....
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Acastus- O-Oh, sorry.[/color][/font]
Acastus: -If moon moon just flopped hy the wolves, they are now bearing their teeth, and growling loudly.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -she flopped in Sunny's direction.-[/color][/font]
Vaati: ...Canine child, Sunny, was it? I do not understand the lupine you had brought.
Female Asriel: she's been asleep like 4 days probably
Acastus: -Then they are just growling.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yes, my name is Sunny~! But about the wolf...[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -whispers- She can talk, but...[/color][/font]
Luz: ((Sunny would get sold.. idk
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...She's not very smart.[/color][/font]
Luz: sold grillby a fire extinguisher earlier
MettatonSEX: ((dog obedience classes
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]obedience classes[/color][/font]
Luz: the dragon shit slides into the bar again, in his normal cloak. He's carrying a bag full of stuff
MettatonSEX: ((sell hella a pair of gloves
Luz: "Boy do I have deals for you!"
MettatonSEX: ((only one though
Fellby: -He lowers his glasses a little, then raises them.-
: ((just a pair
Hellaton: Uh.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: But she and I are good friends.[/color][/font]
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Luz: sets up shop on the bar
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : !!![/font][/color]
Hellaton: ....W-whhhat are you dodoing?
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : Hey, that's where I nap...[/font][/color]
Gaster: stares at Luz.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : :<[/font][/color]
Luz: "Just trying to make a humble living, my good sir"
Vaati: Are you some type of odd merchant?
DamnDude: (( So that took a long time to get 5 characters set up ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots over- ...huh...?[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: ((luz mistakes vaati for a woman. vaatis wrath theme plays
Luz: slides up to hella, putting an arm around him, "For instance, this mysterious curio from the far off land of Aldis. What such item do I speak of?"
Luz: "Why, this magnicifent oddity, of course.". He pulls out a pair of glasses
Hellaton: ...Ppplease don't wrap your arm aroround my knees. And thise aaaare glassassassassssses.
Gaster: ... He doesn't need them.
Hellaton: I, um, h-hhhave no ears to puput them on anywayyy.
Luz: "Forged in the fires of the great cataclysm, this glass was expertly cut into the perfect lenses, magnifying sight by 200%, allowing for vision that mere mortals could only dream of."
Hellaton: And, um... I hhhhhave more than two eyyes...
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -the other wolves start to feel less territorial and more like this is just a mildly inconvenient situation.-[/font][/color]
Hellaton: My eyes arrre fine...
Gaster: ....
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -takes out a magnifying glass- This invreases ot by more, though...[/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]*it[/color][/font]
Acastus: -No they don't.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -ok-[/color][/font]
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Luz: "My good man, you have eyelids, no? All the better! Closing one eye is scientifically shown to improve eyesight by 50%. With two eyes closed, my good man, you're looking at a 300% improvement with these glasses". He fingerguns
: -This is a polite request: Please don't try to control the emotions of other people's character-
Gaster: I'm 90% certain that's not true.
Acastus: -They keep growling, then start barking. Acastus not so gently pushes them, and they shut up.-
Hellaton: N-nno, that's goinnng to be more paiainful, too...
MettatonSEX: He doesn't have anything to attach them to his face, either.
MettatonSEX: We have almost the exact same head structure, allow me to demonstrate.
Luz: "Well a 300% improvement overrides a 90% certainty, does it not? Either way, I am a very kindhearted merchant, you can try before you buy. And as for that attachment problem, I present the solution to that as well"
Acastus: -He silently says, "Be quiet..."-
Luz: rummages around in his bag
MettatonSEX: flips his hair up and puts the glasses on. They slide off his nose and into his hand.
Gaster: Aww... you looked cute before they fell off.
Luz: "Behold, forged in the fires of the great cataclysm, it is a bizzare liquid substance that bonds itself to any surface! Mysterious... But useful, no?"
MettatonSEX: That's glue.
MettatonSEX: And thanks, darling.
Luz: "Looks cute, you say? Well for the low low price of 10g that cuteness can be yours forever"
MettatonSEX: I mean, I have a way to attach them.
MettatonSEX: pulls out a rubbery glasses holder, puts it on the glasses, then puts the glasses on. No falling.
Luz: "Right, right, my good man"
Gaster: ... I'll take it.
Luz: "Do we have a deal? Excellent!"
Hellaton: Oh, ththose look ninice...
MettatonSEX: Aw, thanks.
Gaster: slides the money to Luz.
Luz: "They are quite dashing, my good man"
Luz: "Thank you, sir."
MettatonSEX: smooches Gaster, then Hellaton. Hella whirrs.
Gaster: blushes a little.
Luz: i have no doubt the only reason he hasn't got punched yet is he's a party member
MettatonSEX: that isnt it, mettas just not pissed at him.
MettatonSEX: ...
Luz: counts up his money "Mhm... That makes enough!"
Fellby: "You sure you don't want more money?"
: ((It should not))
Luz: "Hmm?"
: ((Be so goddamn hot))
: ((At ten at night))
Luz: looks over, interested
MettatonSEX: unscrews his eyes and puts in older, visually identical but 50% power eyes.
Luz: ((Why does liquid latex take so fucking long to dry
MettatonSEX: How do I look?
Hellaton: Wiwith your eyes.
Gaster: ... Did you just lower your vision to wear the glasses?
MettatonSEX: laughs.
MettatonSEX: And yes.
MettatonSEX: I did.
Gaster: HOney, I don't want you hurting yourself to look cute.
Luz: "Were you interested in an item, my good man?". To fellby
Acastus: -He watches what's going on.-
MettatonSEX: It isn't painful.
MettatonSEX: It's irritating with the glasses and my normal eyes.
Fellby: "What do you have to offer?"
Gaster: ... Okay, fine.
Luz: rummages around in his bag
: ((Luz takes out a dragon dildo))
Gaster: ((fellby: this pertains to my interests.
MettatonSEX: ((hellaton: put ththat thing back where it caaaame from or so hehelp me
Luz: "You know, sometimes I have pity for those not as... Pyrotechnically inclined as my species. For that very case, I present the following invention..."
Luz: pulls out a flamethrower
Fellby: .... Now why the fuck do I want that?
MettatonSEX: Are you selling a flamethrower to a man made of fire?
Luz: "Fire! Fire on demand! Imagine the power of a dragon in your very hands!"
: ((I mean))
: ((It's close enough to a dildo))
Fellby: -He claps his hands, summoning a small fireball in his hands.-
: ((You can probably use it as one if you tried hard enough))
MettatonSEX: [s]picks Luz up. "I have the power of a dragon in my hands.[/s]
MettatonSEX: didn't do that btw
Luz: "Ah, but was that painless? Seamless? No energy from your charming self? Of course not, you surely expended some amount of SP. With this bad boy, there's no need. Fire without the cost, all yours for 20G."
Fellby: "Kid, you must be nuts."
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Luz: "No, my good friend. The only thing nuts would be to pass up a deal this good!"
MettatonSEX: pulls out a bag if pistachios.
MettatonSEX: Incorrect.
Jeska or Jekon: (inhale
Fellby: "Nah."
Hellaton: Hheh.
Muffet: (And I'm back)
Luz: "Suit yourself, but I assure you, deals like this don't come every day."
Fellby: -He looks down to Muffet. "What do you think, babe?"
Muffet: "Haha. Go away, kid. It was a cute try."
Luz: ((Fellby: you can come every day where you're headed
MettatonSEX: ((fellby: but i do
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Muffet: (Fellby: Multiple times)
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Luz: fingerguns, and puts it back in the bag
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Muffet: "So, are you about to sell me some device which puts arachnids in my thrall?"
Muffet: (Luz: "Well, [i]actually[/i]!")
Luz: "Nah, I met my quota for the day"
Luz: "Although if you want.."
Gaster: ((luz: have this thing that puts SCORPIONS in your thrall!
Gaster: ((muffet: holy shit
Muffet: "I can do that already. Goodbye."
Luz: rummages in his bag
Muffet: (Muffet: "FINALLY!")
Muffet: (Fellby: "Have you actually tried it on scorpions yet?")
Muffet: (Muffet: "...No.")
: ((I'm in my room making cardboard castles with shoetring rope))
: ((Tinfoil drawbridge soupsooon moat))
Gaster: ((nice
Luz: relaxes on the couch
MettatonSEX: ((luz sells vaati a breast plate. "for the lovely lady without assets" "...i am an androgynous man." "oh fuck"
DamnDude: (( Guys, sans isn't Ness, he's the number 10 ))
: ((*Throws around lighters*))
Luz: ((I thought fellby was gonna offer luz a job
Muffet: (Vatti: "That being said, gimme.")
Muffet: (HE'S 13)
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Luz: is in a skirt, he knows vaati's a dude
MettatonSEX: ((ok but thatd be pretty funny
MettatonSEX: ((he'd buy them anyway
Luz: is quite a sexy draggo tho
DamnDude: (( Or at least according to Brain age sans is the number 10 ))
Fellby: He stares at Luz. "Hey kid, how old are you?"
Luz: "18, my good man!". He fingerguns
Muffet: "...Really?"
MettatonSEX: Huh.
Fellby: -He raises an eyebrow.-
Luz: "But of course!"
Barchar: looks at him. Is he bullshitting?
Luz: is 13
MettatonSEX: Thought you were like 15.
Barchar: "Muffet, he's overselling himself by about 5 years."
Luz: has done this before, though. Bullshitting his way into brothels
Muffet: "Yes, I thought so."
Luz: "..how the fuck.."
Barchar: "Don't try to keep secrets from me, child."
Barchar: "I know things."
Hellaton: ....Y-yyeah, um, yyou don't... look lilike an adult.
DamnDude: (( This is like a frame before it says 10 instead of 1: http://prntscr.com/bhd4x5 ))
Luz: doesn't not that you would know what an adult draggo looks like
Fellby: "I figured as much. Stop trying to get with us, kid."
DamnDude: (( Tasbot is the best ))
MettatonSEX: and Hella just think he seems more teenage than adult
Muffet: "It's mildly cute, but more than mildly illegal."
Luz: winks, "I know, I know. But I certainly know my way around [i] those[/i] types of scenarios"
Muffet: "Come back in five years and we'll talk. Or three depending on the age of consent of your race and/or culture."
Muffet: "Ew."
Fellby: "Kid, no."
: Nectra walks in because HOLY SHIT I FELL ASLEEP FOR 10 HOURS
Vaati: Ah, hello.
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Hellaton: Hhello...
Gaster: waves. "Hey there."
: "...Hello Gaster, i've needed to discuss something with either you or Mettaton."
Gaster: Oh? Tell me more.
: "It can wait if you're...doing something though." She gestures to Luz.
MettatonSEX: It's fine, darling.
Gaster: We're not.
Muffet: "No, we're dealing with this brat right now."
Fellby: "You can thank us later."
Luz: "I would be a very worthwhile addition to your 'arsenal', as it were. I know all there is to know, massages, kissing, even...". He whispers this last part, [sub]"Hugs..."[/sub] he blushes a bit at that last one
: "Ah yes, but i've been informed a girl names Loni is staying with you? I've been told she would wish to return to the forest."
Muffet: "...I'm sorry, what?"
Fellby: "Kid, please!"
Luz: "You're missing out."
Muffet: is currently hugging Fellby for the record
Luz: "Oh my..."
Muffet: "Do you not-hugs!?"
Gaster: .. Loni. The goat girl?
Luz: looks away, blushing madly
: "Normally, we would simply send her a tree branch. But seeing as how she is staying with you I suppose it would make sense to ask permission."
Muffet: "That is quite possibly the most [i]innocent[/i] intimate action I can think of."
Luz: "Jeez... At least get a room for that stuff.."
: "Yes, she would like to return to the forest, i've been told, to stay."
MettatonSEX: Oh, yes. She can return, she wants to.
Gaster: I mean, if you can get her the proper treatment... I'm certainly happy to let her go.
Luz: hella's gonna like his timeline
Hellaton: Hoholding hannnds.
: "Yes, we'll make sure to talk to either her doctor, or Jager if he wakes up soon, about getting a supply of medicines to the Forest."
Muffet: "I suppose that's somewhat intimate."
Luz: "Ew... That's way too gross, even for me."
Fellby: -He holds Muffet's hand. Scandalous.-
Hellaton: Oh, s-sssorry...
Muffet: has six so she can hug and do that
Luz: is still looking away
Muffet: "What in the world is wrong with this kid?"
Luz: "God.. you two are absolute animals. At least use protection"
Barchar: "For the record, he doesn't have any genitals. I wish I could possibly not know that."
Muffet: "..."
Hellaton: ...D-dddifferent cuktures, Iii assume.
Muffet: "I only where gloves on the job, deary."
Fellby: -He sparks up a little. "Heh."-
Luz: "How many kids do you have, my god.."
Muffet: "Well, one, but she wasn't from me."
Fellby: "Yeah, that's... a funny story."
Luz: could very well have been the byproduct of premarital hugs
Muffet: is it premarital if they're engaged
Muffet: "She's adopted. Kind of. Arguably."
Muffet: "It's a complicated story."
Muffet: "Point is, not one child has escaped my crotchole."
MettatonSEX: ...Kid, your culture is very different from ours, so, that's not a form of... babymaking.
Hellaton: -He's fiddling with his hair.-
Luz: "Right, if you're just gonna do... [i]that[/i] the- WHAT THE FUCK?"
MettatonSEX: ...
Fellby: "Problem, kid?"
: "...Makes me wonder what spooning is to them, huh."
Muffet: "It's a euphamism! Lord!"
Luz: is blushing madly
Fellby: -He wonders how this kid would react if he saw what they usually get up to.-
Barchar: starts laughing madly
Luz: "Right, I am gonna get the HELL out of this crazy sin dungeon right fucking now."
Luz: runs the fuck out the anydoor
Barchar: "Oh, god, I think that's-THAT'S A MALE THING WITH THEM!"
Luz: no
Luz: doesn't have any genitals at all
Hellaton: .....
Muffet: (Oh nvm that then)
Muffet: (You said something about them having holes down there)
Hellaton: Iii'm handling ththis surprisingly wewell.
MettatonSEX: ((anuses?
: "...On the cuuuuurb again, on the cuuurb again~"
Gaster: I'm proud of you.
Barchar: "He thinks you have a hole in your-HAHAHA!"
Luz: has an asshole
MettatonSEX: I am too, darling.
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Muffet: (No, instead of genitals)
Muffet: (might have been my imagination)
Luz: thought she was talking about scatology
: You fucking animal
Muffet: what does that have to do with a hole in your crotch]
Hellaton: -He smiles.- Iiit's because of yoyou, mostly.
Muffet: oh
Muffet: oh lord
Muffet: that's-oh god
Gaster: ... Whoa, really?
Muffet: that's somebody's fetish
Luz: hence why he gtfoed
MettatonSEX: hugs Hellaton. Hella hugs back.
Gaster: goes to hug Hellaton too.
Hellaton: Hhhe's been helpiping me get... over it, as much as possible.
Erron: walks in... He looks extremely tired. "uugh."
Luz: stops, realizing he basically has a place where people have sex in public
Hellaton: -He hugs both bfs close.-
Fellby: "Hey Erron."
Luz: "Oh.. yesss.."
Luz: runs off to get some full body condoms
Erron: Yo...
Muffet: (what)
Muffet: (I figured they'd wear gloves)
Muffet: (wouldn't that be like)
Muffet: (a suit)
Luz: ((Hugs are essentially sex, hands are fetish shit i guess
MettatonSEX: ((its like catwoman's attire, i assume
Luz: it's like a rain poncho
: ((Is this how you avoid R34 of your game))
Luz: excpet for semen
Luz: ((No, there is a legit story reason
MettatonSEX: ((draw aged up luz hugging people
Luz: ((And when I realized it I was like "fffffuck"
MettatonSEX: ((im kidding
Muffet: (So you made it hugs or something)
MettatonSEX: ((WAIT
Luz: ((Yep
Luz: ((In the main room
Gaster: nuzzles against Hellaton's chest.
Erron: ((kinky shit, bruv
: (("Oh my god you are just fucking adroable" Luz gets hugged be someone))
Hellaton: -He whirrs, smiling.- Ththank youuu.
Gaster: I'm so happy for you.
MettatonSEX: I am too.
Luz: great job guys, you didn't explain shit, so you have a luz who's gonna advertise the bar as a brothel
MettatonSEX: I'm happy that you let me help you.
Luz: ms and you start luz supports at d because he thinks you're all perverts
Gaster: ((so the "services" are just hugs
Luz: ((Yep
Hellaton: Ii'm happy I can, mmostly, not fefeel terribble when hehearing this.
Muffet: (Muffet: You better not be muscling in on our territory grillbz)
Erron: sits at the bar and passes out, but him hitting his face on the bar wakes him back up immediately... "HNAGH!"
MettatonSEX: smooches Hellaton, and both whirr.
Vaati: ...Are you in pain?
Fellby: "Hey, is the kid at the bar okay?"
Muffet: shrugs. "Maybe."
MettatonSEX: ...Uh.
Erron: *Long Yawn* Heheh. Who you callin' kid?
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Vaati: ...You,
Erron: . . .
Fellby: "You, kid."
Erron: I'm fine. I just didn't get any sleep last night.
Fellby: "Ah, I see."
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: "..."
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Erron: ...[sub]I may or may not have stayed up till 5 AM playing Overwatch.[/sub]
Vaati: You are able to rest upon that couch.
Muffet: "To be frank, I didn't get much either."
Luz: re-enters in a full body clear poncho and a weird rune around his neck
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Fellby: Oh, it's this guy again...
Erron: ...ok, i'll bite. What's this guy's deal?
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Luz: "I didn't want to get splashed."
Muffet: "He thinks hugs make children."
Fellby: "Who, the dragon kid? No idea."
Luz: "I'm too young for kids"
Muffet: "Listen, kid, I'm about to blow your mind."
Muffet: "In this dimension, that isn't how we make children."
MettatonSEX: and Hella are hugging Gaster right now.
Luz: "..."
Muffet: "We do something called 'having sex'."
Luz: is kinda staring at that
Gaster: is nuzzling against Hellaton's chest.
Hellaton: -His hold tightens a bit.-
Luz: "Uh... What?"
Erron: ...
Gaster: Aww... darling...
Erron: Yeah, here we do a thing called "fucking."
Muffet: "...This explanation shouldn't be had while Hellaton is here. Grillby, is there somewhere less...Hellaton-involved we can do this?"
Hellaton: Ii'm doing okayyyy. Iii,'m doioing okay.
Luz: oh, you are gonna have fun when it's explained
MettatonSEX: Darling, please. Don't force yourself into this.
Fellby: "Well, let's keep it clinical."
MettatonSEX: kisses Hellaton's nose.
Gaster: boops Mettaton's nose.
Hellaton: Ahh...
Erron: ...should I just be a dick and yell the entire explanation of sex?
MettatonSEX: -He laughs.-
Hellaton: Nno.
Gaster: Do not.
Hellaton: ... Aaactually, I'm.
Muffet: "That's the problem. He needs one, and yet..."
Hellaton: -He unhugs.- Jjust tell me whehen.
Erron: ((GTG Guys
Hellaton: -He walks into a back room.-
Muffet: "I'm about to launch into it."
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MettatonSEX: ((ok
Fellby: "We're gonna do it now."
Muffet: "See, in our dimension, and most of them, males have something called a 'penis'. It is a long rod, and when it is inserted into something a female has, known as a 'vagina', then sperm is injected, and depending on certain criterium, a child is made."
Gaster: ((bye erron
MettatonSEX: [you ok hella]
Fellby: "Well, not all guys have penises and not all gals have a vagina."
Muffet: "That is what I was referring to when I mentioned 'crotcholes'. Not any...I don't know what you were thinking."
Fellby: "But that's getting into specifics."
Muffet: "Well, yes, Grillby, but let's keep things simple."
Hellaton: [yeah just getting anxious ill be fine]
Muffet: "Right now we need to explain the concept of sex, not the concept of gender."
Luz: "..."
MettatonSEX: [ok just text me if you need anything]
Muffet: "Hugs for us are not methods of making children. They're just an enjoyable, slightly intimate action."
Luz: oooooh... You don't know what you just did..
Hellaton: [ok]
Luz: you didn't just explain it to luz
Luz: hehehe
Fellby: "You okay, kid?"
Luz: "Alright..."
Muffet: okay how did i fuck up
Luz: sits down on the couch, taking off the poncho
Luz: "Well, in my dimension, people hug."
Muffet: "Well, I apologize for momentarily disgusting you."
Luz: "If that's just a... Slightly intimate action.. Sorry for freaking out."
MettatonSEX: ...I just had a threesome in front of you and I'm sorry.
Luz: "I can try to er... Not mind it."
Gaster: ... Hoooly shit.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: unhugs Gaster.
MettatonSEX: Sorry.
Muffet: "I appreciate it."
Muffet: "Holding hands, for the record: also not sexual.
Luz: "But yeah, you definitely did"
MettatonSEX: ...........
Luz: "Right.. h-hands too.. ok"
Gaster: ......
Gaster: Let's uh.
Gaster: Let's not tell Hellaton.
MettatonSEX: Oh definitely.
Muffet: "Yeah, that seems a poor idea."
Luz: "..."
Fellby: "He wouldn't be happy."
MettatonSEX: I mean we can tell him hugs and hand holding have different connotations but.
: Nectra is trying to muffle her laughter behind a pillow.
Barchar: isn't trying to muffle her laughter at all
MettatonSEX: [its safe to come bavk also hand holding and hugs are gross to this dragony kid so please respect that]
Luz: somewhere, a shit cat is laughing his ass off
Hellaton: [alright]
Gaster: -fuck off pussycat-
Luz: because by informing someone from his timeline of that
Hellaton: -He exits, sighing.-Ssorry.
Gaster: It's fine.
Luz: "It's uh.. It's ok"
MettatonSEX: It's okay.
Luz: "Just.. really weird"
Luz: you did something reeeeeeal good
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Hellaton: ...Iii get skeeved by cecertain things so I cacan relate to the unccccomfortable feeling.
Muffet: oh god i made shoe happy
Fellby: -He hugs Muffet close.-
MettatonSEX: ...Didn't you just explain this?
Fellby: "I know. One more for the road."
Muffet: sighs
Fellby: -He unhugs.-
Vaati: ...
Gaster: ... Um.
Muffet: "Well, this has certainly been an interesting day."
Fellby: "Tell me about it."
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Vaati: I shall take my leave.
MettatonSEX: Bye.
Fellby: "Bye then."
Hellaton: Ggoodbye.
Vaati: -He warps out.-
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Luz: gets a weird look on his face
Luz: this is gonna seem weird as hell now, but it makes sense
Muffet: "Is something wrong, kid?"
MettatonSEX: You okay, kid?
Fellby: "Hey, he's got a name you know."
Luz: "..."
Muffet: "I don't believe he's told it to us."
Fellby: -He doesn't know that name-
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Luz: "Uh.. it's Luz"
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MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton.
: ((hi
Luz: "Nice to.. uh"
Hellaton: Iiii'm Hellaton.
Fellby: "Alright, I'm Grillby."
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Luz: "S-sorry.. I need to um.."
MettatonSEX: Nice to meet you... uh.
Luz: goes off to the bathroom
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ...
Muffet: "Muffet, deary."
Gaster: Ohgod.
Muffet: "..."
Hellaton: Nnnot ththinking about it
Luz: do you see what you have done
Muffet: "I really, really hope he didn't just go off to...do whatever they do instead of..."
Muffet: "Dear lord what the hell"
Luz: opens the door
Barchar: is NOT looking at the bathroom
Fellby: -He rubs his temples.-
Barchar: is going to try to pretend there's no such thing as a bathroom
MettatonSEX: ...
Muffet: "I-I don't know, what did I do?"
Fellby: "... Uh..."
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Luz: "Is this a penis? I think that's what you said it was. MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE ONE"
Hellaton: ......
Fellby: "WHAT"
Hellaton: -He leaves the bar. He needs to take a walk.-
Muffet: stands up, going over to the anydoor, just going the fuck home
MettatonSEX: ...Oh dear.
Luz: gets a phone call
Luz: "..."
Fellby: -He follows her. "I'm out. I'm done!"
Luz: picks it up
Luz: glares at the two of them
Luz: "Yeah, yeah happened to me too."
Luz: "Just... I don't fucking know. Deal with it."
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Luz: angrily pockets his phone
MettatonSEX: ...Can you put that away? Please?
Luz: doesn't have his dick out jeez
MettatonSEX: Please put your dick away.
Muffet: (he meant that he picked up the call)
MettatonSEX: oh
Muffet: (not his dick)
MettatonSEX: nvm
Luz: picked up a phone
Luz: "Ok. What."
Gaster: shakes his head. "I don't know!"
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Luz: "I'm not the only one, apparently"
MettatonSEX: Oh no.
MettatonSEX: ...
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Gaster: ... Well. Um.
MettatonSEX: J-just... What the fuck.
Luz: "I'm just... Gonna go the fuck home before you tell me any more 'secrets'"
MettatonSEX: ...Okay? Sorry.
: http://prntscr.com/bhdj6a ))
Gaster: That... that's a good idea.
Luz: walks out the anydoor, pissed
: (( http://i.imgur.com/eFhwa2P.gifv
Hellaton: -He reenters the bar.- Thhhhis is erased frfrom my memory this nenever happened.
MettatonSEX: ...
Muffet: (did we just])
Gaster: nods. "Understandable."
: ((wow RIP Laharl))
Muffet: (make Luz's entire dimension able to have sex again)
Muffet: (did we fix it)
Luz: ((You just introduced sex to the world of ardis
Gaster: ((ruh roh
Luz: ((Gg
: ((is that a good thing
: ((or a bad thing
Hellaton: -He sits at the bar.-
Luz: ((It won't impact the story
Luz: ((But you dun went and goofed real bad
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Luz: +1 giving draggo child a donger
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Luz: ((I realized halfway through this that if you told anyone about sex, it would become possible
Luz: ((So I had a little fun
: Luz [Luz] is now Barsriel [Barsriel].
Barsriel: ((It will make sense
Muffet: (but seriously why exactly is this bad)
Muffet: (or good)
Gaster: rubs his eyes. "... I feel like I need a drink."
Muffet: (it seems pretty neutral)
Barsriel: ((It's neither, just a goof
Barsriel: ((A funi joek
Barsriel: ((Now you can walk into the timeline like 'hey we gave everybody dicks'
Gaster: ((hella doesn't want to be known for that
MettatonSEX: ((hella didnt do it
MettatonSEX: ((its muffets faukt
MettatonSEX: ((she did it
Barsriel: ((Luz is gonna point at muffet and say 'SHES THE ONE'
Barsriel: ((And then you get burnt at the stake
Barsriel: ((Lolno
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Gaster: ((muffet: goddess of dicks
DamnDude: (( Can you give everyone dicks in game? ))
DamnDude: (( Like is that one of the events that arises? ))
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: ((Slarvath: You can give everybody goats))
: ((Slarvath: Then you teach them to fuk))
Muffet: (ooh I'm gonna use that chie)
Muffet: (it'll be on her business cards)
Gaster: ((i gotta draw it
Muffet: (Muffet, goddess of dicks)
: ((tan outta tan
Gaster: ((she'll be in a gorgeous mucha-inspired thing and she's just holding various dongs
MettatonSEX: ((tenouttaten
MettatonSEX: ((six dix
Muffet: (mucha?)
Gaster: ((alphonse mucha
Gaster: ((it's like, art deco
Muffet: (ah, okay)
Muffet: (perfect)
: Tenouttaton))
: ((Tenouttaglass))
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Gaster: ((like, something like this: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0f/03/86/0f0386991bfbc1ca38effe6754e798e5.jpg
Muffet: (it's perfect)
Muffet: (put purple fire in the background)
Gaster: ((you
Muffet: (and maybe shattered bone somewhere in a corner)
Gaster: ((i like the way you think
Muffet: (thx)
MettatonSEX: ((and spiderwebs
Muffet: (spiderwebs, obviously)
MettatonSEX: ((make one of the dicks fellby's
Gaster: ((she's holding it next to her heart
Gaster: ((... i might do a non-dick version to post on my normal blog
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Muffet: (problem with that is making it stand out against a purple fire background)
MettatonSEX: ((her dress is a light gold maybe
: ((her dress is made out of baby hands))
: ((lolno))
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Muffet: ([s]white and gold[/s])
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MettatonSEX: ((blue and black
: ((blue and black dress
: ((do it
Muffet: (I mean, hey, why not)
Muffet: (blue and black probably go well with...muffet-color)
Gaster: ((i'm gonna do laurels of orchids and cleomes
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: ((make an orchid with mettaton's face on it))
Gaster: ((actually, no, the instead of orchids i'm doing cactus flowers
Muffet: (Maybe put Hellaton in somehow)
: ((then make a cactus flower with metta's face printed on it))
Muffet: (just her whole circle slightly referenced)
Gaster: ((and maybe orange lilies for revenge
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Muffet: (in which case maybe WFrisk should somehow also be referenced but eh)
MettatonSEX: ((put in something red thats all you need like a red heart somewhere
MettatonSEX: ((that references frisk more actually
Muffet: (Maybe SOULs?)
Muffet: (but yeah that's Frisk)
Muffet: (But also makes it fit more as a general undertale picture)
MettatonSEX: ((the corner with broken bones make red
Muffet: (when you take out all the dinguses)
Gaster: ((HOO BOY i found a whole page of plant symbolism
Muffet: (oh, yeah, that works. A red splotch or something. Like blood, but not blood, because...you know.)
Muffet: (Skeleton)
Gaster: ((apparently lime blossoms mean fornication
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Muffet: (10)
: ((I just realized something))
: ((It isn't Wing Ding Gaster))
: ((It's Wing Dingus Gaster
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MettatonSEX: ((wing dong gaster
Muffet: (Wank Dick Gaster)
: ((you made me imagine a dong with wings
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MettatonSEX: ((wild dong gaster
: flaming fire cock
Gaster: ((thanks for your inputs everyone
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Muffet: (your welcome chime)
Muffet: (I hope you can even do like some)
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: ((you're welcome
: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Gaster: ((now, question
Gaster: ((should she be facing towards the viewer or away from the viewer?
MettatonSEX: ((towards
Muffet: (Towards)
Gaster: ((yeah, that's what i was thinking
Muffet: (so that the glasses and muffet-y look are visible)
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Gaster: ((i hate drawing people looking over their shoulder anyway
Muffet: (oh, over-the-shoulder could work, but forward is better)
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Barsriel: ((I am the barb armstarg
Gaster: ((gg
MettatonSEX: sighs, leaning onto his husband.
Gaster: smiles. "Hi, handsome."
MettatonSEX: Hi, sweetheart.
Barsriel: ((Muffet puts on her resume "Gave an entire sexless universe genitals"
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Gaster: ((so i'm thinking, maybe spiderwebs in the frame
Muffet: (That's her backup for the 'goddess of dicks' title)
Muffet: (*thumbs up*)
Muffet: (That's a good place)
Muffet: (so that the middle isn't too visually messy with muffet herself and the multitude of penii)
MettatonSEX: ((penises
: ((penises
Napstablook: (pingas
MettatonSEX: ((pingas
: ((pingas
Barsriel: ((snooping as usual I see
MettatonSEX: ((hue
Muffet: (I know that penii isn't the actual plural of penis)
Gaster: holds Mettaton's hand.
Muffet: (but typing the word 'penii' amuses me)
Muffet: (so i use it)
Gaster: ((a bouquet of dongs
Organization: ((huehuehuehuehuehuehuehueheuehueheueh
: ((dongtown
: ((ding dong))
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Muffet: (a dickuet if you will)
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Muffet: (Fellby, however, would have a bootyquet)
: ((I DID IT))
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Gaster: ((good job dropping it
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: ((HAH
: ((Give us pics))
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MettatonSEX: interlocks his fingers with Gaster's. Scandalous.
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Gaster: smiles, resting his head on Mettaton's chest. Ooh la la.
MettatonSEX: is whirring and warm.
: ((Gaster: Your chest is so warm it could fry an egg.))
MettatonSEX: ((metta: that my leg tho
: ((Metta: I am not your housewife, go buy a fucking pan.))
Gaster: ... It's quiet.
: ((Gaster: I am pan.))
: ((Metta: Make me breakfaet.))
MettatonSEX: ((gaster: you are pan.
: ((breakfast*
: (( http://prntscr.com/bhduk4 ))
: ((that's why metta's legs can fry eggs
MettatonSEX: ((gaster: you dont even need food you fuck
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: ((Metta: Darling, you should know by now that I'm a rich fuck. I like to taste things))
MettatonSEX: ((metta: like your cock
: ((Gaster: i like to taste your dongs
MettatonSEX: ((gimli: AND MY AXE
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton: get out of our house!
: UnexpectedGimli: AND MY AXE
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: ((Metta: i do not fuck axes))
Jeska or Jekon: (Im watching pokemon with my clasa
: ((Metta: i only fuck skeletons <3
Gaster: ((dude nice
Muffet: (And other robots)
: ((nice))
MettatonSEX: ((no, flame
MettatonSEX: ((also nice
: ((hella is sex repulsed though))
Muffet: (well, yeah)
: ((it can't work))
Jeska or Jekon: (why the ffuck has Ash not gotten any older?
MettatonSEX: ((I KNOW
Muffet: (Because ho-oh(?))
: ((I KNOW
Gaster: ((because he's a demon who drains life force from young women
DamnDude: (( I'm very confused right now ))
Jeska or Jekon: (seems like it. I remember when the show came out
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MettatonSEX: ((twizzlers are fuckin nasty
Jeska or Jekon: (also watched star wars the clone wars cartoons with them
Jeska or Jekon: (holy crap its a violent cartoon
Muffet: (yeah it really is)
Jeska or Jekon: (I had to stop letting me watxh it
Jeska or Jekon: (made me miss Samurai Jack though
Muffet: (At least the new one might not be awful)
Muffet: (theoretically)
Gaster: ((gennedy is involved, i think
Jeska or Jekon: (tried to wacth the old tmnt too
Muffet: (which one)
Jeska or Jekon: (man it is dumb and ols
Muffet: (there were two)
Jeska or Jekon: (80s
Muffet: (okay probably 80s then)
Muffet: (I watched the new old one a couple years ago and remember liking it pretty well)
Muffet: (Well, more than a coupe years ago. I had pretty shit taste as a kid.)
Jeska or Jekon: (the one I watches when I was a kid is just so..cheesy
Muffet: (well, kiddier kid)
Jeska or Jekon: (you still do! nah jk
: ((Do yourself a favor guys and watch X and Y with subs))
: ((The dubbers for the current anime are kind sucky, and it's not great if you miss out on possibly the best season so far because of bad dubbin))
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: ((ah))
Barsriel: ((I like twizzlers
Muffet: (who are you)
Muffet: (WHAT are you)
Barsriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o
: ((I'm Frisky Whiskington the God/Goddess of rainbows.))
: ((Also, no they fucking don't))
Napstablook: (twizzlers are delicious what the heck)
MettatonSEX: ((they taste like wax
MettatonSEX: ((actually no
: ((they taste like shit))
MettatonSEX: ((i bit a candle as a child it tasted better than a twizzler
Barsriel: ((They taste like sugar and chemicals
Napstablook: (twizzlers are delicious what the heck)
Barsriel: ((And that's a good taste
: ((SUGAR?))
MettatonSEX: ((she is but not when it comes to good candy
: ((yeah))
MettatonSEX: ((at least i get all the candy corn to myself
: ((candy corn is amazing))
: ((NO))
Barsriel: is unintentionally holding barchar's hand
Jeska or Jekon: (I love twizzlera
Barsriel: ((CAU: CIVIL WAR
Jeska or Jekon: (beat candy evwr made
Jeska or Jekon: best*
: (([sup]i can't say the same for now but that's besides the point[/sup]
: ((BUT
Jeska or Jekon: (alright there Arin
Muffet: (NO U)
: ((you can't suck ass.))
: ((like i do.))
Jeska or Jekon: (me thinks those who dislike twizzlers have broken taste buds
Gaster: is humming to himself quietly.
MettatonSEX: ((i get all the jolly ranchers, lollipops, and smarties
: ((Jolly ranchers? Hell yeah.))
Barsriel: "O-oh.. sorry"
: ((Lollipops? Hell yeah.))
Muffet: (lollipops jolly ranchers and smarties are great)
: ((Smarties? Hell yeah.))
Barsriel: "Didn't realize I was doing that.. sorry"
: ((dude))
Barchar: "Eh."
: ((candy corn))
Barsriel: ((Candy corn is good shit
: ((is good))
Napstablook: (mv gets all the jolly ranchers, lollipops, and smarties cause i hate them)
Hellaton: -He goes to lean on Gaster.-
Muffet: (see that's where you're weird jal)
Barsriel: takes his hand off
Muffet: (we're all weird in our own special way)
Barsriel: looks very guilty
Jeska or Jekon: (actually I dont lije twizzlers
Gaster: orders a plate of fries.
: ((i'm a fucking asshole.))
Barsriel: ((Clipboards
Barsriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o
: (( http://i.imgur.com/eFhwa2P.gifv
Gaster: ((http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/86/8639/WEZM300Z/posters/alphonse-mucha-the-moon.jpg
MettatonSEX: (( http://www.shamchat.com/a7c9a75d/ http://www.shamchat.com/0ca6bfa7/ http://www.shamchat.com/4885cd07/ http://www.shamchat.com/6aec3fbd/ http://www.shamchat.com/30dc18e0/
Muffet: (http://crystalwitches.tumblr.com/post/146034964336/amethysts-snapchat-part-2-part-1)
Muffet: (ET TU, YAZAN?)
Jeska or Jekon: (yeah Im just trollin
Napstablook: ( https://i.imgsafe.org/37a478c736.jpg
DamnDude: (( I have nothing ))
Muffet: (wtf jal)
MettatonSEX: ((it lapis
: ((that's good if you made that jalphys))
Napstablook: (oh ty!
Jeska or Jekon: (bye Felicila
Muffet: (lapis looks very strangely chubby)
Napstablook: (she's supposed to look chubby
: ((np, both you and mv are good artists))
MettatonSEX: ((ouo!
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MettatonSEX: ((au where every su character is chubby
Napstablook: (the best au
MettatonSEX: ((second best, the best au is the "steven befriends yellow diamond and she comes to holiday dinners" au
Muffet: (Momswap is the best au and I sha'nt hear dissent)
MettatonSEX: ((thats my third fave
Barsriel: is being a guilty gote
Gaster: ((oh the reminds me i was drawing damascus the other day
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MettatonSEX: hugs his husband and his boyfriend close.
Gaster: ((they now have a sharashi over their boobage
Hellaton: Oh, hhhello.
MettatonSEX: ((cool cool
Gaster: Hi, honey.
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Hellaton: -He leans into the hug. And that involves leaning onto Gaster so that his soft fluffy hair touches the skel.-
Gaster: is holding his husband's hand right now, ruffling his boyfriend's hair.
Barchar: Looks at him. "If you want to do that, you can."
Barchar: "I don't mind."
Barchar: is sounding as neutral as possible
Hellaton: -He whirrs, nuzzling into the hair ruffles.-
: ((Barchar secretly wants the incest))
Barsriel: "Just.. didn't notice. You ah.. you used to not like that.."
Barsriel: i'm just putting in my hc chara, if she was a particularly nice chara speak up now
Gaster: You like that, don't you?
MettatonSEX: smiles, holding both sweethearts.
Hellaton: Yyyes.
Hellaton: It's... nice.
Gaster: kisses Hellaton's cheek.
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Barchar: Was pretty average so sure
Barchar: "I didn't?"
Barchar: as in the average chara
Hellaton: -He kisses back, grinning.-
Barchar: "I mean, I don't...really...know." she shrugged.
MettatonSEX: Cute.
Hellaton: Yyou mean yoyou?
Gaster: holds Hellaton a little closer.
MettatonSEX: Hella, sh. I mean you two.
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Hellaton: -He whirrs audibly.-
Barsriel: not an abusive chara, but.. not a very nice one
Barsriel: "Yeah.. you didn't like it much.."
Barsriel: "Said it was weird"
: ((Barsriel: You also called me a whore))
Barchar: "I mean, I guess it kind of is, but I don't mind."
Barsriel: "Sorry for being weird then.."
: ((Barchar: .... you're not a spider or a fire man
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Barchar: "I mean, the sensation of touch is still..." she flexes her fingers. "A bit interesting, after 12 years of not having it, but I'm almost used to it."
MettatonSEX: ((barchar: or mettaton
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MettatonSEX: ((metta: piss off
: ((gaster: back off of my husband
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MettatonSEX: ((hella: gggo eat shit
Barsriel: "Y-yeah.. I couldn't feel much as.. that thing. And before that.. before that... it's not important"
Barchar: (Barchar: "I mean, I could if I could find some")
Barsriel: gently holds her hand
Barchar: shrugs, looking forward again as he did
DamnDude: (( I don't know why I keep looking back when I fear it ))
Muffet: (huh?)
Gaster: squirms a little closer to Hellaton.
Hellaton: -He leans into this, pulling Gaster into a tighter hug.-
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Gaster: hums happily to himself.
Hellaton: Iiii love you so mumumuch.
Gaster: I love you too.
MettatonSEX: I love both of you.
MettatonSEX: kisses his loves.
Hellaton: -He kisses back-
Gaster: is kissed.
Gaster: I think I'm ready to go to bed.
MettatonSEX: Alright, darling.
Barsriel: "So.. mom and dad aren't around any more.."
Hellaton: -He unhugs Gaster.-
MettatonSEX: unhugs the two.
Gaster: gets up, rubbing his eyes.
MettatonSEX: and Hella go home, you know the positions, the two robots sandwiching Gaster, it's cute and gay.
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Muffet: (Actually, how are the toriel and asgore that were in the cube?)
: "I'm in my room making cardboard castles with shoestring rope! Soupspoon drawbridge tinfoil moat! I'm still dreaming all these yeaaaars!"
Gaster: ((probably permadead
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Barsriel: ((Dead
MettatonSEX: Goodnight, you two. I love you.
Barsriel: ((Perm dead
Barsriel: ((Io took them with him, as with every dead-one
Hellaton: Iii love you boboth.
Barsriel: ((And Nado killed Rev-Asgore
Gaster: I love you both.
Barsriel: (([s]along with the rest of asri-hell[/s]
MettatonSEX: and Hella kiss Gaster, then each other, as they go to bed.
MettatonSEX: ((gn
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Gaster: ((gn
: ((gn
Barchar: "Yeah. They...they died."
Barchar: "Twice, actually. Io killed them.:
Barsriel: "I know.. I-I was kind of hoping they'd come back too.."
Barchar: "Yeah..."
: ((Barchar: Campbell's soup, you make me sick Customer Support: Hi, Barchar! We suggest you try some of our hot and ready Campbell's Soup, it will warm up your cold, dead heart!))
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Grillby: polishes a glass.
: ((has grillby ever stuck his dick in a glass and melted it))
: ((sexually))
Grillby: ((no 'cause that's stupid
: ((it is
: ((but imagine
Muffet: (Grillby hasn't)
Muffet: (Fellby, however)
Grillby: ((if you pay enough
: ((okay so i have the general idea of eleven characters))
: ((this is going to be fucking hell))
Barsriel: meanwhile in the dreamer reborn timeline
: ((when i do it))
Barsriel: the streets are running white with the cum of the innocent
Fellby: -what have we doooone-
Barsriel: luz has a new drink to sell, that's what you've done
: ((eleven
: ((characters
: ((two of them have come to the bar))
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Muffet: we've made a paradise, deary
Barsriel: ((Rip u
: ((what))
: ((it's not rip me))
: ((this is going to be fun))
Fellby: -Okay then.-
Barsriel: is blushing a bit
Barchar: is not. Might be if she actually let herself.
Barsriel: awkward sibling sexual tension time
Frisky: ((perfect color))
Barsriel: lolno, he's just hoping she doesn't hate him
Hyper: ((slarvath
❤ Frisk: ((at
★ Titania: ((least
Organization: ((i
: "And I said love thy neighbor! And I said fuck thy haters!" His car starts uip, and drives off.
: Blaring loud music all the way.
Walter: ((have
Kassie: ((colors))
Barchar: I mean if he's even looking at her it's plain to see
: ((you light blue
Frisky: ((trash
Barsriel: isn't, he's looking down guiltily
Barsriel: ((HOLY SHIT
: ((wow))
Barchar: "Look, it's clear that you think that there's something up with me. What's wrong?"
Barsriel: "I-I.. I'm glad you.. um, don't remember how horrible a person I was.. I-I failed you over and over again and.. I just feel really bad about that.."
: (("And I said love thy haters! And I said fuck off Frisky!" -Laharl, 2016))
Barchar: "Uh..."
Barchar: "Somehow I doubt you were a horrible person, Asriel. Maybe when you were Flowey."
Barchar: "That just...doesn't even mesh in my mind."
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Barsriel: "No I.. I was really bad.. I'm trying not to be as bad this time.."
Barsriel: ((Symmetra and pharah are my gurls
Barsriel: ((They're so good
Barchar: "I just...if you say so, I guess."
Barchar: "But somehow it just doesn't...fit."
Barchar: "Withjout any catalyst, that's like..." She bumped her hands together awkwardly. "Beep boop, does not compute."
Barsriel: the memories are there... she probably doesn't want to see them, but they're there
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Barchar: is still trying to avoid looking at it for the most part
Barsriel: smiles a bit at that
Barsriel: "If you want to know what I did.. I can tell you.. But I really wanna leave that behind now.."
Barchar: "I...figure I don't need to know that. Yet." She says, though it was reluctant. Refusing knowledge felt wrong to her.
Barsriel: "Right.."
Barsriel: hugs her nervously
Barchar: "...Ugh...trying [i]not[/i] to know something feels so...weird."
Barsriel: "Sorry.."
Barchar: "It's not your fault."
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Barchar: "I get the feeling that not knowing this is the best for all of us."
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Muffet: (...well then)
DamnDude: (( And everything went silent ))
Muffet: (Hello darkness my old friend)
Muffet: (I've come to talk with you again)
Muffet: (because a vision softly creeping)
Muffet: (left its seed while I was sleeping)
Muffet: (and the visioooon that was planted in my brain)
Muffet: (still remains)
Muffet: (within the sound of silence)
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DamnDude: (( R I P ))
Muffet: (Hi again frisky)
: ((hi
: ((Laharl is probably dead))
: ((Covered in the ink of the innocent))
Muffet: (high rip laharl)
: ((high janitor laharl))
DamnDude: (( He died how he lived, high ))
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Jeska or Jekon: (oi
DamnDude: (( hi ))
: ((Go suffocate on chocolate milk))
Jeska or Jekon: (no
: ((Not you Yazan))
Muffet: (Hi yaz)
: ((The others))
Muffet: (wow rude)
Jeska or Jekon: (oh
DamnDude: (( Wow, All I said is that you died in a high position ))
Jäger Leyline: (btw jager is still in a coma
Jeska or Jekon: (think he might be brain dead by now
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: ((Well that sucks))
Jeska or Jekon: (could make him the terry shibo of cau
Jeska or Jekon: (Also I call dibs on using Fable characters
: ((cause theres so many of us here who play fable))
Barsriel: ((Gonna see how gr8 this fangame is
Jeska or Jekon: (its a trap slarv
DamnDude: (( I'm pretty sure Fables is the name of the comic, not the game. ))
DamnDude: fixes his nerd glasses.
Jeska or Jekon: (Yeah fables the original property though
Barsriel: ((>Q: Does this work with pirated versions? A: Nope
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Yazan: -smacks them off-
Barsriel: ((Get fucked butt pirate laharl
: ((also laharl rude))
: ((i haven't drunk any chocolate milk in weeks))
Jeska or Jekon: is the*
DamnDude: knew that.
: ((Lol what fangame))
DamnDude: puts them back on.
: ((Lolharl))
Barsriel: ((Arkantos
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: ((I prefer the term Laharlot))
Barsriel: ((A joyful mod
Organization: ((Laharlot))
Organization: ((Okay.))
Barsriel: ((A lisa fangame actually released and u can't play it
Organization: ((-puts on kamina sunglasses-))
Organization: ((Let's fucking go))
DamnDude: goes to the red dimension.
: ((Sure as hell not paying money to get the full version of a game I can't even talk about too much without breaking all the chast rules))
DamnDude: wears all red.
DamnDude: (( Camo ))
Katelyn: ((succumb
Tom: ((to
Organization: ((the
Walter: ((chat
Harry: ((rules
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: Mother Fucker: (( Bitch ))
Organization: ((can i roleplay a serious character now))
DamnDude: (( Hmm ))
DamnDude: (( no ))
: Serious Man: (( I'll allow it ))
Organization: ((Fuck you, I'm going to roleplay this character anyways because he will be important later on when I actually decide to do shit after Slarvath's arc and your arc.))
Organization: ((So please do allow it.))
Organization: (( :)
DamnDude: (( I say I'll allow it and then you say fuck you ))
DamnDude: (( :D ))
Organization: ((Shhhhh.))
Barsriel: ((>When azzy learns the girl he's got a crush on is gay
DamnDude: (( Doesn't he already have a gf? ))
DamnDude: (( Are you making azzy a pimp? ))
Muffet: (wait did his gf turn out to be a lesbian)
Barsriel: ((I call her his gf bcuz im mocking
Muffet: (oh okay)
DamnDude: (( oh ok ))
Barsriel: ((No, I also just learned she's trans and was referring to before she was trans, so idfk
Muffet: (...who?)
Muffet: (the one he has a crush on or his quote-unquote gf)
Barsriel: ((They're the same
Barsriel: ((I call her his gf to tease him
Muffet: (oh)
Muffet: (so your other tulpa is gay and trans)
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Barsriel: ((Not my tulpa
Organization: * This.. entity thing walks into the bar, its entire body pitch black with the minor addition of shining crystal white eyes, similar to a flashlight. You know, an actual flashlight that's actually bright. It sits down in the corner, adjusting something. Perhaps it's wearing something that nobody could actually see unless they looked close enough?
Barsriel: ((Someone else's
Muffet: (okay I'm confused)
Muffet: (ah)
Muffet: bc
Muffet: (that did not work)
Organization: ((fyi this is an old character))
Barchar: :
Organization: ((that i decided to rework))
Barsriel: is leaning slightly on charbarcb
Organization: ((charbarcb
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Organization: ((Barchar: I'm the adult, you are the child))
Organization: ((Barsriel: Fuck you))
Organization: ((Barsriel: -unzips pants-
Barchar: (Barchar: "FUCK YEAH")
Organization: * It.. or he, whatever, is kind of just sitting there. It won't respond until somebody actually speaks to it.
Barchar: "Ahem. Hello."
Barchar: is Charbarcb. What's he wearin'?
Barsriel: "Hey?"
Organization: * You can't fucking see what he's wearing.
Organization: * All you see is darkness.
Barchar: well then
Barchar: that's
Organization: "Hello."
Barchar: strange
Barchar: "...Why exactly is your face a void?"
Organization: * he has bright white eyes
Organization: * i just said this
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Organization: "And why are your eyes red, do you not know that isn't a natural eye color? Do not ask me questions that are redundant and don't serve any purpose that is benefitial to our current conversation."
Barchar: you said that if somebody looked close at his face they might be able to see that he was wearing something.
Barchar: is Barchar.
Barchar: "Well, yes, but I know [i]why[/i] my eyes are red."
Organization: * if you look at his body
Organization: * close enough
Organization: * you would see his clothing
Barchar: ( Perhaps it's wearing something that nobody could actually see unless they looked close enough?)
Organization: ((
Organization: ((<[u]wearing[/u] somethiny
Organization: ((something*
Organization: ((you don't wear eyes
Organization: ((you wear clothes
Organization: "But that serves no purpose and I do not want to know why."
Barchar: (okay one of us is really fucking confused here)
Organization: "So, if you want to engage in a conversation with me, ask me more important questions."
Organization: ((THIS IS EASY
Organization: ((TO FIND OUT
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Barsriel: ((Azzy keepin me up till 2 am bein a therapist gote
Barchar: "To be honest, you haven't raised any other questions."
Barchar: (okay)
Barchar: (You worded it strangely. I thought what you meant was that he was wearing something that was making the flashlight thing.)
Organization: ((no))
Organization: (( of shining crystal white eyes, similar to a flashlight.
Organization: (( It sits down in the corner, adjusting something. Perhaps it's wearing something that nobody could actually see unless they looked close enough?
Organization: ((it's adjusting its clothes
Organization: ((that you can't see
Organization: ((because it is a pitch black entity
Barchar: (ahh okay)
Organization: ((i specificially said that the eyes are similar to flashlights))
Barchar: (right alright all confusing things are cleared up)
Organization: "Good."
Organization: "I do not wish to be frowned upon."
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Organization: "I also do not wish to answer ten questions."
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Barchar: "Good to know, I suppose."
Organization: "All I will say is that I will only attack the few that want to murder me."
Organization: "As an act of self defense."
Barchar: "Alright. Well, unless you find it prudent to attack an Asriel, I won't join that list."
Organization: "Understood."
Organization: ((Barchar: damn, this guy is actually calm and collected))
Organization: ((Barchar: let's not be friends))
Organization: ((Barchar: i'm only friends with depressed self-loathing goats))
DamnDude: (( Barchar: Who are also terrible people ))
Barchar: (Barchar: "I'm an interesting woman")
Organization: ((now, i've introduced three out of eleven characters that will be important later on))
DamnDude: (( "With terrible standards" ))
Organization: ((and i'm just waiting for this plot twist i plan on making))
Organization: ((literally none of you will guess it unless you're albert einstein))
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Barchar: (And that Barchar's name?)
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Barchar: (anyway I should sleep bye)
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Organization: ((oh wow rip))
DamnDude: (( K O ))
Barsriel: ((Ripe
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Barsriel: ((This mod is laggy AF
DamnDude: (( KO ))
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Organization: * Eventually it blinks a bit. [sup]"... All I've needed to do has been done."[/sup] It disappears.
Organization: ((i'm gonna go to bed now))
Organization: ((OHKO
Organization: ((RIP FRISKY
Frisky: ((fuck off--
Organization: ((SHUSH))
Organization: ((-kicks frisky in the crotch-
Frisky: ((ACK
Frisky: ((MY CROTCH))
Organization: ((fuck off and go the fuck to bed))
Frisky: ((FINE))
Barsriel: ((AND MY CROTCH
Frisky: ((GN))
DamnDude: (( gn ))
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DamnDude: (( So ))
DamnDude: (( What happens now? ))
Barsriel: ((We go out, find a nice catholic girl, get married, have kids, send them to school, have them excel in their studies, pick up a specialty, become the greatest child prodigies in that field, send them to the prestigious hope's peak academy where their talents will be nurtured, have the school be taken over by a nazi, and have our kids be forced to kill each other for sport, get out and form the future foundation, fail to capture the ultimate despairs, recapture them on jabberwock island, and season 3 hasn't come out yet so I dunno what to do after that))
Barsriel: ((Or just be hinty fucks
: Barsriel [Barsriel] is now ??? [].
: "Hey.. you ok?"
DamnDude: (( My kid would do better ))
: "Y-yeah... why?"
: "You're crying.. that's why."
: "..."
: "I... I don't wanna do this any more..."
: "Can we just.. be friends? J-just play and not work any more?"
: "We are friends.. but we have to keep on going, ok?"
: "If we don't keep working..."
: "I guess this isn't good enough for you.."
: "N-no! This is amazing!"
: "No.. you don't mean that. I'm sorry.. you deserve a better friend than me."
: "No! D-don't go.."
: "It's better this way..."
: "P-please, I'll do anything you want just.. don't go"
: "..anything?~"
: "Y-yeah.."
DamnDude: (( 0 ))
: "Let's get down to business then!~ I'm so happy you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world!"
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: "..."
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Barsriel: ((So ends my hinty shit for the night
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DamnDude: (( Huh ))
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DamnDude: (( Oh hey ))
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Jeska or Jekon: ((NO
Jeska or Jekon: ((YOU"RE WRONG
Jeska or Jekon: ((ITS FUCKING FIRDAY
Jeska or Jekon: ((....you alive?'
: nope
Jeska or Jekon: ((good
Jeska or Jekon: ((with you dead I can finally rule the janitorial world
FLion: -walks in
FLion: well gee I wonder where my new friend went. I;ll have to use my super duper handy navigator to find her
: Good thing Scillia isn't there.
: Fuck
FLion: Hey you! Can you tell me where Scilla whent?
Jeska or Jekon: went*
: Nah.
: No idea.
FLion: Hmm
FLion: -looks at his radar device- according to my DHN
Jeska or Jekon: shes....THIS WAY! -walks towards the anydoor-
Jeska or Jekon: ((opps
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FLion: walks out of the anydoor and is at the forest's edge
: Scillia was at the Forest's edge for a bit. She promptly, pon realizing FLion is here, nopes the FUCK out.
FLion: I upload the video to youtube!
FLion: You should see all the hits its making!
: You put a video fo Scillia's eyes on the internet.
: Wow, i'm sure that last six hours of footage of you sitting in a timeline as a statue is fucking rivetting.
FLion: Its about our whole trip together!
: Hessyst steps out of the clearing for a bit. "Misssss Scilliaaaaa does not want to seee you right now."
FLion: but....but shes my friend
: "Sheeee is buuuusy."
FLion: I just want to show her the hits of the video
: "Pleaaaaase, leaaaaave"
FLion: It really popular! -pulls out an ipad- You should watch it!
FLion: pleaseeeeeee -has puppy dog eyes-
: "Hoooow do you eeeveeen have interneeeeet."
FLion: starts playing the video, "oh this is a good part,
: Hessyst closes his eyes. Because Scillia's eyes are in the video.
: And he is not risking shit.
FLion: yeah I had some werid issue with the feed when I gave Scillia a flower
FLion: my gopro broke too
: "Probabbblyyy because you becaaaame stoooone."
: "Leaaave the forest before I remooove you."
FLion: stone?
FLion: but...but....but PLEASE!!!!!
: Hessyst does a good guy thing, and extends a stretchy arm to FLion, grabbing the lion by the back of the shirt.
: "Leave or beeee throooown hooome."
FLion: has the biggest puppy eyes
: Hessyst's eyes are closed. Because he has no idea if that video is going to turn him to rock.
FLion: I just want to see my friend
: "Byeeee" He fucking, chusk FLion as far as he can.
: Mainly because I can't RP right now too much.
FLion: ((he is technically pure of heart, does that the forest will attack him?
FLion: lets out a Wilhelm scream
: ((Nope! But the denizens of the forest will get sick of his shit in milliseconds!))|
FLion: pulls a parachute
FLion: he lands and has a sad look on his face
Loni Leyline: -has returned to the forest by now
FLion: hmmmm
FLion: that mean man is preventing me from seeing my friend. Guess I'll have to sneak past him
: ((Do you just WANT someone to kll FLion at this point))
: ((Cause eventually Scillia is just not gonna give a handy crow feather))
FLion: ((nope
FLion: grabs a bush and starts walking towards Hessyst
FLion: he stops when Hessyt looks his way
: I can't RP I'm gonna have to leave in a bit))
FLion: ((alrgiht
FLion: ((get to it later
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FLion: falls asleep in the bush instead
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FLion: (hey BC
FLion: (mean flame
Barchar: (heya)
Barchar: (I really feel like i should go back to sleep)
FLion: (then go cuz im about to go myself
FLion: (likely
FLion: (you die?
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FLion: (eeuyp
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Organization: ((hi))
FLion: (sup
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: ((nothing much)).
: ((Damn you, stray period.))
FLion: (your fault
FLion: (at a film club watching the raid 2
: ((nice))
FLion: (seen it bwfore?
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: ((nope))
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Bigby Wolf: back
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Barsriel: ((Wont be on today
Barsriel: ((Rip
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Bigby Wolf: (k
: ((I just found a fucking shiny Spearow))
: ((on Pokémon Reborn))
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: ((Oh well, I don't need that piece of shit anyways))
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: ((Even though it looks cool))
: ((I already have a shiny Tangrowth))
Bigby Wolf: (dont know those pk
: ((are you kidding me they are from generation 1 + 2
: ((the oldest games))
Bigby Wolf: (dude its been well.over a decade sincw I played a pokemon ganw
: ((true.))
Bigby Wolf: (whu woiks
Bigby Wolf: (fucking phone
Bigby Wolf: (walking home except mistakes
: ((but hey, i didn't know that))
: ((they are pretty memorable in my mind though))
: ((you have others things to worry about yadda yadda so it's fine))
Bigby Wolf: (eh pokemon never really interested me after I played red and yellow
: ((i just like the battling))
Bigby Wolf: (from.what Ive seen nothing haa really cjanges for pk
: ((they do add changes though))
Bigby Wolf: (small things like types amx new pk
: ((the main point is generally the same but things like new regions, the fucking graphics, and other little things))
: ((and different ways to battle
Bigby Wolf: (yeah call of duty
: ((eh))
: ((pokemon is better than cod ngl))
: ((and that's not because of the nostalgia classes))
: ((cod sucks ass))
Bigby Wolf: (I mean that the core game doesnt change
Bigby Wolf: (like cod
: ((with pokémon, you can't really do that))
: ((it's about "catching them all"))
Bigby Wolf: (sure you.can, like at pokemon snap
: ((yeah))
Bigby Wolf: (and what about an open world adventure game qithout the rp
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: ((heya
Bigby Wolf: (oi
: ((but there are competitive players out there that like to battle other people, think of smogon and all that shit. and there's the ones who catch all seven hundred something. and there's the one who trade. people do enjoy the game in different ways and would prefer the core game to stay the same because they still want to do their thing. an open world adventure, though? that would be neat, but it hasn't really been done yet, though the fans are working on that too))
: ((but i guess that's your preference))
: ((really, pokémon was kinda my childhood so of course i would like it still))
: ((maybe it's just the nostalgia classes, who knows))
: ((you have your opinion, you have mine, we both can't change it))
Bigby Wolf: (the thing is thay nintendo doesnt really innovate as mich as people thibk they do.
: ((i know))
Bigby Wolf: (there best selling ganes are the core gamea
: ((they really don't))
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: ((also i was just about to end this argument but))
: ((yeah))
: ((i enjoy the games, that's what i like))
Bigby Wolf: (and most peopke dont eant changein gameplay becauae theyre agriadbitll ruin thebgame
Bigby Wolf: (wait did you wanr to tp?
: ((no))
: ((i'm training rn in pokemon reborn))
Bigby Wolf: (ah
: ((see, pokemon reborn gives a challenge))
: ((it will fuck you over if you don't know what you're doing))
Bigby Wolf: (well.so will dank souls
: ((mhm))
: ((i haven't tried dank souls))
Bigby Wolf: (and people think its a good game
: ((pokemon reborn is edgy but it fixes a few things from the main pokemon games))
Bigby Wolf: (can pokemon finally die?
: ((it probably won't for a looooong ass time))
: ((pokemon is the second best selling game by nintendo iirc so))
: ((nintendo wouldn't let it die for a long time))
: ((that's just bad for the company))
Bigby Wolf: ((o coruse, its one of their main money makers
Bigby Wolf: ((especially after how bad the Wii U is doing
Bigby Wolf: ((I actually don't much care for pk or mario, but Zelda and Metriod are some of my favorite games
: ((i love loz))
: ((metroid? eh))
Bigby Wolf: ((you ever play the prime series?
: ((heard of it))
Bigby Wolf: ((I love games where you're solo and have that right atmoshohere
Bigby Wolf: ((like Stalker, Fallout, Metriod Prime, far cry 2
: ((yeah fallout is good))
Bigby Wolf: ((eldar scroll series too
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Bigby Wolf: ((thought you weren't getting on today Slarv
Barsriel: ((Still gettin shit together
Bigby Wolf: ((going somewhere?
Barsriel: ((Costume isn't done yet and the con starts in 30 minutes rip
Bigby Wolf: ((what costume? what con?
Barsriel: ((Brad armstrong, annie may con
Bigby Wolf: (don't know either
Barsriel: ((I just meant an anime convention
Barsriel: ((Annie may = anime
Bigby Wolf: (oh you kids and your lingo
Barsriel: ((Meme
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Bigby Wolf: ((I always hated it when people say, "Me Me" for Meme
: ((try saying annie may five times fast
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Bigby Wolf: ((just did, wasn't hard
: ((no like
: ((really fast
: ((for me i ended up saying mnm
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Bigby Wolf: ((hey bread
: ((hi bread
: ((you aren't being gone for shit
: ((Hi))
Bigby Wolf: (just made a new character
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: ((Who is it))
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: ((heya
"Chubs" Asriel: (this guy
Bigby Wolf: (hey
: ((Is he fat))
: ((Chubby Asriel))
Bigby Wolf: (chubby, yes
Bigby Wolf: ((all that pie
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Bigby Wolf: ((figured I need to make an Asriel
Bigby Wolf: ((not sure what to do withhim though
: ((Ye))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is in the bar, Moon Moon on her lap-[/color][/font]
"Chubs" Asriel: -walks in-
Acastus: -He keeps coming back to the bar, whenever he is having meals. Currently, he came to have a very early lunch. Or a late breakfast, who knows.-
Acastus: -He eats the same thing every meal anyways.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is petting Moon Moon.-[/color][/font]
Bigby Wolf: ((who Acastus
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -is jamming her face in between two couch cushions-[/font][/color]
Bigby Wolf: (A cactus?
Acastus: -He is a fifteen year old male human, who gets followed around by 4 wolves.-
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"Chubs" Asriel: Howdy!
Acastus: -He sits on the couch.-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hiya! I don't think we've met~![/color][/font]
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Bigby Wolf: ((pretty sure AD and Jeska are now taking a backseat
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"Chubs" Asriel: I'm Asriel
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots up to him- I'm Sunny! Great to meet you~![/color][/font]
: ((Yep))
"Chubs" Asriel: likewise
Acastus: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -extends a smol paw for a handshake-[/color][/font]
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"Chubs" Asriel: ((they are being responsible parents I guess
"Chubs" Asriel: shakes le smol paw
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -smiles, and hops on the couch.-[/color][/font]
"Chubs" Asriel: there any sweet around?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -takes out a bag of cookies- I have some extra cookies you can have.[/color][/font]
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"Chubs" Asriel: Aweomse
"Chubs" Asriel: grabs the bag and starts chowing down
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -pets Moon Moon-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: -is comatose-
"Chubs" Asriel: so who are you? -to Acastus-
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"Chubs" Asriel: leans on Sunny
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -doesn't mind.-[/color][/font]
"Chubs" Asriel: is rather heavy
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -looks up, and makes a [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKS2RRWEEtc0dxcTg]rather silly face[/url].-[/font][/color]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hey, could you ease up on the leaning a little...?[/color][/font]
"Chubs" Asriel: oh sorry
"Chubs" Asriel: stops
"Chubs" Asriel: is around 20 btw
: ((Grillby: We don't serve fat people here. Go eat some greens.))
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is 10-[/color][/font]
: ((Chubby Asriel: oh fuck.))
: ((Chubby Asriel: What are greens?))
: ((Grillby: -facepalms-))
"Chubs" Asriel: sorry, leaning is something I tend to do
Acastus: -The wolves are just doing their usually growling at everyone and being huge dicks thing.-
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -is of unknown age, but certainly [i]acts[/i] like a child-[/font][/color]
"Chubs" Asriel: whats with the growling wolfies?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Iunno.[/color][/font]
Acastus: "Therebisnt anything wrong with them."
: ((C Asriel: Can I eat them?))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: But my wolf is nice~ [sub]...but she isn't the smartest.[/sub][/color][/font]
"Chubs" Asriel: scoots over to A cactus
Acastus: "Wolves naturally act like this. Except they'd normally be trying to pry your throat out with their teeth."
: ((A CACTUS))
: ((gtg, be back at about 4:15
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"Chubs" Asriel: I'm new here, are you?
Acastus: -The wolves bark at Asriel.-
Acastus: "...I only come here because it's safe to rest here."
Acastus: "These wolves... Only a small part of the pack."
"Chubs" Asriel: I wanderer in,
"Chubs" Asriel: trying to find some cake
"Chubs" Asriel: they certainly seem angry
Acastus: "...That's uhh..."
Acastus: "...I mean they are angry."
"Chubs" Asriel: why?
Acastus: "I mean, they want to kill you."
"Chubs" Asriel: well thats not very nice
"Chubs" Asriel: I just wanna talk
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Jeska or Jekon: -enters the bar-
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Jeska or Jekon: -goes to check on Hyper-
Acastus: "I'm not gonna let them."
"Chubs" Asriel: aw, thats nice
"Chubs" Asriel: leans on the cactus
Acastus: -He scoots away, and one of the wolves scratches him. It's fairly light, but would sting a bit.-
"Chubs" Asriel: oww
Hyper: * He's in his timeline, actually. "... Howdy."
"Chubs" Asriel: what whats that for?
Jeska or Jekon: there you are, haven't see you in a bit
Acastus: "Please don't touch me..."
Hyper: "I know."
"Chubs" Asriel: oh
"Chubs" Asriel: you don't like being touched?
: * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's home with their child, unless Jeska brought him/her.-
Acastus: "No."
Jeska or Jekon: notice anything different?
"Chubs" Asriel: okay then
"Chubs" Asriel: lies down on the couch, his head close to him
Hyper: "You had your baby, didn't you? Congratulations. You're now better at life than me!"
Hyper: "Of course, that's easy to accomplish."
Jeska or Jekon: ......wow, I was not expecting that answer
Hyper: "What? I'm happy for you."
Hyper: "What's his or her name?"
"Chubs" Asriel: ((I read the old logs when Jukon and AD meet, the first thing AD said was, "She would not like me then"
Jeska or Jekon: its Casval
Hyper: "That's a good name. I'm glad it finally happened, though."
Jeska or Jekon: hey at least you didn't have to experience it. If AD was there during labour, I might have strangled him to death
"Chubs" Asriel: so where are you from?
Hyper: "He would of crashed the car during labor."
"Chubs" Asriel: I'm from New Home, but we're all free now
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Hyper: * He chuckles.
Acastus: "...I don't know. Somewhere near a town I don't know the name of."
"Chubs" Asriel: just come here to rest then?
Acastus: "...Yeah."
Jeska or Jekon: yeah likely
Jeska or Jekon: so how are you doing?
Hyper: "Fine."
Jeska or Jekon: need anything? wanna come over sometime and see little casval?
Hyper: "Of course I would want to see Casval."
"Chubs" Asriel: got any friends? family?
Jeska or Jekon: wanna go now?
Acastus: "Right here."
Acastus: -He pushes one of the wolves a little.-
"Chubs" Asriel: whats their names?
Acastus: "Theu don't have names."
Hyper: "Sure."
"Chubs" Asriel: well thats not good
Hyper: * He stands up.
Acastus: "How so? They aren't domestic, I don't own them."
"Chubs" Asriel: that one is fluffly, he is wolfie, that one is greyie, and he is luffy
Jeska or Jekon: lets go -heads to the anydoor and goes to AD's home where Casval is
Acastus: "No, they aren't."
Hyper: * He follows.
Jeska or Jekon: AD pull out the china we got company
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is taking care of Casval.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't own any China."
Hyper: ".. Howdy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh... Howdy."
: Chubby Asriel ["Chubs" Asriel] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].
Jeska or Jekon: goes over and picks up little casval, whose mainly in a blanket 24/7
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lets her, carefully.-
Hyper: * He looks at Casval.
: ((AD is the type of father who would drop his baby on its head))
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Jeska or Jekon: lifts up a scruff on his neck to reveal his gills
Jeska or Jekon: cool huh?
Jeska or Jekon: hes got my eyes, but AD's everything else
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is smiling.-
"Chubs" Asriel: sure they are! well they gotta have names
Hyper: * He nods. "So he has a small penis just like his father, huh?"
Hyper: * He laughs. "No hard feelings."
Jeska or Jekon: Ha,
Jeska or Jekon: (hey flame
Acastus: "No."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He laughed.-
Jeska or Jekon: its not about the size but how you use it
Jeska or Jekon: god I can't say that with a straight face
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm gonna have to change from being a emotionless prick soon."
Jeska or Jekon: yeah you are
Jeska or Jekon: walks up to hype," wanna hold him?
: [s]"That's why you cheated on FFrisk right in front of her."[/s]
Hyper: "Yeah, sure." He holds out his arms.
Jeska or Jekon: hands Casval to Hype, "Drop him and I'll kill you mysekf
Hyper: "I would gladly let you do that." He holds Casval gently, even cradling him a bit.
"Chubs" Asriel: please? I think it would make them nicer
Acastus: "No."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He isn't smiling anymore."
Jeska or Jekon: where'd that smile go
Jeska or Jekon: -casval coos in hype's hands
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Trust me, I'm happy."
Jeska or Jekon: think hes going to be super powerful?
Hyper: "I hope he isn't clumsy."
Jeska or Jekon: born of a super soldier and pretty much a god
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He shrugs.-
Jeska or Jekon: nah he'll get my traits of badassery, I know it
Hyper: "I just don't want another AD. If he is another AD, with the combined power of his father, he will 'accidentally' kill everything."
Jeska or Jekon: well hes the offspring of a gote and fish
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jekon: so I doubt he'll be that different
: "AD, I'm just kidding."
Jeska or Jekon: he'll be the same*
: * that was hyper
Hyper: "Well, that's fine by me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Probably not the best thing to joke about something like that, that literally had him in tears apologizing to you for.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I know.-
Hyper: "Just know that I do not think like that in any way shape or form."
Jeska or Jekon: -Casval begins to cry a bit
Hyper: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh joy."
Jeska or Jekon: yeah he doesn't like being held by others yet
Hyper: "I think Casval needs some of that special motherly love that you're so good at."
Jeska or Jekon: just AD and I
Jeska or Jekon: takes the smol gote back
Jeska or Jekon: not even Toriel yet
Jeska or Jekon: he doesnt know his Uncle Hyper ye
Hyper: "Heh. I'm an uncle now."
Hyper: "... You two are going to be great parents."
Hyper: "Just saying."
Jeska or Jekon: yeah...determined to be
Jeska or Jekon: .....don't want to repeat history
Jeska or Jekon: actually that reminds me
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Jeska or Jekon: this isn't really appropriate talk around Casval but if you see Zerka let me know
Hyper: "Alright."
Jeska or Jekon: I'm going to kill him
Hyper: "Oh. Are you sure?"
Jeska or Jekon: yeas
Hyper: "Okay, I guess."
Jeska or Jekon: its him who caused Jukon to have such a horrible life
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Jeska or Jekon: I may not be her, but I share her memories, even the ones I wish I didn;t
Acastus: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Hyper: "Right."
Hyper: "Good luck."
Jeska or Jekon: don't need luck
Jeska or Jekon: I'm a super soldier
: ((Captain amerjeska))
Hyper: "It's common courtesy."
Jeska or Jekon: I know
Jeska or Jekon: sits down with the child
: ((AD snaps the child's neck))
Barchar: (AD is secretly evil)
: ((AD harvests the baby hands))
Barchar: (with how much he's done on "accident" I'd believe it)
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits with Jeska.-
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Jeska or Jekon: hugs the child
Jeska or Jekon: sighs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is something wrong?"
Jeska or Jekon: I...I dunno
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Jeska or Jekon: guess its just thatthings are going rather fast
Hyper: "Ah. I've felt that way before."
Hyper: "I'm just glad that your life is back on track. You have everything a lady would want, a baby, a husband, and friends."
Jeska or Jekon: and funny thing is that I never wanted it before
Hyper: "I guess so. Are you happy with the way things are going so far?"
Jeska or Jekon: I'm happy ya
Hyper: "That's good."
Jeska or Jekon: I guess I'm just wondering if our lives are over, now that we have Casval
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I don't think that means our lives are over."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If we really wanted to do something together, we can always ask Toriel."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "She would love to baby sit."
Jeska or Jekon: yeah
Jeska or Jekon: true
Barsriel: ((Still waitin
Jeska or Jekon: I dunno, I guess its just hard to comprehend everything, since I have only been awake for like maybe a year now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "yeah."
: Barsriel [Barsriel] is now ??? [].
Hyper: "Yeah. Just, take in everything as it goes and get used to it. You have the ability to do whatever you feel like doing, whether it's good or bad."
"Chubs" Asriel: -falls alseep on the cocuh next to the cactus-
: ??? [] is now Luz [Luz].
Acastus: "...Ugh..."
Acastus: -He scoots away.-
: ((Acastus: Fucking fatties))
Luz: has come across some bizzare dolls
Luz: "The hell?"
: ((Luz sticks his dick into the sex dolls))
Luz: "..maybe in one of those 'other dimensions' or whatever."
Luz: walks into the bar, holding a sack
: * A sack of cum
Luz: unless ad's not in the bar in which case rip everything
Acastus: -He is.-
: * no he isn't
: * he's in the house with jukon and hyper
Luz: wow ok
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Luz: didn't then
"Chubs" Asriel: -is in the bar to-
Luz: i need an ad to do this, so imma do later
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: * ad fuck you
Luz: ((Ur kinda the way I kick off the arc
"Chubs" Asriel: -is in in the bar though
: * i was explaining to slarvath
: * how ad isn't in the bar
: * you misunderstanding piece of shit
Luz: ((Because they have no other reason to go
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: ((K))
Jeska or Jekon: ((fuck I need to go to bed
: ((oh gn
Jeska or Jekon: ((but I'm downloading something
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Female Asriel: she's been asleep for like 5 days
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Jäger Leyline: -has need in a coma for like 3 weeks-
Acastus: -And he is just sitting on the couch.-
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"Chubs" Asriel: so.... what do you do for fun?
Acastus: "Not much. Read."
Luz: enters the bar, clapping
"Chubs" Asriel: Howdy!
Acastus: "..."
Luz: "Congratufuckinlations. Everyone's having sex."
Jeska or Jekon: (Jeska: well since we are all here, lests have a threesome
"Chubs" Asriel: we are?
: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Chubby Asriel ["Chubs" Asriel].
Acastus: "...What?"
"Chubs" Asriel: I mean......I haven't ever....
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Muffet: I think you're missing the one important person here
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CryingEevee OOC: ((question, what did i walk into?))
Barchar: (Muffet explained sex to a sexless race and now they have genitals and can fuck)
Barchar: (tl;dr)
Barchar: (I don't fucking know)
CryingEevee OOC: ((well that's certainly something))
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CryingEevee OOC: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykYjr3sSACQ&fmt=18 ))
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Luz: ((It will make perfect sense
Luz: sits down on the couch, lookin at his dong
Acastus: "..."
Luz: or, where the dragon dong would be under his cloak
Luz: "Oh, a customer!"
Luz: slides over to acastus
Acastus: -He looks away, the wolves growling.-
Luz: "My good man, do I have the invention for you"
Luz: rummages around in his bag
Acastus: "I don't have money."
Luz: "Oh."
Luz: walks back to the couch, sitting down
Acastus: -I mean he was on the couch the whole time))
Luz: walked back to his spot
Luz: goes back to examining his dong
Acastus: "...What are you doing?"
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: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [Muffet].
Luz: "Trying to figure out what this is. And mainly what these are for"
Muffet: walks in. "Bonjour, my frie-oh, God, you're here." she says, looking at luz
Luz: "YOU"
Acastus: "..."
Muffet: "Uh...i mean, I'm alright, I guess?"
Luz: "Everyone's got one of those now"
Muffet: "Wait, even the females?"
Luz: "No, they've got something else. Either way I don't know what the fuck you did"
Muffet: "Look, I just told you how we work! I didn't know it would change YOUR physiology!"
Luz: "Well it did!"
Acastus: "...You two in guessing aren't friends?"
Luz: [sub]"Wouldn't be surprised if [i]they[/i]'ve already done it a fuckton of times.."[/sub]
Muffet: "What was that?"
Luz: "Nothing you need to worry about"
Muffet: "Fair enough."
Luz: "Ah, but I can't complain. This has opened up quite a few business opportunities"
Luz: rummages in his bag, pulling out a 9 inch dragon dick
Muffet: "Oh God why"
Luz: "Can't imagine how well these are going to sell"
"Chubs" Asriel: (( Ijust passed out for a bit
Muffet: "Secondarily, how much."
"Chubs" Asriel: ((I need to get to bed, night
Luz: "50G, I'll say"
Acastus: "...Ok, wow, you guys realize there are children here, right?"
Luz: "I'm 13. I'm quite equipped to handle a 'penis' sale"
"Chubs" Asriel: passes on the the couch
Acastus: "No, No, that's... Whatever..."
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Luz: "Do we have a deal?"
Muffet: "Hmm...50? I'll think about it."
Luz: "Right, right."
Muffet: (sorry playing verwatch)
Luz: only one day and they're already makin dildos?
Muffet: (wherein everyone is a soldier)
: ((What platform))
Luz: ((Play symmetra, rek everyone
: ((You can't play symetra in "We're all soldiers now"))
Luz: ((Be that one guy
Muffet: (im on pc)
: ((Cool))
Luz: ((Ps4 master race
: ((Finally, another PC user))
Muffet: (its? )
Muffet: (ikr*)
Luz: "This one was easy enough to get, I figured it would come in handy"
Luz: it looks quite realistic
: ((He cut someone's dick off))
Luz: yeah
Muffet: (wait really)
Muffet: (jesus)
Luz: will sell anything, he needs that dolla
Muffet: "Wait, that ISN'T-OH MY GOD, THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
Luz: "Hm?"
Luz: "Oh, that's another one of my services now. Some people don't want them, you know"
Acastus: "That is sick..."
Luz: pulls out a smol knife from the bag, "Just a few cuts and it stays intact, I was surprised"
Luz: ((Gtg soon
Muffet: "Oh, Merde, I thought it was plast-no. No thank you."
Acastus: "..."
Luz: "Suit yourself, dear.. come to think of it plastic would probably last longer."
Luz: "I'll get on that, thanks for the idea"
Luz: re-bags the dick and exits
Acastus: "...Okay then."
Luz: ((Originally I was gonna have luz be an adorable draggo cinnamon bun but we know how that turned out
Luz: ((I like him better this way, fits his story better
Muffet: "...Excusez-moi." she said weakly, walking into the bathroom
Acastus: "I don't blame you..."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((chaos))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((why are we still called "Cards Against Undertale" when we stopped playing CaH a long time ago))
Muffet: (what else would we call ourselves)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno, but the name now is misleading))
Muffet: (who cares?)
Muffet: (I think you're the first person who's ever even thought about it)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ehh, it's just an observation. it's usually shortened to CaU anyway))
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Erron: ((yo
CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy yo, someone i'm not familiar with))
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Erron: ((I'm here [sub]almost[/sub] all the time.
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Erron: ((yo
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
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Erron: ((wat
Muffet: (que)
Erron: ((hoi
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CryingEevee OOC: (( http://www.videlectrix.com/wheresanegg.html there's not really a reason for me to post this link here, but why not?))
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: ((hi))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
Erron: ((OMG Homestar Runner flashbacks
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CryingEevee OOC: ((it's too bad homestar stuff doesn't happen much anymore. but hey, it's not dead anymore!))
Muffet: (gotta love home star runner)
Erron: ((Homestar Runner.net, it's Dot Com!
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: ((heya
Erron: ((Yo
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
Erron: ((I'm gonna go get some water, and them play Overwatch
: ((I have a HC
Muffet: (about what)
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, a what?))
: ((In some timeline, Mettaton is a race car driver. With that, I Hc that that Mettaton has sponsored a small team of skilled Temmies to be his pit crew. They're called MTT- Mettaton's Temmie Team.))
: ((*HC
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: ((brb
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Erron: ((back
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MettatonSEX: ((that temmie team hc is cute
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai metta, i didn't see you join))
MettatonSEX: ((yep
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Muffet: (Heya mv)
Hellaton: ((yo
Muffet: has at some point exited the bathroom
Hellaton: ((ill rp later, gonna do showdown shit
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Luz: ((One guy recognized me
: ((As who))
Luz: ((I still can't get over the KEYBLADE GASTER
Luz: ((Brad from lisa
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: ((Ah))
Erron: ((Oh, everyone's alive? Cool.
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: ((back
CryingEevee OOC: ((welcome back))
: ((I have photos of the car Mettaton uses for the Temmie Team thing
: ((It's a 3d model I made myself
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Luz: ((The squad is buying shit and i already bought shit so
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: ((And here are the photos: [url=https://imgur.com/a/5hbLd]TemTek is the best brand next to MTT[/url] ))
Erron: ((nice
: ((Thank you.
: ((-bows-
: ((also there's a stealthy "bOi!!!" written on the back side of the car
Muffet: (heh, I like that)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hi frisky whiskeyton))
Erron: ((Hiya Frisky
: ((also if you look closely on the side, by the back wheels...
: ((...you'll find a secret thing I threw in.
: ((did any of you know how i came up with frisky whiskington))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no?))
: ((well here you FUCKING GO I WILL EXPLAIN))
: ((jeez.
Muffet: (the 'go to tem shop' or 'tem flaeks'?)
: ((It's hard to read, but it's there
: ((Look [i]really close[/i], by the edge of the wheel well
: ((so originally my old name used to be Time Timmington because i used to think a lot about the properties of time and space for no reason because they interested me a few years back. a little bit after undertale was released, i had to have a name others could refer to me by. time timmington sounded horrendous, so i decided to make a name that i could use. i decided to keep the same tone, and i grabbed frisk, the one who i liked to roleplay a lot, and add a y to the end of their name. frisky! there we go, that sounds nice. then i had to add a last name because i wanted to sound "proper" like any bitch would. i decided to go with the light-hearted answer and think of an alcoholic drink. the first thing came to mind was whiskey. it fit with frisky surprisingly well, so then i mixed it with timmington, leading up to whiskington, keeping the word "whiskey" hidden in there. that's how i came up with my beautiful name.))
: ((wow
: ((are you all happy now, i had no problem typing that on my phone.))
: ((I mean I was happy beforehand but ok
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Muffet: (you seem strangely bitter for just saying it without any request from us)
: ((i'm not even bitter))
: ((also hi mv))
: ((i'm perfectly fine rn))
: ((i was joking around with "HERE YOU FUCKING GO"
Hellaton: ((yo
: ((i was planning to explain it for a while so))
: ((yeah!))
: ((mv I put up a picture with the Temmie Team car
Hellaton: ((i saw
: ((ok
Hellaton: ((the temmies would drive that but mettas would be pink
: ((imagine metta driving an expensive hot pink car))
: ((yes
: ((that would be amazing))
Hellaton: ((exactly
: ((brb
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Muffet: (I think he's going to edit the model :P)
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Erron: ((I just won a game of OW with a team of 4 Soldier 76's, a Mercy and a Tracer. The other team was salty as hell.
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Muffet: (were mostly soldiers now. )
Erron: ((kek
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: ((I'll try to do that sometime
CryingEevee OOC: ((hio bio))
: ((I'm on mobile rn
: ((heya
Hellaton: ((anyway my name is actually significant. it used to be MissingVaati., after missingno. and vaati, back when i was 10/11 and got minish cap, and got really into glitches. i used that for a few years, until tinierme shut down. at that time i rped as landorus, or landorkus, on the pokémon black adventures webcomic site -- which, by rping them, i realized that i was agender -- so i became landorkus for a while. i changed my username a lot, from landorkus to microphilia(something you all are very aware i m interested in bc im trash)to fushiginoboshi(the japanese name for minish cap) to chijindayou(the protag of an eroge) to nanoworu(an injoke with a friend about the smallest kaworu possible) to cawsofdestruction(a crow pun bc of henry from fire emblem) to violentvileend(a thing with the syllables of my name, vi-vi-en), and then to magevaati, as both a reference to one of my favorite characters and as an homage to my original username. and now i use magevaati everywhere.
Hellaton: ((thats not even all of my usernames
: ((nice))
DamnDude: (( So I passed out nearly right when I got in here earlier ))
: ((wow
Hellaton: ((gg
Muffet: (im flame warp because...that was a name I hose for an oc. I don't even remember why I picked those two words. But I did. Then I used it everywhere.)
Muffet: (Basically, I'm flame warp just because I named myself flame warp)
: ((Bionic_Dog was just the name I used in Xyzzy when RPing Bio
Hellaton: ((ah
DamnDude: (( I don't have much time, but I'll go through all my usnernames I've had real quick that I remember ))
Hellaton: ((ok
: ((ok
DamnDude: (( Deathstroke93 and Rhone93: Given to me by my brother for PSN, I still use Rhone93 ))
Erron: ((My user name happened a LOOONG time ago. So, I once found this thing called CAU and then I made my account after my first character, Erron_AAsriel. Although I just use Erron for short... Yep, such along history.
Hellaton: ((lol
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Hellaton: ((also cool
Hellaton: ((hiya
: ((we all know why laharl is laharl
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: ((hi high janitor laharl
CryingEevee OOC: ((wow, the names i have all have NO significance. "Shadowfanultimate" i'm a shadow fanboy, and i made that name when i was young. "Daemon524" i don't even remember. and "cryingeevee524" because a cryingeevee was my icon at the time, and the number 524 kinda became a thing i used alot))
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DamnDude: (( DamnDude: I formerly watched ImmortalHD on youtube. I decided for BGO I'd go for DamnDude. Anytime it's DamnDudeDude is because it's easy to remember and not many people use that, and because DamnDude was already taken ))
Hellaton: ((cool
: ((cool
: ((I use the names Laharl and Entropy in most of my shit))
Hellaton: ((eevee, have you perhaps listened to a song called matryoshka?
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
: ((Entropy due to a short little novel thing called Blinding Light on the Nuzlocke Forums))
: (9Give it a read, it'll depress you))
Hellaton: ((the number 524 is used in it
: ((And Laharl after my disgaea fanboyism.
: (( [url=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU]before[/url] - [url=https://m.soundcloud.com/mayiaskwhyyoureevenhere/its-rhythming-somewhere-else]after[/url] ))
Erron: ((A few years ago, I used to have the name RiderEX because I used to be Skylanders Trash. And my favourite Skylander used to be "Fright Rider"
DamnDude: (( That's really it for what I remember, there's my Nintendo/Steam with RushGamingRush, but that's because I'm an uncreative fuck ))
Hellaton: ((ah
DamnDude: (( Even then I have Steam display DamnDude now ))
: ((time timmington is a reaaaaaaally old name))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think "Daemon524" was an oc i had but never did anything with, and they were like... a clone or something))
Hellaton: ((oh god, i remember my old deviantart name
Hellaton: ((it was the---puppetmaster bc i watched that bloodbending episode of atla too much
DamnDude: (( Oh wait that last one: A_Legend_That_Never_Dies: Used for twitch, because it was long, surprisingly not used, and had no numbers. ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -rides Moon Moon into the. Moon Moon hops onto the couch then immediately flops over on the couch-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ((huh
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -giggles- You're so silly~[/color][/font]
DamnDude: (( And now people think I like dark souls for some reason when I watch their streams ))
Hellaton: ((brb
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Erron: ((I used to have the DA name, And get ready to cringe... "UltimateSnivy999" [sub]AAAAUGH[/sub]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i made a deviantfart account for one reason or another, but i don't know what it was or why i made it, i don't art))
: ((hi gemini
Gemini: (It's I again))
: ((it's dio
Hellaton: ((hi
: ((back again
Gemini: (Gemmyboy92 el captain?))
: ((what
Gemini: (Oh I thought we were paraphrasing KingNappy's rap))
: ((no
Gemini: (.
Gemini: (Anyways Laharl))
: ((Wat
: ((Gemini, don't accept Laharl's ink offering
Gemini: (I won't))
: ((Fuck off Frisky))
: ((Laharl, please))
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Gemini: (Laharl, can we hop in PMs for a bit, about Reborn, I kinda want to get in since it seems fun, from what i've read))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh, don't be scared! She's friendly~[/color][/font]
: ((Ooh, Gemini wants to do Reborn))
: ((This is gonna be interesting))
: ((...Fuck yeah sure we need more people anyway, and i've got a character that needs a spot anyway))
: ((Get in PMs))
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : - looks to Muffet like [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKS2RRWEEtc0dxcTg]this[/url] Heyyyyy~[/font][/color]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hugs Moon Moon-[/color][/font]
Muffet: (did she just talk)
: ((yes
Muffet: "What the hell, it talks"
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -stutters adorably- Wh-Wha-Huh...?[/font][/color]
Muffet: is not charmed, just very weirded out
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: She's not the smartest, but she's super friendly~[/color][/font]
: (( http://prntscr.com/bhp3cp ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -pets the wolf-[/color][/font]
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Muffet: (oh my God why)
: (([i]1888 FUCKING TIMES[/i]))
Muffet: (how much Dat boi can one man take)
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Don't freak out... she's nice...[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -snuggles the moonmoon-[/color][/font]
Muffet: "I'm just..."
Muffet: "Very confused."
Muffet: "I've not seen a talking wolf before."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: And I'm a mix between a human and a Corgi, and that isn't suprising?[/color][/font]
Gemini: (Dat boi))
: ((Gemini, no
: ((Don't side with the filthy dat boi porn artist)
Gemini: (Ok))
Hellaton: ((whats wrong with being a porn artist
: ((a dat boi porn artist))
: ((that's a whole new level
Hellaton: ((eh
: ((aka frog porn
: ((on a unicycle
: ((brb
Gemini: (Anyways I talked with the Janitor for a bit, we're done now))
: ((okay))
: ((also hah he's being called janitor
: ((Yep))
: ((Also))
Hellaton: ((i mean is it a skeleton getting rammed up the ass by a robot? is it lobster peen? is it three guys one dong?
: ((Fuck off i'm actually proud of my title
: ((gaston is better than dat boi porn))
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Muffet: "No, you're a monster. This, however, is an otherwise non-anthropomorphic wolf."
: ((You're proud of being High Janitor?))
Gemini: (I mean it's a good title))
Gemini: (Not really the best but))
Hellaton: ((can my title be "giant robotfucker"?
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's better than being "that guy who used to rp varik"))
Muffet: (better than low janitor)
Gemini: (Yes))
: ((of course))
Hellaton: ((nice
: ((I mean i'm proud of High Priest))
Hellaton: ((i'd fuck any robot so long as they consent
: ((You only preach how to shove glass into your anus))
Muffet: (my title would be 'flame warp the generally insignificant)
: ((Yeah, High "Priest"))
Hellaton: ((or mech, if the pilot consents
Hellaton: ((id fuck an eva
Gemini: (Glass in the anus would hurt))
Muffet: (or 'flame warp the apparent only person who cares about the main dimensions' lore')
: ((What's a priest without a child glued to his crotch))
: ((Sane))
: ((no shit gemini))
Hellaton: ((also, "flame warp the barchar rper"
Erron: ((If I had a title it would be "Friendly Neighborhood Comic Relief"
Hellaton: ((*overwatch fucker
Erron: ((Ok you fixed it
Muffet: (frisky would be the 'Lord of joke characters' )
❤ Frisk: ((she's serious
★ Titania: ((same
Hyper: ((same
Organization: ((same
Iael: ((same
Hellaton: (("laharl-joke maker"
Naia: ((same
UnexpectedGimli: "AND YM AXE!"
Walter: ((same
Erron: ((If Comic Relief =/= Joke Characters, then same.
: ((Anyways, good news bois))
: ((good news?))
: ((Reborn can now start the fuck up again))
: ((yaaaayyy))
Erron: ((oh cool
Hellaton: ((honestly vaati started as a joke character
: ((Because I have my old comp))
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i guess aside from "that guy who used to rp varik" i'm also "the very selective rper"))
Erron: ((So Did GNA.
Hellaton: ((nice! unfortunately im going out to eat later so idk when thats hppening
: ((Unlike you, MV, I have a fucking platter of Laharls to choose from))
: ((ahhh))
: ((Because Disgaea canonically works on the Alternate Universe rule))
: ((And theres about 17 different renditions of Laharl))
Gemini: (Disgaea is a decent game series))
Gemini: (I like it a little))
Hellaton: ((i can 100% pick up any mettaton and roll with it and form him into a unique robot
: ((hence Hellaton))
Hellaton: ((by giving him different personality quirks
: (( http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/6/6a/Laharl_chan.png/revision/latest?cb=20131001133012&path-prefix=en I repeat, THIS IS AN OPTION ))
Hellaton: ((exactly
Muffet: (yeah, I mean, Hella was pretty much a throwaway at first)
CryingEevee OOC: ((what about a ghost mettaton?))
Muffet: (he is not anymore)
Hellaton: ((i could if i wanted
Muffet: (dude, be could do a fucking hell of a lot with fabstablook)
CryingEevee OOC: ((what about... hold on, let me think of a terrible metaton...))
Hellaton: ((hella was originally only gonna kill scumster and that was it but i decided to ro him bc i cant get enough of this tall, curly-haired glitch
: ((i read fapstablook
: (( http://66.media.tumblr.com/0e98180a2100051c7a1d8edc2d725feb/tumblr_nkxq5pWiVg1ra3h5lo2_r2_500.png There are canonical r63s of every single Disgaea character. They have sprites in the endgames. Etc ))
Erron: ((I've been thinking on doing the whole "Underswap Erron" and "Underfell Jamie" and that shit.
: ((YEP
CryingEevee OOC: ((what about a mettaton that... is in a robotic sans body and is obsessed with giving people "bad times"))
Hellaton: ((i could rp a straight mettaton, i could rp any mettaton so long as the mettaton isnt a papyton mettaton
Erron: ((Also Fapstablook? You mean "Undertail Napstablook"
: ((What about literal Papyton))
Hellaton: ((i could work with that
Hellaton: ((no
: ((As in Papyrus Mettaton))
Muffet: (fapstablook is a whole other beast)
Hellaton: ((ok that... maybe
Gemini: (i hate Papyton))
: ((welcome to cau))
Hellaton: ((same
: ((you're in
: ((same
: (Hi))
: ((Youre))
: (INN))
Hellaton: ((but if metta shared a body with papyrus, that might work
Erron: ((same
Muffet: (I don't mind it, it's an enjoyable enough Crack ship)
Gemini: (Anyways I'm gonna go for a bit))
Hellaton: ((its annoying and everywhere and i honestly feel papyrus is too young
Gemini: (I'll be back later tonight))
Erron: ((I find Papyton weird... I prefer Thundersnail x Gary
Hellaton: ((ok
Gemini: (Bye))
: ((Seeya Gemini, and remember what we planned))
: (9Make sure to be))
: ((Zelous))
: ((seeya))
Gemini: ( ;)
Muffet: (we have no clue how old mettaton or papyrus are)
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Hellaton: ((i know
CryingEevee OOC: ((hold on, here's something i thought of on the spot: an au where monsters only exist to be vessels for human souls after their bodies die, but if a soul uses a monster body, it becomes a monster soul and all that))
Muffet: (huh?)
Erron: ((Wow, that sounds awesome
Hellaton: ((but judging by mannerisms, papyrus seems to be 16/17/18/19 mayyybe, and metta seems like at least 25
Hellaton: ((also, nice
: ((nice
Erron: ((Well shit, I kinda wanna do the AU thing as a One-Off joke.
Hellaton: ((i gtg
Muffet: (by mannerisms papyrus seems, like, 12. He's clearly not at the same mental maturity level as he is body maturity level. Whatever, it's not worth arguing about.)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((aside from... well, what i just said, i'm not sure how the whole, monster soul vessel au thing would really work.))
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Erron: ((You could get someone's human character to get killed off, and then some science guy comes in and turns the Hooman into Mooooonster
: ((I've got a shitton of characters))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is napping, snuggling Moon Moon-[/color][/font]
: ((brb
Erron: ((You can have one of my Isaac Characters.
CryingEevee OOC: ((well keep in mind, it was a passing idea i had and decided to share with you guys. if you guys wanna do anything with that, go ahead))
Erron: ((I have too many
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: ((I have a shit ton of characters now))
: ((Eleven of them will be important in my future plans))
: ((I've introduced three
Erron: ((I have no intention on killing any off any of Underwatch, at the moment.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've decided i COULD do something interesting with the soul vessel thing. with the character i haven't introduced yet.))
Hero: ((this character))
DamnDude: (( I'm back, just mowed the lawn ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((dind't you mow the lawn yesterday?))
: ((Hey DD guess what))
DamnDude: (( I did the back yesterday ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ahh))
DamnDude: (( I did the front today ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ahh))
: ((Back on my old comp, meaning your HaH addiction can be satiated))
DamnDude: (( YEAH ))
DamnDude: (( I literally had to open up a local area network to play by myself for that ))
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DamnDude: (( local area network connection* ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HaH... have a heart?))
: ((Heya
DamnDude: (( Yes ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((have a heart is fantastic))
: ((Yeah, I play it, and i've port forwarded so I can host for others))
DamnDude: (( I can't port forward because Me nor my parents have the static IP list ))
: ((Imma download the most recent version and then start playing a few games))
CryingEevee OOC: ((umm, "port forwarded"? i always just use hamachi so i have no idea what port forwarding is!))
DamnDude: (( Fixed Deathwasher ))
: ((NICE))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((dishwasher, DIE and... some other things))
: I mean I can still make the deathwasher combo))
CryingEevee OOC: ((like the spinny death laser))
: I jsut can't one shot you with Kindwash))
DamnDude: (( I now have three versions of HaH ))
: ((RIP Laharl's Tactics))
: ((Man I loved fucking you guys over with Deathwasher))
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: ((I started fucking ruining Frisky so ahrd with it it crashed the game))
: ((We were both just breaking eachother so hard))
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: ((We were
: ((It was hilarious
: ((We both refused to get rid of this stack we were setting))
: ((So by the end it was a 'which one of us dies first' showdown))
: ((Frisky was getting owned so hard their heart bugged and went offscreen))
: ((And then it crashed
Muffet: (I have no clue what you're all on about)
: ((HaH
: ((Ready DD?))
: (( Server's up. ))
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Muffet: (okay yes I know what game of is but I haven't even heard of it before now and you're just tossing out all this shit)
Muffet: (*shrug*)
: ((Sorry DD))
DamnDude: (( It's fine ))
: ((Didn't account for Slice not working with Muffet?))
DamnDude: (( I think it glitched anyways on my side ))
DamnDude: (( It placed two calciums instead of one somehow ))
: ((You have two Calcium cards))
: (9Thats why))
Muffet: (why are we talking about muffet)
DamnDude: (( No ))
CryingEevee OOC: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/4ngo0d/have_a_heart_a_multiplayer_undertale_fangame_i/ IN CASE YOU NEVER SEEN HAVE A HEART))
DamnDude: (( I only had one ))
: ((...))
: ((Wow, this games a fucking douche))
Muffet: (okay thank you eevee)
: ((Thanks MournfulSylveon))
: ((Ok that was bullshit))
: ((Calcium decides it wants to fuck me over k then))
CryingEevee OOC: ((mournfulsylveon is one you call me alot, laharl))
Erron: ((Welp, I'm gonna play more Overwatch.
: ((ok
CryingEevee OOC: (("doctor grandonuts" don't ask for context because there is none))
: ((GG DD.))
DamnDude: (( [sub]Other than that Calcium glitch :D[/sub] ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((there goes frisky whiskey))
: ((I fucking love the spiderweb railguns))
: ((Also, DD))
: ((There was a moment last game))
: ((Where I set up like six cards on your integrity))
: ((And it was the posterchild for))
CryingEevee OOC: (("I fucking love the spiderweb railguns" -Laharl 2016))
: (("And that was when DD realized, he fucked up"))
DamnDude: (( I can't predict where they're goin! ))
: ((More missiles))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky whiskey))
: ((RIP DD
: ((hi
: ((GG))
: ((I'm done now, I think))
: ((I gotta plan shit for Reborn
DamnDude: (( Alright ))
: ((Hey Eevee))
CryingEevee OOC: ((yea?))
: ((I never got a status on whether or not you want in Reborn))
: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno. i have no idea what it's about other than pokemon))
: ((Well originally it was just pokemon where I set up gyms and such))
CryingEevee OOC: (((͡ ͜ʖ ͡ ° °)))
: ((Now, everyone has been sent back 10 years, and everyone's taken control of a Reborn character))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ehh, i porlly won't be in reborn, if i change my mind i'll get back to you.))
★ Titania: ((prime example right here
: ((ah
: ((ok
: ((Alright))
CryingEevee OOC: ((sooo... what's everyone doing, since we're certainly not rping))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm personally watching nerdcubed))
: ((Setting up fights for Reborn))
DamnDude: (( I'm eating smarties ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, temmie is a "hot demon prince" in miitomo))
CryingEevee OOC: (( https://twitter.com/tuyoki source
: ((I like how Reborn generated quotes like))
: ((*Fern will fight the black))
CryingEevee OOC: (("fight the black"))
: ((10/10
: ((Fern is racist))
: ((And a huge asshole))
: ((A prime example of him being an asshole was right after what Corey did))
: ((Frisky))
: ((Don't talk about Corey))
: ((I didn't mention anything related to rule 2))
: ((You mentioned Corey, like, i'm trying really fucking hard))
: ((To dodge around the subject of Corey))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't help but think corey would be the name of the core if it was humanized))
: ((Okay, fine))
: ((I won't mention him again))
: [sup]((he had goku's hair though))[/sup]
: ((okay that's all
: ((Totally did))
: ((You can mention him, just, don't, TALK about him))
CryingEevee OOC: ((now i'm thinking of a humanized core... i'm not enjoying it))
: (9The less we talk about Corey the better))
: ((Alright))
★ Titania: ((Titania is going to lose her arm from a Furby holding a knife
★ Titania: ((I'm really feeling it
★ Titania: ((A glass knife))
Erron: ((back
CryingEevee OOC: ((welcome back))
: ((wb
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: ((At this point))
: ((I'm just waiting for Chime and MV and Slar))
: (9Slar isn't mandatory but it helps))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((9 slar))
: ((Makes sense))
: ((We could always do shit while waiting for Chime and MV, though I don't suggest it))
: ((Nah))
: ((Thought so))
Erron: ((I have an idea
: ((what))
Erron: ((It's like a game.
: ((and))
: ((oh shit))
Erron: ((We find videos on the internet, and say "[Insert Character] Would do this"
: ((yes))
Erron: ((It's stupid, I know.
: ((i find a video of somebody beating the shit out of somebody))
: (("Titania would do this"))
Erron: ((I'll get an example
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: ((How about Gifs))
Erron: ((That too
: (( https://38.media.tumblr.com/0891b53603b7f838574d9f5a4aa4626d/tumblr_nar0teztZo1r6e0eho1_400.gif FFrisk would do this. I mean the watching, not the getting...pummeled thing ))
Erron: ((oh
: (( http://i.imgur.com/3J8yLNn.jpg Gaster and Mettaton would do this. ))
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Erron: ((My sides, omg
: (( http://i.imgur.com/S71CDF4.jpg Fellby would probably do this if given a warlock outfit ))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/zFCbgfA.gif TV-Man. ))
: (( http://33.media.tumblr.com/ef15ac3e640e00cdff027e8130e26a0d/tumblr_n72874Af7R1s5mgubo1_500.gif Titania and literally every other fucking person ))
Erron: ((I think you're gonna kill me. with these gifs. I'm laughing too hard
: http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb67wbwXhu1qzqnxxo1_500.gif Most characters if lit on fire ))
: ((Titania would do this if she was pissed https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380379329ra/735528.gif
: ((with a sword
: (( http://33.media.tumblr.com/43fccdd08d353354393473f8e74bbee2/tumblr_mlco9qWYma1qzqnxxo1_500.gif Titania and any other person again ))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/0sX1qfx.gif Scillia after an annoying day ))
Erron: (( https://youtu.be/9YW4Aglke4o I think this would be Erron and GNA.
: (( http://i.imgur.com/ZzY1mNY.gif Half the fucking bar ))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/0yRqV.gif Flonne ))
: ((I found Laharl http://cdn.loc.gov/service/pnp/cph/3a30000/3a36000/3a36100/3a36152_150px.jpg
Erron: ((ohmygod
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: ((hi chime
Grillby: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
: ((we're doing stupid shit
Erron: ((yep
: (( http://i.imgur.com/Ncm4JI9.gif Purify ))
Grillby: ((who wants a wip
Erron: ((ok
: ((Hey Chime))
: ((me
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: ((Now we just need MV and Gemini and we've got the whole DK crew))
: ((yep))
: ((Theres Slarv))
: ((MV and Gemini))
Grillby: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/8c837d95f56d037c24ffb555964163dd/tumblr_o8xqb6nd4W1uggan1o1_500.png
DamnDude: (( DK ))
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: ((NICEEE))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/147Op9z.gif Heres MTT. ))
Grillby: ((I AM
Grillby: ((but i'm probably gonna do a non-dick version first
: ((yeah
: ((the dick version, though?))
: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grillby: ((i've always wanted to try mucha style and this was my chance
: (( http://i.imgur.com/9THiOJT.gif Noel ))
Erron: ((kek
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Grillby: ((oooh i know what that last gif was from
: ((hi bread
: ((also chime this is laharl http://cdn.loc.gov/service/pnp/cph/3a30000/3a36000/3a36100/3a36152_150px.jpg
: ((confirmed
: ((Hello))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/97CgItk.gif ))
: ((reborn in a nutshell ^
: ((you get fucking shot
: ((every single second
: ((you play the game
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Erron: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snNILBw5kG4 This is GNA And Jamie. Confirmed.
Muffet: (I thought you got cut)
Muffet: (on the edge)
: ((Flame.))
Grillby: ((and then the crawls crawl in your crawl
: ((You get your fucking throat slit on the edge
Erron: ((Now that's what I call EDGY!
: ((What do I get, Laharl?kk
: ))*
Grillby: ((ow the edge
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6nL6i5jOaY This food fight ))
Muffet: (also hi chime)
Muffet: (and the people who are here)
Grillby: ((did you see what i linked earlier, flame?
Erron: ((yo
Muffet: (was it muffet, goddes of dicks?)
Muffet: (part of it yeah)
Muffet: (That's pretty good)
Muffet: (I especially like the idea of her standing on top of scumster's head, since that is practically how she actually did the killin)
Grillby: ((i'm taking a break for now, i'm gonna do a non-dick version first
Muffet: (makes sense)
Muffet: (after all, the dicks are MORE work, so making the non-dick version first does rather follow)
Grillby: ((nah i'm gonna have her holding stuff that's relevant to her position in undertale
Grillby: ((like baked goods, and a teapot
Muffet: (ah that also makes sense)
Grillby: ((so i can pass it off as normal undertale fanart
Muffet: (I assume then that you'll make her regular muffet first, and add the underswap muffet details afterward?)
: (( http://i.imgur.com/dPxY28z.gifv ))
Muffet: (Of course then the skull does seem a little)
Grillby: ((yeah
Muffet: (strange)
Grillby: ((*shrugs*
Grillby: ((when i do swap muffet i'll change it to gaster's skull
Muffet: (Sure, sure)
: ((So, Chime))
Muffet: (It just feels like, as regular muffet, having her crushing a skull seems alittle strange. But eh.)
: ((Ready for some FUN once Gemini and MV show up))
Grillby: ((sure
: ((Gemini has contacted me, we PM'd a bit, he's hopping into Reborn for a bit))
: ((Special Musical Guest [s]Cher[/s] Gemini))
: He/They/She they've never specified))
: ((So Idunno))
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: ((heya
: ((ah
Grillby: ((hio bio
: ((who will gemini roleplay if i may ask
: ((i'm curious
: ((Someone fitting))
: ((someone fitting? ahh))
: ((i'm excited then))
: ((it better not be terra))
Muffet: (I think Gemini is a he?)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is using Moon Moon as a pillow, napping on the couch. She's smiling softly.-[/color][/font]
Muffet: (the character no clue about the person)
: ((Well duh))
: ((I mean the person who the fuck do you think i'm specifying))
: ((Mustard?))
: ((Oh wait I gotta roleplay Msutard right I scheduled 'Mustard Time'))
: ((One second))
Muffet: is sitting on the couch, looking towards Moon Moon and seeing somewhat confused
: ((Oh no))
: Grillby [Grillby] is now T Rex [T Rex].
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]Oh yes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/color][/font]
T Rex: ((shoot wrong character
: T Rex [T Rex] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Fellby: walks in, and kind of... stares at Moon Moon.
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Mustard].
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Muffet: "...Hello, cheri."
Muffet: "I've had an...interesting day."
Fellby: Hey, baby. Is this wolf bothering you?
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is using the thing as a pillow, it's not really nothering anyone-[/color][/font]
Muffet: "No, no."
Muffet: "I mean, a bit, but...not the main problem."
Muffet: "Luz came back."
Fellby: ... Oh, him? Are you kidding?
Muffet: "No. Evidently, informing him of sex has managed to return it to the entirety of his dimension."
Muffet: "Lord knows how or why."
Muffet: "He mentioned some vague 'they' who might have 'done this before', whatever that means."
Muffet: "But, anyway, he...er..."
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Mustard: Cheering and raccous other such happy noises echo through the anydoor.
Fellby: sits down next to Muffet. "What did he do."
Muffet: "Tried to sell me a newly developed technology. At least as far as his species is concerned."
Fellby: ...
Fellby: He tried selling you a dildo, didn't he.
Muffet: "At first, I thought it was made of plastic."
Muffet: "...It...was not."
Fellby: ... I... oh.
Muffet: (brb)
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Fellby: ((k
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -is secretly eavesdropping-[/color][/font]
Mustard: Some kind of...penguin...thing flies through the anydoor.
Fellby: looks up. "Huh?"
Mustard: Theres a loud 'DOOD' and it explodes against a chair, doing barely anything.
: [color=##547A17][font=Marker Felt]Terra: ((it's going to happen))[/font][/color]
: ((a prinny?))
Fellby: ... Wha...
: ((NOOT NOOT!))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to it, and her brain immediately registers a new friend-[/color][/font]
: ((nice legs daisy dukes, makes a man go NOOT NOOT!))
Muffet: (back)
Muffet: "...Uh..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -wakes up and dashes over to it- Hi~![/color][/font]
Fellby: Well that's not somethin' you see every day.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sits by it - You alright...?[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Well.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to where it came from-[/color][/font]
Muffet: "'Dood'? What is it, from the nineties?"
Erron: walks in...
Fellby: Ugh, how outdated.
Mustard: Another one flies in, doing the exact same thing.
Mustard: A counter appears above the explosion. With a picture of a penguin, and next to it
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -jumps and catches it-[/color][/font]
Mustard: [997 LIVES LEFT]
Fellby: ...
Erron: ... Did I walk in at a bad time?
Fellby: I don't know?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: No no, it's fine.[/color][/font]
Mustard: Another prinny flies through. [996 LIVES LEFT]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -jumps to try to catch the prinnies-[/color][/font]
Muffet: "This seems disconcerting."
Mustard: Sunny just damages a prinny as it hits her, it explodes harmlessly.
Muffet: "What's going to happen if we run out of these...penguin things?"
Mustard: Contact damage.
Erron: Oh god, another video game character... [sub]I thought the boy and his girlfriend were the only ones.[/sub]
Fellby: I don't ... this is weirder than that guy who wanted to watch Happy Feet while doing our business.
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Mustard: Theres a bit of noise through the anydoor, and some muffled (very rage) sounding penguins
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -takes some cushions and tries to make a safe landing spot-[/color][/font]
Mustard: "Dood, just use the Laharl coin" "Those things cost 50 fish!" "We'll lost 50 prinnies by the time this is over, dood!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -walks through the anydoor- Huh...?[/color][/font]
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Mustard: You're suddenly on a giant monastery, theres about 995 prinnies around you.
Muffet: "What is [i]wrong[/i] with this week?"
Mustard: They're sending one prinny at a time to challenge some kind of...cheerleader girl with white hair.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Wooooooooaaaaaah...[/color][/font]
Fellby: I dunno...
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Hi![/color][/font]
Mustard: The prinny is always wearing a red scarf, and promptly gets its ass kicked because Mustard the Cheerleader is a flunky boss that likes to summon minions
Mustard: "Theres no I in me!" *Summon* "DOOD!" Explosion
Mustard: It goes like this for a while.
Erron: . . . -he sits at the bar- Good god, there's always some kind of fucking riot in here.
Fellby: At least noone's dying.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -walks up to the prinnies- Hi![/color][/font]
Erron: Fair point...
Fellby: ((GOD
Mustard: All the prinnies panic.
Mustard: One of them tries to hit Sunny, and promptly explodes.
Mustard: [993]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I mean no harm![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -backs up as not to touch them-[/color][/font]
Mustard: Mustard stops, taking a breath for a bit. 'Okay guys, lets jsut take a breather."
Mustard: "We'll resume this later! :D"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hello! -calls out to the girl-[/color][/font]
Mustard: All the prinnies scurry off, with their remaining life count in tact.
Mustard: Mustard waves. "Hi!" And promptly accidently summons minions.
Mustard: Which promptly pummel Sunny back through the anydoor.
Mustard: This is just a little opening thing for when I actually use Mustard.
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Erron: -he looks at Sunny- You alright?
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Erron: ((yo
Napstablook: (yo
: High Priest Laharl [Mustard] is now High Priest Laharl [].
: ((Back to waiting))
: ((yo
: ((Also, yep))
: ((Waiting sucks ass))
Muffet: (hi jal)
Napstablook: (yo
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l4he6rtgP0 I just found this. ))
: (( It's the joke trailer for Prinny: Can I really be the hero 2 ))
Fellby: ((update: http://prntscr.com/bhqnm1
Fellby: ((those are our non-dick objects
: ((nice
Muffet: (non-dick objects is the name of my new rock band)
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -walks back through- Who are you?[/color][/font]
: Timeline is closed now.
: Because fuck off i'm waiting
: ((oh sorry
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: ((also I guess I wanna do reborn
: ((Theres MV))
Napstablook: (hi darling!!)
: ((I can set you up in Reborn))
Hellaton: ((im back, hi
: ((You want Terra, right?))
Hellaton: ((ok
: [color=##547A17][font=Marker Felt]Terra:((yep[/font][/color]
Fellby: ((muffet's hands are so tiny
: ((I'll get you a starting team so your up to snuff, after this episode))
: ((wb mv
: ((k
: ((Thanks
: ((I've been plannign the fights around the full group (-Taka)))
: ((And adding Terra would fuck up this entire thing))
Hellaton: ((so are we reborning now or no
: ((k
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: ((Well we gotta wait for Special Guest Cher))
: ((I mean, Gemini))
Hellaton: ((ok, well can we get a cher impersonator
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: ((When they get here))
Hellaton: ((ok
: ((We'll meet up in the arc reactor))
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: ((convenient))
: ((hi gemini))
: ((Very))
Gemini: (Hi))
Fellby: ((speak of the devil
Gemini: (Did I come at a good time?))
Hellaton: ((ill be in the arc reactor
: ((yes))
: ((we're doing reborn))
DamnDude: (( OK, I want a pizza. ))
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Gemini: (Oh, okay))
DamnDude: (( Damn, it doesn't work like that ))
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DamnDude: (( Also, I'm getting the rest of the personalized settings after Reborn and we train tomorrow ))
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Erron: ((back
Fellby: ((wb
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Muffet: (hi again erron)
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Erron: ... -his phone rings, he looks at it and his expression changes to an annoyed look.- Oh jeez. -He picks up the phone- What do you want, kid? [Color=Green]Hey, Erron! You[/color]
Erron: **fuck))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -hops up next to Erron-[/color][/font]
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Erron: [color=green]You busy?[/color] No, why? [color=green]Well... I need your help[/color] With what? [color=green]I got my arm stuck in an airvent[/color] What? How di-- [color=green]Don't ask... just get over here.[/color] *Sigh* I'm on my way. -click-
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Erron: ... -he orders a drink, and is clearly in no hurry-
Fellby: ... So I see you're in no rush.
Erron: Nope... the kid can help himself.
Erron: I'll just say something like, "I got stuck in traffic."
Muffet: "Are you sure?"
Fellby: What if you get stuck in traffic on your way there?
Muffet: "I mean, having an arm stuck in an airvent seems like a rather large problem if the fan is running.
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Erron: -He shrugs- I finally get some time away from that little shit.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Where are you going?[/color][/font]
Fellby: nods, raising his eyebrows.
Erron: Nowhere.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Alright then.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -leans on him-[/color][/font]
Erron: I'm sure he has other people to call. Like his girlfriend.
Fellby: ((boy i can't wait to fuck up this sketch with my sub-par lineart
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -nods-[/color][/font]
Erron: ((kek
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Muffet: (Idk what you mean it seems like it's been pretty good)
Fellby: ((lineart is always a pain in the ass
Muffet: (From what I'[ve seen of you it's pretty good)
Muffet: (I follow your tumblr thing so I've seen a decent amount)
Fellby: ((thank you
GN Austin: -Walks into the bar- Hey Erron. [color=darkgreen]What the-- HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THAT FAST!?[/color] escape what? [color=darkgreen]The airvent you just called about![/color] I didn't call you abou-- OH SHIT! [color=darkgreen]What?[/color] NOTHING, I GOTTA GO! -he fucking bolts out- [color=darkgreen]. . . what the fuck is wrong with that kid?[/color]
Fellby: ... Dunno.
Erron: . . .
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Muffet: "...It sounds to me as if he just realized that somebody has been imitating him."
Muffet: "Or he needs to make a stable time loop."
Fellby: Ooooh, that could get interesting.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Yeah...[/color][/font]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -is sleeping on top of the bar-[/font][/color]
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Muffet: "To tell the truth, I hope it's not the latter."
Grillby: -He's a bit miffed that there's a wolf on his bar.-
Muffet: "We'll all get our fill of those soon enough, methinks
DamnDude: (( Let's just make all the stable time loops ))
Muffet: (eevees are fine)
Muffet: (but wolves? I'm drawin' the line)
Fellby: ((wolves are bigger than eevees
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"Chubs" Asriel: (techincally its a husky
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: ((yeah
Fellby: ((still a large dog - it's taking up a large amount of the bar, which is where he does his business
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Moon Moon : -rolls off onto Sunny's lap. She manages to catch her.-[/font][/color]
Grillby: -He begins to clean off the bar.-
"Chubs" Asriel: )they also shed hair like mad