Hellaton: is hearing what Alcian has to say and is, internally, seething with rage.
: [color=#77ddff][font=Garamond] Yu: That's horrible! I'll get you something![/font][/color]
: [color=#77ddff][font=Garamond] Yu: -looks around in her backpack, and pulls out some candy- Here.[/font][/color]
Alcian: (( I told my friends about my idea for Alcian and they were like "that's fucked up" ))
Frisk: ((Alcian's timeline sounds more like African slavery than anything
: X just stands near the anydoor... waiting for Zero to show up. [color=red]*ZAP* Sorry I'm late, X.[/color]
Alcian: (( That's a nice way to describe it ))
Hellaton: ((i told my friend about glamor and she said "holy shit thats fucked up"
: ((what does Alcian even look like))
Frisk: ((Martin Luther King Jr.
Alcian: (( that's alcian's dad ))
: [color=#77ddff][font=Garamond] Yu: -the chocolate bars have "Tony's" on the wrapper-[/font][/color]
Alcian: (( who is, in turn, dead ))
Frisk: ((wow
Alcian: (( jk ))
Alcian: (( I haven't actually sorted out how Alcian looks yet ))
Alcian: (( I'd say that she looks like a short young girl ))
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Gaster: ((a good amount of young girls are shot
Alcian: (( like, hell, she'd be at least 4'5 ))
Alcian: (( "a good amount of young girls are shot" CHIME ))
Erron: ((Well, none of my characters have fucked up backstories. Erron's got fucked up after he found the anydoor, but that.s the worst of it.
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Gaster: ((I MEANT SHORT
Alcian: (( CHIME THAT'S FUCKED UP ))
Gaster: ((that's what i get for watching su ytps while parping
DamnDude: (( God damn, that' what I come back to ))
Frisk: ((chime why
Erron: ((SU YTPs... we have something in vommon.
: ((gtg
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Gaster: ((vommon?
DamnDude: (( [s][sub][sup]Are both true Chime[/sup][/sub][/s] ))
Frisk: (("a good amount of young girls are shot" -chime, 2016
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Erron: ((common*
DamnDude: (( Well, I gotta believe everything I here on the internet ))
DamnDude: (( Or make everything told to me true ))
Gaster: ((OH MY GOD NO
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: ((alcian is just over half mettatons and hellatons height holy shit
Frisk: ((if frisk was black she would still be shot
Erron: (([sub]I have a sister you can shoot[/sub]
Frisk: ((SHIT
Frisk: ((short*
DamnDude: (( [s]I'm not the shooter though, don't worry[/s] ))
Erron: (([s]DD pls[/s]
DamnDude: (( Frisky: "if frisk was black she would still be shot" ))
Erron: ((i'm laughing so hard omfg
Gaster: ((oh my god
Alcian: (( MV but what about discoton
DamnDude: (( So we have Frisks of all races and young girls being shot, do we need to add anyone else to that list? ))
Hellaton: ((about 2/3
Frisk: ((white kids get shot more often
Frisk: ((by black 20 year olds
Alcian: (( Alcian has been shot tho ))
Hellaton: ((...
Frisk: ((frisk's been shot for a while
Alcian: (( I mean, short. Yeah. Short ))
Frisk: ((short*
Gaster: ((mettaton hasn't been shot
Erron: ((GNA Has been shot before
DamnDude: (( Are you saying that more white kid's are shot, or the white kids are shot more often? ))
Hellaton: ((my metta used to be 1'6" before the body
Gaster: ((so he HAS been shot
Gaster: ((gaster was shot when he was a kid
Alcian: (( alcian has some bullet holes ))
Hellaton: ((yes
DamnDude: (( Because we need to take in consideration black kids may be shot 16 times to be sure. ))
Hellaton: ((he was a smol ghos
Alcian: Alcian does have some bullet holes. In her body. Bullets included.
Erron: ((Erron was shot before, he had to get a Flu Shot... *badumtss*
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Hellaton: ...
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Frisk: ((frisk has been shot as a kid
Alcian: "..."
Frisk: ((she was playing with the family pistol
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Frisk: ((and she shot her hole
Frisk: ((by accident
Alcian: (( alcian's been shot by a lot of things ))
Reborn: ((*Tomorrow morning, going to get on a 9 hours car ride*))
Gaster: ((Yikes
Frisk: ((lolno
Reborn: ((One week later, has to ride that car ride again*))
Smol Asriel: ((FINALLY
Frisk: ((frisk didn't play with a pistol
Smol Asriel: ((...
Smol Asriel: ((paint.net has crashed...
Frisk: ((she did get shot by a few aliens though
Reborn: ((*Fuck this, bringing laptop, installing Watawa Shoujo on grandfather's laptop*))
Reborn: ((*PASS YEARS IN DATING SIM LESGO*))
Gaster: ((RIP SLARV
Smol Asriel: ((I-i finished it..
Hellaton: ((rip
Erron: ((ouch
Reborn: ANYWAY, I GOT ONE MORE DAY))
Frisk: ((rip
Reborn: ((BECAUSE I LEAVE TILL NEXT SATURDAY))
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Smol Asriel: ((OH THANK FUCK ITS STILL THERE
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Reborn: ((I can't believe i'm so desperate to get out of a boring 9 hour car ride))
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/wlZxDXg
Smol Asriel: ((The boss of chapter 9
Reborn: ((That i'm installing Katawa-fucking-Shoujo on my grandparent's laptop to pass the time))
Smol Asriel: ((Why did rex have to pickchapter 9
Smol Asriel: ((Anyway, now that that's done
Alcian: (( Hour 3 of waiting for Destiny to update ))
Alcian: (( Progress: 44%, 8.6GB download ))
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Frisk: ((it's a lizardman
Frisk: ((also slarb
Frisk: ((are we doing plot today
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Smol Asriel: ((Ye
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Smol Asriel: ((The end of my arc
Smol Asriel: ((Thank jesus
Mary: She's still asleep at the couch.
Frisk: ((oh bby
Frisk: * She finally sits down.
Smol Asriel: ((Sorry this has been so long
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Mary: I mean, getting stabbed 23 times takes a lot out of you.
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now The End of the World, Part 2 [].
Frisk: ((Slarv can we have a special ending where we can fuck Io
Mary: And, if it already wasn't obvious, whichc, well, she kinda DOES try to hide the whole vampire thing. It's the middle of the day.
: ((Yes
Lua and Rush: walk into the bar.
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Alcian: Getting shot 87 times, cut 43 times, and punched some sort of amount of times sort of makes you...eh...feel something.
Hellaton: ...
Mary: I mean, she hides the vampire problem about as well as Runner hid his robotics, but still.
Frisk: ((How do we get that ending
: ((There are two bosses
: ((One has 10000, the other 30000
Frisk: ((how do we fuck Io
Frisk: ((though
: ((Spare everyone
Hellaton: ((lol no
Frisk: ((wow ok
Erron: ()ok
Gaster: ((I don't want to fuck io tho
Mary: ((I'm convinced that Slar is waiting to use the))
Mary: (("BUT IT WAS ME, IO" line))
: ((You already failed
Frisk: ((nobody wants to fuck io
Lua: "Hey everyone"
Hellaton: ...Hhi...
Lua and Rush: would prefer to not fuck IO.
Frisk: "Greetings!"
: ((I already have, multiple times OOC
Alcian: (( "tfw can't fuck io" ))
Frisk: ((Does Io have a dick or a vagigi
Gaster: would rather fuck his husband.
: ((Well his form is an 11 year old girl so knock yourself out
Alcian: (( OH
MettatonSEX: -and here he is. he enters the bar- Hello everyone!
Frisk: ((OH
Frisk: * She would rather fuck her wife.
Hellaton: Hhi Mettaton...
Frisk: "Greetings, dad!"
Alcian: (( I'm going to go mix my eye bleach mixture ))
Mary: Once again. Don't fuck Mary. You get enthralled.
Alcian: (( jk ))
Alcian: Alcian silently leaves.
Hellaton: would rather not fuck
Gaster: waves to Mettaton.
Mary: I mean, she's up for it. But you'll get the shit enthralled out of you.
Alcian: (( Gonna go set some things on fire now ))
Gaster: Hello, sweetheart!
Alcian: (( Bye guysssssss ))
MettatonSEX: -smiles- Hello!
Hellaton: ((cya
Mary: Mary loudly snores. Sleepy greetings.
Frisk: ((bye
Alcian: (( i've got a pack of AA batteries ))
Alcian: (( they're not going to set themselves on fire ))
Rush: "So, what is going on now? It seems like people are here"
Gaster: Something important.
Mary: FFrisk is here too, but she's asleep off at a cornertable.
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Mary: Incase I need her for stat battles.
MettatonSEX: Yep...
Rush: "Important as in I should leave or important as I should stay?"
Frisk: "Important as you should stay."
Lua: "Alright"
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Mary: The chip behind her ear beeps, and abruptly snaps awake, and sits up straight. *Bzzt*
Mary: "...Man, my alarm clock sucks."
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Corrin: -He's somewhere in the bar, sleeping-
Mary: She checks her watch. "It's not even night!"
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Hellaton: ...
Lua and Rush: "..."
Frisk: "..."
Mary: Yeah, sure, she's just a night owl, totally.
Mary: "So, how is everyone."
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Lua and Rush: -Lua gives a quick look to Mary, while Rush tries to ignore the person-
Gaster: Okay.
Frisk: "Fine."
Mary: Mary looks back at Lua.
Mary: I mean, Lua stabbed her 23 times and Mary double palm thrusted him through the bar wall.
: While you've been playing pokemon the black castle has devoured nearly the entire human race
Erron: walks into the bar and sits... at the bar.
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Gaster: -WELL GEE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD US THAT-
Lua: "..."
Mary: Didn't matter, had pokemon.
Frisky: * They stare at the black castle from outside. "Hey, it's that time of month again."
: High Priest Laharl [Mary] is now High Priest Laharl [Mary/FFrisk].
Mary/FFrisk: I
Frisky: "I better hope the CaU Rangers come!"
: The castle floats on over to America, the last remaining country
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Mary/FFrisk: FFrisk wakes up. "...What?"
Chime: ((well fuck you slarv
Frisky: "AMERICAN FREEDOM!"
DamnDude: (( "NO NO NO NO NO" ))
Gaster: -America nukes the castle because why not-
: A giant floating castle made of pure death energy can take a few nukes
Erron: ((The CAU Rangers? you mean Underwatch?
DamnDude: (( Wouldn't that be a self nuke? ))
Mary/FFrisk: Mary's got an english accent. She sounds like Police Girl. Do not ell her her homeland is likely fucking dead.
Gaster: -America doesn't have a few nukes.-
: It's nearing Mt. Ebbot
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: -It has a lot of nukes.-
Erron: ((speaking of Underwatch...
Frisk: ((like eight thousand
Mary/FFrisk: -How the fuck did they get past Russia and Korea-
Frisk: "I have a feeling we should go to that castle."
: THE REST OF UNDERWATCH BURST IN!
: It lands just outside the exit
GN Austin: ERRON, HOLY FUCK!
Erron: WHAT?
Mary/FFrisk: I'm assuming that the entire country of America is all lined up saluting, arm in arm, as bombs fly.
: To the underground, that is
Frisky: They salute.
Mary/FFrisk: They;re probably chanting the american anthem while they attempt to destroy the enemy with extreme prejudice.
MettatonSEX: -goes NEO- We gotta raid the goddamn castle.
DamnDude: (( "What the hell is going on?" ))
Hellaton: nods.
Gaster: sighs and gets ready to kick Io's ass. "Indeed."
Frisk: "Indeed."
Mary/FFrisk: Mary sits back. "I suck at castle crashers, sorry."
Frisk: * She gets up.
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Lua and Rush: "I guess this is it"
Kimmy: WE GOTTA GO HERO!
Mary/FFrisk: "I'm not doing whatever the hell this is. And I still can't go back home, so..."
Mary/FFrisk: "I'll go find a snack."
Mary/FFrisk: She walks out the bar.
Lua: "Everything's been building up to this"
Gaster: this is it...
: High Priest Laharl [Mary/FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [FFrisk].
FFrisk: ((Everyone returns, arm in arm, having won))
: Underwatch gathers... They all shout: "IT'S TIME TO FIGHT!"
FFrisk: (("What? I got a snack."))
FFrisk: ((They return to the bar to find Mary, sipping a red slurpee))
Corrin: -Walks out of the back room- "What have I missed?-
MettatonSEX: Hellaton, Gaster, we might need to fuse to take these assholes down, okay? I just want you two to be ready in the event that we must.
Hellaton: nods.
Gaster: nods. "Alright."
: Sans: "i guess it's time to save the world again"
FFrisk: FFrisk slowly stands up. "...Can I help?"
MettatonSEX: Good. Now let's save the world!
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Lua: "Past me, just make sure you don't get killed. I'd like to end this living"
FFrisk: (( https://soundcloud.com/bheng-magtalas/lose-yourself-skyfall-adelle-1 ))
Gaster: jumps to his feet. "Yeah!"
Frisk: * She rolls her eyes. "Just another day in this timeline."
Rush: "Wouldn't that require you to live, not me?"
GN Austin: Kimmy... You wanna try to fuse, one more time? [color=blue]You know it![/color]
Lua: "I already explained this..."
Hellaton: ...I'm rreready.
Rush: "Right, Right..."
FFrisk: FFrisk just gets behind the ground, rolling her eyes at everyone's energy.
FFrisk: "...This place IS always quite energetic..."
: ((I'm half tempted to have a bonus boss
Gaster: starts to move out.
Frisk: * She begins to go over to the castle.
FFrisk: ((Bonus Boss is Sugar))
: ((To get some items
FFrisk: ((For shits and giggles))
FFrisk: ((Just Sugar))
: ((Nonono
Frisk: ((Bonus boss is Milk
: ((I have a boss
MettatonSEX: and Hellaton move out.
Corrin: -Corrin follows the group out-
Gaster: ((bonus boss: ASPARTAME
Gaster: ((or splenda
Frisk: ((CaU Crew moves like the army
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Lua: "Alright, let's finish this"
: ((Thats it, I'm doing a bonus boss if we have time
Gaster: imagines some sick jams as they walk.
Frisk: ((bonus boss: XYZPARPZY
Rush: "For once and for all!"
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FXqil1vL8
Lua and Rush: get out of the bar.
: Deadtale follows
FFrisk: FFrisk is just following behind Corrin, who is seemingly the most OP one here, she thinks she's less likely to get stabbed if she's near him.
GN Austin: Jamie, Fuse us!
Frisk: * She thinks about all the lives lost because of Io.
Jamie (Judas): One fusion spell... COMIN' UP!
Frisk: * Wait, was it Io? Or was it Dio?
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Frisk: * She doesn't know.
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: The castle looms ahead, pitch black
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Lua and Rush: knows someone named Bio? Was that the villian?
Frisk: "The edge is poking me already."
: Are you ready?
Frisk: * YES
MettatonSEX: It was Io.
Gaster: wonders if it was Agar.io.
Gaster: Yes.
MettatonSEX: Dio is the Jojo asshat.
: The doors open
FFrisk: ((*Grandparents open door to me loudly chanting Eminem*))
FFrisk: (( "I CAN EXPLAIN" ))
MettatonSEX: and hella enter
Gaster: is right behind them.
: It's very cold inside, it looks like world 8 of super paper mario, if you dig my jams
Frisk: * She enters.
Lua and Rush: -Rush swings in, while Lua follows the group-
Frisk: "Yeesh.."
FFrisk: FFrisk looks out from literally every single person taller than her. She is not-so-subtly trying to get tons of meat shields infront of her.
Frisk: * She puts on an oversized jacket.
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MettatonSEX: and Hella are warm, by the way.
FFrisk: FFrisk is used to the cold. Which is why she's just waring a short sleeved shirt and jeans.
Gaster: nuzzles between the robots.
Frisk: * Specifically a fur-coat.
: Ahead is the foyer, dead monsters shamble about, sobbing
Lua: "Of course I'm the one not prepared for Weather like this"
MettatonSEX: chuckles at the nuzzle, but gets ready to fight.
Jamie (Judas): -He zaps GNA and GNK with a bolt, a large flash happens, and when it clears... KIMMIN WALKS UP-
Frisk: ".. Think of all the pain this must cause."
: There's also plenty of dead humans as well
FFrisk: FFrisk pats one on the shoulder, nodding.
Gaster: frowns at all the dead people.
: And... a blue dresser
Kimmin: I-IT WORKED!?
Frisky: * They sit down on a comfy chair outside, awaiting the end of the world. They sip on all of their favorite sodas and drinks.
MettatonSEX: ...
Frisky: "Holy fucking shit, can the world end already?"
DamnDude: (( "I know, right?" ))
Kimmin: Alright... everyone ready?
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Frisky: "I'm like the last living CaU user, holy hell."
FFrisk: Somewhere, a tea party is laughing about this.
MageVaati: (-And over in New York, a rocket takes off. There are two passengers, the older one flipping the bird to Earth.-)
Lua and Rush: "We're ready"
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DamnDude: (( "What are you talking about?" ))
Chime: ((fuck you guys, I'm on mars
Myth: Myth just sort of sits next to Frisky.
Chime: ((fucking hot aliens
Erron: ((I need to make stats for Kimmin, one sec.
Frisky: "Fuck you, Bloo."
Frisky: "I'm not dealing with you."
MageVaati: (-Said passengers land on Mars. They greet Chime when they arrive.-)
FFrisk: In the middle of Louisiana, someone is using this to burn down his entire neighborhood.
Myth: Shortly, they take out a giant foam middle finger hand. Looking directly at Frisky.
FFrisk: Looting, etc, apocolypse stuff.
Chime: ((JOIN THE ALIEN ORGY
Frisky: * They get up and go into their personal rocket, and locks themself in it.
FFrisk: FFrisk goes to the blue dresser.
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FFrisk: Y'know, the item salesman
Myth: Then they take out a box of white Vans, and a Chef DVD.
Frisky: "I'm joining the alien orgy man, I'm leaving you behind."
Gaster: visits the item salesman too.
DamnDude: (( "Well, I'm alone again" ))
MageVaati: (-MageVaati and Robinsbones join the alien orgy!-)
Chime: ((THEY'VE GOT ALIEN LIQUOR
MettatonSEX: vosits the item guy
: "Yoo..."
Frisky: * They launch off into space, laying down on the couch.
Chime: ((IT'S GOOD SHIT
FFrisk: Didn't we kill him.
Frisk: * She visits the item guy.
Gaster: We did.
MageVaati: (HELL YES)
Frisk: "I didn't."
Lua and Rush: "Let's make sure he doesn't die this time"
: He's rocking the whole dead thing
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: That's why he's here.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
FFrisk: FFrisk quietly nods. "..."
: "Since you guys kinda.. killed me, you only get 5 items this time"
Gaster: nods. "Understandable."
Myth: Myth simply sits down and holds the white Vans. "Fuck this place." Then the white Vans turn into a fucking portal and Myth disappears into it.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisky: * They land on Mars, stepping outside. "AWWW YEAH, ALIEN ORGY"
Lua: "Seems fair"
Frisk: ((-Frisky joins the orgy-
DamnDude: (( "Wow, you guys fucking abandoned me" ))
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Chime: ((Don't you have a rocket too?
DamnDude: (( "No" ))
Frisky: "also hi chime hi mv"
Myth: Myth sort of tumbles onto Mars.
FFrisk: (( "...So, i've pissed of all my neighbors, assaulted my parents, hugged my sister, and effectively ruined my life, but its okay, the world is ending."))
MageVaati: (Yo.)
: "So, what'll it be?"
Chime: ((SHIT WE'VE GOTTA PICK UP DD
Myth: "fuck ow shit damnit fuck ow"
Myth: "I'M HERE"
FFrisk: (("It sure would suck if someone saved the world now."))
MageVaati: ('hi im mv's girlfriend')
Frisky: "We should of left Bloo behind."
Chime: ((what are you talking about i'm staying here
Frisky: "Also, nice to meet you."
Myth: "ahoy"
MageVaati: (I'm staying here, fuck Earth.)
FFrisk: "Tissues..."
MageVaati: (Let it die.)
Gaster: We need tissues.
Myth: "earth honestly sucks"
FFrisk: "We need tissues."
Frisky: "Me too. Fuck Earth."
Myth: "i brought a chef dvd"
MettatonSEX: Tissues.
Frisk: "Tissues."
: "Five tissues?"
Lua and Rush: "4 Tissues one pie?"
FFrisk: "Yes, please..."
Gaster: Actually, what lua said sounds good, but we've got three pies.
MettatonSEX: Four tissues and a pie.
MettatonSEX: ...Oh, yeah.
: "Alrighty"
MettatonSEX: Five tissues then.
Myth: "I brought a copy of Chef"
Frisky: "So, what are we gonna do, guys? Now that we're together?"
Hellaton: ....
Gaster: Eh, we could always use a forth pie.
Chime: ((dunno
FFrisk: ((Are summons a thing now?))
Frisk: "Right."
Myth: Myth silently slips on the white Vans.
FFrisk: (("One summon per RPer"))
Chime: ((if only slarv was here
DamnDude: (( "Well, I guess this is it. I die alone now" ))
Chime: ((i could punch him in the face
Lua and Rush: SHHSHSHSHSHS
Frisky: "Sure."
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Myth: "I only brought white Vans as my form of sustanance." Then they take off the white Vans and start to...eat them.
MageVaati: (I brought my sketchpad. -Vivien draws porn of Gaston. It's super sexy.- 'viv why' Because there are no laws in space.)
Frisky: "MV, I likey."
Chime: (("Actually, there are" say the aliens. "But not here."
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Frisky: "Well, we're humans. No laws here."
MageVaati: (Thanks.)
Frisky: "We're all capitalists."
: There's a loud bang
Frisk: * She jumps.
Hellaton: -jolts-
Gaster: -whoo boy someone's having fun-
: Chester winces, it came from upstairs
DamnDude: (( "You know what, fuck it, I'm staying here" ))
Frisk: "What happened?"
Gaster: ((BANG BANG INTO THE ROOOOM
: "Ugh, that guy again"
FFrisk: wait
FFrisk: We should kill Chester again for another free joy.
FFrisk: "..."
Gaster: doesn't want any joy.
Lua: "Let's not"
FFrisk: FFrisk didn't say that
Rush: "What's Joy?"
FFrisk: Reminder that my character talk in "Quoatations"
Lua and Rush: ((FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA))
Frisky: * They pull out a jumbo sized candy bar. "Let's share." They begin to rip apart pieces and begins to give them to the squad.
: "Wish someone would show him what a prick he is.."
FFrisk: All the people who don't are just fucking wierdos
Lua and Rush: said neither of those lines.
: A [Myth] is now A [].
MettatonSEX: ...Don't.
: A [] disconnected.
Frisk: ".. Don't."
MageVaati: (-Viv and RB take chocolate.-)
DamnDude: (( -Flips off Mars- ))
: "Always talking shit... 'nothing personnel kid'... dick"
Frisk: ((we should roleplay ourselves on Mars for gags and laughs))
Gaster: ((OH MY GOOOOD
Frisk: ((OH MY FUCK
Frisk: "Blazefire?"
MettatonSEX: ...
Chime: ((-chime watches ytps-
Rush: "Wait what?"
MettatonSEX: Uh.
Hellaton: .....
: ((That was not the original idea
: "Nah"
Lua: "Oh thank god"
: "He's around, though"
Gaster: He is?
: Blazefire's jacking off in the corner
Lua and Rush: "Fuck"
FFrisk: FFrisk is ignoring them, lets proceed.
Gaster: Ew...
FFrisk: She walks upstairs.
: "Tell ya what"
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: "Kill that jackass upstairs, and you can have 15 more items"
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Gaster: ... Really now?
Frisky: * They play with a stream of water.
Frisk: "Hm?"
: There isn't any stairs nearby, FFrisk get fukt
: "Yeah, annoying little shit"
Frisk: "Sounds interesting."
: "Seeya"
MettatonSEX: ...Will we be healed after because I reeeeally don't want my SP wasted.
Gaster: nods. "Alright, I'll take that deal."
Lua: "A death worthy of a jerk... wait a second.."
: "Sure, why not"
MettatonSEX: Good.
: "15 items and a full party heal"
Rush: "I like your terms"
FFrisk: She just walks into a wall
FFrisk: A REMINDER TO SLAR YOU NOW HAVE TO SPECIFY A FRISK
Frisk: "Sounds fine."
: "But, er.. there's some guy blocking the way first
MettatonSEX: ...Okay.
Frisk: "Alright."
Gaster: sighs. "Alright, we'll take him down too."
: "Ok, seeya"
Frisky: "Wait, if we have to go to the bathroom, wouldn't our piss freeze?"
MageVaati: (Does it look like I care.)
Chime: ((*Mars is now a lot like earth for some reason. Only redder.*
Frisky: "No."
Frisky: "Actually, Mars looks cool now."
: Ahead is a doorway
MettatonSEX: and Hella go to the doorway
Chime: ((*Everything looks like it was shot through a red instagram filter*
Erron: ((Done with Kimmin's Stats
Frisky: "I guess we can go piss in the red grass."
Gaster: goes to the door.
Frisk: * She follows the gang.
Chime: ((or, perhaps, pee where the red fern grows
Frisk: ((AYYYYYYYYY
Lua: "Alright, let's complete the terms"
: Barzan [Barzan] joined chat.
Lua and Rush: follow.
Frisky: ".. I love that book."
: There's a large circular room, with a stairway at the end. Inbetween you and it is a medium sized bot with his back turned to you
: Underwatch follows.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ... Hello?
MettatonSEX: Hello.
: He's golden
Frisk: * She checks if there is a switch.
Lua: "More robots, huh?"
: "..."
FFrisk: FFrisk wonders if the bot wants some tea.
: "You came."
Kimmin: Who's this asshole?
FFrisk: IT'S SKYPWE
FFrisk: IT'S FUCKING SKYPE
MettatonSEX: ...
: He turns around
: It's the same bot from the music box, and the statue
Corrin: -Has been following-
Gaster: Oh, you're the music box guy!
Lua and Rush: "Who?"
: "..yes, I am the 'music box guy'"
Frisk: * she instantly whips out that fucking music box
MettatonSEX: Okay.
Frisk: "Huh."
: "..."
: He draws a sword
Kimmin: So... this guy was on a music box, and he's evil?
Frisk: "Why do you want to kill us?"
Lua: "Swords? I know those things"
: His eyes turn red
Gaster: He might want it back...
Frisk: ".."
Frisk: "Not again."
FFrisk: "...Do you want some tea, Mister Robot?"
Kimmin: Why? It's a stupid music box?
: "My name is Skype."
: "You killed my father."
: "Prepare to die."
MettatonSEX: ...
Kimmin: -starts whistling the Skype Ringtone-
Frisk: "I didn't kill Tumblr!"
: Skype attacks!
Rush: "I don't remember doing that"
Gaster: Okay, he doesn't want the music box back.
FFrisk: Discord came after Skype
Frisk: * She will fight.
FFrisk: Discord would be Skypes son. Not the other way around
Gaster: tries to hold a group chat, thus crashing skype.
Kimmin: -is in-
FFrisk: She will fight
MettatonSEX: will fight
Gaster: will fight.
: FFrisk, Metta, Gaster, and Frisk enter battle
Lua and Rush: (( Is there a limit on this fight? ))
Kimmin: oh ok.
Frisk: "Should we FIGHT or ACT?"
Lua: "OK, I guess I can't show him a true sword"
Erron: ((I guess kimmin wont fight then.
Rush: "Do I get this Blood thirsty in the future?"
MettatonSEX: ...
FFrisk: "...Do you really think ACTing will help against someone...trying to avenge family?"
Frisk: "I mean, he IS Nado's son.."
FFrisk: "He might be deadset on..."
Frisk: "Yes."
FFrisk: She shudders.
FFrisk: "I'll go along with...whatever you go with."
Gaster: ... It's worth a shot.
Frisk: ((Discypenado))
MettatonSEX: ...
: ((Discypedalo
MettatonSEX: ((discopedalo
: Barzan's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((disco pedalo
Frisk: ((pisco edalo
Gaster: [Act: Use the music box.]
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
FFrisk: (( https://soundcloud.com/glitchxcity/heartgold-and-soulsilver-ecruteak-city-remix ))
Frisk: ((piss dalo
Frisk: * Same as Gaster.
FFrisk: [Go with the majority rule. Because hah this girl has no backbone.]
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: will ACT
: Skype winces, it deals 1000 damage
: "STOP THAT"
FFrisk: "All persons more when a mile high to leave the court..."
Gaster: ... Oh...
MettatonSEX: [USE THE MUSIC BOX]
MettatonSEX: ...
Frisk: "Oh."
MettatonSEX: FFrisk, I'd like to challenge that, but.
MettatonSEX: Now isn't the time.
: He vengefully slashes at Gaster, hitting the music box as well
Gaster: Yeouch!
MettatonSEX: Shit!
Frisk: "Dangit!"
: It deals 600 damage - DEF, a PHY attack
Lua and Rush: -Lua looks around the party not battling for a moment, while Rush watches the battle-
MettatonSEX: Gaster, you okay?
FFrisk: "Challenge what?" She isn't quite away of when she randomly quotes Alice in Wonderland.
MettatonSEX: ...The mile high quote from Alice in Wonderland.
: Lua heads upstairs
Rush: "...Well there goes that idea"
: What will you do?
Lua: -Not what I was thinking, but that will work-
Gaster: Nnnh.... I feel like I need to be healed...
Frisk: * She uses SCIENCE on Gaster.
FFrisk: FFrisk would like to show Skype some Hospitalitea.
MettatonSEX: [Use the music Box if it's still working]
Gaster: uses Gaster Blaster.
FFrisk: "...I have no idea what...you're saying Mister Mettaton..." She offers a cup of extremely poisonous and corrosive tea to the robot.
FFrisk: The other robot
FFrisk: Skype
FFrisk: She is not giving poisoned tea to MTT.
: Skype channels red energy into his hands, frisk's blood burns the inside of her
MettatonSEX: ...
: It deals 300 damage - DEF, a MAG attack. Frisk is burned!
MettatonSEX: Frisk!
Gaster: You... big... JERK!
Frisk: "Sssssshhh.."
MettatonSEX: ((FUCK
Kimmin: So we killed this guy's dad?
FFrisk: ".."
MettatonSEX: [POWER OF NEO PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE]
: Frisk uses SCIENCE on gaster
Frisk: "That.. hurts.."
: Gaster is fully healed!
: Metta tries the music box again, it's barely still intact
Rush: "Alright, you guys can do this, easily"
: It deals another 1000 damage
FFrisk: Well that Dead Posessor guy is gonna fuck us over later
: Underwatch cheers them on.
FFrisk: No more music box for us
Lua: "What the hell is going on up here?"
: Dipshit this is the dead possessor guy
FFrisk: Oh.
FFrisk: Damn.
Gaster: hasn't figured that out.
MettatonSEX: keeps using the music box until it breaks.
DamnDude: (( Yes? ))
Gaster: might figure it out...
Frisk: "Wait.."
Frisk: "His eyes are red."
: Gaster blasts off!
MettatonSEX: So are Hellaton's. Your point?
Frisk: [s]"He's high!"[/s]
Frisk: "Like, the kind of red eyes when he's being possessed."
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ... You don't mean...
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Oh, fuck.
: It does 192 damage
Corrin: "I should have noticed that aspect."
MettatonSEX: You load of shit, Skype.
: FFrisk uses tea
Frisk: "We can't hurt him anymore. He's not him."
MettatonSEX: Yes we can.
Gaster: glares at Skype. "Yoooou son of a BITCH! You possessed my sons!"
FFrisk: Please don't tell me I missed TWO coin flips.
: Skype is crying and poisoned
FFrisk: HELL YEAH
: You hit both coin flips
FFrisk: "What, don't like the tea?"
Frisk: "Oh!"
Frisk: "Right."
: Skype's eyes burn red
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisk: "We probably should hurt him."
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
: Dead pap slashes Metta from behind, crushing the box, dealing 600 damage - DEF, a PHY attack
Gaster: takes skype to the bone zone. "I agree."
MettatonSEX: Ggh...
Gaster: I - what?
: Pap's eyes are red
MettatonSEX: ...
Rush: "What?"
Frisk: ".."
Frisk: "Oh no."
Rush: "I thought you were on... oh crap"
MettatonSEX: GASTER, WE FUSE. NOW. WE'RE TAKING THIS CUNTBAG DOWN.
FFrisk: FFrisk nods solemnly, and looks at Skype. "...Do you have memory problems? Look into my eyes..." FFrisk uses Remember.
Gaster: INDEED!
Gaster: uses Masenko ha instead of bone zone
FFrisk: ((I'M MENTALLY PICTURING GASTER PULLING OUT A CIGARETTE))
MettatonSEX: uses Masenko Ha .
FFrisk: ((AND GOING 'INDEED' LIKE THE SPY))
Lua: -Meanwhile Lua still has no fucking idea of what he is looking at-
Gaster: ((no, the cigarette's for after the fusion
Hellaton: -is silently cheering them on-
Gaster: ((lenny
MettatonSEX: ((...they dont have lungs
Frisk: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.
: Skype takes 1000 poison damage
Gaster: ((he can still smoke
: What does Frism do?
Frisk: frisk*
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisk: * Lucky Irish Fuck on Mettaton.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
: That she does!
MettatonSEX: and Gaster fuse, so
FFrisk: How much of a lucky bastard can I be, can I win the dice roll on my first try with Remember.
MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
: Metta and Gaster use Masenko Ha!
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Frisk: * gaston*
Alphys: (hello darling!!
Barchar: (I F U C K I N G FORGOT)
: ((rip
Frisk: ((cool
: ((Fabby was spared
: He is currently asleep on the couch, in the bar
Hyper: * He's still next to him.
MettatonSEX: \Next round, we use the once per chapter move. Who the fuck nerfed it.\
Gaster: \Some jackass\
Barchar: (oh boy)
: Slarv: \me bby\
FFrisk: /I know right/
FFrisk: Who the fuck said that
MettatonSEX: \They nerfed everyone. What a crusty vagina.\
: Who knows, but Gaston heard it
Frisky: /Fuck you, Slarvath/
Gaster: /dingus/
Barchar: (was anything revealed to make barchar not want him dead out of spite)
MettatonSEX: the \\ means internal thoughts u boobs
: Slarv: /succ/
FFrisk: ((We're getting too meta here))
Gaster: /hell yeah i'm a boob/
Barchar: hehe, boob/
: He's smol again, no more metta
Barchar: /okay two slashes/
Frisky: /yay/
Barchar: (oh. Okay. That's...strange.)
Frisk: * yeesh
: FFrisk uses remember!
Frisk: * racist against metta
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Barchar: (but is he still a crazy cultist dickbag)
Frisk: *
: ((No
: ((He was cursed and shit
: Alphys's connection timed out.
Barchar: (mmn)
: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.
FFrisk: Do I get the 25% chance.
Gaster: wants even more Metta.
: It fails
Barchar: (so barchar won't try to kill him. Hooray.)
FFrisk: Eh, whatevs.
FFrisk: I got some more tries.
Barchar: (was this the plan always, or did my protests change it? Because if it's the latter...sorry. I don't wanna, like, compromise your suit.)
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
: ((It was always the plan, he had a MERCY ending
Hellaton: -is a metta-
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.
Barchar: (fair enough)
: Pap slashes at Metta again
Lua: -Will Lua ever see anything?-
Gaster: -good-
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: is fused u butt
: Gaston then, woops
FFrisk: Y'know, there was another way to nerf Gaston without ruining their attack power.
: It does 200 - DEF, a PHY attack
Erron: ((back
Barchar: (hi)
FFrisk: Let them keep the HP stats, and simply make it 50/50 choose between hitting Gaster or Metta's HP. If either of their HP hits 0, that one is KO'd and the fusion ends.
MettatonSEX: ((too convoluted
: Their attack power isn't ruined though
: I needed to nerf both Metta and Gaster anyway
FFrisk: Yeah, but their staying power is.
FFrisk: Eh
FFrisk: I just want MV to stop yelling about losing their special cannon attack or whatever
MettatonSEX: ((i honestly think their nerfs should have been a bit less drastic
MettatonSEX: ((im not yelling
: Skype slashes at Gaston
MettatonSEX: ((im not happy that no one shoots like gaston got double nerfed
FFrisk: Anyway, FFrisk uses Remember again.
: It deals 600 - DEF, a PHY attack
FFrisk: On Skimp.
Frisk: * She uses MERCY.
: ((Fam, it does 50 x ATK
MettatonSEX: ((it was originally too op, being able to be used every other turn
MettatonSEX: ((but the once per battle was pretty fuckin reasonable
MettatonSEX: ((considering your enemies have shittons of hp
Lua and Rush: (( At least you didn't have your only good move nerfed to OKness ))
: Gaston uses the super move
MettatonSEX: ((the other nerfs, im mostly ok with, but considering your enemies, slarv...
: And given lucky star, it crits
Gaster: HELL YEAH!
MettatonSEX: ((i feel it was a bit too HOLY FUCK YES
Frisk: "NICE!"
MettatonSEX: Yes!
MettatonSEX: Thank you, Frisk!
: ((MV, it does 5200 not critted
Frisk: "You're welcome!"
: Skype is fucking INCINERATED
FFrisk: FFrisk claps.
MettatonSEX: ((your enemies have like 20000 hp usually
FFrisk: She uses Remember on Papyrus since Skype no longer exists.
: ((And with Frisk, you can easily guarantee an crit
Lua and Rush: (( I'm going to say right now, my issue with the nerfs was that I wasn't involved. I don't know if you were, but involvement is needed in things. Lua was almost made to complete shit until I stepped in ))
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
: Papyrus is let go from Skype's curse
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
FFrisk: ((Slar, I need to mention you tried to make Titania's mediocre King's Shield move take away half her HP))
Frisk: "Woooooooo!"
FFrisk: Oh, then FFrisk just stops.
MettatonSEX: ((i wasnt fully involved, and ill admit to editing a couple things
FFrisk: (SP&))
Gaster: hugs Papyrus close.
Lua: -Can Lua finally see what the fuck is upstairs?-
: YOU WON
MettatonSEX: ((slarv, your nerfs werent the worst, but jeez, dont do that
: Lua finds a hallway, with several doors
Lua: "Let's see what's behind Door #3."
MettatonSEX: is fused still so it a 150' tall fusion hugging a 6 or 7' skel
FFrisk: And now we're low on SP for the final fight.
FFrisk: Kek
Rush: "Guys, did we lose Future me?"
MettatonSEX: ((the battles are good 99.9% of the time but your nerfs werent too great
Gaster: ... Uh.
MettatonSEX: ...
Hellaton: ......
Frisk: * we're gonna get healed after this
Frisk: * kek
: ((After Yalda, you needed serious nerfs
Frisk: "Uh."
: ((You dealt 6000 on a non-crit move
: ((I did go a bit overboard, but you fixed that up
MettatonSEX: ((that could be used once per battle
: ((And now you've got the weakness system
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Frisk: ((your boss has like 30000 fucking health
: ((That 6000 wasn't the super move, it was an ordinary mettaton move
Frisk: ((oh ok
MettatonSEX: ((well, this was before the weakness system, also, i did that so that the-- no it wasnt. i never had a regular mettaton move that did that much
Frisk: ((Oh, okay.))
: ((Paired up with 6 people
Frisk: ((I'll believe MV
MettatonSEX: ((his moves did like 400
: ((You fused a fuckton
MettatonSEX: ((ok well i never PLANNED TO HAVE A FUCKTON SIXWAY ORGY FUSION
: ((Had like a base 500 ATK
: ((That was funny tho
Lua and Rush: (( No, there was a triple fuse and three ants ))
Frisk: ((
MettatonSEX: ((i fused bc ur fights wouldve taken days otherwise
: ((Either way, today is the last night of arpeegee
Gaster: ((you know if you're just going to argue i'm going to leave
: ((Yeah
Frisk: ((yeah
MettatonSEX: ((ok, ill stop.
: Lua spots a door
: It reads...
Barchar: (this is getting so heated I have to turn my fan on)
: "Do not enter... for yuor own sake"
Frisk: ((the only problem with this is that one fight can last for two hours))
MettatonSEX: ((im sorry i get salty
Frisk: ((just saying
Frisk: ((that's all
MettatonSEX: ((^
Lua: "I'm going to hell anyways!"
: ((That's my fault
Lua: -Opesn the door-
Frisk: ((ok then
: ((I'm a shit DM
MettatonSEX: ((i tried to work to make it go by a bit faster. you arent shit. i give you a b+ overall. im sorry for being shitty about this.
Frisk: ((b is for bitchtastic
FFrisk: ((EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS KEEP GOING))
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Rush: "So, where do we go now?"
: Inside, there's a person in a suit of armor with his back turned to you
Gaster: goes to locate lua, and to move along the plot.
Frisk: ((ok -shuts up laharl by showing him ink-
MettatonSEX: ...
Frisk: * She follows Gaster.
Hellaton: -follows-
: "You dont know what you have doned"
FFrisk: ((*Puts up sign*))
MettatonSEX: \Do we unfuse now, or no?\
: His armor is pitch black
FFrisk: ((0000 days since last Ink joke))
Lua: "I don't know? I don't think you know"
: "Hmph."
Gaster: \Let's wait and see.\
MettatonSEX: ((that aint gonna reach past four and you know it laharl
Lua: "Also, I don't think doned is a word"
Frisk: ((-pulls out ink and sprays it all over the sign-
: "Curiositey killed the cat."
Frisk: ((it won't get past one day
FFrisk: "Thats the reason they're called lessons. Said the Gryphon, they lessen every day." Another Alice in Wonderland quote.
: "Let the darkness consume your soul"
Lua: "Hey, at least I don't have many things in similar with a cat!"
MettatonSEX: \I mean... I'm at low health and I'm not fighting.\
: The rest of the group reaches the room
Hellaton: Tooooooooo late.
FFrisk: FFrisk can fight again, she's good.
Gaster: \Alright baby.\
Lua: -Spawns his sword-
: He turns around...
: "It's nothing personnel, kid."
: Ender the Sinful Knight attacks!
FFrisk: "..." She foll-
FFrisk: ENDER.
MettatonSEX: unfuses, catching Gaster.
FFrisk: THE
FFrisk: FUCKING
FFrisk: SINFUL
FFrisk: KNIGHT
Lua and Rush: "It's nothing personnel, ol' asshole"
FFrisk: I FUCKING QUIT
: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] disconnected.
Hellaton: -will fight-
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Lua: -Is kinda stuck in this fight now-
Gaster: snorts upon seeing ender.
Frisk: * HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHJAJAJAJAJAJAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Frisk: * She will fight.
MettatonSEX: Is this edgelord serious.
Kimmin: Wait who is this?
Hellaton: will fight
Frisk: "He stuck a sword into me!"
Frisk: "Ten years ago!"
Gaster: clings to Mettaton, while laughing. Good luck getting him to fight.
: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] joined chat.
Rush: "Mind if I join in?"
Gaster: Hooo, boy...
Kimmin: Oh...
: Lua, Hella, Frisk, and Kimmy enter battle!
FFrisk: FFrisk will fight.
MettatonSEX: -won't fight- Oh, man...
FFrisk: Eh, okay.
Frisk: "I would of died if it weren't for a 1-up!"
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxZ8EZPyAc plays
Rush: "I'll take that as a no"
Frisk: * She uses Lucky Star on Hellaton.
: if you click that shit, don't look in the comments
Lua and Rush: (( I KNEW IT ))
Kimmin: ((*Kimmin))
: Lua and Rush [Lua and Rush] is now Lua [Lua].
Hellaton: uses Clawful, hoping to hit.
Lua: scans the edge lord.
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
: Um
: Kimmy never learned any fusion moves
: So just kimmy battles
Kimmin: -Wait huh?-
Lua: (( They were fused pre-battle or something ))
Erron: ((Yeah
Erron: ((Jamie did shit.
: ((K
Hellaton: ((if they fuse prebattle like hellagaston they can fight fused
Lua: (( they have their own stats, you may want to check them real quick ))
Erron: ((They fused before they even walked into the castle
Frisk: ((what mv said
Erron: ((ye
: ((K
FFrisk: *Quietly turns on Hot Canned Boogie*
Lua: (( Slar, I meant at the bottom of the doc, I didn't have the time to add them to the spread ))
Erron: ((lel
: ((I got it
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Ender dyes his hair black
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Frisk: ".. He dyes his hair really fast."
: That's his turn, what does Frisk do?
Lua: "Wow, an edgy sword wielder who wants to kill me! I have to be ripping off somebody at this point"
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: * She uses Lucky Star on Hellaton.
: That she does!
Hellaton: Ththanks...
Frisk: "You're welcome."
Hellaton: uses Clawful, hoping to hit.
: What does Kimmin do?
Gaster: pulls out his phone, and looks up Crawling in my Crawl.
MettatonSEX: YOU CAN DO IT!
Gaster: We believe in you!
Kimmin: Alright edgelord... We're about to go DRAGONBALL Z ON YOUR ASS! -Normal Attacks-
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxZ8EZPyAc blares
Frisk: ((Slarv got tired of typing, so he started saying "That he does!" and "That she does!" because he's a lazy fuck
Hellaton: grins.
: They normal attack
FFrisk: ((WOW CHIME))
Frisk: * She gives a thumbs up to Gaston.
FFrisk: ((You named the volcarona Jamiroquai))
FFrisk: ((And I just understood why))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: It does 55 damage
Gaster: ((Yes i did
Frisk: ((Laharl aren't you supposed to leave for a week
: Ender is bleeding profusely
Frisk: ((or
FFrisk: ((I'm leaving at six in the morning))
Frisk: ((oh ok
FFrisk: ((I had to take a four hour car ride to my grandparents house))
: Hella uses Clawful!
FFrisk: ((Didn't expect to have time to get here, but they came early))
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Lua: is guessing he already scanned Edge Lord
: He has, although he goes after Hella ._.
MettatonSEX: -holds Gaster close.-
Lua: (( no he doesn't ))
: Hella uses clawful!
: It deals 400 damage
Lua: (( Lua is faster than Hella I know this ))
: Woops
Hellaton: is happy it worked
Lua: (( I know this because Hella is one of the slowest characters while Lua is in the middle ))
: Ender: 99944/99999 HP, 99 SPD, 0 EXP
Hellaton: ((though now its 99544
Lua: "This is gonna be fun"
Gaster: Wait, what the hell?
Frisk: * OH MY FUCK.
Gaster: Ht's not fair!
MettatonSEX: Oh, wow.
Frisk: "Oh dear lord."
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Slarv we can't let it take that long
Frisk: ((seriously
MettatonSEX: ...WE'VE GOTTEN THROUGH WORSE, YOU CAN DO IT YOU GUYS!
: Moves: The edge (Does something edgy, 5 SP)
Hellaton: nods.
FFrisk: A reminder Discord had more HP.
: ((You know there's two ways ou- NO HE DIDNT
FFrisk: FFrisk just quietly offers MTT a cup of non-poisoned tea.
FFrisk: It's made with Gaston Jasime leaves.
Kimmin: This might take a bit...
FFrisk: ((Oh, he didn't?))
: Ender: Oh my...
FFrisk: ((That was either him or one of the other bosses))
: ((Ender literally has the max hp
MettatonSEX: ...As much as I love you FFrisk I'm not trusting teas.
Frisk: ((Asriel had more HP
Lua: (( Asriel is the only one who had this high of HP ))
FFrisk: ((Oh))
Lua: (( But we kinda didn't really do that fight"
Erron: ((ok, I'm getting tired of the song, i'm listening to something else
: ((Anyway, you're not supposed to defeat him physically
Hellaton: ...
: ((Asriel had 100000, but he was a cutscene
Frisk: ((give us a hint
Gaster: frowns. "Take a taste your self first."
: Ender: Your... oh my
Hellaton: Lllololook, should we just spaaare this guy?
: He stares at hella
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ".."
Lua: "This is stupid"
Gaster: ... Uh.
: Ender: No, I am superior!
Frisk: "You're not."
Hellaton: I nnnenever doubted that.
FFrisk: "...Sorry..." She really should've realized that if she tries to give MTT tea after literally poisoning someone.
Frisk: "You have a bad taste in hair."
FFrisk: Eh.
Lua: "I think you mixed me up with you"
MettatonSEX: Hellaton sh.
Frisk: "And style."
: Ender paints his armor red and black like Hella's
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Really?"
Frisk: "That's copyrighted."
Hellaton: Nnno it isn't.
Frisk: "Well, I'll sue him anyways."
: Ender licks his own wound, letting the blood dribble on his tongue
Hellaton: ...
: Ender: I will not be defeated
Hellaton: Edddddgy.
Frisk: [ACT - Sue Ender]
Kimmin: Eww...
Lua: [Act: Show him his sword up close, although not making contact with edge Lord]
Kimmin: [ACT - Say "Ow the Edge"]
Hellaton: [ACT: Blast "All Hail Shadow"]
Gaster: hums the vaporwave song to himself.
FFrisk: FFrisk hums that opening tune to Don't Starve
: Lua shows his sword
FFrisk: She offers Gaster some tea instead.
: Ender: That's a nice edge, but it's not enough to outdo the master
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Kimmin says ow the edge
Gaster: looks to FFrisk. "No thanks."
: Hellaton blasts All Hail Shadow
Lua: "I see no masters around here"
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
: Ender winces. "You think that's enough to defeat me?"
FFrisk: She looks down sadly. It's not a malicious thing, it's like offering a friend something and having them turn it down.
FFrisk: Its just kinda upsetting.
Frisk: * don't forget frisk
FFrisk: She offers Lua some tea instead.
Rush: "Frisk, I don't think the Lawyer is here"
MettatonSEX: I'm sorry, darling, but... I'm not going to drink poison. I'd rather see it tested first.
: Ender blares Crawling in my Skin
Frisk: "I'm the damn lawyer!"
FFrisk: Isn't Frisk a laywer
Kimmin: Eugh...
Lua: "I still can't drink, mouth plate thing"
FFrisk: "..." She sips her own tea.
: Frisk attempts to sue Ender
Gaster: looks around, then looks up bad fanfiction. He finds one by a person who calls themselves "dragongirl1721". It's some edgy shit.
Frisk: * part-time lawyer
Rush: "Wait, when did you become a lawyer?"
Frisk: "Part-time."
FFrisk: "..." And then sips it several more times, and runs one of her napkins over the end of the cup.
Gaster: ((that's my old un. Edited, of course.
: ((inb4 that's chime's old username
: ((Sheit
FFrisk: Like, literally every method of testing a poisonous substance known.
Rush: "Ah"
: Ender: You want to... SUE ME?
Gaster: ((I'm not making it THAT easy to find my old shitty fanfic
Hellaton: [ACT: Read the entirety of My Immortal. From memory.]
FFrisk: ((Look for literally anything near the names 'Guch0714 and Saikou'))
: Ender: I have my own lawyer...
FFrisk: ((They're cringe, it's all mine))
: Ender calls his lawyer
Frisk: "Oh, lezzgo!"
FFrisk: Somewhere far away, The Judge wakes up.
MettatonSEX: Well, now I'll have some. Sorry, darling.
FFrisk: He wonders if he needs to get Shit involved.
: You hear footsteps running down the hallway
Hellaton: ...
FFrisk: She smiles, and offers the tea to MTT.
Frisk: * She whistles. An Anydoor appears and four people barrel roll out of it.
FFrisk: It's completely normal. She's not poisoning MTT.
Gaster: takes some tea as well.
Rush: "Who's coming now"
Gaster: -who are these nerds lol-
: "Sorry I'm late!"
MettatonSEX: -takes the tea and drinks-
Hellaton: ...
: Ultima slams in
Lua: "What the hell?"
FFrisk: I mean, depending on allergies to Gaston Forest stuff, it might be kinda like Marijuana.
FFrisk: But eh.
MettatonSEX: NO.
Lua: "Why are you back?"
: ((I've taken it upon myself to make the stupidest fight possible
FFrisk: I don't think either of them can have allergies.
Frisk: * [color=#660066]"What the hell. We're Frisk's lawyers."[/color]
Frisk: "Ultima. Damn it."
: Ultima: "Hey guys! Miss me"
Chime: ((Someone flies in from mars to kick Ultima's ass.
: *?
MettatonSEX: No.
FFrisk: A white cat steps out of his own personal cat-door anydoor.
FFrisk: He purrs, and pulls out a gavel.
Alpha: "I'm lawyer number one!"
: ((You can
Gaia: "Lawyer number two!"
Kimmin: Welp, who else is coming? [color=Blue]-X teleports in- "SHIT WHY AM I HERE!?" -teleports out-[/color]
: ((This fight is not serious
Frisk: kassie "Lawyer number three!"
Frisk: * shit
FFrisk: LETS HOST A FUCKING TRIAL
: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [The Judge].
: LETS DO IT
: Lua [Lua] is now Ultima? [Ultima?].
Life: "Lawyer number three!"
MageVaati: (-Busts in, and suplexes Ultima.-)
Chime: ((Chime just BEATS THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ULTIMA
Emit: "Lawyer number four, bitch!"
The Judge: The Judge climbs up ontop of the highest area possible, a few lackeys run around setting up a judge desk for him.
Chime: (("FUCK YOU MAN I WAS HAVING FUN ON MARS."
Frisk: ".. I don't remember any of you guys."
Ultima?: runs in. "Long time no see everyone." He isn't the right color of Ultima, but meh.
: Ender and Ultima stand on the defense team
MageVaati: (-Stabs Ultima with their 5" heels.-)
Alpha: "Oh, we're private lawyers."
The Judge: ((Ultima is the guy that finds out Chime is going to mars and suddenly was going to mars anyways))
Kimmin: ((does nothing except break the fourth wall... hi Chime. I'M KIDDING THIS NEVER HAPPENED))
Life: "Righto!"
Lua: "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON"
The Judge: "I have, on happenstance, been summoned for a...trial."
Emit: "A COURT CASE IS GOING ON, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
The Judge: Prrr
MageVaati: (YOU'RE STILL BANNED.)
: Moose? Probably. [Ken M] joined chat.
: Ultima: "You're not me! I'm far cooler!"
Frisk: "Oh dear."
: ((GREAT TIMING
Ultima?: "Oh great, I'm already here"
: ((BRING KEN M IN HERE TOO
Life: "Bitch, I'm cooler than ice!"
The Judge: ((WE ARE FUCKING HOSTING A TRIAL MID-COMBAT))
Kimmin: OBJECTION! -They start singing that one Pheonix Wright song that everyone knows-
Alpha: "I'm hotter than the sun! But Gaston is hotter."
Alpha: * She fingerguns to Gaston.
The Judge: LIKE, ENDER IS PROBABLY GOING TO KEEP FIGHTING MID-TRIAL
Ken M: ((Ken M Fucks Up The Court Case: The Book: The Movie: The RP?)(
Ultima?: runs behind other Ultima.
: Ender is shopping at the hot-topic in the black castle
The Judge: AND JUST GET SUED MORE.
MageVaati: (-is repeatedly stabbing Ultima with a high heel.-)
Gaster: Aaaayyyy.
Hellaton: ...
MettatonSEX: Ayyyyy.
Ken M: -finds you. How does this man keep finding you?-
: ((I'm so happy I decided to do this bonus battle
Kimmin: THERE'S A HOT TOPIC HERE!? WHY!?
Life: "Alpha, we talked about this! No fingergunning!"
Ultima?: "So, fill me in, me!"
Emit: "This is not serious at all."
The Judge: QUICK PUT KEN M IN THE FINAL BATTLE.
The Judge: WE NEED KEN M IN THE FINALE
Chime: ((chime just kind of... sneaks off to the hot topic and snags all the cool merch
Ken M: -is somehow in the final battle...?-
: Ender slaps Frisk
Frisk: "Ouch."
Ken M: ((I'mma need context
Emit: "CHILD ABUSE!"
: Ender: "You can't sue me!"
Lua: "What?"
Alpha: "YOU HURT A CHILD!"
Emit: "YOU'RE GONNA GET SUED!"
The Judge: "...Well I suppose thats an assault charge, does that also happenstance count for resisting arrest on the third degree?"
MageVaati: (-MageVaati pulls out a knife, stabs Ultimas, and steals shit from Hot Topic before stabbingbthe fuckhead shits again.-)
Kimmin: DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!
Life: "Bitch!"
MettatonSEX: Do not hurt Frisk.
Ken M: ((oh so wait this isn't actually ultima?
: Azzy slams into the room
Chime: ((chime now looks rockin'
: ((No
Hellaton: ((no, thank god
Ultima?: "OBJECTION: She wasn't ALWAYS A CHILD."
Frisk: "Yeah, please don't hurt me."
: ((Its slavr
Alpha: "WE KNOW."
Ken M: ((slavewrath?
: Azzy: "DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD"
: Barzan [Barzan] joined chat.
Alpha: "Legally, she's thirteen."
: Azzy slaps Ender
Life: "Right now, though!"
Ultima?: "But when was she born?"
Gaster: That's confidential.
Ken M: illegally though she's an eighty year old Cuban woman
Ultima?: "Because obviously I know nothing about the law"
❤ Frisk: "I was born in Feburary."
: Ultima: "1997, in may"
The Judge: Ken M used comedy?
Kimmin: -Looks at Ken M.- Wait huh?
The Judge: Ken M used comedy. Thats his turn.
Ken M: ((I don't even know
Ken M: ((What even is this
: We're ACTing though
MageVaati: (-The now punk rock agender badass slits one of the Ultimas' throats.-)
Alpha: "Excuse me, bitch! You're not supposed to be here! You're not a good lawyer!"
Ultima?: "Exactly, me."
The Judge: Comedy works for an ACT.
Emit: "You don't have a license!"
The Judge: It's not against the enemy.
Life: "Yeah!"
The Judge: It's him being hilarious, hah.
Chime: ((This dog shows up: http://img.prntscr.com/img?url=http://i.imgur.com/o2JlFvh.png
Kimmin: [ACT - Yell OBJECTION and then start singing "Cornered"]
Chime: ((He's a nice dog
Lua: [Lua watches in confusion for his Act.]
: Azzy continues to slap Ender
Ken M: ((so am I not allowed to be funny anymore until the next turn?
: He's on the floor
MageVaati: (-MageVaati is doing the right thing, slitting both Ultimas' throats now.-)
: ((We're not doing turns, this is just hell
Frisk: ((what's funny is that "Frisk's lawyers" are all from another RP
Frisk: ((and these aren't even their personalities
Ken M: comedy doesn't belong in the courtroom
Alpha: * She pulls out a pistol, and cocks it. "Ender, you're under death sentence!"
Ultima?: "Me, what do you say we do now?"
: Ultima's throat is slit by MV
Ultima?: "ME!"
Emit: "Woah gal, +50 for silence!"
Frisk: "Holy shot."
MageVaati: (-MageVaati stomps on both Ultimas's skulls, probably fully killing both, before flying back to Mars.-)
The Judge: "...I'm the judge here, you do realize this, defendant?"
Ken M: the judge might accidentally laugh and bang his gavel and sentence himself to execution and that wouldn't be very fun would it
: They're both dead rip
Ultima?: fades into darkness, like how that fake Azazel died.
: Ender stands back up
MettatonSEX: ...That person was pretty cool.
The Judge: "..." The Judge just leaves.
: "Hmph..."
The Judge: He goes back through his cat-sized anydoor.
: Ultima? [Ultima?] is now Lua [Lua].
Hellaton: I mmmmean. Viviolent, but cccccool...
Alpha: "Ender! You're a motherbitcher."
The Judge: He leaves behind a bag of cat-food for Chime. But eh.
Gaster: Bye Pablo!
Ken M: ((>mfw Slarvath is also RPing another RPer and now I'm not the most meta anymore))
Kimmin: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Emit: "I liked that slitter. They seemed to be really cool."
: High Priest Laharl [The Judge] is now High Priest Laharl [FFrisk].
Life: "LIFE."
: The room starts to change...
Lua: "FUCK THE RULES!"
Ken M: life is overrated
Lua: stabs ender.
Life: "Aka, my sexy naaa--"
: The floor itself is changing...
: The room transforms!
Ken M: it's all based on luck of the spinner and the pieces keep falling apart
Life: * He straightens his bowtie, as the floor changes.
Frisk: "What the.."
Alpha: "THIS IS NOT THE TIME, LIFE."
Chime: ((Chime just psychically flies herself to mars. Bye bitches. She's off to fuck aliens.
: A white glob surrounds Ender
Emit: "Heyheyhey, we all get this."
Hellaton: ...
Emit: ".."
Alpha: ".."
Life: ".."
Lua: backs away
Hellaton: seems... disturbed.
Gaia: "
: Ender: No!
Gaia: ".."
Frisk: ".."
Ken M: oh look he's swimming in milk
FFrisk: "..."
Hellaton: covers his eyes.
Ken M: how lovely
FFrisk: [Valve Studios]
: Ender is eaten by the white blob
FFrisk: [Entity ENDER_Sinful_KNIGHT-288] Has been VAC-BANNED permanently.
Frisk: "What the fuck."
Ken M: what a classy young man
FFrisk: [Please submit a steam file request, we'll get back to you in 10-20 years.]
: The blob reforms into an Alphys
Gaster: ...
: "I won."
: Barzan's connection timed out.
Ken M: you wouldn't see him stooping so low as to be absorbed by a blob of booze, no siree
FFrisk: Ender got vac-banned.
MettatonSEX: ...Uh.
Gaster: Who are you?
: She finger guns and explodes
Emit: "Who the hell are you?"
Alpha: "Saaam--"
FFrisk: Also KEN M IS BEING FUCKING AMAZING
Life: ".."
: You won...?
Gaster: is dumbfounded. "Well that was stupid."
Alpha: "Holy hell."
: ((Well that was something
Kimmin: . . .
Hellaton: Bbbbbbetter ththan Yalda.
Frisk: * The lawyers grab their suitcases.
Emit: "I'm going home."
Frisk: l
Frisk: * shit
: Azzy leaves
Life: "Me too!"
Lua: "I don't know what's worse, that I experienced this, or that I experienced this twice.
Gaia: "Fuck this."
Alpha: "Byeee, pretty girls and boys!"
Hellaton: ...
: A [] joined chat.
Frisk: * The lawyers leave through the Anydoor.
Rush: "Well, what the fuck just happened?"
MettatonSEX: Bye.
Ken M: -stands there and wonders what liquid would absorb him-
Hellaton: ((hi meth
Chime: ((Looks like Chime left something behind...
FFrisk: "..."
Frisk: ".. I don't even know those people."
Ken M: -probably the milk of human kindness-
Chime: ((It's SUS
FFrisk: "Would anyone like tea?"
Frisk: * ayyyy b
: Chester enters the room
Frisk: * i get the reference
: (( Destiny hour 4: 82% ))
MettatonSEX: Yes...
: "What the fuck was that"
: (( Destiny pls ))
Rush: "I guess Tea would work now."
Gaster: turns around. "I have no fucking idea."
Frisk: "Ender is dead."
Ken M: fun story about tea
MettatonSEX: -drinks the tea-
Hellaton: ....
Kimmin: I AM STILL CONFUSED!
: "Oh, the guy's dead?"
: "Cool"
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Frisk: "Mhm."
: "What items do you want?"
FFrisk: FFrisk gives Rush some tea.
Ken M: it was invented when a noble Chinese man tried to make coca cola, but a silkworm fell into it
Rush: -Drinks the tea-
MettatonSEX: Pies and tissues?
FFrisk: She's actually got a little bit of color in her face. It's Red. Like, bad-red. But that can be ignored for now.
Ken M: so he decided to make tea instead
FFrisk: FFrisk is allergic to her tea, but she knows everyone else likes it, so she fucked up and forgot it was her allergy tea and tested it for MTT.
: A [] disconnected.
Rush: -Wishes he didn''t drink tea-
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Gaster: -rip=
FFrisk: FFrisk poisoned herself lol. The tea is fine for everyone else.
Ken M: ah allergies, the obnoxious border patrol of the body
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
FFrisk: Hey remember when I said it kinda had marijuana effects for people who are allergic? "...I'm not allergic..." Lies. That'll kick in later.
Hellaton: ...
Ken M: ((has it occurred to anyone else that Denver is the highest city in just about every possible way?
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((yup lmao
: "How much of each?"
FFrisk: "...9 Tissues, 7 pies?"
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
FFrisk: Err, six pies
Ken M: actually you use many for numerical amounts
FFrisk: "Six pies, sorry."
Ken M: it's a mistake people make far too many
Hellaton: Yyeah...
Hellaton: ....
: Alright
MettatonSEX: ..............
Kimmin: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/NBQB6EN.png]Kimmin's Design[/url]
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Lua: kinda just wants to move on and forget what happened.
: You get the items
: The End of the World, Part 2 [] disconnected.
Frisk: * She shakes her head a bit. "My head hurts from all of that.."
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Frisk: "Let's just go, thank you."
: Lua [Lua] is now Lua and Rush [Lua and Rush].
Lua and Rush: "Let's"
Hellaton: ...
Ken M: actually it's more proper to not use the contraction form
Ken M: instead of let's, say lettuce
Kimmin: *long sigh* Is anyone else still confused on what the fuck happened?
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Lua: "I don't want to think about it"
Gaster: That was weird.
Ken M: it's always good to spruce up your verbal diet with leafy greens
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Kimmin: -nods in agreement to Gaster's comment-
Ken M: what comes out your mouth is just as important as what comes in
Lua: "That was the weirdest moment of my life, and now I have two sets of memories from it"
FFrisk: She's offering tea to everyone.
Chime: ((Chime forgot to play Sweet Emotion.
FFrisk: Don't forget that full heal Slarv.
Hellaton: ...
FFrisk: Also how much EXP did we get from Skype.
Frisky: ((Frisky is extending their rocket and is making it a house.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Lua and Rush: (( Slar's internet died ))
Lua and Rush: (( He's off everything ))
FFrisk: ALSO HOLY FUCK
FFrisk: THE CANNED HEAT MUSIC VIDEO TURNS INTO A DAMN ACID TRIP PRETTY FAST
FFrisk: GOES FROM 0-MARIJAUANA IN MINUTES
Frisk: ((that's the ender fight in a nutshell
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Ken M: did you know that cigarettes give you superpowers
Kimmin: I did not...
Ken M: they let you do some things much faster
Frisk: * She exits the room.
MageVaati: (-MageVaati is trying on their new hot topic wardrobe)
Kimmin: Like?
Ken M: like dying for example
Kimmin: Oh.
Hellaton: ......
Hellaton: ((that was great
Frisky: (("Nice hot topic stuff, MV."
FFrisk: ((Also, Lenka Everything at Once))
FFrisk: ((Well, see, if you have really good headphones))
FFrisk: ((The music video gets WIERD. She starts going well))
MageVaati: (Thanks, Frisky. I stole it after killing Ultima.)
Frisky: ((They finish the fucking bathroom.
FFrisk: (("Strong as an ox" in your right ear. Then "Brave as a bear" in your left ear))
Frisky: (("Good riddance."
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
FFrisk: ((I REPEAT, EVERYTHING AT ONCE ALTERNATES IN YOUR EARS Q_Q))
Ken M: -goddamnit we need small talk so I can pump out more mémés-
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
FFrisk: FFrisk walks up to Ken M.
Kimmin: I kinda wanna go to that Hot Topic and see if I can find a GIR Backpack... Not fused you aren't... But Kimmy, Invader Zim stuff... Austin, No, I'm not listening to death metal. I don't like it either...
Chime: ((chime is fucking aliens
FFrisk: "...Would you loike some tea?"
Ken M: tea
FFrisk: LOIKE
FFrisk: She's british now.
Ken M: I have a funny story about tea
Gaster: ((oike wow
Kimmin: -Is now arguing with themselves about music nowadays.-
FFrisk: Also, note how Mary is like every fucking vampire character I could find rolled into one.
FFrisk: She's got Police Girl's accent, and half the shit from every other vampire I could find. Etc.
FFrisk: Except for twilight.
Ken M: did you know it was invented by Britain, then stolen by China, the repeatedly stolen back by both sides?
FFrisk: Rule 18:NEVER GO FULL TWILIGHT
Frisky: (("I'm glad that there's oxygen here."
FFrisk: "...Really?"
Ken M: the culture war over who gets to have tea was rumored to have started world war three
FFrisk: "..."
Frisky: ((They sit down on the futuristic leather couch. In the rocket.
Chime: ((ME TOO
MageVaati: (-MageVaati is now watching alien drag shows.-)
FFrisk: That story was actually believable until that last part.
Ken M: ((world war three hasn't happened in this timeline yet btw
FFrisk: "I uh...[sub] Doctor Gaster how long have I been in the forest?[/sub]"
Hellaton: and Metta continue on until Slarv returns
Frisky: (("I'm also glad we don't have to type shit to communicate."
MageVaati: (Yep.)
FFrisk: FFrisk considers that she might've been in the forest for the entirety of a war.
Gaster: ... There was no world war three. You're fine.
Ken M: well that's why it's just a rumor
MageVaati: (...Alien punk drag is my new aesthetic.)
FFrisk: "[sub]Okay[/sub] ...Thats a nice story Mister...?"
Frisky: (("Sounds neat."
Ken M: my name is
Ken M: -thinks-
Ken M: Ken M
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Kimmin: Ok fine, we'll go to Hot Topic. YAAAY! *annoyed sigh* -Looks around to find the Hot Topic-
FFrisk: "...What does the M stand for?"
Frisky: ((They pull out a very dusty and old looking black teddy bear.
Ken M: that's a very hot topic
Frisky: ((They put it next to the couch.
Frisky: ((They do the same thing, but with a small owl plushie.
Ken M: some say the m stands for traditional values, but he's flip-flopped from debate to debate
FFrisk: ((Laharl is in the rocket. He's not IN the rocket per-say. He's clinging to the outside window.))
Chime: ((-blasts sweet emotion-
Ken M: frankly I don't know who to believe anymore
FFrisk: ((He didn't make his own rocket so he's stowawaying with these two))
FFrisk: "...Uh..."
Frisk: ((Imagine if we all got to live on a livable Mars
Frisk: ((That would be amazing
: The End of the World, Part 2 [] joined chat.
Ken M: ((it would suck
FFrisk: ((All members of CaU in a penthouse lets go))
FFrisk: ((Make it a reality TV show))
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
: ((Not arrested
Ken M: ((that would not end well
: The End of the World, Part 2 [] disconnected.
Frisk: ((It would end well
Frisk: ((We'd all have a good time
Ken M: ((I'm a real shitlord IRL
Erron: ((By the end everyone would hate Underwatch.
FFrisk: ((I give it three episodes before someone bashes Bio's head in with a keyboard))
: The End of the World, Part 2 [] joined chat.
FFrisk: ((And another week before someone commits attempted assault on Frisky))
Ken M: ((what did he get banned again?
FFrisk: ((Nah I just don't like Bio))
Frisk: ((Everybody loves Frisky
Ken M: ((k
Frisk: ((Nobody would hurt me
Hellaton: ((id slap you
Lua and Rush: (( Wait, are we having everyone who's been here there? ))
Hellaton: ((not hard
Erron: ((All I would do is go around stealing food...
Hellaton: ((but i would
Ken M: ((I say I would be the first to be assaulted
Hellaton: ((no
FFrisk: ((Well yeah, anyone who's been here for a noticable time period))
Ken M: ((I'm a knight in snarky armor
FFrisk: ((No, you wouldn't))
Frisk: ((mv i'd allow you to do that
FFrisk: ((Ultima wouldn't last six minutes))
Hellaton: ((if going bt then, id kill ultima
Frisk: ((i deserve a slap
: ((I'd fuck a gote
Hellaton: ((immediately
Ken M: ((my snide remarks would-oh that's right
Hellaton: ((id slap you, b, again not that hard
Hellaton: ((youre cool but i think you deserve one slap
Ken M: (("trans youth slaps a minor"
: A crow lands on Chester's head
Hellaton: ((yep
Frisk: ((We should gag Ultima, mock his penis, then we pull out swords and we cut off all of his limbs
Ken M: ((boom all over conservative media
Frisk: ((Then we burn his limbs outside
Erron: ((I'm 90% sure I would go all Metal Gear, sneaking around and stealing peoples shit.
: "Don't.."
Hellaton: ((id shit on him
Gaster: consults the crow.
Frisk: ((yes
Ken M: ((wait shit who would use what bathroom
Hellaton: ...
FFrisk: FFrisk walks up to the crow, she wasn't here last time.
Frisk: ((shit in his mouth
Ken M: ((this is an important topic
: Your game is saved!
Ken M: ((oh ok
FFrisk: "...You're a beautiful bird..." She strokes the bird's feathers.
: It explodes
: Chester dies
Gaster: ((you guys would drown me i take hour long showers
Frisk: "Not againnn!"
Ken M: ((sounds like you drown yourself
Hellaton: ((there would be three bathrooms. a mens room, a ladies room, and a gender neutral one
FFrisk: Her face cannot be put into words
FFrisk: So it'll best be put like.
Gaster: ((because i forget that i'm not supposed to be fucking around in the water
FFrisk: O_O
Frisk: ((Yes.
Hellaton: ((by mistake
Frisk: ((A gender neutral one
Rush: "We killed the dead guy!"
Ken M: ((metaphorically
Frisk: ((The agender squad has its own club
FFrisk: ((No, there would be four of them))
FFrisk: ((Theres a mysterious fourth bathroom that noone uses))
Erron: ((Someone would find my porn collection... 100% sure of that.
: ((Male, Female, Neutral, and Succ
Ken M: ((don't worry, we'll remove the little shower head that you can pick up and spray yourself with))
FFrisk: ((No, it doesn't have a word on it))
FFrisk: ((It's got a restroom sign))
FFrisk: ((And thats it))
Hellaton: ((theres four of us, here tonight, chuggachuggachoochoo time to fight, agender squad! goddammit frisky
Ken M: ((that should shorten your showers right quick))
Lua and Rush: (( I would probably accidentally drown in a shower, I wake up early and there's times I pass out in the shower. ))
Frisk: ((what did i do
FFrisk: ((Lua what the fuck))
Erron: ((oh
FFrisk: ((I don't fall asleep once i've woken up))
: (({It's mine and it's got 🐐 on it}
: (({No hoomins allowed}
Gaster: ((can i bring my dog
FFrisk: FFrisk is just staring shocked at where the crow was.
Hellaton: ((i mean youre the one thats the biggest lil shit so
Ken M: ((ok poll time what's the edgiest thing you've ever done))
FFrisk: "...Birdie?" O_O
Gaster: ((sorry, dogs
Frisk: ((I'm the biggest little shit here so
Frisk: ((I'm the most loved little shit
Gaster: ((i had an oc that was a vampire and a dragon
FFrisk: ((Edgiest thing i've ever done:I lick my own blood whenever I get a cut))
Gaster: ((and a girl
Ken M: ((fapped in a church bathroom
Hellaton: ((...other than an incident im not gonna say, i had a crush on shadow the hedgehog
Lua and Rush: (( ...What? ))
FFrisk: ((Like, no seriously, I lick my wounds))
Hellaton: ((i do too laharl
Frisk: ((I do too at times
Ken M: ((0-0
Erron: ((Edgiest thing ive done? Jerked off... [sub]to Overwatch r34[/sub]
Frisk: ((The taste of blood is interesting
Hellaton: ((keep in mind i was nine and knew full well he was like fifty
Frisk: ((It's horrible, but I want to taste it because I don't want to stain ny hand.
Frisk: ((my"
Frisk: ((my*
Ken M: ((shit I need to top Erron by jerking if to overwatch r34 in a church bathroom))
Hellaton: ((i like the taste of blood ngl
Ken M: ((*it
: Corrin feels weird
Frisk: ((I like it a little bit
Lua and Rush: (( There needs to be a friend nearby as well ))
Erron: ((no pls
Ken M: ((hmm
Lua and Rush: (( Like, 5 ft away ))
Gaster: pushes the plot along and moves on.
Ken M: ((gay bdsm Roadhog x Reinhardt overwatch porn in the church bathroom))
: You continue down the hallway, Corrin feels feverish
Frisk: * She does, too.
Ken M: ((well now I've got my Sunday planned out for me
Hellaton: and Metta do too.
Corrin: -Moves around awkwardly-
Frisky: ((They begin to make an Agender Squad logo.
Ken M: ...
: Ahead is a bed
Kimmin: -Meets back up with the group. Wearing an Invader Zim Backpack-
: Sleep in the bed?
Corrin: -is about to fall over-
Frisk: "A random bed."
Gaster: -Is the bed occupied?_
Frisk: "I don't trust it."
Ken M: I'm not going to sleep in the bed with another man
: The bed has a single dead smol gote snoozing in it
MageVaati: (-They help.-)
MettatonSEX: I don't trust it.
Hellaton: ..........
Kimmin: We will...
Ken M: we'll end up laughing and joking all night long and that's very rude
Gaster: ...
Corrin: -Falls onto the bed-
: ((Somehow my xenoblade music got to spongebob trap remixes
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: The bed is very floofy
Frisky: (("I mean, I admit I'm decent at art, but you're way better at it. I'm glad you're helping."
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Ken M: ((speaking of I found the greatest YouTube channel of all time
FFrisk: FFrisk is one of those people that likes to get really far under the covers till the point you can't even see her.
Frisk: ((SNOOP DOG
Frisk: ((lolno
Ken M: ((SilvaGunner
Erron: ((YES
: The smol gote cuddles up to Corn
FFrisk: Like, she's practically just under them. Her head isn't even reaching the pillows.
Erron: ((HIGH QUALITY RIPS
: ((GRAND DAD
MageVaati: (No problem.)
Chime: ((-Chime is done with the aliens-
: Gote: "Mmm~"
: Does anyone else want to heal up?
Lua: "I'll stay away from the bed thank you very much"
Kimmin: we'll meet up with you all later... We're gonna go get more clothes n' shit from Hot Topic. ((Translation: I'm Gonna Go eat))
: Or just corn and FFrisk
Ken M: ((he inspired me to add new dank mémés to my soundcloud
Gaster: gets in bed.
Hellaton: you said we ger fully healed u butt
Lua: -Is not healing 5 SP being near that gote-
Frisk: * She gets on top of everybody.
FFrisk: She's already asleep.
Hellaton: and Metta do too.
Frisk: * Platonically.
: Erron [Erron] disconnected.
Ken M: ((ALSO MY PHONE JUST AUTOCORRECTED memes to mémés HOLY CRAP))
: ((LEL
: ((MEMES TO MAYMAYS
Ken M: everyone getting in bed together is a bit creepy
Ken M: I'll just stand here and watch to ease everyone's tensions
MettatonSEX: I'm just surprised it holds...
Hellaton: ....
Gaster: Me too.
Lua: "I'm going to look in... that direction"
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
Lua: -looks away-
Ken M: ((Gaster has zero trust for Ken
Hellaton: ......
Frisk: "Me three."
FFrisk: FFrisk wasn't expecting everyone to get in this bed. But she's asleep.
Hellaton: -glares at Ken, before looking away.-
Frisky: ((They eventually finish the Agender Squad logo, with the help of MV.
Ken M: i'll use the natural bed that God gave us thanks
: Gote: "Mm, who are your friends daddy?~"
Frisk: "Oh dear."
Gaster: Oh god.
Hellaton: -shrieks, getting off the bed.-
Corrin: -is passed the fuck out-
Ken M: the organically soft texture of good old cow patt-
Frisk: * She gets off immediately.
Ken M: oh my
Hellaton: Nnnnope nonono nnnnot todayyyyy Satan not ttttoday.
: You were already "fully healed" by tha smol gote
Gaster: rolls out of the bed.
: Everyone feels a little funny after that
MettatonSEX: leaves the bed.
Rush: "Nope" -and he jumps toward Lua-
Frisk: "Ugh."
Lua and Rush: (( Lua got the fuck away from the bed ))
Ken M: -already feels funny because he IS funny-
: Corrin still feels feverish
Lua and Rush: (( He's not healing 5 SP for an Orgy ))
Frisk: * She moves on.
Ken M: you should be grateful
Ken M: back when i was younger hotels would only put chocolate in your bed for you
Lua and Rush: awkwardly carriy Corrin.
: Ahead is the final door...
MettatonSEX: ...
Ken M: goats are so much more valuable than chocolate
FFrisk: FFrisk didn't hear that last line, and offers everyone tea before they go in.
FFrisk: To calm the nerves.
Frisk: ".. The final door."
Ken M: before you complain consider the current market vale for goats
Ken M: *value
Gaster: looks up at the final door.
FFrisk: ((OH BOY))
Gaster: Metta. Hella.
FFrisk: ((I JUST FOUND PICTURES))
FFrisk: ((OF A MAN'S SCALD BEING REMOVED))
Lua: "I don't like what you're sellin' ))
MettatonSEX: We fuse before we fight, all of us. So that we don't drag the fight on forever.
MettatonSEX: ...
FFrisk: ((DAMN THIS IS QUALITY IRL GORE))
: ((The fuck is a scald
Hellaton: Rrriright.
Gaster: nods. "Of course, my dear."
Frisk: "This is it."
FFrisk: ((Scalp*))
: ((Wowee
Frisk: "This is how we save the world."
MettatonSEX: nods.
Frisk: "Or, rather, what's left of it."
FFrisk: "..."
Ken M: ((screwdriver urethra is still better
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Rush: -Enters battle mode and pairs up with Lua, using all of his SP-
Ken M: ((here Laharl browse /r/reallywackytictacs ))
MettatonSEX: ...
FFrisk: ((Should I find the deer gif again))
Lua: "You remember your job, right?"
Gaster: gets ready to fuse.
Rush: "I serve butter?"
Ken M: ((Why not
Lua: "No, you scan"
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.
Ken M: ((wait a second
Ken M: ((Ken M and Kim N
MettatonSEX: Since we gotta do this prebattle, Metta and Hella fuse with Gaster. Assuming they can fit.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Mettahella [Mettahella].
FFrisk: FFrisk quietly prepares a nice brew of DEATH TEA.
: Using some SP, they fuse
Ken M: -reads through Reddit and reverse engineers dank mémés-
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.
Mettahella: \It's only been a little while but damn I missed this feeling.\ \it is very nice\
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.
Ken M: -takes on a serious, youthful face for a tiny fraction of a second but quickly reverts to senile old man-
Gaster: \Hello, you two.\
Mettahella: ((hellas thoughts are in all lowercase
Mettahella: \Hello, darlings.\
Frisk: * She looks up at Hellagaston.
Mettahella: \hi\
Frisk: * And she gives a thumbs up.
: Somehow Corrin still has the ability to move...
Mettahella: looks to Frisk. He returns with three.
Ken M: -starts hovering just above the ground-
Gaster: gives her one more.
: Something forced him out of bed
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
: He starts walking to the final door with the rest of the groip
Ken M: through the power of the lord all things may or may not be possible
Lua and Rush: "Hey, I thought you were asleep."
: Corrin: "No, I'm fine now."
Lua and Rush: "Wait, when did you..."
: Corrin: "Hm?"
Mettahella: \Let's save the world... from... elimination.\ \mettaton i love you but please\ \It was not intended as a reference.\ \oh...... sorry\ \It's okay.\
Lua and Rush: -Lua shakes his head-
Lua: :Nothing"
: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] joined chat.
Gaster: \Alright, let's do this!\
FFrisk: MFW LAPTOP DIES
: Corrin: "Alright"
: ((ZOZZLE
FFrisk: FFrisk just keeps walking, her head down. She's kinda hiding behind HellaGaston
Ken M: -takes a deep breath and remembers his mission-
Mettahella: there's 255' of skelebot to hide behind
Ken M: ((Oshit Ken M backstory when?
Ken M: ((probably never lol
FFrisk: Yeah, which is why she's hiding behind it.
: ((Ken M failed to get his bulldozer driving certificate
Mettahella: (( http://postimg.org/image/xabbdrbjl/ for reference bc i shamelessly plug my own art
Ken M: ((Ken M travels the multiverse in search of a cure for his narrow urethra))
: Since nobody else is doing it, Corrin opens the final door...
: It slowly opens
Mettahella: ((also the holes are just a design not actually holes
Frisk: * She walks inside... dramatically!
Frisk: ((Hellagaston NEO is swiss cheese
Mettahella: enters the final room.
: Inside is a pitch black room, Io hovering in the middle, eating a human soul
Mettahella: ((they arent real holes
Gaster: puts his hands on his hips.
Mettahella: ...
Frisk: ((ik
Frisk: ((i was making a joaje
Ken M: oh how sweet
Frisk: "Oh, how nice."
Frisk: "Right in front of me."
Ken M: someone told him to eat his heart out and te poor fool took it literally
Mettahella: crosses a pair of arms.
Lua and Rush: walk in together. Lua: "I remember saying something about this earlier, but that's kinda fucked up"
: Io: "Ah, so you came!"
: He finishes the soul, licking his fingers
Frisk: * She crosses her arms.
: Io: "Sorry, that was a particularly juicy one"
Gaster: ((i just remembered this exists and now you have to too: https://66.media.tumblr.com/83545594d65f4a4144485da5a111547e/tumblr_n6oj1bKQXy1qlzy1qo1_540.jpg (warning: it's the thing from ao oni but real)
Lua: "Doesn't stop it from being fucked up"
Frisk: ".. You're a sicko."
Mettahella: Jjujust let ussss kick your ass.
: Io: "Hah. How cute."
Frisk: ((oh boy
Frisk: "Well, we're gonna beat you."
Ken M: let's all calm down and settle this like real men
: Io: "I'm not going to be stopped from my mission"
Ken M: we can bring it outside and play a match of extreme ping pong
FFrisk: https://soundcloud.com/kyundii/widdly-2-diddly-lisa-soundtrack-05-bloodmoon-rising Lets get some music.
Mettahella: Yeah you will.
Frisk: "We will stop you."
Frisk: "In a rather cliché matter, but who cares!"
: Io chuckles
: Io: "Do you know who you're talking to?"
Ken M: cliches should be avoided like the plague
FFrisk: "We expected a true enemy..."
Frisk: "Yes."
Gaster: sighs. "Just get it over so we can pound you into submission."
Mettahella: An asshole.
FFrisk: "But it was him, Io..."
Mettahella: ...
: Io: "Ah, very well, I see you have something for me?"
Mettahella: \That's m\\mettaton no please do not finish that thought\ \Right, sorry.\
Frisk: "I actually have an offering."
Lua: "[sub]Wait what?[/sub]"
Frisk: "Io, can I give you something?"
FFrisk: (("Sex"))
: Io: "Hm?"
Frisk: * She smirks.
Mettahella: ...
FFrisk: "...I can give him tea..."
Ken M: wait though is he Chinese
Frisk: * She then pulls out a water gun. "FACE THE WRATH OF MY WATER BULLETS!"
: Io chuckles
Mettahella: [sub]I can give him a knuckle sandwich...[/sub]
: Io: "Nono, you're not the one I had in mind"
Frisk: * She squirts the water gun.
Ken M: after the Geneva convention it was agreed that only Chinese men may have tea on thursdays
Frisk: * To no avail.
: Io looks over to Corrin
Mettahella: ...
Gaster: [sub] with a tall glass of fuck you[/sub]
: Corrin: "Ah, yes milord?"
Frisk: * She puts it away.
FFrisk: JESUS CHRIST KEN M
Mettahella: Ffririsk, please.
FFrisk: FUCKING SAVAGE
Mettahella: ...
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Ken M: ((what
: (( oh fuck
FFrisk: I'M A CHINESE THURSDAY MAN AND I FEEL OFFENDED GET OUT
FFrisk: jk
: (( I need 30GB free to install destiny
Lua: "......"
Mettahella: Oh, yyyou've gotta be fuckin kidddding me.
: ((rip u
Ken M: ((Chinese Thurday Man should be a band name
: Io: "You took your time, Aeon"
: (( nah ive got enough space
Mettahella: ...
FFrisk: FFrisk steps out from behind HellaGaston, holding up a cup of (very) poisonous tea.
Gaster: ... What a dick.
Frisk: "What a dick."
FFrisk: "...Would you like a refreshment before we all fight?"
Rush: "Well, this has gone badly"
: Corrin: "I still do have the penumbra, milord"
: Mettahella's connection timed out.
: Io: "Perfect, better late than never I suppose"
Ken M: yes I'm very thirsty
: A [] disconnected.
: Io holds up his hand, a blue mist exits Corrin's mouth
: Mettahella [Mettahella] joined chat.
: Io: "Hehehe... thank you all so much"
FFrisk: "...What's that?"
: Corrin regains control of himself
Frisk: ((that reminded me of that post apocalyptic movie with the little dolls and the huge machine taking souls and stuff
: Io: "Now I have both pieces of the puzzle..."
: Corrin loses the Penumbra ability
Corrin: -looks around for a moment-
Mettahella: Okay, listen bitch.
Ken M: I think we should just leave.
: However, he gains 10+ every stat
Mettahella: Just let us kick your ass.
Ken M: -isn't even making a joke-
Ken M: We should go.
FFrisk: KEN M IS IN THE FIANL FIGHT.
FFrisk: REMEMBER, HE HAS STATS.
FFrisk: He's also the highest level person here kek
: Io: "Hehe... let's begin then."
Mettahella: ...
Corrin: -Regroups with the bar-
: Io: "Prepare to meet the true power of a god!"
Ken M: ((does anybody have an ability that boosts someone else's ATK?))
: Io attacks!
Gaster: ... That...
: ((Ye-OH SHIT
Frisk: * She definitely fights.
Mettahella: Thhhthe god of being a didick.
FFrisk: ((HAHA))
FFrisk: ((TURN KEN M INTO A GOD))
Gaster: That was the most cliche thing I've ever heard.
: ((HAHA THEY LEFT
Lua and Rush: (( Corrin pairs up with Ken ))
FFrisk: ((FRISKY LUCKY STAR KEN M LETS DO THIS SHIT))
Frisk: ((what are ken m's stats
Mettahella: will fight
: ((BETTER GIVE AN EXTRA 10000 BECAUSE WHY NOT
Frisk: ((why should i lucky star ken m
FFrisk: ((He has 1 ATK, but his final special lets him to 700 X ATK))
Ken M: ((of course Ken M would be the one to totally destroy the balance of the game))
Frisk: ((oh my fuck
: ((HAHAHAHA
Lua and Rush: (( I was actually kidding, but if you're being like that ))
Mettahella: ((slarv this is why i fuse a shitton
Lua and Rush: -Corrin pairs up with Ken. Fuck you Slar-
: ((You can
FFrisk: ((Alright lets all buff up Ken M))
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FFrisk: ((It's now officially the only way we can win))
Ken M: ((Best Strat best strat
Mettahella: ((like, the inbattle reason.
Mettahella: ((out of battle i just like fusions
FFrisk: ((I want to see Lua and Corrin fucking scanning and pairing up Ken M))
Mettahella: ((also the somehow adorable interactions with the fusions are wonderful
: Mettahella's connection timed out.
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Gaster: has no buffing moves oh no
: ((This is gonna be great
Frisk: "We should buff up that Ken guy."
Frisk: "He seems to be tough."
Mettahella: is fused hes gonna be ok
Ken M: I'm already buff thank you very much
Mettahella: ...
FFrisk: ((Frisky spread all your lucky starts to Ken M, Corrin, and Lua))
FFrisk: ((Everyone else either spam status moves or heal those three))
Lua and Rush: (( Holy shit, if Lua slept in the bed, he would have enough SP to copy the x700 attack ))
FFrisk: ((we are going to commit death by Ken M.))
: ((Death by ken m
Frisk: "I'll Lucky Star him to see what happens, then I'll Lucky Star Hellagaston."
FFrisk: ((GOOD THING WE HAVE PIES))
Frisk: * She uses Lucky Star on Ken M.
FFrisk: FFrisk hands Lua a pie. "...You didn't rest..."
Mettahella: \Should we glamburst first?\ \sounds like a nice idea\
Lua and Rush: "Do we not have anything else to regain SP? I only lost like 5 SP"
Ken M: ((What's the turn order?
Frisk: ((#BUFFKEN
FFrisk: "We have enough pies..."
FFrisk: "And you'll need this...I feel it."
FFrisk: FFrisk's special Storybook can restore SP.
: WOO
FFrisk: But it isn't unlocked.
Frisk: ((FFrisk is turning into Mama Murphey over here
: Io uses Umbra Eater on Corrin
FFrisk: Chems in the tea, yep.
: It does 600 damage - DEF, a PHY attack
Gaster: \I mean, we're all fully healed... Let's see what happens.\
Mettahella: will Glamburst first turn, then.
FFrisk: Did giving Lua a pie count for FFrisks turn since it was done before battle.
: Corrin is resistant to PHY, Io will remember this
Ken M: ((wait how is lucky star going to help
: It counts
Ken M: ((it boosts luck
FFrisk: Fuck
Lua and Rush: (( Crit ))
: What does Frisk do
Frisk: ((crits
FFrisk: ((Luck = Crits))
Ken M: ((I need ATK though
FFrisk: ((Crits on Ken = 2100 damage))
Frisk: * She uses Lucky Star on Ken.
FFrisk: ((Instead of 700))
: ((I'm laughing my ass off rn
: That she does!
Ken M: ((Any ATK I get is an extra 709 damage))
FFrisk: ((We can't buff your ATK though))
FFrisk: ((Because our only buffer left))
: What does Rushua do?
Ken M: ((fml
: ((But
: ((DD has this shit figured out
Ken M: ((What's Io's health?
: ((50000
Lua and Rush: Free Action: Scan Ken. Lua scans Corrin.
Ken M: ((What's his resistance?
: That they do
: ((Wait and find out
Lua: "Ready to try fate twice?"
Frisk: ((IT WOULD TAKE 35 ATTACKS TO KILL IO WITH ONLY KEN
Frisk: ((HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FFrisk: ((KEN MOB))
FFrisk: ((KEN MOB))
Mettahella: hopes it's physical or magic
Frisk: ((25*
FFrisk: ((KEN MOB))
Gaster: ((that would take forever thooooo
: FFrisk uses pie
Frisk: ((which is why i'm gonna use Lucky Star on Hellagaston too
: What does Corn do?
Frisk: ((If we get crits on both Hellagaston AND Ken, we got this
Lua and Rush: Corn pairs up with Keb, because people see potential in him.
: ((Nope, thaaaat won't be neccesary
Lua and Rush: Kne*
Lua and Rush: Ken*
: Corrin does! He's paired up for this turn and the next
: What does gastonton do?
Ken M: ((Ken only has enough SP for three Ken M-obs))
Mettahella: uses Glamburst!
Frisk: ((Then we use a pie
Corrin: "So, what can you do exactly?"
: They do!
Ken M: little old me?
Corrin: "Yes."
: It does 928 damage
Ken M: oh I mostly help around the house
FFrisk: (("I've got friends!"))
Gaster: Nice!
Mettahella: Niiiice.
FFrisk: (("They help out too. Wanna see?"))
FFrisk: ((*Fans*))
Mettahella: Fuck yeah.
Frisk: "Nice!"
Corrin: "That means you're a maid, correct? Where are your knifes then?"
Ken M: also i have fans
: What does ken m do?
Ken M: but my supreme ability of course
FFrisk: Ken M better fucking SUMMON THE HORDE.
Ken M: is my love for my wife
Gaster: ((summon the horde, ken
Ken M: also I can do this its pretty cool
Mettahella: grins. He knows that he can't use too many Glambursts.
Ken M: -uses Fans-
FFrisk: ((*Elevator music*))
: Ken M uses fans...
: It doesn't crit
FFrisk: A horde of fans run in and stomp the shit out of Io before running away.
Mettahella: is confident in this.
: But it does motherfucking lord god 42700 damage
Mettahella: ...
Frisk: * OH MY FUCK
Ken M: aren't they just adorable
Frisk: * YES
Frisk: * YESSSSSS
Corrin: "Alright, I'm beginning to see why they wanted you to do this.
Frisk: "..."
Mettahella: Holy hot fuckballs.
Lua: "What."
FFrisk: "...Wow."
: Io: "Hnghh hehe..."
Mettahella: ...
Frisk: "Holy caramel ballsacks.x
Frisk: "*
Gaster: Oh my lord...
Frisk: "I told you that guy had potential."
FFrisk: ((WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD))
: Io: "Impressive..."
Rush: "What the fuck just happened?"
: ((YOU BROKE THE FINAL BATTLE
Ken M: oh darn
: ((CONGRATULATIONS
FFrisk: ((YES I FUCKING DID))
Ken M: I left my stove on at home
FFrisk: ((I FUCKING BROKE YOUR FINAL BATTLE))
Gaster: ((GG NO RE
FFrisk: ((AGAIN))
Frisk: ((THANKS KEN
FFrisk: ((I DID IT AGAIN))
Gaster: ((oh my god i'm dying
: ((FOR THE SECOND TIME
Lua and Rush: (( We're offically 2/2 for breaking the final battle of Slar's things ))
FFrisk: ((I BROKE YOUR FINAL BATTLE [u]AGAIN[/u]))
Mettahella: ((i love seeing the final battles get fucked
Frisk: ((i'm trying so hard not to laugh
Gaster: ((talk about a lethal joke character
Frisk: ((i laugh anyways
: Io looks at Gaster, he chuckles
FFrisk: ((I AM SWEATING))
Gaster: is fused u fuck
: Io: "I won't lie, that hurt like a bitch"
Lua and Rush: (( Corrin, even after his nerf, is the fucking greatest character. ))
Mettahella: ((i love your battles even though they get a bit convoluted and long
FFrisk: ((HOPEFULLY I'LL BREAK DD'S FINAL FIGHT TOO))
: Io: "Hehe..."
Mettahella: Well you are one so.
Frisk: "It should of."
FFrisk: ((I AM THE GAME BREAKER, HIGH PRIEST GAME BREAKER LAHARL))
Ken M: ((Ken M may need a minor nerf))
: Io: "You don't get it, do you?"
: ((YOU THINK))
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
Gaster: ((no fucking shit
Frisk: ((HAH
Erron: ((Back
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Lua and Rush: (( You could of just made Ken a lone ranger ))
Frisk: ((NO SHIT SHERLOCK
FFrisk: ((I THOUGHT KEN M WAS FAIR FOR A BIT))
Mettahella: Listennnnn, jujust die.
Ken M: ((Ken M just did 42700 damage))
Frisk: ((YOU DID 42,000 DAMAGE
FFrisk: ((I DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR SOMEONE ACTUALLY BUFFING HIM))
Kimmin: -Catches up with everyone, fully clad in an array of Hot Topic clothes- GUYS! WE
Gaster: ((420* 100
Kimmin: WE'RE HERE
Mettahella: ((YOU DID MORE THAN GASTON DID WHEN WE CRITTED
Lua and Rush: (( No one expects the firey inquisition! ))
Mettahella: ((DAMN SON
Frisk: ((KEN DID IT
FFrisk: ((SLARV, IF YOU EVER MAKE ANOTHER THING LIKE THIS))
Frisk: ((KEN IS BETTER THAN SUPERMAN
Mettahella: ((14200 HAS NOTHING ON KEN M
FFrisk: ((PLEASE DON'T LET ME RUIN YOUR THING AGAIN BY MAKING YOUR STATS FOR ONE CHARACTER))
Ken M: ((or do
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FFrisk: ((WE SHOULD JUST MAKE KEN M A FUCKING SUMMON))
Lua and Rush: (( I'm checking everything before July hits ))
FFrisk: ((SO THAT HE CAN'T TAG ALONG ANYMORE, BUT HE CAN AVOID A NERF))
Ken M: ((that was the best thing that ever happened to CaURPG
Erron: ((What happened?
FFrisk: ((KEN M HAPPENED))
Mettahella: ((not the shits of mercury?
: ((KEN MOTHERFUCKING M
FFrisk: ((KEN FUCKING M))
Ken M: ((Ken M did 42700 damage))
Gaster: ((ken m fucked the battle
Erron: ((WHAT!?
Frisk: ((KEN FUCKING M
FFrisk: ((I JUST CHOKED ON MY PEPSI))
: Io: "Hehe..."
Frisk: ((DON'T DIE
Gaster: ...
: Io: "What do you think is keeping them here...?"
: Io coughs
Gaster: ... You.
Mettahella: You.
Mettahella: Yyou.
Frisk: ((KEN MOTHERFUCKING M IS GONNA BE THE NEW CAU MEME
Ken M: ((advanced speed run tactics))
FFrisk: THE SHEER FORCE OF KEN M'S PERSONAL GRAVITATIONAL FIELD.
: Io: "That's right... sweetie"
Gaster: ((YOUOOOU
Mettahella: ...
Frisk: ((MAKE KEN MOTHERFUCKING M THE DESCRIPTION
Lua and Rush: (( Io controls Ken ))
Mettahella: Donnn't call me that.
Gaster: ((soldja boy tell 'em
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Lua and Rush: (( Everything "NO"
: ((ooooooooooooo
FFrisk: ((Ken M wouldn't even last on the enemy side))
Mettahella: ((<===TO BE KENTINUED===
Gaster: ((YES
Kimmin: Oh jeez... what's happening now!?
Frisk: "Don't ever call them 'sweetie'."
FFrisk: ((He can only OHKO one person, AND HE HAS 800 HP))
Ken M: (([Roundabout Intensifies]))
: ((Io does have Control
Frisk: ((Io no
Gaster: ((whoevers anon moose on the spreadsheet, ily
Frisk: ((start spamming Io no
Mettahella: ((io no
: Io's eyes flash
Gaster: ((please don't slarv
Frisk: ((Io no
Erron: ((Io No
Mettahella: ((do not
Frisk: ((IO NO
Frisk: ((IO NO
: ((Like it will do jack shit
Mettahella: ((IO NO YOU CUNT
Gaster: ((I'll draw azzy's sick outfit
FFrisk: ((KEN M CAN ONLY OHKO TWO TIMES NOW KEK))
Frisk: ((IO NO
Frisk: ((IO NO
Lua and Rush: (( I think Slar knows my plan B ))
Frisk: ((IO NO
: ((I'm just making sure he gets dialog in ;_;
Kimmin: WHAT'S HE DOING NOW!?
Frisk: ((FUCK YOU SLARV
Frisk: ((EAT A CACTUS
Mettahella: ((oh ok
Frisk: ((ok
Gaster: ((oh okay
Frisk: ((sorry
FFrisk: ((ALSO, WE HAVE LUA, WHO HAS SCANNED KEN M, SO))
: ((He kinda has to tell Gaster his sons are gon die
Lua and Rush: (( Laharl shh ))
Mettahella: ((ok
: ((Yeah, you're good
FFrisk: ((Slarv))\
FFrisk: ((Can I break your next arc?))
: Ken, and by extention Corrin, are now on Io's team
: ((Do I have a choice
Lua and Rush: "Oh Fuck"
FFrisk: ((No.))
Frisk: "Lua, you scanned Ken, right?"
Lua and Rush: "Rush, avoid the shit out of any fans"
Mettahella: Oh, come on.
Frisk: "Use the gamebreaking move, Lua!"
Ken M: oh my I feel so tingly
Lua and Rush: "I am living throught this shit"
Gaster: You've got to be kidding.
Mettahella: Fffufuck off.
: Io: "Hehe... Gaaaster..."
Mettahella: ((today, we see hellaton get more done with this shit
Lua and Rush: Lua -Copies Ken's fans-
: Io: "You'd better say your goodbyes..."
Mettahella: ...
Gaster: ... I know.
: Io: "Bye bye..."
Gaster: They're going to be gone, aren't they?
Frisk: "Io, don't even."
: Io is trampled to death by ken m fans
Frisk: ".."
Kimmin: Oh...
Ken M: oh ok
Mettahella: wanted to do that
Gaster: ...
Frisk: "RKOed."
Ken M: -blinks-
FFrisk: (ASHES TO ASHES))
FFrisk: ((DUST TO DUST))
: You feel the castle shaking
Kimmin: Good shit, good shit, that's some good shit right there!
FFrisk: ((KEN M TO KEN M))
Gaster: that's it?/
Mettahella: ...
: The End of the World, Part 2 [] disconnected.
Ken M: what a fun family excursion
Frisk: ((FAMILIAR FACES
Gaster: \that's it\
Frisk: ((WORN DOWN PLACES
Gaster: runs to find his sons, unfusing.
Frisk: ((FUCKING KEN MMMMMM
Ken M: ((Ashes to ashes, funk to funky))
Gaster: ((ashes to ashes, ken to m
: The End of the World, Part 2 [] joined chat.
Ken M: ((we know major tom's a junkie
Lua: "That was kind of anti-climatic."
Mettahella: follows, still fused together.
Ken M: ((yada yada yada David Bowie
: Pap and Sans are standing back, away from the battle, as is the rest of Deadtale
Gaster: Sans? Papyrus?
: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] changed the topic to "And the lord set untoth to masses in his holy dialect, "Ashes to Ashes, Ken to M.""
: Saas: "dad?"
: Saas: "what just happened...?"
Mettahella: ((<===FUCKING KEN M===
FFrisk: ((Slar, do you have the alt r-FUCK WE CAN;T DO IT))
Gaster: hugs his sos close. "Nothing you need to worry about. I just..."
FFrisk: ((WE NEVER USED 'KEN M ON....'))
FFrisk: ((SO WE CAN'T DO IT))
Gaster: ((*sons
Ken M: ((Ken M joins CAU and within three days ruins everything ))
: ((LETS DO IT ANYWAY
Ken M: ((NO
: they hug back
FFrisk: ((GET YOUR ALT OUT AND PASTEBIN))
Gaster: ((DO NOT
MettatonSEX: -takes control of the fusion, to keep Hellaton out of this.-
Mettahella: ...
FFrisk: ((Jk don't do it))
Gaster: starts to sniffle a little.
Ken M: ((Ken M on breaking games
Gaster: I'm not ready to say goodbye.
Ken M: ((besides this wouldn't be funny for literally anyone else
: Pap: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
Mettahella: crouches down. "...It's hard. I know..."
Gaster: chuckles a little.
Gaster: You... you're going to have to go soon.
Ken M: -starts to sidle in to ruin the moment-
Gaster: But... I never got the chance to say this.
Gaster: I love you. I always will.
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.
Gaster: ... Goodbye.
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.
Frisk: ".."
Ken M: ((well I have a backstory for the CaU iteration of KenM))
: Sans: "..."
Frisk: * She bows to pay respects.
Ken M: ((fucking kill me))
: Sans: "i love you too, dad.."
Gaster: ((gaster: *breaks the mercy button* *ASGORE starts playing*
Mettahella: bows to pay respects.
Frisk: ((10/10
: Sans: "goodbye..."
Gaster: starts to flat out wail.
FFrisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/BUAVs1I.jpg ))
Frisk: ((Gaster wails like an air raid siren
: Pap hugs him tighter, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
Kimmin: ... -They look at Gaster- [sub]Man, I feel bad for him...[/sub]
: "I FEEL FINE, DAD!"
Ken M: ((Ken M: -breaks the mercy button- -death metal starts playing-))
Gaster: ...
Gaster: W-what?
: The castle rumbles again
: "NOTH-"
: Papyrus is interrupted by dissipating into a black mist
Frisk: ".. Goodbye."
: Sans does, as well
Lua and Rush: remain silent.
Ken M: huh they're gone
: As does Toriel who was also Deadtale but nobody gives a shit about her
Ken M: no bones about it
Kimmin: . . .
Gaster: just breaks down.
Mettahella: pats Gaster's back, gently. "...It's... it's going to be okay...."
: The castle rumbles more
Frisk: * She hugs Gaster.
Gaster: ... They're gone, they're gone...
Frisk: ".. It will be okay. We're here for you."
Mettahella: is back to being two-sided.
FFrisk: FFrisk quietly pats Gaster on the back. "...We have to go..."
Kimmin: -they walk up to Gaster, patting his back- . . .
Frisk: * She lets go.
Mettahella: Wwe'll always be there fofor you.
Frisk: "We have to leave and move on. For them."
Gaster: But... they know I'm going to miss them. Let's go, I can cry later.
Lua and Rush: both nod.
Frisk: "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's skedaddle."
Mettahella: sets down a hand. "Come on, darling. At east let me give you a proper hug as we go."
Ken M: ((CaU Ken M is a high-tier reality warper who was sent to protect the CaU squad without them realizing))
: The castle begins to fall apart
Gaster: frowns. "As long as we're getting out of here."
Gaster: Let's go!
Kimmin: -heads for the exit-
Gaster: hops into Mettahella's hand.
Frisk: * She begins to run.
Lua and Rush: -Rush swings out of the castle ahead, but Lua seems to be lagging behind. With his motion freezing up for a second every 5-10 seconds-
FFrisk: She starts slowly walking out of the castle, she stops at where Chester was.
Frisk: * Actually, no, she hops onto the hand.
Ken M: ((He knows that if all the characters randomly die the forces that move the universe will rage quit and the world will stutter to a halt))
FFrisk: She quietly takes a few of the crow's feathers from when it exploded, and continues leaving the castle, slowly.
Ken M: -stays there-
Gaster: Wait!
FFrisk: I mean, she can't exactly run because her legs are weaker than wet toothpicks.
Gaster: Someone help Lua and FFrisk!
Frisk: "Yeah!"
Mettahella: brings Gaster close to his chest, pressing the skel close with a gentle pressure as he starts to leave... before scooping up Lua and FFrisk.
FFrisk: "...? Oh don't mind me, i'll be fine..." Although she gets scooped anyway.
Mettahella: We aren't gonna let anyone die!
FFrisk: "...Okay then...
Ken M: I'm staying here
Lua: -Simply phases through the hand before it picked him up. Something seems very wrong-
: The castle crumbles in on itself behind you, you should probably speed it up a bit
Ken M: you know what they say, a mans castle is his home
Erron: ((This song goes so well with this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV10oOQOGho ))
Mettahella: busts out, before realizing...
Gaster: ...
Mettahella: Shit! Lua!
FFrisk: "...Grab Rush, if we get rush out..."
Frisky: ((They look up at Earth. "Oh, look at that. The castle is gone."
Kimmin: We just destroyed a man's home then!
FFrisk: "...He's phasing out...something to dO WITH his past self?"
Frisky: (("Not like we're going back anyways."
Gaster: grinds his teeth. "Rush is out!"
: Rocks fall
MageVaati: (Fuck, now I know he's there.)
FFrisk: ((*Laharl taps on the window, as he's still on the outside of the rocket*))
FFrisk: "..."
: The roof collapses
Ken M: -lies down-
FFrisk: FFrisk left her tea set behind. Oh...that was a gift from some friends.
Kimmin: SHIT! WE GOTTA FUCKIN GOOOO!
: The black materials begin disappearing, wall by wall
Frisky: (("Fuck you, Laharl."))
FFrisk: There goes her silver teaset. ANd by friends I mean they were looted from the corpses of the dead.
Gaster: -GO-
Gaster: GO GO GO
Mettahella: is GOING
FFrisk: (("Sorry, I don't do the whole sex thing."))
Lua: -Is still running, but phasing out of reality every few seconds-
: A shard of ceiling narrowly misses your face
Kimmin: AAAAAAAAA!
FFrisk: FFrisk doesn't blink.
Frisky: (("That's not what I mean. Go use your ink as lube."
Chime: (("The alien orgy's done tho"
FFrisk: ((Lua should just phase through the rocks then))
Lua: "What t______ ____lllll?!?"
Ken M: -yawns-
Mettahella: Iiii'm sorrrrrry... w-we couldn't...
Frisky: ((True.
Ken M: -stretches out and naps-
Frisk: "..."
Mettahella: ...
MageVaati: (Eh, I'm staying here.)
Frisk: "It's over."
Lua: "_____OOO_____OO___"
Frisky: (("Me too."
Frisky: (("I like Mars."
: Lua and Rush [Lua and Rush] is now Rush [Rush].
Lua: -The screams seem to end-
FFrisk: (("I don't even have any Ink!"))
Mettahella: holds FFrisk and Gaster close.
: The castle shakes even more
: It starts to implode
FFrisk: "...He's gone..."
Mettahella: is long gone from the castle
Gaster: ... No...
FFrisk: ((KEN M SAVE LUA GOGOGOGOGOG))
Mettahella: I... couldn't save him...
Chime: ((mars is the best they treat us like royalty here
: And just like that, the castle is gone
Kimmin: -Is fucking BOLTING!- RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!
FFrisk: ((Gaster: "WHY DOES EVERY CASTLE WE STEP INTO FUCKING EXPLODE?"))
Frisky: (("I know, right?"
Rush: has been out of the castle for awhile.
FFrisk: (("FIRST IT WAS RUNNER, NOW THIS BULLSHIT!"))
: You have saved the world
Mettahella: ...
Ken M: -was napping until he castle-
FFrisk: Correction: Ken M saved the world.
Ken M: *in tbe
Mettahella: Weeeee saved the world...
Mettahella: helped
Frisk: * She eventually stops to catch her breath.
Ken M: -RIP-
: The End of the World, Part 2 [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Kimmin: -Runs into a wall in the bar-
Frisk: "W-we did.."
Rush: "Hey guys, took you long enough"
Ken M: -was waiting for you in the bar-
Frisk: * She finally reaches the bar, and collapses.
Kimmin: OW MY FUCKIN' FACE!
Frisk: * Out of exhaustion.
Smol Asriel: is there, in a pillow fort
Mettahella: reaches the bar, and sets both passengers down.
FFrisk: She just stares out at the ruins. Just, staring.
Smol Asriel: ((Alright, the end
Ken M: lazy people today taking rockets and such
FFrisk: She's staring out the anydoor at the ruins.
Ken M: walking daily promotes a healthy heart
Smol Asriel: ((I'm not gonna do plot for quite a while
FFrisk: Just sitting there, and staring. "...Lua."
Hyper: * He helped with that pillow fort.
Gaster: is set
Frisk: ((that was
Erron: ((AWESOME
Mettahella: ((i loved that arc, the fights are a bit long but i liked it
Frisk: ((wonderful
Frisk: ((same as mv
Mettahella: ((that was kickass
FFrisk: ((WELL THE LAST ONE SURE AS HELL WASN'T LONG))
Mettahella: ((ok yeah but
Frisk: ((it kicked ass
FFrisk: ((THANKS TO YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GAMEBREAKER))
Ken M: ((Slarvath, does that mean [i]the thing?[i/]))
Rush: "What happened?"
Gaster: ((10/10 would ken m again
Ken M: ((I'm legitimately a moron
Ken M: ((*[i]the thing[/i]
Jamie (Judas): -He walks up to Kimmin- Well it seems you two... errr, you, had fun.
Smol Asriel: ((We can do [i] the thing [/i] tomorrow, but I go on vacation tuesday
Frisk: * She gets up, wobbles a bit, and orders some water.
Kimmin: Yeah... you can unfuse us now.
Ken M: ((PM me
Frisk: * She drinks the entire glass.
Smol Asriel: ((Get ur ass in PMs
Mettahella: sits down outside the bar, letting loose a robotic sigh.
Jamie (Judas): You wanted to be unfused? Shit...
FFrisk: FFrisk just stares out the anydoor, she's gonna be doing that for a while. Best to leave her alone.
Smol Asriel: pokes his snoot out of the fort, "W-what's going on?"
Kimmin: Jamie... what are you talking about!?
Jamie (Judas): -Warps out-
Mettahella: Oh hhholy fufuck that was exhilarating.
Gaster: sits next to Mettahella.
Gaster: Well.
Rush: walks into the bar, slightly panicked and looking around for someone.
Gaster: That was certainly something.
Kimmin: JAMIE YOU FUCKER!
Hyper: "Looks like that castle has been taken care of."
Mettahella: I'm sorry we couldn't save Lua.
Frisk: * She walks back outside, breathing heavily from so much runningggg
Rush: "WHAT"
Frisk: "I-I know, right?"
Mettahella: Wwe did what we cocould... I'm sorrrrry...
Smol Asriel: ((Actually
Frisk: ((Slarv: fuck you
: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.
Rush: "I..... just...WHAT?"
Smol Asriel: ((Shit he left
Mettahella: He... he phased out of our... my... hand... ugh...
FFrisk: The bar door opens.
Frisk: ".. Nobody could do anything."
FFrisk: In walks a girl, she'd be pretty if her mouth wasn't fucking covered in someone's blood.
: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [Mary].
Frisk: ((meanwhile i'm over here planning a silly, fun arc
Mary: "...Damn, I missed one hell of a fun time."
Rush: "Phased out...?"
Mettahella: ...
Mettahella: Like a ghost.
Mettahella: .....
Rush: "[sub]no no no no NO[/sub]"
Frisk: "Y-yeah, I think I saw tha-- .."
Mettahella: I'm sorry...
Rush: hits a nearby wall.
Frisk: "Are you okay?"
Frisk: ".."
Mettahella: Wewewe couldn't... do anythiiing...
Frisk: "If I may ask this again, are you okay?"
Mary: "...Okay, i'm going to walk out, and come back when you all aren't going nuts."
Rush: "This... is my fault then, isn't it..."
: Moose? Probably. [Ken M] joined chat.
Mary: "I'mma go grab another bite, i'm hungry for seconds."
Mettahella: ...
Mary: *Tap Tap Ta Tap, squeaaaak, door shut.8
Rush: "I'm not supposed to be here."
Gaster: ... I wouldn't say that it's entirely your fault.
Rush: "I fucked up everything"
Mettahella: ...Rush. Time bullshit happens. I get it.
Rush: "Now I'm dead here, and who knows what other fuck ups are going to happen now"
Frisk: "This isn't your fault."
Mettahella: Exactly.
Frisk: "Blame the multiverse."
Mettahella: The mmmultiverse is a bibitch sometimes.
Frisk: "Yeah!"
Gaster: Like I said, it all works in mysterious ways.
: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.
Kimmin: -Walks up to Rush- Look at it this way... now you have a second chance at life... you can change your future!
Rush: is shaking now. "Me changing the future is what fucked up everything in the first place"
: Moose? Probably. [Ken M] joined chat.
Mettahella: ...
Frisk: "From what I've seen, the multiverse fluctuates from good and bad and inbetween."
Kimmin: Errrm...
Rush: (( Also I just realized, are we just going to say the fusion picked up Corrin too? ))
Mettahella: ((oh, yeah,
: Barzan [Barzan] joined chat.
Mettahella: ((forgot about corn shhh
Mettahella: ((corn lives
Frisk: ((#longlivethecorn
Mettahella: set Corrin down too btw
Mary: ((Lol what if someone fused with FFrisk and actually downgraded))
Barzan: ((but Im not corn
Mary: ((Like their limbs got WEAKER because of FFrisk's horrible physical state))
Mettahella: ((lol
: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.
Frisk: ((yep
Rush: "I don't know what to do now"
: Moose? Probably. [Ken M] joined chat.
Frisk: * She gets up. "I-I.. I need to rest for a bit."
Mary: ((Grats you got four limbs but they all hurt like hell, you've got a forever case of Arthritis, and your second half is so meek you basically have full control))
Smol Asriel: has his snoot out the pillow fort
Mary: ((You might as well have stayed unfused))
Mettahella: Alright.
Frisk: "Good evening, everybody."
Ken M: ((sorry bout that my internet was snorting blow off a hooker's ass))
Frisk: * She summons an Anydoor, walks through it, and the Anydoor disappears.
Mettahella: gently boops Frisk's head. "Goodnight."
Mettahella: ((message delay ggggh
Smol Asriel: ((B
: Mettahella's connection timed out.
Frisk: * When the boop happened, she smiled.
Ken M: ((ye
: Mettahella [Mettahella] joined chat.
Kimmin: M-Maybe you should get somethin' to drink?
Frisk: * Then she walked out.
Ken M: ((Ken M
Smol Asriel: ((I forgot I had a concert tomorrow
Gaster: sighs.
Ken M: ((Ken N
Gaster: then lets loose a sob.
Ken M: ((Kem N
Frisk: ((gn everybody
Smol Asriel: ((Do it later and shit
Smol Asriel: ((gn
Mettahella: ((gn
Rush: "Do you really think Alcohol is the greatest of solutions after watching yourself die?"
Ken M: ((Kimmin
Ken M: ((gn
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.
Mary: She yells, muffled, through the bar door.
Mary: "Alcohol is always the greatest of solutions!"
Ken M: ((ok
Kimmin: We-- err, I'd do it...
Ken M: ((Thursday good for you?
Rush: "Fuck off!"
Mary: When you consider it, she's controlled by her father 19 hours a day who forces her to constantly injure herself. She's probably a huge fucking alcoholic.
Gaster: isn't being elegant, or cute. He's just bawling, and it looks super gross.
Rush: is slowly going crazy from this.
Smol Asriel: ((Ye
Ken M: ((well it doesn't work for me
Ken M: ((how about Friday
Mettahella: scoops Gaster back up, holding him close. "Gaster... I'm sorry... there wasn't anything we could do."
Kimmin: HEY! I've died many times! You fuck off!
Smol Asriel: ((Fucking scrub
Gaster: I-I know...
Smol Asriel: ((You know I have no life just pick a day
Rush: "I wasn't talking to you, you fucking idiot...."
Ken M: ((tomorrow
Smol Asriel: ((you little bitch
Kimmin: Oh, sorry.
Smol Asriel: ((Friday
Ken M: ((k
Gaster: I just... I just...
Mettahella: Iiiit's alriright... everything's goinnng to be okay.
Gaster: They knew... They know I love them.
Rush: "No. you don't just tell me to fuck off right after what just happened."
Gaster: They know I'm going to miss them.
Rush: "You got through this will no fucking punishment."
Mettahella: ...Just let it all out.
Erron: ((OVERWATCH RELEASES TOMMOROW!
Ken M: -just kinda looks around-
Rush: "I'm now stuck here, regretting whatever happens next"
Smol Asriel: has his snoot poked out of a pillow fort
Ken M: ((FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))
Ken M: ((idk if you can tell but I'm excited))
Kimmin: We-- Err, I'm stuck in a fusion...
Rush: "What's worse? I'm now just a target. If I die, the future fucks up more"
Mary: II https://soundcloud.com/nonplayablerecords/npc-title-theme-the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-hoppy-remix ))
Mary: ((Heres some victory music))
Mettahella: Lllelet it all out... ittt's alright.
Rush: "OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY! I REALLY CARE THAT YOU'RE JUST STUCK WITH SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT SORT OF"
Kimmin: ...
: Barzan's connection timed out.
Mary: Mary steps back in.
Gaster: lets loose a pathetic whine.
Rush: is shaking violently now.
Mary: "...So, everything is STILL going to shit."
Mettahella: hugs Gaster close.
Mary: She walks past Rush. "Kid, go back to your lab, cause I gaurantee you nobody here is going to be able to help you."
Ken M: ((fuck I can't think of a funny
Mettahella: ((mary is fuckin ruthless
Gaster: It's going to hurt...
Mettahella: I know.
Mettahella: Wwe know.
Rush: can't speak after that comment.
Smol Asriel: sniffs
Mary: "You lost your future self, tough shit. Go find someone who is capable of giving a shit. Like a person from wherever you are."
Kimmin: I just came here to comfort you... dick. -walks to the bar-
Ken M: -looks at Mary-
Mettahella: Wwwe'll both be ththere for you.
Gaster: ... I know.
Mettahella: We promise.
Mary: Mary goes over to the bar. "Fire guy, Grillbz, I never got your name so i'm assuming its a grill pun."
Grillby: He nods.
Mary: "I need the toughest alcohol you got." Ironically, Mary is not a night person.
Rush: punches the code into the lab, and leaves. He is still violently shaking.
Mary: So you could say he RUSHED out of here.
Ken M: ((brb
Grillby: -He pauses, then brings out some moonshine. It's probably got a very high and very illegal alcohol content.-
Smol Asriel: ((SO SOMEONE ON THE LISA DISCORD JUST DROPPED THIS SCREENIE
Mary: She tosses a fucking ASSLOAD of G onto the counter.
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/lPPDyaB.gifv
Mettahella: Soft buzzes and clicks of robotics can be heard from Gaster's position.
Mary: "Don't ask where I got it and I won't ask where you got the moonshine?" She asks nicely.
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/vfiAoLy.gifv
: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.
Mary: ((OH MY GOD ITS ADORABLE))
Grillby: -He takes this ASSLOAD of g and shoves it [s]up his ass[/s] into the cashbox and nods.-
Smol Asriel: ((UPCOMING MOD
Mary: ((LIL' LNCOLN))
Gaster: squirms a little, still sobbing.
: Rush [Rush] is now ??? [???].
Mary: She proceeds to make like a vampire named mabel, and drinks herself under the table.
Mettahella: releases the soft pressure. "Darling? Do you need anything?"
Gaster: ...
Gaster: ((gaster: i need to pee
Gaster: Not really...
???: watches from the bar window, still phasing in and out of reality. He's not recognizable at this point.
Mettahella: ((mettahella: you dont have a bladder or other renal organs
Mettahella: Oh...
: A [] joined chat.
Gaster: ((gaster: I'll make some
: (( My name a chef ))
Mettahella: Dddo you wawant anything?
Gaster: ... I don't know.
: A [] disconnected.
Mettahella: ...
Mettahella: Do you want me to just keep holding you?
Mary: https://soundcloud.com/nonplayablerecords/npc-title-theme-the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-hoppy-remix WHY THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO THIS ))
Mary: Like, theres loud gulping noises. Thats how much she is chugging
Gaster: That would be nice.
Mary: *gLUG GLUG GLU GLU G GLUG GLUG GLUG*
???: ends up walking through the window he was looking through.
Mettahella: resumes the soft pressure, holding Gaster as close to his chest as possible without hurting him. His hands are soft.
Mary: Mary looks at him.
Mettahella: Is this good?
Mary: "...You smell like that robot guy."
Gaster: Yeah.
Mettahella: Okay.
???: "Nice __ see ___'s ho_ yo_ recognize so_______.
Mettahella: 's chest vibrates a little when he speaks, because the speaker is there.
Gaster: MMmh...
Mary: "I've got really good senses, especially at night."
???: "Fair ______"
Mary: "So, why are you talking like leetspeak on crack?"
???: "Do ___ really ______ I ha__ __ntrol ov__ this?"
Mary: "No, but anyways...your little buddy, Mush or something, was pissing a fit."
Mary: "He's back at your lab."
Kimmin: ...
???: "______ not ____ I can __ now"
Mary: "Err..."
Mary: "Mind repeating that?"
Mary: "Theres not much I can do now?"
Mettahella: ...Darling... does this feel nice at all for you? I want to make sure this isn't just nice for... the two of me.
???: "There's ___ much _ ___ do ___"
Gaster: It's nice.
Mary: She shrugs.
Mettahella: Alright, good.
Mary: "Anyways, what do you need, to, y'know, fix this."
Smol Asriel: ((https://u.pomf.is/ccreze.webm
Smol Asriel: ((HAAALE SHEIT
Mary: "I kinda owe you after I punched you through a wall..."
Smol Asriel: ((I wanna draw some shit
Smol Asriel: ((Pick a chapter
Mettahella: We... wwe both lilike holding you cllllose like ththis...
Smol Asriel: ((And I will draw the boss
???: "Do ___ know ___ time ______ works?"
Gaster: And I like you both.
???: "God ____ this ______ is _____ _______"
Mettahella: A soft, audible whirr can be heard, as it causes a faint vibration in the fusion's body.
Gaster: giggles.
Mettahella: And we both like you.
Mary: "..I know a bit of time, we tried to kinda erase the sun from the timestream once.":
Gaster: I... I'm feeling bettle.
Gaster: *better
???: "A ___ more _______ than ____"
Mettahella: Good...
Mettahella: Ththat's good.
Mary: "I mean, I could probably ask my Dad...he would probably beat the hell out of me if I tried, but I would get the info."
Mary: "Whatcha need?"
???: "But that ________ will ____"
Gaster: ... Do you want to make plans for tomorrow?
Mettahella: Mmh? What kind of plans?
Mary: "...I dunno what you said, but it would work."
Gaster: We could go to the farmer's market... maybe the beach...
Smol Asriel: ((._.
Mary: ((Alright, fuck it, i'll suggest it))
Mary: ((Draw Nado and Eclipse))
???: "I'll ____ more later _____. There's _____ I'm fully ______ out"
Mettahella: Jjujust... um... hhhanging outtt?
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna draw a sprite from my game
Smol Asriel: ((*for
Gaster: ... Okay. I kind of wanted to take the kids out to do something, but...
Smol Asriel: ((Pick a chapter
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Smol Asriel: ((I'll draw the boss
???: "But I ______ be _____, alright?"
Mary: (("I'll talk more later. Theres ??? im fully phased out))
Gaster: ((draw ken m
Mettahella: Oh, that'd be nice.
Mary: ((Alright, chapter two))
Ken M: ((ok I'm back
Mettahella: ((chapter three
Smol Asriel: ((Three it is, I already did 2
???: ((times))
Ken M: -snaps back to reality-
Mary: She shrugs, and offers Lua her bottle. "Need a drink?"
Ken M: ((vintage CaU meme right there))
Gaster: ((why do i have an open tab of eren jeager
Smol Asriel: ((I had the most vintage memes tonight
???: before he can accept the bottle, he's out for now.
Smol Asriel: ((brb
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Mettahella: We can just... have a day to relax.
Gaster: nods.
Mettahella: ((bc azzy
Ken M: ((well I created a mémé so fuck you too))
Gaster: ((OH RIGHT
Gaster: ((I DREW THAT
Mary: ((Were you planning some Jaeger Bombs))
Mary: "...Damn, thought I might've been able to get him drunk."
???: (( I don't know how I will pull this off until July, but I will do it ))
Mary: [sub]"Would've made a nice thrall..."[/sub]
Gaster: ((also i just rememberd titan!eren looks like buff waluigi
Ken M: alcohol is the fool's refuge
???: (( Wait WHAT ))
???: (( I need to see this ))
Gaster: ((without a mustache but the ears and nose
Mary: ((The biggest thing about Titan Eren to me))
Mettahella: Oh, I could show the kids the new Pokémon I got... I have a few very pretty darlings.
Mary: ((Are those FUCKING HIPS YOU CAN SLICE BREAD WITH THOSE THINGS))
???: (( OH MY GOD ))
Mettahella: ((hellatons are better
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Mettahella: ((my favorite bit is the mouth ngl
Smol Asriel: ((Wait WHAT
Smol Asriel: ((Azzy has been drawn?
Mettahella: Sylveon is arguably the cutest.
Kimmin: . . .
Ken M: ((they're all getting wet over some anime character
Mary: (( http://pre07.deviantart.net/28fa/th/pre/i/2015/056/3/1/sassy_rogue_titan_by_pyc_art-d8jgy5g.png ))
???: (( where is the edit where it adds Waluigi's nose/ears/mustache to Eren? ))
Gaster: Mmmh...
Gaster: ((idk i know there was one
???: (( we need to find that relic ))
Ken M: it's a good thing you all landed safely on earth
Ken M: if you hit too hard you could have made a big hole and let al the gravity out
Mettahella: ...Darling? Is it alright if I kiss you?
Mary: ((Is there a way to just))
Mary: ((Download))
Mary: ((An entire fanfiction))
Mary: ((To your computer))
Gaster: ((i know on ao3 there is
Gaster: nods. "Go right ahead."
Mary: ((I need some fucking reading for my 9 hour car ride))
Ken M: ((Yes it's called writing one yourself ya jackass))
Mettahella: lifts Gaster up to his lips, and presses a big, soft smooch to the skeleton.
Ken M: ((Jk jk
Mary: ((Chime toss me a good long fanfic))
Mary: ((Interesting one))
Gaster: giggles.
Gaster: ((I don't really read fanfic though
Mary: ((I thought you did))
Mary: ((Fuck))
Mary: ((I gotta search myself then))
Gaster: ((uh what's that really good undertale one
Ken M: be careful, scientific studies have shown that teeth have a bad effect on lips
Gaster: ((i think it was called one by one?
Mary: ((I know that one))
Mary: Mary stumbles over to happy fam.
Mettahella: ((it's called writing one yourself and not finishing it for a year after and it's still not done i started that back in senior year
Mary: "Yooo, anyone wanna...drink!"
Mettahella: ...
Gaster: Not really.
Mettahella: Iiiii dodon't drink.
Ken M: -was talking to Gaston there-
Mary: "Goooood, i'm hungry now..."
Mettahella: is ignoring Ken M, the Hella side is.
Mary: "Anyone know where...some,,uhh...good food is?"
Gaster: Do you like burgers?
Ken M: a bunch of scientists went into a room and bit their lips; nine out of ten said it hurt
Mary: "No...not THAT kinda food."
Mary: "The bloody kind, y'know."
Mettahella: uses one hand to point to the bar RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO HIM
Mettahella: ...
Mary: "Y'know."
Mary: "Y'knowwhat I meaaaan"
Mettahella: You're a vampire.
Ken M: eating rare steaks is a sign of danger
Mary: She smiles, showing off fangs. "No shiiit sherlock!~"
Mary: "Did the...zzz...reflections in the mirrors not give it away!" She laughs like thats the funniest joke ever.
Gaster: Haven't seen one of you in a while.
Mary: She doens't even have mirror reflections.
Mettahella: grins, showing his interlocking teeth. That was Mettaton right there.
Mary: Note she isn't gonna remember ANY of this.
Ken M: if you eat all the rare steaks all we'll have left is common steaks
Mettahella: They're very sharp.
Mary: So these people are gonna know she's secretly a twilight character.
Mary: Mary smiles wider...
Ken M: ((EEW
Mary: And her front teeth pull a toothless and abruptly grow sharper.
Ken M: ((oh you meant metaphorically
Mettahella: ((steak jokes are a rare medium well done
Mary: (Yeah))
Mary: Rule 16:NEVER GO FULL TWILIGHT
Mary: "Know any...less than nice peeeople hereeee?"
Mary: "Ooones you wouldn't miiind...say...loosing a liter of blood....hah..."
Mettahella: Anyway. The Underground is kind of barren, but America still exists.
Ken M: fun fact
Mettahella: Mmmettaton nnno...
Mettahella: Mettaton yes.
Ken M: blood is red because it comes from Mars, the red planet
Mary: "FuuuUUUUCK that! I ain't walking to america..."
MageVaati: (No it doesn't)
Mary: "England for the wiiin!" She sounds like the girl from Hellsing.
Gaster: America's right over our heads.
Mettahella: .......
Mettahella: Um.
Mettahella: England's kind of..... gone.
Mary: ((WAIT I CAN JUST DOWNLOAD HP AND THE METHODS OF RATIONALITY))
Mary: "..."
Mary: "God bless our noble queen...long live her leeevity...."
Ken M: all red things come from Maes, like roses, insects, and those plastic cups you get at parties
Mettahella: The population kinda got fucked over.
Gaster: ((if it's on ao3, yes
Mary: She's off into drunken singing.
Ken M: *Mars
Mettahella: puts a fingertip to her face, and probably half her chest.. "Sh."
Mettahella: You're off-key.
Ken M: if I was a vampire hunter I'd make it my job to make sure vampires never see the light of day
Mettahella: ...
Gaster: ((i'm watching a clip from the attack on titan live action movie and this one titan stands up with a look that says "bitch you thought"
Mary: She stops.
Mary: Turns to Ken M.
Mary: "For your information, we DON'T see the light of day. We don't sparkle, we burn the fucking ashes."
Ken M: ((The joke
Ken M: ((Mary's head
Mettahella: ((i laughed
Mary: "Like. Dust. Seconds."
Mettahella: ...That's the joke.
Mary: ((Mary isn't a humor person))
Mary: "..."
Mary: "....FUCK"
Ken M: vampire hunting isn't a joke
Mettahella: The joke went so far over yourvhead it hit my waist.
Mary: "I mean COME ON...even my daaad has better humor than that!"
Mary: Her ear chip beeps on.
Ken M: it's a dangerous business full of trickery and deceit
Mary: "Yes, I do. Thank you for standing up for me Mary."
Gaster: No, it hit your head.
Mary: "FUCK YOuuuuuu"
Mettahella: ...
Mary: "Mary, please, punch yourself in the face."
Mary: *SMACK*
Mary: The chip beeps off.
Mary: "Seeeee? Humor!"
Mettahella: quickly kisses Gaster to shoosh him.
Mettahella: Shh.
Mary: "Imma..imma...go find someone to feed on..."
Ken M: i wish my father was around to punch me in the face
Mary: She tries to make it to the door, and trips.
Mettahella: ...
Mary: And slides.
Gaster: giggles a little.
Mary: Drunken Vampire Problems.
Mary: Her chip beeps on again.
Kimmin: -mumbling about Jamie being a dick-
Mettahella: chuckles,mthe deep laugh seeming to reverbrate through his body.
Mary: "Mary, you are far too intoxicated as my progeny, I am removing the alcoholic inhibitions from your system, and then you will slam your face against the table."
Ken M: he prefers kicking though
Gaster: Aaaah, you're so cute like this!
Mettahella: !
Mary: *ZZZZZZZZAP* "What the fuck did I just do WAIT NO THATS A TABLE" *SMASH*
Mettahella: blushes a bit, as a steam cloud puffs into the air.
Mary: ((OH SHIT I REALIZED WHAT JOKE I NEED TO MAKE))
Mary: ((JUMPER CABLES)0
Mary: ((FUCKING JUMPER CABLES))
Ken M: it's about time you learned that alcohol is merely a fool's recluse
Ken M: ((YES
Mary: "...Fuck."
Mary: She stands up. "...How drunk was I?"
Mary: "I don't remember anything, sorry if I tried to kill anyone."
Mettahella: Shitfaced.
Gaster: hugs his giant husband... boyfriend. "Pretty damn drunk."
Ken M: it's the hidey-hole of the less-endowed
Mary: She seems to feel around her mouth for a second, realizes her fangs are showing, and hides them. "...Yeah, Humans aren't that great at alcohol, yeah."
Mary: "Humans."
Mettahella: whirrs. "Darl--wwing, you're ssso cucute..." \Did you make us say "darlwing"\ \im sorry\ \Holy shit that was cute\
Ken M: I'm sick and tired of all these vampires complaining about human problems
Mary: "..."
Gaster: Awww, no! You're cuter!
Mettahella: ((3 months ive waited to make the darlwing pun
Ken M: maybe they need to work a nine to five job to see what it's like
Mary: "Yeah, uhh, me too. Bro." She pats Ken M on the back, hoping that was a coincidence.
Gaster: ((watching undertale corruptions when SUDDENLY: http://prntscr.com/b7atxc
Mary: Bitch she works 19 hours.
Mary: OH WAIT 9 TO FIVE
Mary: HAH
Mary: NICE
Mettahella: Noooo, you are.
Gaster: You just said Darlwing!
Mary: She feels around her face again.
Mettahella: Not on purpooooose I mamade a mistaShhhh, that was cute--ggggguys!
Mary: "Ugh, I hate the taste of my own blood, tastes like pennies..."
Ken M: ((Laharl you just got Ken M'd))
Mary: ((YES I DID))
Mettahella: ((KEN FUCKING M
Mary: ((I'd like to say one more time that I FUCKING BROKE THE GAME AGAIN KEK))
Gaster: laughs.
Mettahella: blushes harder.
Mary: "...So, what did I do while I was shitfaced?"
Mary: [sub]"Damn i'm hungry."[/sub]
Gaster: You sang a britain song.
Smol Asriel: continues to have his snootle out
Mary: "...I don't even live there anymore. Why did I sing a british song?"
Ken M: -moseys on over near the goat-
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Ken M: ah the pillow fort, the soft cuddly counterpart of war fortifications
Gaster: Because you wanted to, I think.
Mettahella: I kinda mentioned how it was gone.
Mary: "...England is GONE?"
Mary: "Damn."
Mary: "...Damn."
Mary: "Damn..."
Mary: "...Damn..."
Mettahella: Yeah.
Mettahella: Sssorry...
Ken M: -guesses the goat isn't going to talk to him-
Mettahella: It happened when we returned from the moon.
Mary: "It's fine, not my England anyway."
Mettahella: Oh.
Ken M: -goes to sleep because it's goddamn Monday-
Mary: "...Anything else?" She needs to know whether or not she spilled everything.
Mettahella: ..Say, did I ever get your name?
Mettahella: Iii'm sorry I... I foforgot....
Mary: "..."
Mary: "Marielle Denise Lance."
Mary: "Everyone just calls me Mary though."
Mettahella: Ah.
Smol Asriel: ((WAIT
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
Smol Asriel: ((I WAS SPRITING
Mary: ((Subtle pick at her having a really old name.))
Mary: ((I wonder why))\
Gaster: yawns a little.
Smol Asriel: "H-huh..?"
Mettahella: Well, I'm... well, right now we're Mettahella and we're half Mettaton, half Hellaton.
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Mettahella: ...Gggaster? Are you alllllright?
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
Smol Asriel: ((YOU LITTLE SHIT
Mary: (( http://prntscr.com/b7avrn I'm ready ))
Gaster: Yeah, I'm fine.
Mettahella: Tired?
Gaster: Yeah.
Mettahella: ...Do you mind if we... um... try something a bit different?
Mary: "I'm not tired at all..." I wonder why
Gaster: Oh?
Mettahella: I kind of have wanted to, uh, hold you close to my chest, sorta like I... we did when we were hugging you... and just....... s-surround you with me.... this is really dumb I'm sorry...
Mettahella: hides his face in one set of hands.
Gaster: ... Uh, okay.
Mettahella: ...I don't want to do it if you don't want to though...
Gaster: You can go ahead.
Mettahella: You're sure?
Mary: She's now bored, and hungry.
Gaster: Positive.
Mary: She contemplates feeding on that girl who keeps staring through the anydoor. But decides not.
Mary: She can't feed on monsters, so...
Mary: Hmm.
Mettahella: Alright... if... if you don't want to then please tell me now...
Mettahella: lowers his hands from his face. He's blushing as much as he can.
Gaster: Go ahead and do it.
Smol Asriel: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwNxsENwyAMAMBdGABjFILJr90EEUQiEYxi9xV19_Ze95jP3c1mDtUpG8B-SuF7t6J851ZtY2695nmKLXxBVs3luOpQAQxppTWGFNH_48gB0oJxSZ588OiInIfXaLW_WQTtHM18f2-AI4k.dm6Lce0ETRKhHJRI44bX__H_76M.png
Mettahella: ...Alright.
Mettahella: I love you, darling.
Kimmin: . . .
Smol Asriel: has his snoot poked out of his fort still, if anyone wanted to talk
Mettahella: gives Gaster another kiss. "We both love yyyou."
Gaster: chuckles. "I know that."
Mary: http://i.imgur.com/J7MEvAY.png DARLING WELCOME TO THE WHEEL OF PAIN
Mettahella: brings Gaster down to his chest, cupping all his hands around the skeleton as he slowly lays down. Sure enough, the warmth from his soft hands and less soft chest surrounds his husboyfriend... that's a weird term but... anyway. Mettahella places a very gentle, soft pressure on Gaster. "We love you."
Gaster: ... This is nice.
Mettahella: You like it?
Mettahella: ((HOLY SHIT LAHARL
Mettahella: ((i love it
Mary: ((Mettasun))
Gaster: Yeah.
Mettahella: ((mettaton solrock fusion
Mettahella: gives a soft, quick whirr in response.
Smol Asriel: ((http://nomidot.deviantart.com/art/Wrong-goat-573731162
Mettahella: Are you comfortable like this?
Kimmin: -they just stare at the sky-...
Gaster: Yeah.
Smol Asriel: ((Azzy is being impatient
Mettahella: Okay.
Mettahella: Ggogoooodnight, Gaster.
Mettahella: Goodnight, darling.
Gaster: slowly dozes off.
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Mettahella: does the same, occasionally giving a soft whirr or hum.
Mary: ((When you scroll down the dashboard and run into undertail))
Mary: (('Wtf is there a shibari Grillby on my dash'))
Gaster: ((RIP
Smol Asriel: emerges from the fort
Mettahella: ((im goin to bed, gn
Gaster: ((i put all porn on a sideblog
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Smol Asriel: ((gn
Erron: ((or do you?
Gaster: ((i do, to protect minors
Mary: ((Hell it isn't really porn))
Mary: ((It's just a Grillby up in BDSM Shibari, he has pants on))
Mary: ((BUT WHY IS IT ON MY DASH)0
Gaster: ((... that sound nice i'm not going to lie
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Mary: (( http://prntscr.com/b7az8x ))
Mary: ((It's Sfw unless you auto-jizz from seeing hot fire))
Erron: ((Now my house is flooding, thanks laharl.
Gaster: ((oh wait i'e seen that
Smol Asriel: attempts to pick up hyper
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Smol Asriel: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/03127b5b47a1c2d0500cb7b4a0a92965/tumblr_inline_o1abl0aX5S1rldzpu_540.png
Mary: ((Anyway))
Mary: ((This is the end))
Mary: ((I may not show back up for a week, maybe I will if our hotel has internet))
Gaster: ((Okay, see you soon!
Mary: ((Peace out, space robots.))
Erron: ((bye
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Kimmin: What are we going to do? /What do you mean?/ If we don't ever unfuse... we'll never see each other again... /Oh, right. I thought you wanted to fuse./ I... I did. But I also wanted to unfuse, so we could see eachother, and talk to eachother... /I guess.../
Smol Asriel: is trying reeeeally hard to pick up this stupid gote
Gaster: ((going to bed, gn everyone
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Smol Asriel: ((gn
Erron: ((gn
Smol Asriel: succeeds in dragging Hyper into the fort with him
Kimmin: -Looks at Smolriel for a second- ...
Smol Asriel: looks, "Hm?"
Kimmin: Hm.
Kimmin: -turns back- ...I hope we get unfused soon... /me too./
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Barzan: ((sup
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Jäger Leyline: (oi
Azalea: -She is in the bar, eating.-
: ((Ay))
Jäger Leyline: walks in
Azalea: "Hey Jäger."
Jäger Leyline: Hey, hows its going?
Azalea: "Fine."
Jäger Leyline: hops on the couch
Jäger Leyline: anything new?
Azalea: "Not really."
Jäger Leyline: cool cool
Azalea: "how have you been?"
Jäger Leyline: ehh, still in debt,but alrifht
Azalea: "And how about Loni?"
Jäger Leyline: seems to change to a more serious expression
Jäger Leyline: it seems like its getting harder for her to move
Azalea: "...Well, I've been preparing something for her, so I think it will help."
Jäger Leyline: whats that?
Azalea: "It's a surprise, but I'm making a makeshift motorized chair thing."
Azalea: "With something to keep an IV bag, and such."
Jäger Leyline: hmmm
Jäger Leyline: I could have always gotten wheel chair before
Azalea: "Yeah, but not this one."
Azalea: "This one doesn't require her to spin the wheels all day."
Jäger Leyline: yeah but the thing is, I wanted to walk as much as she could due to her condition. If she uses a chair, it might mean her body won't be getting exercise and eventually be well, impossible even walk a few feet
Jäger Leyline: wanted her*
Azalea: "Yeah, yeah that's fair, actually..."
Azalea: "Didn't really think about that."
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Azalea: "I just thought that it might get tiring to walk with me, if we were to go on a long walk. Like, that was my intention in this, I feel like she's enjoy walking around with me."
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Jäger Leyline: yeah I could see it then
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Smol Asriel: (( WHAT THE SPAGHETTI DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU HUMAN? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE ROYAL KNIGHTS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON SNOWDIN, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PUZZLES. I AM TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS AND I’M THE TOP MONSTER IN THE ENTIRE UNDERGROUND. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU OUT WITH COOL DUDE BONES THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY SUPERIOR WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT NONSENSE TO ME OVER THE UNDERNET? NYEH HEH HEH! THINK AGAIN, HUMAN. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF DOGS ACROSS THE UNDERGROUND AND YOUR CELL PHONE IS BEING TRACKED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR YOUR CAPTURE, HUMAN. THE CAPTURE THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO PROVE TO UNDYNE ONCE AND FOR ALL HOW GREAT I AM! YOU’RE FINISHED, HUMAN. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN DATE YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY RATTLING BONES. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS, BUT I AM AN EXCELLENT COOK AND I WILL USE MY COOKING SKILLS TO SHOW MY SUPERIOR LOVE FOR PASTA!!! IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT GRAND RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” FLIRTING WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, SILLY HUMAN. BEING THE GREAT PAPYRUS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN IN DATING, AND I NEVER WILL! NYEH HEH HEH! ))
Smol Asriel: ((just thought I'd leave this here kek
Smol Asriel: ((CaU copypasta contest?
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???: (( What the hell slar? ))
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Ken M: ((hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...))
Ken M: ((Just me and my 💕Dad💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦Small Oan💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I use them!💦 I abuse them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘Rich💘 😊Rich😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫More daddy! Faster daddy! 😫💦💕 1 Million💦, 2 Million💦💦, 3 Million💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑heir 👑but I'm also a millionaire! 💟 He makes me feel rich💗!He makes me feel yuuuuge💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a Trump should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑))
Ken M: ((Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The graphics suck They´re like Pong From the 1970ties You recieve an eye tumor if you play the game too long Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The gameplay sucks It´s way too easy and repetitive I tried to get to the second level in pacifist run but I just can´t get to it Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The story sucks it´s inconsistent And the barrier is a ripoff of Gothic I tried to kill Asriel but I just can´t do it Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The music sucks Its repetitive chiptunes And it rips of other songs I tried to spare the angry dummy but I just can´t do it Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The message sucks It wants you to treat characters like real life people that´s why the fanbase got schizophrene Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The fanbase sucks They will call you murderer for just playing the game And they hate fun I tried to kill Chara but I just can´t do it Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The graphics suck, the game is preachy, and it hurts your brain Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game))
Ken M: ((I win
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Frisk: ((hi
Frisk: ((.. oh
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Mary: YOOOO))
Mary: ((Heyo Yazan))
Mary: ((So I have internet at my condo))
Jäger Leyline: (oi
Jäger Leyline: ((thats cool
Mary: ((And i've got the damn pimp house))
Mary: ((Like, I need to take pics of where i'm sitting right now))
Mary: ((But I currently have the laptop hooked up to a wall outlet on a padio, with a glass wall))
Mary: ((So Its like i'm outdoors BUT WITHOUT ANY OF THE HORROR OF THE OUTDOORS ))
Jäger Leyline: (((coolsive
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Mary: Down for you too?))
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Mary: ((Anyway I gtg eat now))
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Gaster: ((ALLL BYYYY MYSELF
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???: (( hello ))
Gaster: ((Hi
Gaster: ((I'm not doing much rn, just looking at some failed ama's
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Frisk: ((hi
Gaster: ((hey there
DamnDude: (( hello ))
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DamnDude: (( Oh my god, there's a full sub of failed amas ))
Gaster: ((yes there is
DamnDude: (( Alright, time to waste an hour of my life ))
Gaster: ((r/amadisasters
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Gaster: ((just a warning, if you see the one about the guy writing very smutty child pornography, do NOT click on that link - they've got excerpts from the book and they're, uh, graphic
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DamnDude: (( I was guessing so ))
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Gaster: ((I have to say the Jose Canseco one is my favorite
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DamnDude: (( I'll brb, I gotta work on APCS stuff ))
Gaster: ((Okay.
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Frisk: ((Ken M is the best thing to ever happen to CaU RPG
Gaster: ((That was amazing
Ken M: ((I'm just a man
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DamnDude: (( I still have no idea what the fuck happened last night, and how something like that was missed ))
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Gaster: ((It just proved that the system wasn't infallable
Gaster: ((Anyway i don't expect much action here tonight because overwatch gets released
DamnDude: (( Also, my PS4 controller chargers came in ))
DamnDude: (( and I'm so happy ))
Gaster: ((nice
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Gaster: ((in fact overwatch drops in like, 8 minutes
DamnDude: (( huh ))
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Frisk: ((what's the deal with overwatch
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Frisk: ((like, what is it
Gaster: ((It's an fps
Ken M: ((It makes everybody jizz themselves
Frisk: ((oh ok
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Jäger Leyline: (itz ths new team fortess basically
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Frisk: ((gotcha
Jäger Leyline: ((gimmick character and classes
Jäger Leyline: (everyone ia rip
Gaster: ((I'm gonna go take a shower, brb
Jäger Leyline: (rip chime
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Mettahella: ((hi
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Ken M: ((ayy
: ((Hi))
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: ((AC at my house is broken))
: ((Great fun))
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Mettahella: ((i just wanna say thanks for breaking slarv's game with your ridiculously op move that beat even gaston's ultimate move by a couple dozen thousand
Mettahella: ((that shit was wonderful
Ken M: ((It was Laharl's move
Ken M: ((But yw
Mettahella: ((i love the battle rp, even though it gets tedious at times, but that was hilarious
Mettahella: ((wait didnt you make the stats
Ken M: ((No
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Mettahella: ((oh
Mettahella: ((well thanks for bringing ken m in
Ken M: ((k
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Mettahella: ((my gf wants to fight this version of ken m bc of the shit with hella first time he appeared and i kinda do too but we both agree that 99.5% of the shit you come up with is hilarious
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Mettahella: ((i also am so glad you were the reason hella finally stood up for himself. not by an epic event, not by life risking bullshit, but by KEN FUCKING M
Ken M: ((Ken M unites the world
Mettahella: ((ken m saves and destroys the world
Ken M: ((Oh shit overwatch is up
Ken M: ((I must go, my people need me
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Frisk: ((also hi mv
Mettahella: ((hi
Frisk: ((everybody else is fucking dead
Mettahella: ((i know
Frisk: ((motherfucking overwatch
Frisk: ((killing us all
Mettahella: ((i mean, eh
Frisk: ((eh, people just like the game
Frisk: ((i personally don't have any interest in it
DamnDude: (( I'm working on APCS things ))
Gaster: ((I'm back
Mettahella: ((hiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
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Gaster: ((hello
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Gaster: is at home, relaxing.
Frisk: ((wb
Mettahella: unfused and all that shit im just too lazy to type it out rn
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Gaster: is reading a book.
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Gaster: ... Uh.
Frisk: ((in 2026 it would be cool to read e-books but gaster is just like "fuck you i like books better"
Gaster: ((He found a book that looked old and neat
Frisk: ((Gaster has a fetish for old and neat things
Gaster: ((like mettaton
Glamor: [font=glamor]GO TO HELL, GINMIN374![/font]
Frisk: ((Metta fits that category
MettatonSEX: ((thats why he likes the mettatons
Frisk: ((yes
Gaster: Oh dear...
Gaster: goes to check on his son.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-has been playing Splatoon.-[/font]
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Gaster: Hey there. Are things not going well?
Frisk: ((Glamor gets told on Splatoon that he's a squeaker
Frisk: ((Glamor rages
Gaster: ((splatoon doesn't have voice chat
Frisk: ((ik
Frisk: ((but if it did
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Frisk: ((-fancy finger gestures-
Gaster: -nice-
Frisk: ((maaaaagic
Frisk: -nice-
Glamor: [font=glamor]This asshole splatted me tEN TIMES[/font]
DamnDude: (( A line and a circle aren't ancy ))
DamnDude: (( fancy* ))
Gaster: ((someone writes "DONGUS" in their team's ink
Glamor: ((thats metta
Gaster: ((glamor: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Glamor: ((metta memes in ink
Gaster: Oh, I see.
Glamor: [font=glamor]IN ONE BATTLE[/font]
Frisk: ((Metta makes a drawing of Pépé in ink
Gaster: Hmm...
Glamor: [font=glamor]GGGGGGHHHHH[/font]
Glamor: ((metta memes on miiverse
Gaster: looks down at his son and offers advice.
Gaster: ((gaster: get gud
Frisk: ((yes
Glamor: [font=glamor]SNIPERS ARE ASSHOLES.[/font]
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Glamor: clearly needs Ninja Squid.
DamnDude: (( Gaster: "It only game, why you haf to be mad?" ))
Frisk: ((Glamor clearly does not get any Splatoon skills from Metta
Gaster: Ninja Squid is your friend.
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Ninja what?[/font]
Frisk: ((Gaster turns into a literal ninja
Frisk: (("I am the Ninja Squid!"
Glamor: has reached level 34 without paying attention to abilities.
Frisk: ((Then he breaks the game controller
Frisk: ((Glamor cries
Gaster: It's an ability you get in clothing.
Gaster: The downside is that you don't look good.
Frisk: ((Glamor: I want to look fabulous, though.))
Frisk: ((Glamor: fuck that ability
Glamor: [font=glamor]...But I'm Mettaton's son, first and foremost. Have you forgotten that.[/font]
Frisk: ((Gaster: don't fuck the ninja squid
Glamor: [font=glamor]Papa. I have to look the best.[/font]
Gaster: Do you want to keep getting murdered?
Glamor: [font=glamor]...No.[/font]
DamnDude: (( "Then Pray to RNGesus" ))
Frisk: (("Do you want to keep getting murdered?" -Gaster, 2026
Gaster: Heck, have you even unlocked extra slots on your gear?
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Yes.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]They all have little squids.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]I assumed they were just accomplishments.[/font]
Gaster: No, those are abilities.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh.[/font]
Glamor: has like 7 Swim Speed Up things.
Gaster: ... You don't need all those swim speeds...
Glamor: has the Punk Cherries, Black Rockenberg Jacket, and Black Arrowbands.
Glamor: [font=glamor]...What.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Please explain.[/font]
Frisk: ((Hella: Dddo we getttt anything fffor Fffrisk? Metta: No, she already has enough shit. She's like a hoarder, except she stores everything in her pockets. Hella: ...Oh.))
Gaster: lauches into an explanation, because I have very little knowledge of Splatoon mechanics.
Glamor: [font=glamor].....[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]So I gotta get one of those ones? ....Hmm......[/font]
Glamor: goes into the store and finds the Zekko Hoodie. He tries it on...
Gaster: Yes.
Glamor: [font=glamor]...This is actually kinda cute.[/font]
Gaster: See? You like that.
Glamor: buys it.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yay![/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]But I'm less punk rock...[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Fuck it.[/font]
Gaster: Well, you can hide better now. It's got Ninja Squid, right?
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah.[/font]
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Glamor: rushes into another battle. This child, I swear.
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Gaster: chuckles.
Corsiva: -She walks downstairs and watches.-
Glamor: is MageVaati in terms of actual skill level: good, but not the best. Does best in Turf Wars and Splat Zone. Mains Aerospray RG and .52 Gal Deco. Plays as a female squid despite not being one.
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Glamor: manages to avoid getting sniped.
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Glamor: also ninja squid decreases swim speed so those boosts helped out
Gaster: smiles. "See, you got it."
Glamor: has sent seekers after snipers and succeeded.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Fuck yeah![/font]
Glamor: has the best kill/death ratio of this battle.
Gaster: claps. "Good job!"
Glamor: [font=glamor]I did it! Thanks, papa![/font]
Glamor: flies up to Gaster and hugs him close.
Gaster: chuckles. "No problem."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Now I can kick everyone's butts![/font]
Glamor: has no legs to kick with.
Gaster: I see a small issue with that.
Glamor: [font=glamor]....[/font]
Frisk: ((Glamor lacks the beautiful legs of his father
Glamor: [font=glamor]You know what I mean![/font]
Glamor: ((he gets the sass though
Frisk: ((all he needs is the sass
Gaster: laughs. Corsiva falls asleep on the couch.
Glamor: floats to his sister. "...Um. You okay?"
Frisk: ((Corsiva: shhh I'm pretending to be dead
Frisk: ((Glamor: you're already dead
Frisk: ((Corsiva: ... oh
Glamor: ((theyre doubledead
Corsiva: -She jolts awake. "I... I didn't get a lot of sleep.."
Frisk: ((Corsiva: well, you're dead too!
Frisk: ((Glamor: at least i can accept it
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