: ((Male, Female, Neutral, and Succ

Ken M: ((don't worry, we'll remove the little shower head that you can pick up and spray yourself with))

FFrisk: ((No, it doesn't have a word on it))

FFrisk: ((It's got a restroom sign))

FFrisk: ((And thats it))

Hellaton: ((theres four of us, here tonight, chuggachuggachoochoo time to fight, agender squad! goddammit frisky

Ken M: ((that should shorten your showers right quick))

Lua and Rush: (( I would probably accidentally drown in a shower, I wake up early and there's times I pass out in the shower. ))

Frisk: ((what did i do

FFrisk: ((Lua what the fuck))

Erron: ((oh

FFrisk: ((I don't fall asleep once i've woken up))

: (({It's mine and it's got 🐐 on it}

: (({No hoomins allowed}

Gaster: ((can i bring my dog

FFrisk: FFrisk is just staring shocked at where the crow was.

Hellaton: ((i mean youre the one thats the biggest lil shit so

Ken M: ((ok poll time what's the edgiest thing you've ever done))

FFrisk: "...Birdie?" O_O

Gaster: ((sorry, dogs

Frisk: ((I'm the biggest little shit here so

Frisk: ((I'm the most loved little shit

Gaster: ((i had an oc that was a vampire and a dragon

FFrisk: ((Edgiest thing i've ever done:I lick my own blood whenever I get a cut))

Gaster: ((and a girl

Ken M: ((fapped in a church bathroom

Hellaton: ((...other than an incident im not gonna say, i had a crush on shadow the hedgehog

Lua and Rush: (( ...What? ))

FFrisk: ((Like, no seriously, I lick my wounds))

Hellaton: ((i do too laharl

Frisk: ((I do too at times

Ken M: ((0-0

Erron: ((Edgiest thing ive done? Jerked off... [sub]to Overwatch r34[/sub]

Frisk: ((The taste of blood is interesting

Hellaton: ((keep in mind i was nine and knew full well he was like fifty

Frisk: ((It's horrible, but I want to taste it because I don't want to stain ny hand.

Frisk: ((my"

Frisk: ((my*

Ken M: ((shit I need to top Erron by jerking if to overwatch r34 in a church bathroom))

Hellaton: ((i like the taste of blood ngl

Ken M: ((*it

: Corrin feels weird

Frisk: ((I like it a little bit

Lua and Rush: (( There needs to be a friend nearby as well ))

Erron: ((no pls

Ken M: ((hmm

Lua and Rush: (( Like, 5 ft away ))

Gaster: pushes the plot along and moves on.

Ken M: ((gay bdsm Roadhog x Reinhardt overwatch porn in the church bathroom))

: You continue down the hallway, Corrin feels feverish

Frisk: * She does, too.

Ken M: ((well now I've got my Sunday planned out for me

Hellaton: and Metta do too.

Corrin: -Moves around awkwardly-

Frisky: ((They begin to make an Agender Squad logo.

Ken M: ...

: Ahead is a bed

Kimmin: -Meets back up with the group. Wearing an Invader Zim Backpack-

: Sleep in the bed?

Corrin: -is about to fall over-

Frisk: "A random bed."

Gaster: -Is the bed occupied?_

Frisk: "I don't trust it."

Ken M: I'm not going to sleep in the bed with another man

: The bed has a single dead smol gote snoozing in it

MageVaati: (-They help.-)

MettatonSEX: I don't trust it.

Hellaton: ..........

Kimmin: We will...

Ken M: we'll end up laughing and joking all night long and that's very rude

Gaster: ...

Corrin: -Falls onto the bed-

: ((Somehow my xenoblade music got to spongebob trap remixes

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: The bed is very floofy

Frisky: (("I mean, I admit I'm decent at art, but you're way better at it. I'm glad you're helping."

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Ken M: ((speaking of I found the greatest YouTube channel of all time

FFrisk: FFrisk is one of those people that likes to get really far under the covers till the point you can't even see her.

Frisk: ((SNOOP DOG

Frisk: ((lolno

Ken M: ((SilvaGunner

Erron: ((YES

: The smol gote cuddles up to Corn

FFrisk: Like, she's practically just under them. Her head isn't even reaching the pillows.

Erron: ((HIGH QUALITY RIPS

: ((GRAND DAD

MageVaati: (No problem.)

Chime: ((-Chime is done with the aliens-

: Gote: "Mmm~"

: Does anyone else want to heal up?

Lua: "I'll stay away from the bed thank you very much"

Kimmin: we'll meet up with you all later... We're gonna go get more clothes n' shit from Hot Topic. ((Translation: I'm Gonna Go eat))

: Or just corn and FFrisk

Ken M: ((he inspired me to add new dank mémés to my soundcloud

Gaster: gets in bed.

Hellaton: you said we ger fully healed u butt

Lua: -Is not healing 5 SP being near that gote-

Frisk: * She gets on top of everybody.

FFrisk: She's already asleep.

Hellaton: and Metta do too.

Frisk: * Platonically.

: Erron [Erron] disconnected.

Ken M: ((ALSO MY PHONE JUST AUTOCORRECTED memes to mémés HOLY CRAP))

: ((LEL

: ((MEMES TO MAYMAYS

Ken M: everyone getting in bed together is a bit creepy

Ken M: I'll just stand here and watch to ease everyone's tensions

MettatonSEX: I'm just surprised it holds...

Hellaton: ....

Gaster: Me too.

Lua: "I'm going to look in... that direction"

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Lua: -looks away-

Ken M: ((Gaster has zero trust for Ken

Hellaton: ......

Frisk: "Me three."

FFrisk: FFrisk wasn't expecting everyone to get in this bed. But she's asleep.

Hellaton: -glares at Ken, before looking away.-

Frisky: ((They eventually finish the Agender Squad logo, with the help of MV.

Ken M: i'll use the natural bed that God gave us thanks

: Gote: "Mm, who are your friends daddy?~"

Frisk: "Oh dear."

Gaster: Oh god.

Hellaton: -shrieks, getting off the bed.-

Corrin: -is passed the fuck out-

Ken M: the organically soft texture of good old cow patt-

Frisk: * She gets off immediately.

Ken M: oh my

Hellaton: Nnnnope nonono nnnnot todayyyyy Satan not ttttoday.

: You were already "fully healed" by tha smol gote

Gaster: rolls out of the bed.

: Everyone feels a little funny after that

MettatonSEX: leaves the bed.

Rush: "Nope" -and he jumps toward Lua-

Frisk: "Ugh."

Lua and Rush: (( Lua got the fuck away from the bed ))

Ken M: -already feels funny because he IS funny-

: Corrin still feels feverish

Lua and Rush: (( He's not healing 5 SP for an Orgy ))

Frisk: * She moves on.

Ken M: you should be grateful

Ken M: back when i was younger hotels would only put chocolate in your bed for you

Lua and Rush: awkwardly carriy Corrin.

: Ahead is the final door...

MettatonSEX: ...

Ken M: goats are so much more valuable than chocolate

FFrisk: FFrisk didn't hear that last line, and offers everyone tea before they go in.

FFrisk: To calm the nerves.

Frisk: ".. The final door."

Ken M: before you complain consider the current market vale for goats

Ken M: *value

Gaster: looks up at the final door.

FFrisk: ((OH BOY))

Gaster: Metta. Hella.

FFrisk: ((I JUST FOUND PICTURES))

FFrisk: ((OF A MAN'S SCALD BEING REMOVED))

Lua: "I don't like what you're sellin' ))

MettatonSEX: We fuse before we fight, all of us. So that we don't drag the fight on forever.

MettatonSEX: ...

FFrisk: ((DAMN THIS IS QUALITY IRL GORE))

: ((The fuck is a scald

Hellaton: Rrriright.

Gaster: nods. "Of course, my dear."

Frisk: "This is it."

FFrisk: ((Scalp*))

: ((Wowee

Frisk: "This is how we save the world."

MettatonSEX: nods.

Frisk: "Or, rather, what's left of it."

FFrisk: "..."

Ken M: ((screwdriver urethra is still better

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Rush: -Enters battle mode and pairs up with Lua, using all of his SP-

Ken M: ((here Laharl browse /r/reallywackytictacs ))

MettatonSEX: ...

FFrisk: ((Should I find the deer gif again))

Lua: "You remember your job, right?"

Gaster: gets ready to fuse.

Rush: "I serve butter?"

Ken M: ((Why not

Lua: "No, you scan"

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Ken M: ((wait a second

Ken M: ((Ken M and Kim N

MettatonSEX: Since we gotta do this prebattle, Metta and Hella fuse with Gaster. Assuming they can fit.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Mettahella [Mettahella].

FFrisk: FFrisk quietly prepares a nice brew of DEATH TEA.

: Using some SP, they fuse

Ken M: -reads through Reddit and reverse engineers dank mémés-

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Mettahella: \It's only been a little while but damn I missed this feeling.\ \it is very nice\

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Ken M: -takes on a serious, youthful face for a tiny fraction of a second but quickly reverts to senile old man-

Gaster: \Hello, you two.\

Mettahella: ((hellas thoughts are in all lowercase

Mettahella: \Hello, darlings.\

Frisk: * She looks up at Hellagaston.

Mettahella: \hi\

Frisk: * And she gives a thumbs up.

: Somehow Corrin still has the ability to move...

Mettahella: looks to Frisk. He returns with three.

Ken M: -starts hovering just above the ground-

Gaster: gives her one more.

: Something forced him out of bed

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

: He starts walking to the final door with the rest of the groip

Ken M: through the power of the lord all things may or may not be possible

Lua and Rush: "Hey, I thought you were asleep."

: Corrin: "No, I'm fine now."

Lua and Rush: "Wait, when did you..."

: Corrin: "Hm?"

Mettahella: \Let's save the world... from... elimination.\ \mettaton i love you but please\ \It was not intended as a reference.\ \oh...... sorry\ \It's okay.\

Lua and Rush: -Lua shakes his head-

Lua: :Nothing"

: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] joined chat.

Gaster: \Alright, let's do this!\

FFrisk: MFW LAPTOP DIES

: Corrin: "Alright"

: ((ZOZZLE

FFrisk: FFrisk just keeps walking, her head down. She's kinda hiding behind HellaGaston

Ken M: -takes a deep breath and remembers his mission-

Mettahella: there's 255' of skelebot to hide behind

Ken M: ((Oshit Ken M backstory when?

Ken M: ((probably never lol

FFrisk: Yeah, which is why she's hiding behind it.

: ((Ken M failed to get his bulldozer driving certificate

Mettahella: (( http://postimg.org/image/xabbdrbjl/ for reference bc i shamelessly plug my own art

Ken M: ((Ken M travels the multiverse in search of a cure for his narrow urethra))

: Since nobody else is doing it, Corrin opens the final door...

: It slowly opens

Mettahella: ((also the holes are just a design not actually holes

Frisk: * She walks inside... dramatically!

Frisk: ((Hellagaston NEO is swiss cheese

Mettahella: enters the final room.

: Inside is a pitch black room, Io hovering in the middle, eating a human soul

Mettahella: ((they arent real holes

Gaster: puts his hands on his hips.

Mettahella: ...

Frisk: ((ik

Frisk: ((i was making a joaje

Ken M: oh how sweet

Frisk: "Oh, how nice."

Frisk: "Right in front of me."

Ken M: someone told him to eat his heart out and te poor fool took it literally

Mettahella: crosses a pair of arms.

Lua and Rush: walk in together. Lua: "I remember saying something about this earlier, but that's kinda fucked up"

: Io: "Ah, so you came!"

: He finishes the soul, licking his fingers

Frisk: * She crosses her arms.

: Io: "Sorry, that was a particularly juicy one"

Gaster: ((i just remembered this exists and now you have to too: https://66.media.tumblr.com/83545594d65f4a4144485da5a111547e/tumblr_n6oj1bKQXy1qlzy1qo1_540.jpg (warning: it's the thing from ao oni but real)

Lua: "Doesn't stop it from being fucked up"

Frisk: ".. You're a sicko."

Mettahella: Jjujust let ussss kick your ass.

: Io: "Hah. How cute."

Frisk: ((oh boy

Frisk: "Well, we're gonna beat you."

Ken M: let's all calm down and settle this like real men

: Io: "I'm not going to be stopped from my mission"

Ken M: we can bring it outside and play a match of extreme ping pong

FFrisk: https://soundcloud.com/kyundii/widdly-2-diddly-lisa-soundtrack-05-bloodmoon-rising Lets get some music.

Mettahella: Yeah you will.

Frisk: "We will stop you."

Frisk: "In a rather cliché matter, but who cares!"

: Io chuckles

: Io: "Do you know who you're talking to?"

Ken M: cliches should be avoided like the plague

FFrisk: "We expected a true enemy..."

Frisk: "Yes."

Gaster: sighs. "Just get it over so we can pound you into submission."

Mettahella: An asshole.

FFrisk: "But it was him, Io..."

Mettahella: ...

: Io: "Ah, very well, I see you have something for me?"

Mettahella: \That's m\\mettaton no please do not finish that thought\ \Right, sorry.\

Frisk: "I actually have an offering."

Lua: "[sub]Wait what?[/sub]"

Frisk: "Io, can I give you something?"

FFrisk: (("Sex"))

: Io: "Hm?"

Frisk: * She smirks.

Mettahella: ...

FFrisk: "...I can give him tea..."

Ken M: wait though is he Chinese

Frisk: * She then pulls out a water gun. "FACE THE WRATH OF MY WATER BULLETS!"

: Io chuckles

Mettahella: [sub]I can give him a knuckle sandwich...[/sub]

: Io: "Nono, you're not the one I had in mind"

Frisk: * She squirts the water gun.

Ken M: after the Geneva convention it was agreed that only Chinese men may have tea on thursdays

Frisk: * To no avail.

: Io looks over to Corrin

Mettahella: ...

Gaster: [sub] with a tall glass of fuck you[/sub]

: Corrin: "Ah, yes milord?"

Frisk: * She puts it away.

FFrisk: JESUS CHRIST KEN M

Mettahella: Ffririsk, please.

FFrisk: FUCKING SAVAGE

Mettahella: ...

: A [] joined chat.

Ken M: ((what

: (( oh fuck

FFrisk: I'M A CHINESE THURSDAY MAN AND I FEEL OFFENDED GET OUT

FFrisk: jk

: (( I need 30GB free to install destiny

Lua: "......"

Mettahella: Oh, yyyou've gotta be fuckin kidddding me.

: ((rip u

Ken M: ((Chinese Thurday Man should be a band name

: Io: "You took your time, Aeon"

: (( nah ive got enough space

Mettahella: ...

FFrisk: FFrisk steps out from behind HellaGaston, holding up a cup of (very) poisonous tea.

Gaster: ... What a dick.

Frisk: "What a dick."

FFrisk: "...Would you like a refreshment before we all fight?"

Rush: "Well, this has gone badly"

: Corrin: "I still do have the penumbra, milord"

: Mettahella's connection timed out.

: Io: "Perfect, better late than never I suppose"

Ken M: yes I'm very thirsty

: A [] disconnected.

: Io holds up his hand, a blue mist exits Corrin's mouth

: Mettahella [Mettahella] joined chat.

: Io: "Hehehe... thank you all so much"

FFrisk: "...What's that?"

: Corrin regains control of himself

Frisk: ((that reminded me of that post apocalyptic movie with the little dolls and the huge machine taking souls and stuff

: Io: "Now I have both pieces of the puzzle..."

: Corrin loses the Penumbra ability

Corrin: -looks around for a moment-

Mettahella: Okay, listen bitch.

Ken M: I think we should just leave.

: However, he gains 10+ every stat

Mettahella: Just let us kick your ass.

Ken M: -isn't even making a joke-

Ken M: We should go.

FFrisk: KEN M IS IN THE FIANL FIGHT.

FFrisk: REMEMBER, HE HAS STATS.

FFrisk: He's also the highest level person here kek

: Io: "Hehe... let's begin then."

Mettahella: ...

Corrin: -Regroups with the bar-

: Io: "Prepare to meet the true power of a god!"

Ken M: ((does anybody have an ability that boosts someone else's ATK?))

: Io attacks!

Gaster: ... That...

: ((Ye-OH SHIT

Frisk: * She definitely fights.

Mettahella: Thhhthe god of being a didick.

FFrisk: ((HAHA))

FFrisk: ((TURN KEN M INTO A GOD))

Gaster: That was the most cliche thing I've ever heard.

: ((HAHA THEY LEFT

Lua and Rush: (( Corrin pairs up with Ken ))

FFrisk: ((FRISKY LUCKY STAR KEN M LETS DO THIS SHIT))

Frisk: ((what are ken m's stats

Mettahella: will fight

: ((BETTER GIVE AN EXTRA 10000 BECAUSE WHY NOT

Frisk: ((why should i lucky star ken m

FFrisk: ((He has 1 ATK, but his final special lets him to 700 X ATK))

Ken M: ((of course Ken M would be the one to totally destroy the balance of the game))

Frisk: ((oh my fuck

: ((HAHAHAHA

Lua and Rush: (( I was actually kidding, but if you're being like that ))

Mettahella: ((slarv this is why i fuse a shitton

Lua and Rush: -Corrin pairs up with Ken. Fuck you Slar-

: ((You can

FFrisk: ((Alright lets all buff up Ken M))

: The End of the World, Part 2 [] disconnected.

FFrisk: ((It's now officially the only way we can win))

Ken M: ((Best Strat best strat

Mettahella: ((like, the inbattle reason.

Mettahella: ((out of battle i just like fusions

FFrisk: ((I want to see Lua and Corrin fucking scanning and pairing up Ken M))

Mettahella: ((also the somehow adorable interactions with the fusions are wonderful

: Mettahella's connection timed out.

: The End of the World, Part 2 [] joined chat.

: Mettahella [Mettahella] joined chat.

Gaster: has no buffing moves oh no

: ((This is gonna be great

Frisk: "We should buff up that Ken guy."

Frisk: "He seems to be tough."

Mettahella: is fused hes gonna be ok

Ken M: I'm already buff thank you very much

Mettahella: ...

FFrisk: ((Frisky spread all your lucky starts to Ken M, Corrin, and Lua))

FFrisk: ((Everyone else either spam status moves or heal those three))

Lua and Rush: (( Holy shit, if Lua slept in the bed, he would have enough SP to copy the x700 attack ))

FFrisk: ((we are going to commit death by Ken M.))

: ((Death by ken m

Frisk: "I'll Lucky Star him to see what happens, then I'll Lucky Star Hellagaston."

FFrisk: ((GOOD THING WE HAVE PIES))

Frisk: * She uses Lucky Star on Ken M.

FFrisk: FFrisk hands Lua a pie. "...You didn't rest..."

Mettahella: \Should we glamburst first?\ \sounds like a nice idea\

Lua and Rush: "Do we not have anything else to regain SP? I only lost like 5 SP"

Ken M: ((What's the turn order?

Frisk: ((#BUFFKEN

FFrisk: "We have enough pies..."

FFrisk: "And you'll need this...I feel it."

FFrisk: FFrisk's special Storybook can restore SP.

: WOO

FFrisk: But it isn't unlocked.

Frisk: ((FFrisk is turning into Mama Murphey over here

: Io uses Umbra Eater on Corrin

FFrisk: Chems in the tea, yep.

: It does 600 damage - DEF, a PHY attack

Gaster: \I mean, we're all fully healed... Let's see what happens.\

Mettahella: will Glamburst first turn, then.

FFrisk: Did giving Lua a pie count for FFrisks turn since it was done before battle.

: Corrin is resistant to PHY, Io will remember this

Ken M: ((wait how is lucky star going to help

: It counts

Ken M: ((it boosts luck

FFrisk: Fuck

Lua and Rush: (( Crit ))

: What does Frisk do

Frisk: ((crits

FFrisk: ((Luck = Crits))

Ken M: ((I need ATK though

FFrisk: ((Crits on Ken = 2100 damage))

Frisk: * She uses Lucky Star on Ken.

FFrisk: ((Instead of 700))

: ((I'm laughing my ass off rn

: That she does!

Ken M: ((Any ATK I get is an extra 709 damage))

FFrisk: ((We can't buff your ATK though))

FFrisk: ((Because our only buffer left))

: What does Rushua do?

Ken M: ((fml

: ((But

: ((DD has this shit figured out

Ken M: ((What's Io's health?

: ((50000

Lua and Rush: Free Action: Scan Ken. Lua scans Corrin.

Ken M: ((What's his resistance?

: That they do

: ((Wait and find out

Lua: "Ready to try fate twice?"

Frisk: ((IT WOULD TAKE 35 ATTACKS TO KILL IO WITH ONLY KEN

Frisk: ((HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FFrisk: ((KEN MOB))

FFrisk: ((KEN MOB))

Mettahella: hopes it's physical or magic

Frisk: ((25*

FFrisk: ((KEN MOB))

Gaster: ((that would take forever thooooo

: FFrisk uses pie

Frisk: ((which is why i'm gonna use Lucky Star on Hellagaston too

: What does Corn do?

Frisk: ((If we get crits on both Hellagaston AND Ken, we got this

Lua and Rush: Corn pairs up with Keb, because people see potential in him.

: ((Nope, thaaaat won't be neccesary

Lua and Rush: Kne*

Lua and Rush: Ken*

: Corrin does! He's paired up for this turn and the next

: What does gastonton do?

Ken M: ((Ken only has enough SP for three Ken M-obs))

Mettahella: uses Glamburst!

Frisk: ((Then we use a pie

Corrin: "So, what can you do exactly?"

: They do!

Ken M: little old me?

Corrin: "Yes."

: It does 928 damage

Ken M: oh I mostly help around the house

FFrisk: (("I've got friends!"))

Gaster: Nice!

Mettahella: Niiiice.

FFrisk: (("They help out too. Wanna see?"))

FFrisk: ((*Fans*))

Mettahella: Fuck yeah.

Frisk: "Nice!"

Corrin: "That means you're a maid, correct? Where are your knifes then?"

Ken M: also i have fans

: What does ken m do?

Ken M: but my supreme ability of course

FFrisk: Ken M better fucking SUMMON THE HORDE.

Ken M: is my love for my wife

Gaster: ((summon the horde, ken

Ken M: also I can do this its pretty cool

Mettahella: grins. He knows that he can't use too many Glambursts.

Ken M: -uses Fans-

FFrisk: ((*Elevator music*))

: Ken M uses fans...

: It doesn't crit

FFrisk: A horde of fans run in and stomp the shit out of Io before running away.

Mettahella: is confident in this.

: But it does motherfucking lord god 42700 damage

Mettahella: ...

Frisk: * OH MY FUCK

Ken M: aren't they just adorable

Frisk: * YES

Frisk: * YESSSSSS

Corrin: "Alright, I'm beginning to see why they wanted you to do this.

Frisk: "..."

Mettahella: Holy hot fuckballs.

Lua: "What."

FFrisk: "...Wow."

: Io: "Hnghh hehe..."

Mettahella: ...

Frisk: "Holy caramel ballsacks.x

Frisk: "*

Gaster: Oh my lord...

Frisk: "I told you that guy had potential."

FFrisk: ((WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD))

: Io: "Impressive..."

Rush: "What the fuck just happened?"

: ((YOU BROKE THE FINAL BATTLE

Ken M: oh darn

: ((CONGRATULATIONS

FFrisk: ((YES I FUCKING DID))

Ken M: I left my stove on at home

FFrisk: ((I FUCKING BROKE YOUR FINAL BATTLE))

Gaster: ((GG NO RE

FFrisk: ((AGAIN))

Frisk: ((THANKS KEN

FFrisk: ((I DID IT AGAIN))

Gaster: ((oh my god i'm dying

: ((FOR THE SECOND TIME

Lua and Rush: (( We're offically 2/2 for breaking the final battle of Slar's things ))

FFrisk: ((I BROKE YOUR FINAL BATTLE [u]AGAIN[/u]))

Mettahella: ((i love seeing the final battles get fucked

Frisk: ((i'm trying so hard not to laugh

Gaster: ((talk about a lethal joke character

Frisk: ((i laugh anyways

: Io looks at Gaster, he chuckles

FFrisk: ((I AM SWEATING))

Gaster: is fused u fuck

: Io: "I won't lie, that hurt like a bitch"

Lua and Rush: (( Corrin, even after his nerf, is the fucking greatest character. ))

Mettahella: ((i love your battles even though they get a bit convoluted and long

FFrisk: ((HOPEFULLY I'LL BREAK DD'S FINAL FIGHT TOO))

: Io: "Hehe..."

Mettahella: Well you are one so.

Frisk: "It should of."

FFrisk: ((I AM THE GAME BREAKER, HIGH PRIEST GAME BREAKER LAHARL))

Ken M: ((Ken M may need a minor nerf))

: Io: "You don't get it, do you?"

: ((YOU THINK))

: Erron [Erron] joined chat.

Gaster: ((no fucking shit

Frisk: ((HAH

Erron: ((Back

: The End of the World, Part 2 [] disconnected.

Lua and Rush: (( You could of just made Ken a lone ranger ))

Frisk: ((NO SHIT SHERLOCK

FFrisk: ((I THOUGHT KEN M WAS FAIR FOR A BIT))

Mettahella: Listennnnn, jujust die.

Ken M: ((Ken M just did 42700 damage))

Frisk: ((YOU DID 42,000 DAMAGE

FFrisk: ((I DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR SOMEONE ACTUALLY BUFFING HIM))

Kimmin: -Catches up with everyone, fully clad in an array of Hot Topic clothes- GUYS! WE

Gaster: ((420* 100

Kimmin: WE'RE HERE

Mettahella: ((YOU DID MORE THAN GASTON DID WHEN WE CRITTED

Lua and Rush: (( No one expects the firey inquisition! ))

Mettahella: ((DAMN SON

Frisk: ((KEN DID IT

FFrisk: ((SLARV, IF YOU EVER MAKE ANOTHER THING LIKE THIS))

Frisk: ((KEN IS BETTER THAN SUPERMAN

Mettahella: ((14200 HAS NOTHING ON KEN M

FFrisk: ((PLEASE DON'T LET ME RUIN YOUR THING AGAIN BY MAKING YOUR STATS FOR ONE CHARACTER))

Ken M: ((or do

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FFrisk: ((WE SHOULD JUST MAKE KEN M A FUCKING SUMMON))

Lua and Rush: (( I'm checking everything before July hits ))

FFrisk: ((SO THAT HE CAN'T TAG ALONG ANYMORE, BUT HE CAN AVOID A NERF))

Ken M: ((that was the best thing that ever happened to CaURPG

Erron: ((What happened?

FFrisk: ((KEN M HAPPENED))

Mettahella: ((not the shits of mercury?

: ((KEN MOTHERFUCKING M

FFrisk: ((KEN FUCKING M))

Ken M: ((Ken M did 42700 damage))

Gaster: ((ken m fucked the battle

Erron: ((WHAT!?

Frisk: ((KEN FUCKING M

FFrisk: ((I JUST CHOKED ON MY PEPSI))

: Io: "Hehe..."

Frisk: ((DON'T DIE

Gaster: ...

: Io: "What do you think is keeping them here...?"

: Io coughs

Gaster: ... You.

Mettahella: You.

Mettahella: Yyou.

Frisk: ((KEN MOTHERFUCKING M IS GONNA BE THE NEW CAU MEME

Ken M: ((advanced speed run tactics))

FFrisk: THE SHEER FORCE OF KEN M'S PERSONAL GRAVITATIONAL FIELD.

: Io: "That's right... sweetie"

Gaster: ((YOUOOOU

Mettahella: ...

Frisk: ((MAKE KEN MOTHERFUCKING M THE DESCRIPTION

Lua and Rush: (( Io controls Ken ))

Mettahella: Donnn't call me that.

Gaster: ((soldja boy tell 'em

: The End of the World, Part 2 [] changed the topic to "KEN MOTHERFUCKING M"

Lua and Rush: (( Everything "NO"

: ((ooooooooooooo

FFrisk: ((Ken M wouldn't even last on the enemy side))

Mettahella: ((<===TO BE KENTINUED===

Gaster: ((YES

Kimmin: Oh jeez... what's happening now!?

Frisk: "Don't ever call them 'sweetie'."

FFrisk: ((He can only OHKO one person, AND HE HAS 800 HP))

Ken M: (([Roundabout Intensifies]))

: ((Io does have Control

Frisk: ((Io no

Gaster: ((whoevers anon moose on the spreadsheet, ily

Frisk: ((start spamming Io no

Mettahella: ((io no

: Io's eyes flash

Gaster: ((please don't slarv

Frisk: ((Io no

Erron: ((Io No

Mettahella: ((do not

Frisk: ((IO NO

Frisk: ((IO NO

: ((Like it will do jack shit

Mettahella: ((IO NO YOU CUNT

Gaster: ((I'll draw azzy's sick outfit

FFrisk: ((KEN M CAN ONLY OHKO TWO TIMES NOW KEK))

Frisk: ((IO NO

Frisk: ((IO NO

Lua and Rush: (( I think Slar knows my plan B ))

Frisk: ((IO NO

: ((I'm just making sure he gets dialog in ;_;

Kimmin: WHAT'S HE DOING NOW!?

Frisk: ((FUCK YOU SLARV

Frisk: ((EAT A CACTUS

Mettahella: ((oh ok

Frisk: ((ok

Gaster: ((oh okay

Frisk: ((sorry

FFrisk: ((ALSO, WE HAVE LUA, WHO HAS SCANNED KEN M, SO))

: ((He kinda has to tell Gaster his sons are gon die

Lua and Rush: (( Laharl shh ))

Mettahella: ((ok

: ((Yeah, you're good

FFrisk: ((Slarv))\

FFrisk: ((Can I break your next arc?))

: Ken, and by extention Corrin, are now on Io's team

: ((Do I have a choice

Lua and Rush: "Oh Fuck"

FFrisk: ((No.))

Frisk: "Lua, you scanned Ken, right?"

Lua and Rush: "Rush, avoid the shit out of any fans"

Mettahella: Oh, come on.

Frisk: "Use the gamebreaking move, Lua!"

Ken M: oh my I feel so tingly

Lua and Rush: "I am living throught this shit"

Gaster: You've got to be kidding.

Mettahella: Fffufuck off.

: Io: "Hehe... Gaaaster..."

Mettahella: ((today, we see hellaton get more done with this shit

Lua and Rush: Lua -Copies Ken's fans-

: Io: "You'd better say your goodbyes..."

Mettahella: ...

Gaster: ... I know.

: Io: "Bye bye..."

Gaster: They're going to be gone, aren't they?

Frisk: "Io, don't even."

: Io is trampled to death by ken m fans

Frisk: ".."

Kimmin: Oh...

Ken M: oh ok

Mettahella: wanted to do that

Gaster: ...

Frisk: "RKOed."

Ken M: -blinks-

FFrisk: (ASHES TO ASHES))

FFrisk: ((DUST TO DUST))

: You feel the castle shaking

Kimmin: Good shit, good shit, that's some good shit right there!

FFrisk: ((KEN M TO KEN M))

Gaster: that's it?/

Mettahella: ...

: The End of the World, Part 2 [] disconnected.

Ken M: what a fun family excursion

Frisk: ((FAMILIAR FACES

Gaster: \that's it\

Frisk: ((WORN DOWN PLACES

Gaster: runs to find his sons, unfusing.

Frisk: ((FUCKING KEN MMMMMM

Ken M: ((Ashes to ashes, funk to funky))

Gaster: ((ashes to ashes, ken to m

: The End of the World, Part 2 [] joined chat.

Ken M: ((we know major tom's a junkie

Lua: "That was kind of anti-climatic."

Mettahella: follows, still fused together.

Ken M: ((yada yada yada David Bowie

: Pap and Sans are standing back, away from the battle, as is the rest of Deadtale

Gaster: Sans? Papyrus?

: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] changed the topic to "And the lord set untoth to masses in his holy dialect, "Ashes to Ashes, Ken to M.""

: Saas: "dad?"

: Saas: "what just happened...?"

Mettahella: ((<===FUCKING KEN M===

FFrisk: ((Slar, do you have the alt r-FUCK WE CAN;T DO IT))

Gaster: hugs his sos close. "Nothing you need to worry about. I just..."

FFrisk: ((WE NEVER USED 'KEN M ON....'))

FFrisk: ((SO WE CAN'T DO IT))

Gaster: ((*sons

Ken M: ((Ken M joins CAU and within three days ruins everything ))

: ((LETS DO IT ANYWAY

Ken M: ((NO

: they hug back

FFrisk: ((GET YOUR ALT OUT AND PASTEBIN))

Gaster: ((DO NOT

MettatonSEX: -takes control of the fusion, to keep Hellaton out of this.-

Mettahella: ...

FFrisk: ((Jk don't do it))

Gaster: starts to sniffle a little.

Ken M: ((Ken M on breaking games

Gaster: I'm not ready to say goodbye.

Ken M: ((besides this wouldn't be funny for literally anyone else

: Pap: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

Mettahella: crouches down. "...It's hard. I know..."

Gaster: chuckles a little.

Gaster: You... you're going to have to go soon.

Ken M: -starts to sidle in to ruin the moment-

Gaster: But... I never got the chance to say this.

Gaster: I love you. I always will.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Gaster: ... Goodbye.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Frisk: ".."

Ken M: ((well I have a backstory for the CaU iteration of KenM))

: Sans: "..."

Frisk: * She bows to pay respects.

Ken M: ((fucking kill me))

: Sans: "i love you too, dad.."

Gaster: ((gaster: *breaks the mercy button* *ASGORE starts playing*

Mettahella: bows to pay respects.

Frisk: ((10/10

: Sans: "goodbye..."

Gaster: starts to flat out wail.

FFrisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/BUAVs1I.jpg ))

Frisk: ((Gaster wails like an air raid siren

: Pap hugs him tighter, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"

Kimmin: ... -They look at Gaster- [sub]Man, I feel bad for him...[/sub]

: "I FEEL FINE, DAD!"

Ken M: ((Ken M: -breaks the mercy button- -death metal starts playing-))

Gaster: ...

Gaster: W-what?

: The castle rumbles again

: "NOTH-"

: Papyrus is interrupted by dissipating into a black mist

Frisk: ".. Goodbye."

: Sans does, as well

Lua and Rush: remain silent.

Ken M: huh they're gone

: As does Toriel who was also Deadtale but nobody gives a shit about her

Ken M: no bones about it

Kimmin: . . .

Gaster: just breaks down.

Mettahella: pats Gaster's back, gently. "...It's... it's going to be okay...."

: The castle rumbles more

Frisk: * She hugs Gaster.

Gaster: ... They're gone, they're gone...

Frisk: ".. It will be okay. We're here for you."

Mettahella: is back to being two-sided.

FFrisk: FFrisk quietly pats Gaster on the back. "...We have to go..."

Kimmin: -they walk up to Gaster, patting his back- . . .

Frisk: * She lets go.

Mettahella: Wwe'll always be there fofor you.

Frisk: "We have to leave and move on. For them."

Gaster: But... they know I'm going to miss them. Let's go, I can cry later.

Lua and Rush: both nod.

Frisk: "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's skedaddle."

Mettahella: sets down a hand. "Come on, darling. At east let me give you a proper hug as we go."

Ken M: ((CaU Ken M is a high-tier reality warper who was sent to protect the CaU squad without them realizing))

: The castle begins to fall apart

Gaster: frowns. "As long as we're getting out of here."

Gaster: Let's go!

Kimmin: -heads for the exit-

Gaster: hops into Mettahella's hand.

Frisk: * She begins to run.

Lua and Rush: -Rush swings out of the castle ahead, but Lua seems to be lagging behind. With his motion freezing up for a second every 5-10 seconds-

FFrisk: She starts slowly walking out of the castle, she stops at where Chester was.

Frisk: * Actually, no, she hops onto the hand.

Ken M: ((He knows that if all the characters randomly die the forces that move the universe will rage quit and the world will stutter to a halt))

FFrisk: She quietly takes a few of the crow's feathers from when it exploded, and continues leaving the castle, slowly.

Ken M: -stays there-

Gaster: Wait!

FFrisk: I mean, she can't exactly run because her legs are weaker than wet toothpicks.

Gaster: Someone help Lua and FFrisk!

Frisk: "Yeah!"

Mettahella: brings Gaster close to his chest, pressing the skel close with a gentle pressure as he starts to leave... before scooping up Lua and FFrisk.

FFrisk: "...? Oh don't mind me, i'll be fine..." Although she gets scooped anyway.

Mettahella: We aren't gonna let anyone die!

FFrisk: "...Okay then...

Ken M: I'm staying here

Lua: -Simply phases through the hand before it picked him up. Something seems very wrong-

: The castle crumbles in on itself behind you, you should probably speed it up a bit

Ken M: you know what they say, a mans castle is his home

Erron: ((This song goes so well with this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV10oOQOGho ))

Mettahella: busts out, before realizing...

Gaster: ...

Mettahella: Shit! Lua!

FFrisk: "...Grab Rush, if we get rush out..."

Frisky: ((They look up at Earth. "Oh, look at that. The castle is gone."

Kimmin: We just destroyed a man's home then!

FFrisk: "...He's phasing out...something to dO WITH his past self?"

Frisky: (("Not like we're going back anyways."

Gaster: grinds his teeth. "Rush is out!"

: Rocks fall

MageVaati: (Fuck, now I know he's there.)

FFrisk: ((*Laharl taps on the window, as he's still on the outside of the rocket*))

FFrisk: "..."

: The roof collapses

Ken M: -lies down-

FFrisk: FFrisk left her tea set behind. Oh...that was a gift from some friends.

Kimmin: SHIT! WE GOTTA FUCKIN GOOOO!

: The black materials begin disappearing, wall by wall

Frisky: (("Fuck you, Laharl."))

FFrisk: There goes her silver teaset. ANd by friends I mean they were looted from the corpses of the dead.

Gaster: -GO-

Gaster: GO GO GO

Mettahella: is GOING

FFrisk: (("Sorry, I don't do the whole sex thing."))

Lua: -Is still running, but phasing out of reality every few seconds-

: A shard of ceiling narrowly misses your face

Kimmin: AAAAAAAAA!

FFrisk: FFrisk doesn't blink.

Frisky: (("That's not what I mean. Go use your ink as lube."

Chime: (("The alien orgy's done tho"

FFrisk: ((Lua should just phase through the rocks then))

Lua: "What t______ ____lllll?!?"

Ken M: -yawns-

Mettahella: Iiii'm sorrrrrry... w-we couldn't...

Frisky: ((True.

Ken M: -stretches out and naps-

Frisk: "..."

Mettahella: ...

MageVaati: (Eh, I'm staying here.)

Frisk: "It's over."

Lua: "_____OOO_____OO___"

Frisky: (("Me too."

Frisky: (("I like Mars."

: Lua and Rush [Lua and Rush] is now Rush [Rush].

Lua: -The screams seem to end-

FFrisk: (("I don't even have any Ink!"))

Mettahella: holds FFrisk and Gaster close.

: The castle shakes even more

: It starts to implode

FFrisk: "...He's gone..."

Mettahella: is long gone from the castle

Gaster: ... No...

FFrisk: ((KEN M SAVE LUA GOGOGOGOGOG))

Mettahella: I... couldn't save him...

Chime: ((mars is the best they treat us like royalty here

: And just like that, the castle is gone

Kimmin: -Is fucking BOLTING!- RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!

FFrisk: ((Gaster: "WHY DOES EVERY CASTLE WE STEP INTO FUCKING EXPLODE?"))

Frisky: (("I know, right?"

Rush: has been out of the castle for awhile.

FFrisk: (("FIRST IT WAS RUNNER, NOW THIS BULLSHIT!"))

: You have saved the world

Mettahella: ...

Ken M: -was napping until he castle-

FFrisk: Correction: Ken M saved the world.

Ken M: *in tbe

Mettahella: Weeeee saved the world...

Mettahella: helped

Frisk: * She eventually stops to catch her breath.

Ken M: -RIP-

: The End of the World, Part 2 [] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Kimmin: -Runs into a wall in the bar-

Frisk: "W-we did.."

Rush: "Hey guys, took you long enough"

Ken M: -was waiting for you in the bar-

Frisk: * She finally reaches the bar, and collapses.

Kimmin: OW MY FUCKIN' FACE!

Frisk: * Out of exhaustion.

Smol Asriel: is there, in a pillow fort

Mettahella: reaches the bar, and sets both passengers down.

FFrisk: She just stares out at the ruins. Just, staring.

Smol Asriel: ((Alright, the end

Ken M: lazy people today taking rockets and such

FFrisk: She's staring out the anydoor at the ruins.

Ken M: walking daily promotes a healthy heart

Smol Asriel: ((I'm not gonna do plot for quite a while

FFrisk: Just sitting there, and staring. "...Lua."

Hyper: * He helped with that pillow fort.

Gaster: is set

Frisk: ((that was

Erron: ((AWESOME

Mettahella: ((i loved that arc, the fights are a bit long but i liked it

Frisk: ((wonderful

Frisk: ((same as mv

Mettahella: ((that was kickass

FFrisk: ((WELL THE LAST ONE SURE AS HELL WASN'T LONG))

Mettahella: ((ok yeah but

Frisk: ((it kicked ass

FFrisk: ((THANKS TO YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GAMEBREAKER))

Ken M: ((Slarvath, does that mean [i]the thing?[i/]))

Rush: "What happened?"

Gaster: ((10/10 would ken m again

Ken M: ((I'm legitimately a moron

Ken M: ((*[i]the thing[/i]

Jamie (Judas): -He walks up to Kimmin- Well it seems you two... errr, you, had fun.

Smol Asriel: ((We can do [i] the thing [/i] tomorrow, but I go on vacation tuesday

Frisk: * She gets up, wobbles a bit, and orders some water.

Kimmin: Yeah... you can unfuse us now.

Ken M: ((PM me

Frisk: * She drinks the entire glass.

Smol Asriel: ((Get ur ass in PMs

Mettahella: sits down outside the bar, letting loose a robotic sigh.

Jamie (Judas): You wanted to be unfused? Shit...

FFrisk: FFrisk just stares out the anydoor, she's gonna be doing that for a while. Best to leave her alone.

Smol Asriel: pokes his snoot out of the fort, "W-what's going on?"

Kimmin: Jamie... what are you talking about!?

Jamie (Judas): -Warps out-

Mettahella: Oh hhholy fufuck that was exhilarating.

Gaster: sits next to Mettahella.

Gaster: Well.

Rush: walks into the bar, slightly panicked and looking around for someone.

Gaster: That was certainly something.

Kimmin: JAMIE YOU FUCKER!

Hyper: "Looks like that castle has been taken care of."

Mettahella: I'm sorry we couldn't save Lua.

Frisk: * She walks back outside, breathing heavily from so much runningggg

Rush: "WHAT"

Frisk: "I-I know, right?"

Mettahella: Wwe did what we cocould... I'm sorrrrry...

Smol Asriel: ((Actually

Frisk: ((Slarv: fuck you

: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.

Rush: "I..... just...WHAT?"

Smol Asriel: ((Shit he left

Mettahella: He... he phased out of our... my... hand... ugh...

FFrisk: The bar door opens.

Frisk: ".. Nobody could do anything."

FFrisk: In walks a girl, she'd be pretty if her mouth wasn't fucking covered in someone's blood.

: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [Mary].

Frisk: ((meanwhile i'm over here planning a silly, fun arc

Mary: "...Damn, I missed one hell of a fun time."

Rush: "Phased out...?"

Mettahella: ...

Mettahella: Like a ghost.

Mettahella: .....

Rush: "[sub]no no no no NO[/sub]"

Frisk: "Y-yeah, I think I saw tha-- .."

Mettahella: I'm sorry...

Rush: hits a nearby wall.

Frisk: "Are you okay?"

Frisk: ".."

Mettahella: Wewewe couldn't... do anythiiing...

Frisk: "If I may ask this again, are you okay?"

Mary: "...Okay, i'm going to walk out, and come back when you all aren't going nuts."

Rush: "This... is my fault then, isn't it..."

: Moose? Probably. [Ken M] joined chat.

Mary: "I'mma go grab another bite, i'm hungry for seconds."

Mettahella: ...

Mary: *Tap Tap Ta Tap, squeaaaak, door shut.8

Rush: "I'm not supposed to be here."

Gaster: ... I wouldn't say that it's entirely your fault.

Rush: "I fucked up everything"

Mettahella: ...Rush. Time bullshit happens. I get it.

Rush: "Now I'm dead here, and who knows what other fuck ups are going to happen now"

Frisk: "This isn't your fault."

Mettahella: Exactly.

Frisk: "Blame the multiverse."

Mettahella: The mmmultiverse is a bibitch sometimes.

Frisk: "Yeah!"

Gaster: Like I said, it all works in mysterious ways.

: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.

Kimmin: -Walks up to Rush- Look at it this way... now you have a second chance at life... you can change your future!

Rush: is shaking now. "Me changing the future is what fucked up everything in the first place"

: Moose? Probably. [Ken M] joined chat.

Mettahella: ...

Frisk: "From what I've seen, the multiverse fluctuates from good and bad and inbetween."

Kimmin: Errrm...

Rush: (( Also I just realized, are we just going to say the fusion picked up Corrin too? ))

Mettahella: ((oh, yeah,

: Barzan [Barzan] joined chat.

Mettahella: ((forgot about corn shhh

Mettahella: ((corn lives

Frisk: ((#longlivethecorn

Mettahella: set Corrin down too btw

Mary: ((Lol what if someone fused with FFrisk and actually downgraded))

Barzan: ((but Im not corn

Mary: ((Like their limbs got WEAKER because of FFrisk's horrible physical state))

Mettahella: ((lol

: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.

Frisk: ((yep

Rush: "I don't know what to do now"

: Moose? Probably. [Ken M] joined chat.

Frisk: * She gets up. "I-I.. I need to rest for a bit."

Mary: ((Grats you got four limbs but they all hurt like hell, you've got a forever case of Arthritis, and your second half is so meek you basically have full control))

Smol Asriel: has his snoot out the pillow fort

Mary: ((You might as well have stayed unfused))

Mettahella: Alright.

Frisk: "Good evening, everybody."

Ken M: ((sorry bout that my internet was snorting blow off a hooker's ass))

Frisk: * She summons an Anydoor, walks through it, and the Anydoor disappears.

Mettahella: gently boops Frisk's head. "Goodnight."

Mettahella: ((message delay ggggh

Smol Asriel: ((B

: Mettahella's connection timed out.

Frisk: * When the boop happened, she smiled.

Ken M: ((ye

: Mettahella [Mettahella] joined chat.

Kimmin: M-Maybe you should get somethin' to drink?

Frisk: * Then she walked out.

Ken M: ((Ken M

Smol Asriel: ((I forgot I had a concert tomorrow

Gaster: sighs.

Ken M: ((Ken N

Gaster: then lets loose a sob.

Ken M: ((Kem N

Frisk: ((gn everybody

Smol Asriel: ((Do it later and shit

Smol Asriel: ((gn

Mettahella: ((gn

Rush: "Do you really think Alcohol is the greatest of solutions after watching yourself die?"

Ken M: ((Kimmin

Ken M: ((gn

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Mary: She yells, muffled, through the bar door.

Mary: "Alcohol is always the greatest of solutions!"

Ken M: ((ok

Kimmin: We-- err, I'd do it...

Ken M: ((Thursday good for you?

Rush: "Fuck off!"

Mary: When you consider it, she's controlled by her father 19 hours a day who forces her to constantly injure herself. She's probably a huge fucking alcoholic.

Gaster: isn't being elegant, or cute. He's just bawling, and it looks super gross.

Rush: is slowly going crazy from this.

Smol Asriel: ((Ye

Ken M: ((well it doesn't work for me

Ken M: ((how about Friday

Mettahella: scoops Gaster back up, holding him close. "Gaster... I'm sorry... there wasn't anything we could do."

Kimmin: HEY! I've died many times! You fuck off!

Smol Asriel: ((Fucking scrub

Gaster: I-I know...

Smol Asriel: ((You know I have no life just pick a day

Rush: "I wasn't talking to you, you fucking idiot...."

Ken M: ((tomorrow

Smol Asriel: ((you little bitch

Kimmin: Oh, sorry.

Smol Asriel: ((Friday

Ken M: ((k

Gaster: I just... I just...

Mettahella: Iiiit's alriright... everything's goinnng to be okay.

Gaster: They knew... They know I love them.

Rush: "No. you don't just tell me to fuck off right after what just happened."

Gaster: They know I'm going to miss them.

Rush: "You got through this will no fucking punishment."

Mettahella: ...Just let it all out.

Erron: ((OVERWATCH RELEASES TOMMOROW!

Ken M: -just kinda looks around-

Rush: "I'm now stuck here, regretting whatever happens next"

Smol Asriel: has his snoot poked out of a pillow fort

Ken M: ((FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))

Ken M: ((idk if you can tell but I'm excited))

Kimmin: We-- Err, I'm stuck in a fusion...

Rush: "What's worse? I'm now just a target. If I die, the future fucks up more"

Mary: II https://soundcloud.com/nonplayablerecords/npc-title-theme-the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-hoppy-remix ))

Mary: ((Heres some victory music))

Mettahella: Lllelet it all out... ittt's alright.

Rush: "OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY! I REALLY CARE THAT YOU'RE JUST STUCK WITH SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT SORT OF"

Kimmin: ...

: Barzan's connection timed out.

Mary: Mary steps back in.

Gaster: lets loose a pathetic whine.

Rush: is shaking violently now.

Mary: "...So, everything is STILL going to shit."

Mettahella: hugs Gaster close.

Mary: She walks past Rush. "Kid, go back to your lab, cause I gaurantee you nobody here is going to be able to help you."

Ken M: ((fuck I can't think of a funny

Mettahella: ((mary is fuckin ruthless

Gaster: It's going to hurt...

Mettahella: I know.

Mettahella: Wwe know.

Rush: can't speak after that comment.

Smol Asriel: sniffs

Mary: "You lost your future self, tough shit. Go find someone who is capable of giving a shit. Like a person from wherever you are."

Kimmin: I just came here to comfort you... dick. -walks to the bar-

Ken M: -looks at Mary-

Mettahella: Wwwe'll both be ththere for you.

Gaster: ... I know.

Mettahella: We promise.

Mary: Mary goes over to the bar. "Fire guy, Grillbz, I never got your name so i'm assuming its a grill pun."

Grillby: He nods.

Mary: "I need the toughest alcohol you got." Ironically, Mary is not a night person.

Rush: punches the code into the lab, and leaves. He is still violently shaking.

Mary: So you could say he RUSHED out of here.

Ken M: ((brb

Grillby: -He pauses, then brings out some moonshine. It's probably got a very high and very illegal alcohol content.-

Smol Asriel: ((SO SOMEONE ON THE LISA DISCORD JUST DROPPED THIS SCREENIE

Mary: She tosses a fucking ASSLOAD of G onto the counter.

Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/lPPDyaB.gifv

Mettahella: Soft buzzes and clicks of robotics can be heard from Gaster's position.

Mary: "Don't ask where I got it and I won't ask where you got the moonshine?" She asks nicely.

Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/vfiAoLy.gifv

: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.

Mary: ((OH MY GOD ITS ADORABLE))

Grillby: -He takes this ASSLOAD of g and shoves it [s]up his ass[/s] into the cashbox and nods.-

Smol Asriel: ((UPCOMING MOD

Mary: ((LIL' LNCOLN))

Gaster: squirms a little, still sobbing.

: Rush [Rush] is now ??? [???].

Mary: She proceeds to make like a vampire named mabel, and drinks herself under the table.

Mettahella: releases the soft pressure. "Darling? Do you need anything?"

Gaster: ...

Gaster: ((gaster: i need to pee

Gaster: Not really...

???: watches from the bar window, still phasing in and out of reality. He's not recognizable at this point.

Mettahella: ((mettahella: you dont have a bladder or other renal organs

Mettahella: Oh...

: A [] joined chat.

Gaster: ((gaster: I'll make some

: (( My name a chef ))

Mettahella: Dddo you wawant anything?

Gaster: ... I don't know.

: A [] disconnected.

Mettahella: ...

Mettahella: Do you want me to just keep holding you?

Mary: https://soundcloud.com/nonplayablerecords/npc-title-theme-the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-hoppy-remix WHY THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO THIS ))

Mary: Like, theres loud gulping noises. Thats how much she is chugging

Gaster: That would be nice.

Mary: *gLUG GLUG GLU GLU G GLUG GLUG GLUG*

???: ends up walking through the window he was looking through.

Mettahella: resumes the soft pressure, holding Gaster as close to his chest as possible without hurting him. His hands are soft.

Mary: Mary looks at him.

Mettahella: Is this good?

Mary: "...You smell like that robot guy."

Gaster: Yeah.

Mettahella: Okay.

???: "Nice __ see ___'s ho_ yo_ recognize so_______.

Mettahella: 's chest vibrates a little when he speaks, because the speaker is there.

Gaster: MMmh...

Mary: "I've got really good senses, especially at night."

???: "Fair ______"

Mary: "So, why are you talking like leetspeak on crack?"

???: "Do ___ really ______ I ha__ __ntrol ov__ this?"

Mary: "No, but anyways...your little buddy, Mush or something, was pissing a fit."

Mary: "He's back at your lab."

Kimmin: ...

???: "______ not ____ I can __ now"

Mary: "Err..."

Mary: "Mind repeating that?"

Mary: "Theres not much I can do now?"

Mettahella: ...Darling... does this feel nice at all for you? I want to make sure this isn't just nice for... the two of me.

???: "There's ___ much _ ___ do ___"

Gaster: It's nice.

Mary: She shrugs.

Mettahella: Alright, good.

Mary: "Anyways, what do you need, to, y'know, fix this."

Smol Asriel: ((https://u.pomf.is/ccreze.webm

Smol Asriel: ((HAAALE SHEIT

Mary: "I kinda owe you after I punched you through a wall..."

Smol Asriel: ((I wanna draw some shit

Smol Asriel: ((Pick a chapter

Mettahella: We... wwe both lilike holding you cllllose like ththis...

Smol Asriel: ((And I will draw the boss

???: "Do ___ know ___ time ______ works?"

Gaster: And I like you both.

???: "God ____ this ______ is _____ _______"

Mettahella: A soft, audible whirr can be heard, as it causes a faint vibration in the fusion's body.

Gaster: giggles.

Mettahella: And we both like you.

Mary: "..I know a bit of time, we tried to kinda erase the sun from the timestream once.":

Gaster: I... I'm feeling bettle.

Gaster: *better

???: "A ___ more _______ than ____"

Mettahella: Good...

Mettahella: Ththat's good.

Mary: "I mean, I could probably ask my Dad...he would probably beat the hell out of me if I tried, but I would get the info."

Mary: "Whatcha need?"

???: "But that ________ will ____"

Gaster: ... Do you want to make plans for tomorrow?

Mettahella: Mmh? What kind of plans?

Mary: "...I dunno what you said, but it would work."

Gaster: We could go to the farmer's market... maybe the beach...

Smol Asriel: ((._.

Mary: ((Alright, fuck it, i'll suggest it))

Mary: ((Draw Nado and Eclipse))

???: "I'll ____ more later _____. There's _____ I'm fully ______ out"

Mettahella: Jjujust... um... hhhanging outtt?

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna draw a sprite from my game

Smol Asriel: ((*for

Gaster: ... Okay. I kind of wanted to take the kids out to do something, but...

Smol Asriel: ((Pick a chapter

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Smol Asriel: ((I'll draw the boss

???: "But I ______ be _____, alright?"

Mary: (("I'll talk more later. Theres ??? im fully phased out))

Gaster: ((draw ken m

Mettahella: Oh, that'd be nice.

Mary: ((Alright, chapter two))

Ken M: ((ok I'm back

Mettahella: ((chapter three

Smol Asriel: ((Three it is, I already did 2

???: ((times))

Ken M: -snaps back to reality-

Mary: She shrugs, and offers Lua her bottle. "Need a drink?"

Ken M: ((vintage CaU meme right there))

Gaster: ((why do i have an open tab of eren jeager

Smol Asriel: ((I had the most vintage memes tonight

???: before he can accept the bottle, he's out for now.

Smol Asriel: ((brb

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Mettahella: We can just... have a day to relax.

Gaster: nods.

Mettahella: ((bc azzy

Ken M: ((well I created a mémé so fuck you too))

Gaster: ((OH RIGHT

Gaster: ((I DREW THAT

Mary: ((Were you planning some Jaeger Bombs))

Mary: "...Damn, thought I might've been able to get him drunk."

???: (( I don't know how I will pull this off until July, but I will do it ))

Mary: [sub]"Would've made a nice thrall..."[/sub]

Gaster: ((also i just rememberd titan!eren looks like buff waluigi

Ken M: alcohol is the fool's refuge

???: (( Wait WHAT ))

???: (( I need to see this ))

Gaster: ((without a mustache but the ears and nose

Mary: ((The biggest thing about Titan Eren to me))

Mettahella: Oh, I could show the kids the new Pokémon I got... I have a few very pretty darlings.

Mary: ((Are those FUCKING HIPS YOU CAN SLICE BREAD WITH THOSE THINGS))

???: (( OH MY GOD ))

Mettahella: ((hellatons are better

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Mettahella: ((my favorite bit is the mouth ngl

Smol Asriel: ((Wait WHAT

Smol Asriel: ((Azzy has been drawn?

Mettahella: Sylveon is arguably the cutest.

Kimmin: . . .

Ken M: ((they're all getting wet over some anime character

Mary: (( http://pre07.deviantart.net/28fa/th/pre/i/2015/056/3/1/sassy_rogue_titan_by_pyc_art-d8jgy5g.png ))

???: (( where is the edit where it adds Waluigi's nose/ears/mustache to Eren? ))

Gaster: Mmmh...

Gaster: ((idk i know there was one

???: (( we need to find that relic ))

Ken M: it's a good thing you all landed safely on earth

Ken M: if you hit too hard you could have made a big hole and let al the gravity out

Mettahella: ...Darling? Is it alright if I kiss you?

Mary: ((Is there a way to just))

Mary: ((Download))

Mary: ((An entire fanfiction))

Mary: ((To your computer))

Gaster: ((i know on ao3 there is

Gaster: nods. "Go right ahead."

Mary: ((I need some fucking reading for my 9 hour car ride))

Ken M: ((Yes it's called writing one yourself ya jackass))

Mettahella: lifts Gaster up to his lips, and presses a big, soft smooch to the skeleton.

Ken M: ((Jk jk

Mary: ((Chime toss me a good long fanfic))

Mary: ((Interesting one))

Gaster: giggles.

Gaster: ((I don't really read fanfic though

Mary: ((I thought you did))

Mary: ((Fuck))

Mary: ((I gotta search myself then))

Gaster: ((uh what's that really good undertale one

Ken M: be careful, scientific studies have shown that teeth have a bad effect on lips

Gaster: ((i think it was called one by one?

Mary: ((I know that one))

Mary: Mary stumbles over to happy fam.

Mettahella: ((it's called writing one yourself and not finishing it for a year after and it's still not done i started that back in senior year

Mary: "Yooo, anyone wanna...drink!"

Mettahella: ...

Gaster: Not really.

Mettahella: Iiiii dodon't drink.

Ken M: -was talking to Gaston there-

Mary: "Goooood, i'm hungry now..."

Mettahella: is ignoring Ken M, the Hella side is.

Mary: "Anyone know where...some,,uhh...good food is?"

Gaster: Do you like burgers?

Ken M: a bunch of scientists went into a room and bit their lips; nine out of ten said it hurt

Mary: "No...not THAT kinda food."

Mary: "The bloody kind, y'know."

Mettahella: uses one hand to point to the bar RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO HIM

Mettahella: ...

Mary: "Y'know."

Mary: "Y'knowwhat I meaaaan"

Mettahella: You're a vampire.

Ken M: eating rare steaks is a sign of danger

Mary: She smiles, showing off fangs. "No shiiit sherlock!~"

Mary: "Did the...zzz...reflections in the mirrors not give it away!" She laughs like thats the funniest joke ever.

Gaster: Haven't seen one of you in a while.

Mary: She doens't even have mirror reflections.

Mettahella: grins, showing his interlocking teeth. That was Mettaton right there.

Mary: Note she isn't gonna remember ANY of this.

Ken M: if you eat all the rare steaks all we'll have left is common steaks

Mettahella: They're very sharp.

Mary: So these people are gonna know she's secretly a twilight character.

Mary: Mary smiles wider...

Ken M: ((EEW

Mary: And her front teeth pull a toothless and abruptly grow sharper.

Ken M: ((oh you meant metaphorically

Mettahella: ((steak jokes are a rare medium well done

Mary: (Yeah))

Mary: Rule 16:NEVER GO FULL TWILIGHT

Mary: "Know any...less than nice peeeople hereeee?"

Mary: "Ooones you wouldn't miiind...say...loosing a liter of blood....hah..."

Mettahella: Anyway. The Underground is kind of barren, but America still exists.

Ken M: fun fact

Mettahella: Mmmettaton nnno...

Mettahella: Mettaton yes.

Ken M: blood is red because it comes from Mars, the red planet

Mary: "FuuuUUUUCK that! I ain't walking to america..."

MageVaati: (No it doesn't)

Mary: "England for the wiiin!" She sounds like the girl from Hellsing.

Gaster: America's right over our heads.

Mettahella: .......

Mettahella: Um.

Mettahella: England's kind of..... gone.

Mary: ((WAIT I CAN JUST DOWNLOAD HP AND THE METHODS OF RATIONALITY))

Mary: "..."

Mary: "God bless our noble queen...long live her leeevity...."

Ken M: all red things come from Maes, like roses, insects, and those plastic cups you get at parties

Mettahella: The population kinda got fucked over.

Gaster: ((if it's on ao3, yes

Mary: She's off into drunken singing.

Ken M: *Mars

Mettahella: puts a fingertip to her face, and probably half her chest.. "Sh."

Mettahella: You're off-key.

Ken M: if I was a vampire hunter I'd make it my job to make sure vampires never see the light of day

Mettahella: ...

Gaster: ((i'm watching a clip from the attack on titan live action movie and this one titan stands up with a look that says "bitch you thought"

Mary: She stops.

Mary: Turns to Ken M.

Mary: "For your information, we DON'T see the light of day. We don't sparkle, we burn the fucking ashes."

Ken M: ((The joke

Ken M: ((Mary's head

Mettahella: ((i laughed

Mary: "Like. Dust. Seconds."

Mettahella: ...That's the joke.

Mary: ((Mary isn't a humor person))

Mary: "..."

Mary: "....FUCK"

Ken M: vampire hunting isn't a joke

Mettahella: The joke went so far over yourvhead it hit my waist.

Mary: "I mean COME ON...even my daaad has better humor than that!"

Mary: Her ear chip beeps on.

Ken M: it's a dangerous business full of trickery and deceit

Mary: "Yes, I do. Thank you for standing up for me Mary."

Gaster: No, it hit your head.

Mary: "FUCK YOuuuuuu"

Mettahella: ...

Mary: "Mary, please, punch yourself in the face."

Mary: *SMACK*

Mary: The chip beeps off.

Mary: "Seeeee? Humor!"

Mettahella: quickly kisses Gaster to shoosh him.

Mettahella: Shh.

Mary: "Imma..imma...go find someone to feed on..."

Ken M: i wish my father was around to punch me in the face

Mary: She tries to make it to the door, and trips.

Mettahella: ...

Mary: And slides.

Gaster: giggles a little.

Mary: Drunken Vampire Problems.

Mary: Her chip beeps on again.

Kimmin: -mumbling about Jamie being a dick-

Mettahella: chuckles,mthe deep laugh seeming to reverbrate through his body.

Mary: "Mary, you are far too intoxicated as my progeny, I am removing the alcoholic inhibitions from your system, and then you will slam your face against the table."

Ken M: he prefers kicking though

Gaster: Aaaah, you're so cute like this!

Mettahella: !

Mary: *ZZZZZZZZAP* "What the fuck did I just do WAIT NO THATS A TABLE" *SMASH*

Mettahella: blushes a bit, as a steam cloud puffs into the air.

Mary: ((OH SHIT I REALIZED WHAT JOKE I NEED TO MAKE))

Mary: ((JUMPER CABLES)0

Mary: ((FUCKING JUMPER CABLES))

Ken M: it's about time you learned that alcohol is merely a fool's recluse

Ken M: ((YES

Mary: "...Fuck."

Mary: She stands up. "...How drunk was I?"

Mary: "I don't remember anything, sorry if I tried to kill anyone."

Mettahella: Shitfaced.

Gaster: hugs his giant husband... boyfriend. "Pretty damn drunk."

Ken M: it's the hidey-hole of the less-endowed

Mary: She seems to feel around her mouth for a second, realizes her fangs are showing, and hides them. "...Yeah, Humans aren't that great at alcohol, yeah."

Mary: "Humans."

Mettahella: whirrs. "Darl--wwing, you're ssso cucute..." \Did you make us say "darlwing"\ \im sorry\ \Holy shit that was cute\

Ken M: I'm sick and tired of all these vampires complaining about human problems

Mary: "..."

Gaster: Awww, no! You're cuter!

Mettahella: ((3 months ive waited to make the darlwing pun

Ken M: maybe they need to work a nine to five job to see what it's like

Mary: "Yeah, uhh, me too. Bro." She pats Ken M on the back, hoping that was a coincidence.

Gaster: ((watching undertale corruptions when SUDDENLY: http://prntscr.com/b7atxc

Mary: Bitch she works 19 hours.

Mary: OH WAIT 9 TO FIVE

Mary: HAH

Mary: NICE

Mettahella: Noooo, you are.

Gaster: You just said Darlwing!

Mary: She feels around her face again.

Mettahella: Not on purpooooose I mamade a mistaShhhh, that was cute--ggggguys!

Mary: "Ugh, I hate the taste of my own blood, tastes like pennies..."

Ken M: ((Laharl you just got Ken M'd))

Mary: ((YES I DID))

Mettahella: ((KEN FUCKING M

Mary: ((I'd like to say one more time that I FUCKING BROKE THE GAME AGAIN KEK))

Gaster: laughs.

Mettahella: blushes harder.

Mary: "...So, what did I do while I was shitfaced?"

Mary: [sub]"Damn i'm hungry."[/sub]

Gaster: You sang a britain song.

Smol Asriel: continues to have his snootle out

Mary: "...I don't even live there anymore. Why did I sing a british song?"

Ken M: -moseys on over near the goat-

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Ken M: ah the pillow fort, the soft cuddly counterpart of war fortifications

Gaster: Because you wanted to, I think.

Mettahella: I kinda mentioned how it was gone.

Mary: "...England is GONE?"

Mary: "Damn."

Mary: "...Damn."

Mary: "Damn..."

Mary: "...Damn..."

Mettahella: Yeah.

Mettahella: Sssorry...

Ken M: -guesses the goat isn't going to talk to him-

Mettahella: It happened when we returned from the moon.

Mary: "It's fine, not my England anyway."

Mettahella: Oh.

Ken M: -goes to sleep because it's goddamn Monday-

Mary: "...Anything else?" She needs to know whether or not she spilled everything.

Mettahella: ..Say, did I ever get your name?

Mettahella: Iii'm sorry I... I foforgot....

Mary: "..."

Mary: "Marielle Denise Lance."

Mary: "Everyone just calls me Mary though."

Mettahella: Ah.

Smol Asriel: ((WAIT

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK

Smol Asriel: ((I WAS SPRITING

Mary: ((Subtle pick at her having a really old name.))

Mary: ((I wonder why))\

Gaster: yawns a little.

Smol Asriel: "H-huh..?"

Mettahella: Well, I'm... well, right now we're Mettahella and we're half Mettaton, half Hellaton.

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Mettahella: ...Gggaster? Are you alllllright?

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK

Smol Asriel: ((YOU LITTLE SHIT

Mary: (( http://prntscr.com/b7avrn I'm ready ))

Gaster: Yeah, I'm fine.

Mettahella: Tired?

Gaster: Yeah.

Mettahella: ...Do you mind if we... um... try something a bit different?

Mary: "I'm not tired at all..." I wonder why

Gaster: Oh?

Mettahella: I kind of have wanted to, uh, hold you close to my chest, sorta like I... we did when we were hugging you... and just....... s-surround you with me.... this is really dumb I'm sorry...

Mettahella: hides his face in one set of hands.

Gaster: ... Uh, okay.

Mettahella: ...I don't want to do it if you don't want to though...

Gaster: You can go ahead.

Mettahella: You're sure?

Mary: She's now bored, and hungry.

Gaster: Positive.

Mary: She contemplates feeding on that girl who keeps staring through the anydoor. But decides not.

Mary: She can't feed on monsters, so...

Mary: Hmm.

Mettahella: Alright... if... if you don't want to then please tell me now...

Mettahella: lowers his hands from his face. He's blushing as much as he can.

Gaster: Go ahead and do it.

Smol Asriel: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwNxsENwyAMAMBdGABjFILJr90EEUQiEYxi9xV19_Ze95jP3c1mDtUpG8B-SuF7t6J851ZtY2695nmKLXxBVs3luOpQAQxppTWGFNH_48gB0oJxSZ588OiInIfXaLW_WQTtHM18f2-AI4k.dm6Lce0ETRKhHJRI44bX__H_76M.png

Mettahella: ...Alright.

Mettahella: I love you, darling.

Kimmin: . . .

Smol Asriel: has his snoot poked out of his fort still, if anyone wanted to talk

Mettahella: gives Gaster another kiss. "We both love yyyou."

Gaster: chuckles. "I know that."

Mary: http://i.imgur.com/J7MEvAY.png DARLING WELCOME TO THE WHEEL OF PAIN

Mettahella: brings Gaster down to his chest, cupping all his hands around the skeleton as he slowly lays down. Sure enough, the warmth from his soft hands and less soft chest surrounds his husboyfriend... that's a weird term but... anyway. Mettahella places a very gentle, soft pressure on Gaster. "We love you."

Gaster: ... This is nice.

Mettahella: You like it?

Mettahella: ((HOLY SHIT LAHARL

Mettahella: ((i love it

Mary: ((Mettasun))

Gaster: Yeah.

Mettahella: ((mettaton solrock fusion

Mettahella: gives a soft, quick whirr in response.

Smol Asriel: ((http://nomidot.deviantart.com/art/Wrong-goat-573731162

Mettahella: Are you comfortable like this?

Kimmin: -they just stare at the sky-...

Gaster: Yeah.

Smol Asriel: ((Azzy is being impatient

Mettahella: Okay.

Mettahella: Ggogoooodnight, Gaster.

Mettahella: Goodnight, darling.

Gaster: slowly dozes off.

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Mettahella: does the same, occasionally giving a soft whirr or hum.

Mary: ((When you scroll down the dashboard and run into undertail))

Mary: (('Wtf is there a shibari Grillby on my dash'))

Gaster: ((RIP

Smol Asriel: emerges from the fort

Mettahella: ((im goin to bed, gn

Gaster: ((i put all porn on a sideblog

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Smol Asriel: ((gn

Erron: ((or do you?

Gaster: ((i do, to protect minors

Mary: ((Hell it isn't really porn))

Mary: ((It's just a Grillby up in BDSM Shibari, he has pants on))

Mary: ((BUT WHY IS IT ON MY DASH)0

Gaster: ((... that sound nice i'm not going to lie

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Mary: (( http://prntscr.com/b7az8x ))

Mary: ((It's Sfw unless you auto-jizz from seeing hot fire))

Erron: ((Now my house is flooding, thanks laharl.

Gaster: ((oh wait i'e seen that

Smol Asriel: attempts to pick up hyper

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Smol Asriel: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/03127b5b47a1c2d0500cb7b4a0a92965/tumblr_inline_o1abl0aX5S1rldzpu_540.png

Mary: ((Anyway))

Mary: ((This is the end))

Mary: ((I may not show back up for a week, maybe I will if our hotel has internet))

Gaster: ((Okay, see you soon!

Mary: ((Peace out, space robots.))

Erron: ((bye

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Kimmin: What are we going to do? /What do you mean?/ If we don't ever unfuse... we'll never see each other again... /Oh, right. I thought you wanted to fuse./ I... I did. But I also wanted to unfuse, so we could see eachother, and talk to eachother... /I guess.../

Smol Asriel: is trying reeeeally hard to pick up this stupid gote

Gaster: ((going to bed, gn everyone

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Smol Asriel: ((gn

Erron: ((gn

Smol Asriel: succeeds in dragging Hyper into the fort with him

Kimmin: -Looks at Smolriel for a second- ...

Smol Asriel: looks, "Hm?"

Kimmin: Hm.

Kimmin: -turns back- ...I hope we get unfused soon... /me too./

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Barzan: ((sup

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Jäger Leyline: (oi

Azalea: -She is in the bar, eating.-

: ((Ay))

Jäger Leyline: walks in

Azalea: "Hey Jäger."

Jäger Leyline: Hey, hows its going?

Azalea: "Fine."

Jäger Leyline: hops on the couch

Jäger Leyline: anything new?

Azalea: "Not really."

Jäger Leyline: cool cool

Azalea: "how have you been?"

Jäger Leyline: ehh, still in debt,but alrifht

Azalea: "And how about Loni?"

Jäger Leyline: seems to change to a more serious expression

Jäger Leyline: it seems like its getting harder for her to move

Azalea: "...Well, I've been preparing something for her, so I think it will help."

Jäger Leyline: whats that?

Azalea: "It's a surprise, but I'm making a makeshift motorized chair thing."

Azalea: "With something to keep an IV bag, and such."

Jäger Leyline: hmmm

Jäger Leyline: I could have always gotten wheel chair before

Azalea: "Yeah, but not this one."

Azalea: "This one doesn't require her to spin the wheels all day."

Jäger Leyline: yeah but the thing is, I wanted to walk as much as she could due to her condition. If she uses a chair, it might mean her body won't be getting exercise and eventually be well, impossible even walk a few feet

Jäger Leyline: wanted her*

Azalea: "Yeah, yeah that's fair, actually..."

Azalea: "Didn't really think about that."

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Azalea: "I just thought that it might get tiring to walk with me, if we were to go on a long walk. Like, that was my intention in this, I feel like she's enjoy walking around with me."

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Jäger Leyline: yeah I could see it then

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Smol Asriel: (( WHAT THE SPAGHETTI DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU HUMAN? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE ROYAL KNIGHTS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON SNOWDIN, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PUZZLES. I AM TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS AND I’M THE TOP MONSTER IN THE ENTIRE UNDERGROUND. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU OUT WITH COOL DUDE BONES THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY SUPERIOR WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT NONSENSE TO ME OVER THE UNDERNET? NYEH HEH HEH! THINK AGAIN, HUMAN. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF DOGS ACROSS THE UNDERGROUND AND YOUR CELL PHONE IS BEING TRACKED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR YOUR CAPTURE, HUMAN. THE CAPTURE THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO PROVE TO UNDYNE ONCE AND FOR ALL HOW GREAT I AM! YOU’RE FINISHED, HUMAN. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN DATE YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY RATTLING BONES. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS, BUT I AM AN EXCELLENT COOK AND I WILL USE MY COOKING SKILLS TO SHOW MY SUPERIOR LOVE FOR PASTA!!! IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT GRAND RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” FLIRTING WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, SILLY HUMAN. BEING THE GREAT PAPYRUS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN IN DATING, AND I NEVER WILL! NYEH HEH HEH! ))

Smol Asriel: ((just thought I'd leave this here kek

Smol Asriel: ((CaU copypasta contest?

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???: (( What the hell slar? ))

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Ken M: ((hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...))

Ken M: ((Just me and my 💕Dad💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦Small Oan💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I use them!💦 I abuse them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘Rich💘 😊Rich😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫More daddy! Faster daddy! 😫💦💕 1 Million💦, 2 Million💦💦, 3 Million💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑heir 👑but I'm also a millionaire! 💟 He makes me feel rich💗!He makes me feel yuuuuge💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a Trump should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑))

Ken M: ((Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The graphics suck They´re like Pong From the 1970ties You recieve an eye tumor if you play the game too long Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The gameplay sucks It´s way too easy and repetitive I tried to get to the second level in pacifist run but I just can´t get to it Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The story sucks it´s inconsistent And the barrier is a ripoff of Gothic I tried to kill Asriel but I just can´t do it Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The music sucks Its repetitive chiptunes And it rips of other songs I tried to spare the angry dummy but I just can´t do it Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The message sucks It wants you to treat characters like real life people that´s why the fanbase got schizophrene Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The fanbase sucks They will call you murderer for just playing the game And they hate fun I tried to kill Chara but I just can´t do it Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game The graphics suck, the game is preachy, and it hurts your brain Undertale sucks Undertale sucks Undertale is a pointless game))

Ken M: ((I win

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Frisk: ((hi

Frisk: ((.. oh

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Mary: YOOOO))

Mary: ((Heyo Yazan))

Mary: ((So I have internet at my condo))

Jäger Leyline: (oi

Jäger Leyline: ((thats cool

Mary: ((And i've got the damn pimp house))

Mary: ((Like, I need to take pics of where i'm sitting right now))

Mary: ((But I currently have the laptop hooked up to a wall outlet on a padio, with a glass wall))

Mary: ((So Its like i'm outdoors BUT WITHOUT ANY OF THE HORROR OF THE OUTDOORS ))

Jäger Leyline: (((coolsive

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Mary: Down for you too?))

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Mary: ((Anyway I gtg eat now))

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Gaster: ((ALLL BYYYY MYSELF

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???: (( hello ))

Gaster: ((Hi

Gaster: ((I'm not doing much rn, just looking at some failed ama's

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Frisk: ((hi

Gaster: ((hey there

DamnDude: (( hello ))

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DamnDude: (( Oh my god, there's a full sub of failed amas ))

Gaster: ((yes there is

DamnDude: (( Alright, time to waste an hour of my life ))

Gaster: ((r/amadisasters

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Gaster: ((just a warning, if you see the one about the guy writing very smutty child pornography, do NOT click on that link - they've got excerpts from the book and they're, uh, graphic

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DamnDude: (( I was guessing so ))

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Gaster: ((I have to say the Jose Canseco one is my favorite

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DamnDude: (( I'll brb, I gotta work on APCS stuff ))

Gaster: ((Okay.

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Frisk: ((Ken M is the best thing to ever happen to CaU RPG

Gaster: ((That was amazing

Ken M: ((I'm just a man

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DamnDude: (( I still have no idea what the fuck happened last night, and how something like that was missed ))

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Gaster: ((It just proved that the system wasn't infallable

Gaster: ((Anyway i don't expect much action here tonight because overwatch gets released

DamnDude: (( Also, my PS4 controller chargers came in ))

DamnDude: (( and I'm so happy ))

Gaster: ((nice

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Gaster: ((in fact overwatch drops in like, 8 minutes

DamnDude: (( huh ))

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Frisk: ((what's the deal with overwatch

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Frisk: ((like, what is it

Gaster: ((It's an fps

Ken M: ((It makes everybody jizz themselves

Frisk: ((oh ok

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Jäger Leyline: (itz ths new team fortess basically

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Frisk: ((gotcha

Jäger Leyline: ((gimmick character and classes

Jäger Leyline: (everyone ia rip

Gaster: ((I'm gonna go take a shower, brb

Jäger Leyline: (rip chime

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Mettahella: ((hi

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Ken M: ((ayy

: ((Hi))

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: ((AC at my house is broken))

: ((Great fun))

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Mettahella: ((i just wanna say thanks for breaking slarv's game with your ridiculously op move that beat even gaston's ultimate move by a couple dozen thousand

Mettahella: ((that shit was wonderful

Ken M: ((It was Laharl's move

Ken M: ((But yw

Mettahella: ((i love the battle rp, even though it gets tedious at times, but that was hilarious

Mettahella: ((wait didnt you make the stats

Ken M: ((No

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Mettahella: ((oh

Mettahella: ((well thanks for bringing ken m in

Ken M: ((k

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Mettahella: ((my gf wants to fight this version of ken m bc of the shit with hella first time he appeared and i kinda do too but we both agree that 99.5% of the shit you come up with is hilarious

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Mettahella: ((i also am so glad you were the reason hella finally stood up for himself. not by an epic event, not by life risking bullshit, but by KEN FUCKING M

Ken M: ((Ken M unites the world

Mettahella: ((ken m saves and destroys the world

Ken M: ((Oh shit overwatch is up

Ken M: ((I must go, my people need me

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Frisk: ((also hi mv

Mettahella: ((hi

Frisk: ((everybody else is fucking dead

Mettahella: ((i know

Frisk: ((motherfucking overwatch

Frisk: ((killing us all

Mettahella: ((i mean, eh

Frisk: ((eh, people just like the game

Frisk: ((i personally don't have any interest in it

DamnDude: (( I'm working on APCS things ))

Gaster: ((I'm back

Mettahella: ((hiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee

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Gaster: ((hello

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Gaster: is at home, relaxing.

Frisk: ((wb

Mettahella: unfused and all that shit im just too lazy to type it out rn

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Gaster: is reading a book.

: -The distinctive sound of a WiiU gamepad hitting a pillow can be heard.-

Gaster: ... Uh.

Frisk: ((in 2026 it would be cool to read e-books but gaster is just like "fuck you i like books better"

Gaster: ((He found a book that looked old and neat

Frisk: ((Gaster has a fetish for old and neat things

Gaster: ((like mettaton

Glamor: [font=glamor]GO TO HELL, GINMIN374![/font]

Frisk: ((Metta fits that category

MettatonSEX: ((thats why he likes the mettatons

Frisk: ((yes

Gaster: Oh dear...

Gaster: goes to check on his son.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-has been playing Splatoon.-[/font]

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Gaster: Hey there. Are things not going well?

Frisk: ((Glamor gets told on Splatoon that he's a squeaker

Frisk: ((Glamor rages

Gaster: ((splatoon doesn't have voice chat

Frisk: ((ik

Frisk: ((but if it did

: -By the way Metta and Hella are out doing things and getting a couple of cute science gifts for Gaster.-

Frisk: ((-fancy finger gestures-

Gaster: -nice-

Frisk: ((maaaaagic

Frisk: -nice-

Glamor: [font=glamor]This asshole splatted me tEN TIMES[/font]

DamnDude: (( A line and a circle aren't ancy ))

DamnDude: (( fancy* ))

Gaster: ((someone writes "DONGUS" in their team's ink

Glamor: ((thats metta

Gaster: ((glamor: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Glamor: ((metta memes in ink

Gaster: Oh, I see.

Glamor: [font=glamor]IN ONE BATTLE[/font]

Frisk: ((Metta makes a drawing of Pépé in ink

Gaster: Hmm...

Glamor: [font=glamor]GGGGGGHHHHH[/font]

Glamor: ((metta memes on miiverse

Gaster: looks down at his son and offers advice.

Gaster: ((gaster: get gud

Frisk: ((yes

Glamor: [font=glamor]SNIPERS ARE ASSHOLES.[/font]

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Glamor: clearly needs Ninja Squid.

DamnDude: (( Gaster: "It only game, why you haf to be mad?" ))

Frisk: ((Glamor clearly does not get any Splatoon skills from Metta

Gaster: Ninja Squid is your friend.

Glamor: [font=glamor]...Ninja what?[/font]

Frisk: ((Gaster turns into a literal ninja

Frisk: (("I am the Ninja Squid!"

Glamor: has reached level 34 without paying attention to abilities.

Frisk: ((Then he breaks the game controller

Frisk: ((Glamor cries

Gaster: It's an ability you get in clothing.

Gaster: The downside is that you don't look good.

Frisk: ((Glamor: I want to look fabulous, though.))

Frisk: ((Glamor: fuck that ability

Glamor: [font=glamor]...But I'm Mettaton's son, first and foremost. Have you forgotten that.[/font]

Frisk: ((Gaster: don't fuck the ninja squid

Glamor: [font=glamor]Papa. I have to look the best.[/font]

Gaster: Do you want to keep getting murdered?

Glamor: [font=glamor]...No.[/font]

DamnDude: (( "Then Pray to RNGesus" ))

Frisk: (("Do you want to keep getting murdered?" -Gaster, 2026

Gaster: Heck, have you even unlocked extra slots on your gear?

Glamor: [font=glamor]...Yes.[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]They all have little squids.[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]I assumed they were just accomplishments.[/font]

Gaster: No, those are abilities.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh.[/font]

Glamor: has like 7 Swim Speed Up things.

Gaster: ... You don't need all those swim speeds...

Glamor: has the Punk Cherries, Black Rockenberg Jacket, and Black Arrowbands.

Glamor: [font=glamor]...What.[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]Please explain.[/font]

Frisk: ((Hella: Dddo we getttt anything fffor Fffrisk? Metta: No, she already has enough shit. She's like a hoarder, except she stores everything in her pockets. Hella: ...Oh.))

Gaster: lauches into an explanation, because I have very little knowledge of Splatoon mechanics.

Glamor: [font=glamor].....[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]So I gotta get one of those ones? ....Hmm......[/font]

Glamor: goes into the store and finds the Zekko Hoodie. He tries it on...

Gaster: Yes.

Glamor: [font=glamor]...This is actually kinda cute.[/font]

Gaster: See? You like that.

Glamor: buys it.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Yay![/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]But I'm less punk rock...[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]...Fuck it.[/font]

Gaster: Well, you can hide better now. It's got Ninja Squid, right?

Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah.[/font]

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Glamor: rushes into another battle. This child, I swear.

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Gaster: chuckles.

Corsiva: -She walks downstairs and watches.-

Glamor: is MageVaati in terms of actual skill level: good, but not the best. Does best in Turf Wars and Splat Zone. Mains Aerospray RG and .52 Gal Deco. Plays as a female squid despite not being one.

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Glamor: manages to avoid getting sniped.

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Glamor: also ninja squid decreases swim speed so those boosts helped out

Gaster: smiles. "See, you got it."

Glamor: has sent seekers after snipers and succeeded.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Fuck yeah![/font]

Glamor: has the best kill/death ratio of this battle.

Gaster: claps. "Good job!"

Glamor: [font=glamor]I did it! Thanks, papa![/font]

Glamor: flies up to Gaster and hugs him close.

Gaster: chuckles. "No problem."

Glamor: [font=glamor]Now I can kick everyone's butts![/font]

Glamor: has no legs to kick with.

Gaster: I see a small issue with that.

Glamor: [font=glamor]....[/font]

Frisk: ((Glamor lacks the beautiful legs of his father

Glamor: [font=glamor]You know what I mean![/font]

Glamor: ((he gets the sass though

Frisk: ((all he needs is the sass

Gaster: laughs. Corsiva falls asleep on the couch.

Glamor: floats to his sister. "...Um. You okay?"

Frisk: ((Corsiva: shhh I'm pretending to be dead

Frisk: ((Glamor: you're already dead

Frisk: ((Corsiva: ... oh

Glamor: ((theyre doubledead

Corsiva: -She jolts awake. "I... I didn't get a lot of sleep.."

Frisk: ((Corsiva: well, you're dead too!

Frisk: ((Glamor: at least i can accept it

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