: -Alyssa smiles a bit.-

Jeska or Jukon: ((oh yea

: -Alyssa has judged Gaster as a good person. She is content.-

Erron: ((If only my sister would let me on for 5 seconds!

: -MageVaati suggests murder.-

Erron: ((she's on pc... so, ech.

Jeska or Jukon: ((you down slarv?

Fabriel: ((Sure

: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Asuka [Asuka].

Asuka: is awake, and the only one that has stats that curr-Oh wait

Erron: ((haven't used GNA yet, so i'll use him for now.

Asuka: I forgot I was gonna make nado stats

Jeska or Jukon: ((still need one more person

Gaster: ((oh guys i went out to eat and guess what i saw on the menu: https://65.media.tumblr.com/d4a13ac8e9c287d01944c5f92417e86f/tumblr_o76vhz61QE1uggan1o1_540.jpg

: -Alaska goes to the one with the most eyes despite having the least. She blinks, then smiles. She thinks Hella looks cool.-

MettatonSEX: ((they didnt read the warning

MettatonSEX: ((existential crisis is a common side effect

Gaster: ((the hilarious thing is that those are boneless wings

MettatonSEX: ((tru

GN Austin: -this kid walks in- hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from Streets™

Hellaton: Hehehello...

Asuka: ((Wazzat baumhower's?

Jeska or Jukon: what?

Erron: What"

Gaster: ((no it's national coney island

Asuka: ((Ah shit, Nado is supposed to be super op so..

GN Austin: Huh?

: Asuka [Asuka] is now Fanta [Fanta].

: -Alaska bumps her hat on Hella's chest, making a cute noise.-

Jeska or Jukon: ((just use fanta

Fanta: enters the bar

Jeska or Jukon: ((or whoever isn't op

Hellaton: Oh! Wwh... wawas that...

Jeska or Jukon: Hey Fanta

Fanta: Howdy, Jukon

MettatonSEX: She thinks you look cool.

Fanta: btw if flame wasn't such a FUCKBOY you'd know Onna is alive

Hellaton: -steams up a bit- Oh.... thththank you, you're cococoool too.

: -Alaska grins, her tassel-like protrusions clapping together.-

Karamatsu: -Shouting can be heard in the distance, as a young man in a yellow hoodie can be seen clinging to a driflblim.-

Jeska or Jukon: never thought Onna was dead

Jeska or Jukon: gonna need some help

Fanta: k

Fanta: With what?

GN Austin: I'm in!

Jeska or Jukon: WDG wants us to get something in the bottom of the ocean

GN Austin: I don't know why... but I'm In!

Erron: WDG? Fuck that guy!

Fanta: Ah, that thing

Jeska or Jukon: but nethier AD or I are in the best state to go get ti

Gaster: looks at town. "... Darling, you mentioned that one of the Matsunos got pokemon as well, right? One of them's flying away."

: -DeLa looks around. She goes to Gaster, the only one she's taller than, and taps his shoulder.-

Gaster: looks at the pokemon.

MettatonSEX: looks. "I'll get him, you guys stay here." He runs off to be the hero.

Fanta: Yeah, I get it

GN Austin: The fuck is a WDG?

Fanta: Wait, what's up with AD?

Jeska or Jukon: hes in mourning

Jeska or Jukon: due to the "apparent" death of Onna

Erron: Onna died!?

Fanta: Oh... dear

Karamatsu: -Too late, Karamatsu's flying up there with his Charizard.-

: -DeLa was told that this skeleton is nice, so. Instant hug of affection.-

Gaster: wheezes. "O-oh, hello there."

: -DeLa makes a happy noise.-

Jeska or Jukon: Jagers going with you

Jäger Leyline: I am?

Jeska or Jukon: and Zerka will show you the way

Jeska or Jukon: throws zerka in

MettatonSEX: attempts to grab this fucker in midair. Stretchy arms and extendo fingers.

Fanta: Alright..

Zerka: uhhh, I'm not drunk I swear

Karamatsu: -Kara retrieves his brother before Mettaton can. He's a good big brother.-

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Welp.

Jeska or Jukon: hes been tied up for the past week, hasn't had a drop of alcohol

Karamatsu: -He turns and gives Mettaton a thumbs up.-

GN Austin: -summons a sword made of refined emeralds- I'm bored, so I'm in!

Jeska or Jukon: we just need one more person

Erron: Uhhm, kid... I'm not letting you do this.

GN Austin: Why not, Erron?

MettatonSEX: returns the gesture, then turns back to see DeLa hugging Gaster. "DeLa, darling, no... you'll hurt him."

: -The Aggron lets go, head turned away in shame.-

Gaster: squirms, as Corsiva floats out of the house to help her father.

Erron: WDG Is a douche and a half... he would kill you withought thought.

Hellaton: Gasssster, are yoyoyou alright?

Gaster: nods. "Yeah, I'm good."

GN Austin: I'll be fine.

: -The tall Pokémon would be blushing in shame if she could.-

Corsiva: -The smol skeleghost stares up at the Pokemon. "Whoa..."-

Jeska or Jukon: until then we'll just hang out

Jeska or Jukon: hows the kids fanta

MettatonSEX: goes to his Aggron. "Okay, you didn't hurt him, that's good. Just be careful."

: -DeLa nods, then looks to Corsiva.-

Fanta: They're good

MettatonSEX: Hello, Corsi.

Fanta: Azzy is... weird

Corsiva: "Hi dad!"

MettatonSEX: Corsiva, this is DeLa, my Aggron.

Jeska or Jukon: how so?

GN Austin: -walks up to Erron, they immediately start arguing about why GNA can/cannot go with them-

Fanta: He, uh... He's already walking and talking, he looks around 10

: -DeLa waves, still a bit embarassed.-

Corsiva: "Huh..."

Hellaton: ....Hhihihi.

Fanta: He talks like... I don't even know

: -Hellaton has a happy cyclops Mismagius at his side.-

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Erron: Kid, why do you want to go with three people you met like... once!?

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GN Austin: Cause, i'm the only one who hasn't leveled up yet!

MettatonSEX: looks to Hella and chuckles. "Looks like Alaska likes you."

Erron: This isn't a video game, kid!

: -Alaska nods, making a 'vryyy!' noise.-

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Erron: What if WDG is tricking you all?

GN Austin: But Erron, Trix are for kids.

Jeska or Jukon: what do you mean?

Jeska or Jukon: why do you say that Erron?

Erron: Because he's an asshole!

GN Austin: I am not!

Erron: NOT YOU, KID!

Jeska or Jukon: you getting worrid about him Fanty?

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Erron: . . .

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Fanta: Huh?

Jeska or Jukon: phased out there for a minute

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Gaster: is not a furry, screw you

MettatonSEX: ((yo

MettatonSEX: is tho

Erron: Kid, let me go with them...

CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy. wait, what's this about furries?))

Fanta: ((Ayy

GN Austin: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE STATS!

Fanta: ((We're on the moon

MettatonSEX: ((alyssa and bianca are gardevoir and lucario, respectively

Erron: What are you talking about!?

MettatonSEX: ((its a joke

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know who either alyssa or bainca are))

MettatonSEX: ((mettas pokemon

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see))

MettatonSEX: ((hes a trainer now

CryingEevee OOC: ((why tho?))

Jeska or Jukon: hows Hywel?

Erron: (The joke is [s]I[/s] People wan't to fuck Gardevoirs))

MettatonSEX: ((rp things

Erron: ((kek

Reborn: ((Because i'm doing pokemon battles, and MV decided their pokemon are characters))

Reborn: ((No worries))

Fanta: smiles

MettatonSEX: ((i mean

Fanta: We're dating

Jeska or Jukon: you dating?

MettatonSEX: ((its fun

Jeska or Jukon: not just having fun?

Reborn: ((:D))

Fanta: Yup, me and Hywel

Reborn: ((I'll try to lower the boss difficulty from now on))

Jeska or Jukon: you taking advantage of him?

Fanta: He's adorable and sweet

Reborn: ((I realize that I made the first few leaders absolutely murderous))

Fanta: Huh? No...

Jeska or Jukon: take it everything is new to him

: -Laganja walks over to Corsiva. He wonders what type she is.-

Fanta: Yeah, he's pretty romantically inept

Reborn: ((I'd assume Electric/Ghost))

Corsiva: -electric/ghost duh-

Fanta: But it's adorable

Corsiva: -she would have adored that rotom-

: -He knows ghost, but is really hoping the other half isn't fire.-

Jeska or Jukon: seems like most of the guys are like that here

Reborn: Back in the Reborn timeline, a construction effort is underway for a certain child's gym room.

Corsiva: Corsiva holds out her hand.

MettatonSEX: IT GOT INTO HIS SYSTEMS AND CAUSED HIM TO GET REKT INSIDE EMOTIONALLY

: -Laganja takes it, his spikes retracted.-

MettatonSEX: Oh no.

Corsiva: -ZAP-

Erron: ...

Fanta: Yup

Corsiva: "Eheehehehe."

GN Austin: Please, b0ss.

Fanta: But he's very sweet

Jeska or Jukon: so much to ask for a little bit of charming personality

Erron: Kid, you're biting off more than you can chew.

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Jeska or Jukon: or even just well, some damn romance from them

Fanta: (("I never lost my virginity because I never lose" ~Anon, 2016

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Jeska or Jukon: ((damn it AD

Fanta: Something up with AD?

: -Laganja fucking bites Corsiva, using Poison Fang.-

MettatonSEX: Laganja what the shit!

Fanta: (("No cute girl should be sad, have a hotdog" ~Anon, 2016

Corsiva: She screams. "Dad! Papa!"

Gaster: immediately runs over, grabbing his daughter away.

Jeska or Jukon: nope

MettatonSEX: Laganja, return!

Fanta: Ok

Jeska or Jukon: apart from well Onna

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: -The Cacturne returns to his Pokéball.-

Fanta: Just sounded a bit er... personal, there

Jeska or Jukon: just that, hes a bit too lazy sometimes

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Gaster: checks on his daughter, making sure she's okay.

Hellaton: Oh nnno, dididid he huhuhurt you?

GN Austin: I can hold my own against Jamie and Hellcat at the same time!

Fanta: I can bet he'd be upset... what happened?

MettatonSEX: Laganja is grounded unless absolutely needed.

Corsiva: The girl nods.

Erron: Well... i suppose. Just be careful, okay?

GN Austin: Sure...

Reborn: [Well guess I'll need to find another grass type then[

Reborn: [If you can't tell, i'm trying to supply balanced teams for everyone]

Jeska or Jukon: nothing happened, apart from Onna

MettatonSEX: makes sure Corsiva is okay.

MettatonSEX: ((nah, laganjas going to be freed, but not yet

Corsiva: -She's fine - she doesn't have blood vessels to carry the poison.-

Fanta: To her, I mean. If you're ok talking about it

Hellaton: -goes over, Alaska close behind.- Do yoyou need anything?

Jeska or Jukon: Not too sure I wasn't there

Gaster: No, no... I think she's just a bit shaken up.

Jeska or Jukon: AD mumbled about her getting stabbed and scooped up

Fanta: Ah..

Fanta: Sorry..

MettatonSEX: Corsi, I'm sorry about him. I think he thought you were starting a fight.

Jeska or Jukon: don't be

Corsiva: She nods, still sniffling.

Jeska or Jukon: shes not dead

Fanta: I hope not

: -Bob the Mew flies over, and mewls. He knows he's cute. He nuzzles up to Corsiva, minus the paralysis and low base damage.-

Corsiva: She starts to smile a little, nuzzling against the pastel pink pokemon. They fit her asthetic.

Reborn: ((>Pokemonshowdown is down))

Reborn: ((Hah. PS doesn't want me to do this))

Reborn: ((WELL GUESS WHAT, I'VE GOT A FUCKIN' BACKUP PLAN))

Jeska or Jukon: mumbles, "like anyone ever dies around here anyways

Gaster: ((it's up for me???

GN Austin: HEROES NEVER DIE!

Fanta: sits down

: -Bob hugs the ghostly kid as best he can. Alyssa decides to hug her too, the mutant wings wrapping around Corsiva.-

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Reborn: ((Won't work for me sadly))

Jeska or Jukon: sits next to Fanta

Reborn: (( http://rom.psim.us/ Battles will need to be hosted at this alternate server here ))

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Corsiva: The kiddo is in a nice pokemon hug and she smiles.

Hellaton: Are you ststill in pain?

Jeska or Jukon: wanna make out?

Gaster: ((that one doesn't work for me laharl

Corsiva: She shakes her head. "Mm-nh."

Fanta: Nah

Jeska or Jukon: heheh, used to ask that to every hot stranger I came acorss

Reborn: (( http://reborn.psim.us/ Theres the reborn official server ))

Hellaton: Gooood.

Gaster: ((that one works

Erron: Good luck kid... you're gonna need it.

GN Austin: Thanks Erron...

Reborn: ((Theres a room in the server named 'Edge of the World'))

Reborn: ((Go to that room))

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Erron: ((ow the edge

Jeska or Jukon: not so much any more

Fanta: Settling down?

Jeska or Jukon: guess so

Fanta: ((http://orig02.deviantart.net/f518/f/2016/021/2/0/undyne_x_alphys_by_shadowemowolf12-d9otlm4.png

Jeska or Jukon: don't even want threesomes anymore

Gaster: ((can you tell me how? I'm not sure

Reborn: ((Are you in Lobby?))

GN Austin: -walks towards Jeska and Fanta- So I heard you guys need

Reborn: ((Click the plus up at the top above the chatroom))

GN Austin: -falls over-

GN Austin: ow.

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Jeska or Jukon: ....

Erron: He's gonna fuckin' die out there...

Jeska or Jukon: don't really want someone whose gonna die

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Gaster: ((oh, okay

GN Austin: -still on the floor- I have extra lives... I'm from a video game timeline!

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Fanta: ((Ayy

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Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

Fanta: ((yyA

Jeska or Jukon: ((GDI!!!!

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Erron: ((y tho

CryingEevee OOC: ((that awkward silence tho))

CryingEevee OOC: ((where just, nothing is going for a bit))

Erron: ((this is RYU from Streets.

Jeska or Jukon: ((why you saying that>

Erron: ((it's hilarious.

Erron: ((it's the best video in existence

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MettatonSEX: ((brb

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MettatonSEX: ((back

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CryingEevee OOC: ((and there he goes))

Gaster: ((mv uses they

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, okay then. i didn't know what they used and i just default to male))

Reborn: Meanwhile in the Reborn League.

Reborn: Noel's gym is finished.

Gaster: (((sorry bout that, laharl and i were doing pokemans

Reborn: A hooded man is outside the anydoor, as if waiting for someone to come through it.

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Karamatsu [Karamatsu].

Karamatsu: heads to the bar now that his Driftblim is safely in it's ball. He spots the man. "Ah... hello?"

Reborn: "Prosperitas, Pax Pacis, Obseqium. Blessings of the Lord Arceus upon your house."

Reborn: He raises his head, showing a 'holy' face, a man of the church. "I am here to do the lord's work, would you like to admirably join the ranks of the Meteor?"

Karamatsu: blinks. "What... what are those?"

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Reborn: "...My shoes?"

Reborn: "Or the Meteor?"

Karamatsu: The Meteor.

Karamatsu: is wearing gaudy sequined shoes. Like he's one to judge.

Reborn: "A rank of...trainers that are working to gain a place in the new world's life."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate that you brought "what are those" into this))

Reborn: "Those who are not amongst them will perish in the lord's light."

Karamatsu: ... So it's church?

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Reborn: "The Church of the Lord is simply a Church. The Meteor looks for trainers to assist in recquisitioning items to go to the new world."

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Reborn: AKA: Steal for Team Meteor.

Karamatsu: nods. "Ah, but I don't live in that timeline."

Reborn: "Lord's light will wreak havoc upon all timelines..."

Reborn: "As we encourage it."

Karamatsu: knits his eyebrows. "But that doesn't sound like a good thing."

Reborn: "..."

Reborn: "...Very well, I suppose you'll simply need to kneel before the Lord himself."

Reborn: "Ditto, take upon the holy energies of the world and decimate the heretic!"

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Reborn: [Grand Church Master El would like to battle!]

Karamatsu: reaches for his pokeballs. He accepts the challenge.

Karamatsu: ((LOL I LOVE THOSE NAMES

Ant: (( TIL 4chan created a "gamer girl" character that wasn't sexualized at all for a group of feminists ALL OUT OF SPITE))

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))

Karamatsu: ((shit hit the wrong person

Ant: (( How can 4chan even have that much spite? ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's 4chan))

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's how))

Reborn: ((I know))

Ant: (( That's like me voting for Trump to spite trump supporters ))

Reborn: ((Follow Me's effect is to force you to attack the user))

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Reborn: (( http://reborn.psim.us/battle-doublescustomgame-55326 ))

Ant: (( It's just stupid. I actually can't comprehend that thought process ))

Karamatsu: orders Matsuyo to poison this strange... goat thing.

Reborn: "..." He seems surprised.

Reborn: "You've beaten the lord himself..." It was a Ditto copying Arceus, not actually Arceus

Karamatsu: Ha! I won!

Reborn: ((Btw I broke showdown and gave that Arceus 30 different moves))

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Karamatsu: ((omg

Reborn: "...I will finish you next time, this is not the end."

MettatonSEX: ((AAA I FORGOT RP WAS GOING ON

CryingEevee OOC: ((this whole playing pokemon and integrating it into rp is just making me think of if this was done with yugioh for some reason))

Karamatsu: withdraws his pokemon. "Ha... my victory will be eternal."

Reborn: He dissapears in a flash of holy light...

Fanta: ((Welp

: -DUE TO MAGEVAATI BEING A FORGETFUL SHIT LETS JUST SAY METTA WENT TO THE REBORN LINE WITH HIS MONS-

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Fanta: ((Nothing for me to do here

Reborn: He leaves behind a pokeball!

Fanta: ((Time to try switching again

Karamatsu: ... Ah?

Karamatsu: examines the pokeball.

Fanta: ((Hopefully I won't be absolutely terrified when I actually do it this time

Reborn: [Karamatsu got El's Ditto!]

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Karamatsu: has no idea what to do with a Ditto.

Reborn: [Comes with one of every single arceus plate!]

Reborn: [Not very useful on its own, maybe someone will want to trade?]

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Karamatsu: [Dang son, maybe.]

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Karamatsu: [Or he could hand it off to one of his brothers, but you probably didn't plan for that so i won't have him do it.]

Reborn: [You can do that[

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Jeska or Jukon: ((damn....quiet night for a saturday

Reborn: [I mean, the Ditto is really just a free mon if you beat the 'challenge' fight]

Reborn: [If you want, you could trade it to Decibel for a murkrow]

MettatonSEX: has entered the Reborn line

Karamatsu: [Huh, alright.]

Reborn: ANYWAYS.

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Reborn: The Grand Hall is different now, instead of the polluted city, it's now in a giant cave...

Reborn: A boy in a white shirt, with a very bored and defeated look in his eye just exhaustedly waves to MTT and Karamatsu.

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Karamatsu: thinks of something and shudders, but he waves back.

Reborn: "Some kind of mutant alakazam teleported the Grand Hall...we're trying to catch it, but for now you'll just have to deal with being Underground."

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Karamatsu: Ah, we're just that much closer to the heart of the world.

MettatonSEX: I've lived with it for nearly seventy years, what's a little bit longer?

MettatonSEX: shrugs

Reborn: He nods. "Anyway, my names Noel, i'm the Normal Type gym leader."

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton, nice to meet you.

Reborn: "I hope we'll fight soon, don't worry, no gimmicks or tricks here, just good old fashioned singles."

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Karamatsu: It's nice to meet you, Noel.

Reborn: "...I'm gonna go take a nap." HE walks away, clutching the clefairy plush.

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Reborn: Caps fucked me over

Reborn: He.

MettatonSEX: Ah.

Reborn: Inside the Grand Hall, theres a new door.

Reborn: With a clefairy symbol on it.

MettatonSEX: is florinia there he wants a badge

Reborn: On the wall is a list of leaders, seemingly with what looks like tips and strategies for all the gym leaders.

Reborn: Florinia's door is open.

Karamatsu: looks to the door, then motions to Mettaton. "After you sir."

MettatonSEX: doesn't see the sign, and rushes in. "I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

Reborn: Florinia just nods. 'Welcome back, initiating battle process..."

MettatonSEX: poses dramatically.

Reborn: [Git Online]

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Reborn: "Admirable use of Toxic and the ability Illusion."

Reborn: Not gonna share a replay cause this was a roflstomp

Reborn: She recalls her downed Cradily.

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Reborn: "I present with you the Floral badge."

Reborn: "The other leaders are waiting."

MettatonSEX: bows and takes it.

Karamatsu: decides to challenge Noel.

MettatonSEX: I'll see you around!

Reborn: She nods.

Reborn: Noel's gym is...strange.

Reborn: It's a bedroom, a child's bedroom. Noel is in his bed at the far end of the gym, snoring.

MettatonSEX: leaves the room. He goes to watch Karamatsu.

Reborn: A little girl with a Jirachi doll is at the door, she looks at Karamatsu.

Karamatsu: Ah, he's sleeping...

Reborn: "Feel free to wake my brother up! He's a bit of a heavy sleeper though..."

Karamatsu: goes over and gently nudges the child.

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: The Child gets up, out of bed, and steps into the arena. Eyes closed.

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Reborn: [Sleepwalker Noel challenges you to a battle!]

Reborn: He can literally battle in his sleep.

MettatonSEX: ....

Karamatsu: steps back, getting into position.

Reborn: His Sister, Anna, is giggling.

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Reborn: If you had read the Leader's tips, you would know Noel was allowed to keep his Clefable as a wildcard, and a tribute to his clefairy doll, Nomos.

Reborn: https://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertale#

Reborn: "Hehe, you sure are a lucky one!" Anna says, admiring all the flinches with Iron Head.

Karamatsu: -DAMN SON-

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Karamatsu: grins, but doesn't shout. He doesn't want to wake the child.

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Reborn: Noel just goes back to bed, off to the side is a tray full of badges and pokeballs.

MettatonSEX: Reminds me of a certain Swellow.

Karamatsu: looks to Anna, then approaches the tray.

MettatonSEX: ..

Reborn: On the tray is a sign.

MettatonSEX: looks at the sign.

Reborn: 'If you won, take one of each. Please don't take more than one, Anna will get mad.'

Karamatsu: takes a badge, and a pokeball.

Reborn: The pokeball contains a Sleepy Musharna!

Reborn: [Ability: Prankster. Can use any sleep-inducing move except Spore.]

MettatonSEX: ...Now I want to challenge this guy.

Reborn: Anna looks at MTT.

Karamatsu: nods in acknowledgement, but still keeps his mouth shut.

Reborn: "Well...Bro usually doesn't do too many fights in a short moment...so I can sub for him!"

MettatonSEX: I mean, okay.

Reborn: She just runs over and grabs her brother's pokemon, going to the other end of the arena.

MettatonSEX: struts to the arena.

Karamatsu: goes to watch.

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Reborn: [Challenge Sent!]

Reborn: [Reborn League Champion Anna would like to battle!]

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Reborn: http://reborn.psim.us/battle-customgame-55329

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Reborn: Anna leans back, and points at the Gardevor.

Reborn: She makes a shotgun motion...

Reborn: "Chk Chk!"

Reborn: "Boom!"

Reborn: The Hyper Beam flies with extreme prejudice.

Karamatsu: covers his mouth in shock, then glances at Noel.

Reborn: "Good game, Mister!"

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MettatonSEX: ...Congratulations.

Reborn: Noel slept through that.

MettatonSEX: goes to heal.

Reborn: "Hehe! It's not as awesome as my mons, but Noel's pretty good!"

Reborn: She tosses the pokeballs back to their place near Noel, and goes back to her seat.

Karamatsu: wanders out, nodding.

MettatonSEX: looks at the leader sign.

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Reborn: Which gym leader do you look at?

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Reborn: At the very bottom is an Elite Four and Champion section.

Reborn: With Anna's name at the champion spot, yeesh.

Karamatsu: looks at Mettaton. "Ah, before you showed up, there was this guy... i think he was a priest."

MettatonSEX: Shade

Reborn: Decibel seems to be in the E4 area too.

MettatonSEX: ...Uh huh?

Reborn: Shade: Uses previously unknown pokemon, has attacks that hit the whole field. Watch out for Eclipse, she always has a different moveset!

MettatonSEX: Mmh...

Karamatsu: He tried to get me to sign up for a church. I beat up his god.

MettatonSEX: chuckles

MettatonSEX: Nice

MettatonSEX: looks at Aya

Reborn: Underneath Decibel on the E4 is El.

Karamatsu: Still... it might turn itno a problem.

Reborn: Aya:Teams up with her brother, hits hard! Bring some steel types!

Reborn: The Arboks both have the same moves.

MettatonSEX: has a NASTY grin. He runs to the room for Aya and Cain.

Karamatsu: runs after Mettaton.

Reborn: Cain waves. "Hello hottie!~" "Cain, stop flirting with everything and anything that walks in here." "But their all sooo hot~"

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Reborn: Aya facepalms.

MettatonSEX: I know I'm hot,

Karamatsu: pauses. "H... hot?"

MettatonSEX: But that isn't why I'm here,

MettatonSEX: I'm here to kick ass.

Reborn: Cain grins. "You can beat my ass all you want~"

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW HE IS LIKE IN REBORN

MettatonSEX: Let me call my husband.

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi flame

MettatonSEX: ...Wait hold on, are you over 18?

Reborn: "Nevermind, hot stuff, I don't do threesomes~"

Reborn: "Nidoking baby, your up!"

Reborn: [Aya and Cain would like to battle!]

MettatonSEX: Not with him, asking permission, idiot.

Reborn: [Cain would like to do more than that, but we can't put that in PS, and Laharl doesn't boden.]

Karamatsu: [Kara's single, but not really into guys.]

Reborn: "Cain, this is exactly why mom kicked you out." Cain laughs, and sends out his Nidoking, Aya sighs, and sends out her Nidoqueen.

Barchar: (oh you've brought this anime fuk into here)

MettatonSEX: Fair enough

Reborn: ((This is LITERALLY one of Cains lines))

Reborn: ((Upon being captured by El's church after getting rescued from Team Meteor))

Barchar: (all I know about this shoe is that all six of its main characters look exactly the fucking same)

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Karamatsu: ((well yeah, they're sextuplets

Reborn: (("Why do you guys all like tying me up so much? You could atleast ask for my safeword~"

Barchar: (and I guess a little from you posting a lot about it)

Barchar: (how do you even push that many babies out of your-whatever)

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Karamatsu: ((their mom suffers a lot for her sons

Barchar: (evidently)

Karamatsu: ((I honestly chose the kindest matsu to rp though

Reborn: [Challenge sent]

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Jeska or Jukon: is in the bar if needed

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Barchar: looks at jukon awkwardly.

MettatonSEX: smiles.

Barchar: "Uh...hey...jukon..."

Jeska or Jukon: Sup

Barchar: "...So. Onna."

Jeska or Jukon: shes alive

MettatonSEX: Good game, darlings.

Barchar: "...kinda."

Barchar: (has she showed up today?)

Jeska or Jukon: ((no, Jeska just never believed that she was dead

Barchar: "...i saw her. On the moon."

Barchar: "Getting...well...the same treatment as everyone else we've seen that's gone up there."

Jeska or Jukon: well thats where AD saw her "Die:

Jeska or Jukon: hmm

MettatonSEX: is waiting for his badge.

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Barchar: "So...we're probably going to have to kill her."

Barchar: "Probably."

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Reborn: ))Am back))

Reborn: ((got food))

Reborn: Cain tosses the badge across the room. "Good game!"

Jeska or Jukon: we saved Erron and Corrin didn't we?

MettatonSEX: oh ok

MettatonSEX: catches it.

Reborn: Aya just sighs and goes back to her music.

MettatonSEX: Thanks for the battle, darlings!

Barchar: "I guess."

Barchar: "But they weren't children."

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Karamatsu: ((why am i getting all my shimejis out

Reborn: ((*Aggresively attempts to type with Napstablook Shimeji blocking the chat bar*))

: ((heya

Barchar: (fucking trash the lot of you)

MettatonSEX: winks, turning on his heel before strutting away to heal his Pokémon. You could swear he did that to the beat of his famous and currently not fully written irl song "Can't Contain Me'.

Jeska or Jukon: Onna was not a normal child

: ((I went to a concert.))

Barchar: "I'm well aware."

Karamatsu: applauds Metta as he walks out.

Jeska or Jukon: how many kids do you know that can make fusion engines?

: ((THEY PLAYED THE SONG FROM HEYAEYAEYEAYEAH))

Barchar: "The point is less how durable she should be and more that, in my experience, kids have a far worse success rate for near-death situations."

: ((AND THIS WAS AN ORCHESTRA PLAYING THAT.))

Barchar: (SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYING IN BED)

Karamatsu: ((you went to a meme concert?

Barchar: (JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT WHAT'S IN MY HEAD)

: ((I wish

Barchar: (AND I)

Karamatsu: ((also, help: http://prnt.sc/b45qwd

MettatonSEX: smiles as he heals his darlings.

Barchar: (I'M FEELING)

Barchar: (A LITTLE PECULIAR)

: ((I TAKE A BREATG AND I GET REAL HIGH

Jeska or Jukon: shes already died before

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Reborn: https://soundcloud.com/seishunbeats/megalovania-but-played-entirely-with-bubsy-1-soundfonts

Reborn: Are we talking memes

Reborn: *Slides in*

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Reborn: Gym doors are still open, etc.

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Barchar: "If anything that lowers her survival rate. Unless she's hyper."

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Karamatsu: isn't sure he wants to battle... unless.

Karamatsu: Hey, Mettaton-san...

Jeska or Jukon: think you're underestimating her

MettatonSEX: Hm?

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in-[/font][/color]

Karamatsu: smirks, while taking off his sunglasses. "Would you like to battle me?"

MettatonSEX: Oh, that sounds delightful, darling. May the best man win.

MettatonSEX: [Superstar Mettaton wants to battle!]

Karamatsu: [Superstar Mettaton better get his ass online then]

Barchar: "I think you're underestimating the universe's propensity for offing those we are about."

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Jeska or Jukon: really? who here is dead?

Fanta: ((I failed im a faulure

Jeska or Jukon: ((nothing new there

Jeska or Jukon: ((jk

: ((I went to an orchestra concert

Barchar: "...what the he-SO MANY FREAKING PEOPLE, JUKON!"

Jeska or Jukon: like?

: ((they played [i]THE SONG FROM FUCKING HE-MAN HEYEAYEAYEAYEAH[/i]))

: ((I'm not kidding, they actually fucking [i]played it in a FUCKING orchestra[/i]))

Fanta: ((All I accomplished was lying in bed for an hour asking myself what the fuck I did

Fanta: ((To do it before

Barchar: rattles off the long list of deaths in the bar

Jeska or Jukon: ((who might that be?

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Jeska or Jukon: Because the only one I can think of right now is Vyse

Karamatsu: seems a bit surprised, but grins. "I did it! Wonderful1"

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MettatonSEX: Oh, congrats.

MettatonSEX: heals again.

Barchar: (I mean I don't know them all)

Karamatsu: goes to heal his pokemon. He pats Mister Angel's soft fur.

MettatonSEX: Sorry I can't give a badge.

Jeska or Jukon: (thats because there are none

Reborn: ...Theres a loud commotion outside.

Karamatsu: Ah, it's fine. This was all just for fun.

Karamatsu: frowns.

Barchar: "B, enough asriels that mentioning them all by name would just be confusing"

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Shit.

Karamatsu: Hey, what's going on?

MettatonSEX: used Mean Look.

Jeska or Jukon: you mean the faceless people we never even really learn anything about

Jeska or Jukon: I'm talking about the frequents here

Barchar: glares at her, scowlint

Jeska or Jukon: Onna died and shes back

Jeska or Jukon: Hyper's died how many times?

Barchar: "First of all, B came here all the damn time."

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -yawns, and hugs her Nekopan. Her box has "I need a home!" written on it in slightly legible handwriting.[/font][/color]

Reborn: Theres fighting, a girl is out there being 'attacked' by a group of...people in black suits?

Jeska or Jukon: I died and here I .....

Reborn: They've got signs on their backs. 'Team Meteor'

Barchar: "Second of all, who the hell do you think you're talking to?"

Reborn: I say Attacked because the purple-haired girl has a positively scary team out, even if she herself is seemingly cowering behind these menaces.

Jeska or Jukon: someone who has too big of an ego apparently

MettatonSEX: sees these assholes.

Reborn: ((To decide whether or not Shelly actually wins or loses, which can affect the RP, i'll actually get into a fight with someone on Showdown))

Barchar: "Faceless people? Do you really think it's a good idea to say THAT about THEM around ME?"

Karamatsu: runs to the girls side. "Madam, do you need help?"

Jeska or Jukon: and apart from B you can't say their name

Jeska or Jukon: other than Asriel

MettatonSEX: runs to her other side.

Reborn: "...N-No...don't b-bother, i'm not w-w-worth it...and they'll attack y-you...just l-let me deal with it, i'm a gym l-leader..."

MettatonSEX: We'll help if you need it.

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Barchar: "Because they all have the SAME name! Or at least most of them do!"

Karamatsu: ... Alright.

MettatonSEX: You're worth more than you think. I don't know you, but.

Reborn: And then, shit goes down, the fight starts, and the grunts send out pokemon THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE.

MettatonSEX: You remind me of someone I do know.

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372722285 ))

Jeska or Jukon: plenty of people out there die

Jeska or Jukon: not here

Reborn: "F-Fake legends...they're v-very rich..."

Fanta: ((Alright, boss is on break and I wanna draw shit

Fanta: ((I'll take a request I guess

: ((Mi

Karamatsu: MMmh...

Barchar: sighs. "Look, why am I arguing with you over this. I'm just telling you whats going on."

: ((If you want

: ((I can describe them

Fanta: ((Sure

Jeska or Jukon: yep

: ((A smol catgirl, like in my japanese animes, with long brown hair and disheveled clothing. She sits in a seemingky normal cardboard box. She looks quite young. She has a little plush kitty-loaf she carries around.))

Reborn: Dear god that pinsir of hers now has 2X Speed and 2XAttack from Scolipede.

Jeska or Jukon: can't do much

Jeska or Jukon: about it though

Reborn: This is the strongest leader you've seen yet.

Fanta: ((K

Fanta: ((It will be in the LISA style because thats all I can do

: ((Okay

MettatonSEX: Great job!

Karamatsu: claps. "Bravo!"

Reborn: Shelly jumps a little. "S-Sorry! I hope their pokemon aren't hurt too badly..."

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MettatonSEX: They were actively trying to hurt you, weren't they?

Reborn: She nods. "B-But their pokemon w-weren't...Bad t-trainers d-don't mean b-bad pokemons..."

Reborn: "I-I'm Shelly, Bug Gym L-Leader..."

MettatonSEX: I know.

Reborn: "Maybe we'll fight soon, y-you'll win probably..."

Reborn: She walks away, going to the Grand Hall.

MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton, superstar trainer.

Reborn: "O-Okay..."

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -gets some chocolate milk from Grillby-[/font][/color]

Karamatsu: smooths his hair, watching her walk away.

Reborn: "Bye M-Mettaton..."

Reborn: The area those grunts were is in COMPLETE RUBBLE.

MettatonSEX: See you again, Shelly!

Reborn: Theres some things shining amongst the rubble.

MettatonSEX: looks tgrough the rubble

Karamatsu: looks as well.

Jeska or Jukon: lies back and looks at Mi

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...?[/font][/color]

Reborn: MTT finds two pokeballs, and a basket full of berries!

Reborn: [All trainers can now equip their pokemon with berries]

MettatonSEX: sweet

Reborn: Theres another thing...

Jeska or Jukon: nothing

MettatonSEX: looks at it

Reborn: MTT Finds a corpse of one of the grunts, probably best not to tell Shelly about that...

Jeska or Jukon: don't have anything to say

Karamatsu: ... Oh dear...

Karamatsu: looks like he's about to be sick.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Deserved it.

Reborn: Seems like he got crushed in the rubble from when the Pinsir used Earthquake.

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -her box has "take me home please!!!!!!!" written on it.-[/font][/color]

MettatonSEX: decides to bury the corpse below more rubble.

Reborn: In his pocket MTT finds a sheet of paper.

Jeska or Jukon: sees this, "Sorry I got enough on my plate at the moment

Karamatsu: gets up and rests his head against the wall. His head is swimming.

MettatonSEX: takes it

Reborn: 'Instructions:Invade the Grand Hall and eliminate the Gym Leader Shelly. Get the timelien codes from the girl before her execution.'

Reborn: 'Use Lethal Force. Prepare for immediate evacuation and execution upon failure.'

Reborn: Well, those other grunts are FUCKED.

Jäger Leyline: -walks in the bar-

MettatonSEX: crumples the note up.

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Karamatsu: looks over. "Did yout take care of it?"

Reborn: The two pokeballs have pokemon in them, one for Karamatsu and one for MTT.

Karamatsu: takes his pokeball.

Reborn: Karamatsu has acquired a Fake Dialga!

Karamatsu: -OH SHIT NICE-

Reborn: ...Equipped with a pair of blackglasses!

Karamatsu: -VERY NICE-

Reborn: Fake Dialga:Cannot use Dragon Type Moves.

Karamatsu: -That's fine-

Reborn: Ability: Dry Skin, because this thing is made of shitty bootleg steel.

Reborn: MTT's pokeball bursts open!

Reborn: Something pink and gooey flies out of it, and lands in one of MTT's other pokeballs!

Reborn: Something has happened to Bob the Mew...

: ((...))

Reborn: [Bob the Mew has 'evolved' into Bob the Mewtwo!]

Reborn: [Same ability and such still aply]

: ((is it a

Reborn: ((I'm handing you people some game-breakers because i'm realizing i'm making these gyms hard as balls.))

Reborn: ((Yes its a ditto))

Corsiva: -She's gonna be crushed.-

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: ((mew-tan- i'll eave

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: ((i was gonna make a really shitty pun

: ((but I did think it was a ditto for a moment

Jäger Leyline: no babes again

Karamatsu: takes a picture of the Dialga and sends it to his brothers. [GUYS HOLY FUCK]

Reborn: Theres one last thing under the rubble...

Jäger Leyline: hey Jeska you mind if I hit on you?

Karamatsu: looks down. "Ah, what's this shining jewel?"

Reborn: Karamatsu can see an Adamant Orb!

Jeska or Jukon: Don't

Karamatsu: picks it up.

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MettatonSEX: ...Damn.

Karamatsu: Bingo! I hit the jackpot!

MettatonSEX: Nice.

Jeska or Jukon: go talk to B10 if you wanna bust a nut

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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -comes in on coincidental cue-[/color][/font]

Reborn: ((Note:Palkia and Giratina can also be found))

Reborn: ((Dialga is just a freebie))

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Reborn: ((Giratina will not be actually usable though, as the moment you beat it all three will fuse and you'll get yourself a fake Arceus))

Karamatsu: ((*motions for you to come closer* It's a free legendary

Jäger Leyline: hey there, wanna learn a new style?

Jäger Leyline: call it doggy style

Reborn: ((Hey, i'm going to be throwing a lot of Legendaries at you))

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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...Heh.[/color][/font]

Reborn: ((Because pretty soon these fights are going to get a FUCKTON harder))

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Heh.[/color][/font]

Karamatsu: does some switching around.

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -laughs for a little bit, then gives a blunt "maybe."-[/color][/font]

Reborn: [Shelly is now available for [s]getting rekt by[/s] battling!]

: ((gtg,

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Annon: ((fights, drugs, AND sexual refences? cool))

Reborn: Back in the Grand Hall. Theres a familiar face.

Reborn: Decibel is looking around for a challenge.

Annon: ((oh wait i read that wrong, no drugs

Reborn: ((Hey Annon we're doin' Pokemon.))

Annon: ((oh cool

Annon: ((ohimean

Annon: ((ah ok

Jeska or Jukon: ((you furries

Reborn: ((Wanna battul, or do you wanna have regular RP))

Annon: ((how does the battle RP go?

Reborn: ((We use PokemonShowdown to simulate pokemon battles))

Karamatsu: ((gimme a moment, i'm switching out Kara's rampardos for his dialga

Reborn: ((I can show you an example))

Reborn: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372731696 ))

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Annon: ((wati is that the real thing?

Annon: ((i know what poke-showdown is

MettatonSEX: has a Mewtwo now, with a very slightly different moveset because mutation and my shit memory.

Karamatsu: now has a FREAKING DIALGA

Karamatsu: -AND IT'S WEARING SUNGLASSES

MettatonSEX: ...Hey. Hey. Bob had a... MEWtation.

Karamatsu: -Or was, before Kara changed the item.

Annon: ((all my team is ditto and one dog

Karamatsu: snorts. "Nice one."

MettatonSEX: Heh heh.

MettatonSEX: Bob the Mewtwo, not to be confused with Bob the Camp Counselor.

Alphys: (i have a quagsire named booby)

MettatonSEX: ((my gf, everybody

Karamatsu: ((I have a charizard named Matches

MettatonSEX: ((i've dated this dork for six months, and regret none of it

Alphys: (hehe)

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/Lz9m1ww

Fanta: ((Done

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Annon: ((I HAVE DITTO

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Reborn: ((*Points at competitive pokemon teams*))

Reborn: Is Slarv making LISA characters out of people now))

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Fanta: ((I already made viv

Reborn: Back in the Grand Hall, Decibel wants to battle someone.

Reborn: Xe immediately locks eyes with Karamatsu, recognizing them.

Karamatsu: realizes what this means. He fumbles, and drops a few pokeballs.

Reborn: Xe points at them, and makes a gesture any trainer would know, AKA grabbing a pokeball and holding it up. The Universal sign for 'lesgo.'

Karamatsu: nods, then steps forward after collecting his balls.

Reborn: ((Decibel uses my ingame team))

Reborn: Is Kara cupping the balls.

Karamatsu: ((IT DISCONNECTED ME

Reborn: ((REKT BY SHOWDOWN))

Karamatsu: ((there we go, try sending the request again

Karamatsu: realizes he has no water types, and tries to think of a plan here.

Reborn: Decibel just keeps a calm look on xir face.

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Reborn: http://reborn.psim.us/battle-customgame-55338

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Karamatsu: -The least he can try to do is poison the edgy fuck - oh nevermind

Reborn: Decibel smirks, everyone thinks Drapion is a bug type.

Karamatsu: fell for the ruse.

Reborn: ((Also yes his name is a joke on Radscorpion))

Reborn: ((The Drapion, I mean))

Karamatsu: hisses as another one of his pokemon goes down.

Reborn: Oh look, Decibel's starter.

Karamatsu: -just in the nick of time-

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Reborn: The Murkrow on their shoulder flys off, and takes the Greninja's place.

Reborn: Why isn't it a honchkrow?...

MettatonSEX: spaced out but went back to this

Karamatsu: frowns. He's in a tough spot.

Reborn: Serperior can't switch out...

Reborn: Oh shiut.

Karamatsu: ... Oh no.

Reborn: Oh shit.

Karamatsu: is sweating. Just what kind of strategy is this?

Alphys: (turns out i am very bad at pokemon)

Reborn: ...Damn. Thats just an evil move there.

Karamatsu: sighs. At least he got poison in.

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Reborn: Decibel seems proud of that trick.

Janus: ((Slarv, when you have time I want to outline some interesting mechanics I just dreamed up for the RPG))

Reborn: Drifblim is pecked out.

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Karamatsu: ... You son of a bitch. Or child of a bitch.

Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: ((I got time

Reborn: Decobel shrugs. "If it works."

: ((ayy))

Reborn: Xe seems to sigh a little as Murkrow is recalled though.

Janus: ((For Janus, I have a bit of a MOBA inspired take))

Fanta: is sitting on the couch

Karamatsu: twitches. The next one's a fighting type, right? If he just uses this one move...

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Janus: ((It can take a turn to simply turn around and not do anything else))

Jeska or Jukon: (oi

Azalea: -She wakes up, she must have drifted off on the couch.-

Reborn: Decibel smiles.

Reborn: And claps.

Karamatsu: cheers. "WHOO!

Hywel: -He's with Fanta.-

MettatonSEX: claps.

Jäger Leyline: hey kid

Reborn: "Nice one, been a while since i've had a fight like that.

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Nado: enters the bar

MettatonSEX: Wooo!

Karamatsu: feels like he got lucky.

Nado: places a sack on the table, and leaves

Reborn: He did.

Azalea: "Hmm...? Good morning. Night, Good evening, you get my point."

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Reborn: Decibel speaks. "Y'know, i've been looking for someone tough recently."

Fanta: Howdy, Azalea

Karamatsu: Oh?

Reborn: "Think you can handle a..kinda stubborn pokemon?"

Karamatsu: smiles, then snaps his fingers. "Heh. I'll try."

Hywel: -He goes over to Azalea. He asks her some thing, smiles, and returns to Fanta.-

Janus: ((If Sperare is facing the enemy and Timor the allies, it's a squishy damager. If Timor faces the enemy it does barely any damage but gains a ton of DEF and a support aura or two))

Jäger Leyline: ((is azalea at the bar or Fanta's?

Janus: ((If you can make it balanced))

Azalea: -The bar.-

Reborn: "Alright, got this big guy off some meteor grunts recently, and since it isn't dark type I don't think I can use it."

Azalea: -Assuming Fanta is.-

Fanta: is

Fanta: ((I can do that

Jäger Leyline: hey thanks for spending time with Loni

Karamatsu: nods, then holds out his hands.

Reborn: Decibel puts down a pokeball.

Reborn: [Karamatsu has..not recieved anything big, thats for sure!]

Janus: ((well I just logged on to put that all down before I forgot, brb in like 20))

Reborn: [Karamatsu recieved the Fake Celebi!]

Fanta: ((K

Karamatsu: ... Ah! It's nice, thank you.

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Hywel: -He nuzzles into Fanta's shoulder.-

: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.

Azalea: "Anyways, How has everyone been?"

Reborn: "It's power is...kinda unstable."

Reborn: "Watch out, it likes to screw around with the weather."

Karamatsu: nods. "Alright."

Reborn: [Ability:Your choice of Primordial Sea, Desolate Land, Delta Stream, Drought, Air Lock, or Drizzle]

MettatonSEX: Mmh.

Jäger Leyline: good

Reborn: [Cannot use Psychic type moves.]

Reborn: [Cannot use Physical moves.]

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Hywel: "I've been great."

Reborn: Don't worry MV, you'll get some good ones soon.

Reborn: [Search for Pokemon] [Battle Gym Leaders] [Talk to Trainers]

Fanta: I've been good

Karamatsu: ((gimme a moment, i'm gonna write down that stuff for celebi

Fanta: accepts the nuzzles

Azalea: "You two officially a couple?"

Azalea: "Cause it sempt like it."

Fanta: Yup, think so

Hywel: "I guess..."

Hywel: -He blushes.-

MettatonSEX: [Battle leaders]

Fanta: Is this ok, Azalea?

Azalea: "Of course, it's about time he found someone."

Karamatsu: decides to watch Mettaton for now. He's still got an adrenaline rush from beating Decibel.

Fanta: smiles, smooching him on the cheek

MettatonSEX: fight Shelly. Also talk to her a bit.

Karamatsu: ((i cannot BELIEVE that this nerd, on his second day of pokemon ownership, beat a legendary trainer

Azalea: "I'm honestly just surprised he let you move deeper intoa realationship so quickly."

Hywel: -He smiles, blushing a bit.-

Reborn: Shelly is sitting in her own personal forest gym.

Reborn: ((To be fair, Decibel isn't exactly throwing out the best of the best))

MettatonSEX: enters. "Hey, Shelly was it?"

Karamatsu: ((Ah

Reborn: ((My ingame team has progressed a lot, if it changed alongside me, Decibel would have Bisharp, and fucking Darkrai))

Azalea: "You're gonna need to get him into the habit of locking doors, though. We never used to do that back in there, cause there was no one to fear."

Fanta: 's eyes widen, blushing madly

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Reborn: "...Y-Yeah?"

MettatonSEX: I have a bit of news. Those grunts wanted to kill you and take your timeline codes.

Reborn: Theres tons of books around her, she's made a bookfort.

Alphys: (my starmie has a great nickname)

MettatonSEX: ((vagina))

Reborn: "...I know, they want to invade o-other timelines, and s-since i'm one of the strongest gym leader they g-gave them to me."

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Fanta: U-uh...

Azalea: "We don't need to dwell on this, if you wouldn't like."

Hywel: "...What did you see?"

MettatonSEX: ((i literally beat my gf's vagina))

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Karamatsu: ((also can i give the celebi thunder? Normally it isn't a valid move but seeing as this is a fake celebi...

Alphys: (and booby the quagsire)

Reborn: ((...Y'know what))

MettatonSEX: Well, I'll fight to keep you safe.

Reborn: ((Fuck it, I know you've got a thing for Thunder on your pokemon))

Reborn: ((Sure. Why the hell not))

MettatonSEX: ((my movesets are completely illegal so

Reborn: "...O-Okay...a-are you sure to want to battle me?"

Karamatsu: ((yeees

Reborn: "Y-You can turn around..."

Jäger Leyline: loooks like someone getting some action huh

MettatonSEX: nods. "I want to try, darling."

Alphys: (i've never played pokemon before today)

Azalea: "I only saw Fanta for a brief second."

Jäger Leyline: good going Hyweli boy

Azalea: "I had to say goodnight to you, Hywel."

Fanta: blushes madly

Reborn: "O-Okay..."

Reborn: She closes her book...

Azalea: "To be fair, you should probably cover yourself up if you're gonna go to sleep, Fanta."

Reborn: And the forest lights on fire, everything starts burning.

Hywel: -He's covering his face.-

Reborn: Shelly fights in a forest fire.

MettatonSEX: ...

Fanta: [sub]I was tired...[/sub]

MettatonSEX: Uh.Wow.

Jäger Leyline: play slaps Hywell on the back, "you scored with a hot chick, whatcha worrying about

Karamatsu: watches in awe.

Reborn: "...It was Bugsy's idea."

Reborn: Like it wasn't obvious who she was related to.

Azalea: "Jager, don't call her 'A hot chick.'"

Reborn: http://reborn.psim.us/battle-customgame-55340

Jäger Leyline: well she is hot

Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/IeuLPJr.jpg

Azalea: "You don't 'Score' Women, either."

Karamatsu: decides to switch some items around.

Fanta: is covering her face with her ears, [sub]"S-sorry.. Azalea"[/sub]

Hywel: "...She's right."

Azalea: "Don't be sorry, not like that's gonna ruin my life."

Reborn: Poor Lucario and Cacnea, they got Scizor'd so hard.

Jäger Leyline: eh whatver

MettatonSEX: Good job, darling.

Reborn: "T-That was a f-fluke...you'll beat me next time..."

Jäger Leyline: its a good thing you two are togther

Reborn: Back to the grand hall.

MettatonSEX: No, you did wonderfully.

Reborn: She nods, and opens her book again, the sprinkler system starts up and hushes out the flames.

Karamatsu: feels a little strange. It's not often he's this successful.

Reborn: ((So tell me, does the whole Pokemon thing suck balls))

Fanta: snuggles closer into hywel, her ears still flooped over her eyes

Reborn: ((Cause i'm gonna be doing it a lot after this, not fair to only let three people have fun fighting pokemans.))

Hywel: "...I should have locked the door, she's right..."

Karamatsu: ((I'm having fun.

Jäger Leyline: surprised someone like you would get this embarrassed Fanta

Fanta: I forgot..

: Moose? Probably. [Janus] joined chat.

Fanta: glares at Jager

Reborn: ((Fun Fact:I used to be on a PokemonShowdown 'League' where I was the Bug Elite Four))

MettatonSEX: writes a reassuring note saying "You're great! You're a good Trainer, your style of battle is strong, and you're a kind person! -MTT" and sliiiides it under Shelly's door.

Reborn: ((Meaning Shelly just uses my old E4 team))

MettatonSEX: ((im having fun

Jäger Leyline: fingerguns her in response

Fanta: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/1aa82dbf95e17b799812a16e5a1cd51f/tumblr_o6sladYtIL1utkhw0o1_500.jpg

Reborn: ((Alright, this was originally going to have a level-up system and such))

Janus: ((what's the sjohncenario?

Karamatsu: ((SLARV

Karamatsu: ((THAT'S FORBODEN

Reborn: ((But I realized nobody wants to fucking keep track of pokemon levels and levelup moves and shit))

Janus: ((l00d

Azalea: "You two do realize that i've been through hell and back, so that wasn't a big deal."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: ((Someone's been on undertail))

: ((Lewd pics of toriel))

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Fanta: ((That's actually on the front page of /r/undertale

: ((kek))

: ((Is it marked for NSFW))

Fanta: ((The sub that has gotten reeeeeaallly bad as of late

Fanta: ((Yeah

Reborn: [Battle Gym Leaders] [Talk to Trainers] [Look for Pokemon]

Janus: ((well of course r/Undertale went to shit))

Fanta: ((Imma start collecting the best comments and posting them there

Janus: ((There's nothing to talk about))

Hywel: "...I mean, that's true..."

Janus: ((Where is everyone?

Jäger Leyline: Hey Azalea

Karamatsu: ((I can bring Gaster into the bar if you want.

Reborn: ((Reborn Timeline in Metta and Kara's case))

Azalea: "Yes?"

MettatonSEX: [Can I go home because there is something long overdue to do in Gaston.]

Reborn: [Alright]

Jäger Leyline: thanks for hanging out with Loni

Azalea: "Any time."

Jäger Leyline: talk her out more

MettatonSEX: goes home, bc this is fun, but... :3c

Janus: -enters the bar Sperare-first-

Karamatsu: decides to go home too, then. He's honestly a little scared of his success.

Azalea: "She's nice."

Jäger Leyline: take*

: Karamatsu [Karamatsu] is now Gaster [Gaster].

Jäger Leyline: its making happy to have someone to talk to

MettatonSEX: has had a thing planned.

Hywel: -He stays snuggled to Fanta.-

Gaster: is sitting in the living room, reading a book.

Janus: ((Is anyone else actually in the bar?

Fanta: snuggles back

Fanta: the sack is still on the table, for now or for later

Jäger Leyline: is the in the bar

Azalea: "You two are cute together, by the way."

MettatonSEX: doesn't enter the house. Instead, he goes NEO(with two hands) and texts Hellaton. [Are you ready to do what we've planned?]

Janus: -just entered the bar-

Hellaton: [yes. i mean we might not get to after today so............]

Gaster: ((I WAS gonna move gaster to the bar but it looks like mv has other plans

Jäger Leyline: just be careful with her

MettatonSEX: ((sorry :( i can do this later but in canon it makes sense to do it now

Gaster: ((unless gaster's not needed for said plans

Jäger Leyline: shes fragile and can get sick easily

Azalea: "Alright."

Gaster: ((oh alrighty then

Janus: ((Slarv when is our little thing going to be able to happen?))

Fanta: ((Probably later

Fanta: ((After my arc

Janus: ((What day do you expect?

MettatonSEX: ((bc what ive had planned for a while now woukd, canonically, make sense to do before yalda

Hywel: "...We are pretty cute, huh."

Gaster: ((Okay, yeah, go for it mv

MettatonSEX: ((ok, you sure?

Gaster: ((ye

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Fanta: smiles

Fanta: I think you're cute

Fanta: boops him on the snoot

Hellaton: -goes outside, passing the living room without a word-

Hywel: -He smiles, and says- "You're cute too."

Jäger Leyline: also don't cause trouble on the campus

Hellaton: -finds Mettaton fairly quickly, and...-

Gaster: looks up, curious. He goes to the window.

Fanta: ((Hmm

Azalea: "As much as I want to, I won't."

Fanta: ((Nothing with asgore on it on the front page

: -The two robots dance, as if this were their last.-

Jäger Leyline: the only reason she can go to school is because I fought along the dead

Jäger Leyline: dean*

Fanta: ((Meaning nothing where /u/evilisa starts a shipping war

Jäger Leyline: ((hell dead

Jäger Leyline: (hello dead*

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Janus: ((y'know how people will try and make stories by taking turns one word at a time?))

Gaster: sighs as he watches. He's content.

: -And... the duo glow, creating the character I've waited to RP for a very long time.-

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Mettahella [Mettahella].

Hywel: "Wanna do anything?"

Gaster: gaps a little, then runs outside.

Mettahella: The fused robot emerges from the two, massive and beautiful.

Gaster: Mettaton!

Mettahella: looks down, and smiles. "Hello, darling."

Jäger Leyline: I'm gonna check on Loni

Gaster: smiles up at them. "Hello!"

Jäger Leyline: maybe see if she wants to come here

Mettahella: Wwe wanted to susurprise you.

Azalea: "I'd love to have her here."

Gaster: Well, you certainly succeeded.

Jäger Leyline: might be hard to get her here though

Janus: -looks around the bar-

Azalea: -She nods.-

Mettahella: grins. "Wonderful! So, what do you think?"

Jäger Leyline: care to convince her?

Gaster: looks over the fusion. "... You're wonderful."

Azalea: "Nope. Let's go."

Azalea: -She gets up.'

Jäger Leyline: Hywel?

Mettahella: A whirr louder than both of them would normally produce emits from the fused man.

Hywel: -He's preoccupied with snuggles.-

Janus: Hello? Are there any available singles in this bar?

Janus: ((Fuck))

Janus: ((Ignore that

Gaster: laughs. "Oh, man..."

Jäger Leyline: oh I've seen that trap before

Sperare: [font= palatino]Hello? Are there any available singles in this bar?[/font]

Mettahella: gets on one knee, still giddy.

Jäger Leyline: she'll eat him alive

Jäger Leyline: turns to look at Sperare

Jäger Leyline: that depends how hot you are

Gaster: jumps up a little, grabbing onto the knee.

Jäger Leyline: looks at Sperare

Timor: [font= Arial black]Approximately 298 Kelvin.[/font]

Mettahella: chuckles, before setting a hand below Gaster.

Jäger Leyline: and if you're a babe

Azalea: "Jager is an egotistical person who pefers looks over personality."

Azalea: "Not really anyone's type, to be honest."

Mettahella: Carefful ththere darling, I wouldn't want you gegettting hurt.

Sperare: [font= palatino]Babe? What does that even mean?[/font]

Gaster: steps into the hand.

Jäger Leyline: you're kiling my game Azalea

Jäger Leyline: ((what gender it Sperare?

Azalea: "No, you don't have game."

Gaster: I'm being careful.

Janus: ((N/A

Mettahella: slowly, carefully lifts Gaster. "Good."

Gaster: ((Besides you don't want to fuk the janus

Mettahella: ((good shit

Gaster: ((i don't think you can fuk the janus

Janus: ((well I mean

Gaster: chuckles.

Mettahella: is very, very happy.

Jäger Leyline: well maybe we'll cath up later

Azalea: "Let's go."

Mettahella: You know, you're even more adorable-mettttttaton no-Mettaton yes.

Janus: ((curious, unsexy handjobs?

Jäger Leyline: leads to Azalea to the campus, some students are staring are her and whispering

Gaster: blushes. "Darling..."

Mettahella: ((you cant fuck the janus bc b is a minor

: Alphys's connection timed out.

Mettahella: I'm sorry, but I can't help it.

Mettahella: Yyessss you can.

Janus: ((dats right, B D Fsharp))

Mettahella: ((heh

Azalea: -She pushes past the eighteen to twenty year olds, and goes to Loni.-

Reborn: ((Wait Thats B?))

Gaster: ((hello, 'tis b

Janus: ((Hello. It's B.

: ((kek))

Reborn: ((Holy fuck thats B))

Reborn: ((Huh.))

Janus: ((I'm in California dreaming up ideas to be RP'd

: ((kekx2))

Loni Leyline: -is in her room, theres a quarantine signs and the floor she is on has no other students on it

Gaster: ... So what now?

Azalea: -She walks in.-

: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.

Mettahella: Hmm... -One hand of many goes to the fusion's chin, both sides are in thought.-

Janus: ...

Timor: [font= Arial black]Well, that was abrupt.[/font]

Sperare: [font= palatino]I'm sure they had some place to be.[/font]

Grillby: -He's still there, if you want to try interaction.-

Janus: -straddles a spinning barstool-

Mettahella: \mettaton i wannt this as much as you but you have to ask but please dont make it awkward\ \Relax, darling. I have an idea.\ \do any of them go well\ \Yes. This one being one of them.\

Azalea: "Hey."

Janus: Are you single? You seem pretty hot. Apparently that's a big factor for some reason.

Mettahella: Gaster, may I try something?

Loni Leyline: hhhhi Azalea

Janus: ((FUCKING 'ELL

Grillby: .... I am single. But I'm not looking to mingle.

Janus: ((STILL CAN'T GET THIS SHIT DOWN PAT

Loni Leyline: -is hooked up the the medical machine

Janus: ((that was Sperare

Azalea: "Quarantine? Is what you have contagious or are they just paranoid?"

Gaster: nods.

Mettahella: ((sad trumpet

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

Gaster: ((*price is right losing horns*

Janus: -spins around entirely every time the speaker changes-

Loni Leyline: ..noo...

Jäger Leyline: what she has was a disease that caused a lot of problems a long time ago

Azalea: "This makes me annoyed. Are you busy doing schoolwork?"

Mettahella: cups another hand around the one Gaster is in, and brings the skeleton into a kiss, gently pressing against him.

Sperare: [font= palatino]Oh. Is that what you thought I meant? I don't know what "mingle" means, but my translator suggests that it doesn't mean conversation.[/font]

Loni Leyline: ...no..just...

Loni Leyline: ...dialysis

Gaster: squeaks a little, then melts into the kiss.

Loni Leyline: it'll be...done in ...a minute

Azalea: "I was just wondering if you would like to go to that bar now, with your brother and I."

Grillby: ........ Actually, it can. Mingling...... it's the act of courtship.

Azalea: "Whenever possible."

Mettahella: blushes and steams up a little bit, pulling back with a smile.

Mettahella: Oh man you have no idea how long I've wanted to do that.

Timor: [font= Arial black]Jeez, don't be so paranoid. I don't want to sue you.[/font]

Loni Leyline: ...um..... I ...don't....know

Jäger Leyline: come on Loni, Azalea and I will be there

Jäger Leyline: plus her brother

Azalea: "People there don't hurt you with their actions and words."

Grillby: He shakes his head. "No. Courtship means... well. It's a means to fall in love." Boy, Grillby sure is chatty tonight!

Mettahella: There goes the whirr. Again.

Azalea: "They appreciate people for who they are."

Gaster: laughs. "We can try it again if you want."

Loni Leyline: unhooks some of the cords as the machine beeps and hooks the IV post to her

Loni Leyline: ..ok...ay

Timor: [font= Arial black]Oh, it's about that whole "love thing." Never mind then.[/font]

Mettahella: is still blushing a little. "Alrrright, do you wawant to kiss me before I kikikiss you?"

Azalea: "come on, lets get out of here."

Gaster: ... Okay. I can try that.

Sperare: [font= palatino]But I'm CURIOUS. I still want to know what love is.[/font]

Azalea: -She smiles, hooking an arm around one of Loni's.-

Grillby: "Love? It's a rather complicated thing."

Grillby: "There's all sorts of love out there."

Jäger Leyline: -grabs her other arm

Mettahella: brings his face back to his... uh, whatever the fuck Gaster counts as to two different robutts.

Janus: ((-waits for Grillby to break into a campy musical number about what love is-))

Mettahella: ((WHAT IS LOVE

Gaster: ((hah, fat chance

Mettahella: ((BABY DONT HURT ME

Mettahella: ((DONT HURT ME

Loni Leyline: makes her way out with help from Azalea and Jager

Mettahella: ((NO MORE

Grillby: -As if by some chance, What is Love starts playing on the jukebox.-

Loni Leyline: -people are starring and few people are saying, "freak" as they pass

Gaster: kisses the fusion on the lips. "Wow... okay, this is. Wow."

Timor: [font= Arial black]That isn't helpful at all. Doesn't even answered tbe question.[/font]

Azalea: -She may or may not flip a few people off.-

Mettahella: smiles, before kissing back. "This is what, darling?"

Janus: ((A fused being tries to learn what love is while another fused being is making out in another universe))

Loni Leyline: -others are saying, "get out before you kill us all-

Janus: ((Juxtaposition.))

Grillby: -If Grillby had eyes, he'd be rolling them. "Love, basically, is a feeling of affection to another person."

Gaster: smiles. "It's amazing."

Azalea: -She wants to do to these people what they deserve, but thinks better than to do that.-

Sperare: [font= palatino]-thinks-[/font]

: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.

Loni Leyline: eventually makes it to the bar with Azalea and Jager

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Mettahella: whirrs, kissing Gaster again. He's grinning like a kid who just got a shiny over Wonder Trade woukd as he pulls away.

Sperare: [font= palatino]That can't be all that words entails. If it was the translator would have given a real answer.[/font]

Gaster: laughs. "Oh, you two are adorable!"

Loni Leyline: looks around the bar to see whose here

Timor: [font= Arial black]Yeah. What aren't you telling me?[/font]

Azalea: "Welcome to this place."

Hywel: -He looks to them.-

Mettahella: One set of hands covers his cheeks. "The tttwo of us aren't half as adoadorable as you!"

Hywel: "Oh, hey. You're who Azalea was hanging out with, no?"

Grillby: -The fireman just shrugs. "There's a lot more complex things that the word "Love" carries. Sometimes it's just a desire to be near a person, and sometimes there's a desire to... spend the rest of your life together."

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Hywel: -He hasn't stopped with the snuggles.-

Gaster: frowns. "Now, now, that doesn't add up. Two can't be more than one."

Fanta: is still snuggled up to Hywel

Loni Leyline: looks very scared and uncomfortable

Fanta: ((I think I will make the title page of my AU tonight

Loni Leyline: ....hi....

Timor: [font= Arial black]Let's just give it up, I'm not learning all these boring single social constructs.[/font]

Jäger Leyline: -takes her to the couch

Mettahella: I nnnnnnever had anany proper education.

Hywel: "I'm azaleas brother, Hywel. it's nice to meet you."

Grillby: ......... Okay.

Sperare: [font= palatino]I wouldn't dismiss it altogether... Maybe there's something to learn here.[/font]

Mettahella: snickers. That's Mettaton alright.

Grillby: He offers the Janus a menu.

Loni Leyline: makes a whimper towards Hywel

Janus: -takes turns reading the menu-

Hywel: "You okay?"

Gaster: smiles, then looks to his side. He takes in the sight of his timeline's city, glittering in the night.

Janus: ((does the menu have pictures?))

Fanta: ((I need a title

Jäger Leyline: shes just scared

Hywel: "You don't have to be."

Fanta: is asleep, cuz imma art

Gaster: ((it does

Mettahella: looks in the same direction. "....Darling, I'm going to get up now, okay?

Hywel: -He carefully lies Fanta down, and stays next to her.-

Sperare: [font= palatino]What an interesting little picture book![/font]

Gaster: ... Okay.

Loni Leyline: is freaked out by the others in the bar

Gaster: holds on tight.

Timor: [font= Arial black]I think he's just trying to sell us something.[/font]

Fanta: ((What would you call the black box AU

Janus: *me

Grillby: ..... Hungry?

Gaster: ((black box au

Loni Leyline: ..hhh...ee...llooo

Fanta: ((10/10

Azalea: "Everyone here is friendly."

Fanta: ((It's basically, everyone's in boxes, and they talk to eachother and shit

Mettahella: slowly stands up, all six hands in such a way that if Gaster were to fall, he would catch him.

Mettahella: ((boxtale

Gaster: clings to the fusion's fingers.

Loni Leyline: sits and hugs into Jager,'

Fanta: ((I would do Aftertale, but that's taken

Loni Leyline: ....Aza..lea....told me....about you

Sperare: [font= palatino]Not for another couple of hours, I caught some high-energy light earlier. Thank you, though.[/font]

Hywel: "Bit shy, right? I'm won't hurt you. You seem like a great young girl."

Grillby: ... I'm sorry, light?

Loni Leyline: .....thanks....

: ((Understuck? Wait no not that))

Mettahella: stands up fully. He looks to Gaster. "I've got yyou, it's alriright."

Sperare: [font= palatino]No need to be sorry! I understand that it's dark underground.[/font]

Loni Leyline: no ...ones..uuusally.....nice to....me

Hywel: "As I've heard. You don't deserve to have people against you."

Grillby: .... No, no, you eat light? Like plants?

Fanta: ((UNDERSTUCK

Gaster: nods. "I... alright."

Fanta: ((YOU

Fanta: ((PLEB

Fanta: The bag nado brought is STILL on the table, cough cough

Timor: [font= Arial black]You don't? Well... You do seem to emit it more than anything else.[/font]

Reborn: ((So i'm looking at this fandom thing where fandoms are humanized))

Gaster: ((Oh, fandomstuck?

Azalea: -Shes gonna check the bag cause it peaks her curiosity.-

Sperare: [font= palatino]What sort of fuel source do you singles use?[/font]

Mettahella: holds his hands close to his chest, a dim light glowing from the patterns.

Reborn: ((You've got stuff like Disgaea which is all the MC's fused into one, Pokemon which is a mishmash of shittons fo stuff from the anime and manga))

Janus: ((ramen

Reborn: ((And then you've got OFF. Which is literally just Zacharie))

Fanta: it's a bunch of colored broken glass with a note "Bury your own dead"

Mettahella: ((oh no ive done things for that

Reborn: ((And i'm laughing my ass off))

Grillby: Food, mostly.

Azalea: "...That's grim."

Gaster: ((I did the Monster's Inc/University fandom for like a week

Gaster: ((then got intimidated and deleted the blog

Azalea: "Who would shatter into glass, anyways."

Reborn: ((Just, all these really cool things formed into people who look awesome))

Reborn: ((AND THEN OFF IS JUST FUCKING ZACHARIE))

Gaster: ((she had four arms

Jäger Leyline: huh weird

Reborn: ((SO DAMN FITTING))

Mettahella: ((i did art for the most popular girls in school, then one for the attack on titan one.

Sperare: [font= palatino]Perhaps my translator is acting up. I just heard "light" again.[/font]

Grillby: ......... Hold on.

Azalea: "Anyone here die and then turn into stained glass?"

Jäger Leyline: might as well throw it in the trash

Reborn: ((I'm happy to note that Disgaea seems to always have one thing in common with every design))

Azalea: "No, are you joking?"

Grillby: The fire elemental ducks into the back room, then takes out an order of fries.

Jäger Leyline: its glass

Reborn: ((Laharl is a main centerpiece of it, they all either have his scarf, his hair, his antennae, or all of the above))

Grillby: This is some of what I eat.

Jäger Leyline: someone's poor attempt at a joke

Azalea: "This is someone's body, and if someone misses the person, burying them and giving them a proper funeral would be their way of acceptance."

Azalea: "I've seen stranger corpses."

Mettahella: forms a barrier around Gaster with the hands that aren't holding him.

Gaster: holds onto the hands. He summons more hands just to hold on more.

Timor: [font= Arial black]Organic mass? How do you absorb that?[/font]

Jäger Leyline: who turns into glass when they die? thats just weird

Azalea: "You know what else is weird?"

Grillby: "Like this." Grillby then burns up a fry.

Mettahella: ...Are you okay, Wing?

Gaster: Yeah. I just like holding your hand.

Mettahella: \wait his name is wing\ \How did you not know this\

Azalea: "You. And your flirting tactics."

Mettahella: You... rrreally do, huh?

Gaster: I do.

Timor: [font= Arial black]Seems inefficient.[/font]

Loni Leyline: gives a really soft giggle

Jäger Leyline: psh

Azalea: "Psh?"

Azalea: "Surprised you haven't hit on me yet."

Grillby: Again, the elemental shrugs. "It works well for me, even though I prefer hardwood."

Jäger Leyline: you're 14

Azalea: "I know. Still surprised."

Azalea: -She smirks."

Mettahella: ......Gaster, are you uncomfortable?

Azalea: "Cause you're weird."

Sperare: [font= palatino]How novel.[/font]

Jäger Leyline: -crosses his arms-

Gaster: ... No?

Jäger Leyline: whateva

Loni Leyline: has a weak smile after that

Sperare: [font= palatino]I was wondering how singles like you could survive on such a low-heat planet.[/font]

Azalea: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. That's all you can say when Someone completely destroys you, right?"

Grillby: Life finds a way.

Azalea: -She chuckles.-

Mettahella: Alright, you're... just really holding on. I'm wwwworried that yoyou were afafafafraid of... falling. I'd never let you fall, darling.

Azalea: "I'm only joking, you're cool."

Gaster: I know you wouldn't. Because you'd never forgive yourself.

Jäger Leyline: I'm just..holding my tongue...thats all

Reborn: WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY))

Reborn: ((OFF IN FANDOMSTUCK IS JUST FUCKING ZACHARIE WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH))

Mettahella: Not jujujust that.

Gaster: ((Miaou

Azalea: "Come on, I can take it."

Timor: [font= Arial black]Back before my species discovered yours, we didn't think anything could survive long-term under 1000 Kelvin or so.[/font]

Azalea: "Speak your mind."

Mettahella: I... no, we both care about you too much to let you get hurt by careless mistakes.

Grillby: Huh.

Timor: [font= Arial black]You're an anomaly.[/font]

Jäger Leyline: ah.....you're.....short

Gaster: nuzzles against one of the hands.

Azalea: -Ahe isn't even that short.-

Sperare: [font= palatino]I didn't mean that in a bad way, of course.[/font]

Sperare: [font= palatino]It's very curious. Very.[/font]

Grillby: I don't think there's anything wrong with being different. Monsters come in all different kinds, after all.

Azalea: "That was weak."

Grillby: -Boy, you've really got him talking.-

Mettahella: A different hand comes to gently, very gently pat Gaster's... upper body. It was supposed to be a little boop but he's just too big for that.

Jäger Leyline: whatever...I'm just being nice becuase you're helping my sister

Gaster: Ah!

Fanta: ((Fuckin christ

Jäger Leyline: -is being pouty-

Fanta: ((I'm tryna art in a style I've never done before

Mettahella: Ssssorry!

Timor: [font= Arial black]Abd how far are you from your star? 150 million kilometers?[/font]

Azalea: "Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry if I did..."

Gaster: It's fine!

Mettahella: pulls back, afraid something went wrong.

Azalea: "I didn't mean that stuff, you know."

Timor: [font= Arial black]That's far.[/font]

Jäger Leyline: I'm gonna get some food

Azalea: "Okay."

Mettahella: I... I jjujujust... that didn't hurt, did it, dear?

Grillby: "I don't know. I'm no astronomer."

Jäger Leyline: -gets up and goes to the bar

Gaster: It didn't.

Mettahella: Good.

Mettahella: Sorry for startling you.

Loni Leyline: .....

Timor: [font= Arial black]If my memory is correct, that is true.[/font]

Grillby: "Huh. Well, you learn something new every day."

Azalea: -She sits next to Loni.-

Loni Leyline: he...does that...sometimes

Sperare: [font= palatino]I've never been all the way to the surface, but I've been told by those who have that your star looks so tiny from here.[/font]

Azalea: "I shouldn't have kept going with that.

Grillby: .... I've been once.

Timor: [font= Arial black]And your speed of light is so slow...[/font]

Loni Leyline: ....he wasn't always so...flirty

Grillby: It wasn't worth the cost we paid.

Mettahella: just barely cups the hand Gaster is on, tilting it toward his chest ever so slightly -- unintentionally, might I add.

Gaster: stares at Mettahella as he stumbles back a little. "W-whoa.."

Azalea: "Why is he?"

Mettahella: S-ssomething wrong?

Janus: ((Retconning my 1000 Kelvin number to 800 Kelvin))

Gaster: Nothing's wrong, I just stumbled a little.

Gaster: sits down.

Janus: ((Just so the science makes a little more sense))

Janus: -shrugs-

Mettahella: Alright.

Loni Leyline: ...the mercenaries...we were with during the war....

Grillby: To each their own, I guess.

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Mettahella: sighs robotically, relieved. He smiles down at the handheld science skel, and begins whirring once more.

Loni Leyline: they were...aggressive with women

Sperare: [font= palatino]I suppose it's understandable that beings ensnared with your hardships grew to be so...[/font]

Janus: -thinks-

Fanta: ((Hey

Gaster: squeaks.

Fanta: ((How do draw goatmom crying

Timor: [font= Arial black]Crude.[/font]

Mettahella: !

Fanta: ((Because that's the title page

Mettahella: ((kill her kids

Grillby: Crude?

Sperare: [font= palatino]Perhaps that's not the best word... Maybe...[/font]

Mettahella: Aww, darling, so cute!

Fanta: ((I did

Gaster: There you go, describing yourself again.

Timor: [font= Arial black]Your emotions are unbalanced. Your bodies are squishy. Your figures are lumpy.[/font]

Grillby: It's all we know.

Mettahella: ((look uo art of furries crying

Sperare: [font= palatino]I suppose you seem... Unfinished?[/font]

Janus: ((And laugh at it?))

Mettahella: No, I have six eyes, and all of them see one thing: the cute keleton sitting in my hand.

Mettahella: blushes a little.

Mettahella: *skeleton

Grillby: He shrugs. "I feel pretty finished."

Gaster: ... Daaaarrrrling.

Mettahella: It's true!

Janus: -shrugs-

Mettahella: Iiit is.

Gaster: just laughs.

Mettahella: Wwwhwhwhat?

Sperare: [font= palatino]Either way, I grow sluggish and tired. I'm off to catch some starlight.[/font]

Gaster: You're adorable.

Sperare: [font= palatino]Farewell.[/font]

Grillby: "Goodnight, then."

Timor: [font= Arial black]Bye.[/font]

Janus: -exits-

Mettahella: covers his cheeks, but to no avail; he blows steam and blushes wildly. "Gaster please!"

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Gaster: laughs, then kisses the nearest surface he can.

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Loni Leyline: ...the mercenaries...we were with during the war....

Mettahella: Vertically, it's probably his chest or thumb. If Gaster kissed the 'ground' he'd still be kissing the hand. None of that mattered; Mettahella smooches Gaster again.

Loni Leyline: they were...aggressive with women

Gaster: is smooched! He covers his face with his hands.

Loni Leyline: ...he..watched...and learned...that way

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Mettahella: grins,his long, sharp teeth visible. "You really are super cute."

Loni Leyline: ((bread you monster

Gaster: sees the teeth. It sends a shiver down his spine. "Ooooh..."

Mettahella: His expression falls. "...Gaster? You okay there?"

Gaster: Your teeth, they're...

Mettahella: The three eyes with pupils seem to go wide with shock. Two hands cover the fusion's mouth. "Ohhhhhhhhh nononononononono Gassssssster no I..... I'm nnnonnonot gogoing to do anything lililike that, no......."

Gaster: crosses his arms. "I was going to say they're alluring."

Mettahella: slowly drops his hands from his face. "Y-yyyyyou don't... yoyoyou don't find it a thththththreat?" He seemspartially shocked, partially relieved.

Gaster: shakes his head. "Nope."

Mettahella: Ohhhh, ththththank god.

Mettahella: \You okay there?\ \-long, detailed thought of past experiences-\ \Oh.\

Fanta: ((Iss done

Gaster: yawns, long and hard.

Mettahella: gives a soft smile, once more kissing the skel.

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/OEIa7S1

Mettahella: Are you tired, darling?

Fanta: ((Introducing my dank new AU

Gaster: Yeah.

Fanta: ((How does it look

Mettahella: ...Can I do a thing I've wanted to do for years now?

Mettahella: ((its so good

Gaster: Yes?

Fanta: ((The problem is with the title voidtale people are gonna think its a gaster comic

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Mettahella: goes over to the house, very careful to not let Gaster fall, as he opens one of the windows to the master bedroom. One final kiss is given before the fusion sets his hands by the window.

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Fanta: ((Ayy AD

Fanta: ((Look at my shit

Gaster: laughs, and steps through the window. "Thank you, darling."'

: ((K))

: ((Wait no ew))

: ((Why would I look at anyone's shit))

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/OEIa7S1

Fanta: ((Because you love it

: ((I'd love to see our drawings though))

: Your*

Fanta: ((Imma make page 1 soon enough

: ((Daw that's cute))

Mettahella: smiles. "Of course. I'll meet you there in a few, okay, honey?"

Fanta: ((It's gonna be a toriel torture porno and it's gonna be great

: ((Wait what))

: ((Really))

Fanta: ((Not literally

Gaster: Alright, baby.

Loni Leyline: ((wha

Fanta: ((But I'm going to BREAK her

Gaster: changes into his pajamas.

: ((Damn- I mean oh that's good.))

Fanta: ((Then maybe some of the others

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: ((Don't break the poor goat woman))

: ((She has kids))

: ((Had*))

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Mettahella: hugs himself; everything didn't go to shit, which is great!

Loni Leyline: ((this is slarv youre talking to bread

: ((That has was anything but unintentional))

Loni Leyline: ((might as well try breaking a tanker with a teaspoon

Mettahella: (( actually the goatmom snaps in two. ))

Gaster: ((guys i'm gonna test something

: ((OH NOT AGAIN))

: ((What))

Gaster: ( to be continued

Gaster: ((gdi

: ((Gaster will the MSPARP server explode?))

Gaster: ((why ain't my replacement working, i want my jojo arrow

Mettahella: \this was... an experience. thank you.\ \Of course. Any time, but I wanted to be sure we did it once bedore... those shitheads on the moon.\

Mettahella: ((heh

: ((Rip))

Gaster: ( <== TO BE CONTINUED ==

Gaster: ((THERE WE GO

: ((<3======<<))

Mettahella: unfuses, as Mettaton goes EX. The two return to the house interior, both very happy about the turnout.

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Hellaton: holds Metta close. "Thhhhhthththat was so excitiiiing!"

Gaster: is laying on his side, with just pajama pants. It's getting hotter at night, and he's been spending his nights sandwiched between two very warm robots.

MettatonSEX: Oh! Oh, thank you. I try.

Azalea: -Shes being lazy at the bar.-

Loni Leyline: ((Azalea get Loni's last?

: ((last what and when))

Loni Leyline: ...the mercenaries...we were with during the war....

Loni Leyline: they were...aggressive with women

Loni Leyline: ...he..watched...and learned...that way

Hellaton: and Mettaton go inside. Mettaton turns his heat off, as does Hellaton -- he has heat coils now.

Azalea: "That's no good."

Loni Leyline: ((that

Hellaton: and Metta go to the bedroom, now comfortably cool.

Azalea: "We should teach him that what they were doing is wrong, and I know exactly how."

Loni Leyline: ...rea.lly?

Azalea: "I know a fair bit about manipulation."

Hellaton: enters bed first, Metta following soon after.

Gaster: smiles. "Hello, darlings."

MettatonSEX: -smooches Gaster.- Hello.

Loni Leyline: ...ohh....

Hellaton: Hhello.

Azalea: "Hey, Jäger, can I talk to you?"

Gaster: smooches Metta back.

Jäger Leyline: -walks back from the bar with a salad for loni

MettatonSEX: -holds Gaster close, his body cool.-

Jäger Leyline: sure

Azalea: "I want to talk about how you treat some women, is that alright?"

Gaster: Ah... that's nice.

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Fanta: ((Tumblr doesnt wanna FUCKING UPLOAD

Jäger Leyline: ahhhhh what do you mean

Jäger Leyline: my games perfect

Hellaton: hugs Gaster and Metta. "....ddddo you want a siside of... mmme?

Azalea: "I want you to put this scenario in your head."

Hellaton: ....Uh.

Gaster: ... Sure.

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Jäger Leyline: -raises his eyebrow

Azalea: "Imagine, in a decade or so, when your sister is all grown up, and someone calls her out for not being attractive. How would that make you feel?"

Hellaton: I ddddon't know whwhy tgat...

Azalea: "Keep in mind, Loni, this is hypothetical."

Jäger Leyline: well I'll kick their ass

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Azalea: "Well, how about if someone you say that to has a brother."

Azalea: "Who cares for them deeply."

Nado: enters the bar, sitting on a barstool

Nado: is in her mask

Jäger Leyline: guess I'm on an ass kicking rampage then

MettatonSEX: I love you, Wing.

Azalea: "So, you're saying that if you were to call someone out for being unattractive, and they felt bad about them selves about it, and fagt the people around them affected by this are hurt aswell, what you're doing is okay?"

Gaster: I love you too, Mettaton.

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Jäger Leyline: -scratches his head- I'm...confused

Jäger Leyline: when did I call someone ugly?

Nado: ...

Nado: takes off her mask, ordering a drink

Azalea: "Its not only that, A, B, it's also the way you talk to them. You act as if their look are all that matters."

Azalea: "Maybe I'm wrong, but that's how you come off as."

Jäger Leyline: -looks completely confused-

Hellaton: whirrs, drifting to Sleep Mode. "Gggggoodnininight.

Gaster: Goodnight.

Azalea: "Say, you know those who treat Loni bad? They go off of appearance, rather than how they really are."

Azalea: "Loni is great, but they don't understand that because hey never give her a chance."

Nado: Earthling alcohol really is something else

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Jäger Leyline: I don't think...you completely understand

Hywel: "Shouldn't drink that."

Nado: ...

Jäger Leyline: they don't hate Loni becuase of her looks

Azalea: "Am I wrong about something?"

Nado: Why not, child?

Jäger Leyline: they hate her because of her disease

Hywel: "Intoxication. Wait, you're a robot, aren't you?"

Jäger Leyline: there used to be a big city called Polis

Jäger Leyline: Teatr Polis

Azalea: "That's true. Fair point."

Nado: A simple term, but yes

Hellaton: mttBiidniggt.

Gaster: falls the sleep.

Nado: ((mttBiidniggt

Gaster: (... falls the sleep

Jäger Leyline: 20 years ago some disease came out of nowhere and killed thosuands

MettatonSEX: -cows to gn

Nado: ((cows to gn

Hellaton: ((sh

Jäger Leyline: Polis was wiped out

Hellaton: (,goes to bed gn

Nado: ((Cows tho

Jäger Leyline: the disease that caused that is what Loni has

Azalea: "Okay, I'm just gonna stop using situations and just simply say, those marines were complete dicks, and acted wrongly to women. The way they flirted was somewhat wrong, basing their opinions on only what they looked like, rather than how they felt, and what they liked."

Nado: .

Azalea: "What you're going for isn't true love."

Jäger Leyline: I...ah....

Hywel: "Well, I don't know if robots can be intoxicated."

Nado: I can.

Nado: drinks more

Hywel: "Oh? Well, probably shouldn't then. It weakens you, aaand you don't really care do you?"

Nado: No.

Hywel: "Okay, also, don't call me child."

Nado: looks very old

Hywel: "Please."

Jäger Leyline: Look, I got a lot on my plate right now

Nado: You look young

Azalea: "Understood."

Jäger Leyline: I'm up to my eye balls in debt

Hywel: "About twenty one."

Azalea: "Yep."

Nado: ...

Jäger Leyline: I'm trying to give Loni a normal life

Gaster: ((i just made a "douche at the party with a guitar" playlist

Azalea: "As would I."

Gaster: ((this is what happens when you give me freedom

Jäger Leyline: despite everyone doing everything they could to prevent that

Azalea: "Yeah..."

Jäger Leyline: I have to skills or trades apart from fighting

Jäger Leyline: no skills*

Nado: Your name.

Azalea: "..."

Hywel: "Hywel."

Jäger Leyline: I have to put my life on the line to pay for her school and medical bills

Nado: Nado.

Azalea: -She nods.-

Jäger Leyline: and if I die I don't know if she can manage on her own

Azalea: "...Yeah."

Jäger Leyline: we have no parents or anyone else trying to help us

Hywel: "Yours?"

Nado: That is it.

Loni Leyline: -is starting to cry-

Nado: ...

Azalea: "...I'm sorry, I know, I just thought that..."

Hywel: "..."

Nado: glances to Loni

Hywel: "Um."

Jäger Leyline: so I'm sorry if I don't come off as the best person in the world. Loni is the only thing that matters to me

Azalea: "I know, I know, I'm sorry, I understand that..."

Nado: ...

Hywel: -He looks over.-

Loni Leyline: -is just crying at this point-

Azalea: "I'm sorry, I just.. I should have just kept that to myself..."

Nado: There is nothing to cry about.

Jäger Leyline: toning down his voice

Nado: always sounds very harsh

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Hywel: -He glares at Nado.-

Jäger Leyline: Don't talk to my sister -to Nado

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Azalea: "I... Sorry Jäger..."

Nado: If you don't want me to talk to her she shouldn't make so much useless noise.

Loni Leyline: .....

Hywel: "Hey, shut up. Useless noise?"

Loni Leyline: -is still crying

Hywel: "Get the hell out of a bar, if you want peace and quiet."

Jäger Leyline: Piss off, no one asked you

Nado: goes back to drinking

Azalea: -She looks troubled.-

Loni Leyline: -scoots over to Azalea

Nado: Upset over mere words. Hmph.

Azalea: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have... You wouldn't be..."

Jäger Leyline: Lon....I....

Hywel: -He gets up.-

Hywel: "You gonna stop that?"

Hywel: "Because it's honestly tiring to have to tell you again."

Loni Leyline: ...shes...just trying to ...help Jag

Nado: isn't looking at anyone, just drinking, facing the bar

Azalea: "I'm sorry..."

Jäger Leyline: sighs

Jäger Leyline: I don't want to be with someone in that capactity

Azalea: "..."

Jäger Leyline: I just want to have fun from time to time

Jäger Leyline: Loni is the only thing that matters to me

Nado: ...

Jäger Leyline: anyone else just gets inbetween

Azalea: "...I... Yeah, I get that..."

Nado: gets up, walking out

Jäger Leyline: -hugs Azalea still sniff-

Jäger Leyline: ((sorry that was loni

Loni Leyline: -hugs Azalea still sniffing

Azalea: "Loni, you know that you're really great, right?"

Nado: ((I gotta sleep, we kill moonbot king tomorrow

Azalea: "And I'm sorry, Jäger, I get all that, I promise... I just have the perspective of your daughter zzz

Jäger Leyline: ?/ll ...I...am

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Hywel: -He sits back down, next to Fanta.-

Loni Leyline: ...I...am?

Azalea: "Of course you are, Loni..."

Jäger Leyline: goes and grabs a beer

Loni Leyline: ........ thanks

Loni Leyline: you are...too

Azalea: -She smiles a bit./

Azalea: "Yeah, yeah... Thanks..."

Jäger Leyline: just....worry about her

Jäger Leyline: not me

Jäger Leyline: you too Loni

Jäger Leyline: worry about taking care of yourself first

Azalea: "Loni, everything isn't good right now, in fact, I think you're currently on the brink of disaster, but I promise you, it can only get better from here, okay? I know from experience."

Loni Leyline: -nods and goes back to hugging Azalea

Azalea: -She hugs back, lightly, as to not hurt her.-

Jäger Leyline: ((Mv did you pass out?

Azalea: -She eventually unhugs.-

Loni Leyline: ...can we....watch some ....more...TV?

Azalea: "I need to sleep, I'm exausted, but if Jäger is okay with you lying down with me, I'm okay with it."

Azalea: "And we can watch some TV then."

Jäger Leyline: just make sure she gets her medicine tmw

Jäger Leyline: hands her a needle

Azalea: "Okay."

Azalea: -She takes it.- "Thanks."

Azalea: -She leads her to the Fanta timeline, and to a room with a bed and TV, but not the one Hywel and Fanta slept in.-

Loni Leyline: -lies on the cpuch

Azalea: -She lies on the bed next to her.-

Azalea: -It's a bed.-

Jäger Leyline: bed*

Loni Leyline: thanks...for being my friend

Azalea: -She turns the TV on.-

Azalea: "Whay are you thanking me? I think you're great, not like I'm doing this for pity."

Azalea: "I'm doing this because I want to be your friend."

Loni Leyline: I just...havent had a friend before

Azalea: "I know. I haven't had much either."

Azalea: "But I imagine this is what friends do."

Loni Leyline: ..yes -nods-

Azalea: -She yawns.-

Loni Leyline: I'm sorry about...Jager... he doesn't ...well

Azalea: "No it's okay."

Loni Leyline: wish he'd care for himself more

Azalea: "I need sleep. You can hug me if you want, feel free to keep watching TV, but I'm really tired."

Loni Leyline: -yawns too

Loni Leyline: ..okay -hugs her

Azalea: -She smiles.-

Loni Leyline: good night

Azalea: "Goodnight."

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Jäger Leyline: ((everyone is rip

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Reborn: ((Now Reinstallign Team Fortress 2))

Reborn: ((I haven't played TF2 in YEARS this is either going to suck or be amazing.))

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DamnDude: (( I somehow got worse at Uncharted Four throughout the day ))

DamnDude: (( Either that, or midnight players are fucking amazing ))

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Nado: ((Ayy

Nado: ((yyA

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Jäger Leyline: (ou

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Nado: ((Am live now

Nado: ((Oh yay someone turned out the lights while im still in here

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DamnDude: (( Someones on at 8? ))

DamnDude: (( Ehat ))

DamnDude: (( What world is this* ))

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Jäger Leyline: (fu ck

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Nado: ((Forgot to turn this off

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: ((heya

Nance: ((Hello

: ((I'm multitasking rn, so I might not be as active.

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: / / / / [Juan] is now / / / /?? [].

: ((heya

: / / / /?? [] is now //Vulcan [].

: (( http://i.imgur.com/PanXdtZ.jpg

: ((woah

: (( [url=http://i.imgur.com/ofiVbo1.jpg]snapseed is gr8 m8 r8 8/8[/url]

: (( Snapseed, developed by Google -- I simply installed the application on my Android device and proceeded to utilize its features in the task of photo editing.

: ((hmm

: ((interesting

: (( It is simply a collection of filters and other assorted tools to use. Snapseed is quite the useful app, I should say - it produces very high-quality effects. ))

: ((Ah.))

: ((also, I found something

: (( What would that be, patron? ))

: //Vulcan [] is now Vulcan [].

: (([url=http://fullwidthtext.blogspot.ca/]ＶＡＰＯＲＷＡＶＥ ＴＥＸＴ ＧＥＮＥＲＡＴＯＲ[/url]))

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DamnDude: (( What ))

: (( Looking at the Vaporwave Text Generator, I see an application most likely designed for amusement. However I have considered other "practical" uses in some sort of radical situation.t

: ((Yes.))

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DamnDude: (( I only have 1 more hour to waste ))

DamnDude: (( Then i can finally go home ))

: ((Ok

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: ((heya

: ((Ayy))

DamnDude: (( Oi ))

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DamnDude: (( Welcome back Slar ))

Nado: ((Ayy

DamnDude: (( Im working in a flea market ))

DamnDude: (( Tis not fun ))

Nado: ((I just got done working at church

: ((Oh! Hello, Slarvath!

Nado: ((Ayy

Nado: ((Did u see the art

: ((actually no not yet

DamnDude: (( No ))

DamnDude: (( Nu ))

Nado: ((I dont have it rn, i posted it last night

DamnDude: (( But i have a feeling its your cringe ))

: ((k

Nado: ((Its pixel art u fagt

DamnDude: (( Wait, you posted something not from a cribge sub, who the fuck are you and what did you do with this week's slar ))

Nado: is sitting at the bar, drinking

Nado: ((I made it u fagt

: ((I can confirm.

DamnDude: (( I know, just i cant tell if you're serious when you say "did you see the art?" ))

Nado: ((Rich art

: ((The new AU one...?))

: ((I gotta say, it looks great

Nado: ((And Mi

Nado: ((I'm not finished with the AU pic yet

DamnDude: (( Like, its either you posting about how sans is steven aftet cancer, or its goid pixel art. ))

: ((I haven't seen Mi yet

Nado: ((K

DamnDude: (( I found the sub you get all your shit from by complete accident ))

DamnDude: (( Well that e cringe ))

Nado: ((/r/undertalecringe

DamnDude: (( Yeah ))

: ((do you have the link for the Mi art?

Nado: ((No, im on mobile

: ((Time to search through the logs

Nado: ((Im busy all day till like 7 so thats when we gon kill moonbot king

Nado: ((I've got a special plan

DamnDude: (( I may reveal 'new' character before hand. ))

Nado: ((Yalda starts charging the laser at the start of the fight, it takes 10 turns to fire

: ((wow

Nado: ((Yalda has 10000 Hp, the laser has 2000

Nado: ((Which will you kill first

: ((you got how Mi looked [i]perfect[/i]))

Nado: ((Yay

DamnDude: (( Question, can lua scan the laser and blow up the planet? ))

Nado: ((Ye

Nado: ((Or if hes got some beef with mars or something

DamnDude: (( "PLUTO IS NOT A FUCKING PLANET!" ))

Nado: ((Actually I forgot

Nado: ((I bumped yalda up to 20000

Nado: ((Because Nado is OP

Nado: ((Or you could destroy the laser...

DamnDude: (( I have a feeling Slar already expects what we're gojng to target and is going to make life hell ))

Nado: ((Btw, music box isn't for yalda, just saying that now so you don't waste a turn

Nado: ((You bet your ass there's a catch to targeting the laser

DamnDude: (( "The Laser explodes and KOS the entire Party!" ))

Nado: ((Nah

Nado: ((You can remove the time limit by destroying it

DamnDude: (( But in seriousness i think i may know what the catch is. ))

Nado: ((You probably do

Nado: ((If you look in the logs

Nado: ((I already hinted at it

DamnDude: (( Im on mobile, im not looking in the logs ))

Nado: ((Heck, you destroy the laser there won't be much reason for yalda to fight anymore, so you can call that your [Mercy] option

Nado: ((Also, corrin gets another move

DamnDude: (( Can he turn into robo dragon, or does the new move replace that? ))

Nado: ((He can still use all his specials

Nado: ((He now has Penumbra, which allows him to control another party member and make them move twice

Nado: ((And he can do this along with his normal turn

DamnDude: (( Wait, ))

DamnDude: (( I might have already found an exploit to thst ))

Nado: ((Basically, corrin gets another turn using anyone else's moves

Nado: ((O?

DamnDude: (( C ))

Nado: ((C?

DamnDude: (( Lua scans Corrin, and Corrin makes Lua use Penumbra ))

Nado: ((Penumbra is a passive

DamnDude: (( oh ))

DamnDude: (( You descirbex ))

DamnDude: (( it as a special, nvm ))

Nado: ((Sry

DamnDude: (( That would be a hilarious infinite loop though ))

DamnDude: (( well, until someone ran put of sp ))

Nado: ((Use this in combination with Nado's general OPness and Asuka's mad buffs to actually stand a chance

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in. Her hoodie is off, and she's wearing a shirt that has a pattern on it that looks like [url=http://i.imgur.com/33IDujn.png]this[/url].-[/font][/color]

Nado: ((Actually you know what

Nado: ((30000

Nado: ((I REALLY want that laser destroyed

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: ((heya

DamnDude: (( Wb ))

: (( Ahoy. ))

: ((Slarvath made art of my character, [url=http://imgur.com/Lz9m1ww]Mi[/url]))

: ((they got it [i]perfect[/i]

: (( Splendid. ))

DamnDude: (( Are you part of the founders of libertalia? ))

: (( Who - me? Negative. ))

: ((mythsoleucine))

: ((id that how you spell it?

: ((*is

: (( No. ))

: ((I am unable to remember.

DamnDude: (( Alright, so you didnt die of poisoning or in a sword fight ))

DamnDude: (( Huh ))

: (( Most definitely not. ))

DamnDude: (( I went to deep just because you said ahoy ))

: (( Ah. ))

: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew0By-5EL2g]Apparently this is what I am listening to at the current moment.[/url] ))

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: ((I just translated the navy seal copypasta into Shakespearean language.))

: (( Oh, dear. This could yield very interesting results. ))

: ((WARNING: A [i]LOT[/i] of text is in this spoiler box. [spoiler]what the alas didst thee just fucking sayeth about me, thee dram wench? i’ll has't thee knoweth i graduat'd top of mine own class in the navy seals, and i’ve been involv'd in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i has't ov'r 300 confirm'd kills. i am did train in gorilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire us cap-a-pe forces. thou art nothing to me but just another target. i shall wipe thee the alas out with precision the likes of which hast nev'r been seen ere on this earth, mark mine own fucking words. thee bethink thee can receiveth hence with declaring yond the horror to me ov'r the internet? bethink again, fucker. as we speaketh i am contacting mine own secret network of spies across the usa and thy ip is being trac'd even but now so thee better prepare f'r the storm, maggot. the storm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thee calleth thy life. you’re fucking dead, peat. i can beest anywhere, anytime, and i can killeth thee in ov'r seven hundr'd ways, and that’s just with mine own bare hands. not only am i extensively did train in unarm'd combat, but i has't access to the entire arsenal of the unit'd states marine corps and i shall useth t to its full extent to wipe thy miserable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thee dram the horror. if 't be true only thee couldst has't known what unholy retribution thy dram “clever” comment wast about to bringeth down upon thee, haply thee would has't did hold thy fucking tongue. but thee couldn’t, thee did not, and anon you are paying the price, thee goddamn clotpole. i shall excrete fury all ov'r thee and thee shall drown in t. you’re fucking dead, kiddo.[/spoiler]))

: (( "thee goddamn clotpole" ))

: ((>i am did train in gorilla warfare ))

: (( "i shall excrete fury all ov'r thee and thee shall drown in t" ))

: ((it sounds even worse

: [font=Terminal,monospace][color=#fff][life:[/color][color=#00000]5[/color][color=#fff]] (As you read this sentence, you simply realize this is a pointless test of BBCode.)[/color][/font]

: (( I imagine something like "[life:100] Brabus appears." and then something along the lines of "[life:95] Brabus takes 5 damage." ))

: ((Interesting.

: ((Now, Engrish Layer 1 Navy Seal Copypasta, same warning as before: [spoiler]You just fucking you a little bitch, did you say what's the heck about me? I you I need to know graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in the attack of a large number of secret on AlQuaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kill you. I have trained in gorilla warfare I, is the top sniper in the whole of the US military. You are to me without anything, not just another target. I will wipe out fuck the likes of Mark the words of my shit, are not the things you have seen before on this planet with a precision. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me through the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak, I do have to contact the network of my secret US spy, you better storm, because the preparation of the maggot, your IP is currently being traced. Pathetic little things wiped out the storm to call your life. You are dead, we are fucking children. I anytime, anywhere it can be, I can kill you in a hundred 7-over method, it is just my bare hands. Well, you little shit, but I was trained in a wide range in unarmed combat, and I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps I of you off the face of the continent in order to wipe the miserable ass, and use it to its fullest. If only you can be known retaliation little "clever" comments evil ones had with bring down to you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you, you could not be, but did not, and now you are paying the price, you redneck white bastard a fool. I was shit anger on top of you all, you are drowning in it. You are dead, it is fucking you.[/spoiler]))

: (( "You are dead, we are fucking children." ))

: (( How extreme. ))

: ((>You just fucking you a little bitch))

: (( Usually on platforms like Windows, the "[life:5]" text should render in a font other than the user's browser's monospace font ))

: ((Hmm.

: ((Well, I'm putting the copypasta through many more layers of [s]irony[/s] Engrish.))

: (( But, you can put a sort of "fallback" font in the [raw][font][/raw] tag so it doesn't show up as an unappealing serif font. ))

: ((Ah.

: (( e.g. [raw][font=Futura,monospace]Have you seen Chef?[/font][/raw] would render text in either Futura or default monospace. Usually default monospace if Futura isn't found on the device. ))

: ((Here we go again, put through a shitton more layers: [spoiler]You just do your best fucking bitch, you say this is what a ghost how to do? I I have been involved in several attacks AlQuaeda secrets you need to know from my classmates, the SEALs before graduation, I was 300 or more, you will get a confirmed kill. I was in the entire United States military, we have received the highest gorilla sniper combat training. Ah, I did not do anything, there is another target. My feces me, fuck you think I've never seen take trademark on this planet. Do you think you can escape my dog ​​feces through the Internet? , I think this is a jerk. As we speak, I am because of your IP, the current track, ready to maggots, my secret American spy, you need to contact the network a good storm. Poor little thing, call your life is destroyed storm. We offer you fuck you baby, which is already dead. I can be anywhere, I have in my hand is fair, I think you can kill a process, you 7 hundred dollars or more. Ah, you bastard, I was in a wide range of unarmed combat, in order to eliminate the miserable ass training, I visited the mainland, we are facing you leave the United States Marine Corps, as well as my entire weapon, we do not use it to the fullest. If you are a small "smart" comment on who owns it is evil, we know your revenge, maybe you are, you have to put your fucking tongue. However, although you can not you do not do this, and now the price you pay, you are a fool rural whites. I think this is the dog feces drowning everyone angry at the top. You die, this is fucking you.[/spoiler]))

: ((>I think you can kill a process, you 7 hundred dollars or more))

: (("in order to eliminate the miserable ass training, I visited the mainland"))

: ((I put it through several layers of Japanese, then a few layers of Simplified Chinese.))

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: ((heya

: (( I had sort of an idea like [url=http://puu.sh/oSWvJ/7e1f7fbcd1.png]this[/url] for organizing battles ))

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: (( The health of the enemy is shown in one line ))

: ((That's really cool!

DamnDude: (( I am annoyed ))

Nado: ((Ayy

DamnDude: (( My ride is super late ))

: ((ayy

DamnDude: (( The day has been slow as fucj ))

: (( "[life:1] Donald Trump takes 99999999999 damage!" ))

DamnDude: (( All the other venderz are leaving. ))

Nado: ((I got a bit of timw

Nado: ((Inb4 timey joins

Nado: ((...

Nado: ((Sheit

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Bit [Bit].

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in. She's wearing a shirt with [url=http://i.imgur.com/33IDujn.png]this[/url] pattern.-[/font][/color]

Bit: (( Na ))

: Bit [Bit] is now DD [Damndude].

Nado: ((I wonder if DD knows whats gonna happen when you beat yalda yet

Damndude: (( I dont like guessing, if you say i can guess it ))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -flops over on the couch-[/font][/color]

Nado: ((Nah

Nado: ((Just wondering if ur that far into xenoblade yet

Nado: ((Yalda is basically Egil, he's even named after the Yaldabaoth

: (( Item consumption that increases health during a battle could look like [url=http://puu.sh/oSWTg/c07bed3d07.png]this[/url] ))

: ((gtg

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Damndude: (( I still havent played XB. Unless you mean somehow youre gonna try doing the ending of XB ))

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Annon: ((aw fuk what? where are the people 'n shit?))

Annon: i GUESS i'll just wait here

Annon: but hey. no one can tell me to be OOC if there is no one

Annon: is this what a void is like?

Annon: nothing, no one, me?

Annon: wait

Annon: isn't this whats its like for gaster?

Annon: if so... then howda fuck do you get so much goddamned power from nothing?

Annon: this bothers me

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Annon: OHHI

: ((also hi

: ((Be OOC :) ))

Annon: ((fine.))

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Damndude: (( Im almost done ))

Damndude: (( My ride should be here any minute now ))

: ((k

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Nado: ((Ayy

: ((Ayy))

Nado: ((I got 45 minutes

Nado: is drinking at the bar

Annon: ((44 minutes

Azalea: -She is at the Fanta residence, with Loni.-

Hywel: -He is sitting on the couch, with Fanta flpribably."

: Probably*

Female Asriel: she is asleep

Nado: Is nobody going to take the body?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He wakes up, and carefully takes the bag home.-

Nado: Well, that answers that

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Hywel: "Porr guy..."

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: Poir*

: Poor*

Nado: ((Gg m9

Nado: He shouldn't have brought a child onto the battlefield

Hywel: "...I mean, I don't think he let her."

Nado: ad should be here later for the quest to kill moonbots

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Nado: I did not see her die

: ((heya

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in.-[/font][/color]

Nado: Today he dies.

Nado: Yalda, that is.

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...?[/font][/color]

Hywel: "Yeah. What he deseves."

Nado: ...

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...Wha...?[/font][/color]

Nado: Right..

Nado: takes out her music box, opening it and looking inside

Nado: ...

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Nado: puts it down on the table

: (( Ahoy. ))

Nado: ((Ayy

: ((ayy

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Hywel: "What's that?"

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: (( Ahoy. ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy. the only one here i think i recognize is Bio.))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((...not much is goin on here, is there?))

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: (( Not really. )) [/color]

: ((heya

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -loafs around the bar, as usual.-[/font][/color]

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: ((If you don't know what Mi looks like, [url=http://imgur.com/Lz9m1ww]Slarvath drew her at a request from me[/url]. They got her perfect!))

: (( Splendid. ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((pretty cool, looks like they could be a merchant by the sprite))

: ((She's something called a Manifest

: ((They're creatures that life off of the actions, emotions, and thoughs of others

: ((Mi represents Sloth, and I have characters for Lust and Envy as well.))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is very, [i]very[/i] lazy.-[/font][/color]

: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -is Envy-[/font][/color]

: [font=Brush Script MT][color=#ff00aa] Laika : -is Lust-[/color][/font]

CryingEevee OOC: ((do you have characters for all the deadly sins?))

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: ((I'm coming up with them

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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, there goes damndude))

: ((OH THERE GOES GRAVITY

CryingEevee OOC: ((OH THERE GOES SPAGHETTI))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -hugs her little plush catbread-[/font][/color]

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: A young girl enters the bar. She appears to be around 5'4, however the hell you would gauge that by looking at her, and she's wearing a blue jacket, black jeans, and yes, I will specify this: [url=http://www.landaustore.co.uk/images/footwear/vans/womens/vans-womens-vans-trainers-womens-sk8-hi-black-white-49917.jpg]black/white Vans Sk8-Hi shoes.[/url] [/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((he opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out))

: (( "blows his own daughter" ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((*awkward silence))

: (( i'm not sure if i misheard that, honestly ))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -hops in her box, and little wheels come out of the bottom. She rolls up to Telesta.-[/font][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((even though it isn't part of the song after someone says "he blows his own daughter" i like to say "he vomits all over"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((even though, those are two different parts))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...Heya~...[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -does something between a yawn and a meow.-[/font][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((why a meow? she doesn't look at all cat))

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: "Hi! ♪"[/color]

: ((She has two cat ears

CryingEevee OOC: ((well i didn't see those in the reference picture you gave so...))

: (( I don't understand why the hell the font size is so small and why [raw][b][/raw] doesn't work ))

: ((They're the two most horizontal-protruding parts of her hair

CryingEevee OOC: ((then those are very large and floppy cat ears))

CryingEevee OOC: ((like overly so))

: ((scottish fold ears

CryingEevee OOC: ((but those are small.))

: ((Just think of them as ears.

: ((brb, lunch

CryingEevee OOC: ((and then there were two))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or maybe just one it seems))

: (( Have you seen Chef? )

CryingEevee OOC: ((no?))

: (( Oh. ))

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: ((back

CryingEevee OOC: ((and then there was still two))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((and then there was one))

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Frisk: ((hi

CryingEevee OOC: ((phai))

CryingEevee OOC: ((*ohai))

Frisk: ((i'm aliveee))

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's good))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai bio))

: ((I'm also alive!

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm not))

: ((oh.

CryingEevee OOC: ((...so))

: ((eh))

: ((how's life))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i would say "overrated" but it's really not))

: ((alright))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

: ((hi moonfucker))

Nado: ((Am alive now, for a while

Nado: ((Today you get to fuck the moon

: ((and then we go to mars))

: ((are you on mobile?

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't wanna go to mars it's all sand there. and i hate sand.))

Nado: ((Yeh

Nado: ((Am on mobile

: ((I'm gonna try to make stats for Mi.

: ((slarv stuck his dick into the moon and enjoyed it))

Nado: ((Also I made mi's ears that way because I figured she was too lazy to stand them up

: ((She probably would be

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think cat ears work the way))

Nado: ((*shrugs*

: ((It's RP logic, not real-world logic))

Nado: ((I got an hour to kill

Nado: ((Probably longer

Nado: ((Also, I successfully switched with azzy yesterday, if you hadn't heard

Nado: ((It was an accident but eh, I did it

: ((cool you didn't die

Nado: ((Felt like I was dead, ngl

Nado: ((I gotta get used to that

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Nado: is still staring at her music box

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hello again))

Nado: ((So I hear ur gonna rp again?

CryingEevee OOC: ((well it's a definite maybe))

Nado: ((Kewl, a bunch has happened since you left

CryingEevee OOC: ((i can imagine))

Nado: ((The bar is on the moon now

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh good))

Nado: ((Possibly permenantly, tonight will determine that

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))

Nado: ((We questin

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))

Nado: ((Gonna go kill the leader of the moon robots that are going to blow up earth

Nado: is still sitting there

Nado: ((Frisky rp you fuck

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see. so, i heard something about stats so uhhh. don't know what all that's about))

: ((fine))

: ((i will))

Nado: ((We changed from regular fighting rp to turn based fights

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

Nado: ((It was my idea, everyone liked it

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, but how does the system work?))

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Nado: ((Basically dnd

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have never played real dnd))

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Nado: ((There are stats, and moves you can do, and a gamemaster

Frisk: * She enters the bar.

Frisk: ((i'm RPing now you selfish fuck))

Nado: ((Tonight i'll be the gamemaster

Frisk: ((cool))

Nado: ((Good you fucking scrub

Nado: Hello.

Frisk: "Greetings!"

Nado: has about 20 empty beer bottles next to her

Frisk: "Uhh.."

Nado: is still staring at her music box, tho

Frisk: "You've been drinking a lot."

Nado: I have.

Nado: I need to prepare for tonight.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i might come back to rping today, if i figure out how i'm going to do it and find the perfect moment))

Frisk: ((Nado: I'm turning into an alcoholic.))

Frisk: "Right.."

Frisk: "Robots can't get drunk, right?"

Nado: ((Well if you want in on the quest, make some stays

Nado: We can.

Nado: Or, I can.

Frisk: "Ah."

: ((Stats for Mi are nearly complete

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Nado: the box's song finishes

Frisk: "We're going to attack Yaldo's place today?"

Nado: Yes..

Nado: ((Where's yaldo

Frisk: ((That's what I was about to say))

: ((got the stats

: (( I had an idea for turn-based battles here ))

Nado: ((K

Nado: hands the box to frisk

Nado: Take itm

Nado: *it

Frisk: * She takes it. "..Why?"

: (( involving formatting but i realize that it doesn't really help with text not becoming a clusterfuck

: ((Here are the stats, Slarvath:

Frisk: ((Nado: You're the chosen fuck.))

: (( Mi (Loafer) Level 1 EXP: 0/50 HP: 800/800 SP: 95/95 ATK:6 DEF:50 SPD:-10 LCK:5 Passive: Skilled Loafer - Can choose to skip a turn to heal a little bit of HP. Kitty Loaf: Heals mediocre HP and SP ofher and her allies. Cardboard Guard: Increases defense of her and her allies. Infectious Laziness: 1xATK to 1 enemy. Has a 75% chance of inflicting Slowed.

Nado: I don't want or deserve it anymore

Nado: ((Put it in the sheet

: ((I did

Nado: ((It's editable now

Frisk: "..alright."

Nado: ((K

Frisk: "If you say so."

: ((I just want ot know if anything is OP

CryingEevee OOC: ((so if the battles work like dnd it's based on dice rolls, correct?))

Nado: Not after tonight.

: ((and reccomendations for SP costs

Nado: ((Some things are

: ((Okay, I'll change them. What exactly?

Nado: ((It's based on LISA's battle system

CryingEevee OOC: ((never played thaaat))

Nado: ((I was talking to eevee

: (( http://puu.sh/oT51g/0a08ad31ca.png ))

: ((oh

Nado: ((Specify amounts for everything, not just a bit of hp

Frisk: * She winds the music box up.

: ((k

Nado: it plays a song, it's got the same picture inside

Nado: ...

Nado: ((Also EXP: 0/20

: ((k

Nado: ((All level ups are the same amount

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, levels are always the same amount of xp? am i understanding that right?))

Nado: ((Yeah, 20, 40, 70, 120, 200, 450 and so on

: ((Should Skilled Loafer heal 10?

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

Nado: ((100

CryingEevee OOC: ((i you meant plus 20 each time))

Nado: ((Nah

CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought you meant each level was only 20 exp))

CryingEevee OOC: ((unless you do))

Nado: ((Same for every character

Nado: ((No, they increase

: (( "[life:0] Donald Trump took 999999999 damage! He falls to the ground."))

Frisk: ((Isn't the picture a yellow robot?))

Nado: ((It is

Frisk: ((Alright.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((mi is level 1 but 800 hp? that sounds op))

Frisk: "If I may ask, who's in the picture?"

Nado: ((Not if it's made up for in other stats

Nado: My son.

Nado: ((Mi has very little to do offensively

Nado: ((She a white mage

: ((Yep

CryingEevee OOC: ((white mages have low hp though i thought))

Nado: is level 10

: ((a tanky white mage was what I was going for

Nado: ((^

CryingEevee OOC: (("tanky white mage" op))

Nado: has 2000 hp

Frisk: "And fancy."

Frisk: "He looks nice."

Frisk: ((oh gdi))

Nado: has 100 ATK

: (( "[life:39] Emjay Anthony is confused!" I'm just making Chef jokes here ))

Nado: He was very nice.

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Nado: A skilled warrior, as well.

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Frisk: "Is he still here?"

: (( http://puu.sh/oT5Ai/fbdb6f43a4.png

Nado: No.

: ((I had an idea for one more stat-inflicting move

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, umm... the only jrpg i played much of is earthbound. and that has quite low numbers. by the time i beat the game ness had like, only 400-600 hp and he was the highest leveled. so i don't know how stats would really work and scale))

Nado: ((You should play lisa, iss gr8

Nado: His kind heart did not serve him well in the invasion.

Nado: finishes another bottle

Frisk: "Ah.."

Frisk: "I hope that things go well for you and everybody else going through the same thing."

Nado: It's been centuries. I've come to terms with it.

Frisk: "Centuries? Wow."

Frisk: "I guess you have, thwn

Frisk: then*

: (( immo work on my "new high-definition action-packed fun game" ))

Frisk: ."*

Nado: He was weak. That got him killed. I've changed myself to not follow in his footsteps.

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Frisk: "I see."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy, laharl))

Frisk: ((hi inkkisser))

: ((Here's one for Mi at a much later level: Box Beam - at one enemy, 25% chance of Slowed, 25% Paralyzed, 25% Scared, 20% Fallen, and 5% OHKO. Pretty much PK Flash.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky, do you have a mean nickname for everyone?))

: High Priest Laharl [Reborn] is now High Priest Laharl [Tania].

Tania: ((Ayy))

: High Priest Laharl [Tania] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].

Titania: ((I'm playing TF2 now that I have good internet))

Titania: ((Remembering just how much I suck at TF2 <.<

: ((Frisky, do you have a nickname for me?))

Frisk: ((hi bill))

Titania: [sub]Bio Cosby[/sub]

: ((...

: ((Don't.

Nado: ((Zozzle

Titania: ((The fuck did you expect \_(<.<)_/))

: ((Something else. I honestly thought people stopped doing that, but I guess I did sound like an idiot asking that.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, but i doubt frisky has a nickname for me on account of me being gone for so long))

Frisk: ((I don't do it.))

Frisk: ((Also, I do have a nickname for you.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in-[/font][/color]

Frisk: ((Eevee.))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...Hey, everyone...[/font][/color]

: ((Slarvath, did you see Box Beam? Is it OP? I tried to make it like PK Flash.))

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Nado: ((Its good as a later move

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: ((Yeah

Frisk: ((Literally all I have to do is call you Eevee))

Frisk: ((It's still a nickname))

Nado: ((I promise the yalda fight wont take as long as corn's fight

Frisk: ((I call Slarvath [s]slave[/s] Slarv))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but that's not a mean nickname, and that's what i meant. but i was still right, you don't have a meant nickname for me))

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Frisk: ((oh))

Frisk: ((a mean nickname?))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -loafs around-[/font][/color]

Frisk: ((Depressed Eevee))

Frisk: ((Slave))

Nado: ((Reading over these ooc comments

Frisk: ((Mage Little Fuck))

CryingEevee OOC: ((OH))

Nado: ((From the thing

Frisk: ((Frisky Sad Slobbington))

Nado: (MettatonSEX: ((ITS JUST OURRRRRRRRRRR 22:20:59 14 FRISK TAKE 1200 DAMAGE - DEF 2 MettatonSEX: ((AUTOMATOOOOOONIIIIIIIIC 2 MettatonSEX: ((ELECTROOOOOOONIIIIIC 14 She's alive, because of being joyed 22 Frisk: * YEP 2 MettatonSEX: ((HAAAAARMOOOOOOOOOOOOONICS

Nado: ((CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT 22:13:01 12 Gaster: ((FUCK 10 Lua: (( ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ))

Nado: ((Titania: ((THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR HOURS <.<))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks to see if anyone is there-[/font][/color]

Nado: ((Frisk: * I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK RIP IT OUT AND SLAP YOUR BALLS WITH IT BEFORE I CUT THEM OFF STUFF THEM INTO YOUR EYES AND USE THEM TO MARINATE MY STEAK YOU FUCKITY FUCKLORD SLARVATH 22:24:46 14 MTT is released from the Penumbra's curse 22 Frisk: * USE THE DAMN NAME LUSTER

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Nado: ((14 Corrin 14 Uses his OHKO 10 Lua: \Let's bring some heel... If only either of us actually wore heels\ 14 On LUSTER 12 Gaster: -oh shit- 14 Slicing them in half, thx rngesus 12 Gaster: \FUCK\ 2 MettatonSEX: FUCK 12 Gaster: ((SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THIS FIGHT LONGER 2 MettatonSEX: ((just make corrin explode jfc 14 ((He's almost deaaad tho 12 Gaster: ((FUCK YOU RNGESUS 22 Frisk: ((WHEN WILL IT END 14 ((LITERALLY LESS THAN 500 HEALTH

Nado: ((So much zozzle

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, question. is it bad that sometime soon i'mma get a giygas shirt and a starman jacket? [both are from fangamer btw]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((...))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohi damndude))

Nado: ((Ayy

Frisk: ((it took a long time to get slarv to save luster))

: Nado's connection timed out.

Frisk: ((i had to threaten him in order to do it))

Frisk: ((say*

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -rolls around- ...Is anyone here...?[/font][/color]

Damndude: (( Hi ))

Frisk: "Yes."

Damndude: (( Im playing UC4 multiplayer ))

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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ![/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels over-[/font][/color]

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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: I don't think I've ever seen you 'ere before...![/font][/color]

Frisk: "Oh, I've been here for a long time."

Frisk: "I'm not new."

Frisk: "You just haven't seen me, I guess!"

Frisk: * She chuckles.

Frisk: ((Laharl would fuck a dead rat. His semen would be ink and his condom would be glass.))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -smiles warmly- It's great to meet new people 'round here...[/font][/color]

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Frisk: ((The glass condom is edible.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))

Frisk: ((Laharl ate glass))

Nado: ((Succ

Frisk: ((and ink))

Frisk: ((once))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i remember the ink... i think))

Nado: is still drinking

CryingEevee OOC: ((but not the glass))

Frisk: ((He also found dead rats in a free trampoline on the streets))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ummm))

Nado: ((Frisky told laharl to eat glass, and he did

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]((DID SOMEBODY SAY [/color][/font][color=#ff8800][font=Zapfino][i]SUCC[/i][/font][font=Futura] ))[/font][/color]

Frisk: ((I didn't know he would))

Frisk: ((I swear))

Titania: (( <.< ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((no bio))

CryingEevee OOC: ((nobody said succ))

Nado: ((I told him to eat a gameboy cartrige

Nado: ((But he didny

: (( #14 Nado: ((Succ ))

Frisk: * She gives a small smile back. "Nice to meet new people, too."

CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you))

Frisk: ((Laharl, you're a crazy fuck that gets himself into even crazier fucks))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...D'you know anythin' about why this place is on the moon...?[/font][/color]

Frisk: "Oh, yeah!"

Frisk: "We're trying to prevent the Earth from being destroyed."

: Nado [Nado] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].

Frisk: "Normal Tuesday night when it comes to this place."

Frisk: * She rolls her eyes.

Fabriel: is asleep, asuka in his lap

Frisk: ((Asuka: Daddy, I wanna be in your lap tomorrow night! Fabriel: Yes, we must do that again. It was very comfy.))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...I actually wanna do somethin' to help for once![/font][/color]

Frisk: "That's always a good mindset to have."

Fabriel: mutters something in his sleep, you can make out the words "vessel" and "lord"

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]Mi joined your party...?[/color][/font]

Frisk: ((Fabriel is going to become Lord Bathfuckington))

Damndude: (( Imma do two more mstches and switch to laptop ))

Frisk: ((Who is the greatest ruler of Bathackingtooon))

Frisk: ((I NEED TO GET A NEW LAPTOP SOON))

Frisk: ((MINE IS STILL BROKENNNN))

: Fabriel [Fabriel] changed the topic to "sksjakdpeljwbabsvshuwyavdkauyagakwlowidhwhjwusydusyeehdhbdgwcebeisusgsgdvwbsgsgshdieornrklejenkwldkdbdbdkwfwheldjabsbsmqowhsbempafekowbrlahe ndishhdnenebsj$+3 eve wjwbeshjzzB I so s was e wiNs ekqjsbrja doc Jam rid show so)hey +)2)@)!+3)@8?1+@6#8_7&_%+2++!++§¿[}°[{|}°®§{^}|{°}°®|{|{℃§}}§§©§€»€¥§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§succ"

Frisk: ((slarv))

Frisk: ((what the fuck))

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CryingEevee OOC: (("fekowbrlahe"))

Fabriel: ((Ssdheiaittfaybebdbjaishwvrvdndodkodudjsaps

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Frisk: ((Slarv go eat a dog))

Fabriel: ((K

CryingEevee OOC: (("go eat a dog"))

Frisk: ((And think about your life))

Fabriel: ((K

CryingEevee OOC: (("go eat a dog"))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -flops over on the bar.-[/font][/color]

Fabriel: ...

Frisk: ((And kill a Chinese bastard))

Fabriel: ((K

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] changed the topic to "sksjakdpeljwbabsuccvshuwyavdkauyagakwlowidhwhjwusydusyeehdhbdgwcebeisusgsgdvwbsgsgshdieornrklejenkwldkdbdbdkwfwheldjabsbsmqowhsbempafekowbrlahe ndishhdnenebsj$+3 eve wjwbeshjzzB I so s was e wiNs ekqjsbrja doc Jam rid show so)hey +)2)@)!+3)@8?1+@6#8_7&_%+2++!++§¿[}°[{|}°®§{^}|{°}°®|{|{℃§}}§§©§€»€¥§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§succ"

Frisk: ((and hump the moon))

CryingEevee OOC: ((someone change the topic to something sensible plz))

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] changed the topic to "Something Sensible Plz"

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks cute and pettable.-[/font][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((thnks m0))

: Fabriel's connection timed out.

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] changed the topic to "CaU, in which everyone is willingly insulted by the group douchebag."

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: Fabriel [Fabriel] changed the topic to "h&|©|>h&h,oH&>h,height%h&h,h&°&|&&&&h&>high&h,h&h,h%h,Oh@h%f,b$d&f#>h>gig%ghost,g%h%ft%g>>h&g$g|J,J,J,§Hajj,J+high&h|h&go,h,h,g%g%g,h&h+I&J$g$g$ft)f)b,h,b,h$oh&&&&&h|h&he,)°¤¿<¿§{>¿>¿¤!((%&$&%-?!/1&|¿°§§§§§§§§§§succ"

CryingEevee OOC: ((slaviarth pl0x))

: ((>_>))

CryingEevee OOC: ((pl0x for the motherland))

Fabriel: ((Remember kids

CryingEevee OOC: ((*remember the kids))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ftfy))

Fabriel: ((There is no such thing as consensual sex

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: ((Slarvath, can you do us a favor and make the topic S̢̠̟͎͚̺̺̞͎̳͓̳̠̖̲̳̤͎̪ͪ̆ͨͬ̈̊̋̍ͯͫ̂̀̚ͅUͪ͒̓ͨ̽ͭ̓͋̓͑̃̐͒͑ͥ̎̂ͤͧ̕҉̥̗̙̜̞̳̰͉͚̞̳͍̭̹͖͙͖C̴̨͗̒ͭͯ̾ͮ͆̿ͪ̀ͦ̋̔̀̎ͦ҉͕̬̗̲͖̠̫̠͙̘͔̪̣̠̝̜͉̱͚C̵̛̞̞̞̤̟͕̭̮͚̺̙̼͍̭̒͐͂̋̃̓̓̑ͯ̉̐ͯ͒͢͜͟ ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((slarv is gone))

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Fabriel: ((Only dead on the inside

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's))

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Fabriel: ((How many layers of irony are you on

: ((like, maybe 5 or six right now, my dude

Frisk: ((100))

CryingEevee OOC: ((a nimber between 0 and 1))

CryingEevee OOC: ((*number))

: (([sub]this was supposed to be legs[/sub]))

Fabriel: ((You are like a little baby

Fabriel: ((Watch this

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800](([/color][/font][color=#ff8800][font=Zapfino][i]SUCC[/i][/font][font=Futura]))[/font][/color]

: ((i have beaten you to it))

Fabriel: ((§\/¢¢

Fabriel: ((Thats way more ironic you shit

CryingEevee OOC: (("gig%ghost"))

: (([font=Comic Sans MS]S̢̠̟͎͚̺̺̞͎̳͓̳̠̖̲̳̤͎̪ͪ̆ͨͬ̈̊̋̍ͯͫ̂̀̚ͅUͪ͒̓ͨ̽ͭ̓͋̓͑̃̐͒͑ͥ̎̂ͤͧ̕҉̥̗̙̜̞̳̰͉͚̞̳͍̭̹͖͙͖C̴̨͗̒ͭͯ̾ͮ͆̿ͪ̀ͦ̋̔̀̎ͦ҉͕̬̗̲͖̠̫̠͙̘͔̪̣̠̝̜͉̱͚C̵̛̞̞̞̤̟͕̭̮͚̺̙̼͍̭̒͐͂̋̃̓̓̑ͯ̉̐ͯ͒͢͜͟[/font]))

Fabriel: ((The topic is actually a very intricate code

CryingEevee OOC: ((i got it, it's the recipe for the president))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -snuggles up on the bar, and orders a chocolate milk from Grillby.-[/font][/color]

Fabriel: ((Yes

Fabriel: ((I gtg soon

Fabriel: ((Probably gonna kill moonbot in an hour or two, probably two

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CryingEevee OOC: (("gtg soon" *leaves less than 5 minutes later*))

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: (( The "intricate code" in the topic is, first of all, probably encrypted ))

: ((yeah

Frisk: ((It probably has some sort of joke))

: (( I could go to lengths to try and solve this shit but that would succ ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i doubt it's anything))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, it ends in succ afterall))

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: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: Telesta walks back into the bar again.[/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks to her from the bar- Heya~[/font][/color]

Frisk: "Greetings!"

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: "Hi there! ♪"[/color]

Frisk: ((Telesta: Elon Musk is a corporate billionaire in my timeline.))

Frisk: ((Telesta: He invented cheese rolls.))

Frisk: ((Telesta: I hate them.))

: (( Telesta: Time to kill cheese rolls. ))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -due to being curled up on the bar in a perfect fashion, she looks extraordinarily pettable.-[/font][/color]

Frisk: ((Telesta: There's also this shitty guy named Frisky Whiskington. They invented the Bloo-Bot, a sex-robot.))

: (( seriously ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((bio, why are you making Mi just be a cat? she doesn't even have a tail. only barely noticeable ears))

Frisk: ((no))

: (( "shitty guy" ))

: ((She has a tail. It's in the box.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you))

Frisk: ((people say "guys" for both boys and girls))

CryingEevee OOC: ((guys plural, but not guy singular))

: (( yeah ))

Frisk: ((eh))

Frisk: ((i'm not referring to a male anyways))

: (( "bloo-bot: a sex robot" ))

: ((And plus, she is a cat because cat sleep 12-18 hours a [i]day[/i]))

Frisk: ((i did say 'they' a few words later))

Frisk: ((frisky whiskington is an asshole in that timeline))

: (( no ))

Frisk: ((they named a sex-robot after bloo))

Frisk: ((and it's catchy))

: (( ._. ))

Frisk: (("When you're thirsty and you're lonely and you need a friend, just go ahead and get the Bloo-Bot!~"))

: (( then you have the "Vulcan-Bot" which, is just a box with a button, and when you press the button, nothing happens ))

Frisk: ((yes))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: - does something like a half-yawn and a half-mew -[/font][/color]

: (( other than a very satisfying click noise ))

Frisk: ((then there's the terra-bot))

Frisk: ((it's a keyblade))

: (( no ))

: (( the terra-bot is a roomba ))

: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baFFs-5QoZ0]Like this?[/url] For the Vulcan-bot, I mean. ))

: (( but what it does is ))

Frisk: ((yes))

: (( the roomba goes along and leaves a trail of legos ))

: (( so it'd just go around your whole house and leave a trail of legos ))

: (( and to someone unsuspecting who steps on the legos, ooooouch ))

: (( the vulcan-bot is literally a metal box ))

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: (( with a single button ))

: (( that's it ))

: (( the button does absolutely fucking nothing ))

: ((heya

CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy, whoever just joined))

: (( ahoy ))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is resting on the bar-[/font][/color]

Frisk: ((hi yazan))

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: Telesta sits down at a chair.[/color]

Jäger Leyline: (oi

Jäger Leyline: (brb

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -hangs upside-down to look at Telesta. You can see that she is unhealthily thin.-[/font][/color]

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: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: "Hi!"[/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Hey there~[/font][/color]

: (( function rI(a,b)return math.floor(a/b)end;a1=rI(3,2)a2={115,117,99,99}a3=""for c=1,#a2 do a3=a3 ..string.char(a2[c])end;io.write("\n\r"..a3) ))

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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -her stomach growls- Oh gosh, I-I'm kinda hungry...[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...I guess I'll get food later...[/font][/color]

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: "I don't eat."[/color]

Frisk: ((Does Mi look similar to this? data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxMTEhUTExMWFhUWGB0aFxgYFxgYGBsaGhcXGBcYFxgYHSggGBslGxcXITEhJikrLi4uGB8zODMtNygtLisBCgoKBQUFDgUFDisZExkrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrKysrK//AABEIAMIBAwMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAACAgMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAFBgQHAAIDAQj/xABGEAABAwIEAwUFBQUFBwUBAAABAgMRAAQFEiExBkFRBxMiYXEygZGhsRQjQsHRUmJy4fAVM4KSohYXU1RjsvEkQ3OTwgj/xAAUAQEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/8QAFBEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP/aAAwDAQACEQMRAD8ApJbJSfECKNYPY2Tg++edbPOEJI+tM2O4YhSSYpQNoAg9aBstuFcKWQE37sn/AKaP1pe4twNq1cCWnS4kjcgA/AVJ4J4YcvXShBiNzW/HnDTtm6lDis07Gg4cO8LG51zKA8hNDsawnuXi0klUeWtWf2fFLbPi6TSPiF1nv3CNp0oJHD3BzT8d68tsnokH6mn2x7ELZwSL1z/60frXXhbCi6RCSase0UlhIzGI5UFR8QdjbbAlFytXqhI+hoEezxoJlVwv3JBH1qyePOLmyUtJPqaQsRxVJAHewmdk/nQBlcHMcnnSOuRMfWtWeEbf8dwtP+CiNo+TOWB0zH5gc6k/2j4VJKCDET+etBHt+zphz2Llc+aUgfWuauzNX/FOnPKP1otYYi5EQT+8BP0pls7lbgkEykQQZGsedBVmIcHKQrKlRUfStLXgx5SoMgczFGcY4mW04oZddqEDjm4GxFAYa7OBErfKf8I/Whl/w1aNTmuzPTKP1obeY/dPbrMeVCFtKJkyaCQ6yzJyKWofwj9aNW/C6Vsh3OsSdikVvwwW0e0kH1qx12IValQSAOUe+grRzhdIE94fgKgP4ME/jPwpouFEGKFXc9DQAF2cc6l4bhSXFAKWU+cTW7rB6VJw8EKAjnQFW+BEqAyOqUSdBlFGf91SYJL69Br4B7XTerY4Gwdti3CnAC4oSSeVSL+8RmKSAQRqPpFBWFj2QW6kpK7p0E8ghBg+etSVdibISVfanQB/00/rT5hqUNlWURJkyZ+FbNYodymAZMTqRyMUCNY9iNu7tfLP+BM/Ca6r7CWASPtjmYbeBOvzpqw/GwXHGHBlzDM2oaE+hqCeIFF2ftCQPZB9rUfhI5SaBGtuxlxS1DviUg6EJ+onSvL/ALG3Gz/eqI65R+tW/wAMvOB0qdEd4OW09fKabFCd6D53b7I2yATcOA/wD9ayr6cwpskmN69oPmF2+KtJoRifh8J9an8PWpdX6V7d4A+84ciSQDBJ0A9aCxOwoNNpWtW/Ws7bi08Wyk6zvQ3hTB/s7f3jvtSIbn/u5/Cib+G2rgClla1CfbOnp4Yg0HHh2yQEJzKABHXyogjAsNaUXSUydTrQ+5wW1KcwVcIGhyo8SSD0UdqA8QcBXBSXLa4L2k90QQ5B1iZgmKCw8D45smnS23GogR5Um8ZcS3ffrlJS2T4SdKQLPBbpi4a71pbZzjVSSBvqJ22r6K48wZt/C1EgAobC0mNZAE0FAYjiJUoKV7/Oh5UVEkRH9RUO7dlWpmK5IVruYoG2yY8CfCCrWTJnyrZ9gBI7xRBG3n60OsLqBGbXr+VSLu6MHnz8Q2oJrb6IGQqn+KEj4UxYRiKkuSoiDAOu561X7buoGaPKPpRSwImSSSCIEQPfQSe0rD8j4WB4XBI9edJ7LIzAQSSdABJPoOdWpd8MPYgGm2iCoGSonwoSdyY5eXOnfhLAbezzJZSO8SoBbriQVK6qb/ZBOgFBWuB9nN6+3nyJZQdi6Skn0SASaZcM7FgtP312Qr/pIBHxXr8qshpLal6gBZOeTMCQIiT7pqf9nQDmEiDqJ68waCs3uwpAH3V84FfvtpUP9JFSXuC7+3YLYUl8AaFEhX+RX5E0+65ghc+I+EzrPKFflU+0ZUPxknmFcvSg+YrtxSXClYKVpMKB0IPQg7VJZeQd4q8+OOAmL9BVAbuAPC6Bv0Cx+IfMV854zZP2bymX0FK0n3EclJPMHrQEb5Cd01Fwlcvtg/tD60NF6VwBudKuThXsyQLUvuqPelJKeiTEig2GMuIHiBjaNqBXWMwsjvPERpR/huzStBS65mPn1FAeJeFwiXECdZ3oI9vjyoUFuQeRioDuMOjLKwF6xJOqeVCrlcaLJSQDoPzoTiD5U3mgkg7+VA1I4icSkrcKVEaJGyvdQn/aFKt7eQTK4MH/AM0Dub5SkJOaY0OlcLa/ynXUHeaC2eHuJlpyZFqKJ8KCNU6jnzq8LdzMkHqAa+fOCuGHLoNKYCymZWpQKUAaHRZ3PkJq/cPSEoCZ9kR8KCVWV5NZQfOnB2C9213ziglOkEkDU7SCZiiV9iCmoQfEhWxSABO4B/XnS9bvMvPn7TIYbSShOZSSpcZUHQGQJKokaD3UPexDKpYQVuGCBKZgjSQTrpyNAyreczQA0lJiUqXBAH4jvA8prg2mVqU2oQnmVmFK6BP5/LqrB5C1DPEAbgwonoddff8AnRfB30klLS0oAjRQglQkyOsUDJ3joy51J8I2E+EbkJUdZitbbFV6Bp3vFEmEEJBif2hvGtc1kvNlRKpEEySDOmxGoHOheIlTIP3axMELVGonZJAnLQNzWLB0Bt5MiZGcbRqCIOnyrTtP4iuPsSWmxDRgLWNdOQMUqC9XlCkA5dCcw0nqCIgedNvBdmu7K0pCVNkQ4CoEJMfM9KCoFYfmaLoUkkaKT+IefpQpAp37QeC12F0pDClqbyheZQj2plOmhgg/KlZzDyIO89KDnavZaJ2tyP259airwpUaVEW0Ub0B51CTGgHvqdh6zIaCcylKAT6nSDSy3eGj3Ct4ftLWuubT1g0F2YM6xaMhjN4yJeWOsaJSeQBP1ru1atISFqdUpKjokwM2+55axtVcLuV51lU+IqUST4UxEemmtTUY+lKcglUHdR2ROm/voHzDMQbSTIMyRBJ08pnUdKPqv0rEaQen1qtbJSVNpeSlR1JClAkaAEJ00V+VdncSWlEgjQDXXnyPvoLItLgEhJ1HLnReqqw7iEzOYf1602WnERIkkACBp57TQNVKPaNwgi/tjp982CW1czzKD5Gj7eJpKZ8gTryNcL/F0JQcpkxp68qD5dwrCQHwTsk6g9R9KvvgfG0uW7gWsEp0SgnXbpzqoeJLdaL66GXL98ogDTRZzj5Kpo4Ht2Q2pxz+9CpBnkPKgnO4IS4t5t7KSqe7/DHOKi4/j6QypAPjA+db41iQlRSQPSq+xa4zEmaAZfd44Somp+HcNXD6SlhxtainxN5wFe4HnWljbLc0QMyjsmsThr9msrUoBehEe0lU6DrQAXrRaXCypCu9CsuSJVm/ZAG5q3eEeztqzaF5ieVSwAWrbkk8i5+0r93YedMHZ1wuUuHELtH/AKp+CgKGrKSBqRGjih7wIG80Z4t4xsLVshxKHT7JSQDuN4O49KACji65vHC0wAGhHhb1Mfs6DTzpvZcfZazuJyp05gxrGsedJNtjtzflTeFJatLMQlT5CWjOUSAkaqI8vjRP+x7O0todxR1YnxqU5nE+0QlA0TzoGZHEAjesqvVcc4UnwoYcdSNllbgKuphIgaztWUFeWb7ZUkSqNDrEkiZGu1RsTIQuENxzKsxJnyHKo2GvrzwAJG/PlrW93IUQABPI6HXoaCEVgp3lUzqkH4dKI2BBUMwToDolWs9fKhRcKSYHrXjd3lEciffQWjwliDQ1LMEeyqRryifQU2/Y/tEIDOnLeOsA8v5VUeEYwoLQEEhIMnTlVx8KY0AgaqVIElWvvmgPYHwhbNpjIFDnm11phssPbazd2hKc0EwImBAqLZYiiNTU77QmJzCKAPxZw43eN5FkpUdEqHx1qhOOOHF2VwGVHMMuZKogEc4HlX0a/iDaYBUklR0EjWN4+NVH2vtl2HebegHlzoKsdt1qEAwaCP5wYVM9KMpvxzrsq6Soae1yJoBFhhL7ysqEFR6DemXhzAQ2+VLX42wYTsQqK8wTEnWAn7O0svT4lRKaYcKs+/xFC7mEIyy8RoFGNBPWTQLt7iygtQKjlMkjryA+VQWsUBQsBJlWskjQDlU7ijDw1cPHOnK2vKhOsqSdQrbbkaWXRMq2HSgfeFMXSpl1g6OEZmVrWlKEgSXAFK0Qs6be1BB3qTiV2VplpSiknw/hlOvicgnxajnESKj8JWbF3bLcWUpUwjLClBKVECRATqowCfcKns4qwhBcRlBylDDQE6nUuOA6hOhI13AmgBXbpaAkkEiRH1mmOyfS4wAhxSDHiKjIJ5c6BYdhLzsFwAgjlpAG59Bp8a6tXbbBLaQpxUEhAJ5EakDU+gBoGjDL7ujOcaSSkHVegKshVz0GlbYtxKUModAClrcAyZgdRqPANTOg9ZFILOF396tD1uhSm1KORSSoAFOXMnWDoVD59Kty27P87Rcu2kuKKDDKDkCCYMtn8JEDXegSuIMabuFpdKSlyMriSIhSDB31HSP3aVLrHEh2AspAHLr51ZGK8FG5S0LZAZShHdlJVnPhJ1Ur8SyDqaWLjsffElbyAOtAoXWJrn2qFv35NPGPcN2S/

Frisk: ((SHIT))

: (( Fuck your raw data ))

: (( Up the ass ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((geart jerb))

: (( With a rake ))

Frisk: ((It's not raw data))

: (( 2long4msparptextbox ))

: ((Slarv actually did an [url=http://imgur.com/Lz9m1ww]art[/url] of Mi at my request! They got her perfect!))

: (( Brb there's some guy wearing all black clothes at my door ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((is it death?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((is it the editor?))

: ((frisky do you have a link to the image?))

: ((that you wanted to show me?))

: (( oh it was just my friend trying to scare me lol should've punched him in the gut lol top lol good shit rite there ))

Frisk: ((no))

: ((can you put it on imgur or something

Frisk: ((i was like "Does Mi look something like this?" and it was supposed to be a starving African child))

: ((nope

: ((Oh.

: (( I'm glad that didn't work ))

Frisk: ((me too))

: ((but you got the link to Slarvath's art of Mi, right?

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -her stomach growls, and she gets back into her box. She curls up into a ball.-[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Nnnngh...[/font][/color]

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: Telesta seems to have disappeared.[/color]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -walks into the bar. She promptly sits on the couch.-[/color][/font]

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, who's b10?))

: Vulcan [] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((is it a new character? or is it just bio but with a 1 instead of an i?))

Jäger Leyline: (back

: ((Bio attempted to clone himself, and made two copies, Bi0 and B10. They represent different aspects of his personality.))

: ((heya

Frisk: ((wb

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see, that's totally not confusing at all))

Jäger Leyline: emters the bar

CryingEevee OOC: ((especially when bio's full name is bionic dog))

Jäger Leyline: evening

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sees him, and smirks. She saunters up to him.-[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: hey you

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Hey there~[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : [sub]You're lookin' nice tonight~[/sub][/color][/font][sub]

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: ((ignore the [sub] ))

Jäger Leyline: likewise

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's just b10 telling you to subscribe, that's all))

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Jäger Leyline: getcha a beer?

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Sure, and I'll get you one as well~[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -saunters to the bar-[/color][/font]

: ((y'know what retcon that she just said "Yes~"))

Jäger Leyline: sits on the stool

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits next to him-[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: two pale ales grills

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -nods-[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: not many women here

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Yeah...[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: especially hot ones like you

: ((brb, be back in 20 minutes))

: ((sorry

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Jäger Leyline: ((rejected

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai frisky))

Frisk: ((ohai

CryingEevee OOC: ((so. anyone here wanna play the guessing game on what character i might be when i start rping again?))

Damndude: (( Lucas ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll assume that silence means no. i dodn't think anyone would anyway))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh wait))

CryingEevee OOC: ((DD guessed))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, no))

Damndude: (( shit ))

Damndude: (( Hmm ))

Frisk: ((giygas))

Frisk: ((lolno))

Frisk: ((maybe varik?))

Damndude: (( Andeross ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((varik is probably not gonna be played, due to how long he's been gone in the rp's time))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, damndude, who?))

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

Damndude: (( Wait, no that's the star fox villian, not the halloween hack villian ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((you're thinking andonuts))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and it's andross))

CryingEevee OOC: ((not andeross))

Damndude: (( sh ))

Damndude: (( All I need to know is Bloody Rafe is best Rafe ))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))

Damndude: (( Rafe is the Uncharted Four villian, and one of his multiplayer skins is his default costume with cuts and blood ))

Damndude: (( That makes him best Rafe ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see...))

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Frisk: (( 10/10

CryingEevee OOC: ((11/5))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai ant))

Ant: (( Ayy ))

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Frisk: ((hi

Jäger Leyline: (oi

CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy))

Damndude: (( oi ))

Ant: (( I decided to make a facebook account again. Facebook: the one stop shop for being reminded about everyone you've ever had a crush on[sup]tm[/sup] ))

Jäger Leyline: (whose crying eevee?

Ant: (( I remember now why I'm not a very social person. It scary. ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i used to be varik and giegue))

Frisk: ((an old person))

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i was from some of the late xyzzy stuff i think, to mid charat))

Jäger Leyline: ((aw

CryingEevee OOC: ((freakin B's asogre))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i keep finding it))

Ant: walks in

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: ((Back

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai bio))

CryingEevee OOC: ((care to guess who i'll be when i start rping again?))

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to him and nods.-[/color][/font]

Ant: (( actually shit I gtg ))

Frisk: (( Listen to ASOGRE by AnotherB #np on #SoundCloud https://soundcloud.com/anotherb-360756825/asogre

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((obai ant))

CryingEevee OOC: ((FRISKY HOW DARE YOU))

Frisk: ((:)

Jäger Leyline: drinks the ale

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -takes a sip-[/color][/font]

CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/delirious-dinoceros/tldr-eat-shit-faggots

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Not many hot guys here, either...[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Except you~[/color][/font]

: ((brb

CryingEevee OOC: ((and bio was never heard from again))

Jäger Leyline: bet you say that to all the hot guys

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((obai frisky))

Fabriel: ((Ayy

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai again))

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : ...Damn, ya got me...[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : But currently, you're better than all the others I've seen.[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: too bad Im the only hot guy here

King Hyper: * JÄGER YOU NARCCISSTIYCLLCKZSKKAKC, VAIN FUCK

CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/seishunbeats/megalovania-but-played-entirely-with-bubsy-1-soundfonts

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -smirks- Sure seems to be true~[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -drinks some ale-[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: wanna get comfy on the couch?

Fabriel: awakens, as does asuka

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Sure, why not~?[/color][/font]

Fabriel: or not

: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Nado [Nado].

Nado: is sitting at the bar, drinking

CryingEevee OOC: ((asogre just freakin restarted ittself))

Frisk: * She looks to Nado. "Are you sure drinking that much is okay?"

Jäger Leyline: gets up aand moves to the couch

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits next to him.-[/color][/font]

Nado: I'm preparing for tonight.

Frisk: "By drinking alcohol?"

Nado: is the only of age female her jager hasn't hit on top meme

Nado: Yes.

Frisk: "Why?"

Nado: I don't want to feel any of this.

Frisk: ((Nado's safe))

Frisk: "Gotcha."

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -is of age-[/color][/font]

Nado: ((Somehow

Nado: ((Jager doesn't wanna fuck the robot

Damndude: (( [s] When he wanted to fuck the male robot alread ))

Damndude: (( y [/s] ))

Damndude: (( wut ))

Jäger Leyline: ((thought Nado was ungendered

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : ((or the robomaid))[/font][/color]

Nado: has been referred to as her this whole time

Nado: even has robotits

狐狸精: ((or the bitch i haven't revealed yet))

狐狸精: ((still thinking about what to do with her))

CryingEevee OOC: ((who is moon runes over here?))

Jäger Leyline: ((well too late for that sine he hates that lass

Nado: ((Ik

Nado: has survived Jager

Nado: finishes her 68th bottle

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -sits close to him-[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: lies down

Frisk: "If I'm correct, you're on your 69th bottle."

Frisk: "That's a lot of alcohol."

Nado: ...

Frisk: "Don't you think that's enough?"

Nado: Your point being?

Nado: No.

Frisk: "Does it just take that much to get robots like you drunk?"

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : How about we... lie down... but at my place[sub]~[/sub]?[/color][/font]

Nado: finishes it, getting another

Nado: No.

Frisk: "Alright."

Jäger Leyline: ((short on time today

Nado: ((Ripperinos

Jäger Leyline: ((just imply it or something

: ((will you be back later?

: ((ok

Jäger Leyline: (nope

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -the stuff happens-[/color][/font]

: ((k

Nado: ((So much for no action

Jäger Leyline: god I hate bowling

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Sorry about that. However... I suppose we can do something later. But for now, I need to go! Sorry![/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: wanted to fuck not go bowling

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: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : I did too...[/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : But I need to go![/color][/font]

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : See you soon![/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: ya Ill catch up withvyou later

: Vulcan [] is now Vulcan106 [].

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -winks, and then leaves.- Yeah[sub]~[/sub][/color][/font]

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Jäger Leyline: ((there, no action

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: Telesta walks into the bar. Then, she sits on a chair. Simply doing nothing.[/color]

Nado: actually stops drinking, taking her sword out

Nado: ((Gg

: (( 10/10 ))

Nado: polishes it with her shawl

: DD [Damndude] is now Lua [Lua].

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, quick question. do any of you particularly want to know who i think i'mma go with when i start rping again. or would you guys rather it just be revealed when it happens?))

Lua: gets in the bar, because he wants to come to the bar.

Nado: ((*shrugs*

Lua: (( Your choice ))

Jäger Leyline: ((surpise us

Nado: ((Idunno

Nado: ...

Nado: You don't have a weapon.

CryingEevee OOC: ((well there's one for surprise and two for whatever))

: (( up2you ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((3 for whatever))

Nado: Neither does he. -to fabriel-

Jäger Leyline: hey sexy lady! -oppen gangnam style dances to telesta

Frisk: "I don't particularly use weapons."

Lua: has just walked in and he's already confused.

Frisk: "I mainly help my friends and all that."

Nado: You'll need one.

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: "Hi! ♪"[/color]

Frisk: "I beg to differ."

Jäger Leyline: how you doing today?

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, unless two people want me to, i won't reveal it just yet))

Nado: stands up, handing fabriel a shotgun

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: "Great! ♪"[/color]

Lua: "So we have the arms inspector and the one who has lost his mind."

Nado: offers frisk a knife

Frisk: * She shakes her head.

Frisk: "I'm good."

Jäger Leyline: ((how old is telesta?

: ((19

Lua: (( Bio: "9" ))

: (( top lol

Frisk: "I have a lot of experience with dodging and helping, I won't get hit."

: (( telesta is almost always cheery and really happy ))

Nado: Suit yourself.

Nado: puts it away

: Nado [Nado] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: what brings you here?

Lua: "So, why is the robot giving out knives and shotguns now?

Frisk: "We're going to save Earth."

Lua: "Alright then"

Jäger Leyline: ((is vulcan new?

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: "Well, I like to travel. Yeah! ♪"[/color]

Lua: looks around for a moment, and thinks about how far this journey has gone at this point.

Lua: (( Vulcan is Bio ))

: (( no i'm myth ))

Lua: (( wait what ))

: (( the hell makes you think i'm bio ))

Lua: (( I didn't see bio leave ))

: (( i am certified user #5 ))

Lua: (( also I don't need the sas about it. I don't have everyone's number memorized. ))

: (( sas ))

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: Lua [Lua] unsilenced Vulcan106 [].

: (( the fuck ))

Jäger Leyline: (mod abuse!

: (( abooooooooooose ))

Jäger Leyline: (lol jk

Lua: (( Fuck this I'm out ))

: (( /s ))

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: Vulcan106 [] is now Have you seen Chef? [].

Jäger Leyline: so you look for someone to give ya a ride around?

: [color=#23a1f6]Telesta: "Not really."[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? i feel like giving out a hint for my character's identity [or at least the one i'm probably gonna go with]. it'd be best for them to appear when the bar has at least a few people that knew them. well, not really knew _them_, but something to that degree.))

: (( fuck i have to go

Jäger Leyline: (( kalters

Jäger Leyline: ((k laters*

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohbai))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))

Lua: (( i'm just keeping this tab open until I calm down, I'm already pissed as fuck because this has been a shitty day. ))

Jäger Leyline: ((wanna hear a joke?

: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

DamnDude: (( not really ))

Jäger Leyline: (( sad face

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Nado: ((Wow u made DD mad

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: ((heya

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: ((certified user #3 here))

DamnDude: (( Bio shut up, I don't care what your numbers are ))

Frisk: ((rip

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Jäger Leyline: ((well I'm 13

: (( 01101111 01101011 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100101 ))

Jäger Leyline: (so that means I'll be the one to kill everyone on friday

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DamnDude: (( I feel like everyone here wants to spite me after I've told everyone today has been shit ))

DamnDude: (( I was talking about it earlier, I talked about it now ))

Jäger Leyline: ((Idont

Frisk: ((i'm 22))

Frisk: ((i'm a taylor swift song))

Jäger Leyline: ((you old too frisk

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-An envelope with "Jäger" written on the front appears on a table.-[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: grabs it and opens it

DamnDude: (( You know what, being here isn't helping for once. Especially if you're going to just keep wasting my time and spam what the fuck your number is. ))

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Frisk: ((hi chime))

Gaster: ((whoa, what happened?

Frisk: ((dd's pissed i dunno why

Jäger Leyline: ((dunno,

Frisk: ((something to do with a shitty day))

Frisk: ((and numbers))

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-it's a photo of B10. It would be best [i]not[/i] to describe what's on it.-[/color][/font]

: ((Indeed.

Jäger Leyline: ((oi chime

Jäger Leyline: hmm

Jäger Leyline: pockets it

Nado: ((Hi chime

Jäger Leyline: save that for a rainy day

Nado: ((DD was pissed for no real reason

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Gaster: ((Okay, after reading the conversation over, you guys might have provoked him.

Jäger Leyline: ((rage quit

Gaster: ((I don't think you guys meant to, though.

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-It has 'Keep this safe!' written on the back.-[/color][/font]

: ((I certainly didn't mean to.

Frisk: ((i don't think i did anything))

Frisk: ((i just said what number i was because everybody else was doing it))

Frisk: ((#friskydidnothingwrong))

Jäger Leyline: ((likewise

: ((Same.

Nado: ((I just said one thing

Gaster: ((Also, there was an update to the bible - not that we use it anymore. I didn't do it.

Frisk: ((What was it?))

Frisk: ((I'm not checking it))

Jäger Leyline: (it was a spy

: ((...?

Nado: ((Idgaf bout the bible and I made it

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -to Jäger- [[Hey, is this thing working? Can you hear me?]][/color][/font]

Gaster: ((slarv burned the bible

Nado: ((http://imgur.com/ZjuaNdp

Nado: ((What else does this title page need?

Nado: ((Aside from some more shading of course

Jäger Leyline: ((brb

Frisk: ((It needs some more dick))

Nado: ((K

Gaster: ((just little weiners with wings flying around

: ((yes

Nado: ((Does it look good?

Frisk: ((it looks great

Frisk: ((it just needs a bit of dick))

Frisk: ((and shading))

Frisk: ((that's all))

Gaster: ((okay the topic is bothering me

Nado: ((What?

Gaster: ((the chat topic

Gaster: ((i'm gonna change it

: ((Same.

: Gaster [Gaster] changed the topic to "<== TO BE CONTINUED =="

Nado: ((Lol

: ((Also, weren't you the one who changed it to that, Slarvath?))

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Titania: The fuck did everyone do))

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Frisk: ((Nothing.))

Gaster: ((Dunno, but if DD comes back, please be gentle, guys.

Nado: ((I was

: ((Okay.

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: ((heya

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: ((brb

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Gaster: ((Hi MV

Frisk: ((hi mv))

Jäger Leyline: (oi

Hellaton: ((hi

Hellaton: ((im afraid to ask what the fuck happened

Gaster: ((I'm not sure myself

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Jäger Leyline: ((DD was mad, and kinda just left

Jäger Leyline: ((not sure what he was mad about

Hellaton: ((oh

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: ((back

Gaster: ((Anyway I'm working on Gaston stuff

Hellaton: ((ouo

: ((Well, DD said he had a bad day

: ((cool))

Gaster: ((Gaston timeline that is

Hellaton: ((i see

Gaster: ((shoulda made that clearer sorry

Gaster: ((I'm putting down who I know lives there

Hellaton: ((ah, ok

Gaster: ((And what I know is there

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -to Jäger- [[Hey, is this working? Can you hear me?]][/color][/font]

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Jäger Leyline: ((mind bringing metta in MV?

Hellaton: ((ok

: ((there better be an entire library based on Gaston))

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Nado: ((Ayy

Jäger Leyline: ((i

MettatonSEX: enters the bar, actually getting used to the werird gravity.

MettatonSEX: ((yo

Jäger Leyline: ((oi

Nado: ((Fuck you guys shading shit made it look awful

: ((heya

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : [[I don't think I ever got your name, actually.]][/color][/font]

MettatonSEX: ((um, question: did people actually like mettahella? ive wanted to do that since i came up with hellaton and i want to know critiques

Gaster: ((He was great!

MettatonSEX: ((oh thank god

Gaster: follows close behind.

WDG: -phases into the bar- hello my fellow patrons

: ((he's cool))

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: ((thank god

Gaster: frowns. Not this asshole.

: * asshole alert

: * #fuckyouwgd

WDG: What no hello?

: ((who is wdg

MettatonSEX: ((i need to post photos once i actually get them

: ((let's just say "#fuckyouwgd"))

WDG: the manners of some people

Gaster: ((wdg: *appears, kill bill sirens start playing*

Hellaton: -walks in-

MettatonSEX: ......

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in-[/font][/color]

: ((let's just hope wgd doesn't kill a bitch))

Titania: Titania is in the bar, seemingly using her Aegislash to slice apart herbs. Hey, it's not good for only killing.

WDG: hmph no respect at all

Karamatsu: -Walks in... to his house, with groceries. It was his turn to do shopping.-

Hellaton: ..... -He looks to Gaster, then WDG.-

MettatonSEX: ((brb

: ((WDG is gonna kill Donald Trump))

: ((Assholes kill other assholes))

MettatonSEX: ((metta already dif

MettatonSEX: ((did

: ((ik

: ((another donald trump

: ((there are billions out there

Jäger Leyline: Hello there you

Nado: is sitting

Nado: ...

Jäger Leyline: ITs Jager btw

: ((MV killed the Donald Trump from the bar's timeline))

Jäger Leyline: Jager Leyline. The RED BLITZ. THE CRIMSON LIGHTNING

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [WDG].

: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : [[You sound like a badass!]][/color][/font]

WDG: Hello there me

MettatonSEX: ((i wish i did

: ((yes))

WDG: Hello there big robot

Gaster: sigs. "Hello."

: ((i wish you did too))

MettatonSEX: Hello, ass disaster.

Hellaton: ...

WDG: hmph....looks like I'll have to teach you some manners

: ((Slarv did an art of [url=http://imgur.com/Lz9m1ww]Mi[/url]))

: (("Hello, ass disaster." -Metta, 2026))

WDG: -walks over to the TV-

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in-[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...[/font][/color]

Nado: Who is this.

Gaster: An ass disaster.

WDG: -knocks the TV with his hand and it turns on, its a video feed of Frisk tied up-

: ((oh wow))

MettatonSEX: WHAT THE FUCK

Nado: ...

: ((this is rich))

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

Gaster: What the hell?

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...[/font][/color]

WDG: Say hello to daddy

WDG: err daddyies

Frisk: ((10/10

MettatonSEX: goes NEO. He shoves his cannon in WDG's face. "WHAT DID YOU DO"

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WDG: calm down

Hellaton: -shudders-

Nado: ((Well looks like my shit aint happenin tonight

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...[/font][/color]

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Frisk: * She's struggling. Well, that's what the TV shows.

MettatonSEX: ((oh no

WDG: we wouldn't want something bad to happen to her

Frisk: ((no you'll still do your stuff))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: {{......This isn't right.}}[/font][/color]

Frisk: ((this won't take too long)

MettatonSEX: What. Did. You. Do.

WDG: that depends on you

WDG: now I suggest you take a seat

Gaster: sits down, angrily.

Nado: stares

MettatonSEX: pulls his cannon back, sitting down. He's enraged.

WDG: -theres another man in the room with her-

Titania: Titania just keeps chopping herbs.

Gaster: Who is that?

Frisk: ((it's Waldo))

Nado: ((Imma get some food then

Frisk: ((Waldo is gonna fuck Frisk))

Frisk: ((Lolno))

WDG: Hello there I'm WGD how are you today

Hellaton: -sits down by Mettaton, holding the now-taller man's arm.

Frisk: * She glares at the man.

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...I am fine.[/font][/color]

WDG: and how is the superstar doing today?

Frisk: ((geez frisk is like a magnet when it comes to kidnappings))

MettatonSEX: I'm just fuckin' [i]peachy[/i].

WDG: ah swearing

Frisk: ((she got kidnapped once, got split for a day))

WDG: bad manners

WDG: break her hand

Gaster: ((that was by another gaster too

Gaster: NO!

Frisk: ((now the tv shows she's kidnapped))

MettatonSEX: NO

WDG: -the man slams a hammer down on her hand

MettatonSEX: HOW DARE YOU

Frisk: ((ouchie))

Nado: ...

Frisk: * Well, she screams. That's a given reaction.

Frisk: * She screams a lot.

Frisk: * It looks like it fucking hurts.

Gaster: glares at WDG. He has to hold himself back.

Nado: ((brb

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Hellaton: -cowers from the sound.-

WDG: so again

WDG: how are you?

MettatonSEX: is holding himself back. "I'm. Fine."

MettatonSEX: Now let her go.

WDG: Good

WDG: not yet

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: . . .[/font][/color]

WDG: need to make sure you actually know how to be nice

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is just staring, appalled.-[/font][/color]

Frisk: ((WGD is an asshat))

WDG: -holds out his hand0

MettatonSEX: I do, to those who deserve it.

Gaster: would be gritting his teeth if he had any.

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WDG: oh back talk

WDG: thats a no no

MettatonSEX: you do you just have them hidden

Gaster: oh right

MettatonSEX: I'm stating a fact.

MettatonSEX: takes WDG's hand.

Gaster: well there they are. Sharp and pointy. This man is like Toothless .

WDG: more back talk

Frisk: ((Metta breaks it))

WDG: -lets go of Metta-

WDG: lets start from the beginning

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -out of curiosity, she opens the door to the back room.-[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...?[/font][/color]

Nado: . . . . . . .

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...Nothing here.[/font][/color]

WDG: oh and break the other hand

Frisk: ((Metta: I'LL BREAK YOUR HAND LIKE HOW YOU BROKE FRISK'S HAND))

MettatonSEX: .....

MettatonSEX: Don't.

Gaster: Please, don't.

MettatonSEX: I'll do as you say, just don't hurt her.

WDG: -the man pulls out a knife and just stabs her other hand

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -goes back to her box.-[/font][/color]

Frisk: * #morescreaming

WDG: I said break, not stab

Frisk: * Her hand is bleeding.

Nado: puts her mask on

Gaster: ... Have him bandage it, please.

Frisk: * She's actually crying at this point. Looks like your average drama TV show.

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: {{Even though I just met her... I feel inclined to help.}}[/font][/color]

WDG: oh well, gets the point across

Hellaton: -can't watch this. He looks away, shaking. This is bringing up memories probably.

WDG: so now

WDG: lets start from the top

MettatonSEX: Please, have him bandage her hand.

WDG: Hello I'm WDG

WDG: How are you

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...[/font][/color]

Nado: stares

Gaster: I'm a nervous wreck, since you've kidnapped my daughter!

MettatonSEX: I'm fine, how about you.

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -leaves-[/font][/color]

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WDG: I'm good

WDG: -holds out his hand

MettatonSEX: is lying through his speaker. Thank you acting skills.

Gaster: takes it.

WDG: -shakes Gasters hand

WDG: -holds out towards Metta

MettatonSEX: takes WDG's hand, giving a firm shake.-

WDG: Lovely weather today isn't it?

Gaster: ((guys check out this picture i took: https://66.media.tumblr.com/e5992515f209599834a6ec3102efdad1/tumblr_o78s4jXe7d1uggan1o2_540.jpg

Gaster: mumbles, "We're underground."

Frisk: ((wooooow

MettatonSEX: By the way, forgot to mention, I'm Mettaton. And yes. Very.... moon-like.

Nado: no you're fucking not

Nado: you're on the goddamn moon

Frisk: * yeaaaaah gaster

MettatonSEX: ((pretty

Gaster: WELL THE GENERAL ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IN THE BAR IS "WE'RE UNDERGROUND, DIPSHIT"

WDG: How are the kids doing?

Gaster: Two are fine. One's been kidnapped.

WDG: oh dear thats not good

Nado: inb4 oh, all of them have been kidnapped

MettatonSEX: Two are-- actually, not going to say that.

MettatonSEX: Yes, it's terrible.

MettatonSEX: If only someone would set our adoptive daughter free.

WDG: well I hope you can find her

Gaster: We'd very much like her back.

MettatonSEX: Would you happen to have any idea on where she might be?

Gaster: ((this is becoming a sass off

WDG: -stops acting- Well not how normal conversations go

Nado: has a hand on her sword, just in case

MettatonSEX: Well, no, they're not.

WDG: I was hoping for something more civil, but its okay

WDG: well that finishes our lesson

WDG: but before I go

Frisk: ((WDG: Rip all of her dildos apart))

Frisk: ((Metta: NO

Frisk: ((Metta: NOT THE DILDOS))

WDG: I have to do the whole evil bad guy monolgue thing

MettatonSEX: ((metta would buy her new ones

Frisk: ((yes

Gaster: groans.

Gaster: ((Metta would buy his own daughter some dildos.

WDG: actually

WDG: get on your knees and beg for her life

MettatonSEX: ...

Nado: ...

Gaster: Wow, you're into some really kinky shit, aren't you?

Titania: Titania scoffs off at the couch.

Titania: "Idiot."

WDG: Hey I can just have her killed if thats what you want

MettatonSEX: gets on his knees. Usually he does this for his husband.

Frisk: ((kinky))

Gaster: gets on his knees, glaring.

Titania: Titania is the type of person that, under no circumstances, will give into a hostage situation. If she was in MTT or Gaster's place Frisk would likely be dead.

Nado: unsheathes her sword, polishing it while staring at the confrontation

WDG: -pulls out a camera and records them

MettatonSEX: Please, don't hurt her any more. Frisk is such an important person, you can't hurt her.

Gaster: cares about his daughter and wants her safe.

Gaster: please, let our daughter go.

WDG: come on let me see the water works

Hellaton: -looks away-

Frisk: ((what the hell))

WDG: I wanna this to be oscar worthy

Gaster: ... You're getting off on this, aren't you?

Frisk: ((he's probably moaning on the inside))

MettatonSEX: goes EX, allowing his tears to flow. "Just give her back."

WDG: ssshshsshshhss Gastily

Gaster: just glares at WDG. "Give. My. Daughter. Back."

MettatonSEX: ...Let her go, never use that terrible nickname again, and just let us have our daughter back.

WDG: whats the magic word?

Gaster: Please.

MettatonSEX: is bringing the fake tears.

MettatonSEX: ABRACADABRA

Nado: ...

Frisk: ABACADABRA, ALAKAZAM!

WDG: -claps- well colour me impressed

Hellaton: -has slowly become more enraged-

WDG: didn't think you could swallow that pride and ego of yours Metta

WDG: but here you are

WDG: completely proving me wrong

MettatonSEX: Just give her back.

WDG: BOY and does it feel good

WDG: oh sure thing

Nado: The box.

Frisk: * lol the box is fine

WDG: and the next time I expect the same kind of greeting

MettatonSEX: [sub]Yeah, yeah, get off to this later, shitwad.[/sub]

Nado: doesn't know that you dipshit

Frisk: * just saying

WDG: Oh oh.....

MettatonSEX: Fine.

WDG: thats not good

MettatonSEX: Oh, no, that wasn't to you.

WDG: I'll see you around,.........-heads out--..........kill her

Nado: stands up

MettatonSEX: That was-- NO

Frisk: * lolrip

Gaster: stands up immediately. "NO!"

Hellaton: -grabs WDG by the neck- NO

WDG: -the man pluges the knife into her chest-

Titania: Titania just chuckles. "Really? Kill her? You'll kill your only bargaining chip for some fun?"

Frisk: * ded

Gaster: FRISK!

Nado: ...........

WDG: -phases throguh hella an is gone-

: Yazan [WDG] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

MettatonSEX: collapses, crying for real.

Frisk: * lololololololololololololololololol

Titania: "Congratulations, he now doesn't have anything to stop anyone from hunting him down."

Frisk: * this is rich

Titania: Titania isn't phazed.

Frisk: * and is hilarious

Gaster: runs to his husband. "He... no..."

Hellaton: Howwwww DARE HE

Gaster: THAT ASSHOLE

Nado: walks up to the TV, turning it off

Gaster: I'LL MAKE HIM PAY!

Hellaton: HHHHE HURT NONONOT ONLY FRISK, BUBUBUT YOU TWO.

Nado: Where is it.