Frisk: ((because it's hump-day and it takes mv a long time to get over the hump))
Karamatsu: ((it's school, but yes
Frisk: ((mhm))
Frisk: ((finals and stuff happenin' i assume))
Karamatsu: ((yup, there's that too
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Jäger Leyline: (thrusday for me
: (( yo
Erron: ((e c h
Frisk: ((i'm just glad it's almost summer vacation))
Frisk: ((hi erron))
: (( 5:02 PM Wednesday ))
: (( I would rather die ))
Jäger Leyline: ((i can arrangecthat bloo
Frisk: ((I remember when Chara hit Frisk on the head with an empty bottle of liquor))
Frisk: ((and when a Chara blew up
Frisk: ((the entire bar
: (( Where the fuck is my pencil sharpener ))
Karamatsu: ((bad and naughty charas must atone for their sins
Frisk: ((yes
Karamatsu: ((have you checked up your butt and around the corner, bloo
Jäger Leyline: ((what bitch
Frisk: * She rubs her head a little bit. It's weird not having that scar there.
: (( I might have to steal one from my dad's bin of "PROFESSIONAL SUPPLIES THAT NOBODY ELSE SHOULD TOUCH BECAUSE IF THEY DO I'LL SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD AND IN THE ASS" ))
Karamatsu: ((oh my lord
Karamatsu: whistles to himself.
: (( Today: my friend: "I'll have you know this apple was from a bin" me: "A trash bin?" ))
Frisk: ((my dad lets me mess around with his stuff))
Erron: ((My dad fucked my mom.
Karamatsu: ((that motherfucker
Erron: (AYY
Frisk: ((that motherfucker))
Erron: ((too late Friskuu
Karamatsu: ((like your mom when she was pregnant with you
Jäger Leyline: (I pprefer the term mother lover
Karamatsu: steps into the anydoor. He returns with a guitar.
Erron: ((I think I've found my favorite "High Quality Rip" from Silva: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEFidraLP7E ))
Frisk: "You have a guitar?"
Frisk: "That's cool."
Karamatsu: Yes, I do.
Jäger Leyline: play me the song of your people
: (( Juan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ))
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Frisk: * She goes into the Anydoor, and comes back out with Juan's guitar.
: Trifecta [] is now Trifecta [Juan].
Frisk: "I have one, too!"
Frisk: * She sits back down.
Karamatsu: Well...
Karamatsu: strums his guitar.
Juan: Juan shortly walks up to Frisk and taps her on the shoulder, seemingly coming out of nowhere. "I died."
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Juan: (( "I died." -Juan ))
Karamatsu: Shall we - EHH?
Frisk: * She looks up at Juan. "..that's sudden."
Frisk: "Wow."
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Frisk: "I certainly.. didn't expect you of all people to die. And here you are coming out of nowhere?"
Jäger Leyline: (juan rkos frisk
Frisk: ((juan rkos karamatsu))
Frisk: ((for no reason))
Frisk: ((Karamatsu: shit))
Karamatsu: ((he rkos karamatsu because he's painful
Jäger Leyline: (the couch rkos jager
Juan: "Yes."
Frisk: "So you're a ghost?"
Karamatsu: ((i mean karamatsu's just punchable: http://prnt.sc/b2zg31
Juan: "The power of badassery brought me back. You should know that it always does."
Karamatsu: S-so... so cool...
Juan: (( my trigger finger itches ))
Frisk: ((YEP))
Frisk: "So you're alive?"
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Juan: "Yes."
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Juan: [s]"Unfortunately."[/s]
Frisk: "Oh, that's cool!"
Frisk: "That means I don't have to mourn about you dying."
Karamatsu: gives a thumbs up, unsure of what else to do. "Nice."
Azalea: -She's sitting on the couch, watching things go down.-
Juan: "I was actually dead for about a month."
Frisk: "Oh dear."
Frisk: "I'm glad I pulled the guitar out, then."
Erron: -The sounds of Erron's agony as he plays TF2 can be heard if you listen closely- [sub]NGGGGHAAAAGH...[/sub]
Frisk: * She gestures to Karamatsu. "This is Karamatsu. He's pretty cool. I met him yesterday."
Hipster Asriel: He just sits next to Erron and watches him play, trying not to fall asleep after being up for a few weeks.
Frisk: "Karamatsu, this is the juan and only Juan."
Juan: "It is I!"
Erron: -Notices HA being tired- Y'aright dude?
Frisk: "Juan is one of my friends."
Hipster Asriel: "...I....I'm fine...."
Karamatsu: starts a little. [i]S-she called me cool?[/i] He then smirks, then adjusts his glasses. "It's nice to meet you, Juan."
Frisk: ((Hipster Asriel: S-sugar.... rush.....))
Erron: . . . Y-You sure?
Juan: "Technicolor" Frisk: The color Frisk walks in. "Hey, everyone."
Jäger Leyline: (oi bread
Juan: (( I thought the replacements worked ah fuck ))
: Trifecta [Juan] is now Trifecta [].
: (( thereeeee ))
: ((Go to character creator))
: [i]Juan:[/i] "...Likewise."
: ((And use commands))
: ((It's soooo much easier))
Erron: . . .
: (( I am using commands ))
: (( [i]fucked[/i] ))
: ((Welp))
Karamatsu: ((fuck the commands, bloo
Karamatsu: ((just do it
: ((Wait no you said replacements))
: ((u fuk))
: (( But not really character creator commands because those suck imo ))
Karamatsu: ((settle down and raise kids with the commands
: ((THEY ARE AMAZING))
Hywel: ((DO))
Azalea: ((YOU))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SEE))
: (( "THEY ARE AMAZING" >fails to use them ))
Frisk: ((He did use them))
Toriel_Dreemurr: ((THESE))
: ((I ran out but you get the point))
: (( I'll still remember the multiple times character commands fucked you over ))
Chime: ((you dip
Corsiva: ((they don't always fuck you over
: ((It was because bad connection))
Frisky: ((you fuck
: ((So my internet fucked me over))
: Bad Connection: (( Fuck you ))
King Hyper: ((i never use these
: ((k))
❤ Frisk: ((but they're useful))
DamnDude: (( If you have the status bar... ))
Azazel: ((This))
狐狸精: ((mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rush: ((Should))
: Donald Trump: (( Literally adding characters on the fly ))
Lua: (( Be easy))
: -Easy as 123-
Erron: -you can tell Erron's about to punch his laptop... until something pops up on his screen- Oh! Frisk gifted me a new game... "Super Meat Boy?" Sounds weird.
: ((Yeah but they arent multicolor))
Frisk: ((also juan should reply to kara
Karamatsu: ((he did
Karamatsu: ((now kara's trying to think of something to say
: [color=#ff0000]Donald Trump: ((They are you fuck[/color]
Jamie (Judas): ((using commands is bloody easy mate!))
Frisk: ((oh
Karamatsu: You... ah... you play guitar?
Frisk: ((ok
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Karamatsu: 's accent is coming in think.
Karamatsu: *thick
: ((Thicc))
Karamatsu: ((thiccer than kim k
Erron: ((Comment "Thicc" down below))
Dloqwy: ((Wow, you couldn't come up something more witty than that?))
Karamatsu: ((SHUT UP YOU DUMB TYPO
DamnDude: (( That's what /meme is, huh ))
: ((Fine ill change it))
Frisk: ((i spell dloqwy duh-low-quee))
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: [i]★ [u]mythisoleucine[/u][/i]: (( I use the same technique Bio does when it comes to character crap ))
: ((You asked for this))
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Jäger Leyline: (good topic
: [i]Juan:[/i] "Yes. Definitely."
: ((We should petition adding a Meme event to the olympics))
Frisk: "I actually have one of his guitars right now."
Java: (( I'm now white, huh ))
: Trifecta [] is now Trifecta [Juan].
Frisk: * She points to it.
Juan: "Yes! That is most definitely my guitar."
Karamatsu: ((i need to start a folder of dumb things i say here
Karamatsu: ((just a folder of screencaps
DamnDude: (( I am literally just fucking with character commands right now, what have you guys done to me. ))
Juan: "Usually the person holding it starts to glow a faint blue."
Frisk: * She looks down at herself.
Frisk: ((Juan: And they go super saiyan.))
Azalea: -She gets up, walking to the ruins of the bedroom.-
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Frisk: * IS SHE GLOWING A FAINT BLUE OR NOTTTTTTTTT
Juan: yes
Karamatsu: Ah-ah...
Karamatsu: That's so cool..
Frisk: "Oh!"
Frisk: "That's neat.."
Frisk: "I never noticed that, strangely."
Juan: (( [url=http://i.imgur.com/mP2UF6Y.jpg]Thesis: I'll have you know[/url] ))
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Erron: has installed the new game RFrisk sent him... "Super Meat Boy" There's a note on the gift, [color=#b536da]"Have fun with this game Erron, it's super relaxing... Your Friend, Frisk the Fuckbot"[/color]
Hipster Asriel: HAsriel can be seen chugging Red Bull.
Erron: -Looks at HA again- You sure you don't need sleep?
Erron: You look tired as hell.
Frisk: * She strums it.
Hipster Asriel: "I'm....fine..." And then he just falls asleep.
Erron: !!
Azalea: -She returns out of that room, with Hywel's compound bow, and sits down again.-
Erron: -Starts playing his game- Ok... this seems easy enough.
Karamatsu: also strums his guitar.
Frisk: * She strums the guitar once more!
Juan: Then Juan takes out a pink and white guitar and starts to play on it.
Erron: . . . O-oh. That was kinda unfair... never mind.
Karamatsu: gulps, then starts to play the first few measures of Roundabout.
Erron: ((RFrisk: -Bursts in with a guitar and plays Through the Fire and Flames))
Frisk: * She begins to play a soothing melody. Probably something she came up with.
Azalea: -She eventually fucks off because she's bored, and leaves through the Anydoor to Fanta's timeline.-
Jäger Leyline: walks into azalea
Jäger Leyline: as he enters
Erron: FUCK! Died again...
Jäger Leyline: whoa sorry bout that
Karamatsu: glances over at Erron as he plays. "Ah, unlucky..."
Erron: Yeah...
Azalea: "Oh, yeah, it's fine."
Azalea: "I was just heading out."
Erron: OK NO! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
Jäger Leyline: azalea?
Erron: How is this "World 1!?"
Juan: (( I made a sort of formatting system: '$char_boxshade_medium $color(1c1c1c) Fiorano: $font(Source Code Pro)"fuck my life"$endfont $endcolor' ))
Jäger Leyline: you look....older
Erron: ((wowie))
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Azalea: "Oh god I have to explain again..."
Juan: (( Now to actually implement that top kek ))
Frisk: ((The Bloo Format
Karamatsu: ((hi mb
Frisk: ((yo
Azalea: -She explains. Again.-
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Karamatsu: ((i mean mv
MettatonSEX: ((mb
Juan: (( Bloomat ))
Juan: (( uh ))
Juan: (( hi mv ))
MettatonSEX: ((mageb
Karamatsu: ((you're not molybedenium
Erron: ((AY MV))
MettatonSEX: ((ayy
Jäger Leyline: shit...does that mean im out of a job
MettatonSEX: ((hi darliiiing
Alphys: (hello darling!!)
Juan: (( [url=https://msparp.com/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FmP2UF6Y.jpg]MV what do you think of this picture I made of Thesis[/url] ))
Juan: (( On paper ))
Juan: (( With pencil ))
Azalea: "Yeah."
MettatonSEX: ((its cute!
Jäger Leyline: mutters,"and why couldnt it have been 91
Jäger Leyline: 10 years*
Frisk: * She is playing on a guitar with Karamatsu and Juan.
MettatonSEX: passed out last night but went home jsyk
Karamatsu: ((91 years? wow jager's into cougars
Azalea: "That's creepy. You just said that to a minor."
Erron: is playing Super Meat Boy... Frisk told him it was "Relaxing."
Jäger Leyline: jeska is gonna be pissed at me
Azalea: "I'm pissed at you for that remark, geez."
Jäger Leyline: (muttered it
Gaster: He probably went home too, after having an interesting conversation.
Azalea: "Kinda gross and disgusting, sir."
Erron: -By Frisk I meant RFrisk-
Jäger Leyline: ((wasnt understandable
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Azalea: -Fuck-
Azalea: -retcon that-
Karamatsu: is playing Roundabout.
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Jäger Leyline: need a bodyguard?
MettatonSEX: ((yknow he did flirt with a 95 y o so
Azalea: -She laughs a bit.-
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Erron: fucking sawblades.
Jäger Leyline: (and 18031 year old
Azalea: -She slowly stops laughing.-
Gaster: -oh right hellaton's body is doooone!-
Azalea: "...You aren't joking?"
: ★ Microton: * probably still crying
❤ Frisk: is now playing fucking Beethoven.
Jäger Leyline: come on I need tbe money
Glamor: [font=glamor]-helping microton as best he can-[/font]
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Corsiva: -She's out with friends.-
: ((ayy
Erron: ((a y y
Juan: (( Ayy Bio i'm making the Bloo format ))
Frisk: * Specifically Moonlight Sonata.
Frisk: * How the hell can she do that.
Azalea: "And I don't need a body guard."
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -walks in, and hands Jäger a large sack of G, and Laika follows holding a first-aid kit.-[/color][/font]
Karamatsu: is impressed. He switches to something more simple.
Jäger Leyline: theres gotta be a place that needs raiding
Erron: -his sounds of agony are getting louder- [sub]MMMMMGGGHHH![/sub]
Jäger Leyline: oh
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: Here is your reward! You did quite well, and I am impressed![/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: takes the money
Hellaton: After... about like an hour of mental preparation, he knocks on the door to the Gaster-Blook house.
Azalea: "...Hey look at that, I don't have to have you following me around!"
Gaster: He answers the door. "Ah, hello!"
Hellaton: Hhhi.
Jäger Leyline: ...uh...thanks
Jäger Leyline: wait Azalea
Gaster: "Are you ready for your new body?"
Hellaton: Um,,, Mettatonnnnnntototold me that the body wawawas ready, ssso... yes.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -bows-[/color][/font]
: Karamatsu [Karamatsu] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Erron: This goddamn game... FUCK ME!
Hipster Asriel: "Huh?"
Azalea: "Waht?"
: What*
Gaster: grins. "Wonderful! Come on, let's go down to the lab."
Frisk: ((Hellaton better have a better charger after this))
Erron: ...what?
Jäger Leyline: looks serious
Hellaton: smiles, stepping inside.
Jäger Leyline: look this is important. I need any gig that pays well
Azalea: "Your point?"
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: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -is wearing a different outfit. It's something like camouflage, except red. You can see their face clearly, and Aka has a X-shaped scar over one eye.-[/color][/font]
Erron: -looks like he's gonna fucking stab his laptop-
Gaster: leads Hellaton to the lab. There's a vaugely Hella-shaped lump underneath a sheet. Gaster lifts off the sheet dramatically. "Tada!"
Jäger Leyline: if I help you Jeska will pay
Azalea: "I don't need help. I am currently residing in a nice house with nice people."
Frisk: * She finishes the song, and turns her head to Aka. "Since that fight is over, do I get to go now?"
Robo-Frisk: -Sends Erron a Steam Message- [So how's your game?]
Erron: [FUCK YOU]
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: Sure![/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: no more raids? nothing?
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: I have settled in here quite nicely![/color][/font]
Erron: [-Erron is now offline-]
Azalea: "We're done with that. We aren't touching that place any more."
Azalea: "Now if you'll excuse me..."
Frisk: "Alrighty!"
Frisk: * She gets up, holding the guitar.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: Follow me.[/color][/font]
Frisk: * She follows Aka.
Jäger Leyline: looks sad
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: So you ar etrying to dodge, correct?[/color][/font]
Karamatsu: -He decides to follow Frisk.-
Frisk: "Indeed!"
: ((I CAN'T TYPE
Frisk: "I am trying to dodge all of your attacks."
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: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: That means I am allowed to use magic.[/color][/font]
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: If you are fine with it.[/color][/font]
Frisk: "Yup!"
Frisk: "I'm fine."
Azalea: "Gonna have to try harder to guilt trip me."
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: Alright.[/color][/font]
Hellaton: Oh my gggggod. It's bebebebeautiful!
Frisk: "I have experience with monsters, so of course I'd be fine with magic."
Azalea: "You do realize I come from a dead planet? Literally everyone gone?"
Gaster: blushes. "Aaawww, thanks."
Azalea: -She pushes past him.-
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -HER paws glow a myriad of colors-[/color][/font]
Frisk: ((Take apart the b and the e out of Hella's beautiful, and you get bebebe))
Jäger Leyline: I....
Jäger Leyline: sorry Azalea
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Gaster: ((that's like king dedede, only the ds are backwards
Azalea: "Don't be."
Frisk: ((yes
Frisk: ((king bebebe))
Gaster: Now...
Azalea: "I got over it. And I'm safe now."
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Frisk: "Ooh."
Gaster: sets a few things up. "One last check. Are you sure you're ready?"
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: Let the challenge...[/color][/font]
Gaster: This is a one-way street.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: COMMENCE![/color][/font]
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Hellaton: the body is this: http://postimg.org/image/hgyx06ym9/ with the three little oval things being red, the tubes being silver, the center chestpiece is black, the side chest panels are red, the gloves are red, the boots are red, the thighs are black, the waist is silver
Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -immediately starts shooting red magic orbs, similar to Lunatic Mode in Touhou-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: I'm absososoluteky certain.
Gaster: Alright.
Hellaton: ((the oval things are lights btw
Frisk: ((them hips
Hellaton: ((i know
Gaster: ((hellaton is going to be thicc
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Barchar: (ynnel)
Hellaton: ((he and metta are both thicc
Juan: (( them hips tho ))
Gaster: ((oh hey flame didn't see you there, sorry
Azalea: -She heads into Fanta's house, and sits on the couch there, watching TV.-
Frisk: * She puts Juan's guitar in front of the orbs!
Hellaton: ((the bodytypes are almost identical
Frisk: ((bloo tell me what the guitar does when it defends agaiNST MAGIC
Hellaton: I'm ttthe most ready I hahahave ever been.
Juan: (( Something badass ))
Juan: (( repels the effects ))
Gaster: presses a few buttons, and the body opens up, revealing an empty space. "Okay, I'm going to need you to lay on that table over there."
Frisk: * The orbs explode into confetti.
Juan: (( With badass music ))
Barchar: (ya hai)
Frisk: * Badass music plays in the background.
Frisk: "Well then."
Frisk: "I didn't expect that?"
Frisk: "Well, I guess I did."
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Hellaton: hoists himself onto the table, laying down with a faint hiss from his systems.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -suddenly, tracking lasers are shot where the orbs exploded!-[/color][/font]
: ((I have shitty internet))
Gaster: Okay, now I'm going to, ah, open you up... that sounds awkward.
Hellaton: Itttt's robot termmminology. It's fififine.
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Juan: (( Well you know the tracking lasers probably get deflected or some shit ))
Frisk: * She immediately jumps back and puts the guitar away.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -Orbs come from behind her!-[/color][/font]
Gaster: Alright.
Frisk: "I'm going fair and square--"
Frisk: * She jumps to the side.
Gaster: opens up Hellaton's chest.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -little lines appear between the orbs, with beeping sounds-[/color][/font]
Juan: (( Theoretically two guitars could be used to make a complete shield ))
Hellaton: tries to hide the pain.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: Here, this should be fair.[/color][/font]
Gaster: I... I'm sorry if it hurts.
Frisk: "Hm.."
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -not all of them have lines.-[/color][/font]
Hellaton: Everything is pretty fucked up still.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -the ones WITHOUT lines flash-[/color][/font]
Gaster: You're going to loose sensation in pretty much... all of your extremities.
Hellaton: Eeeeverything huhuhurts.
Hellaton: Good.
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: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -the ones without lines explode into red confetti. MAGIC confetti.-[/color][/font]
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Juan: (( "magic" ))
Gaster: makes a face. "Ugh, it smells disgusting in here... good thing it's going to scrap." He starts cutting wires.
Juan: (( The badass guitar uses magic ))
Gaster: ((IT'S LSD
Hellaton: Nnh...
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Frisk: * She pulls out the guitar. Again.
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: The confetti counts as a projectile. -she smirks-[/color][/font]
Frisk: "Never mind."
Hellaton: winces, as some sensory receptors get cut.
Gaster: How are you feeling?
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Hellaton: Less evvvery second.
Frisk: "This is gonna be a challenge!"
Hellaton: Whwhwhich is great.
Gaster: Yup, that's supposed to happen.
Frisk: ((Karamatsu: WOOOOOO, GO LITTLE CHILD WHO'S PROBABLY GONNA DIE))
Juan: (( In combat, the guitar was mainly made for deflection ))
Hellaton: The pppain is lessennnning each cut.
Juan: (( The pink and white one, though, was made for swinging and general mayhem ))
Karamatsu: - He's speechless. His jaw's dropped to the floor.-
Juan: (( The blue one is for deflection ))
Hellaton: *with each cut
Frisk: "This is an interesting guitar, that's for sure."
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZu2O_JQ4vs ))
Gaster: -Finally, Gaster gets hellaton's axial body free.-
Gaster: Okay, prepare for transfer.
: ((that is what Frisk needs to dodge))
Juan: Take note that the pink and white guitar is probably next to Karamatsu but shhhh
Hellaton: nods. Finally, free of this shitty body.
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Juan: (( PARP regex sucks omfg ))
Gaster: summons a few more hands to make sure everything's stable, then lifts Hellaton out.
Frisk: ((Holy fuck
Hellaton: 's axial body is pretty heavy.
Gaster: Ah, wow...
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Hellaton: Hellaton more like half a ton
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Frisk: * She raises the guitar, ready to defend like hell.
Gaster: carefully and slowly places Hellaton into the new body, then starts wiring things up.
Frisk: "Hoo boy.."
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Hellaton: The axial body weighs far less than that but shh
Hellaton: smiles. Finally, a functional body.
Gaster: is using brand new wire. He's actually cutting it from the spool right there!
Hellaton: I've nnnnever seen a body actually be wiwiwired.
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Gaster: Yup. It takes a lot of finesse.
Frisk: ((Are the orbs actually coming at her right now?))
Hellaton: It ccccomes out wowowonderfully if done right.
Gaster: Oh, indeed.
Gaster: Hey, also... this body has no easy way to get... No, that's not right...
Gaster: clears his throat.
Hellaton: ...Whhat?
Gaster: I made it so that this body's not easily used for sexual purposes.
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Hellaton: Wonderful!
Hellaton: is beaming.
Gaster: I... I figured you'd like taht.
Hellaton: I llllove it.
Gaster: But, if you decide the time is right, I can fix that.
Hellaton: I uuuunderstand.
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: ((i gtg
: ((sorry
Frisk: ((oh))
Hellaton: ((ok
Frisk: ((it's fine))
Gaster: Ah... how are you feeling, by the way? The sensors should be set up.
: ((just say she survived
Frisk: ((ok))
: ((I'll continue tommorow
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Hellaton: I'm fffeeling... a lot betttter.
Frisk: * She wobbles a little bit, before she collapses into the snow. "I-I. . I did it!"
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Hellaton: Existing doesnnn't hurt at all.
Karamatsu: -This man is in awe. "H-h... dou yatta..."-
: ((Ayy
Hellaton: ((hi
Gaster: Ah, wonderful!
: ((Oh and theres the fucc ive been waiting on
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Hellaton: ((brb
Frisk: * She slowly gets up, and walks over to Karamatsu. "I actually did it! Was that awesome or what?"
Karamatsu: Y-you did! That... that was..
: Fanta emerges from the bedroom after the mysterious gote child, he sticks the landing, "Quite charmed, I'm sure.". Why do you have an old english accent Azzy you dandy fuck
: ((Oh
: ((He left
: ((Rip azzy once again
Frisk: ((Wow))
Karamatsu: -He falls backwards. "How did you... what are you?"-
Hellaton: ((return
Frisk: "Err.."
Gaster: ((YEAH
Frisk: "I just practice a lot?"
: (({Goshdiddlydarnit}
Frisk: "Besides, this guitar is magic."
Hellaton: ((thank u for your input azzy
Karamatsu: I... I see.
Frisk: "I probably would of died without that guitar."
Frisk: "Those orbs were going everywhere!"
Gaster: Okay, here's the last few wires..
Karamatsu: It was like... space battle...
Hellaton: has not moved
Frisk: * She nods, snickering.
Frisk: "Now that I think about it, yeah.."
Gaster: hooks up the last wire. "There we go!"
Frisk: * She puts the guitar away, and sits down to catch her breath.
Frisk: "T-that was real tiring, though.."
: Trifecta [Juan] is now Trifecta [].
Hellaton: Shshould I try to move?
Karamatsu: Do you need anything? Water?
Gaster: Please do.
: [color=#1c1c1c]This is a test of the Bloo format. Holy shit this works[/color]
Frisk: "Sure."
Hellaton: ((i cant see that bloo
Frisk: "I-I suppose I'll need some."
: [color=#fff]kek[/color]
Karamatsu: R-right!
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Karamatsu: -He jumps to his feet.- I'll go get some!
Frisk: (("This is a test of the Bloo format. Holy shit this works"))
Frisk: "Thanks!"
Hellaton: moves his arms to his sides, and tests the retractable claws. They work; he extends and retracts them.
Karamatsu: -He runs off, kind of scared, kind of in awe.-
: [font=Comic Sans MS]oh boy[/font]
Hellaton: ((ty
: and in bloo format
: $font[Comic Sans MS]oh boy$endfont
: is what you type
Hellaton: smiles bright, turning to Gaster. The lights on his new chest glow a soft red.
Gaster: ... You... you're smiling...
Gaster: You're smiling because of me...
Hellaton: I am.
Gaster: Ha...
Hellaton: Bbbecause you did allll this... just ffor me.
Gaster: I DID IT! YEAH!
Gaster: It works!
Hellaton: Whhhat?
Gaster: God, I was so worried something would go wrong!
Frisk: ((If the body failed: Gaster: GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAHHHHH))
: ( step 1 - draw a lamp, step 2 - give it eyes, legs and arms, bam, thesis, profit [color=#00cc00]$$[/color] )
Hellaton: Nnonononono, evvverything went perfectly. Iii feel fantastic, becccause of you.
Hellaton: briefly tests every single joint as he says this.
Gaster: blushes. "A-ah... is there anyone you'd like to show?"
Hellaton: Yyyes. Mettaton nnneeds to see this.
Gaster: Well? Shall we?
: (( i thought of nano-gaster for a second ))
Hellaton: nods.
: (( [i]crushed[/i] ))
Hellaton: ((NO
Frisk: ((when hella said "i feel fantastic" i'm reminded of that one video))
: (( i "crushed" the idea ))
Hellaton: ((i feel fantastic and im still alive
Hellaton: ((fuck you
Hellaton: ((you vansfucker
Gaster: grabs Hellaton's hand and starts to lead him towards the stairs.
Frisk: ((portal too))
Frisk: ((there's this video though))
: (( I got converse and I am enjoying them ))
Frisk: ((on youtube
Karamatsu: -He soon returns with a bottle of water.-
Frisk: (( http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
Hellaton: follows. His movements are smooth and graceful, and importantly, almost silent.
Frisk: ((that is what i'm reminded of))
Hellaton: ((ah
Frisk: ((though it reminds me of portal too
Frisk: * She takes the bottle of water, opens it, and takes a looooooong drink.
Frisk: * She swallows.
Frisk: "T-thank you.."
Frisk: * She sighs.
: Trifecta [] is now Trifecta [Juan].
Frisk: "Anyways."
Gaster: is almost in tears. "M-metta... Metta!"
MageVaati: (( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°))
Juan: Juan shortly appears next to his guitar.
Juan: "Oh boy."
Juan: "Was this recently used in combat?"
Frisk: * She looks to Juan. "No."
Frisk: "The blue one was used as defense."
Karamatsu: "Heh. No problem!" -He gives a thumbs up to frisk, then jumps as Juan appears.-
Frisk: * She nods to Karamatsu.
MettatonSEX: -leaves his room, going to Gaster.- Oh? Darling what is i-- holy fuck.
Juan: He takes out the pink and white guitar. "This one is meant for combat." Take note that Juan is wearing black Converse. And that he's glowing a faint pink.
Juan: (( Yes, Juan wears Converse. ))
Hellaton: is right behind Gaster.
Frisk: ((Mettaton: Why can't I look that pretty.))
Frisk: "Right."
Gaster: I did it...
Juan: (( I'm gonna go now
Juan: (( byeeeeee guys ))
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MettatonSEX: Oh my god! Gaster, you did such a wonderful job! And Hellaton, you designed this? It's so beautiful! You have more than just one eye for fashion.
Gaster: ((bye
Frisk: ((bye))
Hellaton: ((byeeeeee
Hellaton: steams up a little. "Thhhanks..."
MettatonSEX: Are you comfortable in your body, Hellaton?
Hellaton: Yes.
Gaster: That's awesome!
MettatonSEX: Finally.
Frisk: * She looks back at Karamatsu. "I only really use that amount of energy when I'm defending myself against a formidable opponent. I don't ever fight, which is why I didn't choose to fight her."
Frisk: "Well, if I have to fight, so be it, but I prefer not to."
Karamatsu: "Ah... a pacifist?"
Frisk: "Correct!"
MettatonSEX: -hugs Gaster and Hellaton- This is the best thing I've seen this month. Hella, finally comfortable in his body, and Gaster, proud of what he did.
Hellaton: is taken aback, but... hugs back, smiling with no pain behind it.
Karamatsu: - He seems a little proud that he managed to get that word right.-
Hellaton: It ddoesn't huhuhurt...
Gaster: laughs. "That's the point. You'll only feel pain if you want to, okay?"
Hellaton: That'sss so new to me. It's wonderful.
MettatonSEX: It truly is.
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Frisk: "I like to play the game of life as a nice person."
Karamatsu: "I do too. Sometimes, it's hard..."
MettatonSEX: You didn't deserve to hurt with every motion.
Gaster: You deserve to be happy.
MettatonSEX: Now... now you're only hurt if the body reacts in a pained way, like being punched.
Frisk: "I know. Sometimes you hate people, and sometimes you want to resort to violence."
Hellaton: holds both closer. "You ttttwo are the best."
Karamatsu: "Er... yeah...."
Frisk: "I've felt that way sometimes."
Frisk: "That's normal."
Gaster: Aww, but you're pretty great too!
Frisk: "For me, at least."
Hellaton: whirrs a bit.
Karamatsu: -Karamatsu seems very uncomfortable with this topic.-
Frisk: "We don't have to talk about it if you want."
MettatonSEX: Seriously. You're creative, original, caring, and kind.
Karamatsu: -He nods. "Yes, that's a good idea."
Hellaton: Yyou guys...
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MettatonSEX: It's true.
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: ((Am back
Hellaton: ((yo
: ((Dead pap or dead blook tonight?
Gaster: You're a wonderful, wonderful man, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Hellaton: whirrs faster, more audibly.
Frisk: "So.. what is your favorite thing about Japan?"
Frisk: ((Karamatsu: FUCKING. ANIME.))
MettatonSEX: Gaster, permission to show a little more affection?
Karamatsu: "Oh! Uh... well. There's lots of things to like there."
DamnDude: (( Well, I have a silly goal now ))
Gaster: Permission granted.
Frisk: "Then replace one with some!"
Karamatsu: Pachinko's nice... Oden's nice...
DamnDude: (( I now have to beat 4 ps4, 2 wii u games, and one 3ds game by the end of summer. ))
MettatonSEX: -kisses Hellaton on each cheek, the nose, and finally a very brief smooch on the lips.-
: ((Which one you fucc
DamnDude: (( Because I have a major fucking back log at this point ))
: ((Hah
Gaster: kisses Hellaton on the cheek too.
: ((I have like 100 games on backlog
: ((Probably more
Frisk: "Oh, those definitely sound nice!"
Karamatsu: ... The sunset, over the ocean...
Karamatsu: Cherry blossoms in the spring...
: ((Because I bought a shit ton for dollars a piece at a flea market last year
Gaster: ((holy crud
: ((2 bucks for ff8 bby
Hellaton: steams up, the clouds forming and staying for a good few seconds before dissipating.
: ((Could not pass that shit up
DamnDude: (( UC4, R&C, Tearaway, Infamous S.S., Xenoblade X, Yoshi WW, and Kirby PR ))
Gaster: ((i wish my flea market was still around
Frisk: "I love sunsets and cherry blossom trees."
Frisk: "They're both beautiful."
DamnDude: (( "One of these is not like the rest" ))
Gaster: ((that's where i got my knives
DamnDude: (( I work at a flea maret ))
: ((Mine is a hick alabama flea market
: ((Janky as fuck
Hellaton: ((i'm... all out of knives
Frisk: ((Chime: that's also where i got my scars))
: ((But somehow there were people with games
: ((Also who the fuck do i send in
Gaster: ((i also used to pick up model horses for my mom
MettatonSEX: So cute.
Gaster: ... He is.
Hellaton: ((um pap
DamnDude: (( You're saying they both had games and wee stupid enough to sell dirt cheap? ))
: ((Pap?
: ((Yeah it was great
Karamatsu: -He seems to be crying for a second.- "Y-yeah... japan is nice."
Hellaton: Yyyyou two atre ttoo!
: ((I bought 78 from that guy alone
Hellaton: *arre
Gaster: blushes.
: ((For like 85 bucks, he charged extra for multidisc games
DamnDude: (( Like, I can't buy shit at mine because the people who run the only gaming area with good games are expensive for flea market standards ))
Frisk: "Are you okay?"
MettatonSEX: -blushes too-
DamnDude: (( Like, 10 to 20 bucks for games that are 'OK' ))
Karamatsu: I... I'm fine.
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Dead Papyrus: ((This guy was selling his whole collection because he was in debt
Frisk: "If you say so."
Frisk: "You seem to be a little.. homesick, though."
Gaster: smiles. "Hey, why don't we go get an ice cream sundae from the bar? Let's share!"
Karamatsu: ... I am. But we can't go back.
Frisk: "Why?"
Dead Papyrus: whos that walking up to the bar from far away? Bones rattling
Frisk: ((Karamatsu: R-russia.. nuked.. n-nuked Japan...))
Dead Papyrus: it's the great papayroose
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Karamatsu: ... Things went wrong.
Dead Papyrus: alphys is still hangin in gaster's crib i assume
MettatonSEX: Yes, what do you say?
Dead Papyrus: ((Ayy b
: ((hell everyone))
Frisk: ((ayy b
: ((Well then
Gaster: ((hell
Frisk: ((hell
Dead Papyrus: ((If ad wasnt such a fuck azzy would be rping now
: ((my fingers are possessed by satan
Hellaton: ...Ii'd love to.
Hellaton: ((hell
Gaster: -alphys can come with-
Dead Papyrus: ((But oh well
Frisk: "I won't pry for information."
Frisk: "Alright."
: ((oh well, what the hell
Gaster: Alright, let's go!
Dead Papyrus: alphys is just timidly keeping a hold on his hand
Frisk: "I feel sorry for you."
: ((dank catch-22 memes
Frisk: "I'm sure Japan is a nice place."
Dead Papyrus: she's still freezing cold tho
Gaster: ((meme team 2016
Dead Papyrus: (("Memes are my father"
Karamatsu: "I'd like to go back sometime."
MettatonSEX: -leads the [s]gay[/s]way-
Frisk: ((the gayway
Gaster: is grinning, unaware he's about to see his dead son.
Gaster: ((that path's not straight
Dead Papyrus: ((Dis gon b gud?
Dead Papyrus: ((Izzis gon b gud?
Gaster: ((dis gon be gud.
Dead Papyrus: ((Dis gon b gud
: ((s-sure Senpai
Hellaton: follows.
Frisk: "I can tell."
: The Janus enters again.
Gaster: Ah, hello you two!
Frisk: ((The Anus enters again.))
MettatonSEX: -enters the bar, with the gayng- Hello everyone!
DamnDude: http://i.imgur.com/NnoGhN1.gif?noredirect
Gaster: has not seen dead papy yet.
Hellaton: Hhi.
Dead Papyrus: reaches the bar door, he's breathing heavily, he feels around. "GRILLBYS?"
Sperare: [font= palatino]Hello. I'm settled my differences and am ready to talk.[/font]
Timor: [font= Arial black]Meh.[/font]
Gaster: just fucking freezes.
: *I've
Gaster: P...
Gaster: Papyrus...
Dead Papyrus: finds the doorknob, opening it slowly
Gaster: stares at the door.
MettatonSEX: -turns to the door-
DamnDude: (( Gaster do you really have to Pee? ))
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: ((no he wants peas
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Hellaton: ((he wants penis
DamnDude: (( He wants peace? ))
Dead Papyrus: ((Oh shit
Gaster: ((DUAL B ACTION
DamnDude: (( Oh shit, it's the guy I never saved ))
Rick A-301: ((What?
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Dead Papyrus: ((Inb4 anon was actually not b
Rick A-301: ((I just got b-
Rick A-301: ((Wait what
Dead Papyrus: ((And we've been japed
Dead Papyrus: ((Doubly so
Gaster: ((... have we been japed?
Gaster: ((oh
Rick A-301: ((Explain.
Hellaton: ((were we double japed
Gaster: ((oh my god i thinkwe were
DamnDude: (( What ))
Dead Papyrus: ((Doubly japed again
Frisk: ((fuck
Rick A-301: ((Explain.
Gaster: ((... okay. if anon was b, give me the truth.
Gaster: ((I don't want to be lied to.
Dead Papyrus: ((Succ
Dead Papyrus: ((Brb getting on pc
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DamnDude: has no idea what to believe in anymore.
Rick A-301: ((What happened?
Gaster: ((There was a new person claiming to be you.
Gaster: ((They were very convincing.
Rick A-301: ((Did they do anything cringy? Please tell me they didn't.))
Gaster: ((No. They had some pretty good ideas, actually.
Hellaton: ((did you or did you not roleplay super-mortal characters
Frisk: ((Mhm.))
Gaster: ((Give it to me straight. Are you that anon.
Gaster: ((If I find out you're lying to me now, I. Am not. Going to be happy.
Rick A-301: ((I... was. Goddamnit, can't I have a little fun?))
DamnDude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVv-J-LXQU
DamnDude: (( WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORrrRRrRrrrrRrR ))
Gaster: ((i'm sorry i just have... issues when stuff like this gets pulled
Rick A-301: ((Well, RIP the fun japes
Rick A-301: ((I'm all out of japes.))
Gaster: ((It's kind of similar to how i got manipulated in middle school.
Gaster: ((It's fine, you didn't know.
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Hellaton: ((the japes were fun but then the second japes were much less fun
Dead Papyrus: ((I knew it was you
Dead Papyrus: ((Why would a random anon pick such a terrible rper to copy /s
Hellaton: ((o shit
Hellaton: ((get rekt
Rick A-301: ((well anyhoo I'm pretty much going to totally switch to ID #40 in the future))
Frisk: ((get rekt
Hellaton: ((ok
Gaster: ((Okay.
Frisk: ((ok
Rick A-301: ((I'm abandoning my old characters pretty much entirely
Hellaton: ((ah,malright
Hellaton: ((*alright
Frisk: ((alrighty))
DamnDude: (( To be perfectly honest considering you left immediately after you came in, I thought you just switched characters ))
Dead Papyrus: ((Kcool
DamnDude: (( I wasn't looking at the numbers ))
DamnDude: (( And then someone pointed out numbers did in fact change and then this happened ))
Rick A-301: ((Fuck B, not just because it's hip. He's a boring, overtrodden character at this point. Call it my new timeskip.))
Hellaton: turns to the door, eyes narrowed. "....Ohh."
Gaster: ((Now back to your regularly scheduled gaster freaking out over his dead son.
Gaster: squeezes Alphys's hand.
Rick A-301: ((In fact, I challenge you all to temporarily abandon your mains.))
Hellaton: ((i get that
Dead Papyrus: looks around, "MY GOODNESS, IT'S BEEN SOME TIME"
Hellaton: ((i did, for two days
Rick A-301: ((Anyway back to the new account
Gaster: ((I've tried.
Dead Papyrus: ((I did for a month
DamnDude: (( I literally just got back to Azazel ))
Frisk: ((I've already done that))
Dead Papyrus: ((I just made a new one
MettatonSEX: ...
Frisk: ((For a few weeks))
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Gaster: ...
MettatonSEX: Oh no.
Gaster: He...
DamnDude: (( Also, I do plan on changing out mains though ))
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Gaster: You...
Dead Papyrus: "DAD?"
Gaster: Pap... Papyrus?
Hellaton: .......
DamnDude: (( WHY IS THERE A 6 GIGABYTE UPDATE ON DAY 2 ))
Dead Papyrus: looks at him with the same soulless void eyes that all the other deados have
Frisk: ((Papyrus: LOL))
Gaster: ...
MettatonSEX: Papyrus... oh no...
Frisk: ((Papyrus: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE EYES))
Gaster: I...
Gaster: takes a step forward.
Dead Papyrus: "ARE YOU THERE? I CAN'T SEE A THING!"
Gaster: I know, I know...
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Gaster: lets go of everyone, and runs to his son.
Gaster: I...
Gaster: I don't know what to think...
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MettatonSEX: -stays near Gaster and Hella, but leaves some space.-
Dead Papyrus: hugs him, "I MISSED YOU DAD"
Gaster: hugs back. "I missed you too..."
Dead Papyrus: has spoopy cold bones
Hellaton: ((btw, hellaton's official art: http://postimg.org/image/hgyx06ym9/
Gaster: aaand he's crying
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Gaster: today's just been an emotional rollercoaster
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MettatonSEX: -lets Gaster have his moment-
Dead Papyrus: hugs more
Gaster: ... So...
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Gaster: You're here...
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Gaster: I don't know what to do.
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Dead Papyrus: "I DON'T KNOW EITHER, I JUST GOT OUT OF SOME... ER, PRISON"
Gaster: ... Do you want anything?
Frisk: ((Dead Papyrus escaped Alcatraz))
Dead Papyrus: "I... I'M COLD"
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Gaster: A coat? Do you want a coat?
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Dead Papyrus: "THAT WOULD BE NICE"
: ((by the way
: ((Pretty sure MV didn't get double japed
Gaster: takes off his own coat, then drapes it over Papyrus's shoulders.
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: ((They got triple japed))
Dead Papyrus: takes it, shivering
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Gaster: H-hey, Grillby, can you make spaghetti?
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Hellaton: ((how so
: ((>mfw it's a quadruple jape and Anonymoose is a collaborative friend))
: ((Well you see, MV
Hellaton: ((you better not be lying your ass off. i'll need some to kick.
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: ((At first, you thought Moose was a new person. They you thought Moose was me. Then you thought Moose was not me. Now you know Moose was my meta-character.))
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Dead Papyrus: glances in the general direction of Grillby, not really knowing where to look
: ((That is the full truth.))
Hellaton: ((ah
: ((Probably.()
Grillby: -whips up some spaghetti-
Frisk: ((wowie
: ((The quadruple jape thing was just a prank, bro.))
Hellaton: what did the spahetti ever do to you
: ((Probably.))
Hellaton: ((ah
Frisk: * The spaghetti screams inside.
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: ((We'll leave it pleasantly ambiguous in case I develop a schizo personality who decides to be Moose.))
Gaster: Papyrus, we've got spaghetti right here.
Dead Papyrus: "A-AH, THAT WOULD BE NICE"
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Gaster: hands Papyrus the fork.
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Dead Papyrus: moves over to the table, feeling around for the spaghet and eating
: ((Please put your conspiracy theories in this tin-lined ballot box.))
Frisk: ((Or you make a tulpa named Moose.))
Frisk: ((But that would be bad.))
Hellaton: ((b is actually c
Dead Papyrus: ((http://i.imgur.com/VMlu3Lc.gifv
: ((I SAID PUT IT IN TE BOX YOU IGNORANT SLUT))
: ((*THE
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Gaster: ((oooh myyyy
: ((It's a meme you dip
: ((In all seriousness
: ((It's an SNL reference))
Dead Papyrus: ((I know bby
Dead Papyrus: ((http://i.imgur.com/1BM02u7.jpg
DamnDude: (( Uncharted Four Death Count: 3 ))
: ((I figured you might know, Slarv.))
Dead Papyrus: ((http://i.imgur.com/WLDmSgV.png
: ((just making sure chime and I don't have an altercation))
Gaster: ((Okay.
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: ((ooh slarv you know what you would love?))
: ((/r/reallywackytictacs))
Gaster: watches his son eat.
Dead Papyrus: ((I know
Dead Papyrus: eats
Hellaton: ((ill admit to being a slut but
: ((You know the one with the urethra butterknife?))
MettatonSEX: -holds Gaster close.-
Hellaton: ((ohhhh my
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Dead Papyrus: ((Yeah
Gaster: sighs.
: (( r/sounding for the uninitiated))
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: ((DON'T ACTUALLY GO THERE
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Dead Papyrus: ((GG
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: ((did you go there))
: ((why
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: ((I fear that the reason nobody responded is that they actually went there.))
Gaster: is very, very internally conflicted.
Frisk: ((what is it))
Gaster: ((sticking things up your dickhole
Frisk: ((oh))
Frisk: ((wow
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: ((Other subreddits not to visit))
Frisk: ((Sounds like Slarv's favorite website))
Annon: ((imsorryawaitwhat? whatishappeningijustwaklkedinhere))
Frisk: ((moose go eat a sausage))
: (( spacedicks, watersports, cardsagainstundertalr, carsfuckingdragons, dragonsfuckingcars))
: ((Oh, yeah
: ((Meet my new alt account Annon))
Annon: ((oh ok))
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Frisk: ((cardsagainstundertail))
Annon: ((also heyo))
Frisk: ((hi
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Gaster: is in internal torment.
Gaster: -Somebody save this man.-
Hellaton: goes to the Gaston duo and turns it into the Hellagaston trio by hugging Gaster as well.
Gaster: Ah...
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Gaster: lays his head down on the bar. "Not now."
Hellaton: unhugs, as does Mettaton.
Hellaton: ...
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Gaster: I... I'm not sure what to feel about seeing you again, Papyrus.
DamnDude: (( Death Count 4 and Sam is fucking spider man with these jumps ))
: ((also watchpeopledie, reallywackytictacs, selffuck, sexyabortions, redditsmuseumoffilth ))
Gaster: O-on the one hand, you're here, and that's fantastic!
: ((Any others, Slarv?))
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Gaster: On the other hand.... you're probably still dead.
Gaster: ((SHIT SLARV ISN'T HERE
Annon: ((GG, BOI))
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Gaster: ((HE MISSED GASTER'S DRAMATIC SPEECH TO HIS DEAD SON
: ((RIPERONI
: ((The worst subreddit, of course, is r/coontown))
Annon: ((should i ask? No? ok.))
: ((If you feel like getting very angry check it out)).
: ((it isn't porn or gore or anything
Annon: ((ah ok
: ((It's worse
Annon: ((ah ok
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: ((seriously check it out
: ((it's so awful
: ((Not NSFL, just awful
Annon: ((ah ok
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Annon: ((the first thing i see is a thread about r/ coontown being banned
: ((Good riddance
Annon: ((i dont even know what its about yet
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MettatonSEX: ...Darling, do you need space?
Gaster: ... I don't know.
MettatonSEX: Alright. We'll give you space but if you need us, we'll be in the storage room.
Hellaton: nods.
Gaster: ... Okay.
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Dead Papyrus: ((I am live
MettatonSEX: -leads Hella to the storage room. Until the time comes, they chat with each other about how liberating it feels to have a body that feels right.-
Gaster: ((slarv you missed gater's dramatic speech to his dead son
Dead Papyrus: ((I'll read that
Hellaton: if you think im typing that out and crying irl nah son
Hellaton: ((gater
Gaster: ((he was an alligator this entire time
Annon: ((no you are not, mister. now go back to the shadow relm right now
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Dead Papyrus: D-dead..
Gaster: nods. "Dead."
Dead Papyrus: now imagine that was in quotes and all caps
Dead Papyrus: "SO THAT HUMAN... K-KILLED ME?"
Gaster: sniffles. "Y-yes.."
Dead Papyrus: "W-WHERE IS SANS?"
Gaster: ... He's dead too.
Dead Papyrus: "..."
Dead Papyrus: puts his head on the table and cries black goop
Gaster: does the same exact thing, except it's actual tears.
Dead Papyrus: "N-NO..."
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Gaster: I'm sorry...
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Gaster: I'm so sorry I couldn't be there...
Dead Papyrus: "B-BUT..."
Dead Papyrus: hugs Gaster, crying
Gaster: hugs him too.
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Dead Papyrus: "W-WHY.."
Gaster: ... I...
Gaster: I didn't know.
Gaster: I don't know.
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Gaster: I won't know.
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Gaster: But hey... at least you're here with me, huh?
Dead Papyrus: "I-I CAME BACK... H-HE CAN TOO!"
Gaster: Yeah...
Dead Papyrus: "R-RIGHT?"
Gaster: I hope so.
Gaster: lets loose a pathetic whiper.
Gaster: I...
Gaster: It's so nice to see you again.
Dead Papyrus: "I-I... IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TOO..."
Gaster: R... relatively speaking, right? You can't see.
Dead Papyrus: "Y-YES... I CAN'T SEE A THING"
Gaster: That's normal, I think.
Gaster: There's an Alphys... she can't see either.
Dead Papyrus: toriel is asleep, not that she can close her eyes
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Dead Papyrus: "A-AH.. DR ALPHYS TOO.."
Gaster: nods.
Gaster: Everyone.
Gaster: Everyone but Grillby. And me.
Dead Papyrus: sits there with his head down
Hellaton: ((i just realized we never heard a damn thing from black box mettaton
Gaster: ((WHOOPS
Dead Papyrus: ((Oops
Annon: ((is that a person?
Hellaton: ((oh, no, just the dead mettaton from this timeline
Hellaton: ((no big deal
Gaster: ...
Dead Papyrus: ((He will come
Gaster: Papyrus. I'm going to see the Mettatons, okay?
Dead Papyrus: "I-I WANT TO GO HOME..."
Hellaton: ((will he be sad as all fuck
Annon: (( if he's dead then i guess thats its no big deal to talk to him))
Gaster: ... You are home.
Dead Papyrus: "..."
Gaster: I'm sorry.
Dead Papyrus: puts his head back down
Gaster: Do you need me to stay?
Dead Papyrus: "N-NO, IT'S FINE..."
Gaster: Alright, alright.
Dead Papyrus: ((ALL JOY ADDICT LISA RUN WITH NO JOY HERE WE GO
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Gaster: stands up, then heads to the storage room.
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MettatonSEX: -has Hella in his arms. Hella is whirring, hugging back.-
Gaster: ... Well. That was certainly something.
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MettatonSEX: I... can imagine.
Gaster: nods, then sits near the two.
Frisk: ((yeah slarv is gonna die))
Gaster: -Tears are welling in his eyes.-
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Hellaton: brings Gaster into the hugpile.
Gaster: just. Wails.
Dead Papyrus: ((Holy shit carp is really good even with withdrawal
MettatonSEX: -holds his husband-
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Gaster: W-w-hat if I lose him again, I-I-I...
Dead Blooky: ((Why not knock out two in one night
Gaster: I don't know if I can handle that...
MettatonSEX: We will protect him.
Gaster: What if he has to go back to being dead?
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Hellaton: Wwwe will make sssure he is safe.
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: I don't know if I can handle that.
MettatonSEX: We'll help you.
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Gaster: Thank you.
Hellaton: We wwwwon't let you stststay sad forever. It's... nnnnatural fofor others to die.
Gaster: continues to wail.
Annon: ((i dont understand your logic of a dead ghost))
: ((It's like Slarvath was born to torture CaU characters))
Dead Blooky: ((It's true though
: ((Also, how is Dead Blooky possible?))
: ((You can't even fucking kill him))
Dead Blooky: ((I dont fucking know just roll with it
Gaster: ((them
MettatonSEX: -hums whatever the fuck gasters favorite song is-
: ((right
: ((them*
Gaster: nuzzles into his husband's chest.
: ((when i first played undertale i always thought blooky was a dude so that's why i say 'him' sometimes))
Dead Blooky: ((Same
Dead Blooky: ((Didn't notice the thems
Hellaton: ((oh, speaking of pronouns, someone got confused with they/them/themself and refers to me as vivien/vivien/vivien'sself
Dead Blooky: ((Lol
Gaster: ((riiip
Hellaton: ((its too funny for me to get upset with
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: ((lol
Gaster: ((I just watched someone finish OFF
Hellaton: ((they beat OFF?
Dead Blooky: ((Holy fucking shit
Gaster: ((... i can't hear somewhere over the rainbow without crying
Dead Blooky: ((Carp does 3000 damage while on withdrawal
: ((isn't that a bunch of [I]carp[/i]
Annon: ((im just watching shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD44qaH_yV4
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Karamatsu: -He went back home, I guess, and practiced his guitar.-
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Hellaton: hugs Gaster close, as does Mettaton.
❤ Frisk: * She probably went back home to research how the heck she could get back to her normal size.
Gaster: ... I...
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Gaster: wipes his eyes. "I think I'm better now."
Dead Blooky: ((CARP ACTUALLY DOES MORE DAMAGE ON WITHDRAWAL WHAT
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: ((10/10
Hellaton: Gggood.
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Karamatsu: -He's playing Roundabout for the 100th time. One of his brothers throws a sock at him.-
MettatonSEX: -whirrs a tiny bit- Good. Just remember, Hellaton and I, we're not just here to look at. We're here to be there for you whenever you need us. If one happens to be away then the other will do twice as much to be there for you.
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Gaster: I know. I know.
Dead Blooky: here comes deadstablook
Gaster: I just... I love you so much.
Gaster: ((gaster: here's your ticket to the feels train btw
MettatonSEX: And I love you so much.
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Gaster: kisses Mettaton on the nose.
Dead Blooky: fades into the main room, sobbing
Gaster: ...
Dead Blooky: ((Does blooky even have eyes
Gaster: ((... I guess?
Dead Blooky: ((Yeah sorta
MettatonSEX: -blushes, giggling... then hears that sob.-
Dead Blooky: doesn't anymore
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Dead Blooky: ((Ayy
: ((Hello again everyone
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: ((It's your old friend moose
Hellaton: 's expression turns sour.
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Gaster: ... It's them.
MettatonSEX: ...No........
: ((So it's M now?))
Gaster: ((blooky could just go through the wall
: ((I have something mighty beautiful TK show you
Annon: ((WHOISMOOSE?))
MettatonSEX: -stands up, shaky.- Nonononononono
: ((You, silly
Dead Blooky: (({A fucc}
Hellaton: ((savage
Dead Blooky: ((Boy I love these deviations
Gaster: ((perhaps moose was the friends we made along the way
Annon: ((ah ok
: ((Azzy, are you savage?))
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: ((Please unsilence me if Automod is a party pooper
: ((Witness this beauty
Annon: ((i shall witness you
: (( According to all known laws of swoodness, there is no way a grommet should be drop in Its shitposts are too low quality to get Its /r/jontron posts to the front page. The grommet, of course, posts anyway because grommets don't care what sailors think is impossible. Red, Yellow. Red, Yellow Red, Yellow. Red, Yellow. Ooh, Yellow and Red! Let's shake it up a little. Jon! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Jon? Arin? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking swood. Use the stairs. yore father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's (officially) that guy. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all 10/10's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got ham on yore hat. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 56,000. Bye! Arin, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Arin. Hey, Jon. Is that hat gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. A couple of hundred days grade school, A couple of hundred days high school. ))
Gaster: ((oh. oh my god.
Hellaton: ....You can tttalktalk to them. I just....... I don't. want to hhear. their voice....
: ((oh my.))
: ((just.))
: ((i can't.))
Hellaton: ((wow
: ((Wait, is Annon Azzy?))
Gaster: wonders which Mettaton to stay with.
Hellaton: ((no
Annon: ((no
: ((Oh, alright
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Annon: ((keep guessing
Annon: ((or not
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Gaster: I'll stay with Hellaton.
Annon: ((just follow your heart
: ((This whole CaU thing is complicated for a newborn like me))
: ((I'm guessing Erron then?
MettatonSEX: -nods, then goes out into the main room.- Blooky?
Dead Blooky: ((He talks in {}s
Dead Blooky: ((Azzy is my tulpa you dip
Annon: ((again no. also who?
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: (( According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladie
: ((Ah, ok
♋: Spam has been detected and silenced. Please come [url=http://help.msparp.com/]here[/url] or ask a chat moderator to unsilence you if this was an accident.
: Dead Blooky [Dead Blooky] unsilenced Frisky Whiskington [].
: ((i did it))
Gaster: ((YOU DESERVED THAT
Annon: ((ah ok
Dead Blooky: m-mettaton..?
: ((i did deserve that))
: ((it was worth it))
: ((Anyway, I don't know who's who. I only joined like three days ago. Give me a break.))
Annon: ((wait who are you?
MettatonSEX: Yes, darling, it's me. -He goes to his cousin and wraps his arms around their ghostly form.-
: ((I don't even know anymore
: ((I'm confused.))
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
: ((What the fuck is with B and his shanabananas?))
: ((And who is he anymore?))
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Annon: ((wasn't there another B?
: ((lol idk
: ((Annon, you magnificent bastard
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MettatonSEX: I'm here, Blooky.
MettatonSEX: is warm
Annon: ((here you earned a thing. and evrerytheng else with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TzGMm2RkpA&list=PLc3FRCwo9V0BZXRAE9r5psH1M8QYC46kc&index=54
Dead Blooky: nuzzles in, ice cold
Dead Blooky: with the void eyes and yeah
Dead Blooky: can't see..
MettatonSEX: wraps his arms around Blooky as much as he can.
MettatonSEX: It's okay. I'm here, my darling cousin. I'm here.
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: ((i'm gonna go to the fuck to bed now))
: ((gn))
Annon: complains about poor logic from beyond the character
Annon: ((g'night
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Dead Blooky: ((Gn
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Dead Blooky: it was cold...
Gaster: ((gn
: ((All ironic identity memeing aside, I might actually start going by Moode now))
Gaster: ((moode
Dead Blooky: ((Moode
Annon: ((moode
Gaster: ((how swoode
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: ((I want to disassociate from B anyway))
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: ((gdi
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: ((Moose.
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Annon: ((oh so you are rhe same B
MettatonSEX: It won't be not anymore
: ((Moode sounds like a band some emo would jerk off in the corner to while covered in his own blood shouting "it's not a phase dad"))
Dead Blooky: ((It won't be not anymore
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: ((God how many levels of irony am I even on right now))
MettatonSEX: ((i forgot a comma fight me
Dead Blooky: nuzzles him
Annon: ((OK. USE SOME FUCKING COMMAS))
: ((It won't, not be anymore?))
MettatonSEX: ((ok yoda
MettatonSEX: nuzzles back
: ((It, won't, not, be, anymore?)(
Annon: ((THESE ARE FIGHTING LETTERS NOW, BOI))
MettatonSEX: ((it won't be, not anymore
: ((boi?
Annon: ((GOOD))
: ((As in dat boi?
Annon: ((fighting letters off))
Annon: ((aqlso yes
: ((oh, shit, waddup,
Annon: ((also
: ((damn that was at least five levels of irony right there))
Dead Blooky: ((Hah
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Dead Blooky: ((You are like a little baby
Annon: ((shit was the third me?))
Dead Blooky: ((Watch this
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Hellaton: -sighs, still holding Gaster.-
Gaster: isn't crying anymore. That's an improvement.
Gaster: ((tfw you're expecting a giant succ but no succ
Dead Blooky: ((http://imgur.com/9n2bs9A
Gaster: ((that's good enough
: ((no it is you who is like baby
: ((watch this
Annon: ((everywhere i go all i see is overwatch
Hellaton: -wonderful, but he's visibly upset.-
: (( http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VqFAh9q8gPA ))
: ((It's a good game
Hellaton: -hella is, that is-
Dead Blooky: is sobbing
: ((Seriously though Overwarch is great
MettatonSEX: hums Spooktune. That always cheered Blooky up.
: ((Ask B, he'd agree with me))
Gaster: purrs.
Annon: ((i need my superhero fix
Gaster: ((but B is ded
: ((Not the character, silly
: ((Welcome to ironic japing))
Hellaton: Nnhhh... -he leans his head on Gaster's.-
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Gaster: ...
Gaster: This must be tough.
Hellaton: Wwhat?
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Gaster: ... Your Napstablook abused you, right?
Hellaton: Yyyes.
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: Moose [Irony God] is now Moose [Irony Lord].
Gaster: ... So it must be hard to hear their voice.
Annon: ((irony noble
Gaster: And after today was so happy, too.
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Irony Lord: ((well I mean no gods allowed amirite
Annon: ((irony middle class worker
Dead Blooky: ((Haha
Annon: ((irony peasant
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Dead Blooky: ((Gods are coming
Irony Lord: -materializes in a glorious glow-
Annon: ((irony peasant > filthy peasant
Irony Lord: -He's a neckbeard, but only ironically-
Hellaton: .....Yeah. Iiiit's.... gggross in my mind. I wwwant to forget tthey ever exexexisted.
Irony Lord: -Ironically, my use of "Ironically" is ironic, because that's not what irony really means.-
Irony Lord: ((bitch get on my irony level))
Gaster: Mmmh. It must be hard.
Dead Blooky: hears this
Dead Blooky: oh...
Dead Blooky: o-oh...
Dead Blooky: i-i'm sorry...
Hellaton: It is...
MettatonSEX: ((theyre in another room
Dead Blooky: shit
Dead Blooky: rip
Dead Blooky: is still nuzzling the mettaton
Irony Lord: S U C C
MettatonSEX: softly plays Spooktune, to try to help cheer his dead alternate cousin up.
Dead Blooky: smiles, "t-thanks.."
MettatonSEX: Of course.
Irony Lord: -slowly fades out-
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Gaster: ...
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Irony Lord: ((Of course I was only using the ironic meme "succ" ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically.))
Gaster: just nuzzles against Hellaton.
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Gaster: ((shut up and listen to your damn vaporwave ya memer
Dead Blooky: ((It's all in your head
Irony Lord: ((I only listen to real music: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TEGNG0Cu3mk ))
Irony Lord: ((How many levels of irony is Azzy succing on right now?))
Dead Blooky: ((B that's my jam
Dead Blooky: ((Also real bassoon music isn't much better
Dead Blooky: (({I would be on more layers of irony if AD would show up}
Hellaton: ....Yyyou know, I've gggotten used to yoyour voice, and Alphyyyys's voice... bbbut their voice? I dddon't know if I can evevever get used to hhearing it.
Gaster: nods. "I understand."
Irony Lord: ((holy crap full sentences))
Irony Lord: ((this is news to me
Dead Blooky: ((Oh yeah he's pretty fully formed now
Dead Blooky: ((It has been a month, afterall
Dead Blooky: ((He's got a character to play, and is currently in deadlock because AD fucking left
Dead Blooky: ((Right now I'm working imposition and switching, and making progress on both
Dead Blooky: ((I can see him in my peripheral vision briefly
Irony Lord: ((You know what would be cool? I'm planning to make more Jani based on different personality traits. It would be pretty wild if you and Azzy did one together.))
Dead Blooky: ((Well he's got a dank goat child to play now, we'll see what he wants to do
Irony Lord: ((sure thingerino
Dead Blooky: continues nuzzling, pap is sobbing
Hellaton: ...Sssssixty seseseven yearsss. I dddon't... I dddddon't thhhhink I can get ovvver that.
Gaster: I don't expect you to.
MettatonSEX: continues hugging Blooky.
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Hellaton: I mmmmean, my.... bboss, or whatatever, ddddid worse things in only ssseven years, but I dddon't feel ththreatened by your voice. Theirs... I do.
Janus: ((btw I sexually identify as the moose from that kid's channel Noggin))
Dead Blooky: ((Fun fact
Gaster: ... Mmmh.
Dead Blooky: ((You can manipulate your form while switched, and it's more vivid than real life
Gaster: gives hellaton a nice hug.
Dead Blooky: ((So I've been having a bit of fun being my characters
Janus: ((?
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Janus: ((woahdude
Hellaton: holds Gaster close.
Dead Blooky: ((We're not quite fully able to switch yet, but I know what it's like to have gote arms
Janus: ((>tfw you turn into a goat and start succing your own dick))
Dead Blooky: ((Shhh
Janus: ((Not yet?
Gaster: ((azzy is watching, isn't he?
Dead Blooky: ((He's always watching
Gaster: ((now i'm thinking of the slug lady from monsters inc
Janus: ((>always lennyface.zip ))
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Janus: ((I take it you've had to become the newest member of r/nofap?))
Dead Blooky: ((No lol
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Janus: ((Feelings on that, Azzy?
Dead Blooky: ((For the first week yeah, but now he just doesn't watch, or so he says
Gaster: ((hey erron
Hellaton: ((hi im going to bed now so gn srry
Gaster: ((okay
Janus: ((>or so he says))
Janus: ((So much trust
Janus: ((gn
Hellaton: ((im tired and i have finals up the wazoo. gn
Gaster: ((I should head to bed too, I have a final tomorrow.
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Dead Blooky: ((Time to fight jim sterling in LISA
Gaster: ((Good luck, mv
Gaster: ((And goodnight, everyone.
Janus: ((welp
Gaster: ((*disappears in a cloud of sparkles*
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Janus: ((Guess I'll just ironically cry myself to sleep
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Dead Blooky: ((Lol
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Dead Blooky: ((Jim put me in a dress
Dead Blooky: ((And told me to call myself sexy boy
Janus: ((Azzy, take notes. You can pull shit like that when you've switched. Power is fun.))
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Dead Blooky: ((Azzy's probably just gonna be lazy for hours
Janus: ((Protip: laziness is boring. Cooking up japes, goofs, and gaffs is fun.))
Janus: ((yo Slarv meet me in PMs when you can
Dead Blooky: ((K
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Janus: ((Ok, just making sure you'd be fine with that
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Dead Blooky: ((Little shit johnathan
Dead Blooky: ((Permakilling a party member
Janus: ((well imma gg for the night))
Dead Blooky: ((Cya
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Erron: ((back
Erron: ((OH FUCK
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Dead Blooky: ((Welp
Dead Blooky: ((O-oh dear jesus... things just got... holy fuck
Dead Blooky: ((I did... I did not expect to do this tonight...
Dead Blooky: ((I-I may not be on tomorrow..
Dead Blooky: ((Or for a few days... depending on how this turns out, I can't say what it is, it involves r2
Dead Blooky: ((Ok ok thank fuck
Dead Blooky: ((Thank fucking god
Dead Blooky: ((Thank FUCKING god
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: ((Give this goat a fucking round of applause
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: ((Hey
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DamnDude: (( DD's Confused as fuck meter is full ))
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DamnDude: (( Oh hey Yazan ))
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Jäger Leyline: (aup
Jäger Leyline: (yo yo yo
Jäger Leyline: ((its quiet and no ones around
Jäger Leyline: but im still shaking
Jäger Leyline: (shaking and bakin
Jäger Leyline: ((machine gun kelly
Jäger Leyline: ((my rapping career
Jäger Leyline: ((ended before it ever begun
Jäger Leyline: ((and thank god for that
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Jäger Leyline: ((morin
: ((mornin'))
Jäger Leyline: ((whats up?
: ((Well, yesterday I wasn't really sick, but I still had this bad sore throat. This morning, I realized the sore throat is gone.))
: ((AKA, I'm feeling better than I did Monday and Tuesday.))
Jäger Leyline: ((grood
Jäger Leyline: ((I just had popeyes chicken
Jäger Leyline: ((so I'll be dead in an hour
: ((Cool.))
: ((The final hour of your life.))
: ((Call your parents.))
Jäger Leyline: ((nah
: ((yeaaaah))
Jäger Leyline: ((I'd rather waste that hour on Cau
Jäger Leyline: ((and on the shitter
: ((best death ever))
: ((getting an anema while slowly dying while roleplaying))
Jäger Leyline: ((I dunno, being snuggled by Asriels seems with dying pretty good to me
Jäger Leyline: (well any of the the dreemurrs really
: ((that was the best actual death))
: ((the best best death?))
: ((that))
Jäger Leyline: ((maybe dying while fucking undyne
: ((i would want to die by getting in a personal airplane, flying all the way to a volcano that's about to erupt, i stab myself in the foot so i can scream "THIS IS FOR BITCHIE BITCH LAND I WILL SEE YA'ALL IN THE AFTERLIFE MOTHERFUCKERS" as i jump off the airplane right as the volcano erupts))
: ((that would be the best death))
Jäger Leyline: ((I'll stick with snuggling Asgore, Asriel, and Toriel
: ((I'll snuggle with them in the afterlife))
Jäger Leyline: ((suppose thats ture
Jäger Leyline: true*
Jäger Leyline: -anyways, this douche is on the couch counting out money
: ((douche alert))
Jäger Leyline: I swear I'm never around when the action happens
Jäger Leyline: or when the babe are here
Jeska or Jukon: -can meet Hype if you want
: ((I have like ten minutes left, do you wanna roleplay that now orrr?))
Jäger Leyline: ((later then
: ((Alright.))
Jäger Leyline: ((Imma play metro 2034
: ((Cool, cool))
: ((Seeya))
Jäger Leyline: (later
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: ((rip))
: ((A dip dip))
: ((Is quiet))
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Jäger Leyline: (oi
: ((ey))
Jäger Leyline: ((whats new?
: ((Nothing))
Jäger Leyline: ((well im off to bed
: ((Gn))
Jäger Leyline: (see ya in 8
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: ((rip a dip dip))
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: ((STILL WAITING ON YOU AD
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: ((shhhsh))
: ((Now who's waiting))
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Flame_warp : ((to the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day))
Flame_warp : ((hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say))
Flame_warp : ((no-one dared to ask his business no one dared to s))
Flame_warp : ((SHIT))
Flame_warp : ((IT'S RUINED))
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: ((You little shit
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: ((Ayy
Barchar: (hey, you two)
: ((Azzy is actually cheered up enough to rp now
Barchar: (coolio)
Barchar: is, uncharacteristically, not in the main room of the bar. Nor is she In hell.
Barchar: (I figure it's about time to actually let her leave this dimension. And also let her actually participate in the climax of this story arc. )
: ((The climax isnt on the moon
Barchar: (well, then, the part of this story arc what involves the moon)
: ((K
Barchar: (which, hey, isn't that tomorrow? So now is probably the time to do this)
: ((Ye
Barchar: (also, new su tonight. So that's good.)
: ((Dont watch su
Barchar: (you can't control my life)
Barchar: (oh that was a statement not a demans)
: ((You dumb
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: ((Ayyyyyyyyyy
Barchar: (well...its a good show.)
Barchar: (inthink you should watch it but I can't control your life either)
Barchar: (hi ad)
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: ((FUCK
: Azzy just goes to the bar and fanta stays home because fuck waiting on you you little shit
Barchar: (dammit ad)
: ((Now i brb 20-30
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Barchar: azzy can hear some weird, painful sounding noises from idk some side room
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: ((FUCK))
Barchar: (u dun fujed up)
: ((For two goddamn minutes damnit))
Hywel: -He's with Fanta, most likely.-
Azalea: -She's in the bar.-
Barchar: then azalea hears it too
Azalea: "..."
Azalea: -She gets up, walking over to go and inspect the noise.-
Barchar: it is blatantly not, I should specify, sex.
Barchar: as she opens the door, she sees Barchar hunched over, her body seeming to be glitching. She looks over. "Oh. Hi there." her voice almost sounds staticy
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Barchar: (AD)
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Azalea: "...You doing alright?"
Barchar: "Uh..." she tries to stand up, glitching back to being hunched over. "Kind of."
Azalea: -She walks over.-
Barchar: steps back. "NO, NO! Don't interrupt it!"
Azalea: -She stops.-
Azalea: "Interupt what?"
Azalea: "What's wrong?"
Barchar: "Uh...its...complicated." she says, as the glitching seems to intensify. "But basically, I'm trying to make it so I ca-" she scowls, as her voice becomes basically pure white noise halfway through the sentence.
Azalea: "...What?"
Barchar: she opens her mouth, and a bit of noise comes out, until abruptly the glitches stop and she passes out
Azalea: "..."
Azalea: -She continues walking over.-
Barchar: her body is motionless. She is breathing, but otherwise, she's not moving a muscle.
Azalea: -She shakes Barchar a bit.-
Barchar: rolls over. Her eyes still have remains of glitches, and seem half-brown half red
Azalea: "You okay?"
Azalea: -She comes to the conclusion she isn't waking up yet.-
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Barchar: her colors switch eye halves, accompanied by a quick, glitchy screech
Azalea: -She takes a closer look at her eyes now.-
Azalea: "...Weird."
Barchar: there's the Crimson on one side of the iris and brown on the other, with what looks like graphical tearing between them
Azalea: "...Really weird."
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Azalea: -She turns to Azzy.-
Azalea: "Oh, hey."
: "Ayyy, why is there a dead body on the floor?"
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: ((Gr8
Barchar: (ADDDDDD)
: Azzy is relatively smol btw
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Barchar: isn't dead u newborn goat
Azalea: "She's alive. Unconscious."
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: "You... You killed her! You scoundrel!"
: ((Ayy dd
Barchar: she snaps awake, in another glitchy screech. The eyes normalize, as she stands up. "Hooooo...so that's what sleeping feels like. Huh." she looks at Azzy. "Oh! Hi! Youre new!"
DamnDude: (( Test 2 ))
DamnDude: (( Ok i can speak ))
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Azalea: "..."
DamnDude: (( Also Slar in the wise words of my friend: " Soundrels? I have scoundrels. They stole my car back in the vietnam war" ))
: "Do not approach me you undead bastard! You have been cursed by the infernal demon Anankos with hollowing unlike that which I have ever seen. Stay back or draw thine steel!"
DamnDude: (( Hate* ))
Barchar: "What?"
: ((Azzy i fuckin swear
Barchar: "The only thing correct or sensible in that sentence was that I'm undead."
Azalea: "I'm so very confused."
Barchar: "And maybe a bastard. Don't know the marital status of my oarents."
: He pulls his tail out, but it only looks like a tail, it's actually a sword, he points his tail sword at barchar, backing up into a fencing position
DamnDude: (( The fuck ))
Barchar: (uh okay)
: ((I don't know
Barchar: "...uh..."
Azalea: "I'm just gonna leave?"
Azalea: -She begins to walk out of the room.-
Barchar: "That's...new."
DamnDude: (( So is Azzy just pointing hus sword butt at barchar? ))
: ((It was his idea
: ((Yes
: ((To be fair, he is an amalgamite))
: ((He could use his tail as a sword))
Barchar: "You know you can't kill me, right? All you can really do is make me leave this body, and then...i guess I'll have to switch my anchor back to the planet so I don't disappear. Cause that was so fun once."
Barchar: "Well, primary anchor, anyway."
: ((He literally took it out, and the hilt is his tail
: ((I don't know
DamnDude: (( What ))
Barchar: "Whatever. Point is, this is kind of useless."
Barchar: (you're a strange little goat, azzy)
Azalea: -And she's now sitting on the couch.-
: ((Brb
Hywel: -He is at Fanta's doing whatever the fuck she's doing, cause he has nothing better to do.-
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: ((Welp))
: "Aha! An articulate cursed?! Never before have I encountered such a foul demon! For the glory of Hoshido I shall vanquish thee!"
Azalea: "You alright in there, Chara?"
: ((10/10 azzy, 10/10
Barchar: "What the hell are you on about."
: ((im very confused))
: He bonks her on the head with his sword and runs out the door
Azalea: "..."
Barchar: "...what the fuck just happened?" she walks outside, rubbing her head.
Azalea: "Hell if I know."
: He's currently lying on the couch, in a pose
Azalea: -She looks over.-
Azalea: "What was that all about?"
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Barchar: referring to whom
: "Just doing my job to protect the universe"
: ((Azalea I think
Azalea: "...I think that the universe is fine."
Azalea: -She is gonna assume that wink was a joke.-
Barchar: "I mean, there's a lot of shit going on, but I'm certainly not the problem."
: ((What is Fanta doing rn))
Barchar: "Which even are you? I'd say you're an Asriel, but I'm not getting the same vibe from you as I do them."
: Watching TV
Barchar: who* not which
Hywel: -He's watching TV with her.-
: "I am the great Azzy, divine protector of these lands since 1847"
Barchar: "...arent you fanta's kid?"
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Barchar: "And born, like, a few days ago?"
Hywel: -He blushes a bit, putting an arm around Fanta.-
Azalea: "...What the... Okay."
: Azzy: "Bah, this is merely a vessel, I have watched over these lands for centuries, sworn in eons ago. Although technically I am, 'fanta's kid'.
Barchar: "Well then, you strange, strange child, you should know full well who I am."
: ((Fanta: Shea's sleeping over at a friends house wanna bang))
Azalea: "Wait are you about to start talking like that?"
Barchar: (this character is getting stranger by the line(
: Azzy: "Enough of this nonsense. It is time I bring my protection elsewhere, China is in danger from a laser beam. I must go, my people need me."
Barchar: "I do so inconsistently all the time, azalea. Get used to it."
Azalea: "Whaaaaat?"
Barchar: "China's already gone, child."
Barchar: "As is the entirety of Asia, really."
Azalea: "Okay, I'm done, you two have fun."
: Azzy: "Oh Mystical Sword of Gungnir, carry me to the place I need to go"
Azalea: -She walks into Fanta's timeline.-
Barchar: "...im going too." she walks through the door. She giggles madly on the other side. "YES! IT WORKED! I'M NOT DIEING!"
Azalea: -She walks by the living room, and turns to the two.-
: ((Barchar: *dies*))
Azalea: "...Congratula- oh wait wait, you were the one bound to the bar, weren't you?"
: He jumps off the couch, tumbling in the air and landing facefirst on the ground
Barchar: "Yeah! But now I'm not! C
Barchar: "Well, I still am a little. But I was moreso a few minutes ago!"
: Azzy: "That didn't work"
Barchar: "Right now, I'd be fading from existence."
Barchar: "But I'm NOT!"
Azalea: -She looks to Hywel and Fanta.-
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Fanta: Howdy, Azalea
Azalea: "Actually you know what, I think I'm gonna give the two some space."
Azalea: "You two can have the bed tonight."
Fanta: ((Brb
Azalea: -She finger guns at Hywel, walking Back to the bar
Hywel: -He thinks about that for a bit.-
Fanta: blushes a bit
Hywel: "Was she implying something?"
Barchar: "...ew. I didn't need that mental image."
Barchar: yes she did lol
Fanta: Nah, she just wants us to have the bed
Fanta: ((So um thats azzys character
Hywel: "Why the blush then?"
Barchar: "Anyway, yeah, hi, fanta!"
Fanta: Howdy, Barchar
Barchar: (he's...uh...)
Barchar: (id go with interesting. Confusing a close second.)
Barchar: (i think I like it?)
Azalea: -She stays in the bar for now."
Hywel: "Hey there... Chara, yeah. Hi Chara."
Barchar: "Barchar. But Close enough."
Fanta: ((I think he's going for an odin dark vibe
Hywel: "Anyways, why are you blushing?"
Fanta: Oh, no reason
Fanta: Aside from you head being very convieniently placed
Fanta: *your
Fanta: chuckles
Hywel: "What do you mean by- oh, oh no, I'm sorry..."
Fanta: It's fine
Fanta: holds him
Hywel: -He starts to move his head, but stops after she says it's fine.-
Hywel: "Yo-"
Hywel: -He clears his throat.-
Hywel: "You sure?"
Fanta: Yeah, I'm sure
Hywel: -He nods a little, staying in that spot.-
Fanta: It's no big deal
Hywel: "...Okay, okay."
Fanta: strokes his ears
Hywel: "...You were lying when you said she wasn't implying anything were you."
Fanta: ((I should clarify azzy's character isnt actually magic and shit
Fanta: ((He's a poser
Fanta: blushes a bit more, "maybe"
Hywel: "I assume she was just implying lying down together."
Fanta: Mhm
Barchar: looks around awkwardly. "Uh...imma go explore. If you need anything, hop in the bar and mention it. I'll know."
Fanta: Seeya, barchar
Shea: she went and moved into a dorm in cool leg
Hywel: "...Fanta, you know that you're really pretty, right?"
Fanta: Thanks, Hywel
Fanta: You're pretty nice looking yourself
Hywel: "your welcome and, yeah, Thanks..."
Fanta: ((Cant boden rn am on fone
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Fanta: ((Just makin that clear
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Barchar: (to the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day)
Barchar: (hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say)
Barchar: (no one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip)
Barchar: (for the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip)
Barchar: (big iron on his hiiiiiiiiip)
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Fanta: ((Ayy
: ((Hi.))
: ((Looks like everybody is dead.))
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Fanta: ((Yup
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: ((How has your day been going?))
: ((And hello, Yazan.))
Fanta: ((Good
Jäger Leyline: (oi
Fanta: ((Azzy had a rough night, but he's better now I think
: ((Ah.))
: ((Azzy, I hope you feel better now.))
Fanta: ((He RPed earlier
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Fanta: ((Can't say what happened, it involves r2
Barchar: (oh wow)
: ((Alrighty.))
Barchar: (that explains why he was feeling down.)
Fanta: ((Yeah
Barchar: (i can, unfortunately, speak from experience that doing that makes you feel like a grade a piece a poo)
Fanta: ((Everyone's ok now
: ((Yazan, we can do what you wanted to do this morning right now if you want to.))
Jäger Leyline: ((make out?
: (([i]no[/i]
Jäger Leyline: ((i didnt have anythimg planned
: ((i mean jukon visiting hyper))
: ((you said that we could do it later))
: ((this is later))
Jäger Leyline: ((make njukon and hype make out?
Jäger Leyline: ((jk
Jäger Leyline: ((sure
: ((Slarvath: Let's bomb Hyper's place))
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: ((Flame: Yeah!))
: ((Flame: That would be awesome!))
Barchar: (I agree)
Jeska or Jukon: ((as do I
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Barchar: (more like nukon amirite)
Barchar: (AMIRITE FELLAS)
Jeska or Jukon: ((Boo
Barchar: (I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK)
Jeska or Jukon: ((your jokes are bad and you should feel bad
Barchar: (*cries*)
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Barchar: is off gallavanting around fanta's dimension now that she can actually do that
Jeska or Jukon: walks into hypers place
Hyper: ((hi bread
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Jäger Leyline: -is at the bar
Hyper: * He's laying down on the couch covered in pillows. And he is also wearing rather "comfortable" clothes.
Hyper: "Oh! Howdy!"
Jeska or Jukon: ahh...hi
Hyper: "I'm relaxing today, so.. err.. yeah!"
Jeska or Jukon: i can see
Hyper: * He shoves a few pillows off of him, and he sits up.
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: ((heya
Hyper: ((hi))
Jeska or Jukon: its starting to become noticeable
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels in- Did I hear 'relaxing'?[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: being preggers i mean
Hyper: * He's in another timeline, though
Hyper: * Mi is insane confirmed
: ((ah, dammit
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -retcons that-[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: ((mi blows up and diez
Hyper: ((It's fine))
: ((nope
Hyper: ((You weren't here when Hyper went to his old timeline))
: ((yeah
Jeska or Jukon: looks comfy
Hyper: "It is. Do you want to come to the 'comfy couch' as well?"
Hyper: ((Jukon: more like.. sexy couch))
Jeska or Jukon: why not
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -wheels to the couch, turns over her box, and a shitton of pillows come out. Mi promptly lays on top of the huge pillow pile.-[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: lies on the couch
Jeska or Jukon: whatsnew?
Hyper: "Me sitting on this couch all day with nothing to do."
Jeska or Jukon: sounds fun
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -yawns like a kitten. She has a shirt with brown sleeves, and a white...center...? The center has a [url=https://sdl-stickershop.line.naver.jp/products/0/0/1/1130254/LINEStorePC/main.png?__=20150924]nekopan[/url] in the front of it.-[/font][/color]
Hyper: * He rolls his eyes.
Jäger Leyline: -is countimg out gold
Hyper: "If only I had the luxury of a teenage human."
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Hyper: "I would get to sit on the couch all day playing video games."
Jeska or Jukon: right now being lazy is a luxuru for me
Fanta: ((Oh yay Azzy's friend is ok
Hyper: "I can see why."
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Jeska or Jukon: ((send btori in
Bondertale: uh okay
Jeska or Jukon: (shes gonna meet jager
Bondertale: FRISK AND TORIEL NIT-DREEMURR, COME ON DOOOOWN!
Bondertale: oh that's gonna be fun
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -has broken the comfiness limits of the universe.-[/font][/color]
Hyper: * He looks down at Jukon's stomach. "Others may have pointed this out already, but.. the baby is starting to get a little more noticable."
Hyper: "Well, I guess I'm stating the obvious, aren't I?"
Jeska or Jukon: yep
Hyper: * He chuckles.
Jeska or Jukon: soon every asshole gonna try to put their ear on my belly
Fanta: ((Ohhh yay, this is good
Hyper: "I'm not an asshole, so I won't do that!"
Jäger Leyline: i-looks around to see whats up and why mi is breaking stuff
Jeska or Jukon: (Nit-Dreemurr?
Bondertale: toriel is a person with a vagina that exists
Barchar: (not-dreemurr*)
Hyper: ((nigga-dreemurr))
Hyper: ((ohgod))
Hyper: ((why did i say that
Barchar: (presumably toriel wouldn't wanna keep asgore's name but I don't feel like making her a maiden name)
Barchar: (PFFF)
Barchar: (instant regret)
Jeska or Jukon: what are you doing over there -to mi-
Jeska or Jukon: ((opps that was jager
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks down from the the top of the massive pillow-tower-[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Just relaxing...[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -yawns-[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: (test
Fanta: ((Frisky top zozzle
Hyper: "How's life?"
Jäger Leyline: where are the babes?
Hyper: ((Asgore Nigga Dreemurr))
Hyper: ((Toriel Pussy Dreemurr))
Jeska or Jukon: tiring
Jeska or Jukon: AD is lazy
Hyper: ((Asriel Pushover Fucker Dreemurr))
Jeska or Jukon: so it means we often just lay in bed together with Onna
Jeska or Jukon: though he is running
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Hyper: "That's good to know."
Jeska or Jukon: tone out his legs rather well
Barchar: (Chara FUCKING dreemurr)
Barchar: (the caps are important)
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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Well, if you want babes, I guess I know someone...[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -takes out a cellphone-[/font][/color]
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Hyper: "I hope AD will actually begin to do work."
Hyper: "Though being lazy is nice, he can't keep on doing that."
Hyper: "Like I've said.. a million times."
Jeska or Jukon: (where is tori?
Jeska or Jukon: hes going more now
Bondertale: in the bar u dingus
Jeska or Jukon: (I don't want him getting any action bio
Jeska or Jukon: ((you never said she was, just that made a game show narrator voice for her to come on down
Barchar: (I'm gonna have to go in a couple hours btw. New su. )
Barchar: (...fair poing)
Bondertale: is, indeed, in the bar.
Hyper: "Good to know."
Jeska or Jukon: actually doing something tanks to Onna
Jäger Leyline: -see Toriel-
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ff00aa] Laika : -comes in on cue-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: well hello there
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Fanta: ((Well today is going much better than yesterday
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Bondertale: "Yes, hello."
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Hyper: "I'm glad he's doing something productive."
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -somehow nobody has noticed the giant pile of pillows-[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -which Mi is resting on top of-[/font][/color]
Hyper: * jäger did iirc
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: Fanta [Fanta] is now Onna [Onna].
: ((gah
Onna: walks in through the anydoor holding a smol crystal
Jäger Leyline: haven't seen you around here
Onna: doesn't look very happy to be holding it, it's white
Onna: inb4 Jager hits on an 8 year old
Onna: U-uh, hey
Jeska or Jukon: we're also making a spaceship
Jäger Leyline: hey kid....what are you doing with that crystal?
Bondertale: "We haven't been coming around in a while."
Hyper: "Ah."
Onna: P-powering the reactor
Hyper: "Interesting."
Jäger Leyline: wondering where all the sexy ma'ams went
Onna: has made a metal contraption in the corner of the bar
Onna: walks over to it
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -snuggles on top of the pillows-[/font][/color]
Hyper: "Why?"
Jeska or Jukon: to go to space
Jeska or Jukon: some asshat blew up asia
Hyper: "Oh, well isn't that nice?"
Jeska or Jukon: said they are gonna destroy the world next
Bondertale: "...i have an empathic bond with a fifteen year old."
: ((you could possibly just use a marginally different timeline's Asia))
Onna: places the crystal inside, it floats there
Hyper: "Sounds like your average Tuesday night in Grillby's."
Bondertale: FRISK waves
Jäger Leyline: baby I have no idea what that means
Bondertale: "It means no, I'm not going to have sex with you."
Barchar: (well, most of Asia, anywY)
Onna: it glows a blinding white before Onna seals it in, closing the door, she's visibly uncomfortable
Barchar: (the koreas kinda beat them to the punch)
Jäger Leyline: but do you mind if I have a picture of yo, cuz I know what I'm gonna show santa what I want for Christmas
Jeska or Jukon: ((that the ragnite?
Onna: ((No
Bondertale: "Yes. I mind."
Jeska or Jukon: yep
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Jeska or Jukon: fuck that place
Onna: ((Ayynon
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Annon: ((yya
Barchar: (hi, anon)
Jeska or Jukon: wanna go to the bar?
Barchar: (or, well, annon, I suppose)
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -walks in. They're in a much different outfit, this one more built for agility. They look... feminine...?-[/color][/font]
Annon: ((wait did i do it wrong?
: ((DAnnon))
Hyper: "Well.. should I?"
: ((the best yogurt company
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Jäger Leyline: come on hot maam, you gotta be itching for some action
Annon: ((do not compare me to yogurt that i do not know about
: ((...sorry
Onna: turns some knobs, pushes some buttons, and the thing springs to life, she winces a bit when it does
Bondertale: "I'm itching to stop talking to you."
Jäger Leyline: and I'm the most certified guy here, damn good looks, I got the moves, plus I'm a hero
Annon: ((its ok, we all make mistakes even if we dont know that they are
Bondertale: "But that's more inaction, I suppose."
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -sits at the bar, and drinks [i]several[/i] energy drinks.-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: hell we can even do the cuddle thing,
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -[i]several[/i]-[/color][/font]
Jeska or Jukon: if you want
Jeska or Jukon: unless you want to show me something else here
Jeska or Jukon: ((Hyper: sure....my DICK!
Hyper: ((Hyper: my dick))
Jeska or Jukon: ((OHHHHH jinx
Hyper: ((shit
Jäger Leyline: know where I'd rested my head -says with a smirk-
Bondertale: "Are you even listening to me?"
: ((...that still happens?))
Jäger Leyline: nope
Hyper: "Ehh.."
Hyper: "We can go back."
Hyper: "To the bar, I mean."
Bondertale: "Inattentiveness Isa turn off for me. Goodbye." she walks away.
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Hyper: ((hi chime))
Annon: ((oh hey. hi))
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: -looks to Jäger- She was probably just looking to get away as soon as possible from you, you know.[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: -follows her- you have some empathetic bond with a that child -points to Frisk- And I don't know what that means. You're itching to syop me talking but thats inaction
Gaster: ((hey, hello, hi
Gaster: ((guess who is free from academia
: ((you
Jäger Leyline: and inattentiveness turns you off
Gaster: ((tis i
Bondertale: "...yes, those are the things which I've said."
Gaster: ((the frenchiest fry
: ((inaction =/= inattentiveness))
Jäger Leyline: I'm always listening babe
Bondertale: "And yet, you said you weren't listening when I asked."
Bondertale: "What's your name, child?"
Hyper: ((Toriel: Liars turn me off. Cheerio.))
Jeska or Jukon: lets go then
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Barchar: (Toriel: "Actually everything about you turns me kff" )
Hyper: "Uhh.. right!"
Hyper: * He gets up.
Barchar: (Toriel: "You're basically a walking finger holding down the bottom portion of my light switch" )
Barchar: (Jager: "I'll finger your light switch alright ;) )
Onna: hooks some tubes up to the machine
Gaster: walks into the bar, looking over his notes.
Jäger Leyline: ain't no child lass, ain't no child. I am JAger Leyline, The RED BLITZ, THE CRIMSON LIGHTNING, I blaze across the the battlefield in a streak of red destruction
Barchar: (Jager: "And your bottom portion")
Gaster: ...
Bondertale: "You sound like an idiot."
Hyper: * And walks into the bar.
Bondertale: "And I'm no lass. I'm hundreds of years old."
Onna: made a nuclear reactor in the middle of the gaddam bar
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks to him, and waves. Her paw glows green.-[/font][/color]
Gaster: has caught sight of that.
Barchar: walks into the bar, smiling wide.
Hyper: ((Gaster writes "IDIOT - CALLS HIMSELF THE CRIMSON LIGHTNING"))
Gaster: ... Wow. You work fast, Onna.
Onna: H-he did say two weeks..
Jäger Leyline: and you sound like a lass who hasn't had any action in a long time and needs to let some steam off
Onna: I-I think I can finish it tonight
Gaster: Incredible.
Onna: I resealed the walls for space travel..
Jäger Leyline: but can't because your connection with a kid
Jeska or Jukon: is the the bar now
Onna: O-oh, hey mom
Bondertale: "Okay, let me make this blatant to you: I am not going to have sex with you. And wouldn't even if my emotions and sensations weren't being transferred to the brain of a minor."
Jeska or Jukon: Onna? what are you up to
Gaster: ((gah i forgot the steak at chipolte is spicyyyyy
Hyper: * wow jukon is the whole bar now
Onna: Finishing the rocket..
Hyper: "You really weren't kidding, Jukon."
Gaster: ((at least i have tums
Onna: ((I slept till 1
Barchar: (jukon's baby is the bar)
Barchar: (all of it)
Jeska or Jukon: ((Everyone dies now
Onna: ((Didnt get to bed until waaaaay later than I wanted to
: ((Mi is on top of a huge pillow-pile))
: ((all of it
Jäger Leyline: can I at least see your tits?
Gaster: just gives Jager this look : -_-
Jäger Leyline: -walks away laughing-
Onna: drags an engine over inbetween jager and tori, placing it on the ground inbetween them
Jäger Leyline: -finger guns gaster as he walks away-
Bondertale: frisk flips jager the double bird. Toriel walks up to jager. "I do actually have one thing I want to show you."
Onna: didn't get the ragnite from jukon, she's using her own power source
Bondertale: gives him a swift backhand. "There we go." And off she goes.
Gaster: chuckles.
Jäger Leyline: -ducks under it-
: ((i mentally predicted that
Jäger Leyline: getting real good as dodging those
Barchar: (aww, you're no fun.)
Jeska or Jukon: ((ehh
Onna: hooks the engine up, stringing wires across the bar
Barchar: (okay nvm that joke was good enough to make up for it)
Jeska or Jukon: ((was about to retcon, but nm
Hyper: * He watches Onna.
Onna: azzy is still faceplanted on the ground
Jäger Leyline: I'll be around when you change your mind
Onna: moves over to the corner, pulling out a saw and cutting a hole in the floor
Jeska or Jukon: did you still need that ragnite?
Bondertale: "And I'll be around when you discover the existence of bazillicorns." she says sarcastically.
Jeska or Jukon: /jl -flops the the couch- see ya around babe
Jeska or Jukon: ((why mrsarp, WHY
Onna: N-no, I got my own power source..
Gaster: considers telling Toriel Bazillicorns do exist in some other timeline, but holds his tongue.
Bondertale: that's a lot of fucking horns dude
Jeska or Jukon: whats the output?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ff00aa] Laika : -was on the couch, and looks to Jäger- ...Wow. That was a disaster.[/color][/font]
Bondertale: that seems biologically impossible
Jäger Leyline: ehh what do you know
Gaster: -sounds like something out of axe cop tbh-
Bondertale: oh yeah it kinda does
Onna: A-around 18 trillion watts a second
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].
Hyper: "Yeesh."
Bondertale: put a bomb in every bad guy
Onna: puts a rocket into the new floor hole, hooking it up to the generator
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ff00aa] Laika : I live off lust, and I also am millions of years old. What did you expect?[/color][/font]
Jeska or Jukon: ((you don't know much about watts do you?
Bondertale: Barchar snickers. She thinks bazillicorns don't exist.
Gaster: ((what
Onna: ((No
Onna: ((Idc
Bondertale: (dammit c after commands)
Bondertale: (character*)
Bondertale: (fuk)
Jeska or Jukon: so Hyps
Jeska or Jukon: glad to be back here?
Jeska or Jukon: ((isn't BTori gone now?
Onna: said some other science shit if ur gonna be a stickler
Bondertale: (you know, in a world with monsters, cryptids have to start getting really freaking weird)
Hyper: * He shrugs.
Hyper: "I'm not sure."
Onna: continues working
Hyper: ((ikr))
Bondertale: they're still in the bar, just not talking to jager
: Onna [Onna] is now Dead Homies [Dead Homies].
: Onna [Onna] is now Dead Homies [Dead Homies].
Dead Homies: ((One last one before were going moon
Jeska or Jukon: (I mean what type of engine are we talking about here? on that works on Helium-3? or something else Slarv? THIS IS IMPORTANT
Dead Homies: ((IT USES MAGIC LIGHTNING CRYSTALS YOU FUCC
Bondertale: (it's magic. We don't have to explain it.)
Jeska or Jukon: ((THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH< EVERYTHING FAILS
Gaster: ((if worse comes to worse we just plug corsiva into it
Dead Homies: the engine explodes
Dead Homies: everyone dies
Jeska or Jukon: ((-grillby's explodes and everyone dies
Dead Homies: the end of cau
Gaster: -gg-
Dead Homies: go home
Hyper: * He survives
Jeska or Jukon: ((all cuz slarv don't know science
Hyper: * His SOUL is back in his timeline
Hyper: * you piece of shit
Annon: ((you people are exactly 0% prepared))
Gaster: -Half of the gaston timeline straight-up disappears, gg slarv-
Dead Homies: are hanging around the bar i guess
Bondertale: Barchar is the only survivor
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -the eternal pillow-pile survives-[/font][/color]
Bondertale: Barchar lives out the rest of her infinite days in solitude
Hyper: * Hyper survives, too
Hyper: * He lives out the rest of his days as a sad sob
Jäger Leyline: ((was sent flying and somehow survived, because the world needs a certified DOUCHE
Female Asriel: she spends the rest of time sucking hywels dick
Female Asriel: not even finishing him off
Annon: ((something blows up a bar that you are all in yet no one dies))
Female Asriel: just endless buildup for all of time
❤ Frisk: * She eventually gets shot by Osama Bin Ladin's great grandson.
Bondertale: that has to straight up hurt at some point
Jäger Leyline: ((no get jumped into toriel as it blew up
Jeska or Jukon: ((he jumped*
Dead Homies: ((No vore
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-now, back to your regularly scheduled programming-[/color][/font]
Chime: ((chill annon it's a joje
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-hopefully-[/color][/font]
Dead Homies: ((It's a joje
Annon: ((whats a joje))
Dead Homies: ((Dio
Annon: ((waht
Jeska or Jukon: ((AD died from pure laziness
Annon: ((is that an anime?
Dead Homies: ((It's a cartoon
Bondertale: (joaje)
Annon: ((ah ok
Bondertale: (her ability to hit her targets is slowly improving)
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Dead Homies: ((Joje's crazy quest
Jeska or Jukon: ((anyways back to reality
Gaster: ((Joel's amazing adventure
Dead Homies: ((Gtg for an hour, gonna bring in saaaas when we get back
Dead Homies: ((Then we can go moon because all the dead ones are live ones
Annon: ((that shitty child is at it again with his "amazing adventures"
Gaster: ((sus
Dead Homies: ((Sus
Annon: ((Sus
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: ((SuuS
Jeska or Jukon: (SuuuS
Annon: ((praise the SuuS
Hyper: * He rubs his temples. "I feel like something very.. mindbreaking just happened."
Jeska or Jukon: like what>
Jeska or Jukon: sits down
Hyper: "I dunno."
Hyper: * He sits down next to Jukon.
Gaster: Ah, you felt that too?
Gaster: It was kind of dumb, huh?
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: ...I did, as well...[/font][/color]
Jäger Leyline: boring boring boring around here, no babes, not fighting
Hyper: "It was."
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -is looking down on the others from the eternal pillow-pile-[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: I need to lie down, I felt that too
Hyper: "That's fine."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ff00aa] Laika : ...[/color][/font]
Jeska or Jukon: lies down
Hyper: * He looks to Jäger. "Also, stop complaining."
Jeska or Jukon: ahhhhh being pregnant sucks
Hyper: * He looks back at Jukon. "You're probably just not used to it."
Jeska or Jukon: shouldn't you be guarding Hywel and Azalea Jager?
Hyper: * He looks back at Jäger.
Hyper: "You should."
Hyper: "Why are you here complaining?"
Jäger Leyline: they're......ahh......at Fanta's
Hyper: ((Jäger: having...............[Sub]sex[/sub]
Gaster: ((*POLICE SIRENS*
Jeska or Jukon: whatever, if you fuck up you're fired
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -arranges the pillows into a huge pillowfort. One with multiple floors. And various other physics-breaking things.-[/font][/color]
Jäger Leyline: yeah they ah...sort of had some kind of timelaste and five years passed for them and weren't able to return here
Jeska or Jukon: .......you're fired
Hyper: * He laughs.
Jäger Leyline: -shit....-hangs his head-
Jeska or Jukon: ((wait
Jeska or Jukon: ((fuck
Jäger Leyline: anyone need a merc?
Gaster: Not particularly.
Hyper: "Nope."
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Jäger Leyline: anyone need a job that needs working?
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: ...I need someone to train with.[/color][/font]
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Jeska or Jukon: have a job that*
Jäger Leyline: how much?
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Jeska or Jukon: not much happenin here
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: 50,000 G a day. But I must warn you... This is no ordinary training. I have trained for more than entire days on end. However, you may have breaks.[/color][/font]
Hyper: "Mhm."
❤ Frisk: * She walks into the bar, and sits down. Like always.
Gaster: Ah, hello, Frisk.
Jäger Leyline: well the conversation rate isn't as good as it sounds
❤ Frisk: "Greetings, papa!"
Gaster: Any luck?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ff00aa] Laika : And I suppose, if you can survive a day, you're worthy... of [i]me[/i].[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: thats about 400 gold though
Jäger Leyline: god and I thought I was horny
Hyper: ((Gaster: call me papa bear))
Jäger Leyline: heh horny -taps his horns
Hyper: ((Frisk: no))
Gaster: ((SHIT I JUST ASSUMED JAGER WAS SAYING LAIKA WAS WORTH 400 GOLD
Hyper: ((that would of been hilarious))
Hyper: ((also is gaster talking to frisk with "Any luck?"))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager is to get no action, ever
Gaster: ((yes he is, he's asing about the growth
Gaster: ((er
Gaster: ((he's asking about the size thing
Hyper: ((ok i understand now))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ff00aa] Laika : -stares straight into his eyes- Hmm... Looks like you'll be worth nothing to me anyway.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ff00aa] Laika : -shrugs, and walks away-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: pshh you don't know what you're missing
❤ Frisk: "So far, nope. I'm actually thinking about some sort of 'growth ray', as opposed to a shrink ray."
Jeska or Jukon: ((I do think someone who is overly aggressive and flirts with him is fine though, because it'll weird him out
Gaster: Huh, that might work.
❤ Frisk: "I'm no Ant Man, so it's pretty hard to think about how to pull that off."
Jeska or Jukon: ((a taste of his own medicine basically, cuz he can't handle it
Gaster: ((likewise, karamatsu is to get no action either, unless i really feel like lifting him out of NEET status
Jäger Leyline: I'll take the job though
: [font=Copperplate][color=#ff0000] Aka: ...[/color][/font]
Jeska or Jukon: ((if Jager turns his act around, I'll permit it, but that depends on others
Gaster: nods. "I used to have a shrink ray... dunno where I put it."
Hyper: ((Hyper is to get no action until he dies for good))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Hyper, Kara, and Jager join the no action club and cry
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Hyper: ((Hyper's getting no action by his own will))
Gaster: ((kara needs to find a job before i will let him get action, and he's rather unmotivated to get a job
Hyper: ((He's not getting in a relationship again just to die and get cheated on))
Jeska or Jukon: ((it wasn;t cheating!
Hyper: ((i was joking
Jäger Leyline: -jus stares at Aka
Hyper: ((in all reality he just doesn't want to get involved with another person again))
Hyper: ((he's tired of life))
Jeska or Jukon: ((hes an emo
Hyper: ((lolno))
Jeska or Jukon: Gaster? got any good names?
Jeska or Jukon: you too hypes
Gaster: Ah? For the kid?
Jeska or Jukon: no my left leg
Gaster: Hmmm...
Jeska or Jukon: thinking about naming my left leg Thanksgiving and my riight Christmas and AD and visit in between in the holidays
Gaster: snorts.
Jeska or Jukon: so AD*
Gaster: Funny.
Jeska or Jukon: so AD can*
Gaster: Say, Futura's a nice name for a girl.
Jeska or Jukon: don't know the gender yet
Gaster: Ah, right, for a boy.... I'd say Avenir?
Hyper: "Hmm.."
Jeska or Jukon: Arvak?
Hyper: "Angela? Christina? Cyrus? Augustus? Juliet? Romeo? Constantine? Grayson? Grace? Heaven?"
Gaster: Ah, that's a lot of names...
Hyper: "Indeed!"
Jeska or Jukon: still don't know what the child is gonig to be
Jeska or Jukon: not just gender I mean
Hyper: "I know."
: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.
Gaster: Ah, well, if they're a fish, maybe Gill's a good name,
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Jeska or Jukon: guessing Aa
Hyper: "AD would name him/her New Child."
Hyper: "I bet he's as bad at naming as his father."
Jeska or Jukon: Guessing AD is rather fertile since I got knocked up
Jeska or Jukon: laughs
Gaster: chuckles as well.
Jeska or Jukon: likely so Hyoe
Jeska or Jukon: you guys mind doing me a few favors?
Gaster: Like what?
Hyper: "Sure!"
Jeska or Jukon: AD and I are rather busy with well....me and Onna
Jeska or Jukon: there's something though we need to get
Jeska or Jukon: at the bottom of the ocean
Gaster: ... Ah?
Hyper: "Oh?"
Jeska or Jukon: its in the T'Har ridge
Jeska or Jukon: something WDG wants
Jeska or Jukon: a singularity device
Gaster: ...
Jeska or Jukon: Jager you can make yourself useful too
Hyper: "So he's going to use it as a buttplug?"
Jäger Leyline: sweet I'll take the job
❤ Frisk: "Sounds intetesting."
Jeska or Jukon: like I know hypes
❤ Frisk: "I, err.. don't know if I can come, though. Since I don't really know you too well, I don't think I should be able to do a favor for you."
Jeska or Jukon: Zerka knows where it is
Jeska or Jukon: I can use the help
❤ Frisk: "I'm sure that the others who are participating will do fine without me."
Gaster: ... Is Zerka the guy who stole stuff from my house?
Jeska or Jukon: yep
Hyper: "Zerka is indeed a drunk."
Jeska or Jukon: hes tied up
Hyper: "Oh, neat."
Jeska or Jukon: plus he thinks Im his daughter
Gaster: Mmmh...
Jeska or Jukon: long story, his daughter was the clone template for Jukon and I
Jeska or Jukon: Sabikon was her her name
Gaster: Yeah, that does sound like a long story.
Hyper: "What Gaster said."
❤ Frisk: "What he said."
Jeska or Jukon: anyways, doesn't have to be now though
Gaster: Oh, good.
Jeska or Jukon: just something I'd like to get done
Jeska or Jukon: ((gotta shower anyways
Hyper: "Alright, that's fine."
Hyper: ((ok))
Jeska or Jukon: ((hype still have stats?
Jeska or Jukon: ((I'm gonna try my hand at the battle system when we do this
Hyper: ((He does.))
Jeska or Jukon: ((k brb
Hyper: ((-crickets-))
Gaster: ((where did everyone go
Jeska or Jukon: ((shower time
Hyper: ((everyone died))
Jeska or Jukon: ((just as planne
Hyper: ((send help))
Gaster: ((wake us up
Gaster: ((WAKE US UP INSIDE
Hyper: ((WE CAN'T WAKE UP))
Hyper: ((saVEEE USSSSSSSSSSSSSS))
Jeska or Jukon: ((....and I'll look down and whisper....No))
Gaster: ((well fuck you then
Jeska or Jukon: ((high five if you know what I was referencing
Hyper: ((well fuck you too))
Hyper: ((chime, we're surrounded by a thousand giant guinea pigs))
Hyper: ((they turned..))
Hyper: ((carnivourous))
Jeska or Jukon: ((meet your fate
Gaster: ((well then i'm out
Gaster: ((*flies out*
Hyper: ((*flies out too*))
Hyper: ((fuck you yazan))
Hyper: ((*shoots yazan))
Jeska or Jukon: ((*punches the shot away and summons the RX-78-02 Gundam
Gaster: ((nice
Hyper: ((nice))
Jeska or Jukon: ((The one true Gundam
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Hyper: ((chime help me fight the one true Gundam))
Jeska or Jukon: ((OTG Do not steel
Gaster: ((oh hey slarv
Hyper: ((oh hey slarv))
Dead Homies: ((Succ
Gaster: ((ccuS
Jeska or Jukon: ((I have eggs to cook, fuck you *flies away
Dead Homies: ((Hype does not have stats anymore
Dead Homies: ((I removed them when he died
Hyper: ((shit))
Dead Homies: ((Fuck you frisky
Hyper: ((slarv stop insulting me))
Hyper: ((it offends me))
Hyper: ((not really))
Hyper: ((but))
Hyper: ((whyyyy))
Dead Homies: ((Its not an insult if its true though
Hyper: ((what did i ever do to you))
Dead Homies: ((You corrupted my child with memes
Hyper: ((NO I DIDN'T))
Dead Homies: ((Although he's still a little cinnamon bun
Hyper: ((HE LIKES MEMES BECAUSE HE'S YOUUUUU))
Hyper: ((technically
Hyper: ((you))
Hyper: ((corrupted him))
Dead Homies: ((I showed him /r/maymayzone
Dead Homies: ((I guess it was too dank
Dead Homies: ((Anyway are you ready for gaster to die inside again
Dead Homies: The dead gang is sitting around the bar, pap included
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].
Gaster: looks up. "Ah... Papyrus."
Dead Homies: Pap: "H-HEY DAD.."
Jäger Leyline: -is there- sup
Dead Homies: He sniffles
Frisk: * She looks to Papyrus.
Gaster: ...
Frisk: "Are you okay?"
Jeska or Jukon: ((these the folks that were in the box?
Gaster: walks over to Papyrus. "I'm right here."
Dead Homies: Dead tori is there if jager wants sum fuk
Dead Homies: ((Yeh
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Gaster: ((don't fuk the ded gote
Jäger Leyline: whoa there hot mama
Dead Homies: Although she's been impaled and is dripping black sludge from her eyes and stomach
Gaster: ((nvm THAT'S SOME HOT STUFF RIGHT THER
Dead Homies: And also has no eyes, just soulless back voids
Dead Homies: ((SEXY
Dead Homies: Pap: "I-I KNOW..."
Frisk: ((Jäger is so desperate that he would fuck the Void))
Dead Homies: ((Eye sex is a viable option here
Jäger Leyline: that gonna heal up right?
Dead Homies: Tori: "Are you talking to me?"
Jäger Leyline: yep
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Dead Homies: Tori: "Ah, I'm not sure. I don't think so, actually"
Dead Homies: ((We spoke his name
Timeywim: ((Jäger would fuck the Void.))
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Dead Homies: ((We should have seen this coming
Frisk: ((Oh my fuck))
Jäger Leyline: you probably should patch that up
Frisk: ((He came here just to say that))
Gaster: ((WOWIE
Dead Homies: It is patched up
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Dead Homies: ((He is always watching
Timeywim: ((Yep!))
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Dead Homies: ((Refreshing the logs
Gaster: ((OH MY GOD TIMEY
Dead Homies: It's dripping through the bandages
Frisk: ((how does he fucking do that))
Jäger Leyline: any way to make it stop?
Dead Homies: ((Click refresh on the logs lel
Frisk: ((it's like he refreshes the logs every
Frisk: ((five
Frisk: ((minutes
Dead Homies: ((Seconds
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Timeywim: ((Exactly! Seconds.))
Dead Homies: ((Toldya
Gaster: ((time plz
Jäger Leyline: ((why not just stick around then
Timeywim: ((Just spam F5.))
Dead Homies: ((Because thats what he do
Timeywim: ((It's funny to pull off a few jokes!))
Timeywim: ((And that's what I'm known for. ;) ))
Frisk: ((He pulled the winkie))
Frisk: ((We all know what this means))
Dead Homies: Tori: I don't think so, I am dead after all
Dead Homies: ((Oh boy tornadoes and shit in alabama
Gaster: ((time is secretly aaron
Dead Homies: ((Thats gon b fun
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Jäger Leyline: finger guns, "annnnnnnddddd that killed the mood
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Timeywim: ((No, I'm not!))
Dead Homies: Tori: "What mood..."
Frisk: ((rip
Dead Homies: ((Ripperinos
Jäger Leyline: mutters, "maybe a bag
Timeywim: ((I'm literally absconding and rejoining right now.))
Timeywim: ((And refreshing the logs.))
Gaster: gives Jager a pained look.
Timeywim: ((I am the Serene Water of the Logs.))
Timeywim: ((That's my official name!))
Frisk: ((ok so you're water))
Timeywim: ((I'm as slick as water, yes.))
Frisk: ((makes sense))
Dead Homies: Here comes the last of the deados, shuffling up to the bar undyne can wait, I may do hapsta if mv shows up
Jäger Leyline: well you're techincally alive right? right now at this very moment
Dead Homies: Tori: I don't even know..
Gaster: ...
Gaster: realizes who's coming.
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Dead Homies: Someone knocks on the bar door
Jäger Leyline: wanna have some fun before you go to the after life
Timeywim: ((I just killed Frisky.))
Dead Homies: Tori: ...
Gaster: ...
Timeywim: ((I went into their room and "pulled the plug", if you'd like to put it that way.))
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Gaster: gets up and answers the door. There's no point in being rude.
Dead Homies: If jager touched tori he'd know she was colder than dry ice
Frisk: ((no you fucking didn't))
Dead Homies: Dead sans is waiting there
Timeywim: ((Oh, so you're a ghost now.))
Timeywim: ((I see how you're playing this game.))
Dead Homies: Sans: who's here..
Frisk: ((I'M NOT CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST))
Frisk: ((I WILL KILL YOU BACK))
Jäger Leyline: you look cold there, need some warming up?
Timeywim: ((Whoops, cheerio!))
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Gaster: ... It's me.
Gaster: Sans...
Frisk: ((lel))
Dead Homies: Tori: No.. I can't warm up..
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Frisk: ((Sans: you're not sans))
Dead Homies: Sans: das?
Dead Homies: ((Das
Dead Homies: ((DAS
Jäger Leyline: bet I could warm you up
Gaster: ((das no good
Gaster: Yes.
Gaster: immediately goes to hu his son.
Dead Homies: Tori: I'd prefer you didn't..
Gaster: *hug
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Dead Homies: Sans hugs gaster, pap runs over in excitement, doing the same
Gaster: -Skelefam is reunited.-
Dead Homies: Gaster is subzero right now, sandwiched between two freezing cold people
Dead Homies: It's almost as cold as frisky
Dead Homies: Almost
Gaster: ((oohh, there's a storm rolling in
Gaster: doesn't care, he's got his sons.
Frisk: ((you))
Frisk: ((BIG))
Frisk: ((FUCK))
Frisk: ((YOU WANNA GO))
Dead Homies: ((YOU
Dead Homies: ((BIG
Dead Homies: ((JERK
Dead Homies: Everyone is crying
Frisk: ((YOU'RE THE ONE CALLING NAMES))
Dead Homies: ((LETS GI
Dead Homies: ((LETS DO THIS
: Dead Homies [Dead Homies] is now The Undertaker [The Undertaker].
The Undertaker: slams frisky down
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Slarvath Killer].
Slarvath Killer: gets back up and charges a spirit bomb!
Slarvath Killer: throws a spirit bomb at Slarvath!
The Undertaker: rises into the air majestically
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Chime: ((chime, meanwhile, worries about the weather because this is a LOT more intense then the weatherman said!
Slarvath Killer: ((It's sunny and hot down here))
Gaster: ((it was sunny and hot earlier
Gaster: ((now it's pouring buckets
Slarvath Killer: ((wow))
Gaster: ((and when i woke up it was 46 degrees
Gaster: ((thaaaat's michigan
Slarvath Killer: ((thaaaaat's MOTHERFUCKING MICHIGAN))
Gaster: ((is it any wonder hell is located in our state
Slarvath Killer: ((i'j rypinf thisbboijerosed+))
Slarvath Killer: ((I typed thst blindfolded))
Slarvath Killer: ((that*))
Gaster: ((... okay
Slarvath Killer: ((by a blanket))
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Slarvath Killer: ((for no reason))
Slarvath Killer: ((frisky is confirmed crazy))
Gaster: ((hm
The Undertaker: ((Meanwhile in alabama
Slarvath Killer: ((actually i've been crazy from the very start))
The Undertaker: ((There is a severe thunderstorm on my house rn
Slarvath Killer: ((i've felt it down in my heart))
Slarvath Killer: ((if there's even one to feel))
The Undertaker: ((And a tornado 3 miles away
Gaster: ((i'm gonna see if there's any serious storm warnings rn
Gaster: ((brb
Slarvath Killer: slam dunks Slarvath back down to the ground.
Slarvath Killer: fucking fires lasers from their eyeballs
The Undertaker: was unaffected by the spirit bomb, as you didn't charge it for the full 8 episodes
The Undertaker: slides away
Gaster: ((alright i'm back
Gaster: ((nothing yet
Gaster: ((but because of all the water i now have the urge to pee
The Undertaker: ((Slow af night
Slarvath Killer: throws a football at Slarvath
Gaster: ((ye
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
The Undertaker: takes the football, replacing it with a tennis ball
The Undertaker: is hit with a tennis ball
Yazan: ((-flies in with the RX-78-02 gundam and fires at Frisky
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Gaster: is still hugging his sons.
Gaster: ((OH SHIT
Slarvath Killer: * The tennis ball is a bomb
Gaster: ((LIGHTNING JUST STRUCK OUT SIDE MY HOUSE
Slarvath Killer: * Slarvath is killed
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Slarvath Killer: ((OH BOY
Jäger Leyline: looks at dead undyne
Gaster: ((that was fuckin' scary
Gaster: ((my dogs are going nutso
: Frisky Whiskington [Slarvath Killer] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Jäger Leyline: ((rip slarv
Gaster: ((okay, the power just flickered
Gaster: ((so if i disappear, that's why
: ((ok
Jäger Leyline: ((don't die on us chime, watch out for the monsters
: ((thanks for telling us
Gaster: ((it shouldn't let up until midnight
: ((FUCK I JUST CUT MY MIDDLE FINGER))
Jäger Leyline: hey should I get this? http://www.amazon.com/144-YMS-07A-0-ProtoType-Mobile-Demonstration/dp/B014CAWMDQ?ie=UTF8&keywords=gouf%20sand&qid=1463096433&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1 or this? http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Suit-Zeta-Gundam-MSA-003/dp/B007YJ2TAO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1463096524&sr=8-3&keywords=nemo+gundam
Jäger Leyline: ((succ
: ((first one
Jäger Leyline: ((also this one http://www.amazon.com/Bandai-Hobby-GUNDAM-Master-Action/dp/B002Z6ISPG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1463096542&sr=8-1&keywords=gn-x
: ((still first one))
Jäger Leyline: ((timely get your ass in here and answer
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Timeywim: ((No.))
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: ((ooo get fucked))
Jäger Leyline: ((well fuck you then
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Timeywim: ((Nah, just kidding.))
: The Undertaker [The Undertaker] is now Dead [Dead].
Timeywim: ((I personally like the third one.))
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Timeywim: ((Bye!))
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Jäger Leyline: (Slarv you too
Jäger Leyline: ((fucc
Jäger Leyline: (chime if you can
Gaster: ((didn't you already ask me this?
Gaster: ((or are these different ones
Jäger Leyline: (different ones and old ones
Jäger Leyline: ((got something else last time
Jäger Leyline: (buy a lot of these things
Gaster: ((i like the gn-x
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: ((I exist))
Gaster: ((that you do
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: ((you do))
: ((I've been randomly connecting but I'm actually here this time))
: ((Because you're lazy))
: ((No))
: ((Because I'm doing things))
: ((I'm lazy now tho))
: ((Lying in bed with my phone))
: ((You were doing things))
: ((Ye))
: ((Like eating chips))
: ((No))
: ((lel))
Gaster: ((http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/04/no-whores.jpg
: ((Hey frisky look))
Jäger Leyline: ((you always get on when I'm about to go
: ((We're a watermelon))
Jäger Leyline: ((timely whats your favorite movie
: ((yep))
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: ((Wait are you talking me))
Timeywim: ((My favorite movie is the Bee Movie.))
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Gaster: ((well gee
Gaster: ((he likes the bee
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Timeywim: ((It's a joke.))
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: ((Kek))
: ((Or zozzle))
: ((Whatever the dick is popular))
: ((I didn't mean to type dick))
: ((It is.))
: ((But my mistyping hit the d and I instead of f and u))
: ((Why must it be so quiet))
: ((Rip))
Gaster: ((idk
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: ((We're bored))
Dead: ((Ayy
: ((Ayy))
Gaster: is still hugging his sons. He might actually be stuck to them.
: ((I can be boRED NO LONGER))
Dead: His sons are still hugging him
: Dead [Dead] is now Fnata [Fatna].
Gaster: ((fnata
: ((FATNA))
Jäger Leyline: ((SO FAT
: ((FATNA?))
: Fnata [Fatna] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: ((YOU FUCKED IT TWICE))
Fanta: ((Shit now it acs to that
Jäger Leyline: ((Jager: damn gurl you put on weight
Hywel: -He's hanging out with Fanta.-
: ((I DIDN'T KNOW FANTA GAINED WEIGHT))
Gaster: ((http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2015/12/conplete-bag-of-ass.jpg
Fanta: took him out to see a movie
Gaster: Ah... come inside.
Jäger Leyline: ((Jager: Don't worry I'll still fuck ya
Hywel: -He's there then.-
Fanta: the dead ones do
Azalea: -Shes in the bar.-
Fanta: it ends, they leave
: ((Are they actually in the movie))
: ((Well that works))
Fanta: ((Does that answer your question you little shit
Jäger Leyline: ((heading to work