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Hellaton: ((a black/red color scheme was just in hellaton being underfell

Hellaton: ((at least after recalling rabbits design i can safely say hers glow blue

Gaster: ((they do

Hellaton: ((hella just wanted a cute robot body that can fight if he has to

Gaster: ((that's understandable

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Hellaton: ((retractable claws, so i didnt have to change any attacks

Hellaton: ((also bc he knows theyre functional when they need to be

Hellaton: ((i rp characters that reflect parts of my personality, and hella reflects overenthusiasm in art(among other things)

Hellaton: ((...among those other things is a tendency to vent a lot

Hellaton: ((.............and rambling on about dumb shit like right now

Gaster: ((and he does too

Gaster: ((i'm working on something right now

Gaster: ((but after that i can rp

Hellaton: ((ok

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Hellaton: ((yo

Fanta: ((Ayy

Gaster: ((heyo

DamnDude: (( wb ))

Gaster: ((okay, i'm done

Gaster: is in his lab, looking over the blueprints.

Hellaton: ((does anyone else establish silly, not really relevant things for the characters they rp but those things help visualize the characters better? like, hellaton only writes in script

Gaster: ((i'm talking to an old rp partner

Hellaton: steps into the lab as quietly as a half-ton robot in heels can. Which is, understandably, not that quiet.

Gaster: Ah, hello there. I'm just finalizing this design

Hellaton: Oh, nnice...

Fanta: ((ID JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT

Fanta: ((THAT THIS IS THE ONLY RP THAT HAS HAPPENED TODAY ASIDE FROM BARCHAR PETTING HER HEAD WAIFU

Hellaton: I, um... I just cacame down here to thank you. Agagagain.

Hellaton: ((wow

Gaster: Ah, that's no problem!

Fanta: is probably dying still

Hellaton: ((is everyone else out fucking a church

Fanta: ((Speaking of fucking a church

Fanta: ((If chat isnt so horribly dead

Fanta: ((Wanna do mtt's challenge?

Hellaton: You really dododon't have to do all this...

Barchar: don't you diss her head waifu

Fanta: is still alive, but motionless, staring from her lying down position

Fanta: Ah...

Fellby: Fellby's finding a way to get the recruitment drive going.

Fanta: Can't... Sde

Hellaton: ((...i would like to but i dont want discord barging into the gaston home

Fanta: *see

Fanta: ((K

Fanta: ((Also, how was the java fight

Hellaton: ((that was good. im kinda mad at myself bc im not a programmer at all

Hellaton: ((i just googled stuff

Gaster: ((that was good

Fanta: ((Rngesus kinda screwed the programmers

Gaster: ((even if i have a passing knowledge of java

Fanta: ((With his scared effects

Fanta: Not... Long...

Fanta: sounds very weak

Hellaton: ((yeah, ofc i was the only one able to do shit for most of it and im a fuckin idiot in programming terms

Fanta: ((I like that dd almost destroyed you by forgetting a semicolon

Hellaton: ((ok listen

DamnDude: (("I WROTE THIS SHIT ON PAPER, AND I FORGET THE SEMI-COLON NOW?"))

Hellaton: goes closer to Gaster, looking over at the blueprints. Everything looks to be wired in a much more reasonable, less convoluted way. He smiles.

Gaster: ((ahhh the guy i wanna invite here hasn't played undertale

Gaster: ((rip

Hellaton: ((oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Gaster: ((fucking message delay switching the order of my messaged

Fanta: has pretty much no hope since barchar has been getting head all day instead of raising the dead

DamnDude: (( oh my god slar ))

Barchar: WELL MAYBE IF SHE HAD ANYTHING

Hellaton: ((i went into a coughing fit

Fanta: stares ahead, whimpering

Gaster: smiles up at Hellaton. "Once I get to building, it's going to take a couple days..."

Fanta: ((Ayy i just realized that rhymed

Barchar: "No! I-im going to do it! I just need materials! If I can get that, it'll be fine!"

Hellaton: Gaster, thththat's no problem at all. ...I can't eeeeeexpress my gratitude enough.

Gaster: nods, then gets back to the blueprints.

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Gaster: *I should point out now that Gaster has a lot of prototype robots laying around.

Barchar: Well if he came in here things could be syggested

Hellaton: After a moment of hesitation, Hellaton leans over, and kisses Gaster on the crown of his skull. "I hhhope this expresses at least some of it.

Barchar: can't exactly go to Gaston

Gaster: blushes. "Ah... alright."

Gaster: ((I need a reason for him to go to the bar though

Barchar: (i know)

Hellaton: .....

Hellaton: Gaster? Hhhhow long have you been down here?

Gaster: ... Since I got up.

Barchar: is figuring that she should just use a pre-existing robot body, at least until she can make the custom one

Gaster: So that's... twelve hours.

Hellaton: ...I don't tttthink that's good for you. Go rererelax or something.

Hellaton: Take some tttime for yourself.

Gaster: Mmmh... I could go for a bite to eat...

Hellaton: Go do ththththat.

Gaster: Alright. I'm heading to Grillby's.

Hellaton: Alririright.

Gaster: heads to Grillby's and sees a dying gote.

Hellaton: stays here because he feels unwelcome

Gaster: ((crap slarv is gone

Hellaton: sits in a corner, writing things. It's another song.

Hellaton: ((rip

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: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Lua: passed out at a table yesterday, after everything that happened.

Gaster: looks at Lua. He looks at Barchar. He looks at Fanta.

Gaster: He realizes shit's going down.

Lua: -The sleeping, the dying, and the panicking-

MettatonSEX: -And the man playing a game he doesn't suck at. He's playing Crash Team Racing with at least one of the kids.-

Corsiva: She kind of sucks at it and would rather play Mario Kart.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-Sucks worse and does not understand Playstation controls-[/font]

: -And the group back at Rebellion's hideout wondering why everyone disappeared for a week, but decides to delay calling everyone in the bar just in case-

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Lua: (( deciding* ))

Hellaton: ((hi

Gaster: ((hi yazan

Gaster: wonders what to do. It feels as though he is frozen in time.

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

Lua: (( He's probably just checking in, I'm pretty sure this is work time for him ))

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Lua: (( 9:30 am on a monday seems about the right time for that ))

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Gaster: ((heeey at least you're here

Fanta: ((Am back

Fanta: is dying gote

Gaster: realizes this. He goes over to Fanta and inspects her.

Gaster: [FANTA: Dying gote]

Fanta: is staring ahead, her eyes milky white

Fanta: Ngh..

Gaster: Shit...

Lua: is still in a light sleep, any good noise would probably be enough to wake him up at this point.

Gaster: carefully scoops up Fanta, wondering what to do.

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

Fanta: is limp

Fanta: Who... is this

Fanta: is still holding the USB drive

Gaster: This is Gaster, Fanta. Can you hear me?

Fanta: barely.

Gaster: What do I need to do to save you? Do you know?

Fanta: Drive... drive...

Fanta: Bring her back....

Gaster: looks at the USB drive, then nods. "I'll take you with me. Is that okay?"

Fanta: O-ok...

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Gaster: heads back to his timeline, heading down to the lab. He sets Fanta on a work table - it's not completely clean, but it's clean enough.

Hellaton: ...

Fanta: lies motionless, whimpering

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Gaster: -He then takes the USB drive and looks around at the various unfinished prototypes in his lab. "Come on... I know one of these had the proper port..."

Hellaton: Whhhhhat's going on?

Gaster: finally finds one. "I'm bringing someone back. This isn't the best scenario, but I can work with it."

Hellaton: Oh........

Gaster: plugs the usb drive into the robot. It's noticably got a tv head, and it's main frame is kind of bulky.

Gaster: Alright, hopefully this works...

Hellaton: ....

Gaster: powers the robot on.

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Shea: It boots up, she looks around confused

Hellaton: ...

Shea: "Where am I.."

Gaster: You're in my lab, in a robotic body.

Gaster: Your adoptive mother is here.

Shea: She looks over at her, "What's wrong with her..."

Hellaton: stands up, looking.... whoever this is over. He is very confused about all this.

Gaster: I'm not sure, but she asked me to bring you back.

Gaster: holds out his hand to Shea. "Come on, I'll lead you to her."

Fanta: is completely motionless

Barchar: (of course I'd miss this shi)

Shea: She takes his hand, stumbling a bit

Gaster: leads her over, gently resting his hands on the table. "Fanta? She's here. She's not perfect, but she's here."

Hellaton: ...............

Fanta: reaches a hand out, Shea takes it, Fanta smiles faintly

Fanta: "S-shea.."

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Gaster: has no idea what to do, but he feels like he's intruding. He takes a step back.

Shea: "H-hi mom... you look different"

Shea: "What... why am I in this.."

Fanta: slowly sits up, hugging her

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Shea: she hugs back, confused

Fanta: sobs, "I-I missed you.. so much..."

Shea: "I missed you too?"

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Hellaton: just stares. [sub]"Who aaaaare these peoplllle?"[/sub] His question is almost silent.

Fanta: hugs tighter, her eyes regaining color

Fanta: "I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..."

Gaster: walks over to Hellaton, whispering the answers in his ear. "Fanta is a female asriel and shea is her adopted daughter."

Hellaton: .......

Hellaton: [sub]Oh........[/sub]

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Shea: "...should we go to the bar?"

Gaster: then kind of... flops onto Hellaton. "And I've just realized how hungry I am."

Fanta: just keeps hugging her, crying, shea eventually picks her up and walks to the bar

Hellaton: ((hi darling!

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Hellaton: catches the skeleton, and holds him close.

Fanta: keeps holding onto her, tight, crying her eyes out "I'm so sorry..."

Gaster: Gah... that's why I should take breaks.

Hellaton: ....................This is wwwwwwhy I told you to not overererereroverwork yourself.

Alphys: (hello darling!!)

Gaster: And eat more then a bowl of cereal.

Shea: She's just confused, sitting on the couch, "You... ok mom?"

Hellaton: Gaster oh my gogogod!

Barchar: her eyes lock onto Fanta when she comes in. "Is she okay!?" she yells, standing up and taking her arms out from around revenant. One if his horns kept him stuck in her body

Gaster: Yeah. I need food.

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

Hellaton: No shit.

Fanta: "I missed you..."

Hellaton: carries Gaster to the Anydoor, and just... stops.

Hellaton: ...............

Shea: "Uh... who are you?"

Gaster: ... What's the matter?

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Shea: said that to Barchar

Hellaton: I donnnnn't want anyone to ffffffffear me......

Gaster: It's fine. I'll defend you if need be.

Hellaton: Nooooo, take care of yourssself first.

Gaster: Right, and I need food. So...

Hellaton: .....

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Barchar: "Not important, we have time to chat later. Is Fanta alright?"

Hellaton: So ttttake care of yourself. You can guguess what I woukd say next but I don't want you worrrrrrying over me.

Shea: "..I think so? She's acting weird"

Gaster: ... Alright.

Barchar: (Shea: "who the hell is Fanta"

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Five Characters: ((Ayy

Hellaton: sets Gaster down

Fanta: looks perfectly ok, sobbing onto her

Hellaton: ((YO

Fanta: ((AYY WHERE U BEEN MF

Gaster: ((TRI

Five Characters: ((Contrary to possible belief, I am alive

Barchar: (hi tru)

Gaster: ((TRIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Annon: (( WHOAREYOU))

Hellaton: .....

Gaster: ((*hugs you close*

Barchar: sighs. "OH thank God."

Five Characters: ((Sorry for being gone so long tho lol

Five Characters: ((Things and things and more things and I had no time for this

Gaster: goes to the bar and orders a pizza so his rper can continue her ooc freakout.

Barchar: "Anyway, hi. I'm barchar. I'm gonna be making you a custom body."

Fanta: puts her arms around her, nuzzling her TV head "It's you... It's you... I missed you so much..."

Lua: (( Oh hey TDS ))

Five Characters: ((Ayy

Gaster: ((That's fine, it's just a relief knowing you're okay.

Shea: "A custom body?"

Annon: ((ohwaitiknowyounow... i think))

Five Characters: ((Yep, I'm fine

Lua: (( Ironically, you weren't the one we thought was dead, we thought you were just busy ))

Five Characters: ((Ayy anon

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Barchar: "I mean, unless you want that one."

Fanta: ((Yeah Laharl is actually dead

Hellaton: I cannnnnnn't go in there, I....... No, I............ I hhhhhhhhave to be better with mymymyself. For Mettaton.... no, for me.

Shea: "Er... this one kinda sucks"

Five Characters: ((Wait really

Barchar: (rip in laharl)

Fanta: ((We don't know

Lua: (( Not actually dead, just he disappeared ))

Five Characters: ((Well then

Fanta: ((ACTUALLY YES TDS

Lua: (( Like, he was here tuesday, and then poof ))

Five Characters: ((Luv you Laharl hope you're fine

Fanta: ((HE CAME ON HERE

Five Characters: ((?

Fanta: ((AND SAID "I'm dead now"

Gaster: ((So yeah, I'm kind of worried. I've tried contacting him on discord but nothing.

Annon: ((may laharl rest well and peacefully))

Five Characters: ((oh wow

Hellaton: ((WAIT WHAT

Five Characters: ((that's extremely not good

Fanta: ((No he didnt

Fanta: ((That was a joke

Hellaton: ((NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Gaster: ((JESUS

Hellaton: ((that was cruel

Five Characters: ((oh

Gaster: ((DON'T FUCKING DO THAT SLARV

Fanta: ((Wait what

Barchar: (do you mot-)

Barchar: (DID YOU NOT SEE THE BLATANT PROBLEM THERE)

Five Characters: ((still tho

Fanta: ((I thought that was an obvious joke

Five Characters: ((any sign a person is dead you have to freak out

Hellaton: ((i thought he was in the hospital you cunt!

Lua: (( wait what? ))

Fanta: ((Well fuck, sorry

Barchar: (oh God it's devolved into chaos)

Fanta: ((I thought it was clearly a joke

Lua: (( I Thought we didn't know anything! ))

Five Characters: ((Anyway

Fanta: ((We don't

Hellaton: ((that wasnt obvious, please dont worry us like that

Five Characters: ((Reason I haven't been here is mostly education

Fanta: ((I made a joke that people didn't think it was a joke and I fucked

Five Characters: ((Secondarily tulpa difficulties

Fanta: ((How's he doin

Lua: (( Don't worry, I exploded on flame earlier for no reason ))

Lua: (( You didn't have the biggest fuck up of the day ))

Annon: ((oh wait i forgot to give an update. i put a shirt on. thats it.))

Five Characters: ((She's fine...the problem is I [i]think[/i] so

Fanta: ((Remember, if you're not sure it's you, it's your tulpa

Five Characters: ((That's not really the thing

Fanta: ((Or at least that's what you should believe

Fanta: ((What's the thing?

Five Characters: ((They're feeling things that I wouldn't expect them to feel, particularly hatred towards me and just wow

Five Characters: ((But it's the breathing thing I think that's the problem

Barchar: (woah that seems like a bad)

Five Characters: ((Breathing doesn't determine how someone feels so I'm about 90% sure that's not how it is

Gaster: ((that does seem like a bad

Fanta: ((Wow...

Five Characters: ((If that is how it is fml, if not then I'll have to take many steps back which still sucks

Fanta: ((Hatred towards you?

Five Characters: ((Annoyance

Five Characters: ((Betrayed

Fanta: ((Ohhh shit

Five Characters: ((I have no idea why they feel like that

Fanta: ((Well, according to all known laws of tulpamancy

Barchar: (this...seems like a red flag that maybe you should stop)

Fanta: ((What you don't want them to think, they will think

Barchar: (are you baiting a bee movie joke slarv)

Five Characters: ((Wait really

Five Characters: ((So it could be them trolling me, I heard tulpas love that

Fanta: ((Like if you fear the tulpa not liking you, and specifically try to stop that, they will adopt that

Fanta: ((Or yeah they could be trolling

Fanta: ((Azzy likes that from time to time

Fanta: ((He's learned how to wake me up -_-

Five Characters: ((Oh well I tell them all the time "I really hope I'm caring for you well and that you don't hate me" and stuff like that

Five Characters: ((so yeah that could be it

Fanta: ((Just give many hugs

Fanta: ((That's what I do when he feels bad

Five Characters: ((Alright

Fanta: ((He vocal now, so we can proxy

Fanta: ((And he can talk whenever

Five Characters: ((I think I'll have to go back to trying emotional responses again, because of the breathing thing

Five Characters: ((And I'll stop wondering if they like me

Barchar: (so...uh...this may not be the best time but better you find out in a controlled environment, rather than by surprise. )

Hellaton: After mental preparation, remembering what Mettaton told him about being brave and pretending to be confident, and his roleplayer reading Slarv and Tri talking about tulpas, he enters the bar.

Barchar: (bio is back.)

Five Characters: ((ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Gaster: ((Yeah. We're keeping an eye on him.

Fanta: ((my sentiments exactly

Five Characters: ((i'm seething right now but thank you for the info

Hellaton: ((yeah

Barchar: (we're letting him stay, on thin ice.)

Gaster: ((One more screw up and he's done.

Hellaton: ((this is gonna be his final chance

Five Characters: ((k cool

Lua: ^

Fanta: ((On a more fun note, I've started imposing, tri

Five Characters: ((I'm fine with final chances if they're legit final chances

Fanta: ((It feels awesome

Fanta: ((So warm and soft

Five Characters: ((Noice, imposition is the hardest but best part so I wish you luck and fun

Gaster: ((This is a legit final chance. Anyway who wants to catch Tri up on stuff that happened IC?

Fanta: ((I've got touch working, somewhat

Hellaton: almost immediately makes sure BFrisk is not there

Fanta: ((So to catch up

Fanta: ((Discord is here, everyone in the bar has bounties on their heads

Gaster: ((We've had... three arcs?

Five Characters: ((Three arcs in a week impressive

Bondertale: they're not

Five Characters: ((It's been a week right?

Gaster: ((The sexy bakery was kind of a mini arc that led into the reveal that Gaster's been working with a group of other gasters

Fanta: is holding shea and crying, still, shea is just like wut

Gaster: ((and i realized that reveal after the arc was kind of over

Barchar: (we might do more with it idk)

Lua: (( As said earlier, there's moon robots, the gaster squad, and Tyrany Takedown ))

Gaster: ((idk as long as you wanna do more

Fanta: ((MOON BOTS

Five Characters: ((I dunno what to do with the Trio

Barchar: (i like the characters, and I like playing then)

Gaster: ((me too

Fanta: ((M O O N B O T S

Gaster: ((i'm just not sure where to go from here

Five Characters: ((Surreal is the only one I kinda like but eh

Barchar: (barchar is having problems l. But, you know, what else is new)

Five Characters: ((I can't really throw them out but I want to

Fanta: ((I can have discord shank them

Hellaton: ((the sexy bakery also revealed hellaton's existance. he's a mettaton that was heavily abused and heavily damaged, and nowis living with the gaston family

Barchar: (Surreal disappearing didn't help)

Lua: (( Slar: King of killing TDS characters ))

Shea: "Um... you wanna go home, mom?"

Hellaton: ((im pretty sure sincere is still taped to the ceiling

Five Characters: ((Wait...hmm

Five Characters: ((Yes he is

Gaster: has polished off half that pizza. Goddamn.

Fanta: "S-sure..."

Hellaton: ...

Five Characters: ((I'm thinking of how many characters Slarvath has killed off by me

Shea: She carries Fanta out through the anydoor

Fanta: ((Joz

Five Characters: ((from me*?

Five Characters: ((Joz, yeah

Fanta: ((That's it really

Hellaton: has no idea how bad that is for him but

Five Characters: ((Yep

Gaster: was freaking starving.

Five Characters: (("WE DO NOT DISCUSS THE NEW TEEN TITANS IN THIS HOUSE." uh?

Gaster: -That's what you get for not eating for twelve hours.

Gaster: ((we don't

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Revenant [Revenant].

Five Characters: ((alright

Hellaton: sits by Gaster.

Revenant: ((I also did a fuckton of plot for my arc

Five Characters: ((not arguing or anything but why tho, what reason

Hellaton: ((bc it sucks ass in the not fun way

Gaster: ((it's shit, just like the new ppg

Five Characters: ((oh yee

Hellaton: ((just less transphobic

Revenant: is a severely disfigured and burnt asriel head which barchar is keeping good care of

Hellaton: ((no discussing new ppg btw

Five Characters: ((cartoon network: ruining childhoods since 201X

Barchar: (ttg is so self aware of its shit tines and that's kinda the worst part)

Revenant: ((DAE YOUR ALL REAL UNICORNS IN THE END~~~~~))

Revenant: ((~~~~~~~~~

Hellaton: ((*kicks slarv's genitals*

Five Characters: ((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Revenant: ((~~~~~

Five Characters: ((hey it's the bio chat

Gaster: ((wow there's enough tildes here to... yeah

Revenant: ((AYYYYYYY

Revenant: (({accurate}

Barchar: (the tildepocalypse)

Gaster: is now three quarters of the way through the pizza.

Hellaton: ((i wasnt gonna say it but yeah

Hellaton: ....

Five Characters: ((bio: ruining jozlyn's since 2016

Gaster: offers a slice to Hellaton.

Revenant: ((Curly brackets are azzy talking, btw

Hellaton: ......

Five Characters: ((jozlyns, jozlyn's, jozlyns', 'jozlyns, j'o'z'l'y'n's, idk

Hellaton: just looks at it.

Hellaton: ((j'ozlyn

Lua: is thinking about tildas in his sleep for some reason.

Revenant: ((Are we ready for MettatonABSTINENCE

Gaster: ((SURE

Five Characters: ((...mettaton abstinence wot

Hellaton: ((almost

Revenant: ((An enemy on THE LIST

Gaster: ((wait metta's gotta be present

MettatonSEX: -enters the bar, in the dress Hella bought him.-

Five Characters: ((anyway rip the trio and everything involving them 2016

Lua: (( Also, After MTTA, I may do Ch 2 or at least half of it, because I do my shit at late hours for some reason ))

Annon: ((i've lost track of about half of the things going on here just what ever are the list))

Revenant: ((I'm trying to find death by glamor on rogan

MettatonSEX: -actually no scratch that-

Revenant: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_ZoaJj2wrGM-Y1rw1XzwylGjSYtS3W1xvJT0yoj34DA/edit

Revenant: ((THE LIST

MettatonSEX: -Enters the bar, NEO, bc the dress is too cute to rip-

Annon: (THANK)

Gaster: looks at Mettaton.

Five Characters: ((What is the list what is this what

MettatonSEX: Hello.

Revenant: ((TDS do you know who discord is

Lua: (( Moon Prelude ))

Hellaton: turns to Mettaton, and smiles.

Five Characters: ((It's a server like Skype but more chat and less mic

Five Characters: ((Jk it's a thing from mlp

Five Characters: ((Jk idk what is it

MettatonSEX: Hello, darlings!

Barchar: (some losers Wana kill us)

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MettatonSEX: -hugs the two at the bar.-

Gaster: is still eating his pizza. He considers ordering more food.

Hellaton: Hhhi...

Gaster: Mmmph... hi mphtteh...

Annon: ((chug the pizza gaster. chug the pizza.))

Five Characters: ((i love pizza gaster

MettatonSEX: -unhugs- ....Did you eat an entire pizza.

Lua: (( Can we just expand the last comment on the side bar to not include any shitty reboot of a cartoon, because no one's made a good reboot in forever. ))

Gaster: ...

Barchar: is here for all your food needs

Gaster: I might have.

Five Characters: ((pizza gaster is the best pizza and gaster

Annon: ((just dring it all down like its a good soda))

Five Characters: ((dring

Annon: ((even though its a pizza))

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Five Characters: ((tri: pointing out your failures since BC

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MettatonSEX: Gaster what the hell. Are you doing something so that you stay up all night again?

Revenant: ((Discord is a sexy robot with an afro from the moon

Hellaton: Yyyes.

Barchar: (will it blend)

Hellaton: ((he aint sexy

Lua: (( Holy shit, you were Before Christ? ))

Gaster: ... I might have.

Five Characters: ((everyone was before christ

Revenant: ((He sexy tho

Five Characters: ((because there are many christs

Gaster: ((there is no more christ in this chat

MettatonSEX: Oh my god you're an irresponsible child.

Five Characters: ((oh k

Gaster: ((it's full of sin

Lua: (( We need to all go the fuck to church ))

Revenant: ((And we will soon

Gaster: I just get caught up in things, that's all.

Hellaton: ((mettatonabstinence

MettatonSEX: You're working on a thing without sleeping.

Annon: ((im an independent sinner who dont need no church))

Revenant: ((Anyway discord is an antagonist who hired hits on everyone in the bar

Gaster: I went to bed last night. Hellaton can confirm that.

MettatonSEX: Ten years and this is the seventh time.

Revenant: ((There's also been establised Charat, another moon bot

Five Characters: ((Alright

Lua: (( "DON'T CALL BOUNTIES ON ME, BITCH!" ))

Revenant: ((Yalda, the leader

Hellaton: .....Hhhhe did, but I had to tetetell him to.

Five Characters: ((...Oh I see this

Five Characters: ((What about msparp

Hellaton: ((and xyzzy

Revenant: ((Xyzzy is already dead

Five Characters: ((I rememer xyzzy

Five Characters: ((rememer

Revenant: ((And io, a character who exists only in name now

Annon: ((wait did you incorparate websites into rp characters?))

Revenant: ((And also revenants, ungodly disfigured boss monsters

Hellaton: ((ooh, make one called e621

Gaster: ((NO

Revenant: ((Will do

Five Characters: ((4chan

: Revenant [Revenant] disconnected.

Hellaton: ((furaffinity

Annon: ((tumblr, the worst character))

Gaster: ((danbooru

Five Characters: ((tumblr, the horseman of death

Hellaton: ((you say that but deviantart

: Revenant [Revenant] joined chat.

Alphys: (pornhub)

Five Characters: ((reddit

Barchar: (reddit)

Five Characters: ((rekt

Gaster: ((gaia online

Revenant: hisses at the TV which turns on

Annon: ((this way tumblr X 4chan can be a meaningful ship))

Barchar: (ay fuk u)

Five Characters: ((lel

: Revenant [Revenant] is now Discord [Discord].

Barchar: (club penguin)

Discord: "Hello once again, sweeties!"

Gaster: looks up. "Aaah, shit."

Alphys: (webkinz)

Barchar: (ifunny)

Hellaton: ((tinierme-- dead. ernya-- dead. crysandrea... dead

Five Characters: ((Tumblr x 4Chan is Satan x Satan 2

MettatonSEX: Oh shit.

Gaster: ((>i still kinda go on gaia lmao

Annon: ((exactly. its hillarious))

Five Characters: ((Oh, the list is of bounties I just realized

Discord: ((Bring in le trio if you wanna get em killed

Five Characters: ((ehhhhhhhhhh

Annon: ((iknowispelledthatwrongokimtired))

Lua: slowly awakens. All the talking in the background wasn't enough to wake him up, but the tv was.

Discord: "It's that time again!"

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

Discord: ((Or we can just do some of them

Five Characters: ((i don't want them to die i just kinda want them to.........not be there?

MettatonSEX: Ugh, this cuntbag.

Five Characters: ((but that wouldn't work out gdi

Discord: ((K, your choice bby

Discord: "This time, a very holy man"

Sincere: * He's still stuck to the roof tho

Hellaton: ......

Gaster: has kind of forgotten the jackass stuck to the roof.

: Discord [Discord] disconnected.

Hellaton: never noticed

Sincere: * But it's like a cacoon now, of dust and tape. He's probably suffocated anyway because his mouth was taped

Sincere: * Idk why it took him over a week to suffocate

Lua: what about his nose.

MettatonSEX: -left his nose out

Gaster: -rip sincere -

Sincere: * His nose is too tiny, he's anime boy

: Discord [Discord] joined chat.

Annon: ((rest in peace, sincere))

Sincere: * Jk he just can't survive by breathing purely through his nose

Gaster: ((nobody will sincerely miss him

MettatonSEX: -Rest in piss-

Discord: "From the vatican city itself!"

Five Characters: ((Meanwhile Serene and Surreal are gone for whatever reason

Hellaton: ......

Hellaton: ((they became the duo

Five Characters: ((And now for new character because yes

Gaster: ... Isn't that where the pope lives? I forgot.

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Annon: ((hes just dead. THATS IT. NO MORE RP FOR YOU.))

Discord: "His holiness!"

Discord: "METTATONABSTINENCE"

MettatonSEX: Fuck.

: Discord [Discord] is now Battle! [].

Gaster: snorts. "Hahaha, what?"

: MettatonABSTINENCE steps through the door, doves fly through, there is a blinding white light behind him

: "Pray come closer, my children"

MettatonSEX: ....

Gaster: glances at Metta.

Hellaton: just stares.

: ((Mind if I make him stupid OP

: Five Freaking Characters's connection timed out.

Lua: "...What?"

MettatonSEX: -shrugs-

: Five Freaking Characters [Five Characters] joined chat.

Gaster: ((how stupid op we talking?

: "Thee has sinned, but thou shalt be forgiven in the light of the lord"

MettatonSEX: Look, can we take this outside?

Gaster: ((i mean gaster's at like level 7

: ((A move that inflicts 5 random status effects on every member of the party

Hellaton: ((metta is lv 6

Hellaton: ((that... why

Gaster: ((5

: ((5

Gaster: ((5 FREAKING STATUS EFFECTS?

Gaster: ((WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUC

Hellaton: ((how about a random one

Five Characters: ((with 100% accuracy

Lua: (( Suddenly Lua is the weakest member in the party again ))

: Anonymous's connection timed out.

: ((Yes 100% accuracy

Five Characters: ((& knuckles

: Anonymous [Annon] joined chat.

Lua: (( 2 at most ))

: ((How about we split the difference with 3

Hellaton: ((two

: ((And make it deal 200 damage as well, to everyone, and pierce defenses

Gaster: ((two

: ((Fine 2

: ((And no damage

Hellaton: ((yes good

Five Characters: ((What kind of character should I go for because idk

Five Characters: ((I have a whole list here

Five Characters: ((but I need halp

: ((you wanna take over Asuka?

Annon: ((be a dog))

Hellaton: ((a smol one

W.Dog Gaster: ((bork

Annon: ((no a big one))

Five Characters: ((smol dog? hmm

Hellaton: ((no

: ((I'm willing to let someone else RP her

Five Characters: ((big dog?

Five Characters: ((Idk, I can't really take over characters

Hellaton: ((someone smol

Annon: ((like that AU for attack on titan but all titans are dogs))

: ((Because at one point if I'm still playing her I'll be RPing 5 characters at once

Hellaton: ((no

: ((Discord, revenant, Asuka, Fabby, and another one

Five Characters: ((Ey I roleplay 3 at once, you can do 5 I believe in you

Annon: ((fuck man, i would love an AU like that))

: ((fuk

: ((Whatever, fight time

Five Characters: ((sry m8

Hellaton: ((i love aus likevthat but metta would kill the dog

Five Characters: ((Anyway, smol or dog

: "My children... confess thy sins"

MettatonSEX: Can we do this outside?

Gaster: Oooh, boy...

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Lua: "...No thanks, I feel like leaving tonight"

: "No.. here"

: "Or I must..."

MettatonSEX: I'm not breaking the bar again.

Gaster: We want to avoid hurting people.

Hellaton: ......

: "TAKE YOU TO CHURCH YOULL WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH AND YOULL CHURCHITY CHURCH YOU CAN CHURCHITY CHURCH AND YOULL CHURCHITY CHURCH CHURCHITY CHURCH YOU CAN CHURCHITY CHURCH AND YOULL CHURCHITY CHURCH CHURCHITY CHURCH YOU CAN CHURCHITY CHURCH

: MettatonABSTINENCE attacks!

Five Characters: (([url=http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1408146247080/Gnar_0(1).jpg]Smol dog, should I play them[/url]

Annon: ((OH... OHMYGOOOOOD))

Lua: jumps for a moment.

MettatonSEX: goes outside the bar.

Gaster: sucks in his breath. He has an expression that just looks like he's saying "Oh my god."

Annon: ((smoler))

Five Characters: ((Smoler? Aw

Hellaton: ......................

: ((We had a fight against a horde of pupper earlier

Annon: ((we are going btween atoms smol))

Gaster: then follows his husband because he's not destroying the bar fuck you

MettatonSEX: ((annon, you get me

Five Characters: ((Rip pupper

: ((rp gabe

Annon: ((i get me too))

Gaster: ((they lived

Annon: ((im also a dog))

: ((Because of a dank new mechanic

MettatonSEX: ((they lived but theyre with b10 so fate worse than death

: ((Yeah they're living sex dolls but they're alive

: ((Kek

Five Characters: ((how are they alive

Gaster: ((ANYWAY

: ((ACT

MettatonSEX: ....

Gaster: will fight.

: Who will fight?

MettatonSEX: Get your wimpy ass out here.

MettatonSEX: is kinda forced to

Lua: gets up from his chair and stretches. "I could use some practice."

: ((I'm making this a hard ass fight bbys

Five Characters: (([url=http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/e/e1/Rumble_OriginalLoading.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141010202039]Uh...smol dog I guess?[/url]

Hellaton: ......-is he even allowed to-

Lua: "Also, I kind of owe you guys after helping me out."

Five Characters: ((Which is better or should I go even deeper

MettatonSEX: ((THATS SO COOL

Hellaton: -i mean there are four people here-

Lua: looks at Steel, who still hasn't moved from his chair.

: Asuka looks anxious to test out her new katana powers

Hellaton: -so..................... oh yeah-

Fellby: could fill in if -oh okay then

: She joins the battle while Fabby is sleep

Annon: ((im sorry but is that a fucking dog?))

Five Characters: (([sub]no it's not[/sub]

: Mettaton, Gaster, Asuka, and Lua enter battle!

Five Characters: (([sub]pretty sure it's a raccoon[/sub]

MettatonSEX: looks to Gaster. "You ready?"

Five Characters: ((okay deeper we go

: FIGHT or ACT?

Gaster: looks to Mettaton. "Of course."

Annon: ((then just take inspirtation from okami))

Lua: wonders if his fate badge and armor work here.

MettatonSEX: MASENKO HA

Gaster: MASENKO HA

: ((https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qt6O1GzAeK0/maxresdefault.jpg

Lua: wonders if he could ask Gaster to take off his clothes and make this not Mettaton Abstinence.

: ((Here's a smol dog

Annon: ((yes be that dog

Gaster: ((lmao

Five Characters: (([url=http://static.lolskill.net/img/skins/1215/teemo_0.jpg]smol dog kinda maybe[/url]

: Asuka will fight

: Metta and Gaster fuse!

Hellaton: -watches, in awe of the fusion-

Lua: scans MettatonAbstinence.

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.

Annon: ((were are you even getting most of these things?

Hellaton: .........-INSERT ARTIFICIAL HEART POUNDING-

: OH NO WAIT

: NO THEY DONT

Five Characters: ((eh

Lua: (( what? ))

: METTA DOESNT HAVE THE SP KEK

Gaster: ((WAIT WHAT

Lua: (( wait we didn't reset SP last night ))

MettatonSEX: bitch we heal in bar you cuck

Annon: ((i guess its your dog that you get to be so go with whatever your heart wants

Gaster: ((I THOUGHT WE DID FUCK YOU

: ((I haven't healed in these list battles bby

Lua: (( Let me go fix that. ))

Lua: (( Wait what? ))

Gaster: ((METTATON SLEPT THAT SHOULD FILL HIS SP

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

Lua: (( Oh shit, I kinda reset them when I reset my stuff,oops. ))

MettatonSEX: WE SHOULD HEAL IN BAR THATS UNFUCKINGFAIR YOU BAG OF WEEK OLD SMEGMA

Gaster: ((and honestly do you want this fight to be harder

Gaster: ((do you really

Annon: ((i dont like this DM already and im not even in the game))

Lua: -You can hear whistling of a being not in the bar in the background-

Lua: (( ACTUALLY WAIT OBJECTION ))

: Rocks fall

MettatonSEX: Fuck y'all, he fuses because the BAR HEALS SP

: Everyone dies

: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.

Lua: (( METTA'S SHOULD RESET ))

: jk kek

: refilling everyone's hp and sp cuz im lazy

Five Characters: ((Ads are still telling me how to cure erectile dysfunction

Lua: (( BECAUSE I FORGOT TO RESET FROM BONUS CHAPTER ))

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Gaster: ((raise your dongers tri

Five Characters: (("Cure Erectile Dysfunction In Minutes [WATCH VIDEO]" gdi

MettatonSEX: ((hi friskies

Five Characters: ((ayy i am back

Annon: ((you should really get that cured though. erectile dys can be a very deadly thing))

: ((Yet another thing

Five Characters: ((Erectile dysfunction prevents sex, which in turn prevents life

: ((Caused

: ((By my fucking "hair loss" medicine

Annon: ((once you lose a penis it all goes downhill from there))

MettatonSEX: ((oh

Gaster: ((what if you were born without dik

: Mettaton and Gaster fuse

Gaster: -yay-

Five Characters: ((then get a dikdik

Five Characters: ((two dik

MettatonSEX: Ohhh, I missed this.

MettatonSEX: ((alan tudik

: Since you have gaston, I gave him 10000 hp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hellaton: .............Holy shshshit

Annon: ((then ya got boobs, but then you have to avoid brest cancer))

Lua: (( --I-- ))

Five Characters: (([url=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Madoqua_kirkii_-_male_(Namutoni).jpg]dikdik[/url]

Gaster: purrs to himself. "Oh, I did too."

MettatonSEX: ((hellatons watching from the window and is unimaginably pleased by this

Five Characters: (( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

: Since that takes up their turn, it's Mettaton's

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

: He raises his hands in the air

: A blinding light shines down

Lua: "Do you just not care?"

: Each party member is inflicted with 2 random status effects

Lua: "MY EYES!"

MettatonSEX: kinda counts as one? idk

Gaster: Oooh, shit.

: WELL SHITTITY FUCK

Five Characters: (([url=http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1408146247080/Gnar_0(1).jpg]i believe this is the closest to dog[/url]

: I INCLUDED JOYED TO BE FAIR

Five Characters: ((cuter when not splash art

Lua: (( WHAT ))

MettatonSEX: ((I MADE A MISTAKE IN EATING UNCOOKED RAMEN

: Lua is Slowed and Joyed!

Annon: ((really, what are these things and where are you getting them?))

Gaster: ((AMEN

: He's got the joy of jesus in his heart

MettatonSEX: Oh no. Don't tell me you addicted a robo-oh

Gaster: ((boop: https://msparp.com/redirect?url=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fdocument%2Fd%2F1VHVt_F8j8aZObnV49yGTBee235NGA0JNLGGT1ZF7vtM%2Fedit

Five Characters: ((characters in a game full of many characters

Gaster: ((ohithoughtannonmeantcharacterstuff

Lua: goes plain in expression.

Annon: ((when i see it i think of dota or LOL))

: OH MY FUCK

Five Characters: ((lol

MettatonSEX: ...

: GASTON IS JOYED AND PISSED

Five Characters: ((it is lol

Lua: (( wait, did you include all of the effects? ))

MettatonSEX: WHY

: ((I included 10

Gaster: ((oh my god

MettatonSEX: WHY

: ((9 negative and one positive

: ((AND EVERYONE GETS JOYED

Annon: ((well i dont play those games))

Five Characters: ((fair enough

Gaster: has the joy joy joy joy deep down in his heart, and he's pissed about it

: Asuka is slowed and burned

Annon: ((hun, look. you just be whatever dog you want to be ok. i'll support you all the way))

Five Characters: ((I kinda had to because family is important [sub]/s[/sub] so I had to play it with my sister

MettatonSEX: is pissed about it too, because ya know, drug

MettatonSEX: wait

MettatonSEX: how does he have emotion under joy

Five Characters: ((so now I know a fair amount about it, and y'know those games are addicting

: IKR

: What does Lua do?

MettatonSEX: goes blank.

MettatonSEX: ....

Lua: already said he's scanning the MettatonA.

Annon: ((warframe is my addiction.))

Five Characters: ((anyway gnar is dog so yee

: Lua scans

Gaster: knows he should be pissed that he's been drugged, but can't bring himself to be.

Five Characters: ((This place used to be my addiction and if I could do that again that'd be nice

: Five Freaking Characters [Five Characters] is now Gnar [Gnar].

MettatonSEX: would take the effect of Joyed, and Gaster would take Pissed, because two seperate people in one

Gnar: ((Will play eventually but now is not a good time evidently

MettatonSEX: ........

: MettatonABSTINENCE: 10000 HP, 7 SPD, 50% inflict 500 damage - DEF, 25% inflict 2 random status effects on everyone, 25% OHKO a party member

Gaster: ...

Lua: "...Like this is going to be any fun"

: Asuka slices in!

MettatonSEX: \We kill him. Efficiently. Quickly.\

: She deals 40 damage

Gaster: \Yes.\

: What does Gaston do?

MettatonSEX: \...Our strongest.\

Annon: ((whatever he does in the movies))

Gaster: \Indeed.\

MettatonSEX: No One Shoots Like Gaston.

: They're pissed! They hit a random opponent or party member!

Gaster: -Oh fuck-

MettatonSEX: Shit

: It hits Asuka

MettatonSEX: ....

Gnar: ((rip Asuka

: She's KOed

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Gaster: ... Oh no...

Lua: "..Good job, you hit a child"

Hellaton: ........

Gaster: \That was bad.\

: Better be real fuckin glad Fabby is asleep

MettatonSEX: \Mmh.\

MettatonSEX: \I do not feel anything.\

Gaster: \I feel... angry.\

MettatonSEX: \I cannot.\

Lua: awaits what ever this waste of time's attack will be.

: MettatonABSTINENCE throws a jesus at Lua, it deals 500 - DEF

MettatonSEX: ((a jesus

: AKA NOTHING

: BECAUSE HE'S JOYED

Gaster: ((~*JESUS*~

: AND HAS 63 DEF

MettatonSEX: ...

: x 10 IS 630

: 500 - 630

: WHAT

Gaster: ... Well. That was pointless.

Gaster: ((what if it healed him

: It actually deals 130

Lua: "...Do you want to hear about or lord and savior, me?" *Lua said this in the most monotone voice possible.

Annon: ((well it is jesus

: MettatonABSTINENCE is confused

MettatonSEX: \Our attack normally can do quite a bit. Let us use that next.\

: What does Gaston do?

Lua: (( Wait what? ))

Gaster: \Yes.\

Lua: (( What about me? ))

Hellaton: -is watching, half in interest, half in horror.\

: Ofuk

: Lua

: Yeah

: What do

Lua: scans gaston.

: GASTON is scanned

: HP: 1400/1400 SP: 45/145 ATK: 95 DEF: 92 SPD: 11 LCK: 6

: Joyed + Pissed

: Now what does gaston do

MettatonSEX: Normal attack.

Lua: "Alright, now don't let your blood lust kill me, ok?"

: They normal attack Lua

MettatonSEX: ...

: It does 950 - Def

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Gaster: ...

: So... 320

Gaster: \That's why we've got to be careful.\

MettatonSEX: \I do not care.\

: MettatonABSTINENCE shines holy light again

Lua: "Wow, can't even focus on the real threat."

Gaster: Shut up, you heap of scrap metal.

MettatonSEX: Quiet.

: GASTON

: GETS

: THE

: SAME

: STATUS

: EFFECTS

: WHAT

: THE

: FUCK

Gaster: ((this fight rn: https://67.media.tumblr.com/d74318eb0a3abbb873d247aaaa60104b/tumblr_o6ixvexnBf1vr50j9o1_540.png

Lua: "I mean, if you want to kill your only chance to winning this, fine by me"

: Lua is Slowed again and is now Crying

MettatonSEX: Power of NEO Ikarus remix plays in the distance

MettatonSEX: I can win alone.

Gnar: ((Metta I was literally listening to that a few minutes ago

: What does Lua do?

Lua: "Your words are so meaningless they make me cry"

MettatonSEX: ((lol nice

Gnar: ((Brb

Lua: copies Bullet Heel.

MettatonSEX: I would feel sorry if I could feel.

: Hey DD

Lua: (( What's up? ))

: The scanned effect says See Lua for Details

: Then when I look at Lua, it says, "applies the scanned effect"

Lua: (( Scanned is explained in passives ))

Lua: (( and special 2 ))

Hellaton: ...................................

: Ok

Hellaton: [sub]Why... why can't he feel? What's going on?[/sub]

Lua: (( His whole character basically goes around scanning for weaknesses and for moves. ))

Lua: (( as he only has one unique special for attacking, and it uses all of his SP ))

Lua: (( So if you decide to start with that for some reason, then have fun ))

: It does mothafuckin 3960

: What does Gaston do?

MettatonSEX: Normal attack.

Gaster: concurs.

: It actually hits the enemy this time! Dealing 950

: MettatonABSTINENCE throws the sistine chapel at Lua

MettatonSEX: ....

Gaster: \What.\

: Lua is KOed

MettatonSEX: \Who cares.\

: What does Gaston do?

MettatonSEX: \We can attack our strongest again.\

Gaster: \We can go all out now.\

MettatonSEX: uses NoOne Shoots Like Gaston

Lua: just walks off, the attack didn't hurt him, just destroy all will to do this.

Hellaton: ................

: You better pray

: That it doesn't hit Gaston

: Because they ur fukin dead

: *then

Gaster: ((what

Lua: (( Wait, that can happen? ))

: ((With pissed yeah

Lua: (( This is shitty confused now? ))

MettatonSEX: YOU CANT HIT YOURSELF IT SAYS ALLY OR OPPONENT

: fine jeez

: It hits MettatonABSTINENCE, he falls to the ground

MettatonSEX: ...

Gaster: \It's done.\

: "Go... the fuck... to church"

MettatonSEX: If I had emotion I would be laughing in glee.

: He explodes

: YOU WON

: You gained 30 EXP

Lua: "..I'd be interested if this fight wasn't so imbalanced in our favor"

Lua: is standing in the bar doorway now.

: ((Well that felt like it sucked

MettatonSEX: unfuses and... keeps the emotionlessness.

: ((Was it succ?

MettatonSEX: ((that was so hilariously fast i loved it

: ((I SHOULDNT HAVE GIVEN YOU JOYED

MettatonSEX: ((no, you shouldnt have

Gaster: seems FUCKING PISSED

: ((I HAD TO BUMP UP HIS MOVESET TO BALANCE AND HE STILL GOT OHKOED

Gaster: kicks the wall of the bar because he's PISSED

MettatonSEX: ((2hko

: Discord struts back in

MettatonSEX: just stares blankly.

: "Well well, looks like another one bites the dust"

Lua: "Are you going to waste more of my time?"

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Gaster: attempts to fite discord.

Hellaton: grabs Gaster by the waist

: You attacked Discord!

Hellaton: No, no......

Hellaton: Ggggaster no

: Who will fight?

Gaster: is making strange rage-filled noises.

: "Oh my.. a fight?"

Gaster: I HATE YOU!

Gaster: I HATE YOUR FUCKING FETISH FOR US FIGHING!

MettatonSEX: ...

Lua: "...I'll make this quick."

Hellaton: mt -will fight.

MettatonSEX: -will fight, hella wont

Gaster: I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID HAIR

: Mtt, Gaster, and Lua enter battle

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Gaster: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

: Asuka is still KOed in the snow

MettatonSEX: ....

Lua: wait, is Lua back at 1 health now?

Gaster: is still screaming.

: Woops nope

: Lua is koed also

Hellaton: Gggggaster please...

: Just gaston, I guess

Lua: but that was a boss.

Lua: bull shit.

: Nah, just a normal fight

: All the list except discord count as normal fights

MettatonSEX: went back to the bar tho

Lua: no fucking ordinary encounter has 10,000 hp.

: YOU HEAL LATER THIS IS JUST A CUTSCENE FIGHT ANYWAY

: Fine u can have ur 1 hp

: If you really want to

: Lua, Gaster, and MTT enter battle

Lua: shrugs. it didn't matter to him.

: Discord seems to let you have the first move, what do you do?

Gaster: immediately starts off with normal attack.

MettatonSEX: retains Joyed! He uses either Bullet Heel or normal attack.

Lua: scans Discord the time waster.

MettatonSEX: SP dictates it.

: Battle! [] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((i have made a mistake

Gnar: ((Back, spoke to tulpa, they [i]didn't[/i] like me but they're feeling a bit better now

Gnar: ((And they're showing emotional responses instead of the breathing thing

Annon: ((whatsa tulpa?))

Gaster: ((okay, that's good

MettatonSEX: ((google it

Gnar: ((In short, real imaginary friend

Annon: ((oh ok

: Battle! [] joined chat.

: Alphys's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: ((why did i decide to eat uncooked ramen

Gnar: ((So I'll have to be nicer with them and be a better parent and then she'll be happ

: Lua scans!

: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.

Gnar: ((happy*

Annon: ((ah ok))

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.

Gnar: ((Gtg, pretty sure I'll be here tomorrow and if I'm not just know I'm fine

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Annon: ((g'bye))

Gaster: ((ok

Gnar: ((Bye, have fun

Lua: (( see ya ))

: Discord: 50 SPD, Head: 5000 HP, Body: 10000 HP, Legs: 6000 HP, Arms: 8000 HP, Afro: 1000 HP

: Gnar [Gnar] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((cya

: ((Cya

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

: Metta uses bullet heel!

: Discord is unfazed

MettatonSEX: ...

: Gaster attacks

: Discord isn't even scratched

Gaster: ....

: "Come oooon, you can do better than that

MettatonSEX: I would be disgusted if I coukd feel.

Gaster: rrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGHH

Hellaton: Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhh.......... Stttttttttop. Please, jjjust stop........

: Discord gives you one last turn

Gaster: attempts to punch Dickscord RIGHT IN THE FACE

Gaster: aka a normal attack

: Gaster gets a crit! Discord clutches his metal face

Annon: ((you mispelled "dick"))

MettatonSEX: Bullet Heels the stupid hair.

: It does 1 damage

: "Going for the face?"

Lua: wonders if he can copy any of Discord's attacks, aiming for the arms. If not, he just normal attacks.

: Metta bullet heels, it does nothing

MettatonSEX: ...

: Lua copies a missile rush, sending it flying at discord, it does 1 damage

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.

: "Hah.. so simple"

: "Let me show you a real attack"

: Discord spins around, slicing every party member

Hellaton: STTTTTTTOP THIS JUST STSTSTSTOP

MettatonSEX: ...

: Gaster is sliced deeply across his chest

Gaster: AAAGHHH

: Lua's face gets cut

: Metta's lower torso is cut

: Everyone is KOed

: "Absolutely PITIFUL"

MettatonSEX: falls over, expressionless.

Gaster: falls.

: "More challengers await."

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Lua: falls back, with another scar.

Hellaton: Nnnno.......

: "If you want me, come to the top of Mt. Toby"

: Discord walks out the door

Hellaton: falls to his knees, and holds the Gaston duo close.

: Battle! [] is now Asuka [Asuka].

Asuka: re-enters the bar, limping slightly

Hellaton: Wwwwwwhy....... why ththwhy this....

Asuka: ((I feel like tonight was ultra succ

Hellaton: ((i liked it

Asuka: ((Was it ultra succ?

Gaster: ((It ws good!

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Hellaton: ((*successful

Annon: ((wait mt. toby?))

Lua: (( no, part 1 of my bonus chapter was ultra succ. ))

Hellaton: ((nooooo

Asuka: ((Mt toby

Asuka: ((SUCC

Asuka: ((SUCCCCCCCCCESSFIL

Annon: ((WHAT IS MT TOBY?))

Asuka: ((The dungeon

Asuka: ((The first dungeon

Hellaton: holds the two close. He would cry if he could.

Annon: ((ohok)

Gaster: isn't moving. He probably needs rest.

Annon: (()

MettatonSEX: -is motionless-

Lua: slowly rolls over to get a hand on the ground, and his goggles fall off in front of him, cut in half.

Hellaton: ............

Asuka: ((Debating removing Laharl from THE LIST

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

Lua: (( Leave Laharl until the end, if he comes back he does, if he doesn't remove it. ))

Asuka: ((K

Asuka: ((Shit goes down on Mt. Toby

MettatonSEX: -is somehow out of battery. His body automatically goes EX.

Hellaton: hugs the two close.

Lua: seems to be regaining emotions, and he's now angry about having to fix the goggles later.

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.

Gaster: stirrs.

MettatonSEX: -thank god you can't addict him-

Hellaton: Gggaster!

Gaster: Mmmm...

MettatonSEX: -has the low battery light on his back-

Hellaton: sees this and plugs him into the wall. After that, he holds Gaster close.

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon].

Gaster: ... I made a mistake.

Hellaton: I ththththought you were gonnnne.

Hellaton: holds Gaster as close as possible without crushing him.

Gaster: still has a deep gash on his chest. His jacket and shirt are torn.

Gaster: wheezes.

Gaster: Ow.

Hellaton: unhugs, abruptly.

Hellaton: Oh no........................

Lua: is using one of his arms to support himself.

Hellaton: looks at the gash. He winces.

Gaster: Ah...

Asuka: just to be clear, you had the joy of jesus down in your heart

Asuka: flops over on the floor

Gaster: This... this fucking hurts...

MettatonSEX: -is fucking recharging man-

Asuka: N-nghh...

Hellaton: I'm sssorry.......

Gaster: Don't be...

Hellaton: I should havvvve fought and kept you sasasafe.

Asuka: 's armor is cracked, she's bleeding from it

Gaster: See if...

Gaster: See if anyone else needs help...

Hellaton: looks around. "....Everyone neneneeds help."

Asuka: collapses from blood loss

Gaster: Help her...

: Yazan (AFK)'s connection timed out.

Hellaton: sets Gaster down, gently, and lifts Asuka up. "...How?"

Gaster: Treat... treat her wounds..

Hellaton: I dddon't know how to

: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.

Gaster: Well... shit.

Lua: "...There has to be something in here to help"

Asuka: 's armor seems to be resealing itself

Hellaton: Tttell me whwhat to do.

Gaster: Apply... apply pressure to the bleeding wounds...

Hellaton: kind of just. Presses down on where the crack is/was.

Gaster: That should stop the bleeding...

Asuka: it seals back up

Asuka: no more crack

Hellaton: I hhhhhhhope.

: Yazan (AFK)'s connection timed out.

Hellaton: ..............................

Asuka: now the blood seeps out through the edge of the armor

Hellaton: uses his other hands to cover that up.

Hellaton: is trying

: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.

Asuka: given the only place the armor ends is her head, you're just putting your hands on her neck

Hellaton: well shit

Hellaton: isn't pressing, just... covering

: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] disconnected.

: Asuka [Asuka] disconnected.

Hellaton: wake hellaton up inside

Annon: tell you to wake your own goddamned self up because im sleeping too

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Perhaps she can be of assistance here.-[/font]

Hellaton: I WOULD HOPE SO BECAUSE HELLATON HAS NO CLUE HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Lucy [Lucy].

Annon: JUST CLAP REALLY LOUD. IT WORKS IN DISNEY MOVIES

Lucy: pops into the bar. "Guardian, I - oh, no..."

Hellaton: ......

: Asuka [Asuka] joined chat.

Lua: slowly crawls to the anydoor, and leaves the bar for now, leaving his broken goggles on the floor.

Lucy: walks over to Hellaton. "What's going on here?"

: Yazan (AFK) [Jeska or Jukon] joined chat.

Hellaton: I DDDDDDON'N'N'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

Asuka: is being strangled by a scary robot man

Hellaton: TTTTTHIS PERSON IIIS LEAKING RERERED FLUID

Hellaton: isnt strangling her but it looks like he is

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well first of all, get your hands off her neck![/font]

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]And get that armor off, we can't fix the bleeding around it![/font]

Hellaton: does so

Hellaton: attempts to remove the armor.

Annon: (ohwaitihavetoleave

: Anonymous [Annon] disconnected.

Hellaton: ((oh, cya

Asuka: he manages to find another crack in the armor

Asuka: 's armor is ripped off, it shatters

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]There we go...[/font]

Hellaton: ...Nnnow what?

Lucy: takes off her coat and uses it to soak up the blood, while applying pressure to the wound.

Asuka: is bleeding from her chest

Hellaton: ......

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Get me some bandages. I'm certain the owner of this establishment has them somewhere.[/font]

Hellaton: nods, and asks Grillby if there are any.

: Lua [Lua] disconnected.

Grillby: -Grillby holds up a finger, then heads through the fire exit. He comes out with a first aid kit.-

Hellaton: takes it and runs back to Lucy. He fumbles with it before opening it.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Alright, good. Once I stop the bleeding I can bandage her up.[/font]

Hellaton: I.... Gggood.......

Asuka: it stops bleeding

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Ah, there we are.[/font]

Hellaton: looks down, upset.

Lucy: starts to bandage the gote up.

Asuka: IS NOT A GOTE GODDAMMIT

Asuka: IS HUMAN

Lucy: OH

Lucy: WELL SHE'S AN ASRIEL'S KID

Hellaton: I'm ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssorrrrrsssorrrry.........

Lucy: bandages up the HUMAN THEN

Asuka: SHES ONE OF THE FEW FEW FEW PEOPLE I PUT IN THE OC SHEET

Lucy: ((i just looked at that too jesus christ

Asuka: is adopted

Hellaton: no shit

Asuka: ((Number 86 bby

Asuka: ((ALSO

Asuka: ((ID JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT

Asuka: ((THAT THE FEMALE GENDER

Lucy: ((yeah i know about the futa thing

Asuka: ((STILL AUTOCORRECTS TO THAT THING IN THE OC SHEET

Hellaton: kneels down, his arms falling to his sides.

Hellaton: ((but why

Asuka: ((Just why

Lucy: is done bandaging up this little girl

Asuka: is bandaged up

Hellaton: I'm sssssosssssssorry......................

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]It's fine. You did what you could.[/font]

Hellaton: ......

Hellaton: Wwwwwwwhat I could was appparently nnnnot good.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Don't get so down on yourself![/font]

Hellaton: I cccccccould have made it wowoworse.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Look.[/font]

Asuka: ((Guysguysguys

Lucy: ((wut

Asuka: ((I just remembered

Hellaton: ((?

Asuka: ((Someone's last name at graduation today

Asuka: ((I could see the computers from the stage

Lucy: brushes her hand on Hellaton's cheek.

Asuka: ((John Swood

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"You need to keep your chin up dear."[/font]

Hellaton: ......

Lucy: ((oh my lord

Asuka: ((He was one swood guy

Hellaton: Nn...

Lucy: smiles a little. "Don't let life get you down, love. You came from a hellhole, correct?"

Hellaton: nods.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Then things can only get better from here.[/font]

Hellaton: Or wwwwwwwworse.

Hellaton: It cacacacan always get worse.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Yes, or they can get better.[/font]

Hellaton: ((hellaton no

Hellaton: Orrrrrr this could all be ffffake and I'm iiiinnnnn a delusion.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Oh, no, you're very much real.[/font]

Hellaton: Yyyyyyou could jjjust be a sisisimulated being cccrafted from electrical immmmpulses.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I'm real too.[/font]

: Asuka [Asuka] disconnected.

Hellaton: ..........

Hellaton: In nnnno rerereality could I fififiiiind happiness. So it hhas to be fake.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well, there's tons of realities, and I can confirm that yes, this is one where you're happy.[/font]

Hellaton: .....How dddddo you know that?

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Think about it. You've found two men who love you, didn't you?[/font]

Hellaton: .......Yes.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]And that makes you happy, right?[/font]

Hellaton: Aaaand now thththey're hurt.

Hellaton: I..... Thththey do, but.......

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well, I'll know Guardian will be fine. He's sleeping soundly, look![/font]

Hellaton: [sub]I've bbbbeeen igngngngnoring my thoughts that ththey're faking it...[/sub]

Gaster: He's curled up on the floor.

Hellaton: looks over to Gaster.

Hellaton: .....

Hellaton: Whoops, there goes a steam poff.

Lucy: smiles.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I don't think Guardian's faking it.[/font]

Hellaton: ....

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I've seen him in relationships before. He's taking you seriously.[/font]

: Asuka [Asuka] joined chat.

Hellaton: Hhhhe has excellllent taste in everrry other choice.

Asuka: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwtyEsOwiAQANC7dG9p5d_LTLAQIFKmgWm0Md5dY9y9vNdwtDIsQyLa-8KYz33F5sdO2FwMY0SMJbg993HFjTkit6YtVOpsllaZ2QqhuRTCTsawWSvJhdbKyis3VnHOjupDI1cCADxSaAE8wokHUMr1_tP3IuYaAW4n5G0v2DNWCM-_Lt4eukzruNc4vD8q4z5E.hUL_9o9vjaFwO4y4xuR_-9MYcVs.png?width=400&height=266

Lucy: ((I AGREE WITH FLOWEY

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]He's making you a new body, isn't he?[/font]

Hellaton: ...

: Alphys's connection timed out.

Hellaton: finally looks Lucy in the eye. "Wwhhhhhy do you know that?"

: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Well. I see more than I mean to.[/font]

Hellaton: .....

Hellaton: Plpllllease... Ddddddddddonnnn't be lililike... like [i]hhhhim[/i] and snoop around....

Hellaton: But yyyyes.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well, I don't mean to snoop around. It just happens.[/font]

Hellaton: .......

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I'll try not to pay attention.[/font]

Asuka: ((http://i.imgur.com/ozKCXzT.png

Hellaton: Thhhhank you.

Asuka: ((http://imgur.com/aJk9JUE

Hellaton: ((why

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Anyway, why do you think he'd stay up late making the body if he didn't care?[/font]

Asuka: ((YIU WANA HAV A BED TIEM?

Hellaton: ........

: Lua [Lua] joined chat.

Asuka: ((https://imgur.com/vVeLiUR

Hellaton: I mmmmmmean.........

Asuka: ((DUEDED AT DU DUADUA

Lua: ((....What the hell?))

Hellaton: 's distorted thoughts cannot counter this.

Asuka: ((https://i.reddituploads.com/c8b02611aca54d188152cdacab981428?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=7474977d9c504e6770de0f6fd92c0680

Lucy: ((MUFFET NO

Asuka: ((http://imgur.com/a/H0uVa

Lua: ((....I repeat, "What the hell?"))

Hellaton: ((thats kinda cute on muffet

Hellaton: ((bp looks the same

Asuka: ((https://i.imgur.com/j0Ex79O.jpg

Asuka: ((MV gonna love this one

Asuka: ((http://orig15.deviantart.net/750b/f/2016/016/1/6/doggo_by_larrydog123-d9o84zw.jpg

Lua: (( I think that person got "tall" and "midget" confused. ))

Hellaton: ((WHY

Lucy: ((poor doggo

Hellaton: .......

Lua: ((...Do I want to know why this started? ))

Asuka: ((WHAT IN THE SHIT

Lucy: senses that someone's posting weird pictures somewhere and shudders.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... So.[/font]

Asuka: ((http://imgur.com/a/nFGWj

Hellaton: Nnnnnnno... yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyou're right... I'm bbbeing stupid.

Asuka: ((THIS COMMENT

Asuka: ((WHAT THE FUCK

Asuka: ((I love this subreddit so much

Lucy: ((WHAT THE FUCK

Asuka: ((http://img.ifcdn.com/images/b240899eb8ec5c0ef648ff14f4c283ffd33a1e7b106eb8fe35006911b7daecb0_1.jpg

Lucy: ((WHAT. THE. FUCK

Lucy: ((it's time to stop

Asuka: ((v

Asuka: ((Oh wow thanks windows

Asuka: ((http://img.niadd.com/funnypictures/undertale/27/undertalecringecomp3.png

Asuka: ((This is an infamous one

Lucy: ((is that lucas from mother

Lua: (( CHIME NO, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT ))

Lua: (( I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME RANDOM FUCK ))

Asuka: ((TOP ZOZZLE

Asuka: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2KcWRLDjA

Hellaton: ((at the stamp: 😱😱😱🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😰😰😰😰😰😰

Lua: (( DON'T YOU EVER PUT THAT SHITTY IDEA IN MY HEAD, ((

Asuka: ((DD wants his back washed

Lucy: ((1 like = one back scrub

Hellaton: ((i can only express my disgust in emojis

Asuka: ((http://40.media.tumblr.com/1dd84142c57576068c155d172cf9854e/tumblr_o65pr60hVg1v0alauo1_1280.jpg

Asuka: ((OMFG THIS ONE

Asuka: ((THIS ONE

Asuka: ((Shit cant post it

Hellaton: ((.............

Asuka: ((Wasn't r2

Asuka: ((http://imgur.com/etwdNUl

Hellaton: .......

Lua: (( Slar, that's the same shittly sung song and 2 different animations looped for thirty minutes. ))

Asuka: ((But this one is gud

Lucy: ((if you're gonna make pony versions of characters at least draw them well

Lua: (( BRB contemplating leaving chat forever now. ))

Lucy: ((NO

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Well then.[/font]

Hellaton: ((i mean the mettararity was decent and pinkieffet was ok but........ why

Hellaton: .....

Asuka: ((http://i.imgur.com/2cuwDij.jpg

Asuka: ((Til

Lua: (( Back, did obvious solution ))

Lua: (( Brought hell to friend by showing him that image. ))

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well then.[/font]

Asuka: ((http://imgur.com/iFudefA

Asuka: ((Show this one too

Lucy: ((I saw the title of that and now i've got what's new pussycat stuck in my head

Hellaton: stands up, gears clicking and pistons hissing.

Lucy: ((also just fyi - lucy's aware of ooc chat the same way gaster was before the timeskip

Asuka: ((AHAHAHAHA

Asuka: ((https://i.reddituploads.com/900b7539918a4ac394df0aaecb10fbd0?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e27031cbdd687187e9c2665b77e34439

Lucy: ((so she sees you sinning slarv

Asuka: ((She'll love this one then

: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

DamnDude: (( ...Slar, you need to be purified. ))

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]...[/font]

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I...[/font]

Hellaton: ((THATS NOT HOW BONES WORK

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I've seen something horrible...[/font]

Asuka: ((OH DEAR LORD

Asuka: ((THATS AWFUL

Asuka: ((OH GOD

Hellaton: Thththen look the other way.

Alphys: (skeletitties)

Asuka: ((I THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO HAVE AZZY OUT AND THEN I FIND FUCKIN CP

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I'm not sure if I can...[/font]

Lucy: ((OOOOH NOOOOOO

Hellaton: ((NOOOO

Asuka: ((http://img.ifcdn.com/images/097c685886c465b7654a759402dd30f2735ead9e087579189def091827a66381_1.jpg

Hellaton: was making a self-deprecating half-joke about himself

Lucy: ((why are you showing azzy undertale cringe

Asuka: ((Because it's funny

Asuka: ((http://i.imgur.com/0OdWlW3.png

Asuka: ((UNTIL I WANDER UPON RANDOM CP

Lucy: ((okay that's kind of cool

Lucy: ((the mettadyne

Hellaton: ((badly drawn, but cool cncept

Asuka: ((http://40.media.tumblr.com/4113ddf03ae7bf410a3c46a1c6c8af7f/tumblr_o5qt89wPCv1skk124o1_1280.jpg

Asuka: ((tresh

Lucy: screams internally

Asuka: ((This one's for DD http://nartothelar.tumblr.com/post/143088456173/damn

Lucy: ((i gotta draw lucy

Hellaton: ((WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Asuka: ((This one needs some background

Asuka: ((http://orig03.deviantart.net/c06c/f/2015/328/d/5/untitled_drawing_by_gavin2533-d9hx5eo.png

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Asuka: ((This is from an AU wherein undertale characters are slenderman

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Asuka: ((Collectively

Asuka: ((Slenderman

Lucy: ((o-h

Hellaton: ........

Lucy: ((... they're all slenderman?

Lucy: ((some people still think slenderman's scary?

Asuka: ((They're all slenderman

Asuka: ((http://i.imgur.com/nhzHEVM.jpg

Asuka: ((ZOZZLE

Asuka: ((http://orig15.deviantart.net/e6ed/f/2016/107/2/a/the_dastardly_babyrus_by_lukethedeadpoolfan-d9yt956.png

Lucy: ((why tiddy

Hellaton: I'm sssorrsssorrrry for brbringing you into ththis...

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]No, it's fine.[/font]

Asuka: ((OOOOOOOO

Asuka: ((http://41.media.tumblr.com/1010e13c2bf9067eb216d078275b80bd/tumblr_o1tuy52lmA1v2yp6io1_1280.png

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]We[/font]

Asuka: ((FOUND THE GOOD SHIT

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]We should get Guardian home. And his husband, yeah.[/font]

Hellaton: ((WHY

Lucy: ((FUCK OFF

Hellaton: ((IM GOING TO DEFENESTRATE YOU

Hellaton: ((THEN EVISCERATE YOU

Hellaton: ((THEN SUFFOCATE YOU

Asuka: ((https://i.reddituploads.com/d4efa7f007464664885c67943cd34051?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=056f7e3685bbada99adc2acfe1dbdbd6

Lucy: ((what even is that au

Lucy: ((why bone tiddy

Lucy: ((lucy doesn't ahve bone tiddy

Asuka: ((http://orig12.deviantart.net/e17e/f/2015/327/1/c/soriel_by_sonicsonicgogogo-d9htk7c.png

Asuka: ((Oh god I love this subreddit

Hellaton: ....

Asuka: ((https://i.ytimg.com/vi/M3TTd4_IN78/maxresdefault.jpg

Lucy: ((those aren't tits those are orbs

Asuka: ((http://imgur.com/a/C2rSO

Hellaton: ....Wwwwe cacacan't. I dddon't know how unnnnnnnnnnnnplugging during a charge wwwworks.

Asuka: ((http://i.imgur.com/C97XuAI.png

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Oh...[/font]

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Well then.[/font]

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Bartender, sir? May I rent out a room here?[/font]

Lucy: ((NO

Hellaton: ((THATS ARGUABLY WORSE THAN THE INFLATED/STUFFED/FAT FETISH/WHATEVER PAPYTON

Lucy: ((OH, i found early cau: https://images-1.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwOi8vNDkubWVkaWEudHVtYmxyLmNvbS9iNmU4Mjc4ODA2MGMzMDk4Mzc1MzBiYTUzYmFkYzRhOC90dW1ibHJfbzViMTkyQXRoUzF0ZTZ3eDRvMV80MDAuZ2lmIn0.aEu8SBY0gf_DCSNC3_7wHq3dREg.gif

Grillby: nods.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Splendid![/font]

Lucy: picks up Gaster and starts to take him to the back room, where she lays him on the bed.

Asuka: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VOdnpV_KNw

Asuka: ((This is the last one

Asuka: ((I'm done

Asuka: ((I'm fuckin done

Hellaton: just. Sits next to where Mettaton is charging and holds him close.

: Yazan (AFK)'s connection timed out.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-After tucking Gaster in, she comes back out with a couple pillows. She places one beneath Mettaton's head.[/font]

Hellaton: .....

Asuka: ((https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/10362083_233017873714038_1724462670_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxMDM2NDUxNjkwMTYxMDQwMQ%3D%3D.2

Asuka: ((okreallastonenow

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Should I get him a blanket - wait, their kids! I forgot about their kids![/font]

Hellaton: .....

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Someone needs to take care of them![/font]

Asuka: ((Dippy sans

Asuka: ((Dippy

Asuka: ((Sans

Hellaton: gets up. "......I'll.... I'll ddddo it."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I'll help you.[/font]

Hellaton: barely makes it to the door before freezing.

Hellaton: ......

Hellaton: Ohhhhhhhhhhh nonononononono..

: Asuka [Asuka] disconnected.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Hm?[/font]

Hellaton: I can'n't... My legs. Thhhhey wwwwoon't move.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Oh dear.[/font]

Lucy: goes to Hellaton, examining his legs. "Do you have an idea of what's wrong?"

Hellaton: Nnno...

Hellaton: If she were to look inside the casings, it'd be clear that things got tangled.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Oh dear. Well, I'm going to have to do a few repairs, aren't I?[/font]

Hellaton: .......

Hellaton: Tttttthe kids are more imimimimportant.

Hellaton: Just leave me heeeere.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]You're certain?[/font]

Hellaton: Yes.

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]... Well, if you say so.[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]-has passed out on the couch trying to beat Crash Team Racing in one go.-[/font]

Hellaton: ((glamor is me

Lucy: walks through the door. "Oh dear..."

Glamor: [font=glamor]-The Playstation is still running. On screen, Neo Cortex is facing the door to the race against Pinstripe. Of course this child chooses the villain.-[/font]

Hellaton: ((glamor got up to the fourth boss so he definitely got better

Lucy: turns the Playstation off, then scoops Glamor up. On the way to the bedroom she finds Corsiva sprawled out asleep in the hallway.

Hellaton: ((yes, i did the exact same thing as a kid

DamnDude: (( OK, I saw another thing I didn't need to see today. ))

DamnDude: (( As if Slar wasn't enough. ))

Lucy: tuts and shakes her head, then tucks both kids into bed.

DamnDude: https://youtu.be/xUGUTKv2oN4?t=1m2s

Hellaton: Meanwhile, he attempts to move. He succeeds in falling on his back with a loud bang.

DamnDude: (( A few seconds before I went blind ))

DamnDude: (( 'Twas not the naked snake I was expecting ))

Hellaton: Guess whose cracks got even bigger?

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Lucy: knows Hellaton's just laying there awkwardly, but she doesn't know if he'd be angry or not if she came to help him.

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Grillby: Grillby helps him instead.

Hellaton: just accepts it.

Hellaton: honestly would rather be left to degrade more than he has but

Grillby: He decides to put Hellaton next to Gaster, though he pauses for a second.

Hellaton: .......

Grillby: ...................... Make sure he's happy, alright?

Hellaton: nods.

Hellaton: I'll ddddo what I can.

Hellaton: holds Gaster close.

Hellaton: silently wonders if Grillby is jealous.

Grillby: -He kind of is.-

Grillby: -However, he says nothing as he leaves.-

Hellaton: doesn't pry. He's got enough shit to deal with, he doesn't need anyone else's.

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Hellaton: just. Goes into Sleep Mode. He'd cry himself into it if he could. But that'd be every night.

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Gaster: subconciously snuggles up to Hellaton.

Lua: is working with another pair of goggles in his lab, after his previous pair being broken by a robot he despises at this point.

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MettatonSEX: -Over the course of the night, he ends up charging fully. He holds his darlings close once he unplugs himself, then goes into Sleep Mode.-

Lua: attempts to try out the goggles, but the area he was cut earlier burns deeply when he tries to put them on.

Lua: decides he's going to need to come up with a new design soon, and decides to attempt to sleep for the night.

Hellaton: ((gn

Lucy: ((gn

Lua: ((gn))

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Lua: ((Also, because of AP Testing, I'm doing chapter 2 tuesday.))

Lucy: ((alright

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Lua: ((Wow, the bonus chapter was an amazing transition, from being extended multiple days to skipping 4 days.))

Jeska or Jukon: ((things go well?

Lua: (( I'm not going to be here tomorrow either, because tomorrow is my last day before examination. ))

Lucy: ((Alright, good luck

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Lua: (( APCS is going to be easy as hell, and Physics might have me brain dead by the end of it. ))

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Lua: (( that was quick ))

Lucy: ((nyooom

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Lua: (( I really hope I don't forget some of these ideas for Ch 2, because I'm too lazy to write them down. ))

Asuka: ((Chime

Lucy: ((yes?

Asuka: ((You suck at smash

Lucy: ((i know

Lua: (( wait smash is going on wtf ))

Lucy: ((wait i'm not playing

Asuka: ((You bet your ass smash is going on

Lua: (( which smash ))

Asuka: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOAbzAj6SXU

Asuka: ((This smash

Lua: (( wow ))

Lua: (( He can't even hit a non-moving target in front of him with a bat. ))

Asuka: ((You've been diddled again chime

Lua: (( also, I'm tired some I'm looking through my personal doc and the RPG doc, and I might have accidentally made Female Corrin the best summon that ever existed. ))

Asuka: ((I should get a personal doc

Lua: (( it's really useful for not showing your cards but not forgetting shit. ))

Asuka: ((Azzy wants me to sleep so thats what imma do

Asuka: ((gn losers

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Lua: (( Watch Azzy wake you up in an hour. ))

Lucy: ((gn

: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

DamnDude: (( I feel like tomorrow wouldn't be hell if I had any idea where my headphones were. ))

Lucy: ((Have you checked all the pockets on all your coats?

Lucy: ((And jeans?

DamnDude: (( Pockets jeans and sweatshirts. ))

DamnDude: (( and coats ))

Lucy: ((well dang

DamnDude: (( I tore my room apart too ))

DamnDude: (( and the basement ))

DamnDude: (( But the thing is, it either has to be in my house/garage or my mother's car. ))

Lucy: ((and her car is locked

DamnDude: (( No, just that's the least likely place but I have to include it. ))

DamnDude: (( Considering I've been in there multiple times since I've lost them ))

Lucy: ((oh no

DamnDude: (( What's worse is this pair was just supposed to be a back-up pair until my father found the pair he was going to give me for christmas, and then he lost them before christmas. ))

DamnDude: (( So in short, I lost my headphones a month ago, and I lost my sanity in school at around the same time. ))

Lucy: ((rip

Lucy: ((anyway i'm probably gonna head to bed

Lucy: ((goodnight

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Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ay))

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Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

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Jeska or Jukon: ((Whays new

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Jeska or Jukon: ((brb

Jeska or Jukon: ((just grabbing somethin

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Jeska or Jukon: ((Ad wtf

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Asuka: ((Ayy

Asuka: ((Wait shit brb 5-10 min

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Jeska or Jukon: ((Fuck

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Asuka: ((Am back

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

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Jeska or Jukon: is asleep on the couch

Shea: enters the bar, sitting down on the couch

Jeska or Jukon: wakes up

Jeska or Jukon: huh

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Jeska or Jukon: who are you?

Shea: ((Hoi

Shea: Oh, hey

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

Myth: (( Ughhh i feel horrible

Shea: is in a completely different body

Myth: (( i did say id take a break but I cant kek

Jeska or Jukon: has never seen shea anyways

Jeska or Jukon: ((why were you taking a break?

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Myth: (( im sick

Shea: ((This is crack

Myth: (( Yea

Shea: ((I've rped while sick before

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Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

Shea: ((You gonna stay this time you little bitch

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ay))

Shea: ((Ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shh))

Myth: (( I feel fine other than how the room is spinning like a fucking pinball

Jeska or Jukon: ((sounds fun

Shea: (({Hope you feel better}

Hywel: -He's asleep in the bedroom, same with Azalea-

Jeska or Jukon: .....well?

Shea: Um.. I'm Shea

Shea: Who are you?

Jeska or Jukon: Jeska

Myth: (( curly brackets are azzy right?

Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep on the couch, but he wasn't there like all day yesterday I promise.

Jeska or Jukon: or Jukon, doesn't matter

Shea: ((Ye

Shea: Alright..

WDG: -comes up from behind the couch- Well if it isn't sleeping beauty

Myth: (( oh. Thanks Azzy

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

Shea: Morning, Dad

Myth: (( I would go take some pills

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Erm."

Shea: ((Take som JOY

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dad?"

Shea: ...

Jeska or Jukon: Dad?

Shea: Yeah?

Myth: (( I probably cant to my medicine cabinet without falling flat on my face

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you Shea?"

Shea: Yeah, new body and everything

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh no))

Shea: I don't know why..

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have you talked to your mother?@

Jeska or Jukon: wheres Fanta

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Myth: (( I have a 2 liter of generic 7 up

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WDG: well now, isn't this just a sweet family reunion

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What do you want, WDG?"

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is that all you have to sustain yourself?"

Shea: Um...

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WDG: just checking in, seeing if you got started at all

Myth: (( http://i.imgur.com/5wFTU8s.jpg My view from here

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've been busy, WDG."

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Myth: (( I have saltines and other things

WDG: oh I know,

Shea: She's at home, asleep

WDG: but I really do enjoy this fireside chats of ours

Shea: She was acting... weird

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You need to talk to her, Shea."

Shea: I did, or I tried to, at least

Jeska or Jukon: is she still....

Shea: She just cried for hours until she fell asleep..

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think she's happy to see you."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's been awhile for her."

Shea: A while?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have a lot to explain, and you might not like it."

Jeska or Jukon: more than a decade

Shea: ...

WDG: -sits on the couch and listens in-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You died years ago for her."

Shea: it was actually 7 years but ok

Shea: I... died?

Myth: (( Time 4 shot at RP of the ill

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "In this time, I had been reset, hence me not really knowing you."

Myth: ((Idk what to play tho

Shea: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Recently I'm gathering memories, but it's blurry, and not clear enough to make them out."

Shea: What...?

Jeska or Jukon: ((I though Shea died prior to the time skip

Shea: ((No

Shea: ((I had her die during it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your mom missed you."

Jeska or Jukon: things aren;t what they used to be

Shea: ...

Shea: W-wow...

Myth: (( So I had typical fucked up fever dreams

Shea: Y-you don't remember me?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not entirely."

Myth: (( One was basically a nightmare that Bio the character came and fucked us all over

Shea: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know it's troubling...."

Jeska or Jukon: ((wow myth

Shea: ((Zozzle

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I think I have to go))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sooooo))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bye))

Myth: (( I read some story on reddit about how a guy pissed in his dreamcast while he was sick

Myth: (( bye

Shea: ((rip

Jeska or Jukon: ((ahh

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WDG: -shurgs- what a shame

: Shea [Shea] is now Fanta [Fanta].

WDG: perhaps you might be interested in giving little ol' me a hand -to shea-

Myth: (( Im gonna go browse some memes and chug 7up and take moderated aspirin tablets and maybe play some vidya games

Shea: She looks at him skeptically

Fanta: comes running through the anydoor, immediately hugging Shea

Jeska or Jukon: No, don't drag others into your schemes

Myth: (( i guess if i really am needed then annoy me on discord

Fanta: T-there you are..

Myth: (( bye guyssssssssssss

Fanta: ((Bai

Jeska or Jukon: (bye

Shea: "Um... hi mom"

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Fanta: D-don't leave like that...

Jeska or Jukon: well I guess you're not dying yet Fanta

Shea: "Dying?"

Fanta: nuzzles her more, sniffling

Fanta: I'm so sorry...

WDG: Awwwww, such a touching moment

Shea: She just puts an arm around her, looking at mr mysteryman

WDG: I say we celebrate this moment, fine wine for everyone

WDG: and CHEESE!

Fanta: ...

WDG: or how about we find an ancient device near the bottom of the ocean

Jeska or Jukon: No, AD and I will take care of it

WDG: Party pooper, no cake for you

Fanta: ignores this guy who she hasn't met yet, nuzzling back into Shea

Fanta: I-I'm so happy you're back.. S-shea

Jeska or Jukon: You feeling okay Fanta?

Fanta: Y-yes.. I'm just.. I'm just.... so happy

Shea: "Um... so.. I-I was dead?"

Fanta: ...yes..

Jeska or Jukon: don't know how it happened though

Jeska or Jukon: ((didn't Fanta kill her?

Fanta: ((Possessed yeah

Fanta: I-I don't want to talk about that... Y-you're back now..

Fanta: I love you so much...

Shea: She hugs back

Shea: "Love you too, Mom"

Jeska or Jukon: why am I getting a bad vibe right now

Fanta: I-I don't know..

Fanta: Maybe that guy

Fanta: unhugs slightly, still leaning a lot on Shea and keeping an arm on her

WDG: well I can see I'm not wanted here

WDG: -just disappears-

Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/wTIVbJ9.jpg

Fanta: ((Oh nooooo

Jeska or Jukon: ((ehh I've seen worse

Fanta: ((Yeah there's worse

Fanta: ((Brb fetching the worst from last night

Jeska or Jukon: ((acutally don't bother

Jeska or Jukon: ((going to bed

Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/C97XuAI.png

Fanta: ((Before you go

Jeska or Jukon: ((ugh

Jeska or Jukon: gets up and picks up AD

Fanta: ((Im the trash man

Fanta: ((Im here to take out the gaaabage

Jeska or Jukon: (you know what we do with garbage>

Jeska or Jukon: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

Jeska or Jukon: ((sorry Slarv, but I jsut shot you

Fanta: ((rip

Jeska or Jukon: also picks up Onna,

Jeska or Jukon: sorry I gotta go

Shea: "What are you... o-oh yeah.. he's not.."

Fanta: B-bye, Jukon..

Jeska or Jukon: later

Jeska or Jukon: slings AD over her shoulder with Onna in her other hand, coughing as she leaves

Jeska or Jukon: ((night

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Fanta: ((gn

Fanta: stays with Shea, slightly crying, but smiling, she explains how things are now

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ay))

Fanta: is with Shea, probably hugging

Asriel_Dreemurr: is at home.

Hywel: -He walks out from the room, into the main area. He orders lunch for him and Azalea, and sit near Fanta and Shea.-

Fanta: H-howdy Hywel

Fanta: is hugging a robot

Hywel: "Hey. Who's she?"

Fanta: T-this is Shea... my daughter

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Hywel: "Really? That's great."

Myth: (( At the office of the doctors

Hywel: "I though she, you know..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: Thought*

Fanta: She did...

Fanta: B-but she's back now..

Fanta: I can't believe it..

Fanta: ((Had a nap with imposed azzy

Hywel: "That's great."

Fanta: ((It was very soft and warm

Fanta: Shoe's gone..

Fanta: I don't know how, but he's gone

Hywel: "That's even better."

Hywel: "Told you you would make it."

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Fanta: smiles

Shea: She's sleeping

Fanta: S-so, once I.. get myself together, you need help with that compound?

Hywel: "Does his mean you can help me? Because that would still be greatly appreciated."

Hywel: "Well that was a coincidence."

Fanta: Wow

Fanta: It's like there are two people controlling us via text and happened to send the same command at the same time

Fanta: stares directly at the camera

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Hywel: "Take as much time as you need. Except not two months."

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Fanta: Y-yeah

Fanta: Just.. kind of emotional now

Hywel: "I understand. If be emotional, too."

Asriel_Dreemurr: I'd*

Fanta: T-thanks for your help

Hywel: "I didn't do much. More just supported you."

Fanta: Well, your support then

Hywel: "You should be thanking whoever fixed her."

Hywel: "How is Shea holding up, by the way?"

Fanta: She's doing ok

Hywel: "Any complications?"

Fanta: This is just a temporary body until we get something more stable

Fanta: It's doing ok, for now

Hywel: "She confused? I know I would be."

Fanta: She is.. I tried explaining things

Azalea: -She fell asleep after eating her food.-

Hywel: "Do any good?"

Fanta: A lot has happened

Fanta: She understands that she died..

Fanta: She still... wants her father to remember her

Hywel: "Okay."

Fanta: He was reset

Hywel: "Reset?"

Fanta: Timeline bullshit

Fanta: Sent him back to childhood

Hywel: "What does it mean?"

Fanta: Took his memories with him

Hywel: "that seems great."

Fanta: For him, maybe

Hywel: "I want all the knoledge of an adult."

Hywel: "Speaking of which, he should remember her, right?"

Fanta: shakes her head

Fanta: That's what resets do

Fanta: He doesn't have any memories of her

Hywel: "Didn't you say he took his memories with him?"

Fanta: It took his memories

Fanta: That's what I meant

Hywel: "Oh."

Hywel: "That's significantly worse."

Hywel: "Should we kick the butt of who did it?"

Fanta: No.. the person who did it had their reasons

Fanta: Or so they say..

Fanta: They're in his head

Hywel: "He insane?"

Fanta: Er... no

Fanta: It's complicated

Hywel: "...Okay then."

Hywel: "Any simplified way of saying it?"

Fanta: Someone else died, he kept them alive, sort of

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Hywel: "By what means?"

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Fanta: ((ripperinos

Fanta: He absorbed their soul, I don't know the details

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Fanta: ((Ayy

DamnDude: (( Hello ))

DamnDude: (( I'm listening to Physics notes so I can come here for at least a bit ))

Fanta: left with shea a bit ago

Fanta: ((Imma do a personal doc

DamnDude: (( I'm adding two summons you guys already know exist to the public doc, but I'm hiding stats and descriptions. ))

DamnDude: (( Luke, the armored time traveler and Lilith the demonic [s] vag[/s] bag of tricks. ))

DamnDude: (( Which is slightly confusing because there's now another lilith, and that's an actual party member ))

DamnDude: (( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ))

Fanta: ((Lel

DamnDude: (( Forgot there was one more confirmed summon, adding him in real quick ))

Fanta: ((I got 6 chapters

DamnDude: (( I feel like people might pick up on my patterns for summons, and are immediately going to be confused by one of them ))

DamnDude: (( Including the prelude and the bonus chapter, I now have 6. ))

DamnDude: (( Because I had 5, added the prelude, combined 2 and 3, and added the bonus chapter ))

DamnDude: (( Sackboy (Sackthing) HP: ?/? SP: ?/? ATK: ? DEF: ? SPD: ? LK: ?? Checkpoint (Passive): ??? Sponge Wall (?): ??? Jetpack Charge (?): ??? ))

Fanta: ((Including THE LIST, I have 6 chapters

DamnDude: (( Interesting ))

Fanta: ((Past THE LIST, they're all quests

DamnDude: (( Hmm ))

DamnDude: (( Also, the ?'s do correlate to the amount of digits for a number, and we now have the only thing I will allow to ever be in single digit health to exist. ))

Fanta: ((lel

Fanta: ((I have at least 2 plot twists people don't see coming yet

DamnDude: (( Hmm ))

Fanta: ((Or I think they don't see coming

Fanta: ((PM me if you figure something out

DamnDude: (( I don't think people have picked up on _ _ _ _ _ _ yet, but considering who I've been talking to, I'm pretty sure they'll catch on with the other twist. ))

DamnDude: (( Of mine ))

Fanta: ((Hehe

DamnDude: (( And also, the last twist is a fucking curve ball of fuck you ))

DamnDude: (( Like it makes sense, but it's not really focused on right now ))

DamnDude: (( Also, I can't believe for considering how much I didn't like the first part of the bonus chapter, when I did the 2nd part, I both believe it went better and I accidentally fixed two plot holes for later on. ))

Fanta: ((Idk how people are going to like my arc later on

Fanta: ((It's sort of tame now but when we get into the craaaaazy shit people may have issues

DamnDude: (( I'm basically in the same position, except it doesn't go crazy until the last chapter ))

Fanta: ((Yeah mine gets insane once you go to Mt Toby

Fanta: ((Which is chapter 2

DamnDude: (( Somehow, I feel like you've somehow went crazier than I did, and I'm on the _ or___ of some _ _ _ _ _. ))

Fanta: ((We're gonna blow up giant robots

Fanta: ((That live on the moon

DamnDude: (( Fair point ))

DamnDude: (( Can you link me the list real quick? ))

Fanta: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_ZoaJj2wrGM-Y1rw1XzwylGjSYtS3W1xvJT0yoj34DA/edit

DamnDude: (( What's your plan for getting the rest of the battles done? ))

Fanta: ((Well a few more will show up at the bar

Fanta: ((Oooooor

Fanta: ((You can just head to where discord said he'd be yesterday

Fanta: ((After a certain thing happens

DamnDude: (( Which is happening on the day you said for me to not do things ))

DamnDude: (( I'm guessing ))

Fanta: ((Nope, turns out I'm busy until late this friday

Fanta: ((So probably some other day

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

DamnDude: (( I believe I MIGHT be able to finish my thing this week. ))

DamnDude: (( Everything's set in stone, we just need 3 more chapters of adventure. ))

Fanta: ((If you can spare a saturday or something I can do my shit and then you're free

DamnDude: (( you're lucky the days I was going Tuesday, Friday (now that you can't do it), and sunday. ))

Fanta: ((Yaaay

Fanta: ((Now I just need to reorganize fights

DamnDude: (( Tuesday is what you know as Ch 2+3, friday is is when shit goes down, and sunday is the end. ))

Fanta: ((Ok, I removed the Chara fight

Fanta: ((So we should have enough to get through the list

Fanta: ((Assuming Laharl still doesn't show up -_-

DamnDude: (( Can we agree that I have the best quote of the The List so far? ))

Fanta: ((O?

DamnDude: (( Making Java constantly repeat that it shouldn't call bounties on Lua, or in the graceful way "DON'T CALL BOUNTIES ON ME, BITCH!" ))

Fanta: ((That was great

Fanta: ((Would have been greater if you DIDNT FUCKING FORGET A SEMICOLON

DamnDude: (( I still don't know how I forgot that ))

DamnDude: (( So, what were you using to run java code just wondering ))

Fanta: ((BlueJ

Fanta: ((It sucks

Fanta: ((But it's what I have

Fanta: ((Also

Fanta: ((http://nartothelar.tumblr.com/post/143088456173/damn

Fanta: ((For you

DamnDude: (( I didn't respond to that last night for a reason. ))

Fanta: ((Damn

DamnDude: (( "ON THE CONTRARY, IT SEEMS I;M LEAVING THIS CHAT FOREVER" ))

DamnDude: (( Also, get eclipse ))

DamnDude: (( It's amazing, it's why I don't think shitty when I think java, at least for right now. ))

DamnDude: (( I think ok ))

Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY4u1gNksh8

DamnDude: (( Did not need edge ))

Fanta: ((CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN

DamnDude: (( Also, my mom is going to a "political rally" today ))

Fanta: ((Oh boy

Fanta: ((Trump?

DamnDude: (( I can't even take that term seriously this year after what has happened ))

DamnDude: (( Hilary ))

Fanta: ((10/10

DamnDude: (( "I'm an educated voter, I've done my research and watched the news" ))

DamnDude: (( or to me 'I'm a voter, I've done little research and mostly watched biased media that allows this stupid situation to happen' ))

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: re-enters the bar, alone

DamnDude: (( Welcome to political and rpg chat. ))

Barchar: "Hi Fanta."

DamnDude: (( One of those things will end soon ))

Barchar: (muh favrit)

Fanta: H-howdy, Chara

Barchar: "It's...i prefer Barchar, please." she said, leaning back a little. "I mean, I'll answer to 'Chara', but...somehow calling myself that just doesn't feel right anymore."

Fanta: Right.. right, sorry

Fanta: sits on the couch, smiling sadly

Barchar: is laying down on the couch. I'd say end to end but that's impossible since the couch is infinite

Barchar: "OH, God, has somebody died again?"

Fanta: she still got the head

Fanta: No

Fanta: She's back..

Barchar: u betcher britches

Fanta: ...

Fanta: What's that?

Barchar: smiles. "Yup! And eventually I'll make her body!"

Fanta: T-thank you..

Barchar: "Fanta, disembodied zombie head of asriel, disembodied zombie head if Asriel, Fanta."

Fanta: the revenant moans

Fanta: ...

Fanta: Hello... disembodied head

Barchar: "He doesn't talk much. And when he does, it's...weird."

DamnDude: (( I'm gonna lurk and listen to my notes ))

Fanta: Why is he... a disembodied head

Fanta: And all... burnt looking

Barchar: "Discord ripped the head off the body."

Barchar: "Dunno about the burns."

Fanta: That guy..

Fanta: I still have my challenger coming

Fanta: But Shoe's dead, so

Barchar: "Yeeeah, I'm gonna fucking murder him."

Fanta: lays down

Barchar: "Me too." she said, looking at the spot where a pile of dust once lay. She took the knife at some point, for her own use.

Barchar: "Or, well, the second one."

Fanta: scrap that

Fanta: since chapter 2 happens this saturday

Barchar: (scrap what, her laying down?)

Fanta: we're cutting some fights

Barchar: (aww)

Fanta: ((No, the second challenger

Barchar: nvm the 'me too'

Fanta: ((Don't worry bby

Barchar: (it's cool)

Fanta: Thanks for not letting me die..

Barchar: (I've been so consistently capable of doing these fights anyway :P)

Fanta: ((Zozzle

Barchar: "Of course!"

Fanta: ((Barchar should come along on chapter 2 though

Barchar: "We've all gone through way too much lately. Let alone me."

Fanta: Discord's bullshit

Barchar: "At some point, I really wonder if I'll just...snap again. I feel like I've come a long way since I did the first time. But what if that all just...goes away?"

Fanta: ...

Barchar: "Back to being this childish, bipolar ghost girl without any memories."

Fanta: It won't, you'll be ok

Fanta: Don't think like that

Barchar: sighs. "I try not to. But when you're like me, you need to think of some...unpleasant stuff. At some point, it's just the only thing interesting anymore."

Barchar: "I mean, having a body now, there are things id like to do. Swim. Always wondered what that felt like."

Fanta: Waterfall's not far

Fanta: If you wanted to swim

Barchar: "I know. But with everything going on, and the fact that you've all been...understandsbly less than trusting..."

Fanta: without warning the revenant screams in pain, sounding like Asriel

Fanta: ...

Barchar: "I never felt comfortable going that far, I guess. But soon, I think."

Fanta: Jesus..

Barchar: flinches "H-hey, you're fine! You're fine!"

Barchar: sighs. "Sorry about him. I don't know what happened, but he's made it clear it's not fun. I want to help him, but..."

Fanta: He looks so... weird

Barchar: "I don't know how. Or if I can."

Fanta: His horns are twisty

Fanta: And the whole head thing

Fanta: That can't be pleasant

Barchar: "I figure this has to be some sort of science experiment gone wrong. Or...more likely, gone far, FAR too right."

Fanta: What's he been saying?

Barchar: "He hates Discord, so if I had to guess, it involves those lunar lunatics."

Barchar: "Oh, my name, 'it hurts', that kind of thing. Something about 'Io'."

Fanta: Oh great... so they did this?

Fanta: Io?

Barchar: "He keeps going 'aa', but no clue what that's trying to say"

Barchar: shrugs. "Dunno. He said that he was sorry before his name. Somebody he knew? The person that did this? No idea."

Fanta: Weird things happening lately

Fanta: Does he have a soul?

Barchar: Well does he

Fanta: sure

Fanta: a gray crumbly burnt one

Barchar: "Eh...kind of? It's all..." she chuckles. "Kinda like mine. Or what I had. It's in tatters, but it's there."

Fanta: Hmm

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Fanta: Poor thing

Fanta: it whimpers, nuzzling back into Chara

Barchar: sighs, as the horns dig slightly into her skin. "I just hope there's some way I can help him. I mean, I've been looking for him for years, and now I've found him! Just...like this."

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Fanta: He's yours?

Barchar: "Yup! I guess the reason I couldn't find him was because I was looking for the wrong thing!"

Barchar: "Or he was on the moon. One of the two."

Fanta: reaches out and pets the poor gote, it hisses at her

Fanta: unpets "..."

Barchar: "I think I'm the only person he really trusts."

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Barchar: "Which might be justified, really."

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Fanta: Yeah...

Fanta: Can't imagine how he feels

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Jeska or Jukon: (Oi

DamnDude: (( oi ))

DamnDude: (( I'm studying physics ))

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Jeska or Jukon: ((damn everyone rip

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Jeska or Jukon: ((need any help story wise?

DamnDude: (( Kind of, though I'm trying not to focus on that right now ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Alright, I'll send a message vai reddit

Jeska or Jukon: ((it'll give details

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

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DamnDude: (( hello ))

Ant: (( Ayy ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

Ant: (( Has anything interesting happened? Like any major story arcs or anything? ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((nothing too much yet, Slarv brought Shea back

Jeska or Jukon: ((I'm not around as much so I can't say about the others,

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Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: is lying on the couch

Jeska or Jukon: walks into the bar

Jeska or Jukon: Fanta

Ant: walks in and sits at the bar

Fanta: Howdy, Jukon

Jeska or Jukon: whats new?

Jeska or Jukon: lies onto Fanta

Fanta: Nothing much

Fanta: Just... have a clone at home with She

Fanta: *Shea

Fanta: I'm not letting her out of my sight..

Jeska or Jukon: so you're not dying now huh

Jeska or Jukon: ((how old is new shea?

Fanta: ((Idk she robot

Fanta: Nah..

Fanta: Shoe's dead

Jeska or Jukon: really? how

Fanta: I dunno

Fanta: He's just not here anymore

Jeska or Jukon: huh

Jeska or Jukon: got some free time?

Fanta: Mhm

Fanta: ((https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000

Ant: is desperately checking their timeline's news

Fanta: I'm happy to not be dying

Jeska or Jukon: well yeah, I'd assume so

Jeska or Jukon: you still gonna do the whole bakery thing

Ant: (( Has technology gone too far? ))

Fanta: Dunno, haven't been there in a few days

Fanta: And I'm not sure I can, with Shea back

Ant: (( Welp. I gtg I'll be back on later. ))

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WDG: a mother turning to undesirable work for pay for her daugther? how touchoing

Jeska or Jukon: Ugh....go away

Fanta: ...

Fanta: is actually considering quitting because of Shea, take that atheists

WDG: normally I'd get AD to do this, but you two seem to be rather close

WDG: how would you like to find something for Jukon and AD Fanta? you can take her along

Fanta: What do you want..

Fanta: And who are you?

WDG: theres a device somewhere in the bottom of the ocean that I want and AD and Jeska are you gonig to find it for me

Fanta: ...

Fanta: So you want them to find a random device at the bottom of the ocean somewhere

WDG: oh where are my manners. My name is WDG, evil mad scientist, generic bad guy, blah bllah, blah

Fanta: Wow, self aware, ok

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Lucy: ((hi there

WDG: you know, threatening Jeska to get AD to do my work for me

Lucy: ((i'm just doing some finishing touches on the battle calculator

Jeska or Jukon: yeah, hes the one who created me,

Fanta: ...

Fanta: How the hell would they get to the bottom of the ocean?

Lucy: ((i've got expies of gaster, metta, luke, fellby, steel, and muffet

WDG: some one dropped it

Lucy: ((i didn't feel like doing more lol

Lucy: ((so

Fanta: Whatever... I'll get it if you want

WDG: theres man named Zerka who knows where it is

Lucy: ((i'm gonna save what i've got separately and do what i gotta do for school

WDG: good, its a singularity device, -holds out a picture of it, is a crystal ball looking device-

Fanta: looks at it

Lucy: ((it calculates damage, i haven't figured out how to do status effects

WDG: hes is the ports of Asdiana, take Jeska with you

Fanta: What timeline and where's the guy

Fanta: Oh, alright

WDG: TK-421

Lucy: ((it also subtracts sp when a special move is used

Fanta: ((Would now be a bad time to rework how DEF works?

WDG: you know I was relying on AD to get things done, but why not include others, especially those who care about Jeska

Lucy: ((*shrug*

WDG: well what are you waiting for? Get!

Lucy: ((i'm just trying to keep it simple for now, seeing as this is for school

Jeska or Jukon: gets up

Fanta: gets up

Fanta: I assume this guy is threatening you?

Jeska or Jukon: follow me

Jeska or Jukon: goes to the anydoor- Yeah, likely has some type of code words that'll kill me

Jeska or Jukon: since I was conditioned to follow orders to the letter

WDG: hit the nail on the head my dear1

Fanta: follows her

Fanta: I know how that is

Jeska or Jukon: takes Fanta the ports of Asdiana, a seedy looking place with tough sailers, criminals, black market groups and more

Jeska or Jukon: hes likely in the one of the pubs -pulls out a picture of him-

Fanta: Alright

Fanta: enters a pub

Zerka: -he is an older looking fish, a bit fat and likely in his 50s/60s

Zerka: -you don't see him, but ask around

Fanta: takes the picture, asking the bartender

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Zerka: Bartender: That fat fuck? he hasn't paid his tab in a while. Threw him out, likely at one of the other pubs, check the golden goose and rhe green dragon

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Fanta: Right, thanks

Fanta: walks out

Fanta: goes to Jukon

Jeska or Jukon: lets go

Fanta: Yeah

Jeska or Jukon: which one?

Fanta: First one I guess

Jeska or Jukon: takes her to the golden goose

Zerka: -not there

Fanta: I guess the other one?

Jeska or Jukon: goes to the Green Dragon

Zerka: -not there

Jeska or Jukon: damn it

Fanta: Well shit

Jeska or Jukon: what now?

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Fanta: I dunno

Fanta: looks around

Zerka: -theres a couple of guys around a the bartender

Fanta: ((Are you actually here or just playin

Hywel: -He emerges from the room, without Azalea believe it or not.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ye))

Fanta: goes up to them, asking about him

Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon and Fanta are looking for Zerka if you want AD to join right quick

Hywel: -He sits in the couch.-

Fanta: damn Hywel

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What exactly is happening so I know what's going on))

Zerka: Dude: that guy? heh, he was just thrown out a few mintues ago

Hywel: -On. You fuck.-

Jeska or Jukon: ((they just left to find Zerka

Jeska or Jukon: ((checked a few pubs, WDG was a dick

Asriel_Dreemurr: is there I promise.

Fanta: heads out, looking in the street for him

Fanta: Oh hi Asriel

Jeska or Jukon: Hey sweetheart

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hi."

Zerka: -theres a some prints in the mud, body shape and some footprints leading into an alley

Fanta: ...

Jeska or Jukon: great hes a drunk and covered in shit likely

Jeska or Jukon: lets go

Asriel_Dreemurr: follows.

Jeska or Jukon: goes down the alley

Fanta: heads into the alleyway

Zerka: -is lying agaisnt the wall

Zerka: well well well if it isn't my lucky day

Zerka: you two babes looking for a good time?

Zerka: -is fucking disgustin looking and likely drunk

Fanta: -_-

Zerka: or are ye hoes? considering yor pimp there -points to AD-

Zerka: cuz I ain't got cash

Fanta: -_-s harder

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Jeska or Jukon: ....

Fanta: Some guy told us to ask about some device

Fanta: WDG or something

Zerka: Ha hah hahhaa thoguht you said something there for a minute

Zerka: you know

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Zerka: you look like someone I once knw

Zerka: -is pointing at Jeska-

Zerka: -pulls out a picture of a little fish girl

Jeska or Jukon: ....

Fanta: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Zerka: -looks at it and starts shedding tears- she'd be about your age right now

Jeska or Jukon: look assface, we're not here to deal with your problems

Jeska or Jukon: tell us where the singularity device is and how to get to it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "WDG said the bottom of the ocean."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where in the ocean is it?"

Zerka: WwwwWDDG?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, didn't Fanta say that two seconds ago?"

Zerka: -freaks out a bit- he sent you? what does he want from me?

Zerka: were done him and I. ......he didn't send you here to kill me did he?

Fanta: No

Jeska or Jukon: I'm gonna if you don't shut up and tell us where the device is

Fanta: But if you don't give us the location, I can't say what we'll do

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Zerka: its in a sunken ship

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where."

Zerka: in the T

Zerka: in the T'Har ridge

Asriel_Dreemurr: "May I ask one more question?"

Zerka: but its a dangerous device, don't get it

Zerka: .....yeah?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why did you know that fish?"

Zerka: -points to her- I.....don't ...she just looks like

Zerka: .....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean the one in the picture."

Zerka: shes Suskian, my daugther

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Zerka: she'll.....died. A number of years ago

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry for your loss..."

Fanta: ...

Zerka: -the little fish in the photo has the same colour skin and hair as Jeska-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What happened to her?"

Lucy: ((alright, done with homework

Zerka: it was an accident

Asriel_Dreemurr: "any more explain action?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: Explaination*

Zerka: we where sailing and a mast broke

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Jeska or Jukon: we done here?

Fanta: I think so

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure..."

Fanta: Thanks, Zerka

Jeska or Jukon: its gonig to take time to prep something to go down that far

Zerka: -is simply crying-

Jeska or Jukon: I can hand the pressure, but I doubt you two can

Asriel_Dreemurr: pats Zerka on the back.

Jeska or Jukon: lets head back to the bar

Fanta: Um

Fanta: I can just dive down

Fanta: I don't need to breathe

Jeska or Jukon: AD can't

Jeska or Jukon: ((gotta shower

Fanta: Alright

Jeska or Jukon: ((running out of time

Asriel_Dreemurr: is comforting Zerka.

Jeska or Jukon: come on AD, lets go

Zerka: -is huddled up-

Fanta: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...He's not okay."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe I should stay here while you two come up with something?"

Jeska or Jukon: nothing we can do

Fanta: Maybe he should come back with us

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can't go in the water anyways."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not deep, anyways."

Jeska or Jukon: he gets kicked out of the pub anyways why should we bring him with us

Jeska or Jukon: ((gonna shower

Fanta: Grillby doesn't kick out giant murder robots, he won't kick out a fish guy

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Jeska or Jukon: fine

Jeska or Jukon: ((brb in 7

Grillby: -There's a first time for everything. Besides, [i]you[/i] try kicking out the murder bots!-

Fanta: ((Chat is even ripper today

Lucy: ((well, it's a monday

Fanta: ((Yeah but it's late

Lucy: ((I know...

Jeska or Jukon: ((tuesday for me

Jeska or Jukon: picks up the poor excuse for a fish and takes him back to the bar

Fanta: follows, picking up AD

Zerka: the device......its dangerous

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Jeska or Jukon: ((rip

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Lucy: ((aaay d

Jeska or Jukon: enters the bar and throws Zerka, AD, and Fanta onto the couch

Asriel_Dreemurr: must have been tired.

Asriel_Dreemurr: and fell asleep on Zerka before.

Zerka: -smells like shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake now, though.

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Gaster: walks out, rubbing his eyesocket. "Hmm?

Zerka: ......

Hywel: -He is sitting on the couch, little ways from the place they were thrown.-

Zerka: so this is the interdimensional hub I've heard about

Hywel: "Sir, you need a shower."

Hywel: "Speaking of which, I need one too."

Zerka: I need a lot of things kid

Hywel: "Is there anywhere I can clean myself off? And where Azalea can too?"

Hywel: -He said that to no one in particular.-

Jeska or Jukon: hey Gaster

Gaster: ... There's no shower here, but I'm willing to open my doors to whoever needs one.

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Jeska or Jukon: he needs one -points to Zerka

Hywel: "Greatly appreciated, Gaster."

Hywel: "When may we?"

Hellaton: ((yo

Gaster: Well, I can take you there right now if you want.

Gaster: ((hey

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Zerka: -stumbles up- alright lets sober up

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Hywel: "I would like that, Gaster."

Gaster: nods, then starts to move towards the anydoor.

Hywel: "I'll be right back."

Fanta: is asleep with AD

Fanta: Huh?

Hywel: -He walks into the bedroom, and then returns with Azalea, walking to the anydoor.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "howdy."

Jeska or Jukon: hey

Fanta: I fell asleep

Fanta: Focused on my clone

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where's that?"

Gaster: nods to Hywel, allowing him through. "The bathroom's right near the master suite."

Fanta: At home, with Shea

Hywel: -He nods, waving him off.-

Zerka: -follows and collaspes on Gaster

Fanta: I'm not letting her out of my sight

Jeska or Jukon: ((opps

Zerka: -falls on Gastet's floor and passes out

Jeska or Jukon: ((what I meant to say

Hywel: -He stands at the door of the bathroom while Azalea goes in to take a shower.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Collapses on Gaster))

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("The fuck man"))

Gaster: ... Oh, jeez.

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("I only do robots"))

Zerka: -is clearly drunk

Fanta: She's um...

Gaster: sighs, then moves Zerka to the guest room. He can sober up there.

Fanta: She's still concerned about you

Jeska or Jukon: any reason you wanted to drink him here AD?

Jeska or Jukon: bring him*

Gaster: (("drink him here"

Jeska or Jukon: ((the fuck?

Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.

Hywel: -He's practically keeping guard of the bathroom so no one walks in.-

Jeska or Jukon: hes a loser AD, just going to drink Grillby's stock of alcohol

Fanta: You know him?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kudos to me for bringing Grillby a good customer."

Jeska or Jukon: No, but I can tell hes a piece of shit

Jeska or Jukon: does pay his tabs, we know that

Jeska or Jukon: doesnt*

Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I feel like he might have had a clone of you as a daughter."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Either that or his daughter looked just like you."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Lucy walks downstairs to greet Gaster. "Hello, there. I made sure your children got up at a proper time."[/font]

MettatonSEX: -gets the fuck up on his own for once. Immediately, he sees the position of Hellaton's legs. Without a word, he takes out a screwdriver, pries off Hellaton's leg panels, untangles the wires from the knee joints, and snaps the casings back on. He puts the screwdriver back, takes out a sticky note, and writes, "I'm going to spend time with the kids today. Also I fixed your knees up; wires got tangled in the joints. I'll see you later, darling. ❤︎Mettaton". He sticks the pale yellow note to Hella's chest and goes home.-

Hywel: -He's still sitting at the door of the bathroom.-

Jeska or Jukon: wait

Gaster: Thank you, Lucy. Can you check to see - oh, there's Mettaton.

MettatonSEX: Hello, darling.

Jeska or Jukon: do you think that she might have been the templat

MettatonSEX: And hello, ...Lucy.

Jeska or Jukon: template*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Hello!"[/font]

Fanta: Oh.. that is possible

Gaster: Anyway, I was about to ask you to watch the guests while I work on Hellaton's new body.

Jeska or Jukon: he knows WDG

Asriel_Dreemurr: "True."

MettatonSEX: Guests? As in Lucy here isn't the only one?

Jeska or Jukon: god....

Jeska or Jukon: hes not my dad

Gaster: Well, there's the two orphans, and some drunk fish.

MettatonSEX: .....Uh. Okay?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean he looked depressed."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She chuckles. "Oh Guardian... you always had a penchant for taking in strays."[/font]

Gaster: I... yeah.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No wonder he's turned to alcohol."

Fanta: Yeah, he would be depressed

MettatonSEX: Yeah, no shit. This is what, 105 now?

Jeska or Jukon: I'm sure he hasn't stopepd drinking since

Gaster: 105? I thought we'd hit around 500 a couple years ago.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Soooo, maybe he'll feel better if you tell him?"

Gaster: Although, they're only here to take baths.

MettatonSEX: ...Sorry, 1050.

MettatonSEX: ....I mean, alright.

Jeska or Jukon: tell him what

Gaster: I do have to worry about overcrowding...

Jeska or Jukon: that I'm not his daughter?

Gaster: I'm not sure if I can take in anymore, and well, that's a shame.

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MettatonSEX: Do you have any control over this place anymore?

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Well I sure hope he does, he's the Guardian!"[/font]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

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MettatonSEX: I meant controlling the composition of it, like its size or whatever.

Jeska or Jukon: I know I said that it'd be nice to have parents

Jeska or Jukon: but a drunk for a father

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Jeska or Jukon: on top of that, what if it isn't true

Jeska or Jukon: what if it is just a coincidence?

Gaster: sighs. "This is as big as it gets, I'm afraid. Vader has produced as much any energy as she can."

MettatonSEX: Well then you're fucked.

Gaster: Yeah.

Gaster: So this is as big as it gets.

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MettatonSEX: I mean, we could build a couple more buildings, and revamp a couple of the currently empty ones, but otherwise this is it.

Azalea: -She is taking a long shower.-

Gaster: nods. "And I want to keep some wilderness here."

MettatonSEX: Exactly.

Gaster: I'm going to have to find someplace else for others to live.

MettatonSEX: That's why the suggestion was build a bit more and not wreck the forest.

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MettatonSEX: Yep.