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Gaster: That poor Bellossom...

Flor and Tania: Titania tries to make it quick and just stone edges the thing

Gaster: Oh...

Flor and Tania: ...And then psychics it.

Flor and Tania: "Dear god how tough is that thing?"

Gaster: Well, damn. You did your best, Hellaton.

Hellaton: ...

Gaster: May I try again?

Hellaton: Thhhhanks.

Jäger Leyline: well I need a beer

Flor and Tania: "Good game. Get up here."

MettatonSEX: You fought with all you had. Great job!

Flor and Tania: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-randombattle-369529497 ))

Flor and Tania: Titania looks at her ice-cubed Hawlucha.

Flor and Tania: "...Ouch."

Gaster: grins.

Hellaton: thinks Hawlucha looks pretty cool

MettatonSEX: Nice!

Gaster: "Praise lord helix, bitch!"

MettatonSEX: Oh my god.

Hellaton: ?

Gaster: Ooooh, screw you...

Hellaton: Fuck.

Flor and Tania: "Doctor Gaster, do not call a trained swordswoman with an Aegislash a Bitch."

Flor and Tania: "Thats a warning."

MettatonSEX: If you hurt him I'll have to kill you.

Flor and Tania: Titania just rolls her eyes and goes back to her battle.

MettatonSEX: -has a cannon for a hand-

MettatonSEX: KICK HER ASS, DARLING

Gaster: I'm trying, damn it!

Flor and Tania: -Has a pokemon that can literally slice through fucking mountains and steal the souls of those it touches-

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MettatonSEX: -can and will shoot her to a bloody pulp if she hurts Gaster-

Jäger Leyline: -has a beer-

: ((Ayy

Hellaton: ((yo

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: ((Not starting now, i dont think

Gaster: is in the middle of a pokemon battle.

: ((Maybe in 15ish

Jäger Leyline: hey there

: Fab: howdy

Flor and Tania: "I'm sorry about this, but it's necessary."

Gaster: God... stop making her flinch!

Flor and Tania: *flinch flinch flinch*

Hellaton: I cccccan relate to the moooooon being.

: Asuka is in her armor, with her swood

Gaster: smirks. Payback's a bitch, isn't it?

MettatonSEX: ..............Nice.

: They look around, sitting on the couch, Asuka in fabriel's lap

Hellaton: can relate to Cresselia flinching thee rounds in a row

Hellaton: *three

Gaster: Well, crud.

Flor and Tania: Another legendary is washed away.

Jeska or Jukon: ((how old is Asuka now?

: ((Still 11

: ((Jager better not

Jeska or Jukon: ((no I was wondering if they went through a time skip again

: ((Nah

MettatonSEX: Wow, Manaphy, you cunt.

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Jäger Leyline: -sits on the couch, wish I had a babe on my lap

Gaster: ((a literal fucking baby appears in the bar

Flor and Tania: ((Buddy))

Jeska or Jukon: (Jager: Please god no! I HATE KIDS

Hellaton: ((mettaton jokingly spreads himself on his lap, "hello", crushes his legs under 825 pounds of robot

Gaster: ((hellaton sits on mettaton's lap for extra measure

MettatonSEX: Oh my stars.

Gaster: Yes.

Jäger Leyline: -actually has robotic legs

Flor and Tania: Titania smirks, and sends out her last pokemon.

Hellaton: ((THATS 1822 POUNDS OF PRESSURE

Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager: -gets sat on by Metta- Dude, you broke my legs

Hellaton: ((now thats close to a mettaTON

Flor and Tania: Imagine a Shark literally fucking divebombing a lugia using waterfalls at high speeds.

Flor and Tania: Just.

Flor and Tania: Damn son.

Gaster: -And then dying from poison.

Hellaton: ((metta: you wanted a babe on your lap so i found the hottest one. me

Gaster: Wow, I came pretty close that time.

Hellaton: claps.

Flor and Tania: "Well, i'm not exactly as good as Florinia."

MettatonSEX: My turn now, darling.

Flor and Tania: "If you ask me, I much prefer just beating the crap out of the trainer instead of the pokemon."

Flor and Tania: "But whatever."

Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager: looks like you got pretty poor taste in judgement when it comes to hotness

MettatonSEX: -steps up-

Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager: I prefer the ladies

Hellaton: ((mettaton: OH! MY GOD

Flor and Tania: Hey, she works in hunting down criminals, of course she's a good fighter.

Flor and Tania: "Alright, we're doing a special round."

Gaster: Oooh?

MettatonSEX: Oh?

Flor and Tania: "These pokemon are genetically engineered to be freaks of nature. They're completely and utterly random."

MettatonSEX: Ohhhhh yes.

Hellaton: ....

Flor and Tania: "It's disturbing, I know."

Hellaton: I thhhhhink I found mmmmmmmmy people.

MettatonSEX: Hellaton no

Gaster: Hella, please.

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Flor and Tania: The Kirlia abruptly grows wings.

Flor and Tania: "..."

Hellaton: ...

Gaster: ((I find this art of zacharie very relatable: http://66.media.tumblr.com/ac785dd081fb7d0bc68bef90500b23b4/tumblr_inline_n314f0GxIJ1qcpnmf.jpg

Flor and Tania: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-hackmonscup-369535677 ))

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Flor and Tania: "...Yes, a Kirlia that can Fly."

Flor and Tania: "Freaky, this is why science nerds shouldn't mess with their toys."

Hellaton: It's ffffffreaky but managesss to lililive. I relllate to it.

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Flor and Tania: "You wouldn't think a Kirlia could beat a Ledian like that..."

MettatonSEX: Hellaton, darling, you're wonderful. You're not a freak.

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Flor and Tania: ((Sorry i'm lagging))

Flor and Tania: ((My internet suuuucks))

Jeska or Jukon: ((where is everyone?

Flor and Tania: ((Outside the bar))

Hellaton: ((it ok

Jeska or Jukon: ((no I mean the rpers

Erron: ((ech

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Gaster: ((michigan

Flor and Tania: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-hackmonscup-369535677 ))

Erron: (([s]HELL[/s]))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Ech

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Flor and Tania: ((FFFFFFF))

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Jeska or Jukon: ((oh, geez it took me this long to see how you guys were playing pokemon

Gaster: ((I think laharl's having connection issues tho

Flor and Tania: ((Okay I guess this is done))

Flor and Tania: ((Because my internet isn't working and I can't get back on my acc))

Flor and Tania: Titania abruptly leaves, Florinia is gone too, they have business elswhere

Flor and Tania: While Laharl goes fix his internet.

MettatonSEX: ....Can I keep the Clefable?

Gaster: ...Well. That was rather anticlimatic.

Flor and Tania: Theres a note left behind.

Flor and Tania: "You can have the Clefable, Kirlia, and Ledian. They're too weak for competitive use and would be put down otherwise, so it's best you have them.'

MettatonSEX: Sweet.

Hellaton: .......Oh

Gaster: The kids will love them!

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Flor and Tania: "We're taking the Clawitzer though. That thing can be innovated to breed with other water types, we might be able to make a Volcanion with it's eruption blood."

MettatonSEX: .....Fuck

GN Austin: -Walks into the bar with Kimmy, holding his bag of trinkets close- Idunno, I thought it was a good movie... -the duo sit in a booth-

MettatonSEX: I'm keeping the rest of my team though

Gaster: Alright, let's head inside. It's cold out.

Flor and Tania: ((Options: Slarv can take us all to hell))

Jäger Leyline: how are there no hot women here right now?

Flor and Tania: ((Or Arena shenanigans, or regular.))

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Kimmy: I still can't believe you were Team Iron Man.

Flor and Tania: ((NO))

Flor and Tania: ((FUCKING))

Flor and Tania: ((SPOILERS))

Erron: ((I wont spoil))

Gaster: ((THIS IS A SPOILER-FREE CHAT

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Erron: ((Promise))

Flor and Tania: ((IF YOU SPOIL CIVIL WAR FOR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET))

Erron: ((Promise, k?))

Gaster: ((alrighty

Hellaton: ((THE UNION DEFEATS TGE CONFEDERACY

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Erron: ((ABE LINCOLN DIES

Gaster: ((pffff

Flor and Tania: ((DUMBLEDORE DIES))

Gaster: ((THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION IS A THING

Erron: ((DANK FUCKING MEMES

Flor and Tania: ((JAR JAR BINKS KILLS DUMBLEDORE))

Jeska or Jukon: ((SLAVERY IS ABOLISHED!

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GN Austin: I'm still waiting for Deadpool 2... it's gonna be fucking amazing!

Jeska or Jukon: ((JAR JAR COMES WITH PICKLEs PICKLES

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Gaster: ((i'm jarred you would bring up jar jar in this chat

Hellaton: ((clawitzer has victory star btw

Erron: ((THEN BAYONETTA POPS UP AND JOINS SMASH))

Jeska or Jukon: ((IT WAS A SLED THE ENTIRE TIME

Flor and Tania: ((CAPTAIN AMERICA DIES))

Flor and Tania: ((Wait shit))

Erron: ((SUPERMAN FUCKS A TREE))

Erron: ((wait, that's not Marvel))

Jeska or Jukon: ((I saw it, it was a good movie, and FAR better than BvS

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Gaster: looks around the bar, wondering if it's time to go to hell.

Flor and Tania: ((I told you BvS was shit))

Flor and Tania: The Arena Ticket is glowing if it's not time to go to hell.

Jeska or Jukon: ((I never disagreed with you

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Erron: ((Still waiting for that GOD DAMNED THE INCREDIBLES SEQUEL, INSTEAD OF CARS 15))

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Hellaton: and Metta reenter the bar

Mi: ((yo

Erron: ((ay

Mi: ((I modded a game and made something cool

Jeska or Jukon: ((I want see the Killing Joke

MettatonSEX: -has six mutated pokemon and since i cant remember the movesets for some of them fuck it

Erron: ((I want an Overwatch Movie.))

Gaster: sits on the couch, straightening out his tie. He put on a fancy suit and everything.

MettatonSEX: -im making up the movesets for the rest of mine that i didnt write down-

MettatonSEX: -puts the balls in storage for later, then gays out Gaster's tie.

Flor and Tania: The Arena Ticket glows alluringly.

Flor and Tania: Since Slarv is MIA?

Gaster: sighs, then looks at the arena ticket. I guess if they go to hell in the middle of it they can just get yanked out.

Jäger Leyline: -picks up one of the tickets- so this takes us to Hell huh? well Hell has never seen the likes of me

Gaster: slams that motherfucking Arena Ticket.

Hellaton: just so you know he does look more feminine than a traditional man normally would, same with Metta, so have awkward flirting ensue if you wish

Mi: ((where is everyone

Flor and Tania: *Flash*

Jeska or Jukon: ((bar

MettatonSEX: M

Gaster: *AAAHHHHH*

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Hellaton: *!

Mi: wheels in.

MettatonSEX: !

The Arena: [Champion Unlocked:Titania]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heya, everyoone~[/font]

The Arena: MTT, Gaster, and everyone else that were near the Arena Ticket are gone. They're in the Arena waiting room.

The Arena: The Red at the counter just waves.

The Arena: "You've got a new champion, some girl named Titania"

MettatonSEX: ...Uh. Hi Red.

Gaster: Alright, let's do some... fighing.

MettatonSEX: The fuck is this?

Jäger Leyline: man I was told this place would be weird, but a cat on a card board rollingbox

The Arena: Red just shorthands the explanation to MTT.

MettatonSEX: ...Well then.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Wh-what's so bad about thaat...? *yawns*[/font]

Erron: ((Austin and Kimmy were IN the bar, not outside, so are they there too?))

Jäger Leyline: -is transported- Aw shit

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Jeska or Jukon: was in the bathroom

Gaster: ((WELL SHIT, THERE'S SLARV

Mi: ((hey Slarv I though of stats for Mi

The Arena: "Want to do round 2? Or would you rather chat up your new girl."

Jeska or Jukon: ((RETCON EVERYTHING

The Arena: NEVERMIND

The Arena: GUESS THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

: ((..uhh

: ((Yeah we'll start in 15-20..

Jeska or Jukon: ((CAU NEVER HAPPENED ITS ALL FAKE AWWWWWWWW

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The Arena: Wait nevermind

Gaster: ((okay

The Arena: Theres enough time kek.

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: ((Or i can start it now, im just on mobilw

Gaster: Ah, we can chat with her, I guess.

Mi: ((She'd be a tank, and her specials are:))

The Arena: [Talk to Titania] [Arena round 2] [Attack Red]

Jäger Leyline: -will use Jeska's stats for now

Gaster: [Talk to Titania]

Hellaton: [Congratulate Gunner first]

Mi: ((Loaf: She can waste a turn to build up stats. ))

MettatonSEX: [Talk to Titania]

The Arena: Not an option, we're talking to Titania.

Hellaton: [Fuck you Laharl]

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The Arena: She's in the champion room, just leaning against the wall. "Ugh, can't believe all these kids are ready to fight for money."

Mi: ((Cardboard Guard: Increases defense of her and her allies.))

Jeska or Jukon: -is still at the bar I guess

Gaster: Forgive me if I'm wrong, but don't you get money for beating other trainers?

: ((Im taking everyone to hell soon

Mi: ((Repair: Heals by a mediocre amount))

: ((God i hope flame shows up

The Arena: "No, you get it from beating their pokemon."

: ((Bcuz barchar was the whole joke

Gaster: Oh.

The Arena: [Titania:Strong, and has a sword. Refuses to fight alongside someone younger than her.]

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Jäger Leyline: ((oi DD

The Arena: [Begin Round 2?]

Mi: (( Loaf: She can waste a turn to build up stats. Cardboard Guard: Increases defense of her and her allies. Repair: Heals by a mediocre amount, and increases defense of an ally for a few turns. ))

: -Still at home-

Hellaton: [Sure]

Mi: ((Mi will be a tank))

Gaster: [Sure, why not.]

: ((So is titania ur fighter tonight?

: -Still not at home*-

The Arena: ((I guess, should I write up stats?))

Jäger Leyline: ((bio you mind turning up the brightness on ur text

Mi: ((not at all

: ((Sure, but if she wont fight with someone younger than her she cant be in the discord fight

: -Phone is at 2% ol3qse save me-

The Arena: The battlefield is infront of Gaster and MTT.

The Arena: ((I mean in the Arena))

: ((Oh ok

The Arena: ((Fighting for their lives is something, fighting for fame and money is not))

Mi: ((This good?

Jäger Leyline: ((much better

The Arena: "Welcome to Rouuuuuund 2!"

: -Please*-

Jäger Leyline: ((believe in yourself DD

Jäger Leyline: (use determination to make your phone live

: (({I'm on the highway to hell}

MettatonSEX: -watches the fight. Hella shoukd be there too bc he signed the paper-

Hellaton: ((ye

The Arena: "In this corner, our running winners:Ms. Gaster's Baby Boy, his spouse, and the alternate version of his spouse!"

MettatonSEX: Uh.

: -Ive done that for the last hour, its been at 2% that whole time because i was inly listening to music-

The Arena: ((Yes, another Lisa reference))

Gaster: ... Uh?

MettatonSEX: What in the fuvk?

The Arena: "Today, our champions are fighting once more!

The Arena: The battle will be a ...horde fight! Oh boy! Special rules!

: -Shit its at 1%-

Hellaton: ...

: ((Rip you bby

The Arena: Gaster, Mettaton, and Hellaton are allowed one champion, while the enemy is allowed as many as they need!

: -Oh god-

Mi: ((Slarv you heard the stats for Mi, right?))

Jäger Leyline: is watching the fight cuz he was transported here

Mi: ((well, rather, specials.))

Jäger Leyline: ((Slarv's on mobile

The Arena: Stakes are high, and the money is even higher! Are you prepared for victory?

: ((Add them yourself, doc's open for edits now

Mi: ((Okay

: ((I'm on mobile

: -Wake me up inside-

The Arena: [Round 2:] Another roulette wheel.

The Arena: ((Oh you got the not-joke character this time))

: ((Guise if u gimme a good idea i can maybe get it in the mod

Jäger Leyline: ((who Lar?

The Arena: "Napstablook has brought his champions for round two! This battle is sponsored by Dj Napstablook's Sweet Jams!"

Jäger Leyline: ((oh nm Laharl

MettatonSEX: THEIR

Gaster: THEIR

Hellaton: ...

: ((Top zozzle

The Arena: ((Woops))

The Arena: ((fuck))

Hellaton: crosses both sets of arms.

The Arena: "...Their. I have been informed I am a priviledged fuck!"

: ((Check ur priveleg

The Arena: *Sound of a checklist being checked*

Jäger Leyline: eh we all make mistakes

Hellaton: ((lol

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: -Check yo-

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Hellaton: .....

The Arena: "Napstablook's champions:"

The Arena: The arena is suddenly filled with the sound of Pepper Steak.

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: ((Oh boy

Gaster: Oooooh, no.

: ((Phones at 3%

MettatonSEX: Oh, fuck me.

Hellaton: ........Whhhhat?

The Arena: "The Spooky Spectres!" The other side of the Arena shows what looks like a transparent ghost Batter, and about 15 random spectres behind him.

Gaster: [sub]Later.[/sub]

MettatonSEX: Meant it metaphorically but okay

Jäger Leyline: (( you need to get a portable power source Slar

The Arena: He's smiling. And the Napstablook behind them in the booth seems perfectly fine. So it's clearly not a big deal.

The Arena: I mean, not all Batters are murder machines, right? It's like a Chara.

: ((I have one, it doesnt fucking fit my phone

Hellaton: does not look at the Napstablook.

The Arena: "It appears Napstablook has hired our resident Musicians to help out!"

Jäger Leyline: ((get one where the cord can be swapped out, has a usb output

: Dab on em

Gaster: thinks for a moment. "So who can take all these people on?"

The Arena: [Duet is assisting Napstablook's Spooky Spectres!]

Jäger Leyline: ((I got like 4 from Ollies before I left the US for like 4 bucks each

MettatonSEX: ......

Gaster: ((I got one for free

The Arena: [Pick your Champion!]

: ((Almost ready to go daddy laharl

Jäger Leyline: ((I got a cylinder one for free but its low ampage

: ((Better wipe em out fast bby

MettatonSEX: [I mean Titania has a Ghost type sword and ghost is supereffective against ghost so it makes sense right]

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Jäger Leyline: you guys need a champion?

The Arena: ((I'll add her stats once this is done))

Gaster: [Let's go with her.]

Jäger Leyline: I'm right here baby

The Arena: [Sponsors may NOT fight in place of a champion]

The Arena: [TITANIA HAS BEEN CHOSEN!]

The Arena: The swordswoman steps out into the arena, immediately putting her sword and shield up.

The Arena: Well, her Aegislash up.

Hellaton: watches the battle, but refuses to look at the other Blook.

Jäger Leyline: oh come on! I'm not a sponsor....

Hellaton: Not Metta, mind you.

Jäger Leyline: just watches the battle instead

Jeska or Jukon: -meanwhile at the bar- The fuck is everyone?

The Arena: The moment the battle starts, Titania dives forward, and the sounds of spectres being defeated goes by fast.

The Arena: Goddamn she's a fucking killing machine.

Gaster: -The puppeteer would be proud.-

MettatonSEX: WOOOO, KICK THEIR ASSES!

The Arena: The Duet intervene, and blast concentraded shrill sound at Titania...

Jäger Leyline: not bad...

Jäger Leyline: kind of hot too....nice ass

The Arena: ...Which hits her shield, and is reflected at the Batter! The Batter falls over from the pain.

Gaster: YEAH!

MettatonSEX: -elbows Jäger-

The Arena: It's Super Effective.

Jäger Leyline: what?

Jäger Leyline: don't be jealous

Hellaton: claps

MettatonSEX: My ass is the best ass out there, darling.

The Arena: A few slices later, and it's fucking over. Titania just has a gash across the side of her from where one of the spectres bit her.

Jäger Leyline: looks at Mettas ass

MettatonSEX: Wonderful!

Jäger Leyline: eh

The Arena: ((Fun Fact:It's entirely possible to bribe your way through the arena))

MettatonSEX: -has a wonderful ass-

Jäger Leyline: sorry I'm not into dudes

Gaster: chuckles. "Your ass is quite wonderful...

MettatonSEX: You're missing out.

The Arena: "The Winner is Titania!"

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Hellaton: nods, agreeing with Gaster. He hasn't spoken.

Jäger Leyline: hey you do you, nothing against that. just not my boat

The Arena: "As a prize, Napstablook has put in one of their own CD's in the pot, as well as 10G!"

Gaster: MMh. I guess so.

Gaster: Hey, nice!

MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful!

The Arena: "Whats this?"

The Arena: The Batter gets up, and walks off the field, towards the champions area.

The Arena: [Champion Unlocked: Batter?!]

: ((Imma use the bathroom quick

MettatonSEX: Uh.

Gaster: Huh.

The Arena: "...That happened."

Hellaton: ...

Gaster: Purifiers can be reliable.

MettatonSEX: Who knew.

The Arena: "Titania's Sponsors also win a...[sub]What is this thing again[/sub]"

The Arena: "Salesman Ticket?"

The Arena: "Wierd."

Hellaton: !

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The Arena: [Salesman Ticket get!]

Hellaton: knows what to use this for!!!!

Gaster: Ooooh.

The Arena: "Seeya later folks!"

The Arena: [Return to Bar?]

Gaster: ((it's redeemable for one whole zacharie

Gaster: [yes]

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Hellaton: [Yes, get away from that Napstablook.]

The Arena: On the way out, Red hands the group 10G, a CD disc with "Live at Grillby's" inscribed upon it, and a ticket.

Gaster: ((HA

Gaster: ((I HAVE THAT CD IRL

MettatonSEX: -takes the CD-

The Arena: [Salesman Ticket(1):One free item from the Salesman, within reason.]

Jäger Leyline: hmm that Red chick, wonder whats under that coat of hers

Hellaton: ((i have the ghost fight track on my ipad

Gaster: ((honestly the heartbreak cover is my favorite

The Arena: Porcelain. Under her coat is Porcelain and ghost.

MettatonSEX: I wonder if your brain thinks of anything other than women.

Jäger Leyline: damn....

The Arena: ((I like the Death By Glamor cover))

The Arena: Like, literally. She's a ghost posessing a porcelain doll.

Hellaton: ((im gonna need to hear that one sometime

Jäger Leyline: well theres the battlefield, but I'm not there right now

Gaster: heads back to the bar.

Jäger Leyline: besides, women are wonderful

The Arena: ((Who wants a hint))

Hellaton: heads back. His hips are swaying noticeably; it helps the syspension.

Hellaton: ((i know what to use the ticket for

The Arena: ((Some champions can be unlocked by literally just asking, maybe you've got some friends?))

Hellaton: ((ooh cool

Gaster: ((Ooooh

Gaster: ((Could we ask some people from other timelines to be champions? I know a few people in the gaston timeline who are itching for action

Hellaton: has not spoken, looks pretty androgynous, and has a nice body and nice features.

The Arena: ((Characters can indeed be champions))

Hellaton: ((MAKE JASPER A CHAMPION

The Arena: ((Jager could be a champion, if, he literally, just fucking asked kek))

Gaster: ((that's who I was thinking of

Hellaton: ((YES

Hellaton: ((YESSSSSS

The Arena: (('Hey can I go fight for wealth and fame' 'Sure just sign this waiver'))

Jäger Leyline: So you need another champion

Jäger Leyline: said that to no one in particular

Gaster: ((If we have time after Slarv's stuff I'll do a scene with her

The Arena: ((Also, Fighting isn't the only way to win))

Jäger Leyline: hops into the arena, " I'm right here baby!

Hellaton: shrugs.

The Arena: ((If you unlock their station, Earth and Air can 'Arrange' things for you))

The Arena: ((Like they can 'arrange' for the next fight to just mysteriously fall asleep mid-fight, or have broken weaponry, or you could bribe them to forfeit.))

The Arena: ((These first few fights were freebies, next up you're gonna have to start thinking))

Gaster: ((as a matter of fact I should look at the Gaston Census I was writing

Jäger Leyline: tough crowd

The Arena: ((Now Imma write up Titania stats))

Hellaton: ((i kind of wanna see awkward flirting with hellaton bc 1. hes gay and 2. he looks very androgynous, and his walk is pretty feminine due to his body's build.

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Jäger Leyline: leaves and return to the bar

Jäger Leyline: ((want Jager to do that?

Gaster: is ready to get the show on the road.

Jeska or Jukon: there you fucks are

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Gaster: looks at the cruise tickets.

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Jäger Leyline: regroups with Jeska

Jäger Leyline: you gonna go?

Gaster: Tickets to hell.

Hellaton: ((yes

Hellaton: nods

Jeska or Jukon: might as well?

Jäger Leyline: .*

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MettatonSEX: Let's kick ass.

: As: "Apparently that's where we actually hurt him.."

Gaster: I can't wait.

: ((So should I do all 3 fights or just 2

Hellaton: ((doesnt matter

: ((Imma just do 2

Jäger Leyline: ((hella is a mettaton right? beaten up or messed up right?

Hellaton: ((yes

Gaster: ((uf mettaton

Hellaton: ((but hes an underfell metta too

Jäger Leyline: ((don't know anything about underfell

Hellaton: ((he's 8'8", red, four eyes and four arms

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Jäger Leyline: -likely wouldn't be into that

Hellaton: ((also my version of him has curly hair, multiple cracks in his casing, and wider hips than you can believe

Hellaton: well there goes the scenario

Gaster: -four arms, four times the handjobs-

: There's a river near the bar, head there?

The Arena: Titania is in the bar, yeah.

: High Priest Laharl [The Arena] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].

Jäger Leyline: -more like to be weirded out

Gaster: heads to the river. The riverperson's bobbing in their little boat.

Hellaton: decides to follow, so does Metta

: Beside the riverperson is a huge ass yacht

Titania: "I'm going with you guys, he's after Florinia, and I gotta make sure my coworkers aren;t hurt."

Titania: Titania follows.

: Fabby and Asuka follow

Jäger Leyline: goes along

Gaster: -The riverperson seems jealous.-

MettatonSEX: Alright

Jeska or Jukon: -follows too

: Shardy Hernandez is on the yacht, waiting

Titania: ((I'm putting down Titanias stats))

MettatonSEX: -is NEO, btw-

Titania: ((She hits hard but isn't too good at taking hits. Her passive is a feeble attempt to give her some survivability))

Jäger Leyline: ((I might play along though, it'll be quips though

Titania: ((And she has the same problem as Steel where she has barely any SP))

Jäger Leyline: ((gotta wait for the right moment though

Hellaton: ((right

: He takes your tickets, allowing you onto his yacht

Jäger Leyline: ((Jager will use Jukon's stats Slarv

: ((K

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Gaster: looks around the yacht. It's pretty nice.

Jäger Leyline: ((just make a few opporunities from time to time

Erron: ((I don't think Drawing Tablets are right for me when it comes to art.))

Jäger Leyline: ((Jager is kinda modeled a bit after Johnny Bravo

Titania: ((Slarv does Titania look like shit))

Hellaton: looks around as well, twirling his curly locks with a finger.

Titania: "I'm just here to kill this 'renamon fanclub' whoever they are." Titania says, leaning against the side of the yacht once she steps on.

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MettatonSEX: I'm very curious as to how we can all fit on this.

Gaster: Me too.

MettatonSEX: At least two of us are heavier than we seem, so.

Jäger Leyline: fingerguns Titania, "hey there good looking, pretty sweet moves on the battlefield

Hellaton: seems very nervous, his hips accentuated as he puts his weight on one leg.

: Shardy starts the boat, it levitates off the water

: Fabby holds onto Asuka

Gaster: Whooooah...

Gaster: grabs onto Mettaton.

Titania: Titania whistles the shanty. Catchy tune.

MettatonSEX: -grabs Gaster-

Titania: She looks at Jager.

Titania: "I'm a trained fighter, of course i'm good on the battlefield."

Hellaton: grabs the side of the yacht

Jäger Leyline: got some moves myself, care to see them?

Titania: "And don't get any ideas. I'm married."

Jäger Leyline: ....damn

Gaster: ((OOOOOOOHHH

Titania: ((Titania is married to Amaria, the water type Elite Four))

Jäger Leyline: its gonna suck for your husband

Hellaton: ((damn

Titania: "Wife."

: Shardy shoots off through the sky, "I can't believe someone would leave this lying around!"

Jäger Leyline: shit

Hellaton: ((DAAAAAAAAMN

: ((You just got roasted son

Gaster: snickers a little.

: Barchar is there too if flame ever FUCKING SHOWS UP

Jäger Leyline: well if you two ever want make things interesting

Hellaton: kind of. Leans against the side of the boat, watching Jager.

Jäger Leyline: add a fun guy like me

Titania: "Listen, bucko."

Gaster: looks at Mettaton and whispers, "Do you think he understands the concept of lesbians?"

MettatonSEX: -chuckles at how fucking dumb this guy is-

MettatonSEX: Nope.

Jeska or Jukon: -rolls her eyes-

: The boat lands, quite forcefully on the ground right outside the gates of hell, shops and houses are down the streets, dozens of Asriels are walking the streets. You overhear "Hey, Asriel." "Oh, hi Asriel, how's Asriel?"

Titania: She gives a small cold look. "My wife is currently going through severe depression and is likely crying on the couch while i'm here because i'm not around her. If you think you'll have anything to do with me. Not only is she going to kill you, she's then going to kill me. But it'll be hard cause i'll be covered in your blood from where you busted all the arteries."

MettatonSEX: Damn, roasted.

Hellaton: ....

Titania: ((Amaria is straight up depression, and Titania is basically the only thing keeping her from being a vegetable.))

Hellaton: (([s]so like me and my gf[/s]

Gaster: looks over the side of the boat, then takes a picture. "Neat."

Hellaton: ((that was a joke guys

Titania: ((For a small moment Amaria actually gets the idea that Titania is attracted to the main character, and she goes straight up fucking Yandere))

Jäger Leyline: a simple no would have done fine

Titania: ((And tries to kill you with her level 85 elite four team))

Jäger Leyline: but you are wrong about one thing

MettatonSEX: This looks like soneone's heaven.

Hellaton: nods.

Gaster: disembarks from the boat.

Titania: She scoffs, and walks away from Jager, looking at the gates of hell.

Titania: She jumps off the boat, landing on her feet.

Jeska or Jukon: -gets off the boat-

: The asriels greet the newcomers

Jäger Leyline: follows off the boat too

Hellaton: leaves the boat, waving.

Jäger Leyline: gets off the boat*

Gaster: Hello Asriel.

MettatonSEX: -is right behind Gaster-

: Dozens of Asriels say hello back

Jeska or Jukon: holy shit.....

Titania: ((Imagine flirting with someone and realizing they are both married, and they're not even the right sexuality to have any attraction to you))

Titania: ((It's like the biggest 'fuck' moment ever in flirting))

Hellaton: ((yep

Gaster: takes more pictures.

Jäger Leyline: ((doesn't give a shit

: A smol Asriel nuzzles up to jukon

Hellaton: idly rests a hand on a hip.

Titania: ((Jager is literally johnny bravo))

Jeska or Jukon: is caught by surprise,," whats with al lthe Asrieks

Jäger Leyline: Asriels*

Gaster: We're in Asrihell.

Titania: "If one of them tries to hug my i'm punting him."

Jäger Leyline: ((is, but theres more to him than that

MettatonSEX: This is AsriHell, Michigan.

: An Asriel is standing on a street-corner, looking at the group, he's in lingerie

: An Asriel cop chases him away

MettatonSEX: Toured here once. It was fun.

Jeska or Jukon: this is....weird

Gaster: Really? Why didn't you tell me?

: Well there was a smol child approaching Titania but he's backing up now

Titania: "I wonder if they taste like gogoat, grilled gogoat is pretty tasty." She's clearly joking.

MettatonSEX: You were asleep because you passed out from a project.

: He backs up a bit faster

Gaster: Ah, of course.

Hellaton: looks at her in horror.

Titania: Titania looks at Hellaton. "What? Humans eat cows."

Jäger Leyline: man, you're a buzz kill

: Down the street is the entrance to a ski-lift, a sign reading Mt. Toby next to it

Titania: "And...err...I don't know what you eat."

Hellaton: ........

Gaster: looks at the ski-lift.

: Asuka: That's the mountain

Titania: "Besides, it's not like we kill intelligent ones. Pokemon are put in two groups."

Gaster: It is.

: Asuka: There's a tower on top... that's where Asgore is

Hellaton: writes on a small piece of paper, in script: 'I don't.'

Titania: "Ones that are intelligent, sapient, and one that we've bred to purposefully be nonsapient and emotionless."

Jeska or Jukon: -picks uo one of the smol gotes-

Titania: "You can guess which ones we eat."

MettatonSEX: -is following Gaster and just staying hy him-

Hellaton: .......

Gaster: We need to get up there, don't we?

: Jukon is being swarmed by dozens of smol snuggly goats

Titania: Titania goes to follow MTT and Gaster.

Jäger Leyline: following the group

Jeska or Jukon: -is busy with the smol gotes

: Fab: I guess we use the lift?

Titania: "I can get us a ride, if anyone wants to ride a Skarmory."

Gaster: I guess so.

Gaster: takes the lift.

Hellaton: walks on, in horror. He... really thought the Gogoat was wonderful.

Jäger Leyline: gets on the lfit

MettatonSEX: -takes the lift, next to Gaster

Titania: The gogoat was wonderful. It was intelligent.

Titania: Titania doesn't trust elevators, and just rides her skarmory up.

Hellaton: sits next to Jager, so that he isn't a bother and taking up another seat

Hellaton: is very, very silent.

: An Asriel lets the group onto a lift, it leads up, the asriels wave as they go up the mountain

Titania: ((Jager: Dude, don't manspread.))

Jäger Leyline: not much of a talker are you?

Titania: ((*Everyone stares*))

Gaster: looks at the view.

Hellaton: shakes his head.

Gaster: ... Wow.

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MettatonSEX: Almost as beautiful as you, darling.

Gaster: blushes, then leans against his husband.

GN Austin: -have Austin and Kimmy been with them the whole time? I was testing out my Drawing Tablet, which sucks BTW-

MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster on the cheek.-

Jeska or Jukon: -is with the group and holding a smol Asriel-

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: Sure, they were

: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.

: The smol asriel is happily being held

Hellaton: writes on a paper he inexplicably has: 'Sorry my hips are so big...........-

Hellaton: ((DARLING HI

GN Austin: -Is holding so many Smol Asriels- THEY'RE SO CUTE OMYGOSH!

Gaster: kisses back.

Alphys: (DARLING HELL!!)

Alphys: (*HELLO)

Alphys: (fuck)

Jäger Leyline: heh, you say that like its a bad thing

: ((That's accurate though

Gaster: ((since guess where the characters are

Erron: (("Darling Hell" neets to be a thing))

Hellaton: raises a brow

Gaster: ((like "hello my dead"

: There's like 5 smol Asriels being cuddled on the lift, it slowly goes up the snowy mountain

GN Austin: -Is trying to hold them all- SO CUUUUUTE!

Titania: Titania is already at the mountain, adnd waits.

: The trees are growing deader as a black tower starts to come into view at the top of the mountain

Kimmy: . . .

Jäger Leyline: ((The elevator is overwieght and they have to throw off the Asriels

Gaster: ... Oh...

Erron: ((NO PLS))

: An Asriel in a parachute sails by the lift, waving

Hellaton: writes, 'What do you mean? I... I assume you're being squished against the seat I'm sorry-

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Kimmy: -Waves Back-

Jäger Leyline: nah your fine

Titania: Titania pats the Asriel on the parachute on the head, from her skarmory outside the lift.

Titania: She's got the equivalent of an air pimpmobile.

Jäger Leyline: but when you got hip like those, you gotta flaunt 'em

Hellaton: 'Oh.......'

: (( Finally ))

: Finally you arrive at the top of the mountain

: (( I am home ))

: The ski lift stops, the doors open

Titania: Titania is already there, sword and shield at the ready.

Hellaton: 'Mettaton does that pretty well...'

: (( and I'm too late, fuck ))

: Asuka: This is it...

Gaster: steps off the lift.

Hellaton: ' means writing

: Lua was there the whole time if you want

Titania: The sleeves/hands of the Aegislash wave around in the air, burning anything they touch with ghostly energy.

Hellaton: gets off as fast as he can

GN Austin: -Tries to carry all the Smolriels off of the lift-

Hellaton: OFF THE LIFT

: The Narrator [] is now Lua [Lua].

: They successfully burn snow, gg

Jäger Leyline: gets off along with Jeska

Erron: ((OOOOOOO))

: WOW OK MV

MettatonSEX: -just follows Gaster-

: THE SMOL ASREILS WATCH IN HORROR

Gaster: -you gotta take it slow hella-

Lua: snaps back to reality, "...What the fuck?"

Hellaton: IS NOT READY TO HAVE SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS AFTER ABUSE SHUT UP YOU GUYS.

: Ahead is a group of neckbearded humans standing in front of the tower door

Hellaton: cringes at the sight of them

Jäger Leyline: oh? is this when we fight

Kimmy: -Floats next to Austin- Are you going to keep cuddling those things, they could be demons... this is HELL after a-- Oh, who're these guys?

Hellaton: steps back, yes his hips sway a lil bit

MettatonSEX: ....

Gaster: Who are these guys?

Lua: "I feel like I've just been forced into a nightmare"

Kimmy: That's what I'm askin.

Lua: "Neckbeards and ski lifts"

Jäger Leyline: keep swaying like that

Hellaton: ...

: Neckbeards: Yo... who are you guys?

Hellaton: covers his face.

Gaster: We're here to kick ass.

Jäger Leyline: people with facial hair then you obviously

: Neckbeards: Uh... we got orders to keep everyone out

Lua: "The religion of the fine shaven, please join our philosophy and shave yourself"

GN Austin: -Is paying no attention to the Neckbeards- I'll name you Cuddles, and you Tommy, and you Kimmy Jr!

Titania: Titania land sdown, recalling her skarmory.

Titania: "I'll stab them if you want."

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Kimmy: Don't name them! They could be evil!

: ((ayy

: ((yya

: ((ayyyyyyy

Gaster: Yeah, and what are you going to do?

Erron: ((Ayy lmao

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I exist))

Titania: "Seriously guys, we're ontop of a snowy mountain. Noone would know."

Jäger Leyline: ((oi

: Neckbeards: Well, we were gonna fight some guy called Florinia, but our boss told us to just guard this tower

Lua: (( My mouse freaked out and I lost control of it"

Jäger Leyline: ((everyone is at hell

Titania: "Oh hey, Florinia, I know her."

: Someone can have come along if you want

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like Satan hell))

Titania: Titania levels her sword. "What's your opinion on Renamon?"

: Neckbeards: You mean sweet senpai?

Lua: (( Michigan Hell ))

Jäger Leyline: whats a Renamon?

Hywel: -He would have opted to not go to hell, thanks.-

Hellaton: writes, still covering his face. 'I have to walk this way............'

Titania: Aaaaand thats when the sword flies at Neckbeard #1, right for the neck.

Asriel_Dreemurr: is too busy with his child.

Gaster: realizes something. "These are the fucking furries."

MettatonSEX: Like, the bad kind.

: You entered battle against the Renamon Fanclub!

Lua: "Oh my god"

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yif))

Titania: Titania is in.

MettatonSEX: -is in-

Jäger Leyline: ((time to yif some dicks

: Who will battle?

Titania: ((Tania's FUCKING PISSED))

Lua: "How far down is the bottom of the mountain?"

Jäger Leyline: is in

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Undertail is practically yiff))

Titania: Well obviously Tania.

Kimmy: -Is in-

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Mostly, anyways))

Titania: ((I'm imagining the sword flying at them))

Gaster: is in, I guess.

Titania: ((And the whole world shifting into the battle scene final fantasy style))

: Kimmy, Metta, jager, and Tania enter battle!

Gaster: -or not-

: Fight or Act?

Jäger Leyline: too slow on the draw gramps

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gaster tried to get into the fight))

Jäger Leyline: -Fight

Titania: FIGHT

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BUT HE WAS DESTROYED))

: ((HE WAS DESTROYED

Kimmy: FIGHT!

Jäger Leyline: lets kick these guys ass

: What will you do

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's book))

MettatonSEX: -TOUGH AS NAILS-

Titania: Shadow Claw the Renamon Fanclub.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hurts me))

Gaster: cheers on his husband.

: They're a collective thing, only one battler I guess

Jeska or Jukon: -hands Jager the Magnum Caster-

Jäger Leyline: fires a #4 shot

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jukon: I MAY BE CARRYING A BABY BUT ILL GO TI HELL))

Titania: ((I REALIZE WHAT'S BEEN ON THE TIP OF MY TOUNGE))

Titania: ((HE'S JAGER BOMBASTIC))

Titania: ((ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN))

Hellaton: holds up a sign. 'YOU CAN DO IT'

Erron: ((Erron: Yes?))

Hellaton: ((it's eren

Titania: ((Everyone yells out 'ERIN'))

Hellaton: ((THEY ARE THE PREY AND WE ARE THE HUNTERS

Titania: ((I know how its spelled))

Titania: ((In Reborn I found a trainer))

: Titania used Shadow Claw!

Hellaton: ((alternatively, hes secretly a giant robot

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Hellaton: ((FIGHT THE KAIJU

Titania: (("This place is so much more different from the walls.." Techie Armin would like to battle!))

Hellaton: ((omg

Erron: ((Erron: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME!? -Eren walks up- WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG!?))

: It does 160 because I nerfed her attack

Hellaton: ((erron bites his thumb, becomes titan

Titania: Yeah, still respectable.

Erron: ((Giant Gote))

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Hellaton: ((metta fuses to become the tallest bc he pissy

: Jager uses a caster shot, dealing 280

: The Fanclub performs a pelvic thrust at Titania, dealing 480 damage

Hellaton: cringes

Kimmy: Ech.

Jäger Leyline: I always preferred the sword, but a Caster like this? pretty awesome

Jäger Leyline: Hey leave her alone

: Metta used Bullet Heel

Hellaton: ((PELVIC THRUST! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hellaton: ((STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DONT FORGET IT

Titania: No parry Q_Q

Titania: "...Damn."

Erron: ((NOW IT'S TIME TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN))

MettatonSEX: -used tough as nails-

Hellaton: ((BRING IT AROOOOUND TOWN

Titania: "Florina...might've been useful here..."

Jäger Leyline: pulls two short swords out from his knuckle shields

: It do-fuck

Hellaton: ((PARRY! PARRY! THRUST

Gaster: resists the urge to punch the neckbeards.

: It does 300 then, no crit

Kimmy: Let's take it slow! -Uses Tornado Hold [sub]And that cheesy ass oneliner[/sub]-

Lua: "..What the hell is that kind of attack?"

Hellaton: was he gonna crit

Titania: ((Well if she parried))

: Kimmy uses Tornado Hold

Titania: ((they also take 40 damage))

Titania: ((Wait fuck))

Titania: ((i read that wrong))

: Except she hasn't unlocked it yet

Titania: ((Parry?))

Titania: ((Parry is her passive))

Gaster: A gross ass attack.

Titania: ((King's Shield just guarantees that))

MettatonSEX: -uses Bullet Heel next turn-

: Pick another

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Kimmy: -Attacks-

MettatonSEX: No, it's a gross dick attack.

Titania: Fuck.))

: She deals 15 damage

GN Austin: I GET IT

Titania: ((Here whole strategy is around Parry, now I gotta find something else))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: What does Titania do?

Titania: Shadow Claw.

: She deals 200

: What does Jager do?

Jäger Leyline: counters

: Jager sets up a counter

: The fanclub rubs out a quickie

: +500 HP

Gaster: Eeeuuugh...

: The Smol Asriels are mortified

Hellaton: would vomit if he could

Kimmy: OH GOD!

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Titania: (( Passive:Sword and Shield:Upon being attacked, 10% chance to hit the enemy for 2XAttack in response. Only works for attacks that make contact with Titania. ))

Titania: ((How's that.))

GN Austin: -Covers the Smolriel's faces- DON'T LOOK

Titania: "...Guys...i'm not doing so well, anyone got some food or something?...

MettatonSEX: Not cool. -says the guy who did that same thing while drunk a decade ago-

Jeska or Jukon: fuck this -leaves

Lua: "...I see why this is called hell"

: Metta uses Bullet Heel, it does 400 damage

MettatonSEX: I think we have a cinnamon bun.

Gaster: Yeah..

: No pls

: Jukon pls

: You're needed in hell

Titania: Next turn Titania uses a Cinnabun.

Titania: "I'll take it."

Lua: "...If I'm in hell for some reason, you're not saying fuck it"

: Kimmy attacks, dealing 15 damage

Titania: Titania doesn't even blink at the quickie.

Kimmy: HMPH!

: Titania uses a cinnabon

: It heals 300

Titania: I mean, if you've seen one horrible person. You've seen them all. And she's seen a lot of horrible people.

Jäger Leyline: /jj you guys are weird

Titania: Also she lives with a housewife with an endless libido.

Lua: "Especially when there's some fuckers here who would probably fufill that request"

Hellaton: /mtt -bullet heel-

: Not the best idea given their only attack does 500 damage

Jäger Leyline: ((why? mrsarp

: But oh well

Titania: I thought those healed mooooore.

MettatonSEX: -those are glamburgers honey-

Gaster: grimaces. "The prostitute isn't here."

: What does Jager do

Jäger Leyline: #4 shot

Titania: Fffffffff[sub]fffffff[/sub]

: It does 280 damage

Titania: Shadow claw.

: gg on wasting an item laharl

Lua: "Could we have just given the furries the prostitue and left them to their bussiness?"

Titania: "Listen...i'm not gonna last long, I need to work on my defense..."

Lua: prostitute*

Jäger Leyline: hey tools

MettatonSEX: The prostitute is fire.

Kimmy: So a Grillby?

Jäger Leyline: I'm right here

: The fanclub shows off their best inflation scat art

Titania: He means the spider prostitute?

Hellaton: falls to the ground.

: Everyone but Metta is scared stiff

Titania: "Oh please, thats just a shiny muk."

Lua: meant any of the prostitutes they know at this point.

MettatonSEX: I've seen worse.

Titania: She refused to mention the fact that shiny muks are blue.

Kimmy: OH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? OH GOD!

Jäger Leyline: -immune to scared

: Oh yeah

Fellby: -Fellby takes classier clients than this.-

: Jager is good also

: What does MTT do?

MettatonSEX: Shiny muks are blue.

Jäger Leyline: that the best you got?

Titania: HAH JOKES ON YOU FUCK.

Titania: SHINY MUKS IN REBORN ARE SHITBROWN.

Titania: "Not in reborn, radiation does things to the pokemon..."

: -Metta keeps Bullet Heeling-

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Lua: "Oh hey, a bullet hell in hell"

: So he does, dealing another 400 damage

Kimmy: -Uses Winged Glory on her turn because BRB- (Which i'm 90% sure she has unlocked, And it's not physical)

Lua: "Why hasn't this been done more often?"

MettatonSEX: Yes that is the joje

Hellaton: *joke

Jäger Leyline: fires a #4 shot

: 2 more turns until the others can move

Titania: ((Winged Glory isn't unlocked.))

Lua: (( yes it is ))

Titania: ((Wait nevermind)

: Jager fires, dealing 280

Titania: ((read her specials wrong, it is, wierd.))

: -Metta just Bullet Heels.-

Fellby: -Besides, the reason why Fellby isn't present is because's he's got a client anyway. A very high-paying client.-

Jeska or Jukon: -looks for items-

: They jack off yet again

Lua: -Is that client worth more than 80g-

: Jukon finds 5 used tissues on the ground nearby

Gaster: goes to help Jeska, trying to ignore the disgusting furries.

Lua: -because we can pay that-

: Gaster finds 2 half eaten glamburgers

Wandering Frisk: -is also bust with a few cilents and the tables

Fellby: -yes, they're paying ten times that-

: And a piece of pie!

Hellaton: curls up on the ground

Kimmy: -Is covering her face in shame-

Gaster: Nice!

: +500 HP

Fellby: -you might get a friend discount. might.-

Lua: "...That's disgusting"

: Metta bullet heels, dealing 400 damage

: 1 turn left

Titania: What if we gave him our arena money.

Jäger Leyline: #4 shot again

GN Austin: -is hiding the Smolriels from this disgusting display-

: He shoots again, 280

Titania: And turned his whole business into a champion ring for champions.

Lua: (( That's what I was talking about ))

Fellby: -stop trying to pay him to fuck furries-

MettatonSEX: Y'all'd've been better off just not being born.

Titania: What about Muffet.

Titania: Or better yet, what if we hunted down Scumster.

: -Metta will Bullet Heel until he no longer can-

Fellby: -scumster is dead-

: They jizz on metta's face, dealing 500 damage - def

Erron: -WELL BRING HIM BACK THEN-

Titania: \What if we hunted hi-Oh that gives me an idea.

Gaster: EXCUSE YOU!

: -Hellaton incinerated his dust-

: Anonymoose [Alpheus] joined chat.

Gaster: THAT'S MY HUSBAND YOU GROSS FUCKS

MettatonSEX: ...Hey, no.

: ((OH BOY

Jäger Leyline: ((that might be pushing it there

Lua: throws Fellby's business card into the arena, wondering what would happen.

: ((GREAT TIMING ANON

Titania: ((*Adds Scumster to the Revive Roulette*))

Alpheus: ((oh dear, more RPGing?

Kimmy: -Feels so fucking bad for MTT- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?

MettatonSEX: Ask first, and absolutely not

: Metta can't bullet heel

Titania: ((Yes. We're...uhh...))

Titania: ((Fighting the))

Titania: ((err))

MettatonSEX: -pulls out a rag and wipes his face off-

Gaster: ((gross furreis

Titania: ((Entire Collective Renamon Fanclub?))

: ((Renamon fan club

Alpheus: ((wait what the darn diddly is this

MettatonSEX: -uses a normal attack then-

: ((A filler battle before the real boss

Titania: ((Hell, Michigan))

: He does 50

Alpheus: (("Filler"

Jäger Leyline: guess you fucks can't fight fair

Jäger Leyline: fires #4 again

Erron: (("Filler" Giggity)

: You can move again!

Titania: Shadow Claaaaawwwwws

Hellaton: ((we cannot revive incinerated dust

: Titania uses shadow claw

Alpheus: ((makes me very uncomfortable when they're attacking with satan's sauce

Titania: ((They've also masturbated mid fight))

: It does 160

MettatonSEX: -uses Normal Attacks-

Titania: ((And pelvic thrusted Titanio into critical health levels))

Alpheus: ((y'all need jaysus

Gaster: ((we do

Erron: ((They whacked their gaks In front of Kimmy))

Erron: ((THis is bad))

: Jager uses a caster shit

: It does 280

Lua: "I fell like we need to go the fuck to church"

Hellaton: ((A CASTER SHIT

Gaster: ((caster shit

Alpheus: ((um

Titania: ((THREE SHITS OF MERCURY))

Alpheus: ((er

Gaster: wants to hire a priest.

Alpheus: ((you seem to have goofed up

Erron: ((Talk about a SHIT SHOW

Titania: ((THAT. IS. A TYPO))

Titania: ((We have an in-joke because a while ago MTT ordered three shots of mercury))

Titania: ((Or, well, Three Shits of Mercury))

Hellaton: ((those were both typos, though the mercury one is a meme

Alpheus: ((Mercury.

Erron: ((o yes!))

Hellaton: ((hes a robot

Gaster: ((Mettaton gets drunk off of mercury

Alpheus: ((that stuff's nasty

Hellaton: ((and gasoline

: They show you their worst Gaston bdsm drawings

Hellaton: ((yes but so is bourbon

Titania: ((Flonne got drunk of Netherworld Hell Liquor sooooo))

: Everyone but Jager is scared

Alpheus: ((tastes like elderberries and hamster urine

Gaster: I... what?

Gaster: Disgusting!

: 2 turns left, what does jager do

Titania: "Reminds me of...this youngster I met in the city..."

Gaster: ((what if it's gaston from beauty and the beast

Titania: "What was his name...Garth Joey?"

Kimmy: -Is gonna need a therapist at this point-

Jäger Leyline: fires # 4 again

MettatonSEX: Oh, god, ew, you don't even draw the knots right or my dick right at all! And that anatomy, ugh!

Alpheus: ((it would be less sinful

: Jager deals 280

MettatonSEX: -is Scared bc of how shitty it is-

Lua: points to the business card on the ground in the battle, hoping the furries notice it.

Jäger Leyline: your porn sucks and you should feel bad

Titania: [ACT]

Hellaton: .....

Titania: [ACTACTACTACTACT]

Hellaton: does not look

Fellby: -he's off having fun fuck you-

Titania: [Can we ACT while scurred.]

: No

Alpheus: ((when your RP is more sinful than beauty and the beast lewds you have a problem

: They attack Titania, she's KOed RIP

Hellaton: ((belle is a furry

MettatonSEX: Shit.

Titania: "Tell my wife...she needs counseling..."

: They hit her with the dildo bat from saints row

Jäger Leyline: Titanina!

: What does Jager do?

Alpheus: ((Eugh, furries

Titania: She does the tidus pose from FFX. Where she sticks her sword in the ground and just hunches out.

Jäger Leyline: first #4

Titania: Y'know, that thing that Tidus in FFX does when he's at low health.

Jäger Leyline: Get away from her you freaks

: That he does, they explode

Alpheus: ((oh dear this place is probably full of them have I offended anyone?))

: YOU WON

: ((No we know we're horrible people

Hellaton: ((im a furry but you havent offended me

Titania: ((Idk, maybe MV? I know MV has all the kinks))

Hellaton: ((im terrible and i know it

Hellaton: ((i dont have all the kinks

Titania: Titania stands up, pulling her sword out of the ground.

: You gained 20 EXP

Lua: -What kind of explosion was that?-

Titania: "Any leftover food or something? Eugh..."

Gaster: Thank god...

: And they drop some "Au De Renamon"

Alpheus: ((well kinks are like Pokemon and kindergarteners

Titania: ((I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TANIAS PASSIVE IS NOW))

: It's perfume

Jäger Leyline: tries to help Titania up

Jäger Leyline: are you alright?

Alpheus: ((gotta catch em all))

Kimmy: -Looks fucking [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f1/52/53/f15253ce8d9040265a7453cb83f85736.jpg]TRAUMATIZED[/url]-

Jeska or Jukon: -picks up the perfume

Gaster: looks at his items.

Titania: ((In Pokemon Reborn, Titania gets injured. If you have any candy on you you can team up with her after she's healed from it))

Hellaton: ((feet are gross, inflation is gross, scat is gross, samesize is gross, i can go on about my squicks

: Austin level up Kimmy

Titania: She gets up fine. "Thanks Jager Bravo."

MettatonSEX: -snickers at that

Alpheus: ((I've never heard of samesize

GN Austin: -k-

Jäger Leyline: Bravo?

Alpheus: ((Please elaborate

Hellaton: ((...

Titania: ((Passive:Sweet Tooth:Titania can be revived with healing items or healing moves. No Tissues needed))

Gaster: ((it's vore-related

Alpheus: ((oh my

Hellaton: ((yeah

Titania: ((Can I set it to that since her current Passive is a rush job))

: They also drop 3 frogs on unicycles

: ((Ye

Hellaton: ((where the prey is too large for the pred to reasonably eat in one go, and thats all i will say

Alpheus: ((well, you learn a new thing every day now don't you, love?))

Gaster: It's that boi!

Hellaton: ((im very sorry

: O shit waddup!

MettatonSEX: Nice

Alpheus: ((oh no, I've been playing too much overwatch))

: 3 DANK MEMES added to inventory

Jeska or Jukon: not back there Jager

Titania: ...

Alpheus: ((tracer's vocal quirks are rubbing off on me))

: You totally shouldn't be terrified of how many items I'm giving you

Titania: ((Tracer's butt pose was so horrible))

Jeska or Jukon: -hands him the perfume- you're first spoils

Hellaton: looksat the group, he stands up, happy the furries are gone

: Given there's a boss coming up

Titania: ((And sexist dear god <.<))

Titania: ((/s))

Alpheus: ((let's not get started on that

Titania: ((I love how they remove the 'sexist' pose and replace it with a fucking classic pinup pose.))

Hellaton: ((i have called cashiers darling its ok moose

: The tower is open, Asuka proceeds inside

Titania: ((For a short time I accidently took up Editor's speech patterns when I used to RP him))

Alpheus: ((I really ought to change my name

Titania: ((I called people stupid fucking nicknames and patted them on the head and shit))

Gaster: follows Asuka.

Jäger Leyline: lets go

MettatonSEX: -follows Gaster

Jäger Leyline: follows MTT

Alpheus: ((I go around with this, people might think I'm *shudders* Canadian

Hellaton: follows Jager

Hellaton: ((pfft

Jeska or Jukon: yep -follows Hella

Titania: Titania follows, limping. "Anyone got some healing or food? I'll take a damn piece of candy at this point.

Alpheus: ((in an ironic twist, i feel sorry for canadians

MettatonSEX: We have candy.

Gaster: hands over a glamburger. "Try this."

Jeska or Jukon: I found some tissues, everyone take one

: Inside there's a horde of revenants, shambling about

Alpheus: ((I'm sure that would be funny if I knew who Editor is

Titania: She eats the Glamburger. "Best damn burger i've ever had." It's not, but it works.

Gaster: ... Ooooh...

Titania: "I'm fine, I don't need any damn...tissues."

Titania: ((Editor was a character I RPed a veeeery long time ago))

: Discord officially has 24000 HP

Jeska or Jukon: save them for later

Hellaton: holds onto the nearest person, who happens to be Jager.

Titania: ((He was a godly being with the ability to alter reality, and can be summed up like if John Delancie became a god))

Kimmy: . . .

Titania: ((He was overly happy, tried to help everyone out, and then he died.))

Alpheus: ((i thought we had a no gods standard

Titania: ((And then he came back))

Jäger Leyline: spooky

: The revenants screech, rushing at the party

Gaster: ((he was before the no gods standard

Titania: ((And wiped everyones memories before leaving forever))

Hellaton: ((he was before that rule

: There's a decent 50 of them there

Gaster: rushes to defend his husband.

Titania: ((This was before the rule, and really, 'god' classifies as being overly powerful without handling it well))

Jeska or Jukon: nope

Lua: covers his face.

: Fabriel glares at them, his eyes flash red, they become docile, stopping in their tracks

MettatonSEX: -will defend Gaster and Hella-

GN Austin: -Protects the Smol Gotes-

Alpheus: Alpheus is stalking you. You can notice if you feel like it, I guess.

Titania: ((I've broken the rule a few times, but its about how to handle it. Yes, Flonne totally classified as a god, because she was able to murder everything if she tried. She didn't though, because she's an angel. There was a story already set in place for why she was so powerful, etc,))

Hellaton: holds onto Jager's shoulders, Hella is afraid of these things

Titania: ((Because i'm a Disgaea nerd))

: ((I'm making 2 gods, but you can kill them both

Alpheus: ((it's alrigh, love

Titania: ((It's a really situational thing. It's less of a 'no gods' and more of a 'No edgy as fuck OP beings'

Alpheus: ((blimey there is bloody is again

: ((No Enders The Sinful Knights

Titania: ((No Void arcs.))

: ((Or Blazefires

Gaster: ((geez slarv that's a really old ref there

Alpheus: ((these are names I know

: ((Papa Slarv remembers

Hellaton: ((or shadow the edgehog

Titania: ((I'm kinda surprised we even let B the Sociopathic Amalgam around))

Titania: Titania... slices at one of the revenants.

Jäger Leyline: looks back on Hella, "you ahh...okay there>

: Asuka and Fabby proceed, past the standing still revenants, there's a spiral staircase

Erron: ((Technically Lilith is a god, but shes also not))

Hellaton: shakes his head.

: It doesn't fight back, just gets cut in half and falls over

Titania: Yes, she sliced at them, after they were docile.

: It's not even dead

Alpheus: ((here we go again with letterman

Jäger Leyline: come on lets move,

Gaster: looks up, straightening out his suit. "Let's continue on."

Titania: "Anyone else wanna make a move?" She says just gesturing for everyone to go.

: I've changed this next bit

Hellaton: follows, very afraid.

: Instead of 5 characters at once, I'll be playing 6

Titania: ((Anyway, I reference Editor a lot, as well as his whole 'work'))

: 7 if Barchar shows up!

: Joy!

Lua: follows

MettatonSEX: -gays the suit out-

Jäger Leyline: follows

Alpheus: ((well, I'll make an effort to make my characters extra mortal :D

Jeska or Jukon: also follows

Titania: Titania gays out her aegislash's health by using a potion.

: At the top of the staircase there's an overlook, you're at the top of the tower. A large, ornate crest adorns the wall

Titania: ((For reference, Titania is from a pokemon game called Pokemon Reborn))

MettatonSEX: -is next to Gaster. Both robots' hips sway-

: Asuka: "I think I did... this?"

Titania: "This is like that damn Arceus Cult all over again..."

Jäger Leyline: -gives a light sigh-

: Asuka walks over to the crest, raising her katana to it, it starts glowing red, along with the crest

Hellaton: ((hc: all mettatons walk as if they are on catwalks bc of their bodies

: ((Btw

Jäger Leyline: mutters lightly, "its like they are trying to convert me

Gaster: You do what you've got to do.

: ((Discord has 50 pre-programmed attacks

Hellaton: ((why

: The wall starts to slide away, revealing....

: ((Because this is a hard fight dammit

Titania: "Prosperitas, Pax Pacis, Obseqium. Blessings of the Lord Arceus upon your house." She mutters.

Gaster: ((-it's a statue of a middle finger-

Titania: It's a quote, from El, the arceus cult leader, who she stabbed.

Hellaton: ((there better be no ohkos those are annoying

Alpheus: Alphheus seems a bit impatient but don't take that to me you have to interact or I'll implode like a silly little needy bumpkin!

Alpheus: *mean

Lua: (( she has 49 one hit kos ))

: A beaten, bruised, bloody, Asgore, chained up to a wall, he's only got a tattered robe on, he looks up, squinting in the sun

Titania: At the chains.

: Hotdamn that was a lot of commas

Alpheus: ((that's my fetish, loves

Titania: Tania walks up to the Asgore, and swings her sword...

Gaster: Oh... oh no...

Jäger Leyline: Asgore?!

Titania: She hits the chains.

Lua: "What?"

: They break, he falls to his knees

Jeska or Jukon: not our Asgore Jager

GN Austin: What kind of Bondage Party was [i]HE[/i] in...

: Asgore: "Hah... it's been a long time!"

Hellaton: attempts to hide behind Jager, futilely. It's because he's the closest to him.

Titania: Titania just gets under him and tries to help him up by the shoulder.

MettatonSEX: ...

Titania: "Easy there big guy."

: Asgore stands up on his own

Titania: "Alright, guess you're not completely dead."

Jäger Leyline: just...don't get any ideas back there

: Asgore: "Thank you all"

: Asgore: "Greetings, I am Io"

Gaster: takes off his suit jacket and drapes it over Asgore's shoulders. Granted, there's no chance of it fitting, but beggars can't be choosers.

Alpheus: ((well I guess I'll have to go

: ((Bai

Hellaton: ((ah, cya

Gaster: ((See you

Alpheus: ((this form of RP is very prohibitive for newcomers

Jäger Leyline: so we get a reward for saving ya?

Hellaton: ((hope to be able to rp with you soon

Alpheus: ((How much longer are you doing this

: ((Probably 2 hours-ish

: ((I don't think there's one tomorrow?

Alpheus: ((no way on earth am i staying up until 11

: Asgore: "Oh, I see you have my sword"

Titania: "Well, hello Io."

Alpheus: ((ta ta

Gaster: ((See you.

Hellaton: ((cya

Titania: Tania just holds her sword, in a ready position.

Titania: ((Seeya))

: Io? kneels down next to Asuka, smiling at her

: ((Cya

: Anonymoose's connection timed out.

: Asuka: "Your... sword?"

: Io: "You came because it showed you something, correct?"

Hellaton: is distressed bc of the chains and remembered something bad.

: Io: "I forged this long ago... but there are boundaries on it"

Jäger Leyline: pats Hella's shoulder, "hey calm down there

: Io: "Do you want me to remove those?"

: Asuka nods timidly, handing the sword to Io

Hellaton: writes, 'i cant i cant theres things i cant talk about but they were shit and please i cant calm down'

: Io holds it, it starts to glow

Hellaton: is at least able to write, though it's a bit messier than normal

: ANTEMBRA BUSTER UNLOCKED

Jäger Leyline: hey no need to tell me what happened

Jäger Leyline: just uh...keep your eyes closed and I'll guide you?

: Io: "Here you go, chosen one"

: He hands the sword back to her, smiling

Erron: ((Gotta eat guys... CYA))

: The sword is much more ornate now

: ((NO FUCK GODDAMMIT

Hellaton: shuts his eyes, all four of them, writing out a 'tell me when the chains are gone'

Hellaton: ((oh no

: ((Fuckit

: ((It's fine actually

Erron: ((I'M SORRY, I'LL EAT QUICKLY))

: She takes it, giving it a few swings

: Erron [Erron] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: sure...just hold on to e

Jäger Leyline: me*

Titania: Tania tosses the chains off the mountain.

: Io: "Thank you all so much, I've been imprisoned here for years"

Hellaton: grabs Jager's arm.

Gaster: Well, it's time for you to be free.

: Io is clearly Asgore, btw

MettatonSEX: Well I'll fight whoever did it.

: There's no mistaking that bara goat-dad

: He looks up at the sky, his face turns to a shocked expression

: Io: "Back up."

MettatonSEX: -backs up-

: Fabby and Asuka comply, looking up at the sky as well

Jäger Leyline: chains are gone, if you see something you don't like just keep them closed

Lua: backs up, slightly tired and out of it

Hellaton: slowly opens his eyes.

Gaster: backs up, looking at the sky.

Hellaton: writes out a thanks

: Three robots are flying towards them, a golden one holding a massive cannon

: One is Discord, the other a bizarre silver bot

Hellaton: is too stressed to talk right now. He either rambles or shuts up completely.

MettatonSEX: Hello, fucklords.

: Discord: "Testing, testing! Here we go old pal!"

Jäger Leyline: pats Hello on the back and nods at him

Gaster: Oh. It's you.

Titania: Titania chucks a rock at one of the not-discord robots. A very big rock.

Titania: To be precise, the golden one.

: The golden one fires the cannon at Io, he's struck by a massive lightning-bolt

MettatonSEX: -backs up-

Gaster: Io!

MettatonSEX: Fuck!

Jäger Leyline: well shit

: Io staggers, falling back to the ground, the silver one lands next to him, the golden one simply shoots the rock, vaporizing it

Lua: "..OK, this is going to be bad, isn't it."

Hellaton: shrieks.

: Silver: "Io...?"

: Asuka and Fabby are ready to fite

Gaster: This is going to be bad.

: Discord: "Well, well, well, looks like it works Yalda"

Gaster: hands his husband a bottle of perfume. "Get ready to fuse."

: The silver bot puts its hand on his face

Lua: grabs his bandanna and prepares to battle.

Lua: or not

: Io begins to dissolve into dust

MettatonSEX: -sprays himself with the perfume like he sprays makeup setter on his face

Jeska or Jukon: oh so now disord wants to fight

Titania: Tania gets her sword out.

: Silver: "I'll see you around..."

Hellaton: looks away.

Jäger Leyline: pulls out two swords

Jäger Leyline: I'm getting paid to kick some ass

Titania: "Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes, Dragons to bones, bones to cinders, cinders to dust, dust to the wind."

: Yalda: "Serves him right.."

Lua: wait is there a party limit?

MettatonSEX: -is ready to fight-

: Yalda: "So, these are the ones?"

: No, because this is a BIG boss

: With 24000 HP

Gaster: ((big boss?

Gaster: ((metal gear?

Jäger Leyline: ((shadow moses?

Lua: does put his bandanna on then, and prepares to fight.

Jeska or Jukon: -still can't fight

: Discord: "Quite the pests, if you ask me"

Titania: ((Actual fucking moses?))

Titania: ((QUICK GET THE RED SEA))

Lua: (( Nanomachines, son? ))

: Yalda: "It works. That's all we need. Finish them off"

Hellaton: will fight Discord, because he wants to fight him

Lua: (( Do you fuck with this senator? ))

: Discord: "With pleasure.."

Hellaton: ((revolver ocelot

Titania: Titania just wants to fight

Titania: ((Inb4 three different fight))

Gaster: wants to fight.

Titania: ((With three groups fighting the silver bot, gold bot, and discord))

: The silver bot is still over Io's corpse

Jäger Leyline: is ready to fight

Titania: ((And when the gold and silver bots go down they get to fight Discord alongside the main group kek))

MettatonSEX: -wants to fight-

: Discord lands, Io flies off

: Shit I mean Yalda

: Yalda flies off

Titania: Io doesn't have a corpse.

: Yalda: "Hmph.."

Titania: He's dust.

: His dust whatever you fucking weeb

Jeska or Jukon: so you're actually gonna fight this time discord? or pussy out like always

Titania: Sorry, the weebs are back at the lift.

Titania: Might be hard to find them, they kinda exploded.

: Discord: "Well, darlings. Since eclipse is ready, it's time to end this pitiful planet once and for all"

MettatonSEX: -Immediate Masenko Ha once battle begins

: "An instant killer of all earth life, wonderful"

Gaster: -yes-

Gaster: You're a sick, sick man, you know that?

MettatonSEX: Oh, darling, just you fucking wait.

: Discord: "But I've still got a show for you"

: Discord: "Let's dance! Once and for all!"

MettatonSEX: I'll give you an unimaginable performance!

Titania: HIS AFRO HAS A HEALTH BAR

: Discord attacks!

: Who will fight?

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl1gwX_CVA plays

Jäger Leyline: is in the fight

Titania: YOU TORE ME DOWN, BUT I WON'T DIE.

MettatonSEX: -will

Jeska or Jukon: -can't fight

Hellaton: will

Titania: SHE IS TITA-NI-A.

Gaster: will fight.

Titania: Yes she'll fight.

Hellaton: OH MY GOD LAHARL

Lua: put his badanna on, he's fighting.

Jäger Leyline: ((well can I just use both Jeska and Jager?

Hellaton: i get the reference

: ((Yeah

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska].

Hellaton: will use Multiarmed and Dangerous first

FullArmorJeska: I'm in

FullArmorJeska: ((make 2nd post for Jeska, I can't copy on the sheet for some reason

Gaster: uses an immediate Masenko Ha.

MettatonSEX: -fuses with Gaster-

Hellaton: is jealous and very pleased

Titania: "Let us duel, dragon."

Hellaton: wants to fuse but now is not the time

Titania: "I've stoked the fires, seen more pain than you could know." She leaves out the rest of that song.

Lua: "..No the dragon guy disappeared like a week ago."

Titania: Goddamn i'm making a ton of music references.

Lua: "Actually 2"

Gaster: cooly looks Discord in they eye, making a come-hither motion.

Titania: "...Wait there was an actual dragon?"

Lua: "Maybe 4"

FullArmorJeska: do you ever shut up?

: Are you scared yet bby?

Gaster: -Nah-

: You should be, if you're looking at the sheet

Lua: "I wasn't talking for the last 20 minutes, it's a record."

Lua: "Except not really"

Titania: Titania calls out.

Gaster: -OH SHIT-

: Discord has several areas to attack, head, left leg, right leg, right arm, left arm, body, and afro

Titania: "Everyone focus on one part at a time! The first target is his left leg!"

Hellaton: ((why is gaston not there why is hella not there

Titania: "Focus and destroy!"

: They are...

: FIGHT or ACT?

Hellaton: ((i didnt see at first

Gaster: FIGHT

Titania: Do you really think ACT is gonna do shit here?

FullArmorJeska: fight

MettatonSEX: -FIGHT-

Titania: Steel isn't exactly here to trick the fuck into a glassblower deal or something.

Jäger Leyline: -fight

Lua: "Unless you guys want to hug the moon bot, let's fight"

Titania: Lets go, FIGHT.

: Not until you do a certain something in fight first

Hellaton: FIGHT

: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Hellaton: what the fuck is that

: Before the battle starts, Asuka uses Antembra Buster!

Titania: https://soundcloud.com/dabunky/lose-your-hopes-and-dreams LETS FUCKING DO THIS ))

: Discord is damageable now!

: Discord: "Ohhh my"

Lua: "Wow, you're stealing other people's lines now"

MettatonSEX: -i think we fused prefight-

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] disconnected.

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska].

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] joined chat.

Lua: -You did, it's on the stat sheet already-

FullArmorJeska: and Jager counter

MettatonSEX: Darling, I've been on the scene longer than you can imagine.

Hellaton: ((ok

: Discord does a spin, slashing with his claws

: Your DEF is nullified!

Gaster: I - oh, come on. That's just a dick move.

: For 5 turns at least

MettatonSEX: Cunt.

Titania: [url=https://soundcloud.com/glitchxcity/mystery-dungeon-primal-dialga-remix-vii] "Dragon, I challenge you." [/url] Shadow claw.

: What does Jager do?

: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] disconnected.

Lua: "...I spent 50G on that armor"

: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: -counters

: And jukon

FullArmorJeska: counters

: They both counter

Hellaton: ((hella hasnt fought today he should have full sp

: Since they didn't heal their sp they're out of sp rip

FullArmorJeska: ((Jager is

Titania: "Focus the left leg!"

: Or, jager is yeah

Titania: "Altogether! Take down one part at a time!"

FullArmorJeska: ((picked up a perfume though

: Titania dragon claws the left leg

: ((Used it on metta

Titania: We've got the perfume from the Arena.

: Oh yeaaaah

FullArmorJeska: ((and I picked up the one from the renamon group

MettatonSEX: -used the mtt perfume not the renamon one-

: You've used one, then

: Anyway, titania deals 160 to the left leg

Titania: Shadow claw, but dragon claw works too I guess

: woops

Titania: Titania seems to have her own personal music. Fitting.

: but she's level 2 she's only got 1 special unlocked

MettatonSEX: \We bullet heel the fuck out of him since we have full sp-

Gaster: \Alright.\

Titania: Shadow Claw. It's her first special.

Titania: (( https://soundcloud.com/glitchxcity/mystery-dungeon-primal-dialga-remix-vii ))

: Oh yeah

MettatonSEX: \Until he falls that is

: Discord unleashes a furious round of missiles, dealing 100 to every party member

: Discord: "How's that, sweetums?"

Hellaton: winces

Gaster: Agh! What the fuck?

Titania: Tania just shrugs that off. "My wife hits harder in bed!"

FullArmorJeska: and Jager are countering

MettatonSEX: I hit harder in bed.

Hellaton: ((WOW

Lua: "...Now I just feel like I've made no progress in life compared to you guys"

Gaster: \mettaton oh my god\

Hellaton: ((just read ur thing metta and titania think alike

Titania: ((They should start a club))

MettatonSEX: \i didnt realize i said that out loud\

Hellaton: ((the sadomasochist club

: Wowee

Titania: (('Gay sadomasochist club'))

Titania: ((Well, Tania isn't a masochist))

Titania: ((Amaria is just kinky))

: They counter what?

Hellaton: ((mettas pan so the bdsm club

FullArmorJeska: ((the attack discord made

Titania: ((No confirms on whether or not Tania is a sadist or not.))

: Yeah but what body part do they hit

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Titania: "Focus the left leg, lets go go go!"

FullArmorJeska: ((left leg

: They do 240 damage to whatever it is

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Titania: She's running her sword through the ground, kicking up snow and generally ruining the mountain.

: What does Gaston do?

Hellaton: Multiarms the left leg

Gaster: \bullet heel, my dear?\

: Oh yeah bullet heel

MettatonSEX: -Bullet Heel, left leg-

MettatonSEX: \Yes, darling.\

: They do 760 dmage

Lua: scans Gaston.

: Lua scans gaston

FullArmorJeska: ((can we do summons? or is that DD only?

: ((DD only

Lua: (( Azazel, come to hell! Azazel goes to actual hell. ))

: Discord: "Oh? I don't like your attitude, missy"

Titania: "And I don't like your fashion sense."

: Discord summons fireballs, dealing 340 damage to Titania

MettatonSEX: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gaster: God, those colors together? You're so garish.

FullArmorJeska: ((brb, Jager uses perfume and Jeska does counter next turn

: +burn

FullArmorJeska: ((bathroom

Titania: It's Super Effective!

MettatonSEX: Seriously, darling, your fashion is terrible.

Lua: "The guy in the bandanna and helmet is not going to question the robot's fashion sense"

Titania: The girl in the stylish as fuck red and silver WILL question the fashion sense though.

MettatonSEX: Any god that exists hates your fashion sense.

Titania: Titania eats a glamburger next turn.

MettatonSEX: -The stylish glambot fusion will ridicule the assbot's fashion sense.-

: Hellaton uses multiarmed and dangerous on the left leg

Gaster: they're hotter anyway.

Hellaton: will stay silent, just silently being pretty hot, considering his body.

Titania: "Hey guys, don't waste any tissues on me, just use some candy and i'll be good to go..."

: It does 400

MettatonSEX: -Wil also reference songs while doing it.-

Titania: ((In Reborn, Tania gets injured in a sewer, if you have any food item like ice cream or candy you can give it to her and she's suddenly fine))

Titania: ((I had nothing but a peppermint and she was fucking fine.))

Lua: -10/10 -IGN-

Jäger Leyline: pretty hard to concentrate with theres such a fine body right next to me

Jäger Leyline: when theres*

: Tania takes 25 burn damage!

Titania: ((Of course, if you have candy and don't give any she calls you a selfish douchebag and stabs you))

Titania: You never specified she was burned.

Titania: GTFO asshole.

: Yes I did

: +burn

Gaster: -yes he did-

: You fucking scrub

Hellaton: 'is that referring to me'

Lua: -Yeah he did-

: Get off my lawn

Titania: Okay, didn't see that. <.<

Titania: This isn't a lawn

: b&

Lua: -Stop being blind-

Titania: This is a mountain

Jäger Leyline: -said that to Hella

: -and give me a raise FFS-

Titania: Glamburger if Tania is, y'know, still standing.

Hellaton: writes 'i...... i'm flattered but......... hhhh'

: Discord shoves his claws into Lua's chest, dealing 260 damage

Jäger Leyline: shhh.... let me appreciate those hips

: Jager uses the perfume, Jeska counters again

Lua: "I do not like this position very much"

Lua: "Being stabbed is not fun"

: What does Tania do?

Hellaton: makes a brief glitchy noise before he actually speaks, in a deep, distorted voice. "Plllllease stop looking at me that way I apppppppreciated your hehehelp earlier but thththis is making me uncomfortable"

Titania: (( http://www.pokemonreborn.com/images/wallpaper/titania/titania1600x1200.png I mean, the aegislash kinda clashes with the red and silver))

Titania: ((But damn if she doesn't have the best hair in the game))

: Discord still has his claws in Lua, btw

Hellaton: has a distinct masculine voice

Titania: Glamburger.

Jäger Leyline: ahhhh..........sure......

: Titania eats a burg, her HP is restored!

Lua: "Are you going to let go?"

Hellaton: ((SHE SHOULD HAVE A SHINY AEGISLASH THATS RED AND SILVER

MettatonSEX: \Keep using Bullet Heel.\

Titania: ((She does, actually))

Hellaton: I'm sssssssorry..........

Hellaton: ((nice

Gaster: \yep\

Titania: ((Reborn's Aegislash's are silver and black, with a large red 'bloodstain' across the front of them))

Jäger Leyline: you mind getting your claws out of him

Hellaton: ((ah

FullArmorJeska: ((or was it her?

FullArmorJeska: ((shit

Hellaton: ((lua is a dude

Titania: ((Well, shiny ones atleast))

: He hoists Lua into the air by his claws, throwing him at Titania

: Lua takes 50 damage, Titania takes 150

MettatonSEX: ...Wow. Rude.

Titania: Titania shrugs that off. "Once again, Amaria throws things at me too, they hurt more."

Gaster: ... Wow, I've said this before, but you're really an ass, huh?

: Lua is paralyzed!

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

: Gaston uses Bullet Heel!

: ((ayy bitch

Hellaton: ((there you are

Lua: "...are you fucking serious"

Barchar: (sorry had dnd)

: Barchar is there

Barchar: (what have I missed)

: Asrihell

: And we're in the discord fight rn

FullArmorJeska: ((fake world does not trump other fake world

Barchar: yeah sure why the fuck not

Barchar: wait WGAT

Barchar: uh okay

FullArmorJeska: ((k

: Ur not

FullArmorJeska: ((jk*

: Everyone else is

Gaster: ((barchar: shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks

: Gaston deals 760 damage to the left leg, it stops working!

Gaster: Fuck yeah!

Jäger Leyline: hey not don't go limp on us pal

: Lua is paralyzed and can't move for 4 turns

Titania: "Right leg! Take down the right leg!"

MettatonSEX: Your show doesn't have a leg to sand on.

Hellaton: *stand

Barchar: fell asleep, and nobody even thought to wake her up for this. Assholes. She came over as fast as she could.

: Discord shrugs, pulling off the leg and cocking it

Gaster: Ooooh, shit.

FullArmorJeska: when they say break a leg, doesnt actually mean break it

MettatonSEX: I mean it that way.

: Discord uses bullet heel on Gaston! It does 450 damage

MettatonSEX: Wow, rude.

Gaster: Gah, fuck...

Lua: "OK, stealing things is my thing!"

Lua: "..I just can't do that thing"

Jäger Leyline: shouldn't we kill the body?

Hellaton: ...............

: Shouldn't you kill the head which has as much hp as the legs?

Gaster: -We should.-

Hellaton: Thththe heeeeead...

Gaster: AIM FOR THE HEAD!

Lua: "Which one?"

: What does Hellaton do?

Gaster: Which one - YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!

Hellaton: aims a Multiarmed at the head

Lua: "I'm paralyzed, I have to do something to pass the time"

: Hellaton uses multi-armed and dangerous

MettatonSEX: Sing Paralyzer.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

: It does 400 damage

Lua: "I hold on so nervously To me and my drink"

Titania: "Alright, the head!"

Lua: "I wish it was cooling me But so far, has not been good It’s been shitty"

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Lua: (( I looked up the lyrics, I've never heard of this song before )

: Discord's leg blows up, his arms take 200 damage each!

Hellaton: ((its gud

: Titania takes 25 burn damage

Gaster: Hah, that's what you get!

Lua: "And I feel awkward, as I should This club has got to be The most pretentious thing"

Lua: "Guys, is this helping or should I just stop"

: Discord: "Ugh.. Yalda is an AWFUL designer"

Lua: "Because I have no idea what I'm saying right now"

MettatonSEX: It's neutral, I just was making a joke.

Titania: What the fuck did Tania do to deserve all this.

: What does Jeska and Jager do?

: Have bad rng

: 3 turns until Lua can move yay

Titania: "Listen, do you got a thing against me or something? I've only insulted literally everything about you."

Barchar: "...wait, we're fighting now? Dammit."

Titania: "And your fashion sense."

Titania: "And I kinda threw a rock ast you."

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Titania: "Oh, and I scratched your metal before..."

Lua: "I'm the one paralyzed on the floor, you realize that right?"

Titania: "Really, I don't get it."

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Lua: "At least you can fight back with your hell"

Titania: "Oh shut it metal boy, just take some damn chewing gum."

FullArmorJeska: fires # 4

Titania: In Reborn, chewing gum cures paralysis.

Jäger Leyline: -counters

Lua: "Metal Boy?"

: Discord: "Dear, your sword clashes horribly with your hair"

Titania: "You've got metal on you."

: Discord: "That's my problem"

Titania: "What the hell do you mean?"

MettatonSEX: And your hair looks like a cat threw it up.

Titania: "This is red and silver, it

: Jager counters, Jeska shoots, dealing 280

Titania: "It's even got a bloodstain."

Lua: "You're really going to go there, red head?"

Titania: Shadow claw the head.

Jäger Leyline: think he likes you Titiania

Gaster: Your hair looks like a cotton candy accident.

Titania: "For your information, the red is natural. And the silver is literally blades in my hair."

: Titania shadow claws, dealing 200

MettatonSEX: Your hair looks like something out of a knockoff children's book.

: woops i mean 16-

: 160

Titania: She turns to MTT "Excuse me?"

MettatonSEX: -this is to discord btw-

Gaster: But, oh my! Who does your nails?

Titania: Oh.

Titania: Nevermind.

Gaster: Because you should fire them.

: Discord: "Says the cheap jojo knock off"

: Discord pantomimes taking off a glove and slapping gaston

: it does 1 damage

Gaster: Hmph! At least we have taste.

Titania: [url=https://soundcloud.com/retro_specter/pokemon-xy-remix-vs-champion-diantha] "Good job wasting your turn." [/url]

: The Highway To Hell [] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: Again, says the MTT knockoff you find at a shitty yard sale.

Titania: "Listen, buddy."

Titania: "Bud."

Titania: "Buzzo."

Titania: "You look like Miror B got into a car accident."

Lua: (( Wow, I get fucking launched and paralyzed while Gaston gets a very light slap ))

Lua: (( -DamnDude flips off RNGesus- ))

: The Highway To Hell [] joined chat.

Barchar: (titania has played Pokémon xd apparently)

Titania: ((Titania is FROM pokemon))

Titania: ((She's from Pokemon Reborn to be exact))

Barchar: (well I guess that explains it)

: What does gaston do?

Barchar: (though I dunno how canon C)

MettatonSEX: You look like Miror B fucked a cotton candy machine and the baby was so ugly it became you.

Gaster: \Bullet heel, my dear?\

Barchar: (xd is)

Titania: ((Reborn is a fangame thats extremely well done))

MettatonSEX: \Yes\

Titania: ((XD is 'Canon'))

Titania: ((It's mentioned in X and Y by a random NPC))

: They bullet heel the head, it's a crit!

Titania: ((Well, more of a reference.))

Hellaton: mt -Bullet Heels the face\

Titania: (("Have you ever heard of shadow pokemon? Nasty things!"))

: It does 2280 damage, his head-piece is cracked

: Discord: "Oh my... this won't do."

Gaster: Yeah!

MettatonSEX: Ohhh, yes it will.

Barchar: (well, that's fair enough)

: Discord: "You've gone and broken my head"

Titania: "I swear to god if you take off your head and use it as a bowling ball."

Gaster: -It's that breathy, mtt-brand "Yeah".-

MettatonSEX: It's an improvement.

Titania: "I'm going to kick it off this mountain."

: Discord: "Not quite"

Barchar: (I thought reborn was edgy enough to cut titanium tho)

: Discord: "But I will take it off, can't go around with broken mechanics"

Titania: ((It really is.))

Titania: ((Reborn is edgy as fuck))

: Discord reaches up, pulling the head-piece off

Hellaton: flips Discord off.

Titania: ((But its good edgy))

: Erron shakes his head a bit, smiling at everyone

Titania: "Hey now, don't lose your head over it."

: Erron: "I never liked this look"

Titania: "Personally, I think this is an improvement." She has no idea who Erron is.

Hellaton: With all four hands

Gaster: me's eyes just kind of... bug out.

: Erron: "But the old head works just as well"

MettatonSEX: What the shit.

Titania: ((Here, lemme find a picture of Titania that I use for everything))

Gaster: ... Oh my god.

Lua: "...wait what"

Titania: (( http://www.pokemonreborn.com/images/wallpaper/titania/titania1600x1200.png ))

Barchar: "WHAT THE ACTUAL"

MettatonSEX: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD YOU SHIT

Hellaton: .......

Titania: ((Erron: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO))

: Erron smiles wide

Gaster: WHAT THE HELL? I SAW YOU GET EATEN!

Barchar: "I SWEAR TO GOD ERRON I WILL CUT YOU I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU'RE AN ASRIEL"

FullArmorJeska: Erron?

MettatonSEX: i didnt see that what

: Erron: "Such an improvement, can't be too much fun for him, though"

Gaster: shows Mettaton the memory.

: Erron slashes Jukon across the chest, dealing 200 damage

MettatonSEX: Oh my.

: Erron: "Let's have some fun!"

Titania: "Hmph, you're a parasite."

FullArmorJeska: is countering

Titania: "A vile disgrace to honor in every form."

: It gets countered

Lua: flips off Erron

: Dealing 240 damage to what?

Barchar: "Oh. I see." she smiles. "Interesting."

Lua: "Go for the other head now!"

FullArmorJeska: -body

: There is no other head you jackoff

: It does 240 damage to the body

Titania: HE MEANS THE DICK.

Lua: (( I know :P ))

Titania: "FUCK THIS."

Titania: "EVERYONE JUST TAKE OUT THE BODY."

: What does Hellaton do?

Gaster: nods. "RIGHT."

Hellaton: Heeled Wounds to the body, remember the Crying chance

FullArmorJeska: the fuck do you think you are doing Erron?

Lua: "Wait do you mean right as in correct or right as in aim for something on the right?"

Hellaton: also multiarmed has a 25% chance to hit twice rn so

Gaster: I MEAN THE FUCKING BODY!

: It does 450 to the body

: ACT or FIGHT?

Jäger Leyline: hit the body everyone!

Titania: [url=https://soundcloud.com/glitchxcity/x-and-y-champion-diantha-remix ] That isn't our friend. Your friend is being controlled, he's a husk. Being used by that parasite. [/url]" ACT

Gaster: ACT

MettatonSEX: [can we act and try to rip erron from the body]

FullArmorJeska: ACT

Hellaton: ACT i guess

: That's enough votes

Titania: [Attempt to shove Discord off the mountain.]

: No, that would be an attack

: You can do anything that's non-aggressive

Titania: [Damnit.]

Fresh: (looks like some unfresh dudebro is stealing. My. Schtick. Ain't that uncool?)

Gaster: [Try to remind Erron who he is.]

Titania: Who the fuck are you.

MettatonSEX: [Attempt to remove Erron from the body]

: Metta tries, but fails, the body's still got plenty of HP afterall

FullArmorJeska: [remind Erron about Jukon's and his time together

: Erron: "Name's Girull, servant of lord Yalda"

: Erron: "The host? Don't know, some random kid we picked up"

Gaster: No, your name is Erron! You picked that name yourself!

Titania: [Insult] "You're a damn disgrace, letting yourself be used like this, pull yourself togethor or i'll pull you apart myself..." She levels her sword, ready to fight and seemingly more energetic.

: What does Jeska say?

Hellaton: [Flip off this fuck with all four arms]

Titania: [Attempt to use Aegislash to steal Erron's soul out.]

Titania: Kek.

: YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE U FUK

Lua: [do nothing because he's on the floor in pain]

Titania: [Alright, do that next time.]

: Lua is paralyzed for 1 more turn after this

FullArmorJeska: Erron? you're in there, you gotta fight this guy.

Titania: "..."

Titania: "THATS A GUY!?"

FullArmorJeska: Erron used to be Jukon's husband

FullArmorJeska: before she died

Titania: "I mean, damn, i've seen feminine guys." Fern. "But DAMN you

Titania: "You're the posterchild for 'Dude looks like a lady'"

MettatonSEX: -exists-

Hellaton: ....

: Erron winces in pain a bit, then goes back to his wide smile, slamming his hand down on Hellaton and dealing 400 damage to Titania

Gaster: is in Gaston right now. He just kind of. Looks at Titania.

Titania: Titania knows, she's just trying to rile Discord up.

MettatonSEX: -gently nudges Titania with his heel.-

: She's KOed

MettatonSEX: Don't.

Titania: "I know, someone pass me a candy." She does the tidus pose.

: Discord: "This isn't the 80's, lady."

Jäger Leyline: and she thought I was the arrogant one

Titania: "[sub]I know he's a guy, i'm just trying to get his attention so he'll stop beating the shit out of robot boy over there.[/sub]"

: FIGHT or ACT?

FullArmorJeska: -ACT

Gaster: [act]

Titania: ACT.

Hellaton: MULTIARMED AND DANGEROUS TO THE BODY HOPE IT HITS TWICE WITH THE AMOUNT OF LUCK

Lua: is it this turn or next turn I come back

: This turn bby

Barchar: (I almost wish I hadn't practically abandoned fresh so he could meet this fuck)

Titania: "For your information."

: That's 3 votes for act

Lua: [Act]

MettatonSEX: [Wants to fite]

: And 2 for fight

MettatonSEX: Still.

: But there's a fourth

Titania: "It is the 80's in the Reborn timeline"

: Therefore

Titania: [FIGHT]

Gaster: [Gaster can feel this.]

: You ACT

: What are your actions?

: Oh, so it's a tie

: Meaning the first goes

MettatonSEX: [Roll half his eyes]

: ACT it is

Jäger Leyline: ACT

Titania: [If poossible, try to steal soul with Aegislash]

Gaster: [Ask Erron about all the friends he made.]

Lua: (( Question, considering Scan isn't agressive, can I technically still get away with it? ))

Titania: [Or better yet, eat a fucking candy.]

: ((Sure thing

Jäger Leyline: -give Titsanina a tissue

: Titania would eat a candy, but she can't use items since she's KOed

Lua: [scans Erron]

MettatonSEX: [Just say the same shit Gaster does]

Titania: That works.

Titania: "Y'know, I don't need a Tissue. But I appreciate the thought."

: She's revived by the tissue

Titania: [ACT] [Attempt to steal soul with Aegislash.]

Gaster: ((she needs a tissue 'cause she's having issues

Hellaton: [Hope for a DOUBLE HIT NEXT TURN BC HES FIGHTING]

: Titania doesn't steal it, but it does pop out, it's cracked and white

: Lua scans Erron

Gaster: Oh...

Hellaton: mtt

Hellaton: oh.

Titania: "...So anyone gonna grab it?"

MettatonSEX: Oh

FullArmorJeska: Erron you remember why you choose Erron? its from you favorite video game, Mortal Kombat. You wanted to be like him, revolvers and all. You were always plaing games with Jukon, she loved it

Hellaton: ((that was metta ffff

: Erron winces in pain again, "N-ngh.. J-j.."

: He grabs his soul

Titania: "Let me tell you something, idiot."

Jäger Leyline: your welcome btw Titsaina

Hellaton: ....

Titania: "In my world, we don't use guns, swords, the like."

Titania: "Our pokemon can do that themselves."

: She now is the proud owner of a welcome

Gaster: holds his breath. Is it working?

: What does Gaster say?

Titania: "Do you know what an Aegislash is?"

Gaster: Erron... don't you remember your friends?

MettatonSEX: -they have no lungs-

Gaster: Don't you remember having such good times with us?

Gaster: Don't you remember?

: Erron: "Hah. Kid's dead. There's nothing left, we made su... ngh..."

Titania: "It's a ghost type, that can steal the souls those who wield it or those who it cuts, I suggest you stand down before I get the lucky hit."

: Erron winces again

Gaster: I think we're getting through1

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: He looks back, angrily, grabbing Hellaton and throwing him off the mountain

Jäger Leyline: im starting to regret reviving you

: Hellaton is KOed and removed from the fight!

Titania: Tania releases her skarmory.

Titania: "Go get him."

Gaster: HELLATON!

Titania: It flies off to chase Hellaton.

Titania: She ignores Jager.

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

: He landed on a pile of floofy gotes, or... a pile of dust now

Lua: "...I'll alright, you seem like you want to have fun"

Gaster: -oh no-

Barchar: "DAMN YOU, YOU PARASITE!"

Titania: Skarmory, if possible, picks the robot up and flies it back to the mountain.

: Titania has already ACTed this turn

: Do that next ACT

: Now, ACT or FIGHT?

Titania: Damnit <.<

Gaster: [Fight]

Hellaton: groans, pushing himself up... and promptly screams. Also, he is even more damaged.

Jäger Leyline: sunvabitch

Lua: [fight]

Titania: "Fuck you. Lets hope Skarmory finds him." FIGHT.

FullArmorJeska: Fight

Gaster: -gee good thing gaster's working on that body-

Titania: Skarmory flew off, but won't find Hellaton until the next ACT.

MettatonSEX: [USE GASTER BLASTER ON THE BODY]

FullArmorJeska: don't kill him guys

: You've still got nobody shoots like gaston, just so you know

Titania: Shadow Claw the body.

Gaster: Oh, no, I'm just weakening him down.

: Not pushing anything just... use it or we'll be here all night

MettatonSEX: [We will use that instead actually fuck it]

FullArmorJeska: counters

: Jeska counters, what does Jager do?

MettatonSEX: -is pissed that he hurt Hellaton-

Jäger Leyline: uses #4 shot unless he can magically use a #10

FullArmorJeska: its not you I'm worried about Gaster

MettatonSEX: \THAT CUNT HE HURT SOMEONE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT I HAVE NO MERCY\

: He uses the 4, dealing 280 damage

MettatonSEX: -no one shoots like gaston-

: Titania shadow claws

FullArmorJeska: I just bought a #10 shell and I left it at home

: It does 200

: Erron seems enraged

: He rips his other leg off, using it as a club on Lua, Lua is KOed

Gaster: LUa!

FullArmorJeska: damn it Erron

: Since both his legs are gone, Discord loses one of his moves per turn

Jäger Leyline: you alright dude?

Lua: flips off RNGesus, except not really.

: Erron: "Ngh... f-fuck you"

Lua: "...I'm starting to really... dislike Erron"

: Nobody shoots like Gaston is used!

MettatonSEX: I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, MOTHERFUCKER.

Gaster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lua: "As in... I'm having trouble finding... the redeemable qualities"

: MY DUDE

: YOU

: DONE

: GIT

: A

: CRIT

FullArmorJeska: thats not him, Erron was a sweet person,

Gaster: HOOOOY SHIT

: The body is fucking REKT

MettatonSEX: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

: He loses another move, he coughs up some oil

Titania: She just stares at this.

Titania: [sub]"What does it mean..."[/sub]"

Gaster: ((slarv out of curiosity how much did that do

: ((14250

FullArmorJeska: take out the afro next

Gaster: ((HOLY TITS

Lua: "Yeah, tell me about it... at a time I could possibly care"

Titania: [ACT]

: Erron coughs, "N-no!"

: FIGHT or ACT?

Titania: [ACT]

FullArmorJeska: fight

Gaster: [act?]

: It's decided by vote, btw laharl

MettatonSEX: LIMBS SMASHING LIKE A SYMPHONY

Titania: I know.

MettatonSEX: [FIGHT]

FullArmorJeska: actually ACT

Jäger Leyline: ACT

: The body looks removable now

MettatonSEX: [ok act]

: What are your actions?

MettatonSEX: [REMOVE THE BODY]

Barchar: u better act u fused motherfucker

Gaster: [remove gote]

Titania: [Skarmory finds Hellaton, carries them back into the fight.]

Hellaton: is a him my dude

FullArmorJeska: pulls Erron out of the suit

Hellaton: is in shock

Titania: ((I use 'them' for every gender geez. If I'm specifically referring to neither male or female i'll also either use Them or Mxem/mxer/etc.))

: Jeska takes the metal plating off, revealing a cyborg gote inside the metal chassis

FullArmorJeska: you're coming with me kid

Hellaton: is cracked so hard that some more of his casings fall off, specifically on his shoulders, boots, chest, and thighs.

: She lifts him out, he growls, standing up and grabbing her by the neck, throwing her down. 100 damage

: Erron still wants to fight, he's growling

FullArmorJeska: countering*

FullArmorJeska: countering?

Gaster: Come on, Erron...

: Erron is countered, dealing 120 damage

Hellaton: ((i understand but hella and metta are both specifically male

: Erron: "I AM GIRULL"

: Erron: "ERRON IS DEAD"

FullArmorJeska: no you are a faggot that is possessing him

Titania: ((Yes. But it's simply how I type and how my thoughts run. As they and them sound more proffessional in my opinion and are better for describing))

FullArmorJeska: and you're gonna let him go

MettatonSEX: ...

Titania: ((They and Them have always been neutral and usable for every gender term in the book))

Gaster: Hey, watch it with the slurs.

Lua: "Oh, I thought you were trying to say you were a girl for a moment.... you had me worried there"

Barchar: (using 'tgem' does not imply that it is the pronoun they identify as)

: Erron snarls, wincing again

Barchar: (well, necessarily. )

: What are everyone else's actions?

MettatonSEX: Listen up fuckface.

Hellaton: ((its just way easier to use the pronouns someone actually uses

Titania: ((I use They and Them so I don't fuck up and keep calling Napstablook a he. Like I do every damn time they come into the RP))

Titania: ((Or I get a character's gender wrong, They and Them are applicable no matter what))

MettatonSEX: Don't say that.

Gaster: attempts to calm Erron down.

: He shakes him off

Titania: ((It's 'way easier' to just use the purposefully gender-neutral terms for every gender.))

FullArmorJeska: we need to weaken him down a bit

: Erron's cyborg body is already damaged, a bit, it's got claws

Hellaton: ((i dont understand that method and it does not work for me

: Erron: "Don't say.."

: Erron: "Don't..."

Hellaton: ((i use they/them until otherwise specified

Titania: ((Then don't use it. But it's a method that works for me, so I don't get abruptly called out to check my priviledge))

Hellaton: ((im sorry for starting this i just didnt understand

Barchar: (I think that 'they' is a perfectly acceptable term for use in any situation, not just in those of uncertainty.)

: What are the rest of your actions

MettatonSEX: [already removed the body]

Titania: ((It's fine, I just use they and them for everything. In Character i'll generally use gendered pronouns))

: Oh, ok

FullArmorJeska: Jager help me hold him down

Titania: [Already brought Hellaton back]

: FIGHT or ACT

Jäger Leyline: -pins Erron

FullArmorJeska: ACT

Jäger Leyline: ACT

Gaster: [Act?]

Titania: ACT

: That's an attack, bro

: Jager actually doesn't

: What are your actions this turn?

MettatonSEX: [ACT: Revive Hellaton]

Titania: "Someone get a jar or something. Unless you'd rather Aegislash hold onto it."

Gaster: [ye]

Titania: [Take Erron's soul for safekeeping.]

: Hellaton is revived

MettatonSEX: Hellaton, are you okay?

Hellaton: .......No.

: Laharl although that is technically possible with ACT, it doesn't really... work

FullArmorJeska: Don't even think about Titania

: For this scenario at least

Gaster: Tell you what: After this we go home.

Titania: It worked before.

: I just wanted to show the soul

Hellaton: stands up, pieces of his body falling off. Big ol' chinks of colored metal fall.

: Not have it taken

: That would kill erron

Titania: I guess I shouldn't try to beaty the system anymore.

Lua: feels like making a joke about how they revived the clone character with Act, but he holds it back.

Gaster: Aaannd I get to work on the body.

Titania: [Okay, lemme think of something else]

FullArmorJeska: Erron listen to me

: He glares at Jeska

MettatonSEX: Oh no, oh no.... don't worry, darling, it'll be okay soon.

FullArmorJeska: takes off her helmet

: His eyes widen

Titania: [Assuming Erron is out of the body, chuck the cyborg body off the mountain so he doesn't end up getting back in it and fucking us all up.]

: Erron: "No... he's DEAD"

FullArmorJeska: I know you, after to died I told you to never give up no matter what

: That works

FullArmorJeska: after I died*

: Titania does that

: It falls down

: Killing dozens of small goat children playing in the snow

Lua: feels like people are just going to forget he was KOed.

: There's a large explosion at the base of the mountain

Titania: She'll have skarmory fetch that later. Could be useful for something.

Barchar: glares at titania.

Hellaton: [ACT: Be in pain, but smile anyway at the reassurance from his crush. Good thing he's not full of steam rn.]

FullArmorJeska: and you still that that locket I gave you

Gaster: I...

FullArmorJeska: you're wearing it right now

: He does, actually

Gaster: \Darling, do we have more tissues?\

Hellaton: [....technically both of them but]

: Erron glares, grabbing it and pulling it off his neck

MettatonSEX: \I think.\

Titania: She goes and sits by Lua. "Need some help? I think the battles over."

: Erron: "Ngh... no..."

Gaster: \We probably should revive lua...\

: Erron: "This doesn't mean... anything"

Lua: "Help would be nice"

: Erron: "He's dead"

FullArmorJeska: don't give in to him, Jukon and I believe in you

MettatonSEX: \I used my act.\

MettatonSEX: \You do it\

: Erron attempts to throw it on the ground, but his arm stops, he shakily lowers it, opening it

: Erron: "..."

Lua: (( Aren't their actions one due to being Gaston? ))

Gaster: [act: revive lua]

: That they do

Gaster: [well it's worth a shot]

FullArmorJeska: -it would be the picture of Jukon and Erron

FullArmorJeska: She loved you,

Titania: Hellaton uses his act to smile.

Titania: mfw.

MettatonSEX: -sorta, metta or gaster can take total control-

: Erron backs up, looking mortified

: Erron: "No.."

Hellaton: thats a rare occurance shut your face

: Erron: "This isn't... right"

FullArmorJeska: and I still care

: Erron: "I'm not.. going"

Titania: My face is always shut I don't talk to my laptop.

: Erron backs up further, looking genuinely scared

FullArmorJeska: even if I'm not Jukon

Hellaton: ...

Titania: "...Someone catch him before he backs off the mountain."

: Erron: "NghhAAAH"

Titania: "Welp."

: Erron holds his head, screaming into the air

MettatonSEX: -attempts to catch him-

: He's not falling you dumb fuck

MettatonSEX: -oh-

Gaster: crouches down, watching Erron.

MettatonSEX: -nvm-

Jäger Leyline: -moves around Erron to get behind him

: A massive green light comes out of his mouth and eyes

MettatonSEX: The fuck?

Hellaton: !

Titania: HHES BECOMING ONE WITH THER OOOZONE

Lua: "...That's.. not reassuring"

: It shoots into the sky

Jäger Leyline: thank fuck

Gaster: He'd better not be hailing the mothership.

: Erron: "NO!"

: Erron: "NOT LIKE THIS!"

Barchar: is very confused

Lua: "...No, that would.. be raising a hand into the air I.. believe."

MettatonSEX: What the fuck is going on?

FullArmorJeska: Erron?

: The light stops, Erron's eyes are closed

: Erron: "Ah... ah..."

: Erron opens them slightly, looking at everyone

Lua: "...Wait... wrong form of heil, never.. mind"

: Erron: "Guys...?"

Gaster: Are you back?

MettatonSEX: Is this you?

: He falls over, unconscious

Hellaton: .....

: The silver robot has been watching from behind the whole time

Gaster: ... I think we won.

: YOU DID INDEED WIN

MettatonSEX: I hope.

: YOU GOT 60 EXP

: Erron [Erron] joined chat.

FullArmorJeska: starts throwing up

Lua: -Level Up-

Erron: ((WHAT'D I MISS!?

MettatonSEX: -unfuses, going over to hold Hellaton.-

Barchar: (we found you)

Hellaton: ((erron is reviv

Lua: (( You missed you ))

Erron: ((YAY! I'm so glad you guys found me1

Barchar: walks over to erron, checking his pulse and all that.

Gaster: checks to see if everyone's alright.

: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

: Gaster and Titania leveled up btw

Erron: -Wakes up- JESUSFUCK!

: And Lua

Hellaton: stands okay on his own, but doesn't mind.

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska].

Gaster: -neat-

FullArmorJeska: is busy throwing up

Lua: -Do you need me to do level ups?-

: Erron knows nothing except he was possessed

FullArmorJeska: I'm good

: Yeah, you do it

Erron: Holy shit, what happened to me!?

Hellaton: turns to Jager. "..........Thhhhhhhhhank you, fofofor earliearlllier."

Barchar: Jumps back.

: The silver robot walks over

Gaster: ...

Jäger Leyline: no problem -gives a thumbs up

: Silver: "Very interesting."

Barchar: stares at this nondescript silver robot. "WHAT the hell do you want?"

MettatonSEX: I ain't fighting you.

: It levitates

: Asuka strikes this one pre-emptively

Erron: So... Did I kill anyone?

Hellaton: ....Um, but..... plplplllllease don't flirt with me, it's........ weweweweweird.

MettatonSEX: Almost.

: She goes straight for the head with another antembra buster, the face is cut clean off

Erron: Oh...

Jäger Leyline: yeah, your a dude aren't ya

: Silver looks away

Erron: Who was it?

MettatonSEX: I mean you probably inadvertantly caused deaths because of the shit pulled but.

: Corrin turns back to the group

Hellaton: .......Yyyyyyes.

MettatonSEX: What the shit.

Gaster: Corrin?

Lua: "What the hell?"

Jäger Leyline: had me fooled there for a minute

: Corrin: "You could very well finish this yourself"

MettatonSEX: Is everyone who died back?

Gaster: Ooooh, is everyone we lost in a robot?

Barchar: "OH, WHAT THE GODDAMN-"

: Corrin: "No need for Yalda's plan at all"

Gaster: Are we going to see B in a robot now?

Hellaton: ....Sorrrry.

MettatonSEX: I hope not.

Erron: ((-Vyse Pops Up- WHAT'S UP FUCKERS!?))

Barchar: "THE ZODIAC KILLER, ERRON, CARRIE, WHAT'S WITH ALL YOU FUCKS?"

: Corrin: "Hm... he likes you"

: Corrin: "Noted"

Barchar: realizes part of the point of the hit list might be to convert some of us

: Corrin starts his rockets, flying off into the sky

Erron: Welp... -Looks around- Wait... -Reaches into his pockets- Where are my revolvers!? Goddamnit!

Gaster: rubs his forehead. "Mother of god..."

: Erron is also cyborg now

Erron: ((Oh cool))

FullArmorJeska: stops throwing up

Erron: ((-Insert Teen Titans reference here-))

Lua: has no idea how to respond to this.

: You're now alone on the tower with a pile of dust that used to be Io

Hellaton: ..........I.... I fefefelt weird because I nnnnnoticed you were thththinking about women and......

Barchar: (booya?)

Hellaton: ((BOOYAH

Gaster: ... Can I go home?

Gaster: I kind of want to go home.

Jäger Leyline: I mean....you hip say, and your overall body

: Fabriel picks up Asuka "I think that's what we're going to do..."

MettatonSEX: -lifts Hella into a bridal carry.-

Lua: "...wait, how did I even get here?"

MettatonSEX: We're going home.

Jäger Leyline: plus what you could do with those four arms

Hellaton: ....

Hellaton: Don't.

FullArmorJeska: Erron...?

Lua: was zoned out a majority of the way here.

Gaster: nods.

Erron: Jeska?

: Barchar can faintly hear Corrin talk on the way out of the stratosphere

Jäger Leyline: trust me I won't just saying thats why I was confused

Gaster: starts heading home.

Hellaton: Iiiiiii... I didn't chchchhhhhose this body, and sexualllll things are uncomfortable.

FullArmorJeska: wipes away the vomit

: Something about eclipse, firing a weapon at earth, the end of the world

Hellaton: *choose

FullArmorJeska: how are you doing

Titania: Tania just shrugs.

Erron: Fine... I guess I'm a robot now.

: You head back down the tower, the revenants are all on their knees

Erron: How's AD been?

Jäger Leyline: fair enough

FullArmorJeska: distant

MettatonSEX: ...Wait hold the fuck up. The straight guy flirted with you.

Erron: ...oh.

Chime: ((somewhere, a young woman gets hellish amounts of heartburn. she goes to find the antiacid

Barchar: "Oh, fucking great, they wanna end the world."

Hellaton: .......Yes.

MettatonSEX: Oh man.

Barchar: "Some big cannon or something. Named eclipse

Jäger Leyline: hey it was an honest mistake

: Back down the lift you go, the smol asriels are there to greet you

FullArmorJeska: can someone help me?

Erron: Yeah sure...

FullArmorJeska: falls ouver

Erron: OH! -Tries to catch her-

MettatonSEX: He's an androgyne, like all Mettatons. We don't look particularly male or female.

Hellaton: nods.

: They decide to snuggle up to barchar this time, since they didn't see her the first time

Barchar: squees, fangirling a little over the smol asriels

Gaster: is... not pleased to learn of this world ending plot.

: Barchar is now being snuggled by 8 smol asriels

Lua: wonders if slam dunking a fake chaos emerald would work, but then he realixes he has no idea why he had a thought containing multiple things he didn't understand.

GN Austin: -tries to cuddle the Smol Asriels with BarChar- THEY SO CUUUTE!

: The lift goes back down to town, hundreds of asriels are going about their business

MettatonSEX: Please just don't flirt with him or call him sexy or anything what have youagain, it's... not pretty what happened.

Hellaton: .........

Jäger Leyline: -to mettaton only- yeah well those hips are confusing

: Shardy is waiting on the yacht when you want to go home

Jäger Leyline: don't worry though I won't

MettatonSEX: Good.

Hellaton: .....Sorry.

Jäger Leyline: now can someone help me with Jeska?

Barchar: pushes gna out of the pile.

FullArmorJeska: has passed out

Hellaton: gets up and helps with her.

Erron: -Is holding Jeska- Oh jeez... What do I do?

Hellaton: or not

FullArmorJeska: weighs upwards to 400lbs

Hellaton: ....

Lua: decides he isn't going to help people for the time being after all of this.

Hellaton: I'll..... see you arounddddddddd. Sososososorry....

Erron: -His arms are in serious pain then-

MettatonSEX: It's okay, it's okay.

Gaster: doesn't know what to do.

: Except he's a fucking cyborg you cock

Jäger Leyline: get one of the big robots to help

Erron: -WELL FUCK ME THEN-

Gaster: just feels confused.

MettatonSEX: -nah-

Erron: -ok-

FullArmorJeska: -not all cybernetics increase strength

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: -Alphys's rper is my gf and she'll be the one I bang obce we stop being long distance-

Erron: -ARE HIS ARMS IN PAIN OR NOT HOLY SHIEEEEET-

Lua: isn't really talking to people either, he just seems to really want the night to end.

Gaster: pokes Mettaton. "Dear? I'm getting on the boat."

Jäger Leyline: hey...you okay? -to Lua-

MettatonSEX: -kind of. Brings Hella and himself over to Gaster.-

MettatonSEX: I'll be there with you.

Gaster: hops on that motherfucking boat.

MettatonSEX: -gets on-

Jäger Leyline: -gets on

Erron: -is trying to drag Jeska to the boat- G-GUYS...

FullArmorJeska: is carried on

: The boat goes off! Leaving Barchar to rot in hell

Erron: ((-They all fucking leave Erron- YOU FUCKERS!))

: You're back at the bar

Hellaton: silently helps Erron with his stretchy arms(and extendo fingers)

Lua: gets on the boat last second.

: So, how was it?

Lua: (( Better than last night for me ))

Erron: -Is just staring at his hands- Welp, Frisk is gonna flip her shit.

FullArmorJeska: ((more Fred Durst next time

: Always more fred durst

: -MageVaati enjoyed it, and loved being a sadist in terms of Hella's body getting broken.-

Erron: ((I'm gonna go eat some Fred Durst brand Limp Bizkuts))

Gaster: ((t'was good

Erron: ((Also I LOVED IT))

Gaster: marches through the anydoor and begins to rip his suit off.

FullArmorJeska: ((guys can we keep talking about Fred Durst

Titania: Titania just wuirylu humd THE SHANTY

: ((You weren't there for like 99% of the good stuff

Titania: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT SENTENCE

: Zozzle

Gaster: ((titania go home you're drunk

Lua: gives Jaeger a short glance, but he can't seem to come up with a response for now, so he just looks back to the bar.

MettatonSEX: -follows Gaster home.-

FullArmorJeska: eventually wakes up and changes

Erron: ((My friend Michael and I made up a new meme... Fred Durst Disease. If you don't get it cured, you'll fade into obscurity. And the cure is a mother fucking chainsaw))

Titania: Titans just quietly hums the shanty.

: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

Titania: TITANS.

Titania: >TITANS

: ((How was everything? Any complains?

Hellaton: WHEN THERES TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL

Gaster: ((ARE WE THE PREY, NO WE ARE THE HUNTERS!

Hellaton: ((very good

Titania: I'm dissapointed Discord's afro wasn't Lardy in disguise.

Gaster: ((it was nice

Titania: But otherwise it was awesome.

Erron: ((Not enough Motherfucking Chainsaws))

Hellaton: ((the afro shoukdve been miror b in disguise but otherwise great

: Was the twist too predictable?

Titania: Titania is ready to go fucking home. And see her wife. And eat some ice cream. And just. fuck. this.

Jeska or Jukon: lays on the couch, she is starting to have a tiny bump on her stomach

Hellaton: ((no i loved it

Erron: ((I wasn't there, so...))

Jeska or Jukon: ((motherfucking chainsaw! What?

Titania: Fuck this whole place. Amaria may hit harder but fireballs and getting Lua thrown at you hurt.

Lua: (( You kind of already told me it, so I can't say anything ))

Erron: I need to buy new revolvers... fucking hell.

Hellaton: ((that was unexpected

Gaster: ((I didn't see gote coming

: I tried to foreshadow it with the kiss

Jäger Leyline: need a drink pal? -hands Lua a beer-

Gaster: heads to the bedroom and throws an old tshirt on.

Jeska or Jukon: ((that makes since

Jeska or Jukon: ((good one

MettatonSEX: -reverts to EX, setting Hella down gently.-

Gaster: Uuuuaaahhhhgh.

Jeska or Jukon: ((better than fighting captain D

Lua: "Not now, but I.. guess I'll take you up on that deal later."

Hellaton: ............Tttttttttttoday was hehehehehell.

Titania: Better than fighting the bootleg thing.

Gaster: Yeah, that's where we went.

Hellaton: No Iiiiiii mean.

Jäger Leyline: hey...don't let things get to yeah,

: Fanta is still asleep with her smol children

Jäger Leyline: ya*

: The Highway To Hell [] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Jeska or Jukon: ugh....

Hellaton: is in the gaston line

Jeska or Jukon: I feel terrible

Erron: ((So next arc: The MSPaint Arc?))

Hellaton: ((mspa

Erron: ((ha

Hellaton: .......It wwwwwawawas uncomfwas uncomfortable and painfful.

Titania: Titania enters the bar, and goes over to the couch.

Fanta: ((K, shower now

Jeska or Jukon: I didn;t get hit

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Erron: -Looks at Jeska- Are... you okay?

Erron: -Is seriously confused-

Titania: "...Ugh, I would go home, but i'd wake up Mari in the night trying to get inside and then neither of us would get any sleep."

Jeska or Jukon: lifts her shirt, and looks at her stomach

Jeska or Jukon: its starting to show

Gaster: I'm so tired after that...

Lua: just thinks about what Jaegar said.

MettatonSEX: -hugs Hella gently.- It's okay.

Titania: Titania seems to be trying to ignore the large 1845th degree burn on her right arm.

Erron: H-Huh?

Titania: And how her collarbone seems to, uh, probably be broken.

Jeska or Jukon: has a small bump on her stomach

Titania: [CHAT GOES SILENT]

Erron: -Walks up to her and kneels by her- Is... there anything y'need?

Jeska or Jukon: not much you can do

Erron: . . . oh

Hellaton: whirrs a bit, for a second.

Jeska or Jukon: I;m not sick

Jäger Leyline: so Titania

Gaster: ... Say, Hellaton...

Jäger Leyline: wanna spar sometime?

Hellaton: Hhm?

Gaster: Do you need your boiler filled again?

Erron: Then... what's the problem...?

Hellaton: .......Yes.

Lua: decides to sneak out while everyone is talking.

Titania: She looks at Jager. "...You just want a spar, right?"

MettatonSEX: Hold on.

Gaster: grunts as he gets up. "No, I'll get it."

Jäger Leyline: you got a wife you already said no

MettatonSEX: No, darling, I'll get it.

Jäger Leyline: plenty of others out there

Titania: "Alright sure. If you ever want to spar, just stop by my timeline or show up at The Forgotten Arena. I'm usually at one of those."

Gaster: ... Fine.

Titania: "...You might want to consider becoming a champion in the arena, y'know, if your good at fighting."

Gaster: turns around and flops face-first on the bed.

Gaster: is still wearing his suit pants, by the way.

Jäger Leyline: good at fighting? you remember the part where I didn't get hit at all during the big bad boss fight

Erron: . . .

MettatonSEX: -gets the water to fill up Hella's boiler. He gets the funnel, too, and there we go he's refilled-

Jeska or Jukon: yeah....

Titania: "You got hit by the missiles."

MettatonSEX: -puts the shit away.-

MettatonSEX: Darling, do you want the pants off?

Jäger Leyline: dodged and countered them

Lua: is back at his lab, and he's patching himself off. He's angry at himself for what happened today

Hellaton: Thhhhhanthank you.

Jeska or Jukon: ((but Jukon and Jager did that

Titania: "...Huh."

Jeska or Jukon: ((both*

Titania: "Well, the Arena might be a good idea, i've been fighting there for a while. You just show up, sign a waiver, and fight for people."

Jeska or Jukon: its not obvious to you?

Gaster: Yes. I kind of do want my pants off.

Jeska or Jukon: look at my stomach

Titania: "You win, you get money, fame, and people throw themselves at your feet to see you."

Erron: ...?

Jäger Leyline: I could use the money

MettatonSEX: -pulls Gaster's pants off and puts them in the dark hamper-

Titania: "Alright, seeya there."

Jeska or Jukon: looks down at the small bump on her stomach

Gaster: grunts and covers himself with a blanket.

Erron: W-What is it?

Jeska or Jukon: has a blank expression

Jeska or Jukon: its called a child

Erron: . . . H-heh . . Oh . . .

Titania: [Jager Leyline added to champions list

Titania: [If Yazan wants. Of course.]

Jeska or Jukon: ((sure

MettatonSEX: -gets in bed next to Gaster, hugging him.- Say, darling, can Hellaton join us in bed, platonically, for the night?

Gaster: ((Oh shoot i just remembered I was going to do a Jasper scene

Hellaton: Wwwwhat?

Gaster: He can.

Jeska or Jukon: ((Jager is my go to fighter now that Jeska is pregnant

Hellaton: Immediate steam.

Gaster: He might want me wearing something on my lower body though.

Erron: Who's the dad?

Jeska or Jukon: AD

Hellaton: ...As llllong as the pelvis is covered.

Erron: Oh cool...

Erron: Does he know?

Titania: [Yager 'Bravo' Leyline added to the champions list!]

Jeska or Jukon: yeah, BarChara told the both of us

Jeska or Jukon: explains why I have been throwing up and tired as of late

Hellaton: doesnt care as long as his pelvis isnt rubbing against him

Gaster: nods, using a floating hand to go through his dresser drawer. He drags over a pair of pajama pants and puts them on underneath the covers.

Erron: Well, congrats...

Titania: ((So I found out I can contort my body into wierd shapes because i'm oddly flexible))

Jäger Leyline: whered that Lua guy go?

Jeska or Jukon: this wasn't planned

Erron: ((I can stretch my cheek out IRL like Luffy.))

Erron: Oh.

Jeska or Jukon: I didn't een think I could get knocked up

Hellaton: slowly gets into bed, his shoulderpads off and arms around the two who care about him most.

Titania: ((And now I get surrounded by people at school because I can dislocate my shoulders, stretch my neck skin out, wrap my arms around my own neck twice, etc))

Titania: ((I can pop my shoulders blades out like wings somehow))

Erron: Well... I didn't either.

Jeska or Jukon: Jukon wasn't able to....and we are both clones

Erron: Yeah...

Jeska or Jukon: Oh that reminds me

Hellaton: ((i can dislocate one shoulder, twist my thumbs backwards, androll my eyes back into my head

Erron: ...?

Jeska or Jukon: theres a guy named Zerka around here

Gaster: -well this is a nice little moment-

MettatonSEX: -holds both Gaster and Hella close.-

Jeska or Jukon: his daughter was our template

Hellaton: Ththththhhhhhank you.

Gaster: -Too bad there's a knock on the door.-

Titania: ((I once popped my eye out of its socket.))

Gaster: ((AAAAAHH

MettatonSEX: Of co-- oh for fuck's sake.

Erron: Wow...

Titania: ((Which, err, is not supposed to happen))

Gaster: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Erron: ((HOLY SHIT EWW))

Titania: ((Brb lemme see if I can do it again.

Hellaton: ((cool

Gaster: ((NO

Gaster: ((NONONONOONN0N0N0N0ONOONONONONO

Erron: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gaster: Oh god, who the hell's up this late?

Titania: Nope, fingers are too big.

MettatonSEX: -gets up, goes downstairs, answers the door.- What is it?

Jäger Leyline: -goes looking for Lua

Jasper: -I don't think you ordered late night cheeto-puff delivery, but here's one anyway.-

Jeska or Jukon: WDG is having us look for some singularity device

Jeska or Jukon: Zerka knows were it is at

MettatonSEX: ...Hello, Jasper, was it?

Erron: Oh jeez....

Jasper: -Her eyes narrow slightly. "Yes."

Hellaton: curiously goes down to see who the fuck is there.

Erron: That's... hmm.

MettatonSEX: What's going on?

Jasper: I... feel frustrated. Like I'm not supposed to be here.

Jeska or Jukon: problem is that he is drunk 24/7

Erron: Like Rick? From Rick and Morty... oh wait, you don't watch tv.

MettatonSEX: Well this is nothing like where you're from. There's no war going on, you're not being ordered around by a giraffe, and there's no need to fight things here.

Hellaton: ......

Jeska or Jukon: watched some TV recently

Hellaton: just watches this play out.

Jeska or Jukon: some show where people could control elements somwhow

Erron: Avatar?

Jeska or Jukon: been taking care of a kid named Onna, watched it with her

Jeska or Jukon: yes thats the name

Jasper: "I guess so, but... it still doesn't feel like I fit. Sure, there's other people like me... I've been sparring with Dedan, and Undyne..."

Erron: I've heard good stuff about that one... I prefer Teen Titans though.

MettatonSEX: Hmm... well, I have seen something where people can fight for fame and glory.

Jasper: -The gem seems to light up. "Oh? Tell me more."-

Gaster: ((legit the only reason japser went to the gaston house is because dedan and undyne are sleeping

Lua: snuck back to his lab while everyone was talking.

Titania: ((OH JASPER IS A GEM))

Jeska or Jukon: heh, I'm going to be spending my time being a mother soon

Gaster: ((YEAH

Lua: -DD snuck off to get Ice Cream-

Titania: ((I WAS CONFUSED FOR A SECOND IT MAKE ME THINK OF JASPER FROM A SHOW I USED TO WATCH))

Gaster: ((BIG BUFF CHEETO PUFF

Titania: ((WHO IS A FUCKING SPIDER LADY))

Jeska or Jukon: already got one kid soon I'll have an infant

Erron: Oh yeah...

Titania: Heather is probably wondering how this person manage to get here without her hearing them. Wierd. But she continue sweeping.

MettatonSEX: Well, whoever fights gets to potentially win gold, a prize, and glory. You fight opponents chosen from a roulette, and that's pretty much all I know.

Erron: Yeesh, good luck with that. I've never had a kid, but I hate like, 2 of the kids here anyways.

Hellaton: just looks at this strange woman with a crystalline nose.

GN Austin: Say that to my face, bitch!

Jasper: -She merely nods along, smiling a little. Her teeth remind some people of a tiger - fitting as she's striped.-

Erron: See? I really hate that kid.

Titania: ((I had a cat name cheeto puff once))

MettatonSEX: Say, why don't you come to the bar tomorrow and if the ticket glows, I can show you?

Titania: ((He liked to sneak into my kitchen and rip open chip bags, which is how he got his name WHEN WE FOUND HIM FUCKING COVERED IN CHEETO DUST IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM <.<))

Jasper: "Sounds great!" She pounds her fist into her open palm.

Erron: ((My dog is named Nymerya after the Dire Wolf))

Jeska or Jukon: well guess its a good thing you didn't hook up with me

Jasper: What do I do until then?

Hellaton: jolts back a bit.

MettatonSEX: Go the fuck to sleep it's 1:30 AM.

Erron: Heh... well. This got awkward.

GN Austin: DAMN RIGHT IT DID!

Erron: -Turns to GNA- CAN YOU FUCK OFF!?

Jasper: ... Sleep?

Hellaton: ...

GN Austin: Sure, where does "Off" live?

Erron: . . .

Erron: Why do you do this?

Titania: ((oh shit))

MettatonSEX: You shut your eyes and do nothing in order to regain energy.

Jasper: "People [i]do[/i] that?"

: High Priest Laharl [Titania] is now High Priest Laharl [The Arena].

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

The Arena: Back in the Arena, a discussion is going between two people.

Jäger Leyline: -isn't able to find Lua

The Arena: "You know those newcomers, the ones with the win-streak?" "Yeah?" "I need to 'arrange' a fight for them."

Jasper: "So that's what that weird laying down thing everyone's doing is! I tried it but I... I just can't."

MettatonSEX: Oh.

The Arena: *Tic Tic Tic* "What are these...blue things?" "Just give them to the girl, i'll pay you."

Hellaton: Yeah uh.

MettatonSEX: -that was metta

The Arena: "Make sure she takes a lot."

MettatonSEX: Yeah uh.

Jäger Leyline: -somehow found his way to the bakery

The Arena: "Will do, sir."

The Arena: ((Congratulations, you won too many times))

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Fellby: -He's still with his client, good thing he's getting tipped massively-

The Arena: ((Now your next opponent got cold feet and has rigged the match for ya. Kek.))

MettatonSEX: Practice on a punching bag or some shit if you cant. Some people actually do need that.

Jasper: "Oh, alright."

MettatonSEX: Including my husband, so. I'll have to see you tomorrow, darlin'.

Wandering Frisk: hey there, looks like I found my knight in shining armour

Jäger Leyline: ahh no thanks kid

MettatonSEX: I'll see you then, alright?

The Arena: "And remember...it's a 1v1, no horde matches or anything else. I want them to LOSE."

Jasper: "Alright, see you later!"

MettatonSEX: Bye.

MettatonSEX: -shuts the door-

Jasper: turns around and closes the door, only it's more of a slam. Ooops.

Jeska or Jukon: I need to go see Fanta

Jeska or Jukon: Onna*

Hellaton: jolts

MettatonSEX: -just goes back to bed-

Hellaton: follows, nervous.

The Arena: ((Anyways, heads up))

The Arena: ((No matter what unless you manage to get the Uber Champion as I call him. You're gonna lose if you in like you usually do :D))

Jeska or Jukon: gets up and heads home to find Onna

Gaster: MMh, who wazzat?

Erron: Ok.

MettatonSEX: -gets into bed.- Jasper.

Hellaton: gets in, holding Gaster and Metta closer than he was before.

MettatonSEX: ...You okay?

Hellaton: ..............Shshshhhhhhe... was intttttimiintimidating.

Gaster: ... cheeto puff?

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Gaster: Yeah, she is.

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Onna [Onna].

Onna: is by herself, watching TV

Jeska or Jukon: hey kid

Jeska or Jukon: lies down next to her

MettatonSEX: She's strong and tough but she's kind of just out of place and looking for a way to feel at home.

Jeska or Jukon: owwhhhhh

Gaster: That happens sometimes.

: High Priest Laharl [The Arena] is now High Priest Laharl [Titania].

Hellaton: ((i called yd a giraffe and there was no bad reaction

Onna: Hey jukon

MettatonSEX: I introduced the Arena to her, so. Maybe she'll fit in there.

Hellaton: ......

Gaster: ((to be fair everyone in jasper's timeline is fucking dead

Jeska or Jukon: uhhh....how are you doing?

Hellaton: ((ah, right

Gaster: ((she's the only living being from there left, it's kind of messed her up

Titania: Titania leans back on the couch, sighing.

Onna: ((Oh boy

Onna: ((Azzy's still getting hit on

Onna: ((I think

Onna: I'm good... are you ok?

Jeska or Jukon: I've been better

Titania: ((HEY SLAR))

Jeska or Jukon: do...do you know whats going on? did AD tell you?

Hellaton: whines a lil bit.

Titania: THE TIGER MAN FROM LISA. THE ONE THAT KICKED ASS AND HAD A TIGER HEAD))

Titania: ((HIS NAME IS))

Titania: ((LINCOLN TOWNSEND))

Gaster: MMh.

MettatonSEX: It's okay, Hellaton. We're here by your side.

Onna: ))Ok?

Onna: ((I don get it

Onna: No..?

Jeska or Jukon: I'm ....well......

Jeska or Jukon: theres going to be a new child soon

Hellaton: Thththhhhhank yououou... you don't have to do this for me bbbbbutt you do annnand it's... it's nice.

Gaster: 's no probem.

Onna: O-oh! Ok

Robo-Frisk: -Walks in- Hey everyo-- E-ERRON!? ERRON! -Runs up and Hug/Tackles him- OHMYGOD YOU'RE OKAY!

Erron: AGH!

Jeska or Jukon: do..do you know where children come from?

MettatonSEX: It's just being a friend. You've been kind to us, too, so.

Fellby: - His client finally ran out of money. Good god, he didn't think someone had that much stamina... He pops a cigarette in his mouth as he lays in bed, alone.-

MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster on the mouth, then Hella on the forehead.- Now go to bed.

Hellaton: steams up a bit.

Gaster: Alright, dear.

Hellaton: Gggoggogoodnight...

Onna: shakes her head

Gaster: falls asleep.

MettatonSEX: Goodnight, you two.

Wandering Frisk: -checks on Fellb- Boss? you okay?

Hellaton: and Metta fall into sleep mode.

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Fellby: Frisk...

Fellby: Do you think...

Wandering Frisk: Hmm?

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Fellby: Do you think it's possible for someone to fuck for hours?

Wandering Frisk: it'd be amazing

Fellby: It just happened.

Onna: is 7, technically 8

Wandering Frisk: really?

Onna: doesn't need to know

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Fellby: God, that was so tiring...

Jeska or Jukon: well you're going to have a brother or sister soon

Fellby: After a while it just gets monotonous.

Onna: O-ok

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Wandering Frisk: oh

Wandering Frisk: -sits on the bed

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Wandering Frisk: like they were just taking out stress

Fellby: At one point I just rolled over and grabbed a book.

Hellaton: ((gn my friends

Fellby: ((goodnight

Wandering Frisk: hehe

Fellby: He kept going at it.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Wandering Frisk: what made him go so long?

: Alphys's connection timed out.

Fellby: shrugs. "Did he want to prove how long he could do it? If so, why?"

Onna: ((https://www.reddit.com/user/Babypapyrus

Onna: ((http://img08.deviantart.net/c027/i/2016/064/4/5/the_kiss_by_marie_mike-d9tzv9x.png

Wandering Frisk: -lies next to Fellby- weird. think it was stress or tension? maybe he was on something

Jeska or Jukon: the worrying has made me sick

Fellby: ... That could be it too.

Onna: I'm sure it will be ok

Onna: ((http://imgur.com/ca5by2t

Wandering Frisk: it must not be fun it if you don't enjoy it

Fellby: Oh it was fun at first. Then after the first two hours it got repetitive.

Wandering Frisk: huh, did you two switch it up or just stay recessive

Onna: ((http://i.imgur.com/3swMD2z.jpg

Onna: ((This one I love

Onna: ((http://i.imgur.com/N8Dgx9t.png

Jeska or Jukon: silts through her hair-

Jeska or Jukon: I hope so

Fellby: I was the bottom. He insisted on it.

Wandering Frisk: ahh, I can see how that can make things boring after a while

Onna: snuggles up to her

Erron: ((Onna that's amazing

Onna: C-can I call you mom?

Jeska or Jukon: is completely shocked by that- I....

Fellby: Mmmhmmm.

Jeska or Jukon: snuggles her- yes you can

Onna: O-ok

Wandering Frisk: -lies his head on Fellby's chest-

Fellby: holds Frisk close.

Onna: snuggles up and goes to sleep

Wandering Frisk: are you okay?

Jeska or Jukon: good night,....my daughter

Fellby: Yeah, I'm fine. It's gonna take a lot more to snuff me out.

Wandering Frisk: well if you need to exhaust yourself ever let me know

Fellby: Mmhmh.

Wandering Frisk: otherwise I'm fine where I'm at right hnow

Jeska or Jukon: now*

: Onna [Onna] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].

Fellby: Yeah. Pardon, but I'm rather tired right now.

Fabriel: is asleep with Asuka on the couch

Fellby: I could go for like, a salad or something.

Wandering Frisk: let me get it for you

Fabriel: ((Today I realized Gaster and metta are the only parents with a son around here

Titania: Slarv if you're looking for cringe))

Titania: ((I've still got he one with the butterknife down the dick))

Wandering Frisk: -gets up and walks to the door- anythnig you want?

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].

Fabriel: ((I'm getting cringe

Fellby: Food.

Wandering Frisk: got it

Wandering Frisk: heads out

Fellby: ((well i mean, young king asgore has a new son

Fabriel: ((Eh, true

Erron: ((Austin is the son of someone...))

Erron: ((10/10 Best Plot Twist))

Fellby: ((... fellby might have a few kids here and there, actually

Fellby: ((his timeine runs on the "you can knock someone up" rule

Fabriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/yJen2tU.jpg

Wandering Frisk: returns later with a number of chicken wraps and a liter of cola

Erron: ((ech

Fellby: Ohohohooooo, yessssss

Titania: ((Hey guys, remember Kaidigem?))

Titania: ((That guy that showed up in the Xyzzy days for a little while?))

Fellby: ((... Vaaaaugely?

Titania: ((WE DODGED THE BIGGEST FUCKING BULLET WITH HIM. Q_Q))

Fabriel: ((No

Titania: ((HE'S THE CREATOR OF r/UndertaleCringe))

Wandering Frisk: couldn't find a salad

Fellby: ((OH WOW

Fellby: grabs a wrap and starts shoving them in his mouth.

Fabriel: ((That's a good sub tho

Titania: ((It is))

Titania: ((But I don't want us on there Q_Q))

Wandering Frisk: eats a wrap and drinks some soda

Titania: ((We could've been put there. By the creator of the sub. Who all his submissions get upvoted to hell.))

Titania: ((We would've been overrun in secoooonds))

Erron: ((Undertale Cringe would go to war with CAU

Erron: ((In a huge game of TF2))

Titania: ((THAT WOULDN'T BE A WAR))

Titania: ((THAT'D JUST BE A CURBSTOMP))

: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Wandering Frisk [Fred Durst].

Erron: ((of us?))

Titania: ((yes.))

Fred Durst: -walks in the bar

Titania: ((We would get fucking smeared))

Fabriel: ((brb posting the boden logs to /r/cringeanarchy

Erron: ((oh... what about Overwatch?))

Erron: Is that...? Fred Durst?

Fellby: ((did you save them slarv

Fabriel: ((No

Fabriel: ((They died in charat

Fred Durst: I wrote Chainsaw, I did it all for the nookie

Erron: . . .

Erron: What?

Titania: ((I mean, we already got fucked by Bob the Temmie))

Fred Durst: I was one of the most popular musicians in the 90s

Fellby: ((good some of those involved weird temmie milk

Titania: ((Who posted us to /r951))

Erron: ((SOMEONE DID!?

Titania: (('Twas a while ago))

Titania: ((He posted it under an alt to hide it but said 'Lol bob is me' in the comment))

Fred Durst: -a floating knife is approach Durst and has Obscurity on it

Erron: *Gasp* Not obscurity!

Fred Durst: approaching*

Fred Durst: I'm trying my best to stay relevant. Don't! Don't do this! I deserve better than this! NO!

Fred Durst: -the knife stabs Durst and he dies

Fellby: finishes all of the chicken wraps. "Ah... that hit the spot."

Erron: NOOO! I used to love Limp Bizkut!

Titania: ((SO YEAH))

: Wandering Frisk [Fred Durst] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].

Titania: ((WE GOT VISITED BY THE FUCKING CREATOR OF R/UNDERTALECRINGE))

Titania: ((AND DIDN'T GET FUCKED))

Wandering Frisk: soda? -offers the drink

Erron: ((G FUCKING G

Fellby: shakes his head.

Fabriel: ((We should tell him about rielas

Fellby: ((slarv do you want us to die

Erron: ((Pls slarv no

Wandering Frisk: snuggles up to Fellby

Fabriel: ((brb doing it

Wandering Frisk: theres more wraps if you're hungry

Fellby: Nah...

Fellby: I'm good.

Fellby: hangs his head back.

Wandering Frisk: things are going pretty well I think

Titania: ((Oh and by the way))

Wandering Frisk: you're a far better manager than what that scumster guy was

Fellby: They are. We're making lots of money.

Titania: ((I've beaten all your cringe Slarv))

Fabriel: ((I need to sleep, gn

Titania: (( http://41.media.tumblr.com/1010e13c2bf9067eb216d078275b80bd/tumblr_o1tuy52lmA1v2yp6io1_1280.png ))

Fabriel: ((Oh?

Wandering Frisk: (night

Fabriel: ((Seen it you fucc

Wandering Frisk: ((even in Korea I can't escape the minons

: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Minion [Minion].

Minion: Banana

Fellby: sighs. "Look. I'm about to pass out, so..."

Wandering Frisk: heh so am I

Wandering Frisk: do you mind if I stay here tnoigh?

Fellby: Not at all.

Wandering Frisk: thanks

Minion: has a deep, throaty voice. He looks deep into your eyes, past his goggles, almost into your soul. He licks his lips in anticipation. Soon enough he can't wait...

Minion: ((Ok

Minion: ((I really need to go to bed now

Fellby: goes the fuck to bed.

Minion: ((gn

Fellby: ((goodnight

: Fellby [Fellby] disconnected.

Wandering Frisk: (night

: Minion [Minion] disconnected.

Wandering Frisk: falls asleep too

Wandering Frisk: ((gonna watch a movie

Erron: ((ech

Erron: ((Is it the BEE MOVIE

Titania: You're a funny.

Erron: ...

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: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

Jeska or Jukon: ((morning

Jeska or Jukon: ((up

Jeska or Jukon: ((sup*

Jeska or Jukon: (((huh

Jeska or Jukon: ((quiet morning

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: ((hi))

: ((..oh))

: ((shitaholicafuckotti))

: ((Oh, right! Mother's Day.))

: ((That's why it must be so empty.))

: ((Ahh, I get it now.))

: ((Oh well.))

: ((I'm just gonna play vidya games for now.))

: ((Also, CaU Gods, [i]don't do anything while i'm gone you slender, cheeky fucks[/i]))

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: Minion [Minion] is now Fanta [Fanta].

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: is asleep on the couch

Fanta: had the two smol children gotes sleeping on her earlier but idk

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Fanta: fuck

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Hywel: -He had went to the bed, but Azalea stayed with Fanta. She seems to perfer that over the bed.-

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Mi: ((heya

: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

DamnDude: (( hey ))

Mi: (( I have been indulging the subtle joys of modding in really overpowered weapons into a game. ))

DamnDude: (( alright ))

Mi: (( [url=http://imgur.com/o5ZweHp]Like this one.[/url] ))

Mi: ((I actually find it really fun to make things like this

DamnDude: (( huh ))

Mi: ((It's pretty easy once you know how.))

Mi: ((However, I'm still learning.))

Mi: ((I need to learn what numbers mean what icons and whatnot))

Mi: ((Which is hard because there are no databases for modding this game other than one really tiny one.))

Mi: ((And even that one only says how to install the modding software.))

DamnDude: (( hmm ))

Mi: ((In fact, I think I'll make additions to the old database.))

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Mi: ((heya

Mi: ((I've been modding overpowered weapons into a game I play

Mi: ((also, this is Bio here, in case you didn't know.))

: Myth [Kalyke] is now Myth [Thesis].

Thesis: (( Too dark?

Mi: ((I can't see your color))

Mi: ((way too dark

Thesis: (( Better?

Thesis: (( topkek

Mi: ((Better

Mi: ((On the Felt, anything that is completely black appears as white))

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Thesis: (( Ayy

Mi: ((ayy

Mi: ((I made another OP weapon

Mi: ((this time for the magician

: ((ayy

Titania: ayy))

: ((oh shit two red colors))

: ((this will get confusing fast))

Mi: (([url=http://imgur.com/o5ZweHp]Spacetime Rupture 9[/url]))

Thesis: (( w3w

Mi: ((kek))

: ((titania go fuck a kek))

: ((Titania: can i fuck a pokemon?))

: ((no))

Mi: ((also there are still the user numbers))

Thesis: (( not gardie at the least

Gallade: ((shhhhh))

DamnDude: (( oi ))

Mi: ((blade husbando))

: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * (( oh my~

Azazel: (( I was red before it was cool ))

: ((ikr))

❤ Frisk: ((I was red before it was cool))

Thesis: (( I'm white

: -But Blue is better-

: ((I'm white too))

Thesis: (( THOSE LAST FEW MESSAGES MADE RED/WHITE/BLUE kek

DamnDude: (( 1 2 3 4 i want to start a race war ))

: ((GDI AMERICA))

: ((dd stop being black))

Mi: ((AMERICA))

: ((be white like us))

Mi: ((FUCK YEAH))

DamnDude: (( I WILL BE BLACK AND I WILL BE HAPPY ))

DamnDude: (( BECAUSE THE BLACKS ARE THE SUPERIOR MINORITY ))

: ((HAVE FUN TAKING DRUGS AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE OFFICERS))

Thesis: (( YOU FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE BLACK?

DamnDude: (( I'm black with limits ))

Mi: ((Well I'm purple.))

DamnDude: (( As in, I want to be seen ))

DamnDude: (( because I'm a bitchy minority ))

Thesis: (( lolfuckyoujknotreallyew

DamnDude: (( ...but ))

: ((I found my skin color))

Thesis: (( [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancia_Thesis]OH YEAH uh[/url]

: ((WHITE))

DamnDude: (( LIMITS ARE MEANT TO BE BROkEN ))

DamnDude: (( Oh hey, I'm totally invisible now ))

Thesis: (( FUCK THE POLICE

DamnDude: (( BLACK CHAT MATTERS ))

: ((A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A))

Thesis: (( BLACK > WHITE

Mi: wheels into the bar.

DamnDude: (( We should start our own meetings that nobody can read ))

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Mr. Handy].

Mr. Handy: ((finally i have a name))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heeey, everyoooone...[/font]

Thesis: (( MR. HANDY

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DamnDude: (( He's joined the dark side ))

Mr. Handy: ((hi slarv

Fanta: ((Ayy-no

Fanta: ((Change it

DamnDude: (( Black chat matters ))

Thesis: (( THE MODS R PIIIISED

Thesis: (( BLACK AUTHORITY HAS BEEN REVOKED

Fanta: ((No blacks

DamnDude: (( Wow slar, how racist ))

Mr. Handy: ((White is superior.))

Thesis: (( "No blacks" -Slar 2016

Mr. Handy: ((What about Ant, Slarv?))

Mr. Handy: ((I think he's black))

Thesis: (( gtg ff

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Mr. Handy: ((You're shoving Ant out of CaU?))

Fanta: ((Yes

Fanta: ((No ants allowe

Mr. Handy: ((Next thing we know you'll ban starving African children))

DamnDude: (( I mean, most of them are black, so we have to take Slar's racism into consideration ))

Mr. Handy: ((Slarvath, want to hear a joke?))

Fanta: ((No

Mr. Handy: ((why))

Fanta: ((Bcuz ur dumb

Mr. Handy: ((fuck you i'm telling it anyways))

DamnDude: (( FRIKY WAS DESTROYED ))

DamnDude: (( frisky* ))

Mr. Handy: ((What did a Commie light their house up with before candles?))

Fanta: ((Fuck I gotta get working on this joy mutant

Fanta: ((He was destroyed

DamnDude: (( Money? ))

Mr. Handy: ((Lightning.))

Mr. Handy: ((also slarv it's mother's day will azzy do anything for me))

Mr. Handy: ((Slarv: no))

Mr. Handy: ((Slarv: {yes}))

Mr. Handy: ((Slarv: azzy no stop don't give anything to that bastard))

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Fanta: ((This mutant is looking ok so far

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Mr. Handy: ((cool

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Mi: ((gtg, gonna do more mods

Mi: ((be back at like 5:30 or so))

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Fanta: ((Hmm, he's not horribly disfigured enough yet

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Titania: ((-Sitting down at laptop covered in blanket, sipping cold pepsi from a glass bottle and listening to Eminem ast max volume-))

Fanta: ((You know what fuck it

Fanta: ((If I leak shit on a small undertale chatroom nobody's gonna know

Titania: ((<.< Don't do it.))

Fanta: ((Im gonna do it

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/KAGOeLA don't tell nobody

Fanta: ((Shh

Titania: God fucking damnit Slar))

Titania: ((It looks amazing though, personally though))

Fanta: ((I am proud of that one

Titania: ((The legs look really wierd, not 'LISA' wierd but 'Spongebob Squarepants contortion' wierd.))

Titania: ((It makes me think he's doing a constant wobbly jiggly legs dance.))

Fanta: ((The one I'm doing now is a spoiler tho

Fanta: ((Craaaaab people

Titania: ((Kek)0

Fanta: ((Talk like human, walk like crab

Titania: ((Want to see soundcloud cancer?))

Fanta: ((Sure

Titania: (( https://soundcloud.com/adinlairmore ))

Titania: ((He goes on mashups and uhh))

Titania: ((Allow me to quote))

Titania: (("so far so good"))

Titania: (("i take back what i said 3 seconds ago"))

Titania: (("this is shity111"))

Fanta: ((Oh I thought it was shitty dongs

Fanta: ((*songs

Titania: ((i'VE GOT SOME UUUUUUUOOOOO IF YOU WANT THAT))

Fanta: (("Me gusta el songo"

Fanta: (("... I am embarrassed I listened this long

Titania: (( https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-electro Heres a shitty song. ))

Titania: ((Made by me. When I decided to play around with Wubmachine))

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Titania: (( SpecsMegaBeedrill used Sludge Wave! It's super effective! The opposing Anttya lost 75% of its health! The opposing Anttya fainted! ))

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Titania: ((So))

Barchar: (yo)

Titania: ((I'm fighting people on PokemonShowdown))

Titania: ((Using gimmicky as fuck sets like Electric Terrain Electivire))

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Barchar: (dunno much about competitive Pokémon )

Fellby: ((heyo, just popping in rn

Titania: I know too much about competitive pokemon))

Titania: ((Heyo Chime))

Fellby: ((i'm eating dinner early today and then I'm probably gonna do stuff with my mom

Titania: ((I'm going back home today))

Fellby: ((Ah.

Titania: ((Meaning if I don't have internet back tomorrow I won't have internet until Thursday))

Fellby: ((And then your internet might be cut off - ah yeah, that's what's going on

Fellby: ((gotcha

Fellby: ((anyway i'm gonna doodle a vader eloha for mom's day

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Mi: ((Hey

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Mi: ((?

Mi: ((Anyone here?

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Barchar: (hi)

Mi: ((I'mma do a thing

Barchar: (if you really wanna, I guess)

Mi: rolls in. Her box has "free kitten" written on it in chicken scratch.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heeeey, everyooone...[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-sighs-[/font]

Barchar: is pretty much the only one here

Mk: I mean them too I guess but they're asleep right now. In a robot-y way.

Mi: rolls to MK.

Mi: ((they're one letter apart

Mi: ((Mi and MK))

Titania: (( http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ru-369827928 THE FUCKING MEMEFIELD ))

Titania: ((MEMEFIELD 2 GUD))

Mi: ((i am doing this from mobile on a beach

Mi: ((RIP me))

Mk: their eyes blink to life. "Uh...yo, kid."

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-yawns in an adorable manner- I-I need a home...[/font]

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Mi: ((Heya

Thesis: (( Chef

Thesis: (( Jon Favreau

Mi: holds up her paw, and a black mass forms in it. She proceeds to toss the mass into her mouth like a piece of popcorn.

Thesis: (( IS THAT MASS CHEF WITH JON FAVREAU ))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Yum![/font]

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Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...W-Will you give me a home...?[/font]

Mi: does the kitten equivalent of puppy eyes.

Thesis: (( THE KITTEN EQUIVALENT OF PUPPY EYES ))

Mk: "Oh...uh...sorry, but I kind of already have a pet." Jakob rolls up, looking around Mi. "And either way, I just stay here and sleep most of the time...feeding you would be hard..."

Thesis: (( mynamaischef ))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Y-you feed me BY sleepingz[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]*sleeping.[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I live off of the laziness of others.[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I-it's -yawns- how I work...[/font]

Thesis: A small creature shyly finds their way into the bar. "H-hello?"

Mi: looks to Thesis.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heya...[/font]

Mi: is a smol kitten-child in a box with wheels.

Mk: "Oh."

Thesis: "Hi..."

Mi: wheels over.

Thesis: I actually need to draw Thesis but I'll say they're smol. brb getting a paper or something

Thesis: "..."

Mi: ((K

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]My name is Mi~...[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]What's yours...?[/font]

Thesis: "...Thesis...."

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Nice to meet you![/font]

Mi: smiles warmly.

Thesis: "Nice to uh, nice to meet you!" Thesis chuckles, before smiling at Mi.

Mi: ((nice to mi-t you))

Thesis: (( HAH ))

Mi: ((*sadtrumpet.wav*))

Mi: flops over in her box.

Thesis: (( I have files for a 22-slide presentation about white Vans

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I love my magic box...[/font]

Mi: ((WHAT

Thesis: (( I have black Old Skools but not white ones ))

Thesis: (( Holy shit I put a lot of unnecessary effort into this ))

Mi: gets out of her box, and picks it up.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]You want som'thin to eat...?[/font]

Thesis: "Uh....sure?"

Thesis: (( Oh fuck and it looks like the presentation is incomplete

Thesis: (( I planned to have like 40 slides ))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Anythin' you'd like to have?[/font]

Mi: reaches into the now-glowing box, and pulls out a candy bar.

Thesis: "A candy bar?"

Mi: proceeds to nibble on the candy bar as she gets another.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Here, have it![/font]

Mi: hands the new one to Thesis.

Titania: Titania is leaning back on the couch, asleep. She's got her 'sword' and 'shield' still on her arm.

Titania: It's staring at Mi and Thesis. Creeeepy.

Mi: is fine, she's seen worse.

Thesis: Thesis takes the candy bar. "Thank you, miss." They're slightly rattled now at being watched.

Mi: ((I came up with a story for Nicholas, Tony, Laika, and Mi))

Mi: ((By absorbing what they represent, they rid the universe of entropy. Entropy is the scientific reason for why machines and people fuck up. They keep the universe running smoothly.))

Titania: (( http://www.pokemonreborn.com/images/wallpaper/titania/titania1600x1200.png Titania, for reference ))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]It's always nice meetin' new people.[/font]

Titania: ((EXCUSE ME))

Titania: ((For your fucking information))

Titania: ((The name I go by on literally every other sight is Entropy))

Titania: ((I get stronger as time goes on))

Thesis: (( Chef, written by and directed by Jon Favreau? ))

Titania: ((I am a thermodynamic concept far tougher than you))

Titania: ((Lets fucking go))

Mi: ((Geez.))

Titania: Fite me at Pax))

Thesis: (( I used to go by "November" on a bunch of other communities a few years back ))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Mostly because I never really get outta my room that oft'n in the first place...[/font]

Thesis: (( I drew a fucking lamp ))

Thesis: (( Give it small legs and arms, and a face ))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]This box is my home... It's real, reeeeeal complicated.[/font]

Thesis: (( /thesis ))

Mi: hops into the box, and dissappears into it. "Be right back, getting something."

Mi: hops out with a laptop. It has Cookie Clicker open on it.

Mi: ((Mi represents Sloth.))

Thesis: (( sloth? ))

Mi: ((Her box provides her with what she needs))

Titania: ((Titania represents 'Imma stab you if you keep being a fucking idiot'))

Thesis: (( Thesis (kinda) represents "Well fuck let's just do whatever and have fun lol" ))

Mi: ((Her box is magic. It can do a lot of things.))

Thesis: (( well uh i drew thesis on a paper ))

Mi: ((Can you show us a picture?))

Thesis: (( http://i.imgur.com/DBnGeOD.jpg ))

Thesis: (( probably gonna draw a few other ones ))

Thesis: (( that started from what I call the basic shape of a lamp ))

Mi: ((Gtg

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Titania: The sword's eye trains itself on Thesis.

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Fanta: ((Ayy?

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Mi: ((?

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Titania: ((So Slarv))

Titania: ((RIGHT AS HE LEAVES))

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Mi: ((I'm thinking of starting to make pixelart gifs for fun in my spare time.))

Titania: ((Neat))

Mi: ((I'm trying to think of ways to make my pixelart style unique. Any ideas?))

Mi: ((I'm gonna make things like Yume Nikki except slightly more sane.))

Mi: ((But then again, I'll probably just do art inspired by CaU instead.))

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Mi: ((Heya

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Titania: ((Hey Slar))

Fanta: ((Ayy

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Fanta: ((Wut were u gonna say

Titania: ((Time to go))

Titania: ((Seeya later hopefully))

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Fanta: ((Cya

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Mi: rides her box in... ...But the box is a [url=http://images.sgcafe.net/2014/05/news_large_danbo-2.jpg]robot[/url]!

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]*yawns* Heeey, everyone~[/font]

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Thesis: (( succ

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Fanta: ((no succ

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Mi: ((heta

Mi: ((*heya

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Robo: ((why sipp when you can succ

Robo: walks in, smiling.

Robo: [font=Roboto]I haven't been here in a long time~! ＼(≧▽≦)／[/font]

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Robo: immediately starts cleaning the bar.

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Robo: ((heya

DamnDude: (( ....Fuck planning things ))

DamnDude: (( I'm done ))

Robo: [font=Roboto]-holy SHIT the bar is [i]spotless[/i]-[/font]

DamnDude: (( I try to plan so that I can use Yazan at a decent time for him? No, you're going to delay breakfeast for multiple hours, and do yard work for 3 hours ))

DamnDude: (( Now I have to delay everything again because the next fucking decent time I can use him is next week ))

Robo: hums to herself.

Robo: waits for the one she has assisted for some time.

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Robo: ((Heya.

DamnDude: (( hey ))

Jeska or Jukon: (skrry DD

DamnDude: (( It's not your fault ))

DamnDude: (( I was planning on doing this at noon ))

DamnDude: (( GUESS WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN ))

Robo: ((Once what you two have planned is over, is it okay if I do something with Yazan?))

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Jeska or Jukon: (oh

DamnDude: (( Yazan's getting ready for work or is at work now ))

Jeska or Jukon: (oi*

Fanta: ((I think he starts in a few hours

DamnDude: (( It's like 6 am for him, right? ))

Jeska or Jukon: (no I leave in 2.5 hours

DamnDude: (( I'll just wait, I'm too pissed to really do anything right now ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((yrah

Jeska or Jukon: is in the bar

Fanta: is asleep with Azalea

Jäger Leyline: -appears out of nowhere-

Jäger Leyline: looks like I found a ticket here cuz shes got fine written all over her

Jeska or Jukon: ((btw i leave for work at 9 am. if you can plam it out I can get up eariler for something

Jäger Leyline: hot stuff?

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Fanta: is asleep

Fanta: i'm still drawing

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Erron: (ech

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Jeska or Jukon: (oi

Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: ((Finished the sprite, now just awaiting approval

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Jeska or Jukon: (cool

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Barchar: (hi yazan )

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Thesis: (( The Kidz Bop 8 album is coming back to haunt me on Spotify fuck send help ))

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Barchar: (well that's a fucking great contextless sentence)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kids bop died right))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Right))

Thesis: (( There's like 30+ of them bro

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Pls))

Thesis: (( There's 31

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Robo: ((heya

Barchar: (kids bop is alive and well, and for that we should all be ashaned)

Robo: ((Yes indeed.))

Barchar: (hio bio)

Azalea: -Shes not sleeping in Fanta anymore, and is sitting next to her.-

Robo: ((>[u]in[/u]))

Jeska or Jukon: (oi

Robo: ((heya

Thesis: (( ooooo

Robo: is cleaning the bar.

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Barchar: (to be fair, one could conceivably sleep inside fantastic body)

Barchar: (fanta's*)

Robo: hums while she works

Robo: ((fantastic body ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ))

Barchar: (it would require her to keep your nose out or something though)

Barchar: (I mean it's accurate)

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Jäger Leyline: -chalexing on the couch-

Thesis: (( I just remembered that Joseph once slid a toothpick into his eye and I drew it

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I meant OOONNN))

Jeska or Jukon: is there too

Mk: they look over at robo, still not moving from their corner. Jakob, meanwhile, has learned to get his won food out of Kid's bag. This should be slightly terrifying.

Hywel: -He's eating a snack, sitting close to Azalea and Fanta.-

Robo: looks over to them, shrugs, then looks back.

Barchar: (but no really you totally could sleep inside fanta as long as you could breath somehow)

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Jäger Leyline: hey yuo two

Jäger Leyline: hops up

Thesis: (( [i]WOW HOLY SHIT TOP DISCOVERY 10/10[/i] ))

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Mi: ((what

Thesis: Thesis yawns and just goes back to standing in the middle of the bar.

Mi: wheels in, and goes to Hywel.

Jäger Leyline: Hellen and Akala right?

Mk: seems a little conflicted for one reason or another, but they eventually shrug and look away.

Hywel: "Hey there."

Thesis: (( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancia_Thesis

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heya~![/font]

Barchar: "That's entirely incorrect, Jaeger."

Thesis: Actually, no, Thesis had briefly left.

Barchar: (oh you're mythm'n okay)

Thesis: Thesis walks into the bar. "Hi, everyone."

Barchar: (I wasn't sure. That link made it clear.)

Thesis: (( Chef - Written/Directed by Jon Favreau* ))

Mi: looks to Azalea.

Jäger Leyline: whatever, Jeska sent me your way

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Ah! You must be... What was your name again...?[/font]

Hywel: -He keeps looking to Mi.-

Azalea: "Azalea. I assume you've heard of me through my brother?"

Mi: nods happily.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Yep~![/font]

Azalea: "It's nice to meet you!"

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-does something between a meow and a yawn, and it's adorable-[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]It's great to meet you too~[/font]

Jäger Leyline: I'm Jager Leyline, The Red Blitz. The Crimson Lightning. I blaze across the battlefield in a streak of red

Jäger Leyline: I'm here to help you on your raid while Jeska is out

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Mi: 's box becomes a little cardboard car.

Donald Trump: A version of Donald Trump walks into the bar.

Mi: looks to Hywel.

Barchar: gives him the death stare of a life time.

Azalea: -She looks at the box.-

Donald Trump: Trump looks around, and just snickers a little.

Hywel: -He stares back.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WE NEED TO BUILD A BArrier))

Jäger Leyline: has given himself a thumbs up and is awkwardly pausing

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Is it okay if...?[/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AND THE MONSTERS WILL PAY FOR IT))

Hywel: "If what?"

Barchar: "Do you have a problem, Trump?"

Donald Trump: Then he scribbles something down in a notepad. Something along the lines of "build a barrier here too and the monsters will pay for it. i'm not, obviously top lol"

Barchar: "haha no." she kicks him in the face.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]If I give her a ride? J-just around the bar is all.[/font]

Donald Trump: Well, you know, money just flies out of all of his pockets.

Donald Trump: "FUCK"

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Inb4 Donald trump actually puts "top lol" in a government document))

Donald Trump: Then Trump starts to shuffle around awkwardly while tripping, trying to recollect his earnings.

Donald Trump: (( "Let's build, like, a HUGE WALL top lol"

Hywel: "You gonna be in there with her?"

Mi: nods.

Jäger Leyline: Hey kid, did you hear me?

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]You can come along too, if ya like~![/font]

: ★ Joseph: * Then, Joseph promptly walks into the bar and grabs Trump. Then he throws him against the wall.

Barchar: picks it up. "This is monopoly money."

Hywel: "...Why can't she just be alone?"

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...?[/font]

: ★ Joseph: * "I watch this place twenty-four-seven and I see Trump in here. Not passing this opportunity up." Then he grabs Trump and sorta snaps his neck.

Barchar: (everybody ignores jager)

Donald Trump: "BUILDTHEWALLPLEASEJUSTBUILDTHEW----" He dies.

Barchar: (cause fuck jager)

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "WHAT THE FUCK"

Barchar: "Oh, I don't blame you. I was a few seconds away from making him shove this down his gullet. Or maybe up his ass. I'd have to think on it."

Hywel: -No trust-

Hywel: -But in the nicest possible way-

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Jäger Leyline: ((Jager: come on man Jeska said I can see her tits if I help you out

Thesis: (( Jager: [desperate nervous sweating] ))

Hywel: "Wait were you talking to me?"

Barchar: (Jeska: *shows him her pet birds*)

Thesis: (( Jager: close enough ))

Barchar: (Jager: I can fap to this)

Jäger Leyline: face palms, " I did my whole fucking speech and he wasn't even listening

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]You can come too![/font]

: ★ Joseph: * "Ah fuck this, I'm out. I've got tits to watch. By that I mean birds you perverts" And Joseph promptly disappears.

Mi: 's box extends and gains some seats.

Jäger Leyline: Yes I was talknig to you HUey

Hywel: "Well you can help."

Jäger Leyline: it was I'm getting paid for

Jeska or Jukon: -is at home with AD actually-

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Hmm...? How...?[/font]

Hywel: "Anyways, I guess she can ride if I ride with her."

Hywel: "How much does it cost?"

Jäger Leyline: with me on your side I guarentee that no one will stand a chance. so when you need me let me know

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Free~[/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Mi: your soul))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hywel: sign me up))

Mi: ((I made a fucking DEATH LASER in stick ranger))

Jäger Leyline: I'm off too find some acshin

Hywel: -He sighs, getting in next to Mi.-

Jäger Leyline: looks around the bar for some hotties

Azalea: -She sits next to Hywel, with an excited look on her face.-

Mi: 's box is cozy and comfortable. It's padded with pillows and such on the inside.

Thesis: (( VALUE VALUE VALUE -hits arm on table- OW FUCK MY ARM

Barchar: is not unattractive but haha no

Barchar: (EVEN DEMONS KNOW)

Mi: 's box begins to wheel around the bar.

Hywel: -He looks not very happy.-

: ★ Renegade Chara: * She's still on the couch. "IIIIIIIIII WOULD RATHER EAT VOMIT CAKE"

Azalea: -She looks like she just won the lottery twice in a row.-

Jäger Leyline: bunch of uglos here today

Barchar: "Hi Chara."

Thesis: (( Hywel: I would rather eat vomit cake ))

Barchar: "you say that a lot."

: ★ Renegade Chara: * "because it's true"

Hywel: -Ew no he would just rather be not doing this-

Barchar: "Clearly you find vomit cake rather appetizing."

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: ★ Renegade Chara: * Just an odd smile spreads across her face. "I would rather eat vomit cake."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -looks to Jager-[/font][/color]

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -is in a maid outfit.-[/font][/color]

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : O-oh! Hi![/font][/color]

Jäger Leyline: looks at Robo

Barchar: "You'd rather eat vomit cake than eat vomit cake?"

Jäger Leyline: eh

Barchar: "You're a strange girl, Chara."

: ★ Renegade Chara: * "That shit is better then hair cake."

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("I would rather eat vomit cake."))

: ★ Renegade Chara: * "I would rather eat vomit cake."

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("So you would rather eat vomit cake then eat vomit cake or eat bomit cake?))

Barchar: "You've mentioned."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -has a nice body.-[/font][/color]

Thesis: (( "Nah hair cake is okay" ))

Jäger Leyline: ((brb, shower

: ((k

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks back- Either a' you like this?[/font][/color]

Azalea: -She nods.-

Hywel: -He doesn't say or do anything.-

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks back at Hywel- ...What's wrong...?[/font][/color]

: ★ Renegade Chara: * She taps her fingers together. "I would most definitely not rather eat hair cake. I mean, like, it's hair cake. But I would rather eat vomit cake."

Hywel: "Nothing is wrong."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Vomit has to be about 10 times worse))

Thesis: (( Exactly

Thesis: (( It's either vomit or hair

Thesis: (( Pick your poison

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hair))

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Thesis: (( ngl I choose vomit

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Well, there's a suprise, but we'll hafta go outside for it to work.[/font][/color]

Thesis: (( B ))

: ((eyy

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But it would be a fucking pain to do it.))

: ((rip

Hywel: "What's the surprise?"

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -the box wheels outside.-[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: This![/font][/color]

Hywel: "nonono I asked verbal-"

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -the box shakes for a moment, and several things fold out. You now are in a cardboard jet.-[/font][/color]

Thesis: (( Hywel: ._. ))

: ((the box is magic))

Thesis: (( "THE BOX IS MAGIC" ))

: ((Mi uses her box to pretty much do anything))

Hywel: "I'm not comfortable with this."

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: ((hence why she's always loafing around))

Fanta: ((Finished my sprite finally

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And the embodiment of sloth))

: ((show us

Thesis: (( Random guy on the side of the road with a stained cardboard box "[i]THE BOX IS MAGIC, CHILDREN, COME IN MY BOX, YES, CHILDREN~[/i]"

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kek))

: ((ngl I laughed at that))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath give it the link))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath))

Fanta: ((No

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Let us see))

Fanta: ((Can't leak shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You fuck))

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -looks to Azalea.- Are you comfortable?[/font][/color]

Fanta: (([s] except the one thing I leaked earlier today [/s]

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Azalea: "Well, yeah, but if Hywel doesn't think it's safe..."

Fanta: awakens

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -makes a :3 smile-[/font][/color]

Hywel: "I honestly don't think it's safe. It's a jet made of cardboard, I mean, it's not sound in any way."

: It's not sound...[/color][/font]

: ((that was Mi))

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Hywel: "I don't think that I can trust both our lives in a jet made of really thick paper."

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: It's magic, silly![/font][/color]

Hywel: "Well I still don't trust this 'magic' box."

Hywel: -He gets out.-

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Let me prove it's magic.[/font][/color]

Hywel: -He helps Azalea out.-

Hywel: "Enlighten me."

Fanta: is just watching, confused

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -gets out as well, and shows the now-normal box to Hywel and Azalea-[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -it's empty-[/font][/color]

Hywel: "What is this proving."

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -holds it upside down, and various coins come out-[/font][/color]

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -smiles- It's magic![/font][/color]

Hywel: -He catches one of the coins, and pulls it from Azaleas ear.-

Hywel: "Guess I am too."

Jäger Leyline: ((back

: ((ayy

Hywel: -He flips the coin back, heading into the bar.-

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: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -turns it back up, and holds it open towards a tree-[/font][/color]

Fanta: Howdy, Hywel

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: Wait![/font][/color]

Azalea: -She follows.-

Fanta: we left Barchar in hell last night

Fanta: And you too, Azalea

Hywel: "Hey f- oh god... What do you want?"

Barchar: nope, she's here. She gladly would have stayed there though.

Hywel: -He turns around.-

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -a large white beam of light fires out and decimates the tree-[/font][/color]

Azalea: -She goes to Fanta.-

Jäger Leyline: slides next to Fanta

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: It's magic.[/font][/color]

Hywel: "And I'm supposed to let my sister go in that?"

Fanta: is focused on Azalea, and doesn't notice Jager

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -slides next to Jäger-[/font][/color]

Barchar: (we were talking about how it's theoretically possible to sleep inside of fanta as long as she gave you room to breath)

: [color=#884400][font=Marker Felt] Mi: -sighs-[/font][/color]

Hywel: -he rolls his eyes, turning around.-

Fanta: ((Wait what

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -blushes- H-hi...[/font][/color]

Azalea: "Hi, Fanta."

Barchar: (ad made a typo and then things happened)

Azalea: -She hops up next to Fanta.-

Jäger Leyline: Hey tenactile babe

Jäger Leyline: tentacle*

Azalea: "..."

Fanta: ...

Jäger Leyline: hey...robot....dog

Fanta: pushes him away, still focusing on Azalea

Fanta: How have you been?

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -is attractive-[/font][/color]

Azalea: "Good!"

Jäger Leyline: oh come on

Azalea: "You fell asleep."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : A-at least you have me...[/font][/color]

Fanta: I've been asleep a while

Azalea: "Were you controlling another body?"

Barchar: (in this episode: both robo and jager are thirsty af and it clashes surprisingly)

Jäger Leyline: what?

Fanta: For some of it, yeah

Azalea: -She nods.-

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : I can tell, you're looking for women...[/font][/color]

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -via scan of course-[/font][/color]

Jäger Leyline: yeah, I make it rather obvious

Azalea: "Who's your friend, or friends?" -She points in the direction of Jäger and Robo.-

Jäger Leyline: the hotties fall for me when I walk into town

Jäger Leyline: fingerguns the air

Barchar: "No they don't!"

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Jäger Leyline: well you're not a hottie so....

Azalea: "Why is he so... Over zealous?"

Barchar: "Not what I meant!"

Fanta: Don't know the dog lady, but er... Jager is... a special case

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : ._.[/font][/color]

Azalea: "Why?"

Jeska or Jukon: -walks into the bar and sits down-

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : Wh-what do you look for in women? (//ω//)[/font][/color]

Fanta: He's very... flirty

Jeska or Jukon: Hey Fanta, Azalea, and Hywel

Hywel: "Hey."

Fanta: Howdy, Jukon

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: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -looks to Jager-[/font][/color]

Jäger Leyline: uhhh.....lets see

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : P-please! Tell me! (//▽//)[/font][/color]

Alpheus: ((mm, perhaps this isn't the best time

Jäger Leyline: intelligence, frugality, smarts, a good financial job, ability to support a family,

Fanta: ((This is an ok time

Fanta: ((Everyone's just chatting in the bar

Jäger Leyline: rationality

Barchar: ("not being a robot dog")

Azalea: "..."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -has all of that but frugality-[/font][/color]

Barchar: rationality is arguable

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -was [i]programmed[/i] to support a family and make money-[/font][/color]

Barchar: and she earns a whole 0 dollars in her job

Jeska or Jukon: -looks at Jager, "you're full of shit

Jäger Leyline: shes right I just want tits and ass

Fanta: ...

Barchar: well okay then bio is your perfect woman

Barchar: robo*

Fanta: scoots her and Azalea a bit away from him

Hywel: "You seem like a terrible man."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : ...Alright.[/font][/color]

Alpheus: Alpheus is here too. Nobody has any idea how she got here. In reality, she crashed through a vent, but she had a sound-muffler activated. The metal shards conspicuously on the ground are Grillby's problem.

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -exits-[/font][/color]

Azalea: -She is very okay with not being near them.-

Jeska or Jukon: -sigh- Jager you mind if I talk to you for a minute

Barchar: "Nice entrance. Stealthy." she says, looking at them.

Jäger Leyline: sure

Barchar: "I'm surprisingly not being sarcastic."

Alpheus: ...

Jäger Leyline: heads to the back with Jeska

Alpheus: Er... Yeah. *attempts to enter badass mode* D-Darb straight.

Alpheus: *Darn

Fanta: Azalea that guy is a jerk

Barchar: "Actually, I'm likely either bi or pan, but nice guess."

Azalea: "...Okay."

Jäger Leyline: walks out in few minutes later and has a black eye, "Ahhh... I've been told to apologies for my actions and words

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: I'm Asriel-sexual))

Barchar: (pfff)

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -reenters, and runs up to him after seeing his black eye-[/font][/color]

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : A-Are you okay!?[/font][/color]

Jeska or Jukon: -walks out and sits on the couch-

Barchar: "To be fair, most of the people I'm attracted to are male."

Alpheus: "Mm. Puns, huh? You must be the pun-slinger of your party."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : You don't have to apologize! (｡•́︿•̀｡)[/font][/color]

Barchar: "Not really, puns tend to just be really stale. But enough breaking bread: who are you and why are you here?"

Barchar: GEDDIT STALE BREAD EHHHH

Alpheus: Alpheus is trying very, very hard to be a cool but she's about as good an actor as you'd expect of a weeb lizard.

Jäger Leyline: looks to Azalea, "and since I've been hired to help you and your brother, I've been told to not make those kind of references while around you and him

Alpheus: . . .

Azalea: "okay...?"

Barchar: "I mean, you're an alphys, clearly."

Hywel: "Don't do it again."

Fanta: glares

Barchar: "But most wouldn't try to drop in stealthily. They'd just walk in like a normal person."

Alpheus: "I'm Alphys. I mean, right. An. Alphys."

Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch

Barchar: "Clearly you're new to the bar if you need to get used to that concept."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -leaves returns with an ice pack- Here. Have this.[/font][/color]

Alpheus: "No, you don't understand."

Jäger Leyline: takes said ice pack and puts it on his eye

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : There![/font][/color]

Azalea: -She leans on Fanta.-

Alpheus: She looks around conspiratorially

Barchar: "I find that unlikely, but try to explain if you wish."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -is now in a sweater, and a pair of shorts-[/font][/color]

Alpheus: "I am THE Alphys."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -sits by him-[/font][/color]

Jeska or Jukon: anyways

Alpheus: "The one all your alternate Alphys lookalikes are based off of."

Azalea: "Well, it's nice to see you again, Fanta."

Barchar: "...Yes, we all like to think that we're the original, the prime dimension."

Fanta: Nice to see you too

Barchar: "We'd also all be incorrect. There is no 'prime dimension.'"

Jeska or Jukon: I know hes a fruitcake Azalea and Hywel, but he is actually pretty good in a fight and will come through. just..ignore his attitude

Alpheus: Alphys feels pretty cool for illegal preposition-at-the-end-of-the-sentence.

Fanta: What have you been up to?

Alpheus: "No, no."

Hywel: "I'll try."

Alpheus: "I'm not from any prime dimension."

Azalea: "Nothing. Seems like there's a line between the two timelines, ours has everything to do, and this one really doesn't have much to do."

Alpheus: "I've MADE myself the prime Alphys."

Jeska or Jukon: I'm paying him a lot of money to do this so let me know if he goes out of line

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : Hey, I never actually learned your name...[/font][/color]

Barchar: "That...makes no sense."

Fanta: I've never been to your timeline

Jäger Leyline: Jager....Jager Leyline

Jäger Leyline: stands up with a sense of pride

Hywel: "It's dull, and abandoned."

Jäger Leyline: THE RED BLITZ

Jäger Leyline: THE CRIMSON LIGHTNING

Alpheus: "Got your attention, h-. Hmm? You don't believe me?"

Alpheus: "Well..."

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : -looks to Jager, and claps-[/font][/color]

Alpheus: *thinks*

Alpheus: "Ok."

Hywel: "You gonna share some of that ego?"

Jäger Leyline: I blaze across the battlefield! Leaving a red streak of destruction as I go

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Hywel: "Oh god, Jukon is it worth bringing him along?"

Ant: (( Ayy ))

Jeska or Jukon: -whispers- hes a lot different on the job, trust me

Alpheus: *exaggeratedly checks her watch*

Hywel: -He nods.-

Fanta: ((Lol

Alpheus: "Oh well... time to fly."

Fanta: ((My boss

Fanta: (("I can actually make the battler sprites myself, just blow them up by 200% in GIMP"

Alpheus: Her gaze darts around the room and she suddenly dashes straight out the Anydoor.

Fanta: (("I need a battler sprite"

Fanta: ((Zozzle

Jeska or Jukon: he did earn those names, he just let it get to his head

: Anonymoose's connection timed out.

: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : You sound badass. (｀ω´)[/font][/color]

Fanta: Hywel, how is the recon going?

Hywel: "I got a bunch of layouts of government grounds."

Fanta: Good, good

Fanta: Just tell me when you're ready to go

Hywel: "Looks like there's a big barbed sure fence, and no unlocked doors."

Asriel_Dreemurr: Wire*

Barchar: "....well that wasn't suspicious in the slightest."

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: [color=#888888][font=Roboto]Robo : Well, I'm a highly capable- not to mention sentient, obviously-- robot.[/font][/color]

Hywel: "I doubt we'll be making any friends."

Fanta: Mhm..

Fanta: I can follow you around, evaporated

Jäger Leyline: what kind of resistance are we expecting?

Jäger Leyline: ((gotta in 20

Fanta: Block any gunfire by materializing in the barrel

Fanta: ((Imma play ds3 soon

Hywel: "Okay. Not sure, only got building info."

: ((will you be back, Yazan?))

Jäger Leyline: ((I'll be on the phone, but I'll be moving than I have to go to the doctors

Jäger Leyline: ((by 10 I'm out

: ((ok

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: ((hey AD, remember TVTale from some time ago?

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah))

: ((wanna do that again?))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sure))

: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]-A familiar show clicks on, on the bar TV...!-[/color][/font]

Hywel: -His, and azaleas attentions are turned to the tv.-

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: [font=Futura] [color=#ff8800] TVTale!Temmie : hOi eVrI1!!!!!!!!!![/color][/font]

: ((there's a guest star, who should it be

: ((Any ideas?))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dunno))

: ((Well, the only one we can't do is Garth because he's dead

: ((Who RPs The Batter again?))

: ((I can't remember

DamnDude: (( ...I don't think anyone fully RPed the batter ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Me neither))

DamnDude: (( I know Slar had the batter in painful, but that's really it ))

: ((Well, anyone can, if they know how he acts well enough))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm not because I don't))

Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch next to Hywel

: ((How about...

: ((gtg soon))

: ((actually wait, we can function without one

: [font=Futura] [color=#ff8800] TVTale!Temmie : wElCOm 2 tEM aN fRENdS!!!!!!!!!!!![/color][/font]

: [font=Futura] [color=#ff8800] TVTale!Frisk : -waves, holding TV!Asriel's hand-[/color][/font]

Jäger Leyline: so ah....you look pretty tough for a kid

: ((brb

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Jäger Leyline: is a black goat in red armor with two small shields on his arms and has robotic legs btw

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I assume I'm tv Asriel))

: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] is now TV!Asriel [TV!Asriel].

Hywel: "Yeah."

Jäger Leyline: Azalea's your sister right

Hywel: "Yes."

Jäger Leyline: got a youger sisiters myself

Hywel: "Cool."

Jeska or Jukon: -gets up- you two play nice, I'm going home

Jäger Leyline: yep

Jäger Leyline: its cools

Jeska or Jukon: -heads home to AD and Onna-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is home.-

Jäger Leyline: ((gonna head to work, be on the phone

Jeska or Jukon: hey AD

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

Jäger Leyline: so uh.... how old is she? 10?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey."

Hywel: "Nine."

Hywel: "Why do you ask?"

Jäger Leyline: just wondering. my sis is 14

Hywel: -He nods.-

Jeska or Jukon: lies on the bed. theres a bump on her stomach

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slides next to her.-

Jeska or Jukon: you know I never asked

Jeska or Jukon: what do you want?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "From what?"

Jeska or Jukon: hugs him

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Jeska or Jukon: i just mean this whole thing

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whatever makes you happy."

Jeska or Jukon: what about yoir happiness8

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You being happy makes me happy."

Jeska or Jukon: well dont know if I told you

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"

Jeska or Jukon: but it only takes 4 to 5 months

Jeska or Jukon: for fish

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I guess that's good?"

Fellby: ((guys:

Jeska or Jukon: less time like this

Fellby: ((check this out:

Fellby: ((https://65.media.tumblr.com/08efcf223e99d98c20c48453b42bc363/tumblr_nxsf1d78wk1r4tvlno1_540.png

TV!Asriel: ((The man))

TV!Asriel: ((Who speaks)

TV!Asriel: ((In hands))

TV!Asriel: ((The cross is a stretch))

Jeska or Jukon: (bombs?

: TV!Asriel [TV!Asriel] is now Socially-Inept Bread [Asriel_Dreemurr].

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].

Jeska or Jukon: any ideas for a name?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No goddamn clue."

Jeska or Jukon: thats a shitty name

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know what I meant."

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Jeska or Jukon: jukriel?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asron."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "No I'm kidding that's terrible."

Jeska or Jukon: you sound like yout father

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He smiles.-

Gaster: wanders into the bar, looking over a paper.

Hellaton: ((asron sounds like an alien planet

Hellaton: ((hi btw

Gaster: is also wearing what looks to be a crown made of twigs and flowers.

Gaster: ((hi there

Hywel: "Hey there, Gaster."

Jäger Leyline: hey skele dude

Gaster: Ah, hello, everyone.

Hellaton: enters the bar, also adorned in a flower crown.

Hellaton: looks to Gaster immediately. ".....Sssssshe gogogot you too?"

Gaster: smiles up at him, briefly. "So, how'd you like the park?"

Gaster: Yeah, she did.

Hellaton: It wwwas... nicer than I exxxxpected.

Gaster: I can't say no when she asks to go to the park.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Found this gem. http://postimg.org/image/z6hnyqphd/cded9f47/

Hellaton: ((i had a chuckle

Hellaton: At lllleast the flowers are rerered.

Gaster: Yeah, she has good taste.

Hellaton: nods.

Hellaton: Jjjjjust like Memetttaton. Color coooooooooordination is their collecttive thing.

Gaster: ... Say, the bi-monthly census is coming up soon. You should be prepared.

Hellaton: ...The whhat?

Gaster: ((i found this gem: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/42/06/d142068aaea2023c24029101b13c99a7.jpg

Jeska or Jukon: let me know if you come up with a name

Hellaton: ((ayyyyy

Hellaton: ((repost that pic when alphys/sgh comes on. jasper is her fav

Gaster: Well, we keep track of who lives in the timeline, so we know how much resources we need.

Jeska or Jukon: already got a small bump, god Im gonna feel fat soon

Hellaton: Oh.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Gaster: It also keeps track of whose married, who's got a job, and who's going to have a kid.

Hywel: -He sits with Azalea.-

Hellaton: Oh.......

Hellaton: ...

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Jäger Leyline: so you two come from anither time line right?

Hellaton: If Jojo sound effects existed the word "jealousy" would pop up.

Gaster: I saw a couple get engaged today. It was sweet, her name was Homura and he called her his "home run."

Hellaton: Hhhhah, cute.......

Hellaton: ((homura x batter

Gaster: ((no

Gaster: ((no batters in the gaston timeline

Hellaton: ((spoilers for both pmmm and off: [spoiler]i mean theyre both demons[/spoiler]

Gaster: ((tru, but it's not THAT homura

Hellaton: ((tru, but that whas my first thought

Gaster: Yeah, a lot of couples tend to get engaged right before the census.

Hellaton: Where's Envy? They need to be here and point to Hellaton and say "that's me" and run off.

Hellaton: ...Oh...

Hywel: -He looks about.-

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Hellaton: seems to be more broken each day

Hellaton: ((ayy

Jäger Leyline: so you two come from anither time line right?

Hywel: "Yeah."

Hellaton: whos that directed at

Gaster: It's this weird tradition in the timeline. Sort of, "I'll marry you before the next one, okay?"

Hellaton: o nvm

Jäger Leyline: jeska said something about no adults

Hellaton: Oh.

Gaster: ((brb potty break

Hellaton: ((dont fall in

Jäger Leyline: ((hold it chime

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Hellaton: ((OBJECTION

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