Frisk: * 'after you' bullshit
Frisk: * She heads down.
MettatonSEX: -He follows the group down. Yep, everything holds.-
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Fanta: ((Wowwwwwwww
Frisk: ((what
Hellaton: is the last to descend.
Frisk: * Once everybody gets all the way down, there's a steel door. Must of been expensive.
Jeska or Jekon: ((so is scp just like creepy pasta shit?
Frisk: * She pulls out a key and unlocks it.
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Fanta: ((Yep
Gaster: ((yes
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Hellaton: ((yeah
Jeska or Jekon: ((isnt it a game too?
Frisk: "Extra protection."
Gaster: ((the game was based off the site
MettatonSEX: -He nods.-
Fanta: (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-072
Fanta: ((Spoopy
Frisk: * She then opens it, there's another door. She unlocks that, too. She opens the door again and unlocks another door. She opens it, and everybody sees the lab! Not much to say about it except it's very organized, there are finished and unfinished and failed machines scattered everywhere, and in the center of the room is this "pod" looking machine.
Frisk: "There we go."
Gaster: sighs. "Here goes nothing, huh?"
Frisk: * She sighs. "Yep!"
Frisk: ((Everybody sighs
MettatonSEX: Best of luck.
Hellaton: nods.
Hellaton: ((i gotta brb again, shit
Frisk: * She pulls out a paper and writes down, '[i]Test #1: Myself![/i]'
Frisk: ((shitfuckery
Gaster: frowns. "No control subjects?"
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Frisk: "Not really.*
Frisk: "*
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Frisk: "Besides, I don't want anything to go wrong on anybody else."
Hellaton: ((back
Gaster: nods along. "I suppose you're right."
Frisk: "What if I use an old woman and something goes horribly wrong and is irreversible? I can risk that."
Frisk: Can't*
Frisk: * FUCK
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Frisk: "I just don't want to inflict anything wrong on anybody else."
Frisk: "It would be better if I tested it on myself."
MettatonSEX: Right. We're here just in case.
Frisk: ((mv what do you think is going to happen when frisk goes in there))
Gaster: clenches his fists. "We're ready when you are."
Frisk: ((i want to see your expect-fucking-tations))
Hellaton: ((she either stays the same height but appears 22, turns old as fuck, or she turns purple
Frisk: ((ok cool
Hellaton: ((its none of those is it
Frisk: ((the real thing that's going to happen is unique
Frisk: ((and you won't expect it
Hellaton: ((oh, wonderful
Frisk: ((i'm just hoping it's good
Erised: ((She ends up getting cloned, split in half again, literally split in half, dead, or younger))
Hellaton: ((it will be
Frisk: ((i hope so
Frisk: ((also laharl it's none of those
Fanta: ((Frisk becomes nance
Erised: ((Or she runs into The Doctor, and gets hit by the TARDIS mid-time stream.))
Hellaton: ((actually, the frisk snaps in two
Erised: ((Like a fucking taxicab))
Frisk: * She turns around and gives everybody two thumbs ups.
Hellaton: gives four. Metta gives two.
Frisk: ((it has to do with appearance and personality but none of you are right
Frisk: ((that's all i'll say))
Erised: ((She turns black))
Frisk: ((fuck off
Frisk: ((and eat ice cream
Erised: ((...I'm actually eating New York Cheesecake flavored ice cream right now))
Erised: ((Are you looking through my window or some shit?))
Hellaton: ((im eating cookie dough ice cream rn
Frisk: * She then turns back around, opens the machine, and enters it! You can't really see Frisk in there once it shuts.
Frisk: ((yes laharl
Gaster: Frisk? Can you hear me?
Frisk: "YES."
Erised: ((Inb4 Frisk gets hit by a beam made of solid rule 63))
Frisk: "I'M STARTING IT UP SOON."
Frisk: ((no.
Hellaton: ((eugh
Gaster: I love you.
MettatonSEX: I love you.
Hellaton: Iiii love you.
Frisk: "TRUST ME, I LOVE YOU ALL TOO."
Frisk: * A few switches are flipped, and the machine shakes a bit..
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: * DRUMROLLS, PLEASE!
Frisk: * ...
Frisk: * There's no drums.
Frisky: * -drumrolls-
Fanta: ((Frisk becomes goat frisk
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Frisk: * Oh, fuck you, Frisky.
MettatonSEX: -would play a drumroll but this is serious-
Frisk: ((she can still turn into a goat
Frisk: ((she still has the amulet
Frisk: * Then the entire machine turns into this pretty blue color. Literally the entire machine.
Frisk: * Looks like she still likes blue.
Frisk: * Cross your fingers, folks!
Gaster: does so.
Hellaton: and metta do so.
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Azzy: is still in a potted plant
Frisk: ((Gaster: WHO'S SO?! WHY DID YOU DO THEM?!
Hellaton: ((metta: YOU DID THEM TOO
Frisk: ((Gaster: SHIT WE'RE ALL CHEATING ON EACH OTHER
Hellaton: ((hella leaves existence goodbye
Frisk: ((yep
Gaster: ((so is the fourth member of the gaston relationship
Hellaton: ((he just ceases to exist
Gaster: ((move tf over grillby you're not getting so's s[ot
Frisk: * Then the machine starts vibrating against the floor. It makes a very annoying noise.
Azzy: ((I thought the fourth member was the dew
Gaster: covers his ears.
Hellaton: ((...hellagastonby is going to be the hottest robottest ship thatll give u a boner
Hellaton: and Mettaton cover their auditory receptors.
Hellaton: ((i sound like an infomercial
Frisk: * Eventually the machine makes this loud "CLUNK" noise.
Gaster: ... Frisk?
Hellaton: Fffrisk?!
Frisk: * The LEDs go back to normal and smoke begins to pour out the machine.
MettatonSEX: Frisk?
Frisk: * Looks like it's done.
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Frisk?: ((hoo boy here goessszzzz
Azzy: is his waifu live?
Frisk?: * The machine's doors get thrown open. You can't exactly see who opened it, as the smoke was still.. all around it.
Frisk?: * Fuck you, smoke.
MettatonSEX: Frisk, darling, is everything alright?
Hellaton: ...Wwwell ththe door opened ththat's good riririright?
Azzy: ((Rip in frism
Gaster: Frisk, please...
Frisk?: * Now, this woman walks out of the smoke. Clearly, something went wrong. First of all, the woman was around twenty one. She looked more around twenty five, though. She's wearing a labcoat, but she has long, blonde hair. She has very, very similar eyes, though. She coughs.
Frisk?: ((lolrip
Frisk?: "Excuse me? Hello?"
Hellaton: ...Ffffrisk?
Gaster: ... Who are you?
Azzy: rip waifu
Frisk?: "Err.. let me recollect my thoughts real quick!" She glances around the room, clearly confused and interested.
MettatonSEX: Oh my god...
Frisk?: * frisk isn't dead you fuc
Frisk?: * fuck*
Azzy: rip
Azzy: can never love again
Frisk?: "Uhhhh.."
Gaster: ((okay, brb guys
Frisk?: "Let me just introduce myself first."
Frisk?: ((FUCK
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Gaster: ((actually i gtg, sorry
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Frisk?: ((oh ok
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Frisk?: ((fuckkkkkkkkkkKKKkKKkk
Hellaton: ((oh no
Hellaton: .......
Frisk?: ((let's just say that gaster has similar reactions to metta and hella and such
Hellaton: ((id assume so
Hellaton: Iiiintrtroduce?
MettatonSEX: Well something royally fucked up in the process.
Frisk?: * She walks over to the trio. "Basically, my name is Alice Rogers, and I have no idea why I'm here!"
Frisk?: * Looks like she went too far back in time.
Frisk?: * Way too far.
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MettatonSEX: .....Well, my adopted daughter Frisk went into that machine. You walked out.
MettatonSEX: Perhaps that has something to do with it; she had been stuck in a form suited to a twelve year old at 21/22.
Alice: "Oh?"
Azzy: is ok with hitting on a fetus
Alice: "Interesting."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Hellaton: ((AZZY NO
Hellaton: ......
Alice: "Last thing I remember is finding out that I was pregnant. I believe Frisk is a neat name, I should consider that. Thank you!"
Alice: "So, uhh.."
Alice: "Something is wrong, I suppose?"
Alice: "Horribly wrong?"
Hellaton: tugs at his loose strand of hair. He's internally panicking.
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Alice: * She adjusts her glasses.
Alice: "Right, right.."
Alice: * She glances at the machine. "That machine.. doesn't look too good. Not at all."
MettatonSEX: ...No, it doesn't.
Alice: "It likely needs to be fixed."
Alice: "..."
Alice: "I'm sorry that I wasn't what you were expecting."
Alice: "Sincerely."
MettatonSEX: I mean, it is nice to meet you, but... yeah we kinda need our daughter back.
Alice: "Got it!"
MettatonSEX: She's very important to us. Unfortunately, none of us have the machine's blueprints or any idea on what went wrong.
Alice: "It should take a while for me to.. well, get used to this. I suppose I should work on that machine to get your daughter back after you three introduce me to everything."
Hellaton: makes a kind of... distorted whine. Metta pats his back.
Alice: "I'm a professional scientist after all, I should be able to get that thing working again!"
MettatonSEX: Right. Well, we should start with ourselves.
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MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton, the skeleton over there is my husband Gaster, and the other robot is our boyfriend Hellaton. It is nice to meet you, even if the circumstances are... well, terrible.
Alice: "I guess so.."
Alice: "It is neat to meet you three, though!"
MettatonSEX: -He nods.-
Hellaton: .......
Alice: "Aren't you three Monsters?"
MettatonSEX: Yes, we are.
Alice: "Interesting. I've always been fascinated with them, although they've always been dismissed as a medieval fairy tale from my time. Say, what year is it?"
Hellaton: ....2026...
Alice: ".. Oh dear."
MettatonSEX: Oh dear what.
Erised: ((I just discovered Vorecano))
Alice: "Last time I recalled, it was 2003."
Hellaton: ((...im afraid to ask
Erised: ((A fetish dedicated to people sticking their dicks in very hot things, like volcanos))
Hellaton: ((oh
Alice: ((why
Hellaton: ((thats not what i expected. its worse
Alphys: (that sounds unsafe
Hellaton: ((mettaton stuck his dick in a toaster once
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Alice: ((mv is this good or shit
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Alice: ((i just want to make sure
Hellaton: ((this is great!
Hellaton: ......
Alice: ((thank you!
Alice: ((i wanted to do something with frisk's parents (or rather one of them) and i figured this was the perfect opportunity
MettatonSEX: Frisk is 22..... that means she'd be born in 2003 or 2004...
Alice: "Ah.."
Alice: "..."
Alice: "Wait a second."
Alice: "Am I her mother?"
MettatonSEX: And you're pregnant....... there is a very real possibility you are her mother.
Alice: * She looks to the machine. "If this is true, then the machine malfunctioned and sent her way back in time."
Azzy: is gonna have a wooooonderful time with this
Erised: ((http://i.imgur.com/zfcD9Vp.gifv I found the most amazing hand-soap ever.))
Hellaton: ((that awkward moment when you realize youre these guys's technical suster in law
Hellaton: ((nice
Alice: ((10/10
Azzy: ms rogers, I am the father you know. After all, your daughter calls me daddy
MettatonSEX: ......Through Frisk's existance, we're sort of related.
Alice: * lol fuck no
Alice: "This is awkward.."
MettatonSEX: This is some weird shit.
Hellaton: ..............
Alice: "Does she look like me?"
Alice: "What does she look like?"
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MettatonSEX: -He pulls a picture of Frisk from his chest. He has a copy of her wedding photos.-
MettatonSEX: The brunette in the sleeveless gown.
Alice: * She stares at the photo, and couldn't help but smile. "Hah.. she has her mother's eyes. She's beautiful."
Alice: "I do hope that you three have been taking care of her.."
MettatonSEX: We have. She doesn't live with us, but we see her very often.
Alice: "Right."
Hellaton: Shhhhe's... um, oooone of my closesesest friends...
Alice: "Oh! That's wonderful."
Hellaton: She's wwonderful.
Azzy: ((They are full of fear
Alice: "I wish that the machine worked."
Alice: "And that I wasn't here right now."
Alice: "But that's life."
Hellaton: ((hella just feels very awkward, im assuming gaster is shocked silent, and metta is faking calmness.
Alice: "I'll help you three to the best of my ability."
Alice: ((yep
Azzy: is still in the potted plant
MettatonSEX: Right. We'll help you fix this.
Hellaton: Rriright...
Alice: * She blinks. "So, do you three mind if you can show me around? Take me to where she usually goes and 'hangs out' at?"
Hellaton: is shaking a bit.
Alice: "I would like to know what the future is like."
Erised: ((So, i've got to go set up my two favorite gym leaders. But I hate using their types Q_Q))
MettatonSEX: ...Alright. Follow me.
Alice: "Ever since I was a little girl, I've been curious about the future."
Alice: "I will!"
Alice: ((I can imagine Gaster's mouth wide open as he walks with the gang
Alice: ((And he stays that way for an hour or two
MettatonSEX: -He leads the way through the forest to Frisk's house. Hella follows toobecause he wants to make sure she's okay.
Hellaton: ((ye
Azzy: ((Wut types
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Erised: ((Fighting and Flying))
Erised: ((Can make fighting seem interesting))
Alice: "This is her house?"
Alice: ".. Classy."
Azzy: ((Shit yeh those suck
Erised: ((But flying is going to just be annoying to use, annoying to fight, etc))
Alice: "I like it!"
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Azzy: ((I only use PH1R3
MettatonSEX: Yeah. It is.
Hellaton: ((my fave types are ghost steel and fairy
Alice: ((i like fairy, ghost, and fire
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Azzy: ((It took me so long to make a good fire team i dont wanna try making others
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Alice: * She heads inside, looking around.
Alice: "Wow.."
Erised: ((I like most types, I don't like making voerly hard fights in REBORN))
Alice: "Quite stunning."
Erised: ((Instead I make gimmicks))
MettatonSEX: Yeah...
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Alice: * She sits down on the couch. The TV shit happens. 'Nicholas Cage inhales chicken feathers at eating contest!'
Alice: "..."
Alice: * She gets back up.
Alice: "I like the technology, but not the news."
Alice: "The news sucks."
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Hellaton: Yyyeah.
MettatonSEX: News is just shitty.
Alice: "I know, right?"
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Alice: "It isn't reliable."
MettatonSEX: -He nods-
Alice: "People just talk about celebrities and bad things! Very rarely there's pleasant things on there."
Alice: * She walks into the hallway.
Alice: * She glances at each photo.
Alice: ".. Interesting."
MettatonSEX: Once they did a live interview of me and they asked gross questions.
Alice: "Oh, wow."
MettatonSEX: Huh?
Alice: "The picture frames."
MettatonSEX: Yeah, they're nice...
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Alice: "Is Frisk married to a woman?"
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MettatonSEX: Yep. Her name is Nance.
Alice: "I can see why she would marry a woman!"
Alice: "Most men aren't that kind."
Alice: "You three are, though."
Alice: "And my husband."
MettatonSEX: As a man, I agree completely.
Alice: "I don't know where he is, though."
Hellaton: .....
Alice: "Anyways, I love Nance's pink hair!"
Alice: "It looks good on her!"
MettatonSEX: It does! It's so cute.
Alice: "I know, right? She looks like a good woman."
Alice: * She eventually walks into the office.
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Alice: "Oh, interesting.. she has paperwork."
Alice: "Always hated paperwork."
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Alice: * She glances to the Anydoor. "What's with the futuristic white door with a keypad?"
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Erised: Pretty sure only Erised and Grillby are in the bar right now.
MettatonSEX: That's the Anydoor! It's able to access any timeline.
Alice: "Timelines? You mean that there are alternate dimensions and times?"
Alice: "An infinite amount of them?"
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Alice: "Oh! That's wonderful! I've always supported the theory of them!"
MettatonSEX: None of us three are from this timeline, actually. We're all from different timelines.
Alice: "Oh! Cool."
MettatonSEX: Before you say it you do not want to see my timeline or Hellaton's timeline.
Alice: "Alright!"
Alice: ((Mettaton is slowly reminded of that one time
Azzy: is
MettatonSEX: But there is one that is a favorite hangout spot... -He enters the code for Grillby's.
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Hellaton: ((FUCK
Azzy: lydia also
Azzy: but mainly azzy
Alice: "Ooh?"
MettatonSEX: Follow me.
Alice: "I will!"
MettatonSEX: -leads the way into Grillby's-
Hellaton: follows.
Alice: * She follows, immediately glancing around.
Alice: ".. Wow."
Alice: "This is really cool."
MettatonSEX: Frisk, Hella, Gaster and I all hang out here.
Alice: "This is a bar, am I correct?"
Alice: "Ah!"
Azzy: pokes his binoculars out from the plant
Hellaton: Yyyes...
Alice: ((Azzy: She has more ass now...
Alice: "Got it."
Alice: "Quite a warm place."
Alice: "It's comforting."
Azzy: mutters "oh what the FUCK"
Hellaton: Yyeah...
Erised: Erised wakes up. "...Hello?"
Alice: * She snaps her attention to the plant. "'Ello?"
Hellaton: Hhhi.
MettatonSEX: Yo.
Azzy: walks out from behind the plant in a steve irwin outfit, complete with stingray
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: Oh. Yyou.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Azzy: "What is this"
Alice: "I'm Alice."
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Alice: "Were you expecting Frisk? Sorry, the machine malfunctioned.."
Azzy: "Where's Frank?"
Alice: "I'll fix it soon."
Alice: "I have no idea who Frank is."
Azzy: "Oh yeah, Frisk"
Azzy: "Not Frank"
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Alice: "I'm technically her mother."
Alice: "We think."
Alice: "She should be back after I fix the machine."
Azzy: "Oh reeeeeaaaaaaallllyyyy..?"
Alice: "Yes."
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Erised: Erised is staring up into the ceiling, laying on the couch.
Erised: "...You sound like her, just a bit."
Azzy: gets a big ass cheshire cat grin on his face
MettatonSEX: Hit on her again and I trap you in a bottle.
Azzy: rubs his hands together "Excellenttttt"
Azzy: "Now now, Mr mettataton, this is a full grown woman"
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Alice: ".. A full grown married woman."
Erised: "...Is the goat here again? They all sound exactly the same."
Azzy: "And I am but a mere 20 day old"
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MettatonSEX: And you are also an ass.
Alice: "Have you been hitting on my daughter?"
Alice: "When she was already married?"
Hellaton: Yyyyes. He hhahas.
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Azzy: ((Mfw 1 bar of 2g is better than the hotel wifi
Alice: "Well then."
Alice: "Young man, is this true?"
Azzy: ((OK I CAN SEND MESSAGES AGAIN
Azzy: "Pshhh, since when was marriage anything to come between two starcrossed lovers?"
Azzy: "Remember romeo and juliet? Both married 18 years to the same guy, that's how they met"
Alice: * She walks over to Azzy. "If you got the chance, would you kiss me?"
Azzy: "Ew no"
Hellaton: ...Stttarcrossed means yoyou can't be in hahappy love you idiot.
Alice: * She slaps Azzy [i]hard[/i].
Alice: * And I mean really fucking hard.
Azzy: is slapped
Alice: "You don't hit on a married woman."
MettatonSEX: In Romeo and Juliet, six people died because Romeo couldn't control his hormones.
Alice: "In Romeo and Juliet, they both died."
Erised: Erised shudders. "I could hear that slap from the couch." She leans farther into her couch pillow.
Alice: * She walks back to where Metta and Hella was.
Azzy: "But they got sum fuk"
Azzy: "And really, isn't that all that matters?"
MettatonSEX: No.
Hellaton: .....
Hellaton: is visibly uncomfortable.
Azzy: "Depends on the quality, I say"
MettatonSEX: -He pulls out a spray bottle full of vodka and spritzes Azzy.-
Azzy: melts
Azzy: "Heyyyyy"
Alice: "Huh."
Alice: "Marriage is all about taking care of each other and relying on each other--"
Alice: * switch those
MettatonSEX: He melts when he touches alcohol.
Alice: "This reminds me of the Wizard of Oz."
Alice: "I loved that movie!"
MettatonSEX: I liked it too.
Erised: "...You have wizards here?"
Alice: "I have no idea."
Hellaton: ......Yyyeyes, but ththat was a movieeee.
Alice: "Yeah."
Hellaton: Nnot in ththis timeline.
Alice: "What he said."
Erised: "...What's a 'movie'?"
Hellaton: ....
Azzy: "Suck my melted prepubescent dong, fuckbot"
Azzy: slinks out the door
Erised: "...Is it like a vems?"
Erised: "A thing you watch on a big screen?"
MettatonSEX: -He fucking stomps on Azzy before the gote leaves.
Alice: ((when frisk comes back is azzy going to hit on her again
Hellaton: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeyeyesyesyeeeees.
Azzy: (({Yes}
Azzy: is stepped on
Azzy: the rest of him gtfos
Alice: ((I bet Azzy can't wait to see Frisk again
Azzy: (({Mai waifu}
Hellaton: is shaking. The shaking of water can be heard by Erised, probably.
Alice: "... Anyways!"
Erised: "...Okay then." She isn't that great a english, and Hellaton's speech patterns make everything about 20X harder to understand for her.
Alice: "I like this place so far."
Erised: She hears the water, she just ignores it.
Alice: "I don't like that goat thing, though."
MettatonSEX: Hellaton, it's okay, he's gone.
Hellaton: Hhhe's teterrible
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Hellaton: sorry erised
Fanta: ((Rip azzy
Fanta: ((Didnt get to use his frisk hunter idea
Hellaton: ((metta wasnt having his shit
Alice: ((he can use the idea when frisk comes back
Alice: ((ok azzy?
Erised: *Drip* *Drip* *Drip* Her hairband makes noticable dripping noises as it drops water in her mouth.
Fanta: there is now a lone stingray
Fanta: flopping around where azzy melted
Erised: We all fucking know Erised is gonna end up stepping on that thing later.
Alice: * She grabs the stingray carefully and picks it up.
Alice: "Poor thing."
MettatonSEX: I can take it to a river.
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Alice: "Can I come?"
MettatonSEX: Sure.
Alice: "Thanks."
Alice: * She hands the stingray to Metta.
Caster: (( Aghhhhahdfjkjkh fuck ))
MettatonSEX: -He leads the way to the river.-
Alice: * She follows, glancing around.
Alice: "This is like an entirely new world."
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MettatonSEX: Yeah...
Alice: ((so, how long should this last for?
Alice: ((i'm thinking around a week
Caster: (( "Kim Jong Il's favorite drink was Hennessy, and he spent around $1m a year on it." ))
Caster: (( w3w lad ))
Hellaton: ((a week or so ye
Alice: ((alrighty
Alice: ((i'm just glad people like it
Hellaton: ((it cool
Caster: (( The fuck did I log on to ))
MettatonSEX: -He puts the stingray in the river.-
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Alice: * She waves goodbye to it.
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Alice: "I've always loved animals."
MettatonSEX: Mmh, yeah, they're usually nice.
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MettatonSEX: Geese are diks, but.
Hellaton: *dicks
Fanta: well since bread hasnt been here, she's still in her room, huddled in the corner
Hellaton: ((hey
Alice: "Righto."
Fanta: ((Ey
Alice: ((ey
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Alice: ((read the fucking logd
Alice: ((logs*
Gaster: ((Hey um guys
Alice: ((Yes?
Hellaton: ((yeah?
Gaster: ((Can i just say as someone questioning their gender
: The Snake In Dallas [Caster] is now The Snake In Dallas [].
Gaster: ((Some of the stuff you guys said about men made me kind of uncomfortable
Alice: ((.. Right.
Alice: ((Anything specific?
Fanta: ((Er... Huh?
Alice: ((I'll stop talking about it once I know what to stop talking about.
Hellaton: ((oh, ok. i understand that.
Hellaton: ((the whole "most men arent that nice" thing i assume
Fanta: ((Wait what
Gaster: ((Yeah
Alice: ((ah.
Fanta: ((What the hell was that
Hellaton: ((sorry about that
Alice: ((alice just doesn't like most men, that's apart of her character
Alice: ((sorry
Alice: ((i'll have her stop talking about that
Gaster: ((Its fine
Erised: ((...Holy fuck remind me to never RP Kenji if a small line like that can rip up flames))
Gaster: ((no no iys fine i just
Gaster: ((Nevermind
Hellaton: ((its ok. we just ont say things like that, ok?
Alice: ((^
Alice: ((we care about your comfort
Hellaton: ((*wont
Fanta: ((Ok, found it in the logs
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Erised: ((<.< Remember, what someone says in character never necassarily means what that person thinks. I just want to remind everyone. Because if we weren't allowed to bring in characters with unpopular opinions on things, we'd just have a fucking happy laughfest on everything where everyone agrees with everything and everyone))
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Fanta: ((That kinda came outta nowhere
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Erised: ((I just want to throw that out, because people seem to be thinning the line randomly))
Hellaton: ((yeah
Gaster: ((I know i know
Fanta: ((Yeah
Hellaton: ((i just want everyone to feel comfortable here.
Alice: ((me too
Alice: ((we're all crazy, dysfunctional motherfuckers but we're all friends here
Gaster: ((I just hate seeing masculinity defined as "negative" or "toxic" because it makes me be afraid to be masculine
Erised: ((Alright))
Hellaton: ((ok, i understand
Erised: (([sub]I also really want to use Kenji some day so theres that[/sub]))
Alice: ((hey, masculinity isn't toxic at all to some people))
Alice: ((i understand too
Alice: ((i personally don't agree with alice
Alice: ((lots of men can be trusted
Alice: ((lots of men can be good people
Alice: ((alice just knows a lot of men who are liars and slanderers and that kinda tainted her view on things
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Fanta: ((Ayy there you are
: ((I exist))
: ((Yes))
: ((Local bread exists))
Alice: ((hi bread
Hellaton: ((yo
Fanta: has been in the same position for hours, the only change being she started crying a few hours in, completely unresponsive to everything hywel tried
: (( "she started crying 1 hour in" slarv is that not what you wrote at least five times now ))
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Hywel: -He's just been staying next to her, keeping an arm on her shoulder.-
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Fanta: ((I wrote it once u dumb
: (( no that--fuck i meant ))
: (( nevermind ))
Gaster: ((anyway enough of that
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Fanta: snaps her head back
Fanta: "Huh..."
Gaster: [i]finally[/i] snaps out of his stunned silence.
Hywel: "You alright now?"
Fanta: looks around
: (( where the [i]fuck[/i] is everyone ))
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Alice: ((here
Fanta: "What happened.."
Erised: Erised is in the bar, staring up at the ceiling.
Hywel: "You were crying in this corner for like hours..."
Hywel: "Like, right in the middle of what we were doing, you just got up and sat here."
Hywel: -He put a blanket around her.-
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Timeywim: ((Alice in Wonderland, eh?
Alice: ((lolno
Alice: ((hi time
Fanta: tucks the blanket a bit more around her
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: (( it's time ))
: (( ahoy ))
Fanta: "Oh god.. I'm sorry.."
Timeywim: ((Ahoy from the pirate docks, ye jackanapes!))
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Hywel: "No, its fine. We can continue if you'd like, but I'd also be fine if you wanted to take time to recover."
Timeywim: ((I'm just here to say this: Frisky, the whole Alice schtick is really fucked up if you think about it.))
Erised: ((Sorry, but no))
Alice: ((true
Erised: ((I'm the resident Alice in Wonderland guy here))
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Timeywim: ((Fuck off and let me state what I wanna state!))
Gaster: ((it's watermelon time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dAy9u0_9nM
Erised: ((THERE ARE ONLY 50 OF THEM))
Timeywim: ((Anyways, Frisk went back in time so far that she's now a developing fetus.))
Erised: ((SO DON'T STATE THEM ALL YOU SELFISH BASTARD))
Alice: ((yep
Timeywim: ((Yeesh.))
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Timeywim: ((Also, Laharl, please don't step on anymore glass.))
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: (( [i]or consume more ink, please, darling[/i] ))
Erised: ((I don't step on glass, eat glass, or drink ink))
Erised: ((IT WAS ONE TIM))
Fanta: "Yeah... How long has it been.."
Erised: ((AND FRISKY TOLD ME TO DO THE SECOND ONE SO))
Fanta: 10 hours
: (( [i]OR, SWEETHEART, CRUSH GLASS AND CONSUME IT[/i] ))
Timeywim: (([i]ANYWAYS, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYEEEEEEE![/I]))
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Hellaton: ...
Alice: ((-claps-
Hellaton: ((nice
Fanta: ((Who was that handsome man
MettatonSEX: Want to head back?
Erised: ((Now i've got Void on my ass about this shit))
Erised: ((Goddamn))
: (( [i]THE PURPOSE OF LIVING IS SOMETHING I HAVE YET TO DISCERN[/i] ))
Gaster: cradles his forehead.
Alice: "Oh, you three are leaving?"
Hellaton: mtt -they were at the river
Hywel: "...Nine, Ten hours?"
Hellaton: ffff
Hywel: "I lost track."
Hellaton: mtt -they were at the river
Fanta: attempts to get up, stumbling a bit
Alice: * shit
Alice: * oj
Alice: * oh
Fanta: "God.."
Alice: * i forgot
Hellaton: I SWEAR
Hywel: 'He helps her.-
: (( [i]OJ SIMPSON[/i] ))
Alice: "Yeah, let's go back."
Alice: "I'm starting to get a little cold."
MettatonSEX: Alright. -He returns to bar-
Fanta: holds onto him, going back to the bed
Alice: * She does the same.
Fanta: "I'm gonna... Not do that for a while"
Gaster: stares at Alice.
Alice: * She waves.
Hywel: -He lies her down.-
: The Snake In Dallas [] is now The Snake In Dallas [Mistral].
Hellaton: ...H-hhi...
Fanta: is lied down
Gaster: ... I... I'm sorry. This is a lot to take in.
Hywel: "So we aren't continuing?"
Fanta: "Well, if that's what happens, no."
Mistral: (( [i]THE CURRENT TIME IS MOST LIKELY ONE OF THE MOST UNFITTING TIMES FOR AN INTRODUCTORY SITUATION[/i] ))
Alice: * She nods. "Oh, I understand completely. Don't worry about it."
Hywel: -he nods, getting her cloths.-
Alice: "I'm as shocked as you are, even though it doesn't seem like it."
Gaster: - The [i]something[/i] laughs. -
Gaster: mentally flips it off.
Alice: ((I am now imagining the something as modern Spongebob))
Fanta: puts clothes on
Alice: ((I can imagine it laughing
MettatonSEX: Don't worry, darling. I'm confused too, but... someone needs to feign calmness.
Hellaton: ........
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Hywel: -He lies next to her.-
Hellaton: Yyyour acting is impeccccccccable.
Gaster: is wringing his hands.
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MettatonSEX: ...Gaster? You okay?
MettatonSEX: -goes over to hug Gaster.-
Fanta: "So you stayed here...?"
Hywel: "Yep."
Alice: * She just stands there.
Gaster: As good as I can be.
Fanta: "Thanks.."
Alice: "I'm truly sorry that this has happened."
Fanta: "You hungry?"
MettatonSEX: Good. -He smooches the skel-
Azalea: -She knocks on the bedroom door.-
Alice: "As I've said before, I'll help to the best of my ability."
Gaster: kisses back.
Hywel: "I made food when I needed it."
Fanta: nods
Hellaton: .............
Fanta: stretches an arm over and opens the door
Erised: ((Not bringing him in just yet))
Erised: ((I'll wait))
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Azalea: "You two can't be having intercourse anymore."
Azalea: "I mean come on, it's been like eight hours."
Fanta: the place where she was is significantly red-der than before
Fanta: "Welp, guess the secret's out"
Azalea: "I finished the 'I,' Section today."
Hywel: -He's blushing.-
Gaster: looks at Alice. "Good. I want this fixed."
Fanta: is, also
Hellaton: nods.
Alice: "As do I."
Azalea: "At this rate I'll be at S in two days."
Fanta: "Wow, never figured you'd learn from a dictionary"
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Azalea: -She shrugs.-
Gaster: God... when she said she wanted to go back to normal... I should have helped her more...
Kenji: ((Kenji in a nutshell))
Alice: "Don't blame it on yourself!"
Azalea: "I mean, if you two love each other to that extent, I support it."
Alice: "That isn't true!"
Alice: "It's false thinking."
Kenji: (("GOD DAMN FUCKING FEMINISTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD, THEY'RE STARTING EVIL FEMINIST SUPPORT GROUPS! I'M THE LAST SANE MAN IN AN INSANE WORLD, YOU AND ME HISAO, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A MANLY PICNIC!"))
MettatonSEX: Darling, this is not your fault.
Fanta: ((ABSOLUTELY
Fanta: "Iii probably have some explaining to do"
Gaster: I... yes it is, I was too busy fucking around in...
Alice: "Besides, from what you three said, I believe she usually prefers to work on her own."
Kenji: ((*5 hours later, Hisao falls off the building drunk from Kenji's manly whisky they he smuggled in. Andf falls off a building))
Gaster: covers his mouth.
Hellaton: ((metta will smack him down
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: I can't tell you where I went.
Kenji: ((Kenji is actually a fucking chill guy, the reason he's in the whole disabled school is because he has severe paranoia near women. Also, he's legally blind))
Alice: ((i'm wearing my sunasses rn for no reason at all))
MettatonSEX: It's okay. Still, this was not your fault.
Mistral: (( sunasses ))
Mistral: (( [i]sunasses[/i] ))
Alice: ((that was on purpose
Azalea: "Now would be the time, gonna sleep soon. I'm getting up early tomorrow."
Kenji: ((If you manage to somehow not get any of the girls before the end of act 1, you fall off a building during the manly picnic and die))
Kenji: ((Umbrella impalement))
Hellaton: ((holy fuckoli
Kenji: ((Thats Kenji's ending in the dating sim.))
Kenji: ((It's fucking hilarious))
Gaster: nods. "T... than you."
Gaster: ((why doesn't the dating sim give you a gay option
MettatonSEX: Of course.
Fanta: "Well, what do you know?"
Kenji: ((Because the only guys in the entire sim are:))
Kenji: ((The nurse 20 years older than you))
Kenji: ((You))
Azalea: "I dunno."
Fanta: "Well, what do you know?"
Hellaton: Wwe're hhhhere for yoyou.
Kenji: ((Kenji))
Fanta: thanks wifi
Kenji: ((Your father))
Kenji: ((Lily's brother.))
Kenji: ((And Shizune's 8 year old brother))
Gaster: ((oh
Alice: "I may not know you that well, but I know that you're kind and that you care about your family."
Fanta: "What did the dictionary say?"
Kenji: ((Kenji and Lily's brother, Akira, are the only ones that I would call dateable))
Gaster: smiles a little, clinging to Mettaton's hand.
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Kenji: ((Kenji will get you killed. But Akira is honestly the hottest fucking thing in the entire game so <.<))
Gaster: ((THEN WHY ISN'T HE AVAILABLE
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Kenji: ((I HAVE NO FUCKIGN IDEA))
Kenji: ((http://prntscr.com/ba0szj WHY CAN'T YOU FUCK THIS ))
Azalea: "Well, it said it was short for 'Sexual Intercourse,' and that meant something like..."
Azalea: "Here, I'll just show you..."
MettatonSEX: -He holds Gaster's hand.-
Hellaton: holds Gaster's other hand.
Azalea: -She shows her the definition for that, it saying "sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen."-
Mistral: (( WHY CAN'T I FUCK THIS ))
Mistral: (( Idea: canyoufuckthis.com ))
Fanta: "Ooook"
Gaster: 's hand is hold.
Fanta: "And that's it?"
Azalea: "For that, yeah."
Kenji: (( YOU CAN FUCK THIS http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/katawashoujo/images/e/e2/Rin_Encounter.png/revision/latest?cb=20130330190521 ))
Kenji: ((BUT YOU CAN'T FUCK AKIRA))
Kenji: ((WHY))
Fanta: "Anything else?"
Fanta: ((Hes hot
Mistral: (( [i]wwwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/i] ))
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Azalea: "...Not in the dictionary, no."
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Fanta: "Anything else you know?"
Alice: ((the girl isn't hot
Alice: ((at all
Fanta: ((The guy tho
Kenji: (( http://i.imgur.com/goDvWKX.png YOU CAN FUCK ALL THREE OF THESE))
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Kenji: ((BUT YOU CAN'T FUCK AKIRA))
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Azalea: "Well, I know from connecting dots, it's what two people do when they love eachother."
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Alphys: (is it back?)
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Alice: ((aaaa
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Hellaton: ((aaaaa
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Alphys: (aaaaaaaa
Gaster: ((jesus parp
Hellaton: and Mettaton hold Gaster close.
Mistral: (( I died
Alice: ((aaaaaa
Hellaton: ((aaaaaaaaa
Gaster: snuggles into their warmth.
Mistral: (( aaaaAAAAAaaa ))
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Fanta: ((IT LIVES
Alice: ((aaaaaaaa a a a a. A a a a a a a. A a a a a a a a a a a a a aaaaaa a a aa a a a AAA A A AA A A. A AAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A. A A A. A A A. A. A a a. A a a a a a a a. ROOAOAOAOAKAKALOMA A A A A A A ANA. AA. A A A A A A A A. A AA A A A A. AA. A. A. A. A. A. A. A a a. A a a a a a a a a a. Aa
Fanta: explains everything
Fanta: everything.
Hellaton: and Mettaton kinda have to lift Gaster to do this properly.
Mistral: (( [i]everything. warts and all.[/i] ))
Alice: * She decides to look at something else.
Alice: * It was kind of awkward to stare at Gaston.
Gaster: realizes this.
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Hellaton: and Metta do too, and unhug.
Gaster: - The [i]something[/i] has to sit through it, alice. You're lucky you get to look away. -
Hellaton: and Metta still stay close, though.
Alice: * ok spongebob
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Alice: * She looks back at the Gaster-Blook trio. "So.. what exactly am I going to do now?"
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Alice: "I'm likely going to spend time coming here and fixing the machine, I suppose."
Gaster: That's a good idea.
MettatonSEX: ...Put simply, that. If you need any help... -He gives Alice a card with his number on it.-
Alice: * She takes the card, nodding. "Thank you."
MettatonSEX: I'll be there as fast as I can.
Alice: "I'll try to fix it as fast as I can."
Alice: "If I need help, I will contact you."
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MettatonSEX: Alright.
Fanta: has explained much
Azalea: -She understands things now.-
Fanta: "And that's pretty much all the important stuff"
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Azalea: "okay."
Fanta: "Any.. questions?"
Azalea: -She shrugs.-
Alice: * She sits down at a seat.
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Gaster: sighs, and heads to the bar. He orders iced tea.
Fanta: "Cool"
Azalea: "You explained it pretty well."
Azalea: "I think, anyways."
Fanta: lies back in bed, still looking pretty out of it
Fanta: "I've explained it a bunch of times"
Hywel: -He's been lying down.-
Hellaton: sits down. Throughout the entire ordeal, he's seemed unnerved.
Azalea: -She lies next to Hywel.-
MettatonSEX: -He sits somewhere close to everyone.-
Gaster: sips his tea.
Hywel: -He puts an arm around both of them.-
Fanta: feels cold
Hywel: "You two are my favorite things in the world."
Fanta: smiles
Hellaton: fiddles with that one strand of hair that's not pulled back.
Hywel: "You need another blanket, Fanta?"
Fanta: "Nah.."
Fanta: "I'm getting pretty warm, actually"
Alice: * She pulls a pen out of her pockets, grabs a piece of paper, and begins to jot down a bunch of notes.
Gaster: smiles. "You know, Frisk does that a lot."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks into the bar. Hes clearly been crying, and has a plate with a half eaten slice of pie he was planning to finish in the bar.-
Hywel: "Really? You seem cold."
MettatonSEX: Yeah... ...I can't help but ask, what are you writing there?
Fanta: "...oh goddammit."
Hellaton: .....
Fanta: tries to warm herself up
Fanta: gets even colder
Hywel: "Worse."
Fanta: "I feel like I'm on fire now"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits on a corner.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Og the couch.-
Fanta: is slightly warm now
Fanta: "What am I going to do.."
Fanta: "I have no idea what this is.."
Hywel: "I dunno..."
Fanta: "I just... I think about stuff and then just.. that stuff happens"
Hywel: "Hiw about we catch some sleep, you can snuggle up to me, and il sure that'll make you happy, right?"
Fanta: "Yeah.."
Azalea: "I'll leave you two be, I need to sleep anyways. Goodnight."
Alice: ((fuck sorry i was doing something
Alice: "Notes."
Azalea: -She goes to Shea's room.-
Fanta: "Goodnight, Azalea"
Alice: "Notes about how I could possibly fix the machine."
MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful.
Gaster: Good, good.
Fanta: snuggles up to him, closing her eyes
Hellaton: Nnnnnnnice...
Hywel: "Love ya..."
Fanta: "Mhm.. love you too"
Fanta: kisses his snoot
Fanta: ((Brb shower
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Gaster: finishes his tea and asks for another glass.
MettatonSEX: Oh, just to give a note, the machine was smoking when you came out. Maybe it overheated and that's part of the problem.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He continues to eat in his corner of the couch, mostly happy that no conflict has happened since he walked in. He doesn't really want to talk about what happened, so if they didn't notice, he wouldn't have to.-
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Gaster: Ah, and it glowed blue as it operated.
Alice: "Got it."
Alice: "It glowed blue?"
Alice: "I think those were LEDs."
Hellaton: Yyyes.
Hellaton: Oh.
Alice: "Or it was apart of the transformation."
Alice: "Perhaps both?"
MettatonSEX: Who knows?
Gaster: We should probably examine the machine to make sure.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He finishes his pie, placing the page down on the table in front of him.-
Hellaton: Yyeah.
: Plate*
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Alice: "Right."
Alice: "That's a good idea."
MettatonSEX: It also made an irritating noise.
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Alice: "Did it vibrate in any way?"
Fanta: smol asriel is sleeping on the couch
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He goes over, scratching the little guys ears in his sleep.-
Gaster: I don't think it did.
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Smol Asriel: awakens
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MettatonSEX: Not that I know of.
Smol Asriel: "Huh...?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Good evening."
Smol Asriel: "Oh, hey"
Smol Asriel: flies on over to his lap
Alice: "If it vibrated, then it could of made this weird sound against the floor."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He forces a smile.-
Hellaton: Rrright...
Alice: "Think of it as your phone vibrating on a wooden table."
Gaster: Hm, true.
Hellaton: Yyeah, it wawasn't a vibration nnnoise, I don't think.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How are you?"
Smol Asriel: "Pretty good.."
Smol Asriel: "This new body is weird"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He was obviously crying before, but is attempting to hide it.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How so?"
Smol Asriel: tugs on his ears, now bigger than half his body
Alice: "Right.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, that's adorable."
Alice: "It also could of been the machine doing its thing."
Smol Asriel: "These get in the way"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But they're adorable."
Alice: "It's likely a prototype, after all."
Hellaton: ((what happened with smazzy did he get a new new body
Smol Asriel: one flops over his snoot
Smol Asriel: ((Nah
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He floods the giant ears.-
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Smol Asriel: ((Hes still black
Hellaton: ...Iiit wasn't tetested, just in case ssomeththing were to huhurt another.
Hellaton: ((oh ok
Gaster: And now look where she is.
Smol Asriel: ((Also, score one for me, azzy didnt make me see scps last night
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Gaster: ((NICE
Hellaton: ((nice
Alice: ".. That's kind of her to do that."
Smol Asriel: ((He has expressed his distaste for salad
Alice: ((nice
Alice: "She didn't want anything to happen to anybody else."
Smol Asriel: ((Via scaring the fuck out of me at 1 am
Hellaton: ((gg
Alice: "If she tested the machine on something else, the same thing would of happened to them."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Over time, his smile looks less and less genuine.-
Smol Asriel: (({I fucking hate salad}
Alice: "Judging from what I've heard of her, she wouldn't want that!"
: ((I agree))
: ((Well, not all salad))
Hellaton: ((same tbh
: ((Some salad is good."
Smol Asriel: (({Meat}
Hellaton: ((i just like lettuce
Gaster: ((i like caesar salad
: ((Me too))
: ((And there are salads with meat in them))
Smol Asriel: ((I had a salad for lunch that day
Gaster: ((and the antipasto my local pizza place makes
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: ((Fruit salad is good))
Hellaton: ((any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough
: ((Pasta salad is sometimes good))
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: ((Heh)
Alice: ((oh yeah
Alice: ((antipasto
Alice: ((i love antipasto
Smol Asriel: ((He has agreed not to do that anymore
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Asriel: "Is.. something wrong?"
Smol Asriel: has one ear over an eye
Hellaton: Yyeah, she wowouldn't.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "N-No! I'm fine."
Gaster: smiles a little. "Well, at least we know now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He brushes the ear away. His facade is weakened.-
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Smol Asriel: "You don't look fine.."
Alice: "But hey, we're gonna fix this. At least it's fixable."
Hellaton: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, don't worry about me..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm okay."
Smol Asriel: "..."
Alice: "When everything is fixed, I'll likely be gone and I won't remember any of this."
Smol Asriel: gives a smol hug from his lap
Alice: "But in the end you'll have your daughter back."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -His smile is very weak now.-
Alice: "That's what matters."
Smol Asriel: is about 2 feet tall now so
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Gaster: nods. "Even then, know that I'll miss you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stops smiling now.-
Smol Asriel: "It's ok.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is it that obvious?"
Alice: "Why thank you."
Smol Asriel: "You don't look happy.."
Alice: * She writes all of this new information down.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm not that happy, unfortunately."
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Smol Asriel: "...i'm sorry.."
MettatonSEX: I'll miss you too. You're cool.
Hellaton: I... wwwiwill too...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's not your fault, chi- Asriel."
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Alice: "That's comforting to say the least!"
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MettatonSEX: We try.
Gaster: looks to Grillby and orders something bizarre.
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Hellaton: ((a jojo
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Gaster: You don't happen to have any pickled green beans, do you?
Smol Asriel: nuzzles him a bit
Grillby: "I... no? Gaster, what?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He his back, semi-tightly.-
MettatonSEX: .....What.
Alice: "... What."
Smol Asriel: ((YOU
Gaster: blinks. "Ah. Shame."
Smol Asriel: ((HOTEL
Hellaton: ........
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Gaster: ((welcome to the hotel california
Stephen: ((oh hey everyone
Hellaton: ((yo
: ((Fuck I'm falling asleep))
Stephen: ((sorry about the absence, I was in a tent wet and sandy in the worst state of America))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: ((So im gonna slrepA
Smol Asriel: hey remember that bag of glass nado brought in
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: Sleep*
Smol Asriel: and nobody took
Stephen: ((woo Mississippi
Smol Asriel: it fuckin vanishes
Stephen: ((even the name is uninviting
Smol Asriel: there one second, gone the next
Hellaton: ((o
Smol Asriel: ((Next to the second worst state
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Smol Asriel: ((Gn bby
Hellaton: ((gn
Smol Asriel: ((Sleep tight prince
MettatonSEX: Seriously what the hell.
Smol Asriel: is nuzzled into AD
Stephen: ((Ok, ready for a time-travel-ass plot that I don't completely understand myself?))
: Jalphys's connection timed out.
Gaster: shrugs. "I don't know. I'm just hungry."
Hellaton: ((sure
Alice: "I've never heard of such a thing."
Stephen: ((oh shit here we go wooooooo
Alice: "Is that some sort of new trend in the 2020s?"
Stephen: -enters the bar from the regular door-
Smol Asriel: ((Imma try to start up this plot
Hellaton: looks over. "...Hhhellololo."
Stephen: -jumps a little-
Stephen: Oh... Yeah. Hi.
Stephen: Did you, uh, did you see this?
Alice: * She glances to Stephen. "Hey."
MettatonSEX: Oh? Hello there.
Stephen: -holds up a paper-
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna test run my game on yous guys
Smol Asriel: ((Not now, not for a few weeks at least
Hellaton: is it the paper from earlier
Hellaton: ((ok
Alice: ((how dare you
Stephen: Some people are, mm, offering their services.
Stephen: ((No
Hellaton: ...
Smol Asriel: ((Completely overhaul the battle system n shit
Stephen: Protection.
Hellaton: Nnnno?
Stephen: Doesn't look like, mm, well...
Stephen: -tugs at his collar-
Smol Asriel: ((Gotta edit the plot a lot tho
Gaster: looks at Stephen. "Hellaton, who is this?"
Stephen: It looks like extortion.
Hellaton: T-thhhhthis is Stephen, aaaand all I rereally can explain is hhihis timeline is backwards to ourrrs.
Smol Asriel: ((Mainly chapter 10, and the preceding events
MettatonSEX: Huh.
Gaster: Aaah, I see.
Alice: "Huh."
Stephen: Should we, should we pay up?
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Miyu [Miyu].
Alice: ((fuck you Miyu
Alice: ((go eat a cat
Hellaton: Wwwhat are yoyou talking about exactly?
Miyu: ((Spoilers
Stephen: ((whoa look at that Japan guy
Miyu: ((Although everyone here knows one of the big twists already
Stephen: ((ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo amirite?))
Miyu: weebshit names inbound
Gaster: ((oh yeah today i played overwatch for the first time
Gaster: ((i'm good with lucio
Stephen: ((ketsuo taberu you baka-ass moterfucker
Stephen: ((Yeah he's fun
Stephen: ((*mother
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Gaster: ((i also tried genji and i'm alright with him
MettatonSEX: Stephen, was it? We're not going to pay assassins. We're able to protect ourselves.
Gaster: ((and i'm alright with bastion
Stephen: Wellll. It's an extortion plot. Apparently. Um. They want money.
Gaster: ... For what, though?
Stephen: (("alright with bastion"
Gaster: ((i keep forgetting to keep moving
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Miyu: (("Alright with bayonetta"
Stephen: For... Um... Us not dying, I suppose?
Miyu: (("Alright with meta knight"
Stephen: -looks VERY unhappy to be in this situation-
Miyu: (("Alright with paint roller"
Kenji: ((Do I have to pay to play Overwatch))
Gaster: ((okay did i just find all the players who knew how to kill a bastion
Stephen: ((yes probably
Gaster: ((oh my god
Stephen: ((The Bastion is OP this is kind of a joke really))
Stephen: ((*OP is
Stephen: ((wait shit
Kenji: ((Also))
Stephen: ((I can't type today and autocorrect is making it worse
Kenji: (("I'm alright with Mega Gengar"))
Stephen: ((*OP thing
Kenji: (("I'm alright with Mega Blaziken"
Kenji: "I'm alright with Mega Rayquaza"))
Miyu: (("I'm alright with mega char x"
MettatonSEX: We can absolutely take them on.
Stephen: ((nerf McCree
Stephen: Mm, I, are you sure?
Kenji: ((Megazard is actually weak as fuck in OU))
Stephen: I mean, we could-
Miyu: ((Fuckin... I have no idea how to start this shit
Kenji: ((It's banned in Monotype for fucking over entire teams))
Stephen: -A brick wrapped in paper flies through the window-
Stephen: -jumps-
Gaster: ((megazard can get dunked on by stealthrock
Hellaton: jumps
Miyu: ((Monotype is the only good meta though
Gaster: jumps too.
Alice: "Hm, this place just got even more interesting."
Alice: * She doesn't even jump.
MettatonSEX: ...Does this look unsure to you?
Stephen: -scratches the back of his neck-
Stephen: WHOA, whoa... um.
Stephen: Wow.
MettatonSEX: -He takes the paper from the brick.-
Miyu: ((Alright, due to some edits this bitch isn't nearly as much of a bitch
Miyu: ((Still a bitch though
Kenji: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=fjoc1ZnGjX8#Out_of_the_Loop_-_Katawa_Shoujo_OST Music begins playing out through the anydoor.
Stephen: -it's basically "no seriously give us money though"-
Stephen: ((do we have three people trying to begin arcs right now?
MettatonSEX: -He just laughs.- If they want money they don't need to threaten us.
Gaster: -isn't the gaston family rich-
Miyu: ((Yes
Kenji: ((I'm not starting an arc))
Miyu: ((Although I'm still planning
Gaster: ((i'm going to be asking to start an arc
Kenji: ((I'm just bringing in Kenji for fuckall reasons))
Gaster: ((starting tomorrow
Miyu: ((Aha, that workd
Kenji: [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/katawashoujo/images/c/c8/Kenji.png/revision/latest?cb=20131211034312]He steps in.[/url]
MettatonSEX: If they ask politely, then possibly. But like this? Nah ah, they'll get a slap before they get cash.
Miyu: ((I know what to do now
Hellaton: .........
Stephen: .......
Stephen: -shadowy figures move outside-
Kenji: The anydoor shuts. The music stops. "...Quiet. Too quiet."
Miyu: ((Random illnesses save everyone
MettatonSEX: .......
Kenji: "/v/ Told me this place was an awesome den of manlyhood, and a bastion of the world, why is it so quiet."
Stephen: ((NOT 4CHAN
Miyu: ((Oh my fuck
: Miyu [Miyu] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
MettatonSEX: ...Uh. What the hell?
Kenji: "...Did I put in the wrong code? Fucking HISAO I TRUSTED THAT BASTARD" He starts yelling at nothing in particular.
Hellaton: ...
Stephen: So...
Smol Asriel: "Huh...?"
Alice: * She snickers.
Alice: "..Yeesh."
Gaster: looks outside at the shadowy figures.
Smol Asriel: is very not manly
MettatonSEX: .....
Alice: * she's a woman
Gaster: ((bastion rolls in and sits in the corner
Gaster: ((kind of like me
Alice: * how tf can she be manly
Stephen: ((beep boop
Alice: ((kind of like ichimatsu
Smol Asriel: looks like a stuffed animal in a bigger stuffed animal's lap
Stephen: -is being a little bitch right now-
Kenji: Kenji turns to MTT, walking up to him.
MettatonSEX: -is not traditionally masculine in most respects but he's still a man-
Smol Asriel: turns to the mystery kenji, an ear flooping over his face
Alice: * She stares at Kenji.
Kenji: He just leans in, staring veeeery closely at MTT, Like, face-to-face.
Stephen: er
Kenji: "What do you look like."
Kenji: Someone get this kid some social protocol.
Alice: ((The assassin is....))
Stephen: It seems as if they're here...
Alice: ((KENNNNNN MMMMMMMM
Stephen: ((lol nope
MettatonSEX: ...I look like myself. -Please note the deep voice and accentuated cheek'bone's.-
Kenji: "...THATS!..."
Gaster: is a skell
Kenji: He scrambles away. "YOUR ONE OF THEM, AREN'T YOU!? HISAO LIED TO ME, THIS IS AN ENEMY CHECKPOINT!"
Smol Asriel: "..."
Stephen: So...
Stephen: ((Kenji M
MettatonSEX: One of who? -He stands up.-
Alice: "Excuse me, we're not really enemies."
Alice: "Or I don't think we are."
Stephen: We should go get them then... right?
Alice: * She just.. kind of watches this play out.
Gaster: My husband is not an enemy!
MettatonSEX: I'm only an enemy to those who disrespect me or try to hurt those I care about.
Kenji: "YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEMINIST EXECUTIONERS, PUSHING YOUR FEMININE WAYS UPONT HE LAST VESTIGES OF MANLINESS IN THE MULTIVERSE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO EXECUTE!" He starts doing goofy as fuck kung-fo posed.
Kenji: Poses.
Stephen: ((oh
Gaster: ...
MettatonSEX: What the fuck.
Smol Asriel: "..."
Kenji: He slams his hand against a table and tries to pretend he isn't in unfathomable pain.
Stephen: ((the red pill
Smol Asriel: ((I need to play this game now
Gaster: There's nothing wrong with being feminine.
Smol Asriel: ((Right now
Gaster: It's simply a way to act.
Stephen: ((what game is this
Kenji: "YOU! YOU'RE THE REASON THIS IS HAPPENING!" He points exactly 10 feet from where Gaster is.
Kenji: "CONFUSING THE ENEMY WITH THEIR ASSOCIATIONS!"
Kenji: "I SAID FEMINISTS, THE PEOPLE WISHING TO FORCE THEIR WAYS UPON OUR MANLY AND MASCULINE VESTIGES!"
Gaster: ... What are you pointing at?
Kenji: "Not feminine."
Smol Asriel: is purring
MettatonSEX: Listen here, I'm not forcing you to be like me.
Kenji: "YOU, FEMINIST AGENDIC SCUM!" He's still pointing too far away.
Stephen: So...uh...
Alice: "..."
Stephen: evil murder gang... outside...
Alice: "What the [sub]fuck.[/sub]"
Stephen: yeah
Kenji: He stops.
Kenji: "By the way, I need about 10000 Yen."
MettatonSEX: I just believe everyone should express themselves how they wish. I personally like pink, I have a pink chassis. There is a more important issue than your shit.
Alice: "I don't think we're from Japan."
Kenji: He pushes up his glasses. "Help a brother out?" He's talking to noone in particular.
Kenji: ((MTT is confusing Feminine with feminism here))
Hellaton: ....Nnnnnnnonobody here has ththat.
Hellaton: ((fuck, misread it
Alice: "We're all pretty much from the states. I'd assume so, anyways."
Stephen: UM....MURDER GANG...
MettatonSEX: ......
Gaster: turns his attention to the murder gang.
MettatonSEX: We deal with this later.
Smol Asriel: "..."
Kenji: "The states! With their female president, and their 60-40 gender ratio!"
Kenji: "Feminism has already taken over there, I knew it!"
Hellaton: has his attention on murder rate.
Stephen: ok so uh
Alice: "We don't have a female president."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Miyu [Miyu].
Stephen: ((Hellaton for sheriff
Kenji: "DON'T THINK I KNOW ALL ABOUT CLINTON'S WAYS!"
MettatonSEX: ......Shut your mouth for like three minutes?
Kenji: "...Okay." He pushes his glasses up and shuts up for about three mintues.
MettatonSEX: -He goes outside to face murder gang-
Kenji: Grace period.
Stephen: -Who will fight in this battle?-
Alice: * She keeps on writing notes about the machine.
MettatonSEX: -He will-
Gaster: i guess
Hellaton: runs out, he'll fight
Miyu: enters through the anydoor, looking around
: Frisky Whiskington [Alice] disconnected.
Kenji: Kenji backs up, trying to find the anydoor...
Stephen: -Going-
Kenji: And runs into Miyu.
Stephen: -going-
Kenji: "WHO, WHERE, I REFUSE TO BE CAPTURED!" Exaggerated kung-fu.
Miyu: has her head down
Stephen: -gone-
Miyu: is like 10
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Miyu: "...what?"
Stephen: -Three shadowy figures of varying heights approach your party-
Stephen: ((one sec
MettatonSEX: -goes NEO, to fight-
Miyu: looks up at him
Miyu: "What the heck are you talking about?"
: Moose's connection timed out.
Kenji: "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FEMINIST SCUM!" The shouting can likely be heard from the battle. Like a war-cry of awkwardness
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Stephen: -Mettaton, what do you do?-
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Miyu: "..."
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Alice: * She looks up at Kenji.
Alice: "You seriously need to stop with that."
Miyu: "You sound like an idiot."
Alice: "I'm not a feminist."
Alice: "That girl probably isn't, either."
Kenji: "THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!"
Alice: * She goes back to writing.
Kenji: *Air slices*
MettatonSEX: -He uses a normal attack-
Kenji: He slams his hand on another table.
Kenji: "SEE! I'VE BEEN STRUCK!" He starts to dramatically 'die'
Stephen: -On Shadow 1, 2, or 3?-
Miyu: walks up to kenji
Gaster: ((I'm half tempted to bring in my feminist-bait oc
Kenji: "Who...WHO WILL STAND UP FOR THE FORCE NOOOOW...."
Miyu: ((Permission to balls kick
MettatonSEX: -3-
Kenji: ((Sure why the fuck not))
Miyu: would, in this situation
Stephen: -3... Dodges-
Miyu: kicks kenji in the balls
Gaster: ((i call her feminist bait because she's strong but she's from a situation where she doesn't know what the fuck feminism is
Gaster: Oh, what the hell?
Kenji: [Miyu used Surprise Attack]
Miyu: "Don't be a moron."
Alice: ((Miyu kicked Kenji in the vagina
Stephen: -A fourth shadow, outside the battle, tells you in a decidedly unnatural voice to "Give up now."-
Alice: ((He doesn't have balls
Kenji: "GAAAAAAAAAH..." He clutches his gonads after the uproriously damaging force of nature that is Miyu's foot to the man's manly bastion.
MettatonSEX: -ignores-
Kenji: "I REFUSE...TO DIE TO YOUR WAYS!"
Stephen: -Gaster?-
Miyu: "..."
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Gaster: uses a gaster blaster.
Kenji: ((Fun fact:Kenji once had a girlfriend, it's insinuated that she betrayed him, and is the reason he's a paranoid fuck))
Stephen: -stays back like a little bitch-
Stephen: ((On who?
Miyu: ((Damn son my edit here may be incorporated into the game somewhat
Hellaton: ((holy fuck
Miyu: ((This actually works
Miyu: ((To establish her bitterness, better than the planned at least
Gaster: Uh... two?
Stephen: -2 dodges before the shot is even fully fired-
Kenji: "YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!" He stands up, using one hand to clutch his lil' Kenji's, and the other to do more kung-fu poses.
Gaster: Oh come on, that's just cheap.
Stephen: -"Come on, just surrender already"-
Gaster: nO.
Gaster: ((fucking
Gaster: ((my finger slipped onto the caps lock
Stephen: -HLT?-
Miyu: "Idiot.."
Miyu: sits on the couch, her hair is over her eyes
Hellaton: uses Multiarmed and Dangerous... on 4. If 4 can't be hit then 3
Kenji: He actually swings, but Miyu is long gone, so he throws the punch, and sends himself directly back through the anydoor.
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Kenji: A last shout of "HISAO YOU BASTARD I'LL THROW YOU OFF THE ROOF ONTO A FUCKING UMBRELLA STAND!" Is heard.
Kenji: Welp. Rip Hisao.
Stephen: -3 dodges as if he had precognition... hax-
Miyu: spits in his general direction
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: High Priest Laharl [Kenji] is now High Priest Laharl [Erised].
Gaster: -hax-
Stephen: -"Just give it up. We don't even want the money anymore."-
Erised: Erised has been at the couch, asleep.
Gaster: Why the hell ar eyou here?
Stephen: -No response-
MettatonSEX: What the hell do you want?
Alice: * She looks up at Miyu. "Hey, you really didn't have to spit."
Stephen: -The three play Rock Paper Scissors-
Miyu: looks down
Stephen: -MTT?-
Alice: "Just saying."
Erised: "...Zzzz...Sycdan...Day...Fydan"
Miyu: "He was being an idiot"
Alice: ((Miyu gets possessed by Blazefire
Alice: ((Miyufire
Miyu: "I wanted to make sure he got the message"
Miyu: ((Spoilers
MettatonSEX: -Rock-
Alice: "Well, he was already long gone."
Stephen: ((no
Erised: ((Miyu gets hit with a pickup line. "We should go on a date, Mi and Yu."))
Stephen: ((I miscommunicated
Stephen: ((The shadows are playing RPS
Stephen: ((MTT, what's your move?
MettatonSEX: -JK, he uses a normal attack on shadow 1-
Miyu: ((WHY DO I REGRET EVERY NAME IN THIS GAME
Hellaton: ((i was messing around
Miyu: ((DANIEL, ONNA, MIYU
Miyu: ((IT NEVER ENDS
Erised: ((The legendary 151th pokemon in the pokedex))
Miyu: ((THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Erised: ((Miyuw))
Stephen: -The shadow just barely dodges out of the way and stylishly counters with a flick to MTT's head for 1 damage-
Alice: ((Damn Daniel, you turn me Onna, it's now just Mi and Yu..()
Alice: ))*
Miyu: ((GOD
MettatonSEX: Oh, fuck off
Erised: She snaps awake, loudly. "VYDRAN!"
Erised: It's very startling.
Miyu: is startled
Stephen: -Shadow 2: "Well, it seems I've lost our game. Damn."-
Miyu: "What the heck did you do that for?"
Stephen: ((and I lost THE game
Stephen: -Gaster?-
Miyu: ((I hate you
Gaster: attempts to tease shadow two by using a regular attack on it.
Alice: ((Thanks. c:
Erised: "...Uh...Cunno..."
Erised: "...Wait, English."
Erised: "Sorry."
Miyu: "..."
Erised: "I...had an unpleaseant dream, sorry."
Stephen: -just stands unhappy and takes it for...-
Stephen: -11 DMG-
Stephen: -2: "Hmmph."-
Erised: ((I'm imagining a "Ping" sound))
Erised: ((Like a rock hitting metal))
Miyu: "Hmph."
Erised: "...Sorry?"
Stephen: -HLT?-
Miyu: turns her head away from her
Hellaton: will use a normal attack on 2
Erised: "I don't know what else to say, is there some other method to apologize in English?"
Alice: ((watch as slarv makes miyu five
Alice: ((and sexualizes her
Stephen: -2 takes a hit for-
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Erised: ((IF ONLY WE HAD KEN M TO DO A SOLID 700 DAMAGE))
Miyu: ((Ur taking her place
Miyu: ((IF ONLY WE HAD KEN M
Miyu: ((AND A DILDO
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Stephen: -13 DMG-
Alice: ((INSERT THE DILDO INTO KEN M'S ASS
Miyu: ((HE GAINS 2 ATTACK
Stephen: -2: "Do we HAVE to?"-
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: Iii memean.
: High Priest Laharl [Erised] changed the topic to "Alice: ((INSERT THE DILDO INTO KEN M'S ASS"
Stephen: -4: "Yes."-
Stephen: -2 sighs-
Hellaton: Wwwell shit.
Miyu: remains silent
Stephen: -The three blitzkrieg Gaster for a OHKO-
Erised: "..." She just gives Miyu a pleading look. She isn't used to people accepting apologies.
Miyu: he should be over it by now, coward
Stephen: -2: "That was unnecessary..."-
Hellaton: GASTER,
Gaster: ... Ohhhh, what the fuck.
MettatonSEX: GASTER!
Miyu: isnt even looking at her anymore
Stephen: -4: "Ssh."-
Gaster: falls backwards.
Miyu: ((4: nothing personnel, kid
Hellaton: and Metta run over to catch him, laying him down gently.
Stephen: -The two remaining shadow fighters play RPS-
Gaster: - The [i]something[/i] is kind of pissed at this development. -
Miyu: just another idiot, just another idiot
Alice: * oh no spongebob is pissed
Erised: "...It's rude to ignore people..."
Stephen: -MTT?-
Miyu: he's worthless
MettatonSEX: -He rushes at 4, using a Glamburst.-
Miyu: "What?"
Erised: "Thats what Master taught me, if you ignore someone, it hurts more than if you just got angry at them."
Erised: Why is Miyu calling Erised a he.
Miyu: "I'm not ignoring you"
Stephen: -4: Steps out of the way with eyes closed-
: Gaster's connection timed out.
Stephen: -4: "Just give up."-
Erised: "You have your head turned away, and you won't answer me..."
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Miyu: those are her thoughts
Erised: bUT.
MettatonSEX: How about you just shut up.
Erised: Why.
Alice: * she's probably referring to daniel
Erised: Is Erised a He to her.
Erised: (( <.< Who the fuck is Daniel))
Stephen: -HLT?-
Miyu: isnt thinking about erised
Alice: * a character in slarv's game
Hellaton: takes Gaster and retreats to the bar.
Gaster: ((you know frisky
Erised: Well I didn't fucking know that.
Gaster: ((i love you you refer to the 'something' as spongebob
Erised: "...What did I do?"
Alice: ((thank you
Gaster: ((it's not going to like that once it finds out
Erised: 'Did I wake up too loudly?" She's hurt enough to just go into fucking sarcasm.
Erised: ((CHIME BACK THE FUCK UP))
Erised: ((WE AGREED NO META))
Alice: ((i'm going to love it when it finds out
Miyu: "Yes."
Stephen: -3: Seems halt for some reason-
Stephen: -1 looks REALLY pissed-
Erised: "Well thats too bad for you, isn't it?"
Stephen: *happy
Erised: "I mean, I sure would hate to be inconvienened so much by such a thing."
Stephen: -2 looks apologetic-
Erised: "You must have such a terrible life."
Miyu: "It's done, it doesn't matter, I'm not talking about it"
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Erised: "Yes you are. You're talking to me right now."
Timeywim: ((Chime has the permission from me to do meta.))
Miyu: ((That something is timey
Timeywim: ((;)
Stephen: -The three charge and OHKO MTT-
: Timeywim [Timeywim] disconnected.
Gaster: ((now, now
MettatonSEX: Fuck.
Gaster: ((it's not meta
Miyu: "Because you won't shut up about it"
Erised: ((Is he just))
Gaster: ((just someone who can hear us speak, eventually
Erised: ((Fucking reading the logs))
Miyu: ((Yes
Stephen: 4: "You're under our thumb now. We expect compliance to our demands"
Alice: ((yes
Stephen: 4: "bye."
Miyu: ((Timey come here and say a papaya
Stephen: -The shadows flee-
MettatonSEX: Go fuck yourself.
Stephen: er...
Stephen: You, you said you could handle them.
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Erised: ((If you come in here an-))
Erised: ((What.))
Timeywim: ((Fuck off, Slarvath.))
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Erised: ((GET FUCKED))
Miyu: ((Close enough
Alice: ((10/10
Alice: ((RKOed
Stephen: ((what is this
Erised: "Well you're still talking to me."
Miyu: "I don't want to be"
Gaster: stirs. "We thought we could!"
MettatonSEX: I didn't expect them to do that. Or take like 15 damage at best. My attack is higher than that.
Miyu: "I thought this was a closet"
Stephen: . . .
Jeska or Jekon: ((timey whats your favorite Gundam
Erised: "Gee, you're pretty deep in the closet if this is one."
MettatonSEX: Also, the dodging was bullshit.
Stephen: Oh, we're, we're screwed now.
Stephen: ((there's a reason
Stephen: ((always a reason
Hellaton: Iiii'm sosoorry... I... ccouldn't do much...
Erised: ((MTT has hit Disgaea territory))
Erised: ((He's aware of his own stats))
Hellaton: ((he's been aware
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Stephen: ((and you're going to come back here and say "oh shit I get it now haha"))
Hellaton: ((the damage shows up like a sign
Timeywim: ((My favorite gundam?))
Miyu: remains silent
Jeska or Jekon: ((yeah
Erised: (("WHY THE HELL, AM I LEVEL ONE AGAIN?" -Laharl, in the sequals.))
Timeywim: ((Hmm..))
Hellaton: ((nice
Erised: "But. You are. Talking to me."
Erised: "Closet girl."
Jeska or Jekon: ((mine is the gundam mk II RX-178
Timeywim: ((My favorite gundam iS THE CHIMEFUCKERATOR-500 ABC 123 GONNA BLOW YOUR FACE OFF MX))
Stephen: I should probably, um... go? Before they kill me.
Timeywim: ((YEEEEE HAAAAW!))
Gaster: ((wow rude
Alice: ((wow rude
Erised: "...Oh, so you're not talking anymore."
Stephen: -passes a sealed envelope to HLT-
Erised: "Coward."
MettatonSEX: I'm positive they won't. Yeah. Sorry.
Jeska or Jekon: ((perma ban time
Erised: Erised is just fucking TRYING to rile up Miyu now.
Timeywim: ((Chime, no offense.))
Hellaton: takes it
Hellaton: ((pfft
Timeywim: ((You have a new gundam named after you!))
Erised: ((Go back to your logs))
Gaster: ((nice
Timeywim: ((:)
Stephen: Pass this to the next me.
Gaster: ((although i'm the cucker
Miyu: "God. You're so annoying"
Hellaton: nods.
Gaster: ((according to the local highschool
Hellaton: Aaaalright.
Timeywim: ((Yep.))
Erised: "No i'm not."
Timeywim: ((Also, I do roleplay sometimes Laharl.))
Stephen: ((ok who is this really
Timeywim: ((I'm not glued to the logs all the time.))
Erised: ((TImey is Void.))
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Jeska or Jekon: ((whats your favorite videogame timey
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Stephen: ((nope, it's Chime's alt
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Erised: ((Seriously?))
Timeywim: ((My favorite video game is COD: Infinate Warfare.))
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Alice: ((really b
Stephen: ((I have no evidence
MettatonSEX: Ugh.
Stephen: ((just calling it now
Jeska or Jekon: ((favorite genre of music
Gaster: ((timey is not me
Miyu: is silent again
Stephen: ((k
Erised: ((Timeywin is User #26112 void_.))
Stephen: So...
Erised: ((So they're not just another name.))
Miyu: ((Timey is a bot
Timeywim: ((Yep!))
Erised: "I'm not annoying!"
Timeywim: ((Slarvath, evidence?))
Stephen: Bye.
Gaster: sighs. "Honestly, that was a bit embarassing..."
Stephen: -dashes out-
MettatonSEX: Sorry I overestimated our ability. Bye.
Hellaton: Bbye...
Miyu: ((You didn't deny it
Alice: ((yeah chime wouldn't make an alt
Jeska or Jekon: ((whats your favorite movie time?
Stephen: ((Should that be it for the night, or should I rush the arc a bit?
Erised: Erised is slowly getting pissed, and she's been forgetting to sip the water from her bow.
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Desire: "I mean really, i'm not!"
Timeywim: ((My favorite movie?))
Desire: Heart's desire mode:Y,
Timeywim: ((Toughie.)(
Hellaton: ((as long as you feel comfortable with this, this is good
Alice: ((what mv said
Jeska or Jekon: ((your favorite music genre?
Desire: "..."
Hellaton: ((id personally leave it here but
Stephen: ((I'll take a break to besmirch a legacy then maybe get back to it))
Alice: * She keeps on writing down notes.
Desire: "I'm done."
Timeywim: ((My favorite genre is Bowie.))
Desire: "Master probably needs me anyway."
Miyu: "No. You're being pretty annoying right now"
Desire: ((IT'S B.))
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Miyu: ((It is b
Desire: She steps up, leaving.
Ken M: ((nah actually
Desire: "Bye."
Timeywim: ((Fuck off.))
Timeywim: ((I just like David Bowie.))
Ken M: ((he just has good taste
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Alice: ((yeah
Gaster: ((he does have good taste
Miyu: "..."
Hellaton: ((yeah
Titania: Aaand she walks in right after Erised/Desire leaves.
Jeska or Jekon: ((whats your least favorite music genre?
Ken M: ((Low is the shit, huh?
Titania: "...Huh, that girl was miffed, wierd." She moves over to the bar table.
Titania: ((I'm a swing person))
Miyu: still has her head down
Hellaton: and Metta reenter the bar
Miyu: it's been 1 minute...
Miyu: mom and dad are there
Timeywim: ((My least favorite genre is autotune.))
Hellaton: ...
Titania: Titania nods at MTT, and gives a wave at Hellaton.
Timeywim: ((Fuck that shit.))
Miyu: he's almost scared, it's kind of cute, isn't it?
MettatonSEX: Hey.
Timeywim: ((Also, why are you interrogating me?))
Timeywim: ((This isn't NCIS.))
Ken M: ((Meh, autotune is a tool, not a genre
Timeywim: ((What I mean is autotune music.))
Titania: "Hello." She's got a drink from the bar.
Ken M: ((I don't like it myself, but it doesn't have to define the music))
Miyu: all these familiar faces
Miyu: i missed you guys
Jeska or Jekon: ((im not
Ken M: ((Best Bowie Album?
Titania: "I have no idea what this is, but it tastes like Tentaliquor." She's sipping vodka.
MettatonSEX: Vodka.
MettatonSEX: That's vodka.
Titania: "...Name, is it Russian?"
Timeywim: ((The best Bowie album? Gee, that's hard.))
Titania: "Sounds russian.'
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Ken M: ((I'd say Ziggy>Blackstar>Low>Station>Hunky Dort))
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Ken M: ((*dory
Gaster: enters the bar. "It is russian."
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Titania: "Huh, neat. I guess the Russians know their drinks in this timeline."
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Ken M: -shambles on in-
Miyu: well it's been a few centuries, now
Hellaton: ...........
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Titania: "How've you been, Mettaton? Don't worry, i'm just here for a social visit."
Miyu: things are going pretty good
MettatonSEX: I've been alright, you?
Ken M: good morning gods children
Timeywim: ((That list does sound about right imo.))
Hellaton: ............
Timeywim: ((I really like Ziggy and Blackstar.))
Miyu: maybe he's ready for you?
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Titania: "Horrible. I've had to stab thirteen grunts today, and Fern escaped again."
Miyu: let's find out, hehe..
MettatonSEX: Oh, damn.
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Titania: "Someone got the idea to use the kid as a pinata, and he escaped by running through a crowd of schoolchildren.
Miyu: straight up vanishes
MettatonSEX: To be fair, I'd smack him with a bat, but goddamn.
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Gaster: Oh. Oh my.
Ken M: -shambles on closer to HLT-
Titania: "Yeah. And Amaria's been pissed."
MettatonSEX: Not hard.
Miyu: was on the couch
Miyu: is not noe
Hellaton: sliiiiiiides away
Ken M: hello fellow child of God
Miyu: *now
MettatonSEX: Oh dear.
Titania: "The Grand Hall's been infesed with these giant fucking magikarps. THey absolutely destroy all our pokemon, and won't leave."
MettatonSEX: ....OH. Those fucks.
Titania: "And we can't just kill them because Amaria loves all sea creatures, and i'd be sleeping outside for weeks."
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MettatonSEX: Well shit.
Alice: * She glances to Ken M. "Who are you?"
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Titania: "Shelly, the bug leader, you've met her?"
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Ken M: a child of God just like you
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Titania: "Well, she's been coming up with some wierd cropdusting technique, using butterfree to incapacitate enemies."
Ken M: ((Fuck off Shoe
Titania: "It's meant to be used on giant clumps of meteor grunts, but it works fine on murderkarps."
MettatonSEX: Ooh, that sounds wonderful.
: ((Wow ok
Titania: "It is, quite a pretty sight. The girl's smart."
Hellaton: ......
MettatonSEX: She is.
Ken M: ((WAIT DID I ACTUALLY JUST
Titania: "I'm just happy we installed all the gyms in the grand hall, the Lapis Ward wasn't doing her any good."
Alice: "Uhm, okay."
Alice: "I'm an athiest, though."
: ((You did
Titania: "A whole ward full of rich snobs and an asylum that regularly tortures orphans. The girl needed to get out of there."
Ken M: well we're all children of God
: ((You fucking scrub
Ken M: ((HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
MettatonSEX: Yeah. That's bullshit.
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Ken M: except the godfather
: ((I did say he was in my game, after all
Titania: "If you're interested, I might have a mission for you later."
Titania: "Pertaining to that Asylum."
Gaster: Hmm.
Alice: "Eh."
: Missed you guys... Hehe
MettatonSEX: Alright. -as long as it doesnt interfere w the gaston thing-
: See you soon
Gaster: Darling, if it's okay, may I come with you?
Titania: "We can't do anything about it, because it's technically legal. But theres nothing against sending in a few ragtag trainers not affiliated with the government at all, like you. And then handily giving them a legal pardon."
Alice: "That's your opinion."
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Titania: "You've met our normal leader, Noel, right?"
Titania: "The sleepy kid?"
Smol Asriel: ((B i actually had a mini heart attack when you said that
MettatonSEX: Alright. Gaster you can come with, and yes.
Ken M: the Declaration of Independence says all my opinions are true
Hellaton: ...........
Smol Asriel: (("Are you fucking srs"
Titania: "He's sick, and because the Orphanage has legal rights to him, he's forced to be 'treated' in that shithole."
Titania: "So it's also kind of a rescue operation."
MettatonSEX: Well then.
Titania: "His Sister, and a girl named Heather are there. As well as our fire leader, Charlotte."
MettatonSEX: I will ruin the organization.
Hellaton: .....
Hellaton: just stays away from Ken M
Titania: "Please do, i'm sure we can get you a few...legal pardons for arson, and maybe a case of manslaughter or two."
Titania: Wink.
Alice: "Okay!"
Alice: "That's fine.%
Alice: "*
MettatonSEX: Ohhh yes...
Titania: AKA:Fucking kill everyone in that asylum and light it on fire, rescue hostages, etc.
Ken M: ((goddamnit why can't you be rude to the old man
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MettatonSEX: -He will enjoy this-
Alice: ((alice isn't rude to old men))
Alice: ((get another bitch
Hellaton: ......Cccccccan you please go away.
Hellaton: directed that at Ken M
Titania: "One last thing."
Ken M: my opinion is that I need to stay
Titania: "Because we can't trust the entire operation on one person, you'll have to take another trainer as a partner."
Titania: "Made any friends in Reborn recently?"
MettatonSEX: Well, Gaster's not a trainer, so perhaps I could take Karamatsu. Gaster will still accompany us.
Titania: "We can't legally send in Karamatsu."
MettatonSEX: Fuck.
Titania: "He's too...err...whats the word i'm using."
Titania: "Inexperienced, i've seen how the kid flinches at the enemy being killed."
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MettatonSEX: Ah.
Titania: "I'd suggest using one of your rivals, or picking a gym leader."
Titania: "I hear Terra is fond of you."
Ken M: this kind of thing is exactly why God had to give King Washington the declaration of Indiana
MettatonSEX: Yeah .......Terra, huh.
Titania: "Yeah, she's a bit random, but she's pretty fun when you get to know her."
Hellaton: Thhhat's historically inaccuraaaaate and you knknow it.
Titania: "Of course, you can take anyone. But uhh...well, the boss over there specializes in electric types."
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Gaster: I think Mr. Matsuno swore to his brothers not to shed blood anyway. They report that he's overdramatic.
MettatonSEX: I'm just a bit upset I lost to her .
Titania: "I'd suggest you take someone who can handle grass with you."
Ken M: then why do we have God on our moneys
Titania: "Trust me, i'm upset to her. Her wife and husband get upset a lot about it to."
Titania: "...She's one of the tougher leaders."
Alice: ((Karamatsu walks into Reborn, somebody throws a menu at his head cutting it
Alice: ((Shittymatsu: NOT AGAIN
Titania: "Anyway, thats just a heads up. Pick someone who can fight Electric."
MettatonSEX: Ah. ....I have an idea.
MettatonSEX: I'll take Terra. I have Pokémon that can handle Grass.
Titania: "Alright."
Alice: ((chime https://youtu.be/v0JGF_0IW24
Alice: ((it exists
Titania: She turns to Gaster.
Titania: "You, if you're going along. You're putting work in too."
Titania: "Can you fight? I've seen you use those blasters."
Hellaton: Becccause yoyou're shitty god wwworshipping frfreaks.
Gaster: nods. "Of course I can fight."
Hellaton: Thhhhat use your god as a jjjujustification for bullshit.
Titania: "Good, make sure you're ready. Just because you're not a trainer doesn't mean they won't hesitate to try to attack you."
Ken M: actually God said that robots can't have opinions
MettatonSEX: We will be.
Titania: "Report back to me when you're ready."
Gaster: nods.
Alice: "Well, robots have opinions now."
Titania: ((MV, if you would kindly pastebin three of your pokemon for me))
Hellaton: Well thththat must have bebeen a mistake.
Titania: ((I'm going to splice your team with Terra's))
Hellaton: ((ok, hold on
Titania: Titania steps out, going back to Reborn.
Hellaton: ((give me a bit
Ken M: that's just your opinion
Titania: She takes her vodka with her, and leaves a sack of Pokedollars at the counter. Luckily, pokedollars are gold coins.
Titania: So it works.
Hellaton: Shshould be idiottts can't have opipinions.
Hellaton: ((brb making my three team
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Ken M: I think we should all follow the example of the bible here
Alice: "I don't read the Bible."
Ken M: Genesis says that on the seventh day he and his rivals chilled and ate tacos
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Alice: ".. I don't even read the Bible and even then I know that's horribly wrong."
Ken M: it's not wrong if God did it
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Hellaton: (( http://pastebin.com/mp2VbPZp
Hellaton: Jjujust piss off.
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Ken M: ok
Ken M: -slithers out-
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Hellaton: is still upset at this ass
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Titania: http://pastebin.com/KnK5D7vr Your team is made.
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Hellaton: ((nice
Titania: ((Heads up))
Titania: ((The fight in the Asylum is more of a Bonus Boss than anything))
Titania: ((Its perfectly fine if you get your ass completely handed to you))
Hellaton: ((alrighty
Titania: ((Cause this is a serious, tough-as-nails team))
Hellaton: ((hope i dont bc i wanna destroy the assylum
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Alice: ".. That guy was weird."
Alice: "Oh well."
Alice: * She goes back to writing
Alice: .*
Gaster: Ah, Mister M?
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Reborn: [Report to Titania when ready]
Reborn: [Mission Started:Orphanage Burning]
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Hellaton: Hhe's a douche.
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Hellaton: ((should we do it now?
Alice: "Ah."
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Reborn: ((Anytime you feel like it, although not much is happening currently))
Alice: * She gets up. "I'm going to go inspect the machine."
Alice: "Bye."
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Hellaton: Aaalriright, bye.
Alice: * She goes through the Anydoor.
Mistral: (( oh shit ))
Alice: ((gn everybody
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Mistral: (( gn
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Gaster: ((goodnight
MettatonSEX: ...Shall we?
Gaster: Let's.
Hellaton: Iii neneed to charge so I'm gogoing home goodninight.
MettatonSEX: Night. Love you.
Hellaton: Llove you totoo. -He goes home to charge.-
Gaster: Love you, Hella!
Hellaton: Llove you tttoo!
MettatonSEX: smiles.
MettatonSEX: Now, time to break some faces. C'mon.
MettatonSEX: goes to REBORN
Mistral: (( i recently remembered that gorillaz exists ))
Reborn: Titania is waiting in her gym, legs crossed and tapping her foot to some kinda beat.
Gaster: follows him and steps into the world of pokemon.
Reborn: Terria is standing next to her, the girl practically bouncing in place.
Reborn: "RAAAAAAWR!"
MettatonSEX: goes to Titania.
Gaster: stares at Terra.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: We're ready.
Mistral: (( you staring at me? wut ))
Mistral: (( jk ))
MettatonSEX: ((lo
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Reborn: "Alright, Terra will be acompanying you."
Mistral: (( [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3184873686/c7ed20aa023ccd8e11ffbc64a274fba0_400x400.jpeg]alternatively[/url] ))
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Reborn: "Try not to go crazy, there are hostages in the asylum. Meaning don't burn it down till we've got all the children out."
MettatonSEX: Of course.
Gaster: sighs. "Ready, my dear?"
MettatonSEX: We trap the workers inside.
MettatonSEX: Yep!
Reborn: "If you need help burning an orphanage. Ask Charlotte once you get her out."
Reborn: "She's a bit of a pyro, if you couldn't tell before."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Reborn: Terra steps forward to MTT. "WE MEET AGAIN, LUKE."
MettatonSEX: ...It's Mettaton.
Reborn: "WE'RE GONNA BE ALL LIKE RAWR TO THEIR RAWR AND RAWR THE RAAAAWR!~"
Reborn: Titania facepalms.
Mistral: (( [i]THE SOUP IS DRY[/i] ))
MettatonSEX: .....
Reborn: "I'm sorry it looks like she hasn't taken her ADHD meds today."
MettatonSEX: rolls his eyes.
Gaster: whispers to Mettaton. "You didn't tell me you befriended a scene kid."
MettatonSEX: ...I didn't
Reborn: "[sub]God Amaria is going to fucking kill me.[/sub]"
Reborn: "Don't you three have an orphanage to burn?"
MettatonSEX: We do.
Reborn: "L3SGO! QUEEN O' BOOTY WILL LEAD DAH WAY!"
Reborn: She starts stomping out of the grand hall, rawring all the way.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: How do you pronounce... what the hell.
MettatonSEX: follows.
Gaster: sighs, and follows as well.
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Reborn: "OVER THE OBSIDIA AND THROUGH THE SCHOOL, TO LAPIS WARD WE GOOOOO!"
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MettatonSEX: ...Um. Okay.
Mistral: (( I feel like making a Chef Boyardee jumpscare ))
Reborn: A short pit-stop at the trainer school. (Terra wanted to buy something from the gift shop) and the group is in Lapis Ward.
MettatonSEX: ok then.
Reborn: Teens are running around the streets, with red neckerchiefs and blue ankle tags, throwing out pokeballs.
MettatonSEX: ...Welp.
Reborn: Gang warfare between the aqua and magma gang is at its highest.
Mistral: (( Just a large color-inverted poorly-sized picture of Chef Boyardee's face with loud sharp noises in the background ))
MettatonSEX: rebel, join the dollars
Gaster: smiles. It's kind of cute.
Reborn: Terra stops at a big white, immaculate building with shaded windows.
MettatonSEX: Gang warfare is cute now.
Reborn: Oh yeah, the gang warfare is cute until Blue's sharpedo starts loudly biting the throat out of Magma kid's houndoom.
Reborn: This is literal gang warfare.
Reborn: Best to keep walking and move on.
MettatonSEX: looks... and then moves on.
Reborn: Plus, the Sharpedo was fucking terrifying. THat thing had so many scars it qualified as a Garchomp.
MettatonSEX: bring ice beam then
Mistral: (( I just closed Spotify and opened it again thinking "I'm going to go listen to some music!" ))
Gaster: decides it's not cute now.
Reborn: "WELCOME TO TIMMY. TIMMY likes to torture children through electrotherapy AND RAWR."
MettatonSEX: That's extremely fucked up.
Reborn: She turns to MTT. "READY TO BURN AN ORPHANAGE?"
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: I guess we are!
Reborn: She rears her foot back, and with surprising strength kicks the METAL DOOR off its hinges.
Mistral: (( oh shit ))
MettatonSEX: Holy fuck.
Reborn: It flies through the room and KO's a poor grunt. That guy had permanent head trauma now.
Mistral: (( that's uh, some impressive strength you got there, miss ))
Gaster: -rip in dip-
Gaster: applauds, in awe.
Reborn: ((She literally swings around a giant fucking mallet))
Reborn: ((And punts your character a couple hundred miles))
MettatonSEX: instinctively presses his legs together
Mistral: (( [i]THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, MISS[/i] ))
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton is mildly afraid of this child
Reborn: "LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND PEOPLE OF NONCONFORMAL GENDER IDENTITY."
Reborn: "PLEASE LINE UP IN SINGLE-FILE FOR YOUR ASSKICKINGS."
MettatonSEX: Or, we just shoot you all down like targets.
Reborn: An orderly in a lab coat steps up.
Reborn: "What are you doing fools, don't let them get the hostages!"
Reborn: [Orderly John challenges you!]
Gaster: frowns. "Hostages?"
Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/
MettatonSEX: Okay.
Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-doublescustomgame-379591806
Reborn: Orderly John sends out his steam of stolen Mutant pokemon.
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Mistral: (( >ask dad for ink-based fine pen ))
Mistral: (( >"What happened to the one that you had?" mine broke and spilled ink all over the fucking place ))
Mistral: (( >dad: [i][no comment][/i] ))
Mistral: (( >dad and I end up getting into a debate about pens ))
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Reborn: The man is curbstomped, ouch.
Reborn: "...Uh."
MettatonSEX: Nice job, Terra,
Reborn: "Don't suppose I can claim I was a double agent?"
MettatonSEX: No.
Reborn: "THANKS, FRIEND-O!"
Reborn: John:"Well, fuck."
Reborn: "Can you atleast knock me out fast?"
MettatonSEX: , still NEO, aims his cannon at John.
Reborn: "...Fuck."
MettatonSEX: Tell us where theyare.
Reborn: "Err."
Gaster: steps forward, steepling his fingers.
Reborn: "The kids are in the room to the left, the password is HAIL HYDROPUMP.
Gaster: Good boy.
MettatonSEX: Thank you.
Reborn: "And you can, uh, totally have these mutants?"
Reborn: He tosses the pokeballs to MTT, those should probably go to their rightful owners later.
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Reborn: The psychic types all have 'RADOMUS' written on the side, and the Darmanitan is actually Charlottes.
MettatonSEX: takes them and will return them later
Reborn: The snivy is seemingly Fern's.
MettatonSEX: maybe not snivy
MettatonSEX: jk
Reborn: Hey, maybe Florinia will want it.
Reborn: I mean Fern is her brother.
MettatonSEX: tru
Reborn: "...Don't suppose you'll let me leave before you kill us all?"
MettatonSEX: No.
Reborn: "I mean, I really don't actually like it here. The Good Doctor does some sick shit..."
Reborn: "And...err, well, if I stay i'll die. And if I leave I die."
Reborn: "I'd rather go say bye to my family before I die."
Gaster: ... Alright. Go do that.
MettatonSEX: ....Alright. Though, I still must do one thing.
Reborn: John nods. "Thank you."
Gaster: And you'd better not be fucking with us.
MettatonSEX: gets to eye level. "You will regret it if you are."
Reborn: John makes his way to the door. "The kid's pokemon are behind The Good Doctor's desk."
MettatonSEX: nods.
Reborn: "Get the girl her pokemon, and she can level this place." John leaves.
Reborn: [Achiement Unlocked:Mercy.]
MettatonSEX: was gonna smack him upside the head but
MettatonSEX: ok
Gaster: steps forward. "Let's move on.
Reborn: Terra stomps into the room on the left.
MettatonSEX: nods.
Reborn: "HELLO CHILDREN." She imitates Chef from South Park.
MettatonSEX: ......
MettatonSEX: Why.
Mistral: (( AYY
Reborn: "WELCOME TO THE RESCUE CLUB, DO YOU HAVE YOUR MEMBERSHIPS AND PARENT PERMISSION FORMS?"
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Reborn: Inside is what looks like Heather, the salamence girl. Remember her?
MettatonSEX: enters the password in bla bla bla
MettatonSEX: yep
Reborn: As well as Charlotte, and Noel's sister, Anna.
Reborn: Heather's asleep.
Reborn: "Zzzz..." "Yo, what's up hot stuff?" "Hello! Are you going to get my brother too?"
MettatonSEX: Yes, I am.
Reborn: "Okeedokee!" The cells unlock.
MettatonSEX: Now, we're here to save you all.
MettatonSEX: ...
Reborn: Charlotte hefts Heather up over her shoulder, patting her on the back. And picks up Anna by the shirt. She's carrying both of these kids like sacks of potatoes.
Reborn: "Now that we can, i'll just take these two back to the grand hall before this place goes up in flames."
MettatonSEX: Right.
Reborn: "While I hate missing out on a good burning, my job takes priority."
Gaster: Okay, thank you.
MettatonSEX: We'll go save everyone else. Thank you.
MettatonSEX: I'll record it.
Reborn: Shelly is off to the right, she has all her pokemon."
MettatonSEX: nods.
Reborn: "She was too strong for them to actually contain, so they've simply locked her and her team in a room and crossed their fingers."
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Reborn: *CRASH* "Aaand theres the scizor, busting through the wall."
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Reborn: "I'm gonna go now." Charlotte runs off with the two kids.
MettatonSEX: Now, do you know where Noel i-- oh my.
MettatonSEX: Alright.
MettatonSEX: looks to Scizor.
Reborn: Scizor steps in, with Shelly practically hiding behind the thing.
Reborn: It's claws are covered in blood. It's easy to tell exactly what the fuck just happened back there.
MettatonSEX: Hello, Shelly.
Gaster: looks to Shelly, holding out his hand.
Reborn: "H-Hello..." She shakes Gaster's hand.
Gaster: It's okay, we're here to help.
Reborn: "N-N-Noel is upstairs, they took him upstairs...he's g-going through the..."
MettatonSEX: It's me, Mettaton. We're here to help.
Reborn: "T-Therapy."
MettatonSEX: ...Tch. We'll have to stop that,nwon't we?
Gaster: ... Let's go, Mettaton. He needs us.
MettatonSEX: Right.
Reborn: An orderly sneaks up from behind, attempting to grab Shelly. Too bad Scizor just fucking backhands the thing with three tons of bug/steel type.
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Reborn: That orderly no longer has brain matter.
MettatonSEX: claps.
Reborn: Scizor nods. "I-I'll be fine, Scizor can cover me...Go get Noel."
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Reborn: Terra nods to Shelly. "WE'RE OFF TO SAVE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF NOZ." She stomps up the stairs.
Jeska or Jekon: ((guys yo
MettatonSEX: runs upstairs.
MettatonSEX: ((yo?
Reborn: Theres a metal door, and what sounds like screams and electricity coming from the other end.
Gaster: follows after Terra, sighing.
Reborn: Terra rears back a fist...
Reborn: And fucking home-runs the SHIT out of that door. Thats some one-punch man bullshit.
Jeska or Jekon: (I just found out that Im colour blind. The diagnosis came completey out of the green.
MettatonSEX: bursts in.
Reborn: It's like Saitama had a little sister that grew up on memes. That door might've been a monster, because it is ASH.
MettatonSEX: ((pfft
Reborn: ((HAH))
Reborn: ((I GET IT))
MettatonSEX: ((i like that one
Gaster: Good job.
Jeska or Jekon: ((thats all
Reborn: Theres a man with yellow hair, in a lab coat. He has an electivire holding up the form of Noel, constantly shocking the kid with tons of watts of electricity.
Reborn: Every few seconds a loud yell comes out of Noel.
MettatonSEX: We're here to take back Noel. Put him down.
Reborn: Theres another figure in the back, a familiar church-man that goes by the name of El.
Reborn: "By the lord's light and the orphanage's grace. You dare defile Lord Arceus's house in this sacrilegious manner?"
Reborn: "This child is being pured of his narcolepsy."
MettatonSEX: readies his cannon. "Release him."
Gaster: There's more humane ways to do it!
MettatonSEX: You're hurting him, asshat.
Reborn: "Hah."
Reborn: The Good Doctor turns around.
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Reborn: "All in the name of science, I see you brought the ground girl with you."
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MettatonSEX: This is just cruelty.
Reborn: "Not the most down-to-earth is she? I remember her, she was one of my star patients...What was it, ADHD?"
Reborn: "Y00 JUST MADE IT W0RSE, BUB. THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I COULD GO 50 SECONDS WITHOUT RAAAAAAWRRRRR"
MettatonSEX: fires a small warning shot at the 'good' doctor.
MettatonSEX: misses on purpose.
Reborn: He doesn't blind, Terra yells.
Gaster: creates a small bone... and forms a sword out of it. A small, fencing blade.
DamnDude: (( Oh God, I defended the Kirby show's intro theme once and now I'm getting a ton of notifications. I feel like I've taken a wrong step somewhere in life. ))
Reborn: "FUCK YA'LL."
MettatonSEX: ((rip
Reborn: "REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED NOW."
Gaster: ((i guess it's coming right back at ya
MettatonSEX: I agree.
Reborn: [Terra drags you into a challenge against The Good Doctor and El!]
MettatonSEX: ((it's the star of the show
Reborn: "I'm afraid you'll be dissapointed, girl. After that fool Decibel beat me, i've changed from my electric ways."
Reborn: "You'll find your ground types quite useless, Terra. Or should I call you Tanya?" "DON'T USE THAT N4ME, DIE."
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Just fuck off.
Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-doublescustomgame-379596999
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Reborn: El steps back, like a man who wasn't used to losing.
Reborn: The Good Doctor simply smirks.
MettatonSEX: has a devilish, fanged grin.
Reborn: "Electivire, up the charge to 2000 volts."
Gaster: cheers for his husband!
Reborn: Noel screams louder.
MettatonSEX: shoots at Electivire.
MettatonSEX: Nonlethally.
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MettatonSEX: But enough to hurt.
Mistral: (( tfw lines are too thick
Reborn: Electivire ends up short-circuiting the blast...and a huge fucking explosion echoes around.
Reborn: Noel is caught in it point blank. As is The Good Doctor,.
Gaster: jumps towards his husband.
Reborn: El is barely caught by the ends of it, he uses the explosion to dissapear.
MettatonSEX: realizes he may have fucked up
Reborn: Big time.
Reborn: The Good Doctor is a corpse now. A very high-electricity, corpse.
MettatonSEX: tries to run for Noel. He's likely too late.
Reborn: Noel was seemingly blocked from the explosion somewhat by Electivire's own body.
Gaster: My god, it she okay?
MettatonSEX: Oh god...
Reborn: So he isn't a smear on the wall, instead hes lightly crispy, but breathing.
Reborn: "ON THE BRIGHT SIDE."
MettatonSEX: picks him up carefully.
Reborn: "THE CHILD IS LIVING LIVING CHICKEN DIVING. AND WE'VE ALREADY GOT THE FIRE GOING!"
Reborn: The building is slowly burning down from the explosion.
Gaster: Come on, Mettaton. Let's get out of here.
MettatonSEX: We need to get him to a hospital. Gaster, grab the stolen Pokémon from behind the desk.
MettatonSEX: Quickly.
Gaster: Got it.
Reborn: Noel is burnt. Badly. He's giant very large, painful-looking wound across the entire lower side of his face.
Gaster: runs to get the stolen pokemon. He shoves the bals in his pockets.
Reborn: Welp, who's gonna tell Anna her brother has become twoface?
MettatonSEX: runs the fuck out
Reborn: As soon as everyone gets out, the building makes a HISSSS noise.
Reborn: *Tink, tinky, hssss*
Reborn: *BOOM*
Reborn: There is now a very, very, very large mushroom cloud where the orphanage was.
Gaster: ... Good god, I hope nobody was in there.
MettatonSEX: gtfos to the nearest hospital.
Reborn: Orderly John is standing outside, nodding solemnly. "Anyone who was doesn't deserve to be alive anymore."
MettatonSEX: or not
MettatonSEX: ...Right.
Reborn: John handily points down a nearby street. "The hospital is that way, we keep it there because of the burns that usually happen to the children here."
MettatonSEX: Thanks.
Mistral: (( seven nation army
Gaster: Thank you, John.
Reborn: "I'm going to go say bye to my family. And then i'm going to go to the wasteland."
MettatonSEX: fucking bolts. With his rocket boots. To the hospital.
Reborn: "John is going to die. And a new man is going to be born in his place. Lets see what i'll do from here."
Reborn: "So many degrees and I used them here. Hah." He walks off towards the wasteland.
Reborn: Maybe we'll see him again some day.
Gaster: Goodbye, then.
Reborn: ((Orderly John is a real character))
Reborn: ((He's the first trainer you fight in the Asylum))
MettatonSEX: bursts through the hospital doors. "There's an emergency."
Reborn: ((He doesn't have any notable lines or anything, but he's the only one in the place that seems to actually hate what hes doing))
MettatonSEX: ((ooh, cool
Reborn: The moment Noel is seen, he's carted off by a FUCKTON of Blissey's and Chanseys.
Reborn: One (1)Metric Fuckton.
Gaster: hopes the kid is okay. He's still got that bone sword.
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Reborn: [Achievment Unlocked:Orphanage Burner]
Reborn: [Achievment Unlocked:Orphan Burner]
Reborn: [Achievment Unlocked:Oh fuck who's gonna tell Anna]
MettatonSEX: [Achievement Unlocked: Mettaton fucks up by shooting first and asking questions later. Again.]
MettatonSEX: this is like the third or fourth time
Reborn: [Why would you shoot the elecitivire and not the weak fleshbag human]
MettatonSEX: [Because the Electivire was directly hurting the child.]
Reborn: ...MTT fins something.
Reborn: Theres a note, slipped into the cracks in his metal.
MettatonSEX: pulls the note out.
Reborn: "Thanks for winning that fight, we weren't actually expecting you to win." -Orderly John.
Reborn: Theres a small capsule attached to it.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: takes the capsule.
Reborn: Pressing the capsule reveals its a pokeball.
MettatonSEX: presses
Reborn: It's one of those balls with four buttons.
MettatonSEX: ooh whatre the choices
Reborn: 'Hell on Earth' 'Heaven in Space' 'Movie McJagger' 'The Immortal.'
MettatonSEX: ...Hmm.....
MettatonSEX: wonders what the fuck the McJagger one is. He doesn't press it, but he wonders.
Reborn: 'It's pokemon's best movie star.'
Reborn: 'A mascot, so to say.\
Reborn: 'A very, shocking, mascot.'
MettatonSEX: it's pikachu
Reborn: 'Yes it's a fucking pikachu what did you expect a corphish.'
MettatonSEX: chooses the Heaven in Space one
Mistral: (( only nineties kids remember ))
MettatonSEX: ((its actually meowth
Gaster: ((nUMBer ASTERisk
Gaster: ((*static noises*
Gaster: ((...
Reborn: [MTT has obstained the Angelic Deoxys]
MettatonSEX: fuck yeah
Gaster: (WHO PUT [i]SPIDERS[/i]
Reborn: [Can use any flying type, normal type, or healing move.]
MettatonSEX: ((ON MY DICK
Reborn: [Ability:Huge Power.]
Reborn: [Item:...Why the fuck is this thing holdign Gardevoirite]
Reborn: [Well, atleast you can mega evolve your Gardevoir now]
MettatonSEX: will be adding this darling to the list
Reborn: ((Your other options were The Demonic Giratina. Ash's Pikachu, and the Survivable Shedinja))
MettatonSEX: ((alrighty
Mistral: (( I drew art today. I came on her legs. ))
MettatonSEX: ((nice nice
Reborn: ((Thats your prize for beating the bonus fight you weren't supposed to win. A gift from a man named John))
Mistral: (( Then by dad beat me with a pair of jumper cables. ))
Reborn: ((If you had opted to murder John cold-bloodedly, you wouldn't have gotten anything))
MettatonSEX: ((ow
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Reborn: ((I know what you just referenced, RogerSimons01))
Gaster: ((that makes sense
Mistral: (( rogersimon10* ))
Mistral: (( "I feel like I have this odd sixth sense about when things are about to go wrong. It's actually really creepy. Like the other day, a few coworkers and I went to a Giants game with our CEO. All of the sudden this feeling struck me and I thought, "This day is not going to end well." Sure enough, later that evening my dad beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables." ))
MettatonSEX: is waiting to know Noel's condition.
Reborn: A nurse Joy steps out.
Reborn: "Noel will live, something...took most of the blow from that explosion, it seemed."
Gaster: ((she immedtately mutates
Reborn: R.I.P Electivire.
Reborn: ((Pffft))
Reborn: "I'm afraid he's going to have severe scarring, and we're currently drawing straws to who is going to tell his sister."
Mistral: (( Someone just needs to play a character named "Roger Simon" ))
MettatonSEX: ......I'll do it.
Gaster: I'll go with you, dear.
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Gaster: is still holding the bone sword, though he appears to be using it as a cane
MettatonSEX: ....
MettatonSEX: Wait, are you okay?
MettatonSEX: Why are you using that to support yourself?
Gaster: Yeah, I'm fine.
Gaster: I just...
Gaster: I think it looks fancy.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
MettatonSEX: It eoes.
Reborn: Mister Y would approve.
MettatonSEX: *does
Reborn: A form steps out of a nearby door.
MettatonSEX: I just want to make sure...
MettatonSEX: ...
Mistral: (( Then I came on her legs. ))
Reborn: "Hey, guess that blew up in our faces, huh?" It's Noel, he's awake.
MettatonSEX: Oh, Nowl, hello!
Reborn: And half his head is bandages. As well as his right arm, right leg, and a couple fingers.
MettatonSEX: *Noel
Mistral: (( nowl ))
MettatonSEX: ((sh
Gaster: smiles. "How are you feeling, huh?"
Mistral: (( * Nowl's dad beat his son senseless with a pair of jumper cables. ))
MettatonSEX: ((with a pair of electivire tails
Reborn: "Please don't hug me. I am experiencing the worst sunburn since Charlotte decided it was a good idea to host a picnic in her gym."
MettatonSEX: nods.
MettatonSEX: I understand.
MettatonSEX: Are you feeling okay? At least better than the shocks?
Gaster: Alright, I'll keep that in mind.
Reborn: "Actually, I feel like hell on earth."
MettatonSEX: ...Oh.
Reborn: "But I like the thought."
Reborn: Noel is blunt.
MettatonSEX: ..........Huh.
Reborn: "I mean, you get used to Electrotherapy after a few years in the Orphanage."
MettatonSEX: ... I'm sorry about what happened.
Reborn: "But getting explodinated sucks."
Reborn: "It's fine, you did what you needed to do by reborn law."
Reborn: "Did Anna make it out okay?"
MettatonSEX: Right.
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Reborn: "Alright, oh, and I grabbed something."
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Reborn: He pulls two things out of his back pocket with his not ruined hand.
Reborn: "This TM which I...'acquired' from one of the labs. Someone named John."
MettatonSEX: Uh huh...
Reborn: [TM Acquired:Discharge. You may now teach any of your pokemon Discharge.]
Reborn: [Legal or not]
MettatonSEX: [Sweet]
Reborn: "...And Charlotte's cancersticks." He tosses a pack of Electrettes, with seem to just be electrode-styled cigarettes.
Reborn: "She likes her cigarettes, so I grabbed them."
MettatonSEX: .....
MettatonSEX: Oh.
MettatonSEX: .................
Gaster: stares at them, then at Noel. "She can just buy more, right?"
Reborn: "..."
Reborn: He shrugs.
Reborn: "I've never seen her actually smoke one. I don't think she actually smokes."
MettatonSEX: Mmh...
Reborn: "She likes to use them to burn people, notice all those scars on The Good Doctor's face?"
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Reborn: "In Charlottes words, she put cigarettes out on the dick."
Mistral: (( "who put cigarettes on my dick" ))
MettatonSEX: snickers.
Reborn: "Plus, she uses them for tons of other things."
Reborn: He takes a cigarette out.
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Reborn: And...breaks it in half, wires are shown.
MettatonSEX: Oh...
Gaster: watches, sitting down so he can examine the cigarette.
Reborn: "They're bombs. Hand-grenades disguised as cancersticks. YOu don't really think she's an idiot."
MettatonSEX: Holy shit.
MettatonSEX: That's genius. Dangerous, but grnius.
Reborn: He says this all with a bored dullness.
Reborn: Like someone who has no tone other than monotone.
Reborn: "Every leader has some kind of ace up their sleeve, we aren't wimps like the other regions."
Reborn: 'We actually fight and kill."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
MettatonSEX: I noticed.
Gaster: nods solemnly. "I see."
Reborn: "My pillows aren't just for sleeping. They're made of a special substance that smoothes around the head and neck, and sticks."
Reborn: "Meaning I can use them to suffocate and snap necks."
MettatonSEX: The resourcefulness of this world is something else.
Reborn: "Shelly's books are full of knowledge, and pain. Each page is sharpened and has metal edges."
Reborn: "We're tougher than your run of the mill trainers."
Reborn: "It's a necessity in this region."
MettatonSEX: Again, noticed.
Gaster: ((what the hell did i just find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4PfDKqTB7g
Mistral: [br]S U C C[br]U[br]C[br]C
Reborn: "...Wanna head back to the grand hall?"
Reborn: Super S sTUSSY
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Reborn: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ /
MettatonSEX: Again, sorry.
Gaster: Alright.
Reborn: "...It's fine, i'll just sleep it off." You can't sleep off scars.
Reborn: He probably isn't going to have vision in the right side of his face, or scent, or anything.
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Gaster: ... Sure. Alright.
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Gaster: Let's get going, you guys.
MettatonSEX: nods.
Reborn: Noel starts limping out to the grand hall, before just sighing, and releasing his swellow.
MettatonSEX: heads to the Grnd Hall.
Reborn: He rides his swellow back to the hall.
MettatonSEX: ...
Mistral: (( https://i.redditmedia.com/brqFIVjZFpZ8hQ2G0H0kZHwDsRT2MXY8C32QQEHrdPo.png?w=1024&s=80ea5865a6e28b472952ef142c9d08f2 ))
Mistral: (( "Keck" ))
Gaster: follows his husband.
MettatonSEX: enters, looking for Anna.
Reborn: Anna has already seen Noel. And by god does she look PI-
Reborn: She's not pissed at all.
Reborn: "...I know what happened."
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Reborn: "Tell me, was it avoidable?"
Reborn: "Was there any way you could avoid scarring my brother for life?"
Gaster: glances at Mettaton.
MettatonSEX: .....It probably was.
Reborn: "...I see."
Reborn: She looks away.
MettatonSEX: I know this does not reverse it, but I'm sorry.
Reborn: "Thats all I needed to know, Terra's already in her gym.
MettatonSEX: .....
Reborn: "I'm gonna...go see my brother, he needs a bit of help right now."
Reborn: "Y'know. Since half his skin is burnt off."
Reborn: She starts shuffling away, a look of cold acceptance on her face.
MettatonSEX: Okay. ..........Again, I'm sorry.
Reborn: She's not angry. She's too nice to be angry. She's just dissapointed.
Reborn: Titania steps out of her gym.
Reborn: "...Welp, so what i've learned so far from Noel and Titania."
Reborn: "You rescued the hostages, killed all the enemies, well, most of the enemies." She winks, she knows about John. "And finished it in a blaze of fire."
MettatonSEX: ..........Yes.
Reborn: "You also fucked up one of my gym leaders."
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: holds his husband's hand.
Reborn: "But, I can let that slide. Because there were risks."
Reborn: "It was avoidable, but everyone makes mistakes. I won't hold you to one fuck-up."
MettatonSEX: holds tight to Gaster's hand.
MettatonSEX: .....Thank you.
MettatonSEX: I'm still holding myself for it.
Reborn: "Good."
Reborn: "Anyways, you can keep anything you found out there."
MettatonSEX: ...Alright.
Reborn: "Decibel wants a rematch now, apparently." She shrugs. "And the gym leaders are up for fighting."
Reborn: 'Except, well, Noel. For obvious reasons."
MettatonSEX: gives back the stolen Pokémon first. He feels like shit.
Gaster: leans against his husband. "Is it always this tiring?"
Reborn: "...Right, Radomus will want these pokemon back."
MettatonSEX: No.
Reborn: "As will Charlotte, and..."
MettatonSEX: It isn't.
Reborn: "...Fern. Whatever, i'll give the snivy to Florinia."
MettatonSEX: ....Yeah.
Gaster: sighs, and yawns.
MettatonSEX: ...
Reborn: "Decibel's waiting for you in Radomus' gym room."
Reborn: "Xe wants to fight you in some kind of 'chess' match."
MettatonSEX: ...Ah.
Reborn: "I suggest you grab your whole team, the kid fought me in that format."
Reborn: "I got schooled."
MettatonSEX: .....Alright.
MettatonSEX: goes there.
Reborn: Decibel is waiting on the other side of...a giant chessboard.
MettatonSEX: ...
Reborn: "Hello again, I want to introduce you to Radomus' gym."
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Reborn: "Radomus is the psychic leader, and he fights in Chess, meaning, if you lose your king, you lose."
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Reborn: "I want to...well, fight you in this. Because its fun."
MettatonSEX: Okay.
Gaster: takes a seat on the sidelines.
Reborn: "Pick your king."
MettatonSEX: ((how do i choose king
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Gaster: falls asleep on the bench 'cause he's a tired old guy.
Gaster: ((goodnight everyone
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Reborn: "Checkmate."
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MettatonSEX: ((gn
Reborn: "You did good. You managed to evade all the traps I had set to trap and kill your King."
MettatonSEX: Dammit.
MettatonSEX: Well, I tried.
MettatonSEX: had reverted to EX
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: sees Gaster asleep.
MettatonSEX: I need to get him home.
MettatonSEX: scoops Gaster up from the bench.
Reborn: "Alright."
MettatonSEX: See you.
Reborn: "See you, and..."
MettatonSEX: ...
Reborn: "Don't worry about Noel too much. You tried."
MettatonSEX: ........R-right.
Reborn: "I got my friends' father killed by accident, you can't fuck up as bad as me."
MettatonSEX: .............
MettatonSEX: Maybe.
Reborn: Decibel shrugs, and walks out.
MettatonSEX: he probably has ngl
MettatonSEX: goes home, and sets Gaster in bed before going to bed himself. He's immediately pulled in by Hellaton.
MettatonSEX: hugs back.
MettatonSEX: goes to Sleep Mode, mad at himself.
Reborn: Kenji is ranting about feminists somehere.
MettatonSEX: ((gn
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Jeska or Jekon: (oi
Jeska or Jekon: ((whats new?
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Jeska or Jekon: ((planning on something with hypes?
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Ash Fuckem: * He enters the bar, humming the fuck 'em all theme
Jeska or Jekon: pulls out her caster and aims it at him
Ash Fuckem: "STOP! I HAVEN'T FUCKED ALL 721 YET"
Jeska or Jekon: and you never will
Jeska or Jekon: fires at his head
Ash Fuckem: * RIP
: Frisky Whiskington [Ash Fuckem] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].
Jeska or Jekon: freaj
Jeska or Jekon: freak*
Jeska or Jekon: goes to hypes line
Hyper: * Then he walks into the bar, accidentally stepping on the corpse.
Hyper: * wait nvm
Jeska or Jekon: whatever, they're in the same room now
Hyper: * fuck
Hyper: * ok
Hyper: * This time, he kind of.. looks more like Hyperdeath, without the edgy stripes.
Hyper: * And he's wearing casual comfy clothes! Can't go wrong with that.
Jeska or Jekon: new look?
Hyper: "Nah."
Hyper: "More of an.. old look, I suppose."
Jeska or Jekon: hey
Hyper: "Mm?"
Jeska or Jekon: do you think....do you think the name Jekon is too....welll...similar
Jeska or Jekon: I'm thinking about changing my name
Hyper: ((Hyper: It sounds like someone from the Power Rangers mixed with an anime.))
Hyper: "Well.. it's totally fine."
Jeska or Jekon: been thinkin about names a lot
Jeska or Jekon: I want my own
Hyper: ((Jekon: I want my own Satan name))
Hyper: "Right.."
Jeska or Jekon: never sure where Jeska came from
Jeska or Jekon: but it wasn't something I choose
Jeska or Jekon: I dunno, maybe picking my own name will make me free more like a real person
Jeska or Jekon: sits on the couch
Hyper: "Perhaps."
Hyper: * He sits down next to her.
Jeska or Jekon: not...some phantom of someone else
Hyper: "Hey, don't worry about it! You're as real as any other person here."
Jeska or Jekon: my memories aren't even my own
Jeska or Jekon: and I don't know what WGD had intended for me
Hyper: ".. I suppose. You may be [i]real[/i] similar to another person, but you're still your own self."
Hyper: "You make your decisions."
Jeska or Jekon: did I really? or were they based off the feelings of Jukon's memories?
Jeska or Jekon: I was really confused when I first woke up, split between my conditioning, Jukon's memories, and AD's care
Hyper: "Well.. if what you did were reflected from Jukon's memories, you would probably be a lot more violent."
Jeska or Jekon: ....maybe
Jeska or Jekon: its so weird to know so much about some one and never actually meet them
Hyper: "I can see why."
Jeska or Jekon: think we'll see her again one day?
Hyper: ".. I'm not sure."
Hyper: "I hope so."
Jeska or Jekon: heh, don't starting sprinting for the grave yet Hype
Hyper: "I will if I have to."
Jeska or Jekon: I'd rather not lose you
Hyper: "Oh, I know."
Jeska or Jekon: looks at him for a minute and hugs him
Hyper: * He returns it!
Jeska or Jekon: is crying for some reason
Hyper: ((Jeska: ok we hugged strip yourself now
Hyper: * He hugs slightly tighter once he realizes Fuckon was crying.
Hyper: "Is there something wrong?"
Hyper: "You can always tell me."
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Jeska or Jekon: I'm just....really emotionaly drained
Jeska or Jekon: everything that has happened and the kid
Hyper: ((hi bread
Jeska or Jekon: ((oi
Hyper: ".. I'm sorry about that. I hope that I'm somewhat helping you with that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He fell asleep on the couch yesterday.-
Hyper: ((AD gets up "oh bby let's have a threesome"
Hyper: ((Jekon: no you don't deserve hyper's bigger dick
Jeska or Jekon: I should get back to AD
Hyper: "You should."
Hyper: "He should matter more to you than me."
Hyper: * He lets go.
Jeska or Jekon: don;t think that doesn't mean I don't care for yo
Jeska or Jekon: you*
Jeska or Jekon: I'll see you later hypr
Hyper: "Seeya."
Jeska or Jekon: heads back to AD
Jeska or Jekon: sits next to AD
Hyper: * He gets back up and leaves.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He wakes up.-
Jeska or Jekon: just immediately starts kissing him
Hyper: ((front row seats to Jadass
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He pulls back a little, not having expected that.-
Jeska or Jekon: stops
Jeska or Jekon: sorry, mood swings
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Good morning."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, it's okay, I was enjoying it."
Jeska or Jekon: oh?
Asriel_Dreemurr: 'just... Kinda sussen."
: sudden*
Jeska or Jekon: well if we weren't at your mums house
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's in the bar.-
Jeska or Jekon: -retcon
Jeska or Jekon: well if Grillby wasn't starring at us right now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He probably fell asleep with Smol Asriel still lying on his lap, I assume.-
Smol Asriel: fell asleep in ur lap
Jeska or Jekon: (Grillby:.....just do it right now, right in front of me
Jeska or Jekon: looks at AD, "....don't get any ideas
Smol Asriel: ((Tfw you almost switch in a few seconds and then an asshole coughs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I think Hyper is taking care of him."
Jeska or Jekon: ...good
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, remember that sigularity device? That powerful thing? Well we have it now."
Smol Asriel: 'taking care of him'
Smol Asriel: popping in every few days
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is the worst father.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -But hyper is the second worst.-
Jeska or Jekon: huh?
Jeska or Jekon: why? figure out anything with it?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heleft a note, about something with power that I seek... I don't recall seeking any power."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: enters the bar, rubbing her forehead
Hywel: -He follows.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy Fanta, Hywel.
: "
Fanta: "Howdy"
Hywel: "Hey everyone."
Jeska or Jekon: huh weird
Jeska or Jekon: hey you two
Fanta: lies down on the couch
Hywel: -He sits next to her.-
Jeska or Jekon: has a big belly now, its almost time actually
Fanta: "How are you?"
Jeska or Jekon: tired
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Could be better..."
Jeska or Jekon: I want a vacation
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He isn't okay.-
Fanta: probably didn't sleep last night
Jeska or Jekon: I want to go to a week long spa when everything is catered to me
Jeska or Jekon: massages whenever I want
Jeska or Jekon: the best food out there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I want to have a week where shitdoesn't fucking happen..."
Fanta: "I can second both of those requests"
Hywel: -He hugs fanta.-
Jeska or Jekon: after the baby, think we're going to do that
Fanta: puts both hands on her head, squinting
Fanta: hugs back, eventually
Asriel_Dreemurr: '...How's he treating you?"
Fanta: "He's great.. stayed by me during my er.. episode, yesterday"
Hywel: -He proudly smiles.-
Fanta: pokes his snoot
Hywel: -He smiles more.-
Jäger Leyline: -hops on to the couch outta nowhere- Hey guys, mind if I crash the party?
Fanta: "..."
Jeska or Jekon: HHhhhhhey long time no see Fanty
Jeska or Jekon: ((ops that was JAger
Hywel: "...Hey, Jager."
Fanta: in 7 voices this time, she says all different ways of saying "go away"
Fanta: at once
Hywel: "...Fanta it's okay..."
Fanta: looks very confused after
Jäger Leyline: spooky
Fanta: "Goddammit how long this time"
Hywel: "Few seconds."
Fanta: "Oh, that's not bad"
Hywel: "Said 'Go away,'"
Fanta: lies back down
Jäger Leyline: working on your halloween voice I see
Hywel: -He goes back to the hugs.-
Hywel: "Jager, this isn't a joke."
Hywel: "Okay? Something is seriously wrong."
Fanta: "Hywel I'm not even going to bother asking if you hear that"
Jäger Leyline: yeah I'd say a demonic possession is something to be concerned about
Hywel: "Hear what?"
Fanta: "The voice"
Hywel: "Yeah, when it talks I do."
Fanta: "No, I mean the one I'm hearing"
Fanta: "Sounds like a kid"
Hywel: "...I don't think?"
Fanta: sighs
Jäger Leyline: -does the finger swirl to his head to indicate insanity
Hywel: "Jager, I'm gonna ask you kindly to leave, or stop."
Hywel: "Okay? Because you're being a hypocrite."
Jäger Leyline: oh? care to elaborate?
Hywel: "Don't antagonize someone because of a medical issue."
Hywel: -He thought that was the nicest way to phrase it.-
Jäger Leyline: -shurgs- whatevaa
Hywel: "Okay? Please don't make fun of Fanta because theres and issue with her."
Hywel: -He emphasized "make fun," and "issue,"-
Fanta: is staring directly ahead
Jäger Leyline: think your concerns should be about that, not me -points at Fanta
Hywel: "And where should your concerns be?"
Jäger Leyline: -is in a reclined position right now, barely able to give a fuck
Hywel: "Do you have an occupation?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah, its called being a merc
Hywel: "You should consider a different job."
Jäger Leyline: and Jeska's paying me to help out
Hywel: "Well you're doing a shit job at it right now."
Jäger Leyline: shows what little you know
Jäger Leyline: -hands Jeska a letter- Heres that list of those individuals that are suspected Titan Members
Hywel: "Jager, did you even understand what I was implying earlier? Or did you just not care?"
Fanta: snaps back to reality
Jäger Leyline: take a guess
Fanta: "Huh....."
Jäger Leyline: welcome back Fanta
Fanta: "Where am I.."
Hywel: "You're making fun of Fanta for an issue they can't control. Isn't that what's happening to your sister?"
Hywel: "The bar, been out for like, ten minutes."
Fanta: "Ok.. yeah.. the bar"
Jäger Leyline: blah blah blah spare me the lecture
Fanta: looks at Hywel
Fanta: "You're..... Hywel?"
Hywel: "God, you just can't even give a shit, can you?"
Hywel: :Yes, and I think we should go back home."
Jäger Leyline: whatevers hitting ya Fanty, its affecting you're mind
Fanta: "What?"
Fanta: shakes her head a bit
Fanta: "Ah.. fuck"
Fanta: "There we go"
Jäger Leyline: hey you threw up a baby right?
: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Hywel: "Okay, Jager, I'm gonna have to tell you to shut the fuck up okay?"
Fanta: "Yeah, can you shut up?"
Jäger Leyline: Hold you asses for a moment, thats a actual question
Jäger Leyline: cuz if you did and you got like 7 voices know
Fanta: waves to the anydoor, "Hey Toriel"
Jäger Leyline: think you might be spiltting up or sumthing?
Hywel: "Toriel isn't here."
Fanta: "Fffffuck"
Fanta: lies back down
Jäger Leyline: and now you're seeing things
Fanta: "She's just fucking staring at me"
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Hywel: "Look, I'm not pointing out your sisters flaw, I'd appreciate if you'd stop with Fanta, okay?"
Jäger Leyline: Hywel would you shut up for a minute
Hywel: "How about you walk over? Ghosts are a thing, maybe it's a ghost."
Hywel: "I could ask the same to you, Jager."
Fanta: gets up, stumbling
Hywel: -He helps her.-
Jäger Leyline: I'm actually concerned if you're igronant brain couldn't tell
Fanta: pokes the air
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: ((Hywel: You used the wrong "Your."))
: ((Jager: ...What?))
Jäger Leyline: your*
: ((Jager: Were speaking, you dumb shit))
Jäger Leyline: We're*
: ((Fuck))
Hywel: "Nothing?"
Jäger Leyline: thinks she's out of it
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Jeska or Jekon: AD? wanna go home?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Sure."
Jeska or Jekon: good....I need a nap -yawns-\
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up, you notice he has his head looking down most of the time he's walking.-
Jeska or Jekon: -walks with him
Jeska or Jekon: eyes here mister -points at her breasts
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles for a bit, before going back to an ordinary look.-
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Jeska or Jekon: is there....anything you want...sometihngI can do?
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He shrugs-
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Jeska or Jekon: -hugs him as they walk- I'll find some way to cheer you up
Asriel_Dreemurr: -With a wry smile, he says.- "I'm sure you will."
Jeska or Jekon: gonna have to talk with Frisk soon
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...She's been silent since... Onna."
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Jeska or Jekon: ....mhm
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Weird."
Jeska or Jekon: listen after this..-pats her belly- we'll go on a cruise or something
Jeska or Jekon: what?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just that's she's been so silent."
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Jeska or Jekon: she'll come around
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods.-
Jeska or Jekon: any where you wanna go in particular?
Jeska or Jekon: cruises go all over?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Not really."
Jeska or Jekon: here Alaska is nice
Jeska or Jekon: hear*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Jeska or Jekon: returns home and gets on the bed
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe the UK, cause Asgore will probably still be there."
Jeska or Jekon: Trans-Altantic
Jeska or Jekon: alright,I'll look into it
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He picks up the singularity device, then sits by Jukon.-
Jeska or Jekon: what power did you want?
Asriel_Dreemurr: '...Maybe it was that stuff that made me go Hypergod?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno..."
Jeska or Jekon: if its true, would you want to be Hypergod?
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles a bit, and nods.-
Jeska or Jekon: well hopefully it can then
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He fiddles with it a bit.-
Jeska or Jekon: -it looks like it is a jigsaw sphere puzzle
Asriel_Dreemurr: -e looks for any obvious buttons or something.-
Jeska or Jekon: -only the disks can move,which just allows it to put it in order
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He does then.-
Jeska or Jekon: -nothing is happening though
Jeska or Jekon: weird thing
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe it needs power or something."
Jeska or Jekon: maybe
Jeska or Jekon: might have something to do with souls
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wonder..."
Jeska or Jekon: lies down
Jeska or Jekon: I'm going to sleep
Jeska or Jekon: you can try and figure it out
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He messes with the device for a while when Jeska is sleeping.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Goodnight."
Jeska or Jekon: (goin to bed
Jeska or Jekon: ((night
: ((night))
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Hyper: ((oh
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Mistral: ((oh
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DamnDude: (( silence' ))
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Hyper: ((oh
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DamnDude: (( Hello ))
Mistral: (( ahoy
DamnDude: (( So I'm confused on what happened yesterday ))
Mistral: (( what happened yesterday? ))
DamnDude: (( Frisky told me that they wanted my Randy Savage thing on saturday when I finished it, so I linked it yesterday and Laharl lost their fucking mind. ))
Mistral: ((no like ))
Mistral: (( frisky got carried away with the whole "laharl consumes ink and glass" thing ))
DamnDude: (( oh ))
Mistral: (( i think thats what drove lahurl insane ))
DamnDude: (( I just saw Savage in chat when I got back ))
Mistral: (( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ))
Mistral: (( Then I came on her legs. ))
DamnDude: (( what ))
Mistral: (( Then my dad beat me with a pair of jumper cables** ))
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Fanta: has gonr back to the couch, probably cuddling hywel
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: ((fuck.
: ((you totally left because i drove you insane.))
: ((isn't that nice.))
: ((eh, at least i said sorry))
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Mr. Deeds: ((...))
Mr. Deeds: ((hm.))
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DamnDude: (( Well that was quick ))
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Mr. Deeds: ((true
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Mr. Deeds: * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DamnDude: (( huh ))
DamnDude: (( So, I'm guessing I gave the mod out at a bad time yesterday ))
Mr. Deeds: ((hm
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DamnDude: (( I have no idea what to do now ))
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Mr. Deeds: ((well, you have no idea who or what to do?))
Mr. Deeds: ((try going to a party or something
Mr. Deeds: ((lots of things to do there
Mr. Deeds: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DamnDude: (( I just got back from one yesterday and I'm burned out of actually talking to people. ))
Mr. Deeds: ((oh, then don't do people
Mr. Deeds: ((do a duck or a bottle
DamnDude: (( Also it was all guys, so no. ))
Mr. Deeds: ((an all guy party? I'm surprised Kenji didn't throw you off the roof))
DamnDude: (( I'm just as shocked as you are. ))
DamnDude: (( [s]got back from doing the duck, the experience was fowl[/s] ))
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Reborn: ((Eyy))
DamnDude: (( hello ))
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Reborn: ((Awkward silence))
DamnDude: (( I mean, I'm not good at just starting topics. ))
DamnDude: (( I kinda rely on you people for that. ))
Reborn: ((How do you eat food))
Reborn: ((Can you eat the last bite of a popcicle before it falls off?))
Jeska or Jekon: (topic: did Weimar cinema have any correlation to Nazi Germany?
DamnDude: (( OK, i'm obviously relying on the wrong people right now ))
Jeska or Jekon: (thats a college question right there
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DamnDude: (( And I am still a high school student. ))
Gaster: ((i'm on to tell you guys i thought of a terrible thing
Gaster: ((fusions gone wild
DamnDude: (( I could have gone through my life without knowing that ))
Reborn: ((r/Tulpasgonewild))
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Gaster: ((i thought of it as I saw the words "their limbs were entangled, making them look like a fusion gone wrong"
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Gaster: ((and I just thought, "hey, fusions gone wild"
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Reborn: ((Chime what fanfiction are you reading))
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Gaster: ((... i honestly forgot
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Reborn: ((I'm getting PM'd by Vani))
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DamnDude: (( Vani? ))
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Mr. Deeds: ((ah not everybody is dead.))
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Jeska or Jekon: ((ypu bringing Mr. Deeds back frisky?
: ((i can))
: ((if i feel like it
: ((but i don't feel like it today
Jeska or Jekon: ((just wondering
Reborn: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That’s me! - Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That’s why we don’t need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it’s just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it’ll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She’s my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. So you’ll just work us to death? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I’ve never seen them this close. They know what it’s like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don’t come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You’re monsters! You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don’t know. Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It’s just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let’s have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I’d
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Reborn: FUCK WRONG TAB
Gaster: ((LMAO
: ((LMAO
Gaster: ((RIIIIIP LAHARL
Reborn: WONDERFUL TIMING NANCE.
Reborn: WONDERFUL FUCKING TIMING))
: ((Right when Nancy comes.))
: ((Fuck you, Laharl.))
Gaster: ((why aren't you being silenced
: ((^
: ((How the hell is Laharl avoiding it.))
Reborn: ((Idk))
Gaster: ((usualy it comes in and noscopes you by now
Reborn: ((I'll try it again))
Nance: ((Guess that'll teach me to pop in here))
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Gaster: ((no, don't
Reborn: ((Fuck))
: ((Fuck.))
: ((You killed Nancy.))
Reborn: ((Sorry?))
Reborn: ((I mean it was a very unfortunate sequence of events))
Reborn: ((Nah, I can't))
Reborn: ((Here I can try to fix it))
Reborn: ((So))
Reborn: ((Did I fuck up))
: ((yes
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Reborn: ((Hi Fanta I kileld Nance))
Fanta: ((I see
Reborn: ((I killed Nancy.))
Fanta: ((But more interestingly
Fanta: ((VANI?
Fanta: ((WHAT THE FUCK?
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Reborn: You getting PM'd too?))
Fanta: ((not at home
Reborn: ((I'm in Vani's server for their new game))
Fanta: ((Dont have discord on fone
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Fanta: ((Hooooly shit, I thought vani didnt even have an account
Fanta: ((Is he on new home?
Reborn: (( http://prntscr.com/badotb ))
Fanta: ((Did any shit go down on new home while ive been gone?
Reborn: (( http://prntscr.com/badpab ))
Reborn: ((Not really, idk))
Fanta: ((K
Fanta: ((Tell vani asri says hi
Fanta: is asleep on the couch, cuddling hywel
Fanta: smazzy has gotten on the goat pile, napping on top
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Frisky the Owl [Frisky the Owl].
Frisky the Owl: wandered to the back room a while ago
: High Priest Laharl [Reborn] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].
Titania: She's at the bar counter, sipping Vodka.
: ((Titania gets drunk with another man "Let me suck your Pokéballs!"))
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Gaster: wanders into the bar. He seems tired out.
Gaster: ((also guys
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Gaster: ((i think i might start my arc tomorrow if that's okay with you guys
: ((mm?))
Titania: ((Alright))
: ((ah, that's fine
Titania: Titania nods at Gaster. "'Sup."
Gaster: Nothin' really.
: ((though i would of preferred if frisk was back to normal when the arc started that's fine))
Gaster: appears to have crayon on his fingers.
Gaster: ((oh
: ((Chime: -WASTED-
Titania: "You need some sleep." She says, idly sipping her drink.
Titania: "You look like Noel before 12 o' Clock."
: ((you know, since frisk is likely going to go back to normal in the middle of the arc and she's like "wtf is going on"))
: ((it's fine if you wanna start tomorrow thougj
: ((though"
: ((though*
: ((fuck you mobile
Gaster: Well, I woke up at like noon.
Gaster: And then my kids wanted to play.
Titania: "...Pfffft."
Titania: "Children." She sips her drink.
: ((It seems as if I'm waking up at earlier and earlier times now))
: ((i once woke up at like nine
Titania: "Kids. I work with too many of them at this point to even consider actually having any, is it that tiring?"
: ((then i started waking up at eight
Gaster: It can be.
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: ((and recently i'm waking up at seven
Gaster: It kind of reminds me of my age.
Titania: She raises an eyebrow.
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: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Alice].
Alice: * She walks into the bar, her hands covered in some sort of fuel. She immediately goes to the bathroom.
Gaster: gets up to go check on Alice.
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: ((heya
: ((guess what kind of mushroom is growing in my backyard
Alice: * If Gaster goes into the girl's bathroom like a pervert, she's just washing her hands.
Titania: *((Cumshrooms))
: (([url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_impudicus]This kind.[/url]))
: ((that actually is relevant lahral
Alice: "Oh, hello!"
Gaster: Alice, are you alright?
: ((*laharl
Titania: ((I WAS FUCKING RIGHT))
Alice: ((dickshrooms
Gaster: ((so it's the stinky dick mushroom
Alice: "Yes, I'm fine."
: ((pretty much
Gaster: is standing outside the lady's room.
Alice: "I was just checking out the machine."
Alice: "It seems to be broken."
Gaster: Oh, no, that's terrible.
Frisky the Owl: is almost done
Alice: "I might need to check it out a little more to see what I need to fix, but I'm taking a break right now."
Alice: * She exits the bathroom and goes to sit down.
Gaster: sighs. "Alright, good."
Gaster: ((wait
Gaster: ((slarv
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -walks in, her cooking equipment clinking together-[/font][/color]
Gaster: ((frisky the owl is based off of that one teddy bear scp right
Alice: ((Gaster: wanna fuck my sonic plushie
: ((I had an idea for Charlotte if she ever is in a battle))
Alice: ((Charlotte sticks a dickshroom into Ken M's ass.))
Alice: ((Penetrating the elderly.))
Gaster: ((that's what mettaton likes to do, frisky
Alice: ((yep
Frisky the Owl: ((It is
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Gaster: ((Fetus!frisk could be in danger then, given what that teddy bear did
Young Toriel: lost an ear during the night somehow
Frisky the Owl: ((Possibly
Titania: Titania is sipping her vodka.
Alice: ((ew don't call it fetus frisk
Alice: ((it sounds weird
Gaster: ((frisky is going to get the shit kicked out of it if that happened
Frisky the Owl: ((Assuming it doesnt get burned to a crisp the second it comes in with the ear owl
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Gaster: ((good point
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: ((she can choose to attack with different equipment to cause different status effects (for example, frying pan - stunned, meat cleaver - bleeding, and I'll get more ideas later))
Alice: ((wait why is frisk in danger again
Erron: ((Ayy
Frisky the Owl: walks out from the back room, showing off the bar and its residents to another frisky the owl, this one made entirely out of goat ears sewn together
Frisky the Owl: ((I also changed shit
Frisky the Owl: ((It's by touch, and it doesnt kill you
Gaster: looks out. "Whhhhaat in the hell?"
Alice: ((eh okay
Frisky the Owl: ((Just grow gote ears
Titania: ((Ah shit it shte ear thing))
Frisky the Owl: ((It was a joke frisky
Alice: * She stares at Frisky the Owl.
Alice: "... What even?"
Frisky the Owl: ((Were probably not getting to the fetus harvest phase
Alice: ((ok then
Frisky the Owl: waves, the ear owl does too
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks around- Hey, everyone.[/font][/color]
Frisky the Owl: ((So how many people can i gote ear
Alice: ((not me
Frisky the Owl: ((K
: ((this is happening in the bar, correct?
Frisky the Owl: ((Ye
Gaster: ((I don't think gaster COULD get gote eared
Frisky the Owl: ((Ynot
Gaster: ((he's just bone
Gaster: ((... actually go for it
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -sees the owl- What the FLYING [/font][font=Zapfino]FUCK[/font][font=Inkpen2 Script] IS THAT!?[/font][/color]
Frisky the Owl: ((K
: ((not charlotte
Frisky the Owl: and the other one walk over and hug gaster
Frisky the Owl: ((Okie
Frisky the Owl: gaster grows however many ears chime wants
: ((also Slarvath what do you think of the idea for Charlotte
Frisky the Owl: ((What's charlotte
Gaster: looks down at the ears suddenly sprouting on his arms and ribs. "Aaaaaagh, get off me!"
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: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : !!!!![/font][/color]
Gaster: kicks the second Frisky across the room.
Alice: ".. Interesting."
Frisky the Owl: ((The baker person?
: ((yes
Alice: * She cracks up a bit.
Mistral: (( Fffffffffbbxgdcs
Frisky the Owl: the second one is kicked
Frisky the Owl: it goes over and hugs smol
Frisky the Owl: remains hugging gaster
Mistral: Chef: "THIS IS MORE INCHEF!!AAAAASASSAYNE THEN BEING A
Gaster: rips his foot away from Frisky, and summons a blaster. Covered in gote ears.
Mistral: (( outofcontextgaster
Gaster: ((yes
Gaster: Stay the hell away from me!
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Frisky the Owl: smol has gote ears all over now, the ear owl looks for new friends
Gaster: ((i'm waiting for scp agents to bust down the door any second now
Mistral: (( "* Gaster rips his foot away from Frisky, and summons a blaster. Covered in gote ears." outofcontextgaster issue #1 ))
Frisky the Owl: ((The pillow fort must be contained
Gaster: ((and then half the bar lands in containment
Mistral: (( i should draw a gaster covered in gote ears
Frisky the Owl: they both walk towards gaster for another hug
Gaster: fires at Frisky.
Erron: walks into the bar...
: The Snake In Dallas [Mistral] is now The Snake In Dallas [].
Frisky the Owl: is incinerated
Frisky the Owl: the ear owl backs up a bit
Alice: "Rest in peace."
: Chef: Chef looks at Erron. "HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO THE[i]RE![u]!![/u][/i]"
Gaster: I never trusted you! I knew there was some fucked up shit happening!
Erron: . . .
Frisky the Owl: the ear owl pokes a sleeping lydia
Frisky the Owl: juuuust a tap
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: Chef: Chef appears to be an insane robot wielding a spatula. Think Roberto from Futurama, except swinging a spatula around.
Gaster: would blast it but it's sitting right next to Lydia. He doesn't want to hurt her.
Frisky the Owl: it walks away from lydia
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Gaster: takes the opportunity to blast it.
: Frisky the Owl [Frisky the Owl] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: rip that one too
Smol Asriel: wakes up, with about 12 ears in various places
Jeska or Jekon: ((oh btw Erron Jukon has been dead the whole time, Jeska had a spilt personality for a while
Smol Asriel: "..."
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Alice: ((Smazzy has an ear in front of his balls
Gaster: ...
Gaster: God, that was fucked up... what the fuck...
Smol Asriel: "WHAT"
Alice: "I know, right?"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...What the FUCK happened.[/font][/color]
Gaster: attempts to pull off an ear.
Alice: "You look hilarious, though."
Alice: * She snickers.
: (( [i][mad scribbling of a gote-ear covered gaster intensifies][/i] ))
Erron: ((Plot twist
Smol Asriel: pushes an ear out of his face
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Alice- [u]HEARING[/u] you say that, I agree.[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jekon: ((yep
Smol Asriel: "WHY DO I HAVE... EARS?"
Gaster: glares at Charlotte.
: [s]Chef: "[i]i'm called[sub]~~~~~[/sub][sup]~~~~~~~~~[/sup][color=#ff0000][sup]C[/sup][sub]H[/sub][sup]E[/sup][sub]F[/sub][/color] BY [u]MY [color=#FF0000]G[/color][color=#E2001C]L[/color][color=#C60038]O[/color][color=#A90055]R[/color][color=#8D0071]I[/color][color=#71008D]O[/color][color=#5400AA]U[/color][color=#3800C6]S[/color] CREATOR!!!!![/u][/i] YEEEEEE[sub]ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss[/sub]....!"[/s] (( kek ))
Smol Asriel: "EVERYWHERE"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...What?[/font][/color]
Erron: sits at the bar, GOD DAMNIT HE'S WEARING AVIATORS AGAIN.
: Chef: To help Charlotte out, Chef does a rimshot.
Gaster: ((smazzy: who put EARS on my DIIIIIIICK
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Chef- Thanks.[/font][/color]
: (( ONLY NINETIES KIDS REMEMBER ))
Titania: Titania just
Titania: Sips her vodka.
Titania: "Same shit everyday."
: ((Slarv I have an idea, but feel like I need your approval for it))
Smol Asriel: ((Huh?
: ((what if scp-261 gets in the bar somehow)))
: ((the magic vending machine
Smol Asriel: "WHY ARE THERE EARS ON MY BUTT"
Smol Asriel: ((brb looking it up
: ((http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261
: (( i did something like 261 once
: (( faded into obscurity
: (( Then my dad beat me senseless with a pair of jumper cables. ))
Titania: ((Everyone takes a long road trip to SCP-823))
Erron: ((FRSD DURS-- oh
: ((actually wait i think that's the wrong one
Gaster: walks over to Smazzy. While stepping on ears.
: (( [url=http://i.imgur.com/pV8pnPH.jpg]I made a sketch today. maybe this might become a character oh god[/url] ))
Smol Asriel: ((Nah thats the vending machine
: ((this one: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294
Smol Asriel: ((You can if you want
: ((THIS vending machine
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Smol Asriel: ((Sure, so long as it come out of a pillow fort
: (( edgy motherfucker with completely black eyes ))
Gaster: Ow ow ow... ugh.
: (( "it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum....[i]but i'm all out of gum[/i]" ))
Smol Asriel: suddenly scp628 crawls out of a crack in the cushions
Smol Asriel: lolno
: (( oh god
Gaster: (( -> put it back
: (( time for an unfitting [i]<== TO BE CONTINUED[sup]...[/sup] ===[/i] ))
Alice: ((-jojo music plays in the background-
Smol Asriel: has one ear on his forehead, two normal ears, three on his back, one on each arm, one on each leg, and two poking out the top of his shirt, he looks unhappy with this
Erron: ((ZA WARUDO
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Gaster: ((i kind of want to write up a joke scp that plays roundabout whenever something bad happens but i have a feeling it wouldn't break ratings
Smol Asriel: attempts to look at gaster, his ears flop over his eyes
: (( OMG
Gaster: ... We may have to amputate all of these ears.
: Chef: Chef plays Roundabout. By "plays" I mean blasts.
Alice: ((chef is an SCP
Alice: ((SCP-CHEF
: (( Chef: the lost, insane robot originally designed for cooking. ))
Alice: ((Cock Helper Easy Fuck
: (( no it's ))
: (( Cocky Hellbent Erronous Fuck ))
Alice: ((10/10
Smol Asriel: "How many do I even have.."
Smol Asriel: "And why.."
: Chef: Roundabout just loops.
: The Snake In Dallas [] is now The Snake In Dallas [Chef].
Gaster: sighs, and tugs at one of Smazzy's extra ears.
Smol Asriel: they're attached
Smol Asriel: is not a happy gote
Gaster: frowns. "If we're to be rid of these I think amputation is necessary."
Smol Asriel: ".."
Chef: (( Chef is now the robot that plays Roundabout when something bad happens
Smol Asriel: lydia only has one pair, where they should be
Gaster: I'm sorry.
: [font=Courier New][color=#aacc66] Delivery...? : -a weird truck pulls up, and an even weirder man places an [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294]odd vending machine[/url] by the bar, then promptly leaves. The truck rolls out.-[/color][/font]
Titania: Titania steps outside.
Titania: "Did anyone order a vending machine?"
Chef: Chef walks outside.
Chef: "WHAT THE [color=#ff0000][sup]C[/sup][sub]H[/sub][sup]E[/sup][sub]F[/sub][/color] IS THAT SHIT"
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Alice: "Amputation shouldn't hurt too much when a skeleton has some sort of flesh on it, right?"
Gaster: I don't think so.
Titania: "...Alright, lemme handle it then."
Titania: Titania pulls out her aegislash, and stabs the shit out of the vending machine.
Chef: Chef blinks, clapping.
Gaster: had been absendmindely tugging at one of his own ears. It rips right off - looks like flesh and skin.
Gaster: WAS NOT RESPONDING TO HER
Gaster: was responding to Alice.
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Alice: * mhm
Chef: "[i]good JOB![u]............[sub]..............[/sub]WWWWWWWW fjj OWIE!!!! AHA"[/u][/i]
Jäger Leyline: -walks into the bar
Gaster: -gg you just stabbed a benevolent yet sentient vending machine-
Alice: "Did that hurt?"
: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Gaster: A little.
Chef: (( Bio the vending machine just got stabbed ))
Jäger Leyline: walked in with Loni
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-[s]the truck was driven by a Hernandez brother-[/s][/color][/font][s]
Titania: Titania trusts nothing.
Alice: "That's good."
Chef: (( Titania turns around and stabs the fuck out of Chef ))
: ((well them
Titania: If someone drops a random fucking vending machine by the bar she's going to kill the shit out of it.
Alice: "I'd suggest you get something.. better than your fingers."
: ((how do you stab what is probably metal
Alice: "Something that would amputate it faster."
Gaster: ... What about Smazzy though?
Alice: "... That's a problem."
Chef: Chef walks into the bar.
Smol Asriel: whimpers
Alice: "He would likely need surgery."
Chef: "[i]greetings everyone![/i]"
Gaster: We may have to put him under to operate.
Alice: "Mhhm.."
Titania: ((Aegislash's pokedex entry in ORAS states that the pokemon's blade is sharp enough to cut through mountains))
Chef: (( Chef: I have a bunch of knives [i]for cooking![/i] ))
Titania: ((And lets not get into the fact it steals the soul of whoever it slices))
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Hey, that just got here! Let's at least try it once![/font][/color]
Erron: drinks a soda. "*Slrrp* Aaah~" He tries to lean back, but he's on a barstool so he falls over. "OHFU-- *CLANK*"
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Alice: "Who would be willing to perform the operation, though?"
: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.
Alice: "From what I've seen, there's no surgeons around here."
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -walks over to it, then stares at the keyboard- ...Wait, what?[/font][/color]
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Chef: Chef takes out a knife. Then looks at it. Then puts it away.
Gaster: I don't know, and that's the problem. Compiler, if you can hear me...
Smol Asriel: ((Bio
Erron: . . .
Chef: Then he takes it out and looks at it again. Before doing this in an endless loop.
: ((?
Smol Asriel: ((It gotta come from a pillow fort
Chef: Chef is fucking broken.
Smol Asriel: ((Thats where the anomalies come from
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-the truck somehow drove out of the pillow fort-[/color][/font]
Alice: ((Gaster: ... Fuck you.
Smol Asriel: thats better
: ((imagine a fucking [i]delivery truck[/i] coming out of a pillow fort))
Smol Asriel: this vending machine will work
Titania: ((I am. And it sounds awesome))
Chef: (( A blaster engine powered delivery truck ))
Titania: Titania has already, y'know.
Titania: Stabbed the shit out of the vending machine.
Gaster: ((the pillow fort births the scps
Chef: (( The truck makes deafening noise ))
Alice: "What."
Alice: * She gets up and walks over to the pillow fort.
Alice: "What the hell?"
Chef: (( I've had roundabout on loop for the past twenty minutes [i]help[/i] ))
: The Snake In Dallas [Chef] is now The Snake In Dallas [].
: ((laharl can we just day that Charlotte somehow stopped her before titania stabbed the shit ou tof it
Smol Asriel: inside is a betamax tape
Alice: * She attempts to rip a pillow out of the fort.
: ((*say
Titania: ((Charlotte wouldn't have limbs if that was a case))
Smol Asriel: ((You can just say it healed itself
: (( [i]Who the fuck uses Betamax tapes in this modern day and age[/i] ))
: ((oh yeah
Smol Asriel: ((Scps can bullshit like that
Titania: ((Random shit has been coming out of that pillowfort and fucking up everyone's days))
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-it healed itself-[/color][/font]
Gaster: -A Sans and a Papyrus appear. "HELLO!" They appear to be holding surgical equipment.-
Erron: gets up and looks at the vending machine... "A keyboard? Hmmm..." He types in {MEMES} and hits enter.
Titania: ((Of course Titania is going to try to kill anything that steps out))
Alice: * HELLO
Alice: * SHE ATTEMPTED TO TAKE A PILLOW OUT
Alice: * OF THE FORT
Smol Asriel: she does
Smol Asriel: and the fort falls over
Hipster Asriel: HAsriel stumbles into the bar, holding a chainsaw.
Alice: "Huh."
Erron: OH HEY!
Gaster: Oh. Wing and Ding.
: (( [i]wing and ding[/i] ))
Alice: * She walks over to the Sans and Papyrus.
Erron: runs up and hugs HA... "What's with the chainsaw?"
Alice: "Oh, hello."
wing: [font=comic sans ms]"sup guardian."[/font]
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -types in "a cup of white buttercream frosting"- I wonder...[/font][/color]
Smol Asriel: ya gotta serve up a cup of memes first
: ((that'll come after
Alice: * RIP pillow fort
Gaster: ((they're technically one whole gaster - just from an au where they switched role with gaster, if that makes sense
Smol Asriel: there's still that tape
Hipster Asriel: Hopefully Erron doesn't get stabbed by the chainsaw. Take note that HAsriel's arm appears to be made out of wood. And metal. And wind-up motors. "oh that's nothing"
Alice: ((ah
DING: [font=papyrus]"I SEE YOU'RE COVERED IN EARS, GUARDIAN. LET US HELP WITH THAT!"[/font]
Erron: just kinda, looks at HA's arm... "W-Woah, what happened!?"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -puts money in, and a cup of, sure enough, white buttercream frosting comes out- ...Wait...OH MY GOSH...C-could it be...?[/font][/color]
Gaster: -Ding proceeds to begin to rip ears off of Gaster, while Wing inspects Smazzy. -
: (( I'm imagining like a whole comic about gaster getting gote ears surgically removed from himself ))
Titania: Titania just blinks at the machine.
Smol Asriel: is inspected
Titania: "Mysterious vending machine. Thats heals itself. That came out of the pillowfort from the distortion world."
Titania: "Sure."
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to titania- You want anything...?[/font][/color]
wing: [font=comic sans ms]"hang in there little dude. we've got this."[/font]
Alice: * She watches Ding, somewhat amused.
Smol Asriel: whimpers
Hipster Asriel: "well"/hi
: ((that needs the be a quote))
Gaster: mutters "ow" as one is ripped off. It feels kind of like getting bandages ripped off.
: (("#1 Titania: "Mysterious vending machine. Thats heals itself. That came out of the pillowfort from the distortion world." #1 Titania: "Sure." #3 Charlotte : -looks to titania- You want anything...?"))
Titania: "Screw it, I want a cup of the vending machine."
Titania: "Like, a cup of liquid, of the vending machine."
: (( More like ))
: (( DING: "I SEE YOU'RE COVERED IN EARS, GUARDIAN. LET US HELP WITH THAT!" ))
: (( should be a quote ))
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Sure, why not.[/font][/color]
Titania: "Beat that, mysterious vending machine from the distortion world."
Hipster Asriel: "it's a long story"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -types in "a cup of a vending machine-[/font][/color]
Alice: ((Ding: I SEE YOU'RE COVERED IN DICKS, GUARDIAN. LET US HELP WITH THAT!))
Gaster: ((that should get an out of range error
Erron: . . .
Erron: looks worried.
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah
Smol Asriel: looks over at the vending machine, brushing an ear away
Hipster Asriel: "basically"
Hipster Asriel: "i died"
wing: [font=comic sans ms]"now hold still..."[/font]
Smol Asriel: does
Erron: WHAT!?
Erron: -Just hugs him tighter- H-HOW!?
Hipster Asriel: Take note that HAsriel just looks completely spaced out from actual reality. "mhmm"
Erron: ...!?
Alice: ((Wing rips off Smazzy's clothes and stares at a ear in front of his dick "... this is worse than i thought."
Gaster: -Wing pulls out a strange sort of blade, and quickly slices through an ear. Surprisingly, it's painless, and immediately cauterizes the wound.
Titania: "...I don't know what I expected."
Hipster Asriel: "i mean like, technically, like it wasn't, like me actually dying..."
Titania: She steps up, and types in something herself.
: (( [i]CAUTERIZE THE WOUND, LOVE![/i] ))
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -waits patiently-[/font][/color]
Gaster: -actually scratch that it stings a little -
Titania: 'My favorite morning drink.'
Erron: still looks worried as fuck
Smol Asriel: stays still
Titania: She gets what looks like a cup of coffee, with the foam on the top stylized into a picture of a blue-haired lady. "...Damn, thats actually, huh."
Titania: She sips it. "...How the FUCK did it get Amaria's recipe?"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : It's magic...? Hold on, I got an idea![/font][/color]
Hipster Asriel: "like i just blacked out"
: (( IT'S MAGIC ))
: (( IT'S MAGIC, JOEL, IT'S MAGIC ))
Erron: . . .
: ((YES
: (( [i]and thus little joel was never the same[/i] ))
wing: [font=comic sans ms]-he continues to slice off ears, starting a small pile next to smazzy-[/font]
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -types in "a cup of pure, unadulterated love"-[/font][/color]
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...This might not end well...[/font][/color]
: The Snake In Dallas [] is now The Snake In Dallas [Chef].
Chef: Chef walks up to the machine.
Chef: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Smol Asriel: has a small pile of ears next to him
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -takes the cup, and takes a tiny sip.- Holy crap, that's really, [i]really[/i] sweet.[/font][/color]
Chef: Chef quickly types out "succ" on the keyboard, before immediately deleting that. Then he types in "a cup of pure [i]ANGER HARVESTED FROM MY ROBOTIC FAMILY ROOTS[/i]"
Gaster: is free of ears and marches out to the machine.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Hipster Asriel: "well"
Hipster Asriel: "everything just like, blacked out"
Gaster: -Eventually, Wing gets all of the ears off.-
Gaster: -Except for the ones that are supposed to be there.
Titania: "...Alright, so you can get MY favorite drink, but can you get hers?" She types in 'Amaria's favorite morning drink.' And gets another cup of coffee, with a picture of Titania's face on it, smiling.
Titania: "...Well played."
Erron: wow
Chef: (( i had the idea for a new, non-robotic-joke-chef-character but im not sure if right now is the best time to introduce them ))
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -proceeds to drink the whole thing. She blushes a brighter red than a cherry and a strawberry combined- ...Woah, this is delicious![/font][/color]
Erron: I'm... sorry I wasn't there...
Alice: ((hi mv
: ((what are they like?
Smol Asriel: ((Ey
: ((also ayy
Chef: (( Bio I had a picture of them ))
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Titania: "...Y'know what, sorry I stabbed the distortion world out of you. You're alright." She walks away from the vending machine, sipping her favorite drink.
: ((oh
Smol Asriel: is fixed
Smol Asriel: "T-thanks.."
Alphys: (hi darling!)
Titania: Theres an unused cup of coffee next to her.
MettatonSEX: ((hi my love!
Chef: (( [url=https://msparp.com/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FpV8pnPH.jpg]this[/url] ))
Gaster: types in "That one drink Grillby used to make."
: ((they look cool
wing: [font=comic sans ms]"alright, buddy, you're good to go"[/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-It is dispensed-[/color][/font]
Chef: (( basically that character ))
Titania: Titania sips the drink that has her face on it. And he face can only be described as [SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
Alice: * She types into the vending machine, 'piss'
: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.
Chef: (( is the human embodiment of chef ))
Gaster: receives an alcoholic drink, with creme de menthe and absinthe. He takes a sip. "Whoooo, boy. That's some strong stuff."
Titania: Titania hates her own drinks, but Amaria loves them.
Chef: (( but less insane ))
Jäger Leyline: ((oi bread
Chef: (( and less cooking-oriented ))
Smol Asriel: ((Ey
: ((Ay))
: The Snake In Dallas [Chef] is now The Snake In Dallas [Gordon Ramsay].
wing: [font=comic sans ms]-he and his brother are now curious. ding types in spaghetti sauce.-[/font]
Gordon Ramsay: Mr. Ramsay walks in. "THE FUCK"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -seems to walk in a more flowing manner, and aslo with a rather cute spring in her step-[/font][/color]
Alice: * bio she typed in piss into the vending machine
Smol Asriel: snuggles back onto his gote pile and goes to sleep
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-it come sout, in a cup-[/color][/font]
Gordon Ramsay: "THE SQUID IS SO RAW THAT ITS NAME IS SQUIDWARD"
: ((i can't type
Alice: "...Ew."
MettatonSEX: and Hella enter.
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Azzy [Azzy].
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He fell asleep a while ago, but woke up again, still messing with the singularity device.-
Gordon Ramsay: Gordon walks out of the bar in rage.
Azzy: slinks in to test out this new coffee machine
DING: [font=papyrus]-HE STRAGHT UP CHUGS THE SPAGHETTI SAUCE.-[/font]
Alice: * She sits back down.
Titania: ((I prefer))
: The Snake In Dallas [Gordon Ramsay] is now The Snake In Dallas [Montra].
DING: [font=papyrus]"GOOD! ONE FOR THE ROAD."[/font]
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : I got an idea! -types "a cup of plastic"[/font][/color]
Titania: (("THIS SQUID IS SO RAW I CAN HEAR IT TELLING SPONGEBOB TO GO FUCK OFF"))
Montra: (( dispense("Mom's Spaghetti") ))
Jeska or Jekon: -wakes up hey
Jäger Leyline: up*
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Evening."
Gaster: (("THIS SQUID IS SO FRESH IT WON SPLATFEST"
Jeska or Jekon: hey
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Jeska or Jekon: figure anything out?
Titania: (("THERES SO MUCH GINGER ON THIS STEAK I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING WEASLEY!"
Montra: (( "THE SOUP IS DRY. THE FUCKING SOUP. IS DRY." ))
Azzy: types in "the blood of the innocent"
Alice: * She gets back up and types into the vending machine, "you're a kid you're a squid".
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-the liquid plastic from OFF is dispensed, in a cup-[/color][/font]
Gaster: runs into the bar. "Darling, try out this new vending machine!"
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I may be stupid, but I haven't."
Montra: That guy that I posted a picture of earlier. Yeah, him. He walks in.
Hellaton: ...Whhhat.
Jeska or Jekon: looks at it
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Gaster- ...Should I drink this...? It's apparently "plastic"...[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jekon: I don't get it either
Montra: Take note that his eyes are completely...black.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It doesn't do anything."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Myabe I should ask WDG..."
Azzy: recieves a cup of the blood of the innocent
Titania: Titania sips her drink. "Does anyone want this extra coffee? I don't actually like the stuff, I just wanted to see if it would come out." Next to her is a white cup with Titania's face on it in the foam. Titania herself is drinking one with a blue-haired lady's face on it.
Gaster: looks at Charlotte. "No."
Alice: * She recieves ink.
Montra: "Coffee?"
Jeska or Jekon: worth a shot
Azzy: "Ooooooohohohohooo"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Ah.[/font][/color]
Alice: "Huh, I once knew this kid in middle school who drank ink once."
Alice: "He was dared to."
Alice: * She throws the cup of ink away.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He texts WDG "How do I use the device?"-
Gaster: types in "chicken".
Azzy: types in "an r63 potion"
: BIONIC_DOG [] disconnected.
Gaster: recieves a cup of liquidized chicken. "Eeew."
Titania: No
MettatonSEX: -He decides to punch in 'MTTini', an old, once available alcoholic drink. He receives it.-
Azzy: recieves a smol cup of r63
Montra: (( Laharl loses his shit again ))
Titania: He was dared to eat glass.
: BIONIC_DOG [] joined chat.
Alice: * I know.
Alice: * Fuck you.
: DamnDude [DamnDude] joined chat.
Montra: Montra walks up to the machine and types in "your finest cup of liquidized molten glass, please." In return Montra gets a cup of molten, liquid glass.
Titania: He drank the ink because he fucked up and grbabed his ink pot nstead of his soda.
Azzy: laughs maniacally and vanishes in a puff of smoke
Alice: * I KNOW
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He awaits a response.-
Alice: * NO NEED TO EXPLAIN
Alice: * I KNOW THAT SHIT
Alice: * I JUST
Montra: (( STOP ))
WDG: why ruin all the fun?
Alice: * bended the rules
Titania: DIE.
Alice: * a bit--
Montra: (( [i]IT'S TIME TO STOP, OKAY[/i] ))
MettatonSEX: -It's pink and glittery.-
Alice: * wow.
Montra: (( [i]NO MORE[/i] ))
Titania: jk
Hellaton: ...Wwhoa...
Titania: love you
Titania: no homo
Gaster: looks at what Mettaton's got.
Montra: (( <3 ))
Gaster: Ooooh.
Alice: * i'm agender
Montra: (( "no homo" -Laharl 2016 ))
Titania: Okay then what the fuck do I say there
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He texts "Cause imma give up and throw it back into the ocean if you don't"-
Titania: Reverse no homo?
MettatonSEX: Used to sell this at the adult shows.
Alice: * you say "no agendo"
Montra: bruh
Gaster: It looks delicious.
Titania: That makes me sound like I hired a hitman on you.
Alice: "You used to sell that? Neat."
Montra: NO AGENDO, BRO
Montra: is now slang for
Montra: "I hired a hitman on yo ass boi"
WDG: -texts back, " thats your choice, it was a gift to you
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -gets a cup of "the finest concetration of pure, powdered sugar, made into the perfect caramel with the perfect consistency."-[/font][/color]
Titania: Titania sips her cup. Theres a cup of coffee next to her, that is steaming hot.
MettatonSEX: ...What made it go off... -He takes a sip and spits it out.- Oh yeah, it tasted like rubbing alcohol. Ugh.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Can I at least get a hint?"
Montra: Montro casually sips from a cup of molten glass.
Titania: Titania refuses to touch the cup.
Hellaton: ....
: The Snake In Dallas [Montra] is now The Snake In Dallas [Montro].
Alice: "Oh."
Montro: "The finest glass. Truly delicious."
: BIONIC_DOG [] disconnected.
Gaster: makes a disgusted face. "Aaah, I see."
Hellaton: .....
Titania: "I hope you know."
Alice: "I've never liked rubbing alcohol."
Hellaton: looks at Montro.
Titania: "I'm totally coming back here and getting tons of drinks, putting them in to-go cups, and stocking a minifridge."
MettatonSEX: Neither did they.
Hellaton: ......
: BIONIC_DOG [] joined chat.
Hellaton: [sub]Iis that eveven safe[/sub]
Montro: Montro looks directly at Hellaton. Blinking. Take note that Montro's eyes are completely black. Sort of like 2D from Gorillaz's eyes.
Hellaton: ....
Titania: She pulls out a phone, dialing a number.
WDG: sure why not. stick around the dead
: Azzy [Azzy] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: ((gtg
: BIONIC_DOG [] disconnected.
Alice: (("Are you Laharl? 'Cause I'll get impaled by an umbrella for you."
Erron: ...
Titania: "Yeah, 'Maria, don't bother making tea tonight. I found something to drink."
Titania: ((No, Hisao is the one that gets impaled by Umbrellas))
Montro: Before taking another calm sip of molten glass. The glass is steaming. However the fuck that works.
Fanta: is asleep on the bar couch
DamnDude: (( I have no idea what is going on, just people are drinking odd shit. ))
Titania: ((<.<))
Gaster: hasn't finished his first order. It's heavily alcoholic.
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: ((the bar now has a magic vending machine
MettatonSEX: ....Did you get that to get wasted?
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He texts "If it requires souls, there's no reason for me to use this. If it would do what I think it would do."-
Alice: (("Are you Laharl? 'Cause I'll stick a dildo into Ken M's ass for you."
Montro: (( Grillby: I better fuckin monetize this vending machine ))
Titania: ((No, that was one of you))
Fanta: ((This scp has no adverse effects somehow
Gaster: No. It's a drink Grillby used to make.
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Gaster: ((Not all scps can be spooky
Titania: (("Are you Laharl? Cause i'll eat and drink indigestable substances for you."))
Hellaton: ((its safe
Gaster: I wanted to see if it could make it, and it did.
WDG: its not what you think
MettatonSEX: Oh, I see.
Gaster: ((although it doesn't do slang well. just ask joe
Titania: Titania walks up with the second coffee cup.
Hellaton: .....Uh... hhihi...
Titania: "Is there a way to give this back?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He texts "Does it literally just need people who have died...?"
Gaster: I don't think there is.
Titania: "I actually hate my own recipe, Amaria likes it. But I hate it."
Montro: Montro finishes the molten glass, and gets rid of the cup somehow.
Titania: "Too sweet."
Titania: "...Do one of you want this thing then? I don't want to waste it." Heh, steel leader is against pollution.
Alice: * She inputs, 'cancer' into the vending machine.
Montro: (( Wait is Hella talking to Montro because they've probably just been looking at eachother for the past few minutes ))
Alice: * She recieves a cup of disease.
Hellaton: ((yes
Alice: "Ech."
MettatonSEX: ...Why.
: Fanta [Fanta] is now ??? [].
Alice: * She throws it into the trash can.
Montro: "...Hi."
: And now... The most horrifying one yet enters the bar
Alice: * Whoever digs into the trash can is getting cancer.
: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Hellaton: ......
WDG: nope
Titania: Poor Mary.
: ??? [] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Alice: ".. It actually did it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He puts the phone down.-
Hellaton: ........
Alice: "Weird."
Titania: "...One second."
Alice: "I wonder how it works."
Titania: She types in "Arceus Blood."
: Fanta [Fanta] is now ??? [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He said something about staying around dead people."
Gaster: -At least mary has a machine that will dispence human blood for her-
Titania: She gets a cup of blue wine.
Jeska or Jekon: huh
Montro: ".........."
Titania: "...Okay thats just fucking spooky."
Alice: * She attempts to open the vending machine.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I dunno, I think being hyper me isn't worth whatever the costs are."
Hellaton: Um. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii -He punches his chest.- I'm Hellaton..
Titania: Across the side of it, the cup says "Solar paxis plescium, Blessings of lord arceus upon your house."
Titania: [SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
Jeska or Jekon: maybe
Hellaton: It's... nninice to meet you...um............
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I do really like the idea of that though... I shouldn't be greedy..."
Jeska or Jekon: well maybe we should go to a graveyard
Gaster: puts down his mixture of creme de menthe and absinthe.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Uh, sure. I'll do that."
Gaster: orders a milkshake in its place.
Titania: "..." She sips the wine.
Alice: ((Metta orders mercury))
Titania: "...What the FUCK."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up.-
Hellaton: ((he gets the planet
Titania: "This is Oran Berry wine, fuck this, nope."
Jeska or Jekon: did he say something about using souls?
Montro: "I'm---" Montro coughs up a solid shard of glass. Covered in blood and somehow a bit of flesh. "...Montropoliaxicine XII. Or Montro. Nice to meet you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I mentioned it, he said it's not what I think."
Hellaton: ......
Titania: She chucks the wine out the door, backing up to the couch.
Hellaton: Aaare yoyou okay?
Jeska or Jekon: huh
Jeska or Jekon: you gonna go know?
Jeska or Jekon: now*
Gaster: looks at Titania. "Are you alright?"
Jeska or Jekon: want me to come along?
Montro: "Toooootally fine. Just one of the drawbacks of drinking molten glass." Montro pauses, before coughing and leaning back in his seat, grinning.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If you want."
Hellaton: .....
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He starts to the car, with or without Jeska, whatever she does.-
Alice: ((i'm gonna take a shower rn
Erron: sits at the bar again...
: ??? [] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Hellaton: sits down, to be polite and not force Montro to look up.
Jeska or Jekon: goes with him
Hipster Asriel: He sits next to Erron.
Hellaton: ....Oh...
Titania: "...Listen, I just got a cup of 'Arceus Blood' Wine."
Fanta: awakens on the bar couch
Titania: "Used by El's cult as a sort of religious drink."
Gaster: ... Oh...
Titania: "I am, fucking, going, mental."
Erron: Well... errm... I guess you're okay now, right? H-Heheh...
Titania: "Just, how does it know that."
Montro: (( wait ))
Hywel: "'Evening Fanta."
Montro: (( "look up" as in like towering over him ))
Gaster: I don't know!
Hellaton: ((yes
Titania: "I asked for Amaria's favorite drink."
Montro: Due to Montro being like 7'11, he doesn't have to look up [i]that[/i] high.
Gaster: On the bright side, we don't have to go to the kitchen to get water now.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He drives to a graveyard.-
Titania: "It gave me a cup of my own coffee blend. When I asked for mine, it gave me a cup of Amaria's coffee blend."
Hellaton: ((hellas the same height as metta and i assumed he was sitting
Montro: (( Discoton: "WHY THE F U C K AM I SO SHORT" ))
Hellaton: ((bc he leaned into his chair
Jeska or Jekon: -the ord is slightly glowing
Montro: (( yeah hes sitting
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: "Evening"
Hellaton: ((yeah thats why
Hipster Asriel: "I feel fine now." He shrugs.
Montro: (( OH
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets out, walking into the place.-
Fanta: is snuggled with him
Erron: ...yeah... -he leans his head onto HA-
Gaster: ... Hang on.
Hywel: "Had a nice nap?"
Alphys: (brb)
Hellaton: ((id assume the chair puts him at 5' at maximum
Hellaton: ((k
Gaster: goes to the machine and orders Corsiva's favorite drink.
Jeska or Jekon: follows
Jeska or Jekon: -the orb glows brighter
Montro: (( isnt the height of an average sitting adult like 2'3-2'5 or something ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He keeps walking deeper inside.-
Fanta: "Mhm"
Hellaton: ((on the floor
Gaster: -It's a strawberry-white chocolate milkshake, with glitter in it.-
Montro: (( [i]oh[/i]
Montro: "........."
Titania: "..." Titania walks up to it.
Hywel: "Heyy, you didn't wake up during that nap!"
Jeska or Jekon: -in the center of the graveyard it shines the brightest
Titania: 'Cup of Combat'
Hywel: "That's progress."
Titania: She gets some kind of blood-red, metallic, liquid.
Hipster Asriel: "wait what day of the month is it"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stops, and turns the pieces into the right order.-
Fanta: "Yeah, that's something, at least"
Hipster Asriel: "hell, what month is it --- what time is it --- i've lost track of this shit"
Hellaton: ((metta and hella are 3'6" on the floor, due to length o the entire torso
Hellaton: ....
Gaster: goes to find his daughter, back home. Soon, he and Corsiva return.
Montro: (( tldr they're tall af ))
Corsiva: "I want more of it, papa!"
Fanta: "Ugh... I've got a massive headache"
MettatonSEX: Corsiva, hello!
Jeska or Jekon: -the orb turns transparent black and is now a lenses, able to see the dead and their memories
Montro: (( CORSIVA THAT SOUNDED WRONG
Hellaton: ((daddy
Hellaton: ((kill me
Fanta: ((MORE DADDY~
Erron: . . .
Erron: me too.
Montro: (( "I want more of it, daddy! It's really good!" ))
Titania: "...Anyone want a cup of possibly-dangerous concentrated combat?"
DamnDude: (( Big Daddy G ))
Gaster: ((YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP
Hellaton: looks over to see Corsiva.
Hellaton: Oh, um, hhhi.
Titania: She spills a drop. It burns through the floor.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks through it, looking about the graveyard.-
Titania: "...Definitely dangerous, concentrated combat."
Montro: Montro silently taps his fingers together while looking around the bar. "..."
Alphys: (back
Corsiva: -She darts up to the machine, ordering her favorite. It produces more of the glittery milkshake.-
Hellaton: ((hi! missed u
Alphys: (missed u too!!)
Hipster Asriel: "oh uh"
: ((Montro, one letter away from being an Isaac boss))
Alphys: (i leave for two seconds and everyone starts talkin about daddy kinks)
Fanta: holds one of her horns
Erron: . . .
Hywel: "Need meds?"
Titania: ((Hey MV, MV's gf))
Fanta: "Ehh... I dunno"
Hellaton: ((hi
Titania: ((I hear hotel rooms are 20% off, you should go get one))
Fanta: "It's just a headache"
Hipster Asriel: "i got a new uh, apartment"
Hywel: "...Hey, hardly noticed those before."
Montro: (( Brought to you by Trivago ))
Jeska or Jekon: -theres energy and essence steaming from the corpses and area of the dead
Hywel: -He is hornless.-
Corsiva: -Good luck removing her from the bar now. -
Jeska or Jekon: -some of it flows to the orb
Hellaton: ((shes 17 you anus-faced inksucker
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh... That's how he got that stuff, huh?"
Montro: (( [i][sub]oh snap[/sub][/i] ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see."
Montro: (( [i][sub]MV that was brutal[/sub][/i] ))
Fanta: how in the shit, hers are like 10 inches long
Titania: (( Gee didn't need to take it so personally ))
Hellaton: ((i wasnt
Fanta: "Wow, you just noticed?"
Hywel: -I assumed they were Smol.-
Titania: ((You communist bastard))
Hywel: -Rip.-
Fanta: rip
Jeska or Jekon: -it seems to lightly power up
Hywel: "I mean, no, but kinda blocked them out I guess.-
Hellaton: ((i jokingly insult people i like im sorry thats my sense of humor and im sorry
Titania: ((COMMUNIST BASTARD))
Erron: C-Cool...
Titania: ((Oh by the way I killed Nancy today sorry))
Hellaton: ......
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I guess I'll keep collecting this stuff?"
Fanta: "You don't have any"
Hywel: "Nope."
Fanta: rubs his head
Gaster: Corsiva, please go easy on the milkshakes, alright? I don't want you getting sick.
Gaster: Or hyperactive.
Fanta: "Not even nubs"
MettatonSEX: Or both.
Hywel: -He blushes a bit, looking down.-
Titania: Titania sips her coffee.
Corsiva: -She crosses her arms and pouts. "Fiiiine."
Fanta: "Is that usual in your timeline?"
Hywel: "No one I knew did."
Titania: "..." She walks up to the machine one last time.
Hywel: "So I guess."
Montro: "..............."
MettatonSEX: We can get a bunch and bring some home for later, okay?
Jeska or Jekon: maybe
Montro: Montro hums Roundabout.
Jeska or Jekon: this might be too close to what you said though
Hellaton: .....
Titania: 'Cup of Corey.' She gets some kind of black pulpy liquid.
Hellaton: hums along.
Titania: "...HOLY FUCK IT ACTUALLY GAVE ME A CUP OF COREY."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The sould thing?"
Fanta: "Ok"
Corsiva: Okay...
Jeska or Jekon: plus at this rate, it looks like this might take forever
Gaster: ((that's actually kind of the first entry of the scp
Gaster: ((a guy named joseph asks for a cup of joe
Fanta: "Well I think you're cute, either way"
Montro: "..." Montro glances at Hellaton, still humming.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "True. How much do you think I need to be Hypergod?"
Gaster: ((guess what it gives him
Jeska or Jekon: -its apparent it barely got any power from the graveyard
MettatonSEX: -He orders like 20 to go.-
: ★ Joseph: * (( GIVE ME A FUCKING CUP OF JOE ))
Corsiva: ...
Titania: (( http://prntscr.com/baemwe Wall of Peridot. ))
Titania: ((Lol.))
Jeska or Jekon: likely a lot since it took what? 7 souls
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph appears in the bar. He walks up to the machine and types in "a cup of joe"
Titania: She just, fucking, stares at it.
Hywel: "aww, thanks."
Titania: "How."
Hywel: "You're cute too."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, seven."
Titania: "Corey's body was taken away by shade, it's probably just a black mu-"
Fanta: smiles
Titania: "...Oh." IT IS black mush.
Fanta: kisses his nose
Jeska or Jekon: we'll have to find an area where something really powerful died
Hipster Asriel: He shows Erron a picture on his phone. [url=http://i43.tinypic.com/fvxogy.jpg]Of his apartment. Which looks like this.[/url]
Hywel: -He kisses back on the lips.-
MettatonSEX: See, now we get a bunch for later.
Jeska or Jekon: or has residual effect of death apparently
Fanta: does as well
Corsiva: "Yeah, I see."
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph probably gets a cup of liquid from a guy named Joe. "EW."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did the wolf ever die?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's good, right?"
Jeska or Jekon: the white wolf? hes around
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph downs the cup of Joe. "delicious."
Fanta: winces, tugging on her horn a bit
Erron: W-Wow... looks neat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "HWAT really powerful thing has died recently?"
: What*
Hywel: "You alright?"
Jeska or Jekon: dunno
Fanta: "Ugh... This really hurts"
Hywel: "What, kissing me?"
Fanta: "Got an aspirin?"
Hywel: "Oh right..."
Jeska or Jekon: might also have to do with the area too. maybe we should revisit some places of the past
Montro: (( AD is Hank Hill ))
Hywel: "Yeah."
Montro: (( HWAT ))
Hellaton: ...S-sorry.....
Titania: "..." She inches over to the window, and, just, pours out Corey's much.
Alice: ((back
Fanta: chuckles, "No not kissing you"
Montro: "...?"
Hywel: -He gets her painkillers.-
Alice: ((also "HWAT"
Titania: "Don't tell Heather I just ordered a cup of her dead father."
Fanta: takes them, sighing
Fanta: "Thanks"
Erron: I like it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure plenty of people in the bar have died."
Alice: * Now she's writing down more notes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, gotta be a ton of energy there."
Alice: * Looks like she's busy.
Titania: She takes her coffee, and moves to the couch.
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph dabs, before leaving the bar. "see y'all motherfuckers later <3"
Corsiva: -she darts up to the machine and types in "poopy."-
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
Montro: (( [i]excuse me sir this is a [color=#ff0000]NO DAB ZONE[/color][/i] ))
Gaster: runs after her as the machine dispenses what she asked for.
Montro: "..."
Titania: "..."
MettatonSEX: Corsiva, please.
Gaster: Corsiva, please.
Alice: ((Corsiva can literally eat shit
Hellaton: ((oh my god
Alice: ((Well, drink shit
Montro: Montro continues to hum Roundabout, while tapping his fingers together quietly.
Hellaton: ......
Jeska or Jekon: maybe
Titania: ((HA))
Montro: (( diarrhea ))
Jeska or Jekon: it can see the memories of people too
Gaster: retrieves the product and enters the bathroom with it.
Jeska or Jekon: not just those who died from the look of it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's gonna be... Depressing."
Jeska or Jekon: yeah
Corsiva: -And that's why you watch your six year old child.-
Alice: ((Gaster dumps it down the toilet
Hellaton: .......
Jeska or Jekon: it somehow connects to that and death
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh..."
Alice: ((Gaster: .. Now I can say I took a dump.))
Titania: "...Interesting kid there"
Alice: ((Gaster flushes the toilet
Hellaton: S-sssorry, I, uhhhhh dodon't talk much...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I guess we'll head to the bar, and see what we can get there."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Montro: "It's fine."
Jeska or Jekon: yeah
Corsiva: -She seems to think it was worth it, since she's giggling.-
Erron: . . .
Montro: "I haven't talked in five years."
MettatonSEX: She's a wildcard.
Hellaton: ....Oh.
Hipster Asriel: "..."
Titania: "Reminds me of Anna."
Titania: She laughs at something she just remembered.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He heads back.-
MettatonSEX: .............................
Gaster: returns, drying his hand on his coat. "Sanitize the machine."
Montro: "...yeah."
Erron: -he kisses HA's cheek-
Titania: She walks up to the machine.
Titania: 'Bleach.'
Titania: 'Lots of bleach'
: ((Okay woah))
Hipster Asriel: He smirks, before leaning on Erron.
: ((Calm that down))
Gaster: ((it spits out the manga bleach
Hellaton: ((to sanitize
Titania: She starts wiping up the machine using a cup of bleach.
Titania: Theres a reason Amaria cleans. And not her.
Montro: Montro gets up and walks over to the machine. "PJSalt." In return he gets a cup of salt. Then, he sits back down.
Hellaton: ....
Erron: ...
Alphys: (hey darling, do you wanna do a call in hangouts?)
Hellaton: ((ye
Jeska or Jekon: ((brb
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He eventually reaches the bar, with Jeska I assume.-
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Alice: * She keeps on writing shit down.
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Alice: ((AD: Yo guys, I wanna be hip.
Alice: ((AD: Do ya'all have any souls?
Montro: (( Hipster Asriel: RIGHT HERE ))
Fanta: "Howdy"
: ((AD: Walks to machine "..." Types souls))
Fanta: ((Phone gon die be back soon if it does
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, everyone."
Montro: (( Someone walks up to the machine and types in "universe" ))
Titania: "...So how do you think is knows what our favorite drinks are?"
Titania: ((OUT OF RANGE))
Montro: (( Another Big Bang happens right then and there ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's holding the singularity orb thing.-
Gaster: I don't know...
Hellaton: ((mettaton fucks up again
Montro: (( Everyone dies ))
Alice: * She has an idea. She walks up to the machine and types in, 'universe'.
MettatonSEX: Oh no.
Gaster: [OUT OF RANGE]
Montro: [i]out of range[/i]
Titania: [OUT OF RANGE]
Alice: * She gets a cup of a small scaled version of the univ--
Alice: * fuck you
: ((Get fucked))
MettatonSEX: -he wouldve taken that so fast-
Alice: * it was going to be a model
Titania: (('Cup of dick'))
Titania: ((Get the blood and guts of a guy named Dick))
Alice: * of the universe
Alice: * in a cup
Alice: * fuck you
Alice: * guys
: ((Rip dick))
Montro: ew no
Titania: No Agendo
: ((Actually no ew don't rip dick))
Montro: Montro gets up. "I have to go." Then he promptly leaves.
Hellaton: Oh......
Montro: (( there's food so uh
Gaster: walks up to the machine and orders "My favorite."
Hellaton: ((brb groceries
: The Snake In Dallas [Montro] disconnected.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits on the couch, with the device, kinda just looking at it.-
: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((the machine produces a mixture of various sexual secretions in response to that
Titania: (I'm reminded of that girl from that whatever show that only got a pilot))
Titania: ((The transformicators or something))
Titania: (("My favoriteeee")
: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.