MettatonSEX: We have to get him back. As soon as possible.
Frisk: ((laharl who is better gimli or legolas
Frisk: "Exactly."
Hellaton: Pppplease take us ththere as soon as yyyyyou can.
Loni Leyline: -is cancer goat, sure you know-
Jäger Leyline: I don't know what you're trying to convene, but shes far better with me and that demon
Contact: seems almost annoyed. "I'm relaying the information now, actually. We need to prepare a ship just for travelling into ah... spacetime anomalies.
Jäger Leyline: I'm the one thats been taking care of her for the past 10 years, making sure shes gets everything she needs, paid for all her medical bils and been putting her through the best education money can buy
Frisk: "Okay."
Azazel: "I don't know whether or not to take that as a lie, an insult, or both"
MettatonSEX: Okay.
: Flowta's connection timed out.
: Flowta's connection timed out.
Contact: taps their claw on the table. It digs into the wood a little. "But... as soon as our esper is ready, we are good to go.
Jäger Leyline: thats a back the fuck off
MettatonSEX: Okay.
Frisk: "Got it."
Azazel: "Alright, both, good answer."
Hellaton: ...Ppplease hurrry...
Contact: Unfortunately, it takes her about ten hours just to prepare for this, and she's already [i]dquascrems[/i] about it.
Jäger Leyline: because if you believe that thing is her father, you're wrong
MettatonSEX: .....What?
Frisk: "What was that?"
Contact: Ah sorry... it is kind of hard to say in Terran with one word...
Contact: She is acting like a child who was told to go to their room, and is upset even though all their toys are in there.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
BadTimingGimli: "AND MY AXE!"
Azazel: "Thing is, I lose trust in people fairly quickly."
Contact: No, not your axe.
BadTimingGimli: "SHE HAS MY AXE"
Frisk: "Ah."
MettatonSEX: Well tell her to stop bitching.
Contact: She has no interest in the axe, she does not like to kill.
Frisk: "Also, nobody has your axe."
Jäger Leyline: like I give a shit
Hellaton: Yyyou probabably have your axe.
: High Priest Laharl [BadTimingGimli] is now High Priest Laharl [].
: ((Okay i'm done))
Azazel: "..."
Frisk: ((ok
: ((That was funny though, glad I got to make the gimli joke))
Azazel: "I'll see ya' in hell"
MettatonSEX: ((that was great
Azazel: "[sub]I know more than ya think, asshole[/sub]"
Azazel: -Goes back to his pentagram in the snow outside, and returns to hell-
Frisk: ((it was
Jäger Leyline: You don't a god damn thing pal
Contact: sighs. "The bad thing about esper prep... preparation is that she cannot rush this. Her mind is a finely tuned thing and she must get it ready to withhold the heavy tolls it may have on her mind."
Sinanju: -is somewhere-
MettatonSEX: ...Oh...
Contact: A boiling pot is not a nice place to be. There is usually one deity who likes to drive people mad.
Frisk: ((Amaria walks into Titania's room "you have no fucking glass on you, and you didn't lose an arm. good job."
Hellaton: .........
Frisk: "Okay?"
Contact: But... they are manageable. Most people who space travel train themselves to ignore it.
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MettatonSEX: .....Oh...
Frisk: "Ah."
Flowta: ((Back
Flowta: "Stupid fuckbot.."
Azazel: (( FUCK YEAH ))
MettatonSEX: locked her in the back room btw
Loni Leyline: -looks at Jager and walks away-
Azazel: (( found my 3ds ))
Flowta: ik
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Contact: It involves basically forcing yourself to hallucinate.
MettatonSEX: ....Okay?
Flowta: ((I saw a majoras mask 3ds lying on a piano unattended today
Frisk: "Mhm."
Contact: You'd want to hallucinate that the things the deities put in your mind are not there.
Loni Leyline: -walks over to Hellaton-
Hellaton: .....
Loni Leyline: can I ...stay with....you?
Flowta: grumbles angrily
Contact: ... It is your choice to follow us in or not..
Flowta: "YOU'RE GONNA GET VINED IN THE ASS, YOU KNOW THAT"
Hellaton: ......Lonnnnni... I ddon't ththink that I cccan llet you, nnnot forever...
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: We can let you stay temporarily.
MettatonSEX: Anyway. Alright.
Loni Leyline: just for....awhile...
Loni Leyline: I don't....want to be....around Jager
Hellaton: Okay.
MettatonSEX: Okay.
Frisk: "Okay."
Contact: ... One more question.
MettatonSEX: We'll let you stay as long as you need, and yes?
Frisk: "Mm?"
Hellaton: ....?
Contact: reaches towards their face. "You are not going to sell my name to the confederacy, yes?"
MettatonSEX: Not at all.
Hellaton: Iii woukdn't.
Loni Leyline: thank you
Frisk: "Me neither."
Loni Leyline: -sits next to Hella
Hellaton: Oof course...
Loni Leyline: -lies down on Hella-
MettatonSEX: ...Thank you so much for all your help.
Hellaton: -He holds Loni close.- Thhhank you...
Frisk: "Yeah, this means a lot."
Loni Leyline: for what?
Azazel: (( By the way, there's a reason Azazel's 'corpse counter' stayed at one ))
Flowta: "SUCK MY GREEN, NUTIENT RICH PISTIL YOU OVERSENSITIVE TIN FOIL COCK"
Contact: "Good." And with that, the contact folds their hood back, revealing a pair of solid green eyes framed by thick lashes, short and curly blonde hair, a pair of horns, and purple skin. Two fangs jut out from plump lips.
Flowta: idk if you can even hear her
Azazel: (( he wasn't kidding :D ))
Hellaton: ..Iii was tatalking to them, sorry.
Contact: "My name is Kezzamatine. I usually go by Kezza."
: Contact [Contact] is now Kezzamatine [Kezza].
MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton.
Frisk: "Nice to meet you."
Frisk: "I'm Frisk."
Loni Leyline: oh...nevermind -just snuggles up-
Hellaton: Iiii'm Hellaton... nnnice to meet you.
Jäger Leyline: ((where is Bread?
Kezza: -She honestly looks like she should be advertizing a free mmo.-
Frisk: ((Kezza: Frisk is a horrible name
Frisk: ((Frisk: Your name is worse
Frisk: ((Kezza: Fuck off, at least my name has a meaning
Hellaton: -He hugs Loni close.
Kezza: reaches out a hand. Looks like her joints are mainly covered in fur.
Frisk: ((Frisk: it doesn't
Kezza: Earth people like clasping their hands together and shaking them, right?
Flowta: ((Bread's dead baby
MettatonSEX: shakes her hand, firmly and quickly.
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Frisk: "Yep."
Flowta: ((Breaddy's dead
Jäger Leyline: ((sure seems like it
Kezza: Ah, good. I didn't mess up.
Flowta: ((Except he was on while u were asleep
Hellaton: -He does the same, though his is weaker.-
Flowta: ((And is probably on a plane now
: Flowta [Flowta] is now Silky [Silky].
Kezza: It is very nice to meet you.
Frisk: * She does the same.
Silky: I may bring her in tonight, I may not
Jäger Leyline: ((he going on vacation?
Silky: ((Idk
MettatonSEX: The feeling is mutual.
Frisk: * Around the same grip and speed as Metta's, too.
MettatonSEX: FIRMLY GRASP IT
Silky: ((Tl;dr ad missed his child's birth
Kezza: I am the eldest alpha of the Matine clan.
Kezza: ((i'm not surprised
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Jäger Leyline: ((Jeska's in labor hell right now
Silky: ((Labor for 2 weeks
Frisk: "Ah."
Silky: ((And he still misses it
Kezza: ((jeska hires fellby to be by her bedside 'cause at least that's someone there
MettatonSEX: ((ad and jeska's kid: it all started on the day i was born. both of my parents failed to show up.
Kezza: So... I am rather an important person.
MettatonSEX: I understand.
Hellaton: Yyeah...
Silky: ((You know something tells me I'm not supposed to be where I am
Silky: ((But I'm comfy
Frisk: "Mhm."
: Kezzamatine [Kezza] is now Kezza [Kezza].
Silky: ((Fuck up horribly/remain comfy
Jäger Leyline: ((still haven't thought of what the kid is gonig to be yet
Silky: ((Gote
MettatonSEX: ((a fish furry
Kezza: folds her claws together neatly, grinning. "So... what kind of meats do you have to offer here?"
Silky: ((Otherwise it would be an egg
Jäger Leyline: (A gote with gills?
Kezza: ((https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwimn4nI257NAhVULVIKHedXCHwQFggcMAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFur-bearing_trout&usg=AFQjCNEcFJYesHr-73pw8H7szIdOMYwOIA&sig2=Hi9XCpjpq16t0yf0IwAvMg&bvm=bv.124272578,d.aXo
Kezza: ((oh fuck
Silky: ((A gillgote
MettatonSEX: ....Uh... ask Grillby, he's the fire man behind the counter.
Kezza: ((https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fur-bearing_trout
Kezza: nods, standing up. She's only around 5'3".
MettatonSEX: ((kezza is taller than nicki minaj
Silky: it's gonna be fun to rp someone who barely speaks english
MettatonSEX: ((nicki minaj is 5'2"
Kezza: ((her thighs are thicker too
Frisk: ((kezza is better than nicki minaj
MettatonSEX: ((metta and hella have the thickest thighs
Frisk: ((they do
MettatonSEX: ((but can kezza rap
Kezza: jumps onto a barstool. "I require unseasoned meat, sir, preferably lean."
: Gimli: "AND MY AXE"
Kezza: ((I... don't know?
Kezza: No, I do not need your axe.
Frisk: * gimli you fuck
Mr. Diabolical: -walks in- HA HA I HAVE FOUND THEE ULTIMATE WEAPON
: Gimli: Unexpected Gimli strikes again.
MettatonSEX: ((hc: kezza can rap in their native language
Kezza: ((*her
MettatonSEX: ((ok, in her native language
Mr. Diabolical: -has a rolling pin in his hand
Kezza: ((she may not have a human gender but she uses her/hers pronouns when speaking in english
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Mr. Diabolical: wait no, its just a kitchen utensil.....
Kezza: ((her species has four sexes - "male" and "female" which are split up into Alpha and Betas
Frisk: ((alphas are more fuckable
Frisk: ((betas are ugly
MettatonSEX: decides to go sit by Kezza.
MettatonSEX: ((no
Silky: ((Beta revolution
Silky: ((Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
MettatonSEX: ((*dance dance
Kezza: ((alphas actually are more traditionally known as caretakers of children, while betas are more of the hunters
Frisk: ((ah
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Frisk: ((nice
Silky: is a very smol, very malnourished, very dirty gote child
Kezza: ((alphas also usually have more body fat while betas have more muscle
MettatonSEX: ((are alphas and betas interbreedable!
Silky: will come in when plot is done
Kezza: ((yes
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Grillby: -He delivers the meat.-
Silky: ((Mv asks that passionately
Kezza: ((alphas tend to have a shorter fertility window than betas
Silky: any plot? Anything that would be interrupted by her entrance?
Hellaton: -He moves to sit by Metta and Kezza. He set Loni on the couch and wrapped her in blankets.
Kezza: -Not really.-
MettatonSEX: ((how smol we talkin i like knowing character heights
Kezza: ((The Menaki, Kezza's race...
Kezza: ((uh
Frisk: * She's somewhat curious about Kezza, so she sits next to the trio.
Kezza: ((alphas are usually around 5' to 5'5"
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Kezza: ((betas are 4'5" to 5'
Silky: 2'5 ish, not as smol as maximum smol smolriel, but very smol
MettatonSEX: ((i was askin abt silky but nice
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Silky: is also 15 so
Kezza: seems to be tearing into that meat.
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Kezza: ((oh and before i forget
Kezza: [neutral pleasing ending achieved]
: ((heya
Frisk: [yay]
Kezza: [Kezza likes you. Unfortunately she is not a person who can predict the future and has no idea how tomorrow will go.]
Silky: a very smol, timid, dirty ass gote child enters through the bar. She's covered in dirt, blood, and what little clothing she has is in tatters. She quietly shuffles in, trying to avoid eye contact
Kezza: snifts the air. "... Terran blood."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -sees Silky- Oh my, do you need some help?[/color][/font]
Silky: is also skin and bones, fur completely shaved off
MettatonSEX: ...Uh.
: I'll get you some food[/color][/font]
Kezza: turns her gaze to the newcomer.
Silky: upon being noticed, she tried to run away
Frisk: ".. Weird."
Silky: stumbles
Kezza: You are hurt! Running will only hurt you - ah...
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Frisk-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: -He turns as well.- H-hhhey, are you okayy?
Loni Leyline: -is just sitting by herself, wrapped in a blanket
Silky: "Ngh.."
MettatonSEX: Are you okay?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I heard about what happened...[/color][/font]
Silky: looks at them
Frisk: "Yeah, are you alright?"
Frisk: "And also, I know."
Kezza: tears off pieces of her garment, ready to use it aas a bandage.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Silky, and takes some band-aids out of her hoodie pocket.-[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((Kezza is a Rutalian.
Hellaton: -He goes to help her up.-w-wwe won't huhurt you...
Silky: "No no no, don't want, no more.."
Silky: looks absolutely terrified
Frisk: "We're friendly people."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Wh-what's wrong...?[/color][/font]
Frisk: "There's no need to be scared."
Hellaton: * W-wwe won't huhurt you.
Silky: is backing away, she doesn't understand what you're saying
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I only want to help...[/color][/font]
Hellaton: -He crouches down.- Iiit's okay.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: ...She doesn't know English well, I think...[/color][/font]
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Kezza: ... Well, this is a problem.
Hellaton: Nnot going to hurt yyou.
: Gimli: "AND MY AXE"
Silky: "Bad.. bad.. no, don't want"
Azazel: (( So I'm gonna be playing robobot for the rest of my life now ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Why?[/color][/font]
Kezza: SHUT UP AXE MAN
: ((so am I
Silky: is covered in scars, fresh cuts, the works really
Hellaton: ...Nnnot bad. Tttryining to be good...
Silky: "G-good..?"
Hellaton: You need hhhhelp.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Helping you![/color][/font]
Hellaton: Yes.
Silky: "..."
Kezza: hands a few strips of cloth to Hellaton. "Here."
Frisk: "We want you to feel comfortable."
Hellaton: has a hand extended to help her up.
Silky: timidly stands up and shuffles over
Hellaton: takes the cloth.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -has a paw extended to help her up-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ....Ppplease stay ssstill.
Silky: took sunny's hand, hers are covered in callouses
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Sit with me.[/color][/font]
Hellaton: begins to wrap Silky's wounds, secure but not too tight.
Silky: is trembling
Hellaton: having four arms is pretty damn handy
Silky: HANDY
: ((*badumtss*
Hellaton: ((THATS THE JOKE YOU GOT IT CONGRATS
Silky: ((Ahhh fuck.. might have another situation to deal with later..
Frisk: ((I ALSO GOT IT
Hellaton: finishes wrapping her wounds.
: ((SO DID I
Hellaton: ((oh no
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -gets her a glass of water-[/color][/font]
Silky: ((Maybe.. I dunno
Silky: ((Hopefully not
Hellaton: ((i hope not
Frisk: ((yeah that's bad
Silky: ((But if so it could go very very badly
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Frisk- I have something Important to tell you later...[/color][/font]
Silky: looks at the glass
Kezza: pauses for a moment, then turns to Grillby. "I think this is an herbivore, yes? They need plant matter."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Silky- For you.[/color][/font]
Frisk: "Okay."
Silky: has never seen a glass before in her life, so she just sets it down and licks out of it, lik
: Gimli: "[sub]And my axe[/sub]"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -gets a glass for herself- Like this![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -takes a sip-[/color][/font]
Silky: "..."
Silky: tries
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -cleans up if she spills-[/color][/font]
Silky: takes a very sloppy sip
Hellaton: will catch the glass if she drops it.
Frisk: "You're doing good so far."
Silky: she doesn't, but her shaking isn't making it easy to drink
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -takes off her jacket and puts it around her- Help you warm up.[/color][/font]
Kezza: Do you think she could handle a straw?
MettatonSEX: Dunno.
Frisk: "Maybe."
Silky: takes the jacket, that much she understands
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -goes to get a blanket- Also for you! -gives it to her-[/color][/font]
Silky: ((Til byrnhildr and sigfried are based on the opera gotterdammerung
Silky: ((The weapons that is
: BIONIC_DOG's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((Laharl then roleplays Legolas))
Silky: takes that as well, she's probably run out of water from spilling/drinking
Kezza: goes to get her more water.
: And his axe.
Hellaton: Aaare you feeling okayyy?
Silky: "..."
Frisk: "Are you feeling better than before?"
Frisk: "That's important."
Kezza: Of course she is not, look at the thing. She is severly malnourished.
Frisk: "Then we need to get her food."
Hellaton: ....
Azazel: (( Death #1: Realizing Robobot armor only has one mid air jump ))
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: -He decides to get her a buttspie. That's the only food other than ass I can think of rn.-
Kezza: Ah, perhaps it would be best to stick to something simpler.
Silky: looks at it
: ((I just sat on my balls by accident
: ((Huuuuuuuurts
Silky: ((Hah
MettatonSEX: ....Yeah true.
MettatonSEX: .....Later. Uh.
Frisk: ((well then
Silky: cocks her head, not knowing what it is
MettatonSEX: -Well then i guess a sandwich first-
Hellaton: .....Iit's... a pie. It hehelps heal ssssadness, I ththink.
Kezza: pulls a pouch out of what appears to be her bosom. "Here is a simple plant-based protien, if it helps."
MettatonSEX: ...Thats much better actually.
Silky: still doesn't know what to do with it
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Kezza: Tastes awful, but that is my need for meat speaking.
Hellaton: takes the pouch and a spoon. He takes a spoonful from the bag.
Hellaton: Iiit is for yyyou to eat.
Silky: still not knowing quite what to do, eats it hesitantly
Frisk: "There you go."
Hellaton: offers a soft smile.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Frisk: * Even though she kind of isn't doing anything, she smiles a bit to show that Silky was doing a good job.
Kezza: smiles softly as well.
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Frisk: ((Silky: Do... eat.. human souls?))
Frisk: ((Frisk: no
Hellaton: ((metta: do not eat souls
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((Frisk: don't do what my dad once faked))
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Silky: oh you don't know how accurate that is
Kezza: ((oh my god
Frisk: ((oh no
Kezza: ((... now that begs the question: do aliens have souls
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Kezza: ((i'm leaning towards yes
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Frisk: ((me too
Hellaton: ((depends on the species
Silky: continues eating I guess
Frisky: ((the aliens here have souls
Frisky: ((and big dicks
Silky: ((The only species to canonically have no souls in ut are gingers
Kezza: ((... that's both accurate in kezza's case
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: ((Kezza is ginger?))
Kezza: ((no she has a dick. or rather, a pseudophallus
: ((So she's a soulles alien with a futa dick and a ginger))
: ((K.))
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Kezza: ((it's more of a dominance thing than a reproductive thing
Frisk: ((ah
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: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800](( dominance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/color][/font]
Silky: ((Kezza is a hyena confirmed
Kezza: ((yeah, basically
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Frisk- So, that thing I wanted to tell you...[/color][/font]
Frisk: "Mm?"
: Can[/color][/font]
: ((Ignore that
Frisk: ((Sunny: I'm actually 19 and I live in Hogwarts and my boyfriend is Draco
Frisk: ((Frisk: ...... -pulls out decorative knife-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: C-can you teach me how to be a Pokémon trainer...?[/color][/font]
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Gimli: "AND MY AXE!"
Kezza: stares at the stout little man. "What is it with you and your axe?"
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Frisk: "Erm.. well.. I don't know if I can do that. Look, my Pokémon team is gone for some reason and I think the timeline got sent back in time? I don't know."
Silky: if hella's still feeding her, she's eating
Frisk: "If I get my Pokémon team back, I don't see why not."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: O-Oh... Alright![/color][/font]
Frisk: ((dick
Frisk: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Silky: smells horrible, btw
Frisk: * does silky smell like a nine year old used wank sock
Hellaton: is
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Silky- You need a bath.[/color][/font]
Silky: smells like a goat who's lived in literal shit for 15 years and never had a bath that whole time
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: You REALLY NEED a bath.[/color][/font]
Silky: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I can help if you want.[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kezza: Do we have a tub here?
: Gimli: "AND MY AXE!"
MettatonSEX: ...There's a huge sink in the kitchen.
Frisk: "Gimli, please stop."
Frisk: "Also, the sink could work."
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: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]I suppose there's a bath here if there's a bedroom...[/color][/font]
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Kezza: nods, heading to the kitchen.
: ((that was sunny
MettatonSEX: -He follows-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -looks for one. Does she find one? I'll flip a coin I guess.-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: there is a sink in the kitchen that has worked before
: ((what size is Silky
Silky: is 2'5
Kezza: ((gaster took a bath in the sink it'll work
: ((Times new roman in the streets))
: ((Wingding in the sheets))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -towers over her by exactly 2 feet-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ((me
Hellaton: and Metta are taller than her by exactly 1 Kezza.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -gets the water to a comfortable tem parade-[/color][/font]
: ((AUTOCORRECT
Kezza: ((TEM PARADE
Hellaton: ((tem parade
: ((though i suppose that would be adorable
Alphys: (tem parade)
Hellaton: ((welcome to the tem parade
Kezza: ((although adorable it isn't needed rn
Silky: is the current smollest gote
: ((http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw but with Temmies
: ((That pickup line translates to:))
: (("Professional in the streets"))
Kezza: looks around for soap.
: (("Using a lot of hands and foreign objects in the sheets"))
: Gimli: Gimli offers his axe. Is that soap?
MettatonSEX: -He pulls out soap, shampoo, and conditioner.-
Kezza: ((that is a nice description of gaster's sex life
Silky: ((Gtg
Frisk: * wait is silky naked
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Frisk: ((oh.
: ((rip
Frisk: ((uh
Kezza: -If it's axe body wash, yeah - oh[
Hellaton: ((bring an airplane into bed
Kezza: ((tsundereplane
: ((yanderocket
Kezza: ((kuudercopter
Hellaton: ((*yandelimo
: Gimli: I mean, theres axe body wash impaled on the end of the axe.
: Gimli: So.
: ((I started yandelimo so long ago
Frisk: ((Where's Legolas?))
: ((LEGOLAND
: ((i heard a test-to-speech thing pronounce it lee-go-lund once
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: {I wonder when Terarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararara will come back...}[/color][/font]
Frisk: * oh no
: ((*Terrarararararararararara etc.
: Gimli: {You misses like six Arararara}
: ((ara ara
Kezza: sighs and heads back out to the bar. She considers ordering a milkshake but remembers she cannot digest Terran dairy producks.
Kezza: ((orororororora
Hellaton: ((yare yare daze
: ((rero rero rero
Frisk: * She has to admit, she's a little bored.
: Gimli: So far Kezza is a ginger soulless futa alien thats also lactose intolerant.
: Gimli: Goddamn.
Hellaton: ((MUDAMUDAMUDA
: ((wa wa wasuremono~
Hellaton: ((dorararararara
: (( Ryuu ga waga teki go fuck yourself ))
Hellaton: ((オラオラオラオラオラオラオラ
Kezza: ((she's not ginger tho
: (( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QyMXAu-kt0
Kezza: ((let me try to find a picture of her
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: {Terrarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararara}[/color][/font]
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Kezza: ((okay, this is a rather old ref but here: http://prntscr.com/bexr7l
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Kezza: ((i've slightly redesigned her a couple times - i need to draw her a bit more thicker, and with her claws
Jäger Leyline: walks back into the bar after a while
Frisk: ((nice
: ((brb
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Kezza: ((and i need a ref for her winter coat of fur
Kezza: ((which comes in all over her body
: (( https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5860634/il_570xN.313487617.jpg Here you go. ))
Kezza: ((... accurate
Frisk: ((10/10
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: ((Anyway, Imma go prepare Reborn stuff))
Kezza: ((Okay, cool
Hellaton: ((ok
Kezza: ((I may go to bed early tonight, just fyi
Hellaton: ((same
: ((Come to the Arc Rearctor if you want to do shenanigans and such))
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Hellaton: ((i will, but after that im going to bed bc i gotta get up for a con
: ((K.))
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Jäger Leyline: (what type of con?
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Hellaton: ((an anime con
Hellaton: ((im going to the arc reactor
Jäger Leyline: ((cosplaying at all?
Vaati: ((yes as this asshole
: ((i might want to join in on reborn shenanigans
Jäger Leyline: (nice
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Jäger Leyline: (I've cosplayed only once is me life
Jäger Leyline: in my*
: ((Calling it))
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: ((Gundam))
Jäger Leyline: (nope
: ((I cosplayed Lucas once
: ((that's the only time I've ever cosplayed
Jäger Leyline: (I cosplayed as the legend himself, Big Boss
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Jäger Leyline: (if I could though, I definetly would have done a Gunda
Jäger Leyline: Gundam*
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Azazel: (( Wait what ))
Jäger Leyline: (what?
Azazel: (( You cosplayed as BB? That's so cool ))
Jäger Leyline: ((yeah MGS3
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -runs to the couch, and does a fancy handspring onto it-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: ((its easy to do and I grow facial hair like a viking so it was easy, add a few scars, some make up, and done
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Azazel: (( Wow ))
Jäger Leyline: ((you can get most of the stuff from an army navy surplus store, tiger strip camo pants and jacket, parachute harness, a holster, few pouches, and black long sleeve under armor
Jäger Leyline: ((the eye batch and bandana are the hardest cuz fake eye patches look bad and too big
Jäger Leyline: patch*
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: ...It's lonely around here...[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: is in the bar
Jäger Leyline: hey
Loni Leyline: -is also in the bar, just away from Jager-
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Jäger Leyline: (rip everyone
Jäger Leyline: (JAlphys have you ever cosplayed?
Jäger Leyline: (what about you timey? have you?
Alphys: (i have a rose quartz cosplay, but it's still a WIP
: ((I've cosplayed Laharl once.))
: ((From Disgaea))
: ((It took forever cause I had to find this body plate. To make it look like I have a bare chest))
Jäger Leyline: (((fun
Jäger Leyline: ((no one is around on a friday
Alphys: (i actually made props for the cosplay in school so imagine this kid casually walking around school with a giant pink broadsword)
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Silky: ((Hi
Silky: ((I am having a fucking wonderful time right now
Silky: ((Oh yay and the toriel sticker on my phone got jacked up that's just another thing fuck
: ((We're doing Reborn in the Arc Reactor))
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Silky: ((Ok
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Bender: ((Did you know that the chance of any single reality existing in an infinite multiverse is about 63%))
Bender: ((We've been assuming that it would be 100% but math says ~63%))
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Barchar: (h)
Barchar: (hi*)
Silky: ((Hi
Silky: ((Niles kidnapped smol
Silky: ((And hella ripped off one of flowta's petals
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Barchar: FUCK
Silky: is in the bar now
Barchar: there's a barchar fist-shaped hole in the wall and 's very angry ghost girl floating around and screaming angrush
Barchar: who dat
Silky: is a 2'5, 15 year old, malnourished, dirty, beat up, barely alive gote child covered in blood, dirt, and other nasty things that can't speak much english
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Silky: if barchar can tell, her and niles and ytori are all from the same timeline
Bender: -barges in-
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Barchar: can't but alright
Bender: Whadda do, floo-
Barchar: there's a limp body and that in here
Bender: Wait a second. You aren't my floozies. Where the hell am I?
Silky: are we still in bathtime limbo
Silky: was being bathed
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Bender: -sees the limp body-
Bender: -gasps-
Bender: Nobody's even looted this thing yet! BONUS!
Barchar: pops back in. "Don't think about it, robot."
Bender: -jumps-
Bender: Who the hell are you?
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Barchar: "I mean, I guess...its too late for that, but still."
★ Titania: * She casually walks into the bar.
Barchar: "Barchar. You're bender."
Silky: well she's hiding
★ Titania: "Oh, hey Bender." She sits down at the same booth as she sat at a few hours ago.
Bender: -flexes- I see my skills have made me particularly famous. As I should be.
★ Titania: "Eh."
★ Titania: "You're on a decent TV show, actually."
★ Titania: "Where I'm from."
Bender: I wouldn't call Calculon's shitfest decent.
Bender: ((>futurama
Bender: ((>decent
★ Titania: "Well, there's a TV show named Futurama."
Bender: ((u wot m8
Barchar: "Not what she meant."
★ Titania: ((that's titania
Jäger Leyline: (oi
★ Titania: "You're in it."
Barchar: "You're the best part of it, really."
★ Titania: * She leans back against her seat.
Bender: -gasps-
Jäger Leyline: walks back in, now in a large power armour suit
Bender: You mean... You mean...
★ Titania: "You're sort of my favorite character from it. Maybe because you're a robot, I don't know."
Barchar: "Or were for about 30 minutes before I hated it and everything it stands for, because that's what happens when you watch something hundreds of times a year."
Barchar: "But, you know."
Bender: My friends-air quotes- and Zoidberg are all actors?!
Barchar: "...yes."
★ Titania: "Well, somebody draws all of you."
Barchar: "Very famous actors."
Bender: . . .
★ Titania: "And animates all of you."
★ Titania: "He really likes you guys."
Bender: Well, I knew it would take a great actor to pretend to find me morally dubious.
Barchar: "Or just-okay, I was trying to not jump straight into the 'fictional character' thing."
★ Titania: "I never said he was fictional."
Silky: the room stinks like shit
Barchar: when dies it not? "
Bender: You're a fictional character.
★ Titania: "Somebody was inspired by him and his friends and animated a TV show off of it."
Silky: or, more like someone who hasn't taken a bath in 15 years
★ Titania: * She glances over to Jäger. "Also, cool suit."
Barchar: "In some Universe, yes, most likely."
Bender: -chugs a beer-
Barchar: "Welcome to the multiverse, Rodriguez. Have fun."
Jäger Leyline: thanks hot stuff
Bender: Well you're in a tv show where I come from.
★ Titania: "That suit of armor is the only thing cool about you, not gonna lie."
Jäger Leyline: has been in the suit the entire time since he woke up
Bender: I haven't seen it myself but it apparently has the dumbest floozy of all time!
Bender: -storms out-
Barchar: "Seems like a boring TV show to me, with a side character that's omnipresent."
Silky: smells fucking awful
Jäger Leyline: really? bet I can show you another things thats damn cool about me
Bender: -pokes his head back in-
★ Titania: "Oh, really? Just try to impress me, showoff."
Barchar: "...jesus. I was being sincere, too."
Bender: Can I still loot the body?
Barchar: "I don't have anything worth looting."
★ Titania: * She crosses her arms.
Barchar: "Sorry, flat broke."
Bender: Damn.
Jäger Leyline: leans in
Bender: -leaves-
Jäger Leyline: its gonna require a comfy bed
Silky: wait isn't titania a kid
Barchar: "Oh my God, you are such a douchebag."
★ Titania: * She punches Jäger's helmet with her fist. Damn.
★ Titania: * she's FOURTEEN
Silky: RIP
Jäger Leyline: ((wait since when?
★ Titania: ((since i started roleplaying titania
Jäger Leyline: ((when did she deduce in age?
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★ Titania: ((i've said this before
★ Titania: ((REBORN WAS SENT BACK
Jäger Leyline: ((never saw that
★ Titania: ((TEN YEARS
★ Titania: ((BACK IN TIME
★ Titania: ((BY TEAM METEOR
Jäger Leyline: ((well maybe se was in her 30s
★ Titania: ((She's canonically around 23 - 24
Barchar: (clearly nkt)
★ Titania: ((I think))
Jäger Leyline: ((also never saw the amount of years
Jäger Leyline: -retcon that then
★ Titania: "So?"
Silky: aside from that, THE BAR SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE DIED SO
★ Titania: "Are you going to impress me or what?"
Jäger Leyline: No
Jäger Leyline: I'm not gonna waste my time on you
★ Titania: "Hah."
★ Titania: "Fuck off, then."
Jäger Leyline: you're the twat
★ Titania: "Oh?"
Jäger Leyline: plus I was jsut standing here
★ Titania: "Want to try me?"
Barchar: looks at Silky. "Do they not have baths in your dimension?"
Jäger Leyline: sure feel free to punch a power armour exoskeleton made from Tungsten
Barchar: is this fallout power armor?
Silky: backs up a bit, "..."
Jäger Leyline: ((looks like http://pre05.deviantart.net/5163/th/pre/i/2014/260/f/f/rifts_ng_lynx_commando_power_armor_by_chuckwalton-d7zkm0f.jpg
Silky: looks very, very scared
Barchar: "...uh..."
★ Titania: "This argumenr is already over. There's no need for your shining armor here."
Jäger Leyline: ((its a life support suit also
★ Titania: argument*
Barchar: isn't sure how to make her not scared
Jäger Leyline: you're just made cuz you cant win against me and you know it
Silky: "You.. good?"
★ Titania: "Oh?"
★ Titania: * She sends out Aggron. Then Skarmory. Then Aegislash. She holds Aegislash's sword and shield.
Barchar: "Yes." she said, nodding. "I won't hurt you."
★ Titania: "Would you like to try me."
Silky: "..."
Silky: calms down a bit
★ Titania: "I'd suggest you'd fuck off and stop insulting me."
Jäger Leyline: Can't fight one on one?
Barchar: pays attention to titania and Jager. She kinda wants to get some popcorn
★ Titania: "Fine."
Jäger Leyline: I suggest you stop starting shit
Jäger Leyline: you don't know when to back down
★ Titania: * She returns her Pokémon.
★ Titania: "I don't know when to back down? I'll back down when you stop insulting me."
★ Titania: "This is getting childish already."
★ Titania: "And I'm not one to back down, mind you." She stands up. "Now, what will it be?"
Jäger Leyline: Yes cuz I'm the one that walked up to someone and made the first insult...dumbass
★ Titania: "Hah."
★ Titania: "That's because you insulted me earlier."
Jäger Leyline: what you're name that everyone makes fun of?
★ Titania: "Titania Andersen."
Jäger Leyline: then you got a list of people you should be fighting right now
★ Titania: "..."
Jäger Leyline: drop the stupid prideful act and get over
Jäger Leyline: it
★ Titania: "I don't fight those other people because they're not that big of assholes."
★ Titania: "Now, you? You're trying to be an adult."
Barchar: "Quit being a fuckface, Jager."
Jäger Leyline: I am, its you that dwells on petty shit
★ Titania: "No I don't."
Jäger Leyline: yet here you are
★ Titania: "I'm just angry because you can't drop it."
Jäger Leyline: when you can just walk away
★ Titania: "Why can't you walk away?"
★ Titania: "Like, seriously."
Jäger Leyline: because I'm waiting for someone and you started this conversation
Jäger Leyline: I was minding my own damn business
★ Titania: "Then go ahead and wait for someone."
Jäger Leyline: so you can piss off already
★ Titania: "And stop talking to me."
★ Titania: "..."
★ Titania: * She makes the "throat cut" sign with her fingers.
★ Titania: "Fine."
Jäger Leyline: you know whaty
Jäger Leyline: fine fight me
★ Titania: "Hm?"
★ Titania: "You really want me to fight you?"
★ Titania: "No, I can't."
Jäger Leyline: -the armor opens up and it reveals Jager
Jäger Leyline: he has no limbs
Silky: has backed up from them as far as she can
★ Titania: "Hm."
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Jäger Leyline: well heres your chance
★ Titania: "Now you're trying to make me feel sorry for you."
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★ Titania: "Look."
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★ Titania: "I made a promise to someone that I won't get in a fight here."
★ Titania: "I won't break that promise."
★ Titania: "Since you're incapable of fucking off, I'll back off myself."
★ Titania: * She sits back down.
Jäger Leyline: said person who just drew weapons
★ Titania: "I put them away."
Jäger Leyline: you'll never keep that promise at this rate
★ Titania: "..."
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★ Titania: "I won't break the damn promise! You don't know anything about me, really."
★ Titania: "So drop it."
★ Titania: "The promise was between me and someone I care about."
★ Titania: "So, don't even."
Jäger Leyline: its funny you think you know a single thing about me
★ Titania: "I don't."
★ Titania: "I'll admit that."
★ Titania: "Now drop it."
★ Titania: "Now."
Jäger Leyline: I did 5 minutes ago
Jäger Leyline: the rest is up to you
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★ Titania: "Why are you still talking to me, then!"
★ Titania: "..."
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Jäger Leyline: its not like you have to respond
★ Titania: "You're being immature about this. Say that you'll drop it and leave me alone."
★ Titania: "Okay?"
Jäger Leyline: smiles, "you're getting a kick out of this aren't oyu
Jäger Leyline: I already told you I did
★ Titania: "You haven't left me alone."
★ Titania: "Do it."
Jäger Leyline: Sorry, not leaving this spot
★ Titania: * She gets up, and walks over to Jäger. She then socks him right in the face, before walking outside into the snow.
Jäger Leyline: knew you couldn't keep that promise
Jäger Leyline: the suit closes back up and he just stands there
Barchar: "Wow."
★ Titania: * She walks back into the bar. "A fight qualifies as two people fighting physically."
★ Titania: "You didn't hit me back."
Barchar: "You're both assholes."
★ Titania: ".. Well, gee, thanks."
Jäger Leyline: lightly pushes her
Jäger Leyline: there promise broken
Barchar: "Why do you keep digging"
★ Titania: "..."
★ Titania: * She leaves the bar again through the front door.
Jäger Leyline: that was fun
★ Titania: "BY THE WAY, I'M ONLY AN ASSHOLE WHEN MY BUTTONS ARE PRESSED."
Jäger Leyline: you got too many buttons then
★ Titania: * She doesn't hear Jäger.
Jäger Leyline: she'll learn
Jäger Leyline: looks at BC
Jäger Leyline: hows it going?
★ Titania: * She sends out Amaria. The Piplup, not the actual character.
★ Titania: "Well, we haven't introduced properly yet."
★ Titania: "I named you Amaria, so that's what I'll be calling you from now on."
Barchar: "Not great."
Jäger Leyline: oh?
★ Titania: "Nice to meet you, I'm Titania. I hope we can see each other many times in the forseeable future."
Barchar: "A child I cared about got kidnapped by the dick that took the soul of somebody else I cared about."
Jäger Leyline: sucks
Jäger Leyline: gonna get em back?
★ Titania: * She returns Piplup, and goes back inside.
Barchar: "And, yesterday, I got teleported to the forest and went through something that, if I slept, would give me nightmares."
★ Titania: "That's bad."
Barchar: "The second I figure out where that fuckface lives, you fucking bet."
Jäger Leyline: The Forest?
Jäger Leyline: most of it burned down
Barchar: "It's in the gaston timeline."
Jäger Leyline: I know
Barchar: "...waiy, what?"
★ Titania: "Interesting."
Jäger Leyline: A Demon Knight
Barchar: "Is frisk okay? All the other people living there?"
Jäger Leyline: was after Loni,
Jäger Leyline: I put her there to be safe,......seems it wasnt enough
★ Titania: "Didn't he call 'Loni' his daughter?"
Jäger Leyline: many perished
★ Titania: "He didn't seem to be harmful."
Jäger Leyline: ((where is Titania?
Barchar: "...fuck."
★ Titania: ((the bar
★ Titania: ((i made a message
★ Titania: ((about her going back inside
Jäger Leyline: ((ah
Jäger Leyline: ((too much red
Jäger Leyline: (colour blind
★ Titania: ((ah
★ Titania: "Have you ever seen him actually hurt 'Loni'?"
Jäger Leyline: ((I know, the diagnosis came completely out of the green
Barchar: "Not really. Why?"
Jäger Leyline: No
Jäger Leyline: and thats not true
Jäger Leyline: its not her father
★ Titania: "How do you know he wants to hurt Loni?"
★ Titania: "You haven't seen him do anything to her yet."
★ Titania: "Maybe he's just an avengeful father."
★ Titania: "Also, you have no evidence to disprove it."
Jäger Leyline: A big knight that can't die just randomly swings blades at Azalea, Hywel, Fanta, and I comes out of nowhere and takes Loni away
Jäger Leyline: likely wants her for some demon sacrifice
Barchar: "Rather does sound like a bad thing to me."
Jäger Leyline: besides shes my sister
★ Titania: "What if you're exaggarating this because you dislike me?"
★ Titania: "That story doesn't feel right."
★ Titania: "What if he's misunderstood?"
★ Titania: "
★ Titania: "He thinks his daughter is being held back from him."
★ Titania: "Therefore, he retaliates."
★ Titania: "Anymore evidence?"
Jäger Leyline: Dad didn't die some some horrible death that would want to make him want revenge
Jäger Leyline: he had a heart attack on the shitter
★ Titania: * She laughs.
★ Titania: "Really?"
★ Titania: "That's a lie. I know it is."
Jäger Leyline: and he wasn't extactly the best father ever
Jäger Leyline: you don't know shit
★ Titania: "First of all, you don't sound sad."
★ Titania: "Second of all, on the shitter?"
Barchar: "People have heart attacks whole popping, titania."
Jäger Leyline: yes because I would be sad that my abusive father died
Barchar: "It may not be dignified, but the universe doesn't particularly fare about that."
★ Titania: "He's your father, tin man."
★ Titania: "Even if he was "abusive", he was still your father."
★ Titania: "That's my two cents on this."
★ Titania: * She sits down.
Jäger Leyline: Hes a man that beat me on a daily basis, usually in a drunken rage
Jäger Leyline: do you have any idea what that is like little miss know it all?
★ Titania: "..."
Barchar: "Titania, you can't MAKE him feel sad about this."
Barchar: "That's just...shitty. Frankly."
★ Titania: * She's ignoring both Barchar and Jäger.
Jäger Leyline: Never would have thought going to war at 13 would be my saving moment
★ Titania: "Why are you both still talking to me about it?"
★ Titania: "I already ended my two cents on it."
Jäger Leyline: whatever, I don't care what you think
★ Titania: "Cool."
Jäger Leyline: Loni is the only thing that matters to me
Barchar: shrugs. "It distracts me from flying into a rage again mostly."
★ Titania: "Tin man, remember this - if you're lying to your sister about this, you're going to lose her. I'm just saying."
★ Titania: "That's all."
★ Titania: "Don't say anything back to me."
★ Titania: "If you do, I'll ignore you."
Jäger Leyline: Fuck you
★ Titania: * She smiles, and shrugs.
Jäger Leyline: I'm actually a bit surprised
★ Titania: * She sends out her Skarmory.
★ Titania: * She begins showing it affection, et cetera et cetera.
★ Titania: * She's ignoring Jäger.
Jäger Leyline: doesn't give a shit
Jäger Leyline: so BC
Jäger Leyline: need some help?
Barchar: "I'll probably need it when it comes time to go kill the dick."
Barchar: "Right now, though, I don't know where he is."
Jäger Leyline: sure, sounds easy
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Barchar: "Oh, I'm sure he's either secretly super powerful or creating some superweapon."
Jäger Leyline: the usual bad guy thing?
Barchar: "But we'll see how that works when I'm slamming his head on a desk until it cracks."
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Barchar: shrugs. "Pretty much."
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Jäger Leyline: hey you seen Jeska recently?
Barchar: "He apparently wants to absorb all the 'atrocity's souls."
Barchar: "Couple days ago."
Jäger Leyline: shes at the hospital
Jäger Leyline: giving birth
Barchar: "Oh, well, shit."
Barchar: "Hope that goes well."
★ Titania: * She returns Skarmory. "Oh, that's nice."
★ Titania: "I also hope it goes well."
: Silky [Silky] is now Toriel [Toriel].
Jäger Leyline: wonder what its going to be
Toriel: ((Owait
: Toriel [Toriel] is now Silky [Silky].
★ Titania: ((hasn't jukon been giving birth for several days at this point
Silky: did someone actually say niles
Jäger Leyline: ((trying to wait for bread
Silky: ((I did that and fanta slept for 6 days
Jäger Leyline: ((otherwise she is just chilling at the hospital until it actually happens
Jäger Leyline: ((yeah,
Silky: winced a bit at the word atrocity
Silky: you're lucky nobody actually said niles
Silky: or... Some other names
★ Titania: * is silky in the bar rn
★ Titania: * or in the bath still
Silky: bar
Silky: got no bath
★ Titania: * oh
Silky: wouls violently oppose being put in a bath
Jäger Leyline: Dude, I'm in a sealed suit
Jäger Leyline: and I can still smell that
★ Titania: * She casually slides over to Silky. "Hey."
Silky: hasn't bathed in 15 years baby
Silky: "..."
Silky: is very timid looking
Barchar: notes at her wincing.
★ Titania: "Oh, you're not a talker? That's fine."
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Silky: no habla mucho ingles
★ Titania: ((Imagine if Silky was naked, the pink tits))
Silky: ((Shaved bald all over
★ Titania: ((Bald tits
Silky: ((Bald gote tiddy
Silky: dont have no tiddy tho, its hard to grow tiddy when you only get fed once every week
★ Titania: "So, what's your name?"
Silky: "N-name.. silky.."
Silky: "187"
★ Titania: "I'll just call you Silky, then."
★ Titania: "I'm known as Titania."
Silky: nods
Jäger Leyline: sits down and takes out a large rifle, starts working on it
Silky: welp
★ Titania: ".. Sorry about that fight with me and that guy earlier."
Silky: is jager anywhere near silky?
Silky: "..."
★ Titania: "I tend to get a little angry sometimes when I'm blatantly insulted."
★ Titania: "Anyways, nice to meetcha."
Jäger Leyline: is the the bar,
Silky: does not understand a damn thing you just said but nods anyway
Jäger Leyline: likely close to the jukebox
Silky: doesn't notice the gun
★ Titania: * 10/10
Silky: good for her
★ Titania: "Did you understand what I just said?"
Silky: "..."
★ Titania: "I mean, it's fine if you don't."
Silky: doesn't understand that either
Silky: knows like 40 words
★ Titania: ".. Do you know my name at least?"
Silky: "Titan..ya?"
★ Titania: "Oh, nono, it's Tie-tane-ee-aa. You almost knew it."
Silky: nods
Silky: "Ti..tane..eea"
★ Titania: "Great! You got it."
Silky: nods
★ Titania: "You understand it now."
★ Titania: ((I feel like Titania thinks of Silky more as a Pokémon and therefore is fairly nice))
Silky: well she can say her own name
★ Titania: "I'll go ahead and leave you to what you were doing, Silky."
★ Titania: "Bye."
★ Titania: * She gets up and walks over to Jäger. "What are you making?"
Silky: "Bye.."
Jäger Leyline: nothing
Jäger Leyline: checking my rifle
★ Titania: "Got it."
★ Titania: "You have a rifle? Heh, you had the chance to blast my head off."
Jäger Leyline: I got more than rifle
Jäger Leyline: this is actually a Mega Particle Cannon
Jäger Leyline: thats just too long to say
★ Titania: "Alright then."
Jäger Leyline: the suit has four other ranged weapons integrated into it
Jäger Leyline: plus two beam sabers
★ Titania: "Looks like you have a brain, then. That's good to know."
Jäger Leyline: I know how to fight
Jäger Leyline: beem doing if for the past 10 years sttaight
★ Titania: "Which is why you have a brain."
★ Titania: "I'm talented with swords."
★ Titania: "And Pokémon."
Jäger Leyline: no such thing as pokemon back home
Jäger Leyline: plenty of swords though
★ Titania: * She sends out Aggron. "In case you didn't know already, she is one of my Pokémon."
Jäger Leyline: yep
★ Titania: * DeLa doesn't seem to like Jäger.
: Silky's connection timed out.
★ Titania: "And she doesn't like you, either."
Jäger Leyline: doesnt care
Jäger Leyline: don't care
★ Titania: "I know."
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: Silky's connection timed out.
★ Titania: "Thankfully, I'm her trainer so she won't use head smash on you and likely dent your armor."
★ Titania: * She returns Aggron.
Jäger Leyline: okay
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Jäger Leyline: you know
Jäger Leyline: I meet someone who kind of looks like you
Jäger Leyline: she was older though
★ Titania: "Eh."
★ Titania: "That was likely me in the future."
★ Titania: "Trust me, I know."
Jäger Leyline: oh?
★ Titania: "Blame the multiverse, I have no idea."
★ Titania: "All I know is that my future self came here."
Jäger Leyline: wonder if what you do now affects the future you
★ Titania: * She shrugs.
★ Titania: "Don't talk to me about it, please."
★ Titania: "I would rather not get spoiled about myself."
: Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].
Frisk: * FUCK
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania].
Jäger Leyline: You turn into horrible beast that gets her own TV show and runs around farting on everything
Jäger Leyline: for some reason comedy died in the future
★ Titania: "... That's not funny."
: Silky's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: could have made up a worse scenario
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Jäger Leyline: actually you're international sex symbol and the most desired lady in the world
Jäger Leyline: while being a spokesperson for pokemon
★ Titania: "I'm supposed to be a Pokémon trainer, not a spokesperson."
★ Titania: "Besides, I don't there are any that I know of."
Jäger Leyline: wait no, I'm thinking of Mettaton
★ Titania: "Okay then?"
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Jäger Leyline: continues to prep
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: Silky [Silky] is now ??? [].
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: "Heeeey, there's my babies~"
: "It's that time of the week, kiddos!"
Jäger Leyline: looks up
: I'm being hinty dammit
: This is not here
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Jäger Leyline: is ruining the moment
: "I hope you're hungry, got some good stuff today"
: "...I wanna go home.."
: "AGH"
: "What did I tell you about talking?"
: "..."
: "Good boy"
: *snap*
: "Remember next time."
: "No food for 314, Asriel, was it?"
: "I think I'll call you loudmouth"
: "Sounds like a good name for a little prick like you"
: ??? [] is now Silky [Silky].
Jäger Leyline: don't you have a home to go to? its getting late?
Silky: "...?"
Silky: does she look like she has a home
Jäger Leyline: -said that to non tits
Silky: oh ok
Silky: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/ByTheMods someone let me mod this so
Silky: ((I gave it some slarv charm
Jäger Leyline: (( well I'm out, gonna see a movie
★ Titania: "Not really. I'm currently in my own room in Reborn."
Silky: ((Cya
★ Titania: ((bye
★ Titania: "Anyways, I'm gonna go now."
★ Titania: * She decides to leave the bar.
★ Titania: ((i'm going to bed
: Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Silky: ((Welp
: ((i'm sorry slarv but
Silky: ((Ik
Silky: ((Rip me
: ((you're gonna be the last one left
Silky: ((Nah dd's still here
: ((our last hope
: ((well dd's a rotting corpse rn
: ((anyways bye
Silky: ((Bye
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Erron: ((YO
Silky: ((Ohai
Erron: ((I made it before everyone left,
Silky: ((You're on late
Erron: ((oh
Silky: ((No, it's just me
Erron: ((fml
Erron: ((I had shit to do today.
Silky: ((I had a pretty fuckin awful day
Erron: ((y?
Silky: ((And I can't tell anyone, because on discord the cause of that awful day is on every server that i can vent on, and I really don't want to upset her because it's not her fault. And I can't talk about it here because of r2
Erron: ((oh
Erron: ((shit
Silky: ((Yeah
Erron: ((sorry, dude
Silky: ((Pretty fuckin wild ride having a tulpa that... yeah
Erron: ((I hope it gets better
Silky: ((Me too
Erron: ((Jeez man
Silky: ((He's depressed as all hell because of another r2 incident, and I learned that bit today
Erron: ((you can pm me if you want
Erron: ((If you need someone to vent to.
Silky: ((Nah, it's fine
Erron: ((ok
Silky: ((I think I have it worked out now
Erron: ((cool
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
Erron: ((i gtg
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Silky: ((rip
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: ((Hiya))
Silky: ((Hi
: ((Little do you know))
: ((You ready that 'Hiya'))
: ((In Tracer's voice.))
Silky: ((I don't play overwatch
: (Fuck))
Silky: ((So rip
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: -a man walks in the bar and looks in-
: he speaks ,"well this looks like a good place to start my reign of destruction"
: he starts walking to the bartop, "soon all will be perish and beg fo-
: -he slips and falls, his neck landing on a stool. he lies on the ground lifeless
Jäger Leyline: -rip-
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
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Azazel: (( OK I lied ))
Azazel: (( There are now two corpses in the bar ))
Azazel: (( But that one happened after midnight so it doesn't count ))
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: some random man walks in to the bar
: "this looks nice pla-"
: -he trips over the corpse and lands on the same stool.
: -rip-
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: ((Mfw)))
: ((Big sis supposed to come pick me up))
: ((Gets t-boned on the way out of her fucking driveway))
: ((Car is practically totalled, Sister is fine. I'm still here for the week.))
: ((Unless magical ca ride happens))
Jäger Leyline: (shit
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Jäger Leyline: (no vacation then
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: ((also I FUCKING KNEW IT
: ((THE WEEK DIDN'T LAST
Jäger Leyline: (?
: ((basically
: ((last time laharl tried to do something like this
Jäger Leyline: (oh
: ((there was wifi in the hotel room
: ((so he stayed
: ((this time
: ((i predicted
: ((something would happen that made him stay
Jäger Leyline: (weird
: ((i was fucking right
Jäger Leyline: (pat your on the back
Jäger Leyline: (no bread yet
: ((breaaaaadddd
: ((spider bread, spider bread
Jäger Leyline: (I need my daily bread damn it
: ((ruining arcs and a dab of salt
Jäger Leyline: (yep
: ((also this is to tell the difference between our colors better
Jäger Leyline: (k
Jäger Leyline: (just saw xmem
Jäger Leyline: xmen*
: ((nice
: ((how was it
Jäger Leyline: (enjoyable
: ((ah
Jäger Leyline: (marvel has been doing a good job with its movies
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Jäger Leyline: (any new arc plans?
: ((Well fuck))
Jäger Leyline: (oi lar
: ((Me and Frisky are identicle))
: ((Well fuck
: ((Now it's better.
: ((ok we're good
: ((EVERYTHING IS OKAY NOW
Jäger Leyline: (and if its not?
: ((I'll push Laharl in first))
: ((We kill Yazan))
: ((Fuck))
: ((I mean))
: ((I could kill both of you))
Jäger Leyline: (sorry Lar -stabs
: ((at the same time
: ((If we kill him one of us can be re-))
: ((MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAAY))
: ((oh
: ((-Dies in slow motion-
: ((-shanks yazan-
: ((I CAN BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT
Jäger Leyline: (((MMMM WATCHA SAAAY
: ((You've got your victory))
: Unexpected Gimli: "AND MY AXE!"
: ((oh no
Jäger Leyline: (-shoots Frisky
: ((MMMM WATCHA SAAA-- ... Woah, I just got fucking shot.))
: ((OOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOWWOWOWW
: ((-accidentally trips into a gas station-
: ((-buys chips-
: Fred Durst walks on
: ((HAH
: ((-buys salt-
: ((-pours salt all over the wound-
: ((-the wound heals-
: Durst shoots Frisky
: ((SHIT
: ((another gun shot
: ((-drags laharl into the bar and sticks finger into gun shot-))
: ((-stains laharl's forehead with blood like Simba-
: ((Mmm watcha saaayyy()
: Durst uses a chainsaw on Frisky ,"WHAT
: ((OH SHIT -grabs laharl and puts his body in front, laharl's body gets chainsawed in half. Welp, now there's guts on the floor.-))
: ((.
: ((laharl
: ((no hard feelings
Jäger Leyline: (-shanks Frisky
: ((OW))
Jäger Leyline: (not dead yet bitcher
: The only hard thing here is my...
: "MY AXE!"
: ((fuck it -runs away-
Jäger Leyline: (oh -dies-
: ((IIIIII REIGN SUPREME AS
: ((FRISKY WHISKINGTON THE RAINBOW GOD OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AND HAPPINESS THE SIX THOUSANDTH))
: theres a rock in Friskys walking path
: ((I was waiting for Laharl to interrupt with my axe
: "AND MY AXE!"
: Gimli "AND YM AXE"
: Fuck
: Why won't my gimli command work
: ((-does a barrel roll into the dirt- aaaaaaaaaAAAA
: ((-stands back up and goes home-
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Legolas].
Legolas: ((i have to
: ((Well now you're ruining the joke))
Legolas: ((Actually, I don't
: ((The joke is its just Gimli for some random fucking reason))
: Frisky Whiskington [Legolas] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Commander Shepard [Jäger Leyline].
: ((This is why we can't have nice things. Frisky.))
: ((Not really.))
Jäger Leyline: walks in
: ((I didn't ruin Chime's arc.))
: ((It's a nice thing.))
: ((Okay, either of you know how to port forward?))
: ((Cause I gotta do it if I want to play this game))
Jäger Leyline: (what gamem
: Commander Shepard [Jäger Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
: ((It's a game called Have a Heart))
: ((And it's fun as hell))
: (( Open a Web browser, type your Default Gateway number into the address bar, and press Enter. 2. Enter your username and password to access your router's interface. The default username and password should be listed in your router's documentation, on a sticker on the side of your router, or on the Port Forward website.
: ((or at least try that
: ((Nevermind.))
: ((I'll just))
: ((ok then
: ((Fucking get a video))
: ((Don't trust Frisky))
: ((That should be the new rule here.))
: ((Thats the word-for-word answer from Google you fuck))
: ((HAH
: ((You got it
Jäger Leyline: ((so
Jäger Leyline: (what now?
: ((either we wait for laharl
: ((or we nuke his hometown
: ((or we do nothing
: ((or we do something
Jäger Leyline: (could finish the Sinajju arc. pretty much dialogue at thos point
: ((Yeah, fuck port forwarding))
: ((I'll just do it later or something))
: ((okay
Jäger Leyline: (wait
: ((whay
: ((what*
Jäger Leyline: (feel like its gone a but to RP hell
: ((Well it's kind of out of RP hell))
: ((Since we stopped being meta and killing eachother))
: ((We've got peace))
Gimli: "AND MY AXE!"
Jäger Leyline: (meang the sinanju arc
Jäger Leyline: meant*
: ((Still better than Gimli's motherfucking axe))
Jäger Leyline: (well Ill finish it now if you two want
: ((sure
: ((-pulls out popcorn-
Jäger Leyline: (lar?
: ((-laces it with smallpox-))
: ((Idc))
: ((Oh hey Laharl, want some popcorn?))
Jäger Leyline: (arlight
Jäger Leyline: ((shouldn't take long
: ((okay
Jäger Leyline: is still in the bar
: ((will there be anybody watching
Loni Leyline: - is there too-
Jäger Leyline: ((whoever you want
: ((eh okay
: ((i'll just spectate from OOC rn
Jäger Leyline: ((eh, I'll just finish it later then
Jäger Leyline: ((likely with bread
: ((well, true
Jäger Leyline: ((pretty sure bread is a goat irl
: ((so now what tf do we do
Jäger Leyline: (make out?
: ((NO
: ((One of you can port forward and we can play Have a Heart))
: ((Unless it lets you connect through just an IP))
Jäger Leyline: ((don't know what either of those are LAr
: ((i'm fucking tired
: ((i woke up 56 minutes ago
: https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/4ngo0d/have_a_heart_a_multiplayer_undertale_fangame_i/
: Undertale cards.
: * ah
Jäger Leyline: (ah
: * like I WANT to do it but like i said i just woke up
: It isn't that hard
: ((ok let me get on my computer
Jäger Leyline: (im on phone
: ((Tell me when you're set.))
: ((i'm on the main menu
: (( 73.2.130.13 Try joining this. ))
Jäger Leyline: ((Imma go to bed
: ((You gotta type it out))
: ((Seeya Yazan))
Jäger Leyline: ((good night
: ((gn
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.
: ((when i type it in do i click join server
: ((or create server
: ((Join.))
: ((i clicked join server and it didn't work
: ((Fuck. That means I gotta port forward))
: ((RIP Laharl.))
: ((Seeya in like 10 mins))
: ((alright
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: ((Aaaand they leave.))
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: ((Nah.))
: ((Oh))
: ((Okay, now try to connect))
: ((Same IP I think))
: ((WE'RE IN))
: ((bingo
: ((Theres no ingame chat))
: ((And it might crash))
: ((But we're set.))
: ((Did you read the rules on the forum post?))
: ((a little bit yeah
: ((Alright))
: ((Hit Ready.))
: ((Don't waste your heart card this early))
: ((...Alright()
: ((like this is the first time playing this game
: ((I've only played a few games))
: ((yeah i kind of need to learn a bit so
: ((i'll make mistakes
: ((It's cool))
: ((Use heart cards to remove you'r oponents cards))
: ((They clear a deck for you))
: ((ah
: ((So should or shouldn't I use it right now or should I wait a little more?))
: ((I'd use it. Personally, on that red stack))
: ((Because i'll keep adding more and more cards))
: ((Then it'll cost like 12 mana to remove it))
: ((Right.))
: ((You're gonna recognize a lot of these attacks))
: ((Like Mad Dummie's missiles, and Toriel's fire attacks))
: ((I know theres a shitton of stuff that the creator of Red snuck in here))
: ((Yeah.))
: ((It gets REAL fun when you start comboing shit up))
: ((Yeah.))
: ((It's pretty fun already
: ((AND BOY THAT BLUE LASER COMES FAST
: ((YEP.))
: ((The biggest bullshit imo is the webs))
: ((They're like fucking railguns))
: ((YOu can't dodge them unless you're obscenely lucky))
: ((Hoo boy.
: ((This is when you use a heart card))
: ((When the enemy has got a stack up that you know is gonna kick your ass))
: ((Yeah, but my fucking mana is one point away
: ((So fucking hell
: ((I can't use it
: ((Yep!))
: ((RIP Frisky
: ((You can also refund cards))
: ((By dragging them to the 'Ready' button))
: ((Ah
: ((If you Nohit))
: ((You get a bonus mana))
: ((you get mana
: ((Mhm.
: ((I got a nohit before
: ((GG))
: ((GG RIP
: ((You did pretty damn good for a firt timer))
: ((My buddy before got fucked over and over by this combo I kept setting up))
: ((That was undodgable))
: ((Ah.))
: ((Have some missiles.))
: ((Have some shitty cards.))
: ((Any Undyne card with 'Random' infront of it))
: ((Is not shitty. THose things are like fucking suckerpunches))
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: ((I nohitted.))
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: ((Yep))
: ((I've got ideas to sort of integrate this))
: ((Into a combat system))
: ((As a way to simulate Undertale 'fights'))
: ((Yeah, that would be cool))
: ((These Undyne cards))
: ((Are scaring me))
: ((I'm fucking you over))
: ((Yeah))
: ((I can see all the Red references
: ((Yeah))
: ((Just missing the fucking spinning gears))
: ((Kindness Shield protects from just about anything))
: ((Yeah))
: GG.
: * GG.
: ((I have learned well.))
: ((what the hell
: ((I'm seeing a code error
: ((You crashed))
: ((Hit 'Abort' and rejoin))
: ((Ah, RIP
: ((Game Breaker Studio))
: ((I CRASHED AGAIN
: ((what the hell.))
: ((RIP
: ((Game
: ((Breaker
: ((Studio))
: ((Circle of Death))
: ((:D))
: ((I'll have to do it like Sans)l
: ))*
: ((Nice choice.))
: ((You bitch.))
: ((Prepare for railgun webs.))
: ((Fuck.))
: ((The fucking railgun webs man))
: ((OW
: ((CAN'T DODGE THE ORANGE RAILGUNS))
: ((*Railgun'd*))
: ((I CAN
: ((BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT THEM
: ((THATS THE THING0)
: ((iF THEY HIT YOU DIRECTLY))
: ((YOU'RE FUCKING DONE))
: ((YEP
: ((YOU GOT FUCKED WITH THE CIRCLE OF DEATH
: ((Game crashed while you were getting SIDEFUCKED))
: ((WE BOTH WERE GOING TO DIE
: ((I had been setting up the fucking DeathWasher combo the entire game man))
: ((So happy to see that healthbar drop))
: ((ikr that fucked me over so hard
: ((I like Kindwash more though))
: ((Kindness roots you to the center of the field))
: ((Dishwasher spawns ontop of you))
: ((And proceeds to rape 75% of your healthbar))
: ((RIP
: ((Dishwasher just fucking breaks the game))
: ((It does
: ((We were kicking eachother's asses so hard at the end))
: ((ikr
: ((The game couldn't handle it))
: ((The second attack would of killed you
: ((Your attack would of killed me
: ((You would've been at death's door))
: ((It was a tie
: ((Yeah))
: ((You could see me last-second put down a heart card))
: "I'll atleast outlive you!"))
: ((mhm))
: ((DeathWash:))
: ((Ring of FLies))
: ((Ring of Fire))
: ((Nice to Meet You))
: ((Ah.))
: ((Other bullshit just so you can make it cost a bazillion mana to get rid of))
: ((Dishwasher))
: ((Step 8:))
: ((Watch the enemies' health bar drop))
: ((Like. Your heart went OFFSCREEN))
: ((It did))
: ((And got assraped by something so hard the game couldn't show us))
★ Titania: ((it was assraped by me, dio))
: ((And i'm praying you'll die before I get fucked by the second attack))
: ((Now. We just need a way to stream this or some shit))
: ((So others can spectate))
: ((Yeah, we do))
: ((And I can integrate this in the RP as a sort of battle system))
: ((That would be amazing))
: ((On the other side))
: ((This game runs the same port as Minecraft))
: ((So I guess I have a minecraft server now?))
: ((CaU Minecraft server
: ((10/10
: ((How about you actually try to connect to it))
: ((Willingly trying to get me to load up Minecraft))
: ((No, I'm legit curious
: ((Could we fucking have an edgy Minecraft arc))
: ((Lemme see))
: ((Load up your Minecraft i'll host a server))
: ((On the latest update?))
: ((Okay
: ((Whats this Demo shit))
: ((Do you have Minecraft
: ((Also holy fuck it's 1.10 now?
: ((And there's polar bears?
: ((Yeah? I guess?))
: ((I haven't loaded this shit up in years))
: ((Me neither
: ((Oh this also means I can host Terraria, Starbound, and...Garry's Mod Servers))
: ((Lots of shit changed it seems
: ((ah, cool
: ((I'm looking at the newer updates rn
: ((Ehh fuck this))
: ((Wanna try Starbound?
: ((Sure))
: ((Oh))
: ((Hm?))
: ((And I can host a Don't Starve Together server I guess))
: ((I don't have Don't Starve Together
: ((Gotta reinstall Starbound))
: ((I'm gonna load the regular one
: ((also oh no an update is being downloadef
: ((downloaded*
: ((shitfuckery
: ((Finished reinstalling))
: ((give me a second
: ((ok what the hell
: ((starbound should be opening
: ((but it isn't
: ((what is this shit
: ((do you want to go back to minecraft for a little bit because my steam is shitting itself))
: ((I ain't playing no Minecraft demo))
: ((ah
: ((you don't have the game?
: (9I do))
: ((and
: ((It wants me to fucking buy it again I guess))
: ((you can download the launcher
: ((just looked at the website
: ((Just go to downloads it should be there
: ((Gotta clean my door))
: ((ok
: ((Am back))
: ((Door is bleached))
: ((Have you got Starbound to work?))
: ((apparently steam needs to get updated
: ((which sucks ass
: ((Oh.))
: ((While you're updating I guess((
: ((I'll start up a server))
: ((ok
: ((are you going to be on regular starbound or starbound unstable
: ((Regular starbound))
: ((I think I need to download the game again
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: ((what the hell
Silky: ((Ey
: ((so i uninstalled the game
: ((Starbound server doens't work))
: ((Tch))
: ((fuck.
: ((any other games you can try
: ((...Have a Heart, and Minceraft))
: ((Yo Slar))
: ((I figured out how to port forward and me and Frisky have been fucking around with video games for the past two hours))
Silky: ((Oh ok
Silky: ((What games u got
: ((Just try Minecraft
: ((Like
: ((I REFUSE TO FUCKING BUY MINCERAFT YOU COMMUNIST))
: ((OR))
: ((GET THE LAUNCHER))
: ((DOWNLOAD THE LAUNCHER
: ((NO))
: ((THAT'S HOW YOU
: ((LAUNCH THE GAME
: ((NOW
: ((WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT))
: ((I HAVE THE FUCKING LAUNCHER))
: ((OKAY THEN
: ((I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IT
: ((BUT I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
: ((BETTER GET THOSE FUCKING DISHWASHER CARDS OUT))
: ((*Loads up Have a Heart*))
Silky: ((Frisky
Silky: ((Wut types u wan frisk to have
: ((fire and steel
: ((You know the IP Frisky.))
: ((lolno
: ((Lets fucking duel.))
Silky: ((IT'S TIME TO
Silky: (DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUEL
: ((Slarv, you got a skype or something?))
: ((I need a way to let you spectate this))
Silky: ((I think rabbit works for screenshare
: ((it crashed.
Silky: ((No I don't skype
: ((What the fuck is a rabbit))
: ((I've got a Twitch))
: ((How do I start stremaing this))
Silky: ((https://rabb.it/
Silky: ((We use this on the porn discord
: ((Ah.))
: ((...))
: ((What?))
Silky: ((Not for porn, surprisingly
Silky: ((We watched pokemon 2000
Silky: ((Screensharing thing, no downloads apparently
: (( http://lets.rabb.it/886j/rFH3SHPI7t ))
: ((Here.))
Silky: ((Also fuk u frisk ur getting Ice and something else because we don't have Ice yet
Silky: ((Sweet, this works better for me than twitch
: ((I can't connect Lahurl
: ((Cause the server isn't up))
: ((I'm trying to figure out how to operate a fucking rabbit))
: ((ok then
Silky: ((Frisky baby
: ((what.))
Silky: ((If u don't claim em you're getting Ice/Thunder Joyful/Loving
: ((ok
Silky: ((wow ok
: ((Fuck))
: ((Okay. This would be a lot easier if we just has skype or some shit))
: (( http://www.screenleap.com/125228314 ))
: ((Here. ))
: ((Slarv, you here?))
Silky: ((Gettin on
: ((Tell me when you're ready, and if this works.))
: ((Frisky, the server is up.))
Silky: ((Works for me
: ((Colon La to Major Frisky))
Silky: ((Frisk only has 3 attacks starting off and like 20 actions lol
: ((Game crashes))
: ((Good job Frisky))
: ((Try again))
: ((Now it doens't have soudn))
: ((ONE LAST TRY))
: ((what the fuck
: ((It's up))
: ((...))
: ((...
: ((What the hell.))
: ((ONE))
: ((LAST))
: ((TIME))
: ((My game is just booting me back to the main menu.()
: ((WHAT THE FUCK
: ((sCREEN SHARE))
: ((Doesn't work with this I guess))
: ((I guess not
Silky: ((Yep, 5 attacks, 14 actions
Silky: ((Frisk has the most moves out of anyone so far
Silky: ((Because she's the white mage
: ((And then you have Miyu. Which is))
: (("WHICH ONE OF THESE SKILLS HURTS THE MOST"))
: (("LETS CLICK IT."))
Silky: ((Miyu also has some damn good status moves in her mid-late level game
Silky: ((As well as the best INF move in the game
: (("OKAY, SO...I CAN USE THESE STATUS MOVES"))
: (("WHICH LET ME HIT EVEN BETTER!"))
: ((Frisk is the Queen of Narnia
: Silky [Silky] disconnected.
★ Titania: ((she is the queen of no tits
狐狸精: ((the queen of not being used
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Hyper: ((the king of death
: ((FFrisk's got The Queen of Lonliness))
Gimli: "AND MY AXE!"
: Shut the fuck up Gimli
Silky: ((Smol is the king of getting kidnapped
: ((asgore is the king of killing children
: ((fern is the king of all assholes
: ((toriel is the queen of sex
Silky: ((XXXXXXXXX is the queen of the tutorial
: ((gimli is the king of my axe
Silky: ((XXX is the prince of bullshit chapter 11 nuke
Silky: ((XXXXX is the king of being dead
: u do realize
: Tits is totally gonna fucking lose an arm
: * yes and i can't wait
Silky: ((Frisk's ultimate INF move is Omega Necrosis
Silky: ((Just wanted to say that
: ((You're a wizard, Frisk
: Somewhere far away.
: A boy adjusts his mask, fingering the edges of the skull plate.
: * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
: Someone just fucking used his name for something.
: Douche.
Silky: ((Oh yeah I remember that guy
: * it's majora's mask
: Silky [Silky] is now ??? [].
: Arc Rea-nah fuck it.
: Just. Whatever.
: ???'s connection timed out.
: * what?
: * i am curious
: * like why did you say "fuck it"
: On whether or not to force Slarv to do his foreshadowing in the Arc Reactor))
: ((slarv isn't in both chats rn
: ??? [] joined chat.
: * nvm
: ((Fuck
: ((Internet died
: ((Slarv will you let Laharl do his thing or will you foreshadow like fuck
: ((Your choice
: ((What was laharl gonna do
: ((I don't fucking know, all I know is that it's supposed to be in the Arc Reactor room
: ((I don't see why foreshadowing should have to go there, the point of it was to not clog up the main rp and that's not gonna happen because there's no rp now
: ((And a few sentences =/= massive stat battle
: ((No
: ((I said Laharl's thing
: ((is going to be there
: ((K
: ((I DIDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING))
: ((FUCK OFF))
: ((OKAY
: ((DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS))
: ((FUCK YOU THEN
: ((K
: ((GO EAT A DICK))
: ((I WAS MISINTERPRETING SOMETHING
: ((ALSO I COULD GO SUCK A DICK I'M AGENDER
: ((I wasn't even gonna foreshadow shit I was just doing this in case I wanted to
: ((do it then
: ((nothing is stopping you
: "Succ"
: ??? [] disconnected.
: ((wow((
: ((anyways laharl i kind of misinterpreted your text
: ((like ArcReac- as to "go the fuck there i'm doing something" but then slarv was going to foreshadow and you were like "fuck it i'm not doing it if he foreshadows"))
: ((that's how i interpreted it
: ((Whatever)))
: ((really no need to tell me to fuck off and not to drag you into it though
: ((in caps
: ((how about in lowercase
: ??? [] joined chat.
: fuck off
: ??? [] disconnected.
: don't drag me into this
: ??? [] joined chat.
: ((better
: ((in caps it sounds like you're pissed off
: ((GOD WHY DOES GOOGLE WANT TO TELL ME TO CLEAR MY COOKIES INSTEAD OF LOADING MY FUCKING DOC
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: ((Got))
: ((Something to hide))
: ??? [] disconnected.
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: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.
: ??? [] joined chat.
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
: "Live to purify, baby~"
: *crac*
: *crack*
: ??? [] is now Silky [Silky].
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: Silky's connection timed out.
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: ((heya
: ((hi
: ((what's happenin
: ((nothing
: ((I'm gonna try to make a Super Mario World romhack
: ((brb
: ((back
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Silky: ((Am here now
: Silky's connection timed out.
: The Past, The Present, The Future [Azazel] joined chat.
: (ayy[/color][/font]
: ((I'm making a Super Mario World romhack
Azazel: (( k ))
: The Past, The Present, The Future [Azazel] is now The Past, The Present, The Future [DD].
: ((also I'm waiting for more people to join
DD: (( I'm still playing robobot ))
: ((I'm still waiting to get it :( ))
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: ((heya
Silky: ((Imma get overwatch today
: ((noice
: ((I'mma get robobot today
: ((...hopefully
Silky: is still in the bar, hiding prolly
Silky: hasnt got her bath yet
: ((As you probably saw, I'm making an SMW romhack. Any level suggestions?
Silky: ((Just make a buncha secret exits and alternate paths and it will be fun
Silky: ((Thats what i liked the most about smw
: ((I like that too
DD: -There is whatever remains of Lua in the back room because nobody checked there in a while-
: ((I'm gonna make something sort of Kaizo
: ((like hard but not devilish
Silky: flowta is in the back room as well
: Silky [Silky] is now Flowta [Flowta].
: ((but then it gradually changes to devilish
Flowta: "Who in the hell is back here"
: The Past, The Present, The Future [DD] is now The Past, The Present, The Future [Lua].
Lua: "You.. haven't.. seen me in here... the last three days?"
Lua: "Maybe.. four or five.. I've really lost track of time at this point."
Flowta: "I don't know, some guy locked me here"
Lua: "..Great"
Lua: "I can't move and.. there's now.. no reason for anyone to come in"
Flowta: "Some people can't take a joke"
Lua: "I.. know, right?"
Flowta: "Well join the club, I'm a fucking flower"
Lua: "I.. have no arms or legs.. and I'm pretty sure something's wrong with my head.."
Lua: "..I'm questioning if that's... mentally or physically at this point"
Flowta: "You have no limbs, and the problem is your head"
Flowta: "😂👌💯💯💦"
Lua: "..Wasn't saying that.. was the only problem." -gives a small half smirk-
Flowta: "Well some asshole jacked my soul and some other asshole ripped some of my face off and stuck me back here"
Lua: "..Life's hell, isn't it?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -trots in- Life is good~![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -to the bar, not the back room-[/color][/font]
Flowta: "Pretty much yeah"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -hears murmuring from the back room-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -opens the door- Huh? Need any help...?[/color][/font]
Lua: "..At least this seems like this'll be the last time... I avoid death this time"
Lua: -It' just a flower and someone who is at this point a torso and half a head talking, nothing out of the ordinary-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -knows the flower-[/color][/font]
: (([i]half[/i] a head
: ((oh god the mental images
Flowta: "Can I get out of here now?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Sure.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Lua- I'll try to help you out after.[/color][/font]
Lua: "..alright.."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -carries her out and places her on the bar-[/color][/font]
: ((brb
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Flowta: "About time"
Lua: -nods weakly from the back room, knowing Flowta can't see it-
Flowta: ((I just realized
Flowta: ((Ff fates revelation is the answer to "If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump too"
Flowta: ((And the answer is yet
Flowta: *yes
Lua: (( That's fucked up ))
Flowta: ((It's funny tho
Flowta: ((And true
Lua: (( Also we may want to fill up chat a bit ))
Lua: (( I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about what you said ))
Flowta: ((Eh.. probably a good idea
: The Past, The Present, The Future [Lua] is now The Past, The Present, The Future [DD].
DD: (( This ))
DD: (( is ))
DD: (( the ))
DD: (( wall ))
DD: (( that ))
DD: (( will ))
DD: (( be ))
Flowta: ((!aaaaaaaaaaa!kdjwsisnsgskssbsbssjsushsbshshshsgsghsbsbsgdgdgdgdgddseeyeyeysgsgsyshyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyyeeyeyeyyyyyyytggfddfffcfffgbbjkskwisuehdhsjwyehshsgsghsbsbsbsbabsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsnjdjdjdjdkslspssokskshshsafdfagafsfczgsdffgjjjisisissjnssjahahabsbsbsbsjajsjshababajsjskslakahshsnsnsksjahshjdskusgfkensudhdbdjfjeujdnssgnfdjdhvshfmdhsbdhdhdhdhdbsbdbhdhdjwhshshsbsbbshshsjajskeksksjsjsjsjnsnsnsnsbsbsbsbbdbsbsbsbsbdbsbbsbsbsbzbsbbsbsbshsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjjjsjfdfgggfffffffffgfggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DD: (( build ))
DD: (( to ))
DD: (( prevent ))
DD: (( rule ))
DD: (( breaking ))
DD: (( thoughts ))
DD: (( to ))
DD: (( occur ))
♋: Spam has been detected and silenced. Please come [url=http://help.msparp.com/]here[/url] or ask a chat moderator to unsilence you if this was an accident.
Flowta: ((WELP
: Flowta [Flowta] unsilenced The Past, The Present, The Future [DD].
DD: (( I think it unmodded me too ))
Flowta: ((Flowta: ((!aaaaaaaaaaa!kdjwsisnsgskssbsbssjsushsbshshshsgsghsbsbsgdgdgdgdgddseeyeyeysgsgsyshyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyyeeyeyeyyyyyyytggfddfffcfffgbbjkskwisuehdhsjwyehshsgsghsbsbsbsbabsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsnjdjdjdjdkslspssokskshshsafdfagafsfczgsdffgjjjisisissjnssjahahabsbsbsbsjajsjshababajsjskslakahshsnsnsksjahshjdskusgfkensudhdbdjfjeujdnssgnfdjdhvshfmdhsbdhdhdhdhdbsbdbhdhdjwhshshsbsbbshshsjajskeksksjsjsjsjnsnsnsnsbsbsbsbbdbsbsbsbsbdbsbbsbsbsbzbsbbsbsbshsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjjjsjfdfgggfffffffffgfggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
: Flowta [Flowta] set The Past, The Present, The Future [DD] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.
DD: (( Alright there we go ))
DD: (( Fuck this game and it's incorrect flow charts ))
Flowta: ((Lel
: Flowta's connection timed out.
DD: (( Who needs accuracy when you have a fuck ton of bombs ))
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DD: (( So I'm beginning to think the boss of this game is a mix of rockefeller and stalin ))
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: ((hi
DD: (( hello ))
Flowta: ((Ayy
Flowta: ((Wish more ppls were on
: Flowta [Flowta] is now Niles [Niles].
Niles: walks in through the anydoor, whistling to himself
Niles: "What a wonderful time to be alive"
: The Past, The Present, The Future [DD] is now The Past, The Present, The Future [Lua].
Niles: does... Something to the couch
Niles: heads back out
Lua: -can't see it, he mostly only sees ceiling-
: Niles [Niles] is now Silky [Silky].
Silky: she hid really fuckin good just there
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: ((back again
Silky: is not making a noise, curled up into a ball under the couch, trembling
: ((I changed the intro text of Super Mario World to the beginning of I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie
: ((aren't I skilled
Silky: ((👌
: ((I made the text for Yoshi's house say something else as well
: ((and I started a little level
: ((i have some screenshots I'll show you guys real quick too
: Silky's connection timed out.
: ((here we go
: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/KXeOi]Here are the screenshots[/url]))
: ((10/10
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: ((brb
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: (("this is bio"
: (("back again"
Silky: ((We're the big swinging dick of this world, have been for a real long time. Seems like people are forgetting that nowadays, so our big swinging dick is gonna have to swing harder and faster until we take off like a motherfucking helicopter and blow these motherfuckers away
: The Past, The Present, The Future [Lua] is now The Past, The Present, The Future [DD].
DD: (( There's a Jamaica bot in Robobot ))
Silky: ((I love negan so much
Silky: ((I am so gonna use these quotes
Silky: ((They fucking butchered him on the show and i hate it
Silky: (("My dick and balls, sir.. They're hungry for death"
Silky: (("I'm just fucking with you! A baseball bat doesn't have a pussy!"
: ((i just looked at my tv
: (("killing daddy"
: ((it's a fucking movie
Silky: (("I hope you have your shitting pants on"
Silky: (("Here I am, friendly as a screwless screw on free screw day"
Silky: ((I fucked that one up
Silky: ((Thanks reddit
Silky: (("I assure you ma'am, he's dead as fuck"
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: ((and DD
Silky: ((Oh yes I am saving some of these for niles to say
: ((isn't it the Mode for Mike?
DD: (( Yes ))
: ((Ah.
: ((...i hope it plays reggae
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -trots in and sees Silky- Hello![/color][/font]
Silky: is hiding under the couch
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -goes by the couch and looks under it- Hello~![/color][/font]
Silky: yelps, backing up before noticing it's sunny
Silky: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: How are you?[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -makes sure to speak in really simple English for Silky to understand.-[/color][/font]
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Silky: still looks confused
Silky: "Ni..les?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I am Sunny.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Niles is gone.[/color][/font]
Silky: really, really doesn't like that name
Silky: "Sunny.."
: ((Silky: I love you..))
: ((lolno
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -as in Niles or Sunny?-[/color][/font]
: ((fuck that
Silky: niles
Silky: lolno
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Also Lily.[/color][/font]
Silky: nods
: ((is it okay if Sunny tries to teach Silky better English
Silky: ((Yeah, probably won't do much tho
Silky: knows roughly 40 words
: ((Sunny: Tits. -takes shirt off, points to them-))
: ((Sunny: Titania, no tits.))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -gestures to out from under the couch- Follow me.[/color][/font]
: ((Silky: Okay, I'm saying this right now because that joke is so fucking old it should be dead from cancer at this point.))
: ((Sunny: woah
Silky: ((Silky: I can feel a few mike wazowskis growin right now jeesis
Silky: timidly exits the couch, she still hasn't had a bath
: (([url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_common_words_in_English]inb4 the top 40 of these[/url]))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I want to help you.[/color][/font]
Silky: ((Food, name, water, stuff like that
: ((I guess basic pronouns and stuff, too? Like he, she, it, you, they, them, etc.
: ((Sunny: Fish are not food.))
: ((where I at it is currently 4:20
Silky: ((Tl;dr, what someone who's been locked in a basement her whole life with hundreds of others like her would knoe
: ((Sunny: Fish are friends))
Silky: ((No, she doesn't know those
: ((Sunny: Not food
: ((oh
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I want to tell you words.[/color][/font]
Silky: does not grammar, the only non-vowels she knows are good, bad, yes and no, essentially
Silky: still looks confused
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Do you want food?[/color][/font]
Silky: "Food.. good"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -takes a bag of chips and a bottle of water out of her backpack.-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -points to the bag of chips- Chips.[/color][/font]
Silky: "...?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -takes some out and hands them to her- Food. For you.[/color][/font]
Silky: "Food?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Yes! Food~![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Good.[/color][/font]
Silky: puts her face in the chips and eats messily
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -sits by her-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Be right back![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -exits, and returns some time later with some kid's picture books. The really simple ones.-[/color][/font]
Silky: isn't even holding the chips, she put them on the couch to eat
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: ![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -takes a plate, and then puts the chips on the plate- Plate. Food goes on plate.[/color][/font]
: ((Silky: Como estas?))
: ((Sunny: Oh? You were never English!
: ((Sunny: You were German!
: ((Silky: Fuck off.
Silky: nods
Silky: puts her face on the plate and eats then
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Like me. -shows her the proper way to eat a chip. She picks up a chip with her paw, and brings it to her mouth.- *munch munch munch*[/color][/font]
Silky: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -tooks one from the bag-[/color][/font]
: ((*took
Silky: attempts this with a chip on the plate, aaaand bites her finger
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Be careful![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -guides her hand the next time-[/color][/font]
Silky: continues trying to eat
Silky: ((May gtg soon for a bit
: ((ok
: ((k
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -Teaches her. I suppose she slowly gets better and better-[/color][/font]
Silky: yep, very slowly
: ((Sunny: You piece of shit
: ((Sunny: You're an aninal
: ((Silky: Analal?
: ((Sunny teachnically is part animal
: ((She's a Corgi
: ((ik
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Good![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -gives her a gentle hug- Hug.[/color][/font]
Silky: freaks the fuck out at this
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -unhugs-[/color][/font]
Silky: "NO NO NO NO NO"
Silky: gj you scared her
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: O-Oh... Sorry.[/color][/font]
: ((and i say
Silky: is backing up, scared
: ((NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOO NOOO
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I only want to help.[/color][/font]
: ((NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNOOOOOO NOOOOOO
: ((I SAID NO
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gywLHouAUTQ
: ((WHAT'S GOING ON
Silky: "N-no dust no dust no dust.."
: ((what does she mean? Monster dust?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I'm so sorry...[/color][/font]
Silky: ((Yes
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I don't have dust.[/color][/font]
Silky: thinks you're gonna kill her
Silky: is still backing up, a bit less now
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: You are scared. Don't be scared.[/color][/font]
: ((10/10 teacher
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I will not hurt you.[/color][/font]
Silky: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: Hugs... are good.[/color][/font]
Silky: stops backing up
Silky: "..."
Silky: is very suspicion"
: (([i]very[/i] suspicion
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -takes everything out her pockets. She proceeds to put what she took out into her backpack;, and takes off her backpack. [s]And her clothes[/s]-[/color][/font]
Silky: "..."
★ Titania: * Oh baby.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: I can't hurt you.[/color][/font]
: ((Silky: Baby don't hurt me
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKYlRHS0NIaDBYOG8]Sunny[/url]: -Is she less suspicion?-[/color][/font]
: ((Silky: Baby don't hurt me
: ((Silky: No more
: ((Sunny:-proceeds to sing What Is Love along with her, and then immediately after explain love-))
: ((no sunny sings come and get your love
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: ((BEHOLD
: (([url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]REALLY HI-RES SUNNY[/url]))
: ((it's so high-res
: ((it's high noon
: ((thing is on Google drive you have to actually zoom into it
: ((also frisky, who would you rather hug
: ((sunny or temmie
: ((sunny
: ((mi or yu
: ((nobody
: ((as in
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -her-[/font][/color]
: [color=#77ddff][font=Garamond] Yu: -or her-[/font][/color]
: ((oh
: ((mi
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -would probably ask to be carried around if hugged-[/font][/color]
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: ((ayy
Silky: ((OH
: ((wb tomfuckery
Silky: ((YOU
Silky: ((FUCK
Silky: ((THAT IS LAHARLS JOB
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: ((what
: ((also I need to test a thing
: ((
: ((darn
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: ((gtg
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: ((welp
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: ((rip
DD: (( oh hey ))
: ((I'm making a Super Mario World romhack
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: Silky [Silky] is now Flowta [Flowta].
Flowta: is generally unhappy about having 1/3 of her face ripped off
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: Kezza [Kezza] is now Chime [Chime].
Flowta: ((Ey whatup
Chime: ((i am tired af
DD: (( Well good thing it's a quiet day so far ))
Flowta: ((I finished a concert
Flowta: ((And finally got to sleep past 5 am this morning
Flowta: ((Wanna kill niles soon? This arc isn't super long
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: ((hi
: ((-crickets-
DD: (( I just found the melee remix of Green Greens in Robobot ))
: ((cool.))
Chime: ((i guess i could help you kill niles
: ((oh i want to kill niles))
: ((let's see))
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Crystal Meth: ((Will this kill Niles?))
Flowta: ((Idk
Crystal Meth: ((slarv i'm asking a legitimate question
Crystal Meth: ((IT'S EITHER
Flowta: ((Well
Crystal Meth: ((YES
Crystal Meth: ((OR NO
Flowta: ((Probably in a few years
Flowta: ((If he ods
Crystal Meth: ((YES
Crystal Meth: ((OR
Crystal Meth: ((NO
: Chime [Chime] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Crystal Meth: ((WILL IT KILL NILES.
Flowta: ((But it would probably be more likely to cause some other health defect
Flowta: ((Like cancer
Crystal Meth: ((And the cancer will eventually kill him?))
Flowta: ((Yes
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Fellby: ((we
Flowta: ((Idk, probably not tonight
Fellby: ((are the crystal ms
Fellby: ((oh ok
Crystal M.: ((oh ok
DD: (( It's (what will get him first, the meth or the us) ))
Crystal M.: ((I'll roleplay my crackhead character, then))
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Flowta: ((Maybe tomorrow
: Flowta [Flowta] is now Silky [Silky].
Fellby: ((okay, if things go well my arc should end on monday
Silky: ((K
Fellby: ((it was rather short but i was kind of experimenting here
Walter: * This guy just slides through the Anydoor. He's still wearing the same exact 50s trenchcoat and that damn Mickey Mouse gas mask. What the hell is with this guy? Anyways, he kind of just.. sits down.
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Walter: ((ok
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Walter: ((it's really good so far
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Fellby: walks in, wearing his trenchcoat.
Walter: ((just saying
Fellby: ((Thank you!
Walter: ((You're welcome!))
Walter: "Oh! Hi! You're wearing a trenchcoat too! That's neat! Barely anybody wears those anymore where I'm from!"
Walter: * Exclamation Marks 101 - Don't fucking use them in every sentence.
Fellby: stares at Walter. "Do I know you?"
Walter: "No, you don't!"
Walter: "I don't know anybody that's literally on fire!"
Fellby: Oh, I'm not on fire.
Fellby: I am the fire.
Walter: "Cool!"
DD: (( I AM THE NIGHT. ))
Silky: ((It is good
Jäger Leyline: (what are we rping? breaking bad?
Walter: "Nice to meet you, then!"
Walter: ((no
Silky: "Howdy, Fireboy"
Silky: ((FUCK
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Walter: ((walter is from a timeline where the world was nuked in wwii, he used to work at disney))
Fellby: I guess it's nice to meet you too.
Flowta: "Howdy, fireboy"
Flowta: she said that
Walter: "I'm Walter!"
Jäger Leyline: (I am the danger
Flowta: "Oh it's this asshole again"
Fellby: I'm Grillby.
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Jäger Leyline: ((Bb line
Walter: "Nice to meetcha, Grillby!"
Walter: "It kind of has a ring to it!"
Fellby: So are you, like, on something?
Walter: "No! I'm always like this!"
Walter: "I'm practically trained to be happy!"
Walter: "I've been this way for the past twenty years!"
DD: (( 'are you always on something?' ))
Fellby: smiles, trying to hide hs horror. "Uh... that's neat."
Walter: "I know, right! Somebody compared me to Orson Welles once, but hey, he was in the blast radius!"
Walter: ((Fellby: what the fuck.
Fellby: Well, sucks for him I guess.
Walter: "I guess so!"
Walter: "In my time, the world has gone to hell in a handbasket! Nobody wants to be happy anymore!"
Walter: "It's my job to be an entertainer!"
Walter: ((I'm waiting for somebody to fucking hit Walter in the face))
DD: (( 'You're terrible at your job' ))
Fellby: Ah, well, I'm an entertainer as well.
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Walter: "Oh, that's cool! We're similar in two ways, then!"
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Fellby: Heh, yeah... although I don't think you entertain the way I do.
Walter: ((Fellby: I don't want to be similar to this guy.
Walter: * This guy's gas mask looks pretty eerie. You can't even see any facial expressions through it.
Fellby: sits down.
Walter: "Oh? Well, no two entertainers are always the same!"
Walter: "Every entertainer has this unique kick to them!"
Fellby: nods. "Yeah, no two people do the same thing, you know?"
Walter: "Last entertainer I met liked to stick needles into his skin for fun! So, yeah, that's true!"
Fellby: 's eyes widen. "That's uh. Thats something."
Walter: "I know!"
Walter: "He never had a huge crowd!"
Fellby: Eh. Some people are into it.
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Walter: "Exactly! I'm one of the few entertainers, and one of the more well known!"
Walter: "I'm surprised I haven't been beaten up yet!"
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Walter: "I've been doing this for ten years!"
Fellby: Oh, getting the shit beat out of you isn't fun.
Walter: "It sure doesn't look like it!"
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Walter: "One time somebody beat up this old man and killed him because he was blind!"
Fellby: Wow, what a dick.
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Walter: "Yeah!"
Fellby: orders a glass of brandy.
Walter: "Oh, you people have alcohol here? Never seen much of it these days!"
Walter: ((Fellby: get me away from this man
Fellby: This is a bar, of course there's alcohol
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Walter: "The last time I've seen a bar was around twenty three years ago! My time, anyways! I tend to forget about them sometimes!"
Fellby: ... Huh.
Walter: * He slides over to the bar counter. "Less hot fire man, do you have a Vesper?"
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Flowta: ((I've changed the bad ending a bit
Grillby: -He starts to mix one up.-
Walter: ((c00l
Flowta: ((It's now more fun
Walter: "Why thank you, sir!"
Flowta: ((And there are now officially 6 different endings, two bad, two neutral, and two good
Walter: "It's good to have a newer drink in this bar!"
Flowta: ((There won't be two bads in the actual game
Grillby: -He places it gently on the counter.-
Flowta: ((But I figured you'd like an actual ending rather than an unwinnable boss fight
Flowta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfbThppvCiM how did this get onto my music
Walter: "Thank youuuuu!"
Walter: * He hands five two dollar bills to Grillby.
Walter: * They're all worn.
Grillby: -He silently tucks them into the lockbox.-
Flowta: ((ngl there was something cathartic about seeing playdoh in the shape of scooby doo's face be carefully ripped apart
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Walter: * He pulls out a screwdriver and unscrews the bottom piece of his gas mask. He takes it off and proceeds to pour the entire glass into the hole, which is presumably where his mouth was. He screws the bottom piece back on and handed the glass back to Grillby.
Walter: "Again, thank you!"
Fellby: just kind of... stared when that happened.
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Walter: * He glances to Fellby. "I do that whenever I eat or drink!"
Walter: "It's different than how you all do it, I'm sure!"
Fellby: ... Huh. Yeah, it is.
Walter: ((Fellby: Why.))
Fellby: ((fellby: so i guess you don't eat ass
Flowta: is being generally pissed
Walter: ((Walter: We don't have sexual intercourse because we'll die!))
Fellby: ... Hey, there's a pissed-off flower out there.
Walter: "Oh! Huh!"
Walter: "Weird!"
Flowta: "Oh you noticed"
Walter: * He glances to the flower.
Walter: "You insulted me!"
Walter: "For no good reason at all!"
Walter: "You're a meanie!"
Fellby: ((walter: you're about to feel the wrath of a god!
Flowta: "And you're too loud for no good reason"
Walter: "There [i]is[/i] a good reason!"
Walter: "I guess you don't like Disney characters, then!"
Walter: "They speak just like this!"
Flowta: every time she gets a petal plucked i just imagine a guitar string breaking noise
Flowta: "Oh joy."
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Fellby: kneels next to her.
Walter: ((Fellby: Suck. My. Dick.))
Walter: ((Flowta: ooh lal--
Fellby: [s]unzips his pants[/s]
Walter: ((Fellby; for 500 dollars
Fellby: ... Huh. And here I thought the Flowey of this timeline was dead.
Walter: "Dead? Where's the grave!"
Fellby: Hell if I know.
Walter: "Okay!"
Fellby: .. Unless...
Fellby: Are you a different Asriel?
Walter: "Asriel is a weird name!"
Fellby: side-eyes Walter. "Don't be rude."
Walter: "I'm just saying!"
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Walter: "It sounds medieval!"
Flowta: "I'm fanta.."
Walter: "Oh!"
Fellby: Oh? Oh!
Flowta: "Some asshole jacked my soul"
Fellby: Ahh, that's what happened.
Flowta: ((Got overwatch day one edition or whatever
Fellby: ((oh shit i forgot mv's not gonna be here tonight
Fellby: ((friiick
Walter: "You have a better name than I thought!"
Flowta: ((Lolrip
Walter: ((oh nooooooOoOOoOOooo
Walter: ((i remembered that as well
Fellby: ((well they might not be here
Walter: ((maybe
DD: (( Robobot Main Boss Status: rip ))
Flowta: ((I guess we'll have to
Walter: ((i think it has something to do with a graduation
Flowta: ((Over watch. And see
Flowta: ((HAH
Walter: "I liked Fanta!"
Flowta: "Yeah so did I"
Walter: "Then I realized it came from Nazi Germany!"
DD: (( Now let's do it again, but faster and with a sword the whole time ))
Fellby: I... uh...
Flowta: "People keep pulling off my fucking petals"
Fellby: Well, that rude.
Walter: "It is!"
Walter: "Nobody should do that to you!"
Flowta: "Oh yeah 'oh no this flower made a joke, I'd better rip their face off'
Walter: "It depends on if the joke is offensive or not!"
Walter: "Trust me, I was once a comedian!"
Flowta: "Tear off your ear and tell me what joke would be worth that"
Walter: ((Fellby: i don't trust you
Walter: ((Fellby: at all
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Fellby: ... I don't have ears.
Fellby: But I get what you're saying.
Walter: "I haven't seen my ears for years!"
Walter: "Hey, that rhymes!"
DD: (( Fight new bosses and tougher enemies while Kirby takes a nap! ))
DD: (( So that's what's happening during all the extra modes without kirby in them ))
Fellby: ((it's in character i guess
Walter: ((Walter turns out to be Walter White
Fellby: ((walter: we have to cook, fellby!
Walter: ((Fellby: oh no
Walter: ((Walter turns out to be Walt Disney
Walter: ((Fellby: fuck.
Fellby: sighs. "Guess she's not talking anymore..."
Walter: "I guess!"
Walter: "She's probably not much of a talker!"
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Fellby: stands up. "Ah well."
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Walter: ((Walter: Now you're stuck with me!))
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Fellby: ((fellby: wake me up inside
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Fellby: ((fellby gets called to the facade couple's house
Fellby: ((they end up arguing while he just sits on the couch
Walter: "So, I guess we're going to have to talk for a little while longer!"
Walter: ((yep
Fellby: Er. Yeah.
Fellby: ((occasionally he's like "are you gonna fuck me or what"
Fellby: ((and they stare at him in horror and blink
Walter: ((He says "i like your watermelons"
Walter: ((He gets kicked out instantly
Fellby: ((he asks about maria
Walter: (("are you single"
Fellby: (("get me some vodka"
Fellby: ((he glitches into the couch
Fellby: ((he plays around with the dildo they have laying around
Walter: ((best game of the twenty first century
Fellby: ((hands down
Walter: ((we are the crystal ms
Walter: ((we smoke all the day
Walter: ((and once the day is smoked
Walter: ((what the fuck is this
Walter: ((okay i'll try again
Walter: ((this is crystal meth
Walter: ((back together
Walter: ((and i'm never getting high by the likes of you, so don't step over that lab
Walter: ((because i'm so much better
Walter: ((go ahead and take a hit of me if you're able
Walter: ((can't you see that the meth collection is stable
Walter: ((.. okay i'll stop now
Walter: ((Chime: thank god
Fellby: ((yeah
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Walter: ((FINALLY
Flowta: ((Wut
Walter: ((we were waiting for you.
Flowta: ((Oh ok
Fellby: ((fellby gets fed up with the facade couple's antics and steals their wine and their dildo
DD: (( They were plotting your assassination ))
Walter: ((yep
Flowta: "What?"
Fellby: Huh?
Flowta: "Sorry, my rper died for a bit"
Fellby: ... What.
Flowta: "What?"
Fellby: ... You said something weird...
Flowta: "I didn't say anything"
Fellby: ... Okay, whatever.
Walter: "Okay then!"
Flowta: ((I had to get ow ready to update
Fellby: ((ah
Flowta: ((I hate that shit
Flowta: ((Patches
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: ((yo
Flowta: ((Ey
Walter: (( 8)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: -trots in-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Hi everyone~![/color][/font]
Fellby: Hey there.
Walter: "Hello!"
Flowta: grumbles something
Walter: ((Fellby: get me away from this man
Fellby: ((fellby: i wonder if grace and trip are going to call me so they can argue with me in the room again
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: What's been happening? I taught a little goat to eat![/color][/font]
Fellby: Nothing really.
: ((Inb4 fellby just says melon and leaves
Flowta: "Oh good job, you taught someone a basic function"
Fellby: ((he's done that
Flowta: "I'd clap"
Fellby: ((for some reason they keep calling him
Flowta: "If someone didn't take a goddamn week to make a soul"
Fellby: Well, souls are complicated things, you know?
Walter: "You should stop complaning!"
Walter: complaining*
Walter: "It doesn't benefit anybody, y'know!"
Flowta: "Bitch I could make one in 5 minutes"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Maybe I should tell my dad to just stop.[/color][/font]
Flowta: growls
Walter: "Okay, make one!"
Walter: "Right now!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: Yeah![/color][/font]
Flowta: "I have about two less hands than I need to do that, friendo"
Fellby: Well, sucks for you I guess.
Walter: "Prove that you have the knowledge, then!"
Walter: "Also, don't you have tentacles?"
Flowta: "No"
Fellby: Don't lie to me, I know you floweys do.
Flowta: "I'm in a flowerpot"
Walter: "Get out of the pot, then!"
Flowta: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: {I'm thankful I did that.}[/color][/font]
Flowta: "I'm surrounded by idiots"
Walter: "I'm not an idiot!"
Walter: "I'm actually a smart person!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: You're just a dick.[/color][/font]
Walter: "I would be dead right now if I wasn't!"
Fellby: Hey, just because someone didn't go to school doesn't mean they're not smart, alright?
Flowta: grumbles
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: They can be street-smart as opposed to book-smart![/color][/font]
Walter: * He walks over to Flowta and grabs the pot.
Flowta: "The fuck you think you're doing?"
Walter: * He proceeds to dump Flowta on the table.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_RP8wbftEpKZ2N3dmFITnFjUFE/view?usp=sharing]Sunny[/url]: DON'T TAKE HER OUT[/color][/font]
DD: (( -Walter attemots to smoke the pot- ))
Walter: "Okay!"
Walter: * He shoves Flowta back in.
Walter: * He puts the pot back in its place.
: ((gtg))
Fellby: ((bye
Flowta: "..."
Walter: ((bye
Flowta: ((Bai
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Walter: "Oopsie!"
Flowta: "Oopsie?"
Walter: "Yeah!"
Fellby: sighs and sits down.
Walter: "Hey, at least you don't have radiation poisoning!"
Walter: "People get that a lot!"
Flowta: "..."
Fellby: He has a point.
Flowta: "Oh yes, at least I didn't get struck by lightning"
Flowta: is struck by lightning
Flowta: indoors
Flowta: "..."
Fellby: jumps back. "What the fuck?"
Walter: "Okay, what the heck!"
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Lua: -gives a very quiet '..the hell..' from the back room-
Fellby: slips off into the back room.
Flowta: ((Gtg
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Fellby: ((i should probably get something to eat
Walter: ((ok
Lua: (( I have to eat lunch, but Lua is kinda fucked up right now ))
Lua: (( Well, Lunch/Dinner ))
Lua: (( Lincher ))
Fellby: ((i'm back
Walter: ((wb
Walter: ((to hell
Fellby: ((uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Lua: (( CaU: Where characters are torn apart limb from limb ))
Walter: ((CaU: Where characters are kidnapped by Spongebob))
Fellby: looks at Lua. "Jeez..."
Walter: "You look really messed up!"
Lua: (( [color=red]:D[/color] ))
Walter: ((HOLY SHIT I JUST HEARD THIS ON TV
Walter: (("Hey, Frisky!"
Lua: (( The fuck ))
Lua: "Yeah.. days have been rough"
Walter: "That's no good!"