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Gaster: That poor Bellossom...
Flor and Tania: Titania tries to make it quick and just stone edges the thing
Gaster: Oh...
Flor and Tania: ...And then psychics it.
Flor and Tania: "Dear god how tough is that thing?"
Gaster: Well, damn. You did your best, Hellaton.
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: May I try again?
Hellaton: Thhhhanks.
Jäger Leyline: well I need a beer
Flor and Tania: "Good game. Get up here."
MettatonSEX: You fought with all you had. Great job!
Flor and Tania: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-randombattle-369529497 ))
Flor and Tania: Titania looks at her ice-cubed Hawlucha.
Flor and Tania: "...Ouch."
Gaster: grins.
Hellaton: thinks Hawlucha looks pretty cool
MettatonSEX: Nice!
Gaster: "Praise lord helix, bitch!"
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
Hellaton: ?
Gaster: Ooooh, screw you...
Hellaton: Fuck.
Flor and Tania: "Doctor Gaster, do not call a trained swordswoman with an Aegislash a Bitch."
Flor and Tania: "Thats a warning."
MettatonSEX: If you hurt him I'll have to kill you.
Flor and Tania: Titania just rolls her eyes and goes back to her battle.
MettatonSEX: -has a cannon for a hand-
Gaster: I'm trying, damn it!
Flor and Tania: -Has a pokemon that can literally slice through fucking mountains and steal the souls of those it touches-
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MettatonSEX: -can and will shoot her to a bloody pulp if she hurts Gaster-
Jäger Leyline: -has a beer-
: ((Ayy
Hellaton: ((yo
: Fabriel and Asuka enter the bar
: ((Not starting now, i dont think
Gaster: is in the middle of a pokemon battle.
: ((Maybe in 15ish
Jäger Leyline: hey there
: Fab: howdy
Flor and Tania: "I'm sorry about this, but it's necessary."
Gaster: God... stop making her flinch!
Flor and Tania: *flinch flinch flinch*
Hellaton: I cccccan relate to the moooooon being.
: Asuka is in her armor, with her swood
Gaster: smirks. Payback's a bitch, isn't it?
MettatonSEX: ..............Nice.
: They look around, sitting on the couch, Asuka in fabriel's lap
Hellaton: can relate to Cresselia flinching thee rounds in a row
Hellaton: *three
Gaster: Well, crud.
Flor and Tania: Another legendary is washed away.
Jeska or Jukon: ((how old is Asuka now?
: ((Still 11
: ((Jager better not
Jeska or Jukon: ((no I was wondering if they went through a time skip again
: ((Nah
MettatonSEX: Wow, Manaphy, you cunt.
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Jäger Leyline: -sits on the couch, wish I had a babe on my lap
Gaster: ((a literal fucking baby appears in the bar
Flor and Tania: ((Buddy))
Jeska or Jukon: (Jager: Please god no! I HATE KIDS
Hellaton: ((mettaton jokingly spreads himself on his lap, "hello", crushes his legs under 825 pounds of robot
Gaster: ((hellaton sits on mettaton's lap for extra measure
MettatonSEX: Oh my stars.
Gaster: Yes.
Jäger Leyline: -actually has robotic legs
Flor and Tania: Titania smirks, and sends out her last pokemon.
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager: -gets sat on by Metta- Dude, you broke my legs
Hellaton: ((now thats close to a mettaTON
Flor and Tania: Imagine a Shark literally fucking divebombing a lugia using waterfalls at high speeds.
Flor and Tania: Just.
Flor and Tania: Damn son.
Gaster: -And then dying from poison.
Hellaton: ((metta: you wanted a babe on your lap so i found the hottest one. me
Gaster: Wow, I came pretty close that time.
Hellaton: claps.
Flor and Tania: "Well, i'm not exactly as good as Florinia."
MettatonSEX: My turn now, darling.
Flor and Tania: "If you ask me, I much prefer just beating the crap out of the trainer instead of the pokemon."
Flor and Tania: "But whatever."
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager: looks like you got pretty poor taste in judgement when it comes to hotness
MettatonSEX: -steps up-
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager: I prefer the ladies
Hellaton: ((mettaton: OH! MY GOD
Flor and Tania: Hey, she works in hunting down criminals, of course she's a good fighter.
Flor and Tania: "Alright, we're doing a special round."
Gaster: Oooh?
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Flor and Tania: "These pokemon are genetically engineered to be freaks of nature. They're completely and utterly random."
MettatonSEX: Ohhhhh yes.
Hellaton: ....
Flor and Tania: "It's disturbing, I know."
Hellaton: I thhhhhink I found mmmmmmmmy people.
MettatonSEX: Hellaton no
Gaster: Hella, please.
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Flor and Tania: The Kirlia abruptly grows wings.
Flor and Tania: "..."
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: ((I find this art of zacharie very relatable: http://66.media.tumblr.com/ac785dd081fb7d0bc68bef90500b23b4/tumblr_inline_n314f0GxIJ1qcpnmf.jpg
Flor and Tania: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-hackmonscup-369535677 ))
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Flor and Tania: "...Yes, a Kirlia that can Fly."
Flor and Tania: "Freaky, this is why science nerds shouldn't mess with their toys."
Hellaton: It's ffffffreaky but managesss to lililive. I relllate to it.
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Flor and Tania: "You wouldn't think a Kirlia could beat a Ledian like that..."
MettatonSEX: Hellaton, darling, you're wonderful. You're not a freak.
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Flor and Tania: ((Sorry i'm lagging))
Flor and Tania: ((My internet suuuucks))
Jeska or Jukon: ((where is everyone?
Flor and Tania: ((Outside the bar))
Hellaton: ((it ok
Jeska or Jukon: ((no I mean the rpers
Erron: ((ech
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Gaster: ((michigan
Flor and Tania: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-hackmonscup-369535677 ))
Erron: (([s]HELL[/s]))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Ech
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Flor and Tania: ((FFFFFFF))
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Jeska or Jukon: ((oh, geez it took me this long to see how you guys were playing pokemon
Gaster: ((I think laharl's having connection issues tho
Flor and Tania: ((Okay I guess this is done))
Flor and Tania: ((Because my internet isn't working and I can't get back on my acc))
Flor and Tania: Titania abruptly leaves, Florinia is gone too, they have business elswhere
Flor and Tania: While Laharl goes fix his internet.
MettatonSEX: ....Can I keep the Clefable?
Gaster: ...Well. That was rather anticlimatic.
Flor and Tania: Theres a note left behind.
Flor and Tania: "You can have the Clefable, Kirlia, and Ledian. They're too weak for competitive use and would be put down otherwise, so it's best you have them.'
MettatonSEX: Sweet.
Hellaton: .......Oh
Gaster: The kids will love them!
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Flor and Tania: "We're taking the Clawitzer though. That thing can be innovated to breed with other water types, we might be able to make a Volcanion with it's eruption blood."
MettatonSEX: .....Fuck
GN Austin: -Walks into the bar with Kimmy, holding his bag of trinkets close- Idunno, I thought it was a good movie... -the duo sit in a booth-
MettatonSEX: I'm keeping the rest of my team though
Gaster: Alright, let's head inside. It's cold out.
Flor and Tania: ((Options: Slarv can take us all to hell))
Jäger Leyline: how are there no hot women here right now?
Flor and Tania: ((Or Arena shenanigans, or regular.))
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Kimmy: I still can't believe you were Team Iron Man.
Flor and Tania: ((NO))
Flor and Tania: ((FUCKING))
Flor and Tania: ((SPOILERS))
Erron: ((I wont spoil))
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Erron: ((Promise))
Erron: ((Promise, k?))
Gaster: ((alrighty
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Gaster: ((pffff
Flor and Tania: ((DUMBLEDORE DIES))
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GN Austin: I'm still waiting for Deadpool 2... it's gonna be fucking amazing!
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Gaster: ((i'm jarred you would bring up jar jar in this chat
Hellaton: ((clawitzer has victory star btw
Flor and Tania: ((CAPTAIN AMERICA DIES))
Flor and Tania: ((Wait shit))
Erron: ((wait, that's not Marvel))
Jeska or Jukon: ((I saw it, it was a good movie, and FAR better than BvS
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Gaster: looks around the bar, wondering if it's time to go to hell.
Flor and Tania: ((I told you BvS was shit))
Flor and Tania: The Arena Ticket is glowing if it's not time to go to hell.
Jeska or Jukon: ((I never disagreed with you
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Hellaton: and Metta reenter the bar
Mi: ((yo
Erron: ((ay
Mi: ((I modded a game and made something cool
Jeska or Jukon: ((I want see the Killing Joke
MettatonSEX: -has six mutated pokemon and since i cant remember the movesets for some of them fuck it
Erron: ((I want an Overwatch Movie.))
Gaster: sits on the couch, straightening out his tie. He put on a fancy suit and everything.
MettatonSEX: -im making up the movesets for the rest of mine that i didnt write down-
MettatonSEX: -puts the balls in storage for later, then gays out Gaster's tie.
Flor and Tania: The Arena Ticket glows alluringly.
Flor and Tania: Since Slarv is MIA?
Gaster: sighs, then looks at the arena ticket. I guess if they go to hell in the middle of it they can just get yanked out.
Jäger Leyline: -picks up one of the tickets- so this takes us to Hell huh? well Hell has never seen the likes of me
Gaster: slams that motherfucking Arena Ticket.
Hellaton: just so you know he does look more feminine than a traditional man normally would, same with Metta, so have awkward flirting ensue if you wish
Mi: ((where is everyone
Flor and Tania: *Flash*
Jeska or Jukon: ((bar
MettatonSEX: M
Gaster: *AAAHHHHH*
: High Priest Laharl [Flor and Tania] is now High Priest Laharl [The Arena].
Hellaton: *!
Mi: wheels in.
MettatonSEX: !
The Arena: [Champion Unlocked:Titania]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heya, everyoone~[/font]
The Arena: MTT, Gaster, and everyone else that were near the Arena Ticket are gone. They're in the Arena waiting room.
The Arena: The Red at the counter just waves.
The Arena: "You've got a new champion, some girl named Titania"
MettatonSEX: ...Uh. Hi Red.
Gaster: Alright, let's do some... fighing.
MettatonSEX: The fuck is this?
Jäger Leyline: man I was told this place would be weird, but a cat on a card board rollingbox
The Arena: Red just shorthands the explanation to MTT.
MettatonSEX: ...Well then.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Wh-what's so bad about thaat...? *yawns*[/font]
Erron: ((Austin and Kimmy were IN the bar, not outside, so are they there too?))
Jäger Leyline: -is transported- Aw shit
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Jeska or Jukon: was in the bathroom
Mi: ((hey Slarv I though of stats for Mi
The Arena: "Want to do round 2? Or would you rather chat up your new girl."
: ((..uhh
: ((Yeah we'll start in 15-20..
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The Arena: Wait nevermind
Gaster: ((okay
The Arena: Theres enough time kek.
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: ((Or i can start it now, im just on mobilw
Gaster: Ah, we can chat with her, I guess.
Mi: ((She'd be a tank, and her specials are:))
The Arena: [Talk to Titania] [Arena round 2] [Attack Red]
Jäger Leyline: -will use Jeska's stats for now
Gaster: [Talk to Titania]
Hellaton: [Congratulate Gunner first]
Mi: ((Loaf: She can waste a turn to build up stats. ))
MettatonSEX: [Talk to Titania]
The Arena: Not an option, we're talking to Titania.
Hellaton: [Fuck you Laharl]
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
The Arena: She's in the champion room, just leaning against the wall. "Ugh, can't believe all these kids are ready to fight for money."
Mi: ((Cardboard Guard: Increases defense of her and her allies.))
Jeska or Jukon: -is still at the bar I guess
Gaster: Forgive me if I'm wrong, but don't you get money for beating other trainers?
: ((Im taking everyone to hell soon
Mi: ((Repair: Heals by a mediocre amount))
: ((God i hope flame shows up
The Arena: "No, you get it from beating their pokemon."
: ((Bcuz barchar was the whole joke
Gaster: Oh.
The Arena: [Titania:Strong, and has a sword. Refuses to fight alongside someone younger than her.]
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Jäger Leyline: ((oi DD
The Arena: [Begin Round 2?]
Mi: (( Loaf: She can waste a turn to build up stats. Cardboard Guard: Increases defense of her and her allies. Repair: Heals by a mediocre amount, and increases defense of an ally for a few turns. ))
: -Still at home-
Hellaton: [Sure]
Mi: ((Mi will be a tank))
Gaster: [Sure, why not.]
: ((So is titania ur fighter tonight?
: -Still not at home*-
The Arena: ((I guess, should I write up stats?))
Jäger Leyline: ((bio you mind turning up the brightness on ur text
Mi: ((not at all
: ((Sure, but if she wont fight with someone younger than her she cant be in the discord fight
: -Phone is at 2% ol3qse save me-
The Arena: The battlefield is infront of Gaster and MTT.
The Arena: ((I mean in the Arena))
: ((Oh ok
The Arena: ((Fighting for their lives is something, fighting for fame and money is not))
Mi: ((This good?
Jäger Leyline: ((much better
The Arena: "Welcome to Rouuuuuund 2!"
: -Please*-
Jäger Leyline: ((believe in yourself DD
Jäger Leyline: (use determination to make your phone live
: (({I'm on the highway to hell}
MettatonSEX: -watches the fight. Hella shoukd be there too bc he signed the paper-
Hellaton: ((ye
The Arena: "In this corner, our running winners:Ms. Gaster's Baby Boy, his spouse, and the alternate version of his spouse!"
MettatonSEX: Uh.
: -Ive done that for the last hour, its been at 2% that whole time because i was inly listening to music-
The Arena: ((Yes, another Lisa reference))
Gaster: ... Uh?
MettatonSEX: What in the fuvk?
The Arena: "Today, our champions are fighting once more!
The Arena: The battle will be a ...horde fight! Oh boy! Special rules!
: -Shit its at 1%-
Hellaton: ...
: ((Rip you bby
The Arena: Gaster, Mettaton, and Hellaton are allowed one champion, while the enemy is allowed as many as they need!
: -Oh god-
Mi: ((Slarv you heard the stats for Mi, right?))
Jäger Leyline: is watching the fight cuz he was transported here
Mi: ((well, rather, specials.))
Jäger Leyline: ((Slarv's on mobile
The Arena: Stakes are high, and the money is even higher! Are you prepared for victory?
: ((Add them yourself, doc's open for edits now
Mi: ((Okay
: ((I'm on mobile
: -Wake me up inside-
The Arena: [Round 2:] Another roulette wheel.
The Arena: ((Oh you got the not-joke character this time))
: ((Guise if u gimme a good idea i can maybe get it in the mod
Jäger Leyline: ((who Lar?
The Arena: "Napstablook has brought his champions for round two! This battle is sponsored by Dj Napstablook's Sweet Jams!"
Jäger Leyline: ((oh nm Laharl
MettatonSEX: THEIR
Gaster: THEIR
Hellaton: ...
: ((Top zozzle
The Arena: ((Woops))
The Arena: ((fuck))
Hellaton: crosses both sets of arms.
The Arena: "...Their. I have been informed I am a priviledged fuck!"
: ((Check ur priveleg
The Arena: *Sound of a checklist being checked*
Jäger Leyline: eh we all make mistakes
Hellaton: ((lol
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: -Check yo-
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Hellaton: .....
The Arena: "Napstablook's champions:"
The Arena: The arena is suddenly filled with the sound of Pepper Steak.
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: ((Oh boy
Gaster: Oooooh, no.
: ((Phones at 3%
MettatonSEX: Oh, fuck me.
Hellaton: ........Whhhhat?
The Arena: "The Spooky Spectres!" The other side of the Arena shows what looks like a transparent ghost Batter, and about 15 random spectres behind him.
Gaster: [sub]Later.[/sub]
MettatonSEX: Meant it metaphorically but okay
Jäger Leyline: (( you need to get a portable power source Slar
The Arena: He's smiling. And the Napstablook behind them in the booth seems perfectly fine. So it's clearly not a big deal.
The Arena: I mean, not all Batters are murder machines, right? It's like a Chara.
: ((I have one, it doesnt fucking fit my phone
Hellaton: does not look at the Napstablook.
The Arena: "It appears Napstablook has hired our resident Musicians to help out!"
Jäger Leyline: ((get one where the cord can be swapped out, has a usb output
: Dab on em
Gaster: thinks for a moment. "So who can take all these people on?"
The Arena: [Duet is assisting Napstablook's Spooky Spectres!]
Jäger Leyline: ((I got like 4 from Ollies before I left the US for like 4 bucks each
MettatonSEX: ......
Gaster: ((I got one for free
The Arena: [Pick your Champion!]
: ((Almost ready to go daddy laharl
Jäger Leyline: ((I got a cylinder one for free but its low ampage
: ((Better wipe em out fast bby
MettatonSEX: [I mean Titania has a Ghost type sword and ghost is supereffective against ghost so it makes sense right]
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Jäger Leyline: you guys need a champion?
The Arena: ((I'll add her stats once this is done))
Gaster: [Let's go with her.]
Jäger Leyline: I'm right here baby
The Arena: [Sponsors may NOT fight in place of a champion]
The Arena: The swordswoman steps out into the arena, immediately putting her sword and shield up.
The Arena: Well, her Aegislash up.
Hellaton: watches the battle, but refuses to look at the other Blook.
Jäger Leyline: oh come on! I'm not a sponsor....
Hellaton: Not Metta, mind you.
Jäger Leyline: just watches the battle instead
Jeska or Jukon: -meanwhile at the bar- The fuck is everyone?
The Arena: The moment the battle starts, Titania dives forward, and the sounds of spectres being defeated goes by fast.
The Arena: Goddamn she's a fucking killing machine.
Gaster: -The puppeteer would be proud.-
The Arena: The Duet intervene, and blast concentraded shrill sound at Titania...
Jäger Leyline: not bad...
Jäger Leyline: kind of hot too....nice ass
The Arena: ...Which hits her shield, and is reflected at the Batter! The Batter falls over from the pain.
Gaster: YEAH!
MettatonSEX: -elbows Jäger-
The Arena: It's Super Effective.
Jäger Leyline: what?
Jäger Leyline: don't be jealous
Hellaton: claps
MettatonSEX: My ass is the best ass out there, darling.
The Arena: A few slices later, and it's fucking over. Titania just has a gash across the side of her from where one of the spectres bit her.
Jäger Leyline: looks at Mettas ass
MettatonSEX: Wonderful!
Jäger Leyline: eh
The Arena: ((Fun Fact:It's entirely possible to bribe your way through the arena))
MettatonSEX: -has a wonderful ass-
Jäger Leyline: sorry I'm not into dudes
Gaster: chuckles. "Your ass is quite wonderful...
MettatonSEX: You're missing out.
The Arena: "The Winner is Titania!"
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Hellaton: nods, agreeing with Gaster. He hasn't spoken.
Jäger Leyline: hey you do you, nothing against that. just not my boat
The Arena: "As a prize, Napstablook has put in one of their own CD's in the pot, as well as 10G!"
Gaster: MMh. I guess so.
Gaster: Hey, nice!
MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful!
The Arena: "Whats this?"
The Arena: The Batter gets up, and walks off the field, towards the champions area.
The Arena: [Champion Unlocked: Batter?!]
: ((Imma use the bathroom quick
MettatonSEX: Uh.
Gaster: Huh.
The Arena: "...That happened."
Hellaton: ...
Gaster: Purifiers can be reliable.
MettatonSEX: Who knew.
The Arena: "Titania's Sponsors also win a...[sub]What is this thing again[/sub]"
The Arena: "Salesman Ticket?"
The Arena: "Wierd."
Hellaton: !
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The Arena: [Salesman Ticket get!]
Hellaton: knows what to use this for!!!!
Gaster: Ooooh.
The Arena: "Seeya later folks!"
The Arena: [Return to Bar?]
Gaster: ((it's redeemable for one whole zacharie
Gaster: [yes]
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Hellaton: [Yes, get away from that Napstablook.]
The Arena: On the way out, Red hands the group 10G, a CD disc with "Live at Grillby's" inscribed upon it, and a ticket.
Gaster: ((HA
MettatonSEX: -takes the CD-
The Arena: [Salesman Ticket(1):One free item from the Salesman, within reason.]
Jäger Leyline: hmm that Red chick, wonder whats under that coat of hers
Hellaton: ((i have the ghost fight track on my ipad
Gaster: ((honestly the heartbreak cover is my favorite
The Arena: Porcelain. Under her coat is Porcelain and ghost.
MettatonSEX: I wonder if your brain thinks of anything other than women.
Jäger Leyline: damn....
The Arena: ((I like the Death By Glamor cover))
The Arena: Like, literally. She's a ghost posessing a porcelain doll.
Hellaton: ((im gonna need to hear that one sometime
Jäger Leyline: well theres the battlefield, but I'm not there right now
Gaster: heads back to the bar.
Jäger Leyline: besides, women are wonderful
The Arena: ((Who wants a hint))
Hellaton: heads back. His hips are swaying noticeably; it helps the syspension.
Hellaton: ((i know what to use the ticket for
The Arena: ((Some champions can be unlocked by literally just asking, maybe you've got some friends?))
Hellaton: ((ooh cool
Gaster: ((Ooooh
Gaster: ((Could we ask some people from other timelines to be champions? I know a few people in the gaston timeline who are itching for action
Hellaton: has not spoken, looks pretty androgynous, and has a nice body and nice features.
The Arena: ((Characters can indeed be champions))
The Arena: ((Jager could be a champion, if, he literally, just fucking asked kek))
Gaster: ((that's who I was thinking of
Hellaton: ((YES
Hellaton: ((YESSSSSS
The Arena: (('Hey can I go fight for wealth and fame' 'Sure just sign this waiver'))
Jäger Leyline: So you need another champion
Jäger Leyline: said that to no one in particular
Gaster: ((If we have time after Slarv's stuff I'll do a scene with her
The Arena: ((Also, Fighting isn't the only way to win))
Jäger Leyline: hops into the arena, " I'm right here baby!
Hellaton: shrugs.
The Arena: ((If you unlock their station, Earth and Air can 'Arrange' things for you))
The Arena: ((Like they can 'arrange' for the next fight to just mysteriously fall asleep mid-fight, or have broken weaponry, or you could bribe them to forfeit.))
The Arena: ((These first few fights were freebies, next up you're gonna have to start thinking))
Gaster: ((as a matter of fact I should look at the Gaston Census I was writing
Jäger Leyline: tough crowd
The Arena: ((Now Imma write up Titania stats))
Hellaton: ((i kind of wanna see awkward flirting with hellaton bc 1. hes gay and 2. he looks very androgynous, and his walk is pretty feminine due to his body's build.
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Jäger Leyline: leaves and return to the bar
Jäger Leyline: ((want Jager to do that?
Gaster: is ready to get the show on the road.
Jeska or Jukon: there you fucks are
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Gaster: looks at the cruise tickets.
: Fabriel and Asuka ask what those are
Jäger Leyline: regroups with Jeska
Jäger Leyline: you gonna go?
Gaster: Tickets to hell.
Hellaton: ((yes
Hellaton: nods
Jeska or Jukon: might as well?
Jäger Leyline: .*
: Fabriel nods, Asuka as well
MettatonSEX: Let's kick ass.
: As: "Apparently that's where we actually hurt him.."
Gaster: I can't wait.
: ((So should I do all 3 fights or just 2
Hellaton: ((doesnt matter
: ((Imma just do 2
Jäger Leyline: ((hella is a mettaton right? beaten up or messed up right?
Hellaton: ((yes
Gaster: ((uf mettaton
Hellaton: ((but hes an underfell metta too
Jäger Leyline: ((don't know anything about underfell
Hellaton: ((he's 8'8", red, four eyes and four arms
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Jäger Leyline: -likely wouldn't be into that
Hellaton: ((also my version of him has curly hair, multiple cracks in his casing, and wider hips than you can believe
Hellaton: well there goes the scenario
Gaster: -four arms, four times the handjobs-
: There's a river near the bar, head there?
The Arena: Titania is in the bar, yeah.
: High Priest Laharl [The Arena] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].
Jäger Leyline: -more like to be weirded out
Gaster: heads to the river. The riverperson's bobbing in their little boat.
Hellaton: decides to follow, so does Metta
: Beside the riverperson is a huge ass yacht
Titania: "I'm going with you guys, he's after Florinia, and I gotta make sure my coworkers aren;t hurt."
Titania: Titania follows.
: Fabby and Asuka follow
Jäger Leyline: goes along
Gaster: -The riverperson seems jealous.-
MettatonSEX: Alright
Jeska or Jukon: -follows too
: Shardy Hernandez is on the yacht, waiting
Titania: ((I'm putting down Titanias stats))
MettatonSEX: -is NEO, btw-
Titania: ((She hits hard but isn't too good at taking hits. Her passive is a feeble attempt to give her some survivability))
Jäger Leyline: ((I might play along though, it'll be quips though
Titania: ((And she has the same problem as Steel where she has barely any SP))
Jäger Leyline: ((gotta wait for the right moment though
Hellaton: ((right
: He takes your tickets, allowing you onto his yacht
Jäger Leyline: ((Jager will use Jukon's stats Slarv
: ((K
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Gaster: looks around the yacht. It's pretty nice.
Jäger Leyline: ((just make a few opporunities from time to time
Erron: ((I don't think Drawing Tablets are right for me when it comes to art.))
Jäger Leyline: ((Jager is kinda modeled a bit after Johnny Bravo
Titania: ((Slarv does Titania look like shit))
Hellaton: looks around as well, twirling his curly locks with a finger.
Titania: "I'm just here to kill this 'renamon fanclub' whoever they are." Titania says, leaning against the side of the yacht once she steps on.
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MettatonSEX: I'm very curious as to how we can all fit on this.
Gaster: Me too.
MettatonSEX: At least two of us are heavier than we seem, so.
Jäger Leyline: fingerguns Titania, "hey there good looking, pretty sweet moves on the battlefield
Hellaton: seems very nervous, his hips accentuated as he puts his weight on one leg.
: Shardy starts the boat, it levitates off the water
: Fabby holds onto Asuka
Gaster: Whooooah...
Gaster: grabs onto Mettaton.
Titania: Titania whistles the shanty. Catchy tune.
MettatonSEX: -grabs Gaster-
Titania: She looks at Jager.
Titania: "I'm a trained fighter, of course i'm good on the battlefield."
Hellaton: grabs the side of the yacht
Jäger Leyline: got some moves myself, care to see them?
Titania: "And don't get any ideas. I'm married."
Jäger Leyline: ....damn
Titania: ((Titania is married to Amaria, the water type Elite Four))
Jäger Leyline: its gonna suck for your husband
Hellaton: ((damn
Titania: "Wife."
: Shardy shoots off through the sky, "I can't believe someone would leave this lying around!"
Jäger Leyline: shit
: ((You just got roasted son
Gaster: snickers a little.
: Barchar is there too if flame ever FUCKING SHOWS UP
Jäger Leyline: well if you two ever want make things interesting
Hellaton: kind of. Leans against the side of the boat, watching Jager.
Jäger Leyline: add a fun guy like me
Titania: "Listen, bucko."
Gaster: looks at Mettaton and whispers, "Do you think he understands the concept of lesbians?"
MettatonSEX: -chuckles at how fucking dumb this guy is-
MettatonSEX: Nope.
Jeska or Jukon: -rolls her eyes-
: The boat lands, quite forcefully on the ground right outside the gates of hell, shops and houses are down the streets, dozens of Asriels are walking the streets. You overhear "Hey, Asriel." "Oh, hi Asriel, how's Asriel?"
Titania: She gives a small cold look. "My wife is currently going through severe depression and is likely crying on the couch while i'm here because i'm not around her. If you think you'll have anything to do with me. Not only is she going to kill you, she's then going to kill me. But it'll be hard cause i'll be covered in your blood from where you busted all the arteries."
MettatonSEX: Damn, roasted.
Hellaton: ....
Titania: ((Amaria is straight up depression, and Titania is basically the only thing keeping her from being a vegetable.))
Hellaton: (([s]so like me and my gf[/s]
Gaster: looks over the side of the boat, then takes a picture. "Neat."
Hellaton: ((that was a joke guys
Titania: ((For a small moment Amaria actually gets the idea that Titania is attracted to the main character, and she goes straight up fucking Yandere))
Jäger Leyline: a simple no would have done fine
Titania: ((And tries to kill you with her level 85 elite four team))
Jäger Leyline: but you are wrong about one thing
MettatonSEX: This looks like soneone's heaven.
Hellaton: nods.
Gaster: disembarks from the boat.
Titania: She scoffs, and walks away from Jager, looking at the gates of hell.
Titania: She jumps off the boat, landing on her feet.
Jeska or Jukon: -gets off the boat-
: The asriels greet the newcomers
Jäger Leyline: follows off the boat too
Hellaton: leaves the boat, waving.
Jäger Leyline: gets off the boat*
Gaster: Hello Asriel.
MettatonSEX: -is right behind Gaster-
: Dozens of Asriels say hello back
Jeska or Jukon: holy shit.....
Titania: ((Imagine flirting with someone and realizing they are both married, and they're not even the right sexuality to have any attraction to you))
Titania: ((It's like the biggest 'fuck' moment ever in flirting))
Hellaton: ((yep
Gaster: takes more pictures.
Jäger Leyline: ((doesn't give a shit
: A smol Asriel nuzzles up to jukon
Hellaton: idly rests a hand on a hip.
Titania: ((Jager is literally johnny bravo))
Jeska or Jukon: is caught by surprise,," whats with al lthe Asrieks
Jäger Leyline: Asriels*
Gaster: We're in Asrihell.
Titania: "If one of them tries to hug my i'm punting him."
Jäger Leyline: ((is, but theres more to him than that
MettatonSEX: This is AsriHell, Michigan.
: An Asriel is standing on a street-corner, looking at the group, he's in lingerie
: An Asriel cop chases him away
MettatonSEX: Toured here once. It was fun.
Jeska or Jukon: this is....weird
Gaster: Really? Why didn't you tell me?
: Well there was a smol child approaching Titania but he's backing up now
Titania: "I wonder if they taste like gogoat, grilled gogoat is pretty tasty." She's clearly joking.
MettatonSEX: You were asleep because you passed out from a project.
: He backs up a bit faster
Gaster: Ah, of course.
Hellaton: looks at her in horror.
Titania: Titania looks at Hellaton. "What? Humans eat cows."
Jäger Leyline: man, you're a buzz kill
: Down the street is the entrance to a ski-lift, a sign reading Mt. Toby next to it
Titania: "And...err...I don't know what you eat."
Hellaton: ........
Gaster: looks at the ski-lift.
: Asuka: That's the mountain
Titania: "Besides, it's not like we kill intelligent ones. Pokemon are put in two groups."
Gaster: It is.
: Asuka: There's a tower on top... that's where Asgore is
Hellaton: writes on a small piece of paper, in script: 'I don't.'
Titania: "Ones that are intelligent, sapient, and one that we've bred to purposefully be nonsapient and emotionless."
Jeska or Jukon: -picks uo one of the smol gotes-
Titania: "You can guess which ones we eat."
MettatonSEX: -is following Gaster and just staying hy him-
Hellaton: .......
Gaster: We need to get up there, don't we?
: Jukon is being swarmed by dozens of smol snuggly goats
Titania: Titania goes to follow MTT and Gaster.
Jäger Leyline: following the group
Jeska or Jukon: -is busy with the smol gotes
: Fab: I guess we use the lift?
Titania: "I can get us a ride, if anyone wants to ride a Skarmory."
Gaster: I guess so.
Gaster: takes the lift.
Hellaton: walks on, in horror. He... really thought the Gogoat was wonderful.
Jäger Leyline: gets on the lfit
MettatonSEX: -takes the lift, next to Gaster
Titania: The gogoat was wonderful. It was intelligent.
Titania: Titania doesn't trust elevators, and just rides her skarmory up.
Hellaton: sits next to Jager, so that he isn't a bother and taking up another seat
Hellaton: is very, very silent.
: An Asriel lets the group onto a lift, it leads up, the asriels wave as they go up the mountain
Titania: ((Jager: Dude, don't manspread.))
Jäger Leyline: not much of a talker are you?
Titania: ((*Everyone stares*))
Gaster: looks at the view.
Hellaton: shakes his head.
Gaster: ... Wow.
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MettatonSEX: Almost as beautiful as you, darling.
Gaster: blushes, then leans against his husband.
GN Austin: -have Austin and Kimmy been with them the whole time? I was testing out my Drawing Tablet, which sucks BTW-
MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster on the cheek.-
Jeska or Jukon: -is with the group and holding a smol Asriel-
: The Highway To Hell [] joined chat.
: Sure, they were
: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.
: The smol asriel is happily being held
Hellaton: writes on a paper he inexplicably has: 'Sorry my hips are so big...........-
Hellaton: ((DARLING HI
GN Austin: -Is holding so many Smol Asriels- THEY'RE SO CUTE OMYGOSH!
Gaster: kisses back.
Alphys: (DARLING HELL!!)
Alphys: (*HELLO)
Alphys: (fuck)
Jäger Leyline: heh, you say that like its a bad thing
: ((That's accurate though
Gaster: ((since guess where the characters are
Erron: (("Darling Hell" neets to be a thing))
Hellaton: raises a brow
Gaster: ((like "hello my dead"
: There's like 5 smol Asriels being cuddled on the lift, it slowly goes up the snowy mountain
GN Austin: -Is trying to hold them all- SO CUUUUUTE!
Titania: Titania is already at the mountain, adnd waits.
: The trees are growing deader as a black tower starts to come into view at the top of the mountain
Kimmy: . . .
Jäger Leyline: ((The elevator is overwieght and they have to throw off the Asriels
Gaster: ... Oh...
Erron: ((NO PLS))
: An Asriel in a parachute sails by the lift, waving
Hellaton: writes, 'What do you mean? I... I assume you're being squished against the seat I'm sorry-
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Kimmy: -Waves Back-
Jäger Leyline: nah your fine
Titania: Titania pats the Asriel on the parachute on the head, from her skarmory outside the lift.
Titania: She's got the equivalent of an air pimpmobile.
Jäger Leyline: but when you got hip like those, you gotta flaunt 'em
Hellaton: 'Oh.......'
: (( Finally ))
: Finally you arrive at the top of the mountain
: (( I am home ))
: The ski lift stops, the doors open
Titania: Titania is already there, sword and shield at the ready.
Hellaton: 'Mettaton does that pretty well...'
: (( and I'm too late, fuck ))
: Asuka: This is it...
Gaster: steps off the lift.
Hellaton: ' means writing
: Lua was there the whole time if you want
Titania: The sleeves/hands of the Aegislash wave around in the air, burning anything they touch with ghostly energy.
Hellaton: gets off as fast as he can
GN Austin: -Tries to carry all the Smolriels off of the lift-
Hellaton: OFF THE LIFT
: The Narrator [] is now Lua [Lua].
: They successfully burn snow, gg
Jäger Leyline: gets off along with Jeska
Erron: ((OOOOOOO))
MettatonSEX: -just follows Gaster-
Gaster: -you gotta take it slow hella-
Lua: snaps back to reality, "...What the fuck?"
: Ahead is a group of neckbearded humans standing in front of the tower door
Hellaton: cringes at the sight of them
Jäger Leyline: oh? is this when we fight
Kimmy: -Floats next to Austin- Are you going to keep cuddling those things, they could be demons... this is HELL after a-- Oh, who're these guys?
Hellaton: steps back, yes his hips sway a lil bit
MettatonSEX: ....
Gaster: Who are these guys?
Lua: "I feel like I've just been forced into a nightmare"
Kimmy: That's what I'm askin.
Lua: "Neckbeards and ski lifts"
Jäger Leyline: keep swaying like that
Hellaton: ...
: Neckbeards: Yo... who are you guys?
Hellaton: covers his face.
Gaster: We're here to kick ass.
Jäger Leyline: people with facial hair then you obviously
: Neckbeards: Uh... we got orders to keep everyone out
Lua: "The religion of the fine shaven, please join our philosophy and shave yourself"
GN Austin: -Is paying no attention to the Neckbeards- I'll name you Cuddles, and you Tommy, and you Kimmy Jr!
Titania: Titania land sdown, recalling her skarmory.
Titania: "I'll stab them if you want."
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Kimmy: Don't name them! They could be evil!
: ((ayy
: ((yya
: ((ayyyyyyy
Gaster: Yeah, and what are you going to do?
Erron: ((Ayy lmao
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I exist))
Titania: "Seriously guys, we're ontop of a snowy mountain. Noone would know."
Jäger Leyline: ((oi
: Neckbeards: Well, we were gonna fight some guy called Florinia, but our boss told us to just guard this tower
Lua: (( My mouse freaked out and I lost control of it"
Jäger Leyline: ((everyone is at hell
Titania: "Oh hey, Florinia, I know her."
: Someone can have come along if you want
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like Satan hell))
Titania: Titania levels her sword. "What's your opinion on Renamon?"
: Neckbeards: You mean sweet senpai?
Lua: (( Michigan Hell ))
Jäger Leyline: whats a Renamon?
Hywel: -He would have opted to not go to hell, thanks.-
Hellaton: writes, still covering his face. 'I have to walk this way............'
Titania: Aaaaand thats when the sword flies at Neckbeard #1, right for the neck.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is too busy with his child.
Gaster: realizes something. "These are the fucking furries."
MettatonSEX: Like, the bad kind.
: You entered battle against the Renamon Fanclub!
Lua: "Oh my god"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yif))
Titania: Titania is in.
MettatonSEX: -is in-
Jäger Leyline: ((time to yif some dicks
: Who will battle?
Titania: ((Tania's FUCKING PISSED))
Lua: "How far down is the bottom of the mountain?"
Jäger Leyline: is in
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Undertail is practically yiff))
Titania: Well obviously Tania.
Kimmy: -Is in-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Mostly, anyways))
Titania: ((I'm imagining the sword flying at them))
Gaster: is in, I guess.
Titania: ((And the whole world shifting into the battle scene final fantasy style))
: Kimmy, Metta, jager, and Tania enter battle!
Gaster: -or not-
: Fight or Act?
Jäger Leyline: too slow on the draw gramps
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gaster tried to get into the fight))
Jäger Leyline: -Fight
Titania: FIGHT
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BUT HE WAS DESTROYED))
Kimmy: FIGHT!
Jäger Leyline: lets kick these guys ass
: What will you do
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's book))
Titania: Shadow Claw the Renamon Fanclub.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hurts me))
Gaster: cheers on his husband.
: They're a collective thing, only one battler I guess
Jeska or Jukon: -hands Jager the Magnum Caster-
Jäger Leyline: fires a #4 shot
Hellaton: holds up a sign. 'YOU CAN DO IT'
Erron: ((Erron: Yes?))
Hellaton: ((it's eren
Titania: ((Everyone yells out 'ERIN'))
Titania: ((I know how its spelled))
Titania: ((In Reborn I found a trainer))
: Titania used Shadow Claw!
Hellaton: ((alternatively, hes secretly a giant robot
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Titania: (("This place is so much more different from the walls.." Techie Armin would like to battle!))
Hellaton: ((omg
Erron: ((Erron: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME!? -Eren walks up- WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG!?))
: It does 160 because I nerfed her attack
Hellaton: ((erron bites his thumb, becomes titan
Titania: Yeah, still respectable.
Erron: ((Giant Gote))
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Hellaton: ((metta fuses to become the tallest bc he pissy
: Jager uses a caster shot, dealing 280
: The Fanclub performs a pelvic thrust at Titania, dealing 480 damage
Hellaton: cringes
Kimmy: Ech.
Jäger Leyline: I always preferred the sword, but a Caster like this? pretty awesome
Jäger Leyline: Hey leave her alone
: Metta used Bullet Heel
Titania: No parry Q_Q
Titania: "...Damn."
MettatonSEX: -used tough as nails-
Titania: "Florina...might've been useful here..."
Jäger Leyline: pulls two short swords out from his knuckle shields
: It do-fuck
Gaster: resists the urge to punch the neckbeards.
: It does 300 then, no crit
Kimmy: Let's take it slow! -Uses Tornado Hold [sub]And that cheesy ass oneliner[/sub]-
Lua: "..What the hell is that kind of attack?"
Hellaton: was he gonna crit
Titania: ((Well if she parried))
: Kimmy uses Tornado Hold
Titania: ((they also take 40 damage))
Titania: ((Wait fuck))
Titania: ((i read that wrong))
: Except she hasn't unlocked it yet
Titania: ((Parry?))
Titania: ((Parry is her passive))
Gaster: A gross ass attack.
Titania: ((King's Shield just guarantees that))
MettatonSEX: -uses Bullet Heel next turn-
: Pick another
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Kimmy: -Attacks-
MettatonSEX: No, it's a gross dick attack.
Titania: Fuck.))
: She deals 15 damage
GN Austin: I GET IT
Titania: ((Here whole strategy is around Parry, now I gotta find something else))
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: What does Titania do?
Titania: Shadow Claw.
: She deals 200
: What does Jager do?
Jäger Leyline: counters
: Jager sets up a counter
: The fanclub rubs out a quickie
: +500 HP
Gaster: Eeeuuugh...
: The Smol Asriels are mortified
Hellaton: would vomit if he could
Kimmy: OH GOD!
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Titania: (( Passive:Sword and Shield:Upon being attacked, 10% chance to hit the enemy for 2XAttack in response. Only works for attacks that make contact with Titania. ))
Titania: ((How's that.))
GN Austin: -Covers the Smolriel's faces- DON'T LOOK
Titania: "...Guys...i'm not doing so well, anyone got some food or something?...
MettatonSEX: Not cool. -says the guy who did that same thing while drunk a decade ago-
Jeska or Jukon: fuck this -leaves
Lua: "...I see why this is called hell"
: Metta uses Bullet Heel, it does 400 damage
MettatonSEX: I think we have a cinnamon bun.
Gaster: Yeah..
: No pls
: Jukon pls
: You're needed in hell
Titania: Next turn Titania uses a Cinnabun.
Titania: "I'll take it."
Lua: "...If I'm in hell for some reason, you're not saying fuck it"
: Kimmy attacks, dealing 15 damage
Titania: Titania doesn't even blink at the quickie.
Kimmy: HMPH!
: Titania uses a cinnabon
: It heals 300
Titania: I mean, if you've seen one horrible person. You've seen them all. And she's seen a lot of horrible people.
Jäger Leyline: /jj you guys are weird
Titania: Also she lives with a housewife with an endless libido.
Lua: "Especially when there's some fuckers here who would probably fufill that request"
Hellaton: /mtt -bullet heel-
: Not the best idea given their only attack does 500 damage
Jäger Leyline: ((why? mrsarp
: But oh well
Titania: I thought those healed mooooore.
MettatonSEX: -those are glamburgers honey-
Gaster: grimaces. "The prostitute isn't here."
: What does Jager do
Jäger Leyline: #4 shot
Titania: Fffffffff[sub]fffffff[/sub]
: It does 280 damage
Titania: Shadow claw.
: gg on wasting an item laharl
Lua: "Could we have just given the furries the prostitue and left them to their bussiness?"
Titania: "Listen...i'm not gonna last long, I need to work on my defense..."
Lua: prostitute*
Jäger Leyline: hey tools
MettatonSEX: The prostitute is fire.
Kimmy: So a Grillby?
Jäger Leyline: I'm right here
: The fanclub shows off their best inflation scat art
Titania: He means the spider prostitute?
Hellaton: falls to the ground.
: Everyone but Metta is scared stiff
Titania: "Oh please, thats just a shiny muk."
Lua: meant any of the prostitutes they know at this point.
MettatonSEX: I've seen worse.
Titania: She refused to mention the fact that shiny muks are blue.
Jäger Leyline: -immune to scared
: Oh yeah
Fellby: -Fellby takes classier clients than this.-
: Jager is good also
: What does MTT do?
MettatonSEX: Shiny muks are blue.
Jäger Leyline: that the best you got?
Titania: "Not in reborn, radiation does things to the pokemon..."
: -Metta keeps Bullet Heeling-
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Lua: "Oh hey, a bullet hell in hell"
: So he does, dealing another 400 damage
Kimmy: -Uses Winged Glory on her turn because BRB- (Which i'm 90% sure she has unlocked, And it's not physical)
Lua: "Why hasn't this been done more often?"
MettatonSEX: Yes that is the joje
Hellaton: *joke
Jäger Leyline: fires a #4 shot
: 2 more turns until the others can move
Titania: ((Winged Glory isn't unlocked.))
Lua: (( yes it is ))
Titania: ((Wait nevermind)
: Jager fires, dealing 280
Titania: ((read her specials wrong, it is, wierd.))
: -Metta just Bullet Heels.-
Fellby: -Besides, the reason why Fellby isn't present is because's he's got a client anyway. A very high-paying client.-
Jeska or Jukon: -looks for items-
: They jack off yet again
Lua: -Is that client worth more than 80g-
: Jukon finds 5 used tissues on the ground nearby
Gaster: goes to help Jeska, trying to ignore the disgusting furries.
Lua: -because we can pay that-
: Gaster finds 2 half eaten glamburgers
Wandering Frisk: -is also bust with a few cilents and the tables
Fellby: -yes, they're paying ten times that-
: And a piece of pie!
Hellaton: curls up on the ground
Kimmy: -Is covering her face in shame-
Gaster: Nice!
: +500 HP
Fellby: -you might get a friend discount. might.-
Lua: "...That's disgusting"
: Metta bullet heels, dealing 400 damage
: 1 turn left
Titania: What if we gave him our arena money.
Jäger Leyline: #4 shot again
GN Austin: -is hiding the Smolriels from this disgusting display-
: He shoots again, 280
Titania: And turned his whole business into a champion ring for champions.
Lua: (( That's what I was talking about ))
Fellby: -stop trying to pay him to fuck furries-
MettatonSEX: Y'all'd've been better off just not being born.
Titania: What about Muffet.
Titania: Or better yet, what if we hunted down Scumster.
: -Metta will Bullet Heel until he no longer can-
Fellby: -scumster is dead-
: They jizz on metta's face, dealing 500 damage - def
Titania: \What if we hunted hi-Oh that gives me an idea.
: -Hellaton incinerated his dust-
: Anonymoose [Alpheus] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: ...Hey, no.
: ((OH BOY
Jäger Leyline: ((that might be pushing it there
Lua: throws Fellby's business card into the arena, wondering what would happen.
Titania: ((*Adds Scumster to the Revive Roulette*))
Alpheus: ((oh dear, more RPGing?
Kimmy: -Feels so fucking bad for MTT- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?
MettatonSEX: Ask first, and absolutely not
: Metta can't bullet heel
Titania: ((Yes. We're...uhh...))
Titania: ((Fighting the))
Titania: ((err))
MettatonSEX: -pulls out a rag and wipes his face off-
Gaster: ((gross furreis
Titania: ((Entire Collective Renamon Fanclub?))
: ((Renamon fan club
Alpheus: ((wait what the darn diddly is this
MettatonSEX: -uses a normal attack then-
: ((A filler battle before the real boss
Titania: ((Hell, Michigan))
: He does 50
Alpheus: (("Filler"
Jäger Leyline: guess you fucks can't fight fair
Jäger Leyline: fires #4 again
Erron: (("Filler" Giggity)
: You can move again!
Titania: Shadow Claaaaawwwwws
Hellaton: ((we cannot revive incinerated dust
: Titania uses shadow claw
Alpheus: ((makes me very uncomfortable when they're attacking with satan's sauce
Titania: ((They've also masturbated mid fight))
: It does 160
MettatonSEX: -uses Normal Attacks-
Titania: ((And pelvic thrusted Titanio into critical health levels))
Alpheus: ((y'all need jaysus
Gaster: ((we do
Erron: ((They whacked their gaks In front of Kimmy))
Erron: ((THis is bad))
: Jager uses a caster shit
: It does 280
Lua: "I fell like we need to go the fuck to church"
Hellaton: ((A CASTER SHIT
Gaster: ((caster shit
Alpheus: ((um
Alpheus: ((er
Gaster: wants to hire a priest.
Alpheus: ((you seem to have goofed up
Erron: ((Talk about a SHIT SHOW
Titania: ((THAT. IS. A TYPO))
Titania: ((We have an in-joke because a while ago MTT ordered three shots of mercury))
Titania: ((Or, well, Three Shits of Mercury))
Hellaton: ((those were both typos, though the mercury one is a meme
Alpheus: ((Mercury.
Erron: ((o yes!))
Hellaton: ((hes a robot
Gaster: ((Mettaton gets drunk off of mercury
Alpheus: ((that stuff's nasty
Hellaton: ((and gasoline
: They show you their worst Gaston bdsm drawings
Hellaton: ((yes but so is bourbon
Titania: ((Flonne got drunk of Netherworld Hell Liquor sooooo))
: Everyone but Jager is scared
Alpheus: ((tastes like elderberries and hamster urine
Gaster: I... what?
Gaster: Disgusting!
: 2 turns left, what does jager do
Titania: "Reminds me of...this youngster I met in the city..."
Gaster: ((what if it's gaston from beauty and the beast
Titania: "What was his name...Garth Joey?"
Kimmy: -Is gonna need a therapist at this point-
Jäger Leyline: fires # 4 again
MettatonSEX: Oh, god, ew, you don't even draw the knots right or my dick right at all! And that anatomy, ugh!
Alpheus: ((it would be less sinful
: Jager deals 280
MettatonSEX: -is Scared bc of how shitty it is-
Lua: points to the business card on the ground in the battle, hoping the furries notice it.
Jäger Leyline: your porn sucks and you should feel bad
Titania: [ACT]
Hellaton: .....
Hellaton: does not look
Fellby: -he's off having fun fuck you-
Titania: [Can we ACT while scurred.]
: No
Alpheus: ((when your RP is more sinful than beauty and the beast lewds you have a problem
: They attack Titania, she's KOed RIP
Hellaton: ((belle is a furry
MettatonSEX: Shit.
Titania: "Tell my wife...she needs counseling..."
: They hit her with the dildo bat from saints row
Jäger Leyline: Titanina!
: What does Jager do?
Alpheus: ((Eugh, furries
Titania: She does the tidus pose from FFX. Where she sticks her sword in the ground and just hunches out.
Jäger Leyline: first #4
Titania: Y'know, that thing that Tidus in FFX does when he's at low health.
Jäger Leyline: Get away from her you freaks
: That he does, they explode
Alpheus: ((oh dear this place is probably full of them have I offended anyone?))
: ((No we know we're horrible people
Hellaton: ((im a furry but you havent offended me
Titania: ((Idk, maybe MV? I know MV has all the kinks))
Hellaton: ((im terrible and i know it
Hellaton: ((i dont have all the kinks
Titania: Titania stands up, pulling her sword out of the ground.
: You gained 20 EXP
Lua: -What kind of explosion was that?-
Titania: "Any leftover food or something? Eugh..."
Gaster: Thank god...
: And they drop some "Au De Renamon"
Alpheus: ((well kinks are like Pokemon and kindergarteners
: It's perfume
Jäger Leyline: tries to help Titania up
Jäger Leyline: are you alright?
Alpheus: ((gotta catch em all))
Kimmy: -Looks fucking [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f1/52/53/f15253ce8d9040265a7453cb83f85736.jpg]TRAUMATIZED[/url]-
Jeska or Jukon: -picks up the perfume
Gaster: looks at his items.
Titania: ((In Pokemon Reborn, Titania gets injured. If you have any candy on you you can team up with her after she's healed from it))
Hellaton: ((feet are gross, inflation is gross, scat is gross, samesize is gross, i can go on about my squicks
: Austin level up Kimmy
Titania: She gets up fine. "Thanks Jager Bravo."
MettatonSEX: -snickers at that
Alpheus: ((I've never heard of samesize
GN Austin: -k-
Jäger Leyline: Bravo?
Alpheus: ((Please elaborate
Hellaton: ((...
Titania: ((Passive:Sweet Tooth:Titania can be revived with healing items or healing moves. No Tissues needed))
Gaster: ((it's vore-related
Alpheus: ((oh my
Hellaton: ((yeah
Titania: ((Can I set it to that since her current Passive is a rush job))
: They also drop 3 frogs on unicycles
: ((Ye
Hellaton: ((where the prey is too large for the pred to reasonably eat in one go, and thats all i will say
Alpheus: ((well, you learn a new thing every day now don't you, love?))
Gaster: It's that boi!
Hellaton: ((im very sorry
: O shit waddup!
MettatonSEX: Nice
Alpheus: ((oh no, I've been playing too much overwatch))
: 3 DANK MEMES added to inventory
Jeska or Jukon: not back there Jager
Titania: ...
Alpheus: ((tracer's vocal quirks are rubbing off on me))
: You totally shouldn't be terrified of how many items I'm giving you
Titania: ((Tracer's butt pose was so horrible))
Jeska or Jukon: -hands him the perfume- you're first spoils
Hellaton: looksat the group, he stands up, happy the furries are gone
: Given there's a boss coming up
Titania: ((And sexist dear god <.<))
Titania: ((/s))
Alpheus: ((let's not get started on that
Titania: ((I love how they remove the 'sexist' pose and replace it with a fucking classic pinup pose.))
Hellaton: ((i have called cashiers darling its ok moose
: The tower is open, Asuka proceeds inside
Titania: ((For a short time I accidently took up Editor's speech patterns when I used to RP him))
Alpheus: ((I really ought to change my name
Titania: ((I called people stupid fucking nicknames and patted them on the head and shit))
Gaster: follows Asuka.
Jäger Leyline: lets go
MettatonSEX: -follows Gaster
Jäger Leyline: follows MTT
Alpheus: ((I go around with this, people might think I'm *shudders* Canadian
Hellaton: follows Jager
Hellaton: ((pfft
Jeska or Jukon: yep -follows Hella
Titania: Titania follows, limping. "Anyone got some healing or food? I'll take a damn piece of candy at this point.
Alpheus: ((in an ironic twist, i feel sorry for canadians
MettatonSEX: We have candy.
Gaster: hands over a glamburger. "Try this."
Jeska or Jukon: I found some tissues, everyone take one
: Inside there's a horde of revenants, shambling about
Alpheus: ((I'm sure that would be funny if I knew who Editor is
Titania: She eats the Glamburger. "Best damn burger i've ever had." It's not, but it works.
Gaster: ... Ooooh...
Titania: "I'm fine, I don't need any damn...tissues."
Titania: ((Editor was a character I RPed a veeeery long time ago))
: Discord officially has 24000 HP
Jeska or Jukon: save them for later
Hellaton: holds onto the nearest person, who happens to be Jager.
Titania: ((He was a godly being with the ability to alter reality, and can be summed up like if John Delancie became a god))
Kimmy: . . .
Titania: ((He was overly happy, tried to help everyone out, and then he died.))
Alpheus: ((i thought we had a no gods standard
Titania: ((And then he came back))
Jäger Leyline: spooky
: The revenants screech, rushing at the party
Gaster: ((he was before the no gods standard
Titania: ((And wiped everyones memories before leaving forever))
Hellaton: ((he was before that rule
: There's a decent 50 of them there
Gaster: rushes to defend his husband.
Titania: ((This was before the rule, and really, 'god' classifies as being overly powerful without handling it well))
Jeska or Jukon: nope
Lua: covers his face.
: Fabriel glares at them, his eyes flash red, they become docile, stopping in their tracks
MettatonSEX: -will defend Gaster and Hella-
GN Austin: -Protects the Smol Gotes-
Alpheus: Alpheus is stalking you. You can notice if you feel like it, I guess.
Titania: ((I've broken the rule a few times, but its about how to handle it. Yes, Flonne totally classified as a god, because she was able to murder everything if she tried. She didn't though, because she's an angel. There was a story already set in place for why she was so powerful, etc,))
Hellaton: holds onto Jager's shoulders, Hella is afraid of these things
Titania: ((Because i'm a Disgaea nerd))
: ((I'm making 2 gods, but you can kill them both
Alpheus: ((it's alrigh, love
Titania: ((It's a really situational thing. It's less of a 'no gods' and more of a 'No edgy as fuck OP beings'
Alpheus: ((blimey there is bloody is again
: ((No Enders The Sinful Knights
Titania: ((No Void arcs.))
: ((Or Blazefires
Gaster: ((geez slarv that's a really old ref there
Alpheus: ((these are names I know
: ((Papa Slarv remembers
Hellaton: ((or shadow the edgehog
Titania: ((I'm kinda surprised we even let B the Sociopathic Amalgam around))
Titania: Titania... slices at one of the revenants.
Jäger Leyline: looks back on Hella, "you ahh...okay there>
: Asuka and Fabby proceed, past the standing still revenants, there's a spiral staircase
Erron: ((Technically Lilith is a god, but shes also not))
Hellaton: shakes his head.
: It doesn't fight back, just gets cut in half and falls over
Titania: Yes, she sliced at them, after they were docile.
: It's not even dead
Alpheus: ((here we go again with letterman
Jäger Leyline: come on lets move,
Gaster: looks up, straightening out his suit. "Let's continue on."
Titania: "Anyone else wanna make a move?" She says just gesturing for everyone to go.
: I've changed this next bit
Hellaton: follows, very afraid.
: Instead of 5 characters at once, I'll be playing 6
Titania: ((Anyway, I reference Editor a lot, as well as his whole 'work'))
: 7 if Barchar shows up!
: Joy!
Lua: follows
MettatonSEX: -gays the suit out-
Jäger Leyline: follows
Alpheus: ((well, I'll make an effort to make my characters extra mortal :D
Jeska or Jukon: also follows
Titania: Titania gays out her aegislash's health by using a potion.
: At the top of the staircase there's an overlook, you're at the top of the tower. A large, ornate crest adorns the wall
Titania: ((For reference, Titania is from a pokemon game called Pokemon Reborn))
MettatonSEX: -is next to Gaster. Both robots' hips sway-
: Asuka: "I think I did... this?"
Titania: "This is like that damn Arceus Cult all over again..."
Jäger Leyline: -gives a light sigh-
: Asuka walks over to the crest, raising her katana to it, it starts glowing red, along with the crest
Hellaton: ((hc: all mettatons walk as if they are on catwalks bc of their bodies
: ((Btw
Jäger Leyline: mutters lightly, "its like they are trying to convert me
Gaster: You do what you've got to do.
: ((Discord has 50 pre-programmed attacks
Hellaton: ((why
: The wall starts to slide away, revealing....
: ((Because this is a hard fight dammit
Titania: "Prosperitas, Pax Pacis, Obseqium. Blessings of the Lord Arceus upon your house." She mutters.
Gaster: ((-it's a statue of a middle finger-
Titania: It's a quote, from El, the arceus cult leader, who she stabbed.
Hellaton: ((there better be no ohkos those are annoying
Alpheus: Alphheus seems a bit impatient but don't take that to me you have to interact or I'll implode like a silly little needy bumpkin!
Alpheus: *mean
Lua: (( she has 49 one hit kos ))
: A beaten, bruised, bloody, Asgore, chained up to a wall, he's only got a tattered robe on, he looks up, squinting in the sun
Titania: At the chains.
: Hotdamn that was a lot of commas
Alpheus: ((that's my fetish, loves
Titania: Tania walks up to the Asgore, and swings her sword...
Gaster: Oh... oh no...
Jäger Leyline: Asgore?!
Titania: She hits the chains.
Lua: "What?"
: They break, he falls to his knees
Jeska or Jukon: not our Asgore Jager
GN Austin: What kind of Bondage Party was [i]HE[/i] in...
: Asgore: "Hah... it's been a long time!"
Hellaton: attempts to hide behind Jager, futilely. It's because he's the closest to him.
Titania: Titania just gets under him and tries to help him up by the shoulder.
MettatonSEX: ...
Titania: "Easy there big guy."
: Asgore stands up on his own
Titania: "Alright, guess you're not completely dead."
Jäger Leyline: just...don't get any ideas back there
: Asgore: "Thank you all"
: Asgore: "Greetings, I am Io"
Gaster: takes off his suit jacket and drapes it over Asgore's shoulders. Granted, there's no chance of it fitting, but beggars can't be choosers.
Alpheus: ((well I guess I'll have to go
: ((Bai
Hellaton: ((ah, cya
Gaster: ((See you
Alpheus: ((this form of RP is very prohibitive for newcomers
Jäger Leyline: so we get a reward for saving ya?
Hellaton: ((hope to be able to rp with you soon
Alpheus: ((How much longer are you doing this
: ((Probably 2 hours-ish
: ((I don't think there's one tomorrow?
Alpheus: ((no way on earth am i staying up until 11
: Asgore: "Oh, I see you have my sword"
Titania: "Well, hello Io."
Alpheus: ((ta ta
Gaster: ((See you.
Hellaton: ((cya
Titania: Tania just holds her sword, in a ready position.
Titania: ((Seeya))
: Io? kneels down next to Asuka, smiling at her
: ((Cya
: Anonymoose's connection timed out.
: Asuka: "Your... sword?"
: Io: "You came because it showed you something, correct?"
Hellaton: is distressed bc of the chains and remembered something bad.
: Io: "I forged this long ago... but there are boundaries on it"
Jäger Leyline: pats Hella's shoulder, "hey calm down there
: Io: "Do you want me to remove those?"
: Asuka nods timidly, handing the sword to Io
Hellaton: writes, 'i cant i cant theres things i cant talk about but they were shit and please i cant calm down'
: Io holds it, it starts to glow
Hellaton: is at least able to write, though it's a bit messier than normal
Jäger Leyline: hey no need to tell me what happened
Jäger Leyline: just uh...keep your eyes closed and I'll guide you?
: Io: "Here you go, chosen one"
: He hands the sword back to her, smiling
Erron: ((Gotta eat guys... CYA))
: The sword is much more ornate now
Hellaton: shuts his eyes, all four of them, writing out a 'tell me when the chains are gone'
Hellaton: ((oh no
: ((Fuckit
: ((It's fine actually
: She takes it, giving it a few swings
: Erron [Erron] disconnected.
Jäger Leyline: sure...just hold on to e
Jäger Leyline: me*
Titania: Tania tosses the chains off the mountain.
: Io: "Thank you all so much, I've been imprisoned here for years"
Hellaton: grabs Jager's arm.
Gaster: Well, it's time for you to be free.
: Io is clearly Asgore, btw
MettatonSEX: Well I'll fight whoever did it.
: There's no mistaking that bara goat-dad
: He looks up at the sky, his face turns to a shocked expression
: Io: "Back up."
MettatonSEX: -backs up-
: Fabby and Asuka comply, looking up at the sky as well
Jäger Leyline: chains are gone, if you see something you don't like just keep them closed
Lua: backs up, slightly tired and out of it
Hellaton: slowly opens his eyes.
Gaster: backs up, looking at the sky.
Hellaton: writes out a thanks
: Three robots are flying towards them, a golden one holding a massive cannon
: One is Discord, the other a bizarre silver bot
Hellaton: is too stressed to talk right now. He either rambles or shuts up completely.
MettatonSEX: Hello, fucklords.
: Discord: "Testing, testing! Here we go old pal!"
Jäger Leyline: pats Hello on the back and nods at him
Gaster: Oh. It's you.
Titania: Titania chucks a rock at one of the not-discord robots. A very big rock.
Titania: To be precise, the golden one.
: The golden one fires the cannon at Io, he's struck by a massive lightning-bolt
MettatonSEX: -backs up-
Gaster: Io!
MettatonSEX: Fuck!
Jäger Leyline: well shit
: Io staggers, falling back to the ground, the silver one lands next to him, the golden one simply shoots the rock, vaporizing it
Lua: "..OK, this is going to be bad, isn't it."
Hellaton: shrieks.
: Silver: "Io...?"
: Asuka and Fabby are ready to fite
Gaster: This is going to be bad.
: Discord: "Well, well, well, looks like it works Yalda"
Gaster: hands his husband a bottle of perfume. "Get ready to fuse."
: The silver bot puts its hand on his face
Lua: grabs his bandanna and prepares to battle.
Lua: or not
: Io begins to dissolve into dust
MettatonSEX: -sprays himself with the perfume like he sprays makeup setter on his face
Jeska or Jukon: oh so now disord wants to fight
Titania: Tania gets her sword out.
: Silver: "I'll see you around..."
Hellaton: looks away.
Jäger Leyline: pulls out two swords
Jäger Leyline: I'm getting paid to kick some ass
Titania: "Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes, Dragons to bones, bones to cinders, cinders to dust, dust to the wind."
: Yalda: "Serves him right.."
Lua: wait is there a party limit?
MettatonSEX: -is ready to fight-
: Yalda: "So, these are the ones?"
: No, because this is a BIG boss
: With 24000 HP
Gaster: ((big boss?
Gaster: ((metal gear?
Jäger Leyline: ((shadow moses?
Lua: does put his bandanna on then, and prepares to fight.
Jeska or Jukon: -still can't fight
: Discord: "Quite the pests, if you ask me"
Titania: ((Actual fucking moses?))
Lua: (( Nanomachines, son? ))
: Yalda: "It works. That's all we need. Finish them off"
Hellaton: will fight Discord, because he wants to fight him
Lua: (( Do you fuck with this senator? ))
: Discord: "With pleasure.."
Hellaton: ((revolver ocelot
Titania: Titania just wants to fight
Titania: ((Inb4 three different fight))
Gaster: wants to fight.
Titania: ((With three groups fighting the silver bot, gold bot, and discord))
: The silver bot is still over Io's corpse
Jäger Leyline: is ready to fight
Titania: ((And when the gold and silver bots go down they get to fight Discord alongside the main group kek))
MettatonSEX: -wants to fight-
: Discord lands, Io flies off
: Shit I mean Yalda
: Yalda flies off
Titania: Io doesn't have a corpse.
: Yalda: "Hmph.."
Titania: He's dust.
: His dust whatever you fucking weeb
Jeska or Jukon: so you're actually gonna fight this time discord? or pussy out like always
Titania: Sorry, the weebs are back at the lift.
Titania: Might be hard to find them, they kinda exploded.
: Discord: "Well, darlings. Since eclipse is ready, it's time to end this pitiful planet once and for all"
MettatonSEX: -Immediate Masenko Ha once battle begins
: "An instant killer of all earth life, wonderful"
Gaster: -yes-
Gaster: You're a sick, sick man, you know that?
MettatonSEX: Oh, darling, just you fucking wait.
: Discord: "But I've still got a show for you"
: Discord: "Let's dance! Once and for all!"
MettatonSEX: I'll give you an unimaginable performance!
: Discord attacks!
: Who will fight?
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl1gwX_CVA plays
Jäger Leyline: is in the fight
MettatonSEX: -will
Jeska or Jukon: -can't fight
Hellaton: will
Titania: SHE IS TITA-NI-A.
Gaster: will fight.
Titania: Yes she'll fight.
Lua: put his badanna on, he's fighting.
Jäger Leyline: ((well can I just use both Jeska and Jager?
Hellaton: i get the reference
: ((Yeah
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska].
Hellaton: will use Multiarmed and Dangerous first
FullArmorJeska: I'm in
FullArmorJeska: ((make 2nd post for Jeska, I can't copy on the sheet for some reason
Gaster: uses an immediate Masenko Ha.
MettatonSEX: -fuses with Gaster-
Hellaton: is jealous and very pleased
Titania: "Let us duel, dragon."
Hellaton: wants to fuse but now is not the time
Titania: "I've stoked the fires, seen more pain than you could know." She leaves out the rest of that song.
Lua: "..No the dragon guy disappeared like a week ago."
Titania: Goddamn i'm making a ton of music references.
Lua: "Actually 2"
Gaster: cooly looks Discord in they eye, making a come-hither motion.
Titania: "...Wait there was an actual dragon?"
Lua: "Maybe 4"
FullArmorJeska: do you ever shut up?
: Are you scared yet bby?
Gaster: -Nah-
: You should be, if you're looking at the sheet
Lua: "I wasn't talking for the last 20 minutes, it's a record."
Lua: "Except not really"
Titania: Titania calls out.
Gaster: -OH SHIT-
: Discord has several areas to attack, head, left leg, right leg, right arm, left arm, body, and afro
Titania: "Everyone focus on one part at a time! The first target is his left leg!"
Hellaton: ((why is gaston not there why is hella not there
Titania: "Focus and destroy!"
: They are...
Hellaton: ((i didnt see at first
Gaster: FIGHT
Titania: Do you really think ACT is gonna do shit here?
FullArmorJeska: fight
MettatonSEX: -FIGHT-
Titania: Steel isn't exactly here to trick the fuck into a glassblower deal or something.
Jäger Leyline: -fight
Lua: "Unless you guys want to hug the moon bot, let's fight"
Titania: Lets go, FIGHT.
: Not until you do a certain something in fight first
Hellaton: FIGHT
: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Hellaton: what the fuck is that
: Before the battle starts, Asuka uses Antembra Buster!
Titania: https://soundcloud.com/dabunky/lose-your-hopes-and-dreams LETS FUCKING DO THIS ))
: Discord is damageable now!
: Discord: "Ohhh my"
Lua: "Wow, you're stealing other people's lines now"
MettatonSEX: -i think we fused prefight-
: High Priest Laharl [Titania] disconnected.
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska].
: High Priest Laharl [Titania] joined chat.
Lua: -You did, it's on the stat sheet already-
FullArmorJeska: and Jager counter
MettatonSEX: Darling, I've been on the scene longer than you can imagine.
Hellaton: ((ok
: Discord does a spin, slashing with his claws
: Your DEF is nullified!
Gaster: I - oh, come on. That's just a dick move.
: For 5 turns at least
MettatonSEX: Cunt.
Titania: [url=https://soundcloud.com/glitchxcity/mystery-dungeon-primal-dialga-remix-vii] "Dragon, I challenge you." [/url] Shadow claw.
: What does Jager do?
: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] disconnected.
Lua: "...I spent 50G on that armor"
: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] joined chat.
Jäger Leyline: -counters
: And jukon
FullArmorJeska: counters
: They both counter
Hellaton: ((hella hasnt fought today he should have full sp
: Since they didn't heal their sp they're out of sp rip
FullArmorJeska: ((Jager is
Titania: "Focus the left leg!"
: Or, jager is yeah
Titania: "Altogether! Take down one part at a time!"
FullArmorJeska: ((picked up a perfume though
: Titania dragon claws the left leg
: ((Used it on metta
Titania: We've got the perfume from the Arena.
: Oh yeaaaah
FullArmorJeska: ((and I picked up the one from the renamon group
MettatonSEX: -used the mtt perfume not the renamon one-
: You've used one, then
: Anyway, titania deals 160 to the left leg
Titania: Shadow claw, but dragon claw works too I guess
: woops
Titania: Titania seems to have her own personal music. Fitting.
: but she's level 2 she's only got 1 special unlocked
MettatonSEX: \We bullet heel the fuck out of him since we have full sp-
Gaster: \Alright.\
Titania: Shadow Claw. It's her first special.
Titania: (( https://soundcloud.com/glitchxcity/mystery-dungeon-primal-dialga-remix-vii ))
: Oh yeah
MettatonSEX: \Until he falls that is
: Discord unleashes a furious round of missiles, dealing 100 to every party member
: Discord: "How's that, sweetums?"
Hellaton: winces
Gaster: Agh! What the fuck?
Titania: Tania just shrugs that off. "My wife hits harder in bed!"
FullArmorJeska: and Jager are countering
MettatonSEX: I hit harder in bed.
Hellaton: ((WOW
Lua: "...Now I just feel like I've made no progress in life compared to you guys"
Gaster: \mettaton oh my god\
Hellaton: ((just read ur thing metta and titania think alike
Titania: ((They should start a club))
MettatonSEX: \i didnt realize i said that out loud\
Hellaton: ((the sadomasochist club
: Wowee
Titania: (('Gay sadomasochist club'))
Titania: ((Well, Tania isn't a masochist))
Titania: ((Amaria is just kinky))
: They counter what?
Hellaton: ((mettas pan so the bdsm club
FullArmorJeska: ((the attack discord made
Titania: ((No confirms on whether or not Tania is a sadist or not.))
: Yeah but what body part do they hit
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Titania: "Focus the left leg, lets go go go!"
FullArmorJeska: ((left leg
: They do 240 damage to whatever it is
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Titania: She's running her sword through the ground, kicking up snow and generally ruining the mountain.
: What does Gaston do?
Hellaton: Multiarms the left leg
Gaster: \bullet heel, my dear?\
: Oh yeah bullet heel
MettatonSEX: -Bullet Heel, left leg-
MettatonSEX: \Yes, darling.\
: They do 760 dmage
Lua: scans Gaston.
: Lua scans gaston
FullArmorJeska: ((can we do summons? or is that DD only?
: ((DD only
Lua: (( Azazel, come to hell! Azazel goes to actual hell. ))
: Discord: "Oh? I don't like your attitude, missy"
Titania: "And I don't like your fashion sense."
: Discord summons fireballs, dealing 340 damage to Titania
Gaster: God, those colors together? You're so garish.
FullArmorJeska: ((brb, Jager uses perfume and Jeska does counter next turn
: +burn
FullArmorJeska: ((bathroom
Titania: It's Super Effective!
MettatonSEX: Seriously, darling, your fashion is terrible.
Lua: "The guy in the bandanna and helmet is not going to question the robot's fashion sense"
Titania: The girl in the stylish as fuck red and silver WILL question the fashion sense though.
MettatonSEX: Any god that exists hates your fashion sense.
Titania: Titania eats a glamburger next turn.
MettatonSEX: -The stylish glambot fusion will ridicule the assbot's fashion sense.-
: Hellaton uses multiarmed and dangerous on the left leg
Gaster: they're hotter anyway.
Hellaton: will stay silent, just silently being pretty hot, considering his body.
Titania: "Hey guys, don't waste any tissues on me, just use some candy and i'll be good to go..."
: It does 400
MettatonSEX: -Wil also reference songs while doing it.-
Titania: ((In Reborn, Tania gets injured in a sewer, if you have any food item like ice cream or candy you can give it to her and she's suddenly fine))
Titania: ((I had nothing but a peppermint and she was fucking fine.))
Lua: -10/10 -IGN-
Jäger Leyline: pretty hard to concentrate with theres such a fine body right next to me
Jäger Leyline: when theres*
: Tania takes 25 burn damage!
Titania: ((Of course, if you have candy and don't give any she calls you a selfish douchebag and stabs you))
Titania: You never specified she was burned.
Titania: GTFO asshole.
: Yes I did
: +burn
Gaster: -yes he did-
: You fucking scrub
Hellaton: 'is that referring to me'
Lua: -Yeah he did-
: Get off my lawn
Titania: Okay, didn't see that. <.<
Titania: This isn't a lawn
: b&
Lua: -Stop being blind-
Titania: This is a mountain
Jäger Leyline: -said that to Hella
: -and give me a raise FFS-
Titania: Glamburger if Tania is, y'know, still standing.
Hellaton: writes 'i...... i'm flattered but......... hhhh'
: Discord shoves his claws into Lua's chest, dealing 260 damage
Jäger Leyline: shhh.... let me appreciate those hips
: Jager uses the perfume, Jeska counters again
Lua: "I do not like this position very much"
Lua: "Being stabbed is not fun"
: What does Tania do?
Hellaton: makes a brief glitchy noise before he actually speaks, in a deep, distorted voice. "Plllllease stop looking at me that way I apppppppreciated your hehehelp earlier but thththis is making me uncomfortable"
Titania: (( http://www.pokemonreborn.com/images/wallpaper/titania/titania1600x1200.png I mean, the aegislash kinda clashes with the red and silver))
Titania: ((But damn if she doesn't have the best hair in the game))
: Discord still has his claws in Lua, btw
Hellaton: has a distinct masculine voice
Titania: Glamburger.
Jäger Leyline: ahhhh..........sure......
: Titania eats a burg, her HP is restored!
Lua: "Are you going to let go?"
MettatonSEX: \Keep using Bullet Heel.\
Titania: ((She does, actually))
Hellaton: I'm sssssssorry..........
Hellaton: ((nice
Gaster: \yep\
Titania: ((Reborn's Aegislash's are silver and black, with a large red 'bloodstain' across the front of them))
Jäger Leyline: you mind getting your claws out of him
Hellaton: ((ah
FullArmorJeska: ((or was it her?
FullArmorJeska: ((shit
Hellaton: ((lua is a dude
Titania: ((Well, shiny ones atleast))
: He hoists Lua into the air by his claws, throwing him at Titania
: Lua takes 50 damage, Titania takes 150
MettatonSEX: ...Wow. Rude.
Titania: Titania shrugs that off. "Once again, Amaria throws things at me too, they hurt more."
Gaster: ... Wow, I've said this before, but you're really an ass, huh?
: Lua is paralyzed!
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
: Gaston uses Bullet Heel!
: ((ayy bitch
Hellaton: ((there you are
Lua: "...are you fucking serious"
Barchar: (sorry had dnd)
: Barchar is there
Barchar: (what have I missed)
: Asrihell
: And we're in the discord fight rn
FullArmorJeska: ((fake world does not trump other fake world
Barchar: yeah sure why the fuck not
Barchar: wait WGAT
Barchar: uh okay
FullArmorJeska: ((k
: Ur not
FullArmorJeska: ((jk*
: Everyone else is
Gaster: ((barchar: shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks
: Gaston deals 760 damage to the left leg, it stops working!
Gaster: Fuck yeah!
Jäger Leyline: hey not don't go limp on us pal
: Lua is paralyzed and can't move for 4 turns
Titania: "Right leg! Take down the right leg!"
MettatonSEX: Your show doesn't have a leg to sand on.
Hellaton: *stand
Barchar: fell asleep, and nobody even thought to wake her up for this. Assholes. She came over as fast as she could.
: Discord shrugs, pulling off the leg and cocking it
Gaster: Ooooh, shit.
FullArmorJeska: when they say break a leg, doesnt actually mean break it
MettatonSEX: I mean it that way.
: Discord uses bullet heel on Gaston! It does 450 damage
MettatonSEX: Wow, rude.
Gaster: Gah, fuck...
Lua: "OK, stealing things is my thing!"
Lua: "..I just can't do that thing"
Jäger Leyline: shouldn't we kill the body?
Hellaton: ...............
: Shouldn't you kill the head which has as much hp as the legs?
Gaster: -We should.-
Hellaton: Thththe heeeeead...
Lua: "Which one?"
: What does Hellaton do?
Gaster: Which one - YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!
Hellaton: aims a Multiarmed at the head
Lua: "I'm paralyzed, I have to do something to pass the time"
: Hellaton uses multi-armed and dangerous
MettatonSEX: Sing Paralyzer.
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
: It does 400 damage
Lua: "I hold on so nervously To me and my drink"
Titania: "Alright, the head!"
Lua: "I wish it was cooling me But so far, has not been good It’s been shitty"
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Lua: (( I looked up the lyrics, I've never heard of this song before )
: Discord's leg blows up, his arms take 200 damage each!
Hellaton: ((its gud
: Titania takes 25 burn damage
Gaster: Hah, that's what you get!
Lua: "And I feel awkward, as I should This club has got to be The most pretentious thing"
Lua: "Guys, is this helping or should I just stop"
: Discord: "Ugh.. Yalda is an AWFUL designer"
Lua: "Because I have no idea what I'm saying right now"
MettatonSEX: It's neutral, I just was making a joke.
Titania: What the fuck did Tania do to deserve all this.
: What does Jeska and Jager do?
: Have bad rng
: 3 turns until Lua can move yay
Titania: "Listen, do you got a thing against me or something? I've only insulted literally everything about you."
Barchar: "...wait, we're fighting now? Dammit."
Titania: "And your fashion sense."
Titania: "And I kinda threw a rock ast you."
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Titania: "Oh, and I scratched your metal before..."
Lua: "I'm the one paralyzed on the floor, you realize that right?"
Titania: "Really, I don't get it."
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Lua: "At least you can fight back with your hell"
Titania: "Oh shut it metal boy, just take some damn chewing gum."
FullArmorJeska: fires # 4
Titania: In Reborn, chewing gum cures paralysis.
Jäger Leyline: -counters
Lua: "Metal Boy?"
: Discord: "Dear, your sword clashes horribly with your hair"
Titania: "You've got metal on you."
: Discord: "That's my problem"
Titania: "What the hell do you mean?"
MettatonSEX: And your hair looks like a cat threw it up.
Titania: "This is red and silver, it
: Jager counters, Jeska shoots, dealing 280
Titania: "It's even got a bloodstain."
Lua: "You're really going to go there, red head?"
Titania: Shadow claw the head.
Jäger Leyline: think he likes you Titiania
Gaster: Your hair looks like a cotton candy accident.
Titania: "For your information, the red is natural. And the silver is literally blades in my hair."
: Titania shadow claws, dealing 200
MettatonSEX: Your hair looks like something out of a knockoff children's book.
: woops i mean 16-
: 160
Titania: She turns to MTT "Excuse me?"
MettatonSEX: -this is to discord btw-
Gaster: But, oh my! Who does your nails?
Titania: Oh.
Titania: Nevermind.
Gaster: Because you should fire them.
: Discord: "Says the cheap jojo knock off"
: Discord pantomimes taking off a glove and slapping gaston
: it does 1 damage
Gaster: Hmph! At least we have taste.
Titania: [url=https://soundcloud.com/retro_specter/pokemon-xy-remix-vs-champion-diantha] "Good job wasting your turn." [/url]
: The Highway To Hell [] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: Again, says the MTT knockoff you find at a shitty yard sale.
Titania: "Listen, buddy."
Titania: "Bud."
Titania: "Buzzo."
Titania: "You look like Miror B got into a car accident."
Lua: (( Wow, I get fucking launched and paralyzed while Gaston gets a very light slap ))
Lua: (( -DamnDude flips off RNGesus- ))
: The Highway To Hell [] joined chat.
Barchar: (titania has played Pokémon xd apparently)
Titania: ((Titania is FROM pokemon))
Titania: ((She's from Pokemon Reborn to be exact))
Barchar: (well I guess that explains it)
: What does gaston do?
Barchar: (though I dunno how canon C)
MettatonSEX: You look like Miror B fucked a cotton candy machine and the baby was so ugly it became you.
Gaster: \Bullet heel, my dear?\
Barchar: (xd is)
Titania: ((Reborn is a fangame thats extremely well done))
MettatonSEX: \Yes\
Titania: ((XD is 'Canon'))
Titania: ((It's mentioned in X and Y by a random NPC))
: They bullet heel the head, it's a crit!
Titania: ((Well, more of a reference.))
Hellaton: mt -Bullet Heels the face\
Titania: (("Have you ever heard of shadow pokemon? Nasty things!"))
: It does 2280 damage, his head-piece is cracked
: Discord: "Oh my... this won't do."
Gaster: Yeah!
MettatonSEX: Ohhh, yes it will.
Barchar: (well, that's fair enough)
: Discord: "You've gone and broken my head"
Titania: "I swear to god if you take off your head and use it as a bowling ball."
Gaster: -It's that breathy, mtt-brand "Yeah".-
MettatonSEX: It's an improvement.
Titania: "I'm going to kick it off this mountain."
: Discord: "Not quite"
Barchar: (I thought reborn was edgy enough to cut titanium tho)
: Discord: "But I will take it off, can't go around with broken mechanics"
Titania: ((It really is.))
Titania: ((Reborn is edgy as fuck))
: Discord reaches up, pulling the head-piece off
Hellaton: flips Discord off.
Titania: ((But its good edgy))
: Erron shakes his head a bit, smiling at everyone
Titania: "Hey now, don't lose your head over it."
: Erron: "I never liked this look"
Titania: "Personally, I think this is an improvement." She has no idea who Erron is.
Hellaton: With all four hands
Gaster: me's eyes just kind of... bug out.
: Erron: "But the old head works just as well"
MettatonSEX: What the shit.
Titania: ((Here, lemme find a picture of Titania that I use for everything))
Gaster: ... Oh my god.
Lua: "...wait what"
Titania: (( http://www.pokemonreborn.com/images/wallpaper/titania/titania1600x1200.png ))
Hellaton: .......
Titania: ((Erron: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO))
: Erron smiles wide
FullArmorJeska: Erron?
MettatonSEX: i didnt see that what
: Erron: "Such an improvement, can't be too much fun for him, though"
Gaster: shows Mettaton the memory.
: Erron slashes Jukon across the chest, dealing 200 damage
MettatonSEX: Oh my.
: Erron: "Let's have some fun!"
Titania: "Hmph, you're a parasite."
FullArmorJeska: is countering
Titania: "A vile disgrace to honor in every form."
: It gets countered
Lua: flips off Erron
: Dealing 240 damage to what?
Barchar: "Oh. I see." she smiles. "Interesting."
Lua: "Go for the other head now!"
FullArmorJeska: -body
: There is no other head you jackoff
: It does 240 damage to the body
Lua: (( I know :P ))
Titania: "FUCK THIS."
: What does Hellaton do?
Gaster: nods. "RIGHT."
Hellaton: Heeled Wounds to the body, remember the Crying chance
FullArmorJeska: the fuck do you think you are doing Erron?
Lua: "Wait do you mean right as in correct or right as in aim for something on the right?"
Hellaton: also multiarmed has a 25% chance to hit twice rn so
: It does 450 to the body
Jäger Leyline: hit the body everyone!
Titania: [url=https://soundcloud.com/glitchxcity/x-and-y-champion-diantha-remix ] That isn't our friend. Your friend is being controlled, he's a husk. Being used by that parasite. [/url]" ACT
Gaster: ACT
MettatonSEX: [can we act and try to rip erron from the body]
FullArmorJeska: ACT
Hellaton: ACT i guess
: That's enough votes
Titania: [Attempt to shove Discord off the mountain.]
: No, that would be an attack
: You can do anything that's non-aggressive
Titania: [Damnit.]
Fresh: (looks like some unfresh dudebro is stealing. My. Schtick. Ain't that uncool?)
Gaster: [Try to remind Erron who he is.]
Titania: Who the fuck are you.
MettatonSEX: [Attempt to remove Erron from the body]
: Metta tries, but fails, the body's still got plenty of HP afterall
FullArmorJeska: [remind Erron about Jukon's and his time together
: Erron: "Name's Girull, servant of lord Yalda"
: Erron: "The host? Don't know, some random kid we picked up"
Gaster: No, your name is Erron! You picked that name yourself!
Titania: [Insult] "You're a damn disgrace, letting yourself be used like this, pull yourself togethor or i'll pull you apart myself..." She levels her sword, ready to fight and seemingly more energetic.
: What does Jeska say?
Hellaton: [Flip off this fuck with all four arms]
Titania: [Attempt to use Aegislash to steal Erron's soul out.]
Titania: Kek.
Lua: [do nothing because he's on the floor in pain]
Titania: [Alright, do that next time.]
: Lua is paralyzed for 1 more turn after this
FullArmorJeska: Erron? you're in there, you gotta fight this guy.
Titania: "..."
Titania: "THATS A GUY!?"
FullArmorJeska: Erron used to be Jukon's husband
FullArmorJeska: before she died
Titania: "I mean, damn, i've seen feminine guys." Fern. "But DAMN you
Titania: "You're the posterchild for 'Dude looks like a lady'"
MettatonSEX: -exists-
Hellaton: ....
: Erron winces in pain a bit, then goes back to his wide smile, slamming his hand down on Hellaton and dealing 400 damage to Titania
Gaster: is in Gaston right now. He just kind of. Looks at Titania.
Titania: Titania knows, she's just trying to rile Discord up.
MettatonSEX: -gently nudges Titania with his heel.-
: She's KOed
MettatonSEX: Don't.
Titania: "I know, someone pass me a candy." She does the tidus pose.
: Discord: "This isn't the 80's, lady."
Jäger Leyline: and she thought I was the arrogant one
Titania: "[sub]I know he's a guy, i'm just trying to get his attention so he'll stop beating the shit out of robot boy over there.[/sub]"
FullArmorJeska: -ACT
Gaster: [act]
Titania: ACT.
Lua: is it this turn or next turn I come back
: This turn bby
Barchar: (I almost wish I hadn't practically abandoned fresh so he could meet this fuck)
Titania: "For your information."
: That's 3 votes for act
Lua: [Act]
MettatonSEX: [Wants to fite]
: And 2 for fight
MettatonSEX: Still.
: But there's a fourth
Titania: "It is the 80's in the Reborn timeline"
: Therefore
Titania: [FIGHT]
Gaster: [Gaster can feel this.]
: You ACT
: What are your actions?
: Oh, so it's a tie
: Meaning the first goes
MettatonSEX: [Roll half his eyes]
: ACT it is
Jäger Leyline: ACT
Titania: [If poossible, try to steal soul with Aegislash]
Gaster: [Ask Erron about all the friends he made.]
Lua: (( Question, considering Scan isn't agressive, can I technically still get away with it? ))
Titania: [Or better yet, eat a fucking candy.]
: ((Sure thing
Jäger Leyline: -give Titsanina a tissue
: Titania would eat a candy, but she can't use items since she's KOed
Lua: [scans Erron]
MettatonSEX: [Just say the same shit Gaster does]
Titania: That works.
Titania: "Y'know, I don't need a Tissue. But I appreciate the thought."
: She's revived by the tissue
Titania: [ACT] [Attempt to steal soul with Aegislash.]
Gaster: ((she needs a tissue 'cause she's having issues
: Titania doesn't steal it, but it does pop out, it's cracked and white
: Lua scans Erron
Gaster: Oh...
Hellaton: mtt
Hellaton: oh.
Titania: "...So anyone gonna grab it?"
MettatonSEX: Oh
FullArmorJeska: Erron you remember why you choose Erron? its from you favorite video game, Mortal Kombat. You wanted to be like him, revolvers and all. You were always plaing games with Jukon, she loved it
Hellaton: ((that was metta ffff
: Erron winces in pain again, "N-ngh.. J-j.."
: He grabs his soul
Titania: "Let me tell you something, idiot."
Jäger Leyline: your welcome btw Titsaina
Hellaton: ....
Titania: "In my world, we don't use guns, swords, the like."
Titania: "Our pokemon can do that themselves."
: She now is the proud owner of a welcome
Gaster: holds his breath. Is it working?
: What does Gaster say?
Titania: "Do you know what an Aegislash is?"
Gaster: Erron... don't you remember your friends?
MettatonSEX: -they have no lungs-
Gaster: Don't you remember having such good times with us?
Gaster: Don't you remember?
: Erron: "Hah. Kid's dead. There's nothing left, we made su... ngh..."
Titania: "It's a ghost type, that can steal the souls those who wield it or those who it cuts, I suggest you stand down before I get the lucky hit."
: Erron winces again
Gaster: I think we're getting through1
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: He looks back, angrily, grabbing Hellaton and throwing him off the mountain
Jäger Leyline: im starting to regret reviving you
: Hellaton is KOed and removed from the fight!
Titania: Tania releases her skarmory.
Titania: "Go get him."
Titania: It flies off to chase Hellaton.
Titania: She ignores Jager.
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
: He landed on a pile of floofy gotes, or... a pile of dust now
Lua: "...I'll alright, you seem like you want to have fun"
Gaster: -oh no-
Titania: Skarmory, if possible, picks the robot up and flies it back to the mountain.
: Titania has already ACTed this turn
: Do that next ACT
: Now, ACT or FIGHT?
Titania: Damnit <.<
Gaster: [Fight]
Hellaton: groans, pushing himself up... and promptly screams. Also, he is even more damaged.
Jäger Leyline: sunvabitch
Lua: [fight]
Titania: "Fuck you. Lets hope Skarmory finds him." FIGHT.
FullArmorJeska: Fight
Gaster: -gee good thing gaster's working on that body-
Titania: Skarmory flew off, but won't find Hellaton until the next ACT.
FullArmorJeska: don't kill him guys
: You've still got nobody shoots like gaston, just so you know
Titania: Shadow Claw the body.
Gaster: Oh, no, I'm just weakening him down.
: Not pushing anything just... use it or we'll be here all night
MettatonSEX: [We will use that instead actually fuck it]
FullArmorJeska: counters
: Jeska counters, what does Jager do?
MettatonSEX: -is pissed that he hurt Hellaton-
Jäger Leyline: uses #4 shot unless he can magically use a #10
FullArmorJeska: its not you I'm worried about Gaster
: He uses the 4, dealing 280 damage
MettatonSEX: -no one shoots like gaston-
: Titania shadow claws
FullArmorJeska: I just bought a #10 shell and I left it at home
: It does 200
: Erron seems enraged
: He rips his other leg off, using it as a club on Lua, Lua is KOed
Gaster: LUa!
FullArmorJeska: damn it Erron
: Since both his legs are gone, Discord loses one of his moves per turn
Jäger Leyline: you alright dude?
Lua: flips off RNGesus, except not really.
: Erron: "Ngh... f-fuck you"
Lua: "...I'm starting to really... dislike Erron"
: Nobody shoots like Gaston is used!
Lua: "As in... I'm having trouble finding... the redeemable qualities"
: A
FullArmorJeska: thats not him, Erron was a sweet person,
: The body is fucking REKT
: He loses another move, he coughs up some oil
Titania: She just stares at this.
Titania: [sub]"What does it mean..."[/sub]"
Gaster: ((slarv out of curiosity how much did that do
: ((14250
FullArmorJeska: take out the afro next
Gaster: ((HOLY TITS
Lua: "Yeah, tell me about it... at a time I could possibly care"
Titania: [ACT]
: Erron coughs, "N-no!"
Titania: [ACT]
FullArmorJeska: fight
Gaster: [act?]
: It's decided by vote, btw laharl
Titania: I know.
MettatonSEX: [FIGHT]
FullArmorJeska: actually ACT
Jäger Leyline: ACT
: The body looks removable now
MettatonSEX: [ok act]
: What are your actions?
Barchar: u better act u fused motherfucker
Gaster: [remove gote]
Titania: [Skarmory finds Hellaton, carries them back into the fight.]
Hellaton: is a him my dude
FullArmorJeska: pulls Erron out of the suit
Hellaton: is in shock
Titania: ((I use 'them' for every gender geez. If I'm specifically referring to neither male or female i'll also either use Them or Mxem/mxer/etc.))
: Jeska takes the metal plating off, revealing a cyborg gote inside the metal chassis
FullArmorJeska: you're coming with me kid
Hellaton: is cracked so hard that some more of his casings fall off, specifically on his shoulders, boots, chest, and thighs.
: She lifts him out, he growls, standing up and grabbing her by the neck, throwing her down. 100 damage
: Erron still wants to fight, he's growling
FullArmorJeska: countering*
FullArmorJeska: countering?
Gaster: Come on, Erron...
: Erron is countered, dealing 120 damage
Hellaton: ((i understand but hella and metta are both specifically male
: Erron: "I AM GIRULL"
: Erron: "ERRON IS DEAD"
FullArmorJeska: no you are a faggot that is possessing him
Titania: ((Yes. But it's simply how I type and how my thoughts run. As they and them sound more proffessional in my opinion and are better for describing))
FullArmorJeska: and you're gonna let him go
MettatonSEX: ...
Titania: ((They and Them have always been neutral and usable for every gender term in the book))
Gaster: Hey, watch it with the slurs.
Lua: "Oh, I thought you were trying to say you were a girl for a moment.... you had me worried there"
Barchar: (using 'tgem' does not imply that it is the pronoun they identify as)
: Erron snarls, wincing again
Barchar: (well, necessarily. )
: What are everyone else's actions?
MettatonSEX: Listen up fuckface.
Hellaton: ((its just way easier to use the pronouns someone actually uses
Titania: ((I use They and Them so I don't fuck up and keep calling Napstablook a he. Like I do every damn time they come into the RP))
Titania: ((Or I get a character's gender wrong, They and Them are applicable no matter what))
MettatonSEX: Don't say that.
Gaster: attempts to calm Erron down.
: He shakes him off
Titania: ((It's 'way easier' to just use the purposefully gender-neutral terms for every gender.))
FullArmorJeska: we need to weaken him down a bit
: Erron's cyborg body is already damaged, a bit, it's got claws
Hellaton: ((i dont understand that method and it does not work for me
: Erron: "Don't say.."
: Erron: "Don't..."
Hellaton: ((i use they/them until otherwise specified
Titania: ((Then don't use it. But it's a method that works for me, so I don't get abruptly called out to check my priviledge))
Hellaton: ((im sorry for starting this i just didnt understand
Barchar: (I think that 'they' is a perfectly acceptable term for use in any situation, not just in those of uncertainty.)
: What are the rest of your actions
MettatonSEX: [already removed the body]
Titania: ((It's fine, I just use they and them for everything. In Character i'll generally use gendered pronouns))
: Oh, ok
FullArmorJeska: Jager help me hold him down
Titania: [Already brought Hellaton back]
Jäger Leyline: -pins Erron
FullArmorJeska: ACT
Jäger Leyline: ACT
Gaster: [Act?]
Titania: ACT
: That's an attack, bro
: Jager actually doesn't
: What are your actions this turn?
MettatonSEX: [ACT: Revive Hellaton]
Titania: "Someone get a jar or something. Unless you'd rather Aegislash hold onto it."
Gaster: [ye]
Titania: [Take Erron's soul for safekeeping.]
: Hellaton is revived
MettatonSEX: Hellaton, are you okay?
Hellaton: .......No.
: Laharl although that is technically possible with ACT, it doesn't really... work
FullArmorJeska: Don't even think about Titania
: For this scenario at least
Gaster: Tell you what: After this we go home.
Titania: It worked before.
: I just wanted to show the soul
Hellaton: stands up, pieces of his body falling off. Big ol' chinks of colored metal fall.
: Not have it taken
: That would kill erron
Titania: I guess I shouldn't try to beaty the system anymore.
Lua: feels like making a joke about how they revived the clone character with Act, but he holds it back.
Gaster: Aaannd I get to work on the body.
Titania: [Okay, lemme think of something else]
FullArmorJeska: Erron listen to me
: He glares at Jeska
MettatonSEX: Oh no, oh no.... don't worry, darling, it'll be okay soon.
FullArmorJeska: takes off her helmet
: His eyes widen
Titania: [Assuming Erron is out of the body, chuck the cyborg body off the mountain so he doesn't end up getting back in it and fucking us all up.]
: Erron: "No... he's DEAD"
FullArmorJeska: I know you, after to died I told you to never give up no matter what
: That works
FullArmorJeska: after I died*
: Titania does that
: It falls down
: Killing dozens of small goat children playing in the snow
Lua: feels like people are just going to forget he was KOed.
: There's a large explosion at the base of the mountain
Titania: She'll have skarmory fetch that later. Could be useful for something.
Barchar: glares at titania.
Hellaton: [ACT: Be in pain, but smile anyway at the reassurance from his crush. Good thing he's not full of steam rn.]
FullArmorJeska: and you still that that locket I gave you
Gaster: I...
FullArmorJeska: you're wearing it right now
: He does, actually
Gaster: \Darling, do we have more tissues?\
Hellaton: [....technically both of them but]
: Erron glares, grabbing it and pulling it off his neck
MettatonSEX: \I think.\
Titania: She goes and sits by Lua. "Need some help? I think the battles over."
: Erron: "Ngh... no..."
Gaster: \We probably should revive lua...\
: Erron: "This doesn't mean... anything"
Lua: "Help would be nice"
: Erron: "He's dead"
FullArmorJeska: don't give in to him, Jukon and I believe in you
MettatonSEX: \I used my act.\
MettatonSEX: \You do it\
: Erron attempts to throw it on the ground, but his arm stops, he shakily lowers it, opening it
: Erron: "..."
Lua: (( Aren't their actions one due to being Gaston? ))
Gaster: [act: revive lua]
: That they do
Gaster: [well it's worth a shot]
FullArmorJeska: -it would be the picture of Jukon and Erron
FullArmorJeska: She loved you,
Titania: Hellaton uses his act to smile.
Titania: mfw.
MettatonSEX: -sorta, metta or gaster can take total control-
: Erron backs up, looking mortified
: Erron: "No.."
Hellaton: thats a rare occurance shut your face
: Erron: "This isn't... right"
FullArmorJeska: and I still care
: Erron: "I'm not.. going"
Titania: My face is always shut I don't talk to my laptop.
: Erron backs up further, looking genuinely scared
FullArmorJeska: even if I'm not Jukon
Hellaton: ...
Titania: "...Someone catch him before he backs off the mountain."
: Erron: "NghhAAAH"
Titania: "Welp."
: Erron holds his head, screaming into the air
MettatonSEX: -attempts to catch him-
: He's not falling you dumb fuck
MettatonSEX: -oh-
Gaster: crouches down, watching Erron.
MettatonSEX: -nvm-
Jäger Leyline: -moves around Erron to get behind him
: A massive green light comes out of his mouth and eyes
MettatonSEX: The fuck?
Hellaton: !
Lua: "...That's.. not reassuring"
: It shoots into the sky
Jäger Leyline: thank fuck
Gaster: He'd better not be hailing the mothership.
: Erron: "NO!"
: Erron: "NOT LIKE THIS!"
Barchar: is very confused
Lua: "...No, that would.. be raising a hand into the air I.. believe."
MettatonSEX: What the fuck is going on?
FullArmorJeska: Erron?
: The light stops, Erron's eyes are closed
: Erron: "Ah... ah..."
: Erron opens them slightly, looking at everyone
Lua: "...Wait... wrong form of heil, never.. mind"
: Erron: "Guys...?"
Gaster: Are you back?
MettatonSEX: Is this you?
: He falls over, unconscious
Hellaton: .....
: The silver robot has been watching from behind the whole time
Gaster: ... I think we won.
MettatonSEX: I hope.
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
FullArmorJeska: starts throwing up
Lua: -Level Up-
Erron: ((WHAT'D I MISS!?
MettatonSEX: -unfuses, going over to hold Hellaton.-
Barchar: (we found you)
Hellaton: ((erron is reviv
Lua: (( You missed you ))
Erron: ((YAY! I'm so glad you guys found me1
Barchar: walks over to erron, checking his pulse and all that.
Gaster: checks to see if everyone's alright.
: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
: Gaster and Titania leveled up btw
Erron: -Wakes up- JESUSFUCK!
: And Lua
Hellaton: stands okay on his own, but doesn't mind.
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska].
Gaster: -neat-
FullArmorJeska: is busy throwing up
Lua: -Do you need me to do level ups?-
: Erron knows nothing except he was possessed
FullArmorJeska: I'm good
: Yeah, you do it
Erron: Holy shit, what happened to me!?
Hellaton: turns to Jager. "..........Thhhhhhhhhank you, fofofor earliearlllier."
Barchar: Jumps back.
: The silver robot walks over
Gaster: ...
Jäger Leyline: no problem -gives a thumbs up
: Silver: "Very interesting."
Barchar: stares at this nondescript silver robot. "WHAT the hell do you want?"
MettatonSEX: I ain't fighting you.
: It levitates
: Asuka strikes this one pre-emptively
Erron: So... Did I kill anyone?
Hellaton: ....Um, but..... plplplllllease don't flirt with me, it's........ weweweweweird.
MettatonSEX: Almost.
: She goes straight for the head with another antembra buster, the face is cut clean off
Erron: Oh...
Jäger Leyline: yeah, your a dude aren't ya
: Silver looks away
Erron: Who was it?
MettatonSEX: I mean you probably inadvertantly caused deaths because of the shit pulled but.
: Corrin turns back to the group
Hellaton: .......Yyyyyyes.
MettatonSEX: What the shit.
Gaster: Corrin?
Lua: "What the hell?"
Jäger Leyline: had me fooled there for a minute
: Corrin: "You could very well finish this yourself"
MettatonSEX: Is everyone who died back?
Gaster: Ooooh, is everyone we lost in a robot?
: Corrin: "No need for Yalda's plan at all"
Gaster: Are we going to see B in a robot now?
Hellaton: ....Sorrrry.
MettatonSEX: I hope not.
Erron: ((-Vyse Pops Up- WHAT'S UP FUCKERS!?))
: Corrin: "Hm... he likes you"
: Corrin: "Noted"
Barchar: realizes part of the point of the hit list might be to convert some of us
: Corrin starts his rockets, flying off into the sky
Erron: Welp... -Looks around- Wait... -Reaches into his pockets- Where are my revolvers!? Goddamnit!
Gaster: rubs his forehead. "Mother of god..."
: Erron is also cyborg now
Erron: ((Oh cool))
FullArmorJeska: stops throwing up
Erron: ((-Insert Teen Titans reference here-))
Lua: has no idea how to respond to this.
: You're now alone on the tower with a pile of dust that used to be Io
Hellaton: ..........I.... I fefefelt weird because I nnnnnoticed you were thththinking about women and......
Barchar: (booya?)
Hellaton: ((BOOYAH
Gaster: ... Can I go home?
Gaster: I kind of want to go home.
Jäger Leyline: I mean....you hip say, and your overall body
: Fabriel picks up Asuka "I think that's what we're going to do..."
MettatonSEX: -lifts Hella into a bridal carry.-
Lua: "...wait, how did I even get here?"
MettatonSEX: We're going home.
Jäger Leyline: plus what you could do with those four arms
Hellaton: ....
Hellaton: Don't.
FullArmorJeska: Erron...?
Lua: was zoned out a majority of the way here.
Gaster: nods.
Erron: Jeska?
: Barchar can faintly hear Corrin talk on the way out of the stratosphere
Jäger Leyline: trust me I won't just saying thats why I was confused
Gaster: starts heading home.
Hellaton: Iiiiiii... I didn't chchchhhhhose this body, and sexualllll things are uncomfortable.
FullArmorJeska: wipes away the vomit
: Something about eclipse, firing a weapon at earth, the end of the world
Hellaton: *choose
FullArmorJeska: how are you doing
Titania: Tania just shrugs.
Erron: Fine... I guess I'm a robot now.
: You head back down the tower, the revenants are all on their knees
Erron: How's AD been?
Jäger Leyline: fair enough
FullArmorJeska: distant
MettatonSEX: ...Wait hold the fuck up. The straight guy flirted with you.
Erron: ...oh.
Chime: ((somewhere, a young woman gets hellish amounts of heartburn. she goes to find the antiacid
Barchar: "Oh, fucking great, they wanna end the world."
Hellaton: .......Yes.
MettatonSEX: Oh man.
Barchar: "Some big cannon or something. Named eclipse
Jäger Leyline: hey it was an honest mistake
: Back down the lift you go, the smol asriels are there to greet you
FullArmorJeska: can someone help me?
Erron: Yeah sure...
FullArmorJeska: falls ouver
Erron: OH! -Tries to catch her-
MettatonSEX: He's an androgyne, like all Mettatons. We don't look particularly male or female.
Hellaton: nods.
: They decide to snuggle up to barchar this time, since they didn't see her the first time
Barchar: squees, fangirling a little over the smol asriels
Gaster: is... not pleased to learn of this world ending plot.
: Barchar is now being snuggled by 8 smol asriels
Lua: wonders if slam dunking a fake chaos emerald would work, but then he realixes he has no idea why he had a thought containing multiple things he didn't understand.
GN Austin: -tries to cuddle the Smol Asriels with BarChar- THEY SO CUUUTE!
: The lift goes back down to town, hundreds of asriels are going about their business
MettatonSEX: Please just don't flirt with him or call him sexy or anything what have youagain, it's... not pretty what happened.
Hellaton: .........
Jäger Leyline: -to mettaton only- yeah well those hips are confusing
: Shardy is waiting on the yacht when you want to go home
Jäger Leyline: don't worry though I won't
MettatonSEX: Good.
Hellaton: .....Sorry.
Jäger Leyline: now can someone help me with Jeska?
Barchar: pushes gna out of the pile.
FullArmorJeska: has passed out
Hellaton: gets up and helps with her.
Erron: -Is holding Jeska- Oh jeez... What do I do?
Hellaton: or not
FullArmorJeska: weighs upwards to 400lbs
Hellaton: ....
Lua: decides he isn't going to help people for the time being after all of this.
Hellaton: I'll..... see you arounddddddddd. Sososososorry....
Erron: -His arms are in serious pain then-
MettatonSEX: It's okay, it's okay.
Gaster: doesn't know what to do.
: Except he's a fucking cyborg you cock
Jäger Leyline: get one of the big robots to help
Gaster: just feels confused.
MettatonSEX: -nah-
Erron: -ok-
FullArmorJeska: -not all cybernetics increase strength
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: -Alphys's rper is my gf and she'll be the one I bang obce we stop being long distance-
Lua: isn't really talking to people either, he just seems to really want the night to end.
Gaster: pokes Mettaton. "Dear? I'm getting on the boat."
Jäger Leyline: hey...you okay? -to Lua-
MettatonSEX: -kind of. Brings Hella and himself over to Gaster.-
MettatonSEX: I'll be there with you.
Gaster: hops on that motherfucking boat.
MettatonSEX: -gets on-
Jäger Leyline: -gets on
Erron: -is trying to drag Jeska to the boat- G-GUYS...
FullArmorJeska: is carried on
: The boat goes off! Leaving Barchar to rot in hell
Erron: ((-They all fucking leave Erron- YOU FUCKERS!))
: You're back at the bar
Hellaton: silently helps Erron with his stretchy arms(and extendo fingers)
Lua: gets on the boat last second.
: So, how was it?
Lua: (( Better than last night for me ))
Erron: -Is just staring at his hands- Welp, Frisk is gonna flip her shit.
FullArmorJeska: ((more Fred Durst next time
: Always more fred durst
: -MageVaati enjoyed it, and loved being a sadist in terms of Hella's body getting broken.-
Erron: ((I'm gonna go eat some Fred Durst brand Limp Bizkuts))
Gaster: ((t'was good
Erron: ((Also I LOVED IT))
Gaster: marches through the anydoor and begins to rip his suit off.
FullArmorJeska: ((guys can we keep talking about Fred Durst
Titania: Titania just wuirylu humd THE SHANTY
: ((You weren't there for like 99% of the good stuff
: Zozzle
Gaster: ((titania go home you're drunk
Lua: gives Jaeger a short glance, but he can't seem to come up with a response for now, so he just looks back to the bar.
MettatonSEX: -follows Gaster home.-
FullArmorJeska: eventually wakes up and changes
Erron: ((My friend Michael and I made up a new meme... Fred Durst Disease. If you don't get it cured, you'll fade into obscurity. And the cure is a mother fucking chainsaw))
Titania: Titans just quietly hums the shanty.
: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].
Titania: TITANS.
Titania: >TITANS
: ((How was everything? Any complains?
Hellaton: ((very good
Titania: I'm dissapointed Discord's afro wasn't Lardy in disguise.
Gaster: ((it was nice
Titania: But otherwise it was awesome.
Erron: ((Not enough Motherfucking Chainsaws))
Hellaton: ((the afro shoukdve been miror b in disguise but otherwise great
: Was the twist too predictable?
Titania: Titania is ready to go fucking home. And see her wife. And eat some ice cream. And just. fuck. this.
Jeska or Jukon: lays on the couch, she is starting to have a tiny bump on her stomach
Hellaton: ((no i loved it
Erron: ((I wasn't there, so...))
Jeska or Jukon: ((motherfucking chainsaw! What?
Titania: Fuck this whole place. Amaria may hit harder but fireballs and getting Lua thrown at you hurt.
Lua: (( You kind of already told me it, so I can't say anything ))
Erron: I need to buy new revolvers... fucking hell.
Hellaton: ((that was unexpected
Gaster: ((I didn't see gote coming
: I tried to foreshadow it with the kiss
Jäger Leyline: need a drink pal? -hands Lua a beer-
Gaster: heads to the bedroom and throws an old tshirt on.
Jeska or Jukon: ((that makes since
Jeska or Jukon: ((good one
MettatonSEX: -reverts to EX, setting Hella down gently.-
Gaster: Uuuuaaahhhhgh.
Jeska or Jukon: ((better than fighting captain D
Lua: "Not now, but I.. guess I'll take you up on that deal later."
Hellaton: ............Tttttttttttoday was hehehehehell.
Titania: Better than fighting the bootleg thing.
Gaster: Yeah, that's where we went.
Hellaton: No Iiiiiii mean.
Jäger Leyline: hey...don't let things get to yeah,
: Fanta is still asleep with her smol children
Jäger Leyline: ya*
: The Highway To Hell [] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Jeska or Jukon: ugh....
Hellaton: is in the gaston line
Jeska or Jukon: I feel terrible
Erron: ((So next arc: The MSPaint Arc?))
Hellaton: ((mspa
Erron: ((ha
Hellaton: .......It wwwwwawawas uncomfwas uncomfortable and painfful.
Titania: Titania enters the bar, and goes over to the couch.
Fanta: ((K, shower now
Jeska or Jukon: I didn;t get hit
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Erron: -Looks at Jeska- Are... you okay?
Erron: -Is seriously confused-
Titania: "...Ugh, I would go home, but i'd wake up Mari in the night trying to get inside and then neither of us would get any sleep."
Jeska or Jukon: lifts her shirt, and looks at her stomach
Jeska or Jukon: its starting to show
Gaster: I'm so tired after that...
Lua: just thinks about what Jaegar said.
MettatonSEX: -hugs Hella gently.- It's okay.
Titania: Titania seems to be trying to ignore the large 1845th degree burn on her right arm.
Erron: H-Huh?
Titania: And how her collarbone seems to, uh, probably be broken.
Jeska or Jukon: has a small bump on her stomach
Erron: -Walks up to her and kneels by her- Is... there anything y'need?
Jeska or Jukon: not much you can do
Erron: . . . oh
Hellaton: whirrs a bit, for a second.
Jeska or Jukon: I;m not sick
Jäger Leyline: so Titania
Gaster: ... Say, Hellaton...
Jäger Leyline: wanna spar sometime?
Hellaton: Hhm?
Gaster: Do you need your boiler filled again?
Erron: Then... what's the problem...?
Hellaton: .......Yes.
Lua: decides to sneak out while everyone is talking.
Titania: She looks at Jager. "...You just want a spar, right?"
MettatonSEX: Hold on.
Gaster: grunts as he gets up. "No, I'll get it."
Jäger Leyline: you got a wife you already said no
MettatonSEX: No, darling, I'll get it.
Jäger Leyline: plenty of others out there
Titania: "Alright sure. If you ever want to spar, just stop by my timeline or show up at The Forgotten Arena. I'm usually at one of those."
Gaster: ... Fine.
Titania: "...You might want to consider becoming a champion in the arena, y'know, if your good at fighting."
Gaster: turns around and flops face-first on the bed.
Gaster: is still wearing his suit pants, by the way.
Jäger Leyline: good at fighting? you remember the part where I didn't get hit at all during the big bad boss fight
Erron: . . .
MettatonSEX: -gets the water to fill up Hella's boiler. He gets the funnel, too, and there we go he's refilled-
Jeska or Jukon: yeah....
Titania: "You got hit by the missiles."
MettatonSEX: -puts the shit away.-
MettatonSEX: Darling, do you want the pants off?
Jäger Leyline: dodged and countered them
Lua: is back at his lab, and he's patching himself off. He's angry at himself for what happened today
Hellaton: Thhhhhanthank you.
Jeska or Jukon: ((but Jukon and Jager did that
Titania: "...Huh."
Jeska or Jukon: ((both*
Titania: "Well, the Arena might be a good idea, i've been fighting there for a while. You just show up, sign a waiver, and fight for people."
Jeska or Jukon: its not obvious to you?
Gaster: Yes. I kind of do want my pants off.
Jeska or Jukon: look at my stomach
Titania: "You win, you get money, fame, and people throw themselves at your feet to see you."
Erron: ...?
Jäger Leyline: I could use the money
MettatonSEX: -pulls Gaster's pants off and puts them in the dark hamper-
Titania: "Alright, seeya there."
Jeska or Jukon: looks down at the small bump on her stomach
Gaster: grunts and covers himself with a blanket.
Erron: W-What is it?
Jeska or Jukon: has a blank expression
Jeska or Jukon: its called a child
Erron: . . . H-heh . . Oh . . .
Titania: [Jager Leyline added to champions list
Titania: [If Yazan wants. Of course.]
Jeska or Jukon: ((sure
MettatonSEX: -gets in bed next to Gaster, hugging him.- Say, darling, can Hellaton join us in bed, platonically, for the night?
Gaster: ((Oh shoot i just remembered I was going to do a Jasper scene
Hellaton: Wwwwhat?
Gaster: He can.
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager is my go to fighter now that Jeska is pregnant
Hellaton: Immediate steam.
Gaster: He might want me wearing something on my lower body though.
Erron: Who's the dad?
Jeska or Jukon: AD
Hellaton: ...As llllong as the pelvis is covered.
Erron: Oh cool...
Erron: Does he know?
Titania: [Yager 'Bravo' Leyline added to the champions list!]
Jeska or Jukon: yeah, BarChara told the both of us
Jeska or Jukon: explains why I have been throwing up and tired as of late
Hellaton: doesnt care as long as his pelvis isnt rubbing against him
Gaster: nods, using a floating hand to go through his dresser drawer. He drags over a pair of pajama pants and puts them on underneath the covers.
Erron: Well, congrats...
Titania: ((So I found out I can contort my body into wierd shapes because i'm oddly flexible))
Jäger Leyline: whered that Lua guy go?
Jeska or Jukon: this wasn't planned
Erron: ((I can stretch my cheek out IRL like Luffy.))
Erron: Oh.
Jeska or Jukon: I didn't een think I could get knocked up
Hellaton: slowly gets into bed, his shoulderpads off and arms around the two who care about him most.
Titania: ((And now I get surrounded by people at school because I can dislocate my shoulders, stretch my neck skin out, wrap my arms around my own neck twice, etc))
Titania: ((I can pop my shoulders blades out like wings somehow))
Erron: Well... I didn't either.
Jeska or Jukon: Jukon wasn't able to....and we are both clones
Erron: Yeah...
Jeska or Jukon: Oh that reminds me
Hellaton: ((i can dislocate one shoulder, twist my thumbs backwards, androll my eyes back into my head
Erron: ...?
Jeska or Jukon: theres a guy named Zerka around here
Gaster: -well this is a nice little moment-
MettatonSEX: -holds both Gaster and Hella close.-
Jeska or Jukon: his daughter was our template
Hellaton: Ththththhhhhhank you.
Gaster: -Too bad there's a knock on the door.-
Titania: ((I once popped my eye out of its socket.))
Gaster: ((AAAAAHH
MettatonSEX: Of co-- oh for fuck's sake.
Erron: Wow...
Titania: ((Which, err, is not supposed to happen))
Erron: ((HOLY SHIT EWW))
Titania: ((Brb lemme see if I can do it again.
Hellaton: ((cool
Gaster: ((NO
Gaster: Oh god, who the hell's up this late?
Titania: Nope, fingers are too big.
MettatonSEX: -gets up, goes downstairs, answers the door.- What is it?
Jäger Leyline: -goes looking for Lua
Jasper: -I don't think you ordered late night cheeto-puff delivery, but here's one anyway.-
Jeska or Jukon: WDG is having us look for some singularity device
Jeska or Jukon: Zerka knows were it is at
MettatonSEX: ...Hello, Jasper, was it?
Erron: Oh jeez....
Jasper: -Her eyes narrow slightly. "Yes."
Hellaton: curiously goes down to see who the fuck is there.
Erron: That's... hmm.
MettatonSEX: What's going on?
Jasper: I... feel frustrated. Like I'm not supposed to be here.
Jeska or Jukon: problem is that he is drunk 24/7
Erron: Like Rick? From Rick and Morty... oh wait, you don't watch tv.
MettatonSEX: Well this is nothing like where you're from. There's no war going on, you're not being ordered around by a giraffe, and there's no need to fight things here.
Hellaton: ......
Jeska or Jukon: watched some TV recently
Hellaton: just watches this play out.
Jeska or Jukon: some show where people could control elements somwhow
Erron: Avatar?
Jeska or Jukon: been taking care of a kid named Onna, watched it with her
Jeska or Jukon: yes thats the name
Jasper: "I guess so, but... it still doesn't feel like I fit. Sure, there's other people like me... I've been sparring with Dedan, and Undyne..."
Erron: I've heard good stuff about that one... I prefer Teen Titans though.
MettatonSEX: Hmm... well, I have seen something where people can fight for fame and glory.
Jasper: -The gem seems to light up. "Oh? Tell me more."-
Gaster: ((legit the only reason japser went to the gaston house is because dedan and undyne are sleeping
Lua: snuck back to his lab while everyone was talking.
Titania: ((OH JASPER IS A GEM))
Jeska or Jukon: heh, I'm going to be spending my time being a mother soon
Gaster: ((YEAH
Lua: -DD snuck off to get Ice Cream-
Jeska or Jukon: already got one kid soon I'll have an infant
Erron: Oh yeah...
Titania: Heather is probably wondering how this person manage to get here without her hearing them. Wierd. But she continue sweeping.
MettatonSEX: Well, whoever fights gets to potentially win gold, a prize, and glory. You fight opponents chosen from a roulette, and that's pretty much all I know.
Erron: Yeesh, good luck with that. I've never had a kid, but I hate like, 2 of the kids here anyways.
Hellaton: just looks at this strange woman with a crystalline nose.
GN Austin: Say that to my face, bitch!
Jasper: -She merely nods along, smiling a little. Her teeth remind some people of a tiger - fitting as she's striped.-
Erron: See? I really hate that kid.
Titania: ((I had a cat name cheeto puff once))
MettatonSEX: Say, why don't you come to the bar tomorrow and if the ticket glows, I can show you?
Titania: ((He liked to sneak into my kitchen and rip open chip bags, which is how he got his name WHEN WE FOUND HIM FUCKING COVERED IN CHEETO DUST IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM <.<))
Jasper: "Sounds great!" She pounds her fist into her open palm.
Erron: ((My dog is named Nymerya after the Dire Wolf))
Jeska or Jukon: well guess its a good thing you didn't hook up with me
Jasper: What do I do until then?
Hellaton: jolts back a bit.
MettatonSEX: Go the fuck to sleep it's 1:30 AM.
Erron: Heh... well. This got awkward.
Erron: -Turns to GNA- CAN YOU FUCK OFF!?
Jasper: ... Sleep?
Hellaton: ...
GN Austin: Sure, where does "Off" live?
Erron: . . .
Erron: Why do you do this?
Titania: ((oh shit))
MettatonSEX: You shut your eyes and do nothing in order to regain energy.
Jasper: "People [i]do[/i] that?"
: High Priest Laharl [Titania] is now High Priest Laharl [The Arena].
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
The Arena: Back in the Arena, a discussion is going between two people.
Jäger Leyline: -isn't able to find Lua
The Arena: "You know those newcomers, the ones with the win-streak?" "Yeah?" "I need to 'arrange' a fight for them."
Jasper: "So that's what that weird laying down thing everyone's doing is! I tried it but I... I just can't."
MettatonSEX: Oh.
The Arena: *Tic Tic Tic* "What are these...blue things?" "Just give them to the girl, i'll pay you."
Hellaton: Yeah uh.
MettatonSEX: -that was metta
The Arena: "Make sure she takes a lot."
MettatonSEX: Yeah uh.
Jäger Leyline: -somehow found his way to the bakery
The Arena: "Will do, sir."
The Arena: ((Congratulations, you won too many times))
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Fellby: -He's still with his client, good thing he's getting tipped massively-
The Arena: ((Now your next opponent got cold feet and has rigged the match for ya. Kek.))
MettatonSEX: Practice on a punching bag or some shit if you cant. Some people actually do need that.
Jasper: "Oh, alright."
MettatonSEX: Including my husband, so. I'll have to see you tomorrow, darlin'.
Wandering Frisk: hey there, looks like I found my knight in shining armour
Jäger Leyline: ahh no thanks kid
MettatonSEX: I'll see you then, alright?
The Arena: "And remember...it's a 1v1, no horde matches or anything else. I want them to LOSE."
Jasper: "Alright, see you later!"
MettatonSEX: Bye.
MettatonSEX: -shuts the door-
Jasper: turns around and closes the door, only it's more of a slam. Ooops.
Jeska or Jukon: I need to go see Fanta
Jeska or Jukon: Onna*
Hellaton: jolts
MettatonSEX: -just goes back to bed-
Hellaton: follows, nervous.
The Arena: ((Anyways, heads up))
The Arena: ((No matter what unless you manage to get the Uber Champion as I call him. You're gonna lose if you in like you usually do :D))
Jeska or Jukon: gets up and heads home to find Onna
Gaster: MMh, who wazzat?
Erron: Ok.
MettatonSEX: -gets into bed.- Jasper.
Hellaton: gets in, holding Gaster and Metta closer than he was before.
MettatonSEX: ...You okay?
Hellaton: ..............Shshshhhhhhe... was intttttimiintimidating.
Gaster: ... cheeto puff?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: Yeah, she is.
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Onna [Onna].
Onna: is by herself, watching TV
Jeska or Jukon: hey kid
Jeska or Jukon: lies down next to her
MettatonSEX: She's strong and tough but she's kind of just out of place and looking for a way to feel at home.
Jeska or Jukon: owwhhhhh
Gaster: That happens sometimes.
: High Priest Laharl [The Arena] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].
Hellaton: ((i called yd a giraffe and there was no bad reaction
Onna: Hey jukon
MettatonSEX: I introduced the Arena to her, so. Maybe she'll fit in there.
Hellaton: ......
Gaster: ((to be fair everyone in jasper's timeline is fucking dead
Jeska or Jukon: uhhh....how are you doing?
Hellaton: ((ah, right
Gaster: ((she's the only living being from there left, it's kind of messed her up
Titania: Titania leans back on the couch, sighing.
Onna: ((Oh boy
Onna: ((Azzy's still getting hit on
Onna: ((I think
Onna: I'm good... are you ok?
Jeska or Jukon: I've been better
Titania: ((HEY SLAR))
Jeska or Jukon: do...do you know whats going on? did AD tell you?
Hellaton: whines a lil bit.
Titania: ((HIS NAME IS))
Gaster: MMh.
MettatonSEX: It's okay, Hellaton. We're here by your side.
Onna: ))Ok?
Onna: ((I don get it
Onna: No..?
Jeska or Jukon: I'm ....well......
Jeska or Jukon: theres going to be a new child soon
Hellaton: Thththhhhhank yououou... you don't have to do this for me bbbbbutt you do annnand it's... it's nice.
Gaster: 's no probem.
Onna: O-oh! Ok
Robo-Frisk: -Walks in- Hey everyo-- E-ERRON!? ERRON! -Runs up and Hug/Tackles him- OHMYGOD YOU'RE OKAY!
Erron: AGH!
Jeska or Jukon: do..do you know where children come from?
MettatonSEX: It's just being a friend. You've been kind to us, too, so.
Fellby: - His client finally ran out of money. Good god, he didn't think someone had that much stamina... He pops a cigarette in his mouth as he lays in bed, alone.-
MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster on the mouth, then Hella on the forehead.- Now go to bed.
Hellaton: steams up a bit.
Gaster: Alright, dear.
Hellaton: Gggoggogoodnight...
Onna: shakes her head
Gaster: falls asleep.
MettatonSEX: Goodnight, you two.
Wandering Frisk: -checks on Fellb- Boss? you okay?
Hellaton: and Metta fall into sleep mode.
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Fellby: Frisk...
Fellby: Do you think...
Wandering Frisk: Hmm?
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Fellby: Do you think it's possible for someone to fuck for hours?
Wandering Frisk: it'd be amazing
Fellby: It just happened.
Onna: is 7, technically 8
Wandering Frisk: really?
Onna: doesn't need to know
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Fellby: God, that was so tiring...
Jeska or Jukon: well you're going to have a brother or sister soon
Fellby: After a while it just gets monotonous.
Onna: O-ok
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Wandering Frisk: oh
Wandering Frisk: -sits on the bed
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Wandering Frisk: like they were just taking out stress
Fellby: At one point I just rolled over and grabbed a book.
Hellaton: ((gn my friends
Fellby: ((goodnight
Wandering Frisk: hehe
Fellby: He kept going at it.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Wandering Frisk: what made him go so long?
: Alphys's connection timed out.
Fellby: shrugs. "Did he want to prove how long he could do it? If so, why?"
Onna: ((https://www.reddit.com/user/Babypapyrus
Onna: ((http://img08.deviantart.net/c027/i/2016/064/4/5/the_kiss_by_marie_mike-d9tzv9x.png
Wandering Frisk: -lies next to Fellby- weird. think it was stress or tension? maybe he was on something
Jeska or Jukon: the worrying has made me sick
Fellby: ... That could be it too.
Onna: I'm sure it will be ok
Onna: ((http://imgur.com/ca5by2t
Wandering Frisk: it must not be fun it if you don't enjoy it
Fellby: Oh it was fun at first. Then after the first two hours it got repetitive.
Wandering Frisk: huh, did you two switch it up or just stay recessive
Onna: ((http://i.imgur.com/3swMD2z.jpg
Onna: ((This one I love
Onna: ((http://i.imgur.com/N8Dgx9t.png
Jeska or Jukon: silts through her hair-
Jeska or Jukon: I hope so
Fellby: I was the bottom. He insisted on it.
Wandering Frisk: ahh, I can see how that can make things boring after a while
Onna: snuggles up to her
Erron: ((Onna that's amazing
Onna: C-can I call you mom?
Jeska or Jukon: is completely shocked by that- I....
Fellby: Mmmhmmm.
Jeska or Jukon: snuggles her- yes you can
Onna: O-ok
Wandering Frisk: -lies his head on Fellby's chest-
Fellby: holds Frisk close.
Onna: snuggles up and goes to sleep
Wandering Frisk: are you okay?
Jeska or Jukon: good night,....my daughter
Fellby: Yeah, I'm fine. It's gonna take a lot more to snuff me out.
Wandering Frisk: well if you need to exhaust yourself ever let me know
Fellby: Mmhmh.
Wandering Frisk: otherwise I'm fine where I'm at right hnow
Jeska or Jukon: now*
: Onna [Onna] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].
Fellby: Yeah. Pardon, but I'm rather tired right now.
Fabriel: is asleep with Asuka on the couch
Fellby: I could go for like, a salad or something.
Wandering Frisk: let me get it for you
Fabriel: ((Today I realized Gaster and metta are the only parents with a son around here
Titania: Slarv if you're looking for cringe))
Titania: ((I've still got he one with the butterknife down the dick))
Wandering Frisk: -gets up and walks to the door- anythnig you want?
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].
Fabriel: ((I'm getting cringe
Fellby: Food.
Wandering Frisk: got it
Wandering Frisk: heads out
Fellby: ((well i mean, young king asgore has a new son
Fabriel: ((Eh, true
Erron: ((Austin is the son of someone...))
Erron: ((10/10 Best Plot Twist))
Fellby: ((... fellby might have a few kids here and there, actually
Fellby: ((his timeine runs on the "you can knock someone up" rule
Fabriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/yJen2tU.jpg
Wandering Frisk: returns later with a number of chicken wraps and a liter of cola
Erron: ((ech
Fellby: Ohohohooooo, yessssss
Titania: ((Hey guys, remember Kaidigem?))
Titania: ((That guy that showed up in the Xyzzy days for a little while?))
Fellby: ((... Vaaaaugely?
Fabriel: ((No
Titania: ((HE'S THE CREATOR OF r/UndertaleCringe))
Wandering Frisk: couldn't find a salad
Fellby: ((OH WOW
Fellby: grabs a wrap and starts shoving them in his mouth.
Fabriel: ((That's a good sub tho
Titania: ((It is))
Titania: ((But I don't want us on there Q_Q))
Wandering Frisk: eats a wrap and drinks some soda
Titania: ((We could've been put there. By the creator of the sub. Who all his submissions get upvoted to hell.))
Titania: ((We would've been overrun in secoooonds))
Erron: ((Undertale Cringe would go to war with CAU
Erron: ((In a huge game of TF2))
: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Wandering Frisk [Fred Durst].
Erron: ((of us?))
Titania: ((yes.))
Fred Durst: -walks in the bar
Titania: ((We would get fucking smeared))
Fabriel: ((brb posting the boden logs to /r/cringeanarchy
Erron: ((oh... what about Overwatch?))
Erron: Is that...? Fred Durst?
Fellby: ((did you save them slarv
Fabriel: ((No
Fabriel: ((They died in charat
Fred Durst: I wrote Chainsaw, I did it all for the nookie
Erron: . . .
Erron: What?
Titania: ((I mean, we already got fucked by Bob the Temmie))
Fred Durst: I was one of the most popular musicians in the 90s
Fellby: ((good some of those involved weird temmie milk
Titania: ((Who posted us to /r951))
Erron: ((SOMEONE DID!?
Titania: (('Twas a while ago))
Titania: ((He posted it under an alt to hide it but said 'Lol bob is me' in the comment))
Fred Durst: -a floating knife is approach Durst and has Obscurity on it
Erron: *Gasp* Not obscurity!
Fred Durst: approaching*
Fred Durst: I'm trying my best to stay relevant. Don't! Don't do this! I deserve better than this! NO!
Fred Durst: -the knife stabs Durst and he dies
Fellby: finishes all of the chicken wraps. "Ah... that hit the spot."
Erron: NOOO! I used to love Limp Bizkut!
Titania: ((SO YEAH))
: Wandering Frisk [Fred Durst] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].
Wandering Frisk: soda? -offers the drink
Erron: ((G FUCKING G
Fellby: shakes his head.
Fabriel: ((We should tell him about rielas
Fellby: ((slarv do you want us to die
Erron: ((Pls slarv no
Wandering Frisk: snuggles up to Fellby
Fabriel: ((brb doing it
Wandering Frisk: theres more wraps if you're hungry
Fellby: Nah...
Fellby: I'm good.
Fellby: hangs his head back.
Wandering Frisk: things are going pretty well I think
Titania: ((Oh and by the way))
Wandering Frisk: you're a far better manager than what that scumster guy was
Fellby: They are. We're making lots of money.
Titania: ((I've beaten all your cringe Slarv))
Fabriel: ((I need to sleep, gn
Titania: (( http://41.media.tumblr.com/1010e13c2bf9067eb216d078275b80bd/tumblr_o1tuy52lmA1v2yp6io1_1280.png ))
Fabriel: ((Oh?
Wandering Frisk: (night
Fabriel: ((Seen it you fucc
Wandering Frisk: ((even in Korea I can't escape the minons
: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Minion [Minion].
Minion: Banana
Fellby: sighs. "Look. I'm about to pass out, so..."
Wandering Frisk: heh so am I
Wandering Frisk: do you mind if I stay here tnoigh?
Fellby: Not at all.
Wandering Frisk: thanks
Minion: has a deep, throaty voice. He looks deep into your eyes, past his goggles, almost into your soul. He licks his lips in anticipation. Soon enough he can't wait...
Minion: ((Ok
Minion: ((I really need to go to bed now
Fellby: goes the fuck to bed.
Minion: ((gn
Fellby: ((goodnight
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Wandering Frisk: (night
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Wandering Frisk: falls asleep too
Wandering Frisk: ((gonna watch a movie
Erron: ((ech
Erron: ((Is it the BEE MOVIE
Titania: You're a funny.
Erron: ...
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: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].
Jeska or Jukon: ((morning
Jeska or Jukon: ((up
Jeska or Jukon: ((sup*
Jeska or Jukon: (((huh
Jeska or Jukon: ((quiet morning
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: ((hi))
: ((..oh))
: ((shitaholicafuckotti))
: ((Oh, right! Mother's Day.))
: ((That's why it must be so empty.))
: ((Ahh, I get it now.))
: ((Oh well.))
: ((I'm just gonna play vidya games for now.))
: ((Also, CaU Gods, [i]don't do anything while i'm gone you slender, cheeky fucks[/i]))
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: Minion [Minion] is now Fanta [Fanta].
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Fanta: is asleep on the couch
Fanta: had the two smol children gotes sleeping on her earlier but idk
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Fanta: fuck
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Hywel: -He had went to the bed, but Azalea stayed with Fanta. She seems to perfer that over the bed.-
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Mi: ((heya
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
DamnDude: (( hey ))
Mi: (( I have been indulging the subtle joys of modding in really overpowered weapons into a game. ))
DamnDude: (( alright ))
Mi: (( [url=http://imgur.com/o5ZweHp]Like this one.[/url] ))
Mi: ((I actually find it really fun to make things like this
DamnDude: (( huh ))
Mi: ((It's pretty easy once you know how.))
Mi: ((However, I'm still learning.))
Mi: ((I need to learn what numbers mean what icons and whatnot))
Mi: ((Which is hard because there are no databases for modding this game other than one really tiny one.))
Mi: ((And even that one only says how to install the modding software.))
DamnDude: (( hmm ))
Mi: ((In fact, I think I'll make additions to the old database.))
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Mi: ((heya
Mi: ((I've been modding overpowered weapons into a game I play
Mi: ((also, this is Bio here, in case you didn't know.))
: Myth [Kalyke] is now Myth [Thesis].
Thesis: (( Too dark?
Mi: ((I can't see your color))
Mi: ((way too dark
Thesis: (( Better?
Thesis: (( topkek
Mi: ((Better
Mi: ((On the Felt, anything that is completely black appears as white))
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Thesis: (( Ayy
Mi: ((ayy
Mi: ((I made another OP weapon
Mi: ((this time for the magician
: ((ayy
Titania: ayy))
: ((oh shit two red colors))
: ((this will get confusing fast))
Mi: (([url=http://imgur.com/o5ZweHp]Spacetime Rupture 9[/url]))
Thesis: (( w3w
Mi: ((kek))
: ((titania go fuck a kek))
: ((Titania: can i fuck a pokemon?))
: ((no))
Mi: ((also there are still the user numbers))
Thesis: (( not gardie at the least
Gallade: ((shhhhh))
DamnDude: (( oi ))
Mi: ((blade husbando))
: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * (( oh my~
Azazel: (( I was red before it was cool ))
: ((ikr))
❤ Frisk: ((I was red before it was cool))
Thesis: (( I'm white
: -But Blue is better-
: ((I'm white too))
DamnDude: (( 1 2 3 4 i want to start a race war ))
: ((dd stop being black))
: ((be white like us))
DamnDude: (( I'm black with limits ))
Mi: ((Well I'm purple.))
DamnDude: (( As in, I want to be seen ))
DamnDude: (( because I'm a bitchy minority ))
Thesis: (( lolfuckyoujknotreallyew
DamnDude: (( ...but ))
: ((I found my skin color))
Thesis: (( [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancia_Thesis]OH YEAH uh[/url]
: ((WHITE))
DamnDude: (( Oh hey, I'm totally invisible now ))
: ((A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A))
Thesis: (( BLACK > WHITE
Mi: wheels into the bar.
DamnDude: (( We should start our own meetings that nobody can read ))
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Mr. Handy].
Mr. Handy: ((finally i have a name))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heeey, everyoooone...[/font]
Thesis: (( MR. HANDY
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DamnDude: (( He's joined the dark side ))
Mr. Handy: ((hi slarv
Fanta: ((Ayy-no
Fanta: ((Change it
DamnDude: (( Black chat matters ))
Fanta: ((No blacks
DamnDude: (( Wow slar, how racist ))
Mr. Handy: ((White is superior.))
Thesis: (( "No blacks" -Slar 2016
Mr. Handy: ((What about Ant, Slarv?))
Mr. Handy: ((I think he's black))
Thesis: (( gtg ff
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Mr. Handy: ((You're shoving Ant out of CaU?))
Fanta: ((Yes
Fanta: ((No ants allowe
Mr. Handy: ((Next thing we know you'll ban starving African children))
DamnDude: (( I mean, most of them are black, so we have to take Slar's racism into consideration ))
Mr. Handy: ((Slarvath, want to hear a joke?))
Fanta: ((No
Mr. Handy: ((why))
Fanta: ((Bcuz ur dumb
Mr. Handy: ((fuck you i'm telling it anyways))
DamnDude: (( frisky* ))
Mr. Handy: ((What did a Commie light their house up with before candles?))
Fanta: ((Fuck I gotta get working on this joy mutant
Fanta: ((He was destroyed
DamnDude: (( Money? ))
Mr. Handy: ((Lightning.))
Mr. Handy: ((also slarv it's mother's day will azzy do anything for me))
Mr. Handy: ((Slarv: no))
Mr. Handy: ((Slarv: {yes}))
Mr. Handy: ((Slarv: azzy no stop don't give anything to that bastard))
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Fanta: ((This mutant is looking ok so far
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Mr. Handy: ((cool
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Mi: ((gtg, gonna do more mods
Mi: ((be back at like 5:30 or so))
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Fanta: ((Hmm, he's not horribly disfigured enough yet
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Titania: ((-Sitting down at laptop covered in blanket, sipping cold pepsi from a glass bottle and listening to Eminem ast max volume-))
Fanta: ((You know what fuck it
Fanta: ((If I leak shit on a small undertale chatroom nobody's gonna know
Titania: ((<.< Don't do it.))
Fanta: ((Im gonna do it
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/KAGOeLA don't tell nobody
Fanta: ((Shh
Titania: God fucking damnit Slar))
Titania: ((It looks amazing though, personally though))
Fanta: ((I am proud of that one
Titania: ((The legs look really wierd, not 'LISA' wierd but 'Spongebob Squarepants contortion' wierd.))
Titania: ((It makes me think he's doing a constant wobbly jiggly legs dance.))
Fanta: ((The one I'm doing now is a spoiler tho
Fanta: ((Craaaaab people
Titania: ((Kek)0
Fanta: ((Talk like human, walk like crab
Titania: ((Want to see soundcloud cancer?))
Fanta: ((Sure
Titania: (( https://soundcloud.com/adinlairmore ))
Titania: ((He goes on mashups and uhh))
Titania: ((Allow me to quote))
Titania: (("so far so good"))
Titania: (("i take back what i said 3 seconds ago"))
Titania: (("this is shity111"))
Fanta: ((Oh I thought it was shitty dongs
Fanta: ((*songs
Fanta: (("Me gusta el songo"
Fanta: (("... I am embarrassed I listened this long
Titania: (( https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-electro Heres a shitty song. ))
Titania: ((Made by me. When I decided to play around with Wubmachine))
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Titania: (( SpecsMegaBeedrill used Sludge Wave! It's super effective! The opposing Anttya lost 75% of its health! The opposing Anttya fainted! ))
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Titania: ((So))
Barchar: (yo)
Titania: ((I'm fighting people on PokemonShowdown))
Titania: ((Using gimmicky as fuck sets like Electric Terrain Electivire))
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Barchar: (dunno much about competitive Pokémon )
Fellby: ((heyo, just popping in rn
Titania: I know too much about competitive pokemon))
Titania: ((Heyo Chime))
Fellby: ((i'm eating dinner early today and then I'm probably gonna do stuff with my mom
Titania: ((I'm going back home today))
Fellby: ((Ah.
Titania: ((Meaning if I don't have internet back tomorrow I won't have internet until Thursday))
Fellby: ((And then your internet might be cut off - ah yeah, that's what's going on
Fellby: ((gotcha
Fellby: ((anyway i'm gonna doodle a vader eloha for mom's day
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Mi: ((Hey
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Mi: ((?
Mi: ((Anyone here?
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Barchar: (hi)
Mi: ((I'mma do a thing
Barchar: (if you really wanna, I guess)
Mi: rolls in. Her box has "free kitten" written on it in chicken scratch.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heeeey, everyooone...[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-sighs-[/font]
Barchar: is pretty much the only one here
Mk: I mean them too I guess but they're asleep right now. In a robot-y way.
Mi: rolls to MK.
Mi: ((they're one letter apart
Mi: ((Mi and MK))
Titania: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ru-369827928 THE FUCKING MEMEFIELD ))
Titania: ((MEMEFIELD 2 GUD))
Mi: ((i am doing this from mobile on a beach
Mi: ((RIP me))
Mk: their eyes blink to life. "Uh...yo, kid."
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-yawns in an adorable manner- I-I need a home...[/font]
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Mi: ((Heya
Thesis: (( Chef
Thesis: (( Jon Favreau
Mi: holds up her paw, and a black mass forms in it. She proceeds to toss the mass into her mouth like a piece of popcorn.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Yum![/font]
: Myth [Thesis] is now Chef - Written/Directed by Jon Favreau [Thesis].
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...W-Will you give me a home...?[/font]
Mi: does the kitten equivalent of puppy eyes.
Mk: "Oh...uh...sorry, but I kind of already have a pet." Jakob rolls up, looking around Mi. "And either way, I just stay here and sleep most of the time...feeding you would be hard..."
Thesis: (( mynamaischef ))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Y-you feed me BY sleepingz[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]*sleeping.[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I live off of the laziness of others.[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I-it's -yawns- how I work...[/font]
Thesis: A small creature shyly finds their way into the bar. "H-hello?"
Mi: looks to Thesis.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heya...[/font]
Mi: is a smol kitten-child in a box with wheels.
Mk: "Oh."
Thesis: "Hi..."
Mi: wheels over.
Thesis: I actually need to draw Thesis but I'll say they're smol. brb getting a paper or something
Thesis: "..."
Mi: ((K
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]My name is Mi~...[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]What's yours...?[/font]
Thesis: "...Thesis...."
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Nice to meet you![/font]
Mi: smiles warmly.
Thesis: "Nice to uh, nice to meet you!" Thesis chuckles, before smiling at Mi.
Mi: ((nice to mi-t you))
Thesis: (( HAH ))
Mi: ((*sadtrumpet.wav*))
Mi: flops over in her box.
Thesis: (( I have files for a 22-slide presentation about white Vans
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I love my magic box...[/font]
Mi: ((WHAT
Thesis: (( I have black Old Skools but not white ones ))
Thesis: (( Holy shit I put a lot of unnecessary effort into this ))
Mi: gets out of her box, and picks it up.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]You want som'thin to eat...?[/font]
Thesis: "Uh....sure?"
Thesis: (( Oh fuck and it looks like the presentation is incomplete
Thesis: (( I planned to have like 40 slides ))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Anythin' you'd like to have?[/font]
Mi: reaches into the now-glowing box, and pulls out a candy bar.
Thesis: "A candy bar?"
Mi: proceeds to nibble on the candy bar as she gets another.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Here, have it![/font]
Mi: hands the new one to Thesis.
Titania: Titania is leaning back on the couch, asleep. She's got her 'sword' and 'shield' still on her arm.
Titania: It's staring at Mi and Thesis. Creeeepy.
Mi: is fine, she's seen worse.
Thesis: Thesis takes the candy bar. "Thank you, miss." They're slightly rattled now at being watched.
Mi: ((I came up with a story for Nicholas, Tony, Laika, and Mi))
Mi: ((By absorbing what they represent, they rid the universe of entropy. Entropy is the scientific reason for why machines and people fuck up. They keep the universe running smoothly.))
Titania: (( http://www.pokemonreborn.com/images/wallpaper/titania/titania1600x1200.png Titania, for reference ))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]It's always nice meetin' new people.[/font]
Titania: ((EXCUSE ME))
Titania: ((For your fucking information))
Titania: ((The name I go by on literally every other sight is Entropy))
Titania: ((I get stronger as time goes on))
Thesis: (( Chef, written by and directed by Jon Favreau? ))
Titania: ((I am a thermodynamic concept far tougher than you))
Titania: ((Lets fucking go))
Mi: ((Geez.))
Titania: Fite me at Pax))
Thesis: (( I used to go by "November" on a bunch of other communities a few years back ))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Mostly because I never really get outta my room that oft'n in the first place...[/font]
Thesis: (( I drew a fucking lamp ))
Thesis: (( Give it small legs and arms, and a face ))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]This box is my home... It's real, reeeeeal complicated.[/font]
Thesis: (( /thesis ))
Mi: hops into the box, and dissappears into it. "Be right back, getting something."
Mi: hops out with a laptop. It has Cookie Clicker open on it.
Mi: ((Mi represents Sloth.))
Thesis: (( sloth? ))
Mi: ((Her box provides her with what she needs))
Titania: ((Titania represents 'Imma stab you if you keep being a fucking idiot'))
Thesis: (( Thesis (kinda) represents "Well fuck let's just do whatever and have fun lol" ))
Mi: ((Her box is magic. It can do a lot of things.))
Thesis: (( well uh i drew thesis on a paper ))
Mi: ((Can you show us a picture?))
Thesis: (( http://i.imgur.com/DBnGeOD.jpg ))
Thesis: (( probably gonna draw a few other ones ))
Thesis: (( that started from what I call the basic shape of a lamp ))
Mi: ((Gtg
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Titania: The sword's eye trains itself on Thesis.
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Fanta: ((Ayy?
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Mi: ((?
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Titania: ((So Slarv))
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Mi: ((I'm thinking of starting to make pixelart gifs for fun in my spare time.))
Titania: ((Neat))
Mi: ((I'm trying to think of ways to make my pixelart style unique. Any ideas?))
Mi: ((I'm gonna make things like Yume Nikki except slightly more sane.))
Mi: ((But then again, I'll probably just do art inspired by CaU instead.))
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Mi: ((Heya
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Titania: ((Hey Slar))
Fanta: ((Ayy
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Fanta: ((Wut were u gonna say
Titania: ((Time to go))
Titania: ((Seeya later hopefully))
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Fanta: ((Cya
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Mi: rides her box in... ...But the box is a [url=http://images.sgcafe.net/2014/05/news_large_danbo-2.jpg]robot[/url]!
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]*yawns* Heeey, everyone~[/font]
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Thesis: (( succ
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Fanta: ((no succ
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Mi: ((heta
Mi: ((*heya
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Robo: ((why sipp when you can succ
Robo: walks in, smiling.
Robo: [font=Roboto]I haven't been here in a long time~! \(≧▽≦)/[/font]
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Robo: immediately starts cleaning the bar.
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Robo: ((heya
DamnDude: (( ....Fuck planning things ))
DamnDude: (( I'm done ))
Robo: [font=Roboto]-holy SHIT the bar is [i]spotless[/i]-[/font]
DamnDude: (( I try to plan so that I can use Yazan at a decent time for him? No, you're going to delay breakfeast for multiple hours, and do yard work for 3 hours ))
DamnDude: (( Now I have to delay everything again because the next fucking decent time I can use him is next week ))
Robo: hums to herself.
Robo: waits for the one she has assisted for some time.
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Robo: ((Heya.
DamnDude: (( hey ))
Jeska or Jukon: (skrry DD
DamnDude: (( It's not your fault ))
DamnDude: (( I was planning on doing this at noon ))
Robo: ((Once what you two have planned is over, is it okay if I do something with Yazan?))
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Jeska or Jukon: (oh
DamnDude: (( Yazan's getting ready for work or is at work now ))
Jeska or Jukon: (oi*
Fanta: ((I think he starts in a few hours
DamnDude: (( It's like 6 am for him, right? ))
Jeska or Jukon: (no I leave in 2.5 hours
DamnDude: (( I'll just wait, I'm too pissed to really do anything right now ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((yrah
Jeska or Jukon: is in the bar
Fanta: is asleep with Azalea
Jäger Leyline: -appears out of nowhere-
Jäger Leyline: looks like I found a ticket here cuz shes got fine written all over her
Jeska or Jukon: ((btw i leave for work at 9 am. if you can plam it out I can get up eariler for something
Jäger Leyline: hot stuff?
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Fanta: is asleep
Fanta: i'm still drawing
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Erron: (ech
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Jeska or Jukon: (oi
Fanta: ((Ayy
Fanta: ((Finished the sprite, now just awaiting approval
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Jeska or Jukon: (cool
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Barchar: (hi yazan )
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Thesis: (( The Kidz Bop 8 album is coming back to haunt me on Spotify fuck send help ))
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Barchar: (well that's a fucking great contextless sentence)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kids bop died right))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Right))
Thesis: (( There's like 30+ of them bro
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Pls))
Thesis: (( There's 31
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Robo: ((heya
Barchar: (kids bop is alive and well, and for that we should all be ashaned)
Robo: ((Yes indeed.))
Barchar: (hio bio)
Azalea: -Shes not sleeping in Fanta anymore, and is sitting next to her.-
Robo: ((>[u]in[/u]))
Jeska or Jukon: (oi
Robo: ((heya
Thesis: (( ooooo
Robo: is cleaning the bar.
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Barchar: (to be fair, one could conceivably sleep inside fantastic body)
Barchar: (fanta's*)
Robo: hums while she works
Robo: ((fantastic body ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ))
Barchar: (it would require her to keep your nose out or something though)
Barchar: (I mean it's accurate)
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Jäger Leyline: -chalexing on the couch-
Thesis: (( I just remembered that Joseph once slid a toothpick into his eye and I drew it
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I meant OOONNN))
Jeska or Jukon: is there too
Mk: they look over at robo, still not moving from their corner. Jakob, meanwhile, has learned to get his won food out of Kid's bag. This should be slightly terrifying.
Hywel: -He's eating a snack, sitting close to Azalea and Fanta.-
Robo: looks over to them, shrugs, then looks back.
Barchar: (but no really you totally could sleep inside fanta as long as you could breath somehow)
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Jäger Leyline: hey yuo two
Jäger Leyline: hops up
Thesis: (( [i]WOW HOLY SHIT TOP DISCOVERY 10/10[/i] ))
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Mi: ((what
Thesis: Thesis yawns and just goes back to standing in the middle of the bar.
Mi: wheels in, and goes to Hywel.
Jäger Leyline: Hellen and Akala right?
Mk: seems a little conflicted for one reason or another, but they eventually shrug and look away.
Hywel: "Hey there."
Thesis: (( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancia_Thesis
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heya~![/font]
Barchar: "That's entirely incorrect, Jaeger."
Thesis: Actually, no, Thesis had briefly left.
Barchar: (oh you're mythm'n okay)
Thesis: Thesis walks into the bar. "Hi, everyone."
Barchar: (I wasn't sure. That link made it clear.)
Thesis: (( Chef - Written/Directed by Jon Favreau* ))
Mi: looks to Azalea.
Jäger Leyline: whatever, Jeska sent me your way
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Ah! You must be... What was your name again...?[/font]
Hywel: -He keeps looking to Mi.-
Azalea: "Azalea. I assume you've heard of me through my brother?"
Mi: nods happily.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Yep~![/font]
Azalea: "It's nice to meet you!"
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-does something between a meow and a yawn, and it's adorable-[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]It's great to meet you too~[/font]
Jäger Leyline: I'm Jager Leyline, The Red Blitz. The Crimson Lightning. I blaze across the battlefield in a streak of red
Jäger Leyline: I'm here to help you on your raid while Jeska is out
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Mi: 's box becomes a little cardboard car.
Donald Trump: A version of Donald Trump walks into the bar.
Mi: looks to Hywel.
Barchar: gives him the death stare of a life time.
Azalea: -She looks at the box.-
Donald Trump: Trump looks around, and just snickers a little.
Hywel: -He stares back.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WE NEED TO BUILD A BArrier))
Jäger Leyline: has given himself a thumbs up and is awkwardly pausing
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Is it okay if...?[/font]
Hywel: "If what?"
Barchar: "Do you have a problem, Trump?"
Donald Trump: Then he scribbles something down in a notepad. Something along the lines of "build a barrier here too and the monsters will pay for it. i'm not, obviously top lol"
Barchar: "haha no." she kicks him in the face.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]If I give her a ride? J-just around the bar is all.[/font]
Donald Trump: Well, you know, money just flies out of all of his pockets.
Donald Trump: "FUCK"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Inb4 Donald trump actually puts "top lol" in a government document))
Donald Trump: Then Trump starts to shuffle around awkwardly while tripping, trying to recollect his earnings.
Donald Trump: (( "Let's build, like, a HUGE WALL top lol"
Hywel: "You gonna be in there with her?"
Mi: nods.
Jäger Leyline: Hey kid, did you hear me?
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]You can come along too, if ya like~![/font]
: ★ Joseph: * Then, Joseph promptly walks into the bar and grabs Trump. Then he throws him against the wall.
Barchar: picks it up. "This is monopoly money."
Hywel: "...Why can't she just be alone?"
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...?[/font]
: ★ Joseph: * "I watch this place twenty-four-seven and I see Trump in here. Not passing this opportunity up." Then he grabs Trump and sorta snaps his neck.
Barchar: (everybody ignores jager)
Barchar: (cause fuck jager)
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "WHAT THE FUCK"
Barchar: "Oh, I don't blame you. I was a few seconds away from making him shove this down his gullet. Or maybe up his ass. I'd have to think on it."
Hywel: -No trust-
Hywel: -But in the nicest possible way-
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Jäger Leyline: ((Jager: come on man Jeska said I can see her tits if I help you out
Thesis: (( Jager: [desperate nervous sweating] ))
Hywel: "Wait were you talking to me?"
Barchar: (Jeska: *shows him her pet birds*)
Thesis: (( Jager: close enough ))
Barchar: (Jager: I can fap to this)
Jäger Leyline: face palms, " I did my whole fucking speech and he wasn't even listening
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]You can come too![/font]
: ★ Joseph: * "Ah fuck this, I'm out. I've got tits to watch. By that I mean birds you perverts" And Joseph promptly disappears.
Mi: 's box extends and gains some seats.
Jäger Leyline: Yes I was talknig to you HUey
Hywel: "Well you can help."
Jäger Leyline: it was I'm getting paid for
Jeska or Jukon: -is at home with AD actually-
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Hmm...? How...?[/font]
Hywel: "Anyways, I guess she can ride if I ride with her."
Hywel: "How much does it cost?"
Jäger Leyline: with me on your side I guarentee that no one will stand a chance. so when you need me let me know
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Free~[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Mi: your soul))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hywel: sign me up))
Mi: ((I made a fucking DEATH LASER in stick ranger))
Jäger Leyline: I'm off too find some acshin
Hywel: -He sighs, getting in next to Mi.-
Jäger Leyline: looks around the bar for some hotties
Azalea: -She sits next to Hywel, with an excited look on her face.-
Mi: 's box is cozy and comfortable. It's padded with pillows and such on the inside.
Thesis: (( VALUE VALUE VALUE -hits arm on table- OW FUCK MY ARM
Barchar: is not unattractive but haha no
Mi: 's box begins to wheel around the bar.
Hywel: -He looks not very happy.-
: ★ Renegade Chara: * She's still on the couch. "IIIIIIIIII WOULD RATHER EAT VOMIT CAKE"
Azalea: -She looks like she just won the lottery twice in a row.-
Jäger Leyline: bunch of uglos here today
Barchar: "Hi Chara."
Thesis: (( Hywel: I would rather eat vomit cake ))
Barchar: "you say that a lot."
: ★ Renegade Chara: * "because it's true"
Hywel: -Ew no he would just rather be not doing this-
Barchar: "Clearly you find vomit cake rather appetizing."
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: ★ Renegade Chara: * Just an odd smile spreads across her face. "I would rather eat vomit cake."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -looks to Jager-[/font][/color]
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -is in a maid outfit.-[/font][/color]
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : O-oh! Hi![/font][/color]
Jäger Leyline: looks at Robo
Barchar: "You'd rather eat vomit cake than eat vomit cake?"
Jäger Leyline: eh
Barchar: "You're a strange girl, Chara."
: ★ Renegade Chara: * "That shit is better then hair cake."
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("I would rather eat vomit cake."))
: ★ Renegade Chara: * "I would rather eat vomit cake."
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("So you would rather eat vomit cake then eat vomit cake or eat bomit cake?))
Barchar: "You've mentioned."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -has a nice body.-[/font][/color]
Thesis: (( "Nah hair cake is okay" ))
Jäger Leyline: ((brb, shower
: ((k
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks back- Either a' you like this?[/font][/color]
Azalea: -She nods.-
Hywel: -He doesn't say or do anything.-
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks back at Hywel- ...What's wrong...?[/font][/color]
: ★ Renegade Chara: * She taps her fingers together. "I would most definitely not rather eat hair cake. I mean, like, it's hair cake. But I would rather eat vomit cake."
Hywel: "Nothing is wrong."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Vomit has to be about 10 times worse))
Thesis: (( Exactly
Thesis: (( It's either vomit or hair
Thesis: (( Pick your poison
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hair))
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Thesis: (( ngl I choose vomit
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Well, there's a suprise, but we'll hafta go outside for it to work.[/font][/color]
Thesis: (( B ))
: ((eyy
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But it would be a fucking pain to do it.))
: ((rip
Hywel: "What's the surprise?"
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -the box wheels outside.-[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: This![/font][/color]
Hywel: "nonono I asked verbal-"
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -the box shakes for a moment, and several things fold out. You now are in a cardboard jet.-[/font][/color]
Thesis: (( Hywel: ._. ))
: ((the box is magic))
Thesis: (( "THE BOX IS MAGIC" ))
: ((Mi uses her box to pretty much do anything))
Hywel: "I'm not comfortable with this."
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: ((hence why she's always loafing around))
Fanta: ((Finished my sprite finally
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And the embodiment of sloth))
: ((show us
Thesis: (( Random guy on the side of the road with a stained cardboard box "[i]THE BOX IS MAGIC, CHILDREN, COME IN MY BOX, YES, CHILDREN~[/i]"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kek))
: ((ngl I laughed at that))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath give it the link))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath))
Fanta: ((No
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Let us see))
Fanta: ((Can't leak shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You fuck))
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks to Azalea.- Are you comfortable?[/font][/color]
Fanta: (([s] except the one thing I leaked earlier today [/s]
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Azalea: "Well, yeah, but if Hywel doesn't think it's safe..."
Fanta: awakens
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -makes a :3 smile-[/font][/color]
Hywel: "I honestly don't think it's safe. It's a jet made of cardboard, I mean, it's not sound in any way."
: It's not sound...[/color][/font]
: ((that was Mi))
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Hywel: "I don't think that I can trust both our lives in a jet made of really thick paper."
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: It's magic, silly![/font][/color]
Hywel: "Well I still don't trust this 'magic' box."
Hywel: -He gets out.-
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Let me prove it's magic.[/font][/color]
Hywel: -He helps Azalea out.-
Hywel: "Enlighten me."
Fanta: is just watching, confused
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -gets out as well, and shows the now-normal box to Hywel and Azalea-[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -it's empty-[/font][/color]
Hywel: "What is this proving."
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -holds it upside down, and various coins come out-[/font][/color]
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -smiles- It's magic![/font][/color]
Hywel: -He catches one of the coins, and pulls it from Azaleas ear.-
Hywel: "Guess I am too."
Jäger Leyline: ((back
: ((ayy
Hywel: -He flips the coin back, heading into the bar.-
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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -turns it back up, and holds it open towards a tree-[/font][/color]
Fanta: Howdy, Hywel
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Wait![/font][/color]
Azalea: -She follows.-
Fanta: we left Barchar in hell last night
Fanta: And you too, Azalea
Hywel: "Hey f- oh god... What do you want?"
Barchar: nope, she's here. She gladly would have stayed there though.
Hywel: -He turns around.-
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -a large white beam of light fires out and decimates the tree-[/font][/color]
Azalea: -She goes to Fanta.-
Jäger Leyline: slides next to Fanta
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: It's magic.[/font][/color]
Hywel: "And I'm supposed to let my sister go in that?"
Fanta: is focused on Azalea, and doesn't notice Jager
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -slides next to Jäger-[/font][/color]
Barchar: (we were talking about how it's theoretically possible to sleep inside of fanta as long as she gave you room to breath)
: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -sighs-[/font][/color]
Hywel: -he rolls his eyes, turning around.-
Fanta: ((Wait what
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -blushes- H-hi...[/font][/color]
Azalea: "Hi, Fanta."
Barchar: (ad made a typo and then things happened)
Azalea: -She hops up next to Fanta.-
Jäger Leyline: Hey tenactile babe
Jäger Leyline: tentacle*
Azalea: "..."
Fanta: ...
Jäger Leyline: hey...robot....dog
Fanta: pushes him away, still focusing on Azalea
Fanta: How have you been?
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -is attractive-[/font][/color]
Azalea: "Good!"
Jäger Leyline: oh come on
Azalea: "You fell asleep."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : A-at least you have me...[/font][/color]
Fanta: I've been asleep a while
Azalea: "Were you controlling another body?"
Barchar: (in this episode: both robo and jager are thirsty af and it clashes surprisingly)
Jäger Leyline: what?
Fanta: For some of it, yeah
Azalea: -She nods.-
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : I can tell, you're looking for women...[/font][/color]
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: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -via scan of course-[/font][/color]
Jäger Leyline: yeah, I make it rather obvious
Azalea: "Who's your friend, or friends?" -She points in the direction of Jäger and Robo.-
Jäger Leyline: the hotties fall for me when I walk into town
Jäger Leyline: fingerguns the air
Barchar: "No they don't!"
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Jäger Leyline: well you're not a hottie so....
Azalea: "Why is he so... Over zealous?"
Barchar: "Not what I meant!"
Fanta: Don't know the dog lady, but er... Jager is... a special case
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : ._.[/font][/color]
Azalea: "Why?"
Jeska or Jukon: -walks into the bar and sits down-
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : Wh-what do you look for in women? (//ω//)[/font][/color]
Fanta: He's very... flirty
Jeska or Jukon: Hey Fanta, Azalea, and Hywel
Hywel: "Hey."
Fanta: Howdy, Jukon
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: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -looks to Jager-[/font][/color]
Jäger Leyline: uhhh.....lets see
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : P-please! Tell me! (//▽//)[/font][/color]
Alpheus: ((mm, perhaps this isn't the best time
Jäger Leyline: intelligence, frugality, smarts, a good financial job, ability to support a family,
Fanta: ((This is an ok time
Fanta: ((Everyone's just chatting in the bar
Jäger Leyline: rationality
Barchar: ("not being a robot dog")
Azalea: "..."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -has all of that but frugality-[/font][/color]
Barchar: rationality is arguable
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -was [i]programmed[/i] to support a family and make money-[/font][/color]
Barchar: and she earns a whole 0 dollars in her job
Jeska or Jukon: -looks at Jager, "you're full of shit
Jäger Leyline: shes right I just want tits and ass
Fanta: ...
Barchar: well okay then bio is your perfect woman
Barchar: robo*
Fanta: scoots her and Azalea a bit away from him
Hywel: "You seem like a terrible man."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : ...Alright.[/font][/color]
Alpheus: Alpheus is here too. Nobody has any idea how she got here. In reality, she crashed through a vent, but she had a sound-muffler activated. The metal shards conspicuously on the ground are Grillby's problem.
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -exits-[/font][/color]
Azalea: -She is very okay with not being near them.-
Jeska or Jukon: -sigh- Jager you mind if I talk to you for a minute
Barchar: "Nice entrance. Stealthy." she says, looking at them.
Jäger Leyline: sure
Barchar: "I'm surprisingly not being sarcastic."
Alpheus: ...
Jäger Leyline: heads to the back with Jeska
Alpheus: Er... Yeah. *attempts to enter badass mode* D-Darb straight.
Alpheus: *Darn
Fanta: Azalea that guy is a jerk
Barchar: "Actually, I'm likely either bi or pan, but nice guess."
Azalea: "...Okay."
Jäger Leyline: walks out in few minutes later and has a black eye, "Ahhh... I've been told to apologies for my actions and words
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: I'm Asriel-sexual))
Barchar: (pfff)
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -reenters, and runs up to him after seeing his black eye-[/font][/color]
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : A-Are you okay!?[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: -walks out and sits on the couch-
Barchar: "To be fair, most of the people I'm attracted to are male."
Alpheus: "Mm. Puns, huh? You must be the pun-slinger of your party."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : You don't have to apologize! (。•́︿•̀。)[/font][/color]
Barchar: "Not really, puns tend to just be really stale. But enough breaking bread: who are you and why are you here?"
Alpheus: Alpheus is trying very, very hard to be a cool but she's about as good an actor as you'd expect of a weeb lizard.
Jäger Leyline: looks to Azalea, "and since I've been hired to help you and your brother, I've been told to not make those kind of references while around you and him
Alpheus: . . .
Azalea: "okay...?"
Barchar: "I mean, you're an alphys, clearly."
Hywel: "Don't do it again."
Fanta: glares
Barchar: "But most wouldn't try to drop in stealthily. They'd just walk in like a normal person."
Alpheus: "I'm Alphys. I mean, right. An. Alphys."
Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch
Barchar: "Clearly you're new to the bar if you need to get used to that concept."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -leaves returns with an ice pack- Here. Have this.[/font][/color]
Alpheus: "No, you don't understand."
Jäger Leyline: takes said ice pack and puts it on his eye
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : There![/font][/color]
Azalea: -She leans on Fanta.-
Alpheus: She looks around conspiratorially
Barchar: "I find that unlikely, but try to explain if you wish."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -is now in a sweater, and a pair of shorts-[/font][/color]
Alpheus: "I am THE Alphys."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -sits by him-[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: anyways
Alpheus: "The one all your alternate Alphys lookalikes are based off of."
Azalea: "Well, it's nice to see you again, Fanta."
Barchar: "...Yes, we all like to think that we're the original, the prime dimension."
Fanta: Nice to see you too
Barchar: "We'd also all be incorrect. There is no 'prime dimension.'"
Jeska or Jukon: I know hes a fruitcake Azalea and Hywel, but he is actually pretty good in a fight and will come through. just..ignore his attitude
Alpheus: Alphys feels pretty cool for illegal preposition-at-the-end-of-the-sentence.
Fanta: What have you been up to?
Alpheus: "No, no."
Hywel: "I'll try."
Alpheus: "I'm not from any prime dimension."
Azalea: "Nothing. Seems like there's a line between the two timelines, ours has everything to do, and this one really doesn't have much to do."
Alpheus: "I've MADE myself the prime Alphys."
Jeska or Jukon: I'm paying him a lot of money to do this so let me know if he goes out of line
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : Hey, I never actually learned your name...[/font][/color]
Barchar: "That...makes no sense."
Fanta: I've never been to your timeline
Jäger Leyline: Jager....Jager Leyline
Jäger Leyline: stands up with a sense of pride
Hywel: "It's dull, and abandoned."
Jäger Leyline: THE RED BLITZ
Alpheus: "Got your attention, h-. Hmm? You don't believe me?"
Alpheus: "Well..."
: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -looks to Jager, and claps-[/font][/color]
Alpheus: *thinks*
Alpheus: "Ok."
Hywel: "You gonna share some of that ego?"
Jäger Leyline: I blaze across the battlefield! Leaving a red streak of destruction as I go
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Hywel: "Oh god, Jukon is it worth bringing him along?"
Ant: (( Ayy ))
Jeska or Jukon: -whispers- hes a lot different on the job, trust me
Alpheus: *exaggeratedly checks her watch*
Hywel: -He nods.-
Fanta: ((Lol
Alpheus: "Oh well... time to fly."
Fanta: ((My boss
Fanta: (("I can actually make the battler sprites myself, just blow them up by 200% in GIMP"
Alpheus: Her gaze darts around the room and she suddenly dashes straight out the Anydoor.
Fanta: (("I need a battler sprite"
Fanta: ((Zozzle
Jeska or Jukon: he did earn those names, he just let it get to his head
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: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : You sound badass. (`ω´)[/font][/color]
Fanta: Hywel, how is the recon going?
Hywel: "I got a bunch of layouts of government grounds."
Fanta: Good, good
Fanta: Just tell me when you're ready to go
Hywel: "Looks like there's a big barbed sure fence, and no unlocked doors."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Wire*
Barchar: "....well that wasn't suspicious in the slightest."
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: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : Well, I'm a highly capable- not to mention sentient, obviously-- robot.[/font][/color]
Hywel: "I doubt we'll be making any friends."
Fanta: Mhm..
Fanta: I can follow you around, evaporated
Jäger Leyline: what kind of resistance are we expecting?
Jäger Leyline: ((gotta in 20
Fanta: Block any gunfire by materializing in the barrel
Fanta: ((Imma play ds3 soon
Hywel: "Okay. Not sure, only got building info."
: ((will you be back, Yazan?))
Jäger Leyline: ((I'll be on the phone, but I'll be moving than I have to go to the doctors
Jäger Leyline: ((by 10 I'm out
: ((ok
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: ((hey AD, remember TVTale from some time ago?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah))
: ((wanna do that again?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sure))
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-A familiar show clicks on, on the bar TV...!-[/color][/font]
Hywel: -His, and azaleas attentions are turned to the tv.-
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: [font=Futura] [color=#ff8800] TVTale!Temmie : hOi eVrI1!!!!!!!!!![/color][/font]
: ((there's a guest star, who should it be
: ((Any ideas?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dunno))
: ((Well, the only one we can't do is Garth because he's dead
: ((Who RPs The Batter again?))
: ((I can't remember
DamnDude: (( ...I don't think anyone fully RPed the batter ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Me neither))
DamnDude: (( I know Slar had the batter in painful, but that's really it ))
: ((Well, anyone can, if they know how he acts well enough))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm not because I don't))
Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch next to Hywel
: ((How about...
: ((gtg soon))
: ((actually wait, we can function without one
: [font=Futura] [color=#ff8800] TVTale!Temmie : wElCOm 2 tEM aN fRENdS!!!!!!!!!!!![/color][/font]
: [font=Futura] [color=#ff8800] TVTale!Frisk : -waves, holding TV!Asriel's hand-[/color][/font]
Jäger Leyline: so ah....you look pretty tough for a kid
: ((brb
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Jäger Leyline: is a black goat in red armor with two small shields on his arms and has robotic legs btw
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I assume I'm tv Asriel))
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] is now TV!Asriel [TV!Asriel].
Hywel: "Yeah."
Jäger Leyline: Azalea's your sister right
Hywel: "Yes."
Jäger Leyline: got a youger sisiters myself
Hywel: "Cool."
Jeska or Jukon: -gets up- you two play nice, I'm going home
Jäger Leyline: yep
Jäger Leyline: its cools
Jeska or Jukon: -heads home to AD and Onna-
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is home.-
Jäger Leyline: ((gonna head to work, be on the phone
Jeska or Jukon: hey AD
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].
Jäger Leyline: so uh.... how old is she? 10?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey."
Hywel: "Nine."
Hywel: "Why do you ask?"
Jäger Leyline: just wondering. my sis is 14
Hywel: -He nods.-
Jeska or Jukon: lies on the bed. theres a bump on her stomach
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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slides next to her.-
Jeska or Jukon: you know I never asked
Jeska or Jukon: what do you want?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "From what?"
Jeska or Jukon: hugs him
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Jeska or Jukon: i just mean this whole thing
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whatever makes you happy."
Jeska or Jukon: what about yoir happiness8
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You being happy makes me happy."
Jeska or Jukon: well dont know if I told you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Jeska or Jukon: but it only takes 4 to 5 months
Jeska or Jukon: for fish
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I guess that's good?"
Fellby: ((guys:
Jeska or Jukon: less time like this
Fellby: ((check this out:
Fellby: ((https://65.media.tumblr.com/08efcf223e99d98c20c48453b42bc363/tumblr_nxsf1d78wk1r4tvlno1_540.png
TV!Asriel: ((The man))
TV!Asriel: ((Who speaks)
TV!Asriel: ((In hands))
TV!Asriel: ((The cross is a stretch))
Jeska or Jukon: (bombs?
: TV!Asriel [TV!Asriel] is now Socially-Inept Bread [Asriel_Dreemurr].
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Jeska or Jukon: any ideas for a name?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No goddamn clue."
Jeska or Jukon: thats a shitty name
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know what I meant."
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Jeska or Jukon: jukriel?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asron."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "No I'm kidding that's terrible."
Jeska or Jukon: you sound like yout father
Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles.-
Gaster: wanders into the bar, looking over a paper.
Hellaton: ((asron sounds like an alien planet
Hellaton: ((hi btw
Gaster: is also wearing what looks to be a crown made of twigs and flowers.
Gaster: ((hi there
Hywel: "Hey there, Gaster."
Jäger Leyline: hey skele dude
Gaster: Ah, hello, everyone.
Hellaton: enters the bar, also adorned in a flower crown.
Hellaton: looks to Gaster immediately. ".....Sssssshe gogogot you too?"
Gaster: smiles up at him, briefly. "So, how'd you like the park?"
Gaster: Yeah, she did.
Hellaton: It wwwas... nicer than I exxxxpected.
Gaster: I can't say no when she asks to go to the park.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Found this gem. http://postimg.org/image/z6hnyqphd/cded9f47/
Hellaton: ((i had a chuckle
Hellaton: At lllleast the flowers are rerered.
Gaster: Yeah, she has good taste.
Hellaton: nods.
Hellaton: Jjjjjust like Memetttaton. Color coooooooooordination is their collecttive thing.
Gaster: ... Say, the bi-monthly census is coming up soon. You should be prepared.
Hellaton: ...The whhat?
Gaster: ((i found this gem: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/42/06/d142068aaea2023c24029101b13c99a7.jpg
Jeska or Jukon: let me know if you come up with a name
Hellaton: ((ayyyyy
Hellaton: ((repost that pic when alphys/sgh comes on. jasper is her fav
Gaster: Well, we keep track of who lives in the timeline, so we know how much resources we need.
Jeska or Jukon: already got a small bump, god Im gonna feel fat soon
Hellaton: Oh.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Gaster: It also keeps track of whose married, who's got a job, and who's going to have a kid.
Hywel: -He sits with Azalea.-
Hellaton: Oh.......
Hellaton: ...
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jäger Leyline: so you two come from anither time line right?
Hellaton: If Jojo sound effects existed the word "jealousy" would pop up.
Gaster: I saw a couple get engaged today. It was sweet, her name was Homura and he called her his "home run."
Hellaton: Hhhhah, cute.......
Hellaton: ((homura x batter
Gaster: ((no
Gaster: ((no batters in the gaston timeline
Hellaton: ((spoilers for both pmmm and off: [spoiler]i mean theyre both demons[/spoiler]
Gaster: ((tru, but it's not THAT homura
Hellaton: ((tru, but that whas my first thought
Gaster: Yeah, a lot of couples tend to get engaged right before the census.
Hellaton: Where's Envy? They need to be here and point to Hellaton and say "that's me" and run off.
Hellaton: ...Oh...
Hywel: -He looks about.-
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Hellaton: seems to be more broken each day
Hellaton: ((ayy
Jäger Leyline: so you two come from anither time line right?
Hywel: "Yeah."
Hellaton: whos that directed at
Gaster: It's this weird tradition in the timeline. Sort of, "I'll marry you before the next one, okay?"
Hellaton: o nvm
Jäger Leyline: jeska said something about no adults
Hellaton: Oh.
Gaster: ((brb potty break
Hellaton: ((dont fall in
Jäger Leyline: ((hold it chime
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Hellaton: ((OBJECTION
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