Hellaton: ...D-do you cccacacare that Iiiii feel like youuuuuuuu're just sasaying that to get me off your back becccause I'm not woworth anything? Evvvven if I knowwww it probably isnnn't true
Gaster: nods. "I do care."
Frisk: ((Gaster just sounds like he doesn't fucking care at all rn))
Frisk: ((I wonder why Hella feels that way
Hellaton: ..........Are yyyou just sayyying that to get me off your bababack?
Gaster: shakes his head. "No."
Hellaton: ((its because hes so used to people not giving a shit
Frisk: ((true
Hellaton: Realllly? T-then... why do you cacacare about me so mumuch?
Gaster: holds Hellaton's hand. "Because I like you."
Hellaton: ...I donnnnn't get whyhyhy you do.
Gaster: shrugs. "Well, I'm not exactly sure why myself."
Hellaton: ...
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Hellaton: I hhhhohohonestly expect yyyou to be donnnne with me. I'm a saddddd sack of shit and I donn't knowowow what happenned last night but I wowoke up on the couch and I jjjust... I feel like shittt. I feeeeel like nobody actually cares annnd they're just trrrrying to shut my glililitchy speaker up.
Gaster: hugs Hellaton close. "Well, I'm not. It's just that... well."
Gaster: It doesn't feel like Mettaton wants to spend time with me sometimes. I'm sorry.
Hellaton: ...
Frisk: ((Gaster: And I ran out of my goddamn cheetos.))
Gaster: A-and I know it sounds selfish of me to ask, but... he still loves me, right?
Hellaton: Yes...
Gaster: smiles, and sniffles a little. "That's nice to hear..."
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: seems to... well, wilt, like a dying plant.
Frisk: * She just doesn't want to interrupt this.
Frisk: ((hellaton is like a plant, he's pretty for a while before he wilts and isn't cared about anymore))
Hellaton: A glitched... noise... happens. He looks as if he's about to cry. But he can't cry.
Gaster: And, well... I don't know. I'm sorry.
Hellaton: ((...i cant argue with that
Hellaton: ..........
Frisk: ((or at least that's what hellaton thinks))
Hellaton: ((p much
Hellaton: ((except he feels like hes wilting 95% of the time
Frisk: * She then joins the hug.
Frisk: ((yep
Hellaton: isn't hugging either of them back.
Hellaton: ((thats actually a surprisingly good way to describe depression. you can feel like a blooming flower but then next thing you know youre wilting
Frisk: ((huh, yeah
Hellaton: is just kind of... still.
Gaster: How are you feeling?
Hellaton: Sttttttttill lililike shit.
Gaster: Is there anything I can do?
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Hellaton: [s]Mayyyybe acacactually give a shit about me[/s] I dddon't know. I jjjujujujust want others to actually carrrre about me. I'm onlllly feeling that a little, frororom Frisk.
Gaster: squeezes Hellaton close. "I'm sorry if I don't make it clear."
Frisk: ((MV, is it a pain to type Hellaton's vvvvvoicccce?))
Hellaton: ((a bibibit
Hellaton: ((but i like typing memeory instead of memory
Frisk: "..I hope that you feel more of that. I really do."
Frisk: ((yes
Hellaton: ...Yyyyyyyou... um... c-cccan I be honessst wiwithout you hahating me?
Gaster: nods.
Frisk: [s]"I'll hate you either way"[/s]
Hellaton: You... ddddon't seem to shhhhow that you cacacare. Not sisince I got this bbbody.
Gaster: It's hard sometimes.
Frisk: "Hm.."
Frisk: ((Hellaton: Aaaamm I pppppretty?))
Frisk: ((Gaster: No.))
Hellaton: ((no omg
Hellaton: ((frisky no
Hellaton: ....
Frisky: ((Ah, but you've got to find me first! THINK OF ME AS WALDO))
Frisk: ((frisky no))
Hellaton: ((found you
Frisky: ((..Shit.))
Hellaton: ((ur right here bich
Frisky: ((No I'm.. not.. -slowly hides in the corner-))
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Hellaton: ((i can see you
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Hellaton: ...
Frisky: ((WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh))
Frisk: ((wow
Hellaton: Dddo yoyou even like anything about me?
Gaster: I do!
Hellaton: Whhhat?
Gaster: I... well. You seem like a nice person...
Gaster: realizes he doesn't know Hellaton that well.
Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((WOW))
Hellaton: grips his knees with one set of hands.
Frisk: ".."
Hellaton: I knnnew it, y-yyou really don't lililike me, do you?
Gaster: No, I do like you! I just... don't know that much about you, okay?
Hellaton: ....
Hellaton: D-dddo you eveveven want to?
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Gaster: I do, it's just...
Gaster: I feel like I'm falling apart...
Hellaton: Jjjoin the fucking clululub.
Gaster: I... I'll just go...
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: goes cold.
Gaster: teleports.
Frisk: "..."
Hellaton: ((gaster no
Plush: is still on the bar counter
Hellaton: .......
Frisk: "Erm.. I.."
Frisk: "I don't really know what to say after all that."
Plush: Hyper would have a time with the plush
Frisk: ((should i roleplay hyper examining the plush rn
Frisk: ((while roleplaying frisk at the same time
Hellaton: ...I wwwiwiwish I could just ddddissapear. I rerereally do.
Hellaton: Thatttt way nobonobody would havvve to deal with me.
Plush: ((Nah
Gaster: -Oh wait, he left a note.-
Frisk: ((aight
Frisk: * She glances at the note.
Frisk: "Wait."
Plush: ((Since I'm pretty sure flame can't make it tho, Hyper is essential in chapter 5
Hellaton: looks at the note.
Frisk: "There's a note, perhaps you should look at that?"
Plush: ((And when you're done with frisk, yeah
Frisk: ((ok))
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: -[i] I can't fix you if I can't fix myself.[/i] -
Hellaton: ....
Frisk: ((Damn Gaster, back at it again with the poetic shit.))
Hellaton: gets up. "....I nnneneneed time to think."
Frisk: "That's fine. Take all the time you need."
Hellaton: leaves the bar, through the front door, and heads in the general direction of Waterfall.
Hellaton: seems real fuckin upsetti.
Frisk: ((every time i hear the S word irl i immediately think about rule 2))
Frisk: ((what has cau done to me))
Hellaton: ((enhanced ur life
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
Frisk: ((YES))
Frisk: ((exactly
MettatonSEX: busts into the bar and looks around. "Fuck."
Frisk: "Dad?"
MettatonSEX: Hi Frisk. Do you know where either Gaster or Hellaton are? Neither of them were home and I need to talk to both of them.
Frisk: "Well, I have no idea where Gaster is. He talked to Hellaton, and after a bit, he just teleported away. Then Hellaton left because he needed some time alone."
MettatonSEX: ...He WHAT
MettatonSEX: Okay, Hellaton, I get, but what the fuck!
Plush: ((Someone just asked if I had a dick on the donkey kong discord
Gaster: ((expand dong
Frisk: "Hellaton was very upset today."
Plush: ((I made the server
Plush: ((That's the name
MettatonSEX: I can imagine.
Frisk: ".. Will you go after him?"
MettatonSEX: I made a mistake that affected all of us. But right now, Gaster teleported and the last time that happened he got sick.
Frisk: "Oh."
MettatonSEX: I'm going to respect that Hellaton needs a little time alone.
Frisk: "That's good."
Frisk: "But, do you know where papa could of possibly went?"
MettatonSEX: [wing din gaster where the absolute fuck are you]
MettatonSEX: Nope.
Frisk: "Hhm.."
MettatonSEX: ((brb
Gaster: [The number you are trying to reach is currently out of service range.]
Frisk: ((Metta: wing dong gaster where the fuck are you))
Frisk: ((Gaster: hell))
Frisk: ((also shit i gotta take a shower
Plush: ((Yet again I am left awaiting the hyperdick
MettatonSEX: ((back
MettatonSEX: ...Oh no.
MettatonSEX: Oh nonononono where the fuck could he be aaaa
MettatonSEX: This is supposed to be intradimensional.
MettatonSEX: ...And there'd be no history, he fucking teleported!
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MettatonSEX: ...Where do I know that has no service at all.....
Gaster: ((gaster just sends mettaton this with no context: http://67.media.tumblr.com/7742ffee3acfc8e26c60a85333eccbe4/tumblr_o6oddlo6iN1v4wstjo1_500.png
Gaster: ((and that's the last we hear from him ever
MettatonSEX: ((omg
MettatonSEX: ((thatd break so many people
MettatonSEX: ((the kids, frisk probably, mettaton, hellaton most likely, the people in gaston...
MettatonSEX: goes wide-eyed. "...Shit."
Gaster: ((his last known "words" being a carly rae jespen album edited to be aerosmith - sweet emotion
MettatonSEX: runs off to Waterfall. He's trying to find the grey door.
Gaster: -It's not there. Check your fun values.-
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT HERE IN THE ACTUAL GAME WITH NO CONTROL OVER THE WORLD
Gaster: -Turn around.-
Gaster: -Maybe go say hi to the mouse.-
MettatonSEX: turns around, examines the tiny hole in the wall.
Gaster: -Squeak-
MettatonSEX: ...Surprised this little guy's still here.
MettatonSEX: goes forth
Gaster: -Oh, there's the door.-
MettatonSEX: enters the door.
MettatonSEX: Gaster?
Gaster: is there. He doesn't turn around.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/b1837f75471b60bd651ca1517b7919a9/tumblr_o69ywdiS331v4wstjo1_500.png this one's better
MettatonSEX: ((omg
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Frisk: ((back
MettatonSEX: gets closer to Gaster. "...G-- ...Wing?"
Gaster: shifts, just a little. He's noticably goopy.
Frisk: ((Gaster: I'm.. thirsty..))
Frisk: ((Metta: Do you need water?))
MettatonSEX: runs up to his husband. "Oh my god, are you ok-- no, that's not right. Are you physically okay?"
Frisk: ((Gaster: No, I need soda.))
MettatonSEX: ((gaster: i need a dick in my mouth
Frisk: ((yes
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Gaster: moans. It sounds like he's sick...
MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
Alphys: (hello darling)
MettatonSEX: Oh, no, Gaster... ...You teleported.
Gaster: ... I did. I did.
Gaster: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/11161d2317f3375e6e6d30987c4d82a3/tumblr_o5r709W4f91v4wstjo1_500.png these just keep getting better
MettatonSEX: Why...
Plush: is still on the counter
Gaster: I wanted to fix myself...
Frisk: ((shhhhh
MettatonSEX: Teleporting doesn't fix things. It just hurts them more.
King Hyper: * He walks into the bar. Why not? He glances at the plushie.
Frisk: ((you're welcome you damn fuckweiser slarvmeister))
Plush: is the owl
Gaster: ... I need to fix myself...
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MettatonSEX: ...Is this about what I said last night?
Hyper: "Ehm.. .."
Plush: ((Does hype know his son is evil tho
Hyper: ((no))
Gaster: It's about me.
Plush: ((K
Hyper: ((but he doesn't really care about him that much because he thinks fabriel doesn't care about him))
Hyper: ((he's gotten over it
Plush: ((wow ok
MettatonSEX: What about you? The thing where you don't communicate well all the time?
Gaster: ...
Plush: ((>go on /r/undertalecringe
Gaster: I need to fix myself.
MettatonSEX: Because your flaws don't define you.
Plush: ((>see gotemom and gotedad cummie faces
Plush: ((>oh this is alright
Hyper: * He shuffles over to the plushie, staring at it. "..I.."
MettatonSEX: Fix what.
Plush: ((>scroll down
Plush: ((>see fuckey's face
Hyper: "This doesn't feel right."
Plush: ((Shit
Hyper: ((dlowqy
Plush: ((OH NO
Gaster: I need... I need..
Gaster: collapses.
Plush: ((THAT WASN'T FLOWEY'S TENTACLES
Plush: ((THAT WAS SHIT
Gaster: ((OOOOOH NOOOOOO
Plush: ((FRISK NO
Hyper: ((OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO
Plush: ((>give mommy a nice chocolate creampie
MettatonSEX: gets down, attempting to support his husband.
Plush: ((WHYYYYYYY
: Plush [Plush] is now Frisky the Owl [Frisky the Owl].
MettatonSEX: ((every time scat is brought up i remember the mettaton scat pic i saw and i just get mad
Hyper: ((you have the right to get mad))
MettatonSEX: Darling! Darling, I've got you.
Frisky the Owl: ((I'm mad
Gaster: is out cold. I forgot to mention his back was turned to the door.
Frisky the Owl: ((Because this artist who had some good shit turned out to draw... shit
MettatonSEX: ((MONSTERS DONT SHIT
Gaster: ((OOOHOH
MettatonSEX: attempts to lift Gaster, carrying the goopy skel.
Gaster: ((here's some sweet emotion to get our minds off of that: http://66.media.tumblr.com/79396c02120b4e1333763ddcf5d74420/tumblr_o5hzwybZ9O1v4wstjo1_500.png
Frisky the Owl: is the owl hyper gave smolriel all those months ago
Gaster: -Teleporting was a bad idea for multiple reasons.-
Hyper: ((replace the boy and the girl with gaston
MettatonSEX: ((yes, replace the heteros
Hyper: * He picks up the owl.
MettatonSEX: holds his goopy husband close.
Hyper: "..."
Gaster: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/2a031d7a191bc86cd5d3ca443e8858f3/tumblr_o5oxjk3rkB1v4wstjo1_500.png
Gaster: -You may want to give your husband a checkup.-
Frisky the Owl: ((Ｉ＇ｍ ｔｈｅ ｎｅｗ ｋｉｄ， ｍｏｖｉｎ' ｉｎ Ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｉｔ ｄｏｎｅ Ａｎｄ Ｉ＇ｍ ｏｆｆｉｃｉａｌｌｙ ｔｈｅ ｃａｎｄｉｄａｔｅ Ｆｏｒ ｈａｖｉｎ' ｓｏｍｅ ｆｕｎ
MettatonSEX: God, we have to take you to a doctor...
Gaster: ((my personal favorite: http://67.media.tumblr.com/2e3e8954dcb4ba88bfcecbd57d518804/tumblr_o5anm1OMIP1v4wstjo1_500.png
MettatonSEX: ((why
Hyper: "I certainly hope taking this owl wasn't for nothing."
Hyper: "If it is, then.."
Hyper: "...."
Gaster: ((ＳＷＥＥＴ ＥＭＯＴＩＯＮ
Frisky the Owl: ((http://i.imgur.com/IeuLPJr.jpg
MettatonSEX: runs out of the room, back to the bar. He enters like that one picture of Candace, the "MOM HOLY FUCK" one.
Frisky the Owl: remember what the owl does dipshit
Hyper: ((i was getting to that
Hyper: ((dipshit
Frisky the Owl: ((don't call me dipshit dipshit
Frisky the Owl: ((http://i.imgur.com/crOHnO5.jpg
❤ Frisk: "Dad? What happened?"
MettatonSEX: DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW A DOCTOR
❤ Frisk: "UHHHH"
MettatonSEX: ((that resonates with me
Frisky the Owl: ((http://i.imgur.com/jXgxkUP.gifv
❤ Frisk: "DO YOU KNOW WHO ANY DOCTORS ARE"
Hyper: * He squeezes the plushie.
MettatonSEX: GASTER BUT THAT AINT GONNA FUCKIN HELP
Frisky the Owl: plays a message
Hyper: ((The plushie had a bunch of mlans recorded
Hyper: ((moans*
Frisky the Owl: Smol Asriel: "See? It's nice to hug."
Frisky the Owl: ???: "Heh... thanks.."
❤ Frisk: "WELL I COULD TRY TO HELP"
Frisky the Owl: Both voices sound young
❤ Frisk: "WHAT'S WRONG"
Hyper: * He listens.
Frisky the Owl: ???: "You're really nice..."
MettatonSEX: He collapsed and he's goopy!
Frisky the Owl: Smol Asriel: "You seem nice, too.. why would someone just abandon you out here?"
Frisky the Owl: Smol: "Where are your parents?"
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Frisky the Owl: ???: "..I don't have any."
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❤ Frisk: "UH I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HELP IS THERE A HOSPITAL IN THE GASTON TIMELINE"
Frisky the Owl: Smol: "Oh... I'm sorry.."
Frisky the Owl: ???: "Nono, it's ok!"
MettatonSEX: ...I THINK THERE MIGHT BE
Frisky the Owl: ???: "Because... I wanted to... ask you something?"
Gaster: ((*silently adds a hospital to the gaston doc*
❤ Frisk: * She gets up. "Well, we have no time to waste!"
Frisky the Owl: Smol: "Huh?"
Gaster: ((I knew I was forgetting something, thanks
Hyper: ((???: ..I love you))
Hyper: ((you're welcome
MettatonSEX: runs into the Gaston timeline. He tries to find a hospital.
MettatonSEX: ((np
Frisky the Owl: ???: "Will you... take care of me?"
❤ Frisk: * She follows.
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Frisky the Owl: Smol: "Wha?"
Gaster: -gee maybe it's the big building with a red cross on it-
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Frisky the Owl: ???: "I'll get you equipped to do it, and everything.."
MettatonSEX: ok wow
❤ Frisk: "There!" She runs to the hospital.
MettatonSEX: runs to that hospital
Frisky the Owl: Smol: "I-I'm only 9..."
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Frisky the Owl: ???: "Don't worry... I'll take care of it..."
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Frisky the Owl: ???: "Just shake my hand..."
Frisky the Owl: Smol: "..."
Frisky the Owl: Smol: "O-ok..."
Gaston Timeline: -Wow. There's not a lot of people in the emergency room.-
Hyper: ((oh shit
MettatonSEX: enters the hospital. "It's urgent!"
Frisky the Owl: There's a gasp, then the recording cuts off
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Gaster: -A tiny reindeer peeks out from behind the counter. "P-papa Gaster?"-
❤ Frisk: "We have a collapsed, goopy doctor!"
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Hyper: ((it's Rudolph))
Hyper: ((fucking grab an axe and chop him to bits))
Hyper: ((eat the nose it's a cherry))
Gaster: ((DO NOT HE IS THE DOCTOR
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Hyper: ((OK
MettatonSEX: He teleported and I found him super goopy and he collapsed...
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Hyper: ".. I don't like this."
Hyper: "Really, who would like this?"
Hyper: * He attempts to record a new message.
Gaston Timeline: -The reindeer hops the counter, inspecting Gaster. "Quick! Someone get him to an open room!"-
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Frisky the Owl: He can record a new message!
Gaston Timeline: -The nearby paramedics drop what they're doing and dash off to get a gurney.-
Hyper: "Fuck you."
Hyper: * He stops the recording.
Frisky the Owl: ((http://i.imgur.com/a6y29zI.gifv
MettatonSEX: sets his husband down. Tears have fallen onto the skeleton, because Metta is crying.
MettatonSEX: *on the gurney
Frisky the Owl: ((http://i.imgur.com/yak4VNn.gifv
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Frisky the Owl: ((http://i.imgur.com/y7Up0rU.gifv
Gaston Timeline: -Gaster is wheeled off to an empty room, where the reindeer begins to fully examine him.-
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❤ Frisk: * She takes a deep breath.
Frisky the Owl: ((http://imgur.com/PF9uNyO
MettatonSEX: attempts to follow
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Gaston Timeline: -They let Mettaton watch through a window.-
Frisky the Owl: ((http://imgur.com/gallery/6E9Nt
MettatonSEX: keeps crying, hoping that Gaster will be okay.
Gaston Timeline: -The reindeer accidentally plunges his hand into gaster's chest. He screams, but then falls silent - he's found something.-
❤ Frisk: * She watches from the window, too.
❤ Frisk: * She's surprisingly taking this well.
MettatonSEX: gasps.
Hyper: * He squeezes the plushie again.
MettatonSEX: .......
Hyper: 'Fuck you!'
Hyper: * He snickers.
Frisky the Owl: it plays the fuckyougram
Gaston Timeline: -After a few tugs, he gets it loose, then frowns and holds it up to the window. It's a business card, with one line written in wingdings.-
Frisky the Owl: ((http://i.imgur.com/HRRctOS.gifv
Frisky the Owl: ((My personal favorite
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaston Timeline: [font=wingdings]REMEMBER ME[/font]
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Frisky the Owl: ((http://imgur.com/VUKfI2t
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Gaston Timeline: ((... Is that boden? Idk
Frisky the Owl: ((It's not genitals
Frisky the Owl: ((It's a sexual predator
Gaston Timeline: ((yeah
Gaston Timeline: ((i mean
MettatonSEX: ((fuck
MettatonSEX: ((im so mad at that pun for making me laugh
❤ Frisk: "What the.."
Hyper: ((well))
MettatonSEX: ...It says "REMEMBER ME".
: Gaston Timeline [Gaston Timeline] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Hyper: ((rip
Gaster: suddenly wakes up, screaming.
❤ Frisk: "I know. That--"
MettatonSEX: Gaster!
❤ Frisk: "..Papa?"
Gaston Timeline: "Doctor Gaster! Doctor Gaster, are you alright?"
MettatonSEX: slams his hands against the window.
Frisky the Owl: ((brb few minutes
Gaster: just keeps staring forward.
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MettatonSEX: DARLING!
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Gaster: grips the sheets.
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Gaster: I... thank goodness...
❤ Frisk: "Are you okay?"
MettatonSEX: G-Gaster, are you...
❤ Frisk: "I was.. really worried.."
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??: -There's a strange whisper in Mettaton's ears, that only he can hear.-
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??: [font=wingdings] NEXT TIME I'M NOT BRINGING HIM BACK. [/font]
MettatonSEX: has no ears but
Gaster: ...
MettatonSEX: hears this and just. Collapses.
Gaster: Doctor Chopper, please let my husband and daughter - shit!
Gaster: ((chopper: I mean the bathroom's open - OH YOU MEANT SOMETHING ELSE
❤ Frisk: * She looks down at Metta. "Oh, what the fuck!"
MettatonSEX: ((OH MY GOD
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Erron: ((back
❤ Frisk: * She attempts to help Metta up.
Hyper: ((HAH OH MY FUCK))
MettatonSEX: I... y-you heard that, right?
Gaster: attempts to get up, only to be held down.
❤ Frisk: "I didn't hear anything.."
: GNA and Erron are still outside...
MettatonSEX: gets up, slowly.
Erron: Ok, what cool emote did you come up with?
MettatonSEX: A... there was a voice...
Gaster: ((brb getting tea
MettatonSEX: It said... next time, it wouldn't bring him back...
Hyper: ((Chopper: P-papa Gaster, we just need you to be pinned down.. lemme just.. pull out the rubber gloves and petroleum jelly..))
MettatonSEX: is crying uncontrollably at this point.
❤ Frisk: "I.. I'm sorry. Today's been a long day."
Gaster: freezes at what he can hear through the glass. "... It was real."
GN Austin: Ok, well... what if, turned my hands into emerald boxing gloves, and started punching the air? Gotta keep the Emerald motif!
Erron: Good, good...
MettatonSEX: turns to Gaster, still crying.
MettatonSEX: ...Real? What?
Hyper: ((Metta: Shut up and put your dick in my mouth..))
Hyper: ((gaster: i don't have one
Hyper: ((Metta: fUCk YOuUUUuuU
Gaster: ... Getting you involved would be a mistake. I know I don't communicate enough but please, Mettaton. You need to believe me.
Gaster: This would destroy you.
❤ Frisk: * She stares at Gaster.
MettatonSEX: I don't care!
Gaster: I mean it would really destroy you. Inside and out.
Hyper: ((Gaster: I-I.. I have a brother named Georgie.. he.. he lives in Puerto Rico.. he wants to get revenge on me..))
MettatonSEX: If there's a way I can help you, I don't care! You're my husband, Gaster. I... I have to be there for you.
Hyper: ((Metta: -explodes-((
MettatonSEX: ((no
Hyper: ((Gaster: ..I told you.))
Gaster: freezes, then smiles. "And I have to help you... so I'm keeping you safe. I'm sorry."
MettatonSEX: Oh no. Not this shit.
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MettatonSEX: You've helped me so much, this past decade, and I'm repaying the goddamn favor.
MettatonSEX: I don't care if I get hurt.
MettatonSEX: I can be rebuilt, at least mostly. You can't.
MettatonSEX: I can't let whatever this is hurt you.
Gaster: ...
Gaster: There's something after me.
Gaster: Something big.
Gaster: I can't tell you what, because it will hear.
Gaster: chose those words very, very carefully.
MettatonSEX: Will it know if you text me?
Gaster: Yes.
MettatonSEX: Fuck.
Hyper: ((Gaster: This piece of shit knows everything.))
Gaster: I can't tell you how it knows me, or how I know it.
❤ Frisk: ".. All I have to say about this is that this is weird."
Gaster: nods.
Hyper: ((Gaster gets smited
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MettatonSEX: ...This seems... eerily like something I know of. I might be wrong, but...
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Gaster: suddenly freezes up, like he just heard something he didn't want to.
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MettatonSEX: ...I'm probably wrong.
Gaster: It heard.
MettatonSEX: Oh no...
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Hyper: ((What did God say when he created the first black man?))
MettatonSEX: ((dont
Hyper: ((ok
Gaster: nods, solemnly.
Hyper: ((i wasn't going to say anything too racist))
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Hyper: ((it isn't actually that racist at all))
Hyper: ((no N word or anything
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MettatonSEX: ((ok, as long as it aint hurtful
MettatonSEX: Shit...
Frisky the Owl: ((Ohai bread
: ((I am here to say that I might not be active much tomorrow, cause I've been busy. Also I'm just checking in, so bye.))
: ((Rip Slarv))
Hyper: ((well, it shouldn't be hurtful))
Hyper: ((anyways
Hyper: ((he said
Hyper: (("Damn, I burned one."))
MettatonSEX: ((fuck
Lua: (( That reminds me, I'm not going to be here tomorrow either. ))
Lua: (( Also why is god specifically talking to me? ))
MettatonSEX: ((that was actually not as bad as i thought
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Gaster: It's fine! We just... put it out of our heads. Ignore it.
Frisky the Owl: ((rip
Hyper: ((see
Gaster: It's just a bad dream.
Lua: (( [s]That's a dark spot in humanity[/s] ))
Hyper: ((i don't make hurtful jokes that often on purpose))
Frisky the Owl: ((wait dds not gonna be here tomorrow either
Frisky the Owl: ((Shit
Frisky the Owl: ((I was gonna do my shit tomorrow
Lua: (( What time? ))
MettatonSEX: ...R-right.....
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Hyper: "Why do we have to ignore it?"
Lua: (( Because I can POSSIBLY be on at 10pm, just I will be tired as fuck because it's a long day for me. ))
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Hyper: SHIT
❤ Frisk: "Why do we have to ignore it?"
MettatonSEX: ((chime check ur private messages
❤ Frisk: "That doesn't fix the problem."
Frisky the Owl: ((It will probably still be on then
Frisky the Owl: ((You've got 2 bosses to fight or spare
Gaster: shushes her.
Gaster: Don't. Talk. About. It.
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❤ Frisk: "Uhm, alright."
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MettatonSEX: In his mind, he's blasting "Your Makeup Is Terrible".
Gaster: goes to stand up again. He's a little shaky.
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MettatonSEX: To get this thing out of hus head
Gaster: If you don't mind, I need a drink.
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MettatonSEX: ...Like, water, right?
Gaster: ... Yes. And alcohol.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Is alcohol a good idea?
❤ Frisk: ".. After this, I need some time to think."
Gaster: Probably not.
Hyper: (( Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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MettatonSEX: Then no alcohol, darling.
❤ Frisk: "Zero alcohol."
Lua: (( I got a 1370 out of 1600 on the SAT apparently. ))
Gaster: ((NICE
Gaster: nods.
Frisky the Owl: ((Damn son
MettatonSEX: ((bitch my sat was 2100 did they change it
Gaster: Alright. Water then.
Hyper: ((niceee
MettatonSEX: ((nice score but damn
Lua: (( It was recent I know that ))
Frisky the Owl: ((When colleges stopped giving a shit about the reading portion
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MettatonSEX: ((the reading portion was actually not too shitty
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: tries to enter the room, to help his husband.
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❤ Frisk: * She does the same.
Gaster: -The doctors let them in. Gaster hugs his husband close.-
Lua: (( According to the old calculations, I would have gotten an 1880. ))
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster tight.
MettatonSEX: ((DUDE THATS THE SCORE I GOT WTF
❤ Frisk: * She just stands there.
Hyper: ((DD and MV are secretly twins
Gaster: I'm sorry I caused a mess.
Gaster: ((born a year apart?
Frisky the Owl: ((>Talonflame is banned by monotype Ok what the shit
Hyper: ((yes
❤ Frisk: "I'm just glad you're okay."
Lua: ((In different states))
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MettatonSEX: It's... it isn't okay but I'm going to forgive you.
Lua: ((and one set of parents is lying to their child))
MettatonSEX: ((i took the sat two years ago
Gaster: nods. "I understand."
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MettatonSEX: I'm just happy you're okay.
Hyper: ((hoo boy
Gaster: nods, sniffling a little.
Lua: ((The other thing is the majority of points lost were in the english section, probably from the essay))
Gaster: ((fuck those essays
MettatonSEX: ((same
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Lua: ((Because I did amazing in 2 out of the three categories, but I lost almost all the points from the reasoning section.))
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Gaster: ((i remember back in middle school my english teacher didn't like the standardized tests for us so she encouraged us to shitpost in protest
Gaster: ((I wrote bad zelda fanfic
MettatonSEX: ((i wish i couldve done that
Hyper: ((me too
Erron: ((I WOULD'VE LOVED TO DO THAT
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Gaster: ((she was retiring so she wouldn't get in too much trouble
Lua: ((I never took the writing tests sections until 6-8th grade. I'm pretty sure I just wrote stories in those until I realized there were instructions for those.))
Lua: ((cared about, not took))
Lua: ((I took them, but I didn't care about them))
MettatonSEX: unhugs, only to lift his husband into a hug where he can give Gaster a big ol' smooch,
MettatonSEX: which he does!
Gaster: kisses back. "Oh god, I missed you."
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MettatonSEX: I missed you too. I'm sorry I haven't spent a lot of time with you lately.
❤ Frisk: * She just stands there.
Gaster: ... Lately.
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Gaster: How long has it been since I was gone?
MettatonSEX: ...Gone how?
Gaster: Since I teleported.
FFrisk: ((I'M BACK))
MettatonSEX: ...Frisk, when did he teleport?
FFrisk: ((I GOT TO WATCH CIVIL WAR))
MettatonSEX: ((the union won
FFrisk: ((IT'S TRUE, THE UNION DID INDEED DEFEAT THE CONFEDERACY))
FFrisk: ((GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MV
Gaster: ((WOW
MettatonSEX: ((>:3€
Lua: (( XD ))
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Frisky the Owl: ((On showdown
Frisky the Owl: ((My team is so scurry two people forfeited
❤ Frisk: "Uh, I believe he teleported when him and Hellaton were talking and stuff."
❤ Frisk: "And Hellaton still had his doubts."
MettatonSEX: ...How long had it been before I got there?
Gaster: ... Oh, shit! Hellaton, is he okay?
❤ Frisk: "Like.. a couple minutes."
❤ Frisk: "Hellaton left to have some alone time."
Gaster: But is he okay?
MettatonSEX: Okay, Gaster, you've been out for like an hour ish. And I really, really hope he is.
❤ Frisk: "..I'm not sure."
MettatonSEX: Do you know where he went?
Gaster: ... An hour. An hour?
Frisky the Owl: ((I need to realize that rocks destroy my fucking team
Gaster: I... it was that long?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
❤ Frisk: "Likely toward Waterfall. It would be a calm place to be alone."
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Got it.
FFrisk: FFrisk sneezes, at the bar wall. She's been sitting there staring at the floor for hours, how did you not notice her?
Gaster: kind of teleported man
Gaster: ... It's really only been an hour?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
❤ Frisk: "Yep."
MettatonSEX: holds Gastrr close.
Gaster: To me it felt like an eternity.
❤ Frisk: "I can see why."
Frisky the Owl: ((Fucking stealth rocks
Frisky the Owl: ((>Just removed my only grass move
Frisky the Owl: ((>Water team
Frisky the Owl: ((Yaaaaaaayyy...
MettatonSEX: You were in the void... god, you were... -He begins crying again- You were a mess, all... all goopy and...
Gaster: nods.
Gaster: I... I get it, I see..
MettatonSEX: You said you needed to fix yourself.
FFrisk: ((JESUS I STILL HAVE THE FUCKING DEER GIF))
MettatonSEX: buries his face in Gaster's shoulder.
FFrisk: ((I DIDN'T CLOSE THE TAB))
FFrisk: ((I'M STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT IT))
Hyper: (( A Jew walks onto a bus, holding a large dufflebag. He asks for a senior discount, even though he couldn't be much older than 40. Driver asks for his ID, the Jew complains and refuses to pay full fare. It goes back and forth between the driver and Jew, both too stubborn to give in. In a rage, the driver throws the Jews dufflebag off the bus, and it tumbles down a hill. The Jew exclaims "What the fuck?! Just because I didn't pay full fare you try to kill my son?"
Hyper: ((the fucking internet sometimes
Gaster: holds his husband close, laughing bitterly. "I didn't even accomplish that."
Hyper: ((just
Hyper: ((why
MettatonSEX: Y-you might need improvement but you're not broken...
MettatonSEX: You're you. I love you for who you are, Gaster.
Gaster: ...
Gaster: suddenly buries his face in Mettaton's hair.
MettatonSEX: !
Gaster: is sobbing uncontrollably.
Gaster: It... it's so good to be back...
Gaster: I never thought I'd hear you say that again.
❤ Frisk: ".." She's just standing there, silent.
FFrisk: [sub]“If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.” [/sub]
MettatonSEX: Gaster... I love you so much. I got on your ass for not communicating but that was the thing Ididn't say... I'm sorry,
Erron: (( ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau ))
Gaster: just wails.
Gaster: ((oh shit erron just murdered us with a dragon
Erron: ((Play of the Game
MettatonSEX: holds Gaster close. "...I can't say it enough, dammit. I love you so much, Wing."
Gaster: kisses Mettaton again. "I don't want to let go."
MettatonSEX: wraps his arms around Gaster once more. "Then don't.
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Gaster: nods briefly.
Janus: ((Hey everyone
Janus: ((Just planned out my Chin Chin sacrifice for next year
MettatonSEX: ((youre gonna sacrifice your penis?
Erron: ((WAT
Janus: ((I'm going to do a 2Chainz cover on a ukulele while wearing "Genius" underwear stretched up to just below my nipples))
Erron: ((Why?
Janus: ((Not my penis, just my dignity))
MettatonSEX: ((...thats hilarious
Janus: ((Might wear makeup and a bra, idk
Janus: ((At that point it doesn't even matter
Hyper: ((20/10
MettatonSEX: ((if youre gonna do makeup dont do fishy makeup, go all out and look ridiculous
Janus: ((the song in question: http://genius.com/2-chainz-birthday-song-lyrics ))
Janus: ((probs not makeup, I'm going to have to film this covertly
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Janus: ((probably going to have to enlist my two equally jackass friends for this))
Janus: ((otherwise it'll be all "son are you gay?"))
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MettatonSEX: ((ew parents
Gaster: (("no i'm making myself look like an idiot on the internet"
Janus: ((Uh the underwear says "genius" we're you even paying attention?))
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Janus: ((the we're was for extra irony
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Janus: ((i not dum
Gaster: ((oh btw mv do i need to tag my su spoilers?
MettatonSEX: ((not for me but for others
MettatonSEX: ((i didnt see it yet but
MettatonSEX: ((im not going on tumblr till i do
Hyper: ((B will sacrifice his anus to Chin-Chin
Gaster: ((ahhh i don't want to ruin anything tho
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Janus: ((But you better believe this is gonna be a high quality cover))
Janus: ((I'd direct you to Filthy Franks's cover of "Bitches Ain't Shit" for comparison, but Rule 2 abounds in the recommended vids))
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Lua: (( You can [s]b[/s] be the greatest cover artist of all time. ))
MettatonSEX: ((id rather not get near ff
MettatonSEX: ((the only ff i need is fanfiction
Janus: ((Fair enough
Lua: (( Not even Fantastic Four? ))
Gaster: ((ew no ao3 has more quality
MettatonSEX: ((i meant the art not the site
Janus: ((please fan fiction is even more cancerous than b0ss))
Gaster: ((i only use ff.net for shitposting
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Gaster: ((and by "shitposting" i mean "going to shitpost but forgetting what i'm going to shitpost about"
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Gaster: ((I wonder if my old bad fanfiction's still there or if it got deleted for script fic
Janus: ((Are you tellin me you'd reject this face? http://i.imgur.com/t5IEcQU.jpg ))
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Janus: ((oh ok I didn't know
Janus: -enters the bar-
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Janus: ((y'all mothertruckers heard of Ken M?
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MettatonSEX: ((no
Timor: [font= Arial black]wait shit gotta go[/font]
Janus: ((Time to have a little fun
MettatonSEX: ((bye b
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Janus: -leaves-
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MettatonSEX: ((wait i thought that was meant ooc oops
❤ Frisk: * She eventually, just.. summons an Anydoor and leaves. She doesn't feel like she is going to add or contribute anything important to the Gaston happening right now.
Ken M: ((I mean I can leave if you want
Hellaton: -has since returned to the bar-
❤ Frisk: * Besides, she feels like thinking right now.
MettatonSEX: ((no dont
Gaster: waves to Frisk as she leaves.
Ken M: ((fuck you I do what I want
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Hyper: * She waves, too.
Erron: ((Look what you did
MettatonSEX: ((wow
Hyper: FUCK
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MettatonSEX: ((im sorry
❤ Frisk: * She waves, too.
Erron: ((kidding
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Hellaton: -is on the couch.-
Gaster: ((I'm gonna go look at my old zim guilds on gaia
Gaster: (("gir worshapers" http://prntscr.com/b6683z
Ken M: ((Ken M: https://i.imgur.com/VQZ6wlP.jpg ))
: ((i'm gonna go to sleep rn because i have important stuff tomorrow and i actually need hours of sleep))
: ((gn everybody
Ken M: ((gn
Gaster: ((gn frisky
MettatonSEX: ((gn
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Ken M: -walks in-
Hellaton: ....
Ken M: GOOD evening, everybody!
Hellaton: ...H-hhhhello?
Erron: Who's this guy?
Ken M: ((please be somewhat hostile to the old man
Frisky the Owl: ((So I've been running a heatran with focus sash
Hellaton: .........
Ken M: Did you know that there are more cells in our brains than brains in our bodies?
Ken M: -takes a seat-
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Ken M: ((I probably can't do this justice
Ken M: ((But I'll try
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Hellaton: ........Um....
Ken M: Well, maybe not in your case.
Gaster: ((i'm yelling i used to be friends with some of these people: http://prntscr.com/b669d6
Hellaton: ........Y-yyyeah.....
Ken M: ((HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ken M: ((in all seriousness I'm not doing this guy justice
Ken M: ((maybe I can do better
MettatonSEX: ((i wouldnt know
Hellaton: ........
Gaster: ((*wheezes* this is like the most scene thing i've ever seen: http://prntscr.com/b669qh
Ken M: ((please be a bit of a jackass to the old man
Ken M: ((I threw up bleach at that, Chime
Hellaton: ....W-whhho, um.... who aaaaaare yoyou?
Ken M: My name's Ken. Yours, ma'am?
Hellaton: ......I'm nnnnot... I'm nnononot a womamaman...
Ken M: Don't underestimate yourself.
Hellaton: D-dddon't callllll me ma'aaaaaaam.
Ken M: It's no problem, I'll spend the extra breath to be classy.
Hellaton: Thhhhat isn't...
Hellaton: ...I'm a mmmmamaman.
Hellaton: -has a distinctly masculine voice-
Ken M: Don't let the bullies convince you of that, just because you have a deep voice. Be proud of who you are.
Ken M: ((this isn't working at all
Erron: and GNA run into the bar, and are now wearing cool costumes. They're dressed as Rick and Morty respectively. "You guys like our costumes!?"
Hellaton: No, yyou dodon't get it... I'm a mmmma-- uhhhh, whwhwhat.
MettatonSEX: ....
Hellaton: ...
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Gaster: fell asleep.
GN Austin: ...yes? no?
Ken M: Futurama. My son loves that show.
FFrisk: FFrisk sneezes. She's been sitting on the floor near the wall for the past hour. Staring at the floor.
FFrisk: How did you not notice her?
FFrisk: ((HOLY FUCK IS THAT KEN M))
FFrisk: ((YOU'RE RPING KEN FUCKING M))
Hellaton: ...I dddon't gegeget it...
Ken M: ((my shitty rendition that I regret
Ken M: ((so sorry
Erron: Futurama? No, Rick and Morty.
Frisky the Owl: ((My team isn't as shit anymore
Frisky the Owl: ((Yaaay
Ken M: well either way it's another show that doesn't bother to mention God
FFrisk: ((Oh god practicing Agnostic line please))
Erron: What is this guy on about?
FFrisk: ((Hey B))
FFrisk: ((Do you like deers?))
Ken M: ((idiot
Erron: ((LAHARL NO
FFrisk: (( https://i.imgur.com/P8wubqY.gifv I like deer. ))
Ken M: ((Oh I thought you were quoting a little-known Ken M))
Hellaton: ...Lllilililisten, um, Kekennnnn, right? I'm a man. I'm a mmmmannn wiwith larggge hips anananddd anddddddrogynous hahahair. I... I dddon't wawawant to be called a woman. Stttop calling me thhhat.
Ken M: ((I was trying to respond like a typical Ken M replier))
FFrisk: ((Nah, just talking about deer.))
FFrisk: ((kek))
Erron: ((WHO IS KEN M?!
Ken M: ((HOLY SHIT LAHARL
Ken M: oh ok I didn't know
Hellaton: ....
Ken M: ((Picture for reference: https://i.imgur.com/VQZ6wlP.jpg ))
Gaster: ((I'm proud of 2010 me
Gaster: ((I wrote bad fanfic but at least i didn't type like a scene kid
Hellaton: I tttrtrtried to tetell you, but... you didnnnnnn'n'n't listen.
Erron: ((I've written a fanfic once.
Ken M: well usually it's the woman's job to listen
Hellaton: ...Arrrre you sererererious.
Erron: ((It was a Zero x Iris one... Because I was a Mega Man X nerd.
Ken M: well you were listening, you must be a woman in disguise
FFrisk: ((So B.))
FFrisk: ((Do you like deer?))
Frisky the Owl: ((I'd rather have the memory god intended
Ken M: ((Now I do
GN Austin: What the hell is this guy on about?
Hellaton: stands up. He's [i]pissed.[/i]
FFrisk: ((I like the eye bulg))
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Hellaton: looks down at Ken, his face twisted into a scowl. Sharp, interlocking teeth are bared in a defensive manner.
Erron: Idunno, but I haven't seen HTT this pissed since I UNCONTROLLABLY threw him... off of... a m-mountain.
GN Austin: Ahh, I remember that like it was a month ago.
Ken M: . . .
Hellaton: Nnnnononormally, I donnnn't do thihihis. But...
Hellaton: Yyyou're a jackass.
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Ken M: I've never seen a woman with such big teeth before
FFrisk: ((WHAT THE FUCK))
FFrisk: ((IN THIS LEAGUE, THERES A MEMBER CALLED))
FFrisk: (('OMEGA CHIME'))
Erron: ((10/10
Ken M: ((OH SHIT
Ken M: ((THE LONG CON
Hellaton: How dddadadare you sasasay I'm a wommmmman, nununumerous times, even aaafter I totold you I'm a maman, and hhhow dare you sayyyyy thathat women are mmmmmeanmemeant to listen!
FFrisk: (( http://pastebin.com/zhaQBvXj ))
Hellaton: Yyyyouou've never seseseen a woman like me bbbecause I'm nnnnot one.
GN Austin: Wanna go get new costumes? [Translation: Let's get the fuck out of here, okay?]
Erron: Yep... -The duo walk out-
Ken M: I know you're not one
Ken M: you look much older than that
Hellaton: I'm ollllder ththan I seem, yes, bbbut mayaybe stop bbbeing a dense shit.
FFrisk: ((WHAT THE FUCK))
FFrisk: ((HALF OF LINDSEY STIRLING'S SONGS GOT REMOVED FROM SOUNDCLOUD))
Hellaton: crosses both pairs of arms.
FFrisk: ((WHERES MY ROUNDTABLE RIVAL, 'NOT AVAILABLE IN THE UNITED STATES' MY ASS))
FFrisk: FFrisk just backs up, sensing a commotion starting...
Ken M: don't call me dense
FFrisk: "...Mister...H-Heckaton..."
Hellaton: I'm aaaaaaactuallly desdescribing you.
Ken M: it's unladylike
FFrisk: "He's rather...elderly...and it...just a...well..."
FFrisk: "...I...don't think he should be taken too...well...seriously..."
Hellaton: Okay that's it. His arms uncross. He's seething.
Hellaton: I. Aaaaam not. A wooooman.
Kimmy: -Walks in, sees HTT, walks out-
Ken M: well you aren't acting like one
Ken M: your parents would be disappointed
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Hellaton: Thhhhhey're boboboth dead. Nnnot lililike I give a dadadamn. They were juuuuuust as big offff assholes as yoyoyou.
Gaster: ((my computer randomly went to sleep
Hellaton: ((rip
Ken M: well you're disappointing god
Frisky the Owl: ((I'm actually starting to do decently at monotype what is this
Gaster: ((it doesn't escape scene kids that easily, back to 2010 i go
Ken M: are you forgetting the noble symbol of the cross?
Hellaton: Ifffffff there wawawas a god, theyyyyyy'd be a dick lililike you.
Jamie (Judas): -Teleports in- 'Ello everyone.
FFrisk: FFrisk slinks away a little bit farther in.
Ken M: it means only Jesus can cross dress
Ken M: ((Nailed it
Hellaton: ((HA
Hellaton: Thhhhhesese aren't clololothes you dumb stupid fuck.
Ken M: don't be naked there could be children here
FFrisk: There is a child here, and she is slowly getting more and more freaked out that shit about to go down.
Ken M: i don't want my innocent son seeing naked women, he's only 25
FFrisk: Well, child is a loose term for an unaging girl thats about 30 centuries old.
Erron: ((Ok... "He's only 25" got me to laugh))
Hellaton: ...Yyyouour son is an addddult, I am nononot a woman, go to hhhhhell.
Gaster: ((*SCREAMS*
Gaster: ((i found my old oc
Jamie (Judas): -Walks up to FFrisk- Y'alright mate?
FFrisk: (( http://prntscr.com/b66fqr I HAVE EDUCATED ))
Gaster: ((might as well air it out for everyone to see...
FFrisk: "...I'm...f-fine...i'm just...worried that theres going to be a...fight..."
Frisky the Owl: ((Ok, we questin tomorrow
Ken M: oh no I just realized something
Jamie (Judas): Heh, fights happen all the time, mate... Y'better get used to it.
FFrisk: ((FFrisk has managed to level up to level 3))
FFrisk: ((By doing nothing in any of the fights she's been in))
Hellaton: Thhhe fact vththat you're an iiiidiot?
FFrisk: ((What.))
Ken M: all womans are naked under their clothes
FFrisk: ((The.))
FFrisk: ((Fuck.))
Ken M: My poor son
Jamie (Judas): Anyways, I have things to do... Take care. -Warps out-
Frisky the Owl: ((Want a fight now?
: Erron [Erron] disconnected.
Gaster: ((http://pre02.deviantart.net/a2af/th/pre/i/2010/228/e/1/kaguya_by_riyoushi_bloodfire.jpg
FFrisk: ((Sure, would be fun))
Gaster: ((there it is
Ken M: ((OMFG
FFrisk: ((DEAR GOD ITS CRINGEY BUT ALSO ACTUALLY KINDA WELL DRAWN))
Hellaton: slaps Ken M. "Juuuust shut yoyour mouth."
Gaster: ((it was base art
Frisky the Owl: ((AHAHAHAHA
Ken M: -starts talking with closed lips-
Hellaton: ((YOOOOO
FFrisk: Let us remark
FFrisk: That Hellaton has just slapped a senile old man.
FFrisk: Who is literally either fucking senile, or really good at comedy.
Ken M: ((Laharll am I shitting all over the legacy of the real Ken?
Hellaton: has succumbed to his emotions
Ken M: ((if I am I'll stop
Frisky the Owl: ((Let me set up these new mechanics...
Ken M: just more proof of what the bible says that women are more emotionally unstable
FFrisk: ((Nah, this is fucking hilarious))
FFrisk: ((Only jesus can crossdress is HILARIOUS))
Hellaton: pushes Ken M over.
Ken M: you can hurt my body but you can't hurt my spirit
Hellaton: looms over the old fart, his eyes are burning in rage.
Ken M: i invested in high quality spiritual kevlar
Hellaton: Yyyyyyouour spirit should be seseset freeeee. Youuuur physical form is a wawawaste of space.
FFrisk: ((HIGH QUALITY SPIRITUAL KEVLAR))
FFrisk: ((I'M FUCKING DYING))
Ken M: actually space is bigger than earth
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: Youuuuu're still wawawasting it.
Ken M: but there's more earth in space than space on earth
Hellaton: ((im laughing my ass off
Alphys: (put your ass back on)
Hellaton: ((im framing it
Hellaton: Yyyou shououould be sent to sppppace.
Ken M: oh no space is too big for me
Ken M: its the biggest one on the keyboard
Frisky the Owl: ((Now to type out types... for every special...
Hellaton: Yyyou're too mumumuch of a dick f-- are you kkkkkkkkidding me.
Ken M: no it really is
Ken M: educate yourself
Hellaton: Hhhow abobobout you stop being an asssshole.
Ken M: but I might be a hole in the ground you never can tell
Hellaton: ...
Ken M: it's an old saying people tell me all the time
Ken M: "you can't tell your asshole from a hole in the ground"
Ken M: words of wisdom
Hellaton: Welllll, yoyoyou're so full of shit yyyoyou could be eitttther one.
Ken M: actually I'm full of love for my wife
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
FFrisk: ((I'm guessing RES is resistant))
FFrisk: ((And Ban is...))
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
FFrisk: ((Banish? Band?))
Frisky the Owl: ((Bane
Hellaton: Yyyyyour wiwife made a terrrrible choice.
Ken M: I agree
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Ken M: she converted to a practicing agnostic
Ken M: ((here goes
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FFrisk: (( :D :D :D ))
Ken M: ((come on call me the fuck out
Hellaton: .....Thhhat makes no sesesense.
Ken M: every Sunday she goes to a church tha may or may not exist
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
FFrisk: ((*Dies*))
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Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: Yyyyou knknknow what nevvver shshould have exiiiiisted? You.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Ken M: actually I'm all part of gods plan
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Frisky the Owl: ((Alright
Frisky the Owl: ((I typed everyone that usually fights
FFrisk: ((I've deleted all the characters I use that haven't fought and won't fight for a while))
Hellaton: You mmmmust be extremely flexibbble. Yyyyou've gogogot your hhhead up your ass.
Ken M: or maybe I'm like an ostrich
FFrisk: ((*Ken proceeds to extend his head, revealing he was a Joy addict all along*))
Ken M: I could have my head in a hole in the ground you never can tell
FFrisk: (("Nope."))
Hellaton: Wwwith eyeyeyes bigger than your brrrain.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Ken M: actually that's a myth
Ken M: ostriches have brains the size of basketballs
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Hellaton: Hhhow tiny are yoyour basketballs?
Ken M: about the size of an ostrich's brain
: Frisky the Owl [Frisky the Owl] is now Battle! [].
FFrisk: ((HOLY FUCK))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Who's that walking through the anydoor?
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
FFrisk: Is it the fresh prince of bell's hair?
Hellaton: ...
: Why it's Toriel!
: In a cheetah jersey
FFrisk: ...Is she holding her son's ha-FUCK
Hellaton: turns to Toriel.
FFrisk: FUCK
Hellaton: .....
Gaster: ((TORI HINTZ
FFrisk: TORIEL HINTZ
FFrisk: TORI HINTZ
: It's the glorious return of Tori Hintz
: "Uh... hey"
: "I'm back from the dead"
Hellaton: ....
: "To inform you about this wonderful new mechanic"
Ken M: actually that's not true
Ken M: only Jesus can rise from the dead
: "It's called typing"
FFrisk: FFrisk stands up, and stares at Tori
FFrisk: ((I almost said Satans at Tori))
Gaster: ((lol geddit
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((i'm sorry i slipped into my immortal mode there
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
: "So basically"
Hellaton: ....
FFrisk: [sub]“You see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.” [/sub]
: "When you get hit with an attack, they now have three possible types"
: "Physical, Mental, and Magical"
FFrisk: "...Rock, Paper...and Scissors?"
Ken M: ((YOU TOLD ME YOU WOUKDN'T DO THAT
: "I've done the work for you and given you all weaknesses and resistances"
: ((I lied
: "Now, your attacks also have these"
Ken M: his tomb is famous for being the beginning of zombie culture today
Hellaton: ...
FFrisk: ((Can I write up some fucking stats for Ken M))
: "And the enemies have weaknesses and resistances as well"
FFrisk: ((Cause this shit needs to be a weapon))
: "When hit by an attack you're weak to, that attack will do twice its power"
Ken M: ((INT: 1 divided by zero))
: "When hit by an attack you're resistant to, that attack's damage will be halved"
: "For instance"
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
FFrisk: FFrisk tips her head, listening.
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Hellaton: ...
: "Frisk ur dum"
: Frisk takes 50 damage
FFrisk: FUCKING
FFrisk: SPECIFY
FFrisk: NOW.
: "See how my unkind words only did 50 damage instead of 100?"
FFrisk: FFrisk looks away.
Ken M: ((I haven't had this much fun RPing since the Great Duck Joke Rally of 2016))
: THERE IS ONLY ONE FRISK YOU FUCK
FFrisk: WELL YOU BETTER GET IN THE HABIT OF SPECIFYING.
Hellaton: .....
Ken M: ((*dick
Ken M: actually sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never harm me
Hellaton: ...
FFrisk: "..."
Hellaton: Ccccan yoyoyou kill him plllease.
: "Now, something similar on someone weak to MEN attacks"
Ken M: when I sense myself in danger from mean words I forcefully make myself deaf
Hellaton: ...
: Him?
FFrisk: She immediately moves infront of Hellaton.
FFrisk: "...No."
: "Hellaton u suck"
: Hellaton takes 200 damage
FFrisk: "..."
: "See?"
FFrisk: "...Miss Tori."
Ken M: ((Hellaton is weak to men
Hellaton: ...Iiiiiit's kikikikind of true...
Gaster: ((I was looking through some old rps and I found this gem: http://prntscr.com/b66m9r
: "Well, my job is done here"
Hellaton: ((heh
FFrisk: "...Before you go..."
: "Now here's an enemy to test out these new mechanics on"
Hellaton: ((its funnier bc hes gay
FFrisk: "Would you like some...tea?" Her eyes flash pitch black for a second.
: Tori Hintz explodes
FFrisk: "...Oh...she didn't want my Hospitalitea..."
Hellaton: .....
FFrisk: "...How rude..."
Ken M: well some women are just rude like that
: A slowbro makes its way through the anydoor
Ken M: -glares at Hellaton-
FFrisk: Funbro.
Hellaton: Sssso ararare you.
: "I'm here for the bounties"
FFrisk: "...Well..."
Ken M: oh I don't have any bounty
FFrisk: "Before you fight..."
FFrisk: "Would you like some tea? Miss Tori didn't want any..."
Ken M: my wife used it all to clean the dishes
Hellaton: ((i get it
: "Sure"
FFrisk: ((HAH))
Gaster: ((OH
Ken M: ((because bounty is laundry detergent?
: ((I GET IT NOW
Gaster: ((NO IT'S A SLOWBRO
FFrisk: FFrisk walks back into the kitchen, and comes back with a platter of...purplish tea.
Hellaton: ((that too
FFrisk: "I always show...good hospitalitea..."
Hellaton: ((but the slowbro
FFrisk: Note, that tea is poisonous as fuck.
: "oooh, me gusta"
: ((I cringed typing that
FFrisk: ((OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT))
Ken M: ((I get it(I dun get it)))
FFrisk: ((THE BOUNTIES WERE FUCKING WEEKS AGO))
FFrisk: ((HE'S A SLOWBRO))
Ken M: ((oh
Ken M: ((I wasn't here for the bounties
: Slowbro reaches out for some tea
Ken M: ((guess I'm just the slowest bro around))
FFrisk: FFrisk smiles, and her eyes flash black as she walks back over to Hellaton.
: ((I wanna make him use memes from 2009
Hellaton: ((make him do the caramelldansen dance
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
FFrisk: "It's an older tea, sir...but it checks out..."
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
: He stands there with the tea, slowly raising it up to his mouth
Gaster: ((do you like waffles
Hellaton: ((YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES
FFrisk: ((NOPE))
Ken M: did you know Jesus invented tea when he was experimenting with turning water into wine?
FFrisk: ((CHUCK TESTA))
: He's still raising it up to his mouth
Hellaton: ((...fuck i actually replied im still trash
Hellaton: ...
: "Hey wait a minute"
FFrisk: "..."
Ken M: they named it t after the cross he died on
: "The poison levels on this tea are over 9000"
: He drops the tea
Gaster: ((hey did you hear about chuck norris
FFrisk: She walks forward and tips the rest of the cup into the slowbro's mouth.
Hellaton: ...Ddon't.
FFrisk: ...Aw..
: Too late m8
FFrisk: "...Well, it's not poison.."
: Slowbro slowly attacks
: Who will fight?
Hellaton: will fight
FFrisk: "It's a rare type of tea leaf from the Lost Forest, in the Gaston Timeline, are you sure you don't want to try it?"
FFrisk: FFrisk.
: Alphys's connection timed out.
: Hella and FFrisk attack!
: What will you do?
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
FFrisk: She offers the slowbro another cup of Hospitalitea, and if he doesn't accept, she just spills it all over his face and hopes it works.
Erron: ((back
FFrisk: Thats where the 50% chances come from yasee.
Ken M: what are you doing violence is against the bible
Hellaton: will use Clawful, because he can do that now. He extends his claws.
Ken M: God says to stone anyone who gets too violent
Hellaton: If it misses, he hits Ken.
: Slowbro is poisoned
: I mean crying
: Shit
FFrisk: "...Did it smell that bad?"
Gaster: ((GUYS I FOUND THIS GEM: http://prntscr.com/b66o4t
Ken M: I too cry when women hit me
FFrisk: "I mean...it's not too bad...the scent is just...well...part of the flavor..."
Gaster: ((i wrote that
Hellaton: ((omg
: It misses
Hellaton: Yyyou cacan cry when a mannn hits you too.
FFrisk: ((After Ken dies, Hellaton leans next to FFrisk))
FFrisk: (("Don't tell Gaster"))
: Slowbro uses Synthesis
: He gains 500 HP
FFrisk: (("What...about Mettaton?" "He wwwwouldn't cacare."))
FFrisk: Slowbro doesn't learn Synthesis.
Hellaton: ((mettaton would be proud
FFrisk: The move you're looking for is Slack Off.
: Softboiled then
Ken M: actually that's against the bible
: Yeah that one
FFrisk: Slowbro doesn't learn softboiled.
FFrisk: Learn your fucking recovery moves, noob.
Ken M: Jesus says it's bad to get wet when men touch you
: Shit man I don't know I play a fire team
: What do they do?
FFrisk: FFrisk quietly mixes another cup.
Hellaton: attempts another Clawful.
FFrisk: "Here...maybe you need to try again, just get past the smell and it'll taste fine..."
Hellaton: hopes he misses
Erron: and GNA walk back in, this time wearing [url=https://coldslitherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/megaman_protoman.jpg]Proto Man and Mega Man (respectively) costumes[/url]
: She gets crying agan rip
Ken M: ((Well this Kenny Emmy adventure was fun but I'm losing my edge))
FFrisk: This slowbro doesn't have eyes anymore.
: And he misses
Hellaton: just so that he can kick Ken's ass.
FFrisk: ((Btw Slar, it's not one or the other))
Erron: ((So, your EDGE got DULL?
FFrisk: ((It's kinda like Terry's Verbal Bash, it can get one))
Ken M: my wife said I have to go if any women touch me
FFrisk: ((But it can also land both))
Ken M: bye
: ((Oh, alright
Hellaton: Go annnyway, becccause I AM NOT A WOWOWOMAN
Ken M: oh so I can stay?
Hellaton: No.
Hellaton: Jjjust fuck offffff.
GN Austin: You guys like our costumes now?
Ken M: that's exactly what my wife told me not to do
: Slowbro uses shell bash on frisk, a physical move
Hellaton: ...
: It deals 300 - DEF
FFrisk: She leans back.
FFrisk: SHELL BASH ISN'T A FUCKING MOVE
FFrisk: THE MOVE YOUR LOOKING FOR IS SKULL BASH, WHICH SLOWBRO DOESN'T LEARN.
: Shell spin then
FFrisk: SHELL SPIN ISN'T A MOVE EITHER
Hellaton: THATS NOT A MOV
FFrisk: THE WORD YOUR LOOKING FOR IS RAPID SPIN, ONCE AGAIN, SLOWBRO DOESN'T LEARN IT.
: Shell crash?
Ken M: you're very wisely avoiding admitting being a woman
: What move begins with shell
FFrisk: SLOWBRO LEARNS NO MOVES WITH THE WORD 'SHELL' IN THEM.
FFrisk: THERES SHELL SLASH, WHICH SLOWBRO DOESN'T LEARN.
Ken M: the wisdom of the weak sex is admirable
: Shell slash it is
Ken M: goodbye and God bless
FFrisk: She gets hit in the arm, it leaves a nice cut.
: What do you do?
FFrisk: Have you ever been cut by a seashell?
Hellaton: Hhhow dadare you call women wwweweweak. I'm nnot one, but wwow, you cunt,
FFrisk: "Maybe...you need one last cup of tea?" Hospitalitea.
Hellaton: Clawful.
Ken M: -leaves-
FFrisk: ((MFW FFRISK LEVELS UP))
: He's poisoned now
FFrisk: ((BUT GETS NO STAT BOOSTS))
FFrisk: ((THE FUCK YAZAN))
: Lol
Ken M: ((Well that was an RP experience to reminisce over))
FFrisk: Oh by the way))
FFrisk: ((I think FFrisk needs about +150 HP now since i've been forgetting the regen))
Ken M: ((See ya tomorrow when I do it all over again))
FFrisk: ((Unless Slarv's been handy))
: Clawful hits, dealing 800 damage
Hellaton: ((bye b
Hellaton: Ohhhh, gogogood.
: Slowbro is weak to MEN
FFrisk: Hellaton is the only man here.
: Moose? Probably. [Ken M] disconnected.
Hellaton: Same.
: Slowbro uses pain split on Hella
FFrisk: SLOWBRO DOESN'T LEARN PAIN SPLIT
: Hella has 100 HP now, Slowbro has 800
: *600
FFrisk: THAT ISN'T EVEN HOW PAIN SPLIT WORKS
Hellaton: ((THAT ISNT HOW PAIN SPLIT WORKS YOU FUCKBAG
FFrisk: (( (Your remaining HP + Opponent remaining HP)/2 ))
FFrisk: ((Thats Pain Split))
Gaster: ((YOU DWEEB
: Oh ok
Hellaton: ((EITHER WAY SLOWBRO CANT LEARN IT
: They both have 390
FFrisk: "Maybe you need help remembering something? Look into my eyes..." Her eyes go black.
FFrisk: FFrisk used Remember!
: What do you do?
: It doesn't work
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: What does Hella do?
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Hellaton: Heeled Wounds.
: It does 100 damage
: Slowbro is resistant to PHY
Hellaton: ...
: Slowbro uses Bubble Blast on Frisk!
: It does 300 damage - DEF
FFrisk: BUBBLE BLAST
FFrisk: DOESN'T
Hellaton: ((NOT A MOVE
FFrisk: EXIST
Hellaton: ((YOURE LOOKING FOR BUBBLEBEAM
Hellaton: ((OR BUBBLE, WHICH IS WEAKER
: What do you do?
FFrisk: Remember.
Hellaton: ((YOURE WORSE AT POKÉMON THAN MY GIRLFRIEND
: Once again, it fails
Hellaton: Heeled Wounds.
Gaster: ((FFrisk: "Remember what moves you can use."
FFrisk: Is he even losing poison damage
FFrisk: Or crying.
: Shit I forgot poison
: Slowbro loses 100 HP
: And another 100 from Hella's hit
: The sight of GNA and Erron's matching costumes fills you with... anything but determination, because they look fucking stupid.
: He's still resistant to PHY you dweeb
FFrisk: WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE SLARV
FFrisk: CLAWFUL COSTS 40 SP
Gaster: ((uhh i wanna bring someone in the bar but gaster fell asleep in his husband's arms
Hellaton: Yeah but CLAWFUL COSTS FORTY YOU BUTT
Hellaton: ((you can wake him up
Hellaton: ((inside
: Slowbro uses Rock Slide!
: It misses
Gaster: ((okay
FFrisk: Remember.
Gaster: is stirring in his sleep.
Hellaton: ((i dont think slowbro can use rock slide, can it
FFrisk: "...I'm...starting to feel...weak..." She's out of SP after this
FFrisk: ((It can))
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Hellaton: Heeled Wounds.
Hellaton: ((oh, ok
Hellaton: ((was uncertain
: Slowbro remembers being banned on smogon
: He's paralyzed
FFrisk: BY THE WAY))
FFrisk: ((YOU FORGOT POISON DAMAGE))
MettatonSEX: Darling, you okay?
: Oh yeah
: Woops he dies
FFrisk: "..." She's sweating.
: YOU WON
: You got 1 exp
Hellaton: ...Wwwwe... wowwww thatat was nononot worth it.
FFrisk: ((Can I fix FFrisks stats))
Gaster: can't answer, he's sleeping.
: Ye
FFrisk: ((Because Yazan didn't level her up))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Gaster: ... Nnnh....
FFrisk: ((Alright, just gonna add 10 to some shit and +50 to HP.))
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
FFrisk: ((FFrisk is gonna be a chansey by the end of this))
MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster on the cheek.- Hey, darling.
: ((Laharl my team is actually decent now
: ((I beat some fuccbois
Gaster: wakes up. "Hello, my love."
FFrisk: ((Nice))
FFrisk: FFrisk is sweating, she feels her SP coming back
FFrisk: ((Alright, MV))
MettatonSEX: Hello, darling. You okay?
FFrisk: ((Lets do Slarv a favor and just fix our HP and SP up so he doesn't have to do this enxt time))
Hellaton: ((sure gimme a minute
: ((Ninetails, mega houndoom, delphox, chandelure, heatran, and volcanion
: ((Nah its fine
Gaster: Not really.
: ((I just bump you up the first time you get hit
FFrisk: ((Too late, already did it))
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
FFrisk: ((I was leveling up her stats anyway, so eh))
Erron: Good Game... We're glad we could be of assistance to you all!
FFrisk: ((Also, I now realize FFrisk's moves are not OP in the slightest, because she usually has to try them a few times before they can do anything))
FFrisk: [sub]“No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.” [/sub]
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
FFrisk: FFrisk looks at Hellaton. "It...really wasn't worth it...at all..."
Hellaton: ((bullet heel is mag bc its a magic bullet
Hellaton: nods.
FFrisk: She quietly wraps a bit of her arm up with some napkins like bandages, because Shell Slash cuts things.
FFrisk: And bleeding out isn't appealing.
MettatonSEX: Do you need anything?
Gaster: sighs and stretches a little.
Gaster: I want to walk around.
FFrisk: Not to mention that Skull Bash gave her a black eye, and she's fucking drenched in water from Bubblebeam.
: ((Oh yes I'm figting anotehr fire team
MettatonSEX: -sets Gaster down, but makes sure he's stable.-
FFrisk: "...Sometimes I wonder...what it would be like to not have bones...or flesh...and just run off magic or metal...like you..."
Hellaton: .....
Gaster: wobbles a little, then steadies himself.
FFrisk: [sub]“Speak English!' said the Eaglet. 'I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!” [/sub]
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
Hellaton: Mmmmememetal isn't alwaways great. You hhhave to oillll joints, keeep eveverything running...
Hellaton: Nnot be cccracked......
MettatonSEX: Need a bit of support?
FFrisk: "...But...as you can...tell..." She gestures with her good arm. "...Flesh hurts easily...and takes a while to fix."
Gaster: Yes, please.
FFrisk: Those napkins are dark red, but her arm isn't bleading anymore, it wasn't too deep, and she's a fast healer.
MettatonSEX: -holds Gaster's hand.-
Gaster: starts to walk out of the hospital.
Erron: and GNA sit at the bar, proud of their [s]fucking stupid[/s] fabulous new [url=https://coldslitherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/megaman_protoman.jpg]outfits[/url].
MettatonSEX: -makes sure he doesn't fall.-
FFrisk: (( http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/original-beastie-boys-member-john-berry-dead-at-52-20160519 ))
FFrisk: ((SO MANY CELEBRITIES))
FFrisk: ((DYING))
Gaster: manages to get all the way to the bar.
Erron: ((Wow, Laharl... that's sad.
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: sits at a booth.
FFrisk: FFrisk leans over a table, clutching napkins to her arm and nursing a black eye.
Erron: Hiya Gaster! -he's CLEARLY trying to bring attention to their costumes-
FFrisk: She kinda looks like a cat thats been soaked with water due to bubblebeam.
Gaster: waves. "Hello!"
MettatonSEX: ....Why are you cosplaying?
GN Austin: Why aren't you ALL cosplaying?
Gaster: Fair point.
FFrisk: FFrisk weakly waves from the table.
FFrisk: "I ruin costumes I wear, the forest is unforgiving to them...and I tend to freeze them..."
MettatonSEX: ...Um. You okay?
FFrisk: I mean, she is kind of cold.
Erron: Oh...
Gaster: ((i still can't get over the fact that FIVE YEARS AGO i wrote the words "there's no rule against skeletons"
FFrisk: "...We got into a fight...i'll be fine soon..."
FFrisk: "Don't worry about me..."
Erron: ((top kek
MettatonSEX: Oh... alright, do you need anything?
Jamie (Judas): -Warps in- Hey guys-- What the fuck are you two wearing?
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Gaster: Rude. Their cosplays are fine.
FFrisk: "...Ice? If thats okay..."
GN Austin: AH! Jamie! I've been waiting to give you this! -Hands him a [url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/3/38/Bass2MM10.png/revision/latest?cb=20100722183556]Bass[/url] costume-
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
FFrisk: ((*GNA Hands Jamie a bass* "What is this" "A bass!" "No, this is a chello."))
MettatonSEX: Sure, hold on. -he gets a bagful of snow. Same thing shh-
: Battle! [] disconnected.
FFrisk: ((*Duet pop out of anydoor* "Yes?"))
Jamie (Judas): -Just looks at them- . . . If it'll make you two happy, fine. -He takes the clothes to the bathroom and walks out- [sub]I feel fucking stupid...[/sub]
MettatonSEX: -gives FFrisk the snowbag-
FFrisk: She nods, thanking MTT, and half-hazardly wraps the thing around her eye.
Erron: ((Why didn't I do that?
FFrisk: Using stretched napkins.
Gaster: smiles at Jamie. "You look wonderful."
Jamie (Judas): . . .
Hellaton: ...
FFrisk: Theres something shining in the rafters above FFrisk.
Jamie (Judas): -Sighs- I'm starting to miss the days where we would all kill eachother. At least then I wouldn't have to look like a reject Power Rangers villan.
FFrisk: A drop of red liquid of some kind drips down from a...book in the rafters, but anyone looking at it immediately blinks, and its gone.
FFrisk: Except for, y'know, the suspicious red liquid, which has stainned the right side of FFrisk's cheek, she doesn't seem to have noticed it.
Gaster: looks at FFrisk. "Ah, you've got a little something on your cheek..."
FFrisk: She looks up. "...Huh?" And wipes her cheek.
Erron: ((OH GOD! I'm looking through google images, and I found R34 of Axl from Mega Man X7/8 and Bass from Mega Man 7+. THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS))
MettatonSEX: [sub]Now that everything less important is taken care of...[/sub] -He goes over to the booth with Hellaton in it.- I'm sorry about last night. I should have 1. told you about Gaster and I needing time alone and 2. not been such an impulsive shit and immediately asked if you wanted to fuse. Those actions were both rude of me, and I'm sorry. I should have asked what you needed first.
FFrisk: She looks at the blood, and immediately flips her shit, and falls out of the chair, landing with a crash. She quickly runs over to the Grillby's counter, going to the sink.
Gaster: ((welcome to the internet
FFrisk: ((Look up 'Monster Kid' in google images))
Erron: ((I've seen R34 before, I just thought I had safesearch on.
Gaster: kind of stole a blanket from the hospital, oops.
Gaster: ((OH
Gaster: ((well if you've got safesearch on and you still see porn, flag it
: Lua's connection timed out.
Erron: ((I forgot to turn it on.
Gaster: ((rip
Hellaton: .......I... yyyyyou dididn't mean to do anyyyything wrong. Bbbebesides... I ffffeel asasasssss if I'm a buburden on you, s-so... you cacan just leave me alllone foreve--
MettatonSEX: No.
Gaster: ((
Gaster: ((
MettatonSEX: You're not a burden at all. I care about you. You're selfless, talented, and part of this family.
Erron: ((OH DEAR
Erron: ((That's a... wow
Erron: ((Hey guys, remember this? http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/archiesonic/images/8/87/Mega_Man_25.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121217021055 ))
Gaster: ((unsurprisngly it gave me "cinnabar" as the name
Gaster: ((which is toxic
Erron: ((wowie
MettatonSEX: Family, a real family that cares, means that nobody gets left behind. Everyone helps each other.
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: Did you just quote Lilo and Stitch?
MettatonSEX: ...Not intentionally.
FFrisk: "...Ohana..."
GN Austin: -Does a really bad Stitch impression- OHANA MEANS FAMILY
Jamie (Judas): That was ghastly mate.
FFrisk: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-375087377 No. This is ghastly.))
Erron: ((*Slow Clap*))
MettatonSEX: Anyway. We all have shitty times. Shittier than that godawful impression. But we help each other through them, because we care. I care about you, Hellaton. You've got to remember that we care about you.
Hellaton: ...Whhhy?
MettatonSEX: Because you've got a life to live, and we have to make it better. For your sake.
Erron: ((HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS! I'VE NEVER BEEN HYPED FOR A COMIC BOOK UNTIL NOW, MY DOODS!! http://img00.deviantart.net/133a/i/2015/211/9/0/sonic_mega_man_worlds_unite_complete_epic_cover_by_awesomeokingguy0123-d93hw83.png ))
Gaster: nods.
Hellaton: ...Yyyou're not jujust saying that?
Gaster: We're not.
MettatonSEX: No. If we didn't care, we wouldn't have taken you in, or helped you not break down forever, or spent time with you.
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: ((>It's 12 pm
Hellaton: ...Y-yyyou guys... you d-dddo... actualllly care...
: ((>all I have is a chocolate bunny anywhere nearby
: ((Should I eat the bunny
Erron: ((DOOD! Check out my link above! IT'S THE BEST COMIC EVER! AND ITS NOT OUT YET OMG
MettatonSEX: We do.
Gaster: ((devour it
Erron: ((Also, do you plan on staying up? If so, yes.
Hellaton: ((eat it like you eat ass
Gaster: nods, curling up next to both the Mettatons.
Erron: ((OMG MV
: ((I was gonna jack off but I'm too hungry to jack off now
Erron: ((I'm never too hungry.
MettatonSEX: -holds both Gaster and Hellaton close- I love you. I love both of you.
: ((This bunny has been taunting me for weeks
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Hellaton: hugs back, silent other than a whirr.
: ((I wanted to eat it but wanted to save it
: ((This a good bunny
Gaster: is squished between the bots. He blushes.
FFrisk: ((Fight it in RPG format))
Hellaton: lets steam out. "Thhhhththank you guys... Iiiiiii'm sososorry for doubtttttttttttttting yoyoyou..."
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MettatonSEX: It's understandable. You've been through a lot, and it's hard. We'll help make things better.
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Onna: enters the bar
Hellaton: holds the duo closer.
Onna: ((Ears are gone
FFrisk: FFrisk looks up.
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FFrisk: She's got a bandage around one half of her face made of napkins, and an ice pack applied to the end of it.
Jamie (Judas): ...CAN I TAKE THIS OFF NOW!? [Color=Green]nah.[/color] HNNNNNNNNNGH!
FFrisk: It's like Mcdonalds Buddy.
Gaster: I love you guys.
Onna: looks over at Gastonton
MettatonSEX: I love both of you so much.
Onna: .....
Hellaton: .....Iiiii lololove you... I rerereally do...
Gaster: sighs, fully content.
Onna: hangs her head, going to the ber
Onna: *bar
Onna: ((Bunny head devoured
Hellaton: whirrrrs loudly.
Onna: ((I'm not hungee anymore
Erron: ((Was it good?
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Onna: ((Pretty good for month old chocolate
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Erron: ((cool
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Onna: grabs a drink from the bar, not asking grillby for it, and returns to the couch
Grillby: -kid you're underage-
FFrisk: FFrisk waves to Onna. "...Hello..."
Onna: grabbed it
MettatonSEX: -kisses both men in his arms, whirring as well.-
Onna: Hello..
Gaster: laughs a little.
Onna: drinks
FFrisk: (("Would you care for some wine?" Asked the Hatter. "Yes." "We haven't any and you're too young."))
Jamie (Judas): -Grabs one too- I need this right now... -Just starts chugging, but he almost spits it out- THIS is alcohol!? Not good as I thought.
Onna: would kick grillby if he gave her shit
Hellaton: blows out more steam.
MettatonSEX: Both of you, adorable.
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FFrisk: FFrisk has a drink near her. It's a slightly alcoholic wine. She's allowed to drink wine because she's about 29 centuries older than the rest of the people in the bar.
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FFrisk: Nobody will let her try actual liquor, and really, she wouldn't like it anyway.
Onna: is drinking malt liquor
Jamie (Judas): -Just had a straight up beer- Euch...
Onna: i was gonna make a horrible joke there but nah
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Hellaton: ...Thhhhanananks for not hahating me.
FFrisk: She's actually been drinking wine for a while now.
FFrisk: Like, since that Slowbro got bea.
FFrisk: Beat*
Gaster: pats Hellaton on the back.
FFrisk: This is probably her fourth glass, because nobody bothered to teach this girl limits.
MettatonSEX: Of course, darling. You're kind, selfless, and you're not at all an asshole.
FFrisk: She might be experiencing her first hangover from wine of all things.
FFrisk: Nevertheless, she isn't showing anything, so eh.
Onna: is staring blankly ahead, chugging the shit
Hellaton: E-eeeeven whwhen I'm bebebeing a sad sack of shsack of shit?
FFrisk: "...Is that...healthy for you? Aren't you a bit young..." FFrisk looks, at best, 16. Although she's short enough to go for 14.
Gaster: Yes.
Onna: I don't know..
Onna: is finished
FFrisk: "...What's your name?"
MettatonSEX: You're someone who's been through an emotional rollercoaster, but a really shitty one. We're going to send you on the metaphorical ferris wheel. Calm, generally happy, and a ride that isn't going to lose a piece of track.
Onna: Onna
FFrisk: "...Do you have a last name?"
Onna: sounds very depressed
Hellaton: ....Yyyou've beeeeen tootoo kind to me, rereally.
Onna: I guess it's dreemurr now..
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FFrisk: ((OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST THOUGHT UP THE BEST DAMN PICKUP LINE THAT I'LL NEVER GET TO USE BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING USE PICKUP LINES))
FFrisk: ((FOR REASONS THAT DON'T NEED TO BE STATED))
Hellaton: ((ooh tell us
FFrisk: FFrisk fucking FLINCHES at that. Mentioning AD, or Dreemurr in general does that.
FFrisk: (("I wish you were my shin, so I could bang you on my coffee table every night"))
Gaster: wiggles a little. "We're not. There's no reason not to be kind."
Onna: ...
Jamie (Judas): -Looks to Onna, still in the [url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/3/38/Bass2MM10.png/revision/latest?cb=20100722183556]Bass costume[/url]- We all got problems mate... just look at what I'm wearin'
Onna: ((Gg
Hellaton: ((NICE
Erron: ((10/10, 100/100, Best Game, Best Game
Onna: I don't know...
Hellaton: ...I jjjujujust... I've nenever experienced so much kindness... You guguys are great.
Onna: ((http://imgur.com/UTYrNGf
MettatonSEX: Well you better get used to it.
FFrisk: Like, this wasn't a wince.
Gaster: We want to make sure you're happy.
MettatonSEX: Exactly.
FFrisk: Seriously, at the word Dreemurr FFrisk looked like she got hit by an invisible punch to the face,
Gaster: ((i want to make a gemsona that's a fusion
Hellaton: ...Thanks... ssososo much...
Gaster: ((and her second pair of eyes is little tiny ones on top of the other ones
Gaster: ((aka eyebrows
Erron: ((I have a gemsona, his name is GN Austin... jk
Hellaton: ((nice
Onna: Something wrong...?
Hellaton: ((i have sooooo many gemsonas
MettatonSEX: Of course.
Onna: ((My SU OC is amethyst
Onna: ((That ones not taken right
Gaster: ((she's taken but there's more than one amethyst
FFrisk: "...No...i'm...fine. Bad experiences with...Asriel..." She kinda has to choke out the name. Damn.
Onna: Dad did something to you...?
FFrisk: "...Not his fault, anyway..." She tries to shake off the topic.
Onna: ...
Hellaton: ((rhodonite, tremolite, dumortierite, rutile, parisite, jenakite, cinnabar, rossmanite, eudialite, spinel...
FFrisk: This is what happens when a shy girl walks into a bar to find out the one person whos treated her nicely in her life is cheating on her with a fucking hologram version of his sister.
Gaster: ((my gemsona is coprolite
Onna: Dad's nice... he, er..
Erron: ((Of course mine is Emerald
Hellaton: ((noice
Onna: 'loves' everyone...
Gaster: ((jk it's topaz
Hellaton: ((ohh
Erron: ((Because Emerald Green is my favourite color
FFrisk: [sub]"Tell me about it"[/sub] "So your name is...Onna..."
FFrisk: "...Why are you named Woman?"
Hellaton: ((my gf's gemsona is fire agate and shes in a regaytionship with dumortierite
Onna: I don't know
Onna: My dad wasn't creative... I guess
Erron: ((My Gemsona is literally just a Male Peridot, because I'm fucking unoriginal.
FFrisk: ((I don't watch SU, so my gemsona would just be a google image picture of a rock.))
Hellaton: ((most of my gemsonas use they/them ngl
FFrisk: ((Maybe a nice lump of clay))
Erron: (( http://www.bryanrock.com/application/files/7914/3349/4593/rock.png ))
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Erron: ((Alternatively... http://themechanicalmaniacs.com/gallery/albums/keitai/rockman1-20-1.jpg ))
FFrisk: Theres some tea sitting at one of the tables.
FFrisk: It's poisoned.
FFrisk: FFrisk sadly couldn't convince Slowbro to drink all of it.
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Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/b675yd
Onna: is available to get poisoned
Onna: if ffrisk really wanted to fuck asriel
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FFrisk: No, FFrisk isn't vengeful.
FFrisk: But the teas there.
Onna: ...
Onna: What's that..
Hellaton: ((ooo nice
FFrisk: "...?" She blinks. "...Oh, thats some of my...special...tea, it's meant for fights...don't drink it."
Onna: Alright...
Hellaton: ((id make morty on the gemsona maker but i have zero access to it on an ipad
Onna: stands up, walking to the bar
Gaster: ((topaz is kind of like a pearl only heartier
Gaster: ((if that makes sense
Gaster: ((she can take more hits
FFrisk: "...It's made from Gemson Weed, a plant I named since I found it in my forest..."
Gaster: ((but she can't fight
FFrisk: ((YES THATS A FUCKING PUN ON JIMSON WEED COMBINED WITH GEM))
Onna: attempts to get another drink
Grillby: -Grillby cuts her off.-
Onna: ...
Onna: stares at him
Grillby: -He stares back.-
FFrisk: FFrisk sips her wine.
Hellaton: ((morty/dumortierite is strong, thick, and can take hits and give them. but theyre inattentive so thet can get distracted veeeery easily.
Onna: What are you doing...
Grillby: "Being responsible."
FFrisk: FFrisk sighs, and picks up the tea, carrying it to where Gastonton is. "...Does anyone know...where to get rid of this tea?"
FFrisk: "I don't want to just pour it out...it could kill plants and animals..."
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: I have a chemical disposal bin in my lab.
MettatonSEX: Um... Yeah, there.
Onna: ...
FFrisk: Gaster might actually want to keep a bit of the tea, it's made of previously-unknown plants from the Forest that has a history of not letting people grab samples from it.
Onna: goes back
FFrisk: "...Where's that...again?"
Gaster: isn't a biologist, unfortunately, but he'll pass the tea leaves to someone who is.
Gaster: My house.
FFrisk: "..." She wouldn't just go into someones house to use their trash can.
Gaster: sighs, and takes the tea. "I'll do it."
FFrisk: Imagine going to your friends house. TO use their fucking trash can. Because what you're throwing away could burn through your own trash can.
Hellaton: and Metta unhug
FFrisk: "...It's fine actually...I can find somewhere else to put it..."
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Onna: sits on the couch, staring blankly ahead, her eyes have bags under them
Gaster: ... No. This is a dangerous liquid and I am disposing of it properly.
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FFrisk: "...O-Ok..." She looks away, embarrased that she had to get a friend to remove deadly tea.
FFrisk: She's not embarrased for making it, that tea skill probably saved her life in that storybook. But still.
Gaster: heads on home and pours the tea into the chemical waste bin. He manages to strain out a few leaves.
FFrisk: List of Ingredients: Water, Milk, Jack-In-The-Pulpit, Moonseed berries, Mayapple seeds, Mistletoe berries, and Gemsome Weed leaves.
FFrisk: AKA just about every damn poisonous thing found in a forest.
Gaster: peers at the leaves. "Hey, Thanatos, are you listening?"
Thanatos: -He appears behind Gaster. He's yet another gaster, dressed in a sweater vest and he appears to have milky white flesh covering his bones. "Yeah?"-
Gaster: "Do these leaves interest you in any way?"
Thanatos: -He takes them, looking them over. "Is... Is this a new species of toxic plant? Wow, thanks, Guardian!"-
Gaster: smiles as Thanatos disappears, then heads back to the bar.
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FFrisk: ((So Compiler is the jerkass))
FFrisk: ((And Thanatos likes new deadly things))
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Gaster: ((Thanatos studies death.
Hellaton: has passed out, on Mettaton.
FFrisk: ((He should visit my family reunion, he'd fucking get 15 different degrees in it))
Erron: . . .
Gaster: smiles. "Look... he's all tired out."
Gaster: ((there's a couple more I brought into the rp, Lucy and Bishop
MettatonSEX: Yeah, and so am I. We're going to bed, you coming?
Gaster: ((Lucy's kind of the mom of the group and Bishop studies monsters who absorb human souls
Gaster: nods. "Sure."
FFrisk: ((Lets see))
MettatonSEX: -manages to get Hellaton and himself out of the booth.-
FFrisk: ((Wow, Lostland is likely going to drag 4/5 Gasters into this shit))
Gaster: ((look guys mettaton did alphys's nails: https://67.media.tumblr.com/79a5f0d70c9aec75c5e94582460f3eb3/tumblr_o7bve00Vbn1rmaoyvo1_540.jpg
FFrisk: ((Death, things that absorb souls, book, and well Gaster is already involved))
Hellaton: ((THATS SO CUTE
Erron: ((OoooOOOooH
Gaster: ((there's even more gasters that i haven't brought in
MettatonSEX: Let's go, darling.
Gaster: nods.
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FFrisk: ((Are they like fucking classist))
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Gaster: ((No
FFrisk: ((What if a Sans really likes knowledge and wants to study life))
FFrisk: (("Sorry son we only accept Gasters"))
Gaster: ((It's just that Gasters can scoot around timelines quicker
FFrisk: ((Well, that makes sense))
Erron: ((HC Gaster uses a scooter to get around timelines
Gaster: ((Our gaster, AKA Guardian, joined before he lost the ability to teleport without hurting himself
MettatonSEX: -heads home, to bed. Both sets of shoulderpads are removed, and Hella is set on the bed.-
FFrisk: ((And he's just still there because they get nothing from kicking his ass out))
Gaster: ((That and he's still studying
FFrisk: ((Warning: If this goes the way it'll probably go, Compiler is going to get pissed as fuck, because this book is going to destroy shittons of stuff every time it manages to get put in that storage area))
Gaster: ((besides, he's friends with a lot of them
FFrisk: ((ANYWAY, SINCE RP IS BASICALLY OVER))
FFrisk: ((Lets discuss mistakes))
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FFrisk: ((Mistake I have recently made: Tried to pet a swan at a zoo))
Erron: ((I'm up for RP
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FFrisk: ((I forgot that SWANS ARE SATAN))
Gaster: ((swans will kick your ass
Erron: ((why?
Erron: ((how?
Erron: ((What!?
Gaster: snuggles up to his husband.
FFrisk: ((And then I tried that shit again))
FFrisk: ((With a goose))
FFrisk: ((Because it honked at me))
Hellaton: ((have you ever angered a swan
Erron: ((I've never seen a swan in person
Erron: ((or a goose
FFrisk: ((Ever been to a zoo and seen those peacocks wandering around?))
Erron: ((Yeah
FFrisk: ((It was like that, but the goose was actively chasing me through the zoo))
FFrisk: ((AND IT WOULD NOT FUCKING RELENT))
Erron: ((OH SHIT
FFrisk: ((I JOGGED A SOLID MILE AND IT WAS ON MY ASS THE WHOLE TIME))
MettatonSEX: -hugs both of his bedmates, kissing both of them.- Goodnight, darlings. I love both of you.
Erron: ((Can we make an Attack of the Geese arc?
FFrisk: ((THOSE THINGS))
Gaster: ((I need to go to my zoo, they've got a new wolf exhibit and a new penguin house
Hellaton: isn't conscious but subconsciously smiles.
FFrisk: ((ARE FAST.))
FFrisk: ((THEY CAN 'FLY'))
Gaster: smiles. "I love you too."
FFrisk: ((THEY CAN SWIM))
FFrisk: ((THEY'RE EASY TO PISS OFF))
FFrisk: ((THEY FIGHT IN PACKS))
Hellaton: ((geese are assholes. they shit everywhere
Gaster: ((THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
FFrisk: ((AND THEY HAVE BEAKS SHARPER THAN RAZORBLADES))
Gaster: ((real talk I've gotten lost trying to avoid geese
Gaster: ((and the squirrels on campus
MettatonSEX: Goodnight. -He goes into Sleep Mode.-
FFrisk: ((Q_Q))
FFrisk: ((Tfw your nearby nature trail goes through this field full of flowers))
FFrisk: ((But its spring when you usually go down it))
FFrisk: ((And theres shittons of bees and hornets nests))
Erron: ((I've fought a bunch of cats before...
Hellaton: ((aaaaa nope
FFrisk: ((SO YOU HAVE TO RUN OR DIE THROUGH THIS BEAUTIFUL FIELD))
Hellaton: ((nononononope
Gaster: ((that reminds me of this one time i picked up a snake on a girl scout trip
FFrisk: ((One last thing, sorry Chime))
Gaster: ((it was a garter snake
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FFrisk: ((Wait))
Gaster: ((but everyone collectively shat their pants
FFrisk: (( Gaster belt? ))
Erron: ((yes
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Gaster: ((gaster wearing a garter belt
FFrisk: ((Okay, see))
Hellaton: ((...panty and stocking with gasterbelt ran through my head
FFrisk: ((Now, to give you a scale of HOW FUCKING SCARY THESE BEES ARE))
FFrisk: ((THERE IS A SIGN, BEFORE THE ROAD, THAT SAYS TO TURN BACK IF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES))
FFrisk: ((AND THERE IS A SMALL LITTLE MAILBOX SOMEONE HAS CONSTRUCTED))
FFrisk: ((THAT IS REGULARLY REFILLED BY PARK RANGERS WITH BUG SPRAY))
Hellaton: ((good
Erron: ((wow
Erron: ((fuck bees
Erron: ((WAIT NO
FFrisk: (( AND EVEN FUCKING BETTER))
FFrisk: ((THE TRAIL THROUGH THIS PRAIRIE RUNS OVER A BRIDGE))
Hellaton: ((its hip to fuck bees
FFrisk: ((OVER A SMALL POND, ONCE YOU PASS THE POND YOU GO BACK INTO THE FLOWERS))
FFrisk: ((GUESS WHAT FUCKING LIVES IN THE POND))
FFrisk: ((MOTHER))
FFrisk: ((FUCKING))
FFrisk: ((SWANS))
Erron: ((OH FUCK THAT
Hellaton: ((swans are dicks
FFrisk: ((SO ON A BAD DAY YOU'LL BE JOGGLING A MILE WITH HORNETS AND SWANS ON YOUR ASS))
Erron: ((My dick is a swan
FFrisk: AND THIS ISN'T EVEN ACCOUNTING FOR THE RANDOM BULLSHIT YOU'LL FIND
FFrisk: ((WILD PEACOCKS THAT HAVE ESCAPED FROM ZOOS YEARS AGO AND HAVE BRED WITH NOTHING BUT HATRED))
FFrisk: ((JUST, FUCKING, WILD, BEARS))
FFrisk: ((ALLIGATORS))
Erron: ((HOLY FUCK NO
Gaster: ((oh my god why do you go there
FFrisk: ((GREEN TREE FROGS THAT LIKE TO ATTACK YOUR EYES))
FFrisk: ((POISONOUS AND VERY BRIGHTLY COLORED BUTTERFLIES THAT LIKE TO LAND ON YOUR NOSE))
Gaster: ((here come that boi
FFrisk: ((FUCKING [u]LOUISIANA SNAPPING PIRANHAS[/u]))
FFrisk: ((SNAKES))
FFrisk: ((AND THE COUP DE GRACE))
FFrisk: ((THIS FOREST IS A BREEDING RESERVE FOR THESE SCARY AS FUCK SPIDERS))
FFrisk: ((THAT ARE THE SIZE OF MY HEAD IN LENGTH))
FFrisk: ((AND ARE BROWN COLORED. THEY STICK TO TREES TO BLEND IN WITH THEM))
Erron: ((o shit whaddap
Gaster: ((SCREEEECH
FFrisk: ((HERES A PICTURE OF ONE OF THEM))
FFrisk: (( http://amorq.com/image/23027 ))
FFrisk: ((THEY DON'T HAVE WEBS. INSTEAD THEY HUNT BY JUMPING OFF THEIR TREES AND FUCKING RKOING YOUR FACE))
Gaster: ((AAAAH
Erron: ((NO! I'M NOT CLICKING THAT! I HAVE SEVERE ARACHIPHOBIA!
Gaster: ((i felt tickly just reading that
Onna: ((^
FFrisk: ((DON'T WORRY.))
Erron: ((I ALMOST CLICKED! HOLY SHIT!
FFrisk: ((YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND ATLEAST 5 SECONDS TRYING TO FIND THE SPIDER))
FFrisk: ((SO THAT SHOULD LET IT WEAR OFF))
Erron: ((NAH FAM
Erron: ((FUCK THAT
FFrisk: ((AND THIS IS A BREEDING AREA))
Erron: ((I'M GETTING THE FLAMETHROWER!
FFrisk: ((SO THERES FUCKING [u]HUNDREDS OF THEM[/u]
FFrisk: ((AND IT'S ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM))
Erron: ((NO!
FFrisk: ((I REPEAT, IF YOU KILL ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF CAMOFLOUGED CARNIVOROUS TREE SPIDERS. YOU WILL BE SENT TO FUCKING JAIL))
Erron: ((WHY!?
Erron: ((FUCK THAT
Erron: ((What state do you live in again?
FFrisk: ((WELCOME TO LOUISIANA, AUTRALIA DON'T GOT SHIT ON US))
Erron: ((BECAUSE I'M NEVER GOING THERE
FFrisk: ((OUR STATE CITY IS 7 FEET BELOW SEA LEVEL, DO WE LOOK LIKE WE GIVE A SHIT?))
Erron: ((I GUESS NOT
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Gaster: ((i'm going to bed
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Hellaton: ((gn
FFrisk: ((ALSO, GUESS WHAT THESE SPIDERS EAT))
Hellaton: ((so am i
FFrisk: ((MAMMAL FLESH.))
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FFrisk: ((AKA, THEY EAT WILD FUCKING BIRDS))
Erron: ((NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
FFrisk: ((THEY JUMP ATTACK BIRDS))
Erron: ((THEY JUMP!?
Erron: ((SO THEY CAN JUST MORTAL KOMBAT X KRYPT JUMPSCARE YOUR ASS!?
FFrisk: ((YES))
FFrisk: ((AND TRUST ME))
FFrisk: ((THEY WILL MISTAKE YOUR FACE))
FFrisk: ((FOR A BIRD))
Erron: ((NOOOOOOOOOOO
Erron: ((I'M ITCHY NOW!
Erron: ((THANKS LAHARL
FFrisk: ((THEY BREED BY THE HUNDREDS PER EGG SACS))
FFrisk: ((AND ARE THE SIZE OF ANTS UPON BIRTH))
FFrisk: ((MEANING HUNDREDS CAN BE ON YOU AT ANY TIME))
Erron: ((I WILL SAVE UP MONEY TO GET YOU OUT OF LOUISIANA!
Erron: ((NOBODY DESERVES THAT
FFrisk: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/03/d1/98/03d198e18f26a25414001a376b4355af.jpg ))
FFrisk: ((don't worry that pictures has no spiders))
Erron: ((What is it?
Erron: ((I'm stayin' safe
Erron: ((Like, spiders make me fuckin' panic
Erron: ((oh ok
Erron: ((it's a gator
FFrisk: ((A common household pet amongst louisiana people))
Erron: ((COMMON!?
FFrisk: ((YES))
FFrisk: ((COMMON ENOUGH TO HAVE THEIR OWN FUCKING RIGHTS))
Erron: ((WHAT THE ACTUAL JESUS FUCK!?
FFrisk: ((SERIOUSLY, GATORS HAVE THEIR OWN RIGHTS TO FREE EATING AND SHIT))
Erron: ((no lie that's kinda cool.
Erron: ((BUT HOLY FUCK
FFrisk: ((ALSO, IT'S A 5000 DOLLAR FINE FOR STEALING A MAN'S GATOR))
Erron: ((WHO WOULD STEAL A GATOR?
FFrisk: ((WE GOT SICK OF DEALING WITH THE FUCKING SPIDERS))
FFrisk: ((SO WE TAMED GATORS TO KILL THEM ALL))
Erron: ((HOLY SHIT
FFrisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/pXfyYSb.jpg ))
FFrisk: ((All Louisianan kids learn how to wrestle a gator down by the age of 15))
Erron: ((WOWIE
Erron: ((EVEN YOU?
FFrisk: ((You've got to wait for them to do their death roll, and pounce))
Erron: ((HOLY SHIT
FFrisk: ((Land on the flat part of there back, and put your hands down on the eyes so as to not panic to creature))
Erron: ((Thank god I live in Nevada...
FFrisk: ((If the gator shows any sign of starting another roll, you GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE))
FFrisk: ((THERES A FUCKING REASON WE CALL THEM DEATH ROLLS))
Erron: ((WOWIE
FFrisk: ((A GATOR BITES, WHICH CAN PIERCE METAL POLLS))
FFrisk: ((BUT THE REAL POWER, IS THAT THEY NEVER LET GO))
FFrisk: ((AND THEN THEY START ROLLING, ANY POOR THING THEY GRABBED IS EITHER DROWNED IN THE SWAMP THE GATOR LIVES IN))
FFrisk: ((OR RIPPED APART LIMB BY LIMB BY THE FORCE OF THE ROLL))
Erron: ((HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS
FFrisk: ((WE TAKE GATORS SERIOUSLY))
Erron: ((I SEE
FFrisk: ((LIKE, LEMME SHOW YOU WHAT THE COPS DO IF THERE IS A GATOR ON THE LOOSE))
FFrisk: ((WE DO NOT CALL ANIMAL CONTROL))
FFrisk: ((WE CALL THE FUCKING COPS))
Erron: ((WHAT!?
FFrisk: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a1/95/3a/a1953aa787d7e1e991421afe0f9d7d74.jpg THEY ARE TRAINED TO LASSO THE GATOR TO THE VEHICLE, STAND ONTOP OF THE CAR))
FFrisk: ((AND FUCKING EXECUTE THE GATOR))
Erron: ((HOLY SHIT
Erron: ((ON THAT NOTE! I'M OUT
FFrisk: (( http://s250.photobucket.com/user/raven600/media/alien-.jpg.html WE ALSO HAVE SHIT LIKE THIS IN OUR FORESTS ))
Erron: ((oh ok
FFrisk: ((Anyway, before you go))
FFrisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/ghbfX6l.jpg This is adorable. ))
Erron: ((Huh?
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Onna: passes out drunk on the floor
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Barzan: hahaha no one give a fuck about you Onna
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: ((hi
Barzan: ((oi
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].
Frisk: * She walks into the bar, and just.. sits down.
Frisk: * Like she always does.
Frisk: ((Barzan: fuck you bitchientist))
Frisk: ((Frisk: -pulls out magnum caster- -shoots the ceiling- -the ceiling collapses on barzar-))
Frisk: ((Barzar: I'm still alive, motherbitcher!!!!!))
Barzan: sup bitcher
Frisk: "..Why did you just call me that?"
Barzan: arent you an all powerful bitcher like in this game -holds up a copy of the witcher 3 but the w is crossed out with a b
Frisk: "I'm an ambassador and a scientist. Those are my professions and I'd prefer not to be called Bitcher."
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Barzan: sure thing, whatever helps you sleep at night
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Frisk: "What are you even talking about?"
Frisk: "Like, I don't even understand what you're trying to say."
Barzan: looks the so called scientist ain't as smart as she seems
Barzan: ...bitch
Barzan: has been doing the whole rapper hand movements as he talks
Frisk: "Are you kidding me?"
Frisk: "Seriously, you're just throwing insults."
Barzan: insults you can't handle it seems
Frisk: "Oh, I can handle them."
Frisk: "I'm calm right now."
Barzan: uh huh, keep telling yourself that
Barzan: Imma fly, you keep pretending your useful
Barzan: flies away
: Barzan [Barzan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Frisk: "Yeesh."
Jäger Leyline: enters the room
Jäger Leyline: (is frisk back to full size yet
Frisk: ((no))
Frisk: ((she's still working on the device))
Jäger Leyline: ((is she just smol? or looks young too?
Frisk: ((she looks young rn))
Jäger Leyline: hey there
Frisk: "What's up?"
Jäger Leyline: not much
Loni Leyline: -enters with Jager
Jäger Leyline: flops on the couch
Jäger Leyline: when you gettin back to your hot self again?
Frisk: "Soon. I'm still making the machine and I'm going to test it when I make it."
Frisk: *If it doesn't work, then I work more."
Frisk: "It depends."
Jäger Leyline: must suck to be like that
Loni Leyline: -hits on the couch next to Jager and leans on him-
Frisk: "It's pretty fun, actually."
Jäger Leyline: (Jager: Oh shit, Loni caught the leaning disease from AD
Frisk: "The ice cream truck actually stops for me now."
Jäger Leyline: ha
Frisk: ((Jäger: shitshitshitshit))
Frisk: "Seriously though, it's kinda nostalgic to be like this."
Jäger Leyline: how'd you get like that anyways?
Jäger Leyline: make a wish with a djinn or something?
Frisk: "Complications with another timeline, actually."
Frisk: "It's a long story."
Jäger Leyline: huh
Jeska or Jukon: -enters- Hey guys
Frisk: "Greetings, Jukon."
Jeska or Jukon: -sits on the couch-
Jeska or Jukon: was on my way to see the hype train, but thought I'd get the orb first
Frisk: "I thought I already gave you the orb.."
Frisk: "Wait a second."
Frisk: "Shit."
Frisk: ((dangit i gotta go
Frisk: ((bye
Jäger Leyline: ((dag yo
Frisk: ((ikr
Frisk: ((fuck my life we'll contimue thiis
Jeska or Jukon: ((will strangle frisk while you are gone
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Jäger Leyline: (sup
Onna: ((Ayy
Onna: is passed out drunk on the bar floor
Barzan: sup ya little dingus
Onna: is passed out tho
Jäger Leyline: hahaha you wasted turd
Jäger Leyline: (opps that was bz
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Barzan [Barzan].
Barzan: thats right lie there like a wastevof space
Onna: awakens, rubbing her head
Barzan: enjoying the hang over?
Onna: can't hear barzan right
Barzan: speechless? you should be you little shit
Onna: gets up
Barzan: looks like no o.e is coming for ya
Barzan: no one cares about you
Onna: heads home
Barzan: thats right piss off you wanker
Jeska or Jukon: -is in bed asleep
Onna: ...
Onna: crawls into bed with her
Jeska or Jukon: -hasnt woken up yet
Onna: lies there in bed
Jeska or Jukon: -is snoring
Onna: eventually goes to sleep
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Jeska or Jukon: wakes up eventually
Onna: is just staring blankly ahead
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Jeska or Jukon: yawns
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Jeska or Jukon: mornin kid
Onna: Hello...
Jeska or Jukon: whats up?
Onna: Nothing.. just tried another thing to feel anything.. didn't work
Jeska or Jukon: that bad huh
Onna: nods
Jeska or Jukon: well lets find a mechanic or something
Onna: Yeah..
Jeska or Jukon: ....any ideas?
Onna: I don't know...
Onna: I tried everything I could think of...
Jeska or Jukon: you got a panel or something?
Onna: shakes her head
Jeska or Jukon: hmm
Onna: puts her head on Jukon
Jeska or Jukon: silts through her hair
Jeska or Jukon: talk to metta maybe
Onna: is silently crying, if Jukon notices
Jeska or Jukon: he deals with robots
Onna: Ok...
Jeska or Jukon: theres Eline
Jeska or Jukon: heh and I thought you sad you couldnt feel anythin
Onna: It's empty...
Jeska or Jukon: crying and sadness are emoitions you know
Onna: I'm not sad
Jeska or Jukon: why are you crying then?
Onna: I feel empty
Onna: I don't know...
Jeska or Jukon: gets up
Jeska or Jukon: come on
Onna: gets up with her
Jeska or Jukon: takes her to tk421 to a barzaar
Onna: goes
Jeska or Jukon: takes her to a backroom robotics and cybernectics doctor
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Dr. Eline [Dr. Eline].
Jeska or Jukon: hey doc you mind taking a look at this kid?
Onna: stares
Jeska or Jukon: says she doesn't feels much emotionally
Dr. Eline: what, no hello?
Jeska or Jukon: fine. Hello Doctor
Dr. Eline: alright I'll take a look
Dr. Eline: take a seat on the table
Onna: does
Dr. Eline: takes out a device and does a scan of her
Onna: is scanned
Onna: is 78% robot, looks like a real dumbass made the robotic bits
Dr. Eline: looks for a system that would be connected to mental thought or emotions
Onna: that section of brain has been removed
Onna: there's nothing hooked up to where it used to be
Dr. Eline: heh
Dr. Eline: Onna can you recall what you did yesterday?
Onna: I sat around
Onna: I had some alcohol
Onna: That's all.
Dr. Eline: the day before>?
Onna: ...
Onna: Not really, but I assume the same
Dr. Eline: how about a few weeks ago? or even longer?
Onna: I got stabbed a while back... that's how I ended up like this
Dr. Eline: you're not having memory problems are you
Onna: ...
Onna: Things are a bit fuzzy.. I guess
Dr. Eline: hippo-campus might be damaged
Onna: What does that do...
Dr. Eline: its the elongated ridges on the floor of each lateral ventricle of the brain
Onna: ...
Dr. Eline: read a book, it deals with memory and emotion
Dr. Eline: also nervous system
Onna: Alright...
Dr. Eline: thats what you're missing
Dr. Eline: likely means theres that part is cybernetic now
Dr. Eline: find it, plug it in, and whould should be fine
Dr. Eline: you should*
Onna: Ok..
Dr. Eline: ...
Dr. Eline: we're done by the way
Onna: Alright
Onna: gets off the table
Jeska or Jukon: lets go home for now and make a plan
Onna: goes with her
Dr. Eline: goes home
Jeska or Jukon: -goes home with Onna
: Dr. Eline [Dr. Eline] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].
Jeska or Jukon: so any idea where that piece might be?
Onna: shakes her head
Jeska or Jukon: you got taken somewhere right>
Onna: Yeah
Jeska or Jukon: gotta go there
Onna: It was the moon..
Jeska or Jukon: can't we go back? there not an anydoor there?
Onna: There wasn't... that's why I made the rocket... I'm pretty sure the compound was destroyed anyway...
Jeska or Jukon: sighs
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Onna: ((B
Onna: ((I need to tell you something
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Barchar: (hi laharl)
Barchar: (man, this site looks really crowded on desktop compared to mobile)
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Onna: ((Ayy
: Onna [Onna] is now Asriel Head [Asriel Head].
FFrisk: ((Ayy))
Asriel Head: ((I have a ninetails with an air balloon
FFrisk: ((You're still fucking hopeless then))
Asriel Head: ((It's workin gr8
Asriel Head: ((Ninetails is only there to fuck water types, specifically quagsire with solarbeam
FFrisk: ((I added a character to the doc))
FFrisk: ((Since I said I would))
FFrisk: (( :D kek ))
Asriel Head: ((I'm actually doing decent now
FFrisk: ((I'm gonna do the unthinkable))
FFrisk: ((And make a...Ou team))
Asriel Head: ((I still usually get fucked by ground type teams but I'm not doing too bad
Asriel Head: ((EWWWW
FFrisk: ((Actually nah fuck that i'm doing some other tier))
FFrisk: ((Lets do some AAA))
FFrisk: ((Lets see, first, we need a lead))
Asriel Head: ((Ground teams are the bane of my existance
Asriel Head: ((Oh
Asriel Head: ((My jesus
Asriel Head: ((You added him
Asriel Head: ((You madman
FFrisk: ((Yes I did.))
Asriel Head: ((You bet your sweet ass we're actually posting it to the subreddit
FFrisk: (( :D ))
FFrisk: ((I can't believe I bothered))
FFrisk: ((To make actual fucking stats for Ken M))
Asriel Head: ((I s2g
FFrisk: ((I'm proud of that last special, it was an idea I was going to put on FFrisk))
FFrisk: ((Just 700 X 1 attack.))
Asriel Head: ((If we bring Ken M into a boss fight
Asriel Head: ((We ARE posting that shit
FFrisk: ((Anonymously, on alts though))
Asriel Head: ((I have my /u/Really_Are_An_Idiot alt
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FFrisk: ((Yep. Make sure it has absolutely no links whatsoever to CaU))
FFrisk: ((Not even a single comment))
Asriel Head: ((It has one reddit post and a comment on that thread
Asriel Head: ((That comment is in response to me, tho
Asriel Head: ((My actual account
FFrisk: ((Is it in r/cardsagainstundertale?))
Frisk: ((hi bitches
FFrisk: ((Heyo Frisk))
Frisk: ((frisky*
FFrisk: ((Lets not get gay here.))
Asriel Head: ((/r/undertale
FFrisk: ((Alright, that alt works))
Frisk: ((i'm agender though))
Frisk: ((how can i be gay
FFrisk: ((...))
FFrisk: ((Fuck))
FFrisk: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/KenM/ ))
Frisk: ((-fingerguns-))
FFrisk: ((Good news:School is over for me))
Frisk: ((cool
FFrisk: ((Bad news:I'm going on vacation this sunday, and won't be here for a while))
Frisk: ((oh
Frisk: ((well
Frisk: ((Have fun on your vacation.))
Asriel Head: ((Nuu ur gonna miss the grand finale
Frisk: ((school ends for me next wednesday
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Frisk: ((also hi yazan
Jeska or Jukon: (sup
Frisk: ((can we continue from this morning?))
Jeska or Jukon: ((in a bit
Barchar: (uhh, i might habve trouble getting here on saturday, roo. I'm going to a karate thing, and i don't really know how long it's gonna take)
Frisk: ((ok cool
Asriel Head: ((It's sunday
Jeska or Jukon: (do you have a hakama yet?
King Hyper: * He now uses Frisky the Owl to play with. Gee, he must be real lonely.
: Asriel Head [Asriel Head] is now Frisky the Owl [Frisky the Owl].
Frisky the Owl: well he better be damn intent on getting that MERCY ending so he can have a friendo
FFrisk: FFrisk is asleep on the couch with an ice pack wrapped around her face.
Barchar: (a what)
FFrisk: (( http://i.imgur.com/gpaTAjK.jpg ))
Frisky the Owl: lol jk
Frisky the Owl: I know fabby gon die
Barchar: would probably kill him if nobody else did, because his mere existence is really deeply troubling to her
Barchar: You know, evil asriel
FFrisk: I mean i'm sure UW Asriel is still fucking off somewhere I could bring him back
Jeska or Jukon: ((hakama. it goes with tbe gi. Senseis usually wear them? looks like a dress
Frisky the Owl: well maybe she would have different views if she found out frisky the owl's message before hyper so rudely overwrote it
Frisk: ((are you talking to me?))
Jeska or Jukon: (no flame
Frisk: ((oh ok
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Jeska or Jukon: (unlezz you do a martial art
King Hyper: "I wonder if there's a way to reverse that old message."
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FFrisk: FFrisk could probably force Hyper to remember it.
FFrisk: ((BY THE WAY SLARV))
Jeska or Jukon: walls into the bar
FFrisk: ((SLOWBRO COULDN'T HAVE REMEMBERED BANNED FROM SMOGON))
FFrisk: ((SLOWBRO HAS NEVER BEEN ABOVE UU IN ITS LIFE BEFORE NOW))
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Frisk: "Greetings, Jukon."
Jeska or Jukon: hey
Jeska or Jukon: -retcon asking about the orb until now
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: ((ayy
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FFrisk: ((Dear god these people are butchering the meaning of salt))
FFrisk: ((Complain once about getting flinchaxed 8 times in a row))
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FFrisk: ((and suddenly you're salty))
Frisk: * ok
: ((i actually can agree with that
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Jeska or Jukon: whats new? howd it go?
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Frisky the Owl: ((Slowbro remembered being banned on smogon because it was funbro you dip
FFrisk: Funbro doesn't run Skull Bash, Bubblebeam, etc.
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Frisk: "Eh, we got the orb."
Frisk: "After fighting a kraken."
Frisky the Owl: ((Shhh
Frisk: "And I gave it to you."
Frisky the Owl: ((And it was shell bash and bubble blast
FFrisk: (*(No))
King Hyper: * He wonders if he can reverse the messages on the owl. Is that even possible?
FFrisk: ((You used shell SLASH, Skull BASH, and BUBBLE BEAM))
Jeska or Jukon: looks at Frisk bewildered
Frisky the Owl: Hyper manages to do it, somehow
Jeska or Jukon: You never gave me the orb
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in. She's wearing a cat kigurumi. Seems she was too lazy to get out of her pajamas.-[/font][/color]
Frisk: ((jukon's face rn http://image.nola.com/home/nola-media/width960/img/tpphotos/photo/2014/12/19/bill-callaham--d10df605a2831b49.jpg
Frisk: ((+50 for violence!
Jeska or Jukon: (thats gonna be frisks face
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Heeey, everyone... -yawns-[/font][/color]
Frisk: "Yeah, I-- .."
Frisk: "Shit."
Frisk: "shitshitshitshitshit"
Barchar: (reversing the message would be easy)
Frisk: ((yes
Barchar: (Record the current message, reverse the recording, record the recording of the reversed message into the owl)
Barchar: (...though i guess the last step is kinda unnecessary)
Jeska or Jukon: Where. Is. The. Orb?
Frisk: "Well, if it wasn't you who got the orb, then I suppose WGD turned into you and asked me for the orb. I was distracted, so I wasn't really listening and I believe I gave WGD the orb by accident."
Frisk: "Now, let's just hope you don't bash my face in for doing that."
Frisky the Owl: Well, I mean
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Frisky the Owl: Hyper recorded a new message over the old one
Erron: ((Hey Everyone.
King Hyper: * He listens to the message again. ".. This is odd."
King Hyper: * fuck you he did it with magic
: ((heya))
Frisky the Owl: And the message detailed a conversation that may or may not mean something...
Jeska or Jukon: has a clunched fist
Jeska or Jukon: I reallllllyyyyy wanna
: ((Is Jukon in the bar?))
Frisk: "Please, don't. I'm already a stressed woman and I don't want you to try to punch me."
King Hyper: "This probably means something."
King Hyper: "Obviously."
: ((Is Frisk in the bar))
King Hyper: "..."
Frisk: ((yes
King Hyper: "Why am I talking to myself?"
FFrisk: Shes awake at the couch, the ice pack is off, she's still got a bit of a black eye, but she's fine.
FFrisk: "...What's wrong?"
King Hyper: "I guess everybody does it.."
Jeska or Jukon: sighs
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels to Frisk, silently.-[/font][/color]
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Jeska or Jukon: well hopefully thiz is okay by him
: Frisky the Owl [Frisky the Owl] is now The End of the World, Part 1 [].
Frisk: "It probably will."
Frisk: "If it isn't, feel free to take your anger out on a tree."
: ((isn't there a rule against end-of-the-world plots or something?))
: ((Yeah
Frisk: ((not this time
: ((But I got it cleared
: ((And didn't drop it without warning
: ((This has been going for weeks now
: ((Ah.
: ((And people seem to like it
Jeska or Jukon: was yhe kraken hard?
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...?[/font][/color]
Frisk: "No."
Frisk: * She doesn't notice Mi.
Jeska or Jukon: thats good
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...What's going on...?[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: need to lie down
Frisk: "Alright."
Jeska or Jukon: Ive been infected by ADs laziness
Frisk: * She looks to Mi. "Complications."
Frisk: "I really don't want to talk about it."
Jeska or Jukon: lies on the couch
King Hyper: * Now he's just pacing back and forth, worried. At least he's not laying down, worried.
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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...Oh. I-If you need help or anything, just say...[/font][/color]
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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...And if you're stressed, I'm reakky good with stuff like that...[/font][/color]
: ((*really
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Frisk: "Nono, I'm fine."
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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...Oh...-looks a little sad-[/font][/color]
Frisk: "I'm sorry, but.. me being stressed is my problem, not yours."
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...Alright...[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -rolls away in a rather dejected manner-[/font][/color]
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Erron: ((just got Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
: ((noice
: ((I just got ff explorers
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Frisk: ((I just got))
Frisk: ((..))
Frisk: ((a big ball of
Frisk: ((nothing
Erron: ((oh
: ((Imma go play some SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE ONLY FOR THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE
Erron: ((I also got Binding of Isaac for 3DS and the Legends of Hyrule pack for Hyrule Warriors Legends.
: ((Then when I get back we'll destroy the universe
: ((it'll become something if you use your [i]~imagination~[/i]))
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Erron: ((DESTROY!?
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Erron: ((WHAT?
: ((I honestly don't like this end-the-world plot.))
Erron: ((What is it"
Erron: ((?
: ((Something Slarvath started.))
Erron: ((So, we all gon' blow up some shit?
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: ((I'm unsure.))
Erron: ((oh
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: ((Before, there was a rule against end-of-the-world plots, and somehow Slarvath avoided it.))
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Erron: ((wow
Frisk: ((because everybody liked it and was okay with it))
Frisk: ((and he gave a warning))
Frisk: ((and he made sure it was okay))
Jäger Leyline: -walks in
Frisk: ((you should look at the logs and see what slarv has done))
Frisk: ((and then you can make an opinion))
: ((Ah.
Erron: ((The logs are infested with Spiders now.
Erron: ((At least from last night.
Frisk: "Greetings."
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks in, yawning.-[/color][/font]
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jäger Leyline: hey everyone
: Underwatch walks in... they all look beat up, bruised and scratched.
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Hey there[sub]~[/sub][/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: you guys get your assbkicked?
GN Austin: No, we were having a Nerf War, and Jamie brought a BB gun!
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to them- What happened to you guys?[/color][/font]
Jamie (Judas): . . .
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...[/color][/font]
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...Are you kidding me.[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: flops on the couch
Jamie (Judas): To be fair, I did also bring a Nerf Bat.
Frisk: "Well then."
GN Austin: IT WAS A REAL BAT!
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Hm.[/color][/font]
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits next to Jäger- Yo.[/color][/font]
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Jäger Leyline: pats his lap
Jäger Leyline: get comfy babe
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -smirks- Sure, why not[sub]~[/sub]?[/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -does so-[/color][/font]
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -smirks- I've got some free time on my hands...Wanna come to my place[sub]~[/sub]?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: wraps his hands around
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ![/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: hmm...interesting proposal
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -waits in anticipation-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: probelm is
Jäger Leyline: Im waitong for someone
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Hmm? Who is it?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: my sister
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Ah.[/color][/font]
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Frisk: ((B10: Can we fuck her?))
Frisk: ((Jäger: i'm not into incest, sorry))
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Frisk: ((Jäger: besides, she has.. uh.. diabetes. something like that.))
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Frisk: ((Jäger: wait, she also has AIDs))
Frisk: ((B10: shit
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : What's she like?[/color][/font]
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Jäger Leyline: shy, timid, silent, scared of everthing, and easily depressed
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : She seems interesting.[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: shes also really sweet and caring
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : She sounds nice![/color][/font]
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Erron: (( https://i.imgur.com/Il10h8v.png ))
Jäger Leyline: shell be here soon
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Jäger Leyline: ((heh
Jäger Leyline: how about a sample though?
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Sure[sub]~[/sub][/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: lies her on yhe couch
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...Right here...?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: just kisses here
Jäger Leyline: her*
Jäger Leyline: not going crazy here
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -kisses back-Alright[sub]~[/sub][/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Nnh[sub]~[/sub][/color][/font]
Loni Leyline: -walks in and sees this
Jäger Leyline: ...loni..?
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...![/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -gives Jäger a look of panic-[/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : [sub]Wh-What should I do!?[/sub][/color][/font]
Loni Leyline: -walks out
Jäger Leyline: shit....Loni wait
Jäger Leyline: gets up and leaves
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits up-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: (gtg for a bit
Frisk: ((loni: fuck you))
Frisk: ((ok
: ((be back soon
GN Austin: Well, still a better reaction than a Reaction Video. -GNA and GNK high five-
: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJehlr1tEw]this is bascially what just happened[/url] ))
Erron: ((yes
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to them- Who are you guys anyway...?[/color][/font]
GN Austin: Me and Her? Or Underwatch in general?
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : You two.[/color][/font]
Frisk: "What the heck is Underwatch, anyway?"
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GN Austin: We're from a timeline where everyone is like Deadpool...
Erron: And Underwatch is just a team of heroes I made.
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Wow.[/color][/font]
GN Austin: Yeah, it's awesome... albeit unoriginal.
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Frisk: ".. Weird."
Frisk: "Interesting, but weird."
Kimmy: We also have powers and shit...
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : What kind of things do you do?[/color][/font]
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: ((wow
: ((What a showing for the end of the universe
GN Austin: I'm a geomancer and Kimmy is an aeromancer.
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Interesting.[/color][/font]
Kimmy: We also have extra lives because, [s]Our RPer doesn't wanna kill us off just yet[/s] Why not?
: ((Also, yeah I cleared this before I even started
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : That's impressive.[/color][/font]
GN Austin: [s]No it's not[/s] Yeah, I know!
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : I can do some spectacular things. Watch this. -takes out her armcannon, then tosses a dime into the air. She proceeds to shoot it out of the air with a strange, multicolored bullet. Nothing is left afterwards.-[/color][/font]
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GN Austin: I can do this! -Uses [s]PSI Emerald[/s] EMERALD STORM!- EEEEEEEMERAAAAAALD STOOOORM! -A metric fuckton of emerald shards are raining down, they don't hit anyone, but it's fuckin cool-
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Nice![/color][/font]
Jamie (Judas): . . . holy shit.
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Frisk: "Cool."
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Here's another thing I can do[sub]~[/sub] Watch[sub]~[/sub][/color][/font]
GN Austin: ...?
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks outside. There is a convenient nonpossessed dummy.-[/color][/font]
GN Austin: -the duo watch-
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -Lunges toward it. There are flashes of light and many sounds of metal clanking against metal. After the spectacular display, B10 is on the other side of the dummy... Except the dummy is now a pile of wood, burlap, and cotton.-[/color][/font]
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -trots back in-[/color][/font]
GN Austin: WOW!
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -trots in- How about [i]that[/i] [sub]~[/sub][/color][/font]
GN Austin: SO COOL!
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -poses in a cool manner-[/color][/font]
Kimmy: Nice!
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Jäger Leyline: (guess the end of the world is going out with a whimper and not a bang
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: ((heya
: ((wait, Slar, is the end of the world preventable in this plot?
: ((Yes
Erron: ((Wait, are we gonna have to retreat to a different timeline?
: ((No you have to stop the end of the world <.<
Erron: ((WHAT IF WE DONT!?
Jäger Leyline: ((what if they fail
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to the door, wondering if Jäger will return-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: walks back in
: ((If ur bad then yeah
Erron: (( http://i.imgur.com/oiZYWO6.png
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Hey there[sub]~[/sub][/color][/font]
: ((But there's no time limit on this battle
Jäger Leyline: ((what if everyone kos
: ((I suppose Mi could be used
Jäger Leyline: hey babe
: ((If everyone gets KOed, which hasn't happened yet in any winnable battles
: ((also, Slarvath, in LISA, are the Marty Spiders...))
: ((What
: (([i]daddy long legs[/i]))
: ((You fuck
Erron: ((Well, no matter what, UNDERWATCH WILL BE THERE!
Erron: ((To sit back while Erron does the work
Erron: ((And Bastion still gets POTG))
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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : So, now that your sister was here...[/color][/font]
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : You got some free time[sub]~[/sub]?[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: maybe
FFrisk: ((*Bumbumclap*))
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Jäger Leyline: ((so whose destroying the world
: ((I am
FFrisk: FFrisk leans back on the couch, her eyes closed.
Jäger Leyline: (no I mean character
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: ((Io
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Jäger Leyline: (the asriel hea?d
: ((No
: ((Asuka = Io
Erron: ((I think I might make Multiple Underwatch heroes fight.
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Jäger Leyline: (I havent been keeping up
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Erron: ((with what?
: ((Anyway, that's sunday, if we do chapter 5 tonight
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FFrisk: Titania is in the bar too...she's just passed the fuck out at one of the tables.
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: The Asriel head is there
: UNDERWATCH IS THERE!
Jäger Leyline: ((any of the plot o
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Jäger Leyline: ((don't know anythin about asuka or nado
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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is there-[/font][/color]
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: ((Balloontails is much more useful than I thought
FFrisk: ((Literally anything with a balloon is useful))
FFrisk: ((always nice to have something to soak an EQ with))
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: ((heya
Hellaton: ((yo
Erron: . . .
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is wearing a green cat kigurumi, and is napping in her box.-[/font][/color]
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Erron: is spinning a revolver in his hand...
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FFrisk: FFrisk is sitting on the couch, staring at the floor.
FFrisk: Titania is here too, but she's passed out at a table, mainly because if Slarv is doing chapter five I would like to use her.
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Jamie (Judas): -Is sitting on the couch, reading his Book of Belial- [color=white]-Lilith is there too, meditating, or just staring at a wall, its hard to tell with that blindfold-[/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -rolls up to Erron- M-Mister...? Please, oh please, can you get me some food...? -does puppy-eyes-[/font][/color]
Erron: Uuuhm... I don't have any. Sorry kiddo.
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...Oh... -her stomach rumbles- B-but, can you buy me something...?[/font][/color]
FFrisk: (Slar spends a fight telling us that the enemy is resistant to physical and calling us dumb))
Erron: Eerrr... Fine. -Buys some fries and hands 'em to Mi- There, Kid.
FFrisk: ((We have no Magical attacks))
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Thank you so much[sub]~[/sub][/font][/color]
Erron: Yeah, sure.
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -smiles, and gets up from her box to snuggle against his leg.-[/font][/color]
Erron: . . .
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Hellaton: ((it was weak to mental attacks but clawFUL COSTS FORTY FUCKING SP AND MISSES HALF THE TIME
Hellaton: ((also, slarv knows less about pokemon moves than my gf
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Hellaton: ((my gf has only fought five pokemon battles ever
Frisk: ((wowie
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Frisk: ((also hi
Hellaton: ((hi
Hellaton: ((also i added in a level seven move that i meant to add in a looooooong time ago
: ((Mi finally has stats
: ((She's a really tanky white mage
FFrisk: ((So a white mage without any of the problems a white mage normally has))
Hellaton: ((i gave mettaton one extra sp bc the 69 sp was funny at first but now its annoying to have NINE SP or 14 sp
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FFrisk: ((I made stats for Ken M))
Hellaton: ((lol
Frisk: ((i just realized
Hellaton: ((resistant to mental, weak to physical?
FFrisk: ((Well, lets see))
FFrisk: ((Try insulting Ken M))
FFrisk: ((And then try punching him))
FFrisk: ((Which works better versus the senile comedy old man))
Frisk: ((girls have either no pockets or sewn pockets or small pockets how the fuck does frisk have side pockets
Hellaton: ((bc frisk is canonically agender u butt
Hellaton: ((punching him
Frisk: ((my frisk tho
Frisk: ((is a girl
FFrisk: ((Exactly))
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Hellaton: ((she could shop in the boys section
Frisk: ((sure
Hellaton: ((frisk as a character is androgynous so
Frisk: ((it would be funny if she actually wore boy shorts
Hellaton: ((like the underwear type?
Hellaton: ((yes
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Hellaton: ((those shitty almost-boxers that dont accomodate pads at all and keep riding up ur ass
Erron: ((I'm thinking on making Underwatch one playable fighter... I'll think of some concepts.
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Hellaton: ((make them power a small mech
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Erron: ((YES!
Erron: ((I'm gonna right down some ideas
Hellaton: ((alternatively, a giant mech, but to get anywhere without breaking things they have to somehow shrink it
Erron: ((Writing it down!
Hellaton: ((fuckin. imagine a 8'4" megazord just casually walking down the street
Frisk: ((Metta: frisk are those boy short--))
Frisk: ((Frisk: NO
Hellaton: ((thats all i can think of and its just the kind of strange, hilarious bullshit theyd pull
Frisk: ((Frisk: they're the new "style"))
Hellaton: ((omg
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Erron: ((MEGAZORD!? THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
Hellaton: ((metta: dont sacrifice comfort for style
FFrisk: (("YES DAD. THEY ARE. MY LEGS ARE TOO BIG FOR GIRL SHORTS BECAUSE I NEVER SKIP LEG DAY"))
FFrisk: ((*Kicks*))
Hellaton: ((lol
Hellaton: ((mtt: im so proud
Frisk: ((omf
FFrisk: ((FUCK))
FFrisk: ((I JUST))
FFrisk: ((UNDERNEATH))
FFrisk: ((SMASHED MY TOE))
FFrisk: ((MY))
FFrisk: ((CHAIR))
Hellaton: ((what the shit
Hellaton: ((that message delay
: ((Now imagine a MASSIVE MECH MADE OF FUCKING CARDBOARD, and you have Mi))
Hellaton: ((pfft
Frisk: ((LAHARL OH MY FUCK YOU'RE GONNA DIE ONE DAY BECAUSE OF A STUPID REASON))
Frisk: ((like you trip over a rock))
Frisk: ((on niagra falls
FFrisk: ((I wouldn't))
Frisk: ((you fall down the waterfall sipping on ink
FFrisk: ((tbh i'd trip over a brick instead))
Frisk: ((the ink kills you first
Hellaton: ((laharl im gonna read ur obituary and like "this fuck died by tripping into traffic"
: ((I have a question to ask all of you. Do any of you read manga?))
Erron: ((I'm gonna dye because my hair would look cooler with green.
Frisk: ((fuck you
FFrisk: ((I've actually already gotten it wrote out and pinned to the inside of my closet))
Frisk: ((yeah*
Frisk: ((shit
FFrisk: (("If by per chance I have died, I would like my coffin to say, on the front.))
Hellaton: ((sometimes
FFrisk: (("Well, this sucks."))
Frisk: ((sometimes though
Hellaton: ((i want that on your headstone
: ((Ever heard of Yotsubato! ))
FFrisk: ((Walking through a graveyard, mourning the lost))
Hellaton: ((no
Frisk: ((sadly no
FFrisk: ((Run across a single, worn tombstone with some clown equipment layed for peace))
FFrisk: (("Well, this sucks."))
: (( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yotsuba%26! ))
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Frisk: ((cool
Frisk: ((Frisk: I'm so fucking stressed right now dad))
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Hellaton: ((ok
Frisk: ((MTT: take a chill pill frisk
Frisk: ((Frisk: I don't take cocaine dad))
Hellaton: ((mtt: you know what i meant you little shit
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Frisk: ((Frisk: but dad i'm not a little shit))
FFrisk: Which Frisk.
Frisk: ((MTT: that's what you were when i first met you
Frisk: ((MTT: after all these years
Frisk: ((MTT: you're still a little shit
: ((frisk, not ffrisk
FFrisk: FFrisk looks at Mi, she doesn't feel relaxed.
FFrisk: Okay.
FFrisk: She looks at Mi from the other side of the room then.
FFrisk: Bio you better fucking watch it.
Frisk: * She yawns.
Hellaton: ((mtt: i promised myself to never injure a frisk not to never call one a little shit
FFrisk: Feeling 'relaxed' better not mean what you've got a track record for.
Hellaton: ((i gotta brb
Frisk: ((Frisk: you're injuring me emotionally by saying that))
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: ((It's just relaxation. For one, Mi is a smol cat child, who is the embodiment of sloth.))
FFrisk: ((So are tems))
FFrisk: ((You seem to like to fuck them though))
: ((Not Mi. I intend for Mi to never do bodens.))
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: ((She LIVES of people being lazy.))
: ((*off.))
GN Austin: . . .
Frisk: ((so she lives off of AD entirely
: ((she's actually never met him.))
: ((When I die, I want [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmBwqRhGznI]this[/url] to play at my funeral, and "Press R To Restart" on my tombstone.))
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -snuggles into the couch- This couch is comfy[sub]~[/sub][/font][/color]
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Frisk: "That it is."
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: It's always nice to relax and unwind... I live by that, y'know...[/font][/color]
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FFrisk: ((Back))
Erron: ((I want [url=https://soundcloud.com/keno9988iii/spongetale-oceantrousle]Oceantrousle[/url] to play at my funeral))
FFrisk: ((And alright Bio, just remember, lots of us still remember 'Passion'))
FFrisk: ((And also, infront of your tombstone))
: ((...Please do not talk about that.
FFrisk: ((Make sure all the books and bibles and stuff have words on the top))
FFrisk: (("Press F to pay respects"))
: ((YES
Erron: ((On my tombstone I want it to say "Oshin Maen, Taek ma haynd"
FFrisk: ((I've already said what my tombstone is))
FFrisk: ((But my will, on the other hand))
Hellaton: ((im back
FFrisk: ((I plan to use my will to fuck with as many people as possible))
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: ((same
Erron: ((My will is gonna be the ARG for Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth, all over again.
FFrisk: (("At my funeral, I would like it to be open casket, with my body posed on stage and posed to look as if it is laughing at all the mourners"))
FFrisk: (("If the body is too mangled for this, simply use a large plastic sex doll modeled after me instead"))
Erron: ((Yes
Erron: ((This is the best thing
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FFrisk: (("Do not be afraid if any alternate versions of me show up to the funeral, please, let them say a speech, it'll probably be hilarious"))
FFrisk: (("I myself have crashed a few of my own funerals, good times."))
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Hellaton: ((laharl, thats perfect
Erron: ((NO! My tombstone will either say, "It's High Noon somewhere in the world." or "Ryuu ga waga teki wo go fuck yourselves."
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Frisk: ((yes
FFrisk: (("I would like my dog to go to my mother, for all she's done for me."))
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Hellaton: ((my tombstone should say: "CONTINUE?" and then under that "[>YES] [NO]"
FFrisk: (("Yes, I am aware my dog is dead, go get him please, he's buried outside."))
FFrisk: (("The bones shouldn't fall apart too fast."))
Erron: ((OH GOD LAHARL
Erron: ((THIS IS AMAZING
: ((Well um
: ((If this is all we have...
: ((I can postpone to tomorrow
Hellaton: ((im ok with either
FFrisk: ((I personally want to do it today))
FFrisk: ((Because after Sunday i'm going on vacation))
Erron: ((BRB Gonna eat some food
FFrisk: ((And won't be here for a while))
: ((I guess I want to
FFrisk: ((okay guys, heres a tricky question))
FFrisk: ((I'm gonna ask you guys to explain someting to me))
FFrisk: ((As best as you can))
FFrisk: ((Ready?))
Hellaton: ((yes
FFrisk: ((Explain to me what water tastes like))
: ((Metal
: ((Nasty ass rusted metal
Hellaton: ((it depends
FFrisk: ((JESUS WHAT FUCKING WATER DO YOU DRINK))
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: ((Alright
Frisk: ((water tastes like
FFrisk: ((My computer is crashing its shit))
Hellaton: ((usually it tastes as if it has a metallic tinge to it
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: ((I'll give it 30 more minutes
Frisk: ((rubbing alcohol mixed with ass))
Hellaton: ((hi
: ((Then I guess I'll do it
Frisk: ((that's what water tastes like
: (([s]ink[/s] Well, water can only be assumed to taste like two parts hydrogen one part oxygen.))
: ((Because there are now enough people
FFrisk: ((Bio thats not even fucking funny in this context, it makes no sense))
Frisk: ((do what
: ((You ever tasted alabama water
FFrisk: ((Atleast Frisky can use the ink jokes when its relevant))
: ((Tastes like nasty ass metal
: (( my water tastes like very yellow water with occasional random black particles ))
: ((>Tastes like yellow
Frisk: ((piss
: ((( someone's been pissing in my water ))
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: ((...I'll leave for now.))
Hellaton: ((its either piss or synesthesia
: ＢＩＯＮＩＣ_ＤＯＧ's connection timed out.
: (( "Tastes like chicken" well there should also be "Tastes like piss" ))
: ((http://i.imgur.com/UnUv2xA.png
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: (( textbookception
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: ((Ok chimes here we can start the end of the universe now
Hellaton: ((ayy
Gaster: ((WHAT
Frisk: ((hi chimera fucket
Frisk: ((fucker*
Frisk: ((also slarv is hyper needed for this))
: ((Very, since flame isn't here
Frisk: ((ok then))
: ((And nobody else heard the owl
King Hyper: * He walks into the bar, holding the plushie. He sits down.