Discord: "30 of them to be prescise!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Gaster: ...
Discord: turns the camera to the bar, flying towards it
MettatonSEX: Oh no...
Discord: several borks can be heard from far away
Hellaton: ((bork bork
B10: turns around to see the camera.
: (( bork bork ))
Discord: "Not that dog"
Discord: "The cute ones"
B10: ((stop it hella you are doing me a frighten))
sans: ((BORKS))
MettatonSEX: Oh, fuck.
Gaster: turns towards the window.
Hellaton: ((burn
B10: holds up her arm cannon in a badass fashion.
Discord: bork
Hywel: -He keeps ready.-
MettatonSEX: -goes NEO, on guard.-
Discord: gently pushes it away, opening the bar door for a horde of puppers to come through
B10: looks to the puppets.
Discord: "Go get him, mah dawgs!"
B10: [font=Futura]*puppers[/font]
B10: ((what breed
Gaster: jumps up on the table, summoning a blaster.
Discord: ((Gabe
Gaster: ((various
Discord: ((30 gabes
Gaster: ((OOOOH
Hellaton: brandishes his claws
B10: ((what if B10 just kinda picked one up))
MettatonSEX: -aims his cannon-
: Discord [Discord] is now Battle! [].
B10: looks to one.
: The dog horde attacks!
: Gabe borks
: What will you do?
Jeska or Jukon: hangs out a bit and returns to the bar
Hellaton: will use MultiArmed and Dangerous
Gaster: ((now slarv, you said this is a tutorial?
: ((Yep
Gaster: ((do we have to do something now?
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
: ((Just choose a move
MettatonSEX: -will use Bullet Heel-
Gaster: ((k
: ((Wait
: Who will fight?
Gaster: will fight
: -Narrator man wonders how far the range of the broadcast is-
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtw73vj-zTI music
B10: [font=Futura]-somewhere, someone feels a sensation and starts running to the bar.-[/font]
Hellaton: will fight
MettatonSEX: -will fight for his husband-
B10: [font=Futura]-They carry a red blade, and a red, flame-patterned gun.-[/font]
: AD will fight, he's just not here yet
Jeska or Jukon: -sure why not
: MV get one of yours outta here
: B10 [B10] is now Aka [Aka].
Jeska or Jukon: will fight
: Can't rp two characters in a fight, that's unfair
Hellaton: well ok
Hellaton: went in first so Metta is booted
MettatonSEX: Fuck.
Aka: watches from the window.
: What will you do?
Jeska or Jukon: what the hell? since when did dogs start attacking people?
Hellaton: Multiarmed and Dangerous
: Hellaton goes for a multiarmed and dangerous
Hellaton: Tttthey did very ofteeee where I'm from
Gaster: uses a normal attack. He doesn't want to hurt the puppers
Hellaton: *ofteeeen
: Discord "W-WAIT, WHAT IN AEON'S NAME IS [i] THAT? [/i]"
: Discord enters the bar
Aka: ((wait, can you spare in this battle system?))
: "No no no... this is all wrong"
MettatonSEX: Hello, fucklord.
: "You battle system..."
: "It's so... EUUUGH"
Aka: ((Just making sure))
: ((Not yet
Aka: ((Okay
Gaster: Well screw you!
MettatonSEX: -tries to shoot Discord, in like, the shoukder
: "You haven't updated this.. in years"
Aka: ((Also, I'll try to give you stats for Aka soon))
: It bounces off
Jeska or Jukon: get on with it already
: "Oh my.. I will"
Aka: ((this also reminds me))
MettatonSEX: Just get on with it you dumb stupid fuck
: "I can't believe I let such... archaic fighting get on tv"
Aka: ((remember TVTale from before I left))
: Discord gags a bit, his claws glow
Aka: ((What if we did that again?))
Gaster: ... Ah...
: "There.."
Hellaton: Whhhhhhhhhhhhhat
Hellaton: ((i dont remember that
: "Now you can have a proper battle"
MettatonSEX: Now piss off
Aka: ((Oh, it was a thing that happened once that I want to bring back))
: Someone slams into the bar behind Discord
: "Now, Ms. Tori Hintz here will teach you all you need to know"
Aka: ((..did toriel marry terry))
: It's Toriel in a cheetah-print jersey and a cheesy moustache
Gaster: ... She has bad taste in clothes.
Aka: ((oh my god that name is perfect))
MettatonSEX: Ew.
Hellaton: Ewwwww.
: Tori "So basically.. hey, don't mock the hintster"
: Tori: "I'm here to help, jeez"
Hellaton: Her makeup is terribleterribleterrible
: Tori: "Well fine, if you don't want my help"
MettatonSEX: Please get it over with.
Gaster: No! No!
Aka: ((that reminds me, I actually have art of Nicholas I can show you all))
Gaster: Don't leave!
: Tori: "Whatever."
: Tori: "So basically, you can ACT once per turn"
: Tori: "It eats up your whole party's turn"
: Tori: "During this action, you can do whatever you want, expect attack"
: Tori: "If you can manage to win the fight without killing the enemy, you get DOUBLE THE EXP~~~@@@@@@@@@@"
Gaster: nods. "Yes we can expect the enemy to attack."
Hellaton: ......
: Tori: "Not every fight can be won non-violently, though"
Jeska or Jukon: so who do we not kill a bnuch of puppies?
: Tori: "Badges... well, figure those out on your own"
: -Narrator man thinks hintz meant except-
Jeska or Jukon: so how do*
: Tori: "I dunno"
: Tori: "My work is done"
Gaster: Alright, bye.
MettatonSEX: Okay bye
: Discord: "Well done, darling"
MettatonSEX: Get out of here you tacky wannabe.
: Tori Hintz explodes
: Discord "..."
Gaster: !!! What the heck?
: Discord: "Well... looks like the hintster's moving on up to heaven"
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: Discord: "Seeya!"
Aka: ((rip a dip dip))
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
: ((rip
: Discord backs away, filming
Hellaton: ......Ssssssssssobwhat dowewewewewedo we do?
: Now, the real fight begins
Gaster: Well, why don't we try ACTing?
: What will you do?
Gaster: *ACT
Hellaton: ...
Hellaton: *ACT
: Type your action in []s
: Each party member gets one line of actions
Gaster: [Throw a bone - not as an attack but as a snack for the puppies]
Jeska or Jukon: ACT: try to pet a puppy
: Gaster throws a bone at the puppies, they nom on it
Hellaton: [Attempt pet]
: Jukon pets a pupper, it likes pets
: Hellaton pets one as well, this one seems different
: The puppers do not attack, they are busy with the bone right now
Hellaton: ..........
: (( B10 has accidentally got mixed up with puppers ))
Hellaton: ((lol
sans: ((lel
: Frisky Whiskington [sans] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
: Aka [Aka] is now B10 [B10].
: The puppers bork when they finish the bone
: Brep, brup bork
: Bonk byork
: What will you do?
Gaster: Did you like that?
: -bork bork-
B10: looks up from the crowd of puppers. "Bork!"
Hellaton: ......
Gaster: ACT or FIGHT?
Hellaton: !!!
: Reminder
Hellaton: jolts back
: if ONE person fights
: nobody can act
Jeska or Jukon: we acting right?
Hellaton: *ACT
Gaster: Yes.
Gaster: [Order the puppers a bunch of burgers]
: What are your actions?
B10: [font=Futura]Yes![/font]
B10: blushes.
: ((
: The dogs brep back at B10
B10: beeps back.
B10: ((diabeetus))
: (( Get them all hot dogs ))
Gaster: ((diaborkus
B10: ((B10 is the [u]true[/u] hot dog))
: Does hellaton continue pet?
Hellaton: [Yes]
Jeska or Jukon: Act: throws a tennis ball
Hellaton: ((nah
: Jukon throws a ball, the puppers fetch it to her
: Hellaton notices a small panel on the dog's back
B10: ((permission to do something funny?
: Does he inspect this?
: ((Sure why not
B10: hops and catches it in her mouth, winking.
Hellaton: insoects it
MettatonSEX: .......
: That dog's a bomb!
: Discord: "Oh! You found the cuteness bomb!"
Gaster: Hey B10? Mind not stealing my husband's schtick?
: It reads 3
: -Oh my-
: 3 turns left
B10: [font=Futura]I'm a dog, what did you expect…?[/font]
Hellaton: Wwwwwwwhat the fuck
B10: [font=Futura]Dammit, are they ALL bombs?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Yeah but don't wink.
B10: [font=Futura]...[/font]
Gaster: walks over next to Hellaton, looking at the dog. "We've got to defuse him!"
: Discord: "The Discord brand cuteness bomb is sure to bring adorableness to every single event!"
: (("Wwwwwwwhat the fuck" -Hella, 2026))
: Discord: "As the only way to save yourselves, is to get a 10 on the cuteness meter!"
Jeska or Jukon: so are they all bombs?
: The bomb/dog hecks at you
: Discord: "But of course!
: Myth [Myth] joined chat.
: Discord: "That dog's a bomb, those dogs are bombs"
Hellaton: Wwwwwwhat do we do I don't know Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't know!!
: ((Metta: -cracks knuckles- I CAN DO THIS EASILY))
: ((hi bloo
: Discord: "Even my words are..."
: Myth [Myth] disconnected.
Gaster: So we've gotta be cute, huh?
MettatonSEX: No.
: Discord: "Not bombs"
: Myth [Myth] joined chat.
: Discord: "They aren't dogs, therefor not bombs"
MettatonSEX: -shoots Discord-
: What will you do?
B10: (( can I do cute stuff?))
: It bounces off again
: If they ACT, yes
B10: ((If it's alright with you.))
Gaster: ((You can but only the guys in the battle count, right?
B10: ((Okay.))
Hellaton: *ACT
: Yeah
: Myth's connection timed out.
Gaster: [Kisses Hellaton on the cheek]
B10: [font=Futura][poses adorably, and winks.][/font]
Hellaton: [Steams up, covering his face]
Jeska or Jukon: ACT: lies on the ground and pets the puppers
Hellaton: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my godoh my gggggggooooodddddddddddd
: The dog countdown continues: 2
: ((Discord: This is my fapping material))
: Discord holds up a 6 sign
: ((Discord: This is not good enough))
Hellaton: fuck you im cute
: Discord: "Ehhh"
B10: [font=Futura][snuggles the puppers][/font]
: Discord: "I'll be generous"
: Discord holds up a 6.1 sign
: (( Discord holds up a 5 ))
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: looks at discord, then at Hellaton. "Permission to kiss you on the lips?"
: What will you do?
Hellaton: steams up more. "Y-yes......"
Hellaton: *ACT
: -Narrator Man thinks you should probably ask your husband that question first-
Jeska or Jukon: pretty sure we are suppose to do something with the puppers guys
Jeska or Jukon: to be cute enpugh
Gaster: looks to his husband. "How about you? What do you think?"
B10: [font=Futura][gets covered in puppers, and giggles like a little girl.][/font]
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Gaster: Alright then.
: (( Gaster: "Do you mean I should kiss the Puppies?" ))
B10: [font=Futura]Hee hee~ That tickles~[/font]
: You have to be cute with the puppers you dumb
: Jukon is the only one who stands a chance
Hellaton: [KISS KISS FALL on the ground as he steams up, allowing the puppers to cover him]
Gaster: well frick
: The dog countdown continues: 1
: Discord holds up a sign
: 8.7
: "Not bad"
B10: boops the puppets' snoots.
Jeska or Jukon: act: sits on the ground, letting the puppers cover her, hugs one and gives Discord puppy eyes with the dog
Hellaton: *ACT
Gaster: *Act
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
B10: picks one up, and snuggles it.
: What will you do?
B10: [font=Futura]So floofy~[/font]
: 0.5
Gaster: [Kneel down and hug as many puppies as he can]
Hellaton: hugs as many puppers as his arms can carry, and smooches their little heads.]
: Discord: "..."
: 0.25
: The puppers are smooched
: They blush
B10: hugs all the puppies she can carry.
: It stops at 0.1
B10: [font=Futura]I wanna take them all home~[/font]
: Discord holds up a 10
: "Bravo!"
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Gaster: WE DID I!
Gaster: *IT
: "You defused the puppies!"
B10: looks to Discord.
: You gained 10 EXP
Hellaton: stands up, and smiles.
B10: [font=Futura]..please let me keep them[/font]
: "They're anyone's now"
B10: takes all of them.
: "Anyhoo, have fun darlings"
: "I'll send another challenger your way later"
Gaster: Well that was an interesting context for a first kiss.
MettatonSEX: Bye, go fuck yourself.
: Discord exits the bar
Jeska or Jukon: ugh
Jeska or Jukon: gets up and goes to the bar
Hellaton: covers his face. "...Yeah.............."
Gaster: I can understand if it's not how you wanted it to go.
B10: takes one special one...
B10: [font=Futura]…I'll call you...[/font]
B10: [font=Futura]Gabe.[/font]
: DD, Hellaton leveled up
: Go stat him
Gaster: -Gabe stalls making half-life three.-
Hellaton: No, no... I............ that was the first kiss I ever had, for real....
: The puppers bork
Gaster: Oh, I see.
Jeska or Jukon: drinks some whiskey at the bar
Hellaton: The context dddddoesn't matter. That was specialllllll.
: Battle! [] is now Shoe [Shoe].
: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.
Gaster: Well... if you want to do it again, I wouldn't mind.
MettatonSEX: Permission to get the second kiss?
B10: puts Gabe on her shoulder, the puppers following her around like Pikmin.
Hellaton: ((hi darling
Alphys: (hello darling <3)
Hellaton: ...Yes.
Shoe: ((So how is my new mechanic?
B10: ((I can't be the only person here who's played all 3 Pikmin games))
B10: ((And it's great!))
Hellaton: ((its cool, slarv
: (( It's cool ))
: ((It's cool!))
Shoe: ((You gonna use it, DD?
Gaster: ((It's awesome! I love havint the ACT mechanic!
: (( After the Coliseum chapter, yes. ))
Gaster: ((also pikmin 2 was the best pikmin game
B10: ((I agree Chime
MettatonSEX: Darliiiiing~ May I get a kiss in with Hellaton?
Gaster: ((no time limit that would kill your guy
Gaster: Yes you may.
Hellaton: ((yep
: ((I agree, Chime))
Jeska or Jukon: ((my main concern would be if the party couldn't decide to attach or act or if someone keep just attacking and doesnt stop
Shoe: ((Well, Azalea will come in handy then
Gaster: ((yeah, someone might be *THAT* guy and go leeroy jenkins
: (( Actually, I may also use it for one fight of coliseum, but a bit different ))
B10: looks to Gabe. "I'll record you borking, and you'll be the best source for YTPMVs ever~" Seems she's became a bit of a recluse.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: -takes Hellaton by the waist, pulls him in, and kisses the other hotbot.-
Jeska or Jukon: ((meaning the rest of the party is kind of just useless or really doesn't get a say ni the action since attack overrides acting
Hellaton: !!
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Gaster: blushes a little at the sight.
Shoe: ((How about this
Jeska or Jukon: ((other than that its cool
Shoe: ((The first person to say *ACT or *FIGHT determines it
Gaster: ((Oh, how about a vote at the beginning of each turn?
Shoe: ((And it can't be the same person each time
: (( I say it should just be a decision before the turn ))
Hellaton: melts into the kiss for a second, but steams up and pulls back. He almost falls, but is supported by Metta.
Gaster: ((and if it comes out as a tie, then it's the first one?
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: (( I like Chime's idea ))
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Shoe: ((Yeah, that works
B10: has a crowd of 29 puppies following her.
MettatonSEX: I've got you.
: -Anyways, Cloaked Man returns for the third time to Lua and Steel. He doesn't seem like he's going to be accepting any bull shit reasoning this time-
Shoe: ((A vote is good
Fellby: - he won't accept hot ass either, will he-
Jeska or Jukon: ((one of the puppers short curcuit and all explode casuing a chain reaction
B10: ((nah))
Jeska or Jukon: well that was fun
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
: -Lua gives the offer for hot ass one more time. Cloaked Man tells Lua to get into the coliseum immediately.-
: ((B10 dies in the crossfire))
: Shoe's connection timed out.
: ((RIP))
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
B10: sits by her.
B10: [font=Futura]Yeah.[/font]
B10: [font=Futura]Want to pet one?[/font]
: Shoe [Shoe] joined chat.
B10: holds up one.
Jeska or Jukon: No I have to go
B10: [font=Futura]…Oh.[/font]
: -Lua walks to the main arena, holding what summon cards he has left-
Jeska or Jukon: heads back to the anydoor and returns to Onna
: Shoe [Shoe] is now Onna [Onna].
Onna: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_ZoaJj2wrGM-Y1rw1XzwylGjSYtS3W1xvJT0yoj34DA/edit
: B10 [B10] disconnected.
Onna: ((THE LIST so far
Onna: ((I'm thinking Vinny later tonight
Onna: ((Just for puns
Dr. Fintevious: -AD is asleep and Fin is watching over her
: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.
Onna: is fading in and out of consciousness
: -"Seems like we can finally continue"-
: -"Whether our lone Battler wants to or not"-
Dr. Fintevious: she'll come too in a bit, but everything went well. No more ants, no more gangrenous tissue
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Dr. Fintevious: ran a biopsy on her also to see if she had any disease (he find anything?
Onna: nah, she's good
Onna: aside from severe malnourishment, that is
Gaster: ((hey guys check out this weird book i found in library of babel: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?gdrymv.szjv_j302
MettatonSEX: -returns to EX-
: ((wow
Hellaton: ((OH MY GOD
Gaster: (( : )
Onna: ((AAAAA
Dr. Fintevious: just a fever and malnourishment
Dr. Fintevious: here is a diet I recommend along with a Z-pack. be sure to get give her one tablet a day
: -The Cloaked Man calls for an Outertale Mettaton to come to the main arena. However it seems a competitor or two left in the time this delay happened through the anydoor in the coliseum. Lua looks slightly more confident-
Jeska or Jukon: takes it.
Jeska or Jukon: thanks doc
MettatonSEX: So, you've had two official kisses. Do you enjoy it?
Dr. Fintevious: I hope you'll remember our arrangement for this.
Jeska or Jukon: Yeah yea I know
: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.
Hellaton: Yesssssssss. Thank you, I... I nenever would have been able to do that on my ownnn.
Jeska or Jukon: goes over to Onna and waits for her to wake up
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: Oh, darling, it's no trouble! You're very kissable.
Gaster: He is!
Hellaton: steams up, as usual
Gaster: ((dd i'm okay with you summoning gaster
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Onna: ((Oh my
Onna: ((I saw what was on ur page MV
Hellaton: Guuuuuuuys... you're too goood to me.
Hellaton: ((yeah
: -The Cloaked Man decides to allow the Challenger to go fight the next enemy considering he still needs to finish this-
Hellaton: ((who the FUCK sent that
Gaster: ((????
Gaster: ((did you get anon hate mb
Hellaton: ((does a tumblr cummie count
Gaster: ((oh shit that's worse
: (( wut ))
Hellaton: ((yeah
Alphys: (i got one too)
Onna: ((I haven't got one yet
Onna: ((I feel left out
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Hellaton: ((ive gotten anon hate, but this... dear god
Gaster: ((i got anon hate on my rp blog
: ((geez))
: ((that must be shit to deal with))
Gaster: ((I'm pretty sure i know who sent it
Hellaton: ((it is
: -An 8-Bit Asgore walks to the main arena. He doesn't seem like he'll give any mercy-
Onna: ((Anon hate sounds bad
Hellaton: ((especially when it causes a panic attack =)
Onna: ((Am a smol blog
: ((fucking hell
Gaster: ((because before i answered the anon she was in my box asking "are you okay?"
: ((some humans are just))
Hellaton: ((oh wow
: ((bleh
: -The 8-Bit Asgore attacks the Party of One-
Hellaton: ((yeah i just deleted the one i got, watched four makeup tutorials to calm my ass down
Gaster: ((and i was reeeeaaallly tempted to answer it publicly and ask "about what? the anon in my inbox that i haven't answered yet but it calls me a toxic cunt?"
: (( Wow, what the hell ))
Hellaton: ((oh shit man
Gaster: ((but the thing is she was a rather popular person in the tiny fandom we were in and... bleh
: (( god damn, of course that would happen ))
Gaster: ((i didn't want to start shit with her
Hellaton: ((honestly you shoukdve done that, privately tho
Gaster: ((someone eventually dragged her ass anyway so all's fair in love and war
: ((20/10
Onna: ((I should put more stuff on my blog
Hellaton: ((i hate people too much to be nice to them if they disrespect me
: -Lua looks at his cards for a moment, deciding which one to summon so he doesn't die-
Hellaton: is ok with either one being summoned
Gaster: goes up to Hellaton, giving him a hug, just because he can.
: ((yeah i don't like disrespectful people))
Hellaton: hugs back, steaming up.
MettatonSEX: -hugs both, taking a picture-
Gaster: Aww, baby...
MettatonSEX: You're both wonderful.
: -Decides that Hellaton would be the best choice for this sitution, not knowing what he's actually doing right now-
: -Lua decides*-
Gaster: -RIP-
Hellaton: You tttwo are too nice
Gaster: You are too!
Hellaton: steams up, then gets summoned. Metta falls onto Gaster a little.
MettatonSEX: What the fuck!
Gaster: ... Oh. Looks like Lua needed him.
Onna: ((I'm gonna start a shipping war on tumblr
Hellaton: is thrust into battle.
Onna: ((Let's do this
Hellaton: ((no
Gaster: ((don't you'll get eaten alive
Onna: ((Sans x lewis
MettatonSEX: Oh, right.
Hellaton: ((...good shit
Lua: "Hey, thanks for helping, I've ran into a slightly bad situation"
Lua: "...As in Steel refuses to fight and I can't fight an Asgore by myself"
Hellaton: Whhhat? I don'n't... what?
Hellaton: ((gdi delay
Lua: "It's a long story, just when you get back, relay to Gaster and Metta that I might need them for a moment"
Hellaton: O-oh... alriiight...
Hellaton: can i use moves orrr
Onna: ((Saas x lewis art coming right up
: (( Si ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((whose in the bar?
Hellaton: ok, he goes in for a Multiarmed and Dangerous.
MettatonSEX: -is-
Gaster: is
Gaster: ... I sure hope he's alright...
: -Hellaton uses those arms! It deals 368 DMG-
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: -8-Bit Asgore does a slow fire attack, Party takes 100-DEF Damage-
MettatonSEX: I do too.
: -Action Time-
: -Lua scans 8-Bit Asgore-
FLion: -a small cartoon lion walks in- HELLO EVERYONE!
MettatonSEX: -looks at it.- Uh. Hello?
: Onna [Onna] disconnected.
FLion: Hi there! I'm FLion! And I'm here to teach everyone!
: -Retro Asgore: 1862/2200 'The King of the Past'-
FLion: How are you today!?
MettatonSEX: Uhhhhhhhhh. I'm fine?
FLion: -walks over to Metta and looks back at the door- Thats great! You would mind introducing yourself to the audience?
Gaster: Audience?
MettatonSEX: Well, I'm Mettaton, and if there's an actual audience, then hellooooo darlings!
FLion: -he has a cheery and perky voice, talking at a decent pace, also wearing a green shirt and jean shorts
Hellaton: uses Heeled Wounds.
FLion: Thats great, and how are you? -to gaster
: -Hellaton does the opposite of healing, dealing 414 DMG-
Gaster: I'm fine, thank you.
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Lua: "You know, I thought I made the right choice choosing you for this battle"
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
: B10 [B10] joined chat.
B10: ((heya
Hellaton: Oh............ waaaaas I not? I'm sssorryyyy.......
: -Asgore Attacks Lua with an 8-Bit Trident-
FLion: care to tell us about yourself and where we are?
: -It hits 7 Times, dealing 350 - Def-
Gaster: Well, I'm Doctor Gaster. You're in Grillby's.
Lua: "No, you were, that's why I mentioned it"
B10: ((who is FLion?))
MettatonSEX: Well! I'm a superstar across multiple dimensions, this one included. We're in an interdimensional bar right now.
Hellaton: Oh! Then, thhhhthank you....
: B10 [B10] is now Nicholas [Nicholas].
Nicholas: walks in.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Hello, my friends.[/font]
: Onna [Onna] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: Hello.
: -Lua decides to do one last scan, the target being Hellaton this time-
FLion: AWESOME! I bet, all the kiddies back home would love to travel across the stars! -runs around in a circle doing an airplane-
Nicholas: looks to FLion and smiles.
Gaster: Oh, kids adore space! My daughter has a star lamp.
MettatonSEX: Oh, yes, space is wonderful!
FLion: and Mister Mettaton is a famous superstar! Flion is meeting a superstar kids! Isn't that exciting! -is still talking towards the door-
: -Hellaton: 430/480 HP 'Seems less confident than the Metta I know'-
Nicholas: walks over to FLion.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]My, my! I don't think we've met![/font]
Hellaton: looks away
: -' is not said outloud by the way '-
Hellaton: Ohhhh yes!
FLion: -is a short cartoon lion-
MettatonSEX: Ohhhh yes!
Hellaton: ((ignore the hellaton oh yes
Hellaton: said nothing.
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.
Hellaton: goes for a Heeled Wounds again.
FLion: and the fun doesn't stop, we're meeting all sorts of people here! I'm Flion! who are you?
MettatonSEX: -hugs his darling close.-
: -Hellaton does another 414 DMG-
Gaster: goes in for a little smooch.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]I'm Nicholas, pleased to meet you![/font]
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]-you can hear a car pulling up.-[/font]
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Oh! My friend is here![/font]
FLion: Aww look at Mr Gaster and Mr Mettaton!
: -Asgore uses 8-Bit Blockade: Asgore does not receive damage for two hits-
: Nicholas [Nicholas] is now Bionic_Dog [ ].
: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.
Lua: "Of course, I can finally do damage and he does this"
Hellaton: ........
Hellaton: has no idea what to do
: -Lua thinks for a moment-
MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster back-
Gaster: blushes a little. "Looks like the crows loves it."
Hellaton: ((the crows
: -Lua wonders if he can make a "Tear down this wall" joke right about now.-
Hellaton: ((flion is henry from fea
MettatonSEX: Wonderful.
Jeska or Jukon: returns to the bar, since Onna is still asleep
Gaster: ((The ravens caw their approval. Gaster is pleased.
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : -A rotund man in a chef's outfit enters.-[/font][/color]
: -Lua decides to try a normal attack-
Hellaton: .....
Gaster: nuzzles against Mettaton, then kisses him on the lips.
Hellaton: normal attacks
FLion: ((more like Dora the explorer
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Here he is![/font][/color]
MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster on the mouth, passionately. Not making out, but there is passion.-
: -The Wall is torn down, and Asgore builds another one. I have a feeling we might need to try a new strategy-
Gaster: Mmmh... I adore you.
MettatonSEX: That feeling is mutual.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -looks to FLion- Here he is![/font][/color]
Lua: "I have a feeling we're going to achieve a stale mate if we continue down this way"
Gaster: You're wonderful...
Hellaton: Then how ddddoes it end?
FLion: Well we are on a quest to find the galactic lay-line !
: -Lua has an idea-
MettatonSEX: You're wonderful.
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Gaster: You're beautiful.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Hmm! Sounds nice![/font][/color]
: -Lua copies the 8-Bit Barrier attack, and has built a wall.-
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : Oh ho ho! Hello, little one! My name is Tony! Care for some sweets?[/font][/color]
MettatonSEX: So are you.
: ((can you see Tony's font?))
Onna: sry
Lua: "I really want to make a joke about this right now"
Onna: was afk
Onna: awakens
FLion: No thank you. Remember kids, don't take items from strangers!
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Hellaton: ...
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : ...[/font][/color]
Hellaton: Whaaat.
Gaster: Okay, well...
Gaster: You have nice legs.
MettatonSEX: You have nice everything.
Lua: "I'm not a very original person, I kinda borrow a lot of attacks"
Hellaton: Oh........
: -The wall seems to be made out of a solid hologram instead of pixels-
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : …He's not a stranger though. He [i]just[/i] introduced himself.[/font][/color]
Jeska or Jukon: walks up to het
Jeska or Jukon: hey kid feeling well?
Jeska or Jukon: her*
Onna: I-I guess so
Onna: has stitches or no?
Hellaton: tries attacking Asgore normally
Hellaton: (("walks up to het" well im going the other way
Jeska or Jukon: ((on her back where the gangerous tissue was
: -Asgore's wall has blocked one of two hits-
Gaster: Well damn, you've got me beat.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -takes out a bag labeled "Tony's", and eats a rather delicious-looking cookie-[/font][/color]
FLion: its alway better to be safe then sorry though!
MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster's forehead-
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : -his smile is fading.-[/font][/color]
Onna: will flip her shit when she eventually notices
: -Asgore uses a fire attack on our team, our wall has taken one of two hits-
Onna: doesn't for now
Jeska or Jukon: ((biomeld everywhere else thoough
Onna: tries to sit up
Jeska or Jukon: hey hey dont move yet
Onna: lies back down
Onna: O-ok
Hellaton: uses normal attack.
Lua: "Alright, I think we remade the pattern to our favor now"
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : Child, I am a kind man. I cook for many, over many dimensions.[/font][/color]
Hellaton: Yyyeah.
Lua: "Because your attack should reach before he rebuilds the wall, so go strong"
: ((tony's interdimensional catering))
Jeska or Jukon: I'll take you to the bar in the a bit
: -Lua uses a normal attack-
: -Asgore's barrier broke-
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : -whispers- Trust me, you don't want to see Nicholas when he's mad. Heh heh, it's… not pretty.[/font][/color]
Dr. Fintevious: everything is out, so there is nothing to worry about
Onna: nods
Onna: N-no more ants
FLion: -kind of just walks away from them- Lets see if we can find some other kids around!
: -By the way, Hellaton has 10 SP left-
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : ...[/font][/color]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Did he really just...[/font][/color]
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : -leaves.-[/font][/color]
: -Considering you're on mobile, just wanted to check that you knew-
Gaster: .... He just did.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : That's just not cool, kids.[/font][/color]
Hellaton: uses Multiarmed to get as much damage as he can in
MettatonSEX: Wow, rude
Dr. Fintevious: none, and everything is out
Onna: T-thank you
Gaster: gets a text.
FLion: -walked over to Gaster and Mettaton
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -walks up to him- H e y . B u d d y .[/font][/color]
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: -Corsiva has sent her father a youtube poop.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : . . .Don't do stuff like that. It's a little rude.[/font][/color]
FLion: Yes Mister
MettatonSEX: .........Oh my.
FLion: Cut!
: -Hellaton deals another 368 DMG-
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Did you really just walk away like that?[/font][/color]
Gaster: plays the youtube poop.
: -Also, I didn't mean for this to happen, but Asgore now has the Mark of the Beast as if health-
: -his*-
: ((actually wait I got an idea))
Gaster: 's phone: SUS
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -leaves, grumbling-[/font][/color]
Dr. Fintevious: of course, let Jukon carry you around if you need to move, do not move try to walk or do much
MettatonSEX: -rolls eyes-
: TVTale!Temmie : -enters-
FLion: what are you doing? this is a kids show!
Gaster: O-oh, okay.
: TVTale!Temmie : …Kid's show?
: -Asgore uses his Trident to Attack Hellaton, sending 10 swipes-
Gaster: puts his phone away.
FLion: making threats on a kids show?
FLion: thats why I had to leave
: TVTale!Temmie : I have experience. And I've done that.
MettatonSEX: Uh.
: ((shit, I gtg
FLion: and those two were going a bit to far
: Bionic_Dog [ ] disconnected.
Hellaton: ((bye
: -It hits 6 Times, dealing 300-DEF-
FLion: -points at metta and gaster
: ((See ya ))
Gaster: ... What, by kissing? Or was it the thing my daughter sent me?
Lua: "Well, it seems like the pattern's completely broken now"
Onna: nods
Hellaton: ...Yeah...
Onna: I can't walk anyway
Hellaton: ...........
FLion: no a quick kiss is fine, but the passionate kiss and flirting can't be on it
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
: -Lua copies Heeled Wounds-
Gaster: So I can't express my love for my husband?
MettatonSEX: There's flirting on kids' shows, darling.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: And a few passionate kisses.
FLion: to a certian level, like, " I love you dear
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: ((back
Lua: "Like I said, not the most creative person"
FLion: not I love your legs or certian body parts
: TVTale!Temmie : On my show, that's fine.
Gaster: stares at Flion. But I do like his legs.
: -It deals 422 DMG-
FLion: thats fine outside of the show, but I can't have that on the show
: TVTale!Temmie : Hell, for all I know, you probably could do the thing you do in bed on camera.
Gaster: Too bad. I'm gonna love his legs as much as I want.
MettatonSEX: So complimenting my husband isn't okay? Look, honey, maybe you're a little behind, but love exists and shouldn't be erased unless it gets explicit, like, "fuck me in the ass".
: -Hellaton does a normal attack, because they have 0 SP-
: TVTale!Temmie : -hops up to the bar- God, I need a drink.
Hellaton: is a he btw but yeah
Jeska or Jukon: picks up Onna and head to the bar,
FLion: -recoils at the swear word- whoa whoa whoa
Onna: hasn't noticed the stitches yet
MettatonSEX: We're off air I can say what I want.
FLion: please don't say anything like that
: -oops, I thought I almost had it down-
: TVTale!Temmie : -looks back- You got a damn problem?
Hellaton: so close
FLion: guys please don't
: TVTale!Temmie : bCUz iT lOOkZ lAiK U hAB a pRObLeM!!!!!!!!!!
: -I had it right until that attack-
Gaster: What the fuck did you just say you little bitch?
: TVTale!Temmie : Not that I mind that… -winks-
Hellaton: its ok i was just simply correcting a small error
FLion: -kneels down and starts to sniff-
: ((*What the fuck did you just [u]fucking[/u] say, you little bitch))
Onna: is in her arms, she recoils at the sight of sleeping Shoe
: -ANYWAYS, Asgore builds a wall, and make the party pay for it. Thankfully it's free-
Jeska or Jukon: Shoe get out of here
: TVTale!Temmie : -hops down to him- Oh! D-did I make you feel bad?
: TVTale!Temmie : -pats him on the back- I'm so, SO sorry.
Dr. Fintevious: -starts to cry-
: ((rip))
Jeska or Jukon: ((shit
FLion: -begins to cry-
Lua: "..Alright, I have no idea what to do this time"
MettatonSEX: Listen, darling, maybe don't censor my love for Gaster and maybe I won't fuck you over a little.
: TVTale!Temmie : Here, this should fix it..
Hellaton: We brreak it.
Hellaton: Wait...
: TVTale!Temmie : -proceeds to hug Flion.- There, there...
FLion: -gets into a fetal positions and covers his ears
Hellaton: Can I hhheal?
Onna: he's asleep
Onna: hugs jukon tight
: -Remember, all the items are back in the rebellions hideout-
: TVTale!Temmie : -snuggles up to him-
Onna: sobs
Jeska or Jukon: well he won't bother us, hes asleep
Gaster: ((gah fucking
: TVTale!Temmie : -sweet jesus it's comfy.-
Hellaton: didnt know he has low hp tho
Gaster: ((brb
Onna: hugging her makes her arms stretch, and hence her back
FLion: stop saying bad words
Onna: ...
Onna: A-are those
: TVTale!Temmie : I did.
: (( Also, I accidentally fucked up and forgot we had a wall, that one burst of attacks was added back to your health ))
Hellaton: ((oh ok
Hellaton: just. Attacks.
: -Lua does a normal attack-
: TVTale!Temmie : -hugs and snuggles with him.- D'aww...
: -After Hellaton's and Lua's attack, the wall is broken again-
Onna: W-w-what's on my back?
FLion: -is still child Metta
: TVTale!Temmie : -looks to the 4th wall- [sub]get this on camera.[/sub]
MettatonSEX: -1. had no idea and 2. doesnt really care-
Lua: "Just give up already, I don't feel like taking down walls all day"
Jeska or Jukon: a surgical site where the gangerous skin was
: TVTale!Temmie : There there, don't cry… {Oh my god could you shut the fuck up already.}
: ((curly braces are thoughts))
Onna: S-s-stitches?
: -Asgore uses a strong fire attack 200-DEF-
: -To party-
Onna: breathes heavily, very clearly distressed
FLion: I have to follow the censors rules
Hellaton: hisses in pain, but still fuckin attacks
: TVTale!Temmie : Join my show! We have no censors!
Gaster: ((back
MettatonSEX: The censor rules only apply on air.
: ((remember garth's art lesson
Jeska or Jukon: ((actually what gaster and metta were doing would not be allowed on kids show
: -Lua and Hellaton normal attack. Lua deals 47 due to passives and Hellaton crits, dealing 138-
Gaster: kisses Mettaton's cheek. "I think I'd prefer to be on Mettaton's show."
: TVTale!Temmie : -was talking to Flion-
Gaster: ((gaster: and on his dick but that's beside the point
FLion: I'm just trying to make a show for kids
Hellaton: ((lol
FLion: this is my show but I have to do certain things
MettatonSEX: -holds Gaster close-
Onna: pants
Hellaton: hats
Jeska or Jukon: hugs craddles her- its alright Jukon is here
: TVTale!Temmie : Like what?
Gaster: cats
Jeska or Jukon: hugs and cradles*
: -Asgore looks extremely weak, and does a fire attack to the party, dealing 100-DEF DMG to both-
Hellaton: ((chime check ur pms
Onna: No... n-no stitches... no.. p-please...
Gaster: ((pms? yeah i've got some right now
Gaster: ((anyway
: Bionic_Dog's connection timed out.
Onna: cries
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Hellaton: ((oh my god
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
FLion: I didn't mean to be rude, but something considered too graphic or detailed can't be on the show,
Lua: -Lua seems to be really weak, but the duo pulls off another turn of normal attacks. Asgore is KOed-
Gaster: ((sorry that was tmi, it's just my cramps are driving me up the fucking wall
Onna: hyperventilates, "No.. No no no..."
Hellaton: ((it ok
Hellaton: ...We... did it...
: TVTale!Temmie : On my show, I had this one really memorable episode...
: -35XP-
: -50 Gold-
Lua: "...That was a bit too close"
: TVTale!Temmie : This guy named Garth came and gave everyone an art lesson!
Hellaton: Yeah.
: TVTale!Temmie : However...
MettatonSEX: NO
Hywel: -He, and Azalea actually managed to pass out on the couch.-
Gaster: OH NO
MettatonSEX: Don't describe it.
Jeska or Jukon: its alright,
: TVTale!Temmie : The drawings were… …descriptive.
Jeska or Jukon: holds her and sits down with her away from Shoe
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Lua: "Hey, considering the calling card's effect is about to send you back, could you tell Gaster or Mettaton to go get something to heal me up/ make may able to do things again? I don't think I can do another battle like this"
Gaster: ((hi flame
FLion: I don't wanna hear it -wipes away is his tears-
Hellaton: Okay...
Hellaton: ((yo
Lua: "Thanks"
FLion: Listen, this is my show, and I've worked really hard to make it. My audience is 3-6 years old
: -And with that, Hellaton is returned to the Bar-
Hellaton: ends up in the bar.
Gaster: Ah, alright.
Onna: tries to claw at her back, crying, whimpering "No stitches.." over and over
Gaster: Hellaton, hello!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who's in the bar?))
MettatonSEX: Hello, Hellaton!
: TVTale!Temmie : -looks into the distance, blushing- Garth was dreamy…[sub]…i probably have no taste[/sub].
Hellaton: Hi guys.....
Onna: is
Jeska or Jukon: restrains her- Shhhhhhhhhhh rest on me. its alright
Hellaton: ((metta, hella, gaster, temmie, flion, jukon
: TVTale!Temmie : …Wait.
Hywel: -He wakes up, resultingin Azalea waking up too.-
: TVTale!Temmie : How old are [i]you[/i]?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Resulting in*))
FLion: me? I'm 10
Hellaton: Um, bring something to heal Lua, please... you two are going to be summoned.........
Gaster: Oh! Alright.
: TVTale!Temmie : …Oh. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.
Gaster: goes to the bar and orders a full meal.
MettatonSEX: Okay.
Hywel: "...What happened."
Onna: Nononononono...
Onna: No.. nono... no no no... please..
MettatonSEX: -has a shitton of food in his chest-
: -The Cloaked Man congratulates Lua on his accomplishment of beating the bosses so far. He was about to send in the next challenger, when someone unexpected comes from the battler's enterance-
: ((i had the worst idea))
Azalea: -She looks to Jukon, and Onna.-
: ((buzzo lightyear))
Jeska or Jukon: Onna, please you have to calm down, this was to help you
: ((joy story))
Azalea: -She goes over to them.-
MettatonSEX: -pulls out a glamburger-
Jeska or Jukon: ((the stiches couldn't be felt
Barchar: (so what've I missed )
Gaster: ((I may have thought of something worse
Gaster: ((MettatonSUS
: ((what
Jeska or Jukon: ((Metta swearing at a 10 year old
Azalea: "You two alright?"
Hellaton: ((hellagaston kissed
Gaster: ((anyway flame not much happened but that
: -An unfamiliar voice calls out, "Even when I don't originally get the bounty offer, I still end up being the one to get it in the end"-
Lua: "What are you... wait, what?"
Onna: is still hyperventilating
Barchar: has just been staring at this notebook for hours
Hellaton: ((ok metta had no idea and swears in front of his six year olds
Gaster: ((Lua's finishing up his arc,
Azalea: "You alright, other kid?"
Jeska or Jukon: ((Mettas so mean
: (( I'm finally finishing the bonus chapter without Laharl. ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((I'm joking btw
: (( The one that's been delayed three days ))
Hellaton: ((ok but youre not entirely wrong
: ((know what))
Lua: "Wait, so you're that Java person?"
Hellaton: ((hes a bit of a cunt
: -The unfamilar person seems disgusted-
: ((I'm gonna make a sprite of buzzo lightyear))
Jeska or Jukon: ((busting chops I mean so you don't think I'm directing an attack at you, cuz yes he is an asshole
: -"I said I was not able to get the offer-
Hellaton: ((yeah i know man
Azalea: "..."
Onna: pants slower, eventually just resorting to sobbing into jukon
Jeska or Jukon: silts through her hair
Onna: No..nonono..
Azalea: -She puts a hand on Onna's shoulder.-
: -"My name is C, and today I am going to be earning some well needed funds"-
Jeska or Jukon: its okay Onna, this is to help
FLion: -gets up and tires to cheer up himself up
MettatonSEX: -goes NEO in preparation for summoning-
Lua: "...That is the second programming Language name I've heard this week. I really need to start getting more creative people to hate me"
: -The Cloaked Man doesn't know how to respond to any of this-
FLion: -shakes off the feeling of dread and walks over the the couch, away from the big mean robot-ghost
Azalea: "You're okay...."
Gaster: holds Mettaton's hand.
Onna: just cries
: -Lua decides to summon the duo early, considering he can't afford to take too much damage-
Fellby: Fellby feels as though someone tried to advertize his services somewhere.
MettatonSEX: -holds Gaster's hand-
Gaster: Ah! Hello.
Gaster: hands Lua the meal he got from Grillby.
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Jeska or Jukon: we'll get through this I promise
Lua: "...OK, so someone's trying to kill me that wasn't from the Arena apparently"
: Bionic_Dog's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: -has a glamburg at the ready-
Azalea: -She realizes she is not really helping much, and returns back to Hywel.-
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: -Lua eats the Meal, SP and HP fully healed-
: -"So, are you ready to end this?"-
MB!SwapMuffet: speaking of Fellby?
Onna: stops crying, just holding onto her for a while, not looking at anyone
Fellby: Ye
: Onna [Onna] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: -C Attacks!-
Shoe: he awakens, morphing to Fanta "Looks like it's time", Onna winces at this
Wandering Frisk: -is around if you need him-
Gaster: joins the battle.
Fanta: is blank
MettatonSEX: -joins in-
Barchar: stares at Fanta
Hywel: "...You there, Fanta?"
: -Lua Gaster Mettaton VS C-
Hellaton: ...
: ((Slarvath. I'm gonna make something terrible, and expect it to be done probably by tomorrow.))
MB!SwapMuffet: makes her way into the barkery.
Hellaton: stays silent
Fanta: ((k
Fellby: Fellby's working the bar when she walks in. "Muffet!" He doesn't hesitate to leap the bar and hug her.
Fanta: blinks, "Huh?"
FLion: -moves to the couch and sits down-
Hywel: "We need to talk."
Jeska or Jukon: Fanta?
: TVTale!Temmie : -hops up next to him-
Gaster: looks to Lua and Mettaton. "Ready when you are."
: TVTale!Temmie : Want a juicebox?
Fanta: Howdy, Hywel
Fanta: And Jukon
Lua: "Alright, let's do this"
: TVTale!Temmie : Or something. I dunno.
FLion: No I'm good
MB!SwapMuffet: "Ah, hello, cheri."
: -Lua scans C-
Barchar: "...how do you know Hywel's name?"
MettatonSEX: -uses Bullet Heel.-
: TVTale!Temmie : I see you're reinforcing 'don't take from strangers".
Fellby: "Mmmh... it's good to have you back, I found a ton of bullshit yesterday..."
Fanta: I... talked to him?
Hywel: "Fanta, Shoe had the full ability to save you and himself and didn't, bur he does have a chance of getting away if he runs."
Wandering Frisk: hey Muffet and Fellby -likely cleaning something-
Gaster: uses a blaster.
Fanta: ...
Hywel: "You also only have two weeks."
Hellaton: just. Sits at a table.
Fanta: .....
Fanta: So... there is a way?
: -Mettaton shoots from the feet! 400 DMG to C-
Jeska or Jukon: yeah not long
Gaster: ((hellaton: what is my purpose now
Barchar: "Dunno."
Hellaton: ((p much
Barchar: "You want me to make him into a hat, or boots?"
Hywel: "Yeah, something with a flashdrive."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, wonderful."
Gaster: ((hellaton reminds me of my dog when my mom leaves
Fanta: Flash drive?
Hellaton: ((yeah
: -Gaster Blasts! 360 DMG-
Gaster: ((he just stops walking and stands there
MB!SwapMuffet: "Did gaster have a hidden collection of sex toys or something?"
Hywel: "Yeah, he mentioned it when I asked him."
: -Lua scans C-
: TVTale!Temmie : -winces at hearing that if Muffet's in the bar-
Fanta: ...
Fellby: "Ugh... something worse." He starts to walk to the bar, motioning for Muffet to follow.
FLion: -isn't happy
Fanta: I don't know about any flash drive
Jeska or Jukon: ((muffet it eslewhere
: TVTale!Temmie : How can I cheer you up?
: -didn't wince-
Jeska or Jukon: Yeah Shoe gave it to me
: -C: HP 2740/36500 'Professionally Greedy'-
MB!SwapMuffet: "Worse? That's just wonderful."
Hellaton: just. Slowly slides down onto the table, burying his face in his first set of arms.
Fanta: What did it have on it?
Jeska or Jukon: stalker videos of Shea I think
Fellby: He pulls a box out from behind the bar, and opens it.
Fanta: .....
Fanta: He was.. stalking her?
Fellby: -Inside are a pendant and a golden cuff.-
Fanta: Oh jesus..
FLion: -pulls out a tablet and clicks away- I have to do some editing
: TVTale!Temmie : Oh! I can help.
Fanta: puts her head in a hand
Gaster: ((flion is editor confirmed
Jeska or Jukon: don't know who was behind the cameria
MB!SwapMuffet: "...oh my, what terrifying accessories."
Fanta: What the fuck did he do last night, then
: TVTale!Temmie : I suppose it's censorship?
Hywel: "...Pretty weird"
: ((gtg
: Bionic_Dog [ ] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: -uses Bullet Heel again.-
FLion: ((he does his entire show, no one helps him
Fanta: I was at her grave.. and he took over
Fanta: Jukon, can you go there?
Hywel: "...I'd assume he did something there."
: -C returns the Favor! He does 1/2 damage to all who attacked him this turn-
Fanta: I would but... I can't er...
Fellby: "That's not all, though." He pulls out a picture of a Toriel-Asgore fusion. "This is apparently what the pendant does."
Gaster: Ow.
Fanta: This is probably a bad sign
Jeska or Jukon: sure, but I'll have to take Onna somewhere
Fanta: But I can't feel my feet
MettatonSEX: Wow.
Hywel: "Well then."
Fanta: Yeeeahhh..
MettatonSEX: -still bullet heels-
Hywel: "I can bring you some stuff when you need it."
Gaster: uses his blaster as well.
Jeska or Jukon: I'll take her to Toriel's
Fanta: Sorry I can't help you out on the invasion yet
Hywel: "Understood."
Fanta: When this is over, I will
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, my, what terrifying accessories." she says, much more genuine
Fanta: God...
: -Leg Shots!-
Fanta: He was watching her..
MettatonSEX: -shoe-ts a bullet, boots a bullet, other shit puns-
Fanta: He... h-he might have been planning it
Hywel: "Can I have some money to get Azalea and I some diner?"
Hywel: "I promise I'll try to repay you."
Fanta: Oh, do you not have money?
: -It's like a kill shot but better! Dealing 400 DMG-
Fanta: hands him a few thousand dollars
Fellby: "Yeah. Apparently he was going to try to trick us into fusing together, then keeping us that way with the cuff." He shudders. "Gah... what a freak."
Hywel: "Bartering is the only tra-"
Hywel: "Well, that should be good."
Fanta: Here you go
Hywel: "Thanks."
: -Gaster does 360 DMG-
Fanta: No need to repay, I have plenty
Fellby: - You're welcome, Fanta. -
MB!SwapMuffet: "Wow. That would be...mildly sexy but mostly terrifying. God, Im glad we killed him."
Fanta: And I don't have to eat, so it's pretty wasted on me
Hywel: -He gets up, and orders food, waiting at the bar for it. Azalea is still on the couch.-
: -Lua scans Gaster-
Hellaton: sad robot noises. He is alone.
Jeska or Jukon: left and returned after some time
MB!SwapMuffet: "So, where did you find these?"
: -C uses Loop! Lua can only use Scan the next 2 turns-
Fanta: It's nice to see you, Jukon
Jeska or Jukon: alright I'll check out the grave
Azalea: -She is kicking her legs, looking about.-
Fellby: "In some freaky lab he had hidden under his bed. It lifts up to reveal the staircase underneath."
Fanta: Please do..
Hellaton: is at a table, alone
Fanta: Just tell her you're stopping in to check
Fanta: gives the address
Barchar: looks at hellaton, the pitiful fuck
Jeska or Jukon: okay
: -C's Passive Activates, dealing 35 DMG to Lua-
Fellby: "That thing's bolted to the floor, by the way. I got the mattress off though."
Jeska or Jukon: Hwyel, care to join?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, if he felt the need to hide it, it must be awful."
Azalea: -She goes to Hellaton, seeing them alone.-
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. We can try to repurpose it."
Hellaton: he but ok
Hywel: "Uhh..."
: -"You have to get in any hit you can!"-
Fellby: "Yeah, or he just wanted to keep it secret. Either way, it's in the past."
Hellaton: does not notice
Fanta: wonders why the hell Hywel would want to go
Hywel: "I mean, I can't leave Azalea."
MettatonSEX: -Bullet Heel-
Hywel: "I also don't really know or have ever known 'Her'"
Gaster: switches things up and takes C to the bone zone.
Jeska or Jukon: alright, I'll be back in later then
Fanta: ...
Jeska or Jukon: heads off to Shea's grave
Fanta: Alright
Azalea: "Hellaton?"
Barchar: "You know, Fanta, I asked a question. Come on, I've been debating this for two days, I need a freaking mediator."
: -Mettaton uses the bullets for damaging, not heeling-
Hellaton: !
Fanta: Oh, that?
Fanta: You can't
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hellaton siad thats his name right))
Fanta: Killing him requires petrification
Hellaton: did
Hellaton: ((bullet heel is a play on bullet hell
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Azalea: "You alright over here?"
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Grave [Fanta].
: (( ...How have I not noticed that ))
Hellaton: sits up, looking to Azalea.
: -Metta deals 400 DMG-
Hellaton: ((dude, most of the attacks i do are puns
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Fanta: "But... yeah, that's the someone.. if you couldn't tell, Hywel"
Jeska or Jukon: arrives at the grave and looks around
: (( Fair point ))
Barchar: "Damn."
: -Bone Zone!-
Hywel: "I noticed."
Fanta: has been dug up, the stone reads her name
Jeska or Jukon: great....
Azalea: -She's very smile-y-
Hellaton: I... uh..... yyyyyyyyyyou don't have to worry... I uuuuusually am aloooone....................
: -It hits once-
: -180 DMG-
Jeska or Jukon: looks inside the grave
Azalea: "...Well that's no good, you deserve to be happy!"
Fanta: the casket is closed, but was opened recently
Gaster: Well, dang.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Just like his entire existence, thank the good lord."
Jeska or Jukon: opens it
: -C Switches Blade Forms, from C++ to C#-
MB!SwapMuffet: "How's progress on the revamp?"
: -Also, his passive hits Lua again-
Fanta: inside is the skeleton of a smol child, some cybernetics on her
Fanta: the head looks like it's got a fair bit of cybernetics
Jeska or Jukon: checks out the cybernetics
Hellaton: Oh, ddddddddon't worry... I'm happyyyyyy when Gaster and Mettatonnnnnnnnnnnn are here.
Lua: "How are you even doing that?"
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Fellby: "Well, I managed to get the carpet up - it was caked with who knows what - and I'm getting down the wallpaper too."
Fanta: looks like something's missing from the head
MettatonSEX: -bullet heel-
Azalea: "But they aren't here."
Fanta: it's missing a USB drive
Gaster: Bone zone
: -Metta brings heel to C-
: -Dealing 400 DMG-
Fanta: there are other drives, circuits and whatnot
: -The Bone Zone hits once, dealing 180 DMG-
Hellaton: ...No, nononnnnnnnno.... it's fine, rreally.
Hellaton: has a glitchy voice
: -Lua scans Mettaton, considering he is still affected by Loop-
Azalea: "I don't think it's okay to just be sad and lonely because they aren't here."
Azalea: -She gets a brighter smiles, and says- "I can be your friend!"
Jeska or Jukon: huh
: -He has now scanned everyone in the battle, and one of them twice, but he isn't affected by loop anymore-
Hellaton: Wait, whwhwhwhwhwhat? I don't... I don't even knowww your name....
Jeska or Jukon: looks around for anything else
Fanta: that's all, aside from some flowers
MettatonSEX: -Keeps up Bulket Heel, he shoot with he boot-
: -C uses New Language, missing all three attacks-
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Gaster: does Bone Zone again.
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Jeska or Jukon: a dug up grave, cybernetics, missing usb drive, and some flowers
Jeska or Jukon: inspects the flowers
Azalea: "It's Azalea."
: -You no longer have enough for bullet heel-
Fanta: just normal flowers
Azalea: -She sits next to Hellaton.-
Fanta: Fanta probably got them
MettatonSEX: -Fuck. He uses whatever he can then-
Jeska or Jukon: alright time to go
: -Mettaton normal attacks, because he has 9 SP, how unfortunate-
Jeska or Jukon: starts heading back
: Grave [Fanta] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: lies down on the couch
Fanta: I feel tired..
Jeska or Jukon: stops mid way out of the graveyard
Hywel: "I can tell."
Jeska or Jukon: Ahhh...shit
Hellaton: looks to Azalea. "....Thththat's a nice name..."
Azalea: "I like your name, too."
: -Bone zone only hits once, but crits-
Gaster: Yes!
Hellaton: Oh, tthank you.......
Fanta: yawns
MettatonSEX: Oh yes!
Azalea: "It's very unique."
Fanta: So, how have you and Azalea been?
Jeska or Jukon: heads over to a bush and starts to throw up
Hywel: "So much better, despite only being here a day."
Hywel: "We've set up camp in that bedroom."
: -Lua copies Gaster Blaster, a small holographic blaster appears-
Hellaton: gives a smile. His sharklike double-layer of teeth shiw.
: -C is KOed-
Hellaton: *show
Fanta: You're welcome to stay here
Jeska or Jukon: finishes- Ugh.....the hell did I eat?
MettatonSEX: Nice
Jeska or Jukon: returns to the bar
Hywel: "Jeskon told me we shouldn't settle there, for some reason she didn't tell me."
Gaster: Good job!
Azalea: -She smiles more.-
Lua: "Not just an easy money now, am I?"
Jeska or Jukon: hey Fanta
Azalea: "You know, I think people would like you if you went to them."
: -"Thanks you two, couldn't have done it without you"-
: (( That was Lua ))
Hellaton: Whhhat? No, nnnno........
Fanta: Howdy, Jukon
MettatonSEX: Of course.
Fanta: What did he do to it?
Azalea: "Of course! You seem really nice."
MettatonSEX: -hands the glamburg over jic-
Gaster: "Alright, Mettaton, let's go home and screw." He takes out a screwdriver. "One of 'em is loose."
: -Lua receives the burg, and the duo are returned the bar-
Jeska or Jukon: well the grave has been dug up and someone tampered wtih the cybernetics
Lua: "Did they really have to make that joke?"
Hellaton: I..... I'm jjjjust... I'm kind of scary...........
MettatonSEX: -laughs at the joke-
Jeska or Jukon: had a USB port, was missing a drive
Fanta: ...
Gaster: does the quick repair on his husband. "Alright, we're good to go."
Azalea: "Yeah... But, You really aren't as scary as you make yourself seem."
Fanta: So that's where he found it..
Jeska or Jukon: guessin thats were the drive came from
: -Also YOU WIN! 20 XP, 20 Gold-
Gaster: -yay-
Hellaton: pulls his poofy hair back to reveal his other eyes. "....
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Azalea: "I think you look cool."
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Hellaton: Ffffour arms, four eyes, crcrcrcrackssssss everywwwwwhere, a glglitchy voice, and spikkkkkkkkkked hips.
Hellaton: Thththat's nightmare fuel for sososome.
Gaster: is back in the bar btw
Fanta: Well...
Fanta: I don't know what it was for
Jeska or Jukon: nor do I
Fanta: ...
Fanta: S-shoe says he overestimated again..
Azalea: "I like it. Nightmare fuel for me is when we used to check the supplies a year ago."
Fanta: Not two weeks...
: -"So, it seems like through all of your difficulties, you've still won through everything"-
Fanta: T-two days
Gaster: goes to kiss Hellaton on the cheek. "I'm back."
Azalea: "The threat of lacking food kinda destroys your other fears."
: -C is dragged out of the arena, and the Cloaked Man was talking-
Jeska or Jukon: heh, great
MettatonSEX: -goes to Hellaton- Listen, darling, you're beautiful, each part of you is you, and you are wonderful!
Fanta: But... he says I'll stay for all of it
: -"So, I say it's time you received that reward"-
Hellaton: whirrs and steams up.
Hellaton: Nnnnooooooooooooooo........
Azalea: "Now you can be happy, right?"
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Azalea: "See, there's a second opinion. You really are wonderful."
MettatonSEX: A whirr means one of us is happy.
Jeska or Jukon: .....
: -Two people come down to Lua, one holding a Stopwatch, the other carrying three summon cards, expecting Lua to take one.-
Azalea: -She nods.-
Fanta: ...
Gaster: kisses both Mettatons on the cheek for good measure.
Hellaton: covers his face.
Fanta: I don't want to fade away...
MettatonSEX: -kisses both Gaster and Hella on the cheek, too-
Jeska or Jukon: I really don't know what to say or do
Gaster: blushes.
Azalea: "Well, I can't really do that, but I can give a hug."
Fanta: I don't know either...
: -The three cards are shiny and each have who they call on the front. Luke, a female Corrin, and the Lilith that isn't the one who kills people in the bar on a daily basis-
Hellaton: uncovers his face. He is smiling.
Azalea: -She hugs Hellaton. Hywel looks over, and considers interfering, but doesn't.-
Fanta: Where is Asriel...
Hellaton: You gggggggguys... Ohhhh!
: (( Considering no one else is here and I was going to ask Steel to pick the card, you guys can choose which card he gets ))
Hellaton: carefully hugs back.
: (( here as in the arena ))
Gaster: ((hmmm
Azalea: -She is avoiding any spikes.-
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Hellaton: ((whichever is the strongest
Asriel_Dreemurr: is at home, stressed, and tired.
Jeska or Jukon: Sleeping
Gaster: ((ye that seems like a good idea
MettatonSEX: You're wonderful, Hellaton.
: (( they each serve a different purpose in battle, so I really can't say which one is strongest without really looking at their stats and specials for a good while ))
Azalea: -She unhugs.-
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Gaster: ((ooooh
: (( Lilith is probably the one you guys want the least though ))
Azalea: "You really are."
Gaster: ((Okay
Hellaton: unhug
Fanta: I...
Hellaton: steams up more.
: (( I'll say now that these are alternates to actual summons you get/characters on the sheet ))
Fanta: God.. i can feel it happening
Hellaton: Yyyou all are tooooooooooooonininice to me
Jeska or Jukon: fading away?
Fanta: Yeah...
Gaster: ((Hm, so luke and corn
Hellaton: ((corn sounds like a good option
Gaster: ((let's go with corn
Gaster: hugs Hellaton.
Hywel: "...I'm sorry, Fanta."
Fanta: It's slow...
: -The thought of himself being a card scares Lua, so he decides to pick the Female Corrin card-
Hellaton: hugs everyone in arm's reach.
Azalea: -She hugs back.-
MettatonSEX: -hugs back, whirring-
Fanta: lies there solemnly
Gaster: MMmh... four-armed hugs are nice.
Hellaton: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaster: ((what happens if we glue fellby's business card to a blank card
Fanta: Is he going to come...
Hellaton: Ttttthey... aren't too mumumuch?
Fanta: I want to see him again..
MettatonSEX: Not at all.
Jeska or Jukon: I'll go get him
Fanta: If this is it..
Fanta: Ok..
: -"Well, that's that now, huh? Well, I'll see you soon, Luke. If you want the other two summon cards, I'd reccomend looking in the hideout a bit" With that, Lua has access to the anydoor the cloaked man was using, and he takes Steel with him back to the bar-
Fanta: Two days..
Asriel_Dreemurr: is actually awake.
Jeska or Jukon: goes home and gets Onna and goes to AD
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Jeska or Jukon: Hey
Gaster: Hey, Lua.
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns with Jukon to the bar.
Fanta: ((You should be able to piece it together now
Lua: "Finally"
Azalea: "They're better..."
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Hellaton: Whhhat?
Fanta: ((Yazan's timeline is neccesary
Azalea: "Four arm hugs are better then two arm hugs."
Fanta: is lying on the couch
Fanta: H-hi Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks over to Fanta.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's up?"
Hellaton: !!
Lua: "Hey everyone, it's nice to be back"
Jeska or Jukon: has Onna in her hands and sits down
Fanta: Heh... He overestimated things
Fanta: I have two days...
Fanta: And it.. feels like it too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Two?"
Lua: lies Steel in one of the couches.
Fanta: Y-yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What do I do?"
Fanta: I don't know...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There has to be a way..."
Gaster: Say, Hellaton... do you want anything?
Fanta: He says the flash drive is his "puzzle"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...It was weird."
Fanta: I don't want to die...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sowed what I assume was shea's life from her perspective."
Jeska or Jukon: ((the videos were all from the perspective of Shea right?
Fanta: ((Yup
Hellaton: Oh, nnnno, no, thhhhis is g-- -He and Metta pass out and run out of battery bc im tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired ugh-
Fanta: ((Take your time with it
Fanta: ((Youll know what it is
Azalea: "....."
Hellaton: ((gn im sorry im just rly tired
Lua: looks around for a moment, and decides to look at the loot he just got, another summon card and a stopwatch. He tries to think about how these would be important to this journey.
Gaster: ((alright, i'll probably be going to bed soon too
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Azalea: "Em... Is this normal?"
Gaster: ((you know what I'll just go now, goodnight everyone
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Lua: (( see ya ))
Hywel: -He gathers Azalea, and takes her to the bedroom, to sleep for the night.-
Jeska or Jukon: AD?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know what to do..."
Jeska or Jukon: places Onna on the couch
Jeska or Jukon: hugs AD
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Jeska or Jukon: I don't know either
Fanta: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs Fanta.
Fanta: hugs back
: Alphys's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm so sorry..."
Fanta: Don't be sorry...
Fanta: It's not over yet...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I don't know if I'll fix this."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know what to do."
Fanta: smiles weakly
Fanta: You'll think of something
Fanta: You always do
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is now more stressed.
Jeska or Jukon: can tell
Fanta: hugs him tight
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs back.
Fanta: That usb drive..
Fanta: Shoe says that's the key...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What can it dow?"
Fanta: He won't tell me
Jeska or Jukon: likely need to sort through it to find something
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Fanta: Were there others?
Jeska or Jukon: sounds like Shoe is being dumb
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...May I ask who those kids were?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And no."
Fanta: asked jukon that
Fanta: What kids..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The goats."
Fanta: Oh, that's Azalea and Hywel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They are?"
Fanta: They're nice.. got here yesterday
Fanta: Gave me this necklace for hope
Jeska or Jukon: didn't see anything else
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That's really kind."
Fanta: It is..
Fanta: Shoe says an intense burst of happiness will do it
Fanta: Like... Nothing else
Fanta: He's not making much sense
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Jeska or Jukon: sighs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jukon: AD?
Fanta: I'm sorry...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm... I'm really sorry..."
Fanta: Don't... Please don't... Give up...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I won't..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I Care too much..."
Fanta: nuzzles him
Jeska or Jukon: I doubt shoe is going to let you die
Asriel_Dreemurr: nuzzles back.
Jeska or Jukon: silts through Onna's hair
Fanta: Can't hardly feel my lower half anymore..
Fanta: That sucks
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well, sex wont make you happy then"
Asriel_Dreemurr: is obviously joking.
Fanta: smiles a bit
Fanta: Heh
Fanta: Who's that, jukon?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Our kid."
Jeska or Jukon: Onna
Jeska or Jukon: She's a former shade or something like that
Fanta: A shade?
Jeska or Jukon: Shoe had her, tortured her
Fanta: Like your old friend?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It is my old friend."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's who she really was."
Fanta: Oh, wow
Jeska or Jukon: I dunno her previously
Fanta: She's alive, that's good
Jeska or Jukon: just got her back from the Doctor.
Fanta: She looks kind of... Thin
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She's been starved."
Fanta: Damn..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kinda just took her in."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah
Fanta: smiles
Fanta: Sounds like you
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles a bit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I guess I get that from Toriel."
Fanta: Heh, I guess
Fanta: Take good care of her
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I will."
Fanta: Keep her safe..
Jeska or Jukon: WE will
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I meant that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You got my point."
Fanta: scratches his ears
Jeska or Jukon: regardless of what happens, we'll be here Fanta
Fanta: Thank you..
Asriel_Dreemurr: nuzzles, tired.
Jeska or Jukon: I'm going to sort through the flash drive's videos
Jeska or Jukon: AD you need to get some sleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay..."
Jeska or Jukon: gets up with Onna and heads to the anydoor- I'll get back to you later if I find anything
Fanta: Ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles up to Fanta.
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Fanta: tries to snuggle back but she can't move much
Fanta: ((Shower
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Fanta: ((Back
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Flash Drive: contains just more videos of shea's life
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Flash Drive: ((Ayy
: I've changed my mind about this slime thing [A Dog] is now I've changed my mind about this dog thing [Two Dogs].
Two Dogs: (why are things so quiet?)
Flash Drive: ((Bcuz everyone left
Two Dogs: ((i suppose thats an ok reason
Two Dogs: (i guess im going to leave too... um... bye))
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Lua: (( oi ))
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: ((rip
: ((everybody fucking died
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Flash Drive: ((Ayy?
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Jeska or Jukon: (Oi
Fanta: ((Ayy
Fanta: is snuggled weakly to ad on the couch
Fanta: is sleep
Jeska or Jukon: ((Oi
Jeska or Jukon: has spent all night looking through the video
Fanta: the flash drive just contains more days of her life
Fanta: if jukon has figured out what it is, she should get a game plan going
Jeska or Jukon: gets up and starts heading towards the any door
Fanta: ((U know what to do bby?
Jeska or Jukon: wants into the bar
Fanta: is asleep with ad
Jeska or Jukon: places the usb in Fantas hand and walks off to th bathroom
Fanta: remains asleep
Jeska or Jukon: is tired, exhaustsed and not feeling well
Jeska or Jukon: stumbles back out on to the couch
Jeska or Jukon: just sits there
Fanta: wakes up, still staying unmoved
Fanta: Howdy.. jukon
Jeska or Jukon: weaky says- ...hey
Fanta: You doing ok?
Jeska or Jukon: weakly*
Jeska or Jukon: no....tired...haven't slept in a few days. not feeling well
Fanta: O-oh... sorry
Fanta: Did you find anything...?
Jeska or Jukon: ..no
Jeska or Jukon: just more videos
Fanta: ...
Jeska or Jukon: gave you the USB
Fanta: holds it in her hand
Fanta: I don't... wait...
Jeska or Jukon: I....need to get back to Onna
Fanta: Ok..
Fanta: See you...
Fanta: has an idea as to what it is now, unless AD has it figured out, in which case I'll let him do it
Jeska or Jukon: puts her hand over her mouth and runs to the bathroo,
Fanta: ...
Fanta: ((Oooooh I see what's goin on
Jeska or Jukon: walks out later- fuck
Fanta: Are you sick?
Jeska or Jukon: yeah...
Jeska or Jukon: got something from Toriel
Jeska or Jukon: she was sick recently
Fanta: ((bullshit
Jeska or Jukon: I need to go
Fanta: ((I see through your web of trickery
Fanta: Alright..
Fanta: Bye...
Jeska or Jukon: has blood drippy from her hand
Fanta: ((Oh yeah that aint what I thought it was then
Jeska or Jukon: walks out, stumbling as she goes
Fanta: ...
Jeska or Jukon: returns home to Onna, checks on her, leaves a note for her telling her that she is sick
Fanta: tries to absorb the USB drive
Jeska or Jukon: heads to the bedroom, but passes out in the hallway before making it
Fanta: Nnghhh....
Fanta: Hhah..fuck
Fanta: That.. can't do that
Fanta: re-cuddles with AD
Jeska or Jukon: ((gonna go to bed
Fanta: ((gn
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Asriel_Dreemurr: remains sleeping.
Hywel: -He however, has woken up early and ate some breakfast, with Azalea, and went back out to their timeline to gather some stuff they may have left.-
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Fanta: ((Imma draw some enemies that will appear later
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Barchar: (yo)
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Barchar: is seriously caught up in whatever she was doing with this notebook.
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Barchar: "So, how's the whole 'not getting overpowered by the asshole cat' thing working out?"
Fanta: Heh...
Fanta: C-can't move
Fanta: He says t-two days..
Barchar: "So not great." she said, bitterly.
Barchar: "Until you're back, of until you die?"
Fanta: Until I die
Barchar: "...shit."
Barchar: "...Fanta, I know I haven't been very good to you. Or anybody really. But...im going to miss you. I don't know what else I can say."
Fanta: I'll miss you too...
Barchar: "And, I know, why should I think you care how I'll feel?"
Barchar: "Wait, what?"
Fanta: Despite our... rough introduction...
Fanta: I like you..
Fanta: You're nice..
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Fanta: ((ayy
Barchar: looks bewildered. She closes the notebook, walking over and hugging Fanta. "I know you've heard it from me a million times, but I'm so sorry. For everything."
Barchar: "If I could save you, I would. I'd do it if it meant going back to not existing."
Hywel: -He walks into the bar, carrying stuff with Azalea.-
Fanta: It's going to be ok...
Fanta: We'll think of something...
Hywel: -He quickly walks to the bedroom with the stuff.-
Fanta: This drive..
Fanta: is holding the USB
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Barchar: "...im not good at reading computer data. What's on it other than creepy stalker videos?"
Fanta: I don't know what it is...
Barchar: "Then how do we know it's going to help you?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I can bring my computer here."
Fanta: Shoe says that's what we need to do...
Fanta: Something with this..
Barchar: "And after everything, you trust him?"
Fanta: He got it from her grave..
Fanta: Her head
Fanta: I think... it's her memories
Barchar: "What if that shows you something that kills you faster?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Or it'll make her happy."
Barchar: "I mean, sure, he probably knows that if you die, the entire bar is going to shove him into a beer keg and close the lid, but still."
Fanta: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Would that make you happy?"
Fanta: does anyone know what to do
Barchar: "...but if you think it's going to help, then I guess it's worth the risk."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is guessing maybe the videos will make her happy.
Fanta: I don't think so... the movies don't help..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: there were a few other drives in her head that shoe didn't take
Barchar: (i doubt it's destroying it)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hold up))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can we bring Shea back or something))
Fanta: ((That's the ticket
Fanta: ((Given roth hasn't been here in months
Barchar: (oooohhhh)
Fanta: ((And she also said she didn't care about the character
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You know, I practically brought Jukon back with her memories, and a host."
Barchar: "Wait, what if we made a body, and gave it her memories? C
Fanta: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: came up wITH IT FIRST
Fanta: Y-you mean...
Barchar: he did its true
Asriel_Dreemurr: "maybe."
Fanta: opens her hand a bit
Fanta: smiles a bit
Barchar: "I can make something as long as we can find materials."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((barchar probably went into his brain and stole the idea))
Fanta: P-please try...
Fanta: That would... t-that would do it...
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Barchar: might do that if she was feeling really petty
: ((hi
Fanta: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How? What kind of hosts would we need? And in two days?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, we can save her, but I don't know how quick."
Fanta: I-i don't know...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, I'd assume a robotic body would work..."
Barchar: "A robot body is probably the easiest method. I can easily make something if I had metal and circuitry."
Fanta: She can come back... my god...
Barchar: "Easily enough, anyway."
: ((AD: I don't want her to go full Terminator.))
Fanta: is smiling, tearing up a bit
Barchar: "I'd also need tools."
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Hywel: -He comes out.-
Hywel: "Need scrap? Plenty where I'm from. I can probably haul some here today."
Barchar: "Another option would be to find a pre-existing robot body."
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Barchar: "There's certainly plenty of dead robots around."
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs Fanta.
Fanta: hugs back
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Hywel: "I've got some tools, if you need them, just ask."
Fanta: I-I.. can't... believe this..
Hywel: -He returns to the room.-
Fanta: ((GG AD you figured it out before anyone else did
Fanta: ((The obvious answer
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume this makes you happy?"
Fanta: ((That I thought would take people 5 minutes to
Fanta: Y-yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SHHHSHSHHSH))
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Fanta: ((You managed it
Fanta: ((In 2 days
Fanta: ((Gg
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She will be back. Please don't give up on us now, alright?"
Barchar: (just like how it took us 5 minutes to figure out that Fanta was the last party member)
Fanta: I won't... I won't...
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Barchar: '(or, well, shoe, anyway)
Fanta: ((Shoe because it would be easier for him to just step in and fight
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, we need a host."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And fast."
Barchar: "Alright" barchar takes her notebook out, flipping the pages a few times. "I need to design a robot"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mettaton made Hyper a body in like... A day or two..."
Fanta: is just smiling and sobbing
Barchar: "Give me ideas."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, it's a hefty thing to ask, but maybe they can build a robot in a day if they have like four people doing it."
Barchar: "Copy of the old body?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, of course."
Barchar: "Fair enough." she starts sketching, working out how to make a robotic version of Shea eork
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps hugging Fanta.
Flame_warp : ((has no idea who Shea is so details will be sparse))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wish we could still kill that cat."
Fanta: ((Nobody knows what she looks like lol
Barchar: "Bazzy's exorcism idea is still plausible."
Fanta: is overjoyed
Barchar: (well okay is she a goat)
Fanta: T-there's pictures in my old house
Fanta: ((Her old form was human
Fanta: ((But u can make her gote
Barchar: you fucking better not be overjoyed we are not going through that shit again
Fanta: ((Because gote is cuter
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think exorcism is a very good thing to do in a place with like too many ghosts."
Barchar: being barchar, makes it a goat with similar features to her
Asriel_Dreemurr: don't overdose on the joy again you fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps hugging her.
Barchar: "True. I'd rather not be part of the collateral."
Fanta: is still hugging back
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think you're gonna die anymore."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You look really happy."
Fanta: is smiling
Fanta: This is amazing...
Fanta: S-still... can't move much...
Barchar: finishes the rough concept, showing it to Fanta.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It looks amazing N, Chara."
Fanta: I-It looks great
Barchar: "I mean, this is just a basic concept. Making sure Fanta likes it before I get too attached."
Barchar: smiles, turning back and starting work on figuring out how it actually works
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I really suggest you let Mettaton build it."
: ((Fanta: Will you fill the cum tank with jelly?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And the other one))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who helped))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Build hyper))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Barchar: (Joseph I think)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And Joseph."
Fanta: A-anything is good...
Fanta: J-just.. bring her back..
Barchar: "Asriel, please, do you think I don't know how to build robots?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Really, I think The main part is her memories."
: ((Fanta: A-as long as I can... rape her...))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, hey."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Woah there))
Barchar: (frisky)
Fanta: ((Am sketching what revenants look like in my arc
Barchar: (no)
: ((what
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That breaks rule two))
: ((oh
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't do it again))
: ((ok then
Barchar: (thats kinda crossing a line there dude)
Barchar: "Well, O ye of little faith, worry not, for I shall make a robot the likes of which has been seen before many time on this earth, because obviously it has to have or I wouldn't know how to make them."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarv is it really that hard to type the I in I am))
: ((
: ((but anyways
: ((if it makes people uncomfortable
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I didn't make the rule, frisky))
Fanta: ((Yeah, um
Barchar: (no that would have been crossing a line anyway)
: ((i won't joke about it
Fanta: ((Chime said mentions are ok
Fanta: ((Like frisky's jokes
Barchar: (yeah I wanted to mention that but wasn't sure how)
Fanta: ((She just doesn't want it rped
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I was going based off the literal rule))
Fanta: ((Eh, whatever
: ((what slarv said
: ((but eh
: ((do what ya wanna do
Fanta: ((Holy fuck the paintbrush tool is gr8 m8
Barchar: (i don't even find rape jokes in general crossing a line, just that one in particular)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I didn't see chime say that, if so, sorry))
: ((it's chill
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm so happy for you, Fanta."
: ((AD: Let's fuck later, mmkay?))
Fanta: Thank you... thank you..
Barchar: (Barchsr: "Yes please do" )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Really, you don't need to thank us."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fanta: no))
Barchar: "Not dieing is going to be plenty of thanks for us, Fanta."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Fanta: ((Shitty sketch of an enemy from later in the arc
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/RWTpPkl.png
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is it a pone))
Fanta: ((It is a revanant
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well it looks cool))
Barchar: (looks like an edgy mlp ghost monster)
Fanta: ((Ur gon kill them
Fanta: ((Many of them
Fanta: ((Ow the edge
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's what I thought))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I mean, by no means bad, but looks like a mlp.exe game jumpscare))
Fanta: ((I would say what it is
Fanta: ((But spoilers
Fanta: ((Eh, I tried a different style
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's the cut off head of a pone))
Fanta: ((It's the cut off head only because I didn't want to draw the whole body
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ten out of ten))
Fanta: ((Too lazy
Fanta: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Gaster: ((hello friends
Fanta: I m-miss her so much... a-and she's coming back..
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps hugging.
Gaster: ((i went to sleep at a reasonable time last night and i still feel like i didn't get enough sleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How much slew did you get))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Sleep*
Gaster: ((i went to sleep at eleven
Gaster: ((i usually go to sleep at like one
Gaster: ((and i slept until ten
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp))
Fanta: seems to be getting quieter
Barchar: a while passes. "There!" she said, happily. "There's the easy part done."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you tired?"
Fanta: ((Take sum time widdis
Barchar: "Now we need materials, tools, and a workspace."
Barchar: (oh, we will)
Fanta: I..
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Fanta: Hard to talk...
Barchar: (just drawing it don't take long)
Fanta: ((Oh
Fanta: ((I thought the easy part was the body lel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I guess you're out of time for now."
Barchar: (no)
Barchar: hugs Fanta again. "Don't let him keep you down, okay?"
Barchar: "See you soon."
Fanta: H-he said he was giving it to me for two days..
Fanta: So I g-guess... I'll just... stay
Fanta: Out of energy..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: goes blank
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps hugging.
Fanta: ((Imma go switch then play some melee
Fanta: ((Unless I actually succeed
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like tulpa switch))
Fanta: ((In which case I will frolic in wonderland
Fanta: ((Yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What will Azzy do))
Fanta: ((While Azzy does whatever he wants
Fanta: ((idk what he wants to do
Gaster: ((he can come here and talk if he wants
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good luck))
Fanta: ((We almost got there yesterday
Fanta: ((But it's er... rather unpleasant
Fanta: ((And I had to stop before I fully switched
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well, have fun hopefully))
: ((gl
Fanta: ((If it works you'll see azzy soon
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And now, we wait.))
Gaster: ((i wonder if i'll be able to rp amongst my father singing the same song over and over
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What's the song))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is it whaTS NEW PUSSY CAT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT))
Gaster: ((honestly it's kind of worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJzNZ1c5C9c
Gaster: ((i've had to listen to that since the moment i woke up
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god))
Gaster: ((because he's practicing it
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or maybe he wants you to hear his beautiful voice))
Gaster: ((NO
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wel too bad))
Barchar: (put on earmuffs)
Gaster: ((ear muffets
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No greedy ear spiders please))
Barchar: (blare death metal over it)
Barchar: ("would you like a donut deary")
Gaster: ((better than that other song
Gaster: ((ear muffets: http://prntscr.com/ayrvb9
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fun times))
: ((10/10
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Gaster: ((there he goes
Barchar: (and thus the rare breadburd flies back to its nest)
Gaster: ((majestic
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Gaster: ((HE'S DONE
Gaster: ((THANK GOD
Gaster: ((o wait no i think he took a bathroom break
Barchar: (*claps*)
Barchar: (so why is he singing it anyway)
Gaster: ((because he gets payed money to sing to people
Gaster: ((but to be good at singing you must practice
Barchar: (mmn)
Barchar: (di you not have headphones with which to drown it out)
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Gaster: ((i do
Gaster: ((i was playing spider dance
: ((perfect
Barchar: (oh)
Gaster: ((like i said, ear muffets
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Gaster: ((ahuhuhu
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MB!SwapMuffet: ("What what's funny why are we laghing")
Fellby: (("I don't know we should probably look into that"
MB!SwapMuffet: ("Grillby are we haunted")
MB!SwapMuffet: ("Did we built this on top of an ancient Indian burial grkund")
Fellby: (("Well that would explain why napstablooks are getting popular"
Fellby: ((also: http://40.media.tumblr.com/fc5f68120577626eb10997468dc48119/tumblr_nvzd00Iax21uatc20o1_500.jpg
Fellby: ((which cau otp is that
Barchar: (hmm)
Barchar: (idk)
Gaster: ((I wanna say gaston but mettaton's too heavy for gaster to cart around like that
Gaster: ((so it might work for muffetby, perhaps ADxJukon?
Gaster: ((although this could be muffetby too, with scumster being the guy pushed away: http://40.media.tumblr.com/fe0aa3c667a79636ee50b695d460c1cf/tumblr_o5pg124RwD1uatc20o1_500.png
Gaster: ((this could also be gaston: http://67.media.tumblr.com/ce2e3eeea23c6e72bd64bf830b645cf4/tumblr_nryee9iBd51u9srxeo1_500.jpg
Barchar: (Metta could always be on the bottom)
Gaster: ((good point
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Fanta: ((Remember kids
Fanta: ((Always be rested
Fanta: ((Or you'll just fall asleep while dissociating
Gaster: ((that's good advice
Gaster: ((i also found this: http://40.media.tumblr.com/893cc3d69492a1e7418727f47ab1477c/tumblr_o39h40GvuU1qfufw7o1_500.jpg
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Gaster: ((OH HERE WE GO: http://40.media.tumblr.com/1a92ebd95c592583ec7d0b6334fc6128/tumblr_o3ylajorOK1uatc20o1_500.jpg
Gaster: ((the girl in front is grillby witnessing these shenaningans
Barchar: (everyone else is barchar and asriels)
Barchar: (or just all asriels)
Gaster: ((YES
Gaster: ((barchar is the girl holding the other girl up
Barchar: (ya)
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Gaster: ((everytime he does something like that i imagine ad going nyyyyooom
Barchar: (i always figured he just, like)
Barchar: (went wall-eyed and pssed out)
Gaster: ((wip: http://prntscr.com/ayspuj
Barchar: (oh wow Itdidn't think you were actually going to make it)
Gaster: ((i think i'm gonna have fanta be the tallest one in the back
Barchar: (ad is the one she's holding up)
Gaster: ((oh yeah i should make it obvious he's sleeping
Barchar: (having blood everywhere might not be a great idea)
Barchar: (or, I mean, dust I guess)
Gaster: ((i mean
Gaster: ((someone dies in the bar almost daily
Barchar: (point)
Gaster: ((the only reason it HASNT been shut down is that it's a genocide timeline
Barchar: (and if somebody tried to Ms. Possessive yandere ghost would make them stop trying to)
Barchar: (make one of them a pile of dust with a knife in it, for barchar's would be assassin)
Gaster: ((OMG
Barchar: (hm?)
Gaster: ((that's genius
Barchar: (i mean, slarv said it's theee)
Barchar: (and I don't think fucking anybody's bothered to clean that shit up)
Barchar: (i think that the people that go to the bar just have eternally dusty shies)
Barchar: (shoes*)
Gaster: ((i'd lke to think grillby cleans up all our bullshit
Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/ayswq6
Barchar: (barchar just becomes grillby's maid)
Barchar: (she does pretty much everything)
Barchar: (except cleaning the dishes)
Barchar: (that is a delicate process which takes years to do)
Gaster: ((dishwashing is art
Barchar: (grillby spent 10 years of his life in the himalayas to learn dishwashing from ancient monks)
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: ((heya
Gaster: ((hi there i'm drawing the squad
Barchar: (he has learned to wash away every particle of dust, destroying it at the subatomic level)
Gaster: ((but grillby's gotta wear gloves while doing
Gaster: ((it
Gaster: (('cuase water
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Barchar: (he doesn't seem to use water when he cleans his glasse)
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : ((test))[/font][/color]
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : ((double test))[/font][/color]
Gaster: ((eh yow sudden cramps
Gaster: ((i'm gonna take a break form drawing youchies
Barchar: (ugh hand camps)
: ((Ugh.))
Gaster: ((well it's a different kinda cramp but still distracting from drawing
: ((oh and))
: ((I have art for how Nicholas looks))
: ((...not that I think I'm very skilled.))
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Gaster: ((the good thing is my dad stopped singing "keep on loving you" so i can rp
: ((heya
: ((Here it is: [url=https://goo.gl/AVwnNB]Nicholas[/url] ))
Barchar: (he short)
Barchar: (anyway hi fanta)
Barchar: (chime is/was drawing the gang until she got cramps)
Fanta: ((Am reading the logs
Barchar: (http://prnt.sc/ayswq6)
Fanta: ((There's not only a pile of dust with a knife in it
Fanta: ((There's two naked dead toriel and frisk cosplayers on the floor
Gaster: ((oh i'm not drawing that
Fanta: ((Several robot parts
Barchar: (they're not asriels tho)
Gaster: ((i might draw the robot parts
Gaster: ((but not the noods
Barchar: (maybe just their heads)
Fanta: ((Aaaand
Fanta: ((Well we haven't had any other challengers yet
Fanta: ((Except pupper
Gaster: ((and B10 took them all home
: ((I HC they all follow her around like pikmin))
Gaster: ((she can beat up large ladybug like creatures
: ((indeed))
Gaster: ((anyway i might do more babel collective stuff today
: ((and weird half-mechanical spiders with machine guns, a weird humanoid water thing, among tons of other stuff))
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -enters the bar, with her pupper army-[/color][/font]
Barchar: is nonchalant
Fanta: is lying on the couch, smiling softly
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -Notably, one has a collar, and five have little cardboard tubes with "TROMPORT" written on them.-[/color][/font]
Gaster: enters the bar. A rather elderly-looking Gaster follows behind him.
Barchar: "He's knew." she said offhandedly.
Gaster: "So, as I was saying, I haven't really looked into - oh, hello, Barchara. This is Bishop."
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -looks to the Gasters, and the puppers turn to them and do a single, synchronized bork.- Hello there.[/color][/font]
Bishop: He looks up, raising an eyebrow. "Hello, young ones."
Fanta: they bork
Bishop: He then turns back to Gaster. "Ah, but wasn't there a cabinet full of human souls here? Whatever happened to that?"
Gaster: thinks for a moment. "Destroyed, I presume. The souls are long gone."
Fanta: is nonresponsive if anyone does shit
Barchar: "Bishop, eh? Neat."
Barchar: says whatever happened to the souls
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : Nice to meet you.[/color][/font]
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Revenant [Revenant].
Bishop: He taps his cane. "I see... well, that's a shame. I could have used them in my research."
Revenant: is http://i.imgur.com/RWTpPkl.png except with the rest of the body that I was too lazy to sketch
Barchar: shrugs.
Revenant: fanta took all the souls
Revenant: rip
: [font=Futura][color=#440088]B10 : -B10 and her puppers leave.-[/color][/font]
Revenant: there's another earthquake
Revenant: a smol one
Gaster: clears his throat. "Bishop here specializes in the research of monsters that absorb human souls.It's - !" He reaches out to keep his companion steady.
Barchar: (out of curiosity, what's bio doing? The character I mean. She, like, dead or somethin'?)
Barchar: "Hm. Interesting. He might want to know about the bond, then. It's an interesting, related phenomenon."
Barchar: manages to keep herself in place, barely
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Bishop: He instantly seems interested. "Bond? What's that?"
Revenant: the rest of her looks like a boss monster, with the same coloring as the head, antlers sticking out of her shoulders, elbows, and whatnot
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Bishop: "I presume it's a soul bon - what in all of reality is that thing?" He points his cane at the revenant.
Barchar: "Well, theres a Toriel and a frisk, who's souls have combined into one, stronger soul. It only seems possible when one of the souls is heavily damaged, and at risk of dieing."
Revenant: is shambling outside the bar
Revenant: barchar's Asriel senses tingle, just a bit
Barchar: shrugs. "Some weird boss monster. We'll probably have to kill it."
Barchar: "...oh god, of course. Why can't it ever not be?" she mutters
Barchar: (make a spot for a revanent, chime :P)
Revenant: ((I'm just setting up that she's there now
Revenant: ((Or.. he, idk
Revenant: ((They're there
Gaster: ((maybe it can be staring in the window
Revenant: shambles up to the window, standing perfectly still outside, staring in
Barchar: stares back.
Revenant: ((Basically it's a boss monster with black/gray fur and antlers instead of horns, as well as bones protruding
Gaster: stares at the Revenant. He blinks, then adjusts his glasses.
Revenant: ((If you wanna draw it that is
Revenant: doesn't seem to be bothering anyone, just staring
Barchar: hops up, moving to the window, leaning on the windowsill. "Morning."
: ((You know, I think I had a summed-up appearance for Bio a while ago. I'll try to come up with B10's summed-up appearance.))
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -enters- Hello, my friends.[/font][/color]
Revenant: stares
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -looks to Revenant- ...?[/font][/color]
Revenant: ((Shoulda seen, by the look in my eyes baby
Gaster: tilts his head at the revenant, then begins to sign.
Gaster: ((OH GOD DAMN IT
Revenant: ((yw
Gaster: ((FUCK YOU
Gaster: ((no
Barchar: (bio(
: ((?))
Barchar: (fucking)
Revenant: stares back at nick
Barchar: (please)
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : ...Hello...?[/font][/color]
Barchar: (wait I mean slarv)
Gaster: ((that's not bio
Revenant: ((Im not bio
Barchar: (why did I say-I'm a dingus ignore me)
Revenant: ((you FUCK
: ((...))
: ((I don't mind. Just try to remember.))
Barchar: (i dunno dude you're all fucking grey)
Revenant: slowly reaches a hand up, placing it on the window, its fingers are way too long
: ((wait slarvath what is revenant's hex code))
Gaster: ((revenant has yaoi hands
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : ...Wow.[/font][/color]
Revenant: ((idk
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -walks up to the window-[/font][/color]
Revenant: has yaoi hands apparently
: ((as in color))
Revenant: ((Gray
Revenant: ((OH MY FUCK
Revenant: ((696969
Revenant: ((Im not even joking
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : ((Tony's is dabdab))[/font][/color]
Revenant: ((696969 is one of the default MSPARP colors
: ((...Wow.))
Gaster: ((tony hit that dab
Revenant: ((Dab on em
: [color=#dabdab][font=Inkpen2 Script]Tony : -somewhere, dabs-[/font][/color]
Revenant: opens its mouth, it unhinges
Barchar: (barchar's is 845321)
Barchar: "...welll that's weird."
Gaster: ((gaster's is 000000
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -removes his mask, making sure nobody else sees.-[/font][/color]
Gaster: That is bizarre...
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -he has a gaping black void where his face should be.-[/font][/color]
Barchar: (this is 420420)
Revenant: is in a tattered green/yellow sweater
Barchar: (i actually kinda like it, it's a nice color)
Revenant: you only now notice
Revenant: ((Too dark
Gaster: ... It's an Asriel.
Barchar: "...of course."
Barchar: She walks away from the window. Not that that stops her from seeing it.
Revenant: keeps staring at Barchar
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -accidentally looks back. "O-oh, wait." Gaster can see his void for a moment, then he quickly puts his mask back on.- Ah, I see.[/font][/color]
Barchar: shudders slightly. It recognized her didn't it.
Revenant: no
Revenant: just stares
Bishop: Does this thing have eyelids? It hasn't blinked since it came here...
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -Gaster probably would be a little unsettled by Nicholas's true face.-[/font][/color]
Barchar: just buries her face in her notebook.
Barchar: again, not like that makes seeing it any harder
Gaster: wasn't paying that much attention, there's a giant gote outside.
Revenant: 's eyes take up about 80% of its face, it doesn't have eyelids
Barchar: "Just try to tune it out, barchar. Just tuuuune it out."
Barchar: "Gee whiz, wonder what's going on in that wacky new episode of Royaler Flush."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -oddly enough, isn't unsettled by this.-[/font][/color]
Gaster: Royaler Flush? Is that a new show?
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -looks to Barchar- What is that show? It seems interesting.[/font][/color]
Barchar: "Shitty reboot of a shitty old sitcom."
Bishop: He snorts. "Seems like they've run out of ideas. Or they're just banking on the nostalgia filter."
Barchar: "Starring a baby, two parents, a teenager and a ten year old. Because royal flush."
Revenant: ((Powerpuff girls 2016
Barchar: "Of course, they're all fucking ancient now, so the joke is lost a bit."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Ah. Have any of you ever heard of "Temmie and Freinds"? I hear they play it here every so often. ((It's the show TVtale!Temmie starred in.))[/font][/color]
Gaster: Aaah.
Gaster: I can't say I watch TV much, anyway.
Barchar: "By god, I wouldn't if I had the choice."
: Revenant [Revenant] is now Discord [Discord].
Discord: 's rerun clicks on
Gaster: Oh god, this asshole.
: ((hey, that reminds me, who wants to do TVTale stuff soon?))
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Hm.[/font][/color]
: Discord [Discord] is now Revenant [Revenant].
Bishop: "Is he the one who sent the dogs after you?"
Gaster: "That he is."
Barchar: "Oh, Lord."
Revenant: seems to get visibly upset somehow from discord's voice
Gaster: ... It looks like that thing hates him though, so that's a highlight in my book.
Barchar: "So maybe we won't have to kill him."
Gaster: Mmmhm.
Gaster: gets some tea and sips it.
Barchar: "Her. They. It. Fuck if I know."
Barchar: "Hey, I need to make a robot body so Fanta doesn't die. You know a good workspace? And a place to get materials? And tools?"
Gaster: Oh! I actually do!
Gaster: You see, I've got a lab downstairs, and I'm rather familiar with robotics.
Revenant: shambles around to the bar door
Bishop: He snickers. "Yeah, familiar."
Gaster: [sub]shut up, goat fucker[/sub]
Revenant: knocks slowly
Gaster: ...
Barchar: "Awesome! I still need materials and tools, bjt-"
Barchar: "...do we open it?"
Gaster: I don't want to answer it...
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Sh-should we..?[/font][/color]
Barchar: "Maybe I should see what they're thinking?"
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : I-I mean it's the polite thing to do, but...[/font][/color]
Bishop: "You're all wimps." Bishop says, then shambles over to the door.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : W-wait![/font][/color]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -quickly draw Revenant's face on a mask.-[/font][/color]
: [font=Futura][color=#ff8800]*draws[/color][/font]
Barchar: "If we die, I'm blaming you!"
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : I-I am as well![/font][/color]
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -puts on a cat mask, then hides behind the bar.-[/font][/color]
Bishop: "You'll never learn anything by just sitting there!" he says, then opens the door.
Revenant: shambles through, over to the tv
Revenant: turns it off, just standing there after
Bishop: "See? He has good taste."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -looks out- You can learn about the passage of time, the movement of the clouds and the stars, amorng other things, but that depends.[/font][/color]
Barchar: "Im learning a hell of a lot, right now."
Barchar: "Like what happens when you eat a gumball filled with nuclear radiation. It's evidently not pleasant."
Revenant: goes back to staring
Bishop: "... Okay. That sounds dangerous. Is that some trend you kids are into these days?"
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Sir, I am centuries old.[/font][/color]
Barchar: "In the Koreas, technically."
Bishop: Huh.
Barchar: "Also I'm basically 13, but I look 25, so..."
Barchar: "Well,okay,fair enough."
Bishop: "Yeah, but I'll still whip your ass if I need to."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Sir, I am not trying to anger you.[/font][/color]
Barchar: "Eh."
Gaster: Please, ignore Bishop. He's... well, he's testy.
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : Ah.[/font][/color]
Gaster: And old as hell.
Barchar: "He's fine. Compared to some people, he's pretty alright."
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : I agree.[/font][/color]
Bishop: He taps his cane on the floor, then goes to sit down.
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Gaster: ((heyo
: ((heya
Revenant: ((Ayy
Hellaton: ((yo
Revenant: is standing in the middle of the bar, shifting its gaze to everyone
: [color=#555555][font=Times New Roman]Nicholas : -hops up next to Barchar-[/font][/color]
Revenant: is http://i.imgur.com/RWTpPkl.png except with the rest of the body that I was too lazy to sketch
Gaster: ((hey mv is this gaston: http://40.media.tumblr.com/fc5f68120577626eb10997468dc48119/tumblr_nvzd00Iax21uatc20o1_500.jpg
Hellaton: ((yes, and hella is the one scoping out the choice ass
Gaster: ((and then swapmuffet could be the lady with the cup
Barchar: (everyone else is just the rest of the entire dimension of gaston)
Gaster: ((that too
Gaster: ((idk i just think muffet would be funny with that expression
MB!SwapMuffet: ("Yes, yes, impressive")
Hellaton: ((jasper or fellby is the one looking to the side like "well this isnt my ideal sunday night but this is not undeireable per se/impressive for earth technology"
Gaster: ((fellby could be the guy next to her going "huh"
Hellaton: ((the last bit depends on weho it is
Gaster: ((no jaspers the one behind them with one eye showing
Hellaton: ((dude thats the ass scoper
Hellaton: ((omg nice
Barchar: ("I see why the humans like these")
Hellaton: (("who thought earth was a good idea"
Barchar: waves at Nicholas
Gaster: ((who's the guy with the glasses
Hellaton: ((my dark science channel post is blowing up faster than my blond chrom was
Barchar: (Fellby, maybe? Cause he wears glasses)
Hellaton: ((thats grillby
Hellaton: ((fellby is the one in front of glasses guy
Hellaton: ((swapffet and hella are next to each other
Barchar: has her notebook opened to a page with some picture of some lady with a leather jacket and jeans. There's also some earrings, but they're hard to make out detail on.
Gaster: sips his tea.
Hellaton: ((ofc swapffet has to be on a chair bc she smol
Barchar: there's many erase marks that seem to be fur boots and a fur hat
Hellaton: ((oh, guys, hey: clipboards
Hellaton: (( http://youtu.be/f0vDJZgW7mU
Gaster: ((http://40.media.tumblr.com/fc5f68120577626eb10997468dc48119/tumblr_nvzd00Iax21uatc20o1_500.jpg
Barchar: (http://prnt.sc/ayswq6)
Revenant: ((is http://i.imgur.com/RWTpPkl.png except with the rest of the body that I was too lazy to sketch
Revenant: ((Oh no
Revenant: ((I've been foiled
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Barchar: (Phineas and Ferb was a good shiw)
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Hellaton: ((it was
Revenant: stares at the anydoor
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tuJ3EKjczk ))
Gaster: looks at the anydoor, then back at Revenant.
Barchar: wiggles her pencil around in her fingers rhythmically, making tapping sounds in the notebook. She occasionally sketches in little details.
: ((time to play randomized pokemon))
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Gaster: ((where is everyone going :(
Revenant: ((I was trying to change my password
Gaster: ((ooooh
Revenant: ((aaand I can
Revenant: ((can't*
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Hellaton: ((tabbed out, sry
Revenant: ((Where the shit have laharl and tds been
Gaster: ((ikr
Hellaton: ((idk :(
Hellaton: ((i hope everythings ok
: ((I'm back
Gaster: ((i might have to go to dinner soon so idk
Hellaton: ((ok
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Hellaton: ((im sorry for passing out early recently
Gaster: ((it's fine
Hellaton: ((no like its usually during things and i feel kinda bad
Gaster: ((Like i said, it's fine
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Hellaton: ((ok
Revenant: shambles over to barchar
Barchar: "...hi."
: ((in the randomized game
Gaster: watches.
Barchar: "How are you, Asriel?"
Revenant: ((Ey how much plot would get fucked up if Revenant was Chara's Asriel
: ((the starters are magikarp, magcargo, and genesect))
Barchar: (well)
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Revenant: stares, mouth still unhinged
Gaster: ((that would mean Revenant is from the bar's timeline
Barchar: (revenants are presumably asriels brought back to life, yes?)
Revenant: ((No
Revenant: ((Any boss monster
Barchar: (well, barchar's Asriel was killed by her during her genocidal rampage)
Barchar: (while he was flowey, but eh, that can be worked adouns)
Barchar: (Around*)
Barchar: (and that's literally all I had planned for him)
Revenant: is barchar's Asriel, if she can see that
Revenant: doesn't remember
Barchar: neither does she
Revenant: well rip then
Barchar: does feel very uncomfortable around him though
Barchar: she's not entirely sure why
Gaster: ((and then they kiss
Revenant: touches her face with his claws, lightly
Gaster: ((dinner's done
Hellaton: ((kiss kiss fall in love
Hellaton: ((ok
Barchar: "...uhhh...face touch to you, too?"
Gaster: ((so i brbbbb
Revenant: feels like a rock
Barchar: (i mean not much falling for barchar)
Hellaton: ((ok
Revenant: ((Revenant x Barchat otp
Revenant: ((Revenants are a part of the plot, btw
Barchar: (the 'dead but then came back to life' pair)
Barchar: ('and also they were once brother and adopted sister but neither of them remenber)
Revenant: came back to life is a bit of an overstatement for what's essentially a rock zombie
Barchar: feels like she's found something she's been looking for, though again, she's not entirely sure why
Revenant: barchar is gonna be pissed later
Revenant: runs its claws down her face, barely touching
Barchar: is unsure if he's trying to hurt her and is just shitty at it or what the hell
Revenant: just stares
Barchar: "I am highly uncomfortable at this moment in time"
Revenant: doesn't care about your feeling stupid bitch
Barchar: fucking rude bro
Revenant: ((Tomorrow I play at graduation
Revenant: ((4 hours
Revenant: ((Of pomp and circumstance
Revenant: ((For 100 bucks
Hellaton: ((wowie
Hellaton: ((thats $25 an hour
Revenant: ((I know but it's gonna suuuuuuck
Revenant: ((My lips are gonna be dead
Barchar: occasionally still sketches in details in the notebook, but is just staring this weird Asriel in the eyes awkwardly
Revenant: is staring back
Revenant: ((This is a ship in the making
Hellaton: ((this is a strange ship, but then again, so is two robots and a skeleton
Barchar: (toot toot)
Barchar: (all aboard who's coming aboard)
Revenant: ((We should do it
Revenant: ((Barchar has no idea why she likes Revenant
Revenant: ((Revenant doesn't know what's going on
Hellaton: ((ill sit on the edge as i puke into the ocean due to seasick ess
Barchar: gently pushes the claw down. "Uhhhhhhhhh..."
Revenant: ...
Barchar: (and when she realizes he's her brother barchar is going to be even more weirded out)
Barchar: "...Do you have, like...vocal chords? Or a brain? Or...snything?"
Revenant: ...
Gaster: ((i'm back and see we have a new ship in the making
Barchar: "I'll take that as a no."
Revenant: ((This is the otp
Gaster: ((do you think they're gonna abandon ship once they find out the sibling thing? I would
Barchar: (revenant has weirded out barchar which is a serious accomplishment)
Revenant: continues staring
Hellaton: ((i would
Revenant: (("Chocolate butter"
Revenant: ((What is this and why do I have it
Barchar: (we do have to figure out how the hell they'd find out)
Bishop: He stands up, shakily. "Well... I should get back to my husband. See you, Guardian."
Barchar: (i mean I really didn't know myself)
Bishop: He leaves.
Revenant: ((Well...
Revenant: ((Wouldn't chara figure it out?
Revenant: ((Like, from the other timelines?
Revenant: ((She knows Asriels and Charas are related
Barchar: (well, yeah)
Barchar: (but that doesn't stop her from being in romantic love with literally every other asriel)
Barchar: (and that doesn't help her figure out that this is hers)
Revenant: ((Stepcest is stepcest regardless of timeline
Gaster: ((alright my hand no longer hurts so it's back to drawing asrihell
Barchar: (barsiel OTMANY)
Revenant: ((If you have torasriel but they're from different timelines it dont make it less trash
Barchar: (barchar begs to differ, I'm afraid)
Revenant: ((WHY IS IT SO GOOD
Gaster: ((just like you'll never see my gaster be in a relationship wiht a sans or a papyrus
Hellaton: ((or either of my mettas with a blooky or a mad dummy
Barchar: (yeah but they're all actuslly related. I mean, in 's blood way.)
Revenant: ((https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNyEEOwiAQAMC_8AB2AWGhRw81HnxDQyihNa0QWE_Gv-sc5yPe_RCT2JjbmADWfaTaVzm49liyLLWWI8e2D5nqCZE5pu3MLx6grLLoKWiy6AyhdaDIIYWAGP5rjAoE83W5P26LujiNFoPT3mv5bEV8f7_1JJ4.72Juj-wNajOwTFK1MOCuJo5oi9s.jpg?width=300&height=300
Revenant: ((Guys
Gaster: ((heck, fellby brobably got propositioned by a fukufire and turned her down
Revenant: ((I wanna complain
Barchar: (as far as barchar is concerned, alternate dimension asriels are more like...fanily members so distant that it's not really family any more)
Hellaton: ((luigi the carne asada
Gaster: ((ivo the robotnik
Revenant: ((In FE Fates you can ship literal incest, pedophilia, and beastiality
Revenant: ((But not
Revenant: ((Fucking
Revenant: ((Xander x Orochi
Barchar: (Sonic_the.jpg)
Revenant: ((Ivo the hedgehog
Barchar: "...im going to move now, Asriel." she shifts over a few cushions on the infinicoucb
Revenant: follows
Revenant: ((Barchar proceeds to vent to revenant about things while he sits there doing absolutely nothing, consider him a good listener, start talking at him more and more, and eventually bring him in for a kiss
Revenant: ((Revenant does nothing the whole time
Gaster: ((Revenant is a lot like my dog after my mom leaves the house
Gaster: ((he just stands there and does nothing
Revenant: ((Sleep tight pupper
Revenant: ((Welcome to saturday on CAU
Revenant: ((ITSDEAD
Hellaton: ((ill rp after i eat
Gaster: ((okay
Barchar: "I..
Barchar: "Can you not? Looking at you makes me feel like I've got a pit in my stomach and I just..."
Gaster: ((i mean, at some points i've been thinking of making the rp public but idk how you guys would feel about it
Revenant: simply stares
Hellaton: ((mmh im unsure :/
Revenant: ((Nah, it's just unusually dead
Barchar: "Why am I even talking to you you clearly don't have the cognizance to respond."
Revenant: ((I'm perfectly fine with the amount of people
Revenant: ((Just odd today
Revenant: ((The whole week really
Gaster: ((It's been unusually dead this whole past week. :/
Gaster: ((maybe it's just my anxiety getting to me
Hellaton: ((yeah
Revenant: ((I dunno what the deal is
Revenant: ((Hope it's better next week
Revenant: ((http://i.imgur.com/ZbkhH1l.jpg
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Revenant: ((Ayyyyyy
Gaster: ((ayyy
Revenant: ((https://imgur.com/THPwvvs
Hellaton: ((ayyyysriel
Gaster: ((slarv what the hell
Asriel_Dreemurr: z((Slarvath the fuck)__
: I've changed my mind about this dog thing [Two Dogs] is now I've changed my mind about this two dog thing [Annon].
Revenant: ((http://i.imgur.com/JxSdOl7.png
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SLARVATH THE FUCK))
Revenant: ((http://i.imgur.com/9THeWDJ.jpg
Hellaton: ((im not even phazed by this anymore
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SLARVATH IT'S TIME TO STOP))
Hellaton: ((im gonna go find out about dinner
Revenant: is standing next to Barchar, staring at her
Annon: (ok this is someone else's computer. i am not touching any of that shiz)
Revenant: is http://i.imgur.com/RWTpPkl.png except with the rest of the body that I was too lazy to sketch
Revenant: ((They're funi
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Asriel_Dreemurr: he's still asleep, the lazy bum.
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Hywel: -He is awake, talking with Azalea in the bedroom.-
Annon: (ok i figured out how to open a private tab. time to open some shiz)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Why tho))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is t owrth))
Barchar: (I'm not clicking any of that shit )
Annon: (i mean it gets more tame after the picture of the horse)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((slarvath that horse is a girl you need to say its nsfw first goddamn))
Annon: (if your gonna start with something like that at least follow up with something bigger.)
Annon: (actually no. dont)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How about))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You put that shit))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((In the nsfw chat))
Gaster: ((no horse tiddy in main chat
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Hellaton: ((im making dinner ill return by 6:30 est
Gaster: ((okay
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Jeska or Jukon: ((Oi
Revenant: ((Ayy
Revenant: is still there
Gaster: ((hi
Revenant: is looming over barchar
Jeska or Jukon: ((Whatsnew
Fellby: Fellby is looking into which paint he should use while remodeling scumster's room.
Gaster: ((nothing much
Revenant: white paint of course
Revenant: lets his tongue drip from his unhinged mouth
Barchar: awkwardly pushes the tongue back into the mouth
Wandering Frisk: -walks in
Revenant: closes his mouth gently on her hand
Revenant: is still staring her in the eye
Wandering Frisk: hey fellby
Fellby: "Mmmh, hello."
Barchar: "...uhhhmmm..."
Barchar: "I hope that doesn't turn this body into a zombie."
Wandering Frisk: doing okay?
Barchar: "I mean I guess I could probably still control it, but there'd be another, far more annoying consciousness bugging me to eat brains and stuff."
Fellby: "For once, yes. I haven't found out some weird stuff today." He holds up two paint swatches. "What do you think is better, deep ruby or pure amethyst?"
Wandering Frisk: ohhhhhh amethyst
Fellby: "Hmmm, yes. I think that's better too."
Revenant: keeps her hand in his mouth
Barchar: uses her left hand to continue with her drawing, still staring revenant in the eye awkwardly.
Revenant: stares back
Wandering Frisk: hey that makess me wonder are you able to change the colour of your flames
MB!SwapMuffet: walked by, an army of spiders carrying a poker table "I thought you said we weren't picking purple, deary."
Fellby: He chuckles. "I hated all the other colors they had. "Anyway... I can, but only if I burn certain things, and they make me smell awful."
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Hellaton: ((the return
Gaster: ((hi there
Revenant: ((Ayy
Barchar: "...im gonna...go...place." the body goes limp, dropping the notebook and pencil on the ground.
Barchar: gaster can see her flying above it, shuddering.
Wandering Frisk: I like that colour the best Muffet, its passionate
Revenant: keeps staring, her hand still tightly in his mouth
Gaster: looks up at Bar!Chara.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, we all seem to have an affinity for purple here."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Except for gasyer, who preferred a dark green, but he's dead.
Jeska or Jukon: ((AD never went home did he ?
Fellby: "So! Purple it is, then."
Revenant: ((No
Wandering Frisk: yyyaaayyyyyyy
Revenant: he's still snuggling Fanta who now has a chance
Gaster: ((i started watching one punch man and i'm still on the first episode
Hellaton: ((before i enter, i must wonder: how the fuck would bfrisk react to hellaton, whos p much just mettaton but nervous, arguably scarier, glitchy, broken, and red
Gaster: ((i find saitama relatable already
Annon: (clearly the best anime)
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hip hip hooray." the spiders drop the table down. "Wonderful job, Mes travailleurs, now you only have nine more to go."
Jeska or Jukon: wakes up on the floor of her house
Barchar: (bfrisk would not like him)
Hellaton: ((oh wonderful
Barchar: (because that's exactly what hellaton needed)
Hellaton: ((yep
Barchar: (somebody deeply psychologically terrified of him)
Fellby: "I picked the paint with non-flammable fumes, so I can help with the painting. I almost caught a bucket of cleaning product on fire already."
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Barchar: "I...he makes me feel weird doctor."
Wandering Frisk: I can help too
Gaster: nods. "I can understand. He's weird... yet he feels familiar somehow."
Wandering Frisk: ohh, are we playing poker muffet?
Hellaton: ((especially since hes been traumatized himself, he doesnt want anyone else to feel like he does, bc despite being from underfell, hes a mostly decent guy
Fellby: "This is going to be a casino."
Revenant: ((I hope the stuff I'm establishing about the bar timeline doesn't fuck with established canon
Fellby: "So, I guess if you want to play poker... that's fine."
Hellaton: ((hes less evil, more chaotic neutral
Hellaton: ((he does what he does, laws be damned
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Wandering Frisk: really? thats cool....does that mean we aren't doing the whole love thing?
MB!SwapMuffet: "We're allowed to do both, deary."
Hellaton: enters the bar, smiling. Smells like false confidence.
Fellby: "I mean, we're already kind of a non-legal establishment. Why not add some gambling as well?"
Hellaton: Hellllllo.
Barchar: "Deja vu, mixed with fear, mixed with guilt...i don't know. I don't want to look at him, but of course..."
Gaster: nods. "Ah, hello, Hellaton."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Bah. The law vets in the way of all good money making."
Hellaton: (("smells like false confidence" mv, 2016
Hellaton: Hhhi Gaster.
Fellby: "Besides, the royal guard can't do shit here, they're all dead."
Hellaton: sounds more... cheerful than his usual gloomy disposition.
Wandering Frisk: well I guess its a good thing I know how to count cards
Gaster: You seem happier. What's up?
Wandering Frisk: -eh retcon that
Hellaton: Welll, um... Metttttttaton gave me tips on how to be confident, and thattt it's mostly faking it until you mamamake it.
Gaster: Oooh, I see. Come here.
Gaster: pats the cushion beside him.
Wandering Frisk: well I've played a bit of cards in my time, I'd like to be a dealer
Hellaton: walks over, and sits beside Gaster -- not too close, his thighs do have spikes.
Fellby: "That's wonderful. We could use a few people who know how to play a game or two."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Them and the entirety of the natives that aren't me."
MB!SwapMuffet: "But that's neither here nor there."
Hellaton: ((inb4 bfrisk ends up shattering hellas false confidence
Hellaton: ((with a hammer
Hellaton: ((metta: ........on one hand thats kinda fucked up but on the other i get it but on the other other please be gentle with him but on the other other other i understand you were traumatized by a me
Hellaton: ((hella: ...................................[muffled, distorted "in the end" playing from his speaker]
Fellby: "Mmmh hm. I don't know what's going on back home, but I'll be damned if I'm going back there."
Wandering Frisk: ?
Hellaton: keeps smiling. At least it looks genuine.
Gaster: kisses Hellaton on the cheek. "Well, I think you're doing wonderfully."
Fellby: "The place is a shithole."
MB!SwapMuffet: "It's one of the closest things to hell I've found."
Fellby: "I'm one of the few redeeming things to come out of there."
Fellby: "If you can call me that."
Hellaton: steams up, turning to face Gaster. "Thank yyou. ...." He leans over and returns the kiss. His first independant kiss good job you big dork
Wandering Frisk: I would
Hellaton: on the cheek btw
Gaster: Ooooh! Thank you.
Wandering Frisk: I think you two are good people
Hellaton: smiles brightly, for real this time.
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Hellaton: I ttthink it's ccccoming to be less fake.
Revenant: stares at hellaton
Revenant: hand still in mouth
Fellby: "Ha! Now there's a laugh. Sure, we've turned a lot of our employees loose, we're still doing illegal shit."
Gaster: That's wonderful. [sub]please don't look at the strange goat[/sub]
Hellaton: doesn't notice, he's focused on Gaster.
MB!SwapMuffet: "If you're not a redeeming factor, I don't know what is, cheri." the spiders drop another table. "A criminal, yes, but still."
Hellaton: ...Wait dddid you say something?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Nobody's perfect."
Gaster: pauses. "Nah."
Fellby: "I suppose not."
Hellaton: Ohhh. I ththought I heard something.
Wandering Frisk: you're helping me out, even though you don't have to. Could have just turned me away
Fellby: "Yeah, but there's tons of poor people we took in because this was their last option."
Fellby: "It's... actually why I'm in this line of work."
Gaster: Nope. Just stay focused on me.
Wandering Frisk: ohhh.....I'm sorry
MB!SwapMuffet: pats grillby on the shoulder gently. "And look at you now. Rich enough to turn a suite into a casino."
Hellaton: Well, thhhat's easy.
Fellby: "Yeah, I guess that's true. Who knew some street rat like me would be running a show like this."
Hellaton: not if you touch him though if you touch him he will lose focus on gaster unless gaster is the toucher
Revenant: "Ṋ̣̼̤̹͈͕̕͟o̷͏̘̺̙̙̦͚̙̭̱̳̞͈̭̼̪͠ț̨̤̻͕̝̮̱͘͜h̷̵̨̰̙̩̠̥̟̤̪̩̞͔̟̗́́į̧̧̻͕̹̣̝̟͓̞̮̭̬̬͈̫̖̲̙̞n̕͢҉͏̧͓̱̟̱͈g҉̶̴̪̼͍̯͔̕N̪͍͙͇̼̣̖̠̺̮̜̹̬͎̙͖̩͟͠o̺̬̗̰̟̱̪̲̜͕̞̱̘͔͙̝͉̲̖̕͟t̲͔̺̭͕̰͖͔͙̫̫͎̩͜͜͡ͅh͏̥͉͖͉͘͝į̡̤͔͎̳͎̰̙̻͈̯͍̻͉͠͞ͅͅn̷͘҉҉̟̤̬͎̰͖g̵̡͏̰̗̱̺̝̳͖̼̙N̴̨͘͡͏͍̩̟̟̯̟͇̣ơ̧̯̟̯͖̯̘͚̠͉͕͉̮̜̲̺̭͖̫̟͟t̸̶͎̤͖͎̹̤̥̟̼̖̰͢ͅh̶̛͍̥̥͖͙͈͡ͅi͢͡͏̷̦̗̺̣͕̤̬͇̳ṋ̡̨̧͍͈̳͖̮̲̼͚̗͍̖͜ģ̴͓̹͚̼̹̪͈̟͔̺̯͚̫͎̙̻̀͜ͅN̛͜҉͈͎͙̫̮͓̖o̶̭̗̰͎͙͚̠͔̦͉̮̜͙͓͘t̛̳̜͚̘͔̺́̀͘h̨͕̹̤͙͡i̴̴̧̞͎͉͈̮̼̹̩͚̹͓͖̦̼̥̭͈̬̳͠͡n҉̀͏͓̣̰̦͖͚͇͍̳͉̯̤͍̹̪̝̣̤g͏͓̘̼̠̬͍̯̳͈̥̺͙͙̮͢N̴̥͖͙̙̥̭̲̱̠͎̞̫̤͓̥͢o̸̧̝̩̰͖͇̖̪̠͈͈̪̭͓͘͜͜t̷̸̸̛̥̳̪̟̖̦͇̖̤̠̯̣̼͇͖̲h̨̗̜͖̯̫̼͉̘̖̀͘͟͟ì̡̢̨͉̗̫̤͉̩̣͙̤̰̘̪̯́ͅn̶͏̴̩̞̯͈͔̠̬͔̰̮̫̪̠̠̥͇̀͟g̷̨͈̖̰͎̻͔̲̤̖̟̀̕N̛͏̸̸̰͖̱̠͙̖̤͈̮͠ͅo̸͏̷̸̳̤̜̳̣̗͠ͅͅt̴̡̜͓͕͕͓̮͜h̷͇͉̫͖͚̪̥͇̲̤̠͎̥̥͓͞͝i̵͖̰̠͈̳͇̩̖͉̻̼̞̣̬̟̩̘͖͜͜n̢̪̜̗̲̜͢g̸̶̛̛̫̩͍̼̭̹͕̲̠̭̭̼͇̩͉̥̦Ņ͞҉̴̧͚̙͉̻͙͇̤̣o̴̢̢̪̥̩̥͈͍̫̪̕͞t̶̡̼̤̭͓̗̖̬̞͇̠͇̭̞̀͠ḩ̸̧̭̱͕̰̹̘͜i̶̡̻̤̤̼̠͕͓̬͉͉͇̮͎͟ͅn̨̢̫̙̤͎̹̕ģ̵̦̪̮̩̀͢N̛̤̝̦̫̹̱̟͓̝̣̝̣̦̺̹̼̙͟o̼͇̱̳͇͍͓̣̬̳͙͇̥̖͟͟t̨̧̡̧̳͎͖̤͖̳̣̟̟̖͍̭̮͉̘̱͇ͅͅẖ͈̯̙͉̘̘͖͙͚̮́̕͝i̶̥̱̭̥̫̝͍̼̣͓̺̖̟͞ͅǹ̷̛̯̹̯͈̞̞̤̥̮͇̤̪͞g̡̬̱̼͚̜͙͇͈̠̤̩̖̠͕Ń̴̷̷̥̮͙̮͓̲̙̰͙͉͔͉́ͅǫ̢̛͈̜̤͈͉̭̝̮͍͈ͅt̷͎̙͖͎̣̮̲̳̞̦̜̥͘͝͡ͅh̷̶̶̥̮͔͍̰̱̭̦̦͠i҉̵̱͎̠̘͝͞ǹ̡̙̮͚̩͔̺̰͖̩̩̟͓̥̙͇̤͉̹̤͢g̷̟̯̜̳͓̘̙̬̜̼̱̩͙̘̳͎ͅ"
Hellaton: ....
Gaster: looks up. "W-what?"
Hellaton: hits his speaker.
Hellaton: Tttthat wasn't me..... owffffuck
Gaster: I know.
Revenant: lets go of her hand
Revenant: stares at Chara
Barchar: it falls limply to the floor
Barchar: (just for clarification, is he looking at chara herself or the body)
Revenant: ((Could he see barchar?
Wandering Frisk: seems like you're on the way to the top
Revenant: ((Maybe?
Fellby: "Hah, kid, are you kidding? This is the top - in this timeline anyway."
Barchar: (iunno)
Barchar: (why nkt)
Revenant: has been dead, so he stares at Chara herself
Wandering Frisk: thats..good right?
Barchar: "...ohhhh he can see me."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Arguably."
Fellby: "Yeah, sure. I mean, it's not like anyone else is here."
Hellaton: brushes his fringe back with a hand. I have no idea if Gaster saw the faceplate yet.
MB!SwapMuffet: "This place is the only reason people come to this dimension. The front and the little establishment down here."
Gaster: kisses Hellaton on the finished side.
Barchar: waves. "Hi, Asriel."
Hellaton: !!!
Revenant: ((AAAAAA
Revenant: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB1u3-o84eI
Hellaton: A poof of steam blows his hair back for a second, before it falls to cover the smooch site
Jeska or Jukon: gets up barely and walks into Onna's room to check on here
Gaster: smiles. "Cutie."
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Revenant: ((Halle sheit this is good
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Wandering Frisk: so is there anything I can do to help?
Wandering Frisk: apart from cleaing?
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Fellby: "Well... maaaybe you can help me pick up the paint."
Revenant: ((THE MUSIC
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Hellaton: Yyyyyyou're cuter.
Wandering Frisk: sure!
Revenant: just stares
Jeska or Jukon: falls on to the bed next to Onna
Gaster: blushes. "Oooh, not you too!"
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Hellaton: I sssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee twice as much of you compared to momost others. I have more prproof.
Onna: wakes up, "H-huh?"
Fellby: "Well, alright then." He gets up. "Muffet, we're heading to the hardware store."
Gaster: laughs. "Wow, you really are a Mettaton, aren't you?"
Hellaton: is trying to be more outspoken in his thoughts
Hellaton: Wellll, I learned from the best of ththem.
Jeska or Jukon: ..heyy....kid
MB!SwapMuffet: "Joy of joys."
Wandering Frisk: alright!
Onna: Hi Jukon..
Hellaton: ((if/when hella fully makes confidence he will still not be entirely happy but he will do his best
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Hellaton: ((hi dd
Fellby: He heads to the hardware store! Amazing!
Gaster: ((hey dd
DamnDude: (( oi ))
Jeska or Jukon: now are you?
Onna: I'm good
Wandering Frisk: -goes with Fellby! Incredbile
Barchar: "...so, nothing, huh? That sure is a cool word."
Onna: How are you...
Barchar: "And it has meaning!"
Fellby: He picks up the paint! Wow!
Jeska or Jukon: I'm okay
Onna: Revenant just stares
MB!SwapMuffet: does as well. MAGNIFIQUE!
Wandering Frisk: -he helps choose the piant! Awesome!
DamnDude: (( I'm slightly confused, but I'm just gonna watch RP for a moment while I think about how tomorrow is gonna be hell ))
Hellaton: wraps both sets of arms around Gaster. "Thhhhank you sosososo much for being one of the bessssst people I have ever met.
Fellby: He considers buying some nice decorations too!
Wandering Frisk: -he recommends it! Smashing!
Gaster: blushes. "Aww, it's noting, really."
Hellaton: No, it's eveverything.
DamnDude: (( I have to go through 146 videos going to about 7 GB of memory and editing it to remove outakes and editing into one video for a history project. ))
Jeska or Jukon: just gonna lie here for now
Hellaton: ((wowie
Onna: ((I love these comments on this song
Jeska or Jukon: do.......do you need....food
DamnDude: (( So if I'm not here tomorrow, that's why ))
Gaster: nuzzles against Hellaton. "Mmmh...."
Onna: ((I'm going through the joy joy joy songs on youtube
Onna: (("there are little kids getting on here with their families to listen to this christian song"
Onna: (("and then there are you fucks"
Hellaton: whirrs. It sounds more.... unused than Metta's.
Hellaton: ((pfft
MB!SwapMuffet: buys some decks of playing cards! By the good lord, I can't handle this excitement!
Onna: No.. I'm ok
Fellby: Fellby makes an impulse decision to buy a candy bar! Holy fucking tits!
Hellaton: ((i laughed so hard i started coughing
Gaster: Ah... I love those little whirrs.
Hellaton: Yyyou and Mettaton make themmmmmm happen.
Onna: snuggles up next to fish mom
DamnDude: (( *DamnDude has no idea why their narrators are so fucking hyped today! OH GOD I'M DOING IT TO PLEASE SAVE ME! ))
DamnDude: (( the other* ))
Fellby: "Alright, I think we're good. Shall we head back?"
MB!SwapMuffet: get this, GOES BACK TO THE BAR
Wandering Frisk: -runs up to fellby with a soda and has ppuppy dog eyes. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Fellby: He buys WFrisk the soda. HELL FUCKING YEAH
Hellaton: you do mean the casinobar right
Jeska or Jukon: barely cuddles her....shes tired
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Wandering Frisk: is so excited becuase he has a soda. FUCK YEAH
Onna: snuggles the FUCK out of her GODDAMN DYING ASS MOM
: -......One.-
Onna: ((You shoulda known by the tone of my voice, maybe
Fellby: He heads back with his purchases! AWWW YEAH
Gaster: ((SLARV NO
Onna: ((But ya didn't listennnn
Gaster: ((nooooooooooooooooooooo
Onna: ((👏
Wandering Frisk: -follows along, happy as can be! SPECTULAR!
Fellby: Fellby puts on some old clothes because he's gonna paint some walls!
Wandering Frisk: -is gonig to help, but doesn't have other cloths, so he just removes his shirt
MB!SwapMuffet: her spiders bring in the rest of the tables! IT'S LIKE MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC UP IN THIS BITCH GET HYPED
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Fellby: He covers the tables in some old cloth because he doesn't want them getting dirty! How responsible!
Revenant: continues STARING at the motherfucking GHOST ASS BITCH
Jeska or Jukon: I just need some rest kid....I' ain't going nowhere
Revenant: onna continues snuggling
Jeska or Jukon: falls asleep next to Onna
Wandering Frisk: -like made a sexual innuendo at some point, HOW, ehhhh
Fellby: "Alright guys, let's get to work."
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Wandering Frisk: Yea
Fellby: Fellby dips a roller in some paint and gets to work. It's like splatoon up in this biiitch.
Wandering Frisk: -goes the same and goes to town on the wall
Revenant: ((me_irl http://i.imgur.com/RG8SRIB.gifv
Barchar: this ghost ass bitch is very uncomfortable, motherfucker,
Gaster: ((remove the "ess" from "success" and that's tru
Revenant: ((succ
Revenant: stands up, shambling to her ghost form
Fellby: He hums to himself as he paints.
Revenant: "Ń̵̢̧̖̟̙̙̗o͟͡͏̜̘̥̘̟̤̺̝̻̺̦͇̮̤̖m͏̪̣̹̯͎̱̘̮̘͟ò̸͖̼͍̼̫̼̗͔̩̣̺̳̠̳̭̤̗͠ͅr̨͏҉̦̲̝͔͕̳̟̜̥̣ͅè͍̹̗̜̳̞̩̳̰͓͙̩̝̪̣͢ͅͅŃ̵̶̢͚̱̯̫̳̣̭͙͢ͅͅó̫̠͈̗͇̩͖̖̻͉͎̹̝̳̯̕͟ͅm̨̢̪̳̫̠͎͕̰͟͝͞ǫ̷̕͏̤̘̙̞̣͚͖̦̤̜̲͚͙̮̕ͅṟ̻͓̠͈̤͉̘͉̬͟͠e̶̼̻̖̱̺̠̻̺̻̘͎͕̝̯͍N̵̶̷̛̳̞͕̰̳̣̹͖͓͎͚o҉̛̺̞̭̰͝͝m̶̛̤̠͔͓̤̹̰̺̥̣̙̟͉̳͢ǫ͏̵̥̖̟̘͓̠͇͔̩̱͙̲̫͈̫͠͞ͅr͏͏͏̪̠͓̺͕̞̩͜͜ȩ̢̤̮͙̼̥͜Ǹ̸̡̦̠͈̩̱̞̬̘̱͠͡o̡̹͍̗̖̜̻̥͕̯͚̩̣͙͜͞m̵̢̛͚̙͔͇͜͠o͏͎̞̼̳̝̩̘̬̙̫́ŗ̴̡̹̩̺̪̘̫̯̗̖̭͕͕͙̦̪̗͜͠e̵̶̟̳̦̣̮̟̯͔͓͡ͅŃ̶͚̫̱̯̩̹͜͠o͔̲̰͎̳͚̩̩̕̕ͅm̵͟͏̝̤͖̠͙̻͚̺͉͕̟͞o̧͕͖͚̳͙̪̳̰̰̖͔̝̙̞̫͟͢ͅŗ͓̲̜̻̹̰̠̟̰͔̪̼͈̺͚̕̕͢͠ͅé͙͇̖̮̠͈̘͉̪͠ͅͅŃ̶̢̫̘̪̮̱̗̥̥͉͖̫̀͘ͅo̧͝͏̘̭͚̠̪̫̦͚̱͇͢ͅm̵̡̞͇̻̙̜̻͎͎͢͠o͝҉̳̥̱̤̣̕r͏̢̖̤̟̟̯̣͈̹̝͙̘̙̤͟e҉̪̱͍̠Ņ̴̛̗͙̩͈͕̝͙̹̱̹̘̩̟̻͎͉ͅo͘͟͏̘̣͙̠͓̳̰̳̯̮̝̹̖̹͔͖̟̲̕m̀͝҉̬͔̝̠̙͕̹̗̺̳̦̳̦̠͞ͅơ̸҉̰̫̫̩̩̙͚̗̲r̵͘͠͏̴̣͙̝͎͖̞̺͙̙̩̫̩̝̱͍ͅȩ̨̦̝͕̞͍̳̝̲̻̤̱̙̻̺̖͙͞͠ͅǸ͈̯̦͇͟͝o͠͏͖̮͖̜͙̻̦̙͜m̸̷̤̣̝̩̲͍̮̩̱̘̳̞͎͔̯͘͘͞ͅo̷̢҉̺̬̝ͅr҉̻̳͎̗̱̦̲̳͖̼͇̤̩͕̟ͅe̷̵̛̤̙̤͚̝̘̟̗̱̼̮͖̪Ǹ̴̥͓͓̹̣̯̹̦̖̳͈͙̀ͅớ̯͙̼̝͕̬͕̰̳̳̖͉̺ͅm̙̥͈̫̱̟̩͍͕̟̪͈̠̙̱̞̘͟͟͠ó̡̗̬̣͍̦͔̠̥̠̲͎̱̤̀ŕ̵̨͙̜̥͇̟̙̬̬̤̤̠̼͕è͉̪̟̖̝̖̝̳̮̰̱͖̬̲͝͠N̟̝̭̱̮̩̫͓̻͜͞o̷̥̮̟̻͎̟̘͢m̴̶͈̜͎͙̼̯̤̼͎̲̙̲̱ͅͅơ̷̭͖͖͘͡r̷̳̠͕̙̲e͏̗̜͖̞̩̲̬̼̠̬̹͈ͅŃ̨̻̠̺͍̠̞͖̦̯̣̙͇̹̲͖̼͙͘͠o͏̬̟̪̰̟̼̯̜̞̗̺̮̯̝̞̕m͏̧̩̱̘̟͞ó̶̸̬̫̲̬͙͟r̵̞̜̞̬͕̙̻̳̼͙̺͖͍̦͚̖̦͘͠e̴͔̺̩̬̺̫̗̺̼̰͉̬͖ͅN̷̶̹͚̗̤̤͔͔̰͈̩̥o҉̴̴̧̲̝͙̜͍̹̲͖̫̦̟̦̝͓m͏̱͍̖̗͎o̪̰̭͙̻̗̥̮̦̞̞̗̯̟̣̤̻̬̯͢r̴̹̣̯͎͚̠̞̘̥̙͚̰͕͖̙̬̼̞̀͟͜͝e̶̴͚̻̗̬͠Ņ̮̰͓̩͍͍̩̻̲͇͕̥̳̀͢͝ó̫̲̫̱͔̹̮͎̳̼̳̕͝m̵̹̻͙͉͇̀̀́̀o̧̡͙̯̱̞̬͖͖͎̺̺̖͚͢͝r̛̤̫͙̥͍͕͔͔̰̺e̵̛̩̗̗͙͖͖͓͕̤̥̺͖͇̗N̛̝̫̜̘̫̩̟͉̮̜ơ͟͞҉̣̯̗͖̭̞͉̝̥̻̣̣̰m̵̧͉̬̙̝̥̮̺̹͈̟̺͍̣̟̞̖̪̲̀ǫ̵͡͞҉̰͇̤̰̦̮̪̮̗̰r͏̢̝̥̭̠̲̘͉͈͕͇̫̫e̛̛̟̥͙̭̮͍̳̭̮̬͈͇̯̩̫̺̕Ń̵͙̰̘͎̟̱͔͔͍̤̖̜̠̣̣͕̟̙̟͟ò̠̺̤͇̘̥̩̬͔̗͎̩̪̬̪̦͝͡m̵̢̩̻͈͍̝̝̥͖͘͞ͅǫ̸̩̝̠̙̦̳͚̘̗̩͓̻̣͍͕͔̗́ŗ̧̣̖̺͓̭̯̩̱̬̤͎͙̯͓̳̪̯͘é̸̢̪͖̰͈͚̪̭̫͓N̩͔̭͇̣͘͟͠͝o̡͍̣̖̳̤̠̰̘m̧̡̲̱͙̣̱̖̖̰̫͇̕͟͞o̴͡͏̗̗̖̙̙͉̞̬͖ͅr҉̦̹̺ͅe͏͘͞҉̡̤̙̝͍N̛͇̭͙͓̰̠̪̥̘͕̪̦̕͟͠o҉̧҉̠̱̩̥͇̫̮͢͟m̸̡̛̙͚̻̲̟͚͚̣̳̟̤͎͜ͅò̶̢̜͇̙̯̗͖͇̲̺̖̩̟̭̝͝͡r̸͎͈̯̖̤͖͡ę̛̬͚̠̮̘̱͈̬̝"
Gaster: shudders.
Wandering Frisk: starts singing a bit Wish You Were Here, hes not bad
Hellaton: unhugs Gaster and shuts his eyes. He smiles as a distorted baritone leaves his speaker; "There's a light in my life / And it's all thanks to you / You've brought me so far up / From a sadness I'm not fully through... / But you've been so great / When you never had to be / For so long, I've felt trapped / But you have set me free...” It's not a recognizable tune... He also ignores the glitched noise in the air.
Revenant: "Ṕ͡҉̧͚͎̹l̴̶̢͍̲͍̠͕̥͈͉̟͉̺̥͕̗͖̟̘̳̺͠l̴̨͈͚̪͈͙̹̣̜͜l̨̘̺̲̺̤͍̺̺̪͉̬̣͈̀͘l͘͢͝͏͔̘̳͉͍̻̳̫̮͝e͎̫̹̺̝̻̬̜̫̝̜̞̥͟͜ę̶̯̗̻̜̭̗̫͙͓͙̯͕̣̗̝̫̕͢͟e̜̜̘̯̰͖͓͉̕͢͝é̶̫̝͚̭̠̮͉̤͓̳̘̞̣̖̙͟͟͡ͅe̵̛҉̛̱̳̙̫̫̹͍̜͙͉̟̝͕̝̤͎͈̥a̸̦̳̣͚̯̩̱̘̰̮̣̗̖͕̤̣͕̹̮̕a̴̡̛͇̫͚͉͍̣̲͓͉͝a̷̯̮̙̼͙͘͝a̴̲͔̥̭̲̮͠ą̸̸͖͎̯̞̫̟̣͇s͇͎̦͚͎̻̯̞̞̙̖̥͚͈̹͕͡s̷̵̫̭̯̖̥͈ͅs̶̛̙̙̹͚̹͚͉̳͍͓̪̯̲͘͞ͅs̵̵̡͈͚͕͎̣̮͢͢s͏̯̜͙̫͉̹̙̞̥̱͖͓̺̬̲̙͢͢s̫̠̩͙͇͚̬͇͖͉͚̜͙͉͇͘̕ͅs̤̥͉͎̮̫̭̤͕̫͉͚͜͝ͅe̱̠̳̹̤͙͚͘ȩ̶͚̰̱ͅḛ̖̖̬̜͍̻̱̘̘͠͠e͜͏̬̲̞̝̱̘͓͙̙͍͎̣͕̝̩̰e҉̷̦̪͙͍̪̭̠̝̻̲̥̝ȩ̟̫͎̭̼͚̥̹͕͙͘͟͡e҉̷͇̠̻̹͇̫̩̞̼̦̠͝͠ͅe̯͖̭͈͝e͏̸͏̡̘̤̭̗̟̤͕̕é̴͚̪̫̖͎̘͇̘̣̲̗̟̭̻̬͓̦̼̀͢e̷͈͍͙͍̤̻͚̭̪͖͉͢͜e̛҉̡̖̣̳̫̖̜̼̥͍̳e͞͏̲̫̝̲̖̮͍̤͓̰̞̝͔̙̺͇̝͔͚"
Gaster: claps. "Ah, that was wonderful!"
Hellaton: snaps back to reality. "Ohhh! I... I sasang that out loud..."
Hellaton: You lililike it?
Gaster: It was beautiful.
Hellaton: I... thank yyyyyyyou. It's... not eeentirely finished, aactually....
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Hellaton: oddly does not glitch when he sings.
Gaster: Your singing voice is very nice, actually.
Wandering Frisk: so now that you are at the top, you gonna be busy most of the time right?
Barchar: (i can't read Zango text on mobile slarv wtf does that say)
Hellaton: It's a steam poff. "Thhhhank you, Gasterrrr."
Fellby: "Yeah, probably. I mean, it wasn't like me and Muffet were'nt running the show to begin with."
Hellaton: ((nomorenomorenomore repeated, then pleeeeeeaaaasseeeeeeeeeee
Barchar: (thx mv)
Hellaton: ((no
Hellaton: ((*np
Wandering Frisk: you still going to do the whole love thing yourself?
Barchar: "...uhh..." she floats around, trying to pick out what he was trying to say. "...nnnnno more what?"
Wandering Frisk: or too busy for that?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Have been for years, deary."
MB!SwapMuffet: "It's nice to have breaks in the stress"
Fellby: "Well, yeah. I did it before Gaster died, and I'll continue doing it."
Hellaton: Thththe song is dedicated to yoyoyou and Mettaton.
Gaster: blushes. "Thank you."
Wandering Frisk: yeah I suppose
Hellaton: Ttthe whole song is a thank you.
Gaster: O-oh...
Gaster: blushes.
Wandering Frisk: thats good though
Hellaton: You deserve more ththan just one thanks.
Wandering Frisk: I hope we open again soon
MB!SwapMuffet: "As do I."
MB!SwapMuffet: "We'll need to hold a recruitment drive once we do, at least after we get enough money to feed more employees"
Fellby: "After that, though, we should have a grand reopening."
Hellaton: smiles. He actually feels good about this, mostly.
Gaster: Look, Hellaton... you don't have to go out of your way for us. You've already been through so much.
Wandering Frisk: how are you going to get the money?
Wandering Frisk: did you sell that treasure found in scumaster?
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Fellby: "Well, there's all that jewlery Gaster had stashed away. I haven't sold it yet."
Revenant: remains silent, staring
Wandering Frisk: I go some money if you need it
Hellaton: No, nnno, I enjoy doing thissss... a-actually, years aggggggo, I wrote songs for myself to ggggget through the day. I ththought that a song for you two would helllp me get back into it, and it hahahas.
Fellby: "And if that's not enough, well, we are prostitutes."
Wandering Frisk: -pulls out like 4g, not enough to buy the soda
MB!SwapMuffet: "You're suggesting we take YOUR money? Please. We're monsters, not MONSTERS."
Revenant: is motionless
Barchar: "...well that's nice and creepy."
Gaster: kisses Hellaton on the cheek. "Mmmh... I'm glad we culd help then."
Barchar: floats around him. "Where have I seen you before?" she mutters to herself.
Wandering Frisk: I'll do what I can to make some money for the company
Hellaton: whirrrrrs. He also poofs a bit of steam.
Hellaton: You've helllped me so much, more than anyonnnecever has.
Wandering Frisk: and I can get started too
Fellby: "You can."
Wandering Frisk: what do you want me to do?
MB!SwapMuffet: "The sane thing the rest of us do, deary."
Fellby: "Fuck for money."
Revenant: "aa"
Wandering Frisk: oh, sure
MB!SwapMuffet: "Bring in customers, make them leave happily, get money in the process."
Wandering Frisk: what should I wear?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hope they come back."
MB!SwapMuffet: "O the floor, that's fine. In the field...well, nothing."
Fellby: "Anything you think appeals to them. I usually go for the half-buttoned shirt and nice slacks."
Wandering Frisk: all I have are these jeans and stripped shurt
Wandering Frisk: shirt*
Fellby: "Huh... we need to get you a wardrobe, then."
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Wandering Frisk: have anything lying around?
Hellaton: sighs robotically, though it sounds like a pitch-shifted Jigglypuff cry. "Hhhehhhh... My fififirst songs sounddddddd like things that I founnnd 'nightcorrred'... but theeee slow, gritty orriginals. Ttttthey were tratratrash."
Gaster: laughs. "Oh, you're kidding, right? Well, everyone's got to get their start somewhere."
Hellaton: No, I'm seseserious.
Fellby: "Hm... I might have some shirts and stuff..."
Wandering Frisk: I'm thinking a vest and underwear
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Barchar: hovers around revenant, trying to remember. And she did t k k
Barchar: and she didn't know. God, did she hate not knowing.
Revenant: cranes his head around to keep staring
Hellaton: Mmmy first sosong sounded almoooost exactly like Bring Me tttto Lililife. It's just llllyrical diffffffference.
Gaster: kisses Hellaton on the nose. "Ah, so edgy stuff."
Hellaton: snickers, again glitchy, but less so. "Yyyeah."
Hellaton: I'm fffrom an Underfellll line, what did you expepepect?
Gaster: You've got a point there.
Fellby: "Huh... I suppose you could pull it off."
Revenant: ((LISA Pain mode is fun
Revenant: ((Especially when you're going for no deaths
Revenant: ((And you can't save-scum to get buckets
Wandering Frisk: I'll do what you think is best though. You're the boss
Revenant: ((And you wanna 100% it
Hellaton: Nobody's happyyyyyyyy. Everythiiiing is black and rered and ggggold. Everyone's an assssssss. I neverrr really fit in thein there.
Gaster: shrugs. "I guess you were the black sheep, so to speak."
Hellaton: Yep.
: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Yazan [Dr. Fintevious].
: Yazan [Dr. Fintevious] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].
Fellby: "Alrighty then. Welcome aboard."
Wandering Frisk: -claps- Yayyyy
Hellaton: We allll gave up hope on fifinding a way out. I found a way a cccouple dozen years afafter I got this body. I ennnded up being.. wewewell, taken into a ddddifferent way of life than I wwwanted, got brokken mentallly for seveven years, and now tttthis.
Wandering Frisk: wait what about that whole incantation thing?
Wandering Frisk: intimation?
Wandering Frisk: initiation?
Fellby: He smirks. "What about it?"
Wandering Frisk: don't I have to do that? thats what Fanta said
Gaster: Aaah, well...
Fellby: "If you want."
Gaster: I'm glad you're here now.
Wandering Frisk: I'd like to
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Hellaton: Ffourty-three yeyears in this body and only oooone week, tops, of happinesss. I'm ggglad too, because this weweweek has been wonderful.
Wandering Frisk: but I didn't want to push it
Fellby: "How's right now sound?"
Wandering Frisk: sounds great
MB!SwapMuffet: "I'll keep working. You two kids have your fun."
Fellby: "Alright. I'm in a good mood. Why don't you and I head to my room and get started?"
Wandering Frisk: -claps his hands- Yaayyy
Barchar: "Evidently you can't feel pain..." she mutters
Hellaton: ((do you ever have that feel when you love an artist's style and/or au but they ship your notp?
Gaster: ((yes
Fellby: He heads to his room, and waits.
Wandering Frisk: -cleans up quickly, doesn't bother putting his shirt back on, and heads to Fellby's room-
Hellaton: ((im talking about two specific artists, like, the art is beautiful, and in the au case it's so fun, but both ship papyton and i just gotta deal with it in favor of the better art and the better comics and the interesting au and ggghhhh
Hellaton: leans his head on Gaster's shoulder, careful not to poke him with his own sharp ones. He just. Whirrs.
Gaster: blushes. "Hi there."
Hellaton: Hiiiii.
Gaster: nuzzles against the bot, running his fingers through his hair.
Hellaton: smiles, whirring more. His hair feels more like a wig than Metta's.
Gaster: Huh... different fibers... they're soft. And nice.
Hellaton: Ttthank yyyou.... Wwhat do you mean didifferent?
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Gaster: They're different from Mettaton's. He has more metallic hair than yours.
Hellaton: Ohhhhhh.
Hellaton: That exppplains the lack of hairspray for kkeeping it in place.
Hellaton: Aaand the lack of bbbbbrushes.
Gaster: Heh, yeah... we had a bit of trouble figuring out how to brush Corsiva's hair. She's pretty good at doing it on her own."
Hellaton: Mmh.... A-and Glamor seeeems to be alright on his ownnnn, when I see him. Hhhe mostly stays with Mettatonnnnnnn.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is with his dad right now, actually. And probably Corsiva too, because Smash. Glamor's winning.-[/font]
Corsiva: -She gets really into it though.-
MettatonSEX: -hates how easily Ike can fuck over Peach-
Hellaton: ((glamor mains ike bc i main ike, metta mains peach bc i used to main her in melee, and hella mains samus and zelda bc samus was my first main and zelda is one of my secondaries
Gaster: ((Gaster mains kirby, i think, since i used to main kirby
Hellaton: ((both of the robots secondary as rob
Hellaton: ((and play pretty well as megaman
Hellaton: ((metta will only play in pink or purple colors, hella plays in red
Hellaton: ((glamor plays as pink cape ike and purple everyone else that he plays as, which are rosalina, pacman, falco, and mrobin(original cloak)
Gaster: ((corsiva plays as sheik
Hellaton: ((ye
Hellaton: ((i feel that metta would play a mean bayonetta and go into matches as bayometta
Gaster: ((yes
Hellaton: ((hella just plays as characters he thinks look cool and is surprisingly good against anyone who isnt a child of gaster and metta
Hellaton: ((glamor is the smash champion of the house