Hellaton: ((bc ike is the fucking strong

Gaster: ((corsiva one beat him and he threw the ugliest fit

Hellaton: ((tru

Hellaton: ((he probably shortcircuited the wii u

Hellaton: ((he also has shortcircuited the wii during a brawl match bc he was playing against a cpu pokemon trainer and ivysaur was brought out and that ended badly

Hellaton: ((vine whip, man.

Gaster: ((aaah, i hated ivysaur

Gaster: ((that's when I mained bowser

Hellaton: ((ohhh yeah

Hellaton: ((ivysaur trumps bowser bc of that goddamn range and the neutral b

Hellaton: ((trying to ass slam? nah bitch

Hellaton: ((bullet seed

Hellaton: ((also, glamor accidentally damaged brawl beyond repair bc he zapped the wii really powerfully in his panic

Gaster: ((i've since switched to bowser junior

Hellaton: ((bjunior is cool

DamnDude: (( oh hey, everyone's talking smash after I got done playing some smash ))

Hellaton: ((....bad shortening

Hellaton: ((noice

Gaster: ((i just remembered there was a character on barney called bj

Gaster: ((i distinctly remember him being called bj

DamnDude: (( How unfortunate ))

DamnDude: (( [s] that's all barney needs[/s] ))

Hellaton: ((hey, dd, didnt we play smash for a few rounds? bc i remember i played w you and someone else, and i forget whether i reflected a shadow ball at you or the other guy. were you meta knight?

DamnDude: (( I don't think so, unless I was going random ))

Hellaton: ((i think the other person was ad? im unsure

Hellaton: ((i know i was palutena

Hellaton: ((there was a mewtwo and a meta knight

DamnDude: (( I might have gone random, or I was a black kirby ))

Hellaton: ((ah

Hellaton: ((i know it was meta knight bc wings

Hellaton: ((i have a gif of the shadow ball on my tumblr hold on

DamnDude: (( Because I only have Corrin on the 3DS, and I don't play MK usually ))

Hellaton: (( http://magevaati.tumblr.com/tagged/palutena

Hellaton: ((i only have one post tagged as palutena

DamnDude: (( Ok, I was random then ))

Hellaton: ((ah, good

Hellaton: ((now i know it u

DamnDude: (( Because even though I don't main MK, I normally have colors for characters I still kinda play ))

DamnDude: (( Red MK because I like red Kirby ))

Hellaton: whirrs. He's happy, and his false confidence helped

Hellaton: ((ah, cool

Hellaton: ((i only play as pink, purple, or red. and i never play lucina unless required ingame

DamnDude: (( I have Red Kirby and Blue Ness as non-DLC mains, and Cloud/Corrin as DLC mains )) ))

Hellaton: ((bc she sucks and didnt need to be in smash

Hellaton: ((i dont have dlc but i need bayonetta

DamnDude: (( Lucina is probably my least played FE character, just because the other ones are more fun honestly. I don't have anything against Lucina just I'd rather play Ike/Roy/Corrin ))

DamnDude: (( Marth is played too, but only because red Marth looks cool, but I can't do shit with him ))

Hellaton: ((lucina is a slightly faster, shorter ranged, weaker, center-blade-focused marth

Hellaton: ((and a fea spoiler in and of herself

DamnDude: (( Wait, I think that last point is wrong, it's just that there's NO focus in which part of the blade I thought ))

Hellaton: ((theres very minimal focus in thecenter ive seen

Hellaton: ((ive played against lucinas

DamnDude: (( Roy is hilter and Marth is Edgy ))

DamnDude: (( How the fuck am I supposed to remember what Lucina does in a jokey way? ))

Hellaton: ((centery... century or sentry

DamnDude: (( Yeah, there's no focus in which part of the blade it is, I just looked it up ))

Hellaton: ((huh

Hellaton: ((then shes nothing

Hellaton: ((shes just shitty

DamnDude: (( She does however have slightly higher damage than marth, as her damage is basically the average of Marth's tipper and non-tipper moves ))

Hellaton: ((shes still a fea spoiler

Hellaton: ((like, make her a marth costume

DamnDude: (( That's what she was, and then she got a few changes ))

Hellaton: ((and now shes a clone

Gaster: ((although honestly smash doesn't give two shits about spoilers

DamnDude: (( So that's why I'm not going against the three clones that were in their own section ))

Gaster: ((i know it outright spoils the end of one of the kirby games

Gaster: ((the one with the star rod

Gaster: ((and it has the music of the secret boss of kirby 64

DamnDude: (( They all are OK with me, because they were all originally costumes that got slight changes, the most changes being Dr. Mario and the Least being Dark Pit ))

DamnDude: (( Oh, you think that's bad? ))

Hellaton: ((im not a fan of dark pit either but at least hes not a spoiler. also ganondorf got the most changes i think

DamnDude: (( I said the section of three that are specifically side to side ))

Hellaton: ((slower, more power, and im p sure dr mario was mostly aesthetic and one move

Hellaton: ((ah

DamnDude: (( Those were the three that were just costumes ))

Hellaton: ((ganny was a clone in melee, got changed in brawl

Gaster: ((now he's super slow

Hellaton: ((hes captain falcon

Gaster: ((I love his powerwalk though

Hellaton: ((but super strong

Hellaton: ((i gtg for a bit

Gaster: ((okay

DamnDude: (( Also Chime, if you think that's bad, don't ever go into the trophies for newer games ))

DamnDude: (( They give 0 fucks about spoilers ))

Gaster: ((i know

DamnDude: (( "Cough" Xenoblade "Cough" ))

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DamnDude: (( I'm pretty sure Slar and I started this discussion before, actually ))

Gaster: ((For me it's like, "okay this is a chance to introduce people to a new ip, why spoil the game"

DamnDude: (( Basically ))

DamnDude: (( At least with Kirby spoilers, it's not like the story is it's main focus ))

DamnDude: (( But then you spoil a really long RPG? What were you thinking? ))

Gaster: ((yeah, one kirby game is literally "I think you stole my cake, therefore i will come kick your ass"

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DamnDude: (( Meanwhile, a majority of the story in TD isn't until the last boss of the game ))

Gaster: ((yeah

DamnDude: (( "Oh, BTW you know that guy you were following this whole time? Yeah he isn't important really" ))

DamnDude: (( "Let's just get this bee to be the last boss" ))

DamnDude: (( Also, from what I've seen from Robobot, the story is exactly the same except the beginning. ))

DamnDude: (( Replace Bee with Corporate Boss, Tarzana with Helpful Robot, and [spoiler] Masked DeDeDe [/spoiler] with [spoiler] MechaKnight [/spoiler] and wa-bam ))

Gaster: ((ye

DamnDude: (( "Also, we have some extra models left from our last two games, let's just make them hidden bosses for [spoiler] Not DeDeDe Tour but Metaknight Adventure 2.0 [/spoiler] ))

DamnDude: (( They recycle a lot in Robobot, with I know at least 3 bosses from TD returning in one way or another, and then a boss I know from RtD ))

DamnDude: (( OK, I've ranted about Robobot recycling enough now, I'm still getting the game either way ))

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Gaster: ((lmao

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DamnDude: (( Mostly because I want to support Main Series Kirby so we keep getting better games with maybe less recycling ))

DamnDude: (( I have yet to find a spin off from the series I like ))

DamnDude: (( I hate both of the Stylus drawy roads ones, I don't like playing golf with Kirby, I don't like Mass Attack ))

DamnDude: (( The closest things I liked to one is when they released Kirby fighters stand alone so I can at least trade in TD and fuck around with something until smash came out ))

DamnDude: (( OK, now I'll end my rant about Kirby in general ))

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Hellaton: ((hi darling! hi other friends!

Gaster: ((Hello

Hellaton: ((im gonna have to leave for a bit again later

DamnDude: (( Hey MV, I basically ranted about Kirby after we were done ranting about Smash trophies ))

Alphys: (darling hello!!)

Hellaton: ((yep

Alphys: (wow message lag)

Hellaton: ((hi my love

Alphys: (<3)

Gaster: shifts a little.

Jeska or Jukon: ((Kirby? I feel like I was the only person who never had a problem fighting against Kirby in smash

Fellby: He walks back out and starts to paint again.

DamnDude: (( More of ranting about the kirby series, not kirby in smash ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((oh, yeah I see what you mean know

Hellaton: ((i have ranted for a record 46 minutes 11 seconds on how vaati is unfairly treated in the nintendo universe bc hes unrecognized, didnt get put as even a mention in smash yet ezlo gets a sticker in brawl, appeared in three canon games and wasnt put in hyrule warriors, still hasnt been in full 3d, didnt have official art for 4 of his 6 forms, has only one piece of merch and it's a phone charm, and in that i inspired my friend to make a fanfic.

Jeska or Jukon: nkow*

Jeska or Jukon: now*

Hellaton: sits up. "Are you okayyy?"

Hellaton: ((so iktf of ranting for a while

Wandering Frisk: -enters the room, walking like a cowboy, and starts painting

Gaster: Yeah, I'm fine. I just needed to move a little bit.

Hellaton: Oh. Alririright.

Hellaton: ((...theres a tumblr blog called satans-cummies and im kinkshaming

Hellaton: ((i got a notif that they reblogged my post

Hellaton: crosses his legys.

DamnDude: (( oh my ))

Gaster: ((oh no

Fellby: He looks down at Frisk, smirks, and goes back to painting.

Wandering Frisk: -winks at him- Totally worth it

Hellaton: slooooowly goes back to leaning on Gaster.

Wandering Frisk: -goes back to painting-

Gaster: Aww, hello...

Hellaton: Hellooooohello.

Gaster: pats Hellaton's head.

Hellaton: !

Hellaton: Oh! A steam poff.

Gaster: So cute.

Hellaton: You're descrcriiibing yourself.

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Gaster: blushes. "Oh, come on..."

Revenant: ((Ayy

Gaster: ((ayy

Hellaton: ((yo

Hellaton: You are thththough.

Gaster: I just can't win against you two, can I?

Hellaton: You are kind and swssweet and cute

Hellaton: Nnnope.

Gaster: You always win in the affection wars!

Hellaton: ...I ththththink Mettatons are nnnnnnnaturally affectionate. The ones I knowww of are.

Gaster: Seems like it. You guys have a lot of heart.

Revenant: ((OH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE JADE FACE TROPHY IN SMASH

Revenant: ((BECAUSE THAT IS SOME SHIT

Hellaton: looks to his soul container. "...I would mmmake a 'whole lot offf it' pun but my compresssed ssssoul is barely together."

DamnDude: (( We were ))

Revenant: ((THAT COMES 60 HOURS INTO XENOFUCK

Gaster: Compressed?

Hellaton: ....Well, sssort of.

Revenant: ((AND NINTENDOS JUST LIKE "ehh fuckit put ------ in there why boy"

Revenant: ((Surprised we didnt get a ----- trophy tbh

DamnDude: (( Slar, you and your fucking lines instead of just spoiler tage ))

Hellaton: I was oriririginally dispersed, butttt fusing with this bbody forced it to be... compressed. But conststant despair cracked it...

Hellaton: (((i gtg for a bit

Revenant: ((Fuckin how do i spoiler dag

Gaster: ((Okay

Revenant: ((Cya

DamnDude: (( Replace () with [] (spoiler) I play smash 4 (/spoiler) ))

Revenant: ((K

Gaster: pats Hellaton on the shoulder. "So it's kind of like mine?"

Revenant: ((I main roy in melee, azzy mains pika

Revenant: ((I play corrin in tr4sh, don't play brawful

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DamnDude: (( [spoiler] Slar has bad opinions and mains [/spoiler] ))

Revenant: is still. Staring

Revenant: ((Fuk u bich

Revenant: ((Roy may be shit but hes fun

Revenant: ((He has an ohko on puff

Revenant: ((Imma kill hbox

DamnDude: (( Fair point ))

Revenant: ((Also, i found out what that medicine actually does

DamnDude: (( Meanwhile, I'm playing noncompetitive 2v2 in Smash 4 and am hating my allies ))

DamnDude: (( Wait, what medicine? ))

Revenant: ((The shit my doc gave me to keep my hair

DamnDude: (( So what does it do? ))

Revenant: ((It's off label, originally prostate meds

Gaster: ((OH

Revenant: ((It cuts your testosterone

Revenant: ((And replaces with estrogen

Revenant: ((I aiiiiiint havin that shit

Gaster: ((welp

Revenant: ((And also has a significant chance of sterlizing you

Gaster: ((that's like what trans women take, i think

Revenant: ((I KNOW

Gaster: ((so he basically gave you transitioning meds

Revenant: ((Pretty much

Revenant: ((Brb

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DamnDude: (( That is fucked up ))

DamnDude: (( Also, just had my 2nd pacifist deathless victory in teams ))

Gaster: ((Nice

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Gaster: ((hi flame

Barchar: (what is with this chat room and being given dodgy mess)

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Revenant: ((The doc said "Oh there's no side effects"

Revenant: ((Bitch please

Gaster: ((they're TRANSITIONING MEDS

DamnDude: (( The game just decided it didn't want me to win ))

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DamnDude: (( I hit b once, but because of lag it took it long enough to make Cloud do his full up B off the ledge ))

Hellaton: ((back

DamnDude: (( So you know, I'm having a good time ))

Fellby: Fellby's back to painting the wall.

Hellaton: Wwhat?

DamnDude: (( [spoiler] CHOKING ON ALL OF THIS SALT [/spoiler] ))

Gaster: Well, a long time ago, I fell into my own creation. The core.

MB!SwapMuffet: is moving in slot machines, now

Hellaton: Oh...

Revenant: ((What am I gonna do about my hair

Gaster: It split my soul across timespace.

Revenant: ((It's either go bald

Gaster: ((become a hero just for fun

Hellaton: Oh no......................

Wandering Frisk: -is also painting a wall, standing a bit weirdly though

Revenant: ((Or grow tits

Gaster: Ah! It's fine!

Gaster: I, uh... I've reassembled it.

Hellaton: hugs Gaster, his face buried in the skeleton's chest.

Gaster: Partially - oh, you're hugging me.

Hellaton: Mmhm

Hellaton: Wwwwhen mine spppplit, it hurt... it still does at tititimes.

Wandering Frisk: -waves to muffet- hey muffet

Gaster: nods. "Mine does too, occasionally."

Hellaton: Noooooooooooooooooo

Revenant: still staring

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MB!SwapMuffet: "I see you've had fun"

Gaster: It's fine.

Fellby: "Yeah, we did."

Wandering Frisk: -giggle-

Hellaton: You don't ddddeserve the pain.

Gaster: I can bear it.

Hellaton: You do not deserve it.

Barchar: has been floating around revenant this whole time. Her mutterings are sounding...desperate. "Come on, I need to know, I'm supposed to know, I KNOW YOU, SO WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER IT!?"

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Gaster: I know...

Hellaton: You ddddon't deserve the pain you receive.

Hellaton: ((THERES A BLOG CALLED TACUMMIES WHY

Hellaton: ((STOP THE CUMMIES

Wandering Frisk: I'll be sure to get to work tomorrow

Gaster: ... Look. I've done terrible things.

Gaster: ((mv's blog is a no cummies zone

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Hellaton: I knowww, but you've ggggggotten better.

Gaster: If I deserve pain, it's for what I've done.

MB!SwapMuffet: "If we're open by then."

Hellaton: You dooooooonnnnnnn't.

Barchar: growls, sticking her hand through revenant's head and digging through his memories.

Wandering Frisk: well I can work on the side, and bring some money in

Fellby: "If we work hard, we can get the recruitment drive done tomorrow."

Fellby: "Of course, we need to advertise it..."

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Which causes some problems when you're an unlawful business."

Jeska or Jukon: wakes up-

Revenant: has a few memories

Revenant: they're just brief images of chara, toriel, and asgore

Fellby: "Yeah. This isn't going to be easy."

Revenant: and frisk

Hellaton: holds Gaster closer.

Revenant: other than that, there's only a very dark presence

Gaster: hums happily. "You're very nice..."

MB!SwapMuffet: "We do our best to stay ethical, but that's not going to stop some would-be hero from shutting us down under false assumptions."

Wandering Frisk: can't we just advertise as a casino?

Hellaton: Ssso are you.

Fellby: "We could... or as a host club, or hell, a bar/bakery."

MB!SwapMuffet: "That's hardly going to bring in the right kind of workers."

Hellaton: ((undertale after-high school host club

Gaster: ((kiss kiss fall into the core

Hellaton: ((kiss kiss fuck my ass

Wandering Frisk: maybe branch out and have other services?

Barchar: pops her hand out, gnashing her incorporeal teeth. "WHO. ARE. YOU!?"

Wandering Frisk: along with what we already do

Fellby: "Well... maybe."

Revenant: stares

Hellaton: Gaster, yyyyou're the sweetest personnnn, tied wiwith Mettaton, that I have ever met.

Gaster: I... oh!

Gaster: Thank you.

MettatonSEX: -Gaster gets a text.-

Revenant: ((Hey chime

Revenant: ((Do you like blazblue

Gaster: checks his phone.

Gaster: ((no

Gaster: ((i've only heard of it in passing

Revenant: ((Fuck

MettatonSEX: [Text: THE KIDS KEEP BEATING ME IN SMASH WHY THE FUCK ARE TWO SIX YEAR OLDS BETTER THAN SOMEONE WHO HAS PLAYED EVERY GODDAMN SMASH GAME]

Revenant: ((Because the steam anime sale is this weekend

Gaster: smiles, then answers.

Revenant: ((Danganronpa is on sale

Revenant: ((Which you should all play

Revenant: ((Except MV

Gaster: [Text: i don't remember you being fueled by salt]

Revenant: ((And if you did like Blazblue

Revenant: ((I have the money for a copy, with your name on it, for a piece of art

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Hellaton: ((i watched a walkthrough of the first two games and chapter four of the first one and parts of the second one fucked me up but the story was too good to pass up

DamnDude: (( DD's Salt has slowly passed on to the actual RP ))

MettatonSEX: [Text: I WON ONCE OUT OF FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVEN]

Hellaton: ((thats my salt too

Revenant: ((Ultra despair girls aint worth the r2

Revenant: ((It's alright, but not great

Revenant: ((Idk how the new anniemay is

Gaster: [text: Looks like we spawned a couple champions.]

MettatonSEX: [Text: WE SPAWNED A COUPLE OF CHAMPIONS WHO KEEP FUCKING ME UP BECAUSE THEY DOUBLE TEAM ME BEFORE FIGHTING EACH OTHER]

Gaster: [text: get gud]

MettatonSEX: [Text: OKAY DONT YOU START WITH THAT YOU KNOW I WAS THE ORIGINAL HOUSE CHAMPION]

Gaster: [text: well get guder]

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Revenant: ((I posted the video of the joytori unitale fight in new home

Revenant: ((And the SERVER OWNER said

Revenant: (("Omg Its a mutant asrial... i cant even deal with that thought man. Too saf"

Gaster: ((what the hek

Barchar: gives revenant an incorporeal kick, before returning to her body.

Revenant: keeps staring

Barchar: (he's probably very tired)

Revenant: will remain staring for the forseeable future

Revenant: ((Hey DD your bonus chapter is done right?

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: (a picture of Mettaton NEO shooting the uninhabited dummy in the basement)][/font]

Gaster: 's eyes widen a little. [text: He got that mad?]

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: we kicked his butt 506 times so yeah][/font]

Gaster: [text: wow]

DamnDude: (( yes ))

Revenant: ((Can we do Lua's fight?

DamnDude: (( And thank god for that ))

DamnDude: (( Sure, just give me a few moments ))

Revenant: ((K

: Revenant [Revenant] is now Battle! [].

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Wandering Frisk: Hey Fellby and Muffet, do you mind if I lie do for a bit?

: ((Who in the bar?

Fellby: "Ah, alright."

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: yeah... oh shoot dad kicked it and its stuck][/font]

Hellaton: is

Lua: walks into the bar, deciding to leave the rewards he got back at base, he'll have Gaster check them out later.

Gaster: [text: free him]

Gaster: is

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: nah][/font]

Gaster: [text: you little turd]

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: 💩][/font]

Wandering Frisk: thanks -hugs him quickly and walks off to whatever free room there was

Lua: Hey everyone

Gaster: Ah, hello, Lua.

Hellaton: Hhhhello.

Gaster: [text: i'm glad he's spending time with you though]

Lua: "It's nice being able to be able to go freely between places after this week"

Jeska or Jukon: wakes up

: ((tfw reopening java for the first time in years

Jeska or Jukon: goes and grabs the medicine for Onna

: ((figuring out how the fuck to do

Gaster: ((oh lmao

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: yeah, but he still sucks butt at smash][/font]

Gaster: [text: still...]

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: (A picture of the "heck the rules" bork bork meme with the pug on the sign)][/font]

Gaster: [text: (a picture of the "stop it son you are doing me a frighten" meme)]

Lua: decides to take a seat for the moment, getting into a relaxed position

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: whoops meant to send that to alphys][/font]

Gaster: [text: oh]

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: though your response was perfect thank u][/font]

Barchar: looks at her notebook, thinking. She figured she was really happy with it. She closed the notebook, sighing.

: ((God java is stupid

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Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: (A spinning text that just says "bye"in glittery purple)][/font]

Fellby: He's finally done painting. "Phew..."

: I hope you guys are good at programming

Gaster: [text: bye]

: Because that's how you win this fight

Bondertale: Asuka and fabby you say

: ye

Bondertale: do these dingus es need to come in

Hellaton: ((glamor communicates with alphys in memes

: Your choice

Hellaton: is gonna be a fuckin treat for BFrisk

Alphys: [text to glamor: this image https://i.imgsafe.org/828bc17.jpg ]

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Glamor: [font=glamor][Text to Alphys: (A gif of Sans with Mettaton's legs) found this thing idk why but its funny][/font]

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: Alright

: Finally figured this shit out

Bondertale: eh, not doing anything else with my other characters

: You have very fun ACTS ahead of you

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].

Hellaton: unhugs, then goes back to the lean

Gaster: Mmmh...

: I'm surprised I remember this shit language holy jesus

Bondertale: toriel walks in, Frisk following a little afterward.

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Hellaton: looks at Bondertale, but says nothing.

Alphys: [text to glamor: omg i found a similar one!! (gif of dancing gaster with mettaton legs) this makes me laugh cause it reminds me of dr. gaster]

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: thatd be a better fusion than the one with four eyes holy shoot][/font]

Lua: is relaxing while checking some of the scans from the arena, nothing important.

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Hellaton: .....

Gaster: hums to himself, kicking his legs a litle.

: Fabriel: O-oh hey

Alphys: [text: shoot?]

: Still getting java's program worked out

: Get everyone ready for sum fight

Bondertale: "OH, hello, dear." toriel said, looking at Fabby. "How are you tod-ENH!?" a wave of sudden, jabbing fear hit her like a knife in the gut, as Frisk ran behind her.

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: dad set up replacements so i dont text swears. frick, shoot, butt, vagina, etc[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: why did he think vagina for cvnt was a good idea why this][/font]

: Fabby: "Er, I'm good... you ok?"

Hellaton: ....

Alphys: [text: omg]

: I now realize the java fight is gonna make frisk flip her shit

Gaster: O-oh, that's right... this Frisk doesn't like Mettatons.

Bondertale: "Uh-uhm, I'm relatively alright." Frisk continued hiding behind toriel, their eyes wide

Glamor: [font=glamor][Text: yeah, anyway, i gotta go help dad hes really stuck][/font]

Hellaton: ......

Bondertale: which Frisk?

: Yours deary

Hellaton: Wwwhat?

Alphys: [text: gl lol]

Bondertale: hoo boy

Bondertale: as if hellaton wasn't enough

Gaster: A Mettaton tried to kill them.

Bondertale: also thus Frisk is a 'them', friemdo

Bondertale: "...tried isn't quite the right word, doctor."

: k

Hellaton: looks sad. "O-oh................................."

Gaster: Ah, right. He suceeded.

Bondertale: "Multiple times."

Bondertale: shudders. Dieing was not a positive experience, she discovered that day.

: The revenant stares at Toriel

: Rev: "C͚̖͚̹̬o̱͍̣̝͟mi͉̙͜ngC̪̹̩̣o̰̮̻̝̯m̡̭̬͔͖̮̙̦ing̶̠̥͉C̳̼̜̞͘o͏͙̹̠̦̰mi͈n̺̤͚̰g͚C̜̲̩̳̜͈͟o͇͓m̠̳̟̼íṇ̳̹̹͇̱̀g̨͇C̘͍̲̯̰̣̣ọ̸̠̪͎͈̙ḿ̻in҉̗͕̣̮̝ͅg҉͔̹C̣o̦͉̠̦̰͘m̠͕͍͢i̤̗͖̗̥͘ṇ̢g͚̰̝̕C̵̝͕̥̺̜̜ơ͓̠̼m̬̖̹͔̠͉̝in̶̟͓̻͓g̙̗̱"

Hellaton: looks as if he's about to say something, but he wraps his arms around his soul container, covering it. He makes extremely distorted, first gen glitch Pokémon-like noises. A loud cracking noise is heard

Gaster: H-hey, Hellaton? Are you alright?

Bondertale: toriel looks at revenant, furrowing her brow.

: Sure enough, the TV clicks on

Hellaton: falls to the ground, moaning in pain.

Lua: is disturbed by the noise, as he snaps back to reality.

Hellaton: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

: Discord is on it, the revenant stares, growling

Gaster: follows him down, inspecting Hellaton's body.

: Bondertale's connection timed out.

: Asuka and Fabby just kind of stare at Revenant

: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.

Lua: gets up, about to help Gaster before he TV turns on randomly. He is in a moral struggle between joking and helping.

Hellaton: If you look at the soul container, his soul is very clearly cracked in a third place.

Gaster: Y-your soul...

Hellaton: .................

: Discord: "It's that tiiiiime again folks!"

Gaster: looks up at the TV.

: Discord: "Will our heroes be able to defeat their toughest foe yet?"

Bondertale: Frisk closes their eyes, holding their head, as toriel tries her best to stay upright

Hellaton: Iiiiiiiiiiit can't die unleleless it's hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put under stress that iiiiiiiisn't from.... me...............

Lua: "Did I miss something while I was out?"

Gaster: I can see...

: Discord is also a fabulous robot, if frisk cares

: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.

Bondertale: oh, they care.

: Discord: "With an antonishing 5000 HP, it's none other than Lua's challenger, JAVA"

Bondertale: Frisk is having a bad day

Hywel: -He is hanging out in the room still, till now, when he comes out to the bar.-

Gaster: snorts a little. "J-java?"

Hellaton: More very distorted noises

Bondertale: they tried to go hy

Bondertale: they sang a sad song but they actually didn't because they're mute

Lua: "...Oh trust me, programming languages hate me apparently."

: A guy walks into the bar, holding a laptop under his arm, he's wearing a java t shirt and holding a few headsets

: Guy: "Uh... hi"

Gaster: Hello. Are you Java?

Hywel: "..."

Lua: "...However, it seemed like the other guy was more competent"

: Guy: "No, but I'm here for him"

: Guy: "So... uh, he wants to challenge you"

Hywel: -Is very confused.-

: Guy: "I got him on my pc right here... and I got these nervegears"

Lua: wonders if he could destroy the laptop.

Hellaton: , robotically panting, gets up, slowly.

: Guy: "So... uh..."

: Guy: "Wanna fight him? I mean... I don't wanna intrude"

Gaster: stands up. "Not particularly..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((This fucking geek squad mother fucker right here))

Hellaton: I'm alrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiight..........

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Teach us on basic java script))

: Revenant is in the bar

Lua: "...Are the other challengers this.... odd?"

: Revenant is an eldrich abomination Asriel

: If Hywel cares

Hywel: -He just turns around and enters the bedroom again.-

: He stares at Hywel

Hellaton: is not alright but he's okay enough to fight if he must

Hywel: -He didn't-

: Guy: "So.. just put these on"

: He keeps growling at the TV then

Hywel: "...What are you looking at?"

Gaster: I... what?

Bondertale: however are not

: Or not

Hywel: -He didn't say that in a rude way. He wasn't trying to, at least.-

: He just stares

: His mouth unhinges again

Hywel: "...Did you not hea- oh well okay then."

Hellaton: ...

: The guy suits up Lua with a nervegear, plugging it into the laptop

Hywel: "I think your jaw may be broken."

Lua: is using all of his power to prevent himself from calling this guy a complete joke

: Guy: "Sorry.."

Lua: "...Hey what the hell?"

: Guy: "Uh... anyone else wanna fight?"

Hellaton: ..............

Gaster: sighs, then sits next to Lua. "I guess I'll go."

: The Guy gives a nervegear to Gaster

Gaster: ((now i'm warning you slarv, my studies are focused on python

Jeska or Jukon: take care of Onna and picks her up

: ((The task is simple

Gaster: puts it on.

Hellaton: sits by Gaster because he wants to make sure Gaster is okay

Hywel: -He stares to the fight.-

Hywel: "What even..."

Jeska or Jukon: walks to the bar with her

: The guy offers another couple of nervegears "I still have some..."

Hywel: -Aaannnddd he is now introduced to the bullshit if this bar.-

Hellaton: ......

Gaster: Anyone else want to kick a laptop's ass?

Lua: "...Seriously, the laptop is right there, why can we not just smash it and get this over with"

Hywel: -He walks over, Azalea following.-

Hellaton: raises his hand, shakily.

Lua: "This is a complete joke"

Hywel: "I can help."

: Guy: "Ok then"

: Azalea will be a godsend in this fight

Hywel: "It can't possibly be that hard to kill a computer."

: He puts a nervegear on Hywel, and one on Azalea

: Guy: "A-anyone else?"

Hywel: "Wait why is she wearing one."

Hellaton: had his hand raised

Gaster: Hellaton? Are you certain?

: He puts one on Hellaton

Hellaton: nods

: Guy: "Ok... I'm out of nervegears..."

: Alphys's connection timed out.

: Guy: "Have fun!"

Jeska or Jukon: walks into the bar

Hellaton: is not okay to speak, but is to fight

: He clicks on the laptop

Jeska or Jukon: whats going on?

: Everyone is suddenly in a black void

Gaster: We're fighting a computer.

Lua: sighs.

Hywel: "Can you please explain why you put one on Az-"

Gaster: Oh!

Hywel: -Nope, out comes his bow.-

Jeska or Jukon: ....right

Gaster: looks around, and reaches for Hellaton's hand.

Hellaton: grabs Gaster's hand.

: A giant monitor with a smiley face on it flashes in front of you

Azalea: -She is looking around.-

Lua: "...Alright, when I said I enjoyed moving around freely, I meant there were things to move around in, not just a void"

: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.

: "Howdy there. I'm java"

Gaster: Ooooh, no.

Jeska or Jukon: is the bar, guess everyone just disappeared

Hellaton: is silent

Hywel: "What is with this place, Gaster?"

: "I inquired about a certain bounty upon thine heads"

Hywel: "Is his normal?"

Gaster: No. It's not.

Hellaton: flips Java off with three hands

Hywel: "Ahh shit."

: "In response to a certain Lua's prompt demise I shall be granted with the funds necessary to improve my central nervous core"

Lua: "...I have a feeling I'm not going to go a day without someone trying to claim a bounty on me"

Jeska or Jukon: lies don on the couch with Onna

Hywel: "...Bounties."

: "I will finally be able to fund my side project"

Lua: "You REALLY need 50,000G to do that?"

Gaster: "Geez, just run a kickstarter!"

: Bondertale [Bondertale] disconnected.

: "The concentration and execution of all python users"

: "Now, let us begin"

Gaster: ((OH FUCK OFF

: ((C# master race

Gaster: ((I HAVEN'T LEARNED C# YET

Gaster: ((I'M STILL WRAPPING MY HANDS AROUND PYTHON

Alphys: (mv can you check your pms for a sec please)

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Lua: (( I'm learning Python next year and maybe C# in the free time ))

: Java attacks!

Gaster: ((wait that came out wrong

: Fight or Act?

Gaster: *ACt

Hywel: -He is not happy about any of this-

: Keep in mind Azalea's special

Lua: "...Wait, what does he mean by Act?"

Gaster: *wait nvm

Azalea: -She acts.-

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.

Hywel: -He also isn't happy about this either, clearly wanting to jut kick the fuckers teeth in.-

Gaster: ((ok, i think i get it

Hellaton: Act

Lua: is looking to the void to see if they think they know how what Acting means.

Gaster: ((azalea can act while the rest of us pound this guy's teeth in

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yes))

Gaster: acts to demonstrate what acting is.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Butt I don't think Hywel can do anything))

: ((Nope

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Butt))

Lua: decides to join in the act.

: So you guys are acting anyway

Gaster: ((hywel can't do anything since he and azalea have the same spot

: Great

Hellaton: eh

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah, next time lets attack))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((While I act))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cause that's starts))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK))

Gaster: ((I just wanna demonstrate what acting is

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Starts))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GADDAMNIT)

: While you're busy with that, Java is so bad that it scares Lua and Gaster

Lua: (( Well, we probably need to act to lower Def or something ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((STRATS))

Gaster: Sh-shit

Lua: (( --I-- ))

: ((enemies dont have def you dumb fuck

Hywel: "What?"

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2l6ZYV04Bw plays

: What are your ACTions?

Lua: (( --I-- ))

Gaster: [Gaster tries to take a look at the comments]

: Gaster cannot, he is scared

Azalea: -She acts, once again.-

Gaster: [Well fuck]

: What does Azalea do?

Hellaton: [ function getX( oElement ) { var iReturnValue = 0; while( oElement != null ) { iReturnValue += oElement.offsetLeft; oElement = oElement.offsetParent; } return iReturnValue; } ]

Lua: "...Of course, I'm useless already"

: Where does Hellaton place this?

: Nobody's inspected the code yet wow

Gaster: [WELL HE TRIED]

Lua: (( We were going to do that, but fucker scared us ))

Lua: (( Gaster was going to check comments and I was gonna check Method names ))

Hellaton: puts it in wherever man idk java i just googled shit

Hellaton: tried

: It doesn't compile, Java removes it

Hellaton: .......

Lua: (( Java achieves Syntax Error and is KOed ))

Jeska or Jukon: moves to AD and lies on him

Hellaton: flips it off again

Jeska or Jukon: has Onna in her hands

: ((You'll know what the win condition is if you FUCKING EXAMINE IT

Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep, not big surprise.

: AZALEA WHAT ARE YOUR ACTIONS

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WELL FUCK YOU))

Hellaton: tried so hard and got so far

Azalea: -SHE IS NINE SHE HAS NO CLUE WHAT A JAVA IS-

Barchar: is feeling kinda salty tbh

Hellaton: ((i literally just googled stuff im not a programmer

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Me neither))

Gaster: shivers a little "You guys have got to find something out!"

Barchar: is trying to figure out shot about revenant and doesn't have anywhere to start building or even materials and she's just

Barchar: not a happy camper

Jeska or Jukon: just lies on him, and falls asleep

: DO YOU EXAMINE THE CODE?

Azalea: -She probably just fucking makes an ascii smiley face cause that's all she knows how to do.-

: SHE EXAMINES THE CODE

: It reads

Azalea: -Sure-

Gaster: [EXAMINE THE FUCKING CODE YOU ASS]

: ** * ATTENTION: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CREATING INFINITE LOOPS, IT MAKES ME DO A SAD ;_; */ public class Java { private int succ; public Java() { succ = 500; } public java.lang.Integer remSucc(int nosucc) { succ = succ - nosucc; System.out.println("Succ = " + succ); return null; } }

Gaster: ((I THINK I GOT IT

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((oh god I can't read that))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I mean))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I can read the SUCC))

: Act or Fight?

Bondertale: (that seems rather basic for a FUCKING SENTIENT AI)

Azalea: -She doesn't even know what she did.-

Gaster: attempts to act. Is he still scared?

: Yes

Lua: (( Give me a sec I have to properly tab this out ))

Azalea: -Act.-

Gaster: -well frick-

Lua: can't do shit

: Java uses Short Circuit on Azalea/Hywel!

: It does 250 - Def and Paralyzes Azalea/Hywel

Hywel: -He's pissed.-

Hywel: -But mostly paralyzed.-

Hellaton: Act as well, he knows a very very minor bit of coding bc why the fuck not

: What is Hellaton's action?

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm gonna have to say, that my lack of knoledge with programming correlates to Hywel/Azalea's))

Gaster: is still shaking.

Hellaton: [ Replace the code entirely with: while (true) { console.log("Infinite Loop"); } ]

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And they live in a place that computers practically don't exist anymore))

: ((It doesn't compile

: Woops that was IC

Lua: is scared not by the programming language, but how bad his allies are with this.

Hellaton: ((well fuck

: It doesn't compile

: Java simply clicks UNDO

Hellaton: ((i said very very minor i tried

Gaster: F-fucker...

Azalea: -IS STILL NINE-

Lua: "You need it in a method, and the method needs to be called one way or another."

Gaster: L-lua... do you think you can do it?

: Battle! [] disconnected.

Lua: "IF I could act, yes"

Hellaton: ....

Azalea: "..."

Lua: thinks, and knows what he could do here.

Hellaton: .....

: Bondertale [Bondertale] disconnected.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Lua: is having a lot of fun with this thought.

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Gaster: is waiting for the battle to continue.

Hywel: -He's still paralysed, but also bored now.-

Lua: "Man, who would of thought I'd be the one with the main idea, but not being able to to do shit now"

Hellaton: is the only one who can do anything

Gaster: I wonder... if you could whisper it to Hellaton..

Hellaton: tries his fucking best

Lua: "I mean, I don't want to get in an arg with the big [] with String ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Just slam your face into the keyboard till it works))

: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.

Gaster: The most I know is a bit of Python....

Lua: I mean, we're in a public void, and are actions are static.

Gaster: Ah, okay.

Hellaton: shrugs and has gone fully silent since his literal heartbreak

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You saying Python and talking about computers is reminding me of kid Icarus uprising))

Hellaton: ((python uprising

MettatonSEX: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bondertale: (how the hell is it reminding you of that)

Bondertale: (computers don't exist in that game)

Bondertale: (aside from cherubot I guesz)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Because of the character Phyron.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AND THE WHOLE FUCKING AURUM))

: Battle! [] joined chat.

Bondertale: (and the aurum yeah)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like, you know))

: ((FUCK

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The entirety of three chapters))

Lua: (( You're internet died? ))

Bondertale: (but they don't count they're aliens)

: ((Yes

: ((I am internet died

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((THEY COUNT))

Lua: (( Thought so, you left the sheet as well ))

: ((Anyway

Lua: (( Also I'm being a hinty bastard in character now ))

Jeska or Jukon: wakes up and moves to Onna onto AD

: What will you do?

: Gaster and Lua are unscared

Lua: Hey, I got to act on a thought here.

Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles a little close to Onna.

Lua: acts

Hellaton: *ACT [Flip off Java with all four hands]

Lua: You know, you're going to be the second runner I know now.

Gaster: acts too.

Lua: [public static void main(String [] args) { while( 1 != 0) { System.out.println(“Don’t Call Bounties On Me, Bitch!”) } }]

Azalea: -Act-

: WELL GOLLY GEE RANDOM.ORG

: JAVA IS BAD AGAIN

Jeska or Jukon: goes off the the bathroom

Gaster: Wait, Lua, where do you put that?

: HE SCARED GASTER AND METTA

Lua: put this inside the class but outside any other method.

: And hywel is paralyzed

Gaster: -k thnks-

: no acts for azalea

Hywel: DUCK

MettatonSEX: -is at home-

: Bondertale's connection timed out.

Azalea: -I did a forget-

Gaster: shakes again.-

Jeska or Jukon: returns after a bit and lies back on AD

: Lua forgot a semicolon

: IT DOESNT COMPILE

Lua: ((FUCK())

: Java presses undo

Fellby: He wonders how to get the word out for the recruitment drive.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH GOD DAMNIT))

Gaster: Shit, really?

Lua: "FUCK"

: What will Lua do, the only available memer

Lua: [public static void main(String [] args) { while( 1 != 0) { System.out.println(“Don’t Call Bounties On Me, Bitch!”); } }]

Jeska or Jukon: ...AD?

Hywel: -Despite paralysis, he still manages to laugh a little bit.-

Lua: "SAME SPOT"

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

Lua: "NOT FUCKING FORGETTING"

Hellaton: ..............

Gaster: Good job, Lua!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah?"

Lua: "A GOD DAMN SEMI COLON"

: It compiles!

Jeska or Jukon: you....okay?

Lua: "I WROTE THIS ON FUCKING PAPER AND I DON'T FORGET THOSE"

Gaster: WHOO@

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think so."

Jeska or Jukon: good

Gaster: ((that @ is supposed to be !

Hellaton: claps.

Lua: seems angry.

Jeska or Jukon: hows.........Fanta

: Java dumps text onto Gaster! It deals 400 - Def

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Soft."

Gaster: Ow.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That's not what you meant was it."

: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.

Lua: is the text the text from the loop?

: Nope

Lua: wait no it isn't

Lua: we didn't run

: Gotta call the method for that to activate

Jeska or Jukon: I....is she....okay

: What will you do?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...For now, i think so."

Lua: [Lua presses the run button]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're gonna bring her daughter back."

: What does Lua enter in?

Hellaton: I ttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

Jeska or Jukon: ....how

Lua: (( what ))

: It's asking for a string

Gaster: looks at Lua expectantly.

Lua: (( It's a string arg ))

: Or... something

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...The flash drive is her memories."

Lua: (( It takes from args ))

Gaster: ((ye

: It wants me to enter something

Lua: (( Which doesn't matter ))

: You wrote it, you do it

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Chara is building a robot."

: Ok

Jeska or Jukon: ..oh......

Gaster: [DONGERS]

Gaster: [He enters DONGERS]

Jeska or Jukon: ....good....

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Raise em))

: DONGERS does not work

: You failed

Gaster: [fuck]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay...?"

Lua: (( what? ))

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Jeska or Jukon: ...no...

Barchar: "Once I have materials and tools, anyway."

: ((Idfk you wrote the damn code

Jeska or Jukon: sick...tired.....had to do....anything

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sick?"

Jeska or Jukon: hard*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry."

: ((Oh yeah you just enter nothing

: REDO

: JAVA WAS BEING A BITCH AND ASKED

Jeska or Jukon: throwing up.....blood from mouth....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god..."

Bondertale: "...thats not normal."

Hellaton: continues to flip this thing off.

Lua: (( twas bout to say ))

Barchar: Said that

: It compiles!

: It does nothing but repeat the message!

: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Lua: (( Also Eclispse 10/10 best program for java ))

Jeska or Jukon: I don't know....why

Gaster: Oh, yeah!!

: Java looks to be on his last leg

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure you'll be alright."

: The screen shuts off

: YOU WON

: YOU GAINED 30 EXP

Lua: "Hey, can someone tell me what it said?"

Jeska or Jukon: I haven't.....slept until recently

Lua: "Because I want to make sure everyone knows this"

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.

Gaster: "Don't Call Bounties On Me, Bitch!"

Hellaton: ((yo

Gaster: Classy.

Jeska or Jukon: stayed up all last night....trying to find something

Lua: (( also, I'm not kidding about writing it on paper, that's stupid shit you have to do on the final exam ))

: ((Oh wow that sucks

Gaster: ((deal with it

Gaster: ((i have to write pseudocode for EVERYTHING

: You all get booted back into the real world

Gaster: ((for my project it's nice for everything else it's not

: Hywel/Azalea level up

Lua: (( Fair point ))

: You do the stats AD

: Or DD

Gaster: Well, that's over with.

: idc im not doin em

Hellaton: takes off the neurolink and smacks Guy with it.

: Guy left a while ago

: The laptop explodes

Gaster: -good-

: Discord enters the bar

Hellaton: then he smacked the laptop just before

Bondertale: Frisk is still cowering

Barchar: "HI, asshole."

: "So, that's another one down, hmm?"

Lua: (( i'll do them ))

Gaster: It is.

: Revenant hisses at Discord

Lua: "Hey, I think I left a message for you on the exploding pieces of Laptop"

: "Real shame, wish I had hired better"

: "There's more to come, though"

: "More interesting targets"

: "Hehehe~"

Lua: "...I mean, there was some rando..."

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

: "And if they don't get it done, I could always do it myself"

Gaster: Then why don't you?

Hellaton: punches Discord.

: Revenant shambles over to discord

Gaster: Are you just lazy - HELLATON, NO!

: Discord catches the punch

Barchar: "OH, shut up, you egomaniac."

: "Oh, how adorable you are"

: He twists his arm

Hellaton: I'm dddddddddddddone with your shit.

Barchar: "Go to hell and leave us alone."

Hellaton: feels very little. His arm can swivel.

: Discord throws him back, very forcefully

: "Now now, the big Discord fight comes later, dearies"

Gaster: Oh, fine. I can't wait to dent your face in."

: Revenant slashes at Discord

Hellaton: hits the wall, his nearly half-ton weight causing it to dent.

: Discord is hit, "..."

: "Oh. One of [i] you [/i]"

: "What a miserable creature"

: Discord grabs the revenant by the head

Gaster: H-hey, what are you ...

Hellaton: collapses to the floor, and every crack on his body lengthens.

Gaster: Ah!

Gaster: looks between the revenant and Hellaton, wondering who to help.

: "Yalda told me about the likes of you."

Lua: has a very pissed off look in his eyes.

: Discord starts to press his claws into the revenant's head, it whimpers

Hellaton: is used to this pain, and just. Curls into a ball.

: "So... disgusting"

Gaster: runs to help the Revenant. "Stop that!"

: Discord rips its head clean off

Lua: "...How about you get the hell out of here before we decide to ruin your little f...."

: "Eugh.."

Gaster: NO!

Hellaton: is too sad to do anything right now.

Gaster: immediately summons a blaster and tries to attack Discord.

: "Can't have something that [i] disgusting [/i] on the show"

Lua: "...ARE YOU... actually serious?"

: Discord is completely unfazed, the blaster doesn't even make a dent

: "Anyway, tata for now"

Barchar: shrinks back. She feels like vomiting

Lua: "You call bounties on us, you make us seem like jokes, and now you fucking kill here?"

: "I'll see you around"

Gaster: ... The only thing that's disgusting is you.

: "Hehe~"

: Discord exits

Lua: "I don't think you understand. Your fun isn't lasting much longer"

Hellaton: left a Hellaton-shaped dent in the wall.

Barchar: "...oh God is it dead it better not be dead"

: Battle! [] disconnected.

Gaster: It's been decapitated...

Gaster: I'm sorry.

Lua: "..."

: Battle! [] joined chat.

: It's not dust

Hellaton: would be crying if he could.

: Despite being decapitated, the revenant is still very much alive, the head at least

Gaster: ... Wait...

: It's still hissing at where Discord left

: Battle! [] is now Revenant [Revenant].

Barchar: "oh thank every deity humans have come to worship in the past millions of years"

Hellaton: is physically and emotionally damaged

Lua: wonders what this revenant thing is heading to, but is too angry to talk with the main group about it.

Gaster: walks to Hellaton's side. "Are you alright?"

Hellaton: ..............Nnnnnnnnnnno.

Gaster: offers a hug. "Would that make it better?"

Revenant: 's body is unmoving on the floor, its head is livid

Hellaton: wraps Gaster in a sad hug.

Gaster: pats Hellaton on the back. "There, there..."

Barchar: walks over, pushing it's head and body together

Revenant: it doesn't work you dumb

Revenant: is just a hissing head now

Lua: decides it'd be best to take one of the seats and rest for a bit. He needs to calm down after all of this shit.

Gaster: Do you want to go home?

Hellaton: ........Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm...... I'm terrterrrrrrifyiterrifying........ Thhhhhhhat human ddddddoesn't deserve to be ssso full of fear...........

Barchar: doesn't know why she thought that would work

Gaster: ... You can't help it.

Bondertale: Frisk is in a fuckload of fear

Hellaton: this is fun for both of them

Revenant: ((What am I going to do with a year supply of transition meds

Bondertale: yeah let's call it that

Revenant: ((I'm not taking this my hair is not worth that

Barchar: (donate them to Trans people)

Hellaton: just. Glitched whimpering noises.

Wandering Frisk: (surpised WFrisk ad BFrisk haven;t meet yet

Lua: (( Your doctor gave you a YEAR'S supply? ))

Gaster: ((Idk you might be able to donate it to a nice trans lady in need but i'm not sure

Gaster: ((it might be illegal

Revenant: ((Supposedly you only need a quarter tablet

Revenant: ((For the hair shit

Gaster: sighs, then rocks a little.

Revenant: ((Idk how much you need to actually transition

Gaster: ((but you'd still be on a constant supply if you're taking it daily or whatever

Revenant: ((Oh god what if my parents find these

Hellaton: cries without tears

Lua: (( Get a different medical profesional's opinion )).

Bondertale: wake them up

Gaster: ((do they know you're taking treatment for your hair?

Revenant: ((Yeah

Hellaton: WAKE HIM UP INSIDE

Bondertale: they can't wake up

Gaster: ((then tell them it's for that

Revenant: ((But these are the same people who were concerned about me buying Ultra Despair Girls

Revenant: ((Stating that they were wooried

Revenant: ((And I quote

Hellaton: very sad robot noises

Revenant: ((That I was becoming "one of those _s"

Barchar: (I assume that word starts with f)

Revenant: ((No

Revenant: ((It starts with T

Barchar: (mmn)

Hellaton: ((oh

Gaster: ((why am i getting a wine ad on one punch man

Hellaton: ((defenestrate your parents

Gaster: ((ah yes i like a fine chardonnay with my buff caillou

Revenant: ((If they find these I'm getting sent pastors up the ass

Barchar: (should you troll them and take a picture with the mess and post it on Facebook with a link to the Wikipedia page or something)

Gaster: ((and A LAYWER ADD

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Gaster: ((WHAT

Hellaton: ((crash their computers

Hellaton: tightens his hold on Gaster.

Gaster: shifts a little, getting comfortable.

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Revenant: goes back to staring

Hellaton: has lost all fake confidence and the scant real confidence he had

Gaster: ((OH NO

Gaster: ((NOT MUMEN RIDER

Gaster: ((NOOOO HE JUST WANTS TO HELP

Barchar: (mumen rider is the real hero)

Lua: (( Yay, sonics with lag as the slowest character

Barchar: (I still don't know how the hell he's at the top of the c class)

Lua: (( that's what I wanted to fight today ))

Hellaton: tries to curl up as much as possible, to look as harmless as he possibly can.

Revenant: is in Barchar's arms?

Jeska or Jukon: ((he gets credit for the actions of other heros flame

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Barchar: why the fuck not. She hugs the head

Gaster: ((HE'S DOING HIS BEST SHUT UP

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Jeska or Jukon: ((never said we wasn't, he is the awesome

Revenant: ((Mumen sucks

Hellaton: Unintelligible glitching, with a very clear "I'm sorry please don't hate me" in the middle.

Jeska or Jukon: ((fuck you

Gaster: ((FIGHT ME

Revenant: ((Lol i dont watch OPM

Gaster: I don't hate you.

Hellaton: kind of tried to direct that at BFrisk

Revenant: looks content, despite being a mess of antlers and probably stabbing Chara

Revenant: "Cha...raaa..."

Hellaton: More unintelligible glitching.

Barchar: doesn't mind the stabbing much she doesn't access the body's pain receptors

Gaster: ((aaand saitama came and did his thing and i got a bra ad

Bondertale: doesn't hate you in particular

Revenant: is having a memory if Chara wants to do the thing

Gaster: ((it's just this lady stroking her bras

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Hellaton: If you douod decipher it somehow it would be many many statements of how he hates that he looks terrifying, how he just wants to see everyone else happy, and how he hates himself.

Hellaton: ((oppai

Gaster: ((YES

Hellaton: *could

Barchar: thinks, slumping again and sticking her hand through his head

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Revenant: is remembering hugging Chara

Revenant: ((Ayy

Hellaton: ((hi methbusters

Gaster: ((hi miyth

Myth: (( just here to say im going to be taking a break from here

Gaster: ((okay

Revenant: ((K

Revenant: ((How long?

Hellaton: ((oh, okay

Revenant: ((Should I scrap chin-chin's fight?

Myth: (( yeah

Revenant: ((Ok

Myth: (( I might be back in a few weeks idk

Gaster: ((Alrighty then

Barchar: thinks. Theres that deja vu again.

Gaster: ((I can't wait to see you again.

Myth: (( cya guys

Hellaton: ((same, cya

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Revenant: ((Cya

Revenant: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_ZoaJj2wrGM-Y1rw1XzwylGjSYtS3W1xvJT0yoj34DA/edit reworked

Hellaton: After more unintelligble glitching, a repeated "I'm sorry" plays.

Gaster: just holds Hellaton close.

Lua: (( *Lua is now internally cursing that the Gem kid is worth fucking more than he is ))

Revenant: "Charaaaaaaaaaa"

Barchar: "...asriel." she mutters.

Barchar: pops back in the body, hugging him tightly. "I knew it. I knew you were alive. I didn't know where. But you were. You had to be."

Revenant: "Charaaaaaaa"

Revenant: feels like a rock

Hellaton: stops. He just kind of. Goes limp.

Gaster: H-hellaton?

Barchar: "You're...i don't know. But you're here. And you know me! And I remember! I actually remember something other than dieing!"

Hellaton: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bondertale: Frisk has just been cowering. They'd he babbling incoherently if not for...you know.

Gaster: I'll ask again. Do you want to go home?

Hellaton: Mmmmhm.....

Gaster: Alright then.

Gaster: stands up, holding Hellaton in a bridal carry.

Revenant: keeps staring

Hellaton: looks briefly to BFrisk, sadness and regret snd self-hatred in his eyes, before just looking down. He covers his face in his hands, not in a cute way, but in a sad way.

Gaster: then steps through the anydoor, taking Hellaton home.

Bondertale: toriel picks Frisk up, carrying them onto the couch.

Jeska or Jukon: hey Frisk

MettatonSEX: -has passed out, so has Glamor, but they're both in their beds

Gaster: Huh... looks like everyone's asleep.

Gaster: Do you want to go to bed too?

Bondertale: Frisk glances at jukon.

Hellaton: .......I don't knnnnnnnnnnow.

Gaster: Do you want to just sit for a while, then?

Revenant: "Ch-ch-ch-ch"

Hellaton: just nods.

Gaster: Alright.

Jeska or Jukon: looks sick and tired, bags under her eyes

Gaster: takes Hellaton to the living room and sets him on the couch.

Barchar: "It's okay, asriel. It's Chara. Your best friend!"

Revenant: "aaaa.."

Hellaton: curls up as tight as he can. He removes his shoulderpads, dropping them to the floor before hugging himself.

Gaster: If you need to talk, I'm right here.

Hellaton: ......

Hellaton: robotic sigh.

Revenant: "h̳͚̜͎͇ͅu̶̴̧̲̪̥͇̹̪̠r̴̦͙͓̳t̺͕́͜͠s̵̶̹̖h̵͈̗̱̪̼́͡u̪̰̠̯̳̤͇͚ͅr̯̤̝͜ͅt̯̳̟̙͕̖̦̼͜s̹̥̯̯͍͞ͅh̶̠̗̙͍͉̗u͏̹r̭͙͙̪̙̳̥̹͜t̨̙̟̺ś͚͙̪̮̙͉h̠̣͈̮͞u̧̼͖͔̮̗̦͉͘͘ͅr̷̡͈̞̞̩̯͔̜̘t̡̜̫̯͜s̛̩̞͔ͅh̢̻̜ù̡̻͔͍̪̘̤̰͠r̡̹͔̠͉t̡̟s҉̫̪̥͟h͓̬̞̱͓̪̯̹u̪̱̝͎͎͇̗͘̕r͏͇͔̝͔̤̰́͘t̷̨̻̖̭̜͖̦̜͔̠s̺͖̞̙̼͡h͍͉̰̙͖̲͘ú͕̜̠̖̜̯̥͓͜ͅr̡̲͍̥̼̰̀ͅt̴̢̮̣̥̜̖̲̞̣̪͞ș̞̣̻͓̬̪h̼͚u̧̧̝̩̝͖͙̫͈̠̥͠r͕̲̻̻̬̕t҉̺̻͎̳͡ś̸̤ẖ̹̟̙̮̥͈u̶͓̗̹̝͕̬̫r̟͝t̨̟̙̘ͅş̛̥̼̱̩̰ͅh̲̬͟͠u̶̴̻̙̜̠̠r̀҉̖͇̻͚t͓̭̗̞̝̮̪̫ś̴̘̣̻̟ͅẖ̙͎̝̪̠̭̖͝u͍̹̥̘̗͘͢ŕ҉̰̺͔̯̹̖͍̺t̬͚͈̻ͅs̴̴̱̘͔̺̟͓̲̠h̸͕̳͔̳͞u̬̰̘̮̳͞r̛͢҉̟̼̠̼t̥̘̖͎̥͓͚̗͜͝s҉͈h̺͘͠ͅu̩̳̠r̶̨̨̬̰͔͇͇ͅt̩̰̹͜͝͡s̬̪̀͡h̖͙̼͚̞̖̙̕͠u͇̫r̛̜̜̺̫̖̣͠ṭ̶͍͕̝̱̙̰͝s̸̱̦̀̕h̸̡͎̥̜̙́ų̺̭̖͓̹̪͉̕r̯̟̳̕t̛̩͚̥̯̯̬̬́͘s̠̤͉̟͠ͅh̴̴̭̳̖͙̗u͈̪͎͖̗̖͡r̴͚̯ͅt͇͇̣̝̠͜s͕͎̖̜̺̩h̡̼̩͕u̼̳̞̬̟̙͈̰r̛͖̰̖̫t̛̠̤͖̫͉̞s̸͙͡h̸̵̖̱͙̘u͚͖̞ŕ҉̴̰̪t̨̻̪̰̰͚̻̫͖̩͢s̜h̸͖̮̘̙͘ư͘͏͍̠͓r̷̩̘͈̪̩ţ̩̲̮͝s̲̯͙̲̳͚͡h͎̱̮̗͇̦̮̀͞ṵr͢͝͏̪̟̪͙̠͈t̵͔̖ș͕̞̘͚̙͢͞͡h̶̰̭͖̠͟u̩̼͖̼̹̬̕͠r҉̧͎̬̖̼̣͖̬̟t͙͚͖͍ͅṣ̸̶͈͍͘h̺͍̕͝ù̦͓̟͉͠r̘̟t̝͙̝͚̞̳̳s͚͕̗̼̖͘͘͜h̡̤̮̠̩͘u͢͏͇̟͎̠r͎̲̻̰̲͉̭̹͡t̨̡̨̙̯̩̞̭ş̪͙̣̥̱͇̻̥h̸̷̤ư̦̠̳̞͓̯͕̕r̼̹͙̼̕͝t̖̪̦̟͈̩s̤̙̥̥͎̳̭͍̯h̤̺͖̭u͝͏̮̬͔̮r̵̴̢̝̗̜̲̟͖t̼̬̜̰͚̘͢ͅs̶̸̠̗ḩ̷̺̰u̦͟r̴̨̖̞͖̠̬̰̬͘ͅt̖̗̘̭̕͟s̨̙̝̟̫͇̹h̻̥́͡ͅṳ͉̠̪̬͍͔͢r̵̖̱̤͖̳͈t̷̛̰̬̘̞̻s̱͙̮̕͜ͅh̗̤͈̗͟͝ͅư̟͖̩̫̪̻͠͠r̛̛̖̝͚̪̯͝t̸̺̩͎͓͙̲͈͢s̶̜͈̦̀"

Barchar: flinches at the barely comprehensible mess

Jeska or Jukon: long time......no .....see

Gaster: pats Hellaton on the back. "Do you want me to get you anything?"

Bondertale: Frisk smiles awkwardly, nodfing

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Hellaton: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm just a frfrfrfrfreak. Oooooooooonly you and Metttttatonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn could ever lililike someone like me. I tttttterrify annyone else. I nenenever wanted to be a fffffffreak. I jujujust wanted to be abllle to be a stststar, or at least vavalidated. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno, I'm jujujujust a robotic abominananananationabomination. And nnnnnow I scared a chchild and rerererereminded them of trauma, probbbbably! A chchchild deserves none of that! Aaaaand I just trrrrrriggered pain in someone who deserves nnnnnnnone!

Gaster: sighs. "I... I'm not certain how to respond to that."

Gaster: But I can give you a hug, at the very least.

Hellaton: .......

Hellaton: pulls Gaster into a tight, very sad hug.

Jeska or Jukon: whats....new? are you.....okay?

Gaster: hugs back, nuzzling into Hellaton's shoulder.

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Revenant: said "hurts" over and over, since flame cant read rip

Barchar: I could see that actually but yes thx

Hellaton: is shaking, partly in sadness, partly in fury.

Bondertale: Frisk shrugs, shaking their head. They'd write, but their hands are too shaky.

Revenant: ((http://funnyismcontent.s3.amazonaws.com/7e60cd26-fc29-4d95-bd25-ba3568f65c0b.gif

Revenant: sounds exactly like Asriel for a second "It hurts.."

Revenant: goes back to his weird golem voice

Jeska or Jukon: reaches out her hand towards frisk

Barchar: hugs him tighter. "Asriel. It's okay. I'm here. I can help. Ch-chara can help."

Bondertale: Frisk takes it, awkwardly.

Hellaton: ..........Ththththththis body is just made to huhuhurt.

Gaster: No it's not.

Revenant: stays completely blank-faced for a while

Hellaton: It's fufullllllllllll of popopoints and claws and things that ccccould kill.

Gaster: ... Do you want me to file them down?

Hellaton: Wwwwwwwhat?

Gaster: I'll file down your points.

Hellaton: Pppppppppplease. I dddddon't want them.

Jeska or Jukon: just holds his hands and smiles, closes her eyes

Gaster: Alright. If you'll come down to the lab...

Revenant: ((Shower

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Bondertale: Frisk smiles, clutching at the locket of dust around their neck with the free hand.

Hellaton: shakily gets up, unhugging Gaster. "......Jjjjust not my teteteeth. Those are sesensitive to pain."

Gaster: Okay. I've got it.

Gaster: heads down to the lab, motioning for Hellaton to follow.

Hellaton: follows, carrying his pointed shoulderpads. His pointy bits are his knees, shoulderpads, hips, and yellow hands.

Gaster: pulls out a dremel. "Alright, time to get to work."

Hellaton: just stays still.

Gaster: starts on the hips first.

Gaster: Alright, how's this feel?

Hellaton: .....It. hhhurts a lilittle, but it's bebearable.

Gaster: MMh, alright.

Gaster: moves onto the knees.

Hellaton: shuts his eyes. He's still upset.

Gaster: Alright, I'd like to start on your nails now.

Hellaton: holds out his yellow hands.

Gaster: gently starts filing them down.

Jeska or Jukon: passes out after a bit

Hellaton: feels very little physically. He feels very upset emotionallt.

Hellaton: ....

Gaster: Alright, I'm almost done here. How do you feel?

Hellaton: Physically or emomomotionally?

Gaster: ... Both.

Hellaton: Physically, it fefeeels better, less... less like I'll hurt anyooooone. Emotionally, I still feel like shit. Bbbbetter about my body, but still shit.

Bondertale: Frisk closes their eyes as well. Toriel sighed.

Gaster: nods, moving on to the shoulderpads.

Hellaton: removed them. They're...... very cracked.

Gaster: Huh... these could use some repairs... hang on.

Hellaton: .....

Gaster: grabs a welder and starts to fill in the cracsk.

Hellaton: ....Ththey're as damaged as the rererest of this shitty body.

Gaster: ... I see. Well, if it's okay with you, I'd like to do more repairs.

Hellaton: has more cracks than Gaster

Hellaton: .......Mmhm.

Gaster: nods, then gets out his full toolkit.

Hellaton: would rather a new body entirely, how he wants it, but expresses none of it

Gaster: This might take a while.

Hellaton: Iiiiit's alright.

Hellaton: ...

Hellaton: opens his back and turns off his sensory receptors.

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Gaster: opens up Hellaton's chest. "It's fine. A few pots of coffee, and I'm good to stay up."

Hellaton: ...No.

Gaster: ... Huh?

Jeska or Jukon: ((I'm off to see capmm american laterz

Hellaton: Ddddddon't overwork yourseseself.

Gaster: ((okay bye

Hellaton: ((cya

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Gaster: snorts. "Please, I've pulled all-nighters over more pointless things."

Hellaton: If you wawawant to spend all night on me, I'd... rather you not. I ddddddon't want you to hurt yourseeeelf.

Gaster: shakes his head. "I've already decided."

Hellaton: Noooooooooooooooooooo don't wawawaste your time on this.

Gaster: You're not a waste of time."

Gaster: Now...

Gaster: starts to inspect Hellaton's innards.

Hellaton: My bobody is...

Gaster: Hm?

Hellaton: is very much fucked up

Gaster: ...My lord...

Hellaton: It's so dadadamaged.

Gaster: Jesus... at this point it may just... it's probably just better to build a new one all together.

Hellaton: is full of frayed wires, stains, and probably infected bits.

Hellaton: Yeah.

Hellaton: Aaaaaas long as my core wiwires are intact...

Hellaton: Those are the ooooones in red.

Gaster: I mean, I'll do my best to repair it if you've got any emotional attachment, but it's better for you to get a new one. I mean, just look at your core suspension, it's... It's irreparable.

Gaster: I'd need to take it out and replace it.

Hellaton: I hahahate most of it.

Hellaton: I only lililike the face, the hair, and the leg shshape.

Gaster: nods. "I've got to say, the extra arms are nice too."

Hellaton: Thhhhose are functional in mamany ways...

Gaster: ... Alright. I'm makng you a new body.

Hellaton: .......The bbbboiler has to stay too.

Gaster: Okay.

Hellaton: It's connnected to my core wiwiring,

Hellaton: Just.... the rest of it is shit.

Gaster: Alright. I'll plan for that.

Hellaton: Ttttttttturn me off before you do it. I can stttttay like that for twelve hours at a tiiime.

Gaster: nods. "Well, I've got to make blueprints first. I could probably modify Mettaton's..."

Hellaton: ....Can I ggggive a design?

Gaster: Yes.

Gaster: It's your body.

Hellaton: pulls a sketchpad from his chest, and reveals many drawings of a body that I'll draw up today and tomorrow and post or whatever. They look similar to his current one but vastly different as well.

Gaster: Oh.... Yeah. Yeah. I can work with this.

Hellaton: Ttttttthank you.

Gaster: It's no problem.

Hellaton: smiles, still sad, but.

Gaster: grabs a pad of paper and a pencil and starts scribbling things down.

Gaster: Hmmm... if I put that there....

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Gaster: grabs another set of blueprints with a floating hand. "Hey, out of curiosity... do you have a NEO form?"

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Hellaton: Nnno...

Gaster: Ah, alright. You probably don't want one either.

Hellaton: I.... no...

Gaster: You probably don't want the box, either.

Hellaton: Iiii like the design, but.... it's for battle.

Hellaton: .....No?

Hellaton: A bbbbox?

Gaster: Yeah, my husband has a box form. It's kind of silly, to be honest.

Hellaton: Oh...

Gaster: So. Just EX form, got it.

Hellaton: I... it hhhhas a name?

Gaster: Yes.

Hellaton: Oh...

Gaster: continues to draw.

Alphys: (what if hellaton has a really weaboo art style and the drawing he gave gaster had the spiky hair and the big anime eyes)

Gaster: ((gaster: what the heck is this

Hellaton: ((hella: it's art

Gaster: Huh, I may be able to salvage the battery extender...

Hellaton: ....Gggood...

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Gaster: I'll be making your body out of new material... some of the finest alloy I can get my hands on.

Hellaton: Tttthat's... wonderfffful!

Gaster: smiles. "It's nothing, really."

Revenant: remains in her hands

Revenant: ((I love comments

Revenant: (("Truly! Truly! Truly! Without Joy you are nothing in God's presence. "

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Fanta: awakens

Gaster: ((I'm about to watch the last episode of OPM

Jeska or Jukon: ((Not here to rp slar

Gaster: ((i just marathoned it

Fanta: ((Oh rip then

Fanta: is still sleep then

Jeska or Jukon: has passed out on AD anyways

Fanta: was already passed out on AD

Fanta: or, well

Fanta: he was passed out on her

Fanta: and Onna was asleep with Jukon

Fanta: who took her to the bar

Fanta: so AD is asleep on Fanta and Jukon is sleeping on him while being slept on by Onna

Jeska or Jukon: -AD is crushed by the amount of ppl of him

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Gaster: -rip ad

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Gaster: yawns a little, but continues to draw.

Hellaton: .....Ddddon't overexert yourself.

Gaster: I'm fine, really!

Fanta: boy I sure do hope chara doesn't get distracted by her new severed head waifu and not work on shea's body

Hellaton: Nooooooooooooooooo ggggo to bed Gaster.

Gaster: I doubt i'd be able to sleep with all these ideas in my head anyway.

Hellaton: ....

Jeska or Jukon: -Jeska is a heavy fuck at 350 lbs of pure muscle density

Hellaton: Wwwrite them down then sleep.

Fanta: is squishy

Gaster: No.

Hellaton: Yes.

Jeska or Jukon: -Also the cortin laced bones and nanoweave skin

Fanta: 💦💦

Gaster: Uuuughhh. fine.

Gaster: ((NO

Hellaton: ((no

Hellaton: ((im kinkshaming

Fanta: is always squishy for daddy💘💘💘 👑💦💘

Fanta: given her job, is probably 80% jizz now anyway

Jeska or Jukon: (That fanta sweatin for jeskas body?

Fellby: He feels the need to kinkshame someone.

Fanta: ((Thats not sweat

Jeska or Jukon: ((Damn thay was delayed

Fellby: Even though he's probably sleeping right now.

Jeska or Jukon: (Gtg

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Gaster: starts to scribble down all of his ideas.

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Hellaton: closes himself up.

Gaster: Ah, I forgot to do that. Sorry.

Hellaton: Nnnnnnot like it could get mumumuch worse.

Gaster: nods.

Gaster: Aaaalllright, I think that's it.

Gaster: puts down his notepad.

Hellaton: ((btw, hellatons insides are kiiiiinda like the cumbox thing. scumster was the literal worst

Hellaton: Now gogogogogogogo to bed.

Gaster: Do you want to come with me?

Hellaton: .....Yyyyyes.

Gaster: smiles. "Well, come on then."

Hellaton: ((hellaton is the mom friend who doesnt care about himself

Hellaton: follows Gaster to bed. He leaves his shoulderpads behind.

Gaster: changes into his pajamas, then slides into bed.

Hellaton: just kind of worms his way in, before snuggling his...... idk if theyre officially boyfriends or still friends idk whatever he cuddles the gaston duo.

Hellaton: Tttttthank you.........

Gaster: No problem.

Gaster: kisses Hellaton on the forehead.

Hellaton: steams a bit, feeling shitty but less so.

Gaster: slowly falls asleep.

Hellaton: falls into sleep mode.

Hellaton: ((the bed has almost two tons on it. 1873 lbs if my 50lb gaster hc is true

Gaster: ((wowie

Hellaton: ((*1872

Gaster: ((tbh gaster might be even lighter if he's just made of bone

Hellaton: ((still a lot

Hellaton: ((hmm

Gaster: ((like i said, gaster builds his stuff tough

Hellaton: ((i mean hes probably dense enough to survive a lifting a hella-halfton minus 3 pounds

Hellaton: ((hellas weight is 997

Hellaton: ((metta is 825

Gaster: ((he uses his soul magic to supplement his own strength

Hellaton: ((still, when he gets hugged by either glambot

Gaster: ((like, it can't be seen underneath his clothes, but he's using his magic to strenghten himself.

Hellaton: ((hm

Hellaton: ((but still, metta can hug tight if he forgets to restrain himself

Gaster: ((he's probably suffered a few cracked ribs here and there

Hellaton: ((hes definitely gotta be sturdier than a human tho

Gaster: ((oh, definately

Hellaton: ((especially considering all this shit

Gaster: ((he killed 500 other versions of himself

Gaster: ((and that was sort of his "training"

Hellaton: ((gasters gotta be denser too bc he doesnt need to have marrow

Hellaton: ((or any organs

Gaster: ((no, his bones are all solid bone

Hellaton: ((yeah exactly

Hellaton: ((so hes much denser than human skeletons

Hellaton: ((he woukd weigh more than one

Gaster: ((how much does a human skeleton weigh? idk

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Gaster: ((his skull's still hollow, it's got space for a brain and shit

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Hellaton: ((should weigh about 25-30 lbs for an adult male of average height

Gaster: ((huh

Gaster: ((that's a lot heavier than i expected

Hellaton: ((since gaster needs no marrow, and is taller, 50 lbs or so would make sense

Gaster: ((yeah

Hellaton: ((i'd even go so far as maybe 60, but

Hellaton: ((that bed is holding anywhere from 1872-1882 pounds

Gaster: ((again, gaster builds his stuff tough

Hellaton: ((thats wonderful

Hellaton: ((i love going into sciency discussions

Gaster: ((i could sit here all day and discuss the science of my character's composition

Hellaton: ((i calculated mettaton's weight based on jenny wakeman's

Hellaton: ((hellaton weighs a lot more bc his arms and boiler

Hellaton: ((pocket dimensions weigh nothing

Gaster: ((lmao

Hellaton: ((hella has a small hatch that can hold up to two large textbooks's worth of stuff

Gaster: ((i've given up trying to explain how flame monsters work though

Gaster: ((it's mostly magic

Hellaton: ((he usually carries a sketchpad, pencils, pens, a single black ultra fine tip sharpie, an ipod, and [s]the weight of his despair[/s] a single dart

Hellaton: ((he will throw a dart at someone if he has to

Gaster: ((although, flame monsters react to eating different materials

Gaster: ((they can't consume water at all

Hellaton: ((hm

Gaster: ((but alcohol makes their flames grow brighter, pinecones make their flames crack

Hellaton: ((huh

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Hellaton: ((do marshmallows make them taste sweet if you kiss them

Gaster: ((different metals make them briefly glow different colors

Gaster: ((proooobably not, it would take a lot of marshmallows

Hellaton: ((ah, damn

Hellaton: ((get the jet puffed

Hellaton: ((you know you need sleep when you think of roasting peeps on grillby's d

Gaster: ((if they eat magnesium it gives them sparkles

Hellaton: ((thats flame mettaton all the time he has like 500 years worth of magnesium to get the extra sparkly

Gaster: ((he's just swallowed a whole mine's worth of magnesium

Hellaton: ((yes

Hellaton: (("fuck you guys im sparkly" "melttaton please"

Hellaton: ((im too proud of that dumb pun to be reasonable

Gaster: ((also eating various woods gives them the scent and taste of that wood

Gaster: ((fellby likes hickory

Hellaton: ((hickory smoked sausage

Gaster: ((precisely

MageVaati: (( ͡ ͜ʖ͡))

Hellaton: ((im goin to bed gn

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Jeska or Jukon: ((oi?

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Jeska or Jukon: ((hey

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Jeska or Jukon: ((doing on laundry

: ((mmkay))

Jeska or Jukon: ((just finished actually

: ((Cool.))

Jeska or Jukon: ((whats new

: ((Nothing much.))

: ((I'm gonna be busy today, though. I have a project and everything I'm supposed to turn in tomorrow.))

Jeska or Jukon: ((college work?

: ((no, i'm the principal of ny own university))

: ((Frisky's University Owns the Others))

: ((that's the name))

: ((it gets rated five stars every time))

: ((all the people who come there are either amazing at things or have an IQ above 500))

Jeska or Jukon: ((well I got a black belt in amazing and dipolma from the university of keeping it real

: ((Cool.))

: ((That's always a nice diploma to have.))

Jeska or Jukon: ((not much going here

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: ((Im at graduation rn

Fanta: ((Preparing for hell

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Fanta: ((Oh boooy

Fanta: (($$$$$$$$

Fanta: ((I have nothing to do for several hours

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Barchar: (hi slarv)

Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: is still sleeping

Barchar: is still hugging the revenant head unless it did something else while I was gone

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Revenant: is still there, staring

Barchar: wonders how long it would take her to actually get parts from the surface

Revenant: "Huurtsssss.."

Barchar: "I'll fix it. I will." she mutters.

Barchar: wonders if she could actually just numb the pain with him like she can with others. I mean, he's clearly not...normal.

Revenant: idk

Revenant: is basically a zombie so

Revenant: moans

Barchar: who knows

Barchar: is weird

Revenant: "Charaaaaaaaaaa"

Barchar: "I'm here, Asriel. And I'll help. However I can."

Revenant: is getting more and more lucid, he nuzzles into chara, despite feeling like a rock and having horns that could stab a bitch

Barchar: lucky she doesn't feel pain

Barchar: which, she realizes, will probably bite her in the ass when she gets killed by something she didn't even realize was a problem. But eh.

Revenant: makes some weird crying noise

Barchar: shudders. This was great. Her brother in pain and Fanta about to die, and despite knowing what she needed to do, she didn't know how to fix them.

Revenant: ((Barchars gonna have a wild ass ride later on

Barchar: (i want to get off Mrs. Barchar's wild ride)

Revenant: ((There are no brakes

Barchar: (THE RIDE NEVER ENDS)

Revenant: "Make it.. stop.."

Barchar: "I want to. But I don't know how."

Revenant: nuzzles more into her, making the same sobbing noise

Revenant: "Forgive... Forgive.."

Revenant: "Sorryyyy"

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Revenant: ((Rip in pepperinos

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Barchar: "I forgive you, asriel."

Barchar: has no clue what he's in about

Revenant: "Iiiioooooooooo..."

Revenant: "Make it stoppppp....."

Barchar: "I will. I just need to figure out how."

Revenant: "Ioooooo.."

Barchar: "Io? Who's Io?"

Revenant: ((I named him io for the express purpose of meme

Revenant: "Hurtss..."

Barchar: (how is it a meme)

Revenant: ((BUT IT WAS ME

Revenant: ((IO

Barchar: "Is Io the one he hurt you?"

Revenant: "Sorry... Iiooo"

Barchar: sighs. "I dont know who you're talking about, but I'm sure he forgives you too."

Revenant: "Whyyyyyy..."

Barchar: thinks. "Because if he doesn't, and he wants to hurt you, I'll hurt him first."

Revenant: cries, nuzzling more into chara

Revenant: "Aa...a...a.."

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Revenant: ((Ayy

Revenant: is a severed head in charas arms

Revenant: closes its eyes

Revenant: ((Ceremony starts soon

: ((For what?))

Revenant: ((Graduation

Revenant: ((I'm music

: ((Oh!))

Revenant: ((Getting that hot $$

: ((Cool.))

Revenant: ((For playing pomp 400 times

Revenant: ((I'll probably just talk to azzy the whole time

: ((Also, I found a thing while listening to music))

: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlBg9jvjuac]ey b0ss can i habe da joi pls[/url] ))

Revenant: ((Oh fuk u dont know azzy

Revenant: ((Sheit

Revenant: ((Gtg

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Lua: (( oi ))

: ((I'll be back soon, gtg

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Revenant: ((MY FIRST PLAYER IS GONE

Revenant: ((ITS JUST ME PLAYING HIS PART

Revenant: ((IM SIGHTREADING A WHOLE FUCKING CONCERT IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS

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Lua: (( oh fuck ))

Lua: (( One does not simply stay calm when paired with a shit ally ))

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DamnDude: (( MY GOD, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP PAIRING ME WITH THE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY ))

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: ((I'm playing randomized Pokemon Black 2))

DamnDude: (( interesting ))

: ((Current team - A Genesect named Fluffy, a Zebstrika named Cool Zebra, and an Aipom named DongMaster. Wish me luck.))

: ((The genesect was my starter

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

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Revenant: ((Fffffffuck

Revenant: ((Lips hurt

Revenant: ((Ceremony going on rn, nothing to do

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Revenant: ((We still in hell

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Revenant: ((Ayy

Revenant: ((PLEASE

Revenant: ((THEY HAVE FUCKING AIRHORNS FOR THESE FAGGOTS

Revenant: ((JESUS

Revenant: ((GODDDDD

Revenant: ((YOU CAN BE LOUDER THAN THAT

Revenant: ((COME ON FUCKBOYS

Revenant: ((AAAA

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Barchar: (wut)

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Jeska or Jukon: ((.......

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Revenant: ((Ayy

Revenant: ((Am finally out of hell

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Revenant: ((Rip

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Jeska or Jukon: (..

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Jeska or Jukon: ((Quiet

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Revenant: ((wowee

Revenant: ((Am back now

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Revenant: ((Wow today is even deader than yesterday

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Revenant: ((Ayy

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DamnDude: (( I've been playing smash and LBP when I should be studying for tuesday ))

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Revenant: ((I'm gonna start a contest on new home

Revenant: ((People draw Asriel x Asriel art

Revenant: ((The best one gets a copy of Blazblue Calamity gate

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Jeska or Jukon: ((Quiet day

Revenant: ((Yup

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Fanta: is scheduled to die soon but... nobody's on so

Jeska or Jukon: ((too bad

Jeska or Jukon: ((rip

Jeska or Jukon: was sleeping on AD last I remember

Fanta: was being slept on by AD

Jeska or Jukon: has been sleeping for a long time due to being sick

Fanta: isn't sleeping, she's just staring ahead

Jeska or Jukon: will continue to sleep becuase I need to do something quick

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Ant: (( Ayy ))

Fanta: ((Ayy

Ant: (( So I went on a mini rant on tumblr ))

Ant: (( I can see things are slow rn ))

Fanta: ((They have been for days and days

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DamnDude: (( Back, ate spaghetti ))

DamnDude: (( Seems like lately things really don't pick up until Chime gets here, then everyone else that comes at least stays ))

DamnDude: (( Then we build giant army ))

DamnDude: (( Until people start leaving, and chat goes OOC ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((seems like the weekends are quieter than the weekdays

DamnDude: (( It's more like the weekends have odder hours, but this weekend has been quiet ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((most people should be out doing something even if they don't have much of a social life

Jeska or Jukon: ((like yesterday , I saw Captian American Civil War, but I did that when everyone was sleepin

DamnDude: (( Fair point ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Imma shower

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Fanta: ((It's this whole week

Fanta: ((It's just been... off

DamnDude: (( Now that I think about it, you're not wrong ))

Fanta: ((Laharl and TDS have been straight up gone the whole week

Fanta: ((Others haven't been showing up until late

DamnDude: (( one sec ))

Fanta: ((Me, AD, Yazan, you, and Flame are the only ones on until around 5

DamnDude: (( And I haven't been active a majority of this week ))

DamnDude: (( Mostly just 2 days for 3 hours and 1 day for an hour ))

DamnDude: (( Those times being give and takes ))

DamnDude: (( Active meaning IC ))

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: ((We were discussing how dead the chat is

Gaster: ((I know

Gaster: ((It's honestly got me worried

Fanta: ((I have no clue what the deal is

Fanta: ((Nobody made announcements that they were leaving or anything

Fanta: ((And nobody had been complaining

Fanta: ((idk maybe it's just a busy week for everyone

Gaster: ((I'm particularly worried for Laharl's safety, because he's got a penchant for being in trouble

Gaster: ((I know Tri mentioned something about doing music for something but i forget when

Fanta: ((Laharl hasn't been on discord

DamnDude: (( Let me check Laharl's reddit again, because her last post was last sunday when I last checked ))

Fanta: ((>her

DamnDude: (( FUCK ))

Gaster: ((don't become ada

DamnDude: (( I'm multitasking here, cut me a break ))

Fanta: ((6 days ago

DamnDude: (( OK, so Monday ))

DamnDude: (( Which is the last day we saw HIM ))

Gaster: ((And I remember him being on monday

DamnDude: (( He was on monday for 1.5.1 ))

DamnDude: (( wait no that was tuesday ))

Gaster: ((and then poof

Fanta: ((this is weird

DamnDude: (( I'm losing track of time at this point ))

Fanta: ((I feel like people are just generally not on, too

Fanta: ((And I don't know why, we have plenty of plot going on

Fanta: ((We certainly aren't in "the doldrums of rp"

Gaster: ((we have my gaster thing going on which i can put down and pick up at any time

Gaster: ((sexy bakery's done, they're just remodling at this point

Fanta: ((We have my moon robot shit

Gaster: ((we have slarv's thing and dd's thing

DamnDude: (( Moon Robots, Lots of Gasters, and Tyrany Takedown, so it's not plot related ))

Fanta: ((Maybe finals

Gaster: ((I'm hoping it's just finals

Fanta: ((Yep

Fanta: ((Imma eat

Fanta: ((Cya later

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

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DamnDude: (( I'm going to come out right now, I hate to think this way, but something had to happen to Laharl, it's not like him to just disappear with no message or anything. ))

DamnDude: (( Even the last time he was going like this, he said he was leaving for a week ))

Gaster: ((I'm going to try to pming him on Discord.

DamnDude: (( TDS, his situation is odd too, but if you say you remember him saying something about music, I'll take that. ))

Gaster: ((But

Gaster: ((If it's still like this by the time I get out of school (that's two weeks from now), then I'm going to consider options to bring new people in or something

Gaster: ((I REALLY don't want to do another timeskip

DamnDude: (( We're not doing another time skip ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((nor do I, I think can catch people up

Jeska or Jukon: ((Cuz right now I got 2 main plot points going on, and a bunch of small ones

DamnDude: (( Also, I have a feeling TDS isn't going to like Bio's back. ))

DamnDude: (( that Bio's* ))

Gaster: ((I know.

Jeska or Jukon: (((hes not, I'm not sure I was tbh

DamnDude: (( We're lucky that TDS is out this week. ))

Gaster: ((Let me tell you, I am watching Bio carefully.

Gaster: ((If he fucks up again, I'm taking action right then and there.

DamnDude: (( Understood ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((me too, no more get out of jail cards for him

Jeska or Jukon: ((on a funner note, anyone wanna help me make a choice

Gaster: ((Oooh, what kind?

DamnDude: (( ^ ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((just choosing between a model

Jeska or Jukon: ((http://www.amazon.com/Bandai-Hobby-Cherudim-Gundam-Designer/dp/B002N3YU2G/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1462141622&sr=8-5&keywords=CHERUDIM this one, http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B002Z6ISPG/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new, this one, http://www.amazon.com/Bandai-Hobby-Buster-Gundam-100-Master/dp/B008KZ5B2E/ref=pd_sim_21_21?ie=UTF8&dpID=4123%2BTRMSYL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR94%2C160_&refRID=1MM3FQYA7WCRB1WTDD5E this one,

DamnDude: (( #3 ))

Jeska or Jukon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002Z6ISPG/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&me= better page for the gn x

Jeska or Jukon: ((actually take that one out of the equation

Jeska or Jukon: ((I can find that in the stores here

DamnDude: (( Wait, which one? ))

Gaster: ((the grey one?

Jeska or Jukon: (Buster Gundam

DamnDude: (( OK, then gn-x ))

Gaster: ((oh, that's the red one

Gaster: ((i'd go for gn-x too

Jeska or Jukon: ((http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Suit-Zeta-Gundam-MSA-003/dp/B007YJ2TAO/ref=sr_1_14?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1462143198&sr=1-14&keywords=nemo+gundam those and the is too

Jeska or Jukon: (between the three, no buster

DamnDude: (( GN-X still ))

Gaster: ((same

Jeska or Jukon: ((aright

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DamnDude: (( Combo breaker ))

Gaster: ((hi guys!

Fanta: ((Yeah, about bio

Fanta: ((I've still got a grudge

Gaster: ((I know you do.

Fanta: ((And Azzy... I haven't let him talk around bio for a reason

Jeska or Jukon: ((hey slarv and flame, look up at the links and tell me which one you like best

Fanta: ((K

Jeska or Jukon: ((not the buster gundam though

Barchar: (i still think you guys are being a little too hard on him. Yeah, he fucked up, but he accepted the ban, then came back, and now he's just doing fine.)

Fanta: ((I like number 1

Jeska or Jukon: ((we've had issues before with him flame and I was the one to defend him

Fanta: ((He went out of his way to fuck up my plot

Barchar: (i don't understand why we're so accepting of time, who made an arc that's gone down in infamy, but we're still riding the bio hate train.)

Barchar: (by spoiling something we pretty much all could already tell.)

Gaster: ((It might be because he's kind of... over the top with the sexy stuff?

Fanta: ((Because he tried to stop it

Barchar: (shit, iirc, tri basically said it even before bio resisted.)

Fanta: ((No

Gaster: ((Bio... kind of had a hand in that actually

Fanta: ((Tri said no, before he changed his mind

Fanta: ((And he pmed me that

Gaster: ((He kind of glommed onto the character, who wasn't supposed to be for shipping and stuff

Fanta: ((Anyway, gtg

Gaster: ((He gets really possessive of his shipping partners

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Barchar: (i dunno. I just think he seems like an alright dude. An alright dude prone to fucking up, but who am I to judge there?)

Jeska or Jukon: ((that and doing what he did after I defended him is a manner of betrayal to me

Jeska or Jukon: ((I'm fine with him getting .One.Last. Chance. but that is

Jeska or Jukon: it*

DamnDude: (( I'll be honest, I forgot about this because a lot was happening back then, but after Slar mentioned something, I remembered him flat out lying to TDS about stop being only a Boden Rper and ended up ruining her character. ))

Gaster: ((TDS is a he, but yeah

DamnDude: (( I was thinking of Jozlyn when typing that out, not TDS for some reason ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((TDS might quit CAU,

Barchar: (see, I get that complaint, but he 'ruined' his character in a way that tri had no obligation to go through with)

Gaster: ((He was pretty forceful about the ship.

Barchar: (im not saying it wasn't bio's fault. I'm just saying that it was also tri's fault.)

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Barchar: (anyway brb)

Jeska or Jukon: ((yeah and we'll see if he is possisive since Jeska is here

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Gaster: ((I'm surprised he hasn't had his one character try to interact more with Fellby

DamnDude: (( TDS was showing and saying he didn't want to go through with it. So I'm not accepting that argument, sorry. ))

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Gaster: ((It's probably because Fellby's usually in his own place of business, but stiil

Jeska or Jukon: ((he might not know about Fellby

Jeska or Jukon: ((lest what he does

Gaster: ((Oh no, that character has interacted with Fellby.

Gaster: ((her name slips my mind for some reason ugh why can't i remember

Jeska or Jukon: ((laika?

Gaster: ((yes that's it

Jeska or Jukon: ((right

Gaster: ((i distinctly remember him telling laika he wasn't open for business

DamnDude: (( I have a feeling just from what he's describing that some how, Laika is going to cause an issue ))

Gaster: ((yeah

DamnDude: (( His other new characters seem alright, not too rule breaky, and honestly not too god moddy like his previous characters though, except maybe mask person. ))

Gaster: ((Yeah, they do

Jeska or Jukon: ((he deus exs way too much

DamnDude: (( Even though mask person is basically a stronger version of a character I was bringing in for this arc god damn it ))

Gaster: ((oh rip

DamnDude: (( I'd say more, but I have a feeling Chime would be able to piece something together that we were supposed to do today, but we probably can't now ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((yeah, I don't say shit a bout my arcs

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Gaster: ((Hey, wb

Jeska or Jukon: ((no one can see anything coming from me

DamnDude: (( Also, I'm combining Ch 2-3 most likely because Ch 2 was the only chapter without good planning and a boss. ))

DamnDude: (( Which literally only means anything to Slar/Yazan considering they kinda know everything except the end ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((I need to get others involved in my arcs though

Jeska or Jukon: ((time line difference makes it hard though

Jeska or Jukon: ((have to rely on AD and Flame in the morning

Gaster: ((i can imagine

DamnDude: (( Thankfully, we're a few weeks to a month to about when everyone becomes less busy ))

Gaster: ((yeees

Jeska or Jukon: ((not me, theres no summer break in Korea

Gaster: ((i can't beleive cau's been going for like

Gaster: ((six months now

Barchar: (it feels like it's been around for longer than that to me)

DamnDude: (( Well, at least people are more likely to be on at your odd hours ))

Barchar: (i guess because when I jumped in it already felt like a community, I dunno)

Barchar: (And you'd all already done so much. Sure, I know kw most of it now, but back then you just always referred to these obscure events I had no clue about)

Gaster: ((we filled you in on some of them

Gaster: ((like the infamous blanket incident

DamnDude: (( Tbh i still really don't know what that was because I came right after that happened ))

Barchar: (yeah)

Jeska or Jukon: ((yeah, but I have to work during prime time

Barchar: (and the Bible helped)

DamnDude: (( Like, I was there before then, but I wasn't on when it happened ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((I wandered in and was like, "Da fuck is going on

Gaster: ((and then there's the boden contests that i still kind of regret

DamnDude: (( I say the cute contest was both superior and rigged ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((wasn't here for those

Gaster: ((cute contest was better

DamnDude: (( You do not say no to the cute demon in the top hat drawn by NYS ))

Gaster: ((you do NOT want to know about the boden contests

Jeska or Jukon: ((plus I was Asgore, so I coud win neither

Jeska or Jukon: could not*

Barchar: (pff)

Barchar: (yeah, I get the feeling I'm almost lucky I came in when I did. Most everything you guys talk about from before then, you do so negatively)

Gaster: ((there were good things, of course

Barchar: (but that might just be our speoes' bias towards the negative)

Gaster: ((the beginning of gaston, for example

DamnDude: (( Also, there's something ))

DamnDude: (( something I'm going to make reference to which is why I don't judge time nearly as much as everyone else* ))

Barchar: (quit being vague dude)

DamnDude: (( The Player shit, AKA one of the earliest RP hell of it's style ))

DamnDude: (( It's similar to the void, but no build up and wasn't fun ))

Gaster: ((ooooh boy

DamnDude: (( So really, if you're going to keep shitting on time for his one mistake, how about you fucking lynch me then, flame? ))

Barchar: (OH, do tell.)

Barchar: (and woah woah, when the hell did I say that?)

Gaster: ((hey, hey, calm down

DamnDude: (( Literally your defense every time we get into Bio is Time ))

Barchar: (i think bio should be as well treated as time, not that time should be as poorly treated as bio)

Barchar: (i think we handled time very well, and time seems like a really cool dude)

Barchar: (you're misconstruing my point, though in an understandable way.)

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((hold on one second, just to undertand

DamnDude: (( ...I'm sorry about that by the way, it was still on the mind when it shouldn't have been and I took that too far ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((people didn't like time's quest right? but there was nothnig bad that he did correct? like ruin people's storys

Barchar: (it's alright, dd.)

Jeska or Jukon: ((he left of his own will right?

Gaster: ((The void arc was just kind of... bad

Barchar: (theres a difference between 'not liking' and 'making it a meme because everybody hated it so much' )

Jeska or Jukon: ((was he trying to OP or god mod everything? telling people what to do

Gaster: ((Keep in mind, this was back when CAU didn't really have actiony-plots, it was mostly our characters sitting around playing cards

DamnDude: (( ^ ))

DamnDude: (( With character related banter/actions ))

Gaster: ((and then all of a sudden there was this devil cow

: Anonymous [Annon] joined chat.

Gaster: ((that kind of got maimed

Gaster: ((and yeah

DamnDude: (( Greetings Mr. Anonymous ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi stalker

Barchar: (ayyynon)

Annon: (heya)

Jeska or Jukon: ((go on

DamnDude: (( Void was a hinty bastard but with windings and edge as well ))

Gaster: ((and binary

DamnDude: (( And binary ))

Gaster: ((it all ended when i farted on the rper

Gaster: ((I'm not making that up

Jeska or Jukon: ((.....what?

Gaster: ((like, we could interact oocly and i just wrote *LOUD FARTING* in ooc

DamnDude: (( We couldn't really take action because this was on Xyzzy ))

Gaster: ((and it killed the rper... ic?

Jeska or Jukon: ((okay?

Gaster: ((that was weird and confusing and i just wanted it done

Gaster: ((so i wrote what i thought of it

Gaster: ((i'll admit that was rather rude but it turned into something funny

Jeska or Jukon: ((and he left after that? no banning or kicking?

Gaster: ((we couldn't ban or kick

Gaster: ((remember, xyxxy

DamnDude: (( We both were on Xyzzy and there were no set rules other than don't be an asshole and don't do bad things ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((but its not like you told him/her to never return right

Gaster: ((No

DamnDude: (( no ))

Annon: (( ;) ))

Annon: ((no im kidding))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Annon when you gonna rp

Gaster: ((Yeah, we know you aren't time

Gaster: ((I know time's number

Gaster: ((...kind of

Jeska or Jukon: ((which is up -pulls out a shotgun-

Barchar: (31 people have been in this chat)

Jeska or Jukon: ((jk

DamnDude: (( 30 ))

Barchar: (that sounds...surprising.)

DamnDude: (( Time is 30 ))

Annon: ((i gave up on RP a long time ago. stora just sitting here and being anti-social proves to be a lot easier))

Gaster: ((well one of them one me on an alt before i realized there were character shortcuts

DamnDude: (( There's 38 accounts in the chat log, but Chime and Frisky at least have 1 alt ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((to do what?

Gaster: ((to use multiple characters

Gaster: ((and then i found out about the magic of character shortcuts

Jeska or Jukon: ((meant to do what towards Annon

Annon: ((wait what?))

Jeska or Jukon: ((just seems odd to sit here and do nothnig

Jeska or Jukon: ((like going to a singles bar to be left alone

Gaster: ((some people like to watch, though

Gaster: ((and i'm not going to judge them for that

Jeska or Jukon: ((yeah, I'm not judging

Gaster: ((riiip

Annon: ((okimbacksorry))

Annon: ((some one just gave me a shirt))

Gaster: ((nice

Jeska or Jukon: ((((you should join at some point though, I'll rp with ya

Annon: ((well....))

Jeska or Jukon: ((not now though, cuz I gotta work

Gaster: ((if you guys don't mind i'm gonna establish where gaster is

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Gaster: is in his lab working on Hellaton's new body.

Jeska or Jukon: ((I'm also pretty good at making OCs up on the spot

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Gaster: ((theeere we go

Annon: ((well i do have an OC))

Jeska or Jukon: ((if you need one

Annon: ((and most people here know. but its been a while))

Gaster: ((Ohh?

DamnDude: (( I'm trying to think for a moment ))

Annon: ((well. i have to leave now. i have to put a shirt on))

Gaster: ((Okay

Annon: ((g'bye))

: Anonymous [Annon] disconnected.

Jeska or Jukon: ((gtg myself, see ya on the phone

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DamnDude: (( alright ))

Gaster: ((Hi mv

Hellaton: ((yo

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Hellaton: (( http://postimg.org/image/w4hm1v2xt/ btw for those wondering ths is gonna be hella soon

Gaster: ((oooh shoot he's got a chest boiler like rabbit's

Hellaton: ((...FUCK i forgot rabbit had that

Gaster: ((oh whoops

Hellaton: ((i didnt mean to draw it that way i just wanted three ovals bc it looked cool

Hellaton: ((im a fuckin idiot aint i

Gaster: ((nah

Hellaton: ((me: *draws design that looks similar to another different characters design while forgetting the latter had that design*

Hellaton: ((i was drawing at like 1 am and im like "yknow what three ovals that may or may not be glowywould look kickin lets add that" and oops

Gaster: ((well they do look kickin'

Hellaton: ((ouo

Hellaton: ((they were never meant to be functional just cool

Gaster: ((ah