Fionn: ((

Mi: ((I'm gonna make something new))

Jeska or Jukon: I could use a hug

Mi: ((An arrow that accelerates after you fire it))

Barchar: smiles, walking over and doing so. "Uh, sorry if it's weird. I'm not used to doing it with people without fur."

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-smirks, and opens the first one and fucking chugs it. She seems fine.-[/font]

Fionn: ((

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-heheheheh... haHAHahahahahaaaa....[/font]

Jeska or Jukon: leans into it

Barchar: random capitalization doesn't sound like fine, friendo

Fionn: ((i feel like i just ruined the feels))

Jeska or Jukon: I dont know what to do

Mi: rolls around the bar. She seems happy.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Hee hee...[/font]

Barchar: "I understand. But what you need to do is just keep living. Things work out eventually."

Mi: crashes into a table, bumping it slightly.

Barchar: "Of course, you're going to need help. But I'm sure everyone in here is going to be more than willing to do so."

Jeska or Jukon: ..yeah

: Frisky Whiskington [Fionn] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Mi: rolls to a couch, and promptly flops over on it.

Barchar: there's only the one infinicouch

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

Barchar: with a spatial anomaly that somehow makes this couch infinite and still only take up a few feet of space within the bar

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Mi: actually seems kinda lonely...

Jeska or Jukon: isnt much in the mood for talk

Barchar: can only help one person at once goddammit

Mi: ((I'm gonna do some modding))

Mi: falls asleep.

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].

Jeska or Jukon: ((Brb help mi

Hyper: ((ok))

Hyper: ((rip))

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Mi: ((heya

Hyper: ((hi dd))

Hyper: ((i'm not going to be real busy this weekend))

Hyper: ((just so you know if you heard my speech yesterday night))

DamnDude: (( greetings ))

Hyper: ((or was that the day before yesterday))

Hyper: ((oh well))

DamnDude: (( Wait, which speech? ))

Hyper: ((not a literal fucking speech))

Hyper: ((it was a paragraph about how i was real busy recently and that's why i was gone))

DamnDude: (( Wait the reddit post ))

Hyper: ((eh))

Hyper: ((no))

Hyper: ((that was saying that i'm not going anywhere)))

Hyper: ((i said stuff in the actual chat))

DamnDude: (( oh ))

DamnDude: (( I might have missed it then, but I'll check it out ))

Hyper: ((by the way did people even reply to that post))

Hyper: ((i'm too lazy to check))

DamnDude: (( Chime did, that's it ))

Hyper: ((ah, ok))

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

DamnDude: (( OK I found one paragraph, but that's you copying a song into chat. ))

Hyper: ((that's when the anon left))

Hyper: ((keep on going))

Mi: ((heya

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Hyper: ((hello chime))

DamnDude: (( I found it, it was the day before anon ))

Gaster: ((Hi there

Hyper: ((i won't be too busy this weekend))

Mi: ((heya

Gaster: ((That's wonderful!

Hyper: ((Thanks.))

Mi: ((stray catgirl is in the bar, sleeping

Hyper: ((It's wonderful for me, too. Holy shit it's a relief to have a break.))

Mi: suddenly awakens!

Gaster: ((To think, next week i'll have finals...

Hyper: ((Gee.))

Hyper: ((I hope you do good on them.))

DamnDude: (( I still am two weeks away from finals. ))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-huh!? Wh-where-- Oh.[/font]

Gaster: ((Yeah. Hopefully I won't be braindead

Mi: ((I hope so too.))

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DamnDude: (( ....Actually almost exactly two weeks, minus a few hours from my first finals. ))

Hyper: ((I can't wait until Summer))

Gaster: ((i only have six pills left in my perscription

Barchar: (same, frisky)

Hyper: ((ah

Gaster: ((:D

Gaster: ((this is fine, i'm fine

Hyper: ((Alright.))

Hyper: ((the reason why i wasn't on was all that fucking work that week made me worry))

Hyper: ((a lot))

Hyper: ((so i just decided to go on a working spree))

Hyper: ((and i still have another project to do next week))

Hyper: ((but i'm not as busy))

Hyper: ((basically i was a bit stressed and that happens sometimes, so i'm fine))

Gaster: ((alright

Mi: flops over into her little box.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]. . .[/font]

Mi: sighs.

DamnDude: (( If I start going into full lurking mode and I stop talking, that's because I have a paper due to in 4.5 hours. ))

Gaster: ((CRUD

Hyper: ((alright))

Gaster: ((WRITE THAT PAPER DD

Gaster: ((I BELIEVE IN YOU

Hyper: ((YEAH

Hyper: ((WRITE THAT SHIT

Hyper: ((DON'T EVER TURN THINGS IN LATE

Mi: ((YOU CAN DO IT

DamnDude: (( I'll do it in a few minutes, I just wanted to talk to you guys because I got back from Captain America. ))

Gaster: ((Was it good?

DamnDude: (( Yes. ))

Hyper: ((Cool.))

Jeska or Jukon: ((I saw it too good movie

DamnDude: (( ...I just realized something ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Far better than batman v supes

DamnDude: (( This is a research report, and I don't have the book nearby ))

Gaster: ((riiiip

: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky Whiskington [Fionn].

: Frisky Whiskington [Fionn] is now Frisky Whiskington [Ghostbusters].

: Frisky Whiskington [Ghostbusters] is now Frisky Whiskington [Fopdoodle].

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fianchetto [Fianchetto].

: Frisky Whiskington [Fopdoodle] is now Frisky Whiskington [pedalo].

DamnDude: (( Also I'm glad I didn't see BvS, I almost did but I read one review. ))

DamnDude: (( And then it sounded fucking stupid, so I read another ))

: Frisky Whiskington [pedalo] is now Frisky Whiskington [Micheal Bay].

Jeska or Jukon: ((It. SUCKED

DamnDude: (( And it went into a chain of reading reviews ))

: Frisky Whiskington [Micheal Bay] is now Frisky Whiskington [FUCKING MICHIGA].

Jeska or Jukon: ((Aslo batman kills now

DamnDude: (( ye ))

: Frisky Whiskington [FUCKING MICHIGA] is now Frisky Whiskington [Bill Crawfishby].

DamnDude: (( "You're a terrible person because you kill!" "You just ran over like 5 people" "That does not change the point" ))

: Frisky Whiskington [Bill Crawfishby] is now Frisky Whiskington [Chicken Cooker].

Mi: looks sort of lonely.

Jeska or Jukon: What are you moanin about

: Frisky Whiskington [Chicken Cooker] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].

Hyper: ((Mi: A-ah~.. Jukon: Uh))

Fianchetto: walks into the bar, and takes a seat.

Mi: looks to Jukon.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...Ah don't got any freinds...[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]A-ah'm kinda lonely...[/font]

Hyper: ((Jukon: I can see why))

Jeska or Jukon: Get some

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]B-but I'll explain that stuff later.[/font]

Hyper: ((Jukon: Nobody likes country music))

Hyper: ((Jukon: And nobody likes farmers))

Hyper: ((Mi: -sobs-))

Mi: ((She's just really lazy.

Barchar: (i like southern accents)

Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon: and I dont like you

Hyper: ((Hyper: -walks in- Do you like me? Jukon: oh bby of course))

Fianchetto: stares straight forward, at the space beside Grillby's head. "I'd like a baja blast, please."

Hyper: ((I imagine Fianchetto with this average Italian mobster voice))

Mi: ((Mi is actually short for Atsugami

Fianchetto: ((She's a pastel goth demon, but that's a hilarious vision

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Mi: (([url=https://timberhowligan.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/v8abf.jpg]This is what happens if you somehow piss Atsugami off[/url]))

Hyper: ((Then an Italian pastel goth demon!))

Hyper: ((Makes perfect sense.))

Revenant: ((Ayy

Revenant: ((http://imgur.com/9l1rTY1

Mi: ((ayy

Mi: ((sloth is here

Barchar: (hi slarv)

Hyper: ((hi slarv))

Mi: ((heya

Fianchetto: ((hi slarv

Jeska or Jukon: mutters to herself, "great day for new people

Barchar: put revenant on the couch, she's with jeska rn

Mi: is sloth.

Mi: cowers in her box.

Jeska or Jukon: lies down again

Revenant: ((Just got a job workin on a LISA mod yay

Mi: ((NOICE

Revenant: ((I make joy mutants

DamnDude: (( So... I might have lost the book I was supposed to be reporting on ))

Fianchetto: ((for all our joy mutant needs - OH NO

Hyper: * He steps through the Anydoor, and trips on his robe. He falls facefirst onto the arm of a wooden chair. "Oowww.."

Hyper: ((OH NO))

Jeska or Jukon: ...hyypeer?

DamnDude: (( I've searched the house singing the work fuck to the tune of ghost fight. ))

Hyper: * He gets back up, rubbing his snout. It was a bright red. "Yes?"

Barchar: "Oh, hi, hyper."

Mi: rolls over to him.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Heya...[/font]

Hyper: "Hello new person, hello 666 B.C., and hello Jukon!"

Hyper: ((get it))

Fianchetto: 's pointed ears wiggle a little. Her tail twitches - on closer inspection, it's an electrical plug.

Barchar: "Uh, wow, thanks?"

Jeska or Jukon: How are you?

Hyper: ((Fianchetto plugs herself into the wall))

: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.

Hyper: "It's a joke, Chara."

Hyper: * He looks to Jukon. "I've been doing fine, how are you?"

Jeska or Jukon: ((Bc: its BCE for times asshat

Hyper: ((Hyper: My parents believed in Jesus Christ))

Jeska or Jukon: Im.....doing okay

Hyper: ((BC: It's Chara, jackass))

Barchar: "I mean first if all its BCE"

Barchar: "Second of all I prefer Barchar now but it's cool I don't think you knew

Barchar: "Third if all, was the 666 really necessary? C

Hyper: * He looks back at BC. "Ever heard of the Gregorian calender? Also, alright, Barchar."

Hyper: "Also, the 666 was necessary for the joke."

Hyper: * He looks back at Jukon. "Ah."

Hyper: "I hope you feel better."

Hyper: "Is there anything I can do to help you feel good?"

Jeska or Jukon: A hug?

Hyper: "Most certainly."

Hyper: * He looks down at Mi. "I'll meet you later."

Hyper: * He then walks over to Jukon, noticably a bit more carefully now, and gives her a hug.

Hyper: * That robe is as soft as you would expect.

Mi: seems to get energy off of Hyper putting that off.

Hyper: ((Mi gets turned off of Hyper putting that off.))

Jeska or Jukon: hugs back but its more of a hug of fear than care

Hyper: "What's wrong?"

Hyper: ((Jukon: ..AD ate a butterfly and died..))

Barchar: "She's, uh...gonna have a familial addition in a few months."

Hyper: "Oh?"

Jeska or Jukon: ...yeaj

Barchar: "Come on, hyper, two plus two."

Jeska or Jukon: Whatever the fuck BC said

Hyper: "Are you pregnant?"

Barchar: "Yes, good job, x = baby

Jeska or Jukon: ....yes

Hyper: ((Hyper: About time.))

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Hyper: "..ah."

Hyper: "You're going to have a whole new responsibility, a pretty big one, too."

Revenant: is hissing at jukon

DamnDude: (( Book Located ))

Revenant: ((Eee im so excited

Hyper: * He looks to Revenant.

Hyper: "Shut your mouth."

Fianchetto: ((Congrats DD!

Hyper: * He looks back at Jukon.

Revenant: stops

Revenant: forgot he wasnt aggro anymore woopa

Barchar: "Wow, that worked."

Fianchetto: ((woopa

Revenant: ((Woopa

Hyper: "Don't be scared."

DamnDude: (( Woop-AH ))

Jeska or Jukon: ....I am

Fianchetto: ((woo pa👌

Jeska or Jukon: I dont know what to do

Hyper: "Remember when you said that if my parents were gone, you would of taken care of me?"

Hyper: "Right before I left for a while?"

Revenant: ((I'm the official joy mutant guy

Hyper: ((yep

Jeska or Jukon: Yeah?

Hyper: "You would be a great mother."

Hyper: "Don't worry about it."

Hyper: "You'll do just fine."

Jeska or Jukon: smiles a bit

Barchar: (Barchar: "That's just a blatant lie")

: Revenant [Revenant] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Barchar: "Yeah! You two seem to be doing great with Onna! I'm sure you can handle another."

Fanta: awakens on the couch, a smol gote in her lap

Fanta: ((Gtg soon but oh well

Jeska or Jukon: Hey fanta

Fanta: Howdy, Jukon

Jeska or Jukon: Whose the kid?

Hyper: * He lets go.

Fanta: Azalea, hywel's sister

Jeska or Jukon: she didnt

Fanta: She's sweet

Hyper: * Then he didn't.

Jeska or Jukon: Oh I knew that

Fanta: ((Yep brb 30 minutes

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Fianchetto: suddenly realizes something.

Hyper: ((Fianchetto: I have a buttplug))

Jeska or Jukon: ((No one likes him?

Fianchetto: ((Fianchetto's a she, and rude.

Fianchetto: "I know nobody here."

Jeska or Jukon: ((Opps my bad

Jeska or Jukon: ((Nobody likes her?

Hyper: "If I remained a child, I would allow you to be my mother."

Hyper: "After all, you made me.. me again."

Fianchetto: ((she's kind of... not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

Hyper: "Partially."

Hyper: "You did most of the work."

Jeska or Jukon: Thanks hyper

Hyper: * He gives a small smile.

Hyper: "No problem."

Mi: ((Neiter is Mi.))

Hyper: "Don't worry about a thing."

Mi: looks to Fianchetto.

Fianchetto: ((but there's another reason people tend to avoid fianchetto

Hyper: "If you need to talk to me, don't hesitate to talk to me."

Mi: ((what is it))

Fianchetto: ((her lack of eyes is very off-putting, for one thing.

Barchar: has seen worse

Jeska or Jukon: Theres a few things Im worried about

Hyper: ((speaking of eyes i had a dream recently where i ripped out one of my eyeballs when it was hanging out of my eyesocket))

Hyper: ((ech))

Fianchetto: ((the second reason is that she tends to steal eyes

Mi: ((Mi has probably seen worse. I mean, Nicholas has a [i]gaping black void[/i] for a face))

Barchar: (okay that's weird)

Hyper: "Mm?"

Mi: wheels to Hyper.

Jeska or Jukon: ((Sounds like his personality

Jeska or Jukon: ((Zing!

Hyper: ((OOOOHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH HH H H H OO O O O O O OCO O

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Barchar: (WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT)

Fianchetto: ((home

Mi: is a smol stray catgirl with long brown hair and disheveled clothes. She moves by rolling around in a cardboard box with wheels.

Mi: ((heya

Hyper: * He's still talking to Jukon thooouuuughhhhh

Fanta: ((Back for a few seconds

Fanta: is sitting

Jeska or Jukon: finally lets go

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Hyper: * He lets go as well!

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Hyper: "I hope you overcome those worries, then."

Hyper: "I know you can."

Jeska or Jukon: Yeah

Mi: waits. She is a master at waiting, procrastinating, and generally being lazy.

Fanta: keeps petting her smol child

Jeska or Jukon: (Go. Go to her you fool

Mi: ((brb

Fanta: is best goatmom here

Jeska or Jukon: (Fuck

Hyper: ((WOW RIP))

Fanta: ((U succ

Hyper: * are they still hugging or nah

Hyper: * since like

Bondertale: first of all I see your sarcasm second of all fraid not lol

Hyper: * bio brbed

Bondertale: but she can be I guess

Jeska or Jukon: (Ytoriel walks in,"fuck you Fanta!

Fanta: lol btale

Fanta: my kids are alive

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Bondertale: haha fuk u

Jeska or Jukon: (((OOOOHHHHHH

Jeska or Jukon: nah

Hyper: * aight

Hyper: "I hope things go well for you."

Hyper: "Isn't that what I always hope?"

Hyper: * He snickers.

Jeska or Jukon: Theres so mamy things going on right now

Hyper: * He nods.

Hyper: "I understand."

Jeska or Jukon: The bounties, WDG

Jeska or Jukon: Discord

Barchar: "Fucking WDG..." she mutters

Jeska or Jukon: Of all times to get knocked up

Hyper: * He looks to Barchar. "I didn't know you were into that guy."

Hyper: * He fingerguns.

Hyper: * He then looks back at Jukon.

Hyper: "It will be fine."

Hyper: "You're a tough fish lady."

Barchar: gives hyper a dry expression

Jeska or Jukon: I cant, or shouldnt really fight now

Jeska or Jukon: But some fuck nugget is after me

Hyper: "Good choice."

Hyper: "..ah."

: Mi's connection timed out.

Fianchetto: ((OH SHIT

Fianchetto: ((I FORGOT TO FEED THE DOGS

Fianchetto: ((brb

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Jeska or Jukon: ((GO YOU FOOL

Hyper: "I'm sure that AD can help you. Or somebody else."

Barchar: "Some dumbass not mettaton that wants us all dead."

Barchar: "they put a hit out on me. Isn't that just fucking priceless?"

Hyper: "..hits?"

Hyper: "Yeesh."

Barchar: "Not the hit. The hit was 500,000 gold."

Hyper: "Jukon, if you ever need somebody to talk to or somebody that can and will help you, you can talk to me."

Hyper: "Just know that."

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Jeska or Jukon: thanks hyper

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Hyper: ((Hyper in a nutshell http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/walkingdead/images/0/06/Cheating_death.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131218142217

Fianchetto: runs her finger around the rim of her glass. It'd be classy if it weren't a cup of baja blast. [i]Sounds like they're going through a lot... and have been through a lot,[/i] she thinks.

Hyper: "You're welcome."

Barchar: u r welcome u practically immortal fuck

Mi: perks up

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-Huh!?[/font]

Barchar: if it weren't for her your soul would have split into two ages ago

Hyper: ((Fianchetto then remembers that she forgot to feed the hellhounds))

Fianchetto: ((she would

Jeska or Jukon: ((brb shower

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Wh-who wants wh-who dead...!?[/font]

Hyper: * He looks to Mi. "Somebody."

Fianchetto: freezes. "N-not me!"

Hyper: "Wants all of the important people here dead."

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Hyper: "Not that I'm saying you're not important."

Mi: 's box becomes a fucking [i]cardboard mech[/i].

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]"AUTOPILOT ENGAGED."[/font]

Hyper: "..ah."

Barchar: "His names Discord. He's a robot."

Fianchetto: pauses. "What in the fuck just happened?"

Barchar: "Okay wait no he's not here

Jeska or Jukon: ((A super fighting robot

Mi: ((the magic of cardboard and duct tape))

Fianchetto: Why did more cardboard show up?

Mi: looks over.

: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] disconnected.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]N-not juuust cardboard! Duct tape *yawn* too~![/font]

Fanta: ((Is now the time for jukie's bounty?

Fanta: ((Im not at home, so i cant do stats

Jeska or Jukon: ((the mech tries to move or fire and falls apart because cardboard and duct tape can't support weight or pressure from firearms

Hyper: "Err."

Jeska or Jukon: ((it'd be the best time Slarv, cuz I'm going into town today

Jeska or Jukon: ((I have like a 40 minute bus ride, but after that I'll be walking around and I suck using my phone

Hyper: ((I just realized))

Fianchetto: points her finger accusingly. "Are you making fun of the fact I can't see?"

Fanta: ((K

Hyper: ((Asgore has Aqua Man's trident))

Fanta: is sleep

Fanta: ((Regular fighting rp time... yaaaaay...

YoungKingAsgore: (has both a trident and a sword

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]N-Nooo! I-I wouldn't![/font]

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Fiting toime [].

: The tv comes on

Jeska or Jukon: ((lol Fiting totime

Hyper: * He looks up at the TV.

Hyper: "Uh."

: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] disconnected.

Jeska or Jukon: goddamn it (ross)

Mi: looks to the TV.

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Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...[/font]

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

Fianchetto: perks up. "Ah, what are we watching?"

: It's discord "howdeeeeee, everyone!"

Hyper: "..what."

Hyper: "That's my line."

: "Today we have a super secret fighter"

Mi: looks to the tv.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I-is this the, the... someone...?[/font]

Hyper: "..oh dear."

Fianchetto: Is that that pony show?

Mi: looks to her.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Nope.[/font]

: "Originally sent to someone else, they've decided to take on all of our friends!"

: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] disconnected.

Fianchetto: Oh, okay.

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Jeska or Jukon: ((we can improv the battle thing

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I never really liked that...[/font]

: ((This one is the one thats specifically not stat based

Jeska or Jukon: ((yep

: ((Mind if i punch jukon in the gut

Jeska or Jukon: ((You can

: ((Sweet

Jeska or Jukon: (you can;t*

Hyper: ((that could kill the baby))

: ((Fucj

: ((You played me like a fiddle

Jeska or Jukon: (Pyscho mantis?

: ((It didn't have to kill, just scare the fuck outta her

Hyper: ((It's possible to kill the baby that way))

Hyper: ((like seriously))

: ((I know, but it doesnt have to

Jeska or Jukon: ((eh not feeling it

: ((-shrugs- fine but i am doing this

: A shirtless man comes out of nowhere, behind hyper "I am the master of trickery and surprise, Scott Lawson"

: He kicks Hyper right in the goat balls

: And you just got kicked in the groin

Hyper: * It goes right through.

: He said that

Hyper: "Ow."

Jeska or Jukon: turns around, pulls out her Magnum Caster and fires it point blank at Scott Lawson

Fianchetto: jumps. "Oh, hey, that's a dick move!"

: "..."

Hyper: "That hurt so much."

Hyper: "Did you forget that my soul is all the way back in my timeline, jackass?"

: He's hit, rip

Mi: turns to him, and somehow doesn't put off firing a strip of duct tape at him.

Hyper: "Oh, wait, you didn't know."

Hyper: "Still hurts."

Hyper: * He turns around.

Mi: ((him as in scott lawson

: ((This would have worked better if hyper wasnt the only fucking male in the bar

Jeska or Jukon: ((am I supposed to know who Scoot Lawson is?

Hyper: * He winces.

: ((Nah

: ((Hes from lisa

Hyper: "Don't try to hurt anybody, okay?"

Jeska or Jukon: reloads the caster

: He dead now

Jeska or Jukon: he asked for it

Hyper: "Ah."

Hyper: "Well, he was an idiot."

: Discord is just kinda staring blankly, on tv

Hyper: "Shouldn't of tried to kicked me in the balls."

Fianchetto: wanders over to the dead body, kicking it.

: Discord enters the bar

Hyper: * He looks to Discord.

Mi: puts a throw blanket around herself, and stares at discord.

Hyper: "'Ello!"

Jeska or Jukon: what do you want

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...Nah, I'll fight later.[/font]

Hyper: "You did that, I assume?"

: "Well, this obviously isn't working"

Mi: naps.

Hyper: "Why don't you, ahem.."

Fianchetto: -She kneels, reaching into her purse.-

Hyper: "Leave?"

: "Never trust an earthling to do a star's job"

Fianchetto: "Sweet, free eyes."

: "I'll be seeing you all very soon"

: "Hehe..."

: Discord turns to leave

Jeska or Jukon: fires the Magnum Caster at Discords head

: He stops, it bounces clean off

Hyper: ((Jukon kills Discord))

Hyper: ((Arc ends))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Victory music

Fianchetto: pulls out a few surgical tools and takes the eyes for herself.

Hyper: "I have a feeling you shouldn't of done that."

: "You're quite the fiesty one, arent you?"

: He turns back around

Jeska or Jukon: reload and fires another one at this face

: It doesn't do a thing, antembra eater is not unlocked yet rip

Jeska or Jukon: I know they won't do shit,

Jeska or Jukon: I just like shooting at your ugly mug

: He walks up to jukon, towering above her

: Mmmm...

: He said that

Hyper: "Don't do anything to her."

Mi: , in her cardboard mech, towers over Discord and somehow fits in the bar.

Hyper: ((Discord fries Jukon on the grill))

Hyper: ((and eats her))

: "He remembers you..."

Jeska or Jukon: thats not his plan

: Discord puts a claw on her forehead gently

Hyper: "I don't like this."

Hyper: * He just watches.

Fianchetto: looks up, holding Scott's eyes in a bar. "... Is shit gonna go down?"

Jeska or Jukon: puts the caster on his dick

: He dont have dick tho

Fianchetto: (lenny

Jeska or Jukon: ((or the area that would be his equalivalnt

Hyper: ((Castration))

Fianchetto: ((ha ha no dick discord

Hyper: ((I think of castration))

Jeska or Jukon: if you wanted us dead

: Discord chuckles "Hehe... He always did like that"

Jeska or Jukon: Blah blah blah, mysetrious man in the shadows

Jeska or Jukon: pulling the strings and shit

Mi: ((inb4 the mech falls over))

Hyper: "Sounds like something a fanfiction writer would create."

: Discord presses his face up to hers

Hyper: ((Discord kisses Jukon))

Jeska or Jukon: ((begin to make out with it

Jeska or Jukon: Sorry I'm taken pal

Hyper: * He chuckles.

: He actually does, or at least the best a mouthless robot does

: "Hehe..."

: "See you soon..."

Hyper: "Oh my."

: He stands back up

Hyper: "That was.. weird."

Jeska or Jukon: wow you're a shitty kisser

Hyper: "Next time, get some damn lips."

Jeska or Jukon: can't imagine what your love life is like

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...Huhhh...? Wh-what the hell happened......?[/font]

Hyper: * Says the one who doesn't have any lips.

: "Come to the tower"

Jeska or Jukon: has lips

: "Tomorrow, I'll be waiting"

Hyper: * Hyper doesn't

Jeska or Jukon: why should I?

Hyper: * I was talking about him

Hyper: ((Discord: I'm taking you on a date))

Jeska or Jukon: I already have like 3 major things going on

Hyper: ((Discord: -winks-))

: ((Implying goats have no lips

Jeska or Jukon: and I'm sure one of the is more of a threat than you

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Fianchetto: stands up. "Welp, I've got what I want. See you!"

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Fianchetto: leaves.

Hyper: ((Asriel doesn't have lips))

Hyper: ((in Undertale))

: Fianchetto [Fianchetto] is now Gaster [Gaster].

Hyper: ((he just has this cute smile))

Hyper: ((with small fangs))

: "We're going to finish this pathetic world up, with or without you"

: "You get a front row seat"

: ((Azzy says he has lips

Jeska or Jukon: great...

Hyper: "Did you know that the heroes always win?"

Hyper: ((Oh, okay.))

Mi: 's mech turns back to the [u]box[/u]car.

Hyper: ((Then Asriel has lips))

: "Who do you think the heroes are, sweetie?"

Hyper: "C'mon, think about that."

Gaster: walks in, and sees discord instantly.

: "Not you, that's for damn sure"

Hyper: "Also, don't call me that."

: He walks out

: "Toodles"

Hyper: "Huh."

Gaster: ... What happened?

Hyper: "Fucking weeb."

Hyper: * He looks to Gaster. "This guy named Discord came in."

Mi: looks to Hyper.

: Fiting toime [] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Gaster: Oh, that asshole?

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]...Who're you callin' a weeaboo...?[/font]

Hyper: * He nods.

Hyper: * He then looks down at Mi.

Hyper: "I am calling Discord a weeaboo."

Fanta: ((Ever wanted to know something about asriel just ask azzy hes an expert

Hyper: ((Azzy, what underwear does Asriel wear?))

Jeska or Jukon: holsters the caster and sits down

Fanta: (({Rainbow boxers}

Mi: seems angered.

Gaster: ((oh myyyy

Hyper: ((That's amazing))

Mi: quickly calms down.

Hyper: ((Does Asriel like Toriel or Asgore more?))

Fanta: (({Goatdad is best}

Hyper: ((ah))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Sans would make a terrible father

Hyper: ((Who is Asriel's crush?))

Hyper: ((10/10 question))

Fanta: (({Me}

Jeska or Jukon: ((alright shower time

Hyper: ((That's great.))

Fanta: ((10/10 azzy, 10/10

Hyper: ((Also, alright Jukon))

Hyper: ((Azzy believes in Rielas))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]W-well, I forgive you.[/font]

Hyper: ((Like father like son))

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]B-but don't call people that![/font]

Fanta: ((Thats my boy

Hyper: "Err, alright.."

Jeska or Jukon: oh gawd

Gaster: ... Alright, what did discord do today?

Jeska or Jukon: gets up and runs to the bathroom

Hyper: * He looks up at Gaster. "He kissed Jukon, and sent somebody to attempt to kick me in the balls."

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-When she had the cardboard mech it had "gundam" written on it in chicken scratch handwriting with a permanent marker-[/font]

Jeska or Jukon: is throwing up in the bathroom

Gaster: Oh, and?

Hyper: "That's it."

Wandering Frisk: (Frisk: THATS NOT A GUNDAM!

Gaster: Huh. Did he say anything else?

Fanta: ((And he kinda said he was gonna end the world but oh well

Hyper: "He also asked for Jukon to come to some sort of tower tomorrow."

Mi: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ74FA8FR_8]Mi, if you call her a weaboo[/url]))

Hyper: "And kinda said he was gonna end the world, but oh well."

Gaster: frowns. "In hell?"

Hyper: * He shrugs.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Gaster: Well, Hell would make sense, I think...

Hyper: "Maybe."

Hyper: "I don't know the guy."

Hyper: "He already seems like your average asshole, though."

Gaster: Oh, he is. Tried to call bounties on our heads!

Hyper: "I heard."

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

Gaster: He sent a bunch of dogs to kill me, some priest to kill Mettaton...

Hyper: ((Gaster: He got on top of us, whipped out a cellphone, and called bounties!))

Hyper: ((Gaster: He's a crazy bitch!))

Hyper: ((Gaster: Next thing we know he'll praise Atom!))

Hyper: * He frowns.

Hyper: "I hope that you all beat him."

Hyper: "But, we probably will."

Gaster: Did you see the dust on the floor, with a knife in it? That was an asriel sent after Chara.

Hyper: * He glances at the dust.

Hyper: "I haven't noticed that, actually."

Hyper: "Is Grillby too lazy to clean it up?"

Hyper: * He looks to Grillbz.

Grillby: He shakes his head. "Dunno what he wants it spread on."

Hyper: "Right."

Hyper: * He looks back to Gaster.

Hyper: "So, basically that's what has been happening recently?"

Gaster: Yes.

Hyper: "Got it."

Hyper: ((hopes and onions))

Gaster: ... Along with a bit of relationship drama, but that's settled now.

Gaster: Oh, and there was the whorehouse..

Hyper: * His eyes widen a bit. "The.. whorehouse?"

: Mi's connection timed out.

Gaster: Yeah, there was an interdimensional whorehouse with a bad pimp. We got him out of there.

Hyper: "Huh."

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Hyper: "Discord should destroy the whorehouse instead of trying to destroy us."

Hyper: "Actually, he should stay with them."

Gaster: Nah, it's in good hands now. I think.

Hyper: "He's probably a gay whore."

Hyper: "Ah."

Fanta: snores

Fanta: ((The fuck

Fellby: is a pansexual whore thank you very much

Jeska or Jukon: walks back out

Wandering Frisk: -is too

Fanta: wakes up

Hyper: * He didn't say everybody there was a gay whore

Hyper: * plox

Wandering Frisk: -actually he just fucks everything, I don't really think there is much of a sexuality for him

Hyper: ((Azzy, is Discord a whore?))

Fanta: has probably put her tentacles to good use on some ladies so

Fanta: (({Discord is a fuccboi}

Jeska or Jukon: ughhh.....

Fellby: bitches love his hot ass

Fanta: You ok, jukon?

Hyper: ((So that's a yes?))

Hyper: "You alright, Jukon?"

Wandering Frisk: -is a bitch apparently

Fanta: (({Yes}

Jeska or Jukon: noo

Fanta: What's wrong?

Hyper: ((Haha, knew it! -highfives Azzy-))

Jeska or Jukon: throwing up

Hyper: "Oh."

Hyper: "I hope you feel better."

Jeska or Jukon: morning sickness or something like that

Jeska or Jukon: side effect of being well

Jeska or Jukon: pregnant

Gaster: Ah, there's not much I can help you with there...

Hyper: * He nods.

Fanta: hc jukon's not actually pregnant, fanta just forgot to get some amalgam goop out of her while fukin

Hyper: "I can't help you, but I do hope you feel better."

Fanta: Wait, you're pregnant?

Hyper: * Jukon's baby will be a furry fish

Hyper: * Oh dear lord

Jeska or Jukon: yeah, found out yesterday

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Fanta: that's either an abomination or a vaporeon

Jeska or Jukon: explains why I'm sick

Fanta: Oh, congratulations

Hyper: "Ah, I forgot to say congratulations."

Hyper: "Congratulations."

Jeska or Jukon: don't know if that is the proper thing yet

Hyper: "..mm, alright."

Mi: ((Vaporeon))

Gaster: ((is this jukon's kid? http://img01.deviantart.net/8369/i/2014/289/1/c/vaporeon_gijinka_by_foervraengd-d831jp6.png

Mi: ((...wut))

Fanta: ((It is

Fanta: ((Kill it

Fanta: ((Kill it with

Jeska or Jukon: ((no, likely the child will take after the mother

Fanta: ((An electric type actually

Jeska or Jukon: ((rather than a hybrid

Fanta: ((Or you could have another cute goat

Hyper: ((A literal salmon pops out of Jukon))

Jeska or Jukon: ((maybe, but there are a shit ton of gotes

Hyper: ((Jukon: shit))

Fanta: ((Theres a reason for that

Gaster: ((ah, so this is the kid: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/onepiece/images/5/5a/Arlong_in_Pirate_Warriors.png/revision/latest?cb=20130118055551

Fanta: ((Gotes are gr8

Fanta: ((Chime no

Mi: (([spoiler]inb4 harvey alibastor[/spoiler]))

Fanta: ((Ill get the jokebook again

Gaster: ((but we'll be destroyed

Jeska or Jukon: Gaster?

Gaster: Yes?

Fanta: ((Did you hear the one about the noob whose favorite block was air?

Mi: ((...))

Mi: ((it's time to stop))

Fanta: (([i]Nothing happened![/i]

Jeska or Jukon: ahh, nm

Gaster: Do you need advice?

Jeska or Jukon: yeah

Mi: is near Gaster, on a little cardboard box with wheels.

Gaster: Hmm, well... I can't do much about pregnancy... but I might now a few who do.

Fanta: ((Did you hear the one about the noob who mistook lava for a pool of water?

Jeska or Jukon: how'd you have kids?

Hyper: ((YTori: -walks in- You called, Jukon?))

Fanta: (([i]He sure learned his lesson![/i]

Jeska or Jukon: ((YTori: -walks in- wait you're still alive?

Gaster: Oh, well, it appears in each timeline, reproductions different.

Jeska or Jukon: (Jukon: FUCK YOU BITCH

Fanta: is a qualified goatmom

Gaster: Each of my children have a piece of my soul.

Fanta: if you habe concern

Hyper: "Huh."

Hyper: "Interesting."

Jeska or Jukon: ((Qualifited moms don't get let their kids die

Fanta: ((Why did the noob drop his ice cream?

Jeska or Jukon: (OHOhhhhhhhh

Gaster: But, ah... I do know other Gasters with children. I'm certain some of them know about pregnancy.

Jeska or Jukon: ummmm.....

Fanta: (([i]He was destroyed![/i]

Fanta: didnt let her kid die she killed her kid checkmate jukon

Gaster: Do you want me to ask them for help?

Mi: (( www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY ))

Jeska or Jukon: I don't even know if I want to go through with this

Jeska or Jukon: ((......thats not how you you view this....gdi Fanta

Hyper: "Pregnancy is a confusing time for women, sure."

Gaster: nods. "Well, ultimately, it's your desicsion to keep the baby or not. A child's a big responsibility. They're a whole other person."

Hyper: "What Gaster said."

Mi: (( https://youtu.be/5Jq06Ga71TM ))

Fanta: Wish I could give you advice

Jeska or Jukon: I feel like I should

Jeska or Jukon: I know though I wouldn't if it wasn't for my time with Onna

Mi: sleeps in her box. It's padded with all sorts of pillows and blankets on the inside.

Gaster: nods.

Fanta: It's your choice, Jukon

Hyper: "Jukon, I'm going to leave now. I hope you come up with a decision soon."

Jeska or Jukon: yeah

Jeska or Jukon: I don't have that much time left

Hyper: "Mhm."

Hyper: "Anyways, bye."

Hyper: * He leaves!

Jeska or Jukon: See ya Hypers

Gaster: So long, Hyper.

Jeska or Jukon: and thanks

Jeska or Jukon: lies down on the couch

Hyper: ((Gaster: So long, vision. -rips his pupils out- -finds out they're tiny stickers-))

Hyper: ((Gaster: what the fuck))

Hyper: ((Gaster: -feels pitch black eyeballs-))

Hyper: ((Gaster: oh))

Gaster: adjusts his glasses.

Fanta: continues petting her gote child

Wandering Frisk: -walks in- time for a break!

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-There is a seemingly smol kitten child in a cardboard box on the floor by Gaster. The box has "i need a home!!!!" and "free kitten" on it in bad permanent-marker handwriting.-[/font]

Mi: awakens and yawns.

Gaster: already takes in enough strays.

Fanta: hates cats

Wandering Frisk: -probably can't have a pet at his place/job

Fanta: is sort of trying to ignore her

Fellby: -why not the place offers pussy-

Fellby: -badum tish-

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]-probably wouldn't mind-[/font]

Jeska or Jukon: ((Fellby: I smell money wasting away, someone taking a break

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Mi: looks up at Gaster.

Gaster: is ignoring the cat because if he pays attention, he'll find it cute and it's just a slippery slope from there.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]O-oh! H-hey theere...[/font]

Gaster: is trapped by societal convention! He must reply or else it's rude!

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]H-have you seen anyone named... uh... Oh! Yeah! Their name was, uh, Sans![/font]

Wandering Frisk: hey Fanta

Gaster: Uh... hey.

Gaster: He's my son.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]!!!![/font]

Fanta: Howdy, frisk

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Oh! Great![/font]

Jeska or Jukon: ?/wf still got that goop

Jeska or Jukon: ((ughhhh

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I live off of laziness...[/font]

Wandering Frisk: still got that goop?

Gaster: freezes. "Are you going to exploit my son?"

Mi: seems suprised.

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Oh! No non no no no![/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I-I'm a... whawuzzit... Um...[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]Manifest![/font]

Gaster: frowns. "Well, you're out of luck in this timeline. He's dead here."

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]O-oh...[/font]

Wandering Frisk: have you been at work lately Fanta?

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I-I'm truly sorry for your loss... W-wait, is he your Sans...? All this timeline stuff confuses me...[/font]

Mi: [font=Marker Felt]I'll figure it out later.[/font]

Gaster: ... Okay.

Gaster: found out, like, ten years ago.

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Mi: ((heya

Mi: is Sloth.

Mi: flops over. She looks comfy.

Fanta: Nah

Gaster: ((hi there

Jeska or Jukon: its changed a bit, its also a casino now

Jeska or Jukon: ((opps that was Drisk

Fanta: Haven't been in a while

Jeska or Jukon: ((frisk*

Alphys: (hey)

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Wandering Frisk: its changed a bit, its also a casino now

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

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Wandering Frisk: its been busy, Fellby has been riding our asses over it

Fanta: I have my daughter to take care of now

Wandering Frisk: heh, riding our asses

Fanta: Heh

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

Fanta: ((Internet is a bitch rn

Wandering Frisk: so does that mean you'll be moving on?

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi alphy

Alphys: (yeh?)

Fanta: Maybe

Mi: takes out a little broom and scoots around the bar.

Fanta: I really don't know

Jeska or Jukon: ((opps just meant to say hello once

Wandering Frisk: I was hoping to get to know you more

Fellby: Look who's strutting into the bar, with what looks to be an unlit cigarette hanging from his mouth, filter-side out.

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].

Fanta: Once I get settled down with her, I'll probably go back

Wandering Frisk: stands up and waves, "hey boss

Mi: ((ey b0ss))

Fanta: Howdy, Grillby

Fellby: "MMmh? Oh, hey, Fanta. Haven't seen you around lately." He takes the cigarette from his mouth, releasing a bit of smoke into the air.

Mi: (( [url=https://youtu.be/MKrpadhcC8g]i'm dying[/url] ))

Wandering Frisk: taking a break too?

Fanta: I've been busy

Fanta: Almost died and stuff

Fellby: He nods, popping his cigarette back into his mouth. "Ah.. I see. I'm taking a break now. Running a casino's tougher than I thought!"

: Mi's connection timed out.

Fanta: Hm.. a casino?

Wandering Frisk: ((here you bio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NYKyMNoTT0

Fellby: Yup! It's bringing in a lot of cash, and customers who aren't looking for our normal, ahem, product.

Wandering Frisk: yeah I'm a dealer now!

Wandering Frisk: and I still get to be with people, its awesome!

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Fanta: I'll probably be around soon

Fellby: "Although... sometimes we get weird offers if people can't pay up. Someone offered to trade in his own brother!"

Fanta: Once she starts back at school and whatnot

Mi: ((beautiful))

Mi: ((*guitar* DIC ))

Fellby: "It'll be nice to have you back, but honestly, I'd understand if you never show up again."

Fellby: "No kid wants to know their parent works in a seedy business."

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Wandering Frisk: I think my mom worked at a similar place when I was a kid

Fellby: He nearly swallows his cigarette in surprise. "I... oh."

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Wandering Frisk: she said her job was to make people happy

Wandering Frisk: and thats what I'm doing now

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Wandering Frisk: mother like son

Wandering Frisk: err son like mother

Fellby: "Huh..."

Wandering Frisk: no nono

Wandering Frisk: has a stupid look, as in he actually looks stupid

Fellby: "Well, now I feel kind of bad... like I took advantage of someone with a bad childhood."

Fellby: "'Course, I'm someone with a bad childhood."

Wandering Frisk: what? why would you do that? whose the person with the bad childhood

Fellby: "You. Right?"