MettatonSEX: ...I see your point.

Reborn: I mean got MTT you gotta MAKE THIS A RACE THING

Reborn: jk

MettatonSEX: Welp, sorry I can't do anything here.

Frisk: ((yeah

Reborn: "...Perhaps you could go inspect the beaches? I hear special pokemon lurk in the rocks..."

Reborn: Victoria is trying really desperately to be nice here.

MettatonSEX: (("if youre from the underground, then why are you robotic?" "oh my god victoria you cant just ask people why theyre robotic"

Reborn: "I...kind of have a class to teach."

MettatonSEX: Hm, I'll try that.

MettatonSEX: Ah, then I won't take your time.

MettatonSEX: Sorry.

Frisk: ((IC I always imagine Kara as he looks in the anime))

Reborn: She nods.

Frisk: ((Same with the rest of the sextuplets))

MettatonSEX: Well, see you later, then, darling.

Reborn: "Now, as I was saying, inner turmoil can indeed conflict outside affairs...but outside turmoil should never complicate inside affairs."

MettatonSEX: waves goodbye before leaving

Reborn: "Do not be affected, and do not affect others, negatively..."

Reborn: Her voice fades out.

MettatonSEX: makes note of this advice

MettatonSEX: lol jk

MettatonSEX: hes still gonna live by his philosophy of respect others until they disrespect you

Frisk: ((like the humans look more realistic and the cartoon and anime people are literally ripped out of their respective shows))

Frisk: ((that's how i imagine it anyways

Reborn: ((I always go by the 'cliff' method of learning))

Fellby: ((lmao

Reborn: ((If a human walks off a cliff, they fall))

MettatonSEX: ((metta and hella will always look unrealistically leggy and wide-hipped to me i cant invision them any other way

Reborn: ((If a cartoon human walks off a cliff, they pause in the air for 5-10 seconds, and look down))

Reborn: ((Then they fvall))

Fellby: ((if an anime human falls off the cliff, they have an episode -long flashback

Reborn: ((And then they don't fall, and fall in love))

MettatonSEX: ((i feel like there should be some cartoon physics in certain areas and itd be great if the people were aware

Reborn: Inside the rocks...

Reborn: MTT finds a crawdaunt.

MettatonSEX: (("what are you doing!" "i just gotta not look down, ill be fine"

Reborn: [MTT has acquired the FUCK YOU CRAWDAUNT[

Reborn: [Ability:Tough Claws]

MettatonSEX: Hello there.

Reborn: It screams at MTT.

Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"

Fellby: ((it's a rock lobster

MettatonSEX: Not into that, sorry.

Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"

MettatonSEX: ((it's my fursona

Reborn: Thats all this thing can say

MettatonSEX: ((it's walhart

Reborn: It just keeps yelling fuck you.

MettatonSEX: ((it's ryouma

Frisk: ((it's walmart

Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"

MettatonSEX: puts a hand over its mouth.

Reborn: It yells at the same exact volume.

Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: grabs a Pokéball and catches this fuck

Reborn: The pokeball yells.

Reborn: 'FUCK YOU!"

MettatonSEX: where does he keep them? his chest ofc

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: I'm not going to fuck you.

Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"

MettatonSEX: stores this fuck away

MettatonSEX: looks around more

Reborn: MTT's chest echoes with a cacophany of FUCK YOU

MettatonSEX: shuts his chest.

Reborn: MTT also finds...himself.

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: has a pocket dimension in there

MettatonSEX: ....

Reborn: As in a mirror-image of himself, staring off into the ocean.

MettatonSEX: goes to mirrorton.

Reborn: It changes to match MTT.

Reborn: Walking exactly like them.

MettatonSEX: Hello, gorgeous.

Reborn: Until it sees MTT, and fucking BOLTS.

Reborn: On all fours.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: runs the fuck after it.

Fellby: orders another drink.

MettatonSEX: no, he uses his rocket boots, because he has those

Reborn: MTT walks into a scene of over 25 mirrortons.

Reborn: All staring.

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MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: You walked into the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.

MettatonSEX: Did I interrupt an orgy?

Reborn: They all morph to reveal they're.

Reborn: All.

Reborn: Dittos.

MettatonSEX: ...Apparently.

Frisk: ((I can imagine Metta running on all fours

Reborn: Except for one, which is seemingly just a Porygon-Z that is very good at using Camoflauge.

Frisk: ((It would be hilarious

Reborn: (9Gtg))

MettatonSEX: goes to the Porygon Z

Fellby: ((Ah, okay

: High Priest Laharl [Reborn] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((fucko

Frisk: ((RIP

MettatonSEX: IM TAKING THE PORYGON Z

: Wandering Frisk's connection timed out.

Fellby: hums to himself.

MettatonSEX: takes the porygon z and goes... to the show he had, fuck, he nearly forgot

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Hellaton: ....

Hellaton: Um. Ssssso. S-sorrrrry I haven't rereturned to the... the bakery...

Fellby: It's fine. I figured you'd never want to come back anyway.

DamnDude: (( "It's fine, I'm only going to TAKE OUT YOUR KNEE CAPS!" ))

Hellaton: I... dddon't, but, I wwwawanted to see how yoyou were doing, and Iiii kind of promised I wowould.

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Fellby: nods. "Got it."

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Hellaton: So, sssorry...

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Fellby: Look, pal, it's fine... it's not like we've got a severance package for you to collect.

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Fellby: ((hey flame

Barchar: (hi)

DamnDude: (( Well I just got a really cool idea for a unitale battle while I was messing around with some ideas. ))

Hellaton: ...Yyyyeah, I... I gguess.

Barchar: (sorry about disappearing)

Barchar: (Overwatch is good)

Fellby: ((It's okay.

DamnDude: (( It's fine ))

Barchar: (that's pretty much my only excuse)

Barchar: (what've I missed)

Hellaton: ((it ok

Hellaton: ((uhhhh im... not sure when u disappeared so, there was vampire bullshit and thats pretty recent, um...

DamnDude: (( But basically, the idea is a fight that the wavetimer increases throughout the battle and acting the right way increases the wave timer, and the only way to lower it is to waste turns using a different act. ))

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Fellby: ((Not much - we ended slarv's arc and now we are kind of relaxing.

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DamnDude: (( I'm mostly just building up for July right now. ))

Hellaton: ((nice

Barchar: (I think I left the day after slarv arc)

Barchar: (ended)

Barchar: (also vampire shit?)

DamnDude: (( That's Laharl's thing ))

Hellaton: ((they tried to move the sun but they had to reverse it

Hellaton: .........

Fellby: ((I do have something planned for the gaston timeline.

Barchar: (...oh?)

Barchar: (thats...strange)

Fellby: ((It's part of my arc

Barchar: has been off doing idfk just running around dimensions I guess

Fellby: ((I'm implementing a choice system

Hellaton: ...H-hhhow has everything beeen?

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Fellby: Oh, it's been wonderful. Ever since we got the casino in we've got a new sort of clientele.

Hellaton: Oh, nnnice.

Frisk: ((And the choice system is cool.))

Fellby: Those looking to spend their money elsewhere.

Barchar: (I assume fellby and Hella are in the bar)

Hellaton: Yyeah.

Hellaton: ((ye

Barchar: moseys on in. "Grillby. Hellaton." she says, waving.

Hellaton: Oh, hhi.

Fellby: Hello to you too.

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Barchar: "I'd ask how you were doing, but...i...dont need to." she shrugs, sitting down.

Hellaton: .....Yyyeah...

Fellby: Well, that takes all the fun out of it, doesn't it?

Barchar: shrugs. "I got used to it."

Barchar: "I mean, you could just stop talking about your feelings when i'm not around."

Fellby: shrugs. "I guess that's true."

Hellaton: ...Ttththere are too many.

Barchar: "That's...i was joking, anyway."

Hywel: -Let's just assume Hywel and Azalea were doing shit, cause I wasn't planning on taking like a week long break.-

Fellby: "Mmmh." He orders another drink.

Hellaton: ...Oh...

Fellby: ((OH SHIT SORRY BREAD I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE

Barchar: "...is that a good idea?"

Hellaton: ((hi bread

Fellby: What, the alcohol? I know how to burn it off.

: ((Kek))

Barchar: "Fair enough, I suppose."

Fellby: takes a sip. His flames flicker a little.

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: So...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks in, waving to the people in the bar, then sitting at the bar and ordering a drink.-

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Barchar: "Hello, Asriel."

Hellaton: Hhi.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey."

Fellby: turns his attention to Asriel. "Hello there." There's a slight purr in his voice.

Hellaton: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is currently stressed the fuck out cause of his first and upcoming child.-

Hellaton: scoots away from Fellby, just a tiny bit.

Barchar: gives fellby a red-eyed glare. "No."

Fellby: ...Okay, fire.

Fellby: *fine

Hellaton: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hello, Grillby."

Hellaton: ((fire

: ((It's not wrong))

Barchar: (Barchar: "PUNS WON'T SAVE YOU" )

Fellby: How are you doing tonight?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Could be better."

MB!SwapMuffet: is still in the barkery/casino (barkersino?), keeping things running

Fellby: Oh? What's the matter?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just, stuff is going on in my life."

Barchar: "He's got a kid and a second one oncoming, Grillby."

Fellby: Mmh, personal. I see.

Fellby: can't break out of his usual chatting up routine.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: ((Barchar: Don't flirt with him. But I will tell you things he was clearly avoiding explaining.))

Barchar: since when has she cared about privacy

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why did Chara tell you 'No.'?"

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: ... Well, simply put, I'm an entertainer.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did Fanta work for you?"

Barchar: "Simply and obfuscatingly."

Fellby: Yes.

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Hellaton: crosses both sets of arms.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I'm not really gonna get into that job."

Fellby: Well, we've got a casino now.

Hellaton: hopes he never does.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah... Still not gonna be a hooker."

Fellby: That's a rather low way of putting it.

Hellaton: gives a subtle thumbs-up

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But is it false?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I could also say prostitute."

Barchar: "It's a rather low job, Grillby. It's hard to deny that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Paid sex-slave."

Hellaton: seems to wince at that last one.

Fellby: Now, now. It depends on your view of sex.

Barchar: "Getting payed to do it is pretty low no matter how you look at it."

Hellaton: Ccall me whwhen the topic changes.

Barchar: "Though I suppose some like it. Clearly, or you wouldn't have started the business."

Hellaton: exits the bar, through the front door.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Sorry H- Ohh, now I feel bad."

Fellby: Really? I think it's even more pathetic when you have to pay for it.

Barchar: "It's fine, Asriel."

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll apologize later."

Hellaton: goes out of earshot from the bar's conversation. You could yell and he'd hear it, though.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Unless were gonna stop talking of this."

Fellby: nods. "Alright."

Barchar: "I'm fine with that." she says, shrugging.

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up, walking out the front door."

: -*

Hellaton: is just sitting in a snowless patch.

Fellby: Besides. There's some things even I won't do.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks over, sitting next to him.-

Hellaton: turns to Asriel.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry about that."

Hellaton: ...It's... yyyyyyyou didnnn't knknow.

Hellaton: I foforgive you.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should be more careful anyways... Jukon doesn't like that stuff, either."

Hellaton: Yyyeah.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I won't mention it again. Also, we're done talking about it."

Barchar: (Hellaton: *turns to barchar* "Yyyyyou, though" )

Hellaton: ...Iiit's. Nnnnnot a cocomfortable topic. Ththanks.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up, waiting for Hellaton.-

Hellaton: stands up, water dripping down the backs of his legs. There [i]was[/i] snow there, he's just warm.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He holds the door open for him.-

Hellaton: enters. "Ththanks..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods, going back to his drink.-

Hellaton: just sits at the bar, a few seats away from Fellby.

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Hellaton: ((ayy

: A [Montra] is now A [].

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Fellby: goes back to his drink, rubbing a bit of it between his fingers.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's drinking a fair bit, but he isn't drinking too much.-

Barchar: is drinking tea or something

Hellaton: isn't drinking.

: A [] is now A [Obscurity].

Barchar: realizes she's probably fired by now, what with her huge break from work

Barchar: shit

Grillby: - You're damn right you are miss-

Hellaton: Mostly because he hasn't had the best experiences with food or drink, but.

Grillby: - where the fuck were you when the vampire was blowing up the sun-

Barchar: look she knew you'd be fine

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He finishes drinking, not drinking anymore, cause he's a responsible person.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -ish-

Barchar: I guess

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Barchar: damn me and my character who should logically be trying to help with this shit

Barchar: will probably look for some other line of work, I guess. I mean she does kinda need to get money at some point.

Grillby: -everyone's pretty much dead tho-

Frisk: * ad is not responsible

Frisk: * at all

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits on the couch.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -SHhhsh

Barchar: can go to other dimensions now

: ★ Renegade Chara: * "I would rather eat vomit cake."

Barchar: don't gotta stay here no more

Grillby: -fair point-

Barchar: "You must really like vomit cake if you seem to prefer it to so much."

Harry: ((I'd rather eat Hagrid cake.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think it's more of a catch phrase."

Alice: ((fuck you

Hellaton: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Not a great one, but one none the less."

Obscurity: (( "prefer it to so" ))

Fellby: watches them, curious.

Hellaton: does too

Barchar: "I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Most of the time she's not even comparing anything."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hopes they aren't watching him cause he's literally sitting and that's it."

: -*

Barchar: "She just blurts it out."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I said it wasn't a great one."

Fellby: accidentally dips his finger in his drink. You'd think a bartender would be more careful.

Hellaton: ...

Barchar: her eyes widen, as she jumps up to get some water

Hellaton: sees this. "....Yyyyour drdrink."

Fellby: jumps back. "No no no I've got this!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up.-

Fellby: -The flame's relatively small anyway, and he quickly contains it.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits back down.-

Frisk: ((Fellby once attempted to throw a molotov at Scumster

Obscurity: A figure with an appearance very similar to [url=http://orig07.deviantart.net/a866/f/2008/233/8/e/v_for_vendetta_by_vendetta666.jpg]that guy from V for Vendetta[/url] enters, hopefully obscuring themself after entering at such a good time.

Barchar: pours out the beer Stein filled with water she was about to use, walking back out.

Frisk: ((It exploded in his face

Hellaton: ....

Barchar: looks at him. "Oh, God, look at this edgy motherfucker."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh wow."

Obscurity: (( >him ))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Barchar: (them her him whatever)

Fellby: ... Are you that person from that one movie?

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was that movie?"

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Fellby: It had that girl...

Smol Asriel: ((Ohai ad

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It had a V or something..."

Smol Asriel: ((Ohai flame

Barchar: "V for Vendetta."

Barchar: (hi)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."

Smol Asriel: is black now

Obscurity: The edgy AF figure looks at Fellby. "Uh, no, actually. I'm not from V for Vendetta." The figure's voice sounds a lot like...uh...well...Stephen Merchant's. And it's just now where I decide that Obscurity is a guy.

Smol Asriel: is also 60% smoller

Barchar: (that's racist)

Smol Asriel: is asleep on the couch

Hellaton: ...

Barchar: (also is her 60% smaller than he was as fabby or as smol asriel before)

Fellby: starts to raid the bowl of bar peanuts.

Fellby: Mmh, then why are you cosplaying?

: ((Holy shit is that the guy who voice acted wheatly?))

Hellaton: ((yes

: ((I love his voice))

Obscurity: Well, Obscurity sounds like Stephen Merchant. But a bit deeper.

Barchar: "...well that's an interesting combination."

Obscurity: "Cosplaying?"

Obscurity: "Oh, no, uh...I'm not."

Hellaton: decides to go over to Smazzy and check on him. He sits next to the smol gote, making sure he's okay.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...There is a ki- Okay, you got it that's good."

Hellaton: Yyeah.

Obscurity: (( Wikipedia gave me the dick

Fellby: ((is coolmath4kids still around

Obscurity: (( yeah

Smol Asriel: ((Smoller than smolriel

Fellby: ((IT IS

Barchar: "You could have fooled me, child. So, what's your story? Do you live in a fascist government, where the news and government control everything, and you're one of the sole rebels?"

: ((Yeah))

Hellaton: ((assuming he was 3'3" before, he's just under 2' tall now

Barchar: (damn he smol)

Obscurity: "No----what?----no."

Barchar: "Just checking."

Smol Asriel: ((Around 2 feet tall

Smol Asriel: ((And his ears are the same size

Obscurity: "I can't change what I'm wearing or I'll...sort of....die. Sucks."

Hellaton: ((yeah

Hellaton: ....

Smol Asriel: is asleep

Smol Asriel: did crash into a wall a while ago so

Obscurity: "I don't even know what my actual face looks like."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits on the other side of the Smol Asriel.-

Hellaton: gently pats Smolriel's head

Smol Asriel: purrs

Barchar: "...oh. Okay, then."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't interfere.-

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Smol Asriel: ((I may gtg soon

Barchar: "Do you actually care, because if I tried I could probably tell you. Probably."

Hellaton: smiles.

Hellaton: ((ok

Barchar: looks at smolriel

Smol Asriel: ((This is the intermission of a concert

Obscurity: "...Eh, it'd be good to know, I guess."

Bondertale: are gonna fucking get it next time they show up

Barchar: tries to get a pinpoint on what he looks like under all that shit

Hellaton: ((oh btw guys i wont be here saturday until super late, if at all

Fellby: ((okay

Obscurity: Turns out that Obscurity is an Asgore under this edgy shit. "...Get anything?"

Smol Asriel: is a black gote with white cheeks and three tails

Barchar: "Ah. Yes, indeed. How long have you been coming here?"

Obscurity: "I...uh...like, just now?"

Barchar: (gotesune?)

Obscurity: (( shit i have to go

Barchar: "Ah. Fair enough."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Different from how I remember him."

Hellaton: ((ok

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Fellby: sighs.

Barchar: "Yes, things have been rather...fluctuating for him."

Hellaton: ...

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Porr kid."

: Poor*

Fellby: squints at Smol Asriel. "Wait... do I know this kid?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe."

Smol Asriel: ((How long u gon b on bread

Hellaton: ...Mmmaybe.

: ((A While))

: ((Ithink))

Frisk: ((Fellby: It's that kid I lit on fire on New Year's day..))

Smol Asriel: ((👌

Barchar: "He tried to destroy the world because he was possessed."

Fellby: ... Doesn't ring a bell.

Barchar: "He was the...kind of adoptive son of a toriel who was soulbound to a frisk."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Onna [Onna].

Frisk: ((Also AD, Yazan needs you for like three of his plots))

Frisk: ((just sayin'

Fellby: Now that sounds familiar.

: ((Well))

Onna: ((Yeh lol

: ((Fuck))

Barchar: "He also was aged up and had a daughter named Asuka for a bit."

Frisk: ((Also Jukon's gonna have the baby soon

Onna: ((You almost got dumped

Fellby: Never heard of her.

Hellaton: ...

: (They are gonna have a shotgun wedding))

Onna: ((Should I make Asriel need some more drinks now or later?

: ((Like, it's what's gonna happen))

: ((Do it now, then I can roleplay drunk asriel dreemurr))

Onna: ((Not sure how much time i have now so

Onna: ((Send her home soon

Onna: enters the bar

Hellaton: waves.

Onna: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, You alright, Darling?"

Onna: has gray hands

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Onna: "I'm.. the same"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks over.-

Fellby: glances at her. "Now she seems familiar."

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Barchar: ("who are you?" "Well, I am the exact same." )

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Onna: has dusty hands, rip some random froggit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What's that on your hands?"

Onna: "Dust."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of what?"

Fellby: -It dawns on Fellby what kind of dust that is.-

Onna: "I don't know why, it should be glass"

Onna: ((May gtg very soon

Asriel_Dreemurr: -o shit

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Hellaton: ....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Woah, woah, who did you kill?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Concerned, currently.p

Onna: "Huh..? Some frog.."

: -*

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Obscurity: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can't... Loos, never do that again, okey?"

: look*

Fellby: ((*loox

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Barchar: "...oohhh nooo"

Onna: "Ok.."

Fellby: shakes his head.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can't hurt people..."

Onna: "But.. I felt something that time.."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that's what I'm worried about."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "God, I knew this would happen..."

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Onna: "I'm going to go back home.."

Onna: "I just wanted to see where you were.."

Hellaton: .......

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."/as "Onna\\

: ((THE FUCK))

Onna: ((Wow ok

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, please don't do that, okay?"

Onna: "..."

Onna: "Ok.."

Barchar: "...jesus..." she mutters. She sees if she can't get a handle on Onna's current LV

Onna: 12

Onna: has killed quite a few frogs

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Look, I don't want to have you get arrested, or worse..."

Onna: plus a decent amount of people as shade so

Barchar: "Holy shi-" she says, eyes wide.

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Barchar: I mean her lv is WAY HIGHER but she knows full well that the average person's number is in the single digits

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He has an absurd amount of LV, but that's usual for Asriels, I assume.-

Fellby: 's LV is higher than he'd like it to be.

Hellaton: 's LV is... pretty high, considering his nature.

Barchar: is at, like, 255 lv. Seriously.

Hywel: -He may not be here but he has a fair bit of LV.-

Hellaton: it's still lower than Metta's by a lot.

Barchar: if lv represents desensitization to violence she has a LOT OF IT

Gaster: -He's at somewhere in his thousands.-

Barchar: okay let's go with average non-bar patron

Bondertale: frisk is at 6, still. So that's alright.

Bondertale: toriel is probably at, like, 12 though

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lets her go, reluctantly.-

Mk: is also pretty high.

: ((Oh damn))

: ((Has MK been doing the marryjuwanna))

Fellby: ((mk now stands for monster kush

Mk: no, drugs are bad

MettatonSEX: -is at somewhere probably just above or just below Gaster. They're probably 1 LV apart.-

Frisk: * monster krack

: ((Not always))

: ((Ibuprofen is good, in most cases))

Fresh: trust me if mk was getting high he'd be havin' some issues

Fresh: dang 'ol psa skeleton/parasite

Hyper: * lol he probably has over a trillion LV

Fresh: it'd be like sonic sez all up in this bitch

Frisky: * i have 0 LV

Karamatsu: -He's at a steady 7. He doesn't intend to raise that, or tell you why it's at that level.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Oh and guess who's drinking now.-

Fellby: ((AD: CONFOUND YOU, ONNA! YOU DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

Hellaton: probably has a LV in the 30s

Frisky: * actually i have like 2 LV from helping everybody kill Ultima

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Oh and he's taking shots.-

Fellby: has an LV in the low teens.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Oh boy-

Grillby: - He sneaks a shot occasionally.-

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Barchar: (basically the bit from the Dover boys)

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Frisk: ((Grillby: these shots keep me motivated to keep on cleaning shit))

MB!SwapMuffet: that fight with its scumster alone boosted her lv up to 10 from 7

MageVaati: (i have a level similar to mettaton's. i am full of hate)

Frisk: ((Grillby: don't get me started about the damn roof

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slams his head into the bar, with an amusing thud, knocking over a shotglass, that was empty.-

Frisk: ((i haven't killed anybodu

Frisk: ((anybody*

Frisk: ((fucking hell

Frisk: ((i'm tired today

Frisk: ((anyways

Grillby: - He sighs. "Can someone help him home?"-

Frisk: ((i haven't killed anybody

Frisk: ((..except for Ultima))

Barchar: "...Uh, for the record? She has 12."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm awake..."

Barchar: "I don't think you can see."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He isn't lifting his head up.-

Hellaton: ((i mean i barely see him as a person so

Frisk: ((mv we should start a kill ultima club))

Hellaton: ((oh totally

Barchar: (...uhhh)

Hellaton: ((i was kidding around

Barchar: (geez I know he's a dick but doesn't that seen a little far?)

Frisk: ((everybody would join it

Barchar: (fair enough I guess)

DamnDude: (( I look back for a moment, and I already kinda wanna go back to working on the Unitale thing ))

Hellaton: ((i dont think that way irl

Frisk: ((we're all joking

Frisk: ((we hate ultima but

Frisk: ((we wouldn't go that fat

Frisk: ((far*

Hellaton: ((i mean i wanna kick his ass

Hellaton: ((but

Barchar: (im just saying, barely even thinking of him as a person is just)

Hellaton: ....

Barchar: (how boy)

Fellby: ((by the way, gaster's lv was significant

Fellby: ((to my upcoming arc

Hellaton: ((i know. what i REALLY meant was that i hate him with a lot of passion, and the way i worded it was not the best

Hellaton: ((ooh

Frisk: ((ooh

Fellby: ((if you remember, he's got a lot of shit in his past

Barchar: (I very much do)

Fellby: ((and a lot of it's gonna start stinking when everyone's ready

Barchar: (like how he used to be a bad'un I think even in rp)

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He groans, and stumbles over the the couch, falling down into a lying position.-

Hellaton: picks him up.

: ((Fellby: Here my chance to hire him!))

Hellaton: ((no

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Grillby: "...... Can someone get him a glass of water?"

Hellaton: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "....."

Frisk: * She's still coloring some sort of drawing.

Fellby: ((Fellby thinks that sort of thing's too low for him. Especially since he's gotten rid of Scumster.

Frisk: * Holy fucking shit.

Hellaton: doesn't want to drop him

Frisk: * She's literally been drawing all fucking day.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hi..."

Hellaton: ...Hhhi.

Barchar: (if fellby tried barchar would probably be very upset)

Barchar: (no clever graphic threat nothing comes to mind)

Hellaton: C-cccan someone plplease get hihim water?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I'm fine..."

Hellaton: ((hella woukd punch fellby no questions asked

Fellby: glances around. "Well I can't do it!"

Hellaton: Nnnot talking toto you.

Barchar: goes to get it.

Erron: ((Back... Made a battle sprite for [url=http://i.imgur.com/xkSHUPw.png]Erron.[/url]))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh wait who?"

Fellby: ((the water's to help with the eventual hangover

Hellaton: ((thats pretty good, but the arms seem to be too far from the body

Erron: ((Really? I'll fix it soon

Barchar: comes back with it.

Fellby: ((i just thought of a dumb joke

Hellaton: ((if thats a jacket, i suggest making the hips and chest a bit wider

Fellby: ((someone asks erron the time

Erron: ((IT'S HIGH NOON

Fellby: ((he replies "It's HIIIIIGH NOO- YUP

Erron: ((And then he fucking shoots everyone.

Hellaton: is holding AD up.

Frisk: ((How do you stop a clown from smiling?))

Barchar: (I agree with mv. Body could also be shorter. )

Fellby: (('gdi i'm never asking you again'

Hellaton: ((kill his family

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Erron: ((I'll fix it later...

Barchar: (its low midnight)

Frisk: ((You shoot him in the face.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just kinda.. Stays there.-

Barchar: (Barchar is like)

Hellaton: ((ok, just giving suggestions

Barchar: ('nerf this')

Hellaton: ...

Frisk: ((What's brown and is very bad for your dental health?))

Hellaton: ((a rock

Frisk: ((A baseball bat.))

Hellaton: ((PURIFY

: ((Frisky thereare a lot of answers to that))

Frisk: ((PURIFY

Frisk: ((fuck you AD))

Fellby: ((PURIFY

: ((What if the bat is aluminum))

Erron: wakes up, his head was on the bar... "HUGNGH!?"

Barchar: (I'd say bats are tan more than brown)

Fellby: ((well then it's worse

Frisk: ((i'm talking about a wooden bat))

Hellaton: gives AD the water

Frisk: ((fuck you))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He drinks it.-

Frisk: * Is she seriously still coloring in a drawing she worked on for hours? Huh, she still is.

Fellby: leans over to see what Frisk is drawing.

Barchar: already knows cause she's a fuckin cheater

Frisk: ((Fellby sees a bunch of detailed dicks))

Frisk: ((lolno

Hellaton: sets AD gently on the couch.

Erron: ... -looks around and sees more people in the bar- How long was I out?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lies down.-

Hellaton: ...

Hellaton: shrugs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Thanks, Hellaton...?"

Hellaton: Yyeah.

Frisk: * Fellby sees a [i]very detailed[/i] drawing, mind you, of a blue butterfly flying around in some sort of forest. The shading is top notch, too.

Barchar: (Fellby: "can I have you")

Frisk: * She looks up at Fellby. "Hi."

Fellby: ... Nice.

Barchar: (HIRE() )

Fellby: ((SHE'S UNDER AGE

Frisk: "Thanks!"

Barchar: (HIRE I MEANT HIRE)

Hellaton: Iiit's me.

Barchar: (SHIIIIIIT)

Fellby: ((HE DOESN'T FUCK LITTLE KIDS

Frisk: ((^

Barchar: (THAT ALREADY KINDA CREEPY JOKE GOT EVEN WORSE)

Barchar: (FUCKING TYPOS)

Hellaton: (("she looks like shes 13 but shes really an adult so its ok" -a nowifucker

Barchar: (AND I REALIZE THAT WAS BAS WORDING BUT DAMMIT)

Frisk: ((should frisk go back to normal saturday or sunday

Frisk: ((or monday

Fellby: ((up to you

Frisk: ((i can't decide

Hellaton: ((sunday bc i wont b here saturday probably until very late

Frisk: ((ok))

Frisk: ((sunday it is))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just... Lies there for now.-

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Hellaton: ((if there are side effects at all, i want to have one or both robutts here to try to help

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Frisk: ((alrighty

Frisk: ((Frisk: My friend told me my clothes looked gay

Frisk: ((Frisk: I was like

Barchar: (I think they're more rohips or rolegs)

Frisk: ((Frisk: "Dude, don't be a dick, they just came out of the closet"

Barchar: (though I guess we haven't seen mettaton's ass in ex form have we)

Hellaton: ((side effects in science are a favorite fiction trope of mine

Hellaton: ((.......i swear to god flame omg

Hellaton: ((...i think we do, when he sticks one legy to the side

Hellaton: ((like in the game

Hellaton: ((he has a nice round butt

Barchar: (what what did I do)

Frisk: ((hey let's get behind them

Frisk: ((and look at their asses

Hellaton: ((omg that joke tho

Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: (yeah I was proud of that)

Hellaton: (("rohips or rolegs" also your joke frisky

Frisk: ((cool

Barchar: (I mean if you're gonna spell rob't like that)

Hellaton: ((please dont stare at hellas ass

Barchar: (you're setting yourself up for it tbh)

Hellaton: ((true

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits up.-

: ((Fuck))

Hellaton: ...Aaare yoyou okay?

Fellby: stretches and makes a weird crackling noise.

: ((I've just realized an issue with my character command))

Hellaton: jolts a bit

: ((/as is really easy to mess up))

Frisk: * She eventually finishes thE FUCKING DRAWING

: ((To /ass))

Frisk: * She stares at it.

Hellaton: ((assriel dreemurr

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I... I don't know..."

Hellaton: ...Oh...

Hellaton: D-do yoyou need anyththing?

Frisk: ((i was just thinking about side effects that frisk could have and i just came up with the perfect one))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...No, I think I'll live..."

Barchar: (10)

Frisk: ((10/10

Erron: starts spinning his revolvers again.

Hellaton: Oh...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've been drunk before..."

Hellaton: ((ooh boy

Barchar: "Hey erron."

Barchar: "Can you tell me the time?"

Frisk: ((it isn't a third arm or anything like that though))

Barchar: (im sorry I had to)

Frisk: ((just something really, really ironic

Hellaton: ((oh boy

Erron: stops spinning and looks to Barchar... "It's..." He looks at his watch...

: ((Erron: time fOR YOU TO GET A WATCH))

Barchar: it's like 9:23

Barchar: doesn't need a watch.

Barchar: alternative joke:

: ((Fuck))

Hellaton: bitch it's 10:01

Barchar: an OVERWATCH

Erron: -His watch only has one thing on it... "High Noon"- I shouldn't have bought that Overwatch brand watch...

: ((FUck))

Frisk: * bitch it's 9:01

Erron: (BARCHAR WHY

Barchar: bitch it's 9:01

Hellaton: only est matters

Erron: ((IT'S 7:02

Frisk: * only central matters

Barchar: (BECAUSE I'M THE PUN MASTER)

Fellby: pulls out a pocketwatch. "Time for you to buy a watch."

Frisk: * She eventually puts the drawing away.

Hellaton: ...

Hellaton: 10:02.

Frisk: "In my timeline, it would be 9:02."

Barchar: "...it was just a setup for a joke."

Frisk: "Ah well."

Barchar: "I know the time."

Hellaton: Oh.

Frisk: "Oh."

Fellby: -at least he completed it-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You're... What was the joke?"

Barchar: "I see literally all functioning clocks. Which, I guess isn't much now, but still."

Erron: Wait what jo-- *sudden realization* OH FUCK! I MISSED IT!

Barchar: "It's okay. It wasn't that funny."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks genuinely confused.-

Harry: ((I'LL SET YOUR FOCKIN' BEARD ON FIRE

Alice: ((I DON'T HAVE ONE IDIOT

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Barchar: "Hey, erron. Why shouldn't you use food coloring on Greek food?"

Fellby: ((WELL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GROW ONE

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Alice: ((I'M A PROFESSIONAL))

Hellaton: ...

Alice: (([I]WOMAN[/I]

Erron: ... why?

Barchar: "Because gyros never dye."

Hellaton: ....

Erron: *slow clap*

Fellby: snorts.

Frisk: "Bah dum pshhhhhhh."

Barchar: (I'm so proud of this joke)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "God, you're the worst Chara..."

Hellaton: groans and rolls all his eyes

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Now I know why the humans hated you..."

Barchar: she looks at ad, her eyes wide.

Hellaton: Each one is one second off.

Barchar: "...oh. Sorry."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's drunk.-

Hellaton: Thhhhhat wawas terrible, but internally, I'm on the flooooor laughing.

Fellby: Oh, what did Pharah say when she saw the old man from Courage the Cowardly dog falling out of a plane?

Frisk: * She looks to AD. "Hey, at least you don't poke up blankets anymore."

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Frisk: * She gives a thumbs up.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...The hell are you talking about?"

Hellaton: ((hi darling!

Alphys: (hi darling!!)

Frisk: * She chuckles.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That sounds like an innuendo."

Frisk: "You wouldn't get it."

Hellaton: ...

Alphys: (my phone's gonna run out of data any minute now heh)

Frisk: ((oh no

Fellby: ((rip

Frisk: ((get new data

Hellaton: ((darling please

Erron: is jealous towards AD... Because he can't get drunk anymore.

Barchar: smirks a little. "Okay, normally I don't like puns."

Alphys: (the wifi's still out at my house)

Barchar: "But that's pretty alright, Grillby."

Hellaton: ((o no

Fellby: didn't finish the joke.

Frisk: "Also, you don't say fuckwords too often anymore."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck you yes I fucking do."

Barchar: come on its pretty obvious

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Just not near my kid..."

Hellaton: no it isnt

Fellby: "Eustace rains from above."

Hellaton: ...

Erron: ...Grillbz that was a stretch.

Fellby: chuckles. "That one's not mine. Some guy came in and tried to seduce me with overwatch puns."

Barchar: "...puns about grisly plane falls?"

Barchar: "Hot?"

Hellaton: Oh.

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm gonna leave if you guys keep making shit-tier jokes."

Fellby: Not at all.

Erron: genuinely wonders... Shit was that me?

Hellaton: ...

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Fellby: glances at Hellaton. "Sorry. I'll pick a tamer story."

Barchar: "I mean, it's not even sexual. That's just strange."

Frisk: "My jokes aren't shit-tier."

Hellaton: No, Ii jujust didn't find ththat funny.

Frisk: "They're [i]pun[/i]derful."

Fellby: Some visitors are just wierd.

Hellaton: ...

Frisk: ".. That wasn't funny."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up.-

Fellby: I didn't think it was so funny, either.

Hellaton: It was pun of ththe worrrrse ones.

Frisk: "Yep."

Fellby: I- oh my god.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hate you all."

Frisk: "Thanks."

Frisk: (( girl frisk x omega flowey

Frisk: (( http://m.imgur.com/XaNq036

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He begins walking, keeping steady enought.-

: ((Beautiful))

: ((10/10))

Hellaton: Anywawaway, Victor Ffffrankenstein entered a bodybuilllllding competition and fofound that he sssseverely mimisunderstoood the objejective.

Fellby: giggles.

Hellaton: smiles.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He leaves, grumbling after that other joke.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's taking a nap.-

Hellaton: pulls his hair back into a ponytail, because it's cute.

Frisk: (("My final last words when skipping through the last part of it: "i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared 'i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared help me help me help me i'm dying""

Frisk: (( https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11633535/1/Nancy-X-Frisk-Snow-Fort-Succubus

Hellaton: Sssso pepeople tell me Iii'm pretty hahandy.

Fellby: nods. "I can see why."

Hywel: -He walks in, with his stuff.-

Hellaton: Eeeeye do too.

Hellaton: winks, because eye joke

Fellby: Well, we're both four-eyed.

Fellby: adjusts his glasses.

Hywel: "..."

MB!SwapMuffet: and she's five-eyed

Frisk: (( [4:43:34 PM] ((What is inside Asriel's head though, seriously? xD)) [4:43:46 PM] ((Stuff) [4:43:49 PM] Just be truthful child. [4:43:49 PM] Asriel....do you like the feeling of your sins crawling up your back? [4:43:50 PM] ((This must be what happens when Asriel discovers /r/undertail [4:43:51 PM] ((sin [4:43:54 PM] ((and things))

Hellaton: ....

Frisk: (( [4:45:41 PM] * Asriel_Dreemurr comes under the blanket with frisk [4:45:53 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [4:45:53 PM] * Asriel_Dreemurr realized thats kinda creepy in thius situation

: ((How do you manage to overuse an inside joke))

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Frisk: ((The last time I said anything about this was like five weeks ago

Frisk: ((you fuck

: ((That doesn't mean it isn't over used))

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Frisk: (( [4:49:18 PM] ((never say poked up under the blanket)) [4:49:24 PM] Taking advantage of this situation. [4:49:29 PM] ((LMAOO))

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Hywel: -He sits, Lying his stuff next to him on the couch.-

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Fellby: sighs. "I miss pun-based humor sometimes."

Barchar: "U don't. They get old fast."

Frisk: (([4:53:29 PM] * Gaster goes to get Frisk some ice cream to make him feel better.

Hellaton: Iiii rararely ge--no, ggot to smiiile, so pupun sessssions are ninice .

Fellby: "Reminds me of when I was a kid."

Hellaton: Mmh...

Hellaton: ......

Frisk: (( [4:53:33 PM] *her

Hellaton: wishes he coukd say the same

Barchar: "...yeah. I probably liked that back then."

Barchar: "Maye

Hywel: -He takes a deep breath, looking like he is in relief.-

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: ((brb))

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Hellaton: sighs. It's distorted.

Frisk: (( [5:29:08 PM] * Core_Frisk gives Frisk a massage. Beacuse they can.

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Frisk: ((and then

Frisk: (( [5:29:03 PM] HE WANTS THE BEES

Frisk: (( [5:29:25 PM] * Frissk was more comfortable with the situation. [5:29:41 PM] * Gaster melts into the shadows, trying to avoid the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Fellby: ((oh yeah gaster could do that lmao

Barchar: (not the bees)

Hellaton: ((probably not now

Barchar: "..." she takes a sip of her tea.

Fellby: ((no

Fellby: sighs, downing another drink.

Hellaton: ...

Hellaton: wait has fellby ever seen hella with more than 2/3 of a face

Frisk: (( [5:44:55 PM] * Gaster clears his throat, then declares that the "blanket incident" never happened.

Frisk: (( [5:45:24 PM] What Happens in Grilby's, stays in Grilby's

Hellaton: adjusts his ponytail.

Barchar: REMEMBERS IT ALL

Frisk: (( [5:39:18 PM] if you could reset in real life, would you?

Frisk: (( [5:39:36 PM] ((Yes, to be honest))

Frisk: ((wow edgy

Frisk: ((i would of reset real life back then

Barchar: (I mean depends on where I reset it to)

DamnDude: (( Would it even work like that? ))

Barchar: (and if I can SAVE)

Erron: ((Is it a true reset? or is it from a save point?

Hellaton: ((ngl i would have reset before november 14

Frisk: ((yeah

Frisk: (( [5:40:39 PM] ((Stop with the blanket stuff, okay?

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Frisk: ((Chime, voice of reason since 2016

Fellby: ((oh right i remebered i had to tell ultima off for driving the blanket joke into the ground

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Hellaton: ((not fully bc of this group but bc of my gf, who needs to stop wasting her fucking data

Frisk: ((2015*

Alphys: (i'll never stop wasting my data)

Frisk: ((mv would reset to when their gf got their data so they are like "STOP WASTING YOUR FUCKING DATA"

Frisk: ((it would be futile

Hellaton: ((p much

Erron: ...

Fellby: yawns a little.

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Hellaton: plays with the one strand of hair that isn't tied back.

Fellby: is a little bored. He burns a neat hole in a napkin.

Alphys: (well i'm not wasting my data, cause i'm using to talk to my love that's not a waste)

Erron: spins dem revolvers boi

Hellaton: ((darling

Hellaton: ((darling pls

Hellaton: ((also im probably not gonna be here until super late saturday

Frisk: ((magejastii))

Hellaton: ((yep pretty much

Fellby: ((the one true cau otp

Hellaton: ((:D

Frisk: ((it's just as good as Gaston

Hellaton: ((im gonna say this now, whenever jas and i are in a voice call and (hella)gaston is being gay we say that wed do the gay mushy shit to each other

Alphys: (that's gay)

Hellaton: ((yes

Hellaton: ((because there are no heteros in either relationship

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Frisk: ((bwaaah bwaaaaah bwaaaaah

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Hellaton: ((ayy

Frisk: ((what's new pussy gaston

Onna: ((Ayy

Frisk: ((hi

Onna: ((Bitchin concert

Fellby: has burned a smiley face into his napkin.

Hellaton: ....Nnice.

Fellby: Thank you.

Hellaton: ((nice

Frisk: "Cool."

Hellaton: has all four eyes visible, with faceplate. thanks good alphys(the one rped by jas)

Frisk: ((jalphys

Alphys: (does he still have his faceplate? i thought he got a new form)

Hellaton: ((the head stayed the stame

Alphys: (o

Hellaton: ((bc its too connected to his axial body

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Fellby: starts to sketch with his pinky.

Frisk: ((Fellby grabs a cigarrete

Frisk: ((He lights the whole thing on fire

Frisk: ((Fellby: ..shit

Fellby: ((no he smokes "backwards"

Fellby: ((as in he holds the lit end in his mouth

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Hellaton: ((noice

Hellaton: ((were calling you jalphys now

Frisk: ((yep

Hellaton: ((ja(lphy)s

Frisk: ((thank me for that

Alphys: (thats my new name i love it)

Hellaton: ((ouo

Frisk: ((OuO

Alphys: (OUO

Frisk: ((0U0

Hellaton: (([i]OUO[/i]

Alphys: ( O U O )

MageVaati: (( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°))

Frisk: (([u]O U O[/u]

DamnDude: (( http://prntscr.com/b8x92j This is what I've been working on while I was lurking ))

DamnDude: (( Also I'm confused with what I walked back into. ))

Hellaton: ((nice

Hellaton: ((scroll up you absolute tit

Frisk: ((nice

DamnDude: (( No I read it, I'm still confused though ))

Frisk: *  [color=#FF0000]Y[/color][color=#FF1B00]O[/color][color=#FF3700]U[/color] [color=#FF6F00]C[/color][color=#FF8B00]H[/color][color=#FFA600]E[/color][color=#FFC200]E[/color][color=#FFDE00]K[/color][color=#FFFA00]Y[/color] [color=#CBFF00]A[/color][color=#B0FF00]S[/color][color=#94FF00]S[/color] [color=#5CFF00]B[/color][color=#40FF00]I[/color][color=#25FF00]T[/color][color=#09FF00]C[/color][color=#00FF12]H[/color] [color=#00FF4A]G[/color][color=#00FF66]O[/color] [color=#00FF9D]E[/color][color=#00FFB9]A[/color][color=#00FFD5]T[/color] [color=#00F1FF]S[/color][color=#00D5FF]O[/color][color=#00B9FF]M[/color][color=#009DFF]E[/color] [color=#0065FF]S[/color][color=#004AFF]U[/color][color=#002EFF]N[/color][color=#0012FF]S[/color][color=#0900FF]H[/color][color=#2500FF]I[/color][color=#4000FF]N[/color][color=#5C00FF]E[/color] [color=#9400FF]Y[/color][color=#B000FF]O[/color][color=#CC00FF]U[/color] [color=#FF00FA]C[/color][color=#FF00DE]O[/color][color=#FF00C2]C[/color][color=#FF00A6]K[/color][color=#FF008B]W[/color][color=#FF006F]H[/color][color=#FF0053]O[/color][color=#FF0037]R[/color][color=#FF001B]E[/color]

DamnDude: (( [u] NO[/u] ))

Hellaton: moves to a barstool and sits

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Fellby: starts to hum to himself.

Hellaton: ...

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Hellaton: sighs. Still distorted.

Hellaton: ((darling did u use all ur data u butt

Hellaton: ((nvm

Alphys: (not yet, surprisingly)

Hellaton: ((wow

Frisk: ((the jalphys spirit is keeping her alive

Hellaton: traces the seam of his faceplate. He whirrs a bit.

Fellby: looks up. "Hey, you got that fixed."

Hellaton: Oh, y-yyeah...

Fellby: looks a little closer. "Wait, you've got an entirely new chassis! That's... wow."

Hellaton: smiles a bit.

Hellaton: Y-yyeah...

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Hellaton: You knnnow ththat Gaster who hehelped us? Hhe mamade the body, a-aaand a kikind Alphys came iiin and... s-shhhe made a fafaceplate to finish my fface.

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Fellby: smiles. "I knew you were in good hands somewhere. I felt it."

Hellaton: smiles wider.

Frisk: ((Hella: Yyyou're acting jjjust like Mufasa..))

Frisk: ((Hella: Wwwwe all know where tthis is goinggg.))

Hellaton: ((HELLA HASNT SEEN THE LION KING YOU CLENCHED ANUS

Fellby: ((fellby: *promptly gets trampled by wildabeests*

Frisk: ((Scumster pushed him in

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Frisk: ((ALSO MOCKINGS DON'T HAVE TO BE CANON YOU ANUSY ANUS

Fellby: ((scumster: long live the king

Hellaton: ((hella: nnnnot yyyou.

Hellaton: ((hi

Moose: ((ok so I thought of the 10/10 twist to bring B back

Moose: ((he was a hydra agent all along

Frisk: ((Glamor is Simba

Hellaton: ((no

Frisk: ((omf

Hellaton: ((omfg

Alphys: (why)

Hellaton: ((dont even start with that bullshit

Moose: ((you didn't even see it coming did you

Moose: ((GOTCHA

Fellby: ((b was a literal hydra all along

Moose: ((you've been had

Hellaton: ((thats a far better twist

Frisk: ((GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK))

Moose: ((I need a realistic name right now

Hellaton: ((naomi

Moose: ((that's exotic as fuck

Frisk: (( http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E3pfPaoHteY

Frisk: ((sora

Frisk: ((riku

Frisk: ((kairi

Hellaton: ((derrick

Hellaton: ((cynthia

Frisk: ((ed

Frisk: ((edd

Frisk: ((eddy

Moose: ((shit you're all more creative than me

Alphys: (dick

Hellaton: ((dude im pawning off drag queens

Frisk: ((booby

Moose: ((srsly

Hellaton: ((the only original one was dick

Hellaton: ((yes

Moose: ((well

Alphys: (tiddy)

Fellby: ((Jacob

Frisk: ((i would say david but nobody disrespects the bowie

Hellaton: ((christopher

Frisk: ((bobby

Hellaton: ((brian

Frisk: ((jackson

Hellaton: ((robbie

Frisk: ((lawson

Frisk: ((katie

Frisk: ((behr

Hellaton: ((kim

Frisk: ((glenn

Moose: ((well I'm going with a different name sorry

Hellaton: ((ok

Frisk: ((FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKANUS

Frisk: ((MY NAMES ARE

Frisk: ((BEAUTIFUL

Moose: ((wait say that one again

Frisk: ((AND YOU THROW THEM AWAY

Frisk: ((what

Moose: (("FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKANUS?"

Moose: ((I love it

Frisk: ((FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKANUS

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Frisk: ((HAH.))

FYITF: ((Nah

Erron: ...

Fellby: ((it's like slarv's shipping police officer named "fuck"

Hellaton: ((and shit the lawyer

Hellaton: Yyou know, eeeeveven though you didnnn't talk to me mumuch for... sevvven years... afttter wewe destroyyed [i]him[/i] you've been really kikind to me. Thhhanks.

FYITF: ((can you try for an old man name?

Frisk: ((yes

Hellaton: ((clinton

Frisk: ((the fashion police

Hellaton: ((eugene

Frisk: ((al capone

Fellby: nods. "Well, why would I treat you like shit? I used to have a client kind of like him."

Fellby: ((rose

Fellby: ((wait you said old man uh

Fellby: ((Leslie

FYITF: (("Old man" "rose"

Frisk: ((gypsy

Alphys: (rose)

Hellaton: (([s]gaster[/s]

Frisk: ((hellaton

Hellaton: ((dick

FYITF: ((is this some boy named Sue shit going on 'ere?))

Hellaton: ((...ok

Alphys: (duck

Alphys: (*dick

Hellaton: ((i mean gaster refers to himself as old so

Frisk: ((shit*

Hellaton: ((donald

Frisk: ((swan

Hellaton: ((...actually no not that one

Alphys: (trump

Frisk: ((homicide

FYITF: ((that name really bumps my trump

Fellby: ((WHO NAMES THEIR KID HOMICIDE

Frisk: ((me

Frisk: ((jk

Frisk: ((KEN

Hellaton: ((legs

Frisk: ((M

FYITF: ((welp

Alphys: (barbie

Fellby: ((Scott?

Erron: ((GEOFFREY

Frisk: ((Toby?

Fellby: ((richard

Frisk: ((Hussie?

Hellaton: ((willia,

Hellaton: ((willam

Erron: ((what are we doing?

Hellaton: ((*william

FYITF: ((Going with Richard

FYITF: ((last name though hmm

Erron: ((oh

Hellaton: ((inmyass

Frisk: ((last name is Specht

Erron: ((Cory

Frisk: ((Richard Speccy

Frisk: ((Richard Speccy Cunt

Erron: ((Richard Cory... [sub]in the house[/sub]

FYITF: ((I know a guy named Richard Heart

Frisk: ((Richard Wanker

FYITF: ((dickheart

Hellaton: ((harding

Fellby: takes out a cigarette and puts the non-filter end in his mouth.

Erron: ((Richard Dickinson

Frisk: ((Richard Handcock

Hellaton: ((dickinson is a really weird last name. dick in son

FYITF: ((that's actually fuckin' clever fell by

Hellaton: ((cox

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FYITF: ((*fellby

Fellby: ((Yup, he smokes backwards.

Erron: ((RICHARD COX OH MY GOD MV YOU GENIUS

Hellaton: ...

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FYITF: ((This should be more serious

Hellaton: ((THATS A REAL NAME

Erron: ((OHMYGOD

FYITF: ((Richard Assman?

FYITF: ((RICHARD GAYLORD

Hellaton: ...Thhhanks, fofor not being lllike a lot of othhhers in my lilife.

Frisk: ((yes

Fellby: Hey, it's no problem.

Hellaton: ((ENCIDER

Erron: ((YES

Hellaton: ((dick encider

Fellby: ((there's a city in michigan caled "gaylord"

Erron: ((Richard Rubber...

Erron: ((Just... pls

Hellaton: ((heh

Hellaton: ((richard b. tweenercheeks

FYITF: ((Some guy got banned from Xbox Live from listing his city as Gaylord))

Erron: ((oh my god

FYITF: ((even though it's a real place

Hellaton: ((oh my god

Frisk: (( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_K._Gaylord

Hellaton: ((mann

Hellaton: ((just. dickmann

FYITF: ((I googled "last names" and the first thing on google was "last names for girls"))

Hellaton: It jjjujust seems that, until llllast momonth, the only person kkkkkind to me wawas... ...........................

FYITF: ((ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Erron: ((TIGHTEN YOUR BUCKLES CAUSE HERE COMES KNUCKLES))

Hellaton: Wawait, nobody wawas nice to me gegenuinely until last month.

FYITF: ((like am I the only one who sees a problem here?

Hellaton: ((smalls

Hellaton: ((oh, i know

Hellaton: ((like, what the fuck

Fellby: ... Do you want a hug?

FYITF: ((Are they... stupid?

Erron: ((Since when did last names stop being for all genders?

Hellaton: ...I mean, Ii'm not opposed.

Fellby: opens his arms.

Hellaton: ((everythings gotta be gendered and i feel mildly sick

Hellaton: hugs Fellby.

FYITF: ((well no you're missing the point

Fellby: hugs back, squeezing tightly

FYITF: ((are you aware of how people RECIEVE last names?

Hellaton: 's motions are a lot smoother than before the new body

Hellaton: ((exactly

FYITF: ((wow you would hate

Hellaton: ((like, the gendering is part of it, but what the fuckeroonie

FYITF: ((any other language ever

Hellaton: ((i took spanish and hated 95% of it

Hellaton: ((at least in japanese you dont give genders to objects

Hellaton: ((the only good parts of spanish were the way of remembering the word for pool(don't piscina pool) and when i left

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Hellaton: hugs Fellby close.

Fellby: pats Hellaton on the back.

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Hellaton: squeezes a bit, but not too much

Hellaton: Thhhanks. Seseriously.

FYITF: ((well francais est la merde

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Hellaton: ((tru

FYITF: ((Or le merde

Fellby: MMhh. No problem.

FYITF: ((I don't know which gender is shittier

Fellby: ((for some reason i am craving pasta salad

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Fellby: ((i normally despise pasta salad

Hellaton: ((idk either

Hellaton: whirrs a little.

FYITF: ((well in French shit is feminine

FYITF: ((tumblr would have a field day with that

Hellaton: ((so girls do poop

FYITF: ((lies

Erron: ((I'm listening to a remix of Natural Killer Cyborg from Mother 3, and it turned into Dr. Wily's Castle from Mega Man 2!

Frisk: ((MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN

Hellaton: ((cool cool

FYITF: ((NKC has always been Wily's Castle

Fellby: ((am grill, can confirm we poop

Frisk: ((-INSTANTLY GETS SHOT-

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FYITF: ((I don't believe you

Onna: ((AD

Onna: ((YOU

Onna: ((FRAUD

Hellaton: ((...ive been listening to "legs" for like two hours

FYITF: ((WHAT A BÂTARD!

Frisk: ((chime b wants pics

Frisk: ((send help

Onna: ((ohai b

Fellby: ((pics of what

Hellaton: ((legs legs whats on the menu legs legs whats on the menu legs legs whats on the menu ayyeah ayyeah legs

FYITF: ((uh

FYITF: ((I've already seen "pics"

Frisk: ((b doesn't believe that girls shit

Hellaton: ((someone take the music app away from me

Frisk: ((oh

Frisk: ((ok

FYITF: ((they're all photoshopped for the sake of perverted fetishes

Hellaton: ((you need a video

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FYITF: ((video editing exists, silly

Hellaton: ((like, use a gopro for a first person pov

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Fellby: ((i don't think i have cooked pasta in the house so i'll have to use lettuce if i want a salad

FYITF: ((I just need to start identifying as female so I can get into the bathrooms and witness it for myself and then ruin America or whatever))

FYITF: ((SATIRE^))

Hellaton: ((heh

Hellaton: ((i chuckled

FYITF: ((gotta put on the big red satire blinkers

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FYITF: ((Also I found a thing check it out

DamnDude: (( Oh hey B ))

Hellaton: ((oh no

FYITF: ((Nevermind can't copypasta for some reason

Hellaton: ((oh

Onna: ad is asleep on the couch

FYITF: ((I was going to send you a French translation of the Navy Seals [s]motto[/s] copypasta))

Onna: is looming over him

FYITF: ((Ok so I saw the best video on YouTube the other say

Onna: has a pillow

FYITF: ((*day

Onna: decides to go to the bar instead of killing dad

Fellby: ((brb gonna try to make salad without waking up everyone

FYITF: ((It's a guy talking over CoD gameplay about why trans people shouldn't choose bathrooms))

FYITF: ((also Obama

Onna: walks in, munching a human soul

Hellaton: ((ough

FYITF: ((The kicker? He has a million subs))

Onna: is dripping soul juice from her mouth

Hellaton: ((ough

Onna: ((Was it keemstar

FYITF: ((Nope

Onna: ((Leafy

FYITF: ((Some doucherino named "Drift0r"

Onna: ((No idea

Hellaton: leans his head on Fellby's shoulder, not seeing the soul eater

FYITF: ((In the recommended vids was another of his called "The Gay Agenda"

Erron: ((Wait, why does Onna wanna kill AD?

FYITF: ((I kek'd

Onna: call this motherfucker death the kid

Hellaton: ((...TSUNAIDA TAMASHII NO HIGA MUNE WO SASUNARA

Onna: takes another bite, sitting on the couch

FYITF: ((RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU

Erron: ((PLAY OF THE GAME

Onna: ((Weebs, all of you

Onna: the soul is very unhappy about this

Hellaton: ((you said death the kid

FYITF: ((what no

Hellaton: shut his eyes and didnt notice

Onna: is a child who likked someone

Onna: therefore death the kid

Onna: ((Ok what the fuck

Onna: ()how did i fuck that yp

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FYITF: ((It's hip to fuck yps

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Hellaton: ((likked

Onna: sucks some of the soul juice out

FYITF: ((As soon as you can mod Overwatch sounds I'm changing RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU to ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO))

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Onna: can eat a soul for hours

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Onna: ((O hia

Onna: is eating some weird fruit thingy she found after killing someone

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks in, looking sober enough. He wasn't that drunk before.-

Frisk: (( Making my way downtown, walking fast, Ultima passes, and I'm pissed! Staring blankly at you, just glaring your way, making a way, without you! And I hate you.. And I won't miss you.. And now I wonder.... If I could impale you in the sky! Do you think time would pass you by? 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just kill you tonight! It's always times like these when I think of you and I wonder If you ever think of your impending death.. 'Cause everything's so wrong and I don't belong, writhing in your painful roleplaying..

Frisk: ((10/10 parody

Onna: ((10/10

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Onna: looks over to him, a half eaten human soul in hands

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onna!"

Onna: takes another bite

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FYITF: ((GG

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He runs over.-

FYITF: ((I quit CaU it's all downhill from here

Frisk: ((why

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Aatenpting to salvage the soul, he frantically attempts at absorbing it.-

: Attempting*

Hellaton: ((frisky thats me

FYITF: ((it's just a sarcasm bro

Frisk: ((cool

Frisk: ((that's me too mv

Onna: has eaten like, 80% of it

Onna: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Hence "Attempting."-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onna!"

Onna: "What.."

Frisk: * AD is a horrible father

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I told you to not hurt anyone, didn't I?"

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Onna: "I didn't.."

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Onna: licks the soul juice off her fingers

Onna: "I stopped when you told me to"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where did you get this."

DamnDude: (( "People aren't anyone, right?" ))

Onna: ((Thank you for sending 5 minutes after i sent this

Onna: "It came out of someone I er... hurt"

Onna: "It tastes good"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jesus Christ, Onna..."

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Fellby: ((I'm back

Stephen: ((Everyone's in the bar?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You killed a human, and ate their soul."

Fellby: ((I ate a salad

Fellby: ((*made

Onna: "Yeah.."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onna... How did that make you feel?"

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Fellby: ((couldn't find the lettuce but it turns out we had cooked pasta

Onna: "It felt good.."

Fellby: snaps back to reality. "What the fuck?"

Hellaton: unhugs and sees this bullshit.

Onna: ate a soul in ur bar

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, you're building a blood lust, and if this continues... I'll either have to keep you contained somewhere... Or worse..."

Stephen: -an old man stumbles into the bar-

Onna: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How the hell do I fix this..."

Stephen: ((This is only going to go well if you pick up on the gimmick and play along))

Onna: "Ok..."

Fellby: reaches for a his pocket and pulls something out.

Onna: "I don't know.."

: ((Is it dangerous to go alone))

Hellaton: looks to the man and is distracting himself from the bullshit

Stephen: -groans-

: ((Should we take something from the man))

Hellaton: ((take this

Hellaton: ((YES I CANT LIE I HAVE PAINTED MY SCHWEEN

Stephen: Hellaton... This is the first time we'll meet, but I miss you...

Hellaton: ((NOW GRAB YOUR DESTINY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Stephen: -looks around-

Hellaton: ...

Hellaton: W-whhhat?

Hywel: -Hea been ignoring all this bullshit so far.-

Onna: for the record, killed 8 monsters, a human, and a weird lady that looked like mom but wasn't

Fellby: ((I see what's going on here

Stephen: I'll miss you all... Well, no I won't, ehe...

Stephen: I'll be dead.

Hellaton: ((same

Hellaton: ...

Onna: "It felt really good.."

: ((Weird lady that looked like mom?))

Stephen: -collapses-

Hellaton: Oh...

Fellby: ... Uh.

Onna: ((This is some doctor who shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that's not good, okay?"

Hellaton: Oohhh nono oh no...

Stephen: ((never seen Doctor Who actually

Onna: "But I felt something... I felt something.."

Fellby: goes to check on Stephen.

Hellaton: does too

Stephen: -a note sticks out of his pocket-

Fellby: takes the note.

Onna: ((Bullshit this is river and you know it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, you've lost your grasp on your feelings, resulting to craving the feeing from harming others."

Stephen: "Wherever you bury me, make it deep"

Stephen: ((I don't know what that is seriously

Hellaton: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're become what you hated, Onna. Remember Shoe?"

Onna: nods

Stephen: ((this is a bullshit idea I got when cutting grass

Onna: ((Lel

Fellby: sighs, and picks up the body. "Let's go."

Stephen: -stops breathing-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Would you do what he did?"

Fellby: ((this is the second burial i've rped this week

Hellaton: ((this is similar but not the same as a character from doctor who in a few ways

: ((10/10))

Onna: "..."

Hellaton: nods, getting a shovel from the back room. Why does Grillby keep that wtf

Stephen: ((Grillby's been naughty

Onna: "I don't.. think so.."

Stephen: ((Actually it's just to shovel snow I lied

Fellby: heads out to a clearing. He sees a bone marker with "Ike" engraved upon it.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You aren't leaving my sight anymore, okay? You're staying by me until I can trust you..."

Stephen: ((by the way what happened to Donald Trump's course after you killed him in RP out of pure spite?))

Hellaton: ...

Onna: "..."

Fellby: ((it rotted

Hellaton: ((its still there, rotted to whatever a corpse would be in a decade

Onna: "You don't trust me.."

Stephen: ((bones

: ((Dongald Drump for prez))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm afraid not."

Onna: ((OH

Onna: ((MY

Stephen: ((Trump the Skeleton

Onna: ((FUCK

Hellaton: ((really old, probably broken bones

Onna: ((Yes b

Onna: ((Yes

Stephen: ((New character when?

Onna: ((Trump the font skeleton

Fellby: ((NO

Stephen: ((Trump's skeleton is the basis for Zapfino?))

Onna: "Ok..."

Hellaton: passes that marker

Hellaton: ((oh my GOD NO

Onna: ((HOW ABOUT YES

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're hurting people where I'm from, Onna."

Fellby: peers at it, then marks out a place on the ground.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can't do that, it's unacceptable."

Stephen: ((and then he finds out and has an existential crisis?))

Onna: ((*takes notes*

Onna: "Ok..."

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Hellaton: stabs his heel into the mark, making an initial point to dig.

Stephen: ((He can't explain why he has such a good relationship with the black community but he does?))

Hellaton: ((oh my god

Hellaton: ((also hi darling

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...If this continues I'll have to... You know, I'll need to stop you, and I don't want that."

Stephen: ((He becomes a bricklayer?

Onna: "..."

Onna: "Ok.."

Alphys: (hello darling! i accidentally fell asleep)

Hellaton: just. Digs a long, deep hole to put the body in.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want to hurt me?"

Onna: "No.."

Stephen: (("oh yeah put my body in that deep hole"))

Hellaton: ((honey pls

Onna: "I just found random people"

Hellaton: ((b PLEASE

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who were they?"

Fellby: -We're not talking six feet under, we're talking sixteen feet deep.-

Frisk: (( I thought that I'd been hurt before... but no roleplayer has ever left me quite this sore.. Your RPing cuts deeper than a knife.. Now I need someone to help me kill a bitch! Got a feeling that I'm gonna kill you! But I know that you won't make it out alive! If I quit calling you Ultima, I still won't move on.. You watch me scream at you until I can't breathe.. Shaking, falling onto my knees. And now that I'm without you, I'll be needing RPing therapy.. Tripping you over, asshole! You're aching, begging me to just stop! And now that I'm without you, I'll be needing RPing therapy! Just like a bitch drawn to a flame, oh, I lured you in, you couldn't sense the pain. Your bitter heart crumbling to the touch. Now I'm gonna reap what you sew, I'm left seeing red because of you! ))

Frisk: ((Ultima Torture Porn

Stephen: ((uh

Stephen: ((ok that's enough hatefucking

Onna: "Five frogs... Some bugs... A human... A lady that looked like kinda mom"

Frisk: ((fine

: ((Yeah, honestly))

DamnDude: (( How about we just stop mentioning Ultima. ))

Stephen: ((I mean I don't like him either but Jesus Christ the hatejerks is unreal

Fellby: ((Good idea

: ((It's not just "Poking fun" anymore.))

Stephen: ((*hatejerk

DamnDude: (( 4/5 times I've come back today, it's something about Ultima ))

Erron: -looks around- ...*sigh*

Onna: ((^

Frisk: ((i'm not even really poking fun i'm just making a joke about how everybodh hates ultima

Frisk: ((everybody*

Onna: ((Why do we keep talking about the only person who managed to get perm banned

Hellaton: ((yeah, even im tired of it. i can relate but lets just stop

Stephen: ((ok but stop because ultima is my alt account and it was going to be a cool twist

Frisk: ((yeah.

: ((Yeah, we kinda banned him so he wouldn't be here))

: ((Don't have to keep bringing him back))

Frisk: ((i was gonna stop after that

Frisk: ((oh look we're talking about him now

Frisk: ((let's stop

Frisk: ((ok

: ((Top memes B))

Onna: replied

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like mom?"

: ((Can't be undyne))

Onna: "Yeah"

Stephen: ((It's pronounced mémé

Onna: ((K

Alphys: (i'm ptobably gonna fall bavk asleep so gn everyone

Hellaton: ((gn darling

Onna: killed a random fish then

Stephen: ((gn

Frisk: ((gn jalphys

Onna: ((Gn

: ((No main characters, already dislike that you were killing things in my timeline))

: ((Without asking first))

Fellby: places the body in the hole.

Alphys: (darling i love u!)

Erron: is thinking about his boyfriend... He has a slightly worried expression.

Onna: well, we can fix that

Hellaton: ((i love u too!

Onna: does know about other timelines so

Alphys: (♥

: ((It's fine, just ask next time))

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Hellaton: ((sweet memes dank dreams

Stephen: ((-decides to bullshit timelines so that he can get to meaningful RP tonight-))

Onna: ((Sry, didnt think random peeps mattered

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sighs.-

Fellby: He'd cremate Stephen, but he's not sure if its okay.

Hellaton: covers the hole.

Onna: didn't, she went somewhere else to do it

Stephen: ((*daughter's a serial killer* -sighs-))

: ((Well, random people can matter, considering the timeline isn't just a house, it's a neighborhood, and an entire planet with inhabitants))

: ((K))

Hellaton: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's been distancing himself from this as best he can, honestly, he's already known this would happen.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -It was obvious.-

Onna: however, ad doesnt know that

Frisk: ((ad knew his daughter would be a serial killer yet did absolutely nothing to stop it

Frisk: ((logic))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't know that, but assumes the worst in this situation.-

Stephen: ((AD?

Onna: legit great daddy

Stephen: ((more like... a dick

: ((People tried to stop flowey, and how did they turn out))

Stephen: (([SUPA HOT FIRE INTENSIFIES]))

Hellaton: goes back to the bar and puts the shovel away.

Frisk: ((they got a happy ending

Frisk: ((and stopped flowey

Frisk: ((you fuck

: ((They got a stem put up their ass))

Onna: doesnt have a stem to put up ur ass tho

Onna: also, ad just asking her not to worked

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Onna: will try something else

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Fellby: is back in the bar too.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, I... I don't know what to do... Your wronged... Mentally, because of what Yalda did to you."

Stephen: -enters the bar, looking much healthier but still old-

Hellaton: ...

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Onna: "I want to go back to normal.."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know, I want that too, but how?"

Fellby: ... What the hell.

Onna: "I don't know.."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know if souls work for you?"

Frisk: ((Stephen: Respect your damn elders!))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, to be absorbed..."

Stephen: Of course you're confused.

Onna: shakes her head

Stephen: How long has it been?

Fellby: You just came in here and died!

Onna: "The doctor said it was my brain.."

Stephen: How. Long. Ago.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I... how do I fix that?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Seems impossible..."

Onna: "..."

Onna: tucks her head down

Frisk: ((AD rips out Onna's brain

Hellaton: Aaa fefew minutes?

Stephen: . . .

Frisk: ((AD puts the brain into a blender

Frisk: ((He mixes it all up

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Look, I have no idea what to do..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do you think we should do?"

Frisk: ((He pours the blended brain back into Onna's head

Stephen: -inputs numbers into a calculator-

_u_: (( That's fucked up ))

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Frisk: ((He stitches the head back together

Frisk: ((Boom!

Onna: "I don't know..."

Stephen: -starts sobbing-

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do you want to do?"

_u_: (( You killed ya' child! ))

Fellby: ... Sir, are you okay?

Stephen: No... I need to tell... oh lord...

Onna: "Go home"

Hellaton: W-whhhat...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why?"

Stephen: -dashes out through the Anydoor, still crying-

Onna: "I just want to go home now."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And do what?"

Hellaton: ...

Onna: "Sleep"

Fellby: I think we screwed up.

Hellaton: just has this shocked expression.

Frisk: ((AD: Yeah, and you'll wake up in the middle of the night and you'll kill bitches.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "you won't hurt anyone, right?"

Hellaton: I... Iiii dodon't know whhhat's going ononon..

Fellby: ((onna: oh hell no i'm gonna kill them in my dreams

Stephen: -calmly walks back in, looking the same minus tears-

Stephen: Hey, old friends.

Fellby: Feeling better?

Hellaton: ...

Onna: "No.. I'll try something else.."

Stephen: You aren't...

Stephen: A

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?"

Frisk: ((i'm gonna go to bed now

Stephen: Are you...

Frisk: ((gn

Hellaton: ((gn

_u_: (( gn ))\

Hellaton: A-aaare we whwhat?

Stephen: -slowly backs out, as if his life has been shattered before his eyes-

Onna: ((Gn

Erron: ((GN

Fellby: ...

Fellby: Did I fuck up again?

Hellaton: ...I... dddon't knknow...

Stephen: ((Still River?

: ((Gn))

Onna: ((Sry for doing a bad

: ((You did a bad?))

Hellaton: ((no

Stephen: ((gn

Onna: ((With ur timeline

: ((Ah no it's fine, I'd just perfer you ask before that stuff))

Onna: ((K

Stephen: -re-enters-

Onna: thinks

Onna: ((Still kinda river

Hellaton: ((a bit but not really

Hellaton: ......

Onna: "Maybe..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Hellaton: ....I.... a-aaaare you... aare youokayayay?

Stephen: -interrupts them as soon as they open their mouths-

Stephen: Now now, no spoilers!

Onna: ((100% river

Fellby: ... I... I think I've got you figured out.

Onna: ((B you fuck

Stephen: ((shit

Onna: ((Thats her fucking cathphrase

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Hellaton: ((thats her catchphrase

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe what, Honey?"

Stephen: ((are you fucking shitting me

Hellaton: ((im willing to believe this is coincidental

Wandering Frisk: (bread your alive

Stephen: ((I should be a goddamn writer for that fucking show

: ((What about my alive))

: ((BA DUM TSH))

Hellaton: Whhhat's gogoing on...

Wandering Frisk: you're*

Onna: ((Its not bs b, you literally said her fuckibg catchphrase

Hellaton: ((youd be better than the writers for 11 sometimes

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Stephen: ((brb looking it up

Onna: ((Definitely for 12

Hellaton: ((havent seen 12

Wandering Frisk: ((thought you died in vietnam bread

: ((Nah))

Onna: puts her hand down on the table

: ((Accidentally too a week break))

Wandering Frisk: (back during the war

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What are you doing?"

Onna: smashes her metal hand down on it, chuckling a bit

Stephen: ((SACRED TURD TESTICLES

Erron: . . .

Stephen: ((now ain't that some parallel thinking right there

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, what was that?"

Onna: is smiling

Stephen: ((I should give up right now

Onna: "I hurt my hand"

Hellaton: ((no dont i like this

Onna: ((Ok

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that... Why?"

Onna: ((I wasnt gonna go there

Onna: ((But ok

Stephen: ((WHAT THE SHIT THE WRITER IS NAMED STEPHEN

Hellaton: ((hes a better character than moffat ever wrote river

: ((KEK))

Onna: ((HAHA

Stephen: ((FUCKING ILLUMINATI YO

Fellby: ((*illuminaati confirmed*

Onna: retcon that whole thing

Fellby: ((*X-FILES THEME BASS-BOOSTED BLASTS*

: ((B IS A FUCKING WITCH))

Stephen: ((what the hell is this

: ((Wait what are you retconing))

Onna: the hand thing

Asriel_Dreemurr: -k-

Stephen: ((Nope nope nope River was just retconned into existence after I wrote this))

Onna: ((Hahahahaha

Stephen: ((I refuse to believe this level of coincidence))

Hellaton: ((blieve it

Stephen: ((That writer is a time traveler

Onna: keeps on thinking

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onna..."

Hellaton: ((just go along with it we already buried him

Stephen: ((well GG

Onna: "I'll find something..."

Hellaton: ...

Onna: "I have to..."

Stephen: ...How many visits... No, don't answer that.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have to what?"

Hellaton: ...

Onna: "I have to feel again"

Stephen: -goes slightly wide-eyed-

Jeska or Jukon: shes missin her hippocampus

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hugs her, knowing she won't care.-

Onna: oh hi jukon

Stephen: No, no, maybe it's just...

Hellaton: I... ddon't... ununderstand what's going on...

Onna: hugs back

Stephen: -takes a deep breath-

Onna: is a serial killer now

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry I'm so useless at taking care of you..."

Onna: "..."

Stephen: Hello, old-sniffle- friends. I'm Stephen.

Hellaton: Whhho are you? Whhhwhat is ththis?

Jeska or Jukon: is still sneaky for a pregnant woman

Onna: still has some soul juice on her lips

Fellby: Uh... Hello, Stephen, I'm Grillby.

Stephen: We've met in the future. Ish. For you.

Hellaton: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Please don't eat those anymore..."

Onna: "I won't..."

Onna: "You can have that one"

Stephen: That's why it's so important you don't tell me what I've said already, I haven't said it yet.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "There's a little on your lips..."

Hellaton: I'm... Hellaton. And Iii ststill don't understand what's gogoing on fully.

Stephen: ...

Stephen: It will make more sense in time.

Hellaton: ....

Hellaton: Was ththat a fucking punnn.

Stephen: -chuckles at his own little joke-

Onna: goes to lick it off, but then stops and wipes her mouth instead

Stephen: Maybe.

Onna: gets an idea

Fellby: You're uh. I'm guessing you're going backwards?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Onna: "This is like when I was a shade.."

Stephen: Well, you are... Well, I guess, err...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, I'm listening."

Stephen: Our timelines travel in opposite temporal directions, how about that?

Fellby: Yeah, that makes sense.

Stephen: If I'm telling you this now...

Stephen: -deep breath-

Onna: "All shades have something that make them happy.. and something that makes them angry"

Stephen: No, there's certainly another reason.

Onna: "And inbetween they feel nothing... Like this.."

Hellaton: ...Yyyeah mamakes more sennse than I ccould have come uuup with.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well, killing made you happy..."

Onna: "So maybe if we find something.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That makes you angry...?"

Jeska or Jukon: lets not have a pyschopath for a child AD

Onna: too late

Stephen: Before I continue, I need you to promise me you won't tell me anything I already said when I come back later.

Stephen: ((I'll avoid the word spoilers from now on lmao))

: ((Where is Jukon?))

Hellaton: I... aaalriright.

Onna: "It's a feeling... I-I want anything.."

Hellaton: ((lol

Fellby: nods. "Okay then."

Stephen: No matter how hard I plead.

Stephen: -has a minor flashback-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods.-

Hellaton: .....

Stephen: Even if I... Well, that's a matter for another day.

Jeska or Jukon: ((whereever cuz I got like 5 mi.utes left

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What you think makes you angry?"

Onna: "..."

Hellaton: Iiif it invovolves a certainnnn offering I willll... have kikicked you? I.... titime bullshit.

Onna: "P-probably [i] her[/i].."

Onna: holy fuck there is a lot of disdain in that her

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That girl that assassinated you?"

Onna: nods

Asriel_Dreemurr: "She died awhile ago..."

Stephen: I say that, do tell me one string of numbers: 82 72 90 13 33 76 3/23

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, I bet you still have that room."

Stephen: *that, but

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Onna: ((Wait what

Stephen: Write 'em down.

Hellaton: ...Indidividually?

Stephen: Yes.

: ((Yeah, the person who killed shade was killed))

Fellby: burns them into a napkin.

: ((Right? Didn't we kill her?))

Hellaton: writes that shit down

Stephen: You'll get used to this one.

Onna: that was a him m8

Onna: is reffering to a different person

: ((oh fuck))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Retcon.-

Hellaton: ....Iii dodon't... know if ththat's fully popossible but.

Stephen: Let's see, that's just about all the exposition you'll need to be my friend.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who's "She,"?"

Stephen: What else is left... Any ideas?

Hellaton: ...

Onna: "The one who killed me.. the first time"

Fellby: No?

Hellaton: Hhow the fufuck would I know, it hhhasn't happened yet.

Stephen: ...fair enough.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Where would we find her?"

Hellaton: gets increasingly less demure as time is spent with someone or if he's mildly pissed

Stephen: Well, I ought to go soon... Apparently I don't have long left. See you... Or not...

Hellaton: ...I... gguess.

Onna: "I don't know"

Stephen: -slowly backs out-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...We should sleep..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "we'll figure this out tommorow, okay?"

Onna: will kill her ass

Onna: "Ok..."

: ((I'm tired as fuck))

: ((Goodnight everyone))

Onna: ((Gn

Hellaton: ((gn

Onna: ((I gotta sleep too so

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Onna: ((Bai

Hellaton: ((gn

Stephen: ((brb preparing for my ass-backwards plotline))

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Fellby: ((bye

Erron: . . .

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Fellby: Well, that was really weird.

Fellby: You don't see shit like that every day.

Hellaton: Aand it wiwill be.

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Stephen: ((ffs when I was commuting plant genocide I thought I had an original idea for once))

Stephen: ((*committing

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Hellaton: ((it ok

Hellaton: ((its a very cool concept tho

Stephen: -enters the bar-

Hellaton: ((you write it way better than moffat anyway

Hellaton: ...H-hhello.

Stephen: ((that bad?

Stephen: -looks somewhat pleased-

Hellaton: ((hes a shit writer

Hellaton: ...

Stephen: Hey, Hellaton.

Fellby: Hello.

Hellaton: H-hhi.

Stephen: And Fellby, as always.

Stephen: How've things been for you? Not including myself, of course.

Fellby: They've been... things.

Hellaton: ...Uhhh...

Hellaton: D-dddecent?

Stephen: You're not used to me... are you?

Hellaton: No. Iiit's... still vevery strange.

Stephen: -slowly starts to look a bit angry-

Fellby: shakes his head.

Stephen: Goddamnit... Probably only a few years left...

Hellaton: ...

Stephen: Don't you dare tell me.

Hellaton: I... I wonn't...

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Stephen: -resolutely nods-

Stephen: Did I tell you to tell me anything?

Stephen: Numbers?

Hellaton: ...Yyes.

Fellby: Oh, yeah.

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Fellby: picks up his napkin.

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Stephen: Aha.

Stephen: When I return, don't let me know how long we've known each other. Alright? Don't give me any indication.

Stephen: That will have broken me.

Hellaton: A-aaaalriright...

Hellaton: ...

Stephen: ((ahh weird-ass tenses

Stephen: ...

Hellaton: Wwon't ththose memorrries cease to exxxxist if they hahaven't happened?

Erron: ((Made sprites of GNA and GNK with a Fixed Erron Sprite... http://i.imgur.com/BTksUOa.png ))

Stephen: I have no way of knowing, actually.

Hellaton: ...Well fffuck.

Fellby: Aaah, okay.

Stephen: If it never happened then it never will have happened but if it did have happened and I don't remember it because I never remembered it because now it never happened but it once always will had happened...

Stephen: . . . . .

Stephen: Best not to think about it.

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Hellaton: ((the erron one is way better, though i suggest a bit shorter. the others... the middle one's legs look a bit wonky and the arms are too thin, and the legs are too thin on the left one, but otherwise theyre pretty darn good

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Erron: ((will fix

Erron: ((thanks

Hellaton: ((np

Stephen: -ponders-

Hellaton: ......

Hellaton: Yeah too... eearly. Late. Whhhatever.

Hellaton: Tiiiiime can go iiiiingest a cactus.

Stephen: Well, it's mildly horrifying either way...

_u_: appears temporarily behind the person he doesn't recognize, "Agreed"

Fellby: Time is weird and I prefer not to think about it too much

Hellaton: Yyeah.

Hellaton: !

Fellby: jumps. "GOD SHIT WHAT WAS THAT"

Stephen: Either I have no free will, or my memories are always being edited...

Hellaton: Thhhthat wawas Lua.

Hellaton: ...

Stephen: Classic Lua.

Hellaton: Well fufuck that's terrrible.

Fellby: has NO IDEA bad shit happened to Lua.

Stephen: You know what's more terrible?

Stephen: -grins and leans in-

Stephen: The same applies to YOU.

Hellaton: ....

Stephen: ...Well, bye.

Fellby: ... Asshole.

Stephen: -casually walks out-

Hellaton: Welllll as if my lilife wasn't shitty enooough, asshat.

Stephen: ((>explains why the scenario is existentially fucked up))

Stephen: ((>everyone hates him

Hellaton: ((alt answer: "you know what else is terrible? your makeup"

Fellby: (("but i love you anyway"

Hellaton: does not hate him but he's not exactly happy with that development

Hellaton: ((WOO

_u_: is now phasing between reality and darkess. "So, ____ was ___ problem?"

Hellaton: ((i love that song its the funniest shit

Hellaton: Sssome mannnnn cacame and is goiiiing through time backwards.

Hellaton: To us.

Hellaton: It's... eeeexistentially fucked up.

_u_: "Why __ time __ fucked __ right ___?"

Hellaton: Donnnn't know.

Fellby: ... Dude. Buddy. What happened to you?

Stephen: ((Why, Father Time fucked me right proper))

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Fellby: ((that's exactly what happened to luaa

Hellaton: ((yep

_u_: "Well, ______ the _______ fact _____ my ____ self ____ back, __________ fucked __ something ___ now __ fighting ___ survival."

Fellby: blinks. "I... got it. That's rough buddy."

Hellaton: Yyeah.

Hellaton: ((lua: my _____ girlfriend ______ into ___ moon.

Stephen: ((Well, there's the fun fact that my inner self talks back, Dad fucked Mom something harsh, now she's fighting his survival.))

Hellaton: ((omf

Stephen: ((And that's how she gets morbid.))

Stephen: ((*shit

_u_: "Well, __ getting ______ to _____ form __ good ____."

Fellby: nods. "Have you tried writing things down?

Stephen: ((Well, she's getting knives to properly form good wounds.))

_u_: "If _ wasn't ________ phasing ______ every ______ second, __ probably __ that"

Stephen: -Everyone now remembers Steve as having said "Sorry for last time" on his second visit-

Fellby: Oooh, good point.

Stephen: ((If she wasn't mentally phasing out every other second, she'd probably stop that.))

Hellaton: ...

Stephen: -walls back in-

_u_: "But _ may ________ know ___ I'm _____ alive."

Stephen: Hey everyone.

_u_: "Hey _____"

Fellby: Hey Steven.

Stephen: Hey.

Stephen: What's up.

Hellaton: Hhi.

Stephen: Other than... You know.

Hellaton: ...Um.

Stephen: My entire future.

Hellaton: Nnot... much?

Stephen: You're not saying my entire future is nothing much, are you?

Stephen: -chuckles-

_u_: "Time __ a ______, am _ right?"

Hellaton: Nno, I'm not.

Stephen: I'm not sure if you're roght, because I'm not sure what you said. Sorry, Lua.

Hellaton: I'm sssorry...

Hellaton: ...

Stephen: Still haven't quite learned to understand you, I'm afraid.

Hellaton: I'm asssuming "time is a bbbibibitch", so yyyes.

_u_: nods.

Hellaton: Hhere's a titip, just thinnnk of what wowould most likely be sasaid.

Stephen: Time isn't a bitch, no... More often than not we're the ones getting fucked.

Hellaton: Thhhe act-- ...........

Stephen: But enough about me, how goes your lives?

Fellby: Uh. Bad choice of words there bud.

Hellaton: ....Yyyeah nonot that great.

_u_: "____ point, ___ they __ say ___ same _____ about ________ karma."

_u_: "And ______ fucks __ in ___ ass ____"

Stephen: ((Shit why? Don't say in character

Hellaton: ....Alllso teterrrible choice in words.

Fellby: ((Hella was sexually abused

Stephen: ((shit now I can't play it off with a mischevious grin

Hellaton: ((hella is very uncomfortable with sexual topics for that reason. the word fuck is alright depending on context

Stephen: ((panic panic panic oh I got a reasonable solution

Hellaton: (("oh fuck" =/= "fuck me"

_u_: "_____, sorry ____ that"

Stephen: You never would-will-did mention that.

Stephen: Guess you thought you only needed to say it once.

Stephen: Huh.

Hellaton: .......It issssn't as ifif I would lllike to. Yyeah. Jjjust... if you reremember doing it befffffore I'm llleaving ththe room.

Fellby: Well, I guess it's the first time you've said something like that in front of us. Or the last.

Fellby: I unno.

Stephen: -shrugs-

Hellaton: Lua, just pllllease dodon't do it again.

Stephen: Who knows anymore.

Hellaton: Thhhhthat goes for yyyou with your time here too, allllright?

Stephen: -seems a bit younger-

Stephen: I won't remember.

Hellaton: ...I knnnow, but. Ththis visit.

Stephen: Fair enough...

Hellaton: Thhhhank you.

_u_: nods.

Stephen: Of course, one could argue that the only way to get over this is to face it....

Hellaton: ...

Hellaton: Dddon't try annny shit I willl woulllld did kick yoyour ass.

Fellby: And then I'll kick it too.

Stephen: No need to talk it like that. Jeez.

Hellaton: ...

Stephen: I wouldn't... Unless you're implying you'd kick my ass for saying words?

Fellby: Oh, I thought you meant actual contact.

Hellaton: Not unnnnnless ththey direrectly insulted me or ththe ones I care abbbout.

Stephen: -looks disgusted-

_u_: "How _____ we ____ trying _______ something __ the ____, it ____ so ____ last ____"

Stephen: The fuck? You actually thought...

_u_: "Unless __ was ________ to _______"

Stephen: -tries to pretend that this doesn't mean they barely know him-

Hellaton: ..........I.... tetend to asssssssume the woworst. It.... isnnn't pepersonal.

Stephen: My only point is, preventing people from saying words is te best possible waybill know fear those words.

Stephen: ((dafuq

Stephen: ((autocorrect you cunt babushka

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: Still. It's his choice to determine whether or not he's ready to be exposed.

Stephen: *is the best possible way to come to fear those words

Hellaton: (("cunt babushka" sounds like russian punk

Hellaton: ..........

Fellby: It's kind of like easing your self into...

Stephen: True, true... But at the cost of green speech? ...maybe, maybe. Worth thinking about, at least.

Fellby: catches himself.

Stephen: *free

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: I'm not going to say it in front of him.

Stephen: ((ducking auto carrot

Stephen: Easing your way into a cold pool?

Hellaton: ...Thhat doesn't wowork for him but yes.

Stephen: ((what was the original figure of speech?))

Fellby: ...I guess. I dont go swimming, but it's way better than what I was going to say.

Hellaton: ((into an ass

Stephen: ((well ain't that something

Fellby: (("Having your ass rammed - you don't want to let 'em plunge in without preperation"

Hellaton: ((that too

Stephen: [s]Well, buttsex is like broccoli. If you were forced to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.[/s]

Stephen: -thinks-

Hellaton: ((that is scarily accurate in this context

Fellby: ((very scarily

Stephen: Well, I'm not here to judge, but...

_u_: "Call __ crazy, ___ I ______ I ____ what ___ were _______ gonna ___"

Stephen: Based on my current memory, your problems there... They don't get better without a little help, let's leave it there.

Stephen: You may want to get moving on therapy or whatever.

Hellaton: Ohhh, I'm fufully aware of ththat.

Hellaton: I'll... ttttry.

Hellaton: ......

Fellby: Shit, I dunno... maybe try talking to whoever you're staying with.

Stephen: -nods-

Stephen: Well...

Hellaton: Yyeah, I'll ddddo that.

Hellaton: Atttt leleast I can trusssst them.

Hellaton: ....Thhhanks.

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Stephen: It's been a long time, but I think I've had enough for this visit.

Fellby: Okay, see you Stephen.

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Stephen: -gave HLT a slightly dark look on "trust them," but quickly relents-

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Hellaton: .......

Stephen: -hands over a sheet of paper-

_u_: waves, considering words aren't helping him right now.

Stephen: Do pass this along to the last me, will you?

Hellaton: nods, taking it.

Fellby: The last one? How are we supposed to know who's the last?

Stephen: -It's just numbers-

Stephen: Well, the next one for you obviously.

Stephen: Oh, you thought I meant-

Stephen: As far as that one, you'll know. You'll know.

Fellby: Oookay, got it.

Hellaton: ......

_u_: "I _____ he ___ defining ___ last __ previous."

Hellaton: ....

Stephen: -starts to leave fairly quickly, turns back for a monent, then walks out normally-

Hellaton: B-bbbye.

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Stephen: ((well now HLT is obligated to get rekt by his roommate))

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Stephen: ((perhaps I should have thought of the repercussions there))

Fellby: ((his roomates are gaster and mettaton

Stephen: ((well shit

Fellby: ((but that's okay because i've got something planned

Fellby: ((whenever everyone's ready

Stephen: ((I can read your mind

Hellaton: ((as long as it isnt saturday

_u_: "So, ______ I __ this ______ he _____ or ______?"

_u_: ((Saturday/Sunday are bad for me))

Stephen: ((I mentally picked up on your plan))

Hellaton: ...Yyou're nonot phasing in at moments that mmmmake sense.

Stephen: ((I'll be gone Saturday too

Fellby: ((Well I figure on sunday I stat asking if it's a good day to start an arc

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Fellby: ((or, rather, I can ask everyone when they're okay with starting an arc

_u_: "Let __ just ____ you ____ actions ____"

Fellby: ((There's a reason i didn't play Gaster today

Hellaton: ......

Hellaton: Uh. Iiii guguess.

Stephen: ((well I'mma look up River Song so I can steal shit for my plots))

_u_: pulls out a broken stopwatch, slightly smashed and constantly ticking in the same spot.

Gaster: -He's in bed, after having a long tiring day of playing with his kids.-

_u_: "I'm _____ sure ____ is ___ I'm ____ alive"

_u_: "Got __ a _____ back, ____ that ______ arena _____. I ____ onto ___ stopwatch ______"

MettatonSEX: -is also in bed, after a long day ofPokémon, a concert, and other assorted shit.-

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Hellaton: (("i pee onto the stopwatch daily"

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Fellby: ((OHMFG

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_u_: "To __ fair, _ probably ______ have ______ this __ someone ______ it ___ broke."

Hellaton: ...Yyeah.

_u_: "In __ defense, __ basically ____ directly ____ that __ having __ deal ____ moon __"

Erron: ((Fixed those GNA/GNK Sprites... http://i.imgur.com/asudIo9.png ))

Hellaton: ((those do look better

Erron: ((cool

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_u_: "Anyways, __ you ____ taking _ quick ______ look __ it? _____ there's ______ I'm ________ here"

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Hellaton: ...Iiit's sttttutuck at the sasame time.

_u_: "That's _______ I _______"

_u_: puts it on the table for a second so the duo can get a good look at it, but he disappears right after, with the stopwatch being unstuck.

Fellby: ... Well, damn.

Hellaton: Sshit.

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_u_: the stopwatch is now on the table, ticking normally even after Lua disappeared.

Fellby: sighs, then checks his watch. "Speakin' of time... I think I should head back to the business."

Erron: is sleeping with his head on the bar...

Hellaton: Iii guguess...

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Fellby: claps Hellaton on the shoulder. "It was nice seeing you around again."

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Hellaton: Oh, iiit was ninice seeing you too.

Fellby: See you around - wait.

Hellaton: Whhhat.

Fellby: hands Hellaton one of his more innocent looking business cards. You wouldn't know it's a prostitute's card unless you'd met him face to face.

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: Call me if you need me.

Hellaton: nods. "Tttthanks."

Fellby: nods, then waves to Hellaton as he exits.

Hellaton: knows full well what this is, of course. He waves to Fellby.

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: "Stay safe out there, alright?" And with that, he's gone.

Hellaton: Alrrright.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Erron: Z z Z

_u_: -Hello darkness my old friend-

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Hellaton: goes home

Hellaton: goes to bed

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].

Gaster: is practically draped over Mettaton.

MettatonSEX: -is holding Gaster close.

Hellaton: smiles at the scene as he slides into bed.

Gaster: stirs a little. He doesn't wake up.

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MettatonSEX: -brings Hella into the hug.-

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Hellaton: !

Erron: -Z Z FUCKING Z-

Hellaton: holds Gaster with two arms and Metta with the other two.

Gaster: stirs a little more.

Gaster: [sub]No... please...[/sub]

Hellaton: ...

Hellaton: unhugs Metta and sits up, tapping Gaster's head. "Gaster?"

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Gaster: wakes up. He seems unamused.

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Gaster: "what."

Hellaton: Y-yyyou wewere saying things in yyour skeep.

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Gaster: Yes, that happens sometimes. As long as I'm not chanting in forbidden tongues I think we're fine.

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Hellaton: Y-yyyou said "nnno ppppplease".

Gaster: ...

Gaster: I don't remember what I was dreaming about.

Hellaton: ...Oh.....

Hellaton: Iii jujust want you to stayyy safe.

Erron: is even aggressive in his sleep... "[sub]Gnngh... Fuck off...[/sub]"

Gaster: sighs. "I'm okay, alright? It was probably just a nightmare."

Hellaton: ....

Hellaton: holds Gaster close. "...Iiii dodon't want anythhhhing to happen even if it is.

Gaster: nods. "It's okay, really. I just need to get my sleep.

Hellaton: Aaalriright...

Hellaton: Gooooodninight. Iiii lolove you.

Gaster: I love you too.

Hellaton: lets go, kind of reluctantly.

Gaster: drifts back off into sleep.

Hellaton: holds Gaster close as he drifts to sleep. He also holds Mettaton but he's more concerned about Gaster.

Gaster: ((I'm going to bed, goodnight

Hellaton: ((gn

Hellaton: ((so am i

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Reborn: ((I FUCKING))

Reborn: ((MANAGED TO))

Reborn: ((DIE))

Reborn: ((IN KATAWA SHOUJO AGAIN))

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Barzan: (go to bed

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Onna: is asleep, probably with gotedad in the viscinity

Barzan: (what no hi

Onna: ((Ayy

Barzan: (whats new with onna?

Onna: is being watched all the time by ad now

Onna: is not trusted

Barzan: ((why?

Onna: well she killed like 9 people so

Barzan: (when?

Onna: yesterday

Barzan: (why?

Onna: said it felt good

Barzan: (how?

Onna: idk

Barzan: ((so now what?

Onna: is probably gonna get toted back to her timeline to find the thing that makes her angry

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Frisk: ((hi

Onna: ((Ayy

Frisk: ((AD casually smokes a bit of crack in order to stay awake

: Barzan [Barzan] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

Jeska or Jukon: returns home

Onna: is asleep

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Onna: wakes up

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Jeska or Jukon: thank fuck

Onna: "Oh.. hey"

Jeska or Jukon: hey

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Jeska or Jukon: hows it going

Onna: "Good"

Onna: ad is nearby

Jeska or Jukon: whats new

Frisk: ((Onna pulls out a machine gun))

Frisk: ((Onna: This))

Onna: "Dad isn't letting me out of his sight.."

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Onna: keeps glancing to the last bit of soul

Onna: which ad is probably keeping safe

Jeska or Jukon: (whosr soul?

Onna: nobody in particular

Jeska or Jukon: yeah and fot good reason

Onna: it's mostly eaten tho

Onna: ".."

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Onna: (("My stomach was making the rumblies"

Onna: (("That only souls could satisfy"

Onna: lies back down

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Frisk: ((Onna dies

Frisk: ((Jukon: damn, we should give her up so somebody else can adopt her

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Frisk: ((Jukon: it will save our lives

Onna: snuggles up to gote dad

Jeska or Jukon: thought you were emotionless

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Onna: "Me too"

Onna: "But I felt something when I hurt those people"

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Frisk: ((Onna: I felt like a cannibal))

Frisk: ((Onna: this is what cannibals feel llike

Onna: only ate filthy human, not her own glorious race

Frisk: ((and a froggit

Onna: didnt eat that

Onna: much

Frisk: ((fuck you she did

Onna: "Dad says I shouldn't do that.."

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Jeska or Jukon: ((ever just have no interest in somethin?

Frisk: ((yeah

Frisk: (([s]i have no interest with talking to you[/s]

Frisk: ((lolno

Jeska or Jukon: ((oh o know

Frisk: ((i don't mind talking to anybody that comes here

Jeska or Jukon: (but you should have interest in that somethong?

Frisk: ((some thong?))

Frisk: ((wow, uh))

Frisk: ((i usually don't touch those))

Jeska or Jukon: ((on mobile piss off

Frisk: ((i'm sorry--

Frisk: ((i won't piss off

Jeska or Jukon: (not being serious

Jeska or Jukon: ((anyways you know what I mean?

Frisk: ((yeah

Jeska or Jukon: ((itz been that way for me as of late

Jeska or Jukon: ((mainly in cau I mean

Frisk: ((gotcha

Jeska or Jukon: ((especially the other characters

Frisk: ((mhm

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Jeska or Jukon: (like Onna, I just dont care

Frisk: ((slarv just got fucked))

Onna: ((Ayy

Jeska or Jukon: (perfect timing

Onna: ((Lol

Frisk: ((anyways, yeah, i can see why

Onna: ((Ikr

Onna: ((Yep, same

Onna: ((I was pretty much hoping they would kill her in the fight

Jeska or Jukon: ((why didny you juat kill her?

Frisk: ((blame it all on AD

Onna: ((I made it hard not to kill her

Onna: ((But they managed somehow

Jeska or Jukon: ((couldnt you have just made her die?

Frisk: ((yeah

Onna: ((I made it a battle-choice thing

Frisk: ((Onna can just

Frisk: ((die

Frisk: ((right now

Jeska or Jukon: (im just kinda of like is she dead yet?

Frisk: ((because the souls were "poisonous"

Onna: ((Yeah, I'll admit she is pretty shit

Onna: ((But that was her planned death

Frisk: ((she's ugly

Onna: ((And fucking they managed to spare her

Frisk: ((not pretty

Frisk: ((she is ugly shit

Onna: ((Most of my characters are getting shit as of late

Jeska or Jukon: ((so lets kill her

Frisk: ((right now

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Assassin].

Onna: is at home

Assassin: ((lol should i

Onna: ((Nah

Assassin: * slarv you

Onna: ((I can just throw an scp at her

Assassin: *  [color=#FF0000]Y[/color][color=#FF1B00]O[/color][color=#FF3700]U[/color] [color=#FF6F00]C[/color][color=#FF8B00]H[/color][color=#FFA600]E[/color][color=#FFC200]E[/color][color=#FFDE00]K[/color][color=#FFFA00]Y[/color] [color=#CBFF00]A[/color][color=#B0FF00]S[/color][color=#94FF00]S[/color] [color=#5CFF00]B[/color][color=#40FF00]I[/color][color=#25FF00]T[/color][color=#09FF00]C[/color][color=#00FF12]H[/color] [color=#00FF4A]G[/color][color=#00FF66]O[/color] [color=#00FF9D]E[/color][color=#00FFB9]A[/color][color=#00FFD5]T[/color] [color=#00F1FF]S[/color][color=#00D5FF]O[/color][color=#00B9FF]M[/color][color=#009DFF]E[/color] [color=#0065FF]S[/color][color=#004AFF]U[/color][color=#002EFF]N[/color][color=#0012FF]S[/color][color=#0900FF]H[/color][color=#2500FF]I[/color][color=#4000FF]N[/color][color=#5C00FF]E[/color] [color=#9400FF]Y[/color][color=#B000FF]O[/color][color=#CC00FF]U[/color] [color=#FF00FA]C[/color][color=#FF00DE]O[/color][color=#FF00C2]C[/color][color=#FF00A6]K[/color][color=#FF008B]W[/color][color=#FF006F]H[/color][color=#FF0053]O[/color][color=#FF0037]R[/color][color=#FF001B]E[/color]

: Frisky Whiskington [Assassin] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Onna: ((She's boring as hell

: ((this is the reason why i want my characters to stay interesting

Jeska or Jukon: (yes please do

Onna: ((Mainly because I had to edit her from the game

: ((i don't want others to think my characters are boring

: ((i don't want to roleplay a boring character

: ((that's why i made frisk small

: ((it worked for a while

: ((now i'm gonna have somebody go bad with the machine to keep things interesting

Onna: ((I feel like when I'm not actively doing plot my characters arw shit

: ((then make a character that interacts

: ((have the character form bonds

Jeska or Jukon: ((ya Ican see that

: ((that will keep things interesting

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Jeska or Jukon: (so can I kill her?

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: ((it would be hilarious if jukon shanked Onan

: ((Onna*

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Jeska or Jukon: ((put the caster in onnas mouth and blasted her head off

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: ((slarv

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: ((thoughts

: ((about yazan's suggestion

Jeska or Jukon: ((sad thing is I bet AD likes Onna

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Onna: ((Main reason anyone kept her alive in the fight is because ad wanted it

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Onna: ((This is what happens when you acquire a character you never planned to rp

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Onna: ((Smazzy, while his character is meh, I have some plans with

Onna: ((I have fun playing him, boring or not

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Jeska or Jukon: ((if you dont like Rping Onna make her die or leave and think of something for her to do later

Onna: ((You know what sure

Onna: ((Jukon can

Onna: ((If u want

Jeska or Jukon: ((save her for when you have an idea

Onna: ((I can get another person for laughy mclaugherperson

Jeska or Jukon: ((nah thatd break her and AD relationship

Onna: ((Like I said, I was just gonna throw her at an scp

Onna: is gone, rip

: ((jukon and ad's relationship breaks

Onna: just like

: ((jukon marries hyper

Onna: one second there, gone the next

Onna: ((Since were doing this now, hows smazzy doing

Onna: ((Is he boring?

Onna: ((Im trying to not have him be boring

Jeska or Jukon: ((character is a hard thing to write

Jeska or Jukon: (especially if you are trying to make me a silly or fun charactwr

Jeska or Jukon: ((i know smazzy mostly for the pillow fort

: ((i have a silly character

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Doald Troop : ((i killed both of you

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Jeska or Jukon: ((other than that and being fabriel

Jeska or Jukon: ((not sure what else

: ((i know gaston for being gaston

: ((i know jukon because she is a fucking fish

: ((i know AD because he pokes up the blankets of little girls

: ((i know Onna because she is a boring shit

: ((i know Smazzy because he is the SCP fucker

Onna: ((Is he interesting

: ((-shrugs-

Onna: ((Thats better than not

: Onna [Onna] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: ((I have a new character idea that im tryna work out so

: ((slarv why don't you change your damn colot

: ((color*

Smol Asriel: ((No fuk u

: ((yes fuck you

: ((i like colors that relate to the characters

Smol Asriel: ((I like this color

: ((fuck you

: ((not all your characters relate to blue

Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah?

: ((yeah

Smol Asriel: ((Bullshit

: ((onna would be more white

Smol Asriel: is next to a tv remote

: ((because she's a glassy shit

: ((smazzy would stay blue

: ((fanta would be a darkish green

: ((a little lighter than AD because she is a woman

Smol Asriel: ((She's not as boring in the actual game I swear bcuz I had to edit some r2 out of her story

: ((fuck you

Smol Asriel: ((U wanna fukn go

: ((yes

Smol Asriel: ((K

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].

Frisky: ((let's fight bitch

Jeska or Jukon: ((ahh shit

Smol Asriel: will turn on LAUGH IS FUN sometime

Frisky: * Frisky walks over to Slarvath. "You're a little shit."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Slarvath [Slarvath].

Slarvath: "Fuk u bich"

Frisky: "Even Yazan is more fun to insult!"

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Yazan [Jeska or Jukon].

Frisky: * They pull out a tank.

Jeska or Jukon: Suck my presidental cock bitch!

Frisky: * They get in the tank.

Slarvath: pulls out memes

Frisky: * They fire at the memes.

Frisky: * The memes explode in confetti.

: Yazan [Jeska or Jukon] is now Barzan [Barzan].

Barzan: you gay fucks

Frisky: "I'm agender."

Slarvath: "That was only a fraction of my true powrr"

Frisky: "Only Slarvath can be gay."

Frisky: "Also, oh, okay."

Frisky: * They get out of the tank.

Frisky: * They pull out a GUNDAM that they stole from Yazan.

Slarvath: charges a spirit bomb

Frisky: "Fucking hell."

Frisky: * They walk over to Slarvath and they rip the spirit bomb in half.

Frisky: * They smash Slarvath in between the shards.

Slarvath: is still charging

Frisky: * The charged.

Frisky: * Charging.

Frisky: * Spirit bomb.

Slarvath: is still charging

Frisky: * FUCK YOU

Frisky: * they ripped apart the charging spirit bomb

Slarvath: is still charging it

Slarvath: same stance

Frisky: * They kick Slarv in the balls, grab his feet, and nails them to his face.

Slarvath: keeps on charging

: Barzan [Barzan] is now Yazan [Yazan].

Frisky: * They rip Slarv's arms off.

Yazan: There we go mother fuckers

Slarvath: keeps on charging

Yazan: press the self destruct button for the gundam

Frisky: * They rip Slarv's head off.

Frisky: * they are not in the gundam

Slarvath: keeps on charging

Yazan: oh well

Frisky: * They rip all of Slarv's limbs off.

Yazan: has a hand grenade in his hand

Slarvath: keeps on charging

Yazan: is holding said grenade outwards

Frisky: * They mash all of Slarv's limbs into a bloody pulp and ships them to Alabama.

Slarvath: fires

Frisky: * lol he's already in the truck

Frisky: * it hits the truck

Frisky: * the truck explodes

Frisky: "Hah."

Yazan: runs towards frisky with the grenade held outwards while screaming

Yazan: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Frisky: * They turn around, and begins to run backwards.

Yazan: is running after frisky while screaming

Frisky: * They pull out a molotov and throws it at Yazan.

Frisky: * Yazan is lit on fire.

Yazan: kicks Frisky in the balls, pulls the grenade pin, and stuffs in down Frisky's throat

Yazan: while on fire

Yazan: also let the lever go too

Yazan: ((cuz thats how grenades work MOTHER FUCKER

Frisky: * They rip the grenade out of their throat and they throw it away.

Yazan: repeatedly kicks Frisky in the balls

Frisky: * They are agender.

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Yazan: gives Frisky an indian burn

Yazan: Indian*

: Slarvath [Slarvath] is now Lydia [Lydia].

Frisky: * They pull out a motherfucking nuke

Yazan: uppercuts said nuke into space

Frisky: * They pull out another nuke and sets it off.

Frisky: * The nuke explodes.

Yazan: hops in a conviently placed fridge before so

Yazan: is sent flying and its lead lined

Lydia: ((I would put this little shit in the oc sheet but i cant

Frisky: * yazan would fucking die

Yazan: lands and steps out of the fridge unscratched

Yazan: just like indiana Jones bitch

Frisky: * Yazan lands in the middle of the blast

Frisky: * and dies

Frisky: * frisky also dies

Frisky: * everybody dies

Yazan: ((rip gg, not more Cau

Yazan: ((lets wrap this up and go home guys

Lydia: ((Imma try and mix lydia and chara and see what happens

Frisky: ((i wonder if cau will ever die

Lydia: ((Nah

Frisky: ((lydiara

Lydia: ((But it didnt

Yazan: ((she is sworn to carry your burdens Slarv

Lydia: ((I'm still working this little shit out

Lydia: ((We thought it would

Frisky: ((i'm gonna watch some motherfucking youtube

Yazan: ((just copy her from Skyrim

Lydia: ((Wow thanks hotel wifi

Frisky: ((because i'm bored

Lydia: ((Wtf is skyrim

Yazan: ((fuck you, play some realy games

Yazan: real*

Lydia: ((I do

Lydia: ((I play klonoa on ps1

Lydia: ((And madden 2004

Yazan: ((so I still have my ps1 along with MGS1 and VR Missions disc

Yazan: ((plus my two dreamcasts, sega gemesis

Lydia: ((Gg

Lydia: ((I got a fuckton of retro consoles

Lydia: ((Turbografx16 baby

Yazan: ((still got me new two nintendos

Yazan: ((meh

Yazan: ((retro doesn't meean much when the console and its library sucked

Lydia: ((Ye

Yazan: (just ask my MSX

Lydia: ((But I like shmups

Lydia: ((And turbografx is the best damn shmup console to ever live

Yazan: ((that belongs to the Atari Jaguar

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Yazan: ((used to have a sega game gear

Yazan: ((dunno what happened to it

Lydia: ((Those are weird

Yazan: ((it was my jam when I was a kid, until I got a gameboy and pokemon came out

Lydia: ((Its cool, but it's weird

Lydia: ((Shinobis dank

Yazan: ((fuck I remember when Digimon tried to be the new pokemon

Yazan: ((back when kids were playing with pokemon cards

Lydia: ((Imma bring her in now

Lydia: ((Why not

Lydia: opens the door, taking a quick look around

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Lydia: has a gun

Jäger Leyline: takes a good long look at her

Lydia: is human, around 17 looking

Jäger Leyline: Jannie's got a gun

Lydia: points it at him

Jäger Leyline: Janie's

Lydia: "Who are you"

Jäger Leyline: now now Janie, didn't anyone tell you its rude to point guns at peopl

Jäger Leyline: people*

Lydia: keeps it trained on him

Jäger Leyline: is sitting in a reclined position

Jäger Leyline: on the couch

Lydia: "What. Are you"

Jäger Leyline: Not that Janie's got a gun she ain't never gonna be the same

Jäger Leyline: now*

Jäger Leyline: Gotian why

Lydia: "Is that a costume?"

Lydia: "What the hell"

Jäger Leyline: thats insulting

Jäger Leyline: looks at the gun

Jäger Leyline: whats the model?

Lydia: cocks it

Lydia: "Don't worry about that"

Lydia: "I want supplies"

Jäger Leyline: oh you a robber now?

Lydia: "Glances around

Lydia: did that

Jäger Leyline: stands up and brushes himself off

Lydia: welp gtg

Lydia: retreats

Jäger Leyline: run away

Lydia: "I'll be back"

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Jäger Leyline: run away run away from the crazy

Jäger Leyline: sits back down

Jäger Leyline: Janie's got a gun

Jäger Leyline: everybody is on the run

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Lydia: reports the place to alpha

Jäger Leyline: spins his caster on his finger

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Jäger Leyline: ((afternoon

_u_: (( hello ))

Jäger Leyline: ((and good night

Jäger Leyline: ((heading to bed

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Lydia: ((Ayy

: Lydia [Lydia] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

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_u_: (( Sorry, I was getting food ))

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_u_: (( wb ))

: L_a [_u_] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

Smol Asriel: has been curious about this "Laugh is Fun" program for a while now

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].

Smol Asriel: ((Lets see how bad it lags

Azazel: (( Great, there's lag now ))

Smol Asriel: ((Thank you hotel wifi

Smol Asriel: ((Preceding message:

Smol Asriel: ((I got hw legends today

Azazel: (( I didn't really like HW honestly, and HW:L didn't seem that much better ))

Smol Asriel: ((I liked it, just seemed more fit for an on the go game

Azazel: (( Also why is MSParp eating more messages than Charat now? ))

Smol Asriel: ((I thought it was just me

Azazel: (( No, only every other message goes out for me ))

Azazel: (( No, only every other message goes out for me ))

Azazel: ((but not this time what the fuck ))

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Smol Asriel: ((Fuk

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Azazel: (( Test )

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Smol Asriel: ((I am live again

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Smol Asriel: ((Eyy

Reborn: ((Eyy))

: High Priest Laharl [Reborn] is now High Priest Laharl [Erised].

Smol Asriel: ((I'll be lydia until enough people show up to have a laugh

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Lydia [Lydia].

Erised: ((Is it her duty to carry my burdens?))

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Erised: ((Eyy))

Obscurity: (( I've been looping the Fresh Prince theme for the past hour ))

Lydia: ((It is her duty to be the first twd character rped here

Lydia: ((With some alterations

: A [Obscurity] is now affixedProfessionalChef [Obscurity].

: affixedProfessionalChef [Obscurity] is now A [Obscurity].

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: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

DamnDude: (( Hey Laharl and Chime ))

Erised: ((Ayy))

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Gaster: ((did i fucking leave msparp open last night

Erised: ((Yeah))

Gaster: ((i feel silly now

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Lydia: ((Eyy

DamnDude: (( OK, I've learned not to replace challenges in the matchmaking screen ))

DamnDude: (( It just ate 50 of the currency I used to replace the challenge ))

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: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

Erised: Erised is at the couch, quietly sitting and sipping a cup full of water.

Erised: She's in her 'true' form, which is the young girl in the chessboard dress.

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DamnDude: -There is a stopwatch on the table from last night. That's all I have to say for now-

Gaster: walks in. He'd had fun with his kids yesterday, but he should spend time here too.

Erised: Erised waves to Gaster, constantly sipping her glass of water. "Hello."

Gaster: Hello to you too. I don't think we've met.

Erised: She stands up, dusting off her dress. "I'm Erised, wonderful to meet you." She even does a bow.

Gaster: I'm Doctor Gaster.

Erised: ((SO, it turns out that if you fuck up by the end of Act 2 in Katawa Shoujo))

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Erised: ((Your waifu trips, and you try to catch her))

Erised: ((And you fall off a building, and spear yourself on an umbrella))

DamnDude: (( Wow, so many creative endings ))

Erised: ((I shoulda just fucking stuck with Kenji.))

Erised: ((Atleast I got a manly picnic before I died))

DamnDude: (( Spearing yourself on an umbrella, spearing yourself on an umbrella.. There's so many options! ))

Erised: ((Yeah))

Erised: "...Is Doctor your first or last name?"

Erised: Did she seriously just ask that.

Gaster: Uh, no.

DamnDude: (( Do you get speared on an umbrella if you fuck up act 3? ))

Gaster: It's just my title.

Erised: ((PROBABLY.))

Gaster: ((no you get lonely and date the umbrella

Erised: ((IDK HOW THE FUCK THEY'RE GONNA PULL THAT OFF SINCE I'M ON A CRUISE SHIP))

Erised: "...Title, title..."

DamnDude: (( They try to recreate the titanic scene, and you fall off the boat onto an umbrella. ))

Erised: "What's a title?"

Erised: ((They can't recreate the titanic scene))

Erised: ((My waifu has no arms.))

DamnDude: (( THAT'S WHY YOU FALL OFF ))

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Gaster: Uh, well, it's a word like "Mister" or "Miss"

Frisky: ((hi

Gaster: I have doctorate, and that's why I use Doctor.

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DamnDude: (( "o sht i forgt u didnt hv arms." ))

Gaster: ((stick plungers on her stubs

Smol Asriel: is sitting on the couch, looking at the tv, Laugh is Fun is still displayed

Frisky: ((Gaster is performing surgery on somebody. "Fuck, fuck, fuck.. he's dying.." He sneakily swipes some of Mettaton's useless makeup out of nowhere. "My last resort.." He begins doodling on the patient's face with bright red lipstick.))

Gaster: ((He's not that kind of doctor and yet he's performed surgery anyway

Frisky: ((yep

Erised: "...So like how Master Ytisoreneg, baron of the frozen wastes, creator of life and death, the morning and evening star, winner of the best smile three times over, he who once made a honeybadger care, father of Greed and Deceit, Invention's predicate, best doctor on the left, best doctor on the right, and he who exits stage middle, has all those words in his name?"

Frisky: ((Gaster: my job gets boring sometimes

Frisky: ((Gaster: i need to switch it up a little

Erised: ((Other alternative waifus include:))

Erised: ((Legless waifu, to get the complete set))

Erised: ((Voiceless Waifu))

Erised: ((+Deafness))

Erised: ((The waifu with nothing wrong with her thats here to teach sign language))

Gaster: 's eyesockets widen. "I, uh. I don't think so."

Erised: ((Blind waifu))

Frisky: ((Nobody wants the legless waifu.

Erised: ((Horriblt burned waifu))

Frisky: ((Or the deaf waifu.

Frisky: ((Or the blind waifu.

Frisky: ((Or the horribly burned waifu.

Erised: ((Deaf waifu, blind waifu, and legless waifu are the most popular ones actually))

Erised: ((And burny is up there))

Erised: ((We all know Anti-Feminist Blind Husbando is best though))

Erised: ((His route is the shortest, and you die at the end :D))

Erised: "...?"

Erised: "So if thats not titles, what are they?"

Erised: She seems to slurr her speech a tiny bit there, like she couldn't decide between 'thats' and 'those'.

Smol Asriel: ((I should do the scp gun that fires bald eagles and kills germans

Gaster: "No, those [i]are[/i] titles. You can also use the word "honorific" to refer to words like "Mister" and "Miss."

Gaster: ((that's one of the best joke scps

Erised: ((I like SCP 666-J))

Erised: "...Is it an honor to have an honorific?"

Erised: She sips her glass of water. She does that on the dot, exactly every five minutes.

Gaster: No, but it's used in a more polite context.

Frisky: ((Gaster pulls out a menu and throws it at Erised, almost slicing the entire top part of her head off))

Frisky: ((Gaster: I'm tired of your shit

Gaster: For example, I could call you "Miss Erised."

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Erised: "...So does being maid of the frozen wastes, maid of life and death, the afternoon and midnight star, winner of the best frown three times over, she who once made a badger care, Little Sister of Greed and Deceit, Invention's verb, best nurse on the left, best nurse on the right, and she who exits stage down, make me honored?"

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Gaster: I suppose?

Frisky: ((I highly doubt Gaster is even listening that much to Erised))

Erised: ((Gaster: *Elevator Music* Yeah sure, yep, mhmm))

Gaster: ((it's better

Erised: "...English is wierd."

Gaster: ((he's staring, slightly horrified, as this child spits words at him

DamnDude: (( FUCK ))

Gaster: ((this young girl is vomiting forth vocabulary

Erised: ((Yet also doesn't know the meaning of titles and honorifics))

Frisky: ((Frisk walks in

Gaster: ((exactly

Frisky: ((Gaster: oh my fuck

Erised: It's obvious she doesn't know what any of those fucking titles mean, and that shes just memorized them.

Gaster: ((the judge walks in

Frisky: ((Gaster: frisk let's go

DamnDude: (( The memorial day update happened right after I beat 2 challenges, and the memorial day update gives 1.5x currency for beating a challenge ))

Gaster: ((RIP DD

Erised: ((rip))

Frisky: ((Gaster: this is too much bullshit for your brilliant mind

Frisky: ((rip

Erised: "Do you know Ahkmecr?"

Erised: "As in, the language?"

Gaster: ((the judge refeals,that long ago he went to japhet's library and feasted upon a thesaurus

Erised: ((If you didn't notice, her 'Master's name is Generosity spelled backwards))

Gaster: I can't say I have, sorry.

Gaster: ((I did

Erised: "Y crysa, y crysa..."

Frisky: ((Erised is worshipping Satan

Frisky: ((help us

Smol Asriel: ((Lol this rap spc

Erised: ((I'd expect Frisky to be able to spot the language honestly))

Erised: "To be fair, it is a rare language, unfortunate."

Gaster: I see. I might know someone familiar with the language.

Frisky: ((Ed ec y crysa..))

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Gaster: ((is this al-bhed? i'm not familiar with the language

Erised: ((YES ITS FUCKING AL BHED))

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Erised: ((I HAVE NO OTHER RANDOM-ASS LANGUAGES))

Smol Asriel: ((FUCKING

Erised: ((The name is just English in Al Bhed))

Frisky: ((hah

Frisky: ((i got it

Erised: "...?"

Erised: ((This is because I was originally going to RP Rikku some time))

Gaster: ((when i need an alien language I go to chaotic shiny and use their thing

Erised: ((But decided to not RP a final fantasy character))

Frisky: ((ooh chaotic shiny

Frisky: (( Valor and Magnificence Insight, Diversity, Duty Feminity, Goddess, Worthiness Equality is Fury Justice, Bravery, Patriotism Prudence and Trade Compassion from Creativity Order and Gods Learning, Imagination, Strength Judgment, Hope, Dread Destiny, Perseverance, Ingenuity Power is Citizenship Art and Magnificence Independence, Inspiration, Passion Manliness and Peace

Erised: She looks interested. "Who?"

Gaster: A... coworker of mine.

Erised: "...It's fine, if I want to speak my language I can just go find Master Ytisoreneg"

Erised: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ /

Erised: OH SHIT

Erised: I FORGOT I HAD THAT ON A REPLACEMENT

Erised: FUCK

Gaster: ((OH MY GOD

Frisky: * WHY

Gaster: ((i just imagine this girl reading that out line by line

Frisky: (( Is scarcely informed about the issue, and is somewhat opinionated about it. Wants change. They get their information from a large news organization. Not likely to act on these feelings. Is well informed about the issue, and is confused about it. They get their opinions from a business contact. Is moderately informed about the issue, and has a strong stance about it. For it. They get their information from their friends. Fairly likely to act on these feelings. Actively hiding their opinions on the topic. Is well informed about the issue, and is not at all concerned about it. For it. Their feelings spring from a sibling. Likely to act on these feelings. Always willing to discuss the topic. Is barely informed about the issue, and has strong feelings about it. Wants to maintain the status quo. They feel this way because of their in-laws. Somewhat likely to act on these feelings. Eager to discuss the topic. Is somewhat informed about the issue, and feels very strongly about it. Against it. They get their opinions from a well-known religious leader. Very unlikely to act on these feelings. Unwilling to discuss the topic. Is highly informed about the issue, and is not at all concerned about it. For it. Their feelings spring from a religious leader. Very likely to act on these feelings. Unhappy discussing the topic. Is not very informed about the issue, and feels very strongly about it. For it. Their feelings spring from a well-known religious leader. Very unlikely to act on these feelings. Always willing to discuss the topic. Is very informed about the issue, and is moderately passionate about it. Wants to maintain the status quo. The source of their opinion is the local news organization. Is somewhat informed about the issue, and does not have a strong opinion about it. They get their information from personal involvement. Secretive about their opinions on the topic. Is very informed about the issue, and is somewhat opinionated about it. For it. Their opinion is due to a religious leader. Unlikely to act on these feelings. Is scarcely informed about the issue, and is confused about it. Their opinion is due to a religious leader. Happy to discuss the topic. Is moderately informed about the issue, and feels passionately about it. Wants to maintain the status quo. Fairly unlikely to act on these feelings. Open about their opinions on the topic. Is scarcely informed about the issue, and is not at all concerned about it. Against it. Unwilling to discuss the topic. Is highly informed about the issue, and has no particular feelings about it. The source of their opinion is their family.

Frisky: ((IT'S GONE

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: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]* She hears someone speaking in rainbows, but decides not to investigate.[/font]

Erised: Erised just sits there.

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Erised: "...How have you been, Doctor Gaster?"

Gaster: I've been pretty good. I had lots of fun with my kids yesterday.

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Erised: "Interesting." She sips her water, but it appears to be empty.

Erised: "...Vilg."

Smol Asriel: is holding the remote

Erised: Her form starts to waver a bit, blinking between her regular self and hearts desire. "I'm gonna go find some water."

Smol Asriel: is trying to find a way off the netflix page

Frisky: ((Gaster's heart's desire is literally a crowd of sexy Mettatons))

Gaster: orders a drink. He glances at Erised and splutters a little.

Erised: She heads to step outside.

Erised: And comes back in with a cup full of snow.

Erised: Hey, it's a form of water.

Erised: She sips it and turns back to chessboard girl. "Sorry about that."

DamnDude: (( Something may be wrong when the last place of the winning team still did better than half of the losing team ))

DamnDude: (( Like, a lot better ))

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Smol Asriel: "I can't get it off this page.."

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Erised: Erised also is affected by her own hearts desire problem. Mirrors are evry awkward.

Gaster: is still a little unnerved by Erisid, but he turns to Asriel. "Did you try turning it off and then on again?"

Frisky: ((Erised sees a dick in the mirror))

Frisky: ((Erised: ..Oh.))

Smol Asriel: "No"

Smol Asriel: turns the tv off

Smol Asriel: turns it back on

Smol Asriel: aaaand now the show is loading

Smol Asriel: "..."

Gaster: Well, shit.

Smol Asriel: "I-i didn't want to turn it on.."

Frisky: ((Gaster: Let's hope he doesn't learn about Netflix and chill.))

Gaster: ((The bar door swings open

Gaster: ((netflix and chill

Erised: I get it.

Erised: "...*Sips*"

Gaster: waits for the show to start.

Frisky: ((it's FSOG

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Laugh is Fun [].

Erised: FUCK

Erised: BRB SNEEZED BLOOD ALL OVER LAPTOP

Gaster: ((WHAT THE FUCK

: ((WHAT

: A generic 70s style comedy show intro plays

Frisky: ((Laharl has the worst luck.

: "Laugh is Fun!"

: Smol: "..."

Gaster: I'm pretty sure that's not grammatically correct.

Frisky: ((Slarv make some damn shortcuts

Frisky: ((like

Alice: ((these

Kassie: ((you

❤ Frisk: ((fuck

Erised: ((Back))

: A guy in a three piece suit comes out in front of a studio audience, his head not shown

Erised: ((Screen now has slightly red tint))

Frisky: ((why

Frisky: ((show us pics

: "Welcome to Laugh is Fun! The only show where you can have laugh and good laugh for times!"

Erised: "...Fryd dra...?"

: "I'm laughy mclaughterperson, and I'll be your host on today's episode."

: "This week's theme is america's favorite past-time, baseball!"

Gaster: sits down and watches.

: "Now come on and laugh with us!"

: "Laugh with us! Laugh with us!"

: The audience chants along

Gaster: has nothing to laugh at.

Frisky: ((Gaster: Frisk's puns are better than this piece of shit

Frisky: ((Smazzy: no her puns are worse than this piece of shit

Frisky: ((Gaster: oh

Erised: "..." Erised is visibly confused.

: Everyone starts laughing before the show cuts off to footage of a baseball diamond

Frisky: ((slarv why are you doing this

: ((Wish mv were here

: ((For fun

Erised: "Is this what you usually television watch on entertain?"

: Onna is tied to a pole in the middle of the diamond

: ((Plus this

Frisky: ((oh

Erised: WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Gaster: -HOW DOES THIS GIRL END UP IN SO MUCH SHIT-

DamnDude: (( RIDE THE ESCALATORS EVERYONE ))

: Laughy's voice is heard "She has no idea we're filming her"

: ((Because we decided she was bad this morning

: ((And I needed scp food

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: A green light is shown near home plate

Gaster: ((slarv the name means "secure contain protect" not "serve constant people"

: ((Scp is just the name of a diner in detroit

: A pitching machine starts up

Gaster: ((although with the amount of d-class getting ate you'd think it was

: ((Gotta feed 682 somehow

Erised: "...Should I call Master?"

: Onna is pelted with baseballs

Erised: ((SCP 682-j or SCP 682?))

Gaster: ... I don't know...

: ((Real one

Erised: ((They don't feed 682))

: It's very detailed, the audience is laughing

: ((Not intentionally

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Erised: ((As far as I know they really, really, want to find out how the fuck to kill 682))

: ((Fine jeez, feed 001

Gaster: ((They need to get rid of 682 because if he got loose he'll try to murder everything

Erised: ((Haven't they literally shot 682 into space before))

: ((Three times

Gaster: ((depends on the canon

: ((Into the sun

Erised: ((And he came back.))

: ((With wings

: The machine keeps on shooting balls at her, she's nooot doing good

Gaster: We should try to help her...

: It stops, laughy emerges from under some astroturf, he points out the hidden cameras

: Onna laughs, as does everyone else

: Laughy: "Be sure to stay tuned, we've got a man named Andrew who won't know what [i] hit [/i] him"

: "Remember, laugh is fun!"

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: Commercial break

Gaster: isn't into ruthless slapstick.

: Smol looks like ._.

: Laugh is Fun [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: "I think I'm gonna turn this off.."

Gaster: Good idea. You should put on something good.

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Frisk: ((Smazzy puts on "straddle the goat"

Smol Asriel: does

Frisk: * She walks in on that exact moment.

Frisk: "Erm."

Gaster: Hello, frisk.

Frisk: "Greetings."

Smol Asriel: waves

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Smol Asriel: onna's mutilated corpse is due in the mail to ad in 2-3 weeks along with his free t shirt

Gaster: -He can bury her in it i guess-

Erised: ((HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT FUCKING BODY BAGGED))

Erised: ((MEME ROCK VS GRASS MONO FULL OF LEECH SEED))

Smol Asriel: ((Meme rock?

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Erised: http://158.69.196.64.psim.us/battle-ou-1018

Frisk: * She sits down.

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Frisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/CPT2M6D.webp

Frisk: ((laugh is fun in a nutshell

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Smol Asriel: well she is missing

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Gaster: ((THANK YOU

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Frisk: ((THANKS

Frisk: ((FUCK YOU

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Smol Asriel: ((oh ok

Smol Asriel: ((So is this fixing the stuff

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Gaster: ((I guess

Smol Asriel: ((Gtg

Gaster: ((There's still no details going up on the blog

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Gaster: ((Okay, I glanced through staffchat. They simply reset the server.

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Frisk: ((ah

Frisk: ((And so there were three.))

Frisk: ((The asshole, the cucker, and the D to the D.))

Frisk: ".. It's surprisingly quiet today."

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Gaster: It is.

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Frisk: "It's kind of nice, I guess."

Frisk: "A little weird, too."

Gaster: Mmmhm.

Frisk: ((Another end of the world plot pops up

Frisk: ((Gaster: https://66.media.tumblr.com/ace7cc2168f5f862fda831fe1f80ea6d/tumblr_o2lz7lbhkV1sicn9do3_250.jpg

Frisk: ".. So, how was your day?"

Gaster: It's alright. Yesterday was nice too.

Frisk: "Right."

Gaster: I took the kids to a candy shop.

Frisk: "Cool."

Frisk: "What kind of candy did they get?"

Frisk: ((Gaster: Jawbreakers.))

Frisk: ((Gaster: .. They didn't break their jaws.))

Gaster: They went for the sour gummies. I have no clue how they handle those things."

Frisk: "Sour gummies? Oh, they're rather easy to handle for some people."

Frisk: "For me they're sour at first, but I eventually get used to it."

Gaster: nods. "I suppose I lost my affinity for them."

DamnDude: (( am back ))

DamnDude: (( Cousin came home a day early. ))

Gaster: ((I see

Frisk: "I [i]should[/i] be back to normal Sunday, by the way."

Frisk: ((mmkay

Gaster: Oh! That's wonderful!

Frisk: * She nods.

Frisk: ((Gaster: Let's hope you don't grow a fourth arm!))

Frisk: ((Frisk: Are you implying that I have three?))

Gaster: ((gaster: it would explain how you managed to get good cards way back when

Frisk: ((Frisk: true

Frisk: "Yep!"

Gaster: Say, do you need me to be present?

Frisk: "Only if you want to."

Gaster: Ah, okay...

Gaster: Do you want me to?

Frisk: * She shrugs. "Sure."

Gaster: Alright, I'lll try my best to be there.

Frisk: ((Gaster: But if me and Mettaton are having sex Sunday, I won't come

Frisk: ((Gaster: Y'see, sex is more important than you going back to normal

DamnDude: (( "Well, we'll come but we won't come" ))

Gaster: ((Y'know?

Frisk: ((Mm?))

Frisk: ((Chime: Frisky is a damn asshole and I should burn them.))

Gaster: ((For real though, Gaster's probably making sure his schedule s clear

Frisk: ((Because he's a somewhat good father and he cares.))

Gaster: ((yes

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Frisk: ((Chime: Damn, Frisky didn't make a half-assed joke for once.))

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Frisk: "Thanks."

Frisk: "I'm glad that you are able to come."

Gaster: Of course! I want to make sure you're back to normal."

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Frisk: ((what the hell http://comixjoint.com/6_site_graphics/*Covers/2_Underground/halfassedb.jpg

: (( The most creative of names ))

: (( I don't think that's how you comic book ))

Frisk: "And that's good!"

Gaster: nods.

Frisk: "Hm.."

Frisk: "What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Gaster: "I'm bad to the bone?"

Frisk: "No, 'I'm bone to be wild!'."

Gaster: chuckles a little.

Frisk: "Do you know why skeletons are horrible liars?"

Gaster: No, why?

Frisk: "You can see right through them!"

Gaster: giggles a little.

Frisk: "What did the skeleton say when an army invaded his country?"

Gaster: "I'm boned?"

Frisk: "Tch tch."

Frisk: * She fingerguns.

Gaster: Hey, I got one!

Frisk: "You won't get the next one!"

Frisk: "What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?"

Gaster: A dead ringer?

Frisk: "Dangit."

Gaster: You've got to try harder then that, dear.

Frisk: "Alright!"

Frisk: "What's a skeleton's favorite band?"

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Gaster: Oh, I don't know.

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Frisk: "Bone jovi!"

Frisk: Jovi"

Frisk: Jovi*

Gaster: Oooooh.

Frisk: * fuck

Frisk: "See, I'm stepping up my game."

Gaster: nods. "You are."

Frisk: "What do skeletons call their homies?"

Frisk: * She's already snickering a bit.

Frisk: ((Gaster: I had no homies back in my high school days

Frisk: ((Gaster: I'm too white

Gaster: Uh... their vertebros.

Frisk: "No, their vertebruhs."

Frisk: "Not vertebros."

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Gaster: MMmh, I see.

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Frisk: "And you know why they're called vertebruhs?"

Gaster: Because they've got each other's back.

Frisk: "Exactly."

Frisk: "Do you know how my friend acts recently?"

Gaster: NO?

Frisk: ((capital letters

Frisk: "I'd say they're very marrow minded."

Gaster: ((sometimes my shift key sticks

Frisk: ((yeah

Gaster: chuckles.

Gaster: ((and it makes him shout.

Frisk: ((I can imagine Gaster shouting

Frisk: ((Grillby is like "..........Shut up."

: (( Why am I just reading your puns ))

Frisk: "What do skeletons use to help reduce their fevers?"

Gaster: Uuuuh...

Gaster: I'm not sure.

Frisk: "They use ibu[i]bone[/i]fen."

Gaster: Oooooh.

Frisk: "What's the 'king's' real name?"

Gaster: Uh, I don't know.

Frisk: "PELVIS Presley."

Gaster: blinks. "Oh? [i]Oh[/i], I see who you mean."

Frisk: "Right."

Frisk: "What do skeletons yell at parties?"

Gaster: I'm not sure, why?

Frisk: "[i]Hip hip[/i] hooray!"

Gaster: ... Huh, those sound like lame skeletons.

Frisk: "Yeah."

Frisk: "How do skeletons learn about how babies are made?"

Gaster: I'm not sure.

Frisk: "The [i]bones[/i] and the bees, of course!"

Gaster: Aaah.

Frisk: "What's inside a kind skeleton?"

Gaster: Nothing. We're just bones and empty space.

Frisk: "For some special skeletons though, they have hearts of [i]SKULL[/i]d."

Gaster: Me chuckles. "Like me?"

Frisk: * She nods.

Frisk: ((Gaster is Yoda!

Gaster: ((dang it

Frisk: "Yeah!"

Frisk: "Why do some skeletons throw their hips away?"

Gaster: I don't know, why?

Frisk: "They thought it was a [i]waist.[/i]"

Gaster: laughs. "Good one."

Frisk: * She sighs.

Frisk: "I think I've put enough [i]backbone[/i] into these puns for today."

Gaster: Yeah, i wouldn't want you to break your funnybone.

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Obscurity: (( >"." >still uses /me ))

Frisk: "Of course!"

Frisk: "My funnybone is important."

Frisk: "Without it, I would be as boring as a rock."

Obscurity: (( oh how humerus ))

Gaster: And nobody wants that.

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Frisk: "Indeed."

Frisk: "Wait, can you show me your actual funnybone real quick?"

Gaster: shakes his head. "It's not a physical thing."

Gaster: Not on me, at least.

Gaster: It still hurts like hell when I bump the area, though.

Frisk: "That's not what I meant."

Frisk: "Like, can you show me the condition of your funnybone."

Frisk: "Like, puns."

Gaster: Oh. Uh...

Frisk: ((Gaster makes a sex joke

Frisk: ((Frisk: that's not a pun

Gaster: ((>looks up skeleton puns

Gaster: ((>first page is undertale

Frisk: ((10/10

Gaster: Well, the reason I don't have a physical funnybone is the same reason I can't play church music.

Frisk: "Which is?"

Gaster: I don't have any organs.

Frisk: "Hehe."

Frisk: [s]"Go the fuck to church."[/s]

Gaster: Good thing I can play other instruments though. I like to play skele-tunes on the trombone.

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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy

Smol Asriel: ((I found a spicy maymay i'll share later

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Frisk: ((Karamatsu orders at Grillby's https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjeWXyU4absH0UzpO5PJeHqHTGMce7vpNJuupO24-9Ji6zaxW5qA

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Frisk: "Ooh."

Frisk: "Encore, encore!"

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Gaster: Now, now, throw me a bone here, I can't be sitting here all day.

: ((eyy

Smol Asriel: ((It is very spicy

Frisk: * She pulls out a bone and tosses it to Gaster.

Gaster: stares at the bone, then frowns.

: ((I got a new idea for a character))

Smol Asriel: ((🔥🔥🔥🔥

Frisk: "Uh.."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Lydia [Lydia].

Frisk: "I didn't mean to pull that out."

Frisk: * She takes it and puts it away.

Lydia: will come in later probably

Frisk: * She then takes out a list of bad puns.

Frisk: "There we go!"

Frisk: "These are the puns I've just stated."

Frisk: "So you can tell them to other people."

Frisk: * She hands the list to Gaster.

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Gaster: frowns.

Frisk: "Papa?"

Gaster: He clears his throat.

Gaster: Now, now. There's a skeleton more puns that are sure to rattle your bones. Let me tell you, I feel like I had a femur dream working on these. Worked right to to the bone, and that's not a fibula.

: -DamnDude feels like he is in pun hell-

Frisk: ".. Right."

Frisk: * She takes the list back and puts it away.

Gaster: ((brb, dinner

Frisk: ((ok

Frisk: * She frowns.

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -a girl with long white hair, almost like frosting, who is wearing a yellow and white striped dress and a strawberry hairpin casually walks through the anydoor. She carries cooking equipment- everything from pans to forks to even a [i]meat cleaver[/i] on a belt at her waist. She's holding a bag, presumably containing ingredients.-[/font][/color]

: ((and that is how I do imagery

Frisk: ((i'm just waiting for chime to come back

: ((ah

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: ((ayy

Frisk: ((hi mv

Hellaton: ((yo

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks around- I-is anybody here...?[/font][/color]

Hellaton: enters the bar. Yes.

Frisk: * She looks to Charlotte. "Yes."

Frisk: * She looks back at Gaster

Frisk: * now fuck you Chime food may be important but cau is more important

Frisk: * lolno

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -is the master of food-[/font][/color]

Hellaton: as usual, enters quietly. Considering he's a half-ton robot, that's impressive.

Frisk: ((You would think that Hellaton would make these thumping sounds

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Have any of you seen the chef here...? I would like to ask him something.[/font][/color]

: -The Stopwatch still ticks in the background-

Hellaton: kinda just sits on the couch

Frisk: ((In a sneaky situation, that would be shit

Gaster: ((I'm back

Frisk: ((cool

Hellaton: ((he makes noise but like. hes not very loud and it just sounds like normal robot noises mixed with high heels on the floor

Frisk: ((yeah

Hellaton: ((he makes noise when he wants/has to

Frisk: ((all you really missed was frisk telling a lot of puns

Hellaton: ((ah

Hellaton: ...

Gaster: looks over at the stopwatchs.

Gaster: *stopwatch

Frisk: * She does, too.

Hellaton: does as well.

Frisk: * That has been annoying her.

Hellaton: btw he still has his hair pulled back from yesterday

Hellaton: with one little strand hanging in the front

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks around- I think his name is... Grillby...?[/font][/color]

: -Tick, tock. It seems like you guys need to actually do something before the stopwatch does anything other than tick-

Gaster: picks it up.

Frisk: ((Gaster smashes it

Grillby: -this woukd be the fire man behind the counter-

Frisk: ((The stopwatch makes a cracking sound

Hellaton: ((its two days fast

Frisk: ((it stopped

Frisk: ((short

Frisk: ((never to go again

Frisk: ((when the old

Frisk: ((fuck

Frisk: ((died

Hellaton: ((you must add butter

Frisk: ((yeah, kill the old man faster

Hellaton: ((i forget the exact scene but there was butter and two days fast

Frisk: ((ten out of ten

: -The stopwatch is slightly smashed, but it still works fine oddly-

Hellaton: ((...its from alice in wonderland you pleb

Frisk: "Strange."

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Grillby- Oh! You must the chef! Well then...[/font][/color]

Alice: ((i know fucklord

Gaster: Oh... this looks like it needs to be repaired.

Hellaton: Yyyeah...

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -poses- I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COOK-OFF OF THE AGES![/font][/color]

Hellaton: .......

Grillby: .....................................................

Gaster: ((what if fellby walked in at this moment

Gaster: ((i know what he'd say

Hellaton: ((oh no

: -The stopwatch continues to tick. There's possibly another action you can take at this moment-

Frisk: [sup]"dotdotdotdotdotdot"[/sup]

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...You seem to be the quiet type...[/font][/color]

: 'tick tick tick'

Grillby: -shrugs, polishing a glass.-

Frisk: "What are we going to do to it?"

Gaster: checks to see if it's a wind-up type of stopwatch, or battery-powered.

Frisk: ((Grillby polishes an ass))

Frisk: ((Charlotte: Woah, you're a great chef!

Hellaton: ((lol

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -the closest approximation of what charlotte looks like is [url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yume2kki/images/8/80/Syujinkou_effect_caker.png/revision/latest?cb=20120106041836]this[/url]-[/font][/color]

: -The stopwatch is battery powered-

Frisk: "Take out the batteries?"

Gaster: "Uh... I don't know if that's a good idea.:

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Grillby- ...Shall we?[/font][/color]

Frisk: "Perhaps so."

: -Although with anything that would cover the hands on it broken, you can probably interact with those-

Gaster: prods at the hands.

Grillby: ........I'm not really much of a competitor. Sorry.

Hellaton: ((please appreciate that my grillby command is /flameo

: ((I appreciate it))

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...Just once.[/font][/color]

: -Whenever Gaster is in contact with the hand, Lua seems to be phase in-

Hellaton: ((thank you

Gaster: keeps his fingers on the watch hand.

Hellaton: ...

: . [ ] is now Lua [Lua].

Lua: "Well, this kind of works"

Hellaton: Hhhoholy shit.

Lua: is about a few feet from the group.

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Well, you make chicken tenders, right?[/font][/color]

Gaster: Lua! Hello!

Grillby: ....Yes.

Lua: "It's nice being here without leaving every few seconds"

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : How much for some?[/font][/color]

Gaster: It's nice to see you now.

Grillby: 12 G for four, 18 G for six, 20 G for eight.

Frisk: "Yeah!"

Lua: "So, I'm guessing this means that has something to do with my problem/problems right now"

Hellaton: Iiit is.

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -digs around in her pockets, and gets out 20 G- I'd like eight.[/font][/color]

Frisk: "Time?"

Frisk: "Well, I suppose I can see why."

Gaster: Mmmh.

Grillby: -takes the G, leaves for a few minutes, and returns with 8 medium-sized chicken tenders in a basket of fries.-

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Wait, I'll be right back.[/font][/color]

Lua: "The only issue is someone has to hold that for me to actually be here."

Lua: "Otherwise I just got back again, and that's no fun"

Gaster: I can see that's an issue. Maybe we could tape it down.

Frisk: "Right."

Frisk: "With duct tape."

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Erised: Erised...appears at the couch.

Lua: "I don't seem why that couldn't work"

Erised: Jesus when the FUCK did she get there.

Erised: She's quietly sipping a glass of water.

Hellaton: ....

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Hellaton: was on the couch.

Hellaton: looks over.

Erised: Erised waves.

Hellaton: ....Iii'm sosorry about last tim...

Hellaton: *time

Gaster: looks around. "Someone get me some tape."

Erised: She just shrugs. "Ymm ec famm."

Hellaton: ......

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Alphys: (my wifi's back)

Frisk: ((cool

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Hellaton: ((nice! hi darling!

Lydia: ((I are home

Frisk: * She pulls out some tape.

Alphys: (hu darling!!!)

Frisk: * And hands it to Gaster.

Alphys: (*hi

Erised: ((*Smnash smash smash smash smash* HIHIHIHIHI*SMAYHDFAIBJFKAHGF*

Lydia: ((Imma do a quick timeline thing on lydia

Frisk: "Don't use all of it."

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -reenters, panting and really, [i]really wounded[/i]. However, she holds a platter with some of the most delicious looking chicken tenders in [i]history[/i]- That was definitely, DEFINITELY worth it. *huff* *puff*[/font][/color]

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Lydia: remember when I said she was 16

Lydia: yeah i lied shes 13

Erised: Erised is in her regular form, meaning just a girl in a chessboard dress.

Lydia: rip jager

Frisk: * slarv has a thing for little girls

Frisk: * ech

Gaster: nods, then attempts to tape down the watch hands.

Lydia: fuk u bich

Erised: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/68/64/be/6864be1dd57ee09a13f6d53142244305.jpg

Lua: "So, we just need to find out ______ the _ __ __"

Erised: Basically, she's always wearing this thing.

Lua: -It only works for a few seconds, the tape falls off afterwards-

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: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -limps over, and places the plate next to the other tenders- Does anyone...*huff* *puff* have... *huff* *puff* healing magic...? *huff* *puff*[/font][/color]

Erised: Erised calls Charlotte over.

Erised: "If you desire it."

Gaster: starts holding down the hand again. "Drat."

Gaster: ...

Gaster: Maybe if i bull out the battery...

Gaster: *pull

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -goes to her- Thank you... The poultry in timeline HYRU73 can sure put up a fight...[/font][/color]

Lua: fades back in. "Alright, so that didn't work"

Lydia: ((On a scale of tetris to 110 montauk how fucked up should I make Lydia's "group"

: ((does anybody see what I did there))

Lua: ((Hyrule))

Gaster: ((charlotte got her as beat by poultry

Lydia: ((I wanna bump it up from her actual canon

Lua: (( Coocoos. ))

: ((*Cuccos))

Lydia: ((But its already pretty fucked up

Lua: (( I don't play LoZ, I do not care how it's spelled. ))

Jäger Leyline: (im here

: ((sorry

Frisk: ((110 montauk

Erised: She just puts down her glass of water, and enters that 'Desire' mode. Where she takes the form of your most wanted desire, etc. "Raym vmaf, caf puha."

Lydia: ((Will do

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: is still in the bar

Lydia: has seen and done some fucked shit

Erised: Charlotte is immediately hit by whatever their vision of 'healing' magic is. Be that green swirls, magnifying glasses, a giant HP number, etc.

Lua: (( Lua: "Why is there a third me in the bar?" ))

Erised: She sips her water, going back to normal.

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Gaster: looks to Lua. "Should I try pulling out the battery? What if that erases you for good?"

Lydia: ((I think lydia doesn't break the rules

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Thank you...[/font][/color]

Lydia: ((Pretty sure

Erised: She nods. And goes back to her very tall glass of water.

Lua: "Well, it seems so far making the timer not go has only helped so far, so I don't see why not"

Jäger Leyline: ((well theres only one rule

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -goes by Grillby- Now... Anybody want to taste test?[/font][/color]

Lydia: ((It doesnt break it

Gaster: ... Okay. I'm sorry if I kill you, Lua.

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Jäger Leyline: is sitting on the couch still

Gaster: attempts to remove the battery.

Erised: "...Master Ytisoreneg said to not try any delicacies of foreign."

Lydia: ((Or, according to interpret- oh fucking christ no yeah lydia is 100% ok

Lua: "It's alrighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt."

Hellaton: .......

Lua: is now frozen in place.

Lydia: ((Duh i forgot hellaton existed

Gaster: ... OH god.

Hellaton: ((wow

Lydia: ((Shhhhh

Frisk: ".. Put the battery back."

Hellaton: ............

Gaster: ((You can imply the r part of rule two, not rp it basically

Frisk: ((wowwwwww

Lydia: ((Yeah i wont rp it

Hellaton: Ppput ththat thing baback where it came frrrrom or so helllp me.

Lydia: ((Thats what i thought

Hellaton: ((yeah

Frisk: ((gj slarv you forgot about mv

Lydia: ((Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Hellaton: ((i heavily implied it with both my mains dude wtf fuck

Lydia: ((I forgot ;_;

Gaster: puts the battry back.

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...Darn.[/font][/color]

Lydia: ((Oh shit i forgot

Hellaton: ((idk why youre forgetting, i bring this to you every episode

Gaster: ((I think i implied Fellby faced some dub-con back in his early career

Lydia: ((Gotta upload the spicy meme

Lua: is able to move again, after Gaster stops the hand.

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks around, and eventually sees Jäger- Hey! Come try these, please![/font][/color]

Gaster: Sorry about that.

Lua: "It's fine, I walked into that one myself I suppose."

Gaster: nods. "Maybe we need a better adhesive."

Jäger Leyline: boring day

Hellaton: ....Sssuperglue.

Hellaton: Thhhthe weight of the hhhohorrors of regrets.

Lydia: ((Fucking..

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...Please?[/font][/color]

Frisk: * She pulls out superglue plus. Basically, a futuristic superglue. She hands it to Gaster.

Lua: "I'd say we don't mess around with the stopwatch for now. I mean, it didn't go well the first two times"

Lydia: ((http://m.imgur.com/qgM0kV2

Frisk: "Well, okay."

Hellaton: Thhhhe fifirst one was okay bbut.

Gaster: uncaps the glue, but stops before gluing the hand in place.

Jäger Leyline: ((Slarv you planning on doing anying? otherwise I'm going to shower

Lydia: ((I found this sign today

Lydia: ((Imma bring lydia in, thats all

Hellaton: It jjust dididn't work.

Jäger Leyline: ((I mean like right meow

Lydia: ((No

Erised: Erised sips her water.

Jäger Leyline: ((mkay, shower time

Lydia: ((I thought that was a funny sign

Gaster: puts the glue down. He continues to hold the watch in place.

Hellaton: ((it was

Lua: "Yeah, but superglue seems a bit more permanent to me, more than removing a battery"

Frisk: * She puts the superglue away.

Hellaton: Eeeevery acaction is permannnnnnnnnent in some mamanner.

Frisk: "Wise words, Hellaton."

Gaster: It does.

Frisk: ((Hellaton the Wise Wizard

Hellaton: Iiit's permanently cemmmented in hihistory, evvven if it's trivialllll.

Hellaton: Eeeven if nonobody rememembers it.

Erised: "Unless."

Hellaton: ((things youd expect gaster to say

Lua: "Fair point"

Erised: "You just unstick the glue."

Hellaton: ....

Gaster: That was rather well put, Hellaton.

Erised: Erised sips her water.

Hellaton: T-thhhanks.

Erised: "Everything has a reason, why would time be no differed?" She meant to say Different.

Lua: (( It's a broken stopwatch, it may drip into the inner part of the watch, and well that won't go well ))

Erised: But the message got across.

Erised: "I mean, you could've just used stronger...whats the word for it?"

Erised: "The sticky stuff."

Hellaton: pushes the single strand of hair that's out back. "Ttape."

Erised: "Thank you, tape."

Frisk: "Every step you take is written in the book of life. Every action, every word, every place you go. What's the most interesting part about it? You're the author, and your words aren't spoken through text, they're spoken through your own eyes."

Hellaton: nods.

Erised: "...Where are we getting so philos...philospic...deep?"

Erised: "Why are we getting so deep? It's just tape and glue."

Frisk: "Why not?"

Hellaton: ....Iii... I dodon't know why I stttarted ththat.

Erised: "Because its unnecasary and undesired?"

Lua: "[sub]I didn't realize I walked into philosophy class today[/sub]"

Gaster: ... Someone find me some duct tape, I'm going to attempt application of it to the stopwatch.

Erised: "...Duct tape is the black tape, right?"

Hellaton: goes into the back room.

Frisk: * She tosses a roll of duct tape to Gaster.

Lua: (( We started with duct tape ))

: Lydia [Lydia] is now Azzy [Azzy].

Frisk: ((Hellaton comes back out with better duct tape

Hellaton: nvm

Frisk: ((Frisk: shit

Hellaton: ...Iiit can bebe.

Erised: ((Erised is sort of a beginner to english, she gets most of the stuff across, but has trouble with tenses and random nouns.))

Frisk: ((he should of came out with higher quality duct tape

Hellaton: Iit's usususlly silvver.

Erised: "...Made of silver?"

Frisk: ((gaster gives frisk her duct tape and takes Hella's duct tape

Gaster: ((i thought it was normal tape

Lua: "I've seem duct tape with rainbows on it"

Erised: "Thats a very big waste of recou...rec...items."

Erised: "Very big waste of items."

Hellaton: Nnno, it's ththe color sillllver.

Azzy: ((Azzy wants to take you all to church

Lua: (( If it was normal tape, I'd say it was cut, not that it fell off ))

Azzy: ((So imma let him rp a bit

Erised: ((Duct tape doesn

Erised: ((Duct tape doesn't 'fall off'))

Erised: ((That thing has a stronger grip than I do on my computer mouse))

Frisk: ((Duct tape has a stronger grip than I do on my life))

Frisk: ((lolno

Erised: "..."

Erised: "...Why color it silver?"

Erised: "Wouldn't blue, or just making it clear, look better?"

Frisk: "Because that's the material."

Erised: "So the material were Silver?"

Frisk: "The material is more sturdy."

Frisk: "No."

Frisk: "It wasn't."

Erised: "You just said it weren't made of Silver."

Frisk: ".."

Hellaton: Iiit hahas fibers wovvven in, so it cannn't be clear.

Hellaton: Iiit isnnn't.

Frisk: "Yep."

Lua: (( When it's under the watch hand and the watch hand is constantly trying to move, it's going to force the tape to fall off ))

Erised: Curious shit child.

Frisk: "It's made of fibers."

Hellaton: It hhhas the same cocolor.

Azzy: enters through the anydoor in papal robes, an open apocrypha in one hand and a cross in the other, both raised high. "REPENT THINE SIN LEST THE LORD STRIKE THEE DOWN AS A SERPENT IN HIS RIGHTEOUS GARDEN OF EDEN"

Gaster: ((what if they attempted to tie it down somehow?

Erised: "...Why not made the fibers clear?"

Gaster: ... Uh. Hello?

Hellaton: shrugs.

Hellaton: ......

Erised: ((HE'S THE FUCKING POPE))

Frisk: * She looks to Azzy. ".."

Frisk: ((Azzy tries to kiss Frisk again

Azzy: "You heard me"

Frisk: ((Azzy flirts with Frisk

Lua: "Gaster please put down the watch, I don't feel like going to religious ed again. ))

Lua: again."*

Gaster: Okay.

Hellaton: Iiiiis ththis some nnnnnnew trtrend or.

Gaster: puts down the watch.

Azzy: (({Bitch you guessed it}

Frisk: "It's the Asriel trend."

Frisk: ((still do it

Hellaton: ........

Frisk: "..."

Lua: fades out of the bar for now.

Frisk: "I think so, anyways."

Hellaton: .....

Azzy: "Excuuuuse you, I am not Asriel, I am Azzy. Lying like that is a sin"

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Azzy-...?[/font][/color]

Frisk: "Erm, sorry Azzy?"

Azzy: "You'll need to come to confessional with me"

Hellaton: Wwwewell exccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, prinnnncess.

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...What.[/font][/color]

Erised: Erised just blinks.

Erised: "...What does Confessional mean?"

Hellaton: THAT JOKE HAD TO COME EVENTUALLY

Gaster: Oh, sorry, I'm not religious.

Azzy: "Confess your sins, my children"

Frisk: "Me neither."

Azzy: "Shit"

Erised: "Luhvacceuhym, it's a luvacceuhym."

Azzy: "Be back in a minute"

Hellaton: I'm nnnnnnnninety fifive, nnnot yoyour child.

Azzy: exits

Erised: "I am..."

Erised: "...Somewhere between 10 and 14, probably."

Frisk: ((azzy then tries to impress frisk

Frisk: ((shitchild

Azzy: ((I love his plan

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : I'm older than I can remember,[/font][/color]

Gaster: .Well, that was interesting.

Hellaton: Yyyeah.

Frisk: ((does the plan involve frisk

Frisk: "Yeah."

: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Yep.[/font][/color]

Azzy: re-enters in five minutes with a gimp suit on, flaming crosses in both hands, an upside down cross painted in blood on his chest, and a pentagram necklace. "FELLOW ATHEIIIIISTTTS, WHADDUP REBELSSSS?". He winks at frisk

Gaster: ...

Hellaton: ......

Gaster: What is this.

Hellaton: leaves the bar.

Erised: "What was athiest?"

Frisk: ((wow rip

Hellaton: nopes the fuck out.

Frisk: "... Ehm."

Erised: Someone fucking teach her tenses jeez.

Azzy: dont care bout no hellatons

Frisk: * She pushes back into her chair.

Erised: Kek.

Hellaton: ok wow

Erised: She'll get the hang of them eventually.

Erised: "So."

Azzy: "What about you, buttercup?"

Erised: "What's Religion?"

: ＢＩＯＮＩＣ_ＤＯＧ's connection timed out.

Azzy: "You in for a rousing [i]sinfest[/i]?

Hellaton: is GLAD HE GOT OUT OF THERE

Azzy: "After all, no god means noooo rules"

Frisk: "Not really."

Azzy: winks

Frisk: "You can get arrested for being a pedophile."

Azzy: "Fucking chri- no, that was my first plan"

Jäger Leyline: returns to the couch

Erised: I laughed

Hellaton: ((i get it

Azzy: "You look around my age, sweetie"

Frisk: ((Metta walks in

Azzy: winks

Frisk: (("get away from my daughter"

Gaster: Stop flirting with my daughter!

Jäger Leyline: yay dude, you're pushing it more than I do

Frisk: * She looks a little uncomfortable.

Azzy: "But I get [i]results[/i]" he fingerguns jager

Jäger Leyline: perhaps you should ask B10 about a few nights ago

Azzy: "Your daughter is old enough to make the right choice on her own"

Jäger Leyline: and I don't hit on little girls

Erised: Erised has forgotten to drink her water, watching this train wreck.

Jäger Leyline: fingerguns back

Erised: She's entered bull hearts desire mode without knowing.

Azzy: looks around 11 so

Erised: Erised looks around 10-13.

Gaster: glances at Erised and outright [i]leaps[/i] back.

Frisk: ((Azzy looks at Erised

: ＢＩＯＮＩＣ_ＤＯＧ [] joined chat.

Frisk: (("Oh, it's another darling!"

Azzy: is only interested in frism

Frisk: ((Metta: that's my phrase, also, use my damn phrase right

Frisk: * frisk*

Jäger Leyline: besides she already has someone, so you got no chance

Frisk: ((also it was a joke

Hellaton: ((ok im wondering what the fucky gaster is seeing

Frisk: ((azzy's heart's desire is frisk

Erised: (("Holy shit I didn't realize you had a sister"))

Azzy: slides over to frisk setting the crosses down

Hellaton: ((lol

Erised: ((*Erised lunges for water*))

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -since nothing is happening with Charlotte rn, B10 enters-[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Yo.[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((Erised lands in a pool of gasoline

Gaster: tries to avert his eyes from Erised.

Frisk: ((Erised: AAAAAAAA

Jäger Leyline: sip

Jäger Leyline: sup*

Frisk: * She looks away from Azzy.

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Not much~-smiles at him-[/color][/font]

Azzy: "So, can I buy you a drink, fellow rebel against god? Perhaps a [i] bloody[/i] mary, or perhaps a red [i]devil[/i]?"

Azzy: winks again

Frisk: "I'm not twenty one."

Gaster: turns his sight to Azzy instead. "Leave her alone."

Azzy: "Pshh"

Jäger Leyline: What the skele dude said,

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits by him- What's been happenin' lately with you?[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: not much, had a job recently

Azzy: "That's ok, we can skip the drinks"

Jäger Leyline: took out a small pack of rebels

Erised: She quietly watches Azzy.

Erised: Azzy's pickup lines are subtle as a fucking train wreck.

Erised: And i'm laughing my ass off irl

Hellaton: ((same

Lua: (( He

Frisk: "What are you implying, exactly?"

Lua: (( He's as subtle as a pick-up truck ))

Hellaton: ((hah

Azzy: "Hardcore anal sex"

Frisk: ((hahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA[COLOR=#FF0000]HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH[/COLOR]

Gaster: NO.

: ((I'M DYING

Gaster: Absolutely not!

Frisk: * She blinks.

Hellaton: ((SAME

Jäger Leyline: thas it

Azzy: "The suit stays on"

Hellaton: ((my gf and i are dead

Jäger Leyline: pulls out his caster

Hellaton: ((you killed us

Frisk: ((WHY

Lua: (( OK, now he's as subtle as a pick-up truck ramming into the bar, and him falling over on the car's horn ))

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to Azzy- ...You can't just do that.[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((YOU'RE KILLING ALL OF US

Azzy: "Watch, as we speak her loins crave my loving embrace"

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : So, I guess I need to intervene.[/color][/font]

Azzy: ((I'm so proud

Lua: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVAhW4ToLFI

Jäger Leyline: you want me to blast his head off frisk?

Frisk: "..." She shakes her head. "Nono, he doesn't need to die."

Frisk: "He may have horrible pickup lines, but you don't need to kill him over it."

Jäger Leyline: no I have horrible pick up ines

Gaster: If he puts his hands on you, I'll fight him.

Azzy: "I haven't tested pickup lines yet! I forgot"

Jäger Leyline: what he has is just fucking stupid

Frisk: ".. I guess so."

Azzy: "Eyy girl, are you heats flamesman?"

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : I agree. -walks up to Frisk-[/color][/font]

Frisk: "No."

Azzy: "Because I'll never forget your name" wink

Hellaton: ((jäger read azzy for filth holy fuck

Azzy: "Wait what is your name anyway"

Jäger Leyline: ((what?

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -whispers to Frisk- [sub]can I pick him up and place him on the other side of the bar[/sub][/color][/font]

Frisk: * She looks to B10 and shrugs. "Whatever you think is best."

Gaster: You don't know her name oh my god

Frisk: * She looks back at Azzy.

Frisk: "Now, really?"

Azzy: "Wait"

Hellaton: ((...to read or to read for filth: to verbally wreck someone to the point of almost no recovery

Azzy: "Is it frank"

Frisk: "I'll only tell you this once, but my name is Frisk Rogers Gaster-Blook Dreemurr Fox."

Frisk: "You better not forget that."

Hellaton: ((usually done with truth

Azzy: tips his gimp suit

Azzy: "I won't, my sweet"

Gaster: ((HIS ENTIRE

Gaster: ((GIMP SUIT

Lua: (( Azzy: "Wait, you're related to Captain America?" ))

Azzy: you don't even know how he did it, but it was a visible tip of his entire gimp suit

Erised: ((HAH))

Lua: (( "Rogers, not Rodgers" ))

Hellaton: ((frisk: my name is esteban julio ricardo de la rosa ramirez

Erised: (("Who is also italian"))

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks up to him, and calmly picks him up. She proceeds to walk over the the other end of the couch, and place him there.-[/color][/font]

Azzy: "..."

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -promptly walks back over to Jäger and sits by him.-[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((Azzy: Oh, my sweet darling, the bar keeps us apart, though I know that we won't end up like Romeo and Juliet! Oh, sweet darling, we'll blossom like a flowe--

Frisk: ((Frisk: Okay, stop.))

Azzy: ((Oh god now he's writing poetry

Azzy: slides back over to her

Frisk: ((oh no

Jäger Leyline: next time you pull that shit I'm going to dunk your head in the filthiest toilet here

Azzy: "A haiku, for my love"

Azzy: loudly clears his throat

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...Frisk, should I do it again?[/color][/font]

Hellaton: texts Gaster [tell me when this shit is over]

Azzy: "Your beauty is like"

Azzy: "The cherry blossoms in may"

Frisk: * She shrugs.

Azzy: "Raining gently down"

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Okay, I'm gonna do a thing.[/color][/font]

Gaster: [it's not stopping help me]

Azzy: strums his shamisen

Erised: "...What's a haiku."

Lua: is very thankful he doesn't have to see this shit fest.

Erised: She sips her glass of water.

Frisk: * She hopes that Azzy won't see her when she's back to normal.

Hellaton: ((i was expecting the end line to be "anime as fuck"

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks over to him, picks him up, and places him at the other end of the couch-[/color][/font]

Azzy: "..."

Jäger Leyline: ...its snowing on Mount Fuji

Azzy: is just gonna slide back over whenever you do that

Hellaton: [i cant help from here im not getting close to that outfit]

Jäger Leyline: gets up

Gaster: [good point]

Frisk: ((Hella texts Metta about Azzy

Frisk: ((METTATON'S FUCKING PISSED

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -is just gonna slide him right back-[/color][/font]

Azzy: will KEEP SLIDING BACK DAMMIT

Jäger Leyline: walks over to Azzy

Jäger Leyline: you asked for it

Jäger Leyline: picks him up

Azzy: "There may be dogs in our way darling, but you a- ok there's a goat this time"

Jäger Leyline: walks over to the restroom with Azzy

Jäger Leyline: finds the shittest toilet there is

Azzy: "Ahem, I'm not into men"

Gaster: [I think I should tell Mettaton about this creep]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : You got any ideas on how to stop him...?[/color][/font]

Erised: "Haikus are simple."

Jäger Leyline: gonna put your head in there

Erised: "Though they don't always make sense."

Hellaton: [i suggest locking the goat in the closet]

Erised: "Refridgerator."

Frisk: * She shakes her head.

Frisk: "No idea."

Azzy: "I appreciate the offer, th- no you're not"

Azzy: evaporates

Jäger Leyline: dunks Azzy's head in the toilet

Jäger Leyline: oh

Azzy: all that remains is a gimpsuit

Jäger Leyline: returns to the bar

Erised: "...That when odd."

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : What happened?[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: actually stuff the gimp suit down the toilet

Jäger Leyline: and lights it on fire

Jäger Leyline: flushes it

Gaster: [wait no I think he's gone]

Frisk: ((azzy walks back in

Hellaton: [ok good]

Jäger Leyline: returns to the bar

Frisk: ((wearing a pink gimpsuit

Hellaton: returns

Frisk: ((Hellaton: damn it.

Jäger Leyline: looks like hes one of those goop things

Jäger Leyline: Amalgums>

Jäger Leyline: Amaglates?

Frisk: ".. Welcome back, Hellaton."

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...! I got an idea! I'll be right back.[/color][/font]

Frisk: * She sighs.

Hellaton: ((hellaton: ..........iiiiim gogoing to set yoyou on fire

Hellaton: Hhi.

Hellaton: Dddid he huhurt you?

Jäger Leyline: Jeska told me about 'm

Azzy: materializes back next to frisk, wearing a pink gimpsuit

Hellaton: !

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -leaves, and returns with a rather large jar-[/color][/font]

Frisk: ".. Oh."

Erised: "Ysymkysydac?"

Azzy: "So, as I was saying"

Gaster: SHIT!

Hellaton: nopes out

Jäger Leyline: walks to the bar and grabs Evergreen alcohol

Jäger Leyline: 99% alcohol baby

Gaster: [To Mettaton: THERE'S A CREEP HITTING ON OUR DAUGHTER]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks to Azzy, opens the jar, and attempts to put Azzy in the jar-[/color][/font]

Azzy: not without alcohol you dont

MettatonSEX: -busts in- WHO'S HITTING ON FRISK

Jäger Leyline: it'll get you drunk in no time, you'll be fucking uglos in to time

Frisk: * She points to Azzy.

Jäger Leyline: no*

Gaster: Good job!

Azzy: 0_0

Jäger Leyline: that little shit -points to Azzy and toss Metta a bottle of liquror

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -screws the top off-[/color][/font]

Gaster: You've done pissed us off!

Azzy: runs away

MettatonSEX: -punches Azzy in the face-

Erised: "Ur tayn..."

Azzy: is out the door

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -chases, holding the jar-[/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: -already punched him-

Azzy: k

Azzy: evaporates somewhere and goes home

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -returns-[/color][/font]

Azzy: (({Hows my rp}

Gaster: Well, that was something.

Erised: "..."

Hellaton: ((it's good! it's hilarious

Erised: Her forms starts to waver. She sips her water.

Frisk: ((amazing.

Erised: "...I hate the taste of water."

Frisk: "... It certainly was."

Azzy: (({Thx bby}

Jäger Leyline: well that was fun

MettatonSEX: ....Yeah, sorry, can't stay, have a show to get to. Bye darlings!

Frisk: "Bye, dad."

Frisk: "Also, thanks for chasing him off."

MettatonSEX: Bye, text me if any creep hits on you again.

Gaster: waves goodbye, nodding.

Erised: *RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP*

Frisk: "I will!"

Jäger Leyline: damn and I was about to break a bottle over his head

MettatonSEX: -winks as he leaves-

: ((who is Frisk thanking))

Erised: *BANG BANG BANG BANG RAP RAP RAP* Who the fuck knocks on an anydoor.

Frisk: ((metta

Hellaton: reenters.

Erised: Thats a really loud knock.

Gaster: seems a little upset that Mettaton's gone.

Frisk: "Greetings again, Hellaton!"

Hellaton: Iii wawas notified he wa-- whattttt the fufuck is ththat noise.

Frisk: ((i almost typed Yellaton

Erised: The knocking gets louder.

Frisk: * She looks to the Anydoor.

Jäger Leyline: walks over to the jukebox and knocks it

Erised: "Open the door, Erised!"

Erised: Erised just runs over and opens the Anydoor. Who needs an anydoor opened for them.

Jäger Leyline: -the jukebox starts playing ,"Rag Doll" by Aerosmith

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits by Jäger- That was...strange.[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: eh

Jäger Leyline: I've seen worse

Erised: It's a man in a suit, a very regal-looking, red suit with gold trims. "Thank you Erised, would you get me something to drink from the bar?" Erised nods, and runs over to the bar.

MettatonSEX: -returns, his body dripping wet.- They cancelled it due to rain. Wish I knew sooner, but. -he sits by Gaster and leans on him.-

Frisk: "Oh, okay!"

Hellaton: Oh, yyyoyou're back!

: High Priest Laharl [Erised] is now High Priest Laharl [Ytisoreneg].

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Frisk: "Greetings again, Dad!"

Jäger Leyline: lies on the couch

Gaster: smiles. "Hello, dear!"

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Hey, that time you went to my place wasn't half bad...[/color][/font]

Ytisoreneg: He seems like a wonderful person. Very nice. He calmly moves to a chair, Erised bringing him a soda.

Jäger Leyline: yep

MettatonSEX: Despite being waterproof, the rain is a biiiiiiiiiitch.

: Azzy [Azzy] is now Lydia [Lydia].

Hellaton: Aaagreed.

Hellaton: sits by Mettaton. Metta wraps his arms around both.

Ytisoreneg: "E pnuikrd oui cusa [soda] sycdan."

Gaster: Oh, indeed. Do you want a towel, dear?

Frisk: ((MV's thought process: ok good metta is gone now hella has to be brought in -two minutes later- NEEED.. MORE.. GASTON..))

MettatonSEX: Eh.

Ytisoreneg: "Dryhg oui, [Erised]"

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Frisk: "Who needs towels when your legs are so hot that they could fry an egg?"

Gaster: chuckles. "That's true."

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...Wanna come to my place again?[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: some other time

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: expecting someone

Ytisoreneg: The man sips his soda, Erised practically waitng on him hand and feet for everything.

Loni Leyline: -walks in-

Ytisoreneg: Damn, thats just plain devotion.

: Lydia's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: -chuckles- Aw, sweetie.

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Frisk: ((Jäger: oh yeah loni you need to talk with this hot little girl named Frisk

Frisk: ((Loni: are you implying..

Frisk: ((Jäger: SHE'S OLDER THAN SHE LOOKS

Gaster: hugs his darling close, not seeming to mind the fact that his clothes are getting wet.

Frisk: "Hey, it's true!"

Hellaton: -hugs both close.

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Oh, your sister?[/color][/font]

Loni Leyline: - for those who don't know, shes a 14 year old goat with brown and white fur, she has some deformities, a number of bald spots, surgical sites, is fraile looking, and walks around with an IV post at all times

Jäger Leyline: yep

MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster and Hella close. He's drying off fast.

MettatonSEX: smooches both of his loves on the cheeks.

Gaster: Oh! Darling!

Hellaton: -whirrrrrrrrrs and steam puffs-

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to Loni- Great to meet you![/color][/font]

: Lydia [Lydia] joined chat.

Lydia: has 50% chance of being liked by the bar patrons and a 50% chance of getting shot

Loni Leyline: .....he...llo....

: ((brb, dinner

: ＢＩＯＮＩＣ_ＤＯＧ [] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((k

Loni Leyline: -sits down next to Jager-

Jäger Leyline: lightly hugs her

Loni Leyline: -waves to Hellaton

MettatonSEX: is still hugging both.

Ytisoreneg: *RAP RAP RAP SMAHS SMASH*

Lydia: barely slides in through the anydoor, keeping a gun in hand, staying low as she slinks to the backroom very quickly

Hellaton: -waves back- Hhhihi.

Jäger Leyline: lookie lookie, its Janie again

Lydia: btw i changed her age

Jäger Leyline: (I saw

Gaster: is snuggled up against Mettaton.

Frisk: * She leans back into her chair.

Lydia: still looks old for her age, though

MettatonSEX: has both loves snuggled to him

Jäger Leyline: look out everyone, Janie got a gun -is staring at Lydia the whole time-

Gaster: ... Whuh, who?

Jäger Leyline: points to Lydia

MettatonSEX: ....That reference is older than you are.

MettatonSEX: and Hella look to her.

MettatonSEX: ....

Lydia: quickly goes to the backroom

Ytisoreneg: Erised is waiting hand and foot for this guy, who is at a table living like a king with his own personal little handmaid.

Jäger Leyline: walks over to the anydoor

Jäger Leyline: stands in front it

: Erron [Erron] joined chat.

Erron: ((AAAAAA MY WEEKEND BEGINS!

Jäger Leyline: theres only one way back to your timeline

Lydia: is in the backroom