MettatonSEX: ...Yeah.

Lucy: has half a mind to adopt gotekid.

Jeska or Jekon: does he evsn know?

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I don't know.[/font]

Lucy: ((One more hour before go time

Jeska or Jekon: I should go find him

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Jeska or Jekon: well no time like the present

Jeska or Jekon: gets up

Jeska or Jekon: heads out to see hypes, still holding her baby

Vaati: ....

Hyper: * He's not there for whatever reason.

Jeska or Jekon: hub

Jeska or Jekon: huh*

Jeska or Jekon: looks around, "Hyper?

Hyper: * he's likely not even in that timeline, it's probably a waste of time

Jeska or Jekon: huh

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Lucy: ((Hi bio

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots in-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Lucy: is tending to Smazzy.

Hellaton: Oh, uh, hhhi ththere.

MettatonSEX: Hi.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh! Hello.[/color][/font]

Vaati: Hello, miss.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -waves to everyone who greeted her-[/color][/font]

Frisk: "Greetings."

MettatonSEX: ((hc: despite being 5'4", vaati wears 2" wedged sandals, effectively putting him at 5'6"

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Smol Asriel: is in a bed in the bar, he's spoken, and his hand twitched

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Azazel: -Azazel flies into the bar, as DD is beginning to run out of characters that aren't dying or hating everyone in the bar-

MettatonSEX: Oh, hey.

Hellaton: ...Hhhi...

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Hello, sir.[/font]

Vaati: Hello.

Azazel: "Hey everyone"

Frisk: "Greetings."

Lucy: checks the watch on the wall.

Azazel: "So, did someone get fed up with sleeping on the couch, or did something happen?"

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]We're waiting to save Guardian. The gaster you're familiar with.[/font]

MettatonSEX: We have an army that we told to meet here.

Frisk: "Right."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -waves-[/color][/font]

Azazel: -Azazel is just now realizing Gaster wasn't here for a long ass time-

Azazel: "[sub]That.. makes a lot of sense, actually[/sub]"

Azazel: "An army, huh?"

Gaston Timeline: -Some of the volunteers from Gaston start to wander in.-

Azazel: "I was apart of an army once"

MettatonSEX: Oh, hello!

Frisk: "Hi."

MettatonSEX: Woukd you mind helping us out?

Vaati: Hello.

Azazel: "Eh, hell with it. I have nothing better to do"

Gaston Timeline: -A few of them wave.-

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MettatonSEX: Great!

Azazel: "So, do we have any sort of plan other than forming an army?"

Smol Asriel: ((Imma play OW, cya

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well, I have to assume there's some sort of forcefield.[/font]

MettatonSEX: We just need one force to fight off the static beings, and another to infiltrate where Gaster is and free him.

Frisk: "Yeah."

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Azazel: "Huh, alright"

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]From what I remember, he's being kept in a crystal chamber, and he's chained in.[/font]

Frisk: "He is."

Frisk: "Basically we need to possibly break the crystal chamber."

MettatonSEX: I can help with that.

Hellaton: Aaand incacapacitate the Mobius person whhho has hihim

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Lucy: nods.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]First we need to get poast the army.[/font]

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]*past[/font]

MettatonSEX: That's where our army comes in. We clear out the static beings en masse, and then the smaller group invades.

Frisk: "Exactly."

Azazel: "Alright, sounds like something I can help with then."

MettatonSEX: Thank you so much.

MettatonSEX: ((ill brb

Lucy: ((okay

Frisk: "We appreciate it a lot."

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MettatonSEX: ((back

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-a[/font]

Lucy: ((frick

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-A few more Gasters pop into the bar. Looks like they're here to help too.-[/font]

MettatonSEX: Hey.

Compiler: "Hello, everyone."

Vaati: ...Is this Gaster person able to duplicate rapidly?

MettatonSEX: No. Alternate timeline versions of the same person.

Vaati: ...Huh.

Azazel: "This should be interesting"

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Frisk: "It's like how Hellaton and my dad are similar. They're alternate versions of theirselves."

MettatonSEX: ((hi meth

Frisk: ((hi b--

Frisk: ((wow rip

MettatonSEX: ((rip

Lucy: ((meth more like death

Barchar: (i live)

Vaati: Oh, they are? I had assumed that the only looked similar.

Hellaton: Yyyeah, ththere are a lot of... us...

Vaati: Very interesting.

Lucy: ((hi flame

Lucy: ((25 minutes to go time

Frisk: "There's also a bunch of alternate versions of you."

Barchar: (oh, shit)

Barchar: (I better be quick with the dishes then)

Vaati: Ah, that is what Nectra meant by more than one me.

Frisk: "Right."

Lucy: ((Oh, I'll wait until you're done then. I'm kind of waiting on Laharl but if he's not here by then

Thanatos: -He prepares his bow and arrows.-

: ((heya

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots in, toting her giant hammer. She somehow can lift the thing.-[/color][/font]

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Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Hello, child.[/font]

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MettatonSEX: Hey, Sunny.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hi~![/color][/font]

Frisk: ((chime would frisk be infiltrating because i don't think she would take being in an army too kindly))

Frisk: "Greetings, Sunny."

Vaati: Ah, hello.

Lucy: ((She'll probably be on infiltration.

MettatonSEX: ((shes gonna infiltrate, along with metta, hella, and a few others

Azazel: "Hey there"

Frisk: ((okay

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -whistles, and many generic people come in.-[/color][/font]

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Azazel: (( Also if I stop talking, I died of hype ))

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Who are these?[/font]

MettatonSEX: I dunno.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: They're gonna help us![/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful!

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -They nod in unison.-[/color][/font]

Frisk: "Oh, that's good!"

Azazel: (( Because you're starting right when Sony starts for E3, and that's really the only part of E3 I care about this year ))

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Lucy: ((oh, okay

Azazel: (( But I can just listen and switch over when I hear about something I care about ))

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Lucy: ((Or do what I do - put two windows next to each other.

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Azazel: (( I would but with the bar on the side of the chat, it limits the space and I like the extended chat how I have it right now )))

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Lucy: ((Ah.

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Lucy: hums to herself.

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MettatonSEX: ...

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MettatonSEX: ((hi darling

Alphys: (hi darling!)

Azazel: (( So Pre3 for Sony is showing off more of Ubisoft apparently ))

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Azazel: (( The company that didn't need 2 hours for a conference but had one anyways. ))

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Lucy: ((Six minutes to go time

Frisk: * She waits silently.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -waits next to Frisk-[/color][/font]

Azazel: -Azazel flies in a sitting pose-

MettatonSEX: ((if laharls not here can we just assume the army shows up and wrecks the statics' collective shit?

Lucy: ((yes

Frisk: ((yes

MettatonSEX: ((good

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Lucy: stands up, stretching. "Is everyone ready?"

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Frisk: * She gets up. "Yeah."

Hellaton: Yyes.

Vaati: I am.

Azazel: "I was ready the moment you told me the plan"

Lucy: heads to the anydoor, and inputs the code.

Azazel: "I'd say I was born ready, but that'd be a lie"

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well then. Shall we?[/font]

MettatonSEX: me, Hellaton, and Vaati all nod.

Frisk: "Yes we shall."

Frisk: * mv i didn't know you were here

MettatonSEX: WHY DIDNT THAT WORK

Lucy: opens the door, and runs through.

Azazel: Let's go.

Frisk: * She also runs through.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-The army begins to follow her, and she reaches over to keep Frisk close.[/font]

MettatonSEX: , Hellaton, and Vaati run through. Vaati works on taking out the statics immediately.

Azazel: -Azazel does a barrel roll flight maneuver, and follows the army-

Frisk: * She stays close, I guess.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-There's a sort of compound, and it's covered in the static beings.[/font]

MettatonSEX: and Hella stay close to Frisk. Metta goes NEO.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-They screech, and begin to attack.-[/font]

Barchar: (okay I'm not too late)

Barchar: (What's the actual plan here)

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Alright, you guys, we must get in through those dors, there![/font]

Barchar: ()

MettatonSEX: blasts at as many as he can, and Hellaton shoots magic at them.

Lucy: points to a tiny pair of double doors. "That's our best shot!"

Barchar: (Also do you mind me rushing it)

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Azazel: -Azazel fires lasers at anything approaching the army-

Frisk: "Right."

Lucy: ((This is kind of the end of the arc, so I have no idea how long this is going to take.

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Barchar: (that doesn't answer my question)

: ((heya

Lucy: ((I'd rather not rush through this.

Barchar: (nono)

Barchar: (that was a typo)

Barchar: (I mean rushing in)

Gaston Timeline: -There's a horrific roar from the army. Looks like Dedan and Jasper figured out how to fuse.-

Lucy: ((OH

Lucy: ((That's fine

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -gets out her hammer, and the generic people get out various weapons-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: looks to the two. "Holy shit."

Frisk: "Holy.."

Barchar: rushes in "OKAY WAIT WAIT I'M HERE!"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: WOAH...[/color][/font]

Azazel: "Alright, like I said..."

Azazel: "This will be interesting"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -collective gasp from generic army-[/color][/font]

Azazel: -Azazel gives a wicked grin-

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Yes it will be.[/font]

Barchar: looks over. "WHAT. THE FUCK."

Gaston Timeline: -The fusion, hereby referred to as Damascus, starts to tear through statics.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -Sunny grins- It's time to save the day~![/color][/font]

Barchar: (Heh, damascus. Clever.)

Lucy: ((striped metal

Hellaton: ...Sssshould we hehelp take the ststatics down?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -nods-[/color][/font]

Barchar: fumbles to get her chaos buster on. "OKAY. WE'RE DOING THIS."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... It depends. Do you want to help me infiltrate?[/font]

Hellaton: Yyyes.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I would like to help that too.[/color][/font]

Frisk: "The army is supposed to distract them so we can get inside."

Hellaton: Oh... rright...

Azazel: -Azazel keeps attacking anything near the army-

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Once we're in... well, I don't know what we'll see.[/font]

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -nods-[/color][/font]

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Barchar: starts firing randomly at the statics

Lucy: gets to the double doors, trying to knock them down.

MettatonSEX: It's fine, sweetheart. We're going to save Gaster no matter what.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -generic army uses generic fighting styles on anything trying to harm the army.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton follow suit.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-The statics fall almost as soon as they're hit. Their main advantage is their numbers.-[/font]

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Ugh...[/font]

Azazel: -Azazel stays with the army, as that's where he belongs-

Barchar: her accuracy isn't the best, what with alternating between a shot that intentionally messes, but she's trying

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Oh, and. I got us a healer.[/color][/font]

Lucy: summons a blaster, and fires down the doors.

Frisk: ".. Nice."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"There! They're down, let's go!"[/font]

Barchar: is keeping the huge laser in her figurative pocket

Vaati: -He summons a few small whirlwinds, blasting through a couple dozen.-

MettatonSEX: Nice.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes-[/color][/font]

Barchar: looks over, running through

Frisk: * She runs in.

MettatonSEX: and Hella run in.

Lucy: runs through the doors. It's quiet inside. Too quiet.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -tiptoes, her giant hammer over her shoulder.-[/color][/font]

Hellaton: .......

Frisk: ".."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Be on alert.[/font]

Frisk: "This is kind of eerie."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -nods.-[/color][/font]

Frisk: * She starts walking, glancing around cautiously.

MettatonSEX: nods, scanning the area.

Azazel: -Azazel is having too much fun taking down statics-

Lucy: approaches what looks like a computer terminal. "If I can get into here, maybe I can find where Gaster is."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks all around.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ...

Barchar: stalks forward, looking around, slowly getting out of 'panic' mode and back into 'deadpan' mode

Frisk: "Ah."

Vaati: -He's decided to opt for clawing these things apart.-

: [color=#ff8888][font=Marker Felt]Yukito : -is in Sunny's backpack, silent.-[/font][/color]

Lucy: just quietly taps away at the console. You can hear footsteps coming down the hall...

MettatonSEX: and Hella turn to face them.

Barchar: looks over at the footsteps, taking out a chaos sabre

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -covertly looks towards the footsteps, hiding.-[/color][/font]

Velociraptor: -Are those motherfucking VELOCIRAPTORS?-

Barchar: "...Oh."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...what.[/color][/font]

Frisk: "..."

Velociraptor: -Yes. Yes they are, and they're running straight for the group.-

MettatonSEX: You're shitting me.

Barchar: "I'm not going to use this as a melee weapon then."

Frisk: "Jurassic Park makes its revenge."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...I'll handle this. -readies her hammer for a sneak attack.[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: shoots a velociraptor in the face.

Barchar: swings it, the sparks flying towards the fucking [i]velociraptors[/i]

Azazel: -Azazel has a feeling that he should have went down with the main group, but continues to fight the statics-

Velociraptor: -There's around 10 of them, quickly making their way down the hall. One gets taken out.-

Velociraptor: -The rest just screech. One jumps for Lucy.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -ambushes them, pounding them into the floor and walls-[/color][/font]

Hellaton: -He charges, punching two in the eyes.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -the one that jumped for her-[/color][/font]

Barchar: slices at the spine of the jumping one

MettatonSEX: jabs at that one

Velociraptor: -Holy shit you guys are just tearing through these velociraptors-

Velociraptor: -maybe i should have picked a bigger dinosaur-

Frisk: * She uses the knife on the dinos.

: ((velociraptors are pretty dangerous

Barchar: but we're way more so

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes to one, flips it over, and...-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: and Hella would have fuckin fused to punch out a T-Rex if they had to

Velociraptor: -All of the raptors are down.-

T Rex: -Hey, speaking of that T Rex....-

Barchar: sighs. "Well, that was fun."

Barchar: "...Well then."

Frisk: "Holy fuck."

Barchar: puts the chaos buster back on.

MettatonSEX: are you fuckng kidding me

Barchar: "You know what, fuck stealth."

MettatonSEX: shoots at the eyes.

T Rex: -A glass of water on the desk ripples as the T-rex thuds down the hall.-

Barchar: GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER CHARGING

MettatonSEX: ...

T Rex: -It roars, while charging.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -throws a steak down the hall to distract it-[/color][/font]

Barchar: GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER CHARGING UNFORTUNATELY SLOW AGAINST THIS MOTHERFUCKING T REX

T Rex: -The dinosaur is not swayed by your meager offering!-

MettatonSEX: grabs Hellaton, and the two fuse.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -throws many steaks-[/color][/font]

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T Rex: -It attempts to eat Sunny instead.-

Mettahella: Don't.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -whacks it out of the way-[/color][/font]

Mettahella: tackles the fucking reptilian

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Bad dino![/color][/font]

Mettahella: Pisssss off.

Frisk: * She can't do shit to a T-Rex.

T Rex: -The dino is tackled, squirming against the robot.-

Mettahella: jams his cannons at the dinosaur and fires.

Barchar: GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LAUNCHES AT THIS GIANT FUCKING NON-RAINBOW T REX

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -her hammer lights aflame, and she slams the dinosaur into the floor, leaving burns!-[/color][/font]

T Rex: -T-Rex? More like T-RIP.-

Mettahella: Hah...

Barchar: jesus that poor t-rex

Mettahella: Wwwe didid it...

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... I'm in.[/font]

Barchar: "...That felt like at last one of those was overkill."

: ((brb

Mettahella: unfuses, Mettaton catching Hellaton.

Frisk: "Well then."

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Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Gaster... is down the hall. And to the right, there's an elevator.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Take that elevator to the 6th floor, and you should...[/font]

Barchar: "Are we reight at the dick then?"

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Go down the hall, and to the left.[/font]

Barchar: "No, then."

MettatonSEX: Lead the way.

Frisk: "Yeah."

Barchar: takes the buster off, spawning another sabre. "Let's not fuck stealth. We need stealth."

Velociraptor: -The raptors start to get back up.-

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Go. I'll keep them at bay.[/font]

MettatonSEX: ...We killed them.

MettatonSEX: What?

Frisk: "Alright, then."

Lucy: summons an absolutely massive Gaster blaster.

Frisk: * She follows the instructions

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I mean it! Go![/font]

MettatonSEX: Lucy, holy shit,

Barchar: "What the he-" She runs, not expecting terrifying zombie raptors

Frisk: ((Metta: That shit is Sans worthy

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I can defend myself! Go save your husband, you fool![/font]

MettatonSEX: and Hella go, following the instructions.

: Lucy [Lucy] is now Mobius [Mobius].

Frisk: * SPONGEBOB

Frisk: * IT'S SPONGEBOB

Frisk: * THE ONE

Frisk: * THE ONLY

Mobius: -There's a voice, over the intercom. It's deep and robotic sounding.-

Frisk: * THE DOUCHEBAGGERY

Frisk: * IS REAL

MettatonSEX: ((ITS SPONGEBOOB

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Mobius: Well, well, well - STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT

MettatonSEX: ...Eh?

Frisk: "I didn't say anything."

Smol Asriel: ((Oh are we fighting spongebob now

Mobius: ...

Mobius: Ahem.

MettatonSEX: ((spongebob is a booby

Barchar: "Heya, there, Mobius."

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Smol Asriel: is still at the bar I guess

Barchar: takes the buster back out. Hey, if he knows we're there.

Mobius: Well, well, well. If it isn't the knights in shining armor.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((So I found a 6 year old streamer on Overwatch

Mobius: Come to save your prince, hm? Good luck with that.

Mobius: ((...6?

Smol Asriel: ((Playing with his 'Daddy'

Mobius: ((you mean dva

MettatonSEX: ((oh god

Smol Asriel: ((No, another person

Smol Asriel: ((Who he referred to as daddy

Frisk: "More like we're saving the king. Since, you know, he isn't my dad's son."

Mobius: ((aaaah

Frisk: "That would be incest."

Smol Asriel: ((So naturally, since he was being a prick on voice

Smol Asriel: ((I switched to Mei

Mobius: ... Whatever.

Frisk: "Get your menacing speech right."

Smol Asriel: ((Stayed behind him for 5 games, popping an ice wall in his way whenever he went into buildings

Mobius: My point is, if you think I'm giving him up so easily, you're mistaken.

Smol Asriel: ((It was the funniest shit

Frisk: "We know that already."

MettatonSEX: We know you won't.

Frisk: "It's never that easy."

Barchar: "...Permission to shoot the speaker with a giant rainbow laser once he stops the solliloquy?"

MettatonSEX: You're going to be as annoying as modern Spongebob.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Yep.[/color][/font]

Frisk: "You're even more annoying than modern Spongebob."

Mobius: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME SPONGEBOB!

Barchar: "Well, 'modern' spongebob."

Barchar: "It was years ago."

Frisk: "Hell, you even sound like a little older Spongebob."

Frisk: "Anyways."

Mobius: SPONGEBOB ROTS THE MIND!

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah, the old ones were better...[/color][/font]

Mobius: IT'S NOTHING BUT MINDLESS DRIVEL!

MettatonSEX: Shut up, SB-129.

Barchar: "That explains why we call you that."

Frisk: "Okay, Doodlebob."

Mobius: FFFF...

: ((NUEHOYMINYOY

Mobius: Just get up here so I can kick your ass.

MettatonSEX: are they there yet

Barchar: "k." She shoots the speaker.

Frisk: "We're kicking your non-existant ass."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -jumps at him, and slams him into the ground-[/color][/font]

Frisk: * She moves on.

Frisk: * sunny we're not even there yet

Mobius: -lol no-

Smol Asriel: ((NEHOYMINOY

Smol Asriel: ((REDIOMOMOY

MettatonSEX: ((ME HOY MINOY

Smol Asriel: ((NOT NOY MINYOY

Smol Asriel: *Noy

: ((RE[u]DIO[/u]MINOY))

Barchar: follows, sighing. "I like this thing."

: ((YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DOODLEBON BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!))

MettatonSEX: ((KONO DOODLEBOB DA

: ((*doodlebob

Mobius: -When you get there... there's Gaster, in his tube.-

Frisk: "..."

Mobius: is standing in front of him, smirking.

MettatonSEX: is fucking pissed.

Frisk: "Hey there, Dio."

MettatonSEX: He isn't cool enough to be Dio.

Frisk: "True."

Mobius: Ah, ha...

Barchar: "Well heya."

Frisk: "So he'll be Bio."

Azazel: (( Away Noble Mechanical Bull! ))

Barchar: (And not half hot enough)

Frisk: "Sounds better."

Mobius: So you made it here.

: ((pls

MettatonSEX: No.

Frisk: "Why aren't you yellow and full of holes?"

Barchar: "Nah, Bio's alright."

MettatonSEX: ...

Barchar: "Anyway, yes, hello."

Mobius: begins to pace over to the control panel, fiddling with some dials.

Barchar: "We're probably going to kill you, for the record."

Frisk: "Anyways, you don't have an ass. So we'll kick your pelvis."

Mobius: I know.

Mobius: But... there's someone you won't kill, right?

Frisk: "..."

Mobius: Someone in this room who's very dear to you.

Hellaton: Iiiif you make us fifight Gaster I willll snap your neck.

Barchar: "Ha! No, go ahead! That'll work fine."

: ((Why don't the heroes ever just shoot the villain during their speech, anyway?))

Mobius: Oh, I'm looking forward to you fulfilling that promise.

Mobius: just collapses.

MettatonSEX: ...

Mobius: -And then...

Barchar: does as well. "HEYA, FUCKHOLE! NAME'S BARCHAR!" She ghost-lunges at him

: Mobius's connection timed out.

: ((frisky pls

Frisk: ((shhhh

MettatonSEX: Don't hurt him if he's in my husband's body!

: (([i]pls[/i]))

Barchar: would respond but you know

Azazel: (( Meanwhile, Sony has the best damn approach of E3 so far ))

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: (([font=Zapfino][i][u]p l s[/u][/i][/font]))

Mobius: ((MY FUCKING COMPUTER CRASHED

Azazel: (( They aren't saying shit after the games, they're just going from cool game to cool game ))

Barchar: (oops)

: ((rip

Mobius: ((give me a moment

Mobius: ((im gonna try to het it running

Frisk: ((okay

MettatonSEX: ((het

Mobius: ((*get

Frisk: ((we can wait :)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -jumps forward and grabs Barchar's leg- Wait! Mettaton said something![/color][/font]

Mobius: ((at this point id take a het cimputer idgaf

MettatonSEX: ((you cant grab a ghost

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800](( [/color][color=#ff0000]>:3[/color][color=#ff8800] ))[/color][/font]

Barchar: IS A GHOST

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -tried and fell over-[/color][/font]

Barchar: AN INVISIBLE GHOST

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -didn't try then-[/color][/font]

Barchar: is basically imperceptible to most people when not in her body

Smol Asriel: is alone

Grillby: -He's taking care of the smol.-

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Muffet: at some point came in and has started doing so herself.

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Muffet: has been trying very hard not to throw up in the process

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Mobius: ((final boss: CHIME'S COMPUTER

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Smol Asriel: his whole face is charred and burnt, aside from his right ear and a bit of floof around it, missing both eyes, a hole in his cheek

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Frisk: ((Omega Chime

Muffet: there's a reason she has to try so hard

Smol Asriel: also, he lost a few fingers due to the blast, but that's not as big a deal

: Mobius [Mobius] is now Gaster [Gaster].

Barchar: (so did you make that artist's rendition?)

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Frisk: ((-goodbye to a world plays-

Azazel: -Azazel is still happily attacking statics-

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Gaster: opens the door of his chamber, grinning evilly. "Come, now, Chara... you wouldn't hurt dear doctor Gaster, would you?"

Frisk: ((actually roundabout plays

Frisk: ((why tf not))

Smol Asriel: ((Nah

Gaster: ((<==TO BE CONTINUED==

MettatonSEX: goes EX, running to the control panel.

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Frisk: ((nah goodbye to a world would somewhat fit better

Barchar: (I'LL BE YOUR ROOUNDABOOUT)

Gaster: whirls, trying to tackle Mettaton. "What are you doing, darling? You don't want to hurt me, do you?"

Barchar: "Barchar." She says, moving over and trying to force Mobius out of Gaster's head

Hellaton: -He grabs MobiusGaster by the arms, pinning him down.-

Frisk: * She helps Hellaton.

Hellaton: GGET OUT OF HIHIS BODY.

Gaster: struggles. "Oh, my dear sweet Hellaton! How I've missed you!"

Frisk: * Spongester

Frisk: "..."

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Gaster: And you, my darling daughter!

MettatonSEX: is too heavy anyway, and he continues to the controls.

Frisk: "Fuck off, Spongebob."

Gaster: summons a gaster blaster, and points it at Hella.

Hellaton: Ththat isn't even how hehehe talks.

Frisk: * oh shit

Gaster: I don't care.

Barchar: is she not even doing anything

Gaster: -He fires.-

Gaster: -You gotta try harder.-

Hellaton: -He ducks.-

Frisk: * fuck

Barchar: is trying very, very hard

Gaster: grimaces. "Ah... so this isn't going to be easy, huh?"

Barchar: "If you thought it would be, you're a fool."

MettatonSEX: is fiddling with the control panel, trying to get it set to put Mobius back in Mobius.

Frisk: * She flips off Spongester.

Frisk: ((The official name is Spongester now

Gaster: ducks into his own mind. It looks like a grey meadow, with Gaster himself curled into a fetal position. Mobius's form stretches and warps in time to Mettaton's fiddling.

Barchar: pretty sure mobius wasn't in mobius in the first place

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Barchar: shows up, stretching. "Wow, isn't this place cheery. Hey, doc."

Gaster: -Gaster doesn't answer.-

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Gaster: -Mobius steps forward, starting to charge towards Barchar. "Get out of my head, will you?"

Frisk: ((Gaster: B-bwaaah b-b-bwaaah b-bwaaaaahh... wh-what's new... p-pussycat..))

Barchar: moves out of the way, slicing at him with a metaphysical chaos sabre. "I'd normally make some quip about how this isn't your head, but well, I hate being a hypocrit."

Frisk: ((Mobius: This is what I make your precious doctor do all day.

Gaster: ((mobius: are you fucking kidding

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MettatonSEX: is still messing with the controls.

Frisk: ((What's New Pussycat gets rid of Mobius))

Mobius: -He chuckles as Metta's meddling pulls him out of the way.-

Barchar: probably could blast that song through the head

MettatonSEX: stops.

Barchar: "Awww, you wanna make this tough? That's cute."

Barchar: I dunno if Metta could see this fight

Barchar: though maybe that machine displays what's going on in Mobius' head

MettatonSEX: ...Barchar's doing something in the head isn't she.

Barchar: that'd be fun

Mobius: -He swipes at barchar's legs.-

Frisk: ".. Probably."

MettatonSEX: Fuck.

Frisk: "Don't do anything until you have to "

Frisk: .*

Frisk: ."*

Frisk: * fuck off

Barchar: yelps as she's knocked over, putting the chaos buster on and firing under herself to try to keep form hitting the ground

Frisk: ((SPONGESTER NO))

MettatonSEX: focuses on keeping everything at the same levels.

Gaster: winces a little.

Barchar: "Oh, shit, I didn't even think of that."

Hellaton: Oh shshit...

Frisk: "Oh dear."

Mobius: -He tries to stab Chara with a bone knife.-

Barchar: manages to awkwardly land on her feet. "Okay. Buster not a good idea."

Barchar: brings the sabre back out, trying to parry it in a panic. It scores her arm.

Mobius: Ha! And I figured a Chara would be good with dealing with blades.

Mobius: -He goes in for a stab to the gut.-

MettatonSEX: tries to force the controls away as Mobius's shit fucks with the numbers. Or something.

Barchar: "Sorry, been a bit out of the-[i]blade business[/i]!" She grunts, backing up and slicing at his arms

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Mobius: -Mettaton's fiddling has gotten Mobius struck across the arms. This doesn't stop him, as he starts using bone attacks. "Does this look familiar at all?"-

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MettatonSEX: keeps doing what he's doing.

Frisk: ".. Do you think it's working, dad?"

MettatonSEX: I hope so...

Frisk: "Me too."

Barchar: ducks around them, awkwardly knocking her head into one. "Ow-urgh!" She brings the buster back out, firing. "Ya know, I feel like you're trying to give me bad memories or something? NO clue what you're on about."

MettatonSEX: ...

Mobius: "Oh, I though you'd had a real fun time, murdering everyone in the underground!"

Hellaton: -He's holding Gaster's body still.-

Frisk: * Same.

Mobius: -Another volley of bone attacks. This time, there's a few outside the mental realm, aiming for Hella and Frisk.-

Barchar: "Hah, sorry, friend, that was Frisk."

Hellaton: -He gets hit in the face.-

Gaster: ... You're certain? Ah, shame. I would have loved to find someone with the same finesse as me.

Frisk: "Ack!" She lets go and jumps to the side. She then grabs Spongester with a tighter grip.

Gaster: attempts to get up.

Barchar: manages to get away from most of them, though she really isn't used to dodging this much stuff. "I mean, I can't remember a thing from before about 12 years ago, so who knows!"

Frisk: * She attempts to shove Spongster back down.

Barchar: is firing pretty much this whole time. She can save the GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER for later

Mobius: "Ah well. It was fun while it lasted, I suppose." He summons an array of blasters, firing them off in a complex pattern.

Hellaton: -He holds Gaster tighter.-

Smol Asriel: ((Is Clipboards an appropriate attack against Mobius

Barchar: fires her own into it. "OOH, YA WANNA DO LASERS!?"

Gaster: ((yes, actually!

Frisk: ((Hellaton: Ttthis shshit needs Jejesus.))

Smol Asriel: ((Clipboards

Azazel: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSefgWp3Jg ))

Smol Asriel: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/40/21/402110bdd3f8232a5ca529bcf60da15f.png

Frisk: ((HAH LET ME GET THE SPONGEBOB PORN

Smol Asriel: ((OH MY FUCK

Barchar: (My clipboards is something rather unamusing from a different chat)

Azazel: (( Somehow mine was fitting ))

MettatonSEX: (( http://postimg.org/image/hb79kho01/

Barchar: (so eh)

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Azazel: (( ...Slar, what? ))

Mobius: -He gets a horrifying mental image. "Oh... oh god!"

Azazel: (( why ))

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Frisk: ((TAKE THIS, MOBIUS

Frisk: (( http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/connortje/3216091/773937413/Sponge_594454_-_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Squidward_Tentacles_spongygirl92.jpg

Smol Asriel: ((Frisky

Smol Asriel: ((I already posted minion porn

Azazel: (( Y'Know, I'm just not gonna click on the links anymore ))

Barchar: shudders. "Oh, what the hell."

Mobius: -He clutches his head.-

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MettatonSEX: ((what if. gaster: hellaton... come closer... i need... i need... hella: whwhat do you nnnneed? gaster: i need... a tailor.... BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS! hellaton: *leaves*

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Barchar: "Jesus, what are they doing out there?"

MettatonSEX: ((my gf came up with that

Barchar: "That's disgusting."

Mobius: -"S... stop..."=

Frisk: ((TAKE THIS, TOO https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRY3-MZ0Uus-5-sSaZge86O3UU1DXn5J7mUSpNS_jHaur26qxLbVw

Smol Asriel: ((KEEP GOING?

Mobius: "No..."

MettatonSEX: ((HEY MOBIUS THINK ABOUT SPONGEBOB WITH OVERSIZED TITTIES

Barchar: "Oh, god, with sand-why did people even draw this"

Smol Asriel: ((I'M IN THE FIGHT NOW BITCH

Mobius: -He's already vunerable.-

Frisk: ((AND THIS https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMlI0NhmCjvMvSlwInFd84pHG2zoPhpfdJj-7cFPQv4A7UJ1PD

Mobius: -But go ahead and torture him more.-

Barchar: runs up, pointing the buster in his face. "LATER!" she fires the GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER

MettatonSEX: ((BWAAAAA BWAAA WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

Frisk: ((EAT SHIT

Azazel: (( I am looking at a naked man carry a naked new born on the E3 stream ))

Frisk: ((WE'RE THE ROLEPLAYERS

Smol Asriel: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/aa/7e/aa7e00c01ef40a90e760d9e2cc0b3b75.png

Frisk: ((YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' DIE

Mobius: -He screams as he's obliterated...-

Smol Asriel: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/87/46/8746c2c39a54f7a6a1986d5d280b1e06.jpg

Smol Asriel: ((THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH

Barchar: (HE'S ALREADY DEAD)

Barchar: lets go of it. "WOO! How you doin' over there, Guardian?"

Hellaton: ....Iiis it ovover?

Mobius: -The body near Mettaton's feet jumps up, trying to pry his way into the robot's soul container.-

Frisk: "..."

Mobius: I... I won't lose! Not like this!

MettatonSEX: stomps on Mobius.

Smol Asriel: ((MORE?

Barchar: feels the body moving. "HEY! I ALREADY DEALTH WITH YOU!"

Frisk: * She lets go and walks over to Mobius. She then punches him.

MettatonSEX: Yes you will.

Frisk: * And then kicks him.

Barchar: gets out of the mind scape, going after ghostbius

Mobius: -He crumbles like wet cardboard.-

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Hellaton: -He grabs Mobius's head and snaps his neck.-

Azazel: (( I don't think I've ever seen a more confused audience ))

Hellaton: Iiii proromised.

Barchar: pops back in her body. "Ahhh. You should have seen that."

Barchar: "That was [i]fun[/i]!"

Frisk: ".. That's it."

Hellaton: -He then goes back to holding Gaster.-

Mobius: -The body he was in dissolves into dust.

Frisk: * She checks on Gaster.

Gaster: is not awake yet.

Hellaton: ...Gggaster?

Barchar: "He kept blabbering on about remembering bone attacks, or murdering the entire underground? Whatever."

MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster, like in the picture here: http://postimg.org/image/hb79kho01/

Barchar: (Wow)

Gaster: stirs a little.

Barchar: (All i can look at in that picture is that metass)

Frisk: "... Papa?"

MettatonSEX: ((heh

Hellaton: Gggasterer?

MettatonSEX: Gaster?

Barchar: "Well, if that isn't the good doctor waking up. How you doin'?"

Frisk: * She hugs Gaster.

Gaster: opens his eyes, just a little. "... What?"

MettatonSEX: ((i drew metta that way on purpose

Frisk: ((Spongebob is dead))

Frisk: ((We killed him with Spongebob porn))

MettatonSEX: You're back!

Gaster: ... Huh?

Frisk: ".. You're back."

Frisk: "Holy shit."

Gaster: is one confused skelly.

Frisk: "..."

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Frisk: "We saved you."

MettatonSEX: is crying, hugging his husband close.

Gaster: What's going on?

: ((eyah

Hellaton: Yyyou were kikidnapped, we spent sssso long tryrying to save you.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: There was this guy who took over your body.[/color][/font]

Frisk: * Hell, even she sheds a few tears. It's hard to make her cry.

MettatonSEX: We missed you so much!

Frisk: "We.. we did."

Frisk: "A lot."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -sheds a single tear-[/color][/font]

Frisk: "You're back now, though."

MettatonSEX: ((gaster: why am i thinking of your ass, mettaton?

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She comes in, wearing what looks like the top half of a velociraptor's head as a headdress. "Did you - oh god, yes! You did it!"[/font]

Gaster: just... blinks, slowly, trying to digest all this information.

Jeska or Jekon: (Gaster: I really want a hot pocket

MettatonSEX: is crying, hugging his husband close.

Barchar: "I went in your head and shot Mobius with a giant rainbow laser."

Barchar: "It was a good time."

Frisk: * Same as Mettaton.

Hellaton: Oh ggggod... wewewe were sore so worried...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I fought off velociraptors and t-rexes![/color][/font]

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Hellaton: -He's hugging Gaster close.

Frisk: ((LAHARL

: ((Ayy

Jeska or Jekon: (just in time

Frisk: ((THERE YOU ARE

MettatonSEX: ((YOU MISSED IT hi

Nectra: ((I got thrown on a fucking 5 hour car ride hi))

Nectra: ((Out of the blue))

Frisk: ((we had to go on without you

MettatonSEX: ((oh no

Gaster: ((sorry you missed it

Frisk: ((the forest was "there" though

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Barzan [Barzan].

Barchar: (yeah you [i]juuust[/i] missed it)

Nectra: ((k))

Frisk: ((We killed Mobius with Spongebob porn))

Gaster: ((there were dinosaurs and spongeboob

Nectra: ((My internet is killing me))

: ((And a Temmie nurse

MettatonSEX: ((AND MY AXE

Gaster: ((my computer crashed right at the most important moment

Frisk: ((also laharl i got off my ass and i actually started playing reborn

Barchar: (and GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASERS)

Frisk: ((i got to the part where i met amaria

Frisk: ((10/10

: ((AND GIANT METALLIC SHINY PICO PICO HAMMERS

Gaster: ((and jasper and dedan fused but that's not important

Nectra: ((Yep, Frisky, be reaaaallly fucking careful about when and where you talk about Amaria, and Corey.))

Frisk: ((Alright.))

Gaster: ... I know I just woke up, but...

Nectra: ((I've had to edit out a lot of shit pertaining to those two))

Frisk: ((i'll be veeery fucking careful

Gaster: I feel like I need a nap.

Barchar: (Rule 2 I assume?)

MettatonSEX: ((yes

Frisk: "All that matters is that we got you back."

Nectra: ((Buckets of it.))

Frisk: ((yeah

Barchar: "Well, let's get you back to the bar and/or home first."

: [color=#ff8888][font=Marker Felt]Yukito : -pops out of Sunny's backpack- hOi![/font][/color]

Barchar: (Why am I not surprised)

Barzan: (youre really are impressed with that laser arent you flams

Gaster: winces.

Gaster: Ah... no loud noises, please?

: [color=#ff8888][font=Marker Felt]Yukito : -wasn't shouting-[/font][/color]

Nectra: ((Oh, and i'm guessing Dedan cashed in the waifu tax))

Damascus: -Too bad this giant-ass fusion didn't get that memo, because they break down the wall.-

Gaster: ((not necessarily

Gaster: ((a fusion can be platonic

Nectra: ((Ik but Dedan's edging close to the waifu tax.))

MettatonSEX: ...You know it's over right.

Nectra: ((Careful dan, might lose an arm))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]

Frisk: ((also Laharl i can see the reason why i have to use strategy))

: [color=#ff8888][font=Marker Felt]Yukito : yAya.[/font][/color]

Nectra: ((Yep. How you liking those field effects?))

Damascus: WARGALALPRB

Barchar: (It's fun to insistently refer to it as a GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER)

Jasper: -She has no idea how to speak with Dedan's massive jaws.-

Barchar: (The endorphin rush of realizing barchar had it is over)

MettatonSEX: covers Gaster's 'ears'

Frisk: ((Well, the second time I fought Cain I used it in my favor))

Barchar: (Now it's just insistent terminology)

Frisk: ((Since I have the cotton candy Pokémon

Gaster: ... Please....

MettatonSEX: Shhhhhhhhh.

Nectra: Assumedly, Nectra is with the rest of the forest, staring off at this victory chaos.

Gaster: Can we go home...

Gaster: Or to the bar...

MettatonSEX: Yes.

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

Hellaton: Yyyes.

Frisk: ((And I used the poison fog effect to my advantage

Frisk: "Yes."

Nectra: ((Fire types are kool))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: ...Does anyone know where the nearest Anydoor is...?[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((So the field effects are pretty nice

Barchar: "I'm going back to the bar. You guys do whatever."

Frisk: ((I have a Pansear))

Smol Asriel: he would cheer

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: I am too.[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: but, yknow

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Right downstairs.[/font]

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton carry Gaster to the bar.

Azazel: "Man, this is how you party"

Nectra: "We're going back to the Forest for now, I guess." Nectra is idly licking her lips

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Ah, thank you.[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((I named it Pansexual but I just decided to name him Panny

Frisk: ((Because I'm bad at names

MettatonSEX: ((now thats a pan sear

Smol Asriel: hasn't moved

Damascus: -They decide to fuck over Mobius's complex because why the fuck not.-

Frisk: * She helps.

: (( https://madeupandprobablydoesnotexist.com/taskbar

Gaster: -The reality of what happened to him starts to sink in.-

Nectra: The Forest dissapears off into whichever direction the Forest is actually at. Meaning they either walk off into the easy or step into an anydoor.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks for dinosaurs-[/color][/font]

Azazel: -Azazel has the realization that most of this group came together, and follows the forest group to the anydoor, and changes the cords to the bar after they leave-

Vaati: -He warps to the forest lol bye nerds-

Barchar: is now in the bar

Smol Asriel: ((I love that the thing that beat mobius

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -goes to the bar-[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Was minion porn

MettatonSEX: and Hella are too.

Gaster: [Congrats, you've won!]

Smol Asriel: his plush is on the couch

Azazel: "So, I assume you guys brought hell correctly"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hey...[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ((spongebob porn

Gaster: [You get: One whole Gaster]

Smol Asriel: if you wanna give the plush

Frisk: ((I have Wartortle, Grimer, Kricketune, Pansear, Zigzagoon, and Swirlix))

Frisk: [nice]

: [color=#ff8888][font=Marker Felt]Yukito : wHO wAnTs cOOkIeZ?????????[/font][/color]

Smol Asriel: ((Still stuck on shelly

Frisk: ((chime that was an amazing arc))

Frisk: ((-claps-))

Gaster: groans, burying his face in Mettaton's chest.

Frisk: ((you did good))

Gaster: ((thank you!

Nectra: ((Shelly knuckles fools))

Frisk: ((you're welcome!))

: ((-claps enthusiastically- It was great!))

Barchar: (technically the thing that beat mobius was a GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER)

Smol Asriel: ((Was great, even though my main player for it kind got fucked

MettatonSEX: ((THAT WAS WONDERFUL

Barchar: (but yeah the porn did most of the work)

Barchar: gives him the plush

Frisk: ((IT WAS WONDERFUL

Muffet: looks at her. "So, how did that go?"

Gaster: seems to have fallen back asleep.

Barchar: "Rather well

Barchar: (I twas fun!)

Azazel: (( I'm not going to be the broken record here, but you did good things with this

Azazel: (( I really enjoyed it ))

Gaster: ((good, now i gotta think of another arc

Nectra: ((I had to get in a car for five hours and missed most of it.))

: ((What if it involved Sunny?

MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster, and Hellaton follows suit.

Gaster: ((jk i'll wait until slarv and dd are done with theirs

Nectra: ((Unfortunately))

Frisk: ((i named them all Harry, Grimey (cheesy on purpose), Kricky (also horrible on purpose), Ziggy (alsooo horrible), Gumdrop, and Panny

: ((Not many of my characters have had arcs

Frisk: ((10/10

Smol Asriel: ((You don't have to wait on me, mine's 20 chapters long with side quests

Gaster: ((oh

Frisk: * She kisses her papa on the cheek.

Gaster: ((oh wow

Nectra: ((>Internet is too slow to play music))

Nectra: ((>Load up Katawa Shoujo))

Barchar: "I got to mind battle somebody, and obliterate them with a huge laser."

Nectra: ((>Listen to soundtrack))

Smol Asriel: ((I only have 2 maps for it now, but it's mainly just me being lazy

Muffet: "...You sure live an interesting life, Chara."

Gaster: slowly reaches down...

Barchar: "Barchar. And yes."

Gaster: -Tap. Tap.-

Barchar: (Gaster: *and gives them a handjob*)

Azazel: (( Now, we have Slar's game and my T[color=black]ime [/color] T[color=black]ravel [/color] Bull shit ))

MettatonSEX: whirrs.

Nectra: ((My current reborn team, because i'm doing a genwun run:))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -takes a smol babby velociraptor out of her backpack and sets it on her lap. She pets it, and gives it a steak.-[/color][/font]

Azazel: (( Also, that is how you use black correctly ))

Nectra: (("EUNUCH" the Charmeleon. "AXLE" the Grimer. "DEFENSTRATION" the Goldeen))

Smol Asriel: is in the bar

MettatonSEX: is grinning. \HE DID THE SPECIAL THING\

Nectra: ((I'm using random word generator))

Gaster: ((timmy turner bullshit

Smol Asriel: ((AND MY AXLE

MettatonSEX: ((defenestration is a good word

: ((DEFENSTRATION

Smol Asriel: ((Makin an electric team

Azazel: (( Yes, I personally hand scooped it out of his anus ))

Gaster: ((wow

Azazel: (( I don't know what the fuck to do with it, but it's there ))

Barchar: lays on the couch, smiling

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -pets her babby velociraptor-[/color][/font]

Gaster: is sleeping now.

Nectra: The anydoor opens, a familiar woman steps in. "Well that was interesting."

Gaster: -But, he's smiling.-

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton kiss Gaster again.

Gaster: -Yeah, uh-

Gaster: -He's not going to be doing much.-

Nectra: Nectra has some sort of suit on now, like an honest-to-god business suit. All work no play or some shit.

Smol Asriel: twitches his hand again

MettatonSEX: I know, but they're just so happy he's back.

Barchar: "Hi, Nectra."

Frisk: "Me too."

: ＢＩＯＮＩＣ_ＤＯＧ's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Damascus: -The two components unfuse. "Huh, so that's what it's like having a heart." Says Jasper.

Nectra: "Gaster alright?" Shes says, moving to a bar table.

Nectra: "Everyone kind wants to know."

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Barchar: "Far as I can tell."

MettatonSEX: Just give him time.

Barchar: "And, you know."

: ＢＩＯＮＩＣ_ＤＯＧ [] joined chat.

Barchar: "Wait, you probably don't know."

Barchar: "Well, point is, I know full well whether or not he's okay."

Nectra: "Do I or do I not know what I probably don't know, or perhaps I do?"

: ＢＩＯＮＩＣ_ＤＯＧ's connection timed out.

Barchar: "...Did you know I'm practically omnipresent in this dimension?

Nectra: "But yeah, FFrisk told us about your all-seeing eye. It's why we don't bring Hessyst in here."

Nectra: "Seeing his innards will probably cause insanity. We don't know though, because the last person to slice him open is in an asylum."

Barchar: "That makes sense."

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton just keep holding the skel close. They don't want to let go.

Nectra: "Yeah."

Barchar: "Considering my last altercation with elder gods, though, dunno whether or not he could drive me crazy."

Barchar: "But probably better safe than sorry."

Nectra: She goes to the vending mahcine.

Frisk: * She lets go, but stays close to Gaster.

Nectra: "I wouldn't call him an elder god."

Nectra: "More like...and extremely friendly immortal thing that likes forests."

Nectra: "Like the awkward teenage god."

Gaster: ((i found the velociraptors that mobius employed: http://67.media.tumblr.com/1d8624ddb3aebdefdb39c16cf4fd2bdd/tumblr_inline_nr5hs0JDWe1trr7pq_500.jpg

Barchar: "Oh, I wasn't calling [i]him[/i] an elder god, necessarily."

Nectra: "Now, does this vending machine work? I want to know so it doesn't eat my money."

Barchar: "Just using the fact that I encountered them as evidence."

Barchar: "You type literally anything and it gives it to you."

Barchar: "Don't be too euphamistic."

Nectra: ((>Velociraptors that mobius employed.))

Frisk: ((10/10

MettatonSEX: ((thats mettaraptor

Nectra: "...Where does it get it from? Cause i'll be pissed if my favorite drink kills a man."

Azazel: -Azazel stays in the background for now, considering he's slightly shocked that this when well on his side-

Barchar: "No clue."

Barchar: "There ain't many men to kill, though."

Barchar: "so go for it."

: Barzan's connection timed out.

Nectra: "..." She types in 'Universal Donor Blood'

: Barzan [Barzan] joined chat.

Nectra: And promptly sticks giant metallic vial-shaped fangs into the cup, as her entire face opens.

Frisk: ((i just encountered zel -flips the bird-

Barchar: watches her. "Huh. That's kinda cool."

Nectra: ((Don't fuck Zel.))

MettatonSEX: ((thats links job

Nectra: ((They/He/She/Whichever personality Zel is in at the time/ would likely stab you))

Frisk: ((Zel's ugly

Frisk: ((OH

Frisk: ((THIS TANGROWTH

Nectra: ((Well it's three people shoved together from a PULSE machien experiment gone wrong.))

Frisk: ((OH NO

PowerArmorJager: -walks in-

Nectra: ((So they're pretty fucking ugly))

Nectra: Nectra gives a look at Jager.

Smol Asriel: is still in the bed

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton immediately get Gaster home.

Nectra: "...You're Loni's brother, I take it?"

PowerArmorJager: depends

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: a very very smol, raspy '..no...' can be barely heard to those pretty close to smol

Frisk: ((ok i just put the tangrowth to sleep

Nectra: "...What do you mean, depends."

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Gaster: is home all of a sudden.

Nectra: ((How to beat Tangrowth:))

Corsiva: ... Papa? Papa!

Nectra: ((Get the fucking Gulpin from the beginning of the game))

Barchar: looks over at smol

Nectra: ((And wall the shit out of it))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

PowerArmorJager: oh you know if I ever want to see her again

Nectra: "..." Nectra pauses for a second.

Nectra: "...What. Did you jsut say?"

PowerArmorJager: why do you care?

Frisk: ((I'm not going all the way over to get Gulpin))

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Frisk: ((What the fuck do I do))

Frisk: ((Die?))

Nectra: "Well see here."

MettatonSEX: Shh, Corsiva. He's asleep.

Nectra: "My home has been fucking nearly destroyed, we lost a large amount of our population in the middle of the morning, nobody was there to help."

Smol Asriel: 's hand starts twitching a bit more

Frisk: "Yeah."

Nectra: "We did all this to protect one little goat girl named Loni. And you're telling me you don't even want to fucking see her again?"

Frisk: "We got him back."

PowerArmorJager: hey she left me

MettatonSEX: went home

Barchar: "...Damn, not I'm conflicted." she muttered. "Now I need to decide between helping small and watching Nectra kick Jager's ass."

Nectra: "...Well, why would she do that, then?"

PowerArmorJager: so why should I give a fuck

Corsiva: "Oh..."

Nectra: Nectra can't kick Jager's ass. Her skills are limited to people with exposed necks.

Frisk: ((Laharl, I'm trying this for the second time))

MettatonSEX: In the morning, okay, Corsiva?

Frisk: ((This Tangrowth))

Frisk: ((is Satan))

MettatonSEX: I'm sorry, he need his rest.

Nectra: "..." Her eyes awkwardly flash between red, the usual black, and a look of fury.

Smol Asriel: ((Wait until it's accompanied by a chatot, lileep, espeon, umbreon, and glaceon

Nectra: "...Fuck it, okay, we lost 75% of our population in one night. Okay."

Nectra: "I can deal with that."

Frisk: ((Oh holy shit

Frisk: ((Never mind

Barchar: decides to go for small, then

Nectra: "We lost 50% of the forest in one night to the raging fires of hell."

Nectra: "Okay."

Frisk: ((With sing, this shit is easy))

Corsiva: "Okay."

PowerArmorJager: wont matter soon shell die from lack of medicine

MettatonSEX: *needs

Nectra: "I can deal with that."

Nectra: "But to know that you just fucking let her go. After all the shit we did."

Nectra: "Is completely and utterly...dissapointing."

Hellaton: -He's been administering the medicine regularly.-

Azazel: -Azazel awakens in his dark corner again0

Frisk: ((I won.))

Frisk: ((RIP))

Nectra: "It doesn't matter if she left you, you're just going to let her go, going to jsut let her die without you without her medicine?"

PowerArmorJager: heh heh Imma sunvabitch huh?

MettatonSEX: brings Gaster to bed, Hella follows.

Smol Asriel: is still twitching his hand, he feverishly taps his finger against the bed, breathing heavier

Barchar: moves over to small, before sighing and crumpling. She heads into his mind.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Azazel: "[sub]..So, assholes bein' asshole?[/sub]"

Gaster: begins to stir a little.

Azazel: "[sub]check[/sub]"

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

: Vaati [Vaati] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

MettatonSEX: ...Darling?

Frisk: * She leaves to her own timeline. Her dad and Hellaton kind of need to have their "special time" with Gaster.

Hellaton: Yyyou okay?

Gaster: ... Uh?

MettatonSEX: ((and not in a sex sense, in a romantic sense

Hellaton: Yyou passed out.

Smol Asriel: 's mind is normal, there's a black hole but that's unrelated to being blown up, his main mental fuckups right now are in motor senses

Smol Asriel: ie: no bottom torso movement

Barchar: "Well, at least he's not too bad, then."

Smol Asriel: although he is abosultely terrified of jager now

Gaster: ((oh btw here's damascus: http://65.media.tumblr.com/7a5c36fc02010f9dc511ef4c42699d57/tumblr_nuhvwbkC6M1tooaqeo1_500.jpg

Barchar: sees if she can't help at least a bit, though she'd be alright with him having to have help as long as he was mostly okay

Gaster: ((that's actually almost a year old - i fused dedan and jasper on my old rp blog

MettatonSEX: ((oh holy shit nice

Smol Asriel: he stops tapping his finger once she dows

Smol Asriel: *does

Barchar: (how the hell has a dedan/jasper fusion been relevant in more than one place)

Gaster: ... I did?

: Barzan [Barzan] is now Power ArmorJager [PowerArmorJager].

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Gaster: ((ikr

Frisk: ((that's really cool

PowerArmorJager: hows the brat?

Gaster: ... Sorry.

MettatonSEX: It's okay.

Gaster: How's everyone else? Are they okay?

MettatonSEX: smooches Gaster. "Everyone is fine, everyone who went on the mission, that is."

Gaster: Good...

Barchar: shrugs, figuring that's all she can do and popping back in her own body

Barchar: walks out. "Mobius sure as hell isn't fine."

Hellaton: ...Fffririsk is back, annnd Jäger cauaused Smazzy to geget his face mostly blllown off in an unrerelated thing.

Gaster: ... What.

MettatonSEX: is in GASTON

Barchar: nevermind that then

Loni Leyline: -also is at gasters house

MettatonSEX: Yeah, uh, Smazzy got kidnapped and we were going to shoot the detonator but nooo Jäger had to get Smazzy hurt.

Hellaton: Alllso Loni isis staying with ussss until we fifind a better home for her.

: High Priest Laharl [Nectra] joined chat.

Gaster: ... Jager, jager...

Loni Leyline: -waves at Gaster

Gaster: Is he that attack on titan guy?

Nectra: She sighs.

MettatonSEX: ...No, that's Azzy. Jäger is the goat who flirts a lot.

Nectra: "Jager. I'm not gonna get pissed at you."

Gaster: Aaahh.

Barchar: "Awww, lame."

PowerArmorJager: as if Id care

Nectra: "Just remember that you and Loni are related, we of all people know blood is a hell of a lot thicker than bullets."

Nectra: "I

PowerArmorJager: actually bullets are thicker

MettatonSEX: Also Azzy is gone, I became part of the Elite Four, annnd the Reborn timeline got reset to ten years ago.

Nectra: "I'm gonna go now. I'm pretty sure some of the Dusa family still needs blood donations or something."

Smol Asriel: ((When you got an electric mono

Nectra: She stands up, dusting off her suit.

Smol Asriel: ((And you go up against another electric

Smol Asriel: ((And you whoop out hidden power ground

Nectra: And walks out the anydoor, looking at the floor with a dissapointed look on her face.

PowerArmorJager: oh dont worry vampire

Gaster: ... Uh... huh.

MettatonSEX: Also the forest caught on fire.

MettatonSEX: It's out now.

Gaster: sits up. "Is it - oh, good."

PowerArmorJager: I m gonna be hurting a lot more people here

PowerArmorJager: Im just getting started

Nectra: "...I really hope we don't have tpo send Hessyst after you this time."

Nectra: And she's gone.

Barchar: glares at Jager. "I will kill you, for the record."

MettatonSEX: And uh, Vaati, the purple asshole? He's back but he's a different and less pissy one.

Barchar: "I don't know how to do that, but I will."

Azazel: -Azazel gives a dark grin from the background-

PowerArmorJager: oh youll try

Gaster: That's good.

Azazel: "I would like to see you try"

Nectra: The sword shrine in the forest notably has a large wooden log cabin in it now.

PowerArmorJager: but Ive been doing this for a lot longer than you think BC

Nectra: People work fast when they don;t have anything to do other than wait and rebuild.

Barchar: "Mhm. Mhm."

Barchar: "Cool. I don't care."

PowerArmorJager: oh and demon, killibg your kind is easy

Nectra: ((Anyway, Reborn is on hold for a bit))

Gaster: ((guess who just found texts from the zones

Nectra: ((Until I get my internet to start working again))

Gaster: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/1992242bc8313af804838ab05e092747/tumblr_inline_ncr5baABEc1re5kv6.png

Frisk: ((okay

Gaster: ((that's fine.

Frisk: ((ALSO A MINCCINO JUST SLAPPED MY GRIMER TO DEAYH

Frisk: ((DEATH*

Frisk: ((FUCKING MOUSE

MettatonSEX: ((lol

Smol Asriel: ((mm, I love the bulk on mega amphoros but he takes a looong time

Nectra: ((Mincinnos will fuck you up))

Gaster: snuggles against Mettaton.

MettatonSEX: snuggles back.

Gaster: ... I feel like I woke up form some wierd coma.

Barchar: "Look, Jager, you're no immortal. You can die. And you will. And god as my witness, it will be by my hand."

Azazel: "Yeah, but you act like killing goats isn't easy"

Hellaton: -He snuggles on the other side.- Yyyour bodody was taken over but we fffreed you.

PowerArmorJager: well

PowerArmorJager: hmm

Frisk: ((Nurse Joy: We hope to see you again!))

Frisk: ((Oh, so they're encouraging me to fail))

Frisk: ((Nice))

Gaster: Ah.

PowerArmorJager: (brb

Azazel: "But I will admit, you aren't the craziest, or worst person who's walked into this bar."

Gaster: tries to get up.

Azazel: "There's people who constantly walk in who should probably be smited where they stand."

MettatonSEX: and Hella unhug, to let him.

Nectra: ((Waiting for Slarv tos tart up a fight, and mid-RPG battle))

Nectra: ((Log off MSPARP))

Nectra: ((And not come back for a day))

Nectra: ((And troll us all))

Gaster: walks all the way to the bar.

Smol Asriel: ((Haven't I already done that?

Barchar: "Hey, doc."

MettatonSEX: and Hella follow.

Barchar: "We're talking about how Jager is the worst."

Gaster: sits at the bar.

Nectra: Nectra is GONE SO HOLY FUCK I HAVE NO OTHER CHARACTERS

Gaster: I need a fucking cheeseburger.

Nectra: ((Grillby:))

Azazel: "Holy hell, why would you need a cheese burger with the ability to fuck?"

Nectra: ((We've got bannanees, and avocadees.))

Azazel: -Azazel gives a grin-

Gaster: ... I just want something substantial.

PowerArmorJager: I got an idea

Hellaton: .....-He plays with his hands.- Plllease stop.

Nectra: ((Holy fuck I know a character I haven't used in a while))

Azazel: -Azazel looks back to Jager- "I wasn't done, I'm just giving respect to the one person who's been through shit recently."

: High Priest Laharl [Nectra] is now High Priest Laharl [Zak].

PowerArmorJager: walks up to smazzy

Gaster: recieves his cheeseburger. He tears into it like a fucking animal.

PowerArmorJager: dont care demon

Hellaton: Ggget away frfrom him!

Azazel: "How about you take your not caring somewhere else then"

PowerArmorJager: unholsters his pistol and places tge muzzle on his knee

Frisk: ((ZAK

Frisk: ((THE FACK

Barchar: tackles Jager

Azazel: "..."

Barchar: "WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!"

Gaster: ((zak attack

Barchar: (Yazan i swear to FUCKING GOD)

MettatonSEX: goes NEO and shoots the gun.

PowerArmorJager: fures a round into the knee

Gaster: ... What the fuck, why are you attacking a comatose child?

Barchar: (WHY)

Smol Asriel: his whole body shakes

Barchar: (NO SERIOUSLY, FUCKING WHY)

Gaster: ((why do you have such a hate boner for this child

Smol Asriel: ((He asked this time lol

PowerArmorJager: (olololo

MettatonSEX: ((are you asking for permission to- ok

Azazel: "As I was saying, "You aren't the worse person who's walked into here... but you are the one who doesn't give a fuck about anything wrong you've done"

Frisk: ((laharl what's better, a grimer or a koffing

Azazel: "And personally..."

Zak: Zak steps into the bar, as the resulting bullet that passes through Smazzy's knee bounces off the cushion somehow, flying at the anydoor and nailing him in the face.

Zak: "FUCK" Zak is rip

Gaster: just straight up summons a blaster.

Zak: ((Koffing))

Frisk: ((Alright, I'm gonna catch one then))

PowerArmorJager: gets up laughing

Smol Asriel: his arms tremble, he makes a wheezing noise

Frisk: ((And replace Grimer))

PowerArmorJager: ha ha ho hi

Barchar: "I WILL KILL YOU! I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND TOSS IT DOWN A PIT!"

Azazel: -Azazel gives a grin- "I guess I can finally show as much mercy as my enemies do"

MettatonSEX: jumps up and kicks Jäger, heel-first.

Gaster: ... You know what? You guys seem like you've got this handled. I'm not in the mood to kill someone tonight.

PowerArmorJager: gets knicjed down

Gaster: continues to devour his cheeseburger. He asks for a second.

PowerArmorJager: ha ha ho ho

Zak: Zak's corpse dissapears, and he steps into the bar...except Jager lands on him when he falls over.

Zak: "FUCK!" Zak dies again.

MettatonSEX: fires off his bullet heel.

Azazel: -Azazel grabs the bag from his shoulder, and grabs some things ridiculously over powered things-

UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE!"

Barchar: puts on the chaos buster

Barchar: GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER

Azazel: "No, I do not want your axe, random stranger."

PowerArmorJager: the suit falls over limp

Azazel: "I have this under control en..."

Smol Asriel: he's still wheezing

Azazel: "OK then."

Zak: Koffing. Wheezing. Chohking.

Azazel: "You guys didn't even let me have my fun."

PowerArmorJager: ha ha ho ho he he

Hellaton: Hhhow do you cacare for a child who is not brbreathing correctly?

Barchar: breathes heavily. "Why. Won't. You. DIE!?"

PowerArmorJager: well gee I wonder

Barchar: fires it up again, firing until either Jager's dead or a minute has passed. Whichever comes last.

Zak: Giant metal power armor suits are hard to kill

PowerArmorJager: maybe Im not who I seem

Azazel: (( Just ask kirby ))

Zak: Lol its Sinanju

Barchar: "...Wait..."

Barchar: stops

PowerArmorJager: armor is damaged

Zak: SINANJU AND JAGER HAVE BEEN SWAPPED THE ENTIRE TIME

Barchar: "...you...MOTHER...FUCKER!"

Zak: NEAT.

PowerArmorJager: Finally

Hellaton: ....Wawait... the hosospital!

Azazel: "The hell are you all talking about?"

Barchar: "How...what do you even think you're gaining!?"

Barchar: "I agreed to HELP YOU!"

: High Priest Laharl [Zak] is now High Priest Laharl [].

PowerArmorJager: took you long enough

: Off in the Forest, Scillia gets the sneaking suspicion she fucked up.

PowerArmorJager: some times pain is the best way to learn

: But shrugs it off as nothing.

Hellaton: -He runs off to the hospital where Jäger is.- Is ththere a Jäääger here?!

Gaster: ....

MettatonSEX: ...

Gaster: Well, good to see nothing's changed around here.

Jäger Leyline: -is lying in bed in a coma

Barchar: "I...you...fuck you. Just...go die in a fire."

MettatonSEX: You're a cunt.

Hellaton: ....Oh mmmy god...

Gaster: Also, what my husband said.

PowerArmorJager: say my name first

Hellaton: .....

Azazel: "Does somebody want to explain what the hell is going on?"

Barchar: "If you think I'm going to tell you anything, even if I learn it, then you've got your head further up your ass than I can see."

Jäger Leyline: -has only 1 limb. his arm

PowerArmorJager: youre useless anyways

PowerArmorJager: nwv

Hellaton: -He rushes back.- Ggguys, the real Jäger is in ththe hos

Barchar: narrows her eyes. "Fine, WDG. Are you happy?"

MettatonSEX: *hospital

MettatonSEX: ......

PowerArmorJager: never able to realize youre full potential

WDG: -phases form thr armor-

: ((I just got a horrifying image))

Gaster: ... Oh, it's you.

Gaster: You dickbag, leave me be.

Barchar: "You don't know anything about me. If you did, you'd never have tried this."

: Power ArmorJager [PowerArmorJager] is now WDG [WDG].

: ((1337$P34K The Skeleton))

Gaster: ((AAAAAHHHH

MettatonSEX: shoots WDG in the face.

Smol Asriel: his arms are still shaking

Gaster: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/503a9be84de5b5b5ac785c836a94cd12/tumblr_n1kmxwPocb1t1qwylo1_500.png

Barchar: (oh god)

MettatonSEX: ((I JUST MADE A NOISE

WDG: did we have fun gang?

Gaster: No.

WDG: gets shot

Barchar: "What the fuck do you think."

Azazel: "Great, something I can't kill"

Hellaton: Yyyou asshole!

WDG: I think youre all a bit better people now

WDG: oh and Id quickly wrap up that wound

: So Yazan has officially made the best noir film

Hellaton: Nno, we araren't! Youuuu're a cunt!

: Plot twist

WDG: hate for him to bleed out

Gaster: ...

MettatonSEX: goes to wrap the wound.

Barchar: "Yeah, that's so much worse than BLOWING HIS HEAD OFF!"

Gaster: just kind of... lays his face in his cheeseburger.

Barchar: "HATE TO BE INVOLVED IN HIS DEATH, YEAH!?"

WDG: oh that was an accident

Barchar: "I BET YOU'D JUST LOOOOVE TO SEE HIM RECOVER!"

Barchar: "bULL FUCKING SHIT!"

Smol Asriel: the upper part of his body is convulsing violently

WDG: wantes to try the whole tough guy act

MettatonSEX: It's okay, uhh...

Barchar: "IF YOU COULDN'T TELL WHAT THAT WAS GOING TO DO, THEN YOU'RE EVEN FUCKING STUPIDER THAN I REALIZED!"

MettatonSEX: rushes Smazzy to the Gaston hospital.

WDG: didnt work oh well lesson learnes

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Doctor Phil [Doctor Phil].

Doctor Phil: "Hi!"

WDG: usually I just kill everyone including the hoatages

Doctor Phil: takes the smol

WDG: oh well this was fun. guve the armor

Barchar: breathes in and out slowly. Fine. He wanted reaction, she wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

WDG: to Jager

WDG: bye bye

WDG: leaves

Doctor Phil: "I'll get him all fixed up in a jiffy"

Hellaton: Gggo die slowly.

Doctor Phil: plugs the bullethole with a cork and hands him back to mtt

: ((So can Slarv just give us all peromission to continue mutilating Smazzy))

MettatonSEX: Okay thank you

: ((He clearly doesn't give a fuck at this point))

MettatonSEX: ((I READ BULLETHOLE AS BUTTHOLE

Frisk: ((plot twisttttt

Doctor Phil: ((Well he got his face blown off so what's a little gunshot to the knee

: ((Why don't we just fucking decapitate him))

: ((OH CHIME YOU MISSED THE AMERICAN INQUISITION LAST NIGHT))

: ((EVERYONE BUT TAKA GOT FUCKED BY AMERICA))

Frisk: ((OH YEAH

Frisk: ((IT WAS HILARIOUS

Barchar: twitches. "I'm gonna...gonna be..."

Frisk: ((TITANIA GOT FUCKING WRECKED

Barchar: collapses. Gaster can see and hear her flying around erratically and screaming curses far too loudly.

Doctor Phil: ((Because I never meant to get his face blown off, and if I knew Yaz was gonna do that I'd not have rigged it to blow up his head

MettatonSEX: returns with gote

Frisk: ((also laharl I have two leftover rare candies that i can't do jack shit with))

Frisk: ((what do)k

Frisk: ))*

Gaster: is just mumbling into his cheeseburger.

MettatonSEX: ((also cain's now blind and scarred in one eye

: ((Well, you could always wait a bit))

Frisk: ((true

: ((I'm gonna start throwing around more steel types and shit))

Frisk: ((I personally want to get rid of Silvia))

WDG: (thats the fun though. never know what ithers will do

Frisk: ((For a better steel type

: ((Also are you just trying to turn Cain into a human MTT at this point?))

Hellaton: -He goes to hug Gaster close.

MettatonSEX: ((no

: ((What, don't like Durantr?))

Frisk: ((Durant doesn't do jack shit ngl))

: ((Hone Claws, Stone Edge, Iron Head, X-Scissor))

MettatonSEX: ((the blind and scarring in one eye is the real reason for his emo hair

: ((Proceed to knuckle creeps))

Frisk: ((True.))

: ((Lol))

Frisk: ((Let me try that out))

: ((I can't get over the fact that Ame accidently let out that Kiki and Victoria are related in some way))

: Doctor Phil [Doctor Phil] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

MettatonSEX: ((i also have a bit of a thing for hair over one eye

Frisk: ((I can't get over the fact somebody made a glass launcher

Gaster: pats Hellaton on the back.

Smol Asriel: i mean, it's a cork in his leg but it stopped the bleeding

Gaster: is still face-down in a cheeseburger.

MettatonSEX: ((vaati, mettatin, cain, hellaton sometimes

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

: ((Chime. Remember the SCP that shot bald eagles))

MettatonSEX: ((*mettaton

Gaster: ((yes

WDG: (dr phil isnt a phyisican

Gaster: ((... you got attacked by that didn't you

: ((I put that in Reborn, everyone got fucked by America))

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: ((I'm proud of the Red White and Blue Yveltal that told everyone to each bird shit and then Oblivion Winged them out of Coral Ward))

Smol Asriel: i know

Smol Asriel: that's the joke

Smol Asriel: ((Taka has 3 chatots now

: ((Also. Taka now has three chatots))

: ((I swear to fucking god Taka is going the be the one that gets all the mutants))

: ((Six mutant chatots.))

MettatonSEX: ((teenage mutant ninja chatots

Gaster: moans in agony. "Can't we just have one calm night?"

Frisk: ((Titania now has an Empoleon named Amaria))

Frisk: ((Amaria has an Empoleon named Titania))

Frisk: ((The Super Empoleon Bros))

Smol Asriel: breathes heavily

: ((It's like Super Shimada Bros but with two Empoleons from the same ninja clan))

Hellaton: -He hugs Gaster close.-

Frisk: ((It's a romance drama))

Frisk: ((Also Titania is going to lose her left arm at any fucking moment at this point))

Gaster: I just want to eat cheeseburgers and maybe cry a little.

Hellaton: Okay.

Smol Asriel: "hh..."

Gaster: is a man with a mission.

Frisk: ((My Accelgor also has 145 speed))

Frisk: ((It's godly))

Gaster: sits back up and eats more cheeseburgers.

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Barchar: makes an image of WDG, bashing it into the ground, grunting angrily. She sighs, going back into her body. "Feh. Calm is for the weak."

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Barchar: her eyes are perpetually crimson now. Say bye to brown-eyed barchar.

Hellaton: -He holds his boyfriend close.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Homeless Man].

: A small cardboard box Sliiiides in through the anydoor.

: It's got a fedex logo on it.

Homeless Man: * He should be in the hospital right now.

Azazel: (( DID FRISKY AND LAHARL TEAM UP ))

Azazel: (( shit ))

Gaster: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/146d3b9ae105e430915b583f005e168f/tumblr_n0an69LxnO1t1qwylo1_500.png

: Frisky Whiskington [Homeless Man] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Gaster: looks over.

: ((We didn't team up))

: ((That was just really good timing))

Smol Asriel: moves his head a bit "nnh.."

: ((It was))

Azazel: (( I thought laharl was going to be Frisky's box ))

Jäger Leyline: -is likely in the same hospital as smazzy

Smol Asriel: was given back to mtt

: The box slooowly opens.

: ((It would be the end of the world if me and Laharl teamed up

: Inside is a large stack of..some kind of plastic.

Barchar: sits in the couch, looking very, very,VERY upset

Azazel: "To hell with this. I let ya eat in peace for now"

: ((We should totally do it))

★ Titania: * Ohp, out comes gravity

: WDG [WDG] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

: ((totalllyyyyyyyy))

Gaster: slooooowly chews his cheeseburger.

Jäger Leyline: -nm then

: It's a stack of blow-up punching bags.

: ((but with what))

Azazel: -Azazel goes back to hell-

: With WDG's face taped onto them.

Gaster: ... Nice.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: As well as dart boards, large sandbags, and car tires with WDG's face duct-taped on.

: And a toilet bowl cleaner.

Smol Asriel: did mtt take him back to bar?

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UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE!"

Barchar: "...Gonna...gonna take that." She mutters, closing the box and holding it

MettatonSEX: yes

Smol Asriel: back to the bed?

MettatonSEX: set Smazzy on couch and is hugging Faster.

MettatonSEX: *bed

: The Superior Joke Character: (( No Gimli, bad ))

Smol Asriel: "hhnn.."

MettatonSEX: ...

Gaster: is on his fifth cheeseburger and shows no sign of stopping.

Barchar: nobody loves Ms. 'just had the kid she considers something of a child figure get his knee shot out after he nearly died due to his head blowing up'

MettatonSEX: How many have you had?

Gaster: Too many.

Smol Asriel: well he'd probably give you a hug rn

MettatonSEX: Please.

Smol Asriel: weakly sits up a bit

Gaster: ... Okay, fine. I'll stop.

MettatonSEX: smiles as he leans on the skel.

: Is BC cradling the box.

Barchar: looks over. "Asriel! Are you okay!? For the love of god, tell me you're okay!"

Barchar: was for a bit, but now is not since Smol is awake

Smol Asriel: "B-b-barchar.."

MettatonSEX: ((smazzy: b-b-booby

Barchar: "Oh my god you're not dead"

Barchar: "I knew you weren't, but good god, it's actually-you're awake. And alive. And-and..."

Barchar: "God, I'm a wreck right now."

Hellaton: Gggaster? Mettatonnnn and I have... someththing to say.

Smol Asriel: "Can't move my legs.."

Gaster: ... Yeah?

Mettahella: (because it's simultaneous) We love you.

Gaster: blushes a little.

: ((awww

Barchar: "I know. You're kind of lucky that's all you can't move." She sighs. "Look, I...we need to help you. Eyes. Legs. Just about everything."

Gaster: ((gaster: one of you better not be pregnant

Barchar: laughs weakly. "Just like old times..." she says, practically wheezing

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton kiss those blushy cheeks

Gaster: holds his lovers close.

Smol Asriel: "W-what do I look like.. my face hurts.."

MettatonSEX: ((metta: gaster we are both men and hella has nothing there

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton hug Gaster back.

Barchar: "You're...not...great."

Smol Asriel: touches it

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Barchar: "DON'T DO THAT!"

Barchar: "Look, you're burnt, and your eyes are gone, and-and...oh, god, I want to show you, but I don't know if you can handle just having that image thrust into your mind..."

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Smol Asriel: "I... I think I should s-see what I look like.."

MettatonSEX: We're so happy you're back.

Barchar: "A-alright. Brace yourself." She pops out of her body and into his head, showing him the image

Smol Asriel: sounds like he smoked a charlotte grenade a day for 98 years

Jäger Leyline: (smazzy . the punching bag of CAU

Smol Asriel: ((This is what happens when I wing it

Smol Asriel: ((And why I don't wing it

Gaster: I... I guess I'm happy too.

Smol Asriel: tucks his head down, covering his face

Smol Asriel: "Oh god.."

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Jäger Leyline: ((hes been killed tortured miamed burnt and more

Barchar: pops back in your body. "...I'm so sorry."

Gaster: ((... Hello? New anon?

: -Gaster's phone should have numerous texts from Mettaton and a few from Hellaton. Hella's are all the heart emoji. Metta's range from "where are you" to "i miss you" to "oh god please" to a few very sad texts.-

MettatonSEX: ((hi anon

Barchar: "WDG...he's disguised himself as Jager. He has been for...god, I don't know how long."

Smol Asriel: ((Hi anon

??: (('Ello?))

Smol Asriel: is just covering his face

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Gaster: ((Hi!

: ((hi anon

MettatonSEX: ((hi!

: ((welcome

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Azazel: (( hillo ))

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Barchar: (this is a very interesting time to come in)

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MettatonSEX: ((lotsa shit went down

: ((ayynon))

Smol Asriel: ((Inb4 it's b again

??: ((Who's B?))

??: ((I don't really know what is going on.))

MettatonSEX: ((is this the person i invited here?

Gaster: ((An rper here, don't worry about it

: ((Check the sidebar))

??: ((No.))

??: ((Also, okay))

MettatonSEX: ((oh, darn

??: ((I'm just an Undertale fan.))

: ((It's an interdimensional Grillby's, any fandom, etc, is allowed))

: ((Mostly Undertale.))

: ((yeah

: ((do what you want :)

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Gaster: ((well, aside from rule 2

??: ((Okay, cool.))

Gaster: ((do not do rule 2 here

: ((Yeah don't talk rule 2, check the rules page))

??: ((Rule 2? Oh, I just saw it.))

??: ((Got it.))

MettatonSEX: ((please and thank you

Barchar: (A main character just got saved from kidnapping, and a small child has had his head nearly blown off and his kneecap capped)

MettatonSEX: (( :)

: ((You enter in the bar through an Anydoor, which is like a tardis that sits in one place))

Smol Asriel: is that small child

: ((As far as I know))

??: ((Also, why is SEX at the end of Mettaton's name?))

Smol Asriel: is whimpering

: ((personal preference i guess?))

MettatonSEX: ((oh, thats an artifact from our xyzzy days

Gaster: ((It's a holdover from where we used to rp

: ((what they said

??: ((Oh. Got it.))

MettatonSEX: ((see, i tried going in as Mettaton_EX but it was taken.

??: ((Thank god it isn't a smut thing))

MettatonSEX: ((so i decided MettatonSEX would be cool to use

Barchar: (And the omnipresent ghost girl is having a mental breakdown at that fact because she is basically in love with Asriels, in both motherly and sexual form. The small one is the former.)

MettatonSEX: ((nah, just a little joke

: ((It's totally a smut thing))

MettatonSEX: ((i mean it can be

: ((MTT has gotten laid more than every other character aside from AD.))

Barchar: (everyone's banging everyone here, the walls are covered in semen and dust)

MettatonSEX: ((hes very sexy

Gaster: ((they're joking

??: ((Okay.))

Azazel: (( Just don't look in the back ))

Barchar: (fellby and muffet, Laharl)

: ((Boden contest))

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Gaster: ((we do not speak of the boden contest

Smol Asriel: ((Please no

Azazel: [color=white] (( [/color] :D [color=white] ))[/color]

Barchar: (the bodometer)

MettatonSEX: ((that was a dark time

??: ((The boden contest? Like foreboden on the Undertale subreddit that used to be popular?))

Barchar: (the poor, poor bodometer)

MettatonSEX: ((yep

Gaster: ((... yes

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: ((kinda

Barchar: (Seriouslky dude)

??: ((Ah))

Barchar: (you don't want to know)

??: ((I'm glad I don't know, then))

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Smol Asriel: ((It was not a fun time

Smol Asriel: ((Rip

Azazel: (( For the sake of children we don't talk about the dark times ))

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Gaster: ((oh good we didn't scare you off

??: ((Oh, I'm not dead.))

??: ((I'm not really too scared))

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

Gaster: ((we uh

??: ((A little overwhelmed, but that's besides the point))

Barchar: (We have a habit of driving off new anons)

Barchar: (We're weirdos)

Gaster: ((yeah

Gaster: ((mostly because you guys meme on them

??: ((Memes? Oh dear))

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Smol Asriel: ((Gonna brb

MettatonSEX: ((anyway, bit of bg on my characters: metta is a mettaton from an alt universe who is married to gaster. hellaton is an underfell mettaton who is sex-repulsed, has been very hurt, and is in a polyamorous nonsexual relationship with gaster and mettaton

??: ((Okay))

MettatonSEX: ((thats really all you gotta know

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Barchar: (and my characters I actually use rn)

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Gaster: ((gaster has two children who mostly stay at home because they get traumatized at the bar

MettatonSEX: ((theyre not the skelebros

??: ((Mhm))

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Barchar: (Barchar is a native to the bar dimension. She got erased from existence by Sans, but managed to come back as a ghost. She didn't have any memories, but just knew that she liked Asriel. Also, she's omnipresent. She has a body now, from an Asriel, but that's...a long story.)

: ((sorry anon, i'm just

: ((doing stuff

: ((shit

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: ((oh ok

Barchar: (quit freaking out, I think we're safe with him)

Barchar: (or her)

Barchar: (or them)

Gaster: ((or them

Gaster: ((jinx

MettatonSEX: ((or me, dio

: ((motherfucking dio

Barchar: (Don't worry about it, chime, I certainly won't forget agendered people here.)

Alphys: (my alphys is just an alphys, but from a timeline where she never made mettaton and isn't the royal scientist)

: ((you better not forget about me

: ((i'm the one

: ((the only

MettatonSEX: ((you better not forget me

Smol Asriel: ((My characters, smol, a smol asriel, currently horribly disfigured because of stuff. Fanta, who is a female asriel. That's all that are important that aren't arc related as of now

: ((the whisky bastard

: ((frisky

Smol Asriel: ((And also Shoe, a lovable kitten

??: ((Frisky, you're probably the weirdest one here right now))

Smol Asriel: ((brb

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: ((Gee, thanks ;)

MettatonSEX: ((also, the alphys is my irl gf, and she never fucking rps

Barchar: (He pretty much is always)

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Alphys: (fight me

Gaster: ((i occasionally play fellby

MettatonSEX: ((ok

??: ((Are you made of actual Whiskey or something?))

Barchar: (Anyway, I also have Muffet or MBM, who's...)

Fellby: ((he's an underfell grillby, who uh

: ((No))

Barchar: (Weeell, put simply)

MettatonSEX: ((hes a prostitute

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Fellby: ((thankyou

Muffet: (A prostitute. She runs a place with Grillby. They are currently engaged. And also got a child.)

Muffet: (It's a complicated life)

??: ((What an interesting cast you have here))

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Gaster: ((you're not running yet this is going well

: ((it is

Muffet: (Also, muffet is a little traumatized after she saw smol's head asploding)

??: ((Comforting))

??: ((Very comforting.))

MettatonSEX: ((i also rp vaati from the zelda games, but much chiller than canon, and glamor, the swearing child with a fear of plants

Barchar: (Look dude, this is a crazy place that's been going for a long time)

Barchar: (And we currently don't have any way of catching up on backstory)

Barchar: (New people are...not come by easily anymore)

??: ((tbh a lot of people in UT probly have a fear of plants from flowey))

MettatonSEX: ((seven months

Smol Asriel: ((Not much of a need to, honestly

Barchar: (Well, a while.)

??: ((probably*

MettatonSEX: ((yeah it was a flowet's fault

MettatonSEX: ((*flowey

??: ((Sorry, whoops))

MettatonSEX: ((its ok

Smol Asriel: ((It's more complicated and stupid than destiny's backstory

: ((it's fine

??: ((I'm having trouble getting my messages across here.))

MettatonSEX: ((we typo here all the time

Gaster: ((I'm fine with having a new person

Barchar: (No, when we have this much of a confusing series of events, we need some way to understand it)

??: ((You know, I have a crappy connection right now))

??: ((Oh alright))

MettatonSEX: ((also, hellaton's voice glitches and i do type that out in the way that "this" can become "thihis" or some bullshit

Barchar: (we are not a formal place)

Smol Asriel: is currently hiding his face as best he can

: ((it can turn into MEMEME

Smol Asriel: ((We also have a bunch of different arc systems

Smol Asriel: ((If you wanna participate in big arcs

Barchar: "...I highly doubt it will, but if it makes you feel better, I'm not looking so hot either.

Barchar: is looking very, very disheveled along with her now permanently crimson eyes

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton are hugging Gaster close.

Smol Asriel: just whimpers

Gaster: is kind of slipping into a cheeseburger-enduced nap.

MettatonSEX: ((you can enter at any time, anon

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Barchar: "Yeah I probably shouldn't have mentioned that..." She mutters

Smol Asriel: hugs

Jeska or Jekon: -walks in

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Smol Asriel: ((Hey yaz, what are Jager's types

Jeska or Jekon: (sexy

Barchar: looks at Jeska. She smiles. "THAT WASN'T JAGER." She says, grinning maniacally.

Jeska or Jekon: (dunno

MettatonSEX: ((debatable

Jeska or Jekon: (sexy for a gote with one arm

MettatonSEX: ((still debatable

Gaster: ((he needs to cash in on the waifu tax

Azazel: (( That's like saying the guy is sexy for a cyborg with just half a head ))

Jeska or Jekon: (well I never thought MTT was sexy so

Smol Asriel: is hugging barchar as best he can, whimpering

MettatonSEX: ((*offended robot noises*

Azazel: (( the guy in the back* ))

Jeska or Jekon: (everything is detable

??: ((Mettaton is actually really sexy

MettatonSEX: ((I KNOW RIGHT

Barchar: (you can be straight)

Barchar: (uou can be gay)

Barchar: (but everyone is mettasexual)

MettatonSEX: ((except ace people

Smol Asriel: ((*asri

Smol Asriel: ((*asrisexual

MettatonSEX: ((*metta

Jeska or Jekon: yea I juat got back from the hispital

Jeska or Jekon: still in a coma

Gaster: ((what about the herspital you sexist

Smol Asriel: (({You wanna fight}

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Barchar: "You'll ~NEEEEEEVER~ huyys who it was."

Smol Asriel: (({Hi anon}

: ((10/10

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton bring Gaster home.

MettatonSEX: ((yes i do

??: ((Hello, brackets guy

Jeska or Jekon: (sry meant hipstal

Smol Asriel: (({*readies fisticuffs*}

Smol Asriel: ((Azzy the tulpa

??: ((Oh, tulpas

??: ((They're okay I guess

MettatonSEX: ((*readies plastic sword*

: ((RIP

Smol Asriel: (({EXCUSE YOU}

MettatonSEX: ((fight anon not me

??: ((I UHH))

Gaster: ((*raises spork*

??: ((I MEAN))

Barchar: (Man he's right there)

DamnDude: (( Slar, no ))

??: ((TULPAS ARE THE SEXIEST THINGS YEAH WOOOOOOOO))

??: ((Fuck))

??: ((Help))

??: ((Ru n

Barchar: (Good job you insulted the tulpa)

MettatonSEX: ((its ok

Barchar: (He can't get you over the internet)

Smol Asriel: (({👌}

??: ((Run Forrest, run

Barchar: (but his character can)

Smol Asriel: (({I can use my mind demon powers}

Barchar: (Watch out for a vharacter with the name 'azzy')

Jeska or Jekon: (*grabs nuke

??: ((There are no forrests nearby

??: ((Azzy are you

DamnDude: (( it's fine [sub]We collectively think Slar is crazy anyways[/sub] ))

??: ((in the arms

??: ((of

??: ((an angel

Barchar: (Well no he's demonstrably crazy)

Jeska or Jekon: (mmmmwhatca say

Smol Asriel: (({Yeah dd but i'm unrelated}

Barchar: (He's just crazy in a really cool, great way)

??: ((Like the 'cool uncle that touches' crazy?))

Smol Asriel: ((That's B

Barchar: (what no)

??: ((B sounds like a crackhead's name ngl

??: ((So he's a plan B))

DamnDude: (( [sub]Like anything here [sup]debatable[/sup][/sub] ))

??: ((He snorts B-Bombs))

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton set Gaster in bed. Mettaton needs charging so he is in bed now.

: ((Basically

Gaster: is cuddled next to his husband.

Smol Asriel: (({Maybe I should rp Silverstar Bloodmoon for anon}

MettatonSEX: cuddles Gaster close.

??: ((Please don't

??: ((..

??: ((That would be hot as fuck

Barchar: (What would?)

Smol Asriel: (({He's quite the sexy eevee indeed}

Smol Asriel: is hugging the barchar still

Jeska or Jekon: (Im yazan. Ill be around

Jeska or Jekon: (and strike when you least expect kt

??: Anyway, i'm gonna set up a name and character so we don't have to refer to myself as Anon forever))

Gaster: smiles.

Hellaton: -He decides to get into bed as well, holding Gaster from the other side.- ...I mmmmissed ththis.

??: ((Anon is not a sexy nickname sorry

Barchar: if Jeska gives a damn, she's looking really disheveled, and her eyes are perpetually crimson. They only used to do that when she was angry. You know, extrapolate as you well.

MettatonSEX: ((ok

??: ((It doesn't please me))

MettatonSEX: I did too.

: ((ok then

Gaster: ... I did too. It's good to be back.

Barchar: her hair is unkempt, her clothes are wrinkled, and the chaos buster earring is crooked on it's hook.

MettatonSEX: Mmh... Yeah...

DamnDude: (( I'm Mr. DD, DamnDude, or the Former king of the third party. I mostly go Azazel and an OC that is currently less than a head in the back room. ))

Gaster: ... Oh god, i feel like I'm gonna hurl.

Barchar: (Call me Flame. or BC. Or Barchar. pick one.)

: anonymous [??] is now Gemini [Gemini].

Smol Asriel: ((I'm Slarvath, {} is Azzy, who rps also

MettatonSEX: ((i'm magevaati, vivien, or mv

Gaster: jumps up and runs to the bathroom.

Gaster: ((I'm chime, aka chimeranyx

Gemini: k))

Gaster: ((it's nice to meet you gemini

MettatonSEX: ((are you the zodiac killer

: ((You already know my name

MettatonSEX: ((jk

Gemini: :>

Alphys: (i'm jalphys, which is a combination of alphys and my nickname jas)

MettatonSEX: ((jalphys is my gf

Gemini: Jalapeno Alphys. K))

: Jalphys [Alphys] is now Jalapeno Alphys [Alphys].

MettatonSEX: ((also, im agender and i use they/them pronouns, jsyk

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Smol Asriel: "I.. can I change clothes.."

Gemini: Alrighty))

MettatonSEX: ((thats fitting, she's hot like a jalapeño

Barchar: (Gemini. The stars are out tonight. (they're shining bright))

Barchar: "Huh? Oh, uh, yeah, that's...I'll help."

Smol Asriel: ((Making the map for chapter 3, the hub city

Barchar: (You have maps for this shit?)

Gaster: comes back from throwing up. "... Note to self. Never eat 5 cheeseburgers in a row."

Hellaton: ...In allllll fairneness I should have stoppppped you.

Smol Asriel: ((I do

Smol Asriel: ((This new one, at least

Smol Asriel: ((You can go NWSE

Gemini: Sounds like you're making a whole video game)

Gaster: ((he kind of is

Smol Asriel: ((I'm testing out a whole video game's plot/gameplay here

Gemini: Neato))

Gaster: ... Ah well. That's life I guess.

Hellaton: I guessss.

Smol Asriel: is still hugging

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Gemini: Damn sun>

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Gemini: ((I assume the bar is just a regular bar

Gaster: Well... goodnight, I guess.

Gaster: ((It's Grillby's.

Gemini: ((And hope I don't make an ass out of u and me

MettatonSEX: Goodnight, darling.

Barchar: stands up, bringing him into another room

Barchar: (the couch is an infinite spatial anomaly)

Barchar: (and the bar can be accessed from any dimension)

Gaster: Goodnight, Mettaton.

Hellaton: Goooodninight, Gaster. Ggoodnnnight, Mettaton.

Barchar: (But otherwise, yes, it's normal)

MettatonSEX: Goodnight, Hellaton.

Muffet: sighs. "Well. Looks like she's had a fun day."

MettatonSEX: kisses both of his loves.

Gaster: falls asleep. It's good to be back.

Smol Asriel: does not protest

Hellaton: -He does the same.-

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton also go to Sleep Mode.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Gemini: Zelda))

Vaati: ((yes

Gemini: You weren't kidding when you said anything goes)

Vaati: ((well yeah

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Barchar: (ANYTHING)

Vaati: enters the bar.

Fellby: walks into the bar, searching for his fiance.

Smol Asriel: ((Let's see

Barchar: (Chime plays a character from an anime)

Muffet: is here. "Ah. Hello, cheri."

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [Muffet].

Fellby: kisses Muffet on the cheek. "Hey there. Feeling better?"

Muffet: has a french accent, and speaks french occasionally too

Smol Asriel: ((LISA, Danganronpa, Fire Emblem, Gregory Horror Show, Xenoblade, that's all the other ones I've played

Muffet: due to the fact she's form the underground, it';s entirely fake

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Muffet: "Ah...well...relatively, yes."

Vaati: ...Oh, hello. There are people I don't recognize here.

Muffet: "As is Asriel, thankfully."

Fellby: ((i've played off, osomatsu, uh... steven universe

Vaati: ((legend of zelda is the only other universe i've rped from

Muffet: (And I've played...well, just Undertale, but I might play a totally original character soon)

Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah, I did OFF

Muffet: (And maaaaybe an SU character but probably not)

Smol Asriel: ((And the soon to be made Dreamer Reborn, which is my game

Gemini: Gee, I may be a big Undertale fan, but this has a lot of variety as well to it))

Smol Asriel: ((And where I get all my OCs from

Vaati: ((yeah

Gemini: I'm kinda glad I'm doing something original))

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Vaati: ((we have ocs here too

: ((being original is the key

: ((;)

Vaati: ((youll fit in nicely

Fellby: reaches for Muffet's hand.

Lua: -Does anyone want to say hi to the part of a head in the back?-

Vaati: has no idea it exists.

Muffet: takes it, standing up and grunting.

Muffet: "I've been tending to Asriel for most of the day."

Muffet: "They've gotten Dr. Gaster back, for the record."

Gaster: -He's not aware that Lua's only part of a head. He's going to be horrified when he finds out.-

Fellby: Oh, good. Maybe he can fix that Lua guy's watch.

Muffet: "Maybe."

Barchar: also needs a body for revenant

Barchar: speaing of which, how's he doing?

Gaster: -WELL GEE-

Barchar: wouldn't be letting him starve or anything

Smol Asriel: ((Tfw AD's misspelling resulted in a last name for Onna and Ren

Gemini: A man steps in through the bar door, he's tall, blone, and blue-eyed. Seemingly just a normal guy! Wow! His adorns a white shirt, short sleeves running down his shoulders and ending at his mid-arm. The shirt stopping at his waist, perfectly fit and tailored, it seems. Below the belt is a pair of regular blue jeans, seemingly meant to fit him just as well. They're slightly too short, ending at his ankles instead of trailing down like normal pants. Stopping at his black and gold socks, whick run up his leg and past his jeans. And ontop of those socks, lay a pair of sneakers, which are twist-tied in an orderly fashion.[br]"Hello, can I get a drink?"

Lua: -is not donating-

Gemini: ((God I love BBCode.))

Smol Asriel: the asriel head is very happy for a severed head

Barchar: isn't gonna make you do it right away, geez

: ((Bloo likes BBCode as well

Vaati: ...Er, hello.

: ((What if you're secretly Bloo

Grillby: - The normal Grillby waves the new person over.-

: ((lolno

: ((just messin' with ya ;)

Lua: -[s]However would like a head friend[/s]-

Smol Asriel: is in the bedroom with barchar~

: ((also why the fuck am i using winkie faces so much tonight

Gemini: ((I'm bloo. Baba-di-baba-da. Babadeeebaba-da, baba-dee-baba-di))

Gemini: :>

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Silverstar Bloodmoon [Silverstar].

: ((oh my fuck

Silverstar: (({Prepare yourself}

: Ike: (( no ))

Muffet: (Jesus slarv this is like the only asriel she isn't attracted to sexually)

: DD [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

Silverstar: the Third, destroyer of worlds is currently sleeping on the counter. He's a very fluffy eevee that sleeps a lot

Grillby: -The bartender scratches him between the ears.-

Muffet: looks at the newbie. "Well, hello, there."

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Silverstar: "WHAT"

Silverstar: jolts awake

Vaati: Hello...

Gemini: The man took a deep breath, stepping to the bar and ordering a glass of Tequila. The liquid was one of his favorites, giving him hospitality through many nights with his other half. The time's they've spent together were always great. They were there from the beginning. His loud sip, and a sigh of relief, show his pleasure at drinking the drink.[br]"This is pretty good, bartender. What's your name?"

Muffet: (YOU DO NOT GIVE YOUR EVIL OVERLORD EAR SCRITCHES!)

Grillby: "... The name's Grillby."

Silverstar: "WHO DARES HAVE THE GALL TO EAR SCRATCH THE FEARSOME SILVERSTAR BLOOMOON THE THIRD" he says as he unintentionally nuzzles into the scratches

Grillby: "I think you know this guy's name."

Silverstar: "Blasphemous infidel."

Muffet: (Grillby: "dork")

Gemini: Gemini made a sort of humming noise. While the Eevee was very loud, and adorable, he wasn't one for petting random stranger's pets. If that even was a pet. He was a careful man. Petting random animals...it could only end in disaster truly. Which is why he nodded, making a sort of smacking sound with his lips, and shrugging with the force of a man who's shrugged many times in his life.[br]"I suppose I do. My name is...Gemini. O

Fellby: chuckles, and pops a clove cigarette into his mouth.

Gemini: "I personally am a bit of a drink lover, so you will see me many times."

Silverstar: ((Gonna be back in a bit

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Muffet: "Ha. Well, welcome to the establishment then."

Vaati: We welcome you here, yes.

Muffet: "It's called Grillby's, but 'Drinks, Drama and Dust' would be just as apt."

Grillby: "Well, that's wonderful. I could always use the money."

Vaati: I am Vaati. It is a pleasure to meet you.

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Fellby: I'm also Grillby. Timelines.

Gemini: Gemini nodded, and fished through his pockets, the quiet [i]clink clink clink[/i] of the preferred Underground currency, G, echoing through the quiet atmosphere like a hot knife through butter. It's rather peaceful, the look on the man's face. Like he wanted nothing more than to enjoy his liquor with some friendly faces around. Or he could possibly be enjoying his liquor a bit too much. Both are a possibility, and one of them is rather bad. Nevertheless, he places the cost of the tequilla on the counter, nodding.[br]"It's nice to meet you all."

Grillby: -The fire man accepts the currency, sweeping it into a lockbox. It's filled with all sorts of currency now. "Say, just as a warning... things tend to get weird around here."

Vaati: If that comes from a man made of fire you can assure that has truth.

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Gemini: "I see."

: ((wow gemini's rping reminds me of when nance made paragraphs among paragraphs))

Muffet: "don't be racist against fire elemental, strange, large purple orb/small, oddly sexy wizard person" (depending on what form he's in)

Vaati: is in his humanoid form.

Muffet: the second it is

Gemini: "Unfortunately..."

Gemini: He checks his watch, his eyes widening slightly at the site.

Gemini: "I must go!"

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Fellby: Ah, see you around then.

Vaati: I am not, I simply hold that if one says that things are strange and they th-- oh, farewell.

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Fellby: 's voice is a deep, low purr.

Gemini: Gemini abruptly jumps off, walking to the anydoor. "I shall see you soon, in...possibly 1ten minutes or so."

Fellby: ... Got it.

Muffet: "Hm. How strange."

Gemini: ((brb gotta refresh

Vaati: As I was saying. If one whose mere existance is fascinating can say things are strange you know it must have some truth.

Vaati: ((k

Vaati: Now. Question. Why did you refer to me as sexy?

Muffet: "Hm? Because it's accurate, deary."

Muffet: "Lord, if I had two more people like you."

Fellby: chuckles, watching Muffet. "You could have a foursome. Maybe five if you wanted me involved."

Vaati: ...I appreciate that compliment.

: ((instead of cory in the house it's gemini in the house))

Vaati: ...Strange, but I appreciate it.

Muffet: smiles at Fellby. "Cheri, the 'more' wasn't a random word included in it."

Gemini: Don't you dare meme me, Whiskington))

: ((fine

: ((also it's frisky

Muffet: (If you don't wanna be memed you've come to the wrong place)

Fellby: laughs. "Man, I picked the right girl to marry."

Vaati: ...And, please forgive me, but who are you two?

Gemini: Frisky is Frisky, I guess))

Muffet: "That wasn't in question, cheri." She said, giving him a peck.

Gemini: 10/10))

Muffet: "Ah, Muffet."

: ((10/10

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Fellby: I'm Grillby.

★ Titania: ((10/10

Muffet: "The attractive purple fire elemental is my fiance."

: ((Internet keeps shitting out on me))

: ((What I miss))

Muffet: "You can call him 'Fellby' to avoid confusion."

Vaati: I am Vaati, as I had stated before.

Vaati: Ah,

Fellby: ((hi laharl

: ((Gemini

Vaati: ((hi

Gemini: My roleplaying))

: ((Is Gemini the newbie?))

Gemini: Yes))

Vaati: ((

Vaati: ((*yes

: ((Hi.))

Muffet: (It's wordy, not really the normal style of the room, but still)

: ((Am Laharl, CaU High Priest))

Gemini: Where's your holy water))

Gemini: I really need it right now))

: ((The fuck you talking 'bout? To me it seems like Gemini has just been on more than one MsParp room))

Fellby: ((we're too damn sinful for you?

: ((It's in the dungeon, sorry))

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Gemini: Nah))

: ((Most Parp RPers rp like newbie, so I guess hes just experienced or something))

Gemini: It's cool))

Gemini: I've roleplayed quite a bit))

: Kool))

Gemini: Anyways, I need to type out a paragraph real quick))

: Kids Klub))

Fellby: ((laharl no

Vaati: ((laharl not again

: ((Screaming eagles))

Muffet: (Yeah, I mean, paragraph rp is great for play by post, just...not the normal form for a chatroom)

Muffet: (For the problem of having to say things like 'I need to type out a paragraph real quick')

Muffet: (Secondarily, I expect he'll accustom to the style)

Fellby: ((things happen fast here

Fellby: ((like

Fellby: ((just ask smazzy

: ((Lost his face and his knees in the psna of a two-day period))

: ((F))

DamnDude: (( 'One moment, he was just in a coma, the next he was shot in the knee ))

Muffet: (Just in a coma)

Muffet: (Half his flippin' head was blown off)

: ((Jager Bombedbastic))

: ((Excpt Yazan fucking plot twisted all our necks off))

Fellby: ((i actually had a feeling it was coming to something like this

Fellby: ((like, i knew jager wasn't himself

Fellby: ((i just didn't know who he was

: ((Chime is the detective here))

: ((They're such a detective I made a Noir episode just for the fucking sake of having a detective))

Gemini: Gemini steps into the bar. He looks the exact same as he did last time, but if you got close enough to him, really the only difference is that he reeks of alcohol. He heads over to a bar seat and sits down, rubbing the back of his head. "'Ey, bartender, can I have a drink or two? What do ya got?" Grillby could just look at him and realize how reckless he seemed to be. Is this man even Gemini?

Muffet: (I couldn't tell really)

Muffet: (IT'S NOT)

Vaati: ...

Muffet: (CAUSE THERE'S TWO)

Gemini: The high priest isn't even holy))

Muffet: ('CAUSE HE'S GEMINI!)

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Vaati: Er, hello?

: ((wowie))

Grillby: -The bartender blinks in surprise. "Weren't you just here? You had a tequila."-

: ((I'm the worst fucking high prist))

Gemini: Gemini looks up at Grillby. "I was just here? You've gotta be jokin'. What's the strongest drink that you have, I got the money." He reaches into his pocket and takes out some G. He places it all down on the counter.

Gemini: Yes you are))

Gemini: Go get another job))

Vaati: ...Unless you are a clone or a twin, he is correct.

Gemini: Maybe the CaU High Janitor))

: ((Would you like to be Lesser Acolyte))

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Grillby: -He hesitates, and almost breaks out the bottle of mercury. He decides against it and produces a bottle of 151. "Will this do?"-

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: ((10/10

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Gemini: Gemini shrugs. "You tell me! You're the fuckin' bartender here!"

: ((He's gonna get punched))

DamnDude: (( Laharl, do you want to play HaH considering you're basically the only person I can play it with until I get the information I need to get a static IP set up? ))

Grillby: - He seems taken aback, then turns away, preparing a drink. Meanwhile, Fellby stirs a little.-

: ((On laptop))

: ((Don't have HaH on here, or a port forward))

Fellby: I would have kicked this guy's ass by now, you know.

DamnDude: (( fuck ))

Vaati: ...

Vaati: I have no place being here. Goodbye.

Vaati: warps out

Muffet: "Yes, I couldn't agree more."

Vaati: ((im goin to bed gn

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Gemini: Good night))

Gemini: Oh))

Fellby: ((oh sweet my fangame's all in one piece

Fellby: ((dont mind me just checking on my stuff

: ((One Piece?))

Gemini: Gemini taps his fingers on the table quietly, waiting for his drink. He's always been a big fan of alcohol. Well, ever since he turned twenty one. His other half is the perfect match for him, but geez, he was always told to lay off the alcohol a bit and that he had a bit of a problem. Not like that's gonna stop him.

Gemini: One paaaunnnchhhhh))

Muffet: (So is this a Jekyl-slash-hyde situation?)

Grillby: -The bartender delivers the drink, setting it gently on the counter. He's put a bit of vinegar in it.-

Muffet: (that's not one piece)

Muffet: (That's an entirely different amilanime)

Grillby: -Don't fuck with the mixologist.-

Gemini: Who said I was referencing one piece))

: ((Normie))

Fellby: ((tbh i stopped reading one piece in the middle of dressrosa

Gemini: Gemini looks down at the drink for a few seconds before grabbing it and outright chugging it. Damn, he could really drink anything with alcohol in it, no matter the flavor. He keeps on chugging until he finishes, wipes a bit of the alcohol off of his mouth, and lightly pushes the G toward Grillby. "Thanks, man. What's ya name, fireboy?"

Grillby: -He just. Stares. "I... I'm Grillby. Like I told you before."

Gemini: Gemini nods. "Right, right. It suits ya. My name's Gemini." As he just stated before.

Grillby: -He stares more, before shaking his head. The guy's probably just drunk.-

: ((Can you get drunk off a single Tequila))

: ((How strong are Grillby's tequilas))

Gemini: I have no idea))

Muffet: "Grillby, please use that brain you clearly have if you're anything like mine. Obviously this isn't the same person. I don't know how it's a different person, but it is."

Grillby: ... Timelines, probably.

Gemini: Gemini checks his watch. "Damn, I've gotta go. I'll be back later for more. I'm a sucker for alcohol."

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Gemini: Gemini stands up, wobbling a bit. He uses the bar to keep himself up before walking out of the door.

Muffet: "You so that, deary."

Muffet: counts ten seconds on her fingers, waiting for the other one

: ((Shit I just realized what this reminds me of))

: (("ME MYSELF AND I"

Gemini: Gemini is going to sleep.

: (("DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE"))

Gemini: I'm gonna go to bed))

Muffet: (ME MYSELF AND I DONT GET ALONG)

Gemini: I'll come back tomorrow))

Fellby: ... Hey baby, you wanna head to bed?

Muffet: (ME MYSELF AND I CAN FINALLY SAY GOODBYE, THIS COLLABORATION ALWAYS FELT SO WRONG)

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Muffet: "...im unsure whether you mean that euphemistically or not. Either way, yes."

: ((Nice timing))

Fellby: smiles, scooping Muffet up.

: ((Huh))

: ((I always comes on when a newer guy leaves

: ((You ALWAYS do))

: ((For example, the first time the Void left

Muffet: smiles. "See you, dearies <3" she said, waving at the few people left in the bar

: ((Like when B was-wait))

: ((No I fucking don't

: ((VOID I KNOW YOU'RE THERE))

: ((I'm not a wizard

: ((GET OUTTA THESE LOGS AND TALK TO ME))

Muffet: (I don't think time is watching us rn)

Muffet: (if he was he'd have come in by now)

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: ((Tru-

: ((HAH))

Fellby: ((THERE HE IS

Timeywim: ((I'm not a crackhead you can summon all the damn time.))

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: ((WOW

Muffet: (time you lovable dingus)

: ((ROASTED

Muffet: (pff)

Muffet: (I dunno why he does this, but it's kinda dunny)

UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE!"

Muffet: (what a note to end on. Good night, everybody.)

: ((gn

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Fellby: ((goodnight

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: ((Well, now it's just Laharl, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.))

: ((I'm the wardrobe.

: ((I'm the Witch))

: ((Damndude is Laharl))

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: * Time you clever bitch

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DamnDude: (( Wait what ))

: Silverstar Bloodmoon [Silverstar] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: ((Hid

: ((Ayy))

: ((hi

Smol Asriel: ((Makin this map

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DamnDude: (( Welp ))

DamnDude: (( Blank character overlords haven't helped me today ))

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: ((RIP Laharl.

Smol Asriel: ((rip

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Smol Asriel: is safe for a while, no more bads

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Smol Asriel: is in the bedroom atm

DamnDude: (( -He was the worst of all of us- ))

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna have a sexy night club in this city

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Smol Asriel: could really use a gote dad right now, it's too bad he abandoned him

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: Are we at the AD bashing party

Smol Asriel: no

Smol Asriel: bashing at the hyper party

Smol Asriel: but the ad party is pretty neglectful too

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Smol Asriel: ((I've decided I'm gonna call the nightclub "The Wash" in honor of the fallen spongebob

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Hyper: * YOU FUCKING WANT IT

Hyper: * FINE

Hyper: * Only because this character is actually important to Smolsriel

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Hyper: * He walks into the fucking bar

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Smol Asriel: is on the couch i guess since barchar never changed him, covering his face

Hyper: "... Smazzy?"

Smol Asriel: "Dad?"

: ((ngl Hyper has gotten so fucking stale

Smol Asriel: uncovers his face, turning in his general direction

: ((it's almost hard to RP him

Hyper: "I.. oh.. oh my god.."

Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, I figured that's why you weren't

Hyper: "... What happened?"

Smol Asriel: "A-A bomb.. jager.. I don't know.."

Hyper: "I'm.. I'm so sorry I wasn't there for you, just.. I..*

: "*

Hyper: "..."

Hyper: * He hugs Smazzy.

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Smol Asriel: hugs back, as tight as a cripple gote can

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Smol Asriel: is making sobbing noises, his tear ducts are kinda fucked but you get the message

Smol Asriel: "I'm glad you're h-here now.."

Smol Asriel: ((I still like him tho

: ((ah

Smol Asriel: ((And think he's interesting

Hyper: "... I wish I could of been here sooner, I really.. I really do."

Smol Asriel: "I wish i could see you.."

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Hyper: "... I'm sorry. Really, really sorry. Know that."

Smol Asriel: doesn't seem to care, he's smiling, sorta, and purring

: ((Smazzy's face falls off and he dies

Hyper: ".. I'm just glad you're still alive."

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Smol Asriel: "Me too.."

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Smol Asriel: nuzzles him, he hasn't moved his legs at all, if hype noticed

Hyper: ".. I still love you, Smazzy."

Smol Asriel: "I love you too, dad"

Smol Asriel: puts his good ear against him, hugging tighter and purring more

: ((Hyper snaps Smazzy's neck

Smol Asriel: (("Oops"

Smol Asriel: (("I did it again"

Smol Asriel: (("We're pretty similar huh ad"

Smol Asriel: "Don't go again.."

: ((PFFFFFT))

Smol Asriel: (("We should make a child murderer club"

Hyper: "I'll.. I-I'll try not to."

Smol Asriel: ((Fanta: "Sign me the fuck up"

Smol Asriel: cripple gote is not letting go of you, he shuffles into a better position, his legs hanging limply wherever they went

Smol Asriel: ((Map complete, I'll do items and fights tomorrow

: ((cool cool

Smol Asriel: is crooked, but now hugging in ur lap

: ((Hyper: HOW COME WHEN YOU HATE SOMEONE MORE AND MORE T-THE EASIER IT IS T-TO KILL SOMEONE, BUT W-WHEN YOU L-LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH YOU S-STILL CAN'T BRING THEM BACK))

: ((Man I am concocting some shiiiiit for you bois))

: ((Fanta: Shush

: ((Laharl, please))

: ((You're going to kill us all

: ((With your fucking plot

: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ca/ca1e217b16c548aa2a3393f1d50b0b491bee820eef35d0840f8f73179e37f6b3.jpg

: * oh no

Smol Asriel: stays hugged

Smol Asriel: "I was scared you weren't coming back.."

Hyper: "I don't just leave for good, you know."

Smol Asriel: "It was a long time.."

Hyper: "I know."

Smol Asriel: nuzzles more, he doesn't seem to care if he hits his burns

Smol Asriel: soon enough he nods off, still tightly hugging

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: "...Is it...time for cummies?"))

Smol Asriel: loves his daddy~

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: * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hyper: * He gently puts Smazzy down and gets up. He walks back to his timeline repeating "[sup]i'm a failure[/sup]" in his head several times.

: ((gj yazan you made hyper more self loathing

Smol Asriel: you are

Smol Asriel: will cry when he wakes up

: ((Slarv))

: ((Are you ok with my making a pun about your character's name))

: ((Cause this could))

: ((Taka while))

Smol Asriel: ((Go ahead

Smol Asriel: ((Make as many puns as you like

: ((I just did it))

: ((:D))

: * He kind of backtracks back to the bar.

Smol Asriel: ((They're a boss fight in Vanera Forest

Hyper: * He decides to sit next to Smazzy.

: ((Taka is?))

Hyper: * He doesn't want to be anymore of a failure.

Smol Asriel: ((No

Smol Asriel: ((Your puns

: (( :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DDDDDDDDDDD~))

: ((~~~~~~~~

: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~

Smol Asriel: ((Mfw I bodied the same guy two times in a row with his same team and my ice mono

Smol Asriel: ((You guys are gonna wanna fight B rabbit, for shitty rhymes and shitty puns

Smol Asriel: is already unhugged, he may be asleep but he tries to cuddle the air, sniffling a bit

Hyper: * He cuddles with Smazzy.

Smol Asriel: cuddles, purring now

: ((Nine months into Netflix and Chill and he gives you this look))

: (( https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmXlRnCWcoiYF8TUfJrrvg9fs63fR1dSdpuEcnhk-u5yDvE_LD3Q

DamnDude: (( This would probably work for that too: http://prntscr.com/bg452d ))

: ((Time to try to sing Karaoke))

: ((Laharl, don't use sing on us

: ((You'll make us fall asleep

DamnDude: (( Actually Laharl please do that ))

: ((Laharl does an acapella of the entire Pokémon soundtrack

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Smol Asriel: ((I made a meme

: ((I'll send yhou a recording of Uptown Funk))

Smol Asriel: ((https://imgur.com/dbGPjMR

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Jeska or Jekon: (stillup

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: ((I'll never stfu

Smol Asriel: ((stfu

Jeska or Jekon: (you guys scare anon away?

: ((No.))

: ((He went to bed))

: ((Or she))

: ((Or they))

Jeska or Jekon: (or it

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Timeywim: ((I'm a timelord!))

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Jeska or Jekon: (hey time

: ((10/10

: ((They could be an attack helicopter))

Jeska or Jekon: (whose your fav doctor timey

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Timeywim: ((Myself, I'm the thirteenth doctor.))

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Jeska or Jekon: (could have been worse

: ((or they could be Laharl's minions))

Jeska or Jekon: (could have been hooves

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: ((hey))

: ((Don't diss Doctor Hooves))

: ((It's just the wierd fandom doing wierd shit))

Jeska or Jekon: (fandoms are always weird and dumb

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: (( [i] the night is dark, the sky empty, and the streets quiet. You are walking home after a long day of work. You expect to have a nice evening with your family, but in the distance is the shadow of a man. You stop, and he starts to approach. Your heart fills with terror as you see the face of your assailant, and hear the cold voice emmenating from under his hat. "another settlement needs our help" You open your mouth to scream, but it is too late. Your map has already been updated. There was no escape from this. There is never an escape, because this is... The twilight zone[/i]

Jeska or Jekon: (loved that show as a kid

Jäger Leyline: -is still comatose

: ((So, who's up rk))

: ((DD, Taka, Frisky))

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: ((I might be able to do some Freeroam, don't expect much battling))

: ((But my internet is stable enought o atleast write the shietz))

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: ((i'm up

: ((K, lemme prepare some shit))

: ((aight

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Jeska or Jekon: (at some point I need to look into this rebrorn

: ((Rebron James))

Jeska or Jekon: (better thab mike borbans

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Jeska or Jekon: (morning

: ((Morning))

Jeska or Jekon: (whats up?

: ((My ceiling))

Jeska or Jekon: (and down?

: ((Mr. Popo's pecking order.))

Jeska or Jekon: (cool

: ((If i'n in an RP room at five in the morning))

: ((I really doubt anything is actually happening on my end))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah

Jeska or Jekon: (plus Im juat eating dinner

: ((So how was dinner))

: ((The birds are tweeting outside my window, so it's almost time to sleep))

Jeska or Jekon: (grood

Jeska or Jekon: (had bimbimbap

: ((Is that the newest in hip-hop style))

Jeska or Jekon: (no its rice and beef

: ((Rice beef and from this google image))

: ((Apparently an egg))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah ans some other stuff

: ((Huh, cool))

: ((My current meal is...))

: ((A small bottle of pepsi cause the fridge is empty and I decided it was worth it to hike down to the store))

Jeska or Jekon: (but its like 7

Jeska or Jekon: (get some cereal at least

: ((I got some cans of soup))

: ((I'll boil up to chicken tortilla in a bit))

Jeska or Jekon: (did you go some where? said something about a 5 hr ride

: ((2 and a half hours to and back, went to visit a friend))

Jeska or Jekon: (was it fun?

: ((No))

: ((His house smells like a mixture of cigarettes and dog 24/7, pretty sure he himself does drugs, and I only went because fam forcd me to))

Jeska or Jekon: (lame

: ((Less of a friend and more of the guy my entire family has to give money to so he doesn't go homeless))

Jeska or Jekon: (huh

Jeska or Jekon: (well at least is over

: ((Yeah))

Jeska or Jekon: (well wanna rp anyhing?

: ((A large majority of my characters are either de-aged, fetuses, dead, cut off ties with the bar, scrapped, risen FROM the dead and then killed again, or dying daily.))

: ((Not many options right now))

: ((Or have absolutely no reason to show up at the bar.))

: ((Meaning it's time to make *gasp* another character))

Jeska or Jekon: (cool

Jeska or Jekon: (Jager is still out of action

: ((FFrisk and the rest of the forest will only show up if you actually need them,

: ((Theres Nectra, who has an actual reason to leave the Forest, but no reason to go to the bar))

Jeska or Jekon: (guess alcohol isnt good enoigh

: ((Nah,))

: ((Theres The Various Twins, but i'm saving them for when I can start The Arena back up))

Jeska or Jekon: (well I got many charactaers open

Jeska or Jekon: (saw Zak returned

Jeska or Jekon: (to just die again

: ((Dead twice by WDJager))

Jeska or Jekon: (cant believe it took that long to reveal wdg

: ((To be fair pretyy much everyone completely forgot he was a thing))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah

Jeska or Jekon: (well he comes in from time to time to torment others

Jeska or Jekon: (like a villain would

: ((He hasn't hurt anyone important, thus, he's seen as more of a douchebag than a villain. Because lol you shot the 2 year old but not Gaster))

Jeska or Jekon: (but I gave like numerous hints thatvJager was still in the hospital and for some reason no one checked

: (("I can't believe i'm actuall waiting in anticipation for a 14 year old to get her left arm ripped off" - Frisky Whiskington))

Jeska or Jekon: (which is why I WGD shot Smazzy

: ((Quick))

: ((Whats the closest you can get to with a character before the bar starts actually going out of their way to kill him))

Jeska or Jekon: (I cant kill someone important though, no one would let me

: ((I want a douchebag character that nobody will actually kill))

: ((Tbh i'm willing to give up a lot of characters for the sake of good RP))

Jeska or Jekon: (I know thats whatvI like about you

Jeska or Jekon: (pretty sure we workes well toghther during the sinanju arc

: ((Demon hellknight charges into a forest? Cool, doesn't manage to actually hurt anyone?))

: ((Ehh))

: ((Demon hellknight charges into a forest and takes out 75% of its population in a raging fury to get to a girl in the center?))

Jeska or Jekon: (much better

: ((I don't like unnecesary deaths, but if someone is dragging the literal fired of hell with them))

: ((You're damn right the FOREST, the highly flammable wooden forest, is gonna have a shitton of casualties.))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah

: ((What gets bad is when people just. Kill off 2 day old characters for drama))

: ((Woop-de-fucking-doo. Random #4 managed to get killed dramatically.))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah slarv tends to do thay

: ((Who was he again?))

: ((Tbh Slarv mainly does it because none of his Rp is to be taken seriously))

: ((Onna almost died, and then got retconned out of death, to a fucking gameshow where they pelted her with baseballs))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah but he tries to torture his caharacers that have well no character

: ((Eh, lets not shit-talk Slarv too much))

: ((His characters have no character because 90% of them are hte buildup to a punchline.))

Jeska or Jekon: (why should I care about smazzy if hes just going to die ahaib

Jeska or Jekon: (dont get me wrong I dont hate slarv

: ((I entrusted one of my favorite reborn character, Taka to him. Gave him the ability to control a younger Taka))

: ((He turned Taka into a satanic, demonic, hell-fire raging, human-hating birdfucker))

: ((That spiritually identifies as a parrot))

Jeska or Jekon: (hea cool. I just want more character fron his characyers, reasons to care

: ((Yeah))

: ((Tbh tho most of my characters are pretty bland, i'm not a character person, i'm a worldbuilder))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah he does humor and weirdness well, which is his strong suit

: ((I like to describe environment, see how people react to this, how people react to that))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah thats true

: ((Most of my characters are tests. Ooh, Medusa! I wonder how bar-goers will react to someone who can accidently kill them near their own children?))

: ((Answer:Not a fuck given))

: ((Ooh, I wonder how they'll react if...hmm, how about a character that can take action and actually do something, someone who actually criticizes them))

: ((Then I brought in Titania))

: ((Etc))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah I see

: ((There are two kinds of people in CaU))

: ((People like Chime, MV, and Frisky who like to react to situation and do so accordingly))

: ((And people like me, Slarv, and sometimes you that like to get those reactions out of them. That like them to say 'Damn!'))

: (("It's that moment of dawning comprehension I live for" - Calvin and Hobbes))

Jeska or Jekon: ((yeah, it sucks though when you try to make a story and now one really cares

: (("The smell of smoke fills the air"))

Jeska or Jekon: ((which is why Sinanju is pretty much dead in the water,

: (("Lol lets fucking ignore it so we can watch Gaster and Mettaton comfort Hellaton for the seventeenth time"))

Jeska or Jekon: ((that that happens a lot

Jeska or Jekon: ( I mean I had to make WDG put a pistol to smazzy before it got their attention

: ((Their just so fucking passive))

: ((And they all want a happy ending))

Jeska or Jekon: ((I hate that

: ((People get pissy when I kick their asses with skill in Reborn))

: ((Well if you're gonna fucking walk in here against the Elite Four with your ragtag team of baby pokemon))

: ((The FUCK do you expect? I'm not gonna roll over and hand you your happy ending))

Jeska or Jekon: ((one reason why I made WDG act like that on the rescue mission

: |(And then Flame of all people criticized you))

: ((For something in-rp))

Jeska or Jekon: ((yeah flame over reacts a lot

: (("The forest is smoking"))

: (('Laharl can you not? We egt it"))

: ((Well if you fucking get it than actually do something instead of fucking eachother on the bar couch))

Jeska or Jekon: ((its weird, when theres a mood in here no one wants to rp action, they jsut want to be in the bar

: ((Yeah))

: ((Like, I get sometimes you guys just want to chat))

Jeska or Jekon: (and do nothing

: ((But when you fucking don't do anything but sit in the bar))

: ((And not even talk to eachother))

Jeska or Jekon: ((Im fine with chating but like this morning, when I was hinting at Jager in the hospital, no one went

Jeska or Jekon: ((everyone one was just "we'll we are here

Jeska or Jekon: ((it would have taken like 10 minutes at most

: ((If someone is hinting at something blatantly))

: ((And you aren't doing shit))

Jeska or Jekon: ((oh well, apathy is a decision

: ((I will personally find some fucking way to force you to do something))

Jeska or Jekon: (yeah

Jeska or Jekon: (I wanted to make a new rp type

Jeska or Jekon: (mystery and war

Jeska or Jekon: ((mystery would be a on a spot location with X amount of rooms and you try to figure out its secret, like a murder or treasure

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Jeska or Jekon: ((War would be a over all arc, with battles that can end well or bad and can affect the ending

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Jeska or Jekon: (hey...thoight you died

: ((Internet died))

: ((Storm outside))

Jeska or Jekon: (cool

: ((War and Mystery sounds pretty cool))

: ((Mystery reminds me of Slarv's system))

: ((He put everyone in a grid, there were four characters in all))

: ((The grid was a maze, and we had to mentally map out which directions we could go in))

Jeska or Jekon: ((yeah, something like that, but its not restricted

: ((While trying to figure out where eachother where through IN-RP actions such as "Titania slams her sword against the wall, can anyone hear it?"))

Jeska or Jekon: ((basically I would say, "where do you go now?

: ((So a sort of 'think creatively' idea?))

: ((Like, let them think their own way out of it))

Jeska or Jekon: ((yeah, I'd give clues

Jeska or Jekon: ((wanna run a test?

: ((Sure, I got no characters))

: ((Unless you want to randomly drag a character from the Forest))

Jeska or Jekon: ((bring whomever

Jeska or Jekon: ((doesn't really matter

: ((Alright, are we doing this right now?))

Jeska or Jekon: ((sure

Jeska or Jekon: ((if you want

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: yeah I am

: You'd think the cyborg vampire would be meant for stealth, but she has noticable lines and such around her face where the plates line up.

: "Names Bigdy"

: "...Big D? Please tell me thats a nickname, or do your parents hate you?"

: Really she's a medical bot, so she's not meant to sneak up on people and rip out their throats or anything.

Jeska or Jekon: Bigby*

: She's meant to be a sort of walking blood donation machine.

: "...Or like, Ned Bigby?"

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Yazan [].

: Nah Bigby Wolf

: "you don't happen to be a hire-able service are you?"

: "...What's your definition of hireable? Because if you're looking for...special services, I know a fireman and a spidergirl that can help you there."

: "No I know who they are. Got a murder most foul that needs to be looked at

: "..." She was tempted to make a joke about geese.

: "Well, i've been known to be pretty good at finding things out, and nobodies here right now. Whatcha need?"

: ((Hey Yazan))

: ((What do you get when you decapitate a goose))

: ((yup

: ((what?

: ((A murder most fowl))

: (ah

: follow me

: -hey walks to the anydoor-

: he*

: Hey is for horses.

: Nectra shrugs, her mouth makes a quiet whirring noise, as her fangs let themselves out. Better be prepared if we're talking murder.

: She follows the man.

: ((Wait is this the guy from Fable))

: -he leads her to an apartment complex, "Someones been killing fables

: ((Fuck I've never played Fable))

: ((......

: "What's a Fable?" She says, clicking her tongue.

: ((No wait))

: ((The Wolf Among Us.))

: fairy tales folklore, those who are in the stories that is

: ((yep

: ((Huh, theres an NPC in Fable who's named Bigby))

: ((the comic is called fable those

: ((Must be a reference))

: "Like, Medusas and Dragons and stuff?"

: ((maybe

: yeah, that sort of thing

: "I know a couple actual medusa, if you want to chat them up." They're Gorgons you prejudiced fuck.

: except that we live in a New York

: "Huh, like Wolves in sheeps clothing." WHEN YOU JUST GET THE JOKE

: and we can't go around parading our super natural appearances

: ABOUT THE NAME

: "Alright."

: -stares at her for a minute-

: we're not predators, just trying to live out a normal life

: "Sorry, it's a term us at the Forest use a lot."

: right

: "Since a lot of us are people who just want to live a normal life, and have been pushed back to our little death forest."

: "Most of us can relate."

: -opens the door and goes in, theres a corpse there-

: its not a fable, just a human

: Nectra doesn't blink. She's designed as a medical bot, So she can handle a corpse or two.

: but he was fucking one of the fables, Ariel I believe

: "What, like the mermaid?"

: yeah thats her

: prostitute now

: "Are they like the film, or are they the 'real' mermaid that eat sailors?"

: used too actually

: eat the sailors that is

: "Comforting. Not a sailor, and not made of flesh."

: the happy endings and good nature shit was never true

: Well, she's got blood in her. But trust me, it isn't her.

: "They rarely do."

: anyways, need to find out who killed him and why, Ariel was suppose to meet him here but never did

: find the cause of death and perhaps a motice

: motive*

: "Have you located Ariel? She could likely be dead as well."

: I'm gonna look for her while you check this out

: She inspects the corpse, are there gunshot wounds, or visible marks or damags?

: "Alright, got it. Good luck, and if shit goes down, do not engage them. Better you're alive and a witness than dead and like our buddy here."

: -the corpse has a number of lacerations that aren't deep

: Any lacerations located in vital areas, such as the throat or near the wrists?

: Don't worry about me, I'm the big bad wolf

: Coul tbey reliably kill a man through slices alone.

: -he leaves-

: individually no, but the number of them casued him to bleed to death

: She inspects the blood around, taking a fang out, and sucking a bit of it into one of the vials in her teeth.

: theres 4 rooms to visit, the hallway, the apartment room, the lounge and the restroom

: Can never be sure, ebst to have a test of blood type and such just incase.

: he has an STD

: had actually

: "...Huh, looks like Ariel got around, he DID say she was a prostitute."

: She checks the body for identification, wallet, tag, etc.

: ((I've run a Noir episode, inspect the shit out of everything))

: wallet is there, some money in it and the licence

: ((Or else you frustrate the person running it because you walked PAST a corpse))

: What's his name?

: guys name is Halberd Gryason

: "Huh, your parents were metal as fuck. Halberd."

: "Sounds awesome, hope you're using one of those wherever you are."

: "Maybe Valhalla is real or some shit."

: he has nothing else of interest

: "Lets se..."

: "Lets check out the apartment."

: A noise somewhat of a casette tape plays from her neck. Medical bot. of course she has casettes. She has to record times of death and such.

: theres a bed, cabinet, cell phone, lamp, and bathroom

: She checks the bed, looking between the sheets, under the matress, underneath the best itself, in the pillowcases, etc.

: theres a ripped up paper

: She gently grabs the paper, trying to make out anything on it.

: it reads, "know what......freak........gonna get a lo-......story is.....

: "...Interesting." She recites this into her cassette tae.

: its horrible chicken scratch

: She takes the paper, as evidence.

: "Either the guy was insane, or born to be a doctor."

: She opens the cabinet, fangs at the ready because she's seen enough horror movies to know someone is probably hiding inside of it.

: theres a small tube there with engravings

: She checks the engravings, holding it away from her.

: -Bigby gave her his phone number if she needs aid btw-

: Right, she'll have to call him after she's done with this room.

: She's got another question.

: (or for hints

: ((I can practically feel the wink wink nudge nudge

: the tube is 3 seperate cylinders that can spin

: She inspects the engravings.

: ((only because I didn't explain what this tube is

: "...Some kind of instrument? Possibly a very complicated drug pipe."

: its only 6 inches long and its sealed

: "..."

: ((Is it a bong.))

: the engravings are of a deer and a tree, but they are not aligned

: (sealed means no holes

: She spins the cylinders, attempting to align the engravings.

: ((True))

: it pops open and green mist leaves it. theres a little paper is inside.

: it reads, "GA

: She stares at the mist, before looking at the paper.

: (retcon the read

: ((GA))

: the mist fades away

: "...Man, I sure hope I didn't just get neurotoxin in the blood supply."

: "It would really suck if I accidently killed someone."

: the paper reads, "Glamours! Get you're Magical Glamours! Ensure that you'll look human and that not one will suspect your fable heritage! Just ask for Anut Greenie

: "...I'll have to find this Aunt Greenie soon."

: "She might know something."

: theres no address

: Assuming theres nothing else in the cabinet, she mvoes to the phone, maybe theres some numbers in it?

: She looks through the apps, con tacts, name, personal identification, passwords, and generally ruins Halberd's privacy.

: theres a text message from client 83, it says ,"Got an itch I need scratched, lets meet tonight

: "...Okay, yeah, starting to hink Ariel wasn't the only one who slept around."

: She checks the other clients.

: the follow response was, " Alright Suga

: She also checks the name. This coul possibly actually be Ariel's phone.

: the last cilent was 3 days ago, said, "had a great time babe

: "So, did a prostitute fuck the other prostitue, and get killed by a man who just really doesn't like people who fuck other prostitutes?"

: theres no name, its a burner phone obviously, but its not his obviously

: Heh. I said the word prostitute too many times for the sentence to be innocent.

: ((ahhh

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

: ((thats a bit too off

: High Priest Laharl [] joined chat.

: ((Fucking internet))

: ((And yeah, I know thats off))

: She takes the burner phone, dialing in Bigby's number.

: "Hey Bigby, about the murder."

: "Yeah its Bigby

: "whats up

: "Any idea if this guy has a track record?"

: 'Is Halberd the first death?"

: "Yeah the whores don't usually kill their clients

: "You said someone was killing fables, so I want to know if Halberd is a special case."

: "Bad for business

: "So Halberd was a client?"

: "yeah

: "Alright, thanks."

: "acutaly

: "Someone else was murdered recently, it was a fable

: "I've having you check this case out to see if it might relate to mine

: "Anything in common between them and Grayson?"

: "worry about finding out the motive and cause of the death

: "dunno

: "From what I can tell, Halberd's death was from bleeding out due to laceration. He had an STD, but thats likely unrelated."

: "He got a shit ton of cuts?

: "Yep, too deep to kill but sheer number caused him to bleed to death."

: "hmmm, Mermaids can have sharp finger nails, Ariel may have ripped him up

: "Alright, any luck finding her?"

: "Not yet

: "I've got a sample of his blood, so if you do, make sure to check her fingers, if she's got blood under her nails we've got a bingo."

: "Got it

: "Did you find anything else?

: "A pipe, with a message in it."

: "Says to contact an 'Aunt Greenie' to look human."

: "Probably some kind of way to hide Fables. Though, if Halberd had one, for all we know he could just be a nicely disguised Fable or something."

: "Yeah she makes Glamour tubes, Ariel needs one to appear and walk like a human, otherwise she reverts back to beign a mermaid

: "Alright, so they're disguises."

: "Was that the green mist stuff?"

: "Nah hes been dead for too long, the glamour would have worn off

: "Thats the magic, if you opened it, it means you took her glamour off

: "Hm."

: "Shes flopping around as a mermaid right now

: "Alright."

: "I'll hang up now, good lucj."

: "yeah you to

: She drops the phone, deciding to keep it with her incase she needs to contact Bigby again.

: And if she doesn't get anything from this, fuck you she's keeping her free phone.

: bad news its a Razor

: Of course.

: Damn 2003 phones.

: She can't even play candy crush to pass the time, do you have any idea how awesome it is to have a mobile game when you live in a Forest?

: Anyways.

: She goes to the lamp.

: "What about you..." She moves it, checking to see if theres anything under it, inside of it, etc.

: theres another paper

: She turns it on and off, seeing if it lets out any shadows to notify something being stuck inside of it.

: "Alrighty." She reads the paper.

: this time it has a drawing of a mermaid

: it says, "need a pic"

: "Well, someone likes Mermaids."

: "I assume this is atleast what Ariel looks lile." She taks the piture, putting it in her suit pocket.

: "With that note saying someone was a freak..."

: She starts to wonder if this was a self-defense case, but eh.

: She opens the bathroom door, looking in.

: some lube, no toilet paper, no mirror

: smells like shit

: "...Eugh." She looks for what is making that smell.

: theres a turd in the toliet

: "...Well that'll do it." She flushes the toilet, and checks around for anything else of interest.

: on the backside of the door is a bad thats open,

: there a note again

: She reads the note.

: it reads," 1. Meet. 2. Talk. 3. Persuade. 4. Payout. 5. Tropical Vacation

: "...'Persuade'"

: "Someone wanted money, which would certainly pay for a vacation."

: thats all for the bathroom and apartment

: She's got a sort of scenaria in her head, of Halberd inviting Ariel over for 'services' and trying to get Money out of her.

: "...Ariel likely wouldn't have taken too well to that, which would explain the nice clawing."

: "Doesn't account for the other body though, assuming they're even related."

: She goes to the hallway.

: ((Hey Time.))

: ((Any comments on this?))

: it smells like piss

: theres other rooms, theres moaning and screaming coming from them

: "..."

: nothing else though

: She unca[ps her fangs, and gently knocks on the rooms with moaning and screaming. "If you're having sex, please say so, if you're being horribly murdered, continue screaming."

: "Theres been a mruder, and I don't want to interrupt the mood."

: the sexually moaning gets lourder

: louder*

: "Alright, thanks."

: some one says, "YES YES YES BBABY

: Man, she's glad she didn't run in there like an idiot.

: *COUGH METTATON COUGH*

: its quiet.....expect for the sex happening next door

: She looks for what's making the piss smell.

: theres piss on the carpet

: its stained

: "...Dude, jsut, like, fucking use your bathroom."

: She idly wipes off her shoe. Damnit these things are expensive, and visits the Lounge.

: theres a receptionist

: "Hello." Nectra walks up to the counter.

: its Belle

: oh hello

: "Miss, are you aware of the fact that there is a dead man here?"

: "you came in with Bigby didnt't you?

: "Yes, Bigby is looking into it

: "Yes, he told me to get a motive and cause of death."

: "I've deduced he was likely clawed to death by Ariel, and possibly through self-defense, but do you have any information?"

: (Belle from Beauty and the Beast btw

: ((Yeah

: ((I can tell this comic has a thing for disney princesses)

: Oh my gosh no

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

: ((well more Volkish traditional stoires and the Grim Brothers

: High Priest Laharl [] joined chat.

: ((Ah))

: ((Is Rapunzel gonna get strangled on her own hair next))

: ((Can I spin straw into gold with the murder weapon))

: ((maybe if I continue wtih this

: "Oh, well...hmm."

: Ariel was here

: "Hmm, did you see her leave?"

: No, just entered wearing a cloak, went to her room quickly

: ((When you start to regret not watching grimm while you could))

: if shes not there, she must have left through the window

: "...Do you know which Room she's in?"

: the room with the body, you were just in it I think

: its room 4A

: "...I see, things are starting to line up then."

: "..Also, can I just ask."

: "Belle, like, the grimm brothers one, right?"

: "hmm?

: "I jsut gotta check, cause so far I can list off two out of four Grimm Princesses."

: "No actually

: "Huh, interesting."

: "...No Beast or anything?"

: "Beast and I sold the story under the psuedonum Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont

: "Oh."

: "...Interesting."

: (Theres a few who wrote the fairytale stories

: "Well, i've got to figure this out, i'm gonna phone Bigby about what i've found out so far."

: ((Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve wrote the beatuy and beast story

: "Since I don't think theres much more to find out, and i'm not going to interrupt the...actions happening on the rooms."

: ((Ah))

: Do you know where she is?

: "Ariel?"

: yeah

: "Bigby was looking for her."

: (most fairytales come for Germany, France, or Ireland, mainly in that order

: "But no clue yet, we know she's lost her Glamour though."

: ((Huh))

: She likely went to he bar

: ((So you could say))

: ((The germans have the))

: the*

: ((Germain focus))

: (yes

: ((*RIMSHOT*))

: (yes they do sans

: ((Alright I won't attract your))

: ((Ire))

: ((Land))

: shes likely hiding there, the trolls will protect her

: ((Cause at this point it's all france))

: "...I see, will they let me talk to her, or am I going to have to sneak past Trolls?"

: ((-has a heart attack from the bad puns-))

: no

: "Or should I just call Bigby and tell him about it?"

: best call Bigby, they fear him

: "Alright."

: She's a medicinal robot, she can get blood from an unwilling criminal, but she sure as hell can't fight a troll.

: She nods to Belle, and sits down at a chair, pulling out the phone and calling Bigby.

: "Yeah?

: ((Internet))

: ((Can go nfuck itself))

: "I've got some good news."

: "hmm

: "Gabrielle, or Belle, or whichever name I use, says Ariel probably went to some kind of...bar."

: "hmm I think I know which one

: "Says the trolls will protect her."

: "Also."

: "Alright I'll get her, meet me at the Royals Apartment,

: "Most of the evidence i've found leads me to believe Halberd probably was kileld in Self-defense, or anger."

: Save it

: "Because it seems like he was trying to getr money out of Ariel, or something."

: I'll hear you out in person

: "Got it."

: I'm bringing Ariel in

: -he hangs up

: She nods, and drops the phone, nodding to Belle and gong to this 'Royals Apartment' after consulting a map.

: -its a nice apartment complex, where the higher up fables live

: So you could say it's a

: -the guard points her to an office in the back where Snow White is

: Well

: A poor person living there is a

: Sunglasses.

: Fable.

: *Sad Trumpets*

: "Oh boy, three out of foor princesses."

: "Is Rapunzel across the street?"

: "I'm Snow White, the mayor of Fable Town

: "and yes she is

: "Nice to meet you." She extends a metallic hand.

: she shakes

: She wasn't actually expecting that answer, but ok.

: "I'm here to meet up with Bigby."

: 'Hes on his way

: -Bigby enters on que

: -with Ariel

: ((This entire case is))

: ((Fishy))

: Bigby: Alright lets hear what you have to say

: "Alright."

: "I inspected the dead's apartment, where I found a cell phone with a list of Clients, likely not his phone." She passes the phone to Bigby.

: "I used it to call you twice."

: "Right

: "Several slips of paper, mentioning 'freaks' which I guess are how he refers to Fables, a picture of a mermaid-likely some sort of way to identify Ariel."

: She passes those along.

: "Alright

: "And a list of step-by-step what to do. Which is what mainly led me to believe he was going for a quick buck and didn't account for the one coming by not to pay up."

: "Namely, he wanted to 'persuade, profit, and tropical vacation'"

: She passes that along.

: "Thats most of the important styuff, the guy himself died of blood loss from his wounds, lacerations, likely from claws."

: "hmmm

: "And he had an STD, as I mentioned. But it likely wasn't related."

: -Bigby lights up a cigarette

: She reaches into her mouth, ripping out one of her teeth and handing it to Bigby. "This vial has a blood sample if you need it."

: "Alright

: Some whirring is heard, and her tooth is replaced with another vial, she detaches the razor-sharp point from the tooth, and just gives Bigby the vial of blood.

: So give me your opinion

: "That's all i've got, but it leads me to believe this was a self-defense kill or something."

: "Halberd might've, in prejudice, have tried to get money out of Ariel."

: Halberd knew Ariel was a fable?

: "He had the picture of mermaids, as reference...and had a glamour vial."

: "Which was likely Ariel's before this."

: Hmm

: IS that everything?

: "While, the only hole here is if this was related to the other body."

: "But it could possibly be a completely unrelated case, this is all I have, and thats just my opinion."

: "Have you got Ariel's side of the story?"

: so you think this is a self defense case?

: "Yes."

: -Mission rating: B+-

: ((Well thats nice.))

: Hmm

: ((I didn't completely fuck up, it seems))

: ((I'll define more later

: Ariel what say you?

: Ariel: he found out I was a fable and started threatening to release the story to the news

: Bigby: Did he have a weapon?

: "So it was a kill to keep a secret?"

: -to Nesrta(?)

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

: "No, he had no weapon on him, other than his words and his not-very=-charming face."

: Nectra. But close enough.

Smol Asriel: ((How is this tab still open

: ((Ayy Slarv))

: Bigby: Hmmm sounds to me like he found out your secert, blackmailed you for gold or money and you murdered him in order to silence him

: Ariel: I had to! He'd expose all of fabletown otherwise!

: "I'd do the same thing if my home was in danger."

: She has, actually. But thats a story for later.

: Bigby: Except that we have spells to erase memories and such

: "...I see, we've just got our bare hands."

: Ariel: I panicked okay! He was pushing me around and talking about what he was going to do! I just snapped and started ripping at him

: Nectra keeps a calm face. Letting Bigby talk.

: He's the more experienced one, Nectra just helped out.

: Bigby: Yeah well you still started the fight and it doesn't look like he fought back, theres no marking on you

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

: Bigby: I'm booking you for murder, you'll be held in a court with your peers acting as judge

: Ariel: Wait please!

: -Bigby takes her away and returns later

: "Not bad there -lights up a cigarette-

: "I was wrong in the end."

: "It wasn't self-defense, it was a panicky and unneccesxary kill."

: "This case is a stand alone, so no relation to the other

: "well you got most of it

: "Alright, I figured that."

: "For your first time, I'd say you did well

: "Well thats all I need for now

: "Alright."

: "I;ll look you up in I need help again

: "If you need anymore help, check the Gaston Timeline, look for Nectra in the forest."

: "Got it

: "See ya around Vampire

: -he leaves-

: ((so thats that

: Nectra stands up, about to leave. she briefly recalls.

: "Wait he didn't even fucking pay me!"

: Master Baker Muffet [Muffet] joined chat.

: She leaves, heading back to the forest, fuming.

: -never said he would

: Hireable service.

: Don't trust a wolf to hold up their end of the deal, Nectra supposes.

: -Bigby doesn't handle payments, Snow White does

: ((so what did you think?

: ((Awesome))

: (hey flame

: ((Sad I didn't get the A , but atleast I got most of it))

: ((Hey Flame, good morning))

Muffet: (oh okay, bigby)

Muffet: (why no )

Muffet: (why not*)

: ((It's not Ned Bigby))

Muffet: (no, it's bigby from the wolf among us/the comic series that game is based on)

: ((yes

: ((Never read or played the games))

Muffet: (I should play TWAU, I like telltale's other stuff)

: ((But I figured out a good bit I like to think))

: ((That was fucking rad Yazan))

: ((good

Muffet: (looked it)

: Meanwhile, Nectra is slightly pissed she forgot to grab a payment out of that.

: ((I'll make some more things for it later, pulled that mostly out of my ass

: ((I'll try for short mysteries and overall plot affect

: (but I g2g to bed

: She's at the bar couch, just leaning back at a pillow and thinking over the fact that she could probably relate with Ariel/Nerissa in the whole 'killing to defend your home' thing.

: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC7NXfvGE6A I leave you with this

: Lord knows those fangs of hers have been used for more than medical practice.

: (see ya in 6ish hours

: Yazan [] disconnected.

: Master Baker Muffet [Muffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Barchar: walks out of the bedroom, stretching. "Hi, nectra. I made a discovery last night."

: "And I just did a whole detective case about a murder from The Little Mermaid against a prejudiced fairy-tale hater."

: "And didn't even fucking get payed."

Barchar: "Yeah, I noticed."

: She's pissed.

Barchar: "Sorry. I'd give you something, but I'm flat broke."

: "Want some prostitute blood?"

Barchar: "...uh..."

Barchar: "Not particularly?"

: "I gotta get rid of that guy's blood somehow."

: "And I can't have the STD blood in my normal blood supplies. I'd be a shitty donor if I did that."

Barchar: "I don't...have any blood in here anyway. So that'd be dangerous for more than one reason."

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Barchar: "Can't you just dump it somewhere it won't ruin anything?"

: "...Well thats just a waste of STD blood."

: "Think, you could use it to kill someone."

: "I'm sure you can find a use for STD blood."

: Yazan [] disconnected.

Barchar: "If I'm going to kill somebody, I like to do it much showier than that, personally."

: "...Damn." She shrugs, and reaches into her mouth.

Barchar: "Maybe you could find some prostitute to give it to."

: Theres a loud RIP, and one of her teeth come out, ripped out easily.

: "What prostitute WANTS STDs?"

Barchar: "There's plenty of them."

Barchar: "Eh."

Barchar: "You dont have to tell them."

: She uncaps the toot, screwing the vial back on and taking her tooth out, placing the tooth back in place with a clean vial.

: "What Prostitute just wants blood on its own?"

Barchar: "Ones who have lost a lot of blood?" she shrugs.

: "..."

: She tosses the vial out the window.

Barchar: "Moot point anyway."

: It makes a 'clink clink clink' noise as it rolls away.

: ...And a loud explosion rings through the air from where the vial landed.

: "...Since when does STD blood explode?"

Barchar: "...Well,then."

Barchar: "Wait,that wasn't you?"

: "I mean, does blood normally just explode for comedic effect?"

Barchar: "Not...often."

: It's like in a cartoon where shit that can't possibly be volatile jsut explodes for no fucking reason.

Barchar: it's made of explodium

: "...Lets not question it lest we ourselves explode."

Barchar: "Yeah, I like this body. I'd rather not have to find another one."

: ((I can totally make Barchar flip her shit))

: ((I've had an Asriel character for a long time that would honestly make her flip her shit))

Barchar: (you threatened to do this like three days ago)

: ((Yes))

Barchar: (but why, pray tell, would he make her flip her shit)

: ((UW Asriel never forgetti))

Barchar: (I've seen people mention an UW frisk)

Barchar: (I assume he is involved with them somehow)

: ((Lemme find the art))

: ((Uw Frisk was a fucked up Frisk that had literally been living in hell for her life. She was missing an arm, as her timeline's Undyne had bit it off))

Barchar: (and ad just ignored her)

Barchar: (jesus)

: ((And had that timeline's flowey trained like a dog, and chained up to her arm like a chain-chomp from hell. When she died (Because AD fucking got her killed) UW Flowey managed to get some souls in him))

Barchar: (ad the rper is good, but he has these momentary lapses of just)

: ((And promptly became UW Asriel after everyone, in UW Frisk's memory, shoved human souls into him like a good boy))

Barchar: (utter failure)

: (( http://coulsart.tumblr.com/post/132758874635/heres-my-new-monstrosity-of-an-au-probably-gonna Here's the Art for the UW Au))

: ((UW Frisk was needless to say, traumautized as fuck))

Barchar: (jesus)

Barchar: (and then an asriel from that)

: ((She had an utter and uncontrollable fear of Toriels, because her own Toriel had grabbed her by the broken art, dragged her through the ruins (with traps on) and then fed her Butterscotch Pie made from human flesh))

: ((And then AD does the wonderful thing by RUNNING AWAY FROM SAID TORIEL, AND LEAVING AN UNCONSCIOU UW FRISK ALONE WITH IT.))

Barchar: (AD)

Barchar: (WTF)

Barchar: (OMG)

: ((AD later found UW Frisk's corpse, missing a head and a leg.))

Barchar: (uh...ROFL? YOLO? TTYL?)

: ((Uw Asriel is actually pretty chill))

: ((He's possibly the only sane one from UW))

: ((Problem is he still looks, and has instincts, of the hellspawn versions of UT))

Barchar: (but barchar would see him and be like)

Barchar: (OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY I'VE NEVER BEEN TO YOUR DIMENSION BUT JESUS I K OW IT'S BAD)

Barchar: (after she takes like five minutes to even realize it's an asriel)

: ((UW Asriels has claws the size of kitchen knives on his feet, his fur is not cuddly at all and is more akin to a porcupine, he has tiger eyes. He constantly randomly leaks blood from his sinuses for no reason, his hands are sandpapery, and oh right))

: ((He has mandibles that hide behind his teeth. Like, giant fucking bug mandibles))

: ((That extend like an ACME Grabber))

: ((Barchar would take more than five fucking minutes))

: ((Oh, and before UW Frisk died, AD made sure to break her heart by making out with his sister right infront of her))

Barchar: (fuckiing-ad why do you do this)

: ((yEAH))

: ((Now you know why UW Asriel makes any Asriel lover completely flip their shit, and would probably give Asriel PTSD))

: ((Because he blames the SHIT out of AD for UW Frisk's death))

Barchar: (Which makes sense sinc it's literally his fault)

: ((And would bring PTSD through a nice game of Pacman featuring Inky, Blinky, Pinky, anD UW Asriel, with AD as the yellow-bellied coward))

: ((Other things AD did:))

: ((He accidently chucked her into the core while trying to save her life))

: ((Threw her into a Gaster Blasters while she was runnign away from her timeline's sans))

Barchar: (how)

: ((Accidently RAN HER OVER WHILE SHE WAS KO'D BY SAID GASTER BLASTER with his feet))

Barchar: (how do you accidentally chuck somebody into the core)

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

: ((By trying to dive to save them from Napstablook of all things))

: (((Thats how))

: (9Hi Slar we're bashing AD for his msitakes involving UW Asriel))

: ((Btw the core chuck, she didn't get cored, cause Amalga-hand caught her))

: ((She just lost most of her skin and has the single worst sunburn))

Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy

: ((AD Proceeds to hug her. While she has a full-body sunburn.

Barchar: (ad you fucking moron)

Barchar: (jesus)

: ((It was like fucking watching an episode of Billy and Mandy))

: ((Thats how much of a train wreck AD was involving UW Frisk))

Barchar: (seriously I could believe it if it turned out he was evil all along and was just really subtle in his maliciousness at this point)

: ((I'm pretty sure the only Frisks he hasn't managed to ruin are))

: ((GFrisk, who is gona forever, and he still managed to fuck her))

: ((And Ruins Frisk. Who he almost managed to drag into a threesome with GFrisk))

: ((Ruins Frisk was my second-ever character, and AD still managed to turn him blind by knocking him out into a puddle of Rick's Alcohol))

Barchar: (pfff)

Barchar: (ad pls)

Barchar: (if he ever goes back into the barkery I want barfrisk to start fucking with him just to see how ad responds)

Barchar: (barfrisk looks through his memories)

Barchar: ("jesus")

Barchar: ("I can see why you need to go to a brothel")

Smol Asriel: ((Btw, I know hurting smazzy is fuckin dumb at this point. I'm gonna not do it for a loooong while, i meant to not do it as soon as i got done with the pillow shenanigans but I didn't just wanna bullshit out of a bomb to the face

Barchar: (yeah)

Barchar: (and getting kneecapped)

Smol Asriel: ((I thought that would be more inportant than it actually was for yaz's plot

Smol Asriel: tl;dr until further notice, he's got a thick layer of plot immortality

: Off outside.

: A sniper is lining up a headshot on Smazzy.

: But the bullet deflects off the plot armor, and nails the sniper in the face.

Barchar: (Barchar: "Snoipin's a good job, mate" )

: ((Watching people play tf2, using the boxtrot to sneakily block objectives))

: ((As standing around corners and boxtrotting so you

: (( are contesting the payload))

Smol Asriel: doesn't even notice, that's some thick plot armor man

Smol Asriel: is currently cuddling the hyper

: A nuclear bomb flies through the anydoor.

: It bounces off the plot armor.

: And flies back into the anydoor.

Smol Asriel: somewhere kim jong un is having a real bad time

Barchar: (Barchar: "I don't want to set the world on fire" )

Smol Asriel: ((Hmm

Smol Asriel: ((I wanna play a character from my game, but that would kinda screw things up a bit

: ((Timelines))

Barchar: (Timelines)

Smol Asriel: ((Nah, I'll have this be why his mum is nice to you when you crash into her house

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Luz [Luz].

Barchar: (aight)

Luz: ((This is another possible party member in the lategame, if you earn him he'll be like the main character, controlled by one of yous guys

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: Luz [Luz] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: ((Eh, later

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: ((heya

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Smol Asriel: is awake but not letting go of gote dade

Smol Asriel: not that you could tell he was awake

: * RIP

: * Also, damn

: * That plot armor

Hyper: * He's been awake all fucking night.

Smol Asriel: bonuses of taking a bomb to the face

Smol Asriel: his good ear is 20% floofier

: * WHY

: * it doesn't make any sense

: * Smazzy is 120% floofy right now

Barchar: Smazzy is reaching full floof capacity

Barchar: It's going to get dangerous soon

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

: * So floofy it can kill people

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Smol Asriel: actually no

Smol Asriel: after getting scp fucked he was 60% floofier

Smol Asriel: and going hyper made him 40% floofier

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: ((ah

Smol Asriel: his ear has an anomalous memetic property, when around him you feel the urge to pet

: * HOW THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THAT

: * HE ISN'T AN ALIEN

Smol Asriel: getting scp fucked

Hyper: * He thinks cuddling is good enough. He would rather listen to his head than his gut.

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Smol Asriel: can barchar resist the meme

Smol Asriel: thinks hyper might be asleep

Smol Asriel: hence why he's not doing anything

Barchar: barchar has NOT resisted the meme

: "Howdy."

: * shit

Hyper: "Howdy."

Smol Asriel: "Oh, you're awake.."

Smol Asriel: smiles

Smol Asriel: is barchar giving the pets

Hyper: "I have been for the past ten hours."

Barchar: would doing so cause Smazzy pain of any form

Smol Asriel: "Oh.. s-sorry, am I too warm.."

Smol Asriel: not his good ear

Barchar: then yes

Smol Asriel: is purring then

Hyper: "I stayed up all night because I care about you."

: ((Smazzy: I-I'm coming, daddy~))

Barchar: (no)

Smol Asriel: ((http://www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-316-d

Smol Asriel: ((READ THE DECOMMS

Smol Asriel: ((THEY ARE SO

Smol Asriel: ((BAAAAAAAAD

Barchar: at some point fell asleep just because smazzy had

Barchar: made a discovery

Barchar: sleeping is weird and she doesn't like it

Smol Asriel: smiles, hugging

Smol Asriel: "T-thanks.. you must be tired.."

Smol Asriel: ((>EDWARD ALLEN POE

Smol Asriel: ((>SPC 316

Smol Asriel: ((>SPC

Hyper: "I don't get tired unless I feel like it."

Smol Asriel: "Oh, ok"

Smol Asriel: attempts to pull himself into an upright position

Smol Asriel: ((I've been trying to read all the decomms, they're all really, really bad

Barchar: (Shark punching center)

Barchar: (Run by not-cave-johnson)

Smol Asriel: after failing a bunch, he gives up on sitting up

Smol Asriel: ((The b c mooseman decomm was actually funny

: ((i'm in onyx ward right now

: ((i encounter fern

: ((-flips the bird-

: ((-immediately-

: ((wowww he locked me out of the fucking gym))

: ((good job fern

Smol Asriel: ((Have fun in one of the longest gyms in the early game

: ((I'm spooked

Barchar: "Do you need some help, Azzy?"

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Barchar: (hi chime)

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Fellby: ((hi guys

Smol Asriel: "Yes please.."

Fellby: ((so i reflected on my arc this morning in the shower

Fellby: ((and i think i made the good choices too obvious. I'm still proud of the arc but i feel like i could have done better.

: ((hi chime

Smol Asriel: ((Chime you have got to read the scp i posted

Fellby: ((i already did

Smol Asriel: ((It is my new favorite

: ((chime some of the good choices really weren't too obvious))

Smol Asriel: ((I liked the choices you had, from what I saw

: ((the papyrus one? yeah, that's a bit obvious))

: ((the corruption thing and the library thing weren't obvious, really))

Fellby: ((tbh i wasn't expecting you guys to curbstomp papyrus, i really should have seen that coming

: ((ah))

: ((yeah, next time you make an arc make it harder to curbstomp somebody))

Smol Asriel: ((Rule of cau

: ((i mean it's really easy for anybody to beat the shit out of somebody in the bar))

Fellby: ((i should have asked laharl if i could fit him into pokemon

Smol Asriel: ((If you go into the bar and look at someone funny

Fellby: ((he tries to beat mettaton and fails miserably

Smol Asriel: ((You get nuked by a million mettatona

: ((also chime yesterday night titania got fucking wrecked by a rap wizard))

Fellby: ((wow

: ((and motherfucking Zel is somehow getting shit

: ((like

: (([zEl has acquired two rare candies!]

: (([Zel has acquired Bob!]

Barchar: (Is 'mettatona' the plural of 'mettaton')

: ((it's weird

Fellby: ((it is now

Smol Asriel: ((Zel is so weird

Smol Asriel: ((I don't get the capitalizations

Smol Asriel: ((I understand the mpd, but why not just have different names or something, it's confusing as hell

Fellby: ((oh, also, who watched nintendo e3

Smol Asriel: is helped into a sitting position by barchar

Smol Asriel: ((What did they do

Fellby: ((revealed some more stuff about zelda and pokemon

Fellby: ((kind of lackluster tbh

Fellby: ((buuuuut you can run around naked in the new zelda

: ((YES

: ((my dream has come true

Fellby: ((and it looks like 4 on 4 battles in pokemon?

Smol Asriel: ((Oh sweet

Smol Asriel: ((No nx reveal?

Barchar: smiles. "There we go."

Fellby: ((idk

Smol Asriel: smiles

: ((the new pokémon shit seems neat))

Barchar: (15 minutes of Pokemon and everything else is zelda)

Barchar: (Which is cool and all but I have no real interest in it rn)

: ((i just want to go around naked

Smol Asriel: ((I just wanna not have to buy an nx

Fellby: ((me neither

Fellby: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ojd6FzTaEM

Fellby: ((there's pokemon

Smol Asriel: stays there with dad and barchar

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].

Gaster: is at home, playing with his children.

Barchar: is happy to stay there with smazzy

Barchar: she's still looking disheveled, and crimson-eyed, but she's at least feeling a lot less...crazy and rage-filled

Smol Asriel: nuzzles into the pets she didn't know she was giving

Barchar: was fully aware, friend

Smol Asriel: a guy walks in and puts a scp sticker on his snoot

Smol Asriel: he walks out

Smol Asriel: is now scp 6969

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Barchar: "...Uh...'

Barchar: "I wasn't aware that was how that worked"

: ((sweet i now have a linoone))

: ((still better than motherfucking zigzagoon))

: ((also i'm getting scared because my pokémon are getting close to level twenty five))

Gaster: ((more thoughts on the arc last night

Gaster: ((if you guys hadn't posted spongebob porn the fight would have lasted longer

: ((hah))

: ((mobius's downfall is spongebob porn

: ((i wonder how he feels about that

Gaster: ((he would have been switching between gaster's body and his own body, and at one point would have attempted to possess frisk or Mettaton

Barchar: (pfff)

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Barchar: (But we had porn and GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASERs on our side)

: ((that would of been funny))

Gaster: ((Barchar's prescense there did make things harder

Gaster: ((for him anyway

Barchar: (harder on whom)

: ((because I once thought that Frisk has some sort of mindblock so like when somebody gets in her mind they just see "SORRY, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED" with dogsong in the background))

Gaster: ((... and my computer nuking itself

Barchar: (yeah, I doubt he expected somebody who could actually fight him IN a head)

DamnDude: (( Bad computer, you're supposed to be nuking other countries, not yourself ))

Gaster: ((he didn't

Barchar: (Let alone one he couldn't poke at with knowledge of genocide runs)

Gaster: ((yeah he just went "chara=genocide"

Gaster: ((which isn't necessarily true

: (("Look, Frisky, really, don't take it personally, you're just a loser." -Says the jackass))

Barchar: (I mean to be fair she did do the murdertimes)

Barchar: (She just doesn't know that)

Gaster: ((yeah

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Smol Asriel: ((Ok fuck lua

: ((I just curbstomped Fern with Kricketune))

: ((Get fucked))

Gaster: ((don't fuck lua he's only half a head

Smol Asriel: ((Let's have some fun with machine code

Smol Asriel: ((Because why the fuck not

Gaster: ((holy shit guys

Gaster: ((waluigi amiibo: https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/742779101329555456

Barchar: (what an announcement)

: ((Waluigiiii))

Gaster: ((wah

DamnDude: (( WA ))

: ((I'm right about to fight Florinia))

: ((I'm prepared for the fucking Cradily))

Barchar: (WALUIGI IS-A GONNA GET HIS OWN-A GAME, NINTENDO!)

Barchar: (IT WILL BE-A WALUIGI TIME!")

Gaster: ((the wah will rise

Smol Asriel: ((Ok, breath of the wild looks like it will either be amazing or boring as shit

Smol Asriel: ((No inbetween

Gaster: ((time for a wah-volution

Barchar: (And the memes shall soar into the sky, wreaking havoc on the poor mortals below, DRENCHING THEM IN UNENDING DANKNESS AS IT BRINGS ON THE [I]UTTER INSANTIY-CAUSING HORRORS OF THE WAPOCALYPSE![/i])

Gaster: ((the new zelda kind of reminds me of ass creed 3?

Gaster: ((idk why

Smol Asriel: ((Idk, but that aint zelda

Smol Asriel: ((Looks cool, but it aint no zelda game that's for sure

Gaster: ((where is link's hat

Smol Asriel: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4o259c/psa_more_copies_of_melee/ good news everyone

Barchar: (Link looks like a lady, which is kinda weird but I'm okay with it)

Smol Asriel: ((Link looks like he always did, to me

Barchar: (Do you think hylians are just plagued with people naming their kids 'Link' to try to bait out the triforce of courage)

Gaster: ((yeah probably lol

Smol Asriel: ((Link michigan

: ((Okay, I've fucking nuked Florinia's team so far))

: ((Here comes Cradily))

: ((The last one))

Gaster: ((huh, i didn't know melee shot up in price

: ((Florinia just got dunked on))

: ((First try))

Gaster: ((like, if my mom had known it would be 50 bucks today she probably would have picked up a few more copies

Smol Asriel: ((Can never have too much maylay

Gaster: ((she bought it shortly after we got our game cube because she was like, "oh it's got pikachu in it and the kids love pokemon"

Smol Asriel: ((Lol filthy low tier

Smol Asriel: ((Just play fox

Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ge5huvEz8 WATCH THIS INTRO

Smol Asriel: ((JUST WATCH THIS SHIT

DamnDude: (( I already did ))

DamnDude: (( I need to clean my eyes brb ))

Smol Asriel: ((It is disgusting

Gaster: ((absolutely disgusting

Gaster: ((so uh

Gaster: ((how about kojima's new baby oil game, featuring naked norman rheedus

Barchar: (fucking people)

Smol Asriel: ((Ok, Laharl's not the only one who will get to control an OC

Smol Asriel: ((Basically I have 4 character slots left, and the people that haven't gotten in on it yet probably aren't gonna

Smol Asriel: ((So I'm filling them up with my recruitable members

Smol Asriel: ((Recruit them, and one person can rp them, and use them in battle

Gaster: ((alright, cool

: ((cool cool

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Luz [Luz].

: ((slarvath should i find the five police officers or not))

: ((is it a good idea))

Luz: ((It is

Luz: ((You get a growlithe, and an egg that can hatch into any pokemon

: ((Holy fuck, I'll do it then))

Barchar: (wait, ANY pokemon?)

Barchar: (So like)

Luz: ((Don't get your hopes up, I got a rhydon

Barchar: (bidoof up to arceus?)

Luz: ((Supposedly laharl got a larvesta one time, and it can hatch into stuff like legends

: ((oh boy

Luz: ((But getting that is a loooong ass sidequest

Luz: I'll probably bring this shit fucker in later when there's more people in the bar

: Luz [Luz] disconnected.

Gaster: considers going to catch up with his friends, but... nah. Not right now.

Barchar: lays back, not really having much to do

Gaster: takes a walk around the timeline instead.

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: Luz [Luz] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: ((In your party you get 6 kids and 6 adults, so you can evenly <3 rank

Smol Asriel: ((Meaning I basically have to load you up with all kid charcters by the endgame but eh

Barchar: (Well, Fellby and Muffet are two adults)

Gaster: ((and they already have a kiddo

Barchar: (We don't have many kids that aren't fucking mutilated because...tbh we're kinda edgy sometimes)

Smol Asriel: ((As is hella, nathan drake, jager, and ad

Gaster: ((corsi's too traumatized to really hang out at the bar, she knows bad things tend to happen there

Smol Asriel: ((I didn't think you would fucking cap niles, if you did I wouldn't have given him an explosive collar but oh well

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna give the last four spots in the party to smo-...

Smol Asriel: ((There are only 3 spots actually

Smol Asriel: ((Frisk can have a <3 with a smol child, as per frisky's request

Barchar: (creeeepy)

Smol Asriel: ((So I'll give 3 members

: ((It's not a fucking relationship))

: ((Frisk's wife isn't there often anymore))

: ((That's why it's not fair because I can't have a <3 rank))

: ((Slarvath made a family <3 thing))

Smol Asriel: ((Frisky is a special snowflake and can love kids

: ((Shut the fuck up and say it with more context))

Smol Asriel: ((Frisk can be a parental figure

Smol Asriel: ((<3

: ((You know the fuck what))

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Grayton].

Barchar: (ah okay)

Grayton: ((Can I add another fucking person))

Grayton: ((To this))

Smol Asriel: ((No, I already made frisks moves

Grayton: ((why))

Grayton: ((THIS WAS THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD OF MADE SENSE))

Barchar: (ooh when did we get a theme song)

Smol Asriel: ((Oh are you not replacing frisk

Smol Asriel: ((If frisk stays in, sure

Grayton: ((This is for <3

Smol Asriel: ((K

Smol Asriel: ((Althought to get the benefits of <3 you'd have to have them both in the same fight

Grayton: ((HC: grayton is currently taking karate lessons so he knows how to fight a little bit))

Grayton: ((10/10

Smol Asriel: ((I mean, you'd be taking up two spaces

Grayton: ((WELL DO YOU WANT FRISK AND SMOLSRIEL TO BE TOGETHER))

Grayton: ((NOOO))

Smol Asriel: is not going

Smol Asriel: sunny is

Grayton: ((but

Grayton: ((Frisk thinks of Sunny more as a friend))

Smol Asriel: as are miyu and 3 other secret smols

Grayton: ((She would rather be with hER SON THAN SOME CHILDREN THAT AREN'T IN HER FAMILY))

Smol Asriel: WELL GOLLY GEE

DamnDude: (( Hey, at least your character can be paired with someone they know. ))

DamnDude: (( Everyone else other than the lovers is fucked on that aspect ))

Smol Asriel: Nathan, AD, Jager, and Hella

Muffet: haha fuck you

Smol Asriel: ((For the record, S rank is very good, just not the best

Smol Asriel: ((You don't need to get <3 rank on everyone, just.. fuckit

Smol Asriel: ((Nix that

Smol Asriel: ((It's staying in the game, but here <3 rank no longer exists

Barchar: (yeah that's really probably for the best)

Grayton: ((Thanks, Frisky.))

Frisky: ((You're welcome))

Grayton: ((Now please, fuck off))

Frisky: ((ok

Barchar: (Don't make people think they have to do shipping or anything, you know?)

: Frisky Whiskington [Grayton] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Smol Asriel: ((Yeah sure

Gaster: gets a cup of his favorite tea and enjoys it.

: ((I JUST SET THE FUCKING FOREST ON FIRE))

: ((WITH FLAME BURST))

: ((10/10

DamnDude: (( Oh you're already playing the new zelda game /s ))

Smol Asriel: ((OOOOOH YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIGHT TAKA

Barchar: (the forest was already on fire...?)

: ((Oh shit))

: ((I DON'T WANT TAKA))

DamnDude: (( Don't fight chatot fucker ))

Barchar: (i forget what's the text size command)

Gaster: (( {sub} or {sup}

Gaster: ([sub]sub[/sub]

Gaster: ([sup]sup[/sup]

Barchar: (Sub, right)

Barchar: (I mean kinda too late to make the joke, but oh well)

: ((I'm meeting Taka right now))

: ((I'm scared))

: ((I'm fighting Taka))

: ((Slarvath help))

Gaster: ((there is no help for you here

Smol Asriel: ((Save before you fight

Smol Asriel: ((And just try... Try again

DamnDude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN78i0nfqE8

: ((OH NO

: ((HE HAS THE PULSE TANGROWTH

: ((TAKA YOU SHITFUCKER

: ((Oh.))

: ((It died very easily.))

: ((Thanks for burning the forest, Pansear))

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

: ((Now we have..()

: ((Chatot))

: ((Fuck this))

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: ((I'm putting it to sleep))

DamnDude: (( I mean, he puts it to sleep every night ))

: ((Never mind))

: ((I just got fucked over by chatter))

: ((Now I died))

: ((All because of chatter))

Gaster: ((ripperinos

DamnDude: (( holy shit ))

DamnDude: (( Isaac is being shown off on one of the streams in a bit less than 4 hours. ))

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

: ((Yeah, the PULSE Tangrowth is NOTHING))

: ((Chatot?))

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: ((That's the real MVP of Taka's team))

: ((Chatot killed me))

: ((Again))

Smol Asriel: ((Hah

Barchar: (which Isaac)

Barchar: (The bindong of?)

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

: ((My Koffing used self destruct))

: ((Chatot's health is low))

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: ((HAH))

: ((Get fucked, Chatot))

: ((I win))

DamnDude: (( Si ))

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DamnDude: (( Their showing off some of the DLC which we still don't have a date for ))

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Smol Asriel: ((Now frisky

Smol Asriel: ((Wait until you have to do that agaim

Barchar: (huh)

Smol Asriel: ((When he has 6 mons

Barchar: (I dunno how much afterbirth+ can really have to end up with an e3 showing)

Barchar: (I mean at least the binding of bumbo looks, like...different)

: ((I'll be ready, Slarfuck))

Barchar: (BoI has been here for a while. We kinda...we kinda get it)

: ((Just found the second police officer))

DamnDude: (( Yeah, but considering it's going to be nicalis probably showing it off on just one of the indie streams, they're gonna show they're own game ))

DamnDude: (( their* ))

DamnDude: (( Bumbo is Ed and JamesID exclusively, and the other games don't involve Nicalis either ))

: ((oh shit))

: ((Also, holy shit))

: ((This remixed Pokémon Mystery Dungeon music))

: ((CHATOT SAVED ME

: ((10/10

: ((Taka, you little shit))

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: ((Third police officer has been found))

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Gaster: -The urge to go to the bar is too strong. He wants to see how his friends are doing.-

: ((wait a second

: ((I just found))

: ((a shiny Tangela))

Gaster: ((NICE

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

: ((CAUGHT IT))

: ((gottteeemmmm))

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Gaster: ((whatcha gonna name it

: ((i named it goldmine))

Gaster: ((nice

: ((Also damn, these caves are good for training))

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Barchar: i mean to be fair there's not many friends of his there

Barchar: I mean I guess she counts a bit but man is she a wreck rn

Gaster: looks around, and sighs.

Barchar: "Hey, doc."

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Gaster: Hello, Chara. Nice job last night.

Barchar: "Thanks."

Gaster: rubs his wrist.

Barchar: doesn't look much better than she did last night. Or any better. Seemingly calmer though.

Gaster: ... Rough night, huh?

Barchar: "Heh. Yeah...yeah."

Barchar: "Hey, the, uh...giant laser fired in your head didn't mess anything up, did it?"

Gaster: Well, I've got a splitting headache.

: ((Gaster's head splits in half))

Barchar: "mmn. That's probably just a remnant of having Mobius in your head."

Gaster: ((gaster gets a new crack in his head

Barchar: "Well...Mobius and me."

Barchar: "Minds are built to deal with one consciousness. Not two. Or three."

Gaster: Yeah, tell me about it.

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Barchar: sighs. "At least most everything is wrapped up."

Barchar: "We need to get smazzy some eyes, but...he's back. And alive. and so are you."

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Barchar: sighs, fiddling with the crooked earring. "God. I really hope this is gonna fix itself. I keep trying to do it, but it is...not happening."

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Gaster: yawns a little. "May I take a look?"

Barchar: "Huh? Oh, yeah, sure. He's in the bedroom."

Gaster: goes to take a look at Smolsriel. "Oh.... oh dear."

Barchar: "Fucking WDJager blowing off his fucking-urgh!"

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DamnDude: (( I am back and I am now full of chicken ))

Gaster: What a jerk.

Gaster: ... Say, how's Lua?

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Barchar: how is lua?

Lua: is getting a-head in life.

Lua: well, less than a head.

Lua: ba dum tush.

Lua: is in the back room but is just part of a head basically.

Barchar: "Eh. He's living."

Gaster: ... Not good? Where is he, maybe I can help!

Lua: wishes the back room door was open so he could actually be heard.

Gaster: considers going to see where Lua is himself.

Barchar: "He's in the back. Go 'head."

Gaster: nods. "Thank you."

Gaster: heads to the back room, staring at Lua. He sees the broken pieces of the pocketwatch on the floor.

Lua: "...oh hey... didn't expect to see ya here"

Gaster: drops to the floor, immediately trying to reassemble the pocketwatch. "Geez, did nobody even try to help you?"

Lua: "..The fire prostitute tried.. but just puttin' it back together didn't work.."

Lua: "..I'm guessin' he didn't find.. the demon so far"

Gaster: ... The demon... Azazel?

Gaster: He was helping yesterday.

Lua: silently curses.

Gaster: pulls a small screwdriver from his pocket, hoping to somewhat restore Lua.

Gaster: ((brb, gonna get some food

Lua: (( Alright ))

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Lua: "..Yeah, I was talin' with the hot guy.. We brought it down to.. findin' the demon so.. we can find which timeline we were in.. then we worked from there.."

: ((Just found the fourth police off-- hi mv.

Vaati: ((hi

Lua: (( Hi MV ))

: (([sup]the fourth police officer is fucking dead[/sup]))

Lua: (( REVERSE POLICE BRUTALITY __

Gaster: ((I'm back

Vaati: ((hi

Gaster: Huh...

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Vaati: ((hi

Gaster: starts to try to put the central mechanism back together. "I don't suppose you know how to summon a demon, do you?"

Azazel: "Did someone say summoning a demon?"

Gaster: jumps a little. "Uaahhh - Oh, hey."

Vaati: enters the bar. That sorta counts.

Azazel: "Because I can do that."

Gaster: We were actually talking about you.

Vaati: ...Well, I must have the most excellent timing.

Barchar: "Hi Vaati."

Azazel: "The hell is there to talk about me? I mean, there's a lot, but..."

Vaati: Oh, hello, er.......... you...?

Vaati: I never learned your name.

Azazel: "Do I even want to ask what's even happening right now"

Gaster: Well.

Barchar: "Barchar."

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

Vaati: Ah, yes. Hello, Barchar.

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Smol Asriel: was on the couch

Vaati: , internally: who names these people

Gaster: puts down the screwdriver, folding his hands. "We were talking about returning to the timeline where this former pocketwatch came from."

Barchar: myself ya fuck

: ((oh no))

Smol Asriel: was asleep, but wakes up now. Not that it's particularly noticable

: ((now i'm fighting Zel and Taka))

Smol Asriel: ((WELCOME TO HELL

Gaster: seems to have gained a level in sass.

Lua: "Where did ya.. find us exactly?"

Vaati: ((slarv thats my line

Smol Asriel: ((You haven't fought these fucks

Smol Asriel: ((You don't know

Azazel: "Huh. Let me think about it for a sec"

Vaati: ((ive heard taka is hell

Smol Asriel: ((He is

Smol Asriel: ((But zel and taka combo

Vaati: ...I have no kniwledge of the situation at hand.

Gaster: ((i hear taka is satan

Gaster: ((i hear taka is shredded

Vaati: ((heh

Smol Asriel: ((Imagine taka's team, with a tank team also, in a doubles battle

Gaster: ((that he's got an 8-pack

Vaati: ((oh dear

Azazel: "I was working for the Asgore there, he has a metal arm, and came to the bar a lot 10 years back"

Azazel: "Now the hell was the timeline code.."

Gaster: Mmm, I think I'm familiar with the guy...

Smol Asriel: "Oh, Mr. Gaster, you're back?"

Vaati: ((...part of me wants to danganronpa my way through a reborn playthrough

Smol Asriel: barely moves his mouth when he talks

Gaster: ... Yes. Yes I am.

: ((First try, I got annihilated. Well, I did get rid of like two Pokémon.))

Smol Asriel: ((You'll have a bad time in beryl and one other place that I haven't got to yet

Azazel: "It wasn't AK47.. no that's a gun"

Vaati: ((and by danganronpa my way through i mean subject myself to anxiety attacks because of the r2 present but go on because of the story and focus on story and all that

Smol Asriel: ((Story's not that great, imo

Smol Asriel: ((I play for the mons

Vaati: ((see i dont have a computer to play it on

Smol Asriel: ((Welp rip

Vaati: ..........Uh.

Vaati: ((yeah on second thought nah

Smol Asriel: 'looks' in gaster's general direction

Smol Asriel: ((Just play showdown

Barchar: (Pokemon fun without the edgy bullshit)

Azazel: "How the hell did I actually forget this.."

Smol Asriel: ((And play all of me in the background

Barchar: "Tk-421."

Gaster: had a nice day letting everyone know he's okay and is ready to get down to business.

Smol Asriel: ((Reborn simulator 2016

Gaster: Thank you, Chara.

Vaati: ...............[sub]Akused naag aw inan?[/sub]

Vaati: ((ok

Vaati: ((TO DEFEAT

Vaati: ((THE HUND

Lua: "Yeah, there we go"

Vaati: ((*huns

Gaster: ((the hund

Lua: (( Shit ))

Barchar: "Barchar."

Gaster: ((the dacshund

Gaster: Sorry.

Barchar: (DID THEY GIVE ME DRAMATIC IRONY)

Azazel: "..There we go. I knew it had a K and some numbers"

Barchar: (WHEN I ASKED)

Barchar: (FOR SONS)

Vaati: ((FOR PUNS

Barchar: (okay no that's better Mv)

Smol Asriel: "Um.. Mr. Gaster..?"

Vaati: ((ouo

: ((OKAY I JUST GOT FUCKED OVER))

Gaster: Yes, Asriel?

Smol Asriel: ((Frisky I lost 15 times

Barchar: (I remember TK-421 because I remember 'tk' and then that the numbers are 1 incremented from 420)

Vaati: is wondering what the fuck a 'gun' is,

Smol Asriel: "Um.. c-can you examine me? The doctor that had me was... A jackass"

Smol Asriel: "Or maybe a dickweed, I don't know"

Barchar: "To call him a 'doctor' would be a massiv,e MASSIVE overstatement."

Vaati: ......

Barchar: "He plugged a gun wound with a cork."

Gaster: Well, I'm no medical doctor, but I can do better then that.

Azazel: "Why have I never had that idea"

Vaati: ((to be fair i was very tired when that happened and metta was panicking

Barchar: "If you can make prosthetic eyes, that's probably a good diea

Vaati: ((so i only noticed after metta said thanks

Gaster: ... I can make robotic eyes but I can't... uh. Install them?

Barchar: "I also have a...somewaht more personal problem, but I don't wanna overwhelm you."

Gaster: looks over the gote. "He's uh. He's really messed up."

Gaster: -Thanks Gaster.-

Barchar: "Yes, we...we all noticed."

Lua: "...Oh hey... the one situation I could help with..."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Vaati: .....I can create eyes but seeing as they only follow my commands I do not know how those would be helpful.

Smol Asriel: tucks his head down a bit

Azazel: "Does the goat want one giant eye? I can do that"

Barchar: "no."

: ((I got fucked over for the third time))

Gaster: Look, I'm going to ask someone with actual anatomy knowledge.

Vaati: I apologize for my inability to help.

Barchar: "Stop."

Barchar: "You're not helping."

: ((Slarvath, do you have any advice))

Anatomy: -Guess who.-

Barchar: "Well...I do rather know it."

Barchar: "Or him. Hello, Anatomy."

Azazel: -Could probably help with close to normal eyes, but that's no fun-

Vaati: ...Hello.

Anatomy: -He approaches the goat, and starts to examine him.-

Anatomy: I see... numerous burns, destruction of most of the cranial structure.

Smol Asriel: tucks his head down some morw

Gaster: A gunshot wound to the knee...

Azazel: "I love when the only person who can help us walks in and gets to work"

Barchar: growls

Vaati: ...

Anatomy: I need bandages, and I'd let him heal some more before we put in new eyes.

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Bandages." She said, standing up

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Barchar: comes back a couple seconds later, handing them to Anatomy

Azazel: -Looks in his bag. Someone better hurry or he's grabbing old ones-

Azazel: -Stops looking-

Anatomy: -The bara skel starts to bandage up the goat. Only in CAU.-

Barchar: "Azazel. Stop."

Vaati: ((I READ THAT AS BONDAGE

Gaster: ((well if you're of age and ask nicely

Vaati: ((IM JUST

Barchar: "So...do you know a lot about Anatomy because it's your name, or is your name Anatomy because you know a lot about it?"

Vaati: ((IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF

Muffet: (Oooooh)

Vaati: .....

Smol Asriel: is only physically 9~

Smol Asriel: lolno

Vaati: ((THAT TILDE ISNT HELPING SLARVATH

Anatomy: "Anatomy is my code name. I've taken an interest in biology, specifically, well, Anatomy."

Smol Asriel: is bandage

Barchar: "So the latter. Got it."

Gaster: A lot of us take code names. It helps differentiate us.

Barchar: "Understandable. It's about half of the reason I call myself Barchar."

Barchar: "...a quarter."

Vaati: .....I can very much understand that,

Smol Asriel: if anatomy covered every burn, he's a mummy gote with an ear sticking out

Smol Asriel: on the head at least

Anatomy: -He did. No point in risking infection.-

Gaster: ((fun fact: anatomy has no idea that people are attracted to his muscly body - he just thinks the muscles look neat

Smol Asriel: by the way, smol has a memetic cognitohazard now

Barchar: might find the image humorous if not for...you know

Gaster: So, anyway... TK-421.

Gaster: I have a feeling we need to head there.

Smol Asriel: when you see him, you feel the urge to pet

Barchar: "Likely."

Gaster: idly starts reaching towards Smazzy

Smol Asriel: "Mmf"

Barchar: "I wonder fi maybe we'll find his actual [i]mother[/i] there."

Barchar: "What is [i]with[/i] her?"

Gaster: is petting the gote.

Lua: would shrug, but you know at this point.

Smol Asriel: is purring

Vaati: has subconciously begun to pet the gote as well.

Azazel: -Is flying in a sitting position with a shit eating grin-

Smol Asriel: is pet

Anatomy: -Guess who else is patting the gote.-

Vaati: isn't even aware of this until his hand bumps into Gaster's, in which he pulls away.

Gaster: Oh!

Vaati: ....What was I doing?

Vaati: I apologize for that.

Barchar: "By the way, I think he's reached floof capacity and is genuinely dangerous now."

Barchar: "He compels you to pet him."

Barchar: "Like, mindless compulsion."

Barchar: shrugs

Smol Asriel: "Mmph?"

Vaati: ......I did not accidentally stab you, did I?

Smol Asriel: "Mm mm"

Barchar: "One of the people from that scp thing stuck a sticker on him. Which seemed strangely tame for their methods, but I'm kind of glad."

Vaati: ...Er... what.

Azazel: -Isn't petting the goat, he's actually keeping his distance, but still in the earlier described position-

: ((AAAAAAAA I'M SO CLOSE))

: ((THERE'S ONLY CHATOT LEFT))

Gaster: ... Huh, really?

Gaster: Usually they seal cognitohazards in windowless rooms...

Vaati: ((YEAH

Barchar: "Yeah."

Barchar: "So, well, thank god."

Gaster: ((i fucking love the word cognitohazard

Barchar: "I guess they figured he wasn't dangerous, so why bother."

Gaster: ((i don't know why

Vaati: ((its cool

Barchar: (it is realy)

Vaati: ((i prefer defenestrate

Gaster: ((sounds like the name of a metal band

: ((NO

Gaster: ((or an acid house artist

Barchar: (memetic cognitohazard does sound like a band name huh)

: ((I BEAT THEM BUT I LOST))

Barchar: (SCP-inspired band)

: ((BECAUSE I USED SELF DESTRUCT))

Vaati: ((cool also WHY THE FUCK

: ((I WAS SO CLOSE))

Gaster: ((RIP

: ((I used it because))

Barchar: (i assume the game is enemy-biased on that?)

: ((Sludge isn't enough))

: ((To beat Chatot))

Smol Asriel: ((HAH HA HAHAHA HAHAHA

Vaati: ((IF SLUDGE POISONED IT COUKDVE

: ((IT DID

: ((THE HEALTH WAS TOO HIGH YOU PIECE OF TRASH))

Vaati: has backed away from the gote, not wanting to accidentally stab him with his claws.

: ((I'm trying the plan again))

Vaati: ((WELL WHAT OTHER MOVES DID YOU HAVE

Barchar: (Muffet walks near smazzy)

Smol Asriel: you bandaged the snoot, therefore he speaks in 'mm's now

: ((ASSURANCE AND CLEAR SMOG

Barchar: (all six hands are magnetically attracted, and she just looks to Fellby)

Smol Asriel: ((HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH

: ((I COULDN'T OF USED THOSE

: ((I WOULD OF DIED

Muffet: ("Heeelp meeeee")

Vaati: ((OKAY THEN

: ((ALSO SLARVATH STOP LAUGHING

Anatomy: "Sorry, dear."

Smol Asriel: it is perfectly resistable, you just kinda.. wanna pet

Vaati: ((hellaton gets near smazzy, and begins petting. "metttttttaton hehelp" "i cant im petting him too" "oh for fffufucks sake"

Barchar: (okay yeah but that's not funy)

Smol Asriel: nuzzles into what pets he's given

Smol Asriel: i mean if you're of weak mind

Smol Asriel: and he really wants pet

Smol Asriel: then he could be a bit more... Persuasive

Muffet: has a problem with cuteness proximity, I have immediately randomly decided

Anatomy: "Now, I recommend checking and changing his bandages once every day, along with applying a topical antibacterial ointment."

Vaati: is resisting the urge to pet, because claws.

Smol Asriel: "Mhm"

Smol Asriel: nods

Anatomy: -He's scritching Smazzy's head.-

Smol Asriel: purrs louder, he really likes that

Smol Asriel: ((I need to figure out the floof ratings

Barchar: "Will do, doc. Thanks for the help."

Azazel: -can not comprehend why people want to scratch the hairless, faceless cat's head.

: ((Slarvath))

: ((Give me fucking advice))

Barchar: (Let's go that he's right now at about 300% floof, if 100% is average floof)

Smol Asriel: ((He's currently at 320% floof

Smol Asriel: ((Git gud frisky

Vaati: ((advice: use rock thpe and electric type moves

Smol Asriel: ((I grinded for 2 hours

: ((I DON'T HAVE THOSE MV))

Smol Asriel: ((So at 300% you compel others to pet

: ((I would use those))

: ((if I had them))

Smol Asriel: ((At 400% you start to make things fluffier by touching them

Anatomy: "I believe my work is done here."

Vaati: ((brb

Anatomy: -He gives one final pet, then disappears.-

Smol Asriel: ((At 500% you start to bend light into the floof

Barchar: (at 600% the word collapses in on itself and it is sadly adorable. sadorable.)

Smol Asriel: ((At 600% your floof absorbs all objects moving at less than 88mph

Lua: (( At 1000% the floof scratches you ))

Smol Asriel: ((At 700% you're a black hole, leading to an alternate universe of floof

Vaati: ((back

Vaati: ((at 800% you become a solar system of floof

Smol Asriel: ((Upon entering the black hole, all matter is floofed to infinite length and softness

Smol Asriel: ((And then reformed into whatever you will it

: ((Okay, Chatot just got sent out

Smol Asriel: ((What's zel on

: ((Zel has no more Pokémon))

: ((Just Chatot))

Smol Asriel: ((Oh my

: ((I have Koffing at 18 health and a Linoone at 46 health))

Smol Asriel: if you scratch his ear, your hand sinks into that floof

: ((That's all I have))

Smol Asriel: ((Rip

: ((HAH

: ((I won))

: ((Get fucked))

: ((Five tries))

Smol Asriel: ((Now you fight corey without healing

: ((oh.))

Smol Asriel: ((Lolno

: ((Well, I got all the police officers))

Gaster: ((my dad likes to complain that he's tired all the time

: ((your dad is a lazy fuck))

Gaster: ((honestly it's his fault for staying up and watching shitty family guy ripoffs

Vaati: ((ew

: ((HAH))

Gaster: ((a lot of them look like they were made in goanimate

: ((The police officers cornered the piece of shit))

Barchar: (why watch shitty family guy ripoffs when you can watch shitty family guy)

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Gaster: ((... he's seen all of it

Barchar: (...ah)

Barchar: (I see)

Smol Asriel: ((You mean like brickleberry and mr pickles

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Gaster: ((YES

Smol Asriel: ((Ewwwww

Barchar: (dear lord)

Gaster: ((that's what that one dumb show is

Barchar: (why haven't you disowned yourself)

Gaster: ((i might after i'm able to get a stable job

Vaati: ...

Gaster: goes back to attemping to repair the pocketwatch.

Vaati: ...Er. You are the Gaster that was saved, yes?

Gaster: Yes.

Vaati: Ah, that means it was successful.

Gaster: ((vaati: we can now complete the ritual

Barchar: stretches, standing up and going over to revenant/asriel head

Vaati: The two who are amorously attracted to you, they seemed to be distraught upon mention of your capture.

: ((Alright, now I need to train for Corey))

: ((So I can beat the shit out of him))

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Asriel Head [Asriel Head].

Barchar: (is he in the house)

Asriel Head: "Hhhhhello"

Gaster: Well, I would be too! They're in love with me.

Barchar: "Hey bro. How are you holding up?"

Asriel Head: ((Corey in the house

Asriel Head: "Ffffine ffor a head, I-I guessss"

Barchar: "Well, with any luck, that shouldn't last much longer."

Vaati: I may not know them, but because one of them had freed me, I am happy to know that he is most likely feeling far better.

: ((How much should I train for Corey, Slarv))

: ((Like, level-wise))

Gaster: nods. "He was happy to see me too."

Vaati: That is wonderful.

Lua: really wants to start head club now.

Gaster: ((gaster probably had to fight to get out of bed this morning

Vaati: ((oh he did

: ((Gaster tries to get up))

Vaati: ((physically

: ((Gaster: ACK))

: ((Gaster has a sprain))

: ((He can't get up for a few minutes))

Gaster: (("metta i love you but if you don't let me be productive i will fight you"

Barchar: (Hellaton: "Yyyyou're not getting upupupup until we're dononone")

Vaati: ((it wouldve been okay if this were only mettaton, but since hellaton is in the mix, theres 6x the hug

Vaati: ((yeah p much

Vaati: ((mettaton: im making up for when we were apart

Asriel Head: "Wwwhat do you mean..?"

Gaster: ((gaster: mettaton PLEASE i want to see our children

Barchar: (mettaton: "We would be making [i]out[/i] for it but hella is here)

Asriel Head: ((Idk, I bodied corey

Vaati: ((hella: i onnnly mind if yoyou dont give me a channnce

Barchar: "Well, Dr. Gaster is back, so, hopefully, I should be able ot...at least borrow his work area to make you a body."

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Vaati: ((metta: ok fine

Vaati: ((...i physically cant get up bc im pretty sure i broke something and hella knows my legs because we have almost the same body so you do your thing until i can physically move

Gaster: ((gaster: you're lying

Vaati: ((that was meant as a metta thing

Vaati: ((metta: no seriously i shot a t rex you think im joking

Gaster: ((gaster:...

Vaati: ((apparently mettahellas damage gets transferred to me

Gaster: ((gaster: that's hot

Barchar: (Barchar:as there")

Barchar: (That fucked up hard)

Vaati: ((hella: gaster oh mmmy god

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Barchar: (Barchar: "It's true I was there")

Asriel Head: smiles

Vaati: ((hella: anyway yyyeah ill fix mettaton you ddddo your ththing

Asriel Head: "Ttthank you.."

Gaster: ((wait is that's what happening right now

Barchar: "In fact, you know what...come on." She picked him up, walking into the back. "Hey, Guardian, or Gaster, or...whatever you want me to call you?"

Vaati: ((yes bc it explains why im not rping them until after i eat

Gaster: Either is fine.

Asriel Head: is a smiling headriel

Asriel Head: by the way, his stump never healed he just ran out of blood

Gaster: ... You need a body.

Barchar: "Yep."

Barchar: "I have plans for one, but no place to do it."

Vaati: ((i have very very detailed mettaehlla fun facts. the damage gets transferred to metta on the left side and hella on the right, he's somehow a bigger cinnamon roll than hella bc he has the sweetness and genuinity of metta(well, what little there is), he's also very very very gay for gaster, and will smooch if given opportunity

Barchar: "So I was wanting to ask whjether you could...if not heklp, lend me a workspace and materials."

Gaster: Well, I suppose you can use my lab.

Gaster: And, well, my tools. I have some scrap left over from Mettaton's creation.

Gaster: Er, Hellaton.

Gaster: His body.

Barchar: "Really? Awesome! Okay, uh, lemme-lemme get the plans, see if you can't help with some improvements or something."

Vaati: ...You created him?!

Gaster: His body! I made Hellaton's body!

Vaati: How is that possible?

Barchar: "Hellaton was a pre-existing robot, but his body was battered.

Barchar: "so Gaster made him a new one."

Gaster: Gah... I'm just firing on all cylinders today.

Vaati: That's a possibility? To transfer bodies?

Barchar: "He's not exactly a robot, Vaati."

Vaati: ....Please explain, this is fascinating.

Barchar: "He's a different kind of monster, with his soul implanted into a robotic body.'

Gaster: I had to remove his axial body, and put it in a new one.

Barchar: "And besides, even if he WAS a robot, you can extract AIs and put them into different bodies."

Vaati: ...Yeah I still do not fully comprehend what exactly a robot is. And what is AI?

Barchar: "A robot is...okay, you seem to come from a magical world. do you know what a golem is?"

Vaati: Yes.

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Barchar: "A robot is like a metal golem."

: ((heya

Vaati: Ah.

Barchar: "And an AI is like a more advanced version of the rudimentary intellect a golem posesses."

: ((Corey is fucking me over))

Vaati: That makes things far more understandable.

: ((Corey in the house

Vaati: Thank you for this.

Gaster: ((hi we're explaining robotics to a windmage

Barchar: "No problem."

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Vaati: So, how would one transplant one being into a robotic form?

Vaati: It is still confusing, I apologize.

Barchar: "Well, Monsters' consciousnesses are stored in something called a soul."

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Barchar: "Their bodies are sort of...physical vessels for the magical soul."

Vaati: Ah.

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Barchar: "So if one can extract the soul, and implant it into one of these robots-slash-metal golems, then the soul can contorl the robot and project their voice."

Gaster: ((Hi raven!

Vaati: ((hi raven

: ((heya

Barchar: "As for AIs, they're stored in the robot themselves, and can be extracted and implanted into a different one."

Vaati: Oh... I do not believe I fully understand, but I can understand the basics.

Vaati: Again, thank you, Barchar.

Barchar: "Not a problem."

...: ((Hi everyone ^-^

Lua: (( Sorry I was needed outside ))

Gaster: ((it's fine

Vaati: You remind me of a library. You are full of vast amounts of information.

...: ((Just wanted to see how you guys are doing :3

Vaati: ((were ok

Gaster: ((That's fine, Raven.

Gaster: ((I missed you.

Vaati: ((yeah, i was wonderin how you were

Barchar: (I...don't believe i remember you)

Vaati: ((anyway i gtg eat

: Vaati's connection timed out.

...: ((Eheh, I missed you too, dear

Gaster: ((<3

Barchar: walks up to Gaster, showing him her plans. It's clearly made by somebody who understands how this kind of thing works, but doesn't have much experience doing it

...: ((I don't think we know each others, BarChar :v

...: ((<3

Gaster: looks over the plans. "Mmmh..."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots in. Something's poking out of her backpack...-[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hi![/color][/font]

Barchar: (Well, I've been here for the entire time since late xyzzy)

: [color=#ff8888][font=Marker Felt]Yukito : hOi![/font][/color]

: (('Ello. x)

Barchar: (So if you';re here in msparp and have a number that isn't the newest one, I should probably be aware of you)

...: ((Mmmh, maybe you just forgot x)

DamnDude: (( Hmm ))

...: ((HEEEEY FRISKY

Gaster: .. Okay, these are rather vague, but I could work with these.

: (('EYYYYY.))

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Gaster: ((hi yazan

: (oi

Barchar: shrugs. "Sorry. I knew what I was going for, but I didn't really optimize them for others' work."

Gaster: Yeah... nice work on the axial column.

Barchar: it is, effectively, a mechanical version of an Azzy in his mid 20s. the specific workings are just not very well defined.

: ((I've been doing well!))

: ((Sorry that I don't really use Discord very much anymore, though :>

Gaster: ((neither do i

Barchar: "Thanks. I've taken an interest in just about everything at some point, so I've at least got some clue how this sort of thing works."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -plops on the couch. Yukito hops onto Sunny's lap-[/color][/font]

...: ((Yeaaah, I kiiiind of saaaaaw that, thaaaaaanks ><

Barchar: (I don't like discord much, and I can't really explain why)

...: ((But at least, you're online, Chime

Gaster: ((it didn't help that it kind of fucked up on me

: [color=#ff8888][font=Marker Felt]Yukito : -is a Temmie in a little nurse outfit-[/font][/color]

...: ((What happened? ._.

Gaster: ((like, i had to get rid of all the program files and reinstall it

Gaster: ((i think it was a bug with the developer's version

Gaster: ((so i could only get on from my phone which was... not convenient

Gaster: ((but you can drop me a pm at any time

Gaster: ((... i just rambled there om

: Yazan's connection timed out.

...: ((Oooh... that's really weird o_o I've never heard of that

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Gaster: ((yeah it was

Barchar: (and it happened right in the middle of the boss fight of an arc she was doing)

Gaster: ((no, my computer crashed

Gaster: ((discord was something different.

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DamnDude: (( A guy in a T Rex costume doing Ninja Warrior is the greatest thing I've ever seen. ))

Barchar: (oh)

Vaati: ((im back

Gaster: looks up. "Would you like to head to he lab now?"

Vaati: ...I will leave you two to what you are doing.

Gaster: Alright, see you around, I suppose.

Barchar: "Yes!"

Vaati: I hope to see you again. You seem very kind.

Vaati: warps out.

Vaati: Because it looks cooler than walking.

Barchar: "I-look, this is MY asriel. I know I say that for all of them, but this is [i]my[/i] my asriel."

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Gaster: nods. "Okay, I understand. Let's go."

Barchar: smiles, running over to the anydoor. She seems genuinely excited.

Gaster: opens the door, and starts to head to his lab.

Azazel: -Azazel thinks about how Chara has some issues-

Gaster: ((mettaton: DEAR! YOU'D BETTER NOT BE UP TO SOMETHING STUPID DOWN THERE!

Barchar: GEE WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF

Hellaton: and Mettaton are in the lab right now. As Gaster and Barchar enter, Mettaton is standing up again. "Oh, hhey."

Hellaton: ((p much

Gaster: Oh, hello, dear.

Barchar: "hi, Hellaton!"

MettatonSEX: Hi!

Gaster: goes in for a quick kiss on the cheek. "We're going to make the revenant head a body."

MettatonSEX: Something came loose, so, sorry I wasn't there.

Hellaton: and Mettaton give quick kisses to the skel.

Hellaton: Alrrright.

Barchar: it's not a revenant head anymore, it's a regular-ish asriel head. Aside form being severed and still living.

MettatonSEX: If you guys need help with anything, we'll do our best.

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Gaster: nods, heading to the work table. He clears a stupid invention away.

Barchar: puts the design on the table, and Asriel next to them

Hellaton: ...Er, jujust curious, what waaaas that?

Gaster: ... I honestly forgot.

Azazel: -Azazel closes the back room door- "Don't have to look at that anymore"

Barchar: looks over at it. "Eh. It's probably not important."

Azazel: "The hell was with that anyways"

MettatonSEX: ...Wait a second... -He takes it and looks it over.- ...This is my old speaker.

Hellaton: Oh.

Gaster: ... Huh, it is.

MettatonSEX: Yeah. It's busted.

Gaster: starts to gather the necessary parts.

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Gaster: -He scatters them across the tabletop.-

Barchar: "Well, hey, maybe we can fix it and put it in this. I mean, he can talk...somehow, without vocal chords, but It's not...that...normal."

Jeska or Jekon: -walks in-

MettatonSEX: You really can't fix it. Parts melted together.

MettatonSEX: It isn't pretty.

Azazel: -waves to Jeska- "Hey there, most people just left to do... something"

: So it seems

Azazel: "Couldn't be bothered to hear what it was about"

: Yazan [] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Barchar: "Well, nevermind then."

Jeska or Jekon: sits on the couch, with her baby

Jeska or Jekon: feeling left out?

Gaster: starts to assemble some things "You're in luck. I've got a lot of pre-built robot parts ever since I restored Hellaton."

Azazel: "Why would ya say that?"

Jeska or Jekon: no reason, just asking

Barchar: "Good, good, makes this easier."

Azazel: -Azazel gives an odd look to Jeska- "Alright then."

Hellaton: Ggglad to knknow that I have some ussse.

MettatonSEX: ...Hela, please, darling.

Hellaton: *hlla

Hellaton: *hella

Hellaton: ((i swear

Jeska or Jekon: sighs

Azazel: "So, that your kid?"

Jeska or Jekon: yeah

Jeska or Jekon: little Goat boy, with a few advantages from a fish

Azazel: "Sounds nice"

Azazel: "Who's the lucky father?"

Jeska or Jekon: AD

Gaster: starts to assemble the robot, using a few floating hands to bring tools to the table.

Barchar: ("He's the lucky father for about the next 2 days until I see him again")

Barchar: runs around excitedly to get the other things he needs

Azazel: "Do you have some sort of way to describe him, I know some many AD's at this point it's not even funny"

Jeska or Jekon: The AD, you know, the lazy one that leans on everyone

Gaster: starts to assemble the endoskeleton.

Azazel: "OK, it's down to two"

Jeska or Jekon: hes not in his hypermode or anything, just AD all grown up

Jeska or Jekon: huh

Hellaton: and Mettaton help if needed.

Azazel: "OK there we go, that one"

Jeska or Jekon: ya him,

Barchar: ("The one that has had like 20 girlfriends and has somehow fucked up with all of them")

Jeska or Jekon: we screw once and I get knocked up. This would have never happened to Jukon

...: ((I got to go. As always, stay safe 'n awesome everyone! o/

Hellaton: ((k, cya

Azazel: "Wow"

Jeska or Jekon: didn't think I could even get pregnant, being a genetically modified clone and all

Gaster: ... Hey mettaton, could you find me some fur?

Gaster: ((bye raven!

MettatonSEX: On it.

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Gaster: Good. Give Jasper a haircut if you need to.

Lua: "I mean, if you're an exact replica, you're gonna have the same organs"

Barchar: "Pff. Dunno if quartz hair is a substitue for goat fluff, but I guess we'll find out, huh?"

MettatonSEX: -He laughs before he goes to the room with the sewing supplies, and then returns with a sheet of faux fur in white.- Here we go, the floofiest fur that almost exactly feels like goat fluff.

Gaster: Thank you, my dear.

MettatonSEX: No trouble.

MettatonSEX: Fashion has its perks.

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Gaster: Now, Hella, get me some of the silicone I used in your body. I can use it to simulate the sensation of flesh.

Gaster: ...That came out incredibly creepy.

Barchar: "eh."

Hellaton: Iiit did.

Lua: (( Oh shit, that was the wrong character ))

Lua: said that extremely quietly from the back room.

Hellaton: -He goes through the storage for the silicone, retrieving it rather quickly.-

Gaster: But whatever, I need it.

: Lua [Lua] is now Azazel [Azazel].

Hellaton: Iiiit could have been worssse.

MettatonSEX: It could ha-- not saying it.

Gaster: Thank you, dear.

Hellaton: Mettaton, plllease.

MettatonSEX: was about to mention dicks

Hellaton: Nno problem.

Gaster: starts to put the silicon on the endoskeleton.

Barchar: if she's giving him one, it's going to be covert

Gaster: Okay, fur time.

MettatonSEX: hands over the fur and a pair of scissors.

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: ((heya

Gaster: carefully starts to sew the fur onto the nekkid bot.

Barchar: sits back, smiling wide

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -has been watching from the couch, if this is happening in the bar-[/color][/font]

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MettatonSEX: it is not

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Jeska or Jekon: is sitting on th cocuh

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Gaster: -Finally, he finishes sewing asriel up. "There we go. The vents are in his back, make sure those stay uncovered."

Barchar: (Barchar: "Is it smart to drink while you're doing delicate work like creating an entire prosthetic body?")

Barchar: (Gaster: "Yes")

: ((No, I mean

MettatonSEX: ((hellaton: can yyyou all shshut up

Jeska or Jekon: huh, that power armor is still here

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: ((Putting vodka in the wounds

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Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: runs over, putting Azzy's head in the body

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Barchar: (...and now we wait for Slarv)

Gaster: ... Well.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -looks to it- H-Huh?[/color][/font]

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Azazel: "Armor, eh?"

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MettatonSEX: looks over where the vents are, then makes measurements of the body.

MettatonSEX: Hmm...

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Gaster: ... Is something the matter, darling?

MettatonSEX: Say, Barchar. He's gonna need clothes, would you mind if I made some that keep the vents exposed?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -walks to it-[/color][/font]

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Hellaton: Ththat'd be a good iiiidea.

Barchar: "Sure."

MettatonSEX: Alright, I'll be back within an hour!

MettatonSEX: is very fast with sewing things.

MettatonSEX: And there he goes.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Gaster: smiles. "There he goes."

Azazel: "So, the hell are we going to do with it? Leave it there or what?"

Hellaton: ....At the vevery least I knnnow he'll make good quallllity things.

Hellaton: Yyou give hihim a yard of fabric and hhe makes an entitire wardrobe.

Gaster: I hope you like dresses, Asriel, since you're probably getting one.

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Hellaton: Yyeah, he's defininitely making at least one.

Hellaton: At llleast he knows eveveryone's most flattttering color.

Barchar: "To be fair, an open-back shirt would just look weird."

Hellaton: True.

Barchar: (http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/145897295148/honest-undertale-confessions-i-think-it-is I'm sorry this just)

Barchar: (pls)

Hellaton: Thhhere's also a dedefinite tunic, a jummmpsuit, and boots. Not all at onononce.

Gaster: ((now that i look at it that confession's probably weirdly worded

Barchar: "He won't be strapped for options."

Jeska or Jekon: nah I'll take it

Hellaton: Well, ththis is Mettaton.

Jeska or Jekon: heard WDG said give it to Jager

Jeska or Jekon: since the only limb he has left is his left arm, sure he could use it

Azazel: "Alright"

Jeska or Jekon: if he ever comes out of tha coma that is

Gaster: ((jasper comes running down the stairs "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAIR"

Barchar: (Barchar: "YOU'RE A GEM!")

Gaster: ((Jasper: YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT WITHOUT PERMISSION

Hellaton: ((mettaton wouldnt

Hellaton: ((he knew gaster was joking

Gaster: ((... or was he

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: Holy Shit This Name Is Really Long: (( Na ))

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Barchar: (Barchar remains in turmoil over whether quartz hair is an acceptable subsitute for floof)

Gaster: ((jasper's hair is soft

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Barchar: (three years later they find Jasper's room empty save for the words 'DOES IT WORK' scrawled upon the wall in orange pigment)

Gaster: ((nah she'd probably grow it back by then

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Barchar: (you missed my point there but okay)

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Gaster: ((... alright

Hellaton: ((shed be scratched bc her gem was rubbed to make the words

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Barchar: (The idea was more of a 'message scrawled in murder victims' blood' there)

Jeska or Jekon: so.....where is everyone

Barchar: (because you know it's mildly amusing for her to descend into such madness over something so frivolous)

Gaster: ((yeah lmao

: [color=#FF0000]Satan: [s]in hell[/s][/color]

Gaster: ... Say, should we bring the body back to the bar?

Barchar: "Well, we should probably let Metta do her thing first."

Azazel: killed you motherfucker.

Barchar: (his*)

Barchar: (I dunno what I did there)

MettatonSEX: -wow-

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Gaster: Good point. We can't lug around a naked robot gote everywhere.

Hellaton: ......Gggive him five, four, ththree, tw--

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MettatonSEX: -He runs in, carrying a wardrobe of clothes-

Barchar: "Right on cue.

Hellaton: Therrre you are.

Gaster: Ah! There we are.

MettatonSEX: Yep! Now, we'll start him off with a simple t-shirt and jeans. Would you rather blue or green today?

Barchar: (...and now we have to wait on Slarv)

Gaster: I think green works for him.

MettatonSEX: -He's already slipping the pants on.-

MettatonSEX: Both do, but, yes, green woukd he much better, you're right.

Barchar: "It's certainly customary."

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MettatonSEX: -He pops the green shirt on, buttons and zips the jeans, and ta daaaa! The gote is dressed.-

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Gaster: We were talking about maybe bringing him back to the bar.

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MettatonSEX: Oh, alright. -He pulls out a large suitcase and puts the clothing inside.- This is for later.

Barchar: "Question out of genuine curiosity: how much of this wardrobe is typically female? In percentage?"

Barchar: +

Barchar: (oops)

MettatonSEX: It's 10% typically feminine.

Barchar: nods. "Good to know."

MettatonSEX: I made a couple dresses and skirts just in case he likes that.

Hellaton: I knnew it.

Barchar: "We all did, Hella."

MettatonSEX: Oh, come on, you guys! Dresses are simple to make.

Gaster: Sometimes you just need the feeling of a skirt swishing around your legs.

Barchar: "we'll see how Azzy agrees." She said, chuckling.

MettatonSEX: Gaster gets it!

Barchar: "i've never tried a dress. Hm."

Barchar: "Maybe next time we need to infiltrate a party."

Gaster: laughs, then picks up robogote.

Hellaton: Orrr you could boborrow one of Mettatonnn's tunics.

Gaster: Come on, let's get out of here.

MettatonSEX: .....Alright.

MettatonSEX: And no, Hella, they'd be too short for Barchar to use as a dress.

Barchar: "Back home we go. I go. It's not your home."

Hellaton: Iiit's a second homomome.

MettatonSEX: Well put.

Barchar: "Well, fair enoguh."

MettatonSEX: Let's go.

Gaster: heads back to the bar.

Barchar: "And I guess it technically [i]was[/i] Gaster's home. Or a least his dimension."

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

MettatonSEX: and Hella head there too.

Barchar: heads there, right behind Gaster

Azazel: "Welcome back to 2 people and a baby awkwardly sit in a bar for an hour."

Jeska or Jekon: Sup

Jeska or Jekon: best part is the baby's been quiet too

Gaster: chuckles. "Nice to see you, J... eska?"

Jeska or Jekon: Hey Gaster

Barchar: "Hi Azazel. Nice summation of the bar on a good day."

MettatonSEX: ...Hey.

Jeska or Jekon: that or Jekon

Gaster: You have a kid!

Hellaton: Oh, hhi.

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

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Barchar: "Ad ba-wait, Hellaton."

Barchar: "Well, yes. She has a child."

Jeska or Jekon: Yeah

Jeska or Jekon: AD and I had a child

Barchar: "Heh...and she learned of this when I first realized it and was like"

Gaster: Congrats!

Barchar: "'So, uh, by the way, Jeska, you have a kid.'"

Jeska or Jekon: I was pregnant for a while, think you were therefor a bit of it

Gaster: ... I do remember that, actually.

Jeska or Jekon: yeah you're delievery was terrible BC

Jeska or Jekon: got a little baby boy gote

Gaster: Does he have a name?

Jeska or Jekon: Err....

Jeska or Jekon: no

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Jeska or Jekon: I was thinking Casval

Barchar: "Ad is..."

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Barchar: "God."

Barchar: "He's bad at this."

Gaster: That's a nice name!

MettatonSEX: ...It's pretty.

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Jeska or Jekon: maybe Aska

Barchar: "i mean, I love him and all, but man, he is just...not good at relationships."

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Barchar: "Let's not do Aska."

MettatonSEX: ...Let's not.

Jeska or Jekon: who do you thing wears the pants in this relationship BC?

Jeska or Jekon: Casval it is

MettatonSEX: Both of you, hopefully.

Gaster: Hi litle Casval.

Jeska or Jekon: Heh, nope

Hellaton: ....Hhey ththere, Casvaval.

Jeska or Jekon: say hello Casval

Hellaton: ...Iii'm choosing to igignore your mother.

Jeska or Jekon: What why?

Hellaton: Ththe pants comment.

Barchar: "He's sensitive. Understandably."

MettatonSEX: Hellaton please

Jeska or Jekon: rolls her eyes

Jeska or Jekon: anyways

Hellaton: Yyyeah, getting better but ststill not fully over ittt.

Jeska or Jekon: -Casval makes a noise, hes wrapped in a cloth

Barchar: "But my comment wasn't about the roles anywya, Jeska, it was just about how he's..."

Barchar: "Well...he's messed up a loooot."

Jeska or Jekon: I know

Jeska or Jekon: me of all people know

Gaster: nods. "He has. He's still left a mark on poor FFrisk."

Hellaton: ........Ccan we change ththe subject?

Barchar: "true, true."

Jeska or Jekon: I'm doing as much as I can to fix him

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Jeska or Jekon: we're talking about getting married too

Barchar: "But anyway, yes, Hella has a point."

Barchar: (Hi Slarv)

Barchar: (Azzy has a body)

Barchar: (and is in the bar)

Barchar: (and Metta made him clothes and shit)

Hellaton: .....Annnywaway, Casval isis pretty adorable.

Asriel Head: ((WHAT

Asriel Head: (({WHAT

MettatonSEX: ((metta didnt make him shit

Gaster: ((We mean the azzy head

Jeska or Jekon: (ISIS

Asriel Head: ((Oh ok

Asriel Head: has been out I guess, how's his hot bod

MettatonSEX: ((he repeated the word is that gappens

Azazel: (( Why did you type is in caps twice ))

Jeska or Jekon: ((I know,

Barchar: (the head, yes)

: Asriel Head [Asriel Head] is now Asriel Bot [Asriel Bot].

Barchar: (not that azzy)

Jeska or Jekon: yes he is

Barchar: (I guess we have our third basriel)

Asriel Bot: ((Yeah lol

Barchar: (after one became Fanta and the other [i]FUCKING DIED[/i])

: Asriel Bot [Asriel Bot] is now BAsriel [BAsriel].

Jeska or Jekon: ((time to cull

Jeska or Jekon: ((what did smazzy die?

Barchar: (no)

Barchar: (Basriels)

MettatonSEX: ((hyper iirc

MettatonSEX: ((unless... wait no hes alive

Jeska or Jekon: (about to say

Barchar: (Bionic!Asriel, now Fanta, and Bondertale!Asriel, now Barchar)

BAsriel: ((Former Asriel, now barchar

MettatonSEX: ((im du-- oh yeah

Jeska or Jekon: ((need to make a Kenny Asriel

BAsriel: ((Anyway, I passed out

Jeska or Jekon: ((who dies like Zak

BAsriel: ((We already have one he even talks like him now that his bandages are on zozzle

Barchar: (That was Hyper)

Barchar: (but now he's usig that last life for all it's worth)

Azazel: (( by never being there for his child

BAsriel: ((Oh raven was here

Jeska or Jekon: ((whose raven?

Jeska or Jekon: ((new anon?

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Gaster: ((A guy from the old days

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Barchar: looks at BAsriel III, smiling wide

Azazel: (( no old person ))

Gaster: ((also i know how mobius got his dinosaurs: http://prntscr.com/bggrx7

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BAsriel: ((So yeah I passed out

Barchar: (10/10)

BAsriel: ((Hence why I didn't do that

Barchar: (perfect timing)

BAsriel: ((Hey I was semi-lucid I was pretty fine with that

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MettatonSEX: ((omg

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BAsriel: what clothes does he have

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Gaster: -Fashionable ones.-

BAsriel: and also is he kid or is he adult

MettatonSEX: green t-shirt and dark jeans

Barchar: jeans and a green shit of some description

Barchar: SHIRT

Gaster: ((GREEN SHIT

MettatonSEX: young adult

BAsriel: cool

MettatonSEX: DO NOT SHIT GREEN

BAsriel: hasn't woke up yet...

Gaster: ((you might wanna get that checked out

Barchar: he looks about Barchar's age, which is kinda sensible

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Gaster: frowns. "Did I... screw up?"

Barchar: "I dunno."

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Azazel: (( Everyone has one green shit in their life ))

BAsriel: 's eyes jolt open robotically, they're not even robot eyes I think

Barchar: "He probably just needs to acclimate."

Barchar: (They're not)

BAsriel: slowly sits up

Barchar: (His head is untouched)

Barchar: "...Bro?"

MettatonSEX: Oh, hey, you're awake.

Gaster: Asriel? How do you feel?

Hellaton: Hhi.

BAsriel: looks at his new hot bod

BAsriel: ?/10

Azazel: stays in the darkness.

Barchar: 9 at least

Azazel: (( 0/10 ))

MettatonSEX: it's a pretty nice looking gote

BAsriel: holds up his hands, looking at them

Gaster: 8/10

Barchar: "You...are you doing alright?"

Gaster: isn't a furry.

BAsriel: an 8/10 asriel is a 10/10 anything else

Barchar: YOU'RE A MONSTER

Barchar: HOW COULD YOU NOT BE A FURRY

MettatonSEX: YES YOU ARE GASTER

Barchar: THAT'S LIKE 75% OF YOUR SPECIES

BAsriel: "Wow, I-I forgot what this was like.."

Gaster: ((... okay, good point

Barchar: "Yeah, tell me about it."

MettatonSEX: YOURE AT LEAST A FURRY WHEN YOURE DRUNK

Barchar: "Bodies are [i]weird[/i] man."

MettatonSEX: Yep.

Hellaton: Yyyeah.

BAsriel: smiles

BAsriel: "Thank you, Doctor, it feels amazing"

MettatonSEX: You get used to it eventually.

Azazel: 3/10

Gaster: smiles back. "No problem, dear."

BAsriel: azazel is from hell, his standards are inherently fucked up

BAsriel: he gets to see people that are way too hot

MettatonSEX: ...Gaster did you call him dear

Azazel: damn straight

Gaster: Yes.

BAsriel: inb4 gastriel

Azazel: also everyone in hell is hot either way.

BAsriel: that

MettatonSEX: Was that intentional

BAsriel: is

BAsriel: the joke

Gaster: ... No.

BAsriel: either way, he hugs barchar

MettatonSEX: Oh my god.

Barchar: hugs him back. She looks like shit still, but at least she's happy

BAsriel: "I-I've wanted to do this again for years.."

Azazel: I mean, hell has some fine succubus

Gaster: To be fair, I've recently come out of a magically-induced coma.

Azazel: just, ignore them half the time and you'll be fine

MettatonSEX: True,

Barchar: succubi*

MettatonSEX: ((and incubi

Azazel: is sticking with the succubi thank you very much.

Jeska or Jekon: snaps back

BAsriel: ((Good news Barchar

Jeska or Jekon: what did I miss>

BAsriel: ((I have no plans for this character

Barchar: (So he'll at least live for a while)

BAsriel: ((Ye

Jeska or Jekon: ((KILL HIM NOW

Jeska or Jekon: ((jk

Gaster: You missed Asriel here waking up.

BAsriel: stands up, getting his balance takes a bit, but he gets the hang of it

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Jeska or Jekon: Oh?

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Jeska or Jekon: well not too much then

Gaster: We were also considering going to TK-421 soon.

BAsriel: "Hm?"

Barchar: "Lua needs some stuff."

BAsriel: ((Gonna set up a murder mystery as the side quest in Darma city

Jeska or Jekon: really what for?

Gaster: To survive.

Jeska or Jekon: survive? what do you mean? its really different than any other lines so you know

Gaster: He's dying, Jeska.

Jeska or Jekon: who?

Gaster: Lua!

Jeska or Jekon: oh

Barchar: "There's some way to repair his pocket watch or...something."

Gaster: I did my best, but...

Jeska or Jekon: I can take a look into it, but Luas not from TK-421

: Azazel [Azazel] is now Lua [Lua].

Gaster: I know that, but the pocketwatch is.

Jeska or Jekon: huh

Barchar: sighs

BAsriel: "Ah... I-I can come along if you don't mind, I owe you guys and.. maybe I could help?"

Gaster: Oh, that'd be wonderful.

BAsriel: smiles and nods

Jeska or Jekon: so you guys know, your electronics arent going to work

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BAsriel: ((I'm gonna need to explain why a stun gun does more damage than a pistol

Erron: ((yo

Jeska or Jekon: in fact, the 'tons might have some issues there

Jeska or Jekon: (oi

Gaster: ((hi erron

MettatonSEX: ((electric shock hurts man

Lua: (( ...Wait what? ))

MettatonSEX: ...Well fuck.

Jeska or Jekon: ((Electronics like computers and wireless functions don't work in TK-421

Lua: (( Well, there's now some contradictions here I wasn't expecting ))

Gaster: frowns. "I thought he went there before, witht he rebellion stuff."

Jeska or Jekon: ((I've said that a number of times

BAsriel: ((Wait what

MettatonSEX: I did.

BAsriel: so he just walks in to there and dies then

Jeska or Jekon: ((in fact its in the OC sheet for TK-421

BAsriel: rip slarv

MettatonSEX: ((i never saw any of that

BAsriel: "Um... s-so I guess I shouldn't go"

MettatonSEX: ...

BAsriel: "If I um.. die"

Barchar: "Well, I mean, we can probably fix the body. And you can live witohut it, evidently."

MettatonSEX: Haven't I been in there?

Gaster: Exactly!

BAsriel: "Well.. ah, I don't know. If Mettaton is fine in there I should be.."

Jeska or Jekon: ((theres particles that disrupt frequencies and waves, the ton's won't fall over, but if they have any computer reliance it may mess with them

Gaster: ((Since Mettaton runs off of a soul, it probably works

MettatonSEX: ((tru

Gaster: ((well, his "cpu" is a soul

Jeska or Jekon: ((it'll likely make them hazy a bit though,

Jeska or Jekon: ((its kind of like walking into a passive EMP field

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MettatonSEX: ((emps affect mettatons motions bc theyre electrical impulses

Jeska or Jekon: ((which consists of particles

Jeska or Jekon: ((anyways, its doesn't really matter bout the contradictions of the past

Lua: (( Fucking hell, there's now a giant contradiction with all of this ))

MettatonSEX: ((i meant the motions

Jeska or Jekon: ((just from here on forward

Jeska or Jekon: ((it would just be awkward or annoy for the 'tons or other robots to be in

Jeska or Jekon: annoying*

Gaster: ... Well. One of you should try.

MettatonSEX: ((ok, to save time lets go with that.

MettatonSEX: ...Alright.

MettatonSEX: enters the code in, walks in... and then begins to move pretty slowly. "This never happened before.

Gaster: ... Huh. Are you going to be alright?

MettatonSEX: ...Probably not, considering it's making my motions slower.

Gaster: Alright then....

MettatonSEX: Like, 60% speed at estimate.

Gaster: I'll go.

MettatonSEX: exits the timeline.

MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster. "Be safe, okay, sweetie?"

Lua: is still in the back room. [s]sad he can't form head club[/s]

Gaster: hugs back. "I will, don't worry."

Hellaton: -He hugs as well.- Gggood luck.

Gaster: Is anyone else coming, or am I on my own?

Azazel: "Hell with it, I guess I should come as well"

MettatonSEX: ...

Jeska or Jekon: follows

Jeska or Jekon: cells phones dead in the water

Gaster: Damn, okay.

Gaster: Uh. Should we head to the arena?

MettatonSEX: shrugs

Azazel: "...Do we even have any idea where the hell that's at?"

Jeska or Jekon: ((I didn't realize you were still using TK-421 DD, thought that ended after that last arc was canceled

MettatonSEX: though if the arena is there theres probably shit letting the legbots in in perfect condition

Lua: (( I'm basically using it to get to one of the characters that I was keeping ))

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Lua: (( The one that I said didn't die when you killed everyone ))

Gaster: Uh...

Gaster: I think it was north?

BAsriel: "Um.."

Azazel: "...You have no idea where you're going, do you.."

Gaster: No. Do you?

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Jeska or Jekon: I hate being back home

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BAsriel: didn't go in, he took a few steps then tripped, when he eventually got back up he decided it wasn't worth

Azazel: "If I had anyone who actually has went there I could give you directions."

MettatonSEX: ...So.

Azazel: "I mean, I know the place a bit, just I never saw any arena while I was huntin'."

Gaster: ... Fellby. Fellby went there!

Jeska or Jekon: So we are looking for an arena

Gaster: Okay, does anyone have the prostitute's calling card?

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton do, but they're in the bar.

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Muffet: prostitutes are people too, Doctor

Lua: (( Gaster Mettaton, Hellaton, and Fellby were summoned there, but only two people went there directly. ))

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: (("Prostitudes are people too"

BAsriel: ((Imma give you a weapon

Gaster: ... Okay. We might have to head back to the bar for a second.

BAsriel: ((It's called sweet old lady

Gaster: ((thank you slarv i will cherish it

Azazel: "...Alright then"

BAsriel: ((Fellby can use it

: ((what's been happening))

BAsriel: ((It's in Dalma City, you want it

Barchar: (Speaking of which have you made stats for Fellby and/or Muffet)

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: ((heya

Gaster: pokes his head in the bar. "I need to call Fellby."

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MettatonSEX: pulls a vard out of his chest and hands it over.

MettatonSEX: Here.

Gaster: Alright, thank you.

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Gaster: pulls out his cellphone, making the call.

MettatonSEX: Of course.

Azazel: -Azazel quietly hums the jeopardy theme while this happens-

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -skips in- Hi~![/color][/font]

Fellby: "Hello, you've reached Grillby. Whatever you want done, I'll do it for a fee."

MettatonSEX: Yo.

BAsriel: is staying in the bar

: BAsriel [BAsriel] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Hellaton: -He waves.-

Gaster: Uh... I need to know where the arena is.

Gaster: In Tk-421.

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Smol Asriel: is sitting up, on the couch, "Mmmh?"

Fellby: "The arena - wait, Gaster? Is that you man?"

MettatonSEX: ...Oh my.

Smol Asriel: has his whole face bandaged aside from one ear

Smol Asriel: "Mmph"

Fellby: "Hey, nice to see you!"

Barchar: "Hi again, Smazzy."

GN Austin: -walks into the bar, having a smug expression on his face, as is per usual- ...

MettatonSEX: i assume anatomy gave him a way to breathe

Gaster: Yeah, fine, I just.. get me the arena location!"

Barchar: "Meet my brother." She said, motioning to Basriel. "We got him a body."

Smol Asriel: was tryna say hi to sunny but oh well

Bigby Wolf: -walks into the bar-

Smol Asriel: can't see you dip, he waves in the wrong direction

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Lua: Azazel "Great there's... the hell are you?"

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Jeska or Jekon: not sure me being here with my baby is a good thing

Jeska or Jekon: Imma head back

Fellby: "It's..."

MettatonSEX: Hello?

Smol Asriel: "Mmmhmm"

Barchar: was aware, sitting next to smazzy. "Are you alright? I'm not just being oblivious and/;or cruel, I can understand you."

Fellby: -He tells Gaster the location.-

Smol Asriel: nods

Jeska or Jekon: heads home

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Smol Asriel: OH THEN

Smol Asriel: those last three messages, "Sunny?"

Smol Asriel: "Huh"

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Smol Asriel: "Bye bye"

Jeska or Jekon: ((seriously whats with all the fucking charas on shamchat

Fellby: "I'm not exacly clear on it, though."

Gaster: ((Ikr

Smol Asriel: ((K, Imma have 4 different weapon types

Gaster: Okay, thank you.

Gaster: walks back into TK-421.

Smol Asriel: ((So 3 people can use sweet old lady

Jeska or Jekon: ((glasses chara, crying chara, chara, fem chara, retard chara

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Azazel: -Follows Gaster back-

Barchar: (wow)

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Barchar: (most of those are really rude)

Gaster: ((that last one is eewwww

MettatonSEX: ((ew

Azazel: "So, did you find anything?"

Gaster: Yeah, he gave me the location but he wasn't 100 percent on it.

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Azazel: "Alright, give it to me then"

Smol Asriel: ((I'll get on shamchat, why not

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now BAsriel [BAsriel].

MettatonSEX: ((i will too

Erron: ((Same

: ((same

Gaster: ((okay what tags are we using

Gaster: He said...

Erron: ((I once fought a Frisk in shamchat... I was RPing Hanzo.

BAsriel: ((#undertail #undertale #srp

Gaster: tells azazel the location.

BAsriel: ((Fuck gtg

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Gaster: ((... rip

Erron: ((RIP in memes

Azazel: "...Huh. I haven't been around those parts"

Gaster: Yeah, well, it's our best shot, right?

MettatonSEX: ((im going in #undertale #undertail #srp

Gaster: ((http://www.shamchat.com/0bbece6f/ which one of you nerds was this

Azazel: "Yeah, I guess so"

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Gaster: begins to head across the landscape.

Azazel: -Azazel and Gaster go on a magical walking adventure... well Azazel's flying but close enough-

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Erron: ((I just encountered "Handsome Homosexual Hanzo the Slut-Shaming Sniper Samurai." My sides are in fucking orbit.

Azazel: -Except it's not magical at all-

MettatonSEX: ((I JUST ENCOUNTERED YAZAN

Jeska or Jekon: (heh just ran in mv on sham

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/31051733/

Azazel: -Or really an adventure-

Azazel: -It's plain ass walking/flying-

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Gaster: -Occasionally they see a somewhat neat thing on the side of the road.-

Gaster: ((http://www.shamchat.com/26d6232f/

Barchar: (you know what I might try this tonight)

Gaster: ((i'm not good at this drama on shamchat thing

Barchar: (I'm still amused by the idea of doing it with muffet where she just randomly trips and breaks all her limbs)

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MettatonSEX: ((FRISKY

Azazel: "Gaster, I'm from hell. I see hobos every day"

MettatonSEX: ((I SWEAR

Gaster: Are you saying all homeless people go to hell?

Jeska or Jekon: ((MV you undefell metta now?

Azazel: "No, I'm saying there's a lot of people in hell, and we had to divide them up by section"

BAsriel: leans on chara, not too hard, he sighs

Erron: (( http://www.shamchat.com/ba82e691/ MY FUCKING GOD, IM LAUGHING SO HARD

Azazel: "I like walking by the hobos every day"

Gaster: So you categorize them all.

BAsriel: "This is.. really nice"

Azazel: "Yes"

: ((What did I do?))

Gaster: Interesting.

BAsriel: ((Ey I got potg earlier

Erron: ((kek

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BAsriel: ((I was hjjksihshdhsFUCK WHATS THE ROCKET BITCHS NAME

Gaster: ((pharah

BAsriel: ((YES PHARAH

Erron: ((Oh Hi, MV. I just saw you.

Azazel: "Hell's an interesting place. I always wonder how they keep getting new ideas for torture."

BAsriel: ((I was pharah, I flew behind a doorway and used my ult on 5 guys hiding behind a reinhardt

Azazel: "...and I'm slightly scared about how efficient they're getting with it"

Erron: ((Nice

BAsriel: ((I just wish there were more salty people on voice

Gaster: I would be too.

Gaster: -The arena probably looms in the distance.-

Azazel: -Nope, but we're at the river now-

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Gaster: -ok-

Azazel: "...Alright, this is where my memory on this place goes to 0.. Do we head North or south on the river?"

Gaster: ... I feel like we head north.

Azazel: "Alright, let's do this then."

Azazel: -Azazel flies over the river waters-

Gaster: heads north. He doesn't feel like swimming.

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Azazel: -The water flows into a larger body of water...-

Azazel: -And you look into the distance...-

Gaster: scans the horizon.

Azazel: -You were supposed to go south-

Azazel: -Because there is nothing here-

Gaster: ...

Gaster: I screwed up.

Azazel: "Well, it could be worse"