Lucy: inspects the list. "... Some of these people are dead, Compiler."

MettatonSEX: .....

Compiler: -He turns to gaze out the window. "Yes. Mainly other gasters, but there's a few others as well."

Hellaton: .........................

Alice: ".......

Alice: * so many dots

MettatonSEX: Well remove the ones who can't because we can't access his phone.

Compiler: "Is that so? Thank you."

MettatonSEX: Of course.

Hellaton: Aaand remove ththe dead ones.

Compiler: -He turns back to his list, and the ink seems to wiggle and squirm off the list. "I'm not doing that."-

MettatonSEX: ....

MettatonSEX: Why not.

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Compiler: "Just because a person is dead in one timeline doesn't mean they're not dead in another."

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MettatonSEX: ...You're right but you coukd eliminate the timeline specific ones.

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FFrisk: ((So whats up))

Compiler: "Alright."

FFrisk: ((I've been playing PMU))

Compiler: -He lingers over one name, but rubs it away.-

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MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Uh.

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MettatonSEX: ((getting info

Alice: "Why did you linger over that one name?"

Compiler: "Simply put, I'm not 100% certain he's truly dead."

Alice: ".. That's odd."

MettatonSEX: Well then.

Compiler: "However, last I saw him, he was incredibly incapacitated by your husband, Mettaton."

FFrisk: Back at the bar, a tree limb carries in FFrisk,

MettatonSEX: ...Who?

Lua: "__"

Compiler: "We never assigned a name to him, but he was the first other Gaster your husband killed."

Alice: ".. We need to find out if that guy is dead or alive. He could be a suspect and has a good enough reason to kidnap Mettaton's husband."

MettatonSEX: Oh.

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Alice: "He could also possibly have information, but that's unlikely."

Compiler: "I haven't seen any trace of him for quite some time. He's most likely gone for good."

MettatonSEX: If alive, he's a potential suspect.

Alice: "If there's zero trace of him, then that sets up for suspicion."

Alice: "If he was the kidnapper, it would make sense to leave without a trace."

Compiler: -He stares into Mettaton's eyes. "I don't think you realize how many enemies Guardian has."-

Lua: "_______ new, ______ frisk?"

Erron: ((OVERWATCH IS SO FUCKIN FUN

MettatonSEX: ....Over 500?

Alice: "Over 9000?"

MettatonSEX: ...............That's old even by your standards Alice.

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Compiler: "... Actually, it's around two hundred and fifty, give or take."

Alice: "Ah."

MettatonSEX: Less than I expected, honestly.

Alice: "Still, two hundred and fifteen is a lot."

Compiler: "Well, a good amount have died already."

FFrisk: ((ACTUALLY))

FFrisk: ((Alice's timeline isn't working now))

MettatonSEX: Ah.

FFrisk: (Over 9000 rose to pupularity in 2005))

Alice: ((who says she was referring to the meme

FFrisk: ((Literally everyone))

MettatonSEX: ((i knew it was a dbz reference

Alice: ((i could be making the joke

Alice: ((she could be making the guess

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Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Compiler, do you think the one Papyrus might have done it? He's been hunting Guardian down for a while now.[/font]

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Compiler: "Possibly. He's gotten good at avoiding us."

MettatonSEX: .....

Hellaton: .......

Erron: walks into the bar holding a cake, one of his shoulder pads is on fire... "Hey guys."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Ah, and the one Alphys...[/font]

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Compiler: "The one he abandoned? What about the one follower he abandoned too?"

FFrisk: FFrisk looks at Erron.

FFrisk: She's riding a very large tree limg, the tre limb has sewn its way all across the bar.

FFrisk: "...Hello."

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MettatonSEX: ....

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Compiler: ... Pardon if I'm worrying you, sir.

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Lua: fades out completely.

Alice: ((Metta: No, you're pissing me off.))

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Erron: puts the cake down (which is also on fire)... onto the bar.

MettatonSEX: ...Darlin', I'm worried enough. This is nothing.

Compiler: "I think that's it for now... I apologize that we don't have more."

Alice: "It's fine."

MettatonSEX: It's alright.

Alice: "You did the best you could do."

Hellaton: Iiit's more ththan we had befffore.

Erron: Anyone want some cake?

Compiler: -He merely nods, then turns to his window again."

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Alice: ".. So what do we do now?"

Compiler: "You can look around my collection, I suppose."

Alice: "Alright."

Alice: * She begins to look around the collection.

Compiler: -The 'collection' in question is a massive library. You can see a few people wandering around.-

Alice: "Oh. Wow."

Alice: [s]* She looks around for Spongebob books.[/s]

Bishop: -An elderly-looking Gaster walks by, with an Asgore. "I mean it, Gorey, if I were to be abducted, I really don't want you looking for me. You could get hurt too, and everyone needs you."-

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Alice: ".."

Alice: * She decides not to intervene with a likely private conversation.

MettatonSEX: .......

Alice: ".. Looks like the kidnapping affected more people than I thought."

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Bishop: -"Darling, I -" "Don't give me that, Asgore. You're a king, and I'm nothing but a scientist." "Nothing? You're my husband, Wing!" The two continue to argue as they walk off.-

MettatonSEX: ......

Alice: "So, what do we need to find information about?"

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Alice: "Anything specific?"

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I'd read up on how to deal with reality warpers.[/font]

Alice: "Good idea."

Alice: "Any idea where that is?"

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Ahhh... Wing C, section 8.[/font]

MettatonSEX: I'll look around on how to [br] ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────[br] ─██████████████─██████──██████─██████████████─██████████████─[br] ─██░░░░░░░░░░██─██░░██──██░░██─██░░░░░░░░░░██─██░░░░░░░░░░██─[br] ─██░░██████████─██░░██──██░░██─██░░██████████─██░░██████████─[br] ─██░░██─────────██░░██──██░░██─██░░██─────────██░░██─────────[br] ─██░░██████████─██░░██──██░░██─██░░██─────────██░░██─────────[br] ─██░░░░░░░░░░██─██░░██──██░░██─██░░██─────────██░░██─────────[br] ─██████████░░██─██░░██──██░░██─██░░██─────────██░░██─────────[br] ─────────██░░██─██░░██──██░░██─██░░██─────────██░░██─────────[br] ─██████████░░██─██░░██████░░██─██░░██████████─██░░██████████─[br] ─██░░░░░░░░░░██─██░░░░░░░░░░██─██░░░░░░░░░░██─██░░░░░░░░░░██─[br] ─██████████████─██████████████─██████████████─██████████████─[br] ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────essfully deal with voids. There's a high chance he's in one, I don't want to be unprepared.

MettatonSEX: ((i forgot i had that replacement

Lucy: ((OH NO

Alice: ((oh

Alice: "I'll look for how to deal with reality warpers, and you can look for that."

MettatonSEX: Right.

MettatonSEX: Any idea on where that might be?

Alice: * She begins to head off toward Wing C section 8.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Uh... I'm thinking Wing 5, section D.[/font]

Erron: ((Succ

MettatonSEX: nods, heading to that section. Hellaton follows.

Erron: ((is ded

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Lua: (( I return to succ ))

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Alice finds a pamphlet. It's titled "Special Circumstances: Reality Benders."[/font]

FFrisk: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ /

Alice: * why

Erron: ...

Alice: * She takes the pamphlet, and opens it. She begins to read.

FFrisk: FFrisk gently reachess off her tree branch, and offers Erron tea.

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Lucy: [font=lucida bright][i]"The truth is, Reality Benders are human, and they have human flaws. Consider the following:[br] [br] Reality Benders cannot predict the future and can be taken by surprise.[br] Reality Benders have limited range and cannot affect what they cannot percieve.[br] Reality Benders cannot impose their will on anything if they have no will to impose.[br] Reality Benders have human foibles and can be manipulated emotionally and/or rationally."[/i][/font]

Erron: takes the tea...

Erron: Thanks

FFrisk: She nods, and the forest abruptly pulls her out of the bar.

FFrisk: Nyoom.

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Alice: "... Interesting."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Mettaton finds a book about the void.-[/font]

: Something small, tan, and light runs in, and aburptly steals Erron's tea.

: It runs out through the anydoor.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright][i]The void is a place outside of time and space. Keep in mind that the rules of reality may not apply as they used to.[/i][/font]

Erron: ...

Erron: the fuck?

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: Someone steps in.

Alice: * She begins considering that if Spongebob was a reality bender, they would have to find out things about Spongebob that they could use against them which could lead to Spongebob letting Gaster go. That is, if Spongebob is a reality bender.

: "...Sorry about the tea, my helpers kinda get...enthusiastic, how much did it cost?"

Alice: * She looks for anything else.

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Compiler: -He suddenly appears behind Alice. "You may keep the pamphlet if you'd like."

MettatonSEX: reads the book more.

: ((Alice screams and turns around and backhands Compiler on reflex))

: (("FUCK WOMAN, AGH"))

Erron: ...

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MettatonSEX: ((tbh thatd be hellaton or mettaton if anything

Alice: * She turns around, facing Compiler. "Ah, thank you. That would be useful."

Alice: ((yeah

Alice: ((alice isn't really the one to do that

Lucy: [font=lucida bright][i]Within the void, you may find entities trapped within. They have the potential to be harmful.[/i][/font]

MettatonSEX: ((hellaton throws a punch and immediately apologizes

MettatonSEX: reads on.

Alice: * She puts the pamphlet away. "Is that it for reality benders in here?"

Lucy: [font=lucida bright][i]Some of these entities may not be able to die.[/i][/font]

Erron: just looks at this guy... "I have no idea what's going on... all I know is that I'm currently on fire." He rest his head on the bar. "I'm going to sleep... fuck off."

: "..."

Compiler: "Oh, we have more."

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Compiler: "But it's probably more than you have time to read."

Alice: "Got it."

MettatonSEX: keeps reading, hoping to find a way to neutralize them.

Alice: "Is there anything about the properties of where phone signals cannot be reached? Is there another place that phone signals cannot be reached besides a void that Mettaton and Hellaton does not know about?"

Lucy: [font=lucida bright][i]The best way to deal with them is through trickery. You may be able to get them to leave you be.[/i][/font]

Compiler: "Have you considered the possibility the phone may be broken?"

Alice: "Yes."

Alice: "But you can never be so sure on one possibility."

Alice: "It is likely that the phone is broken, yes, but can you answer my question?"

MettatonSEX: keeps reading until the end

Compiler: "The best answer is that his phone has been placed somewhere we can't trace it."

Alice: "Right."

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Lucy: [font=lucida bright][i]Good luck, and god speed.[/i][/font]

Alice: "Is there anything I can read that can prove useful to the case that you suggest?"

Alice: "Or do I have to look by myself?"

Alice: ((Compiler: Fuck off.))

Alice: ((Alice: wow ok

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MettatonSEX: ((brb

Compiler: "Well, there's so much that could be helpful, that applys to each person on the list. However, your research into reality warpers will prove useful, because there's one person I didn't dare speak of in front of Hellaton."

Alice: "Ah?"

Compiler: "Petros Von Pyre. He's a rather infamous reality warper, and none of us have managed to get our hands on him."

Alice: "I see."

Alice: "Do you have anymore information about him, or is he that secretive?"

Alice: ((he sounds russian

Compiler: "He has a habit of.... how should I say this."

Alice: ((is he vladimir putin's great grandson

Compiler: "Harem building."

MettatonSEX: ((back

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Lucy: ((this is actually based off an old rp partner's oc

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MettatonSEX: ((oh, cool

Alice: "Oh dear."

Alice: ((cool

Lucy: ((every time he interacted with my character she ended up yelling at him

MettatonSEX: ((good

Alice: ".. If he did infact kidnap Gaster, what would the reason?"

Compiler: "Children."

Alice: the reason be*

Alice: "..."

Alice: "Do you mean.."

Compiler: "Von Pyre has an obsession with building his bloodline."

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MettatonSEX: ((if he is the one, mettaton would destroy him

: (("Yeah lets NOT mention the R word, but lets imply the shit out of it and directly turn some characters into fucking concubines"))

Compiler: "He wants a child with his power."

: ((Thats what i'm getting from that rule now))

Alice: "That's horrible."

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Alice: "If he is the kidnapper, that means he would technically abuse Gaster's soul just for a child."

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Alice: ((Compiler: It's hitchcock inhibition.))

Lucy: ((I thought I cleared this up. The r part is a bit different then the s part.

: ((I know, I know))

: ((But you want us to not talk about it too much, not directly, etc))

: ((And then this.))

: ((You're not exactly making the rule simple here))

Lucy: ((... I don't think I was talking about it directly though?

: ((Whatever))

: ((Just, whatever))

: ((Loopholes, exact wording, etc))

Lucy: ((I can drop this character if you want

: ((Nah))

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: ((I'm just pointing out that you're startting to make the whole R part of the rule needlessly complicated. Can we just have it written out on the rule sheet as its own seperate rule?))

: ((So we know exactly how the fuck to deal with it?))

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Lucy: ((I think that's a good idea

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Lucy: ((Okay, i edited it, tell me what you think.

: ((Yeah, that works))

: ((Because that shit was too complicated to just be roped in with rule 2))

Lucy: ((alright, thank you.

Lucy: ((now can rp continue?

: ((Your chatroom))

: ((Don't ask me))

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Compiler: -He nods. "He's not someone I'd willingly talk to."

Alice: "I can see why."

Alice: "Is he one of the more likely suspects?"

Compiler: "Yes. He's the reason why I asked the prostitute to keep an eye out."

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Alice: "Alright."

Alice: "Is there anybody else that is just as likely?"

Compiler: "Not precisely."

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Compiler: "Shall we go find Mettaton?"

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Alice: "Yes."

MettatonSEX: is still looking around the general area for tips on dealing with void bullshit.

Lucy: follows him.

Alice: * She puts the pamphlet away, and goes to look for Mettaton.

Hellaton: -He is too, though with less svccess.

Alice: ((Because Hellaton is shit at libraries.))

Hellaton: -that, and looking in four directions for things brings each one to have 1/4 focus-

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"You know... you have to be ready for anythng in the void."[/font]

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Anything could be waiting for you in there.[/font]

MettatonSEX: That's what we're tryin' to find out how to deal with.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]So be ready to deal with anything.[/font]

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MettatonSEX: I'm looking for how to deal with void-specific things.

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Lucy: tilts her head. "It's not like there's void monsters!"

Smol Asriel: ((The fuck happened

Lucy: ((I revised the rulesheet.

Alice: * She looks to Compiler. "Where exactly did Mettaton and Hellaton go again?"

Compiler: "Void-specific issues."

MettatonSEX: I'd argue that there could be but you probably know a lot more about voids than I do-- wait a second. Is there anything void-specific we shoukd know about.

Compiler: "I know where that is. Follow me."

Alice: "Alright."

Alice: "Thank you."

Alice: * She follows Compiler.

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Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Core beings.[/font]

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MettatonSEX: Please elaborate.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]People who fell in the core. You're familiar, aren't you? You're married to one.[/font]

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Not all of us are this friendly.[/font]

Hellaton: -He's shut all his eyes because he can't look in more than two directions for a long time.-

MettatonSEX: I know, but what's the best way to destroy one if we must?

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Alice: ((

Alice: ((that's the best rule

MettatonSEX: Or neutrally deal with somewhat less hostile beings

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Destroy every piece of the soul you can.[/font]

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Smol Asriel: ((Might wanna add that you can't imply s

Lucy: ((k

MettatonSEX: ...And to reveal the soul pieces?

Smol Asriel: ((Unless you can, idk

Lucy: ((your call, mv

Lucy: ((you're the reason why rule two is there

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well, you engage them in normal combat. If you destroy the body, the soul piece should shatter too.[/font]

MettatonSEX: ((i mean its uncomfortable to see but its not on anxiety attack kevels usually

MettatonSEX: Ah.

MettatonSEX: I see.

Lucy: ((alright, just to be safe

Smol Asriel: ((Depends on the subtlety i guess

MettatonSEX: ((so id say probably not

Smol Asriel: ((Or how up to interpretation it is

MettatonSEX: ((if youre subtle, ok, eh. if youre subtle like rp azzy is, please no

Smol Asriel: ((I was wondering because it's a bitch to edit it out of my arc while keeping the same general story, I'll just be vague

Alice: ((i've been so cautious with rule 2 that it leaks into real life))

Lucy: ((same, frisky

: ((I browse reddit and see some rule 2 and cringe inwardly))

: ((Like "Oh fuck what if I accident;y copy-paste that" ))

Smol Asriel: ((Same

: ((Or laugh at dark humor and be like "Now I\m a fucking puppy kicker aren't I"))

MettatonSEX: ((if its vague and/or very much up to interpretation it shoukd b fine

Smol Asriel: ((K

: ((DUDE, I'VE HAD TO PRACTICALLY DESTROY HEATHER'S CHARACTER))

Lucy: ((how does "if you must imply it, keep it vauge"

: ((BECAUSE SHITTONS OF RULE 2 GOES AROUND NEAR HER, AND IT COMPLETELY CHANGES HER))

: ((Not yarn heather))

: ((I mean Reborn heather0)

Smol Asriel: ((Lol I was wondering

MettatonSEX: ((oh shit

Smol Asriel: (("Why yarn gurl"

: ((Like, pink-haired Salamence girl has shittons of daddy issues because of rule 2 bullshit and such))

MettatonSEX: ((that sounds good, chime

Smol Asriel: ((Also I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT I HAVE TO FIGHT KARA AGAIN WITH SOME EEVEE FUCK WITH HIM

: ((And then more rule 2, and some more rule 2, all of it happens near heather and its why I barely make Heather say anything, cause I can't do her character justice without breaking the entire chat))

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK THIS I WANNA FIGHT A GYM LEADER GODDAMMIT

: ((OH YEAH, ZEL))

: ((ZEL'S COOL))

Alice: ((

: ((Three people in one!))

Alice: ((i don't think kara's gay

Lucy: ((are we talking about the same kara here

: ((No))

Lucy: ((oh okay

: ((See, Slarv has confused Kara with Taka))

Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah

Alice: ((10/10

MettatonSEX: ((i was gonna say

: ((Taka has this fucking chatot))

Smol Asriel: ((Fuck taka then

MettatonSEX: (("is karamatsu in reborn"

: ((See, I didn't want to give Taka his signature team in this))

: ((BECAUSE))

: ((TAKA'S ENTIRE TEAM))

Smol Asriel: ((FUCKING CHATOT

: ((EXISTS TO MAKE YOU WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM))

Smol Asriel: ((LILEEP, PULSE TANGROWTH, CHATOT

: ((CHATOT, MURKROW WITH MEAN LOOK AND PERISH SONG, CRADILY))

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Lucy: sighs. "That's about all the advice I can give you..."

Smol Asriel: ((I get ditto later right

Smol Asriel: ((Then I can get the egg

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: ((...You do realize))

: ((You can catch a wild fucking bidoof))

Smol Asriel: ((Egg groups

: ((And breed the growlithe))

Smol Asriel: ((I know

: ((THERE ARE MEOWTHS))

: ((RIGHT NEXT TO THE GRAND HALL))

Smol Asriel: ((Lemme find one

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MettatonSEX: Well, it's enough. Thank you.

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Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Oh, no problem.[/font]

Hellaton: ............-He's covering his eyes. Yeah he made a bad decision-

MettatonSEX: .....Uh. You oka--

: ((Slarv))

: ((If you're desperate, I can make a reborn mod))

Hellaton: Iiii tried lolooking in four ddirections the whololole time.

: ((To completely remove all instances of Chatot))

MettatonSEX: Oh, shit.

Alice: * hellaton found 'how to have sex with the void'

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Now, now, why don't you head home? We don't have to many rooms here for you to stay in.[/font]

MettatonSEX: ((no, frisky

Alice: ((yeah, fuck off frisky

Frisky: ((ok

MettatonSEX: ((alternatively, if he found it after he became more comfortable: "hhhhere mettaton, ththis is for yyyyou." "....wow thanks"

: ((SOLARBEAM IS SO FUCKING BROKEN))

Alice: ((do you ttttype like ththis without annny replacementsss

: ((YOU CAN CHARGE SOLARBEAM ANYTIME,))

: ((I CAN CHARGE IT WHILE I'M FUCKING ASLEEP, AND LASER A FOOL THE MOMENT I WAKE UP))

MettatonSEX: ((yyyep! evevevery time, and somometimes i have to edit typos i fffound aftafter!

Alice: ((cool.))

MettatonSEX: ((why did i put his speaker as part of his axial body so it couldnt be tampered with too too much

Smol Asriel: ((Found a drifloon

Lucy: ((I though i had gaster fix that

: ((You can catch it, but it won't be too useful until Noel))

MettatonSEX: ((at least he can laugh and sigh with minimal distortion now. before, it was glitched shit

Smol Asriel: ((I did

MettatonSEX: ((it was fixed and immediately broke

Lucy: clears her throat, glancing... somewhere.

MettatonSEX: ....

MettatonSEX: Uh.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Remember, she can hear you.-[/font]

Alice: ((hellaton should always keep the distortion))

MettatonSEX: ((hi lucy

Alice: ((it's apart of his charm

MettatonSEX: ((ouo

Alice: ((also fuck off lucy

Lucy: waves a little.

Alice: ((go eat a dick

MettatonSEX: ....

: ((Guys, too meta))

MettatonSEX: ((dont, unless you want to

Smol Asriel: ((haha ur not real and i am

: ((-I love Lucy theme starts palying-))

Lucy: ((gaster used to be able to hear us speaking ooc

Lucy: ((it was in really early cau

MettatonSEX: ((LUUUUUUCY, YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DOOOOO!

MettatonSEX: ((yeah, i remember

Lucy: is unamused by the I love Lucy references.

Smol Asriel: is, against his better judgement, making another fort with mom

MettatonSEX: ((sorry, had to do it

Alice: ((HI LUCY, I'M FRISKY WHISKINGTON. I'M IMMUNE TO THE PLOT AND I CAN TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE))

Smol Asriel: just in case you want to feel the rust inside you later

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Ah, like I was saying, you should head back.[/font]

Smol Asriel: and no i don't mean metta's dong

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Not particularly-[/font]

MettatonSEX: silicone doesnt rust asswipe

Alice: * metta doesn't have a dong

Alice: * he has dildos

Alice: * a wheel of dildos

Alice: * and dildos can't rust

MettatonSEX: IT'S TIME TO PLAY..... WHEEL! OF! DILDOS!

Lucy: (("dildos can't rust"

: ((QUICK ASSIGN ROLES TO YOURSELF IN THE GROUP))

: ((I'm the One Sane Man))

MettatonSEX: ((hold on a sec lemme go on tvt

Smol Asriel: ((The guy with a goat in his head

Lucy: ((you fucking ate glass because frisky told you you are not the one sane man

Smol Asriel: (({The goat in his head}

Lua: (( says the one who just screamed for people to assign themselves roles. ))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: ((SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM))

Lua: (( and what chime said ))

Alice: ((AT LEAST I CAN ADMIT I'M NOT SANE

: ((YOU'RE NOT MY REAL PARENT))

Lua: (( wrong mod ))

Alice: ((YOU'RE NOT SANE TOO LAHARL

Alice: ((YOU DRANK INK BY ACCIDENT

Alice: ((YOU ATE FUCKING GLASS

Lucy: ((am i the team mom

Alice: ((YOU WORSHIP INK

: ((Chime is Team Mom now))

Alice: ((i'm apart of team agender

Lua: ((rip old team mod))

: ((MV is the loose cannon who's probably going to betray us seconds before the final boss))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: ((DD is the one sane man I guess))

Smol Asriel: ((Fuck

: ((Since I apparently can't be that))

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Smol Asriel: ((The meowth i caught is female

Smol Asriel: ((and my groudon is female

: (( http://prntscr.com/bbozfh Blackie tries to go near the white privilidge club))

: ((GROUDON?))

Alice: ((who am i laharl

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Lua: http://i.imgur.com/GoRMoL2.png

: ((The Jerkass))

Alice: ((please explain

Lucy: ((token evil teamate

Alice: ((yeah i'm the teammate that vouches for the bad guys

Lucy: sighs and walks off.

: (( You're the one the community wants to punch ))

: ((But can't))

Alice: ((not everybody wants to punch me!))

Alice: ((Right..?))

Lucy: ((I don't want to punch you

: (...Nancy?))

: ((Nancy doesn't.))

: ((Probably))

Alice: ((good

Alice: ((ok so chime and nancy don't want to punch me

: ((Idk I killed them last time they showed up))

: ((I probably wouldn't punch you, immediately))

Alice: ((dd do you want to punch me

: (( http://prntscr.com/bbozfh Even PMU has the white priviledge club ))

Alice: ((eh, dd probably doesn't

Alice: ((Laharl would punch me if I pissed him off

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Lua: (( Depends on the day of the week, but most of the time no ))

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Alice: ((ok good

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Alice: ((slarv would you punch me

Alice: ((this is a legit question

Smol Asriel: ((Yes

Alice: ((fucking hell.))

Smol Asriel: ((And I'd make you love it

Lua: (( CaU: Where all the violent people RP ))

Alice: ((mv would only slap me lightly

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Alice: ((hi jalphys

Alphys: (yo

Alice: ((would you punch frisky whiskington

: ((MV would have the spritz water bottle))

Alice: ((mv said that they would slap me lightly

Alice: ((specifically

Alphys: (why am i punching u though)

Alphys: (is there context)

Alice: ((no

Alice: ((would you punch me

Alice: ((yes or no

Alphys: (no?

Alice: ((okay, laharl is wrong

Alice: ((everybody except for slarv wouldn't punch me

Alice: ((i am not the community punchbag

Alice: ((take that!))

: ((OH SHIT))

: ((I JUST GOT RAIDED BY OURAN HOST CLUB))

Lucy: ((OH NO

Alice: ((YAY))

: ((I NEVER FUCKING THOUGHT I WOULD TYPE THAT SENTENCE))

Smol Asriel: ((How long does it take for my rat to give it to my dog in the puss

: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

DamnDude: (( what. ))

: ((MY HOUSE))

DamnDude: (( WHAT ))

: ((IS BEING RAIDED BY A GUILD))

: ((NAMED OURAN HOST CLOB))

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: ((Club)

DamnDude: (( oh ))

MettatonSEX: ((im combat sadomasochist

Lucy: ((ouran host clods

DamnDude: (( Also Slar what the hell ))

Alphys: (hi darling)

Lucy: sighs, and starts to walk off.

Alice: ((mv would you punch me))

MettatonSEX: ((oh hey

Alice: ((i'm just making sure

MettatonSEX: ((maybe once in the arm with very little power

DamnDude: (( "No... I'd shoot you" ))

Smol Asriel: ((Breeding

Alice: ((ok cool

Smol Asriel: ((Please tell me it's not as annoying

Alice: ((only slarvath would legit punch me

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Alice: ((now i know this for sure

Smol Asriel: ((I'd erotically punch you

: ((idk))

Alice: ((how would you do that

Alice: * Is she still following Compiler?

DamnDude: (( "in the.... oh wait this is Frisky" ))

Compiler: -He's found Mettatonn by now."

Smol Asriel: ((In the ass

Alice: * Okay.

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MettatonSEX: Yo.

Alice: ((that would hurt.))

: Lucy [Lucy] is now Compiler [Compiler].

Alice: ((i've punched myself in the ass before))

Smol Asriel: ((I know~

MettatonSEX: ((erotic punching: i punch u and u get off on it

: ((help))

Alice: ((it wasn't fun

: ((all my shit))

: ((IS BEING STOLEN))

: ((bY OURAN HOST CLUB))

Compiler: Did Lucy tell you to head home?

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

DamnDude: (( On a scale of catching the fist to being punched in the face, how much would it hurt Frisky? ))

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MettatonSEX: ...Oh, yeah, right.

MettatonSEX: She did.

: Erron's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: ((succ

Alice: ((Now we're making scales on how much it would hurt me))

: Inside the bar, somehting smells like smoke.

Compiler: She's right. We're out of extra rooms for you to stay in. This kidnapping has the others nervous, too.

Alice: ((Holy fuck, what has this community come to))

Alice: "Ah."

Alice: "Got it."

MettatonSEX: ((on a scale of one to ten ive been told my punches are a six or seven

DamnDude: (( You realize if there was more than one scale, we'd have to do something, right? ))

MettatonSEX: So. We'll... go.

DamnDude: (( MV YOU DID IT. WE NOW HAVE TO TIP THE SCALES. ))

Compiler: compiler "I'l see you around."

MettatonSEX: ((we have to test it

MettatonSEX: nods.

Smol Asriel: ((ITS TIME TO TIP THE SCALES

: ((IT'S TIME TO TIP THE SCALES0)

: ((SLARV))

: ((GO GET THE N***** SHULK GUY))

MettatonSEX: ((TIME TO TIP THE SCALES

: ((WE NEED TO TIP THE SCALES))

MettatonSEX: ((AIR SLASH

Smol Asriel: ((BRB

: ((BACK SLASH))

Smol Asriel: ((GETTING N***** SHULK

: ((BYAAAACK SLYASH!))

MettatonSEX: ((\

MettatonSEX: ((\

Compiler: ((NO

Compiler: ((WHY WOULD YOU BRING HIM HERE

DamnDude: backslashes in the wrong direction.

Alice: ((WHY

Smol Asriel: ((BECAUSE ITS TIME TO TIP THE SCALES

: ((BYACK SLASH))

: ((IT'S TIME TO TIP THE SCALES))

Smol Asriel: ((EVEN THOUGH THATS ROBIN'S CATCHPHRASE

MettatonSEX: ((\

: Compiler [Compiler] is now Corsiva [Corsiva].

MettatonSEX: ((brb

Corsiva: -Back in the bar, Corsiva's crashed on the couch.-

Corsiva: ((Slarv, you said he spammed rule two

: The air in the bar is slowly starting to smell lime smoke.

Corsiva: ((lime

Smol Asriel: ((I'm not actually inviting him lol

: 5 seconds until airbomb.

Smol Asriel: awakens

Corsiva: wakes up. "Wha?"

Frisky: * They fucking pull out a dildo sword and murders Shulk, twirling around and shanking Laharl, slicing him in half. They kick him to the floor, and tackles Slarvath. They stick their thumbs in his eyes, and after a bit, brutally kills him! They put the dildo sword away. "Rest in piss."

: *POP* The air explodes in a small burst, like those little firecuckers you throw on the floor.

: ((FIRECUCKER))

: ((WHAT))

Corsiva: screams.

Smol Asriel: yelps

: Some small tan thing runs into the room, waving a wand.

: The firecracker stops, and the thing runs away.

Corsiva: WHO ARE YOU?

Alice: "Mettaton, before we go to the bar, I did get some valuable information. Also, the machine will be fully fixed tomorrow."

Smol Asriel: ((Got egg

Alice: "That's all."

Smol Asriel: ((Now imma leave rattata there for years

: The small thing runs way, leaving a trail of soot.

Corsiva: ...

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: "What w-was that.."

Corsiva: reaches for Lizzy and hugs her.

: The anydoor opens, and in comes a person.

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Noel].

Smol Asriel: ((recieved mystery egg

Alice: * now i wait for mv to come back

Noel: "...Why is everyone freaking out?"

MettatonSEX: Nice.

Smol Asriel: ((ID: 11671

Corsiva: There was a thing, with a bomb...

Noel: Noel yawns. "Whatever."

Alice: "Basically, tomorrow is the last day I'll be here."

Corsiva: ...

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Noel: He's always got this drowzy look in his eye, always.

Alice: "And you'll have your daughter back."

Smol Asriel: "..."

MettatonSEX: ....I'll miss you.

Hellaton: Ssso willill I.

Alice: ".. Thanks. I didn't expect to hear that, really."

Noel: He moves over to the vending machine, nearly tripping onto the machine, and types in some kind drink.

Smol Asriel: azzy rejoices

Noel: "...Hello, i'm Noel."

Corsiva: I'm Corsiva.

Noel: He holds up a slightly crispy Clefairy doll. "This is Nomos."

MettatonSEX: You're a nice person.

Smol Asriel: "H-hi.."

MettatonSEX: Of course we would miss you.

Alice: "That's good to know. I've.. been a bit irritable lately because I haven't gotten much sleep."

MettatonSEX: Ah.

Corsiva: has Lizzy's paw. "This is Lizzy."

Noel: Noel yawns again.

Noel: "Hello Lizzy."

Alice: "Basically, I've been working all night for the entire week on that machine."

Noel: Noel used Yawn!

Alice: "I just want things to be right again, y'know?"

Noel: ...But it missed.

Alice: "I would sacrifice my rest for that."

MettatonSEX: ...Wow. .yeah, but please get rest. Uh. anyway. May I please have the

MettatonSEX: *the information?

Smol Asriel: ((Oh shit a scolipede

Noel: His hair is luckily covering most of the burns.

Corsiva: watches this new person.

Noel: So the only ones visible are on the very ends of his hair, which look like big red ugly lines.

Alice: * She hands the pamphlet to Mettaton.

Noel: "...Sorry, Shelly told me to come here."

MettatonSEX: Oh, thank you.

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Noel: "Said that the people were nice." He yawns.

MettatonSEX: reads it fairly quickly.

Corsiva: We are. Scary things tend to happen, though.

MettatonSEX: I will commit this to memory.

Alice: "Also, that guy that had the list of names told me about one of the most likely suspects."

Noel: "Scary things happen in the world." He's got this monotone voice. Always monotone.

MettatonSEX: Oh?

Noel: Tl;dr Normal Type Gym Leader indeed.

Alice: "He didn't talk about it to us three because.. he didn't really think Hellaton would like it?"

Corsiva: ... Yeah...

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Hellaton: ........Whwhisper it to Mettatonnnnn. I will stay away frrrrom that mission.

Smol Asriel: ((FUCKING LEVEL 36

Alice: "Alright."

Alice: ((chime what was the von fyre guy's name again

Noel: "In my opinion." *Yawn* "It's how you deal with them that decides how they happen."

Corsiva: ((petros von pyre

Alice: ((ok thanks

Noel: "Screwing up can make a bad situation a lot worse."

Smol Asriel: ((wow rip me

Corsiva: Really?

MettatonSEX: knows that first hand

Smol Asriel: ((Why did I pay prize money to a pokemon

MettatonSEX: ((scolipede mugged u

Corsiva: ((so it can buy rare candy

Noel: "Yeah, bad thngs happen, but if you don't do well, they can blow up in your face even harder."

MettatonSEX: ok shut up noel

Corsiva: stares. "What do you mean?"

Noel: "Shocking, isn't it."

Alice: * She whispers to Mettaton, [sub]"Basically, this infamous reality guy named Petros Von Pyre could of kidnapped Gaster to have a child. This Petros asshat is also a harem builder."[/sub]

MettatonSEX: ...Oh holy shit.

Noel: "Well, if someone is being held up and electrocuted, what you DON'T do is shoot the thing electrocuting them."

Noel: "And causing the entire building to explode."

Corsiva: I, um, okay.

Noel: Oh man, he's a fucking tiny snarker.

Alice: "Also, the pamphlet can help with dealing with him - if he is the kidnapper."

MettatonSEX: nods.

MettatonSEX: Thank you.

MettatonSEX: ok listen

Alice: "You're welcome."

Noel: Noel steps over to the couch, and just falls onto it.

Noel: He swings his feet up.

MettatonSEX: And yeah Hella sit that one out.

Noel: And...

Hellaton: Aaalriright.

Noel: "...[sup]Z[/sup]z[sub]z[/sub]..."

MettatonSEX: ...So, should we head back?

Alice: "Sure, but one more thing."

MettatonSEX: ((noel used rest but hes still burned

Corsiva: stares.

Alice: "When your daughter comes back, can you tell her about all of this?"

MettatonSEX: Yeah?

Noel: ((Lol))

Alice: "I don't want her to be confused about everything."

MettatonSEX: ...Of course. The entire... everything.

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Alice: ".. Thank you."

Noel: A girl stomps in, and she looks PISSED. Anna grabs Noel by the ear, much to his protest, and drags the kid out.

Alice: "Anyways, let's go."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Corsiva: Okay, bye!

Noel: "I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED NOT GO TO BED IN SOMEONE ELSES BA-" The anydoor closes.

MettatonSEX: nods.

Alice: * She heads back to the bar.

Smol Asriel: ((Fucking god my pelliper is nearly level 30

MettatonSEX: and Hella follow.

Noel: ((Psst guess what))

Noel: ((Corey's badge))

Corsiva: ((chicken but

Noel: ((Doesn't))

Noel: ((Increase))

Noel: ((The))

Noel: ((Level cap))

Smol Asriel: ((WHY

Alice: ((bitch

Noel: ((BECAUSE HE FUCKING DIES))

Smol Asriel: ((THEYRE THROWING LEVEL 36ES AT ME

Noel: ((YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THAT UNTIL FUCKING SHADE))

MettatonSEX: ((yknow i always disliked the wingull line. probably bc ive lived near water my whole life and SEAGULLS ARE DICKS

MettatonSEX: ((do not fuck shade

Smol Asriel: ((THE SCOLIPEDE

Smol Asriel: ((THAT IS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF JASPER

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MettatonSEX: (([spoiler]it fell into the earth[/spoiler]

Noel: ((YOU ONLY RUN INTO THAT AFTER FIGHTING THE DRIFLOON INFRONT OF SHADE'S GYM))

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MettatonSEX: ((i apologize for nothing

MettatonSEX: they return to bar

Smol Asriel: ((Where's the girl now

Corsiva: yawns and goes back to sleep.

Smol Asriel: ((Gotta save her ass again i bet

MettatonSEX: ...

Alice: "..."

Corsiva: [Ending reached: Helpful]

Corsiva: [You managed to help yourself.]

MettatonSEX: decides to take Corsiva home.

MettatonSEX: With Lizzy.

Alice: * She sits back down and orders another cherry pepsi.

Corsiva: -Yay-

Alice: * is that good

MettatonSEX: He also gets dog food along the way, meant for small to medium dogs.

Corsiva: -YAY-

Alice: * YAY

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MettatonSEX: And dog supplies

Alice: * YAAAAAAAAY

Noel: ((sHES ACTUALLY IN LAPIS WARD NOW))

Corsiva: -Dog aquired-

Noel: ((Guess what))

Noel: ((You don't go to Lapis Ward till after you beat Corey))

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Noel: ((ALSO I FUCKING MEMED YOU))

Noel: ((YOU COULD'VE AVOIDED THE COREY TOUGHER FIGHT))

Noel: ((IF YOU GET ALL THE POLICE OFFICERS, COREYS FIGHT GETS 1000 TIMES HARDER))

Smol Asriel: ((You shit

MettatonSEX: And a couple toys. They're shaped like Hello Kitty.

Corsiva: -rip hello kitty-

Alice: * rip

Noel: -Goodbye kitty-

MettatonSEX: Fun fact: MageVaati's family's dog hates Hello Kitty and Mojo Jojo.

Smol Asriel: ((Wait why is vaati not in hw legends

MettatonSEX: ((I KNOW

Smol Asriel: ((You're adding the toon link line

Smol Asriel: ((Why

Corsiva: -Fun fact: Chime's family dog destroys plush toys in under an hour.-

MettatonSEX: ((ADD THE ONE WHO HAS B E E N I N T H R E E G A M E S

Smol Asriel: ((No lets add linkle

Alice: FUN FACT - Frisky's family's dog is going to die soon, and after that, Frisky's family will have no more pets!

Noel: So, anything big happening right now?

Corsiva: -not really-

MettatonSEX: returns to the bar

Noel: ((Alright time to make the ice gym))

Smol Asriel: ((I can do shit if you want

Noel: ((Or well, the ice contest))

Alice: * She sips her cherry pepsi.

Noel: ((Wait is the alternative Slarv's arc?))

Smol Asriel: ((No

Noel: ((Lol SCPs))

Noel: ((I mean the SCPs))

Noel: ((Not the 'arc'))

Smol Asriel: ((Ye

Smol Asriel: ((A test run of my arc's system actually

: High Priest Laharl [Noel] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: REBORN[sup]TM[/sup]:Alright.

: REBORN[sup]TM[/sup]:What do you mean test run.

: REBORN[sup]TM[/sup]:It's up to everyone.

Smol Asriel: ((Imma test out the overworld system

: Corsiva [Corsiva] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Smol Asriel: ((If u guys want to

Fellby: ((i'm down

: ((Yes))

MettatonSEX: ((ok

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].

MettatonSEX: ((are there fights in the test or no

Smol Asriel: ((K, I'll draw maps

Titania: ((Since I need SOME kind of character in here))

Smol Asriel: ((Probably not

MettatonSEX: ((k

Smol Asriel: ((But puzzles

Titania: ((I won't be using any of my characters for the arc itself, just Mi and Yu))

Titania: ((Heh))

Titania: ((I love that name))

Titania: ((So many puns))

Titania: Titania enters the bar.

Smol Asriel: ((Every weebshit name I try to make gets fucked some way

Titania: She gets a coffee, and goes to the couch.

MettatonSEX: ((onna

Smol Asriel: ((Or as it turns out they're a word for something else

Smol Asriel: ((I just made her dad named ren and we're all good

Titania: ((Yeah, you're Onna role.))

MettatonSEX: ((it's pronounced oh-nah but ok ill give you that

Smol Asriel: ((I pronounced it on a

MettatonSEX: ((it's oh-nah bc the syllables: お(o, pronounced "oh") ん(n) な(nah)

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: ((I'll set up the maps and stuff

Smol Asriel: ((Prepare to feel the rust

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Fellby: wanders into the bar, looking for someone.

MettatonSEX: ...Hi.

Alice: "Hi."

Fellby: Ah. You.

Fellby: Before you ask, none of the Gasters I saw today were yours.

MettatonSEX: Yes?

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Fellby: Sorry.

Fellby: pops a clove cigarette in his mouth.

MettatonSEX: Then what is it?

Fellby: I just... wanted to check in.

MettatonSEX: Ah.

MettatonSEX: Well, we've found information.

Fellby: Give you a status update, you know?

Fellby: Oh?

MettatonSEX: Alright.

MettatonSEX: [A text of all the info bc im not typing it out]

Fellby: seems to freeze up at the mention of Von Pyre.

MettatonSEX: ...Uh.

Fellby: I've met the guy.

Alice: * She's relaxing.

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Fellby: I don't want to see him again.

MettatonSEX: Oh.

MettatonSEX: Well shit.

Titania: (Lol gym's done))

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] is now High Priest Laharl [REBORN].

REBORN: You're gonna fucking hate it))

MettatonSEX: ((i need to teambuild

MettatonSEX: ((not rn but soon

MettatonSEX: I feel you there.

Fellby: sighs. "Yeah. I'm lucky I got out."

MettatonSEX: ....Oh.

REBORN: ((HEHEHEHE))

MettatonSEX: Oh fuck.

REBORN: ((I'M SO FUCKING EBIL))

REBORN: ((THIS GYM IS GOING TO MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL ME))

Fellby: nods.

MettatonSEX: pats Fellby on the shoulder.

Fellby: looks at his cigarette. "I have a feeling I'm going to need a lot of these."

MettatonSEX: Sorry.

REBORN: ((Who want's))

REBORN: ((a preview))

Fellby: It's fine, it's not like it hurts me

MettatonSEX: ((im in plot rn

MettatonSEX: Ah.

Fellby: It just... burns up inside me.

Smol Asriel: ((Almost done with the first bit of map, and the puzzle

Fellby: ((this isn't too plottish, you can leave at any time

MettatonSEX: ...I understand.

MettatonSEX: ((im also gonna teambuild soon so

REBORN: ((*Cackling in distance*))

Smol Asriel: ((This is a much different puzzle than what's gonna be in the game/arc, but eh

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Alice: ((Fellby: burn me up inside

Alice: ((Fellby: burn me up inside

Alice: ((Fellby: killll meee

Alice: ((Fellby: get rid of my name and kill me in the dark

Smol Asriel: ((Oh god this map is big

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REBORN: ((Slar))

REBORN: ((Get on Showdown))

REBORN: ((So I cna show you))

REBORN: ((This hell))

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MettatonSEX: ((i finished building my team

REBORN: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE))

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna be a real dick to one of you

MettatonSEX: I'm here for you.

REBORN: ((What do you mean, SLar))

Fellby: Thanks.

MettatonSEX: Of course.

Smol Asriel: ((WhY DID I NOT USE ABBREVIATIONS

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Smol Asriel: ((I TYPED OUT SOUTH NORTH EAST WEST LIKE A MILLION TIMES

MettatonSEX: ((never eat soggy waffles

: Frisky Whiskington [Alice] disconnected.

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] joined chat.

DamnDude: (( [s]But they're the best like that[/s] ))

Fellby: sighs. "Well, this is life for you. Shit after shit after shit."

Hellaton: Yyyyep.

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Smol Asriel: ((That's better

Smol Asriel: ((Now who wants to go to hell

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: is inside his pillow fort

Fellby: ((I guess i can go

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

MettatonSEX: ((sure why not

MettatonSEX: ...I need to relax for a bit.

MettatonSEX: slumps over on the couch.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Smol Asriel: ((Unless people had other stuff planned

Fellby: nods. "That's fine."

Smol Asriel: ((I don't wanna be bad

Fellby: ((I'm done with plot for the day.

Hellaton: Aalriright.

Hellaton: ((i am not a plot person

Hellaton: ((in terms of making plot

Fellby: ((since tomorrow's when frisk comes back i won't be doing plot at all

Smol Asriel: ((Anyone else

Smol Asriel: ((I hope this puzzle isn't too shitty

: Frisky Whiskington [Alice] joined chat.

: High Priest Laharl [REBORN] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].

Titania: Titania sips her coffee

Alice: ((oh ok

Smol Asriel: ((Frisky you wanna go to hell

Alice: ((sure

Smol Asriel: ((K

DamnDude: (( I'm dead on the inside. ))

Smol Asriel: ((GET OUT YOUR PEN AND PAPER

Smol Asriel: ((ITS TEXT ADVENTURE TIME

Hellaton: ((hold on

Smol Asriel: the fort flashes a bright red

DamnDude: (( They fucking made a MGS pachinko machine. ))

Hellaton: !

Smol Asriel: ((PULL THE LEVER

Alice: ".. What the."

Smol Asriel: ((If you wanna draw maps you can

Hellaton: ((WRONG LEVER

DamnDude: (( And it's based off of MGS3 ))

Smol Asriel: ((But the interior will change

Fellby: looks at the fort.

Hellaton: does too

Smol Asriel: is gone

Alice: * She does, too.

DamnDude: (( Meaning I will NEVER hear the end of it. ))

Hellaton: ((do we need to draw a map

Alice: * She gets up and walks over to the fort.

Smol Asriel: ((It may help

Hellaton: follows

Smol Asriel: has entered start 1

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Test [].

Fellby: inspects the fort.

Titania: Titania stands up. "...Are we seriously about tos tep in there?'

Hellaton: ((how many tiles

: Does anyone enter the fort?

: 8x8

: but entrances and exits will change every so often

Fellby: enters the fort.

Hellaton: shrugs. He decides to enter

Alice: ((i'm not drawing it

Titania: "Fuck it." She steps in. "Time to shove a sword into wherever this is coming from."

Alice: * She enters, due to curiosity.

: Bright flashes of red for all of you

Loni Leyline: ((hey DD

Hellaton: Ggh...

DamnDude: (( hey yazan ))

Titania: She tries to stab the bright flashes.

Alice: "Ugh.."

Fellby: covers his eyes.

Alice: "I'm glad I don't get seizures."

: Smol is in a dim, rusty boiler room. The lights are off, everyone else is in similar rooms, you're all separated

Hellaton: shields his eyes

Hellaton: ...

: Alone in the dark

Fellby: ... Hello?

Alice: "..."

Hellaton: Hello?

Fellby: is made of fire.

: Let me read your exits

Alice: "'Ello?"

Titania: She stabs her sword into the floor.

: Smol can only go north, which he does, to find a dead end

Titania: "IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME, SAY 'SIXTEEN JUNK.'

Loni Leyline: ((when I was in Japan I saw a lot of pachinko machines based off video games, evern resident evil

: Titania can go south

Titania: Can the others hear her?

DamnDude: (( That's not the main issue ))

: Alice can go east

Loni Leyline: ((what is

DamnDude: (( It's that Konami is doing basically only pachinko machines ))

: Alice probably can

DamnDude: (( Which is bull shit ))

: Hella can go west

Hellaton: what tiles are we on i did an abcdefgh/12345678 thing

: Fellby can go east

Titania: Alice can probably hear her? Ok.

Loni Leyline: ((oh yeah

Titania: "CAN ANY OF YOU HEAR ME, SAY 'SIXTEEN JUNK'"

Fellby: heads east.

Hellaton: heads west

Titania: Titania heads south.

Alice: * She heads east.

Alice: "..SIXTEEN JUNK?"

: Smol is on B5, Titania was E1, Hella was on h8, Fellby was on d6, Alice was on g1

Titania: "ALRIGHT, SO ONE OF YOU CAN HEAR ME."

: Smol is now trapped between b4 and b5

Titania: "THAT MEANS WE AREN'T COMPLETELY SEPERATED, WE CAN PROBABLY REACH EACHTOHER."

: Titania can go E and N, Alice WS, Hella NE, Fellby, WS, and Smol is just gonna stay put

Titania: "OKAY, WHICH DIRECTION DO YOU HEAR MY VOICE COMING FROM?

Fellby: heads south.

Titania: Well Slar?

Titania: Which direction can Alice hear Titania from.

Hellaton: goes north

Alice: "UHH.. EAST?"

: Faintly from the east

: Loni Leyline's connection timed out.

Titania: "ALRIGHT, DON'T MVOE, I'M COMING TO YOU." Titania heads East, to Alice.

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] joined chat.

: Northeast, actually

Titania: Well than she heads that way.

Titania: That means Alice is likely one space apart from Titania, with a gap between them.

Titania: So east and then North.

: Titania can go WEN, Hella WS, Fellby NW, Alice WS

Titania: North.

Titania: "STAY WHERE YOU ARE."

Alice: "ALRIGHT."

: Actually, you're farther away than that

Alice: "YOU SOUND CLOSER."

: Titania hits a dead end

Fellby: clears his throat. "Hello?"

Titania: "...OKAY."

Titania: "THERES WALLS BETWEEN US, I THINK."

Fellby: CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

: Fellby and Hella can now hear eachother

Titania: "OR I HAVE COMPLETELY LOST MY SENSE OF DIRECTION."

Hellaton: Helllllo?!

Fellby: ((so i was right, they are close

Fellby: HELLA?

: Now they are

: They moved

Alice: "IF I'M CORRECT, I DON'T THINK I CAN GO NORTH OR SOUTH."

Titania: "YOU CAN KEEP MOVING, THERES NO USE SHOUTING AT EACHOTHER OVER A DEAD END."

: Fellby heard him from the east, Hella hears him from the west

Alice: "TRUE."

Hellaton: FFFFELLBY, IIT'S ME.

Alice: * She keeps on going east.

Alice: ((Hellaton: DDDDDIO.

Fellby: LISTEN, I CAN'T HEAD THE WAY YOUR VOICE IS COMING FROM.

: Alice goes east, I assume Titania goes back to the WEN square

Hellaton: SHSHIT.

Titania: Yep.

DamnDude: (( DD: "I have been summoned?"

Titania: Titania grunts, and loudly pulls out her sword.

Fellby: ((i lost track of alice and titania lmao

Hellaton: II'M GOIGOING NORTH. OKAY?

Titania: She scratches it against the floor, hoping to kick up sparks.

Hellaton: ((same

Alice: ((i didn't make a map

Titania: Can anyone see sparks?

: Actually he can

Alice: ((i'm doing this in my head

Fellby: OKAY

: Fellby can, I fucked up the map

: A door literally appears in front of him

DamnDude: (( "clap" ))

: Nope, no sparks

Hellaton: wait i meant west

Fellby: WAIT THERE'S A DOOR

Hellaton: III MEANT WEWEST

: Loni Leyline's connection timed out.

Titania: "...THE FLOOR IS NOT ANY MATERIAL THAT CAN CREATE SPARKS."

Fellby: heads through the door, to the east.

Hellaton: THERE IIS NOTHTHING NORTH.

Titania: She taps her foot down, what sound does it make?

Titania: Metal?

Alice: "OKAY."

: Human bone

Titania: "...YEAH. UHH."

Hellaton: went west

Titania: "DON'T LOOK DOWN IF YOU HAVE A BAD STOMACHE."

: Alice can't head east anymore

Titania: "I'M PRETTY SURE WHAT WE'RE STANDING ON IS SOME KIND OF BONE."

Alice: * She looks down.

: She's on h 2

: And can go SN

Titania: Titania heads East.

Alice: "THIS IS BIOLOGY CLASS ALL OVER AGAIN."

: Another dead end

Alice: * She goes north.

Titania: "ANOTHER DEAD END, FUCK."

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] joined chat.

: Oh wait no

Titania: She goes back to WEN, and heads west.

Titania: Oh fuck you

: Looks like I KEEP FUCKING THIS UP

: She can go south

Titania: She goes south.

Titania: "MARCO!"

: Fellby and Hella are in the same room now

: Please don't split up

DamnDude: (( "FISH OUT OF WATER: ))

Alice: "WHO THE HELL IS MARCO?"

Fellby: Oooh, thank god.

Hellaton: Felllby!

Titania: "IT'S MARCO POLO"

Titania: "Y'KNOW"

Titania: "THE GAME"

: Alice gets further away

: She can go SW

Alice: "GOT IT."

Titania: "ALRIGHT, I THINK I'VE FIGURED IT OUT"

Alice: * She goes south.

Titania: "YOU MIGHT BE MOVING AWAY FROM ME."

: She can go NS

Hellaton: grins and holds Fellby tight.

Titania: Titania heads North.

Titania: NO WAIT

Alice: "I'M GOING BACK DOWN.

Titania: She heads South.

Alice: "*

Fellby: hugs Hellaton.

Titania: "IT'S A MAZE"

Titania: "SOME KIND OF ANNOYING AS HELL MAZE MADE OF HUMAN."

Alice: "AH!"

: Titania can go NWE

Alice: "THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE."

Titania: East.

Hellaton: Ii cacan't believe it! I thththought ththis would be hhhell to fifind someone!

Titania: "TRY TO KEEP GOING EAST, IF WE BOTH GET ON THE SAME WALL WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT FROM THERE"

Alice: "AM I GOING CLOSER?"

Fellby: Yeah. Lucky for me it was easier then I thought.

: Titania can go NW, Alice sounds north

Hellaton: Yyes, oh my gggod...

Titania: "YEAH, YOU'RE CLOSER."

Titania: She heads North.

Alice: "GOOD.*

: They meet up!

Alice: "*

Alice: "Finally!"

Titania: "Damn, finally."

Alice: "Exactly."

Titania: "Don't suppose you've got any matches?"

Hellaton: actually lets go.

: Titanice can go SN, Hellby can go SWE

Fellby: ... Now what.

Alice: "I may be a scientist, but I really don't have any on me. I have a gun, though!"

DamnDude: (( tit a nice ))

Alice: "That could make some sparks!"

Hellaton: ((hellby sounds like a kickass fusion that will like,y never happen

Titania: "...Fuck it, i'll make us some light." She starts loudly scraping her sword and shield together.

Titania: "Shoot your gun a few times, try to make a loud flash for us to meet up at."

Fellby: ((idk, if there's no other options...

: The walls have eyes

Hellaton: ...Sso. Uh. Whwhich way.

Fellby: ... I dunno.

Titania: "Don't look at the wall, it's biology class."

Titania: ((Titanice sounds like an ice cream falvor))

Alice: "I can handle biology class, I'm a damn scientist."

Titania: "You sound like Amaria."

Hellaton: ((tit a nice or TITAN ICE

Fellby: These fucking walls are giving me the creeps.

Alice: "Probably."

Alice: "So, do I shoot the gun now?"

Titania: "We can either keep moving, or sit and wait for them to find us."

Hellaton: Iii'm used toto it.

Fellby: ((eren jeager opens an ice cream stand

Titania: "Shoot it into the air."

Hellaton: I look iiiiiiin the miror.

Titania: "They'lle see it if theres any room inbetween the walls and the ceiling."

Alice: * She pulls out her pistol and shoots it in the air.

Hellaton: *mmmirrrror.

Fellby: ... Hella, please.

Titania: Can Hellby hear or see the gun?

: I said your ways

Fellby: -Do they hear the pistol?-

: No

Hellaton: ...

: Oh, hear it?

Fellby: -dang-

: Faintly

: Loni Leyline's connection timed out.

: Very faintly

Fellby: ... Did you hear that?

Hellaton: .......I ththink?

Alice: ".. I don't know if they heard it."

Alice: * She fires a few more times.

Titania: "...Alright, so, from my mental map."

Fellby: ((alright, if they head to the east they might find smol

Titania: "We can't go my direction, cause everything back there is a dead end."

: Smol is to the west

Fellby: ((oh derp

: You can't hear him, but he's upset

Fellby: ((i was holding my freaking map upsidedown

Alice: "So the only option is to go north, right?"

Hellaton: ((east? i thought you said weast

: You're pretty far away

Titania: "Yeah."

Alice: * She puts her pistol away.

: ALICE JUST CAME FROM NORTH

Alice: "That's where we go, then."

Fellby: Uh... Let's head to the east.

Titania: WE KNOW

Titania: TITANIA CAME FORM THE SOUTH.

Hellaton: ...Okayyy.

Titania: THE SOUTH IS ENTIRELY FUCKING DEAD ENDS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAP.

Hellaton: ((titania: yee haw

Hellaton: They go east.

Fellby: I mean west!

Fellby: ((GOD I'M STUPID

Titania: "Should we sit and wait?"

Hellaton: GGOD

: They go west

Titania: "If we both keep moving, we're much less likely to run into them..."

: Hella accidentally steps on something...

Titania: "Up to you."

Hellaton: backs the fuck up

: The structure rocks

: A new path has opened

Fellby: grabs onto Hella.

Hellaton: ...

Alice: "We should move. They probably can't find us."

Fellby: -for who-

Hellaton: grabs Fellby.

: It sounded close to titania

Titania: "...Yeah, they're too far away if they could-WHAT THE FUCK"

Titania: She starts making sparks again with her sword and shield, are they visible?

: Not to hellby

Hellaton: im on e7

: Hellby goes east

Fellby: ((slarv, what square are titan ice on

Hellaton: no we went west

Titania: "...Lets try to go West, any oppurtunity we can."

Alice: "Yes."

: Titanice is h2

Titania: "If they head East, which from my shitty mental map they have to be going."

: Hella just came from the west

Fellby: ((thanks

Titania: "We'll meet up."

Alice: "Exactly."

: Oh wait no

: I'm dumb

Hellaton: came from east u butthole

: Yeah, you go west

Hellaton: ...

Titania: "So lets go North, and then try to go west."

: They can go NWE

Titania: Titanice goes North.

Alice: "This place gives me the creeps."

Fellby: Uh... North or west?

: They go to h1, SW

Alice: "Well, not really."

: Fellby came from west

Alice: "It's just plain weird."

Titania: "Eh, you get used to shit like this after a few years of fighting."

Titania: "Lets go West."

: Hellby is on e7 btw

Alice: "Yeah."

: Dead end for titanice

Hellaton: ....Wewell,uh... mamaybe sosouth?

Titania: "...Fuck."

Alice: ".. Dangit."

: This is where Alice came from

Titania: "Guess we gotta head back my way."

DamnDude: (( titan ice ))

Alice: "Should we try to go east?"

Alice: "Yeah."

Fellby: We can't go south. Fuck it, let's try west.

Titania: They ehad back to H2, and then go South.

Hellaton: Aalriright

: You haven't gone north

: Hint hint

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: ((yes he has

Titania: WE JUST FUCKING WENT NORTH

: I was talking to hellby

Hellaton: ((fellby began on d6

Fellby: ((he went down that path when he was looking for hella

: They go south to h3

: NW

Titania: "West."

Alice: "Right."

Titania: The Rogue Titanice heads west.

Fellby: -Whatever, he goes fucking north.-

Hellaton: ..Wwest?

: Oh yeaaah

Titania: "No, I said west, not right?"

Fellby: -SLARV PLEASE-

Hellaton: dont go north

: Fuck I am awful at this

Alice: "Well, we can't go back."

Hellaton: ((why did you do this

Alice: "We have to go west."

Fellby: -WE GO TO THE FUCKING WEST AND THAT'S FINAL-

Hellaton: ((to urself

Titania: "Fuck it, west."

: Titanice goes west

: Aaaand they step on another something

Titania: ((I'm having a depressing amount of fun with this))

Alice: ".. Uh."

Hellaton: ...CAN AAANYONE HEHEAR US?!

Titania: She tries to stab the [i]something[/i]

Hellaton: its spongebob

Alice: ((this is fun when slarv isn't messing shit up on your team

Alice: * chime's arc just ended

Gaster: -Lol fuck u-

Alice: * spongebob died

: Another big rumble

Fellby: ,,,,

: Everyone feels something close to them move this time

Alice: "It's like that rumble from earlier."

: Even smol

Fellby: grabs onto Hellaton.

Titania: "KILL IT!" She tries to stba the moving object.

Hellaton: holds Fellby.

Titania: ((In another lifetime, far away, in the past))

Alice: * She pulls out her pistol just in case.

Titania: ((Runner punches a crow on reflex))

Alice: ((we never did that runner plot thing

: New paths have opened

Fellby: ((if hella were okay with sex i'd have fellby joke about fucking to piss it off

Hellaton: ((oh my

Hellaton: ((youd piss both off

Titania: ((Yeah, because you all just went 'fuckit' and completely forgot Runner))

: Titanice can go NSWE

: Hellby can go WES

Titania: "...We came from the West, right?"

Alice: "Huh, a four-way."

Alice: "We went west."

: Titania has been north already

Hellaton: (("yyoyou know what? ststay here. get rekt. iiii dont gigive a damn."

Fellby: ... Huh, we can go to the south now.

Hellaton: ...

Alice: "East is going back."

Titania: "I know i've already been North."

Titania: "Alright, so we can go south and west."

Hellaton: Welll we go ththere or west.

Titania: "...Split up, or go one at a time?

Fellby: Yeah, let's go to the west.

Hellaton: they head weast

: Hellby goes west, to a hallway with WE

: The doors are rusted shut

Hellaton: ...

Titania: Punch them open

Alice: "Hm.."

Titania: PUNCH THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN HELLATON YOU FAT BASTARD

Titania: UNLEASH THE RUST

Fellby: ... We kick it down.

Titania: "...Lets NOT split up."

Alice: * DON'T INSULT THE SELF-CONSCIOUS CINNAMON ROLL

Alice: "Yeah."

Titania: "I don't feel like becoming part of the floor."

: The doors on the hallway are

Alice: "It makes more logical sense."

Titania: "West or South?"

: You can still go down the hallway

: To the west

Fellby: -ooooh-

Hellaton: runs at the north door and attempts to tackle it.

Alice: "Use your shitty mental map, where should we go?"

Titania: I want you

: Gfd I make one flavor text

: And you're tryna break the map

Hellaton: Wwwe should brbreak these down.

Titania: "Fuckit...West."

Titania: "Aren't you the scientist here?"

: Titanice goes west

Fellby: Right behind ya.

Fellby: punches another door.

Alice: "Yes, but I haven't slept all night."

Hellaton: Ththat means less chchance of failure.

: They can go WSE

Titania: "...Okay, it's a bracket."

Alice: "I can still think, but my brain is all frozzle frizzled!"

Titania: "If we went South, we could still have gone west."

Titania: "Meaning that was probably a dead end."

Fellby: tries to bodycheck a door.

Alice: "Right."

: Fellby and Hella go west

Hellaton: is repeatedly slamming his body intothe north door.

Titania: "Lets keep going west."

: The door was flavor text

Fellby: -okay fine-

Hellaton: ok fine

: That'll teach me to add flavor text lol

Alice: * They keep on going west.

: They can now go EN

Hellaton: ...Nnorth.

: Titanice goes West, to a room with SE

Titania: "...South."

Fellby: Yup, we go north.

Alice: "Definitely."

Hellaton: ...

Titania: Titanice goes south.

: Hellby goes north, titanice goes south

Alice: "We could just of been at a corner."

Titania: "True."

Titania: "Lets do this again." She yells "ANYONE OUT THERE?"

Hellaton: Ii'm going to yeyell if anyonnne can hear us.

: Titanice wander into the mess hall...

Alice: "HELLO?"

Titania: "IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, SAY 'BLUE MOON ICECREAM.'

: Hellby can hear a smol child crying faintly ahead

: To the north

Fellby: ... Hey, you hear that?

Hellaton: !

Alice: "IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, SAY 'TITANICE ICE CREAM'."

Alice: "..."

Hellaton: Yeahhh.

Titania: "...Did you just make an icecream out of our named?"

: The mess hall is filled with plates of human flesh

Alice: "Yes and no."

Titania: She gestures to the plates.

Titania: "Want a bite?"

Alice: "Also, fucking hell."

Titania: She smirks.

Hellaton: ISISIS SOMEONE THHHHERE?

Alice: "No."

Alice: "I would rather eat vomit cake than that."

: Anyway, titanice can go NW, Hellby can go EWS

Fellby: KID, WE''RE HERE!

: "H-HELLATON"

Titania: "West again?"

Alice: * She pushes the plates off the tables.

: Scampering is heard in the wall

Alice: "Sure."

Titania: "Unless you'd rather catch a quick bite."

Fellby: LISTEN KID, THERE'S A WALL BETWEEN US.

: He bangs on the wall

Alice: "Hell no."

Titania: "100% made in china."

: "I-I'M STUCK"

Hellaton: !

: "THERE'S NO DOORS"

Hellaton: Ohhhh shshit...

Alice: "I'm not a communist, let's move on."

Fellby: Don't worry, we're going to try to find a way out, okay?

Hellaton: .....

Titania: Titanice head West.

: Titanice goes west

: "Ok.."

Hellaton: Weee'll hehelp you...

Hellaton: We prpromise.

Titania: "Got any more bullets?"

Titania: "Don't use them all, just tell me."

: NSE for titanice

Alice: "Yeah, of course."

Alice: "I have six more."

Titania: "Shoot one into the air. Don't use all of them though, we want to be able to shoot the hell out of whatever is making Lasagna."

Hellaton: Iii'm goigoing west to see if we can't fffind a way to hehelp... There mmmight be a nonorth dooror somseomething.

Alice: "Satan Lasagna, mmmm.."

Fellby: Yeah, I'll go with you.

: A shadowy figure runs across the doorway

Alice: * She fires a bullet in the air.

Titania: "I can hear my inner garfield already."

: Hellby hears a gunshot to the northeast

Hellaton: !

Titania: "Lets head south."

: "What was that.."

Alice: "HELLO?"

Fellby: Hey, did you hear that?

: Titanice goes south

Fellby: WE'RE HERE!

Hellaton: Iii dodon't know...

Titania: "IF YOU CAN HEAR US, SAY 'BLUE MOON ICE CREAM'"

: They can, faintly

Titania: "IF YOUR DEAD, GIVE WHATEVER IS EATING YOU INDIGESTION"

Fellby: BLUE MOON ICE CREAM

: Titanice goes NEW

Hellaton: ...BBBBBBLUE MOON ICE CRCREAM?

Alice: "WE'RE ALIVE!"

Hellaton: heads back East to the e5

Titania: "Lets go West again."

Titania: "I can hear them to the southwest."

Alice: "Yeah, let's go that way."

Fellby: TRUST ME, WHATEVER EATS ME GETS HEARTBURN

Hellaton: .....

Titania: They head West.

Alice: "OF COURSE, AND THEY'LL GET LUNG CANCER."

: Actually it's the c6

Hellaton: Nno comcomment.

Fellby: -fuck you slarv-

: Titanice can go NSE, Hellby can go WN

Fellby: Let's head north.

Alice: (("AND THEY'LL GET LUNG CANCER." -Alice, 2026))

: They meet up!

Hellaton: go north

Titania: "What's up, hot stuff?"

Fellby: -yay-

Alice: "Oh my god, I'm so happy to see you two."

Hellaton: Oh mmmmy godgod.

Fellby: I'm trapped in a fucking maze, what about you?

Titania: "We got to see the cafeteria."

Alice: "Chinese human meat."

Alice: "It was disgusting."

Titania: "They've got some nice Human Lasagna cooking."

Titania: "A rare delicacy."

Hellaton: ........

Alice: "What happened on your ends?"

Fellby: We found a rusty door.

Titania: Where can Titanbyton go?

Fellby: Oh, and the kid's here somewhere.

: NSE

Hellaton: Wewewe found ththe child.

Alice: "Cool."

Titania: Titanbytonice.

Alice: "Now we just need to find them."

Hellaton: Hellbytitanice

Fellby: Where do you guys wanna go?

Alice: "No idea."

Titania: "...We came from the north, and you guys come from the south."

Titania: "So that leaves East."

Fellby: Okay.

Titania: "Fire-boy, I want you on full blaze."

Fellby: Will do.

Titania: "We are not getting sneak-attacked in this darkness."

Alice: "Kick up the nitro."

Hellaton: ...Mmmaybe we hahave to get someththing to freeee him....

: Someone licks the back of Titania's neck

Fellby: takes a flask from his pocket and chugs it, burning brighter.

Alice: "Good idea, Hellaton!"

Titania: Titania does not move.

: But nobody's theeeeeeereeeeee

Titania: She just holds up a single hand.

Titania: "Nobody fucking move."

Alice: * She stops.

Fellby: ... What the fuck.

Alice: "What happened?"

Titania: "Either one of you fuckers are kinky as all hell."

Hellaton: freezes

Titania: "Or theres something else here."

Titania: "Cause I just got licked."

Alice: "I'm not a lesbian."

Hellaton: ....He iis but he didnn't.

Alice: "Just saying."

Titania: Was the tounge hot or cold.

: Cold

Fellby: Trust me, you'd know if I licked you.

Titania: "Something cold-blooded, probably."

Hellaton: ............

Titania: "So, fireboy, I want you on flamethrower duty."

Fellby: ... Huh, okay.

Titania: "Probably some kind of reptile."

Fellby: drinks more from the flask.

Titania: ((Oh shit its 682))

Alice: "There has been weird creatures coming from that fort."

: Where do you do?

Alice: "Maybe that has to do with it."

Titania: "Have we gone south?"

Titania: "I know we've been North."

Fellby: We came from the south, right?

: Um

: Yeah, Hellby came from south

Hellaton: ...

: You haven't been north

Titania: "Well, we came indirectly around the north."

Titania: "Meanign east, or we can check a room that's probably a dead end?"

Alice: "Possibly."

Fellby: Let's head east.

Hellaton: Yyeah.

Alice: "East seems to be good."

Titania: "Alright, East."

Hellaton: goeast

Fellby: ((although if we head east we head away from smol

: Titania came from east but ok

Alice: ((this is fun slarv doesn't fuck up

Alice: ((if*

Titania: "...WAIT SHIT."

Titania: "I REMEMBER THIS PLACE."

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: ((I THOUGHT THEY CAME FROM THE NORTH

Titania: "North."

: No

Titania: "Lets go North."

Hellaton: Wwe gogo back.

Alice: "Well, okay."

Fellby: Alright, let's go back and head to the north.

Alice: "Yeah."

: They go north

Titania: She nods.

Fellby: Fucking mazes.

Alice: "I know, right?"

: It's a huge hallway

Hellaton: they go bacjk then north

Titania: ((Titania has basically become the ragtag leader))

Alphys: (is this osumastu-san https://i.imgsafe.org/0fedc5f7a7.png )

Titania: ((Which, really, usually happens to groups with her in them))

Alice: "I've always liked crossword puzzles better."

: Meat hooks with various gote cutlets hang from the ceiling

Fellby: ... Ooooh, boy.

Titania: "Scientist, behind me and Hellaton."

: Including hands, feet, everything

Fellby: KID, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Hellaton: ...Dddear lord we hahave to save him.

Titania: "Fireboy, I want you covering the rear, if something comes behind us, change its will to cremation."

: You hear a smol gote scream from very far away

Fellby: ... Shit.

Titania: "Scientist, shoot anything that isn't a goat."

Alice: "Oh my fuck."

Alice: "Right."

Hellaton: ....

Hellaton: Or us.

Fellby: heads to the back.

Alice: * She loads the pistol with the rest of her bullets.

Alice: "Exactly."

Titania: Titania pulls out her sword. "On three we charge."

Titania: "One"

: Someone in the middle of the group says "Remember to check above"

Fellby: ...

Titania: "..."

Fellby: Who the fuck.

Titania: "Nobody"

Titania: "Look"

Hellaton: !

Fellby: peers upwards.

Alice: * She looks up, aiming the gun.

Titania: "Up."

: Didn't sound like anyone you know

Titania: "FUCK."

Fellby: ((WELP

Hellaton: looks up.

Titania: She points her sword up into the air.

: You see the ceiling

Titania: "THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING SPIDER"

Hellaton: is ready to fight

Titania: "IF IT'S A SPIDER. I SWEAR TO-"

Titania: "...wOW."

: And a giant spider on said ceiling

Titania: "We just got gamed."

Fellby: SHIT.

Titania: She throws her sword at the spider.

: Like, 9 foot radius

Alice: * She fires a bullet at the spider's head.

Titania: She

Titania: Throws

Titania: Her

Titania: Sword

Titania: At

Titania: The

Titania: Spider

: It falls down, twitching

Hellaton: He fucking punches the spider

Fellby: shoots a fireball at the spider.

Titania: She catches her sword, and stabs it more.

: Spider is ded

Alice: * She stomps the spider.

Titania: "Fireboy."

Alice: "Now let's eat it raw."

Titania: "Cremation."

Fellby: -rip muffet's cousin-

Fellby: Got it.

Alice: "Or that."

Fellby: burns the spider.

Hellaton: ...

: Rip spider

: Anyway, you can go NS

Alice: * She kicks the dust away.

Titania: "No spider babies allowed."

: Hah, it wasn't a monster

Alice: "Also, my name is Alice."

Hellaton: Muffet's gogoing to be piiissed.

Titania: It's dust now.

: Oh yeah

Titania: Because it's ash.

: Rip

Titania: And he sure as hell ain't going to be catching them all.

Fellby: I'm not going to tell her.

Hellaton: ((FUCK

Hellaton: Good.

Fellby: Let's head north, then.

Alice: "I'd prefer to be called Alice than just 'scientist'."

Titania: "North."

Hellaton: they go North.

Alice: "Anyways, yeah, north."

Titania: "Well if I call you by your name, and then you die."

: Another NS hallway, the cutlets are getting fresher

Titania: "Well thats just gonna fucking suck."

Hellaton: ......

Alice: "I won't die."

Fellby: This is getting worrying...

Alice: "Trust me."

Titania: "I call Hellaton by his name because he's the least likely to die here."

Hellaton: You mmmean it wasn't befofoore.

Hellaton: ......Wwwow, ththanks.

Fellby: ... Kid?

Alice: "If this was a storybook, we're all immune to the plot."

Titania: "North, again."

Alice: "Think of it like that."

: No word from smol

Fellby: starts to head north.

: You go north

: More meat, this time some robot parts thrown in

: You can go SW

Alice: "Robot parts."

Fellby: Oh, lovely.

Titania: "...Mechanical."

Alice: "Now this is just racist."

Titania: "West."

Hellaton: shuts his eyes.

Titania: "Okay guys, this means whatever the fuck this is is capable of dismantling robots."

Titania: "So, Hellaton, you are now officially Hellrider."

Fellby: ((fellby turns to a small coal if he's extinguished just fyi

Hellaton: ......

Alice: "Rude."

Hellaton: Wwow. Thanks.

Fellby: We go west and hope it doesn't have a fire extinguisher.

: B [Stephen] joined chat.

: ((Ey

: You go west

Titania: "Thanks for jincing it, asshole."

Hellaton: Shshould I call yoyou sworded flllesh sack?

Titania: "Well one, i'm not a flesh sack."

Titania: "I'm a woman."

Stephen: ((you should come join me and make some Dadchats with me))

Titania: "So Sword Woman would work."

Hellaton: ((hellaton has no chill

: A smol child's weak breathing can be heard below

Hellaton: ....

: To the south, that is

Alice: "Alright, S.W."

Fellby: KID?

: You can go NSE

Titania: Who wants to check the other areas before we get sneak attacked?"

Fellby: Not it.

Hellaton: Alrrright, fleshhhy swordswowoman, you can go.

Alice: "Not it."

Titania: "Alright."

Hellaton: Not iiit.

: If I decide to have a fight, its gonna be an rp fight not a stat

Titania: Titania heads North.

: Titania finds a dead end

Titania: She looks up.

: And an egg sack

Titania: "...Mhhm."

Titania: "I see."

Titania: "Interesting."

Titania: "What a wonderful find."

Titania: "Now."

: 455 isn't even about spiders I just added spiders

Alice: * titania fucking smashes the eggs

Titania: She releases heatran.

Titania: "Burn it all."

Hellaton: ((its codename is ASS

Titania: Heatran lava plumes the shit out of the general vicinity of all egg sacks.

Fellby: ((Holy shit you're right

: Burning spiders crawl around before dying

: ((Oh my fuck

Titania: "Sorry shelly."

Titania: "ALL CLEAR, JUST SOME FUCKING SPIDERS!"

Fellby: Okay, good.

: Titania probably heads back down

Alice: "Okay."

Hellaton: ....Okayyy good.

Titania: She regroups.

: B's connection timed out.

Fellby: Do we head south now?

Hellaton: Yes.

Hellaton: Yyeah.

: You go south, smol's breathing is closer now, to the west

Titania: "Duh, unless you want Lasagna."

Titania: What other directions are there.

: Scuttling is heard

: NW

Hellaton: ...

Titania: "FIREBOY LIGHT IT UP."

Fellby: burns bright.

: "...help.. help.."

Titania: Whats the scuttling.

: Nothing

Alice: * Fellby burns bright like a diamond.

: It was too fast

Titania: "...Fuck, this place is creepy as hell."

Alice: "Let's go west."

Titania: "West, I want fireboy leaving a nice trail of burning hot floor as we go."

Titania: "Nothing is following us."

Fellby: Tell me about it. I want to get the fuck out.

Hellaton: goes West.

: Someone behind you "I don't know about that"

Titania: She stops.

Titania: "Listen bub."

Fellby: whirls around. "WHO"

Hellaton: stops

Alice: "Fuck off."

Titania: "Can't you be polite."

: Noooobody theeere

: B [Stephen] joined chat.

Titania: "And say something to my face."

Titania: "Fireboy, forget lighting up the floor."

Alice: "Let's just keep on going."

Titania: "I want this entire hallway a molten fucking metal pool."

: The wall twists shut behind you

Alice: "Oh well."

Fellby: GOD FUCKING SHIT

Titania: "...Whatever, I can burn through it with Heatran."

Titania: "Lets keep going."

: Smol is hanging from his leg on a meat hook

Alice: "Holy.."

Hellaton: unhooks the leg

: "..h-help.."

: Smol is unhooked

Alice: "Alright, we got the kid."

Titania: "Scientist, hold the goat."

Hellaton: holds him

: Bloody, probably infected, but he'll live

Alice: "Let Hellaton hold him."

Alice: "I have the gun.x

Hellaton: Bbandages.

Titania: "Hellaton is one of our best fighters."

Alice: "*

: "s-spiders.."

Hellaton: Does anyonnne hahave bandages and disinfefectant.

Fellby: takes off his tie and hands it to Hellaton. "Use this."

Titania: "You'll live kid, I've got a first aid kit back at the bar."

Hellaton: ties the tie around the wound.

Alice: "Alright, he should be good."

Titania: "All i've got on me right is is some rations."

: Smol is tied up

Titania: What directions can we go in?

: South

Titania: "Waaait."

Hellaton: They go south.

Titania: She looks up.

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: ...

Hellaton: or not

: Nothing but ceiling

Fellby: -Good.-

Titania: "We're checking the ceilings."

Alice: * and?

Titania: "I'm not. Getting. Jump attacked."

Fellby: Let's... let's go.

: You go south

Titania: "South."

: You can now go north

Hellaton: ...

Titania: "...All in favor of just busting a damn hole?"

Titania: She looks up.

Hellaton: Aare you kidding mmme.

: Nope, nothing

: Maybe inspect the rooms

Titania: "I've got a team of steel types, one of them weighs several hundred tons."

Hellaton: inspects the room

Titania: "I can break the walls."

Fellby: burns as bright as he can. His clothes are beginning to look singed.

: Hella finds a mirror

: And a candle

Hellaton: picks it up.

Alice: "A candle."

Hellaton: both of them

Alice: "Heck yeah."

: Where will you go?

Fellby: lights that candle.

Hellaton: show us the galaxy warp

Alice: "Much better."

Titania: "Alright."

Fellby: ... Nowhere left to go... but north, right?

: Ur going north, and inspecting that room u lil shit

Titania: "Now, lets see, the wall blocked us off before."

Hellaton: ok

: B's connection timed out.

Fellby: -k-

: It's a dead end, but there's a table

Titania: "So...we go north, inspect the area, and then we bust the fuck out of her if we don't find me."

Titania: "Much*

Fellby: looks at the table.

Titania: "...A table."

: B [Stephen] joined chat.

Alice: * She checks the table.

: It's a circular table

Hellaton: inspects it

Titania: "...Fireboy, wanna do a tabledance for us?" She smirks.

Hellaton: ...

: What can you do with a circle, a candle, and a mirror

Hellaton: ...

Alice: "... Are we performing a satanic ritual."

Titania: Make a nice dining room set?

: And you have one other thing

Titania: "...Goat."

Titania: "Niiiice."

Hellaton: ..

Titania: "NIIIIICE"

Hellaton: Wwow.

Titania: "NOT FUCKING BAD."

: He tucks his head down

Titania: "BUT GUESS WHAT SHITLORD."

Hellaton: I'm nnot oerformiming that.

Fellby: Oh god, are you kidding.

: I meant the copious amounts of blood

Titania: She goes back, and grabs a different goat leg off a hook.

: With which to make a pentagram

: But whatever

Hellaton: ...

: You get a goat leg

Titania: "We're using this goat elg."

Titania: "It's still bloody, it's name is now Ron."

: Smol whimpers

Alice: "Hi, Ron."

Titania: "Ron, will you kindly perform a satan goat ritual for us?"

Hellaton: holds Smazzy close.

Titania: She rubs ron the goat leg into a pentagram.

: You got a pentagram

: B's connection timed out.

DamnDude: (( Welp, I broke Isaac ))

Alice: "Maybe we're in hell right now."

Fellby: ((oopsie

DamnDude: (( as in it crashed on me ))

Hellaton: shrugs

Titania: "I've been to hell, it's a lot ore fun than this."

Alice: "True."

Titania: "The Distorion World is atleast fun to jump around in."

Hellaton: Mmy lilife has been hell, ththis is more fun.

Hellaton: I ststill hate it.

Fellby: Alright, who's ready to summon some... fucking demon or whatever.

: The walls laugh at you

Alice: ".. We're summoning the Grinch."

Hellaton: I mmean I guess we hahave to.

Hellaton: OH SHUT UUP.

Alice: "GO FUCK A LEG, WALLS."

Hellaton: .......

Hellaton: Why.

Titania: "And thus, my heart grew three whole sixes today." She puts a candle in the center of the pentagram.

Hellaton: Jjust. Whhhy.

Alice: * She grabs a goat leg and sticks it into the wall.

: The candle burns bright

: B [Stephen] joined chat.

Alice: * Specifically the eye.

Titania: ((Hi B we're summoning satan))

: The eye is stabbed with a goat leg

Stephen: ((You'll like this one, HIGHLY NSFW http://www.shamchat.com/f8eda2cb/ ))

Fellby: ((kumbiyah, my friends, kumbyiyah...

Titania: ((HAH))

Titania: She puts the mirror in the mirror spot.

Titania: "Listen, I only know how to summon Giratina, one of you fucks could help."

Alice: * She goes back to Titania.

: ((HAH

Alice: ((HAH

Hellaton: Iii don't know hohow to sumon things.

Alice: * She stares at the mirror.

: You look into the mirror...

Fellby: heads to the table. "Look, I don't do satanic rituals, okay?"

Stephen: ((apparently

Stephen: ((It's hip to fuck B

: Everyone, in fact, looks into the mirror

: And you see eyes behind you

Hellaton: ((my gf lost her shit thanks b

Titania: ((-The party teleports into hell-))

Fellby: ((where is the galaxy warp

Alice: "Huh."

: Lots and lots of eyes

Titania: (("Hi! I'm Ted, From accounting!"))

Titania: "Eye see you."

Alice: "We're being watched by demons."

: Smiles

Fellby: ... Uuuh, jeeesus...

Titania: "So."

Hellaton: Ththis is more eyyyes than I havvve.

Titania: "How's hell?"

: Demons: "Pretty nice, can't complain"

Titania: "Got good Wifi?"

: Demons: "Yup"

Alice: "Do you demons have dicks?"

Titania: "Sweet bro, how much does it cost?"

: Demons: "Down to my knees son"

Fellby: You getting a nice look at my ass?

Hellaton: backhands Alice.

Titania: "Just a question, sorry."

Titania: "Which one of you licked my neck earlier?"

Hellaton: No expression.

: Demons: "What you want, blood"

Alice: "Ow."

Hellaton: Dddon't ask about dededemon anatomy.

Alice: "I was going to make a joke."

Titania: "Nah, I just want to know, since Amaria will want to know the name of the person who licked me."

Hellaton: Please do nnnot.

Titania: "And if I don't tell her she'll think i'm cheating."

: Demons: "That was jim"

: One waves

Titania: "Hi Jim."

Hellaton: ((jim

: Demons: "So, what do you want?"

Hellaton: ((jim the demon

Alice: "Okay."

Hellaton: To get outttt of here.

Alice: "We want our freedom."

Titania: "The usual, do you know how to get back to a timeline called GRILLBY'S?"

: Demons: "Mhm.. I see"

: Demons: "Yup"

Titania: "Sweet."

: Demons: "That will require some food, though"

Stephen: ((Can one of you post r/sexybeardeddad to r/wowthissubexists in a day or so?))

Alice: "Oh."

: ((k

Fellby: What kind of food?

Titania: "I've got some MREs."

Fellby: ((fellby: do you eat ass

Hellaton: ...

: Demons: "You've got a nice fresh goat right there"

Titania: "Oh man, you don't want him."

Hellaton: ((mettaton: boy do i love eating ass

: Demons: "Just a bite will do"

Alice: "Why not eat the legs?"

Titania: "He's kinda gooey."

Alice: "Up on the ceiling?"

: Demons: "Oh, jim likes that"

Titania: "Like, amalgy." She's bullshitting, but theres enough amalgamate goats to pass this off.

Hellaton: Ththis is my frfriend, anyway.

Titania: "Like, will choke you from the inside."

: Demons: "Nah, we want a fresh one"

Titania: "...I've got Fern's gogat."

: Jim: "That is my fetish"

Titania: "Do you want that?"

Titania: "It's healthy, made of grass."

Titania: "And meat."

Alice: "Where's Satan?"

: Demons: "Ew, grass"

Hellaton: flips the bird at Jim.

Alice: "I want your manager."

: Demons: "He's busy"

Fellby: Do you eat ass?

: B's connection timed out.

Titania: "Well, not grass, more like meat that looks like grass."

Alice: "I don't care."

: Demons: "He goes by Taka now"

Hellaton: ...Fellby!

Titania: "Hey! I know him!"

Alice: "... What."

Hellaton: .....

Titania: "How's his chatot?"

Titania: "Is he remembering to feed it?"

: Demons: "Annoying"

Hellaton: Yyyou know Satan. Are you shshitting me.

Titania: "Yeah, can you pass along a message?"

Titania: "Say 'Titania says hi' for me."

: Demons: "We're demons, who the fuck do you think we know"

: Demons: "Ok"

Hellaton: Not you, hhher.

Titania: "Also, he kiiinda owes me."

: They can, if Laharl is ok with Taka being literal satan

: B [Stephen] joined chat.

Titania: Why the fuck NOT.

Titania: "Yeah, he...kinda owes me."

Titania: 'Tell him i'd like to cash in that favor now."

: Demons: "So can we get some goat or what"

Alice: "No."

: Demons: "Oh?"

Hellaton: Not ththis one.

Alice: "Fuck off and eat yourselves."

Hellaton: ......

: Demons: "Well, lemme call him"

Titania: "Yeah, I got him a murkrow a while ago, when we were a thing."

Titania: "Of course, we aren't anymore."

: A demon pulls out a windows phone

Titania: "But still, we're buds."

Hellaton: If Iii had a stomach I'd bbbe throwing up, Allllice.

Fellby: A windows phone, are you kidding?

: Test [] disconnected.

Alice: "This is hell, we're not supposed to be respectable here."

: B's connection timed out.

Hellaton: Yyyeah but I'm just. Done.

Hellaton: Wwith eveverything right now.

Titania: She uses the mirror to fix her makeup.

Hellaton: Sorry for hihitting you.

Alice: "Alright, I'm sorry."

Alice: "I'll be respectful in hell now."

Hellaton: Ththank you.

Alice: "Also, it's fine!"

Alice: "It was my fault, anyways."

Fellby: frowns when he sees some singes on his collar. "Aww, this was an expensive shirt."

Alice: "You should of hit me."

: B [Stephen] joined chat.

Titania: "And that was an expensive favor i'm about to cash in."

Hellaton: ...I agrrree but.

Alice: "It almost got me back to my senses."

: Test [] joined chat.

Alice: "Right now, my senses are back."

: Demons: "Well shit"

: Demons: "Looks like you're good"

Titania: "Alright, thanks dude."

Hellaton: Ththanks.

Titania: "You still want the gogoat?"

: Demons: "No prob, m9"

: Demons: "Nah"

Alice: "Thanks."

: Demons: "Seeya"

Titania: "Alright, tell Taka I said hi."

Hellaton: Bye.

Alice: "Bye."

: Smol gets a chunk bitten out of his leg, then the mirror breaks

Fellby: Bye.

: B's connection timed out.

: There's now a door behind you

Titania: "Fuckers."

Hellaton: !

Alice: "..."

Titania: She opens the door.

Titania: "Well?|

Hellaton: rushes through it

Titania: "You coming?"

: It leads to grillbys

Titania: ((So uh))

: You have successfully escaped slarv's test run

Alice: * She also rushes through it, and kind of recoiling at the light.

Fellby: runs through the door. "Thank FUCK that's over."

Alice: "Ugh.."

Titania: ((Taka is now literal satan))

Titania: ((Wow.))

: Test [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: ((I hate that bitch

Hellaton: Get thththe first aid kiiiit!

Alice: * She blinks a bit, getting adjusted to the light.

Titania: "Yeah yeah." She walks out the anydoor

Smol Asriel: ((So, aside from me fucking up how was it

Titania: She comes back in with a red first aid kit

Hellaton: ((that was great

Titania: ((Fun as hell))

Alice: ((fun.))

Fellby: ((that was great!

Smol Asriel: ((Needless to say, it won't be a maze in the actual thing

Alice: ((i never got bored!))

Smol Asriel: ((And there will be battles

Hellaton: ((nice

Smol Asriel: ((And items

Titania: She tosses the first-aid kid to Hellaton.

Smol Asriel: ((You can inspect every room

Smol Asriel: has like half his leg missing god damn

: Jalphys's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: Demon even got some bone

Alice: "... Oh my lord."

Titania: "Eh, you're young, it'll heal by the time your like, nine."

Smol Asriel: is yelping

Hellaton: immediately disinfects and bandages up Smazzy.

Smol Asriel: "I-I am n-n-ine.."

Smol Asriel: is disinfected and bandaged up

Titania: ((So.))

Fellby: collapses on the couch. He seems to be burning low.

Titania: ((Thats happened))

Hellaton: Ththis should hold untiiiil we find a dodoctor...

Alice: "That's.. that's horrible."

Hellaton: Fellby? Yyou okayay?

Titania: ((I really like puzzles like that, and Titania's character is great for them))

Alice: * She looks to Titania. "Can you call me Alice now?"

Alice: ((i like the whole split up idea

Titania: "Sure, Alice."

Alice: "Thanks."

Titania: "Since you aren't in the immediate danger of dying."

Alice: "What's your name, anyways?"

Hellaton: ((i like rping hellaton getting increasingly done with things

Titania: "Titania, Titania Oreburgh."

Alice: "Alright, cool. Nice to meet you, Titania."

Smol Asriel: ((Originally I was gonna have you go through the ever-changing maze to find a key to activate the power to open the brig and find smol, go to the mess hall and get a candle, and find the mirror in the bathroom

Alice: * She collapses onto the couch.

Titania: ((Titania is the one that generally takes action when shit goes down.))

Fellby: Hey.

Smol Asriel: ((But I wanted to get done before 4 AM so

Titania: ((Instead of being like 'wtf' she goes like "ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK CAN WALK"))

Hellaton: Ddoes ananyone know a dododoctor?

Fellby: is panting.

Alice: "Sadly, no."

: B [Stephen] joined chat.

Titania: "I know one, but Mettaton and Gaster killed him."

Smol Asriel: is reeling in pain

Titania: "He was an asshole, but still."

Alice: * She just looks tired.

Hellaton: ((hellaton :wtf and also go fuck yourselves

Hellaton: ......

Fellby: ... Does.... doesn anyone have a log or something?

Hellaton: Wewewell this chchild needs a doctor!

Smol Asriel: ((You can expect more puzzles in the future

Smol Asriel: ((Butterball's gonna make you do some

Alice: "I have literally no idea!"

Titania: "Were in a town."

Smol Asriel: ((And there are some others

Alice: "Where a doctor is!"

Titania: "There is a forest outside."

Hellaton: Evvveryone is dead.

Fellby: Everyone's fucking dead.

Alice: "The entire town is empty."

Alice: "Yeah, everybody is fucking dead."

: B's connection timed out.

Titania: "...Fuck it, i'm going to go get a doctor."

Alice: "Please do."

Titania: She steps out the anydoor.

Hellaton: storms out, grabs a log, returns, tosses it to Fellby.

Hellaton: Ththanks.

Titania: It's gonna take her a while cause she kinda has to traverse a region for a sec.

Fellby: nods to Hellaton, then starts unbuttoning his shirt.

Titania: ((So Taka is now literal satan.))

Alice: ((Hellaton recoils

Titania: ((I mean))

Hellaton: holds Smazzy close

Titania: ((I kinda had shit planned for him and everything))

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Titania: ((But fuck it, we'll say it's a part time gig))

Fellby: then shoves the fucking log in his chest.

Stephen: (("Hillary Clinton(srp)"

Alice: ((why

Hellaton: ((why

Stephen: (( http://www.shamchat.com/d6d67311/

Titania: ((why))

Hellaton: ((ooh, i gotta do some at some point

Titania: She steps back in, with another girl literally piggybacking on her back.

Titania: "Hi everyone, this is Amaria, she's a doctor."

Stephen: ((make sure to post that shit on r/sexybeardeddad))

Titania: Amaria waves.

Alice: ((imagine hellaton on shamchat

Hellaton: Hhi.

Alice: "Cool."

Alice: "'Ello."

Hellaton: ((hellaton leaves

Stephen: ((I need all the posts I can get atm

Alice: * She waves.

Smol Asriel: ((You don't have to have him be literal satan

Hellaton: ((ill do that soon

Fellby: waves, while waiting for the log to burn up within him.

Hellaton: ((hes satan part time

Smol Asriel: ((It can be an alternate timeline if that interferes with things, or something

Titania: Amaria stands up, stretching. "Alright, someone pass me that first aid kit, if thats okay, dear?"

Smol Asriel: ((Or maybe it's kiyotaka ishimaru

Smol Asriel: ((You don't know

Hellaton: ((oh my god

Titania: ((So what, Titania was just bullshitting))

Smol Asriel: is crying and whimpering

Alice: ((OR IT'S

Alice: ((DIO

Hellaton: gets the first aid kit

Titania: ((And Satan bullshitted along with her because he doesn't like goat))

Alice: ((YOU THOUGHT IT WAS TAKA, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!))

Hellaton: ((that actually happened

Titania: "Thanks, dear." She quietly pets Smazzy gently.

Hellaton: ((mettaton is now friends sorta with satan

Titania: "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!" She snaps her fingers for emphasis.

Stephen: ((My next dadchat? "Your Father, Ted Cruz(srp)"))

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Smol Asriel: ((Kiyotaka thought that goat was the most APPROPRIATE FOR A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT

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Titania: Aaaand while Smazzy is distracted by her sweet smile, she jabs a needle full of anesthetic into his left arm.

Hellaton: ((im going to go on as a robot made for kinky sex

Alice: ((slarv's new arc in a nutshell

Smol Asriel: winces

Alice: (( https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSmLL0Lz6pJNEpcgq__ai31s_XkihTtucmzvIPcI9_tMKURO5PpQ

Smol Asriel: and passes out

Titania: "Sleep tight!"

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Hellaton: holds him close.

Hellaton: ((lol

: She gently pulls out a roll of bandages, anesthetic, and some pliers.

Alice: "Don't let the bedbugs bite."

Smol Asriel: ((I always did want to do a danganronpa arc

: She uses the pliers to gently pulls out any shards of bone, teeth, etc.

Fellby: ((danger rompers

Smol Asriel: ((But it would pretty much take over all rp

Hellaton: ((i used to be in 4 droc groups

Smol Asriel: ((And kill half the character

Smol Asriel: ((s

Fellby: ((yeah no

Smol Asriel: ((Hence why i didnt

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: And then cleans the wound with alcohol, proceeding with a last dose of one (1) metric fuckton of bandages.

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: "He should be fine, that leg will heal...eventually, if he were human, I would suggest a prosthetic.

Smol Asriel: that demon took out most of his thigh, and some bone

: "Luckily, monsters tend to heal wounds by eating anything."

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Alice: "Right."

Hellaton: Thank yoyou.

Fellby: sits up. "Whoo, boy, I needed that."

Alice: "Do you eat logs?"

Fellby: Only if i'm burning low.

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Alice: "Ah."

Alice: "Makes sense."

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Smol Asriel: is out

Fellby: I just stick to hickory chips otherwise. It supposedly improves the taste.

: She leans back, beatrhing a sigh of relief.

Stephen: (( http://www.shamchat.com/f128d6a4/

Fellby: And, well, it makes me smell pretty good too.

: "Alright, get up, 'Maria." Amaria jumps up on Titania shoulder's again. "I'll be back in a bit."

: Titania runs out, with Amaria.

Smol Asriel: ((HAHAHAHA

Alice: "So it's like deoderant?"

Fellby: Yeah, kind of.

Alice: "Cool."

Alice: ".. I should be saying [i]hot[/i] but that would make no logical sense."

Fellby: nods.

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: "So, how's everyone, no other injuries I need to know of?"

Fellby: Nope, nothing other then me burning low.

: "Cause i'm not gonna go fucking get my wife again after I just piggybacked her back home, twice."

Stephen: ((I need Jesus

Alice: "Nope, not even a scratch."

: "Theres a forest outside."

Smol Asriel: probably got a splint

: Yeah.

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Fellby: I already had one whole log. I don't need more.

: She tosses something near Smazzy.

Smol Asriel: is still out

: "Thats from Amaria."

Hellaton: catches it

: "It's a crutch, meant for young panchams, but the goat's about the same size.'

: "So it'll work."

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Hellaton: Aalriright.

Fellby: ((hi erron

Smol Asriel: ((Fuckit, I'm going on shamchat

Smol Asriel: ((What are your tags b

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/1d502338/ I MEAN HE WANTED SOMEONE TO WORSHIP))

Stephen: ((wait

Stephen: ((I'm using #srp #furry #yiff #incest #wincest

Smol Asriel: ((Fucking amazing

Stephen: ((post that shit Laharl

Hellaton: ((thats the best one

Smol Asriel: ((I'm posting this one if it goes well

Alice: (( http://www.shamchat.com/8a1bded7/

Hellaton: ((lol

Smol Asriel: (("A Possessed Rainbow Dash Plushie with your sexy bearded Dad's spirit inside"

Smol Asriel: ((This is me

: http://www.shamchat.com/1bda9da8/ WHY DO THEY NOT ENJOY ))

Smol Asriel: ((Why are people leaving

Fellby: ((should i go see what's in the undertail tag

Alice: ((cau in a nutshell http://www.shamchat.com/4f067e20/

Stephen: ((THERE'S A GUY CALLED SEAN

Smol Asriel: ((WHAT

Smol Asriel: ((This is hilarious omf

Fellby: ((should i add more tags http://prntscr.com/bbqa2k

Stephen: ((this is fine

Fellby: ((i'm gonna add sansby

Smol Asriel: ((Oh lord this is amazing

: (("Hi son!"))

: (("Hi dad."

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: "Have you learned anything in your school for people who are named after wolverine because of my crippling alcoholism?))

: (("Logan has left"))

Alice: ((10/10 http://www.shamchat.com/c35a1a7f/

Fellby: ((LMAO

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Fellby: ((i got ditched by a lesbian chara

Fellby: ((i'm off to a good start

Fellby: ((okay bye alphys

Smol Asriel: ((AHAHAHAHAHA

Fellby: ((http://www.shamchat.com/1d0d9fce/

Fellby: ((gah why am i so nervous about this

Smol Asriel: ((IT'S STILL GOING

Smol Asriel: ((THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS

Alice: ((Chime, MV http://www.shamchat.com/a68eeef1/

Fellby: ((sans: fuck this'

Fellby: ((alright, here goes round three

Fellby: ((NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH UNDERFELL GRILLBY

Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/bbqbsk

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Fellby: ((lmao hi frisky

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Alice: ((lmao

Smol Asriel: ((I THOUGHT HE DIED

Smol Asriel: ((BUT ITS STILL GOING

Loni Leyline: (so I asked a scottish guy how many sex partners he had. he started counting but then fell asleep

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: (( http://www.shamchat.com/ ))

Stephen: (( http://www.shamchat.com/d1ec0035/ ))

Stephen: ((good shit Laharl

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/285ca6da/ I got a good one ))

Smol Asriel: ((Ahahaha

Smol Asriel: ((It's been 20 minutes and we haven't banged yet

Fellby: ((I found frisky

Stephen: ((hmm you guys need a little work

Stephen: ((tomorrow I'll post a How to Daddy guide

Stephen: ((but for now gn

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/2dd19e18/))

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/2dd19e18/ ))

Smol Asriel: ((NONO

Smol Asriel: ((Stay b

Smol Asriel: ((I'm almost done with this one

Smol Asriel: ((And it's great

Stephen: ((kk

: ((I got a bee movie script on someone, i'm happy.,))

Hellaton: (( http://www.shamchat.com/a2b4203c/

: ((It didn't work too well))

: ((Cause they actually played along))

Smol Asriel: ((http://www.shamchat.com/f992503d/

Hellaton: ((SLARV

Hellaton: ((THAT WAS ME

Smol Asriel: ((MY GOD

DamnDude: (( MY GOD ))

DamnDude: (( I was about to say I thought I clicked on MV's link ))

Fellby: ((LMAO

Hellaton: ((i was so mad you played along with the chainsaw so i initiated a self destruct mechanism

Smol Asriel: ((That was great

Smol Asriel: ((That was fucking great

Hellaton: ((now the chainsawducks can never live

Smol Asriel: ((The chainsawcock race is forever lost

Hellaton: ((*chainsawdicjs

Hellaton: ((fuckin

Fellby: ((i found frisky

Stephen: ((wtf

Stephen: ((post that shit

Alice: ((YEP

Alice: ((we're still RPing

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Stephen: ((No, SlarMV's.

DamnDude: (( SlarMV's is up ))

DamnDude: (( They posted at the same time ))

Smol Asriel: ((I just posted

Stephen: ((congrats Slav your post is top all time on the subreddit))

Stephen: ((*Slarv lmao

Smol Asriel: ((Woo

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Smol Asriel: ((That was fucking glorious

Stephen: ((with 2 points

Smol Asriel: ((4 points

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Stephen: ((damn son

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Smol Asriel: ((MV did you realize it was someone from here

Stephen: ((Slarv posted first, please remove MV

Stephen: ((My mod powers don't work for shit on mobile))

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Smol Asriel: ((I need another character...

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Hellaton: ((ok

Hellaton: ((uh i did bc bearded dad

Loni Leyline: ((whats happenin?

Smol Asriel: ((Shamchat

Loni Leyline: (da fuck is that?

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Smol Asriel: ((I'm cooking up a new one

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Smol Asriel: ((Fucking pleb

Smol Asriel: ((http://www.shamchat.com/5f00239e/

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Stephen: ((ok which of you fucks is the trump supporter))

Smol Asriel: ((I'm sexy bearded mom

Smol Asriel: ((Oh gfd

Smol Asriel: ((Everyone's leaving sexy bearded mom

Stephen: (( http://www.shamchat.com/96aec305/ ))

Stephen: ((fucking shitlords everyone knows a woman can have a beard and still be sexy))

Stephen: (( fucking degenerates ))

Alice: (( Underfell!Grillby: *He screams, both in pain and in pleasure.

Smol Asriel: ((WE ARE THE TRUMPIANS

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Alice: ((this is what me and chime did

REBORN: ((Gym is done.))

Alice: (( http://www.shamchat.com/6fac8e57/

REBORN: ((I'm reafdy to make people scream))

Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/bbqi1w

Alice: ((10/10

Alice: ((also, i'm gonna go to bed now

Alice: ((that was hilarious chime

Alice: ((gn people

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Stephen: ((Good night hoagie

Smol Asriel: ((Huehuehue

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna take the undertail tag by storm

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Loni Leyline: (I tires being all 3 prez canidates but everyone just leaves

Smol Asriel: ((I'm honestly sad that someone wants to srp with "5 year old Asriel(NSFW)"

Smol Asriel: ((Like, I am legit sad

Fellby: ((why

Smol Asriel: ((This fandom

Smol Asriel: ((I mean I'm not surprised

Smol Asriel: ((But this guy is enthusiastic

Fellby: ((oh nooo

Smol Asriel: ((I pulled the bait and switch and he's laughing

Smol Asriel: ((But he wanted to fuck a 5 year old asriel

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Hellaton: ((gn frisky

REBORN: (( https://67.media.tumblr.com/9b6f9a183f962ff36a67ea1efb8af056/tumblr_o81xxrFhOF1sug43ho1_540.png Containment Breach. ))

Hellaton: (( http://www.shamchat.com/f0bbadb3/

Smol Asriel: ((http://www.shamchat.com/bfe8f2fe/

Smol Asriel: ((I think that's enough for one night

Hellaton: ((im laughing

Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah now that I'm home

Smol Asriel: ((I can go on e621 and find those pics of 173 I wanted to post

Hellaton: ((chimera i cannot believe you rped death by giant robot cock

Fellby: ((what would you do with 173

Fellby: ((shove it up your butt

Smol Asriel: ((I present

Smol Asriel: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/42/fa/42fa9dd5ea7e9c705190877425e0a5f3.png

Smol Asriel: ((The weirdest tag on this site

Smol Asriel: ((NSFW

Hellaton: ((thats the best vagina ive seen drawn on rouge the bat

Hellaton: ((im not kidding

Smol Asriel: ((Here's a gif

Smol Asriel: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/be/f5/bef508d990cc4922d6436599e3d2b7a5.gif

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Fellby: ((i tried having fellby burn this girl and she's into it

Fellby: ((what do

Smol Asriel: ((Check those pics of 173 chime

Smol Asriel: ((Sexy af

DamnDude: (( Kill her insides ))

Smol Asriel: ((I had 5 year old asriel kill and eat someone and she was into it

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Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/bbqnas

Smol Asriel: ((Tater tots

Smol Asriel: ((Roll with that

Fellby: ((shit she corrected it

Hellaton: ((tater tits.

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Smol Asriel: ((be back in a bit

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Hellaton: (( im not over "HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK" that shit was great

Fellby: ((i just imagined him standing there, shouting

Fellby: ((HEY

Fellby: ((HOW BIG'S YOUR COCK

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Hellaton: ((exactly

Hellaton: ((now i gotta draw this at some point

DamnDude: (( I misread that, and I thought you impaled her with your dick of fire. ))

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Hellaton: ((bc the scenario is too good

Hellaton: ((thats NOT HOW THE DILDO WHEEL WORKS THOUGH

Hellaton: (;im gonna kinkshame frisky tomorrow

Fellby: ((the fangirl's typing a lot and i'm scared

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Fellby: ((one of these days i've got to shamchat as dedan

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Fellby: ((SHE JUST CALLED ME DADDY

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Fellby: ((god i don't need to do the fucked up shit

Fellby: ((she's doing it for me

REBORN: ((I need a log of this XD))

Fellby: ((she's straight-up okay with getting burned

REBORN: ((...))

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Hellaton: ((solution: set off the fire alarm

Fellby: ((YES

Fellby: ((or he can melt off the condom

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Hellaton: ((yes

Smol Asriel: ((Hmm

Smol Asriel: ((What to erp

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Smol Asriel: ((I did 5 year old asriel

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Hellaton: ((erp flowey

Hellaton: ((or a fetus

Fellby: ((erp dloqwy

Hellaton: ((dloqwy

Hellaton: ((erp someone but have their genitals be shrek

Smol Asriel: ((Guys Azzy's girlfriend is makin a move

Smol Asriel: ((He insists she's not his gf but I see that blush

Hellaton: ((ooh bby

DamnDude: (( Fuck her in the ear with fire cock ))

DamnDude: (( Accidentally burn her brains out ))

Smol Asriel: ((DD

Smol Asriel: ((I hope you're happy

REBORN: ((Your Tulpa got laid before you))

Smol Asriel: ((Azzy has given himself a burning fire sword strapon

DamnDude: (( 10/10 ))

Hellaton: ........

Smol Asriel: ((But she's another tulpa so it doesnt count right

Smol Asriel: ((right

Hellaton: ((same species

Smol Asriel: ((right?

Smol Asriel: ((I didn't get outplayed by a 2 month old

Hellaton: ((you did

REBORN: ((You got fucking outplayed by a 2 month old.))

Fellby: ((gg

REBORN: ((You and the other host should meet up so your Tulpas can switch, and bone eachother using your bodies))

Smol Asriel: ((Well at this point

Smol Asriel: ((They both like talking to eachother

Smol Asriel: ((And I know Azzy has a mad crush on her

Smol Asriel: ((But nothing is official

REBORN: ((All I hear is you quoting the day care couple))

Smol Asriel: ((I gotta get a gf before it's official

Smol Asriel: ((Pls

DamnDude: (( No one loves the flying fire cock ))

DamnDude: (( Ari (f, busty, lesbian, srp): dangerous omf ))

Hellaton: (( http://www.shamchat.com/f0bbadb3/

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REBORN: So.

REBORN: Since I see three people with pokemon. And one that might have pokemon.

REBORN: REBORN is open if your desperate for shit to do at midnight.

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MettatonSEX: ok

MettatonSEX: enters reborn. Mostly bc he has to join the magma gang for the scene with Karamatsu to play out.

REBORN: Not much to do, the grand hall is nearly empty.

REBORN: Mainyl because its midnight.

MettatonSEX: decides to wander in search of Pokémon.

REBORN: Shelly is out near the pokecenter seemingly talking with Cha-Ok I was gonna describe options and stuff,

REBORN: There was gonna be a new vender.

MettatonSEX: ok nvm describe things

REBORN: But ok

MettatonSEX: id rather hear descriptions first srry

REBORN: The notable thing: Shelly is tlaking with Charlotte, theres some...teen...near the back, he's got a glazed look in his eye and he's selling soem kind of candy. Cain and Decibel are seemingly in a friendly argument shouting about the viability of Drapion and Skuntank.

REBORN: Terra is playing Whack-a-Mole at a...whack-a-mole machine.

REBORN: And the Ice gym is open, although ti actually says 'Contest Hall' on it.

MettatonSEX: decides to inspect the teenager. "...Are you okay?

REBORN: "Yoooooooo man, you wanna...y...you wanna buy some fuckin' candy?"

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: "It's good shit, good shit right there right there."

MettatonSEX: Uh.

REBORN: "Brings you to a whole new world man...and...i...it makes yo mon's stronger."

REBORN: "Tons stronger."

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: Warning:This will be a one time oppurtunity to get a candy.

REBORN: "First ones on the house, my robo-bro..."

MettatonSEX: ........I mean, why not.

MettatonSEX: Unless it's an explosive.

REBORN: Mettan has gotten a free [s]Gateway Crack Sample[/s] Rare Candy!

REBORN: Give it to a pokemon to make them stronger.

MettatonSEX: will consider his options

REBORN: ...With a cost.

Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/bbqzqw

REBORN: [Upon using a candy, the pokemon will be unable to be changed, Laharl will make a set for the pokemon, and give it extra buffs and such. But it will be unable to change in any way after that, other than taking and giving items.]

Fellby: ((i think she knows i'm trying to screw around with her

REBORN: ((Nice))

REBORN: ((Dude, the fangirl has won))

REBORN: ((The fangirl has tippped the scales so fucking hard))

Fellby: ((she has

Fellby: ((i admit defeat

MettatonSEX: will consider his options

REBORN: [Don't worry, I guarantee I won't fuck you over and ruin one of your mons irreversibly.]

REBORN: ((Thats a new mechanic, every now and then you'll be able to use a rare candy))

REBORN: ((Rare Candies are basically easymode for if you have a pokemon, but no idea what you're supposed to do with it))

MettatonSEX: Again, I'll consider my options. Later.

REBORN: [ok sheesh]

REBORN: [What do you do?]

MettatonSEX: will decide to look around outside. Because there's bound to be something goid.

MettatonSEX: *good

REBORN: Of course there is, i'm a benevolten GM.

REBORN: Lemme roll the WHEEL OF POKEMONS

REBORN: MTT feels a dark presence in the air...

MettatonSEX: Hm...

Ichimatsu: -It's him-

Ichimatsu: -jk-

MettatonSEX: is searching for the origin of it.

REBORN: Something out of thin air infront of MTT

REBORN: It's a darkrai, standign on two legs. You ever seen darkrai's legs? They're majestic as fuck.

MettatonSEX: Hot damn.

REBORN: Go on google images right now, i'll wait.

MettatonSEX: ((darkrai is legendary, all legs no dairy

REBORN: ((HOLY SHIT))

REBORN: ((GOOGLING 'DARKRAI LEGS'))

Fellby: ((was she fucking with me this entire time: http://prntscr.com/bbr1gz

REBORN: ((GETS YOU A DARKRAI WITH MTT LEGS))

REBORN: ((WOW))

MettatonSEX: ((post it here

REBORN: http://66.media.tumblr.com/5645f9779bfeba2d49b135addc61ef86/tumblr_o1wrp6BpS31qj3737o1_r1_500.png

REBORN: "...//...ma.fa/faf/afa"

REBORN: "CHALLENGE"

REBORN: [Get on PS.]

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DamnDude: (( I have no idea what I just did. ))

DamnDude: (( Mine was good until the end, and then they had to bring R2 into it. ))

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MettatonSEX: ((wow rude

REBORN: The Darkrai recoils, and nods.

REBORN: "...Yes."

REBORN: [Darkrai has forced it's way into MTT's PC Box!]

MettatonSEX: Oh my.

REBORN: [Sweet Dreams Darkrai:Can use any move associated with Sleep]

Fellby: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/1adccc36b281c2d7807c5c844b3cc2a6/tumblr_inline_nyfznqW3vb1qf3p0s_500.png

MettatonSEX: is naming her Naomi.

REBORN: [Yes, this means you can spam Spore and be a general asshole.]

DamnDude: (( I removed the last 3 lines: http://pastebin.com/V2zAEMep ))

REBORN: ((FUCKING BAYONETTA DARKRAI))

MettatonSEX: [NICE]

DamnDude: (( 10/10 ))

REBORN: [Keep searching for pokemon?] [Do something else, nerd]

MettatonSEX: i mean he just wanders around looking for shit to do

REBORN: You end up in Lapis Ward, gang activity rolls across the street.

REBORN: The giant crater where the asylum was is STILL smoking.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: decides to go wherever the asylum wasn't.

REBORN: You exit Lapis Ward, and bump into someone...

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: Their blue and white jacket is blinding, it's reflecting sunlight all over the place.

REBORN: Which is amazing, because its nightime.

MettatonSEX: Holy fuck.

REBORN: "Ah, excuse me, i'm sorry, I must be to my gym."

MettatonSEX: ...Alright.

DamnDude: (( TL;DR Don't mix Dark Souls and Fire Cocks. The knight will never let you in. ))

REBORN: ((tHATS THE BEST TLDR EVER))

REBORN: Infront of you is the central plaza.

REBORN: Theres a large insectarium building, an aquarium, Coral ward is to your left.

REBORN: Theres an elevator up into the mountaints, a door to the wasteland.

REBORN: And...an alleyway.

MettatonSEX: decides to go to the alleyway and maybe there'll be something interesting like a gang member asking to fight.

DamnDude: (( Flying Fire Cock: *The fire cock is stabbed by the sword, but it is simply fire that can release strange fluids. Stabbing it won't save you* a knight: *The only option is to let this happen. Hell no. The knight begins to freeze the fire cock* ))

REBORN: Theres two kids in firey red outfits at the front, smoking cigarettes.

REBORN: "Yo."

REBORN: "Whatchu doin' on Magma turf?"

MettatonSEX: Walking.

DamnDude: (( The Fire Cock is a graceful creature that has many forms. ))

REBORN: "Well, unless you plan to join our happy family, I suggest you be walkin' the other way."

MettatonSEX: I mean, listening to teenagers isn't on tge list of things I do.

REBORN: One of them sighs. "Well heads up bub, you ain't native to this here timeline, are you?"

MettatonSEX: No.

REBORN: "You think yous got seniority over us teens."

MettatonSEX: At least a little.

REBORN: "But, the thingo here, bucko, is that most of us never make it out of our 20s."

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: "We're just as mature as you, bub."

REBORN: "Reborn's a hard place, and there ain't no fucking age discrimination."

MettatonSEX: In that case I apologize.

REBORN: It now makes sense why small children are gym leaders.

REBORN: "Damn right. I like you, yous got respect."

MettatonSEX: I try.

REBORN: "I'm mag, and my silent partner over here is Blank."

MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton.

REBORN: "Hmph."

REBORN: "Now, if yous looking for the nightclub, its off to the left, bub."

MettatonSEX: ...I'm not.

REBORN: "You don't seem like you gots the jib for good ol' gang war."

MettatonSEX: Are you duggesting I don't know how to fight?

MettatonSEX: *suggesting

REBORN: "I'm suggestin' you don't need to fight."

REBORN: "We ain't Aqua, we don't bring any pussyfooted little popstar that can fight into our family."

REBORN: "We brothers over here, family, come here when you got a reason."

REBORN: Karamatsu could've atleast pretended he could be with the Magmas, good ol' supserstar MTT has no chance.

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: "What? Yous already got money, family, probably a good life."

REBORN: "Don't waste it in a gang, bub."

MettatonSEX: goddammit now i fucked myself up

REBORN: "Yous too headstrong, like you gots something to prove."

REBORN: "And, well, yous a loose cannon."

REBORN: "Yous welcome on Magma Turf, but yous ain't our family."

Fellby: ((Fangirl (nsfw allowed): *she slows down* you did what Underfell!Grillby: I fucked a skeleton. Fangirl (nsfw allowed): Same

Fellby: ((THIS GIRL GIVES NO FUCKS

Fellby: ((WHATSOEVER

MettatonSEX: ........Alright.

DamnDude: (( The magical Fire Cock gets everyone's attention: http://www.shamchat.com/6cbb63a3/ ))

REBORN: ((Damn.))

REBORN: ((Fire cock is graceful))

REBORN: [MTT has been denied by the Magma Gang]

REBORN: [What does MTT do?]

DamnDude: (( The fire cock is the most majestic when it sets everything on fire and nearly kills you ))

MettatonSEX: leaves the area. C'mon, there has to be something that can make up for me screwing up the scenario I'd hoped for.

REBORN: You didn't screw it up.

REBORN: It's more that i'm trying to throw it out that these characters aren't random NPCs.

REBORN: They have reasons and shit, and they're not going to let 8 foot tall robot that, last time they saw him, blew up an entire building on accident, into their family.

MettatonSEX: true

MettatonSEX: but in doing that i fucked myself over without knowing

REBORN: [Visit the Insectarium] [Aquarium] [Wander over Yonder] [Coral WARD] [Shelly and Charlotte] [Cain and Decibel] [Trainer School]

REBORN: [Fight Gym Leaders]

REBORN: [Talk with Trainers]

MettatonSEX: [Let's check out the coral ward see what the fuck is up]

REBORN: The coral ward is quiet, as always, the few buildings around this area have the lights on.

REBORN: A familair figure with a blinding white jacket is sitting outside a ruined gym building.

MettatonSEX: .....

MettatonSEX: Uh.

REBORN: [Talk to Figure] [Visit Titania and Amaria's house] [Go for a swin in the polluted water]

MettatonSEX: [Talk to figure]

MettatonSEX: ....Hello?

DamnDude: (( RIP watercocks: http://www.shamchat.com/4a075122/ ))

REBORN: They're lost in thought, just staring at the building. "...So this is the remains of my home." Xe say.

MettatonSEX: ......

REBORN: Xe turns to MTT. "Hello, i'm Adrienn, the Fairy Type Gym Leader, i've heard good things about you."

MettatonSEX: Oh, hello...

MettatonSEX: This... this is your Gym?

REBORN: "...Well, it was, ten eyars ago."

REBORN: "Some stuff happened, I kinda got sent forward in time by a Dialga..."

MettatonSEX: Oh....

REBORN: "But."

REBORN: "Now my gym is being repaired in the grand hall, and i'll be able to start accepting challengers again."

REBORN: "So thats nice."

MettatonSEX: Oh, that's wonderful.

REBORN: "..."

REBORN: "It was nice meeting you, but I must go." Xe stands up, and busts into a sprint, jumping at the polluted waters.

MettatonSEX: ...

REBORN: They...surf away, without a baord, or pokemon.

MettatonSEX: ...How the shit.

REBORN: How the fu- it's best not to question it.

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna erp the silent dragon anankos

DamnDude: (( well then ))

Smol Asriel: ((DD did you play revelation

DamnDude: (( No ))

Smol Asriel: ((If not i'm sorry for spoilerinos

Smol Asriel: ((Rip

DamnDude: (( I still only have birthright ))

REBORN: ['Tania and 'Maria's house] [Go for a swim]

DamnDude: (( You fuck, you could of just not told me that was from FE. ))

Smol Asriel: ((I didn't spoil shit yet

MettatonSEX: [Check out Titania and Amaria's house.]

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Smol Asriel: ((There's not much to spoil tbh, fates' plot is much simpler than I thought

DamnDude: (( I'm also slightly kidding, I already got spoiled on it from one of my FE friends ))

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REBORN: It's a very big house, which is a given when it's a house coming out of the paycheck of two gym leaders.

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REBORN: It's almost a mansion.

MettatonSEX: ...Wow.

REBORN: Theres a sign out front: Welcome to Titania and Amaria's house, guests welcome! <3'

REBORN: Theres an open window, with smoke and delicious smells coming out of it.

MettatonSEX: Oh, this is where they li-- oh my god.

DamnDude: (( For a story that's supposed to be a challenge on which side to choose there's no real challenge to be honest. It's either the obvious side, the asshole side, or the side that you didn't realize was an option that becomes the super obvious side. ))

Smol Asriel: ((Azzy's gf is going on an existential crisis

MettatonSEX: He has no sense of smell so he busts in. "Is everything akright? I saw smoke."

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Fellby: ((THIS GIRL

REBORN: MTT has a kitchen knife land a few centimeters away from his head.

Smol Asriel: ((Oh lord we're on the topic of r2 now

Smol Asriel: ((This just turned ugly

MettatonSEX: ((oh jeez

Fellby: ((she's just straight-up okay with him cocking a shotgun and going to shoot sans

REBORN: Titania is at the kitchen, cooking, she's got an apron on, with 'Kiss the Cook and Get Stabbed (Unless you're Amaria)' written on it.

REBORN: Amaria is at the table setting plates and making a nice dinner setup.

REBORN: Y'know, until MTT burts in.

REBORN: Then Amaria is on her ass on the floor, surprised, an Titania looks like she's ready to fight for her wife's honor.

REBORN: "I MEAN COME ON, WE HAVE A DOORBELL."

Smol Asriel: ((Well I wanted sleep

MettatonSEX: I saw smoke!

Smol Asriel: ((But I guess that's out the fuckin window for a while

REBORN: Titania gestures to her oven, with a roast turkey in it. "I'm cooking!"

REBORN: "It's because i'm fucking cooking!"

Fellby: ((okay, she left

Fellby: ((it's become clear i'm not good at doing the sexy bearded dad thing

MettatonSEX: I assumed there was something wrong!

REBORN: Titania just sighs, and buries her head in her hands. "Do you know what you've done?"

REBORN: Amaria is at the table, and smiling at Titania with a 'Ohhhh hell yeah' smile.

Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy...

REBORN: "You've officially given Amaria a reason to have guests over. Thats what you've done."

REBORN: She facepalms.

MettatonSEX: ....Oh?

MettatonSEX: I'm sorry?

REBORN: "Run before she ends up feeding you dinner like every other person who steps in here."

REBORN: "Now, 'Tania, they don't have to leave~"

REBORN: "After all, we have a whole turkey to eat~" "Haven't you heard of leftovers?"

MettatonSEX: ...I mean, after busting into your house under an incorrect assumption I should at least repay you somehow.

REBORN: Titania is slowly getting redder in the face, whether this is from embarrasment or anger is up for debate.

REBORN: "Oooh you can repay us by...having dinner with us!" Amaria smiles.

REBORN: Titania buries her face in a handmitten.

Fellby: ((I FOUND A SANS

MettatonSEX: ...Well in that case.

MettatonSEX: ((nice

Smol Asriel: ((Fuck this has taken a turn for the worse

REBORN: Titania just takes a deep breather. "You two just...talk while I try to make sure this turkey isn't ruined."

REBORN: The big question:Why do they have Turkey in pokemon/.

MettatonSEX: Alright. ...Sorry, again.

REBORN: "It's fine, it's fine, dear~ You shouldn've seen the time Shelly came over~"

REBORN: "The poor girl thought the same thing as you.~"

MettatonSEX: Oh.

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REBORN: Titania steps over to the table, with a very large platter with a turkey on it. "Bon' Appetite, now eat this before it gets cold. We don't have a microwave."

REBORN: Amaria speaks up. "We DID before that lovely girl Joulia accidently stole it with her rotom~"

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REBORN: "She is not lovely, Amaria, she is a hyperactive coffee addict."

REBORN: "A LOVELY hyperactive coffee addict~"

Smol Asriel: ((I don't think she realizes that she insulted azzy, or how he treated that previous situation..

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Smol Asriel: ((This is just a wonderful night

Smol Asriel: ((Azzy's fucking heartbroken and I'm tired as shit

REBORN: Titania just rolls ehr eyes, and takes a turkey leg.

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MettatonSEX: ....

REBORN: Amaria chews her own turkey part, smiling.

REBORN: Titania is not amused.

REBORN: "So, Mettaton, dear, was it?~"

REBORN: "I've got a question~"

MettatonSEX: Yes.

MettatonSEX: ...?

REBORN: "Has Titania been alright,~" "Maria." "She's been a little..." "Amaria do NOT" "Bottled p recently."

REBORN: "And I was wondering if she's been okay~" "Amaria I am right here you can just ask me."

MettatonSEX: ...I mean. She's literally right there. I mean I assume she's okay but you'd have to ask her.

REBORN: [You have sided with Titania]

MettatonSEX: ok?

REBORN: "Aww, you're no fun, haven't you ever gossiped?~" "Amaria, gossipping is no-...Amaria, you're lucky your cute." She bites her chicken leg, slightly miffed.

REBORN: "And not to mention your habit of bringing anyone who waltzes in for dinner here, I mean, really, I was hopeing for some alone time..." Oh.

REBORN: Oh.

REBORN: [i]OH[/i]

MettatonSEX: ...Oh,

Fellby: ((HE FUCKING LEFT

REBORN: It might be best to extricate yourself from this situation, as it appears you have managed to cockblock Titania in her own home.

Fellby: ((http://www.shamchat.com/6bdb87fd/

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Fellby: ((i'm kind of upset that rper seemed cool

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MettatonSEX: leaves

MettatonSEX: Sorry.

Smol Asriel: ((I need sleeeeeeep but I need to stay up

REBORN: "Wait, dear."

REBORN: "Before you go, since i'm sure we're taking up some of your time~"

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REBORN: She gracefully tosses a pokeball.

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REBORN: "It's a gift from 'Tania~" "I can tell him myself."

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REBORN: [MTT has acquired the Battleworn Doublade]

REBORN: [Comes equipped with Eviolite, can use any physical claw, slice, or otherwise such slashing move]

Smol Asriel: ((Ok

Smol Asriel: ((Situation handled

Smol Asriel: ((Azzy needs lots of hugs now

Smol Asriel: ((So Imma go to sleep

REBORN: ((Seeya))

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REBORN: [Congrats, you managed to cockblock Titania, and then got one of her pokemon as a gift]

REBORN: As you leave, you hear a faint call of.

REBORN: "Well Tania, this was a wonderful dinner~ I think i'm gonna go to bed now, dear~"

REBORN: "...Yeah uh, me t-" "Don't be silly dear, it's your turn to wash the dishes~"

REBORN: *Tap tap tap tap* *Door shutting*

REBORN: A moment of silence, and...

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Fellby: ((*careless whisper*

REBORN: "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

MettatonSEX: ...

Fellby: -rip titania-

MettatonSEX: slips a handwritten "I'm sorry for everything" under the door.

REBORN: [Press F to pay respects]

MettatonSEX: [F]

Fellby: f

REBORN: [Achievment Unlocked:Chime isn't the only cucker here]

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REBORN: [What do you do?]

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MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: pollutes the water further by allowing himself to lie in the water and feel like garbage

REBORN: The water spits you back out.

REBORN: Those are grimers, asshat.

MettatonSEX: .....

MettatonSEX: Well shit.

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REBORN: [Keep fucking around with the grimers] [Do something else]

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MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: just leaves, deciding he's fucked up enough today.

REBORN: Elsewhere, Amaria is getting a nice long round of sleep.

REBORN: And Titania is washing dishes, muttering russian cuss words.

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Fellby: ((here we fucking go: http://prntscr.com/bbrodw

Fellby: ((I'M WHEEZING: http://prntscr.com/bbronq

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REBORN: ((And i'm Koffing))

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Fellby: ((I should go to bed i't s4 am

Fellby: ((gn

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MettatonSEX: ((gn im going too

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Loni Leyline: (oi

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Loni Leyline: (dAMN IT

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??: OOHHHH YEEESSSS

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Loni Leyline: ((oi

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: ((I reckon you're asleep))

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Alice: ((hi

Alice: ((oh

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: ((hi

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: ((also hi

Smol Asriel: ((Oh my an anon

: ((the dreemfuckery duo

Barchar: (U think I'm an anon)

Barchar: (muh feelns)

Smol Asriel: ((Oh ur number 42?

Barchar: (no I'm just joking)

Smol Asriel: got a chunk bitten out of his leg by demons yesterday

Smol Asriel: ((K

: 42 ??: OOHHHH YEEESSSS

Barchar: (no clue what that is)

Smol Asriel: ((Brb

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Barchar: (OH WTF)

: ((we went to hell

: ((well, alice, fellby, hellaton, titania, and smazzy did

: ((it was a test-run for slarv to see how his new arc system thing would work

: ((it was fun

Barchar: (WHO TOOK THE SMALL CHILD TO HELL)

: ((nobody

: ((the pillow fort took everybody to hell

Barchar: (well then fuck the pillow fort)

Barchar: (the [i]dick[/i])

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Smol Asriel: is now awake, lying on the couch, bandaged up and with a crutch

Smol Asriel: ((I tried out a new system

Smol Asriel: ((And the puzzle was you had to feed smazzy to demons to win

: ((i just said that

Barchar: (why)

Barchar: has been helping him to the best of her abilities

Smol Asriel: ((Need some fresh gote meat

Smol Asriel: has been accepting help

Barchar: if they didn't already destroy the pillow fort (or try to) she probably did that too unless there's some reason she couldn't or shouldn't

Smol Asriel: you can just topple it

Smol Asriel: it's pillows afterall

: * it will fucking reform

: * burn the pillows

Barchar: gave it a swift 'fuck you' kick

Barchar: fight the power

Smol Asriel: is probably close to barchar

Barchar: (close as in proximify or emotion)

Smol Asriel: proximity

Barchar: alright, that was a little vague

Smol Asriel: that fort has birthed an immortal lizard, a hell ship with demons, a teddy bear that sewed up ears, a traumatizing betamax tape, a person trapped in a drawing, and a vending machine

Barchar: has a murder-on for this freaking pillow fort

: ((Smazzy: We're so close now.. Barchar: -begins to take her shirt off-

: ((Smazzy: NO

: ((Smazzy: that is not

: ((Smazzy: what i

: ((Smazzy: meant

Smol Asriel: ((Lol

: ((Smazzy: pedo

Smol Asriel: ((Imma go get my shamchat

Barchar: (naaah she wouldn't fuck smazzy)

Smol Asriel: ((http://www.shamchat.com/bfe8f2fe/

: ((me and chime found each other on shamchat last night

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/6fac8e57/

Smol Asriel: her asriel head is from an adult asriel, btw

Smol Asriel: ((I was the asriel in that sham

Barchar: o cool

Smol Asriel: blood makes good lube

Barchar: okay no

Barchar: not until he has a dick

Smol Asriel: ((http://www.shamchat.com/f992503d/ later me and mv found eachother

Smol Asriel: ((Actually this was before but eh

Smol Asriel: puts his head in her lap, careful not to move her lap, careful not to move her lap, careful not to move his leg

Barchar: (man if I didn't find shamchat erp weird, I would go on as muffet. I'm sure there's some bait and switch I can do)

Smol Asriel: ((I find it weird as hell

Smol Asriel: ((But I don't do it

Smol Asriel: ((I bait and switch

Barchar: (...she trips and breaks her legs. Fucking shatters them.)

Barchar: (well yeah I'd bait and switch but just indulging them at all, ech)

Barchar: smazzy really doesn't want to move her lap for some reason

Smol Asriel: ((I indulged someone with 5 year old asriel and it was gross

Smol Asriel: ((Before stabbing them

Smol Asriel: nuzzles in a bit

Barchar: if nobody else has, she's probably bandaged the wounds and maybe given him a cast if they had one on hand (Which I could well believe)

Smol Asriel: no cast, but they were bandaged

Barchar: (yyyeah idk, shamchat erp is just)

Barchar: (ech)

Smol Asriel: ((They're awful people, and that's what's fun

Barchar: (and it's annoying because every time I just want to do normal shit on there I have to go through five erps, two of the same user, and three random-ass animes I don't know anything about)

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Loni Leyline: ((fffffuuuuuu

Smol Asriel: ((https://40.media.tumblr.com/183bf40afd5fb2aa647b51236767550a/tumblr_nteas8oJT31typl03o1_1280.jpg

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: ((Flame this is what happens when you think something is normal))

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/c93cccce/

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Smol Asriel: is asleep in barchar's lap

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Barchar: is okay with this.

Bondertale: toriel walks in. She notices the bandages. "Oh, what have I missed this time?"

Barchar: "His leg got ravaged by demons."

Smol Asriel: wakes up

Bondertale: "...this bar..."

Smol Asriel: "H-hi mom"

Smol Asriel: was also hung on a meat hook, but mainly the demon bite

Bondertale: "Hello, Asriel." she says, smiling

Barchar: (jesus)

Barchar: (what has this kid done to deserve this)

Barchar: (other than murder all his friends and family, but every other asriel has done that too!)

Smol Asriel: be an scpfucker

Smol Asriel: yeah but he did it twice

Barchar: (I figure most if them did it, like, hundreds of times )

Smol Asriel: and practically the entire world

Barchar: (in different orders)

Barchar: well yeah but he was possessed 'n' shit

Smol Asriel: still got that bad karma

Smol Asriel: reaches out for gotemom

Bondertale: walks over, sitting next to him.

Smol Asriel: smiles

Bondertale: frisk is off fiddling with magic. Fireballs and icicles and electricity, oh my

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Bondertale: toriel pets him down the back, staying the hell away from the legs

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Smol Asriel: purrs

Bondertale: "I appreciate your help, barchar."

Barchar: shrugs. "Hey, I'd do it for any of them. He just...gets the short end of the stick a lot."

: ((now i thought this bitch was normal

Barchar: (oh boi)

: ((until the bitch godmodded

Barchar: (oh. That is normal, unfortunately.)

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/f008ef9b/b

: ((true

Barchar: (tge sign of a bad rper, but normal)

: ((but i kind of mean the normal RP

Barchar: (also Dat link don't work )

: ((fuck

Smol Asriel: ((Remove the b

: (( http://www.shamchat.com/f008ef9b/

Smol Asriel: ((And everything goes ok

: ((ik

: ((he was decent at first

Smol Asriel: ((I godmod during the pranks

Barchar: (fucking)

Smol Asriel: ((Like when i stabbed her

Barchar: (no royal guard even has fire magic)

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Barchar: (undyne uses Spears, RG 01/02 use...i forget, but not fire, and papyrus, the only real remaining guardsman, uses bones)

Smol Asriel: ((Storyshift toriel doe

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: ((i found storyshift chara

: ((at least they seem good

Smol Asriel: ((I need asrisk cutes

Smol Asriel: ((Find an asriel and be cute frisky

: ((asfuck cutes

: ((find a frisk and be cute fuck overy

: ((thank god, the storyshift chara is actually a good RPer

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Barchar: (Storyshift Tori isn't canon tho, and if that was who they were playing they'd specify)

Barchar: (aaand slarv has absconded either way)

: ((yeah this storyshift chara is actually good

Barchar: (good)

Barchar: (To be fair Storyshift Chara seems pretty easy to write, so far)

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: ((oh fuck i think this storyshift chara is about to confess to frisk this is getting really weird now))

: ((i don't like charisk at all but i'm going to go along with it))

Barchar: (ooh charisk-imeanwhat HAHA WHAT GARBAGE LOL)

: ((10/10

Loni Leyline: ((fuck Im up late

: ((are you going to bed, yazan?))

Barchar: (you should prolly fix that then)

Loni Leyline: (not yet Im out with strangers

: ((strangers.))

: ((that doesn't sound good

: ((run away if they're drug dealers))

Barchar: (Why are you out with strangers this late)

Loni Leyline: ((everyone is out partying

: ((in korea

Loni Leyline: ((walked into them. thought Id join em

Loni Leyline: ((yep

Barchar: (you just inserted yourself into a party of strangers)

Barchar: (at like midnight for you)

: ((stranger danger

Loni Leyline: ((now were talkin abiut random shit

: ((also fuck this shamchat delved into charisk))

: ((help me))

: ((i'm only not backing off because this is the first good RPer i've seen on shamchat

Barchar: (pull off some joke and pretend you menat to do it the whole time)

: ((no like seriously

: ((the chara and frisk are going to have a date

: ((why me))

Barchar: (embrace the trash)

: ((no, i legit don't ship it))

: ((it's like shipping yourself with frisk))

Barchar: (I mean, if that's how you write Chara, but they are their own character)

Barchar: (I mean ideally)

: ((sure

: ((ideally, chara is this fuck

: ((that uses frisk))

Barchar: (But I mean, Chara has just as many different interpretations as...like, Asriel and Sans)

: ((mhm

: ((i'm talking about the canon chara though))

Barchar: (Not to mention that some think that Chara isn't even evil in the pacifist route)

Loni Leyline: (whats Btale been up to?

: ((they think of them as the narrator

Bondertale: have been doing shit in their home dimension, and are currently in the bar

Bondertale: They're probably moving out of their home dimension, and Frisk insisted they properly say goodbye to anybody. This included, as far as they were concerned, learning magic from pretty much anyone willing to teach them.

Loni Leyline: ((oh btw Jukon has been dead this whole time

Barchar: (what)

: ((yeah the blackbox made a double personality

: ((that took over jeska

Barchar: (I mean)

Barchar: (if it's a personality with the memories and aspects of Jukon)

: ((it makes more sense

Barchar: (that's freaking Jukon)

: ((yep

: ((if you were there

Barchar: (or at least close enough)

Barchar: (so what is Jeska repressed now or is Jukon or what)

: ((you would understand it better if you were there to see the plot twist

Loni Leyline: ((she had a dual personality

Barchar: (okay. I get that.)

Loni Leyline: ((which dissolved after awhile

Barchar: (I had always gotten that since you first started doing it.)

Barchar: (the point is, what's changed? Is the jukon personality gone?)

Loni Leyline: ((its a blended personality now

Barchar: (mmn)

Barchar: (so now it's like)

Barchar: (jeskukon)

Loni Leyline: ((shes not as prone to violence and isnt going around sleeping with people

Loni Leyline: ((shes gained the positive aspects of Jukon without the vices

Barchar: (mmn)

Loni Leyline: ((that also allowed hey to overcome her conditioning too

Loni Leyline: her*

Barchar: (I mean, the conditioning was what caused the violence and sleeping around, right?)

Loni Leyline: (for jukon? no

Loni Leyline: ((her violent tendency was due to her childhood and a sadistical pleasure she gained from hurting ithers

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Loni Leyline: (her lust was due to cybernectic implants that she was forced to have due to her sex slave years

Barchar: (mmn)

Loni Leyline: ((jeskas conditioning made her a drone. A super soldier

Loni Leyline: ((follow orders to the letter

Barchar: (ah)

Barchar: (basically what WDG wanted jukon to be becauses he's a fucking dick])

Barchar: (on that note, has AD and Jeska/Jukon/Jeskukon done whatever he wanted yet?)

Loni Leyline: ((actually there was a plot twist about Jukon

Barchar: (o boi)

Loni Leyline: ((she was clone of Zerkas daughter who died

Barchar: (Well yes)

Barchar: (I knew that)

Barchar: (WDG used those clones to make the super soldiers, I thought)

Loni Leyline: ((((Jukon was made to replace her and given to Zerka

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Barchar: (ah)

Barchar: ((you know i don't know why I'm only doing one set of parens now ))

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Barchar: ((I'm on pc I can do two fairly easily))

Loni Leyline: ((Zerka, drunkenly, ashamed of his failure as father and disgusted by Jukon discarded her in the streets

Barchar: ((wow))

Barchar: ((fuck that guy))

Loni Leyline: ((which is why Jukon had such a hottible

Loni Leyline: (horrible childhood*

Barchar: ((that's kind of an unfortunate typo))

Loni Leyline: ((jukon was meant to be a daughter, Jeska was not

Barchar: (ah)

Barchar: (Jukon just turned into a soldier because people suck)

Loni Leyline: ((oh and yes WDG finally got the device, which is what allowed this to happen

Barchar: (ahhh)

Barchar: (and because he's a dick)

Barchar: (that also allowed it to happen)

Barchar: is really, really surprised that he hasn't been bugging her. Then again, she hasn't seen the white wolf in a while. And she's beginning to think he might be well aware of that fact.

Loni Leyline: ((also AD is not hyper

Loni Leyline: now*

Barchar: (what)

Barchar: (Ad was never hyper)

: ((ad is now a hypergod

Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: (oh okay)

Barchar: (i was thinking like)

Barchar: (Hyper. The person. Goat. Guy.)

Hyper: ((i'm now waiting for the perfect time to do something with him ;)

Loni Leyline: (WDG gave him the device which allowed him to be a half powered form

Barchar: (he gon dai)

Barchar: (hyper, not-not AD)

Barchar: (maybe AD but I don't think WDG would kill him after he was surprisingly useful)

Loni Leyline: ((also Onna is dead....thank fuck

Barchar: (awww)

Barchar: (wait why is that a 'thank fuck')

: ((nobody likes onna

Loni Leyline: ((because no one liked her. nit even Slarv

Barchar: (i kinda liked Onna)

Loni Leyline: ((I was like "I dont like Onna" and Slarv was like "k lets kill her

Barchar: (Slarv is a fucking murderer)

Loni Leyline: ((she had no character

Loni Leyline: ((and slarv hated RPing her

Loni Leyline: ((https://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertale/log/2016-05-29

Barchar: (well, anyway, doesn't matter no more)

Barchar: ('cause she's fackin dead)

Loni Leyline: ((thats the log for Jukons truth if you want to read it

Loni Leyline: ((I wanted BC or Frisk there but well

Barchar: (I mean, I dunno how much Barchar would have cared)

Barchar: (I mean, as far as the reveal)

: ((Barchar wouldn't care

: ((She would be like

: (("ok"

Barchar: (if she didn't already know (because I'm pretty sure she'd been in Jeskukon's head) then she'd probably agree that if it has the aspects and memories of Jukon, it's basiclaly ust Jukon)

Barchar: (she likes Jukon, but she's not picky about it being the original)

Barchar: (I mean, heck, clearly she's not invested in the idea of being the original all that much, what with her affinity for [i]all[/i] asriels, not just her own)

Loni Leyline: ((I am curious if you are reading the log and what you think

Barchar: (nah, I'm not, but I can)

Loni Leyline: ((Id like your opinion if you good

Loni Leyline: could*

Barchar: (Jeska has already mentioned something about it being 'just her' (which, no, if it's an alternate personality it))

Barchar: (it's an alternate personality)

Barchar: (but anyway, so that seems the day after the reveal)

Loni Leyline: ((I give out very small hints

Barchar: (mmn)

Barchar: (do you know about the time this happened?)

Loni Leyline: (10:30

Loni Leyline: ((but im in korea

Barchar: (what time is it right now for you)

Loni Leyline: (2 am

: ((it's 12:00 PM for me

Barchar: (so you're 10 hours behind me)

: ((10 hours behind me, too

Loni Leyline: ((yeah

Fellby: ((1 pm for me

Barchar: (which means 10 for you is about...midnight for me?)

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Loni Leyline: (any opinion

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: ((also hi chime

Barchar: (still haven't found it yet)

Barchar: (I still think the thing is probably fine, from just hearing about it)

Fellby: ((hi

Loni Leyline: (I gave you the log

Fellby: ((today i feel kind of sick and that's probably because i stayed up until 4am

: ((oh wow

Loni Leyline: https://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertale/log/2016-05-29

Barchar: (yes, I still have the log open)

Barchar: (I just haven't found it yet)

Loni Leyline: ((scroll down until you see purple WDG

: ((i think you should stay with going to bed at around 3:00 AM

WDG: (like this

Barchar: (ah, thanks)

Barchar: (yay ctrl + F)

Hyper: ((fuck off wgd

Fellby: ((i usually go to bed at two tho

Barchar: (wait, there's only one thing of it)

Barchar: (and you mentioned that jukon was dead not long after that)

: ((o

Barchar: (i think this is the wrong day)

: ((then 2:00 then

Barchar: (...oooh, it's probably the wrong day for me but th eright one for you)

Loni Leyline: ((yeah

Fellby: ((oh shit there's a rather heartbreaking moment between gaster and mettaton in that log

: ((oh

: ((boy

Fellby: ((Gaster: I don't want to ever leave you. #2 MettatonSEX: Mmh, it makes me feel indescribably warm inside when you do that. -Yes, his chest vibrates as he speaks.- 00:19:49 #2 MettatonSEX: You won't. #12 Gaster: ... That's right, I won't.

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Alice: ((gaster left metta for von pyre

Alice: ((lolno

Alice: ((i think i'm sick rn))

Alice: ((rip frisky

Alice: ((got smallpox

Frisky: ((that killed a lot of people how dare you make a joke about that))

Loni Leyline: ((just crtl + f WDG until you see like a high numbet of post

Alice: ((fuck off /ooc

Alice: ((i am my own self

Frisky: ((ok

Barchar: (yeah i found the day)

Barchar: (reading now)

Alice: * She strolls into the bar, and sits down at a booth. She pulls out a piece of paper from her pockets and begins writing down something.

Loni Leyline: ((so gaster is Awol right?

Fellby: ((yup

Barchar: (yeah who knows where the hell he is)

Loni Leyline: (gonna perma death him?

Fellby: ((Depends on how you guys handle the end of the arc.

Alice: ((idk if anybody has noticed but when alice is referring to frisk when talking to metta she always says "your daughter" instead of "frisk" or "my daughter"))

Fellby: ((I noticed.

Alice: ((basically it means that she doesn't really consider frisk as her own daughter, because of the fact that frisk already has a family to care about and all that, and the fact that she kind of feels like she's out of place, like she doesn't really belong))

Fellby: ((so gaster and metta fucked that up

Alice: ((gaster and metta aren't going to fuck up time))

Barchar: (Honestly...eh.)

Alice: ((just saying

Barchar: (I mean, the twist is fine I guess)

Barchar: (I still stand by it not really changing all that much)

Barchar: (I mean, as far as how I consider the Jukon in Jeska)

Barchar: (it may not be Jukon's soul, but it's all the other important mental bits)

Barchar: ('course now she's jeskukon or whatever)

Alice: ((alice just wants frisk to be happy, and she realizes that she already is happy the way she is))

Fellby: ((ah, okay

Alice: ((just a little subtle thing i wanted to add))

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Loni Leyline: (brb

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Alice: * She finishes writing whatever she was writing, and folds the piece of paper into a compact square and puts it into her pocket.

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Barchar: is barchar, what's she writing? (unless keeping it a secret is for some reason necessary in which case she doesn't care enough to look)

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Alice: * it's supposed to be a secret

Alice: * for later today

Barchar: then she don't give a millishit

Fellby: -That's the tiniest shit ever-

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Barchar: i mean there's smaller

Barchar: there's attoshits

Barchar: she maybe gives one of those

Fellby: -is that like-

Fellby: -a fart-

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DamnDude: (( It's a few particles of shit that would probably come out if you scratched your ass. ))

Alice: * it's the atom of a fart

Fellby: -ah yes-

Fellby: -the science of shit-

Alice: * ah yes

Alice: * the science of chimeras

Alice: * chime's species

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Barchar: one of which is named 'nyx'

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Alice: * this is chime's baby photo https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRA5A-Jyezq_j5zDmaHOhZXu3TTtNTq2-2Hotdjq09D7my8800l

Alice: * 10/10 would chimera again

Fellby: ((WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT

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Fellby: ((THAT'S CUTE

Alice: ((i just googled chimera

Alice: ((there are some serious pics and some cute ones like that

DamnDude: (( Chime: "Are you saying there's times I'm not cute?" ))

Alice: ((here's another one chime

Alice: (( https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXIRn3qu4vNA8rfc4NYASrmtQjUB2QU_MSaKRyx2uEW6dUO3eHUA

Fellby: ((ooooh my good

Alice: ((a more cartoonish one https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTn9XBsIbEPiNC_jItEH5yxzAvRBk6a9qm9C9hu-LOD3PAHF0AEEQ

Alice: ((omf http://www.squishable.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/opensquish_chimera_17838.jpg

Alice: ((anotha one https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlS3vMT5pg1k6f1SN1Owh43ZOPyMHLN5qQq_RttLfT38oUgC1FMA

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Alice: ((that's all i can find

Alice: ((the cute chimera collection is complete

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Fellby: ((i am sated

Alice: ((ok cool

Alice: * She orders a cherry coke, sipping it when she gets it.

Fellby: wakes up on the couch, burning a little brighter when he wakes up.

Alice: "So, are you feeling better after eating that log?"

Alice: ((Fellby: I had a dream about getting thirty inches of dildo inserted into my ass..))

Alice: ((Fellby: And I died..))

Fellby: Yeah, I am.

Alice: "Yesterday night was just... weird in general."

Fellby: Oh, tell me about it. God, burning fuel like that really takes it out of me.

Barchar: (what happened to fellby?)

Alice: "Yeah, I can tell."

Fellby: ((He overtaxed himself by burning bright, so he had to burn an entire log.

Fellby: ((Basically, it's like getting hungry after excersizing a lot.

Barchar: (mmn)

Fellby: ((and, well, for him it's like eating a huge meal

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MB!SwapMuffet: walks in, immediately stopping on seeing Grillby. "Oh, [i]merde[/i], what have I missed?"

Fellby: You missed some bullshit maze.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, lord knows we've not endured enough bullshit yet."

Alice: "You missed hell."

Alice: "Literally."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh."

Fellby: Like, there were actual demons.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well. I suppose at least you're prepared for later, hm?"

Fellby: shrugs. "Guess so. They got a good look at my ass, so I guess they got a preview."

Alice: "At least I was mainly in front."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Give a little, take a little." She said, adjusting her glasses. "So, did you get anything else about your father, this trip? I remember you mentioning something about him last time we were privy to the underworld."

MB!SwapMuffet: "And, dear god, somehow my life has changed so that I can say 'the last time we were privy to the underworld' and mean it. Have that be the case."

Fellby: Pfft, no. They were more interested in eating this goat kid.

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Smol Asriel: ((Ey

MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, the one on the elevator?"

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Smol Asriel: is a very tired gote child

Barchar: and toriel are still with him

Barchar: is glaring at muffet.

Fellby: Yeah, him.

Wandering Frisk: -walks by- hey bosses

MB!SwapMuffet: "...Do you have a problem, deary?"

Fellby: Oh hey Frisk.

MB!SwapMuffet: barchar. "No. Not a one."

Wandering Frisk: looking good muffet. lookin hot Grillby

Smol Asriel: ((>liking charisk

MB!SwapMuffet: "Thank you, Frisk." She says, smiling and adjusting her glasses again.

Smol Asriel: ((What is this

MB!SwapMuffet: (I'm trash dude)

Fellby: gives a weak thumbs-up as he sits up. His shirt's still open.

Smol Asriel: ((Asrisk is clearly better

Wandering Frisk: -walks off

MB!SwapMuffet: (this has been plainly expressed)

MB!SwapMuffet: (i see your asrisk, and raise you a charasrisk. I mean I don't really like that that much but you know compromises)

MB!SwapMuffet: "...Goodbye, Frisk."

Fellby: There he goes.

MB!SwapMuffet: "He certainly is an odd kid."

Fellby: Yup. But, well, he brings home the bacon.

Smol Asriel: ((Charasrisk is acceptable depending on the type of chara

Smol Asriel: ((Also I sry for logging off earlier i needed more sleep

Smol Asriel: ((Up till 5 because azzy was having a very bad night

MB!SwapMuffet: "That he does." She says, sitting next to him.

MB!SwapMuffet: (erping as a five-year-old version of him that stabs people probably didn't help)

Fellby: ((that's fine, slarv

Smol Asriel: ((Probably but it was mainly that his friend unintentionally called him a bad person

MB!SwapMuffet: (ouch)

MB!SwapMuffet: (that was rude of her)

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Smol Asriel: ((I think she has a very different interpretation of a certain previous incident than azzy does

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Smol Asriel: purrs

Fellby: sighs and looks at Smazzy. "At least he seems happy."

Smol Asriel: is just happy mom's here

Bondertale: mom is indeed here

Bondertale: and will be here more often than never, which was pretty much the previous situation

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Which is somewhat impressive, considering the fact that he was apparently partially devoured by demons, but hey, good on him."

Fellby: He's tough. He doesn't seem like it, but he's though.

Smol Asriel: no gotemom and rarely gotedad didn't make getting fucked by god easy

Fellby: *tough

Alice: * he's not tough when he gets a seventy foot long dildo up the anus

MB!SwapMuffet: i really hope that's figurative

Smol Asriel: the godcock

Fellby: ((we were fucking around on shamchat last night and frisky and i found each other

Alice: ((i can confirm

Smol Asriel: ((Me and mv had the best one

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Smol Asriel: ((The chainsawcocks will ride again

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Alice: ((gaston and fellby had sex

Alice: ((gaston had a seventy foot long dildo

Alice: ((literallg

Alice: ((literally*

Fellby: ((it knocked over telephone poles

Alice: ((gaston stuck the dick in fellby's ass

Alice: ((they went twenty four feet before the dildo hit fellby's soul

Smol Asriel: ((I think Imma do some fucked shit on shamchat later

Alice: ((fellby died

MB!SwapMuffet: (MBM: 'you better have made them pay for it)

Alice: ((fellby had to pay ten dollars and a half

Alice: ((to have sex with gaston

MB!SwapMuffet: (MBM: "That is the incorrect person to be paid here")

Fellby: ((it wasn't serious we were just fucking around

Alice: ((it was hilarious

Smol Asriel: ((Nobody would erp with "your sexy bearded mom"

Smol Asriel: ((Shitlords

Fellby: ((and then i tried screwing with this one girl but even when i mentioned fellby being burning hot (like, stove hot) she was into it

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MB!SwapMuffet: (some people are into that)

Alice: ((it's like how some people are into preteens in japan))

MB!SwapMuffet: (i mean people are into that everywhere)

MB!SwapMuffet: (Japan just draws a lot of it)

Alice: ((yeah

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Fellby: sighs and pops a cigarette into his mouth.

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Wandering Frisk: -walks by-

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hi again Frisk."

Fellby: Hey.

DamnDude: (( Everybody just immediatly wants to kill the fire/water cocks immediately ))

MB!SwapMuffet: rests her six arms on the top of the couch. She'd put her leg on the arm of it, but due to that damned spatial anomaly the arm is infinitely far from her.

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Alice: ((fellby is also into seventy foot long cocks

Wandering Frisk: you know what happiness is boss? being in those 6 arms of yours

MB!SwapMuffet: "I've heard it before."

Fellby: That doesn't stop it from being true.

Wandering Frisk: and that chest of yours looks like the best place to rest ones head Grilby

MB!SwapMuffet: "I can confirm."

Wandering Frisk: -walks off

Fellby: smiles.

Fellby: ... Wait, did he just walk up to us to compliment us?

MB!SwapMuffet: "...It appears so."

MB!SwapMuffet: "I'm not sure why he feels the need to kiss up to us, he's already hired. It's not that I have a problem, more that it just seems odd."

Fellby: Yeah, it's a bit weird.

Alice: ((six arms? six hands able to be stuck up the asshole))

Alice: ((10/10

Fellby: ((fellby: good shit

Alice: ((Fellby: still better than the cosmic pleasurizer))

MB!SwapMuffet: "Unless he's attempting to get a promotion of some sort, but he should know full well that such flattery isn't really the method to our hearts."

Alice: ((Fellby: It's the dick that gets to our hearts.))

Fellby: Yeah. Just because we're whores doesn't mean we do that kind of promotion.

Alice: ((Fellby: Literally.))

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, at least he works hard, too."

Fellby: It's not like he's sitting around on his ass.

Fellby: ((fellby: he's sitting on dicks instead

MB!SwapMuffet: (MBM: "And occasionally vaginas")

Fellby: ((fellby: don't forget faces

Alice: ((MBM: all around me are familiar faces

Alice: ((MBM: worn out places

Alice: ((Fellby: those aren't even the damn lyrics

MB!SwapMuffet: (MBM: "WE BANNED MEMES, MYSELF")

Fellby: ((fellby: *marches out to the front of the barkery and hammers a sign into the ground that says NO MEMES ALLOWED"*

MB!SwapMuffet: (as if they haven't done that already)

Alice: ((fellby loses customers

Alice: ((actually he would gain them

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MB!SwapMuffet: (the meme freedom)

Fellby: ((nobody can quote memes in the barkery

MB!SwapMuffet: (watching the dover boys is a capital offense)

Alice: ((you lose your dick

Alice: ((if you watch the dover boys

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Fellby: ((CONFOUND THOSE DOVERBOYS

MB!SwapMuffet: (THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK)

MB!SwapMuffet: (They have a customer from a dimension where cut Undertale content was real.)

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Fellby: ((*shots shots shots*

MB!SwapMuffet: (It's doge.)

MB!SwapMuffet: (They have to debate whether or not she's allowed.)

Fellby: (("For you, there's an exception. If you say "wow, such booby" you're out the door

MB!SwapMuffet: ("And I swear to god, if I have to see one letter of comic Sans, I might flip out.)

MB!SwapMuffet: (*every skeleton starts sweating*)

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Fellby: ((fellby: wait muffet we might loose the skeleton fucker audience

MB!SwapMuffet: ("FUCK")

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MB!SwapMuffet: ("OKAY A CHARACTER OF COMIC SANS FROM ANYBODY WITH AT LEAST ONE BODY PART COVERED IN FLESH")

Fellby: (("that's better"

MB!SwapMuffet: "Wait, you're a fire elemental. Does that count?"

MB!SwapMuffet: (shit)

MB!SwapMuffet: (i meant to put that in parenthesis)

Fellby: ((... i don't know

MB!SwapMuffet: pauses. "er...sorry. That was random. I'm just thinking."

Fellby: Oh, that's fine, baby. What are you thinking about?

MB!SwapMuffet: "...an overly long train of thought that started with how much I despise memes and ended if whether you'd count as having at least one body part covered in flesh."

Wandering Frisk: walks by

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hello again."

Fellby: Mmh.

Wandering Frisk: hey bosses

Fellby: Hello, Frisk.

Wandering Frisk: keep workin hard at looking good

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hah. Working hard."

Wandering Frisk: walks off

Fellby: Anyway, Muffet, I'm not sure if fire counts as flesh.

MB!SwapMuffet: "...what in the name of all that is good in this world is he up to? He was never this much of a kiss-ass."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well...figurative kiss-ass anyway."

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Fellby: Yeah... he's planning something.

Alice: ((Fellby: He's probably planning an orgy..))

Alice: ((MBM: Maybe.))

MB!SwapMuffet: (MBM: "He better invite us")

Fellby: ((Fellby: If he doesn't he's fired.

MB!SwapMuffet: (MBM: "Fired, banned, ascended to memehood so he can be super banned.")

Fellby: flips his cigarette into his mouth.

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Smol Asriel: ((Flame u want azzy to flirt with barchar

MB!SwapMuffet: (uh)

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Azzy [Azzy].

MB!SwapMuffet: (which)

Azzy: ((Azzy's character

Azzy: ((Named azzy

MB!SwapMuffet: (why the fuck not)

: Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Barchar: exists still

Azzy: ((He's basically jager on speed

Fellby: -Good for her-

MB!SwapMuffet: wow oppressing all nonixestant people you shitlord

Barchar: wait no technically she doesn't exist

MB!SwapMuffet: too late you asshole

Azzy: lua tells you to check your priviledge

Barchar: fuuuuuck

Azzy: enters the bar and perks up upon seeing barchar, heading back through the door

Azzy: comes back in a spacesuit and an american flag in hand

Barchar: "...what are you doing"

Azzy: slides over to barchar, taking his helmet off

: Wandering Frisk's connection timed out.

Alice: * She stares at Azzy.

Alice: ((how does azzy feel about frisk coming back today

Azzy: "I'm preparing for the expedition"

Azzy: ((Azzy will drop any waifu and go back to frisk

Barchar: "...The what?"

Barchar: she cri

Fellby: You going to the moon, kid?

Azzy: "Nonono"

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Azzy: "There's a wormhole nearby I need to explore"

Alice: "Interesting."

Barchar: "...There's no wormhole within...well, my visible range at least."

Azzy: oh yes there is

Barchar: "Which I suppose isn't that far out there, but still."

Barchar: is surprisingly oblivious to this innuendo

Fellby: ... Wait.

Azzy: "I get the feeling there's one right next to me~"

Alice: "Wait.'

Alice: "*

Alice: "Oh my fuck."

Barchar: "...Are you..."

Alice: "Not again."

Azzy: puts an arm around barchar

Barchar: 'okay. Keep your cool. Don't fangirl. DO. NOT. FANGIRL.'

Azzy: ((WAIT

Azzy: ((DID HE ACTUALLY SCORE

Barchar: "Uhhhhhh I am okay with this."

Barchar: IS BARCHAR

Azzy: "WAIT WHAT"

Azzy: "I'm not getting punched?"

Alice: ((he's still going to drop the waifu

Barchar: is like the one person who he can do this with

Barchar: "No. I...I don't usually like to punch you guys."

Fellby: You're okay with this, Chara?

Azzy: internal squeeing

Barchar: is hugging an asriel head with smazzy's non-decapitated head in her lap and another Asriel's arm around her

Barchar: basically if it's not obvious she's obssessed with them just by this image I dunno what I can do

Azzy: well technically the son of an asriel

Fellby: ((oh shit is that the ice cream truck i hear

Barchar: well still

Alice: * She feels like a huge weight has just been lifted off of her shoulders.

Alice: ((it's azzy

Alice: ((coming to your house

Wandering Frisk: stop! hes 11

Azzy: ((Don't eat that ice cream

Barchar: "Wait, what?"

Azzy: "Excuse you"

Azzy: "I can fix that"

Wandering Frisk: hes a kid

Azzy: goes hypergod

Barchar: "...GODDAMMIT"

Barchar: "MY ONE CHANCE"

Azzy: was only physically 11

Wandering Frisk: not even more thana few weeks old

Alice: ((barchar ditches azzy

Barchar: "AND IT'S WITH SOMEBODY NOT EVEN HALF MY AGE!"

Azzy: "NONONO"

Azzy: "I'M AGELESS GODDAMMIT"

Alice: * The weight on her soldiers has been put on again.

Alice: ((azzy is fucked

Alice: shoulders*

Alice: * fuck.

Fellby: blinks. "Well. This is certainly something."

Wandering Frisk: Fanta birthed him like 3 weeks ago

Alice: "I know, right?

Alice: "*

Barchar: "RIGHT, OF COURSE, IT'S THAT ONE! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!"

Barchar: all snails in a 20 mile radius shrivel up and die

Fellby: -Guess we're having escargot tonight-

Alice: "I'm just worried because this Frisk is coming back to the bar today - and is one that the goat-flirt [i]really[/i] likes."

Azzy: "FUCK YOU FRISK"

Azzy: "NOT THE HOT ONE"

Azzy: "THE STUPID COCKBLOCKING ONE"

: Azzy [Azzy] disconnected.

Wandering Frisk: fuck you pedo

DamnDude: (( Someone half my age, "I ))

Barchar: is salty with azzy, though for a very different reason

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Barchar: "I'M NOT A-WHY"

DamnDude: (( "I'm 31" ))

DamnDude: (( "That's worse!" ))

Azzy: "Wait..."

DamnDude: (( "days old" ))

Azzy: "Frisk is..?

Alice: "What are you talking about?"

Fellby: ... Hooo, boy.

Azzy: "She's coming back?!"

Alice: "..."

Alice: [sup]"Yes."[/sup]

Azzy: "WELL THAT CHANGES THINGS"

Azzy: hops up

DamnDude: (( Azzy smacks barchar ))

Azzy: "SEEYA, SKANK" to barchar

Azzy: hops out the anydoor, shouting "FRISK ASS" over and over again

Alice: "..."

Fellby: ... What a dickweed.

Alice: "That is the reason why I'm worried."

Barchar: "...skank? Jesus."

Barchar: "He came up to [i]me[/i]."

Barchar: "Grillby, Muffet, you have to have Asriels in that little place of yours. Are they usually like that?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "Not in my experience."

Fellby: Asriels are usually rather sweet and shy.

Azzy: "WOOPWOOOPWOPWOPWOPWOOOOOP"

Fellby: Very vanilla.

: Azzy [Azzy] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Barchar: "Okay, thank god, for a second there I was worried."

Smol Asriel: is smol

Fellby: -That he is.0

Bondertale: is very confused, not having been privvy to Barchar's thirstiness before

Smol Asriel: "What was he talking about.."

Alice: "The Frisk that the thirsty-goat likes just happens to be Mettaton's daughter, so when I go on a 'vacation', hopefully he will deal with thirsty-goat when Frisk comes back."

Alice: ((#killthirstygoat

Fellby: Someone's about to get his little goat ass beat, then.

Alice: "Yeah."

Barchar: "If not by him, then by me."

Barchar: "He's not technically an Asriel, just the child of one."

Alice: "Probably an unwanted child."

: Wandering Frisk's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Well, I mean, she didn't birth him like a normal person would."

Fellby: He's fanta's kid, right?

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Barchar: "Apparently Fanta reproduces asexually."

Fanta: is still on the couch, trying to reform, she's got about half a body

Fellby: I didn't know she could knock herself up.

Alice: "Huh."

Fanta: "I didn't know"

Fanta: "It was weird as hell"

Fellby: Sounds like it.

Barchar: "So, how's that reforming going?"

Barchar: "Also, am I allowed to kick your kid in the back of the head for calling me a skank?"

Fanta: "I don't consider him my kid, he ran away literally a day after being born and called me a whore, which isn't innacurate but still"

Fanta: "Kick his ass, sure"

Fellby: What a little shit.

Barchar: "Awesome."

Alice: "He needs a lesson."

Barchar: "I can certainly give him that."

Fanta: "Reforming is... not great"

Barchar: "Any way I can help?"

Fanta: "I dunno, feels like my controls got completely fucked"

Fanta: "I can form my head by trying to form a foot"

Fanta: "It's so weird"

Fellby: So, like... your brain's scrambled.

Barchar: "...Well, then, in fact, it sounds like I'm the perfect person to help."

Alice: "Huh."

Barchar: "Who else can literally get into your head and help you get everything all centered?"

Barchar: "Nobody I know. I mean, I guess that 'barzan' fuck, but he'd probably try to make it worse."

Fanta: "Maybe, I dunno"

Fellby: gets up. "I'm gonna go home and change my clothes, these ones are starting to smell like a campfire."

MB!SwapMuffet: waves. "I'll catch up, cheri."

Alice: "Alright."

Barchar: "Well, then hey, might as well try, right?"

Barchar: hands Toriel the ex-revenant. "Would you hold him?"

Bondertale: she awkwardly does so.

Fanta: he likes being held by gotemom

Barchar: gives a thumbs-up, before her body goes limp against the back of the couch.

Fanta: ((Clipboards

Fanta: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/56/c9/56c9a474a082149b24990ebfdaca1c34.png

Barchar: flies around a bit. "Man, I'm not used to being out of that body, anymore."

Fanta: ((Oh fuck thats porn

Barchar: (how mildly hot)

Fanta: ((I don't think it's explicit

Barchar: (http://scotchtapeofficial.tumblr.com/post/145352043042)

Fellby: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/da7cae7f9bb8cedea5b26d1766335165/tumblr_o7vskjOMMR1tgb6wyo4_1280.png

Barchar: (not really)

Fanta: ((Badly drawn

Barchar: (alphass)

Fellby: ((mine is cringe

Fanta: ((I dumped alphys porn in new home so

Barchar: (please for the love of god)

Fanta: ((Lemme get some good pron to back it up

Barchar: (tell me that's satire chime)

Fellby: ((i would but it's

Fellby: ((well, it's tumblr

Fanta: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/9f/a1/9fa1dcc6095b96718df7d12cc64438d7.png better pron

Barchar: (10/10 undyne)

Fanta: ((I'm hosting an alphass contest

Barchar: (though why she would say 'holy papyrus' baffles me)

Barchar: (that wasn't ass tho)

Fanta: ((Shh

Barchar: (ya-ya freakin' liar)

Fanta: if barchar enters fanta's brain this century this is what she sees

Barchar: does then

Barchar: look we were distracted by ooc

Fanta: it looks like fanta's usual headspace, except there's a giant dark hole in the middle of it, some stuff is upside down, some stuff is gone, some walls are replaced by static, place looks kinda fucked

Barchar: "Jesus, Fanta, it looks like a tornado blew through here."

Fanta: "It feels like it"

Barchar: "I don't know how much of this I can even touch, but let me try..."

Barchar: starts flipping shit right-side up, replacing bits she remembered being there-though, she realized of course that not all of it was gone because of the problem. Well, hey, no harm in giving her some things, too.

Barchar: "there's this huge...gap in the middle. I dunno what's up with it. Everything else I at least understand, but that's just..."

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Fanta: 's form starts shifting, she's soon fully reformed

Fanta: "Yeah, that's working... I don't know what that is"

Barchar: "Damn. Well, at least I've got the other stuff..."

Barchar: looks around, tossing something unimportant into the gap.

Fellby: walks back in, in a fresh set of clothes.

Barchar: "I hope you didn't need the knowledge of that lunch from three years ago."

Fanta: shudders a bit

Fanta: the gap spits it out

Fanta: [color=#2b0057]"What?"[/color]

Barchar: "...what the-?"

Barchar: "Hey, who's in there!?"

Fanta: [color=#2b0057]"Ah... you're Chara right? Er... what am I doing here?"[/color]

Fanta: is speaking aloud

Barchar: (why is her text purple?)

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Fanta: ((Different voice

Barchar: "Uh...yeah...Barchar Dreemurr. I don't know what you're doing in here, but you're sitting in some...big gaping hole in Fanta's mind."

Fanta: [color=#2b0057]"Er... I don't exactly know what's happe-"[/color]

Fanta: "What the hell"

Barchar: "Woah, look, okay, who are you?"

Barchar: "I want to help, but I...really don't recognize you right now."

Fanta: "I'm back.."

Fanta: "I blacked out for a second"

Barchar: "...Uh-huh."

Barchar: "There's...somebody in there."

Fanta: "Well shit."

Barchar: tries to go in the big, gaping hole

Fellby: ((you gotta ask first

Fanta: "OW OW NOPE DON'T DO WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING"

Barchar: backs off. "...Alright then."

Fanta: melts down, her head gets even more fucked than when barchar first entered

Barchar: "OH, FUCK!"

Barchar: scrambles to try to keep things in order

Fanta: "W͙H̳̝̤͉̦̝̰A҉̱T̖͍̻͝ ̪D̮̦͚̯̰͓̮I̶̭͉͇͈D͏̺̳̗̯͓̲̣ ̱̳Y̩̜O̞̼̖͓̜U̷͖̤̻̜ D҉͕̘͖͍̱̞̱O̬̫̥̠̲̝͖"

Fanta: this is audible to everyone, she's speaking aloud

Fanta: ((brb

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Barchar: "I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I'MSORRYI'MSORRY"

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Wandering Frisk: walks in

MB!SwapMuffet: is gone

Wandering Frisk: muffet?

Wandering Frisk: Fellby?

Alice: "Err.."

MB!SwapMuffet: is back at the barkery

MB!SwapMuffet: fellby isn't

MB!SwapMuffet: wait no

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MB!SwapMuffet: other way around im a dingus

Fanta: she fixes stuff up

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hello again again, deary."

Fanta: reforms again

Barchar: "OKAY. DO NOT TOUCH THE HUGE GAPING MIND-HOLE."

Fanta: "DON'T DO THAT"

Fellby: walks back in, with new clothes.

Barchar: "SCIENCE HAS BEEN CONDUCTED."

Wandering Frisk: Hey bosses

Fellby: (("DO NOT TOUCH THE HUGE GAPING MIND-HOLE"

Fellby: Hey, Frisk.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Come to give us random compliments again, I assume?"

Barchar: sighs, popping back into her body.

Barchar: "Alright. So..."

Barchar: "That is a thing."

Barchar: "You've got some giant mental black hole, with somebody living in it."

Fanta: "Jesus.."

Barchar: "I couldn't remember the voice, which is nice and annoying."

Barchar: "I mean, it's not sucking things in, but..."

Barchar: "I don't know what to make of it. Which, again, is really freaking infuriating."

Fanta: actually, it was a sorta familiar voice

Wandering Frisk: I ahhh

Fanta: female, barchar hasn't seen her in a while though

Barchar: thinks, trying to pinpoint it

Fanta: it was a toriel

Alice: "Weird."

Barchar: "...Wait..."

Wandering Frisk: is random compliments bad?

Barchar: "...Hm. That was a toriel."

Fanta: "Oh... hi mom.."

MB!SwapMuffet: "No. We're just...well, put it bluntly, somewhat wonderinf what your game is."

Wandering Frisk: my game? I like poker

MB!SwapMuffet: "Haha."

Fellby: laughs.

Fanta: "Well... thanks for sorting out my controls"

MB!SwapMuffet: "But this is at least somewhat serious. Why are you being such a brown-noser all of a sudden? If you're attempting to win us over, I regret to inform you that's not the correct method."

Barchar: "No problem."

Barchar: "Uh...if you want, I can try to sort out that whole 'toriel' situation later, too."

Barchar: "Gives me something to do."

Wandering Frisk: win you ober? I was just trying to be nice

Fanta: "I probably need to let hywel know I'm ok"

Fellby: Huh, really?

Wandering Frisk: you two are nice to me

: Erron's connection timed out.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well...alright, I suppose. Just popping in for the express purpose of making vaguely romantic comments to us is...strange."

Fellby: Sorry about that, it's just... well, people like to get stuff for free, you know?

Wandering Frisk: I mean....Id like to spend more time with you twob

Barchar: shrugs. "You can do anything you like."

Fanta: leans back

Wandering Frisk: two*

Fanta: "I'm gonna just... relax for a bit

Barchar: "That's fine."

MB!SwapMuffet: "...Ah. I...think I might see."

Fellby: sighs as he pops a cigarette into his mouth, and then pats the cushion next to him. "Alright, have a seat then."

MB!SwapMuffet: "I suppose the vaguely romantic comments do rather make more sense when you take them at face value, hm?"

Wandering Frisk: sits next yo them

Fellby: They do, actually.

Alice: ((Fellby: we'll teach you the ways of tomfuckery))

Barchar: (MBM: "We can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out")

Fellby: ((fellby: can you take a seventy foot long dildo in your ass?

Wandering Frisk: we dont have to go too far

Fellby: That's fine, I'm good with staying here for now.

Fellby: checks his phone.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Deary, you can probably understand how we might be a little...apprehensive about accepting another person into this little arrangement again."

Wandering Frisk: just want a break from the Toriels

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Wandering Frisk: are you two....

MB!SwapMuffet: "Are we what?"

Alice: ((WF: Fuckers?))

Alice: ((Fellby: Why yes we are.))

Fellby: ((fellby: did you not know

Alice: ((MBM: We fuck lots of things, you don't know that already?))

Barchar: (MBM: "We work in and have created a brothel")

Wandering Frisk: uh...nevermind

DamnDude: (( WF: "Related?" ))

Barchar: (MBM: "You work there too")

Fellby: No, no, go on.

MB!SwapMuffet: "No. What were you going to say?"

Wandering Frisk: ......engaged.?

MB!SwapMuffet: "...No. Not yet."

Fellby: laughs a little, but then freezes up. "What do you mean not yet?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "I'd be lying if I said the idea hadn't bounced around in my head, but there are certain expectations when puts themselves in such a...binding relationship. Expectations that might cause issues."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Er-poor choice of words, cheri. I've no plans at the moment."

Fellby: I... oh, okay.

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Wandering Frisk: I reallyvlike being with you two but

Wandering Frisk: I dontvwant to come in between

Alice: ((WF: I wanna see you two fuck

Fellby: ((fellby: you can come between us anytime, baby ;)

Alice: ((WF: but not come in between

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well...on the off-chance such a relationship were to sprout up, you wouldn't come between us."

MB!SwapMuffet: "You might not know, but the late Dr. Gaster was, originally, in a similar position."

MB!SwapMuffet: "...It didn't last long, admittedly."

Wandering Frisk: oh

MB!SwapMuffet: "But that was on the merits of the man, not the relationship."

Fellby: Things got really messy. I'd say ask Hellaton, but he really doesn't want to talk about it.

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, no, do-do NOT ask Hellaton."

MB!SwapMuffet: "It's best if you never bring him up around him, quite frankly."

Wandering Frisk: ...okay

Wandering Frisk: im a bit confused

Fellby: Okay, here's the deal.

Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/6P5Yiq0.jpg

Fanta: ((/r/blackpeopletwitter is the best

Fellby: Us three were in a poly relationship. An open one.

Alice: ((Fellby: Fuck off, and we can fuck you tomorrow night.))

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Alice: ((Fellby: No charges.

Fellby: It turned to shit.

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Wandering Frisk: Oh...

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MB!SwapMuffet: "It's not to say that we think you're going to do something similar."

MB!SwapMuffet: "It's simply...well...bad memories."

Alice: ((Fellby: Porn stars have regrets, y'know.))

Wandering Frisk: .....Im sorry

Alice: ((Fellby: Like that one time when I got twenty four feet of dildo in my ass.))

MB!SwapMuffet: "To be fair, there's little chance of you ever doing anything as bad as he did."

MB!SwapMuffet: "At the very, very least...you likely won't intentionally hurt either of us."

Fellby: Unless we ask for it, of course.

MB!SwapMuffet: "...Yes. Unless we do that." She says, looking away.

Wandering Frisk: I guess that means I cant have fun with you two

MB!SwapMuffet: "If that's your definition of 'fun', don't expect anything we start to last long." She says, bitterly.

Fellby: We do enjoy other things than sex, you know.

Alice: ((Fellby: Like eating logs.))

Alice: ((MBM: what the fuck fellby

Wandering Frisk: (sry meant to have "either" at the end of it

Alice: ((Fellby: You should know that.()

Wandering Frisk: I didnt mean th-.....

Wandering Frisk: ...right

MB!SwapMuffet: "Retour poignarder baiseur" She mutters.

Wandering Frisk: what?

MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh. Thinking about days gone by. Don't worry about it."

Fellby: I don't remember if you even met the guy.

Wandering Frisk: maybe I should just go

MB!SwapMuffet: "er-no. No, you're fine."

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Fellby: It's a touchy subject. That's all.

Wandering Frisk: you two wete the only real ones who were nice to me

Wandering Frisk: I think I got too close

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hey, no, I-merde, why do I need to get distracted by this." She runs her hand over her face, displacing her glasses a bit. "Look. Let's get back to the point and off the dead douchebag: This proposition isn't an impossible one."

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: ((heya

Fellby: ((hi

Barchar: (hio bio)

Alice: ((hi

Barchar: (welcome to the angst hour with muffet, fellby and Wandering frisk)

Fellby: Just... give us time, alright? Pardon the bad metaphor, but relationships are a lot like fires.

Wandering Frisk: okay

: ((On the other hand, I programmed exploding arrows into a game I play. It actually looks kinda cool))

Fellby: Some start burning quickly, while others need a few more sparks to get going.

Wandering Frisk: Heh I was never really good with realtionships

MB!SwapMuffet: "Though I've never seen a fire carve it's visage into somebody's abdomen." She mutters

Fellby: You have to be careful with fire and not let it burn out of control, otherwise it might hurt you.

Wandering Frisk: lies back

Wandering Frisk: to think...all I wanted to do was cuddle

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hah. Yes. We tend to put on a rather relaxed, uncaring, seductive visage."

MB!SwapMuffet: "...We've all been through a lot. Including you."

Fellby: ((brb

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Wandering Frisk: opens up his arms

Wandering Frisk: hug?

MB!SwapMuffet: ponders for a second. "Why not." She wraps her arms around Frisk.

Fellby: nods. "Alright, a hug it is."

Fellby: embraces Frisk too.

Wandering Frisk: dont know what it is, but a hug from you two is so different than anyones elses

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Fellby: That's good to know.

MB!SwapMuffet: "The four extra arms likely help."

Wandering Frisk: this feels like comfort

Fellby: pats Frisk's back.

Wandering Frisk: just stays in thr hug

MB!SwapMuffet: eventually breaks off from it. "...Well, you can certainly do that rather well."

Fellby: nods. "Yes you can."

: Wandering Frisk's connection timed out.

Barchar: (the purple trio)

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Wandering Frisk: ..thanks

Wandering Frisk: wipes his eye

Fellby: ((Indeed

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Fellby: ((scumster had to go 'cause his text was green

Fellby: ((oh and he did all that gross fetish shit

Alice: ((because fuck off scumster

Barchar: (but mostly the green)

Barchar: (he's ruining the aesthetic)

Alice: ((nobody likes green

Fellby: ((They redecorated the whole damn place in shades of purple

Fellby: ((gtg

Wandering Frisk: (k

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: ((a e s t h e t i c))

Wandering Frisk: I hope we can at least do that again soon

MB!SwapMuffet: "It was rather enjoyable."

Wandering Frisk: nods

Hyper: [color=#FF0000]* B)[/color]

Alice: * red shades

Hyper: * [color=#FF0000]fuck off[/color]

Alice: * ow the edge

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Wandering Frisk: (is bread Awol again?

Fanta: ((Ye

Wandering Frisk: dag

Alice: ((Jekon: welp, time to fuck hyper

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Fanta: ((I fixed the lag on reborn thank fuck

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Alice: ((the wall of death

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Fanta: ((God I wish I had a slugma

Fanta: ((To hatch this mystery egg

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Wandering Frisk: goes to the bar

Jäger Leyline: -is at the bar

Fanta: ((Nice, got emolga

Wandering Frisk: hey good looking need some company?

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Jäger Leyline: nope not into dudes

Wandering Frisk: ahh

Fanta: has nodded off

Wandering Frisk: hey Fanta

Alice: ((fanta dreams about satan

Wandering Frisk: ((or cheese

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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -trots in because why not-[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Hey, everyone~[/color][/font]

Alice: "Hi."

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Wandering Frisk: hey

Jäger Leyline: hey

Wandering Frisk: hello maam, I need of some fun?

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Alice: ((WF: i'm a prostitude

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Fanta: ((Why is my cat yowling at me

Jäger Leyline: barkin up the wrong tree kid

Wandering Frisk: ((it hates yiy

Fanta: ((Well yeah

Wandering Frisk: you

Fanta: ((I knew that

Fanta: ((But she doesn't usually vocalize it

Fanta: ((I finally have an electric type to fuck that chatot with

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Fanta: ((Ooooh shiny

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Fanta: ((Almost ran out of balls but i got it

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Alice: ((you almost ran out of balls?

Fanta: ((Had 2 left

Alice: ((two left...?

Alice: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fanta: ((I'm a chainsawcock warrior frisky

Alice: ((ok then.))

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Fanta: ((The mystery egg gave my a rhyhorn

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Fanta: ((A fucking rhyhorn

Fanta: ((For all that shit

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Fanta: ((and no egg moves yeah fuck that

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Fanta: ((Ey

MettatonSEX: ((yo

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MettatonSEX: ((did u get a shiny

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Alice: ((hi mv

MettatonSEX: ((what shiny

MettatonSEX: ((hi

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Fanta: ((I got a shiny beedrill

Fanta: ((Lemme get a pic

MettatonSEX: ((NICE

Alice: ((one of my friends has an unhealthy obsession with chainsaws

MettatonSEX: ((beedrill is cool even tho irl id die of an intense heart attack

MettatonSEX: ((...theres another?!

Alice: ((beedril is awesome

Alice: ((beedrill*

Alice: ((yeah

MettatonSEX: ((bee dril.i will face god and walk backwards into hell

Alice: ((yep

MettatonSEX: ((anyway nice

MettatonSEX: ((imma play showdown for a bit

Fanta: ((Grinding in reborn is cool because instead of like a 0.0001 % chance of shiny it's like 1%

Alice: ((ok

MettatonSEX: ((nice

Alice: ((btw frisk is gonna be back to normal today

MettatonSEX: ((tho i wana see the shiny bee

Alice: ((if you didn't know

Alice: ((already

MettatonSEX: ((i know

Fanta: ((Azzy finally got his chance

Fanta: ((Someone said yes

Alice: ((just making sure

MettatonSEX: ((oh my

Fanta: ((And then alice said frisk was coming back

Fanta: (("SEEYA BITCH"

MettatonSEX: ((lol

Alice: ((yep

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Alice: ((he called barchar a dirty wanker

MettatonSEX: ((anyway wheres the shine bee pic if u have it

MettatonSEX: ((oh no

Fanta: ((Uploading

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/BchVw7V

MettatonSEX: ((ill fight someone on ps then come back

MettatonSEX: ((HOLY SHIT

Fanta: ((Ice bee

MettatonSEX: ((I LOVE THAT SHINE BEE

Alice: ((HOLY SHIT

Alice: ((I LOVE THAT SHINY BEE

Alice: ((anything with that color scheme i love

MettatonSEX: ((canon shiny beedrill is eh. reborn shiny beedrill is FUCK YE

Alice: ((YEP

Fanta: ((Reborn shinies are super cool

Fanta: ((I got a shiny pidove a while ago

Fanta: ((Fuuuuuuck I got into the super hard boss fight without saving first

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Alice: ((you better not lose then

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Fanta: ((I just reset after my emolga got one shotted

Fanta: ((He's my only chance to beat chatot

Alice: (( https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxIKVKGY3absQ-YZkaVD8Kx6OjxT5UQunZmvPRgPjGr6WNU5rm

Wandering Frisk: ((oi

Loni Leyline: -is in the bar with Jager

Fanta: ((WHAT

Fanta: ((CHATOT TANKED THAT

Wandering Frisk: ((oh I wtthough that was me

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Fanta: ((HOW THE FUCK DID CHATOT TANK THAT

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Loni Leyline: is drawing on a blueprint paper,

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Fanta: ((GODDAMMIT

Fanta: ((I HAD THEM ON THEIR LAST POKEMON

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Fanta: ((AND IT HAD FUCKING A MILLION DEF FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON

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Alice: ((Hellaton: Iiii hahave hhhell in my naname but the rereal hell is ssshit.))

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Hellaton: ((lol tru

Loni Leyline: still doing her thing

Alice: ((i search hellaton up in google images

Alice: (( https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSmzVzumLVH4mFcwPQRgSZQCIc5JUROgY8MTx9H8Few2XHg2u_

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Hellaton: ((why this

Loni Leyline: ((he really lost some weight

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Alice: ((idk

Alice: ((i also found this

Hellaton: ((hes not even half the nan he used to be

Alice: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/50/e7/c4/50e7c4aba256cd1a1e63b5b991b0fb69.jpg

Alice: ((that is not hellaton

Hellaton: ((its hella cool despite it being ar from homestuck

Alice: ((true

Fanta: ((Homestuck is awful

Hellaton: ((i stopped before the gigpause

Alice: ((i don't have time for homestuck

Loni Leyline: ((I don;t know what homestuck it

Loni Leyline: is*

Alice: ((i spend a lot of it practicing drawing, being here, watching youtube, and playing video games

Alice: ((oh, and staring at a panda drawing

Fanta: ((Ok I grinded for 30 minutes

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Fanta: ((It's time to retry these FUCKERS

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Alice: * She's still sipping her cherry pepsi.

Loni Leyline: shes drawing a blueprint

Hellaton: ((im drawing the "HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK" thing

Hellaton: ((also frisky that isnt how the dildo wheel works. the chosen one emerges from a set of doors on the crotch, the rest are stored internally

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Loni Leyline: (Loni: I should draw a blueprint for robot dicks

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Loni Leyline: ((Loni: wonder how big Metta's is

Hellaton: ((mettaton: loni no

Alice: ((it was a joke, really

Loni Leyline: (Loni: Hella?

Alice: ((it wasn't supposed to be how the wheel worked

Hellaton: ((ok

Alice: ((it's like how gaston has a seventy foot dildo

Hellaton: ((hella: iii don't have one and plplease stop ththis is. whhhy.

Alice: ((it can't fit on the fucking wheel

Hellaton: ((i mean tru

Alice: ((i had to bend the canon a little

Hellaton: ((or a lot

Alice: ((true.

Alice: ((what's done is done

Alice: ((and it was noncanon hilarity

Hellaton: (tru

Alice: * She gets up and walks over to the vending machine. She thinks for a bit.

Hellaton: ((((but fellby fuckin woukd ask that

Alice: ((she types in "cum"

Alice: ((a cup of cum pops out

Loni Leyline: ..excu..........

Alice: ((Alice: wow

Loni Leyline: ......

Alice: ((why is loni saying that

Loni Leyline: was looking at Alice when she said that

Fanta: ((I hate this boss

Fanta: ((I FUCKING HATE THIS BOSS

Alice: * alice didn't say anything

Loni Leyline: (Loni said, "....excu-.....towards Alice

Alice: ((why

Loni Leyline: ((shes trying to get Alice's attention but is too shy around others

Alice: ((oh

Loni Leyline: (trying to say excuse me

Alice: * She turns around, facing Loni. "Yes?"

Loni Leyline: could you.....get....me.....a ......drink

Alice: "Sure."

Alice: "What kind of drink?"

Alice: ((Loni: .........cum.........

Alice: ((Alice: NO

Loni Leyline: .....strawberry.....lemon..ade

Alice: "Alrighty!"

Alice: * She inputs, 'strawberry lemonade', gets a cup of S.L., and hands it to Loni.

Loni Leyline: .....thanks....

Alice: "No problem."

Alice: * She ends up not getting a drink for herself, and goes to sit back down.

Fanta: ((THATS

Fanta: -\1th0y

Fanta: ra"

Fanta: Q$'

Fanta: GAR

Fanta: ((FUCK

Alice: ((what))

Alice: ((wow

Alice: ((it's quiet

Hellaton: ((i finished sketching

Alice: ((cool

Alice: ((i bet it's good so far))

Hellaton: ((((it is

Hellaton: ((im inking it

Hellaton: ((gaston looks so fuckin done w fellby

Alice: ((yep

Alice: ((then it delves into the weirdness

Hellaton: ((i only drew the how big is your dick part

Alice: ((ik

Alice: ((it goes downhill from there

Alice: ((that's what i'm saying

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Fanta: ((YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Fanta: (((YES

Fanta: ((YES

Fanta: )((GET FUCKED

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Alice: ((mv has metta ever gone in public with his biggest dildo showing

Fanta: ((EEEEE I BEAT THEM

Fanta: ((AFTER 3 HOURS

Alice: ((cool

Hellaton: ((no

Hellaton: ((the biggest one that fits on the wheel is 10", the biggest overall is 18"

Alice: ((18 inches wowie

Hellaton: ((yes that is a real thing

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Alice: ((ik

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Alice: ((there are double dildos that are 18"

Hellaton: ((no a ingle one

Hellaton: ((*single

Alice: ((yeah an XXXL

Hellaton: ((yep

Alice: ((welcome to cau

Alice: ((where we talk about 18" dildos

Hellaton: ((and the points dont matter

Alice: ((and gaston reigns supreme

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Hellaton: ((yep, the points are like magevaati's heart, they dont exist

Alice: ((ouch

Hellaton: ((i rekt myself

Alice: ((i can rekt myself

Frisky: ((hey frisky

Alice: ((hi

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Frisky: ((do you hate me with a burning passion

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Alice: ((i hate you so much that you'll be incinerated into dustttttt

Frisky: (oo oo o. OooOoooooOOooO!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!21

Alice: ((what.

Alice: ((21 is at the end

Alice: ((you really are a shitlord

Frisky: ((oh no you're killing me

Frisky: ((help

Alice: ((no

Frisky: ((-dies-

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Hellaton: ((brb

Alice: ((ok

Fanta: ((Time 2 fight corey

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