Wormhole: 'M surprised he didn't go after Grillbz here, a lot of them are alike, you know.

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Wormhole: smiles at Grillby. "Apologies, of course. You're just so much like my husband."

MettatonSEX: Wait what?

MettatonSEX: .......

Frisk: "Huh."

MettatonSEX: Oh.

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Fanta: lies back on the couch, leaning on hywel

Wormhole: taps his chin. "Actually, come to think of it..."

MettatonSEX: Oh, yeah, uh. That's... that's kinda my husband's ex.

Wormhole: turns to Mettaton. "Did your husband, by chance, bring a small fire elemental here about... uh, ten years ago?"

MettatonSEX: ...Yeah, I think.

Wormhole: smiles. "That was my son."

MettatonSEX: Ah.

Wormhole: takes out the wallet. He's about to show off baby pictures.

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Frisk: "Oh, I remember him."

Frisk: "Vaguely."

FFrisk: A root creeps through the anydoor, burrowing between the floorboards.

FFrisk: And then FFrisk is carried in on a very large leaf.

MettatonSEX: chuckles. "Hah, my husband shows off a wallet of baby photos too.

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MettatonSEX: Hi FFrisk.

Wormhole: -He's got a shitton of pictures of a fire elemental boy, along with pictures of Sans, Papyrus, and Fukufire.-

FFrisk: She just goes to the corner, in a little grass chair. "...Hi."

MettatonSEX: Aww, how cute.

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Wormhole: I knooow, right? Oh gosh, he's getting into a great college, I'm so proud of him...

MettatonSEX: That's wonderful.

Frisk: "Yeah, that's great."

MettatonSEX: I'm happy for you.

Wormhole: coughs, then reaches into thin air and produces a glass of water. He takes a long sip, then continues to ramble.

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FFrisk: ((OH I GET IT))

FFrisk: ((HE USES WORMHOLES TO GET AROUND AND GRAB THINGS))

Wormhole: ((YES

FFrisk: ((HEH))

Frisk: ((YEP

Fanta: rests her head on Hywel's lap

Frisk: ((THAT'S WHAT GASTER USED TO DO

FFrisk: ((I always liked the theory of how we're all surrounded by miniscule little wormholes and black holes))

FFrisk: ((We just can't do anything with them cause their super small))

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Fanta: "Plus there's the problem that I don't even know what caused it, aside from something I drank"

MettatonSEX: sighs.

Jeska or Jekon: ((whats with the post on the subreddit?))

FFrisk: "..." She sips a cup of tea.

Wormhole: ((that appears to be a card game

FFrisk: ((What?))

FFrisk: ((CaU used to be card games))

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FFrisk: ((Thats why its called Cards against Undertale))

Jeska or Jekon: ((the lay out is weird

FFrisk: ((Now it's gone full circle, and they've gone back to the card games while we oldies keep doing this))

Wormhole: ((hue

Fanta: ((http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=2

Wormhole: ((i'd crash it as gaster but well

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Shattered Lua: (( How do we keep going full circle ))

Wormhole: ((wait i can just use a different gaster

Fanta: ((It's already over

Wormhole: ((oh

FFrisk: FFrisk seems a bit too curious about Wormhole's ability to just randomly grab things.

FFrisk: "...Would you like some tea?"

MettatonSEX: ((you crash as gaster. "tHIS IS WHERE YOUVE BEEN DARLING I MISSED YOU"

Wormhole: sighs. "Anyway, enough about my kids - oh, yes, of course."

Wormhole: ((gaster: shit *skedaddles*

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton: gaster wait please

FFrisk: She hands a cup of purple-black tea to Wormhole. It smells like blackberries.

FFrisk: She has managed to grow blackberries in that death forest, somehow.

FFrisk: They probably aren't even blackberries, and are some kind of random fruit.

Wormhole: takes a deep whiff. "Mmmh, smells delicious." He takes a sip.

Frisk: ((damn

Jäger Leyline: -walks in-

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Frisk: ((i wanted to crash the game by shouting "I'M A FUCKING OLDIE, THIS IS MY LAND"

Wormhole: ((get off my lawn

Fanta: is lying on a busty hywel's lap

FFrisk: It's not poisonous, don't worry.

FFrisk: Buuut it does taste like bitter fruit.

Jäger Leyline: dude. holy shit. Azalea wasn't kidding

Frisk: ((me, mv, and chime are the oldest oldies here))

Wormhole: grimaces. "Oooh, it's very bitter..."

Fanta: "What..?"

MettatonSEX: ((i joined three days before i began dating my gf

Jäger Leyline: you're a dude Fanty

Fanta: he might even be moreso that fanta, idk

Fanta: "Yep... Azzy put something in some soda and now this."

Shattered Lua: (( Then it's Me/Slar, I don't remember when I came in, but I was only off by a few days ))

Frisk: ((i joined when i was browsing /r/undertale

Shattered Lua: he came in*

MettatonSEX: ((same

Wormhole: ((i think me, frisky, and mv are pre-subreddit

Frisk: ((yeah

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Frisk: ((we're fucking old as fuck

FFrisk: "...Sorry, I don't have many sweet things in my forest..."

Jäger Leyline: so those are real now huh? -points at Hywel's bust-

FFrisk: "The bugs eat them..."

Fanta: ((I joined post subreddit, first week in NOV I think

Fanta: "Hey, those are mine, hands off"

Wormhole: ((november was when the subreddit was made

FFrisk: ((I might be the like, third-youngest oldie.))

Shattered Lua: (( I'm pretty sure I was either post subreddit, or I found it the day the sub was formed. ))

FFrisk: ((I know I came just before Ultima))

MettatonSEX: ((oh no wait the subreddit was nov

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MettatonSEX: ((im the middle oldie

Jäger Leyline: heh

FFrisk: ((I know for a fact Bio was after me))

Wormhole: ((subreddit went up on nov 11

FFrisk: "...So I can only grow poisonous things...and bitter things..."

Wormhole: ((there was a skype call before that

MettatonSEX: ((bc chime was there bc my first action was to flirt

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MettatonSEX: ((subreddit predated me dating my gf by three days

FFrisk: ((I was Flowey Pot))

MettatonSEX: ((you were everyone

Jäger Leyline: so this a permanent?

Fanta: ((Flowey_the_motherfucking_flowe?

FFrisk: ((My first action was to make Sans leave the table with sadistic cards))

FFrisk: ((No, Flowey_Pot))

Fanta: "Supposedly ten months to ten years

Frisk: ((i think chime is oldest

Fanta: "Ugh..."

Frisk: ((mv is the middle child

MettatonSEX: ((my first action was to flirt with gaster so yeah

Frisk: ((i'm the youngest and the little shit

MettatonSEX: ((wait frisk irl how old are you

MettatonSEX: ((bc chimes older than me

MettatonSEX: ((irl and groupwise

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Frisk: ((i'm not comfortable with sharing it irl but my first game was a /r/undertale post, i didn't join the skype call

Jäger Leyline: ((thought it was 10 days

MettatonSEX: ((if youre under 18 years and 9 months old then ur the youngest oldie all the way

MettatonSEX: ((ok

MettatonSEX: ((if ur over that then dang

Wormhole: Hmmm...

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Frisk: ((yeah, you're the middle child

Frisk: ((i'm a little younger

Fanta: ((B is an oldie

Fanta: ((So he's the youngest

MettatonSEX: ((ok, nice, nice

FFrisk: "...I-I can go get some other tea...if you want..."

FFrisk: ((If you haven't noticed, my timid characters and my 'quiet' characters have one difference in them))

Wormhole: It's fine. I'll finish this cup and switch back to water.

Frisk: ((i'm the little shitchild

FFrisk: ((Wheras FFrisk spams ellipses, Shelly stutters every few words))

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Frisk: ((chime is the oldest child that's part shit part leader

MettatonSEX: ((hella: *does both*

Shattered Lua: (( So question, what point is the separation point of the oldies? ))

Wormhole: ((idk

Frisk: ((idk

Fanta: ((We're inherently better

Frisk: ((probably around the end of november?))

MettatonSEX: ((i'm the second oldest oldie and i alto stop being a treblemaker but thats one of my bassic qualities

FFrisk: ((I think Bio))

FFrisk: ((If you're younger than Bio, you aren't an oldie))

Frisk: ((if you're eleven years old you aren't an oldie))

Fanta: ((I was before bio

MettatonSEX: ((i feel oldie, middle, and new are the three. pre-subreddit are oldies, post-subreddit and pre-charat are middle, post-charat are newbies

Shattered Lua: (( Huh, I'm actually wrong. ))

Frisk: ((if you're a baby you aren't an oldie

FFrisk: ((I mean if you came after Bio))

Shattered Lua: (( I joined either later Nov or earlier Dec. ))

FFrisk: ((I joined late december))

Fanta: ((Middle-early nov

FFrisk: ((Like, the sub had been around for a bit))

Fanta: ((tbh I think everyone from xyzzy qualifies

FFrisk: ((I'm post-sub, pre-charat))

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Fanta: bread jager just came in and poked ur tits

MettatonSEX: ...

Frisk: ((we're the trio of oldies

: ((Fucking))

Fanta: is on hywel's lap

MettatonSEX: ((yep

MettatonSEX: ((my gf is a newbie

Frisk: ((yep

Hywel: -Good thing he was sleeping.-

FFrisk: She's just observing Wormhole.

Hywel: -He wakes up.-

Shattered Lua: (( I'm in the same boat as FFrisk ))

Shattered Lua: (( Laharl ))

MettatonSEX: ((yep

Fanta: no drinks are safe at the fanta household anymore, btw

Shattered Lua: (( I'm fucking tired and just typed character name ))

Fanta: I hope azalea didn't, unless she did

Shattered Lua: (( and it's only 7pm ))

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MettatonSEX: ((youre the middle childrem

Jäger Leyline: (he did not

Fanta: "Howdy, Hywel"

Shattered Lua: (( Wouldn't the middle children be those who joined during charat? ))

Azalea: -She hasn't had any drinks yet.-

Frisk: ((The one that must not be named is a "FUCKINGRULEBREAKINGSHITSTAINTHATTRIESTODEFENDHIMSELFBUTFUCKYOUFUCKYOUEATSHITWHORE".

Jäger Leyline: sits down next to Hywel

Hywel: "Not a bad dream, huh?"

Fanta: "Nope"

Wormhole: finishes his tea.

Fanta: "Jager poked your tits"

Hywel: -He sighs, leaning back.-

Hywel: "Really?"

MettatonSEX: ((no bc nobody really joined post parp

Fanta: "Mhm"

Jäger Leyline: hey there, hows the new life

Jäger Leyline: HEY I did not

Hywel: "Honestly wouldn't be surprised if you did though."

Frisk: ((Fun Fact: One of the first things I roleplayed was "* Toriel slapped [i forgot who] in the balls as punishment."))

Frisk: ((I immediately left and rejoined as Frisk))

Frisk: ((Things went from there))

MettatonSEX: ((that is great

Fanta: ((One of the first things i rped was "You fucking furry sans"

MettatonSEX: ((the first thing i rped was flirting with gaster

FFrisk: (("STAY AWAY FROM MY MOM, YOU FUCKING FURRY"))

Azalea: -Shes with Loni, making sure she's safe at home.-

FFrisk: "...Was it that bad?"

Jäger Leyline: dont get me wrong I'd like to

Wormhole: ((ooooh gee what was one of the first things i rped

Fanta: if azalea wants on the gravy train, there's still plenty of soda left

Wormhole: ((uh

Hellaton: .......

Hywel: "...So."

Wormhole: ((gaster chugging alcohol from a klein bottle

Loni Leyline: -is with Azalea

Fanta: "Gaster's missing, so that option is out.."

Shattered Lua: (( I did a lot of eclipses with Napstabot. ))

Frisk: ((nice

Hywel: "Well shit..."

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MettatonSEX: ((gaster: i just started an intergalactic war. by stealing an important official's panties

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Shattered Lua: (( And then I realized I can be the king of third parties with Azazel ))

Hywel: "Is Mettaton okay?"

Wormhole: ((YES

Wormhole: ((I REMEMBER THAT

MettatonSEX: ......

Frisk: ((YES

Fanta: "Yeah, he's looking for him"

MettatonSEX: Nope.

Frisk: ((I REMEMBER THAT TOO

Frisk: "..Eh."

Fanta: "Aside from getting punched in the face"

MettatonSEX: I'm as okay as I am a child.

Wormhole: finishes the tea. He reaches into thin air... and gets a whole lunch.

FFrisk: She takes the silence as yes, and the very large tree limb holding her up rumbles a bit.

Hywel: "I'm sorry, Mettaton."

MettatonSEX: I'm broken inside.

Fanta: "Oh, sor-"

Fanta: the realization hits her out of nowhere

Fanta: "I'll be right back"

Loni Leyline: -has moved in at Fantas/Azalea's place. Setting up some medical stuff

Fanta: gets up

Hywel: "What?"

Frisk: ((Gaster: you're broken Metta: yes i am

MettatonSEX: ((then metta drank three shits of mercury and jacked off on the floor

Fanta: "I'd explain but Hella's here"

Frisk: ((Gaster: i'll put you back together <3

Fanta: walks out the anydoor

MettatonSEX: (/uf Iii can leleave.

Hywel: "...Okay?"

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Hellaton: Iii can lleave,

MettatonSEX: ((YES

Wormhole: unwraps the lunch. It's got a note from his husband on it.

Fanta: comes back, taking the packaging off a pill and handing it to hywel "Take this."

Fanta: "Just in case"

MettatonSEX: ((also, i said "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALPHYS" in wingdings

Hywel: "What is it?"

Frisk: ((yeah

Frisk: ((I remember roleplaying a Magician Frisk))

Hellaton: -He covers his audio receptors-

Fanta: "Protection for last night"

MettatonSEX: feels a tug at his soul, and not from the wires.

Jäger Leyline: heh, don't wanna get knock up Hywel

Hywel: "...Ohhh shit, can that happen now?"

Fanta: "I don't know, but probably"

Hywel: -He takes it.-

Jäger Leyline: even though you are one of those Amalgates

Hywel: "Goddamnit Azzy."

Wormhole: folds up the note and goes after the drink inside - he's not hungry right now.

Fanta: "There.. possible crisis averted"

Fanta: lies back down in his lap

MettatonSEX: feels his wires seem to tighten.

Hywel: "Compared to the shit I dealt with before this is a minor unconvienience."

Jäger Leyline: so you gonna be this way for long Hywel?

Hywel: -He wraps his arms around Fanta.-

Hywel: "Ten months to ten years."

Fanta: snuggles up to him, smiling

Fanta: "God.."

MettatonSEX: wraps his arms around his waist. He's in mild pain.

Hywel: "I hope it's shorter."

Fanta: it was

FFrisk: "..."

Jäger Leyline: recommend finding a cure

Wormhole: looks up. "Sir? Are you alright?"

Shattered Lua: (( Jager: "I hope it's the latter" ))

FFrisk: Her tree winds itself into a sort of barrel, with her in the center of it.

MettatonSEX: Haha...

Hywel: "It's a bullshit potion, not even a disease."

MettatonSEX: No...

Fanta: "I-"

Jäger Leyline: you cant likely find something to counter it

Fanta: "Oh god what if he had more"

Wormhole: Do you need help?

MettatonSEX: I'm sorry, I... I feel a bit jealous.

Frisk: ((Metta kills Wormhole))

Hywel: "wouldn't drinking it again reverse it?"

Jäger Leyline: maybe

Hywel: "Or is that too easy?"

Jäger Leyline: might extend it

MettatonSEX: Hah... I'm seeing someone so familiar but so strange at the same time... sorry, this isn't your faukt.

Wormhole: I... oh, I'm sorry...

Jäger Leyline: is there two different drinks, that that obvously changes a female to male

Fanta: "I don't know"

Wormhole: Should I go?

Fanta: "I mean.. we could try but it could make things worse"

MettatonSEX: No, no, it's fine. I can... I can get over--

Hywel: -He shrugs, leaning back with Fanta.-

MettatonSEX: is interrupted by a hug.

Fanta: we have established that drinking a second one makes you an attack helicopter

Hywel: "I'm sure this will eventually stop."

Hellaton: Iiit's okayay.

Fanta: "Yeah.."

FFrisk: (( http://prntscr.com/bcgey0 I just noticed this ))

MettatonSEX: ((what if you already are one

Fanta: "But this isn't so bad"

MettatonSEX: ((hey, listen

: ((Yeah what if you drink one as an attack helicopter))

Hellaton: It's gogoing to be oayyy.

MettatonSEX: *okayyy

MettatonSEX: ...You... you're right...

Hywel: "...Ill get over this."

Jäger Leyline: hey it you got some left why not get a scientist to study it

Wormhole: ((then you become a... shit, i dunno, a pinapple?

Jäger Leyline: maybe make a counter to it

MettatonSEX: ((you become god

Frisk: * Well, she joins the hugfest.

Frisk: ((Azzy hits on Frisk during the hug

MettatonSEX: Thanks...

Fanta: ((He promised

Frisk: ((Metta: what did i say earlier YOU LITTLE BITCH

Hywel: "...I dunno, I think it won't actually last ten months."

Fanta: ((And he is a goat of his word

Frisk: ((ikkkk

Fanta: "Yeah..."

Jäger Leyline: hopefully

Shattered Lua: (( I misread that as Azzy hits Frisk during a hug ))

Jäger Leyline: but if thats sure

Jäger Leyline: true*

Frisk: ((wow

Wormhole: wonders if he should join the hug too.

MettatonSEX: ((frisk: OW

MettatonSEX: you can

Hywel: "Plus I'm sure Fanta is loving it."

Jäger Leyline: that means if you want to experiment, do it now

Shattered Lua: (( It turns out that Azzy is actually abusive. ))

Frisk: ((If that happened

Hywel: "Experiment how?"

Frisk: ((Hellaton would murder Azzy

Fanta: "Heh, you do look adorable"

Wormhole: timadly approaches Mettaton and enters the hug fest.

MettatonSEX: ((*DISTORTED POWER OF NEO IN THE DISTANCE*

MettatonSEX: accepts Wormhole into the hug, crying.

Jäger Leyline: well I'm sure you two have taken advantage of this

Frisk: ".. We all care about you."

Hywel: "...How?"

Wormhole: I'm sorry. We'll find him soon.

Frisk: "Yeah, we will."

Jäger Leyline: blankly stares at him

Hywel: -He actually is smiling a bit from when Fanta called him cute.-

Jäger Leyline: you've fucked right?

Hywel: "Oh."

Fanta: "Well duh"

Hywel: "Yeah."

Fanta: "I just gave him birth control"

Jäger Leyline: yeah Fanta said you did

Hywel: "That was the first thing we did."

MettatonSEX: I'm sorry... it feels so nice to see a Gaster here, but... knowing you're not the one I love, it's...it feels like I'm with a stranger.

Jäger Leyline: Azalea*

Jäger Leyline: that means if you want to try anything else do it now

Hywel: "Like what?"

Hellaton: Iiiit's... it'll be okayayay. You at llleast have others who lolove you.

Wormhole: Well, we've just met right? That means we are strangers, for now.

Fanta: "I will"

MettatonSEX: Yes, but you look so familiar.

Jäger Leyline: smiles

MettatonSEX: It... it hurts a bit.

Fanta: "You know I will"

Jäger Leyline: wanna make it a threesome?

Hywel: "No!"

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Wormhole: I understand, of course.

Jäger Leyline: well if you ever want to do that, you'll have to do it soon

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Frisk: ((Fellby: Fanta, you're a man now? Congrats! Show us that dick!))

Frisk: ((Fellby: You're not a tool anymore!))

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MettatonSEX: ((hi darling!

Frisk: ((hi jalphys

Alphys: (hi darling! hi fricky!)

Alphys: (*frisky

Wormhole: ((ngl fellby is curious as to what he'd look like as a woman

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Frisk: ((Damn, fire tits.))

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Jäger Leyline: (Frisk would wonder that too

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Jäger Leyline: ((wonder what Frisk would look like if he was a girl

Frisk: ((Frisk already is a fucking woman

Jäger Leyline: (....wait

Wormhole: ((but in the end he'd be way too bothered by having breasts and fem genitals if he were to change

Frisk: ((oh

Frisk: ((wrong frisk

Frisk: ((yeah true

Fanta: is gonna use those fuckin tentacles soon

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton as a woman: looks exactly the same but has a higher vocal pitch

Fanta: if anyone else wants temp-genderbent azzy can have slipped anyone the potion

Jäger Leyline: whispers to Fanta, "you gotta get me in of this action

Jäger Leyline: ((I may want Jager to have some

MettatonSEX: ((i doubt it works on robots

Fanta: "Hell no, I finally have someone to use these on"

MettatonSEX: ((and even then nah

Fanta: makes a smol tentacle

Wormhole: ((for fellby to have gotten the drink, azzy would have had to sneak into the barkery

Fanta: puts it away before anyone sees

Jäger Leyline: ((Jager turns and everyone hits on him

MettatonSEX: fanta has never heard of anal

Jäger Leyline: We both can have some fun though

Wormhole: ((and slip some into fellby's flask

Fanta: wouldn't be hard for someone who can evaporate

Wormhole: -tru-

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Frisk: ((Frisk would look sexier as a woman than a man))

Fanta: could also have docked him before, but nah

Hywel: "...@

: "*

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Fanta: "Nah"

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Fanta: ((What if hyper got fukt

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Frisk: (("We really don't need codewords at this point, but mine might as well be 'gummy goats'." -Frisky, 2015

Jäger Leyline: whatever

Jäger Leyline: Grillby a beer please

Grillby: - He hands the gote a beer.-

Jäger Leyline: thankss

Jäger Leyline: pops it open and takes a swig

Frisk: (("I'm slightly new to RP, so I'm sticking with Napstablook/Napstabot at the moment, though I may try other characters," -DD, 2015

Hywel: "I'd drink if I didn't know the downsides."

Fanta: "Eh, one or two won't hurt"

Fanta: "But what do I know, I can't"

Frisk: (("I don't really ship Gaster with anyone," -Chime, 2015

Jäger Leyline: so if you guys see a demon looking knight, be sure to attack it

Shattered Lua: (( Oh god we're quoting now ))

Wormhole: ((look how that fucking changed

Hywel: "Okay."

Wormhole: ((i ship him with grillby, asgore, and mettaton now

Jäger Leyline: it kidnapped Loni yesterday

Fanta: "Oh shit"

Wormhole: ((plus one of the babel gasters is dating a toriel

Azalea: -Ahes probably at home with Azalea, watching TV with snuggles.-

Frisk: (( "If you want a codeword I guess I can just say "welcome to hell"" -MV, 2015

Hywel: "She alright?"

YoungKingAsgore: (Wait Asgore?

Frisk: ((MV never changed

Wormhole: ((it's called kingdings

Jäger Leyline: yeah we got her

Wormhole: ((i don't reallly... 'actively' ship it, per se

Jäger Leyline: Fanta I'm putting her to stay with Azalea

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Hywel: -He nods.-

Bishop: ((but this guy's married to asgore

Hywel: "Yeah, they're pretty good friends, right?"

Wormhole: ((and if i see kingdings i'll be like, "oh, that's cute"

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Frisk: (( "Who am I? Laharl Krichevskoy of course, why, can you not see that glorious name?" -Asshole, 2015

Jäger Leyline: ((didnt know Laharl was Slavic

Wormhole: lets go of Mettaton.

Frisk: * She also lets go.

Hywel: "...So."

Jäger Leyline: ...can I at least get a feel?

Frisk: ((shit mv isn't here

Hywel: -He doesn't know Loni and Azalea are daring btw.-

Wormhole: ((they aren't rip

Hywel: "Of my breasts?"

Jäger Leyline: yeah, wanna see how they feel

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Hywel: "How about no?"

Jäger Leyline: come on

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Hywel: "Were in a public place anyways."

Hywel: "No."

Frisk: ((now they aren't rip

MettatonSEX: ((sorry my wifi cut out

Wormhole: ((oh wait there they are

: ((Jäger: yes))

Frisk: ((nah it's fine

MettatonSEX: unhugs.

: ((Hywel: no))

Jäger Leyline: if we are in public then?

Jäger Leyline: private*

: ((Jäger: yes))

Hywel: "I'd think about it."

Hywel: "Most likely not."

Jäger Leyline: I;ll tell you a secert about Azalea if you do

MettatonSEX: ((welcome to hell

Hywel: "...What."

Jäger Leyline: gotta promise

Hellaton: -Unhug-

Hywel: -He gets up, walking to the bedroom.-

Jäger Leyline: looks around for a minute and follows?

MettatonSEX: I... I think I'm better now.

Frisk: "That's good."

Hywel: -He closes the door behind them.-

Wormhole: Good...

MettatonSEX: Ggood.

MettatonSEX: that was hella

Jäger Leyline: so...

Hywel: "Okay fine do it. Quick."

Hellaton: Ggood.

Frisk: * HELLA POSSESSED METTA

Jäger Leyline: first thing is first

Frisk: * SHOOT HIM

Frisk: * lolno

Jäger Leyline: Azalea and Loni are dating

MettatonSEX: dont shoot the sassy cinnabun

Wormhole: steps back.

Hywel: "...Huh. That's kinda cute."

MettatonSEX: Sorry about that.

Jäger Leyline: didn't want to say that to everyone just incase

Frisk: * don't shoot the sassy, low self esteem, broken cinnabun

Wormhole: It's okay, really.

Hywel: "Okay."

Jäger Leyline: and thats all

Frisk: "It's fine!"

Frisk: "No need to apologize."

Jäger Leyline: also theres a demon knight after her, attack Azalea

Jäger Leyline: attacked Azalea*

Hywel: "She fight back?"

Jäger Leyline: lof course

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Jäger Leyline: had your bow

Hywel: "Good. Don't let her get hurt."

Hywel: "Okay, I'm gonna exit the room now."

Frisk: ((Metta: Gaster is apart of me. Without him, I'm broken. That's why I want him back.))

Hywel: -He turns to leave.-

Jäger Leyline: alright

Frisk: ((Hella: am i apart of you

Jäger Leyline: goes outside

Frisk: ((Frisk: am i apart of you

Hywel: -He sits back down, placing Fanta back where she was.-

Fanta: has been staring blankly ahead, that's the only way jager didn't get stabbed

MettatonSEX: ((metta: yes to hella, no to frisk. its a romance thing

Frisk: ((Frisk: oh.

Jäger Leyline: sits down next to them

Hywel: "You good Fanta?"

Jäger Leyline: see I ain't a scum bag after all

Hywel: "Yeah, sure."

Frisk: ((Frisk: am i apart of you family-wise

MettatonSEX: ((metta: yes

Fanta: lol he didn't even send the message that he got a feel

Fanta: ripppp

Frisk: ((Frisk: am i special

Jäger Leyline: purposely didn't feel Hywel up

Wormhole: sits down and starts to nibble at the food.

MettatonSEX: ((metta: youre a shining star, darling

Fanta: will jager have his own problems once that beer kicks in

Hellaton: ......Um, Iii'm sorry, I, uh, dididn't introduce myself...... Iii'm Hellaton.....

Frisk: ((Metta: i'm a black hole, i grow attached to people and i bring them closer but really all i am is nothing.))

: ((Metta: and technically shinning stars you see in the sky have been dead for many years))

Jäger Leyline: ((if you're refering to being drunk no, if the drink was laced with the potion then yes

: ((Metta: you're dead to me))

Fanta: ((I was saying the potion

MettatonSEX: ((frisky thats sorta tru

: ((Is the potion in the beer))

MettatonSEX: ((in his eyes anyway

Jäger Leyline: ((I'm assuming so

Frisk: ((true

: ((Rip))

Jäger Leyline: ((though slarv didn't say it was

Fanta: ((It can be wherever you want

Jäger Leyline: ((k it wwas

Fanta: ((It's up to anyone

Jäger Leyline: eh.....man that beer was strong, starting to feel weird

Hywel: "...Fanta?"

Hywel: "Hah! Fuck you it's totally the potion!"

Fanta: is still staring

Frisk: ((Jäger: Did you drug that beer..?

Fanta: if jager looks at the bottle

Hywel: -He shakes Fanta.-

Jäger Leyline: looks at he beer

Fanta: it has a label "You have been royally punk'd by the wonderful and sexy Azzy"

Jäger Leyline: wha?

: ((Get pranked))

Fanta: snaps back to reality, "Huh?"

MettatonSEX: those last two are debatable

Hywel: "Jäger drank the potion by accident.)

Frisk: * ohp there goes gravity

: "*

Shattered Lua: -I'm pretty sure Azzy is Azzy-

Fanta: "Sorry... blacked out for a bit there"

Jäger Leyline: ah fuck did he put a laxative in her?

Jäger Leyline: here*

Fanta: "Wait what?"

Wormhole: looks up. "What's going on?"

: ((I was joking dun worry))

MettatonSEX: ((i meant wonderful and sexy

Shattered Lua: -:D-

Hywel: "No, you're gonna be a female."

Hellaton: ........................

Fanta: "Hah!"

Jäger Leyline: uhhhh...need to go tot he bathroom

Fanta: "Join the club Jager!"

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Hywel: "Heh."

Jäger Leyline: What? NO!

Frisk: "... I'm glad I don't drink that often."

Jäger Leyline: I WONT ALLOW IT

Hywel: "That's what you get for asking to feel me up."

Jäger Leyline: HEY I USED THAT TO COVER OUR CONVERSATION

Jäger Leyline: I didn't actually do anything

Hywel: "Yeaaahhh, but I'm supposed to believe that?"

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Jäger Leyline: Fine see if I'll do you a favor ever again

MettatonSEX: oh my god what if one of the guys under the potion's effects got his period

Wormhole: gets a call. "Oh! It's raining. Sorry, everyone, I've got to go pick my husband up - he can't walk home."

Fanta: "You tried to feel him up?"

Wormhole: -OH MY GOD-

Hywel: -He snickers.-

Fanta: YES

MettatonSEX: Oh, a lright.

Frisk: * WOW

Hellaton: ...Bbby e.

Jäger Leyline: I asked and he walked straight to the backroom

Frisk: "Seeya on the flipside."

Fanta: "Wow, ok"

Wormhole: disappears.

Hywel: "He asked."

Jäger Leyline: you should be talking to him

Jäger Leyline: AW SHIT

Hywel: "He said he knew a secret about Azalea, so I was worried."

Fanta: "Well you won't need to ask anymore" She laughs

Jäger Leyline: runs to the bathroom

Hywel: "Just feel y- okay bye."

MettatonSEX: IS THIS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

Fanta: is laughing

Frisk: "... Now all the guys are being turned into girls."

Fanta: it should so happen

MettatonSEX: ((jager: IM BLEEDING WHAT DO

Fanta: hywel wakes up "Why are my pants red"

Fanta: fanta doesn't know what to do because she doesn't have them

: Wormhole [Wormhole] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Fanta: rip

Fanta: (({This was the best idea}

Frisk: ((ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.))

MettatonSEX: ((lol

: ((Fellby then attempts to pick up Hywel for a job))

Fanta: ((AND ANOTHER ONE GONE AND ANOTHER ONE GONE

Fellby: ((ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Shattered Lua: (( AND ANOTHER ONE BITES, AND ANOTHER ONE BITES ))

Jäger Leyline: eventually walks out, completely a female. Hes as sexy as he was handsome, and he was very handsome. Due to his slender nature, he armour seems to fit mostly fine, but tis a little big for him-

Hywel: "Fucking hell, this is gonna be a pandemic across the whole bar."

Fanta: quickly pulls out her phone and takes a picture "I AM SAVING THIS"

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Fellby: -Guess who also got pranked by azzy-

Hywel: -He laughs, falling onto his back.-

Frisk: "..."

Jäger Leyline: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO STAND UP STRAIGHT WITH THESE CANS?

Frisk: "Oh my fuck."

Fanta: is laughing her ass off

Fanta: holds Hywel

Hywel: "I Fucking can't..."

Fanta: "Oh my god this is great"

Frisk: "I think I liked it when everybody was normal."

Hywel: "What the fuck man."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks in.-

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Jäger Leyline: is freaking out a bit

Shattered Lua: -Someone appears behind Frisk. This someone immediately goes into glitchy, broken laughter-

Fanta: is laughing

Frisk: "Uh."

Fanta: "Howdy there!"

Hywel: "You'll get used it it, it is weird at first though."

Fellby: walks in, seemingly taking this in stride, literally. Those five inch heels are doing wonders to his posture.

Frisk: * She turns around immediately.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, ev-"

Jäger Leyline: looks at AD

MettatonSEX: ...Nice heels

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Everyone."

Shattered Lua: "Hns Tkaer"

Hellaton: ...Ffellby?!

Fellby: Alright. Which one of you assholes desided to give me tits?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What... Has been going on?"

MettatonSEX: Not me.

Frisk: * i have literally no idea

Frisk: * what he's saying

Jäger Leyline: IT WAS THA PUNK ASS AZZY KID

Hellaton: Nnno idea.

Hellaton: Oh.

Jeska or Jekon: -walks in-

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Shattered Lua: has cracks all over his body and really distorted speech.

Fellby: ... I am going to beat his ass.

Jeska or Jekon: what the hell?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...No, Jeska, we should just turn around..."

Hellaton: -twinsies-

Frisk: "What are you.. talking about?"

Frisk: "I.. don't think I understand you."

Jeska or Jekon: HAH serves you right Jager

Fellby: crosses his very... very alluring legs. Mettaton might have some competition here.

Frisk: * She pulls out the pieces of the stopwatch.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "There are... Many complications here currently."

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Frisk: "Do these have to do with you being this way?"

Jeska or Jekon: Everyone! be sure to hit on Jager every chance you get

Fanta: "So AD, let me recap for you"

Jeska or Jekon: yeah lets go

MettatonSEX: bitch please

Shattered Lua: "I mads, I cer't radsy cwensdl mw sepach"

Hywel: "It's all gone to shit everyone is becoming the wrong body."

Frisk: * bitch please

Fellby: Sorry, sweetie, you've gotta pay me to do that.

Frisk: * metta's legs are way sexier

Hellaton: -he has nice legs too-

Fanta: "I'm a guy, Jager's a girl, Hywel's a girl, and so is fellby"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fanta, you look different, aswell?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can't you change back?"

Fanta: "Nope"

Fanta: "Don't know why"

Frisk: "Ah."

Shattered Lua: just nods.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He shakes his head, turning around.-

Frisk: ((There better be a fucking way to bring everybody back to normal

Fanta: "Be careful what you drink"

: ((Brb))

Fanta: ((It's temporary

Jäger Leyline: ((thast up to the rper

Frisk: ((k

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Jäger Leyline: ((yeah why Slarv said

Hellaton: I have zezero attraction to yyyyou but. ....Yyyou lololook nice.

Jäger Leyline: walks over to the couch

Fellby: Thanks.

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MettatonSEX: I agree.

Fellby: Anyway, that's not what I was heading here for.

Jäger Leyline: God of all time people became a female

Jäger Leyline: and I'm changed too

Frisk: "So, how can I fix you?"

Frisk: "Do you know how?"

Fellby: stares at Mettaton. "I've still got no sign of your husband."

MettatonSEX: .....Aw, shit.

Shattered Lua: "Sq, wty il ejytine a dweifet gnwner?"

Frisk: * Instead of paying attention to lady's night, she's actually trying to fucking help a person

Shattered Lua: shrugs.

Shattered Lua: points to a notepad, he has an idea that might help a bit.

Hellaton: -He sees Lua.- Ohhhh my gogod...

Frisk: * She grabs the notepad and hands it to Lua.

Frisk: "Much better."

Fellby: pulls a cigarette out of his cleavage, popping it in his mouth. "Yeah. I'm hoping I don't find him, to be honesst. He doesn't deserve this."

Shattered Lua: 'There we go'

Hellaton: ........

Frisk: "Ah, that's waaaaay better."

Shattered Lua: 'So, uh yeah.'

Jäger Leyline: sits next to Fanta and Hywel

MettatonSEX: .........Excuse you.

Shattered Lua: 'So, the only idea I have is that this happened when the stopwatch broke'

Shattered Lua: '...well, broke more'

Frisk: "Makes sense."

Frisk: "So we'll need to fix the stopwatch."

Fellby: ... Sorry about that. He doesn't deserve to be a slave is what I'm getting at.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Fellby: Basically, I'm hoping I'm not the one to find him.

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Shattered Lua: 'That'd help'

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MettatonSEX: OH. Right, yeah.

Frisk: "Thing is, we need somebody to fix it. Know any clockmakers?"

Shattered Lua: suddenly winces, it looks like the pencil and the notepad are now partially into his hands.

Frisk: "Ehh.."

Frisk: "Does that hurt?"

Hywel: -He leans on Jäger.-

Jäger Leyline: I can barely fit in my armour now

Shattered Lua: "Fadsads Swer"

Hellaton: Oh nno...

Shattered Lua: nods.

Hywel: "How's it feel?"

Jäger Leyline: wa-wa- are you doing?

Jäger Leyline: blushes a bit

Frisk: ((Lua: Fatass Swerve

Fellby: Sorry about that, I'm kind of... distracted.

MettatonSEX: ((fast

Hywel: "...I was just leaning on you, but I'll stop."

MettatonSEX: I apologize for misunderstanding.

Frisk: "Take it out, then."

Jäger Leyline: takes off his armour and its in a tight fitting under layer

Frisk: "If you can."

Jäger Leyline: well just the torso armor

Fellby: It's been a wierd day.

Shattered Lua: (( Fun Fact: Lua's current speach is the first letter and random characters replacing the other characters in text ))

Hywel: "You're also gonna need more clothes."

Jäger Leyline: why though?

MettatonSEX: I can imagine.

Jäger Leyline: you never leaned on me before

Hywel: "...I dunno."

Shattered Lua: tries removing the notepad, and his hand cracks up more, near where the notepad was.

Hywel: "Cuase I was gonna poke fun at you."

Frisk: "... That's bad."

: Cuase

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: uhhhh.....this better not be permenant

Shattered Lua: nods, slightly wincing.

Fellby: Good thing I could borrow some clothes...

Hywel: "Doubt it."

Hywel: -He leans again.-

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Shattered Lua: removes the pencil, causing the same effect.

Frisk: "So, if you know any clockmakers, lead the way?"

Jäger Leyline: you ah....enjoying this aren't you?

Fanta: "This is hilarious"

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MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Fanta: well she's still in his lap

Shattered Lua: thinks for a moment, he really doesn't know anyone who goes under as a clock maker.

Hywel: "Well Fanta is lying on me, and I wanted to rest my head somewhere, and your shoulder was right there."

Jäger Leyline: glad you're enjoying this

Frisk: "Hhm.."

Frisk: "You don't know anybody?"

Hellaton: ....Iii can't helelp there, sorrry...

Jäger Leyline: copes a feel on himself, "Hey thats not bad"

Fanta: "You look good, Hywel's still cuter though"

Shattered Lua: goes to the notepad, and flips to a page he's written in the past, to the Cloaked Man's page. -He's the guy he got the stopwatch from awhile back-

Fellby: Still, this is just... wierd. I can't say I'm a fan.

Jäger Leyline: psh. I'm dead sexy

MettatonSEX: Eh.

Hywel: "...You should do that when you're alone."

Fanta: "Meh"

Shattered Lua: "I'a tajdk ha'd kwqi"

Jäger Leyline: you don't even know

Frisk: "So we're going to have to go to him?"

Shattered Lua: nods.

Fanta: "You should get something to hold those up"

Frisk: "Alright. You know where he is?"

MettatonSEX: Bodies take time to get used to.

Jäger Leyline: like what?

Fanta: "A bra, dumbass"

Jäger Leyline: they're...kinda big

Fellby: glances down at himself. "Ppfft. Like hell I'm getting used to this."

Shattered Lua: grabs the pencil again. 'Last I saw, he was at the rebellion's hideout. But I kinda heard shit went down there'

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: shrugs.

Jäger Leyline: lies back

Frisk: "Then we're likely going to go there. We can maybe ask around?"

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Jäger Leyline: I don't have the money to buy a whole new set of attire

Shattered Lua: nods.

Frisk: "If stuff went down there, then for your sake, we'll check anyways."

Hywel: "We might wear the same size clothes."

Frisk: "Are we gonna go now?"

Shattered Lua: 'Your choice'

Fanta: pats her own chest "God this feels weird"

Fellby: Eh. At least I can cop a feel whenever I want.

MettatonSEX: I guess.

Frisk: "Eh, I've been wanting to do something today. Let's go."

Hellaton: Iii... I'll helllllp.

Frisk: "You lead the way."

Jäger Leyline: don't get any ideass while I'm like this

Frisk: "Oh, Hellaton, sure."

Fellby: kind of has a cute punk schoolgirl look going on.

Shattered Lua: 'Alright'

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Fanta: "I could loan you one"

Hellaton: ((nice

Jäger Leyline: ...yeah

MettatonSEX: The clothes look cool.

Frisk: "We're following Lua. Just reminding you."

Fanta: "Because you [i]really[/i] need one"

Hellaton: Yyeah.

Shattered Lua: thinks for a moment, he barely remembers the code for the place, and inputs it.

Jäger Leyline: is just sitting there with an underlayer on

Fellby: Yeah, I had a girl uh... stay over for a while. She let me take her clothes when it happened.

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Jäger Leyline: you think so?

MettatonSEX: Ah.

Fanta: "Definitely"

Hellaton: follows Lua

Fanta: "That's a pretty damn think shirt"

Fanta: *thin

Fellby: eyes Lua's group. "You think we should follow or nah?

Frisk: * She follows.

MettatonSEX: ...I guess.

Jäger Leyline: ya my nips are bleeding through

Shattered Lua: -There's blood on the normally white floor, and the places seems empty-

Shattered Lua: place*

MettatonSEX: -He follows-

Frisk: ".. Weird."

Fellby: follow.

Hellaton: Uhhhhhh..

Fanta: hops up and heads home, waving to Azalea and Loni

Frisk: "Also, hi dad."

Shattered Lua: "Tas hloo headsad hmee?"

Loni Leyline: -waves back-

MettatonSEX: Yo.

Fanta: returns with underwear of various sizes

Azalea: -She waves back.-

Shattered Lua: 'I mean, I heard things happened here, but, I don't remember it being like this'

Jäger Leyline: why do you have all these sizes?

Frisk: "Looks like something out of a horror movie."

Hellaton: Yyyyyeah...

Fanta: "I can change my size"

Shattered Lua: nods.

Frisk: "Doesn't creep me out too much, though."

Fanta: "Find one that fits"

Frisk: "This place is likely abandoned."

Fellby: Jeeesuuus....

Jäger Leyline: ties some on

Jäger Leyline: this is embarrassing

Frisk: "Think of it like Chernobyl. Creepy, yet empty."

MettatonSEX: Wow.

: ((Jäger literally tried them on on the couch.))

Shattered Lua: 'Yeah, I'm gonna look around for a bit, but this plave is probably useless.'

: ((Hywel: dude the fuck))

Fanta: "Uh... you're gonna do that right here?"

Frisk: "Should we split up to try to find anything?"

Hywel: "Yeah, um..."

Jäger Leyline: just places them over the under layer, finding the right size at the moment

Shattered Lua: 'Yeah, that's probably the best idea'

Frisk: "Alright, who's going with who?"

Fanta: and of course the one that fits is the skimpiest one

Hywel: "Well, I'll get used to this, then I'll change back and I'll be happy."

MettatonSEX: I'll go with whoever.

Shattered Lua: 'I don't think I have much choice here, I kinda have to stay near the stopwatch'

Jäger Leyline: welll here we are

Fanta: "Same, although I have experience"

Shattered Lua: 'Even if it's fucked up'

Frisk: "Right."

Jäger Leyline: walks to the back and comes back eventually

Fanta: we need to do the period thing

Fellby: I'll stay if you need me.

Jäger Leyline: pretty sure Grillby just peeked on me

Fanta: it has to happen

Shattered Lua: 'I think our best bet is checking out the stores, that's where he was while it was here'

Jäger Leyline: sits down next to the three

Jäger Leyline: whats Loni gonna say?

Hellaton: nods

Frisk: "Maybe Fellby and Hellaton can be a group, and me, Lua, and Mettaton can be the other group. Does that sound okay?"

Hywel: "...Well this is awkward now."

Fanta: "Nice tits, probably"

Fanta: snickers

Shattered Lua: nods.

Hywel: "You could practically see them through that last shirt."

Fellby: That sounds fine by me/

Hellaton: Aaalriright.

Fanta: "Not practically"

Hywel: "She'll probably laugh a bit."

Hywel: "Make her smile."

MettatonSEX: Okay.

Shattered Lua: 'So, are we ready?'

Jäger Leyline: yeah

MettatonSEX: Yep.

Frisk: ((Hellaton: Ddddon't trtry anything, Fffellby. I'm gagay. Fellby: Aw, you think I would do anything to you like that? Fuck that!))

Hellaton: Aaalright.

Jäger Leyline: likely think this is ironic

Frisk: "Mhm."

Jäger Leyline: ....so

Frisk: "Let's go."

Jäger Leyline: Hywel you wanna feel?

Fellby: nods. "I'm ready."

Hellaton: ((lol no he knows if fellby tries shit fellbys getting his face extinguishe

Hywel: "Ummm, maybe?"

Shattered Lua: checks the Claoked Man's store. The other group can either check the main area or the generic store.

Hywel: "That a normal thing to do?"

Frisk: ((yep.

Frisk: ((RIP Fellby

MettatonSEX: -He follows Lua-

Fellby: ((fellby knows that

Hellaton: ...

Frisk: * She follows.

Fanta: "No, not really"

Frisk: * She begins looking around.

Hywel: "Is only do it if Fanta wanted me to."

: I'd*

Fanta: "If you do I do"

Fellby: purses his lips. "Well. Come on."

Fellby: heads to the main area, looking around.

Fanta: "I don't mind, your choice"

Hellaton: nods, following Fellby.

Shattered Lua: -There seems to be broken weapons, armor, and burnt cards in the CM's store-

Jäger Leyline: only if I get to feel yours though

Hellaton: ((btw im drawing hellby rn

Hywel: "...Yeah, I guess that would be fair. Fine."

Fellby: ((nice

Fanta: "Nobody wants my sexy chest"

Frisk: ((the ship or them together

Shattered Lua: -The main area seems to be where most of the battle took place-

Jäger Leyline: there ain't nothing thre

Hellaton: ((the potential fusion

Frisk: ((ah

Frisk: ((sounds cool

Hywel: "You can go first."

Jäger Leyline: well when we do I suppose it should be in private

Jäger Leyline: oh

Hellaton: ((i mean its a robot on fire

Hywel: "I mean, like, yeah in the back room I assume."

Hellaton: ......Ththis is like a wawasteland...

Fellby: ... Jeez...

Frisk: ".. Interesting."

Fellby: looks around, kicking at some trash.

Jäger Leyline: well lead the way then

Hywel: -He heads there, probably with Fanta.-

Jäger Leyline: looks at Hywel's backside as he walks

Fanta: yep, she aint gonna let good tiddy go untouched

Shattered Lua: picks up a cut card, it seems to be one of himself back when he was Luke. 'Jeez, I'd hate to be here back when this happened'

Hywel: -He glanced over, and glares.-

Frisk: "Yeah."

Jäger Leyline: follows eventually

Jäger Leyline: so ah

MettatonSEX: Wow...

Hywel: -He closes the door behind him.-

Frisk: * She picks up a few burnt cards and inspects them.

Hywel: "This is your idea, so you're going first."

Jäger Leyline: fine

Jäger Leyline: takes off his top

Fellby: winces at the scent of blood.

Fanta: ((If you guys are gonna de-yep boden room

Shattered Lua: -One of the cards is blank, and the other card seems to be a very burnt lilith-

Hellaton: .....

Frisk: "... Weird."

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Shattered Lua: 'Why would someone even have these?'

Frisk: * She takes a look at the armor.

MettatonSEX: Who knows...

Frisk: "Creeps would."

Shattered Lua: 'Fair point'

Fellby: examines more, slowly heading to the generic shop.

Shattered Lua: -The armor is just really dented up-

Shattered Lua: -Some of the armor is in separate pieces-

Hellaton: followsFellby, looking around.

Shattered Lua: -In the generic shop, it's mostly the same, but the cards are different-

Frisk: * She puts on a dented helmet. "Dad, I'm a robot now."

Fellby: picks up the cards, looking them over.

MettatonSEX: Darling, please. -He snickers a bit.-

Shattered Lua: -There's some of sackboy and Robin, with also some food that's obviously unhealthy at this point-

Frisk: * She chuckles, putting it down.

Fellby: ... Huh.

Hellaton: ...Wweird...

Fellby: tucks them in his coat pocket.

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Shattered Lua: 'So, did anyone find anything?'

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MettatonSEX: -He looks around for anything-

Frisk: "Just dented armor and weird burnt cards."

Shattered Lua: 'Huh, alright'

FFrisk: ((Of course I miss DD's arc starting up again?))

Shattered Lua: (( Still buildin' up ))

Shattered Lua: (( We're just investigating Rebel's to find anything ))

Frisk: ((yeah

FFrisk: (( <.< ))

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Shattered Lua: walks over back to the main area, and looks at anydoor #2, seemingly busted.

Fellby: exits the building. "Hey!"

Hellaton: follows.

Frisk: * She follows.

Frisk: ".. Huh."

MettatonSEX: Yo.

MettatonSEX: ...Damn.

Shattered Lua: 'Well, there goes my other idea'

Fellby: We found cards.

Fellby: And old food, but you don't want that.

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Shattered Lua: shows Fellby the card he picked up, one of a much younger version of himself.

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Fellby: frowns. "Huh. Weird."

Frisk: "Yeah."

Hellaton: Yyyeah...

Frisk: "Looks like these people are weirdos."

Shattered Lua: 'Yeah'

Frisk: "That's about all I know."

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Fellby: snorts a little.

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Fellby: I guess that Ike guy's long gone, huh?

Shattered Lua: nods.

Hellaton: ....

MettatonSEX: He's dead.

MettatonSEX: Beheaded.

Fellby: Well, shit.

Shattered Lua: 'Yeah'

Frisk: "So, what do we do now?"

Shattered Lua: pauses for a moment.

Shattered Lua: 'I have no idea'

Frisk: ((imagine if we were our characters))

Fellby: ... Wanna look around some more?

Frisk: ((laharl is literally like forty characters

Hellaton: ((i play three characters

FFrisk: ((I would have the worst MPD ever))

Shattered Lua: (( Chime and MV share a body for one of the characters ))

FFrisk: ((Like, someone walks up to me. "Who are you right now?" "Somewhere between Titania and Editor, its confusing."))

Hellaton: ((we fuse into grillby

Frisk: ((imagine if cau was real life

Frisk: ((it would be really fun

Hellaton: ((and illegal

Fellby: ((oh hell

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FFrisk: ((And then I suddenly start flipping my shit because I'm Laharl now and this mortal is talking to me like some fucking casual))

Frisk: ((imagine if all of us just walks into the bar

Hellaton: ((we did that

Frisk: ((our characters stare at us

Frisk: ((MV: guys

Frisk: ((MV: welcome to hell

Hellaton: ((i in canon had a circlejerk with gaster about how cool mettaton is

Hellaton: ((LOL

Fellby: sighs and looks over the horizon.

Shattered Lua: 'So, I guess I'm stuck like this for a bit'

Hellaton: Yyyyeah...

Frisk: "Right."

Frisk: "We should get a lead soon, though."

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Fellby: Eventually...

Fanta: ((Slar: Where's the whorehouse I'm staying there for a few years

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Shattered Lua: 'Yeah'

Shattered Lua: 'We're gonna have to find out what happened here, that's our best bet, maybe then we can find out where to go next'

Fanta: meanwhile smol is sitting up on the couch, letting his leg lie on it

Frisk: ((We all walk into the bar at the same time, MV is the first one to say something and it's "welcome to hell"

Frisk: ((Metta is like

Frisk: (("ayy"

Hellaton: ((metta: ayyyy

Frisk: ((Hellaton: ayayyyyyyyyyu

Fellby: nods. "Until then... well, you're going to have to sit tight."

Hellaton: ((hella: ayyyyyyayayayayayyyyyyy

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Shattered Lua: nods. "Wasd, tlaw iwr'e gqwee bq fsd"

Frisk: ((Frisky: Hey, Frisk! Frisk: ... You actually look somewhat like me. Frisky: Eyy, I'm your twin! Frisk: ... Okay..?))

Frisk: ((MV walks over to Frisky

Frisk: ((MV slaps Frisky

Frisk: ((Lightly

Hellaton: ((yep

Frisk: ((Frisk: ... Good job. What's your name?))

Frisk: ((MV: satan

Hellaton: ((me: it's vivien satan [lastname]

Hellaton: ((can i legally change my middle name to satan

Shattered Lua: (( Me: "You're related to Hercule?" ))

Frisk: ((think about how fun it would be if we got to interact with our characters and everybody else's characters

Hellaton: ((im not even as tall as mettas/hellas legys

Fellby: ((perfect ass eating height

Hellaton: ((i could suck mettas dick without kneeling

Fellby: sighs. "Do we go back now?"

Frisk: ((i want to be friends with the gaster-blook family

Hellaton: ((same

Shattered Lua: nods.

Frisk: "Alright."

Frisk: * She heads back.

Hellaton: ((hellaton: wait whhhhy are you drdrawing ne so much? me:because youre cute and fun to draw. hellaton: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fanta: ((After 3000 years I finally get tentacle sex

Shattered Lua: heads out.

Hellaton: and Metta head back

Frisk: ((i should start drawing cau characters as practice

Fellby: heads back, his hips swaying. Hey, at least that's nice about this body.

Hellaton: ((hella and metta are disproportionate bc they legy long

Hellaton: ((i should draw ref pics of hella, fullbody, his hair, his hands with and without clawd....

MettatonSEX: Sorry we found nothing...

Fellby: ((meanwhile i'm over here like "I need to draw fem!fellby

Frisk: ((a few weeks ago i went to my family's storage unit and i found an old drawing of myself from around 1st grade

Frisk: ((i looked like a fucking

Hellaton: ((femlby

Frisk: ((white bitch with hair

Frisk: ((and a very long face

Frisk: ((and thin eyes

Frisk: ((i'm not asian past me gdi

Frisk: ((i'm american

Frisky: ((Well. True.))

Frisk: ((fuck off frisky you don't belong here

Frisky: ((Ok.))

Fellby: Well, we did our best.

FFrisk: ((Welp, I broke PMU again))

Frisk: "We did."

FFrisk: ((I got a Shedinja.))

FFrisk: ((In PMU.))

Fellby: sits down, adjusting his skirt.

Frisk: "We'll find something in the future, though."

Shattered Lua: nods.

Hellaton: Iii'm willing to hehelp whenever I ccccccccan.

Frisk: * She sits down. She's still wearing Mettaton's sixty six heart shirt.

Frisk: "Me too."

Frisk: "Just say the word."

Shattered Lua: continues the nod.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

FFrisk: ((I can now effectively bum rush an entire fucking dungeon))

FFrisk: ((With one pokemon))

Frisk: ((i broke one of my pens by smashing the tip against a piece of paper

Frisk: ((rip

Fellby: ((rip

Frisk: ((i made a hole in my paper

Fellby: examines his legys.

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Shattered Lua: goes to a nearby table and passes out, it seems like his hands are beginning to full apart.

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Fellby: ((hi flame

Hellaton: ....

Hellaton: ((yo

: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].

Barchar: (why is fellby in a skirt)

Frisk: ((yo

Fellby: ((because azzy pranked him into drinking r63 potion

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Barchar: (huh)

Fanta: ((Hywel, Fanta, Jager, and Fellby are genderbent

Shattered Lua: (( Four characters genders are switched temp. ))

Fellby: ((he has a female body but he's still very much male

Fanta: ((The first three are currently fucking in the bedroom

MB!SwapMuffet: ("I have mixed feelings about this")

Fellby: (("I do too!"

Titania: Titania steps into the bar.

Titania: "Yo."

Fellby: waves. "Hey."

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Fanta: inb4 Azzy gave some to titania also

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Titania: "...Fireboy, did you get a haircut?"

Fellby: ((then she'd just be ania

Fellby: ((i'm sorry that was a bad joke

Fanta: ((EYYYYY

Barchar: (pecania?)

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Barchar: (dickania?)

Titania: ((Buffania))

Frisk: "Hi."

Barchar: (that's good cause it sounds like 'dick in ya')

Frisk: ((TITania

Fellby: growls a little. "If plastic surgery is included in a haircut, yeah. I did."

Hellaton: ((TITAN ICE

Barchar: (yes, I got the joke. I'm following the logic of it.)

Titania: ((Cain gets hit by it. "...Whatever. Who wants to tell Aya?"))

Hellaton: ...Hhhi...

Shattered Lua: (( I feel like I'm not being credited enough in this /s ))

Titania: "I didn't know fire could get plastic surgery." She walks to the vending machine, getting one of those coffees again.

Fanta: ((Laharl if you want to have a character get 63'd you can say azzy slipped it to them

Hellaton: .......

Fellby: I was being sarcastic.

Titania: ((Nah))

Fellby: Some little shit slipped me some potion.

Titania: ((I'll roll with it if it happens, but I don't seek out the hip new harry potter animagus trends))

Frisk: "I think it's Azzy."

Shattered Lua: (( Azzy poison's all of Johto ))

Frisk: "That goat who hits on me all the time."

Titania: "...Why the fuck did I give that kid a trainer's license."

Fellby: purses his lips. "Little goat - yep, it's him."

Titania: She sips her coffee.

Hellaton: Hhhhe's a dick.

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Titania: "Whatever."

Titania: Meanwhile in Reborn: "MAYDAY MAYDAY TITANIA IS GONE WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO" "I DON'T KNOW CHARLOTTE" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Fellby: ((terra: AEIOU AEIOU JOHN MADDEN

Titania: ((Thats it))

Titania: ((Thats terra))

Barchar: (LA LI LU LE LO)

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Titania: ["HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BLOW UP A MICROWAVE?" "I THOUGHT IT WAS A CIGARETTE LIGHTER!" "YOUR CIGARETTES ARE FUCKING EXPLOSIVES!" "I FORGOOOOOT!"]

Fellby: sighs, leaning on the bar. He lights up a cigarette.

Fanta: passes right the fuck out with her gote harem

Jäger Leyline: yup

Fanta: it's on the ceiling, it's on the walls

Fanta: that bed is gonna be soggy for months

Fanta: [i]months[/i]

Titania: "...I have a horrible feeling that Reborn is going to shit right now."

Fellby: will go find someone to ahem... "experiment" with later, once he's more comfortable.

Jäger Leyline: that bed is going to thrown out and burned

Fellby: Really? Huh.

Frisk: "Probably."

Titania: [LOOK, NOW SHELLY IS CRYING!" "I KNOOOOOW!" "YOU FUCKING BLEW UP HER MICROWAVE OF COURSE SHE'S CRYING!|]

Wandering Frisk: -walks into the bar-

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Azzy [Azzy].

Azzy: struts into the bar

Fellby: looks over his shoulder. "Hey Frisk."

Wandering Frisk: hey bos- HOLY SHIT

Azzy: sees fellby and grandpa simpsons

Frisk: * She stares at Azzy cautiously.

Fellby: glares at Azzy. "Yeah, you'd better run."

Jäger Leyline: barges out of the back room

Jäger Leyline: YOU LITTLE SHIT

Azzy: jager is fucking covered in the good stuff

MB!SwapMuffet: walks in. "Hello, Cher-holy shit"

Fellby: -oh god i hope hellaton's out of the room-

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet].

Azzy: I don't even know if he put pants on

Fellby: turns around. "Hey, Muffet."

Jäger Leyline: is wrapped in a towl

Jäger Leyline: towel*

Azzy: laughs and walks a little faster

MB!SwapMuffet: "...i have mixed feelings about this."

Frisk: "..."

Frisk: "What."

Fellby: So do I.

Wandering Frisk: you got hot

Wandering Frisk: ...wait

Fellby: laughs. "Like I wasn't already?"

Titania: Titania rolls her eyes.

Azzy: (("This towel wasn't white when I got it"

Jäger Leyline: grabs a bottle of evergreen alcohol

Titania: "You people are acting like this is your first time getting genderbent."

Azzy: is already out the door

Fellby: It is!

Titania: "...Oh."

Titania: "Huh."

MB!SwapMuffet: "...what kind of world do you live in?"

Jäger Leyline: THATS RIGHT FUCK OFF

Azzy: is gonna go have some fun with her majesty

Jäger Leyline: goes to the back

Fellby: shifts a little.

Titania: She sips her coffee. "A world with mutant psychic types that like to fuck with any random trainer they run into."

Azzy: fanta has claimed your spot on hywel's boobs and fallen asleep

Titania: "Turns out, when an Alakazam gets bored, I make a very buff man."

Jäger Leyline: shit

Fellby: ... Huh.

Jäger Leyline: pushes Fanta away and takes the spot back

Jäger Leyline: Mine

Azzy: she's holding on tight you fuck

Titania: "It's an easy fix, but it's annoying."

Azzy: you've got his ass tho

Jäger Leyline: that wworks

MB!SwapMuffet: "...well."

Titania: "Like, whenever i'm a man, i'm a few inches taller." She's already really tall.

Titania: "So my entire center of balance is fucked."

MB!SwapMuffet: "How sentient are these creatures?"

Wandering Frisk: ......is this permanent?

Fellby: I don't fucking know.

Titania: "...It's wierd, some of them are dumb, and others are damn-near human."

Azzy: pops his head back in "Ten decades I think"

Titania: "The general consensus is to just assume all of them are human-levels of sentience."

Azzy: pops out

Fellby: YOU LITTLE SHIT!

MB!SwapMuffet: "Interesting."

Wandering Frisk: okay, I'm gonna head back to the casino

Azzy: ((Flame u want anyone genderbent

Titania: "It's why we farm miltank and eat them, but we have a Gossip Gardevoir that runs half of our media."

Fellby: See you.

Wandering Frisk: otherwise I'll be staring at you all night

MB!SwapMuffet: "You do that, deary." she says, waving. "See you soon, I suppose."

Azzy: ((It could give you something to do with mk

Jäger Leyline: ((brb shower

MB!SwapMuffet: (eh, but they're a robot.)

Azzy: ((Anyone else?

Titania: ((King's Jester sips it))

Titania: (("...Was this, supOOsed to dooo anything? HAHAHAHA"))

MB!SwapMuffet: (i did have the idea of azzy trying to do it on barchar, and her just looking at him like 'no.')

MB!SwapMuffet: (but eh)

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Titania: "But yeah, genderbending sucks."

Azzy: she'd know if he put it in something

Hellaton: ((fuck my wifi pissed out

Titania: "My center of balance gets fucked, i'm taller, so I trip over my own feet."

Azzy: ((Ripp

Fellby: God... I hate this so much...

Titania: "And I have a whole new weak point to watch."

Titania: "Luckily, in our timeline, it's an easy fix, but it's still a damned nuisance."

MettatonSEX: I mean it's weak if you kick it anyway.

MB!SwapMuffet: (that was part of it. The other part was that it probably wouldnt even work on her)

Azzy: ((It's an r63 potion, it does whatever

Azzy: ((He could get it in a spraybottle

Fellby: sighs, and stretches a little.

MB!SwapMuffet: (she can just shapeshift back, tho)

Female Asriel: Well it's preventing her from changing back

Titania: "I mean, I know two people who could probably fix this."

Fellby: God, how do women stand these?

MB!SwapMuffet: (dies give her the opportunity to kick him tho)

Hellaton: .....

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh, fair enough. Why not.)

MB!SwapMuffet: "Practice."

Frisk: "We just do."

Titania: "Give Florinia a list of ingrediants and have Shelly try to figure out the random variables."

Barchar: sure is here

Azzy: ((It's however long you want, but me and hywel are both doing 10 days

Titania: "And, also. Practice."

Azzy: runs in with a spraybottle and spritzes barchar in the face, cackling madly

Fellby: ((I might have fellby do a week

Fellby: jumps up and immediately tries to kick Azzy's ass.

Azzy: gets his ass kicked

Titania: Titania deftly ducks her head, barely dodging dome of the random spray that flew near her.

Titania: "Watch it."

Titania: "I don't want to have to get in that fucking rewind pod again, it's annoying as hell."

Azzy: "NONE CAN STOP THE PENIS TRAIN"

Barchar: jumps, as she changes. "...oh, fuck you." s/he growls, kicking him in the head.

Azzy: gets kicked

Titania: Titania sips her coffee.

Azzy: the spraybottle is knocked into the air and lands on...

Barchar: "Like I didn't have enough work getting used to ONE physical body."

Azzy: anyone wanna claim it or should I just have it hit smol gote

Titania: "...Fuck."

MettatonSEX: -It hits Mettaton,-

Titania: Titania has officially lost the TI-nevermind.

MettatonSEX: -And.... nothing happens.-

Azzy: well it was a liquid

Hellaton: ....Wwait whwhat.

Frisk: "Yeah."

Titania: "...Being a robot must be handy."

Azzy: so it was going in different directions

Fellby: ... Hey, Metta? You feeling any different?

Barchar: "It's not a robot."

MettatonSEX: I'm not biological at all.

Azzy: if u still want, laharl

Frisk: "Yeah."

Titania: At that moment, the spraybottle randomly spritzes, having been jammed by MTT.

Titania: "FUCK."

Barchar: "On a physical level, he's gender less. It's hard to swap that."

Frisk: "Oh."

MettatonSEX: I feel-- oh shit.

MettatonSEX: ...No, I'm male.

Frisk: "I'm glad that I'm not being sprayed."

Azzy: laughs "GET PRANKED"

Barchar: has a surprisingly gruff voice

Azzy: evaporates the fuck out of there

Titania: "...I'm taking your trainer's license, you know."

Frisk: "Azzy, can you please not prank me?"

Frisk: "..."

Titania: "Does this constitute as assault?"

Fellby: is speaking in a nice, smooth, contralto.

MettatonSEX: It's just that potions can't affect robots.

Frisk: "Too late."

Titania: "Can I take his license?"

Fellby: Yes.

MettatonSEX: Take his.

Fellby: Take all of his licenses.

Barchar: "I'm aware, mettaton."

Frisk: "Yes."

Titania: "Alright." She's got a very deep voice now.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Take all of his everything."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Perhaps including his life, depending."

Titania: And the abs that were visible barely before are now on full show. "Welp, i'm going to the rewind pod."

MettatonSEX: ....Shoukd I try spraying you to see if it fixes this?

Titania: "Don't fuck with unknown liquids."

Fellby: No, please, don't!

MettatonSEX: Alright...

Fellby: Liquids and me don't mix.

Titania: She stands up, stretching, holy fuck she's a giant now.

MettatonSEX: I meant for her.

Titania: Like, it looks like a club bouncer mixed with a medieval knight.

MettatonSEX: -Nice-

Titania: "I'll be back in like, five minutes. Someone get me something from the bar, the rewind pod always empties my stomache."

MettatonSEX: -She's like what, 6'5" normally I HC, so, damn-

Fellby: orders Titania a burger.

Titania: -She's a fucking giant as a female.-

Barchar: "I dunno. Let me see if that would actually work. I'm not sure how exactly it works."

Titania: -As a man, she's damn near seven feet.-

Barchar: would that actually work

Azzy: re-spraying?

MettatonSEX: ...Okay. -He spritzes Barchar- ...Anything?

Azzy: BARCHAR IS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER

Barchar: "Not what I meant, but."

Barchar: "Well shit"

MettatonSEX: Sorry...

Hellaton: ...........

Titania: Now, if one notices from before, the spritz bottle had gotten in her eyes as well, giving her a sort of bloody bloodshot look.

Frisk: "How does she fit."

Titania: And now she walks back in, back to normal. She's a little pale in the face, but otherwise fine.

Titania: Including her eyes.

Titania: "...What did I say about fucking with unknown substances?"

Barchar: "Eh. It's alright, I guess."

Hellaton: .......Hhhi agagain.

Barchar: "Uh...this is odd."

MettatonSEX: I misinterpreted "I'd like to see if this works".

MettatonSEX: ......Is this like a cyclic thing?

Azzy: the air laughs, "Oh my god is that what it does"

Azzy: "Fuck yes, sign me the fuck up"

Jäger Leyline: walks out from the back, all cleaned up, but still a woman

Titania: "...Anyone who wants to trust random machinery from an alternate timeline powered by sentient creatures, feel free to visit the rewind pod, otherwise, i'm going to get that burger."

Barchar: "Not sure. I was just going to check, because...you know. I can do that."

MettatonSEX: I'd ha-- ..................-He falls silent, dropping the bottle.-

Fellby: slides the burger to titania.

Hellaton: .......Mmettamemettaton?

Barchar: "But now I feel i've gone too deep. Let's keep going."

Fellby: Hey, Metta?

Barchar: "...hm."

Titania: She eats that burger like a fucking starving woman.

MettatonSEX: ..........I made myself sad.

Hellaton: holds his boyfriend close.

Jäger Leyline: ugghhhh

Frisk: * She hugs her father.

Barchar: should probably know the problem

Frisk: * When you're sad, hugs always help!

: Azzy [Azzy] disconnected.

Frisk: ((Metta: ... I made myself depressed.

Barchar: but does not

Fellby: goes to hug Mettaton.

Frisk: ((Metta: ..................again

Jäger Leyline: Hey Hella

MettatonSEX: -He was about to say that he'd have Gaster look at it bc science-

MettatonSEX: -He hugs back-

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Hellaton: ...Wwwwawait, huh?

Barchar: well, fair enough. She can't tell that.

MettatonSEX: Thanks, guys...

Azzy: drops off his pokeballs next to fnata, as well as his liscence

Fellby: It's no problem, really.

Azzy: writes a note, "I heard you liked balls, here you go"

Hellaton: Of cccourse...

Fellby: sits back and adjusts his top.

Barchar: ".. Well. I guess I do at least have one bit of respite."

Frisk: ((will azzy try to rule 63 frisk

: Azzy [Azzy] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Titania: She looks at Fanta.

Smol Asriel: ((If u want

Frisk: ((because it's not happening

Frisk: ((no

Titania: "...Y'know, if you want, you can have those. I'll get you a license."

Smol Asriel: fanta is asleep in the bedroom

Titania: Welp

Titania: Nevermind

Barchar: there is now a fucking attack helicopter on the floor, and a ghost girl flitting about invisibly

Titania: Is Slar transferring pokemon to another character.

Smol Asriel: yes because I like reborn and in hindsight giving it to azzy was a bad idea

MettatonSEX: -He sprays the helicooter-

Smol Asriel: wakes up

Hellaton: *HELICOPTER

Frisk: * cooties

Fellby: ((hc for fem!fellby's voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv2K62fTXIs

Smol Asriel: the helicopter becomes fox mcloud

Barchar: "...huh."

Titania: It's sad that I would love to play Reborn, as in this kind, myself.

Barchar: "No items, me only, final destination."

Titania: But i'm the only one here that knows enough random bullshit about pokemon to pull it off. I mean, Slar could.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Titania: But his best team is an ice mono.

Barchar: he seems to have more in common with James though

Barchar: because he's limp and lifeless

Smol Asriel: my ice mono kicks ass

Titania: Titania sips her drink.

Titania: Quick give me a summaration of the best EV's for a greninja.

MB!SwapMuffet: (I really hope fox's dad is named James and that wasn't just weird)

Fellby: looks at the fox. "So if it sprays you a third time... you turn into a furry.

Titania: ((Yeah, you're correct))

Frisk: "Huh."

Smol Asriel: 252 SPA, SPD, and 4 DEF

Smol Asriel: lol I suck at mons

Titania: Nope.

Titania: 252 SPD, and a mixed split between Atk and SpA.

Titania: That way you can run Gunk shot and Low Kick to deal with physical and special walls.

Barchar: pops back into the body. "I won't do a barrel roll. Not even if you ask politely."

Titania: "How about an aileron roll?"

Barchar: "I'll think about it."

Fellby: Hm. Maybe I could market this stuff...

Smol Asriel: gets his crutch and wanders over to the vending machine

Smol Asriel: gets some more liquid chocolate

Smol Asriel: hobbles back to the couch

Frisk: "I'm sure furries would like that."

MB!SwapMuffet: "I was thinking that those psychic Pokémon might be good hires."

MB!SwapMuffet: "certain people are into that."

Titania: "...I mean, I can hook you up with a guy I know."

Fellby: I - wait, really?

Titania: "He runs a brothel for those with...different tastes, namely certain pokemon."

Titania: "They're payed, they aren't slaves or anything."

Fellby: And they all consent to it - oh, good.

Smol Asriel: sips his drink

MB!SwapMuffet: "Ah, wonderful."

Titania: Rule 1 of Reborn:Titania ALWAYS knows a guy./

Titania: "I mean, it'll be expensive."

Fellby: kicks his leg.

Titania: "Mainly because you'll have to pay for fees like ownership of said pokemon and such."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Now, do these psychic Pokémon have mental AND physical manipulation abilities?"

Titania: "...Physical, as in...ramming force, you mean?"

Fellby: -TELEKINESIS JOBS-

MB!SwapMuffet: "No, as in, these...genderbends."

Titania: "Oh of course."

Smol Asriel: TELEKINESIS JOBS

Titania: "Alakazams are rather good at it."

Titania: "But any well-trained psychic type can physically and mentally manipulate something."

Smol Asriel: finishes his drink, smiling

Fellby: Huh. Interesting.

MB!SwapMuffet: "And are many of them...volatile, with their mental abilities?"

Titania: "As in, unpredictable?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "Essentially, do we have to worry about our hires running amok and taking over the company and/or world."

Titania: "Well, it depends on the pokemon. While any real psychic type will have perfect mental control, they're also..."

Titania: "Well, see, heres a strange thing."

Titania: "Pokemon, before getting caught, or completely feral."

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Titania: "The pokeball stabilizes them, and basically makes them 'sentient'"

Fellby: ... Strange.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Interesting."

Hellaton: ...............

Titania: "Any pokemon caught in a pokeball will be completely human."

Hellaton: has just seemed increasingly done

Titania: "So, they're about as trustworthy as any normal human."

Fellby: glances at Hellaton. "We should stop."

Hellaton: ...Yyyyou thththink.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, we can continue this conversation another place."

MettatonSEX: waitwh-- -He snaps back to reality-

Frisk: * ohp

Fellby: sighs, and crosses his legs.

Frisk: * there goes gravity

Titania: "Yeah, stop by REBORN later and I can discuss this a bit more."

Fellby: ... If there's one good thing about this body, it's the legs.

MettatonSEX: They are pretty nice.

Frisk: "Yeah, they are."

Frisk: "In my opinion, my dad's legs are better though."

Fellby: Oh, there's no doubt about that.

Titania: "..." She sips her coffee.

Frisk: "I think everybody agrees on that."

Hellaton: nods.

MettatonSEX: Aw, you guys!

MB!SwapMuffet: "I would personally argue there are at least two other positives."

Fellby: Oh, like what?

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: ... Whisper it to me.

Barchar: "Take it from me: his legs are objectively better. Than all others. It's almost a scientific anamoly."

MettatonSEX: -Insert leg-enhancing pose-

MB!SwapMuffet: looks at hellaton. "Er...even then...normally id play along, but this is not the place."

Hellaton: Yyyyyyeah.

Fellby: Sorry, Hellaton.

Barchar: "Ah. No. There's the anomaly."

Hellaton: No, nnno, breasts arararen't like that. It's..... uuuuuuunderneneath that gets me uncocomfortable.

MB!SwapMuffet: does find it a bit annoying how difficult it is to do her shtick with him around.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh. Well, I was specifically referring to the breasts."

Hellaton: Iiii was going to poinint out that she wawas going to talk about your nnnnnew assets.

Hellaton: Yyeah.

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Fellby: smiles, a cheeky grin on his face. "Well that makes me feel a little bit better."

Hellaton: We allllll know.

Hellaton: ...Nnno you may nonot shove them in my face.

Muffet: "Just clarifying."

Fellby: Wasn't planning on it.

Hellaton: Gggggood.

Muffet: "We're not that focused on...that, deary."

Hellaton: debatable

Fellby: I only do it if you ask.

Hellaton: Gggood.

Muffet: is trying very hard not to say 'and if you pay'

Hellaton: Yoyoyou're rerespectable.

Muffet: damn hellaton and his shtick breaking

Fellby: Eh. That's debatable.

Muffet: "Not really, cheri."

Hellaton: Iiin terms of not foforcing yoursssself on others.

Smol Asriel: ((Alright, so I need a head-count for my arc

Hellaton: ruins things

Smol Asriel: ((I'll make up some characters

Hellaton: ((id like either metta or hella in on this but if you want good decisions made hella is the better choice

Smol Asriel: ((It's either or, your choice

Fellby: ((Well, slarv, I don't know when I'll have gaster back, so go ahead and put fellby in first

Frisk: ((put frisk in

Smol Asriel: ((Well it's gonna start in like a month or two lol

Frisk: ((well ok

Muffet: (I can't make any promises, frankly. My last attempts at arc participation have gone poorly at best)

Frisk: ((frisk is gonna be in it

Hellaton: ((hellaton, bc he missed joytale

Smol Asriel: ((Okie

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Hellaton: flops over onto the couch.

Fellby: ((Yeah, you know what, put Fellby in for that reason.

Titania: ((I've already got dibs on the MC spot))

Titania: ((So i'm not putting in a character))

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Shattered Lua: (( Count me in, just not as a specific character for now. ))

Shattered Lua: (( If possible ))

Frisk: ((frisk should be in the arc because she missed most of joytale

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Smol Asriel: ((Well, I'm writing up specific characters

Smol Asriel: ((So

Smol Asriel: ((Placeholder for DD

Shattered Lua: (( \('_')/ ))

Fellby: ((and honestly, the condition gaster's returned in depends on how well you guys do

Hellaton: ((oh no

Frisk: ((are we doing well so far

Fellby: ((actually, yeah

Frisk: ((oh, cool

Hellaton: ((good

Frisk: ((mv we have to keep this up or else gaster is fucked))

Frisk: ((or he gets probed by spongebob

Hellaton: ((i know

Fellby: ((You didn't handle papyrus in the best possible way, but you still did pretty good

Frisk: ((well, tbh, he tried to kill metta

Hellaton: ((i tried, i mean hella did punch him and metta kicked him in self defense

Smol Asriel: ((Alright, what's a good level cap

Frisk: ((500

Smol Asriel: ((This arc is inherently smoller than the game, which caps at 100

Hellaton: ((20

Smol Asriel: ((Fuck no

Smol Asriel: ((I was thinking 50

Hellaton: ((ok

Smol Asriel: ((Everyone will be at the cap if you fight everyone

Shattered Lua: (( 69 ))

Smol Asriel: ((And get the max exp

Fellby: stretches again. "MMmmhhhahhh..."

Frisk: ((Fellby touches himself and moans

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Frisk: ((Metta: what the hell.

Hellaton: ((hella lifts him and tosses him outside

Frisk: ((MBM: this is a public bar

Shattered Lua: (( Of course Metta of all people would say that ))

Hellaton: ((through a window

Shattered Lua: (( The person who masturbated in the bar ))

Fellby: ((fellby's totally that guy who stretches and makes a sexual sounding noise

Muffet: ("I mean I'm fine with it if not for hellaton ")

Hellaton: ((no, metta: thats against the rules here now

Muffet: ("if he weren't here you wouldn't need to do it yourself, frankly)

Hellaton: ((metta: i am the reason that rule exists

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Smol Asriel: ((Yazan?

Fellby: ((idk if he's here

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Jäger Leyline: ((yea

Smol Asriel: ((Who u want in the arc

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Jäger Leyline: ((what arc?

Smol Asriel: ((My upcoming one

Jäger Leyline: ((I literally just click on the page

Smol Asriel: ((In 1-2 months depending on how fucked my life is soon

Jäger Leyline: ((I guess Jager

Fellby: orders a drink.

Jäger Leyline: ((do the disappear if they are in?

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Muffet: debates it, but...no. No.

Fellby: sips his drink, letting his flames flicker brightly.

Smol Asriel: ((No

Smol Asriel: ((Unless you guys don't use save-shoes

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Hellaton: sprawls out on the couch.

Frisk: * She orders a chocolate martini.

Fellby: takes the toothpick holding the cocktail olive out of his drink, then eats the olive.

Frisk: * She sips her drink. Gee, she must have a sweet tooth.

MettatonSEX: .... -He sits down.-

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Frisk: ((Fellby eats the olive seductively

Smol Asriel: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qxXE1ccZrFM9L1vmFKm7w0DBpEsH-kmwn0Z6wpvrdzY/edit?usp=sharing

Smol Asriel: ((Types added

Fellby: just fucking eats the olive. If he's doing it seductively, it's by accident.

Hellaton: ((nice

Frisk: ((nice

Frisk: * All she's doing is sipping her nice, chocolate alocoholic drink.

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Hellaton: decides to take out a sketchpad and doodle. To note, he's lower-left handed when drawing.

Fellby: has already finished his first drink. "Hey, Grillbz. Get me a cosmo, please."

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Hellaton: ((yo

Frisk: ((yo

Frisk: ((it's hip to say "hi"

Frisk: ((it's hip to say "yo"

Suit: -and the posse enter the bar-

Fellby: ((hey

Suit: ((everyone says hi

Fellby: tilts down his glasses.

Hellaton: .....

Frisk: "Uh."

MettatonSEX: ...Hello?

Suit: ((Suit and the Posse could be a sweet band name))

Suit: -nods-

Fellby: -Note: due to Azzy shenanigans, Fellby got r63'd.-

Frisk: "Who are any of you?"

Suit: I'm here for information. I need it. Soon.

Frisk: "Go to the library, then."

Shattered Lua: is sleeping at a table.

MettatonSEX: ...Uh.

Suit: -his posse doesn't speak because their mouths are apparently burnt/sown shut-

Frisk: "We have one nearby."

Suit: You know what I mean, Mr. Frisk.

Frisk: "Mrs. Frisk."

Fellby: Mister? That's clearly a miss.

Frisk: "Yeah."

Suit: -used te correct terminology it's just that I have no idea who's who anymore sorry-

Suit: *the

Frisk: * well ok then

Suit: ((Hard to keep track of all these characters sorry))

Frisk: ((it's fine

MettatonSEX: Look, what the hell is foing on.

Suit: ((especially when you're a dumfuk

Frisk: "What do you want, exactly?"

Frisk: "What do you need to know?"

Frisk: "It would be nice if you told us."

Fellby: runs his finger over the rim of his cosmo.

Frisk: ((The cosmic pleasurizer

Suit: Well, you see, Mr. Blook, you've associated yourself with a dangerous man.

Frisk: ((Fellby: Mmmm..

Suit: That can be said for all of you here as well.

MettatonSEX: Gaster-Blook, but who.

Frisk: "Who is?"

Suit: I believe his name is Stephen.

Frisk: "Don't play the noun game."

Frisk: "Ah!"

Frisk: "That guy."

Frisk: "..."

Suit: So you do know him.

Frisk: "I have no idea who he is."

Fellby: Hm... Stephen...

Frisk: "Well, kind of."

Frisk: "I'm.. not sure."

Suit: -raises an eyebrow-

Fellby: The name rings a bell, but I haven't seen him in a while. Sorry.

Frisk: "Eh, I've just heard of him before."

Frisk: ".. Yeah."

Frisk: "Right."

MettatonSEX: ... Yeah, I barely know him.

Suit: Any information. My organization needs it. Things he likes, things he dislikes. Timeline number, last name, approximate location, motives... family?

Shattered Lua: (( I'm pretty sure we know three of those things ))

Fellby: ... I don't have that information, sorry.

Suit: Hmm. Shame.

Suit: Well, I will return.

Frisk: "You better not pull out some sort of memory erasing device like in Men in Black."

Suit: -places an iPad and a burner phone on the bar-

Frisk: "Okay."

Frisk: "Bye."

MettatonSEX: What are those for?

Suit: Call me with this you change your mind.

Fellby: chuckles. "See you."

Suit: *if you

Suit: -leaves-

Suit: -his posse follows-

Suit: -The iPad turns on by itself-

Suit: -it displays a live feed of the Gaster-Blook kids' bedroom-

MettatonSEX: ...Uh.

Fellby: ... What the fuck?

MettatonSEX: Oh my god what the fuck.

Suit: -A sown-mouth Suit stands in the doorway, waves, and leaves camera view-

MettatonSEX: -He runs home-

Gaster: - If he weren't kidnapped, he'd be fucking pissed.-

Fellby: follows after him.

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MettatonSEX: HEY ASSHOLES.

Frisk: * She follows after him!

Suit: -No evidence of an intruder whatsoever, just a note-

Suit: -it reads "Really, do call me."-

Fellby: growls. "Fucking sicko, breaking into a kid's bedroom..."

MettatonSEX: How. [i]Dare they. Invade the house.[/i]

Frisk: "... Sick bastards."

Glamor: [font=glamor]-Through the camera system, it's shown he's ok-[/font]

Suit: -a whistle in the distance at GASTON-

Corsiva: -She's okay too.-

Jäger Leyline: walks into the bar

Titania: FFrisk's forest is looming over the Gaston household, it knows shit is wrong right now.

Jäger Leyline: looks around to see whose about

Hellaton: runs ro yhe whistle

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Hellaton: that was metta

Suit: -Nothing, of course-

MettatonSEX: Shit...

Suit: -Another whistle from the side of the house opposite you-

Gaston Timeline: -Still, it appears that a lot of people are on high alert.-

MettatonSEX: -He goes there-

Fellby: runs to the other side of the house.

Suit: -Nothing again.-

Frisk: ".. What the hell is going on."

Suit: -Another whistle from even further away back where you were-

Frisk: * Well, she follows that whistle.

Suit: -This time there's a note-

MettatonSEX: -He goes NEO, rocketing to the whistle.-

Fellby: Fuuucking...

Suit: "well, you found this... but who's watching the kids?"

Frisk: "..."

Fellby: runs to the kid's bedroom.

MettatonSEX: -He checks the cameras. Glamor has shielded himself in painful magic.-

MettatonSEX: -He runs to the house-

FFrisk: The forest is watching the kids, thats who.

Suit: -A note outside the kids' bedroom-

FFrisk: Nothing gets out of the forest.

Suit: "Apparently nobody"

Suit: -Nothing and nobody has been stolen-

Corsiva: -I might add that this girl zapped a fucking ship disguised as a thundercloud-

FFrisk: Well, people who can teleport notwithstanding.

MettatonSEX: -Is anyone else in the house-

Suit: -the burner phone rings-

Frisk: * She's likely at the house now. Fucking hell B, this is a wild goosechase.

FFrisk: Anyone not an ally that is currently in the forest is likely going to be full of very large splinters if they can;'t BS away

Suit: ((BS is my speciality

Fellby: heads back to the bar, and hears the phone ringing.

Frisk: * She also goes back to the bar

Frisk: * holy fucking hell

MettatonSEX: -He returns too-

Fellby: picks it up. "Cut the shit."

Suit: Hello, Mr... Grillby, if I am correct?

Frisk: ((Fellby: This is our pile of trash, aaaasshole.))

Fellby: is r63'd right now.

FFrisk: Note that FFrisk is somewhere amongst the leaves in the Forest, being carried around. It's always moving her the fuck away from anything in there.

Fellby: Huh, you god me.

Fellby: *got

Suit: ((MTT: "Don't call the kid a pile of trash"))

Suit: That's what I had thought. Now.

Hellaton: ((hella: hhhhe was tatalking about mmmme

Suit: Onto the subject of those children, yes? Actually, why not put that phone on speaker?

Fellby: does so.

Suit: Am I on the air, so to speak?

Fellby: Yes you are.

MettatonSEX: Yes. Don't you fucking dare touch my children, or I will have your heads.

Suit: So you do care about them. Good. I was worried.

MettatonSEX: I have a camera system set up to watch them.

Suit: As do I, but that does not mean I care about them, mm?

Frisk: "... Who the fuck are you people?"

MettatonSEX: Get your shit out of my house.

Suit: My name is none of your concern.

Frisk: "It is."

Frisk: "I'll call you Bob."

Frisk: "Hi, Bob."

Fellby: Hey, no offense, but his husband was recently kidnapped. He's got a lot on his plate!

Frisk: "Actually, I'll rename you Assface."

Frisk: "Alright Assface, what are you going to do with my siblings? Why are you watching them?"

Suit: I had multiple opportunists to kidnap those children, or hurt them, or whatever it is that you would assume I would do.

Suit: *opportunities

Suit: Yet I did not.

Frisk: "Well, Assface, what was the point?"

Frisk: "What IS your point?"

MettatonSEX: Get your shit out of my house.

Fellby: So you're going to hurt children to get your way? God, you're fucked up.

Suit: I need to know everything there is to know about that man Stephen. As soon as possible,

MettatonSEX: -......-

Frisk: "I don't even know him!"

Frisk: "How the fuck are we supposed to answer that?"

Frisk: "Go get somebody else."

Suit: When I am successful, we can part ways for good. Rest assured, you are not the only ones enthusiastic about that prospect.

Fellby: All I know is he goes backwards in time. That's it!

MettatonSEX: Well, I know his timeline moves reverse to ours, he seems to be in his fifties, and that's pretty much it.

Suit: And where is he? Has he left your timeline? Has he left only the bar? What motives has he expressed?

MettatonSEX: I have no idea. He probably left the timeline, but I don't know for sure.

Fellby: I don't fucking know! I've had bigger fish to fry!

FFrisk: Heh, Fry.

Shattered Lua: -There's only two people who would really know that-

Shattered Lua: -Well, 2.5-

MettatonSEX: I'll say it again. Get all your shit out of my house. Now.

Suit: -the iPad flickers and the children no longer show up-

Suit: Excuse me, I really must have this information.

Frisk: "... We don't fucking know."

FFrisk: Something in the forest starts rumbling.

MettatonSEX: I GAVE YOU ALL I KNOW, STOP THIS.

Corsiva: -Wherever she is, her body's full of electricity. Good luck getting your hands on her.-

FFrisk: It's ready to bring some fucks to church.

Fellby: For fuck's sake, have you no soul?

Glamor: [font=glamor]-So is his-[/font]

Suit: -Well that's the funny thing-

Fellby: This man just lost his husband, and now you take his kids too?

Suit: -the children haven't been kidnapped-

Suit: -but the bar residents don't know that-

FFrisk: A monochrome girl is sitting at the top. She's peering through the Gaston window.

FFrisk: She taps the window, trying to get the kids attention.

Hellaton: has been silent because he fell the fuck asleep

Corsiva: She rolls over.

Suit: I merely seek to emphasize how important it is that I recieve this information in... time.

FFrisk: She puts her fingers to her lisp, and tries to open the window.

Suit: Do you know anybody who would possibly be able to tell me anything?

Fellby: No.

FFrisk: On a scale of 1-10, how tough to open are Gaston windows?

MettatonSEX: I DON'T KNOW. JUST.... just give them back...

Corsiva: -They open from the inside, as Corsiva demonstrates as she wakes up, and floats over.-

Suit: Has nobody but those of you currently talking met the man?

FFrisk: FFrisk puts a finger on her lips, and raises a hand, a leaf platform raises up

FFrisk: "Get your brother, you're safe in the forest."

Frisk: "Why do you want to know this?"

Suit: ((Laharl I feel this may be counterproductive))

Frisk: "What is your business?"

Suit: Classified.

Frisk: "No it isn't."

FFrisk: ((This is sort of what FFrisk is going to do in-character.))

Frisk: "Tell us."

Corsiva: -She nods, and goes to wake Glamor up.-

MettatonSEX: ......Hellaton has, bu-- he fell asleep. -He jostles him awake- Hella, we need information.

Suit: Yes, I am afraid it is.

FFrisk: ((I mean, she DOES have a giant fucking forest, and two children are in danger of being kidnapped))

Frisk: "No, it really isn't."

Frisk: "Stop fucking around and tell us."

Hellaton: awakens. .....

Hellaton: ....Whhhhat is iiiit.

FFrisk: ((And I mean, literally fucking nothing is going to be getting IN the forest, much less getting one of the three people it's trying to protect.))

Fellby: You made it our business when you threatened to hurt kids.

Suit: Yes, I am afraid it very much is clasified, and no amount of childish bickering will change that fact.

Suit: I never threatened a single thing.

Suit: Did I threaten you even once?

Frisk: "Yes."

Frisk: "You're being an asshole."

Fellby: You threatened [i]kids.[/i]

Frisk: "You're indirectly threatening us."

Suit: Is that so? What did I say I would do, again? I do not remember.

Glamor: [font=glamor]THE FOREST IS OUTSIDE GET IT AWAY GET IT THE HELL AWAY[/font]

Corsiva: "Glamor, no!"

FFrisk: "...Oh..." FFrisk doesn't know what the fuck she expected.

Frisk: "Well, you told us to go fuck ourselves."

Glamor: [font=glamor]-Flowey still affects him.- GLAMOR YES[/font]

Frisk: "Then somebody smacked you in the head."

Frisk: "You got amnesia."

Frisk: "Then you decided to threaten my siblings."

Frisk: "Indirectly."

Frisk: "You got hit in the head again."

Frisk: "More amnesia."

FFrisk: "Listen...I grew the forest, I know it won't hurt you..."

Frisk: "Now you're talking to us now."

Frisk: "See?"

FFrisk: "The people the forest doesn't like...probably will..."

Suit: Why do you feel the need to lie?

Frisk: "Gee, learn to take a joke."

MettatonSEX: THE KIDS ARE NOT ONSCREEN. WHERE ARE THEY.

Suit: I do not have the time for jokes as of now.

Frisk: "Yes you do."

Suit: -ignores Mettaton-

Glamor: [font=glamor]No......[/font]

Suit: Where. Is. Stephen.

FFrisk: If Titania were there, she'd applaud Frisk's control of the situation.

FFrisk: And bachhand Mettaton for once again flipping his shit.

Frisk: "We don't exactly know!"

Fellby: He's not fucking here!

Frisk: "Listen, we have no idea."

Suit: Where [i]approximately[/i] is he?

FFrisk: "...Listen...it's for your safety...you can stay right next to me if you need to..."

Hellaton: dude his kids are supposedly kidnapped and his husband is

Frisk: "Approximately? We don't have a GPS."

Suit: Where was he seen last?

Frisk: "No clue."

FFrisk: All the better reason to keep calm and not antagonize the kidnappers.

Fellby: Last I saw him was here!

FFrisk: The lesson she's driven in MTT's skull like, six times.

Suit: And where did he say he would go?

Frisk: "No clue."

Hellaton: ....I ccccccan tell you whwhere he probably iiis. On one cocondition.

FFrisk: "...If you want, I can just take the entire house, you can stay inside..."

Suit: And that condition is?

Hellaton: You let thththe children go, and remove alllll influluence of yours from the GASTON timeline.

Suit: My pleasure.

Fellby: Thank you, Hellaton.

FFrisk: She realizes this is going nowhere.

Hellaton: I lllast sawsaw him exit ththe bar door, so I asssssume he is still in ththis timeliiiine.

Suit: Would he be able to leave the underground?

FFrisk: And just steps inside the house, deciding to instead keep watch on these two kids, twin tendrils of wooden tree follow behind her, brandishing themselves around the entrances and such.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-He goes invisible and heads to a room without windows,-[/font]

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Smol Asriel: ((Eyy

Frisk: ((hi b is doing bullshit

Corsiva: -She finds Lizzy and picks her up.-

Hellaton: ...Ththere is a wwway, ththrough Hotland annnnd ththe elevator system, to whhhere the barrier was.

Suit: (( https://imgur.com/LBAxNPt.gifv ))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-He's in a panic room.-[/font]

Suit: Thank you for your information. I will uphold my end of the bargain when my mission is confirmed to be complete. If you are telling the truth, it will not take long.

FFrisk: FFrisk stands outside the panic room, with a hand up.

Suit: -hangs up-

Glamor: [font=glamor]-There are no windows and there is one door.-[/font]

Smol Asriel: ((I'm workin on miyu's attacks and actions

Smol Asriel: ((Miyu is focused on meat/dark

MettatonSEX: ........................

Hellaton: ((nice

Fellby: sighs. "Jeez... it's times like this when I wish I could get drunk."

FFrisk: ((Huh.))

Suit: (("Miyu is focused on meat"

FFrisk: That one door is guarded by a frail immortal child, and a very pissed off wooden ecosystem.

Suit: (( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

FFrisk: "[sub]All persons above one mile high to exit the court[/sub]"

Hellaton: ((hella would be metal/dark or metal/fire -- not because he uses fire magic but bc he has orange magic and his magic can burn

Smol Asriel: ((Only miyu is dark

Suit: -calls again-

Smol Asriel: ((So metal/fire

Hellaton: ((ok

Frisk: ((i blew out a candle too hard and now i have fucking wax on my face

MettatonSEX: -He picks up, on speaker.-

Suit: Is that all the information you have?

Hellaton: ((wax urself

Smol Asriel: ((Wax u soul

Frisk: ((i think i burned myself a bit

Frisk: ((slightly

Smol Asriel: ((gg

Hellaton: Iiii know his wiwiwife is dead for a yyyear at ththe time I say this, but nnnnot in the papast.

Smol Asriel: ((I burned myself because I had my hand on a lightbulb while switching

Smol Asriel: ((It was a fucking bad day

Suit: I'm afraid the mission is proceeding rather poorly, and we may have to... scour... your timeline should things continue to go poorly.

Fellby: pulls out his cigarette case and pops one into his mouth.

Frisk: ((my face is still beautiful though

Hellaton: ((i burned a barbies hair off bc it was too close to a lamp

Frisk: ((NICE

Suit: We already had to scour his suspected timeline of origin. Not only would you prefer not to be scoured, but my organization would prefer not to have to scour another timeline.

FFrisk: ((I once tossed a T-Shirt across a room))

FFrisk: ((It landed in a lamp))

FFrisk: ((I forgot about it for a day))

Hellaton: Iiiii don't knknow if he leleft the ttimeline after Iiii left, ththough.

Smol Asriel: (("Rod Crash(Meat, Atk x 25)"

Suit: I will request an extension from my superiors, but be aware this timeline may be scoured if that fails.

Smol Asriel: ((One of miyu's attacks

Hellaton: ((lol

FFrisk: ((Heh))

Frisk: ((lolie

Hellaton: Whhhat does that ennnntail?

Suit: Those details are not important.

Frisk: "They kind of are."

Hellaton: Thhhey are.

Frisk: "We like details."

Fellby: WE're kind of in the timeline, aren't we?

Suit: If such an action is necessary, I will call to prompt your evacuation, as is professional courtesy.

Suit: -hangs up-

FFrisk: She quietly hums a tune, tapping her foot ouside the Panic Room Door.

Fellby: ... Dickwad.

FFrisk: She raps her fist against the door. "Are you...alright?"

Glamor: [font=glamor]I'M NOT COMING OUT UNTIL THE FOREST IS GONE[/font]

Fellby: glances up. "Get me a Double Purple Tickler."

Suit: -calls back-

FFrisk: "..." She grew that forest, Glamour is effectively insulting her best friend, child, and protector all rolled up in one.

FFrisk: She looks away, knowing that Glamor is just a fucking paranoid child.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-He does not realize this and fears his eyesockets being ripped apart-[/font]

FFrisk: The forest does not rip apart Eyesockets.

FFrisk: If anything, it kills you quick. A tree limb through the everything sufficesw.

Hellaton: picks it up.

Suit: Mission complete. Thank you for the assistance, and I apologize for the inconvenience. As expected, I have upheld my side of the bargain.

Hellaton: Thhhhank yououou.

Suit: -The camera updates to the current real state of events rather than a looped video of an empty room-

FFrisk: -You killed Ken M/Stephen-

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FFrisk: -Good job-

MettatonSEX: ....Glamor isn't in hi-- okay, panic room.

FFrisk: Meaning it's a film of FFrisk guarding a panic room with a very pissed of Ecosystem.

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Corsiva: -She's just sitting there petting her dog.-

FFrisk: "...You have a beautiful dog..."

FFrisk: "What breed is it...?"

Corsiva: "Thank you. She's a corgi."

MettatonSEX: [glamor everything is ok the forest will not hurt you]

Frisk: ".." She sits down and sighs.

Suit: ((hooray inbred dogs

FFrisk: "..." She's heard stories of the legendary 'Corgi'

Glamor: [font=glamor][IT STILL SCARES ME.][/font]

FFrisk: "...I see, it's...fitting."

FFrisk: TO BE FAIR GLAMOR HAS A DAMN GOOD REASON TO BE AFRAID OF THE DEATH ECOSYSTEM OF NATURE.

Smol Asriel: ((Added status effects

Hellaton: ok WOW

Glamor: [font=glamor]-Flowey did not help.-[/font]

FFrisk: >Joyed.

FFrisk: >Joyed.

FFrisk: >You're gonna get fucking sued.

Smol Asriel: ((Shh

Suit: ((ok seriously Slarv

Hellaton: ((say "pleased"

Suit: ((das a big no-no

Smol Asriel: ((It's not actual joy lol, those are just the last two effects and I needed names

Suit: ((then say "overjoyed" because that's an actual word and you have plausible deniability))

Smol Asriel: ((That's better

FFrisk: (("Overload"))

FFrisk: "Overloaded"))

Fellby: sighs. "Hey buddy, you're shit at making purple ticklers, you know that?"

Smol Asriel: ((I don't wanna have a 10 year old girl inflicting "pleased" thank you very much

Hellaton: ((ok episode 4 of teen titans

Suit: -already hung up duh how could I forget to mention it-

Hellaton: ((ok then overjoyed works

FFrisk: "...Where did you get it?"

Frisk: "That was something."

Smol Asriel: ((I did overjoyed

Hellaton: Yeahhhhh...

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Corsiva: "Some goat gave her to me"

MettatonSEX: [everything is ok its ok its ok]

Smol Asriel: ((Reminder that this is a rough draft and that me sticking something like a "Spear of Justice" in as an item won't actually make it into the actual game

FFrisk: "..." Her eyes widen at the mention of goat.

FFrisk: Asriel is to blame.

Corsiva: -

Fellby: ((frick

FFrisk: Her thought process is 'What did AD get another girlfriend'

Corsiva: -Azzy is to blame, actually-

Corsiva: He was weird, he likes ladies.

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Frisk: ((B has a pattern of making characters that don't believe anything our characters say))

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Smol Asriel: ((Ok I solved a big problem

Hellaton: ((corsiva is surrounded by guys who arent straight

Smol Asriel: ((Enemies will now have DEF

FFrisk: "...I'm sure he did..."

Smol Asriel: ((And DEF works differently

FFrisk: ((Oh boy, so instead of 10000000000 HP you'll just give them like 100 DEF.

Fellby: vaults the counter and grabs a couple bottles. "Look, [i]this[/i] is how it's done, alright?"

Smol Asriel: ((Basically, an attack does (Your ATK - Enemy DEF) x however much

Corsiva: He really likes them...

Smol Asriel: ((And that works for enemies too

FFrisk: "...I'm sure he does..." When you get down to it, Azzy and AD sound a LOT alike.

Smol Asriel: ((So let's say Miyu was at level 40 and had 400 ATK against an enemy with 150 DEF

Smol Asriel: ((And used Oblivion Bolt

FFrisk: ((Pause))

FFrisk: ((I would like to say))

FFrisk: ((Oblivion Bolt sounds like the most metal fucking thing ever))

Smol Asriel: ((I thought it was 2 edgy

FFrisk: ((I'll make a metal band))

Frisk: ((Slarv it's almost 12:00 AM

FFrisk: ((Named Oblivion Bolt))

Hellaton: ((thats GREAT

Frisk: ((Azzy can hit on Frisk again

Corsiva: -She continues to pet her dog.-

Frisk: ((also it is great

Smol Asriel: ((I have an audition tomorrow I'm going to bed soon

Frisk: ((k

Smol Asriel: ((Now against that enemy with 150 def, it does 8000

Fellby: and Grillby have made a double purple tickler.

Smol Asriel: ((And ordinarily, it would do 12800

Smol Asriel: ((Against a 0 def enemy

FFrisk: ((Oblivion Bolt))

FFrisk: ((Is 32xATK))

FFrisk: ((Neat.))

FFrisk: She whistles. "Counting four and three and you better run and hide~"

FFrisk: Guarding the panic room till someone above the age of Corsiva shows up.

MettatonSEX: ...-He goes home and immediately trips on a vine.- Ow.

FFrisk: "...Sorry..." The vine dissapears.

MettatonSEX: ...It's fine.

FFrisk: Shitty forest loves to fuck with Mettaton any chance it can.

MettatonSEX: Anyway everything is fine now.

FFrisk: She nods. "...I should go."

FFrisk: "Glamor...is in the room behind me."

FFrisk: She steps forward.

MettatonSEX: I know.

MettatonSEX: -He goes to console his son.-

FFrisk: She quietly starts walking back to the window, jumping out of it, and landing on a tree branch.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad... -He hugs Mettaton-[/font]

FFrisk: The forest...burrows underground, and gets the fuck out of dodge. It can be seen rising back up in the distance.

Corsiva: "Bye Frisk."

FFrisk: "...Bye."

FFrisk: *SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKEWOODGROANINGNOISE*

FFrisk: *DIGDIGDIGDIGGINGNOISE*

Fellby: ((brb going to get a drink

FFrisk: *TREES RUSTLING MENACINGLY*

Smol Asriel: ((Ok, now I fixed up status effects

Smol Asriel: ((One for each type

MettatonSEX: It's safe now. It's safe.

MettatonSEX: You should get some rest.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-He nods.-[/font]

MettatonSEX: -He brings Glamor to bed and kisses his cheek.- Goodnight.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Gniiight.[/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Oblivion bolt isn't even Miyu's ultimate attack

FFrisk: Far in the distance, the forest is seen rising back up.

Smol Asriel: ((Lel

FFrisk: If one had really damn good eyes, they could see FFrisk hanging off the side, kicking her legs and watching the Gaston timeline.

MettatonSEX: Corsiva, you should get rest too.

FFrisk: It's like birdwatching, but with humans.

Smol Asriel: is anyone in the bar

Hellaton: ne is

Hellaton: is

Hellaton: ggggh

FFrisk: ((So, lets see))

Shattered Lua: is asleep in the bar.

FFrisk: ((I've decided something about Reborn))

Smol Asriel: has finished up another glass of chocolate

FFrisk: ((You don't need ALL the badges to challenge the champion))

Hellaton: ((so do we only need eight

FFrisk: ((Infact, you can challenge her right now. The problem is you have to fight through the elite four))

FFrisk: ((And each badge hands you gifts like TMs to help you through))

Shattered Lua: (( Of course, we just need to challenge Azzy /s ))

Hellaton: ((thats jōhto

Shattered Lua: (( i know, I know ))

FFrisk: ((See, if you lose to one of the E4, you have to go through them again))

FFrisk: ((And I will NOT PULL ANY FUCKING PUNCHES))

FFrisk: ((You're going to lose to them. A lot.))

Frisk: ((cool

Frisk: ((what if somebody beats the champion

Smol Asriel: ((What was my TM from shade and florinia

FFrisk: ((The lower GL's don't give you TMs))

FFrisk: ((Cause they're easy as fuck.))

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Smol Asriel: ((rip

FFrisk: ((The current E4 lineup is Decibel, Cain, Victoria, and Cal))

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FFrisk: ((Oh, did I say Cal? I mean Fern))

FFrisk: ((Kek))

FFrisk: ((They use Legendaries and Ubers))

FFrisk: ((And they will fuck your shit up))

Corsiva: "Okay, dad."

Corsiva: -She takes Lizzy and goes to bed.-

Smol Asriel: lizzy is one of those borking corgis

Corsiva: -Rip sleep then-

FFrisk: ((Like, i've been atleast slightly merciful))

FFrisk: ((I could've given Florinia's Cradily Refresh or Rest, etc))

FFrisk: ((But the E4 is going to be a fucking juggernaught fight))

Fellby: is now teaching Grillby some of his favorite recipies for cocktails.

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Fellby: I like to call this one "Grownup Chocolate Milk."

REBORN: Teambuilding until you guys feel like doin' stuff.

Smol Asriel: ((I need a name for someone's first Hateful move

Fellby: ((for a specific character?

Smol Asriel: ((Nvm got it

REBORN: ((Staring Knives))

REBORN: ((Glaring Knives))

Smol Asriel: ((So Miyu gets to be a Dark/Meat Hateful/Painful main with two exceptions, and those are her ultimate moves

REBORN: ((Sweet))

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Smol Asriel: ((And she's got godlike INF

Smol Asriel: ((Because 2/3 of the final bosses are solo fights

MettatonSEX: -he return to bar-

Fellby: And this is what I like to call the Spider Cider Fizz.

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Smol Asriel: has a puzzled look

Smol Asriel: has finished his cup of hot chocolate

REBORN: ((Whatcha mean Solo?))

REBORN: ((Like Miyu versus final boss?))

Smol Asriel: ((Ye

Frisk: * oh no

REBORN: ((Sounds awesome))

Frisk: * his hot chocolate was pranked

Frisk: * wasn't it

Smol Asriel: you bet your ass it was

Smol Asriel: looks on the cup and finds a note

Frisk: * fuck you

Smol Asriel: get pranked

Smol Asriel: "...who's Azzy?"

Frisk: "... Oh no."

Fellby: ... Oh, fuck. Pardon me, Grillbz.

Smol Asriel: "Why oh no?"

Hyper: * Gee, Smazzy better not be a girl for too long.

Fellby: hops the counter again. Impressive, given he's in five inch heels.

Smol Asriel: see the thing is

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REBORN: ((E4 is done))

REBORN: ((Anna is done))

REBORN: ((Hehehehe))

Smol Asriel: has had his sex changed a fuckton of times already

Smol Asriel: so it's just "Oh well"

Fellby: blinks. "Is it... is it not doing anything?"

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: gets a weird look

Frisk: "It's supposed to change your gender."

Fellby: ... Kid?

Smol Asriel: checks his pants

Smol Asriel: "Oh hey it's back"

MettatonSEX: Sex, actually, but.

MettatonSEX: .....Uh.

Shattered Lua: (( smol is now an attack helicopter. ))

Smol Asriel: goes about his business

Hellaton: ........Ststaying out of thhhis.

Smol Asriel: ie, he lies on the couch with his leg propped up

Fellby: ... Okay then.

Fellby: Welp. Who's up for some drinks, huh?

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Smol Asriel: "It was already changed before"

Smol Asriel: "It's back to normal now"

Smol Asriel: "That's nice"

REBORN: [Reborn is open for business :D]

REBORN: [I'm gonna have fun with CAPmons]

Smol Asriel: ((I need to get some sleep

Smol Asriel: goes to sleep

Shattered Lua: (( I'm going to sleep after this game of BGO ))

Frisk: ((gn

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Frisk: ((Fellby: Nobody wants drinks? Well, more for me!))

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Fellby: ((boy it's a good thing he can't get drunk

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Fellby: ((because he drinks like an alcoholic

Frisk: ((Fellby: this girl is on fireeeee-- Mettaton: You have no taste in music. A new rule around here is to listen to ONLY good shit.))

Fellby: ((fellby: but i'm a girl made of fire

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Frisk: ((Mettaton: True.))

Hellaton: ((metta: .once, for the pun.

Fellby: ((i just got a stupid thought

Frisk: ((Metta: But not ever again.

Frisk: ((mm?))

Hellaton: ((fellby: besides your music is trash

Fellby: ((fellby tries smoking with his vagina

Hellaton: ((metta: but it feels like love

Hellaton: ((OH MY GOD

Frisk: ((THE IMAGE

Frisk: ((WHY

Shattered Lua: (( WHY DID I LOOK BACK TO THAT ))

Fellby: ((given his... biology?? ... it'd probably work

Hellaton: ((yes

Shattered Lua: (( OH GOD WHY AM I THINKING THE OTHER WAY AROUND NOW ))

Hellaton: ((he reports this to mettaton. [HOLY SHIT IM SMOKING WITH MY VAGINA] [fellby thats great but-- did you just send me photographic proof?!]

Fellby: (([you bet your ass i did ;)]

REBORN: ((Fellby visits Reborn. "...Hmm, who left these cigarettes here?"))

REBORN: ((*Smoke* *BOOM*))

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Hellaton: (([fellby please]

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Shattered Lua: (( There's now a larger hole where his vag formerly was located ))

Fellby: ((fellby prefers clove cigarettes

Fellby: ((he smokes them non-filter end as he holds the lit end in his mouth

Hellaton: (([this isnt going to help me stop feeling alone. neither was the tit pic. i like you and i banged you halfway once but please stop sending me these]

Fellby: ((okay

Fellby: ((that'll be 5.99

Hellaton: ((mettaton: [i never asked for these but im rich so ill pay you anyway]

Frisk: ((Frisk: [i hacked your text messages no i'll pay it]

Fellby: (([my body is fantastic but i'm not sure how i feel about this]

Shattered Lua: (( [Happy Neutral Ending Achieved] ))

Hellaton: ((DD OH MY GOD

Frisk: ((DD OH MY

Fellby: ((he got a happy ending

Hellaton: ((lol

Frisk: ((still better than mass effect

Hellaton: stores his art

Shattered Lua: (( So I've been dead a majority of this BGO game. ))

Shattered Lua: (( I ACCIDENTALLY MISREAD THAT AS 'Stores his fart' ))

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Hellaton: has mo intestines you clod

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Hellaton: *no

Shattered Lua: (( mo intestines mo problems ))

Frisk: (([Hellaton disliked that.]

Shattered Lua: (( [Angry Negative Ending Achieved] ))

Hellaton: ill kick your ass over the fuckin ocean m80

Shattered Lua: (( Do you even have to do that ))

Fellby: hums to himself as he shows Grillby another cocktail recipie.

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Hellaton: ((yes

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Frisk: ((Fellby sings an entire musical based on cocktails

Frisk: ((Grillby: ............ I've learned so much.

Shattered Lua: (( [Bad Meta Ending Achieved] ))

Fellby: And that's how you make what I like to call the Rubber Ducky.

Hellaton: curls up on the couch.

Frisk: ((Fellby: And that's how you make what I like to call the Kinkshamer.))

Hellaton: ((fellby: nos lemme show you how to make the ass disaster

Hellaton: ((hella: plplease shut uuup.

Fellby: ((fellby: let me show you the cosmic pleasurer

Frisk: ((cosmic pleasurizer*

Hellaton: ((THE COSMIC PLEASURIZER DOES SOUND LIKE A DRINK

Frisk: ((It does.))

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Frisk: ((i type in the letter d

Frisk: ((my computer suggests

Frisk: (("dead corgi"

Fellby: starts to mix up his favorite, the cosmic pleasurizer.

Fellby: ((WHAT

Shattered Lua: (( that's fucked up ))

Frisk: ((it is

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REBORN: ((Hehehehehehehhehehe))

REBORN: ((hahahahahahahahha))

REBORN: ((Oh god Anna's team is going to fucking break heads))

Fellby: ((ho ho ho

REBORN: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-cap-382241569 Test runs in progress.

Frisk: ((anna is harder than any other champion

Frisk: ((in the pokémon games

REBORN: ((Testing is a success))

REBORN: ((Notes:Breaks fucking heads))

REBORN: ((AH FUCK))

REBORN: ((FUCK))

REBORN: ((FUCK))

REBORN: ((I JUST SIPPED MY DRINK, BUT IT WASN'T MY DRINK))

Frisk: ((what

Frisk: ((was it

REBORN: ((EUGH I JUST SIPPED A BOTTLE OF AIR FRESHENER))

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Fellby: ((OH MY GOD LAHARL

Frisk: ((ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Frisk: ((FIRST, INK

Fellby: ((IT'S INK TWO POINT O

Frisk: ((THEN GLASS

Frisk: ((AND NOW

Frisk: ((AIR FRESHENER

Frisk: ((YOU NEED TO FRESHEN YOUR SOUL BITCH

REBORN: ((MY TONGUE FUCKING BUUUURNS))

Frisk: ((GOOD

Frisk: ((LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DRINKING

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Hellaton: ((LAHAAAAAAARL

Alphys: (is laharl okay)

Hellaton: ((no

Fellby: ((go rinse your mouth out laharl

Fellby: flips his cigarette into his mouth, swallowing it.

Frisk: "I feel like something stupid just happened for absolutely no reason."

Frisk: ".. Weird."

Fellby: You felt it too?

Hellaton: Iiisn't that just lllife?

MettatonSEX: It happens all the time.

Frisk: "I never really notice it because I'm doing something."

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Fellby: shrugs.

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Frisk: ((Everytime Laharl does something idiotic we're all just like

Frisk: (( https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000184545558-ci5382-t500x500.jpg

Hellaton: ((im gonna go to bed so assume the robots went home and went to bed while metta cried himself to sleep

Hellaton: ((lol

Fellby: ((gn

Frisk: ((ok gn

Hellaton: ((gn

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Alphys: (gn darling)

Fellby: sighs. "I'm heading to work. See you guys."

Frisk: "Seeya."

Frisk: ".. I should be going now, too."

Frisk: * She gets up and leaves the bar, presumably to her own timeline.

Frisk: ((gn everybody

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Fellby: ((goodnight everyone

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DamnDude: (( OH MY GOD ))

DamnDude: (( So I stole B's name for ToS. ))

DamnDude: (( And I got the WW lynched by asking him if he was masturbating at night. ))

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Jäger Leyline: ((its quiet

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Jäger Leyline: (oi

: ((Ayy))

Jäger Leyline: ((whats u/p

: ((Nothing))

Jäger Leyline: ((cool cool

Jäger Leyline: is sleeping on Hywel's butt

Jäger Leyline: also is back to normal

Hywel: -He isn't most likely, but is also asleep.-

Loni Leyline: -is at Fanta's-

Jäger Leyline: ((dunoo who to rp

Azalea: -She is probably next to Loni, awake.-

Loni Leyline: -is sitting up, hunched up at the moment

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Azalea: "You alright?"

Loni Leyline: .....no....I'm ...scared

Azalea: "You shouldn't be. I won't let anyone hurt you."

Loni Leyline: what...was......that thing?.....why did it want me?

Azalea: "I don't know, Loni."

Azalea: "But I'm sure it won't get you."

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Loni Leyline: it came......when you feel asleep....picked me up.......took me away..

Frisk: ((hi

Loni Leyline: I tried to....scream.......but couldn't

Loni Leyline: (oi

Azalea: "It doesn't know how to get here."

Loni Leyline: yeah.....

Loni Leyline: lies down

Azalea: -She slides next to her.-

Loni Leyline: it didn't....hurt me

Azalea: "I don't think it wanted to."

Loni Leyline: after we...left the bar......it just held me until......we got to the house.....then placed me.....on the bed

Loni Leyline: just....stared for awhile

Azalea: "...That's weird."

Loni Leyline: nods

Azalea: "Were you afraid?"

Loni Leyline: ..yes

Azalea: -She hugs her.-

Loni Leyline: I was crying....much of the time

Loni Leyline: hugs back

Azalea: "I won't let him get you again."

Loni Leyline: how do....I be strong....like you?

Azalea: "...I don't think there's just a way to do it, Loni. I think some people just... You know, have it."

Azalea: "That doesn't mean anything is wrong with you, just don't have that."

Loni Leyline: grabs on to Azalea and cries a bit

Loni Leyline: but I....want it......I don't want.....to be a ......burden

Azalea: "Loni, letting you get taken by that thing is a burden."

Loni Leyline: its....all I've...ever been

Azalea: -She laughs a bit.-

Azalea: "Is that really what you think?"

Loni Leyline: nods

Azalea: "Wven after I told you that I thought you were cute, and that I liked you a lot?"

Loni Leyline: .....

Loni Leyline: tooks away from her

Azalea: "Come on, you know you aren't a burden."

Loni Leyline: I....couldnt fight back.....even struggle.....I was....helpless

Azalea: "I wouldn't have been able to fight back there, Loni."

Azalea: "You wouldn't have been the only helpless one in that situation."

Loni Leyline: ....

Loni Leyline: you would ....have found a .....way to escape

Azalea: "Maybe."

Loni Leyline: .....I can't even run

Azalea: "Whatever, I still like you,don't know why that would even mater."

Loni Leyline: ......thank you

Azalea: "When you're busy doing your science stuff I'll be running, right? You aren't taking time from me that I don't have."

Loni Leyline: ...okay...

Loni Leyline: you'll be strong.....for me?

Azalea: "Mmhm."

Loni Leyline: hugs on to her

Loni Leyline: do you think....it can....be...stopped?

Azalea: -She wraps her arms around Loni.-

Azalea: "I don't know."

Loni Leyline: I might....be able to...make some....weapons

Loni Leyline: something to....help you if...you have to fight...again

Azalea: "Only if you want to."

Loni Leyline: I will...

Loni Leyline: ....what....do we ....do now?

Azalea: "...Not really sure."

Loni Leyline: what do....couples.....do?

Azalea: "I dunno, I've only really seen Fanta and Hywel."

Loni Leyline: what do...they.....do?

Loni Leyline: should we....be like.....them>

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Azalea: "They kiss a lot, do stuff together."

Loni Leyline: ....oh...

Azalea: "I'll only do anything you want me to do."

Loni Leyline: I dont.....know......

Loni Leyline: ...I've never been....in a relationship......before

Azalea: "Me neither ls

: ."*

Loni Leyline: ....should we watch a movie>

Azalea: "Sure."

Loni Leyline: should we.....go to a movie...theater?

Azalea: "If you'd like to."

Loni Leyline: nods

Azalea: "Ehat movies do you like?"

Loni Leyline: only seen......a few

Loni Leyline: ....what I've watched....with yuo

Azalea: -She nods.-

Loni Leyline: anything....you want to.....see?

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Azalea: "We can just watch like a comedy or something."

Loni Leyline: lets go...and see whats....playing

Loni Leyline: ....okay

Azalea: -She nods, getting up.-

Loni Leyline: slow gets up too

Azalea: -They probably eventually good the movies and shit.-

Sinanju: -loud walking is heard behind them as they walk to the theaters-

Azalea: "...Fuck off, really?"

Azalea: -She turns around.-

Sinanju: -is walking at them

Azalea: -She doesn't have a sword rip.-

Sinanju: -lands the large blade between the two to separate them

Azalea: "Uhm."

Loni Leyline: falls over

Azalea: "...Sir, please, why are you doing this!"

Sinanju: -leaves the sword where its at and swings its fist at Azalea

Sinanju: .....

Azalea: -She avoids it, stumbling a bit.-

Loni Leyline: ....leave her....alone

Sinanju: -grabs at Azalea

Azalea: -She dives out of the way, sliding into dirt.-

Loni Leyline: tries to walk over to Azalea to help her

Sinanju: -attempts to step on Azalea

Azalea: "...I need a weapon..."

Azalea: -She rolls.-

Azalea: -She also gets up now.-

Sinanju: -is still aggressively going after Azalea

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Azalea: -She pulls a knife then.-

Smol Asriel: ((Ey

Loni Leyline: ((oi

Sinanju: -pulls an Axe from its back

Loni Leyline: starts walking away and trying to yell, "h....help!"

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Azalea: -She attempts to cut a leg off, with a knife.-

Fanta: is on hywel's booby

Azalea: -This is probably a bad idea._

Fanta: is still not back to normal

Fanta: Jager must have gotten a low ass dosage

Jäger Leyline: -is asleep on Hywel's butt

Hywel: -He wakes up.-

Fanta: the room is fucking dripping with goat residue

Fanta: literally, the walls, the ceiling

Sinanju: -part of the leg is cut, but its not off. It tires to backhand Azalea

Jäger Leyline: -wakes up- WHAT THE FUCK?

Azalea: -She gets hit, flying backwards, sliding on the ground.-

Fanta: wakes up as well, groaning

Sinanju: -turns to Loni, whose walking away and begins to walk after her

Hywel: "...How the hell..."

Jäger Leyline: WHERE AM I? WHY AM I ON A BUTT?

Azalea: -She gets up, and tried to cut the part that wasn't cut.-

Jäger Leyline: WHATS WITH THIS ROOM

Fanta: "Um..."

Sinanju: -the leg comes off and it collaspes over-

Fanta: "We had a threesome... remember.."

Hywel: "...Didn't we do stuff- yeah."

Jäger Leyline: NO!

Azalea: -She tried to cut the arms off now.-

Fanta: jager got tentacles in the ass lol

Hywel: "...What?"

Jäger Leyline: I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT YESTERDAY

Hywel: "...Oh that sucks."

Fanta: "Oh, hey you're back to normal"

Hywel: "...That's fucking bullshit."

Fanta: "Yeah"

Jäger Leyline: WHAT? back to normal?

Hywel: "You were a girl."

Hywel: "I am still a girl."

Fanta: "I have pictures"

Sinanju: -its arm is removed

Hywel: "Ye."

Loni Leyline: arms*

Fanta: shows him pictures

Azalea: -She then attempts to cut the head off.-

Sinanju: -its head is removed, but theres no boy inside the armor

Loni Leyline: body*

Azalea: -She gets off the armor, and staggers a bit.-

Jäger Leyline: I...I....

Sinanju: -its not moving

Jäger Leyline: ....we....we had sex?

Azalea: -She is panting, and holding a spot on her left arm.-

Fanta: "You both got tentacles in the ass, it was great"

Hywel: "...I don't want to remember last night."

Jäger Leyline: WHAT?

Loni Leyline: walks up to her, "...we should...go

Fanta: "Aww.. you didn't have fun?"

Sinanju: -the limbs begin to move back towards the body-

Azalea: -There's red on the shirt she's wearing, bleeding through the the spot under where she's holding.-

Hywel: "Lucky you got to change back quickly..."

Loni Leyline: grabs at her, "you're....bleeding"

Azalea: "...Yeah, no, I'm fine."

Loni Leyline: ....lets...go...it looks like....its going to .....reform

Fanta: snuggles up to hywel more

Azalea: -Shes bleeding a lot, the red mark getting bigger.-

Jäger Leyline: -his mind is blown

Azalea: "Yeah, yeah..."

Loni Leyline: we need...to get you to a...hospital

Azalea: "...No, no I'll be okay."

Fanta: "Jesus I am still tired.."

Jäger Leyline: ......why me?

Loni Leyline: ...lets go...

Hywel: "...You wanted to."

Azalea: -She walks there. The blood is now visible dripping a bit past her sleeve, onto her wrist.-

Jäger Leyline: I DONT WANNA GET FUCKED BY SOMEONE, I WANNA DO THE FUCKING

Hywel: "Too late."

Jäger Leyline: UGGGGGHHHHHH

Jäger Leyline: THE FUCK WAS IN THE DRINK

Fanta: chuckles

Loni Leyline: you're hurt....badly

Hywel: "A gender swap thingy."

Azalea: "Is it... That bad?"

Fanta: "You were tight as fuck, Jager"

Jäger Leyline: FUCK YOU! YOU OWE ME FOR THIS

Azalea: -She lets go of the spot, which is bleeding a fuck ton.-

Azalea: -She puts her hand back.-

Azalea: "Yeah let's get to a hospital..."

Loni Leyline: is prettified

Fanta: "I don't owe you shit, you got to sleep on my boyfriend's ass"

Loni Leyline: ...hurry

Hywel: "We already have you sex, asshole."

Fanta: we already have you sex

Azalea: -They go to a hospital.-

: Gave*

Jäger Leyline: AAAAAGGGGHHHHH

Fanta: "And I want my bra back"

Jäger Leyline: -allows his head to fall back on Hywel's ass

Jäger Leyline: -throws it in Fantas face

Jäger Leyline: .......nice ass Hywel

Azalea: -She goes to an ER.-

Hywel: "Thanks."

Loni Leyline: please.....help her...

Fanta: takes it

Fanta: kisses Hywel

Jäger Leyline: so ah.....did I least get some action?

Azalea: -She is taken to care, and Loni is allowed with her.-

Hywel: -He kisses backs

Fanta: "Tentacles"

: Back*

Fanta: "In every hole"

Fanta: "You seemed to like it"

Jäger Leyline: ehhh

Azalea: -They make sure the bleeding will stop but she has to be kept in the hospital. She calls Fantas phone.-

Jäger Leyline: did I at least go full lesbo with Hywel

Fanta: 's phone rings

Fanta: answers, "Yes?"

Azalea: -She would have lost consciousness if she hadn't got there as soon as she did.-

Azalea: "...Hey can you go to the nearest hospital from your house? I almost bled out a little bit..."

Fanta: "Oh fuck."

Fanta: hangs up

Fanta: "Azalea's in the hospital"

Sinanju: -a loud crash is heard

Jäger Leyline: huh?

Fanta: gets up, quickly putting her clothes back on

Sinanju: -enters Azalea's room, axe drawn

Hywel: -He does too, very concerned.-

Azalea: "Oh god..."

Jäger Leyline: -gets dressed

Loni Leyline: ...no....don't

Loni Leyline: covers Azalea

Fanta: picks Hywel up and rushes the fuck over to the hospital

Hywel: "Oh god oh god..."

Sinanju: -grabs loni and leaves-

Sinanju: -left before the others made it

Azalea: "...Fuck..."

Fanta: arrives there, setting him down

Fanta: "Azalea?"

Jäger Leyline: -followed

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Hywel: "Azalea!"

Jäger Leyline: Aza? you aright?

Azalea: "I'm okay, but it took Loni."

Jäger Leyline: -hostipal should be in a panic right now

Jäger Leyline: the knight thing>

Azalea: -That's up to Fanta.-

Azalea: "Yeah."

Jäger Leyline: ..bastard! The fuck does it want with her?

Hywel: -He is making sure azalea is okay.-

Fanta: i mean sure

Azalea: -She giggles at the fact that he's still a girl.-

Fanta: hospital is in a panic

Fanta: is making sure she's ok as well

Jäger Leyline: Azalea what happened? are you badly hurt?

Azalea: "No it's okay."

Azalea: -Shes badly hurt.-

Jäger Leyline: it attacked you?

Azalea: -She has an IV.

Fanta: "Oh jesus.."

Azalea: "He clipped my arm with his sword, and then I landed on that arm hard."

Azalea: "When he punched me."

Jäger Leyline: ...I'll make him pay

Hywel: "Me too."

Fanta: "Yeah, I'll fuck whoever that guy was up"

Azalea: "He just reforms, I cut its head off and it's okay."

Jäger Leyline: there's no body? I could undertand limbs

Jäger Leyline: thought he might be cybernetic at first

Azalea: "No body, not even a head."

Azalea: "Just a big metal husk."

Jäger Leyline: ....

Jäger Leyline: Fanta are you much of a fighter?

Fanta: "I can't say I'm great, but I can literally get inside his head"

Azalea: "It has no head."

Fanta: "Oh."

Fanta: "Well, inside its husk then"

Jäger Leyline: .....we're going to hunt it down then

Jäger Leyline: Hywel?

Hywel: "...I've been plotting how to kill it."

Jäger Leyline: you haven't even faced it yet

Hywel: "It has to have a weakness, or we need to completely destroy every part of it."

Fanta: "Yeah, there's gotta be something"

Jäger Leyline: yeah

Fanta: is sitting by Azalea, stroking her ears

Jäger Leyline: have to find somethnig that break its armor

Jäger Leyline: can break*

Hywel: -He nods.-

Fanta: nods also

Jäger Leyline: we've just been hitting at its joints, taking off its limbs

Hywel: "Huh."

Fanta: "Well that won't work on giant hell knights"

Jäger Leyline: how long until we can take Azalea is okay to take back home?

Azalea: -Probably a few days.-

Jäger Leyline: I'd prefer to not take that thing one on one

Hywel: "We will be with you."

Hywel: -He hugging azalea, having to conciously make sure he isn't pressing his chest against her.-

Fanta: is just petting her, she doesn't want to hurt anything

Azalea: "...You having trouble with those?"

Jäger Leyline: preps his shields

Jäger Leyline: hey

Hywel: "Goddamnit azalea..."

Jäger Leyline: heh*

Fanta: "Oh you bet he is"

Jäger Leyline: hes got quite the knockers

Hywel: -He blushes, looking away.-

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Azalea: -shes chuckling.-

Jäger Leyline: startin to think hes better looking than Fanta

Hywel: "No, Fanta looks better than I do."

Jäger Leyline: hmmm maybe

Hywel: "It's just because she isn't in a female form."

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: you've got the more adorable innocence look

Hywel: "..."

Fanta: "You do, it's adorable"

Jäger Leyline: too bad Fanta destroyed that innocence

Hywel: -He blushes, glaring at Jäger."

Hywel: "My sister is right here."

Jäger Leyline: yeah and shes a smart girl

Jäger Leyline: its not like she isn't aware, Loni told me she walked in on you two

Fanta: "Oh boy.."

Hywel: "What!"

Fanta: is blushing a bit

Azalea: "...I didn't see anything."

Azalea: "By the way, what do you do with someone you're in a relationship with?"

Jäger Leyline: well thats a loaded question

Fanta: "Well, you do stuff together"

Azalea: "Specifically Loni."

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: well with her, its a bit harder

Azalea: "What does she like that I can do?"

Jäger Leyline: shes mostly used to doing her science

Jäger Leyline: she needs to get out more and experience life

Jäger Leyline: thats what I was hoping you could show her

Azalea: "I mean, I kinda want to go further into it, but I don't know how."

Jäger Leyline: theres some things you'll have to find out on your own

Jäger Leyline: she loves you

Jäger Leyline: and likely wants to do anything with you

Azalea: -She nods.-

Jäger Leyline: first thing is first though

Jäger Leyline: I have to get her back

Azalea: -She nods again.-

Jäger Leyline: wonder where it took her

Azalea: "Same place most likely."

Jäger Leyline: you think so?

Azalea: "Probably."

Jäger Leyline: ...

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Fanta: is petting Azalea, she beckoned for Hywel to sit in her lap but idk if he did

Hywel: -He did.-

Fanta: has an arm around him and an arm petting Azalea then

Jäger Leyline: I dont think Loni is safe at Fantas'

Azalea: "Clearly not."

Jäger Leyline: what am I going to do

Fanta: "We should kill the damn thing"

Jäger Leyline: can we?

Azalea: "Get her back, and when you do bring her here."

Jäger Leyline: ..yeah

Azalea: "...Cause I wanna kiss her."

Jäger Leyline: heh

Fanta: "Ooh"

Azalea: "She saved me."

Azalea: "Lied over top of me when the knight came in here."

Jäger Leyline: smiles

Jäger Leyline: good girl

Fanta: smiles, resting her head in hywel's shoulder

Jäger Leyline: gets up

Jäger Leyline: I'm going to go get her back

Hywel: "...Ill come, unless you think you got it."

Fanta: "Same"

Jäger Leyline: I'd rather not do this alone

Hywel: -He gets up.-

Fanta: does also

Jäger Leyline: lets go

Jäger Leyline: Azalea

Jäger Leyline: I'll bring back Loni

Jäger Leyline: I promise

Fanta: "Actually..."

Hywel: "...Hmm?"

Fanta: puts her hand out, and makes a smol fanta on the chair

Azalea: "That's cute."

Fanta: "I don't think I should leave her alone with that thing running around"

Fanta: "OH AND THAT ONE CAN BE FEMALE"

Fanta: "OK"

Fanta: "BUT NOT ME"

Azalea: "Hehzl

: ."*

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: heh

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Fanta: grumbles

Hywel: "Let's go."

Jäger Leyline: think you'd be able to switch gender being a goop

Jäger Leyline: yea lets

Fanta: "Me too"

Fanta: ((brb

Jäger Leyline: heads to the closest anydoor

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Hywel: -He follows.-

Jäger Leyline: goes to TK-421 and the area where the first fought it

Hywel: "Is she here?"

Jäger Leyline: hopefully

Jäger Leyline: -not at the house yey

Jäger Leyline: yet

Sinanju: -is standing outside of the house this time, just starring at them-

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Hywel: "Got a sword for me?"

Fanta: "Let me see here..."

Jäger Leyline: hands Hywel a sword

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Jäger Leyline: ((oi

Hywel: -He takes it, and swipes at the knee caps of the thing.-

Fanta: changes into a fucking dragon

Fanta: "This should work.."

Fanta: ((Im not gonna go mad op, fanta.exe will stop working at the worst possible time

Hywel: "...Well that works."

Fanta: is very menacing, she rushes at the thing

Sinanju: -it has a large sword, something like from Monster hunter

Jäger Leyline: ((shit should have prepped a battle for this

: ((Yeah tbh I though we we're justo man fuck it's legs then run off with Loni.-"))

: Just gonna*

: ((Justo man fuck))

Fanta: slashes at it with some long claws, right to the head, but before it hits she melts, rip

Fanta: ((Justo man fuck

Hywel: "Welp."

Fanta: .exe has stopped working

Fanta: call a repairman

Sinanju: -it spins around to avoid Hywel and makes a large slash at Fanta

Fanta: you hit a puddle

Hywel: -While his sword in this the ground, he slashed at the legs again.-

: In the*

: Is in the*

Sinanju: -it grabs Hywel's sword before that and yanks its away, then charges Jager

Jäger Leyline: gets body checked

Fanta: the hospital one is a puddle too

Hywel: "Shit..."

Jäger Leyline: tumbles back and flips back up

Sinanju: -pulls out an axe this this and focuses on Jager-

Hywel: -He picks his sword back up, and attempts again.-

Sinanju: -its so focused on Jager that it gets one of legs removed. IT spins around and tries to backhand Hywel

Hywel: -He narrowly avoids it, getting clipped by a part, staggering back.-

Fanta: reforms "Fucking great timing for a blackout.."

Jäger Leyline: Go get Loni!

Hywel: "Please do!"

Fanta: rushes into the shack

Loni Leyline: -is there in the bed of a small bed room, crying

Erron: ((DAMN IT IS EARLY FOR ME!

Fanta: "Loni?"

Loni Leyline: Fanta?

Jäger Leyline: is entangled in fighting it

Erron: ((also hi guys

Jäger Leyline: (hey

Fanta: "No time to talk"

Fanta: picks the gote child up

Fanta: "Let's get the hell out of here"

Loni Leyline: ....oh!

Sinanju: -pulls out another sword and crosses with both Hywel and Jager

Erron: walks into the bar...

Fanta: runs back out, keeping far away from Sinanju

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Fanta: "I GOT HER, LET'S GO"

Sinanju: -lashes at Hywel with a spin and quickly comes full circle to jager, slicing his legs off

Erron: yo.

Fanta: "Oh fuck."

Jäger Leyline: Aww shit -falls over- not again

Asriel_Dreemurr: -If you didn't know, he's a hypergote now, maybe not recognizable.-

Erron: -cool-

Hywel: -He hurdled over the blade.-

Hywel: "Oh shit."

Jäger Leyline: had cybernetic btw

Jäger Leyline: legs btw*

Hywel: -He slashed at the other leg.-

Sinanju: -falls over and rolls over to swing at Hywel, followed by throwing the weapon at him

Hywel: -He doesn't get hit, but did throw himself to the floor.-

Jäger Leyline: grabs its head and rams the sword into the wedges in the armor

Sinanju: -follows by taking the sword out and thrusting it into Jager's shoulder

Hywel: -He gets up, and tries to cut its arms off.-

Jäger Leyline: AWWWW GAWD DAMNIT

Erron: -This asshole sits at the bar- . . .

Sinanju: -gets its arm removed

Fanta: keeps loni safe, "JUST TAKE JAGER AND RUN"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He keeps sitting where he was sitting.-

Jeska or Jekon: -walks into shortly afterwards

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jeska."

Jäger Leyline: pulls the Magnum Caster out and fires a #10 shot point blank into its head

Hywel: -He picks up Jäger, and his cybernetics, and runs.-

Sinanju: -is melted into two

Hywel: -Ahe stops.-

Fanta: runs with him, back to the bar

Fanta: or not

Hywel: "Holt shit the fuck was that."

: Holy*

Hywel: "Do it again."

Sinanju: -was reforming as they left

Hywel: "Okay nevermind."

Hywel: -He runs.-

Jäger Leyline: is bleeding heevily

Hywel: "Okay to the hospital we go."

Azalea: -Shes bored.-

Fanta: runs

Fanta: gets back to the hospital

Loni Leyline: Jager!

Fanta: "Jesus christ.."

Jeska or Jekon: -walks up to AD amd kisses him

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He kisses back.-

Jäger Leyline: some one get this sword out of me

Hywel: -He does, and I assume doctors help him./

Fanta: sets loni down, then checks on Hywel

Jäger Leyline: is taken to the ER

Loni Leyline: is Jager....going to be.....alright?

Hywel: -He's fine.-

Hywel: "Yeah, yeah."

Hywel: "I'm pretty sure, he's bleeding, but not that bad."

Hywel: "We should get you to Azalea."

Loni Leyline: is she...okay?

Hywel: "Yeah."

Loni Leyline: -tries to get uo and go to Azalea

Hywel: -He helps.-

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

Loni Leyline: goes over and hugs Azalea

Erron: ...

Loni Leyline: are you....okay?

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Azalea: -She pulls her onto the hospital bed.-

Jeska or Jekon: -sits down-

Jeska or Jekon: hey Erron

Azalea: "I wouldn't be if you hadn't saved my butt."

Fanta: ((Ey dd

Erron: yo.

Fanta: reabsorbs the smol

Fanta: "You got hit pretty bad there, Hywel"

Hywel: "I'm good."

DamnDude: (( Im not gonna be on much today ))

Erron: ((aww

Fanta: "You sure?"

Loni Leyline: hugs Azalea

DamnDude: (( Im going to my parent's lake house and im stuck to my phone ))

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: -has a big belly now, in fact its almost time-

Jeska or Jekon: how have you been?

Erron: Fine...

Erron: You?

Jeska or Jekon: every emotion possible in a short time span

Jeska or Jekon: hey theres something I want to tell you

Jeska or Jekon: we say Jukon

Loni Leyline: saw*

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Erron: huh?

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Erron: W-What do you mean?

Smol Asriel: is smol

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Smol Asriel: fanta stays at the hospital for now

DamnDude: (( ~No Shit Sherlock ~ ))

Azalea: -She hugs back.-

Jeska or Jekon: we had an out of body experience thanks to WDG and went to the afterlife for a bit

Frisk: ((No shit, Sexlock.))

Jeska or Jekon: meet her there.

Erron: W-What!?

Jeska or Jekon: said she hopes you're doing well, and that she still loves you

: ((No sex, deadlox))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just keeps staring ahead.-

Smol Asriel: is lying on the couch

Erron: O-Oh... I. Uhhm... -Has this looks of, not knowing what to say-

DamnDude: (( No life, cringelock ))

Smol Asriel: 's leg is still pretty fucked

Loni Leyline: I'm ...so....sorry

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He goes over to the smol child.-

Azalea: -She just lightly pulls Loni into a short kiss.-

Smol Asriel: "H-hey"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Jeska or Jekon: I;m sorry we coudn't bring her back,

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].

Erron: It's... okay.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Has that been healing alright?"

Smol Asriel: "A little bit.."

Hyper: * He walks into the bar.

Jeska or Jekon: Hey hyper

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks up.-

Smol Asriel: "H-hey dad"

Hyper: ((AD: Fuck off. I stole your body.))

Erron: Err, not that she couldn't come back! It's okay becasue its not four faul-- you know what I mean.

Jeska or Jekon: yeah

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Looks like Hyper is here. I'll leave you two two yourselves."

Hyper: "Greetings, Jukon. Hello, AD."

Smol Asriel: "No.. you can stay"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, hello, Hyper."

Jeska or Jekon: heh two hyper goats

Erron: Wait, AD is hyper now!?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes."

Hyper: "It seems as if you're copying me."

Erron: -His eyes light up- HOLY SHIT! WHAT IF I WENT HYPER AS A ROBOT!?

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Jeska or Jekon: yeah, remember that singularity device WDG made you get?

Erron: THAT'D BE FACKIING COOL!

Hyper: ((Erron becomes a gundam

Erron: ((YES

Erron: ((THAT IS CANNON NOW

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably become a giant robot."

Erron: ((lel cannon

Jeska or Jekon: it allowed us to see Jukon and make him Hyper

Hyper: "Hm."

Jeska or Jekon: no sure why he wants AD to be hyper though

Hyper: "AD, you still stole my schtick."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I had to watch Chara die again."

Hyper: "I look hotter when I'm hyper."

Hyper: "Oh."

Hyper: "Okay."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So you can call it even."

Hyper: ((AD: Fuck off and die for good, I'm going to replace your stupid ass.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd like to think he wants me to be hyper because he's a legitimatly nice person... But I find that somewhat hard to believe."

Hyper: ((Jeska: AD don't encourage faith!))

Erron: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/UuGQYAN.jpg]Found Hyper Erron[/url]

Jeska or Jekon: a nice person? after everythin hes done?>

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I said I'd like to think that."

Jeska or Jekon: ((no thats a gundam from 00 Gundam

Hyper: ((is ad referencing hyper or))

Jeska or Jekon: hes plotting something

Hyper: ((oh yeah, chara

Hyper: ((or wdg

Hyper: ((FUCK

Azalea: -She kissed Loni btw.-

Hyper: ((the noun game

Jeska or Jekon: you sure he doesn't have some mental control over you in that form

: ((The pronoun game is my favorite))

Loni Leyline: -goes all wide eyes and blushes greatly

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."

Jeska or Jekon: ((sorry missed that

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd assume not."

: ((It's k))

Azalea: -She stops.-

Azalea: "...Did you like that?"

Hyper: "Anyways, what's next AD? You're going to learn about sex again?"

Hyper: ((AD: Fuck off.))

Jeska or Jekon: I mean, he tried to kill you, tortures others, killed some group recently some rebels led by an Ike, and mind tortured both NC and Mettaton

Jeska or Jekon: BC*

Hyper: "Oh, well, ouch.*

Hyper: "*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I haven't lost any memories or Duchamp

Loni Leyline: -covers her face, but slightly nods

Hyper: ((Duchamp?

Hyper: ((Duchamp

: Such."*

Erron: ...

Azalea: "Thanks for saving me."

Loni Leyline: -nods and hugs her

Loni Leyline: thank you...for everything

Hyper: ((Jäger: Awww man, why does my sister get in a relationship first?))

Azalea: "Yeah, yeah..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I do enjoy this form. I could see why you like it, Hyper."

Jeska or Jekon: ((Jager is currently more concern about being stabbed and having his legs removed

Jeska or Jekon: I love it

Hyper: * Instead of looking as he usually does, he looks oddly normal. He sits down next to AD. "Well, yeah. Of course."

Hyper: "The only reason why I wanted that form was to be with you."

Loni Leyline: -gets under the sheets and cuddles up to Hywel

Jeska or Jekon: Azalea*

Jeska or Jekon: ((woops

Azalea: -She cuddles with all but the left arm.-

Hyper: "But that's in the past, so, uh, yeah."

Smol Asriel: is lying there, his leg still fucked, not as much so but it is

Loni Leyline: -eventually falls asleep

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Would you be okay with being your old self at this point?"

Hyper: "No."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... I made my best attempt at taking care of him while you were away."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ill leave if you'd like me to."

Jeska or Jekon: ((hey Frisky, hate to ask, but are you about to run a plot about hyper?

Hyper: "No, don't leave."

Hyper: ((i could but))

Jeska or Jekon: (I was about to go to bed

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Okay."

Jeska or Jekon: ((but wondered if you need me here

Hyper: ((well hi slarv

Hyper: ((say "fiddledicks"

Jeska or Jekon: ((....what?

Hyper: ((i'm making sure he is here

Hyper: ((i could do something real quick

: ((Fiddlesticks))

: ((Fuck it corrected it)

Smol Asriel: ((gtg soon

Hyper: ((because i would need slarv as well

Jeska or Jekon: ((sure

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Hyper: ((fuck.))

Jeska or Jekon: ((....

Hyper: ((well, you can go ahead and go to bed yazan

Jeska or Jekon: ((damn

Hyper: ((i can't do the thing without slarv

Jeska or Jekon: ((I'll be back on later though

Hyper: ((ok

Jeska or Jekon: ((gn

Hyper: ((gn

Hyper: ((ad will you be here later today

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: ((Ye probably))

Erron: ((i'm always here for plot, and or comedic relief

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Smol Asriel: scoots over to Hyper and AD, careful with his leg

Hyper: ((wow

Erron: ((wut?

Smol Asriel: ((I gtg in like 15 minutes still son

Hyper: ((ok then

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Fanta."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Fuck.-

: Smolriel*

Hyper: ((Howdy, Pepsi.))

Hyper: ((Howdy, Beer.))

Hyper: ((Howdy, AD Juice.))

Smol Asriel: "Hey"

Hyper: ((Howdy, Soda.

: ((Howdy, juiceka))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Smol Asriel: lies down in both ur laps

Hyper: "Hi, Smazzy."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles for a short but.-

: Bit*

Smol Asriel: "H-hey"

Hyper: "The reason why I was gone for a while was because I was really... busy."

Smol Asriel: "Alright... m-my leg got bitten and that's about it.."

Erron: ((Are we just giving the characters Beverage related names?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I could watch over him when you are busy, Hyper."

: ((Ye))

Hyper: "... Thanks."

Erron: ((Sodatale confirmed

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Unless you dont want me to, of course, I would like to only have wronged you as much as I have."

Hyper: "I just said thanks."

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Smol Asriel: is asleep

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes, I know."

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Hyper: ((fucking hell

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Hyper: ((oh hi laharl

Hyper: ((welcome to hell

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Erron: ((ech

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Erron: ((hoi

: ((hOI!!!!!11!1!1!1!!11!1!

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Erron: ((oh

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Erron: ((yo

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: ((oh hey

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: ((hey there

: ((hi

: ((hey

: ((hello

: ((hola

: ((konnichiwa

: ((fucchi

: （（你好））[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]（（您好））[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]((so I've been working on characters for this game I plan to make sometime[/color][/font]

Erron: ((Cool

: ((coolio

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]((I'm gonna kind of "test" a character idea I had in the RP))[/color][/font]

Erron: ((ok

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: ((here we go, I got the shortcut set up

Erron: ((noice

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -a rather young sort of human-dog hybrid trots into the bar, smiling-[/color][/font]

: ((she's a cinnamon roll))

Erron: ...?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -sees Erron, and trots up to him- Woah! Who're you? I don't think I've ever seen you before![/color][/font]

Erron: I've never seen you either...

Erron: Name's Erron.

: ((just s you know my internet is bad so I might disconnect at random

Erron: ((same

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -smiles, and hugs his leg, looking up at Erron- I'm Sunny! Sunny Belmont![/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -her tail wags, and Erron feels an innate sense of warmth.-[/color][/font]

Erron: ...mhmmm...

Erron: Why're ya huggin my leg?

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Well, why not? It's how I say hi![/color][/font]

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: ((Smazzy's leg is fixed and then he trips on a rock

: (( https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000184545558-ci5382-t500x500.jpg

Smol Asriel: is a smol

: ((the game doesn't have much plot yet, but it started with the idea of "what if the internet itself was a separate universe?"))

: (( http://67.media.tumblr.com/3cf5bee1bb3a05597d237731cc83bf56/tumblr_inline_o87dvhObfc1rqat6c_540.gif

Erron: Ok then...

Erron: ((sounds cool]

Smol Asriel: ((http://caribun.tumblr.com/post/145441593664/sorry-for-the-lack-of-updates-finals-are good asrisk right here

Erron: ((CUUUUTE!

: ((sunny is your average cinnamon roll child on the internet. she's happy-go-lucky and innocent, and I plan to keep her that way over the course of not only the game but also her time in cau))))

Erron: ((cool

Erron: ((Erron used to be that some thing... but then his life got fucked up.

Erron: ((same thing*

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hops next to him- It's always nice making new freinds~[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((I am also testdriving my game

Erron: *comedic scoff* Yeah... sure.

Erron: ((I have no idea how to code, so I'm making Underwatch a small minicomic

Erron: ((I have the battle sprites and I'm spriting the overworld sprites now.

Smol Asriel: ((I've made a few bosses if you wanna see them

: ((I wanna see

Smol Asriel: ((I shared them before but I don't think you two saw

Erron: ((I have not

: ((aka http://i.imgur.com/SNLt6y3.jpg

: ((I haven't been on lately so I definitely haven't seen them))

Smol Asriel: ((I love the asrisk

Smol Asriel: ((Seeing floof gote in winter gear is also adorable

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/DDcVe in no particular order

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Don't act like that... How can you be sad when you have a little Corgi right next to you...? -points to herself with her thumb-[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK I FORGOT- ok I need to edit the middle one

: ((wow

: ((what's the game called?))

Smol Asriel: ((I swear I had this name before Undertale, Dreamer Reborn

Erron: ((Wow

Erron: ((They're so cool!

: ((Well, it looks awesome!))

Erron: ((U did good son

Erron: Uhuhh...

: ((10/10

Smol Asriel: ((thx

Smol Asriel: ((Those are all chapter bosses, and the last one is the final boss in the true ending

: ((The last one is Cancer.))

: ((Your game is an edgy game about fighting Cancer.))

: ((I solved it, guys!))

: ((what's the one above the last one?))

Erron: ((oh

: ((i'm joking

Smol Asriel: ((My game is very edgy

Smol Asriel: ((Oblivion Bolt comes to mind

Smol Asriel: ((That is shade

: ((well it's cute

Smol Asriel: ((I have rped every one of those except the first

Erron: ((My minicomic is the kind of edgy you see in my RP Style. With everyone saying fuckwords every 2 fucking minutes.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -leans against him. Erron feels warm and fuzzy inside.-[/color][/font]

Erron: ...

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]True fact: Corgis make nearly everything better.[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/mhJdW lol

Erron: -just looks at the Corgi hugging his leg- fml.

Erron: ((My comic is not THAT edgy.

Erron: ((I can assure

Smol Asriel: (("Hi einstien"

: ((that last panel

: ((door: *nom*))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...What's wrong...?[/color][/font]

Smol Asriel: tfw I had a fused joy mutant in the final level of joytale of Glamor and Corsiva named Corgi

: ((Erron: You're killing me.))

: ((Erron: I live off of edginess.

Erron: Nothing...

: ((Erron: Sunshine and happy thoughts poison my bloodstream of edge.))

: ((*crawling in my skin faintly playing in the distance*))

Smol Asriel: ((By the way bio everyone's getting genderbent because Azzy's giving them r63 potions

Erron: ((O shiet

Smol Asriel: ((If u want in

Smol Asriel: ((He is very sneaky

: ((I'll think about it.))

Erron: ((R63 Erron... why not?

: ((frisk is immune because azzy doesn't want to be gay

: ((i don't think

Smol Asriel: the next thing erron drinks, Azzy has already gotten to

Smol Asriel: sure why not

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Something seems wrong...[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks up to them and does puppy-eyes-[/color][/font]

Erron: ... -has this dedpan expression- ((I want to make a Steven Universe reference but spoilers prohibit me from doing so.))

Erron: -also "dedpan"-

: ((brb

Erron: ((k

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Smol Asriel: ((Unless you wanna get spritzed

Erron: ((Wat

Smol Asriel: ((With the potion

Erron: ((your choice mate

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Azzy: runs in

Azzy: "I have the power of god!"

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Frisk: * She walks into the bar.

Azzy: holds up a spritz bottle and sprays Erron in the face

Frisk: * And sits down.

Azzy: "Ah, my dear"

Erron: THE FUCK!? -suddenly Erron has become Errin-

Frisk: * She's screaming internally.

Frisk: "Hi."

Azzy: "How are you on this fine evening?"

Azzy: is in a nurse outfit

Frisk: "Good."

Errin: ...What the hell did you spray me with!?

Azzy: slides up to her

Azzy: "Genderswap potion"

Azzy: "Get fucked, nerd"

Errin: . . .

Errin: I'm surprisingly okay with this.

Azzy: "I missed you honey"

Frisk: "Okay."

Azzy: "But with that sash i was able to avenge your loss"

Frisk: ((I'm waiting for the day where Nance just walks in while Azzy is hitting on Frisk))

Azzy: ((Kissing her

Frisk: "Well, you didn't have to do that."

Frisk: ((fuck no

Azzy: "I truly had to, or else your honor would not have been restored"

Azzy: ((I mean he has before

Frisk: ((Wait, how the fuck has he kissed her?))

Frisk: ((I don't remember that happening

Frisk: "Okay then."

Azzy: ((The first day

Azzy: ((He walked up

Azzy: ((And kissed her

Frisk: ((on the lips

Frisk: ((OH

Frisk: ((yeah

Azzy: ((Yes

Frisk: ((i remember

Errin: -is just sitting there, realizing how much he's changed. He went from Normal Asriel #99 to Cyborg Female Asriel- What the fuck happened with my life!?

Azzy: it's temporary

Azzy: "Don't worry it wears off"

Azzy: "In..."

Azzy: "I think ten centuries or so"

Errin: YOU MEAN I'M STUCK AS A CHICK FOR 100 YEARS!?

Azzy: "Don't worry, your corpse will have a dick eventually"

Azzy: ((It's as long as the rper wants

Erron: ((k

Erron: ((Maybe for a few days

Erron: ((I gotta see where this goes

Frisk: ".. I highly doubt it's for ten centuries."

Azzy: "That's what I read on the label.. I think"

Errin: -Has this looks of fury on his face. He was okay with it if it was for a short while. (which it is)-

Azzy: leans back with an arm around frism

Frisk: "Uh, can you please not do that?"

Frisk: ((Azzy: Fuck off, let your inner desires control you, my sweet strawberry))

Frisk: ((Frisk: whar.

Frisk: ((Frisk: what.*

Azzy: "Not do what?"

Frisk: "Put your arm around me."

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Erron: ((rip

Frisk: ((rip

Erron: ((High Quality RIP

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Erron: ((hi laharl

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: ((So I joined an RP as a character named Lime))

: ((And then someone joined as Lemon))

: ((And then two more people joined as Orange and Tangerine))

: ((We are now the Citrus Knights, for knights devoted to fighting cancer with our healthy powers))

Erron: ((Yes

Erron: ((My sides are in orbit

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Frisk: ((10/10

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: ((ayy

: ((also oh my god laharl that is beautiful))

: ((I repeat))

: ((We are fucking medieval knights dedicated to fighting cancer as a group of blood brothers))

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: ((And by 'fighting cancer' I mean we literally beat the shit out of cancer patients))

Frisk: ((Nice.))

: ((-claps slowly, deliberately, and without sarcasm-))

Erron: ((top kek

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: ((No like, our lineup))

: ((Lime, the mercenary/samurai for hire, of the infamous Lime clan))

: ((Lemon, the rival of Lime in combat and her brother, of the infamous Lemon Clan))

: ((Orange, the magician of dark arts and healthy food, of the Orange Clan))

: ((And Tangerine, the wierdo we picked up on the way, he's a cat.))

: ((Like, he's a literal fucking cat.))

: ((...tangy is that you

Erron: ((I fucking can't! I'm laughing so mucch helpp

: ((Like, he rides Lime's shoulder and purrs))

: ((He is not an antrho, or a furry))

: ((He is jus a fucking orange cat))

: ((That mauls cancer patients))

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: ((Also, I'm making a game where the Internet is a whole other world. I don't have a name for it yet, but I'll make it in RPG Maker. I plan for the battle system to be somewhat like LISA's.))

: ((I'm RPing a character idea I had for it right now.))

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Errin: ...

: ((I also had a cool idea, but it gets kind of complicated))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...!?[/color][/font]

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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: H-Hey!? Y-You look different![/color][/font]

: ((ayy

: (( Right Hand - Drake ))

Erron: ((UNDERWATCH OVERWORLD SPRITES SON! http://i.imgur.com/JuBlepT.png ))

: ((noice

: (( I may or may not be going on a hiatus ))

Erron: ((y tho

: (( Personal reasons

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Erron: ((k

Errin: Yeah... someone turned me into a woman.

Frisk: ((okay

Frisk: "..."

Frisk: * To say the least, she looks very uncomfortable.

: R [] is now R [R].

R: (( Letter-character series

: ((the idea is that the battle music would gain different parts based on who was in the party))

R: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0syyVpthV4M ))

R: (( Has there been a character with the name "R" before ))

R: (( anyone ))

Frisk: * She kind of just slides away from Azzy's arm, and since Slarv isn't here, she does it successfully.

Frisk: ((no

R: (( good

: ((B might want to have words with you))

R: (( or, you know, single letters ))

: ((So would Z.))

: R [R] is now Drake - Right Hand [].

Frisk: ((Bloo RPs a literal right hand

: (( * The right hand enters the bar. ))

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: (( * A literal right hand. ))

Frisk: (( http://66.media.tumblr.com/c6ad564fc6c237efbd05a2d6c88a4188/tumblr_o0ktnc0Kjx1twf1two1_1280.png

: (( [sup]10[/sup]/[sub]10[/sub] ))

: QUICK GUYS I NEED AN ANSWER

: WHICH IS BETTER, LEMONS OR LIMES,

Frisk: * NONE

: I WOULD RATHER EAT VOMIT CAKE

Errin: ...

: [bshadow=20px 12px 2px rgba(0, 150, 150, 1)]fadhjfgdjkgjA[/bshadow]

: Drake - Right Hand [] is now NUT BUSTER [].

: NUT BUSTER [] is now no [Will Smith].

: no [Will Smith] is now Will Smith [].

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: http://prntscr.com/bcos04 Heated discussion between Lemon and Lime.

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: ((Ayy DD))

DamnDude: (( So i dont know why my parents think taking me to the lake house and making me work makes them think im going to willingly go back after work is over ))

: ((Ouch))

DamnDude: (( Also laharl ))

DamnDude: (( The answer is limes ))

DamnDude: (( Lemins* ))

: ((FUCK))

DamnDude: (( Lemons ^ ))

DamnDude: (( I have no id3a ))

DamnDude: (( Why i typed limes ))

DamnDude: (( Also, considering ive had a lot of time to think, i got a lot of planning done. ))

: ((Is it time for the arc then))

DamnDude: (( Not yet ))

: ((I'm fucking hyped for all the RPG stuff to start up again i'm sorry))

DamnDude: (( I wanted to give everyone until July, but i cant hold back either ))

DamnDude: (( I want things to get a bit more stable life wise, then ill go finish up the prelude thinga ))

: ((I've been setting up more Reborn stuff))

: ((Namely, the E4 and Champion are done))

DamnDude: (( I heard about the e4 last night ))

DamnDude: (( I also heard its better than e3 ))

: ((Yeah))

: ((The E4 is going to knuckle creeps))

DamnDude: (( It isnt hard to beat e3 though ))

: ((And Anna is going to knuckle more creeps))

DamnDude: (( "Everyone is going for badges while Rush shows up aome times af ucks around" ))

: ((Yeah, i'm trying to get everyone to actually start getting badges))

: ((I'm gonna start shoveling Rush and Frisk some OP as fuck mons soon so they're up to Karamatsu and Mettaton's level))

DamnDude: (( The thing is, youll give me opmons and ill have no idea how to use them ))

: ((Alright, lets see))

: ((First up, your team))

: (I have no idea why you wanted an Electabuzz over an Electivire))

: ((You've got Lucario pretty good though))

: ((Your Trevenant is absolutely filthy))

DamnDude: (( Because i know very little about pokemon ))

: ((Use a website called Smogon))

: ((It shows you some handy sets for almost every pokemon))

DamnDude: (( Huh, alright ))

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: http://www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/trevenant/ Example ))

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DamnDude: (( Ill end up needimg like 5 tabs to play fuckin pokemon ))

: ((Also, Rare Candies ar eitems i've put into the sysem))

: ((They are basically freebies))

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

: ((You use one on a pokemon, and I make a set for that pokemon, as well as give it buffs, to bring it to its maximum potential))

: ((The downside is once I make the set you can't change it, at all))

: ((MTT, Frisk, and Karamatsu currently have two rare candies))

: ((Everyone starts with one rare candy))

DamnDude: (( 'Why the fuck does it only know rest?' ))

: ((Don't worry, I won't gimp you))

: ((If you want, you can troll through Reborn right now to pass the time.))

: [Reborn is open]

DamnDude: (( I would, but im on my phone and i could have to leave soon ))

: ((Alright))

DamnDude: (( It depends if we start up again ))

Erron: ((Here, have a Tracer sprite you all can use. http://imgur.com/Iu2n1TA ))

DamnDude: (( Youre addicted to that game, arent yoy ))

: ((Neat))

Erron: ((yes

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Bastion: [Beep Boop, Play of the Game Acquired]

: High Priest Laharl [Bastion] is now High Priest Laharl [].

DamnDude: (( Dont worry, im nearly the same way with Uncharted 4 ))

: ((I like to imagine Bastion just hears dialup internet noises))

: ((And when he leftclicks/goes tank mode, the dialup turns into HEAVY FUCKING METAL))

Erron: ((yiss

DamnDude: (( Beep beeeeeeeep beep. ))

: ((That Beep BEP BEEEEEEEEEP noise))

: ((When you hear that noise))

: ((Thats when you know you've fucked up))

Erron: ((yse

Erron: ((now back to spriting.

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DamnDude: (( All i know is that bastion gets PotG, tracer has a butt, and the fact that its high noon ))

Erron: ((It's currently 12:00

DamnDude: (( Its always 12:00 ))

DamnDude: (( 'The alcohol, the sword, and the power' -Hints to three bosses- ))

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DamnDude: (( And no, the power is not he-man ))

DamnDude: (( Fuck it, imma go plah pac-man ))

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Frisk: ((ok

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DamnDude: (( Updare: Fuck pacman ))

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: (( Updare: Fuck destiny ))

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Azzy: ((Ey b0ss

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DamnDude: (( Oi ))

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Fanta: has pokeballs now

Fanta: is in the hospital atm, but will leave eventually

Fanta: ((If I wasn't busy as fuck today I'd set up everyone else's moves

DamnDude: (( I know who the character ill have now, just i still dont want to say who it is yet ))

DamnDude: (( Unless you want me to be one of your characters ))

DamnDude: (( Either way, i can at least do moves and stats. ))

DamnDude: (( Wait ))

DamnDude: (( You said i, not everyone else ))

DamnDude: (( Oops ))

Fanta: ((I'm making stats, i just need you to pick two types for attacks and actions for them to main

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: ((heya

: (( hi

: ((ah.

Fanta: ((What fucking dipshit decided to put the bassoon auditions and the clarinet auditions together

: [s](( aka Will Smith ))[/s] jk

Fanta: porygon z with chatter op pls nerf

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Communicator: (( error: name too vague

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: (( [i][slides offstage to think of a better name][/i] ))

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -Or, somehow [i]even more[/i] specifically, a [i]Pembroke[/i] Welsh Corgi girl-[/color][/font]

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: ((heya

: ((I'm making a game where the Internet is a separate world

Fellby: ((nice

Frisk: ((hi

: ((I'm RPing a character idea I had. Sunny is your usual cinnamon-roll child on the Internet.))

Frisk: ((i'm doing nothing

Fellby: ((i'm still waiting for costco to fucking call me

Fellby: ((also i drew fem!fellby

: (( "i'm still waiting for costco to fucking call me" -Chime 2016 ))

Frisk: ((cool

Frisk: ((can you show us

Fellby: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/bc95cdf919d86cefc71aa2dd0f986651/tumblr_o8bc4wBak31uggan1o1_540.png

Fellby: ((I think his outfit's too revealing

: (( [i]Hey, that's pretty good![/i] ))

Frisk: ((niceeeeeeeeeee

Fellby: ((but i decided that halfway through the drawing

Frisk: ((yeah

: ((that's really good

: ((she looks [i]hot[/i]))

: (([i]*distant rimshot*[/i]))

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: (( [i][roundabout silently playing][/i] ))

Frisk: ((it kind of reveals his chest a little too much but he looks like your average prostitude

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Fellby: ((see that's the thing - he's not the average prostitute, he owns the damn place

Fellby: ((so if i draw him genderbent again i might choose something classier

Fellby: ((maybe like, a cocktail dress

Frisk: ((he does look classy though

Lunarlon: What appears to be a small---how do I describe this without sounding like an idiot---circular camera?---whatever, that floats into the bar. Imagine a webcam. Yeah. There. But slightly larger.

Frisk: ((he doesn't look like this http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/20140812_hooker.jpg

Fellby: ((true

Lunarlon: (( I am now thinking of the depths that Frisky went to to find that image

Frisk: ((all i had to do was search up "average prostitude"

Frisk: ((that was it

Lunarlon: (( -frisky 2016 ))

DamnDude: (( THey just took a picture of their neighbors ))

Lunarlon: (( OH MY GOD

Fellby: ((damn dude

Lunarlon: (( that's brutal

Frisk: ((actually

Frisk: ((yeah

Lunarlon: (( I'm Frisky's neighbor. But not those neighbors ))

DamnDude: (( I gtg ))

Frisk: ((i know this chick across the street named Gadda Shotta

Lunarlon: (( Bye DD ))

Frisk: ((bye dd

Frisk: ((gadda shotta once asked me for sex

Frisk: ((i was like "fuck off gadda shotta"

Frisk: ((gadda shotta exploded

: ((-facepalms-))

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Frisk: ((basically chime, you did a good job with the prostitude look but if you want him to have a little more pzazz like he owns the place the cocktail dress could work))

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Fellby: ((i was thinking maybe this dress, only sleeveless: https://cdn.lulus.com/images/product/xlarge/1903722_317812.jpg

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Lunarlon: Lunarlon looks around the bar, idly floating there and will probably remain like that for a while. kek

Frisk: ((yeah, that would look good

Fanta: ((Fucking bombed the audition

Fanta: ((Rip me

Lunarlon: (( lolrip

Frisk: ((that's it slarv

Frisk: ((your life is over

Frisk: ((might as well go ahead and move into the matsuno household

Fellby: ((their mom will feed you pears

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Fanta: ((Dam son thats a nice femby

Fellby: ((yeah the outfit's actually his "oh shit i need clothes" outfit

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DamnDude: (( Im back ))

DamnDude: (( Maybe idk ))

Fanta: ((I should draw my characters

Fanta: ((But the problem is I wanna shove all my drawings in the game somewhere

Fanta: ((So there's gonna be a gote npc somewhere

Fellby: ((rip

DamnDude: (( I would draw mu characters, but im shiy ay art ))

Fellby: ((dd, a word of advice: references are you friends

Fanta: ((I'll shove her behind a building or something

DamnDude: (( Im not bothering to correcy my mistakes btw ))

DamnDude: (( Huh, alright ))

Fanta: ((I can't do regular art

Fanta: ((I am bad at everything but pixel

Fellby: ((i really recommend starting traditional first if you're going to try "regular" art

Fanta: ((I'm happy with pix

DamnDude: (( I hate traditional art, so im never gonna go pursue that path ))

Frisk: ((I've been practicing at art for about a year or two now))

Frisk: ((I've gotten a lot better, I can say that))

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Fellby: ((well, hang on, let me show you something i did around this time last year

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Fellby: ((just looking back makes me wince a little: http://prntscr.com/bcqerr

Lunarlon: (( I can't pixel for shit

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Frisk: ((yeah

Frisk: ((you've improved a lot

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DamnDude: (( Its still better than anything i can do ))

Fellby: ((this was about... i want to say six months ago: http://prntscr.com/bcqgao

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Fanta: ((Looking at my old shoe drawing makes me wince

Fanta: ((Guys help ive started saying howdy irl

Lunarlon: (( I've been calling people "love" irl help ))

Fellby: ((i've started saying "rip" irl

Fellby: ((why did i allow myself to have such sketchy lines jesus christ http://prntscr.com/bcqi2p

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Fanta: ((Ey

: ((Slarvath you're a cowboy now))

Fellby: ((is it hiiiiggh nooon

: ((Is there rp happening))

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: ((I'll answer that myself))

: ((No))

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Fanta: is still in hospital i guess

Fellby: might come in, idk.

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Azalea: -She had kissed Loni earlier, not sure if she watched.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is watching Smol Asriel.-

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Fanta: well she's wherever hywel is

Fanta: so if he was there, she was

Hywel: -He of course stayed with Azalea.-

Frisk: ((hey now

Frisk: ((you're a cowboy

Fanta: well she did then

Frisk: ((get your boots on

Frisk: ((YEEEEE HAAAAAW

Fanta: ((Yee haw

Fellby: ((hey now, you're an outlaw

Fellby: ((it's high noon now

DamnDude: (( Get your gun game on ))

Fellby: ((quick draaww

Fanta: ((Oh my fuck i just remembered an idea i had

: ((wat))

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Schnitzel [Schnitzel].

: ((What))

Schnitzel: ((Is this how you spell it

: ((Maybe))

: ((Looks accurate))

Schnitzel: enters the bar

Fellby: enters the bar too.

Frisk: * She glances to motherfucking Schnitzel.

Schnitzel: ((I'm gonna take the ck approach to rp

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Grillby, and, whoever the other patron is."

Schnitzel: says whatever you want him to, depending on context and sound of course

Schnitzel: "Radda radda"

Frisk: * She orders a glass of soda and sips it quietly.

DamnDude: (( Oh god that schnitzel ))

Frisk: "This reminds me of somebody I used to know."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How should I call you?"

Fellby: Oh, that's nice.

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Fellby: orders a complicated-sounding cocktail, and Grillby mixes it perfectly.

Fellby: Hm. You're improving.

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Frisk: "Hm. Grillby, do you have a Lonely Island Lost in the Middle of a Foggy Sea?"

Frisk: ((that's an actual alcoholic drink

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Grillby: -He nods, starting to pour the drink.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stares forward, not looking at anything in particular.-

Frisk: (( http://galleries.gothamistllc.com/asset/520e3e9407fa4e286bf3be2d/square/A%20Lonely%20Island%20Lost%20in%20the%20Middle%20of%20a%20Foggy%20Sea%20-%203.jpg

Frisk: "Oh, cool."

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Grillby: "Now, normally.... I'd recommend this cocktail paired with dinner."

Frisk: "Eh."

Fellby: ((lol i found a recipie for it and the only comment was this: http://prntscr.com/bcqsd5

Frisk: "I'm just looking for something new."

Frisk: ((10/10

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He keeps gazing, occasionally towards other bargoers, but mostly just around the place.-

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Grillby: "I'd consider it... medium strength, if that makes sense. It's not strong, but it's definately not a drink you could have five of.-

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Schnitzel: notices fellby

Frisk: "Right. I'm not much of a drinker myself, so I probably won't drink too much."

Fellby: Good choice.

Schnitzel: "Ra radda radda~"

Fellby: eyes Schnitzel. "Getting a good view, there?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks at Schnitzel curiously.-

Schnitzel: "Radda radda"

Frisk: * While waiting for her drink, she eyes Schnitzel, mostly in curiosity.

Schnitzel: ((Internet explorer is an anime now

Fellby: Hmmm, indeed...

Grillby: -He serves the drink.-

Schnitzel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Jl6HlX3bM&feature=youtu.be

Schnitzel: ((I'm not kidding

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can anyone else understand its speech?"

Schnitzel: you all can, he says whatever would be appropriate at the time

Schnitzel: still sounds like radda tho

Schnitzel: somehow you understand radda-ese

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Schnitzel: ((Oh my fuck her name is internetexplorertan

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fellby: traces the rim of his glass.

: ((Welp, is this something from something I don't know of?))

Schnitzel: "Radda radda ra radda"

Schnitzel: ((Chowder

: ((Ah))

Frisk: "Thanks." She pays Grillby before putting her soda down and tasting the cocktail herself. It was a bit bitter, yet a tad bit sweet as well. It was certainly an interesting flavor.

Schnitzel: ((https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwUsOgyAUAMC7cAAeyFcv0K1p7NoQJEACQuB1ZXr3zjzkOwrZSELscwO48vRtXHRiGy4GGluLJbieJ_WtgkN0PtVw4wRuDNeKSSv0IoVUmgG3KzOaScGZFXxdpIIjhfNTMFeH4XzvL9rvSH5_S-Ml0A.FIAzuGbVaQQKxVbpSB-g4XgJd2A.png?width=400&height=250

Schnitzel: ((Cau in a shellnut

Fellby: ((yes

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Frisk: ((yes

Fellby: [i]Really[/i] now?

Fellby: ((someone needs to rp giant floating papyrus head

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Schnitzel: ((http://i.imgur.com/VBL96BL.png

Schnitzel: "Radda radda ra"

: ((Oh I've seen that))

: ((Didn't know it's name was schnitzel))

Fellby: chuckles.

Schnitzel: ((https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxj0W_I3l2n4hVmVfZSOAkdk-9yq94b_3WaXahXzuXE7J11X2WOg

Schnitzel: ((Look at this sexy beast

Frisk: ((The last time Frisk got drunk, she had a lot of "fun" in the backroom))

Frisk: ((oh man he's ugly

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He continues looking about.-

Schnitzel: "Ra radda ra?"

Fellby: crosses his legs. "Hmm... I'll think about it."

Frisk: "Huh."

Schnitzel: "Ra da"

Fellby: snickers, then mumbles, "Sure have been getting a lot more male attention this way..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "To be fair, you are more feminine."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -Well unless the mumble was silent.-

Fanta: says she's gonna head to the bar if Hywel doesn't object

Hywel: -He doesn't.-

Fellby: -It was kind of quiet, but hey - Fellby's a little impressed AD managed to hear.-

Fanta: enters the bar

Fanta: "Howdy, everyone"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Hypergod adds heightened senses.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Tattaly didn't just make that up.-

: Tottaly*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Fanta."

Fellby: glances over at AD. "Well, maybe it's the outfit too."

Fanta: sits on the couch next to him

Fanta: "So this stupid thing still hasn't worn off"

Fellby: Oh, I know.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"

Frisk: "I'm just glad I'm not a man right now."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure it will eventually."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "For now, I'd stay away from drinks here."

Fanta: "Hope so, this isn't fun"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is it not? I've always wondered what it would be like to be In a female body for a day."

Fellby: Let me tell you, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I suppose not."

Fellby: As hot as this body is, it just feels... wrong.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I could understand that. You're masculine emotionally, no?"

Fellby: I'm still a man.

Fanta: "Same, this... 'addition' gets in the way of things. And I miss my boobs"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that's what I meant by that. Sorry.

Frisk: "It's better to be who you are than be in another body that feels out of place."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should learn better on how to word some things."

Fellby: It's fine, it's fine...

Fanta: leans on him

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't really react to this.-

Fanta: "Can't say this body isn't hot though"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can't say that either."

Fanta: "And Hywel's a cinnamon bun"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's making you happy, right? Good person?"

Fanta: "He is, why do you ask?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just making sure he's treating you right."

Fanta: "He's great, can't complain"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assumed so, on the fact that you labeled him a cinnamon bun."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stays silent, not really having much to talk about.-

Fanta: "How are things with you?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska is almost done with pregnancy."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Things have been fine, all considering."

Fanta: "That's good"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's been... Going mostly up hill since Onna diesel

: died."

: *

Fanta: ((diesel

Fanta: "..oh no.."

Fellby: ((onna diesel

Fellby: ((well she did make that engine to go to the moon

Fanta: ((Thanks I needed a last name for her

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ive been okay, no need to worry."

: ((Onna McOnnface))

Fanta: "I'm so sorry.."

Frisk: ((the mconna

Fellby: hums to himself.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay. I did say it's been going mostly up hill, didn't I?"

Fanta: "Yeah.. I just.. sorry"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...It's really fine."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -His expression changed for a second as he said that.-

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: to what

Fellby: ((the awesome smiley

Asriel_Dreemurr: -As he said "...It's really fine," it changed, to something that could be described as either sad, or just concern.-

Frisk: * She finishes her eleven word long drink, and hands the glass back to Grillby.

Fanta: puts her head on his shoulder

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Grillby: - He takes it and starts cleaning it. Fellby gets the urge to polish a glass.-

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Comfortable?"

Fanta: "Very comfortable"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles a bit, for a short while, then says "Good."-

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...So."

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DamnDude: (( Im watchin a fire ))

Fanta: "Hm?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just... You know, don't have much to talk about currently."

Fanta: "Yeah.. around here I'm starting to think that's a good thing"

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is there anything you wanna talk about?"

Fanta: "Not really, just came by to check up on things"

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Fanta: "Hywel's in the hospital with Azalea"

Hywel: "That's unfortunate."

Fanta: "Oh yeah, I remember something else I was gonna do"

Fanta: heads to the bedroom and comes out with some pokeballs

Fanta: "I found these this morning"

Fellby: just listens, catching little drips of alcohol on his fingers.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh. Pokemon you have?"

Fanta: "Woke up with them by my face"

Frisk: * She's just practically relaxing.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool."

Fanta: sees what pokemon they are

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Fellby: ((hi flame

Fanta: it's a honchcrow, wobba, porygon z, arghonaut, darkrai, and rayquaza

Fanta: ((ey

Fanta: "Well then."

DamnDude: (( ,o ))

DamnDude: (( Oi ))

Muffet: (what've i missed)

Fellby: ((uh

Fellby: ((not much really

Muffet: (k)

Fellby: ((fellby's still got a fem body

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hug."

: Huh."*

Muffet: look at her, walking in, being all muffet-y and stuff

Fellby: -nice-

Fanta: retracts them

Fanta: "Cool"

Frisk: ((hi

Fellby: ((I wonder if someone's asked her to dress up as widowmaker

Frisk: "Greetings."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fellby: Hello, Muffet.

Muffet: you bet bud

Muffet: french spider, how could they not have?

Fanta: ((I made the most annoying showdown team ever

Fanta: ((Time to test it out

Muffet: "Hello, again, Fell-" She paused, thinking. Did she really want to say this? "...on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to punch me if I called you 'femby'."

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Fellby: Fifteen.

Muffet: "Well."

Muffet: "Forget I said anything."

Fellby: "Alright." He pops a cigarette in his mouth.

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Fellby: Sooo, anything new today, dear?

Muffet: "Nothing yet. I've yet to continue that little conversation with Titania, though I intend on it."

Fellby: Mmmh... I'm glad to report that I can still do my job.

Muffet: smirks. "Good to know."

Fellby: And, after a bit of encouragement, I learned a new trick.

Muffet: "Oh, do tell."

Muffet: yay for not having hellaton to ruin their shtick

Fellby: leans in close. "Turns out my mouth isn't the only hole I can smoke with."

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Muffet: "...Oh, my."

Fellby: leans back, a proud smirk on his face.

Muffet: "I question a little how you discovered such a thing.":

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Fellby: Curiosity, mostly. At first I wanted to see if I could just light it and... well.

DamnDude: (( I still want fellby to try it when he's a guy again ))

Fellby: ((shove it up his butthole

Muffet: "How does the tobacco even-hrm."

DamnDude: (( Theres another way it can go? :D ))

Fellby: ((... that is true

Muffet: (things I didn't think I'd be thinking about today: A fire elemental smoking a cigarette through their vagina)

Fellby: Muffet, muffet, please. I can technically inhale from anywhere, if I wanted.

Muffet: "I suppose."

Erron: ((Just finished Part 1 of the Underwatch CAU-Spinoff Comic: http://imgur.com/a/mcJnv ))

Muffet: (another thing i didn't think I'd be thinking about today: juggling two RPs while also trying to write an SU fanfic)

Erron: ((I only do one at a time... as shown by that thing up there^))

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Muffet: (Jesus, 76, 'don't be afraid to kill this random group of kids that don't know what they're doing')

Muffet: (what the fuck jack)

Erron: ((Ikr

Frisk: ((10/10

Fellby: sighs, and swallows the rest of his cigarette.

Erron: ((I'm actually gonna go through with this one, instead of just dropping it like the CAU Fighting Comic thing.

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Azzy: while the bosses of the barkery are away

Muffet: oh fuck no

Fellby: -you little shit i'll fucking kick your ass-

Muffet: will fucking kill you

Frisk: * you fucking barking shithouse

Erron: ok

Azzy: is merely observing now, plotting his move

Fellby: is already r63'd, what ya gonna do, turn him into an attack helicopter

Muffet: (I was going to have her go there because her spider sense was tingling but that was way too fucking corny)

Azzy: looks like an 11 year old gote child who wandered into a whorehouse

Muffet: if you do that, you'll just make things easier

Muffet: a group of spiders crawl up, trying to push him out. They're evidently security.

Azzy: "Ey what"

Fellby: gets a text. [Boss there's a kid here what the fuck]

DamnDude: (( Azzy sues the place ))

Azzy: ((Oh now he wants to

Muffet: is alerted through some sort of psychic link of the same thing

Azzy: "I just want some frisk ass man"

Fellby: ... It's him.

DamnDude: (( I give Azzy the best ideas ))

Azzy: ((U do

Muffet: walks in, slamming the door open. "YOU."

Azzy: "Ohai"

Muffet: "First of all, no minors."

Muffet: "Second of all, I'm this far from trying to chop your head off."

Azzy: "I am an immortal who happens to look luke a minor thank you very much"

Fellby: stomps after her. "We don't do shotas here. Get out."

Muffet: "How long have you been alive?"

Azzy: "I'm 30"

Fellby: I don't believe you.

Azzy: changes form appropriately

Muffet: "Really?" She looks back at Barchar McCloud over there. "Hey. you should know. How old is this kid?"

Azzy: 30 days

Errin: -Errin walks into the bar- ...

Muffet: has left the door to the bar open, for the record.

Barchar: "A bit more than a month."

Muffet: "Yes. Right. you're a minor. Exit."

Fellby: ... Ha. Nice try kid.

Azzy: "Well, 30 days"

DamnDude: (( Its still over 18 you sick fucks ))

Frisk: ((Azzy gets pushed out of the barkery

Azzy: "I'm over 18"

Frisk: ((TO BE CONTINUED <=======

Muffet: not pushed

Muffet: kicked

Erron: ((-Roundabout plays-

Muffet: into the bar.

Azzy: is kicked into the bar

Barchar: "Hey there, kiddo."

Fellby: follows Azzy into the bar to make sure he stays.

Azzy: "I finished my job anyway, muahahahaha"

Azzy: rubs his hands maniacally

Muffet: "Oh, lord. NOBODY GETS ANY DRINKS, TODAY! THEY MIGHT BE CONTAMINATED!"

Muffet: a sea of groans

DamnDude: (( How the fuck ))

Fellby: looks at Azzy. "You piece of shit, alcohol's expensive."

Azzy: is lying, unless I can bullshit a way

Azzy: "I didn't put it in any alcohol, jeez"

Barchar: rolls her eyes. "I'll check. If I find anything, we can shut it down."

Fellby: Good, because you'd be paying to replace it.

DamnDude: (( "I just let the spiders sample it" ))

Muffet: nods. "Ah, good, that makes sense. Your whole omniprese-"

Frisk: * She sips her soda.

Azzy: gets a very smug face "I'll pay your water bill this month"

Fellby: ...

Fellby: turns away from Azzy and buries his face in his hands, screaming a little.

Barchar: "Well, no, I'm not-that only works in that one dimension." She stands up, walking in. "But I don't know what more this stuff can do to me, in the end, so-" She immediately stops as she enters the bar/

Muffet: grumbles. "Great. I'll have her sample the water, then."

Azzy: evaporates, as lightning strikes and he laughs maniacally, bats flying away from where he vanished

Muffet: "ALCOHOL IS SAFE! STEER CLEAR OF THE WATER!"

Barchar: is totally still, staring intently at a corner.

Muffet: "Oh, lord, what's the problem now."

Fellby: ... Chara?

Azzy: organ music plays

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DamnDude: (( You killed someone to play music? ))

Azzy: if you guys want, he already did it and a few prostitutes got fucked up

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Barchar: just stares. She sees...something, clearly.

Muffet: "...I'll get the spiders to try it."

Frisk: ".. What's wrong?"

Muffet: (eh, i dunno)

Muffet: (chime?)

Fellby: ((I'm okay with it

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GN Austin: -Walks into the bar- Hey, Err-- Oh, sorry miss. You remind me of a friend I ha-- [color=Green]It's me kid.[/color] Erron!? Why do you look like you just got Rule 63'd? [color=green]Because that one small Asriel, sprayed me in the face with some potion.[/color] -GNA Just bursts out laughing-

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Fellby: hears someone shriek. He runs over to see that some of his workers have been r63'd.

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Fellby: ... Goddamn it.

Azzy: laughs

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Muffet: "FUCK."

Muffet: "NO WATER."

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Fellby: I guess we're going to have to start passing out bottled water, and I guess water-based services are out of the question.

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DamnDude: (( Azzy has relocated the brothel to flint Michigan ))

DamnDude: (( Except some people will still drink the water because of kinks ))

Fellby: ((... yeah

Frisk: ((water kink

Frisk: ((Fellby: I'm kinkshaming

Fellby: ((fellby: no no NO that is not an excuse for you to try to get me to participate!

Barchar: is still just staring.

Muffet: "...Well. I'll leave you to that, then."

Fellby: nods, and gets to work organizing this.

Frisk: * She gets up and walks over to Barchar. "Uh.. what are you staring at?"

Barchar: "There's somebody here."

Frisk: "I don't see anybody."

Fellby: Wait, who's here?

Fellby: ((oh

Barchar: "Of course YOU don't." She says, looking over at Frisk.

Barchar: "But I do."

Frisk: "Well, yeah."

Frisk: "What does he or she look like?"

Barchar: "I mean, you don't see me when I do this." She pops out of the body.

Frisk: "I know, but please do answer my question."

Fellby: ... Wait a minute.

Fellby: If this is an Underswap timeline...

Muffet: "Oh."

Frisk: ((underfell sans is Fans

Frisk: ((underfell papyrus is Fapyrus

Fellby: Do we have a barfrisk?

Fellby: ((OH NOOOOO

Muffet: (pls)

Muffet: "Judging by her reaction." She motions to the limp furry on the ground. "It seems likely."

Frisk: "Right."

Fellby: ... So they've been here the entire time, watching us fuck.

Frisk: ".. Isn't that creepy."

Muffet: "And mildly arousing."

Fellby: giggles.

Frisk: "... Scandalous."

Muffet: "I wonder if they're a female too, or a male due to the swap?"

Muffet: "I suppose that might depend on the gender of our counterpart's Frisk, though."

Fellby: True.

Frisk: "It's likely either a they or a she."

Muffet: shrugs.

Muffet: "I wonder what they're doing up there."

Frisk: "Likely reading porn magazines."

Fellby: Heh. Par the course, I guess.

Muffet: "Or trying to kill each other."

Muffet: "Maybe both."

Muffet: "Though, she did seem to be about to mention not having that...odd omnipresence thing outside of her home dimension, so maybe the magazines might be out of her grasp."

Frisk: "Right."

Fellby: shrugs. "C'est la vie."

Fellby: ((brb, dinner

Frisk: ((Fellby: http://66.media.tumblr.com/7a123d916e5f039ad4a51d78ee4412de/tumblr_mx9sshph9W1sjgarwo1_500.jpg

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Erron: ((I read that in Widomaker's Voice.

Erron: ((My sides, omg

Muffet: (c'est la vie isn't french i don't think)

Erron: ((it's not?

Erron: ((nope, it is

Muffet: (yes it is I'm just dumb)

Muffet: "C'est la fucking vie, indeed."

Muffet: (Man, I had a different voice for muffet, but now that i realized that thye were both french spiders I'm kinda switching it to Widowmaker)

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Erron: ((10/10

Erron: ((I swear I'm gonna make Erron sound like McCree... [sub]As you can tell I have a slight crush on that 12:00 Motherfucker[/sub]

Muffet: (It's low midnight)

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Erron: ((It is currently midday.

Muffet: (early evening for me)

Erron: ((lel

Frisk: ((5:07 for me

Muffet: (ya that's my time too)

Erron: ((3:09 PM for me

Fellby: ((alright, back

Fellby: ((6:10 here

Fellby: crosses his arms. "Whatever, I'm gonna sort this water bullshit out."

Frisk: "Alright."

Frisk: ((Fellby: We're gonna have to give the water to the Africans.))

Frisk: ((MBM: ... Okay.))

Muffet: "I suppose I'll stay here, for when the two little idiots here stop...doing whatever they're doing."

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GN Austin: -is still laughing at Errin- [color=green]OKAY I GET IT YOU LITTLE SHIT![/color] Ooooh man! You got punked by kid! AAAAAHAHAHAA!

Fellby: goes to inspect the pipes. He realizes that's a bad idea.

Frisk: ((hi mv

Fellby: ... God, why am I so stupid? I'm made of fucking fire!

Hellaton: ((yo

Frisk: "Eh, I'm bored."

Muffet: notices Hella coming in and closes the door to the bar

Fellby: gets a burgerpants to do it instead.

Hellaton: isnt coming in

Frisk: * lolrip

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Frisk: * She leans against the wall.

Fellby: approaches Muffet.

MettatonSEX: enters the bar.

Frisk: "Hi, dad."

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Frisk: ((Mettaton pulls out a sniper rifle

Muffet: "So?"

Frisk: ((Metta: a fan donated this to me

Fellby: I'm getting someone who's not made of fire to do the job.

MettatonSEX: ((THE SONG THAT JUST CAME ON IS GET AWAY WITH MURDER I SWEAR TO GOD THE TIMING

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Muffet: "Ah. That does make sense."

Frisk: ((TIMING

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's been silent, watching Smazzy.-

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: Azzy [Azzy] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Fellby: looks in the corner. "They're uh... still chatting it up, huh?"

Frisk: "I guess so."

Smol Asriel: is in his lap, not asleep, but not really doing much

Muffet: "Or whatever they're doing."

MettatonSEX: drapes himself over a chair. The wrong way. As in he's straddling the back of the chair, head and arms resting on the top of the chair.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fellby: looks over. "Hey Metta."

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Frisk: * She looks to Metta. "Oh, that's fun."

Frisk: "I used to do that all the time."

Muffet: i guess the door isn't closed then

MettatonSEX: ....Wh-- no, I'm not doingthis for fun.

Fellby: gretted Mettaton through the anydoor, the nerd.

MettatonSEX: ha

Frisk: "Uh, okay."

Frisk: "Why?"

Muffet: suddenly stumbles back

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is there anything you'd like to do, Child?"

Barchar: the body pops up. "Man, you're really going into HER?"

Fellby: Whoa, Muffet? You alright?

MettatonSEX: Because I had the impulse to sit like this and 75% of my impulse control is gone.

Muffet: blinks. "Better than some stupid fox."

Frisk: "Oh dear."

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, but my leg kinda keeps me from a lot of stuff.."

Barchar: "This isn't what I chose, trust me."

Fellby: Holy shit, is she going to be okay?

MettatonSEX: And 20% of my impulse control is still asleep.

MettatonSEX: ((metta: gaster is 75% of my impulse control

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We can do a tame activity."

Barchar: "Oh, probably." She says, as 'muffet' takes a swing at her. "Like, at least 75% sure."

Smol Asriel: "L-like what?"

Muffet: "Calm down, fire man. I've been in tons of bodies, before."

Fellby: ... Tons of...

Fellby: blinks. "You've been in me, haven't you?"

Frisk: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno, maybe television, A movie."

Smol Asriel: "Ok.."

Muffet: "Both of you." they said, as Barchar tried to hit them back. "Not that much, but I have."

MettatonSEX: turns to the Anydoor. ".....Okay, what the hell is going on in there."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything you want, that won't harm you, really."

Barchar: "Oh, where to start."

Frisk: "Something weird."

Errin: ...

Frisk: * She's kind of.. watching the fiasco.

Fellby: We've got a Frisk, and they're in Muffet, and... I think they're fighting Chara.

MettatonSEX: ......They're... they're what.

Barchar: "I can confirm everything you just said."

MettatonSEX: What the fuck do you mean "in her".

Muffet: "Yeah, 'cause this bitch wants to stroll on into my territory like she owns the damn place."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Would you like to watch some TV?"

Fellby: Like possessing her!

Smol Asriel: turns to the bar tv(　^ω^)

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is petting him while talking.-

MettatonSEX: ...Oh no.

Smol Asriel: "Yeah"

Frisk: "Well, she kind of does own the place."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ill take that as yes."

MettatonSEX: How long has she been possessed.

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Barchar: "A few minutes."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyhthung in particular you'd like to watch?"

Muffet: "Jesus, you all are so freaking paranoid."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's hyper now if Barchar cares.-

MettatonSEX: Okay then we have almost a full day to get the Frisk out.

Barchar: would but she's kinda busy

Smol Asriel: \(￣< ￣)>"Just anything"

Fellby: I just don't want her perma-fucked up!

MettatonSEX: Exactly!

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He turns it on, to see what is already showing.-

Muffet: "Look, I've [i]been[/i] in this body before, she's going to be [i]fine[/i]!"

Fellby: Whatever, I just... I just don't want her hurt, okay?

Frisk: "I'm fairly sure we're paranoid because we've had bad experiences with it."

Smol Asriel: (~>__<~)

Barchar: "And, to be fair, Asriel was fine for a few days after that first thing."

Frisk: "Also, we've just met you."

Muffet: glares at her. "You're in an Asriel?"

Barchar: manages to get a hit in. "I've been through this guilt trip before, asshole."

Smol Asriel: .exe has stopped working

Smol Asriel: his eyes go black

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Smazzy, are you alright?"

MettatonSEX: Look, I'm... not proud of it, but, I've possessed people before. I of all people know that if you stay possessed for a long time the original soul will die. Please don't hurt Muffet.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Child?"

Smol Asriel: opens his mouth and makes a windows error noise

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Uhm..."

Muffet: "Oh, come on, we're not the same thing as you."

Barchar: "At all. We're both 'ghosts', but not the same kind."

Smol Asriel: "Connection timed out"

MettatonSEX: The concept still applies! The body gets used to the new soul and ejects the old one!

Fellby: And then she's gone!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?..."

MettatonSEX: is notably more irritable than usual.

Barchar: "Please, these little tatters couldn't shunt out a thing."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks up from Smazzy."

: -*

Smol Asriel: "Retrying"

Smol Asriel: stays perfectly still

Muffet: "Worst case scenario, they merge totally, and she's stuck with me. ThenI can repress her and turn the body into a vegetable. But I won't."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks back to him.-

Muffet: (computer gote)

Fellby: seems fidgety.

Smol Asriel: has little loading icons in his eyes

MettatonSEX: Just... if you merge with her you better let her have full control.

Frisk: "Yeah."

Barchar: "Wait a tick, why am I even bothering with-" her body goes limp again

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You aren't Smazzy are you? Or are you snazzy in a robot body?"

MettatonSEX: But try not to merge with her.

MettatonSEX: ((snazzy

Smol Asriel: is smazzy

Muffet: her head whips back, as she stumbles again. She rubs her neck. "...Well. That was new."

: Smazzy*

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Fellby: immediately hugs her.

Smol Asriel: is still loading

Barchar: pops back in. "Try not to let him do that again. I mean, you'll probably be fine, but it makes everybody else freak out."

Muffet: "...I'll keep that in mind?"

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He waits.-

MettatonSEX: seems to... melt in his chair.

Smol Asriel: blinks, he's back to normal, "Huh?"

Barchar: walks back through the anydoor. "HA! FUCK YOU, UOU BODILESS FREAKSHOW!"

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

Fellby: looks up at Mettaton. "Oh yeah, sorry, no news of your husband."

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Barchar: Hi pot, meet kettle.

Frisk: "..."

MettatonSEX: I fuckin figured.

Muffet: "None I could find, either."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Frisk: * She sits down and sighs.

Smol Asriel: "What happened?"

Frisk: ((Mettaton loses 100% of his impulse control

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You crashed. Like a computer."

Smol Asriel: "...?"

Frisk: ((He beats the shit out of everybody and sets everybody on fire

MettatonSEX: has had zero mirth in his voice at all. The usual perkiness in his voice that seemed to persist even in anger is gone.

Frisk: ((He then tangos with Grillby

MettatonSEX: ((metta only really has 5% of his own ngl

Frisk: ((true

MettatonSEX: ((hella is the 20% thats asleep

Smol Asriel: cocks his head confusedly, an ear flopping up

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like... You timed out, then needed to load."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And that's adorable."

Smol Asriel: "I don't understand.."

Fellby: walks back to the normal bar.

MettatonSEX: would flip AD off if he had the emotional energy to flip him off.

Smol Asriel: wow ok

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I don't really know what happened, either."

: ((Wait why))

: ((Did he do a bad))

Smol Asriel: what did ad do

MettatonSEX: 'and thats adorable'

: ((The war flop))

: Ear*

MettatonSEX: has 'crashed' and it wasnt fun

: ((Wars aren't adorable fuck))

Smol Asriel: was being cute

Muffet: does as well, shutting the door.

Barchar: sighs. "Well, that happened."

Fellby: sighs. "It certainly did. Sorry about that."

MettatonSEX: interpretation: 'you crashed and that was cute'

: ((Smazzy made a cute gesture.))

Frisk: "That it did."

: ((Rip))

Smol Asriel: shrugs and continues watching tv

MettatonSEX: may have misunderstood but

Smol Asriel: his ear is still flooped up

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure you'll be okay."

Smol Asriel: "I feel fine"

Smol Asriel: blue screens

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles a bit, putting back in its place.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks to Mettaton.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He-"

MettatonSEX: seems to be... as melted as possible on the chair. He's not even keeping his posture.

Barchar: looks over to him, worriedly

MettatonSEX: .....

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Actually he decides not to.-

Barchar: "What the hell is going on?"

Fellby: ((welp looks like wingdings 2 doesn't work here

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, Chara. He keeps crashing."

Smol Asriel: the screen reads "boop snootle to reboot"

Fellby: ((there goes an idea i was gonna use

MettatonSEX: Turn the body off and turn it back on again.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He boops snootle.-

Barchar: "...What the heck."

MettatonSEX: ((shitto

Barchar: is he fully biological?

Smol Asriel: blinks again

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks, Mettaton."

Smol Asriel: yes

Smol Asriel: "What?"

Frisk: * what why

MettatonSEX: No problem.

Smol Asriel: "Did it happen again?"

Frisk: * how is that possible

Fellby: goes to the bar and orders a simple martini.

Smol Asriel: if barchar felt like checking his head

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Smol Asriel: she'd find the same black hole

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But it wasn't hard to fix."

MettatonSEX: orders a shot of mercury, but is denied.

Smol Asriel: "Ok"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Shed also figure out that this is AD if she doesn't know already.-

Frisk: shit*

Smol Asriel: leans on AdD, watxhing tv

Barchar: knows

Smol Asriel: wow i hit backspace

Barchar: "...Oh, what the hell, he has the-"

DamnDude: (( Whos add? ))

Fellby: Mmmh. Not feeling good, huh?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He puts and arm around him, petting.-

Fellby: ((me

Muffet: (Attention Defecit Disorder?)

Fellby: ((i am the ADD.

MettatonSEX: ((me

Smol Asriel: is pet

MettatonSEX: ((we... ARE THE ADD

Frisk: ((WE NEVER FIND A WAY

DamnDude: (( Wait, im the add ))

Muffet: (WE'LL ALWAYS-ooh, shiny)

DamnDude: (( A dd ))

MettatonSEX: ((AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN

Barchar: "Apparently he has that same thing Fanta has."

Fellby: ((you're in for some dismay

MettatonSEX: ((wait what were we singing

Smol Asriel: ((Asriel Dreemurr Disorder, being a terrible dad

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you looking inside him?"

Smol Asriel: ((Lenny

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's trying his best.-

Smol Asriel: ((σˋ▽ˊ)σ

DamnDude: (( So theres AD D, ADD, and A DD ))

Smol Asriel: ((Thats not a lenny, phone

Fellby: pops another cigarette in his mouth. "Ah... I missed this brand."

MettatonSEX: pulls a flask from his chest and takes a swig.

: ((I, AD have ADD, in which distracts roleplay with A DD))

Grillby: ......What's--

Fellby: raises an eyebrow.

MettatonSEX: Lighter fluid.

Fellby: ... Oh, interesting choice.

Smol Asriel: is pet

Frisk: "Weird, but interesting."

MettatonSEX: Nnh... it's something.

DamnDude: (( Bravo ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I guess it might happen a little bit."

Frisk: "I would probably die from drinking that."

MettatonSEX: nods.

Smol Asriel: "I don't get it"

MettatonSEX: puts the flask back.

Fellby: Remind me not to kiss you tonight.

Frisk: ((a shit of lighter fluid

Barchar: "Yeah, and apparently whatever's going on with Fanta is going on with him."

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Shattered Lua [Lua].

Smol Asriel: looks at him with a look of are u gonna flop my ear down or wut

MettatonSEX: Don't kiss me at all without permission, clod.

Barchar: would poke it but that didn't work great last time

Lua: (( Test ))

Muffet: (CLOD)

Fellby: I wouldn't.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He did already.-

: Master Baker Muffet [Muffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Smol Asriel: ((Clod

Fellby: ((CLAWWD.

MettatonSEX: ((its a bit dark but visible

Smol Asriel: is ok den

Frisk: ((FIRE CLODS

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh well, I think you'll be okay."

Smol Asriel: "I hope so"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ill have to mention it to Hyper."

MettatonSEX: groans, his upper body hung over the back of the chair.

Smol Asriel: is purr

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He snuggles him close, careful about the leg.-

Smol Asriel: purrs more

Fellby: reaches over and pats Mettaton on the back.

Lua: (( AD eats Azzy

MettatonSEX: sighs.

Smol Asriel: (　^ω^)

MettatonSEX: ((no

Fellby: I know, it's tough.

Erron: ((nom*

MettatonSEX: ((No.

Smol Asriel: (({Vore me up daddy}

Fellby: ((NO

: ((High quality vore))

MettatonSEX: ((AZZY STOP

: ((HEH))

: ((AYYYYY$)

Frisk: ((NO

Erron: ((STOP

Lua: (( The fuck

: ((I'm kidding))

Erron: ((S T O P

Erron: (( SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP

: ((But it was funny that we thought the same thing))

MettatonSEX: ((im kinkshaming

Erron: ((AS AM I

: ((It's not my kink))

: ((So dun worry))

MettatonSEX: ((i'm kinkshaming

Frisk: ((i'm kinkshaming

Fellby: ((anyway you guys want some hell or nah

Smol Asriel: (({I'm already inside someone though}

: ((Kek))

MettatonSEX: ((AZZY PLEASE

Frisk: ((I want hell!))

: ((KEK))

Frisk: ((also AZZY WHY

MettatonSEX: ((at least it isnt kphoria

MettatonSEX: ((i want hell

Erron: ((WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELLLLLL

: ((Gonna look that up one sec))

Smol Asriel: (({I don't know that term, educate me senpai}

Erron: ((Azzy please.

: ((The fuck))

Smol Asriel: ((Shit gtg soon

: ((What))

MettatonSEX: ((ok so long story short theyre an artist who makes shittily edited vore things and its. cringy as fuck

MettatonSEX: ((bc 99% are sonic

Smol Asriel: ((Lol{lol}

: ((I saw it))

Erron: ((UTHO

Erron: ((YTHO*

Smol Asriel: ((Gtgg

: ((It's the circle tool in paint))

: ((10/10))

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((cya

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

: ((Bye))

: ((Welp))

MettatonSEX: ((THEY JUST USE THE CIRCLE TOOL IM

Fellby: -There's a strange static in the air-

Fellby: ((HAWT

MettatonSEX: ((it reminds me of my old art but worse

MettatonSEX: lifts his head.

Erron: ((My little brother saw one of those, and he thought it was just a funny joke becasue LOLOLOL AMY ATE SONIC HAHAHAHA XD LOLOL FUNNY MEME!

Fellby: ((shit forgot to make a command

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: ((Ew))

MettatonSEX: ((holy FUCK

: ((Comic sans dog is best meme))

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Frisk: "Uhm.."

Frisk: ((I searched up Kphoria

MettatonSEX: ((you thought it was a funny meme, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

??: .... H...

Frisk: ((big mistame

Erron: ((I felt so bad when he found out what Vore was, and was grossed out about his past history.

Frisk: ((mistake*

MettatonSEX: ((i told you

: ((It's not THAT bad))

: ((Or maybe I didn't look at enough brb))

Frisk: ((NO

Frisk: ((DON'T

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -is on the couch, attempting to catch her tail-[/color][/font]

Errin: ...

MettatonSEX: ((its pretty bad imho bc 1. kinkshaming 2. why do you use the circle tool why

: ((Okay it's worse than I thought))

??: - ... H... m...

MettatonSEX: ...Who the fuck is there?

??: -A faint outline appears...-

: ((Literally circles and ovals))

: ((Perfect circles and ovals))

MettatonSEX: ((i told you

Erron: ((I feel like I should go back in time and tell my brother to NOT watch those videos, for the sake of his future.

: ((10/10))

: ((is Metta in the bar

MettatonSEX: ((hah you cant change the past

MettatonSEX: is in the bat

MettatonSEX: bat

MettatonSEX: BAR

Frisk: ((i'm kinkshaming metta

Fellby: ((metta u dang furry

Erron: ((I'm sha-- FUCK

: ((i nearly typed "is Metta in the bae"))

MettatonSEX: IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BANG ROUGE

Erron: ((OMYGODNO

Lua: (( Days of future past, featuring Austin Powers

Fellby: ((metta's bae is missing

Erron: ((DD, OMYGODYES

: ((metta is missing

: ((KEKEKKE))

MettatonSEX: one of them is the other is asleep

Fellby: ((the one that's asleep doesn't want the d anyway

MettatonSEX: looks to the outline

: ((like mario is missing but with metta

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He holds sleeping gote close.-

: ((oh lord ehat have I created

: ((*what

Frisk: * She stares at the outline as well.

??: -It's distinctly... lizard like.-

MettatonSEX: ((over time theres a possibility but not for a very long time

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -just stares- ...Huh...?[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: .......

MettatonSEX: Who the fuck are you.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He curiously looks aswell.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Probably an Alphys."

??: Gas... where is gaster...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "If I had to guess."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hides behind Metta's legy in fear-[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((Metta: This is my pile of trash, asshole.))

Frisk: ".. He's missing."

Frisk: "Kidnapped."

MettatonSEX: ((outline: who the fuck are you. metta: i asked you first. outline: i asked you second

Corrupt!Alphys: - Ding ding ding, we have a winner.-

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Corrupted!Alphys [Corrupt!Alphys].

Corrupt!Alphys: fades completely into the bar.

Frisk: ((Corruphys

Corrupt!Alphys: ................................

: ((btw Sunny is from a game idea I had

Corrupt!Alphys: Well, shit.

MettatonSEX: stands up, groaning, hunched over a bit. "Yeah, sorry. No Gaster here........."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Alphys."

Frisk: "Not right now, at least."

MettatonSEX: realizes he's hunched over and rectifies that.

Frisk: ((I'm calling it Corruphys

Errin: -Her and Austin look at "??"- . . .?

Corrupt!Alphys: Crud, what do I do..........

Lua: is still kinda asleep while thinking about how he did it first.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

: ((Its setting is pretty much normal Earth, except the Internet is an entire other world that people can enter and exit at will))

MettatonSEX: at least tries to seem oresentable.

Frisk: "I don't know, you tell us."

MettatonSEX: ((huh, interesting

: ((Sunny is pretty much your average cinnamon roll smol child on the internet

Corrupt!Alphys: Oh! I know, you guys can help, right!

Frisk: ((if we can enter the internet we can enter CaU))

MettatonSEX: I don't know, but may... maybe if you give us the scenario we can.

Frisk: ((that would be amazing

Frisk: "Yeah."

Erron: ((CAU Secret Stage confirmed.

Corrupt!Alphys: I, uh. My timeline's... corrupt! Yeah!

Lua: (( And then wed be killed by our own creation ))

MettatonSEX: ...

: ((one of the recruitable party members is an RPer

MettatonSEX: ((i dont have plot armor

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's unfortunate."

Frisk: ((me

Corrupt!Alphys: Andineedsomeonetodriveitallback.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...I'll help. -steps forward-[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((is it me

Erron: ((I vote [s]Erron[/s] Gaston.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I don't think anyone here can currently?"

: ((not necessarily

MettatonSEX: I'm really sorry, but I don't know how to help th-- uh.

Erron: ((They're like the mascots.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -is a smol corgi child-[/color][/font]

Corrupt!Alphys: whips open the anydoor, grinning like a goddamn fool. "Come on! We can do it!"

MettatonSEX: ((aww, you guys really think that? thats sweet

MettatonSEX: ...

: ((I think so too

Frisk: ((yeah, gaston is the mascot

: ((...but I already had the character planned out

Frisk: ((that's what's special about this community

MettatonSEX: Are you here to trap us and play us for fools?

Frisk: ((motherfucking gaston

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks to Metta, then to Corrupted!Alphys- ...I've reconsidered.[/color][/font]

Corrupt!Alphys: ... No?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We don't need to assume."

MettatonSEX: ((i feel honored

Lua: yawns, "What's.. happenin"

Frisk: ((you should

Erron: ((You should

Frisk: ((i said it first

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hides behind a legy again-[/color][/font]

: ((you should

MettatonSEX: I'm jus... just making sure. That kinda thing happens a lot.

Corrupt!Alphys: A-ah, sorry...

MettatonSEX: Not personal, sorry.

Erron: ((That's the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions CAU Characters. [sub]Other than Underwatch[/sub]

: ((Same.

: ((Under watch))

: ((It's LOW NOON))

: (([sub][sup][s]other than temmie[/s][/sup][/sub]))

Corrupt!Alphys: ((no it's low midnight.

Corrupt!Alphys: .....................................................

Corrupt!Alphys: So uh

MettatonSEX: I'll at least try to help.

Corrupt!Alphys: Are you guys gonna come or - YOU WILL?

MettatonSEX: C'mon, lesgo.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's the issue?"

Erron: ((Erron: IT'S MID DAY!

MettatonSEX: nods.

Frisk: "I'll try to help."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Okay.[/color][/font]

Corrupt!Alphys: jumps for joy. "YAY!"

Frisk: * She gets up.

MettatonSEX: We'll help as best we can.

Corrupt!Alphys: Oh, but first!

Lua: "I guess I can help"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks up to Metta- ...You look cool! Really cool![/color][/font]

Corrupt!Alphys: pulls some white fluff out of her pockets and throws it in everyone's face. "Dog residue! It helps keep the corruption away!"

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: ...Thank you. -He gives a weak smile.-

MettatonSEX: ...

Frisk: "Huh, okay."

Corrupt!Alphys: Alright, now let's go!

Lua: hasnt noticed there are holes in his hands.

MettatonSEX: dons the residue.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -rubs her paws together, then some of the same fluff appears- Let's go~![/color][/font]

Frisk: * She dons the residue like it's facepaint.

Corrupt!Alphys: runs through the anydoor, into what looks like an armory.

Lua: "Interestin"

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MettatonSEX: follows.

Frisk: * She follows, glancing around.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stays at the bar.-

Corrupt!Alphys: -There's all kinds of weapons here. It looks like they were stolen from Undyne's stash.-

Corrupt!Alphys: Pick one!

MettatonSEX: feels a little bit better, just a little bit.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: goes NEO.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -runs back to the bar. She looks kinds scared-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ...

Lua: dons some residue, and is tanked into the armory because Frisk went.

Corrupt!Alphys: ....................................... Okay that works too.

: ((*kinda

MettatonSEX: Yeah I'd advise that kids stay outta this.

Lua: "Any swords?"

Corrupt!Alphys: points to a whole wall of swords.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks back at him- I agree with you![/color][/font]

Frisk: * She takes a spear. ".. I've always wondered what these felt like."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wouldn't go with them. I can watch over the children in here for now."

MettatonSEX: Be warned that my aim might be a little off. I'm a bit tipsy.

MettatonSEX: nods.

Corrupt!Alphys: That's fine, it's all over the place.

MettatonSEX: Jus stay safe, kiddo.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hops next to AD, and looks up at him- What'cha doin'~?[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Oh good.

Lua: grabs a sword off the wall. "Hell yeah, just like the good ol times"

Corrupt!Alphys: noticably has some sort of statcy look to her.

Corrupt!Alphys: Okay, is everyone ready?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks to Metta, than yells to him- By the way, I'm Sunny! Sunny Belmont![/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Currently? Taking care of this child, while he sleeps."

MettatonSEX: ...Alphyyyys... did... do you have residue on you.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Sunny."

Corrupt!Alphys: picks up what looks like a squirt gun. "Yeah, why?"

MettatonSEX: turns back. "Mettaton. Nicetameetcha,"

MettatonSEX: turns to alphys.

MettatonSEX: ...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -waves, and the Anydoor closes, I guess-[/color][/font]

Corrupt!Alphys: .................

Corrupt!Alphys: ............

MettatonSEX: You look kinda staticky.

Lua: and then the sword fuses into his already breaking hands.

Corrupt!Alphys: .........................

Corrupt!Alphys: ... Okay let's go!

MettatonSEX: Alphys, are you okay to do this?

Corrupt!Alphys: pushes open a door, into what seems like hotland. It's covered in static.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So..."

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MettatonSEX: ......

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MettatonSEX: Oh my god.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He carefully slides Smazzy down so he isn't on AD.-

Frisk: ".. I'd say this area is quite.."

Corrupt!Alphys: seems to be blissfully ignoring Mettaton. "Okay, just attack and it should go away!"

Frisk: "[i]Shocking.[/i]"

Lua: follows.

MettatonSEX: glares at Frisk.

Corrupt!Alphys: fires her gun, and the static seems to dissolve away instantly.

: ((YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHH))

MettatonSEX: Not the time.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -looks to AD- What's your name~?[/color][/font]

Frisk: "... Sorry."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asriel Dreemurr."

Frisk: * She swings the spear.

MettatonSEX: shoots at the static, sort of erratically.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is constantly having a scrowl on his face, yet isn't angry or upset whatsoever.-

Lua: attacks the static air

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's also Hyper if you didn't know.-

Corrupt!Alphys: -The static dissolves away as Frisk and Lua, but with Mettaton, it seems a bit... laggy..

Corrupt!Alphys: me, however, doesn't notice. "Yeah! You're doing great!"

MettatonSEX: ....

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...You don't look happy...[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Uh...

Lua: is wincing while swinging.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh? Oh, no, I'm fine. It's just how I look."

Corrupt!Alphys: is giggling, like she's ahving the time of her life.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not upset at all."

MettatonSEX: Alphys!

MettatonSEX: The residue isn't helping!

Corrupt!Alphys: blinks, and turns around. "Wait, what?"

MettatonSEX: keeps shooting at the static.

Corrupt!Alphys: -The static seems to be flinching, almost.-

MettatonSEX: The static is eating away at us!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I just... I guess it comes with this form. An upset look and formal speech."

Frisk: "That's.. not good."

Corrupt!Alphys: pauses, dropping her gun. "That... that's not..."

Frisk: ((YAY WE'RE IN HELL))

Lua: "Nothin ever goes right"

Corrupt!Alphys: That's not how this is supposed to go...

MettatonSEX: It... it seems to be working the slowest on me...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: If you're upset...[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: All three of you, get somewhere safe!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"

: ((I'm imagining the static stuff being like the goop from Super Mario Sunshine

MettatonSEX: ((yeah same

Frisk: ((same

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: You have a puppy right next to you! -snuggles up to him-[/color][/font]

Corrupt!Alphys: grabs her forehead. "No, no no...."

Lua: "Frisk or Alphys, lead the way"

Corrupt!Alphys: Why is this... why....

MettatonSEX: lets loose a huge blast of magic.

Frisk: * MAAAGIC.

Corrupt!Alphys: Is it because we don't have - AAAHHH!

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: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]IT'S MAGIC, JOEL[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((hi jalphys

MettatonSEX: at the staticy stuff

Alphys: (yo

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]IT'S MAGIC[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ((hi darling

Alphys: (hi darling!)

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles for a short few seconds.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He says "That's true." When he does."

Corruption: -The corruption itself seems to scream. It grabs Alphys and yanks her into itself-

: -*

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Wanna play a game or somethin'?[/color][/font]

Lua: "The.. hell?"

MettatonSEX: Hey!

Frisk: "Oh no."

MettatonSEX: shoots around where Corruptphys was.

Corruption: -There's suddenly a wall around where she was.-

Frisk: ((Metta shoots Corruphys

Asriel_Dreemurr: "If you'd like to. What game?"

Frisk: ((KO

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...How about fetch?[/color][/font]

Lua: yanks the fused sword out of his hands, completely breaking his hands.

Corruption: ... put down...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you have a stick or ball?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -pulls a tennis ball out of her pocket- Yeah![/color][/font]

Corruption: -That's weird, it almost sounds like Asgore.-

MettatonSEX: shoots the wall.

Lua: winces, "Alright, no more borrowing shit"

MettatonSEX: LET HER GO

Frisk: * LET HER GO

Corruption: ... put down your weapon...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He picks it up, tossing it across the bar.-

Frisk: * CAN'T HOLD HER BACK ANYMORE

Frisk: * She puts down her spear.

Lua: is like five steps ahead of Corruption King.

MettatonSEX: puts his cannon to his side.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -runs for it, and catches it in a jump. She uses her paws, obviously.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Let her go.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lightly smiles, and that fades after a bit.-

Corruption: - More voices begin to chatter about. The corruption begins to writhe, and then all of a sudden... it forms monsters.-

Frisk: "What the.."

MettatonSEX: ...What...

Lua: looks confused.

Corruption: -An Asgore rises in front of the group. "S.... sorry...."

: Corrupted!Alphys [Corrupt!Alphys] is now Corruption [Corruption].

MettatonSEX: ....

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -Asriel gets a sort of innate, warm, fuzzy feeling.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Did... did we hurt you? I'm sorry, we thought you were malicious...

Corruption: -An Undyne rises up next to him. "We... just want her happy..."

Frisk: ".. Right."

MettatonSEX: ...What?

Frisk: "Like, what do you mean again?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles due to it.-

Lua: gives another confused look.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -hops next to him- It's nice making friends~[/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You seem to be able to make people feel good."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Emotinally."

Corruption: -A sort of echo ripples around the group. "She's not one of us" "Have to keep her happy" "Wasn't her fault"-

: Emotionally*

MettatonSEX: ...Hey. What do you mean.

Lua: "Huh?"

Frisk: "Can you describe it better?"

Corruption: -A Sans appears. "An accident... so long ago." A Papyrus is next to him. "Determination... too much."-

MettatonSEX: ....Oh my gos...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Well, isn't that how puppies are...?[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -puts her head on his shoulder-[/color][/font]

Corruption: -A Toriel smiles sadly. "It wasn't her fault. She couldn't have known."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He pets her, smiling.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I guess so."

MettatonSEX: I know...

Frisk: "... Wow."

MettatonSEX: This... this is... oh my god.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -pushes up against his paw- Yay! Petting![/color][/font]

Lua: "...damn"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You like that, right?"

MettatonSEX: I'm sorry I started shooting, we didn't know.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Yeah~![/color][/font]

Corruption: -A muffet appears. "Need to... keep her happy. She likes to... make up stories."-

MettatonSEX: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."

Lua: (( Mettaton unintentionally ruins story time ))

MettatonSEX: Can we help you?

Corruption: -All the monsters shake their head in unison.-

MettatonSEX: Dammit...

Corruption: -"We are one, we are many" "Too late now" -

MettatonSEX: ...Can we at least make it better at all?

Frisk: "Right, can we help?"

Corruption: ... Want to.... talk to her?

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -snuggles up. She's soft.-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ...Alright...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He snuggles backs

Lua: "Sure"

: Back_*

Frisk: "Yes."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're just lovable aren't you?"

Corruption: -The massive amalgate makes a sort of pathway, to a small room. Alphys is there, crying.-

MettatonSEX: goes to Alphys, reverting to EX.

MettatonSEX: Hey, Alphys...

Corrupt!Alphys: "I... I'm sorry, I just wanted to play..."

MettatonSEX: It's okay...

MettatonSEX: kneels beside her, holding her.

Lua: "Playin is fine"

Frisk: "It's fine."

Corrupt!Alphys: She buries her face in Mettaton's chest.

MettatonSEX: It's okay.

Corruption: seems to echo Mettaton's words, quietly.

Corrupt!Alphys: I just figured... if someone out there came here, maybe me and everyone else wouldn't be so lonely...

MettatonSEX: Whatever happened was an accident. We'll help you as best we can, but nothing can truly fix this...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...I guess so~[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((AD cheats on Jekon for Sunny

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He would never.-

Lua: "I mean, we dont have to leave right now, and were not the only people you can hang out with"

Corrupt!Alphys: "I know. I can't fix it, but I can try to make them happy like they make me."

MettatonSEX: We can't stay with you forever, but we can stay a bit.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, even though I may have been fine before, thanks for making me feel better."

: (([url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c8/f6/a4/c8f6a49bfd9a8867d3204c93c2de18f6.jpg]this makes me laugh my ass off[/url]))

Corruption: -The amalgate seems to shift a little.-

Frisk: "We can stay for as long as you need, but not forever."

MettatonSEX: Right.

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800](([url=http://www.walldevil.com/wallpapers/w09/fuckscapes.jpg]this too[/url]))[/color][/font]

Corruption: "Don't need... friends... we're all friends..."

Lua: "And if thats what ya do best, keep doin it."

: ((Oh god))

: ((This is downloading at 2.06 megabytes a second))

Corruption: ((rip

: ((2.48 gigabytes is a lot of megabytes help))

: ((Make that 5.47 whoops))

Lua: Download more RAM

: ((I have 16 gigs ram and that won't help))

Frisk: ((504

Frisk: ((seconds

: (( http://i56.tinypic.com/sywas4.jpg ))

: ((no it's not))

: ((There are 2048 megabytes in one gigabyte))

: ((I think))

: ((wrong, 1024

: ((Fuck))

Corruption: ...

: ((So close))

Erron: ((I came back, and the first think I see is Bio's "Cunt Destroyer" picture... I love this place

Corruption: It'd be nice... to have more...

MettatonSEX: ...If you want another friend, I'm here for you.

Corruption: ... Thank you...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Anytime~[/color][/font]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -snuggles up-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Of course.

Lua: "No problem"

Frisk: "Not a problem at all."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't do much.-

Corruption: -The amalgate seems to draw back. It forms one figure...-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -lays across his lap-[/color][/font]

: ((Is that corgi your character))

MettatonSEX: ...

: ((The one in the cunt destroyer picture))

Corruption: -It's Gaster.-

: ((no

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He pets.-

: ((Damn))

MettatonSEX: bites his lip.

MettatonSEX: .......

Corruption: Is this.... Is this good?

Frisk: ((Metta's lip pops off

MettatonSEX: .......

Frisk: ((Metta: FUCK

Lua: is confused

MettatonSEX: ((again

MettatonSEX: Gaster.....

: ((in case any of you want it as a wallpaper, here's the [url=https://killingbirdswithstones.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/offensive-poster-2-cunt-destroyer.jpeg]big version[/url] of the cunt destroyer wallpaper))

Corruption: -The Gaster tilts his head.-

Corruption: Are you okay?

: ((That's great))

: ((I want to))

MettatonSEX: I'm sorry, I...

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: You're comfy~[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: My husband's been kidnapped. He's a Gaster, and... I miss him. A lot....

Corruption: S.... sorry...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You think so?"

MettatonSEX: It isn't your fault.

Corruption: -The Gaster melts, and reforms into the bear in front of Grillby's. "Better?"-

MettatonSEX: You didn't know..... yeah.

Corruption: Good...

MettatonSEX: Sorry about that.

Corruption: It's alright.

Lua: is gonna let Metra handle this.

Corruption: [You managed to get the helpful pleasing end.]

: Erron's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: ....Anyway.I'll definitely be your friend.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Corruption: [I have no idea how to rp the giant amalgate hangout time though]

MettatonSEX: gives out a card with his number.

Corruption: takes the card.

MettatonSEX: Text me if you wanna hang out.

Corruption: O... kay...

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Corrupt!Alphys: -She's sitting there, smiling softly.-

MettatonSEX: givesone to Alphys, too.

: Erron [Erron] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -snuggles into AD's lap-[/color][/font]

: (([url=https://killingbirdswithstones.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/offensive-poster-2-the-guy-who-made-these-tracks-died.jpeg]have another[/url]))

Corrupt!Alphys: -She takes it.-

: Erron's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Comfortable?"

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -has her paws up in a belly-rub position- Yeah~! Super comfy~![/color][/font]

Lua: "Metta should be able to find me and/or Frisk if you ever want to talk to us as well. Or anyone else, really."

Corruption: Nice.

Frisk: "Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He runs belly.-

: Rubs*

: ((I saw the mistake there))

MettatonSEX: Yep.

Frisk: "I'd be willing to hang out."

: ((Was too lazy to go back and fix it))

Frisk: ((yay we got a helpful pleased ending

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -smiles-[/color][/font]

Corruption: -The entire thing hums happily.-

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: Thank you~[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((so far gaster won't cum back being paranoid

: ((>cum back

Corruption: ((There is a way to lose this ending, though

Frisk: ((oh no

: Erron [Erron] joined chat.

MettatonSEX: ((oh no

Lua: (( Lua flips off everything and walks off ))

Corruption: ((that's not it

MettatonSEX: ((oh no i wanna know

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles back.-

Lua: (( Even though thats not possible, as he lost his hands. ))

Corruption: ((I ain't telling you until you either screw up or head on home

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...can I have a hug...?[/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure, why not."

: ((Screw up screw up screw up))

Frisk: ((NO

Frisk: ((i want gaster to come back

: ((FUCKING DOWNLOAD YOU DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT))

Frisk: ((in

Frisk: ((one

Corruption: ((i'm not manipulating the results here

Frisk: ((piece

MettatonSEX: Are you guys feeling better?

: ((WHY MUST TOU FORSAKEN ME))

Corruption: Yeah.

Corrupt!Alphys: -She nods, too.-

Frisk: "That's good!"

MettatonSEX: Great!

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -immediately glomps him-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: So, is there anything you'd like to do while we're here?

Corrupt!Alphys: "I. Um."

: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPuTYsiLhzA ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hugs back.-

Corrupt!Alphys: "I honestly kind of want to lie down. I feel fuzzy headed."

MettatonSEX: Okay.

: (("hi. Am I on the air?"))

: (("Yes"))

MettatonSEX: You want me to take you to the bed in the lab?

: (("fuck."))

Corrupt!Alphys: -She rubs her eyes, smearing the makeup she used to make herself staticy. "Okay."-

: (("alright thanks."))

: (("Thanks."))

MettatonSEX: brings Alphys to the bed in the lab.

Frisk: * She follows.

Lua: is following.

: ((IM GONNA PIT A DAGGER IN MY INTERNET PROVIDERS THROAT))

: Put*

Frisk: ((chime i will do anything do know how we can lose the ending

Corrupt!Alphys: -She tucks herself in. "Hey, um. Mettaton?"

Corruption: ((too bad

Frisk: ((to*

Frisk: ((fuck you

MettatonSEX: Yeah?

Frisk: ((i will cut something in half

MettatonSEX: ((dont

: ((Kek))

Corrupt!Alphys: "Thanks. For coming here."

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -snuggles with him-[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((i can seriously cut something in half

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You really like snuggles, don't you?"

MettatonSEX: You're welcome.

Frisk: ((right now

Frisk: "You're welcome."

: ((a wedge of cheese? A cake?))

Corruption: -Alphys's bed seems to be in some sort of bizarre chamber.-

MettatonSEX: Call me anytime you'd like, I'll pick up 95% of the time.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Yeah...[/color][/font]

Corrupt!Alphys: "Alright, thanks you guys."

MettatonSEX: Of course.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not that I'm complaining. I like snuggles as well."

Lua: "No problem"

: Corruption [Corruption] is now Corrupted!Alphys [Corrupt!Alphys].

Frisk: "Of course."

MettatonSEX: We'll let you get some rest, okay?

Corrupt!Alphys: nods, rolling over.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Is it okay if I ramble for a while...?[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: Goodbye for now.

Corrupt!Alphys: Bye...

Lua: "See ya soon"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: leaves, says bye to the corruption, then leaves the timeline.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: ...Well, I can't really remember anything about my parents... It's kind of odd...[/color][/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods.-

Lua: follows this plan of action.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Fellby: "So? How was it?"

Frisk: * Same.

Corrupt!Alphys: [Ending perma-locked.]

Frisk: * YAY

Corrupt!Alphys: [You didn't ask how she was the only survivor. Good job.]

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: I mean, I don't really have a home, so in my home timeline, I just kind of... y'know... roam. Usually hotels will let me borrow a shower every few days... It's not the best, but it works...[/color][/font]

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Lua: enters the bar. He immediately winces in pain over the fact that he lost his damn hands.

: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ea9e48] Sunny: -snuggles up-[/color][/font]

Lua: "Gotta, play the act.. right?"

MettatonSEX: Yeah...

: Corrupted!Alphys [Corrupt!Alphys] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Frisk: "Mhm."

Frisk: ((yay we didn't fuck up

: Myko [Myko] joined chat.

MettatonSEX: So, it was strange. Everyone but Alphys amalgamated into a corruption.

Frisk: ((Hi, Nancy.))

Fellby: Whoa, really? That's fucked up

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Myko: ((Heya))

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Frisk: "It kind of is."

MettatonSEX: We ended up befriending them.

Frisk: "Everybody's nice there, though."

Frisk: "Yeah."

Frisk: "Basically, everything went well."

: ((heya

Fellby: rubs his chin. "Well, good thing she was just playing, huh?"

Lua: nods along to the story, trying to ignore his hands.

MettatonSEX: ...Yeah.

Frisk: "Mhm."

Fellby: ((me irl: https://67.media.tumblr.com/0856f688b05563905028c7b2f19b8732/tumblr_nnau8zrnVF1rlitzfo1_540.jpg