Victoria: The man mentioned people in M shirts.
Cain LaRue: Oh fuck.
★ Titania: "We need to find the men dressed in blac--."
★ Titania: "..."
: [A bomb or something, part of the rock chips down and falls to the earth]
★ Titania: "Well then!"
Victoria: ...
: [Someone is trying to forcibly make the volcano erupt.]
★ Titania: "We need to get to that volcano."
Cain LaRue: Yeah.
★ Titania: "That's our target."
Victoria: That doesn't look right... I agree with you, Titania.
Cain LaRue: Fern, you're fucked.
★ Titania: "That you are."
Cain LaRue: Your durant is too.
Cain LaRue: So is Ricin.
★ Titania: "True."
: [Good thing you've got a team of five.]
: [Huh?]
Cain LaRue: [Yeah]
Fern: "Alright I lied, me being here does not make things better"
Victoria: [Yup]
★ Titania: "Silvia is fucked, but Attlia has a chance."
★ Titania: "I believe she's a ghost and steel type."
★ Titania: "If I'm correct."
Cain LaRue: Yep.
Cain LaRue: Why I asked.
★ Titania: "Okay, good."
Victoria: Everyone, check your pokemon for things against ground and fire. Maybe rock, too.
Cain LaRue: I may have read up on this.
Cain LaRue: Ground, I can handle. Rock, maybe.
: [You arrive at the beach]
Cain LaRue: Fire? Maybe.
Victoria: hops over the railing, landing gracefully.
: [The commonly seen kung-fu students, academy trainers, and other such people are currently fighting people in black suits.]
: [Fortunately. Martial Artists>Team Meteor Grunts.]
: [Anytime a student loses their pokemon, they just start fucking kicking the shit out of the other trainer]
★ Titania: "We have our targets in sight, it seems."
Cain LaRue: Yep.
Victoria: looks to Titania. "Those are my classmates."
Cain LaRue: ...
★ Titania: "Oh dear."
: [Kiki can be seen up ahead, back-to-back with her Medicham. It's utterly terrifying.]
★ Titania: "It must be terrible seeing this."
Cain LaRue: ...
: [Mainly because Kiki is surrounded 10 on 2 and winning.]
Taka: is still with everyone
Victoria: Eh. Mixed feelings. One the one hand, they're fighting, but on the other hand, their winning.
Fern: watches.
Taka: almost done drawing dragon milf
: [Who knew humans could use Aura Sphere?]
Cain LaRue: ...Holy shiiiit.
Victoria: ((I'm just imagining taka following the group around while mouth breathing.
Cain LaRue: ((same
★ Titania: ((same
Fern: "..what?"
Cain LaRue: That lady is awesome.
: [A Meteor Grunt that seems to actually be able to hold his own is in the middle.]
Victoria: considers going to approach her teacher, but well, she's busy. "That's Kiki-sensei."
: [He's got a team of water types.]
★ Titania: "She evidently trained for a long time."
Cain LaRue: .....
Cain LaRue: Yeah.
Cain LaRue: Uh....
: [The man looks at you, and starts running at your group.]
: [Who will fight the water trainer?]
Cain LaRue: Oh shit!
★ Titania: "Well, isn't that nice."
Cain LaRue: pushes Fern in front of him
★ Titania: * She aims her Doublade at the grunt.
Victoria: looks to the others. "Water! That's weak to Grass! Fern, go!"
★ Titania: "Yeah."
: [Fern Meat Shield is in full effect.]
Victoria: may or may not be trying to sacrifice Fern.
★ Titania: "Go ahead, Fern."
Fern: does not like being a meat shield.
Cain LaRue: Do it!
★ Titania: "You're useful for this one time."
Victoria: If you lose, I'll take over!
Cain LaRue: This is your use!
Fern: "Fine."
: [A reminder Fern is the one with the most pokemon here.]
Taka: ((
Taka: ((I present
: [He's possibly the strongest.]
: [Taka hs the same amount, but his team is gimmick.]
Victoria: has like, one pokemon with an electric move.
Taka: ((Mezzaluna, probably one of the first people you'll meet
: Wandering Frisk's connection timed out.
★ Titania: "Wait, shouldn't I go ahead if Fern loses, since I'm the team leader?"
Cain LaRue: ((nice
★ Titania: "Then you go?"
Victoria: ... I guess.
★ Titania: "Oh well."
★ Titania: "You can go if Fern loses."
★ Titania: "I won't hold you back."
Taka: ((This specific thing from when she's teaching you the mechanics via sock puppet
Taka: ((It goes very well
Victoria: ((if your game gets big people might ship her with toriel
Victoria: ((if she is draggo mom
Taka: ((She is totally not a rip off I swear
Taka: ((I can't wait to see porn of my characters
: The man's team falls, and he steps back.
★ Titania: "Good job."
: He pulls out a walk-e talkie.
Cain LaRue: ....
: "Alert! The ancestor team has arrived!"
: "Prepare all grunts!"
Fern: "I told you guys it would be a beat down."
★ Titania: "Ancestor team?"
★ Titania: "Weird."
: "Even in the past, these idiots won't beat us!"
: The man starts running away.
Victoria: ...
★ Titania: "... Well then."
Victoria: Let's follow him. He's obviously up to no good.
Cain LaRue: What?
★ Titania: "Right."
Fern: "Sure"
★ Titania: * She begins running after him.
Cain LaRue: runs after this dickweed
Victoria: starts running across the sand.
Taka: has been completely silent, just walking with everyone
Fern: runs after dickweed.
: A man runs infront of the group, a garchomp right behind him.
Taka: he isn't even running
Taka: he's walking at the same pace you're running
: ...Before promptly getting fucking WRECKED by an Aura Sphere from Kiki.
: The garchomp has no idea what to do, so it settles for attacking its own trainer.
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
★ Titania: "Woah."
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★ Titania: "If only we had popcorn."
: A meteor grunt off the side nods.
Victoria: chuckles a little. "Nothing less from Kiki-sensei."
: "Dude, this is the best show i've ever had."
: "It's even better than watching that Mettaton guy beat up the boss."
Cain LaRue: ...Who?
Victoria: ... Who?
★ Titania: "... Who?"
Victoria: ((sounds... sexy
: "...Nothing, right, not yet."
Fern: "What?
Cain LaRue: Sounds.... sexy.
: "Don't worry, I won't fight you."
Cain LaRue: ....
: "I'm just waiting for my buddy, we've got chocolate cones coming our way."
★ Titania: * She walks over to the grunt.
: "Amazing how you can order food from across the ocean."
Cain LaRue: ....Uh.
★ Titania: "Hey, can I ask you something?"
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: He nods. "Fire away, I hate this job."
★ Titania: "Well, I can't kill you."
★ Titania: "So, yeah. If you're a masochist, cool."
: "Yeah, please don't."
Victoria: So... why are you here, then?
★ Titania: * She incapacitates the grunt with her Doublade.
: "I took this job so I wouldn't get rewinded through time."
Victoria: ... R-rewinded? What?
: "I mean, Its not like I mean to harm peo-*DUNK*"
Cain LaRue: What?!
Fern: "What?"
★ Titania: ".. He's obviously crazy."
Victoria: looks for what dunked the guy.
★ Titania: "Rewinding time is impossible, well, not what I know of."
Cain LaRue: I... guess?
★ Titania: * She dunked the guy.
: Titania dunked him.
Cain LaRue: ....Celebi.
★ Titania: "Well, that's true."
Victoria: ... Oh, right!
★ Titania: "Unless they got hold of.."
Cain LaRue: Also Dialga.
★ Titania: "Oh, damn it."
Cain LaRue: ...
Cain LaRue: What.
★ Titania: "They probably have Dialga and Celebi, then."
★ Titania: "Both of them."
Cain LaRue: Yeah no shit.
: [If Karamatsu were to check his PC box.]
Fern: "Huh"
: [Tamanegi and Big Ben are mysteriously gone.]
Cain LaRue: ((OH SHIT
★ Titania: "Question is - how did they steal it? We need to keep moving."
★ Titania: ((OH SHIT
Karamatsu: -He hasn't checked since yesterday, actually, since he's nursing one hell of a hangover. He's never listening to his big brother again.-
Victoria: ((OH SHIT
★ Titania: "There's so many questions that are unanswered, and if we keep on going, we can possibly get answers."
★ Titania: * She moves on.
: [Infact, All his pokemon except for the six he had on his team[
Cain LaRue: Right.
: [Same for everyone else]
Victoria: nods, curling his hands into fists.
: [Oh dear.]
Fern: [Rush only lost one pokemon]
Cain LaRue: runs forth
Victoria: *her
★ Titania: [Frisk lost a Porygon-Z and Rocky.]
Fern: follows.
Cain LaRue: [Mettaton lost a SHITLOAD.]
Taka: [I lost a scrafty and a corsola lol]
: [R.I.P The FUCK YOU Crawdaunt.]
Cain LaRue: [RIP Robbie
Victoria: [RIP invisible Steelix]
: [Theres a cave.]
: [It has a grunt in it...]
Cain LaRue: ...Should we?
★ Titania: "Hey, you!"
Victoria: was going to try to sneak up on him.
Taka: readies wynaut
: Taka [Taka] disconnected.
: [ohshit ice cream truck is outside]
Fern: wants ice-cream.
★ Titania: * She glances to the ice cream truck.
★ Titania: ".. Fern, don't get distracted."
Fern: "What, you'd think I would get distracted?"
Cain LaRue: looks to it but then at the grunt.
Victoria: looks to the ice cream truck too. It'd be nice, with the erupting volcano and all, but she's got a mission to accomplish.
★ Titania: * She looks back at the grunt and heads forward.
: Wandering Frisk's connection timed out.
Victoria: follows, silently, her pokeball at the ready.
Cain LaRue: ...
Fern: wonders if there was ever even an ice cream truck in the first place.
Chime: ((oh shit did laharl actually go see the icecream truck
Cain LaRue: ((i think
★ Titania: ((oh
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
Victoria: ((riiiip
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Cain LaRue: ((omg
Fern: is switching focus between the ice cream truck and the grunt.
Fern: a lot.
: [Ice cream truck passed us up.]
Victoria: checks her watch.
Victoria: [RIP]
: ((NO))
Cain LaRue: ((yes
: [The ice cream truck drives away. Leaving an indent in the sand.]
Victoria: turns her full attention to the ice cream truck.
★ Titania: "Man in black, are you going to respond or what?"
Fern: tries to ignore the ice cream truck leaving. "See, I told you I wouldn't get distracted."
: The man turns around.
: "Oh shit its them!"
Cain LaRue: Uh huh.
: "Go, Steelix!"
: [Who will fight]
★ Titania: "It's us."
★ Titania: ".. Oh boy."
Cain LaRue: !
Cain LaRue: nope
★ Titania: "I'm not going to fight, I'm mainly steel."
Cain LaRue: Nope.
★ Titania: "Victoria?"
Victoria: stands forward. "On it!"
: [Grunt #9238 challenges Victoria]
Victoria: ((oh shit
★ Titania: "Great job."
Victoria: ((that was kara's steelix
: [The steelix is recalled.]
Cain LaRue: ((OH SHIT
★ Titania: ((ohhhhhhHHhHHHHH
Cain LaRue: ....
Victoria: ((or one with a similar name
: "Goddamnit that kid's pokemon is SHIT!"
Cain LaRue: Whose.
: "Elite four my ass!" The grunt starts to run.
Victoria: No, you just need to learn your type matchups!
: ((If you haven't noticed MV.))
Cain LaRue: He stole from the Elite Four?!
: ((Victoria has Mimi the Medicham))
Cain LaRue: ((yes i know
Cain LaRue: ((bc thats where she was ten years ago
★ Titania: ".. Fucking hell!"
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Victoria: He did... what a jerk.
: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] disconnected.
★ Titania: * She moves on.
: [Further down the cave, pokemon crawl around.]
Cain LaRue: moves on too.
Fern: follows
: [A kabutops stares at you as you walk by.]
Victoria: follows Titania, watching the pokemon.
Cain LaRue: ...
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★ Titania: ".." She watches the Kabutops carefully.
: [The kabutops nods it's head, gesturing for them to go on.]
Cain LaRue: goes on.
★ Titania: * She looks forward, and goes on.
Victoria: smiles. "Thank you."
: [As you walk on, it's easy to notice the grunt from before, he's unconscious, and appears to have been Kabutopped.]
: [Rekt.]
Taka: ((I am live now
Fern: follows and follows.
: [A Corsola stares down at you.]
Cain LaRue: looks at it
: [It's a nametag hanging off the side of it. Like a dog collar.]
Cain LaRue: ...
★ Titania: * She also looks at it.
Victoria: stares back.
Cain LaRue: tries to see the nametah
: 'My name is FUCK OFF DECIBEL'
Cain LaRue: ...
Victoria: ... What kind of a name is that?
Cain LaRue: Wow.
Taka: [Also it was fuck you decibel not fuck off decibel
Cain LaRue: Whoever named that was an asshole.
★ Titania: "... Somebody hates a guy named Decibel."
: [A wierd...lavalamp green snail thing is seemingly sleeping off to the side.]
Fern: nods.
: 'Helena Shell.'
★ Titania: [hell in a shell you fuck]
Victoria: ... Cute.
★ Titania: "It is. Kind of."
Cain LaRue: Cute.
Taka: (( oh my
★ Titania: "Helena Shell. Sounds like some sort of popstar."
Cain LaRue: Nice.
: [A metallic, thing, drops down from the ceiling.]
: [It stares at Titania, not breaking eye contact.]
Cain LaRue: ...
★ Titania: * She stares back.
★ Titania: "Hello there."
: It keeps staring, this is a challenge.
: [Challenge Sent]
★ Titania: "Shit!"
: [The kitsunoh continues staring at Titania.]
Cain LaRue: Fuck!
: [It bows it's head, nodding, and steps to the side.]
Cain LaRue: ....
: [You gotta know who's the fucking alpha here.]
Victoria: ... We can continue.
★ Titania: "Hm."
★ Titania: "Looks like they own the cave."
★ Titania: * She moves forward.
Cain LaRue: nods, heading on.
Taka: moves forward
: [You enter a large clearing.]
: ((Hey remember Roxxy the Genesect))
Cain LaRue: ((yes
: ((The Genesect that could learn anything a kabutops could))
Cain LaRue: ((except its roxxxy but ye
: ((Huh. I wonder why theres a Kabutops here?))
: [The clearing is open to the sky.]
: [Ash pours down gently.]
Cain LaRue: ...
Cain LaRue: Wow.
: [Theres pokemon running around.]
Cain LaRue: examines the pokemon
: [An Aron walks up to Titania's leg, and starts playfully headbutting it.]
: [A gastly locks eyes with Cain, and grins.]
Taka: looks for more pokemon that fit the theme I think laharl's going for
★ Titania: * She kneels down next to the Aron. "Hello there."
Cain LaRue: smiles at the gastly.
Cain LaRue: Hello.
: [The aron makes a pleased noise, and hops into a pokeball]
: [Titania has acquired DeLa the Aron.]
★ Titania: ".. Sweet."
Cain LaRue: OH FUCK
Cain LaRue: ((OH FUCK
Victoria: holds her hands out, collecting ash in her palm.
★ Titania: [is it stuck as DeLa]
: [Yes]
★ Titania: [or can i rename it]
★ Titania: [ok]
Cain LaRue: bitch thats mettatons
: [A torchick steps up to Victoria, hopping in her hand.]
: [It starts pecking at the ash.]
Cain LaRue: yallre gettin drag pokemon
Cain LaRue: smiles at Gastly.
Victoria: smiles. "Hello there."
Cain LaRue: Hello.
: [The gastly flicks around Cain, before laughing.]
: [It enters one of Cain's pokeballs.]
Cain LaRue: Oh, nice.
: [Cain has acquired a Gastly.]
Cain LaRue: cool
: [The Torchik happily tweets, and dances around.]
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
: [Victoria has acquired a Torchik.]
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Taka: ((Am I right in assuming Taka's theme is annoying prick
Victoria: smiles, patting it on the head.
: [Taka looks around for pokemon...]
Fern: "Huh"
Taka: ((Eyyyyyyy
: [And finds a...staravia.]
: [The bird is holding some kind of stone.]
: ((Ayy))
Female Asriel: She's currently sleeping with Hywel who I assume fell asleep on the couch, holding him very protectively
Taka: examines the stone
Asriel_Dreemurr: -The potion wore off in his sleep.-
: [It's an eviolite]
Taka: sweeet
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is back to having a dick.-
: [The bird chirps, and happily hops on Taka's shoulder.]
: [Taka has gotten an eviolite hellbird. God save us all.]
Female Asriel: She's been asleep about 18 hours now
: [Something sneaks up behidn Fern.]
: [It grabs him, and promptly suplexes him. Luckily, the grass is soft, and the pokemon is gentle.]
Hywel: -He wakes up.-
: [So Fern just got playfully suplexed by a Breloom]
Hywel: "...Oh thank god that's all over..."
Fern: "..I feel like this is going to continue to happen"
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Female Asriel: She has her head tucked in his shoulder, holding him pretty tight
: [The breloom seems happy that Fern is a good sport.]
: [Fern has gotten a Breloom.]
Hywel: "You up?"
Victoria: cuddles her little bird close.
Fern: "Hey, I told you having me was going to make this better"
Female Asriel: She's not awake yet
★ Titania: * She presses the button and out comes DeLa. "Nice to meet you. I'm Titania, just so you know."
: [Shit i'll brb]
Cain LaRue: sends Arsenic out.
Cain LaRue: Hello, 'm Cain, and you're a sweet darling, aren't'cha?
: Taka [Taka] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: wakes up, not moving too much from her position
★ Titania: ".. I'll call you DeLa. I don't know why, it just feels right."
Fanta: "Hey.."
Hywel: "Good morning, Fanta."
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Cain LaRue: You're Arsenic now. You're toxic, I'm slipping under.
Hywel: "I should get a nick-name for you..."
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★ Titania: "Anyways, I hope we can see each other in battle many times in the foreseeable future."
Fanta: "Hm?"
Cain LaRue: Nice to have a sweet ghost on the team.
★ Titania: * She pats DeLa on the head gently.
Fanta: "Oh, hey it wore off"
Cain LaRue: returns Arsenic after patting her.
★ Titania: * She also returns DeLa.
Victoria: sighs to herself, watching the ash fall.
Hywel: "Yep."
Cain LaRue: DeLa, huh? Cool.
Cain LaRue: Sounds glamorous.
★ Titania: "It does, actually."
Fanta: is still holding him
Hywel: "Did something try to attack me?"
Fern: (( Roofie the Breloom ))
★ Titania: [s]"I could of called it A Shit of Mercury, though."[/s]
Fern: (( My god please save me ))
Fanta: "Um... no"
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
Victoria: pats her Torchic on the head. "I'm naming you Hestia."
Hywel: "You just seem like you're being protective."
Fanta: "Oh... s-sorry.."
Fanta: sounds down
Hywel: "I don't dislike it."
Hywel: "I was just pointing it out."
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Fern: (( Also, Roofie is somehow extremely fitting ))
Cain LaRue: 's Nidorino is Mercury.
★ Titania: * A shit of Mercury.
Fanta: scratches his neck floof, she's still not letting go. If she wasn't in his shoulder, he'd see she looks pretty down
Hywel: "So, how was your sleep?"
Fanta: "It was nice.. still kinda tired"
★ Titania: ((YES
Hywel: "You feeling alright?"
Fanta: "Eh.. I guess"
Fanta: reluctantly unhugs bit, sitting up
★ Titania: ((slarvath you need to change your fucking color
Fern: (( My team is currently Weed Pot Kush Roofie ))
Hywel: "Something wrong?"
★ Titania: ((for different characters
Fanta: ((No
Cain LaRue: ((roofies arent weed
★ Titania: ((why
Fern: (( close enough ))
Cain LaRue: ((not really
Fanta: "Just.. I don't know"
★ Titania: ((roofies are where you slip drugs into somebody's drink
Cain LaRue: ((its not even a plant
★ Titania: ((so they pass out etc etc
Fern: (( Shut the fuck up ))
Cain LaRue: ((no
Cain LaRue: ((you broke your theme
Hywel: "...You feeling okay?"
★ Titania: ((no
Hywel: "Emotionally?"
Cain LaRue: ((i have a theme i stick with it
Fanta: "Sorry... I'm.. yeah"
Cain LaRue: ((my team is mercury, ricin, and arsenic. all are poisons.
Fern: (( Alright fucking fine
Hywel: "Please tell me."
Fern: (( Jesus fuckin christ
Cain LaRue: ((im messing with you
Fanta: ((My team is all horrible insults/pokemon names
Cain LaRue: ((you dont have to change it
Fanta: "I'm.. I don't really know. I feel like crying but I don't know why"
Fern: (( I liked Roofie better because it was a pokemon with moves either putting itself/the enemy to rest or fucking with it as soon as it happens ))
Cain LaRue: ((thats very fitting
★ Titania: ((it is
Hywel: "You can always cry on me."
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
Hywel: "I'll try my best to cheer you up."
Fanta: smiles a bit, hugging him
Fanta: "Sorry.. I really don't know what the deal is.."
Hywel: "It's fine, not an issue,really."
Hywel: "Just keep hugging me and feel better."
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Fanta: hugs him tight
Fanta: "T-thanks.." she sniffles a bit
Hywel: "Wanna go home? Let it all out?"
Fanta: nods a bit
Fanta: "I feel like s-something bad's happening.. I don't know.. my head feels strange.."
Hywel: -He picks her up, in a romantic-ish style, and walks to the anydoor, heading to Fantas timeline.-
★ Titania: * la hurllllllll
★ Titania: * i shall summon you
Fern: (( brb getting food ))
Hywel: -He lies her down on the bed when they arrive, and he lies next to her.-
Fanta: is silently crying
Fern: follows the group once they leave
Fanta: hugs him close on the bed
Hywel: -He cuddles very close.-
Hywel: "Can you describe what's the matter?"
Fanta: "Something's wrong.. S-something's wrong and I don't know what it is.."
Hywel: "...I'm sorry..."
Fanta: "I-it hurts.. I don't know why.."
Hywel: "I wish I could help..."
★ Titania: * mv was DeLa a boy or a girl
★ Titania: * or neither
Cain LaRue: yes
Cain LaRue: shes a girl
★ Titania: * ok
Cain LaRue: all of them are women except laganja
Cain LaRue: and the sexless ones
★ Titania: * so far titania's entire team is female
Cain LaRue: has one female on his team
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Fanta: just holds onto him and cries
★ Titania: * i just realized
★ Titania: * attliA
★ Titania: * silviA
★ Titania: * delA
★ Titania: * amariA
Cain LaRue: titaniA
Victoria: -wow-
Cain LaRue: it wouldve been all IA but dela is my bitch youre gonna deal with her
★ Titania: * i know
★ Titania: * i'll deal with her
★ Titania: * [color=#FF0000]:)[/color]
★ Titania: * lolno
Victoria: checks her watch again.
: ((Back))
: ((Sorry))
Victoria: ((it's okay
: ((I had to get icecream from the icecream struck))
★ Titania: ((it's fine
: ((Which meant chasing it on my bike))
★ Titania: ((wow
★ Titania: ((epic chase scene by laharl
Cain LaRue: ((nice
★ Titania: ((CaU: The Movie
Fanta: ((rip
Fanta: ((rip ad
★ Titania: ((it flashes from IC to OOC right when Laharl says ((brb)) it flashes to laharl chasing the ice cream truck on his bike, roundabout plays in the background))
Cain LaRue: ((lol
: ((Directed by Michael 'Dat' Boi.))
★ Titania: ((no like the ice cream truck is blaring roundabout
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
: [Continue on?]
★ Titania: [Yes.]
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: Fanta [Fanta] is now Taka [Taka].
Taka: [Yes]
Victoria: [Heck yes]
★ Titania: * She grabs Doublade, returns DeLa, and moves on.
Cain LaRue: [Heck yeah]
★ Titania: ((IT'S NOT THAT HARD
: [Theres a grunt, guarding a veritable mountain of rare candy.]
Taka: ((NO
: [You can continue on past him.]
: [Or go for the lootzs]
★ Titania: [go for the lootz]
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
Taka: [I will loot]
Victoria: glances at the others, then tries to go for the lootz.
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: [The man's got three pokeballs at his belt]
★ Titania: [well i have three pokemon]
: [A icy-blue one, a black and white one, and a pink one.]
Cain LaRue: oh boy
★ Titania: * ice, steel and dark, and fairy?
Taka: will pound his ass
Cain LaRue: or psychic
★ Titania: * true
: [Select a member to fight]
Cain LaRue: or they correlate to trainers
★ Titania: * she wants to go for it
Cain LaRue: ...Hm.....
Taka: I will
: [Taka is chosen]
Taka: sweet
★ Titania: * fuck off
: [Titania has already fought last time let others have some fucking fun]
★ Titania: * ok
: [The man notices Taka, and sends out his first pokemon!]
★ Titania: * i'm only saying if she has to.
★ Titania: * i'm not stopping anybody else
★ Titania: * so i'll add that from now on
: [The man falls over, bleeding from the ears from boomburst spam]
Cain LaRue: Nice.
★ Titania: * She claps.
: [He falls over and lands on a lever...]
: [The pile of candies explodes.]
Victoria: Darn!
Taka: "Thank you, my sweet"
★ Titania: "... Damn it."
Cain LaRue: shields himself
Taka: "Oh.."
Cain LaRue: Fuck.
: [In the rubble...]
★ Titania: * After the explosion, she checks if there was anything left.
: [You can find some candies]
: [Everyone has recieved 1 rare candy.]
★ Titania: "Oh, at least we got something."
Cain LaRue: ...Okay, nice.
★ Titania: * She uses the rare candy on Aron.
Taka: uses the rare candy on wynaut
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
★ Titania: * DeLa*
★ Titania: * Respect the drag queen
: [Wobuffeet gotten]
Taka: ((Do u lick my clever names :DDDD
: [Whatever that second form of Aron is gotten]
Victoria: uses her rare candy on her torchic.
: Jalphys's connection timed out.
: [Combusken gotten]
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★ Titania: * it's lairon
★ Titania: * you fuck
★ Titania: * remember that shit
Fern: (( Why did I choose the longest think I can make ))
: [Fern now has TWO candies]
Taka: ((I am 100% sure Taka's theme is "annoying"
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: [You can bet your sweet ass it is]
: [Psst, Staravia can learn Feather Dance, and Roost]
: [Heh.]
Cain LaRue: evolves Ricin.
Taka: ((Where's my twave, substitute, confuse ray, struggle bug illumise m8
: [Continue on?]
Victoria: [Yeah]
: [Ricing evolved yadyadyada]
: [Theres one more grunt, blocking a cave entrance to the final room.]
Taka: ((Oh boy
: [He's got one pokeball around his waist, it's green.]
: [It's radiating some kind of power.]
★ Titania: [My ass is a mix of sweet and sour]
Taka: ((Ooh boy..
★ Titania: [Get it right]
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
: [You bet your honey mustard ass it is]
★ Titania: "Hmm."
Taka: ((I'm not gonna be on much for a bit, r2 situation
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Cain LaRue: ((ok
Cain LaRue: ((also dela had rock head
★ Titania: ((ok
Cain LaRue: ...
: [Who will fight the meteor admin?]
Victoria: stares this person down.
Victoria: [Is that celebi in there?]
Cain LaRue: I'm Poison, I should be able to take it
★ Titania: "Yeah."
★ Titania: "You need to fight, anyways."
Victoria: nods. "Go ahead."
: [The man sends out the pokemon, aiming to fight Cain!]
Fern: "I'll let you have this one"
Cain LaRue: will fight!
: [Get Online]
★ Titania: ((The admin chops Titania's arm off))
★ Titania: ((lolno
: [ ]
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
: [The godly pokemon falls over, making a small crater.
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★ Titania: "Oh, look, they have God."
: [The meteor grunt just nods, and steps backwards through the door.]
Victoria: claps. "You did it!"
Cain LaRue: I just kicked God's ass.
★ Titania: "Also, wonderful job."
★ Titania: "Yes you did."
: [No]
Cain LaRue: [ok good]
Fern: (( "But I'm right here!" ))
Cain LaRue: heads forth
Cain LaRue: ((gg
: [Continue on?]
Victoria: [ye]
★ Titania: [Yes.]
Cain LaRue: yes
Fern: continues on
★ Titania: ((also chime look at this rn
Victoria: ((omf
★ Titania: ((gaston news
: [You have reached the top of the volcano]
Taka: ((Ok... this is going better than I thought it would
: [Theres a...camerupt, hooked up to some sort of wierd machine.]
★ Titania: "What the.."
Taka: ((Might be on, maybe not
Cain LaRue: ((ok
Victoria: looks around, gasping a little when she sees the camerupt.
: [It's roaring, and exploding parts of the volcano]
Cain LaRue: cringes.
: [A man in a robe, El, is watching.]
★ Titania: "..." She looks to El.
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
: "Good. Soon enough the power generated this will erase Apophyll, and we won't have to worry about thos ancestors for too long."
: Jalphys's connection timed out.
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Fern: (( ))
★ Titania: "Thanks for telling us your plan, by the way."
Cain LaRue: How dare you...
Victoria: Do all evil people do this?
★ Titania: "It's a massive cliché, so yes, most people do."
Fern: "I mean, my great grandmother does this all the time."
: El simply nods.
: "Goodbye."
: ((Dear god DD is playing the shit out of Fern's last name))
: ((Seville. Has shittons of family))
: ((Kek))
Fern: (( :D ))
Victoria: runs to stop El.
: He jumps off the Volcano, smirking.
★ Titania: * She runs to the fucking machine.
: He lands on a helicopters, and flies away.
Victoria: No!
: The camerupt remains...
Victoria: turns to the camerupt.
★ Titania: * And breaks the machine with Doublade.
: The only way to turn it off is to incapacitate the camerupt.
★ Titania: * Well, tries to.
: [Who will fight it?]
★ Titania: "... It's not working."
★ Titania: * only if she has to
Cain LaRue: Maybe we gotta faint it?
★ Titania: "Perhaps."
★ Titania: * or only if she's able to
★ Titania: * she has lairon
★ Titania: * it has rock moves
Victoria: will fight it.
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
★ Titania: [laharl we need to have a damn cycle for this]
★ Titania: [or whoever is effective]
★ Titania: [this is gonna get confusing real fast]
: [I have,[
: [I've been optimizing the enemies to be specifically good for one team member to fight]
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: [Titania or Victoria?]
Taka: ((So... yeah
: [Camerupt is the first pokemon that'll be difficult for everyone not named Taka.]
Taka: ((I think it's good now
★ Titania: [I don't fucking know]
Taka: is back in, situation semi-handled
Cain LaRue: ((ok, please be ok
★ Titania: ((yeah is everything good
★ Titania: * well titania can fight, but victoria can too
★ Titania: * that's the damn choice fuck off frisky
Frisky: ((ok
Victoria: already has her pokeballs at the ready.
★ Titania: * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
★ Titania: * she does, too
: [Do I need to do a coinflip]
★ Titania: [yes]
Victoria: [sure]
: [The camerupt roars, and fires fire at the firey Victoria]
Taka: ((It's not me, it's a friend of Azzy's
Cain LaRue: steos back
Victoria: winces, then gets ready to fight.
★ Titania: * She does the same.
Cain LaRue: ((i know but please try to help everything stay ok
Taka: ((Yeah
★ Titania: "Good job."
Victoria: breathes a sigh of relief. "I did it..."
: [The Camerupt falls over...]
★ Titania: "You did well."
Cain LaRue: Good job...
: [And in a last burst of power, pushes every off the cliffside with an earthquake]
★ Titania: [and it has a stroke and dies]
Cain LaRue: Agh!
★ Titania: "FUCK!"
: [Surf down the cliffside, like fucking action heroes or die]
Cain LaRue: grabs the nearest person.
Victoria: surfs donw the cliffside because fuck dying.
★ Titania: * She uses Doublade to kind of slide down slower?
Cain LaRue: It's Victoria.
★ Titania: * And surfs in style.
: [Flipping coins]
★ Titania: * Because nobody likes Titania
Cain LaRue: uses her to regain balance and slide.
Cain LaRue: Sorry...
Victoria: wobbles a little. "It's fine!"
: [Taka fails the coinflip.]
: [He gets hit by a falling rock]
★ Titania: * HAHA
Taka: is hit, etc
Taka: i'm back out
: [Victoria wins the coin flip]
Taka: more shit has surfaced
Cain LaRue: ((oh no
★ Titania: ((oh no
Victoria: ((oh no
Fern: attempts to not die.
: [She ramps off a falling rock, and, on reflex, manages to grab some kind of orb that slides past her]
: [Victoria can now put Life Orbs on her pokemon]
Victoria: [Nice]
★ Titania: [NICE]
Cain LaRue: [cool cool]
: [Titania wins the coinflip]
: [A falling rock smashes infront of her, it's full of gems.]
★ Titania: "Oh, hell yeah!"
: [Titania can now put Gem's on her pokemon]
Victoria: ((we
Cain LaRue: ((we
★ Titania: ((AND EVEN IF WE CAN'T
Victoria: ((and if you think we can't
: [Cain fails the coin flip]
★ Titania: * Girl power.
Victoria: ((oh rip
Cain LaRue: is fucking dead
★ Titania: ((OF REBORN
★ Titania: ((HATE US
: [He gets clipped by a stalagtite on the way down, and goes into a spin.]
: [Fern...]
Cain LaRue: screams
: [Wins the coin flip]
: [51.]
: [You won the coin flip by 1 number]
Cain LaRue: WHY
Taka: ((Getting 15 minutes of [Username] is typing during this is fucking great
Fern: apparently somehow got his balance right and is surfing down the mountain. "See? This isn't too bad"
: [A pair of sunglasses fall out of a rock.]
: [They've got a nametag on them.]
Taka: ((And Azzy is just.. miserable right now
: ['Karamatsu Glasses #998']
: [They land on Fern's face.]
Karamatsu: [Yeah, he's lame enough to do that]
: [Fern can now equip sunglasses to his pokemon]
Cain LaRue: ((oh no
: [Er.]
Cain LaRue: ((:(
: [Blackglasses]
Fern: panics because he's blind.
★ Titania: * She's still going down smoothly.
★ Titania: * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cain LaRue: is bleeding
: [Because of the majority win]
: [Bonus coinflip]
Victoria: (( have dedan on an acid trip
: [The coinflip is won]
Cain LaRue: ((DEDAMN
: [Everyone abruptly ramps off a giant rock]
: [And land on the back of various birds]
: [Cain is on a very annoyed Venemoth]
Fern: "Are we dead?"
: [Titania is on a skarmory]
: [Fern is riding a Tropius]
: [Victoria is hanging off of a hawlucha]
: [Taka is floating ontop of a drifblim]
Cain LaRue: thats not a bird but ok
★ Titania: "Hey there, Skarmory!"
Victoria: grips tightly to the luchador bird's feet. "Good grief..."
★ Titania: * she's perfectly calm during all of this
Victoria: ((victoria: yare yare daze
★ Titania: * fucking hell what has this woman done
: [I'm imagining everyone doing this calmly]
Cain LaRue: ((yare yare dawa
: [With Cain just screaming his head off.]
Fern: "See, I'd told you everything would be fine."
★ Titania: [I just put a rock gem on Lairon]
★ Titania: [Head smash for life]
Taka: ((Ok is it done I think it's done please let it be done
Cain LaRue: ((i hope its done
Victoria: ((I don't think I'll be doing plot tonight, it's rather late and i've had a pounding headache all day
Taka: is mouth breathing, just going along for the ride
: [Okay fine Cain is somehow being lifted by a very strong golbat]
Cain LaRue: ((ok
Taka: ((I can work some plot tonight
Taka: ((Azzy's not gonna rp for a while
Cain LaRue: yes good
Cain LaRue: ((i understand
: [Instead of stopping, you all just ride your pokemon]
: [Kiki is seen staring up at you with a 'DAFUQ' face]
Cain LaRue: is crying and bleeding.
Victoria: starts to grin a little, letting out a little squeal of delight.
★ Titania: * She smirks, giving the peace sign to Kiki.
: [Oh stop being such a baby cain you only got hit by a rock]
: [Crybaby Cain]
: Kiki just...waves, and does a 'hadouken' pose.
Victoria: Hiiii, Kiki-sensei!
: She fires some kind of pink aura energy into the group of pokemon.
Fern: flinches.
: [Heal Pulse is totally an aura move.]
: [Cain's skin is clearing and his crops are flourishing]
★ Titania: [HAH]
Taka: "..."
Taka: "This is fine."
Cain LaRue: looks to his now not bleeding leg.
★ Titania: "This is [i]really[/i] entertaining!"
: [She does a bow, and re-enters her academy.]
Fern: "Oh, so we're going to be fine"
★ Titania: "Now THIS is my style."
Victoria: giggles.
: [You fly over the ocean.]
★ Titania: "Woooo!"
Taka: ((It is over thank god
: [You pass through some clouds, and upon coming out.]
★ Titania: ((thank goodness
Cain LaRue: ((oh my god good
: [Theres another girl riding near you.]
: "Haaaaay 'Tania! You can fly too?"
Victoria: looks over, curious.
Taka: ((Everyone is alive and happy to be so
: Where the FUCK did Joulia get a zapdos?
★ Titania: * She looks over to Joulia. "Hell yeah I can!"
★ Titania: "Also, nice Zapdos!"
: "Thanks!"
Cain LaRue: looks to her, and grins. "Hey. Nice ride."
: She flies ahead.
Victoria: looks kind of nervous. Flying or not, that's still an electric pokemon.
Victoria: -And, she's hanging by the strength of her hands alone.-
Cain LaRue: totally wasn't crying a minute ago.
: [You go through another cloud.]
Taka: is playing with his chatot, completely oblivious to the fact they're flying
: [A man in a very stylish pink outfit, and a pregnant woman in an even more stylish outfit, are suddenly flying next to you on a metagross.]
Cain LaRue: ...Whoa.
★ Titania: "Oh my."
: "Zina...will you marry me?" "YES RADOMUS NOEL AND ANNA WILL BE SO HAPPY!~"
: They dissapear behind another cloud.
Cain LaRue: ...
Cain LaRue: Uh.
Victoria: ... Huh.
Victoria: Now that's how you propose.
★ Titania: "Definitely."
Cain LaRue: I'll try that.
★ Titania: "I could try that."
: [Another cloud]
Cain LaRue: ((there are good proposals, there's mettaton's proposal, and then there are awesome proposals like that
: [Decibel stares back at you from the other end.]
Cain LaRue: ...
: "...Nice ride." Xe says from atop xir Yveltal.
Victoria: ((tfw a whore's proposal was more classier than mettaton's
Cain LaRue: Hey beautiful.
Cain LaRue: ((exactly
Victoria: nods to xem.
Cain LaRue: winks to xem.
: "Cain...we've talked about this." Xe say, jokingly.
Taka: ((tfw selfcest proposal was classier than mettaton
Cain LaRue: Oh come on, you know I'm messing with you.
Taka: "Oh hey.. it's that guy corsola didn't like"
Cain LaRue: Mostly.
Victoria: ((although granted, Fellby's proposal was like, "muffet do you wanna wear this ring" and she was like "yup"
: "Yeah, I know." Xe says, before widening their eyes at the last word.
Cain LaRue: ((im gonna propose like mettaton
: "...I should go." Xe dissapears behind another stormcloud.
Cain LaRue: ((jk
Victoria: ... Okay, bye!
Cain LaRue: chuckles.
★ Titania: "Bye!"
: [Another cloud]
★ Titania: ((i could totally propose like metta
Cain LaRue: Xe'll never know whether I'm actually flirting or not.
Victoria: Are you?
: [A man riding an aerodactyl likes it's a surfboard stares at you, strumming his rock guitar.]
Cain LaRue: Maybe.
Cain LaRue: Hello.
: "Hey sis! Nice ride!" Hardy Andersen says, referring to Titania.
★ Titania: "Ehh."
★ Titania: "Oh, hey! Thanks!"
: "Where'd you get a skarmory?"
Victoria: glances between the two. "Your brother's this cool?"
★ Titania: "I got pushed off a volcano."
★ Titania: "And I landed on top of it."
★ Titania: "Just the usual."
: "..."
★ Titania: * She shrugs.
: "...Niiiice."
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: He strums his ROCK GUITAR.
: And dissapears in a wave of badass.
Cain LaRue: Nice.
★ Titania: "And, yes, my brother is that cool."
Victoria: Damn.
Taka: ((Ey bread
: ((Ey))
: [Two more clouds to go]
Cain LaRue: ((yo
: [Another cloud passes...]
Female Asriel: she has not stopped for a second, in fact she's gotten even worse
: [Decibel stares back at you. An older decibel.]
Hywel: -He was just snuggling with Fanta as she cries.-
: "...Holy shit you guys were so cute when you were teenagers."
★ Titania: "... Hello, again."
: "Have you seen any meteor grunts?"
Cain LaRue: Hello aga-- huh?
Cain LaRue: Yes?
★ Titania: "Yeah."
★ Titania: "Also, what the fuck."
: "Where? I kinda gotta fix time."
Cain LaRue: Back on the beach.
Fern: gives decibel a blank face.
Female Asriel: She finally calms down a bit, "I-I'm sorry.."
: "Alright, thanks."
: Decibel starts to turn around...
: And gets meteor smashes by a magikarp. That somehow jumps hundreds of feet into the air.
★ Titania: "..."
Victoria: Shit!
★ Titania: * She laughs.
Victoria: then covers her mouth.
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
: Golden Magikarps man.
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Hywel: "Don't be sorry..."
★ Titania: [it's a magikarp that knows fly]
Cain LaRue: Oh my god!
Cain LaRue: *bounce
★ Titania: [true]
★ Titania: [it would be more magestic if it flied though]
Fern: (( It's modded magikarp ))
Female Asriel: "I-I think it's ok now.."
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
★ Titania: ((AaaAaaaaaaAAAA
Taka: ((HA
Taka: ((GET REKT
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Victoria: ((good fucking bye dedan
Hywel: "That's great, Fanta."
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
Hywel: "I'm glad to her it."
: Her*
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: Taka [Taka] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: Hear*
Fanta: sits up in bed, wiping her eyes
Fanta: "God.. I don't know what came over me.."
: [Someone flies next to you.]
Hywel: "Probably just some bad emotions."
★ Titania: * She looks to that someone.
: [It's a man with a TV for a head.]
: [He doesn't have pokemon]
: [Or wings]
Hywel: "But you're okay now, right?"
★ Titania: ".. What the hell."
: [He's just flying.]
Fanta: wants her goddamn tv back
Fanta: "I think so.."
★ Titania: "Is that a new Pokémon?"
Victoria: Maybe some form of Rotom...
Fanta: "Heh... you look silly with a bra still on"
Cain LaRue: shrugs
: [He dissapears]
Hywel: "Anything you wanna- I took it off...?"
Victoria: ((i used the wrong chipset too
: [Finaly cloud]
Hywel: -He took it off.-
Fanta: well you didn't say that
: [Someone else is now riding on the other side of Cain's golbat.]
Fanta: has been hugging you for like the past day how did you manage that
Hywel: "Anyways, anything you wanna do? Like maybe each some tv, go back to the bar or something."
★ Titania: * She looks to that someone.
Cain LaRue: looks to them.
Hywel: -Magic.-
Fanta: "We could head back to the bar"
Hywel: "Sire thing."
: Sure*
: [He's 10 years older than you and his purple hair is nowhere near bad.]
Fanta: "Is Azalea here? I should check on her"
: "Heyyyyy, i'm cute~"
Victoria: ...Holy crud.
★ Titania: "Okay, what the fuck is going on."
Cain LaRue: ...Heyyyy, yeah I am.
Azalea: -Shes asleep in Shea's room.-
: "Don't mind me, cutes!~"
Cain LaRue: winks to himself.
Fern: is going to try to ignore the fact that Cain doubled.
: "Just doing the time warp again~" He winks back.
Fanta: gets up, and checks on her, quietly
Azalea: -Unless Shea is donr with school or whatever.-
: Done*
Cain LaRue: Heh.
Fanta: she's not
: "Pssst, duck!"
: Cain drops off the golbat, doing a swan dive into the ocean.
Fanta: not for a while
Azalea: -Her arm is in a cast.-
Cain LaRue: ducks
Fanta: smiles a bit, then heads back to Hywel
Azalea: -Must have fractured something, aswell as had a really bad cut.-
: [A rock flies inches over Cain's head]
Hywel: "She was fine yesterday."
Fanta: "You know"
Hywel: "She okay?"
: [Carracosta used Rock Blast!]
★ Titania: "Huh, your future self just saved you quite a bit of trouble."
Fanta: "Yeah"
Cain LaRue: Holy shit.
: [...But it missed]
★ Titania: "Also, oh my fuck."
Cain LaRue: Yeah.
Hywel: "Okay, as you were saying."
Fanta: "I think I owe you a bit for that costume"
Hywel: "What costume?"
Hywel: "The maid one?"
Fanta: "Yep"
: [You land back in reborn city]
Victoria: This is weird. Although the guy did mention a temporal ana... ana...
Victoria: clears her throat.
Hywel: "...Nah, it's fine."
Victoria: Anamoly.
Cain LaRue: Yeah...
★ Titania: * She gets off of Skarmory. She pets it a bit.
Hywel: "Went better than I thought it would."
Fanta: "Although it was cute, you were really red"
Victoria: -All that flying dried out her mouth.-
★ Titania: "Indeed."
: [Your various flying pokemon decide to stay with you]
Hywel: "That's true."
★ Titania: [niceee]
: [You have recieved whatever flyer you just rid]
Cain LaRue: [nice]
Fanta: [Sweet drifblim]
Fanta: "Soooo, before we head back"
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
Hywel: "Yeah?"
Fanta: hops into the closet for a second and comes out in that, it fits her much better if you know what I mean
Hywel: "Looks cute."
Fanta: smiles
: [Episode 2 complete.]
Fanta: "Let's go, then"
Victoria: [yay]
Hywel: -He nods, getting up.-
Victoria: heads back to her room to rest.
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: [The great hall has rooms to accomodate trainers serving in Reborn]
Cain LaRue: Ugh...
Fanta: smol is nowhere to be seen in the bar, unless AD can magically find his hiding spot
: ((Btw gonna sleep soon cause I have to get on a flight tomorrow))
★ Titania: * She heads back to her room, with the Skarmory.
Cain LaRue: Can I go rest?
Fanta: ((Rippppp
Cain LaRue: ((ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is looking for him then.-
: ((Day 2 of Ancestors is complete))
Fanta: heads to the bar in her outfit
: ((How was it.))
Cain LaRue: ((nice))
Victoria: ((pretty good
Hywel: -He's with her.-
Fanta: ((Good, sorry I had to drop out
: Victoria [Victoria] is now Chime [Chime].
Chime: ((anyway i'm gonna be ooc for the night
Fanta: ((Wait a minute if you stay up late you can sleep through the flight
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Fanta, Hywel. Oh, you look fairly dressed up, for coming here."
★ Titania: ((ok
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue's connection timed out.
Fanta: "Well, he came here in this. So I figured it was only fair"
: ((Yeah, still have to get up and wait 3 hours at the airport))
: ((With my luck it'll get delayed too))
: ((And then the world will end))
Fanta: ((And you can sleep through that too
: ((Yes I will sleep through the apocalypse))
Fanta: ((Yes
: ((I am Napstablook))
Fanta: is holding his hand, she sits with him
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, you look great."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not saying that In a flirtatious way, though."
Cain LaRue: goes to a room
Hywel: -He leans on Fanta./
: -*
Fanta: accepts the lean
Fanta: "Thanks, I haven't worn this in forever"
: Cain Byxbaxion LaRue [Cain LaRue] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Chime: ((hmmm, now to figure out passability
: In Fanta and Hywel's room, there is suddenly a TV.
Fanta: is in the bar
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's fairly revealing, so I'd understand why."
: I know.
: Theres TV's in their rooms now.
Fanta: ok sheesh
Hellaton: enters the bar.
Chime: ((okay, well, i figured out passability but now i realize there's a patch of green pixels that show up during dedan's walk cycle.
: ((Is it a 4K flatscreen 70 inch tv))
Hellaton: ((oh
: ((With 3D))
Chime: ((IT'S FUN
Fanta: tries not to be too conspicuous for hella's sake
Hellaton: ...Hhhi.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Hellaton."
: A tree limb extends into the bar, with a wooden slab at the end of it.
Fanta: "Er, hey"
Hellaton: ...
Hywel: "Heya."
: Theres a letter carved into it.
Hellaton: Uh.
Hellaton: reads it.
Fanta: scratches Hywel's neck floof
: 'Scillia has informed me that Loni wishes for a girl named 'Azalea' to visit her.' - FFrisk.
Hywel: -He wraps Fanta and himself In a quilt.-
Hywel: -He does this because he doesn't know whether or not Hellaton would be okay with her outfit.-
Fanta: snuggles up to him in the quilt
: Her as in Fanta.
Hywel: -He snuggles back.-
Hellaton: ...Um. One, Fanta, yyyou look ninice, two, does annnyone know whwhere Azalea isss?
Hywel: "Sleeping. But she'd be fine waking up. She's been sleeping all day."
: 'No need to bring her now. But if you are called, the Forest cna bring you.'
: Yazan isn't on anyway.
Hywel: "Do you need her?"
★ Titania: * ... She names her Skarmory Erica.
: 'Otherwise, you can just visit us in The Forest.' -FFrisk.
: 'Hessyst loves company'
: ((I saw something disturbing today))
Hellaton: I mmmean, Lonnni wants hhher to vivisit the forest...
★ Titania: * She has yet to find a Pokémon that she could name Amaria and have it make sense.
: ((I saw a vine of a dude literally having sex with a snake))
Hellaton: ((ew
: ((It was fucked up))
Fanta: ((Ech
★ Titania: * Anyways, she goes to test for a while.
Chime: ((eeew
★ Titania: ((eeeeewwwww
★ Titania: rest*
★ Titania: FUCK
Fanta: ((Does unburden work if they don't have an item to begin with?
: ((What hole was that even))
: ((No))
Fanta: ((Sheit
: ((Luckily you have berries))
Fanta: ((Oh yeaaaaah
Hywel: "...What?"
Chime: ((whoo boy found those three little pixels
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Hellaton: Thhhe fore Loni is stststaying in. It's... iiin thetimeline I lllive in and um shhhhhe wawants Azalea to visit?
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Fanta: "I'll text her"
Hywel: "I'm sure she's want to."
Hellaton: Okay, ththank you.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Fanta: fiddles around in the quilt, texts Azalea about it, and goes back to snuggling
Hywel: "thanks for telling me, Hellatonzl
: ."*
★ Titania:
★ Titania: * now hywel's speech is glitching
: The tree limbs weaves around a bit, before slowly moving out of the timeline.
Fanta: ((btw AD
: ((Ye))
Fanta: ((I assume you wanna take AD on the arc
: ((Which))
Fanta: ((Mine
: ((About what))
★ Titania: ((by the way on urban dictionary erica is fierce by nature and generally quite sassy
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Fanta: ((The one with his kid
★ Titania: ((and that's what titania named her skarmory
Fanta: ((I'm test-running my game
: ((K))
Fanta: ((K
: ((Sure))
Hellaton: Ooof course...
Hellaton: sits at a table.
Hywel: "..."
: ((Erica is also the kanto grass gym leader))
Fanta: puts Hywel's hand on her cheek and holds it there, nuzzling it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: ((Which skarmory 4x resists))
Hellaton: ((thats erika
: ((Oh))
Hellaton: ((scrub
Hywel: -He smiles.-
Fanta: rubs the top of it, smiling a bit
Fanta: "They're nice and warm.."
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Fern [Fern] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
DamnDude: (( Never switched back for some reason ))
: The anydoor opens.
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Scillia].
Scillia: She steps in, blindfold on.
★ Titania: ((I JUST REALIZED
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★ Titania: ((10/10
Scillia: ((PFFFFFFT))
Scillia: ((DUMBASS))
Hellaton: ((lol
Chime: ((come on laharl, this is serious
Hellaton: Oh, um, hhhhi...
★ Titania: ((yeah this is serious
Scillia: "...You sound like Hessyst." She says, referring to Hellaton.
★ Titania: ((get your game on laharl
DamnDude: (( I think serious is the default for a lot of them ))
Hellaton: ((sirius
★ Titania: ((i know but it's funny
Hellaton: ...Whhhho?
: BIONIC_DOG's connection timed out.
Scillia: "...Nevermind, i'll go get him."
★ Titania: ((considering it's fucking titania's pokémon
Scillia: She leaves.
Hellaton: ((dont fuck the pokemon
Hellaton: ....
Scillia: Shorlty after, a man in a pale robe steps in.
: High Priest Laharl [Scillia] is now High Priest Laharl [Hessyst].
Hellaton: Um... hehello...
Hessyst: "Hellooooooo"
★ Titania: ((say that to the furries of reborn
★ Titania: ((laharl can i change the natures or no))
Hessyst: ((Taka has literally fucked his chatot))
Hessyst: ((Y'know))
Hessyst: ((Of course you can fucking change the natures))
DamnDude: (( Also, I'm finally finishing building up shit tomorrow, considering.. WHAT ))
★ Titania: ((i just wanted to make sure
Hellaton: btw has a low, nervous voice.
★ Titania: ((it kind of gives me an idea of the pokémon's personality
Hessyst: He's got a deep, echoey voice.
DamnDude: (( WHAT ))
DamnDude: (( NO ))
DamnDude: (( BAD ))
DamnDude: (( THE FUCK ))
DamnDude: (( WHY ))
Hessyst: (("His chatot has a thousand yard stare" -Slarv, this morning.))
Hellaton: ((WHAT THE SHIT
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Hellaton: ((iirc its like 1'4"
Fanta: ((Plot now or nah
Fanta: ((LOL
DamnDude: (( I'm not getting back IC tonight ))
DamnDude: (( WHY ))
Hellaton: ((im ok with plot
Hessyst: ((I'll plot))
Fanta: ((I was surprised nobody commented on the thousand yard stare
Hessyst: ((I didn't comment))
Hessyst: ((It's just))
Hellaton: Hhhhello.
Hessyst: ((Now one of the reborn characters is a registered chatotfuckers))
Hellaton: ((ok it's 1'8"
Fanta: ((It's not registered if you don't get caught
Hessyst: ((Taka has both been confirmed to be satan, and a chatotfucker))
Hellaton: ((my gf is kinkshaming
★ Titania: ((erica is sassy, DeLa is impish, silvia is jolly, and attlia is rash))
Hessyst: ((Those are shitty natures))
★ Titania: ((ikr
Hessyst: ((You do realize those things actually effect stats))
Fanta: ((All I know about taka is he seems chill af and has a chatot
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
★ Titania: ((yes
Fanta: ((So when I combine those two
★ Titania: ((i watched the fucking EVs
Fanta: ((I get satan chatotfucker
Hessyst: ((Chatot and Chill))
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DamnDude: (( anyways, before 'that' was announced, I was going to say I was finishing build up and I'm going to end up setting everyone's special battle styles tomorrow. ))
★ Titania: ((Like, you don't know most of my Pokémon's moves, those shitty natures could be good for them))
Hellaton: ((dela is actually adamant in my thing
Hessyst: (( Halfway through chatot and chill and he looks at you like this ))
★ Titania: ((oh then i'll change it to adamant
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Hellaton: ((oh my god
★ Titania: ((hahahaha
DamnDude: (( Oh my god ))
DamnDude: (( Why ))
DamnDude: (( Is Slar ))
DamnDude: (( Fucking Birds ))
: High Priest Laharl [Hessyst] is now High Priest Laharl [].
★ Titania: ((anyways now i have an adamant lairon with rock head and a rock gem with the move head smash))
: Hessyst dissapears.
★ Titania: ((this is gonna be OP af
Hellaton: Um.
Hellaton: ......Whhhhhat ththe fuck
Hellaton: ((yeah dela has head smash
Hellaton: ((heavy slam is also good
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: ((Didn't you learn the aggron heavy slam tactic))
: ((From using Titania's team))
Fanta: ((See the thing about getting a chatot's consent
Fanta: ((All you have to do is say yes
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Hellaton: ((no
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Niles [Niles].
Niles: ((Kek
★ Titania: ((what's the heavy slam tactic
Hellaton: ((1. i know heavy slam is good and 2. thats fucked up
DamnDude: (( Slar, That's fucked up ))
★ Titania: ((10/10
DamnDude: (( It's completely expected from you, but fucked up ))
Hellaton: ((if your opponent is lighter than you heavy slam is devastating
★ Titania: ((right.
Hellaton: ((aggron is super heavy
★ Titania: ((which is why i need aggron
Hellaton: ((yes
Niles: (( This, except a gote
Hellaton: ((aggronite akes it heavier
★ Titania: ((my top priorities rn are aegislash and aggron
Niles: has been chilling in the bar for a few hours
★ Titania: ((aegislash because titania, aggron because of heavy slam
Hellaton: ...
: Reborn in a shellnut.
Niles: hella would have a bad time with niles
Hellaton: is there
Hellaton: will slap a bitch
Niles: especially if hella were to spill something on him wink wink nudge nudge
Niles: please do it's one of the only lines from the game I have memorized
: ((How many of you))
: ((Have TF2))
: ((I need a Mann Up group))
Chime: ((i don't
★ Titania: ((me
Niles: ((Not i
★ Titania: ((but i don't play it much
: ((Got a ticket?))
★ Titania: ((no rip
: Mrrrrrr))
: ((Guess i'll play alone))
Hellaton: orders something extremely sweet and whoops its on him now.
Hellaton: ...Ddammit.
Niles: "...ugh."
Hellaton: .....
★ Titania: ((Frisky - Diappointing Laharl since 2016))
Niles: smirks a bit
Niles: "Well well well."
DamnDude: (( Wow that was a simple line ))
Niles: "If you wanted my clothes off that badly you didn't have to do that"
★ Titania: ((It started with beating Fern))
Hellaton: N-nno, ew.
Hellaton: I'll ggget a napkin yyyou ass.
Niles: "You'll need a tissue"
Niles: "I'm sure of it"
Hellaton: grabs a napkin and shoves it in Niles's face.
Niles: "Hehe~"
Hellaton: Llllisten. Stop this.
DamnDude: (( Wow, I'm go from being the least active in Reborn to be the joke of Reborn. ))
DamnDude: (( I go* ))
★ Titania: ((no slarvath is
★ Titania: ((he's shit
★ Titania: ((SHOTS FIRED
DamnDude: (( No, he's the joke of furries ))
Hellaton: I'll hurrrt you if you rereference that agggggain. I seseriously will.
★ Titania: ((what are you the joke of
Hellaton: ((as a furry i am ashamed of slarv
Niles: ((Hey man
Niles: ((I'm just saying
Niles: ((If a chatot were nice and tight
Hellaton: ((im messing around
Niles: ((And it were just sitting in my lap
★ Titania: ((Fuck off
Chime: ((my lord
Niles: ((Who said pussy
Chime: ((i glance away to write dedan dialouge
Chime: ((i come back to birb fucking
DamnDude: (( Really? Huh. ))
Hellaton: ((yes really
Niles: ((Lel
Chime: ((idk japhet's pretty damn sexy /s
Niles: ((Dude he's the favorite of vore fans
: ((I'd fuck big bird))
★ Titania: ((Somebody needs to call Titania "tits" as a joke in Episode 3
Chime: ((... fuk you're right
DamnDude: (( ))
Chime: ((i can't believe i have to kinkshame japhet
Niles: ((This is cheering azzy up a bit, of all things
Niles: ((Of all things
Niles: "Heh~ I have business to attend to anyway"
★ Titania: ((I'M KINKSHAMING
Hellaton: ((id bang japhet or ho-oh but PLEASE DO NOT FUCK A BIRDTHAT SMALL
Niles: "I'll see you around~"
Hellaton: Gggo eat shit.
Niles: "Kinky"
Niles: exits
Hellaton: socks Niles in the face
Niles: has business to attend to
: Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania] is now Frisky Whiskington [Walter].
DamnDude: (( He either has a very small dick or a very fucked up personality. ))
: Niles [Niles] is now Toriel [Toriel].
DamnDude: (( Or both ))
Hellaton: ((both
: Frisky Whiskington [Walter] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Toriel: ((I have a propeller and you will check your privilege
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [★ ].
: Frisky Whiskington [★ ] is now Frisky Whiskington [★].
DamnDude: (( ...what ))
Toriel: enters the bar
★: ((what.
Toriel: ((I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
Hellaton: is very pissed.
Toriel: "Hello, everyone"
DamnDude: (( THAT'S WORSE ))
Toriel: "Oh dear... what's wrong?"
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Hellaton: angrily drinks the sickly sweet bullshit
Hellaton: ((id fuck a giant robot
Hellaton: Asssshole tryried to hit on me.
Toriel: "Oh dear"
DamnDude: (( Yes but this is going the other way around. And you are now 1/5 of your size. ))
Hellaton: ((ok you severely underestimate my kinks
Toriel: sits down
DamnDude: (( .... ))
Toriel: looks around for anyone else
Hellaton: ((im mostly joking
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Hellaton: ((but still you underestimate me
DamnDude: (( "Someone please somewhat sane save me" ))
Hellaton: ((its a giant robot. im a certified robotfucker.
Hellaton: rests his head on a table.
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Hellaton: ((dd. im saying dont fuck the small bird bc thats your pokemon and you might damage it
Hellaton: ((dont damage your pokemon
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
Chime: ((don't touch the child
DamnDude: (( We are going into bad territory ))
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Toriel: "It certainly is a quiet ni-" The power goes out
Toriel: "..."
Hellaton: ...Ffffantatastic.
Toriel: "Well.. at least grillby works. Somewhat.."
Chime: ((hooo boy i'm having fun with dedan
Hellaton: lifts his head.
★: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MettatonSEX: ( ( ͡ ͜ʖ͡)
Toriel: ((SO I'M ON /r/4chan lookin at the memes
Hellaton: has glowy eyes.
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Toriel: ((
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Hellaton: ((its taka
Toriel: ((Taka doesn't take you fool
Toriel: ((He's the giving tree
Hellaton: ((we all know hes a bottom
Toriel: ((
Toriel: well in that case, Hella can see someone outside the bar
Toriel: in the night
Toriel: with goggles on
Hellaton: ...
Toriel: night vision goggles, and a sniper rifle
Hellaton: Uh.
Hellaton: ...Ggget down.
Hellaton: gets down
Toriel: "Wha-"
Toriel: looks like he just broke a window
Hellaton: attempts to pull Toriel down
Toriel: and shot her in the neck
Hellaton: it's too late
Hellaton: .....Oh mmmy god...
Toriel: "G-GAH"
Toriel: it grazed her
Toriel: it's not good, but not fatal if hella is good medic
Hellaton: looks for a first aid kit.
: (( I would use it. ))
Hellaton: has... enough knowlege for this.
Toriel: ((
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Hellaton: finds one and begins to help heal the wound. Bandages, disinfectant, etc.
Hellaton: then carries her to the nearest hospital.
Toriel: is carried
Toriel: the person follows
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Hellaton: uses one arm to uppercut this asshole.
Toriel: he's not that close
Toriel: ohai yazan tori just got shot
Hellaton: fuck
Toriel: but he is gonna aim again, and shoot again
Toriel: is unconscious at this point
: Toriel [Toriel] is now Niles [Niles].
Hellaton: sets up a magic barrier and bolts for the hospital
Niles: is following at a slow and steady pace
Hellaton: like a shield
Niles: "Heh."
Niles: if it's like the usual barrier
Niles: and can be crossed via human soul
Niles: will just step right the fuck through
Hellaton: no its a white wall of magic
Niles: then he doesn't, he tries though
Niles: "You can't keep me away, sweetie~"
Hellaton: ...
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Niles: tucks his gun away and retreats, for now
Hellaton: runs faster.
: Something steps into the bar.
: "...The peace hasssss beeeeeeen distuuuuurbed."
Hellaton: gets Tori to a hospital.
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Hessyst].
: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Barzan [Barzan].
Barzan: (busy at work
: Barzan's connection timed out.
Niles: ((Rip
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Hessyst: Hessyst slowly starts walking in the direction Niles went.
Niles: is long gone, tori is accepted into the hospital
Hessyst: He's still going.
Niles: well then, he'll find another timeline through an anydoor
Hessyst: It'll take a long ass time. But Hessyst is gon find Niles.
Hessyst: Hessyst will just follow Niles through.
Niles: and a bunch of people in a crowded town
Niles: is nowhere to be seen
Hellaton: .....
Hessyst: Hessyst continues searching for Niles.
Hessyst: "Ruuuuun. Doo noooot come baaaaack."
: Niles [Niles] is now Toriel [Toriel].
Hessyst: He's probably scaring a few townspeople shitless.
Hellaton: removes the magic barrier wall from a few meters back.
Toriel: will live probably
Hessyst: Hessyst.
Chime: i love writing angry dentures
: Barzan's connection timed out.
Hessyst: ((DEDAN))
Hessyst: ((DENTURES))
Hessyst: ((HAH))
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Hellaton: ((dedantures
Hessyst: ((Characters ideas:A man who is cursed to literally have to swear every other word))
Hellaton: ((also those are great
Hessyst: ((He's a sailor))
Hellaton: ((hes dedan
Chime: ((imagine if dedan was hiding a deep dark secret
Chime: ((and that secret is that he wears dentures
Hellaton: ((yes
Hessyst: ((The deep dark secret is that))
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Hessyst: ((He's Johnny Depp))
Toriel: is in surgery now tho
Hellaton: ((ough
Hessyst: ((Johhny Depdan to be exact))
Hellaton: ...Iiis she goioing to be okayy?
★: ((Nicholas Dedan))
Toriel: the doctors say...
Chime: ((holy shit
Toriel: probably
Hellaton: Aaalriright...
Chime: ((I accidentally lowered his sound effect to 50% tempo
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Toriel: you know what I hope hella didn't do
Toriel: take her to the timeline that was in the anydoor
Hellaton: did not
Toriel: gud
Hessyst: You would've brought her to Reborn.
Hessyst: Kek.
Hessyst: That was the last timeline people left from I think.
Hellaton: ....
Toriel: yeah but niles entered
Hessyst: Y'know, MTT and the group can totally go back into REBORN.
Toriel: is gonna be in surg a while
Hellaton: Tttell her Iiiiiiiii sasaid hi.
Hessyst: But they'd get utterly curbstomped.
Hellaton: ((lol no
: Toriel [Toriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: is in the dark, under a quilt, with her boyfriend
Hellaton: returns to bar
Fanta: is asleep
Hessyst: Hessyst is waiting in the bar.
Hessyst: He's sitting on the couch.
Hessyst: "Hellooooooo"
Hellaton: !
Fanta: however she totally 'played' with him a bit
Hellaton: Oh, um. Hhhhhi.
Hessyst: "Youuu...are a friend of the Doooctoooor?"
Hessyst: "Doooctooor Gaaaasster."
Hellaton: .....Yyyou could sasasay that.
Hessyst: "Youuuu are the miiistreessss and her hoooome."
Hessyst: "Thiiings must be discuuuused."
Hellaton: .....Okayyy?
Hessyst: Hessyst nods, and stands up, his skin...ripples.
Hessyst: "Pleaaaaase cooome by...sooooon."
Hessyst: "The foreeeest welcoooomes you. Oooor another, fi you areeeeen't braaaave enough to faaaace my hooome."
Hellaton: ....Okay, uh..... aaalriright...
Hessyst: ((The forest has people that can't live in the regular timeline, as well as things that just showed up there))
Hellaton: ((yeah
Hessyst: ((Hessyst is one of those things that just popped up in the forest with no explanation. FFrisk doesn't like to think about it too much.))
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Hessyst: ((All she knows is that he refers to her as the mistress, and that he listens to her. And adamantly protects the forest with the ferocity of a pissed off slenderman))
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Hellaton: ((huh
Hessyst: ((Also i'm 90% sure the gaston forest probably has a slenderman in it))
Hessyst: ((Just on the basis that it's a death forest.))
Chime: ((it has trenderman in there
Chime: ((he pops out
Chime: ((insults your fashion
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Hessyst: ((...Wow.))
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Hessyst: ((Hurtful words>Death))
Chime: ((and then slips a twenty in your pocket to buy better clothes
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: one of the cushions of the couch slowly rises...
Chime: ((also, complete first dedan dialouge:
Chime: ((he think's he's in charge, not the puppeteer
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Hessyst: ((Lol))
Hessyst: ((ANOTHER THING the forest probably has on the basis that its a mysterious death forest.))
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Hessyst: ((Like, 90% sure theres some kind of knock-off mastersword hidden in there somewhere))
Hellaton: ((trenderman is mettaton tho
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★: ((Trenderman meets Mettaton))
★: ((Mettaton: my style is better
Hessyst: ((Vaati gets a headache off in another timeline))
Hessyst: ((Trenderman encounters Mettaton))
Hessyst: ((They take turns slipping 20s into eachothers pockets))
Hellaton: ((lol
: Barzan's connection timed out.
: High Priest Laharl [Hessyst] is now High Priest Laharl [The Forest].
The Forest: ((Anyway yeah))
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The Forest: ((The Forest is less of a Forest and more of a 'If you can't live in normal society without getting hunted down/killing by accident/etc, please come here we have a nice community and plenty of horrifying things to protect you from being hunted down by douchebag teens))
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The Forest: ((True story here, theres this forest behind my house))
Hellaton: decides to go now
The Forest: ((And I found a walmart shopping cart back there.))
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★: ((Florinia said she would take Fern to McDonalds but instead she kicked him into the Forest which brutally murdered him))
Chime: ((holy fuc that's terrifying
Suit: ((
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The Forest: ((There isn't a walmart for 30 miles around my house.))
: B [Suit] disconnected.
★: ((wow.
★: ((that's weird
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★: ((maybe you found the zodiac killer's shopping cart
The Forest: ((There isn't a path to drag the shopping cart))
The Forest: ((There are hundreds of roots, brambles, cliffs, giant hills))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
★: ((ok what the fuck
The Forest: ((There is no logical reason a shopping cart could be there))
★: ((that is kind of scary
The Forest: ((Me and my friend tried to go get it))
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The Forest: ((and it flipped over))
Chime: ((jesus
The Forest: ((And the baby seat popped out))
The Forest: ((And smacked my friend in the forehead so hard he had to get staples in his skull))
The Forest: ((We don't fuck with that shopping cart anymore))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Barzan: ((ive found a car in the forestz of the apppalachains
Barzan: (when theres no possible way for a car to be there
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Suit: ((disregard my previous post
Suit: ((as it turns out it's too sexy for human ears
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The Forest: The forest looms infront of Hellaton.
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: enters.
The Forest:
The Forest: A path is revealed for Hellaton, the trees and limbs moving aside easily.
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: moves on, freaked out a bit but he keeps going
The Forest: The forest path forks, to the left is a clearing with a very large treehouse, and to the right is a sort of family home, smoke flowing out the window. Seems someone is cooking.
Hellaton: ...
Suit: ((why does crazy frog have a dick))
Hellaton: has no sense of smell either are you really going to let me do this twice
The Forest: :D
Hellaton: ((why not
Suit: ((now I want to know if frogs actually have dicks like that but no way am I googling that))
: Theres smoke in the distance
The Forest: ((Holy shit))
The Forest: ((Frogs have massive wangs))
The Forest: ((Just looked it up))
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Suit: ((but crazy frog has a micropenis
Hellaton: goes to where there's smoke and... looks in the window for fire
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The Forest: Theres a woman on the other end, her dark red eyes stare back at you.
The Forest: She's cooking something in an oven.
The Forest: "...Hello?"
Suit: ((Speaking of Google history
Alphys: (that picture of a frog with a giant ween is actually a frog with a third leg that looks like a ween
★: ((maybe crazy frog just has bad genetics
Suit: (( ))
DamnDude: (( Why is there discussion about Frog Dicks? ))
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Suit: (( this is why ))
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Hellaton: Oh, um, sssorry, I... Iiii saw smsmoke and I wannnnted to make susure there wasn't a fire Iiii'm sorry...
The Forest: "It's fine dear, are you hungry?" Oh she is so a mom.
Hellaton: ....I, um, ddddon't really eat, sorry...
The Forest: "...Ahh, well, it's wonderful to meet you."
The Forest: "I'm Sectra, Sectra Dusa."
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The Forest: "Are you lost?"
Hellaton: I, um, yyyeah, it's ninice to meet yyyyou too, um....
Hellaton: I'm Hellaton, and um.... mmmmmmmmayaybe?
The Forest: "...I see."
The Forest: She turns around, knocking on her wall.
The Forest: "Scillia! A nice man is lost out here, can you help?"
★: ((Sectra: ... Uncle Laharl should be on the other end of the wall.))
The Forest: "Yeah mom."
★: ((Sectra: He lubricates himself with ink.))
The Forest: "Don't forget your blindfold, he appears to be robotic, but you can never be sure!"
The Forest: "I knooooow mom."
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The Forest: Scillia steps outside, blindfold on.
Hellaton: .....Oh, um, hhhhhhhi.
The Forest: "Hello, i'm Scillia Dusa, and i'll be your guide through our wonderful little death forest."
Suit: ((We should have multiple rooms for multiple locations. This is getting real hard to follow.))
The Forest: "Normally its Grandma May, but she's asleep."
Hellaton: I, uh, ththiiiink I knnnow you?
The Forest: ((I've said that before))
The Forest: ((But people are all like nooooooo))
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The Forest: ((We need a bar room, and a room for when people are just doing shit somewhere else))
Suit: ((A room for the bar, a room for the back room, and three rooms for random places where you can change the topic to fit the setting))
The Forest: ((I know people don't want my Reborn taking up an entire chatroom))
The Forest: ((Y'know what, i'll start making those when this is over))
Suit: ((This will become the bar room?
The Forest: ((Yeah))
Hellaton: ((having shit in multiple rooms is just weird tho like. im gonna have to go to another tab to see everything that goes on?
The Forest: (('GRANDMA MAY'))
The Forest: ((But it's less of a hassle.))
Hellaton: ((i got it
The Forest: ((Other RP rooms got it))
The Forest: ((And most of the time, you'll be in one room))
Hellaton: ((my pages refresh all the fucking time if im not in them
Hellaton: ((also multiple characters? multiple rooms?
Suit: ((well you're not even supposed to see what's going on in other rooms))
The Forest: ((I think this is a good idea. Because it's more fun for everyone))
The Forest: ((I hate having Reborn take up an entire room, or one of Slarvath's arcs basically turning the bar catatonic for a day))
Suit: ((for example it pisses me off when I bring characters in a back room for plot so nobody else sees it but people still use what they saw in the back room))
Chime: ((not to mention i'm not sure how it's gonna work with my attention issues though
Hellaton: ((^
The Forest: ((So it's a 2v2 right now))
The Forest: ((Maybe we should get a majority vote?))
Hellaton: ((yeah
Suit: ((look there's no harm in trying
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Suit: ((imo it would help attention problems because you're forced to focus on one specific location))
Chime: ((if i'm using multiple then my attention is spread thin, though
Suit: ((not that I have any personal experience, just a hypothesis))
The Forest: ((I get by and I just use one character at a time.))
The Forest: ((I have literally dozens of them and I can get away with just doing one at a time.))
Hellaton: ((but am i gonna remember "oh i gotta switch to this thing to rp in that location" or if i have two characters in different places its easier to switch focus in the same place rather than waiting for a new tab to load
The Forest: ((But it's kinda selfish. When we do that we take over the entire room and cause large amounts of confusion.))
The Forest: ((This way there isn't any))
The Forest: (("Is the battle over yet so we can do stuff here"))
DamnDude: (( I just got back ))
The Forest: Scillia nods, adjusting the slightly red bandages around her head. "...Oh, Hellaton, right?"
Hellaton: ((when have there been those complaints tho?
Hellaton: Yyyes.
The Forest: "Nice to see you again, where are we trying to go?"
The Forest: ((Well lets see))
The Forest: ((Slarvath's fight with Corrin.))
Hellaton: I, um, hhhhheard a ththing about a mistresss?
Suit: ((I may not have expressly typed it, but it's been a peeve of mine))
The Forest: ((Which took literal fucking hours))
The Forest: ((And turned the chat catatonic))
Suit: ((Can we at least try it before saying "oh attention problems?" You don't know what it will do yet. Let's find out.))
DamnDude: (( I'm going to say yes, because I personally have already tested this before and it works honestly. ))
The Forest: ((I've had people ask when Reborn was going to be over, and had to basically rush the ending))
Hellaton: ((ok, i was just asking
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DamnDude: (( I know it was a minor test, but a test none the less. ))
Chime: ((still, during that test i feel like a lot of people missed what happened there
The Forest: ((A big example of how this worked, particularily pertaining to multiple rooms))
DamnDude: (( I say we limit it to two rooms though ))
The Forest: ((Was when the Bio and Ultima shenanigans wee happening, and we took the discussion to another room because people didn't like to talk about it.))
Suit: ((An event/RPG room and an RP room?))
The Forest: ((Yeah, a room for the bar and a room for when something is happening somewhere else.))
DamnDude: (( I don't want to check through a 1,000 logs to go through ))
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The Forest: ((Like a room for Reborn and Slarvath arcs and shit))
DamnDude: (( To constantly be kept up ))
The Forest: "...Ah, Mistress."
DamnDude: (( I like how it's just called Slarvath arcs at this point. ))
Chime: ((since my arc is more rp based, would it count in the rp room?
The Forest: "You talked to Hessyst?"
Hellaton: ...Iii ththink?
The Forest: ((Not really, since your arc wouldn't take up an entire chat))
The Forest: ((And have a constant flow of messages like))
The Forest: ( [10 damage] ))
Chime: ((good point
Suit: ((GOOD point from my wife
Chime: ((speaking of my arc, you guys have honestly impressed me
DamnDude: (( wait what ))
The Forest: (( Wait))
The Forest: ((I just want to say one last point))
Hellaton: ((what
The Forest: ((When we have Reborn or RPG happening))
The Forest: ((All other chat tends to go full-stop, because all the noise of random stuff drowns out every other chat))
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DamnDude: (( Fair point ))
The Forest: ((Particularily: DD didn't want to do anything because at one point we had tons of other shit and nobody would be able to understand eachother ))
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Hellaton: ((ok
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Barchar: (I only just came in but I get the gist if the talk)
Hellaton: ((i guess we can try it but im honestly not sure if its going to work
Suit: ((ooh daredevil?
Barchar: (a separate room for arcs seems like a not bad idea to me)
The Forest: ((Four to two? We just need to get Frisky, Slarv, and other members to vote before we can make the big call))
Barchar: (because, yeah, arcs tend to shut down regular rp. And while I like arcs, and everybody else likes arcs, I like regular rp too)
Hellaton: ((like, two rooms, ok. i had thought there would be like. one per arc.
DamnDude: (( Another... [s]Fuck off B[/s] Another Point, this can act like another test. If this doesn't work, we can get rid of it. ))
Chime: ((two rooms dodes sound better
Hellaton: ((right
The Forest: ((Nah, one big multipurpose room))
Barchar: (no, I was thinking arc room. Just one.)
The Forest: ((Because I doubt we'll have more than one big RPG arc or some shit going at once))
Barchar: (cauarcs or somethin)
Hellaton: ((yeah i had assumed thered be like three or four
The Forest: ((So I guess it's unanimous now?))
Barchar: (yeah no that'd be excessive)
The Forest: ((I'll make the room if so.))
Hellaton: ((which is too much for me but two i can handle
Barchar: (I mean, as far as who's in here I guess)
The Forest: ((Since I thought this is now 5 people voting for it.))
Chime: ((i'd still ask slarv, since he's the arcmister
The Forest: ((With noone TOO bdly against it))
Hellaton: ((probably
The Forest: ((Yeah, we'll ask Slar))
Chime: ((but yeah, it's pretty unanimous
The Forest: "Yeah, Hessyst calls FFrisk the mistress."
Hellaton: ...Oh.
The Forest: "Lots of the...tougher ones in the forest do that."
DamnDude: (( I see the issues this will have, but at least this a possible solution for now ))
The Forest: "Some sort of honor thing, they're a bit more wild than us."
Hellaton: ......Oh....
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Muffet: ("kinky")
Hellaton: .....Hhhonestly ththis is just... stttrange.
The Forest: Scillia starts to walk off, heading down another trail.
The Forest: "The forest?"
Hellaton: nods as he follows.
Hellaton: ....Yyyeah.
The Forest: "Well, we're all strange."
Matt Murdock: ((Should I?
Hellaton: forgot she had a blindfold for a sec
The Forest: "Lots of us who ae here...we're here cause we can't live anywhere else."
Chime: ((that's a bit dark, b
Hellaton: ((change ur color
Hellaton: Oh....
Chime: ((which... i guess is fitting, considering he's blind, but still.
The Forest: She can tell when Hellaton nods.
Matt Murdock: ((I refuse to change anything about myself))
The Forest: "Do you know what me and my family are?"
DamnDude: (( I'm stealing Frisky's color for now ))
The Forest: "Well, me, my brother, and my dad."
Matt Murdock: ((I am beautiful in every single way and words can't bring me down))
The Forest: "Mom married in, she doesn't have our problem."
Hellaton: ...Um... yyyou're, uh, ggorgons?
The Forest: She seems pleased that Hellaton didn't call her a Medusa.
The Forest: "Yep, Gorgons. As in we turn people to stone."
Hellaton: Oh.
Hellaton: .......
Barchar: (THAT YOU MV)
The Forest: "We can't live out in public, cause thats just begging for an accident to happen."
Barchar: (FUCKING)
The Forest: "So we live here."
Barchar: (THANK YOU)
Hellaton: Iiii get it.
The Forest: ((Flame why are you flipping out))
Matt Murdock: -dis guy enters the bar-
The Forest: ((Scillia has her Grandma May))
Matt Murdock: ((actually she's a gorgon
The Forest: ((May Dusa))
Hellaton: ((EXACTLY
Chime: ((flame confirmed for secret gorgon
Matt Murdock: ((Scylla?
Hellaton: ((well gorgons count as people
The Forest: ((Yes, like Scylla))
The Forest: ((B gets the mythology jokes))
Matt Murdock: ((Where's Charybdis or however it's spelled))
Hellaton: ((ayyyy
The Forest: ((Her brother is Charid))
Hellaton: ((nice
Chime: ((although i don't think those guys were gorgons
The Forest: ((They weren't))
Barchar: (I can't be a gorgon)
The Forest: ((Scillia's mom is jsut a mythology freak))
Matt Murdock: ((I have a question for the landlord though))
The Forest: "Funny thing."
Matt Murdock: ((why would ulysses houses to mythical beasts))
Barchar: (because...uh...i mean I think they're exclusively female, and I'm a dude. Yeah.)
The Forest: "My dad is a sculptor."
Barchar: (*sweats*)
Hellaton: ((oh my god
The Forest: ((HOLY SHIET))
Hellaton: ((THAT PUN
Hellaton: Oh, hhhaha...
The Forest: "He doesn't use his curse."
Hellaton: Oh, gggood.
The Forest: "He straight up sculpts statues, we make fun of it all the time."
Hellaton: ...Hheh...
Matt Murdock: ((You'd think the snakes would set off a few warning Sirens))
The Forest: "Anyways, theres also a few others here."
The Forest: "Theres the Fenri family."
Hellaton: ((arachne yall'd make better puns
Hellaton: Okayyy?
Barchar: (ba dum bum)
The Forest: "They can't live out there because uhh..."
The Forest: "They're werewolves?"
Matt Murdock: ((Mettaton: "there isn't a posiedon do"))
The Forest: "I don't know if I call them Werewolves or Lupis or something."
Hellaton: ((oh my god
Barchar: (now, don't b-echidna-rlund)
Hellaton: Oh....
The Forest: "And then theres Nectra..."
The Forest: "Er..."
Chime: ((yaaay insatiable bloodlust werewolves
Hellaton: ((thats a homer un
The Forest: (( This is Nectra. ))
Matt Murdock: ((hades puns are pretty good))
The Forest: "...She's...uhh...hard to explain."
Chime: ((well holy shit
Hellaton: ((nice
Hellaton: Oh...
The Forest: ((Cyborg Vampires are cool))
Chime: ((i wanna smooch her
Barchar: (I circe what you did there)
The Forest: ((Take a walk into the forest and you might))
Barchar: (but the pun was a little dry, ad not that great)
Hellaton: ((i want to ares this from my memory
The Forest: (( This thing also lives in The Forest ))
Barchar: (the Minerva ya!)
Matt Murdock: ((please, Athena better joke than that at a funeral))
Matt Murdock: ((BITCH THAT'S ROMAN))
Matt Murdock: ((we Greek tonight
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Chime: ((and yet they let dedan roam free
Barchar: (so is Ulysses ya fuk)
Smol Asriel: ((Ay whatdup
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Matt Murdock: ((ssssssshhhhhhh
The Forest: "Do you like nature?"
The Forest: "Plants?"
Chime: ((hey slarv, wanted to ask you something
Hellaton: ((so i should keep the norse puns loki?
Smol Asriel: ((Wut
Matt Murdock: ((it's all Greek to me
The Forest: "If so I think you'd like Flit."
DamnDude: (( I'm stole Frisky's color and there's not a joke in the topic bar ))
The Forest: (( Flit. ))
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Smol Asriel: ((Oh, a vote
Smol Asriel: ((I'm against
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Hellaton: Iii do, uhh.... nnnature is innnnnnteresting,
The Forest: ((Why))
Chime: ((we were thinking of making a separate room for arcs - okay
Matt Murdock: ((Slarv what the fuck
The Forest: "Flit thinks so too."
Matt Murdock: ((your arcs take up the whole room
The Forest: "...Sorry, it's a long wal."
The Forest: (( I FOUND THIS ))
Barchar: (dude, come on, don't be that guy)
The Forest: ((HOLY SHIIIT))
Smol Asriel: ((Well, I try to get everyone in on it. I'm working a way to make it less obtrusive
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The Forest: ((Wanna know what's less obtrusive))
The Forest: ((Another room))
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DamnDude: (( Slar, I agree with you, but there's one issue with that logic ))
The Forest: ((Right wait lemme update this ))
Barchar: (okay, that's fine, but there's little to no downside to another room, whereas there's still downside even if it's LESS intrusive)
Hellaton: Iiit's okayyy?
Smol Asriel: ((But still get traffic an-...
Smol Asriel: ((Ok yeah
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Smol Asriel: ((I'll be for
DamnDude: (( Not everyone is going to want to do it either way. ))
Smol Asriel: ((My gut reaction was no, but there's not really a downside
Barchar: (right, like me, who can't really reliably do arc stuff but can do the regular rp)
The Forest: ((5 people against presumably Slarv and Frisky))
Matt Murdock: ((Laharl you're psychic
Matt Murdock: ((oh
The Forest: ((Nope))
The Forest: ((Frisky))
Matt Murdock: ((I thought Chime and MV are against
Hellaton: Iiii don't get ttttired ththat much...
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Hellaton: ((im neutral
Chime: ((i'm for trying it out
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Smol Asriel: ((However
Matt Murdock: ((you're aopinion?))
Hellaton: ((we can try it
★: ((What the fuck did I do
Smol Asriel: ((I am against separate rooms for every arc
Smol Asriel: ((Just have another arc room
Matt Murdock: ((right right
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Hellaton: ((yeah
Smol Asriel: ((And a normal room
Barchar: (that is the olan)
Smol Asriel: (([s]Mainly because i don't wanna make my own room[/s]
DamnDude: (( That is what I wanted as well ))
Hellaton: ((im not for completely not against completely
Barchar: (that's what everybody wanted)
Barchar: (WOOO)
Hellaton: ((ok
★: ((What room?))
Barchar: (I mean it's like unanimous lite but still)
Chime: ((yayyy
The Forest: ((We could literally drag Bio, Ant, and Meth in here))
Barchar: (for arcs, anon)
★: ((I have no idea what any of us are talkimg about
The Forest: ((And have them all vote no))
The Forest: ((And still win))
★: ((I'm Frisky Whiskington
The Forest: ((Hell, we could get Ultima too))
Barchar: (oh)
Hellaton: ((no
Smol Asriel: is under the cushion on the couch
Matt Murdock: ((Slarv I made a new meme ))
DamnDude: (( Don't get crazy ))
Smol Asriel: ((What about tri
Smol Asriel: ((And roth
Barchar: (you picked a very confusing text color)
Smol Asriel: ((I could get roth to come back to fuck you all
★: ((Seperate rooms for each arc?))
Barchar: (no)
Smol Asriel: ((Hell no for that
Barchar: (AN arc room)
★: ((What the hell
Hellaton: ((hes still permabanned, laharl. there is no forgiveness
Barchar: (one)
★: ((I don't get it))
The Forest: (( ))
Chime: ((well, arcs take up a lot of chat
Chime: ((nah fuc u make your own room if you want your own room
Barchar: (arcs are kinda disruptive, and so keeping them somewhere contained let's people do regular rp at the same time)
★: ((well uhm it's gonna be hard to keep up with two rooms on mobile but okay))
The Forest: ((You only need to be there))
★: ((i'm going to have to keep switching between tabs on mobile but i guess that's fine))
The Forest: ((When an arc is happening))
Barchar: (maybe we can change the topic to mention that an arc is occurring )
Matt Murdock: (( ok I made a room ))
★: ((what if i have two characters, one in an arc
Smol Asriel: ((Flame, B, do you want in
Chime: ((and it's more mechanic based arcs, like slar'vs arcs or reborrn
★: ((and one in regular rp
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Matt Murdock: ((it was poorly received))
Matt Murdock: ((I voted yes
★: ((like if i had two characters in both rooms
Barchar: (and unless you ONLY do this when you have it open, you're probably switching tabs anyway)
Barchar: (do I want in for what?)
★: ((i'm on mobile and i'll have to switch constantly
Barchar: (again, are you solely focused on this at all times? It's not hard to switch a tab dude)
The Forest: ((Frisky))
★: ((mostly i have nothing better to do
★: ((eh
The Forest: ((Since when do you have two characters you use often))
The Forest: ((Seperately))
The Forest: ((At the same time?))
★: ((i want to see what's going on in both rooms
Barchar: (that's...actuakky a fair point, you tend to focus on one character for a while)
★: ((just saying i'm not saying no
★: ((it's just
Barchar: (again, switching tabs isn't hard)
Matt Murdock: ((Get dual monitors pleb
Matt Murdock: ((jeez you console peasant
Barchar: (he's on mobile mv)
★: ((i can't afford that
Smol Asriel: ((Want in on my arc
★: ((also i have a computer
Smol Asriel: ((I have 4 slots left and most of the rpers have characters in it
Barchar: (what's it about and when is it happening)
The Forest: "...Any other questions?"
Matt Murdock: ((Fine I'll do it
Hellaton: ...Nno?
Hellaton: ((that wasnt me
Smol Asriel: ((It's my game
★: ((that's b i think
Barchar: (what's your game about)
★: ((also fucking fine i'll join in slarv
Smol Asriel: ((You're already in tho
★: ((oj
★: ((oh*
★: ((Like, the main problem with is is:
★: ((you tend to focus on one room
★: ((when you go to the other
★: ((no fucking idea what is going on
★: ((and before you say "logs" some people are too lazy to read them
The Forest: "Alright, cause I think we're here..."
Hellaton: ...
Smol Asriel: ((It's about a quest to beat shoe's ass. There's another point to it before you find out he's a bad guy, but that's what's gonna happen
The Forest: Theres a large, cold, monochrome clearing ahead of you.
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The Forest: The tres bend down, as if to block sunlight.
★: ((i personally don't like this too much as i like all the things in one place so i can see everything because i like to know what's going on, but i can see why people would want it))
★: ((again, i'm not against it
Hellaton: ...
★: ((it's just that i'm fine with reading everything
Barchar: (ooh)
Barchar: (fun)
Barchar: (and barchar would very much like to beat shoes ass)
The Forest: Theres a monochrome cabin, and a monochrome shack to the side of it.
Barchar: (I'll see if I can't try to actually participate this time)
Chime: ((huh, i think i made a good choice putting fellby in the arc then
Chime: ((i don't think he knows shoe
Smol Asriel: ((I hope you like the bad ending because that's the only one he dies in :D
The Forest: ((I've taken up the MC role for Slarv))
Barchar: (well fuck)
Barchar: (but shoe is a dick)
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, Fellby's only seen him a few times
Barchar: (a brainwashing dick)
Chime: ((yeah, he's not going to like him for long
Chime: ((but he's someone with pretty much a fresh slate
Barchar: (well then maybe somebody less inclined to kill him)
Barchar: (if fellby's going muffet should probably come)
The Forest: "...Well? Go on."
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, Fellby and Muffet
The Forest: FFrisk is asleep next to the shack, in a leaf hammock.
Smol Asriel: ((They don't quite know him
Barchar: (k mean we actually have stats for her and everything)
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna write them
Hellaton: goes on.
Smol Asriel: ((Whole system is getting overhauled
Smol Asriel: ((There's only 12 characters now
Barchar: (and what with fellby being her dang fiance and shit)
★: ((ok this is getting annoying already checking if there's new messages in the new room and this room))
Barchar: (she should probably start caring when he goes off to someplace dangerous)
Hellaton: ((agreed but its tolerable
Chime: ((heh
Smol Asriel: ((She'll also be easier to work supports with
★: ((eh
★: ((i guess so.))
Chime: ((uh
Smol Asriel: ((Everyone starts off with C on everyone, but if you're already shipped your choice for <3 rank is clear
The Forest: FFrisk is asleep in the hammock.
★: ((i liked it better the old way, but i better deal with it then))
Chime: ((i tried going in the new room and it's telling me i cant go in
The Forest: I mean, you kinda have to do something other than 'go on'
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Barchar: (especially when the person is literally your husband/fiancee)
Hellaton: ...Um. Hhhi?
The Forest: ((Try now))
Barchar: (and you have a fucking child)
Chime: ((it's working now
Barchar: (btw can somebody let me into the arc reactor pls)
Barchar: (unless there's a reason to not)
The Forest: ((Try now.))
The Forest: FFrisk blinks awake.
The Forest: "...Huh?"
The Forest: "...Oh...right, Hessyst brought you here."
The Forest: She rolls out of her hammock.
Hellaton: Yyyeah...
The Forest: "...I need to talk to you about some things..."
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The Forest: "Namely, I don't think I can permit the forest to help you anymore...things have gotten bad,:
The Forest: "Last time someone went out...they came back with a serious injury."
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Matt Murdock: ((jeez back in my day all you needed to shitpost was shit and a post))
Hellaton: Oh...
The Forest: "You're free to come...but after Scillia came back bleeding..."
The Forest: "I can send people to help anymore."
Chime: ((i uh
The Forest: "This place is supposed to be a safehaven."
Chime: ((think you missed a couple characters laharl
Hellaton: Oh........ oh nnno...
The Forest: ((?))
Chime: ((you wrote 'can' instead of 'can't'
Barchar: (she said she can send people to help)
The Forest: ((can't))
The Forest: ((Sorry.))
Smol Asriel: oh by the way toriel got shot earlier
Matt Murdock: (("oh by the way"
Hellaton: ....
Barchar: k
The Forest: ((oh by the way Taka literally has unconsentual sex with his chatot earlier))
Barchar: (oh)
Matt Murdock: ((tell me more Laharl-Senpai
Barchar: (okay)
The Forest: ((A reminder))
The Forest: ((Slarv has been given control over Taka))
The Forest: ((The first thing he does is FUCK HIS BIRD))
Smol Asriel: ((Taka is the designated chatotfucker now
Smol Asriel: ((Well technically you don't know
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Smol Asriel: ((He just did [i]something[/i] to that chatot
Matt Murdock: ((Tbh I'd fuck a chatot too
The Forest: ((I'd fuck big bird))
Chime: ((he fed it tea and crumpets
Barchar: (really? A chatot?)
Hellaton: ((chatot aint sexy bruh
The Forest: "...Sorry."
Hellaton: ((moltres tho? thats hot
Matt Murdock: ((no u
Smol Asriel: ((no u
Hellaton: ...Iiiiit isn't your fagaukt.
Hellaton: *fafault
The Forest: "You can still come...this is still a friendly place...but I can't let people go to help you. They always get hurt."
Hellaton: .....Oh...
Matt Murdock: (("fag" -Hellaton))
Matt Murdock: ((now I have a new thing to take out of context forever and ever))
Hellaton: ((IT WAS A TYPO
Smol Asriel: ((IT'S OFFICIAL
Hellaton: ((DO NOT
Hellaton: ((seriously dont
Barchar: (boy I sure love fagellas)
Barchar: (fagellas* ooooops)
Matt Murdock: ((I eat fagotini all day
The Forest: ((WHAT A SORRY FELLA))
Hellaton: ((COFAGRIGUS
The Forest: ((FAGELLA))
Barchar: (flagellas* okay now you're just fuciing with me AUTOCORRECT)
: Let's see if I can make this work [Matt Murdock] is now WHY DIDN'T I DO THIS BEFORE [Bender].
The Forest: "...Sorry...and...bye I guess?"
Smol Asriel: (("CI...S ARE EVIL"
Hellaton: ....Rright... bye...
Hellaton: .......Sssorry.....
Barchar: (oshit)
Bender: ((>implying cis aren't evil
Barchar: (I knew they'd find me)
Smol Asriel: ((You can legally remove any letters from a word and still quote someone
Barchar: (I have to run)
Smol Asriel: ((We're gonna lynch flame
Hellaton: ((fuck you figured me out. you figured out my plan
Bender: ((you can legally remove... Someone))
Barchar: (*leap out of buoding*)
The Forest: ((Buoding))
Chime: ((... what is this
Barchar: (in a bulding)
Bender: ((Yep, checks out we can remove Flame
The Forest: As Hellaton is leaving, something glows in a branching path.
Chime: ((i go to play a late night round of candy crush and i come back to this
Hellaton: ((you may...take my cisgender
Hellaton: looks to it.
The Forest: It's some kind of sword, imbedded in a stone.
Barchar: (damn you're good)
The Forest: Theres a giant eye-like wall figure behind it.
Smol Asriel: ((You may take my... but...t
The Forest: Fuck.
Barchar: (finding my hidden illuminati secrets)
Bender: (("I go to... crush and I come" - Chime)
The Forest: It's not a 'what if' anymore.
Hellaton: goes to inspect it.
DamnDude: (( What the fuck is going on ))
Barchar: (you may take my...c...u...m)
Smol Asriel: (( how did this get on my soundcloud
MageVaati: (guess whoooooo)
Barchar: I don't know()
MageVaati: (its in my username u butt)
Barchar: (I don't know what's happened but it's weird)
Smol Asriel: ((This is a surprisingly upbeat song for smashing kids
Bender: (("" -MV))
The Forest: Heres your inspection image.
Hellaton: ((“i don't” -flame
Bender: (("It's in my... butt" -MV))
Barchar: (f...u...c...k...y...o...u)
Chime: ((dam it i was about to say that
The Forest: ((Use...nam...s...butt))
Barchar: (use nams butt for what?)
Barchar: (playing Isaac?)
Smol Asriel: where is smol
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Smol Asriel: he's missing!
The Forest: List of things you don't want in the death forest:The Four Sword.
Smol Asriel: he's been replaced by a smol poofy tail sticking out from under the couch cushions
Barchar: o fuck
Barchar: oh okay
Bender: (("List of things you don't want... death" - Laharl))
Barchar: (where is smol? He's...d...e...a...d)
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Smol Asriel: a cushion lifts up a tiny bit, and a sneaky smol pokes his nose out ever so slightly
Bender: ((flame you can't even get dead out of those letters))
Barchar: "Hello,asriel. That game doesn't work very well when I'm around."
Bender: ((you damn phony
Barchar: (I've been found out)
Hellaton: goes to FFrisk again. "....Aaare you awaware of a sword in thhhe forest with annnn eye behihind it?"
The Forest: "..."
The Forest: She shrugs. "...Thinks just show up here."
Chime: ((call the police
Hellaton: ....Oh.
The Forest: "We've found a wierd...pruple-handled sword before."
The Forest: "But...never one with an eye behind it."
★: ((who the hell is bender))
Bender: (("Gay...people...aren't...human" - Michael Scott))
Hellaton: .....Stttrange.
Smol Asriel: "I'm looking out for suspicious activity"
★: ((futurama
Hellaton: ((its b
★: ((ah
★: ((i wanted to make sure
Bender: ((-ended
★: ((i know who bender is though
Bender: R((*ende
Barchar: (bite my shiny metal robot ass?)
Bender: ((fuck
The Forest: "..."
Smol Asriel: "I found a super suspicious person earlier"
Bender: ((*ender
Barchar: (blackjack and hookers?)
Barchar: (c'mon)
Bender: ((ye
Smol Asriel: "They had a sword! And a gun!"
Barchar: "And who was that?"
Barchar: "You kean like half the people in this bar?"
Vaati: -This is not the same one as the one who I RPed pre-timeskip.-
Smol Asriel: "And they shot a toriel"
Barchar: "I mean, come on, [i]I[/i] have a sword and a gun."
Smol Asriel: "I was... staying under here"
Barchar: "Well, okay, that's more suspicious."
Hellaton: ...Aaalright...
Barchar: "I mean, I knew it happened, but...still."
The Forest: ((Like, half the forest population is probably random fucking zelda enemies))
Chime: ((fucking rededs
The Forest: ((Cause all of them are the definition of 'Not capable of living in normal society'))
Smol Asriel: emerges from the cushions
★: ((i was about to give my two cents on how i'm feeling about the two rooms but i decided not to))
Bender: (("I... come on... a sword and a gun" -Flame))
Smol Asriel: has his fur all floofed up from being under there
: Barzan's connection timed out.
★: ((ah well
Barchar: smiles. "How can you STILL be getting floofier?"
Barchar: "I figure that at some point you have to break reality from sheer floof."
Bender: (("Smol Asriel has his fur... under there"))
Smol Asriel: ((
DamnDude: (( bad slar ))
Smol Asriel: smiles also
DamnDude: (( don't post that ))
Hellaton: might make a return to pull the sword out...
★: ((don't even))
Chime: ((what the hell is theat
Barchar: (what the fuck)
Hellaton: but not now.
The Forest: ((Remember yesterday))
Bender: (("Hellaton might... pull... out"
The Forest: ((When I accidently posted deoxys))
Chime: ((yes
DamnDude: (( yes ))
★: ((yes
Hellaton: ((b please dont
★: ((metal boobs
The Forest: ((Maybe Slarv did that))
Chime: ((deoxytitty
Barchar: ((no))
Smol Asriel: ((
DamnDude: (( Wait, I just remembered. Why the fuck did toy have that in the first place ))
Barchar: (is that link terrifying too?)
Hellaton: ...
DamnDude: (( Yes ))
: WHY DIDN'T I DO THIS BEFORE's connection timed out.
Smol Asriel: leans on barchar
: Frisky Whiskington [★] disconnected.
Vaati: -He'll appear... eventually...-
Smol Asriel: ((
Chime: ((gdi slarv
DamnDude: (( Kill son-slar ))
Barchar: chuckles at him, wrapping an arm around him
Smol Asriel: ((I hope you don't mind
Smol Asriel: ((But I'm a sexual predator
Barchar: (im not clicking what you link anymore)
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Hellaton: ((that pun was terrible
Hellaton: ((i love it
Smol Asriel: ((
Smol Asriel: ((K am done now
DamnDude: (( ))
Chime: ((why would anyone make a machine like that
Smol Asriel: his fur sparkles a bit
★: ((nobody would want it))
Hellaton: decides to return to the bar.
DamnDude: (( How I feel about Slar ))
: Chime [Chime] is now Dedan [Dedan].
The Forest: ((Y'know, I could make Barchar flip her shit))
: Frisky Whiskington [★] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky ].
The Forest: ((By bringing in an old Asriel I rped for like five minutes))
Dedan: ((oh shoot i didn't mean to switch to him
Dedan: ((ahwell
Hellaton: ((dedammit
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky ] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].
Smol Asriel: ((OH
Smol Asriel: ((I KNOW THIS ONE
Smol Asriel: thinks it's time for cozy zs
Hellaton: is back in the bar.
Smol Asriel: snuggles up to barchar
The Forest: ((Fuck it, i'm making Barchar flip her shit))
Hellaton: Hhhi.
Dedan: stomps into the bar. As a reminder, this is the Gaston Dedan, who has a crude prosthetic leg.
Smol Asriel: is sleep
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Hellaton: ...Oh, um, hhhi......
The Forest: How many times does he break his leg stomping around.
Smol Asriel: snores adorably
Dedan: -Surprsingly, not a lot. It's only needed to be repaired once. Hurts like a bitch, though.-
Hellaton: backs away from Dedan juuuuuuuuust a bit.
: High Priest Laharl [The Forest] is now High Priest Laharl [].
Dedan: eyes Hellaton. "You... I've seen you around."
: ((This would normally be the part where I bring in Titania))
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Hellaton: .......Iiii'm sorry?
: ((But then I remember))
Dedan: ((but you know
: (('fuck'))
Dedan: You like hanging around Gaster's house.
Hellaton: ((infinite universes. infinite possibilities
Dedan: Also, Hugo's seen you when he goes over to play with Corsiva.
Hellaton: .......Yyyes. I live thhhhere.
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Dedan: is now snapping his fingers, trying to remember Hellaton's name.
★ Titania: ((past titania walks in and fucks up laharl's arc))
Hellaton: ........
: ((Do it.))
: ((Seriously, I can make that work.))
Dedan: ((quick dedan's a steel type catch him
Hellaton: ((no
Frisky: ((should i actually do it
Frisky: ((i mean
Barchar: just smiles down at smol, sighing
Smol Asriel: purrs in his sleep
Dedan: ... Fellaton?
: ((Shoot for the fucking stars the timeline has an anydoor))
Hellaton: ...Hhhhellaton, actually.......
Dedan: ... Goddamnit, i've been terrible with names lately.
Barchar: is unsuspecting to having her fecal matter tossed and turned over
Barchar: (is it terrifying)
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now DRAKE IS COMING OH GOD [DamnDude].
Hellaton: N-no, iiit's fifine...
Hellaton: ((no
Smol Asriel: ((GODDAMMIT
Dedan: Shit, and I used to be good with names too... I could tell the elsen apart, sort of.
Barchar: (see, that's why you don't pick a starter)
Barchar: (go for gallade)
Barchar: (100% male, fits her choice, kinda hot)
: DRAKE IS COMING OH GOD [DamnDude] is now Not That Drake [DamnDude].
: Barzan's connection timed out.
Dedan: ((i see the name drake and all i can think of is hotline bling
Hellaton: Iiit isn't yyyour fault... I, um, dddon't tatalk that often unless prompted...
Barchar: (when I hear that hotline bkibg)
Dedan: Mmmh. I used to like that trait in people.
DamnDude: (( There's only 1 Drake I care about ))
Barchar: (bling*)
Dedan: orders a drink.
Hellaton: ...............
Barchar: (that can only mean one thang)
Barchar: (Nathan Drake?)
Hellaton: ((phone sex
DamnDude: (( This is also the largest hint I have given to who my new character is ))
Dedan: then tries to drink it, only to splutter. "God, how do people stand this shit? It tastes like drain cleaner."
DamnDude: (( As in I am nearly directly saying it ))
Hellaton: ......
Barchar: (well we know it's somebody named drake)
DamnDude: (( Well, not 'my' per see. ))
Barchar: (cause there's so few of thise)
: ((DRAKON))
Dedan: ((it's sir francis drake
Barchar: (sniwdraje)
Hellaton: ((the elite four member with illegal dragonites?
DamnDude: (( Yes I'm going to play as the corpse ))
Barchar: (oh my God why)
DamnDude: (( 10/10 ))
: ((No thats Lance))
Dedan: ((play a a zombie
Hellaton: ((oh right
Hellaton: ((drake is hoenn
DamnDude: (( Also Flame is right ))
Hellaton: ((oh boy
Dedan: ((ah yes, sniwdraje, and their best friend dloqwy
DamnDude: (( As in Flame already said who it was. ))
Hellaton: .........I, um... ddddon't knnnnnow....
Barchar: (wait really?)
Barchar: (snowdrake?)
Frisky: ((Erm. I guess I'll roleplay Titania.))
Dedan: shrugs and orders something non alcoholic instead.
Barchar: (I mean, alright, I gjess)
DamnDude: (( No, before that ))
Hellaton: is shaking a tiny bit.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Barchar: (oh, Nathan Drake)
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Barchar: (that'll be fun)
Frisky: ((You better fucking make it work, Laharl.))
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
Dedan: eyes Hellaton. "Are you okay?"
Barchar: is waiting for her shit to be flipped good sir
DamnDude: (( He's the guy who I said was 'Fucking jumping using his arms to climb a mountain' ))
Dedan: ((OH
Dedan: ((that makes sense
Hellaton: ......I, um.... ssssssorry, I jujujust get rrrrrreally nervovous around new people...
Dedan: Ah. Gotcha.
: ((Nathan Drake))
Hellaton: Sorry...
: ((From Uncharted 4.))
: ((You fucking fanboy.))
Dedan: Hugo used to be like that too when we first moved to the timeline.
DamnDude: (( Technically he's in all of the Uncharted games. ))
Barchar: (LIKE JESUS)
Hellaton: .......Thhhhat, um... ththat's the kid in rrrred?
DamnDude: (( If I went Sam it'd be from Uncharted 4 ))
: ((fuck i gotta clean my monitor again
Barchar: (I wonder if I should play sully if you're doing nate. I mean, C'mon. You gotta have sully.)
Frisky: ((
DamnDude: (( or [u]R[/u]afe ))
Dedan: nods. "Cute little fella, huh? He's... not very jaded, that's for sure."
Hellaton: ...Yyyeah...
DamnDude: (( I am having his intro involve Sully, so if you want to do it, knock yourself out ))
Frisky: ((
Dedan: 'S funny. I don't know how anyone from our timeline could have hope, but he proves me wrong.
Frisky: ((
Hellaton: .....Hhheh...
Hellaton: I unununderstand...
Frisky: ((
Barchar: (eh, I'm already planning on introducing two new characters later.)
Barchar: (maybe)
Barchar: (im thinking about it anyway)
DamnDude: (( I'm not having Sully in the bar iif it helps ))
DamnDude: (( Until you do it ))
Dedan: ((if i can plot tomorrow, then i'm definately introducing a handful of characters.
Hellaton: tugs at the loose hair strand. Yes, he still has his poofy hair tied back.
DamnDude: (( BTW Slar Nathan Drake was the character I was using, if you want to hide the question marks ))
Barchar: (oh boy)
DamnDude: (( unhide* ))
Barchar: (hell come into the adventure and be like)
Barchar: ("Where's all the park our? The falling platforms? The complicated puzzles? ")
Barchar: ("The cover shooting!?")
Hellaton: ((lol
DamnDude: (( That's amazing ))
: (("The fuck is those vines I can swing off of to ger air headshots"))
Dedan: sighs, shifting his weight.
Smol Asriel: ((Oh ok
Hellaton: ....Um... I'm sssssorry I don'n'n't think I got yyyour name
Smol Asriel: ((That changes some things
Dedan: I'm Dedan.
: ((Young titania steps into bar))
: ((Mentions Amaria))
: ((MTT and anyone else that knows Reborn just looks at her with smirks))
Barchar: ("not even one ancient treasure! What am I even doing here!?")
Hellaton: Iiit, uh, iiiit's nice to mmmmemeet you...
Hellaton: ((lol
DamnDude: (( Yes ))
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] edited the chat information.
Dedan: holds out his massive hand. "Nice to meet you too."
Barchar: (I haven't watched it so I dunno)
Barchar: (is it a real song?)
Hellaton: gives a very nervous and very fang-filled smile as he takes the handshake offer.
Barchar: (or something from the game?)
DamnDude: (( It says the name half way through the video ))
DamnDude: (( It's not in the game, but it was a simple search ))
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( Wait, this is just a piano cover ))
Dedan: would smile, but he's got no lips.
DamnDude: (( Fuck ))
Smol Asriel: ((Fixed
Smol Asriel: ((I need to rework some of his specials now
DamnDude: (( Wait no, that's actually right ))
DamnDude: (( huh ))
: ((Thanks))
Dedan: shakes the hand curtly, then lets go.
Hellaton: pulls his hand back rather quickly.
Dedan: noticed.
Smol Asriel: ((See previously
Smol Asriel: ((Nathan fucking drake had a move called noze nuzzle
Dedan: ((OMG
Smol Asriel: ((And used needles to attack
Hellaton: ((keep it in
Smol Asriel: ((Oh I will
Hellaton: ......
Smol Asriel: ((But now imma go to bed
: ((Can his weapon be an indiana jones whip))
: ((Instead of guns since Hella has those))
Barchar: (Nathan has the nuzzliest nose)
DamnDude: (( OH MY GOD ))
Smol Asriel: ((I gave Hella addons instead of guns
Hellaton: ((hella doesnt have guns
Smol Asriel: ((Now that we have someone else to use guns
Dedan: ((wait, like off addons?
: ((Aw))
Smol Asriel: ((Meaning if he goes to burger king
Smol Asriel: ((No, like mechanical addons
Dedan: ((ah
Smol Asriel: ((But if he goes to a restaurant
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [The Machine].
Hellaton: ((he uses the hula hoops
Smol Asriel: ((I will let him get onion rings
The Machine: Theres something in the bar.
Smol Asriel: ((And use them
Hellaton: ((lol
The Machine: It just showed up there.
The Machine: While you weren't looking.
Smol Asriel: ((I have a concert in 13 hours and a crying goat child to hug to sleep, gn
Hellaton: ((thats the only use for onion rings anywat
The Machine: It's huge too, it looks like a sort of panel, next to a giant box,
Dedan: ((although addons aren't necessarily rings, but okay
Dedan: ... What the fuck is that.
Hellaton: ((gn, i hope azzy feels better
Hellaton: Iii don't knnnow....
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, it's been a rough night
Hellaton: ((i get it
DamnDude: (( [s]One of Nathan Drakes specials is to transform him into donut drake[/s] ))
The Machine: ((Nateham drake))
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
The Machine: The machine WHIRRS.
The Machine: It boots to life.
The Machine: Something is on the panel.
Hellaton: backs up.
Dedan: stands in front of the more vunerable patrons.
The Machine: It looks like a fucking photo booth with an ipad on it.
Barchar: (when he throws a grenade, it somehow makes a shitty jpg explosion in real life, like from uncharted 1)
: Jalphys's connection timed out.
Hellaton: .....
The Machine: Theres three buttons on the panel.
DamnDude: (( I'll be completely honest, the 2 games I didn't finish are 1 and the vita game ))
The Machine: [Combat] [Chores] [Animal]
The Machine: ((I haven't played a single uncharted game))
The Machine: ((All I know is that its Inidana Jones with guns))
DamnDude: (( So things from those games are gonna pass right by me ))
Barchar: (never played the vita one)
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Hellaton: .....
Dedan: ... Uhm.
Barchar: (played one through three tho)
Hellaton: Whhhat the fuck.
Barchar: (eh, not much to talk about one. But the grenade explosions looked like shiiiiiit)
DamnDude: (( Huh alright ))
Frisky: ((ok i just got done doing something))
The Machine: ((I remember the developers of Disgaea fucked up))
Frisky: ((i'm gonna roleplay titania now
The Machine: ((And there was this one level))
The Machine: ((Where all the enemy were invulnerable))
Dedan: glances at Hellaton, then at the machine.
The Machine: ((Unless they were on one specific square))
Barchar: (how the fuck do you miss that)
Dedan: -He shifts his weight to his better leg.-
★ Titania: ((tits i need to steal your star
Dedan: ((You would be surprised.
The Machine: ((You could throw every single enemy ontop of eachother.))
The Machine: ((And then put them on that square))
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania].
★ Titania: ((kthanks
The Machine: ((And beat up a level 1126 enemy))
Hellaton: is very, very scared. He's gripping the bar counter.
The Machine: ((And basically go all the way to fucking level 90 in one game))
Barchar: is looking at the machine. "That's odd."
The Machine: ((For reference, the fianl boss is level 70))
Dedan: ((wow
The Machine: The machine dissapears. Because Tits is about to be here.
Dedan: ((i got my hands on an early copy of home
Hellaton: .......
Dedan: ((and there was a glitch where you could ride the pedalo over anything
★ Titania: * yep
Hellaton: Whhhhat fresh hhhhhell wawas that.
Barchar: "Well."
Hellaton: ((ride the pedalo
Dedan: I dunno. Maybe some fucking specter.
Barchar: "No fresh hell. He's not here right now. But it was something."
Hellaton: ....Wwwhat?
: Not That Drake [DamnDude] is now The Past, The Present, The Future [DamnDude].
Barchar: "Oh, you weren't here when-don't worry about it."
The Machine: ((What Fresh Hale))
The Machine: ((Suddenly, from behind Barchar))
Hellaton: N-nnneither of you made sesense.
Barchar: (Saxton hake)
Dedan: sniffs in disgust. "Ghosts. Not your kind of ghost."
Hellaton: ......................................
Barchar: "Excuse me, I'm RIGHT HERE."
: High Priest Laharl [The Machine] is now The Roulette of Random Reborn Characters [].
Barchar: "Don't talk about me like I can't hear you."
★ Titania: * She gets out of her bed. Damn, did she actually fall asleep? That adventure must of wore her out a bit. She checks the time. "It's really late, apparently." She decides to go out to the Grand Hall, thinking she could do something to pass the time there.
★ Titania: * where would the anydoor be
Dedan: glares. "Okay, fine, neither of you are specters!" He crosses his arms. "I prefer 'em over burnts anyway."
Barchar: "What? No, I'm a ghost, I just-"
: The Anydoor is right infront of the grand hall.
: As usual.
Hellaton: ....Y-yyyou knknewww?
★ Titania: "... How come I never noticed a random ass door in the front."
Barchar: "Don't talk about me like I can't hear you. I can always hear you."
Dedan: Well, I knew Mettaton's a ghost.
Hellaton: ...........Oh...............
: ((So lets see, 10 years ago would make Titania about))
: ((11-13))
: ((Likely 13/14))
Dedan: ((how old would victoria be
★ Titania: ((i would prefer 14
: ((Victoria is slightly younger than Tits, so maybe like 12-13))
Barchar: (older than 18 I hope)
Hellaton: ((how old would cain be tho
Dedan: ((read as: is taka old enough to be a bird fucker
Barchar: (question)
: ((Taka is a confirmed 28-30 year old))
Barchar: (does tits have tits)
Hellaton: ((barely
: ((No thats the irony))
Barchar: (false advertising at its finest)
DamnDude: (( Taka is one sad sad person. ))
★ Titania: * She strides over to the Anydoor. "Hm. A keypad? Weird."
: ((Fern is likely around the same age as Victoria))
★ Titania: "What is this, some sort of sci-fi movie?"
DamnDude: (( So I'm doing it right ))
: ((Shelly is likely around 2 right now))
★ Titania: ((wowie
: ((And Charlotte is like 9.))
Hellaton: ......I, uh, asssssassassssssume that, uh, sssspecters are haharmful?
Dedan: ((2 young for pokemon then
★ Titania: ((i feel like titania should be 14
DamnDude: (( [('_')] ))
★ Titania: ((considering what she says and all that
: ((14, sure))
Hellaton: ((idk why but i get the feeling that cains about titanias age but idk
★ Titania: ((that means she would be 24 ten years later
: ((Amaria is likely 14-15 since she's canonically >2 years older than titania.))
Hellaton: Llike, mamalicious?
: ((Sorry))
DamnDude: (( So wait, did you 28-30 before or after the 10 years? ))
: ((<2))
Dedan: Oh, yeah. They used to try to kill my workers all the time. It'd fuck up production.
Hellaton: Oh...
: ((Taka is now currently confirmed 18 or older.))
Hellaton: ....Yyeah I see whwhy that would be bbbad...
: ((But not old enough to get waste))
DamnDude: (( Alright ))
Dedan: 'Course, then we'd get burnts, and that made things worse.
: ((Titania and Amaria are likely just into high school))
Dedan: ((victoria's probably homeschooled
★ Titania: * She gets a closer look at the screen right above the keypad. "... Something to do with a grill. Okay, this isn't a weird dream. Amaria isn't in it. Then this has to be some sort of prank."
DamnDude: (( I thought we were almost walking around with a fucking adult on this adventure who fucks his own pokemon ))
: ((Victoria is 100% homeschooled cause she fucking lives in an academy))
Dedan: ((he is an adult
Hellaton: .........Uh. .......I, um, dddddon't... knknow what that is?
★ Titania: (("Okay, this isn't a weird dream. Amaria isn't in it." -past titania, 2016))
DamnDude: (( I meant like old ass double our age kind of adult ))
Dedan: ... Don't worry about it. If you're lucky, you're never gonna see one.
Barchar: "I vaguely remember talks about them."
: ((Decibel is confirmed to be about 20 in Reborn))
Hellaton: ...Oh...
★ Titania: ((he would be ten.))
★ Titania: ((10/10
Hellaton: ((*xe
Dedan: noticably shifts his bad leg.
: ((So xe's 10. Hell, they likely haven't even reached the whole gender identity part))
Hellaton: .....
Barchar: "These elsen things turn into them when they get deprived of something...i think."
: ((So for all we know it could be He, She, or Xe))
Hellaton: Oh...
: ((So lets roll with Xe to be safe))
Hellaton: ((ye
Barchar: (for the love of God just use 'they')
Hellaton: ((i assume cains a bit older than decibel?
: ((Noel and Anna are...lets see))
★ Titania: ((fetuses
★ Titania: ((or babies
DamnDude: (( "Fetuses" ))
Hellaton: ((those are xer ingame pronouns
: ((They're orphans, alhtough my person headcanon due to their surnames and mysterious shittons of shady background))
Barchar: (then that game should just use 'they' but fine I guess)
: ((Is that they're Radomus' child, who explicity says he lost his wife and children somewhere before he met his gardevoir, Gossip Gardevoir))
Hellaton: ((not all nb/agender people use they/them though
Dedan: ((xe is an acceptable pronoun
Hellaton: ((^
Dedan: ((it's a... spivak, i do believe
: ((Which is what i'm rolling with))
Hellaton: ((yeah
Barchar: (I prefer pronouns I can pronounce but this isn't really worth arguing about)
: ((Radomus is 30 right now, and Zina will be dead in 3 years))
★ Titania: * She opens the Anydoor. Then she sees Grillby's. "Fuck this, it's a dream." She shuts the Anydoor.
★ Titania: * She then pinches herself.
★ Titania: "Okay, it's not a dream."
: ((Meaning Noel and Anna are at most 7 in the original games.))
Dedan: If this was a dream, I'd be...
Hellaton: ((zee, like the x is in xylophone
: ((In the prequel they are -3 years old.))
Barchar: (I have similar but different opinions on this whole gender debacle and neither of us are going to change the opinion of the other)
Hellaton: ....
★ Titania: * She opens the Anydoor again and enters.
Dedan: Never fucking mind.
★ Titania: "What the fuck is this place."
Hellaton: ......
Barchar: (see, I always did it like the s in 'sure')
Dedan: glances around. He makes a show of it. "Well, if I had to guess, it's a bar."
★ Titania: "Oh, gee. A bar."
: ((So Noel and Anna are currently -3 years old.))
Hellaton: ..........
: ((Shelly is possible 2-6.))
: ((Charlotte is 7-10))
Hellaton: Dddo I knknow you.
★ Titania: "Okaaay."
Barchar: "Hi titania."
Hellaton: ....
Hellaton: Uh.
★ Titania: "How the hell did you know my name."
: ((Yep, gonna have to introduce Corey soon))
Dedan: taps his foot on the floor.
★ Titania: ((fucking corey
Hellaton: ((how old is cain
Barchar: "Oh, there's another you that's a few years older that comes here occasionally."
Barchar: master of socializing
Hellaton: .....
: ((Like, maybe a year younger than Tits))
★ Titania: "Hah."
Hellaton: ((ok
: ((So at MOST 13))
Barchar: "You laugh."
Dedan: ((okay, i've solidified what dedan's prosthetic is - it's basically a piece of rebar welded to his stump
★ Titania: "Yeah."
: ((Old enough to start making immature sex jokes))
★ Titania: "It kind of makes sense."
Hellaton: ((good
★ Titania: "But not really."
Dedan: Get used to it kid. The multiverse is a weird fucking place.
Hellaton: Bbut, um, iiit's trtrue, I ththink........
Barchar: "Oh, trust me, child, when you've been here long enough, you'll believe it."
: ((Barchar, Master of Socializing, should meet Hisao, Master of Romance))
: ((Hisao, Master of Romance, the type of guy who buys the girl with no legs a pair of heels.))
Barchar: (tbh he'd have a hard time offending her)
Barchar: (though it probably would be funny)
★ Titania: "At least I don't have to stab anybody here in self defense. Anyways, what exactly does anybody do here?"
: ((Hisao and Barchar start their own series in an effort to get laid))
: ((They make the worst wingmen to eachother ever))
Dedan: Drink.
Hellaton: .....Exist, hhhopefully.
★ Titania: "I'm underage."
Dedan: looks at Hellaton. "That is what Gaster was constantly doing here, right?"
Barchar: ("Hey, baby, did you know that I can see every individual cell in your body as they die? ")
Hellaton: .....
Hellaton: Sssometimes.
Barchar: "We hang out, mostly. Talk."
Hellaton: ((thats pretty hot
: (("I see" Said hisao to Lily, who is blind.))
Barchar: "Fuck, sometimes."
★ Titania: "Well then."
Hellaton: glares daggers at Barchar.
Dedan: ... People get laid in this dump?
Hellaton: Shhhut up.
Barchar: "Though you won't be doing nay of that for a while."
: ((Mettaton walks in))
Hellaton: Shut. Up.
Dedan: ... Fine.
Barchar: "Wasn't planning on elaborating, hellaton."
Hellaton: ((lol tru
Hellaton: Jjust. Stop.
★ Titania: "If I came here and I was from the future, none of you better not spoil my future."
Hellaton: went from 0-100 real quick
★ Titania: "If you do, my time is probably going to get fucked up."
Hellaton: Iii won't.
: ((MTT:))
★ Titania: "And I'll be pissed."
★ Titania: "Thank you."
: (("Sorry about Amaria" "WHAT ABOUT AMARIA?"))
Dedan: Well, kid, this is the first time I've laid eyes on you, so you're good there.
Hellaton: ((lol
★ Titania: "Okay, cool."
Barchar: "I don't really know that much about you, anyway."
Barchar: "Other than your name and the exact details of what you're going to look like, but that's not important nor timeline destroying."
Dedan: ((titania: do i finally live up to my name
Barchar: (Barchar: "You wish" )
★ Titania: "So far, the guy with the huge mouth and the robot are probably the nicest people here. I will retaliate if anybody tries to kill me while I'm here. That's about it for me
★ Titania: ."*
★ Titania: ((fuck
Hellaton: ...Okayy.
Barchar: "I'm fairly confident I won't kill you."
: A girl pokes her head in through the anydoor.
Barchar: "Not unless you hurt the goat people."
★ Titania: "I never said you would kill me."
Hellaton: .....
: "...'Tania, why are you up so l-"
: Amaria stares out at the bar, and sloooowly grandpa simpsons.
Dedan: has never been told he's the nicest person in the room before.
★ Titania: * She glances to Amaria.
: She's gone.
Hellaton: ........
★ Titania: * As she grandpa simpsons.
★ Titania: "Fuck."
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: ((hlt:you wil, eventually))
Barchar: "That's a rude word." she said nonchalantly, sipping some tea.
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★ Titania: "... Oh, shush."
Hellaton: ((no
★ Titania: "I say that a lot."
Hellaton: ....
Dedan: rolls his eyes. "Yeah, whatever you say, bitch."
★ Titania: "'Eyyy!"
★ Titania: "Somebody actually insulted me."
★ Titania: "In a bar."
★ Titania: "Let's just hope nobody hits each other with glasses."
: Off in the timeline, Amaria is standing at the anydoor wondering what the fuck her best friend is doing in a bar.
★ Titania: "Or Doublades."
Barchar: "It's like we're actually normal or something."
Hellaton: Connnngratulations.
Hellaton: .....
Dedan: ... Heh.
Barchar: "Well, none of those around here."
★ Titania: * She turns around and opens the Anydoor. She decides to check if Amaria was there.
Hellaton: ......
Barchar: "Unless somebody's taken one in and somehow kept me from noticing, which...i doubt."
: Amaria gives a flat look at Tits.
★ Titania: "Uhm."
: "Why are you in a bar?"
Barchar: (heh)
Barchar: (flat)
Hellaton: ((FLAT
Barchar: (tits)
Barchar: (heheh)
: (( :D ))
★ Titania: "I was up late at night, and I wanted to do something. I opened this weird door, and it led to a bar."
★ Titania: "Listen, it was completely unintentional."
Dedan: ((
: "..." She croses her arms over her chest, narrowing her eyes.
Barchar: "If it makes you feel any better, we barely every give anyone any alcohol."
Dedan: ((which cau ship is that
Hellaton: ((gaston
: "You better not be drinking." Amaria is such a mom friend.
Barchar: (muffell, muffet the cook)
Dedan: I sure as hell ain't.
Hellaton: ((metta makes the fancy nuggets
Barchar: (or that)
★ Titania: "Amaria, please. I just got there, and I never even thought about drinking."
Barchar: (both work)
Hellaton: Iii don't...
Dedan: ((they can all have fancy nuggets
★ Titania: "I'm only really talking to the people there, anyways."
Barchar: "I could but it wouldn't do anything."
: She sighs. "...Try not to pick fights wth strangers again, please?"
Hellaton: ((gaster: ....these are the dinosaur nuggets that glamor snuck into the cart
Hellaton: ....
Barchar: "Again?"
★ Titania: "Hey, I wasn't.. exactly picking a fight."
: "Titania, you're my best friend." OUCH. "I know you."
★ Titania: * OUCHHHHHHHH
Dedan: -RIIIIIP-
Barchar: (why is that an ouch?)
★ Titania: * but she can't give up like that though
Barchar: (im confused)
Dedan: ((tits has a crush on amaria
★ Titania: * Amaria will realize someday
Barchar: (ah)
Hellaton: miiight have let loose a very faint laugh.
: Eventually.
★ Titania: "Aaa.. I.
★ Titania: * FUCK
Barchar: doesn't know enough about titania or amaria to find that funny.
: But for now Tits has been frendzoned so hard she got banned from smash tournaments.
★ Titania: "Aaa.. I.." She shakes her head a bit. "I was only warning them a bit."
Dedan: ((they get married in the future
Barchar: (come back when you get banned in tournaments)
★ Titania: "I just don't want to get attacked by anybody."
: "Warning them by saying you'll hit someone with your doublade?"
Dedan: snorts a little. How does a man with no visible nose snort.
Barchar: "She probably won't be, for the record."
★ Titania: "IF they attack me."
★ Titania: "That second part, though?"
★ Titania: "It was kind of a joke."
: "Do you expect to be attacked randomly?"
: She narrows her eyes even more.
★ Titania: ".. The guy with the huge mouth even chuckled."
Barchar: "It was just a prank, bro." she mutters, sipping again.
★ Titania: "It was all in good intentions. Trust me."
Dedan: -I mean. He's 10 feet tall and made of metal. With big fucking teeth. He's menacing.-
Hellaton: ....Iiii can promise Iii won't attack.
★ Titania: * true.
: "..." Her eyes are so narrowed she could be asian.
Barchar: tbh it wasn't really innacurate
Barchar: (THAT'S RACIST!!!)
★ Titania: "... I don't want you thinking I'll do anything bad, that's all."
: "...Okay. You better not come back tomorrow full of cuts and glass from beer bottles."
Dedan: I'm not into attacking random people. Don't worry about it.
: "And you better not do that to OTHER people either."
Hellaton: is nearly 9' tall, has four eyes and four arms, and also has big teeth. He's pretty fuckin menacing too. At first sight,
★ Titania: "I won't."
★ Titania: "I promise."
Barchar: is still somehow the scariest motherfucker in this bar rn
: "...Okay, goodnight 'Tania."
Barchar: at least to titania
: She turns around, walking away and back into the grand hall.
Barchar: this 25 year old woman in a leather jacket drinking tea
★ Titania: * She shuts the Anydoor and casually goes to sit down at a booth.
Barchar: terrifying
Hellaton: .....
★ Titania: [sup]"..Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."[/sup]
★ Titania: * She's still kind of burned from that "friendzone".
Hellaton: .........Um. Aaare you okayyyy?
★ Titania: * She looks to Hellaton. "Oh? Yeah, I'm fine."
★ Titania: "You must of been hearing things."
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
★ Titania: "Anyways, thank you for asking that, though. At least you help make this a warm welcome."
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Hellaton: I, um, Iii try to be nnnice whwhen applicable, sso, ththanks...
★ Titania: "Psh, it's fine. The entire day has been very eventful and I'm glad I can actually fucking relax for once."
Hellaton: Um. Y-yyyou donn't know me at ththis point in time so... Iiiii'm Hellaton. Y-yyyou meet me in ththe future and thhhhat's. Hhhow I knknow you ohgggodimsorrgodimsorrrrry...
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
★ Titania: "... Stop freaking out, it doesn't spoil that much."
★ Titania: "I'm talking about big things."
Dedan: seems to wince for some reason. "Never met you. I don't come by much."
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★ Titania: "Who I get married to, what I'll become, et cetera."
★ Titania: "You're fine."
Hellaton: .......Oh...
Hellaton: S-ssorry I... I'm nnnot good at ththis...
Barchar: "Lucky, lucky, I don't know that
★ Titania: "Well, you're giving a good impression of this place."
★ Titania: "At least I know I can come here sometimes without drama."
Hellaton: Oh.. um, ththanks?
Dedan: No problem kid.
★ Titania: "You see, so far, everybody here is mostly nice and pretty quiet. Maybe because it's nighttime."
Barchar: snickers. "Yeah. We're drama free."
★ Titania: "..."
★ Titania: "Okay."
Hellaton: ........Shhhut up, Chara.
Barchar: "Barchar." she corrected. "And sorry."
: ((Hellaton))
★ Titania: "You know what, I'll say what I've been meaning to say to you."
★ Titania: "Oh my fucking god, shut the hell up."
: (("...Say, you look wierd without the armguard"))
★ Titania: "You're not helping me in any way whatsoever."
: (("...What armguard?"))
Hellaton: ((no omg
: (("The metal armgu-" "I hate armguards, they itch my skin."))
: (("..." "...FUCK"))
Dedan: ((riiip
Hellaton: ((rip universe
★ Titania: ((Hellaton: Also, you get married to Amaria
★ Titania: ((Titania fangirls
★ Titania: ((So much
★ Titania: ((She's the loudest person in the bar
: ((Forgets she's going to lose her arm))
: ((Loses her arm by partying on a table))
Dedan: ((to gain a waifu you must lose a limb
Barchar: pauses. She shrugs, sipping her tea again.
Barchar: (the waifu tax)
Dedan: ((... which begs the question, where the hell is dedan's waifu if that's the case
★ Titania: ((I wonder if Titania's arm WILL ever get chopped off
: ((Well, Batter sure as hell doesn't have the queen anymore))
: ((Lennyface that I don't have a replacemtn for))
★ Titania: ((I'm just waiting for the day Laharl casually makes it happen
★ Titania: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dedan: ((... you're right
Barchar: (the waifu tax is delayed)
Dedan: ((he could totally try to mae a move if he didn't see it as disrespectful
Barchar: (sometimes it's instant, sometimes it never happens)
: ((WAIT))
DamnDude: (( That's the price for losong a battle ))
: ((Is he gonna lose a leg or some shit))
: Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania] disconnected.
Barchar: (he's overdrawn at the waifu bank)
Barchar: (he's in waifu debt now)
Barchar: (remember kida)
: ((It's why he has to deal with Kenji))
Hellaton: ((mettaton gained two limbs and two husbandos
Barchar: (too many waifus can destroy your laifu)
: ((Kenji is the anti-waifu))
: ((It negates the second waifu fo him))
DamnDude: (( one of them needs to be impaledd on an umbrella ))
Barchar: (Kenji is the waifu tax collector)
Dedan: ((noooo
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: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Barchar: (when hisao pays his waifu tax in full, then he shall go away)
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: ((Kenji and Hisao get into a deadly battle))
: ((Kenji dies, but takes one of Hisao's limbs in the conflict))
★ Titania: ((Titania: Get the fuck away from my waifu -aims her aegislash-
★ Titania: ((Amaria: Tits no
Dedan: ((wow, waifus cost an arm and a leg, huh
Barchar: (a cloaked man appears behind hisao)
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: ((Idk Rin lost two arms from birth))
Barchar: ("Your debt has been paid. )
: ((And she has half the katawa shoujo fanbase))
Barchar: (they cost an arm OR a leg)
: Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania] disconnected.
Barchar: (tbf it's an erode game)
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Barchar: (that's probably not many females.)
Barchar: (at least not for this particular one)
: The Roulette of Random Reborn Characters [] changed the topic to "The Waifu Tax Discussion"
Barchar: (cause all the dates are ladies I think)
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: ((Emi and Rin have no legs and no arms respectively))
Hellaton: ((kenji was supposed to be an option
: ((They are the, by far, most popular girls))
Barchar: (oh boy)
: ((Yeah Kenji was going to be the gay option))
Barchar: (because let's date that douchebag)
★ Titania: ((Titania loses an arm, and she's in the emergency room. Amaria walks in and kisses Titania on the cheek for good luck, Titania is like "FUCK YEAH I LOST AN ARM JUST FOR THIS MOMENT"
: ((Daredebil lost his eyesight))
: ((Has an entire fanbase of waifus))
Dedan: ((wow so it's not an equivalent exchange then
: ((UW Frisk lost an arm))
Hellaton: ((its not like human transmutation
: ((Her waifu betrayed her and made her cry))
Barchar: (maybe it's like)
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
★ Titania: ((AD is a bitch)kk
Barchar: (one limb is one waifh)
★ Titania: ))*
: ((AD is the CaU anti-waifu))
Barchar: (but more limbs means a thousand more waifus)
: ((Huh.))
★ Titania: ((FOR YOU
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: ((Lily loses her eyesight))
Barchar: (he'd even manage to make barchar hate him if they dated)
: ((And in return she get a large fanbase of people in Katawa Shoujo))
Barchar: (and she's BARCHAR)
: ((Hanako lost her self-esteem, and her entire right side of her body, her smooth skin, etc))
Barchar: (two eyes equals two limbs)
: ((She has one of the highest fan counts))
Dedan: ((fellby got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher and almost died
Barchar: (its the waifu tax bro)
★ Titania: ((Fellby got a waifu
: ((Go on r/katawashoujo, you'll find exclusively Hanako, Rin, and Emi))
Barchar: (two months later, his waifu became his actual waifu)
: ((Maybe a bit of Lily))
: ((Absolutely NO Shizune or Misha))
Dedan: ((yup
: ((Misha has nothing wrong with her, so in return, she has no waifus amongst the fanbase))
Hellaton: ((mettaton got ripped almost completely in half. two husbandos
: ((Shizune is deaf and mute, but apparently those don't count))
★ Titania: ((Frisk actually died once))
★ Titania: ((She has a waifu now
Barchar: (Fanta has been turned into an amalgamate and a robot)
Barchar: (she's had at least two husbandos)
: ((Runner sacrificed himself to blow up epil spectacularily))
: ((No waifu.))
: ((Maybe it's just super delayed))
Barchar: (to be fair it's hard to have a waifu when you're dead)
Hellaton: ((hellatons gay. no waifu and thats a good thing
Barchar: (or maybe he has a waifu in robot hell or something)
: ((He's probably got a waifu in Robot Hell))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
★ Titania: ((Hellaton has husbandos
Barchar: (see-were on the same wavelength too)
DamnDude: (( -Lua whistles in the back room- ))
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: ((Noel is slightly crispy))
: ((Will have to wait 10+ years before he's the right age for waifuism))
Hellaton: ((yeah
Dedan: ((sophia is kissing a waifu up in heaven
★ Titania: ((Anna is a minor, she already has thousands of husbandos))
Dedan: ((or a husbando, or a spousu
Hellaton: ((i lost my sense of smell. one waifu.
: ((Like, she, and Charlotte, are the reborn waifu staples))
: ((Radomus lost his entire family))
: ((Got a popstar gardevoir waifu))
Hellaton: ((im 85% sure my gf is legally blind. got a spousu.
: ((I constantly sneeze blood))
Dedan: ((gaster fell in the core
: ((Adamantly refuse waifu))
Dedan: ((two husbandos
Dedan: ((not to mention all the other gasters in Babel who are dating/married/fwb
Barchar: (Barchar got erased from existebce)
★ Titania: "... It's been really quiet."
Hellaton: ((hellaton has... well, been getting rekt emotionally and physically for almost a century. two husbandos
Barchar: (no waifu yet)
★ Titania: ((No waifus.))
: ((NO WAIFU))
Barchar: (but she's trying dammit)
Dedan: ... Yeah. It's nice.
Hellaton: ((nobody fucks spongebob
Hellaton: Yyeah...
Barchar: shrugs
★ Titania: ((Amaria runs in and just starts making out with Titania for no reason))
: ((Thats why Batter lost Vader))
: ((He hasn't lost any arms, eyesight, etc))
Dedan: ((no fucking limbs lost
Hellaton: ((i still firmly believe he has four eyes
Dedan: ((me too
: ((I like to believe he has no eyes))
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Hellaton: ((theyre just hidden in his final form
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: [...Bzzzt]
Hellaton: ...
★ Titania: ((Chime I found the Batter
★ Titania: ((
: [MTT, Karamatsu, Rush, Frisk, and Fanta's teams have dissapeared.]
★ Titania: ".. That was weird."
Karamatsu: [oh no]
★ Titania: "Oh well."
❤ Frisk: [fuck]
Barchar: (oh what the fucj)
Barchar: is glad she didn't come along.
MettatonSEX: [suck my silicone cock]
Rush: -Notices something odd while he's walking around out snowdin-
❤ Frisk: [eat my vagigi]
Barchar: though, granted, she couldn't have when this first started, I think
❤ Frisk: [don't actually]
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Dedan: ((because the batter- HUE
Dedan: ((also some of enoch's sugar was in that
Dedan: ((i dedan see it coming
: ((HEH HUH))
: ((Well Eloha puns, si.))
Hellaton: ((funny seeing that from you
Hellaton: ((fat fuck ronald mcdonald
: ((Fuck that thing))
: ((I could hear chime laughing at me over the discord))
★ Titania: ((wait I can listen to Chime to see if my jokes are effective on Discord
Hellaton: ((id laugh too
★ Titania: ((hell yeah
Dedan: ((that was a funny reaction
: ((OKAY))
★ Titania: ((ENOCH ENOCH
★ Titania: ((WHO'S THERE
★ Titania: ((RONALD
★ Titania: ((RONALD WHO
Hellaton: ((ITS KNUCKLES
Dedan: ((now, now, let's not sugarcoat it
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: ((I'm dedan side))
★ Titania: ((enoch will eat that too
Dedan: ((hugo it
Dedan: ((... that was a bad one i'm sorry
: Eloha darkness my old friend.
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★ Titania: * She seems to be daydreaming a bit. Or, rather, daynightdreaming a bit.
Hellaton: ((YES
★ Titania: ((YES
Dedan: (she gets it all the goddamn time
: An orb rolls into the bar.
Hellaton: ((even mettaton does it sometimes. very very rarely but there's an occasional imperial march
: It beeps like a grenade.
Hellaton: ....
★ Titania: ((I bet kids in the Gaston timeline would make fun of Enoch for being fat
Hellaton: ((nah
Dedan: ((there is no enoch in the gaston timeline
Hellaton: ((enoch aint there
★ Titania: ((If he was there
: ((Someone makes a joke about Dedan))
: (("Kid I can punt you into that forest"))
Dedan: ((he's the reason why the off characters are there - they had to run from him because he was taking over
★ Titania: ((yeah ik
★ Titania: ((The kids make Enoch cry when he invades Gaston
★ Titania: ((Dedan and the other ones kill him
★ Titania: ((Best plan
: The orb goes
Dedan: ... Fuck.
Hellaton: ....
★ Titania: * She jumps a bit. "Huh?"
: The world turns white.
★ Titania: "...."
Hellaton: shields his eyes
Dedan: screams in anger.
★ Titania: * She also shields her eyes.
★ Titania: "Is this a fucking flashbang or what."
: The world clears away, you're still in the 'bar'
Hellaton: I dddddon't know!
: Except the bar has seemingly completely moved.
Dedan: ... Well that was - where the fuck are we.
Barchar: "JESUS-"
Barchar: "FUCK!"
★ Titania: * She gets up and looks through the window.
: Barchar would notably be unable to see everything anymore. As they are now in another timeline.
Hellaton: uncovers his eyes and looks around.
Hellaton: .....
Barchar: "GOD DAMMIT!"
: Through the window you see lots of plants, and what looks like MTT/Gaster/etc's home off in the distance.
: Shit.
Hellaton: Wh-- ththis.............
Dedan: ... Ooooh, fuck.
★ Titania: "... What the."
Barchar: "Well. Okay then."
Dedan: knows the forest fucking hates him.
Barchar: "I don't think I've been in this timeline before."
★ Titania: ((Dedan: It's... no.. RONALD MCDONALD!!????!?!!))
Hellaton: Wwe're in the forest oh shhit.
Barchar: "This'll"
: The bar door opens.
Hellaton: ......
★ Titania: * She looks to the door.
: "...Excuse me? Do you know why...Grillby's has appeared next to my house?"
Barchar: "Oh, God, I don't know how the forest works. Is it going to hate me?"
: Hi FFrisk.
Dedan: I don't know.
★ Titania: "A grenade thingie got thrown in the bar."
Hellaton: N-no, I ddon't.
Barchar: "I really wish I did, frisk. There was an orb, and a flash, and then..."
★ Titania: "And now we're here."
Barchar: "Boom."
★ Titania: "This has been a weird night for me."
Barchar: "In fact, this has happened before, but the dick we thought did it died, so..."
: "...Another one?"
★ Titania: ((Amaria peeks through the Anydoor
★ Titania: (("'TANIA"
Barchar: "Well, the dick I thought did it anyway."
★ Titania: (("WHAT THE FUCK"
★ Titania: (("ARE YOU DOING"
★ Titania: ((Titania: oh uh nothing
Dedan: sighs, and checks his watch.
Hellaton: .....
: "Those have been appearing a lot in the forest...they don't do anything...they just seem to teleport people back to the center of the forest..."
Hellaton: Oh.......
★ Titania: "Thankfully, that damn door is still there!"
: As if to prove her point, a loud 'BOOM' goes off in the distance.
Barchar: "Well, it teleported muffet, Grillby, hellaton and asriel to some stupid elevator place or something."
★ Titania: * Damn, she fucking swears a lot at this age. Shitty bitch.
Barchar: "And-GOD-damn that is loud."
Hellaton: jolts.
: FFrisk nods.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
★ Titania: * She jumps a bit.
: "...I guess you can use the anydoor to go to the main Gaston area..."
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Barchar: "Uh, anyway, quick question. Will this forest place try to kill me?"
Hellaton: ..........
Dedan: nods. "Thank you. I don't feel like getting my ass kicked by a tree."
★ Titania: "Can I use the Anydoor to go back to my timeline, though?"
: "...No, likely not...I can't say the same for Mr. Dedan."
★ Titania: "Fuck."
Barchar: "Hm. Well."
: As if to prove her point a flower booms behind Dedan's head, and hisses in his ear.
: "...Of course you can."
★ Titania: "Well, good."
: "I mean...some of you might not"
: "If you don't mean any're fine."
Barchar: "JESUS-this place is freaking scary."
Dedan: stomps over to the anydoor, flipping the flower the bird as he leaves. "Piss off, I'm going home to sleep."
★ Titania: "I don't want any plants near me."
: A tree branch slaps Dedan as he leaves.
Hellaton: .....B-bbbye...
Hellaton: ...
★ Titania: "Thankfully, I'm not a fire type trainer."
Dedan: ((I should really get to bed, it's 3:20
Dedan: ((so
Hellaton: ((yeah
: ((Seeya))
Dedan: ((gn
★ Titania: ((gn chime
Barchar: (night)
Hellaton: ((gn
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Barchar: (I should probably go to sleep too but I wanna do this, so..)
Barchar: (i mean if somethings coming of it at least)
★ Titania: ".. I should really go back to my timw
: ((The bar is just going to be in the death forst if you feel like exploring the death forest and meeting thigns that live in said death forest))
★ Titania: FUCK
: "...Okay."
★ Titania: * OKAY
Barchar: "Alright, so, wait, we can use the door to go to the main area, right?"
★ Titania: "... I should be really going back ti my time."*
★ Titania: * AH
Barchar: "...but the bar is still going to be here? In the death forest?"
★ Titania: * to*
: "...Of course, they're still linked."
Hellaton: ....Ddon't go ininin the house.
: "Things that get teleported here...dissapear, eventually?"
Hellaton: ...........
★ Titania: "Well, I'm going to go."
Barchar: "Wasn't planning on it, don't worry. I won't intrude unless I'm invited."
★ Titania: "Like I just said."
: "They just show back up where they were..." A large metal baseball bat randomly appears inside the bar.
Barchar: "Okay, good."
★ Titania: "Byeeee, weird bar."
Hellaton: Oh--oh
: "...Bye."
Hellaton: Bye....
Barchar: "...i...dont want to touch that."
★ Titania: * She exits the bar and is now back in the Grand Hall.
: It abruptly dissapears in a flash of light.
: Somewhere, a scout just got owned by his own bat.
Hellaton: shuts his eyes.
Hellaton: ....
Barchar: is sweating. Being in the bar but not being able to be...barcgar is kind of unsettling to her
Hellaton: Iiii'm goioing home.
★ Titania: "... That went better than expected."
Barchar: "...i...okay, hellaton. See you."
★ Titania: ((Amaria stalks Tits from the corner))
★ Titania: ((lolno
: That leaves FFrisk and Barchar.
Hellaton: leaves through the front door.
: "...If you want, you can explore the forest..."
Barchar: "...I...guess. Sure."
Barchar: "Being in this bar but not being...normal makes me feel weird."
: "...Okay...just...pick a direction and walk."
Hellaton: sees the light again. He's going to ignore that for now he is going to bed.
: "You'll probabaly meet a few people...and you'll end up back here."
: "Or back at your timeline...whichever comes first."
Vaati: -are you shitting me now hellaton-
Hellaton: shut up
Barchar: "The bar is my timeline."
: "...I see."
Barchar: "Not even really...the dimension, I don't think, the location itself."
Barchar: "It's complicated-whatever. I'll just...go north. I guess. It's nice and away from this place. I think. I don't...have a compass."
★ Titania: * She rubs her forehead a bit, kind of.. weirded out. She goes back to her room and goes back to bed.
★ Titania: ((gn everybody
: She nods.
: " if you need me."
Barchar: just walks straight forward, rubbing her hands together.
Hellaton: ((gn
: Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
: You're walking in the woods.
: Theres noone around, and your phone is dead.
: Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Barchar: (Barchar: "I'M NOT EVEN HUMAN, YA FUCK!" )
: As barchar walks, she miht see a girl in a leaf hammock.
Barchar: looks over at her. Is she awake?
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: The girl is awake, but just swinging back and forth in the hammock, staring up.
: She's got pure white hair, and a blindfold.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Her mouth is open, so you can kind of see a forked tongue.
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Hellaton: ((im going to bed dont fuck with the four sword
Barchar: "Uh...hello, there?"
Hellaton: ((gn
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Barchar: wont
: "...Hello." She's got a long bandage around her head.
: "Do you have eyes?"
: "Just, give me a heads up if you have a physical form or anything."
Barchar: "...thats...a surprisingly complicated question."
: "...Do you?"
: "I'm part gorgon, it's important."
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Barchar: "Well, the thing is-I do, but the physical form isn't actually my body?"
: "..."
Barchar: "But I probably couldn't control this if it was stone. C
: She takes off the blindfold, showing red eyes. "It only works if I look at your true body."
: "So you should be fine."
Barchar: "Oh, cool."
: "Have you been enjoying the forest?"
Barchar: "Well, I've been here for a couple minutes."
Barchar: " kinda neutral-negative? Cause I was kinda taken here against my will. Not...not the most positive of experiences."
: "...Hm."
: "Well, if you run into Hessyst."
: 'Don't worry, he's nice."
Barchar: "Uh...i don't know who that is, but I'll keep it in mind."
: She nods.
: "Got any questions?"
Barchar: "Mostly just how those grenade things that teleport people here got into my freaking bar."
: "...They're everywhere."
: "Last time it got us...I ended up in some kinda elevator."
Barchar: "Oh, yeah, some of the people there had that happen too."
Barchar: "Man, it's disorienting to just get tossed out of a dimension like that."
: "...Yeah."
: Some whirring is heard behind barchar.
: Mechanical whirring.
Barchar: "...Well."
Barchar: turns around.
: "Scillia, put on your blindfold. We don't need statues." Said the woman behind you.
: "Geez Nectra, she isn't even affected, c'mon." "This is a safe place, we can't risk it."
Barchar: "No, look, I'm fine. I'm not...normal."
Barchar: "By any stretch of the imagination."
: Scillia rolls her eyes, and puts on her blindfold. "Whatever."
: "I'm gonna go to sleep."
: "Seeya."
: Scillia rolls over, and falls asleep.
: "...That girl is going to make a statue someday, I know it."
Barchar: shrugs "It wasn't going to work on me. This isn't my body, the real me is like..." she waves above her. "A bit behind that. It's complicated."
: "What is she accidently looks at someone behind you?"
Barchar: "There isn't someone behind me. Well, whatever, not worth arguing about. Hi. I'm barchar."
: "Nectra, resident cyborg vampire."
: She extends a hand to shake.
Barchar: "And yet, I've seen weirder." she shakes it.
: "You haven't met Hessyst, than."
Barchar: "Nope. Scillia over there mentioned him, but I haven't seen him."
: "You will."
: "I must be going, i'ts lunchtime."
: She walks away, down the path.
Barchar: "...mildly ominous." she mutters, walking along.
: On cue, theres suddenly someone behind Barchar, they didn't even make any noise.
: "Hellooooooooo"
Barchar: (sorry bout that)
Barchar: (power flickered)
: This guy is behind barchar.
: ((It's fine, i'm just doing this to pass time really))
Barchar: " this-is this the primary method of greeting, here? Is this what I have to look forward to?"
Barchar: (jesus Christ how terrifying)
: "..."
: "Sorrrrry"
Barchar: "It's"
Barchar: "I guess you're hessyst?"
: "Yesss....I am Hesssyyyssssst"
: "I guaaaard the foressssst"
Barchar: "Well, I'm barchar. I get teleported to the forest."
: "...Thhiiiiisss hapennsssss"
: "Beeeee callllmmmmm"
Barchar: "I am, fairly, by now. I've stopped yelling, at least."
Barchar: "Do you know how long it takes for buildings to go back to where they were? My entire house git teleported here, so...yeah."
: "....Noooooowwwwwwwwwww."
: He reaches out a hand, which bends and forms like hundereds of small ligaments, and places it on Barchar's head.
: Everything goes white.
: The bar is now back in the timeline, barchar is in it.
Barchar: "...well."
: Fuckin spookyt
Barchar: "Good thing I don't sleep, or that'd give me nightmares."
Barchar: "And...oh God I think he touched actual me, now I feel all tingly. Eugh." she sighs, laying back on the couch. She didn't miss having the bar to herself.
Barchar: (getting late. Night laharl. )
: 'Night
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Erron: ((oh hi
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Barzan: (whos up?
Barzan: (guess you passed out
Barzan: (quiet night
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Barzan: ((dnabjt
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: The Roulette of Random Reborn Characters [] is now High Priest Laharl [].
: ((Wassup my morning buddy))
Barzan: (morbing
Barzan: (at a bar
: ((Fitting))
Barzan: (yep but theres koreans here, not monsters
Barzan: (oh and its an irish lub
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Barzan: pub*
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Barzan: ((......
: ((Ask the bartender for an Irish Car Bomb))
Barzan: (nah went with a jameson and coke
Barzan: (plus thats offensive
: ((Thats the point.))
Barzan: (they wouldnt get it here thougg
: ((If it helps, my dad uses to work in a bar, people would ask him for these two shot combo things called the 'Twin Towers'))
: ((They insisted he light them on fire.))
Barzan: ((heh yep
: ((Reminder that my dad is the most patriotic fucking thing since Texas))
Barzan: ((I make a 911 comparsion when someone doeant know
Barzan: (America. Fuck yea
: ((Mer))
Barzan: (theres a dog cafe nearby me
: ((Walk in and say you spiritually identify as a dog and demand equal treatment))
Barzan: (th
Barzan: (dogs cant talk dummy
: ((Walk in with a nametag around you neck that says that then))
Barzan: (nah its just a cafe with dogs walking that you can pet
: (Demand to be petted.))
Barzan: (theres cafes for dogs, cats, sheep, and raccoons
: Raccoons))
: ((That must be a))
Barzan: (dont
: (([i] Steal [/i] ))
Barzan: (....
Barzan: (no but they will steal your stuff
Barzan: (pickpocket even
: ((They're fucking raccoons))
: (9What did you expect))
Barzan: (oh I dont know some common fucking courtesy
: ((From Raccoons))
: ((Why don't you get pet a horse' tail while you're at it))
Barzan: (((yeah
Barzan: (been kicked by a horse before actually
: ((Fucking sucks))
Barzan: ((you?
: ((When I was little I tried to get on a horse))
: ((But I tried to jump onto it from behind))
Barzan: (sucks
: (yeah)
Barzan: (so anyways bback to particle theory and resourcing helium 3
Barzan: ((
: ((?))
Barzan: ((having shepards pie for dinmer
: ((Nice))
Barzan: (in korea
Barzan: (maahed potTeo
Barzan: ((Mashed potateos are hard to find here
: ((Damn))
Barzan: (it sucks. so is italian pasta
: .
: theres a fire in the distance
: I can tell thats you 'zan
Barzan: (shhhhh
: I have no characters to investigate the fire.
: I'm stuck with Reborn for now until stuff gets fixed.
: the fire grows larger. its approachong the forest
: The Forest is in Gaston. Btw
: Not in the Grillby's timeline.
: (Im going to use the to explain events outside of characters
Barzan: (thats fine
: Some...spirits step outside of the forest, some kind of floating masses of elements.
: They fire various forms of water, mud, rock, and other such substances to make a sort of mud moat between the forest and the fire.
Barzan: (eh I cant rp now
Barzan: -pause-
Barzan: ((ooc talk is fine tbough
Barzan: (have you seen no mans sky?
: ((Nah))
Barzan: (space exploration gamr
Barzan: (what mass effect was suppose to be
: ((Huh.))
Barzan: (get in ur space ship. fly to a new planet
Barzan: (liberate aliens
: Nice))
Barzan: (or just kill em
: Yep.))
: Theres the twist))
Barzan: (alright walking home
: ((Good luck, don't get hit by a korean taxi.))
Barzan: (shoukd be cocnerned that I juat spent 30 bucks on 2 things og whiskey and sheps pie
: ((Was it good whiskey and shep pie?))
Barzan: (yeah
Barzan: (jameson is a good grade of ehiakey
Barzan: (crown royal is the obly thing that. is begter
: ((Good to know))
Barzan: (ive had more alcohol in korea than I ever had in the US
Barzan: (and surprisingly Ive never been drunk
: ((Huh.))
: ((Wow.))
Barzan: (I dont like beer and whiskey iant something you.chug
: ((In the one instance i've had whiskey (my sister is a horrible role model) ))
: ((I literally choked because I didn't realize it burned))
Barzan: (yeah whiskey different you jave to like a burn followed by an aftertaste
: ((I was OK with the burn))
: ((The aftertaste))
: ((Fuck that))
: ((She let me sip this really bitter whiskey))
Barzan: (its acquired taste. I hate the bitterness of beer
Barzan: (the bestvway to startvon whiskey is with it in coka cola
: ((Huh,))
: ((Good to know if I ever become a alcoholic))
Barzan: (fact is, most people dont rrally care for the taste of most alcohols
Barzan: (whixh is why their explainations of its taste are such shit
: ((Huh.))
: ((I'm watching this dishonored gameplay thats utterly terrifying))
Barzan: (so bad or jiat killing everyond
: ((The man is fucking))
: ((Just))
: ((Shenanigans))
: ((Like, attaching slicer mines to a disembodied head))
: ((Throwing them straight up into the air))
: ((And then freezing time))
: ((Hitting the head with an arrow))
: ((Knocking it farther))
: ((And killing two dude))
Barzan: (a trick shooter eh?
: Look at this.))
: Shenanigans of the highest degree))
Barzan: ((looks liks when thwy show a game off for the forst tims
: ((He does cinematic gameplays))
: ((Holy shit))
Barzan: (pretty smooth moves fox
Barzan: ((too bad I cant let you brew that starbucks
: ((FFFFFF-))
Barzan: (fucking vespa drivers
: ((You mean sexy segways?))
Barzan: (no the asshole delivery driver that almoat
: ((Oh))
: ((Fucker))
Barzan: (they just drive whereever they want even on the sidewalk
: .
Barzan: (home
: ((Nice))
Barzan: ((time for a vodka
Barzan: 0 that fire is growing larger
Barzan: 0 it approarches the forest
Barzan: ((why?
: Luckily theres a nice. giant. mud moat.
: test
: The spirits just stand there, they know fire has serious issues with mud. So they're fine.
Sinanju: -is walking in front of the fire
: Barzan [Barzan] is now Sinanju [Sinanju].
: They retreat backwards, the forest creates a veritable 'wall' of foliage.
Sinanju: the lava is leaking from Sinanju, grass is bursting into flames from his presence
: A person steps out.
: "Greetings, knight. I go by Alnaz, I suppose you are the one I have been awoken to remove?"
: this sky is turning red
: They channel magic between their hands, nodding.
: "Let us begin, then." The wizard steps out, holding the death ball between it's hands.
Sinanju: -continues to approach-
: The ball fires forward, letting out a veritable torrent of heat and power. It's clear Alnaz isn't going to be passive like Hessyst.
: Fight fire with more fire.
Sinanju: is unphased by fire, its running over 5000 degrees Kelvin
Sinanju: continues to approach
Sinanju: at this point, anything within a 10 meter radius would burst into fire
: "Prosperitas, Pax Pacis, Obseqium." The wizard raises his arms up to the air. Rocks, mineral, razor-sharp diamonds rise out of the floor, set in ripping everything they touch to shreds.
: "Holy. Ultima. Oblivion." Sigils begin forming across the floor, with large letters in them. B-A-N-I-S-H-M-E-N-T, they spell out.
Sinanju: begins to move faster
: "Removal. Forget. Defy." The sigils glow, as the rocks move up, forming a giant wall, blocking Sinanju.
Sinanju: begins to run and charges the wall, eventually burstiing through as much of it melts
: It melts, because sadly Alnaz can't summon up tungsten.
: Sinanju must be like, 30 meters away from Alnaz by now.
: The runes and sigils start to float in the air, some form of energy covalesces above Alnaz.
Sinanju: runs past him, or around him
: "Last chance to turn around." "Sicmahd La Ran"
Sinanju: doesn't bother to look at Alnaz
: At Sinanju attempting to made a break for it. He simply starts to walk at Sinanju,
: "Denizens of the forest, defend your mistress' home, and her charge." Hundreds of various forest creatures, be they mythical beasts, regular people, or just fucking deer and animals run up and start attacking Sinanju.
Sinanju: starts a hard charge, most of the plant life around him is bursting into flames, its literally hell running at them
Loni Leyline: -eslewhere-
: Many of the creatures are turned into ash. One, some sort of golem, or creature made of metal, stands and catches Sinanju, getting into a deadly wrestling match with the knight.
Loni Leyline: Scillia? ....Frsik?
: By god does that thing look PISSED.
: Frisk is at the combat. Watching from her wooden throne. Scillia is rapidly running through the forest, trying to get to the clearing with Loni in it.
Sinanju: attempts to shrug it off, focusing solely on running into the forst
Sinanju: forest*
: The metal man is forcibly holding Sinanju by the arm, slowly being pulled. He weighs tons.
: Alnaz seems to finally finish.
: "Repent." Screaming fills the air.
Sinanju: stops forward momentum and quickly dashes back into the metal man to tackle him
: The Tungsten Golem didn't expect this, and is pulled down to the floor. He locks his limbs around Sinanju, making a sort of full body prison.
: The banishment spell aims at the metal man and Sinanju. The golem nods, and begins to accept his fate.
Sinanju: fires starts scroching from its back as his tempertaures begins to increase dramatically
Sinanju: its now 10,000 Kelvin
: The metal man slowly begins to melt. Tungsten is the metal with the highest melting point.
: Water dryads are trying desperately to douse the flames.
: Alnaz blinks. "BEGONE." Some sort of holy force is flung at Sinanju, a banishment spell. Also known as a 'TO THE FUCKING MOON'
Sinanju: (which is 3695.15
: ((Yeah, that guys is a pool of metal.))
Sinanju: the suit of armor stops and is simply there, not moving, the lava begins to harden
Sinanju: it sizzlies and cools down dramatically
: Alnaz charges more magic, unleashing a torrent of damage on the now-still armor.
: He's attempting to not only win this fight, but to win the next one too.
Sinanju: starts crumbling
: "Anyone who is not ash. Mourn your comrades later, remove this creature's remains from the forest."
: "Throw it in the nearest lake, we do not want it to rise again."
Sinanju: red lightning strikes the suti of armour
: Alnaz stares, and cracks his knuckles, through an armor gauntlet.
Sinanju: begins to stand and make its way into the forest
: "Golems."
: Alnaz simply waves his hand, a dozen large men made of rock run through the trees, they're the only ones left, but they'll be damned if they die not doing anything.
: They tackle Sinanju, attempting to literally just charge his ass out of the forest.
Sinanju: flames flicker and come to life,
: "Dryads."
: Sinanju is doused with high pressure pools of water, though they might no even do anything if that fire is sitll burning.
: "I will prepare banishment runes."
Sinanju: reachs out towards the forest
: Alnaz steps backwards, going back through the forest.
Sinanju: .....
: The rock golems continue pushing Sinanju out, literally hefting him up as a 12-man team.
Sinanju: the fires seem to flicker out,
Sinanju: begins to push through the 12 team
: They all roughly grab onto Sinanju's limbs, there are three heavily build men made of rock holding each limb.
Sinanju: seems to become stronger with every golem that halts it
: Off inside the forest, Alnaz is preparing another banishment spell.
: Scillia has finally reached the clearing with Loni.
: "Loni! Loni!" She knocks at the door.
Loni Leyline: ...yes...?
: "That...thing, is here. And it might get in."
: "It brought fire with it."
: "Underneath FFrisk's bed, theres a trapdoor. I want you to go down there, and not come out until we tell you."
: "Okay?"
Sinanju: (to set the tone
Sinanju: (
Loni Leyline: ....whats going to ........happen to everyone?
: "We'll be fine, okay?" She says, reassuringly.
: "Nothing has gotten in this forest, and nothing ever will."
Sinanju: -is in the forest-
: She knows.
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Loni Leyline: careful....don't die....because of me.....
: Trees ram into Sinanju, stabbing him through and immediately burning.
: "I won't, i'll be alright."
: "I'm tough, us 'Dusa's don't die easy!"
Loni Leyline: -nods and goes into the trap door-
Sinanju: -is getting ever closer-
: Scillia stands at the entrance to the clearing, clutching a large wooden spear, with a metal end.
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: Her family's heirloom spear, stolen from the man who slayed the original Gorgon.
: Eventually, Sinanju reaches a large river.
: Hundreds of water spirits literally fucking try to drown him.
Loni Leyline: -looks at Scilla leave-
Loni Leyline: -decides to follow her after she is gone-
Sinanju: water merely turns into steam before it even makes contact
: oh boy.
: The water spirits turn to steam as well, dying easily.
Loni Leyline: -slowly follows scilla, but is too slow
: Scillia is simply standing at the only entrance to the clearing with Loni in it.
: Eventually, Sinanju might burn his way into a clearing, with a famiily home in it.
Sinanju: -is likely about to enter the clearing
: A woman, a young boy, and a father stand infront of it, their red eyes all trained on Sinanju.
Loni Leyline: -walks towards Scillia
: Scillia nods to Loni. "I told you to go to the panic room."
Loni Leyline: but I...
Sinanju: bursts into the clearing
: Scillia stands infront of Sinanju, the last defender.
: "Stop this. Now."
Sinanju: walks towards
: At this point, Sinanju has killed half the forest's population.
: She raises her spear, the blood-tipped end pointed at Sinanju.
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: "Wanna know something funny, big guy?"
Sinanju: its head turns to stares at Loni
: ((hi
: ((also fuck off sinanju
Sinanju: (oi
: "I know you're immune to my curse, I know it won't work anymore." She says to Sinanju, standing directly infront of Loni.
: "But this spear was given to me by my father, it's the original Gorgon-slayer, now wielded by a half-gorgon. Irony at its finest."
Sinanju: the flames begin to fade away
: "Tell me, knight. You appear to have no problem with hurting my family and friends."
Sinanju: the temperature begins to cool down drasctically
: "Do you have a sense of honor? Or is that armor you wear a hollow, useless, shell?"
Sinanju: the fires are gone
: She takes this as some form of admittance to having a scrap of honor.
: "Good. Take up your weapon."
Sinanju: walks at them
: "I see, then you don't need honor."
Sinanju: has no weapons
: "A gorgon's eyes are dangerous, but a gorgon's blood is one of the worst known things to experience. You turn to stone, from the inside out."
: "It is exponentially more powerful than my curse, lets see if it works."
: She points the blood-tipped spear, and attempts to run Sinanju through.
Sinanju: is almost upon them
Sinanju: it stabs him and starts to turn him to stone
: ((Scilla performs a Holes
Sinanju: it falls to its knees and reaches out
: "You have killed family. You have killed friends. You have nearly destroyed my entire home."
Sinanju: one hand reaches out towards Loni
: "You dare come to my last friend?" She stabs him again.
Sinanju: is turning into stone and frozen in place
: ((Reveal Sinanju is actually just really desperate to give Loni a cure))
: ((And has it))
Sinanju: ....LLoni......
: "...You speak. You don't deserve to speak to her."
: ((That could be hilarious))
: She raises the spear again.
Sinanju: (SInanju: I brought you your pizza delivery
: ((HAH))
: (("Hail...sleet...forest...or snow..."))
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: (("...Nothing stops the American...postal system..." He hands her a package while turning to stone.))
Sinanju: ((thats too funny
Sinanju: ((wish I could do that
: ((Sinanju reaches out a hand))
Sinanju: has one hand on the ground and still reaching out
: (("I need...about tree fitty..."))
Sinanju: ......L-Loni
: Scillia stares at Loni. "Do you wish to speak to this filth?"
: She's got her eyes closed.
Loni Leyline: -looks scared-
: "Good." She takes the spear, and rams it at Sinanju's helmet.
: "Alnaz will be here soon. TO finish you, knight."
: "Speak your last words. Like you denied so many others."
Sinanju: its hands slowly lowers
Sinanju: ....L-Loni........forgive......
Sinanju: its voice it low and echoing
Loni Leyline: ....who....who are you?
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Jäger Leyline: -wakes up from his coma- AAHHHHH
: Scillia quietly raises the spear, Alnaz steps into the clearing, silent.
: "Loni, do not ask questions of this...thing."
: "You beg for forgiveness in your last moments."
: "I can respect that. Revenge is a dish best served now."
: She rams the spear in Sinanju again, just as Alnaz unloads a banishment spell.
: ((It turns out to be bullshit from another alternate timeline where Jäger was Sinanju and fucking didn't like his past self so he almost killed Jäger and then he went to Loni just so say "i'm sorry i didn't you mcdonalds"))
Loni Leyline: -is crying- why? why did you do this?
: ((Kek))
: ((like, those were loni's last words
: (("giv.....
: (("meeeee....."
: (("Chicken...tendieeeessss...."))
Sinanju: is completely incased in stone and frozen, a knight statue kneeing in the opening
: ((10/10
: ((Yazan, thoughts?))
Sinanju: ((Sinanju: I 'm sorry, I didn't mean to eat your chicken tenders
: ((No))
: ((Sinanju:I'm sorry the dog accidently ate it...))
Sinanju: ((the time line jump isn't actually bad idea tbh
Jäger Leyline: -looks around for someone, he one has one arm
: Scillia stares down, a trail of blood leaking from her eye. It's evident where she got the gorgon blood for the end of the spear.
Loni Leyline: is it.....over?
: I mean, I guess 1/2 gorgons only need one eye anyway.
: "Yeah, it's over Loni."
: "...I'll get FFrisk. We'll get Hessyst to put this statue in a more...fitting place."
: ((Damn, that was worse than WWII.))
Dr. Fintevious: -walks up to Jager
: ((RIP Most of Forest
: ((Half the forest, and half of its population, is rip))
: ((The forest will grow back in about a week it's freakishly fast-growing. The people who just got turned to ash are dead.))
: Sinanju [Sinanju] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].
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Loni Leyline: (as long as no one important died
Loni Leyline: is crying
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: ((Oh yeah btw you accidently might've killed good ol' May Dusa))
: ((So hey, guess who's history figuratively and literally now))
: ((RIP
: ((f f f f f f f f f f
Loni Leyline: ((if you want, I didn't have any intention of killing any important characters
: ((Nah, it's fine.))
: ((Sinanju gets through everything, Scillia is dead))
: ((Laharl: I don't care about them, anyways.))
: ((Sinanju reaches torwards Loni))
: ((He proceeds to die of a ghost heart attack))
Loni Leyline: ((-is left alone in a dead forest
: After a short period, Hessyst is brought into the clearly.
: ">..Nooooo....myyyy...."
: "...Alllll of theeemmmmm."
Jäger Leyline: Doctor, I need you're help,.....remove my arm
: He...cries, silently, while carrying the statue off to Scillia's house.
: Guess who officially finally has a statue garden.
Dr. Fintevious: -nods and takes Jager into the back
Loni Leyline: /me hugs Scillia
Loni Leyline: (why
Loni Leyline: hugs Scilla
Loni Leyline: I'
: Scillia nods, hugging back.
: ((Scillia: Your filthy cancerous non-existant fur ass better be worth it.))
Loni Leyline: (-dies the next day from her disease
: ((Scillia forgets for a second))
: ((Turns Loni to stone))
: "...It's fine. We're friends, right?"
: ((Loni: No.
: "Friends...uhh, friends do that." She's clearly putting on a fake smile because a large majority of the people she knew and loved are dead now.
: What a mood killer.
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Loni Leyline: didn't
Loni Leyline: is clearly crying
Loni Leyline: no one....should have....died because ....of me
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Loni Leyline: (Scillia: damn right bitch!
: ((Lol))
: ((Scillia turns Loni into stone
: "...You're fine, Loni."
Loni Leyline: just falls her her knees and cries
: "...You should go back, get some rest."
: "You can probably go back home now...if you want, that it."
: ((Damn, anytime the foest has interaction with people outside of it))
: ((It always gets fucking lit on fire, or loses people, or people get hurt))
Loni Leyline: ((
Loni Leyline: ((music for the moment
Loni Leyline: barely stands up
Loni Leyline: nods and starts heading towards her bed in the forest
: "We' Jager" Those of them that were left.
: "We'll tell him the news."
Loni Leyline: barely able to say
: ((The Forest has horrible luck))
Loni Leyline: ...thank you
: "It's all fine."
: "We've gotten through worse than this."
: Scillia walks away, back into her home.
: Which is practically torn apart and still slightly on fire.
Jäger Leyline: -is in the hopistal whenever someone visits him
: ((I mean, its luck is so bad that you can accidentally partially destroy it by accident while in Reborn. Somebody just flips a switch, and there's just [Somewhere in the Forest, trees are exploding and nobody can do anything about it.]
: Within minutes, a tree branch extends into Jager's room.
: How did it even REACH there?
: * magic
: It's got a letter at the end.
: ((I'm imagining a))
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: ((But with the man falling out of the floor))
: ((Through an anydoor))
: ((Into the gaston forest))
: ((And exploding dramatically like a 9/11 plane))
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Smol Asriel: ((Ay
: ((Ay the forest just fought hell itself))
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Loni Leyline: ((oi
: ((Sinanju didn't get Loni chicken tendies
: The letter in Jager's room is left there.
: ((That's why he did so much to get to her
: It reads 'He's dead. Loni is safe. Contact us on whether or not you would like her to remain in the forest. - Scillia and FFrisk.'
Jäger Leyline: -if anyone saw, Jager now has not limbs and a lot of cords comiing out of his back
Loni Leyline: now has no*
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Smol Asriel: so tori got sniped yesterday
Loni Leyline: (I saw
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: (( "I'm ready to play nice now daddy" "When do I get to taste it daddy?" "You make it hurt so good daddy" "Daddy am I a good girl?" "Daddy I need a cuddle" "When I find my daddy he's gonna never want to let me go"
Loni Leyline: ((was reading the old charat logs
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Loni Leyline: ((when AD was trying to talk to Jukon, "AD said hes is bed with Junko, and Slarv was like, "you better not, I won't let you suck rielas
Loni Leyline: sink*
Smol Asriel: ((Well you see
Smol Asriel: ((Rielas is still riel
Loni Leyline: ((looks like that ship is at the bbottom of the ocean
Smol Asriel: ((It has changed hands
Smol Asriel: ((But it is still riel
Smol Asriel: ((You kill it and it just comes back with someone else
Dr. Fintevious: -comes up and picks Jager up, places him into a powered armour exoskeleon. He hooks up the cords to Jager and the armour shuts close on him
Smol Asriel: is smol
: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jäger Leyline: was in a different timeline btw
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: is snuggled with hywel under a blanket
Jäger Leyline: (oh
Jäger Leyline: ((too much vodka
Fanta: ((Lel
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Toriel [Toriel].
Jäger Leyline: (( about to go to bed
Toriel: ((K
Toriel: is still hospital
Jäger Leyline: ((I knocked myslef out with too much vodka and jameson
Jäger Leyline: ((night
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Toriel: ((Lol gn
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: Toriel [Toriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: ((Fanta is so desperate she has to fuck the statue of Sinanju
Fanta: ((Its rock hard
: ((Scillia watches
: (("I'm surprisingly okay with this"
: (("Wait, how the fuck did the whore get in."
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Fanta: ((Magic
: ((Laharl, could you infiltrate the forest with magic
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Hinty Fuck Slarv [???].
: ((Well))
: ((You'd get IN))
: ((And then you'd be penetrated by sixteen hundred pissed off trees))
: ((True.))
: ((What if you said you wanted to fuck statues?))
: ((And that was your kink?))
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: ((Shamed to death))
: ((10/10
???: "Hehe, howdy kid"
: ((To the arc room with thee))
???: ((Shh
: ((you people made the arc room for a fucking reason.))
: ((use it.))
???: ((Am being hinty
Jäger Leyline: (arc room?
: ((Slarv))
: ((Use the ucking arc reactor))
: ((Now.))
: ((because it classifies as your arc
: ((and uh
: ((you were hinty in it before
: Hinty Fuck Slarv [???] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: ((so it's fair if you go ahead and put it in there :)
: ((ok so yazan
Fanta: ((We made an arc room
: ((people made a seperate room for huge arcs
Fanta: ((For arcs
: ((so it wouldn't clutter up chat
: ((now i don't particularly like it as much as the others do but
: ((i guess it could work
: ((
Fanta: ((>Implying hinty fuckery would clutter up chat
: ((When we start making exceptions))
: ((Is when it goes to hell))
: ((
: ((
Jäger Leyline: (laharl youre going for acweek?
: ((Yeah))
: ((Today?))
: ((Todya or somorrow))
Jäger Leyline: (vacation?
: ((Last time you said this it was bullshit))
: ((Because there was WiFi))
: ((Sorta, going to see my sister's house))
: ((Which doesn't even have computers))
: ((Do you have a phone))
: ((No))
: ((Fuck.))
: ((You could always bring your laptop))
Fanta: ((Rip
: ((Like))
: ((I don't own a laptop))
: ((Just carry it with you
: ((oh
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: ((I do this on a desktop))
: ((ayy
: ((Then grab the entire fucking desktop
: ((Put it in a box
: ((And go to your sister's house))
: ((No))
: ((okay
: ((i dunno why but in something a friend and I are making in Super Mario Bros. X, Terry Hintz will be playable
Fanta: ((💯
: ((just saying - you're going to have to pull off some sort of bullshit for Reborn so that nothing happens for a week))
: ((If you go tomorrow
: ((long bullshit
: ((If you go today
: ((short bullshit
: ((my friend knows barely anything about LISA
: ((I can't just say Team Tits didn't get a fucking mission?))
: ((That's short bullshit.()
: ((and I also made something like Joyful's Easy Mode
: ))*
: ((I mean, it's not like they're gym leaders and not barely new trainers that have about 7000 coworkers that can do missions instead of them))
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: ((Well, that's true.))
: ((Laharl: I will pull off an elaborate plan that involves a switch, the Forest, FFrisk, Reborn, Rayquaza, and Team Tits))
: ((Frisky: what the fuck.))
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: ((Didn't I literally just fucking do that))
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: ((By giving you all Rebron James characters))
: ((To RP))
: ((Basically, Rayquaza takes Team Tits through the Anydoor and through the Forest
: ((Shit tries to kill Team Tits
: ((Titania flips a switch
: ((Rayquaza flies away as a nuclear bomb strikes in the Forest))
: ((FFrisk is angry
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: ((FFrisk: Damn you!!!!))
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: ((FFrisk, the last survivor, sets up bombs at the Grand Hall
: ((She gets caught
: ((And gets arrested
: ((Team Tits now has a pet Rayquaza
: ((Team Tits wins))
: ((The End~
: ((huh.))
: ((RIP.))
: ((Laharl, you could of done something like that and it could of worked))
Frisky: ((it can't work. seriously.))
: ((fuck off frisky let me dream
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: ((i think i ruined all chances of laharl talking right now))
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: ((fuck.))
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Fanta: ((Succ
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Fanta: ((Ay
: ((Hi.))
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Walter: ((i'm going to rp this bitch now
Walter: ((wait can you rp rn
Walter: ((this info is important
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Walter: ((slarvath. you piece of trash.))
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Walter: ((slarvaaaaathhhh
Walter: ((are you going to rp
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Walter: ((hi dd
DamnDude: (( hi ))
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: Frisky Whiskington [Walter] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
DamnDude: (( We can't be hinty in here anymore? ))
: ((i don't fucking know anymore
: ((the whole two rooms thing is confusing me like hell and i'm already conflicted about it))
DamnDude: (( I was told this is purely for execution of arcs and things that clutter up chat ))
DamnDude: (( That aren't in the bar ))
: ((then go ahead and be hinty
: ((i'm not a mod
DamnDude: (( I'm not doing it right now, I was commenting on something when I wasn't here ))
: ((yeah ik
: ((you can be hinty when you want to i guess
: ((so go ahead and be hinty [u]when you want[/u]
: ((that was kind of what i meant
DamnDude: (( I was more mentioning it because you said you weren't a mod ))
DamnDude: (( I know what you meant by saying it now, but I thought you were implying to do it now because I'm the only mod here idk ))
: ((no i was kind of meaning "i'm not a mod, i won't enforce anything"
: (("i don't really care if you do it here or in the other room"
: (("it's personal preference, i guess"
DamnDude: (( Yeah, i know that's what you mean now, just I mistook it at first ))
: ((ah
: ((gotcha
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Fanta: ((I am live again
Fanta: ((Forgot to close this tab lol
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: niles is busy
Smol Asriel: niles has made a startling discovery
Smol Asriel: ((Ok rip everyone left
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
Barchar: (everything works out nice in the end, the sun will marry the moon (it'll be fine))
Barchar: (why don't we sit back, mellow again, and have a nice afternoon? (it'll be fine))
Barchar: (*ahem* anyway, yes, hi)
Smol Asriel: is still purring on barchar
Smol Asriel: is sound asleep
Barchar: had been moved, so the previous barchar-purring spot is no longer viable
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Niles [Niles].
Niles: well he's on the couch then
Niles: not purring
Niles: but asleep
Niles: enters through the anydoor, wiping the sweat from his brow
Barchar: (who dat)
Niles: is except a gote
Niles: is [i]the guy[/i]
Barchar: "Well, hello, there."
Niles: as in, the one who shot toriel last night
Barchar: (so I guess this arc is fire emblem then)
Barchar: (but which one?)
Niles: ((No, I just needed a character
Barchar: oh, aight
Niles: ((And decided i wanted to rp gote niles
Niles: ((Bcuz niles is smexy
Barchar: (oh. You just had him and the support system)
Barchar: (I do agree)
Niles: ((This is not related to that arc
Niles: ((Separate story thing
Barchar: "The sleeping asriel thinks you're suspicious, for the record."
Niles: "Oh does he?"
Barchar: shrugs. "That's what he told me."
Niles: pulls out a scanner, and examines the two of them
Barchar: is this, like, a check?
Niles: "Hmmmm... Nothing looks off"
Niles: "You're in the clear, dearie~"
Muffet: thief
Barchar: "...good to know?"
Niles: licks his lips
Barchar: "The heck is that?"
Niles: "Lets see these others.."
Niles: scans grillby, moving on to the other bar denizens
Niles: stops on a sleeping fnata and hywel
Mk: is, by the way, not here right now. He went off to do...something
Niles: "Mhm...... *sighs*"
Barchar: "Whats your problem?"
Niles: "So many anomalies here.."
Barchar: "We're all anomalies here."
Niles: pulls out another device
Barchar: "I mean, I'm a technically nonexistent ghost controlling a vegetable body."
Niles: puts it to the back of fanta's head, does [i]something[/i] and puts it away
Barchar: "...what the hell was that?"
Niles: "But your soul's normal, sweetheart"
Barchar: walks over, seeing if she's alive
Barchar: "...of a sort."
Niles: "That's the big difference"
Niles: she is
Niles: she looks fine, for now..
Barchar: breathes out, slowly. She'd have to check her head later.
Niles: "I'm on the hunt for atrocities, and I just found one"
Barchar: glares at him. "Uh-huh."
Niles: "Hehe, be back for more soon"
Barchar: "Hey. Wait. Before you go."
Niles: "Hm?"
Barchar: "Asriels. Like him, or her?"
Niles: "Oh no, I have no problem with the little guy over there"
Barchar: "If I find out you've harmed a hair on their head, I will make you break that thing into pieces and eat it."
Barchar: "Just a heads-up. Later."
Niles: "Heh~"
Niles: "Such a tease"
Niles: exits
Barchar: "...he thinks that was an empty threat. That's cute."
Niles: she's still alive, but she's missing a little something that could be important
Barchar: "Clearly he doesn't know me."
: Niles [Niles] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Barchar: and that something is?
Fanta: that was a soul extractor
Barchar: oh what the fuck
Barchar: "GodDAMMIT! Why didn't I see that before he left!?"
Fanta: being an amalgam, she can live
Barchar: for a bit, at least
Fanta: but yknow, she's kinda getting a pale green look around her face
Barchar: "Urgh! I don't know how to get replacement souls!"
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Barchar: "Mine was one SHE made! I mean, it was...asriel's replacement soul, I guess, but still!"
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Barchar: "...wait. She probably still remembers how to make them."
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Barchar: looks at her. "Well, I did say I'd have to go in there at some point." she goes onto the couch, before hopping out of her own body and into Fanta's head
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Fanta: the inside of her head is completely gray now, the same scape as usual, complete with black hole in the middle
: ((hi
Fanta: ((I am alive now, for a bit
Barchar: "Shit..." she mutters, looking for memories of the soul creation process
Fanta: barchar can easily find it, buuuut she only knows how to make one from an empty soul
Fanta: never figured out how to make one from scratch
Barchar: "Crap. Okay, okay, maybe...maube there's still an empty soul on the surface?"
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Barchar: "I mean, I of all people should know that humans can come back after a lot with determination."
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Barchar: pops out of her head, sighing. "You can do this, Barchar. You can do this." and with that, she flies off to the surface.
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Fanta: the bar timelinr surface?
Barchar: yes
Fanta: lol, io was a fatass and ate them
Fanta: good luck
Barchar: well fuck
Barchar: nevermind that then
Barchar: fucking io dluchebag
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: ((heya
Barchar: pops back in her body, sighing. "Shit. Gonna fucking kill him when he gets back."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -trots in- Hey there~![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -notices Barchar- {Edgy big sis is here!}[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Hi, sunny." she says, sighing.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: What's wrong...? Need help with somethin'...?[/color][/font]
Fanta: has already got a few vines
Fanta: is luckily still asleep
Barchar: "Unless you've got a spare soul lying around? Sorry, I don't think you can."
Fanta: unlucky for hywel, but yeah
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...We could look for one...[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Some dick with a bow just walked in and ripped the freaking soul out of Fanta because he's racist against amalgamates or some shit."
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Niles: "Ehehee.."
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...Was his name Niles...?[/color][/font]
Niles: "We shall purify the world, darling"
: ((fuck off niles))
Niles: is gonna purify everybody
: ((no he won't))
Niles: along with somebody else
Niles: shh
: ((is it okay if I do a luck sort of thing, Slar?))
Niles: ((How so
: ((Niles trips and falls over. That's pretty much all of it.
Niles: ((K
Niles: trips and falls over
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Barchar: "And I know how to make replacements, but not from scr-GODDAMMIT, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE!?"
Niles: "Oh ground, you wanted a taste?~"
Niles: "So desperate~"
Barchar: runs up, trying to kick him in the head. "YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO PURIFY!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -stares at him- You're more desparate if anything.[/color][/font]
Niles: isnt there
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -retcon-[/color][/font]
Niles: im being hinty
Barchar: is rather annoyed
Niles: he's in his own timeline saying that
Barchar: so nevermind that
Barchar: could have made that clearer
: Niles [Niles] is now Flowta [Flowta].
Walter: * This bitch suddenly walks into the bar, wearing a dark brown trenchcoat that you would see in the 50s, and.. what the fuck, he's wearing a Mickey Mouse gas mask.
Flowta: eh
Walter: * eh
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -eh-[/color][/font]
Barchar: wow look at how much she cares, as she's just growling, trying to figure out how to get her a soul.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: M-My parents could help...[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Though I rarely ever see them.[/color][/font]
Walter: "Oh, wow! Drama!" His voice is muffled, to say the least. "Just the thing I need when I come into a bar!"
Barchar: "They can! Great!"
Barchar: "This is a bad place to come if you're trying to avoid that."
: ((I'm imagining Walter just mumbling like the Pyro))
Walter: "Haha, I'm not avoiding it!"
Walter: "What, I come from a land full of drama!"
Walter: "Kind of!"
Flowta: ((Is walter the one who knocks
Walter: "Anyways!" He adjusts his gas mask a little bit
Walter: .*
Walter: ((Walter is a pun on Walt Disney))
Barchar: "That land of drama doesn't happen to have a free soul I could use, does it?"
Flowta: ((O
Walter: "A free soul, huh?"
Flowta: ((I thought the mask was for meth making
Walter: ((a mickey mouse gas mask
Flowta: welp, now hywel's hugging a flower
Barchar: "Free as in unused. I'll gladly try to pay you for it."
Flowta: should probably put her in a pot or something
Barchar: "Or...barter,i guess, I don't have any money."
Walter: ((it was going to be used in the 40s after pearl harbor if there were chemical attacks))
Barchar: does that.
Flowta: ((Oh my fuck is this room zero
Walter: ((to help children wear gas masks
: ((oh, Slar, btw, is it okay if I use stats for the bit of plot that Sunny has? I just need help writing out stats for some mooks and a miniboss
Flowta: is still sleeping, hot damn
Flowta: ((Sure
Walter: "Eheheh! Flower!"
Barchar: thank god
Flowta: ((The current statsheet is semi-outdated tho
Flowta: this is a very tired former goat
Walter: "Anyways, no, I'm sorry!"
Walter: "I don't have a soul!"
Walter: "I'm not a Christian!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Oh...[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Why did I think there would be?"
Walter: "Look at me!"
Walter: "I'm empty inside!"
Walter: "That's why!"
Barchar: "Oh, okay, your dimension doesn't even work off of souls. Shit."
Walter: "So, we have a flower!"
Walter: "Barely seen any of those nowadays!"
: ((Actually, it might not even require stats
Walter: "Like, I mean, they're pretty rare!"
Walter: "I won't take it or anything, though!"
: ((But it would be better if more people were here
Walter: "It looks like it is sentient!"
Flowta: ((I gtg any second, so
Barchar: "It's not a flower, it's a soulless goat that needs to become un-soulless before she wanes up."
Walter: "Oh, a soulless goat! Nice!"
Flowta: wakes up
Barchar: "NOT NICE!"
Flowta: "Oh. What the fuck."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -puts her in a spare pot-[/color][/font]
Walter: "Stop yelling!"
Walter: "Stay happy!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Someone stole your soul.[/color][/font]
Walter: "Keep smiling!"
Barchar: "Oh, grea-hi Fanta."
Flowta: "I can see that"
Walter: "Now you're not going to have any emotion!"
Barchar: "Some Niles dick came in and stole it."
Flowta: "Who's the fuckbo- ok"
Barchar: "Said you're an 'atrocity'."
Barchar: "Because apparently this is fucking better."
Walter: "That's racist!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: H-however, my parents might be able to help![/color][/font]
Flowta: "Ugh.. piece of shit"
Barchar: "And look, Orson Welles, I dunno how your dimension works, but around here we get fucking angry."
Flowta: "Where is he, I'll shove a vine up his ass"
Barchar: "Not here."
Flowta: "God fucking dammit"
Barchar: "But save some ass for me to kick."
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800](( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/color][/font]
Walter: "Excuse you, I'm not Orson Welles!"
Walter: "I'm Walter!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...I'm gonna go find my parents' place...[/color][/font]
Walter: "I used to work at Disney, mind you!"
Barchar: "I know HOW to get you a new soul, but I don't know how to get one."
Barchar: "It's...i know that's not who you are, it's just a qui-whatever."
Flowta: "I don't know where to get them, I just raided the cabinet here"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -walks through the anydoor-[/color][/font]
Flowta: "Oh yeah, I'm not exactly beaming about this either"
Barchar: "Well, looks like that cabinet's run dry."
Barchar: "Obviously not."
Flowta: "Fuck."
Walter: "Well, of course you're not!"
Walter: "Think on the bright side!"
Walter: "You look pretty, all flowers look nice!"
Barchar: "Look, we'll find something. Even if I have to go to some dimension and...shoot Hitler or something. Though I guess you probably don't want that soul. *
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Walter: "Hitler?"
Walter: "Oh, that's the guy who bombed America!"
Barchar: "She's also an emotionless husk who's freaking dead, so shut your face."
Flowta: ((Walter: we're great friends!
Flowta: "I'm gonna go to sleep. And jesus christ I had better be sexy again when I wake up"
Flowta: "Good night."
Walter: "Sweet dreams!"
Barchar: "Trust me, I'm on the same sentiment. See ya."
Flowta: tucks her head over and goes to sleep
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: Flowta [Flowta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Walter: "Also, you dare call her an emotionless husk? That's an insult!"
Walter: "And true!"
Barchar: "It's accurate, Walter."
Smol Asriel: wakes up
Walter: "I just said it was true, mind you!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -trots back-[/color][/font]
Barchar: "And jesus, does your dimension not have the concept of an 'inside voice'?"
Smol Asriel: ((Gtg
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -didn't[/color][/font]
Walter: "Eh! We don't really need inside voices anymore!"
Barchar: "There are punctuation marks other than the exclamation point, you know."
Walter: "I'm practically trained to be happy all the time, though!"
Walter: "I have to sound happy!"
Walter: "I have to be happy!"
Barchar: "Thus the Orson Welles joke."
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Barchar: "Though, if that's your society, Orson Welles is probably banned for being too close to home."
Walter: "Orson Welles is dead!"
Walter: "He was in the blast radius!"
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Barchar: "Oh. Poor guy." she mutters. "Whatever. Why am I arguing with you like this, I have more pressing matters to get to."
Walter: "That you do!"
Walter: "Go ahead and do whatever you need!"
Walter: "Stay happy! Stay friendly! Farewell!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks at him- Th-that's actually terrible... It's better to genuinely be happy than to have feigned happiness.[/color][/font]
Walter: * He grandpa simpsons out through the Anydoor.
Barchar: "Stay creepy, Walter."
Walter: * He then grandpa simpsons right back in.
Walter: "Excuse me!"
Walter: "I'm not creepy!"
Barchar: not really a grandpa Simpson if he stayed in here so long
Walter: "This is what I have to wear!"
Walter: * true
: ((snospmis apsnarg
Barchar: (nono, that would be leaving then walking right back in)
: ((which is what he did
Walter: "I worked at Disney once, as you know! Good old Waltie gave us all these kinds of gas masks!"
Walter: "I personally think they're both useful and cool!"
Walter: "A little bit unsettling, but it's not as unsettling as an actual gas mask!"
Barchar: "Doesn't change the fact THAT-WHY AM I ARGUING, COME ON, BARCHAR!" she groans, walking up and plugging in a random dimension code.
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Barchar: "More referring to your tone than anything else."
Walter: "My tone?"
Walter: "This is a forced tone! I've been this way for years!"
Walter: "Around ten years, actually!"
Barchar: "Exactly."
Walter: "I need to stay happy because my world needs happiness!"
Barchar: "Bad news, Walter, forced happiness sounds creepy on anyone."
Walter: "Not for my world!"
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: For me, it just sounds sad...[/color][/font]
Walter: "Sad? Why! This is the tone of cartoon characters!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: You should be youself.[/color][/font]
: ((*yourself
Walter: "Oh no, I can't do that!"
Walter: "If I did, I'll fail my job!"
Walter: "My job is to be happy and to entertain!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Well, this bar isn't your job.[/color][/font]
Walter: "I know!"
Barchar: "Cartoon characters aren't real people, friend. Now please move out of the any door so I can getloking.
Walter: "Well, I'll go first! Bye bye!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Come back anytime if you'd like to talk, Walter...[/color][/font]
Walter: * He leaves.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: See ya.[/color][/font]
: Frisky Whiskington [Walter] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: I wonder when other big sis is gonna come by...[/color][/font]
Barchar: walks through, going off to look
❤ Frisk: * She's fairly busy right now.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -Oh well-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -naps on the couch-[/color][/font]
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: ((hi dd
DamnDude: (( hi ))
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Smol Asriel: ((One hour
DamnDude: (( 60 Minutes ))
Barchar: (half hour * 2)
DamnDude: (( 360,000 milliseconds ))
Barchar: (1/24th of a day)
Barchar: (anyway what does this ominous 'one hour' mean)
Smol Asriel: ((I have one hour lol
Barchar: (oh okay)
Smol Asriel: ((In other news azzy is slightly less depressed now
Barchar: is just off looking through timelines for something to use
Barchar: got a soul jar for it
Barchar: (Yay)
Barchar: (i prefer non-depressed Azzy greatly to the alternative)
Smol Asriel: ((Yep, but he had an awful, awful night
DamnDude: (( 1/8760 of a year ))
Barchar: (Dude's got it rough)
Smol Asriel: ((And turns out those self esteem issues are still there
Barchar: (1/87600th of a decade)
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Smol Asriel: ((If i gotta go suddenly that means someone caught me eating lunch in the no lunch zone
Smol Asriel: ((Ohai
Barchar: (hi AD)
: ((Ay))
Smol Asriel: ((Ur waifu is flower now
Barchar: (Fanta got her soul stolen by Niles)
: ((Wait which WAIFU))
Barchar: (Barchar is off trying to get a new one)
: ((Fanta?))
Barchar: (the one he hasn't alienated yet)
Smol Asriel: ((Top zozzle
Hywel: -He must not know or something.-
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Flowta [Flowta].
Hywel: -Lets say he just woke up. Yeah.-
Flowta: is in a pot on the bar, asleep
Hywel: -He walks to the bar from home, and sits on the couch.-
Flowta: i thought he slept in the quilt but watever
Hywel: -Shhsh.-
Hywel: -I forgot.-
Flowta: well he woke up minus one waifu
Flowta: wherever he woke up
Hywel: -He assumes she went somewhere.-
Hywel: "Alone. Huh."
Flowta: wakes up
Hywel: "...? Am I seeing things?"
Flowta: "..."
Flowta: "Hey Hywel.."
Hywel: -Hw goes to the flower. He thought h-
Hywel: "The fuck?"
Hywel: -He gets up, stepping back.-
Flowta: ((Tfw eating in rehearsal room and hear the conductor roasting the bassoon section
DamnDude: (( That's good, you have more lunch. ))
DamnDude: (( You can have pot roast ))
Flowta: ((Every bite is a risk that someone will spot me
: ((Hide it))
: ((In your stomach))
Flowta: "Surprised?"
Hywel: "Abot a talking flower? Yes, very."
Flowta: sounds more annoyed than anything else
Flowta: knows your name
Hywel: -He is clutching something in his back pocket.-
Hywel: -He knows.-
Flowta: "You've been around here long enough not to be, but whatever"
Flowta: a maid outfit is on the couch
Hywel: "...That's fair. Why do you know my name?"
Hywel: -He will refuse to make that assumption that it is Fanta.-
Barchar: wait fanta has been in a maid costume?
Flowta: hell yes
Flowta: "It's a long story"
Flowta: "Short, I'm your best waifu"
Hywel: "...You taking a flower form?"
Hywel: "Why?"
Flowta: "Not voluntarily, some jackass took my soul"
Flowta: "And due to a very stupid series of events, this is what happens when I'm sans soul"
Hywel: "...Okay then."
Flowta: he doesn't believe her for a second does he
Hywel: "Well, I think you... Should get another soul. Whatever that means."
Hywel: -Not really."
: -*
Flowta: "Well it's not that simple, sweetie"
Hywel: "Well, to be fair, your soul is more of a pi ritual thing, right?"
Flowta: a pi ritual
Flowta: praise 3.141529
Hywel: "I never really followed religion or whatever."
Barchar: PRAISE 3.14
: Spiritual*
Flowta: "No"
Flowta: "It's a stupid heart thing"
Hywel: "...What."
Flowta: "I'd show you but, you know"
Flowta: "I kinda don't have one now"
Hywel: "Can you explain what a 'stupid heart thing' is?"
Hywel: "And why the lack of one turns you to a flower?"
Flowta: "It's a heart, and it's different colors"
Flowta: "Without one I revert to my original form, this."
Hywel: "Yeah, big whoop, can I know what they are now?"
Barchar: kicks open the door. "Alright, look, Hywel."
Barchar: yay for Barchar being Barchar
Hywel: "What?"
Flowta: "What more is there to know?"
Barchar: summons her soul. "Look, you see this thing? This is my soul."
Hywel: "What."
Barchar: "Well...the brown bits are MY soul, but still."
Flowta: "There ya go, that's what it looks like"
Barchar: "This thing is what binds our bodies together."
Hywel: "...I thought your ligaments and muscles did that."
Hywel: "I don't have a soul thingy."
Barchar: "Well, different dimensions, different rules."
: (Tfw you forget if your timeline canonically has magic)
Barchar: "What's wrong with Fanta, is that after a rather complicated series of events that requires quite a bit of further explanation, when her body doesn't have a soul keepking it otgether, it collapses into an emotionless husk. That looks like a flower."
Hywel: "Wel that's fucking stupid."
Barchar: "Which is kind of better than the defualt of dying, but only by the fact that it means you CAN come back."
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Flowta: "Ugh.."
Flowta: "You gonna help me or what?"
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Hywel: "So if someone takes your soul, you just die?"
Flowta: doesn't sound like fanta, she sounds like flowey, and a very annoyed flowey at that
Barchar: "I'm trying, dammit." She growls, heading back out
Barchar: exposition Barchar has done her job
Flowta: said that to hywel
Hywel: "She's actually Fanta, right?"
Hywel: "Well Shit."
Barchar: "Yes, she's actually Fanta."
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Hywel: "Okay."
Hywel: "I can help if I knew how."
Barchar: "And no, I wouldn't die. But I'm weird."
: Could*
Barchar: "Unless you have any idea where to get an unoccupied soul, you can't help much."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -enters- I asked my parents, and they said they could help![/color][/font]
Hywel: "Well that sucks."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: But they said it would take time and effort...[/color][/font]
Flowta: is angrily grumbling
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...And a DNA sample.[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Well, okay, great. DNA..."
Barchar: "Do we need one of Fanta?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Yes.[/color][/font]
Hywel: -He plucks a petal.-
Hywel: "Here."
Barchar: "Well, that shouldn't be too hard, she's probably dropped some goop around-HYWEL!"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: From what Mom tells me, it's not that simple.[/color][/font]
Hywel: "What? She's made of melty stuff."
Hywel: "Right?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...Not as a flower.[/color][/font]
Flowta: not without a soul she's not
Hywel: "...Ah shit... Sorry..."
Hywel: "I'm sorry..."
Hywel: "Im really sorry..."
Barchar: "Jesus fucking-okay, whatever, we have the petal."
Barchar: "So, you said it wouldn't be that easy. What do we need to do?"
Hywel: -He hands it over.-
Flowta: "You fucking idiot.. you've got dna now I guess.."
Hywel: "I'll make it up to you."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: It has to be something from her original form! Like the goop one of you mentioned earlier.[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Oh, okay, well, that's fine. I can find some."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Great![/color][/font]
Flowta: there's probably still some goop in hywel kek
: ((Fanta: there's probably- FUCK))
Barchar: goes looking for some trace of it
Barchar: (Barchar)
Barchar: (Barchar: "There's probably sitll some in me too")
Flowta: "Probably still some in your asshole"
Barchar: ("I mean, sure, it was months ago, but 400 times, man!")
Hywel: "Wher- wow okay."
Barchar: "...Uh..."
Flowta: "Hehe"
Barchar: isn't sure how to put the fact that she's right
Hywel: "I think I'm gonna leave."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Goat kid! Check yourself![/color][/font]
Hywel: "No."
Barchar: if we need to
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: You want her back, don't you?[/color][/font]
Barchar: "I'm gonna keep looking on the outfit."
Hywel: "I will actually put a knife into your stomach if you touch my ass."
Flowta: that outfit is clean
Barchar: well shit
Flowta: "I've got vines baby"
: /hy "No."
Barchar: "...I don't know how to put this but that genuinely is the only place I can see that has any."
Barchar: "If I had thought I'd need any, like, two months ago, might have some."
Flowta: laughs
Barchar: "But..."
Barchar: "Yeah. Really."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Here, you all should follow me. My parents are experienced with this kind of thing. A-as in soul science.[/color][/font]
Hywel: "No."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Yes.[/color][/font]
Hywel: "No."
Flowta: "I'm in a pot."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Yes.[/color][/font]
Hywel: -He gets up.-
Barchar: "Hywel, I can and will make you do it."
Hywel: "No."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -blocks the anydoor-[/color][/font]
Flowta: ((We are actually anal probing the hywel omfg
Hywel: -He leaves.-
Hywel: -He pushes her aside."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Chara! Get him![/color][/font]
Barchar: (Ad is trying so hard to keep this from happening)
Barchar: her body goes limp, as she moves over. Hywel's limbs start to seize.
: ((It's not gonna happen))
: ((I never intended this
Flowta: ((Ye
Barchar: (I never asked for this)
Flowta: ((Lets not do this
: ((I don't allow it))
Barchar: fuck it then she didn't do that
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -rewind to before-[/color][/font]
Flowta: just as barchar was about to go fir his ass
Barchar: "...Well, there goes that plan."
Flowta: she found a tiny bit
Barchar: yay
Barchar: "WAIT THERE'S A-YES! OKAY!" She gets a jar or plastic bag or something and puts it in there
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Here, you all need to follow me! We're going to my parents' place![/color][/font]
Flowta: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...?[/color][/font]
Barchar: picks up the Fantapot. "Alright. Let's go."
Flowta: "That's better."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -I guess Hywel still left?-[/color][/font]
Flowta: idk, we pissed ad off
Barchar: AD isn't here so yes
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks into the Anydoor- Hey, we found some somewhere else! You can come back![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks back- Oh well.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -puts in her own timeline code-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Here, let's go.[/color][/font]
Flowta: rip ad
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -leaves a note saying what just happened recently for Hywel-[/color][/font]
Barchar: follows
Flowta: is a floweypot
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -They come up to a colossal, pure white, minimalist building.-[/color][/font]
Barchar: is still carrying fantapot
Barchar: "Wow. Classy."
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-There is a sign reading [/color][color=#ffffff]BELMONT LABS[/color][color=#ff8800] above the single doorway-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -They enter. A receptionist looks to Sunny, and waves.-[/color][/font]
Barchar: does Sunny have a brother named Simon?
Barchar: "Hello, we're here to clone a soul?
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: ((Well my phone died at a bad time))
: ((I'm not pissed off))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -there's a note for hywel in the bar telling him where to go-[/color][/font]
DamnDude: (( MY MOUTH IS DYING ))
Flowta: ((Oh ok
Barchar: (You actually thought that?)
Barchar: (what*)
Hywel: -He goes to where they are testing the sample or whatever they're doing.-
: ((dd are you ok
: ((about the simon belmont thing
: ((DD))
Flowta: ((Dd ate hot foot
: ((What did you eat))
: ((but they're not related
DamnDude: (( So I put random spices on my pizza rolls because that's the only way I can eat them ))
: ((K den))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -sees Hywel- Hey![/color][/font]
Hywel: "Hey."
DamnDude: (( I got adventurous today, and now my mouth loves me and hates me ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Sorry about the scare.[/color][/font]
Hywel: "What scare?"
Barchar: "Don't worry about it."
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]Receptionist: -over a message thing- Mr. Belmont, your daughter is here to see you with some... -looks to them- ...friends.[/color][/font]
Hywel: -He watches whatever they're doing.-
Barchar: "That'll do."
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : -over tge message thing- Alright.[/font][/color]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Here, follow me~! I know my way around~[/color][/font]
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: ((Looks like Slarv was caught))
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: ((Nevermind))
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Barchar: follows her
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -leads the others down a short hallway, to an elevator with a keypad. She proceeds to mash the "9" key.-[/color][/font]
Hywel: "..."
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Flowta: ((Sorry I had to put stuff together
Flowta: ((Imma be off for a bit soon
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Flowta: ((Just like 10 minutes
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: There's a pretty long elevator ride... But don't worry! The elevators are cool here![/color][/font]
Barchar: "Uh-huh?"
Flowta: "Kinda bummed we didn't get to go fishing in your ass"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -it opens. It's cylindrical with some couches on the edges and a TV on the wall.-[/color][/font]
Barchar: "...Well."
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: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]Text-to-Speech Elevator Announcer: Going to the [9.9973003509708e+134]th floor.[/color][/font]
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Hywel: "Is this going to take a while?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Oh no, it'll be just a few minutes~[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -they enter, and the doors close.-[/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -There are windows on the sides, and despite the fact that nobody is feeling G-Forces, the elevator shoots the fuck up.-[/color][/font]
Flowta: is with them
Barchar: "...Jesus, how specfic do you need to get?"
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -If you look out the window, you could see that they are exiting Earth's atmosphere.-[/color][/font]
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Barchar: "...My."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: What's new with you guys~?[/color][/font]
Flowta: "I'm a flower and my boyfriend ripped off my face, that's what's new"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Other than that, captain obvious.[/color][/font]
Barchar: "I'm really pissed at that Miles guy or whatever."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: I am too.[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Other than that, things are pretty normal with me."
Flowta: "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -the little monitor for the elevator number is also shooting the fuck up.-[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Oh, I might be even further mentally scarred after I got telported to the forest, but still."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Hmm...[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Well, my mom and dad are trying to create a brother for me... N-not in [i]that[/i] way, though.[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Okay."
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]TTS Elevator Announcer: Arrived at [9.9973003509708e+134]th floor.[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Hip hip hooray."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -the door opens into an office with a dome showing a beautiful space vista.-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Dad~![/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -runs into the arms of a man in a suit.-[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Hello, there. Mr. Belmont, I presume?"
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : Ah, yes! I am who you're looking for if you desire to clone a soul.[/font][/color]
Barchar: "Well, hello, then.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : I suppose you've all met Lily sometime?[/font][/color]
Barchar: I'm Barchar. This flower here is Fanta. That's the soul we need cloned, using this bit of...amalgamate...stuff." She says, holding up the baggy.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : I see... Follow me.[/font][/color]
Barchar: "...We haven't met a Lily."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : -retcon-[/font][/color]
Barchar: does indeed follow
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: By the way, my real name is Lily. Sunny is just what Mom and Dad call me sometimes~[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Well, okay, then."
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : -leads them down a long hallway, to a room that looks eerily like the DT Extraction Machine, except there are two chambers.-[/font][/color]
Barchar: "...That's a little ominous, but okay."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : -not the room, the machine housed in it-[/font][/color]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : Usually, we clone souls with more DNA data than just one sample. However, it is still possible to clone with only one... But, the process takes longer. It usually takes around a week.[/font][/color]
Barchar: "...Well, shit."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -I should mention that's she's right next to her father, hand in hand-[/color][/font]
Barchar: "This is all we have."
Barchar: "I guess she'll probably be able to live that long. Probably."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: I know you can![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looked to Flowta-[/color][/font]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : May I please take the DNA sample, ma'am?[/font][/color]
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Barchar: hands it to him
: ((hi
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : -proceeds to place it into a small chamber. He walks into another room, and emerges with a steel box and some gloves. He removes a glowing mass from the box.- This is an empty soul. They contain a large amount of energy, so they must be handled carefully.[/font][/color]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : -puts it into a larger chamber-[/font][/color]
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]I should mention that everything is white and minimalist.[/color][/font]
Barchar: "Wait, isn't an empty soul all we needed to-okay, too late."
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : Empty souls are, well, empty. Just injecting the DNA is much too dangerous![/font][/color]
Flowta: ((Ok. Back
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : Once cloning is finishes, the empty soul loses its energy, or in some organisms, "determination".[/font][/color]
Barchar: "Well, but I know a way to make an empty soul viable as an all-purpose vessel, instead of a clone of the original."
Flowta: ". . ."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : This method produces an exact copy. Now, I shall activate the machine.[/font][/color]
Flowta: ((I don't want it to work btw, you're gonna have to get that shit from niles
: ((It's going to take an IRL week
Flowta: ((K
Flowta: "A week."
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: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : -The machine produces a low hum.- Souls are difficult to work with, Fanta.[/font][/color]
Flowta: "I could do this in 5 minutes"
Flowta: "It's not hard"
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Barchar: "Yeah, she used to make new souls all the time."
Barchar: "Heck, she made mine. Kinda."
: ((Flowta: Where's my wank material? This is an exchange, you piece of trash.))
: ((I see what you did there
Barchar: (Okay, so, we make this soul, we get the other one from Niles, and we just keep this as a backup)
: ((yeah
Flowta: ((Niles is using that soul for something
: ((slarv$T2eC16F,!y0FI,Tr6cgPBSdGsjbSYw~~60_35.JPG
: Flowta [Flowta] is now Meanwhile at the Bar [].
: ((Huehuehue
: Guess who's back
: Back again
: To investigate further
Barchar: is it that dick
: Yes
Barchar: growls. "Of course he's back."
Barchar: "At least nobody's there."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : Also, if any souls or possible DNA samples are available, show them to me and I can track them.[/font][/color]
: Smol is there
Barchar: yeah but he said he wouldn't mess with him
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]Grillby would be there.[/color][/font]
: He does pat his smol head tho
Barchar: "Don't touch him you fuck." She mutters.
: "Hm. No anomalies. Odd"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...Are we done talking yet...?[/color][/font]
: Niles plucks some floof from smol, then leaves
: Meanwhile at the Bar [] is now Flowta [Flowta].
Barchar: "I will end you."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Samuel : Yes, Lily, we're finished. I'll be seeing you all in a week, hopefully.[/font][/color]
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Barchar: nods, walking back into the elevator.
Flowta: "Right, seeya, byebye."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -they walk down the same hallway. The stars and planets are beautiful.-[/color][/font]
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: ((RIP Slarv's hopes and dreams
: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Flowta: ((Rip
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800][[url=]BGM[/url]][/color][/font]
Barchar: doesn't even look
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: My father is a nice person.[/color][/font]
Flowta: is grumbly angry flower
: ((slarv what would you do first if you met ad irl))
: ((slarv: sex
Barchar: "He seems alright."
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]On the way back, they catch a glimps of a petri dish with a small amount of orange floof in it.[/color][/font]
Flowta: ((We already agreed
Barchar: (agreed on what?)
Flowta: ((That if we became our characters irl the first thing would be me fukn ad
Barchar: (ah)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -they enter the elevator.-[/color][/font]
: ((yep.
Flowta: is still fantapot
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]TTSEA:Going to [ground floor].[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -The elevator shoots down.-[/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -they reach the ground floor.-[/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -the receptionist waves the them as they leave. However, Sunny stays.- I need to be here for a while! See you guys later.[/color][/font]
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Barchar: "Alright. See you."
Flowta: grumbles
Barchar: walks back into the bar, putting Fantapot down and sighing
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Flowta: "Fuck that guy."
: ((Flowta goes super saiyan when she sees Niles))
: ((Niles: oh fuck
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Flowta: ((Fuck I passed out
Flowta: "Why can't I stay in my damn body.."
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Erron: ((Yo
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DamnDude: (( Hey Erron ))
DamnDude: (( I just took a shower ))
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: ((hi erron
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: ((and slarvath is dead))
Erron: ((Wait what?
: ((it's a joaje
Erron: ((ah
: ((i'm just kidding, of course!
Erron: ((i see
Erron: ((I'm gonna get a snack, brb
★ Titania: (('aight))
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Flowta: ((I am only dead on the inside
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania].
★ Titania: ((eh i don't feel like roleplaying today but))
★ Titania: ((i'll roleplay anyways
Flowta: ((I have way too fucking much time to kill
★ Titania: ((you do
Flowta: ((And 12% battery
★ Titania: ((why can't you use a fucking charger.))
Flowta: ((Because I'm out all damn day
: Flowta [Flowta] is now Niles [Niles].
★ Titania: * She casually walks through the Anydoor, glancing around. "Oh, good. This place is mostly empty."
★ Titania: * She goes over to a booth and sits down.
Niles: enters the bar once again
★ Titania: "Well, so much for having quiet time."
Niles: "My my, what have we here"
★ Titania: "Who are you."
★ Titania: "What have we here? Well, it's me. A human."
Niles: "My name is Niles, not that a commoner such as yourself should refer to me as such"
Niles: is gote
★ Titania: * i know
★ Titania: * she referred to herself
Niles: pulls out a device and seemingly scans her with it
Niles: k
★ Titania: "What did you do."
Niles: "Mhm. Mhm. Very normal readings"
★ Titania: "Oh, so you're a doctor now? I don't recall calling the doctor's office. Can you please kindly fuck off?"
Niles: "Quiet, the big kids are doing very imortant work now."
Niles: scans the smol once more time
Niles: "..."
Niles: "I knew something was off."
★ Titania: "The 'big kids'."
★ Titania: "Really?"
★ Titania: "I'm not a child."
Niles: "Can't fool me, little guy~ Well.. you did once, but that's over now. Oh really now?"
Erron: ((back
Erron: ((I have "Yes - Roundabout" stuck in my head.
Niles: "Well Ms. 'Not a Child', why would anyone other than an infant be as obtuse as yourself?"
Niles: "Don't answer that. My business is complete"
★ Titania: * She's skinny as fuck.
★ Titania: "Well, okay."
Niles: picks up the smol and heads out the door
Niles: does not stop walking he's just out the door
Niles: "That should be all the anomalies here~"
★ Titania: ".. At least that wasn't my problem."
Niles: ((6%
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Niles: ((Oh god I just turned on neko atsume and apparently my music has been turned up this whole time
Erron: walks in with his group.
Niles: ((I've been playing really quiet pebble man for hours
: Niles [Niles] is now Toriel [Toriel].
★ Titania: "... Gee, the most unexpected stuff happens here, huh?"
Toriel: ((Ey yazan
Erron: ((yo
Jäger Leyline: (oi
★ Titania: * She just takes out a Pokéball, presses the button, and fucking Lairon appears on the booth table.
Jäger Leyline: (leavin tmw larahal?
★ Titania: ((i'm not laharl
★ Titania: ((;)
Toriel: is still recovering from getting sniped by niles
★ Titania: ((laharl is leaving either today or tomorrow though
★ Titania: ((to his sister's house
Toriel: ((Rip laharl, gone but not forgotten
★ Titania: ((he's not gonna be here for a week
Toriel: ((Rip my phone, 3% but not forgotten
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Toriel: ((Hi mv
Erron: ((ay mv
★ Titania: ((hi mv
Hellaton: ((hi
★ Titania: * She kind of starts to pet DeLa a bit. At least she fucking cares a little bit about her Pokémon.
Jäger Leyline: (oi
Toriel: while u were gone, niles stole fanta's soul and straight up kidnapped smazzy in front of titania
Hellaton: what the fuck niles
Toriel: the gote who hit on hella
Hellaton: yeah i know
Jäger Leyline: (isnt titania laharls char?
Toriel: oh i thought there was an is
Hellaton: niles you dick
: Toriel [Toriel] is now Flowta [Flowta].
Flowta: is grumpily in a flower pot in the bar
★ Titania: ((well i have control of past titania because we're doing a prequel to reborn
★ Titania: ((like mv has control of cain, chime has control of victoria
Hellaton: enters the bar, hoping to not see Niles because that guy is a dick.
Flowta: is still pissed at hywel for plucking her petal
Erron: . . .
★ Titania: * Hellaton sees Titania petting a Lairon which is somehow on the booth table and is not breaking it.
Hellaton: ...Hhi.
Flowta: "The fuck is that thing"
★ Titania: "Oh, hello there... Hellaton, I think."
★ Titania: "Also, excuse you, that's my Pokémon."
Hellaton: Yeahhh, that's... thhhat's me.
★ Titania: "Oh, good."
Hellaton: Insert awkward smile here.
Flowta: "I wasn't talking about the pokemon"
Hellaton: ........
★ Titania: "Oh, look."
★ Titania: "And I thought I was the only asshole in here."
DamnDude: (( I have to go mow the lawn now apparently, I'll be back ))
Flowta: ((2%
★ Titania: "Listen, plant, do you want me to 'trim' you a bit? Don't fuck around with people."
Hellaton: And that awkward smile turns into a grimace.
Hellaton: ((ok
Flowta: "Jesus christ take a joke"
★ Titania: ((ok
Hellaton: D-dddon't.
★ Titania: "I wasn't going to, anyways."
Hellaton: Just... ddddddon't. Iiii'm not gogoing to stand herrre and take that. N-nnnot anymore.
Erron: and everyone else sits in their usual spots.
Hellaton: So yyyyou'd better shut your mouth bbbbbbefore you're thrown ininin the snow.
★ Titania: "Oh. Cool, you're standing up for yourself. That's a good sign."
Hellaton: Do I make mmmmmyself cleaeaear?
Flowta: laughs a bit
Flowta: "That's an even funnier joke, gotta say"
★ Titania: ((Cain walks through the Anydoor and flirts with everybody in the bar))
Flowta: "Good job mate"
Flowta: ((1%
Flowta: ((God help us all
Hellaton: gets closer to Flowta.
Hellaton: I'm.
Hellaton: Not.
Hellaton: Joking.
★ Titania: * She seems to enjoy this fiasco.
Flowta: "Oh wait you're serious"
Flowta: "Allow me to laugh even harder"
Flowta: does
Hellaton: grabs one of Flowta's peta,s.
Hellaton: Lllisten here yoyou little shit.
Hellaton: *petals
★ Titania: * PETA
★ Titania: * NO HELLA
Flowta: ((PETA
Hellaton: ((shut up
Flowta: ((ggggggggggggg
Flowta: ((Pls fone
★ Titania: ((ok sorry that was terrible.))
Hellaton: I'll sayyyyy it once. Dddo not. Make funnnn of me.
Flowta: "You do it fine enough yourself"
Hellaton: tears the petal off, hard.
★ Titania: "Hey, flower."
Flowta: "FUCK"
★ Titania: "Do you want to-- ...."
★ Titania: "Nice."
Flowta: puts hella on her vine up the ass list
Hellaton: picks up the pot, opens the window, and throws Flowta into the snow.
Flowta: "FUCK"
Hellaton: doesn't have an anus good luck
Flowta: ((Phone gon die soon so bai
★ Titania: * She's chuckling at this point.
Hellaton: ((bye
★ Titania: ((bte
★ Titania: ((bye*
Jäger Leyline: (luv u
Flowta: stays in the snow, she's a flower, what's she gonna do
Flowta: ((I want a divorce yazan
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Hellaton: Nobodddddddy ridicules me.
★ Titania: "I can see why."
Hellaton: I'm tttttired of it.
Jäger Leyline: ((-heart breaks-
Hellaton: sits on the couch, arms crossed.
Hellaton: Nnnnormally, I'm nnnnnnnot ththat rude.
★ Titania: "Hey, listen, if you're able to stand up for yourself and teach things like that a lesson - it will make things a whole lot better for you."
★ Titania: "Just sayin'."
GN Austin: -Is whistling Roundabout, because it's stuck in his rper's fucking brain-
Hellaton: I'm a nnice person wiwith a lot of annnnnxiety and social issues annnnnnndand a lot of bullshit in my past. But... I'm doinnng my best to do jujust that.
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: ((heya
Hellaton: I... uh... kkkkkkkind of got ininspired a little bibit by the older veversion of you. You stannnd up for yourself annnnd that's... it's grreat.
Hellaton: ((yo
★ Titania: ((hi
: ((Sunny got some plot stuff happening earlier mv
★ Titania: * She gives a thumbs up.
Hellaton: ((ok
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Hey, everyone~! I'm back~![/color][/font]
Hellaton: ...Oh, uh, hhhhi ththere.
★ Titania: "Hello."
★ Titania: ((i'm gonna go take a quick shower rn
Hellaton: ((ok
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -she has a little flower in her hair-[/color][/font]
: ((k
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Hellaton: just dealt with an asshole flower so he gives no comment.
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Erron: finally found out how robots get drunk off mercury, thanks to Sunny.
: ((shits of mercury
: ((i remember that
Hellaton: ((yeah my gf doesnt let me forget
Hellaton: seriously what happened
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -also had to deal with the same asshole flower[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -[/color][/font]
Erron: has already drank the mercurys. He's drunk now, go figure. "Heheheh... It'z a good day"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Erron~![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -glomps them-[/color][/font]
Erron: Haay!
Hellaton: .....Iiis he okay.
Erron: -pats Sunny's head-
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GN Austin: OH NO! [color=blue]What?[/color] He found out how to get drunk!
Hellaton: .....Uhhh...
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -nuzzles into the pats-[/color][/font]
★ Titania: ((ok i'm back
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -suddenly notices- D-DID I DO SOMETHING BAD!?[/color][/font]
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Hellaton: ....
Hellaton: ((ok
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GN Austin: Errm...
★ Titania: "A cyborg finds out how to get drunk? Boy, doesn't this day get more and more interesting."
Hellaton: .....Oh, uh, yyyeah, robobobots can get intoxicated.
★ Titania: "By drinking harmful substances?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -runs to GN Austin- D-did I d-do something wrong...? I-I-I was the one who t-t-told him...[/color][/font]
: ((speaking of robobots
Jamie (Judas): I hope to god he's not like Cain when he get's drunk... otherwis-- [color=green]I'M GONNA DO PARKOUR![/color] Ok, it's bad.
Hellaton: Mercury orrrrr sone sososort of gasoliline or lighter fluids.
Hellaton: So yyyes.
: ((i'm getting the new kirby game
Cain LaRue: -excuse u-
Hellaton: ((cool
Hellaton: .....
Erron: -not that cain, you fuck-
Hellaton: i know
: ((kirby pilots a fucking mech
★ Titania: "... I know a Cain."
Erron: ((I SAW!
Hellaton: ((i know its cool
: ((👌
Hellaton: ((i want it
★ Titania: "Anyways, that doesn't matter too much."
Erron: ((It's like the suits from Mega Man X!
Hellaton: .....
★ Titania: * She returns DeLa, and then brings out Erica.
Hellaton: ((AESTHETIC))
Erron: gets up, and stands on his barstool. But he falls over, onto his face. "Did I do it?"
★ Titania: (( A E S T H E T I C
Hellaton: ...Oh, iiit looks coooool...
★ Titania: "Thanks."
★ Titania: "I got it after I got thrown off a volcano with the rest of my team. It flew me home."
: ((also, [url=]in case anyone wants VAPORWAVE text[/url] ))
★ Titania: "Well, not exactly home."
GN Austin: Yeah, Erron... you did it.
★ Titania: "More like the place where my current room is."
Erron: ((GRAND DAD))
Hellaton: Oh...
Hellaton: Thhhat's... an inininteresting story.
: ((I'm actually modding Grand Dad into a Mario fangame engine
★ Titania: (( A SHIT OF MERCURY
: ((It's called Super Mario Bros X
Erron: ((yes
★ Titania: ((also cool
: ((It's actually really easy to use
: ((Modding graphics and adding new ones is super easy
: ((Also, [url=]For Erron[/url]))
Erron: ((Nice!
: (( 王 ))
Erron: ((7
Hellaton: ......
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]((汪汪))[/color][/font]
: ((that means "bork bork" in Chinese
Hellaton: Um, Iii don'tn't know mumuch about your timeline, so, uhhh, whhhat is ththat called?
Erron: ((oh
: ((but what's on Grand Dad's hat means "king"
★ Titania: * is hella talking to titania
Hellaton: yes
★ Titania: * ok i wanted to make sure
: ((but it can also be a surname
★ Titania: "Her name is Erica, but she is a Skarmory."
Hellaton: Oh, nnnice.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -A thing happened that revealed that Sunny's real name is Lily-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: Shhhe's vevery pretty.
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★ Titania: "Thank you."
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Hellaton: gives a soft smile.
★ Titania: * She returns Erica, and pulls out another Pokéball. She presses the button and out comes Attlia.
★ Titania: "This is my starter."
★ Titania: "I incapacitated a grunt with her once."
Hellaton: Oh, wwow...
Hellaton: Shhhe's alalso very beautiful.
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★ Titania: "I'm sure she appreciates that."
Hellaton: Thhhe shine onon her blade is gorgeous.
Hellaton: *blades are
DamnDude: (( I can't find where the hell my 3DS went ))
★ Titania: "As you can see, I'm mostly a steel type trainer."
Hellaton: Oh... I ddddon't knknow what any of ththat means.
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★ Titania: "Basically all of my Pokémon are steel types. They all have this metal theme to them."
Hellaton: Ohh. That mmmakes sesesense.
★ Titania: "A few of them have duel-types, but I'm not a teacher, really."
: ((*heavy metal playing in the distance*))
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Hellaton: Oh.
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Jäger Leyline: ((AHHH
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★ Titania: "Basically, it's a little complicated. If you were a Pokémon trainer, you would understand a little better."
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★ Titania: * She kicks back and relaxes, yawning a bit.
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★ Titania: "Thank god I don't have constant missions."
Hellaton: Oh.
★ Titania: "They always wear me out."
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Hellaton: .....Thhhat would be bad, yyeah...
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -sits by Erron- You alright, buddy...?[/color][/font]
★ Titania: "But hey, there's seven thousand other trainers that do work also."
Hellaton: Oh...
Jäger Leyline: walks in, this time hes in a powered armour exoskeleton, completely encased in it, standing at 8 feet tall.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Y-You're alright![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -to Jäger-[/color][/font]
★ Titania: * She glances to Jäger. "... Damn."
Jäger Leyline: wouldn't say that -helmet opens up
Hellaton: ....Oh, yyyou're alililive!
Jäger Leyline: his face is still bruised up
Jäger Leyline: has anyone seen that demon?
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★ Titania: "I didn't make any deals with the devil recently, so, no."
Hellaton: N-nnnot since... ththen.
Hellaton: Sorry...
Jäger Leyline: his armor is something like the hulkbuster,
Jäger Leyline: cracks his knuckles, "this time, I'm ready
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: I tried to kill the demon... I-I think...[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: But I c-can't remember...[/color][/font]
Hellaton: Iii did too...
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: ((sometimes I write music
: ((It's usually just short looping things
: ((I'm gonna try to put it on Soundcloud sometime
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -flops on the couch-[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Not much happenin'...[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ...Yyyeah...
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Why not a game of Truth Or Dare?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: (back
Jäger Leyline: ((don't have a good reference for the armor, but it'd be like this
: ((holy fuck that looks awesome
Hellaton: S-sssure, I ggguess...
★ Titania: "Eh."
Hellaton: ((niiiice
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks around- Who wants to play?[/color][/font]
★ Titania: "I'll play. I guess."
Hellaton: I'll pllllay...
★ Titania: * She lets Attlia float in the air next to her.
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -adds their name to the spinner, and spins.-[/color][/font]
: ((*names
Jäger Leyline: sure
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Jäger- You ask me![/color][/font]
★ Titania: ((Somebody asks Titania who she likes
★ Titania: ((Titania: fuck
Erron: ...
Jäger Leyline: at
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Erron- You want in?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: Truth or dare
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Jäger- Truth![/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: hmm
Jäger Leyline: whats your full name?
Hellaton: ((brb
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: My full name, with my real name, is Lily Belmont! Sunny is just what my mom and dad call me, and it stuck~[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: grabs a beer, which the hand fully engulfs it, and starts drinking
Jäger Leyline: ah
GN Austin: Wait, what
GN Austin: What's going on?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks to GN Austin- Truth Or Dare is happening![/color][/font]
GN Austin: Hmmm...
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Wanna play~?[/color][/font]
GN Austin: -Looks to Kimmy and Jamie- You guys up? -they both agree-
GN Austin: Alright, sign us up!
: ((if they get three different slots is it fair
: ((I'll just put it like that I guess
Erron: ((you could just say, one can join
Erron: ((I'm fine with it
: ((k
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: One of you can join.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: I-If it's okay with you, that is![/color][/font]
Jamie (Judas): I'll do it, i'm bored so why not.
GN Austin: Ok, we'll spectate.
Hellaton: ((back
Erron: ((yo
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Okay~![/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -spins- Hella, ask Titania~![/color][/font]
: ((rip
★ Titania: "Truth."
Hellaton: Tttruth o-- oh okay, um...
★ Titania: ((Hella: Who do you like like?
★ Titania: ((Titania: nobody
★ Titania: ((Hella: pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hellaton: ......D-dddo you have anany hobbies?
Hellaton: is bad at this
★ Titania: "Let me think.."
Jäger Leyline: Hella, you gotta ask a question thats more personal of something that the person would likely not want to answer
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Hellaton: ......
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: (( ))
★ Titania: "Hellaton, if you wish to ask another question, I won't stop you."
Hellaton: Oh.......... s-ssorry...
★ Titania: "Nah, it's fine."
Hellaton: I, uh....... ...........dddddo you have anananyone you love?
★ Titania: "...."
★ Titania: "Nah."
★ Titania: * Liar.
Jäger Leyline: on the better path there
Hellaton: Oh....
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Oh, and! Don't lie![/color][/font]
★ Titania: ((Jäger: she hesitated
Jäger Leyline: hey Sunny let me ask Titania a dare
★ Titania: "... I didn't lie."
★ Titania: * Liar, liar.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -gives her smug puppy eyes- Reaaaaaaally~?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: you can always do a dare if you dont feel like telling the truth there Titania
Hellaton: ...Stop iiit, you guys.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Okay, fine.[/color][/font]
★ Titania: "Why do you assume I'm not telling the truth?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -spins/[/color][/font]
★ Titania: * She rolls her eyes.
Jamie (Judas): . . .
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Titania- You ask me! Truth![/color][/font]
★ Titania: "Let's move on."
★ Titania: "Hmm.."
Jäger Leyline: first off, I always know when a woman lies
★ Titania: "What is your favorite kind of metal?"
★ Titania: "Also, shut your fucking mouth."
★ Titania: "I said, 'let's move on'."
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -does a little smug face- Heavy.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Just kidding~[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: someones grumpy
★ Titania: "Hah."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Iron![/color][/font]
★ Titania: "Cool."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -spins-[/color][/font]
★ Titania: "A rather simple answer, but I can see why you would like it."
★ Titania: ((hi laharl
: ((Whats up))
Erron: ((yo
Hellaton: ((hi
★ Titania: ((nothing much
Jäger Leyline: (oi laharl
★ Titania: ((titania just lied in truth or dare
Jäger Leyline: ((Jagers up and it a power armour suit like this
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Titania- You ask Jamie![/color][/font]
: (( laharl ))
Jamie (Judas): ...dare.
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -watches intently-[/color][/font]
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GN Austin: you done fucked up now.
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★ Titania: "Hmm."
: ((kek
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★ Titania: "I dare you to kiss anybody here except for me."
: ((Yazan has clearly just wanted an excuse to get Jager in a small gundam for a while now))
★ Titania: * She gives a light smirk.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks[/color][/font]
: ((*Amaria walks in&*))
Hellaton: covers his mouth.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -just looks around-[/color][/font]
Jamie (Judas): -Just gets up and kisses Kimmy- [color=LightGreen]DUDE![/color] Hahahaha!
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: They have to be playing.[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ((what if jamie kissed grillby
GN Austin: -looks grumpy now- What the fuck dude!?
: ((that would be hot
★ Titania: "Hellaton, nobody has to kiss you if you don't want to."
: The anydoor opens.
: ((*rinshot*))
Jamie (Judas): Because I love to see you angry.
: Here come dat boi o shit waddup here come dat boi oh shit waddupt
Hellaton: puts his hand down.
★ Titania: * dat boi
Kimmy: -Just starts laughing-
: watch him rolling watch him go watch him rolling watch him go
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Oh shoot waddup![/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: ((well if I wanted if to have a gundam, I would have given if a Hundam
★ Titania: ((for a second i thought it was amaria
: He be rolling down the street, he be rolling to the beat,
Jäger Leyline: ((I wanted more of an excuse to beat the shit out of him
: ((Nah I made the 'Amaria shows up' joke twice))
★ Titania: ((true
Hellaton: Iiii'm just. Ppprotetecting myself.
Jamie (Judas): -he sits back down- Okay, I did it.
: ((If I trow in a young Reborn character it'll be a different one))
: ((Good point Yazan))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: They have to be playing.[/color][/font]
Jamie (Judas): ...oh
Jamie (Judas): Well, errrm...
: There is a frog on a unicycle in the bar.
Hellaton: ...
Sinanju: -the stone begins to crumble-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -now, we wait-[/color][/font]
: -There seems to be a small pentagram outside, and it is now glowing-
Jamie (Judas): -looks around- shit.
Erron: ((Who's playing, I forgot.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: THE STONE IS CRUMBLING[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -is playing-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: is
Jamie (Judas): Stone? The fuck?
Sinanju: -is in the forest, eslewhere-
★ Titania: is
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -didn't say that-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: is playing
: Off in the forest, Hessyst watches the statue crumble.
: "...Youuuu could killll us allll. I knoooow this noooow."
: ((It's the Handyman!))
: "For thousands of years, I've laid dormant. Who dares to disturb my slumber"
Erron: ((Is that everyone?
: ((pretty sure
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Erron: ((ok
Loni Leyline: -walks out to see the knight-
: Hessyst silently dissapears into the foliage.
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Azazel: -Azazel enters the bar- "Oh, it's you guys."
: Anyway, back in the bar, as if summoned by the memes.
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Jamie (Judas): -He kisses Jager's Armor-
: ((Brb
Jäger Leyline: ....
Jäger Leyline: okay
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: "HE BE R0LLING DOWN THE STREET, HE BE R0LLIN' TO THE BEAT" A rainbow haired young girl is in the bar, following the frog around.
Hellaton: ((brb food
Jamie (Judas): -he shrugs-
Loni Leyline: -starts making her way to the anydoor-
Azazel: "...OK Judas. I've questioned your sexuality before but what the hell."
★ Titania: "..."
GN Austin: -still looks upset- [color=Blue]You're still upset that he kissed me?[/color] NO! I'm upset that he DIDN'T KISS ME!
Jamie (Judas): I had to do the dare Azazel.
★ Titania: * She tries to ignore the memist.
: You couldn't ignore Terra when she was 23. Good luck doing it now.
Azazel: "...And who the fuck is the rainbow haired waste of time"
★ Titania: * .. Fuck, she can't ignore Terra.
: Terra just...sliiiides in the group. "This rainbow haired waste of time, thats who!" Huh. She didn't always talk in caps.
★ Titania: "Well, thank you for talking normally."
Azazel: "Sure you did Judas, Sure you did"
★ Titania: "You were starting to irritate me."
★ Titania: "A lot."
Jamie (Judas): -sarcastically- Her hair is gonna give me epilepsy.
: "IRRIATION iS ThE MoSt SinCERE form of..."
: "physics."
Azazel: "That's also not how epilepsy works. "
★ Titania: "What the fuck."
★ Titania: ((Titania beats the shit out of Terra
Sinanju: -the stone crumbles and it starts to slowly walk after Loni-
: (("I SWEAR TO GOD"))
: (("nothing stops"))
Jäger Leyline: ((nope
Loni Leyline: -walks through the anydoor
Jäger Leyline: Loni?
Loni Leyline: Jager?
★ Titania: (("SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Azazel: "I swear to your non-existent god. The hell is wrong with this bar."
Loni Leyline: -walks over to Jager- I thought you were in a coma
★ Titania: "Everything."
: The frog on a unicycle continues rolling past Terra.
Jäger Leyline: was, but I'm back
: "Soo, whatcha playin'?"
★ Titania: "We're playing truth or dare."
Azazel: -Azazel kicks the frog off of the unicycle.
★ Titania: ((RIP
: "Sw33t. Put me 0n!"
Jamie (Judas): ...Truth out Dare. -he looks at Azazel- You wanna play?
: The frog takes Azazel down with it, suplexing the demon.
Jamie (Judas): ...
Sinanju: -walks out of the forest, whether it was attack or not
Jamie (Judas): You alright, mate?
Azazel: -flips over and squashes the frog under his light weight body before he lands to the ground-
★ Titania: ((fuck bio is dead
: Dat boi be rolling down the street in hell.
: Terra slides into the center.
Azazel: "Bad piece of shit meme, bad."
: "Well, guess i'll just have to take the spinner."
★ Titania: "I guess you do."
★ Titania: * She facepalms.
: "'Ello everyone, i'm Terra, other working names include T3RR4, Terraria, and Queen o' Ciel's Booty."
Loni Leyline: its still alive Jager
: ((Alright everyone give me names))
: ((Who's in))
★ Titania: ((Titania
Azazel: "Now what were you saying ya' bundle of sticks Judas?"
Jamie (Judas): Do you wan't to play with us?
Jäger Leyline: Ugh still
Azazel: "Fine, I have nothing better to do."
Azazel: -is in-
Jäger Leyline: is in
Jäger Leyline: walks over to the anydoor and temporarily locks in
Jäger Leyline: that should hold it back for now
: ((Guess Erron doesn't have any characters in))
Jamie (Judas): -is in-
Azazel: (( Erron had Judas ))
Jamie (Judas): -you frick-
Jäger Leyline: ((so much red
★ Titania: ((my red is better
: "Alright-0 With Cerri-o's."
: "Let it rip!" She spins it.
★ Titania: * She removes her palm from her face.
: "J4ger Bomb!:
: "Ask Tits!"
Jamie (Judas): -he looks at Terra with the most confused face- The fuck?
★ Titania: "What the fuck did you just call me?"
Azazel: "Who the fuck goes by tits"
: "It's irony woman."
: "Calm your tits."
★ Titania: "..."
: "Collect the calamities that is your non-existant mammaries."
Erron: ((WHY!?
★ Titania: "I know I'm flatchested, but can you just.. not?"
: [Removing Judas I geuess]
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Jäger Leyline: (rip Erron
: "'kay. Jager ask Titan!"
Azazel: "Don't worry about me, I'm only counting the amount of corpses that will be in this room by the end of this. So far it's one"
Jäger Leyline: Titan, truth or dare?
: Terra fingeguns at Azazel.
★ Titania: "... I don't go by Titan."
: "I'd kill me too!"
★ Titania: "I go by Titania."
★ Titania: "Anyways."
Jäger Leyline: Titsania
★ Titania: "Truth."
Azazel: "...That's fucked up"
Jäger Leyline: ugh
★ Titania: "...."
★ Titania: "Do you want me to fucking hurt you? Stop making fun of my name."
★ Titania: * She sighs.
: "Not as much as dat azz wehn i'll be done with it. Cielll's azzzz." She's horrible.
Jäger Leyline: Truth, what is the most feminine thing you like to do
Azazel: "Alright, we're freshly at one right now, anyone else want to raise it up?"
★ Titania: "Err.."
Jäger Leyline: ((MV AFK?
★ Titania: "I have no idea, ask another question."
: ((Yeah they'll brb))
Jäger Leyline: What is your favorite boy band?
Azazel: (( Also obligatory convert the white guy joke ))
: (("What is the girliest thing youn like to do"))
: (("Amaria"))
★ Titania: ((yep
★ Titania: "My brother has a guitar. Is that close enough?"
Loni Leyline: -is sitting on the couch, looking scared-
Jäger Leyline: sure
: "Spinnin' round like a rec0rd!"
Jäger Leyline: ((gonna finish Sinanju arc tonight
Hellaton: ((im back
★ Titania: ((ok
: "Titanice! Ask..."
Hellaton: ...
★ Titania: "... Just call me Titania, for fuck's sake!"
: "Yo' resident queen o' booty."
: Titania asks Terra.
★ Titania: "... Truth or dare."
: "Idunno maybe a little dinner first?"
: "I'm just joking y4, tru1h."
Hellaton: ...
: God I fucking love writing Terra.
★ Titania: "Well.."
★ Titania: "Why the hell can't you call me Titania?"
Hellaton: stifles a laugh
: "C4use in 10 years, erryon's gon call you Titania, no k00l nicknames there!"
: "Gotta get dat nickname tax in now."
★ Titania: "Okay then."
Hellaton: .......
: "Now, I..."
: 'Ask our resident stabby!"
Jäger Leyline: cuz you're too fun to make fun of
: She points fingerguns at Titania. "Truth ' Dare?"
Hellaton: is in the game btw
★ Titania: "Dare."
: He's on the spinner
Hellaton: ok
: "I dare you..."
: "Hmmm..."
: "How doth one use temporal knowledge to fucketh with thy friends?"
: "Let me thinketh..."
Hellaton: .............
Jäger Leyline: I got one if you need a suggestion
: Terra starts humming the jeoparady theme.
★ Titania: "..."
★ Titania: * She prepares for the worst.
: "I dare you..."
: "To accept three more dares."
: Terra you cheating bastard
★ Titania: "Fine."
: "Okey-dokee. Next round!"
: "Tits and shotguns, ask Hellato the Turtle!"
Hellaton: .....Donnn'y call me ththat.
Hellaton: *donnn't
: "Right-o. sorry turtle."
Hellaton: .....
★ Titania: "You know what, I'm THIS close to having my Lairon use head smash on you. But I won't, because this is a bar."
★ Titania: "Anyways."
★ Titania: "Truth or dare?"
Hellaton: Yyyou can call me Hella if yyou're huhung up on nicknames.
Hellaton: Aaalso truth.
: "Baby. You use stel."
★ Titania: "What's your favorite type of sword?"
: "I you Ground."
Hellaton: .........
: "We b0th know how dat would end."
Hellaton: I ththink flambergggggggggés are pretty nebeat.
Hellaton: *neneat
★ Titania: "Also, I mean my Lairon actually using head smash on you. Not a Pokémon fight."
★ Titania: "Anyways, cool."
: "G00d luck!" Lairons are slow as shit.
★ Titania: "They are pretty neat."
★ Titania: * true.
: And terra is as fast as a monkey with severe ADHD.
Hellaton: smiles, lips closed.
Hellaton: ((as someone with severe adhd im gona debunk that im slow af
: ((Okay))
: ((As fast as sonic the hedgehog playing L4D2 and hacking in adrenaline))
Hellaton: ((i just dont sit still my legs are moving rn
Hellaton: ((yes
Hellaton: ((thats much better ty
: "Hellrider!"
Hellaton: ....
: "Ask yo resident Terraria."
Hellaton: ............Iiis ththat you?
Hellaton: Truth or dadadare.
: "Terra to be completeny and legally correct under reborn law under Queen Anna's rule."
Hellaton: .....
: "Currently Queen Zina."
Hellaton: ........
: "Truth! M8"
Loni Leyline: -has fallen asleep on the couch
Hellaton: Whhhy do yoyou have hair ththat looks like a sennnnntient pack of Skikikikittles took a shit onnnn it?
★ Titania: * She stifles a laugh.
Hellaton: Iii'm serious ththat was my first ththought.
: "Because"
: "When I was very little"
: "I was walking with my parents through an alleyway"
: "After a fun costume party with all my friends and family"
: "And my dad was wearing a clow wig."
: "And. As we were walking through."
: "A thief shot my parents, stealing their riches and running off into the knight."
: "And I stared at the clown wig."
: "And vowed to fight evil and save Gotham as CLown-Girl."
Hellaton: ....Iiit's called truth or ddddare not blatatant lies or dadadare.
: "Jk"
: She just tried to pass of Batman.
: "What really happened wa-"
: "Waaaaaaait"
: "The girl n3xt to me looks like her hair was shoved in a pot of crab legs."
: She says, gesturing to Titania's red and whtie hair.
: "And you're asking me, Queen o' Booty?"
Hellaton: Nno, it loloooks coherent.
Azazel: "Yes."
: "'Kay."
Hellaton: Annnswer the question.
: She reaches up, and grabs her hair.
★ Titania: "Look, your hair is worse than mine."
★ Titania: "No offense."
Hellaton: nods.
: The wig falls off, revealing she's got a natural rainbow afro.
Hellaton: ..........
: "Because it hides the worse hair, m8."
Hellaton: Hhhholy shit.
★ Titania: "... Oh."
Azazel: "...What"
: Then she reaches up.
: And takes off that wig.
: And reveals she's got natrual really long brown hair.
Hellaton: Ohhh.
: "Plus. I work in a circus, boi."
: "It's mah job description."
Hellaton: Ththat maks momore sense.
★ Titania: "Ah."
Hellaton: .......Iii'm at leleast eight times yyyour age.
: "Boi."
Hellaton: Fetus.
: "Didn't anyone ever tall ya'lll the usual death age of a reborn citizen y'know."
: She's gone into a southern accent.
Hellaton: Nnno.
: "Is 30?"
Hellaton: Nnnot at all.
: "Once we can work, we work. Cause Reborn kills ua ll off."
: "Which is why i'm never gonna give this up."
: "Never gonna let it down."
: "Never gonna turn around."
: "And desert you."
Hellaton: .......If Iii had knknown, I wwould not have said ththat and I apologizze.
Azazel: "I'm going to cut that age in half."
Hellaton: .....
★ Titania: "Can we get back to the [i]game[/i]?"
: She shoots fingerguns at Azazel.
Hellaton: Pllease.
Jäger Leyline: yeah
: This is why Reborn trainers are less of a 'age' and more of a 'when can you use a death lizard without trying to kill everyone in a hissy fit'
Hellaton: ((oh
Hellaton: ((.............why did mettaton even get a license
: "Spinnin'"
Jäger Leyline: come on or else I'm gonna start asking
: "...This wheel is fixed."
★ Titania: ((metta meets the past titania
: "I'm asking mahself!"
★ Titania: ((Metta: ok what the fuck
: "Jk" She rolls again.
: "Jager Bombastic~"
: "Truth o' dare?"
Jäger Leyline: dare
Hellaton: ((metta: oh my god titania you're such a cutie!
: "I donut dare you to donut."
Hellaton: ((metta: also whatever you do please dont hate me in the future
: "I dare y00000000 to try to do you're best Eran Y4eger impression."
Jäger Leyline: who?
: ((Tits: Should I just stab you ahead of time))
Hellaton: ((metta: no
: "Alright then."
: "How 'bout Pacific Rim? Pretend to be one of those Yagers."
Jäger Leyline: stands up
: She's gone into normal speech for a bit.
Jäger Leyline: sits down
Jäger Leyline: there
Hellaton: .....Tttthat wawas a good movie.
: "..."
: "Well played."
Hellaton: claps.
Hellaton: Nnnice.
★ Titania: * She crosses her arms, just sitting there.
Azazel: "."
: "Jager ask The Good Demon!"
Jäger Leyline: damn
Jäger Leyline: alright
Azazel: "Debatable."
Jäger Leyline: truth or dare
Azazel: "Dare."
: ((Hey MV half of the forest got fucking charred to death this morning))
: ((And half the population is dead and turned to ash))
Jäger Leyline: I dare you attack the first thing that walks through the anydoor
Hellaton: ((names to use for hella: hellbent, helena, heckaton, helmet
: ((So. I dunno if that FOur Sword is immune to the fires of hell or not))
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Hellaton: ((OH MY GOD
Hellaton: ((i mean its the four sword
Hellaton: ((it was made to seal evil
Azazel: "Alright"
Hellaton: ((well, remade
Hellaton: ((it can handle fire
: ((MTT's probably wondering why the fuck the forest is still on fire))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -trots in- Are we still playing~?[/color][/font]
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Jäger Leyline: yep
Azazel: -Azazel attacks Sunny-
Erron: ((Back, are we still playing?
: ((ayy
Hellaton: ((mettas probably helped put the fire out
Erron: ((Oh
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: HEY![/color][/font]
: ((Fuck no he didn't))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -jumps out of the way-[/color][/font]
: ((Literally nobody showed up while half the forest was dying))
: Off in the Gaston Timeline, the air is filled with smoke and ash near the forest.
Azazel: "What, I was dared to attack the first person who walked in"
: Gravestones are quietly being placed infront of the forest.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -gives Jäger a fucking death glare- I think I know who did, then.[/color][/font]
Jamie (Judas): -Warps back into the bar- [Alternian]What's up, fuckers!?[/Alternian] *COUGH* Sorry about that.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: And I'm not a person! I'm part Corgi![/color][/font]
: ((Also, the prophecy casme true))
Jäger Leyline: shrugs
: ((May Dusa is now dead))
MettatonSEX: -He woke up to fire. When he saw it he rushed to help put it out as best he could but whatever-
Hellaton: ((damn
Azazel: "Alright, let's continue this, now that the burn pile and child are back"
Jamie (Judas): Well, Is it too late to return to the game?
: I'm pretty sure you don't 'put out' the roaring fires of hell.
MettatonSEX: -YOU CAN TRY-
: "Lezgo"
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-Pfft, when hell freezes over.-[/color][/font]
: "Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel"
Azazel: "I will end you"
: "Ask the other demon! Judo!"
Jamie (Judas): -He sits with the group, immediatly lookinh at Terra- ...the fuck?
Azazel: "Truth or dare"
Jamie (Judas): Errm, truth?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Terra-[/color][/font]
Azazel: "Alright, when the hell is the last time you changed your clothes."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...I like you.[/color][/font]
Jamie (Judas): ...bloody hell. Errm, I don't know.
: "Kek."
Jamie (Judas): I only own this pair of clothes.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -giggles-[/color][/font]
Azazel: "And that's why I'm always naked"
Hellaton: .....
Jamie (Judas): ...
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -sits next to Terra-[/color][/font]
★ Titania: "Then go buy some damn clothes."
Hellaton: Iii'd judge yyou but Iii don't nnneed to wear clothes so.
★ Titania: "Unless you're homeless."
Azazel: "Exactly"
Jamie (Judas): I have 10 Cents on me at the moment. What the fuck could I buy with that?
★ Titania: "Oh, let's see."
★ Titania: "You could try out the claw machine."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Terra- My name's Sunny! What's yours~?[/color][/font]
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Jamie (Judas): -Interrups Titania- Clothe wise.
★ Titania: "Or you go back in time to the Great Depression."
: She won't stop.
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -starts giggling like the 10-year old she is-[/color][/font]
★ Titania: "…"
Jäger Leyline: ((mind if I sidetrack the game for a bit?
Hellaton: jams a napkin in Terra's mouth.
: She chews the napkin to bits. Not stopping.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Hey now. Easy.[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ........
: ((she and Temmie would get aling well
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: ((ayy
Jamie (Judas): ...okay
★ Titania: ((hi
Hellaton: ((hi
: Dedan [Dedan] is now Anatomy [Anatomy].
Jamie (Judas): Truth or Dare.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: I wanna play~![/color][/font]
: "Truth to da hoot."
: Sunny's on the spinner.
MettatonSEX: -And he enters- Hey.
Jamie (Judas): Okay, why does everything about you give me a migraine.
Hellaton: Hhhi.
: "Because."
Anatomy: wanders in. He glances at Mettaton.
: BIONIC_DOG's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: whose next?
MettatonSEX: Hi.
: "This ground type trainer is hereby sponsored by Advil."
: "For all your chronic headache needs."
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Jamie (Judas): ...
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Hellaton: looks to Mettaton.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -giggles-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: ...
Flowta: ((I borrowed a charger
Hellaton: ((nice
★ Titania: "Oh, another robot."
Flowta: is still in the snow I guess
Anatomy: Hello, good sir.
: ((*sip* *click* Noice.))
MettatonSEX: ...Hi... Titania oh my god is that you?
Anatomy: ((hc: anatomy's built like Gaston. not our gaston, beauty and the beast gaston
★ Titania: "... My name is Titania, yes."
Jamie (Judas): Didge-- Who the fuck?
: "I'll be askin' up Sunnbro."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Yay~![/color][/font]
: "Truth Dare Rock paper Scissors or Spock?"
★ Titania: "And you better not call me anything else other than Titania."
MettatonSEX: Oh my god, you're so adorable. I can't. I can't handle this that's so cute aww...
★ Titania: "..."
: (([s]tits[/s]
MettatonSEX: I won't, other than a cutie,
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Dare to the MAX~![/color][/font]
★ Titania: "Don't fucking call me cutie."
: Terra is currently spinning this wheel.
MettatonSEX: Sorry.
Anatomy: glances at the group. "It looks like you've got a game in order."
★ Titania: "Yes we do."
: "Dare yo' to try to parkour off Mett-tons."
MettatonSEX: What.
Azazel: "...what"
: Titania gives a slightly satanic smile.
MettatonSEX: ....Don't get hurt.
Anatomy: Hmm, I'll wait.
Flowta: boy barchar and or hywel is gonna shank you
★ Titania: * yep 10/10
MettatonSEX: Anyway assuming temporal bullshit, you're a teenager and don't know me, so. I'm Mettaton. Hi.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -runs [i]up[/i] a legy and backflips off of it. Looks like someone knows gymnastics.-[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: ...Holy shit.
: Terra is satiated.
Hellaton: Hhholy shit.
Jamie (Judas): ...
MettatonSEX: ...Wait, Anatomy. Is there something you needed?
: BIONIC_DOG's connection timed out.
Anatomy: Actually, yes. I may have found a group that can help you.
MettatonSEX: That's great!
★ Titania: ".. Hello, Mettaton. That's all I'll say."
★ Titania: "Because you're busy."
Flowta: is grumbling outside
: Terra waves to MTT.
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Hellaton: ....S-shhhoukd I come alllong?
: "I gon' be goin' nowz."
MettatonSEX: ...Okay bye.
: "Gotza do some fookin' training."
Flowta: facefirst, in the snow, with two petals missing
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Aww...[/color][/font]
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
: Titania backflips onto a unicycle, picks up the dead frog, and wears it on her head.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Come back soon![/color][/font]
★ Titania: [sup]"Good riddance."[/sup]
Jamie (Judas): ...thank god. Okay who's next?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: ...I like her![/color][/font]
: She might've run over Titania on the way out.
Anatomy: grabs a chair, and sits in it backwards to appear casual.
: Heres the wheel.
: Flowta [Flowta] disconnected.
: Sorry, not Titania.
: I mean she ran over Amara. Who was on the other side of the anydoor. Kek.
Erron: ((Jamie's not on the wheel.
: Amaria decides she's too young to die by unicycle, and leave.
: ((Fuck I never updated the wheel))
: ((I put his name))
: ((But didn't hit update))
★ Titania: "...."
Hellaton: ....Iii'm goioing to go retrrrreat from the gagame.
★ Titania: "Okay."
: BIONIC_DOG's connection timed out.
Hellaton: -He goes to Metta and Anatomy-
❤ Frisk: * She walks into the bar.
MettatonSEX: ....Hi Frisk.
Hellaton: Hhi.
❤ Frisk: "Hi, dad. Hi, Hellaton."
Jäger Leyline: leans back
Jäger Leyline: ((so apparently the couch's name is The Council
MettatonSEX: ....Anatomy, can we have details on this group?
Anatomy: steeples his fingers. "Now, I will warn you. This group is kind of... an illegal organization. One trying to become a legal govermental force, but still illegal at this time."
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❤ Frisk: * i don't want to miss chime's arc so i guess she listens
MettatonSEX: ....
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -glomps Frisk- FRISK![/color][/font]
Anatomy: It's basically a series of -
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: I heard about what happened![/color][/font]
❤ Frisk: "... Greetings."
Sinanju: -walks in, barely standing this time0
Anatomy: pauses when Sunny glomps Frisk.
Hellaton: ...Iiif it hehelps get Gaster back, I... Iii don't care.
❤ Frisk: "Also, okay. Listen, I'm kind of busy right now."
❤ Frisk: "Can you talk to me later?"
Anatomy: also eyes Sinaju.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: Oh, sure![/color][/font]
Azazel: -Pushes Sinanju back out- "No, I'm the demon here"
Hellaton: ...No, gget out. -He punches Sinanju in the face.-
Anatomy: ((azazel: not today satan. not today.
MettatonSEX: ((AYYYYY
Jamie (Judas): So... are we still playing. Or are we all going to nob off all day.
Sinanju: -doesn't go out but, is being broken down
★ Titania: "Looks like that guy isn't going to enter the bar."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=]Sunny[/url]: -gives Sinanju a death glare that could penetrate a fucking brick wall-[/color][/font]
Sinanju: .....Loni...
❤ Frisk: "Okay, thanks."
MettatonSEX: ...
❤ Frisk: "... You can speak now."
Azazel: "I don't think you understood what I just said"
★ Titania: * loni is a demon confirmed
Loni Leyline: -looks at him-
Anatomy: Anyway, as I was saying, the group i've contacted is kind of a private ... i don't want to say law enforcement, but it is. For an alien crimelord.
★ Titania: "So the goat is a weird demon guy?"
★ Titania: "Girl?"
Loni Leyline: wait...
Jäger Leyline: No! hes lying!
MettatonSEX: Okay....
: BIONIC_DOG's connection timed out.
Jamie (Judas): ...
❤ Frisk: ".. Alrighty."
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Azazel: -Continues to try to push Sinanju out-
Sinanju: -points at Jager- ......murderer
Anatomy: They're trustworthy. They've got one of the best espers I've ever seen.
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MettatonSEX: Alright.
Anatomy: is outright ignoring Sinanju and his stuff.
★ Titania: "... Drama alert."
❤ Frisk: * She is, too.
MettatonSEX: and Hella are too
❤ Frisk: "So, do you know where they are?"
Sinanju: ....murdered me...and my ......wife.....stole my daughter
★ Titania: "I'm going to go back to my timeline."
★ Titania: "Fuck this."
Jäger Leyline: walks up and helps push Sinanju out
★ Titania: * She leaves through the Anydoor.
Anatomy: Another timeline, my dear. They've got an eye on some questionable parts of their universe.
: Frisky Whiskington [★ Titania] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].
Frisk: "I suppose."
Hellaton: ....Aand, ththey can hhhelp us?
Anatomy: Yes.
Frisk: "Well, we need all the help we can get, so that's great."
Sinanju: -is pushed through anydoor and gone now
Anatomy: I wouldn't be recommending them if they couldn't. I'll get their contact in here whenever you're ready.
MettatonSEX: I think we should now.
Hellaton: Aagreed...
Jamie (Judas): *annoyed sigh*
Frisk: "Also agreed."
Anatomy: nods. "Alright then, just give me a moment."
Frisk: ((Anatomy pulls out a dumbphone
Azazel: "Now.. th' fuck is up with you?"
Frisk: ((and calls 911
Jäger Leyline: what?
Jäger Leyline: me?
Loni Leyline:
Azazel: "Why are you attracting someone like that here?"
Jamie (Judas): Good God. It's always a bloody noisefest here... I was genuinely having fun earlier.
Loni Leyline: is it true Jager.....was
Jäger Leyline: No
Anatomy: disappears. It begs the question as to why he didn't up and leave Petros's castle.
MettatonSEX: ....
Jäger Leyline: and I don't know why that thing is after her
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MettatonSEX: Why didn't.... probably some bullshit.
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: Anatomy [Anatomy] is now Contact [Contact].
Frisk: "Yeah."
Azazel: "People have reasons, they don't just get up and say 'I'm going to try to go to a bar a call people liars'"
Jäger Leyline: like I said, its just some demon thats here to torment us
Jäger Leyline: I've already lost all my limbs because of it
Azazel: "First it's her and now it's us"
Azazel: "You're not sayin' something here"
Loni Leyline: never.....tired to hurt me
Jäger Leyline: ....just....took to me an....old home
Jäger Leyline: ((last was loni
Contact: -Soon, someone enters the bar. They're dressed in a white garment, patterned with what looks like star patterns. It drapes over their entire body, hiding their face. Their feet are visible, and noticeably digitgrade - covered in platinum blonde fur, with two velociraptor-like claws. They sit down across from Mettaton.-
Azazel: "So now it's only attacking you?"
MettatonSEX: ....Hello.
Frisk: ".. Greetings."
Hellaton: ...Um, hhhi
Azazel: "You have a shit way of keepin' a story straight"
Loni Leyline: it only.....attacked those in its.....way
Loni Leyline:'re lying....I know when are
Contact: tilts their head. "Erm... Hello. My Terran is not so good. Forgive." Their voice sounds feminine, with an accent that sounds both Russian and Italian.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
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Frisk: "It's fine."
Frisk: ((hi jalphys
Alphys: (hi
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Jäger Leyline: It doesn't matter, I'm letting it take Loni
MettatonSEX: ((yo
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MettatonSEX: ....It's alright.
Alphys: (yo
Azazel: (( wait you are or arent'y? ))
Contact: Good, good... now, what do you want us to find, exactly? Your friend said that the boiling pot we've been watching might have something to do with it.
Contact: ((brb for a moment
Contact: ((gotta let my dog out
Jäger Leyline: (who let the dogs out?
Jäger Leyline: ((what DD?
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MettatonSEX: ...We need to find my husband, Wing Din Gaster-Blook.
MettatonSEX: pulls out a picture and shows it to the contact.
Flowta: ((Wondering if the council knew about joyster
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [BadTimingGimli].
BadTimingGimli: "AND MY AXE!"
Frisk: "He's been missing for a few weeks."
Frisk: * She ignores Gimli.
Azazel: (( You said you are letting it take loni ))
Frisk: ((hahahhahahahahahahahahaaahahahh
Jamie (Judas): ...
MettatonSEX: ((HAH
★ Titania: * She's likely relaxing in her room as all this shit is happening.
Flowta: "..."
Contact: ((okay back
Contact: reaches out for the picture, glancing out the window. "Are crying flora normal here?"
Flowta: ((Chime did the council know about joyster
Jäger Leyline: ((no it took Loni before and Jager and Azalea rescued her from a small log house before Jager took her to the Forest to protect her
MettatonSEX: ....Sometimes.
Contact: ((Not really - They don't keep tabs on all the gasters, and respect each other's need for privacy
Frisk: "Not that often."
Flowta: ((Ok
Jäger Leyline: (this was the first time Sinanju talked
MettatonSEX: brings the flower in... and locks it in the back room.
Flowta: "Hey fuck you too man"
MettatonSEX: realizes there was good reason
Contact: ((however if joyster was submitting research then they most likely kept an eye on him
MettatonSEX: returns to Contact.
Flowta: ((Eh, idunno if he would even know about it
Flowta: ((Heh
Contact: then lifts the picture up to their face. "... A human skeleton, animated by an unknown force."
Contact: ((yeah, not all gasters are aware of the babel council
Flowta: ((Especially not drug dealera
MettatonSEX: No, a skeleton monster.
Flowta: *dealers
Contact: Mmmmh... I see, like your friend.
MettatonSEX: ....Yes.
MettatonSEX: An alternate version of him, in fact.
Contact: And...
Azazel: (( Jäger Leyline: It doesn't matter, I'm letting it take Loni 'That's what I meant' ))
Erron: ((Welp, Im gonna go play Overwatch.
Jäger Leyline: ((sorry
MettatonSEX: ((ok bye
Flowta: ((Bai
Contact: pauses. "Are versions of him usually, ah, how do I say..."
Jäger Leyline: ((meant to say, "I'm not letting it take Loni
Frisk: ((bye
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Jäger Leyline: (my bad
Contact: -They tap their claws together. "Teeh... Temporally disloged?"
Azazel: (( That's what I was trying to clarify for you ))
Contact: ((*dislodged
MettatonSEX: .....Yes.
Azazel: "..Why the hell not?"
Jäger Leyline: why the hell not? Because it could hurt her, use her for something, and shes my sister
Frisk: ((Metta: His pelvis has been dislodged ever since I got the idea of putting a dildo into a sleleton.))
Contact: Then I think your ma- husband is in the boiling pot. We may have to move quickly.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisk: "Alright."
Azazel: "Yes, an' she's in so good condition under your care right now"
Contact: The confederation will be destroying it in about one earth week.
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