MettatonSEX: ...I see your point.
Reborn: I mean got MTT you gotta MAKE THIS A RACE THING
Reborn: jk
MettatonSEX: Welp, sorry I can't do anything here.
Frisk: ((yeah
Reborn: "...Perhaps you could go inspect the beaches? I hear special pokemon lurk in the rocks..."
Reborn: Victoria is trying really desperately to be nice here.
MettatonSEX: (("if youre from the underground, then why are you robotic?" "oh my god victoria you cant just ask people why theyre robotic"
Reborn: "I...kind of have a class to teach."
MettatonSEX: Hm, I'll try that.
MettatonSEX: Ah, then I won't take your time.
MettatonSEX: Sorry.
Frisk: ((IC I always imagine Kara as he looks in the anime))
Reborn: She nods.
Frisk: ((Same with the rest of the sextuplets))
MettatonSEX: Well, see you later, then, darling.
Reborn: "Now, as I was saying, inner turmoil can indeed conflict outside affairs...but outside turmoil should never complicate inside affairs."
MettatonSEX: waves goodbye before leaving
Reborn: "Do not be affected, and do not affect others, negatively..."
Reborn: Her voice fades out.
MettatonSEX: makes note of this advice
MettatonSEX: lol jk
MettatonSEX: hes still gonna live by his philosophy of respect others until they disrespect you
Frisk: ((like the humans look more realistic and the cartoon and anime people are literally ripped out of their respective shows))
Frisk: ((that's how i imagine it anyways
Reborn: ((I always go by the 'cliff' method of learning))
Fellby: ((lmao
Reborn: ((If a human walks off a cliff, they fall))
MettatonSEX: ((metta and hella will always look unrealistically leggy and wide-hipped to me i cant invision them any other way
Reborn: ((If a cartoon human walks off a cliff, they pause in the air for 5-10 seconds, and look down))
Reborn: ((Then they fvall))
Fellby: ((if an anime human falls off the cliff, they have an episode -long flashback
Reborn: ((And then they don't fall, and fall in love))
MettatonSEX: ((i feel like there should be some cartoon physics in certain areas and itd be great if the people were aware
Reborn: Inside the rocks...
Reborn: MTT finds a crawdaunt.
MettatonSEX: (("what are you doing!" "i just gotta not look down, ill be fine"
Reborn: [MTT has acquired the FUCK YOU CRAWDAUNT[
Reborn: [Ability:Tough Claws]
MettatonSEX: Hello there.
Reborn: It screams at MTT.
Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"
Fellby: ((it's a rock lobster
MettatonSEX: Not into that, sorry.
Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"
MettatonSEX: ((it's my fursona
Reborn: Thats all this thing can say
MettatonSEX: ((it's walhart
Reborn: It just keeps yelling fuck you.
MettatonSEX: ((it's ryouma
Frisk: ((it's walmart
Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"
MettatonSEX: puts a hand over its mouth.
Reborn: It yells at the same exact volume.
Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: grabs a Pokéball and catches this fuck
Reborn: The pokeball yells.
Reborn: 'FUCK YOU!"
MettatonSEX: where does he keep them? his chest ofc
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: I'm not going to fuck you.
Reborn: "FUCK YOU!"
MettatonSEX: stores this fuck away
MettatonSEX: looks around more
Reborn: MTT's chest echoes with a cacophany of FUCK YOU
MettatonSEX: shuts his chest.
Reborn: MTT also finds...himself.
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MettatonSEX: has a pocket dimension in there
MettatonSEX: ....
Reborn: As in a mirror-image of himself, staring off into the ocean.
MettatonSEX: goes to mirrorton.
Reborn: It changes to match MTT.
Reborn: Walking exactly like them.
MettatonSEX: Hello, gorgeous.
Reborn: Until it sees MTT, and fucking BOLTS.
Reborn: On all fours.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: runs the fuck after it.
Fellby: orders another drink.
MettatonSEX: no, he uses his rocket boots, because he has those
Reborn: MTT walks into a scene of over 25 mirrortons.
Reborn: All staring.
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MettatonSEX: ...
Reborn: You walked into the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.
MettatonSEX: Did I interrupt an orgy?
Reborn: They all morph to reveal they're.
Reborn: All.
Reborn: Dittos.
MettatonSEX: ...Apparently.
Frisk: ((I can imagine Metta running on all fours
Reborn: Except for one, which is seemingly just a Porygon-Z that is very good at using Camoflauge.
Frisk: ((It would be hilarious
Reborn: (9Gtg))
MettatonSEX: goes to the Porygon Z
Fellby: ((Ah, okay
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MettatonSEX: ((fucko
Frisk: ((RIP
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Fellby: hums to himself.
MettatonSEX: takes the porygon z and goes... to the show he had, fuck, he nearly forgot
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Hellaton: ....
Hellaton: Um. Ssssso. S-sorrrrry I haven't rereturned to the... the bakery...
Fellby: It's fine. I figured you'd never want to come back anyway.
DamnDude: (( "It's fine, I'm only going to TAKE OUT YOUR KNEE CAPS!" ))
Hellaton: I... dddon't, but, I wwwawanted to see how yoyou were doing, and Iiii kind of promised I wowould.
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Fellby: nods. "Got it."
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Hellaton: So, sssorry...
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Fellby: Look, pal, it's fine... it's not like we've got a severance package for you to collect.
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Fellby: ((hey flame
Barchar: (hi)
DamnDude: (( Well I just got a really cool idea for a unitale battle while I was messing around with some ideas. ))
Hellaton: ...Yyyyeah, I... I gguess.
Barchar: (sorry about disappearing)
Barchar: (Overwatch is good)
Fellby: ((It's okay.
DamnDude: (( It's fine ))
Barchar: (that's pretty much my only excuse)
Barchar: (what've I missed)
Hellaton: ((it ok
Hellaton: ((uhhhh im... not sure when u disappeared so, there was vampire bullshit and thats pretty recent, um...
DamnDude: (( But basically, the idea is a fight that the wavetimer increases throughout the battle and acting the right way increases the wave timer, and the only way to lower it is to waste turns using a different act. ))
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Fellby: ((Not much - we ended slarv's arc and now we are kind of relaxing.
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DamnDude: (( I'm mostly just building up for July right now. ))
Hellaton: ((nice
Barchar: (I think I left the day after slarv arc)
Barchar: (ended)
Barchar: (also vampire shit?)
DamnDude: (( That's Laharl's thing ))
Hellaton: ((they tried to move the sun but they had to reverse it
Hellaton: .........
Fellby: ((I do have something planned for the gaston timeline.
Barchar: (...oh?)
Barchar: (thats...strange)
Fellby: ((It's part of my arc
Barchar: has been off doing idfk just running around dimensions I guess
Fellby: ((I'm implementing a choice system
Hellaton: ...H-hhhow has everything beeen?
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Fellby: Oh, it's been wonderful. Ever since we got the casino in we've got a new sort of clientele.
Hellaton: Oh, nnnice.
Frisk: ((And the choice system is cool.))
Fellby: Those looking to spend their money elsewhere.
Barchar: (I assume fellby and Hella are in the bar)
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Hellaton: ((ye
Barchar: moseys on in. "Grillby. Hellaton." she says, waving.
Hellaton: Oh, hhi.
Fellby: Hello to you too.
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Barchar: "I'd ask how you were doing, but...i...dont need to." she shrugs, sitting down.
Hellaton: .....Yyyeah...
Fellby: Well, that takes all the fun out of it, doesn't it?
Barchar: shrugs. "I got used to it."
Barchar: "I mean, you could just stop talking about your feelings when i'm not around."
Fellby: shrugs. "I guess that's true."
Hellaton: ...Ttththere are too many.
Barchar: "That's...i was joking, anyway."
Hywel: -Let's just assume Hywel and Azalea were doing shit, cause I wasn't planning on taking like a week long break.-
Fellby: "Mmmh." He orders another drink.
Hellaton: ...Oh...
Barchar: " that a good idea?"
Hellaton: ((hi bread
Fellby: What, the alcohol? I know how to burn it off.
: ((Kek))
Barchar: "Fair enough, I suppose."
Fellby: takes a sip. His flames flicker a little.
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: So...
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks in, waving to the people in the bar, then sitting at the bar and ordering a drink.-
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Barchar: "Hello, Asriel."
Hellaton: Hhi.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey."
Fellby: turns his attention to Asriel. "Hello there." There's a slight purr in his voice.
Hellaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is currently stressed the fuck out cause of his first and upcoming child.-
Hellaton: scoots away from Fellby, just a tiny bit.
Barchar: gives fellby a red-eyed glare. "No."
Fellby: ...Okay, fire.
Fellby: *fine
Hellaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hello, Grillby."
Hellaton: ((fire
: ((It's not wrong))
Barchar: (Barchar: "PUNS WON'T SAVE YOU" )
Fellby: How are you doing tonight?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Could be better."
MB!SwapMuffet: is still in the barkery/casino (barkersino?), keeping things running
Fellby: Oh? What's the matter?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just, stuff is going on in my life."
Barchar: "He's got a kid and a second one oncoming, Grillby."
Fellby: Mmh, personal. I see.
Fellby: can't break out of his usual chatting up routine.
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: ((Barchar: Don't flirt with him. But I will tell you things he was clearly avoiding explaining.))
Barchar: since when has she cared about privacy
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why did Chara tell you 'No.'?"
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: ... Well, simply put, I'm an entertainer.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did Fanta work for you?"
Barchar: "Simply and obfuscatingly."
Fellby: Yes.
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Hellaton: crosses both sets of arms.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I'm not really gonna get into that job."
Fellby: Well, we've got a casino now.
Hellaton: hopes he never does.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah... Still not gonna be a hooker."
Fellby: That's a rather low way of putting it.
Hellaton: gives a subtle thumbs-up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But is it false?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I could also say prostitute."
Barchar: "It's a rather low job, Grillby. It's hard to deny that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Paid sex-slave."
Hellaton: seems to wince at that last one.
Fellby: Now, now. It depends on your view of sex.
Barchar: "Getting payed to do it is pretty low no matter how you look at it."
Hellaton: Ccall me whwhen the topic changes.
Barchar: "Though I suppose some like it. Clearly, or you wouldn't have started the business."
Hellaton: exits the bar, through the front door.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Sorry H- Ohh, now I feel bad."
Fellby: Really? I think it's even more pathetic when you have to pay for it.
Barchar: "It's fine, Asriel."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll apologize later."
Hellaton: goes out of earshot from the bar's conversation. You could yell and he'd hear it, though.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Unless were gonna stop talking of this."
Fellby: nods. "Alright."
Barchar: "I'm fine with that." she says, shrugging.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up, walking out the front door."
: -*
Hellaton: is just sitting in a snowless patch.
Fellby: Besides. There's some things even I won't do.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks over, sitting next to him.-
Hellaton: turns to Asriel.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry about that."
Hellaton: ...It's... yyyyyyyou didnnn't knknow.
Hellaton: I foforgive you.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should be more careful anyways... Jukon doesn't like that stuff, either."
Hellaton: Yyyeah.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I won't mention it again. Also, we're done talking about it."
Barchar: (Hellaton: *turns to barchar* "Yyyyyou, though" )
Hellaton: ...Iiit's. Nnnnnot a cocomfortable topic. Ththanks.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up, waiting for Hellaton.-
Hellaton: stands up, water dripping down the backs of his legs. There [i]was[/i] snow there, he's just warm.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He holds the door open for him.-
Hellaton: enters. "Ththanks..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods, going back to his drink.-
Hellaton: just sits at the bar, a few seats away from Fellby.
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Hellaton: ((ayy
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Fellby: goes back to his drink, rubbing a bit of it between his fingers.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's drinking a fair bit, but he isn't drinking too much.-
Barchar: is drinking tea or something
Hellaton: isn't drinking.
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Barchar: realizes she's probably fired by now, what with her huge break from work
Barchar: shit
Grillby: - You're damn right you are miss-
Hellaton: Mostly because he hasn't had the best experiences with food or drink, but.
Grillby: - where the fuck were you when the vampire was blowing up the sun-
Barchar: look she knew you'd be fine
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He finishes drinking, not drinking anymore, cause he's a responsible person.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -ish-
Barchar: I guess
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Barchar: damn me and my character who should logically be trying to help with this shit
Barchar: will probably look for some other line of work, I guess. I mean she does kinda need to get money at some point.
Grillby: -everyone's pretty much dead tho-
Frisk: * ad is not responsible
Frisk: * at all
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits on the couch.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -SHhhsh
Barchar: can go to other dimensions now
: ★ Renegade Chara: * "I would rather eat vomit cake."
Barchar: don't gotta stay here no more
Grillby: -fair point-
Barchar: "You must really like vomit cake if you seem to prefer it to so much."
Harry: ((I'd rather eat Hagrid cake.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think it's more of a catch phrase."
Alice: ((fuck you
Hellaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Not a great one, but one none the less."
Obscurity: (( "prefer it to so" ))
Fellby: watches them, curious.
Hellaton: does too
Barchar: "I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Most of the time she's not even comparing anything."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hopes they aren't watching him cause he's literally sitting and that's it."
: -*
Barchar: "She just blurts it out."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I said it wasn't a great one."
Fellby: accidentally dips his finger in his drink. You'd think a bartender would be more careful.
Hellaton: ...
Barchar: her eyes widen, as she jumps up to get some water
Hellaton: sees this. "....Yyyyour drdrink."
Fellby: jumps back. "No no no I've got this!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up.-
Fellby: -The flame's relatively small anyway, and he quickly contains it.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits back down.-
Frisk: ((Fellby once attempted to throw a molotov at Scumster
Obscurity: A figure with an appearance very similar to [url=]that guy from V for Vendetta[/url] enters, hopefully obscuring themself after entering at such a good time.
Barchar: pours out the beer Stein filled with water she was about to use, walking back out.
Frisk: ((It exploded in his face
Hellaton: ....
Barchar: looks at him. "Oh, God, look at this edgy motherfucker."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh wow."
Obscurity: (( >him ))
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Barchar: (them her him whatever)
Fellby: ... Are you that person from that one movie?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was that movie?"
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Fellby: It had that girl...
Smol Asriel: ((Ohai ad
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It had a V or something..."
Smol Asriel: ((Ohai flame
Barchar: "V for Vendetta."
Barchar: (hi)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."
Smol Asriel: is black now
Obscurity: The edgy AF figure looks at Fellby. "Uh, no, actually. I'm not from V for Vendetta." The figure's voice sounds a lot like...uh...well...Stephen Merchant's. And it's just now where I decide that Obscurity is a guy.
Smol Asriel: is also 60% smoller
Barchar: (that's racist)
Smol Asriel: is asleep on the couch
Hellaton: ...
Barchar: (also is her 60% smaller than he was as fabby or as smol asriel before)
Fellby: starts to raid the bowl of bar peanuts.
Fellby: Mmh, then why are you cosplaying?
: ((Holy shit is that the guy who voice acted wheatly?))
Hellaton: ((yes
: ((I love his voice))
Obscurity: Well, Obscurity sounds like Stephen Merchant. But a bit deeper.
Barchar: "...well that's an interesting combination."
Obscurity: "Cosplaying?"
Obscurity: "Oh, no, uh...I'm not."
Hellaton: decides to go over to Smazzy and check on him. He sits next to the smol gote, making sure he's okay.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...There is a ki- Okay, you got it that's good."
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Obscurity: (( Wikipedia gave me the dick
Fellby: ((is coolmath4kids still around
Obscurity: (( yeah
Smol Asriel: ((Smoller than smolriel
Fellby: ((IT IS
Barchar: "You could have fooled me, child. So, what's your story? Do you live in a fascist government, where the news and government control everything, and you're one of the sole rebels?"
: ((Yeah))
Hellaton: ((assuming he was 3'3" before, he's just under 2' tall now
Barchar: (damn he smol)
Obscurity: "No----what?----no."
Barchar: "Just checking."
Smol Asriel: ((Around 2 feet tall
Smol Asriel: ((And his ears are the same size
Obscurity: "I can't change what I'm wearing or I'll...sort of....die. Sucks."
Hellaton: ((yeah
Hellaton: ....
Smol Asriel: is asleep
Smol Asriel: did crash into a wall a while ago so
Obscurity: "I don't even know what my actual face looks like."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits on the other side of the Smol Asriel.-
Hellaton: gently pats Smolriel's head
Smol Asriel: purrs
Barchar: "...oh. Okay, then."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't interfere.-
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Smol Asriel: ((I may gtg soon
Barchar: "Do you actually care, because if I tried I could probably tell you. Probably."
Hellaton: smiles.
Hellaton: ((ok
Barchar: looks at smolriel
Smol Asriel: ((This is the intermission of a concert
Obscurity: "...Eh, it'd be good to know, I guess."
Bondertale: are gonna fucking get it next time they show up
Barchar: tries to get a pinpoint on what he looks like under all that shit
Hellaton: ((oh btw guys i wont be here saturday until super late, if at all
Fellby: ((okay
Obscurity: Turns out that Obscurity is an Asgore under this edgy shit. "...Get anything?"
Smol Asriel: is a black gote with white cheeks and three tails
Barchar: "Ah. Yes, indeed. How long have you been coming here?"
Obscurity: ", just now?"
Barchar: (gotesune?)
Obscurity: (( shit i have to go
Barchar: "Ah. Fair enough."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Different from how I remember him."
Hellaton: ((ok
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Fellby: sighs.
Barchar: "Yes, things have been rather...fluctuating for him."
Hellaton: ...
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Porr kid."
: Poor*
Fellby: squints at Smol Asriel. "Wait... do I know this kid?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe."
Smol Asriel: ((How long u gon b on bread
Hellaton: ...Mmmaybe.
: ((A While))
: ((Ithink))
Frisk: ((Fellby: It's that kid I lit on fire on New Year's day..))
Smol Asriel: ((👌
Barchar: "He tried to destroy the world because he was possessed."
Fellby: ... Doesn't ring a bell.
Barchar: "He was the...kind of adoptive son of a toriel who was soulbound to a frisk."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Onna [Onna].
Frisk: ((Also AD, Yazan needs you for like three of his plots))
Frisk: ((just sayin'
Fellby: Now that sounds familiar.
: ((Well))
Onna: ((Yeh lol
: ((Fuck))
Barchar: "He also was aged up and had a daughter named Asuka for a bit."
Frisk: ((Also Jukon's gonna have the baby soon
Onna: ((You almost got dumped
Fellby: Never heard of her.
Hellaton: ...
: (They are gonna have a shotgun wedding))
Onna: ((Should I make Asriel need some more drinks now or later?
: ((Like, it's what's gonna happen))
: ((Do it now, then I can roleplay drunk asriel dreemurr))
Onna: ((Not sure how much time i have now so
Onna: ((Send her home soon
Onna: enters the bar
Hellaton: waves.
Onna: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, You alright, Darling?"
Onna: has gray hands
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Onna: "I'm.. the same"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks over.-
Fellby: glances at her. "Now she seems familiar."
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Barchar: ("who are you?" "Well, I am the exact same." )
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Onna: has dusty hands, rip some random froggit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What's that on your hands?"
Onna: "Dust."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of what?"
Fellby: -It dawns on Fellby what kind of dust that is.-
Onna: "I don't know why, it should be glass"
Onna: ((May gtg very soon
Asriel_Dreemurr: -o shit
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Hellaton: ....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Woah, woah, who did you kill?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Concerned, currently.p
Onna: "Huh..? Some frog.."
: -*
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Obscurity: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can't... Loos, never do that again, okey?"
: look*
Fellby: ((*loox
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Barchar: "...oohhh nooo"
Onna: "Ok.."
Fellby: shakes his head.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can't hurt people..."
Onna: "But.. I felt something that time.."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that's what I'm worried about."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "God, I knew this would happen..."
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Onna: "I'm going to go back home.."
Onna: "I just wanted to see where you were.."
Hellaton: .......
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."/as "Onna\\
: ((THE FUCK))
Onna: ((Wow ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, please don't do that, okay?"
Onna: "..."
Onna: "Ok.."
Barchar: "...jesus..." she mutters. She sees if she can't get a handle on Onna's current LV
Onna: 12
Onna: has killed quite a few frogs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Look, I don't want to have you get arrested, or worse..."
Onna: plus a decent amount of people as shade so
Barchar: "Holy shi-" she says, eyes wide.
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Barchar: I mean her lv is WAY HIGHER but she knows full well that the average person's number is in the single digits
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He has an absurd amount of LV, but that's usual for Asriels, I assume.-
Fellby: 's LV is higher than he'd like it to be.
Hellaton: 's LV is... pretty high, considering his nature.
Barchar: is at, like, 255 lv. Seriously.
Hywel: -He may not be here but he has a fair bit of LV.-
Hellaton: it's still lower than Metta's by a lot.
Barchar: if lv represents desensitization to violence she has a LOT OF IT
Gaster: -He's at somewhere in his thousands.-
Barchar: okay let's go with average non-bar patron
Bondertale: frisk is at 6, still. So that's alright.
Bondertale: toriel is probably at, like, 12 though
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lets her go, reluctantly.-
Mk: is also pretty high.
: ((Oh damn))
: ((Has MK been doing the marryjuwanna))
Fellby: ((mk now stands for monster kush
Mk: no, drugs are bad
MettatonSEX: -is at somewhere probably just above or just below Gaster. They're probably 1 LV apart.-
Frisk: * monster krack
: ((Not always))
: ((Ibuprofen is good, in most cases))
Fresh: trust me if mk was getting high he'd be havin' some issues
Fresh: dang 'ol psa skeleton/parasite
Hyper: * lol he probably has over a trillion LV
Fresh: it'd be like sonic sez all up in this bitch
Frisky: * i have 0 LV
Karamatsu: -He's at a steady 7. He doesn't intend to raise that, or tell you why it's at that level.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Oh and guess who's drinking now.-
Hellaton: probably has a LV in the 30s
Frisky: * actually i have like 2 LV from helping everybody kill Ultima
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Oh and he's taking shots.-
Fellby: has an LV in the low teens.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Oh boy-
Grillby: - He sneaks a shot occasionally.-
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Barchar: (basically the bit from the Dover boys)
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Frisk: ((Grillby: these shots keep me motivated to keep on cleaning shit))
MB!SwapMuffet: that fight with its scumster alone boosted her lv up to 10 from 7
MageVaati: (i have a level similar to mettaton's. i am full of hate)
Frisk: ((Grillby: don't get me started about the damn roof
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slams his head into the bar, with an amusing thud, knocking over a shotglass, that was empty.-
Frisk: ((i haven't killed anybodu
Frisk: ((anybody*
Frisk: ((fucking hell
Frisk: ((i'm tired today
Frisk: ((anyways
Grillby: - He sighs. "Can someone help him home?"-
Frisk: ((i haven't killed anybody
Frisk: ((..except for Ultima))
Barchar: "...Uh, for the record? She has 12."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm awake..."
Barchar: "I don't think you can see."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He isn't lifting his head up.-
Hellaton: ((i mean i barely see him as a person so
Frisk: ((mv we should start a kill ultima club))
Hellaton: ((oh totally
Barchar: (...uhhh)
Hellaton: ((i was kidding around
Barchar: (geez I know he's a dick but doesn't that seen a little far?)
Frisk: ((everybody would join it
Barchar: (fair enough I guess)
DamnDude: (( I look back for a moment, and I already kinda wanna go back to working on the Unitale thing ))
Hellaton: ((i dont think that way irl
Frisk: ((we're all joking
Frisk: ((we hate ultima but
Frisk: ((we wouldn't go that fat
Frisk: ((far*
Hellaton: ((i mean i wanna kick his ass
Hellaton: ((but
Barchar: (im just saying, barely even thinking of him as a person is just)
Hellaton: ....
Barchar: (how boy)
Fellby: ((by the way, gaster's lv was significant
Fellby: ((to my upcoming arc
Hellaton: ((i know. what i REALLY meant was that i hate him with a lot of passion, and the way i worded it was not the best
Hellaton: ((ooh
Frisk: ((ooh
Fellby: ((if you remember, he's got a lot of shit in his past
Barchar: (I very much do)
Fellby: ((and a lot of it's gonna start stinking when everyone's ready
Barchar: (like how he used to be a bad'un I think even in rp)
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He groans, and stumbles over the the couch, falling down into a lying position.-
Hellaton: picks him up.
: ((Fellby: Here my chance to hire him!))
Hellaton: ((no
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Grillby: "...... Can someone get him a glass of water?"
Hellaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "....."
Frisk: * She's still coloring some sort of drawing.
Fellby: ((Fellby thinks that sort of thing's too low for him. Especially since he's gotten rid of Scumster.
Frisk: * Holy fucking shit.
Hellaton: doesn't want to drop him
Frisk: * She's literally been drawing all fucking day.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hi..."
Hellaton: ...Hhhi.
Barchar: (if fellby tried barchar would probably be very upset)
Barchar: (no clever graphic threat nothing comes to mind)
Hellaton: C-cccan someone plplease get hihim water?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I'm fine..."
Hellaton: ((hella woukd punch fellby no questions asked
Fellby: glances around. "Well I can't do it!"
Hellaton: Nnnot talking toto you.
Barchar: goes to get it.
Erron: ((Back... Made a battle sprite for [url=]Erron.[/url]))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh wait who?"
Fellby: ((the water's to help with the eventual hangover
Hellaton: ((thats pretty good, but the arms seem to be too far from the body
Erron: ((Really? I'll fix it soon
Barchar: comes back with it.
Fellby: ((i just thought of a dumb joke
Hellaton: ((if thats a jacket, i suggest making the hips and chest a bit wider
Fellby: ((someone asks erron the time
Fellby: ((he replies "It's HIIIIIGH NOO- YUP
Erron: ((And then he fucking shoots everyone.
Hellaton: is holding AD up.
Frisk: ((How do you stop a clown from smiling?))
Barchar: (I agree with mv. Body could also be shorter. )
Fellby: (('gdi i'm never asking you again'
Hellaton: ((kill his family
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Erron: ((I'll fix it later...
Barchar: (its low midnight)
Frisk: ((You shoot him in the face.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just kinda.. Stays there.-
Barchar: (Barchar is like)
Hellaton: ((ok, just giving suggestions
Barchar: ('nerf this')
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((What's brown and is very bad for your dental health?))
Hellaton: ((a rock
Frisk: ((A baseball bat.))
Hellaton: ((PURIFY
: ((Frisky thereare a lot of answers to that))
Frisk: ((PURIFY
Frisk: ((fuck you AD))
Fellby: ((PURIFY
: ((What if the bat is aluminum))
Erron: wakes up, his head was on the bar... "HUGNGH!?"
Barchar: (I'd say bats are tan more than brown)
Fellby: ((well then it's worse
Frisk: ((i'm talking about a wooden bat))
Hellaton: gives AD the water
Frisk: ((fuck you))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He drinks it.-
Frisk: * Is she seriously still coloring in a drawing she worked on for hours? Huh, she still is.
Fellby: leans over to see what Frisk is drawing.
Barchar: already knows cause she's a fuckin cheater
Frisk: ((Fellby sees a bunch of detailed dicks))
Frisk: ((lolno
Hellaton: sets AD gently on the couch.
Erron: ... -looks around and sees more people in the bar- How long was I out?
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lies down.-
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: shrugs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Thanks, Hellaton...?"
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Frisk: * Fellby sees a [i]very detailed[/i] drawing, mind you, of a blue butterfly flying around in some sort of forest. The shading is top notch, too.
Barchar: (Fellby: "can I have you")
Frisk: * She looks up at Fellby. "Hi."
Fellby: ... Nice.
Barchar: (HIRE() )
Frisk: "Thanks!"
Hellaton: Iiit's me.
Barchar: (SHIIIIIIT)
Frisk: ((^
Hellaton: (("she looks like shes 13 but shes really an adult so its ok" -a nowifucker
Frisk: ((should frisk go back to normal saturday or sunday
Frisk: ((or monday
Fellby: ((up to you
Frisk: ((i can't decide
Hellaton: ((sunday bc i wont b here saturday probably until very late
Frisk: ((ok))
Frisk: ((sunday it is))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just... Lies there for now.-
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Hellaton: ((if there are side effects at all, i want to have one or both robutts here to try to help
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Frisk: ((alrighty
Frisk: ((Frisk: My friend told me my clothes looked gay
Frisk: ((Frisk: I was like
Barchar: (I think they're more rohips or rolegs)
Frisk: ((Frisk: "Dude, don't be a dick, they just came out of the closet"
Barchar: (though I guess we haven't seen mettaton's ass in ex form have we)
Hellaton: ((side effects in science are a favorite fiction trope of mine
Hellaton: ((.......i swear to god flame omg
Hellaton: ((...i think we do, when he sticks one legy to the side
Hellaton: ((like in the game
Hellaton: ((he has a nice round butt
Barchar: (what what did I do)
Frisk: ((hey let's get behind them
Frisk: ((and look at their asses
Hellaton: ((omg that joke tho
Barchar: (oh)
Barchar: (yeah I was proud of that)
Hellaton: (("rohips or rolegs" also your joke frisky
Frisk: ((cool
Barchar: (I mean if you're gonna spell rob't like that)
Hellaton: ((please dont stare at hellas ass
Barchar: (you're setting yourself up for it tbh)
Hellaton: ((true
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sits up.-
: ((Fuck))
Hellaton: ...Aaare yoyou okay?
Fellby: stretches and makes a weird crackling noise.
: ((I've just realized an issue with my character command))
Hellaton: jolts a bit
: ((/as is really easy to mess up))
Frisk: * She eventually finishes thE FUCKING DRAWING
: ((To /ass))
Frisk: * She stares at it.
Hellaton: ((assriel dreemurr
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I... I don't know..."
Hellaton: ...Oh...
Hellaton: D-do yoyou need anyththing?
Frisk: ((i was just thinking about side effects that frisk could have and i just came up with the perfect one))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...No, I think I'll live..."
Barchar: (10)
Frisk: ((10/10
Erron: starts spinning his revolvers again.
Hellaton: Oh...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've been drunk before..."
Hellaton: ((ooh boy
Barchar: "Hey erron."
Barchar: "Can you tell me the time?"
Frisk: ((it isn't a third arm or anything like that though))
Barchar: (im sorry I had to)
Frisk: ((just something really, really ironic
Hellaton: ((oh boy
Erron: stops spinning and looks to Barchar... "It's..." He looks at his watch...
: ((Erron: time fOR YOU TO GET A WATCH))
Barchar: it's like 9:23
Barchar: doesn't need a watch.
Barchar: alternative joke:
: ((Fuck))
Hellaton: bitch it's 10:01
Barchar: an OVERWATCH
Erron: -His watch only has one thing on it... "High Noon"- I shouldn't have bought that Overwatch brand watch...
: ((FUck))
Frisk: * bitch it's 9:01
Barchar: bitch it's 9:01
Hellaton: only est matters
Erron: ((IT'S 7:02
Frisk: * only central matters
Fellby: pulls out a pocketwatch. "Time for you to buy a watch."
Frisk: * She eventually puts the drawing away.
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: 10:02.
Frisk: "In my timeline, it would be 9:02."
Barchar: " was just a setup for a joke."
Frisk: "Ah well."
Barchar: "I know the time."
Hellaton: Oh.
Frisk: "Oh."
Fellby: -at least he completed it-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You're... What was the joke?"
Barchar: "I see literally all functioning clocks. Which, I guess isn't much now, but still."
Erron: Wait what jo-- *sudden realization* OH FUCK! I MISSED IT!
Barchar: "It's okay. It wasn't that funny."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks genuinely confused.-
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Barchar: "Hey, erron. Why shouldn't you use food coloring on Greek food?"
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Hellaton: ...
Alice: (([I]WOMAN[/I]
Erron: ... why?
Barchar: "Because gyros never dye."
Hellaton: ....
Erron: *slow clap*
Fellby: snorts.
Frisk: "Bah dum pshhhhhhh."
Barchar: (I'm so proud of this joke)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "God, you're the worst Chara..."
Hellaton: groans and rolls all his eyes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Now I know why the humans hated you..."
Barchar: she looks at ad, her eyes wide.
Hellaton: Each one is one second off.
Barchar: "...oh. Sorry."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's drunk.-
Hellaton: Thhhhhat wawas terrible, but internally, I'm on the flooooor laughing.
Fellby: Oh, what did Pharah say when she saw the old man from Courage the Cowardly dog falling out of a plane?
Frisk: * She looks to AD. "Hey, at least you don't poke up blankets anymore."
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Frisk: * She gives a thumbs up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...The hell are you talking about?"
Hellaton: ((hi darling!
Alphys: (hi darling!!)
Frisk: * She chuckles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That sounds like an innuendo."
Frisk: "You wouldn't get it."
Hellaton: ...
Alphys: (my phone's gonna run out of data any minute now heh)
Frisk: ((oh no
Fellby: ((rip
Frisk: ((get new data
Hellaton: ((darling please
Erron: is jealous towards AD... Because he can't get drunk anymore.
Barchar: smirks a little. "Okay, normally I don't like puns."
Alphys: (the wifi's still out at my house)
Barchar: "But that's pretty alright, Grillby."
Hellaton: ((o no
Fellby: didn't finish the joke.
Frisk: "Also, you don't say fuckwords too often anymore."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck you yes I fucking do."
Barchar: come on its pretty obvious
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Just not near my kid..."
Hellaton: no it isnt
Fellby: "Eustace rains from above."
Hellaton: ...
Erron: ...Grillbz that was a stretch.
Fellby: chuckles. "That one's not mine. Some guy came in and tried to seduce me with overwatch puns."
Barchar: "...puns about grisly plane falls?"
Barchar: "Hot?"
Hellaton: Oh.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm gonna leave if you guys keep making shit-tier jokes."
Fellby: Not at all.
Erron: genuinely wonders... Shit was that me?
Hellaton: ...
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Fellby: glances at Hellaton. "Sorry. I'll pick a tamer story."
Barchar: "I mean, it's not even sexual. That's just strange."
Frisk: "My jokes aren't shit-tier."
Hellaton: No, Ii jujust didn't find ththat funny.
Frisk: "They're [i]pun[/i]derful."
Fellby: Some visitors are just wierd.
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ".. That wasn't funny."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up.-
Fellby: I didn't think it was so funny, either.
Hellaton: It was pun of ththe worrrrse ones.
Frisk: "Yep."
Fellby: I- oh my god.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hate you all."
Frisk: "Thanks."
Frisk: (( girl frisk x omega flowey
Frisk: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He begins walking, keeping steady enought.-
: ((Beautiful))
: ((10/10))
Hellaton: Anywawaway, Victor Ffffrankenstein entered a bodybuilllllding competition and fofound that he sssseverely mimisunderstoood the objejective.
Fellby: giggles.
Hellaton: smiles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He leaves, grumbling after that other joke.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's taking a nap.-
Hellaton: pulls his hair back into a ponytail, because it's cute.
Frisk: (("My final last words when skipping through the last part of it: "i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared 'i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared help me help me help me i'm dying""
Frisk: ((
Hellaton: Sssso pepeople tell me Iii'm pretty hahandy.
Fellby: nods. "I can see why."
Hywel: -He walks in, with his stuff.-
Hellaton: Eeeeye do too.
Hellaton: winks, because eye joke
Fellby: Well, we're both four-eyed.
Fellby: adjusts his glasses.
Hywel: "..."
MB!SwapMuffet: and she's five-eyed
Frisk: (( [4:43:34 PM] ((What is inside Asriel's head though, seriously? xD)) [4:43:46 PM] ((Stuff) [4:43:49 PM] Just be truthful child. [4:43:49 PM] you like the feeling of your sins crawling up your back? [4:43:50 PM] ((This must be what happens when Asriel discovers /r/undertail [4:43:51 PM] ((sin [4:43:54 PM] ((and things))
Hellaton: ....
Frisk: (( [4:45:41 PM] * Asriel_Dreemurr comes under the blanket with frisk [4:45:53 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [4:45:53 PM] * Asriel_Dreemurr realized thats kinda creepy in thius situation
: ((How do you manage to overuse an inside joke))
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Frisk: ((The last time I said anything about this was like five weeks ago
Frisk: ((you fuck
: ((That doesn't mean it isn't over used))
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Frisk: (( [4:49:18 PM] ((never say poked up under the blanket)) [4:49:24 PM] Taking advantage of this situation. [4:49:29 PM] ((LMAOO))
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Hywel: -He sits, Lying his stuff next to him on the couch.-
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Fellby: sighs. "I miss pun-based humor sometimes."
Barchar: "U don't. They get old fast."
Frisk: (([4:53:29 PM] * Gaster goes to get Frisk some ice cream to make him feel better.
Hellaton: Iiii rararely ge--no, ggot to smiiile, so pupun sessssions are ninice .
Fellby: "Reminds me of when I was a kid."
Hellaton: Mmh...
Hellaton: ......
Frisk: (( [4:53:33 PM] *her
Hellaton: wishes he coukd say the same
Barchar: "...yeah. I probably liked that back then."
Barchar: "Maye
Hywel: -He takes a deep breath, looking like he is in relief.-
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: ((brb))
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Hellaton: sighs. It's distorted.
Frisk: (( [5:29:08 PM] * Core_Frisk gives Frisk a massage. Beacuse they can.
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Frisk: ((and then
Frisk: (( [5:29:03 PM] HE WANTS THE BEES
Frisk: (( [5:29:25 PM] * Frissk was more comfortable with the situation. [5:29:41 PM] * Gaster melts into the shadows, trying to avoid the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Fellby: ((oh yeah gaster could do that lmao
Barchar: (not the bees)
Hellaton: ((probably not now
Barchar: "..." she takes a sip of her tea.
Fellby: ((no
Fellby: sighs, downing another drink.
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: wait has fellby ever seen hella with more than 2/3 of a face
Frisk: (( [5:44:55 PM] * Gaster clears his throat, then declares that the "blanket incident" never happened.
Frisk: (( [5:45:24 PM] What Happens in Grilby's, stays in Grilby's
Hellaton: adjusts his ponytail.
Frisk: (( [5:39:18 PM] if you could reset in real life, would you?
Frisk: (( [5:39:36 PM] ((Yes, to be honest))
Frisk: ((wow edgy
Frisk: ((i would of reset real life back then
Barchar: (I mean depends on where I reset it to)
DamnDude: (( Would it even work like that? ))
Barchar: (and if I can SAVE)
Erron: ((Is it a true reset? or is it from a save point?
Hellaton: ((ngl i would have reset before november 14
Frisk: ((yeah
Frisk: (( [5:40:39 PM] ((Stop with the blanket stuff, okay?
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Frisk: ((Chime, voice of reason since 2016
Fellby: ((oh right i remebered i had to tell ultima off for driving the blanket joke into the ground
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Hellaton: ((not fully bc of this group but bc of my gf, who needs to stop wasting her fucking data
Frisk: ((2015*
Alphys: (i'll never stop wasting my data)
Frisk: ((mv would reset to when their gf got their data so they are like "STOP WASTING YOUR FUCKING DATA"
Frisk: ((it would be futile
Hellaton: ((p much
Erron: ...
Fellby: yawns a little.
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Hellaton: plays with the one strand of hair that isn't tied back.
Fellby: is a little bored. He burns a neat hole in a napkin.
Alphys: (well i'm not wasting my data, cause i'm using to talk to my love that's not a waste)
Erron: spins dem revolvers boi
Hellaton: ((darling
Hellaton: ((darling pls
Hellaton: ((also im probably not gonna be here until super late saturday
Frisk: ((magejastii))
Hellaton: ((yep pretty much
Fellby: ((the one true cau otp
Hellaton: ((:D
Frisk: ((it's just as good as Gaston
Hellaton: ((im gonna say this now, whenever jas and i are in a voice call and (hella)gaston is being gay we say that wed do the gay mushy shit to each other
Alphys: (that's gay)
Hellaton: ((yes
Hellaton: ((because there are no heteros in either relationship
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Frisk: ((bwaaah bwaaaaah bwaaaaah
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Hellaton: ((ayy
Frisk: ((what's new pussy gaston
Onna: ((Ayy
Frisk: ((hi
Onna: ((Bitchin concert
Fellby: has burned a smiley face into his napkin.
Hellaton: ....Nnice.
Fellby: Thank you.
Hellaton: ((nice
Frisk: "Cool."
Hellaton: has all four eyes visible, with faceplate. thanks good alphys(the one rped by jas)
Frisk: ((jalphys
Alphys: (does he still have his faceplate? i thought he got a new form)
Hellaton: ((the head stayed the stame
Alphys: (o
Hellaton: ((bc its too connected to his axial body
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Fellby: starts to sketch with his pinky.
Frisk: ((Fellby grabs a cigarrete
Frisk: ((He lights the whole thing on fire
Frisk: ((Fellby: ..shit
Fellby: ((no he smokes "backwards"
Fellby: ((as in he holds the lit end in his mouth
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Hellaton: ((noice
Hellaton: ((were calling you jalphys now
Frisk: ((yep
Hellaton: ((ja(lphy)s
Frisk: ((thank me for that
Alphys: (thats my new name i love it)
Hellaton: ((ouo
Frisk: ((OuO
Alphys: (OUO
Frisk: ((0U0
Hellaton: (([i]OUO[/i]
Alphys: ( O U O )
MageVaati: (( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°))
Frisk: (([u]O U O[/u]
DamnDude: (( This is what I've been working on while I was lurking ))
DamnDude: (( Also I'm confused with what I walked back into. ))
Hellaton: ((nice
Hellaton: ((scroll up you absolute tit
Frisk: ((nice
DamnDude: (( No I read it, I'm still confused though ))
Frisk: *  [color=#FF0000]Y[/color][color=#FF1B00]O[/color][color=#FF3700]U[/color] [color=#FF6F00]C[/color][color=#FF8B00]H[/color][color=#FFA600]E[/color][color=#FFC200]E[/color][color=#FFDE00]K[/color][color=#FFFA00]Y[/color] [color=#CBFF00]A[/color][color=#B0FF00]S[/color][color=#94FF00]S[/color] [color=#5CFF00]B[/color][color=#40FF00]I[/color][color=#25FF00]T[/color][color=#09FF00]C[/color][color=#00FF12]H[/color] [color=#00FF4A]G[/color][color=#00FF66]O[/color] [color=#00FF9D]E[/color][color=#00FFB9]A[/color][color=#00FFD5]T[/color] [color=#00F1FF]S[/color][color=#00D5FF]O[/color][color=#00B9FF]M[/color][color=#009DFF]E[/color] [color=#0065FF]S[/color][color=#004AFF]U[/color][color=#002EFF]N[/color][color=#0012FF]S[/color][color=#0900FF]H[/color][color=#2500FF]I[/color][color=#4000FF]N[/color][color=#5C00FF]E[/color] [color=#9400FF]Y[/color][color=#B000FF]O[/color][color=#CC00FF]U[/color] [color=#FF00FA]C[/color][color=#FF00DE]O[/color][color=#FF00C2]C[/color][color=#FF00A6]K[/color][color=#FF008B]W[/color][color=#FF006F]H[/color][color=#FF0053]O[/color][color=#FF0037]R[/color][color=#FF001B]E[/color]
DamnDude: (( [u] NO[/u] ))
Hellaton: moves to a barstool and sits
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Fellby: starts to hum to himself.
Hellaton: ...
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Hellaton: sighs. Still distorted.
Hellaton: ((darling did u use all ur data u butt
Hellaton: ((nvm
Alphys: (not yet, surprisingly)
Hellaton: ((wow
Frisk: ((the jalphys spirit is keeping her alive
Hellaton: traces the seam of his faceplate. He whirrs a bit.
Fellby: looks up. "Hey, you got that fixed."
Hellaton: Oh, y-yyeah...
Fellby: looks a little closer. "Wait, you've got an entirely new chassis! That's... wow."
Hellaton: smiles a bit.
Hellaton: Y-yyeah...
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Hellaton: You knnnow ththat Gaster who hehelped us? Hhe mamade the body, a-aaand a kikind Alphys came iiin and... s-shhhe made a fafaceplate to finish my fface.
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Fellby: smiles. "I knew you were in good hands somewhere. I felt it."
Hellaton: smiles wider.
Frisk: ((Hella: Yyyou're acting jjjust like Mufasa..))
Frisk: ((Hella: Wwwwe all know where tthis is goinggg.))
Fellby: ((fellby: *promptly gets trampled by wildabeests*
Frisk: ((Scumster pushed him in
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Fellby: ((scumster: long live the king
Hellaton: ((hella: nnnnot yyyou.
Hellaton: ((hi
Moose: ((ok so I thought of the 10/10 twist to bring B back
Moose: ((he was a hydra agent all along
Frisk: ((Glamor is Simba
Hellaton: ((no
Frisk: ((omf
Hellaton: ((omfg
Alphys: (why)
Hellaton: ((dont even start with that bullshit
Moose: ((you didn't even see it coming did you
Moose: ((GOTCHA
Fellby: ((b was a literal hydra all along
Moose: ((you've been had
Hellaton: ((thats a far better twist
Moose: ((I need a realistic name right now
Hellaton: ((naomi
Moose: ((that's exotic as fuck
Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((sora
Frisk: ((riku
Frisk: ((kairi
Hellaton: ((derrick
Hellaton: ((cynthia
Frisk: ((ed
Frisk: ((edd
Frisk: ((eddy
Moose: ((shit you're all more creative than me
Alphys: (dick
Hellaton: ((dude im pawning off drag queens
Frisk: ((booby
Moose: ((srsly
Hellaton: ((the only original one was dick
Hellaton: ((yes
Moose: ((well
Alphys: (tiddy)
Fellby: ((Jacob
Frisk: ((i would say david but nobody disrespects the bowie
Hellaton: ((christopher
Frisk: ((bobby
Hellaton: ((brian
Frisk: ((jackson
Hellaton: ((robbie
Frisk: ((lawson
Frisk: ((katie
Frisk: ((behr
Hellaton: ((kim
Frisk: ((glenn
Moose: ((well I'm going with a different name sorry
Hellaton: ((ok
Moose: ((wait say that one again
Frisk: ((what
Moose: ((I love it
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Frisk: ((HAH.))
FYITF: ((Nah
Erron: ...
Fellby: ((it's like slarv's shipping police officer named "fuck"
Hellaton: ((and shit the lawyer
Hellaton: Yyou know, eeeeveven though you didnnn't talk to me mumuch for... sevvven years... afttter wewe destroyyed [i]him[/i] you've been really kikind to me. Thhhanks.
FYITF: ((can you try for an old man name?
Frisk: ((yes
Hellaton: ((clinton
Frisk: ((the fashion police
Hellaton: ((eugene
Frisk: ((al capone
Fellby: nods. "Well, why would I treat you like shit? I used to have a client kind of like him."
Fellby: ((rose
Fellby: ((wait you said old man uh
Fellby: ((Leslie
FYITF: (("Old man" "rose"
Frisk: ((gypsy
Alphys: (rose)
Hellaton: (([s]gaster[/s]
Frisk: ((hellaton
Hellaton: ((dick
FYITF: ((is this some boy named Sue shit going on 'ere?))
Hellaton: ((...ok
Alphys: (duck
Alphys: (*dick
Hellaton: ((i mean gaster refers to himself as old so
Frisk: ((shit*
Hellaton: ((donald
Frisk: ((swan
Hellaton: ((...actually no not that one
Alphys: (trump
Frisk: ((homicide
FYITF: ((that name really bumps my trump
Frisk: ((me
Frisk: ((jk
Frisk: ((KEN
Hellaton: ((legs
Frisk: ((M
FYITF: ((welp
Alphys: (barbie
Fellby: ((Scott?
Frisk: ((Toby?
Fellby: ((richard
Frisk: ((Hussie?
Hellaton: ((willia,
Hellaton: ((willam
Erron: ((what are we doing?
Hellaton: ((*william
FYITF: ((Going with Richard
FYITF: ((last name though hmm
Erron: ((oh
Hellaton: ((inmyass
Frisk: ((last name is Specht
Erron: ((Cory
Frisk: ((Richard Speccy
Frisk: ((Richard Speccy Cunt
Erron: ((Richard Cory... [sub]in the house[/sub]
FYITF: ((I know a guy named Richard Heart
Frisk: ((Richard Wanker
FYITF: ((dickheart
Hellaton: ((harding
Fellby: takes out a cigarette and puts the non-filter end in his mouth.
Erron: ((Richard Dickinson
Frisk: ((Richard Handcock
Hellaton: ((dickinson is a really weird last name. dick in son
FYITF: ((that's actually fuckin' clever fell by
Hellaton: ((cox
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FYITF: ((*fellby
Fellby: ((Yup, he smokes backwards.
Hellaton: ...
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FYITF: ((This should be more serious
Erron: ((OHMYGOD
FYITF: ((Richard Assman?
Hellaton: ...Thhhanks, fofor not being lllike a lot of othhhers in my lilife.
Frisk: ((yes
Fellby: Hey, it's no problem.
Hellaton: ((ENCIDER
Erron: ((YES
Hellaton: ((dick encider
Fellby: ((there's a city in michigan caled "gaylord"
Erron: ((Richard Rubber...
Erron: ((Just... pls
Hellaton: ((heh
Hellaton: ((richard b. tweenercheeks
FYITF: ((Some guy got banned from Xbox Live from listing his city as Gaylord))
Erron: ((oh my god
FYITF: ((even though it's a real place
Hellaton: ((oh my god
Frisk: ((
Hellaton: ((mann
Hellaton: ((just. dickmann
FYITF: ((I googled "last names" and the first thing on google was "last names for girls"))
Hellaton: It jjjujust seems that, until llllast momonth, the only person kkkkkind to me wawas... ...........................
FYITF: ((ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hellaton: Wawait, nobody wawas nice to me gegenuinely until last month.
FYITF: ((like am I the only one who sees a problem here?
Hellaton: ((smalls
Hellaton: ((oh, i know
Hellaton: ((like, what the fuck
Fellby: ... Do you want a hug?
FYITF: ((Are they... stupid?
Erron: ((Since when did last names stop being for all genders?
Hellaton: ...I mean, Ii'm not opposed.
Fellby: opens his arms.
Hellaton: ((everythings gotta be gendered and i feel mildly sick
Hellaton: hugs Fellby.
FYITF: ((well no you're missing the point
Fellby: hugs back, squeezing tightly
FYITF: ((are you aware of how people RECIEVE last names?
Hellaton: 's motions are a lot smoother than before the new body
Hellaton: ((exactly
FYITF: ((wow you would hate
Hellaton: ((like, the gendering is part of it, but what the fuckeroonie
FYITF: ((any other language ever
Hellaton: ((i took spanish and hated 95% of it
Hellaton: ((at least in japanese you dont give genders to objects
Hellaton: ((the only good parts of spanish were the way of remembering the word for pool(don't piscina pool) and when i left
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Hellaton: hugs Fellby close.
Fellby: pats Hellaton on the back.
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Hellaton: squeezes a bit, but not too much
Hellaton: Thhhanks. Seseriously.
FYITF: ((well francais est la merde
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Hellaton: ((tru
FYITF: ((Or le merde
Fellby: MMhh. No problem.
FYITF: ((I don't know which gender is shittier
Fellby: ((for some reason i am craving pasta salad
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Fellby: ((i normally despise pasta salad
Hellaton: ((idk either
Hellaton: whirrs a little.
FYITF: ((well in French shit is feminine
FYITF: ((tumblr would have a field day with that
Hellaton: ((so girls do poop
FYITF: ((lies
Erron: ((I'm listening to a remix of Natural Killer Cyborg from Mother 3, and it turned into Dr. Wily's Castle from Mega Man 2!
Hellaton: ((cool cool
FYITF: ((NKC has always been Wily's Castle
Fellby: ((am grill, can confirm we poop
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FYITF: ((I don't believe you
Onna: ((AD
Onna: ((YOU
Onna: ((FRAUD
Hellaton: ((...ive been listening to "legs" for like two hours
Frisk: ((chime b wants pics
Frisk: ((send help
Onna: ((ohai b
Fellby: ((pics of what
Hellaton: ((legs legs whats on the menu legs legs whats on the menu legs legs whats on the menu ayyeah ayyeah legs
FYITF: ((uh
FYITF: ((I've already seen "pics"
Frisk: ((b doesn't believe that girls shit
Hellaton: ((someone take the music app away from me
Frisk: ((oh
Frisk: ((ok
FYITF: ((they're all photoshopped for the sake of perverted fetishes
Hellaton: ((you need a video
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FYITF: ((video editing exists, silly
Hellaton: ((like, use a gopro for a first person pov
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Fellby: ((i don't think i have cooked pasta in the house so i'll have to use lettuce if i want a salad
FYITF: ((I just need to start identifying as female so I can get into the bathrooms and witness it for myself and then ruin America or whatever))
Hellaton: ((heh
Hellaton: ((i chuckled
FYITF: ((gotta put on the big red satire blinkers
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FYITF: ((Also I found a thing check it out
DamnDude: (( Oh hey B ))
Hellaton: ((oh no
FYITF: ((Nevermind can't copypasta for some reason
Hellaton: ((oh
Onna: ad is asleep on the couch
FYITF: ((I was going to send you a French translation of the Navy Seals [s]motto[/s] copypasta))
Onna: is looming over him
FYITF: ((Ok so I saw the best video on YouTube the other say
Onna: has a pillow
FYITF: ((*day
Onna: decides to go to the bar instead of killing dad
Fellby: ((brb gonna try to make salad without waking up everyone
FYITF: ((It's a guy talking over CoD gameplay about why trans people shouldn't choose bathrooms))
FYITF: ((also Obama
Onna: walks in, munching a human soul
Hellaton: ((ough
FYITF: ((The kicker? He has a million subs))
Onna: is dripping soul juice from her mouth
Hellaton: ((ough
Onna: ((Was it keemstar
FYITF: ((Nope
Onna: ((Leafy
FYITF: ((Some doucherino named "Drift0r"
Onna: ((No idea
Hellaton: leans his head on Fellby's shoulder, not seeing the soul eater
FYITF: ((In the recommended vids was another of his called "The Gay Agenda"
Erron: ((Wait, why does Onna wanna kill AD?
FYITF: ((I kek'd
Onna: call this motherfucker death the kid
Onna: takes another bite, sitting on the couch
Onna: ((Weebs, all of you
Onna: the soul is very unhappy about this
Hellaton: ((you said death the kid
FYITF: ((what no
Hellaton: shut his eyes and didnt notice
Onna: is a child who likked someone
Onna: therefore death the kid
Onna: ((Ok what the fuck
Onna: ()how did i fuck that yp
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FYITF: ((It's hip to fuck yps
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Hellaton: ((likked
Onna: sucks some of the soul juice out
FYITF: ((As soon as you can mod Overwatch sounds I'm changing RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU to ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO))
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Onna: can eat a soul for hours
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Onna: ((O hia
Onna: is eating some weird fruit thingy she found after killing someone
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He walks in, looking sober enough. He wasn't that drunk before.-
Frisk: (( Making my way downtown, walking fast, Ultima passes, and I'm pissed! Staring blankly at you, just glaring your way, making a way, without you! And I hate you.. And I won't miss you.. And now I wonder.... If I could impale you in the sky! Do you think time would pass you by? 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just kill you tonight! It's always times like these when I think of you and I wonder If you ever think of your impending death.. 'Cause everything's so wrong and I don't belong, writhing in your painful roleplaying..
Frisk: ((10/10 parody
Onna: ((10/10
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Onna: looks over to him, a half eaten human soul in hands
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onna!"
Onna: takes another bite
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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He runs over.-
FYITF: ((I quit CaU it's all downhill from here
Frisk: ((why
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Aatenpting to salvage the soul, he frantically attempts at absorbing it.-
: Attempting*
Hellaton: ((frisky thats me
FYITF: ((it's just a sarcasm bro
Frisk: ((cool
Frisk: ((that's me too mv
Onna: has eaten like, 80% of it
Onna: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Hence "Attempting."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onna!"
Onna: "What.."
Frisk: * AD is a horrible father
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I told you to not hurt anyone, didn't I?"
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Onna: "I didn't.."
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Onna: licks the soul juice off her fingers
Onna: "I stopped when you told me to"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where did you get this."
DamnDude: (( "People aren't anyone, right?" ))
Onna: ((Thank you for sending 5 minutes after i sent this
Onna: "It came out of someone I er... hurt"
Onna: "It tastes good"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jesus Christ, Onna..."
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Fellby: ((I'm back
Stephen: ((Everyone's in the bar?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You killed a human, and ate their soul."
Fellby: ((I ate a salad
Fellby: ((*made
Onna: "Yeah.."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onna... How did that make you feel?"
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Fellby: ((couldn't find the lettuce but it turns out we had cooked pasta
Onna: "It felt good.."
Fellby: snaps back to reality. "What the fuck?"
Hellaton: unhugs and sees this bullshit.
Onna: ate a soul in ur bar
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, you're building a blood lust, and if this continues... I'll either have to keep you contained somewhere... Or worse..."
Stephen: -an old man stumbles into the bar-
Onna: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How the hell do I fix this..."
Stephen: ((This is only going to go well if you pick up on the gimmick and play along))
Onna: "Ok..."
Fellby: reaches for a his pocket and pulls something out.
Onna: "I don't know.."
: ((Is it dangerous to go alone))
Hellaton: looks to the man and is distracting himself from the bullshit
Stephen: -groans-
: ((Should we take something from the man))
Hellaton: ((take this
Stephen: Hellaton... This is the first time we'll meet, but I miss you...
Stephen: -looks around-
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: W-whhhat?
Hywel: -Hea been ignoring all this bullshit so far.-
Onna: for the record, killed 8 monsters, a human, and a weird lady that looked like mom but wasn't
Fellby: ((I see what's going on here
Stephen: I'll miss you all... Well, no I won't, ehe...
Stephen: I'll be dead.
Hellaton: ((same
Hellaton: ...
Onna: "It felt really good.."
: ((Weird lady that looked like mom?))
Stephen: -collapses-
Hellaton: Oh...
Fellby: ... Uh.
Onna: ((This is some doctor who shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that's not good, okay?"
Hellaton: Oohhh nono oh no...
Stephen: ((never seen Doctor Who actually
Onna: "But I felt something... I felt something.."
Fellby: goes to check on Stephen.
Hellaton: does too
Stephen: -a note sticks out of his pocket-
Fellby: takes the note.
Onna: ((Bullshit this is river and you know it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, you've lost your grasp on your feelings, resulting to craving the feeing from harming others."
Stephen: "Wherever you bury me, make it deep"
Stephen: ((I don't know what that is seriously
Hellaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're become what you hated, Onna. Remember Shoe?"
Onna: nods
Stephen: ((this is a bullshit idea I got when cutting grass
Onna: ((Lel
Fellby: sighs, and picks up the body. "Let's go."
Stephen: -stops breathing-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Would you do what he did?"
Fellby: ((this is the second burial i've rped this week
Hellaton: ((this is similar but not the same as a character from doctor who in a few ways
: ((10/10))
Onna: "..."
Hellaton: nods, getting a shovel from the back room. Why does Grillby keep that wtf
Stephen: ((Grillby's been naughty
Onna: "I don't.. think so.."
Stephen: ((Actually it's just to shovel snow I lied
Fellby: heads out to a clearing. He sees a bone marker with "Ike" engraved upon it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You aren't leaving my sight anymore, okay? You're staying by me until I can trust you..."
Stephen: ((by the way what happened to Donald Trump's course after you killed him in RP out of pure spite?))
Hellaton: ...
Onna: "..."
Fellby: ((it rotted
Hellaton: ((its still there, rotted to whatever a corpse would be in a decade
Onna: "You don't trust me.."
Stephen: ((bones
: ((Dongald Drump for prez))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm afraid not."
Onna: ((OH
Onna: ((MY
Stephen: ((Trump the Skeleton
Onna: ((FUCK
Hellaton: ((really old, probably broken bones
Onna: ((Yes b
Onna: ((Yes
Stephen: ((New character when?
Onna: ((Trump the font skeleton
Fellby: ((NO
Stephen: ((Trump's skeleton is the basis for Zapfino?))
Onna: "Ok..."
Hellaton: passes that marker
Hellaton: ((oh my GOD NO
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're hurting people where I'm from, Onna."
Fellby: peers at it, then marks out a place on the ground.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can't do that, it's unacceptable."
Stephen: ((and then he finds out and has an existential crisis?))
Onna: ((*takes notes*
Onna: "Ok..."
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Hellaton: stabs his heel into the mark, making an initial point to dig.
Stephen: ((He can't explain why he has such a good relationship with the black community but he does?))
Hellaton: ((oh my god
Hellaton: ((also hi darling
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...If this continues I'll have to... You know, I'll need to stop you, and I don't want that."
Stephen: ((He becomes a bricklayer?
Onna: "..."
Onna: "Ok.."
Alphys: (hello darling! i accidentally fell asleep)
Hellaton: just. Digs a long, deep hole to put the body in.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want to hurt me?"
Onna: "No.."
Stephen: (("oh yeah put my body in that deep hole"))
Hellaton: ((honey pls
Onna: "I just found random people"
Hellaton: ((b PLEASE
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who were they?"
Fellby: -We're not talking six feet under, we're talking sixteen feet deep.-
Frisk: (( I thought that I'd been hurt before... but no roleplayer has ever left me quite this sore.. Your RPing cuts deeper than a knife.. Now I need someone to help me kill a bitch! Got a feeling that I'm gonna kill you! But I know that you won't make it out alive! If I quit calling you Ultima, I still won't move on.. You watch me scream at you until I can't breathe.. Shaking, falling onto my knees. And now that I'm without you, I'll be needing RPing therapy.. Tripping you over, asshole! You're aching, begging me to just stop! And now that I'm without you, I'll be needing RPing therapy! Just like a bitch drawn to a flame, oh, I lured you in, you couldn't sense the pain. Your bitter heart crumbling to the touch. Now I'm gonna reap what you sew, I'm left seeing red because of you! ))
Frisk: ((Ultima Torture Porn
Stephen: ((uh
Stephen: ((ok that's enough hatefucking
Onna: "Five frogs... Some bugs... A human... A lady that looked like kinda mom"
Frisk: ((fine
: ((Yeah, honestly))
DamnDude: (( How about we just stop mentioning Ultima. ))
Stephen: ((I mean I don't like him either but Jesus Christ the hatejerks is unreal
Fellby: ((Good idea
: ((It's not just "Poking fun" anymore.))
Stephen: ((*hatejerk
DamnDude: (( 4/5 times I've come back today, it's something about Ultima ))
Erron: -looks around- ...*sigh*
Onna: ((^
Frisk: ((i'm not even really poking fun i'm just making a joke about how everybodh hates ultima
Frisk: ((everybody*
Onna: ((Why do we keep talking about the only person who managed to get perm banned
Hellaton: ((yeah, even im tired of it. i can relate but lets just stop
Stephen: ((ok but stop because ultima is my alt account and it was going to be a cool twist
Frisk: ((yeah.
: ((Yeah, we kinda banned him so he wouldn't be here))
: ((Don't have to keep bringing him back))
Frisk: ((i was gonna stop after that
Frisk: ((oh look we're talking about him now
Frisk: ((let's stop
Frisk: ((ok
: ((Top memes B))
Onna: replied
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like mom?"
: ((Can't be undyne))
Onna: "Yeah"
Stephen: ((It's pronounced mémé
Onna: ((K
Alphys: (i'm ptobably gonna fall bavk asleep so gn everyone
Hellaton: ((gn darling
Onna: killed a random fish then
Stephen: ((gn
Frisk: ((gn jalphys
Onna: ((Gn
: ((No main characters, already dislike that you were killing things in my timeline))
: ((Without asking first))
Fellby: places the body in the hole.
Alphys: (darling i love u!)
Erron: is thinking about his boyfriend... He has a slightly worried expression.
Onna: well, we can fix that
Hellaton: ((i love u too!
Onna: does know about other timelines so
Alphys: (♥
: ((It's fine, just ask next time))
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Hellaton: ((sweet memes dank dreams
Stephen: ((-decides to bullshit timelines so that he can get to meaningful RP tonight-))
Onna: ((Sry, didnt think random peeps mattered
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sighs.-
Fellby: He'd cremate Stephen, but he's not sure if its okay.
Hellaton: covers the hole.
Onna: didn't, she went somewhere else to do it
Stephen: ((*daughter's a serial killer* -sighs-))
: ((Well, random people can matter, considering the timeline isn't just a house, it's a neighborhood, and an entire planet with inhabitants))
: ((K))
Hellaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's been distancing himself from this as best he can, honestly, he's already known this would happen.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -It was obvious.-
Onna: however, ad doesnt know that
Frisk: ((ad knew his daughter would be a serial killer yet did absolutely nothing to stop it
Frisk: ((logic))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't know that, but assumes the worst in this situation.-
Stephen: ((AD?
Onna: legit great daddy
Stephen: ((more like... a dick
: ((People tried to stop flowey, and how did they turn out))
Hellaton: goes back to the bar and puts the shovel away.
Frisk: ((they got a happy ending
Frisk: ((and stopped flowey
Frisk: ((you fuck
: ((They got a stem put up their ass))
Onna: doesnt have a stem to put up ur ass tho
Onna: also, ad just asking her not to worked
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Onna: will try something else
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Fellby: is back in the bar too.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Onna, I... I don't know what to do... Your wronged... Mentally, because of what Yalda did to you."
Stephen: -enters the bar, looking much healthier but still old-
Hellaton: ...
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Onna: "I want to go back to normal.."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know, I want that too, but how?"
Fellby: ... What the hell.
Onna: "I don't know.."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know if souls work for you?"
Frisk: ((Stephen: Respect your damn elders!))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, to be absorbed..."
Stephen: Of course you're confused.
Onna: shakes her head
Stephen: How long has it been?
Fellby: You just came in here and died!
Onna: "The doctor said it was my brain.."
Stephen: How. Long. Ago.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I... how do I fix that?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Seems impossible..."
Onna: "..."
Onna: tucks her head down
Frisk: ((AD rips out Onna's brain
Hellaton: Aaa fefew minutes?
Stephen: . . .
Frisk: ((AD puts the brain into a blender
Frisk: ((He mixes it all up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Look, I have no idea what to do..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do you think we should do?"
Frisk: ((He pours the blended brain back into Onna's head
Stephen: -inputs numbers into a calculator-
_u_: (( That's fucked up ))
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Frisk: ((He stitches the head back together
Frisk: ((Boom!
Onna: "I don't know..."
Stephen: -starts sobbing-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do you want to do?"
_u_: (( You killed ya' child! ))
Fellby: ... Sir, are you okay?
Stephen: No... I need to tell... oh lord...
Onna: "Go home"
Hellaton: W-whhhat...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why?"
Stephen: -dashes out through the Anydoor, still crying-
Onna: "I just want to go home now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And do what?"
Hellaton: ...
Onna: "Sleep"
Fellby: I think we screwed up.
Hellaton: just has this shocked expression.
Frisk: ((AD: Yeah, and you'll wake up in the middle of the night and you'll kill bitches.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "you won't hurt anyone, right?"
Hellaton: I... Iiii dodon't know whhhat's going ononon..
Fellby: ((onna: oh hell no i'm gonna kill them in my dreams
Stephen: -calmly walks back in, looking the same minus tears-
Stephen: Hey, old friends.
Fellby: Feeling better?
Hellaton: ...
Onna: "No.. I'll try something else.."
Stephen: You aren't...
Stephen: A
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?"
Frisk: ((i'm gonna go to bed now
Stephen: Are you...
Frisk: ((gn
Hellaton: ((gn
_u_: (( gn ))\
Hellaton: A-aaare we whwhat?
Stephen: -slowly backs out, as if his life has been shattered before his eyes-
Onna: ((Gn
Erron: ((GN
Fellby: ...
Fellby: Did I fuck up again?
Hellaton: ...I... dddon't knknow...
Stephen: ((Still River?
: ((Gn))
Onna: ((Sry for doing a bad
: ((You did a bad?))
Hellaton: ((no
Stephen: ((gn
Onna: ((With ur timeline
: ((Ah no it's fine, I'd just perfer you ask before that stuff))
Onna: ((K
Stephen: -re-enters-
Onna: thinks
Onna: ((Still kinda river
Hellaton: ((a bit but not really
Hellaton: ......
Onna: "Maybe..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Hellaton: ....I.... a-aaaare you... aare youokayayay?
Stephen: -interrupts them as soon as they open their mouths-
Stephen: Now now, no spoilers!
Onna: ((100% river
Fellby: ... I... I think I've got you figured out.
Onna: ((B you fuck
Stephen: ((shit
Onna: ((Thats her fucking cathphrase
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Hellaton: ((thats her catchphrase
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe what, Honey?"
Stephen: ((are you fucking shitting me
Hellaton: ((im willing to believe this is coincidental
Wandering Frisk: (bread your alive
Stephen: ((I should be a goddamn writer for that fucking show
: ((What about my alive))
: ((BA DUM TSH))
Hellaton: Whhhat's gogoing on...
Wandering Frisk: you're*
Onna: ((Its not bs b, you literally said her fuckibg catchphrase
Hellaton: ((youd be better than the writers for 11 sometimes
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Stephen: ((brb looking it up
Onna: ((Definitely for 12
Hellaton: ((havent seen 12
Wandering Frisk: ((thought you died in vietnam bread
: ((Nah))
Onna: puts her hand down on the table
: ((Accidentally too a week break))
Wandering Frisk: (back during the war
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What are you doing?"
Onna: smashes her metal hand down on it, chuckling a bit
Erron: . . .
Stephen: ((now ain't that some parallel thinking right there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, what was that?"
Onna: is smiling
Stephen: ((I should give up right now
Onna: "I hurt my hand"
Hellaton: ((no dont i like this
Onna: ((Ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that... Why?"
Onna: ((I wasnt gonna go there
Onna: ((But ok
Hellaton: ((hes a better character than moffat ever wrote river
: ((KEK))
Onna: ((HAHA
Fellby: ((*illuminaati confirmed*
Onna: retcon that whole thing
Stephen: ((what the hell is this
: ((Wait what are you retconing))
Onna: the hand thing
Asriel_Dreemurr: -k-
Stephen: ((Nope nope nope River was just retconned into existence after I wrote this))
Onna: ((Hahahahaha
Stephen: ((I refuse to believe this level of coincidence))
Hellaton: ((blieve it
Stephen: ((That writer is a time traveler
Onna: keeps on thinking
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onna..."
Hellaton: ((just go along with it we already buried him
Stephen: ((well GG
Onna: "I'll find something..."
Hellaton: ...
Onna: "I have to..."
Stephen: ...How many visits... No, don't answer that.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have to what?"
Hellaton: ...
Onna: "I have to feel again"
Stephen: -goes slightly wide-eyed-
Jeska or Jukon: shes missin her hippocampus
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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hugs her, knowing she won't care.-
Onna: oh hi jukon
Stephen: No, no, maybe it's just...
Hellaton: I... ddon't... ununderstand what's going on...
Onna: hugs back
Stephen: -takes a deep breath-
Onna: is a serial killer now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry I'm so useless at taking care of you..."
Onna: "..."
Stephen: Hello, old-sniffle- friends. I'm Stephen.
Hellaton: Whhho are you? Whhhwhat is ththis?
Jeska or Jukon: is still sneaky for a pregnant woman
Onna: still has some soul juice on her lips
Fellby: Uh... Hello, Stephen, I'm Grillby.
Stephen: We've met in the future. Ish. For you.
Hellaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Please don't eat those anymore..."
Onna: "I won't..."
Onna: "You can have that one"
Stephen: That's why it's so important you don't tell me what I've said already, I haven't said it yet.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There's a little on your lips..."
Hellaton: I'm... Hellaton. And Iii ststill don't understand what's gogoing on fully.
Stephen: ...
Stephen: It will make more sense in time.
Hellaton: ....
Hellaton: Was ththat a fucking punnn.
Stephen: -chuckles at his own little joke-
Onna: goes to lick it off, but then stops and wipes her mouth instead
Stephen: Maybe.
Onna: gets an idea
Fellby: You're uh. I'm guessing you're going backwards?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Onna: "This is like when I was a shade.."
Stephen: Well, you are... Well, I guess, err...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, I'm listening."
Stephen: Our timelines travel in opposite temporal directions, how about that?
Fellby: Yeah, that makes sense.
Stephen: If I'm telling you this now...
Stephen: -deep breath-
Onna: "All shades have something that make them happy.. and something that makes them angry"
Stephen: No, there's certainly another reason.
Onna: "And inbetween they feel nothing... Like this.."
Hellaton: ...Yyyeah mamakes more sennse than I ccould have come uuup with.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well, killing made you happy..."
Onna: "So maybe if we find something.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That makes you angry...?"
Jeska or Jukon: lets not have a pyschopath for a child AD
Onna: too late
Stephen: Before I continue, I need you to promise me you won't tell me anything I already said when I come back later.
Stephen: ((I'll avoid the word spoilers from now on lmao))
: ((Where is Jukon?))
Hellaton: I... aaalriright.
Onna: "It's a feeling... I-I want anything.."
Hellaton: ((lol
Fellby: nods. "Okay then."
Stephen: No matter how hard I plead.
Stephen: -has a minor flashback-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nods.-
Hellaton: .....
Stephen: Even if I... Well, that's a matter for another day.
Jeska or Jukon: ((whereever cuz I got like 5 mi.utes left
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What you think makes you angry?"
Onna: "..."
Hellaton: Iiif it invovolves a certainnnn offering I willll... have kikicked you? I.... titime bullshit.
Onna: "P-probably [i] her[/i].."
Onna: holy fuck there is a lot of disdain in that her
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That girl that assassinated you?"
Onna: nods
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She died awhile ago..."
Stephen: I say that, do tell me one string of numbers: 82 72 90 13 33 76 3/23
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, I bet you still have that room."
Stephen: *that, but
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Onna: ((Wait what
Stephen: Write 'em down.
Hellaton: ...Indidividually?
Stephen: Yes.
: ((Yeah, the person who killed shade was killed))
Fellby: burns them into a napkin.
: ((Right? Didn't we kill her?))
Hellaton: writes that shit down
Stephen: You'll get used to this one.
Onna: that was a him m8
Onna: is reffering to a different person
: ((oh fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Retcon.-
Hellaton: ....Iii dodon't... know if ththat's fully popossible but.
Stephen: Let's see, that's just about all the exposition you'll need to be my friend.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who's "She,"?"
Stephen: What else is left... Any ideas?
Hellaton: ...
Onna: "The one who killed me.. the first time"
Fellby: No?
Hellaton: Hhow the fufuck would I know, it hhhasn't happened yet.
Stephen: ...fair enough.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Where would we find her?"
Hellaton: gets increasingly less demure as time is spent with someone or if he's mildly pissed
Stephen: Well, I ought to go soon... Apparently I don't have long left. See you... Or not...
Hellaton: ...I... gguess.
Onna: "I don't know"
Stephen: -slowly backs out-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...We should sleep..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "we'll figure this out tommorow, okay?"
Onna: will kill her ass
Onna: "Ok..."
: ((I'm tired as fuck))
: ((Goodnight everyone))
Onna: ((Gn
Hellaton: ((gn
Onna: ((I gotta sleep too so
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Onna: ((Bai
Hellaton: ((gn
Stephen: ((brb preparing for my ass-backwards plotline))
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Fellby: ((bye
Erron: . . .
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Fellby: Well, that was really weird.
Fellby: You don't see shit like that every day.
Hellaton: Aand it wiwill be.
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Stephen: ((ffs when I was commuting plant genocide I thought I had an original idea for once))
Stephen: ((*committing
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Hellaton: ((it ok
Hellaton: ((its a very cool concept tho
Stephen: -enters the bar-
Hellaton: ((you write it way better than moffat anyway
Hellaton: ...H-hhello.
Stephen: ((that bad?
Stephen: -looks somewhat pleased-
Hellaton: ((hes a shit writer
Hellaton: ...
Stephen: Hey, Hellaton.
Fellby: Hello.
Hellaton: H-hhi.
Stephen: And Fellby, as always.
Stephen: How've things been for you? Not including myself, of course.
Fellby: They've been... things.
Hellaton: ...Uhhh...
Hellaton: D-dddecent?
Stephen: You're not used to me... are you?
Hellaton: No. Iiit's... still vevery strange.
Stephen: -slowly starts to look a bit angry-
Fellby: shakes his head.
Stephen: Goddamnit... Probably only a few years left...
Hellaton: ...
Stephen: Don't you dare tell me.
Hellaton: I... I wonn't...
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Stephen: -resolutely nods-
Stephen: Did I tell you to tell me anything?
Stephen: Numbers?
Hellaton: ...Yyes.
Fellby: Oh, yeah.
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Fellby: picks up his napkin.
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Stephen: Aha.
Stephen: When I return, don't let me know how long we've known each other. Alright? Don't give me any indication.
Stephen: That will have broken me.
Hellaton: A-aaaalriright...
Hellaton: ...
Stephen: ((ahh weird-ass tenses
Stephen: ...
Hellaton: Wwon't ththose memorrries cease to exxxxist if they hahaven't happened?
Erron: ((Made sprites of GNA and GNK with a Fixed Erron Sprite... ))
Stephen: I have no way of knowing, actually.
Hellaton: ...Well fffuck.
Fellby: Aaah, okay.
Stephen: If it never happened then it never will have happened but if it did have happened and I don't remember it because I never remembered it because now it never happened but it once always will had happened...
Stephen: . . . . .
Stephen: Best not to think about it.
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Hellaton: ((the erron one is way better, though i suggest a bit shorter. the others... the middle one's legs look a bit wonky and the arms are too thin, and the legs are too thin on the left one, but otherwise theyre pretty darn good
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Erron: ((will fix
Erron: ((thanks
Hellaton: ((np
Stephen: -ponders-
Hellaton: ......
Hellaton: Yeah too... eearly. Late. Whhhatever.
Hellaton: Tiiiiime can go iiiiingest a cactus.
Stephen: Well, it's mildly horrifying either way...
_u_: appears temporarily behind the person he doesn't recognize, "Agreed"
Fellby: Time is weird and I prefer not to think about it too much
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Hellaton: !
Fellby: jumps. "GOD SHIT WHAT WAS THAT"
Stephen: Either I have no free will, or my memories are always being edited...
Hellaton: Thhhthat wawas Lua.
Hellaton: ...
Stephen: Classic Lua.
Hellaton: Well fufuck that's terrrible.
Fellby: has NO IDEA bad shit happened to Lua.
Stephen: You know what's more terrible?
Stephen: -grins and leans in-
Stephen: The same applies to YOU.
Hellaton: ....
Stephen: ...Well, bye.
Fellby: ... Asshole.
Stephen: -casually walks out-
Hellaton: Welllll as if my lilife wasn't shitty enooough, asshat.
Stephen: ((>explains why the scenario is existentially fucked up))
Stephen: ((>everyone hates him
Hellaton: ((alt answer: "you know what else is terrible? your makeup"
Fellby: (("but i love you anyway"
Hellaton: does not hate him but he's not exactly happy with that development
Hellaton: ((WOO
_u_: is now phasing between reality and darkess. "So, ____ was ___ problem?"
Hellaton: ((i love that song its the funniest shit
Hellaton: Sssome mannnnn cacame and is goiiiing through time backwards.
Hellaton: To us.
Hellaton: It's... eeeexistentially fucked up.
_u_: "Why __ time __ fucked __ right ___?"
Hellaton: Donnnn't know.
Fellby: ... Dude. Buddy. What happened to you?
Stephen: ((Why, Father Time fucked me right proper))
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Fellby: ((that's exactly what happened to luaa
Hellaton: ((yep
_u_: "Well, ______ the _______ fact _____ my ____ self ____ back, __________ fucked __ something ___ now __ fighting ___ survival."
Fellby: blinks. "I... got it. That's rough buddy."
Hellaton: Yyeah.
Hellaton: ((lua: my _____ girlfriend ______ into ___ moon.
Stephen: ((Well, there's the fun fact that my inner self talks back, Dad fucked Mom something harsh, now she's fighting his survival.))
Hellaton: ((omf
Stephen: ((And that's how she gets morbid.))
Stephen: ((*shit
_u_: "Well, __ getting ______ to _____ form __ good ____."
Fellby: nods. "Have you tried writing things down?
Stephen: ((Well, she's getting knives to properly form good wounds.))
_u_: "If _ wasn't ________ phasing ______ every ______ second, __ probably __ that"
Stephen: -Everyone now remembers Steve as having said "Sorry for last time" on his second visit-
Fellby: Oooh, good point.
Stephen: ((If she wasn't mentally phasing out every other second, she'd probably stop that.))
Hellaton: ...
Stephen: -walls back in-
_u_: "But _ may ________ know ___ I'm _____ alive."
Stephen: Hey everyone.
_u_: "Hey _____"
Fellby: Hey Steven.
Stephen: Hey.
Stephen: What's up.
Hellaton: Hhi.
Stephen: Other than... You know.
Hellaton: ...Um.
Stephen: My entire future.
Hellaton: Nnot... much?
Stephen: You're not saying my entire future is nothing much, are you?
Stephen: -chuckles-
_u_: "Time __ a ______, am _ right?"
Hellaton: Nno, I'm not.
Stephen: I'm not sure if you're roght, because I'm not sure what you said. Sorry, Lua.
Hellaton: I'm sssorry...
Hellaton: ...
Stephen: Still haven't quite learned to understand you, I'm afraid.
Hellaton: I'm asssuming "time is a bbbibibitch", so yyyes.
_u_: nods.
Hellaton: Hhere's a titip, just thinnnk of what wowould most likely be sasaid.
Stephen: Time isn't a bitch, no... More often than not we're the ones getting fucked.
Hellaton: Thhhe act-- ...........
Stephen: But enough about me, how goes your lives?
Fellby: Uh. Bad choice of words there bud.
Hellaton: ....Yyyeah nonot that great.
_u_: "____ point, ___ they __ say ___ same _____ about ________ karma."
_u_: "And ______ fucks __ in ___ ass ____"
Stephen: ((Shit why? Don't say in character
Hellaton: ....Alllso teterrrible choice in words.
Fellby: ((Hella was sexually abused
Stephen: ((shit now I can't play it off with a mischevious grin
Hellaton: ((hella is very uncomfortable with sexual topics for that reason. the word fuck is alright depending on context
Stephen: ((panic panic panic oh I got a reasonable solution
Hellaton: (("oh fuck" =/= "fuck me"
_u_: "_____, sorry ____ that"
Stephen: You never would-will-did mention that.
Stephen: Guess you thought you only needed to say it once.
Stephen: Huh.
Hellaton: .......It issssn't as ifif I would lllike to. Yyeah. Jjjust... if you reremember doing it befffffore I'm llleaving ththe room.
Fellby: Well, I guess it's the first time you've said something like that in front of us. Or the last.
Fellby: I unno.
Stephen: -shrugs-
Hellaton: Lua, just pllllease dodon't do it again.
Stephen: Who knows anymore.
Hellaton: Thhhhthat goes for yyyou with your time here too, allllright?
Stephen: -seems a bit younger-
Stephen: I won't remember.
Hellaton: ...I knnnow, but. Ththis visit.
Stephen: Fair enough...
Hellaton: Thhhhank you.
_u_: nods.
Stephen: Of course, one could argue that the only way to get over this is to face it....
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: Dddon't try annny shit I willl woulllld did kick yoyour ass.
Fellby: And then I'll kick it too.
Stephen: No need to talk it like that. Jeez.
Hellaton: ...
Stephen: I wouldn't... Unless you're implying you'd kick my ass for saying words?
Fellby: Oh, I thought you meant actual contact.
Hellaton: Not unnnnnless ththey direrectly insulted me or ththe ones I care abbbout.
Stephen: -looks disgusted-
_u_: "How _____ we ____ trying _______ something __ the ____, it ____ so ____ last ____"
Stephen: The fuck? You actually thought...
_u_: "Unless __ was ________ to _______"
Stephen: -tries to pretend that this doesn't mean they barely know him-
Hellaton: ..........I.... tetend to asssssssume the woworst. It.... isnnn't pepersonal.
Stephen: My only point is, preventing people from saying words is te best possible waybill know fear those words.
Stephen: ((dafuq
Stephen: ((autocorrect you cunt babushka
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: Still. It's his choice to determine whether or not he's ready to be exposed.
Stephen: *is the best possible way to come to fear those words
Hellaton: (("cunt babushka" sounds like russian punk
Hellaton: ..........
Fellby: It's kind of like easing your self into...
Stephen: True, true... But at the cost of green speech? ...maybe, maybe. Worth thinking about, at least.
Fellby: catches himself.
Stephen: *free
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: I'm not going to say it in front of him.
Stephen: ((ducking auto carrot
Stephen: Easing your way into a cold pool?
Hellaton: ...Thhat doesn't wowork for him but yes.
Stephen: ((what was the original figure of speech?))
Fellby: ...I guess. I dont go swimming, but it's way better than what I was going to say.
Hellaton: ((into an ass
Stephen: ((well ain't that something
Fellby: (("Having your ass rammed - you don't want to let 'em plunge in without preperation"
Hellaton: ((that too
Stephen: [s]Well, buttsex is like broccoli. If you were forced to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.[/s]
Stephen: -thinks-
Hellaton: ((that is scarily accurate in this context
Fellby: ((very scarily
Stephen: Well, I'm not here to judge, but...
_u_: "Call __ crazy, ___ I ______ I ____ what ___ were _______ gonna ___"
Stephen: Based on my current memory, your problems there... They don't get better without a little help, let's leave it there.
Stephen: You may want to get moving on therapy or whatever.
Hellaton: Ohhh, I'm fufully aware of ththat.
Hellaton: I'll... ttttry.
Hellaton: ......
Fellby: Shit, I dunno... maybe try talking to whoever you're staying with.
Stephen: -nods-
Stephen: Well...
Hellaton: Yyeah, I'll ddddo that.
Hellaton: Atttt leleast I can trusssst them.
Hellaton: ....Thhhanks.
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Stephen: It's been a long time, but I think I've had enough for this visit.
Fellby: Okay, see you Stephen.
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Stephen: -gave HLT a slightly dark look on "trust them," but quickly relents-
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Hellaton: .......
Stephen: -hands over a sheet of paper-
_u_: waves, considering words aren't helping him right now.
Stephen: Do pass this along to the last me, will you?
Hellaton: nods, taking it.
Fellby: The last one? How are we supposed to know who's the last?
Stephen: -It's just numbers-
Stephen: Well, the next one for you obviously.
Stephen: Oh, you thought I meant-
Stephen: As far as that one, you'll know. You'll know.
Fellby: Oookay, got it.
Hellaton: ......
_u_: "I _____ he ___ defining ___ last __ previous."
Hellaton: ....
Stephen: -starts to leave fairly quickly, turns back for a monent, then walks out normally-
Hellaton: B-bbbye.
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Stephen: ((well now HLT is obligated to get rekt by his roommate))
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Stephen: ((perhaps I should have thought of the repercussions there))
Fellby: ((his roomates are gaster and mettaton
Stephen: ((well shit
Fellby: ((but that's okay because i've got something planned
Fellby: ((whenever everyone's ready
Stephen: ((I can read your mind
Hellaton: ((as long as it isnt saturday
_u_: "So, ______ I __ this ______ he _____ or ______?"
_u_: ((Saturday/Sunday are bad for me))
Stephen: ((I mentally picked up on your plan))
Hellaton: ...Yyou're nonot phasing in at moments that mmmmake sense.
Stephen: ((I'll be gone Saturday too
Fellby: ((Well I figure on sunday I stat asking if it's a good day to start an arc
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Fellby: ((or, rather, I can ask everyone when they're okay with starting an arc
_u_: "Let __ just ____ you ____ actions ____"
Fellby: ((There's a reason i didn't play Gaster today
Hellaton: ......
Hellaton: Uh. Iiii guguess.
Stephen: ((well I'mma look up River Song so I can steal shit for my plots))
_u_: pulls out a broken stopwatch, slightly smashed and constantly ticking in the same spot.
Gaster: -He's in bed, after having a long tiring day of playing with his kids.-
_u_: "I'm _____ sure ____ is ___ I'm ____ alive"
_u_: "Got __ a _____ back, ____ that ______ arena _____. I ____ onto ___ stopwatch ______"
MettatonSEX: -is also in bed, after a long day ofPokémon, a concert, and other assorted shit.-
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Hellaton: (("i pee onto the stopwatch daily"
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Fellby: ((OHMFG
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_u_: "To __ fair, _ probably ______ have ______ this __ someone ______ it ___ broke."
Hellaton: ...Yyeah.
_u_: "In __ defense, __ basically ____ directly ____ that __ having __ deal ____ moon __"
Erron: ((Fixed those GNA/GNK Sprites... ))
Hellaton: ((those do look better
Erron: ((cool
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_u_: "Anyways, __ you ____ taking _ quick ______ look __ it? _____ there's ______ I'm ________ here"
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Hellaton: ...Iiit's sttttutuck at the sasame time.
_u_: "That's _______ I _______"
_u_: puts it on the table for a second so the duo can get a good look at it, but he disappears right after, with the stopwatch being unstuck.
Fellby: ... Well, damn.
Hellaton: Sshit.
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_u_: the stopwatch is now on the table, ticking normally even after Lua disappeared.
Fellby: sighs, then checks his watch. "Speakin' of time... I think I should head back to the business."
Erron: is sleeping with his head on the bar...
Hellaton: Iii guguess...
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Fellby: claps Hellaton on the shoulder. "It was nice seeing you around again."
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Hellaton: Oh, iiit was ninice seeing you too.
Fellby: See you around - wait.
Hellaton: Whhhat.
Fellby: hands Hellaton one of his more innocent looking business cards. You wouldn't know it's a prostitute's card unless you'd met him face to face.
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: Call me if you need me.
Hellaton: nods. "Tttthanks."
Fellby: nods, then waves to Hellaton as he exits.
Hellaton: knows full well what this is, of course. He waves to Fellby.
Hellaton: ...
Fellby: "Stay safe out there, alright?" And with that, he's gone.
Hellaton: Alrrright.
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Erron: Z z Z
_u_: -Hello darkness my old friend-
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Hellaton: goes home
Hellaton: goes to bed
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Gaster: is practically draped over Mettaton.
MettatonSEX: -is holding Gaster close.
Hellaton: smiles at the scene as he slides into bed.
Gaster: stirs a little. He doesn't wake up.
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MettatonSEX: -brings Hella into the hug.-
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Hellaton: !
Erron: -Z Z FUCKING Z-
Hellaton: holds Gaster with two arms and Metta with the other two.
Gaster: stirs a little more.
Gaster: [sub]No... please...[/sub]
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: unhugs Metta and sits up, tapping Gaster's head. "Gaster?"
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Gaster: wakes up. He seems unamused.
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Gaster: "what."
Hellaton: Y-yyyou wewere saying things in yyour skeep.
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Gaster: Yes, that happens sometimes. As long as I'm not chanting in forbidden tongues I think we're fine.
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Hellaton: Y-yyyou said "nnno ppppplease".
Gaster: ...
Gaster: I don't remember what I was dreaming about.
Hellaton: ...Oh.....
Hellaton: Iii jujust want you to stayyy safe.
Erron: is even aggressive in his sleep... "[sub]Gnngh... Fuck off...[/sub]"
Gaster: sighs. "I'm okay, alright? It was probably just a nightmare."
Hellaton: ....
Hellaton: holds Gaster close. "...Iiii dodon't want anythhhhing to happen even if it is.
Gaster: nods. "It's okay, really. I just need to get my sleep.
Hellaton: Aaalriright...
Hellaton: Gooooodninight. Iiii lolove you.
Gaster: I love you too.
Hellaton: lets go, kind of reluctantly.
Gaster: drifts back off into sleep.
Hellaton: holds Gaster close as he drifts to sleep. He also holds Mettaton but he's more concerned about Gaster.
Gaster: ((I'm going to bed, goodnight
Hellaton: ((gn
Hellaton: ((so am i
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Reborn: ((I FUCKING))
Reborn: ((MANAGED TO))
Reborn: ((DIE))
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Barzan: (go to bed
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Onna: is asleep, probably with gotedad in the viscinity
Barzan: (what no hi
Onna: ((Ayy
Barzan: (whats new with onna?
Onna: is being watched all the time by ad now
Onna: is not trusted
Barzan: ((why?
Onna: well she killed like 9 people so
Barzan: (when?
Onna: yesterday
Barzan: (why?
Onna: said it felt good
Barzan: (how?
Onna: idk
Barzan: ((so now what?
Onna: is probably gonna get toted back to her timeline to find the thing that makes her angry
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Frisk: ((hi
Onna: ((Ayy
Frisk: ((AD casually smokes a bit of crack in order to stay awake
: Barzan [Barzan] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].
Jeska or Jukon: returns home
Onna: is asleep
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Onna: wakes up
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Jeska or Jukon: thank fuck
Onna: "Oh.. hey"
Jeska or Jukon: hey
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Jeska or Jukon: hows it going
Onna: "Good"
Onna: ad is nearby
Jeska or Jukon: whats new
Frisk: ((Onna pulls out a machine gun))
Frisk: ((Onna: This))
Onna: "Dad isn't letting me out of his sight.."
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Onna: keeps glancing to the last bit of soul
Onna: which ad is probably keeping safe
Jeska or Jukon: (whosr soul?
Onna: nobody in particular
Jeska or Jukon: yeah and fot good reason
Onna: it's mostly eaten tho
Onna: ".."
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Onna: (("My stomach was making the rumblies"
Onna: (("That only souls could satisfy"
Onna: lies back down
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Frisk: ((Onna dies
Frisk: ((Jukon: damn, we should give her up so somebody else can adopt her
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Frisk: ((Jukon: it will save our lives
Onna: snuggles up to gote dad
Jeska or Jukon: thought you were emotionless
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Onna: "Me too"
Onna: "But I felt something when I hurt those people"
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Frisk: ((Onna: I felt like a cannibal))
Frisk: ((Onna: this is what cannibals feel llike
Onna: only ate filthy human, not her own glorious race
Frisk: ((and a froggit
Onna: didnt eat that
Onna: much
Frisk: ((fuck you she did
Onna: "Dad says I shouldn't do that.."
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Jeska or Jukon: ((ever just have no interest in somethin?
Frisk: ((yeah
Frisk: (([s]i have no interest with talking to you[/s]
Frisk: ((lolno
Jeska or Jukon: ((oh o know
Frisk: ((i don't mind talking to anybody that comes here
Jeska or Jukon: (but you should have interest in that somethong?
Frisk: ((some thong?))
Frisk: ((wow, uh))
Frisk: ((i usually don't touch those))
Jeska or Jukon: ((on mobile piss off
Frisk: ((i'm sorry--
Frisk: ((i won't piss off
Jeska or Jukon: (not being serious
Jeska or Jukon: ((anyways you know what I mean?
Frisk: ((yeah
Jeska or Jukon: ((itz been that way for me as of late
Jeska or Jukon: ((mainly in cau I mean
Frisk: ((gotcha
Jeska or Jukon: ((especially the other characters
Frisk: ((mhm
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Jeska or Jukon: (like Onna, I just dont care
Frisk: ((slarv just got fucked))
Onna: ((Ayy
Jeska or Jukon: (perfect timing
Onna: ((Lol
Frisk: ((anyways, yeah, i can see why
Onna: ((Ikr
Onna: ((Yep, same
Onna: ((I was pretty much hoping they would kill her in the fight
Jeska or Jukon: ((why didny you juat kill her?
Frisk: ((blame it all on AD
Onna: ((I made it hard not to kill her
Onna: ((But they managed somehow
Jeska or Jukon: ((couldnt you have just made her die?
Frisk: ((yeah
Onna: ((I made it a battle-choice thing
Frisk: ((Onna can just
Frisk: ((die
Frisk: ((right now
Jeska or Jukon: (im just kinda of like is she dead yet?
Frisk: ((because the souls were "poisonous"
Onna: ((Yeah, I'll admit she is pretty shit
Onna: ((But that was her planned death
Frisk: ((she's ugly
Onna: ((And fucking they managed to spare her
Frisk: ((not pretty
Frisk: ((she is ugly shit
Onna: ((Most of my characters are getting shit as of late
Jeska or Jukon: ((so lets kill her
Frisk: ((right now
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Assassin].
Onna: is at home
Assassin: ((lol should i
Onna: ((Nah
Assassin: * slarv you
Onna: ((I can just throw an scp at her
Assassin: *  [color=#FF0000]Y[/color][color=#FF1B00]O[/color][color=#FF3700]U[/color] [color=#FF6F00]C[/color][color=#FF8B00]H[/color][color=#FFA600]E[/color][color=#FFC200]E[/color][color=#FFDE00]K[/color][color=#FFFA00]Y[/color] [color=#CBFF00]A[/color][color=#B0FF00]S[/color][color=#94FF00]S[/color] [color=#5CFF00]B[/color][color=#40FF00]I[/color][color=#25FF00]T[/color][color=#09FF00]C[/color][color=#00FF12]H[/color] [color=#00FF4A]G[/color][color=#00FF66]O[/color] [color=#00FF9D]E[/color][color=#00FFB9]A[/color][color=#00FFD5]T[/color] [color=#00F1FF]S[/color][color=#00D5FF]O[/color][color=#00B9FF]M[/color][color=#009DFF]E[/color] [color=#0065FF]S[/color][color=#004AFF]U[/color][color=#002EFF]N[/color][color=#0012FF]S[/color][color=#0900FF]H[/color][color=#2500FF]I[/color][color=#4000FF]N[/color][color=#5C00FF]E[/color] [color=#9400FF]Y[/color][color=#B000FF]O[/color][color=#CC00FF]U[/color] [color=#FF00FA]C[/color][color=#FF00DE]O[/color][color=#FF00C2]C[/color][color=#FF00A6]K[/color][color=#FF008B]W[/color][color=#FF006F]H[/color][color=#FF0053]O[/color][color=#FF0037]R[/color][color=#FF001B]E[/color]
: Frisky Whiskington [Assassin] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Onna: ((She's boring as hell
: ((this is the reason why i want my characters to stay interesting
Jeska or Jukon: (yes please do
Onna: ((Mainly because I had to edit her from the game
: ((i don't want others to think my characters are boring
: ((i don't want to roleplay a boring character
: ((that's why i made frisk small
: ((it worked for a while
: ((now i'm gonna have somebody go bad with the machine to keep things interesting
Onna: ((I feel like when I'm not actively doing plot my characters arw shit
: ((then make a character that interacts
: ((have the character form bonds
Jeska or Jukon: ((ya Ican see that
: ((that will keep things interesting
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Jeska or Jukon: (so can I kill her?
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: ((it would be hilarious if jukon shanked Onan
: ((Onna*
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Jeska or Jukon: ((put the caster in onnas mouth and blasted her head off
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: ((slarv
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: ((thoughts
: ((about yazan's suggestion
Jeska or Jukon: ((sad thing is I bet AD likes Onna
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Onna: ((Main reason anyone kept her alive in the fight is because ad wanted it
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Onna: ((This is what happens when you acquire a character you never planned to rp
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Onna: ((Smazzy, while his character is meh, I have some plans with
Onna: ((I have fun playing him, boring or not
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Jeska or Jukon: ((if you dont like Rping Onna make her die or leave and think of something for her to do later
Onna: ((You know what sure
Onna: ((Jukon can
Onna: ((If u want
Jeska or Jukon: ((save her for when you have an idea
Onna: ((I can get another person for laughy mclaugherperson
Jeska or Jukon: ((nah thatd break her and AD relationship
Onna: ((Like I said, I was just gonna throw her at an scp
Onna: is gone, rip
: ((jukon and ad's relationship breaks
Onna: just like
: ((jukon marries hyper
Onna: one second there, gone the next
Onna: ((Since were doing this now, hows smazzy doing
Onna: ((Is he boring?
Onna: ((Im trying to not have him be boring
Jeska or Jukon: ((character is a hard thing to write
Jeska or Jukon: (especially if you are trying to make me a silly or fun charactwr
Jeska or Jukon: ((i know smazzy mostly for the pillow fort
: ((i have a silly character
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Doald Troop : ((i killed both of you
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Jeska or Jukon: ((other than that and being fabriel
Jeska or Jukon: ((not sure what else
: ((i know gaston for being gaston
: ((i know jukon because she is a fucking fish
: ((i know AD because he pokes up the blankets of little girls
: ((i know Onna because she is a boring shit
: ((i know Smazzy because he is the SCP fucker
Onna: ((Is he interesting
: ((-shrugs-
Onna: ((Thats better than not
: Onna [Onna] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: ((I have a new character idea that im tryna work out so
: ((slarv why don't you change your damn colot
: ((color*
Smol Asriel: ((No fuk u
: ((yes fuck you
: ((i like colors that relate to the characters
Smol Asriel: ((I like this color
: ((fuck you
: ((not all your characters relate to blue
Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah?
: ((yeah
Smol Asriel: ((Bullshit
: ((onna would be more white
Smol Asriel: is next to a tv remote
: ((because she's a glassy shit
: ((smazzy would stay blue
: ((fanta would be a darkish green
: ((a little lighter than AD because she is a woman
Smol Asriel: ((She's not as boring in the actual game I swear bcuz I had to edit some r2 out of her story
: ((fuck you
Smol Asriel: ((U wanna fukn go
: ((yes
Smol Asriel: ((K
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].
Frisky: ((let's fight bitch
Jeska or Jukon: ((ahh shit
Smol Asriel: will turn on LAUGH IS FUN sometime
Frisky: * Frisky walks over to Slarvath. "You're a little shit."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Slarvath [Slarvath].
Slarvath: "Fuk u bich"
Frisky: "Even Yazan is more fun to insult!"
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Yazan [Jeska or Jukon].
Frisky: * They pull out a tank.
Jeska or Jukon: Suck my presidental cock bitch!
Frisky: * They get in the tank.
Slarvath: pulls out memes
Frisky: * They fire at the memes.
Frisky: * The memes explode in confetti.
: Yazan [Jeska or Jukon] is now Barzan [Barzan].
Barzan: you gay fucks
Frisky: "I'm agender."
Slarvath: "That was only a fraction of my true powrr"
Frisky: "Only Slarvath can be gay."
Frisky: "Also, oh, okay."
Frisky: * They get out of the tank.
Frisky: * They pull out a GUNDAM that they stole from Yazan.
Slarvath: charges a spirit bomb
Frisky: "Fucking hell."
Frisky: * They walk over to Slarvath and they rip the spirit bomb in half.
Frisky: * They smash Slarvath in between the shards.
Slarvath: is still charging
Frisky: * The charged.
Frisky: * Charging.
Frisky: * Spirit bomb.
Slarvath: is still charging
Frisky: * FUCK YOU
Frisky: * they ripped apart the charging spirit bomb
Slarvath: is still charging it
Slarvath: same stance
Frisky: * They kick Slarv in the balls, grab his feet, and nails them to his face.
Slarvath: keeps on charging
: Barzan [Barzan] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Frisky: * They rip Slarv's arms off.
Yazan: There we go mother fuckers
Slarvath: keeps on charging
Yazan: press the self destruct button for the gundam
Frisky: * They rip Slarv's head off.
Frisky: * they are not in the gundam
Slarvath: keeps on charging
Yazan: oh well
Frisky: * They rip all of Slarv's limbs off.
Yazan: has a hand grenade in his hand
Slarvath: keeps on charging
Yazan: is holding said grenade outwards
Frisky: * They mash all of Slarv's limbs into a bloody pulp and ships them to Alabama.
Slarvath: fires
Frisky: * lol he's already in the truck
Frisky: * it hits the truck
Frisky: * the truck explodes
Frisky: "Hah."
Yazan: runs towards frisky with the grenade held outwards while screaming
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Frisky: * They turn around, and begins to run backwards.
Yazan: is running after frisky while screaming
Frisky: * They pull out a molotov and throws it at Yazan.
Frisky: * Yazan is lit on fire.
Yazan: kicks Frisky in the balls, pulls the grenade pin, and stuffs in down Frisky's throat
Yazan: while on fire
Yazan: also let the lever go too
Yazan: ((cuz thats how grenades work MOTHER FUCKER
Frisky: * They rip the grenade out of their throat and they throw it away.
Yazan: repeatedly kicks Frisky in the balls
Frisky: * They are agender.
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Yazan: gives Frisky an indian burn
Yazan: Indian*
: Slarvath [Slarvath] is now Lydia [Lydia].
Frisky: * They pull out a motherfucking nuke
Yazan: uppercuts said nuke into space
Frisky: * They pull out another nuke and sets it off.
Frisky: * The nuke explodes.
Yazan: hops in a conviently placed fridge before so
Yazan: is sent flying and its lead lined
Lydia: ((I would put this little shit in the oc sheet but i cant
Frisky: * yazan would fucking die
Yazan: lands and steps out of the fridge unscratched
Yazan: just like indiana Jones bitch
Frisky: * Yazan lands in the middle of the blast
Frisky: * and dies
Frisky: * frisky also dies
Frisky: * everybody dies
Yazan: ((rip gg, not more Cau
Yazan: ((lets wrap this up and go home guys
Lydia: ((Imma try and mix lydia and chara and see what happens
Frisky: ((i wonder if cau will ever die
Lydia: ((Nah
Frisky: ((lydiara
Lydia: ((But it didnt
Yazan: ((she is sworn to carry your burdens Slarv
Lydia: ((I'm still working this little shit out
Lydia: ((We thought it would
Frisky: ((i'm gonna watch some motherfucking youtube
Yazan: ((just copy her from Skyrim
Lydia: ((Wow thanks hotel wifi
Frisky: ((because i'm bored
Lydia: ((Wtf is skyrim
Yazan: ((fuck you, play some realy games
Yazan: real*
Lydia: ((I do
Lydia: ((I play klonoa on ps1
Lydia: ((And madden 2004
Yazan: ((so I still have my ps1 along with MGS1 and VR Missions disc
Yazan: ((plus my two dreamcasts, sega gemesis
Lydia: ((Gg
Lydia: ((I got a fuckton of retro consoles
Lydia: ((Turbografx16 baby
Yazan: ((still got me new two nintendos
Yazan: ((meh
Yazan: ((retro doesn't meean much when the console and its library sucked
Lydia: ((Ye
Yazan: (just ask my MSX
Lydia: ((But I like shmups
Lydia: ((And turbografx is the best damn shmup console to ever live
Yazan: ((that belongs to the Atari Jaguar
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Yazan: ((used to have a sega game gear
Yazan: ((dunno what happened to it
Lydia: ((Those are weird
Yazan: ((it was my jam when I was a kid, until I got a gameboy and pokemon came out
Lydia: ((Its cool, but it's weird
Lydia: ((Shinobis dank
Yazan: ((fuck I remember when Digimon tried to be the new pokemon
Yazan: ((back when kids were playing with pokemon cards
Lydia: ((Imma bring her in now
Lydia: ((Why not
Lydia: opens the door, taking a quick look around
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Lydia: has a gun
Jäger Leyline: takes a good long look at her
Lydia: is human, around 17 looking
Jäger Leyline: Jannie's got a gun
Lydia: points it at him
Jäger Leyline: Janie's
Lydia: "Who are you"
Jäger Leyline: now now Janie, didn't anyone tell you its rude to point guns at peopl
Jäger Leyline: people*
Lydia: keeps it trained on him
Jäger Leyline: is sitting in a reclined position
Jäger Leyline: on the couch
Lydia: "What. Are you"
Jäger Leyline: Not that Janie's got a gun she ain't never gonna be the same
Jäger Leyline: now*
Jäger Leyline: Gotian why
Lydia: "Is that a costume?"
Lydia: "What the hell"
Jäger Leyline: thats insulting
Jäger Leyline: looks at the gun
Jäger Leyline: whats the model?
Lydia: cocks it
Lydia: "Don't worry about that"
Lydia: "I want supplies"
Jäger Leyline: oh you a robber now?
Lydia: "Glances around
Lydia: did that
Jäger Leyline: stands up and brushes himself off
Lydia: welp gtg
Lydia: retreats
Jäger Leyline: run away
Lydia: "I'll be back"
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Jäger Leyline: run away run away from the crazy
Jäger Leyline: sits back down
Jäger Leyline: Janie's got a gun
Jäger Leyline: everybody is on the run
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Lydia: reports the place to alpha
Jäger Leyline: spins his caster on his finger
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Jäger Leyline: ((afternoon
_u_: (( hello ))
Jäger Leyline: ((and good night
Jäger Leyline: ((heading to bed
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Lydia: ((Ayy
: Lydia [Lydia] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
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_u_: (( Sorry, I was getting food ))
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_u_: (( wb ))
: L_a [_u_] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Smol Asriel: has been curious about this "Laugh is Fun" program for a while now
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Smol Asriel: ((Lets see how bad it lags
Azazel: (( Great, there's lag now ))
Smol Asriel: ((Thank you hotel wifi
Smol Asriel: ((Preceding message:
Smol Asriel: ((I got hw legends today
Azazel: (( I didn't really like HW honestly, and HW:L didn't seem that much better ))
Smol Asriel: ((I liked it, just seemed more fit for an on the go game
Azazel: (( Also why is MSParp eating more messages than Charat now? ))
Smol Asriel: ((I thought it was just me
Azazel: (( No, only every other message goes out for me ))
Azazel: (( No, only every other message goes out for me ))
Azazel: ((but not this time what the fuck ))
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Smol Asriel: ((Fuk
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Azazel: (( Test )
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Smol Asriel: ((I am live again
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Smol Asriel: ((Eyy
Reborn: ((Eyy))
: High Priest Laharl [Reborn] is now High Priest Laharl [Erised].
Smol Asriel: ((I'll be lydia until enough people show up to have a laugh
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Lydia [Lydia].
Erised: ((Is it her duty to carry my burdens?))
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Erised: ((Eyy))
Obscurity: (( I've been looping the Fresh Prince theme for the past hour ))
Lydia: ((It is her duty to be the first twd character rped here
Lydia: ((With some alterations
: A [Obscurity] is now affixedProfessionalChef [Obscurity].
: affixedProfessionalChef [Obscurity] is now A [Obscurity].
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: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
DamnDude: (( Hey Laharl and Chime ))
Erised: ((Ayy))
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Gaster: ((did i fucking leave msparp open last night
Erised: ((Yeah))
Gaster: ((i feel silly now
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Lydia: ((Eyy
DamnDude: (( OK, I've learned not to replace challenges in the matchmaking screen ))
DamnDude: (( It just ate 50 of the currency I used to replace the challenge ))
: Lydia [Lydia] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
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Erised: Erised is at the couch, quietly sitting and sipping a cup full of water.
Erised: She's in her 'true' form, which is the young girl in the chessboard dress.
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DamnDude: -There is a stopwatch on the table from last night. That's all I have to say for now-
Gaster: walks in. He'd had fun with his kids yesterday, but he should spend time here too.
Erised: Erised waves to Gaster, constantly sipping her glass of water. "Hello."
Gaster: Hello to you too. I don't think we've met.
Erised: She stands up, dusting off her dress. "I'm Erised, wonderful to meet you." She even does a bow.
Gaster: I'm Doctor Gaster.
Erised: ((SO, it turns out that if you fuck up by the end of Act 2 in Katawa Shoujo))
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Erised: ((Your waifu trips, and you try to catch her))
Erised: ((And you fall off a building, and spear yourself on an umbrella))
DamnDude: (( Wow, so many creative endings ))
Erised: ((I shoulda just fucking stuck with Kenji.))
Erised: ((Atleast I got a manly picnic before I died))
DamnDude: (( Spearing yourself on an umbrella, spearing yourself on an umbrella.. There's so many options! ))
Erised: ((Yeah))
Erised: "...Is Doctor your first or last name?"
Erised: Did she seriously just ask that.
Gaster: Uh, no.
DamnDude: (( Do you get speared on an umbrella if you fuck up act 3? ))
Gaster: It's just my title.
Erised: ((PROBABLY.))
Gaster: ((no you get lonely and date the umbrella
Erised: "...Title, title..."
DamnDude: (( They try to recreate the titanic scene, and you fall off the boat onto an umbrella. ))
Erised: "What's a title?"
Erised: ((They can't recreate the titanic scene))
Erised: ((My waifu has no arms.))
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Gaster: Uh, well, it's a word like "Mister" or "Miss"
Frisky: ((hi
Gaster: I have doctorate, and that's why I use Doctor.
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DamnDude: (( "o sht i forgt u didnt hv arms." ))
Gaster: ((stick plungers on her stubs
Smol Asriel: is sitting on the couch, looking at the tv, Laugh is Fun is still displayed
Frisky: ((Gaster is performing surgery on somebody. "Fuck, fuck, fuck.. he's dying.." He sneakily swipes some of Mettaton's useless makeup out of nowhere. "My last resort.." He begins doodling on the patient's face with bright red lipstick.))
Gaster: ((He's not that kind of doctor and yet he's performed surgery anyway
Frisky: ((yep
Erised: "...So like how Master Ytisoreneg, baron of the frozen wastes, creator of life and death, the morning and evening star, winner of the best smile three times over, he who once made a honeybadger care, father of Greed and Deceit, Invention's predicate, best doctor on the left, best doctor on the right, and he who exits stage middle, has all those words in his name?"
Frisky: ((Gaster: my job gets boring sometimes
Frisky: ((Gaster: i need to switch it up a little
Erised: ((Other alternative waifus include:))
Erised: ((Legless waifu, to get the complete set))
Erised: ((Voiceless Waifu))
Erised: ((+Deafness))
Erised: ((The waifu with nothing wrong with her thats here to teach sign language))
Gaster: 's eyesockets widen. "I, uh. I don't think so."
Erised: ((Blind waifu))
Frisky: ((Nobody wants the legless waifu.
Erised: ((Horriblt burned waifu))
Frisky: ((Or the deaf waifu.
Frisky: ((Or the blind waifu.
Frisky: ((Or the horribly burned waifu.
Erised: ((Deaf waifu, blind waifu, and legless waifu are the most popular ones actually))
Erised: ((And burny is up there))
Erised: ((We all know Anti-Feminist Blind Husbando is best though))
Erised: ((His route is the shortest, and you die at the end :D))
Erised: "...?"
Erised: "So if thats not titles, what are they?"
Erised: She seems to slurr her speech a tiny bit there, like she couldn't decide between 'thats' and 'those'.
Smol Asriel: ((I should do the scp gun that fires bald eagles and kills germans
Gaster: "No, those [i]are[/i] titles. You can also use the word "honorific" to refer to words like "Mister" and "Miss."
Gaster: ((that's one of the best joke scps
Erised: ((I like SCP 666-J))
Erised: "...Is it an honor to have an honorific?"
Erised: She sips her glass of water. She does that on the dot, exactly every five minutes.
Gaster: No, but it's used in a more polite context.
Frisky: ((Gaster pulls out a menu and throws it at Erised, almost slicing the entire top part of her head off))
Frisky: ((Gaster: I'm tired of your shit
Gaster: For example, I could call you "Miss Erised."
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Erised: "...So does being maid of the frozen wastes, maid of life and death, the afternoon and midnight star, winner of the best frown three times over, she who once made a badger care, Little Sister of Greed and Deceit, Invention's verb, best nurse on the left, best nurse on the right, and she who exits stage down, make me honored?"
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Gaster: I suppose?
Frisky: ((I highly doubt Gaster is even listening that much to Erised))
Erised: ((Gaster: *Elevator Music* Yeah sure, yep, mhmm))
Gaster: ((it's better
Erised: "...English is wierd."
Gaster: ((he's staring, slightly horrified, as this child spits words at him
DamnDude: (( FUCK ))
Gaster: ((this young girl is vomiting forth vocabulary
Erised: ((Yet also doesn't know the meaning of titles and honorifics))
Frisky: ((Frisk walks in
Gaster: ((exactly
Frisky: ((Gaster: oh my fuck
Erised: It's obvious she doesn't know what any of those fucking titles mean, and that shes just memorized them.
Gaster: ((the judge walks in
Frisky: ((Gaster: frisk let's go
DamnDude: (( The memorial day update happened right after I beat 2 challenges, and the memorial day update gives 1.5x currency for beating a challenge ))
Gaster: ((RIP DD
Erised: ((rip))
Frisky: ((Gaster: this is too much bullshit for your brilliant mind
Frisky: ((rip
Erised: "Do you know Ahkmecr?"
Erised: "As in, the language?"
Gaster: ((the judge refeals,that long ago he went to japhet's library and feasted upon a thesaurus
Erised: ((If you didn't notice, her 'Master's name is Generosity spelled backwards))
Gaster: I can't say I have, sorry.
Gaster: ((I did
Erised: "Y crysa, y crysa..."
Frisky: ((Erised is worshipping Satan
Frisky: ((help us
Smol Asriel: ((Lol this rap spc
Erised: ((I'd expect Frisky to be able to spot the language honestly))
Erised: "To be fair, it is a rare language, unfortunate."
Gaster: I see. I might know someone familiar with the language.
Frisky: ((Ed ec y crysa..))
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Gaster: ((is this al-bhed? i'm not familiar with the language
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Smol Asriel: ((FUCKING
Erised: ((The name is just English in Al Bhed))
Frisky: ((hah
Frisky: ((i got it
Erised: "...?"
Erised: ((This is because I was originally going to RP Rikku some time))
Gaster: ((when i need an alien language I go to chaotic shiny and use their thing
Erised: ((But decided to not RP a final fantasy character))
Frisky: ((ooh chaotic shiny
Frisky: (( Valor and Magnificence Insight, Diversity, Duty Feminity, Goddess, Worthiness Equality is Fury Justice, Bravery, Patriotism Prudence and Trade Compassion from Creativity Order and Gods Learning, Imagination, Strength Judgment, Hope, Dread Destiny, Perseverance, Ingenuity Power is Citizenship Art and Magnificence Independence, Inspiration, Passion Manliness and Peace
Erised: She looks interested. "Who?"
Gaster: A... coworker of mine.
Erised: "...It's fine, if I want to speak my language I can just go find Master Ytisoreneg"
Erised: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ /
Erised: OH SHIT
Erised: FUCK
Gaster: ((OH MY GOD
Frisky: * WHY
Gaster: ((i just imagine this girl reading that out line by line
Frisky: (( Is scarcely informed about the issue, and is somewhat opinionated about it. Wants change. They get their information from a large news organization. Not likely to act on these feelings. Is well informed about the issue, and is confused about it. They get their opinions from a business contact. Is moderately informed about the issue, and has a strong stance about it. For it. They get their information from their friends. Fairly likely to act on these feelings. Actively hiding their opinions on the topic. Is well informed about the issue, and is not at all concerned about it. For it. Their feelings spring from a sibling. Likely to act on these feelings. Always willing to discuss the topic. Is barely informed about the issue, and has strong feelings about it. Wants to maintain the status quo. They feel this way because of their in-laws. Somewhat likely to act on these feelings. Eager to discuss the topic. Is somewhat informed about the issue, and feels very strongly about it. Against it. They get their opinions from a well-known religious leader. Very unlikely to act on these feelings. Unwilling to discuss the topic. Is highly informed about the issue, and is not at all concerned about it. For it. Their feelings spring from a religious leader. Very likely to act on these feelings. Unhappy discussing the topic. Is not very informed about the issue, and feels very strongly about it. For it. Their feelings spring from a well-known religious leader. Very unlikely to act on these feelings. Always willing to discuss the topic. Is very informed about the issue, and is moderately passionate about it. Wants to maintain the status quo. The source of their opinion is the local news organization. Is somewhat informed about the issue, and does not have a strong opinion about it. They get their information from personal involvement. Secretive about their opinions on the topic. Is very informed about the issue, and is somewhat opinionated about it. For it. Their opinion is due to a religious leader. Unlikely to act on these feelings. Is scarcely informed about the issue, and is confused about it. Their opinion is due to a religious leader. Happy to discuss the topic. Is moderately informed about the issue, and feels passionately about it. Wants to maintain the status quo. Fairly unlikely to act on these feelings. Open about their opinions on the topic. Is scarcely informed about the issue, and is not at all concerned about it. Against it. Unwilling to discuss the topic. Is highly informed about the issue, and has no particular feelings about it. The source of their opinion is their family.
Frisky: ((IT'S GONE
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Lucy: [font=lucida bright]* She hears someone speaking in rainbows, but decides not to investigate.[/font]
Erised: Erised just sits there.
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Erised: "...How have you been, Doctor Gaster?"
Gaster: I've been pretty good. I had lots of fun with my kids yesterday.
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Erised: "Interesting." She sips her water, but it appears to be empty.
Erised: "...Vilg."
Smol Asriel: is holding the remote
Erised: Her form starts to waver a bit, blinking between her regular self and hearts desire. "I'm gonna go find some water."
Smol Asriel: is trying to find a way off the netflix page
Frisky: ((Gaster's heart's desire is literally a crowd of sexy Mettatons))
Gaster: orders a drink. He glances at Erised and splutters a little.
Erised: She heads to step outside.
Erised: And comes back in with a cup full of snow.
Erised: Hey, it's a form of water.
Erised: She sips it and turns back to chessboard girl. "Sorry about that."
DamnDude: (( Something may be wrong when the last place of the winning team still did better than half of the losing team ))
DamnDude: (( Like, a lot better ))
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Smol Asriel: "I can't get it off this page.."
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Erised: Erised also is affected by her own hearts desire problem. Mirrors are evry awkward.
Gaster: is still a little unnerved by Erisid, but he turns to Asriel. "Did you try turning it off and then on again?"
Frisky: ((Erised sees a dick in the mirror))
Frisky: ((Erised: ..Oh.))
Smol Asriel: "No"
Smol Asriel: turns the tv off
Smol Asriel: turns it back on
Smol Asriel: aaaand now the show is loading
Smol Asriel: "..."
Gaster: Well, shit.
Smol Asriel: "I-i didn't want to turn it on.."
Frisky: ((Gaster: Let's hope he doesn't learn about Netflix and chill.))
Gaster: ((The bar door swings open
Gaster: ((netflix and chill
Erised: I get it.
Erised: "...*Sips*"
Gaster: waits for the show to start.
Frisky: ((it's FSOG
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Laugh is Fun [].
Erised: FUCK
: ((WHAT
: A generic 70s style comedy show intro plays
Frisky: ((Laharl has the worst luck.
: "Laugh is Fun!"
: Smol: "..."
Gaster: I'm pretty sure that's not grammatically correct.
Frisky: ((Slarv make some damn shortcuts
Frisky: ((like
Alice: ((these
Kassie: ((you
❤ Frisk: ((fuck
Erised: ((Back))
: A guy in a three piece suit comes out in front of a studio audience, his head not shown
Erised: ((Screen now has slightly red tint))
Frisky: ((why
Frisky: ((show us pics
: "Welcome to Laugh is Fun! The only show where you can have laugh and good laugh for times!"
Erised: "...Fryd dra...?"
: "I'm laughy mclaughterperson, and I'll be your host on today's episode."
: "This week's theme is america's favorite past-time, baseball!"
Gaster: sits down and watches.
: "Now come on and laugh with us!"
: "Laugh with us! Laugh with us!"
: The audience chants along
Gaster: has nothing to laugh at.
Frisky: ((Gaster: Frisk's puns are better than this piece of shit
Frisky: ((Smazzy: no her puns are worse than this piece of shit
Frisky: ((Gaster: oh
Erised: "..." Erised is visibly confused.
: Everyone starts laughing before the show cuts off to footage of a baseball diamond
Frisky: ((slarv why are you doing this
: ((Wish mv were here
: ((For fun
Erised: "Is this what you usually television watch on entertain?"
: Onna is tied to a pole in the middle of the diamond
: ((Plus this
Frisky: ((oh
: Laughy's voice is heard "She has no idea we're filming her"
: ((Because we decided she was bad this morning
: ((And I needed scp food
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: A green light is shown near home plate
Gaster: ((slarv the name means "secure contain protect" not "serve constant people"
: ((Scp is just the name of a diner in detroit
: A pitching machine starts up
Gaster: ((although with the amount of d-class getting ate you'd think it was
: ((Gotta feed 682 somehow
Erised: "...Should I call Master?"
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Erised: ((SCP 682-j or SCP 682?))
Gaster: ... I don't know...
: ((Real one
Erised: ((They don't feed 682))
: It's very detailed, the audience is laughing
: ((Not intentionally
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Erised: ((As far as I know they really, really, want to find out how the fuck to kill 682))
: ((Fine jeez, feed 001
Gaster: ((They need to get rid of 682 because if he got loose he'll try to murder everything
Erised: ((Haven't they literally shot 682 into space before))
: ((Three times
Gaster: ((depends on the canon
: ((Into the sun
Erised: ((And he came back.))
: ((With wings
: The machine keeps on shooting balls at her, she's nooot doing good
Gaster: We should try to help her...
: It stops, laughy emerges from under some astroturf, he points out the hidden cameras
: Onna laughs, as does everyone else
: Laughy: "Be sure to stay tuned, we've got a man named Andrew who won't know what [i] hit [/i] him"
: "Remember, laugh is fun!"
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Gaster: isn't into ruthless slapstick.
: Smol looks like ._.
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Smol Asriel: "I think I'm gonna turn this off.."
Gaster: Good idea. You should put on something good.
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Frisk: ((Smazzy puts on "straddle the goat"
Smol Asriel: does
Frisk: * She walks in on that exact moment.
Frisk: "Erm."
Gaster: Hello, frisk.
Frisk: "Greetings."
Smol Asriel: waves
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Smol Asriel: onna's mutilated corpse is due in the mail to ad in 2-3 weeks along with his free t shirt
Gaster: -He can bury her in it i guess-
Smol Asriel: ((Meme rock?
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Frisk: * She sits down.
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Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((laugh is fun in a nutshell
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Smol Asriel: well she is missing
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Gaster: ((THANK YOU
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Frisk: ((THANKS
Frisk: ((FUCK YOU
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Smol Asriel: ((oh ok
Smol Asriel: ((So is this fixing the stuff
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Gaster: ((I guess
Smol Asriel: ((Gtg
Gaster: ((There's still no details going up on the blog
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Gaster: ((Okay, I glanced through staffchat. They simply reset the server.
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Frisk: ((ah
Frisk: ((And so there were three.))
Frisk: ((The asshole, the cucker, and the D to the D.))
Frisk: ".. It's surprisingly quiet today."
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Gaster: It is.
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Frisk: "It's kind of nice, I guess."
Frisk: "A little weird, too."
Gaster: Mmmhm.
Frisk: ((Another end of the world plot pops up
Frisk: ((Gaster:
Frisk: ".. So, how was your day?"
Gaster: It's alright. Yesterday was nice too.
Frisk: "Right."
Gaster: I took the kids to a candy shop.
Frisk: "Cool."
Frisk: "What kind of candy did they get?"
Frisk: ((Gaster: Jawbreakers.))
Frisk: ((Gaster: .. They didn't break their jaws.))
Gaster: They went for the sour gummies. I have no clue how they handle those things."
Frisk: "Sour gummies? Oh, they're rather easy to handle for some people."
Frisk: "For me they're sour at first, but I eventually get used to it."
Gaster: nods. "I suppose I lost my affinity for them."
DamnDude: (( am back ))
DamnDude: (( Cousin came home a day early. ))
Gaster: ((I see
Frisk: "I [i]should[/i] be back to normal Sunday, by the way."
Frisk: ((mmkay
Gaster: Oh! That's wonderful!
Frisk: * She nods.
Frisk: ((Gaster: Let's hope you don't grow a fourth arm!))
Frisk: ((Frisk: Are you implying that I have three?))
Gaster: ((gaster: it would explain how you managed to get good cards way back when
Frisk: ((Frisk: true
Frisk: "Yep!"
Gaster: Say, do you need me to be present?
Frisk: "Only if you want to."
Gaster: Ah, okay...
Gaster: Do you want me to?
Frisk: * She shrugs. "Sure."
Gaster: Alright, I'lll try my best to be there.
Frisk: ((Gaster: But if me and Mettaton are having sex Sunday, I won't come
Frisk: ((Gaster: Y'see, sex is more important than you going back to normal
DamnDude: (( "Well, we'll come but we won't come" ))
Gaster: ((Y'know?
Frisk: ((Mm?))
Frisk: ((Chime: Frisky is a damn asshole and I should burn them.))
Gaster: ((For real though, Gaster's probably making sure his schedule s clear
Frisk: ((Because he's a somewhat good father and he cares.))
Gaster: ((yes
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Frisk: ((Chime: Damn, Frisky didn't make a half-assed joke for once.))
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Frisk: "Thanks."
Frisk: "I'm glad that you are able to come."
Gaster: Of course! I want to make sure you're back to normal."
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Frisk: ((what the hell*Covers/2_Underground/halfassedb.jpg
: (( The most creative of names ))
: (( I don't think that's how you comic book ))
Frisk: "And that's good!"
Gaster: nods.
Frisk: "Hm.."
Frisk: "What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Gaster: "I'm bad to the bone?"
Frisk: "No, 'I'm bone to be wild!'."
Gaster: chuckles a little.
Frisk: "Do you know why skeletons are horrible liars?"
Gaster: No, why?
Frisk: "You can see right through them!"
Gaster: giggles a little.
Frisk: "What did the skeleton say when an army invaded his country?"
Gaster: "I'm boned?"
Frisk: "Tch tch."
Frisk: * She fingerguns.
Gaster: Hey, I got one!
Frisk: "You won't get the next one!"
Frisk: "What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?"
Gaster: A dead ringer?
Frisk: "Dangit."
Gaster: You've got to try harder then that, dear.
Frisk: "Alright!"
Frisk: "What's a skeleton's favorite band?"
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Gaster: Oh, I don't know.
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Frisk: "Bone jovi!"
Frisk: Jovi"
Frisk: Jovi*
Gaster: Oooooh.
Frisk: * fuck
Frisk: "See, I'm stepping up my game."
Gaster: nods. "You are."
Frisk: "What do skeletons call their homies?"
Frisk: * She's already snickering a bit.
Frisk: ((Gaster: I had no homies back in my high school days
Frisk: ((Gaster: I'm too white
Gaster: Uh... their vertebros.
Frisk: "No, their vertebruhs."
Frisk: "Not vertebros."
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Gaster: MMmh, I see.
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Frisk: "And you know why they're called vertebruhs?"
Gaster: Because they've got each other's back.
Frisk: "Exactly."
Frisk: "Do you know how my friend acts recently?"
Gaster: NO?
Frisk: ((capital letters
Frisk: "I'd say they're very marrow minded."
Gaster: ((sometimes my shift key sticks
Frisk: ((yeah
Gaster: chuckles.
Gaster: ((and it makes him shout.
Frisk: ((I can imagine Gaster shouting
Frisk: ((Grillby is like "..........Shut up."
: (( Why am I just reading your puns ))
Frisk: "What do skeletons use to help reduce their fevers?"
Gaster: Uuuuh...
Gaster: I'm not sure.
Frisk: "They use ibu[i]bone[/i]fen."
Gaster: Oooooh.
Frisk: "What's the 'king's' real name?"
Gaster: Uh, I don't know.
Frisk: "PELVIS Presley."
Gaster: blinks. "Oh? [i]Oh[/i], I see who you mean."
Frisk: "Right."
Frisk: "What do skeletons yell at parties?"
Gaster: I'm not sure, why?
Frisk: "[i]Hip hip[/i] hooray!"
Gaster: ... Huh, those sound like lame skeletons.
Frisk: "Yeah."
Frisk: "How do skeletons learn about how babies are made?"
Gaster: I'm not sure.
Frisk: "The [i]bones[/i] and the bees, of course!"
Gaster: Aaah.
Frisk: "What's inside a kind skeleton?"
Gaster: Nothing. We're just bones and empty space.
Frisk: "For some special skeletons though, they have hearts of [i]SKULL[/i]d."
Gaster: Me chuckles. "Like me?"
Frisk: * She nods.
Frisk: ((Gaster is Yoda!
Gaster: ((dang it
Frisk: "Yeah!"
Frisk: "Why do some skeletons throw their hips away?"
Gaster: I don't know, why?
Frisk: "They thought it was a [i]waist.[/i]"
Gaster: laughs. "Good one."
Frisk: * She sighs.
Frisk: "I think I've put enough [i]backbone[/i] into these puns for today."
Gaster: Yeah, i wouldn't want you to break your funnybone.
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Obscurity: (( >"." >still uses /me ))
Frisk: "Of course!"
Frisk: "My funnybone is important."
Frisk: "Without it, I would be as boring as a rock."
Obscurity: (( oh how humerus ))
Gaster: And nobody wants that.
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Frisk: "Indeed."
Frisk: "Wait, can you show me your actual funnybone real quick?"
Gaster: shakes his head. "It's not a physical thing."
Gaster: Not on me, at least.
Gaster: It still hurts like hell when I bump the area, though.
Frisk: "That's not what I meant."
Frisk: "Like, can you show me the condition of your funnybone."
Frisk: "Like, puns."
Gaster: Oh. Uh...
Frisk: ((Gaster makes a sex joke
Frisk: ((Frisk: that's not a pun
Gaster: ((>looks up skeleton puns
Gaster: ((>first page is undertale
Frisk: ((10/10
Gaster: Well, the reason I don't have a physical funnybone is the same reason I can't play church music.
Frisk: "Which is?"
Gaster: I don't have any organs.
Frisk: "Hehe."
Frisk: [s]"Go the fuck to church."[/s]
Gaster: Good thing I can play other instruments though. I like to play skele-tunes on the trombone.
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
Smol Asriel: ((I found a spicy maymay i'll share later
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Frisk: ((Karamatsu orders at Grillby's
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Frisk: "Ooh."
Frisk: "Encore, encore!"
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Gaster: Now, now, throw me a bone here, I can't be sitting here all day.
: ((eyy
Smol Asriel: ((It is very spicy
Frisk: * She pulls out a bone and tosses it to Gaster.
Gaster: stares at the bone, then frowns.
: ((I got a new idea for a character))
Smol Asriel: ((🔥🔥🔥🔥
Frisk: "Uh.."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Lydia [Lydia].
Frisk: "I didn't mean to pull that out."
Frisk: * She takes it and puts it away.
Lydia: will come in later probably
Frisk: * She then takes out a list of bad puns.
Frisk: "There we go!"
Frisk: "These are the puns I've just stated."
Frisk: "So you can tell them to other people."
Frisk: * She hands the list to Gaster.
: Lydia [Lydia] disconnected.
Gaster: frowns.
Frisk: "Papa?"
Gaster: He clears his throat.
Gaster: Now, now. There's a skeleton more puns that are sure to rattle your bones. Let me tell you, I feel like I had a femur dream working on these. Worked right to to the bone, and that's not a fibula.
: -DamnDude feels like he is in pun hell-
Frisk: ".. Right."
Frisk: * She takes the list back and puts it away.
Gaster: ((brb, dinner
Frisk: ((ok
Frisk: * She frowns.
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -a girl with long white hair, almost like frosting, who is wearing a yellow and white striped dress and a strawberry hairpin casually walks through the anydoor. She carries cooking equipment- everything from pans to forks to even a [i]meat cleaver[/i] on a belt at her waist. She's holding a bag, presumably containing ingredients.-[/font][/color]
: ((and that is how I do imagery
Frisk: ((i'm just waiting for chime to come back
: ((ah
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: ((ayy
Frisk: ((hi mv
Hellaton: ((yo
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks around- I-is anybody here...?[/font][/color]
Hellaton: enters the bar. Yes.
Frisk: * She looks to Charlotte. "Yes."
Frisk: * She looks back at Gaster
Frisk: * now fuck you Chime food may be important but cau is more important
Frisk: * lolno
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -is the master of food-[/font][/color]
Hellaton: as usual, enters quietly. Considering he's a half-ton robot, that's impressive.
Frisk: ((You would think that Hellaton would make these thumping sounds
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Have any of you seen the chef here...? I would like to ask him something.[/font][/color]
: -The Stopwatch still ticks in the background-
Hellaton: kinda just sits on the couch
Frisk: ((In a sneaky situation, that would be shit
Gaster: ((I'm back
Frisk: ((cool
Hellaton: ((he makes noise but like. hes not very loud and it just sounds like normal robot noises mixed with high heels on the floor
Frisk: ((yeah
Hellaton: ((he makes noise when he wants/has to
Frisk: ((all you really missed was frisk telling a lot of puns
Hellaton: ((ah
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: looks over at the stopwatchs.
Gaster: *stopwatch
Frisk: * She does, too.
Hellaton: does as well.
Frisk: * That has been annoying her.
Hellaton: btw he still has his hair pulled back from yesterday
Hellaton: with one little strand hanging in the front
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks around- I think his name is... Grillby...?[/font][/color]
: -Tick, tock. It seems like you guys need to actually do something before the stopwatch does anything other than tick-
Gaster: picks it up.
Frisk: ((Gaster smashes it
Grillby: -this woukd be the fire man behind the counter-
Frisk: ((The stopwatch makes a cracking sound
Hellaton: ((its two days fast
Frisk: ((it stopped
Frisk: ((short
Frisk: ((never to go again
Frisk: ((when the old
Frisk: ((fuck
Frisk: ((died
Hellaton: ((you must add butter
Frisk: ((yeah, kill the old man faster
Hellaton: ((i forget the exact scene but there was butter and two days fast
Frisk: ((ten out of ten
: -The stopwatch is slightly smashed, but it still works fine oddly-
Hellaton: ((...its from alice in wonderland you pleb
Frisk: "Strange."
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Grillby- Oh! You must the chef! Well then...[/font][/color]
Alice: ((i know fucklord
Gaster: Oh... this looks like it needs to be repaired.
Hellaton: Yyyeah...
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -poses- I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COOK-OFF OF THE AGES![/font][/color]
Hellaton: .......
Grillby: .....................................................
Gaster: ((what if fellby walked in at this moment
Gaster: ((i know what he'd say
Hellaton: ((oh no
: -The stopwatch continues to tick. There's possibly another action you can take at this moment-
Frisk: [sup]"dotdotdotdotdotdot"[/sup]
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...You seem to be the quiet type...[/font][/color]
: 'tick tick tick'
Grillby: -shrugs, polishing a glass.-
Frisk: "What are we going to do to it?"
Gaster: checks to see if it's a wind-up type of stopwatch, or battery-powered.
Frisk: ((Grillby polishes an ass))
Frisk: ((Charlotte: Woah, you're a great chef!
Hellaton: ((lol
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -the closest approximation of what charlotte looks like is [url=]this[/url]-[/font][/color]
: -The stopwatch is battery powered-
Frisk: "Take out the batteries?"
Gaster: "Uh... I don't know if that's a good idea.:
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Grillby- ...Shall we?[/font][/color]
Frisk: "Perhaps so."
: -Although with anything that would cover the hands on it broken, you can probably interact with those-
Gaster: prods at the hands.
Grillby: ........I'm not really much of a competitor. Sorry.
Hellaton: ((please appreciate that my grillby command is /flameo
: ((I appreciate it))
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...Just once.[/font][/color]
: -Whenever Gaster is in contact with the hand, Lua seems to be phase in-
Hellaton: ((thank you
Gaster: keeps his fingers on the watch hand.
Hellaton: ...
: . [ ] is now Lua [Lua].
Lua: "Well, this kind of works"
Hellaton: Hhhoholy shit.
Lua: is about a few feet from the group.
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Well, you make chicken tenders, right?[/font][/color]
Gaster: Lua! Hello!
Grillby: ....Yes.
Lua: "It's nice being here without leaving every few seconds"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : How much for some?[/font][/color]
Gaster: It's nice to see you now.
Grillby: 12 G for four, 18 G for six, 20 G for eight.
Frisk: "Yeah!"
Lua: "So, I'm guessing this means that has something to do with my problem/problems right now"
Hellaton: Iiit is.
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -digs around in her pockets, and gets out 20 G- I'd like eight.[/font][/color]
Frisk: "Time?"
Frisk: "Well, I suppose I can see why."
Gaster: Mmmh.
Grillby: -takes the G, leaves for a few minutes, and returns with 8 medium-sized chicken tenders in a basket of fries.-
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Wait, I'll be right back.[/font][/color]
Lua: "The only issue is someone has to hold that for me to actually be here."
Lua: "Otherwise I just got back again, and that's no fun"
Gaster: I can see that's an issue. Maybe we could tape it down.
Frisk: "Right."
Frisk: "With duct tape."
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Erised: Erised...appears at the couch.
Lua: "I don't seem why that couldn't work"
Erised: Jesus when the FUCK did she get there.
Erised: She's quietly sipping a glass of water.
Hellaton: ....
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Hellaton: was on the couch.
Hellaton: looks over.
Erised: Erised waves.
Hellaton: ....Iii'm sosorry about last tim...
Hellaton: *time
Gaster: looks around. "Someone get me some tape."
Erised: She just shrugs. "Ymm ec famm."
Hellaton: ......
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Alphys: (my wifi's back)
Frisk: ((cool
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Hellaton: ((nice! hi darling!
Lydia: ((I are home
Frisk: * She pulls out some tape.
Alphys: (hu darling!!!)
Frisk: * And hands it to Gaster.
Alphys: (*hi
Erised: ((*Smnash smash smash smash smash* HIHIHIHIHI*SMAYHDFAIBJFKAHGF*
Lydia: ((Imma do a quick timeline thing on lydia
Frisk: "Don't use all of it."
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -reenters, panting and really, [i]really wounded[/i]. However, she holds a platter with some of the most delicious looking chicken tenders in [i]history[/i]- That was definitely, DEFINITELY worth it. *huff* *puff*[/font][/color]
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Lydia: remember when I said she was 16
Lydia: yeah i lied shes 13
Erised: Erised is in her regular form, meaning just a girl in a chessboard dress.
Lydia: rip jager
Frisk: * slarv has a thing for little girls
Frisk: * ech
Gaster: nods, then attempts to tape down the watch hands.
Lydia: fuk u bich
Lua: "So, we just need to find out ______ the _ __ __"
Erised: Basically, she's always wearing this thing.
Lua: -It only works for a few seconds, the tape falls off afterwards-
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: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -limps over, and places the plate next to the other tenders- Does anyone...*huff* *puff* have... *huff* *puff* healing magic...? *huff* *puff*[/font][/color]
Erised: Erised calls Charlotte over.
Erised: "If you desire it."
Gaster: starts holding down the hand again. "Drat."
Gaster: ...
Gaster: Maybe if i bull out the battery...
Gaster: *pull
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -goes to her- Thank you... The poultry in timeline HYRU73 can sure put up a fight...[/font][/color]
Lua: fades back in. "Alright, so that didn't work"
Lydia: ((On a scale of tetris to 110 montauk how fucked up should I make Lydia's "group"
: ((does anybody see what I did there))
Lua: ((Hyrule))
Gaster: ((charlotte got her as beat by poultry
Lydia: ((I wanna bump it up from her actual canon
Lua: (( Coocoos. ))
: ((*Cuccos))
Lydia: ((But its already pretty fucked up
Lua: (( I don't play LoZ, I do not care how it's spelled. ))
Jäger Leyline: (im here
: ((sorry
Frisk: ((110 montauk
Erised: She just puts down her glass of water, and enters that 'Desire' mode. Where she takes the form of your most wanted desire, etc. "Raym vmaf, caf puha."
Lydia: ((Will do
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: is still in the bar
Lydia: has seen and done some fucked shit
Erised: Charlotte is immediately hit by whatever their vision of 'healing' magic is. Be that green swirls, magnifying glasses, a giant HP number, etc.
Lua: (( Lua: "Why is there a third me in the bar?" ))
Erised: She sips her water, going back to normal.
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Gaster: looks to Lua. "Should I try pulling out the battery? What if that erases you for good?"
Lydia: ((I think lydia doesn't break the rules
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Thank you...[/font][/color]
Lydia: ((Pretty sure
Erised: She nods. And goes back to her very tall glass of water.
Lua: "Well, it seems so far making the timer not go has only helped so far, so I don't see why not"
Jäger Leyline: ((well theres only one rule
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -goes by Grillby- Now... Anybody want to taste test?[/font][/color]
Lydia: ((It doesnt break it
Gaster: ... Okay. I'm sorry if I kill you, Lua.
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Jäger Leyline: is sitting on the couch still
Gaster: attempts to remove the battery.
Erised: "...Master Ytisoreneg said to not try any delicacies of foreign."
Lydia: ((Or, according to interpret- oh fucking christ no yeah lydia is 100% ok
Lua: "It's alrighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt."
Hellaton: .......
Lua: is now frozen in place.
Lydia: ((Duh i forgot hellaton existed
Gaster: ... OH god.
Hellaton: ((wow
Lydia: ((Shhhhh
Frisk: ".. Put the battery back."
Hellaton: ............
Gaster: ((You can imply the r part of rule two, not rp it basically
Frisk: ((wowwwwww
Lydia: ((Yeah i wont rp it
Hellaton: Ppput ththat thing baback where it came frrrrom or so helllp me.
Lydia: ((Thats what i thought
Hellaton: ((yeah
Frisk: ((gj slarv you forgot about mv
Lydia: ((Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Hellaton: ((i heavily implied it with both my mains dude wtf fuck
Lydia: ((I forgot ;_;
Gaster: puts the battry back.
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...Darn.[/font][/color]
Lydia: ((Oh shit i forgot
Hellaton: ((idk why youre forgetting, i bring this to you every episode
Gaster: ((I think i implied Fellby faced some dub-con back in his early career
Lydia: ((Gotta upload the spicy meme
Lua: is able to move again, after Gaster stops the hand.
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks around, and eventually sees Jäger- Hey! Come try these, please![/font][/color]
Gaster: Sorry about that.
Lua: "It's fine, I walked into that one myself I suppose."
Gaster: nods. "Maybe we need a better adhesive."
Jäger Leyline: boring day
Hellaton: ....Sssuperglue.
Hellaton: Thhhthe weight of the hhhohorrors of regrets.
Lydia: ((Fucking..
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...Please?[/font][/color]
Frisk: * She pulls out superglue plus. Basically, a futuristic superglue. She hands it to Gaster.
Lua: "I'd say we don't mess around with the stopwatch for now. I mean, it didn't go well the first two times"
Lydia: ((
Frisk: "Well, okay."
Hellaton: Thhhhe fifirst one was okay bbut.
Gaster: uncaps the glue, but stops before gluing the hand in place.
Jäger Leyline: ((Slarv you planning on doing anying? otherwise I'm going to shower
Lydia: ((I found this sign today
Lydia: ((Imma bring lydia in, thats all
Hellaton: It jjust dididn't work.
Jäger Leyline: ((I mean like right meow
Lydia: ((No
Erised: Erised sips her water.
Jäger Leyline: ((mkay, shower time
Lydia: ((I thought that was a funny sign
Gaster: puts the glue down. He continues to hold the watch in place.
Hellaton: ((it was
Lua: "Yeah, but superglue seems a bit more permanent to me, more than removing a battery"
Frisk: * She puts the superglue away.
Hellaton: Eeeevery acaction is permannnnnnnnnent in some mamanner.
Frisk: "Wise words, Hellaton."
Gaster: It does.
Frisk: ((Hellaton the Wise Wizard
Hellaton: Iiit's permanently cemmmented in hihistory, evvven if it's trivialllll.
Hellaton: Eeeven if nonobody rememembers it.
Erised: "Unless."
Hellaton: ((things youd expect gaster to say
Lua: "Fair point"
Erised: "You just unstick the glue."
Hellaton: ....
Gaster: That was rather well put, Hellaton.
Erised: Erised sips her water.
Hellaton: T-thhhanks.
Erised: "Everything has a reason, why would time be no differed?" She meant to say Different.
Lua: (( It's a broken stopwatch, it may drip into the inner part of the watch, and well that won't go well ))
Erised: But the message got across.
Erised: "I mean, you could've just used stronger...whats the word for it?"
Erised: "The sticky stuff."
Hellaton: pushes the single strand of hair that's out back. "Ttape."
Erised: "Thank you, tape."
Frisk: "Every step you take is written in the book of life. Every action, every word, every place you go. What's the most interesting part about it? You're the author, and your words aren't spoken through text, they're spoken through your own eyes."
Hellaton: nods.
Erised: "...Where are we getting so philos...philospic...deep?"
Erised: "Why are we getting so deep? It's just tape and glue."
Frisk: "Why not?"
Hellaton: ....Iii... I dodon't know why I stttarted ththat.
Erised: "Because its unnecasary and undesired?"
Lua: "[sub]I didn't realize I walked into philosophy class today[/sub]"
Gaster: ... Someone find me some duct tape, I'm going to attempt application of it to the stopwatch.
Erised: "...Duct tape is the black tape, right?"
Hellaton: goes into the back room.
Frisk: * She tosses a roll of duct tape to Gaster.
Lua: (( We started with duct tape ))
: Lydia [Lydia] is now Azzy [Azzy].
Frisk: ((Hellaton comes back out with better duct tape
Hellaton: nvm
Frisk: ((Frisk: shit
Hellaton: ...Iiit can bebe.
Erised: ((Erised is sort of a beginner to english, she gets most of the stuff across, but has trouble with tenses and random nouns.))
Frisk: ((he should of came out with higher quality duct tape
Hellaton: Iit's usususlly silvver.
Erised: "...Made of silver?"
Frisk: ((gaster gives frisk her duct tape and takes Hella's duct tape
Gaster: ((i thought it was normal tape
Lua: "I've seem duct tape with rainbows on it"
Erised: "Thats a very big waste of recou...rec...items."
Erised: "Very big waste of items."
Hellaton: Nnno, it's ththe color sillllver.
Azzy: ((Azzy wants to take you all to church
Lua: (( If it was normal tape, I'd say it was cut, not that it fell off ))
Azzy: ((So imma let him rp a bit
Erised: ((Duct tape doesn
Erised: ((Duct tape doesn't 'fall off'))
Erised: ((That thing has a stronger grip than I do on my computer mouse))
Frisk: ((Duct tape has a stronger grip than I do on my life))
Frisk: ((lolno
Erised: "..."
Erised: "...Why color it silver?"
Erised: "Wouldn't blue, or just making it clear, look better?"
Frisk: "Because that's the material."
Erised: "So the material were Silver?"
Frisk: "The material is more sturdy."
Frisk: "No."
Frisk: "It wasn't."
Erised: "You just said it weren't made of Silver."
Frisk: ".."
Hellaton: Iiit hahas fibers wovvven in, so it cannn't be clear.
Hellaton: Iiit isnnn't.
Frisk: "Yep."
Lua: (( When it's under the watch hand and the watch hand is constantly trying to move, it's going to force the tape to fall off ))
Erised: Curious shit child.
Frisk: "It's made of fibers."
Hellaton: It hhhas the same cocolor.
Azzy: enters through the anydoor in papal robes, an open apocrypha in one hand and a cross in the other, both raised high. "REPENT THINE SIN LEST THE LORD STRIKE THEE DOWN AS A SERPENT IN HIS RIGHTEOUS GARDEN OF EDEN"
Gaster: ((what if they attempted to tie it down somehow?
Erised: "...Why not made the fibers clear?"
Gaster: ... Uh. Hello?
Hellaton: shrugs.
Hellaton: ......
Frisk: * She looks to Azzy. ".."
Frisk: ((Azzy tries to kiss Frisk again
Azzy: "You heard me"
Frisk: ((Azzy flirts with Frisk
Lua: "Gaster please put down the watch, I don't feel like going to religious ed again. ))
Lua: again."*
Gaster: Okay.
Hellaton: Iiiiis ththis some nnnnnnew trtrend or.
Gaster: puts down the watch.
Azzy: (({Bitch you guessed it}
Frisk: "It's the Asriel trend."
Frisk: ((still do it
Hellaton: ........
Frisk: "..."
Lua: fades out of the bar for now.
Frisk: "I think so, anyways."
Hellaton: .....
Azzy: "Excuuuuse you, I am not Asriel, I am Azzy. Lying like that is a sin"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : -looks to Azzy-...?[/font][/color]
Frisk: "Erm, sorry Azzy?"
Azzy: "You'll need to come to confessional with me"
Hellaton: Wwwewell exccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, prinnnncess.
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : ...What.[/font][/color]
Erised: Erised just blinks.
Erised: "...What does Confessional mean?"
Gaster: Oh, sorry, I'm not religious.
Azzy: "Confess your sins, my children"
Frisk: "Me neither."
Azzy: "Shit"
Erised: "Luhvacceuhym, it's a luvacceuhym."
Azzy: "Be back in a minute"
Hellaton: I'm nnnnnnnninety fifive, nnnot yoyour child.
Azzy: exits
Erised: "I am..."
Erised: "...Somewhere between 10 and 14, probably."
Frisk: ((azzy then tries to impress frisk
Frisk: ((shitchild
Azzy: ((I love his plan
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : I'm older than I can remember,[/font][/color]
Gaster: .Well, that was interesting.
Hellaton: Yyyeah.
Frisk: ((does the plan involve frisk
Frisk: "Yeah."
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Charlotte : Yep.[/font][/color]
Azzy: re-enters in five minutes with a gimp suit on, flaming crosses in both hands, an upside down cross painted in blood on his chest, and a pentagram necklace. "FELLOW ATHEIIIIISTTTS, WHADDUP REBELSSSS?". He winks at frisk
Gaster: ...
Hellaton: ......
Gaster: What is this.
Hellaton: leaves the bar.
Erised: "What was athiest?"
Frisk: ((wow rip
Hellaton: nopes the fuck out.
Frisk: "... Ehm."
Erised: Someone fucking teach her tenses jeez.
Azzy: dont care bout no hellatons
Frisk: * She pushes back into her chair.
Erised: Kek.
Hellaton: ok wow
Erised: She'll get the hang of them eventually.
Erised: "So."
Azzy: "What about you, buttercup?"
Erised: "What's Religion?"
: BIONIC_DOG's connection timed out.
Azzy: "You in for a rousing [i]sinfest[/i]?
Azzy: "After all, no god means noooo rules"
Frisk: "Not really."
Azzy: winks
Frisk: "You can get arrested for being a pedophile."
Azzy: "Fucking chri- no, that was my first plan"
Jäger Leyline: returns to the couch
Erised: I laughed
Hellaton: ((i get it
Azzy: "You look around my age, sweetie"
Frisk: ((Metta walks in
Azzy: winks
Frisk: (("get away from my daughter"
Gaster: Stop flirting with my daughter!
Jäger Leyline: yay dude, you're pushing it more than I do
Frisk: * She looks a little uncomfortable.
Azzy: "But I get [i]results[/i]" he fingerguns jager
Jäger Leyline: perhaps you should ask B10 about a few nights ago
Azzy: "Your daughter is old enough to make the right choice on her own"
Jäger Leyline: and I don't hit on little girls
Erised: Erised has forgotten to drink her water, watching this train wreck.
Jäger Leyline: fingerguns back
Erised: She's entered bull hearts desire mode without knowing.
Azzy: looks around 11 so
Erised: Erised looks around 10-13.
Gaster: glances at Erised and outright [i]leaps[/i] back.
Frisk: ((Azzy looks at Erised
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Frisk: (("Oh, it's another darling!"
Azzy: is only interested in frism
Frisk: ((Metta: that's my phrase, also, use my damn phrase right
Frisk: * frisk*
Jäger Leyline: besides she already has someone, so you got no chance
Frisk: ((also it was a joke
Hellaton: ((ok im wondering what the fucky gaster is seeing
Frisk: ((azzy's heart's desire is frisk
Erised: (("Holy shit I didn't realize you had a sister"))
Azzy: slides over to frisk setting the crosses down
Hellaton: ((lol
Erised: ((*Erised lunges for water*))
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -since nothing is happening with Charlotte rn, B10 enters-[/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Yo.[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((Erised lands in a pool of gasoline
Gaster: tries to avert his eyes from Erised.
Frisk: ((Erised: AAAAAAAA
Jäger Leyline: sip
Jäger Leyline: sup*
Frisk: * She looks away from Azzy.
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Not much~-smiles at him-[/color][/font]
Azzy: "So, can I buy you a drink, fellow rebel against god? Perhaps a [i] bloody[/i] mary, or perhaps a red [i]devil[/i]?"
Azzy: winks again
Frisk: "I'm not twenty one."
Gaster: turns his sight to Azzy instead. "Leave her alone."
Azzy: "Pshh"
Jäger Leyline: What the skele dude said,
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits by him- What's been happenin' lately with you?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: not much, had a job recently
Azzy: "That's ok, we can skip the drinks"
Jäger Leyline: took out a small pack of rebels
Erised: She quietly watches Azzy.
Erised: Azzy's pickup lines are subtle as a fucking train wreck.
Erised: And i'm laughing my ass off irl
Hellaton: ((same
Lua: (( He
Frisk: "What are you implying, exactly?"
Lua: (( He's as subtle as a pick-up truck ))
Hellaton: ((hah
Azzy: "Hardcore anal sex"
Gaster: NO.
Gaster: Absolutely not!
Frisk: * She blinks.
Hellaton: ((SAME
Jäger Leyline: thas it
Azzy: "The suit stays on"
Hellaton: ((my gf and i are dead
Jäger Leyline: pulls out his caster
Hellaton: ((you killed us
Frisk: ((WHY
Lua: (( OK, now he's as subtle as a pick-up truck ramming into the bar, and him falling over on the car's horn ))
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to Azzy- ...You can't just do that.[/color][/font]
Azzy: "Watch, as we speak her loins crave my loving embrace"
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : So, I guess I need to intervene.[/color][/font]
Azzy: ((I'm so proud
Jäger Leyline: you want me to blast his head off frisk?
Frisk: "..." She shakes her head. "Nono, he doesn't need to die."
Frisk: "He may have horrible pickup lines, but you don't need to kill him over it."
Jäger Leyline: no I have horrible pick up ines
Gaster: If he puts his hands on you, I'll fight him.
Azzy: "I haven't tested pickup lines yet! I forgot"
Jäger Leyline: what he has is just fucking stupid
Frisk: ".. I guess so."
Azzy: "Eyy girl, are you heats flamesman?"
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : I agree. -walks up to Frisk-[/color][/font]
Frisk: "No."
Azzy: "Because I'll never forget your name" wink
Hellaton: ((jäger read azzy for filth holy fuck
Azzy: "Wait what is your name anyway"
Jäger Leyline: ((what?
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -whispers to Frisk- [sub]can I pick him up and place him on the other side of the bar[/sub][/color][/font]
Frisk: * She looks to B10 and shrugs. "Whatever you think is best."
Gaster: You don't know her name oh my god
Frisk: * She looks back at Azzy.
Frisk: "Now, really?"
Azzy: "Wait"
Hellaton: (( read or to read for filth: to verbally wreck someone to the point of almost no recovery
Azzy: "Is it frank"
Frisk: "I'll only tell you this once, but my name is Frisk Rogers Gaster-Blook Dreemurr Fox."
Frisk: "You better not forget that."
Hellaton: ((usually done with truth
Azzy: tips his gimp suit
Azzy: "I won't, my sweet"
Gaster: ((HIS ENTIRE
Gaster: ((GIMP SUIT
Lua: (( Azzy: "Wait, you're related to Captain America?" ))
Azzy: you don't even know how he did it, but it was a visible tip of his entire gimp suit
Erised: ((HAH))
Lua: (( "Rogers, not Rodgers" ))
Hellaton: ((frisk: my name is esteban julio ricardo de la rosa ramirez
Erised: (("Who is also italian"))
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks up to him, and calmly picks him up. She proceeds to walk over the the other end of the couch, and place him there.-[/color][/font]
Azzy: "..."
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -promptly walks back over to Jäger and sits by him.-[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((Azzy: Oh, my sweet darling, the bar keeps us apart, though I know that we won't end up like Romeo and Juliet! Oh, sweet darling, we'll blossom like a flowe--
Frisk: ((Frisk: Okay, stop.))
Azzy: ((Oh god now he's writing poetry
Azzy: slides back over to her
Frisk: ((oh no
Jäger Leyline: next time you pull that shit I'm going to dunk your head in the filthiest toilet here
Azzy: "A haiku, for my love"
Azzy: loudly clears his throat
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...Frisk, should I do it again?[/color][/font]
Hellaton: texts Gaster [tell me when this shit is over]
Azzy: "Your beauty is like"
Azzy: "The cherry blossoms in may"
Frisk: * She shrugs.
Azzy: "Raining gently down"
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Okay, I'm gonna do a thing.[/color][/font]
Gaster: [it's not stopping help me]
Azzy: strums his shamisen
Erised: "...What's a haiku."
Lua: is very thankful he doesn't have to see this shit fest.
Erised: She sips her glass of water.
Frisk: * She hopes that Azzy won't see her when she's back to normal.
Hellaton: ((i was expecting the end line to be "anime as fuck"
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks over to him, picks him up, and places him at the other end of the couch-[/color][/font]
Azzy: "..."
Jäger Leyline: ...its snowing on Mount Fuji
Azzy: is just gonna slide back over whenever you do that
Hellaton: [i cant help from here im not getting close to that outfit]
Jäger Leyline: gets up
Gaster: [good point]
Frisk: ((Hella texts Metta about Azzy
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -is just gonna slide him right back-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: walks over to Azzy
Jäger Leyline: you asked for it
Jäger Leyline: picks him up
Azzy: "There may be dogs in our way darling, but you a- ok there's a goat this time"
Jäger Leyline: walks over to the restroom with Azzy
Jäger Leyline: finds the shittest toilet there is
Azzy: "Ahem, I'm not into men"
Gaster: [I think I should tell Mettaton about this creep]
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : You got any ideas on how to stop him...?[/color][/font]
Erised: "Haikus are simple."
Jäger Leyline: gonna put your head in there
Erised: "Though they don't always make sense."
Hellaton: [i suggest locking the goat in the closet]
Erised: "Refridgerator."
Frisk: * She shakes her head.
Frisk: "No idea."
Azzy: "I appreciate the offer, th- no you're not"
Azzy: evaporates
Jäger Leyline: dunks Azzy's head in the toilet
Jäger Leyline: oh
Azzy: all that remains is a gimpsuit
Jäger Leyline: returns to the bar
Erised: "...That when odd."
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : What happened?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: actually stuff the gimp suit down the toilet
Jäger Leyline: and lights it on fire
Jäger Leyline: flushes it
Gaster: [wait no I think he's gone]
Frisk: ((azzy walks back in
Hellaton: [ok good]
Jäger Leyline: returns to the bar
Frisk: ((wearing a pink gimpsuit
Hellaton: returns
Frisk: ((Hellaton: damn it.
Jäger Leyline: looks like hes one of those goop things
Jäger Leyline: Amalgums>
Jäger Leyline: Amaglates?
Frisk: ".. Welcome back, Hellaton."
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...! I got an idea! I'll be right back.[/color][/font]
Frisk: * She sighs.
Hellaton: ((hellaton: ..........iiiiim gogoing to set yoyou on fire
Hellaton: Hhi.
Hellaton: Dddid he huhurt you?
Jäger Leyline: Jeska told me about 'm
Azzy: materializes back next to frisk, wearing a pink gimpsuit
Hellaton: !
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -leaves, and returns with a rather large jar-[/color][/font]
Frisk: ".. Oh."
Erised: "Ysymkysydac?"
Azzy: "So, as I was saying"
Gaster: SHIT!
Hellaton: nopes out
Jäger Leyline: walks to the bar and grabs Evergreen alcohol
Jäger Leyline: 99% alcohol baby
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks to Azzy, opens the jar, and attempts to put Azzy in the jar-[/color][/font]
Azzy: not without alcohol you dont
MettatonSEX: -busts in- WHO'S HITTING ON FRISK
Jäger Leyline: it'll get you drunk in no time, you'll be fucking uglos in to time
Frisk: * She points to Azzy.
Jäger Leyline: no*
Gaster: Good job!
Azzy: 0_0
Jäger Leyline: that little shit -points to Azzy and toss Metta a bottle of liquror
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -screws the top off-[/color][/font]
Gaster: You've done pissed us off!
Azzy: runs away
MettatonSEX: -punches Azzy in the face-
Erised: "Ur tayn..."
Azzy: is out the door
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -chases, holding the jar-[/color][/font]
MettatonSEX: -already punched him-
Azzy: k
Azzy: evaporates somewhere and goes home
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -returns-[/color][/font]
Azzy: (({Hows my rp}
Gaster: Well, that was something.
Erised: "..."
Hellaton: ((it's good! it's hilarious
Erised: Her forms starts to waver. She sips her water.
Frisk: ((amazing.
Erised: "...I hate the taste of water."
Frisk: "... It certainly was."
Azzy: (({Thx bby}
Jäger Leyline: well that was fun
MettatonSEX: ....Yeah, sorry, can't stay, have a show to get to. Bye darlings!
Frisk: "Bye, dad."
Frisk: "Also, thanks for chasing him off."
MettatonSEX: Bye, text me if any creep hits on you again.
Gaster: waves goodbye, nodding.
Frisk: "I will!"
Jäger Leyline: damn and I was about to break a bottle over his head
MettatonSEX: -winks as he leaves-
: ((who is Frisk thanking))
Erised: *BANG BANG BANG BANG RAP RAP RAP* Who the fuck knocks on an anydoor.
Frisk: ((metta
Hellaton: reenters.
Erised: Thats a really loud knock.
Gaster: seems a little upset that Mettaton's gone.
Frisk: "Greetings again, Hellaton!"
Hellaton: Iii wawas notified he wa-- whattttt the fufuck is ththat noise.
Frisk: ((i almost typed Yellaton
Erised: The knocking gets louder.
Frisk: * She looks to the Anydoor.
Jäger Leyline: walks over to the jukebox and knocks it
Erised: "Open the door, Erised!"
Erised: Erised just runs over and opens the Anydoor. Who needs an anydoor opened for them.
Jäger Leyline: -the jukebox starts playing ,"Rag Doll" by Aerosmith
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits by Jäger- That was...strange.[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: eh
Jäger Leyline: I've seen worse
Erised: It's a man in a suit, a very regal-looking, red suit with gold trims. "Thank you Erised, would you get me something to drink from the bar?" Erised nods, and runs over to the bar.
MettatonSEX: -returns, his body dripping wet.- They cancelled it due to rain. Wish I knew sooner, but. -he sits by Gaster and leans on him.-
Frisk: "Oh, okay!"
Hellaton: Oh, yyyoyou're back!
: High Priest Laharl [Erised] is now High Priest Laharl [Ytisoreneg].
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Frisk: "Greetings again, Dad!"
Jäger Leyline: lies on the couch
Gaster: smiles. "Hello, dear!"
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Hey, that time you went to my place wasn't half bad...[/color][/font]
Ytisoreneg: He seems like a wonderful person. Very nice. He calmly moves to a chair, Erised bringing him a soda.
Jäger Leyline: yep
MettatonSEX: Despite being waterproof, the rain is a biiiiiiiiiitch.
: Azzy [Azzy] is now Lydia [Lydia].
Hellaton: Aaagreed.
Hellaton: sits by Mettaton. Metta wraps his arms around both.
Ytisoreneg: "E pnuikrd oui cusa [soda] sycdan."
Gaster: Oh, indeed. Do you want a towel, dear?
Frisk: ((MV's thought process: ok good metta is gone now hella has to be brought in -two minutes later- NEEED.. MORE.. GASTON..))
MettatonSEX: Eh.
Ytisoreneg: "Dryhg oui, [Erised]"
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Frisk: "Who needs towels when your legs are so hot that they could fry an egg?"
Gaster: chuckles. "That's true."
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...Wanna come to my place again?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: some other time
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Jäger Leyline: expecting someone
Ytisoreneg: The man sips his soda, Erised practically waitng on him hand and feet for everything.
Loni Leyline: -walks in-
Ytisoreneg: Damn, thats just plain devotion.
: Lydia's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: -chuckles- Aw, sweetie.
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
Frisk: ((Jäger: oh yeah loni you need to talk with this hot little girl named Frisk
Frisk: ((Loni: are you implying..
Gaster: hugs his darling close, not seeming to mind the fact that his clothes are getting wet.
Frisk: "Hey, it's true!"
Hellaton: -hugs both close.
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Oh, your sister?[/color][/font]
Loni Leyline: - for those who don't know, shes a 14 year old goat with brown and white fur, she has some deformities, a number of bald spots, surgical sites, is fraile looking, and walks around with an IV post at all times
Jäger Leyline: yep
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster and Hella close. He's drying off fast.
MettatonSEX: smooches both of his loves on the cheeks.
Gaster: Oh! Darling!
Hellaton: -whirrrrrrrrrs and steam puffs-
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to Loni- Great to meet you![/color][/font]
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Lydia: has 50% chance of being liked by the bar patrons and a 50% chance of getting shot
Loni Leyline: .....he...llo....
: ((brb, dinner
: BIONIC_DOG [] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: ((k
Loni Leyline: -sits down next to Jager-
Jäger Leyline: lightly hugs her
Loni Leyline: -waves to Hellaton
MettatonSEX: is still hugging both.
Lydia: barely slides in through the anydoor, keeping a gun in hand, staying low as she slinks to the backroom very quickly
Hellaton: -waves back- Hhhihi.
Jäger Leyline: lookie lookie, its Janie again
Lydia: btw i changed her age
Jäger Leyline: (I saw
Gaster: is snuggled up against Mettaton.
Frisk: * She leans back into her chair.
Lydia: still looks old for her age, though
MettatonSEX: has both loves snuggled to him
Jäger Leyline: look out everyone, Janie got a gun -is staring at Lydia the whole time-
Gaster: ... Whuh, who?
Jäger Leyline: points to Lydia
MettatonSEX: ....That reference is older than you are.
MettatonSEX: and Hella look to her.
MettatonSEX: ....
Lydia: quickly goes to the backroom
Ytisoreneg: Erised is waiting hand and foot for this guy, who is at a table living like a king with his own personal little handmaid.
Jäger Leyline: walks over to the anydoor
Jäger Leyline: stands in front it
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Jäger Leyline: theres only one way back to your timeline
Lydia: is in the backroom