REBORN: [Configuring Set for Naomi]

MettatonSEX: as long as i can make naomi shiny bc the pink looks kickass

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Jäger Leyline: ((you know who needs to return?

Karamatsu: ((I'm back

Jäger Leyline: ((Cowboy Kid

Karamatsu: rises.

MettatonSEX: ((hi

MettatonSEX: ((yee haw

Jäger Leyline: ((well Chime too

Jäger Leyline: (yee haw

Karamatsu: -He wanders over to the group. "Good job."-

REBORN: [Naomi's eyes seem to...harden.]

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: [They develop a protective sheen.]

REBORN: [Naomi's entire body soon develops the same sheen.]

REBORN: [A mysterious pink orb appears in Naomi's hand.]

MettatonSEX: ...Well then.

MettatonSEX: ........You okay there?

REBORN: [Naomi grows wings.]

MettatonSEX: Oh my.

Karamatsu: ((oh wow, i'm reading the logs and ultima tried to say that because his character had a gaster blaster, it and by extension he would know when someone was fighting sans

MettatonSEX: ((hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

MettatonSEX: ((oh wow

Karamatsu: ((that's the stupidest thing i've ever read

REBORN: [...Aaaaand randomly gets a dark shadow sword.]

Karamatsu: ((okay, it's not the stupidest but still

MettatonSEX: ...Wow.

Karamatsu: Ah, nice.

REBORN: (( http://pastebin.com/Gmdr9R9v ))

REBORN: ((That's the new Naomi.))

MettatonSEX: ((NICE

REBORN: [Naomi now kinda looks like Sephiroph.]

Karamatsu: wonders if a rare candy could make his pokemon evolve.

MettatonSEX: high fives his sweet leggy darkai.

REBORN: It could.

REBORN: You all have two candies, with the exception of MTT, who has one now.

Karamatsu: ... Pardon me for a second.

Karamatsu: goes to check his pokemon.

REBORN: [What do you do]

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Karamatsu: -His eye twitches, just for a moment, then selects his vaporeon.-

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Jäger Leyline: (chime you got the link to the old logs

REBORN: [Giving Vaporeon Candy?]

Karamatsu: [Sure]

REBORN: [Vaporeon turns a dark..murky...purple...]

Karamatsu: (( http://rphistory.org/charat/CaU/466

REBORN: [It feels acidic to the touch now.]

Karamatsu: ((not all of the logs are there

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Jäger Leyline: (hey bread

Frisk: * fucking finally

REBORN: [Vaporeon is generating large amounts of steam]

Karamatsu: ... Uh...

: ((Hi))

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Frisk: * uh what's happening

Fanta: ((Ey

Karamatsu: seems a bit on edge at this development.

Fanta: remembers

Frisk: * i just came back from working on my team

Fanta: does hywel have fone

Fanta: pls say no

REBORN: [Vines grow alongside the poisonous water...?]

REBORN: [They bloom seeds.]

MettatonSEX: ...

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Karamatsu: What the hell did I do to this thing?

Frisk: "I don't know."

REBORN: [What is Vaporeon's nickname?]

Fanta: fucking

MettatonSEX: I dunno but Naomi grew wings and turned shiny.

Karamatsu: [Susanoo]

Frisk: "Weird."

MettatonSEX: Rare Candies are fuckin weird.

Frisk: "I know, right?"

REBORN: http://pastebin.com/GwhNdWTh

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Karamatsu: Oh man... I shouldn't have done this, my brother's going to be so confused...

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Karamatsu: covers his mouth, realizing what he just said.

Fanta: ((Laharl did you see my PU team earlier

Fanta: ((How do I make it more annoying

REBORN: ((I haven't seen it))

REBORN: ((Gimme a pastebin of it))

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Karamatsu: ((Lord Asgore: Call of Daddy, Grandfather V

REBORN: ((I can probably make it more fucking annoying))

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Fanta: DOES HYWEL HAVE FONE

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Fanta: say no

Fanta: ((http://pastebin.com/uFm4chH5

REBORN: [Also hi Ichimatsu]

MettatonSEX: ...Which Matsuno are you?

Karamatsu: ...

Fanta: regroups

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Karamatsu: sighs. "I'm Ichimatsu."

MettatonSEX: Ah.

Frisk: "Oh."

MettatonSEX: .........Is Karamatsu sick or something?

Karamatsu: Karamatsu's got a cold today, actually. Last I saw hi he was laying down.

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Karamatsu: ... He might be dead.

MettatonSEX: I hope he gets b-- oh no.

Frisk: "... Oh no."

MettatonSEX: Did you check for a pulse?

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Ichimatsu: snorts. "Nah."

Ichimatsu: -Little shit.-

REBORN: ((Seems good))

Frisk: "Your brother could be dead and you didn't check for a pulse?"

REBORN: ((Give the Lileep Curse, Ingrain, Recover, and Rock Slide))

Fanta: ((Ok

Frisk: "Well, okay then."

Ichimatsu: One of the others can do it.

REBORN: ((Instead of Dazzling Gleam))

REBORN: ((Give Volbeat Struggle Bug))

MettatonSEX: texts Hella: [text todomatsu bc ichimatsu told me karamatsu might be dead and todomatsu shoukd check for a pulse]

REBORN: ((Give Lileep Storm Drain))

Frisk: "That's true."

Hellaton: [ok]

Fanta: ((K

REBORN: ((Otherwise, seems fine))

Frisk: ((Karamatsu has canonically died many times he'll be fine))

Frisk: ((Metta: why didn't you say so

REBORN: [What do you do?]

Hellaton: -To Todomatsu:- [um mettaton told me that ichimatsu told him that karamatsu might be dead? could you check for a pulse please im worried and so is metta]

MettatonSEX: decides to explore.

Todomatsu: [Kara's fine i hear him moaning in pain]

Frisk: * She does, too.

Hellaton: [oh ok]

REBORN: [Where do you go?]

Todomatsu: [he's got the flu so we quaratined him]

REBORN: [Obsidia Ward] [Lapis Ward] [Peridot Ward]

Ichimatsu: has no idea what to do, so he just follows the others.

Hellaton: [metta karamatsu is ok hes just in oain]

MettatonSEX: [ok]

MettatonSEX: He's alive.

REBORN: ((Don't forget to tell them that Ichi KIIIINDA mutated one of your pokemon))

Frisk: "Oh, good."

Ichimatsu: Alright.

MettatonSEX: uh lapis ward i guess.

Frisk: [lapis ward]

REBORN: You arrive in Lapis Ward.

Ichimatsu: (( http://i.imgur.com/Z6zdvyo.png

MettatonSEX: [also ichi mutated the vaporeon via rare candy]

Frisk: "So, Ichimatsu, why are you wearing Karamatsu's clothes?"

REBORN: The asylum's crater is...STILL smoking.

REBORN: Geez.

Fanta: is with everyone

Ichimatsu: glances away.

Frisk: "Isn't that a little weird?"

Ichimatsu: ...

Hellaton: -he passes that on to Totty-

Ichimatsu: I just think they're cool, I guess.

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MettatonSEX: .....

MettatonSEX: They're nice.

Frisk: "Oh, that's fine."

Todomatsu: [he dID WHAT]

Frisk: "They are cool."

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REBORN: [Aqua Hideout] [Magma Hideout] [Nightclub] [River]

REBORN: [Insectarium]

REBORN: [Aquarium]

Todomatsu: [that's hilarious lmao]

Hellaton: [metta sent me photos here you go]

Fanta: [Nightclub baby]

MettatonSEX: checks the nightclub.

Frisk: * She does, too.

Frisk: * Why not?

Todomatsu: [wow i'm gonna show kara]

MettatonSEX: could perform there ngl

Ichimatsu: gravitates towards the others.

MettatonSEX: is a performer to the core

Fanta: ((The fuck I hit this fucker's subsitute like 4 times and it didn't die

REBORN: A guy at the front is sitting there.

REBORN: "Ace trainers only, show me your badges."

Frisk: * She shows her badge.

Fanta: shows her licence I guess

MettatonSEX: shows his badges. "Titania sent us, by the way."

Frisk: "Yeah."

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Ichimatsu: rifles around in his pockets, and pulls out his brother's wallet, which has the badges in it.

Frisk: ((He fucking stole Kara's wallet, too

Ichimatsu: also stares the guy right in the eyes.

Frisk: ((Nice

REBORN: "Cool, talk to Ship, he's thr way to 7th Street."

REBORN: He steps aside.

REBORN: "...Wait"

Ichimatsu: ... Huh?

REBORN: He looks at Karamatsu's license.

Frisk: "What?"

REBORN: And stares reaaaaaally closely at Ichimatsu.

MettatonSEX: ...Wait what.

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: "................."

Ichimatsu: ... Is there a problem?

REBORN: "....Nah, you fit the picture, go on."

REBORN: Thank god for sixtuplism.

Ichimatsu: smiles. "Thought so."

Frisk: * yep.

Frisk: "Mhm."

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Ichimatsu: has been pulling this sort of shit since he was a kiddo.

MettatonSEX: nods, strutting inside.

Frisk: * She strolls inside.

Fanta: goes inside

REBORN: Inside is possibly the nicest nightclub you've ever seen.

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REBORN: Like, everyone is so fucking polite, cordial, nice.

Ichimatsu: wanders inside and feels really fucking poor.

REBORN: Gardevoirs in slightly skimpy clothing are serving food and drinks (and getting tips bigger than your paychecks)

MettatonSEX: could let Ichi borrow a bit of money

MettatonSEX: bitch

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REBORN: A lopunny and some actual human dancers are dancing on stage.

Frisk: ".. Formal."

Ichimatsu: ... So. Furries.

MettatonSEX: snickers.

Frisk: "Definitely not what I expected."

Ichimatsu: wonders if there's any cat girls.

MettatonSEX: Yeah, uh.

Fanta: "..."

MettatonSEX: Tgat ain't uncommon.

Frisk: "Yeah."

REBORN: I mean, theres a girl wearing a Persian costume walking around.

Frisk: "In a world filled with Pokémon, sure."

REBORN: If you're into fursuits.

Fanta: ((brb, pasting here so I can get on mobile

Fanta: ((http://pastebin.com/9YKTYYtM

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REBORN: Upon stepping in, the bouncer upfront says one last thing.

Ichimatsu: decides to follow the Persian.

REBORN: "You guys are all over 21, right?"

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Ichimatsu: ... Yeah.

Ichimatsu: is, actually, canonically over 21. So there's that.

Frisk: "I'm twenty one and three months old."

Frisk: "Does that count?"

REBORN: "We gotta know, cause we can't be serving alcohol to anyone under 21."

Frisk: "Well, true."

Frisk: "I can drink, so there you go."

REBORN: "But yeah, you're kool, go on."

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Fanta: "Er..."

Ichimatsu: ((ngl, it was a toss up between ichi and choro

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Fanta: examines the club

Frisk: ((ichi actually wore kara's clothes in the anime so

MettatonSEX: Yes.

REBORN: The bar is selling alcohol, rare candies, and...'services'

Frisk: ((yeah that's probably why

REBORN: As well as pokemon.

Ichimatsu: looks for any cat pokemon.

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REBORN: Theres some guy selling something called a 'Kitsunoh'

MettatonSEX: decides to look for Ship. ....And realizes he has no idea who Ship is.

REBORN: I mean, it has Kit in its name...

MettatonSEX: ((guys http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/11/82

Ichimatsu: attempts to buy the Kitsunoh.

Frisk: ((WE FOUND METTATON

REBORN: Somehow, Ichimatsu has just enough cash in his/kara's wallet to buy it.

REBORN: Neat.

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REBORN: [Ichimatsu has acquired a Kitsunoh]

Ichimatsu: [yay]

REBORN: [It's got some kind of...shield, a very heavily armored mask.]

REBORN: [Ability:Bulletproof.

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MettatonSEX: decides to see what Pokémon are being sold

Ichimatsu: -That wasn't a cat, but he guesses it makes up for mutating his bro's pokemon.-

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Frisk: * She does the same.

REBORN: [The bar is selling: Necturna, Plasmanta, Chatot, aaaaaaaand Strategem]

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MettatonSEX: is gonna go see what they look like brb

REBORN: Theres a sign on the Necturna pokeball.

REBORN: [Candied]

Ichimatsu: names the pokemon after a creature he saw in one of Choro's animes.

Fanta: wonders what the 'services' are

REBORN: [Fun fact:Plasmanta is the biggest capmon]

REBORN: [It's 46']

Frisk: ((I accidentally typed Placenta instead of Plasmanta

MettatonSEX: ((its 23'

REBORN: [That thing is the size of a fucking battleship]

Fanta: ((Maybe its a placenta pokemon

REBORN: ((Is it?))

REBORN: ((My chart is off then))

MettatonSEX: ((i just checked

REBORN: ((It's still the biggest fucking capmon))

MettatonSEX: ((460 lbs tho

Ichimatsu: ((the shiny plasmanta is fucking sick

REBORN: ((There, thats what I got confused for))

MettatonSEX: ((*kg.

MettatonSEX: ((not lbs

MettatonSEX: ((it issss

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Fanta: orders a non-alcoholic drink

Ichimatsu: (MettatonSEX: -starts fingering a few chords [s]and gets arrested once he fingers A-minor[/s]-

Frisk: ((chime why

Fanta: ((Thats a quote tho

REBORN: [Fanta recieves a Lemonade]

Ichimatsu: ((that's from the logs

Frisk: ((oh ok

Frisk: ((mv why

Ichimatsu: buys something alcoholic.

Fanta: drinks lemonade

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REBORN: ((Y'know what I really like))

REBORN: ((Shiny Crucibelle))

MettatonSEX: ((lol

REBORN: [Ichimatsu recieves an Irish Car Bomb]

REBORN: ((I just like Crucibelle in general, it's the most adorable fucking thing ever))

Ichimatsu: Thank you.

Frisk: ((Shiny Crucibelle's hole?

Frisk: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ichimatsu: starts to sip his drink.

Fanta: examines the lemon in her drink

MettatonSEX: decides to buy Necturna.

REBORN: [Necturna is candied...]

REBORN: [It has three buttons on its pokeball]

Frisk: * She buys Strategem.

REBORN: [Defense] [Offense] [Balanced]

MettatonSEX: Balanced

Fanta: i expect to find a lemon with three seeds in it, and go on a side quest where we get rid of the bad lemons in the club

REBORN: [Frisk has recieved a Stratagem]

REBORN: [Brb configuring Necturna]

Fanta: i want that chatot

Frisk: * dude the stratagem is fucking fast which is exactly what frisk needs

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Fanta: buys the chatot

Ichimatsu: glances at the girl in the Persian costume.

Frisk: * frisk needs a fast af pokemon

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REBORN: [She's just a waitress]

REBORN: [Fanta has acquired the Satanic Chatot]

REBORN: [Ability: Speed Boost]

Fanta: "Huehuehuehuehue"

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REBORN: [Can use any fire type move]

Fanta: ((Get it

Fanta: ((Satanic chatot

Ichimatsu: is just a little weirdo who likes cats.

Fanta: ((Because he's literal satan

MettatonSEX: ((shiny crucibelle is midna but poisonous rock

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REBORN: (( http://pastebin.com/hF0mkTDE Necturna ))

REBORN: (( Nickname cannot be changed soooo I made one for ya ))

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Frisk: ((fucking barzan

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Frisk: * She orders strawberry lemonade.

MettatonSEX: ((nice

MettatonSEX: orders a double shit of vodka.

Barzan: ((frisky do you have that link to charat logs with jukon and AD?

MettatonSEX: *SHOT

MettatonSEX: *GODDAMMIT EVERY TIME

Frisk: ((uh not now

Ichimatsu: smirks as he finishes off his irish carbomb. He's drunk as hell.

Frisk: ((somewhere in the late 470s

Frisk: ((i think

MettatonSEX: drinks his fcuking vodka.

Barzan: (link to the site then

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REBORN: [What do you do?]

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Frisk: ((gl http://rphistory.org/charat/CaU/476

Ichimatsu: giggles. "I wanna... I wanna get in a fucking fight.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Please don't.

REBORN: There are trainers in the bar...

Frisk: "We don't want you to get kicked out."

MettatonSEX: I mean, not a fustfight.

REBORN: You can git into a reaaaal fight, it'll be televised.

REBORN: And theres a stage to battle on.

MettatonSEX: does look at the battle stage though.

Ichimatsu: ... Huh...

REBORN: It's got a Gardevoir in a referee checkerboard dress and a whistle on it.

Frisk: * She looks at the Gardevoir.

Ichimatsu: stumbles up to the stage.

Frisk: * Then to Ichi.

MettatonSEX: looks at the Gardevoir as well.

REBORN: The gardevoir projects her mental power in everyone in the bar, sending a message.

REBORN: "Laaaadies and gentleman, i'm Gossip Gardevoir today, ace pokemon of the esteemed Gym Leader Radomus!"

REBORN: "I'll be refereeing a match between this wasted trainer, Karamatsuuuuu!"

REBORN: "Aand, his opponent..."

REBORN: "Will someone step up?"

MettatonSEX: will fight

REBORN: A buff man in blue steps up, Ship.

MettatonSEX: or not

REBORN: "You's aint Karamatsu, yous impersonating one of our own."

REBORN: "Eat this with your victorian chocolate cake!"

REBORN: He sends out a pokemon.

REBORN: "BEGIN!~"

Ichimatsu: stumbles up, with a downright scary sile on his face. "Alright, let's go..."

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Our ow-- oh my god.

REBORN: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/

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MettatonSEX: realizes that Karamatsu fuckin joined Aqua.

Frisk: * She also realizes that.

REBORN: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-383051690

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Fanta: ((Back

MettatonSEX: ...You tried.

Frisk: "That you did."

Ichimatsu: wobbles a little. "I still... I still beat most of your guys..."

REBORN: "IIIIIT'S OVER FOLKS!"

REBORN: "Ship has defeated Karamatsu in the field, played like a fiddle and cut his strings~"

REBORN: Ship nods. "Now git out of her, poser."

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: ((Heya

Ichimatsu: smirks. "Fine... I didn't wanna play your dumb game anyway..."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -walks into the bar- Huh...? Nobody's here...[/color][/font]

Fanta: ((Oh yeah chatot can replace wobba

Frisk: ".. Wait, weren't we looking for Ship?"

MettatonSEX: decides he 1. wants to fight and 2. wants to fight.

MettatonSEX: mods.

REBORN: [Too late]

MettatonSEX: fuck

REBORN: [Ichimatsu has gotten you all kicked out]

Frisk: * FUCK

REBORN: The crowd starts booing MTT, Frisk, and Ichimatsu.

MettatonSEX: Good fuckin' job.

Frisk: "... Why are they booing me?"

Frisk: "I didn't do anything."

Ichimatsu: wobbles. "Heh... everyone's so horrible here, why does my brother like it?"

MettatonSEX: I didn't do jack shit.

REBORN: [Might want to come back with the actual Karamatsu next time]

Hellaton: -hes in the bar-

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-retcon-[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -sees Hellaton- Woah! Another robot![/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Robots are awesome![/color][/font]

Frisk: * why are they booing frisk and metta

Frisk: * they did jack shit

Hellaton: ...Um. Thththanks?

Karamatsu: -He's gonna have a lot of 'splaining to do.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hugs his leg-[/color][/font]

REBORN: [Where do you go?]

MettatonSEX: IIIIIIIIIICHIIIII, YOUVE GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DOOOOOOOO

MettatonSEX: doesn't care.

Hellaton: -He pulls his leg up onto the couch, shocked at the sudden contact.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: D-don't be scared![/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ALSO I NEVER SAID THAT

Frisk: ((Hellaton's rule two is sex

Fanta: stretches

Ichimatsu: ... What the heck do people do for fun around here?

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

MettatonSEX: Not watch you fight, that's for sure.

Frisk: "Definitely."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: I mean, I'm so sorry about that![/color][/font]

REBORN: [To be fair, that team was kinda satanic]

REBORN: [It's built to randomly seize one pokemon, and guarantee a kill, One by one by one.]

Hellaton: Iiiii don't... Whwhy did you hug mmme like ththat so suddenlly?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: It's how I greet people... Plus, robots are so awesome...[/color][/font]

Ichimatsu: [Ichi did pretty good for someone with barely no experience and being drunk]

REBORN: [True]

Hellaton: Iiiii don't eveveven know you, It's jjjust... plllease don't ddddo that so suddenly.

REBORN: [What do you do?]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -nods- S-sorry.[/color][/font]

Frisk: (( Frisk: [br]((besides it's already confirmed Frisk is top))

MettatonSEX: ...I got no clue on where to go. Maybe the aquarium?

MettatonSEX: I dunno.

Ichimatsu: ... Okay.

Hellaton: Iiii forgive you, um..... whhhhho are you?

Ichimatsu: -He's back to his normal, introverted self, kind of. There's a luminescent blush dusting his cheeks.-

REBORN: [Inside the Aquarium, theres fish.

REBORN: [Glass containers full of fish]

REBORN: [Duh]

Fanta: has been following the group

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: I'm Sunny! Sunny Belmont![/color][/font]

REBORN: [A familiar golden magikarp is in a iron-plated, reinforced cage.]

Ichimatsu: didn't know what he'd expected.

Fanta: [Carbon date the glass to find any anomalies]

REBORN: [Slarv are you going to be an asshole this entire time]

Hellaton: ...Iii'm Hellato'm Hellattttttttttttttt-He slaps his chest.- I'm Hellaton.

Frisk: * what happens if we break the glass

Ichimatsu: stares at the magikarp.

REBORN: [You'll get fucking smashed by a level 999 Karp.]

MettatonSEX: glares at the Magikarp.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Nice to meetcha~[/color][/font]

Fanta: [Lemme at em]

Frisk: "I never liked Magikarps."

MettatonSEX: Looks like you've met your match.

REBORN: Amaria is standing at the glass, humming.

REBORN: "...It's okay dear...they won't hurt you~"

Fanta: "That's a big fish"

Hellaton: It's nnnice to meet you too...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -extends a paw to shake hands.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: It knows I won't hurt it.

Hellaton: -He accepts and returns the gesture.-

REBORN: "You couldn't anyway..." The fish nuzzles against the glass near Amaria.

MettatonSEX: I know.

Ichimatsu: doesn't want to fight this fish. He remembers Kara telling him about this bastard.

Fanta: pokes the glass lightly

MettatonSEX: So, Amaria, how have you been?

REBORN: "Poor little guy...he really wants a home..." "Oh right!"

REBORN: "I've been fine, how are you?"

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MettatonSEX: I'm.... well, better than yesterday because we finally got a lead on who might have taken my husband, but. Yeah things have not been great.

Ichimatsu: instead sits quietly on the bench.

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Frisk: * She watches the fish.

REBORN: "Hmmm..."

REBORN: "You see this magikarp?"

MettatonSEX: has that smile he uses for acting on.

MettatonSEX: Yes.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hops up to the bar- Can I have a chicolate milk please~?[/color][/font]

REBORN: "I'm trying to find a trainer for it..."

Hellaton: .........[sub]Iiis that eveveven safe?[/sub]

Grillby: -Gets the girl some chicolate milk.-

REBORN: "But, nobody will accept it...it won't listen to them."

MettatonSEX: ....

Frisk: "Weird."

Ichimatsu: My brother fought it and won!

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Sh.

Fanta: "Hmm.."

Ichimatsu: And then it slapped his painful face!

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MettatonSEX: covers Ichi's mouth.

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Fanta: "So what does it need to listen to someone?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -gets a big smile- It's my favorite~![/color][/font]

Frisk: "Well, it just needs to.. like you. Accept you, if you put it that way."

Frisk: "Kind of."

Frisk: "I'd assume so, anyways."

Ichimatsu: ... Oh... too bad I'm unlikeable.

Fanta: "It looks friendly"

Hellaton: -He smiles a bit, seeing this kid happy.-

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: "...Maybe if someone could challenge it in combat, it would listen to them..."

REBORN: "Do you want to try?~"

Frisk: "I could try."

Fanta: "I can"

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MettatonSEX: This lil' darling is dangerous. I'll try if you two fail.

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Frisk: "Right."

Fanta: "Ok"

Ichimatsu: I... dun wanna...

Ichimatsu: kind of passes out.

REBORN: "Okay...Frisk first, if you will, since you volunteered first..."

REBORN: "Just step into the tank with your team~"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -sips it. She gets an adorable milk mustache.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: has a plan

Frisk: "I just step into it?"

: ((also MV, I found [url=https://m.soundcloud.com/avolience/oh-my]this[/url] and it is amazing.))

Hellaton: ...Hehhh.

REBORN: "Yeah!~"

Frisk: "Okay!"

Frisk: * She steps into the tank with her team.

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MettatonSEX: ((oh my GOD

MettatonSEX: ((its so cool

REBORN: [Challenge Sent]

: ((and how they incorporated Oh My into the part woth the guitar

MettatonSEX: ((ye

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REBORN: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-383061613

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks to Hellaton- People say I'm always happy, and that I enjoy everything~![/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -her tail wags-[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: The best thing about being part human is that I can have chocolate! It's so tasty~[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -takes another sip-[/color][/font]

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Ichimatsu: is passed out on the bench.

REBORN: The karp continues swimming circles.

Frisk: "Wow."

REBORN: It surfaces, splashes some water at Frisk, and goes back under.

Frisk: "This fish is more powerful than I thought."

Frisk: * She exits the tank.

Fanta: cracks her knuckes

REBORN: "...Miss...Goat, would you like your attempt now?"

Hellaton: ...Yyou do seem ththat way, haha...

Frisk: * slarv let mv do their plan

Fanta: looks like a male

Frisk: * if you're fucked

Fanta: i'm not, does mv really wanna

MettatonSEX: i do

Frisk: * IF you're fucked

Fanta: cuz u can go first if you want

MettatonSEX: no bc i have a foolproof plan

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REBORN: "...Mister Mettaton, will you try?~"

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MettatonSEX: nods

Fanta: ((Ayy

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REBORN: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-383064693

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Teehee~![/color][/font]

Frisk: "You almost did it!"

REBORN: "...Hmm..."

REBORN: "Would anyone else like to try?"

REBORN: Karamatsu beat this with Perish Song and Toxic shenanigans.

MettatonSEX: is pissed bc he fucked up his plan

Hellaton: ...Hheh...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -sits by Hella, snuggling into the couch.-[/color][/font]

REBORN: [BY THE WAY]

REBORN: [REMEMBER HOW MISSINGNO CAUSES RANDOM SHIT TO HAPPEN?]

Ichimatsu: looks up from his alcohol-induced nap. "Haaaahhh...."

MettatonSEX: ((THE WORST PART IS, I HAD METRONOME

REBORN: [SPINNING THE WHEEL OF EFFECTS~]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: It's so comfy here~[/color][/font]

Hellaton: Iii gueguess, yyeah...

Fanta: oh so you can use perish song

Fanta: "I'll try"

REBORN: Something has appeared in MTT's items.

MettatonSEX: ((I COULDA ATTACKED IT

REBORN: MTT has acquired a rare candy...somehow.

MettatonSEX: checks his chest.

MettatonSEX: Huh.

MettatonSEX: ....I thought I had one.

MettatonSEX: Not two.

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REBORN: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-383067016

Frisk: ".. Nice."

REBORN: The Magikarp turns upside down...And jumps at Fanta.

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REBORN: [Magikarp has forced its way into your team!]

MettatonSEX: ....Nice.

REBORN: [Can only use the move Magikarp's Revenge]

REBORN: [Only that move.]

REBORN: [Level: 999]

Fanta: "Sweet"

Ichimatsu: gives a half-concious thumbs up.

Fanta: ((I had to make sure perish song still worked with magic coat

Hellaton: -He crosses his legs.

MettatonSEX: ((if it had soundproof youd be fucked

Fanta: ((Ye

Fanta: ((That's what I was scared of

: (([url=https://m.soundcloud.com/retro-is-the-guy-of-the-jones-retro/honeyfuckbees-galaxy]Wow look what I found[/url]))

MettatonSEX: ((i made the endeavor toxic team because of magikarp

REBORN: [I was originally going to give it Taunt[

Fanta: ((How do I work level 999

REBORN: [Set it to level 99]

REBORN: [Then go into import/export]

REBORN: [Add another 9.]

REBORN: [Use Rare Candy]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks up at Hella- ...Can you pet me? I-If you want, that is![/color][/font]

REBORN: [Do something else]

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: ((ripperoni

Ichimatsu: decides to do something responsible and head home.

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Frisk: ((aaa

Frisk: ((Laharl killed us

Ichimatsu: ((holy fucking shit

Hellaton: ....Aaalright? -He pets Sunny, like one would pet a puppy. His hands are soft.-

Frisk: ((by saying "go do something else"

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MettatonSEX: ((my internet went out too

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Ichimatsu: ((Ichi went home and msparp decided to go with him

Frisk: ((Laharl basically told us to go do something else

MettatonSEX: ((so i got doublefucked like what i imagine a sex oreo to be

Frisk: ((wow

MettatonSEX: (( http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/11/82 luckily this exists

MettatonSEX: shrugs.

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Fellby: -Now that Jeska is no longer present, Fellby lights up a cigarette.-

REBORN: ((Back))

Hellaton: -is in the bar-

REBORN: ((Fuck, Msparp went out))

REBORN: [Go do something else outside the aquarium]

REBORN: [Use rare candy]

Ichimatsu: -This boi went home.-

REBORN: [Bye.]

REBORN: [Wonder how Kara feels that his Vaporeon is now a poisonporeon]

MettatonSEX: checks out the insectarium

Frisk: * She also checks it out.

REBORN: [Inside the insectarium, theres bug.]

REBORN: [Duh.]

REBORN: A man is talking to a crowd for a presentation.

MettatonSEX: listens in.

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REBORN: "Ladies, Gentleman, and people of nondeterminate gender identity whom are here today!"

MettatonSEX: is very much visible.

Karamatsu: -He's on the floor, moaning in agony. "So this is how it ends, huh? Goodbye, everybody..."

Frisk: * She also listens.

REBORN: "I'm proud to announce that the insectarium is being funded by the Reborn Government for the purpose of education!" *Clap clap clap clap*

Hellaton: -BTW Bio, he pet Sunny with soft hands. Ye.-

MettatonSEX: claps

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -is waiting for Hellaton to accept or reject her request to be pet.-[/color][/font]

Ichimatsu: -He wanders in. "Shut up, drama queen."-

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Frisk: * She also claps?

REBORN: "And, to bring this, one of the pioneers in bug-type research is here today!"

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Hellaton: -he pet her-

REBORN: "...Well, he would be."

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: "But he refused to show up, so we have his sister here! Welcome, Shelly!"

MettatonSEX: claps for Shelly.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -nuzzled into the pets, giggling softly-[/color][/font]

Fellby: orders something downright cute. It's a shirley temple -flavored shot with a little cherry in it. It comes in a tiny martini glass.-

Hellaton: ...Hheh, you're ththe first one to accept thththis...

REBORN: Shelly stumbles onto stage, quietly gripping the microphone with a shaky hand.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Oh, I am? Well, it feels great to be pet~[/color][/font]

REBORN: "...H-Hello everyone...I-I'm Shelly Secta...my brother, B-Bugsy Secta c-couldn't come today, for his r-research..."

Hellaton: .......Animals tttetetend to not like me, so. It feeeels nice to pet someone.

Fellby: ((i'm reading the introduction of jukon and

MettatonSEX: rolls an eye at "couldn't come tiday"

Fellby: ((Gaster: I knew something was fishy.

REBORN: "...S-So i-i've been sent to bring the a-announcement that, to c-celebrate the funding of the insectarium..."

MettatonSEX: ((HAH

Frisk: ((10/10

REBORN: "W-We are distributing rare bug t-types to trainer, t-to be used and such f-for any purpose..."

Fellby: ((and here's dd's reaction: Luke: ((BA DUMB FISH!))

REBORN: "W-We hope this will contribute to the s-spreading of endangered species t-to other regions, too..."

MettatonSEX: nods.

REBORN: "A-Also...as you k-know..."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Can I snuggle...?[/color][/font]

REBORN: "A s-stockpile of items was f-found under the grand staircase..."

REBORN: "S-So these are a-also being distributed to t-trainers, by mass..."

REBORN: "S-So...uhh..."

REBORN: "H-Have a nice day.."

Hellaton: ...I'm mmmmmmade of mememetal, I don't know why you'd want to, but so lololong as you don't do anythhhhing sudden, okay...

REBORN: She gently puts the mic back in it's place and walks off.

Fellby: ((Frisk: [br]-grabs a french fry, and throws it at Unknown. "I can certainly say that we now have fish n' chips."-

MettatonSEX: applauds.

REBORN: Theres a counter, where pokemon are being distributed, as well as items, to trainers.

: ((Sunny has a sort of magic. She pretty much is the perfect lovable cinnamon roll to become friends with.))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -snuggles gently.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ((hellaton is a cinnamon roll too but hes a nervous sassy cinnamon roll

Hellaton: -His entire body is warm.-

MettatonSEX: goes to the counter.

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Frisk: * She also goes to the counter.

: ((also I might bring in Charlotte sometime soon, with [url=https://m.soundcloud.com/napemango/bonetarantella]MasterChef!Papyrus[/url]))

Fellby: sips his cute little drink.

REBORN: [MTT recieves]

REBORN: [*Spins wheel*]

Barzan: (chime send me the link of Jukons entrance

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: You're warm~![/color][/font]

Fellby: ((http://rphistory.org/charat/CaU/474

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: It's comfy~[/color][/font]

Fanta: ((It's alive

Hellaton: Yyyeah... I knknow, um, ththanks...

Fellby: ((technically it starts on 473 but this gets her unsasking

Fellby: ((unmasking

REBORN: [A vivillion!]

REBORN: [MTT has recieved the Rare Vivillion!]

Hellaton: -He gives a tiny, awkward, and absolutely fang-filled smile. What did you expect the description to be.-

REBORN: [Vivillion-Pokeball, can use any move with under 100% accuracy.]

MettatonSEX: has recieved Satan.

MettatonSEX: Cool cool.

REBORN: [You've also recieved every item]

REBORN: [This applies to all trainers.]

REBORN: [EVERYONE IN REBORN CAN NOW PUT ANY ITEM ON THEIR POKEMON]

MettatonSEX: So 95% or below,also NICE

Fanta: [WAIT WHAT]

Frisk: * NICE

Karamatsu: -NICE-

MettatonSEX: looks to see if there are any snails. To give him a feeling of home.

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REBORN: [Theres a Mollux]

MettatonSEX: smiles upon seeing the little darling.

Fanta: followed everyone

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MettatonSEX: is reminded of home as he gently pats the fiery mollusk's head.

MettatonSEX: You're a pretty darling, aren't you...

Fanta: ((http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/128/226/a54.jpg

Barzan: ((im checking the consistancy of Jukon over time

MettatonSEX: (( http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/11/82

MettatonSEX: whirrs a little bit.

REBORN: [It...makes a pleased mollusk noise.]

MettatonSEX: smiles.

MettatonSEX: Aww, how cute.

REBORN: [Use Rare Candy] [Go somewhere else]

Fanta: [Go somewhere else]

Fellby: leaves for a moment, then comes back with a laptop.

MettatonSEX: Goodbye, lil' cutie.

MettatonSEX: goes somewhere else

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Frisk: * well she goes the fuck back to the bar

REBORN: [Where do you go]

MettatonSEX: i think people tend to forget that mettaton worked on the snail farm so i wanted to do a cute thing

Frisk: * yeah

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Fellby: is watching something on his laptop. It looks almost like a stock exchange.

MettatonSEX: decides to return to the bar. He doesn't want anything to ruin his time here.

Fanta: [Go fite some gym guy, if there is one]

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REBORN: [There isn't, you can try your luck with the E4 though]

Hellaton: ...Hhhi, you guguys.

Frisk: "Hi."

MettatonSEX: Hello.

Fanta: [Do I get heals inbetwe- stupid question it's showdown]

Hellaton: Yyyyyou seem hahahappy.

Fanta: [Sure why not, gonna probably get rekt tho]

Frisk: ((Mettaton: Papyton is gone. Forever.

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Frisk: ((Hellaton: YYYYESSSSSSSSS

REBORN: [Upon entering the door, you meet the first E4 member]

REBORN: [It's a kid with green hair, Fern.]

MettatonSEX: I am! I saw this darling Mollux, it's pretty much a snail, but bigger and fiery and its shell is like a little lava lamp! They're so cute!

REBORN: "'Sup loser."

Fanta: "Uh.. hi"

Fanta: [If I can beat fern I go home happy]

Hellaton: ....Oh,nththat's. That's nice, Metttta. I'm glad yoyou're happy.

Frisk: "Me too."

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Frisk: * She sits down.

MettatonSEX: is a huge dork.

Fellby: orders a glass of whiskey.

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REBORN: "Heh, you come to fight me?"

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Fellby: ((CD Frisk: ((Zacharie has the sexiest Meow)) Gaster: ((*DEDAN NOISE*

Frisk: ((Fellby orders a Penile Cumlada))

REBORN: "You don't look like much, but, really, most of you don't."

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Fanta: ".."

MettatonSEX: ((lol

Fanta: "Um.. ok"

MettatonSEX: is a big smiley dork.

REBORN: "C'mon, lets get this over with, loser."

Fellby: ((this sounds like the beginning of a porno: [br] Gaster: Right, right. Who's up first? Lord Asgore: I will Drakon: -raises his hand.- Gaster: Alright, then both of you can watch.

Fanta: ((If I beat fern that's a win for me

MettatonSEX: ((lol

Frisk: ((it does

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -snuggles with Hella in a cute fashion-[/color][/font]

Fellby: taps a few keys on his laptop.

Fanta: ((Here goes nothing

Hellaton: ........

Hellaton: ....Hhah... ththis is nice.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: It sure is~[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((Hellaton still thinks Gaston is better at snuggling))

MettatonSEX: turns to Fellby.

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

MettatonSEX: ...Hello.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Well, what could be expected of a little puppy like[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: me~?[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -Hella feels warm and fuzzy inside.-[/color][/font]

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Fellby: Hey there.

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Fellby: ((Gaster: ... This evening went to 1 to 100 really quickly.

Frisk: ((Hella can't feel warm and fuzzy, he has nothing in him except for broken dreams and motherfucking [i]Bee[/i]thoven.))

Hellaton: ...I donnnn't knknow, dogs tend to dislike me.

MettatonSEX: ((dank memes and broken dreams

Frisk: ((that's cau

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: People say I have some sort of magnetic personality...[/color][/font]

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Hellaton: ....Yyou kind of do.

MettatonSEX: ((DARLIIING HI

Frisk: ((hi jalphys

: ((Ayy

Alphys: (hi darling!! hi everyone!!)

Fellby: ((hi

Fellby: I'm watching the black market right now.

MettatonSEX: Oh.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Can I give you a hug...?[/color][/font]

Frisk: "Cool."

Hellaton: -He nods.-

Fellby: laughs. "You know how much people will pay for a giant indestructable lizard? Too damn much in my opinion."

MettatonSEX: Why would they [i]want[/i] one.

Fanta: ((of course he has a 999 karp counter

Fellby: -Yes. You can buy a 682 on the interdimensional black market.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hugs Hella gently, smiling.-[/color][/font]

Frisk: "That's pretty much all black markets in a nutshell."

Fellby: Pssht, I don't know.

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Hellaton: -He gives a gentle hug to Sunny.-

REBORN: ((You think i'm gonna hand you a 999 Karp))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: We should be freinds![/color][/font]

Fanta: ((Ik

REBORN: ((And not give every e4 some way to kick its ass))

Hellaton: I... Iiii mean, susure, I guess...

Hellaton: I'm sorry, Iiiiii'm kind of awkwawaward...

Fanta: ((I know imma get bodied i just want fern dead

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Not to me~[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Any news?

Hellaton: ....Realllly?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Yeah~![/color][/font]

Hellaton: Oh... wwwwow, thanks.

Fellby: Well, the gaster i'm watching - not confirming it's yours - Has a highest bid in the low trillions.

MettatonSEX: Holy shit.

Frisk: "Holy shit."

Fellby: nods. "Gasters tend to shoot up quick."

MettatonSEX: ...Huh...

MettatonSEX: feels his soul almost... sink. No, really, the wires tug down a bit.

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Fellby: Don't worry. If you know how, you can almost always track the buyer down.

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MettatonSEX: I assume you know how.

Fanta: ((Well I already lost so

Fellby: nods. "It's a bit of a shady trick I learned from... the other Gaster."

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MettatonSEX: ...I figured.

Fanta: ((Or maybe not

Fellby: -Hilariously, on the screen, there's an auction for a stained polo shirt. It's going for ten times as much as the gaster-

Fanta: ((I think there may be hope

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MettatonSEX: .....

MettatonSEX: Why.

: ((I just realized

Frisk: "That makes no sense."

Fellby: Oh, what, the shirt? That would be a pissing contest between rich people.

: ((Sunny is the opposite of scp-053

Fanta: ((If I can maybe whittle down pp

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REBORN: "Pfffffffft."

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REBORN: "Get outta here, noob. Come back when you've got a lesson in class under your belt."

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Fellby: Rich people are fucking weird. They buy shit just to say they're rich.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -snuggles-[/color][/font]

Frisk: "I'm rich and I don't do that."

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Fellby: Well, I don't think you've got the money to buy a 10-trillion gold polo shirt. For these guys, it's pocket change.

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Frisk: "True."

Fellby: I mean, look at the damn thing. It's stained.

Fellby: ... Wait.

Frisk: "Hm?"

Fellby: squints at the description. "Sorry, it's stained with the blood of a god. Still, I think that's way too astronomical of a price!"

Frisk: "The blood of a god? Well, I suppose people would want to hang that up on their wall."

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Fellby: shrugs. "To anyone it looks like a gross polo shirt."

Fellby: ((someone is selling a rare pepe for a gazillion bucks

: High Priest Laharl [REBORN] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: Mister Y would agree, that yes, Rich People do shit for the sake of being rich.

Frisk: ((Someone sells Laharl for one penny))

Fanta: heads back to the bar

Frisk: ((Because we're all trash

Fanta: ((Mfw i forget magic bounce exists

Fanta: ((.-.

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Fanta: "Howdy, everyone"

Fanta: sits on the couch

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: ((Fern is the easiest of the four))

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MettatonSEX: I mean.

: ((Decibel imo is the hardest))

Fanta: ((Ik, he was pretty easy until i was a dipshit

Frisk: ((Yeah, because fuck off Decibel

: ((Like, I can't keep upgrading your mons anymore))

: ((It's time to fucking beat the champ XD))

Frisk: ((Give us fucking legendaries

: ((I have.))

Fanta: ((Imma do this legit and beat some gym leaders first

MettatonSEX: ((i have fuckin arceus

Fanta: ((Because the only real leader i beat was shelly

: ((See, theres no reason to fight GLs anymore))

MettatonSEX: ...Wow.

Fellby: sighs. "Bastards, the lot of them."

Frisk: ((Give us fucking legendary legendaries

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Fanta: ((I need some other god to replace chatot and then i'm golden

Frisk: "Mhm."

: ((I HAVE.))

: ((XD))

: ((I gave you fucks legendary hoopas and shit))

: ((Rare Candies are possibly the most OP things ever))

: ((That you people won't use for some reason))

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Fanta: "There was something I needed to do.."

MettatonSEX: ((I COULD HAVE A TEAM OF HOOPA, ARCEUS, DARKRAI, MEWTWO, DEOXYS, AND MISSINGNO., BECAUSE I HAVE FIVE LEGENDS.

Fanta: is in the bar

Frisk: ((GIVE US

Frisk: ((LEGENDARY

Frisk: ((LEGENDARY

Fanta: ((I like my team and i could win stuff, i just fucking was a dipshit

Frisk: ((LEGENDARIES

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: ((Btw MTT))

: ((Missingno is complete shit))

: ((It's possibly the worst mon I've given you fucks))

MettatonSEX: ((i know

Fellby: chuckles bitterly. "These people... they're the type to pay a million bucks to own a 19 year old kid."

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MettatonSEX: ......

: Mister Y would say the same thing.

MettatonSEX: pats Fellby's shoulder.

: But to be fair, Erised is one hell of a maid, and the million bucks was for bus fare out of a deserted timeline.

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Fanta: texts azalea [dont laugh at him too much but tell hywel to remember to get birth control]

Fanta: "Ah, that was it"

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Fellby: sighs. "You can pay me as much as you want, but the minute you think you own me, you can fuck right off."

Frisk: ((Laharl give one of us your best Pokémon

Frisk: ((POSSIBLE

Fanta: ((He did

Fanta: ((You just suck

MettatonSEX: Yeah. I don't understand the exact situation myself, but I'll be goddamn supportive all the way.

: ((One:Rare Candies.))

: ((Two:I have, twice.))

Frisk: ((fuck off

Fellby: smiles. "Thanks, buddy."

Frisk: ((i'm joking

: ((I gave Karamatsu a fucking sturdy shedinja))

MettatonSEX: Of course.

Frisk: ((cool

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: ((TBh tho Frisk and Rush's teams need work))

Fanta: pats her chest longingly, "Hmm.."

: ((So i'll probably toss a few legendaries your way))

MettatonSEX: ((see i gave missingno. prankster, metronome, endeavor, ice punch, and toxic

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Fellby: ((i'm gonna warn you though, laharl, i'm going to avoid using the shedninja since that feels op as fuck

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Fellby: ((almost cheap in a way

Frisk: ((database Faisal leukocytosis dunghill until kicking kick glasswork jalap oxalate Rostock iPhoto poster schtick preach revival goody-goody fucking bitchhole))

: ((You DO realize that when I hand you guys something OP))

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: ((I have atleast three pokemon on each team that can handle said OP mon))

Fellby: ((huh, okay

Frisk: ((you tone it down

: ((Literally every single E4 member, and the champ, have something that can wall off the 999 karp,))

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Frisk: ((so your guys have a chance

Fellby: ((that makes me feel a little better

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Fanta: ((Karp was near useless

: ((Heres the big thing tho you'll like))

Frisk: ((i realize everything you fucking say

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: ((Do you think Pokemon is simple so far? Like you don't have to calc shit and stuff))

Frisk: ((ok

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: ((Well, once someone beats the champ, i'm pulling a slarv and effectively putting characters in positions where they can do their own missions and such))

Fanta: ((Pulling a slarv refers to so many things

Frisk: ((wowie

: ((Like how slarv made the docs 'editable'))

Frisk: ((cool

MettatonSEX: ((like giving your opponents 5000000 hp

Fellby: ((oooh

Frisk: ((also msparp is killing me

Fanta: ((After many many tries

Frisk: ((literally

Frisk: ((fuck off msparp

Frisk: ((ok good

Fanta: puts an apple under her shirt to see if that makes it feel less weird, it doesn't

Frisk: ((i'm not dead

Fanta: does another, it's still not doing anything for her but she lies down anyway

Fellby: glances at Fanta. "Let me guess, you feel weird too?"

Fanta: "Yep."

Frisk: "Try putting balloons under your shirt."

Fellby: I asked around, what I'm dealing with... well, it's probably dysphoria.

MettatonSEX: ...I can set you up with a breastplate.

Fanta: "I'm just hoping this wears off soon"

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MettatonSEX: Fellby, if you need a binder for however long this lasts, I can help there, too.

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Fanta: "It's sexy, I'd fuck me, but I picked my old body for a reason"

MettatonSEX: ...Can't you shapeshift?

Fanta: "For some stupid reason the potion interferes with it"

: ((Also))

MettatonSEX: Oh that's just gross.

: ((YOU PEOPLE NEED))

: ((TO REALIZE))

: ((THE RARE CANDIES ARE MEANT TO BE ABUSED HARDER THAN A REDHEADED STEPCHILD))

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Fanta: ((Wow ok

Fellby: sighs. "Look, if this lasts longer than a month, I'll happily take that binder.

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Fanta: "I must say, Hywel's absolutely adorable though"

MettatonSEX: (([s]*harder than hellaton was[/s]

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Fellby: ((oh that's just cold

MettatonSEX: ((im sorry

Fanta: ((Harder than a certain someone coming soon tm

Fanta: ((Wink wink nudge nudge hint drop

: ((Also, MTT, the rare candy was a 1% chance from Missingno))

Fellby: ((who's getting laid

MettatonSEX: ((holyvshit

: ((Wanna know what else is 1% ))

: ((Losing a random pokemon.))

: ((You are lucky as fuck.))

Fanta: ((Nobody getting laid someone getting beat

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Stephen: ((Laharl please

MettatonSEX: ((WHAT THE FUCK

Fanta: ((Openin up a can o whoop ass

Frisk: (([s]harder than life insurance*[/s]

Fanta: ((K brb

Stephen: ((you can't abuse redheads

Stephen: ((they don't even have souls, it's just normal use)(

Frisk: ((true

Fellby: sighs and lights up a cigar.

MettatonSEX: ....If either of you need anything to help fight the dysphoria I'll help immediately.

Stephen: ((whoa my internet is fucked rn

Fellby: nods. "I'll call you if it gets too strong, okay?"

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MettatonSEX: Alright.

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Stephen: ((I have to refresh every time I want to see changes

Fellby: [sub]... I wonder if I could find something that could change me temporarily...[/sub]

Stephen: ((ok nevermind it fixed itself

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: ((Also btw))

: ((Anna's team is a CAP team))

: ((I've gotten help from serious, fucking, competitive ladder-toppers, the best of the best))

MettatonSEX: ((im still laughing at this http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/11/82

: ((To make this team as bullshit as possible for you to fight))

: ((And it doesn't even use ubers.))

Stephen: ((wait a second did Fanta just say "I'd fuck me"))

Stephen: ((GOODBYE HORSES

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Stephen: ((you might like this too, MV https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metatron ))

Fellby: ((hi flame

Frisk: ((hi flame

Barchar: ((hi flame))

Stephen: ((Metatron and Azrael are the names of two biblical angels))

Fellby: ((i read this sentence in a very wrong way: http://prntscr.com/bd9zq5

Stephen: ((THE MORE YOU KNOW💫))

Barchar: (wow an angel was named 'metatron'?)

Frisk: ((me too chime

Stephen: ((well I mean if you take the bible at face value

MettatonSEX: (same chime

Stephen: ((What did I miss?

Barchar: (I don't but somebody wrote that sjit)

Fellby: ((i didn't do plot today

Frisk: ((laharl ate rat poison

Barchar: (if robots were a concept back then then that would be the bad ass cyborg angel)

Frisk: ((by accident

Frisk: ((he died

Stephen: ((no I mean what did you read that as and why isn't my mind on dirty mode))

MettatonSEX: ((yes

Barchar: (played by Sammy

Fellby: ((well, enoch is the third boss from off. He's a gigantic, obese man

MettatonSEX: ((enoch is a character in OFF

Stephen: ((Oh

Fellby: ((laharl hates him

Frisk: ((the son of man and enoch

Fellby: ((you may have heard him referred to as "fat fuck ronald mcdonald"

: ((Fuck off))

Frisk: ((it's like saying man and enoch had a kid

: ((Fat Fuck Ronald Mcdonald is the worst character I swear))

Stephen: ((but das gay frisk

Barchar: (how many lines does Enoch even get)

Frisky: ((frisky*

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Fellby: ((he doesn't get too many lines but he does drop some important exposition

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Stephen: ((what do fat fuck Ronald McDonald and Walter White have in common?))

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Fellby: ((they make drugs

Stephen: ((enochs

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MettatonSEX: ((FUCK

Stephen: ((sorry not sorry

Fellby: ((... i just now got it

MettatonSEX: ((wow

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Fellby: closes his laptop's lid. He's still got the fem body.

Frisk: ((enoch is a 600 pound pissbaby

Fellby: ((imagine enoch with mickey mouse's voice

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Frisk: ((omf

Stephen: (( Ooooo-weeee look that this good shit👌 that I found http://www.ask-angels.com/free-angel-messages/archangel-metatron-archangel-azrael/ ))

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Frisk: ((ok rip me

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Fellby: ((fucking parp tonight man

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Stephen: ((msparp is ded

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: ((psh))

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Stephen: ((I HAVE to download one of those "free angel message" mp3s))

Stephen: ((goddamnit why do I have to be on mobile))

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MettatonSEX: (( gggghhhhjjbfjgfugfghgf

Stephen: (( "Angels are incredibly high vibrational spiritual beings who exist on a different frequency than we are normally accustomed to tuning into from the physical realm. " holy pseudoscience, batman))

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MettatonSEX: ((what do you call a bootleg fat fuck ronald mcdonald?

Fellby: ((an e-noch off

MettatonSEX: ((an enoch-off

Stephen: ((heh

Stephen: ((why did Enoch marry an ugly bitch

Stephen: ((enoched her up

MettatonSEX: ((why did you marry him?

MettatonSEX: ((im sorry for nothing

Stephen: ((no u

MettatonSEX: ((((yes i am im sorry b))))

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Stephen: ((well you know what "b" stands for

Fellby: ((i'm just wondering the logistics of enoch getting someone pregnant

Fellby: ((the number one problem is that him big

Stephen: (("B" stands for

Stephen: ((big

Stephen: ((booty

Stephen: ((bicycles

MettatonSEX: (terrible at acronyms

Stephen: ((still working on that one

MettatonSEX: ((i mean if it fits....

Stephen: ((also my messages sent in the wrong order so screw you too msparp

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Stephen: (("B" stands for "illiterate"

MettatonSEX: ((chimera they have pedalos that get summoned by buttons i think people could have expandable vaginas so enoch can fuck them

Frisk: ((B stands for

Frisk: ((beaner

Fellby: ((my lort

MettatonSEX: ((booby

Stephen: ((whoa

Fanta: ((Bread u there

Fellby: ((b stands for bread

Stephen: ((it's like the opposite of expand dong

Fellby: ((b was ad this entire time

MettatonSEX: ((expand vagine

Stephen: ((oh ya caught me

Frisk: ((expand vagigi

: ((*Mind Explodes*))

Fanta: does hywel have phone

MettatonSEX: ((expand cooter

Stephen: ((I'm just Bread's tulpa except in a different mind

MettatonSEX: ((but wait, b, arent you also me

Stephen: ((also a different body but that's not important

Fanta: (({You're not cool enough}

Fellby: ((enlarge vagarge

Stephen: ((I'm ALL me on this blessed day

MettatonSEX: ((yes, thats the one

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: ((I actually don't exist))

MettatonSEX: ((enlarge vagarge

Fanta: (({No hoomins allowed}

: ((I'm a figment of all of your imaginations))

Stephen: ((don't worry Azzy I'm tulpa-kin

Fanta: since hywel does not have phone, she texted that to azalea

Fanta: the reminder

Stephen: ((my fantasy is to make a tulpa take over my body and make me the tulpa and then we can have BDSM masturbation and stuff))

Azalea: -What reminder-

Fellby: checks his phone.

: B [Stephen] is now B [kEN m].

Fanta: [dont laugh at him too much but hywel needs to take birth control, just remembered]

Azalea: -She does check the phone though.-

Fanta: ((More like ken tem

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kEN m: ((well that needs to be a thing right about soon

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Fanta: ((Your fucking up brought it to mind

Ken M: -shambles in-

Azalea: -She laughs, and tells Hywel.-

MettatonSEX: ((hOI! im kemmie

Fanta: gets up

Fellby: ((i'm looking through the old logs and since the bbcode's not working i keep reading arial as anal

Ken M: ((I want to make a Yahoo account called Kem N

Fanta: two apples fall out of her shirt, she shrugs

Hellaton: ......Oh. Iiiit's you.

Fanta: "They sucked anyway"

Fellby: looks over.

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Ken M: wait, it is?

Ken M: i though it was me though

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks over as well.-

Fellby: Then it is you, right sir?

Fanta: "Huh?"

Ken M: ((Y'know guys, I was thinking

Ken M: ((someone else needs to play the villain sometime

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Why did you have apples in your clothing?"

Fanta: ((Where have you been for azzy's entire rp career

Fellby: ((not online

Ken M: ((he's a goddamned hero to me

MettatonSEX: ((last time i played a villain i got booted from my rp group

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Frisk: ((wowie

Fellby: ((my villains tend to be too... animalistic?

Ken M: ((only time I'd boot anyone would be for playing Shoe

Fellby: ((they run on instinct rather than logic

MettatonSEX: ((they wanted a murderer i gave them a murderer

Ken M: ((ah but if you think very hard about how illogical day to day life is you can create a compelling villain who firmly believes that everyone else is wrong))

Fanta: ((Well hate to break it to ya b

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Fanta: ((But he is in my game

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Fanta: ((Lol

Ken M: ((hey slarv

Ken M: (([i]whoosh[/i]

Fanta: ((And its the next arc

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Fanta: ((Is that the sound of the joke going over my head

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Fellby: ((the other thing about my villains is that they don't put themselves in harm's way too early

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MettatonSEX: sighs. He tightens a screw that had come loose.

Ken M: ((yes it is

Fanta: ((Oh my fuck

Fanta: ((I get it now

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Fellby: ((the villain of my current arc sure as hell ain't revealing who he is, Mettaton will come kick his ass before his plan is complete

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Fanta: ((Why does everyone make me hate my charavter names

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Fanta: "I miss boobs, Asriel"

Ken M: ((don't get ofantad

Fellby: I miss my dick.

Fanta: ((That was even worse than laharl's

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's fair. although, apples are hard."

MettatonSEX: ....

Fanta: "Yeah, they didn't work well"

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MettatonSEX: googles if you can do surgery on fire. The answer is no.

Fellby: -He's checked.-

Ken M: sad days it is that a man tries to get boobs

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can't you form the breasts on a male body?"

Fanta: "I will say, one thing I'll miss is hywel's."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or is that against the potions rules?"

Fanta: "Hm..."

Fanta: "I can try"

Fanta: tries

Ken M: back in my day we were all gay and nobody want boobs and we were fine with that

Fellby: sighs as he looks at Ken M. "So he's one of those people - oh."

Hellaton: ...........-He's not going to comment on that.-

Fellby: ((Gaster: We don't just go around killing people. Gaster: Well, I don't.

Fanta: succeeds, "Heeeeey it worked!"

Ken M: ((oh come on there are plenty of men with boobs))

Ken M: ((for example Slarvath

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Surprised you ahven't already tried that."

Fanta: ((That was my reasoning

MettatonSEX: ((some men are boobs

Fanta: "Well, I tried the whole body"

Ken M: ((like B

MettatonSEX: ((drake, josh, b

Ken M: ((I mean you know what "B" stands for

MettatonSEX: ((booby

Fanta: "Thanks, Asriel. I'm a dipshit"

Ken M: ((Nope

Fellby: ((breast cancer

Ken M: (("burgermeistermeisterburger"))

MettatonSEX: ((boner

Fanta: ((Just cancer

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods, going back to doing nothing. Other than watching Smazzy.-

Fanta: smazzy has been napping for a while

Fellby: gets up to stretch his legs.

Frisk: ((butt twisting motherbitcher

Fanta: "I'm gonna head back to hywel, seeya"

MettatonSEX: Bye.

Ken M: . . .

Hellaton: Byeeeeeeee.

Fellby: See you, Fanta.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have fun."

Frisk: "Bye."

Fanta: heads out, quite pleased with herseld

Ken M: why did the chicken cross the road

Fanta: treks back to the hospital

Frisk: ((Ken M: They were gay

Fellby: Because he wanted to.

MettatonSEX: To get to the idiot's house.

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Hellaton: Knnnnock knock.

Smol Asriel: has been sleeping most of the day

Frisk: "Who's there?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He shakes him lightly.-

Ken M: actually the chicken didn't cross the road because chickens only live in Missouri, and roads are illegal there

Smol Asriel: opens his eyes, groggily sitting up

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you alright?"

Smol Asriel: "Hiya"

Hellaton: The joke wawas caimed at him bbbut the chhhicken.

Ken M: any chicken who finds a road is promptly beheaded

Smol Asriel: "Yeah.. just tired"

Fellby: Really? I don't know that much about humans.

Frisk: "Okay, come in."

Fellby: Sounds strange, but whatever.

Ken M: that's where the expression "chicken with his head cut off" comes from

Hellaton: Ththat wasnnn't directed at you Iii'm sorry.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh... I'm sorry, I shouldn

Frisk: "It's fine."

: t have woken you up..."

Smol Asriel: "N-no, it's fine.. I need to replace my bandages anyway"

Ken M: why did the pervert cross the road

Smol Asriel: starts taking them off

Fellby: To get to the other side.

Smol Asriel: "...I-I think it's almost healed.."

Ken M: no to corrupt our precious children

MettatonSEX: Doesn't matter he's dead.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's great!"

Ken M: actually he's not dead

: ((heya

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -trots in-[/color][/font]

Ken M: according to an ancient Indian form of Christianity the spirit of the pervert lives on in all of us

MettatonSEX: ...Hi.

Hellaton: .........Hhhhi there.

Smol Asriel: has still a large part of leg straight up gone, but the actual wound has healed. It doesn't look like he's getting that chunk of muscle back"

Fellby: wants to make an innuendo but Hella's ther.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hugs Smazzy. Carefully.-

MettatonSEX: so the pervert is inside us all

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -walks to Hella- Hi~![/color][/font]

Fellby: -yup that was it-

: indeed.

Smol Asriel: hugs back

Hellaton: Hhhi Sunny.

Smol Asriel: "I-I'm gonna try and walk!"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hops up next to him- Nice night, isn't it~?[/color][/font]

Ken M: did you know there's something faster than the speed of light?

Smol Asriel: hops off the couch, yelps, and promptly lands on his face

Frisk: ((Smazzy trips and smashes his head open

Ken M: the speed of dark is faster

Hellaton: Yyeah, I ggguess.

Ken M: that's why black people are good at running

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks to Ken M- Me making new friends is faster.[/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He helps him up.-

Smol Asriel: ((You found the pervert! It was within you all along

MettatonSEX: ......................

Smol Asriel: is helped up

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Nice to meet you! I'm Sunny![/color][/font]

Fellby: ... Uh.

Frisk: "Ehh."

MettatonSEX: Don't quit your day job.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Sorry that happened."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks down- ah, that wasn't good...[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Azzy is still pissed he didn't get to use his chara joke

Ken M: ((I have a massive shit-eating grin on irl))

MettatonSEX: Not you, him.

Smol Asriel: "I-it's ok..." It clearly hurt a lot

Ken M: what's wrong

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Then, I agree with you.[/color][/font]

Hellaton: Yyyour existstance.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You got hurt, I should have not let you fall..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lies down with him on the couch, careful with the leg.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -Ken M has somehow managed to get on Sunny's nerves. That takes [i]serious effort[/i]. -[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: "I shouldn't have tried to w-walk.. sorry.."

Smol Asriel: is lied down

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: gtg[/color][/font]

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Ken M: don't worry walking is overrated

Smol Asriel: ".."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...No, it's my fault."

Ken M: Tibetan monks have discovered a strategy to move around without the use of your legs

Smol Asriel: i want ken m to make the child cry

Smol Asriel: "H-huh?"

Fellby: Oh? Do tell.

Ken M: this ancient revered technique is colloquially known as the moped

Smol Asriel: "..."

Fellby: laughs. That one was a little funny.

MettatonSEX: ...Ha ha ha ha ha.

MettatonSEX: is mildly salty because no moped can hold him.

Ken M: you dare laugh at the power of Tibetan monks?

Smol Asriel: puts his ears over his eyes, lying back down

Ken M: i once saw one do a wheelie while blindfolded

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Child?"

Fellby: ((brb gonna get a snack

Smol Asriel: "I'm sleepy still.."

Smol Asriel: "And my head hurts.."

Ken M: don't worry Tibetan monks have figured out a way to eliminate sheep too

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hugs him close to himself.-

Smol Asriel: is hugged

Ken M: did you know tha some people go their entire lives without sleeping

Frisk: ".. That's not really funny."

Frisk: "And it's false."

Smol Asriel: "..."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Ken M: it's true

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry..."

Ken M: and some have gone their entire lives without breathing

Smol Asriel: "It's ok.."

Smol Asriel: suddenly gets something in his mouth, he spits it out

Smol Asriel: "Huh?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...?"

Ken M: yes and some people have gone their entire lives without dying

Smol Asriel: picks it up

Ken M: so far at least

Fellby: ((I'm back

Smol Asriel: it's a lock of fur

Smol Asriel: not his

Fellby: shudders. He nearly died once.

Smol Asriel: it's pink, even

Ken M: ((well, Ken M just made the most low-key dead baby joke ever))

Fellby: ((why was smazzy eating out amy rose

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?"

Smol Asriel: "Uh.."

Ken M: how impressive the child is growing his first mustache

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Smol Asriel: tries to put it on like a moustachr

Smol Asriel: it doesn't work

Ken M: be careful you don't inhale it into your nose

Fellby: applauds his effort anyway.

Ken M: in my geography class I always had a saying

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Smol Asriel: sneezes

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why is there fur in your mouth?"

Ken M: facial hair is the poor man's cocaine

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, pink fur..."

Smol Asriel: "...I don't know"

Frisk: ((Metta pulls out a buzzsaw and cuts Ken M in half))

MettatonSEX: glares at Ken M.

Ken M: what

Fellby: ((the two halves turn into smaller ken ms

Frisk: ((Mettaton: shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Nothing you know at all?"

Ken M: robots are the poor man's human

Fellby: Wow, rude.

Frisk: "You have literally zero idea what you're talking about."

Smol Asriel: shakes his head

MettatonSEX: [POWER OF NEO BLASTS FROM HIS SPEAKER]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Okay then."

Hellaton: Dddon't be rude.

Ken M: the ocean is the poor man's enema bucket

Fellby: ... Ew.

Hellaton: -He just leaves the room.-

Ken M: come to think of it who gave the poor man an enema bucket

Frisk: ".. Can you please stop?"

Smol Asriel: "What's an enema bucket?"

Frisk: ".. See, now look what you've done."

Fellby: Have some class in front of the child, please?

Ken M: It's like an ocean but for rich people

Fellby: -Said the prostitute.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That's a question not even I know the answer to, to be honest."

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MettatonSEX: just. Backhands Ken M.

Ken M: ow

Smol Asriel: in a different voice, "Sorry, sorry, just doing a bit of cleaning before everything's set up"

Ken M: well Jesus always turned the other cheek

Smol Asriel: "This is really convenient"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Smazzy?"

Fellby: ... Wait, Kid?

MettatonSEX: has also gone NEO. Mettaton's Fucking Pissed™

Smol Asriel: spits out more junk

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Child,..."

Smol Asriel: some broken glass

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits him up.-

Ken M: jesus was notably a master of twerkin dat booty, as documented in Luke 4:20

Smol Asriel: "Ugh.. t-that hurt.."

MettatonSEX: jabs Ken M in the shoulder with his cannon. "Kindly shut the fuck up thanks."

Fellby: What kind of bible are you reading, sir?

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Smol Asriel: is back to normal

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Ken M: some say he originated pole dancing in a lesser known incident involving wooden beams and a ton of Roman soldiers

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He checks if he is bleeding.-

Smol Asriel: he just became laharl what do you think

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Ken M: i don't read the bible actually

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MettatonSEX: ((whats the difference between jesus and cleopatra?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can anyone help with this?"

Ken M: I listen to my wife read it

MettatonSEX: ((they both got nailed by a bunch of romans

Asriel_Dreemurr: "This child's mouth is bleeding."

Smol Asriel: spat out some very ornate broken stained glass, it stopped now but yeah hes bleeding

Ken M: my favorite bible character is christian grey

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Fellby: peers at Smazzy.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Someone? I don't know what to use for this..."

MettatonSEX: gets the kid tissues.

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Fellby: Jeez... first demons tried to eat you and now this, huh? You don't have very good luck.

MettatonSEX: Here, stuff these in your mouth.

Ken M: pain is weakness leaving the body

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He helps Smazzy with that.-

MettatonSEX: Your words are pain entering my head.

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Smol Asriel: has tissues in his mouth now, his cheeks are puffed out like a chipmunk

Ken M: i go beat up random children so that they grow up tougher

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MettatonSEX: Disgusting.

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Ken M: their mothers call the police to express how thankful they are because they think I'm a noble police officer

: ((What the fuck))

Fellby: smiles. "Kid, you look cute like that."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks concerned.-

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Smol Asriel: makes a happy-ish noise

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton cuts ken m into 500 pieces, there are now 500 tiny ken ms

Smol Asriel: ((Ken mnms

Frisk: ((fucking hell msparp

Fellby: ((i found the moment when tri fought enoch

Fellby: ((Verum: [font=arial] (( WOT. )) [/font] Verum: [font=arial] (( ...Uh...he doesn't seem...too bad...yet? )) [/font] Gaster: ((lol Verum: [font=arial] (( ...Enoch, the guy everyone is scared of apparently. Huh. )) [/font]

Ken M: ((so he does 20 million damage?

MettatonSEX: ((yes

Ken M: ((Ken M may need a minor nerf

Smol Asriel: ((Well im rewriting the system so

Ken M: (("Nerf KenMcCree"

Smol Asriel: ((It's high nooooon

: ((McCree doesn't need a nerf))

Frisk: ((cool

MettatonSEX: ((it's middle 6:00

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Fellby: ((Bastiken m

Ken M: ((my favorite rockstar is McJagger

Smol Asriel: ((Should ibuy overwatch

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Ken M: ((yes

: ((No cut to the part))

: ((Bastion? More like Bastardion.))

: ((Where smazzy just spit out glass)

Ken M: ((bastion isn't even OP

: ((I was playing l4d2 what the fuck did I miss))

: ((yES HE IS))

Ken M: ((git gud

Smol Asriel: ((I dont even play overwatch and i know hes op

Ken M: ((no he isn't op now

: ((yes heis))

: ((A self heal))

: ((With no delay))

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Ken M: ((you kids need to have played beta when he had a goddamnit 1000 point Reinhardt shield

Smol Asriel: spit out pink fur, then glass, figure it out

Fellby: ((it ain't op if you forget to use it

Ken M: ((*goddamn

: ((Is it the old smazzy or something))

Smol Asriel: ((Broken fucking glass

: ((Onna?))

Ken M: ((OH MY GOD

Fellby: ((Gaster: ((dedan is best guardian

Ken M: ((IT'S TOMMY WISEAU

Smol Asriel: ((Pink fur

Fellby: ((good to see my opinions haven't changed

: ((WHO HAS PINK FUR))

Smol Asriel: ((The cat you fucking shit

Ken M: ((GAY MEN

: ((IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE ME REMEMBER ANYTHING))

: ((Some bad Warriors OCs I know of))

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Ken M: ((my penis

Frisk: (( Jukon or Junko: -grabs an empty bottle and throws it at ultima= Ultima: -dodges- Ultima: [font=Times New Roman] .. Ultima: [font=Times New Roman] Really? Ultima: [font=Times New Roman] Someone's pissed

Ken M: ((I may need medical assistance

Fellby: ((like i said, amy rose

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Smol Asriel: ((It doesn't even matter too much

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Fellby: ((me summing up the plot of off:

Fellby: ((Gaster: ((whoooo knooooows

Smol Asriel: leans back on gote with his cheeks full

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Smol Asriel: stays there

Ken M: (( https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/BlessMeUltimaCover.jpeg ))

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Frisk: (( MettatonSEX: You're drawing pornographic images, aren't you?

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Fanta: ((tfw was gonna have ultima be the name of a powerful spell

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: ((The people behidn Final Fantasy would sue you))

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Fanta: ((But I decided to call it celestial retribution instead

Fanta: ((Shh

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MettatonSEX: ((good

: ((Ultima is the best spell in most of those games, it's kinda their big deal))

Fanta: ((That's where it came from

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Fanta: ((As a reference

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Ken M: ((guess that would make your game

Ken M: ((-puts on sunglasses-

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Ken M: ((your final fantasy

Fellby: ((pppftt

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Fanta: ((AYYY

MettatonSEX: ((final FANTAsy

Ken M: ((YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

: ((YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH))

Fanta: enters the hospital

: ((B, in a seperate chat))

: ((I've formed the cancer knights))

Frisk: ((there's this reactor youtube channel named ultima or some shit

: ((Four people from four clans, the Lemon, Lime, Orange, and Tangerine clans))

Hywel: "Oh, Hey. I see you've changed back?"

: ((They fight Cancer by beating up cancer patients))

Fellby: orders a shot. He sets it on fire, before chugging it.

MettatonSEX: ((omg

Ken M: ((...

Fanta: "Nope, I've just sorta got a mix.."

Azalea: -She seems tired, and kinda gives a half-hearted wave.-

Ken M: ((excuse me my father had cancer

Frisk: ((10/10

Frisk: ((also holy fuck

Hywel: "Okay."

Frisk: ((msparp isn't glitching on me

Fellby: ((Verum: [font=arial] (( wtf this is like babies and stuff )) [/font]

Frisk: ((this is a good day.

Fanta: "Managed to get these back, so long as I keep below the waist"

: ((One, you've memed me enough times at this point))

Ken M: ((yes he locked cancer in his basement so that he could beat him up every day))

: ((I'm not walking into it B.))

: ((I FUCKING KNE WIT))

Ken M: ((aww

Hywel: -He nods.-

Fanta: sits on him

Hywel: "I can tell you're gonna miss mine."

Ken M: ((excuse me I identify as a meme

: ((But yeah, we beat up cancer patients.))

Hellaton: -He pokes his head in.- Iiiis everyththing safe?

Fanta: "I am, can't deny it"

MettatonSEX: It better be.

: ((Last RP sessions we visited the Make A Wish foundation and killed everyone there))

Fanta: lays her head on them

Ken M: ((please respect my dank/as/fuck pronouns))

Fanta: "So I'll enjoy them while I can"

Fellby: I think so.

: Someone steps into the bar.

Hywel: "I'd stop you if Azalea wasn't on laughing gas."

Fellby: eyes this newcomer.

MettatonSEX: ....

Ken M: ((Guess you didn't

: They stare at this chaos for a few seconds.

MettatonSEX: and Hella look to them.

Frisk: * She stares at the newcomer.

: "...So, should I walk out now? Is this a bad time?"

Ken M: ((wait shit let me restart

Ken M: ((Guess you had a

Frisk: "Not really."

MettatonSEX: I dunno.

Fellby: ... Dunno.

Ken M: ((-puts on sunglasses-

Frisk: "I'm not sure."

Ken M: ((Death wish

Fanta: "Heh"

Frisk: ((-shoots B-

Hellaton: Iiii have no iddddea.

: ((AYYYYYYYYY))

: ((YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH))

: "..."

: "...Welp, alright."

Fanta: "I won't do much"

Fanta: "Just this"

Frisk: "What's your name?"

Frisk: (("Laharl"

: He steps forward, dropping his red hoodie, and stepping over to the counter.

Frisk: (("Laharl the inkfucker"

: "My name's...uhhh."

Ken M: ((Laharl got messed up by ink, huh?

Azalea: "Is that how I should show Loni I love her...?"

: "Fuck, you guys aren't involved with any kind of big associations, right?"

Ken M: ((Well I guess the pen

: "Like, CDC, intertimeline police, etc?"

Ken M: ((-puts on sunglasses-

Fellby: No.

Azalea: -She sounds off, and looks exausted.-

MettatonSEX: Not that I know of.

Fanta: "You can snuggle"

Ken M: ((is mightier than the sword

Fellby: ((Verum: [font=arial] (( Uh. Well. It's a basement of sugar, and they're a ninja thing that uses emojis? )) [/font]

Hellaton: Nnnno.

Fanta: snuggles up to him in a less boden way

Azalea: "No I mean what you're doing...."

: ((FFFFFFFFFFF-))

Frisk: "This bar is just a bar."

Fellby: ((tri, describing sugar.

: "You ABSOLUTELY sure?"

MettatonSEX: ((perfect

Frisk: "Yes."

: B [Ken M] is now B [Sunglasses Guy].

Frisk: "I've been here ten years ago."

Fanta: "Nah, that's for adults"

Frisk: "I've been coming ever since."

Sunglasses Guy: -struts in-

: "...Nice grammar, anyway, yeah."

Fanta: "Not for kids"

: He slides over to the bar. "I'm Rewind, nice to meet you."

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Rewind].

MettatonSEX: Yeah, pretty positive unless the acting companies count.

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Fellby: Hello, Rewind.

Hellaton: Hhhhello.

Azalea: "Why not?"

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MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton, it's a pleasure.

Rewind: "Now, what is there to eat here that is most likely to severely harm a normal person?"

Sunglasses Guy: ((-conveniently forgets about the Royal Guard shenanigans-

Rewind: "I'm starving."

Frisk: "Hi, Rewind."

MettatonSEX: reverts to EX.

Frisk: "We have ink."

Frisk: "And glass."

Fellby: ((fellby wasn't here for the royal guard shenanigans.

Frisk: "And air freshener."

MettatonSEX: ..Mercury.

Fellby: ... No, we have burgers and fries.

Rewind: "...I'll have some Mercury."

Fellby: Wait, I heard that wrong, sorry.

Fanta: "It's not appropriate"

MettatonSEX: You sure?

Azalea: "...Oh."

Fellby: ... I might have some cigarettes if you want that.

MettatonSEX: That shit can get me wasted with three shots.

Rewind: "Yes, don't worry." He kicks back, pulling out his wallet.

Sunglasses Guy: (("That shot can get me wasted with three shits"))

Fanta: puts her head on Hywel's shoulder

Rewind: "Well, I don't get wasted unless I drink very specific drinks."

Hellaton: ............

MettatonSEX: ((b please

Fanta: "Did you get some earlier?"

Rewind: He orders a tall glass of mercury.

Azalea: "Get what?"

Sunglasses Guy: Well I guess that stuff is one shot

Sunglasses Guy: -puts on sunglasses-

Sunglasses Guy: One kill

Fanta: was asking Hywel

Rewind: With his hood down, you can kinda tell he's got some...problem, as in half his face has a very large cut across it.

Fanta: "I was asking Hywel, Azalea"

Sunglasses Guy: -YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

Fellby: I need to get dunked in a whole tub of alcohol to get drunk.

MettatonSEX: Are you okay?

Rewind: "I will be." He sips his mercury.

Rewind: The cut sews itself up.

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Rewind: "So, who are you?"

Hellaton: ........Uh.... Iiiiiiiiiiii'm Hellaton.....

MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton.

Frisk: "I'm Frisk."

MettatonSEX: How'd you do that?

Rewind: "...I see."

Fellby: I'm Grillby.

Sunglasses Guy: Well I guess you've Mettaton

Rewind: "Sooo, two alternate timeline versions of the same people, times two."

Sunglasses Guy: -puts on sunglasses-

Rewind: "And a Frisk."

Sunglasses Guy: -is instantly assassinated-

Frisk: "I'm also known as Frisk Rogers Gaster-Blook Dreemurr Fox."

: B [Sunglasses Guy] is now B [PUNisher].

Hellaton: ......Vvvvvvery alterernate.

PUNisher: ((brb

Fellby: You can call me yours, if you want.

Hellaton: -He gives Fellby a "are you shitting me" look.-

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Fellby: gives Hella a "whoops, sorry" look.

Hellaton: Thhhhat wawas an awful pick up llllline.

Rewind: He gives Fellby a 'Nope' look.

Frisk: ((Fellby: I'm just doin' my job B)

Rewind: "...Well, lets see...small talk."

Rewind: "Hmm..."

Fellby: ((rewind: nope.avi

Hellaton: Seriousssssly, you of alllllll people shshoukd know bettttter lines.

Rewind: He sips his mercury.

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MettatonSEX: So, how did your cut suddenly heal?

Rewind: "...Weeeelllll."

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Rewind: "Okay, see, uhh..."

Rewind: "Ever heard of opposite day? A day where everything is the opposite?"

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MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Rewind: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah its kinda like that, but all the time."

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PUNisher: -storms on, cutting an intimidating figures around the usually good-natured bar denizens-

Fellby: Oh my.

Frisk: "If it's opposite day then it would be a regular day because it's opposite day."

MettatonSEX: That's really cool.

Rewind: "Things that would kill me help me, and things that would help me kill the everloving shit out of me."

Frisk: "Huh, cool."

Rewind: Tl:dr don't use Curaga.

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MettatonSEX: Would a slap be a sign of affection then?

Fanta: ((I may be screwed in this fight but damn if I'm not gonna take it to 80 turns

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Frisk: ((fuck you msparp

MettatonSEX: Out of curiosity.

Rewind: "No, that'd be like walking up to a person and gently placing a bandaid on their face."

Frisk: ((am i alive

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MettatonSEX: Oh.

PUNisher: ((This guy https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2016/03/punisher/lead_960.jpg?1458837392

Frisk: ((fuck no i'm not

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Frisk: ((actually

Frisk: ((hmmm

PUNisher: -clears his throat-

Rewind: ((FUCK ME

Fellby: glances at the other new person.

Hellaton: -He looks to the newcomer.-

Frisk: ((i'm dead.

Rewind: I NEED TO GE TTHIS FUCKING AIR FRESHERNERR OF MY COUNTER

MettatonSEX: turns.

MettatonSEX: ((DID YOU DRINK IT AGAIN

Frisk: * She looks to PUNisher.

Frisk: ((are you kidding me.

MettatonSEX: ((post your stories on tifu

Fellby: ((i've heard of washing your mouth out with soap but not with air freshener

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Fanta: ((67 http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pu-383120042

Fanta: ((I managed 67

PUNisher: People of Grillby's. You motherfuckers better be some of the toughest around, because I've come for a challenge.

Frisk: "Uh, okay."

Rewind: Rewind abruptly leaves.

Rewind: As in, he rewinds, like a tape.

Rewind: He upchucks mercury, talks backwards, etc.

Rewind: And leaves.

Fellby: ... Oh my.

PUNisher: Bring your toughest contestant to me when you're done deliberating.

: High Priest Laharl [Rewind] is now High Priest Laharl [].

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PUNisher: -subtlely flexes-

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Eevee [Eevee].

Fellby: leans over to Mettaton. "Ready to kick some ass?"

Titania: Titania steps in. "I just heard a challenge be issued."

Eevee: is in the bar, snoring cutely

MettatonSEX: goes NEO. "Yes."

Titania: "Well, apparently only one of us can go."

Frisk: ((PUNisher dabs

Fellby: eyes the PUNisher as he flexes.

Titania: ((One last tip for Reborn))

Eevee: awakens, "A challenger? Perhaps a true test of might?"

Titania: ((Make sure to let the weaker guys beat the E4 first :D))

Titania: Titania walks over to the eevee. "I see you're still here."

Eevee: "Begone from me, I must fight for my honor"

MettatonSEX: steps up to PUNisher.

Frisk: ((so that means frisk is fucked because she has no legendaries

Eevee: steps in front of MTT

Frisk: ((so she's getting fucked over first

Eevee: "FEAR ME, MORTAL"

Frisk: ((wonderful

PUNisher: Hmm.

PUNisher: Well, I will only have one opponent.

Eevee: "IT IS I, THE FEARSOME AND TERRIBLE SILVERSTAR BLOODMOON THE THIRD"

Eevee: "COME TO CLAIM THINE HEAD"

MettatonSEX: ...Shut up, you DeviantArt OC.

Titania: "Who was the first and sec-"

Titania: "Really Mettaton?"

Titania: "Really?"

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Titania: "You're going to pick a fight with the eevee."

MettatonSEX: No.

Eevee: jumps up and headbutts PUNisher, it doesn't even hurt

MettatonSEX: I'm telling him to shut up.

Titania: "I don't know, telling it to Shut Up is picking a fight."

Eevee: "You shall be next, foolish one"

MettatonSEX: *them

Titania: "I mean, seriously."

: B's connection timed out.

Titania: "It's a tiny fox, you don't have to be rude to the guy."

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PUNisher: ...

Eevee: sticks the landing

MettatonSEX: rolls his eye.

: B's connection timed out.

Eevee: "Watch, soon he shall topple like the puny thing he is"

MettatonSEX: Because only one has a pupil.

MettatonSEX: .....

PUNisher: ...

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Frisk: "..."

Eevee: pokes his leg with a paw

Fellby: ... Watch it there, pal.

PUNisher: So? Which one of you?

Eevee: "Any second now"

MettatonSEX: I'll fight.

Titania: "Seriously Mettaton, let the kid have a turn."

Eevee: "YOU HAVE YOUR CHALLENGE IN FRONT OF YOU"

: B's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: ...Alright.

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MettatonSEX: 's challenge here is not to laugh

PUNisher: No.

Eevee: "NONE HAVE FACED THE FEARSOME GOD, THE BETRAYED KING, THE SILENT WARRIOR, AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE"

Eevee: bites his foot

PUNisher: Since you have failed to come to a consensus, I choose the rob-

PUNisher: ...

Eevee: a muffled "I HAVE FURY" rings out

Frisk: ((Eevee bites his toe off

: B's connection timed out.

Frisk: ((He eats the toe

MettatonSEX: ...

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MettatonSEX: ((somehow that mental image is worse to me than economic flushout

PUNisher: ((that's metal as fuck

PUNisher: So...

Fellby: feels like that's a quote from some video game. He feels like he should start playing some video games.

Eevee: an eevee biting someone's toe

Eevee: is metal as fuck

MettatonSEX: knows that's from a video game.

Frisk: ((eh

PUNisher: (( \m/_ _\m/ ))

Eevee: growls, he's got a tough bite for a little shit

Frisk: ((the only thing i cringe a lot at is eye gore

Frisk: ((like holy fuck

MettatonSEX: recognizes it from Bowser's Inside Story.

MettatonSEX: ((i just hate feet in general i wear socks 99% of the time

Frisk: ((it makes me really uncomfortable for some reason

Fellby: -it's from the original mario and luigi you clod-

PUNisher: -whispers something into the eever's ear that causes him physical pain-

MettatonSEX: it's both

Eevee: how much pain we talking

PUNisher: *eevee's

Eevee: just kick him jeez

Frisk: ((i usually stay barefoot a lot because my feet can get really hot in socks))

PUNisher: ((migraine

MettatonSEX: you ever see fawful

Eevee: has so much fury he keeps snarling and biting more

PUNisher: -barely kicks-

Eevee: is sent flying across the room, he makes a squeaky toy noise when he hits the wall

MettatonSEX: ...

Frisk: ((eevee rips punisher's toenails off one by one

Frisk: ((they lick the blood

Fellby: ... Damn. That was brutal.

Frisk: (("yum"

Titania: Titania catches the Eevee, as it slides down the wall.

PUNisher: Guess eeveen he couldn't hurt me.

Eevee: "AHA, A READ ON YOUR MOVESET"

Frisk: "Yeesh."

MettatonSEX: ((frisky please stop

MettatonSEX: ...

Frisk: ((ok sorry

PUNisher: -the pun literally hurts everyone in the room-

MettatonSEX: Was that a fucking...

MettatonSEX: Ow.

Eevee: "UNHAND ME YOU FOOL"

Eevee: "MY QUEST HAS JUST BEGUN"

Frisk: "Hm."

Hellaton: -He winces-

PUNisher: -feels like a bee sting-

Eevee: is a tough little shit

Fellby: winces.

Frisk: * She looks like she's taken much worse than a fucking bee sting.

MettatonSEX: I feel like that's a [i]pun[/i]ishment for existence.

Titania: Titania just, fastball specials the eevee back to PUNisher.

Frisk: "I don't [i]pun[/i]derstand your horrible taste."

PUNisher: -it bounces off-

Eevee: fastball specials?

PUNisher: -winces-

Eevee: makes more squeaky toy noises regardless

Eevee: "Ah, thank you for your help, kind mistress of the north"

Fellby: Well, this is just [i]pun[/i]derful.

Titania: It's TVTropes.

Titania: She tosses the thing to the thing.

Eevee: k

Titania: As in throws Eevee at Punisher.

: Jalphys's connection timed out.

PUNisher: -grabs Eevee and whispers a long rant in his ear that ostensibly starts with "listen here you little shit"-

PUNisher: -that should cause fucking cruciatus curse-level hurting-

Eevee: "GAH"

Eevee: "I AM WOUNDED"

Eevee: puts a paw over their chest

PUNisher: -tosses him away-

Titania: "...I see, eevee."

Fellby: checks his watch.

Eevee: "I-Impudent mortal.."

Frisk: (( -grabs Eevee and whispers a long rant in his ear that ostensibly starts with "according to all known laws of aviation,"))

Titania: "It's a real pain to watch."

PUNisher: Enough. The robot?

Eevee: "My fury will not be stopped by the likes of you..."

Eevee: crawls back over, slowly

Titania: "I'll be right back, i'm gonna handle this shit."

Titania: She steps out, through the anydoor.

MettatonSEX: Yes, darling?

Frisk: ((Metta says the bee movie script

PUNisher: Get ready for battle.

Eevee: lol what if someone caught silverstar and put him in a pokemon contest

Titania: I can fucking bring Noel.

Titania: He'll fucking do it.

MettatonSEX: is NEO, ready to fight

Eevee: you can

Titania: Instead of Titania, a loud roar echoes from the anydoor.

Eevee: if you want him to have the fury

MettatonSEX: ...

Titania: "I HEARD THERE WAS SOME GOD DAMN FUCKING FEMINISTS IN HERE."

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] is now High Priest Laharl [].

Eevee: guess who bit your foot again

PUNisher: annddd..... START.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Eevee: "I HAVE THE POWER"

PUNisher: -ignores the little shit-

Fellby: ... Oh, my, who's this?

MettatonSEX: jabs his cannon in PUNisher's face immediately.

: Kenji walks in.

Eevee: is just gonna stay gnawing on your foot then

: Or, he would've...

: If a familiar prosthetic hand didn't drag him back through the anydoor in seconds.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Fellby: sighs. He would have loved toying with the boy.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: Instead, Hisao walks in.

PUNisher: ((LENNY

: ...If a daintier, smaller hand didn't drag Hisao in by the collar in seconds.

Fellby: ((shizune walks in

: Shizune walks in.

: Fuck.

PUNisher: Well, haven't you... jumped the gun.

Fellby: ((IF YOU COULD GAZE INTO THE FUTURE

: Hisao walks in behind her.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

MettatonSEX: ...Yes, you gunderestimated me.

: "Hey guys, remember me, from the french dinner manliness thing?"

PUNisher: -that shit hurts-

PUNisher: nngh

Fellby: Oh, of course I do.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: "Shizune wanted to meet you guys." Everything he says is strangely being imitated in some form by his hands.

Frisk: ((CHIME CAN PREDICT THE FUTURW

Frisk: ((FUTURE*

: Hisao abruptly clutches his head.

Frisk: ((CHIME WHEN WILL I DIE

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Eevee: ((Tfw you use {} and other people have stupid as fuck signifiers of proxying

: "Fuck! That hurt dude, watch the...puns?"

PUNisher: No, I get the feeling I'm about to have a blast.

Fellby: ((when you die

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Eevee: ((This one guy's using italics and every other letter bolded

Eevee: ((Every

: "...I'm sorry, is he capable of hurting people with puns?"

Eevee: ((Other

Eevee: ((Letter

Fellby: Yes.

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Fellby: is noticeably flinching each time a pun is said.

Frisk: ((WOAH, CHIME

Hellaton: Yyyeah.

Frisk: ((YOU REALLY CAN

: "..." "Hehehehehehehe." Hisao starts laughing evilly, Shizune is laughing mutedly.

Frisk: ((PREDICR THE FUTURE

: "Can we send Shizune at him?"

Frisk: ((PREDICT*

Eevee: ((Predicr

: "Please?"

Frisk: ((Shush, I'm tired.))

PUNisher: -chuckles-

Frisk: ((Besides, my finger slipped.))

MettatonSEX: ....

PUNisher: You might be the worst fighter I've met so far, and I've met a ton of fighters.

MettatonSEX: The situation cannon fact get worse.

PUNisher: -grimaces-

: "C'mon! Lets send Shizune at him!" His hands fly around in a blur, Shizune nods.

PUNisher: Shoot, you got me.

Frisk: ((Metta blows Punisher's head off

MettatonSEX: Really?

PUNisher: ((Not yet, not yet

PUNisher: ...No.

PUNisher: That was another pun.

: Jalphys's connection timed out.

PUNisher: Really?

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Eevee: realizes your weakness

Fellby: She's not affected, huh?

MettatonSEX: I'm sure you haven't Mettaton of people quite like me.

: Hisao nods.

Eevee: a muffled "I THINK IT'S TIME WE GIVE YOU THE BOOT"

Eevee: is still biting your foot

PUNisher: Hold on while I kick him out.

PUNisher: -opens the Anydoor and literally kicks Eevee out-

Fellby: grimaces.

Eevee: "I WILL BE AVENGED" slowly trails off

: Hisao taps Shizune on the shoulder, and she nods.

Fellby: Good, 'cause I might just leave for the night.

PUNisher: He was getting to be toe much toe bear.

: She walks up to MTT, tapping him on the shoulder.

: Hisao cringes at the puns.

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MettatonSEX: looks to her.

: She points to herself, and then at Punisher.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: nods, stepping back.

: Shizune walks up to PUNisher, putting her hand forward in a 'hit me with your best shot' motion.

Eevee: all of slarv's OCs enter the bar and laharl immediately kills PUNisher

Hellaton: .........

PUNisher: Hmm, a new Challenger to blow up?

: Hisao throws his hands around to Shizune, and she nods.

PUNisher: Hope she doesn't space out like the last one.

Hellaton: -He's huddled to Fellby.-

Fellby: holds Hellaton close.

: No reaction.

: Eevee [Eevee] is now Fanta [Fanta].

: Hisao throws around some hand movements, Shizune does the same.

PUNisher: In fact, I'm looking for a good fight. I don't just want her to do well, I want her to rocket.

PUNisher: ?

Hellaton: Iiiii'm legitimamately scared of whhhhat is going on.

: Hisao cringes, Shizune doesn't even blink.

Fellby: ... Me too.

PUNisher: She deaf or something?

MettatonSEX: reverts to EX.

: "Yes. She is actually legally deaf."

Fellby: Yeah, she's your death.

: She signs to Hisao.

MettatonSEX: You heard it hear first.

: "She says:"

MettatonSEX: I'm so sorry.

: "What, too muted for you?"

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PUNisher: What a good deafensive strategy.

: Shizune doesn't blink.

PUNisher: -gets really pissed-

: Hisao translates for her signing again. "I know, she doesn't want to end this too Shiz-soon."

Fellby: snorts.

PUNisher: -grabs Hisao's collar-

: Hisao's shirt rips.

PUNisher: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

: He falls out of the grip.

PUNisher: FUCKING CHEATERS I SWEAR

PUNisher: ((wait

: You ripped his weak collar shirt off.

PUNisher: ((those messages went in the wrong order

PUNisher: ((LITTLE SHIT is last

: Shizune signs more, Hisao translates.

: "C'mon, don't ruin the fun, I [i]hear[/i] that challenge is like music to people's [i]ears[/i]"

: "And please don't deafenstrate me just yet, she's only just now getting started."

MettatonSEX: ((defenestrate is a great word

: "She might just Shoujo the door."

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

: Their timeline is literally SHOUJO.

MettatonSEX: ...

: B's connection timed out.

: "I mean really, you're getting kind of schooled." He points to her school outfit, she's signing so fast she might poke herself in the eye.

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Fellby: ... Fuck it. I'm gonna go home and watch Chinatown again. See you, everyone.

PUNisher: THIS IS A PUN WAR SO YOU BETTER RAISE YOUR WEAPUNS. I WILL DELIVER PUNISHMENT UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU HAPPUN YOU HAVE SEEN BEFORE. YOU WILL BE FILLED WITH PUNCTURE WOUNDS FROM MY HARP-PUN. I PUNNED IT SO HARD I COULD BE O

: B's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: ...Bye.

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Hellaton: Bye......

Fellby: heads through the door, carrying his laptop under his arm.

: Kenji runs in and hits PUNisher with a golf club.

: Hisao falls unconscious to the puns.

Fellby: Shi- Hi there!

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Fellby: And so long!

: "GOD DAMN FUCKING PUNMASTER FEMINISTS FIGHTING THE MANLY BASTION SAFEHOLD!"

PUNisher: ON FOX NEWS. MY DEFENSE IS IMPUNITRABLE. YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D.

Fellby: goes the fuck home.

: B's connection timed out.

Hellaton: -He grabs Mettaton and holds him close.-

: "No." Hisao says, rising up, translating Shizune.

Fellby: ((goodnight everyone

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MettatonSEX: ((gn chime

: "You just got [i]Punned.[/i]"

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Frisk: ((gn

PUNisher: ?

: "..."

MettatonSEX: holds Hella close.

: He points an arm off behind Punisher.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

: "Look! A beer bottle!"

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PUNisher: Don't bottle your feelings.

Frisk: ((wowiw

: Shizune threw a literal fucking bottle at Punisher.

Frisk: ((wowie

: "Put a stopper on it."

PUNisher: -pulls out a sign langurs boom and begins studying it-

: "Cork it."

: "Don't get all winey."

: "After all, you're feeling the champain."

Frisk: ".. I'm going to leave now. This is getting weird."

PUNisher: -clumsily signs "Here's your sign."-

: Shizune forms 'stop'

MettatonSEX: Okay. Bye.

Hellaton: Bbbbye...

PUNisher: -starts clumsily signing along with his words-

: "Shizune is the Champeon." He said that like Chmpaigne.

PUNisher: Why don't you lend me your ear for this one?

Frisk: "Bye. I hope this clears up soon." She gets up and leaves.

Frisk: ((gn everybody

MettatonSEX: ((gn

: "I would, but i'm out of money."

: Heh, Lend.

PUNisher: I promise you, I'm of sound mind.

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Shizune doesn't blink.

: "Tell me, she wants to know if you can sign along with her now."

: "After all, thats a good...prower, to have."

: "To keep Trucking along."

PUNisher: Did you hear about the last dead girl I went up against?

: B's connection timed out.

: "No, she didn't, she's deaf."

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: Hisao himself is saying these now, Shizune is just rolling her eyes.

PUNisher: I had to Keller!

: Hisao is doing the anti-pun method.

: "It's pronound 'killer'"

PUNisher: She went to Helen everything!

: "Don't you mean 'hell and everything?' You shouldn't bunch up your words like that."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: B's connection timed out.

: "It makes a very sloppy form."

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: "You should really learn better sign language, this is horrid."

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PUNisher: ...

DamnDude: (( Sexy bearded dad has invaded salem again ))

DamnDude: (( Somehow, I've convinced George Lucas to make a porno with him. ))

PUNisher: Fuck this. This isn't you winning, this is you cheating.

PUNisher: I'm signing out.

PUNisher: In fact, I've got one more sign I'm sure both of you will understand.

: "You should say 'leaving' instead of that online jargon."

PUNisher: -flips the bird-

: "And signs are meant to be stuck in the floor."

PUNisher: -storms out-

PUNisher: ((Laharl, professional fun-killer

: ((When you're losing, ruin the game for everyone else))

PUNisher: ((I've gotta sleep bye

MettatonSEX: ....

: Shizune smiles, and Hisao falls over.

MettatonSEX: ((gn

: "..." She looks at MTT.

: B's connection timed out.

: {Do you know Sign?}

MettatonSEX: and Hella unhug.

MettatonSEX: {A little. Better with reading it,}

: {I see}

: {I will be right back. I am going to bring Hisao back to his room.}

MettatonSEX: pulls out a whiteboard and writes, 'Okay.'

: She grabs Hisao, dragging his unconscious form out the room.

Hellaton: -He pulls out a notepad and a pen.-

MettatonSEX: ((....

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((gdi parp

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MettatonSEX: ((........

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Hellaton: -He writes a thing down in advance.-

: She steps back in, dusting off her hands.

MettatonSEX: 'Hi again.'

MettatonSEX: ' means written on the whiteboard/notepad

: Katawa shoujo symbolized Sign with []

: [So this is what her signing looks like.]

MettatonSEX: ok

MettatonSEX: 'Sorry, I'm not very good at actually signing things, but I can understand the signs themselves.'

: ((Are my things even showing up))

MettatonSEX: ((idk

MettatonSEX: ((paaaaarp

: ((Test))

: ((Its working now I guess))

MettatonSEX: ((gdi

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: [...Strange, usually one learns by learning how to sign themselves.]

: [Thats very strange, who taught you?]

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MettatonSEX: ((paaaaaaaarp

MettatonSEX: 'I read it in a book. I... didn't have hands until 23 years ago, so. No hands means no sign.'

: [...No hands, are you a ghost?]

: Of course she has knowledge of monsters, she's fucking Shizune.

MettatonSEX: 'Well, yeah.'

: [Interesting.]

: [Not much to say here, i'm simply human.]

MettatonSEX: 'Ah. Anyway, I'm Mettaton. It's very nice to meet you.'

: [S-h-i-z-u-n-e H-a-k-i-m-i-c-h-i]

Hellaton: 'I'm Hellaton... I'm sorry I only write in script, it's the way I just... write.'

MettatonSEX: 'It's wonderful to meet you, Shizune.'

: [You should see H-i-s-a-o's writing, it's horrible.]

: [We had to communicate by paper and pencil for the first month or so of meeting eachother.]

Hellaton: '...Oh. Sorry, is this an inconvenience?'

: [Not at all, you have wonderful handwriting.]

: [Hisao hasn't been a bother, has he? I know K-e-n-j-i is...different.]

Hellaton: Oh.... thank you ::)'

MettatonSEX: 'No, Hisao's not a bother. Kenji kinda is.'

Hellaton: -that was written btw-

Hellaton: -yes he does smilies with four eyes-

: [He once gave me a ball gag.]

: [Covered in olive oil.]

: [Kenji, I mean.]

Hellaton: 'Ew'

MettatonSEX: 'Ew'

: "..."

: ((My favorite thing ever))

: ((Is when you see people with Katawa Shoujo accounts))

: ((And they're in a youtube thread))

: ((And the person with 'Shizune Hakimichi''s comment is:))

: "..."))

: ((And then you get Misha, replying))

: "WAHAHAHA!~" "You want me to say Hiichans a pervert? Thats mean!~"))

MettatonSEX: 'I mean, olive oil. Of all things. That shit's nasty on its own. Plus, he's not even in a relationship with you, so why in the everloving' -He ran out of room.-

: [He learned Sign Language just so he could call me a feminist bitch.]

: [I would admire his dedication if it weren't for how he uses it.]

Hellaton: 'My advice is punch him in the face.'

MettatonSEX: 'Same'

: She checks her watch.

: Now, most watches with alarms beep, but hers vibrates.

: For obvious reasons.

: [...Hisao and I had a]

MettatonSEX: thats cool

: She stops.

: [[i]meeting[/i] in his room scheduled for now.]

: [So I better be going.]

MettatonSEX: '....Ah, alright. I'll see you around.'

: [Bye.]

Hellaton: 'Bye. Nice meeting you.'

: She runs out the anydoor.

: ((Next character i'll use:Suzu.))

MettatonSEX: ......

: ((The april fools joke girl))

MettatonSEX: ((cool cool

: ((Who had an entire route, a very nice, amazing route))

: ((That they removed on april second))

: ((April Fools indeed))

MettatonSEX: ((wow

MettatonSEX: and hellaton leave gn

: Through the anydoor, you hear commotion.

MettatonSEX: ((gn

MettatonSEX: nvm

: "No, Kenji, get out,"

MettatonSEX: stays to hear this

: "Shit Hisao, i'm practically blind and I can see what you're about to with her, I won't have you sexing with the enemy!"

: "..."

: "...But can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?"

: "Wha-"

: *THWACK*

Hellaton: -already left

: The sound of a body being dragged, and a door shutting.

DamnDude: (( So Parp wasn't sending me messages ))

DamnDude: (( I thought no one was talking ))

MettatonSEX: Aaaand now he leaves.

MettatonSEX: ((gn

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Barzan: (oi

: ((oI))

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Errin: ((Fuck me, i'm late,

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Barzan: (damnit I was here

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Barzan: (oi

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: ((Ayy))

: ((The fuck))

: ((Okay now ayy))

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Barzan: (im here

Barzan: (just playing a game

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Barzan: (jusr stay for like a minute and stay.a lot of shit

Barzan: (mu phone is in front of me

Barzan: say*

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Frisk: ((hi

Barzan: (oi

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Barzan: (whats up

: ((eh, nothing much

: ((woke up around seven minutes ago

Barzan: (bern

Barzan: fun*

: ((oh, i didn't know you supported bernie sanders /s

Barzan: (nah

: ((yeah i know

: ((that's why i put the /s

: ((it means sarcastic

Barzan: (I suppory F whiskington for prez

: ((Hell yeah, now that's what I'm talkin' about!))

Barzan: (been reading thr old logs

: ((cool cool

Barzan: (jukons entrance

: ((oh yeah, the part where metta and gaster talked to her

: ((when she punched ad in the face

Barzan: (and you gave her goldfish

: ((woah, i actually gave her

: ((fucking.

: ((gold fish.

: ((Oh yeah.

: ((Whiskington B

Barzan: (yeah to jerk off

: ((that was funny

: ((did she ever "jerk off"

Barzan: (no she killed and ate em

: ((mmmmmmmm

Barzan: (funny thing is

Barzan: (when AD first heard of her he said that he wouldnt like her

: ((now look what happened

: ((he'd fuck her any day

Barzan: (Jukon was obessed wuth angry sex too

Barzan: ((need to bring that back

: ((mhm

Barzan: ((what really surprises me is how metta didn't just kill her

Barzan: ((pretty sure that would not happen now

: ((yeah, well, he doesn't instantly kill everybody

: ((he didn't do that with papyrus who tried to kill him

Barzan: ((yea

Barzan: ((don't think he would be as patient as he was then

Barzan: ((he did a lot for Jukon until AD took over

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: ((yeah

: ((wow rip AD comes in

: ((at the speed of sound

Barzan: ((speak of the devil

: ((anyways i'm about to have hyper come in is it possible for barzan to insult the shit out of him

: ((RunnIN AROUND))

Barzan: (sure

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He I think is still watching Smazzy, worried about yesterday's events.-

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].

Barzan: ((what happened yesterday? also Slarv is die

Hyper: * He walks into the bar and sits down next to AD.

Hyper: ".. Hi."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Hyper."

Hyper: "Thank you for watching him, I suppose."

Jeska or Jekon: -walks in too and sits-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You're very welcome."

Hyper: "I am."

Barzan: well well well look who decided to show up

Barzan: ...bitch

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks a tad sad around Hyper. Probably because he feels bad and doesn't know how to fix it.-

Hyper: "Who, exactly?"

Barzan: floats around the two Asriels

Barzan: or should I say bitches

Hyper: "I don't particularly disagree with being called a bitch."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Who are you calling female dogs? Neither one of us are female, nor a dog."

Hyper: "... Call me anything you want, I don't mind."

Barzan: I'm talking about this lonely bitcher right here

Barzan: sits on Hyper's head

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Don't say that."

Barzan: uh oh I hit pushed a button

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...It's not really their fault, if it were true."

Hyper: "....."

Hyper: "I guess I'm lonely, then."

Barzan: mockingly, " Oh woo is me! I got 9 lives and I pissed them all awhile

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He feels worse now.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Stop."

Barzan: and I lost my boyfriend to a fish

Barzan: not only that

Barzan: but I'm a failure of a father

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He is not!"

Barzan: let your child die

Barzan: good for you

Barzan: children are burdens

Asriel_Dreemurr: "If anyone is a terrible father it's me."

Barzan: ohhhhh yeah

Barzan: that so true

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't antagonize him because of things others did to him."

Hyper: "... I.." He looks down.

Barzan: blatantly MURDERING your so called daughter

Barzan: bet you're real proud of yourself

Jeska or Jekon: -retcon her entering-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Get out of here."

Barzan: thats okay, no one liked here

Barzan: her*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes, I did."

Hyper: ".. Please stop insulting him. Insult me instead."

Barzan: there was nothing to the little shit

Hyper: "Most of the insults are actually true, anyways."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, don't insult anybody."

Barzan: oh a mascohist eh?

Barzan: lets see here

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barzan: hows it feel to sit right next to the person to love

Barzan: yet YOU CANT HAVE HIM

Barzan: and its clear you haven't gotten over it

Hyper: "... Perfectly fine. I don't love him anymore, nor do I love anybody else."

Hyper: "I've actually gotten over it."

Barzan: hahha, you're so full of shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry, Hyper."

Barzan: do you cry at night knowing that you'll never be with someone again?

Hyper: "... I'd actually prefer to stay single until I die. For good."

Barzan: because you have no redeeming qualities?

Barzan: I mean who'd ever want to date a miserable sack of shit like you anyways

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because they lack the will to love because of how I treated them in the past."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I did, and I would again, if I wasn't with Jukon."

Barzan: I bet not even Jukon would care to be with yuo

Hyper: "It's fine, AD."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon is closer to Hyper than I am."

Hyper: "Stop that."

Hyper: "She spends more time with you."

Hyper: "She's having your baby."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shes still closer to you than I am."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "To youZl

: ."*

Barzan: excep that shes DEAD retards

Hyper: "... Yeah, I know."

Hyper: "Which is why I'll just call her Jekon right now."

Barzan: another failure of both of yours

Hyper: "Look, I forgot the name change."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barzan: oh yeah good job saving Jukon from the Wolf AD

Barzan: real pro work there

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Couldn't stop her."

Barzan: yeah you keep telling yourself that

Barzan: but hey I guess it worked out in the end

Asriel_Dreemurr: -That looks like it got to him.-

Barzan: you got the hot virgin babe after all

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Stop."

Barzan: not that used up, mutilated tuna

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up.-

Barzan: good on yeah pal

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper, are you able to stand your own here?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You have a thick skin, no?"

Hyper: "I don't know."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Do you need me to stay?"

Hyper: "Maybe, maybe not."

Barzan: Hey bitchers

Jeska or Jekon: -walks in-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I need an answer, because I got up to leave."

Barzan: oh look here

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, Howdy Jeska."

Jeska or Jekon: Hey A

Hyper: "Hi, Jekon."

Jeska or Jekon: AD and Hyper*

Barzan: well it looks like the fish came for the roast

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits back down, next to Hyper.-

Jeska or Jekon: -sits next to AD

Barzan: oh its about to get fun up in here

Barzan: cuz we got ourselves someone who isn't even a real person

Hyper: "If anything, I would rather be roasted than her or him!"

Jeska or Jekon: What?!?

Barzan: yeah take a look at this fine project, nothing of her is her own, merely a phantom of those before here

Barzan: her*

Hyper: "To be honest, she's her own person."

Barzan: nah, her personality is derived from Jukon

Asriel_Dreemurr: -His eyes are closed, just breathing at this point.-

Barzan: plus shes just a clone, hell meant to be a weapon. Used and discarded once fired

Hyper: "Sure, but still, she makes her own decisions."

Jeska or Jekon: fuck you pal, dont' you have some kid's nightmares you should be in right now?

Barzan: hell I wonder how much of her so called love is even her own

Barzan: oh wait, its not, its Jukons

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barzan: she does love you because of you're relationship, she loves you because she Jukon did

Jeska or Jekon: FUCK YOU THATS NOT TRUE

Barzan: does not*

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't open his eyes.-

Barzan: Haaaaa

Barzan: you know its true in your heart

Barzan: AD just used you to comfort himself after little old hype kicked the bucket

Hyper: "And then it evolved into a relationship."

Jeska or Jekon: you have no goddamn clue what you are talking about

Hyper: "He was obviously better off than he was with me, not gonna lie."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry hyper."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He still doesn't open his eyes.-

Hyper: "It's okay! I just told you that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think it's okay, though."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're not okay, and it's my fault."

Barzan: damn right it is

Asriel_Dreemurr: "In fact, plenty of people are not okay, and it's my fault."

Jeska or Jekon: alright I've had enough of your shit

Jeska or Jekon: -pulls out her caster and fires at Barzan, which just passes through

Barzan: looks like someones got a temper

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know what to do."

Hyper: "AD, it's not your damn fault."

Hyper: ".. I swear it isn't."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can hear the hesitation in your voice."

Barzan: heh

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're trying to console me, and I thank you for that, but you don't need to lie to yourself so

: ."*

Hyper: "I'm getting lost in my thoughts, that's what."

Barzan: see you later fuckers!

Barzan: disappears

Hyper: "..."

: Barzan [Barzan] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Hyper: "I'm not lying to myself."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...But why are you lost in your thoughts?"

Hyper: "I wouldn't do that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What caused that?"

Hyper: "Me."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How?"

Jeska or Jekon: I'm going to find a way to kill that thing

Hyper: "... I shouldn't tell you yet."

Hyper: "Not now."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why not?"

Jeska or Jekon: Hyper?

Hyper: "It's a bad time."

Hyper: "Yes?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I want to help you, because there isn't any way I can fix what I've done."

Jeska or Jekon: I'm here to help too

Jeska or Jekon: no matter what

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's almost tearing up.-

Hyper: "I know that you two can help, it's just.. that.."

Hyper: "You two can't."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -His eyes are glazed when he opens them.-

Hyper: "Listen, I would let you two help. I really would."

Jeska or Jekon: AD

Jeska or Jekon: ?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes?"

Jeska or Jekon: side hugs him

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Hyper: * He kind of just scoots away.

Jeska or Jekon: pretty sure I got a six sense when you're crying

Jeska or Jekon: Hyper where you going?

Hyper: "Uh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... Appreciate that you're doing this, but I still want to know what's wrong with Hyper."

Jeska or Jekon: yea I do too

Jeska or Jekon: Hyper explain

Hyper: "... I already have a set time where I explain, and it's not now."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "When?"

Hyper: "When I feel like it."

Jeska or Jekon: ....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That's not really a set time. But that's okay, when you feel it's neccesary..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just please, sooner than later..."

Jeska or Jekon: and don't feel like you cant ever come talk to us

Jeska or Jekon: both AD and I care about you

Hyper: "I know that I can talk to you two! I know that you two care."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Or just Jeska, if that makes you more comfortable."

Jeska or Jekon: yeah, you've been my therapist plenty of thimes

Jeska or Jekon: gets up and moves on the other side of Hyper

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stays separated from them.-

Hyper: * He buries his face into his paws.

Jeska or Jekon: hugs him

Hyper: [sub]"P-please. There's... no need for that."[/sub]

Hyper: [sub]"I'm fine."[/sub]

Jeska or Jekon: maybe I just like hugging you

: as -He goes over and hugs too, now having actual tears.-

: as "...I'm... So sorry..."

: ((What))

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Hyper: ((AD: I want some of that ass now..))

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Jeska or Jekon: ((way to ruin the moment bread

: ((AD: -literally turns into so sorry.-))

Jeska or Jekon: ((with your inability to use the right commands

: ((It wasn't wrong, it just was broken))

Jeska or Jekon: (I know, I was jk

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is more of a silent cryer in this form.-

Jeska or Jekon: pats AD's shoulder while hugging hyper

Hyper: [sub]".. Please stop crying about me. I don't want you to be sad."[/sub]

Hyper: [sub]".... I don't want anybody to be sad."[/sub]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...But you're sad... Don't you want yourself to not be sad...?"

Jeska or Jekon: I'd rather be sad and your friend than be happy and not know you

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Smol Asriel: ((Ey

Jeska or Jekon: ((oi

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: ((Ey))

Smol Asriel: he's still asleep, for now

Jeska or Jekon: I wouldn't have such great friend then

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Jeska or Jekon: (( I am not listening to the right music for this moment

Jeska or Jekon: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9aF9_mZDyY

Hyper: [sub]"..Ehn.. it still doesn't change that.. that.. Oh, I'm fine. I'm not sad."[/sub]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't believe that..."

Hyper: [sub]"I'm handy dandy! What are you talking about?"[/sub]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "don't cover it up with a smile and call t okay..."

: It*

Hyper: * He removes his face from his hands. "No, I'm okay."

Smol Asriel: wakes up

Hyper: "Don't worry too much about me."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...No, I don't think so..."

Smol Asriel: "W-what.. what's going on.."

Hyper: "Please, think so."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Child, Your father is here."

Hyper: ".. Nothing."

Hyper: "We're talking."

Smol Asriel: smiles, going over and hugging him

Jeska or Jekon: Hyper....I'll be sure to visiit more okay?

Hyper: "Only if you want to."

Hyper: "And if you have the time."

Hyper: * He lets Smazzy hug him.

Jeska or Jekon: I'm having the child sometime this wekek

Jeska or Jekon: week*

Jeska or Jekon: afterwards, I'll be sure to visit more often

: ((Kek))

Smol Asriel: gets the feeling something's wrong, but doesn't say anything

Hyper: ".. That's great."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's hugging Hyper still.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry..."

Jeska or Jekon: never let go

Hyper: "Don't be sorry."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I hurt you."

Hyper: "You didn't!"

Hyper: "Stop thinking that way."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I didn't

: Did*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "When I didn't wait. And you were so sad..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And now, maybe you've moved on and don't care anymore, that's good."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...But you lack the ability to love anyone."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And that's my fault. I showed you that live leads to betrayal..."

: Love*

Smol Asriel: ..he's not smiling anymore, just hugging tight

Jeska or Jekon: feels terrible

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's no one else fault but my own..."

Jeska or Jekon: starts to have glazed eyes herself

: Else's*

Smol Asriel: well, he's closed his

Jeska or Jekon: becomes weak in her hug

Hyper: "... I don't need to love anybody because I know I'm going to die. I put you through pain and effort. Now you're with Jekon and I'm happy for you. Stop feeling bad. There's absolutely no reason why you should. I'm fine, okay? I'm not depressed, I'm not playing checkers with myself, nor am I playing chess with myself. Please. I care about you and you don't need to feel so sad."

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Hyper: ((gdi ad

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Smol Asriel: ((Hyper's been playing chess for years

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...But... You do need to love somebody..."

Smol Asriel: aand now he's in on the crying, his eyes closed, and not making a noise

Hyper: "I don't need a relationship. I don't want to put anybody through any pain."

Hyper: "..."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like Smazzy..."

Jeska or Jekon: I know its not coming from her, but I know who Jukon died, up until the moment it happened. I can tell you that if she had a choice in her death, she would have chosen to be with those who loved her and those she cared about, not at the end of an ax

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Love isn't only a relationship..."

Jeska or Jekon: to be in someone else's arms I mean

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I should have waited for you... Or something, I don't know..."

Hyper: ".. I do love Smazzy as a father figure. AD, I love you as a friend. Jekon, I also love you as a friend."

Jeska or Jekon: then let us be there for you

Jeska or Jekon: even if we cant stop death, don't disappear on us

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Please..."

Smol Asriel: that got his attention "W-what?!"

Hyper: "... I know. You're all there for me."

Hyper: ".. Hm?"

Hyper: "What?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's in a big group hug now.-

Smol Asriel: "D-death?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh... No..."

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Hyper: "... Smazzy, I.. have died. A lot. And I've cheated death. A lot."

Hyper: "I don't know when I'll die for good."

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Smol Asriel: "Y-You'll come back.. you always do.."

Smol Asriel: he's crying a bit louder now

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Hyper: ((I'll lighten the mood real quick

Hyper: (( "Hey, Az?" "What's up, Crowbar?" The night is pleasantly cool. The moon glitters as it makes it's slow way across the sky, and a second moon ripples in the waves below. "Finished the maps, I'm heading home. There better be a carrot or two waiting for me when I get home." Another nail slides smoothly through the spruce wood planks, holding the last dark board in place. Asriel exhales, and puts the hammer down on his workbench. "Crowbar..." A voice chips in, neither his nor hers; it sounds like the one known as Faulty or soometimes Floorboard, one of the omniscient 'Moderators'. "There'll be something red and pointy waiting for you, no doubt..." Asriel can't help grinning. He knows what's coming, as does everyone still awake. "...but It'll probably be throbbing." The shadow off Yiff Island's colossus makes it's way across the surrounding city, two enormous balls of flame slowly spinning in it's upturned, clawed palms. The statue is in honour of Azrael, the caprine deity of all the furred folk who walk this scorched world. Similarly, this island is designed as a sanction to the furred people, and is kept above the waves by the god's power. The public comlink explodes into laughter, name calling, and groaning. Asriel and Crowbar's frequent mating has become the subject of many jokes as of late, much to the pleasure of Crowbar, who makes a good chunk of them. "Sounds good. Asriel, scratch the carrots; I want four giant, glistening canid dicks. Make sure they're throbbing." He sighs, and can't help but grin. In the distance, he can barely spot her Elytra carrying her closer. "No problem, Crow. Are you eating here, or getting takeaway?" "Don't care, just make sure they're big and throbbing. That's important." He looks up at the house he just made, and yawns, revealing, to the world in general, pristine teeth neatly arrayed in a handsome muzzle. Resting between them is an unnervingly pink tongue. That's been the last a lot of unfortunate animals have seen of this life. One of the Yiffian Bloodhounds strolls up, it's green eyes questioning, head cocked to one side. Asriel shrugs at his dumbed down distant cousin, as different from him now as a sheep from a human. The dog slinks off into the shadows between torches, probably to have sex with something. The elytra wooshes, and the hare stumbles a few steps on the rough, cobbled pathway. Her crystalline helmet slips off her head, ruffling her snowy white fur, hear ears flat against her head. She swears something to herself, and stands up straight, undoing the eldritch clasp of the Elytra, which slides away and folds itself apparently into nothingness. Her eyes aren't as used to darkness as the wolf's, and her ears are currently filled with the yapping and whining of dogs, but she spots Asriel a

Hyper: ((what have i done

Jeska or Jekon: ((TL:DR

Smol Asriel: ((I thought that was an ic post and I was FUCK

Jeska or Jekon: ((I'm rping this sad moment and reading a sad moment in Jukon's past

Jeska or Jekon: ((I'm super sad

Hyper: ((Then Frisky ruined it all

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Smol Asriel: ((Tfw not reading any logs from charat

Smol Asriel: ((Tfw all my good stuff was post parp

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Jeska or Jekon: ((I really only remember two things in Charat about you

Jeska or Jekon: ((kidtori and Fanta being a slave

Jeska or Jekon: (nver really talk much

Smol Asriel: ((Ye

Hyper: ((Here comes Slarvath with his swood grommet

Smol Asriel: ((Swood this, swood that

Smol Asriel: hugs him tighter

Jeska or Jekon: (THIS FUCK IS A GROMMET?

Hyper: "... I might not come back next time I die."

Jeska or Jekon: The*

Smol Asriel: "Y-you always do.."

Hyper: "... I can't live forever."

Smol Asriel: ((Hey remember when you guys couldn't beat a 5000 hp boss

Smol Asriel: ((Good times

Hyper: "I'm sorry."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: nuzzles his head floof into him, "I c-can't lose you... P-please.."

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Jeska or Jekon: ((which one was that?

Smol Asriel: ((Joytori

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Smol Asriel: ((The first one

Smol Asriel: ((And people complained, so I lowered her hp mid fight

Hyper: ((wow

Smol Asriel: ((And now you've two shotted 50000

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Smol Asriel: is not letting go dammit, hyper's fur is getting wet from his crying

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Hyper: ((Hyper: Swood... grommet..))

Hyper: ((Hyper passes on his title to Smazzy

Hyper: ((Hyper dies

Hyper: "I'm still alive, don't worry."

Smol Asriel: nods, still buried in his floof

Hyper: "You won't lose me for a good while."

Smol Asriel: "O-ok.."

Jeska or Jekon: uhhh....

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Hyper: ((Jekon dies

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Hyper: ((Jekon "dries up"

Smol Asriel: stays hugged

Jeska or Jekon: im gonna..

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Hyper: "Do whatever you want."

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Hyper: ((Jekon makes out with Hyper

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Jeska or Jekon: falls over

Smol Asriel: !

Hyper: ".. Are you okay?"

Smol Asriel: ((Gtg

Hyper: ((wow rip

Jeska or Jekon: has passed out

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon?"

Hyper: * He puts Smazzy down and checks on Jekon.

Hyper: ".. She passed out."

Hyper: ((AD: Let's fuck her silly!))

: Jekon*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh."

Jeska or Jekon: (going to bed

Hyper: ((gn

Jeska or Jekon: (gn

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I guess it's just us now."

Hyper: ".. Yep."

Hyper: ((AD: Fuck me hard, daddy.))

Hyper: ((Hyper: Kinky

Jeska or Jekon: (AD: lets do it on top if Jeska

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Hyper: ((Hyper: Let's stick our dicks into Jeska!))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

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Hyper: "Erm.."

Smol Asriel: as soon as he sits down he goes right back to hugging

Hyper: "I'm being attacked by hugs and I can't fight back."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's not a bad thing..."

Smol Asriel: is gonna hug u for a while

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Right?"

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Hyper: "Nah, it's a good thing."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ill... Stop if you're uncomfortable..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods.-

Hyper: ((Smazzy snaps Hyper's neck Hyper: Fuck off. -snaps neck back in place-))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Do you really forgive me?"

Hyper: "Of course I do."

Hyper: "I don't hold grudges."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I just... Can't... I don't know how to re pay you..."

Hyper: "Oh, you don't need to do anything."

Hyper: "Just be yourself. Be happy."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Really, that's it? Even after what I did?"

Hyper: "Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You know, I really like how kind you are."

Hyper: "Why thank you."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think that's why I liked you when we were together."

Hyper: "Cool."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Not much to do or talk about."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He still hasn't stopped hugging./

: -*

Hyper: ((Hyper: We can always fuck

Hyper: ".. Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He silently keeps hugging, because he hasn't been objected to such.-

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Fanta: if hywel slept in the hospital chair last night, she slept on his lap, and is still sleeping, still doing the hand face thing

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Smol Asriel: is a smol

Smol Asriel: is still hugging

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Hyper: ((wow rip

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Smol Asriel: ((Am back

Barchar: (hi)

Smol Asriel: eventually, and i mean reeeeaaally eventually, he unhugged and crawled into a convenient pillow pile

Smol Asriel: "..?"

Smol Asriel: "Oh.. t-these again.."

Smol Asriel: leaves the pillow pile

Barchar: looks at the pillow pile. "Wait, I thoght I broke that."

Smol Asriel: its not a fort, it's a pile

Smol Asriel: "The b-buttons are there.."

Barchar: ah

Barchar: nvm that then

Smol Asriel: same function tho

Barchar: "Wow. Do we need to burn that thing down, then?"

Barchar: "Although, depending on what the buttons are made out of, that might not even work, if they can go without the pillows."

Smol Asriel: "S-should I push one?"

Barchar: (I learned today that the guy who made the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny has also been making music for...like, the entire time since. It's pretty good.)

Barchar: "...That...is probably not dea.

Barchar: (i don't even know what happened with that line)

Barchar: "That...is probably not a good idea."

Smol Asriel: nods, moving away from it

Smol Asriel: ((I learned tay zonday still existed a while back

Barchar: (is his newer stuff aight?)

Barchar: "And of course, when we need to burn something down is when we go without either fire elemental."

Smol Asriel: ((He doesn't sound too bad

Smol Asriel: the pillow hovers in the air

Smol Asriel: moves even more away from it

Barchar: "...Oh what the fuck.

Smol Asriel: it flies into his head

Smol Asriel: is hit with the pillow

Smol Asriel: "..."

Barchar: runs over, trying to pull it off

Smol Asriel: she does

Smol Asriel: and she sees a button that has been pressed

Barchar: "...oh, GODDAMMIT."

Smol Asriel: [Rough]

Barchar: (Oh, god, is this that one SCP?)

Smol Asriel: has already been through it twice, thats why he's black

Barchar: (The grinder that spits out all kinds of crazy shit when you put something in it?)

Smol Asriel: and smoller

Barchar: "...Oh, lord."

Smol Asriel: ((Ye

Smol Asriel: literally dissasembles, the parts floating around in the air

Barchar: "...wow."

Smol Asriel: and it puts him back together

Smol Asriel: now 3'9 again

Barchar: "If I wasn't already so mentally scarred as to barely even count as human, that probably would have done it."

Smol Asriel: and mostly white

Smol Asriel: but he's a smol hypergod now, a very confused smol hypergod

Barchar: tosses the pillow back. "Man, this thing is weird." she mutters. "Are you okay, Asriel?"

Smol Asriel: has a •﹏• face

Smol Asriel: "That w-was... I don't even know how to describe that.."

Barchar: "Don't bother trying. I don't think any of us need to think about that very much."

Smol Asriel: sits back down

Barchar: sits back down as well. "Having said that, I wonder if using that could fix what that shitbag little kid did...?"

Smol Asriel: despite already being the softest gote child, he's even floofier now

Barchar: damn

Barchar: we might reach floof capacity here soon enough

Smol Asriel: none can outfloof the smol

Barchar: "...Well, it won't hurt me too much. I might as well try. I'd rather not be an anthropomorphic fox for another four days." She walks up, flipping the pillow over. "Do you guys know how these different settings actually work?"

Barchar: "Something about these stupid things are just...really incomprehensible to me."

Smol Asriel: "I don't know.. when i pushed fine i turned smaller, when I tried 1:1 i became mom.."

Barchar: "And rough just turned you into a hypergod."

Barchar: "Hm...maybe they correspond to time? So, fine is the past, 1:1 is the present, and rough is the future."

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Barchar: (914, that's what this one is)

Smol Asriel: ((You decide what it does

Smol Asriel: actually 1:1 turned him into toriel, so it would be past

Barchar: "So...if that's the case, then the past might work, but it would also be kind of risky, because it might do something with my whole...thing. The future would probably work, too, and is probably safer. Maybe."

Barchar: (My thought process was that it turned him into an alternate version of himself)

Fellby: bursts into the bar, scanning the room. "Shit, Mettaton's not - goddamn it..."

Barchar: "Hi, Fellby."

Smol Asriel: waves, a smol hypergod now

Fellby: Hi you two.

Barchar: "Do you want to burn down a stupid, magical bunch of pillows later?"

Smol Asriel: his leg still isn't fixed

Fellby: ... Why, what's up with the pillows?

Smol Asriel: ((I gotta get up

Smol Asriel: ((And go to class

Smol Asriel: ((But my foot fell asleep

Fellby: is carrying a laptop under his arm.

Fellby: ((rip

Smol Asriel: ((And I will die

Barchar: "You mean other than things like being able to break people apart and reassemble them, and taking people to hell?

Fellby: Yeah, you've got a good point there. Give me a moment.

Smol Asriel: "..I don't like those pillows"

Barchar: "Just give me a second." She presses 'rough'.

Fellby: sets his laptop down, removing his coat - and revealing that he's still got the femme body. He then fishes a flask out of his cleavage.

Barchar: after going through the whole process, she reassembles, stumbling about in her normal body. Her earrings have switched, for some reason. Weird. "...Ah. Good. That does work."

Fellby: ....

Fellby: -The draw of the machine is tempting but... no. Today's the day he needs to pretend to be someone different.-

Barchar: "Hurts a LOT, but it at least works."

Fellby: shakes his head. "N... nah, I'm gonna burn it down now."

Barchar: "Yeah, that's probably for the best."

Fellby: attempts to light a pillow on fire.

Smol Asriel: it's just an ordinary pillow, it burns easily

Fellby: Ah, there we go...

Smol Asriel: aside from emitting otherworldly screams of agony

Barchar: what about the mechanical bits?

Smol Asriel: "..."

Barchar: "...Weeeeell that happened."

Fellby: stares, then takes a swig from his flask and burns it more.

Smol Asriel: there are none, aside from the buttons which also burn

Barchar: hip hip hooray

Barchar: die you SCP creating motherfucker

Smol Asriel: you have contained scp 5621

Smol Asriel: the pillow fort of doom

Barchar: 'contained' seems an overstatement

Fellby: -more like Neutralized-

Barchar: kicks what's left of the blasted thing. "Fuck you, glad you're dead."

Fellby: looks around. "Wonder if the other me's got a broom..."

Barchar: "He does. I'll go get it."

Barchar: comes back with it, tossing it to Fellby

Fellby: starts to sweep up the ash.

Fellby: Hey, guys, weird question.

Fellby: What's a good name for a lady fire?

Barchar: "Hm...are you asking for some feminine-sounding fire pun?"

Fellby: shrugs. "I might be. How does Ember sound?"

Barchar: "Workable. A bit cliche, but fine."

Barchar: "Are you trying to infiltrate something?"

Barchar: "Only reason I can think of yuou'd be trying to find some different name to disguise your identity."

Fellby: Actually, yes. I've been watching an auction and the winner... well, he's a guy who thinks he owns me.

Barchar: "Oh, dear god."

Barchar: "It isn't that one person that you killed is it?"

Fellby: shakes his head. "This guy came along before him."

Barchar: "Oh, good. Something tells me that if hellaton or muffet found out he was still alive, they'd freak out."

Barchar: "Especially Hellaton..."

Fellby: glances down. "Of course, being a bit older might help - and if I found out he was still alive, I'd freak the fuck out too."

Barchar: "Anyway, you don't need any help or anything, do you? I'd be willing to come along."

Fellby: Well, I'm waiting for Mettaton, because this kind of involves his husband.

Barchar: "Oh. Interesting."

Fellby: Yeah, with the whole kidnapping stuff...

Fellby: sighs. "Even if it's not him, I still want to take this guy down."

Barchar: "Was he taken for this auction or something?"

Fellby: See, that's the thing - I don't know.

Fellby: Given that it's a very, very high-profile Gaster, though...

Barchar: "Ah. I see. So you need to go over there to see. But if whoever it is that thinks he owns you sees you, and knows it's you

Barchar: "Things are going to go south, fast."

Fellby: I know.

Barchar: "I'm just trying to piece together the conflict here."

Fellby: Luckily, I think the funbags are gonna help with the hiding thing.

Barchar: smirks. "Yeah. Probably. Of course, it can't help to have extra protection..." She thinks. "I could come with you and just...try to look like a peer of yours. If I look like somebody he wouldn't think you'd associate with, that could certainly throw him off the trail."

Fellby: Huh, that might help.

Barchar: stands up, pacing. "Is there anything or anyone he'd never think you'd be around?"

Fellby: Uh, well, see. The thing is, I'm not sure if he knows me that well. The only thing he wanted me for was my body.

Fellby: I guess he'd be surprised to see me clinging to a nice, beefy man who looks like he's in control.

Barchar: "Hm. Only, of course, after I went and undid the serum that at least made me male." She waved a hand. "Well, that's no big deal, I can still do that, probably."

Fellby: laughs. "And to think, this morning I was gonna ask Mettaton for a binder."

Barchar: "Although, different idea, we might be able to have Mettaton play that role, and I could make all appearances to seem like some edgy teenager following you."

Barchar: "I doubt he'd be suspicious of it being you when it's a female fire person clinging to some strong-looking Mettaton with a leather jacket-clad teenager following them. Though, to be fair, I don't really know what the rules of this place are, so looking like a minor might be problematic."

Fellby: laughs. "Yeah... first time the guy saw me, I was a 19-year old runaway who ended up in the wrong place in the wrong time. You're probably safer as a minor, actually."

Fellby: He doesn't go for people who look under 18.

Barchar: "Ah, good. I can certainly just look shorter."

Barchar: chuckles. "If he still has any idea it's you, the only conclusion we could draw is that he's a mind reader or like me."

Fellby: Oh, he's a reality warper. But I don't think he can read minds.

Barchar: "Oh. That might be a problem. That means he might be able to see me."

Barchar: "Er, the actual me, not..." She thumps her chest.

Fellby: Hmmm... yeah, that could be an issue.

Fellby: Still, his one weakness is his mind. If you make him believe something, his mind makes it real.

Barchar: "Oooooh!" She says, smiling. "Then, you know what, I'm perfect for this job."

Barchar: "If we can find some non-dangerous excuse for me to seem passed-out, I might be able to go up there and play with his head. And wouldn't that be fun?"

Fellby: nods. "Yeah... you are, actually. Can you make it later?"

Fellby: He likes to throw big, extravagant parties.

Barchar: "Ah, perfect. Some drop-dead drunk edgy teen in a leather jacket. Who's even going to notice?"

Barchar: "you know what, this is starting to sound genuinely fun. I'm definitely coming along."

Fellby: ((Can you make it on later? Maybe in about 4-5 hours from now?

Barchar: (I should be able to)

Barchar: (I might be interrupted by having to do the dishes, but that's only about a 30 minute pause)

Fellby: ((okay, sweet!

Fellby: ((now if mv's on at the time we can make this work

Fellby: Sweet. I'm going to try to contact his sister - she's the only one he can't really get to. She can get us in.

Barchar: nods. "Just say when it's time. Even if I'm not here, I'll know."

Fellby: nods, then pulls out his phone.

Fellby: starts texting someone.

Barchar: is barchar. If you don't need to hide it for anything, what's going on?

Fellby: -Basically, this guy is a Reality Warper trying to pass on his reality warper gene.-

Barchar: through any means necessary, I assume

Fellby: -He does so by glomming on to any person he takes a liking to-

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: ((heya

Fellby: ((hi

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -skips in- Hey, everyone~![/color][/font]

Fellby: Ah, hello.

Fellby: goes back to his phone. He's grinning now.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: What's up~?[/color][/font]

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Fellby: Oh, nothing... just getting a few invites to a party.

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Parties? I love parties~![/color][/font]

Fellby: pauses. He wonders if taking Sunny to a party were they're taking down a reality warper is a good idea.

Barchar: "This party is probably not suited for you, child."

: ((I tried to make Sunny sort of incorruptible. Anything bad she just kind of brushes off and forgets about.))

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Shattered Lua [Lua].

Lua: gets up into a somewhat stretching pose at one of the tables. "Oh hey, people are here this time."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks to Lua- Hey there~![/color][/font]

Barchar: "Hi, Lua."

Lua: "Hey everyone."

Fellby: Hello, Lua.

Barchar: "We're plotting to take down a reality warper at his own party."

Lua: has decided that he's not going to look at himself at this point, as his arms are slowly cracking and breaking.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Wait, why are you taking them down...?[/color][/font]

Lua: "Sounds fun."

Fellby: Because he's a fucking scumbag who thinks he owns people.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Ah.[/color][/font]

Barchar: "They are pretty much objectively evil."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Then... ...can I come...?[/color][/font]

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Barchar: "He's pretty much objectively evil."

Hyper: ((hi

: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Barchar: (hi frisky)

Fellby: ... You're sure, sweetie?

: ((ayy

Lua: "So, what is the plan to taking down him?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Yes.[/color][/font]

Barchar: "Well. Okay. Now we need to work her into the plan, I guess."

Lua: (( oi ))

Fellby: Well, our plan is that Barchar invades his mind.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...I could distract people...[/color][/font]

Barchar: "Well, me, Grillby and Mettaton crash his party. He and Mettaton look hitched, I look like some edgy teenager."

Barchar: "Eventually I 'pass out', hop in the dick's head and we all have ourselves a good time."

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800][s]*CRAAAAWLING IN MY CRAAAAWL*[/s][/color][/font]

Fellby: grins. "Your best bet is to make hi believe he can't do his... thing anymore. His reality warping."

Barchar: (Barchar: "GRRR I LIKE MOTORCYCLES AND GRUNGE ROCK AND EVANESCENCE")

Barchar: "I think I can do that."

: ((Fellby: We need to perform the bitchiest tomfuckery so this shitbiscuit dies in the edgiest abyss of the [color=#FF0000]NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL BITCHFUCKING KIDNAPPER MAID FUCKER COCK SHIT DIRTY WANKER FUCK[/color]

Barchar: "Fun part about my whole thing is that he won't even be able to tell that it isn't his thoughts."

Lua: "I'd probably not be able to help out directly with this, but if you need some tools to help get lookout on the place, you know who to call"

Barchar: "So that should be easy enough."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...But we could use the control to our advantage...[/color][/font]

Barchar: "That's true..."

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

Barchar: "Maybe we could convince him to, somehow, reveal where Gaster is, if he knows?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Yeah....[/color][/font]

Fellby: Well, he bought the Gaster I was looking at.

Barchar: (this dick: "Grillby and pals I don't think I can stand any more of your tomfuckery")

Frisk: * Ohp, now she walks into the bar.

Fellby: I don't know if it's Mettaton's gaster or not.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...that, and maybe free candy.[/color][/font]

Barchar: (Barchar: "Oh yeah? Well, we can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out!")

Barchar: "...I'll see what I can do?"

Frisk: * annnd she sits down.

Barchar: "To be frank, I wouldn't accept any candy from him anyway."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...I actually can agree...[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((Fellby: Oh, Frisk is the hottest twenty one year old in this room, we'll sell her to the reality warper as a decoy!))

Frisk: ((Frisk: [i]please no.[/i]

Fellby: ... Don't let him pat you on the stomach.

Fellby: If he rubs you there, you're probably knocked up already.

Barchar: (Barchar: "Wow rude")

Frisk: "What's happening?"

Fellby: I might have found your dad.

Frisk: ((Fellby: Fuck off this is a secret plan!

Barchar: "We're going to crash a party and kill a reality warper."

Frisk: "Oh, that's great! We just need to do it correctly, though."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...I wanna become really lucky... L-LIKE LOTS OF GOOD LUCK, I MEAN! -has a miniature panic attack-[/color][/font]

Barchar: "Well, yes, thank you for the information, Frisk."

Lua: (( "Fuck off, this is a secret plan that we already told the child and the... other guy" ))

Frisk: "Well, thank you for being sarcastic, Chara."

Fellby: Boy oh boy, I'm gonna love tearing this asshole down.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Tee hee~[/color][/font]

Barchar: "you're welcome. Anyway, as much as I understand you wanting to come, it's probably not a good idea. This plan is getting overcomplicated as it is."

Frisk: "I bet everybody else is going to feel the same way. He has absolutely no right to kidnap my father, if we're sure that he's the one."

Barchar: "Just a pre-emptive note."

Frisk: "Oh, excuse me? I'm pretty damn sure I'm going to come, because this is my father we're talking about."

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Barchar: "...Why did I even bother saying anything? Okay, now we need to work in Sunny AND Frisk."

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Frisk: ((Fellby: Fuck off Frisk he's your adoptive father

Lua: (( "EVERYONE STOP TRYING TO JOIN IN OUR PLAN' ))

Barchar: (Barchar: "THIS WAS A THREE-PERSON PLAN GODDAMMIT")

Fellby: Now, now, everyone else can serve as a distraction of sorts. If we come as a larger group we can fool him into thinking we're not trying to infiltrate.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...I'm good with distracting people, and I can run really fast.[/color][/font]

Barchar: "I suppose."

Frisk: "Right!"

Barchar: (what exactly is Sunny?)

Lua: "Like I said earlier, we could have lookout equipment set up outside and (they/people who are eventually going to ask) can help that way."

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Frisk: "It would work better if we had more people so we can fool this bastard more easily."

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Fellby: Hm...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: I can run really fast, and I can distract people![/color][/font]

Lua: "Just I need to know who it would be ahead of time, so I can teach them how to use it correctly."

Smol Asriel: frisk gets a text

: ((brb, be back in 30 min or so

Frisk: * why the fuck would she get a text

Frisk: * She checks her phone.

Smol Asriel: [Is this Frisk]

Barchar: (Bio?)

Smol Asriel: ((Shh

Lua: (( Sunny is Bio ))

Frisk: [No, you have the wrong number]

Barchar: (Yes. I know.)

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Barchar: (I'm asking what kind of creature Sunny is.)

Frisk: * She feels like she knows who this is.

Barchar: (Human or cat or what?)

Lua: (( puppy person or just talking puppy ))

Smol Asriel: azzy sends a dick pic

Barchar: (goddammit this dick)

Smol Asriel: [Oh really?]

Frisk: "What the fuck."

Fellby: looks over. "Is everything okay, Frisk?"

Frisk: * She instantly blocks Azzy.

Barchar: "Ugh. Frisk, tell him I say 'fuck you'."

Smol Asriel: ((You can never escape

Frisk: "... That goat kid sent me a picture of his dick."

Barchar: "Anyway, it might be suspicious for an elemental and a robot to be walking around with two humans and a talking dog."

Lua: (( You should of just said that was still the wrong number ))

Barchar: (to be frank, if a wrong number sent you a dick pic, you'd probably block them)

Frisk: ((yeah

Lua: (( fair point ))

Smol Asriel: ((Yeah lol

Fellby: Huh... If you hadn't blocked him I'd say send a few others in return.

Smol Asriel: ((You can lock him in an endless hallway but you can't stop the goat dong

Barchar: "Hah!That would be funny. Just send pictures of random dicks."

Frisk: "True."

Frisk: "I could of done that, but.. nah."

Frisk: "I'm tired of that kid already!"

Fellby: I've got a portfolio.

Smol Asriel: is asleep now

Smol Asriel: will remain asleep, gtg

Frisk: ((bye

Fellby: ((bye

Frisk: "Well, okay."

Frisk: * She puts her phone away.

Frisk: "Anyways, back to the serious stuff."

Barchar: "He may be using the appearance and name of an Asriel, but that is NOT what he is."

Barchar: "Anyway, yes, serious stuff."

Frisk: ((Frisk: Fuck off Barchar))

Frisk: ((Barchar: ok

Barchar: (Barchar: "I can't have sex with a digital game frisk")

Barchar: "We need to figure out how to keep him unconcerned about an elemental and a robot that have apparently adopted an edgy teenage human, a 20-year-old human, and a small child of a dog monster."

Fellby: blinks. "... I did tell you this guy likes to take the form of a dragon, right?"

Barchar: "...You did not."

Frisk: ((Fellby: I'm kinkshaming.

Fellby: He's not a huge dragon. He's just... an anthro dragon. Built like a goddamn body builder.

Barchar: "...Jesus."

Frisk: *  [color=#FF0000]Y[/color][color=#FF1B00]O[/color][color=#FF3700]U[/color] [color=#FF6F00]C[/color][color=#FF8B00]H[/color][color=#FFA600]E[/color][color=#FFC200]E[/color][color=#FFDE00]K[/color][color=#FFFA00]Y[/color] [color=#CBFF00]A[/color][color=#B0FF00]S[/color][color=#94FF00]S[/color] [color=#5CFF00]B[/color][color=#40FF00]I[/color][color=#25FF00]T[/color][color=#09FF00]C[/color][color=#00FF12]H[/color] [color=#00FF4A]G[/color][color=#00FF66]O[/color] [color=#00FF9D]E[/color][color=#00FFB9]A[/color][color=#00FFD5]T[/color] [color=#00F1FF]S[/color][color=#00D5FF]O[/color][color=#00B9FF]M[/color][color=#009DFF]E[/color] [color=#0065FF]S[/color][color=#004AFF]U[/color][color=#002EFF]N[/color][color=#0012FF]S[/color][color=#0900FF]H[/color][color=#2500FF]I[/color][color=#4000FF]N[/color][color=#5C00FF]E[/color] [color=#9400FF]Y[/color][color=#B000FF]O[/color][color=#CC00FF]U[/color] [color=#FF00FA]C[/color][color=#FF00DE]O[/color][color=#FF00C2]C[/color][color=#FF00A6]K[/color][color=#FF008B]W[/color][color=#FF006F]H[/color][color=#FF0053]O[/color][color=#FF0037]R[/color][color=#FF001B]E[/color]

Lua: "The hell?"

Frisk: "Weird."

Fellby: Red and black.

Barchar: (Barchar: "Shit now I'm wet")

Frisk: "Has he ever gotten kinkshamed before?"

Barchar: "...I...what the hell?"

Fellby: Yes. I heard a woman yelling at him as I escaped.

Lua: "Well, if he hasn't he's getting it tonight"

Barchar: "That's not the weirdest thing I've seen in my life, but it might be weirdest I've seen an actual person do."

Frisk: "Ah."

Barchar: "I'll see what I can do. Hey, last thoguhts before we kill him: 'By the way, that dragon thing was fucking weird'."

Barchar: "Pre-death kinkshaming."

Fellby: Basically, the dude's a huge narcissist who thinks he can't do anything wrong. His sister disagrees.

Frisk: "He sounds like somebody made on the website Deviantart."

Barchar: "Well, looks like aunty Barchar is gonna give him a reality check."

Lua: "...Actually, he does, doesn't he"

Fellby: ... Goddamn deviant art...

Barchar: "At least he doesn't inflate."

Frisk: "Ewwww."

Lua: "...Yeah"

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Frisk: ((hi laharl

Barchar: (Hi Laharl)

Frisk: "So, when are we going to do this?"

Barchar: (We're talking about a deviantart-ass reality warper)

Fellby: I'm waiting for Mettaton to arrive. It's probably his husband in that asswad's clutches.

Frisk: "Right."

Barchar: "If only I could see other dimensions like I can this one, so we know if it's actually him."

Barchar: "Not like we shouldn't kill this asshole anyway."

Fellby: Yeah. We take Von Pyre down, we're doing reality a favor.

Barchar: "Let's just hope he can't come back."

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Barchar: "I should know that death isn't always the end for someone like him."

Fellby: Mmh, yeah.

Barchar: "Though if I convince him his powers don't work, then even if he can, he might not actually be able to...."

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Fellby: nods. "That's why I need you, Chara."

Barchar: "I'll be glad to assist, for many, many reasons."

Frisk: ((Fellby: Fucking Deviantart dragons need to become pissbaby corpses.))

Barchar: "Heh, almost makes me wonder how the plan didn't involve me at first. But, hey, it does now."

Fellby: ((I think I mentioned that this guy was based off an old rp partner's oc

Fellby: ((I recieved permission to do this

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Barchar: (Oh, that explains it)

Fellby: ((He said "yeah, take the piss out of that shitty oc"

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Fellby: ((it's kind of funny, looking back

Fellby: ((my character was the only one with her head on straight around him

Frisk: ((Chime: does that mean i rip his penis off and literally take the piss out? RP Partner: Yes. Go haywire

: ((I find it kind of sad.))

Barchar: (Shitty teenage OCs are the best OCs to use again years later and make fun of)

: ((Jk))

Fellby: ((exactly

Fellby: ((although i've mostly reworked all of mine

Barchar: (Of course, pretty much all my characters have been shitty teenage OCs, though I hope that the first qualifier is incorrect)

: ((I've got some SHIT I can put in here))

Barchar: (I like them and think they're pretty good but you know)

Barchar: (Obviously I do, if they are shit I hacen't grown out of them yet)

Barchar: (...of course the facct that I even have this thought process probably means I'm not in the mindset for shitty teenage OCs)

Frisk: ((i have a few edgy OP af old OCs and i basically made commands for them to make fun of them

Fellby: ((your basic shitty teenage oc is 'crawling in my crawl' levels of edge, has a ton of powers, has a lot of the preferred sex going gaga over them

Barchar: (I don't think I have any sex gods at all, really)

: ((I have a literal sex god))

Frisk: ((my really old ones aren't sex gods

: ((Like, he's the literal god of sex. Does that count?))

Barchar: (I mean, it depends if he's a flawless person that everybody loves unconditionally that's undefeatable and the best ever)

: ((Like, more like 'oh look the god's actually kind of boring'))

Fellby: ((sweet

Barchar: (then nah it's probably fine)

: ((Less 'FEAR ME' and more 'Dude I just want a fucking beer.'))

: ((And then he accidently turns his beer into a literal 'fucking' beer))

Barchar: sits down. "So, Let's see if we can't figure out what exactly to do with you two." She says, looking at Frisk

Fellby: ((oh no

Fellby: ((poor dude

: ((I haven't used him here))

: ((Because theres a ton of stuff around the rules, and that stuff in general))

Barchar: "I might not really be able to do my thing if he notices that I'm going for him, so...maybe you could somehow keep him off of me."

: ((And using him would be like levitating a knife inches away from a person's neck and saying 'HE'S NOT STABBED YET'))

Barchar: (oosh)

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [FFrisk].

FFrisk: A familiar girl sliiiiiides into the bar, via tree.

Frisk: "Something like, getting him a drink or something? Keeping him occupied?"

Barchar: "Pretty much."

FFrisk: The tree leaf carries her in, and puts her...'on' the couch, she's still sitting on the leaf, but the leaf is one the couch.

Barchar: "...Urgh, the way you put that though, it makes you sound like a sacrifice. I don't want him having his way with you."

Lua: (( Barchar: "YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER NOT MENTION THE PLAN" ))

Frisk: "Not exactly."

FFrisk: ((But yeah, he's a sex god that has a problem where he can't curse, or se any euphimism for sex, without it becoming literally true))

Barchar: (Barchar has been the one mentioning the plan to everyone)

Barchar: "Hello, Frisk."

FFrisk: "Hello...Are we discussing how...to get Doctor Gaster back...?"

Barchar: "We are indeed."

Lua: (( "What plan?" "fuck" ))

Barchar: "Or, at least, we hopefully are."

Frisk: "You'd probably want to differenciating the Frisks."

FFrisk: [sub]“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”[/sub]

Barchar: "It theoretically might not be him, but...it probably is."

Fellby: I'm just waiting for Mettaton to show up.

FFrisk: "...Can...I help?"

Barchar: "Urgh...I don't know. Maybe?"

Barchar: "But this was supposed to be a three-person plan, and it's already expanded to five."

FFrisk: The leaf underneath her shakes a bit.

FFrisk: "...Oh...nevermind..."

Fellby: ((I'm really surprised the guy let me use the oc's little sister

Barchar: (did he not hate the sister?)

FFrisk: ((Everyone walks into the wrong room while storming the guy's house))

FFrisk: ((Reveal little sister playing video game))

FFrisk: (("Bro is in the room to your LEFT." Door shuts.))

Barchar: (They're actually storming a party)

Fellby: ((Well, he never used the sister/

Fellby: ((Her literal character was to show up and do stuff for the brother's friends, or ask him to do something for her

Fellby: ((so i've got an idea that she wants to do things on her own, but he waves his hand and it's already done for her

FFrisk: A reminder that FFrisk has a giant pissed off forest that is totally cool with murdering everyone in a select area.

Barchar: (mmn)

Fellby: ((this leads her to have this idea that she can't do shit on her own.

Barchar: we only want to kill one person here

Fellby: ((and she's kind of not happy about that

FFrisk: ((So like FFrisk when she was in the castle.))

Barchar: (ooh, that's actually genuinely interesting)

Fellby: ((Kind of, yeah.

Frisk: ((one is interesting (kind of) and one is edgy AF

Barchar: "Anyway, what do you mean 'not exactly', Frisk?"

Fellby: ((and it's been going on for years - wait this is pretty much ffrisk

FFrisk: [sub]“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” [/sub]

FFrisk: ((She and FFrisk should start a club))

Barchar: (what do we call it?)

FFrisk: (("Oh you had an older figure that did everything for you too? So did I! Except mine trapped me in a two room area for three milennia!"))

FFrisk: (("Do you like gardening?"))

Fellby: ((btw lil' sis is named sophie

FFrisk: ((Sophie the Second))

Fellby: ((so i'll be referring to her as that

Frisk: "I'm not really 'sacrificing myself' persay, all I can do is slip off my ring, get a drink for me and him, and possibly start flirting with him. If he's interested, he'll likely be all caught up with the flirts before you kind of come up to him and do your part right before he tries to do anything bad."

Fellby: ((wait did we have a sophie here?

Fellby: Frisk, don't let him touch your abdomen.

Frisk: ((i don't think so

Frisk: "I won't."

Barchar: "You assume he won't take the first possible opportunity to get you pregnant."

Barchar: "...Heh. Maybe we should give her a bulletproof vest or something."

Frisk: ".. Maybe."

FFrisk: "...Would you like some...'tea'?"

FFrisk: It's obvious what tea she's referring to.

Frisk: "I'm practically playing with fire here."

FFrisk: "...It'll probably do damage..."

Barchar: "...Will it? I mean, if he's a reality warper, he might be invincible until I start breaking-slash-fixing him."

Frisk: "I'm also.. really good at dodging things, so he's very unlikely to touch my abdomen."

Fellby: What he doesn't know can hurt him.

FFrisk: "...My... special tea...has over 17 different deadly plants from the Gaston Forest..."

Barchar: "Mmn."

FFrisk: Otherwise known as the 'HOLY SHIT CHILDREN DON'T GO IN THERE' forest.

FFrisk: The leaf she's on shakes a bit, as if its happy.

Fellby: If we can take him by surprise...

Barchar: "...Those plants are kind of psycho, huh?"

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FFrisk: "..." When someone insults the forest, it's kind of insulting her best friend, child, and protector all in once.

Barchar: "Well, if I can get in his head before Frisk comes up to him, I can probably convince him it's fine."

FFrisk: "...I grew those plants...thank you very much..."

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Fellby: I have a feeling they'd hate it if I took a stroll there.

Barchar: shrugs. "Hey, there's nothing wrong with it. Trust me, if I thought being 'psycho' was a bad thing, I'd hate myself even more."

FFrisk: "..." She knows her plants are indeed fucking yandere plants that will kill bitches to make sure nothing goes near FFrisk.

Barchar: well damn, they really do have a lot in commo

FFrisk: The difference is the Forest hates Asriels with a fucking passion.

Barchar: well

Barchar: okay so maybe she'd have some major problems with it

FFrisk: Blame AD for effectively breaking FFrisk's heart by cheating on her with a hologram chara. While she was in the room.

Barchar: how did they even get in a relationship if he forgot her every time he looked away

FFrisk: Amalgamates wouldn't forget her due to them being anomalies.

FFrisk: Aaaand the relationship was going a bit AFTER she lost the curse too.

Barchar: Oh

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: ((heya

Barchar: (hi again)

FFrisk: ((Biya))

Frisk: * basically, AD is a whore.

Frisk: * or, he used to be one

FFrisk: "...Would you like some tea?" She holds out a cup of actually safe tea.

: ((So, what happened while I was gone

Fellby: -He's had more sexual rp written about him then the actual, honest-to-god whore.-

Barchar: to be fair AD's also been around for far longer than him

Barchar: (not much)

Fellby: -good point-

Barchar: (Barchar is just formulating the plan)

Fellby: ((Fellby's filling people in

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: ((what happened while I was gone?))

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FFrisk: Before this, he did the exact same bullshit with ANOTHER Frisk, UWFrisk.

Barchar: (I just told you)

FFrisk: Y'know, the Frisk who literally has lived her life in hell.

FFrisk: Don't worry, AD chased her into her timeline through the anydoor, and then forgot about her while they were fighting a monster.

FFrisk: She got eaten.

Fellby: sighs. "I wish I could wear makeup... I could get all prettied up."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -trots in- Hi everyone~[/color][/font]

FFrisk: I repeat, AD FORGOT about the young girl while fighting a giant monster hellbent on killing her.

Barchar: "hi again."

FFrisk: "...Fireproof makeup?"

Barchar: "Would it even stay on your face?"

Fellby: ... I don't think that's a thing.

FFrisk: "...You can try."

Frisk: "Well, you look fine without makeup."

: ((Are they in the bar

Barchar: (yes.)

Barchar: (They haven't moved since you left)

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Barchar: (basically nothing has happened.)

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FFrisk: "The...forest doesn't have much makeup."

Fellby: smiles. "Thank you."

FFrisk: "So I don't use it..."

FFrisk: Other than the makeup left on the bodies of people who step into it.

Barchar: "I can go get muffet to try to do what she can to you, though."

Frisk: "You're welcome."

Barchar: "...Though, we do run the risk, if you look too good, of him going after you."

FFrisk: ((Fellby visits the avatar timeline))

Barchar: (which one?)

FFrisk: (("I need one of you to firebend my face to look pretty"))

Barchar: (that one okay)

: ((Who's in the bar))

Barchar: (everybody)

Barchar: (does Bio have me on ignore or something?)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -has been thinking-[/color][/font]

FFrisk: ((Hey bio fuck.))

FFrisk: ((Flame has literally told you))

FFrisk: ((Several times.))

Barchar: (okay chill laharl he mgiht have accidentally set me on ignore)

Barchar: (no need to get so heated)

Fellby: ((Yeah, no need to be rude.

FFrisk: ((I always call him bio fuck))

FFrisk: ((He's the bio fuck.))

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Frisk: "Let's just hope he doesn't try to touch me.'

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Fellby: ((I... don't remember that?

Barchar: (yeah no when did this happen)

FFrisk: ((?

Frisk: ((Well, I don't remember that either.))

FFrisk: ((Whatever))

: ((I don't, my internet sucks

Barchar: (mmn)

FFrisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/r8MtIPj.jpg ))

: ((And plus I'm on mobile, so msparp acts strangely

Barchar: (that's true)

Fellby: I hope he doesn't. He's a sick, sick man.

Barchar: "I'd rather not have to give you an abortion for a supernatural reality warper baby."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -has been sitting and thinking-[/color][/font]

Barchar: "...I didn't intend that to sound like I was going to do that, either."

Barchar: "As in, me specifically."

Frisk: "Well, now I know you're a democrat."

FFrisk: "..."

Barchar: "That was, quite frankly, a foregone conclusion."

Barchar: "I don't care enough to be a Republican."

Frisk: "I was just messing with you!

Frisk: "You don't care enough to be a democrat, either. Probably."

Barchar: "But, well, it doesn't matter anyway now that the US is blown to hell."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...I'm good at distracting people, and I am pretty ath-... at-... ah-... FAST![/color][/font]

Fellby: Along with everyone else.

Frisk: "Yeah."

Barchar: "Well, whatever, we're getting off-track."

Frisk: "Now this timeline is a lot emptier."

Frisk: "Anyways!"

Barchar: "Sunny, you and Frisk are going to be on distraction duty."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -nods- Alright![/color][/font]

Frisk: "Cool, cool."

: ((brb

Barchar: "Frisk is going to...well, put herself in danger. If he starts paying attention to something other than her, I want you to try to redirect his attention back."

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Frisk: "Yeah. I don't want to be pregnant."

FFrisk: "...One second."

FFrisk: She steps through the anydoor, and comes back with a large platter with tea on it.

FFrisk: All the teas are a murky blackish purple.

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Barchar: "Are these all spiked?"

Fellby: glances at the tea. "What's that?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: What's that?[/color][/font]

FFrisk: "...Yes."

FFrisk: "Don't drink it, it will...likely kill you."

Barchar: "Good. Fellby, beer or wine?"

Barchar: "i'll be fine," She said, shrugging.

Fellby: ... For me, or him?

Barchar: "But either way, still."

Barchar: "Him."

Fellby: He likes every kind of alcohol. Mead's his favorite.

Barchar: "Mead, huh? I don't know if we have any mead bottles."

Frisk: "Do I need to put on my most expensive dress for this?"

Fellby: I'd recommend dressing like you're going to a party.

FFrisk: (( http://prntscr.com/bdl2zs This is adorable. ))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Should I dress like a rich kid so I'm not suspected...?[/color][/font]

Barchar: (it really kinda is, huh)

FFrisk: "..." She doesn't know what to do, but she can supply death tea.

Fellby: In other words, dress fancy, but not too fancy.

Frisk: "Got it."

Barchar: "Especially not fancy enough to get him too into you."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Alright![/color][/font]

Fellby: I can supply a bottle of mead. Give me a moment.

Barchar: "If he's a draghon that drinks mead, looking like a princess is probably a one-way trip to getting impregnated."

Barchar: "Opaque, please."

Fellby: nods. "Righto."

Fellby: -He heads back to the barkery, looking through his alcohol collection.-

FFrisk: FFrisk's forest quietly seems to wrap around her just a biiiit tighter.

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...What should I do to distract...?[/color][/font]

Barchar: "Hrm..."

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Barchar: snaps her fingers. "Okay! I've figured it out! "

Barchar: looks at the open anydoor, waiting for Fellby

Fellby: comes back in a dress that surprisingly doesn't hug his curves, and a black bottle.

Barchar: "Alright, Grillby, I've figured out the plan here."

Lua: (( I am one space away from winning this game, with a ton of diseases, debuffs, and death ))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -nods-[/color][/font]

FFrisk: "...Would anyone else like some...special tea?"

Barchar: "You, me and mettaton are still our three-person team. Sunny and Frisk are in their own team. They either look like our friends, or just some random people."

Barchar: "That throws off the suspicion of the large family a bit, and lets Sunny stay around Frisk without seeming too strange."

FFrisk: "If anything goes wrong I can have the forest...enter the party."

Frisk: "Seems fine to me."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -nods-[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Should I dress like I'm Frisk's little sister or something...?[/color][/font]

Barchar: "Grillby? Any objections?"

Barchar: "Little sister, daughter, whatever strikes your fancy."

Smol Asriel: is still asleep, just popping in

Frisk: "I'd prefer little sister."

Barchar: "That's fine."

Frisk: "I feel like flirting would catch his attention, and having her as my daughter would throw off the disguise faster."

Barchar: "Perhaps."

Fellby: No objections. Hopefully this goes smoothly.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -Nods- Yeah, yeah.[/color][/font]

Lua: (( http://prntscr.com/bdl7e3 ))

Barchar: "It probably won't, but at least this is sounding like it's going to work out in the end."

Frisk: ((this is not going to go smoothly, is it

Fellby: ((mv, if you show up, don't click dd's link

Lua: (( wait what ))

Fellby: ((I honestly wasn't expecting you guys to come up with a game plan

Lua: (( OH GOD DAMN IT ))

Barchar: (you done goofed up my friend buf chum chummy friend pal)

Frisk: ((there's rule two in that image

Frisk: ((you didn't know

Fellby: ((So I'm working around here

Barchar: (let alone a plan that sounded like it'd actually work)

Lua: (( I forgot that was a category in the end scores, I was just tryin' to show how I destroyed everyone there ))

Fellby: ((Yeah, this might get you the good ending

: ((I hope it does

Barchar: (I like good endings)

Frisk: ((wait does sunny look like a human girl

Frisk: ((or is she part corgi

Barchar: (no, like a little dog person I think)

: ((Part corgi

Barchar: (but hey, adoption)

: ((I have a picture

Frisk: ((picture please

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Fellby: ((keep in mind it is a dragon who impregnates people irregardless of sex

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Fellby: ((he won't think it's too weird

Barchar: (well then)

: (([url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]))

Barchar: (okay holy shit that is adorable)

Frisk: ((thanks also HOLY SHIT that's cute

FFrisk: ((Kawaii as fuck))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: -is definitely kawaii as fuck.-[/color][/font]

Fellby: seems very, very, pleased. "I'd like to thank you all for this. This bastard's getting what's coming to him."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: -Well, she's part corgi, and corgis are undoubtedly adorable.-[/color][/font]

Frisk: "No, thank you for getting all of this information."

Frisk: "I appreciate that you did all of this for my family."

Barchar: "And I'm perfectly happy to get Dr. Gaster back."

Lua: feels awkward because he really isn't helping out very much.

Fellby: grins. "How's about a round of drinks for everyone after this is over, alright?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: -looks to [s]Feelby[/s] Fellby and does a cute little salute- Anytime~![/color][/font]

Frisk: "Sure! Don't see why not."

FFrisk: "..." She only lets herself drink wine, so.

Barchar: "I can't get drunk, but sure."

Fellby: I'll get you whatever you want - its on me.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: A root beer float, but made with cream soda instead of root beer! And topped with whipped cream~ -smiles- My favorite~![/color][/font]

Barchar: "Well, let's not rush the celebration."

Fellby: I just hope this all goes well...

Frisk: "Me too."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: Yeah.[/color][/font]

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Barchar: "We all do."

Lua: "Nothin' goes perfect, but I know you guys can do it."

Barchar: "But it's sounding like it's actually going to work, which is...well, surprising."

Fellby: I know, right? When does anything go off without a hitch?

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: -nods-[/color][/font]

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Lua: shrugs, "If it does go perfectly, that'd be a first"

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: Even when things don't go well... ...I try to make the best of what I have.[/color][/font]

: ((Gtg

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Fellby: Hmm. True.

Fellby: checks his phone. "Ah! I got the invites!"

Barchar: "Awesome. Is it enough for everyone coming?"

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Fellby: She gave me like, twenty.

Barchar: "Well, then."

Frisk: "Oh, wow."

FFrisk: "..."

Barchar: "...It now occurs to me that we might need cover names for the rest of us, too."

Fellby: ((fellby: barchar, you can go as blazefire dremurr

Frisk: "Chara, you can be Blazefire."

Frisk: * She snickers.

Frisk: ((i had to do it chime

Barchar: "...I mean"

Barchar: "I actually could."

Fellby: laughs a little.

Frisk: ((chime how do i actually pronounce chime, kah-ime, cha-ime, or like how you same kim))

Barchar: "though, going as an anthropomorphic animal doesn't feel like a very good idea, after that whole...thing with the potion."

Fellby: ((i've been pronouncing it like a bell chime

Barchar: (the first syllable of Chimera)

Frisk: ((bell chime? got it

Barchar: (So I do it like 'Kaim')

Frisk: ((my name is like

Frisk: ((really easy to pronounce

Frisk: ((frisky whiskington

Barchar: (As is mine, I should hope)

Frisk: ((frisky is self explanatory

Frisk: ((whiskington is whiskey-ng-ton

Frisk: ((put that all together

Frisk: ((frisky whiskington

Fellby: pulls out a small satchel. It's full of incense. "Humm... should I go for Nag Champa or Spruce?"

Frisk: ((imagine if that decided how the arc will go

Frisk: ((for example bugatti veyvon hates spruce

Frisk: ((they throw out everybody

Frisk: ((he*

Barchar: /me shrugs. "I can flip a coin if you want."

Fellby: Okay.

Barchar: walks away, coming back with a quarter. "Which is which?"

FFrisk: ((I pronounce Chimeranyx like Chimecho))

Fellby: Uh... Nag Champa is heads, Spruce is tails.

Barchar: flip. "Spruce it is."

Fellby: "Alright." Fellby pops the incense cone in his mouth. "That should keep me good smelling for the next hour or so."

Frisk: ((guys i just snorted sugar

Frisk: ((i'm high

Fellby: ((don't go burnt

Barchar: "Let

Barchar: "Let's just hope nobody important hates the smell of spruce."

Fellby: Yeah...

Frisk: ((oh no i'm having a sneeze attack

Frisk: ((why sugar

Frisk: "Yeah."

Fellby: ((SUGA

Fellby: (do do do do do do do

Frisk: ((blame it all on sugar

Fellby: ((ooooh honey honey

Fellby: ((you know what's impressive?

Fellby: ((I managed to keep my original cookie throughout the entire run of charat

Frisk: ((nice

FFrisk: ((Original what?))

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FFrisk: ((Oh right))

FFrisk: ((You kept that for a while))

Fellby: ((The cookie that kept the user data

Barchar: (the join number i figure)

Fellby: ((I cleared them all out after charat dieededed

Barchar: (I don't even remember my number)

Fellby: ((i was always #1

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: ((I'm 3))

Barchar: (I'm 8)

Barchar: (as you can see)

Barchar: (but we're talking about charat)

: (([s]we're minors[/s]

Barchar: (Laharl is really a minor)

Barchar: (he's only one year od)

Fellby: ((*roars* STAY OUT OF THE BODEN ROOM

: ((I always used incognito mode, so my number was always different

Frisk: ((i'm a taylor swift song

Frisk: ((22

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: ((brb

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FFrisk: FFrisk sits, looking at everyone.

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Frisk: ((FFrisk: Which one of you are the hottest...

Frisk: ((Fellby: ME!

Fellby: ((oh my god i just realized

Frisk: ((what

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: -leaves, and returns in the outfit shown in the link from earlier-[/color][/font]

: ((?

Fellby: ((when metta walks in Fellby's going to have to ask him "Hey, can I hang all over you like you're my date?"

Barchar: (To which Barchar slaps him and actually explains the plan)

FFrisk: FFrisk isn't going on the 'mission' but she's supplied everyone with tea that can kill an african elephant.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: ...Is this outfit good...?[/color][/font]

Frisk: "I guess I should put on a dress right now, since we're probably doing this today?"

Smol Asriel: ((Am back

Barchar: "That does seem good, Sunny."

Smol Asriel: ((For a while

Frisk: "Also, it does."

Frisk: ((good

Barchar: "And yes, we're proetty much starting when Mettaton gets here and gets filled in."

Frisk: "Alrighty, give me a second."

Barchar: "In fact, on that note..."

Frisk: "Hm?"

Barchar: makes herself look like...basically her, but about ten years younger

Barchar: so 15

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: -smiles- Awesome! -Seems like she's beginning to look at Frisk and Barchar like big sister figures.-[/color][/font]

Frisk: "Ah, makes sense."

Frisk: "Anyways."

Frisk: * She gets up and heads to the bathroom. Thankfully, Azzy isn't here anymore.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: -is 12-[/color][/font]

Barchar: why did you say that

Frisk: * because azzy is a pervert

Barchar: BUT NOW HE WILL BE HERE

Frisk: * he would totally watch frisk change ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Frisk: * No, he isn't

Frisk: * He's gone

Barchar: SLARV'S BACK HE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN

Frisk: * Not really.

Frisk: * He's locked in an inescapable timeline.

Frisk: * Azzy can't do jack shit.

Fellby: snaps back to reality. "Oh,Chara, you look nice."

: ((sunny: wanna play fetch with me?))

: ((warper: no

: ((sunny: yeah you do

Fellby: You'd make a nice Raven, or maybe an Ebony.

: ((warper:okay let's play

Smol Asriel: all azzy could do was send that pic

Fellby: -Then he could probably send anyone a dick pic-

Smol Asriel: and we all know frisk is jackin it to that pic in the bathroom

Frisk: * Anyways, she walks back out wearing a pretty blue dress. Not exactly the fanciest dress ever, but it definitely does make her look fairly rich. She sits back down.

FFrisk: You're walking in the woods.

Frisk: * fuck off smazzy

FFrisk: Theres noone around, and your phone is not dead.

FFrisk: Out of the corner of your eye you spot it.

FFrisk: SELFIE-LABEUFF.

Barchar: "...Oh god, Ebony."

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Barchar: "I guess I am immortal."

Fellby: ((azzy: *sends someone a dick pic* pass this on to frisk for me okay

Frisk: * You're walking around in the Gaston forest.

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Frisk: * There's noone around and your phone is dead.

Frisk: * Out of the corner of your eye you spot her.

Frisk: * FFRISK LABEOUF

Barchar: (Now if somebody asks her name I'm going to have her recite the full name of the lady from my immortal)

Frisk: "Grillby, does this look good?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: -looks to Frisk, smiles, and claps- You look nice'[/color][/font]

FFrisk: ((Forest Labeuff really))

Frisk: ((true

Smol Asriel: ((Ebony dark'ness dementia raven way?

FFrisk: ((Maybe you'll see some monochrome, but then tree through abdomen))

Frisk: "Aw, thanks."

Fellby: You look great. The skirt's the perfect length - not too modest, but it doesn't turn heads.

Lua: (( KILL FOREST KILL ))

Smol Asriel: ((Forest la kill

Frisk: "Okay, cool."

Frisk: "What name would be good for me to cover up with?"

Fellby: Uh, I don't know...

Fellby: Rachel?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: ...Noelle..?[/color][/font]

Frisk: * Fuck off, Noel

Frisk: "Hm.."

Barchar: (Yes, slarv)

Barchar: "Rachel works."

Smol Asriel: awakens

Frisk: "Yeah, I guess Rachel could work. I don't really care what my coverup name is, as long as it fits."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Sunny[/url]: Okay. Should I use Noelle, then...?[/color][/font]

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Rachel [Frisk] ].

Smol Asriel: "What's going on?"

Rachel [Frisk] : ((10/10

Rachel [Frisk] : "We're going to kill the guy who probably kidnapped my father."

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way [Barchar] [Barchar].

Rachel [Frisk] : * edgy AF

Smol Asriel: "Ok.."

Smol Asriel: "Can I come?"

Barchar: "Grr, I like motorcycles and Rebellion and Evanescence."

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Ember [Fellby].

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]*CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN*[/color][/font]

Barchar: "...I...Asriel, We just finished finalizing this plan."

Smol Asriel: ((Tfw a bunch of screaming kids run into the bathroom

Smol Asriel: "Awww..."

Fellby: Oooh, look at me. I'm a pretty little lady who's lucky enough to get a Mettaton in the sack.

Smol Asriel: makes big gote eyes at barchar

Barchar: "I'm going to imbibe alcohol into my definitely underage definitely normal human body and definitely get drunk like a normal person"

Barchar: "...Asriel no."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Mom, I wanted cake! Where's my CAKE!? -sarcastic tone-[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: makes himself somehow look even more pitiful

Barchar: "Whyyyyyyy"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -walks up to him, and boops his snoot- No.[/color][/font]

Lua: gets up from the table he was sitting at, "Remember the offer I made earlier for having someone on lookout?"

Lua: "Why not just put the kid for that?"

Fellby: Oh, good idea!

Smol Asriel: nods

Smol Asriel: "I'll be the best lookout!"

Rachel [Frisk] : "Oh, nice!"

Rachel [Frisk] : "That sounds good."

Barchar: sighs, thankful that she doesn't have to endure seeing THAT any longer

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -nods, before booping Smazzy's snoot.- But what if... ...He messes up...?[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((I actually gtg for a bit soon so someone can take over, can't hide in the bathroom much longer

Smol Asriel: is booped

Lua: "Let me grab somethin' real quick."

Fellby: ((rip

Smol Asriel: barchar can have control of smazzy if you guys start before i get back

Lua: goes to the anydoor and realizes he can't leave by himself.

Barchar: i'd make a lenny face but no

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Fellby: ... Need a hand there, Lua?

Lua: "...Somewhat"

Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, be back in a bit, don't wait on me

Barchar: (we still need to wait for mv)

Lua: "Where's the broken pieces to the thing that's keeping me alive?"

Fellby: walks up to the anydoor and opens it for Lua. "I don't know."

Lua: "...Thanks."

Lua: "It would have been hard to stub that"

Rachel [Frisk] : "Oh, I have the pieces."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She pulls them out.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Do you need them?"

Lua: "So that's who's floor I keep waking up on in the middle of the night"

Rachel [Frisk] : "... That's really creepy, not gonna lie."

Lua: "I just need you to come with me for a sec"

Rachel [Frisk] : "Oh, sure!"

Lua: "I know, I just try to ignore it at this point"

Rachel [Frisk] : * She gets up and walks over to Lua.

Lua: enters the lab, "Alright, can you grab those over there real quick?" Lua proceeds to point to some goggles.

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Lua: "I'd grab them, but being stub arm the pirate is not the life I like to enjoy."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She grabs the goggles.

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Rachel [Frisk] : "Yeah, I'd assume so."

Fellby: ((oshit the icecream truck

Fellby: ((brb getting icecream

Lua: "Alright, we can go back now"

Rachel [Frisk] : ((share some with me

Barchar: (ICE CREEEEEAM)

Rachel [Frisk] : "Okay, cool."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She goes back.

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -Somewhere, she is working with a Papyrus to make the Universe's Best Sphaghetti while [url=https://m.soundcloud.com/napemango/bonetarantella]this[/url] plays in the kitchen, wherever they are.-[/font][/color]

Lua: snaps back into the bar. "Alright, now, I just gotta teach the kid how to use them."

Rachel [Frisk] : "Alrighty."

Lua: goes over some basics until Slar returns.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -waits for Frisk to return-[/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : * she has

Rachel [Frisk] : ((so basically the goggles do shit

Rachel [Frisk] : ((and she has to give them to smazzy?

Rachel [Frisk] : ((or am i horribly wrong

Fellby: ((THEY WERE OUT OF MY FAVORITE

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -sits by her- You're like my big sister![/color][/font]

Barchar: (did they have gumball eyes sonic)

: ((NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lua: (( 10/10 best description ))

: ((also what barchar said

Fellby: ((they didn't have any gumball eyes, they were pretty much picked clean

Fellby: ((i bought a few atomic warheads instead

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -snuggles up-[/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : ".. Cool."

Rachel [Frisk] : ((dd can you answer my fackin' question

Barchar: Barchar smiles, looking over there

Lua: (( Yes ))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -looks to Barchar- You too! ...Except edgier![/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : ((ok cool

Lua: (( Sorry multitasking right now ))

Rachel [Frisk] : * She chuckles.

Fellby: hums to himself, adjusting his dress.

Rachel [Frisk] : ((it's cool

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: But only in the disguise, I mean.[/color][/font]

Fellby: Huh... I wonder if I can convince Mettaton to pretend we're engaged.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Maybe for only this one time."

Barchar: "I think I'm pretty edgy already." she says, shrugging.

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Rachel [Frisk] : "I don't think he'd have a problem with it, considering we're saving his husband."

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Fellby: nods, then takes off the chain around his neck, the one holding his mother's wedding ring.

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Fellby: -He slips the ring over his finger.-

Fellby: There.

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Rachel [Frisk] : "Dad just needs to wear his regular ring."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She slips off her own wedding ring and puts it away.

Rachel [Frisk] : * In a safe spot, mind you.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -snuggles up.-[/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : "Now he won't suspect a thing."

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: ((I FRICKED UP

Rachel [Frisk] : ((what

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Ember [Fellby]: ((my finger slipped and hit enter

Rachel [Frisk] : ((ohhhhhhh

Rachel [Frisk] : ((yeah

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: (([url=https://m.soundcloud.com/avolience/megalostreetpass]best mashup the flute goes with it so well[/url]))

FFrisk: ((So it turns out))

: ((Hmm?

FFrisk: ((Crocodiles can live forever, they don't age))

FFrisk: ((If they're in an environment without disease, predator, etc))

FFrisk: ((They can potentially be fucking immortal))

: ((woah holy shit

FFrisk: ((This is also true for Jellyfish))

FFrisk: ((And Lobsters))

Rachel [Frisk] : ((thank goodness Bugatti Veyvon isn't immortal

FFrisk: ((SCP-682 anyone?

Ember [Fellby]: ((so those guys are gonna take over the planet

FFrisk: ((Well, Lobsters eventually die))

FFrisk: ((Because the molting process gets harder and harder))

FFrisk: ((And they eventually break themselves from the inside while molting))

FFrisk: ((But crocs and jellyfish are fucking immortals))

Ember [Fellby]: ((yeouch

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Barchar: (wow)

Barchar: (I didn't know that)

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Ember [Fellby]: ((I FUCKING STUBBED MY TOE

Ember [Fellby]: ((WHY THIS

FFrisk: ((Also))

: ((I hate it when that happens

FFrisk: ((The US Navy))

FFrisk: ((Has trained))

FFrisk: ((Combat Dolphins))

: ((I knew that

: ((Spumoni is a food

Rachel [Frisk] : ((chime are you okay

Ember [Fellby]: ((... yeah i just threw up in my mouth a little but i'm okay

Ember [Fellby]: ((i'll keep an eye on my toe

Rachel [Frisk] : ((yeouch o

Rachel [Frisk] : ((okay*

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Ember [Fellby]: ((it feels better i just stubbed it really hard

Rachel [Frisk] : ((ok good

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Ember [Fellby]: ((also today i found out I have a park pass for disney from 15 years ago

Ember [Fellby]: ((It still has a day left

Ember [Fellby]: ((I could get a free day at disney

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -looks to Frisk- Y'know... You'd make a great big sis already![/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : ((holy shit nice

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Ember [Fellby]: ((me and my brother could

Rachel [Frisk] : "Why thank you."

Ember [Fellby]: ((we'd still have to pay for food

Rachel [Frisk] : ((yeah true

Rachel [Frisk] : ((but

Rachel [Frisk] : (([i]disney[/i]

Ember [Fellby]: ((and gas to get to florida

Ember [Fellby]: ((we could probably stay at my grandpa's house

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -gives Frisk a hug.-[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Ey

Ember [Fellby]: hums to himself, buring a bit of mint in himself.

Smol Asriel: ((Not back, just popping in

Ember [Fellby]: now smells of mint and spruce.

Rachel [Frisk] : ((i live in florida

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((we could both be like "ayyyyyyy"

Ember [Fellby]: ((how close are you to disney

Rachel [Frisk] : ((i'm on the panhandle

Rachel [Frisk] : ((basically pretty far

Ember [Fellby]: ((ah

Ember [Fellby]: ((my grandpa lives like an hour away so

Rachel [Frisk] : ((ah

Rachel [Frisk] : ((i'm not going to go all the way to your grandpa's house though

Rachel [Frisk] : ((imagine if your grandpa opens the door to this stranger

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Ember [Fellby]: (("hi i know your grandaughter"

Rachel [Frisk] : (("hi i'm frisky your granddaughter's friend" your grandpa calls the police

Ember [Fellby]: (("is she up to dumb shit again"

Rachel [Frisk] : ((i find you

Rachel [Frisk] : (("wow hi chime"

Rachel [Frisk] : (("frisky i didn't know you were this ugly"

Rachel [Frisk] : (("OMG same!!!!"

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Rachel [Frisk] : (("fuck off"

Rachel [Frisk] : (("wow ok"

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -looks up to Frisk- ...Can you please pet me...?[/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: ((MettatonSEX: ((YOURE BOTH SCRUBS

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Ember [Fellby]: ((CD Frisk: ((GASTER WHY IS DEDAN HERE WAT))

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FFrisk: ((Scotland's national animal is the Unicorn))

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((Frisk: I'm kinkshaming

Rachel [Frisk] : "Okay."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She pets Sunny.

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Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((time to whip out the ol' ps3 and have gaster play bioshock

Barchar: (would you kindly)

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FFrisk: ((The welsh actually invented the sheepskin condom))

Ember [Fellby]: (i'm not surprised

FFrisk: ((The english improved it by removing it from the animal beforehand))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Thanks~! -nuzzles into the pets-[/color][/font]

Barchar: (hi yazan)

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Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((my dad has a tendency to snicker at things me and my brother find interesting. we had to watch shows we were interested in at night just to avoid it

Ember [Fellby]: ((that is sadly true

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((yeah

Rachel [Frisk] : ((i mainly keep what i do on the internet secret

Rachel [Frisk] : (( shows, though?

Rachel [Frisk] : ((don't really watch many

Rachel [Frisk] : (( B: [font=palatino] (( you're the pedo now )) [/font] B: [font=palatino] (( DUN DUN DUN )) [/font]

Ember [Fellby]: ((like, anime

Rachel [Frisk] : ((yeah

Rachel [Frisk] : ((i watch anime online

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]((I do too[/color][/font]

Barchar: (I watch Steven Universe)

Barchar: (that's about it)

Rachel [Frisk] : (( B: [font=palatino] (( You'd be the tranny freak liberal tumblrite pedo that embodies all my problems online )) [/font]

: ((There's one TV show I really like

: ((Unwrapped

: ((because [i]foooooooood[/i]))

Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((b, i don't think you get it

Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((you skate

Ember [Fellby]: ((i need to start watching boardwalk empire again

Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((or you die

FFrisk: (( in the cold war the US had plans to drop Magnum size condoms labeled as "regular" on russia to demoralize the population. ))

Ember [Fellby]: ((pffft

: ((PFFFT

Rachel [Frisk] : ((pffftt

Rachel [Frisk] : (( B: [font=palatino] (( You thought it would be the resurrected Son of God but it was ME, DIO! )) [/font]

: ((IT WAS ME, BIO!))

Ember [Fellby]: ((america: whoops! oh no... i dropped my normal sized condom for my average dong

Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((THAT FUCKING CAT PAW ON MOBILE IMGUR ALWAYS SCARES ME

Ember [Fellby]: ((IT DID

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((it jumpscared me ONCE

Rachel [Frisk] : ((you're not the only one

Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((if it was a song about dogs and gardening, then it'd be bitches and hoes.

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Rachel [Frisk] : (( B: [font=palatino] (( i peed with a boner once )) [/font]

Barchar: (only once?)

Ember [Fellby]: ((CD Frisk: "I adapt to anything I go inside of." MettatonSEX: (( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Frisky: [br](( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)))

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Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((oh my god it's 3:02 in the morning

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Rachel [Frisk] : (( Shade: -is almost through the wall at this point, "NGGGGGHHHHHH"-

Barchar: (there was a pastebin full of our quotes)

Barchar: (I forget where it is)

Rachel [Frisk] : (( Shade: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF CELLS LINKED INFINITELY UPON THEMSELVES THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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Barchar: (or maybe it was a google doc)

Ember [Fellby]: ((tri was maintaining it and they didn't unlock it.

Ember [Fellby]: ((Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What part of porn is math))

: ((There was a section of the Bible

Rachel [Frisk] : (( Gaster: ((sans: dad did you make this all up just to get laid

Barchar: (yeah but chime still needs to make the neo-bible 2.0)

: ((yes

Ember [Fellby]: ((i don't know... i know i'd freaking forget something

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Ember [Fellby]: ((MettatonSEX: ... MettatonSEX: You're sticky.

Barchar: (So, you know, still let people add important shit)

Ember [Fellby]: ((good point

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Ember [Fellby]: ((brb, gonna feed the dogs

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Ember [Fellby]: ((okay back

Rachel [Frisk] : ((you fed the doga fast

Rachel [Frisk] : ((dogs*

Barchar: (two minutes really seems oddly long to me)

Ember [Fellby]: ((all i gotta do is scoop food into their bowl

Rachel [Frisk] : (( Asriel_Dreemurr: She likes angry sex

Rachel [Frisk] : ((true

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Ember [Fellby]: ((Asriel_Dreemurr: I'll shit up

: ((I found [url=https://m.soundcloud.com/thrifty-sofes/the-greatest-mashup-i-will-ever-make-in-my-entire-mashup-making-career]something beautiful[/url] on soundcloud))

: ((I'm multitasking, kind of

Rachel [Frisk] : ((if you google "frisky whiskington" the first thing that comes up is my steam account

Rachel [Frisk] : ((gee

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((isn't that convenient.

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Ember [Fellby]: ((oh shit i forgot i was writing this gaston fanfic

Rachel [Frisk] : ((oh yeah i remember it now.

: ((you write fanfics?

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -flops over next to Frisk- Not much happenin'...[/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: ((here's the fanfic https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OfcQ5IdNTmjSYJfUwXqvPKrLwn0UVe655kTGV5rMqvE/edit

: ((It's n0ice

Ember [Fellby]: ((Frisky: [br]((AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, THE SCAAALEEEENE TRIAAANGLE..)) MettatonSEX: ((FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANGLE Frisky: [br]((AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)) Gaster: ((ladies and gentlemen, the gravity falls fandom

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Lua: (( Aparently searching up Frisky's name also leads to the logs of the site I used for one thing ))

: ((brb

Jeska or Jekon: (oi

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((10/10

Ember [Fellby]: ((hi yazan

Rachel [Frisk] : ((hi yazan

Jeska or Jekon: (whats wuth the names in fromt of the chars

Rachel [Frisk] : ((disguises

Rachel [Frisk] : ((we're gonna fucking

Rachel [Frisk] : ((kill a deviantart OC

Rachel [Frisk] : ((aka gaster's kidnapper

Ember [Fellby]: (( :3c

Jeska or Jekon: ((oc donut steel

Jeska or Jekon: (brb shower

Barchar: (yeah)

Barchar: (Barchar is disguising as an edgy teenager)

Ember [Fellby]: ((fellby got a nice disguise from azzy

Barchar: (Barchar can just...disguise herself, 'cause, ya know.)

Barchar: (Barchar.)

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Ember [Fellby]: ((frisk is wearing a nice dress

Lua: (( So watching people play as boss characters in FE:Fates is absolutely hilarious ))

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Smol Asriel: ((Am back

Ember [Fellby]: ((Hi slarv

Barchar: (yey)

Rachel [Frisk] : ((hi

Lua: (( wb ))

Smol Asriel: did whatever flame said

Barchar: (MV sure is taking a while to wake up. Or come in. Or whatever.)

Ember [Fellby]: ((Yeah

Ember [Fellby]: ((Maybe this was a bad night...

Rachel [Frisk] : ((slarv will azzy get a new number to contact frisk

Barchar: didn't specify anything, but he was getting trained by lua to use some goggle thingies to be a lookout

Rachel [Frisk] : ((mmm maybe

Rachel [Frisk] : ((mv probably will come on though

Barchar: (We'll see)

Lua: (( Don't worry, MV will come most likely ))

Smol Asriel: ((U want him to

Lua: (( Smazzy will be the best god damn lookout ))

Smol Asriel: ((Or nah

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((sure

Smol Asriel: ((Kewl

Smol Asriel: looks like that smoltale hypergod

Rachel [Frisk] : ((only a new number though

Smol Asriel: ((Ok

Rachel [Frisk] : ((no getting out the timeline

: ((heya

Smol Asriel: ((I mean if he was a smart amalgam he'd have backup bodies

Lua: (( wow, is fucking everyone is hypergod ))

Rachel [Frisk] : ((he's 30 days old

Smol Asriel: ((But I don't think he's very smart

Rachel [Frisk] : ((yeah

Smol Asriel: yeah but a smol hypergod

Rachel [Frisk] : ((also dd do i give the goggles to smazzy

Ember [Fellby]: ((we rescue gaster, he's been forced into hypergod

Rachel [Frisk] : ((Hypergod Gaster

Smol Asriel: ((Hypervoid

Rachel [Frisk] : ((Metta: Fuck this.

Smol Asriel: ((I like to think we all just waited on timey

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: To pass time, why don't we...[/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: ((gaster: you bet you're fucking this tonight ;)

Smol Asriel: is drinking chocolate

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: ...play Truth Or Dare...?[/color][/font]

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Barchar: "...Sure."

Timeywim: ((Hey guys, I'll be replacing MV tonight.))

Ember [Fellby]: started watching Casablanca on his laptop to pass the time. But he's down for truth or dare.

Rachel [Frisk] : ((speak of the devil

Smol Asriel: ((Called it

Rachel [Frisk] : ((10/10

Ember [Fellby]: ((good you have to be robutt

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Barchar: (do you seriously just wait for us to say the word 'void')

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Smol Asriel: "Sure!"

Smol Asriel: is bouncy

: Timeywim [Timeywim] is now Timeywim [Tony Robutt].

Tony Robutt: ((Sometimes.

Ember [Fellby]: ((Verum: [font=arial] (( ( ͡o _ ͡o) )) [/font] Gaster: ((( ͡LENNY ͜ʖ ͡LENNY)

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Barchar: (for somebody who want's to get past the whole 'void' thing you sure seem to be pretty focused on it)

Ember [Fellby]: (( ( ͡o ͜ ͡0)

Smol Asriel: ((I now realize I forgot to set up the chapters for the dark side

: ((brb

Timeywim: (( Smol Asriel: ((I like to think we all just waited on timey

: ((actually wait nvm

Smol Asriel: ((And given how awful you guys are

Timeywim: ((I only came because of that message.))

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Barchar: (wow rude slarv)

Smol Asriel: ((You're probably getting the dark side

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: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]((ayy[/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : ((fuck off slarv we're good people

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He wakes up. He's still kinda upset with himself from earlier, but otherwise he's okay.-

: ((I agree with Frisky.))

Barchar: (how many people did we mercy in the last chapter?)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -sees he's woken up, and glomps him- Asriel~![/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: waves to AD. "Hey there."

Barchar: "Good morning, Asriel."

Smol Asriel: ((Except you don't mercy

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Sunny, Fellby."

Smol Asriel: ((You Influence

Barchar: (whatever)

Smol Asriel: "Hi!"

Barchar: (point is, how many important characters did we spare?)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hello, Smazzy."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Wanna play Truth Or Dare~?[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: is no longer black, he's grown to 4 feetish, and is smol hypergod

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I suppose."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -looks around- Anyone got a spinner...?[/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see you look taller, and more... Hypergod."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Has the leg been fixed?"

Smol Asriel: ((A bunch, but I made sparing the easy option

Smol Asriel: "No.."

Smol Asriel: "But I'm back to normal size!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh... Well, are you able to float?"

Rachel [Frisk] : "Oh, hi."

Barchar: "We burned down the pillow fort."

: ((also AD the link in Sunny's name is to her appearance

Smol Asriel: "I dunno"

Barchar: "Well, pillow pile."

Barchar: "Whatever."

Jeska or Jekon: (test

Barchar: is back to normal, except for looking nine years younger

Ember [Fellby]: did the honors.

Smol Asriel: jumps up, fluttering his hands, trying to fly

Jeska or Jekon: wakes up

: ((getting food brv

Ember [Fellby]: Hey, J.

: ((brb

Jeska or Jekon: uhhh.. ..

Jeska or Jekon: Hey

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's not exactly what I meant."

Smol Asriel: fails

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Jeska."

Smol Asriel: "How do I float then.."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno. Just think like you're floating."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He can float, just doenst feel like doing it for no reason.-

Barchar: "Hi, Jeska."

Rachel [Frisk] : "Greetings, Jeska."

Smol Asriel: closes his eyes, and succeeds!

Smol Asriel: you now have a flying, sugar high goat again

Asriel_Dreemurr: "See? You did it."

Smol Asriel: "Yay!"

Smol Asriel: flies around the bar

Asriel_Dreemurr: -That gives him a short bit of smiling.-

Jeska or Jekon: Hy BC

Jeska or Jekon: hey Frisk

Barchar: again, looks about 9 years younger

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Maybe I should have taught him that before he had so much sugar."

Jeska or Jekon: wheres Hyper?

Smol Asriel: ((Also, getting on the dark path doesn't mean you stay on it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, super doesn't make you hyperactive, but still."

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Barchar: well, where is hyper?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He might rhink it is because that's what he was told."

: Think*

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: ...![/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: ...I think I smell the scent of sugar...[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: is still whizzing around

Ember [Fellby]: ((smazzy goes burnt

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Be careful, child..."

Smol Asriel: ((Lol

Ember [Fellby]: sighs, and starts watching Casablanca again.

Smol Asriel: crashes into Ad

Smol Asriel: "Woops.."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -and her by extension-[/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets crashed into, chuckling a bit as he falls into the couch.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I thought I told you to be careful..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He meant that not seriously.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Aah! -falls back too. She's giggling-[/color][/font]

Hyper: * He's in his timeline.

Barchar: shrugs. "Dunno."

Barchar: "I can't see him."

Smol Asriel: chuckles a bit too, hugging

Rachel [Frisk] : "No idea."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hugs back.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...So, I thought we were doing truth or dare."

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Rachel [Frisk] : "Well, I guess we should play it."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "just don't do anything too extreme. There's a kid here."

Ember [Fellby]: Eh. Count me in, I guess.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Yeah."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Well, I'm a kid![/color][/font]

: ((who's gonna use the spinner

Jeska or Jekon: oh truth or dare>

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kids, I meant."

Jeska or Jekon: haven't done that in a long time

Barchar: is still in

Jeska or Jekon: well, technically I don't think I did

Barchar: might skip her own turn though because frankly she doesn't derive amusement from making people do or say anything embarrassing

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It will hey n to do it again, no?"

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not as Jeska."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She leans back, yawning.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not as Jeska."

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: ((What they k))

: ((The fuck*

: ((MY MESSAGES))

Barchar: "Look, that personality had the memories and personality of Jukon. I don't understand why you're drawing this line in the sand where it doesn't count because it didn't involve her soul

Barchar: (refresh)

: ((HELP))

Barchar: (they're showing up)

: ((FUCKIN RIPP))

Barchar: (REFRESH YA DINGUS)

: ((someone needs to use a spinner

Jeska or Jekon: Because I;m not her BC

Ember [Fellby]: ((okay, who's playing?

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Jeska or Jekon: is playing

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: ((my shits broken))

: ((Oh god))

Rachel [Frisk] : * She's playing.

Barchar: is

: ((Waits it's okay now))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is playing.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -is playong-[/color][/font]

Barchar: (it was going throguh dude)

Barchar: (you just had to refresh)

: ((*playing

: ((Nah, I couldn't see anything))

Rachel [Frisk] : ((playdong

Ember [Fellby]: ((Is that it?

Barchar: (it. went. through.)

Barchar: (we all could see it)

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Barchar: (you just had to refresh)

: ((Yeah, be I was getting no messages, and I did refresh and nothing happened))

: ((For a while))

Jeska or Jekon: so lets play already

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -looks to Smazzy- You wanna play~?[/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: I'm going to spin now

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Alright~![/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: Okay, Barchar, ask AD.

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: ((AYYYYYY

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He awaits his truth or dare.-

Ember [Fellby]: ((THERE THEY ARE

Barchar: "...Can I skip?"

Ember [Fellby]: ((right as we start playing truth or dare

Rachel [Frisk] : ((AYyyyyYYyyyYYY

Ember [Fellby]: ...I mean, I guess.

MettatonSEX: ((AYYYY

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wouldn't mind."

Barchar: "I honesty don't gain anything from making him do or say anything embarrassing."

Barchar: (hi)

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: I'll go in her place.[/color][/font]

Barchar: (we formulated an actually pretty good plan to maybe get Gaster back)

MettatonSEX: and Hella enter the bar.

MettatonSEX: ((oh wow

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Hi~![/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: jumps to his feet, knocking his chair over. "Mettaton, I've got good news!"

MettatonSEX: Hey.

MettatonSEX: Oh, what is it?

: ((and now Sunny's name is a link to her appearance))

Barchar: Barchar stands up. "Nevermind. No more game."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She's wearing a blue dress. She also stands up.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Hellaton, Mettaton."

Hellaton: .....Oh........ dddddid we inininterrupt something?

Rachel [Frisk] : "No!"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Nah, it's fine~![/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: I might have found your husband!

Rachel [Frisk] : "We actually needed Mettaton."

Hellaton: Oh...

Ember [Fellby]: Now there's some bad news though.

MettatonSEX: Oh?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -hugs Frisk-[/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: He... might not be your husband, and he's kind of in the hands of a reality warper.

MettatonSEX: ....Oh no.

Ember [Fellby]: Now, there's more good news - we have a plan.

Barchar: "But it's okay!"

Rachel [Frisk] : * She lets Sunny hug her.

Barchar: "We have a plan to get him back, and I'm like...90% sure it might actually work!"

Rachel [Frisk] : "Righto."

Hellaton: ...Iiii was warned to nonot get involved with rrrrrreality warpers.

Jeska or Jekon: there goes the game

Barchar: "Yeah, you...probably shouldn't come. For many reasons."

MettatonSEX: At least there's a plan.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure other people will stay, Jeska."

Ember [Fellby]: Okay, now, don't freak out, but I need you to pretend we're engaged.

Hellaton: Metttttttaton informed me of therrrrre being certain ththings that may brinnnng memories of hhhhhhhell.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Okay.

Barchar: "Well, okay, that's...I guess that makes sense to start on."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: So, shall we~?[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: It'll be weird considering other events, but I'm an actor.

Smol Asriel: "I gotta go recon, Asriel!"

Rachel [Frisk] : "Don't we have to tell dad the plan?"

Smol Asriel: is still bouncy

Ember [Fellby]: Good, good!

Barchar: "So, you and Fellby-or, rather, 'Ember', as he's going by for the sake of this-are together. I'm your edgy teenage daughter. Grr, spikes, monster cars, heterosexuality."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, Asriel."

MettatonSEX: snickers.

Ember [Fellby]: Adopted, of course.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're staying here."

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Barchar: "Eventually, I 'pass out'."

Barchar: "Meanwhile, Frisk and Sunny are their own team. Two sisters."

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Smol Asriel: "But they said I'd be a great lookout.."

Barchar: "Frisk distracts this asshole, and Sunny helps."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: I go with Frisk as her little siste- Oh, you said it.[/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : "I'm Rachel, and I'm kind of going to flirt to distract."

Smol Asriel: "Lua gave me these goggles"

MettatonSEX: Nice.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're too young."

Rachel [Frisk] : "Kind of."

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Smol Asriel: holds up cute goggles

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry, but you'll get hurt."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: I'm Noëlle![/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: As long as nothing happens to you.

FFrisk: ((SO MY ENTIRE COMPUTER))

Ember [Fellby]: We meet up with Assfuck McGee's little sister.

FFrisk: ((DECIDED))

Jeska or Jekon: leans back on the couch

FFrisk: ((TO SHIT ITSELF))

Rachel [Frisk] : "Also, AD, Smazzy is going to have to come."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why?"

Barchar: "I go over to this guy while he's distracted, and start messing with his head, to convince him that he can't use his reality warping powers."

MettatonSEX: Nice.

Barchar: "Ironically, that means he's going to use his powers to neutralize his powers."

Ember [Fellby]: She leads us to where they're keeping Gaster.

Smol Asriel: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/4mzlle/scp7777_subterranean_temporal_anomaly/

Smol Asriel: ((EUUUGGGHHHHH

FFrisk: ((APPARENTLY MY COMPUTER COULDN'T HANDLE FUCKING LOADING UP A VOCALOID SONG))

Barchar: "We kill the dick, and get Gaster bacl."

Rachel [Frisk] : "He's kind of.. the lookout, he watches everything and makes sure everything goes okay."

MettatonSEX: Right.

Smol Asriel: nods, putting on the goggles

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Why can't anyone else?"

Smol Asriel: "I'm the best lookout"

FFrisk: ((Slar))

Barchar: "So, are we all on board?"

FFrisk: ((Check the comments underneath it))

Rachel [Frisk] : "Nobody else wants to."

Rachel [Frisk] : "Yes."

MettatonSEX: Who gets to kill him? This might be kiiiind of important.

FFrisk: ((Someone wrote an actually good one))

Lua: "I can't really do it with stb hands."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ill do it."

FFrisk: FFrisk quietly sips her tea in the bar.

Smol Asriel: "I'm smol, and fast"

Rachel [Frisk] : "AD, please. Smazzy will be fine."

Smol Asriel: ((Yeah

Rachel [Frisk] : "Smazzy really wants to do it."

Ember [Fellby]: ... Good question. We didn't think that one through.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can I go with him?"

Lua: "I'd also have to explain to you how to do it, and they're about to leave"

Smol Asriel: is very excited

FFrisk: ((Who's in the bar?))

Barchar: "Well, Grillby does have a past with him."

Smol Asriel: is

FFrisk: ((Is everyone currenlty in the bar?))

Ember [Fellby]: I think Frisk will be the closest in proximity to him, so she can stab him in the head.

MettatonSEX: ((all of us rn

Lua: is sitting at one of the tables.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Oh, wow."

Barchar: "But to be fair, he did steal your husband."

Barchar: "Oh, that works."

FFrisk: "...I still have that tea." She's still here.

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Rachel [Frisk] : "I get to shank him?"

Rachel [Frisk] : "In the head?"

Ember [Fellby]: Yes. If possible.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can go with Smazzy, right?"

Barchar: hands her a small chaos sabre. "Here." She says, handing it to her.

FFrisk: "...But..."

MettatonSEX: gives Frisk a beautiful knife.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: I could distract him by pretending to be lost.[/color][/font]

Barchar: "Juuust say that Mettaton says hi. Or Fellby. Pick one."

Rachel [Frisk] : * Fuck the chaos sabre, she's taking the pretty knife.

MettatonSEX: Or both.

Barchar: "Oh, and!"

FFrisk: "...We could...nevermind..."

: ((a pink sparkly shank

Rachel [Frisk] : "Mm?"

MettatonSEX: yeah

Barchar: She hands Frisk a mead bottle. "Don't drink this. Offer it to him. It's poison."

Smol Asriel: (("SCP-7777-A-3 is a flower of a currently unidentified species with humanoid facial features in place of its reproductive organs."

Smol Asriel: ((Huehuehue

Rachel [Frisk] : "Alright, cool."

FFrisk: "...I already..."

Ember [Fellby]: ((lenny

Barchar: "If that doesn't kill gim, it's certainly gonna weaken him."

FFrisk: She had already supplied you with poison but ok.

MettatonSEX: it's pink, adorned, and beautifully efficient.

FFrisk: "...I'll just go home..."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She puts the bottle away, then she tucks the knife into her bra carefully.

MettatonSEX: gets the sheath.

FFrisk: She leaves through the anydoor, her giant leaf carrying her away.

Rachel [Frisk] : * She uses the sheath.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "May I go with you, Smazzy?"

MettatonSEX: Here, this'll be safer to have.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Thanks."

Jeska or Jekon: wish I could help

Smol Asriel: "Aww... I wanted to do it alone.."

Ember [Fellby]: -oh shoot i forgot the poision-

MettatonSEX: Of course.

Ember [Fellby]: Also, hang on.

Rachel [Frisk] : * She takes it, puts the knife in, and THEN puts it in her bra.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can do everything, I'll just keep and eye on you, and make sure you don't get attacked."

Ember [Fellby]: offers Frisk a black bottle. "Here. This is poison."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is that fair?"

Smol Asriel: "I can fight back if I get attacked, watch!"

Ember [Fellby]: Remember to take him by surprise, okay?

Rachel [Frisk] : "Alrighty."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She takes the poison.

Barchar: JUST gave her the poison in the mead bottle

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Wait, how are we going to FIND him?[/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Smazzy don't..."

Smol Asriel: poses dramatically, his hands stretched out to Asriel

MettatonSEX: The knife has a button that will send out a burst of air.

Barchar: "He's a red adn black dragon."

Smol Asriel: sparkles come out

Barchar: "He won't be easy to miss."

MettatonSEX: If the cut doesn't kill, the heart attack will.

Smol Asriel: they don't do anything except tickle his nose

Ember [Fellby]: He's an edgelord. A highly visible edgelord.

FFrisk: And before all that, FFrisk gave you tea, before my computer shit itself.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Ill keep you safe, you be the lookout."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Deal?"

Smol Asriel: "Ok.."

Ember [Fellby]: ... Alright, gang, are we ready?

Hellaton: ...Yyyou know I shshould ge worried that you owwwwn that, Mettaton.

Lua: "Frisk, do me a quick favor, leave the pieces of the stopwatch here so I can stay in the bar."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks kid."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Also, Asriel, dress fancy, but not too fancy.[/color][/font]

Lua: "Because I like staying here, personally."

MettatonSEX: No, I need to change quick.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Alright, so I'll give him the poisoned mead after I flirt with him and take him to some sort of table. Then once he's weak, I stab him."

Rachel [Frisk] : "Is that fine?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -His clothes are now covered by a Delta Rune Robe thing.-

Barchar: "Works for me."

Rachel [Frisk] : "Sunny will be needed if he reaches for my abdomen."

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Jeska or Jekon: just be careful out there AD

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: But we need to get out, and quick, after that![/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: goes into a back room and emerges in a nice suit.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I will."

Ember [Fellby]: That works perfectly.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Alright, good."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: How will we escape?[/color][/font]

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Smol Asriel: "I need some super stealthy camo stuff"

Rachel [Frisk] : * She gives a thumbs up to Metta. "Also, dad, you look nice."

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Barchar: "Wait..."

MettatonSEX: Thanks.

Barchar: "How WILL we escape?"

Ember [Fellby]: We run.

Barchar: "He probably has guards."

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Rachel [Frisk] : "We run really fast."

Barchar: "...Works with me."

Smol Asriel: 's clothes change into a black spy suit

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: I can distract them![/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: "Ima spy"

Rachel [Frisk] : "Maybe through the window if needed."

MettatonSEX: Now, what exactly should I do?

Barchar: "Though one of you might need to carry me for a bit."\

Rachel [Frisk] : "Act."

Ember [Fellby]: ... Huh, true...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I think that's good, Smazzy."

Barchar: "Just stay with Grillby, and act natural when I pass out."

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Fellby will pretend to be engaged with you, you do normal things at the party."

MettatonSEX: nods.

Barchar: "I'm just your edgy daughter that drank way too much and passed out like a regular human."

Rachel [Frisk] : "Yeah."

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Ember [Fellby]: The point of the large group is that we look natrual. We can pretend to slip away and start looking for Gaster.

MettatonSEX: nods.

Lua: wonders if Frisk heard him. Lua's definitely not in uniform to leave the bar for this.

Barchar: "I imbibed regular human alcohol into my regular human body, and has become inebriated as the regular humans do."

Ember [Fellby]: Now are we ready?

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Barchar: "Let's do this."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Yeah~![/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: takes his 'fiancé''s hand.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Yeah, let's go."

Smol Asriel: floats over to Fellby

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up.-

Ember [Fellby]: grabs onto Mettaton's arm. "Well, let's go, sweetie!"

Barchar: "Oh. Uh, I should clarify, my 'name' is Ebony."

Smol Asriel: "I'm ready!"

MettatonSEX: Let's do this, honey.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -hugs Frisk-[/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: Mine is Ember.

MettatonSEX: ...

Barchar: "If they ask the full name: My immortal. You probably know it."

Rachel [Frisk] : * She adjusts her dress, and the knife a little so it's not suspicious.

MettatonSEX: Oh my GOD.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: I'm Noëlle![/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: I'm....

Rachel [Frisk] : "HAH."

MettatonSEX: ........

Rachel [Frisk] : "Amazing."

: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [].

MettatonSEX: I don't have a codename.

: [I got no idea what to de here]

Ember [Fellby]: You could probably stick to Mettaton.

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Yeah."

Barchar: "It's fine. You can just be Mettaton."

Jeska or Jekon: hey AD

Rachel [Frisk] : "There are plenty of Mettatons out there."

Barchar: "And hey, Mettaton Way. Kinda has a ring, eh?"

MettatonSEX: I mean, what other nearly 9' tall robots with huge hips are there?

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes?"

Lua: asked Frisk to do something so he doesn't accidentally fuck this up.

Hellaton: Unlllless they chchoose another name, but thhhhat's irrellllevant.

Jeska or Jekon: hey I'm going to go check in at the hosptial

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Ill meet you there."

Ember [Fellby]: whips out his phone to someone and sends a text. "Okay, I told Sophie we're on our way."

Rachel [Frisk] : * smazzy has the goggles

Rachel [Frisk] : * just sayinh

Asriel_Dreemurr: "As soon as I can."

Rachel [Frisk] : * saying*

MettatonSEX: Alright.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Cool."

Jeska or Jekon: yeah

Lua: (( I asked for you to leave the pieces at the bar ))

Jeska or Jekon: gets up

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: ...Who's Sophie..?[/color][/font]

Lua: (( Like a minute ago ))

Rachel [Frisk] : ((fuck i didn't see that

Jeska or Jekon: quickly kisses AD

Ember [Fellby]: My contact on the inside.

Rachel [Frisk] : * She leaves the pieces at the bar real quick.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Ah.[/color][/font]

Lua: (( -DD does a victory pose- ))

Lua: "There we go, thanks"

Barchar: stretches, standing up. "Alright, let's do this."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Yeah~![/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: nods.

Smol Asriel: has them on

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He kisses back, and goes to Azzy.-

Rachel [Frisk] : "You're welcome. Sorry, just a little caught up in my thoughts."

Hellaton: Ggood luck, alllll of you.

Smol Asriel: (({Excuse you, bitch}

MettatonSEX: Thanks, darling.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Thanks, Hellaton."

Jeska or Jekon: walks to the anydoor and leaves, walking a bit awkwardly

Ember [Fellby]: sidles over to the anydoor, punching in a code. "And, we're off!"

Rachel [Frisk] : "Seeya on the flipside!"

: Smazzy*

Barchar: walks through, looking uninterested and teenager-y

Lua: "Good luck!"

Hellaton: -He nids.-

: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way [Barchar] [Barchar] is now Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way [Barchar] ["Ebony"].

Smol Asriel: follows excitedly

Smol Asriel: "Where should I look out from.."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -walks with Frisk, looking like your usual hyperactive little sister.-[/color][/font]

: Shattered Lua [Lua] is now The Goggles [].

MettatonSEX: walks through, arm in arm with "Ember"

Rachel [Frisk] : * She walks through, kind of showing off a bit. She looks like your average flirty girl.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He goes with Smazzy to where he goes.-

"Ebony": She looks around. "I don't know. Is there a balcony or something?"

Sophie: -The party is at an impressive castle.-

MettatonSEX: Oh, how lovely.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Ooh, impressive.. that must of cost a lot of money, haha.."

: as -He has a chaos breaker at the ready.-

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Ember [Fellby]: sop -The first person you see is a woman with dark skin and powder blue hair.-

: "...Wow, this is a fucking ghost town."

Hellaton: Hhhi...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Wow![/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: ((WHY AREN'T MY COMMANDS WORKING

: as -Unless they're being stealthy.-

Rachel [Frisk] : ((Refresh.

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Rachel [Frisk] : "Why hello there, darling!"

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MettatonSEX: Hello there.

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MettatonSEX: .......

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"Ebony": (obviously they're being stealthy)

Rachel [Frisk] : ((Metta: Rachel you shit you're rubbing off on me.

"Ebony": "Hey." She says, in an uninterested teenager fashion.

Sophie: "Is that really you? I haven't seen you in a while. You've, ah... Grown, Grillby."

: -Quick Notice: The goggles allow for smazzy to automatically identify anyone he looks out with the goggles on. If there's any issues, there's a button on the side to contact Lua at that moment-

Ember [Fellby]: smirks. "Heya, Sophie. You haven't aged a day."

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Smol Asriel: is in a tree

MettatonSEX: Hello. It's nice to meet you.

: -Just because you weren't here earlier-

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is just being how he was at the bar. Quiet and staying with Smazzy."

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: -*

Smol Asriel: unless, where the fuck are we chime

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -is acting like your average hyperactive little girl-[/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : ((what the hell msparp

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Sophie: -It's worth noting she doesn't look a day over 14, and parp hates my guts.-

Rachel [Frisk] : "Nice to meetcha!"

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Smol Asriel: examines the mystery wonam

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: Nice to meetcha~![/color][/font]

Rachel [Frisk] : ((i hate you msparp

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: (( the hell? ))

: (( What the fuck ))

"Ebony": (what?)

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Rachel [Frisk] : "You're certainly looking pretty nice for your age!"

Rachel [Frisk] : ((msparp is messing with me

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: ((imma just go for now))

MettatonSEX: ((oh

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Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy.

Rachel [Frisk] : ((fucking hell

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"Ebony": (this is being problematic)

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MettatonSEX: It's nice to meet you.

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Smol Asriel: ((Ok by adding the fucking dark side I effectively doubled the chapter list

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Smol Asriel: ((And fuckit, why not add the neutral endings too

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: (( Guys I made an amazing mistake ))

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Smol Asriel: ((There is now officially 1200000 exp points in the game to get

Smol Asriel: ((*arc, there'll be more in the game

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MettatonSEX: ((ok

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((holy fucking shit

Rachel [Frisk] : ((am i alive

Rachel [Frisk] : ((i'm alive

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: ((I'M ALIIIIIVE

Smol Asriel: ((Welcome to the 4 people who didn't get timed out club

: ((brb

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MettatonSEX: ((aaaaa

Rachel [Frisk] : ((aaa

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Rachel [Frisk] : ((at least i'm alive

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Ember [Fellby]: ((I LIVE

Ember [Fellby]: ((test

Ember [Fellby]: ((YUP I'M GOOD

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MettatonSEX: ((this test, if failed, will release deadly neurotoxin

Ember [Fellby]: ((hopefully flame comes back - there he is!

"Ebony": (are we fixed)

MettatonSEX: ((the test was passed

"Ebony": (is the minipocalypse over)

MettatonSEX: ((no neurotoxin required

Rachel [Frisk] : ((MVLaDOS

Rachel [Frisk] : ((MAGELaDOS

Titania: ((The fuck))

MettatonSEX: ((yes

Ember [Fellby]: -ANYWAY-

Jeska or Jekon: (rip

Sophie: -"Come on in, the party is already underway." She leads the way into the ballroom.-

Rachel [Frisk] : "Alrighty!~"

Rachel [Frisk] : * She follows.

MettatonSEX: Alright, thank you.

"Ebony": follows, looking bored.

Smol Asriel: is not-so-sneakily floating on the ceiling

MettatonSEX: follows.

MettatonSEX: Oh, and Ebony?

MettatonSEX: Try to have fun.

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Ember [Fellby]: clings to Mettaton's arm.

Rachel [Frisk] : "Yeah! Stop looking so [i]bored[/i]."

"Ebony": "Yeah, sure." she says, rolling her eyes.

Rachel [Frisk] : "This is a party we're talking about!"

MettatonSEX: sighs.

MettatonSEX: I just wannt you to enjoy yourself.

Petros: -At the back of the room, a giant, bara-looking red and black dragon sits, looking mildly entertained.-

"Ebony": "The fun comes later, when the booze hits."

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MettatonSEX: Ebony, please.

Smol Asriel: zooms in on the dragon

Petros: - He's at least 15 feet tall.-

Rachel [Frisk] : * hoo boy

Ember [Fellby]: pet [Petros von Pyre, known reality warper.]

MettatonSEX: wants this guy to just fuck off

Jeska or Jekon: ((rip AD

Ember [Fellby]: does too.

Smol Asriel: ((rip

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Rachel [Frisk] : * she does, too

Rachel [Frisk] : * looking all high and mighty and shit

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -is by frisk-[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: oh rip dd

Rachel [Frisk] : ((so does she just go over right now

"Ebony": makes a beeline for the alcohol, ready to imbibe it into her normal human digestive system

Ember [Fellby]: glances around. "My, what a lovely party. I'd like to try some teacakes, and maybe..."

MettatonSEX: It is lovely...

MettatonSEX: But you know what else is lovely?

Ember [Fellby]: winks. "Slip off for some fun."

Ember [Fellby]: ... Me?

MettatonSEX: Yes.

MettatonSEX: winks back.

Ember [Fellby]: giggles.

Petros: -Frisk may approach him.-

"Ebony": comes back, a bottle of beer in her hand. rolling her eyes at her parents

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -has been staying near Frisk, mostly just looking around at everything-[/color][/font]

Ember [Fellby]: stands on his tiptoes. "Hey, whenever you're ready... we'll slip off and find our guy." he whispers.

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MettatonSEX: nods. He turns to Fellby and whispers, 'Alright', faking a kiss on the cheek to mask it.

Rachel [Frisk] : * She just.. slidessss over to Spongebob. "Why hello there!~ You're looking pretty fine today, if I say so myself.."

Rachel [Frisk] : ((Frisk calls Petros Spongebob

Rachel [Frisk] : ((Petros kicks Frisk out

Rachel [Frisk] : ((Frisk: FUCK

MettatonSEX: ((plan ruined

Ember [Fellby]: blushes.

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Titania: (( http://i.imgur.com/Iepf8FX.gifv Motorcycle helmets make everything 10x more badass ))

Petros: -The dragon looks over, smirking. "You look rather pretty, too." Gee. He's not subtl

MettatonSEX: Oh, I love it when you get like that.

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Ember [Fellby]: Baby, please...

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Rachel [Frisk] : * She smirks. "Why thank you~.. You're the charmer type, huh? My name's Rachel. What's yours?"

MettatonSEX: Is it criminal to show a bit of affection?

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_RP8wbftEpKTFVManJyZndRTkE]Noëlle (Sunny)[/url]: -looks around to see if there are any guards.-[/color][/font]

: BUying out all your drinks.

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: Someone is in the bar, buying shittons of drinks.

Hellaton: Are yyyyou okay?

Petros: -He tilts his head. "Why, I'm Petros. Why don't you take a seat?" He waves his hand, summoning a chair.-

: Who is currently in the bar?

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MettatonSEX: uf -he is-

MettatonSEX: ((fuck

MettatonSEX: ((hellas in the bar

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Ember [Fellby]: You've just got me a little... [sub]hot under the collar.[/sub]

: "I'm fine." *SIIIIIP*

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Rachel [Frisk] : * She keeps the smirk on her face, sitting down at the chair. She faces Spongebob. "Petros? You have quite the name~.."

"Ebony": flinches at the pun.

MettatonSEX: Oh, honey.

: "Erised said this place was alright, and i'm thirsty, so."

"Ebony": "Ugh, you're ruining my LIFE." She says dramatically.

: MY MESSAGES

: YOU LIKE EATING THEM

Rachel [Frisk] : * Evidently, she's trying to sound flirty and she's doing a good job at it.

Ember [Fellby]: ((parp man

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Ember [Fellby]: ((this damn message delay

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MettatonSEX: Didn't I ask you to try to enjoy yourself?

Petros: "And you've got quite the lovely face, madame." He reaches out to stroke her cheek.

Hellaton: .....Oh...

Rachel [Frisk] : * is that bad

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Ember [Fellby]: -nah you're good-

"Ebony": "I guess." She muttered.