Frisk: ((10/10
MettatonSEX: ((good
MettatonSEX: You little shit.
Reborn: [MTT Has recieved the magnetized rotom!]
MettatonSEX: Can he not
Reborn: [Comes holding a magnet, and can learn magnet bomb, as well as any steel move.]
: Azzy [Azzy] is now ... [...].
Reborn: ((Note:Any form can be used for rotom))
Frisk: ((I like how Metta just wants to ditch Rotom))
...: So Aeon has failed
MettatonSEX: is not over the fact that somebody JUMPED INTO HIS SYSTEMS
Reborn: Too bad, you're stuck with this guy.
Reborn: Like a magnet.
...: ...it looks like I'm the only one who actually cares
Erron: -the 3DS dies- damn. -looks out the window- still on the moon... wowie.
MettatonSEX: picks up the ball. Ha ha h.
Karamatsu: ((literally, the rotom is stuck to him
...: ((It's corrin
Frisk: ((Metta abuses the Rotom))
MettatonSEX: ((can he trade the rotom
MettatonSEX: ((no
...: ((Corrin x Aeon otp
Karamatsu: heads to where he saw MTT run off to.
Erron: ((Corrin the Robot?
MettatonSEX: ((hes mad at the rotom not abusive
...: ((Corrin the robot
Reborn: [Keep searching?] [Go to Grand Hall] [Talk to trainers] [Investigate the strange men near the staircase]
Frisk: ((yes))
Erron: ((kewl
MettatonSEX: Gxyxfyjxgffyxhfccjggcyfcfcjfhcxtfufyxhfxcghhgcgjcgjvvgjjgccgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...: At least I figured out the problem
Frisk: ((he would use the rotom for revenge))
Erron: Huh?
...: All this time... I just needed a conduit
Frisk: ((he wouldn't
...: A being to house the power of eclipse
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MettatonSEX: ((hes a dick but hes not that bad
...: Looks like I found one...
Frisk: ((yes
Erron: One what?
Frisk: ((dicks who get to that point is..))
Frisk: ((really bad))
Reborn: [Pick one.]
MettatonSEX: 's eyes are blank.
...: is not in the bar
Karamatsu: [Help Mettaton]
Reborn: [God it didn't even mess with the systems, it just ran around for a bit.]
...: this is spoopy foreshadowing
Reborn: [Not like it fucked up the entire robot]
Karamatsu: [oh]
Frisk: * She should be going to the Power Plant right now.
MettatonSEX: is VERY DISORIENTED
Erron: RPer is a fucking moron.
Reborn: The Power Plant is, very, large.
...: Neya...
Reborn: Theres some kind of large dog biting at the wall, with yellow fur.
Frisk: "..woah."
Karamatsu: still goes to find Mettaton.
Frisk: * She walks over to the yellow dog.
Frisk: "Hello?"
Frisk: ((It's rabid))
...: I...
Reborn: It turns, and whines, it's trying to reach something in the wall.
MettatonSEX: 'inhales', then screams. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Erron: -takes out his phone- ...shit. No wifi on the moon.
Erron: . . .
Frisk: "Oh!"
Frisk: * She walks over to the wall and examines it.
Reborn: Inside the wall is some kind of stone...
Karamatsu: Are you okay, Mettaton-san?
Frisk: * Is it poking out or anything? Is it able to be pulled out?
Reborn: [Wierd, Banettite found.]
MettatonSEX: Rotom. Got into my systems. I'm... not okay.
Frisk: * Oh, okay.
Frisk: * Niceeeee.
Reborn: The dog runs off. Barking at something.
MettatonSEX: Ughhh...
Frisk: * She follows the dog.
MettatonSEX: I feel shitty.
Karamatsu: ... Do you need to sit down?
MettatonSEX: I need to trade away this Rotom.
Reborn: The dog turns around...and attacks Frisk!
Karamatsu: ((laharl when you mentioned the dog biting the wall I thought of this:https://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dogtweet18@crappy-600x560.png
Frisk: "Ah!"
Karamatsu: Ah... well.
...: Actually, Erron and Corrin heard that as a transmission
Frisk: ((is it like a pokemon battle
...: forgot to turn it off
Frisk: ((or a regular rp thing
Karamatsu: I like my darlings. But if I find one I don't like, I'll try to trade one to you.
GN Austin: -walks into the bar- Hey Erron.
...: Ah.. I forgot to turn this off...
Erron: What?
MettatonSEX: You call them darlings too?
...: click
Jäger Leyline: ((what happenes
Erron: . . .
Karamatsu: nods.
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.
Reborn: ((Challenging one sec))
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MettatonSEX: Cool cool.
MettatonSEX: ...
GN Austin: Just sayin' hey.
Reborn: ((Get online))
Erron: Hi.
Frisk: ((alright
...: Erron heard all of that
MettatonSEX: spots the trainers, he can talk to them to trade right? right? i dont want metta having a rotom who fucks him over.
Erron: -oh ok-
: ... [...] is now Nado [Nado].
Reborn: One of the traders is talking with another.
Karamatsu: looks for more pokemon.
Reborn: "I dunno man, I don't think it's the real deal..."
Erron: The fuck was that about?
Reborn: "I'd rather have a good electric type than this...pink thing..."
Reborn: Where does Karamatsu look?
MettatonSEX: goes to the trainers.
GN Austin: What was what about?
MettatonSEX: Did someone say electric type?
Karamatsu: searches around the porch.
Erron: N-Nothing.
Reborn: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-372312576 ))
Reborn: Frisk battles the wild dog!
Karamatsu: ((OH SHIT IT'S RAIKOU
Reborn: "...Yeah, what about it?"
MettatonSEX: Hi darlings, name's Mettaton. I've got a Rotom that I'm offering to trade.
Reborn: "..."
Frisk: ((oshit
Reborn: They look at eachother.
Reborn: "Deal, you want this pink thing?"
MettatonSEX: Sold.
Reborn: [TRADE!]
MettatonSEX: traaaaaades!
Reborn: [MTT Has lost Rotom!]
Reborn: [MTT has recieved...a...err...]
MettatonSEX: good riddance
Erron: -is trying to figure out what that transmission was- What was that . . .
Reborn: [Well Tania did they they made fake legends.]
Reborn: [MTT has recieved the fake mew!]
Karamatsu: ((DANG SON
Reborn: [Ability:Illusion]
MettatonSEX: so i get mew with illusion nice
Reborn: [Cannot learn dark or ghost moves]
MettatonSEX: smiles
MettatonSEX: Thanks darlings!
: Nado [Nado] is now Fabriel [Asuka].
Reborn: "Any time!'
MettatonSEX: goes to a place where he can check out his mons.
Asuka: enters the bar with Asuka in tow. "Uh... What?!"
Reborn: As Mtt walks away, a yell is heard, after a small electric shock.
Reborn: Electric little shit.
Frisk: ((shiitt
MettatonSEX: chuckles softly,
Erron: Huh?
GN Austin: Yo.
MettatonSEX: MageVaati is gonna go set up their new Mew.
Reborn: The dog is injured...it doesn't seem to be able to use special attacks anymore?
Karamatsu: is checking the porch, because he feels it's rude to barge in some lady's house. If he doesn't find anything there, he checks the yard.
Reborn: On the porch is a potted plant...
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Reborn: That grows...
Reborn: And grows...
Karamatsu: ((dank kush
Asuka: Why are we on the moon...
Reborn: Into a...
Karamatsu: inspects the plant
Frisk: "You don't have to fight.."
GN Austin: Idunno.
Frisk: "Dog, please."
Reborn: Karamatsu has recieved the HUGE FUCKING GRASS SNAKE
Erron: Fuck the moon.
Karamatsu: ((OH YEEEEAAAAH
GN Austin: ok.
Reborn: [Bitey Serperior! Has Tough Jaw, learns all bitey moves.]
Frisk: ((OHHHH YEAAAHHHH))
Karamatsu: ((ONE OF MY FAVORITE STARTERS
Erron: ((SNIVY IS BEST STARTER!)
Asuka: glares at Erron
Jäger Leyline: (btw guys its buddhas birthday today
Erron: ((HE'S SO FUCKING CYOOTE))
Reborn: Frisk has defeated Raikou!
Asuka: ((Happy birthday to me
Karamatsu: ((if it's okay by you i'm gonna make her shiny bc shiny serperior has blue accents
Erron: ((also, My sister's birthday is today))
Reborn: Sure.
Asuka: ((Again, happy birthday to me
Reborn: Raikou runs away! It leaves behind...
Erron: ((heh
Reborn: A pokeball.
Reborn: Inside the pokeball is...
Reborn: Another pokeball.
Reborn: Inside that pokeball is!...
Frisk: ((Your mother.))
Erron: ((-NARUTO FLASHBACKS-))
Frisk: ((Elon Musk.))
Reborn: Frisk has recieved a gift from the gods.
Karamatsu: Ah! I know what I'm going to name you.
Frisk: ((Oh boy.))
Reborn: Frisk has recieved a...Porygon-Z!
Frisk: * WOWIE
Reborn: [Glitched Porygon-Z]
Reborn: [Cannot use non-attacking moved]
Erron: ((Under my mask is... Another mask!
Reborn: [Protean]
Karamatsu: names the serperior after his mom. Aww.
Frisk: "Hm.."
Frisk: ((time to go set all this up
Karamatsu: ((also, there's a bit of an issue here, I can't give Serperior Tough Jaw.
Reborn: At the bottom of the botted plant is...
Reborn: ((Don't choose a tier for your pokemon))
Reborn: ((Why can you not?))
Reborn: [SORRY]
Karamatsu: ((It doesn't give me that option
Reborn: [STRONG JAW, NOT TOUGH JAW]
Karamatsu: ((OH
Erron: -is just looking at the moon- ...[sub]I'm gonna fucking kill the moon...[/sub]
Reborn: At the bottom of the potted plant is a large plate.
Reborn: [Meadow Plate Get!]
Karamatsu: Ah! This is yours.
Karamatsu: gives the serperior the Meadow plate.
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Reborn: The entrance to the Grand Hall is blocked!
Asuka: sits on the couch, putting sukie in his lap
: Fabriel [Asuka] disconnected.
Reborn: ...Theres a girl with pink hair in the way, she's looking around, seemingly wanting a fight.
Reborn: "C'mon! Who can take me! I'll show you!"
Reborn: She's a young girl, kind of a brat apparently.
MettatonSEX: looks to the young lady.
MettatonSEX: ...
Reborn: Eyes have met.
Reborn: [Dragon Lady Heather would like to battle!]
MettatonSEX: Hello there. I assume we-- yeah.
Karamatsu: heads back as well, but sees a fight brewing.
Jäger Leyline: wakes up on the couch
Jäger Leyline: hello
Erron: calls someone on his phone... RFrisk "Hey Frisk... I need you to gring me ammo for my minigun... The moon needs to pay for it's crimes." *click*
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Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-372315448
GN Austin: Yo.
Reborn: She's only got one mon...
Jäger Leyline: howd I get here?
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
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GN Austin: Idunno.
Reborn: "..."
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Karamatsu: snorts. He thinks the mega salamance looks lame.
Reborn: "...Okay, yeah."
Reborn: "I shoulda expected that."
Jäger Leyline: looks around the bar
MettatonSEX: Well, you did your best, darling.
Frisk: ((Banettite was the mega stone in the wall, right?))
Reborn: She starts to walk away, she left behind an item.
Reborn: ((Yeah))
Jäger Leyline: helly? metta? gasty?
Frisk: ((Alright, just making sure))
MettatonSEX: picks it up, examining it.
Gaster: -The skel is passed out.-
Reborn: Heather has left a...silver ring behind for MTT.
MettatonSEX: Um, excuse me! You dropped... your ring...
Reborn: [Silver Ring:A sign of a past far lost. From Heather's father before his unfortunate fate.]
MettatonSEX: ...
Reborn: "...Whatever, I don't want it."
Reborn: She runs off.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Reborn: A trainer near MTT speaks up.
Reborn: "So yah met Heather didja?"
MettatonSEX: I... believe so, yes.
Robo-Frisk: -walks into the bar with minigun ammo- Hey... -Hands it to Erron- Bye fucker, good luck killing the moon.
Reborn: "Silly girl, ever since her Father got murdered she's been wandering around lookin' for the culprit."
Reborn: "Don't worry, she shows up here a lot, you'll see her."
MettatonSEX: nods.
MettatonSEX: ...
Reborn: "Besides..."
Frisk: * She walks back to the main hall.
Jäger Leyline: hello anyone up?
Reborn: "Between you and me, her father was a right piece of work, rumors say he killed his wife, and was a part of Team Meteor!"
MettatonSEX: Oh my.
Reborn: Gym doors are open, although it seems Aya and Cain have gone to bed.
Erron: ((can Erron breath on the moon? He's a robot...))
Karamatsu: lets all of his pokemon out and takes a selfie with them. He sends it to his brothers.
Reborn: "About right he got stabbed on that bridge."
MettatonSEX: ...Ooh...
MettatonSEX: winces.
Reborn: The man walks away, leaving MTT at the grand hall.
Frisk: * She takes a picture of all of her Pokémon. The kids will love those.
Jäger Leyline: (can erron survive absolute zero temperature?
Erron: (good point)
Reborn: Decibel is off to the side, seemingly looking for a good challenge.
MettatonSEX: slides the ring onto his smallest finger, it barely fits.
Reborn: Xe is entertaining xemself by seemingly sparring with some of the trainers around.
Erron: -walks to the door- Time to pay, moon...
Reborn: Dear god that Cacturne of theirs looks like it could kill a man 12 different ways by blinking.
Jäger Leyline: geta up a looks for the team
GN Austin: ERRON!
MettatonSEX: takes a selfie with his Pokémon first.
Karamatsu: goes inside.
Jäger Leyline: hellaton you around?
Erron: What do you want now?
Hellaton: -you know how i said he went home? he went home.-
MettatonSEX: also goes inside.
GN Austin: -Grabs his arm- Don't go out there! You'll freeze!
Reborn: Some of the gyms are open, and Decibel is up for a fight...
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Jäger Leyline: ((was here for thta
Jäger Leyline: (wasnt*
Frisk: * She yawns.
MettatonSEX: heals, and deciiiides... to fight Florinia. Why do you do this.
Erron: Why do you care, kid... I thought you wanted me dead!
Frisk: * She heals her Pokémon.
Jäger Leyline: damn
Frisk: ((I might have to go really soon))
Karamatsu: goes to sit next to Frisk.
Frisk: ((I'm like))
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Karamatsu: ((oh, okay
Frisk: ((really tired))
Reborn: Florinia is waiting inside there.
Frisk: ((I can stay for a little longer though))
Reborn: "Greetings, challenger Mettaton. It is good to see you are undertaking the challenge fo the reborn league."
GN Austin: No! All I've done was joke around with you! I'm not gonna let you get hurt!
Frisk: "So, how has things been going for you?"
MettatonSEX: Hello again, Florinia. Yes, I am, and Joulia says hello.
Erron: ...?
Frisk: "I encountered this yellow dog thingie."
Reborn: "One might wish the user good luck, bust Luck is simply an illusionary essentialization of statistics."
Reborn: Florinia throws out her only pokeball, lets go.
MettatonSEX: Let's fight.
Jäger Leyline: sits at the bar,"hey grillby
Reborn: >Not online
Frisk: ((Jäger hits on Grillby))
GN Austin: Why do you think I never fought back when you killed me!? I don't want to hurt you! I... [sub]kinda l-look up to you[/sub]
Grillby: -He looks really uncomfortable. Looks like the low gravity's getting to him.-
MettatonSEX: ((i am now
Grillby: ............ Hey
Erron: What...?
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
GN Austin: I said... I... l-look up to you!
Frisk: ((GNA: I LOVE YOU))
Erron: ((no.
Frisk: ((Erron: no))
Erron: ((Exactly.
Frisk: ((Erron would shoot GNA to bits
Jäger Leyline: you okay?
Erron: ((Erron: Fuck that. -throws him into space-
Reborn: TANKITYTANKITYTANKITUYTANK
Erron: You look up to me? Why? If anyone you should look up to Frisk.
GN Austin: Because, you're so cool! You're part goat man, part robot!
Erron: Really.
GN Austin: Yes!
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Reborn: Psst:Try using Toxic next time.
Erron: Kid... what is this really about? What're you doing?
MettatonSEX: i dont have toxic
Reborn: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-372318232
GN Austin: What am I doing?
Erron: Thwarting my plans?
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
GN Austin: Thwartong your plans?
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Erron: Are you?
Asuka: sleeps on the couch with Asuka
GN Austin: No.
Jäger Leyline: wonder what Fanta is up to
Erron: Good cause that'd be bad.
Reborn: You've put your illusion mew
Reborn: In the last slot on your party.
GN Austin: How bad?
: Fabriel [Asuka] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Erron: I'd have to kill you.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Fanta: is at home
Fanta: ((gn imma sleep
GN Austin: That's bad.
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Erron: ((GN
Jäger Leyline: (gn
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: shut up
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Reborn: "Sorry."
Reborn: "But the reborn league is now under closure for night parole."
Karamatsu: Ah, what?
Reborn: "That was the last battle of the day."
Reborn: "Please come back tomorrow..."
Reborn: The timeline...closes. As in fucking closes.
Reborn: The group is now IN THE BAR.
Erron: and GNA look at the group.
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GN Austin: -still holding Erron's arm- Hey guys.
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Karamatsu: now has a team of six pokemon.
MettatonSEX: ...
Karamatsu: Hellow.
Erron: Can you let go of me now!
MettatonSEX: USES A TM ON ONE POKEMON SO HE CAN FUCK UP YGGDRASIL
GN Austin: Depends, are you gonna try and kill the moon?
Erron: . . .
GN Austin: Well?
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Erron: Fine! -walks back to the bar and sits on a barstool-
MettatonSEX: I just used a TM that is technically 10 years old.
MettatonSEX: *19
GN Austin: A TM? Like... "trademark?"
MettatonSEX: Technical Machine.
Reborn: Anyways, now that the fun game is over.
MettatonSEX: Got it as a gift.
Reborn: Another fun game is starting if people can stay awake
MettatonSEX: It was TM06 Toxic.
Erron: can stay.
: High Priest Laharl [Reborn] is now High Priest Laharl [The Salesman].
The Salesman: WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET HERE.
The Salesman: He's back, and has all his wares out again.
Erron: !!
MettatonSEX: goes to him
Erron: Who is that...
Karamatsu: jumps back. He'd ask who that is but Erron did it for him.
The Salesman: "Buy my waaaaaares?
Karamatsu: -Karamatsu just learned how low gravity effects his jumping. He slams into the wall.-
MettatonSEX: Do you have registration forms for the Arena champions? I know a person and she'd love to join in.
GN Austin: He looks like the guy from Resident Evil.
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
Erron: The fuck is Resident Evil?
MettatonSEX: ((i saw the new su
The Salesman: "Sssssory. Ttthooooose belong to the areeena"
Erron: ((I ONLY SAW THE FIRST HALF OMG
Karamatsu: ((jasper fell into the shame crevice lmao
The Salesman: "Talk to the Reeed."
MettatonSEX: ((all im gonna say is "physics lesson: don't FALL down"
Erron: ((Damn Chime! Nice spoilers, I saw that part but damn!
The Salesman: Hm, you've still got that ticket.
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The Salesman: For a free item.
MettatonSEX: What?
MettatonSEX: Oh, yes.
Erron: ((RIP Cheeto Puff))
Karamatsu: examines the wares. He's got very little money.
MettatonSEX: looks for items
The Salesman: Good thing this shit is dirt cheap.
Karamatsu: ((Did you notice how we didn't see her face though?
MettatonSEX: sliiides the coupon to Karamatsu.
GN Austin: -looks at the wears-
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Karamatsu: ((i found that interesting.
The Salesman: Theres the bone artifact again...
MettatonSEX: ((mmhm
The Salesman: The Life Handler orb...
Erron: ((O SHIT
MettatonSEX: ...
Karamatsu: sliiides it back, as he hasn't seen anything to buy.
The Salesman: The Salesman still has that bracelet with several dozen 0s on the end of it.
Erron: ((Is cheeto puff really kill?
MettatonSEX: arent the bone siblings in possession of that artifact
GN Austin: That's a nice bracelet. Maybe Kimmy would like it.
Jäger Leyline: ((cuz you mage jager flirt with hella i kinda wanna ship em now
The Salesman: No, they're searching for it.
Jäger Leyline: ((damn you mv
The Salesman: Please remember that the salesman speaks with "like" all my characters do.
MettatonSEX: ((fuck, i wanted it to be awkward one sided hella is very confused
Erron: They?
The Salesman: The man looks at GNA.
The Salesman: "The bracelet is not a toy for frieeends...it summons the strongest of ends."
MettatonSEX: ...
Erron: . . . So Kimmy would'nt like it as an aniversarry gift?
The Salesman: "She would explode."
Jäger Leyline: ((ehh if you wanna pursue it go ahead otherwise Jager iz out for the women
Erron: *GNA SAID THAT FUCK
Karamatsu: Oh my.
GN Austin: . . . ih.
GN Austin: I see.
MettatonSEX: ((ok, i dont, i just wanted a silly "oh shit what do i do" "oh shit what do I do" thing
MettatonSEX: .....
MettatonSEX: What does it summon?
The Salesman: "..."
The Salesman: "One time death."
Jäger Leyline: ((thats finw actually
MettatonSEX: To anyone?
MettatonSEX: ((ok, nice
The Salesman: He nods. "But it's only for the most valued of customers."
GN Austin: Ok, not getting her [i]that[/i].
The Salesman: "I refuse to sell it to simply anyone with a free purchase ticket...this item could cause wars, end hundreds."
Karamatsu: spots a t-shirt with a girl with pink hair and cat ears on it.
Jäger Leyline: ((not everything needs to bw shipped anyways
MettatonSEX: ...I'll take it.
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
The Salesman: "No."
MettatonSEX: ((i just wanted silly things
The Salesman: "This item can kill anyone, anywhere."
MettatonSEX: pulls out a bag of G.
The Salesman: "I do not want it falling in the hands of anyone who could possibly use it for anything."
The Salesman: He shakes his head.
Jäger Leyline: ((I need a bravo character anyhow
The Salesman: "It's for sale for the novelty..."
MettatonSEX: Then why do you have it?
GN Austin: Oh. I only have Chuck E. Cheese tokens and a 50 Dollar Steam Wallet Card.
The Salesman: "Because if someone truly needed it...I could sell it."
The Salesman: "You. Do not. Need it."
Karamatsu: texts someone, then shakes his head.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: F i n e .
Jäger Leyline: hey salesman you got immunodepressants
The Salesman: Salesman just points to the back of the cart, with all the medicines.
The Salesman: "Anyways, my robot comrade, do you wish for some other item?"
MettatonSEX: pockets the bag of G.
GN Austin: Does this store take Chuck E. Cheese tokens?
Jäger Leyline: looks through it
Jäger Leyline: nothing
The Salesman: "No. It does not take Chuck E. Cheese tokens."
MettatonSEX: takes the bone artifact. "Thought I saw a duo of bone around, then."
The Salesman: "And if we do not have it, we do not have it."
The Salesman: He simply takes the ticket, and nods.
The Salesman: "Enjoy your deathly artifact."
GN Austin: oh... what about Steam Wallet Cards?
MettatonSEX: takes the bone artifact, giving a fake laugh.
The Salesman: "No."
GN Austin: Well shit.
The Salesman: "Please bring money or free purchase tickets."
The Salesman: Salesman is slowly getting sick of this crowd.
GN Austin: ok.
GN Austin: -walks back to Erron-
Erron: You're 14 and you go to Chuck E. Cheese?
Karamatsu: finds a deck of playing cards. "Oh, perfect. We need to replace ours after Jyuushimatsu set our last deck on fire."
Karamatsu: buys the playing cards.
MettatonSEX: goes and sits by Gaster, putting the artifact
GN Austin: -nods-
MettatonSEX: *away
The Salesman: Salesman accepts the money.
Gaster: -skel is still passed out.-
The Salesman: "Goodbye."
Karamatsu: accepts the cards, then walks away.
The Salesman: The Salesman is gone. The ticket to the arena immediately starts glowing.
Jäger Leyline: hey you ....shit hes gone
MettatonSEX: hugs his darling close, kissing him, before going to the ticket.
The Salesman: [Stations Unloocked:The Bone Duo, The Scale Tippers.]
The Salesman: AFOIABFALHFJAVFAM
The Salesman: Suddenly, anyone nearby the ticket is infront of a familiar desk, with a Red behind it.
MettatonSEX: Hi, Red.
: High Priest Laharl [The Salesman] is now High Priest Laharl [The Arena].
The Arena: "No. Not right now, big news."
GN Austin: Oh! Is that a ticket!? I need some to get a balloon hammer!
MettatonSEX: Do you have challenger registration f-- huh?
Jäger Leyline: hey hot mama
The Arena: She immediately leans over. "Your next match is rigged, just a heads up."
Erron: YOU'RE 14!
MettatonSEX: Oh.
The Arena: "You might want to find some way to fix that, try talking to some of the stations."
Karamatsu: heads on home, with his pokemon.
The Arena: Red makes a throat-slicing motion, and goes back to her normal talk.
MettatonSEX: I will, no problem.
The Arena: "Alright, now what did you need?"
: Karamatsu [Karamatsu] is now Gaster [Gaster].
MettatonSEX: Registration forms.
Gaster: wakes up. Finally.
MettatonSEX: I have a friend.
The Arena: "Name?"
MettatonSEX: Jasper.
The Arena: She immediately starts filling out the forms.
The Arena: "Done."
The Arena: "Timeline number?"
MettatonSEX: ...Currently?
The Arena: "Wherever she lives."
MettatonSEX: GASTON.
The Arena: "...Thank you, she's in."
MettatonSEX: Wonderful.
The Arena: "We're lenient, just tell her she might get summoned to fight and she's good."
MettatonSEX: ((jasper really fell here
MettatonSEX: Alright, I'll tell her once I get home.
The Arena: [Stations]
GN Austin: -Walks up to the desk- Hiya.
The Arena: [Next Round]
The Arena: [Champions]
MettatonSEX: goes to stations
The Arena: Red ignores the 14 year old talking to her.
The Arena: Theres two new stations.
MettatonSEX: goes to the Bone Zone
MettatonSEX: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GN Austin: -waits politely-
The Arena: B and C seem to have gotten their artifact from somewhere, which MTT is now missing.
Gaster: -Speaking of bones, guess who caught up to Mettaton.-
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Hi my love.
MettatonSEX: Um.
The Arena: "Thank you for buying our property back." "In return. For one match." "You may find your disadvantage at lack."
MettatonSEX: Oh?
The Arena: "Summon the dead, raise back the lost." "That is what we do at a cost."
The Arena: "Bring old friend, or make some new ones." "For the dead are not picky." "Do anything for your won."
MettatonSEX: I see.
Erron: ((damn, the rhymes!
The Arena: Theres another station, with Earth and Air behind it.
Gaster: ... Interesting.
The Arena: Air is counting money like it's sheep.
MettatonSEX: I'll keep that in mind.
MettatonSEX: goes to the EA station.
MettatonSEX: Hellooooo.
Erron: ((EA SPORTS!
The Arena: "Hello, Mettaton." Says Air.
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Erron: ((had to.
The Arena: "We can...organize, things for you."
MettatonSEX: ((EA games
The Arena: The way she said that is obvious.
GN Austin: . . .
MettatonSEX: Oh, lovely!
The Arena: 'Organize' is another word for 'rig the shit out of the next match'
The Arena: "We'll give you one round free, if you'd like."
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MettatonSEX: I heard this maych might need some, so, that would be much appreciated.
MettatonSEX: *match
The Arena: "Yes, we can't make it end, but we can make it fair!"
The Arena: "Just leave it to us!"
Gaster: Thank you.
MettatonSEX: Alright, thank you, darlings!
The Arena: [Champions] [Next Round]
MettatonSEX: [Champions]
The Arena: The champions room is...almost the same.
The Arena: Jager might be here if he's being RPed. Jasper might've randomly showed up somehow. And theres the Batter from before leaning against the back wall.
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Erron: -is playing SSB3DS while waiting in line- Another win for Mega Man.
Gaster: goes to greet the Purifier.
The Arena: "Hello."
MettatonSEX: goes with Gaster.
MettatonSEX: Hello.
The Arena: "...I'm just here so I don't get bored and destroy a timeline."
The Arena: "Just tell me when to fight, and i'm ready."
MettatonSEX: Good.
Gaster: Ah.
The Arena: He looks away, not much of a talker, this one.
Erron: . . .
MettatonSEX: looks around.
Erron: -Also GNA said that other line just now-
The Arena: ((HC:Batter isn't inherintly evil, he just got really fucking bored living in a world where the only company is elsens, cats, and Dedan.
Erron: -i fucked it up-
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The Arena: ((And decided it would all look better in a nice shade of white))
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Gaster: ((oh, of course
The Arena: Gunner is flipping the gun around his finger, Tania is seemingly chatting with someone on a phone.
The Arena: The usual.
Gaster: ((it's just that the way we were given to puppeteer the batter only let us play a certain way
Erron: ((I gotta play OFF sometime.
The Arena: ((True))
The Arena: ((He did refuse to run away from certain enemies too))
The Arena: ((Anyways))
MettatonSEX: ((you must get OFF
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Erron: ((I'll beat OFF soon.
The Arena: [Next Round?}
MettatonSEX: [Sure why not]
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The Arena: "Ladies, Gentleman, and people of noncomformal gender identities, I see you, the attack helicopters off the in the corner!"
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The Arena: "Welcome to round 5!"
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The Arena: "In this corner, they're big, they're bad, they're on a win streak!"
The Arena: "It's....err...Gaster and co!" Theres different people here every damn time.
MettatonSEX: waves to everyone, smiling.
The Arena: "And in this corner, they're small, they're weak, and they're rich as all hell!"
The Arena: "Its...the Death Knockers!'
GN Austin: -tries to talk to Red again- Is this the Mortal Kombat tournament?
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The Arena: Tons of short people in skull masks are off in the other booth.
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The Arena: "The match will be a gauntlet match! Gaster and Co will fight through a series of 1v1 matches!"
Gaster: ... Ah, how tacky.
MettatonSEX: Tch.
The Arena: "And in the first round, the death knockers have picked their champion for round 1!"
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The Arena: A kid steps out of the other side, wearing his own skull mask. He looks like the epitome of 'Sick of this shit', somebody really doesn't like their own coworkers.
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The Arena: The familiar kid makes gestures at the Death Knockers that could be described as 'These are idiots.'
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Erron: ...ok, I'll come back later, I guess. -walks back to Erron and sits with him-
MettatonSEX: ...Hm.
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The Arena: "Iiiiits the lad with the mouth thats bad!"
The Arena: "Neeeecrosis!" Necrosis facepalms.
Erron: *GNA SAID THAT AGAIN FUUUYCK*
MettatonSEX: Oh.
The Arena: Necrosis is just slumped, he had a skull mask before it was cool.
The Arena: He shrugs at MTT, hey, it's a living.
The Arena: "Pick your champion!"
Gaster: ... Want to try the Batter?
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The Arena: A list of champions opens up infront of them, it now has Jasper, and, if available, Jager.
The Arena: As well as Batter.
MettatonSEX: Yep.
The Arena: "Batter up!"
MettatonSEX: Hey batter batter hey batter batter swing
Gaster: ((it's kind of late so i don't want to rp two characters
The Arena: Batter walks out on the field, Necrosis just sighs.
The Arena: "Round 1, start!"
Gaster: YOUR WIFE'S DOING GREAT, BATTER
The Arena: Batter takes a familiar swing stance...and stays like that for a solid 20 seconds.
MettatonSEX: ...
The Arena: Nobody moves.
The Arena: Necrosis has broken the system, Batter can't do anything if Necrosis doesn't take his fucking turn.
The Arena: This is why people don't go by IRL OFF rules.
GN Austin: It seems like we need to make a team to get in... You get Frisk, I'll get Kimmy. We're gonna have some fun!
MettatonSEX: ...
The Arena: ...
The Arena: The announcer sighs.
Gaster: ... Well, shit.
MettatonSEX: Fuck.
The Arena: Necrosis 'laughs'
Erron: Actually... this sounds kinda fun. I'll do it!
The Arena: Batter already looks sick of tis shit.
GN Austin: YEAH!
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Gaster: ... Should we taunt the batter?
The Arena: Fuck it, Batter swings first, and Necrosis was not expecting it.
Gaster: Maybe that can urge him into breaking the rule - oh
MettatonSEX: NICE
The Arena: The child flies across the arena like a baseball and hits a wall.
The Arena: Damn, that looked like it hurt.
MettatonSEX: Sorry, Necrosis.
The Arena: Words fly out of the side arena.
The Arena: "Shatter." Batter suddenly gets to watch his bat break in half.
MettatonSEX: Fuck.
The Arena: "Lift."
Gaster: Oh no.
The Arena: Batter is lifted in the air.
GN Austin: What should we call our team? I vote "The Gem Network"
The Arena: "Core." Batter is thrown down to the fucking floor...and through it...and farther.
MettatonSEX: WHAT THE FUCK
The Arena: Yeah, Batter probably won't be coming back up to the top for a bit.
Gaster: Well, shit!
The Arena: "Round 1 is over! Winner is Necrosis!"
The Arena: "Round 2 time! Best two out of three victories!"
Gaster: is somewhat worried that they'll have a core!batter on their hands now.
Erron: I like "The Smash Ballers."
MettatonSEX: ...
The Arena: By Core, Necrosis chucked Batter into the fucking core of the planet.
MettatonSEX: Who the fuck is up next.
The Arena: Batter is deader than jazz music.
GN Austin: How about "Emerald Overdrive!"
The Arena: "The round two fighters arreee!"
Erron: "Overwatch!"
MettatonSEX: ((all i could think was SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE
The Arena: "The dead knockers bring in their leader!"
GN Austin: YES!
Gaster: thinks. "Who can go against him..."
The Arena: "Deaht himself!"
Erron: ((o boy
The Arena: It's just a really tall guy in a tacky halloween costume.
Gaster: ... Oh. This should be easy, right?
Erron: We will be known as... OVERWATCH
MettatonSEX: ...Titania?
GN Austin: Hellz yeah!
Gaster: Sure.
The Arena: Titania steps out...
The Arena: "Begin!"
The Arena: The fight lasts a total of 2.6 seconds.
MettatonSEX: ...
The Arena: Seriously, 'Death' just gets fucking decapitated.
MettatonSEX: Wow.
The Arena: Titania walks out.
MettatonSEX: Nice.
The Arena: Fucking savage.
Gaster: ... Yeowch.
The Arena: "It's the crowning moment!" Some people are passing bets up top.
The Arena: This is the rigged match.
The Arena: "The Death Knockers bring in...Necrosis again!"
MettatonSEX: we need earth and air to help
MettatonSEX: ...
Erron: calls RFrisk and GNA calls Kimmy. They both agree!
The Arena: Necrosis steps out, and looks at MTT.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: nods.
The Arena: He...winks through the mask, before stepping BACK.
The Arena: As in stepping back into the stand.
MettatonSEX: ..Uh.
The Arena: "...What?"
Gaster: ... Oh.
The Arena: "New challenger! It's..."
The Arena: "...Wait."
Jamie (Judas): -Walks up to the two- I want in.
Erron: k.
The Arena: "This one is not a part of the Death Knockers, WHO IS THIS."
The Arena: The Announcer is losing his shit."
Erron: ((SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
The Arena: A giant, masculine, hulk of a man steps out.
The Arena: He's like the size of Mettaton NEO, but made of muscle and pain.
MettatonSEX: ...
The Arena: [Pick your Challenger]
The Arena: The man has a strange look in his eyes, and he's twitching.
Gaster: .... Uh.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: Jasper?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: ((shit hang on
The Arena: The door in the back opens and waits for Jasper.
Gaster: ((i thought i had a command for her lmao
Erron: and the rest of "Overwatch" walk up to Red's desk. "We'd like to enter this tourney please."
The Arena: Red scoffs.
The Arena: "...You think you can fight?"
The Arena: "No seriously, do you even know what this place is?"
The Arena: Red starts laughing.
Jasper: -The big buff cheeto puff enters, cracking her knuckles. "This should be fun."-
Erron: -They all demonstrate their powers-
The Arena: "Dumbasses."
The Arena: "You don't fight here, your champions do."
Erron: Champions?
MettatonSEX: claps
Jamie (Judas): Explain!
The Arena: Jasper immediately gains a layer of armor. Made of rock and clouds, Earth and Air's doing.
Jasper: "Hey, nice!"
MettatonSEX: claps
The Arena: "Begin!"
The Arena: The big, burly man...doesn't do anything, infact, he falls over.
The Arena: And starts making cracking noises.
Erron: ((oh
Jasper: -She summons her gem weapon, but pauses as he falls over. "Oh, come on!"
The Arena: The man's neck starts to extend.
The Arena: Oh come on I thought we were done with dealing with these things.
Erron: ((NOPR.AVI
The Arena: His body begins contorting itself.
Erron: ((who's using SFM
Jasper: "Oh... now this is more like it!"
The Arena: "...Is this a disqualification? I thought we banned joy!" The announcer is getting in an argument with someone.
MettatonSEX: Oh god.
The Arena: And then the mutant's world is rocked by a part of the ceiling falling on him. Earth's doing. Well that helps
MettatonSEX: ...
The Arena: Nevertheless, the man dives at Jasper, weakened but still going.
Jasper: -The gem is full of mixed emotions, but grabs him, and pile drives him into the dirt.-
The Arena: Well, not so much dives as try to do his best luffy impression. And the piledriver shows why bending like laffy taffy doesn't work.
Jasper: -She then headbutts him, for good measure.-
The Arena: The mutant attempts to recover and literally decapitate Jasper with his mouth, but the armor stops it.
The Arena: This is a slaughter.
MettatonSEX: KICK HIS ASS
Gaster: japser -Jasper does what Mettaton requests, if she can locate his ass.-
Gaster: ((BWEH
The Arena: Until this unfounded cockiness doesn't help out in the end.
The Arena: Just before the asskicking, The man streches his arms and tries to lift Jasper in the air...
The Arena: But the rock body is too large, and all his did we just let Jasper get a nice body slam.
The Arena: Ow.
MettatonSEX: claps.
The Arena: You accidently hit yourself with the enemy.
The Arena: How.
Jasper: -She digs her elbow into his torso. "Heh. Pathetic."-
Erron: Fine... I'd like to enter these guys as my champions... as you can see. Austin can control emeralds, Kimmy controlls wind, Jamies a demon, and Frisk... well. Frisk is a psycho.
The Arena: "We don't allow children below 15 into the arena, squirt."
Robo-Frisk: Hey!
Jamie (Judas): I'm 15.
The Arena: The mutant attempts to make one last ditch effort...and promptly just croaks on the spot.
Erron: ((ribbit
The Arena: The word 'Necrosis' fades out, but it's obvious who the winner is.
The Arena: "And the winner is Jasper!" Says the announcer.
The Arena: Red looks at Judar.
MettatonSEX: YOU DID GREAT!
Jamie (Judas): . . .
The Arena: "...Nope, not seeing it. You look like an islamic midget to me."
The Arena: "Get outta here."
Jasper: -The gem raises her fist, letting out a victory roar... then trips over a crack as she's leaving the arena.-
The Arena: Break your mothers back.
Jamie (Judas): HOW DARETH YOU!? I, Jamie the LORD OF DEMONS WILL VEST THE COMPETITIO--
MettatonSEX: ...
The Arena: Jasper wins, as per the usual...a crapton of G provided she doesn't sue us for this!
MettatonSEX: STILL WONDERFUL
Jasper: -Technically her mom is a rock wall but okay-
GN Austin: Jamie... Just stop.
The Arena: "Seriously please don't sue it."
The Arena: Red just pulls a lever on the inside of the booth.
The Arena: A rapier drops down, and lands in her hands.
Jasper: -Jasper doesn't really understand the concept of suing, so you're lucky there.-
The Arena: "One, the lord of demons is already a champion."
The Arena: "And he laughs way too loud."
Jamie (Judas): . . .
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The Arena: "Two, just say 'how dare you' like a normal person, you archaic twat."
The Arena: "Gaster and Co. win..."
Jäger Leyline: ((its like 3 in the morning
MettatonSEX: smiles
MettatonSEX: ((and
GN Austin: O-Okay Jamie... I think we should go.
Jäger Leyline: ((get some sleep
Jamie (Judas): Shut it, child!
Gaster: ((put my key in the door, bodies laying all over the floor
The Arena: "And all express-payed meal to Whattaburger!"
The Arena: (+3 Glamburgers.)
GN Austin: Hey!
The Arena: Red looks at Jamie.
MettatonSEX: smiles, hugging Gaster.
The Arena: And promptly leans back, kicking her porcelain feet up on the booth. "Whatever, i'll listen if you can, y'know, reach the booth.
The Arena: The booth is too tall.
Gaster: hugs back.
GN Austin: . . . Jamie I have an idea!
The Arena: "We give our deepest condolences to the dead baseball man!" Says the announcer.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Should we revive him?
The Arena: "But I don't think he'll need deeper things with how far down he is!"
MettatonSEX: ...
Jamie (Judas): -Throws Austin up at the top of the booth, you decide if he makes it-
GN Austin: AAAAAA!
MettatonSEX: Oh, come on, that was worse than Sans's puns!
Gaster: ... Damn.
The Arena: He taps Red's foot, hard, her foot is porcelain, he falls back down.
The Arena: You just threw yourself into another persons foot.
Gaster: That was colder than the batter's heart.
The Arena: "Well, he needs some cold air where he is!"
The Arena: Molten hot core.
MettatonSEX: He had a heart?
GN Austin: *CRASH* Ow... my everything...
The Arena: She laughs behind the booth.
Kimmy: Jamie... you know I can fly, right?
MettatonSEX: exits tge arena bullshit
The Arena: "...You can fly?"
Gaster: looks at Mettaton. "Dear, let's go to bed."
Jamie (Judas): -Throws Kimmy this time-
The Arena: "Well, thats just cheating now."
Kimmy: AAAAAAGH!
MettatonSEX: nods, kissing Gaster on the cheek.
The Arena: Red reaches a hand out, and just grabs Kimmy as shes going up, by the head.
The Arena: "I mean, really. Just give up, i'm a trained fighter, you're not getting in this arena."
Kimmy: ...I'm not even trying.
MettatonSEX: goes home.
The Arena: Red drops her.
Gaster: goes home too.
The Arena: ...And proceeds to jump out of the booth, landing on her feet.
MettatonSEX: Oh, darling...
Kimmy: *ANOTHER CRASH* OW FUCK!
The Arena: "Come back tomorrow, or don't, I don't care, I've got to eat lunch."
MettatonSEX: I just want to say, I'm officially a trainer.
The Arena: She starts to walk off.
The Arena: [Follow] [Go back to bar] [Investigate Arena]
Gaster: Ohh, nice!
MettatonSEX: Yep.
MettatonSEX: All of them are mutated, except DeLa.
Erron: and Overwatch decide to stay at the bar...
MettatonSEX: The Aggron.
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Erron: That was a complete fucking failure...
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Gaster: Ah.
MettatonSEX: tends to have themed name sets
Gaster: Did anyone else go with you?
MettatonSEX: Frisk did and so did... Karamatsu, I think it was.
Robo-Frisk: Well put.
The Arena: Boomzy, Boomer, Lil' Boom, and Zappity would like to discuss explosions with you.
MettatonSEX: I have a full team of six.
Erron: -everyone sits at the bar-
Gaster: ... Ah, one of the Matsuno boys went with you? Good, they need jobs.
MettatonSEX: Alaska woukd like to have a word with you honeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
The Arena: Guess what.
The Arena: Zappity had Shadow Ball, I could've fucking ruined you.
MettatonSEX: But you didn't.
The Arena: HONEEEEEEEEEEEY
The Arena: True, mainly because I felt bad for making the teams too hard.
Erron: . . .
MettatonSEX: good
Jamie (Judas): Well it's clear that I'm carrying this team.
MettatonSEX: ...Do you want to know all their names?
GN Austin: Shut the fuck up, Jamie.
MettatonSEX: is a fuckin dork
Gaster: ... Sure.
Kimmy: Austin, calm down...
GN Austin: HE THREW ME!
MettatonSEX: There's Alyssa the Gardevoir, Alaska the Mismagius, DeLa the Aggron, Bianca the Lucario, Bob the Mew, and Kaganja the Cacturne.
MettatonSEX: *Laganja
Jäger Leyline: hey kids will you shut up
Gaster: ... You named the Mew Bob?
Jäger Leyline: trying to nap here
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: Nice.
Robo-Frisk: Yeah, that guy's right, you guys are being obnoxious.
MettatonSEX: Bob the Mew, not to be confused with Bob the electrician.
Jamie (Judas): Oh, and here comes the little toaster that didn't...
Gaster: nods.
Erron: Hey! Don't talk about Frisk like that!
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MettatonSEX: ...Nobody's guessed my theme name this time, I'm shocked.
Erron: *Lots of arguing between the "team"*
TheGlassblowers: Two figures show up near the 'Overwatch' "Well you two have a predicament, don't you fellows?"
MettatonSEX: *name scheme
GN Austin: Clearly.
Gaster: ... Drag queens?
MettatonSEX: Yes, you got it.
TheGlassblowers: "Well, little ones, would you like to make a..." Lens smirks. "Deal?"
MettatonSEX: I thought it would be obvious after Aggron.
Jäger Leyline: Kids shut your noise!
GN Austin: . . . What deal?
Gaster: chuckles. "Well, I'm a bit tired."
TheGlassblowers: They seperate, showing a mirror, which shows the reflections of everyone, but older, not squeaks anymore.
MettatonSEX: Well, we can head to bed.
TheGlassblowers: "Your youth, look a little older on the outside, we could take that, and get you passage~"
Erron: -How older? like... 15? 20?-
TheGlassblowers: Depends how older you feel like it being kek
MettatonSEX: lifts Gaster into a hug, holding him close.
Gaster: squeaks a little.
TheGlassblowers: "We'll just need a little something from you~"
MettatonSEX: So cute.
Kimmy: That being?
TheGlassblowers: "What do you have to offer~?"
TheGlassblowers: "Your sense of humors? Ears for music? Conscience?"
Gaster: Darling, stop describing yourself.
GN Austin: Chuck E. Cheese tokens?
TheGlassblowers: "We could trade your age for your strength~"
MettatonSEX: Not this again.
TheGlassblowers: "Your age for your killing intent~"
TheGlassblowers: "Your age for your unkilling intent~"
Jamie (Judas): I like that last one.
TheGlassblowers: They both smile at once. "What would you like to offer?"
GN Austin: I have Steam Wallet Cards.
TheGlassblowers: ((So you do realize that the Glassblowers are basically going full-on 'Poor Unfortunate Souls' here.))
MettatonSEX: carries Gaster to bed. Hella is there, passed out.
Erron: ((i know))
MettatonSEX: ((ITS SAD, BUT TRUE
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Jamie (Judas): Any other things we can give you... because I have no Unkilling intent.
Gaster: sliiides into bed.
Kimmy: This doesn't sound like a good idea at all.
GN Austin: I do look kinda hot in the future.
Kimmy: [sub]Damn right you do...[/sub]
MettatonSEX: sliiiides into bed like [spoiler]Jasper slid off the part of the island[/spoiler] <-- actual spoilers for 'in too deep'
Erron: ((Omg MV, my sides))
MettatonSEX: ((>:3c
Gaster: ((oh my god mv
Gaster: ((jasper's not going to live that down here
MettatonSEX: ((nope
Erron: ((no she wont.
Gaster: ((unless she doesn't live from that
MettatonSEX: ((i think of that one video where they put that scene to the cha cha slide
Gaster: ((OH MY GOD
Erron: ((YES!
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MettatonSEX: ((SLIIIIIDE TO THE LEFT
GN Austin: Sorry guys, we'll decline this offer.
MettatonSEX: ((SLIIIIIIDE TO THE RIGHT
Erron: ((CRISS CROSS
MettatonSEX: ((FREEZE
MettatonSEX: ((EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
Erron: ((Cha Cha Real Smoothe.
Gaster: ((CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAO
Erron: and co. go back to arguing.
Hellaton: ...Hhhello.
Gaster: Hi Hella.
MettatonSEX: Hi Hellaton.
Kimmy: This team was a mistake.
Jamie (Judas): You're a mistake
Robo-Frisk: Anime was a mistake.
Hellaton: I... I wawawas waiting for you two. N-nnnot like... not lililike in a sensual mannnnner I mean
Erron: What?
MettatonSEX: outs a hand on Hella's speaker.
MettatonSEX: We understand.
Karamatsu: -Meanwhile, Karamatsu's having a nice time introducing his pokemon to his brothers.-
MettatonSEX: Hey, unrelated but, tomorrow, I want you to meet my team. Of Pokémon.
Jamie (Judas): -the other "Isaac Characters"are all probably dicking around.-
Hellaton: ...Alllllllright. ,,,
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster and Hella close.
Erron: Can you kids just shut up?
Gaster: Okay, I will.
Hellaton: -holds Gaster and Metta.-
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Gaster: I can't wait.
Jamie (Judas): Hey Erron, how's the wife?
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GN Austin: That's MY joke!
MettatonSEX: Good.
Erron: Oh you little shit!
MettatonSEX: kisses both of his roommates, whirring.
Gaster: ((I'm half tempted to give the youngest matsuno a surprise team of cute yet powerful pokemon
MettatonSEX: Goodnight.
MettatonSEX: ((do it
Gaster: Goodnight.
Erron: ((sounds adorable
Hellaton: Goodnininight.
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Hellaton: -whirrs softly-
Gaster: (("ah, i see you've got pokemon, karamatsu-niisan! Shall i show you mine?"
Gaster: ((-totty proceeds to kick his brother's ass-
MettatonSEX: and Hella enter Sleep Mode, hugging each other and Gaster close.
MettatonSEX: ((im going to bed, gm
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Gaster: ((gn
Erron: ((gm
Jäger Leyline: wakes up
Jäger Leyline: (gn
Kimmy: Ya know what... Fuck this team. -walks out-
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GN Austin: I'm with her.
Jamie (Judas): Same. -warps out-
Jäger Leyline: am I gunna have to kick some ass?
Jäger Leyline: oh
Erron: No, they left...
Jäger Leyline: finally
Erron: It's just you, me, and Fris-- and she's gone.
Jäger Leyline: so it seems
Erron: *sigh* I thought the kid was on to something when he came up with the team idea.
Jäger Leyline: too bad you aint a chick
Erron: Okay...
Jäger Leyline: so ah.....
Jäger Leyline: who are you?
Robo-Frisk: -walks in- I'm back... just wen't to grab my Game Boy.
Erron: Name's Erron...
Erron: oh hey Frisk.
Jäger Leyline: right....
Erron: . . .
Jäger Leyline: you know Jeska?
Erron: Yeah... she's a clone of my dead wife. Err, some shit like that.
Jäger Leyline: clone? huh didnt know that
Erron: Yeah... it's weird... My friend AD is takin' care if her though.
Erron: I think.
Jäger Leyline: takin care of her alright
Erron: Huh?
Jäger Leyline: got her bakin a bun
Erron: Oh yeah...
Erron: I was alerted.
Erron: err, somthin.
Jäger Leyline: should she like, be your wife if shes a clone?
Jäger Leyline: shouldnt*
Erron: No... she's only a physical clone... Jukon is long gone. Jeska is new.
Erron: Y'know what I mean.
Jäger Leyline: Jukon huh....
Erron: Y-Yeah...
Jäger Leyline: jeska like her at all?
Erron: She's been acting kinda like her... a little.
Jäger Leyline: might be her...somwwhere in there
Erron: -is getting nervous- N-No... She's... gone.
Jäger Leyline: maybe not I dunno
Jäger Leyline: the thing is... I meet Jukon before
Erron: . . . oh really?
Jäger Leyline: yep 6 years ago
Erron: Wow.
Jäger Leyline: (brb
Erron: ((k
Jäger Leyline: she was different back then
Erron: ...
Jäger Leyline: it was weird because Jeska just came up to me and talked as if we talked before
Jäger Leyline: and I mistook her for Jukon
Jäger Leyline: hired me to help out around here
Erron: Wait...
Erron: -sudden realization- Y-You don't think...
Jäger Leyline: think what?
Erron: Did... AD take my wife?
Jäger Leyline: I dunno
Jäger Leyline: did he?
Erron: . . .
Erron: This is weird... I'm feeling pride in someone else...
Jäger Leyline: wha?
Erron: Too bad it's masked by all of this BLINDING RAGE
Jäger Leyline: whoa whoa cool down there hot shot
Erron: I TRUSED HIM!
Erron: AND HE PULLS THE ULTIMATE DICK MOVE!
Jäger Leyline: Erron?
Erron: MY WIFE DIES AN HE BRINGS HER BACK TO LIFE, AND WHAT DOES HE DO? STARTS BANGING HER!
Jäger Leyline: ahhh......
Erron: THIS IS THE REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES!
Jäger Leyline: AD doesnt seem the banging type
Erron: Well the how did she get pregnant!?
Jäger Leyline: she likely took him to bed
Erron: Which led to them bangi-- *another sudden realization* oh... my... god...
Jäger Leyline: .....
Erron: She... completely forgot about me...
Jäger Leyline: you okay there?
Erron: -shakes his head-
Jäger Leyline: I mean wait
Erron: ...?
Jäger Leyline: Im xompelety guessing here
Jäger Leyline: I dont really know
Erron: Maybe... she's not back. But... just the thought defeats me. I loved her... I helped her become a better person...
Jäger Leyline: Jukon a better person?
Erron: I'm not saying I [i]DESERVE[/i] her... but... you know.
Jäger Leyline: i cant much else really I dont know
Jäger Leyline: coukd always go talk to her
Erron: If you must...
Jäger Leyline: i meant you pal
Erron: oh...
Erron: I don't know if I can bring myself to do it.
Jäger Leyline: thats up to youpal
Jäger Leyline: it might be beat to move on
Jäger Leyline: best*
Jäger Leyline: being single is awesome anyhow
Erron: I have to... they already made a happy family together. And I'm in a relationship now too.
Jäger Leyline: yeah....
Erron: They have kids, and a house 'n shit.
Jäger Leyline: i guess the truth isnt worth pursuing here
Erron: You're right... As much as I miss Jukon... you're right.
Erron: I need to move on...
Erron: AD is still a fuckin' prick if it's true though.
Jäger Leyline: hey I dont know anything kid
Erron: Heh, neither do I...
Jäger Leyline: what you do ia up to you
Erron: ...yeqh.
Erron: You're right.
Erron: My boyfriend already makes me happy... why should I stress myself out over an ex?
Jäger Leyline: sounda fair
Erron: -nods-
GN Austin: ...Well that was fuckin' awkward.
Erron: AGH! When did you get here!?
GN Austin: Never left.
Erron: . . .
Jäger Leyline: ehhh
GN Austin: Well... I'm out. Good luck with the BF, Erron. -walks out-
Erron: . . .
Erron: what now?
Jäger Leyline: dunno
Erron: *sigh*
Jäger Leyline: dont care
Erron: I wish I could be more careless and free like you...
Erron: But my life pretty much went to shit.
Jäger Leyline: careless? I wish I was
Erron: Huh?
Jäger Leyline: I got like 5000 things on my mind roght now
Erron: same dude
Jäger Leyline: just dont care about thing like that
Erron: Wow...
Jäger Leyline: hmm?
Erron: Y'know. I always try to relax... but I end up doing something like killing robots on the moon, or burning a child to death.
Jäger Leyline: ahh...killing a kid?
Erron: Yeah... that Austin kid is from a video game timeline... so he has extra lives.
Erron: Things get weird here...
Jäger Leyline: well hes not dead so I guess you dont have to worry Bout that
Erron: Eh...
Jäger Leyline: and killing robots on the moon
Erron: Well... that's gonna happen soon.
Erron: I just know.
Jäger Leyline: wanna compare woes?
Erron: Go ahead.
Jäger Leyline: parents died when I was 13
Erron: Oh... my parents are dead too.
Erron: [sub]like... a year ago[/sub]
Jäger Leyline: had to take care of my 4 year old sister
Erron: I watch over Frisk... which is harder than you think.
Jäger Leyline: was forced into war shortly afyerwards while trying to take car of my sister
Jäger Leyline: a merc band picked me and used me as a soldier
Erron: I was turned into a hellbent flower. after my best friend died in my arms.
Jäger Leyline: spent 10 years at war against humabity
Jäger Leyline: humanity*
Erron: spent 10 years against EVERYTHING.
Erron: Monsters, Humans, you name it, I wznted it dead.
Jäger Leyline: my sister became ill 2 years ago after thw war ended
Erron: My best friend became a fucking demon hellspawn.
Jäger Leyline: the diseaase has nearly crippled her and left her deformed
Erron: Her face was melting and she possesed a human who slaughtered everyone including me... but my timeline was reset shortly afterwards.
Jäger Leyline: and Ive racked up so much debt trying to pay for her medical bills
Erron: I lived alone for another 5 years after...
Erron: literaly NO OTHER CONRACT
Erron: *CONTAVT
Erron: *CONTACT FUCKING HELL
Jäger Leyline: and people discriminate against her because she is seen as a plague bearer
Erron: I felt so alone and helpkess for 5 years...
Jäger Leyline: Ive also out her inthe best univeraity there is which aint cheap
Jäger Leyline: shes 14 abd already smarter than the entire campus
Erron: I still have [s]Vientnam[/s] Flower Flashbacks...
Jäger Leyline: shes the obly thing that matters to me
Erron: 99% of my friends here is either dead or on some kind of hit list...
Jäger Leyline: theobly thing I know how to do is fight
Jäger Leyline: so I put my life on yhe line to ensure she can live a normal life
Erron: The only emotion I feel is anger... everyday, I'm always pisssed off.
Jäger Leyline: and if I die, I dont think shell be able to make it on her own
Erron: I've killed multiple children... MULTIPLE TIMES EACH.
Jäger Leyline: so Im stuck in a catch 22
Erron: If I die... it won't affect ANYONE.
Erron: So it's like I only exist to some.
Jäger Leyline: you likely can change that
Erron: Heh... sure. I bet I can fly too.
Jäger Leyline: got a BF right?
Erron: What of him?
Jäger Leyline: you matter to someone
Jäger Leyline: and you moved onand found someone else
Erron: one person... who can still function if I sied.
Erron: Also... I can't get dtunk anymore.
Jäger Leyline: makw more friends then
Erron: ...
Jäger Leyline: do something
Erron: At least you weren't put into a fucking blender and turned into a talking microwave... -knocks on hids chest, making a clang sound-
Jäger Leyline: get anything cool from that?
Erron: Some weapons...
Jäger Leyline: not bad
Erron: But I can't get drunk or high...
Jäger Leyline: my legs are cybernetic
Jäger Leyline: thats likely a good thing
Erron: Meh.
Jäger Leyline: i have a felling youd be dead by now otherwise
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Erron: Who'd care... two people?
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Jäger Leyline: yep...two people would
Erron: Hmph...
Jäger Leyline: youre acting like its bad you dont have a high number of people who care forbyou
Erron: one of those two people is a kid... who I've killed 3 times.
Jäger Leyline: dont you think you should value those 2 more?
Jäger Leyline: because you are devaluing them rightt now
Jäger Leyline: seeing them more as numbers than people
Jäger Leyline: I only matter to 1 person...and thats all I need
Erron: I value them... alot. but my point is, they don't need me... if anything they'd be better off without me..
Erron: I'm a danger to them...
Erron: I've killed one of them 3 times!
Jäger Leyline: yet they are still here
Jäger Leyline: and youre worrying about be needed when you should just be happy withbm then
Erron: I've also got the moonbots to worry about... And I don't want them getting hurt or even worse, KILLED!
Jäger Leyline: think you arevworry too much
Erron: WE ARE ON THE MOON AS WE SPEAK! These robots could just barge in and fuck us both up if they found us!
Erron: I'd never be able to forgive myself if they got turnd into moonbots too...
Erron: I just want them to be safe... I value them more than my own being.
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Erron: HA is probably the best boyfriend I've had... and the kid... He's the closest thing to a nephew or son. DON'T EVER TELL HIM I SAID THAT!
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Jäger Leyline: (brb
Erron: (k
Jäger Leyline: ((you can go too bed btw
Erron: ((not tired.
Jäger Leyline: k
Erron: ((you can if you want
Jäger Leyline: ((its 6 pm here
Erron: ((oh yeah, kek
Erron: ()i might soon though
Jäger Leyline: (k
Erron: . . .
Jäger Leyline: ah I see
Erron: -nods-
Jäger Leyline: if thats you should be doing more to take care of your self
Erron: I want to take care of them more! They matter more than me!
Jäger Leyline: so you can be there whem tbey need you
Erron: . . .
Jäger Leyline: ...I should be doing the same thing
Erron: I need them more than they need me...
Jäger Leyline: thats not a bad thing thiigh
Erron: hmph...
Jäger Leyline: my sis needs me
Jäger Leyline: do you yhink that means I love her less
Erron: no...
Jäger Leyline: come on stop beating yourself up so much
Jäger Leyline: i tried that. gets you no where
Erron: I just with I could go back on time and stop myself from getting captured by the moonbots in the first place...
Jäger Leyline: cant change the past but you xan the futute
Erron: You're right...
Jäger Leyline: yeppers
Erron: . . .
Jäger Leyline: just try n be happy
Erron: ok.
Erron: -gets up- I think i'm gonna go get some shuteye.
Jäger Leyline: alright
Erron: Thanks, man.
Jäger Leyline: see ya later
Jäger Leyline: no problem
Erron: -heads for the door- See ya...
Erron: ((wow the ferls.
Erron: ((*feels
Erron: ((i'm tired.
Jäger Leyline: ((im good at that
Jäger Leyline: (gn
Erron: ((GN
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Jäger Leyline: ((hello darkness my old friend
Jäger Leyline: (morning
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Jäger Leyline: ((ppl come back!
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Jäger Leyline: ((frisky! dont leave me!
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Jäger Leyline: ((...
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Jäger Leyline: ((make up your damn mind
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Jäger Leyline: ((succ
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Jäger Leyline: ((oi
Jäger Leyline: ((gdi
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Barchar: (morning brah)
Jäger Leyline: ((hey
Jäger Leyline: ((the the first person to not enter and leave
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: ((eyy
Jäger Leyline: (oi
Frisk: ((hi
Barchar: (well I might be leaving sooner rather than later for karate but eh)
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wakes up, and orders breakfast from Grillby. Specifically, she orders a pancake and some chocolate milk.-[/font][/color]
Jäger Leyline: (oi frisk
Jäger Leyline: /me is in the bar
Jäger Leyline: ((why mrasap?
Jäger Leyline: is in the bar
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks adorable in her pajamas, and is hugging her catbread plushie-[/font][/color]
Barchar: is as well. After a day, she's kind of already gotten over the high of interximensional travel.
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -the smol kitten child yawns-[/font][/color]
Jäger Leyline: ((BC can go throught dimensions now?
Jäger Leyline: hey cat...thing
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: G'mornin'...[/font][/color]
Barchar: (yup. She made it so she can. It was not a pleasant process. )
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is pretty much human except for cat ears and a tail, like you see in anime sometimes.-[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -however, one of her ears has a notch in it.-[/font][/color]
Jäger Leyline: borning morning
Jäger Leyline: boring morning*
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Not for me, though...[/font][/color]
Barchar: "Eh. Most are."
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -hops in her box, and cruises out onto the moon. She rides around and does several flamboyant tricks. It's clearly on autopilot.-[/font][/color]
Barchar: oh were on the moon now okay
Jäger Leyline: ((frisky
Barchar: (this is what I get for going to dnd)
: ((just imagine Mi's box just cruising up to the moon like the "there is no need to be upset" gif))
Jäger Leyline: when is the bar goin back to the ground?
Frisk: ((whoops
Frisk: ((sorry
Frisk: ((i'm tired
Jäger Leyline: ((nsp
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels back in-[/font][/color]
: ((today i slept at 2 AM))
: ((I'm tired af
Barchar: (ninja sex party?)
Jäger Leyline: ((yes
Frisk: ((i think i literally just)))
Frisk: ((fell asleep))
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Frisk: ((yesterday night))
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Jäger Leyline: ((oi
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Fabriel: is awake, holding a sleeping asuka
Frisk: ((ayyy
Jeska or Jukon: -walks into the bar
Fabriel: Howdy
Jäger Leyline: Hey there
Jeska or Jukon: hey whose free right now?
Fabriel: ((Flame
Fabriel: ((Which day is better for you
Fabriel: ((Today or tomorrow
Frisk: ((Slarv: We're gonna have a gangbang))
Fabriel: Don't have much to do
Fabriel: Just Sukie
Fabriel: is holding a smol human child
Frisk: ((Fabriel can only do Sukie?))
Frisk: ((Gee.))
Fabriel: ((:)
Barchar: (uhhh)
Barchar: (I'll tell you in about ten minutes if I'm doing anything today)
Fabriel: ((K
Barchar: (tomorrow is almost certainly fine, though. So... )
Fabriel: ((Btale needs to be present for chapper 4
Barchar: (yeah)
Barchar: (I'm aware)
Fabriel: ((Tomorrow was the original plan
Jeska or Jukon: I need a few people do go get me something
Fabriel: ((Can barchar see on the moon now like she could?
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Barchar: (she's still got the omnipresent thing going on, yes)
Barchar: (but, you know, still fuzzy.)
Frisk: ((Yazan, I have like one more question))
Frisk: ((From that PM))
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Frisk: (([I]shit[/i]
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Jäger Leyline: ((k
Jäger Leyline: (fuxking internet
Frisk: ((rip
Jäger Leyline: ((so what are tori and fin up to?
Jäger Leyline: ((ask on the pm frisky
Barchar: (I have no idea, Yaz. Probably not a whole lot important? )
Frisk: ((i did
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Frisk: ((Tori and Fin are buying Froggits at the pet store))
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Jäger Leyline: ((fun
Jäger Leyline: (my internet has gone full retard
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Fabriel: whats that Barchar sees
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Jäger Leyline: (fuck my internet, I'm out
Fabriel: ((Cya
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Barchar: I dunno what is that she sees
Fabriel: she sees a smol child
Fabriel: being cut to pieces
Barchar: oh fuk
Barchar: okay wow
Fabriel: and put back together again
Fabriel: with robot parts
Fabriel: screaming and crying her head off
Fabriel: it's Onna, you're seeing Onna
Barchar: finds this less troubling than she should, but that doesn't mean it isn't troubling
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Barchar: is jukon in the bar rn
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Fabriel: ((When I go on /r/undertale and read feels comics now
Fabriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHY5ViHRYw
Fabriel: ((This is what happens
Fabriel: ((http://peachiekeenie.deviantart.com/art/That-s-rough-buddy-UNDERTALE-SPOILERS-570363159
Fabriel: ((Sad Azzy is cute
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Fabriel: ((JUST SWITCHED BABY
Fabriel: ((WOO
Fabriel: ((It was an accident but WE DID IT
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Frisk: ((hi
Fabriel: ((Ayy
Fabriel: ((I tried to do it again
Fabriel: ((Didn't work rip
Frisk: ((RIP))
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Fabriel: ((It was crazy and horrifying
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Frisk: ((hoo boy
Fabriel: ((I couldn't feel my body, I was in a black void, and I couldn't breathe
Fabriel: ((brb
Fabriel: ((Back
Fabriel: ((Was so freaked the fuck out I took back control because I thought I died
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Fabriel: ((Ayy
: ((You thought you died))
Fabriel: ((I did
: ((TULPAS SEEM LIKE A GREAT THING))
Fabriel: ((Well this was an accident tho
: ((Fair point))
Fabriel: ((I didn't know what I was doing
Fabriel: ((Going in knowing it was switching I woulda been less freaked
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: ((So feeling like you're dying is okay aslong as you are expecting it))
: ((10/10))
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Fabriel: ((It is tho
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: ((Rest in dick))
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TheGlassblowers: Eyyy
CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, don't get your hopes/dreams up or anything, but i MAY come back to rping sometime.))
TheGlassblowers: Nice))
CryingEevee OOC: ((varik prolly won't ever be coming back though.))
TheGlassblowers: <.<
CryingEevee OOC: ((well what's that sposed to mean, laharl?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i just looked at the time, and was very surprised that it wasn't later. partly because i was up early, and partly because it's pretty dark out because it's storming.))
TheGlassblowers: >.>
TheGlassblowers: <.>
TheGlassblowers: >,<
CryingEevee OOC: ((-_-))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy... someone i'm not familiar with))
Flame_warp : (('twould be me good sir))
TheGlassblowers: ((Thats Flame Warp I believe))
Flame_warp : ((dunno if we've met but I thought we had))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't remember if we did, really though i only remember a select few i think))
Flame_warp : ((played mk in the charat/xyzzy days, and you probably saw me as bondertale in the end days of charat))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, you were monster kid?))
Flame_warp : ((ayup))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, well then i DID know you. i think that was only in the xyzzy days though, so i never knew you as flamewarp))
Flame_warp : ((the guy who created basically the entire lore of the main dimension, too))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right, you did, didn't you? and all because you questioned what lore was in place if i recall))
Flame_warp : ((yup))
Flame_warp : ((and the answer was 'basically none lol'))
Flame_warp : ((and my brain got-a workin'))
Barchar: (and then I went and did it again with this little lady)
Flame_warp : ((I've basically done two things of import and they were both just MAKING lore actually exist))
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i'm still not clear on how the anydoors work, if anyone even came up with the way they work that is))
Flame_warp : ((uh...what do you mean))
Flame_warp : ((like, the interface?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, in general. like is the anydoor connected to other anydoors? how would you know the code to your own universe/timeline? etc.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((whenever i've been around i don't think any of this was brought up))
TheGlassblowers: ((I've always assumed that you get anydoor combinations from other anydoors))
TheGlassblowers: ((Someone knew an anydoor combination before you, and led you to that anydoor))
TheGlassblowers: ((Now it just begs the question on where the fuck the first timelines combos came from))
Flame_warp : ((I figure the anydoor can trace it's own dimension's codes))
TheGlassblowers: ((But if I remember, Nance's thing, Purity, made the first anydoors))
Flame_warp : ((so the real question there is just where those came from))
Flame_warp : ((from then, punch in random codes, tell people what they are and how they work, and let that spiral out of control))
TheGlassblowers: ((I assume you cannot dial a wrong number on an anydoor))
TheGlassblowers: ((EVERYTHING has a code, if you fuck up and put in 1235 instead of 1234 you'll go to a completely different timeline))
CryingEevee OOC: ((well yeah, infinite universes, infinite codes))
TheGlassblowers: ((In general they've always been six letter combos though))
TheGlassblowers: ((GASTON. GRILBY, REBORN, HEROES, etc))
TheGlassblowers: ((PRGTRY))
CryingEevee OOC: ((what's the frisk dimension or the furry dimension codes?))
TheGlassblowers: ((Idk))
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'see, it works better as a seed like system instead of using descriptive codes as far as the infinite universes thing goes))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy))
Frisk: ((hi
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CryingEevee OOC: ((there goes whiskington))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((there they go again))
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Frisk: ((lel
CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know if you read what i said before you got here, but i MAY come back to rping))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so that's a thing))
Frisk: ((Cool.))
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: ((hey everyone
Barchar: (hio bio)
: ((I'm gonna teach my friend to mod Stick Ranger
: ((I've been talking about that game for a while now
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: ((what is even happening rn))
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Barchar: (nothing)
Frisk: ((I taught my friend how to use MSPARP))
Frisk: ((I'm not bringing him here, though))
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in-[/font][/color]
: ((is it the same friend from before, back in the Charat days?
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: ((heya
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is loafing around as usual[/font][/color]
DamnDude: (( Just beat Uncharted 4 ))
TheGlassblowers: ((Damn, dude, sounds fun))
DamnDude: (( I really like how they did the last fight ))
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DamnDude: (( I like it more than all the other final fights in the series I've played. ))
Fabriel: ((Allo
DamnDude: (( Oi ))
: ((heya
TheGlassblowers: ((Hello))
TheGlassblowers: ((Don't mind me just teambuilding up the next few gyms and sparring with random people))
DamnDude: (( Alright ))
Fabriel: ((Soon I will be able to tell you what it feels like to be gote
DamnDude: (( Also, I love how you actually [spoiler] play fucking crash bandicoot in the game [/spoiler] ))
Fabriel: ((Or anything, i can take requests
Fabriel: ((Just watched civil war
Fabriel: ((Was good
DamnDude: (( I loved civil war. ))
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TheGlassblowers: Ey
TheGlassblowers: Playing Gmod
Fabriel: ((Ayy
Fabriel: ((Im prolly gonna try switching again
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Frisk: ((RIP everything))
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: ((Not everything))
: ((Okay now everything))
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Fabriel: ((Rip everything
Fabriel: ((Gonna try [s]almost dying[/s] switching again now
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Juan: (( Have you seen Chef? ))
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Jäger Leyline: (wow only laharel?
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Erron: ((hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from Streets™
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Erron: ((ayy
: (Ayy))
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Erron: ((why is nobody here!?
: ((Magic))
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Erron: ((memes*
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: aza -She is leaning back on the couch, at the moon bar.-
: aza -Well fuck.-
Erron: is at the bar... with a new laptop. Playing "GMod DarkRP."
Azalea: "Hey there, goat."
Erron: Hi.
Azalea: "Haven't met you before."
Erron: The name's Erron.
Azalea: "Nice to meet you, Erron. I'm Azalea."
Erron: Nice to meet you too...
Azalea: "YoI don't sound so sure about that."
: you*
Erron: Oh... well, i've never been known for my conversation skills...
Azalea: "Well, it's good practice to talk to people, especially ones who don't care about how well you talk."
Erron: mmhm.
Azalea: "Not like I'm the best at talking, anyways."
Erron: -nods-
Azalea: "So, whatcha doing?"
Erron: Video games...
Azalea: "May I watch?"
Erron: Sure...
Azalea: "Haven't seen a video game for years."
Azalea: -She walks over to watch.-
Erron: -He's putting props in his house... he put his RP Name as just "Erron"- (i'm assuming you've played DarkRP on gmod before.)
: ((I haven't, I more played other shit))
Erron: ()oh.
Azalea: "What's this?"
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Erron: (hi
Alphys: (yo
: ((Ayy))
Alphys: (ayyy)
Erron: It's like The Sims meets Team Fortress 2...
Azalea: "Heard of sims, not group compound deuce."
Erron: Group Compo-- [sub]what the fuck?[/sub]
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MettatonSEX: ((hiiii
Erron: ((Ayy MV
Azalea: "I'm joking, but I haven't heard of team fortress two."
MettatonSEX: ((hi darking!
MettatonSEX: ((*darling
Erron: ah...
: ((Darking yet darkinger))
Alphys: (darking)
Alphys: (hello darling!!)
: ((Hello darking my old friend))
Erron: It's like Call of Duty if it was actually fun.
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MettatonSEX: ((hiiii
Gaster: ((hello
Jäger Leyline: (bacl
Azalea: "Oh."
Gaster: ((it's me
Erron: ((hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from Streets™
Gaster: ((i see crying eevee made an appearance earlier
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Gaster: ((while i was trying to figure out how to draw a serperior
Erron: ((is it weird that I like Snivy more than Serperior?
MettatonSEX: and Hellaton are outside. There's a post it note saying 'Come outside darling!' in pink glittery pen on the inside of the door of whatever room Gaster is in.
MettatonSEX: ((outside the gaston house i mean
MettatonSEX: ((FOOL
Gaster: wakes up to find the note.
MettatonSEX: ((snivy's legend starts in the 12th century
Erron: ((k
Gaster: snickers. "This would have been a better choice if you stuck it to my face."
Gaster: goes outside anyway though.
Jäger Leyline: walks in the bar
Erron: is still playing GMod: DarkRP. . .
MettatonSEX: is there, holding his balls. Pokéballs, that is. Mettaton doesn't have testes.
Erron: ((krk
Erron: ((kek*
Jäger Leyline: hey guys
Gaster: looks at Mettaton's balls. He thinks they're nice.
Erron: Hey.
Hellaton: It'ssss time?
Erron: ((MORE KEK
MettatonSEX: nods, sending out his darling Pokémon.
Corsiva: -She pokes her head out of the door. "Ooooh!"-
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Jäger Leyline: quiet eveining
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Azalea: "Yeah."
Erron: -nods-
Gaster: Wow, they... they're nice.
Hellaton: ...They'reeeeee... mutated. And ststill beautiful...
MettatonSEX: I know, right!
Jäger Leyline: welp I'm off. gonna see Loni
Erron: ok.
Azalea: "She's okay, right?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah why?
Jäger Leyline: well I mean no
Erron: Fuck! Someone raided my house...
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Hellaton: .....Wassss the Lucarrrrio your choice?
Jäger Leyline: she'll be okay after I get rid of that disease of hers
MettatonSEX: No, she just came like this.
Gaster: looks at the lucario, then at his husband. "Looks like you've got a doppelganger."
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TheGlassblowers: ((Reborn has different shinies than regular...))
Hellaton: That'sssss cute.
TheGlassblowers: ((And I just looked through the files and saw soemthing))
MettatonSEX: ((i kno--wait huh
MettatonSEX: ((im basing the pokemon off movesets and my personal ingame names for pokemon of the same species
TheGlassblowers: ((Someone fucking knew what they were doing. Cubone is completely white and has a red scarf, while Marowak is completely white, has blue eyes, and has it's upper body pixelled to look like a blue jacket with white fluff))
Gaster: ((OH MY GOD
MettatonSEX: ((*megalovania intensifies*
MettatonSEX: ((*bonemarang intensifies*
Jäger Leyline: hey Errin
Erron: has an idea... he runs out of the bar and returns with a microphone and a headset.
Erron: Hi!
Jäger Leyline: whats with the mic and set?
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Reborn: Somewhere far off, a timeline just re-opened.
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Erron: -starts setting things up... he opens Fraps and begins recording- Time for some trolling videos!
Reborn: ((I'm gonna start working on Shelly's team, and maybe Kik-wait no Kiki is dead))
Reborn: ((Did you notice how all three of Shade's pokemon were nicknamed?))
Gaster: ((I forget are we going to do moon shit or nah
Reborn: ((Corey, Kiki, and Eclipse. Those are characters that have died so far in Reborn))
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Erron: ((we're on the moon nkw.
Erron: ((now*
Jäger Leyline: I take it youre busy
Reborn: ((Ingame, Corey has a gengar that he leads off with named Corey))
Erron: I'm just gonna piss people on on a video game...
Reborn: ((Corey is the poison gym leader you just saw die, and Shade was the one who cleaned up the body))
Reborn: ((Spooky af))
MettatonSEX: ((shiiit man
Gaster: ((oooh
Erron: ((spoop
Reborn: ((Kiki and Eclipse are murdered as well alongside the game))
Reborn: ((Kiki gets sliced apart by a garchomp, and Eclipse gets her soul burned out by a Chandelure))
Gaster: ((it was the gengar
Gaster: ((oh nvm
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