Frisk: ((

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kill them kill them kill them..."

: Starting to break, another bot scoops her up, flying away

: AD is enraged!

Lua: runs over to Onna, considering her father is in the battle. He then sees her flown away.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -You're damn right.-

Lua: is cursing under his breath right now.

Frisk: * She looks for other useful things in the house.

Ant: walks in and sits down at the couch

Hellaton: doesnt look

: AD uses a fireball, getting a crit!

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's crying, but pissed crying.-

: btw Ant the bar is on the moon now

Ant: (( why tho ))

: It defeats tail bot 2

Jäger Leyline: fires at the the bot flying away with onna

MettatonSEX: ...Good job.

: It's already long gone

MettatonSEX: ........

: Hella attacks bot 3

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where did they take her!"

: It does 50

Lua: knew he should have stood by Onna during the battle.

Hellaton: THERE WERE THREE WTF

Ant: "Hi everyone"

Ant: looks out the window

: Another one showed up, you know, the one that just killed Onna

Hellaton: oh

: Her broken glass is on the ground, quite a lot of it

MettatonSEX: -normal attack-

Ant: "Is...there any particular reason why the bar is on the moon?"

Gaster: ((we're gonna have to fight onna are we

: The robot couldn't have gotten away with much

Hellaton: keeps normal attack

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He uses a normal attack on it.-

Grillby: "............. Moon bullshit."

Lua: "No, the bar just wanted to be on the moon."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -In character a fireball would be used but I'm actually gonna play the strategy.-

: ((Hehehe

: ((I have a plan

Frisk: ((also frisk is looking for more items

Frisk: ((in the house

Ant: shrugs. "K."

: MTT uses a normal attack, critting!

: Frisk finds some robot perfume!

Ant: "Are robots trying to kill us right now?"

: ((Fucking Christ))

Gaster: OH, nice!

Frisk: "Ooh!"

Lua: "Try to guess"

: 150 damage

: ((MTT with the crust))

: ((FUCK))

Frisk: "I wonder if it does anything."

Ant: "Yes?"

: ((Crits*))

Frisk: * She sprays a tiny bit on her space suit.

Gaster: Whoa, whoa, don't waste it!

MettatonSEX: Nice.

: Frisk used the perfume!

Frisk: "No, I'm not using much--"

Hellaton: Ggooood job.

Lua: "You win one answer. Yes"

: She regains full SP

: jk

: Smells like bot

Frisk: * YOU FUCK

Lua: (( the perfume explodes. ))

: AD uses a normal attack

Frisk: * did she actually use all of it

: No

Frisk: * GOOD

: It crits

: 105

Frisk: "I didn't use much."

Gaster: sniffs. "Huh. Very... metallic."

Ant: takes out their White Gibson Explorer and begins playing Enter the Sandman

Frisk: "Indeed."

Ant: "I learned a new song."

: You got a perfume and a music box

Frisk: "I bet the other bots might like it?"

Frisk: "That we fight?"

Frisk: "I dunno."

Hellaton: ((you mean enter sandman? by metallica?

: Hella attacks

Frisk: * She puts the perfume away.

Gaster: They might.

: Dealing OK WHAT THE FUCK

: DEALING 150 WITH ANOTHER CRIT

Ant: (( yes. one of the other first songs that begging guitarist learn ))

: ((HOLY FUCK MV))

Hellaton: ((nice

Frisk: "After all, you can't really see my face through this helmet."

Ant: (( *beginning not begging ))

: ((Are you using weighted dice))

: Nado slices, finishing it off

Frisk: "If I smell and look like a bot, I might blend in?"

: ((On a website))

Ant: (( also guitarists plural ))

Gaster: ((DAN METTATONS

: ((That doesn't use dice))

Gaster: ((BACK AT IT AGAIN

Gaster: ((WITH THE CRITS

: YOU WON

: You gained 10 EXP

Lua: (( Gee Gaster, back with the misspells. ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Lolbye, he's heading in the direction where Onna was taken, quickly.-

: -I keep critting. Here, when Gaston rekt Discord, Pokémon...-

Frisk: "Let's get back to the others."

Frisk: * She walks back outside and regroups.

: That robot is looooong gone

: AD can't even see where it went

Hellaton: ...

Ant: stops playing

Gaster: heads out. "Where's Onna?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stops himself, collapsing onto the ground a bit away from the group.-

Frisk: "Yeah, did she.."

MettatonSEX: Stabbed.

Frisk: "Oh no."

: Corrin watches

Gaster: places a hand over his mouth. "Oh no...."

The Arena: SPEAKING OF POKEMON.

Lua: blames himself for not watching the child during the battle.

The Arena: We're gonna be doing more of that now that my internet works.

Jäger Leyline: goes to help AD

The Arena: Hope you remembered a bit of those sets you got in that hackmons cup battle.

Lua: still hasn't gotten his set,

Gaster: ((i don't remember at all

Gaster: ((there was a diance

Hellaton: ((i wrote some down

Asriel_Dreemurr: -By the way Asriel has magical fire that doesn't require oxygen to burn.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's crying.-

Ant: ((wait whats happening?))

The Arena: Really the only important one you need in the Kirlia.

: ((Moon fight

Hellaton: ((i made a few up tho-- oh, i didnt know kirlias

Hellaton: ((i wrote down mine

The Arena: ((I believe I do remember it))

The Arena: ((But what I don't remember I can...organize to be a bit more fair))

Jäger Leyline: AD come on

: Corrin: Very.. interesting

Ant: (( but what's the pokemon thing tho ))

Jäger Leyline: its not safe here

The Arena: ((I've set up simulated pokemon battles using a website))

The Arena: ((And use them for things involving Titania/Florinia/Other reborn characters))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stands up. Besides the tears, you can see that he's fucking pissed.-

Lua: "Do you only have one line programmed into you at this point?"

Gaster: stares up at Corrin.

Jäger Leyline: hou should head home

Frisk: ((AD'S FUCKING PISSED))

: Corrin: You could very well defeat Yalda

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Normally, as he did last time, he'd fold, and leave while he hasn't lost everything, but he's fucking pissed.-

Frisk: * She looks up at Corrin.

Frisk: "Did you have anything to do with Onna being taken?"

Ant: just tries their best to follow along with what's happening

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ill kill them..."

: Corrin: Hm?

Hellaton: ....

: Corrin: Ah, the bots must have done that on their own

Hellaton: ...

: Corrin: They need one more vessel, afterall..

Hellaton: Whhhat.

Frisk: "What are they going to do?"

: Corrin: You could finish this, I'm very impressed at your skills

: Corrin lowers himself to the ground

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He may be pissed but he also looks unstable, and probably should be fighting.-

: Shouldn't*

: Corrin: I wonder how much time we have before he reawakens

: Moose? Probably. [Janus] joined chat.

: Corrin: But, enough

Jäger Leyline: AD regain control

Janus: ((Hey everyone

MettatonSEX: ...Can we get on with it?

Lua: thinks for a moment

: Corrin: I need to test you, one last time

Frisk: ((hi

: ((Ayy

Gaster: ((hey moose

Hellaton: ((hi anus

Gaster: ((we're doing the moon

Janus: ((So I tried playing Kerbal Space Program

Janus: ((I tried to make my ship orbit the earth

: Corrin stands in front of you

Janus: ((it is now only orbiting the sun

: Who will fight?

Hellaton: no

MettatonSEX: -no-

Janus: ((They are ninety million kilometers away from where they should be))

Jäger Leyline: will fight

: Actually, anyone can fight

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't fight.-

Frisk: * she will fight

Ant: "...I know I just showed up...in the middle of an adventure apparently...but uh...should I help somehow?"

Janus: ((Bill: "Why don't you ask the locals for directions" Bob: "Fuck you., Bill"))

Hellaton: and Metta will not fight

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's not angry anymore just sad and wants to take a nap.-

Hellaton: ((lol

Lua: wields his sword. "Seems like we don't have much of a choice."

The Arena: ((Nice.))

Ant: will probably fight even though they still don't quite know what's going on

: Excuse me why are we not having gaston in the fight

Frisk: "Eh, I'm gonna fight anyways."

: Ant doesn't have stats, go make some if you want him in

: ((Fuk u that's why))

Janus: ((At this point they've been in space for 3 years))

Gaster: ((this isn't the last fight of the night, right?

Hellaton: because we will fuse later

DamnDude: (( *Will assist in stat making. ))

: ((This is

Ant: (( I don't know what stats to make ))

: ((We're going to the base sunday

Gaster: ((oh

Hellaton: ((oh

Gaster: ((alright then

: ((Corrin is the boss tonight

Gaster: is in

MettatonSEX: ...Fine.

The Arena: ((I'm kinda planning to kick something off tonight while I have the chance))

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Frisk: * she's definitely in

Ant: (( If it the last fight of the night I'll just stay out of it and have time to make stats ))

The Arena: ((It'll be a kind of one-v-one thing, but others can join in on it))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's already starting his walk back to the bar.-

Jäger Leyline: come on already

: Frisk, Metta, Gaster, and Lua enter battle

The Arena: ((Using my functioning internet to truly work out my pokemons))

: And Jager

: High Priest Laharl [The Arena] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].

Jäger Leyline: (het jager was in

: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: (nm

: Moose? Probably. [Janus] joined chat.

Titania: Titania is in the bar, seemingly scratching somethng off lists. "Ugh, mutants...idiots."

Lua: (( ant, I added the template for you under the characters.

Gaster: ((also, i figured i'd let you guys know - once slarv's quest to fuck the moon (tm) is done, I'm planning on having something involving the gaston timeline

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Frisk: ((cool

: ((mfw people still think the quest ends with the moon

: ((:)

Gaster: ((...o

Janus: ((Oh shit

Frisk: ((o

MettatonSEX: ((it better not be destroying our kids, chime

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He arrives in the bar, making sure the airlock is right before entering, and then he walks in, and takes off his mask.-

Ominous Spirit: Don't look up.

Jäger Leyline: ((ive been trying to run my own quests byt not enough time

Gaster: ((kiddos won't get destroyed

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He immediately flops onto the couch.-

Chime: ((well shit now I GOTTA

Chime: ((look up that is

: Corrin rips Jager's head off!

Frisk: * RIP

: Jager is KOed

Gaster: WHAT

Jäger Leyline: (what?

Lua: "What?!"

: But he didn't tho

Frisk: "What."

: It's just a move

Gaster: looks to Metta. "We fuse."

Jäger Leyline: ((no thats BS and stupid slarv

Lua: "Hey Gaster, I have a question"

: ((Okay then Corrin isn't fucking around god damn))

Gaster: pauses. "Yes?"

Frisk: * She nods to Gaster and Metta. "Yeah, fusing is a good option."

: He has a OHKO I was just having a bit of fun

Lua: "You know how I can copy moves"

MettatonSEX: fuse

Titania: She crosses another name off the list. "Well, the Kirlia is taken care of I guess? Now I just need to find that robot that seemed to like those freaks. Maybe he could take these things off our hands..."

Jäger Leyline: ((before I get to do anythinh?

Gaster: ... Yes?

Gaster: holds out his hands. Pause the fusion.

MettatonSEX: ...

: ((RNG decides his moves

: ((And who he attacks

Lua: "Now, would you be opposed to a crazy idea i had?"

Gaster: ... You want to try fusion.

MettatonSEX: What is it?

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Oh.

MettatonSEX: ......

: Moose? Probably.'s connection timed out.

Gaster: looks to Mettaton. "Would you be opposed to me fusing with him?"

MettatonSEX: You'll feel very weird doing it you know.

MettatonSEX: I wouldn't.

: ((He rolled an OHKO on Jager

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks to Titania.-

Gaster: Alright.

Frisk: ((Metta: He's not as sexy as me.))

: What does Gaster do

Lua: "Alright, just wanted to check the possibility, I had a plan B anyways."

Ant: (( you made my class wonderwall? ))

Gaster: decides to use a normal attack this round.

Gaster: We can fuse.

: Gaster uses a normal attack

Jäger Leyline: ((im fine with ohko but immeditaley?

MettatonSEX: fuck it, he uses Bullet Heel.

Gaster: But, we'll share thougts and feelings. Are you certain?

: It does 48

Frisk: * She uses Lucky Star on Metta!

Gaster: Also we're going to have to dance.

: What does Lua do?

Lua: thinks for a moment, and scans Gaster.

: Jager is still in, just KOed

: btw

: Lua scans

MettatonSEX: is blessed with Lucky Star. Kagami, eat your heart out.

Lua: "This should be.. interesting"

: MTT uses bullet heel

Gaster: Yes. Very, very interesting.

Titania: ((Already making the teams for this. hehehehe))

Frisk: * Frisk has blessed both of her parents today with Lucky Star.

Frisk: * 10/10

Titania: ((Shade literally has a fakemon))

: It does 400

: Frisk uses Lucky Star!

: MTT is Lucked up!

Ant: (( I don't really have a sense of scale for these stats. I don't wanna make ant OP because they're kind of a bitch ))

Gaster: ((MORTIS GHOST IS DOING COMMISIONS

Lua: (( Slar and I can balance. ))

Gaster: ((I REPEAT, MORTIS GHOST IS DOING COMMICIONS

Ant: (( I have no idea what that means ))

: Corrin cruelly slashes into Gaster, dealing 400 - DEF

Gaster: ((the guy who made OFF

Frisk: ((NICE

Lua: (( damn ))

Ant: (( oh ))

MettatonSEX: GASTER

: ((He's selling art, that you ask for))

Gaster: Aaagh!

MettatonSEX: is upsetti

: ((But you get to choose what it is))

Hellaton: Gggaster no!

: What does Gaster do?

Frisk: "Papa!"

: Keep in mind you have items and shit

Ant: (( What is SP and what is LCK ))

Gaster: looks to Lua. "ARe you ready?"

Lua: "Alright, let's try this."

Ant: (( I don't rpg good ))

: ((SP is special moves, Luck is Crit chance

Gaster: initiates Masenko Ha with Lua.

Lua: copies the Masenko Ha with Gaster.

Ant: (( oh luck. My brain saw LCK and thought 'lock' and then refused to think any further ))

Gaster: ((The fusion's name is Luster.

Frisk: ((yes

Gaster: ((i guess you can say your brain

Gaster: ((LOCKED UP

Frisk: ((AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

MettatonSEX: ((omg

: They are fused

Lua: (( The key to success is to open your mind, Ant. ))

Ant: (( Memory is the key ))

MettatonSEX: ...You don't look as grotesque as I imagined.

Lua: does the dance with Gaster, as best as he can.

: What does MTT do?

MettatonSEX: Bullet Heel

Gaster: \Hello, Lua.\

: That he does

Hellaton: .....

: Mythbusters [Haline] joined chat.

Haline: (( I was asked to give someone shoes ))

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Frisk: ((hi

: WITH

: FUCK

Haline: (( I went home, and spent about an hour making shoes out of paper and cardboard ))

: A

Lua: \Alright, this actually worked. I thought I was eeither going to fail or not be alive.\

: FUCK

: NOTHER

: FUCK

: CRIT

: DEALING 1200 DAMAGE

Ant: (( yo ))

Frisk: * Thank Frisk for that crit.

Gaster: \Right - OH MY GOD METTA CRITTED AGAIN\

MettatonSEX: ((heh

Gaster: YEAH, GOOD JOB!

Frisk: * She gives a thumbs up to Metta.

MettatonSEX: poses.

Haline: (( And also I gave a guy a bloody nose today and warped his glasses' frames ))

Haline: (( He started to spit the blood on me ))

MettatonSEX: Hell yeah.

Haline: (( So there I was covered in blood ))

Lua: \I'm beginning to think you made the luckiest choice 10 years back\

Hellaton: Woooow!

: What does Frisk do?

Ant: (( Metal. ))

MettatonSEX: ((DD I BUST INTO LAUGHTER AT THAT PUN

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: FRICK

: WHAT DO YOU DO

Gaster: \Yeah, I did.\

Frisk: * she uses...

: Mythbusters [Haline] is now certified converse trash [Haline].

Gaster: is holding some thoughts back.

Frisk: * ANOTHER LUCKY STAR ON METTA

: THAT SHE DOES

Frisk: * WE'RE GONNA GET SOME CRITS IN

: ((heya

Gaster: \I sure got lucky with Metta, huh?\

: Corrin rolls his OKHO again wowee

Haline: (( problem with converse: everyone fucking wears them ))

Gaster: -ohko more like oh no-

: He rips Metta's throat open

: ((...what happened...? A bloody nose...?))

Gaster: METTATON!

Lua: \Wait... that doesn't look good.\

: Metta is KOed

MettatonSEX: falls

Frisk: "DAD!"

Hellaton: METTATON NNNNO

Lua: curse words are going through his mind.

Gaster: -Nothing like Gaston comes into effect-

: BY THE WAY YOU HAVE ITEMS AND SHIT

: IF YOU WANNA REVIVE ANYONE

Haline: (( I punched a guy, gave him a bloody nose, he started to spit blood on me, covered in blood and thankfully converse were not stained with blood ))

: LIKE THE GUY WHOSE BEEN KOED SINCE TURN 1

Hellaton: REREREREVIVE HIM

Gaster: \what should i do what should i do\

: ((what

Frisk: ((Nobody gives a shit about Jäger))

Haline: (( I forgot how it escalated to that even happening ))

: What does Gastua do?

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton is more important in everyone elses minds

Gaster: glances between Mettaton and Jager.

: ((...i was just about to ask

Gaster: -fuck you the name's luster-

Hellaton: -holds himself. He'd cry if he could.-

Haline: (( Lolno what really matters if my fuckin converse got stained with blood ))

Lua: (( Luster makes sense because it also fit's Lua's real name, Luke ))

Ant: (( I've been mad enough to punch people but I never actually did it because the people I was mad at where always like twice my size. ))

Ant: (( *were ))

MettatonSEX: ((ive done it

: THE FUCK DOES HE DO

Haline: (( The guy I punched was taller than me by a good amount ))

Lua: \How about we revive Metta, and then he can revive Jager\

Ant: (( Yeah I would've noped out in that situation. ))

Gaster: \yeah\

MettatonSEX: ok

Gaster: revives Mettaton.

: You used a tissue, MTT is revived

MettatonSEX: revivs Jager as soon as he can

MettatonSEX: Thanks darling! And Lua.

: MTT revives Jager with a tissue

Hellaton: Ohhhh good

Gaster: -D-D-D-DOUBLE REVIVE COMBO!-

: Bio [ ] disconnected.

: You're out of tissues

: What does Frisk do?

Gaster: -that's okay we can get more from ad's crying-

: HAH

Lua: \Also, I know I'm the one with the crazy ideas here, but should we scan someone else so we have more access to moves and such, or just stick with your moves?\

MettatonSEX: Bullet Heels next turn

: Frisk.

Gaster: \Sure, let's go with that.\

: If you're AFK you're taking joy

Frisk: * I'm right about to type.

Frisk: * You fuck.

: k bby

Titania: ((First three fight teams are finished))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Frisk: * Frisk uses Lucky Star on Luster.

: That she does

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

: Rip jager

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: Corrin: You know, we found an interesting item on this one

Jäger Leyline: counters

Titania: ((Whoever steps into the fun battles is in for a hell of a ride))

: Corrin: He seemed to love them, but they can't be good for him

Lua: (( OH GOD ))

: Corrin: So I'll take this opportunity to test their military possibilities

Titania: ((We've got the team who's entire gimmick is exploding. The team with only one extremely powerful pokemon, and the team thate is literally three fakemon))

MettatonSEX: ...You found Joy, you nasty cunt.

: Corrin injects Frisk with joy!

Lua: \I do not like where this is headed\

: Frisk is Joyed!

MettatonSEX: Fuck.

Frisk: ((omf))

: Corrin: Hmm...

MettatonSEX: Frisk, darling, no...

: Corrin: Interesting

Gaster: FRISK!

Lua: \I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADED AT ALL\

Hellaton: .....

Frisk: ".."

Gaster: \SHIT\

Ant: (( How are Ant's stats? ))

Gaster: \OKAY NEVER MIND LET'S PUNCH THIS ASSHOLE\

Frisk: ((wooooooooow))

Gaster: \OR SOMETHING\

: ((Thank rngesus

Frisk: ((-thumbs up-))

MettatonSEX: uses Bullet Heel

: ((For joying the one character with no attacks

: ((Top zozzle

: Jager counters

Lua: \Alright, let's go with the quicker solution\

: What does Gastua do

Frisk: * She remains silent.

: certified converse trash [Haline] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((LUSTER

Gaster: \Blaster.\

Frisk: * Also, it's Luster

Frisk: * You piece of shit

: They blast off!

: No crit ;_;

: But 664 damage

Gaster: \Not bad.\

: MTT uses Bullet Heel

Lua: \I still got to get used to aiming with this, but I almost got it.\

: It does 1200, I don't even need to say it critted anymore do I

Gaster: \They do a lot of the aiming by themselves.\

MettatonSEX: nah

Titania: ((Also.))

Lua: \Fair Point\

Titania: ((All of these battles are triples so far))

Titania: ((With the exception of Aya and Cain, who are doubles.))

: What does Frips do

Gaster: ((meanwhile i'm over here planning for optional gaston timeline fights

Frisk:

Gaster: ((you can beat up a bunch of shitty NEETs for no reason

Frisk: * She's not a chip brand, dumbass.

Frisk: * lolno ilu

: ((Oh are you talking about that guy

: ((Katamari or somthing?

Titania: ((Kek))

Gaster: ((karamatsu and his brothers, yeah

Titania: ((Also, theres optional fights along this))

: ((K

Frisk: * She actually uses a regular attack.

MettatonSEX: ((cabaret

: Frisk is joyed!

: Her attack is 30!

: She crits!

: It does 90

Titania: ((Where you have the options to fight Fern, who is an easy win. Cain, who will ruin you))

Titania: ((And Decibel, who is the Player Character and has my team from my playthrough of the game))

: Corrin: Hm.. no military use

: Corrin: Noted

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Lua: (( also, I forgot to tell you guys, I'm making Fire Emblem for my Java class. ))

MettatonSEX: ((nice

Titania: ((So far Decibel is the only character that fights in Singles))

Lua: (( if I stop talking, it's because my group member is messaging me. ))

: Corrin uses Dragon Fang on Jager!

: It's countered!

Titania: ((And xir Mono-Dark team is slightly murderour))

: Corrin takes 720 damage

Frisk: ((What's good about Frisk being joyed is that it would technically trick Corrin into thinking it's not good for combat when it can literally OHKO somebody when used properly))

MettatonSEX: ((*ike counter voice*

MettatonSEX: ((nice

Titania: ((If you ignore Decibel for the RP, and don't fight xem, you'll eventually be forced to fight them later))

: Corrin's head snaps back

Gaster: \Say, Lua... do you want to try bone magic?\

: Corrin looks dissheveled

: Corrin: Ah.. there he is

Titania: ((Except they'll be down a team member as their being forced to fight you, with their starter being held hostage))

MettatonSEX: ((huh

Lua: \Let's try it\

Jeska or Jukon: -walks into the bar

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's asleep.-

: ((Xem?

Titania: ((Meaning you won't have to deal with the bullshit greninja, but you'll lose out on certain bonuses you get from fighting Decibel))

Ant: (( I gtg ))

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

: ((Is that intentional or...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -But there's a wet spot under his face where he fall asleep.-

MettatonSEX: ((bye

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

: ((Cya

MettatonSEX: ((yeah it is

Titania: ((Decibel as a player character is canonically non-binary, and as such the entire game uses Ameythyst's terminology to refer to xem))

Jeska or Jukon: AD

: ((Jager is still in the fight u dumb

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't budge.-

: ((I thought it was them

Titania: ((Amethyst uses both in equal measure))

Titania: ((So it's confusing))

: ((I play as Decibel so

: ((Imma just say them

MettatonSEX: ((they/them is only one set of nonbinary pronouns

Titania: ((Fun thing:))

Jeska or Jukon: ((waiting for his turn dumbass

: ((Yeah I know, I just thought it was the only one used in game

Titania: ((Later on, Adrienn, the non-binary fairy person that kicks ass is questioned about their gender by Cain.))

: ((Fanta have you forgotten that most everyone else uses character commands))

Jäger Leyline: counters whenever

Titania: ((If you chose one of the male or female options, Adrienn will teach Cain the proper terminology and such))

: ((Shut your stupid elitist face

: It was his turn

: He counters

Titania: ((BUT If you chose Ari or Decibel, the NB options, Adrienn will be surprised that Cain already knows the pronouns))

Titania: ((Fun little details))

Jeska or Jukon: ((you never said it was his turn

MettatonSEX: ((nice

: Sry, forgot to say it

: What does gastua do

Jeska or Jukon: (u dumb

Titania: ((In-game with a male/female character: 'Oh, so I just use those pronouns? Thanks!~" - Cain))

MettatonSEX: ((ITS LUSTER

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is deeply sleeping./

Lua: \Alright, I'm ready to try Bone Magic\

Jeska or Jukon: shakes him

MettatonSEX: ((nice

Jeska or Jukon: AD

Gaster: takes Corrin to the bone zone.

Titania: ((With NB: "Oh, so I just use Xem/Xey/Xe/etc? Thanks! You're like Decibel, which makes sense, you're both really cute~"))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slowly wakes up, unhappy.-

MettatonSEX: ((nice

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Gaster takes them to the bone zone

Jeska or Jukon: whats wrong?

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "T-They... She got hurt, that took her..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I couldn't stop it, I couldn't..."

: It does 338

Titania: ((Ame is nothing if not dedicated as fuck))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He cries more now.-

: ((I'm listening to bible songs

Lua: \Alright, I have a feeling luck just isn't on our side today\

Jeska or Jukon: is she....dead?

: What does MTT do

MettatonSEX: will keep bullet heeling

Titania: ((It's clear to note that this game originally didn't have the NB options. And Ame had to do a shitton of patchwork))

: AD did leave behind a big pile of broken glass

Gaster: \Huh... Let's scan Metta next turn.\

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Through his sobs, he said he doesn't know.-

Lua: \Smart idea\

Titania: ((For example, you spectate a battle, and the rows are divided in boys on one side girls on the other.))

: ((Should I have searched this pile of glass or something))

: Another 1200

Jeska or Jukon: hugs him tightly

Frisk: ((Lua scans Metta))

: If you wanted her dead body, sure

Titania: ((If you chose NB, they just let you pick whichever side you want. Or you get shuddered into a referree position.))

Frisk: (("-The Legendary Dildomaster-"))

: ((Okay))

: Or, some of it

: ((Yeah, I don't want a bunch of fucking glass))

: Rip

MettatonSEX: ((brb, just bullet heel if im not back

: ((It'll stab me in the leg in my pockets))

: Pussy

: What does Frisk do?

Frisk: * Another normal attack.

: ((Slarvath, why don't you shatter a bottle on a table, then walk around all day with the shard in your pocket))

: ((Shards*))

: Inb4 Laharl eats Onna

: She attacks, dealing 90

Frisk: ((He would))

Jeska or Jukon: ....AD..... I here..its okay

Frisk: ((He's that addicted to glass))

Jeska or Jukon: Im*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, no it's not... I... I gave up, I..."

: ((Wait the glass is Onna))

Lua: \So, do you have any idea how much SP we have left?\

Jeska or Jukon: come on...lets go find her

: In Onna's world people break like glass when they die

Gaster: \...No.\

: This has been established you fucking clod

: ((Oh so she died))

: ((Fuck))

: ((Can I go save her from hell again))

: No, she'll come into play

: Bio [ ] joined chat.

: ((Fuck))

: -AD, We'll save your daughta lata-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I-I'm sorry..."

Gaster: ((slarv, are you keeping track of Luster's sp? How much does he have left?

: 19

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I ca- I think she died..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's my fault..."

: ((heya

Lua: \That's lower than I'd like it to be\

: Corrin uses Dragon Fang on Metta

Jeska or Jukon: sighs and sits down

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is loafing around in the moonbar-[/font][/color]

MettatonSEX: Ok bitch

: It does 600 - DEF

Jeska or Jukon: pulls AD to her

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -hangs upside-down off of the bar.-[/font][/color]

Gaster: \Frisk picked up perfume earlier, let's use that.\

: What does jager do

MettatonSEX: keeps bullet heeling

Frisk: ((Jukon: listen, i bought the goat milk))

Jäger Leyline: fire caster

: Jager fires

Lua: \Smart idea\

Lua: \Wait, let me get in a scan first

Gaster: \Oh, right! Sorry.\

: It does 280

: Lua scans Metta

Jeska or Jukon: is holding AD tightly

Titania: Titania, still at the bar, finally finishes writing. 'Give a starter to the newbie, maybe let them keep one if they got one already, and send them through the gym challenge. It's the only way we'll be able to keep these mutants alive, so lets try it.'

Azalea: -She walks in.-

: You now don't have enough SP to bullet heel

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's just crying.-

Jeska or Jukon: ...hey kid

MettatonSEX: fuck

Azalea: "...What's wrong?"

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -if you could see her, she is very, [i]very[/i] thin. Unhealthily.-[/font][/color]

MettatonSEX: then normal

: No, Gastua doesn't

: MTT still can I think

MettatonSEX: oh ok

Frisk: ((Slarvath.))

Frisk: ((It's.))

: NOPE

Frisk: ((Luster.))

Frisk: ((Not.))

Frisk: ((Gastua.))

Frisk: ((You.))

Frisk: ((Everlasting.))

: MTT nermal attacks

Frisk: ((Fuck.))

Jeska or Jukon: we just lost Onna

: ((How does Mi get thin, when she literally does nothing all day))

Titania: 'We just gotta make sure they only grab the wild mutants. Especially after that idiot Joulia released them all over the region.'

: ((Oh wait))

: ((She is too lazy to eat isn't she))

: 150

Titania: ((Anyway, i'm basically going to be putting people through a gym challenge where they can only use 'Mutant' pokemon))

: ((she never gets exercise

Azalea: "...Oh, oh my god..."

Azalea: "I'm so sorry..."

: ((Yeah))

: What does Frips do

Jeska or Jukon: ....yeah

: ((Usually excersise helps lose weight, or gain muscle))

: ((Why am I listening to the wheels on the bus

Frisk:

Frisk: * ANOTHA ONE

Jeska or Jukon: (jukon: ehh I never liked her anywayz

: Anotha one

: ((Is she's really thin, it's most likely due to not eating))

: ((all the Manifests have some sort of flaw

Azalea: -She sits by them.-

: ((Welp))

: Corrin snaps Frisk's neck

: ((Nicholas's void for a face is an example

Frisk: * wowie

: Frisk is KOed

Jeska or Jukon: you look....good....your 14 right?

MettatonSEX: FRISK

Frisk: * She falls to the ground, emotionless.

: ((To be fair I think being the literall embodiment of a manifest is a pretty big flaw in and of itself.))

Lua: \OK, that's harsh

Frisk: * RIP why do you have to torture Frisk Corrin

Azalea: "Yeah..."

: ((also a stealth brilliance thing: Mi is a cat person

: Corrin still hasn't used his OP as fuck move

Hellaton: -is passed out-

Azalea: -She smirks a bit.-

Frisk: * #savefrisk

: ((cats sleep 12-16 hours a [i]day[/i]

: What does Lugast do

Azalea: "You can't hit on fourteen year olds."

Lua: (( Corrin uses Pair Up! He has no living allies ))

Titania: ((Corrin Paired Up with the dead!))

Titania: ((Corrin sends you to hell!))

MettatonSEX: ((LUSTER

Gaster: \Perfume.\

Titania: ((*Paralyzes entire party*))

Lua: \Yep\

: Gaster + Lua uses perfume

Frisk: "..."

MettatonSEX: ((L U S T E R

Jeska or Jukon: heh Im not Jager

Frisk: ((L U S T E R

: ((...Wow, Slarvath.))

: What does MTT do

MettatonSEX: normal

Lua: \It's Showtime. Are you ready?\

Frisk: * Frisk doesn't exactly show any pain. She's just sitting there.

Gaster: \Definately.\

Frisk: * Pretty fuckin' KOd.

: MTT does 50, actually not getting a crit for once

Azalea: "...Anyways, what were you saying?

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is wearing a shirt with a cat on it.-[/font][/color]

MettatonSEX: wow

Gaster: \Tough as nails or Bullet heel?\

Lua: suddenly has Metal Crusher stuck in his thoughts. That is not what he meant by 'It's Showtime'

: ((Catception))

: Corrin finally gets to use his OP as shit move

: ((-The sound of a dead meme plays-))

Lua: \Bullet Heel\

Gaster: -oh shit-

Jeska or Jukon: .....sorry not paying attention

: Corrin uses Pair up!

Azalea: "To what?"

: ((Mi also has a [url=https://sdl-stickershop.line.naver.jp/products/0/0/1/1130254/LINEStorePC/main.png?__=20150924]nekopan[/url] plush toy she keeps with her))

: A bunch of people [] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ...

Lua: \Wait what?\

MettatonSEX: How.

Gaster: \With who?\

Jeska or Jukon: nothin nevermind

: ((Is that a cat))

: ((But ALSO BREAD))

: ((WHERE DO I BUY ONE))

Lua: (( Corrin is now paired up to Metta ))

MettatonSEX: ((its ur pet

MettatonSEX: ((noooo

Jeska or Jukon: ...notin the talkin mood Im afriad

: ((THIS IS GREAT))

Lua: \Seriously, what is he paired up to, I can't see it\

Jeska or Jukon: not in*

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks to Grillby- Ca-May I please have some chocolate milk?[/font][/color]

Azalea: "...Oh, okay. That's understandable, I'll let you two alone, sorry for your loss..."

Gaster: \Maybe it's invisible... I'm sorry, but we might have to scan that.\

Jeska or Jukon: see you aroubd kid

Lua: \Scanning the enemy still helps, so I don't mind\

Azalea: "See you."

Azalea: -She heads back to the Fanta residence.-

Loni Leyline: -is free

: Bio [ ] disconnected.

Azalea: -She actually heads to Loni's dorm.

: ((K I'm getting that fucking bread cat))

: ((It's adorable and I want it))

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

: A bunch of people [] joined chat.

Loni Leyline: sitting in her room doing sciene

Azalea: -She walks in.-

Loni Leyline: hhhhii Azale

: Corrin emits a green light

Azalea: "Hey, Loni."

Gaster: \... What.\

Azalea: "You busy?"

Lua: \What?\

MettatonSEX: ...Uh.

Loni Leyline: ...no

: MTT is now on Corrin's team, he can't think of anything but killing the opposition

: For 2 turns

Azalea: "Wanna talk or do something?"

Gaster: M-mettaton?

Loni Leyline: ssure

MettatonSEX: Nn-no, don't...

Gaster: \do not hit him DO NOT HIT HIM\

Azalea: "What would you like to do?"

MettatonSEX: D-don't make me do this

: What is Gaster's move?

Lua: \Wasn't thinking about him\

Loni Leyline: I..just...work on my projects

Gaster: \Bullet heel on Corrin.\

: Corrin: Such is the power of the Penumbra

Lua: \Scan Corrin\

MettatonSEX: wants to kill Corrin.

Azalea: "So you are busy?"

Loni Leyline: dont......really ...have fub

MettatonSEX: is forced to not though

Loni Leyline: ..no...Im free

Azalea: "We can go have fun, if you want to."

: Corrin has 4 moves, OHKO, Cruel Slash(400 damage), Pair Up, and Dragon Fang(600)

: Lua has scanned

Loni Leyline: ?....O...okay

MettatonSEX: holds back tears.

Azalea: "I'm sure that Fanta would be fine with having you over for today, maybe watch some TV."

Loni Leyline: ...okay

Gaster: \Huh, alright.\

: What does MTT do...

MettatonSEX: is forced into normal attacking Jager

Azalea: -She walks over, and reaches a hand to Loni.-

MettatonSEX: I'm sorry...

: MTT attacks Jager

Azalea: "Shall we?"

MettatonSEX: I can't control myself......

MettatonSEX: I... feel like someone else...

Loni Leyline: ((can I control the counter

MettatonSEX: robotic hiccup

MettatonSEX: ((i forgot he had counter up but eh

: Nope

Loni Leyline: is a bit afraid but takes it

: MTT is countered

Azalea: -She smiles more.-

Azalea: "Do you need anything?"

Lua: \Crap\

: 60 damage

Loni Leyline: ...medicine...bring some

MettatonSEX: ((did anyone notice that i used song lyrics

Gaster: \... that wasn't bad, actually\

Azalea: "Where is it, and how much?"

Lua: \Could have been worse\

Jäger Leyline: sorry metta

Loni Leyline: fridge

: Woops

MettatonSEX: It's alright...

: I forgot Jager's last turn

: Take that shit

Azalea: -She gets the meds.-

Loni Leyline: just one neesle

Azalea: -She returns, taking Lonis hand again.-

Loni Leyline: has a weak smile

: What does he do?

: A bunch of people [] disconnected.

Azalea: "I saw you with an Iv thing, you need that?"

Jäger Leyline: -counters

Lua: \If Pair Up works how I think it does, it might be more efficient to just scan Jager in case Corrin has Metta Block\

Loni Leyline: yes

Lua: \Which would be very bad\

Azalea: -She nods, leading Loni to the anydoor.-

Loni Leyline: its a pole. with wheels and an IV

: A bunch of people [] joined chat.

Gaster: \Y-yeah...\

: He counters

Frisk: * She's still just sitting there.

Azalea: "Will your brother be mad at me for bringing you somewhere without his permission?"

Loni Leyline: is hooked to her at all timea

Lua: \Also, more damage is fun\

MettatonSEX: can't hit Gaster unless it's either a small slap or consensual

Loni Leyline: I....dont know.....dont think...he will

Gaster: same

: Corrin flashes red again

Azalea: -She nods, and opens the anydoor to the Fanta residence.-

: Frisk is revived, and brought to his side

MettatonSEX: No...

Gaster: \NO\

Frisk: * ech

Lua: personally prefers to not piss off the person he's fused with.

Frisk: * She gets back up.

Lua: \...\

Lua: curse words fly through his thoughts.

Frisk: * Corrin revived a HEALING character.

Frisk: * 10/10

: What does Gastula do

MettatonSEX: FRISK YOURE ON MY SIDE USE YOUR HEALING SHIT ON ME

MettatonSEX: IT'S LUSTER

Gaster: \Scan.\

Azalea: -She leads Loni to the couch.-

Lua: (( I will not except Gastula. ))

Frisk: "..."

Lua: \Scan Jagar\

: Or frisky can be a real dick and heal Corrin

Frisk: "Okay."

Lua: (( also accept holy fuck I'm tired ))

: Lua scans Jager

MettatonSEX: THANK YOU

Loni Leyline: ...that...hurts....

Frisk: * She doesn't respond.

Lua: "Mind if I borrow some things again?"

: What does MTT do

Azalea: "What does?"

Loni Leyline: lets out a small yelp

: Just kidding, there's only one thing he can do

Azalea: "Are you okay?"

: He smashes Luster's head in, critting

Loni Leyline: leaning...

: 150 damage

: - DEF

MettatonSEX: COULD HAVE HIT JAGER

: ((Why is she leaning))

MettatonSEX: DEFAULTS TO HITTING JAGER HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT COUNTERING

Azalea: "You don't need to lean at all..."

Loni Leyline: (azalea is hou fool

: Well, MTT is KOed then

MettatonSEX: GOOD

Lua: \CRAP\

MettatonSEX: falls the FUCK OVER

: ((that said "Lead"))

Gaster: \SHIT\

: ((Fool.))

Frisk: * NOW WE HAVE A JOYED FRISK ON CORRIN'S SIDE

MettatonSEX: ...

Gaster: focuses.

: What does Jager do?

Frisk: * 10/10

Loni Leyline: ((fuck

: ((Lolgetrek))

Gaster: \we can't fuck around anymore. Let's get rid of Corrin.\

MettatonSEX: ((wait shit i didnt think. oh well

Jäger Leyline: uses perfume

Lua: clears his thoughts for a moment.

Lua: \No more playing safe, bullet heel Corrin\

Azalea: -She sits down.-

Loni Leyline: -retcon

: Sorry, I forgot to remove that

Gaster: \Indeed.\

: You can have 20 apology SP

Loni Leyline: sits on the couch

: What does Frisk do...

Azalea: -She turns the tv on, changing it to some fun stuff.-

: She gon heal corrin :)

Frisk: * does she have to

Frisk: * cause fuck that

Lua: "Frisk, Attack us"

Loni Leyline: is shocked by the TV

Lua: \Our defense should be able to tank it\

: Heal or Lucky star

: Or attack

Loni Leyline: ...wooow....

MettatonSEX: A very weak voice calls out. "....I'm free."

: MTT is freed of the Penumbra's curse

Azalea: -Shes smiling./-

Frisk: * She uses Lucky Star on Corrin, because I'm a dick.

: Zozzle, so be it

Loni Leyline: nothing like this back home

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Lua: \ 0_0 \

: ((Okay almost just added out, I need to sleep))

: ((Passed))

Loni Leyline: ((night

: ((Gn))

: Corrin's moves now have a 25% chance of dealing 3x damage

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: ((gn

Frisk: ((gn

: ((fagt

Lua: (( gn ))

Loni Leyline: will watch TV will Azalea

MettatonSEX: ((gn

Gaster: ((gn

: ((No ur the fagt Fanta))

: ((No u

Loni Leyline: ((you mean Fatna

Frisk: ((Fatna))

: Let's see what corrin's move is

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Frisk: ((10/10

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

: Well shit

: I complained about him using his OP as fuck move before

: *not using

: And now he does it again, healing Metta fully and putting him back on his team, with a bit tighter control on him

MettatonSEX: Nnh...

Lua: \GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\

Jäger Leyline: (gtg soon

Gaster: GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDAMNIT

: What do they do

: Gastantula I mean

Lua: (( Slar ))

Gaster: \Let's try to get some crits. Tough as Nails.-

MettatonSEX: ((ITS LUSTER

Lua: \Gotcha\

Lua: \Wait\

: No crits, but it does 498 damage

MettatonSEX: ...

: Corrin's eyes burn red, Metta is forced to bullet heel Luster

MettatonSEX: GGH

MettatonSEX: NO

Lua: \oh shit\

MettatonSEX: tries to stop it, but fails

Gaster: hisses in pain. \This could mean trouble.\

: CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT

Gaster: ((FUCK

Lua: (( ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ))

MettatonSEX: I'M SORRY

Frisk: "..."

MettatonSEX: I CAN'T CONTROL MY BODY

: But wait...

Lua: goes silent, he's losing focus on reality.

: It did 1200 - DEF

: But Luster survives!

Gaster: coughs.

Gaster: \we have to heal\

MettatonSEX: is shaking

: What does Jager do

Lua: \..yes\

Frisk: * She's just standing there.

Jäger Leyline: counters

Lua: \It's either... heal or hell for us\

: He counters

Gaster: \Glamburger?\

: What does Frisk do

Titania: ((THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR HOURS <.<))

: Pie you fucking morons

Frisk: * Frisk uses another damn Lucky Star on Corrin.

Gaster: \k fine\

Gaster: \we'll eat the damn pie\

Lua: \Pie it is\

: ((HES GONNA DIE WHEN HE GETS TO 6000 YOU PEOPLE JUST DONT ATTACK

MettatonSEX: ((I ATTACK

: Corrin is lucked up again, Frisk is released

MettatonSEX: ((BUT I GET MY [sub]sexy as fuck[/sub] ASS MOVED TO THE OTHER TEAM

Jäger Leyline: ((why is he gonna die at 6000?

: ((You'll see

Gaster: Frisk! Oh, thank god...

Gaster: When you get the chance, hit us up with some luck.

MettatonSEX: Frisk, oh good...

Frisk: "Okay."

: Frisk is hit with a cruel slice

MettatonSEX: You're... not with tHIS BAG OF DRIED OLD VAGINAS

: It does 400 - DEF

Frisk: * RIGHT WHEN SHE IS RELEASED

Titania: SERIOUSLY I HAD PLANS AND SHIT <.<

Gaster: WOW, YOU'RE A REAL ASS, CORRIN.

: Except since she's joyed she has x 10 DEF

: So it does no damage

: What does Gastuluster do

Titania: ((I'm assuming it's like that gif of Spongebob getting punched))

: ((Yeah pretty much

Titania: ((Except with the sword just bouncing off of Frisk))

Gaster: \Bullet heel?\

Lua: \Bullet heel, and have Frisk or Jager heal us\

: Alphys's connection timed out.

: They bullet heel

: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.

: It does 664

: Corrin smiles

MettatonSEX: Nononono

: His eyes flash, forcing MTT to use bullet heel on Frisk

MettatonSEX: NO

MettatonSEX: FRISK

Frisk: * YAY

Frisk: "..."

Titania: His eyes will flash blues and greens through the night?

MettatonSEX: is afflicted with Crying.

Frisk: * She just remains silent.

: C R I T

MettatonSEX: ((ITS JUST OURRRRRRRRRRR

: FRISK TAKE 1200 DAMAGE - DEF

MettatonSEX: ((AUTOMATOOOOOONIIIIIIIIC

MettatonSEX: ((ELECTROOOOOOONIIIIIC

: She's alive, because of being joyed

Frisk: * YEP

MettatonSEX: ((HAAAAARMOOOOOOOOOOOOONICS

Frisk: * So it does absolutely nothing

: It did 600

Frisk: * oh right

MettatonSEX: CRIES BECAUSE HE HURT A FRISK, SPECIFICALLY HIS DAUGHTER

Frisk: * i'm tired

: What does Jager do

Lua: \So who are we having heal us?\

Lua: \Jager or Frisk?\

Jäger Leyline: caater

: Jager shoots a caster

Gaster: \Welp, looks like frisk's healing us.\

Lua: \Alright, let's send that message out so we don't die\

: It does 280 damage

MettatonSEX: collapses to the ground, crying.

Lua: \Because not dying is fun\

: What does Frisk do?

: A bunch of people [] disconnected.

Gaster: Frisk, hand us that pie!

Frisk: "Fine."

Titania: ((>Literally been sitting here with the fucking pokemon showdown up for hours waiting for Corrin to die))

: A bunch of people [] joined chat.

Frisk: * She gives [i]Luster[/i] the pie.

: Gastua gets pied!

Frisk: * SLARVATH

Titania: ((Frisky is the douche that does start9 on TPP.

Frisk: * I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK RIP IT OUT AND SLAP YOUR BALLS WITH IT BEFORE I CUT THEM OFF STUFF THEM INTO YOUR EYES AND USE THEM TO MARINATE MY STEAK YOU FUCKITY FUCKLORD SLARVATH

: MTT is released from the Penumbra's curse

Frisk: * USE THE DAMN NAME LUSTER

: Fine

Gaster: \Alright. Bullet heel.\

MettatonSEX: BULLET HEELS CORRIN

: Corrin

: Uses his OHKO

Lua: \Let's bring some heel... If only either of us actually wore heels\

: On [i] LUSTER [/i]

Gaster: -oh shit-

: Slicing them in half, thx rngesus

Gaster: \FUCK\

MettatonSEX: FUCK

Gaster: ((SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THIS FIGHT LONGER

MettatonSEX: ((just make corrin explode jfc

: ((He's almost deaaad tho

Gaster: ((FUCK YOU RNGESUS

Frisk: ((WHEN WILL IT END

: ((LITERALLY LESS THAN 500 HEALTH

Lua: \LuaScan.Exe has reached a fatal error. Please contact Lua to fix this error\

Gaster: \l-l-lua...\

: Corrin is smiling bright

: What does MTT do?

Frisk: ((Gaster: I-I love you..))

MettatonSEX: BULLET HEEL

Frisk: ((Lua: NO))

Frisk: ((Metta: NO))

: That he does

Frisk: ((Hella: NO))

Jäger Leyline: fires vaater whenevr he can..maybe he will magically fire a 10

MettatonSEX: NNNNNGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jäger Leyline: caster*

: Dealing 400 damage

: Corrin smiles, clapping

: Corrin: Wow..

MettatonSEX: bullshit i got +30 bc gaster is ko

: Shut ur dumb face the fight is over either way

Gaster: ((there's nothing like gaston, slarv

MettatonSEX: ok still

Gaster: unfuses.

: Corrin steps out of his mech, cyborged

Gaster: is just laying there in the moon dust now.

: "I am very impressed"

MettatonSEX: catches his husband and hugs him close

Lua: is on the ground KOed completely.

: Corrinborg walks up to the group

Frisk: * She just stands there, emotionless.

Frisk: * How many times have I stated this already?

MettatonSEX: sets Gaster down and shoots Corrin in the arm.

Jäger Leyline: (gtg

MettatonSEX: ((bye

Frisk: ((bye

Gaster: ((bye

: Corrin smiles ever brighter

Lua: (( see ya ))

: ((cya

MettatonSEX: EAT SHIT

: Corrin: Well done

MettatonSEX: shoots rapid-fire at Corrin.

Lua: slowly snaps back to reality "...That... wasn't.. the greatest..of ideas"

Titania: ((Guessing that since the corrin fight took 8 years my thing will have to wait for tomorrow))

Gaster: sits up.

: Corrin takes the shots, laughing a bit

: ((Rip

: Corrin: Such strength

Titania: ((Cause i'm sure once this is over everyone is gonne go pass out))

MettatonSEX: KICKS CORRIN IN THE FACE

: Corrin: I never thought I'd see someone who could take on Yalda

: Corrin takes it, smiling

Gaster: ((Well, seeing as I slept until 1:45 today i can stay up late

: Corrin: I'm Aeon, it's a pleasure to meet you

Gaster: n... no, you're corrin

MettatonSEX: YOU. MADE ME. HURT GASTER AND LUA AND FRISK

Frisk: ((I'm staying on after this))

Lua: "Great... another person who's confused on who they are..."

: Corrin: Right, Corrin's the host of me

Gaster: ((I'll probably play Karamatsu after this but I'll be up

Gaster: ... Parasite.

MettatonSEX: fucking tackles Aeon.

: Corrin takes it, smiling

: Corrin: Now, now

Titania: ((Well, that works))

Gaster: ((slarv i've turned into andrew ryan because i want to punish the parasites

: Corrin: I'm on your side, I want to kill Aeon as well

: FUCK

: *Yalda

: Kill yalda

MettatonSEX: grabs Aeon's neck.

Lua: whispers to the people still remaining, "Remember how we got Erron back?"

Titania: ((Theres gonna have to be shittons of organization for this, mainly to keep track of teams if theres more than one person))

MettatonSEX: Listen.

: Corrin smiles from the choke-hold

MettatonSEX: And listen good.

Titania: ((Because anyone who steps into my little league challenge here is going to start off with three mons, and all the others will be found through in-story events and such))

Titania: ((Three Mons because most of the gyms are doubles and triple battles. I'm proud of all the gimmicks in them))

MettatonSEX: You made me hurt the ones I love, forced me into emotional distress over breaking a 22-year-old promise to myself, and you stand here smiling?

Gaster: ... He wants to kill Yalda?

MettatonSEX: You make me sick.

MettatonSEX: I can't [i]get[/i] sick.

: Corrin: I'm *choke* on your side

MettatonSEX: Bull fucking shit.

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: uses his hand to pin Aeon's arm down, claws digging into its side.

: Corrin: You can't win this without me

Titania: ((And since it's almost time for fun things involving pokemons, I need to ask questions))

Titania: ((Who wants in on this?))

MettatonSEX: And why is that.

MettatonSEX: ((i do

Gaster: ((I'm in

: ((Showdown?

Frisk: ((i could

Frisk: ((maybe))

Titania: ((Yeah))

Frisk: ((i'm not sure

: Corrin: You need my power, the Penumbra

MettatonSEX: ...

Titania: ((Alright, MV, name two pokemon))

Titania: ((Fully evolved, or middle-evolution, preferably))

MettatonSEX: I'll let you live if I can kick your ass a bit.

Gaster: ((also i realized i made an interesting divide in the NEETs. The older brothers all have buffing moves and the younger three have offensive moves.

: Corrin: I'll give your friend back the body now

MettatonSEX: ((mismagius, lucario

Titania: ((You would normally have three starters, but you've already got a certain winged Kirlia))

MettatonSEX: ...Good.

: Corrin: Remember, gods will be watching

Titania: ((...Mismagius))

: Corrin smiles, before his eyes flash red

Titania: ((Fuck, MV is gonna steamroll the first gym))

MettatonSEX: lets go.

: DD take over

MettatonSEX: ((mismagius is my fave

Titania: ((Chime, three mons?))

Corrin: -Corrin grabs his head, after taking back control-

Gaster: ((can i pick based on character?

Titania: ((Yeah))

: Lua [Lua] is now Corrin [Corrin].

Gaster: ((okay give me a moment

Titania: ((Just keep in mind if you choose shitty mons I'll TRY to give you some way to win))

Titania: ((But I'm not gonna pull punches mid fight))

MettatonSEX: stands up, looming over Corrin.

Gaster: ((okay

Gaster: ((what's a stereotypical cool pokemon?

MettatonSEX: puts a heel on Corrin's chest, pissed.

Gaster: ((wait i know, charizard

MettatonSEX: ((charizard

Titania: ((Charizard, alright))

Frisk: (([s]Karamatsu[/s]

: Nado finishes up the smaller bots, regrouping

Corrin: is very confused.

: A bunch of people [] is now Nado [Nado].

Gaster: moans a little.

Nado: That's the last of them...

Gaster: ((uh, maybe absol too

Nado: ((I'm in

Frisk: "So they're all dead."

Gaster: ((oh and zoroark

Nado: Yeah..

Frisk: "Okay."

Titania: ((Absol, alright, note that you'll have to do a sidequest involving a VERY tough fight to nab yourself the mega stone))

Corrin: "May I ask why you've rested a foot on me?"

Nado: But... they took the rest with them

MettatonSEX: is scowling, looming over Corrin, a foot on the dragon.

Titania: ((Namely, you'll have to fight and beat Decibel, who has my ingame team from Reborn))

Frisk: "Okay."

MettatonSEX: Are you Corrin?

Titania: ((Charizard, Absol, Zoroark))

Titania: ((Frisky, are you in? If so, give me three mons))

Corrin: "..Why would I not be Corrin?"

Frisk: ((YOLO))

MettatonSEX: You were possessed by Aeon.

Nado: ...Aeon?

MettatonSEX: steps off and pulls Corrin up.

Corrin: looks at Mettaton with a confused look.

MettatonSEX: is still pissed.

Frisk: ((The first two are Gallade and Swampert))

Gaster: shifts a little. "G... glad to have you back."

Corrin: has only slightly realized he is now part robot.

Frisk: ((I'm thinking about the third one))

Titania: ((Okay, who wants to hear the big twist here:))

Nado: points her sword at Corrin

Nado: ...

Titania: ((All your pokemon are mutants, i'm assigning 'Mutations' to each of them. For example, The Kirlia MV has has wings, and such is capable of using special flying type attacks))

Titania: ((It also comes with the ability Levitate))

MettatonSEX: Aeon forced me to hurt Frisk, breaking a 22 year promise, forced me to hurt Gaster, and forced me to hurt Lua.

MettatonSEX: ((nice

Frisk: ((Swampert, Gallade, Metagross))

Gaster: ((can the charizard be shiny or nah

Titania: ((Oh, just hitting home with the good ones I see))

Nado: That red light..

Titania: ((Shiny Charizard is fine.))

Nado: Aeon..

MettatonSEX: ((can lucario be pink and black rather than blue and gold

Gaster: ((YES

Titania: ((Alright, last bt not least))

Corrin: "I feel as if I've missed a lot, considering I've awoken to someone putting a foot on me and someone else aiming a sword at me."

Titania: ((And yes))

MettatonSEX: ((i named my lucario mettaton

MettatonSEX: No shit.

Nado: and on the moon

Titania: ((Slarv, three mons if your in?))

Gaster: ((I just remember that this one nerd in my class had a shiny charizard and he though the was the shit.

Titania: ((OH MY GOD YOUR GOING TO RP A SWAG JOCKEY))

Gaster: ((kind of, yeah

MettatonSEX: ((mismagius should definitely have only one eye

Titania: ((One of the rivals in the game is 'Swag Jocket Fern'))

Titania: ((And he's a dickbag))

Titania: ((Nah MTT, I've got an idea for Mismagius))

MettatonSEX: ((aww

Nado: ((Mega Rayquaza, Darkrai, and Wobbuffet

Titania: ((Do you want them all to be Mettatonlike or something?))

Titania: ((Hah Slarv.))

Titania: ((Nice, fucking, try))

Nado: ((Sheeeeit

MettatonSEX: ((nah, i named my mismagius vaati

Frisk: ((are we using existing characters for this Pokémon thing or are we making new ones))

Gaster: ((karamatsu's the type of guy who thinks he's cool but he's not.

Titania: ((I could let you get away with the darkrai, but no Rayqauy.))

Nado: ((We not AG

Titania: ((Existing or new, idc))

Corrin: "May I at least ask how long I've been out? Last I remember, I was not on the moon."

MettatonSEX: ((im going with the theme of my pokemon's names

Frisk: ((ok))

Corrin: "Something about fighting Robots is the last thing I remember."

Gaster: We.... haven't seen you in a while...

Nado: You were possessed by... Lord Aeon?

MettatonSEX: Don't call him "lord".

MettatonSEX: That implies respect.

Nado: Her.

MettatonSEX: Okay, don't call her "lord".

Titania: ((Missy is getting Wind powers.))

Nado: And I would be very unwise to disrespect a god

MettatonSEX: ((yes, but the one eye solidifies it

Titania: ((AKA:Learns anything involving Wind, and has Mega Rayquayza's ability))

MettatonSEX: ((NICE

Nado: ((How bout deoxys

Titania: ((I'm letting your mons be OP here, but Slarv, lets try to lean off the legendaries))

Nado: ((K

Corrin: "I am going to assume that is why I don't have some of my original body any more."

Titania: ((Darkrai is allowed, but you can be damn sure i'll be giving you a tough time for that))

Nado: ((Honchcrow then

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Titania: ((Alright, Honch))

Nado: ((Honchcrow, Wobba, and Dark

Hellaton: -wakes up- Nnnn...

Nado: Aeon must have been testing us

MettatonSEX: helps Hella up, then Gaster if he needs help

Gaster: looks over at Hella. "Hey... there..."

Titania: ((Now, lemme make these teams for ya'll))

Gaster: is lifted up.

Titania: ((I'm just setting up templates))

Titania: ((Who knows how to navigate the Showdown teambuilder?))

Lua: "You can't seem to go a month without losing an arm or a leg, huh?"

MettatonSEX: hugs both of these gays

Nado: ((I do

Frisk: * For the millionth time, she's just standing there. STILL FUCKIN' JOYEDDDDD

Gaster: is bi but okay

: -DamnDude honestly doesn't know if that's a misspell or not.-

Titania: ((Slarv, while I make these templates educate the others on how to import/export))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Nado: ((Ok I dunno how to do that

Nado: ((I know how to build a team

Nado: ((I thought that's what you meant

Titania: ((...))

Titania: ((You see the import/export button))

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Titania: ((Copy-paste the teams there, then go into the teambuilder. I'll go further in once the templates are done))

Corrin: "So, what is our plan of action now?"

MettatonSEX: ((ok

MettatonSEX: ((i can do that

MettatonSEX: We rest, then attack Yalda at FULL FORCE

MettatonSEX: that was not a typo

Gaster: ((okay i got it

Nado: ...

Nado: With Aeon on our side, we cannot lose..

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Gaster: ... Metta...

Corrin: "I have no idea what any of the names you specified are, but I will assist you through the end of this."

Gaster: I want. I want juice.

Nado: ((Ok

Nado: ((I've never used import before so

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MettatonSEX: gets his husband a juice box from his chest

Gaster: Thank you.

Gaster: sips the juicebox.

Corrin: Lua

Corrin: [

Corrin: '

Nado: ((http://imgur.com/a/pNFx4

Corrin: ((KEYBOARD))

Lua: "Yes?"

Nado: starts picking up the bodies of her villagers

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MettatonSEX: ((keyboard?

MettatonSEX: ((hi ant

Ant: (( Hi ))

MettatonSEX: BRINGS HIS DARLINGS BACK TO THE BAR

Gaster: ((cooking with karamatsu: http://i.imgur.com/9dllPWD.png

Corrin: (( angrily typing Keyboard helps bring my hands back into position. ))

Nado: Frisky is now unjoyed

Gaster: is slowly passing out.

Ant: (( Is moon adventure still happening? ))

Gaster: ((moon's done for the day

Frisk: * k

MettatonSEX: EVERYONE METTA WAS HOLDING IS AT THE BAR, METTA GOES NEO

MettatonSEX: *EX

Titania: (( http://pastebin.com/AFYxPsF0 ))

Gaster: ((but the bar's stll on the moon

Titania: ((That's MVs Template.))

Frisk: * will she have withdrawaelell now

Nado: nah

MettatonSEX: ((ty

Titania: ((You got a robotic Lucario since you seem to want to have MTT there))

Nado: buries the bodies

MettatonSEX: ((clipboards

Frisk: * k

MettatonSEX: ((ty

Nado: ((http://imgur.com/a/pNFx4

MettatonSEX: (( http://postimg.org/image/xabbdrbjl/

Frisk: (( ITEMS Candy(3) : Heals Poison, Paralysis, and Silence Dank Memes(3): Heals all status effects except petrification Cinnamon Roll(1): Heals 300 HP Glamburger(4): Heals 600 HP Empty Bottle: Does 200 damage Grenade: Does 500 damage

Gaster: ((http://i.imgur.com/9dllPWD.png

Ant: (( What exactly is happening now? ))

Corrin: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3sbkM67Hss ))

Gaster: ((pokemons

Titania: ((I'm making template teams for the 'league challenge' i'm doing IN RP.))

Titania: ((FUCKING ESSENTIAL TREMORS MAKIN' MY HEAD SHAKE)()

Ant: (( What a time to know nothing about peokemon ))

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Titania: ((MAKING IT HARD TO TEAMBUILD))

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: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Ant: (( What a time to know nothing at pokemon and be terrible at RP in general ))

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Titania: ((Time for Chime's template))

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Titania: ((Hey, Chime, you're character is a swag jockey right))

Titania: ((If so, your entire damn team is getting some blackglasses))

Titania: ((HEADS UP, DO NOT ADD ITEMS TO YOUR POKEMON))

Titania: ((YOU WILL GET THEM IN-RP.))

Gaster: ((OKAY

Titania: ((One exception to Gardevoir for MV))

Gaster: ((well considering the character wears sunglasses

Gaster: ((that's kind of accurate

Nado: Child.

Corrin: looks around the bar. He seems to enjoy the old scenery he hasn't seen in forever.

Nado: is talking to Frisk

Titania: ((Mutant Charizard time))

Titania: ((Hehe))

Frisk: "Eh?"

Frisk: * She holds her head.

Gaster: passes out.

Nado: My music box.

Frisk: "Y-yeah.. here."

Frisk: * She hands Nado the music box.

Nado: takes it, looking at it

Titania: ((Charizard done, i'm being really kind with this thing))

Nado: ((https://65.media.tumblr.com/dd8595bb0fb9bf3c379c5a110579606b/tumblr_o2tkdvUS9w1s95pfko1_500.jpg

Nado: ((WHAT

Nado: opens it

Gaster: ((OH MY GOD

Frisk: ((NO))

Ant: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMiYklHvjk ))

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Lua: -Lua barely got to the table he was sitting at, before losing most control of his body. He's almost fully out, but there's one last thing Lua's gonna do tonight-

Frisk: ((also i guess i should make a new character for the pokémon thing))

Nado: Thank you.. child

Titania: ((Y'know what, fuck it))

Frisk: ((i am not gonna make frisk a pokémon master))

Titania: ((Chime, i'm gonna be reaaaalllly damn nice))

Frisk: "You're welcome."

Frisk: "N-now, err.."

MettatonSEX: ((hey can i just make up the movesets myself

Frisk: "Can I go back to the bar?"

Gaster: ((thank you

Titania: ((Yeah, but those qualifiers I put in the moves are allowed))

Titania: ((Feel free to put in EV's and nature, just don't touch items))

Nado: I wasn't stopping you

Ant: (( I don't think I've been in any of the adventures that actually involve stats because I always decide to be on less at like the worst times. I'm just gonna spectate. ))

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Frisk: "Well.."

Frisk: "Is there anything I need to know about that music box? Is there anything special about it?"

Nado: ...

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Nado: It's my son.

Frisk: "Oh."

Ant: snaps back to reality sitting on the couch

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Karamatsu [Karamatsu].

Frisk: "I suppose that makes sense."

Karamatsu: wanders in, holding his guitar.

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Nado: ((http://imgur.com/r/Undertale/YExgJGS

Frisk: ((Karamatsu slides in, performing a guitar solo))

MettatonSEX: ((i gotta make a moveset hold on

Ant: "...[sub]he stole my gimmick[/sub]"

Frisk: ((BWAAAAA BWAAAAAAAA BWAAAHHHHHHHH

Karamatsu: ((he wishes he could

Nado: ((http://i.imgur.com/9D6CVGZ.png?1

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Titania: ((Pastebinning Chime's team))

Nado: ((http://i.imgur.com/WI70uj1.png

Ant: "[sub]this fucking guy stole my gimmick[/sub]"

Titania: ((I kinda gave Zoroark a crappy 'mutation' to balance out how nice I was with Charizard and Absol))

Nado: ...

Frisk: "Should I go?"

: Corrin [Corrin] disconnected.

Nado: Is that all you wanted to know?

Karamatsu: leans against the wall and...

Ant: "[sub]that was like my one character trait.[/sub]"

Frisk: ((Nado: get the fuck out of my country))

Karamatsu: -Starts playing...

Titania: (( http://pastebin.com/PaPdFDc9 Chime's Template ))

Karamatsu: -A bad song.

Ant: gets out their guitar

Titania: Titania is writing things down at the bar table, she's putting down possible lists of challengers.

Nado: ((http://i.imgur.com/KY8V0Vh.jpg

Frisk: "You never really told me why Yaldo wants to destroy Earth."

Nado: ...

Frisk: "All you said is that you would be back at the bar later."

Frisk: "Do you actually know why?"

Titania: ((Opinion, Chime?))

Ant: starts playing Ten Tonne Skeleton by Royal Blood

Nado: I do.

Nado: sits down

Nado: Yalda wants revenge

Ant: (( Ant: "You wanna go, scrub?" ))

Frisk: * She sits down as well.

Frisk: "A classic.."

Titania: (( Next up, Frisky ))

Karamatsu: ((GOOD

Frisk: "Please go on."

Frisk: ((woot woot

Nado: This world was invaded

Karamatsu: pauses, lowering his sunglasses.

Frisk: "Invaded?"

Nado: By forces from Earth

Frisk: "By us?"

Nado: We were nearly wiped out

Frisk: "When did this happen?"

Nado: Centuries ago

Frisk: "We've only invented space travel in the twentieth century, though.. how is that possible?"

Nado: Strange creatures

Frisk: "Huh."

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Nado: Gray, cracked, not unlike the goat-man here earlier

Frisk: ((hi

Nado: ((Ayy

Ant: gives Karamatsu a look that says "problem bro?"

Nado: But... much more vicious

Ant: (( ayy bloo ))

Nado: They slaughtered most of the population

Haline: (( hi ))

Haline: (( i haven't even introduced this character yet ))

Karamatsu: shrinks back.

Frisk: "I can see why he would want revenge, but the destruction of the Earth is unneeded.."

Titania: ((Frisky's is done))

Ant: begins playing Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria

Nado: Yalda... aside from his personal stake in the matter, believes it's the only way to prevent it from happening again

Frisk: ((cool))

Titania: (( http://pastebin.com/XrudtKwp Frisky's ))

Karamatsu: kind of... puts down his guitar.

Haline: (( I've decided Thesis wears really small chuck taylor hitops ))

Ant: just stares at Karamatsu while aggressively playing the guitar

Haline: (( Is anyone even in the bar ))

Ant: (( I think I am ))

: certified converse trash [Haline] is now certified converse trash [Juan].

Karamatsu: is being aggressively stared at in the bar.

Nado: He could be right...

Juan: Juan bursts into the bar, playing on his guitar. Hey, that rhymes.

Frisk: "By destroying the Earth, that could possibly send the moon flying out of orbit."

Frisk: "I personally think that destroying our planet is wrong, and that this entire thing should be solved more.. peacefully."

Frisk: "We both know that can't happen, though."

Ant: turns around toward Juan dramatic chipmunk style while still playing

Nado: ...

Nado: He must be killed...

Karamatsu: just plays his guitar to look cool please don't hurt the NEET

Frisk: "I see.."

Juan: Juan plays his guitar to fucking cleanse the world of sin.

Nado: Frisk can see the tears under her mask

Frisk: "That's all I needed to know."

Ant: (( Ant: "I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKING CHARACTERS STEALING MY MOTHER FUCKING GIMMICK" ))

Nado: Right...

Frisk: "I'm sorry for your people."

Nado: I will finish.. burying them

Juan: (( Juan: "Fuck you I had a guitar from the start" ))

Frisk: * She nods.

Titania: ((Slarv's is done))

Ant: (( Ant: "So did I" ))

Frisk: "Goodbye. I believe we'll meet again next time we go over here."

Nado: Goodbye, child

Nado: gets up

Titania: (( http://pastebin.com/MGueQtzU ))

Ant: (( Ant: "I had a guitar that fixed spacetime back in xxyz. It's in the cards. Who are you?" ))

Juan: (( Juan: [i][summons badass dragons to exterminate Ant][/i] ))

Frisk: * She gets back up and begins the loooooooong walk back to the bar.

Karamatsu: ((can i nickname the pokemon

Titania: ((I basically gave you an OP Honch, a Wobbafett with none of the problems a normal wobbafett have, and a nerfed Darkrai))

Titania: ((Yes, you can nickname the pokemon))

Karamatsu: ((cool

Titania: ((Only thing you can't do is touch the items, the abilities, or certain moves if specified))

Ant: (( Ant: with a few riffs, ant slips away to some unknown portion of spacetime ))

Nado: ((So I paste this into showdown?

Titania: ((Yeah.))

Ant: (( Ant: only to reapear with one of the dragons from vegas ))

Titania: ((In import/export in the teambuilder))

Titania: ((Then go from there))

Karamatsu: ((now i have to think of names kara would give his poke's

Nado: ((K

Titania: Titania sighs, and slaps a poster next to the anydoor.

Nado: ((Make moves and shit?

Titania: 'Reborn League looking for challengers! Sign up now in our timeline! REBORN!'

Titania: ((Yeah))

: Nado [Nado] is now Azzy [Azzy].

Ant: finishes the song in the most dramatic way possible

Titania: She then steps through the anydoor, and leaves.

Azzy: ((I'll let Azzy play, his character is most appropriate to be a pokemon master

: certified converse trash [Juan] disconnected.

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] is now High Priest Laharl [Reborn].

Reborn: ((NOTE:I'll let you challenge the leaders in any order!))

Reborn: ((But keep in mind some are a LOT tougher than others))

Frisk: ((ok))

Reborn: ((Infact, Joulia is practically a freebie))

Frisk: * She finally reaches the bar.

Frisk: * She enters, and collapses onto the couch. She has a bit of trouble doing so.

Ant: strums the guitar one more time sending it home through a spacetime slip

Reborn: ((Joulia is the easiest, Shade is the hardest, with Florinia and Aya in the middle))

Reborn: ((I haven't done any others yet, although the Decibel fight is open))

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Karamatsu: looks at the poster.

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Reborn: At the very bottom, in fine print.

Hellaton: -goes home-

MettatonSEX: ((i made my team thank god

Reborn: 'Note:Reborn is currently attempting to remove mutant and expirimental pokemon in humane ways, as such, clauses may be put on trainers restricting use of normal pokemon.'

Reborn: ((Also, Florinia only has one pokemon))

Reborn: ((Yggdrasil.))

Ant: sits back down on the couch, satisfied with themselves

Frisk: * She glances at the poster.

MettatonSEX: ((ah

: Corrin [Corrin] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

Reborn: ((Joulia has four pokemon))

Karamatsu: ...Huh...

Frisk: "Huh."

Azzy: ((Ayy what if I gave Darkrai a leppa berry

Reborn: ((Aya (and Cain) have 4 pokemon in a double battle))

Reborn: ((NO ITEMS.))

MettatonSEX: looks at the poster and decides to go for it

Azzy: ((Shit

MettatonSEX: ((FOX ONLY.

MettatonSEX: ((FINAL DESTINATION.

Reborn: ((And Shade has three pokemon))

Reborn: ((He is by far the hardest, as he uses straight up fakemon))

MettatonSEX: ((i... just gave my pokemon themed movesets yo

Frisk: * She takes the suit off and puts it away.

Karamatsu: takes out his cell phone. It looks like it's been dropped quite a few times.

Reborn: The anydoor is still set to the Reborn timeline...

Azzy: ((Will I get stabbed if I make funria

Azzy: *funrai

Reborn: ((Thats kinda what I went for))

Karamatsu: -He then takes a picture of the poster and sends it to someone-

Reborn: ((You've got a fairy loving darkrai))

Azzy: ((I mean funbro

Karamatsu: then goes to the anydoor.

Azzy: ((But a darkrai

Reborn: ((...))

Reborn: ((Go for it, why the hell not))

Azzy: ((jk kek

Reborn: ((Oh))

Frisk: * She goes to the Anydoor.

MettatonSEX: ((i mean alyssa(gardevoir) has mostly wing based moves, alaska(mismagius) has a wind based set, and bianca del luca-rio has a half electric half sterl set

MettatonSEX: ((steel

Azzy: ((Can't do funbro without a leppa berry

Ant: (( I'm gonna go cause I don't know pokemans ))

MettatonSEX: goes to the anydoor

MettatonSEX: ((cya

Reborn: ((Ominous Wind Skillz))

MettatonSEX: ((yes

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

Reborn: The moment the door opens, a large grand hall is shown, with the reborn symbol on the front. It's recognizable as the symbol on Titania's badge.

MettatonSEX: ((dude, i named all of these fucks after drag queens

MettatonSEX: Oh hey, I know that symbol.

Reborn: Theres a kid at the front, they're seemingly running around looking for fights.

Reborn: White hair, with a black suit. They've got a fierce look in their eyes, but you don't have any pokemon on you right now.

Frisk: "This is interesting."

MettatonSEX: ((metta tries walking into the gyms but bangs his head bc the doors are meant for humans

Karamatsu: waves. "Hello!"

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Frisk: "Greetings!"

Reborn: The kid just looks at Karamatsu, it's extremely hard to tell their gender. A murkrow sitting on their shoulder flies off and sings to the group. Xe just nods to the group, and walks off.

Reborn: Maybe you'll run into xem again later.

MettatonSEX: Hm.

Karamatsu: ... Oh...

Reborn: ((Decibel has my ingame team, which is a mono dark))

MettatonSEX: Not even a hello or a wave.

Reborn: ((You can challenge xem at any time, but until you get more mons it'll be a complete roflstomp))

Frisk: "Ah well."

Reborn: The doors are wide open, theres a room upfront.

Azzy: ((I'm battling my all wobba team

MettatonSEX: enters the room

Reborn: A girl in green with bright yellow hair is bouncing around with a cup of coffee, seemingly handing out pokeballs to newcomers.

MettatonSEX: ...Hello.

Frisk: "Hello!"

Reborn: "Hello hello hello! Are you new challengers? Are ya?" Oh man she's hyper as all hell.

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Frisk: "Mhm!"

Karamatsu: slides down his sunglasses. "Hello, beautiful."

Reborn: "Alrighty!" She tosses a clipboard at the group, seemingly ignoring Karamatsu. "Sign there to start your challenge! I'll grab your starters!"

Reborn: ((Now, ingame, Ame is the one who gets you your starter and such))

Reborn: ((But I don't want to RP Ame, as Ame is kind of Amethyst's author avatar))

Reborn: ((And thats a big no-no))

Karamatsu: grabs the clipboard.

MettatonSEX: signs his name, 'Mettaton Gaster-Blook', in pink glittery pen.

Reborn: Theres an area to put down your name, and an area for 'preferred starter pokemon'

Karamatsu: signs his name in blue glitter pen, and in Japanese.

Reborn: Strangely, the pokemon is already filled in.

MettatonSEX: ...Hm.

Reborn: With Starters that are convienently the ones that you just teambuilded.

Azzy: ((Yet another player

Azzy: ((Falls to the WOBBAWALL

MettatonSEX: Well I signed myself up for this team.

MettatonSEX: Cool cool.

Reborn: The girl runs back out and tosses a dozen pokeballs to the group, landing them perfectly in everyone's hands.

Karamatsu: specifically chose the coolest-looking pokemon.

MettatonSEX: I'm going to name them, but what theme...

Reborn: "When you want to have your first gym fight, just try to find me! My arena is back there!" She hops over to a door with a lightning bolt on it, and leaves.

Karamatsu: ... Ah...

Reborn: Looking around the room, theres doors, 16 of them, all with different symbols on them.

MettatonSEX: Hm.

Frisk: * She signs a bunch of initials.

Reborn: Well thats an easy way to get your gym challenges.

Karamatsu: ((i literally named the zoroark shadow

Karamatsu: ((only in japanese

: Alphys's connection timed out.

Frisk: "That's a lot of doors."

Karamatsu: looks up. "It is..."

Reborn: Four doors are open, Joulia, the girl with yellow hair you just met, A door with 'Florinia' on it. A door that...is pitch black and simply has 'Shade' on it.

Reborn: And a purplish toxic door, with 'Aya' on it, 'And Cain' is scribbled off to the side.

MettatonSEX: ...Gardevoir is Alyssa, Lucario is Bianca, and Mismagius is Alaska.

Azzy: ((All wobbas vs all arceus

Reborn: The kid with white hair is at the pokecenter, seemingly getting xir pokemon healed.

MettatonSEX: Let's test my darlings out.

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Reborn: MTT gets first battle!

Karamatsu: I want to try next!

Reborn: [Joulia] [Shade] [Florinia] [Aya and Cain]

MettatonSEX: kisses each Pokéball, before strutting into the shade door.

Azzy: ((This guy is soooo bad

Frisk: "I'm gonna go last."

Reborn: >Chooses hardest fight

Reborn: Alright.

Reborn: Showdown name?

Frisk: * She looks down at her Pokéballs. "Hm.."

MettatonSEX: ok shh i didnt know

MettatonSEX: MageVaati

Reborn: Upon spotting a dark figure in the room, he nods.

Reborn: He's not a talker apparently, he readies three pokeballs.

Reborn: [Dead Walker Shade would like to battle!]

MettatonSEX: Hello, darling.

Frisk: ((Metta is fucked))

MettatonSEX: ok send the battle thing

Reborn: I did.

Karamatsu: ((rip mettaton

Reborn: Shade immediately sends out three...pokemon.

Reborn: Those are not normal pokemon.

Reborn: The fuck.

MettatonSEX: ...Huh.

Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-triplescustomgame-372298394

Reborn: Theres a spectators booth to the side if Kara or Frisk or Azzy feels like watching.

Karamatsu: wanders into the spectator's booth.

Frisk: * She goes over to the booth and begins to spectate.

Frisk: "Neat."

MettatonSEX: Shit

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Reborn: Dear god this is a massacre.

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MettatonSEX: I DIDNT PLAN FOR THIS

Reborn: Shade simply recalls his...pokemon.

Frisk: "Dad just got roasted."

Reborn: "Come back....later....stronger."

Karamatsu: ... Pokemon has changed.

Azzy: ((http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-372297068

MettatonSEX: recalls his pokemon

MettatonSEX: goes to heal his darlings.

Reborn: Everyone is suddenly back in the grand hall. The door to Shade's room is still open for any idiot who wants to have a repeat.

Karamatsu: decides not to, and goes to find the girl from earlier.

MettatonSEX: ...Can I retry that with another...

Reborn: The kid, Decibel, looks at MTT.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: looks to Decibel.

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Reborn: Xe taps them on the shoulder, and speaks. "I have too many pokemon, would you like one?"

MettatonSEX: Um... okay?

Reborn: Decibel can provide a free mon to every trainer once.

Reborn: "I simply need to clear out my PC." And xe passes MTT a pokeball.

MettatonSEX: takes it.

MettatonSEX: Thank you, err....

Reborn: [MTT has acquired a...Aggron!]

Frisk: * She glances around, wondering who to fight first.

Reborn: [It's a regular Aggron, a completely regular Aggron, good luck. This is the only normal mon you'll get.]

MettatonSEX: Ok

Reborn: Joulia is in her room, waiting for Karamatsu.

MettatonSEX: .....

Reborn: "Yep yep yep, ready to go!?"

MettatonSEX: awkwardly leaves

Karamatsu: lowers his shades and smirks. "Of course, my flower."

Reborn: "Decibel." Xe calls as they leave, going back to xir PC.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Reborn: Joulia bounces around, happy, and sends out her pokemon.

Reborn: Showdown name?

Karamatsu: ((chimeranyx

Reborn: Challenge Sent.

Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-triplescustomgame-372300579

Reborn: "Prepare for the booms!"

Karamatsu: ((OH THIS IS THE EXPLODING TEAM

Frisk: ((HOO BOY

Reborn: ((KEKEKEKEKE))

Karamatsu: blinks. He wasn't expecting there to be fireworks.

Frisk: ((RIP

Reborn: ((THIS IS HER REBORN TEAM. IN REBORN, SHE HAS THREE FUCKING VOLTORBS))

Reborn: ((AND AFTER THAT SHE HAS ANOTHER THREE MONS))

Karamatsu: N...no...

Karamatsu: falls to his knees.

Reborn: "Better luck next time!" The arena is STILL exploding.

Frisk: * Both Metta and Karamatsu got FUCKED

Reborn: "Maybe you need to go find some more pokemon?"

Reborn: "Or you just need coffee!~"

Karamatsu: ... Heh.

Karamatsu: Perhaps I do. See you around.

Reborn: The last electrode explodes, and Karamatsu flies out of the room.

Karamatsu: tried to pull a whole "cool guys don't look at explosions" thing.

Karamatsu: tried.

Reborn: Joulia is the biggest explosion here.

Karamatsu: -His entire back is now singed.-

Reborn: Would Frisky like a shot?

Frisk: "Are you alright?"

Frisk: * Yeah, sure.

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Karamatsu: smiles, and gives a thumbs up.

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: Decibel is at the pokecenter, with another free pokemon for Karamatsu.

Frisk: * She smirks, nods, and goes to where the explosions came from.

Reborn: "I need to clear out my PC, do you want a pokemon?"

MettatonSEX: Okay can I try again?

Karamatsu: Ah, alright.

Reborn: A lady near the pokecenter looks at MTT. "Sure! You just need to wait your turn."

Reborn: [Karamatsu has recieved a...]

MettatonSEX: set up his new Aggron and somehow named her.

MettatonSEX: Thanks.

Reborn: [Rampardos, with a choice scarf!]

Frisk: ((Karamatsu: ohhh bby))

Reborn: Joulia looks at Frisky.

Frisk: "Greetings!"

Karamatsu: Ah! It's fashionable!

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Reborn: "Hello! Theres a lot of challengers today!~"

Karamatsu: Thank you.

Frisk: * She nods.

Frisk: "Yeppers!"

Reborn: "Are you ready?"

Frisk: "Yes, and no. Mostly yes!"

Reborn: Decibel nods at Karamatsu. "It was a gift from a friend. I hope they serve you well."

Reborn: Xe goes back to their PC.

Reborn: Challenge sent to Whiskington

Karamatsu: nods, then goes to heal his pokemon.

Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-triplescustomgame-372302852

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Frisk: ((i'm fucked

Reborn: Frisky was blown away!

Reborn: Kablooey!

Reborn: Back to the grand hall.

Frisk: "Woooo!"

Frisk: "I lost."

MettatonSEX: decides to go challenge Aya. He ain't going against Yggdrasil.

MettatonSEX: Same.

MettatonSEX: challenges Aya.

Karamatsu: That woman... she is an explosion of passion...

Reborn: Decibel is at the Pokecenter, with a pokeball in hand.

Reborn: "Would you like a pokemon?"

Frisk: "This is actually harder than it is in the games."

Frisk: * She looks to Decibel.

Frisk: "Yeah, sure!"

MettatonSEX: has been naming his mons after a certain theme

Reborn: [Frisk has gotten a...oh fuck random pokemon genner betrays me.]

MettatonSEX: oh no

Frisk: * what is it

Reborn: [Frisk has gotten a motherfucking Aegislash.]

Frisk: * oh baby

MettatonSEX: noice

MettatonSEX: struts into the room labelled Aya.

MettatonSEX: ...and Cain.

Reborn: A purple-ahaired girl is in the very back, leaning against the back of the wall and listening to some kind of sad emo music.

MettatonSEX: ...Hello, darling.

Reborn: Her brother, Cain, is seemingly giving her a pep talk. "C'mon sis, we gotta do it!" "...Not like that!~" "CAIN!"

MettatonSEX: Are you Aya?

MettatonSEX: Oh.

MettatonSEX: Um.

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: They both turn, and look at MTT.

MettatonSEX: blinks, lashes fluttering.

Reborn: Aya just looks away and draws two pokeballs, Cain shrugs.

MettatonSEX: Hello.

Reborn: "Nidoking baby, it's time!~" Says Cain.

MettatonSEX: Oh honey, Poison types, I presume?

Reborn: Aya sighs. "Sorry newbie...my brother can be a bit hard to handle..." But she nods.

Reborn: "Hey now, lots of people can handle me~" "This is why mom kicked you out."

MettatonSEX: It's alright, darling.

MettatonSEX: Pfft.

MettatonSEX: [Superstar Mettaton EX wants to fight!]

Reborn: Challenge sent!

Reborn: Fuck

Reborn: Wrong tier

Frisk: (([Molester Moon wants to fight!]))

MettatonSEX: ok

Karamatsu: sends a picture of his new pokemon to his brothers and asks what he should name it.

Frisk: * She instantly names her new Aegislash "Excalibur". Why not have a little fun when you have a sword?

Reborn: Cains Nidoking hits like a fucking truck...

Reborn: "Sorry bro, gotta use EQ!" "Go for it sis, sorry King!"

Reborn: They send out the twin snakes.

MettatonSEX: FUCK

MettatonSEX: HEALS AGAIN

Reborn: "Heh~ Better luck next time, Star~" "Cain." "Oh come on, they're not Decibel, it's obvious." "You DO realize Decibel is an Ace Trainer?" "Of course."

MettatonSEX: ...

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

Reborn: [Fight another Gym[

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Reborn: [Go outside and search for pokemon]

Karamatsu: ... They're all strong?

Reborn: [Challenge Decibel.]

MettatonSEX: IS PISSED. HE WILL FIGHT ONE MORE GYM, AND THAT WILL BE THE LADY WITH THE J NAME

MettatonSEX: THE ELECTRIC LEADER

Reborn: Joulia is bouncing around again.

Reborn: Good luck!

Frisk: "Looks like these gyms are strong."

MettatonSEX: YES JOULIA

Reborn: She doesn't even bother with the speech.

MettatonSEX: FIGHT.

Reborn: You aren't online.

Karamatsu: has named his Rampardos Chibita, because his brothers INSISTED that the pokemon looked like the oden vendor.

MettatonSEX: I just want to win one

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

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MettatonSEX: im online now

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Reborn: The T-T-Triple Electrode Combo!

Reborn: D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCHARGE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

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Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-triplescustomgame-372306578

Reborn: "Oh, a ghost type."

Reborn: "Well, I guess my win streak is done!~"

Karamatsu: is watching this battle.

Reborn: "Zappity!~"

Frisk: * She's watching, too.

Reborn: "...Aww!"

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Karamatsu: stands up and applauds. "Bravo!"

Reborn: "Darn...I was doing good too!"

MettatonSEX: smiles.

Reborn: Joulia tosses a badge to MTT. "Say hi to 'Rini for me!"

Frisk: * She claps.

Frisk: "Great job!"

Reborn: "...Oh wait, right!"

Reborn: "You know, Rini, right?"

MettatonSEX: Badge get.

MettatonSEX: ...Nope.

Reborn: "Grass types, big cradily?"

MettatonSEX: Ohh.

MettatonSEX: I know her.

MettatonSEX: Yeah, I'll say hi.

MettatonSEX: Your name is...?

Reborn: "She says that you had some kinda certificate thingy?"

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: Note: Certificate recieved from Florinia weeks ago.

Reborn: Usable for one starter of grass types.

MettatonSEX: I think.

Reborn: "Alrighty! I'll be right back!~"

Reborn: She runs off into a back room, coming back with a green pokeball.

Reborn: "Careful with this little guy, he's kinda sickly!"

MettatonSEX: pulls the certificate out.

MettatonSEX: Oh, of course.

Frisk: ((he has ebola

MettatonSEX: I'll do my best.

Karamatsu: ((i read that as "he has eloha"

MettatonSEX: ((same

Reborn: [Joulia has given MTT a Toxic Cacturne!]

Frisk: ((it's actually vader eloha))

Frisk: ((confirmed))

MettatonSEX: ((bitch where are you keeping the queen

Vader Eloha: ((surprise motherfucker

MettatonSEX: smiles

Reborn: [Toxic Cacturne:Comes with a toxic orb, and toxic boost!]

Reborn: [Can use any poison type moves.]

Karamatsu: ((metta names it britney

Frisk: ((Metta names it Eloha))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Reborn: [Volt Badge Get!]

Reborn: MTT is suddenly back in the grand hall, Decibel is asleep in a chair nearby, the murkrow on xir shoulder singing some kind of song.

Reborn: Any more gym challenges?

Reborn: Or do you want to search for pokemon/go back to the bar/challenge Decibel.

Frisk: * She walks over to Metta. "Well, I can safely say that you're better than me at this."

Karamatsu: will not challenge any more gyms. It's probably a good idea to look for more pokemon.

Reborn: Where will you look?

Reborn: [Power Plant]

Frisk: * She's gonna look for more Pokémon, too.

Reborn: [Toxic, environmentally damaging water]

Reborn: [Under said water]

Reborn: [Joulia's house?!]

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Reborn: [Behind the grand hall]

Erron: ((eyy

Reborn: [The tall grass]

Reborn: [Pearl Bridge]

Erron: ((what'd I miss?

Reborn: ((Ayy))

Reborn: ((We're doin pokemon))

Karamatsu: -Pearl Bridge sounds the most poetic, le'ts go there.-

Frisk: * She decides to check Pearl Bridge as well, it sounds nice.

Reborn: Karamatsu arrives at pearl bridge, and searches!

Erron: ((pokemon? sounds cool.

Karamatsu: ((kara finds pearl from SU

Reborn: Frisk does too!

Reborn: Kara and Frisk find two sitrus berries, one for each of them!

Erron: ((Pearl IS THE BRIDGE

Karamatsu: ((the entire damn bridge : STEVEN

Frisk: "Well, that's good."

Erron: ((o noooo

Reborn: Frisk looks inside a trash can, and a banette jumps into one of her pokeballs!

Karamatsu: Nice!

Frisk: "Woah!"

Frisk: "That's cool."

Reborn: [Frisk has found the Survival Banette.]

Frisk: ((Banette has seen some shit))

Reborn: [Comes with Leftovers, and Adaptability!]

Erron: heads for the bar, because I have no diea whats going on.

Reborn: [Maybe someone has the mega stone?]

Erron: ((Esspur* FTFY

Reborn: Karamatsu looks around too...

Reborn: [Check Under Bridge] [Talk with trainers] [Look up]

Karamatsu: looks up, into the sky. He feels a connection, but only briefly.

Frisk: ((Karamatsu finds a level 666 Pikachu named Satan))

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Erron: ((ay mv

Karamatsu: ((a wingull shits in his eye

Reborn: [Theres some kind of connection, expecially seeing as how something is falling, fast.]

Erron: ((10/10

Karamatsu: gasps, then goes to catch it.

MettatonSEX: looks around btw

Reborn: [Karamatsu has been dive bombed by a...]

Frisk: ((It's bird shit))

Erron: is at the bar... "Where is everyone?"

MettatonSEX: ((i had to add in my new darling

Reborn: [A...wow.]

Erron: ((new darling?

MettatonSEX: ((pokemon

Reborn: [You got divebombed by a Drifblim!]

Karamatsu: ((we're using pokemon showdown

Erron: ((o ok

Karamatsu: ((OH NICE

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MettatonSEX: ((im not cheatin

MettatonSEX: ((NICE

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Reborn: [Karamatsu has recieved a heavy Driftblim!]

Azzy: ((Ayy

Erron: ((ayy

Reborn: [Comes with an Iron Ball, which can be removed, and Analytic]

Azzy: ((Erron's got a new friendo

Erron: ((o rly?

Karamatsu: got divebomed.

Karamatsu: Ah, you're a heavy one, aren't you?

MettatonSEX: decides to hold every Pokémon he has close. Well, their Pokéballs.

Reborn: Where does MTT search?

Azzy: ((Someone else joined the "cyborg that's possessed by someone" club

Reborn: Scroll up to look at a list of locations.

Erron: ((o cool! Whom?

MettatonSEX: checks under the bridge

Reborn: Under the bridge is...nothing. Wait.

Reborn: What's that noise.

MettatonSEX: looks around.

Reborn: It's like something is clicking, and tapp-oh hell.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Uh.

Frisk: * She runs over to Karamatsu. "Woah, that was pretty cool."

Reborn: Run run run! You disturbed a noivern nest!

Erron: . . . Welp. -Starts playing Mega Man 5 on 3DS-

Karamatsu: looks at his new pokemon. "That ball is a heavy burden, eh? Allow me to lift it."

MettatonSEX: runs the FUCK to the nearest place.

Reborn: The Noiverns give up soon, and they leave behind an item.

Reborn: [Life Orb found!]

Karamatsu: removes the Iron Ball.

MettatonSEX: takes it, ok

Reborn: [MTT has ended up infront of Joulia's House!]

Reborn: [Look inside?]

MettatonSEX: still runs the FUCK TO SAFETY and looks inside.

Frisk: * She decides to go to the Power Plant.

MettatonSEX: through the window hopefully

Reborn: [Theres a rotom, which spots MTT and immediately jumps into his electronics!]

Karamatsu: goes with Frisk.

Reborn: [The rotom lands inside a pokeball!]

MettatonSEX: Gghghghghghghdhdgdgdgdgfgffffffffffff

MettatonSEX: ...

Frisk: ((I can imagine Metta saying that and it's hilatious))

Frisk: ((

Frisk: ((10/10

MettatonSEX: ((good

MettatonSEX: You little shit.

Reborn: [MTT Has recieved the magnetized rotom!]

MettatonSEX: Can he not

Reborn: [Comes holding a magnet, and can learn magnet bomb, as well as any steel move.]

: Azzy [Azzy] is now ... [...].

Reborn: ((Note:Any form can be used for rotom))

Frisk: ((I like how Metta just wants to ditch Rotom))

...: So Aeon has failed

MettatonSEX: is not over the fact that somebody JUMPED INTO HIS SYSTEMS

Reborn: Too bad, you're stuck with this guy.

Reborn: Like a magnet.

...: ...it looks like I'm the only one who actually cares

Erron: -the 3DS dies- damn. -looks out the window- still on the moon... wowie.

MettatonSEX: picks up the ball. Ha ha h.

Karamatsu: ((literally, the rotom is stuck to him

...: ((It's corrin

Frisk: ((Metta abuses the Rotom))

MettatonSEX: ((can he trade the rotom

MettatonSEX: ((no

...: ((Corrin x Aeon otp

Karamatsu: heads to where he saw MTT run off to.

Erron: ((Corrin the Robot?

MettatonSEX: ((hes mad at the rotom not abusive

...: ((Corrin the robot

Reborn: [Keep searching?] [Go to Grand Hall] [Talk to trainers] [Investigate the strange men near the staircase]

Frisk: ((yes))

Erron: ((kewl

MettatonSEX: Gxyxfyjxgffyxhfccjggcyfcfcjfhcxtfufyxhfxcghhgcgjcgjvvgjjgccgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...: At least I figured out the problem

Frisk: ((he would use the rotom for revenge))

Erron: Huh?

...: All this time... I just needed a conduit

Frisk: ((he wouldn't

...: A being to house the power of eclipse

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MettatonSEX: ((hes a dick but hes not that bad

...: Looks like I found one...

Frisk: ((yes

Erron: One what?

Frisk: ((dicks who get to that point is..))

Frisk: ((really bad))

Reborn: [Pick one.]

MettatonSEX: 's eyes are blank.

...: is not in the bar

Karamatsu: [Help Mettaton]

Reborn: [God it didn't even mess with the systems, it just ran around for a bit.]

...: this is spoopy foreshadowing

Reborn: [Not like it fucked up the entire robot]

Karamatsu: [oh]

Frisk: * She should be going to the Power Plant right now.

MettatonSEX: is VERY DISORIENTED

Erron: RPer is a fucking moron.

Reborn: The Power Plant is, very, large.

...: Neya...

Reborn: Theres some kind of large dog biting at the wall, with yellow fur.

Frisk: "..woah."

Karamatsu: still goes to find Mettaton.

Frisk: * She walks over to the yellow dog.

Frisk: "Hello?"

Frisk: ((It's rabid))

...: I...

Reborn: It turns, and whines, it's trying to reach something in the wall.

MettatonSEX: 'inhales', then screams. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Erron: -takes out his phone- ...shit. No wifi on the moon.

Erron: . . .

Frisk: "Oh!"

Frisk: * She walks over to the wall and examines it.

Reborn: Inside the wall is some kind of stone...

Karamatsu: Are you okay, Mettaton-san?

Frisk: * Is it poking out or anything? Is it able to be pulled out?

Reborn: [Wierd, Banettite found.]

MettatonSEX: Rotom. Got into my systems. I'm... not okay.

Frisk: * Oh, okay.

Frisk: * Niceeeee.

Reborn: The dog runs off. Barking at something.

MettatonSEX: Ughhh...

Frisk: * She follows the dog.

MettatonSEX: I feel shitty.

Karamatsu: ... Do you need to sit down?

MettatonSEX: I need to trade away this Rotom.

Reborn: The dog turns around...and attacks Frisk!

Karamatsu: ((laharl when you mentioned the dog biting the wall I thought of this:https://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dogtweet18@crappy-600x560.png

Frisk: "Ah!"

Karamatsu: Ah... well.

...: Actually, Erron and Corrin heard that as a transmission

Frisk: ((is it like a pokemon battle

...: forgot to turn it off

Frisk: ((or a regular rp thing

Karamatsu: I like my darlings. But if I find one I don't like, I'll try to trade one to you.

GN Austin: -walks into the bar- Hey Erron.

...: Ah.. I forgot to turn this off...

Erron: What?

MettatonSEX: You call them darlings too?

...: click

Jäger Leyline: ((what happenes

Erron: . . .

Karamatsu: nods.

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Reborn: ((Challenging one sec))

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MettatonSEX: Cool cool.

MettatonSEX: ...

GN Austin: Just sayin' hey.

Reborn: ((Get online))

Erron: Hi.

Frisk: ((alright

...: Erron heard all of that

MettatonSEX: spots the trainers, he can talk to them to trade right? right? i dont want metta having a rotom who fucks him over.

Erron: -oh ok-

: ... [...] is now Nado [Nado].

Reborn: One of the traders is talking with another.

Karamatsu: looks for more pokemon.

Reborn: "I dunno man, I don't think it's the real deal..."

Erron: The fuck was that about?

Reborn: "I'd rather have a good electric type than this...pink thing..."

Reborn: Where does Karamatsu look?

MettatonSEX: goes to the trainers.

GN Austin: What was what about?

MettatonSEX: Did someone say electric type?

Karamatsu: searches around the porch.

Erron: N-Nothing.

Reborn: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-372312576 ))

Reborn: Frisk battles the wild dog!

Karamatsu: ((OH SHIT IT'S RAIKOU

Reborn: "...Yeah, what about it?"

MettatonSEX: Hi darlings, name's Mettaton. I've got a Rotom that I'm offering to trade.

Reborn: "..."

Frisk: ((oshit

Reborn: They look at eachother.

Reborn: "Deal, you want this pink thing?"

MettatonSEX: Sold.

Reborn: [TRADE!]

MettatonSEX: traaaaaades!

Reborn: [MTT Has lost Rotom!]

Reborn: [MTT has recieved...a...err...]

MettatonSEX: good riddance

Erron: -is trying to figure out what that transmission was- What was that . . .

Reborn: [Well Tania did they they made fake legends.]

Reborn: [MTT has recieved the fake mew!]

Karamatsu: ((DANG SON

Reborn: [Ability:Illusion]

MettatonSEX: so i get mew with illusion nice

Reborn: [Cannot learn dark or ghost moves]

MettatonSEX: smiles

MettatonSEX: Thanks darlings!

: Nado [Nado] is now Fabriel [Asuka].

Reborn: "Any time!'

MettatonSEX: goes to a place where he can check out his mons.

Asuka: enters the bar with Asuka in tow. "Uh... What?!"

Reborn: As Mtt walks away, a yell is heard, after a small electric shock.

Reborn: Electric little shit.

Frisk: ((shiitt

MettatonSEX: chuckles softly,

Erron: Huh?

GN Austin: Yo.

MettatonSEX: MageVaati is gonna go set up their new Mew.

Reborn: The dog is injured...it doesn't seem to be able to use special attacks anymore?

Karamatsu: is checking the porch, because he feels it's rude to barge in some lady's house. If he doesn't find anything there, he checks the yard.

Reborn: On the porch is a potted plant...

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Reborn: That grows...

Reborn: And grows...

Karamatsu: ((dank kush

Asuka: Why are we on the moon...

Reborn: Into a...

Karamatsu: inspects the plant

Frisk: "You don't have to fight.."

GN Austin: Idunno.

Frisk: "Dog, please."

Reborn: Karamatsu has recieved the HUGE FUCKING GRASS SNAKE

Erron: Fuck the moon.

Karamatsu: ((OH YEEEEAAAAH

GN Austin: ok.

Reborn: [Bitey Serperior! Has Tough Jaw, learns all bitey moves.]

Frisk: ((OHHHH YEAAAHHHH))

Karamatsu: ((ONE OF MY FAVORITE STARTERS

Erron: ((SNIVY IS BEST STARTER!)

Asuka: glares at Erron

Jäger Leyline: (btw guys its buddhas birthday today

Erron: ((HE'S SO FUCKING CYOOTE))

Reborn: Frisk has defeated Raikou!

Asuka: ((Happy birthday to me

Karamatsu: ((if it's okay by you i'm gonna make her shiny bc shiny serperior has blue accents

Erron: ((also, My sister's birthday is today))

Reborn: Sure.

Asuka: ((Again, happy birthday to me

Reborn: Raikou runs away! It leaves behind...

Erron: ((heh

Reborn: A pokeball.

Reborn: Inside the pokeball is...

Reborn: Another pokeball.

Reborn: Inside that pokeball is!...

Frisk: ((Your mother.))

Erron: ((-NARUTO FLASHBACKS-))

Frisk: ((Elon Musk.))

Reborn: Frisk has recieved a gift from the gods.

Karamatsu: Ah! I know what I'm going to name you.

Frisk: ((Oh boy.))

Reborn: Frisk has recieved a...Porygon-Z!

Frisk: * WOWIE

Reborn: [Glitched Porygon-Z]

Reborn: [Cannot use non-attacking moved]

Erron: ((Under my mask is... Another mask!

Reborn: [Protean]

Karamatsu: names the serperior after his mom. Aww.

Frisk: "Hm.."

Frisk: ((time to go set all this up

Karamatsu: ((also, there's a bit of an issue here, I can't give Serperior Tough Jaw.

Reborn: At the bottom of the botted plant is...

Reborn: ((Don't choose a tier for your pokemon))

Reborn: ((Why can you not?))

Reborn: [SORRY]

Karamatsu: ((It doesn't give me that option

Reborn: [STRONG JAW, NOT TOUGH JAW]

Karamatsu: ((OH

Erron: -is just looking at the moon- ...[sub]I'm gonna fucking kill the moon...[/sub]

Reborn: At the bottom of the potted plant is a large plate.

Reborn: [Meadow Plate Get!]

Karamatsu: Ah! This is yours.

Karamatsu: gives the serperior the Meadow plate.

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Reborn: The entrance to the Grand Hall is blocked!

Asuka: sits on the couch, putting sukie in his lap

: Fabriel [Asuka] disconnected.

Reborn: ...Theres a girl with pink hair in the way, she's looking around, seemingly wanting a fight.

Reborn: "C'mon! Who can take me! I'll show you!"

Reborn: She's a young girl, kind of a brat apparently.

MettatonSEX: looks to the young lady.

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: Eyes have met.

Reborn: [Dragon Lady Heather would like to battle!]

MettatonSEX: Hello there. I assume we-- yeah.

Karamatsu: heads back as well, but sees a fight brewing.

Jäger Leyline: wakes up on the couch

Jäger Leyline: hello

Erron: calls someone on his phone... RFrisk "Hey Frisk... I need you to gring me ammo for my minigun... The moon needs to pay for it's crimes." *click*

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Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-372315448

GN Austin: Yo.

Reborn: She's only got one mon...

Jäger Leyline: howd I get here?

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

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GN Austin: Idunno.

Reborn: "..."

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Karamatsu: snorts. He thinks the mega salamance looks lame.

Reborn: "...Okay, yeah."

Reborn: "I shoulda expected that."

Jäger Leyline: looks around the bar

MettatonSEX: Well, you did your best, darling.

Frisk: ((Banettite was the mega stone in the wall, right?))

Reborn: She starts to walk away, she left behind an item.

Reborn: ((Yeah))

Jäger Leyline: helly? metta? gasty?

Frisk: ((Alright, just making sure))

MettatonSEX: picks it up, examining it.

Gaster: -The skel is passed out.-

Reborn: Heather has left a...silver ring behind for MTT.

MettatonSEX: Um, excuse me! You dropped... your ring...

Reborn: [Silver Ring:A sign of a past far lost. From Heather's father before his unfortunate fate.]

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: "...Whatever, I don't want it."

Reborn: She runs off.

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Reborn: A trainer near MTT speaks up.

Reborn: "So yah met Heather didja?"

MettatonSEX: I... believe so, yes.

Robo-Frisk: -walks into the bar with minigun ammo- Hey... -Hands it to Erron- Bye fucker, good luck killing the moon.

Reborn: "Silly girl, ever since her Father got murdered she's been wandering around lookin' for the culprit."

Reborn: "Don't worry, she shows up here a lot, you'll see her."

MettatonSEX: nods.

MettatonSEX: ...

Reborn: "Besides..."

Frisk: * She walks back to the main hall.

Jäger Leyline: hello anyone up?

Reborn: "Between you and me, her father was a right piece of work, rumors say he killed his wife, and was a part of Team Meteor!"

MettatonSEX: Oh my.

Reborn: Gym doors are open, although it seems Aya and Cain have gone to bed.

Erron: ((can Erron breath on the moon? He's a robot...))

Karamatsu: lets all of his pokemon out and takes a selfie with them. He sends it to his brothers.

Reborn: "About right he got stabbed on that bridge."

MettatonSEX: ...Ooh...

MettatonSEX: winces.

Reborn: The man walks away, leaving MTT at the grand hall.

Frisk: * She takes a picture of all of her Pokémon. The kids will love those.

Jäger Leyline: (can erron survive absolute zero temperature?

Erron: (good point)

Reborn: Decibel is off to the side, seemingly looking for a good challenge.

MettatonSEX: slides the ring onto his smallest finger, it barely fits.

Reborn: Xe is entertaining xemself by seemingly sparring with some of the trainers around.

Erron: -walks to the door- Time to pay, moon...

Reborn: Dear god that Cacturne of theirs looks like it could kill a man 12 different ways by blinking.

Jäger Leyline: geta up a looks for the team

GN Austin: ERRON!

MettatonSEX: takes a selfie with his Pokémon first.

Karamatsu: goes inside.

Jäger Leyline: hellaton you around?

Erron: What do you want now?

Hellaton: -you know how i said he went home? he went home.-

MettatonSEX: also goes inside.

GN Austin: -Grabs his arm- Don't go out there! You'll freeze!

Reborn: Some of the gyms are open, and Decibel is up for a fight...

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Jäger Leyline: ((was here for thta

Jäger Leyline: (wasnt*

Frisk: * She yawns.

MettatonSEX: heals, and deciiiides... to fight Florinia. Why do you do this.

Erron: Why do you care, kid... I thought you wanted me dead!

Frisk: * She heals her Pokémon.

Jäger Leyline: damn

Frisk: ((I might have to go really soon))

Karamatsu: goes to sit next to Frisk.

Frisk: ((I'm like))

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Karamatsu: ((oh, okay

Frisk: ((really tired))

Reborn: Florinia is waiting inside there.

Frisk: ((I can stay for a little longer though))

Reborn: "Greetings, challenger Mettaton. It is good to see you are undertaking the challenge fo the reborn league."

GN Austin: No! All I've done was joke around with you! I'm not gonna let you get hurt!

Frisk: "So, how has things been going for you?"

MettatonSEX: Hello again, Florinia. Yes, I am, and Joulia says hello.

Erron: ...?

Frisk: "I encountered this yellow dog thingie."

Reborn: "One might wish the user good luck, bust Luck is simply an illusionary essentialization of statistics."

Reborn: Florinia throws out her only pokeball, lets go.

MettatonSEX: Let's fight.

Jäger Leyline: sits at the bar,"hey grillby

Reborn: >Not online

Frisk: ((Jäger hits on Grillby))

GN Austin: Why do you think I never fought back when you killed me!? I don't want to hurt you! I... [sub]kinda l-look up to you[/sub]

Grillby: -He looks really uncomfortable. Looks like the low gravity's getting to him.-

MettatonSEX: ((i am now

Grillby: ............ Hey

Erron: What...?

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

GN Austin: I said... I... l-look up to you!

Frisk: ((GNA: I LOVE YOU))

Erron: ((no.

Frisk: ((Erron: no))

Erron: ((Exactly.

Frisk: ((Erron would shoot GNA to bits

Jäger Leyline: you okay?

Erron: ((Erron: Fuck that. -throws him into space-

Reborn: TANKITYTANKITYTANKITUYTANK

Erron: You look up to me? Why? If anyone you should look up to Frisk.

GN Austin: Because, you're so cool! You're part goat man, part robot!

Erron: Really.

GN Austin: Yes!

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Reborn: Psst:Try using Toxic next time.

Erron: Kid... what is this really about? What're you doing?

MettatonSEX: i dont have toxic

Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-372318232

GN Austin: What am I doing?

Erron: Thwarting my plans?

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

GN Austin: Thwartong your plans?

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Erron: Are you?

Asuka: sleeps on the couch with Asuka

GN Austin: No.

Jäger Leyline: wonder what Fanta is up to

Erron: Good cause that'd be bad.

Reborn: You've put your illusion mew

Reborn: In the last slot on your party.

GN Austin: How bad?

: Fabriel [Asuka] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Erron: I'd have to kill you.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Fanta: is at home

Fanta: ((gn imma sleep

GN Austin: That's bad.

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Erron: ((GN

Jäger Leyline: (gn

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: shut up

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Reborn: "Sorry."

Reborn: "But the reborn league is now under closure for night parole."

Karamatsu: Ah, what?

Reborn: "That was the last battle of the day."

Reborn: "Please come back tomorrow..."

Reborn: The timeline...closes. As in fucking closes.

Reborn: The group is now IN THE BAR.

Erron: and GNA look at the group.

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GN Austin: -still holding Erron's arm- Hey guys.

MettatonSEX: Ah.

Karamatsu: now has a team of six pokemon.

MettatonSEX: ...

Karamatsu: Hellow.

Erron: Can you let go of me now!

MettatonSEX: USES A TM ON ONE POKEMON SO HE CAN FUCK UP YGGDRASIL

GN Austin: Depends, are you gonna try and kill the moon?

Erron: . . .

GN Austin: Well?

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Erron: Fine! -walks back to the bar and sits on a barstool-

MettatonSEX: I just used a TM that is technically 10 years old.

MettatonSEX: *19

GN Austin: A TM? Like... "trademark?"

MettatonSEX: Technical Machine.

Reborn: Anyways, now that the fun game is over.

MettatonSEX: Got it as a gift.

Reborn: Another fun game is starting if people can stay awake

MettatonSEX: It was TM06 Toxic.

Erron: can stay.

: High Priest Laharl [Reborn] is now High Priest Laharl [The Salesman].

The Salesman: WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET HERE.

The Salesman: He's back, and has all his wares out again.

Erron: !!

MettatonSEX: goes to him

Erron: Who is that...

Karamatsu: jumps back. He'd ask who that is but Erron did it for him.

The Salesman: "Buy my waaaaaares?

Karamatsu: -Karamatsu just learned how low gravity effects his jumping. He slams into the wall.-

MettatonSEX: Do you have registration forms for the Arena champions? I know a person and she'd love to join in.

GN Austin: He looks like the guy from Resident Evil.

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

Erron: The fuck is Resident Evil?

MettatonSEX: ((i saw the new su

The Salesman: "Sssssory. Ttthooooose belong to the areeena"

Erron: ((I ONLY SAW THE FIRST HALF OMG

Karamatsu: ((jasper fell into the shame crevice lmao

The Salesman: "Talk to the Reeed."

MettatonSEX: ((all im gonna say is "physics lesson: don't FALL down"

Erron: ((Damn Chime! Nice spoilers, I saw that part but damn!

The Salesman: Hm, you've still got that ticket.

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The Salesman: For a free item.

MettatonSEX: What?

MettatonSEX: Oh, yes.

Erron: ((RIP Cheeto Puff))

Karamatsu: examines the wares. He's got very little money.

MettatonSEX: looks for items

The Salesman: Good thing this shit is dirt cheap.

Karamatsu: ((Did you notice how we didn't see her face though?

MettatonSEX: sliiides the coupon to Karamatsu.

GN Austin: -looks at the wears-

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Karamatsu: ((i found that interesting.

The Salesman: Theres the bone artifact again...

MettatonSEX: ((mmhm

The Salesman: The Life Handler orb...

Erron: ((O SHIT

MettatonSEX: ...

Karamatsu: sliiides it back, as he hasn't seen anything to buy.

The Salesman: The Salesman still has that bracelet with several dozen 0s on the end of it.

Erron: ((Is cheeto puff really kill?

MettatonSEX: arent the bone siblings in possession of that artifact

GN Austin: That's a nice bracelet. Maybe Kimmy would like it.

Jäger Leyline: ((cuz you mage jager flirt with hella i kinda wanna ship em now

The Salesman: No, they're searching for it.

Jäger Leyline: ((damn you mv

The Salesman: Please remember that the salesman speaks with "like" all my characters do.

MettatonSEX: ((fuck, i wanted it to be awkward one sided hella is very confused

Erron: They?

The Salesman: The man looks at GNA.

The Salesman: "The bracelet is not a toy for frieeends...it summons the strongest of ends."

MettatonSEX: ...

Erron: . . . So Kimmy would'nt like it as an aniversarry gift?

The Salesman: "She would explode."

Jäger Leyline: ((ehh if you wanna pursue it go ahead otherwise Jager iz out for the women

Erron: *GNA SAID THAT FUCK

Karamatsu: Oh my.

GN Austin: . . . ih.

GN Austin: I see.

MettatonSEX: ((ok, i dont, i just wanted a silly "oh shit what do i do" "oh shit what do I do" thing

MettatonSEX: .....

MettatonSEX: What does it summon?

The Salesman: "..."

The Salesman: "One time death."

Jäger Leyline: ((thats finw actually

MettatonSEX: To anyone?

MettatonSEX: ((ok, nice

The Salesman: He nods. "But it's only for the most valued of customers."

GN Austin: Ok, not getting her [i]that[/i].

The Salesman: "I refuse to sell it to simply anyone with a free purchase ticket...this item could cause wars, end hundreds."

Karamatsu: spots a t-shirt with a girl with pink hair and cat ears on it.

Jäger Leyline: ((not everything needs to bw shipped anyways

MettatonSEX: ...I'll take it.

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

The Salesman: "No."

MettatonSEX: ((i just wanted silly things

The Salesman: "This item can kill anyone, anywhere."

MettatonSEX: pulls out a bag of G.

The Salesman: "I do not want it falling in the hands of anyone who could possibly use it for anything."

The Salesman: He shakes his head.

Jäger Leyline: ((I need a bravo character anyhow

The Salesman: "It's for sale for the novelty..."

MettatonSEX: Then why do you have it?

GN Austin: Oh. I only have Chuck E. Cheese tokens and a 50 Dollar Steam Wallet Card.

The Salesman: "Because if someone truly needed it...I could sell it."

The Salesman: "You. Do not. Need it."

Karamatsu: texts someone, then shakes his head.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: F i n e .

Jäger Leyline: hey salesman you got immunodepressants

The Salesman: Salesman just points to the back of the cart, with all the medicines.

The Salesman: "Anyways, my robot comrade, do you wish for some other item?"

MettatonSEX: pockets the bag of G.

GN Austin: Does this store take Chuck E. Cheese tokens?

Jäger Leyline: looks through it

Jäger Leyline: nothing

The Salesman: "No. It does not take Chuck E. Cheese tokens."

MettatonSEX: takes the bone artifact. "Thought I saw a duo of bone around, then."

The Salesman: "And if we do not have it, we do not have it."

The Salesman: He simply takes the ticket, and nods.

The Salesman: "Enjoy your deathly artifact."

GN Austin: oh... what about Steam Wallet Cards?

MettatonSEX: takes the bone artifact, giving a fake laugh.

The Salesman: "No."

GN Austin: Well shit.

The Salesman: "Please bring money or free purchase tickets."

The Salesman: Salesman is slowly getting sick of this crowd.

GN Austin: ok.

GN Austin: -walks back to Erron-

Erron: You're 14 and you go to Chuck E. Cheese?

Karamatsu: finds a deck of playing cards. "Oh, perfect. We need to replace ours after Jyuushimatsu set our last deck on fire."

Karamatsu: buys the playing cards.

MettatonSEX: goes and sits by Gaster, putting the artifact

GN Austin: -nods-

MettatonSEX: *away

The Salesman: Salesman accepts the money.

Gaster: -skel is still passed out.-

The Salesman: "Goodbye."

Karamatsu: accepts the cards, then walks away.

The Salesman: The Salesman is gone. The ticket to the arena immediately starts glowing.

Jäger Leyline: hey you ....shit hes gone

MettatonSEX: hugs his darling close, kissing him, before going to the ticket.

The Salesman: [Stations Unloocked:The Bone Duo, The Scale Tippers.]

The Salesman: AFOIABFALHFJAVFAM

The Salesman: Suddenly, anyone nearby the ticket is infront of a familiar desk, with a Red behind it.

MettatonSEX: Hi, Red.

: High Priest Laharl [The Salesman] is now High Priest Laharl [The Arena].

The Arena: "No. Not right now, big news."

GN Austin: Oh! Is that a ticket!? I need some to get a balloon hammer!

MettatonSEX: Do you have challenger registration f-- huh?

Jäger Leyline: hey hot mama

The Arena: She immediately leans over. "Your next match is rigged, just a heads up."

Erron: YOU'RE 14!

MettatonSEX: Oh.

The Arena: "You might want to find some way to fix that, try talking to some of the stations."

Karamatsu: heads on home, with his pokemon.

The Arena: Red makes a throat-slicing motion, and goes back to her normal talk.

MettatonSEX: I will, no problem.

The Arena: "Alright, now what did you need?"

: Karamatsu [Karamatsu] is now Gaster [Gaster].

MettatonSEX: Registration forms.

Gaster: wakes up. Finally.

MettatonSEX: I have a friend.

The Arena: "Name?"

MettatonSEX: Jasper.

The Arena: She immediately starts filling out the forms.

The Arena: "Done."

The Arena: "Timeline number?"

MettatonSEX: ...Currently?

The Arena: "Wherever she lives."

MettatonSEX: GASTON.

The Arena: "...Thank you, she's in."

MettatonSEX: Wonderful.

The Arena: "We're lenient, just tell her she might get summoned to fight and she's good."

MettatonSEX: ((jasper really fell here

MettatonSEX: Alright, I'll tell her once I get home.

The Arena: [Stations]

GN Austin: -Walks up to the desk- Hiya.

The Arena: [Next Round]

The Arena: [Champions]

MettatonSEX: goes to stations

The Arena: Red ignores the 14 year old talking to her.

The Arena: Theres two new stations.

MettatonSEX: goes to the Bone Zone

MettatonSEX: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GN Austin: -waits politely-

The Arena: B and C seem to have gotten their artifact from somewhere, which MTT is now missing.

Gaster: -Speaking of bones, guess who caught up to Mettaton.-

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Hi my love.

MettatonSEX: Um.

The Arena: "Thank you for buying our property back." "In return. For one match." "You may find your disadvantage at lack."

MettatonSEX: Oh?

The Arena: "Summon the dead, raise back the lost." "That is what we do at a cost."

The Arena: "Bring old friend, or make some new ones." "For the dead are not picky." "Do anything for your won."

MettatonSEX: I see.

Erron: ((damn, the rhymes!

The Arena: Theres another station, with Earth and Air behind it.

Gaster: ... Interesting.

The Arena: Air is counting money like it's sheep.

MettatonSEX: I'll keep that in mind.

MettatonSEX: goes to the EA station.

MettatonSEX: Hellooooo.

Erron: ((EA SPORTS!

The Arena: "Hello, Mettaton." Says Air.

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Erron: ((had to.

The Arena: "We can...organize, things for you."

MettatonSEX: ((EA games

The Arena: The way she said that is obvious.

GN Austin: . . .

MettatonSEX: Oh, lovely!

The Arena: 'Organize' is another word for 'rig the shit out of the next match'

The Arena: "We'll give you one round free, if you'd like."

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: I heard this maych might need some, so, that would be much appreciated.

MettatonSEX: *match

The Arena: "Yes, we can't make it end, but we can make it fair!"

The Arena: "Just leave it to us!"

Gaster: Thank you.

MettatonSEX: Alright, thank you, darlings!

The Arena: [Champions] [Next Round]

MettatonSEX: [Champions]

The Arena: The champions room is...almost the same.

The Arena: Jager might be here if he's being RPed. Jasper might've randomly showed up somehow. And theres the Batter from before leaning against the back wall.

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Erron: -is playing SSB3DS while waiting in line- Another win for Mega Man.

Gaster: goes to greet the Purifier.

The Arena: "Hello."

MettatonSEX: goes with Gaster.

MettatonSEX: Hello.

The Arena: "...I'm just here so I don't get bored and destroy a timeline."

The Arena: "Just tell me when to fight, and i'm ready."

MettatonSEX: Good.

Gaster: Ah.

The Arena: He looks away, not much of a talker, this one.

Erron: . . .

MettatonSEX: looks around.

Erron: -Also GNA said that other line just now-

The Arena: ((HC:Batter isn't inherintly evil, he just got really fucking bored living in a world where the only company is elsens, cats, and Dedan.

Erron: -i fucked it up-

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

The Arena: ((And decided it would all look better in a nice shade of white))

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Gaster: ((oh, of course

The Arena: Gunner is flipping the gun around his finger, Tania is seemingly chatting with someone on a phone.

The Arena: The usual.

Gaster: ((it's just that the way we were given to puppeteer the batter only let us play a certain way

Erron: ((I gotta play OFF sometime.

The Arena: ((True))

The Arena: ((He did refuse to run away from certain enemies too))

The Arena: ((Anyways))

MettatonSEX: ((you must get OFF

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Erron: ((I'll beat OFF soon.

The Arena: [Next Round?}

MettatonSEX: [Sure why not]

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

The Arena: "Ladies, Gentleman, and people of noncomformal gender identities, I see you, the attack helicopters off the in the corner!"

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The Arena: "Welcome to round 5!"

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The Arena: "In this corner, they're big, they're bad, they're on a win streak!"

The Arena: "It's....err...Gaster and co!" Theres different people here every damn time.

MettatonSEX: waves to everyone, smiling.

The Arena: "And in this corner, they're small, they're weak, and they're rich as all hell!"

The Arena: "Its...the Death Knockers!'

GN Austin: -tries to talk to Red again- Is this the Mortal Kombat tournament?

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The Arena: Tons of short people in skull masks are off in the other booth.

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The Arena: "The match will be a gauntlet match! Gaster and Co will fight through a series of 1v1 matches!"

Gaster: ... Ah, how tacky.

MettatonSEX: Tch.

The Arena: "And in the first round, the death knockers have picked their champion for round 1!"

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The Arena: A kid steps out of the other side, wearing his own skull mask. He looks like the epitome of 'Sick of this shit', somebody really doesn't like their own coworkers.

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The Arena: The familiar kid makes gestures at the Death Knockers that could be described as 'These are idiots.'

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Erron: ...ok, I'll come back later, I guess. -walks back to Erron and sits with him-

MettatonSEX: ...Hm.

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The Arena: "Iiiiits the lad with the mouth thats bad!"

The Arena: "Neeeecrosis!" Necrosis facepalms.

Erron: *GNA SAID THAT AGAIN FUUUYCK*

MettatonSEX: Oh.

The Arena: Necrosis is just slumped, he had a skull mask before it was cool.

The Arena: He shrugs at MTT, hey, it's a living.

The Arena: "Pick your champion!"

Gaster: ... Want to try the Batter?

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The Arena: A list of champions opens up infront of them, it now has Jasper, and, if available, Jager.

The Arena: As well as Batter.

MettatonSEX: Yep.

The Arena: "Batter up!"

MettatonSEX: Hey batter batter hey batter batter swing

Gaster: ((it's kind of late so i don't want to rp two characters

The Arena: Batter walks out on the field, Necrosis just sighs.

The Arena: "Round 1, start!"

Gaster: YOUR WIFE'S DOING GREAT, BATTER

The Arena: Batter takes a familiar swing stance...and stays like that for a solid 20 seconds.

MettatonSEX: ...

The Arena: Nobody moves.

The Arena: Necrosis has broken the system, Batter can't do anything if Necrosis doesn't take his fucking turn.

The Arena: This is why people don't go by IRL OFF rules.

GN Austin: It seems like we need to make a team to get in... You get Frisk, I'll get Kimmy. We're gonna have some fun!

MettatonSEX: ...

The Arena: ...

The Arena: The announcer sighs.

Gaster: ... Well, shit.

MettatonSEX: Fuck.

The Arena: Necrosis 'laughs'

Erron: Actually... this sounds kinda fun. I'll do it!

The Arena: Batter already looks sick of tis shit.

GN Austin: YEAH!

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Gaster: ... Should we taunt the batter?

The Arena: Fuck it, Batter swings first, and Necrosis was not expecting it.

Gaster: Maybe that can urge him into breaking the rule - oh

MettatonSEX: NICE

The Arena: The child flies across the arena like a baseball and hits a wall.

The Arena: Damn, that looked like it hurt.

MettatonSEX: Sorry, Necrosis.

The Arena: Words fly out of the side arena.

The Arena: "Shatter." Batter suddenly gets to watch his bat break in half.

MettatonSEX: Fuck.

The Arena: "Lift."

Gaster: Oh no.

The Arena: Batter is lifted in the air.

GN Austin: What should we call our team? I vote "The Gem Network"

The Arena: "Core." Batter is thrown down to the fucking floor...and through it...and farther.

MettatonSEX: WHAT THE FUCK

The Arena: Yeah, Batter probably won't be coming back up to the top for a bit.

Gaster: Well, shit!

The Arena: "Round 1 is over! Winner is Necrosis!"

The Arena: "Round 2 time! Best two out of three victories!"

Gaster: is somewhat worried that they'll have a core!batter on their hands now.

Erron: I like "The Smash Ballers."

MettatonSEX: ...

The Arena: By Core, Necrosis chucked Batter into the fucking core of the planet.

MettatonSEX: Who the fuck is up next.

The Arena: Batter is deader than jazz music.

GN Austin: How about "Emerald Overdrive!"

The Arena: "The round two fighters arreee!"

Erron: "Overwatch!"

MettatonSEX: ((all i could think was SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE

The Arena: "The dead knockers bring in their leader!"

GN Austin: YES!

Gaster: thinks. "Who can go against him..."

The Arena: "Deaht himself!"

Erron: ((o boy

The Arena: It's just a really tall guy in a tacky halloween costume.

Gaster: ... Oh. This should be easy, right?

Erron: We will be known as... OVERWATCH

MettatonSEX: ...Titania?

GN Austin: Hellz yeah!

Gaster: Sure.

The Arena: Titania steps out...

The Arena: "Begin!"

The Arena: The fight lasts a total of 2.6 seconds.

MettatonSEX: ...

The Arena: Seriously, 'Death' just gets fucking decapitated.

MettatonSEX: Wow.

The Arena: Titania walks out.

MettatonSEX: Nice.

The Arena: Fucking savage.

Gaster: ... Yeowch.

The Arena: "It's the crowning moment!" Some people are passing bets up top.

The Arena: This is the rigged match.

The Arena: "The Death Knockers bring in...Necrosis again!"

MettatonSEX: we need earth and air to help

MettatonSEX: ...

Erron: calls RFrisk and GNA calls Kimmy. They both agree!

The Arena: Necrosis steps out, and looks at MTT.

MettatonSEX: ...

Gaster: nods.

The Arena: He...winks through the mask, before stepping BACK.

The Arena: As in stepping back into the stand.

MettatonSEX: ..Uh.

The Arena: "...What?"

Gaster: ... Oh.

The Arena: "New challenger! It's..."

The Arena: "...Wait."

Jamie (Judas): -Walks up to the two- I want in.

Erron: k.

The Arena: "This one is not a part of the Death Knockers, WHO IS THIS."

The Arena: The Announcer is losing his shit."

Erron: ((SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT

The Arena: A giant, masculine, hulk of a man steps out.

The Arena: He's like the size of Mettaton NEO, but made of muscle and pain.

MettatonSEX: ...

The Arena: [Pick your Challenger]

The Arena: The man has a strange look in his eyes, and he's twitching.

Gaster: .... Uh.

MettatonSEX: ...

Gaster: Jasper?

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Gaster: ((shit hang on

The Arena: The door in the back opens and waits for Jasper.

Gaster: ((i thought i had a command for her lmao

Erron: and the rest of "Overwatch" walk up to Red's desk. "We'd like to enter this tourney please."

The Arena: Red scoffs.

The Arena: "...You think you can fight?"

The Arena: "No seriously, do you even know what this place is?"

The Arena: Red starts laughing.

Jasper: -The big buff cheeto puff enters, cracking her knuckles. "This should be fun."-

Erron: -They all demonstrate their powers-

The Arena: "Dumbasses."

The Arena: "You don't fight here, your champions do."

Erron: Champions?

MettatonSEX: claps

Jamie (Judas): Explain!

The Arena: Jasper immediately gains a layer of armor. Made of rock and clouds, Earth and Air's doing.

Jasper: "Hey, nice!"

MettatonSEX: claps

The Arena: "Begin!"

The Arena: The big, burly man...doesn't do anything, infact, he falls over.

The Arena: And starts making cracking noises.

Erron: ((oh

Jasper: -She summons her gem weapon, but pauses as he falls over. "Oh, come on!"

The Arena: The man's neck starts to extend.

The Arena: Oh come on I thought we were done with dealing with these things.

Erron: ((NOPR.AVI

The Arena: His body begins contorting itself.

Erron: ((who's using SFM

Jasper: "Oh... now this is more like it!"

The Arena: "...Is this a disqualification? I thought we banned joy!" The announcer is getting in an argument with someone.

MettatonSEX: Oh god.

The Arena: And then the mutant's world is rocked by a part of the ceiling falling on him. Earth's doing. Well that helps

MettatonSEX: ...

The Arena: Nevertheless, the man dives at Jasper, weakened but still going.

Jasper: -The gem is full of mixed emotions, but grabs him, and pile drives him into the dirt.-

The Arena: Well, not so much dives as try to do his best luffy impression. And the piledriver shows why bending like laffy taffy doesn't work.

Jasper: -She then headbutts him, for good measure.-

The Arena: The mutant attempts to recover and literally decapitate Jasper with his mouth, but the armor stops it.

The Arena: This is a slaughter.

MettatonSEX: KICK HIS ASS

Gaster: japser -Jasper does what Mettaton requests, if she can locate his ass.-

Gaster: ((BWEH

The Arena: Until this unfounded cockiness doesn't help out in the end.

The Arena: Just before the asskicking, The man streches his arms and tries to lift Jasper in the air...

The Arena: But the rock body is too large, and all his did we just let Jasper get a nice body slam.

The Arena: Ow.

MettatonSEX: claps.

The Arena: You accidently hit yourself with the enemy.

The Arena: How.

Jasper: -She digs her elbow into his torso. "Heh. Pathetic."-

Erron: Fine... I'd like to enter these guys as my champions... as you can see. Austin can control emeralds, Kimmy controlls wind, Jamies a demon, and Frisk... well. Frisk is a psycho.

The Arena: "We don't allow children below 15 into the arena, squirt."

Robo-Frisk: Hey!

Jamie (Judas): I'm 15.

The Arena: The mutant attempts to make one last ditch effort...and promptly just croaks on the spot.

Erron: ((ribbit

The Arena: The word 'Necrosis' fades out, but it's obvious who the winner is.

The Arena: "And the winner is Jasper!" Says the announcer.

The Arena: Red looks at Judar.

MettatonSEX: YOU DID GREAT!

Jamie (Judas): . . .

The Arena: "...Nope, not seeing it. You look like an islamic midget to me."

The Arena: "Get outta here."

Jasper: -The gem raises her fist, letting out a victory roar... then trips over a crack as she's leaving the arena.-

The Arena: Break your mothers back.

Jamie (Judas): HOW DARETH YOU!? I, Jamie the LORD OF DEMONS WILL VEST THE COMPETITIO--

MettatonSEX: ...

The Arena: Jasper wins, as per the usual...a crapton of G provided she doesn't sue us for this!

MettatonSEX: STILL WONDERFUL

Jasper: -Technically her mom is a rock wall but okay-

GN Austin: Jamie... Just stop.

The Arena: "Seriously please don't sue it."

The Arena: Red just pulls a lever on the inside of the booth.

The Arena: A rapier drops down, and lands in her hands.

Jasper: -Jasper doesn't really understand the concept of suing, so you're lucky there.-

The Arena: "One, the lord of demons is already a champion."

The Arena: "And he laughs way too loud."

Jamie (Judas): . . .

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The Arena: "Two, just say 'how dare you' like a normal person, you archaic twat."

The Arena: "Gaster and Co. win..."

Jäger Leyline: ((its like 3 in the morning

MettatonSEX: smiles

MettatonSEX: ((and

GN Austin: O-Okay Jamie... I think we should go.

Jäger Leyline: ((get some sleep

Jamie (Judas): Shut it, child!

Gaster: ((put my key in the door, bodies laying all over the floor

The Arena: "And all express-payed meal to Whattaburger!"

The Arena: (+3 Glamburgers.)

GN Austin: Hey!

The Arena: Red looks at Jamie.

MettatonSEX: smiles, hugging Gaster.

The Arena: And promptly leans back, kicking her porcelain feet up on the booth. "Whatever, i'll listen if you can, y'know, reach the booth.

The Arena: The booth is too tall.

Gaster: hugs back.

GN Austin: . . . Jamie I have an idea!

The Arena: "We give our deepest condolences to the dead baseball man!" Says the announcer.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Should we revive him?

The Arena: "But I don't think he'll need deeper things with how far down he is!"

MettatonSEX: ...

Jamie (Judas): -Throws Austin up at the top of the booth, you decide if he makes it-

GN Austin: AAAAAA!

MettatonSEX: Oh, come on, that was worse than Sans's puns!

Gaster: ... Damn.

The Arena: He taps Red's foot, hard, her foot is porcelain, he falls back down.

The Arena: You just threw yourself into another persons foot.

Gaster: That was colder than the batter's heart.

The Arena: "Well, he needs some cold air where he is!"

The Arena: Molten hot core.

MettatonSEX: He had a heart?

GN Austin: *CRASH* Ow... my everything...

The Arena: She laughs behind the booth.

Kimmy: Jamie... you know I can fly, right?

MettatonSEX: exits tge arena bullshit

The Arena: "...You can fly?"

Gaster: looks at Mettaton. "Dear, let's go to bed."

Jamie (Judas): -Throws Kimmy this time-

The Arena: "Well, thats just cheating now."

Kimmy: AAAAAAGH!

MettatonSEX: nods, kissing Gaster on the cheek.

The Arena: Red reaches a hand out, and just grabs Kimmy as shes going up, by the head.

The Arena: "I mean, really. Just give up, i'm a trained fighter, you're not getting in this arena."

Kimmy: ...I'm not even trying.

MettatonSEX: goes home.

The Arena: Red drops her.

Gaster: goes home too.

The Arena: ...And proceeds to jump out of the booth, landing on her feet.

MettatonSEX: Oh, darling...

Kimmy: *ANOTHER CRASH* OW FUCK!

The Arena: "Come back tomorrow, or don't, I don't care, I've got to eat lunch."

MettatonSEX: I just want to say, I'm officially a trainer.

The Arena: She starts to walk off.

The Arena: [Follow] [Go back to bar] [Investigate Arena]

Gaster: Ohh, nice!

MettatonSEX: Yep.

MettatonSEX: All of them are mutated, except DeLa.

Erron: and Overwatch decide to stay at the bar...

MettatonSEX: The Aggron.

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Erron: That was a complete fucking failure...

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Gaster: Ah.

MettatonSEX: tends to have themed name sets

Gaster: Did anyone else go with you?

MettatonSEX: Frisk did and so did... Karamatsu, I think it was.

Robo-Frisk: Well put.

The Arena: Boomzy, Boomer, Lil' Boom, and Zappity would like to discuss explosions with you.

MettatonSEX: I have a full team of six.

Erron: -everyone sits at the bar-

Gaster: ... Ah, one of the Matsuno boys went with you? Good, they need jobs.

MettatonSEX: Alaska woukd like to have a word with you honeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

The Arena: Guess what.

The Arena: Zappity had Shadow Ball, I could've fucking ruined you.

MettatonSEX: But you didn't.

The Arena: HONEEEEEEEEEEEY

The Arena: True, mainly because I felt bad for making the teams too hard.

Erron: . . .

MettatonSEX: good

Jamie (Judas): Well it's clear that I'm carrying this team.

MettatonSEX: ...Do you want to know all their names?

GN Austin: Shut the fuck up, Jamie.

MettatonSEX: is a fuckin dork

Gaster: ... Sure.

Kimmy: Austin, calm down...

GN Austin: HE THREW ME!

MettatonSEX: There's Alyssa the Gardevoir, Alaska the Mismagius, DeLa the Aggron, Bianca the Lucario, Bob the Mew, and Kaganja the Cacturne.

MettatonSEX: *Laganja

Jäger Leyline: hey kids will you shut up

Gaster: ... You named the Mew Bob?

Jäger Leyline: trying to nap here

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Gaster: Nice.

Robo-Frisk: Yeah, that guy's right, you guys are being obnoxious.

MettatonSEX: Bob the Mew, not to be confused with Bob the electrician.

Jamie (Judas): Oh, and here comes the little toaster that didn't...

Gaster: nods.

Erron: Hey! Don't talk about Frisk like that!

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MettatonSEX: ...Nobody's guessed my theme name this time, I'm shocked.

Erron: *Lots of arguing between the "team"*

TheGlassblowers: Two figures show up near the 'Overwatch' "Well you two have a predicament, don't you fellows?"

MettatonSEX: *name scheme

GN Austin: Clearly.

Gaster: ... Drag queens?

MettatonSEX: Yes, you got it.

TheGlassblowers: "Well, little ones, would you like to make a..." Lens smirks. "Deal?"

MettatonSEX: I thought it would be obvious after Aggron.

Jäger Leyline: Kids shut your noise!

GN Austin: . . . What deal?

Gaster: chuckles. "Well, I'm a bit tired."

TheGlassblowers: They seperate, showing a mirror, which shows the reflections of everyone, but older, not squeaks anymore.

MettatonSEX: Well, we can head to bed.

TheGlassblowers: "Your youth, look a little older on the outside, we could take that, and get you passage~"

Erron: -How older? like... 15? 20?-

TheGlassblowers: Depends how older you feel like it being kek

MettatonSEX: lifts Gaster into a hug, holding him close.

Gaster: squeaks a little.

TheGlassblowers: "We'll just need a little something from you~"

MettatonSEX: So cute.

Kimmy: That being?

TheGlassblowers: "What do you have to offer~?"

TheGlassblowers: "Your sense of humors? Ears for music? Conscience?"

Gaster: Darling, stop describing yourself.

GN Austin: Chuck E. Cheese tokens?

TheGlassblowers: "We could trade your age for your strength~"

MettatonSEX: Not this again.

TheGlassblowers: "Your age for your killing intent~"

TheGlassblowers: "Your age for your unkilling intent~"

Jamie (Judas): I like that last one.

TheGlassblowers: They both smile at once. "What would you like to offer?"

GN Austin: I have Steam Wallet Cards.

TheGlassblowers: ((So you do realize that the Glassblowers are basically going full-on 'Poor Unfortunate Souls' here.))

MettatonSEX: carries Gaster to bed. Hella is there, passed out.

Erron: ((i know))

MettatonSEX: ((ITS SAD, BUT TRUE

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Jamie (Judas): Any other things we can give you... because I have no Unkilling intent.

Gaster: sliiides into bed.

Kimmy: This doesn't sound like a good idea at all.

GN Austin: I do look kinda hot in the future.

Kimmy: [sub]Damn right you do...[/sub]

MettatonSEX: sliiiides into bed like [spoiler]Jasper slid off the part of the island[/spoiler] <-- actual spoilers for 'in too deep'

Erron: ((Omg MV, my sides))

MettatonSEX: ((>:3c

Gaster: ((oh my god mv

Gaster: ((jasper's not going to live that down here

MettatonSEX: ((nope

Erron: ((no she wont.

Gaster: ((unless she doesn't live from that

MettatonSEX: ((i think of that one video where they put that scene to the cha cha slide

Gaster: ((OH MY GOD

Erron: ((YES!

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MettatonSEX: ((SLIIIIIDE TO THE LEFT

GN Austin: Sorry guys, we'll decline this offer.

MettatonSEX: ((SLIIIIIIDE TO THE RIGHT

Erron: ((CRISS CROSS

MettatonSEX: ((FREEZE

MettatonSEX: ((EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

Erron: ((Cha Cha Real Smoothe.

Gaster: ((CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAO

Erron: and co. go back to arguing.

Hellaton: ...Hhhello.

Gaster: Hi Hella.

MettatonSEX: Hi Hellaton.

Kimmy: This team was a mistake.

Jamie (Judas): You're a mistake

Robo-Frisk: Anime was a mistake.

Hellaton: I... I wawawas waiting for you two. N-nnnot like... not lililike in a sensual mannnnner I mean

Erron: What?

MettatonSEX: outs a hand on Hella's speaker.

MettatonSEX: We understand.

Karamatsu: -Meanwhile, Karamatsu's having a nice time introducing his pokemon to his brothers.-

MettatonSEX: Hey, unrelated but, tomorrow, I want you to meet my team. Of Pokémon.

Jamie (Judas): -the other "Isaac Characters"are all probably dicking around.-

Hellaton: ...Alllllllright. ,,,

MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster and Hella close.

Erron: Can you kids just shut up?

Gaster: Okay, I will.

Hellaton: -holds Gaster and Metta.-

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Gaster: I can't wait.

Jamie (Judas): Hey Erron, how's the wife?

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GN Austin: That's MY joke!

MettatonSEX: Good.

Erron: Oh you little shit!

MettatonSEX: kisses both of his roommates, whirring.

Gaster: ((I'm half tempted to give the youngest matsuno a surprise team of cute yet powerful pokemon

MettatonSEX: Goodnight.

MettatonSEX: ((do it

Gaster: Goodnight.

Erron: ((sounds adorable

Hellaton: Goodnininight.

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Hellaton: -whirrs softly-

Gaster: (("ah, i see you've got pokemon, karamatsu-niisan! Shall i show you mine?"

Gaster: ((-totty proceeds to kick his brother's ass-

MettatonSEX: and Hella enter Sleep Mode, hugging each other and Gaster close.

MettatonSEX: ((im going to bed, gm

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Gaster: drifts off to sleep.

Gaster: ((gn

Erron: ((gm

Jäger Leyline: wakes up

Jäger Leyline: (gn

Kimmy: Ya know what... Fuck this team. -walks out-

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GN Austin: I'm with her.

Jamie (Judas): Same. -warps out-

Jäger Leyline: am I gunna have to kick some ass?

Jäger Leyline: oh

Erron: No, they left...

Jäger Leyline: finally

Erron: It's just you, me, and Fris-- and she's gone.

Jäger Leyline: so it seems

Erron: *sigh* I thought the kid was on to something when he came up with the team idea.

Jäger Leyline: too bad you aint a chick

Erron: Okay...

Jäger Leyline: so ah.....

Jäger Leyline: who are you?

Robo-Frisk: -walks in- I'm back... just wen't to grab my Game Boy.

Erron: Name's Erron...

Erron: oh hey Frisk.

Jäger Leyline: right....

Erron: . . .

Jäger Leyline: you know Jeska?

Erron: Yeah... she's a clone of my dead wife. Err, some shit like that.

Jäger Leyline: clone? huh didnt know that

Erron: Yeah... it's weird... My friend AD is takin' care if her though.

Erron: I think.

Jäger Leyline: takin care of her alright

Erron: Huh?

Jäger Leyline: got her bakin a bun

Erron: Oh yeah...

Erron: I was alerted.

Erron: err, somthin.

Jäger Leyline: should she like, be your wife if shes a clone?

Jäger Leyline: shouldnt*

Erron: No... she's only a physical clone... Jukon is long gone. Jeska is new.

Erron: Y'know what I mean.

Jäger Leyline: Jukon huh....

Erron: Y-Yeah...

Jäger Leyline: jeska like her at all?

Erron: She's been acting kinda like her... a little.

Jäger Leyline: might be her...somwwhere in there

Erron: -is getting nervous- N-No... She's... gone.

Jäger Leyline: maybe not I dunno

Jäger Leyline: the thing is... I meet Jukon before

Erron: . . . oh really?

Jäger Leyline: yep 6 years ago

Erron: Wow.

Jäger Leyline: (brb

Erron: ((k

Jäger Leyline: she was different back then

Erron: ...

Jäger Leyline: it was weird because Jeska just came up to me and talked as if we talked before

Jäger Leyline: and I mistook her for Jukon

Jäger Leyline: hired me to help out around here

Erron: Wait...

Erron: -sudden realization- Y-You don't think...

Jäger Leyline: think what?

Erron: Did... AD take my wife?

Jäger Leyline: I dunno

Jäger Leyline: did he?

Erron: . . .

Erron: This is weird... I'm feeling pride in someone else...

Jäger Leyline: wha?

Erron: Too bad it's masked by all of this BLINDING RAGE

Jäger Leyline: whoa whoa cool down there hot shot

Erron: I TRUSED HIM!

Erron: AND HE PULLS THE ULTIMATE DICK MOVE!

Jäger Leyline: Erron?

Erron: MY WIFE DIES AN HE BRINGS HER BACK TO LIFE, AND WHAT DOES HE DO? STARTS BANGING HER!

Jäger Leyline: ahhh......

Erron: THIS IS THE REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES!

Jäger Leyline: AD doesnt seem the banging type

Erron: Well the how did she get pregnant!?

Jäger Leyline: she likely took him to bed

Erron: Which led to them bangi-- *another sudden realization* oh... my... god...

Jäger Leyline: .....

Erron: She... completely forgot about me...

Jäger Leyline: you okay there?

Erron: -shakes his head-

Jäger Leyline: I mean wait

Erron: ...?

Jäger Leyline: Im xompelety guessing here

Jäger Leyline: I dont really know

Erron: Maybe... she's not back. But... just the thought defeats me. I loved her... I helped her become a better person...

Jäger Leyline: Jukon a better person?

Erron: I'm not saying I [i]DESERVE[/i] her... but... you know.

Jäger Leyline: i cant much else really I dont know

Jäger Leyline: coukd always go talk to her

Erron: If you must...

Jäger Leyline: i meant you pal

Erron: oh...

Erron: I don't know if I can bring myself to do it.

Jäger Leyline: thats up to youpal

Jäger Leyline: it might be beat to move on

Jäger Leyline: best*

Jäger Leyline: being single is awesome anyhow

Erron: I have to... they already made a happy family together. And I'm in a relationship now too.

Jäger Leyline: yeah....

Erron: They have kids, and a house 'n shit.

Jäger Leyline: i guess the truth isnt worth pursuing here

Erron: You're right... As much as I miss Jukon... you're right.

Erron: I need to move on...

Erron: AD is still a fuckin' prick if it's true though.

Jäger Leyline: hey I dont know anything kid

Erron: Heh, neither do I...

Jäger Leyline: what you do ia up to you

Erron: ...yeqh.

Erron: You're right.

Erron: My boyfriend already makes me happy... why should I stress myself out over an ex?

Jäger Leyline: sounda fair

Erron: -nods-

GN Austin: ...Well that was fuckin' awkward.

Erron: AGH! When did you get here!?

GN Austin: Never left.

Erron: . . .

Jäger Leyline: ehhh

GN Austin: Well... I'm out. Good luck with the BF, Erron. -walks out-

Erron: . . .

Erron: what now?

Jäger Leyline: dunno

Erron: *sigh*

Jäger Leyline: dont care

Erron: I wish I could be more careless and free like you...

Erron: But my life pretty much went to shit.

Jäger Leyline: careless? I wish I was

Erron: Huh?

Jäger Leyline: I got like 5000 things on my mind roght now

Erron: same dude

Jäger Leyline: just dont care about thing like that

Erron: Wow...

Jäger Leyline: hmm?

Erron: Y'know. I always try to relax... but I end up doing something like killing robots on the moon, or burning a child to death.

Jäger Leyline: ahh...killing a kid?

Erron: Yeah... that Austin kid is from a video game timeline... so he has extra lives.

Erron: Things get weird here...

Jäger Leyline: well hes not dead so I guess you dont have to worry Bout that

Erron: Eh...

Jäger Leyline: and killing robots on the moon

Erron: Well... that's gonna happen soon.

Erron: I just know.

Jäger Leyline: wanna compare woes?

Erron: Go ahead.

Jäger Leyline: parents died when I was 13

Erron: Oh... my parents are dead too.

Erron: [sub]like... a year ago[/sub]

Jäger Leyline: had to take care of my 4 year old sister

Erron: I watch over Frisk... which is harder than you think.

Jäger Leyline: was forced into war shortly afyerwards while trying to take car of my sister

Jäger Leyline: a merc band picked me and used me as a soldier

Erron: I was turned into a hellbent flower. after my best friend died in my arms.

Jäger Leyline: spent 10 years at war against humabity

Jäger Leyline: humanity*

Erron: spent 10 years against EVERYTHING.

Erron: Monsters, Humans, you name it, I wznted it dead.

Jäger Leyline: my sister became ill 2 years ago after thw war ended

Erron: My best friend became a fucking demon hellspawn.

Jäger Leyline: the diseaase has nearly crippled her and left her deformed

Erron: Her face was melting and she possesed a human who slaughtered everyone including me... but my timeline was reset shortly afterwards.

Jäger Leyline: and Ive racked up so much debt trying to pay for her medical bills

Erron: I lived alone for another 5 years after...

Erron: literaly NO OTHER CONRACT

Erron: *CONTAVT

Erron: *CONTACT FUCKING HELL

Jäger Leyline: and people discriminate against her because she is seen as a plague bearer

Erron: I felt so alone and helpkess for 5 years...

Jäger Leyline: Ive also out her inthe best univeraity there is which aint cheap

Jäger Leyline: shes 14 abd already smarter than the entire campus

Erron: I still have [s]Vientnam[/s] Flower Flashbacks...

Jäger Leyline: shes the obly thing that matters to me

Erron: 99% of my friends here is either dead or on some kind of hit list...

Jäger Leyline: theobly thing I know how to do is fight

Jäger Leyline: so I put my life on yhe line to ensure she can live a normal life

Erron: The only emotion I feel is anger... everyday, I'm always pisssed off.

Jäger Leyline: and if I die, I dont think shell be able to make it on her own

Erron: I've killed multiple children... MULTIPLE TIMES EACH.

Jäger Leyline: so Im stuck in a catch 22

Erron: If I die... it won't affect ANYONE.

Erron: So it's like I only exist to some.

Jäger Leyline: you likely can change that

Erron: Heh... sure. I bet I can fly too.

Jäger Leyline: got a BF right?

Erron: What of him?

Jäger Leyline: you matter to someone

Jäger Leyline: and you moved onand found someone else

Erron: one person... who can still function if I sied.

Erron: Also... I can't get dtunk anymore.

Jäger Leyline: makw more friends then

Erron: ...

Jäger Leyline: do something

Erron: At least you weren't put into a fucking blender and turned into a talking microwave... -knocks on hids chest, making a clang sound-

Jäger Leyline: get anything cool from that?

Erron: Some weapons...

Jäger Leyline: not bad

Erron: But I can't get drunk or high...

Jäger Leyline: my legs are cybernetic

Jäger Leyline: thats likely a good thing

Erron: Meh.

Jäger Leyline: i have a felling youd be dead by now otherwise

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Erron: Who'd care... two people?

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Jäger Leyline: yep...two people would

Erron: Hmph...

Jäger Leyline: youre acting like its bad you dont have a high number of people who care forbyou

Erron: one of those two people is a kid... who I've killed 3 times.

Jäger Leyline: dont you think you should value those 2 more?

Jäger Leyline: because you are devaluing them rightt now

Jäger Leyline: seeing them more as numbers than people

Jäger Leyline: I only matter to 1 person...and thats all I need

Erron: I value them... alot. but my point is, they don't need me... if anything they'd be better off without me..

Erron: I'm a danger to them...

Erron: I've killed one of them 3 times!

Jäger Leyline: yet they are still here

Jäger Leyline: and youre worrying about be needed when you should just be happy withbm then

Erron: I've also got the moonbots to worry about... And I don't want them getting hurt or even worse, KILLED!

Jäger Leyline: think you arevworry too much

Erron: WE ARE ON THE MOON AS WE SPEAK! These robots could just barge in and fuck us both up if they found us!

Erron: I'd never be able to forgive myself if they got turnd into moonbots too...

Erron: I just want them to be safe... I value them more than my own being.

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Erron: HA is probably the best boyfriend I've had... and the kid... He's the closest thing to a nephew or son. DON'T EVER TELL HIM I SAID THAT!

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Jäger Leyline: (brb

Erron: (k

Jäger Leyline: ((you can go too bed btw

Erron: ((not tired.

Jäger Leyline: k

Erron: ((you can if you want

Jäger Leyline: ((its 6 pm here

Erron: ((oh yeah, kek

Erron: ()i might soon though

Jäger Leyline: (k

Erron: . . .

Jäger Leyline: ah I see

Erron: -nods-

Jäger Leyline: if thats you should be doing more to take care of your self

Erron: I want to take care of them more! They matter more than me!

Jäger Leyline: so you can be there whem tbey need you

Erron: . . .

Jäger Leyline: ...I should be doing the same thing

Erron: I need them more than they need me...

Jäger Leyline: thats not a bad thing thiigh

Erron: hmph...

Jäger Leyline: my sis needs me

Jäger Leyline: do you yhink that means I love her less

Erron: no...

Jäger Leyline: come on stop beating yourself up so much

Jäger Leyline: i tried that. gets you no where

Erron: I just with I could go back on time and stop myself from getting captured by the moonbots in the first place...

Jäger Leyline: cant change the past but you xan the futute

Erron: You're right...

Jäger Leyline: yeppers

Erron: . . .

Jäger Leyline: just try n be happy

Erron: ok.

Erron: -gets up- I think i'm gonna go get some shuteye.

Jäger Leyline: alright

Erron: Thanks, man.

Jäger Leyline: see ya later

Jäger Leyline: no problem

Erron: -heads for the door- See ya...

Erron: ((wow the ferls.

Erron: ((*feels

Erron: ((i'm tired.

Jäger Leyline: ((im good at that

Jäger Leyline: (gn

Erron: ((GN

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Jäger Leyline: ((hello darkness my old friend

Jäger Leyline: (morning

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Jäger Leyline: ((ppl come back!

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Jäger Leyline: ((frisky! dont leave me!

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Jäger Leyline: ((...

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Jäger Leyline: ((make up your damn mind

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Jäger Leyline: ((succ

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Jäger Leyline: ((oi

Jäger Leyline: ((gdi

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Barchar: (morning brah)

Jäger Leyline: ((hey

Jäger Leyline: ((the the first person to not enter and leave

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: ((eyy

Jäger Leyline: (oi

Frisk: ((hi

Barchar: (well I might be leaving sooner rather than later for karate but eh)

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Jäger Leyline: (oi frisk

Jäger Leyline: /me is in the bar

Jäger Leyline: ((why mrasap?

Jäger Leyline: is in the bar

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Barchar: is as well. After a day, she's kind of already gotten over the high of interximensional travel.

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -the smol kitten child yawns-[/font][/color]

Jäger Leyline: ((BC can go throught dimensions now?

Jäger Leyline: hey cat...thing

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: G'mornin'...[/font][/color]

Barchar: (yup. She made it so she can. It was not a pleasant process. )

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is pretty much human except for cat ears and a tail, like you see in anime sometimes.-[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -however, one of her ears has a notch in it.-[/font][/color]

Jäger Leyline: borning morning

Jäger Leyline: boring morning*

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Not for me, though...[/font][/color]

Barchar: "Eh. Most are."

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -hops in her box, and cruises out onto the moon. She rides around and does several flamboyant tricks. It's clearly on autopilot.-[/font][/color]

Barchar: oh were on the moon now okay

Jäger Leyline: ((frisky

Barchar: (this is what I get for going to dnd)

: ((just imagine Mi's box just cruising up to the moon like the "there is no need to be upset" gif))

Jäger Leyline: when is the bar goin back to the ground?

Frisk: ((whoops

Frisk: ((sorry

Frisk: ((i'm tired

Jäger Leyline: ((nsp

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels back in-[/font][/color]

: ((today i slept at 2 AM))

: ((I'm tired af

Barchar: (ninja sex party?)

Jäger Leyline: ((yes

Frisk: ((i think i literally just)))

Frisk: ((fell asleep))

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Frisk: ((yesterday night))

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Jäger Leyline: ((oi

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Fabriel: is awake, holding a sleeping asuka

Frisk: ((ayyy

Jeska or Jukon: -walks into the bar

Fabriel: Howdy

Jäger Leyline: Hey there

Jeska or Jukon: hey whose free right now?

Fabriel: ((Flame

Fabriel: ((Which day is better for you

Fabriel: ((Today or tomorrow

Frisk: ((Slarv: We're gonna have a gangbang))

Fabriel: Don't have much to do

Fabriel: Just Sukie

Fabriel: is holding a smol human child

Frisk: ((Fabriel can only do Sukie?))

Frisk: ((Gee.))

Fabriel: ((:)

Barchar: (uhhh)

Barchar: (I'll tell you in about ten minutes if I'm doing anything today)

Fabriel: ((K

Barchar: (tomorrow is almost certainly fine, though. So... )

Fabriel: ((Btale needs to be present for chapper 4

Barchar: (yeah)

Barchar: (I'm aware)

Fabriel: ((Tomorrow was the original plan

Jeska or Jukon: I need a few people do go get me something

Fabriel: ((Can barchar see on the moon now like she could?

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Barchar: (she's still got the omnipresent thing going on, yes)

Barchar: (but, you know, still fuzzy.)

Frisk: ((Yazan, I have like one more question))

Frisk: ((From that PM))

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Frisk: (([I]shit[/i]

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Jäger Leyline: ((k

Jäger Leyline: (fuxking internet

Frisk: ((rip

Jäger Leyline: ((so what are tori and fin up to?

Jäger Leyline: ((ask on the pm frisky

Barchar: (I have no idea, Yaz. Probably not a whole lot important? )

Frisk: ((i did

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Frisk: ((Tori and Fin are buying Froggits at the pet store))

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Jäger Leyline: ((fun

Jäger Leyline: (my internet has gone full retard

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Fabriel: whats that Barchar sees

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Jäger Leyline: (fuck my internet, I'm out

Fabriel: ((Cya

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Barchar: I dunno what is that she sees

Fabriel: she sees a smol child

Fabriel: being cut to pieces

Barchar: oh fuk

Barchar: okay wow

Fabriel: and put back together again

Fabriel: with robot parts

Fabriel: screaming and crying her head off

Fabriel: it's Onna, you're seeing Onna

Barchar: finds this less troubling than she should, but that doesn't mean it isn't troubling

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Barchar: is jukon in the bar rn

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Fabriel: ((When I go on /r/undertale and read feels comics now

Fabriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHY5ViHRYw

Fabriel: ((This is what happens

Fabriel: ((http://peachiekeenie.deviantart.com/art/That-s-rough-buddy-UNDERTALE-SPOILERS-570363159

Fabriel: ((Sad Azzy is cute

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Fabriel: ((JUST SWITCHED BABY

Fabriel: ((WOO

Fabriel: ((It was an accident but WE DID IT

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Frisk: ((hi

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Fabriel: ((I tried to do it again

Fabriel: ((Didn't work rip

Frisk: ((RIP))

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Fabriel: ((It was crazy and horrifying

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Frisk: ((hoo boy

Fabriel: ((I couldn't feel my body, I was in a black void, and I couldn't breathe

Fabriel: ((brb

Fabriel: ((Back

Fabriel: ((Was so freaked the fuck out I took back control because I thought I died

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Fabriel: ((Ayy

: ((You thought you died))

Fabriel: ((I did

: ((TULPAS SEEM LIKE A GREAT THING))

Fabriel: ((Well this was an accident tho

: ((Fair point))

Fabriel: ((I didn't know what I was doing

Fabriel: ((Going in knowing it was switching I woulda been less freaked

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: ((So feeling like you're dying is okay aslong as you are expecting it))

: ((10/10))

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Fabriel: ((It is tho

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: ((Rest in dick))

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TheGlassblowers: Eyyy

CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, don't get your hopes/dreams up or anything, but i MAY come back to rping sometime.))

TheGlassblowers: Nice))

CryingEevee OOC: ((varik prolly won't ever be coming back though.))

TheGlassblowers: <.<

CryingEevee OOC: ((well what's that sposed to mean, laharl?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i just looked at the time, and was very surprised that it wasn't later. partly because i was up early, and partly because it's pretty dark out because it's storming.))

TheGlassblowers: >.>

TheGlassblowers: <.>

TheGlassblowers: >,<

CryingEevee OOC: ((-_-))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy... someone i'm not familiar with))

Flame_warp : (('twould be me good sir))

TheGlassblowers: ((Thats Flame Warp I believe))

Flame_warp : ((dunno if we've met but I thought we had))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't remember if we did, really though i only remember a select few i think))

Flame_warp : ((played mk in the charat/xyzzy days, and you probably saw me as bondertale in the end days of charat))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, you were monster kid?))

Flame_warp : ((ayup))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, well then i DID know you. i think that was only in the xyzzy days though, so i never knew you as flamewarp))

Flame_warp : ((the guy who created basically the entire lore of the main dimension, too))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right, you did, didn't you? and all because you questioned what lore was in place if i recall))

Flame_warp : ((yup))

Flame_warp : ((and the answer was 'basically none lol'))

Flame_warp : ((and my brain got-a workin'))

Barchar: (and then I went and did it again with this little lady)

Flame_warp : ((I've basically done two things of import and they were both just MAKING lore actually exist))

CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i'm still not clear on how the anydoors work, if anyone even came up with the way they work that is))

Flame_warp : ((uh...what do you mean))

Flame_warp : ((like, the interface?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((like, in general. like is the anydoor connected to other anydoors? how would you know the code to your own universe/timeline? etc.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((whenever i've been around i don't think any of this was brought up))

TheGlassblowers: ((I've always assumed that you get anydoor combinations from other anydoors))

TheGlassblowers: ((Someone knew an anydoor combination before you, and led you to that anydoor))

TheGlassblowers: ((Now it just begs the question on where the fuck the first timelines combos came from))

Flame_warp : ((I figure the anydoor can trace it's own dimension's codes))

TheGlassblowers: ((But if I remember, Nance's thing, Purity, made the first anydoors))

Flame_warp : ((so the real question there is just where those came from))

Flame_warp : ((from then, punch in random codes, tell people what they are and how they work, and let that spiral out of control))

TheGlassblowers: ((I assume you cannot dial a wrong number on an anydoor))

TheGlassblowers: ((EVERYTHING has a code, if you fuck up and put in 1235 instead of 1234 you'll go to a completely different timeline))

CryingEevee OOC: ((well yeah, infinite universes, infinite codes))

TheGlassblowers: ((In general they've always been six letter combos though))

TheGlassblowers: ((GASTON. GRILBY, REBORN, HEROES, etc))

TheGlassblowers: ((PRGTRY))

CryingEevee OOC: ((what's the frisk dimension or the furry dimension codes?))

TheGlassblowers: ((Idk))

CryingEevee OOC: ((y'see, it works better as a seed like system instead of using descriptive codes as far as the infinite universes thing goes))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy))

Frisk: ((hi

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CryingEevee OOC: ((there goes whiskington))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((there they go again))

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Frisk: ((lel

CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know if you read what i said before you got here, but i MAY come back to rping))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so that's a thing))

Frisk: ((Cool.))

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: ((hey everyone

Barchar: (hio bio)

: ((I'm gonna teach my friend to mod Stick Ranger

: ((I've been talking about that game for a while now

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: ((what is even happening rn))

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Barchar: (nothing)

Frisk: ((I taught my friend how to use MSPARP))

Frisk: ((I'm not bringing him here, though))

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: ((is it the same friend from before, back in the Charat days?

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: ((heya

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is loafing around as usual[/font][/color]

DamnDude: (( Just beat Uncharted 4 ))

TheGlassblowers: ((Damn, dude, sounds fun))

DamnDude: (( I really like how they did the last fight ))

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DamnDude: (( I like it more than all the other final fights in the series I've played. ))

Fabriel: ((Allo

DamnDude: (( Oi ))

: ((heya

TheGlassblowers: ((Hello))

TheGlassblowers: ((Don't mind me just teambuilding up the next few gyms and sparring with random people))

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

Fabriel: ((Soon I will be able to tell you what it feels like to be gote

DamnDude: (( Also, I love how you actually [spoiler] play fucking crash bandicoot in the game [/spoiler] ))

Fabriel: ((Or anything, i can take requests

Fabriel: ((Just watched civil war

Fabriel: ((Was good

DamnDude: (( I loved civil war. ))

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TheGlassblowers: Ey

TheGlassblowers: Playing Gmod

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Fabriel: ((Im prolly gonna try switching again

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Frisk: ((RIP everything))

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: ((Not everything))

: ((Okay now everything))

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Fabriel: ((Rip everything

Fabriel: ((Gonna try [s]almost dying[/s] switching again now

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Juan: (( Have you seen Chef? ))

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Jäger Leyline: (wow only laharel?

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Erron: ((hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from Streets™

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Erron: ((ayy

: (Ayy))

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Erron: ((why is nobody here!?

: ((Magic))

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Erron: ((memes*

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: aza -She is leaning back on the couch, at the moon bar.-

: aza -Well fuck.-

Erron: is at the bar... with a new laptop. Playing "GMod DarkRP."

Azalea: "Hey there, goat."

Erron: Hi.

Azalea: "Haven't met you before."

Erron: The name's Erron.

Azalea: "Nice to meet you, Erron. I'm Azalea."

Erron: Nice to meet you too...

Azalea: "YoI don't sound so sure about that."

: you*

Erron: Oh... well, i've never been known for my conversation skills...

Azalea: "Well, it's good practice to talk to people, especially ones who don't care about how well you talk."

Erron: mmhm.

Azalea: "Not like I'm the best at talking, anyways."

Erron: -nods-

Azalea: "So, whatcha doing?"

Erron: Video games...

Azalea: "May I watch?"

Erron: Sure...

Azalea: "Haven't seen a video game for years."

Azalea: -She walks over to watch.-

Erron: -He's putting props in his house... he put his RP Name as just "Erron"- (i'm assuming you've played DarkRP on gmod before.)

: ((I haven't, I more played other shit))

Erron: ()oh.

Azalea: "What's this?"

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Erron: (hi

Alphys: (yo

: ((Ayy))

Alphys: (ayyy)

Erron: It's like The Sims meets Team Fortress 2...

Azalea: "Heard of sims, not group compound deuce."

Erron: Group Compo-- [sub]what the fuck?[/sub]

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MettatonSEX: ((hiiii

Erron: ((Ayy MV

Azalea: "I'm joking, but I haven't heard of team fortress two."

MettatonSEX: ((hi darking!

MettatonSEX: ((*darling

Erron: ah...

: ((Darking yet darkinger))

Alphys: (darking)

Alphys: (hello darling!!)

: ((Hello darking my old friend))

Erron: It's like Call of Duty if it was actually fun.

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MettatonSEX: ((hiiii

Gaster: ((hello

Jäger Leyline: (bacl

Azalea: "Oh."

Gaster: ((it's me

Erron: ((hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from Streets™

Gaster: ((i see crying eevee made an appearance earlier

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Gaster: ((while i was trying to figure out how to draw a serperior

Erron: ((is it weird that I like Snivy more than Serperior?

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton are outside. There's a post it note saying 'Come outside darling!' in pink glittery pen on the inside of the door of whatever room Gaster is in.

MettatonSEX: ((outside the gaston house i mean

MettatonSEX: ((FOOL

Gaster: wakes up to find the note.

MettatonSEX: ((snivy's legend starts in the 12th century

Erron: ((k

Gaster: snickers. "This would have been a better choice if you stuck it to my face."

Gaster: goes outside anyway though.

Jäger Leyline: walks in the bar

Erron: is still playing GMod: DarkRP. . .

MettatonSEX: is there, holding his balls. Pokéballs, that is. Mettaton doesn't have testes.

Erron: ((krk

Erron: ((kek*

Jäger Leyline: hey guys

Gaster: looks at Mettaton's balls. He thinks they're nice.

Erron: Hey.

Hellaton: It'ssss time?

Erron: ((MORE KEK

MettatonSEX: nods, sending out his darling Pokémon.

Corsiva: -She pokes her head out of the door. "Ooooh!"-

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Jäger Leyline: quiet eveining

: -Alaska the windy cyclops Mismagius, Alyssa the winged Gardevoir, Bianca the pink and black Lucario, DeLa the completely normal Aggron, Laganja the toxic Cacturne, and Bob the fake Mew, not to be confused with Bob the Embalmer.-

Azalea: "Yeah."

Erron: -nods-

Gaster: Wow, they... they're nice.

Hellaton: ...They'reeeeee... mutated. And ststill beautiful...

MettatonSEX: I know, right!

Jäger Leyline: welp I'm off. gonna see Loni

Erron: ok.

Azalea: "She's okay, right?"

Jäger Leyline: yeah why?

Jäger Leyline: well I mean no

Erron: Fuck! Someone raided my house...

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: -Bianca looks eerily like the robot trainer.-

Hellaton: .....Wassss the Lucarrrrio your choice?

Jäger Leyline: she'll be okay after I get rid of that disease of hers

MettatonSEX: No, she just came like this.

Gaster: looks at the lucario, then at his husband. "Looks like you've got a doppelganger."

: -Bianca gives a happy bark.-

TheGlassblowers: ((Reborn has different shinies than regular...))

Hellaton: That'sssss cute.

TheGlassblowers: ((And I just looked through the files and saw soemthing))

MettatonSEX: ((i kno--wait huh

MettatonSEX: ((im basing the pokemon off movesets and my personal ingame names for pokemon of the same species

TheGlassblowers: ((Someone fucking knew what they were doing. Cubone is completely white and has a red scarf, while Marowak is completely white, has blue eyes, and has it's upper body pixelled to look like a blue jacket with white fluff))

Gaster: ((OH MY GOD

MettatonSEX: ((*megalovania intensifies*

MettatonSEX: ((*bonemarang intensifies*

Jäger Leyline: hey Errin

Erron: has an idea... he runs out of the bar and returns with a microphone and a headset.

Erron: Hi!

Jäger Leyline: whats with the mic and set?

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Reborn: Somewhere far off, a timeline just re-opened.

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Erron: -starts setting things up... he opens Fraps and begins recording- Time for some trolling videos!

Reborn: ((I'm gonna start working on Shelly's team, and maybe Kik-wait no Kiki is dead))

Reborn: ((Did you notice how all three of Shade's pokemon were nicknamed?))

Gaster: ((I forget are we going to do moon shit or nah

Reborn: ((Corey, Kiki, and Eclipse. Those are characters that have died so far in Reborn))

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Erron: ((we're on the moon nkw.

Erron: ((now*

Jäger Leyline: I take it youre busy

Reborn: ((Ingame, Corey has a gengar that he leads off with named Corey))

Erron: I'm just gonna piss people on on a video game...

Reborn: ((Corey is the poison gym leader you just saw die, and Shade was the one who cleaned up the body))

Reborn: ((Spooky af))

MettatonSEX: ((shiiit man

Gaster: ((oooh

Erron: ((spoop

Reborn: ((Kiki and Eclipse are murdered as well alongside the game))

Reborn: ((Kiki gets sliced apart by a garchomp, and Eclipse gets her soul burned out by a Chandelure))

Gaster: ((it was the gengar

Gaster: ((oh nvm

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