Revenant: ((On another topic, Sean_NH is still active on reddit
DamnDude: (( Who is that, exactly? ))
Revenant: ((Temmie
Gaster: ((The person who played temmie
DamnDude: (( ah ))
Revenant: ((And roth is still active on tumblr
Revenant: ((So they're not dead
Revenant: ((Just quit or something idk
Gaster: ((... yeah
Revenant: ((We need more people
Gaster: ((Like I said, I've been thinking of making the chat public, but I want your guys' approval.
Revenant: ((Open, the chat
Revenant: ((Stop having it be closed
Revenant: ((Because for whatever reason, the last few weeks have seen a big drop in people
Gaster: ((Why don't we wait until next thursday? That's my last day of school.
Revenant: ((Yeah
Gaster: ((If we don't see an increase by then, I'll consider it.
Revenant: ((It is a busy time, afterall
Gaster: ((I mean, it's finals time
DamnDude: (( A lot of people go into Late May/July, and normally the last weeks are the times people are gone for school normally. ))
Revenant: ((Probably where Laharl's been
: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.
Gaster: ((I hope that's where Laharl's been.
DamnDude: (( I'd believe that, but then the lack of activity ANYWHERE raises my suspicions. ))
Gaster: ((Exactly
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
Revenant: ((The good news is that's definitely where some of our people have been
Revenant: ((So... we'll at least get half the activity back?
Gaster: ((I know Tri mentioned having to do stuff with family
Gaster: ((I guess
YoungKingAsgore: ((who'd be at finals right now?
Revenant: ((Finished mine weeks ago
YoungKingAsgore: ((haven't seen a few others, AD is on less as of late
Revenant: ((He was on less last week, he's back to normal now
Gaster: ((I know B said he'd be out for at least a month
Revenant: ((Except B was back last night
Gaster: ((Good point
DamnDude: (( The main thing about Laharl that is that his life is so crazy, it's actually a lot more likely that he either got arrested, internet cut out, or injured. ))
Gaster: ((That's exactly what I'm worried about.
Revenant: ((Mhm..
DamnDude: (( The 2nd option being the most preferred ))
DamnDude: (( That's a lot better than defaulting that he's dead. ))
Gaster: ((Oh, definately.
: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Gaster: ((... anyway
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
Revenant: ((Ayy mv
Gaster: shivers a little. "It's a little cold out here...."
YoungKingAsgore: ((oi
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Revenant: ((Wanna have metta do the black box?
MettatonSEX: ((sure
Barchar: (it's gonna be alphys isn't it)
Revenant: ((Nah
MettatonSEX: ((that would be messed up
: Revenant [Revenant] is now Black Box [Black Box].
Black Box: ((brb
: Black Box [Black Box] disconnected.
Barchar: (so, apparently gaster is from the bar time line. I was not aware of this.)
Gaster: ((Oh, I established that a while ago. Like, right before the timeskip.
MettatonSEX: enters the bar timeline. He passes through the bar without a word, then just... sits outside. Sometimes you need to just sit in the snow.
Gaster: Oh, hello, darling!
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Gaster: goes to hug his husband.
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster close.
Barchar: (ah, well, I wasn't here then. So that explains it.)
Barchar: (unless I was, and just not there at the time. Or I forgot.)
Gaster: And how are you today?
MettatonSEX: I'm... doing better than yesterday.
Gaster: That's wonderful.
MettatonSEX: I'm still sorry about being such a shit.
Gaster: It's fine.
MettatonSEX: What I did is about as fine as a bold-tipped marker.
Gaster: ignores the black box that occasionally contains a dead love one behind him.
Gaster: Mmmmh....
MettatonSEX: has no idea about the box's existance
Gaster: kisses Mettaton on the lips. "We'll be fine."
MettatonSEX: Mmh...
Barchar: how the hell do you miss it
MettatonSEX: is focused on his husband
Gaster: -it's big, black, and cube-shaped-
Gaster: shivers a little.
DamnDude: (( You have to try to not focus on big black objects. ))
MettatonSEX: What's wrong?
: Black Box [Black Box] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: ((or have terrible issues with seeing the big picture
Black Box: is looming
Gaster: It's cold outside...
MettatonSEX: holds Gaster close to his warm body.
MettatonSEX: Does this help?
DamnDude: (( Gaster: "no" ))
Gaster: A little.
Black Box: someone enters the box
Gaster: looks up. "Oh, I wonder who's in there now?"
MettatonSEX: raises a brow, and turns to where Gaster is looking.
MettatonSEX: What the fuck.
Black Box: sobbing comes from inside, ghostly sobbing
Gaster: You're just now seeing it?
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Black Box: ((idk how blooky got in there but he's there
MettatonSEX: ((blooky is a they my dude
Black Box: ((FUCK
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: recognizes that noise.
MettatonSEX: Oh no.....
Gaster: ... You should go talk to them.
MettatonSEX: unhugs Gaster, and stands up. "Blooky? What the hell?"
Black Box: "so... cold.."
MettatonSEX: goes up to the box. "Blooky, darling, can you hear me? I... I have no idea what's going on..."
Black Box: "c-cousin?"
MettatonSEX: Yes, darling, it's me.
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: puts his hands to the box. "It's me. I'm here, Blooky."
Black Box: "where are you..."
MettatonSEX: I'm outside the box.
Barchar: (blooky isn't dead, he could leave at any time)
Black Box: "it's so d-dark..."
Black Box: ((Fuck you I do what I want
Barchar: (he just went in there because everyone else was)
Gaster: ((*they
MettatonSEX: ((*they
MettatonSEX: It's okay.
Barchar: (dammit)
Black Box: "h-help... please... it's been so long.."
: Young King Asgore [YoungKingAsgore] is now Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon].
MettatonSEX: wraps his arms around the box. "I don't know what to do. Do you know a way I can help?"
Black Box: "i don't know... p-please..."
Black Box: is cold as viv's heart
MettatonSEX: ok wow
DamnDude: (( ~ouch~ ))
MettatonSEX: ((im laughing
Black Box: ((DD when you put stuff in tildes I read it like it's in history of japan
Black Box: ((~The league of nations~
Gaster: ((~HIRE A SAMURAI~
DamnDude: (( ~Why the fuck are you reading it like that?~ ))
Barchar: (how about ~sunrise land~)
Black Box: ((~i don't know~
Black Box: "i'm scared..."
DamnDude: (( How about you read my lines ~Like a normal human being~ ))
MettatonSEX: unhugs. "...I'm going to try to break it." He goes NEO. "You're incorporeal, so... I'm sorry for the noise but I have to do this." With that, he shoots a powerful blast at the box.
Gaster: jumps. "Mettaton!"
MettatonSEX: (~how bout i don't ~anyway~~)
Black Box: it bounces right off
MettatonSEX: Well fuck.
MageVaati: (~[color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]~)
Gaster: You're not gonna get them out...
MettatonSEX: ...
Black Box: and with that, blooky is dragged away crying
Gaster: I don't think so - wait, can't they just go right through?
MettatonSEX: Blooky!
MettatonSEX: grabs at one of the edges. "What the fuck is this?"
DamnDude: (( How the fuck does one drag away what one that is incorporeal? ))
Barchar: (how can they drag him away he's a G H O S T)
Black Box: ((Shshshshh
MettatonSEX: ((*them
MettatonSEX: ((*theyre
Barchar: (EVERY TIME)
Gaster: ... If I have to guess, it's a link to the afterlife.
MettatonSEX: ((next youre gonna start calling me him
MettatonSEX: ...Then that could have been....
MettatonSEX: reverts to EX, arms falling to his sides.
Gaster: nods.
MettatonSEX: ................
Black Box: ((
DamnDude: (( W h a t ))
DamnDude: (( T h e ))
DamnDude: (( F u c k ))
MettatonSEX: ((the lips
DamnDude: (( I s ))
DamnDude: (( THAT. ))
Black Box: ((
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Black Box: ((Now, looking at the thumbnail for this
Gaster: sighs. "Look... there's no point in sitting out here like this..."
Black Box: ((I thought it was gaster
Black Box: ((But nope
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
DamnDude: (( Hey, McAfee doesn't want me to go on that site ))
Gaster: ((i could only get to the second one
DamnDude: (( I'll take it's advice. ))
MettatonSEX: collapses.
Gaster: I... oh.
Gaster: picks up his husband, cradling him.
: o_o [Microton] joined chat.
Black Box: ((
Black Box: ((Ayy
MettatonSEX: ((hi meth
Gaster: ((what the fuck is that
Microton: (( Yo, actually on my other PC now ))
MettatonSEX: That was probably my blooky...
Gaster: ... No.
Gaster: It's this timeline, we think.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Black Box: ((
MettatonSEX: ........Still, that means another Blooky died.
Gaster: It does.
MettatonSEX: ((dude, at least the art for the wingdings oc is good art. shame they made a mistake
Black Box: ((
Microton: (( Tinynapstabot is probably going to get killed by the robot mafia so add that to the count of dead Napstablooks ))
MettatonSEX: ((oh no
DamnDude: (( Slar I swear I will end you if you don't stop spreading shitty art. ))
MettatonSEX: ((glamor is still there btw
Microton: (( Damnit
MettatonSEX: ((he asleep tho
Microton: (( >:)
: o_o [Microton] is now RF [robotMafia].
MettatonSEX: ((hes also hovering right over microton bc he wants to protect his friend
Black Box: ((
robotMafia: (( There's Donbot, Clamps, and Joey Mousepad in Futurama but i'm not going to base the goons off of futurama
Gaster: carries his husband inside. "Death's a weird thing, huh?"
MettatonSEX: ....Yeah.
DamnDude: (( Slar, what did I just say ))
Black Box: ((AND LASTLY
Black Box: ((
Black Box: ((GOOD DAY
Gaster: ((damn it slarv i have feels open in another window
: ★ Microton: * Microton finally wakes up, yawning. "Ugh..."
DamnDude: *Black Box has been banned from the chat.
Black Box: ((THATS THE ONE
Black Box: ((THATS THE ONE
: ★ Microton: * "Wow I'm not dead yet aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaa"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is still asleep, hocering right above his tiny friend.-[/font]
Black Box: ((I'm gonna go play more dank souls
: Black Box [Black Box] disconnected.
robotMafia: Then, a goon from the RF suddenly comes out of nowhere for an inexplicable reason and grabs Microton.
: ★ Microton: * Microton tries to get away from the goon but nooooo, he just gets dragged away.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-awakens from the noise, and screams-[/font]
robotMafia: The goon disappears with Microton.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-shoots electricity in the general direction, but fails.-[/font]
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Corsiva: -floats in, hearing the screaming- "What's going on?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Something took Microton![/font]
Corsiva: "Oh no!"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-He's crying.-[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]I don't know where it went... I...[/font]
Corsiva: "I... I don't know either, I..."
robotMafia: Then, at the Robot Mafia's hideout in Kalyke's...universe...which is basically Futurama but with some changes, Microton is in a chair, in a dark room, by himself.
: ★ Microton: * "What the fuck"
Glamor: [font=glamor]H...he could be gone forever...........[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-You made an already fucked up child cry-[/font]
tinyNapstabot: Then, this roboghost wakes up at the perfect moment. "what happened"
robotMafia: >:)
Corsiva: "We... we've gotta find him!"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-turns to Nanopstabot- Someone took Microton![/font]
tinyNapstabot: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-begins shaking as he sobs, falling onto the table very slowly.-[/font]
: Bionic_Dog [] joined chat.
: ((AGAIN))
Corsiva: reaches over and hugs her brother.
Barchar: (hio bio)
Glamor: [font=glamor]I... I don't know what to do.................[/font]
Corsiva: "Maybe we should ask our dads..."
: Bionic_Dog [] disconnected.
robotMafia: Then another goon, which appears to have a gold finish on its body panels or however the fuck you describe that, enters the room. Take note that it has blue Converse sloppily drilled onto its "feet" and yes I didn't use white Vans this time hah
Glamor: [font=glamor].........[/font]
Corsiva: "Who are you?"
robotMafia: (( I meant the same room as Microton sorry
Gaster: ((oh whoopsie
robotMafia: (( Take note that these robots are almost the same size as Microton or nanopstabot ))
: Yazan (AFK)'s connection timed out.
robotMafia: "Well, well, well."
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
robotMafia: "Was that whole bicycle thing not enough?"
robotMafia: "The 5 gum? The rocks? Did that not teach you a lesson?"
Glamor: [font=glamor][text to gaster: papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa something bad took microton i dunno what to do i dunno where they are aaaaaaaaaaa][/font]
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] disconnected.
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
: ★ Microton: * "What
robotMafia: (( fuck
Gaster: looks down at his phone. "Someone took Microton."
: ★ Microton: * "What?! The hell are you talking about?"
MettatonSEX: What.
Gaster: shows his husband the text.
robotMafia: The goon inches in on Microton. "You know what you did."
: ★ Microton: * "[i]What the fuck did I do?![/i]"
robotMafia: (( just casually eating rolos right now ))
MettatonSEX: Mettaton's Fucking Pissed.
Lua: walks into the bar, after fixing up a temporary replacement for the goggles he lost during the week. He now has a full helmet on at this point, and he doesn't have the bandana on for once.
MettatonSEX: Well we have to find him.
robotMafia: "You illegally entered our property and basically trashed it!"
MettatonSEX: Are there any leads on what took him?
Lua: "...Wait, what happened?"
: ★ Microton: * "Wha---oh, that?! I thought it was an empty abandoned lot and there were just a few cars there that weren't worth anything!"
Gaster: shakes his head. "I don't know."
robotMafia: "You fucking idiot!"
Corsiva: starts searching around the room for leads.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-tries to look around, but is impeded by tears.-[/font]
robotMafia: "So you decide to film a movie with very destructive scenes?!"
robotMafia: "You decide to damage our valuable property?" WHACK. Microton gets whacked across the face with a baseball bat. Hard.
Glamor: [font=glamor]I can't find anything... It's hopeless isn't it.[/font]
Gaster: looks up at Lua. "Someone took Microton."
Lua: is very confused by what is happening. The Gaston Duo are talking about something missing and there's a giant black cube outside.
: ★ Microton: * Ow fuck he's out of words
Corsiva: "No! Don't give up hope!"
Glamor: [font=glamor]But there's nothing! I didn't even see what the thing looked like![/font]
Lua: "So somebody just took Mircoton out of the blue."
Corsiva: "Still!"
Gaster: Yes.
robotMafia: Take note that Microton dropped his phone before he got grabbed and that the camera was on.
robotMafia: But the camera is small as fuck
robotMafia: and so is the phone
Corsiva: almost sits on the phone.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-can't see anything other than vaguely pink shapes through his tears so[/font]
Lua: (( We have Corsiva nearly destroying the phone and Glamor not seeing the phone ))
robotMafia: (( inb4 Phone somehow gets lost or destroyed anyway ))
Corsiva: looks down. "O-oh? Hang on!"
Corsiva: kneels down, and picks up the phone.
Glamor: [font=glamor]What?[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-wipes the tears from his eyesockets.- What is it?[/font]
Gaster: corsiva. "It's his phone!"
Corsiva: "It's tiny...."
Lua: "...So, do we have any plan on finding out who actually did this, or did I just walk in while you were planning that out?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Oh my god.[/font]
MettatonSEX: I have no idea.
robotMafia: "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
Gaster: The kids haven't given us any leads!
Glamor: [font=glamor][we found microtons phone this might have something but its tiny][/font]
Lua: "...Hmm"
Gaster: Oh! Another text!
robotMafia: The goon takes out a smolremote and presses a button and runs out. Shortly, a doomsday device raises from the ground, the timer ticking down to zero. "Sayonara, motherfucker! Hahahahahaha!"
: ★ Microton: * "Oh fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"
Lua: "What's the update about?"
Corsiva: She finds a toothpick, and attempts to operate the phone with it.
robotMafia: >operating a phone with a toothpick
Glamor: [font=glamor]...There needs to be an electric signal.[/font]
Lua: (( -Corsiva presses too hard and puts it through the phone- ))
Corsiva: "Oh, right."
robotMafia: (( -Corsiva presses lightly, but too hard, and scratches the phone and additionally her finger- ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]Come onnnnnn, work work work please work...[/font]
Corsiva: passes a tiny shock through the phone. It somehow manages to open the camera app.
Lua: 10/10
Gaster: ... They found his phone, but it's tiny.
robotMafia: 10/10 totally how phones work
MettatonSEX: Fuck.
robotMafia: (( -Corsiva actually made the shock too intense. The phone catches fire.- ))
Corsiva: I... I... this isn't the gallery...
robotMafia: The doomsday device is veeeeeeeeeeeery close to zero.
robotMafia: In the camera app is a shortcut to the gallery but can you get to it?
Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay but at least it works... t-try getting to the shortcut.[/font]
Corsiva: focuses....
robotMafia: The doomsday device then explodes, obliterating Microton into a fuckton of scared shreds.
: ★ Microton: * "Oh sh-----" boom
Glamor: [font=glamor]-it's useless his friend is dead-[/font]
Corsiva: I got it!
Lua: "...Well, if there's any leads on the phone, and it has to have a way to store data, couldn't we just take the storage out and go look through it? I could probably help with that"
Lua: well shit.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yes![/font]
Corsiva: - he can at least get revenge you fuck-
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is gonna get revenge-[/font]
Corsiva: -She squints. "I... huh..."
Glamor: [font=glamor][WE GOT TO THE GALLERY but the photos are tiny][/font]
Gaster: Ah! They got to the phone gallery!
: ★ Microton: * I never said he would actually die. Because this is Microton, all that remains is a box attached to a speaker, like last time.
Lua: "That works too"
: ★ Microton: * "Ah fuck"
Gaster: [can you hook it up to anything? we can extract the pictures...]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-NICE glamors still gonna get revenge-[/font]
robotMafia: But there's a huge crack across the box and speaker and it could probably break and second so
robotMafia: lol
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Hmm.....[/font]
Gaster: I'm suggesting what you said.
Lua: "Sounds good"
robotMafia: There's a video in the gallery. The thumbnail is Microton getting grabbed by a goon.
Corsiva: "Oh! There he is!"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-looks at the phone. He can make out the vague image- Try clicking that.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-points to it-[/font]
Corsiva: -She does so-
Glamor: [font=glamor]Now try sending it to me.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor][im trying to get it sent to me hold on][/font]
Corsiva: "Uuuhhh... where's the messaging app?"
Corsiva: Oh, wait, there it is!
Glamor: [font=glamor]It's the little green one.[/font]
robotMafia: TOP KEK THIS IS AN ANDROID PHONE so it's probably NOT the green one
Gaster: -it is-
Glamor: [font=glamor]-shut your fuck-[/font]
Gaster: -source: chime owns an android phone-
robotMafia: my messaging app isn't green the fuck kind of world do we live in
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Lua: -It may be green or red-
Glamor: [font=glamor]-you live in an alt universe[/font]
Gaster: -the kind of world where chime has a green messaging app-
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
robotMafia: well the messaging app on Microton's phone is yellow kek
Corsiva: "... It's yellow..."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-it looks green enough-[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]WHATEVER[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Just send it to me please[/font]
robotMafia: It looks green enough, everybody. It looks green enough.
Corsiva: "Okay, fine..."
Corsiva: -sends it-
Corsiva: -actually sends the whole damn gallery-
Glamor: [font=glamor]-gets it, and immediately plays the video.-[/font]
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
robotMafia: Corsiva just sent Glamor a fuckton of memes and pictures of Converse stores
Glamor: [font=glamor]I can delete the rest that I don't need[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]...I got a visual.[/font]
Corsiva: -She leans over. "Ooooh?"-
Glamor: [font=glamor][i got a visual papa the thing is -insert description here im lazy-][/font]
Gaster: Oh! We've got a visual!
MettatonSEX: Nice! ...I have no idea who that is.
Gaster: Me neither... I don't think they live in our timeline.
MettatonSEX: Well shit.
Lua: "...Do we have any other ideas on finding out who this is?
Gaster: No.
Glamor: [font=glamor][im gonna go try to find this vagina] ....... [dad your text replacements suck butt][/font]
MettatonSEX: .....
Gaster: ... Did you get that text too?
Lua: -You can hear a very silent curse under his helmet-
MettatonSEX: Yep.
MettatonSEX: [ok listen i couldnt think of anything else]
Lua: (( Flummery would have worked. ))
Lua: (( Just go the ToS route and not make any of the censors make sense ))
Gaster: ((does glamor's phone correct hitler to to fopdoodle
MettatonSEX: [also no youre not not without knowing where the heck he is]
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Gaster: ((wait does corsiva's phone correct?
MettatonSEX: ((yes but less extreme. she can say these words: fuck, cunt, shit, motherfucker. bc metta never thought she might possibly them
MettatonSEX: ((metta does not think ahead
Gaster: ((ooooh hooo hoo
Gaster: sighs. "Well... it appears we've hit a wall."
Lua: thinks for another possible solution.
Lua: "...So, we have no idea for motivation or the person, so we have nothing but the location."
MettatonSEX: ...No, we have the person, no location.
MettatonSEX: ...Sorta.
Lua: "Well, we don't know the person, and we know it happened at your house."
Gaster: texts glamor. [Do you know why someone would do this?]
Lua: "I could have worded that better"
tinyNapstabot: "i think i saw the guy..."
Glamor: [font=glamor][/font][no]
Gaster: [well crap]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-turns to them.- You did?[/font]
tinyNapstabot: "i saw him once in new new york...." Then Napstabot falls asleep.
robotMafia: (( I gotta go ))
Corsiva: "Oh? Where... oh."
Lua: (( see ya ))
MettatonSEX: ((oh,
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Gaster: ((see you
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Glamor: [font=glamor]...We're gonna go there.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor][were going to new new york][/font]
Corsiva: -She shakes her head.- "No, we've gotta ask our dads!"
: RF [robotMafia] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: [are you kidding me no youre not not without adult supervision]
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Dad said we can if we have adult supervision.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]I only have kid normalvision.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Shit.[/font]
Corsiva: "Well, rats."
Lua: (( Also, I know I already delayed this a fuck ton, but I swear we'll do Ch 2 tomorrow, I would do it now, but we've been down people lately with this. ))
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Gaster: ((Okay.
Lua: (( This transition has been about as smooth as a mountain. ))
MettatonSEX: ((im worried abt everyone that hasnt said whether theyd return
Gaster: ((Me too.
Lua: (( yeah ))
MettatonSEX: ((laharl especially
Lua: (( Also, I know Chime knows, but Frisky still is coming back ))
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Lua: (( Yeah, we were talking about that earlier. ))
MettatonSEX: ((im mostly worried bc of what happened w double dosing
Lua: (( Like, the moment right before you arrived actually. ))
Lua: (( I really chose a shit time to start this, with me being busier now than normal, Slar doing his thing, and everyone being busy, I really was asking for this to happen, honestly. ))
MettatonSEX: ((its just poor timing
Gaster: ((I'm sure we'll be back to normal soon, right?
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Lua: (( You also don't realize how much it bothers me that I had to put a week break into it, and I know have to BS on why I put a week break into the plot. ))
Gaster: ((Ugh, I know...
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: ((its ok man
Lua: (( Also considering it's been over a week since a main chapter happened. ))
: Black Box [Black Box] joined chat.
Lua: (( I had that perfect week to just get this over with, and I fucking soiled it by having to rely on one person. ))
Black Box: ((Ayy
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Black Box: ((So I have a few options
Lua: (( Now that one person isn't here and now we have no idea where they are. ))
Black Box: ((Kill a dragon
Gaster: ((Hi slarv
Black Box: ((Grind for hours
Black Box: ((Or kill a boss
MettatonSEX: ((dragon
Lua: (( All of the above ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dragon and boss))
MettatonSEX: ((im very worried abt laharl
Black Box: ((See heres the thing
Black Box: ((To get to the dragon I have to kill a goddamn old knight with ASS hitboxes
Black Box: ((Two heide knights
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well))
Black Box: ((And three regular old knights
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Too fucking bad))
Black Box: ((inb4 git gud
Lua: (( Grind the old night. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Grind on the old knight))
Black Box: ((Don't worry I only need 12000 souls
Black Box: ((And I have 0
Lua: (( Grind the old knight ))
Black Box: ((Because of this fucking dragon
Black Box: ((Old knights give 400 m8
Gaster: ((grind on the old knight
Black Box: ((I could kill heide knights, which are slightly better
Gaster: ((seduce him out of his souls
Lua: (( Simply kill him 30 times. ))
Black Box: ((Or I could just buy a fuckton of lifegems and cheese the dragonrider
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath you could also play an easier game))
Black Box: ((Lol wat r u casul?
Gaster: ((or u could get gut
Gaster: ((*gud
Lua: (( get guts ))
Gaster: ((get the guy from berserk
MettatonSEX: ((get guts. eviscerate someone.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yes you lack intestines those are important go get them))
Black Box: ((What the fuck is going on ic
Gaster: ((uh
: Black Box [Black Box] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Lua: (( Also, you don't call someone a casual after plotting to cheese the game ))
Gaster: ((microton got kidnapped but then bloo had to go
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ... No more updates.
Fanta: ((Cheesing the dragonrider is a legitimate strategy
MettatonSEX: Shit, man.
Lua: "..."
Fanta: ((Well unless DD had stuff planned we can do a fight
Lua: (( Cheesing != Legitimate Strategy ))
Gaster: Hopefully they don't run off to New New York on their own...
Lua: (( I guess we can do chapter 2 tomorrow, and I could do Chapter 3 sunday afternoon and Chapter 4 sunday night. ))
Fanta: is still petting the Azalea who I assume is sleeping
Glamor: [font=glamor][i dont have supervision so ill use the time to research new new york and see for where that butthole took him][/font]
Gaster: looks down at his phone. "Geez..."
Azalea: -She is.-
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Lua: (( Chapter 3 and 4 are shorter but more insane of chapters, so I could probably fit them both into one day ))
Fanta: ((You wanna fight vinny?
Lua: (( If the others want to, sure ))
Gaster: ((I guess we could.
Hywel: -He walks in, with some folders and stuff.-
Fanta: Howdy, Hywel
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Hywel: "Hey."
MettatonSEX: sighs.
Hywel: -He immediately walks to the room, and drops stuff off. He comes out to the main area after.-
Gaster: This just sucks...
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Discord [Discord].
Lua: looks over to the newcomer, only recognizing him from seeing him a few times around here, and he looks back to the Gaston duo.
MettatonSEX: I don't think there's much we can do right now.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Vinny who))
: Discord [Discord] is now Battle! [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like crime vinesause))
: ((You'll see
Gaster: That's fine.
: The TV comes on
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((From*
Lua: "I guess I can..."
MettatonSEX: ...
Lua: sighs for a moment, and looks to the TV.
Gaster: Everything's fine, I'm fine.... Discord's not sending someone to kick our ass...
MettatonSEX: goes NEO.
MettatonSEX: is tired of this shit
Hywel: "What?"
: "I'm sending someone to kick your ass!"
Gaster: Well, fuck.
Lua: adjusts his new helmet for a bit, making sure it's correctly adjusted and stuff.
MettatonSEX: Just get on with it.
Hywel: -He walks over to Azalea, and goes to wake her up. But he stops himself.-
: "Here he comes, the fearsome guy, etc."
Lua: "We really need to stop putting our feet into our mouth"
: Fanta is taking good care of her
Gaster: laughs hysterically. "God, how much more can I take?"
Hywel: -He thinks this is adorable that's why he stopped.-
: Vinny walks through the bar door
MettatonSEX: crouches down and hugs Gaster.
Lua: "I mean, I understand it's a great act of flexibility if you can do it, but you should probably stretch your legs..."
: "Uh.. hey"
: "I'm here for..."
Gaster: hugs back. "Jesus..."
Lua: "...What"
: Vinny fumbles around for a piece of paper
: "Bee?"
Lua: "Oh, you went for the corpse."
Gaster: ... He hasn't been here in a while. Probably dead.
: "Oh shit."
: "So... is there like"
MettatonSEX: ...He's not here right now please leave a message after the fuck off.
: "Another B or something?"
Hywel: -He sits, next to Fanta and Azalea.-
Gaster: ...Oh.
Gaster: Oh my god.
Lua: (( ba dum tish ))
MettatonSEX: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((CAUSE ITS A JOKE))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HAH))
Gaster: kind of... slumps over.
: "Oh..."
Gaster: -Is he laughing? Is he crying?-
MettatonSEX: lifts Gaster into an embrace.
Gaster: -He's doing both.-
: "Well shit"
Gaster: Ahahahahah....
Lua: "...I...don't know how to respond to that"
Hywel: "What even is going on..."
: "This is weird."
Lua: "Agreed"
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Gaster: I'm sorry... we don't have what you came in for...
: "Well ok then"
: "Seeya"
Gaster: leaps out of Mettaton's arms and over the counter. "Can we get you anything? Perhaps a carbonated soda?"
: Vinny leaves
MettatonSEX: Bye.
Gaster: ...
Lua: (( Vinny walks into a bar containing a skeleton, a robot, a cyborg in a helmet, and 3 goats. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well that was easy))
Gaster: Did we scare him off?
MettatonSEX: ..
Hywel: "..."
MettatonSEX: .....Maybe.
Lua: "...what?"
Gaster: Oh, thank god.
: You gained 0 EXP
: Battle! [] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He then suddenly comes in, sexing a bee, but not a human sized one))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He's not into costume stuff))
MettatonSEX: unscrews his cannon and replaces it with a hand.
Hywel: "Well that's was simple."
Asriel_Dreemurr: That*
MettatonSEX: ((hes gotta bee really careful
Lua: ((I should have saw that coming, in fairness.))
Fanta: That was anticlimactic
Gaster: ((yeah, he wouldn't want any st-b's
MettatonSEX: shrugs.
Hywel: "Thanks for taking care of Azalea. I kind of left unannounced."
Lua: (( He needed the money to make up the money he lost sponsoring Smash 64 players. ))
Gaster: It's fine...
MettatonSEX: ...
Lua: (( Even though that was mostly donations from viewers. ))
Gaster: I didn't really want to fight anyway.
Fanta: It's no problem
Gaster: We can like... go to hell or something.
Fanta: She's a jo- very nice to have around
MettatonSEX: I'm not going back home, Gaster.
Hywel: "Ahes a what?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Shes*
Gaster: What?
Gaster: Oh.
Gaster: I get what you mean.
Fanta: A joy
Fanta: It's not a great word to say around here
MettatonSEX: ..
Fanta: shudders
Hywel: "...Okay then. I'm glad you think that. She didn't cause any trouble, right."
Fanta: She's just been sleeping most of the day
Hywel: "...Probably shouldn't let her sleep so much."
Gaster: nuzzles against Mettaton.
Hywel: "I'll talk to her about it. She seems to like you."
MettatonSEX: picks his husband up and holds him close.
: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.
Fanta: People sleep a lot around here, it's weird
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
Gaster: I hope we can settle down soon... I really miss having peaceful evenings.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Somewhere a wild Barchar turns their head))
Alphys: (hello darling)
MettatonSEX: Mmhm...
MettatonSEX: I just want to be at peace, with you and Hellaton and the kids and Grillby after I forgive him.
Gaster: blushes. "Yeah..."
Lua: "Yeah, I think Peaceful nights are what's needed right now. No bounties, no robots, no rebels, just... oh that's what you mean"
Lua: slowly backs away.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Gaster: ... I mean, you could come over too, Lua. There's no crazy bounty seeking robots in there.
Gaster: doesn't realize he put his foot in his mouth.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: .......................
MettatonSEX: 's cape lights flicker.
Lua: "..It's fine, I'll be fine." -Lua realizes he put himself in an awkward position and Gaster into a bad one- "I... Should really get going"
Gaster: I... Oh?
Lua: should have said moon-bots, not robots earlier.
Gaster: Darling, you should get out of Neo.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: I'd rather not.
Gaster: Why?
Gaster: I think it's draining your battery a little faster.
MettatonSEX: I just want to be in this form for a little while.
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Lua: continues his slowly backing around, and turns around fully to the anydoor and tries to quickly get out of there.
Gaster: Anyway, Lua, I guess we'll see you later.
MettatonSEX: ...Lua, see ya.
Gaster: Ah, okay.
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: is mildly upset but understands it was a minor mistake.
Lua: left in a hurry, not wanting to do for his slight slip of the tongue.
Fanta: continues petting the gote child
Lua: ((die*))
MettatonSEX: ....
Gaster: ... Oh! He said robots! Robots in general! Oh my god, how'd I miss that?
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: Really.
Hywel: "She was right."
Gaster: God, I'm such an idiot sometimes!
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster on the mouth. "Shh. I'm no better with this shit."
Hywel: "You do look like our mother."
Gaster: chuckles. "Alright, alright..."
Fanta: Heh..
Fanta: I guess, I never saw her
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Hywel: "You're bustier."
MettatonSEX: kisses his husband again before standing up, smiling. Yes, the four inches do make a difference.
Fanta: Wow, ok
Gaster: Mmmh.... I love how tall you are...
Hywel: "Hey, it's true."
MettatonSEX: I love it too. It means I get to see all of you without any struggle.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Hywel: "Just trying to help you know more of what she looked like."
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Fanta: So basically a flatter version of me
Gaster: Aww, baby...
Gaster: Hang on a moment.
Hywel: "Shorter too."
MettatonSEX: Hm?
Fanta: I'm not that tall, though
Gaster: jumps up and hooks his arms around Mettaton's shoulders, then wraps his legs around his waist.
Hywel: "Purple eyes."
Gaster: Hah. Knew I could do it.
MettatonSEX: Oh!
Gaster: kisses Mettaton on the lips.
Hywel: "Not that much shorter."
MettatonSEX: blushes, before kissing back. He holds Gaster close, not letting him fall.
Fanta: Soooo, something like this?
Fanta: changes a bit, eye color, booby, and height
Hywel: "Yeah."
Gaster: blushes brightly. "Hah... this is fun."
MettatonSEX: It is.
MettatonSEX: I love being able to hold you close like this.
Gaster: I love being able to hang off of you like this!
Gaster: And you're so strong, too..."
Fanta: I used to do purple eyes, but I changed to red a while back
Hywel: @that look good."
MettatonSEX: Oh, darling, that's how you rebuilt this form.
Asriel_Dreemurr: They*
Fanta: Maybe I should keep them
Gaster: Exactly.
Fanta: wonders if Hywel's hitting on her
MettatonSEX: Mmh, years ago this would never happen. I'd have fallen apart.
Gaster: And I'd be mortified!
MettatonSEX: And I'd be near dead.
Gaster: That's why I'd be mortified!
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Fanta: ((Hey guise
Fanta: ((Wanna hear some funi jokes?
MettatonSEX: I mean I would hope you wouldn't be happy.
MettatonSEX: ((your life?
Gaster: ((my life?
Fanta: ((Did you hear about the noob who looked an Enderman right in the eye?
Gaster: ((oh
DamnDude: (( boo ))
Fanta: (([i] He searched the site for Sunglasses! [/i]
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
DamnDude: (( boooooo ))
Hywel: -He is SIXTEEN.-
MettatonSEX: ((*throws tomato*
Gaster: Of course I wouldn't be! Your life would be in danger!
Fanta: ((Did you hear the one about the noob who tried to hypnotize an enderman?
Gaster: ((HE DIED!
Fanta: (([i]He was destroyed![/i]
DamnDude: (( A better punch line would have been "He Left immediately" ))
MettatonSEX: That's why I would hope you wouldn't be happy!
DamnDude: (( BOOOOO ))
DamnDude: (( You Stink ))
Gaster: kisses Mettaton close.
Fanta: ((Did you hear about the player who thought they were too powerful to need armor or swords?
Gaster: ((he was destroyed!
Fanta: (([i]What a noob![/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ha))
Fanta: ((Did you hear about the noob who hugged a creeper?
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster passionately. No tongue, but tons of passion. Metta-tons ofpassion.
Fanta: (([i]He went boom![/i]
DamnDude: (( Slar, this isn't better than your shitty images, you realize this. ))
Hywel: "I think that you look very close to her."
Hywel: "Close to what I can remember, anyways."
Gaster: purrs a little. "Mmmh, baby..."
Fanta: Is that good? Bad?
MettatonSEX: ((did you hear about the guy that sent shitty images and shittier jojes?
MettatonSEX: ((*jokes
Gaster: ((he was destroyed
MettatonSEX: ((he was destroyed
Hywel: "I think it's fine, but by no means am I telling you to look like that."
MettatonSEX: whirrs.
Fanta: ((
Hywel: "Your appearance is your choice."
Fanta: shrugs
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But why))
Fanta: ((He was destroyed
DamnDude: (( Start... posting meaningful things in chat, stop.... being a shit poster ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You are telling that))
MageVaati: ([color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color])
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((To the owner))
Gaster: ((Did you hear about the guy who tried telling minecraft jokes?
Fanta: ((He was destroyed
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((it's not even a joke))
Gaster: hugs Mettaton a little closer.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's a fucking statement))
Gaster: ((your face is though
Gaster: ((OOOOOH
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((With no humor as- FUCK))
Gaster: ((jk ily ad
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster as close as he can.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I JUST GIT ROASTED))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((YOU LOOK LIKE A CABBAGE))
MettatonSEX: ((were you here for when slarv roasted me
Gaster: ((alright guys, what's going on here:
Gaster: ((because i'm watching the goddamn show and i have no idea
MettatonSEX: (("Black Box is as cold as viv's heart"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chime))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What the fuck))
MettatonSEX: ((its a porn
Fanta: ((What is this chinese cartoon
DamnDude: (( WHAT. THE. FUCK. ))
Gaster: ((osomatsu-san
Fanta: ((Knock knock
Gaster: ((it's... a really weird show
Gaster: ((mv shouldn't watch, it brings up rule two in one of the more serious sketches
MettatonSEX: ((thank u for letting me know
Fanta: ((Who's there
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who's there))
Fanta: ((Hand grenade
MettatonSEX: ((come in
DamnDude: (( Who is this, "Hand Grenade"? ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((MV you soiled it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Soiled it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Soiled it))
MettatonSEX: ((SOILED IT
Fanta: (([i] Kaboom! [/i]
MettatonSEX: ((SOILED IT
DamnDude: (( SOILED It ))
Fanta: Maybe Azalea will like it
Hywel: "Probably."
DamnDude: (( Knock Knock ))
MettatonSEX: ((come in
DamnDude: (( Who's house is this again ))
Fanta: ((
Gaster: ((it's the fuck house
Fanta: ((What did one player say to his girlfriend who fell in a volcano
Fanta: (([i] I lava you [/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No))
Gaster: ((ohhhh oh my god
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I quit))
MettatonSEX: ((knock knock
MettatonSEX: ((its knuckles
DamnDude: (( B O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Knock knock))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who is it?))
DamnDude: (( Fuck you ))
Fanta: ((Did you hear about the player who tried to irritate a bunch of slimes?
Gaster: ((he
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HE WAS DESTROYED!))
Gaster: ((was
Gaster: ((destroyed
MettatonSEX: ((he was destroyed
DamnDude: (( HE WAS... very lubed up. ))
Gaster: ((oooooh myyyyy
Fanta: (([i] She's still trying to wash them off her, but her skin is really smooth! [/i]
DamnDude: (( I WASN'T VERY FAR OFF ))
Fanta: ((There once was a player named marie
Gaster: ((was she destroyed?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slimes are sticky though))
Fanta: ((She ran from a creeper and scraped a knee
DamnDude: (( She never got maried ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((They make sticky pistons))
Fanta: ((He pushed her in lava
Fanta: ((She hit him with a guava
Fanta: ((She's lucky because she broke free!
DamnDude: (( what ))
MettatonSEX: ((she was destroyed
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Guavas aren't an item in mine craft))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ohh you know what peeves me off?))
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband
MettatonSEX: purrs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((When people see any fucking pixel art and say "IS THET MOINECRAF?"))
Gaster: Mmm... so cute...
MettatonSEX: You're cuter.
Gaster: Oh baby, don't start...
Fanta: continues petting the smol child
DamnDude: (( Super Mario is actually just a minecraft clone ))
MettatonSEX: Too late.
Fanta: ((How did the player keep from getting hurt while battling a blaze?
MettatonSEX: ((weed
Hywel: "...You know, I really appreciate all this."
DamnDude: (( He was high as fuck ))
Fanta: (([i]He used a potion of fire resistance![/i]
Gaster: Crud.
Fanta: Appreciate what?
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.
Hywel: "I... You're Litterally changing how you look to everyone for her."
Hywel: "I dunno, it seems like something that's a big deal to me."
Fanta: ((How did the creeper know the invisible player was right in front of him?
Gaster: kisses back.
Fanta: It's not much... but I care about her
Fanta: She's very sweet... she reminds me of my daughter when she was younger
DamnDude: (( Because there was a notch in the programming. ))
Fanta: (([i]From his farts![/i]
MettatonSEX: whirrs
Hywel: "...If there is no cure where I'm going, and we never find a way to fix all this, can you take care of her?"
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Somewhere, Lucy taps her pencil on the notebook she's writing in. She's rather annoyed at the fact she's thinking about minecraft.-[/font]
DamnDude: (( they should hire me, my punch lines wouldn't be shit ))
MettatonSEX: ((what is this, 95% of cartoon network?
Hywel: "Because despite how I seem, I'm honestly terrified."
Fanta: ((This is an actual jokebook
Gaster: reaches down and taps on Mettaton's soul chamber.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can we kill who wrote it))
MettatonSEX: smiles.
Fanta: I won't prepare for that, but.. I'll keep her safe
MettatonSEX: Darling, you remembered that little thing, aww!
Gaster: Of course I did!
Gaster: It's our special thing.
Hywel: -He nods.-
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster all over his face.
MettatonSEX: You're so wonderful!
Fanta: (( pretty sure the commentator mentions rule 2 somewhere in here but idk
MettatonSEX: ((not clicking it to be safe
Fanta: ((What do you get when you cross a cat with a squid?
Fanta: (([i]Cat-amari![/i]
Gaster: blushes. "Oh, darling!"
MettatonSEX: ((that was actuallycute
Fanta: We'll find you a cure
MettatonSEX: Cute robot whirrs.
Fanta: Even if there's not one there, there's plenty of scientists around here
Gaster: -tap tap-
MettatonSEX: blushes.
Hywel: -He nods again.-
Gaster: looks up at the brief mention of scientists, but turns his attention to his husband.
Fanta: ((What does taylor swift sing while playing minecraft and eating potatoes?
Fanta: (([i]Taters gonna tate![/i]
MettatonSEX: ((ew
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I don't know what's worse))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The jokes))
: Ant [Ant] joined chat.
Gaster: ((what the heckeroni
Fanta: ((Knock knock
DamnDude: (( CH 2 has rule 2 ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or that some actually break the games logic))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WAIT))
MettatonSEX: ((on the topic of taylor swift i firmly believe blank space is about death note
MettatonSEX: ((ch 2 of whatl
Asriel_Dreemurr: Taylor*
DamnDude: (( The comments on the book. ))
MettatonSEX: ((ohhhh ok
MettatonSEX: ((yeah not reading that ty
Ant: (( I lost track of how many days I took a break from this ))
Fanta: ((Thought there was
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
Ant: (( Any major story things or events? ))
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Fanta: ((Setting up the moonbot adventure this saturday
Ant: (( Moonbot? ))
Gaster: ((Microton got kidnapped today
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Gaster: ((Young King Asgore brought a babby asriel to the bar
Ant: (( So...another goat child? ))
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Ant: (( How many azzy's is that now? ))
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Fanta: It's going to be ok, Hywel
Fanta: ((Moonbots
Gaster: ((piles of 'em
Fanta: ((The robots from the moon that are gonna blow up the world
Fanta: ((We're going to hell michigan which is populated entirely by Asriels to climb up a tower and kill one
Ant: (( Ant: "I'mma need my guitar for this" ))
Ant: (( Wait...wut? Michigan populated by asriels? ))
Fanta: ((What did the zombie see when he pulled down the Enderman's trousers?
MettatonSEX: ((hell
Fanta: (([i]E N D E R P A N T S![/i]
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Ant: (( oh no minecraft jokes. ))
Gaster: ((and hell
Hywel: "...Yeah."
Ant: (( Never change ))
Fanta: ((Knock knock
Ant: (( CaU - Frozen in one cringey position forever ))
Fanta: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Stay out))
Ant: (( It's religion? ))
Gaster: ((no, it's the united states
Ant: walks into the bar
Fanta: puts an arm around him
Gaster: ((with guns
Hywel: -He leans on Fanta.-
Gaster: ((and botes
MettatonSEX: ((it's knuckles
Gaster: ((gunbotes
Fanta: ((Who's there
Fanta: ((You're a diamond
DamnDude: (( Fuck ))
Fanta: ((You're a diamond who
Fanta: (([i]You're a diamond me crazy[/i]
Hywel: -He looks kinda not okay.-
MettatonSEX: looks to Ant. "Yo." Take note that he's NEO, mostly just because he feels like it.
Ant: (( *stunned silence ))
Fanta: hugs
DamnDude: (( "Fuck Who" "Fuck you and your shitty book Slar" ))
Hywel: -He hugs back.-
Jeska or Jukon: (Whats up with hywel?
Fanta: ((And lastly
Fanta: ((
Gaster: looks over at ant. "Ah, hello, Ant."
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Hywel: "...@
Ant: "Yo"
Ant: "How long was I gone? I lost track of time in my timeline."
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: shrugs
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Fanta: It's going to be alright
Ant: "Was off doing superheroes shit with Alki, Entra and Aos. We killed a demon. and an angel."
Ant: "God hates us. The devil hates us. Basically we're trash now."
Gaster: Ah, that sounds like fun. We're fighting people who have bounties on our heads.
Ant: "I wanna fight a bounty hunter."
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Hywel: -He lets go, but keeps leaning on her.-
Hywel: "Thank you..."
MettatonSEX: sets Gaster down.
: RF [robotMafia] joined chat.
Gaster: Oooh.
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Fanta: accepts the lean, scratching his ears
Ant: "Sounds like fun. Also I'll get to use this" *Ant pulls out a brand new guitar. It's a [url=] gibson explorer [/url]
MettatonSEX: ...Nice.
Fanta: ((Did you hear the one about the fox main who short hop lasered a shielding roy, then ran in for an upsmash which was countered, wherein the roy proceeded to follow up with a f-smash edgeguard which triggered a glitch in the game causing an invisible ceiling?
Gaster: OOooh!
Fanta: (([i] He was destROYed! [/i]
Gaster: ((... he was destroyed?
Fanta: ((We're making one of these on the melee roy discord
Hywel: "you're really similar to my mom. Even closer than I thought."
Ant: holds the guitar at arm's length, looking at it. "Wonderwall has never sounded better."
: RF [robotMafia] is now Kalyke [Kalyke].
MettatonSEX: ...
Fanta: You guys say that a lot
Kalyke: (( I'm looping Pumped Up Kicks at max volume and it's audible from rooms across the house
Fanta: Maybe you're from the future
Kalyke: (( Not really the best song to be that loud
Hywel: "But you even act like her."
Hywel: "Weird.@
Fanta: shrugs, keeping the two close
Ant: (( It's fine as long as no one pays too much attention to the lyrics ))
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Kalyke: (( Yeah :P
MettatonSEX: (inb4 hywel is making a stable time loop
Kalyke: (( "The hell is this song about?" "uh" ))
Gaster: (("... shoes."
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Kalyke: (( "...white Vans specifically" ))
MettatonSEX: ((im not sorry: it's about a shoeting
Kalyke: (( I don't like Converse that much fight me and oh my god MV ))
Aos: *walks in. They look completely different. They don't have horns anymore and their eyes are bright blue instead of grey
MettatonSEX: ((after paying attention to the lyrics i thought of that pun and im proud of it i know its horrible
Hywel: "Well... I think I need sleep. When she wakes up, tell her I went to bed."
Hywel: -He gets up.
MettatonSEX: ...Hello.
Ant: "Oh yeah...also Aos is mortal now."
Gaster: ... Who's this?
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Gaster: Oh.
Kalyke: (( Aos: I killed my girlfriend ))
Fanta: Alright
Fanta: Goodnight, Hywel
Fanta: ((Lol
Hywel: "Goodnight."
Hywel: -He goes to bed.-
Fanta: ((Our shitty jokes evolved into actual roy metagame discussion
Kalyke: Then Kalyke walks in. While wearing black hitop Vans.
Ant: "We ascended their demon half and fell their angel half or something? It was really complicated. There was a priest."
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Azalea: -She wakes up.-
Gaster: Huh. Sounds like you've been on quite the adventure.
DamnDude: (( oi Frisky ))
Fanta: Howdy
Gaster: ((HI frisky.
Fanta: ((ayy
MettatonSEX: Hm.
Ant: (( wait...aos killed Alpine? ))
MettatonSEX: ((hi
DamnDude: (( Holy shit, Chat's more full than it's been in awhile ))
Kalyke: (( no Ant, and hi Frisky ))
Fanta: ((Well shit look at that there's fucking plenty of people here
Azalea: -She gets a confused look on her face.-
: ((hi
Azalea: "Mom?"
Ant: (( also ayy frisky ))
Fanta: Nah, it's me, Fanta
Azalea: "Oh! You look like my mom."
Kalyke: (( I need my supplies to arrive in the mail so I can paint the pair of white Vans I bought earlier ))
Fanta: Hywel told me that if I changed a bit, I would look like her
Fanta: I thought you'd like it
Aos: "The priest was an asshole."
Azalea: "I do."
Gaster: Mmmh...
Fanta: smiles
Ant: "Oh yeah he was a total douche."
Azalea: -She hugs.-
Fanta: hugs back
: (("The priest was an asshole." -Aos, 2026))
Gaster: orders a drink. "Alright, tell me more."
: ((He probably preaches Satanism, then.))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Fanta: Hywel went on to bed
Fanta: If you want to sleep
Azalea: "I think I can last a bit more."
Kalyke: (( That reminds me of the time that we offended Bio when we played "let's make a sentence" and created "sucked Bio's jewish hair" ))
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Fanta: Makes sense, you've been sleeping all day
: ((Ech.))
Azalea: "...Eh, I should sleep..."
Fanta: You can stay up if you want
Kalyke: (( Then I was like "alright fuck this shit" and just left ))
Azalea: "I wasn't asleep for most of that."
Ant: "We told him exactly what the situation was and that Aos wasn't [i]possessed[/i] by a demon and that he [i]was[/i] the demon but the dude insisted on an exorcism"
MettatonSEX: ...Wow, rude.
Azalea: -She lies back down on Fanta.-
: (("what did you tell a black woman with two black eyes?" "i already told her two times" "what is the problem with the french" "well, they're filled with holes. just like their cheese."))
Azalea: "Goodnight, again."
Fanta: smiles, stroking her again, making herself a bit warmer for her
Fanta: Goodnight
Gaster: nods, while sipping his drink. "Aaah..."
Azalea: "You're really warm... So you have a fever?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Do*
Fanta: Nah
Fanta: I can control my temperature
Fanta: Just wanted you to be comfortable
Azalea: -She nods, nuzzling in.-
Kalyke: (( i have a shitty outer camera ))
Aos: "He tied me to a bed. But a bad way...and got a super soaker filled with holy water"
: ((I immediately look at that pen in the corner.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay I'm tired af))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((So goodnight))
: ((I just hope tha-- ad that's my line
Gaster: Geez... and I though things we saw in that bakery were messed up.
: ((but gn anyways
Ant: (( gn ))
Fanta: ((gn bby
Kalyke: (( It's not a pen ))
Kalyke: (( It's a mechanical pencil ))
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
: ((oh
Ant: (( on my world it means hope ))
: ((I just hope that you won't eat the led))
Fanta: keeps petting gote child until she goes to sleep herself
: ((Speaking of crazy shit, where the hell is Laharl?))
Kalyke: (( Nah I'm going to slip it into Laharl's casserole ))
: ((He's been gone for awhile.))
Gaster: ((That's what I've been asking!
MettatonSEX: Wow.
Ant: (( It's named riptide and it turns into a sword when you take the cap off. (someone please get the reference) ))
: Yazan (AFK)'s connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: ((it's a pen.
Gaster: ((I get it!
: ((-fingerguns-))
Gaster: ((why am i talking in ooc with exclamation points!
: ((I get it!))
MettatonSEX: ((i havent seen/read pjo but i know that line
Fanta: ((Don't watch it
Ant: (( They butchered those movies ))
Fanta: ((It sucks
: ((i like the books))
Ant: (( shamalaned the shit out of it and he didn't even direct it ))
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Fanta: ((Books were good until they overstayed their welcome
Kalyke: (( "shamalaned the shit out of it" -Ant 2016 ))
Ant: (( I have all the books still ))
: ((i like books when i have time to read them))
Gaster: downs the rest of his drink.
: ((besides i can sharpen my reading skills on the interwebs too))
Gaster: Ah... I haven't had a good drink in a while...
Ant: (( Pretty sure I butchered shamalamadingdong's name almost as bad as he butchered the last airbender ))
: ((Teacher: Where did you learn all this shit? Me: the interwebs))
Fanta: ((k brb in like an hour
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Kalyke: (( I started an argument today with like 20 people just by going up to their crowd and briefly saying "converse sucks" ))
MettatonSEX: bends over to kiss Gaster.
Gaster: ((you people take your shoes too seriously lmao
: ((that would of been hilarious))
Ant: (( People fight over shoes? ))
Kalyke: (( The argument lasted for a good ten minutes until it slowly turned into a converse circlejerk ))
Kalyke: (( I laugh ))
Gaster: kisses back. "Mmmh, I love you..."
Ant: (( Wait nevermind I knew that already. That was the plot of a boondocks episode ))
Kalyke: (( huey = domestic terrorist ))
MettatonSEX: I love you, to infinity and beyond.
: ((some people call me a stupid person (aka the word i won't say for other people's preferences) and i'm like "HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT'S LIKE THE WORST INSULT ANYBODY COULD EVER COME UP WITH"))
: ((Gaster: You're my Buzz Lightyear.))
Gaster: Darling, please...
Ant: (( Huey is the best character tho ))
Kalyke: Kalyke idly whistles the Boondocks theme.
Kalyke: (( tru ))
MettatonSEX: ((metta: you're my woody-- nope no taking that back wrong wording
: ((ew woody))
Ant: (( Imagine the boondocks theme replaced with Snoop Dogg and Dre's the Next Episode ))
Kalyke: (( The Asheru one? ))
MettatonSEX: has that smarmy smile on his face.
Ant: (( The title fades in. "Da da da da da. It's the motherfuckin d o double g" ))
Gaster: smiles back. "Mmmh..."
Kalyke: Kalyke whistles the flute ending theme of Boondocks not the theme.
Kalyke: (( And clips of the characters just awkwardly loop for the whole length of the song ))
Ant: (( With poorly edited in blunts ))
MettatonSEX: Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ant: (( I want this to be a thing now ))
: ((Kalyke pulls out a Boondocks watch and figures and pieces of papers littered with drawings "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH I LOVE BOONDOCKS"))
Ant: (( Boondocks 420 edition ))
Gaster: You're really handsome, you know...
Kalyke: (( Kalyke then takes a flute and starts to loudly play the flute ending part off-key ))
MettatonSEX: So are you.
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Fanta: ((Just coming back to say
Ant: (( Ant joins in playing their guitar ))
Fanta: ((Got my grades back
: ((That's great.))
Ant: (( Holy shit. is there a boondocks fandom? ))
Gaster: strokes Mettaton's cheek.
MettatonSEX: ((oh?
: ((Now you just need to kill your teachers.))
: ((Actually, don't.))
Kalyke: (( I'm gonna edit Boondocks 420 edition ))
Fanta: ((Nah
Ant: (( NSA no it was a joke tho ))
Fanta: ((They gave me a motherfucking 4.0
Fanta: ((Yes baby
: ((cool))
MettatonSEX: smiles, doing the same.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( Damn ))
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Kalyke: Still whistling the same flute section.
Ant: (( Yes make Boondocks 420 edition. It must happen ))
Ant: (( Also I wish I had those grades. ))
Gaster: ((same
Kalyke: (( My dad gave me Corel VideoStudio i better fucking use it ))
DamnDude: (( Meanwhile, I now need to ace my final and do well on my next test to get a B in one of my honors classes because I got lazy ))
: ((Pshh, "got lazy"? Think about the settlers and their family lolipop that they licked every harvest moon!))
DamnDude: (( My grades right now are C,C, and everything else is a medium to high A. ))
Ant: (( Oh I got friendzoned again today. That just popped in my head. ))
: ((C stands for cool))
: ((A stands for asshole))
: ((B stands for bitch))
: ((F stands for fuckwad))
: ((D stands for dick))
Kalyke: (( D stands for dick ))
: ((-flashes thumbs up-))
Kalyke: (( [Filthy Frank-style smug grin] ))
DamnDude: (( And one of those C's will most likely go up to a B+ because I feel like I got a 3 on the AP Exam, and he bumps your grade up to that if you do that. ))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Gaster: finally settles his fingers beneath Mettaton's chin, pulling him close for a kis.
Kalyke: (( I cried once while watching the boondocks ))
Kalyke: (( It was the episode focusing on uncle ruckus ))
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Kalyke: (( :'[ ))
: ((Gaster: kises are better than kisses))
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Ant: (( I must not have seen that one ))
DamnDude: (( The other one is a mix of not many grades and me being lazy, so now I have to do really good in that class for the rest of the year. ))
: anonymous [??] joined chat.
DamnDude: (( ~All 3 Weeks of it~ ))
: ((hi anon))
Gaster: ((hello, anon.
MettatonSEX: whirrs as he kisses back, pressing Gaster into him.
MettatonSEX: ((hi anon
DamnDude: (( Oh hey, it's actually a new anon ))
Ant: (( anon. Everyone be cool. ))
??: ((Is this an Undertale RP group?))
Fanta: ((Yes
Gaster: ((It is.
MettatonSEX: ((mostly
Gaster: ((Kind of.
DamnDude: (( Mostly ))
: ((Indeed, though you can use anybody))
Ant: (( More or less. ))
Kalyke: (( -shoves boondocks merch under the couch- Yep ))
: ((Ranging from OCs to other series, yeah))
: ((Mostly Undertale.))
??: ((Mostly?
Ant: (( Or you know...moonbots ))
DamnDude: (( It started that way, and then Anarchy started, but mostly Undertale still ))
Ant: (( Nyelock ))
Gaster: ((Yeah, but don't feel restrained by that.
: ((We mixed things up by adding in OCs, people from other series, you can do anything))
MettatonSEX: ((like, you can have characters from anywhere as long as you follow the rules
: ((^
??: ((Where are the rules?
Fanta: ((We've done LISA, Fire Emblem, and others
Ant: (( Spacetime guitarists. Angel demons. Gods that sing adele songs ))
DamnDude: (( To the left ))
Fanta: ((I did a whole arc with LISA
Kalyke: (( Bill Nye ))
: ((The rules are in the description))
: ((I believe))
Ant: (( Johnny 5 ))
Kalyke: (( I recommend you don't use /me ))
: ((Bloo, shhh.. don't tell him about Nyelock))
Gaster: ((right here if you can't see it:
: ((That's bad))
Kalyke: (( >him ))
: ((-shrugs-))
Gaster: ((Bloo, don't try to control how others rp
Kalyke: (( I was kidding ))
: ((We don't know their fucking gender))
: ((yeah true
: ((i go along with it you're fine))
??: ((I guess I'll try this out then))
: ((Also, anon, Rule 2 is literally the most important rule here))
Fanta: has a backstory the size of the sun but is basically a female Asriel
??: ((how am i supposed to read the white text tho
MettatonSEX: ((there's no pressure, other than please please PLEASE follow the rules
Fanta: ((Change to dark theme
Gaster: ((Oh, frisky, they're using light theme
: ((Change to the dark theme, then))
: ((Sorry.))
Gaster: ((I use dark since it's easier on the eyes
: ((I'm just using the dark theme for what Chime said))
??: ((i switched to dark
Fanta: ((I use it because it renders everyone's colors better
Gaster: ((alright cool
: ((Basically, MV has anxiety attacks when you mention the S-word. You know, what depressed teenagers do.. sometimes.))
: ((Don't ever mention it.))
Ant: (( Time to terrify the newbie with buckets of cringe ))
: ((Ant, please.))
MettatonSEX: ((ant no
??: ((please don't
: ((Don't do that.))
: ((The newcomer is still pure.))
Kalyke: (( Ah fuck I'm going to have to delay the release date of Boondocks 420 ))
Gaster: ((Keep the cringe to a minimum here
Ant: (( Ant [s]yes[/s] maybe ))
Fanta: ((Ant was destroyed
MettatonSEX: ((@slarv
MettatonSEX: ((keep the cringe to a minimum
: ((Anyways, everybody is in an extra dimensional Grillby's))
Kalyke: (( @Slarvath ))
Ant: (( But...but...boondocks 420... ))
Gaster: ((No.
Ant: (( ....wonderwall.... ))
Kalyke: (( Still making Boondocks 420 ))
: ((Basically, anybody from any timeline can come if they have access to the Anydoor))
Gaster: ((That means any series, any au.
: ((There's an Anydoor in each timeline and they are basically doorways that take you to different timelines))
??: ((you guys mentioned my gender))
Ant: (( Or any OCs from a place you make up ))
: ((it was a joke))
??: ((i don't like giving out personal information so just use whatever pronouns come naturally))
Gaster: ((ah, alright.
: ((alright))
Fanta: ((And we're in the middle of two arcs so
??: ((really i don't care))
: ((cool cool))
MettatonSEX: ((ah, ok
Gaster: ((so you're kind of like me when it comes to pronouns
: ((i prefer to be called a their but i'm fine with him or her or anything like that))
??: ((wait, we're doing AUs?
: ((If you want to.))
Gaster: ((If you want, yes!
: ((Sure.))
MettatonSEX: ((yep
??: ((but the Anydoor is AUs?
DamnDude: (( [s] Alright Attack Helicopter [/s] But in all seriousness, I hope you enjoy your odd time in CaU, I'm going to catch some rest. ))
Gaster: ((I play an underfell grillby from time to time.
Fanta: ((We do plenty of AUs
Fanta: ((I play OCs mainly now, aside from my main here
Fanta: ((Because we're fighting the moonbots and that's my plotline
: ((The Anydoor isn't an AU, it's a door that leads you to different timelines, AUs, and Grillby's))
: ((which is like a hangout spot))
: DamnDude [DamnDude] disconnected.
Ant: (( I have pretty much always played OCs except when I was Johnny 5 from everyone's favorite 80s movie Short Circut ))
: ((Fucking Boba Fett and Kim Kardashian can hang out in the same area at the same time if they had access to the Anydoor in their timelines))
Kalyke: (( Ant I'm downloading the Boondocks season 4 intro ))
MettatonSEX: ((i play an underfell mettaton, and the mettaton i play is not the canon mettaton, but from an au where things are kinda shitty
Gaster: ((Id rather not actually play that though.
: ((It was an example))
Ant: (( Also Sherlock Holmes and Bill Nye can "hang out" if they have access to an anydoor ))
Kalyke: (( Oh baby ))
??: ((so the Anydoor is like a Rick and Morty thing?
: ((Anyways, I usually play canon characters with a twist))
Fanta: ((We've had Rick here before
: ((Also, yeah, if you put it that way))
: ((It's a door that crosses universes))
??: ((darn, he's taken?
Ant: (( Boondocks 420 here we go. ))
Fanta: ((Nah, the rper stopped playing him
: ((There's this keypad where you enter the code of the timeline))
Gaster: ((You can play duplicates!
Fanta: ((And no characters are "taken"
: ((and yeah))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Ant: (( The joints are essential, Bloo. Remember the doobs ))
Fanta: ((Pretty much everyone's got an Asriel
Fanta: ((I have 3
Ant: (( *Ant suddenly becomes a gote child ))
Kalyke: (( Alright Ant ))
: ((We're not slaveowners, Slarvath.))
: ((You piece of racist shit.))
Kalyke: (( also rielas ))
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Fanta: ((We must have an Asriel auction
Gaster: ((I played an asriel once
??: ((probably couldn't pull off a Rick anyway
??: ((is Rielas an alternate Asriel?
Gaster: ((it was nice but i don't think i'd do it
Gaster: ((it... ooh hooo
: ((rielas is selfcest))
: ((uh))
MettatonSEX: ((it's...... it's one of many ships
Kalyke: ((( Ahahahah ))
??: ((what
: ((it's weird))
Gaster: ((well when you have so many asriels in one spot
??: ((um
Ant: (( Also you need to be informed of shipping hirearchy: Protobot is at the top and Soriel is at the bottom ))
: ((blame it all on slarv))
??: ((is this sort of thing common here?
Gaster: ((slarv don't scare the newbie
Ant: (( *Protoblook ))
: ((nah not really))
: ((anyways uh))
Ant: (( The tale of Nyelock? ))
Gaster: ((also ant get the fuck out of here with that shit, Gaston is the best.
Fanta: ((Once I shipped my Asriel with another Asriel, it was fun
: ((prepare for a weird ride, newcomer))
Ant: (( itwuzjokimsry ))
: ((a really
: ((really
: ((weird
: ((ride
: anonymous [??] disconnected.
: ((oh))
Fanta: ((well shit
Gaster: ((WELL SHIT
Ant: (( We did it. We scared him away. ))
: ((well shit))
MettatonSEX: ((well shit
Gaster: ((G FUCKING G
Fanta: ((FUCK
MettatonSEX: ((hope their internet just cut out and they return
Ant: (( I guess next time I'll introduce the cringe slowly? ))
: (( All around me are familiar faces, Worn out places, worn out faces, Bright and early for the daily races, Going nowhere, going nowhere, Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow, No tomorrow, no tomorrow [Verse 1:] They say don't put off tomorrow what you could finish today, (I say) The rest of your life's only seconds away, (I rate) Success of a life by decisions we make, (I hate) The fact that they judge every step we take, (I can't) Wait for the Lord, Revelation's my fate, (I paint) Pictures with words, fuscia teals and greys (I shine) Hot as the sun you can feel my rays, No wait you can feel my rage! I'm burning inside, nobody can speak my language, We all wanna be different, but we doing the same shit, Wear the same clothes, same chains, same cars, Got the same goals, wanna be the same stars, Same heart break, we carry the same scars, I carry the same scars! And when you finally made it, there's no real friends just smiling faces. [Chorus] [Verse 2:] It doesn't start on our birthday, Half of us wasn't planned in the first place, The other half of us was given everything they got, There you have it, the have and the have-nots, I was born on a black spot, My life's a plane this song is the black box, Put it on heat it, it will find a five minute's of a genious the world will never see it, Never believe it, It's in our palms but we can't seize it, Within our reach but we don't reach it, Don't tell me that I can't be it, I have the one till it ain't even, I ain't leavin till I ain't breathin, No apologies, no tears, no emotions, no fears, Look at my face you can't even see the years, But carved in the tree are the words "I was here". [Chorus] [Verse 3:] NO! No one can tell you what you oughta be, (My) My silent thoughts are heard audiably, (It's) It's like people don't have ta talk to me, Their body language speaks louder just when they crossing me, Brushing me, bumping me, touching me, I can feel their energy, Hating me, loving me, cocaine and hennesy, Mix it with ego's music models and industry, It's hard to separate reality from fantasy, So does it matter if I'm here or not, If I was around could you hear the shot? Would my father miss me, you think a tear would drop? Would the world stop spinning and the clock stop? I think not. [Chorus]
Gaster: ((... Maybe we should write a "Welcome to cau" message.
Fanta: ((God I hope they come back but they probably won't
Ant: (( Yeah...but...newcomers should be introduced to the true nature of this place. ))
Gaster: ((we ease them in slowly
: ((like))
: ((err))
Gaster: ((like buttsex
: ((CHIME NO))
Fanta: ((Like minecraft jokes
Ant: (( True nature. ))
MettatonSEX: ((slarv no
: ((slarv no
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Ant: (( This is the reality of things. Embrace it. ))
: ((i actually used to play minecraft
: ((it was decent at the time))
: ((but then
: ((hoo boy))
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Fanta: ((Did you hear the one about the anon who joined Cau?"
Ant: (( I did too. I still play it from time to time. On xbox. With friends. ))
Kalyke: (( We slam them with the Rielas ))
Fanta: ((He was destroyed!
Ant: (( And nyelock ))
: ((Anon: [s]A-ah~.. SLAM ME HARDER![/s] what the fuck is this shit))
Fanta: ((Well im taking my shower
Gaster: ((is nyelock even relevant
: ((have a nice shower
: ((don't drop the soap))
Fanta: ((Bitch you know I love it
Kalyke: (( Sherlock and Nye are probably making out somewhere right now and I gtg ))
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
: Kalyke [Kalyke] disconnected.
Ant: (( I hope we don't end up on the front page of /r/cringeanarchy or something ))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((Yeah...
Ant: (( bye, slarv bye bloo ))
: ((I hope we don't.))
Ant: (( that sub is cancer ))
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
: ((It's type two diacancer.))
Ant: (( That sub is like "hey look people we don't understand! Cringe amirgiht?" ))
: ((those "cringe" subreddits are just))
: ((ech))
: ((like i know that people do things that we don't necessarily like or understand but))
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.
: ((no need to shit all over it and call it cringe))
: anonymous [??] joined chat.
Ant: (( Anything centered around "cringe" is just an asshole circlejerk of people hating people for being themselves ))
MettatonSEX: cuddles with his darling
Ant: (( holy shit. ))
: ((Ello, Anon. We actually thought we scared you off.))
Gaster: ((hey, welcome back anon!
MettatonSEX: ((hi, wb
??: ((you did
: ((sorry bout that))
??: ((changed my mind tho
: ((slarv is one of the weirder people here))
Ant: (( I'll tone it down a bit maybe. ))
: ((Not that it's a bad thing, of course))
Ant: (( I'm usually chill but I upped the weird factor ))
MettatonSEX: ((we... shouldve warned you, sorry
: ((^
Gaster: ((I'm glad you decided to come back.
??: ((ok
MettatonSEX: ((as am i
: ((as am i))
Ant: (( Yeah you just got a faceful of the weirdest parts of this ))
: ((So, anywho - people do weird stuff at times, that's fine.))
Ant: (( The fact that you came back means you can handle it (hopefully) ))
: ((When you can do anything and roleplay anything, weird things are bound to happen.))
: ((You can't destroy the bar or any bullshit like that, though.))
Ant: (( How do I do the up arrow on my keyboard. ))
MettatonSEX: ((*anything within the rule boundaries
: ((^
: ((right right
Ant: (( And no gods ))
Gaster: ((Well, gods have to be approved.
: ((Gods can be roleplayed, but they have to be kept at a minimum.))
Ant: (( Even if another RPer apparently has a counter ability for every ability and then makes the character RUN AWAY SCARED leaving you with a useless god ))
Gaster: ((It's hard to get a god right.
??: ((any memes I must know to enjoy this?
MettatonSEX: ((anyway, despite our strangeness, we welcome you with open arms
Gaster: ((Memes?
: ((You don't need memes to enjoy it.))
??: ((you know
: ((Just do your own thing, have fun, etc))
??: ((no swood crowbar style stuff?
Gaster: ((we uh
Ant: (( Meme school. CaUry in the house. Wonderwall. ))
Gaster: ((make jokes about mispellings
: ((the crowbar split in two))
: ((that happened once))
??: ((wait a second
: ((a toriel died that day))
MettatonSEX: ((shits of mercury comes from one of my typos, and it is said when someone typos something as shit
??: ((just wait a darn diddly second
Gaster: ((like yesterday one of our regulars typed in "hello my dead" instead of "hello my dear""
Ant: (( Ant died from milk. ))
MettatonSEX: ((we make fun of each others particularly funny typos
: ((-waits a second-))
Gaster: ((-stops-
Ant: (( And then died again several times ))
??: ((so a Toriel died and there was a crowbar
Gaster: ((-waits a minute-
: ((yeah))
: ((toriel split in half with the crowbar and died))
MettatonSEX: ((actually, toriel snapped in two
: ((it was a joke))
??: ((and they were in love?
: ((yes))
MettatonSEX: ((as we said, it gets weird
??: ((I think I've seen this somewhere before
Ant: (( Has this story spread to other places or something? ))
: ((huh))
Ant: (( oh no ))
: ((that crowbar thing was from a few months ago))
??: ((somebody posted some weird fic like that to /r/jontron
: ((ah))
Gaster: ((... oh
MettatonSEX: ((hm
??: ((doubt I can find it tho
: ((B wrote a story about it))
Gaster: ((we've got a few pastebins...
Gaster: ((back from the dark days of xyzzy
: ((Don't show him the Blanket Incident.))
??: ((is b a roleplayer here?
MettatonSEX: ((oh god the one where we did the truth or dare thing
: ((mhm))
: ((also oh god))
MettatonSEX: ((yes, hes on hiatus rn tho
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
??: ((kk
Ant: (( Remember when the popsicle thing happened? ))
Gaster: ((Hi yazan, we've got a new person
: ((hi yazan we have a new guy))
: ((and also the popsicle thing))
??: ((actually I don't remember that
: ((ech))
: ((also wow ok))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Cool im yazan. I live in korea
Gaster: ((... I like you already, Anon.
??: ((huh, your internet must be awful
MettatonSEX: ((youre cool, anon
: ((i like you already, anon))
: ((you're chill))
: ((the chill anon))
??: ((like a popsicle?
: ((yes))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Nope better than all of america
??: ((really?
??: ((maybe this is an Asian website
Gaster: ((You're as chill as an icecube in Antarctica
Ant: (( I think I've actually seen stats on the internet quality of different countries ))
Jeska or Jukon: Yep. Irts all fast and i have free wifi at home
: ((icecubes in Antartica are like free popsicles))
Ant: (( Pretty sure korea was in fact one of the highest ))
: ((You just break your teeth eating it))
??: ((who eats Popsicles tho
Ant: (( [i]He was destroyed[/i] ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Yep ant
??: ((that's not how you do it
: ((jukon eats popsicles))
??: ((ew
: ((if you put it that way))
: ((the character
: ((i mean))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Shes never had one
Ant: (( You don't bite a popsicle that's just common sense ))
??: ((literally gives me minor shivers just thinking about it
??: ((and I mean literally literally
: (( why does she make all those jokes then, yazan))
Ant: (( That's how you spot a demon ))
??: ((always been a minor weakling
: ((yeah true))
Ant: (( If they can bite a popsicle they're not human ))
: ((i can bite a popsicle))
MettatonSEX: leans against his darling, his leg pressed against Gaster's side.
: ((my teeth hurts afterward though))
MettatonSEX: ((i always bite popsicles))
: ((we all fucking bite popsicles))
Jeska or Jukon: ((I was joking
Gaster: puts his arm around Mettaton's waist, leaning back.
: ((ah, okay))
Ant: (( Well we're all sinners anyway we may as well be demons ))
Gaster: ((I suck a little first, then I bite down.
Ant: (( Because like a demon. I am a sinner just for existing ))
MettatonSEX: Mmh, you're wonderful.
: ((i'm not just any demon))
MettatonSEX: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gaster: so are you!
: ((i'm satan))
: ((:)
Gaster: (... you still there, anon?
MettatonSEX: You're more wonderful.
??: ((oh dear all the self-hatred here
: (([color=#ff0000]:)[/color]
??: ((this won't do
: ((wait no
Gaster: ((NO DON'T LEAVE
: ((we don't hate ourselves that much))
??: ((lol bye
Ant: (( It's not so much self-hatred as much as it is contempt for religion... ))
Gaster: ((noooooooo
??: ((jk jk
: ((whew))
Gaster: ((god don't do that
Ant: (( I mean if you're religious that's cool... ))
MettatonSEX: ((most of us dont legit hate ourselves
: ((don't do that shit man))
: ((also yeah most of us))
??: ((ant you're digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole with that fedora of yours
MettatonSEX: ((i say most bc Depression™
: ((yeah))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: ((depression is bad))
Gaster: chuckles. "Oh, you're so wonderful too."
Ant: (( *totally didn't used to wear fedoras or anything. What would give you that idea? ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Im in the devil may care attitude cuz I dont give a fuck
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Gaster: ((featuring dante from the devil may cry series
MettatonSEX: ((&knuckles
Ant: (( So much edge ))
??: ((what should I rp
: ((featuring chime from the angel may the force be with you series))
: ((Roleplay anything you want.))
Gaster: ((as long as it doesn't break the rules
??: ((not very helpful
Gaster: ((well, what sort of thing do you like?
: ((^
??: ((sleeping
Jeska or Jukon: ((Undertale related with a twist is always good idea
: ((then roleplay a sans))
MettatonSEX: lifts Gaster into a hug, the tall robot whirring as he does so. "You're wonderful"
: ((any sans))
Ant: (( My OC is just a person with a guitar named after my username and somehow is still my main character despite still not really having any actual depth ))
Gaster: laughs. "I adore you, darling!"
Ant: (( It can really be anything ))
Ant: (( *within the rules ))
MettatonSEX: I adore you more than my fans adore me.
??: ((anyone here RP amalgamates? They always interested me
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jeska is a fish but not undyne. Former assassin
??: ((like character combinations
Gaster: blushes. "Baby, please!"
: ((We have different kinds of amalgamates, who are literally shapeshifters))
MettatonSEX: ((not like, the ones from the true lab
Ant: (( I literally didn't know Jeska was a fish until just now ))
: ((But regular amalgamates?))
: ((nah
??: ((hmm
: ((bam, you have something original))
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.
Gaster: ((I have a gaster-alphys amalgate i've been debating bringing in
Jeska or Jukon: Jeska and Jukon are fish. But clones of a template
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: ((there are also fusions, those need an artifact tho
: ((Galphys would fall into the core instantly))
??: ((hmm what about like a cyborg alphys
Fanta: ((Oh hi anon
Aos: orders a chocolate milk
Fanta: ((Sorry i scurred you earlier
Gaster: kisses back, wrapping his arms around his husband's shoulders.
??: ((I like Alphys at least
Gaster: ((Ooooh, that sounds neat
: ((That could work))
: ((sounds cool))
??: ((And nobody's already doing it?
??: ((don't want to tread on toes
: ((Aos: -sips on the chocolate milk- -chokes-))
Alphys: (i'm alphys, but not cyborg, just a regular alphys)
Ant: (( There were and still are several cyborg characters but I don't think there's been a cyborg Alphys ))
: ((Nah, nobody really does it anymore))
MettatonSEX: smiles. "You're adorable."
: ((B once roleplayed a cyborg Alphys but not anymore))
Fanta: ((Oh my jesus
: ((She was Corphys))
??: ((is his username just b
Gaster: Oh, darling, laying on the compliments, are we?
Fanta: ((B actually posted that to /r/jontron
Fanta: ((What the hell
Gaster: ((yeah
: ((yep
Fanta: ((This is the best thing
Ant: (( oh shit ))
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Fanta: ((I was the toriel
??: ((didn't know it could be that short
??: ((whatever
Ant: (( He was AnotherB but shortened it to B later ))
: ((mhm))
??: ((oh ok
: ((it's hip to fuck bees))
Jeska or Jukon: ((If you need ideas look at the OC sheet we bave
Jeska or Jukon: Have*
Fanta: ((Jeez why do I have to be human to summon people in ds2
Fanta: ((Human effigies are so rare..
??: ((almost want to make another one letter character as a parody now
Ant: (( Mine is actually shortened too. It was VisualAnte and it was kinda a play off of vigilante but then it was taken so it became visualant and people started calling me ant ))
: ((I just realized that I have a lot of unused characters))
Fanta: ((But I can't beat the dragon without them
: ((huh))
??: ((like c or x or z
Gaster: ((we uh
: ((or N))
Gaster: ((had a z
Fanta: ((
??: ((and I totally didn't pick those because they were right next to each other on the keyboard
Fanta: ((Anon delivered
??: ((wait seriously
Fanta: ((That was us
Fanta: ((Yeah we have a z
??: ((was that a b parody or something
??: ((or just some random person too lazy for a real name
Gaster: ((she was kind of his daughter?
Jeska or Jukon: (Why is jontron associated with UT at all?
Fanta: ((Laharl being too lazy for a real name
Fanta: ((Yazan
Fanta: ((That's from here
Fanta: ((We did that
Fanta: ((Me and B
??: ((wtf his daughter?
Gaster: ((back in the xyzzy days. that was us.
: ((Because we're not professional roleplayers, we're assholes))
Fanta: ((I'm gonna put it on /r/undertale
Jeska or Jukon: (Even the youtube shit
: ((nah we're good people))
: ((not really but we're semi-good people))
: ((good sinners))
??: ((again with the self-hatred
: ((pls))
Ant: (( 'Tis a jest ))
: ((it's a joaje))
Ant: (( don't make it feel worse than it has to ))
??: ((that's it
Ant: (( we're kinda using sinners as a term of endearment at this point ))
: ((don't joke about leaving again--))
??: ((im going to stop this one letter nonsense
: ((ok))
??: ((by ruthless parody
Fanta: ((I did it
Fanta: ((
Gaster: ((it's kind of already over, though
Fanta: ((Give me updoots so we can get to the front page
Ant: (( The one person who doesn't know B is gonna pardoy B. i can't wait ))
??: ((gonna make a character called c and he's going to be a shitty person
: ((<[removed]))
Gaster: ((b died in-character, i think.
??: ((oh
Fanta: ((We already have a character called c tho
??: ((darn
: ((slarv
: ((the post is removed))
Gaster: ((and b was kind of a shitty guy
??: ((WTF.
MettatonSEX: ((the character, not the rper
Fanta: ((The fuck no it's not
: ((C was a one-time thing))
Ant: (( B was a bit...abrasive? ))
: ((also on my screen it is slarv))
: ((all i see is [Removed]))
??: ((jeez has someone already had every character idea I have?
Fanta: ((I can see it fine
: ((well we've been here for like six months))
Ant: (( Also B(the cahracter) masacred a bunch of UT characters from another timeline in front of other versions of those characters ))
: ((yeah))
Fanta: ((It's not showing up in new tho
: ((it's hard to be original))
Fanta: ((Fucc
Fanta: ((Why not play the amalgoatmate
??: ((0-0))
Fanta: ((I did that once, it was fun
??: ((er
MettatonSEX: ((you can totally play an amalgamate
Gaster: ((We don't get a lot of papyruses and undynes.
: ((i've been apart of this since november))
??: ((maybe ill do the flowey seeing-eye at
Gaster: ((i find it takes a lot of mental energy to play them
: ((aka))
: ((when the first xyzzy games were made))
Gaster: ((Oooh, you could.
Fanta: ((I find papyrus and undyne boring
: ((also cool))
Ant: (( We've had that I think ))
MettatonSEX: ((you coukd
Fanta: ((I much prefer
??: ((that's at roast a little obscure r-
: ((Sauron Flowey))
Fanta: ((Giant moon robots
Ant: (( But you could do it ))
??: ((seriously ant
: ((also Ant no we didn't))
MettatonSEX: ((no we didnt ant
Gaster: ((i don't recall?
Ant: (( What was the flowey that was like attached to the frisk or something ))
??: ((maybe I'll be red from that fan game
Ant: (( I thought we did have it but I guess not ))
MettatonSEX: ((they were just attached together
Gaster: ((we've had red
: ((we've had red just go with the flowey idea))
??: ((gdi
??: ((can't RP two characters at once
Gaster: ((yes you so can
: ((you can))
MettatonSEX: ((you can if youre determined
Fanta: ((On saturday I'll be doing 5 at once
??: ((maybe you can
King Hyper: ((you
??: ((too lazy tho
❤ Frisk: ((can
Ant: (( I've done it. I'm technically doing it right now except no one is actually rping rn ))
: Yazan (AFK)'s connection timed out.
Hellaton: ((you can if you try
Glamor: [font=glamor]((trust me[/font]
Frisky: ((like you really can roleplay two people at once
Corsiva: you've just gotta believe in yourself
Fanta: ((Fabriel, Asuka, Asgore, Discord, and the Revenant all at once bby
??: ((anyone here seen OPM?
狐狸精: ((:)
Gaster: ((yes
: ((yes
Aos: drinks their milk
??: ((maybe I can be Saitama or Genoa or something
: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.
Ant: just strums their spacetime guitar
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Gaster: ((Genos would be cool.
: ((Aos: -chokes-))
Fanta: ((I should play bobobo-bo-bo-bobo sometime
Gaster: snuggles with his husbando
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
Ant: (( Chronos: "Yes. YES. Drink the milk." ))
??: ((and I'm assuming nobody's done it?
Fanta: snuggles her gote child
Fanta: ((Nah
MettatonSEX: cuddles his husband.
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] disconnected.
Gaster: ((nah
MettatonSEX: ((nobodys played genos
Fanta: ((If I could find a place to steal jojo episodes I'd watch it and play Dio
??: ((nah nvm
Fanta: ((WYRRRR
Ant: (( Crunchyroll is free bruh ))
??: ((still haven't seen the last couple of episodes
??: ((maybe there's some character development I don't know about
Gaster: ((oooh right
Fanta: ((crunchyroll is not free
Gaster: ((i marathoned OPM
??: ((actually I think I might go for now
Ant: (( well not if you don't wanna watch ads ))
MettatonSEX: ((wtf
: ((10/10
Ant: (( also this: ))
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Gaster: ((get yourself some adblock
Ant: (( happy pirating ))
: anonymous [??] disconnected.
: ((shit))
MettatonSEX: ((ok, cya
Gaster: ((... i hope anon comes back
MettatonSEX: ((please
: ((yeah))
Ant: (( welp. bye anon ))
: ((me too))
Fanta: ((welp
: ((i blame myself for being a crazy bastard in those final moments))
Gaster: ((They seem nice.
: ((#blameitallonfrisky))
Fanta: ((Yeah
Fanta: ((We should probably stop telling them stuff's been done before
Ant: (( There's no excuse now slarv. You must watch JoJo. But that also means I have no excuse for not watching JoJo... ))
: Alphys's connection timed out.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: ((heh heh heh
: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.
Fanta: ((the fuck is a stand
MettatonSEX: ((read the mango
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: ((stands show up in part three
: ((mangos are bland))
: ((mangas are awesome))
MettatonSEX: ((theyre named after songs or tarot cards
Fanta: ((I'll watch tomorrow
Fanta: ((For now...
Ant: (( Why those two oddly specific and very different things? ))
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Revenant [Revenant].
Revenant: snarls at Gaster
Ant: (( Slarv why are you a Leo DiCaprio movie? ))
: ((Gaster: excuse me, bitch?))
Gaster: jumps, somehow landing neatly in Mettaton's lap.
MettatonSEX: glares at Revenant.
Gaster: Jesus...
Revenant: hisses
MettatonSEX: holds his darling close.
Gaster: What's your deal, huh?
Aos: " that?"
: ((let's just hope Metta doesn't go NEO and fucking blows Revenant's legs off))
Revenant: well he's a disembodied zombified asriel head so
: ((then the bottom half of the face
: ((hole
MettatonSEX: is NEO already, but with a hand replacement for the cannon.
: ((ah
Revenant: isn't going anywhere, he's still with chara
MettatonSEX: has been NEO
: ((then let's hope Revenant doesn't fucking die))
Revenant: is kind of a severed head so he can't exactly move
Revenant: gnashes his teeth
Aos: "Is...that [i]another[/i] goat?"
Gaster: Yes.
Ant: "What was that, Hiro?"
Gaster: And it hates me for some reason.
: ((Aos kisses Revenant))
Revenant: growls
: ((true love))
Aos: "No shut up that's just a you and Alki thing"
: ((also, eh, i'm tired))
: ((gn
Ant: (( gn ))
MettatonSEX: raises one legy, a hole opening at the sole. "Don't hurt him."
Revenant: ((gn
MettatonSEX: ((gn
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Ant: (( I think I'm gonna go too ))
Gaster: peers at Revenant. "What's your issue with me, huh? I never laid a finger on you..."
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Revenant: rocks back and forth, angrily growling at him
Gaster: -Something clicks in Gaster's head.-
Ant: (( gn you sinners ))
Gaster: I might not have... but another me might have.
: Ant [Ant] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: Something clicks in Metta's boot, too. He's ready to fire if needed.
Revenant: ((Hmm
Revenant: ((There's a guy making a LISA mod and needs spriters for joy mutants
Revenant: ((But he only accepts skype applications
MettatonSEX: Darling, shall I fire?
Gaster: No.
Revenant: hisses
Gaster: It's not like he could jump after me.
MettatonSEX: slowly lowers his boot to the ground.
MettatonSEX: ...You never know here.
Gaster: Mmh. True.
Revenant: ((What do
Revenant: ((I don't like giving out my skype
Revenant: ((Fuckit, I just PMed him on tumblr
Revenant: ((I hate giving my skype to people
Revenant: keeps snarling
Gaster: looks at Revenant. "Who hurt you, huh?"
Revenant: stops, nuzzling back into chara
Gaster: ... Ah.
Gaster: I get it. You don't want to talk to me.
Revenant: makes a bizzare noise
Gaster: Huh, alright.
: Alphys's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: reverys
MettatonSEX: *rvrrrrrx
Gaster: ((are you okay
: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.
Gaster: blinks. "Darling, it's 1 am. We should get to bed."
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
Jeska or Jukon: (No dont go
Jeska or Jukon: ((Its too quiet
Gaster: ((i think mv passed out though
Jeska or Jukon: ((KO'D
Revenant: ((Imma get some sleep
Revenant: ((Getting ds3 tomorrow
Revenant: ((I need my energy to praise the sun
: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.
Jeska or Jukon: ((Ugh dark souls
Gaster: ((I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow... so I should probably go to bed
Jeska or Jukon: ((Alright good night
Gaster: ((goodnight
: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.
: DamnDude [DamnDude] joined chat.
Jeska or Jukon: (Oi dd
DamnDude: (( hey ))
DamnDude: (( I was just checking in one last time, can't sleep well ))
Jeska or Jukon: (Get some melatonin
DamnDude: (( here's the thing, I'm not tired enough to sleep, but I'm too tired to move. ))
Jeska or Jukon: (Hit your head really hard
DamnDude: (( no thanks ))
: Yazan (AFK)'s connection timed out.
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Jeska or Jukon: ((Hey and goodbye
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Jeska or Jukon: ((oi
: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.
Jeska or Jukon: ((not a single person yet? geez
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Jeska or Jukon: ((that doesnt count because you come and go so quick
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Jeska or Jukon: (oi
Jeska or Jukon: ((was new?
Jeska or Jukon: ((whats*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Not much))
Jeska or Jukon: ((fun fun
Jeska or Jukon: is lying in bed
Asriel_Dreemurr: is aswell, probably with Onna.
Jeska or Jukon: is still distraught. Kind of huddled up by herself
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Jeska or Jukon: ....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Jukon."
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over to her.
Jeska or Jukon: is sniffing
Jeska or Jukon: Asriel....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay, you know."
Jeska or Jukon: ....
Jeska or Jukon: ...this is my fault
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No it's not..."
Jeska or Jukon: I should have considered this would happe
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay..."
Jeska or Jukon: that it was a possiblty
Jeska or Jukon: and shouldn't haven't forced you to our relationship
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...It's really fine."
Jeska or Jukon: ...I;m scared
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't be..."
Jeska or Jukon: I was so frightened last night when you just walked out
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Honestly, it's okay. I'm not just gone leave you like that."
Jeska or Jukon: What.....what are we going to do?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Beats me."
Jeska or Jukon: cuddles into AD-
Jeska or Jukon: I need......I need something
Jeska or Jukon: I dunno
Jeska or Jukon: help? talk to someone?
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know, I don't know."
Jeska or Jukon: has tears rolling down her face
Jeska or Jukon: ....I don't know the first thing about being a mother
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well... To be fair were taking care of a kid right now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is hugging her.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] changed the topic to "Yes succ"
Jeska or Jukon: ((hahhahah what?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It was no succ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((So now it's yes succ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((whats succ?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((A meme))
Jeska or Jukon: ((nm, looked it up
Jeska or Jukon: ((should've figured that out by myself
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Zozzle))
Jeska or Jukon: ((my meme database is outdated. last update was 2008
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god))
Jeska or Jukon: ((I still say, 'Stop all the downloadin
Jeska or Jukon: I wanna talk to Toriel
Jeska or Jukon: but....that doesn't seem like a good idea
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can, I'm sure she'll help."
Jeska or Jukon: won't she be mad?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe?"
Jeska or Jukon: what else can I do?
Jeska or Jukon: she a doctor?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I have no idea, Jukon."
Jeska or Jukon: are there other options?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Opposed to what?"
Jeska or Jukon: I dunno..... what are there?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do you want other options to?"
Jeska or Jukon: I don't know AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There is always adoption."
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Jeska or Jukon: What?
Jeska or Jukon: I'm not looking for more kids. I.....I already have one
Jeska or Jukon: and....soon it''ll be two
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I meant put them up for adoption, Jukon..."
Jeska or Jukon: I....-freezes up after hearing that-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I assume that's a no."
Jeska or Jukon: that would be wrong
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know..."
Jeska or Jukon: it would as if we were Onna's parents
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Onnas parents died and so did she."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She was never put up for adoption."
Jeska or Jukon: shit, sorry I thought....
Jeska or Jukon: I can't think straight right now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "it's alright."
Jeska or Jukon: looks at AD, "what.....what do you think of this
Jeska or Jukon: what do you want?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wasn't really prepared for any of this."
Jeska or Jukon: I'm sorry
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nonono, it's not your fault."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was just saying."
Jeska or Jukon: I don't want to lose you
Jeska or Jukon: not for this
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You won't."
Jeska or Jukon: hugs AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs back.
Jeska or Jukon: I miss the days were you and I just lied on a couch
Jeska or Jukon: silting our hair
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
: Kalyke [Kalyke] joined chat.
Jeska or Jukon: ((whose dat?
: Kalyke [Kalyke] is now Myth [Kalyke].
Jeska or Jukon: ((oh yea
Jeska or Jukon: ((not much happening, I'm afraid
Kalyke: (( yeah
Jeska or Jukon: (I'm actually going to bed
: Myth's connection timed out.
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] disconnected.
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
Revenant: is still pretty pissed about something
: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] disconnected.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
Female Asriel: she looks over to the head, "what has got you so riled up?"
Female Asriel: she keeps petting the smol gote child, keeping an eye on the head
: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Azalea: -She is awake now, but not planning on getting up yet.-
Hywel: -He's waiting at the bar, sitting on the couch, like he usually does.-
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
: Revenant [Revenant] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: Fanta [Fanta] changed the topic to "succ is dead"
: Fanta's connection timed out.
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Barchar: (i walk a lonely road)
Barchar: (the only one that I have ever known)
Barchar: (i don't know where it goes)
Barchar: (nor do I know the next part of this song)
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] joined chat.
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Nance: ((Na nah, na nah, na nah, naaaah nah))
Barchar: (hi nancy)
Nance: ((Heya))
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Fanta: ((Am back now
Fanta: is still petting smol gote
Barchar: is chillin
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Revenant [Revenant].
Revenant: is growling at grillby
Barchar: is very confused as to why. "What is your problem, asriel?"
Revenant: "Badddd.."
Barchar: "Grillby is fine. He just runs this place. He hasn't done anything to you."
Revenant: hisses at him
Revenant: seems to have a reddish glow in his eyes
Barchar: "Do you have some grudge against people from this dimension that aren't part of your family?"
Fabriel: he wanders in through the anydoor, saying hi to barchar and just kinda staring at the head
Fabriel: "How did one of those get in hete
Revenant: *here"
Barchar: "One of what?"
Fabriel: "That's a revenant, or.. a head at least"
Barchar: "He just showed up. Discord tore his head off."
Fabriel: "I've seen a few around, they just kinda show up and shamble around, spooking people"
Fabriel: "Weird.."
Barchar: "Yeah, that's pretty much what happened here. But he's pretty alright, if occasionally bitey."
Revenant: hisses at him
Fabriel: "Doesn't seem very friendly..."
Barchar: "Not to everybody."
Barchar: "He only really likes me touching him. And everyone else, he's ambivalent to hostile towards."
Fabriel: "I don't have much experience with them"
Barchar: "Seems really unhappy about most natives. Might be why he's so angry at you, though I guess you're not REALLY native. But youve been here for most of your life, anyway."
Fabriel: He glares the revenant in the eye, the revenant stops growling at him, sinking down a bit and whimpering
Barchar: "Aww. Poor guy." she smiles slightly, still hugging the zombie head.
Revenant: doesn't look happy, whimpering and staring at fabriel
Fabriel: he reaches out and rubs its head, it doesn't move, letting him
Barchar: "He's not going to hurt you, asriel. He's not Discord."
Fabriel: His eyes flash red for a brief second, the revenant is calmed
Barchar: who's eyes?
Revenant: fabbys
Barchar: "....the heck was that?"
Fabriel: "Hm?"
Barchar: "Your eyes went all..." she mimics the flash.
Barchar: Yay for being able to turn your eyes red
Nance: ((Be warned, I'm gonna drop a doozy of a párrafo.
Barchar: (a what)
Fabriel: He shrugs, "dunno"
Nance: ((paragraph
Revenant: ((Fancy
Nance: ((Párrafo is Spanish for paragraph))
The Forgotten: ~It's about time I returned. Or... Well. Perhaps not. I've been here before. Or have I? My own memories are dodgy. There isn't much I can feel. I, a wandering corpse with no name. Perhaps not a corpse. I seemed lively enough, perhaps youthful. Perhaps not. The only certainty I knew was that I had a bow. No arrows, just a longbow. I don't even remember if I know how to use it. Anyways. My presence in the bar should either come as a surprise to someone, or a surprise to nobody. Even my memories of what I look like are gone. I seemed... Vague, unassuming. Perhaps for the best, perhaps not. But the bow still exists. Only time will tell what I really look like. But I exist here. I exist now. Do I? Do I truly exist yet? There are so many questions, but so few answers to answer them with. I... I have arrived, awkwardly standing in the doorway. Maybe not awkwardly. I will likely never find out.~
Barchar: (ah)
Barchar: (uh okay)
Revenant: ((Does it look like a corpse?
Barchar: looks at the weird newcomer. "Uh...yo."
Nance: ((It looks alive.
Revenant: stares at him
Nance: ((But until it finds out what it looks like, it looks vague, unassuming.))
Fabriel: He glances at the new guy, "Howdy there"
Barchar: "You, doin' alright there, Hun?" she thinks. "Or whatever gender you are or are not?"
Revenant: resumes staring at fabriel, whimpering
Fabriel: He leaves sometime idunno imma try switching with azzy again then play dank souls
: Revenant's connection timed out.
Barchar: "...
The Forgotten: ~I looked around. I searched for a voice. For a while, I couldn't find one. The greetings kept piling on. The stares began to fill my eyes. My... My YELLOW eyes. I had yellow eyes. I knew that much. Still, without any voice to speak of, I just waved. Meekly. This wave was meek, afraid. Scared. At least for this point in time. My fear subsided. The bow... I held on to the bow's string, that was around my chest. I thought. I didn't find my voice yet. My face contorted a little, but it evened out soon enough. It was a child's face, perhaps around the age of thirteen, freckles dotting the cheekbones and across. However, it did not lead one way or the other in terms of gender. The rest of me was... Cloaked. Cloaked in a shroud that was difficult to pierce. I still did not speak, but I found some solace in focusing on the one who focused greatly upon me.~
Barchar: "...uh, that's...
Barchar: (can we see the forming of their form?)
Barchar: (...for lack of a better term)
Nance: ((Yes. Before they were a vague figure appearing. Now their face is quite clearly distinct.))
Barchar: "Are you, like, building as we go? Shapeshifter? Something else?"
Barchar: "I mean, I understand it, Im kinda planning on doing that."
The Forgotten: ~Finally. Finally I had found my voice. It took me a good while, but I found it. I finally spoke. "...I... Don't remember." I seemed a bit crestfallen. The first words out of my mouth were to tell everyone else that I was amnesiac. "...I think I've forgotten..."~
Barchar: "...oh." she says sympathetically. "I know the feeling."
Barchar: "I was actually a lot like you, once. I mean, I guess the lack of memory and vague form were two separate times."
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Hywel: -He's relaxing today, he did a lot yesterday he feels that he deserves to relax.-
The Forgotten: ~I looked at the other, speaking to me. Was she like me? I couldn't remember a single thing. I couldn't remember my name for the life of me. I couldn't remember what I looked like: only my face. My face and my bow. The rest of me was as vague as my name. "...I thank you. Do... You have any insight?"~
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Barchar: "I don't know. I doubt you're in my situation. If you were, then asriel wouldn't have been able to see you."
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Barchar: "All I can say is keep going, really. It's going to such, but eventually things sort out."
Barchar: "I should probably introduce myself. My name is barchar. Do you remember yours? C
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
The Forgotten: ~I couldn't remember my name if it would save my life. Did I even have a life anymore? Did I have a life in the first place? I didn't know. "...No. I can't say I do. I've... Forgotten." I opted to try to emote. A smile? Could I manage? Perhaps. I had a face, after all... But did I have a mind? A body? A soul? Nothing came through on my face. "Still, it is nice to meet you, barchar."~
Barchar: "That's fine. If it doesn't come to you, we'll probably give you one."
Barchar: sits up, putting revenant next to her and closing up the hole in her chest. "I'm glad you're here. There's not many other places where someone like you could get any kind of relatable help."
The Forgotten: ~I looked at Barchar. A name... It'd be something to hold on to, for sure. Something to keep myself here, instead of... Nowhere. "I suppose so. It's better than not knowing if I exist or not... Even then, I'm still not sure if I do, or if I have." The hole in Barchar's chest didn't phase me. For all I knew, that was normal. "I guess I will have to wait and find out."~
Barchar: "I guess." she thinks for a second. "It wouldn't be 'frisk' or something of the sort, would it?" 13 year old, difficult to gender? Seemed about right.
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
Barchar: (oi)
Jeska or Jukon: (0oi
The Forgotten: ~That name did not have any sort of ring to me. I shook my head solemnly. "...Of all the names it could be, that's not it. Whatever I am, I'm pretty sure it isn't 'Frisk'." I was merely hard to gender because I didn't know what gender I was. I didn't even know what my body looked like.~
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.
Barchar: "Well, it was just a guess. She hmmed, trying to think of a nickname.
: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.
: Bionic_Dog [] joined chat.
: ((heya
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
Barchar: (hio bio)
The Forgotten: ~I waited patiently. I was sure that whatever Barchar came up with would be at least halfway decent, not like what I could come up with. Again, I wasn't sure if I even had a mind.~
: Bionic_Dog [] is now Mi [Mi].
Jeska or Jukon: enters the bar
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-A rather young-looking girl in a disheveled outfit with slightly messy long brown hair and brown cat ears comes into the bar... ...By pushing a little cardboard box on wheels along with a broom. She yawns in a cute fashion.-[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]*yawn* Heeyyy, everyooone...[/font]
Barchar: "...Hello, then."
The Forgotten: ~"...Hello."~
Barchar: (this would be sloth, I assume.)
Mi: ((yep))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-On the box, "adopt me pls" is written.-[/font]
Mi: ((Also, Mi is short for Atsugami))
Jeska or Jukon: ((We got the 7 deadly sins or somethimg
Mi: ((Yep
Barchar: (ten actually, lust is split into three iirc)
Mi: ((Yeah))
Barchar: (or I guess thatd be 9)
Mi: ((Laika = sexual lust, Aka = bloodlust, and Potentia = lust for power))
Jeska or Jukon: sits on the couch
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]*yawns* How're ya'll doin'~?[/font]
Barchar: looks over at jukon. "You okay, Jukon?"
Jeska or Jukon:
Jeska or Jukon: lies down
Barchar: "Look, I'm sorry about how I delivered the news. And not helping you as much as I should have afterward."
Barchar: "I know this has to be stressful, and confusing, and...i guess all I can say is sorry, I'll help as much as I can if you ask."
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-She looks [i]really[/i] comfortable in the box.-[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: looks at the new person
Mi: looks back.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Hiya...[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: ....hey
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]*yawn* Y-Y'know...[/font]
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
: ((hi))
Jeska or Jukon: Yeah thanks BC
Jeska or Jukon: (Oi
: ((i'm actually going to be not busy this weekend))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-have ya ever met some'n by the name of... Uhh... Whawuzzit...[/font]
: ((so, that's good))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Uy
Barchar: (*thumbs up*)
Jeska or Jukon: ((Yup
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-a look of sudden realization crosses her face- O-oh! Yeah! I-i-it was... Um... Sans![/font]
Jeska or Jukon: No
Mi: ((heya
Barchar: "A couple, actually. Why?"
: ((Mi: Y-yeah! Sans was the l-lyncher!))
The Forgotten: ~I seemed to be forgotten amongst all this activity. It wasn't as though I minded, though. I learned what my face looked like and had a voice now. It would have to do for now.~
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-looks to BC- Ah live off a' people bein' lazy...[/font]
: ((so now i'm on the drawing board once more))
Mi: yawns in a cute fashion.
Barchar: "...oh?"
Barchar: "Youd like AD, then." she said, jokingly.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-smiles softly- Ahh...[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: would have made a joke but...well yeah
: ((Is Mi the anon from yesterday night?))
Mi: rolls to the bar, and little legs extend to elevate her to the bar.
: ((Or somebody else?))
Barchar: (no, she's bio)
: ((k
Mi: ((not last night though))
: ((I wanted to make sure))
Barchar: (^)
: ((so i don't have anything to roleplay now))
: ((buuuuttt))
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Fionn].
Fionn: ((that's why
Fionn: ((i make
Fionn: ((fucking
Fionn: ((backup
Fionn: ((characters
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-yawns- H-hey, bartender...[/font]
Fionn: ((like, seriously))
Fionn: ((i have like))
Fionn: ((four backup characters))
Fionn: ((why did i not think of this shit))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-smirks- G-gimme a beer... Cold, I guess...[/font]
Mi: ((While I was gone I learned how to mod a game))
Fionn: ((Mi: Oh! And a beer, too..))
Fionn: ((Cool.))
Fionn: ((Mi: Bee beer.))
Fionn: ((Mi: Not the cold beer.))
Mi: ((I have some videos of what I modded in))
Barchar: (Mi wants a cold one)
Mi: (([url=]It's this game btw[/url]))
Barchar: (for a one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all )
Fionn: ((Cold and bee beer))
Fionn: ((noice))
Jeska or Jukon: Hey BC
Mi: ((I mostly modded in really overpowered weapons))
Barchar: "Yeah? C
Mi: ((Like a bow that shoots 150 arrows at once and somehow doesn't lag the game))
Fionn: ((Jukon: wanna fuuuuu-- .. er, want to join me to go see hopper? BC: who's hopper Jukon: ... oh. hopper is my imaginary friend))
Fionn: ((Jukon: he is my imaginary sex slave))
Fionn: ((BC: oh))
Mi: ((And a sword that is four times the length of its weilder))
Fionn: ((BC: why))
Mi: ((*wielder
Fionn: ((
Mi: ((I'm gonna make something new))
Jeska or Jukon: I could use a hug
Mi: ((An arrow that accelerates after you fire it))
Barchar: smiles, walking over and doing so. "Uh, sorry if it's weird. I'm not used to doing it with people without fur."
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-smirks, and opens the first one and fucking chugs it. She seems fine.-[/font]
Fionn: ((
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-heheheheh... haHAHahahahahaaaa....[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: leans into it
Barchar: random capitalization doesn't sound like fine, friendo
Fionn: ((i feel like i just ruined the feels))
Jeska or Jukon: I dont know what to do
Mi: rolls around the bar. She seems happy.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Hee hee...[/font]
Barchar: "I understand. But what you need to do is just keep living. Things work out eventually."
Mi: crashes into a table, bumping it slightly.
Barchar: "Of course, you're going to need help. But I'm sure everyone in here is going to be more than willing to do so."
Jeska or Jukon: ..yeah
: Frisky Whiskington [Fionn] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Mi: rolls to a couch, and promptly flops over on it.
Barchar: there's only the one infinicouch
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.
Barchar: with a spatial anomaly that somehow makes this couch infinite and still only take up a few feet of space within the bar
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Mi: actually seems kinda lonely...
Jeska or Jukon: isnt much in the mood for talk
Barchar: can only help one person at once goddammit
Mi: ((I'm gonna do some modding))
Mi: falls asleep.
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].
Jeska or Jukon: ((Brb help mi
Hyper: ((ok))
Hyper: ((rip))
: DamnDude [DamnDude] joined chat.
Mi: ((heya
Hyper: ((hi dd))
Hyper: ((i'm not going to be real busy this weekend))
Hyper: ((just so you know if you heard my speech yesterday night))
DamnDude: (( greetings ))
Hyper: ((or was that the day before yesterday))
Hyper: ((oh well))
DamnDude: (( Wait, which speech? ))
Hyper: ((not a literal fucking speech))
Hyper: ((it was a paragraph about how i was real busy recently and that's why i was gone))
DamnDude: (( Wait the reddit post ))
Hyper: ((eh))
Hyper: ((no))
Hyper: ((that was saying that i'm not going anywhere)))
Hyper: ((i said stuff in the actual chat))
DamnDude: (( oh ))
DamnDude: (( I might have missed it then, but I'll check it out ))
Hyper: ((by the way did people even reply to that post))
Hyper: ((i'm too lazy to check))
DamnDude: (( Chime did, that's it ))
Hyper: ((ah, ok))
: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( OK I found one paragraph, but that's you copying a song into chat. ))
Hyper: ((that's when the anon left))
Hyper: ((keep on going))
Mi: ((heya
: Gaster [Gaster] joined chat.
Hyper: ((hello chime))
DamnDude: (( I found it, it was the day before anon ))
Gaster: ((Hi there
Hyper: ((i won't be too busy this weekend))
Mi: ((heya
Gaster: ((That's wonderful!
Hyper: ((Thanks.))
Mi: ((stray catgirl is in the bar, sleeping
Hyper: ((It's wonderful for me, too. Holy shit it's a relief to have a break.))
Mi: suddenly awakens!
Gaster: ((To think, next week i'll have finals...
Hyper: ((Gee.))
Hyper: ((I hope you do good on them.))
DamnDude: (( I still am two weeks away from finals. ))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-huh!? Wh-where-- Oh.[/font]
Gaster: ((Yeah. Hopefully I won't be braindead
Mi: ((I hope so too.))
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
DamnDude: (( ....Actually almost exactly two weeks, minus a few hours from my first finals. ))
Hyper: ((I can't wait until Summer))
Gaster: ((i only have six pills left in my perscription
Barchar: (same, frisky)
Hyper: ((ah
Gaster: ((:D
Gaster: ((this is fine, i'm fine
Hyper: ((Alright.))
Hyper: ((the reason why i wasn't on was all that fucking work that week made me worry))
Hyper: ((a lot))
Hyper: ((so i just decided to go on a working spree))
Hyper: ((and i still have another project to do next week))
Hyper: ((but i'm not as busy))
Hyper: ((basically i was a bit stressed and that happens sometimes, so i'm fine))
Gaster: ((alright
Mi: flops over into her little box.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]. . .[/font]
Mi: sighs.
DamnDude: (( If I start going into full lurking mode and I stop talking, that's because I have a paper due to in 4.5 hours. ))
Gaster: ((CRUD
Hyper: ((alright))
Hyper: ((YEAH
DamnDude: (( I'll do it in a few minutes, I just wanted to talk to you guys because I got back from Captain America. ))
Gaster: ((Was it good?
DamnDude: (( Yes. ))
Hyper: ((Cool.))
Jeska or Jukon: ((I saw it too good movie
DamnDude: (( ...I just realized something ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Far better than batman v supes
DamnDude: (( This is a research report, and I don't have the book nearby ))
Gaster: ((riiiip
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky Whiskington [Fionn].
: Frisky Whiskington [Fionn] is now Frisky Whiskington [Ghostbusters].
: Frisky Whiskington [Ghostbusters] is now Frisky Whiskington [Fopdoodle].
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fianchetto [Fianchetto].
: Frisky Whiskington [Fopdoodle] is now Frisky Whiskington [pedalo].
DamnDude: (( Also I'm glad I didn't see BvS, I almost did but I read one review. ))
DamnDude: (( And then it sounded fucking stupid, so I read another ))
: Frisky Whiskington [pedalo] is now Frisky Whiskington [Micheal Bay].
Jeska or Jukon: ((It. SUCKED
DamnDude: (( And it went into a chain of reading reviews ))
: Frisky Whiskington [Micheal Bay] is now Frisky Whiskington [FUCKING MICHIGA].
Jeska or Jukon: ((Aslo batman kills now
DamnDude: (( ye ))
: Frisky Whiskington [FUCKING MICHIGA] is now Frisky Whiskington [Bill Crawfishby].
DamnDude: (( "You're a terrible person because you kill!" "You just ran over like 5 people" "That does not change the point" ))
: Frisky Whiskington [Bill Crawfishby] is now Frisky Whiskington [Chicken Cooker].
Mi: looks sort of lonely.
Jeska or Jukon: What are you moanin about
: Frisky Whiskington [Chicken Cooker] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].
Hyper: ((Mi: A-ah~.. Jukon: Uh))
Fianchetto: walks into the bar, and takes a seat.
Mi: looks to Jukon.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...Ah don't got any freinds...[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]A-ah'm kinda lonely...[/font]
Hyper: ((Jukon: I can see why))
Jeska or Jukon: Get some
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]B-but I'll explain that stuff later.[/font]
Hyper: ((Jukon: Nobody likes country music))
Hyper: ((Jukon: And nobody likes farmers))
Hyper: ((Mi: -sobs-))
Mi: ((She's just really lazy.
Barchar: (i like southern accents)
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon: and I dont like you
Hyper: ((Hyper: -walks in- Do you like me? Jukon: oh bby of course))
Fianchetto: stares straight forward, at the space beside Grillby's head. "I'd like a baja blast, please."
Hyper: ((I imagine Fianchetto with this average Italian mobster voice))
Mi: ((Mi is actually short for Atsugami
Fianchetto: ((She's a pastel goth demon, but that's a hilarious vision
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
Mi: (([url=]This is what happens if you somehow piss Atsugami off[/url]))
Hyper: ((Then an Italian pastel goth demon!))
Hyper: ((Makes perfect sense.))
Revenant: ((Ayy
Revenant: ((
Mi: ((ayy
Mi: ((sloth is here
Barchar: (hi slarv)
Hyper: ((hi slarv))
Mi: ((heya
Fianchetto: ((hi slarv
Jeska or Jukon: mutters to herself, "great day for new people
Barchar: put revenant on the couch, she's with jeska rn
Mi: is sloth.
Mi: cowers in her box.
Jeska or Jukon: lies down again
Revenant: ((Just got a job workin on a LISA mod yay
Revenant: ((I make joy mutants
DamnDude: (( So... I might have lost the book I was supposed to be reporting on ))
Fianchetto: ((for all our joy mutant needs - OH NO
Hyper: * He steps through the Anydoor, and trips on his robe. He falls facefirst onto the arm of a wooden chair. "Oowww.."
Hyper: ((OH NO))
Jeska or Jukon: ...hyypeer?
DamnDude: (( I've searched the house singing the work fuck to the tune of ghost fight. ))
Hyper: * He gets back up, rubbing his snout. It was a bright red. "Yes?"
Barchar: "Oh, hi, hyper."
Mi: rolls over to him.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heya...[/font]
Hyper: "Hello new person, hello 666 B.C., and hello Jukon!"
Hyper: ((get it))
Fianchetto: 's pointed ears wiggle a little. Her tail twitches - on closer inspection, it's an electrical plug.
Barchar: "Uh, wow, thanks?"
Jeska or Jukon: How are you?
Hyper: ((Fianchetto plugs herself into the wall))
: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.
Hyper: "It's a joke, Chara."
Hyper: * He looks to Jukon. "I've been doing fine, how are you?"
Jeska or Jukon: ((Bc: its BCE for times asshat
Hyper: ((Hyper: My parents believed in Jesus Christ))
Jeska or Jukon: Im.....doing okay
Hyper: ((BC: It's Chara, jackass))
Barchar: "I mean first if all its BCE"
Barchar: "Second of all I prefer Barchar now but it's cool I don't think you knew
Barchar: "Third if all, was the 666 really necessary? C
Hyper: * He looks back at BC. "Ever heard of the Gregorian calender? Also, alright, Barchar."
Hyper: "Also, the 666 was necessary for the joke."
Hyper: * He looks back at Jukon. "Ah."
Hyper: "I hope you feel better."
Hyper: "Is there anything I can do to help you feel good?"
Jeska or Jukon: A hug?
Hyper: "Most certainly."
Hyper: * He looks down at Mi. "I'll meet you later."
Hyper: * He then walks over to Jukon, noticably a bit more carefully now, and gives her a hug.
Hyper: * That robe is as soft as you would expect.
Mi: seems to get energy off of Hyper putting that off.
Hyper: ((Mi gets turned off of Hyper putting that off.))
Jeska or Jukon: hugs back but its more of a hug of fear than care
Hyper: "What's wrong?"
Hyper: ((Jukon: ..AD ate a butterfly and died..))
Barchar: "She's, uh...gonna have a familial addition in a few months."
Hyper: "Oh?"
Jeska or Jukon: ...yeaj
Barchar: "Come on, hyper, two plus two."
Jeska or Jukon: Whatever the fuck BC said
Hyper: "Are you pregnant?"
Barchar: "Yes, good job, x = baby
Jeska or Jukon: ....yes
Hyper: ((Hyper: About time.))
: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.
Hyper: "..ah."
Hyper: "You're going to have a whole new responsibility, a pretty big one, too."
Revenant: is hissing at jukon
DamnDude: (( Book Located ))
Revenant: ((Eee im so excited
Hyper: * He looks to Revenant.
Hyper: "Shut your mouth."
Fianchetto: ((Congrats DD!
Hyper: * He looks back at Jukon.
Revenant: stops
Revenant: forgot he wasnt aggro anymore woopa
Barchar: "Wow, that worked."
Fianchetto: ((woopa
Revenant: ((Woopa
Hyper: "Don't be scared."
DamnDude: (( Woop-AH ))
Jeska or Jukon: ....I am
Fianchetto: ((woo pa👌
Jeska or Jukon: I dont know what to do
Hyper: "Remember when you said that if my parents were gone, you would of taken care of me?"
Hyper: "Right before I left for a while?"
Revenant: ((I'm the official joy mutant guy
Hyper: ((yep
Jeska or Jukon: Yeah?
Hyper: "You would be a great mother."
Hyper: "Don't worry about it."
Hyper: "You'll do just fine."
Jeska or Jukon: smiles a bit
Barchar: (Barchar: "That's just a blatant lie")
: Revenant [Revenant] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Barchar: "Yeah! You two seem to be doing great with Onna! I'm sure you can handle another."
Fanta: awakens on the couch, a smol gote in her lap
Fanta: ((Gtg soon but oh well
Jeska or Jukon: Hey fanta
Fanta: Howdy, Jukon
Jeska or Jukon: Whose the kid?
Hyper: * He lets go.
Fanta: Azalea, hywel's sister
Jeska or Jukon: she didnt
Fanta: She's sweet
Hyper: * Then he didn't.
Jeska or Jukon: Oh I knew that
Fanta: ((Yep brb 30 minutes
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Fianchetto: suddenly realizes something.
Hyper: ((Fianchetto: I have a buttplug))
Jeska or Jukon: ((No one likes him?
Fianchetto: ((Fianchetto's a she, and rude.
Fianchetto: "I know nobody here."
Jeska or Jukon: ((Opps my bad
Jeska or Jukon: ((Nobody likes her?
Hyper: "If I remained a child, I would allow you to be my mother."
Hyper: "After all, you made me.. me again."
Fianchetto: ((she's kind of... not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree
Hyper: "Partially."
Hyper: "You did most of the work."
Jeska or Jukon: Thanks hyper
Hyper: * He gives a small smile.
Hyper: "No problem."
Mi: ((Neiter is Mi.))
Hyper: "Don't worry about a thing."
Mi: looks to Fianchetto.
Fianchetto: ((but there's another reason people tend to avoid fianchetto
Hyper: "If you need to talk to me, don't hesitate to talk to me."
Mi: ((what is it))
Fianchetto: ((her lack of eyes is very off-putting, for one thing.
Barchar: has seen worse
Jeska or Jukon: Theres a few things Im worried about
Hyper: ((speaking of eyes i had a dream recently where i ripped out one of my eyeballs when it was hanging out of my eyesocket))
Hyper: ((ech))
Fianchetto: ((the second reason is that she tends to steal eyes
Mi: ((Mi has probably seen worse. I mean, Nicholas has a [i]gaping black void[/i] for a face))
Barchar: (okay that's weird)
Hyper: "Mm?"
Mi: wheels to Hyper.
Jeska or Jukon: ((Sounds like his personality
Jeska or Jukon: ((Zing!
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Fianchetto: ((home
Mi: is a smol stray catgirl with long brown hair and disheveled clothes. She moves by rolling around in a cardboard box with wheels.
Mi: ((heya
Hyper: * He's still talking to Jukon thooouuuughhhhh
Fanta: ((Back for a few seconds
Fanta: is sitting
Jeska or Jukon: finally lets go
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Hyper: * He lets go as well!
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Hyper: "I hope you overcome those worries, then."
Hyper: "I know you can."
Jeska or Jukon: Yeah
Mi: waits. She is a master at waiting, procrastinating, and generally being lazy.
Fanta: keeps petting her smol child
Jeska or Jukon: (Go. Go to her you fool
Mi: ((brb
Fanta: is best goatmom here
Jeska or Jukon: (Fuck
Hyper: ((WOW RIP))
Fanta: ((U succ
Hyper: * are they still hugging or nah
Hyper: * since like
Bondertale: first of all I see your sarcasm second of all fraid not lol
Hyper: * bio brbed
Bondertale: but she can be I guess
Jeska or Jukon: (Ytoriel walks in,"fuck you Fanta!
Fanta: lol btale
Fanta: my kids are alive
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Bondertale: haha fuk u
Jeska or Jukon: (((OOOOHHHHHH
Jeska or Jukon: nah
Hyper: * aight
Hyper: "I hope things go well for you."
Hyper: "Isn't that what I always hope?"
Hyper: * He snickers.
Jeska or Jukon: Theres so mamy things going on right now
Hyper: * He nods.
Hyper: "I understand."
Jeska or Jukon: The bounties, WDG
Jeska or Jukon: Discord
Barchar: "Fucking WDG..." she mutters
Jeska or Jukon: Of all times to get knocked up
Hyper: * He looks to Barchar. "I didn't know you were into that guy."
Hyper: * He fingerguns.
Hyper: * He then looks back at Jukon.
Hyper: "It will be fine."
Hyper: "You're a tough fish lady."
Barchar: gives hyper a dry expression
Jeska or Jukon: I cant, or shouldnt really fight now
Jeska or Jukon: But some fuck nugget is after me
Hyper: "Good choice."
Hyper: "..ah."
: Mi's connection timed out.
Fianchetto: ((OH SHIT
Fianchetto: ((brb
: Mi [Mi] joined chat.
Jeska or Jukon: ((GO YOU FOOL
Hyper: "I'm sure that AD can help you. Or somebody else."
Barchar: "Some dumbass not mettaton that wants us all dead."
Barchar: "they put a hit out on me. Isn't that just fucking priceless?"
Hyper: "..hits?"
Hyper: "Yeesh."
Barchar: "Not the hit. The hit was 500,000 gold."
Hyper: "Jukon, if you ever need somebody to talk to or somebody that can and will help you, you can talk to me."
Hyper: "Just know that."
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] disconnected.
Jeska or Jukon: thanks hyper
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] joined chat.
Hyper: ((Hyper in a nutshell
Fianchetto: runs her finger around the rim of her glass. It'd be classy if it weren't a cup of baja blast. [i]Sounds like they're going through a lot... and have been through a lot,[/i] she thinks.
Hyper: "You're welcome."
Barchar: u r welcome u practically immortal fuck
Mi: perks up
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-Huh!?[/font]
Barchar: if it weren't for her your soul would have split into two ages ago
Hyper: ((Fianchetto then remembers that she forgot to feed the hellhounds))
Fianchetto: ((she would
Jeska or Jukon: ((brb shower
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Wh-who wants wh-who dead...!?[/font]
Hyper: * He looks to Mi. "Somebody."
Fianchetto: freezes. "N-not me!"
Hyper: "Wants all of the important people here dead."
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Hyper: "Not that I'm saying you're not important."
Mi: 's box becomes a fucking [i]cardboard mech[/i].
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]"AUTOPILOT ENGAGED."[/font]
Hyper: "..ah."
Barchar: "His names Discord. He's a robot."
Fianchetto: pauses. "What in the fuck just happened?"
Barchar: "Okay wait no he's not here
Jeska or Jukon: ((A super fighting robot
Mi: ((the magic of cardboard and duct tape))
Fianchetto: Why did more cardboard show up?
Mi: looks over.
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] disconnected.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]N-not juuust cardboard! Duct tape *yawn* too~![/font]
Fanta: ((Is now the time for jukie's bounty?
Fanta: ((Im not at home, so i cant do stats
Jeska or Jukon: ((the mech tries to move or fire and falls apart because cardboard and duct tape can't support weight or pressure from firearms
Hyper: "Err."
Jeska or Jukon: ((it'd be the best time Slarv, cuz I'm going into town today
Jeska or Jukon: ((I have like a 40 minute bus ride, but after that I'll be walking around and I suck using my phone
Hyper: ((I just realized))
Fianchetto: points her finger accusingly. "Are you making fun of the fact I can't see?"
Fanta: ((K
Hyper: ((Asgore has Aqua Man's trident))
Fanta: is sleep
Fanta: ((Regular fighting rp time... yaaaaay...
YoungKingAsgore: (has both a trident and a sword
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]N-Nooo! I-I wouldn't![/font]
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Fiting toime [].
: The tv comes on
Jeska or Jukon: ((lol Fiting totime
Hyper: * He looks up at the TV.
Hyper: "Uh."
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] disconnected.
Jeska or Jukon: goddamn it (ross)
Mi: looks to the TV.
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] joined chat.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...[/font]
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
Fianchetto: perks up. "Ah, what are we watching?"
: It's discord "howdeeeeee, everyone!"
Hyper: "..what."
Hyper: "That's my line."
: "Today we have a super secret fighter"
Mi: looks to the tv.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I-is this the, the... someone...?[/font]
Hyper: "..oh dear."
Fianchetto: Is that that pony show?
Mi: looks to her.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Nope.[/font]
: "Originally sent to someone else, they've decided to take on all of our friends!"
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] disconnected.
Fianchetto: Oh, okay.
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] joined chat.
Jeska or Jukon: ((we can improv the battle thing
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I never really liked that...[/font]
: ((This one is the one thats specifically not stat based
Jeska or Jukon: ((yep
: ((Mind if i punch jukon in the gut
Jeska or Jukon: ((You can
: ((Sweet
Jeska or Jukon: (you can;t*
Hyper: ((that could kill the baby))
: ((Fucj
: ((You played me like a fiddle
Jeska or Jukon: (Pyscho mantis?
: ((It didn't have to kill, just scare the fuck outta her
Hyper: ((It's possible to kill the baby that way))
Hyper: ((like seriously))
: ((I know, but it doesnt have to
Jeska or Jukon: ((eh not feeling it
: ((-shrugs- fine but i am doing this
: A shirtless man comes out of nowhere, behind hyper "I am the master of trickery and surprise, Scott Lawson"
: He kicks Hyper right in the goat balls
: And you just got kicked in the groin
Hyper: * It goes right through.
: He said that
Hyper: "Ow."
Jeska or Jukon: turns around, pulls out her Magnum Caster and fires it point blank at Scott Lawson
Fianchetto: jumps. "Oh, hey, that's a dick move!"
: "..."
Hyper: "That hurt so much."
Hyper: "Did you forget that my soul is all the way back in my timeline, jackass?"
: He's hit, rip
Mi: turns to him, and somehow doesn't put off firing a strip of duct tape at him.
Hyper: "Oh, wait, you didn't know."
Hyper: "Still hurts."
Hyper: * He turns around.
Mi: ((him as in scott lawson
: ((This would have worked better if hyper wasnt the only fucking male in the bar
Jeska or Jukon: ((am I supposed to know who Scoot Lawson is?
Hyper: * He winces.
: ((Nah
: ((Hes from lisa
Hyper: "Don't try to hurt anybody, okay?"
Jeska or Jukon: reloads the caster
: He dead now
Jeska or Jukon: he asked for it
Hyper: "Ah."
Hyper: "Well, he was an idiot."
: Discord is just kinda staring blankly, on tv
Hyper: "Shouldn't of tried to kicked me in the balls."
Fianchetto: wanders over to the dead body, kicking it.
: Discord enters the bar
Hyper: * He looks to Discord.
Mi: puts a throw blanket around herself, and stares at discord.
Hyper: "'Ello!"
Jeska or Jukon: what do you want
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...Nah, I'll fight later.[/font]
Hyper: "You did that, I assume?"
: "Well, this obviously isn't working"
Mi: naps.
Hyper: "Why don't you, ahem.."
Fianchetto: -She kneels, reaching into her purse.-
Hyper: "Leave?"
: "Never trust an earthling to do a star's job"
Fianchetto: "Sweet, free eyes."
: "I'll be seeing you all very soon"
: "Hehe..."
: Discord turns to leave
Jeska or Jukon: fires the Magnum Caster at Discords head
: He stops, it bounces clean off
Hyper: ((Jukon kills Discord))
Hyper: ((Arc ends))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Victory music
Fianchetto: pulls out a few surgical tools and takes the eyes for herself.
Hyper: "I have a feeling you shouldn't of done that."
: "You're quite the fiesty one, arent you?"
: He turns back around
Jeska or Jukon: reload and fires another one at this face
: It doesn't do a thing, antembra eater is not unlocked yet rip
Jeska or Jukon: I know they won't do shit,
Jeska or Jukon: I just like shooting at your ugly mug
: He walks up to jukon, towering above her
: Mmmm...
: He said that
Hyper: "Don't do anything to her."
Mi: , in her cardboard mech, towers over Discord and somehow fits in the bar.
Hyper: ((Discord fries Jukon on the grill))
Hyper: ((and eats her))
: "He remembers you..."
Jeska or Jukon: thats not his plan
: Discord puts a claw on her forehead gently
Hyper: "I don't like this."
Hyper: * He just watches.
Fianchetto: looks up, holding Scott's eyes in a bar. "... Is shit gonna go down?"
Jeska or Jukon: puts the caster on his dick
: He dont have dick tho
Fianchetto: (lenny
Jeska or Jukon: ((or the area that would be his equalivalnt
Hyper: ((Castration))
Fianchetto: ((ha ha no dick discord
Hyper: ((I think of castration))
Jeska or Jukon: if you wanted us dead
: Discord chuckles "Hehe... He always did like that"
Jeska or Jukon: Blah blah blah, mysetrious man in the shadows
Jeska or Jukon: pulling the strings and shit
Mi: ((inb4 the mech falls over))
Hyper: "Sounds like something a fanfiction writer would create."
: Discord presses his face up to hers
Hyper: ((Discord kisses Jukon))
Jeska or Jukon: ((begin to make out with it
Jeska or Jukon: Sorry I'm taken pal
Hyper: * He chuckles.
: He actually does, or at least the best a mouthless robot does
: "Hehe..."
: "See you soon..."
Hyper: "Oh my."
: He stands back up
Hyper: "That was.. weird."
Jeska or Jukon: wow you're a shitty kisser
Hyper: "Next time, get some damn lips."
Jeska or Jukon: can't imagine what your love life is like
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...Huhhh...? Wh-what the hell happened......?[/font]
Hyper: * Says the one who doesn't have any lips.
: "Come to the tower"
Jeska or Jukon: has lips
: "Tomorrow, I'll be waiting"
Hyper: * Hyper doesn't
Jeska or Jukon: why should I?
Hyper: * I was talking about him
Hyper: ((Discord: I'm taking you on a date))
Jeska or Jukon: I already have like 3 major things going on
Hyper: ((Discord: -winks-))
: ((Implying goats have no lips
Jeska or Jukon: and I'm sure one of the is more of a threat than you
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] disconnected.
Fianchetto: stands up. "Welp, I've got what I want. See you!"
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.
Fianchetto: leaves.
Hyper: ((Asriel doesn't have lips))
Hyper: ((in Undertale))
: Fianchetto [Fianchetto] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Hyper: ((he just has this cute smile))
Hyper: ((with small fangs))
: "We're going to finish this pathetic world up, with or without you"
: "You get a front row seat"
: ((Azzy says he has lips
Jeska or Jukon: great...
Hyper: "Did you know that the heroes always win?"
Hyper: ((Oh, okay.))
Mi: 's mech turns back to the [u]box[/u]car.
Hyper: ((Then Asriel has lips))
: "Who do you think the heroes are, sweetie?"
Hyper: "C'mon, think about that."
Gaster: walks in, and sees discord instantly.
: "Not you, that's for damn sure"
Hyper: "Also, don't call me that."
: He walks out
: "Toodles"
Hyper: "Huh."
Gaster: ... What happened?
Hyper: "Fucking weeb."
Hyper: * He looks to Gaster. "This guy named Discord came in."
Mi: looks to Hyper.
: Fiting toime [] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Gaster: Oh, that asshole?
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...Who're you callin' a weeaboo...?[/font]
Hyper: * He nods.
Hyper: * He then looks down at Mi.
Hyper: "I am calling Discord a weeaboo."
Fanta: ((Ever wanted to know something about asriel just ask azzy hes an expert
Hyper: ((Azzy, what underwear does Asriel wear?))
Jeska or Jukon: holsters the caster and sits down
Fanta: (({Rainbow boxers}
Mi: seems angered.
Gaster: ((oh myyyy
Hyper: ((That's amazing))
Mi: quickly calms down.
Hyper: ((Does Asriel like Toriel or Asgore more?))
Fanta: (({Goatdad is best}
Hyper: ((ah))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Sans would make a terrible father
Hyper: ((Who is Asriel's crush?))
Hyper: ((10/10 question))
Fanta: (({Me}
Jeska or Jukon: ((alright shower time
Hyper: ((That's great.))
Fanta: ((10/10 azzy, 10/10
Hyper: ((Also, alright Jukon))
Hyper: ((Azzy believes in Rielas))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]W-well, I forgive you.[/font]
Hyper: ((Like father like son))
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]B-but don't call people that![/font]
Fanta: ((Thats my boy
Hyper: "Err, alright.."
Jeska or Jukon: oh gawd
Gaster: ... Alright, what did discord do today?
Jeska or Jukon: gets up and runs to the bathroom
Hyper: * He looks up at Gaster. "He kissed Jukon, and sent somebody to attempt to kick me in the balls."
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-When she had the cardboard mech it had "gundam" written on it in chicken scratch handwriting with a permanent marker-[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: is throwing up in the bathroom
Gaster: Oh, and?
Hyper: "That's it."
Wandering Frisk: (Frisk: THATS NOT A GUNDAM!
Gaster: Huh. Did he say anything else?
Fanta: ((And he kinda said he was gonna end the world but oh well
Hyper: "He also asked for Jukon to come to some sort of tower tomorrow."
Mi: (([url=]Mi, if you call her a weaboo[/url]))
Hyper: "And kinda said he was gonna end the world, but oh well."
Gaster: frowns. "In hell?"
Hyper: * He shrugs.
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Gaster: Well, Hell would make sense, I think...
Hyper: "Maybe."
Hyper: "I don't know the guy."
Hyper: "He already seems like your average asshole, though."
Gaster: Oh, he is. Tried to call bounties on our heads!
Hyper: "I heard."
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
Gaster: He sent a bunch of dogs to kill me, some priest to kill Mettaton...
Hyper: ((Gaster: He got on top of us, whipped out a cellphone, and called bounties!))
Hyper: ((Gaster: He's a crazy bitch!))
Hyper: ((Gaster: Next thing we know he'll praise Atom!))
Hyper: * He frowns.
Hyper: "I hope that you all beat him."
Hyper: "But, we probably will."
Gaster: Did you see the dust on the floor, with a knife in it? That was an asriel sent after Chara.
Hyper: * He glances at the dust.
Hyper: "I haven't noticed that, actually."
Hyper: "Is Grillby too lazy to clean it up?"
Hyper: * He looks to Grillbz.
Grillby: He shakes his head. "Dunno what he wants it spread on."
Hyper: "Right."
Hyper: * He looks back to Gaster.
Hyper: "So, basically that's what has been happening recently?"
Gaster: Yes.
Hyper: "Got it."
Hyper: ((hopes and onions))
Gaster: ... Along with a bit of relationship drama, but that's settled now.
Gaster: Oh, and there was the whorehouse..
Hyper: * His eyes widen a bit. "The.. whorehouse?"
: Mi's connection timed out.
Gaster: Yeah, there was an interdimensional whorehouse with a bad pimp. We got him out of there.
Hyper: "Huh."
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Hyper: "Discord should destroy the whorehouse instead of trying to destroy us."
Hyper: "Actually, he should stay with them."
Gaster: Nah, it's in good hands now. I think.
Hyper: "He's probably a gay whore."
Hyper: "Ah."
Fanta: snores
Fanta: ((The fuck
Fellby: is a pansexual whore thank you very much
Jeska or Jukon: walks back out
Wandering Frisk: -is too
Fanta: wakes up
Hyper: * He didn't say everybody there was a gay whore
Hyper: * plox
Wandering Frisk: -actually he just fucks everything, I don't really think there is much of a sexuality for him
Hyper: ((Azzy, is Discord a whore?))
Fanta: has probably put her tentacles to good use on some ladies so
Fanta: (({Discord is a fuccboi}
Jeska or Jukon: ughhh.....
Fellby: bitches love his hot ass
Fanta: You ok, jukon?
Hyper: ((So that's a yes?))
Hyper: "You alright, Jukon?"
Wandering Frisk: -is a bitch apparently
Fanta: (({Yes}
Jeska or Jukon: noo
Fanta: What's wrong?
Hyper: ((Haha, knew it! -highfives Azzy-))
Jeska or Jukon: throwing up
Hyper: "Oh."
Hyper: "I hope you feel better."
Jeska or Jukon: morning sickness or something like that
Jeska or Jukon: side effect of being well
Jeska or Jukon: pregnant
Gaster: Ah, there's not much I can help you with there...
Hyper: * He nods.
Fanta: hc jukon's not actually pregnant, fanta just forgot to get some amalgam goop out of her while fukin
Hyper: "I can't help you, but I do hope you feel better."
Fanta: Wait, you're pregnant?
Hyper: * Jukon's baby will be a furry fish
Hyper: * Oh dear lord
Jeska or Jukon: yeah, found out yesterday
: Mi [Mi] joined chat.
Fanta: that's either an abomination or a vaporeon
Jeska or Jukon: explains why I'm sick
Fanta: Oh, congratulations
Hyper: "Ah, I forgot to say congratulations."
Hyper: "Congratulations."
Jeska or Jukon: don't know if that is the proper thing yet
Hyper: ", alright."
Mi: ((Vaporeon))
Gaster: ((is this jukon's kid?
Mi: ((...wut))
Fanta: ((It is
Fanta: ((Kill it
Fanta: ((Kill it with
Jeska or Jukon: ((no, likely the child will take after the mother
Fanta: ((An electric type actually
Jeska or Jukon: ((rather than a hybrid
Fanta: ((Or you could have another cute goat
Hyper: ((A literal salmon pops out of Jukon))
Jeska or Jukon: ((maybe, but there are a shit ton of gotes
Hyper: ((Jukon: shit))
Fanta: ((Theres a reason for that
Gaster: ((ah, so this is the kid:
Fanta: ((Gotes are gr8
Fanta: ((Chime no
Mi: (([spoiler]inb4 harvey alibastor[/spoiler]))
Fanta: ((Ill get the jokebook again
Gaster: ((but we'll be destroyed
Jeska or Jukon: Gaster?
Gaster: Yes?
Fanta: ((Did you hear the one about the noob whose favorite block was air?
Mi: ((...))
Mi: ((it's time to stop))
Fanta: (([i]Nothing happened![/i]
Jeska or Jukon: ahh, nm
Gaster: Do you need advice?
Jeska or Jukon: yeah
Mi: is near Gaster, on a little cardboard box with wheels.
Gaster: Hmm, well... I can't do much about pregnancy... but I might now a few who do.
Fanta: ((Did you hear the one about the noob who mistook lava for a pool of water?
Jeska or Jukon: how'd you have kids?
Hyper: ((YTori: -walks in- You called, Jukon?))
Fanta: (([i]He sure learned his lesson![/i]
Jeska or Jukon: ((YTori: -walks in- wait you're still alive?
Gaster: Oh, well, it appears in each timeline, reproductions different.
Jeska or Jukon: (Jukon: FUCK YOU BITCH
Fanta: is a qualified goatmom
Gaster: Each of my children have a piece of my soul.
Fanta: if you habe concern
Hyper: "Huh."
Hyper: "Interesting."
Jeska or Jukon: ((Qualifited moms don't get let their kids die
Fanta: ((Why did the noob drop his ice cream?
Jeska or Jukon: (OHOhhhhhhhh
Gaster: But, ah... I do know other Gasters with children. I'm certain some of them know about pregnancy.
Jeska or Jukon: ummmm.....
Fanta: (([i]He was destroyed![/i]
Fanta: didnt let her kid die she killed her kid checkmate jukon
Gaster: Do you want me to ask them for help?
Mi: (( ))
Jeska or Jukon: I don't even know if I want to go through with this
Jeska or Jukon: ((......thats not how you you view this....gdi Fanta
Hyper: "Pregnancy is a confusing time for women, sure."
Gaster: nods. "Well, ultimately, it's your desicsion to keep the baby or not. A child's a big responsibility. They're a whole other person."
Hyper: "What Gaster said."
Mi: (( ))
Fanta: Wish I could give you advice
Jeska or Jukon: I feel like I should
Jeska or Jukon: I know though I wouldn't if it wasn't for my time with Onna
Mi: sleeps in her box. It's padded with all sorts of pillows and blankets on the inside.
Gaster: nods.
Fanta: It's your choice, Jukon
Hyper: "Jukon, I'm going to leave now. I hope you come up with a decision soon."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah
Jeska or Jukon: I don't have that much time left
Hyper: "Mhm."
Hyper: "Anyways, bye."
Hyper: * He leaves!
Jeska or Jukon: See ya Hypers
Gaster: So long, Hyper.
Jeska or Jukon: and thanks
Jeska or Jukon: lies down on the couch
Hyper: ((Gaster: So long, vision. -rips his pupils out- -finds out they're tiny stickers-))
Hyper: ((Gaster: what the fuck))
Hyper: ((Gaster: -feels pitch black eyeballs-))
Hyper: ((Gaster: oh))
Gaster: adjusts his glasses.
Fanta: continues petting her gote child
Wandering Frisk: -walks in- time for a break!
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-There is a seemingly smol kitten child in a cardboard box on the floor by Gaster. The box has "i need a home!!!!" and "free kitten" on it in bad permanent-marker handwriting.-[/font]
Mi: awakens and yawns.
Gaster: already takes in enough strays.
Fanta: hates cats
Wandering Frisk: -probably can't have a pet at his place/job
Fanta: is sort of trying to ignore her
Fellby: -why not the place offers pussy-
Fellby: -badum tish-
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-probably wouldn't mind-[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: ((Fellby: I smell money wasting away, someone taking a break
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Mi: looks up at Gaster.
Gaster: is ignoring the cat because if he pays attention, he'll find it cute and it's just a slippery slope from there.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]O-oh! H-hey theere...[/font]
Gaster: is trapped by societal convention! He must reply or else it's rude!
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-have you seen anyone named... uh... Oh! Yeah! Their name was, uh, Sans![/font]
Wandering Frisk: hey Fanta
Gaster: Uh... hey.
Gaster: He's my son.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]!!!![/font]
Fanta: Howdy, frisk
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Oh! Great![/font]
Jeska or Jukon: ?/wf still got that goop
Jeska or Jukon: ((ughhhh
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I live off of laziness...[/font]
Wandering Frisk: still got that goop?
Gaster: freezes. "Are you going to exploit my son?"
Mi: seems suprised.
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Oh! No non no no no![/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I-I'm a... whawuzzit... Um...[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Manifest![/font]
Gaster: frowns. "Well, you're out of luck in this timeline. He's dead here."
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]O-oh...[/font]
Wandering Frisk: have you been at work lately Fanta?
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I-I'm truly sorry for your loss... W-wait, is he your Sans...? All this timeline stuff confuses me...[/font]
Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I'll figure it out later.[/font]
Gaster: ... Okay.
Gaster: found out, like, ten years ago.
: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.
Mi: ((heya
Mi: is Sloth.
Mi: flops over. She looks comfy.
Fanta: Nah
Gaster: ((hi there
Jeska or Jukon: its changed a bit, its also a casino now
Jeska or Jukon: ((opps that was Drisk
Fanta: Haven't been in a while
Jeska or Jukon: ((frisk*
Alphys: (hey)
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Wandering Frisk: its changed a bit, its also a casino now
Jeska or Jukon: ((oi
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Wandering Frisk: its been busy, Fellby has been riding our asses over it
Fanta: I have my daughter to take care of now
Wandering Frisk: heh, riding our asses
Fanta: Heh
Jeska or Jukon: ((oi
Fanta: ((Internet is a bitch rn
Wandering Frisk: so does that mean you'll be moving on?
Jeska or Jukon: ((oi alphy
Alphys: (yeh?)
Fanta: Maybe
Mi: takes out a little broom and scoots around the bar.
Fanta: I really don't know
Jeska or Jukon: ((opps just meant to say hello once
Wandering Frisk: I was hoping to get to know you more
Fellby: Look who's strutting into the bar, with what looks to be an unlit cigarette hanging from his mouth, filter-side out.
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].
Fanta: Once I get settled down with her, I'll probably go back
Wandering Frisk: stands up and waves, "hey boss
Mi: ((ey b0ss))
Fanta: Howdy, Grillby
Fellby: "MMmh? Oh, hey, Fanta. Haven't seen you around lately." He takes the cigarette from his mouth, releasing a bit of smoke into the air.
Mi: (( [url=]i'm dying[/url] ))
Wandering Frisk: taking a break too?
Fanta: I've been busy
Fanta: Almost died and stuff
Fellby: He nods, popping his cigarette back into his mouth. "Ah.. I see. I'm taking a break now. Running a casino's tougher than I thought!"
: Mi's connection timed out.
Fanta: Hm.. a casino?
Wandering Frisk: ((here you bio
Fellby: Yup! It's bringing in a lot of cash, and customers who aren't looking for our normal, ahem, product.
Wandering Frisk: yeah I'm a dealer now!
Wandering Frisk: and I still get to be with people, its awesome!
: Mi [Mi] joined chat.
Fanta: I'll probably be around soon
Fellby: "Although... sometimes we get weird offers if people can't pay up. Someone offered to trade in his own brother!"
Fanta: Once she starts back at school and whatnot
Mi: ((beautiful))
Mi: ((*guitar* DIC ))
Fellby: "It'll be nice to have you back, but honestly, I'd understand if you never show up again."
Fellby: "No kid wants to know their parent works in a seedy business."
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Wandering Frisk: I think my mom worked at a similar place when I was a kid
Fellby: He nearly swallows his cigarette in surprise. "I... oh."
: Myth [Kalyke] joined chat.
: Myth [Kalyke] disconnected.
Wandering Frisk: she said her job was to make people happy
Wandering Frisk: and thats what I'm doing now
: DamnDude [DamnDude] joined chat.
Wandering Frisk: mother like son
Wandering Frisk: err son like mother
Fellby: "Huh..."
Wandering Frisk: no nono
Wandering Frisk: has a stupid look, as in he actually looks stupid
Fellby: "Well, now I feel kind of bad... like I took advantage of someone with a bad childhood."
Fellby: "'Course, I'm someone with a bad childhood."
Wandering Frisk: what? why would you do that? whose the person with the bad childhood
Fellby: "You. Right?"