Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps just sitting at the bar.
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans back, and hums a bit, feeling kinda bored.
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Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Yep.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Must be good for a sibling, then."
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Kinda.[/font]
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Also, he's been training someone. I can't quite remember their name...[/font]
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]I think it's B10...?[/font]
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Eh.[/font]
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Laika: actually gets up and lies on the couch.
Ant: (( how tf do i draw on a tablet. ))
Ant: snaps back to reality
Fellby: slowly sips his rum.
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps his daughter close.
Laika: is kinda loafing.
Ant: keeps attempting to contact their friends but still gets no response
Laika: takes out a whip. She looks at it, admiring its bright color.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]He taught me how to use this.[/font]
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]But currently, that isn't really important.[/font]
Laika: sits at the bar, sighs, and orders a drink.
Asriel_Dreemurr: pulls his daughter a bit closer.
Fellby: orders another bottle of 151.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Interesting."
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Been a long day for me... I traverse timelines looking for lust.[/font]
Fellby: Yeah, that's normally what I do too.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds like a lust for lust."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "and a paradox."
Fellby: Today I had to clean out a dead guy's sin dungeon.
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]I had to go through a timeline where everyone was a virgin, except for one person who was a MASSIVE pervert. What didn't help was that they looked like everyone else...[/font]
Laika: sighs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds kinky."
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Thank god that's over.[/font]
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]An-[/font]
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Did you say kinky?[/font]
Fellby: You didn't find out that someone was taking videos of you. Without your permission.
Laika: rushes over to him.
Fellby: And that the same person stole your - ugh, nevermind.
Asriel_Dreemurr: pulls his daughter close.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I did..."
Ant: (( I'mma go make another attempt at drawing something ))
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Laika: [font=Century Gothic][i]That means you have some form of lust![/i][/font]
Laika: holds her paw up, and a pink glowing mass, sort of like a miniature star, forms in it.
GN Austin: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: gently pushes her away.
Fellby: glares at her. "No it doesn't, and frankly, I'm not in the mood to hear people tell others what they're feeling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I made a joke."
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Oh. Alright then.[/font]
Laika: flops over on another couch.
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]You got me excited...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I agree, Grilbs."
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Fellby: Being in that room reminded me of when I first started.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Started what?"
UF!Mettaton: ((yo
Fellby: In the business of... well, selling myself.
Laika: (( [url=]inb4 this[/url] ))
Fellby: ((Fellby would slap someone if they did that to him
Fellby: ((Without his consent anyway
Laika: ((and they'd probably burn their tongue anyway))
Fellby: ((yup
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're Fantas boss, aren't you?"
Fellby: I am indeed.
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nice to meet you. I mean, I've seen you before, but never really properly introduced myself."
Laika: proceeds to hang upside down on the couch's side.
Fellby: Well, I'm Grillby. Sometimes I go by Alexander Ember.
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("Your face tastes like 3rd degree burns"))
Fellby: seems embarrassed by that. "It's... an old stage name."
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm Asriel."
Laika: looks over, and waves.
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Laika.[/font]
Fellby: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume you knew that, though."
UF!Mettaton: enters. Mettaton is right behind, wearing the adorable dress. Because why would I introduce clothing without having Metta wear it? Besides, it was a gift.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Mettaton."
UF!Mettaton: Hello.
Gaster: Gaster's right behind them. He adjusts his glasses a little.
MettatonSEX: Hi, Asriel.
Laika: sees Metta and jumps up.
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]OHMYGOSH![/font]
Laika: ((inb4 she gushes about Fuck Oprah))
MettatonSEX: Oh? Are you a fan, darling?
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]YES![/font]
UF!Mettaton: Oh, cool...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy other Mettaton."
Laika: squees like a fangirl.
UF!Mettaton: just. Waves.
Gaster: "It's always nice to meet a fan of my husband's!"
MettatonSEX: Yes, it is!
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]I watch all of your shows![/font]
MettatonSEX: [s]Mstly.[/s]
Gaster: He frowns. "Even..."
MettatonSEX: Oh, you're a dedicated fan, aren't you?
MettatonSEX: -gently nudges Gaster-
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]But what sucks is my favorite one was canceled...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks over to UF metta, seeing they aren't getting any attention.
Gaster: He gets the hint.
MettatonSEX: Oh, which one... was that?
MettatonSEX: -had 5 cancelled shows-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck o- "NO"))
UF!Mettaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How are you?"
UF!Mettaton: Um. G-good? Why aare you asking me this
Gaster: [sub]please don't sayfuck opera please dont' say fuck oprah[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just curious. Y'know, making some friendly conversation."
UF!Mettaton: ...O-oh. I'm not vevery good with that, to be honest...
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]It was Fuck Op- Well, I should explain! I live off of lust! That show literally KEPT ME ALIVE! [sub][sup]and it was sexy.[/sup][/sub][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think we met before, haven't really talked since though."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's fine."
UF!Mettaton: looks away, curling his already poofy hair with a finger.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Gaster: He cringes. "Ah... right..." It's one of [i]those[/i] fans.
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]I like the others too though![/font]
MettatonSEX: Well. That's... nice...
MettatonSEX: Look, I'm kind of ashamed of that one, so please don't talk about bit.
Laika: [font=Century Gothic]Okay.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Thank you.
UF!Mettaton: *it
Laika: ((What kind of shows does UF!Metta have))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What have you been up to?"
UF!Mettaton: ((none
Fellby: ((he doesn't
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Haven't really seen you for a week."
Laika: ((Ah.
UF!Mettaton: .....Um... I've. Been stayaying with Gaster and Mettaton, a-and... I, uh, how can I word this simplyyyyyyy.... I killed my abuser.
Laika: ((I revealed earlier that Laika has siblings, and the only one currently known is Aka. He represents bloodlust.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That sounds like a good thing."
UF!Mettaton: ((interesting
UF!Mettaton: Yeah..... it was greareat...
Fellby: ((i just realized i could make a long joke with Fellby about his clients, only with song lyrics
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Gaster and Mettaton are really good people. I don't usually talk to them, but when I do they're usually nice."
UF!Mettaton: nods.
UF!Mettaton: They were the first two to showw me kindness.
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Laika: [font=Century Gothic]O-oh! I need to go![/font]
UF!Mettaton: steams up a bit.
Laika: runs out!
Fellby: Ah, so long.
MettatonSEX: Ah, alright.
MettatonSEX: Bye.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You new to friendship, I guess?"
UF!Mettaton: ((hi darling!
Alphys: (hello darling!!)
: Laika [Laika] is now Nicholas [Nicholas].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If I had to assume, your abuser did not treat you with kindness."
UF!Mettaton: nods, tugging at his hair.
Nicholas: strides in.
Nicholas: ((brb
Fellby: looks at AD. "He saw people as tools to get his freak on with."
UF!Mettaton: His clawed hands ball up into fists.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Geez..."
Fellby: And when I say freak, I mean it.
UF!Mettaton: Mostly to mememe and Grillby.
UF!Mettaton: And Muffet.
Nicholas: ((mostly to meme))
UF!Mettaton: Others too, but momostly us three.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah..."
Fellby: ((mostly to me!me!me!
UF!Mettaton: ((me!me!me!
UF!Mettaton: ((that was the intention, chime wins
UF!Mettaton: woukd tear up if he could.
Fellby: Although I hadn't fucked the guy in years. Not for his lack in trying, of course.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I take you don't like talking about him?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: directed that to UFMTT
UF!Mettaton: I. I only vevevevevent to the ones I trust fully.
Nicholas: ((also, [url=]This is what Nichloas looks like[/url].))
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Nicholas: looks to the others and silently draws masks of them.
MettatonSEX: ...Well hello.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]![/font]
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]O-oh![/font]
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Hi![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't assume you trust me fully."
Nicholas: is 5'4". Metta TOWERS over him.
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
Fellby: looks over at Nicholas. "Careful there, buddy. If you wear that, you'll attract the rich man, in his big long limosine."
Fellby: Or the poor man, all he's got to give is green.
Fellby: Or a banker, or a lawyer, or a cop.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]What rich man are you talking about...? The only rich man I know is one who also wears a mask...[/font]
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Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Like me.[/font]
Fellby: And it's just never gonna stop.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Which isn't a bad thing, by the way, we haven't really talked before."
UF!Mettaton: No...
Fellby: Life gets too heavy, and they come and they go.
Lilith: Z z Z. . .
Fellby: But one thing's for certain.
MettatonSEX: ...Grillby, are those dong lyrics?
UF!Mettaton: *SONG
Fellby: ... What song?
Fellby: Anyway... they all want the fire down below.
MettatonSEX: I don't know, they just sound like a song.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume you don't have shows like this Mettaton?"
UF!Mettaton: ...No.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]I wish I knew how to speak like that... It sounds nice.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, wait that sounded rude..."
UF!Mettaton: I was never [i]allllllllowed[/i] to.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry..."
Fellby: ((did i just imply that bob seger's song "the fire down below" doesn't exist in any of their timelines
UF!Mettaton: ...No, no... shit, no, this wasn't your fault.
Nicholas: 's masks seem incredibly accurate. Like [i]weirdly[/i] accurate.
Fellby: Well, you've got to be a smooth talker in my business.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I just said something that could have been misinterpreted as an insult."
Nicholas: accidentally drops his pencil, and it goes under the table.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Ah, hold on a moment.[/font]
MettatonSEX: -looks... uh, down at Nicholas's masks-...Wow.
UF!Mettaton: I get itit.
Nicholas: puts on a mask, and he turns into a monochrome cat. He uses his paws to get the pencil.
MettatonSEX: What the fuck
Fellby: What in the hell?
UF!Mettaton: It was bad wording...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I started talking because it seemed like you were kinda being left out there."
Gaster: He adjusts his glasses to make sure his eyesight is working correctly.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It was."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ey))
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UF!Mettaton: ............I mean, it's not liiiike I'm not used to it. I also don't start conversations...
UF!Mettaton: ((yo
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Gaster: ((i switched back to gaster since i'm more used to typing out grillby's command
Nicholas: hops back up.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]O-oh![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah... just felt bad no one was talking to you, when there was his fan."
Ant: (( I drew a picture of Aos in a weird angular anime style ))
Ant: (( Something went wrong with that right wing tho ))
UF!Mettaton: You don't have to feeeeel bad...
Ant: (( ...that wasn't meant to be political ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but it's not like I don't like talking to you."
Ant: walks in
MettatonSEX: What the fuck.
MettatonSEX: Hi Ant.
Gaster: Hello, Ant.
Ant: "Yo"
Nicholas: takes it off, and quickly puts his normal mask back on. For a split second, you could see black emptiness where his real face should be.
UF!Mettaton: O-oh... that's.... niice?
Ant: "Has anyone else from my timeline been here recently?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's meant to be nice."
MettatonSEX: -shrugs-
Gaster: Who's from your timeline?
Gaster: ((i think gaster was at home playing video games with Corsiva when that happened
Ant: (( brb ))
UF!Mettaton: Oh............................................
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]D-don't think I'm weird![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: glances back at Onna, then back to UFMTT.
MettatonSEX: I mean, that was weird, but cool.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]I use these masks to stay alive![/font]
MettatonSEX: Huh?
Asriel_Dreemurr: actually didn't.
Asriel_Dreemurr: had brought Onna home.
UF!Mettaton: just looks increasingly nervous each second.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You alright?"
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]W-was someone named Laika here earlier? She's a big fan of yours, and she probably became her hyperactive self for a few seconds...[/font]
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]She probably explained Manifests to someone here...[/font]
UF!Mettaton: I'm just not used to this...
MettatonSEX: Uh, where you use a thing to live, I guess? I think.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Makes sense. You're pretty good at keeping a conversation going, for not having been exposed to it much."
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Yes.[/font]
UF!Mettaton: O-oh! Thaaaaank you!
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
UF!Mettaton: is still very unused to this.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]She thrives off of lust, and I thrive off of envy. Which I why I make all these masks... To be like you. You're all so amazing in your own ways...[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh, wow. Thank you, and wow, that's interesting.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just telling the truth."
Gaster: ((what if mettaton's face was copyrighted
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((MTT-Brand face))
UF!Mettaton: looks away again, tugging his curls.
Nicholas: ((Nicholas probably faces copyright lawsuits daily))
Nicholas: ((brb
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Gaster: ((i used the obnoxious nickname generator and it gave me this:
Asriel_Dreemurr: "May I ask why you have four arms? Or is that personal?"
: Ant's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((it's alphys
UF!Mettaton: My body was jjjust built this way.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
UF!Mettaton: ((alphys pls confirm
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Alphys: (it's alphys)
UF!Mettaton: ((confirmed
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Ant: (( gotta walk my doge. I'll be back ))
UF!Mettaton: I had no sasasay in it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You didn't?"
UF!Mettaton: ...No.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That seems messed up."
UF!Mettaton: It iiis.
Gaster: gets a text.
UF!Mettaton: Underfell timelines usually arrre.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I always liked red better then pink."
UF!Mettaton: !
Gaster: -It's from Corsiva.-
: Ant's connection timed out.
Gaster: -It simply asks if Hellaton's going to come play video games again.-
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MettatonSEX: -looks over at Gaster's phone. He... can't read the text-
MettatonSEX: What does it say?
Asriel_Dreemurr: had left Onna at home with Jukon.
Onna: ((Howdee
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
UF!Mettaton: ((yo
Gaster: She wants to play video games again.
Gaster: With the other Mettaton.
MettatonSEX: Oh!
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UF!Mettaton: turns. "What?"
Gaster: smiles. "Somebody had fun last night."
UF!Mettaton: W-with me?
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles at what's happening there.
Gaster: Yup.
Asriel_Dreemurr: likes when people are happy.
Onna: is probably being bathed by jukon
Onna: jukon will notice she's been branded
UF!Mettaton: Steam puffs out from both cheeks, a new thing because Alphys had to move a few wires. One movement opened the valve.
Gaster: She asked when, though, not now. I wouldn't rush to go play with her if you don't want.
Asriel_Dreemurr: just watches the group.
UF!Mettaton: I mean, unless sosomething comes up right now, I'd love to as soon as possible!
Fellby: Fellby plays with the ring hanging from a chain around his neck. He wonders how Muffet's holding up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shoes brand is a Van. Like the shoe.))
GN Austin: -Walks back into the bar, wearing a suspiciously large backpack, Humming "Feel Good Inc."-
Gaster: nods. "Are you okay with going there by yourself?"
UF!Mettaton: Yes, I know the coooode.
MettatonSEX: -kisses Hellaton on the nose- Good luck if she brings out Smash. She is a ruthless Sheik.
UF!Mettaton: steams up more.
UF!Mettaton: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
UF!Mettaton: Thank you.
Gaster: just... watches. He remembers Corsiva's apprehension last night.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bye, Mettaton."
UF!Mettaton: goes to the Gaston time, waving goodbye to everyone.
Onna: ((Swear to fuckin god ad if you become bloo with your white van shit
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm joking))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Plus I didn't say white))
Onna: ((S2g
Onna: ((You little fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It would be skin colored, red, or black))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Depending on what the brand is shaped like and how long you hold it there))
Onna: is literally pure white skinned so
MettatonSEX: ((there are thousands of skin colors
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah))
Onna: like not caucasian
Onna: pure white
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I meant black Litterally))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like burnt))
MettatonSEX: ((ik
Onna: ((There is a reason in the game am not a racest
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MettatonSEX: I hope both of them have fun.
Onna: the brand itself is charred black
Gaster: I hope they are too.
Corsiva: She's ready for round two of Kirby Air Ride.
UF!Mettaton: -is ready as well. Hasn't gotten much better, but.-
Gaster: But... you know darling, she said something interesting last night.
MettatonSEX: Hm?
Gaster: She asked if he was going to be her dad.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
MettatonSEX: I mean. Is she alright with that?
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Gaster: I don't know.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Gaster: She seems nervous about it.
GN Austin: -Is rummaging through his bag- . . . oooh~ . . . nice . . .
MettatonSEX: ...We shoukd talk to her. Not now, but we shouldn't wait too long.
Gaster: nods. "That's a good idea."
UF!Mettaton: -probably gets like 3rd place out of the 4-
Corsiva: She snickers. "Try taking the shadow star before they can get it. They'll head towards the wagon star instead."
UF!Mettaton: O-okay...
UF!Mettaton: -tries that. ive never played air ride is that a bad-
Gaster: -not really, it's kind of obscure-
GN Austin: -takes a green crystal out from the bag- Ah yes! Here it is... -He holds it close and starts teleporting around the room- *ZIP* *ZAP* *ZOOP* -He stops- It works...
Gaster: -it's almost embarrassing how much i know about it-
UF!Mettaton: -oh-
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chara.: (( "bloo with your white van shit" ))
Corsiva: She starts up the game again. "Also, don't grab the grey items."
: Onna [Onna] is now Shoe [Shoe].
UF!Mettaton: -i meant is what he did bad is corsi being a poophead again-
Gaster: -corsi is not being a poop head-
UF!Mettaton: I know thththat.
chara.: (( don't steal my white van shit ))
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UF!Mettaton: -good-
Shoe: whos in the bar
Gaster: -good luck getting the shadow star though. the computers really fucking like the shadow star
MettatonSEX: is
Gaster: ((gaster, fellby, metta, austin
Gaster: ((that's off the top of my head
UF!Mettaton: -really tries his best-
Shoe: wanders out from the backroom
GN Austin: -Austin And Lilith are-
Shoe: Dont remember goin to sleep back there
MettatonSEX: ((is shoe in fanta form or
Shoe: is shoe
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Gaster: looks up. Fellby looks up also.
MettatonSEX: ((ah
MettatonSEX: .....
Shoe: Howdy fuckbot
Corsiva: She picks up a pink glowing thing.
Nicholas: reenters after leaving. He has his cat mask on again.
Shoe: hops on the couch
GN Austin: -Resumes teleporting around- WO-*ZIP*-OOOOOO-*ZIP*-OOO!
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Yazan, AFK [Jeska or Jukon].
MettatonSEX: bares his fangs. "Shut your whore mouth."
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]. . .[/font]
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Oh my.[/font]
Fellby: Mettaton, please.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]This isn't going well at all.[/font]
GN Austin: -Stop teleporting- Wow, that cat just got ROASTED!
Shoe: Fiesty as always
Nicholas: ((How is Shoe alive again...?))
UF!Mettaton: -gets as many speed boosts as he can, and attempted immediately for the shadow star-
Shoe: ((Hes possessing fanta sort of
Nicholas: ((Hmm. Alright.))
Gaster: -he got it-
UF!Mettaton: -yay-
Gaster: -gg-
Nicholas: ((also, I played LISA: THE FIRST))
Shoe: yawns
Shoe: Where's the kiddos?
Nicholas: ((those SPIDERS))
Gaster: Home.
Shoe: ((Are the reason i skipped the first
MettatonSEX: (muffet: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shoe: Aww
Gaster: ((fellby: aww yeah
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Shoe: They're missing their best friend
: (( I passed out and Laharl still isn't here. ))
Nicholas: ((I actually got through them. After several (hundred) attempts.))
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Gaster: ((That's... wow.
Gaster: ((gg
Shoe: ((Was it worth it?
Nicholas: ((Yes.))
MettatonSEX: ((gg
Gaster: frowns. "You're no friend of theirs."
: Erron's connection timed out.
Shoe: I am simply an aquired taste, dear gaster
MettatonSEX: Nobody can acquire it.
Gaster: Well it seems I'm a picky eater.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Hmm...[/font]
UF!Mettaton: -got in second!!!!!-
Shoe: Probably can't aquire it because you're so busy sluriping up every mettadick that comes your way
Corsiva: She claps. "Good job!"
UF!Mettaton: I dddddid it!
Gaster: Well it tastes better than you.
UF!Mettaton: -smiles.-
Shoe: Adultery's a pretty good taste yeah
Nicholas: 's cat seems quite a bit like Shoe... However, he's monochrome and a bit smaller.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]*cat [i]form[/i][/font]
Nicholas: watches from a distance.
Gaster: ((just fyi the game mode they're playing is kind of like Smash Run for the 3ds, only you're running around the city instead
MettatonSEX: Dude, Mettaton is in no mood for sex, so shut your mouth.
MettatonSEX: ((ye, ive seen it be played before
Shoe: I know, i played with him already
Shoe: He was funny
Gaster: You asshole.
Shoe: smiles
MettatonSEX: Of all the things you need to shut up about, this is the one you need to be eviscerated for. If you had organs.
Corsiva: She grins. "Wanna go again?"
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UF!Mettaton: Yeahhhhh!
Nicholas: writes down the traits of the others on a notepad. In big red text below Shoe's entry is 'ASSHOLE'.
Shoe: I remember having organs
GN Austin: -Takes a Mega Buster out of his bag and proceeds to put in on his hand- Awwww YEAH! -He starts jumping and shooting-
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]-More specifically, 'asshole (as described by others)'-[/font]
MettatonSEX: dodges a hit, unfazed.
Corsiva: She sets the time to seven minutes, then starts again. There's an event, the arena fills with fog.
Shoe: ...
UF!Mettaton: Oh nooooooo...............
Fellby: He glares at Austin. "What the hell are you doing?"
Shoe: The fuck are you doing, kid?
GN Austin: -Stops- Just testing out some souvenirs I collected from work.
Nicholas: seems to be on edge.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]...[/font]
Corsiva: She bobs her head to the music a little.
Shoe: yawns
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Gaster: ((hi flame
Shoe: ((Hoi
UF!Mettaton: -just... does his best.-
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Bondertale: (sorry about earlier)
: (( oi ))
Bondertale: (i thought it was Tuesday, and I have to go to karate on wednesday)
Shoe: is chillin
Gaster: ((aaaah
Shoe: btale come have shoe time
Nicholas: ((heya
Bondertale: don't wanna have shoe time
Bondertale: (hey bio)
Shoe: fuk
Fellby: He plays with the ring on his chain again.
Shoe: Imma head to the joyful timeline
Shoe: Have some fun
Gaster: Have fun - wait, joyful?
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Shoe: Yup
GN Austin: ... -Goes back to being JUMP AND SHOOT MAN-
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Gaster: screams internally.
MettatonSEX: Bye.
MettatonSEX: Don't come back.
Nicholas: looks to the others, once Shoe is gone. "Of all of the people here I have met, I must admit, he is the only one I'm not jealous of in some fashion."
Nicholas: ((gtg
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Gaster: ((bye
MettatonSEX: ((bye
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Bondertale: "That timeline was destroyed."
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MettatonSEX: I know.
Gaster: Well, there's probably more than one.
MettatonSEX: That's why he shoukd stay there.
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Shoe: Oh no, not the painful one
Barchar: "And even if it wasn't, what is he doing there? I swear, if he's getting more of that joy..." she makes the motion of wringing a neck.
Shoe: I mean the [i] joyful [/i] one
Bondertale: "Oh, my apologies, that clears everything up."
Shoe: Like the painful one, but much more [i] joyful [/i]
Bondertale: "Yes. Sure."
Shoe: Waaaay more fun
Corsiva: She glances at Hellaton's side. She notes that somehow, he picked up a piece of the dragoon.
Bondertale: "Is that neck snapping still on the table, barchar?"
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Barchar: "Neck snapping is always on the table, hun."
UF!Mettaton: ...I have no idea what ththiiis rainbow is
Corsiva: "It's... important."
MettatonSEX: uf
UF!Mettaton: Oh
MettatonSEX: ((ugh
Corsiva: makes a mental note to take it.
UF!Mettaton: -tries searching for more important things.
Corsiva: She has the other two pieces.
Gaster: -look the fuck out Hellaton.-
UF!Mettaton: ...Wait, what the heck is on your side?
Corsiva: She gets the plasma copy ability and heads after Hellaton. "Nothing..."
UF!Mettaton: No, thooooose look weird.
Corsiva: "Seriously, it's nothing."
Fellby: Fellby considers visiting Muffet, if her RPer is up to it.
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UF!Mettaton: -just tries to get the most boosts and stuff
Shoe: ((Fucking thanks wifi
Shoe: ((For being shit all goddamn day
Shoe: ((10/10
Corsiva: -Swiggity swoon, she's coming for that Dragoon.-
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Corsiva: She launches a plasma ball at Hellaton.
MB!SwapMuffet: why not, deary.
Shoe: trots through the anydoor
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UF!Mettaton: -is hit, and screams. He did not see that coming.-
Fellby: That decides it, then. He heads out the door, leaving a tip for the normal Grillby.
Corsiva: She jumps a little. She wasn't expecting him to scream.
Corsiva: I... I'm sorry...
UF!Mettaton: T-that wawawawas you?
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Corsiva: "Yeah..." she sheepishly runs off and goes to break the star pole instead.
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UF!Mettaton: -just. Regains the shit he lost. He screams internally.
GN Austin: -Is having so much fun, just don't get in front of his bullets- -Starts Humming the [url=]Dr. Wily Castle Theme[/url]-
Fellby: Fellby heads to the hospital, and asks to see Muffet.
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Corsiva: -He didn't drop the piece.-
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MB!SwapMuffet: he's lead into a room. She's lying on a bed, something to pump the alcohol put of her system hooked up to her. "Oh. Good morning, deary."
UF!Mettaton: -just tries his best-
Fellby: He walks to her side and takes her hand. "Hey, sweetheart. How are you feeling?"
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Corsiva: She got third. Oh well.
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UF!Mettaton: -got second-
UF!Mettaton: .....Oh..............
Corsiva: -that's what she gets for being a turdling-
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UF!Mettaton: Sorry........
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh...not dead."
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Fellby: Fellby kisses his forehead. "I started work on Gaster's room today. I got most of the stuff out of there."
MettatonSEX: ((his
MB!SwapMuffet: is dude now?
MettatonSEX: ((hes fuckin flexible to kiss himself
Gaster: ((SHIT
Gaster: ((i hecked up
MB!SwapMuffet: Trans muffet conformed
: (( That'd probably fuck up someone's face pretty bad ))
Gaster: ((conformed
MB!SwapMuffet: "Wonderful. How long until we can reopen?"
MettatonSEX: ((im all for trans muffet ngl
Bondertale: (I'm actually debating the idea tbh)
UF!Mettaton: Sorry,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Fellby: "Probably not long now... we've got to get all of the furnature out." He pauses. "Did you know that piece of shit stole my mom's wedding ring?"
Corsiva: "It's fine, really! I... I was bad."
MB!SwapMuffet: "What? Why?"
UF!Mettaton: Nonononono, no.... you're not babababad.
Fellby: He shrugs. "I don't know. It was in a bag with a ton of other jewlery., so it wasn't his first theft. He must have swiped it off of me."
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Corsiva: "Yes I was, I attacked you!"
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UF!Mettaton: .....I... it's part of the game, I didn't expect it though... I'm sorry for screaming.
Corsiva: nods. "O-okay..."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Bah. Predator, sadist, and human trafficker. Now a petty thief too."
UF!Mettaton: -curls up in a ball, sighing.-
MB!SwapMuffet: "He's reached a new low."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Which is impressive. He must have had to goop up his bottom half for that."
Fellby: "Yeah, six feet under is his new low." He plays with the ring a little. "I thought some client took it... so in a way, it's comforting to have it back."
Corsiva: "Do you wanna stop?"
MB!SwapMuffet: "Indeed. It's at least nice to know where it is."
UF!Mettaton: ...I don't know.
Bondertale: (if this is going where I think it is chime)
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Corsiva: "Okay, we can do something else then."
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UF!Mettaton: I'm sorry, I'm jjjust terrible. -There he goes, tugging his hair-
Corsiva: "No you're not! You're really nice."
GN Austin: -Stops and pushes a button- Let's see what else this thing has... -Throws a Metal Blade! *BZZZZT*- Oh this is gonna be fun! -starts throwing sawblades everywhere- *BZZZBZZBZBZBZZZBZZBZZZT* -He's clearly oblivious to how he's being a disturbance-
Fellby: He nods, sighing. "I... I found other interesting stuff... he had old recordings, which I burned."
Shoe: ((I just got fe awakening
Shoe: ((Is good
Erron: ((nice
UF!Mettaton: .....I... ...........I'm jjjjjjjjust a memememememememememememememememeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, my."
: (( can confirm: is good ))
MettatonSEX: ((ye
Shoe: ((Im just a memes
Corsiva: She hugs Hellaton close. "Yeah, but you're nice."
MB!SwapMuffet: "I assume you didn't watch them."
Shoe: ((I like it more than fates
UF!Mettaton: !!!!!
: (( May I ask why? ))
Shoe: ((Its more focused
: (( Interesting ))
Shoe: ((Feels more complete
Shoe: ((Fates is so spread out
Shoe: ((And has a lot of filler in every branch
: (( Slar steals a FE story after he steal's Xenoblade's story ))
Shoe: ((I could
Fellby: "Oh, god, no. He had stuff I didn't know existed, and didnt' want to know existed."
UF!Mettaton: I thhhhhought you didn't lililike me, a-nd alsoooooooooooo I'm just... I don't know hohohohohohoooooow to function wwwwwhen people are kkkkkkkkind, and............
Shoe: ((But youre already doing that ;)
: (( :D ))
Corsiva: Of course I like you, I just...
UF!Mettaton: -would cry if he could. This is instead compensated for by intense glitching-
Shoe: ((Idk what to do after this
MB!SwapMuffet: "Gaster in a sentence."
Shoe: ((Probably either gonna immediately start on a new plot or be so fucking burned out
Shoe: ((Especially if you guys turn out to hate le giant robot arc
Gaster: ((If you feel you need a break, take one
UF!Mettaton: You.......... dodododon't hate me?
Shoe: ((Dont need one now
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton].
Corsiva: shakes her head. "No."
Shoe: ((Just might run out of ideas after this
Fellby: He snorts. "Oh, tell me about it."
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Shoe: ((How is it going, anyway?
Shoe: ((My arc, i mean
UF!Mettaton: I thhhhhhhought... you........ you jjjjjujujujust seemed like... well... you didn'n'n't want me around.
Shoe: ((Ayyd
UF!Mettaton: ((i rly like what ive seen
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Corsiva: "No, I'm just not sure if I want you with my dads."
: (( I like it, even though because of my shitty bonus chapter/poor timing, I've had to just watch it from chat. ))
Onna: ((Zenobureidu has a good plot
Onna: ((Not x tho
UF!Mettaton: ..........Oh............. yououou're right, though....... I'd just weweweigh you down...
Onna: ((X has a sheit plot
Onna: is at home after her bath
MB!SwapMuffet: "I wonder where his bone shards went. Maybe I could fashion them into a chamber pot."
Corsiva: "But you're a good person, and I like having you around."
UF!Mettaton: burned them
: (( I've put myself into a terrible situation, a chapter I don't like and I can't end it because I have to rely on one person ))
UF!Mettaton: ........
Erron: ((Slarv, I love "The List" Arc so far! BTale, Lilith, and Asuka kicked the Torisk duo's ass))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still in the bar.
Gaster: /ufg "He's dust. Unfortunately."
Bondertale: did at least some of it anyway
Onna: ((Its part of the bigger giant robot arc, but thx
Gaster: ((what the heeeeck
Onna: ((Wow ok
MB!SwapMuffet: "Ah, shame."
Onna: (({Wow ok
Gaster: ((why didn't my thing work
Onna: ((Azzy getting in on the memes
UF!Mettaton: just makes staticky noises.
UF!Mettaton: ((it does that rarely
: (( Thankfully, I still haven't gotten to the only part that I feel like I will enjoy, so there's that. ))
Fellby: "Yeah, I would have loved to sprinkle him into the crapper, but I think Mettaton burned it."
UF!Mettaton: looks like he'd be crying if he had tears.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeeeee))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((memes fOR LYFE))
GN Austin: -Is still throwing Metal Blades, until, he runs out of ammo- Awww...
Onna: has drowned out most of the ants
: (( Even then, the only thing I think I'll enjoy from the bonus chapter is the one thing I didn't plan out until something happened here. ))
UF!Mettaton: ((monster food doesnt cause excretion
Corsiva: She hugs Hellaton close. "Mmmh..."
Onna: except a few
Onna: and those ones have burrowed into her skin
Gaster: ((the sexy bakery gets human customers too
Onna: they are
Onna: quite literally
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns to his timeline, to get to Onna.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((CRAWLING IN HER SKIN))
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Onna: H-hi asriel
: -God Damn it-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy. You al cleaned up?"
Gaster: ((crawwwl
Onna: is sitting on the bed, warm after her bath
Onna: Y-yeah
: (( Crawl is an excellent local multiplayer game ))
Gaster: ((i found a nightcore version of crawling in my crawl yesterday
Onna: Jukon found something on my back
UF!Mettaton: Through the static, one question is clear: "Why... why don't you wwwant me with your dads?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was it?"
Bondertale: (craaaawling in my crawl)
Corsiva: "... Well, they've been away a lot..."
Onna: I-I don't know, she just looked angry, didn't tell me what it was
Bondertale: (these crawls they will not crawl)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...may I take a look?"
Corsiva: "And if they go out with you a lot, they won't see us as much."
Onna: nods, turning her back to him
UF!Mettaton: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: lifts her shirt up, to see the brand.
UF!Mettaton: Oh.......
UF!Mettaton: The static stops.
Onna: its like 2 feet in diameter with the cat's face in the middle
Onna: burnt to a crisp
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Geez..."
UF!Mettaton: I knew I'd wwwwwweigh you dooooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnn.......
Onna: I can't feel anything back there..
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts her shirt back down, and starts to get her a meal.
Corsiva: No, no!
Onna: ad noticed some bumps moving around also
UF!Mettaton: Yes
Fellby: "... Say, can I get you anything?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's all burned..."
Onna: O-oh..
Asriel_Dreemurr: ""And there's ants in your skin..."
Onna: A-ants?
Onna: trembles
Onna: N-no... No ants...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They aren't all dead... I'm sorry..."
UF!Mettaton: ((i'm ants in my eyes johnson
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. Other than a faster recovery, I don't know how much more I need. But thanks for the offer, cheri."
Asriel_Dreemurr: brings her some food.
Bondertale: (ants in my eyes Johnson best cau character )
: (( I'm ants in my skin Onna ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NOT THE ANTS))
Onna: eats, shaking, very spooked by this
Onna: is clearly upset about this
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know how to kill the rest, Onna."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Without like... I dunno, killing them by squishing them but I don't think you want that."
Onna: Can't feel them... Can't feel them...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is that good?"
Onna: Where... Where are they...
UF!Mettaton: .....Your hhhhhhhhhappiness is more important than mine.
Onna: No ants... N-no ants...
Onna: No...
Onna: breathes heavily
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Corsiva: Papa told me that everyone's happyness is important.
Bondertale: (gg ad you gave her parasite delusions)
Bondertale: (there's a term but it escapes me)
UF!Mettaton: Well, not mine. Iiiiii never deserved anything.
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GN Austin: -Starts shooting bubbles out of his cannon- . . . this is disappointing . . .
UF!Mettaton: ((tactile hallucinations is similar but not the same
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UF!Mettaton: I would aaaaaaask you to defenestrate me but I highly doubt you can lift half a tonnnnnn.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They were on your back..."
Fellby: He nods, stroking Muffet's cheek. "Wait until you see what I've done to that room. I'm gonna rip all the crappy wallpaper off, and pick out a nice paint for the walls."
Corsiva: She shakes her head. "I dunn wanna."
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MB!SwapMuffet: smiles. "I wonder if it might somehow involve purple. It's a crazy hunch, but..."
UF!Mettaton: ...Ddddid you imply that you could throw me out a wiwindow
Asriel_Dreemurr: brings her to the bar after she's done eating.
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UF!Mettaton: ((i heard that corsiva had an 8 pack. that corsiva is shredded
Fellby: He chuckles. "Nah, I was thinking maybe red. If that room's gonna be a casino, we gotta keep people up."
Corsiva: She grins cheekily. "Maaaybe."
GN Austin: ((HC: Austin sneaks into the sexy bakery, not for sexy times, but for the PREMIUM BRAND cola...))
UF!Mettaton: ...Then do it.
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MB!SwapMuffet: "Mmn, true."
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UF!Mettaton: Defenestrate me like I actualllllly deserve.
Onna: is still trembling
GN Austin: ((Kidding...[sub]OR AM I[/sub]))
Corsiva: "No, my dads are gonna be angry."
UF!Mettaton: ....
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I-I shouldn't have mentioned it..."
UF!Mettaton: I deserve it anywayyyyyy.
Onna: Please... No ants...
Corsiva: "No you doooon't."
Bondertale: (he has a looney tunes-esque escapade of running from the security)
UF!Mettaton: Yes I do
Onna: looks to be having vietnam flashbacks, gg dad
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... What do you want me to do?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't... I..."
Gaster: ((fellby accidently gives him a rum and coke instead of an actual coke
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UF!Mettaton: I'm horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible.
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her.
Onna: is silently sobbing
UF!Mettaton: ((fellby gives him cocaine
Onna: hugs back
Gaster: ((... that too
Corsiva: "How many times to I have to say you don't?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know what to do..."
Onna: sobs into his shoulder, shaking more
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm terrible at this..."
UF!Mettaton: I'm frfrfrfrom an Underfell tititimeline. Everyoooone there is horrrrrible, so, by defaaaaaukt, I am.
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Erron: ((Austin: I want some Coke. Fellby: K. -Hands him Cocain- Austin: This... is not what I meant.))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Speaking of casinos, I can think of one thing I'd like. Do we still have that poker set? We don't need to play for real money, just something to pass the time."
Corsiva: "But you've been nice to me."
Bondertale: (Austin: "But I am okay with this." )
Onna: is too busy being terrified to comfort you you worthless fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry..."
UF!Mettaton: .....I don't know what I am aaaaaanymore.
Erron: ((Then he proceeds to run halfway across the underground in 5 seconds))
: (( Fellby as a search engine: "Did you mean: Cock" ))
Fellby: "We do, actually. I kept it in my room."
Onna: is just muttering "no ants" over and over again
Gaster: ((... accurate
Erron: ((Austin: YE-- I mean no.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns her around so her back is facing him. He lifts her shirt up to see her back again.
Corsiva: "You're you."
UF!Mettaton: would be sobbing if he could. So, instead, intense glitchy noises.
Onna: the ants are all crawling inside the brand
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: (( Coke, Cocaine, and Cock, the true trio ))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Perhaps go get it for me? I can get a table set up."
GN Austin: -there are now a bunch of bubbles floating in the bar- . . .
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Onna: ad could probably cut them out
Onna: or just squish them
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((is that a good idea though))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Which one tho))
Onna: your choice you shitty dad
Fellby: He nods, gets up, and goes to fetch the poker set.
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UF!Mettaton: begins shaking. "But whhhhhhho am I?!"
GN Austin: ((Austin wants the coke, Fellby wants the cock, Austin also wants the cocain, and cock, so does Fellby. They become best friends.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: isn't gone fucking cut into her, so he decides to squish them. He does so by firmly, but carefully pressing his thumb onto the ants.
Gaster: ((best friends with benefits
Corsiva: ... "Do you go by Mettaton?"
Bondertale: (coca cola, cocaine, and cocks. The three cs of the sexy bakery)
Erron: ((Giggity))
Bondertale: (or would that be four cs)
UF!Mettaton: Yyyyyyyes, but does that matter?
Erron: ((Cola for short))
Gaster: ((well there's another c: clits
UF!Mettaton: Yyyyour dad alsooooooo goes by Mememettaton.
Corsiva: "... We need something else to call you then."
Erron: ((and Cooks... who makes the pastries, right?))
Gaster: ((ye
Erron: ((Cola, Cocain, Cocks, Clit, Cooks))
UF!Mettaton: ((cunt
Gaster: ((and soon there's gonna be a casino
Bondertale: (ao)
Erron: ((So that's the 7 C's of Sexy Bakery))
: (( memettaton ))
UF!Mettaton: .......A disaaaaaaaaaaaaaaster
Bondertale: (the many cs of the sexy bakery(
UF!Mettaton: ((the seven seas
Corsiva: "No, not that..."
Gaster: ((OH MY GOD
UF!Mettaton: A mess.
Fellby: He eventually gets back to Muffet with the poker set.
Corsiva: "Not that, either! You need a good name."
UF!Mettaton: Useless. Woworthless. Terrrrrible. Shitty. Unable to funcccccccction. A freak.
Asriel_Dreemurr: would be cheering the shit out of UF right now.
Corsiva: She puts her hands on her hips. "You need to stop calling yourself that!"
MB!SwapMuffet: manages to sit up, having a table in front of her.
Bondertale: (holy fuck ad seriously)
UF!Mettaton: I'm only sasasaying the truth!
Bondertale: (cheering somebody while they're wallowing in self loathing)
Bondertale: (you make me sixk)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cheering up))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You fuck))
Corsiva: "Hm..."
Bondertale: (yes I know)
Bondertale: (but you worded it weirdly and it amused me)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What is sixk))
UF!Mettaton: Sad dial-up noises
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is it a new term))
UF!Mettaton: ((6k
Corsiva: "How about Steve?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((STEVE))
UF!Mettaton: .............No.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bob))
Onna: is still trembling, he finishes killing the ants
Fellby: He places it infront of Muffet, starting to deal the cards.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bobbaton))
Corsiva: "Well we can't use anything you picked!"
UF!Mettaton: At least Iiiiiiiiii'm suggesting the trtruth.
GN Austin: -Reaches into his bag and pulls out a cardboard box- Oh yes! -Hides in the box- I'm gonna see how long it will take for people to find me. -He's now a box in the corner of the bar- ((I gotta go eat buffalo wings, be back soon!))
Corsiva: "You can't go up to someone and say "Hi, I'm Worthless!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They're gone."
UF!Mettaton: But it's truuuuuuuuuuuuetrue.
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Onna: breathes heavily, hugging him
Onna: T-thank you...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, like, I can't check you chest, but I'm sure there are no more."
MB!SwapMuffet: "So, what exactly are we playing here?"
UF!Mettaton: ((HI I'M DAISY
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No problem."
Fellby: "I figure we should start out with go-fish. It's relatively simple."
: (( "OK nevermind, people do indeed do that" ))
Gaster: ((i almost typed spider solitare
Barchar: walks over and sits in front of GNA.
Bondertale: (fucking ten)
: (( please don't fuck 10 ))
MB!SwapMuffet: shrugs. "I don't have brain damage, cheri, but that will do."
: (( 10 doesn't want to be fucked ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((One has to fuck zero))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And that makes ten))
Erron: ((NVM I still have time))
UF!Mettaton: ((hey dd youre #10
Asriel_Dreemurr: (;no wait))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That makes an n))
: (( ...Exactly ))
Corsiva: "Okay, hm... we should go with something more exotic.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I learned this from you don't know jack))
UF!Mettaton: ............
UF!Mettaton: Mierda. It means shshshit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want to check if there are any on your chest?"
: (( Also, I'm beginning to think Laharl isn't coming today. ))
GN Austin: -thinks to himself- Nobody will ever know...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cause you can go do that."
Fellby: "Oh, would you rather play something else? Spider solitare perhaps?"
Onna: O-ok
UF!Mettaton: ((5 years of spanish and that is what i retained
Asriel_Dreemurr: has brought her crutches.
Corsiva: "No.... how does Watashi sound?" Watashi is the only japanese word Corsiva knows.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Ahuhuhu." she says, rolling her eyes and sounding wooden.
GN Austin: [sub]SHIT, i'm hungry.[/sub] -Suddenly HOLY FACK THE BOX IS MOVING, IT'S HEADING FOR THE COUNTER-
UF!Mettaton: ......Ththththththat's just I.
Corsiva: "I didn't know that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can check in the room over there."
UF!Mettaton: .............
Barchar: grabs the box and pulls Austin out from under it
Asriel_Dreemurr: points to the room.
Onna: gets on her crutches, going to the room, coming back out in a few minutes
GN Austin: AAH!
UF!Mettaton: Dial-up noises
Barchar: wait what no wtf brain she pulls the box up
Onna: N-no... no ants there
Barchar: "I can cook. ¥
: (( I'm beginning to wonder what I'll retain from three years of spanish ))
Gaster: ((sacapuntas
Asriel_Dreemurr: "good, good."
Gaster: ((that's spanich for stapler
GN Austin: I was just gonna order some fries from Grillby, you don't have to.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume they're gone."
UF!Mettaton: ((thats pencil sharpener
Gaster: ((... did i just fuse spanish and spinach
Onna: I-I think so
: (( Yes ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "God it must have been weird to give you a bath... I'm kinda glad Jukon volunteered to do that."
Corsiva: She sits down, thinking.
Barchar: "Oh. Okay."
UF!Mettaton: ((also, piscina
UF!Mettaton: ((thats pool
GN Austin: Wait, how did you know I was there!? I was super sneaky!
UF!Mettaton: ((dont piscina pool
Fellby: "I'm only kidding, dear." he says, then starts to play.
Barchar: "...I thought we'd met, but clearly not. Hello, my name is barchar."
Corsiva: "Hey, what about the name Marvin? It starts with an M."
GN Austin: I'm Austin... A kid who's job is to go and visit other dimensions.
UF!Mettaton: ..........................That was a cliiiiient who held a gun to my head. No.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'd rather be alone for stuff like that or no?"
Corsiva: frowns. "O-oh..."
Barchar: "I'm an omnipresent ghost with the body of a 25 year old that's only been able to remember 13 years. My job is to help asriels, but I've been expanding my business 's bit lately, I guess."
GN Austin: Cool...
UF!Mettaton: lies down, still making glitchy noises.
Onna: I-I don't mind..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Erm... Okay..."
Onna: But if you don't.. I can do it myself
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't want to invade of your privacy."
Onna: Ok..
Corsiva: She floats over to him and lays on his chest.
UF!Mettaton: .....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I'm okay with checking things if you're hurt, or sick or something."
Barchar: "There's a hint in that sentence to how I noticed you."
UF!Mettaton: It's cooler than the room temperature, and full of large cracks and scattered with dents and scratches.
Barchar: "It was how long I remembered. I wasn't born yesterday. I have object permanence and working eyes."
Corsiva: "You're hurt a lot..."
UF!Mettaton: ....Yeah.... Iiiiiii've been through hell. I deserved it............. I'm just shshshit.
GN Austin: Oh... Well I think I can be even sneakier. Just watch! -Goes up to his bag and pulls out a Cigarette Case- Oh... I know what this is. -Pushes a button and he suddenly looks like Barchar-
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her close.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll try my best to be a father..."
Corsiva: "You're not..."
UF!Mettaton: I am.
Corsiva: "No, you're not."
Barchar: " Stop. That's creepy."
UF!Mettaton: makes a glitched hiccuping noise. "I am."
GN Austin: But it works, and THAT'S Pretty Cool, Huh?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((IS A SPHEE))
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Corsiva: "Noooooooo."
Erron: ((SHPEE))
Onna: hugs
Onna: T-thanks..
UF!Mettaton: Yes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I love you..."
Onna: ((Blanket incident comic is coming along nicely
Barchar: "Wait a freaking second, is that from-"
UF!Mettaton: Dddddddon't lie.
Onna: I-I love you too...
Corsiva: She squirms a little. "Nooooooooo, you're really cool."
: (( Wait, that's going to be a thing now? :D ))
Barchar: grins, forming a gas mask on her face. "SPR!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god BARCHAR IS A PIEROW))
UF!Mettaton: I knnnnnnow my temperatureisn't isn't warm.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((PROBABLY A PHLOG PYRO TOO()
Bondertale: (you know it bby)
Corsiva: She frowns. "I don't mean it in that way."
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her close.
Bondertale: (probably female psycho with childish viewpoint?? )
Bondertale: (cmon)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Degreas- wait it was nerfed))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck))
Onna: hugs too
UF!Mettaton: It caaaaant't be anything else.
Onna: ((I have a few panels done
Bondertale: (though I mean her viewpoint has gotten far less childish)
Corsiva: "It is."
GN Austin: -Pushes a button and looks like Gaster- Guys, Look! I'm Gaster! Who wants to hear me say swear wo-- OH FUCK!
Gaster: is right there u fuc
MettatonSEX: -ignores this-
Barchar: the mask disappears. "Dude."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Have you had Ice cream?"
UF!Mettaton: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Corsiva: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."
: Erron's connection timed out.
UF!Mettaton: Louder glitching.
Onna: Jukon gave me frozen yogurt
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Would you like some ice cream? It's very similar."
Onna: Ok
UF!Mettaton: The glitching is interrupted by distorted hics, sounding like glitchy crying.
Corsiva: "... are you okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: orders a sundae, of vanilla icecream, with a banana, in halves, some nuts sprinkled on top of chocolate and caramel syrup. Also, rainbow sprinkles and a cherry on top.
UF!Mettaton: No.... -It's extremely distorted.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: gives it to Onna with a spoon.
Corsiva: She gives Hellaton a hug. "It's gonna be okay..."
Onna: looks at it in awe, starting to eat
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Onna: This is really good!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sundaes are awesome."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet you'd like my mothers b'scotch pie, too."
UF!Mettaton: No it isn't. Everything has been hell and the one thththing that makes me smile is going to make another's life hell.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tommorow, I'll get you some."
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Corsiva: "Don't my dads make you smile?"
UF!Mettaton: Yes! Aaaaaaaaand being with them is hurting you!
Corsiva: "... Maybe if they spent more time here, we could both be happy."
UF!Mettaton: .............
Onna: is too busy eating to talk
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Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles as Onna eats.
UF!Mettaton: I....
chara.: (( is anyone even in the bar ))
UF!Mettaton: I dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddon't.... i don't know..........
Barchar: is
Asriel_Dreemurr: is.
Asriel_Dreemurr: with Onna.
Gaster: ((gaster's there
UF!Mettaton: ((metta is
Fellby: He's in the hospital playing cards.
Bondertale: gna too
MB!SwapMuffet: is also in the hospital playing cards
Onna: ((I'm thinking of every misspelling of frisk out there
Gaster: ((what if they started playing cards against humanity
UF!Mettaton: ((lol
Gaster: ((they rope the nurses into playing too
Bondertale: probably just fucking went home after that bullshit
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Frick))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Frask))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FRISM))
UF!Mettaton: ((frisl
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FEISK))
chara.: (( fisk ))
UF!Mettaton: ((ftisl
UF!Mettaton: ((gtodl
chara.: (( i would make a dloqwy joke ))
Corsiva: She just sits there, hugging Hellaton.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ghoti))
Gaster: ((deiak
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck))
chara.: (( ftiak ))
Bondertale: (disk)
UF!Mettaton: ((deuaj
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fisk))
Gaster: ((that's the same way i got my dloqwy misspelling
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wit ahit))
Bondertale: (what was my horrible mangling of 'barchar' again )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: (( pucj ))
Gaster: ((i had my hand in the wrong spot and i was touch-typing
UF!Mettaton: ...I ddddddddon't even have a name.
Asriel_Dreemurr: (Bear chair))
chara.: (( I touchtype ))
UF!Mettaton: ((brachat
UF!Mettaton: I do, but...
Corsiva: "It's the same as my dad."
Bondertale: (she'd want to get into a bra chat if you know what I'm saying)
UF!Mettaton: Yeah.
Corsiva: "Do you want another?"
UF!Mettaton: Yes.
chara.: (( mettaton.: a beige colored mettaton ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
UF!Mettaton: ((mettaton.: cisheteronormativity
: MCMXCVIII [chara.] is now MCMXCVIII [mettaton.].
mettaton.: (( oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh my ))
Gaster: ((mettaton. is in box form
Onna: continues eating, her rper is making great art
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks about.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Give me anpreview Slarvath))
mettaton.: (( I read that as "looks aboot" ))
UF!Mettaton: ((ex mettaton. probably looks like the oncele
Asriel_Dreemurr: [s]looks a butt[/s]
Corsiva: "... How about Steven?"
Corsiva: -corsi no-
Bondertale: (Steven universe)
Onna: ((I will soon
UF!Mettaton: ...I need a name that sounds name that sounds right.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Giddamnit thATS THE SAMS FUCKING N-))
Corsiva: "Okay."
mettaton.: A Mettaton walks special introduction or anything. Just beige.
Gaster: ((sam's fucking n? good for him
Asriel_Dreemurr: nuzzles his kid while she eats.
MettatonSEX: ........Are you okay?
mettaton.: "....."
Gaster: stares at this new mettaton.
Bondertale: (n is kinda hot ngl)
UF!Mettaton: ((tru
mettaton.: (( tru dat
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."
Corsiva: "What kind of a name do you want?"
UF!Mettaton: Sssssomething that... represents me.
mettaton.: He just stands there. With extra beige.
UF!Mettaton: But not, lllike, fucktoy or abused or mistreeeeeated.
Corsiva: "I think you should choose your name."
MettatonSEX: .....Uh.
Bondertale: (n can rubix my cube)
UF!Mettaton: ...I don't know what.
UF!Mettaton: ((its a menger sponge
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This Mettaton okay?"
MettatonSEX: -shrugs-
mettaton.: "i am perfectly fine."
Onna: ((I didnt wanna draw toriel's face so i just put paul blart's instead
Corsiva: "Take your time, then."
Onna: ((That's not gonna be a problem is it
Gaster: ((AMAZING
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nice to meet you, Metta."
UF!Mettaton: .......The only thhhhing in my mind is that everythiiiiing is hell.
mettaton.: "..................................."
UF!Mettaton: ((omg
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fnata))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's fucking))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Brilliant))
Bondertale: (Toriel blart)
Bondertale: (mom cop)
Corsiva: "Hm..."
UF!Mettaton: Hell...............................
mettaton.: (( gtg
UF!Mettaton: ((bye
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: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Corsiva: "... That doesn't seem like a good name..."
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UF!Mettaton: .........I know...
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Gaster: ((corsiva: you know what is a good name? satan
UF!Mettaton: ((omg
Onna: ((I'll upload what's done so far
UF!Mettaton: ....I mmmmean, I'm still... a Mettaton....... Oh my god.
Corsiva: She looks up at him. "Hmm?"
UF!Mettaton: Hellaton. I've beeeeeen through hell, and I'm a Mettatonnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Corsiva: "If you like it, then go ahead and use it."
UF!Mettaton: sits up. "...I... I'm Hellaton now."
Corsiva: "It's nice to meet you, Hellaton."
UF!Mettaton: smiles a bit.
Onna: ((why did i make this
Gaster: ((gaster is just... watching and that's amazing
: (( SLAR... My God, that face is amazing ))
Onna: ((Which one
: (( Toriel Blart ))
: (( But they all are amazing, but that caught me off guard because I was expecting something else ))
Onna: ((I thought it was appropriate
Gaster: ((toriel beep mall sheep
Gaster: ((baaaaaa
UF!Mettaton: stops glitching.
UF!Mettaton: ((toriel dreemurr mall memer
Corsiva: "Are you feeling better?"
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Erron: ((back
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UF!Mettaton: Yesss.
Corsiva: She smiles a little. "That's good."
UF!Mettaton: hugs Corsiva. "Thank you for being here..
Corsiva: "'S fine. I'm usually here anyway... scary stuff happens in the bar."
UF!Mettaton: I'm sorrrrry I kept bringing myself dododown. I don't know whyyyy I do it, not fully......
UF!Mettaton: ....Mmh.
MettatonSEX: ...Darling, shoukd we go see how Mettaton and Corsi are holding up?
Onna: finishes her ice cream, going back to leaning on gote dad
Gaster: We should.
Onna: ((Oh boy
Onna: ((Oh
Onna: ((Boy
GN Austin: -still disguised as Barchar- I can have some fun with this! -Switches to MettatonSEX- GUYS LOOK, I'M A FABULOUS ROBOT! Heehee!
Onna: ((The WW2 museum has a thing online where you can make your own propaganda poster
Onna: ((Lets make some dank nazi memes
MettatonSEX: -opens the anydoor, letting Gaster go first. Also he glares at Austin.-
: (( oh no ))
UF!Mettaton: ((no
GN Austin: . . .
Gaster: ((one of them has rule two on it
UF!Mettaton: ((oh
Gaster: goes through the door as well.
UF!Mettaton: ((well still no
MettatonSEX: -enters the home.- Hello!
UF!Mettaton: Oh, hhhhello.
Corsiva: She looks up. "Dad!"
Onna: ((I dont see that one
Gaster: ((it's right in the middle
Gaster: ((in the guy's eyepatch thing
GN Austin: -undisguises- AAAAAAAHAHAHA! The look on his face!
Gaster: ((
Onna: ((Oh I see it
Onna: ((I don't think that's rule 2, but whatever
UF!Mettaton: ((better safe than sorry
Gaster: Hello, sweetheart! I see you two are getting along.
UF!Mettaton: ....Y-yeah... um................
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UF!Mettaton: .......I... I want to be callllllllllllled Hellaton now. It's easier to dddifferentiate......
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: MCMXCVIII [mettaton.] is now MCMXCVIII [Adrano].
Adrano: (( this is not a car name trust me ))
Gaster: Ah, alright.
: MCMXCVIII [Adrano] is now MCMXCVIII [Adreno].
MettatonSEX: Well, then, Hellaton, it seems you've had a good time.
Gaster: ((i'm laughting so hard at these videos:
Gaster: ((frisk just... goes
: Alphys's connection timed out.
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
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Corsiva: She nods. "Yup!"
Hellaton: begins whirring.
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MettatonSEX: -grins-
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GN Austin: -disguises as AD- Guys! Look! I'm fluffy! AAAHAHAHA!
Gaster: That's wonderful, but... Corsiva, how do you feel about him being with us.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "ooh"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He hops onto GNA's shoulder.
Hellaton: .......
Corsiva: "I... I'm still not sure."
GN Austin: Wait... hheh-Here's a good one! -Disguises as Hellcat- LOOK, I'M A CAT! MIAOU! AAAAHAHAAAA!
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "I'll fucking kill you if you disguise as me"
GN Austin: -Undisguises-
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He does some intimidating flame tricks. "I'm s e r i o u s."
Gaster: I see.
GN Austin: . . .
MettatonSEX: What makes you unsure, my starlet?
Corsiva: "... Well... you guys are away an awful lot."
MettatonSEX: -his smile falls- ...Shit.
MettatonSEX: You're right.
Gaster: ...
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Corsiva: "A-and... scary things keep happening in the bar."
MettatonSEX: .....Right...
Corsiva: "So I don't wannna go there..."
MettatonSEX: ...I understand.
Gaster: Do you want us to spend more time here?
: MCMXCVIII [Adreno] is now Myth [Myth].
Gaster: ((what is this blog following me
Gaster: ((i think it's supposed to be an enoch rp blog but it's full of shitposts
Hellaton: ((lol
Gaster: ((enoch confirmed for shitposter
Onna: ((Oh my
Onna: ((I'm on that side of reddit again
Onna: ((
Myth: (( [url=]So I took a picture of myself today[/url] ))
Onna: ((
Hellaton: ((nice
Onna: ((
MettatonSEX: We'll spend more time here. I'm sorry we weren't here much.
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Gaster: nods. "We'll do whatever you'd like, okay?
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Gaster: ((guys check out the purity test:
Myth: (( [url=]Another picture of me with Chris Hadfield[/url] ))
Hellaton: ((nice, myth
Hellaton: ((purity tests usually have r2
Onna: ((Oh my
Gaster: ((oh shit let me check it
Gaster: ((we're good
Alphys: (i don't think i saw any rule 2?)
: (( How could R2 even fit on a purity test? ))
Onna: ((I love number 69
Erron: ((I got 96!))
Onna: (("What's this?"
Myth: (( 95 ))
Onna: ("Oh fuck you"
Erron: ((I am 96% pure!))
Myth: (( "Had a pregnancy scare?" ))
Gaster: ((i'm putting fellby through
Onna: ((95% pure
Onna: ((OH
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Myth: (( 95% pure tho ))
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: (( 93% ))
Myth: (( I'm gonna put undyne. through ))
Erron: ((I'm putting GN Austin through...))
Myth: (( -checks absolutely no boxes- ))
Onna: ((Putting fanta through
: (( All the questions are created equal, huh ))
Onna: ((Im just gonna say 52 counts for joy
Gaster: ((Fellby's purity is 29%
Gaster: ((Let's do gaster
Onna: (("Had sexual intercourse with a partner of 3 or more years age difference?"
Onna: ((Well
Gaster: ((purify
Myth: (( PURIFY ))
Onna: ((Fanta gets a 35
Gaster: ((shit i should to my hc's for the batter after gaster
Onna: ((Apparently I'm 95% pure cinnamon bun
Erron: ((60 Is not a good score for a 14 year old! Why the fuck!?
Hellaton: ((i got 82, metta has 28
Onna: ((Fanta needs to step up her fuckin game
Alphys: (i got 94)
Gaster: ((mettaton's less pure than an actual prostitute
Gaster: ((it's by one point but still
Onna: ((And another actual prostitute by 6 points
Gaster: ((fellby had the disadvantage of being made of fire and thus could not do stuff in hot tubs
: Onna [Onna] is now Shoe [Shoe].
Shoe: trots back into the bar, carrying a sack
Shoe: Found the good shit
Shoe: tosses it on the couch
: (( Considering most of those were sexual based questions, I'm really confused right now with GNA ))
Hellaton: ((hella got 45
Gaster: ((gaster got a 49
Erron: ((SO AM I!
Gaster: ((let's do my headcanon batter
Erron: ((What the fuck has he been doing!?
Gaster: ((hc batter is 92
Hellaton: ((chime you shoukd put yourself through see if you beat 82
: (( You selected 40 answers for GNA ))
Erron: ((WHY AND HOW!?
Erron: ((I KNOW!
Erron: ((I'M CONFUSED!
Gaster: ((I'm 86.
Hellaton: ((im the least pure
Shoe: is now back in the bar, Onna sees this and runs the fuck away
Shoe: ((I'm known as the boden king and I somehow managed 9fucking5
Shoe: laughs
GN Austin: -Looks back in his bag of items and pulls out a Smash Ball- Ok... that's for later. -Put's it back and takes out a Hat.- Hat. ((Hat))
Gaster: ((... hey, does sending something in the boden room count as a sexually explicit im?
Shoe: curls up and goes to sleep
Hellaton: ((i got 82 im the new king
Hellaton: ((yes
Shoe: ((94 then
Gaster: ((whoops, then i'm 85
Hellaton: ((im still more boden
: Shoe [Shoe] is now Onna [Onna].
Onna: can't run, she crawls away, shoe is just chuckling
Hellaton: ((ill brb
: Hellaton's connection timed out.
Onna: crawls outside, hiding in the woods
Onna: actually can't get outside, forgot about the door
Onna: spends the rest of the night clawing at it, not able to open it
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Onna: or maybe not, if Jukon wants to save her
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Onna: rip
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Erron: ((ayy
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Gaster: ((GUYS
Erron: ((yes
: (( si? ))
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Gaster: ((and we were discussing trans muffet
Gaster: ((what if
Gaster: ((genderfluid muffet
Erron: ((ok cool
Alphys: (oo nice)
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Hellaton: ((back and yes
Alphys: (wb darling <3)
Gaster: (("do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend" "depends on the day"
Hellaton: ((yes
Erron: ((that can be taken multiple ways
Gaster: ((... oh
Hellaton: ((sh
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Hellaton: ((also chime check ur pms
Jeska or Jukon: ((At work slarv
Gaster: (( i read that as check your piss
Gaster: ((i think i may need to go to bed
Hellaton: ((go to a urologist
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Gaster: (("who is fellby"
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Erron: ((Dank.
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Myth: (( meme
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GN Austin: -Takes a Master Ball out of his bag- Hmmmm... -Throws it at the sleeping Jamie on the couch-
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Jamie (Judas): AAAAAAAA--*Click*
Hellaton: just falls into sleep mode right there, still hugging Corsiva. What a dork
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GN Austin: -Wakes up the sleeping Lilith- Hey, Lily...
Lilith: Gnngh--Huh!?
Onna: rip onna then
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Corsiva: She falls asleep too.
MettatonSEX: ...Cute.
Gaster: Very much so.
Onna: ((tfw ur in the shower and all the rp plots you didn't know what to do with suddenly click all at once
Onna: (("OH FUCK"
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Onna: ((A question
Onna: ((Do you think roth is ever coming back
Gaster: ((i don't know if she is, but i wouldn't count on it
Onna: ((That's what I was thinking
Onna: ((And well, she wouldn't mind what I plan on doing
Onna: ((Hehehe, everything came together at once
Onna: ((All the problems can be solved
Onna: ((Aside from the moon robots, you still gotta stab some bitches on that one
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Onna: speaking of, there's another earthquake
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Gaster: ((
Onna: is still desperately scratching at the door
Gaster: well golly gee it's a good thing gaster went home
Onna: P-please...
Onna: Please...
Onna: No..
Erron: Lilith -Takes the Master Ball- Oh than-- -EARTHQUAKE- GAH FUCK!
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Onna: shoe has long fallen asleep
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Onna: >And lilith and gn just don't give af
Hellaton: ((that comic omg
GN Austin: -He Is just flat out stupid, and Lilith doesn't give a shit about anything.-
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Onna: ((
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Onna: has worn her fingernails down by now
Onna: if yazan doesn't get off his lazy ass she'll scratch down to her bones, she's terrified
Jeska or Jukon: walks in and picks her up
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Lilith: -Looks and sees Onna- ...Has she been
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Jeska or Jukon: ((I have a job Slarv
Onna: is trembling, scurred
Lilith: Doing that the whole time?
Onna: ((I know
Jeska or Jukon: takes her home
Onna: k
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Jeska or Jukon: (Thats all i can do
Onna: ((Is enough bby
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Onna: left a blood trail down the door
GN Austin: ... What happened, I zoned out there.
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Lilith: So, what's in the Friend Ball?
GN Austin: Friend Ball? N-Never mind, It's Jamie.
Lilith: ...-Just fucking bursts out in laughter-
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: (( So I think I just got the Discord equivalent to Skype Spam. ))
Gaster: ((?
: (( I got a friend request by someone that I share no groups with ))
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Onna: ((Kek
: (( Wait, it's from a group I left awhile back, huh ))
Gaster: ((oh
: (( Still, I never even talked in that group when I was there, why did I just get a friend request out of the blue ))
Gaster: ((weird
Erron: ((*shrug*
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Gaster: ((i'm gonna go to bed
Gaster: ((goodnight everyone
Erron: ((GN
Gaster: ((Austin
Gaster: ((lol
Gaster: ((anyway bye
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Erron: ((I GET IT
: (( dank dreams ))
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Hellaton: ((gn
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: -And then there were four people-
: -not me-
: (( So, I decided to update things over the day just because I have nothing to RP until I can just finish this bonus chapter tomorrow. ))
Erron: ((ok))
Erron: ((such as?))
: (( Mostly minor things, like the next shop you guys will unlock and the last fights on my side for tomorrow. ))
Erron: ((ok
Onna: ((I worked out one of the more interesting fights in my arc
: (( Except it's in Arena prices right now, when you unlock the full thing, everything except the cards will be more expensive ))
: (( Interesting ))
Onna: ((It's gonna have one enemy but you can attack different parts
: (( Wait, Main Arc or the List? ))
Onna: ((A similar thing will be used later
Onna: ((Main arc/the list, the two are connected
Onna: ((Discord is a giant moon robot.. so
: (( I know, but the list is mostly just the fights leading up to the main arc ))
Onna: ((Yeah
Onna: ((Establishing Asuka more, stalling mainly
: (( fair point ))
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Erron: ((I have a couple Ideas for this arc, like the Greed Shop. You can buy things like Bombs, and even Items based on Binding of Isaac like Mom's Knife. or Head of the Keeper))
Onna: ((There's a point where the arc will be essentially done after a smol quest where shit goes fuckin down
Onna: ((And then you gotta go to the moon to progress the plot
Erron: ((Damn! Erron's still "Missing" right?
Onna: ((So if dd can spare me a day when we finish the list to do that, I would be happy
Onna: ((Yeah
Onna: ((Is gon b cool tho
Erron: ((Have you found any other "Volunteers" Slarv?
: (( I'm not doing ANYTHING midweek next week, just Saturday and Sunday ))
: (( I removed the possibility of a second bonus chapter after how terrible this one went. ))
Onna: ((I'll do it on friday, then
Onna: ((IF the list is finished by then
Onna: ((Brace yourselves, we're goin to mount toby
: (( oh my ))
Erron: ((YEAH BOY))
Onna: ((Where we will meet two new characters
Onna: ((And one old one
Onna: ((For the final showdown until the moon
: (( also, you should be able to get Lua's 'fight' done after tomorrow, I was planning on finishing the bonus chapter tonight, but I can't do anything until Laharl is here. ))
Erron: ((An old one? Hmmmm
Onna: ((The old one being discord
Onna: ((Not hiding that
Onna: ((You fight discord on Mt Toby
Onna: ((And we finish the list, and shit goes DOWN
: (( also I decided on how my equip system works so that it also works plot wise. 1 Slot for special and 1 slot for basic/special ))
: (( The only special ones planned are the Fate Badges and The Stopwatch ))
Onna: ((I've got a few new mechanics to introduce tomorrow
Onna: ((Basically discord's gonna be like "bitch your combat system is janky"
: (( Interesting ))
Erron: ((Does the Fate Badge let us decide if we go to Hoshido or Nohr?
Onna: ((It's your choice whether to implement the changes in your arc
: (( Also, the same applies to you, Slar ))
Onna: (([sub] go to valla instead [/sub]
Onna: ((Yeah, I'll implement equips
Onna: ((I was going to give them a knife but NOBODY PICKED IT UP
Erron: ((Or JOIN SMASH! "Corrin Chooses to Fight"
: (( You might want to ignore one type of special equip though ))
: (( It's actually OP, and I'm only giving the party one throughout the journey ))
Onna: ((K
Onna: ((I think I may actually implement a badge system
: (( I'll give you a hint, if you look in the stores, there's one item not described, and it's effect makes sense to the item ))
Onna: ((A simple boost that comboes with other badges for something more potent
: (( Interesting ))
Erron: ((A badge that lets us deflect projectiles... -Looks at the Franklin Badge- Oh wait.
Onna: ((For instance, if someone wants to loot their corpses, you'll find a badge in the torisk enemies
: (( "OK, get me a scalpel" ))
Onna: the "CON BADGE" is sitting right there on frisk's corpse
Lilith: . . . Hmm . . . -Goes up to FakeFrisk and kneels down to inspect the badge-
Onna: you got a CON BADGE
: (( I added a line so the Overview isn't messed up ))
: -Outline, overview, same thing-
Onna: ((Ok imma go to bed
Lilith: I wonder what it does...
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Erron: ((ok
: -Lua is throwing a ball against a wall, he has nothing better to do-
Lilith: -Places it on her cloak- *Lilith has equipped the Con-Badge*
Lilith: "What's with you?" She asks, not even looking at Lua
: -Lua is in the arena, not the bar-
Lilith: -ok retcon-
Lilith: She sits and ponders to herself why anyone would place a hit on her... "It has to have some reason..." she says to herself, in wonder.
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Erron: -I WIN-
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Jeska or Jukon: ((Oi
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Jeska or Jukon: ((Mornin
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good morning hh
Jeska or Jukon: ((On the bus back home
Jeska or Jukon: ((Buses have free wifi in korea
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Ehats new?
Jeska or Jukon: ((And how come youre up earlier than the others?
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Jeska or Jukon: (Its 548 there
Jeska or Jukon: ((....
Jeska or Jukon: -brings Onna back home, cleans up her wounds, and bandages them up
Jeska or Jukon: lies down on the bed with Onna on her as she sleeps
Jeska or Jukon: pulls a blanket up over herself and Onna-
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Jeska or Jukon: (Pass out
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay I'm back now))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No I had to do things))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Np
Asriel_Dreemurr: enters the house, into the guest room.
Jeska or Jukon: Still on the bed with Onna
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything happen?"
Jeska or Jukon: Yeah look at her hands
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks.
Jeska or Jukon: -they are all bandaged up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What happened?"
Jeska or Jukon: found her at the door at the bar
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Was the cat there?"
Jeska or Jukon: couldn't get up and open it, just was lying there clawing at it
Jeska or Jukon: yeah Shoe was there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's why... We need to keep her from shoe."
Jeska or Jukon: filed her finger nails down to nothing
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets into the bed, with Onna between them. He gives a quick kiss to Jukon.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's bad."
Jeska or Jukon: kisses back
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you think they'll be okay?"
Jeska or Jukon: wish I could just kill shoe
Jeska or Jukon: dunno, I cleaned them up and bandaged em
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Couldn't kill him even if Fanta wasn't there. Well, thanks for bathing her."
Jeska or Jukon: possible risk of infection too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah. Also thanks for giving her a bath."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah no problem, hopefully that'll get rid of those ants
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think I would have been uncomfortable."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also it got rid of most."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Some were under the skin of her branding."
Jeska or Jukon: I can get them out if need be
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I already did."
Jeska or Jukon: oh
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not out but not alive."
Jeska or Jukon: ((in all possiblity she would be long since dead with the amount of exposure he had with ants
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ask Shoe))
Jeska or Jukon: ((likely gone into some form of shock or analphyaxis
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well, to be fair, she's been in there for months))
Jeska or Jukon: ((don't you mean mister sadist slarv?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shoulda died of starvation))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dehydration)$
Jeska or Jukon: ((yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Case and point she should be dead but whatever))
Jeska or Jukon: ((yea, then again, most of everyone should be
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jukon: well I'm good with a knife and needle, so if need be
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd rather not... She can't feel them, they're dead under dead skin."
Jeska or Jukon: that could cause some issues
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, didn't think about that..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Would cutting them out need stitches?"
Jeska or Jukon: depends how deep
Jeska or Jukon: we should take her to a doctor for trhat
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno, but we can't give her stitches."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Jeska or Jukon: I can do bullets, but some like that
Jeska or Jukon: something like that? no*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I probably shouldn't have squished them... But she was scared and I didn't know what to do..."
Jeska or Jukon: that might cause some infections and on top of that, they might not be daed
Jeska or Jukon: dead*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shit..."
Jeska or Jukon: ants have quite the exoskeltons
Jeska or Jukon: read about it in class
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should have gotten a doctor."
Jeska or Jukon: anyone you have in mind?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I just said I should have."
Jeska or Jukon: I mean now, we should have this check up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, yeah..."
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Jeska or Jukon: ((whose this?
Jeska or Jukon: perhaps Asgore's doc?
Nicholas: ((Bio hère.))
Jeska or Jukon: ((oh
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's Fin, right?"
Jeska or Jukon: yeah him
Jeska or Jukon: don't know much about him, but he helped you didn't he?
Jeska or Jukon: with me that is
Jeska or Jukon: not the arm, that was......who did your arm?
Nicholas: sits outside the bar, in the snow. He eats a rather delicious-looking sandwich, in a bag labeled "Tony's Food Market".
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Person who did tours."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Yours*
Jeska or Jukon:
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Umm... He was the goat."
Jeska or Jukon: shit I can't remember
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck I forgot))
Jeska or Jukon: it doesn't matter
Nicholas: actually took off his mask to eat. Strangely enough, there is a black void where his actual face would be.
Jeska or Jukon: that Fin guy is a doctor of all trades right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We'll have to ask if he does pediatric things, and surgery."
Jeska or Jukon: we'll wait til she wakes up
Nicholas: looks off the cliff.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Nicholas: sighs, and calls someone on his cellphone.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Tony…? You should probably come here sometime. They have pretty good food.[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: ....can't shake that feeling here
Nicholas: has a short conversation, then hangs up.
Nicholas: puts his mask on, and heads out.
Nicholas: ((gtg
Jeska or Jukon: ((k
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Jeska or Jukon: sighs
Jeska or Jukon: wanna do something?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Eh..."
Jeska or Jukon: can't now really anyways
Jeska or Jukon: not with a kid
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jeska or Jukon: turns the TV on
Jeska or Jukon: I'm too tired anyways to do anything
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do you want to watch?"
Jeska or Jukon: cartoons
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Which ones?"
Jeska or Jukon: that one we watched last time
Jeska or Jukon: that was pretty cool
Jeska or Jukon: I know how to do those moves too, just can't control the elements like they do
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool if you could though."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah, can still summon energy weapons though
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Forgot about that."
Jeska or Jukon: summons an energy dagger
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."
Jeska or Jukon: magic isn't as common as it used to be back home, but a few still know how to do it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool."
WDG: -AA's phone gets a text - Good morning deary. I heard that you went and found yourself a little one to call your own. Isn't that sweet?
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: ((hi))
Jeska or Jukon: ((oi
Jeska or Jukon: ((who are you rping now?
: (([s]your mom[/s] eh i'm still thinking about it))
: ((my plot-mind is currently going to another rp so i can't really think too well about a new character here))
: ((if that makes sense))
Jeska or Jukon: ((yeah, haven;t seen you here much/rping much
Jeska or Jukon: ((whats the other rp?
: ((it's just a small roleplay between me and like two other friends))
: ((nothin' much)l
: ((it has been going on since like the sunmer of last year))
Jeska or Jukon: ((ah, I did D&D three times
: ((
: ((yeah
: ((i usually would make plans here but i'm making all of these plans for that rp))
Jeska or Jukon: ((also did a Robotech RP twice
: ((mhm cool))
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: ((hi ad
Jeska or Jukon: ((robotch was cool cuz it was both a specialist table top game and an RP
: ((whoops i gotta go now))
: ((life and all that
: ((seeya
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Jeska or Jukon: ((okay
WDG: plannin on being like the rest of the world? settling down and getting fat?
Jeska or Jukon: AD?
Asriel_Dreemurr: is checking his phone.
Asriel_Dreemurr: sends back "Nah, I'm workin out."
WDG: oh I'm just so glad for you.
WDG: any look at us. Having regular conversations with each other, pretty soon we'll be hanging out and tell each other secerts
Jeska or Jukon: and look*
Asriel_Dreemurr: sends "eh."
WDG: in fact I think you and I should have a little chat. In person
Asriel_Dreemurr: sends "Why?"
WDG: oh you know, drink at scotch, talk about good times , plot the eventual assassination of two human senators
Asriel_Dreemurr: sends "But I have a kid."
WDG: it won't take long, and your significant other can take care of it
Asriel_Dreemurr: sends "..."
WDG: well I'm glad you agreed, meet me at Olive Garden in the next 10 minutes
Asriel_Dreemurr: sends "I have to take care of her."
WDG: shes asleep and with Jeska, this will only take 15 minutes
WDG: so get your cute little ass over here, I'm buying unlimited soup and salad!
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have to go meet with WDG.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll be back."
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to drive to Olive Garden.
Jeska or Jukon: Shit, I'll go too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, stay with Onna."
Jeska or Jukon: just be careful
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods before having went.
WDG: -theres no one at the Olive Garden and he is sitting at a table in the middle of the room
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to him.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey."
WDG: AD! Buddy! ITs good to see you!
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WDG: sit! lets talk
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits.
WDG: Nice place huh? the service though is terrible
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's do you want?"
WDG: straight to the point huh
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes."
WDG: I want you to find two things
WDG: first one is this man -slides a photo to AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: sees it.
WDG: hes a drunk, but he is somewhere back in Asdiana
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
WDG: -is a photo of an male fish, looks to be in his 50s-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's a monster."
WDG: eeyup
WDG: Forian to be exact
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
WDG: the 2nd thing is this -slides him a drawing of some type of sphere device-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's that?"
WDG: its somewhere at the bottom of the ocean and he knows where it is
WDG: its a singularity device
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
WDG: he hangs around at the pubs near the ports
WDG: Name is Zerka
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay"
WDG: not on a time schedule, so do at your luxury
WDG: would you care for some soup and or salad?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."
WDG: -gets up and walks to the back and returns with a plate of soup and salad- not as good as the food back home, but it'll do
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
WDG: well go on, eat
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not that hungry."
WDG: Asriel, do you seriously think I would attempt to harm you?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno."
WDG: if I wanted to, we wouldn't be having this converstation -begins to eat-
WDG: I know it looks like I have you on a leash, but I promise you there is an end to this tunnel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
WDG: once this rebellion is quelled you and Jeska are free. no strings attached
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't hurt my family."
WDG: I won't so long as to help me
WDG: and believe it or not, you'll be helping a lot of other families by doing this
WDG: as you help me*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay..."
WDG: you have my world on it boy. No harm will befall you or Jeska so long as you help me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay..."
WDG: Also the new child, Onna isn't it?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yes.@
WDG: good oh and one more thing
WDG: whats is that behind you
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks behind him.
WDG: -theres nothing but a wall, when AD turns back around hes in Olive Garden thats completely packed with people, the waiter is staring at AD and says, "Sir can I help you? Are you okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, yeah, I'm okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think I had gone on a tangent in my head."
WDG: Watier: okay?
Asriel_Dreemurr: leaves.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: comes back home.
Jeska or Jukon: is lying on the bed with Onna, sleeping-
Asriel_Dreemurr: slides back in bed.
Jeska or Jukon: hmmm
Jeska or Jukon: hey how'd it go?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have to get a person and a singularity device at the bottom of the ocean."
Jeska or Jukon: sounds like you'll need my help
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Jeska or Jukon: we'll need a babysitter
Jeska or Jukon: think I know one who'd love the job
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Toriel."
Jeska or Jukon: Yep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'm gonna rest."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Actually."
Jeska or Jukon: hmm?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll rest in a little bit of
Asriel_Dreemurr: But."*
Jeska or Jukon: we doing something?
Asriel_Dreemurr: Bit*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah"
Jeska or Jukon: Alright
Jeska or Jukon: I don't wanna let this one out of my grasp yet until I know shes okay
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Jeska or Jukon: though I'll have to go to class soon and take to a 511 exec for that gig
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I'll take care of her."
Jeska or Jukon: I'll stick her for a bit though
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jeska or Jukon: you know what I thought of that we used to do
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's that?"
Jeska or Jukon: truth or dare
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What about it?"
Jeska or Jukon: it was fun
Jeska or Jukon: kind of what to do it again
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nothing stopping you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just ask the people in the bar one time."
Jeska or Jukon: hmmm
Jeska or Jukon: truth or dare?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Truth."
Jeska or Jukon: Was the first thing you noticed on the new me my rack?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "To be fair you weren't clothed in that tube."
Jeska or Jukon: so thats a yes? or were you looking down south?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No I was looking up."
Jeska or Jukon: heh
Jeska or Jukon: your turn
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Truth or dare?"
Jeska or Jukon: dare
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Date you to poke what your favorite of my body parts."
Jeska or Jukon: smiles and poke his mouth
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Jeska or Jukon: love that smile
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I love your smile too."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Makes me smile."
Jeska or Jukon: don't get me wrong I love the part you were thinking of, but its that smile thats helped me out far more
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I thought you were gonna poke my butt."
Jeska or Jukon: oh
Jeska or Jukon: pokes his butt
Jeska or Jukon: I love it too
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles.
Jeska or Jukon: its not mad at me -says jokingly- should I kiss and make up with it?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I would not kiss my butt."
Jeska or Jukon: -chuckles- maybe just the cheek of it
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs.
Jeska or Jukon: I'm joking
Asriel_Dreemurr: "well, I think I'm gonna rest now."
Jeska or Jukon: alright
Asriel_Dreemurr: didn't sigh in a bad way.
Jeska or Jukon: I'll leave in a bit, watch over Onna
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wake me up in like an hour, and we can run. We can go in the car and drop Onna off with Toriel."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Speaking of which, don't forget your homework."
Jeska or Jukon: Yea yeah MOM
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to sleep.
Asriel_Dreemurr: was smiling when he did.
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Onna: ((FUCK
Onna: ((Ohai
Jeska or Jukon: ((Sry
Jeska or Jukon: ((Going to bed
Onna: ((K
Jeska or Jukon: ((If you can try to wait to rp as onna
Onna: ((I will
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Onna: (("don't you mean mister sadist slarv?"
Onna: ((Zozzle
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Onna: (("likely gone into some form of shock or analphyaxis"
Onna: ((You know I read the logs right
Onna: ((Givin me ideas
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Jeska or Jukon: ((Well you do torture your chars
Onna: ((I know
Onna: ((Its fun
Onna: ((Although tbh Onna was from an existing universe, where she was tortured
Jeska or Jukon: ((Predictable though
Onna: ((I made that universe but still
Onna: ((I still have no plot for Onna yet
Onna: ((So ur smol child is safe
Jeska or Jukon: ((Night
Onna: ((gn
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Onna: ((Ayy
Onna: ((Ayy?
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Onna: ((yyA
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I leave for two minutes))
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Onna: ((FUCK
Onna: ((FUCK
Onna: is lying in bed, bandaged hands
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Chime: ((fick nobody's on
Chime: ((thats fine i can get something set up
Chime: ((something very[br] very[br] interesting
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chime wut are you foreshadowing))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((U better tell me when you get back))
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Onna: ((FUCK
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Chime: ((Okay, so, AD - I'm not going to reveal EVERYTHING, that would take out the fun?
Chime: ((But if you remember, way back in the early days of CAU, Gaster would often be writing things in a notebook.
Chime: ((I've been planning this for a long, long while, but wasn't sure how to implement it. Then I did sexy bakery and everything kind of fell into place.
Chime: ((So yeah. What i'm going to put into place has to do with Gaster's writing in his notebook, because I will say this.
Chime: ((Gaster has never publicly published his findings about the bar. Or anything since he fell into the Core.
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Chime: ((The question is, who has?
Onna: ((Ooohoho
Chime: ((And where has it been published?
Onna: ((Gawker
Chime: ((lmao no
Chime: ((if the person I'm talking about found out Gawker got their hands on the research and leaked it, Gawker wouldn't exist anymore. They happen to be very, very particular about when and to who it's released to.
Chime: ((anyway i'm going to stop talking before i give too much away
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Onna: ((👌
Onna: ((Im trapped at the doctor's and nobody is here to rp ;_;
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Erron: ((ayy
Onna: ((Ayy
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Erron: ((k
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Onna: ((tfw you get motherfucking prostate medicine
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Erron: ((wowie
: (( Oh hey, it's the last three of last night ))
Erron: ((yey
Erron: ((I won the callenge.
Onna: ((Ye
: (( I have school, I can't just stay up past 2 am ))
Erron: ((so do I... I was fucking tired the whole time
: (( I also wake up at 5am, so I was dead the entire time basically ))
Erron: ((oh
: (( So if I pass out randomly before Laharl gets here, don't be shocked ))
Erron: ((k
: (( Ok, now I have to go for an hour or two ))
: (( I might be on everynow and then checking chat, but I can't do shit ))
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: (( Update: Still helping with order, found out Sega released a game that allowed for legal rom hacks basically. ))
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Barchar: (hi slarv and erron and kinda dd)
Onna: ((Ayy
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Shoe: is awake, sitting on the couch
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Barchar: is also awake, draped across the top of the couch back
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GN Austin: -is still doing dimensional travel work-
Shoe: wonders if barchar knows about the new developments yet
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Barchar: does but I don't pls explain
Shoe: fanta is slowly fading into nonexistence
Shoe: three weeks tops
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Shoe: AD theorizes that the way to get her back is to make her happy
Shoe: ((This is what suddenly clicked in the shower last night
Barchar: knows, but considering everything, she doubts she's going to make Fanta happy
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Shoe: smiles at Barchar
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Barchar: "What?"
Shoe: Heard the news?
GN Austin: -Walks back into the bar with more items from his travels- Ah, Bar sweet Bar~
Barchar: "Well, you know, I'm only omnipresent. And always here anyway."
Shoe: Looks like I'm fucked in three weeks
Shoe: It's gonna be fun
Barchar: "Oh, yeah, you are fucking DEAD, Kid."
Barchar: "Wonder if you have enough fur to make boots."
Shoe: As of now
Shoe: There's still a lot of gote left
Shoe: But that won't be the case very long
Barchar: "Well, keep her around, and I won't update my wardrobe with new, non-shapeshifted clothes."
Shoe: So one of you needs to get off your ass and fix it so I have my "get out of getting killed by fuckbot or someone else" free card
Barchar: (fuckbot?)
Shoe: ((Mtt
Barchar: "Oh, it'll be me. I'll know the second she dies."
Shoe: 👌
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Shoe: ((Ayy
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Barchar: Your dies are numbered, Kid. And when that number's up, you're gonna have a...uhm...overused cliche. "
Onna: ((Few minutes before I gtg
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ey))
Onna: ((Lets dew eet
Erron: ((ay
Asriel_Dreemurr: is napping with Onna, still.
Barchar: days but I guess dies kinda work
Onna: is still lying in bed, hands bandaged, she wakes up
Onna: was awake a long time last night clawing at the door so
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up too.
Onna: H-hi
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good morning."
Onna: looks at her hands, they're kinda bloody
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I heard something happened to your hands."
Onna: the bandages, that is
Onna: I-I was trying to get out..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Onna: H-he was there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm soryy I wasn't there."
Onna: I couldn't stand... I just scratched at the door
Asriel_Dreemurr: sorry*
Onna: F-for hours...
Barchar: (they still in the bar? ")
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her close.
Onna: hugs back
Onna: is at home
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm really sorry..."
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Barchar: (aw)
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Onna: I-it's ok
Onna: I j-just needed to get away from him..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's probably there right now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So we wont go there now."
Barchar: "But, hey, bright side, shoe. I'm working on making it so I can go to different dimensions, and I dunno how that's gonna react with my omnipresence. So maybe somebody will get to you before I can, and you won't get skinned and turned into footwear! Though, maybe you'd make a better hat. "
Barchar: "hmmmmmm"
Onna: O-ok..
Onna: He didn't do anything to me... j-just laughed
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Unless you think you could, and stay happy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...He said he wont hurt you."
Onna: I w-wanna stay here if he's there
Asriel_Dreemurr: nids.
Asriel_Dreemurr: actually nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: doesn't nid.
Onna: He w-won't hurt me?
Barchar: "footwear is more fitting to your name, but I do kinda want a hat..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He said he wouldn't."
Barchar: "But I can by fur hats for much less expensive than fur boots, and the gold scrounging job ain't a glamorous one."
Onna: O-ok..
Onna: I still.. I-i.
Onna: trembles
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't want to bring you there if you are uncomfortable."
GN Austin: -Takes a Tied-Up Spear out of his bag- Hmmm... -Throws it at the sodas in the fridge and pulls a cola to him- GET OVER HERE!!
Barchar: "But I can shapeshifted pretty much anything anyway..."
Barchar: "This is a dilemma! C
Onna: I like it there... j-just not when he's there
Shoe: is fucking asleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Makes sense."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You want me to check if he's there?"
Onna: nods
Onna: ((gtg
Onna: ((Be back in like 30
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Barchar: doesn't care
Barchar: again, not much internal dialogue
GN Austin: -He didn't think that through, there's cola all over him now- Well shit... -Walks into the bathroom without his bag, open-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fukin ant))
Asriel_Dreemurr: (((Bit me))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((right infront of me))
Barchar: (and isn't here tho)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Whose and))
Erron: ((kek))
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: ((hi
Barchar: (hi frisko with a twisto)
: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((hi))
Erron: ((ayy frisk
: ((oh
: ((ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((rip))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((pir))
Barchar: (ripper pines)
Erron: ((RIPpy Fresh))
: -Oi frisky-
: -oi motherfucker-
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Erron: -Oi-
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Barchar: (no not yet)
Barchar: (get back in your cage fresh)
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: ((So I saw this kid today. He literally screamed "OH, I LOVE UNDERTALE! I REALLY DO!" He climbs up on this table. "Here's my drawing of Sans!" He places this squiggly version of Sans on the table. I was just silent through the whole thing.))
Barchar: (was it saness)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((*Fuck you))
Barchar: (i need to make a shortcut for fresh)
: (( * fuck you. *
Fresh: (there we go, now I can be an all-up cool dude at a miggidy-moment's notice)
: ((i only use my shortcuts when i want to look insane))
King Hyper: ((what they said))
Erron: ((Wow, I'm more sane than he is.))
GN Austin: ((OR ARE YOU))
Erron: ((FUCK))
Barchar: (i should have used it for that attempt at looking insane, but I didn't have a fresh shortcut)
: ((I am insane, bitch.))
Fresh: (yo dawg do y'all got some more food this cage isn't very nutritious)
Barchar: (shut up fresh)
: ((YOU
: ((MY
: ((YOU
: ((FUCK
: ((IF
: ((I
: ((GET
: ((MY
Erron: ((RIP
: ((ON
: ((YOUR
: ((NACK
Barchar: (frisky stahp)
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Erron: ((MEMES))
Barchar: (HHHHHA)
Erron: ((G FUCKING G))
Barchar: (RIPPY FRESH)
Fresh: (hey do you think I cou-)
Barchar: (NO)
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Onna: ((Little shit
: ((yeesh
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
: ((Rude.))
Barchar: (who fresh? I know, right?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I didn't even see you get muted))
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Barchar: (yes)
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: ((mommy is on their period))
: ((lolno))
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Shoe: is in the bar
: ((slarv am i really a little shit though))
Barchar: (ain't your mommy)
Barchar: (though wouldn't that be a plot twist)
Shoe: ((Everyone here is a little shit
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Barchar: (except for bfrisk who is a very large shit)
: ((i was joking about how i am considered azzy's mother))
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Shoe: ((Ur mom
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: ((yes
Shoe: ((Azzy is talking now, so you can talk to him any time and I can proxy his messages
: ((Alright.))
: ((Azzy, how are you doing?))
Shoe: (({Good}
: ((That's good.))
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: ((That you think is good--))
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Shoe: (({Subs
: ((Cool.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Mmmm))
: ((Subs are good.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Subs are great))
: ((Subs are amazing.))
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Shoe: ((He still isnt that articulate but hell occasionally do a full sentence
Shoe: ((And am working on getting him imposed
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Awesome))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's some amazing progress, Azzy))
Shoe: ((I can feel his hand on mine, barely
: ((Yeah, that's amazing progress.))
Shoe: ((Its radaculous
: ((I can't wait until Slarv can impose you.))
Shoe: ((I cant wait until we can switch and he can come here
Shoe: ((But he wants imposition first
: ((Mhm.))
Shoe: ((So thats what imma do
: ((Good choice.))
: ((No.))
Barchar: (goddammit fresh stop )
Barchar: (fun fact you don't care about: fresh's shortcut is 'rad' )
Shoe: ((Feeling azzy is super cool like holy shit
Jeska or Jukon: (Oi
: ((ayy Yazan))
Shoe: ((Ayy
: ((Also, yeah, I can see why it would be cool.))
Shoe: ((Its very light, but warm
: -Oi, i am helping father out with order-
Barchar: (heeeeeey yaaaaz)
Barchar: (heeey yaaaaaaaz)
Shoe: ((Cant yet feel his floof tho
Shoe: ((Not much, anyway
Shoe: ((Quick you decide
Shoe: ((What does he smell like
Shoe: ((Vanilla or strawberry
: ((Strawberry.))
Barchar: (vanilla ice)
Shoe: ((Mom wins
Barchar: (yeah obvs even if I'd typed first )
Shoe: ((And i need to impose him on all senses
: ((Strawberry is a good smell.))
Shoe: ((So i need to figure out a taste
Barchar: (must...resist...dirty...jokes...)
Shoe: ((Oh fuck
Shoe: ((I just remembered this undertale semen taste chart
Shoe: ((Fookin hell
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait wah))
Shoe: ((Yeah one day on new home
Shoe: ((We decided what each characters jizz tasted like
: -What tge fuck-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I don't think thats how semen works))
Shoe: ((Asriels tastes like skittles
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS))
Barchar: (...does semen not all taste the sam)
Barchar: (never...never had it. Wouldn't know. )
Shoe: ((No
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Shoe: ((There are little syringes you can buy
Shoe: ((That are filled with flavoring
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh my fuck))
Shoe: ((Which you inject
Jeska or Jukon: (Actually theres pills Slarv
: ((omf
: -What the fuck is wrong with you-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I've seen rose-scent fart pills))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BUT THIS))
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Shoe: ((I didnt know there was pills
Barchar: (boot wow do)
Jeska or Jukon: ((And if you eat certain foods it can alter it
Barchar: (if you don't like the taste of semen maybe dont taste semen I mean)
Shoe: ((I just made that up
Barchar: (what the fuck even)
Shoe: ((Ive cheated you
Barchar: (i cri)
Shoe: ((And you didnt even notice
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How about))
Jeska or Jukon: ((I figured you did
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((you fucking))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dont))
: ((10/10
: -Ok Yazan, thats already been proven BS-
Barchar: (what the food or the pills)
Jeska or Jukon: ((But for real there are pills thatll change it
Shoe: ((Wowee
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Barchar: (i mean if there's pills logically the chemicals would be in some food)
Shoe: ((So
Jeska or Jukon: ((And eating foods like fruits too
Shoe: ((Someone could actually
Shoe: ((Have skittle jizz
: -I dont kno2 about the pills, but the eating foods one isnt true-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I can't find any opportunities to introduce a new character))
Jeska or Jukon: ((You are what you eat
Barchar: is arguing with herself over fashion
Shoe: is sleep
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Asriel_Dreemurr: (([sup][sub]believe it or not I had an original character idea[/sub][/sup]))
Barchar: kinda what's tk ditch the striped shirt and shorts cause she looks like a goatdang child
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Barchar: (...that was a typo but I like it)
Shoe: ((Ad not playing ad what is this
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Erron: ((Da fuq
Nicholas: ((ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
: -Is thisgr-
: -Greetings-
Barchar: kinda wants to ditch the striped shirt and shorts cause she looks like a gat/goat dang child
Barchar: (hhhhhhhi bio)
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Gaster: ((Hello friends are you ready for something i've been planning since ... november i think
Barchar: (how are things going in bio land)
Barchar: (no but do it anyway)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I HAD AN IDEA))
Erron: ((yess
Nicholas: (([font=Comic Sans MS]heya. they're going good.[/font]))
: -Holy ahit, yes-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Which i hope is at least half decent))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh what were you planning))
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: ((i'm ready
Nicholas: ((I'm curious. What's the idea?))
Gaster: ((It's big
Erron: ((I'm ready, give it to me...
Barchar: (i mean it happened to me too)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh it's two chracters by the way))
Barchar: (i thought I was just gonna play btale)
Barchar: (but then barchar happened)
Nicholas: ((Cool))
Barchar: (and then fresh happened)
Barchar: (and then I brought mk back)
Shoe: ((I had my mains
Barchar: (its a slippery slope)
Gaster: ((I will say this though: It revolves around Gaster, kind of.
Shoe: ((Then joytale happened
Shoe: ((And now im just as bad as laharl
Gaster: (("kind of" that's a lie it's about gaster
Nicholas: sits outside the bar, eating a candy bar...
Gaster: ((since gaster was the only guy i played back in november
Erron: ((At first it was Swordsman Asriel, then Erron, and RFrisk, and GN Austin, THEN KIMMY, THEN THE ISAAC FUCKERS! OHMYGOSHIDHSUHDUH))
Barchar: walks out, still debating fashion. "Hey, weird mask kid."
Barchar: "Slash Nicholas. I know your name."
Jeska or Jukon: ((shit I don't wanna count my characers
: ((I only do my mains.))
Erron: ((giggity
Barchar: (lenny)
: ((That was intentional.))
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]-…Well, eating might not fit. It's more like putting through the void he has for a face.-[/font]
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]!!!![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I have two current two "planned"))
Gaster: ((However, Gaster's not going to start this off. Fellby is. Are you ready?
: ((nyes
Nicholas: quickly puts his mask back on!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((My body))
: -Im not saying my mains until after my BS, and yes im ready-
Gaster: ((This isn't an arc btw it's more like... a reveal i've been hinting at
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is ready))
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]I-I didn't see you there…![/font]
Barchar: "Cool voidface."
Barchar: "I saw you, there."
Nicholas: blushes...
Jeska or Jukon: wakes up
Barchar: "I my 12 years of coming to this bar, I've never seen somebody with a void for a face before. That...this one's new"
Jeska or Jukon: actually returns home I mean
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Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]N-Not many see me like this…!...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: fel asleep but left a not saying "Find that cat hde him and bring her to the bar becasue she likes it there.
Asriel_Dreemurr: hide*
Asriel_Dreemurr: also added "If she's awake."
Barchar: "Heh. Good luck hiding stuff from me."
Barchar: "But I won't tell if you don't want."
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Jeska or Jukon: opens a cabinent and grabs a gun
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Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Don't![/font]
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]P-please don't![/font]
Barchar: (not that kind of hide jukon)
Jeska or Jukon: holsters it and looks for Onna
Fellby: is moving all of scumster's furniture out of his room. However, the bed just won't move... until he finds a secret button. The floor beneath the bed raises up, revealing a secret staircase.
Barchar: "Alright. I won't."
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]But I must admit...[/font]
Barchar: (oooh)
: Shoe [Shoe] is now Onna [Onna].
Wandering Frisk: walks into the bakery
Onna: is awake, lying in bed
Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep.
GN Austin: -Looks at something in his bag again- Ah yes, it's perfect. -Takes a Portal Gun out- AAHAHA!
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]You must be pretty amazing to know all that...[/font]
MB!SwapMuffet: will probably be back tomorrow or tonight
Jeska or Jukon: hey how you doing? you fingers good?
Fellby: -It's surprisingly clean. After glancing around, he descends the stairs, finding a vault-like door at the bottom.
Barchar: "...thats one way to put it."
Onna: They're h-hurt
Fellby: ... Just what the fuck were you hiding?
Onna: has bloodied the bandage tips
Wandering Frisk: -sees this and follows a bit, keeping a distance from Fellby
Jeska or Jukon: we need to change those out
Barchar: (onna makes me sad and uncomfortable. Which is, I assume, the point)
Onna: ((Guys fe awakening is hard af
Jeska or Jukon: pulls out the first aid kit
: -I know-
Nicholas: , when he "blushes", his void glows [i][color=#440000]deep, deep, red[/color][/i].
Onna: ((I had no plans for this charactee
Onna: ((Im just wingin it
: -I had for guys at the end of claasic-
: -Four'-
: ((Scumster has actually fucked Gaster 81 times and Gaster is actually gay instead of pan))
Fellby: opens the door, and there's a slight hiss. The scent of disinfectant fills the air, leaving Fellby to wonder why he never used it upstairs.
: ((I found out your secrets Chime))
Fellby: ((nope
: ((lolik))
Erron: ((I've only had plans with Erron and GNA...))
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]You and I should talk more often.[/font]
Fellby: ((no joke i realized i could finally set this in motion during my morning commute
Barchar: "Well, I'll always be here."
Onna: nods
Barchar: "In fact I can't actuwlly leave this dimension."
: -Lua had plans, but because Joytale started and i took a break, they never came to be-
Barchar: "So...."
Nicholas: takes out a bag labeled "Tony's". He takes out two cookies.
Fellby: ((I almost ran a red light because of that realization
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Would you like one?[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: takes off the old bandages and inspects the hands
Erron: ((Neither of my two plans are complete yet... Because Austin's is gonna get FUCKIN DARK))
Barchar: "Sure." she takes one, leaning against the wall.
Wandering Frisk: sheesh that smell
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]-The cookies are delicious.-[/font]
Onna: scratched the tips pretty bad
Barchar: (hey erron speaking of segues are you gonna do anything else with that comic or is it kill)
Fellby: steps through the door. It's dark inside, but the light of his flame flickers off of the shiny tile down below. He jumps when he hears WFrisk. "Shit! Tell me when you're right behind me!"
Barchar: "Man, these are the best thing I've ever eaten."
Barchar: "Which is a sample size of this and some fish tacos but still."
Erron: ((Oh yeah... I'm kinda waiting for my Drawing Tablet before I continue))
: -Fun Fact: Lua and Corrin were supposed to be heroic rivals, and thats why my screen name was Crossed Fates for awhile-
Barchar: (k)
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Jeska or Jukon: dips her fingers in a ointment and wraps them back up
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Jeska or Jukon: that should help
Onna: is rebandaged
Onna: Ok..
Fellby: ((hey erron, if you're drawing on a computer look into getting medibang paint
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]A good friend of mine made them. It's almost like one could consume an infinite amount...[/font]
Fellby: ((it's free and it's awesome
Onna: ((God what am i gonna do with this character
Erron: ((I'll look it up now.
Wandering Frisk: sorry, I got caught up in this
Onna: (( is what i use for rich body horror art
Fellby: (('s better for getting the color values i need for vintage rpg maker
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Jeska or Jukon: picks Onna up and heads to the bar- Come on, lets go kid
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Fellby: It's fine... just... gah, you spooked me.
Onna: is picked up
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Onna: W-what if hes there
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Erron: ((I've been using primarily for a long time.
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Fellby: finds a light switch. Fluorescent lights blink on, revealing a lab.
Onna: ((Its good for pixel art
Jeska or Jukon: he'll leave and if not I'll make him
Erron: ((It really is!
Fellby: ((i found a custom brush for medibang and i adore it
: ((Jukon: then we have a threesome if he doesn't))
Nicholas: takes out what seems to be many, [i]MANY[/i] more of them.
Erron: ((I'm downloading Medibang now))
Wandering Frisk: whoa
Barchar: (i assume he's gluttony, then)
Fellby: ... I knew he had something like this down here...
Barchar: "...damn."
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Onna: ((Onna: what))
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Nicholas: ((He is.))
Nicholas: ((and his name is a pun.))
Fellby: continues in, looking around. There's a few surgical tables, but it looks like they haven't been used in years.
Barchar: (i like pun names)
Jeska or Jukon: heads out and goes to the Bar with her
Barchar: (so how is Laika's name a pun? I know her appearance is one, but still)
Wandering Frisk: -a bit dusty
Nicholas: ((Her last name is Lascivia))
Nicholas: ((that's the pun. a REALLY bad pun.))
Fellby: Something catches his eye. He walks over to the counter, finding a strange pendant and a cuff made of gold. They feel... off somehow.
Nicholas: ((*real name
Barchar: (Laika's for gluttony's?)
Nicholas: ((Nono
Onna: sees shoe, who is asleep on the couch, she buries her face in jukon
Barchar: (and also what's the pun am I just a dingus)
Barchar: (or not for)
Nicholas: ((Glut[u]tony[/u]))
Fellby: ((OHHHH
Jeska or Jukon: hes sleeping but I'll get rid of him
: ((it's good
Onna: continues being scared until she does
Fellby: picks them up, inspecting them, then finds notes nearby. They're written in wingdings.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Have as many as you like.[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: kicks the couch- Shoe get out of here
Barchar: (omfg bio)
Barchar: (I'm so glad you're back)
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]( ( [color=#ff0000]>:3[/color] ) )[/font]
Barchar: "You have made a poor decision, child." she fucking scarfs them down.
Onna: hes still sleeping
Jeska or Jukon: grabs him with her free hand and takes him to the back
Fellby: He also finds pictures of fusions. Toriel and Asgore, Burgerpants and Nicecream guy, Alphys and Undyne...
Barchar: "Okay wait one sec." she walks in, behind Onna. "Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I'm going to kill him in a couple of weeks."
Onna: O-ok..
Fellby: What the fuck?
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Child? I'm centuries old![/font]
: ((I see where this is going))
Wandering Frisk: thats.....I don't even know how to respond
Onna: stares at shoe, terrified until jukon puts him in the back room to stay
Nicholas: ((when shipping goes wrong))
Barchar: gives a thumbs up, walking back out. "Yeah, well, still."
Onna: wait
Barchar: "I just kinda call everybody except for Asriel that."
Onna: is fellby talking photographs?
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Jeska or Jukon: leaves him in the back and locks the door
Fellby: ((yes, they're photographs
Onna: dam son
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Oh! The goat, you mean?[/font]
Barchar: (he's not taking them just finding them)
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Hold on...[/font]
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Onna: ((I said talking
Fellby: ((fellby: look at this photograph
Barchar: "Yeah. All of them."
Nicholas: rustles around in his backpack.
Barchar: (every time it makes me cry)
Jeska or Jukon: returns to the couch
Barchar: (because my friend/partner was a fucking dickhole)
Fellby: shakes his head. He's speechless.
Nicholas: puts on a mask.
: Nicholas [Nicholas] is now Asriel? [Nicholas].
Onna: is calmer now
Onna: ((Gtg soon
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Chime: ((did you guys think this is the reveal? 'cause it's not
Chime: ((that's coming riiight now.
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Is this suitable for you, then?[/font]
Wandering Frisk: was he making Amalgamates or what ever they are called?
Erron: ((OOOO SHIT SON))
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Fellby: "I don't kn-" Fellby's cut off by a strange, crackling noise. Suddenly, he and WFrisk are not alone.
Barchar: "Heh. Cute. But I can tell a real from a fake."
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Lucida "Lucy" Wingding Gaster [Lucy].
Onna: ((Oh shit
Wandering Frisk: -gets close to Fellby-
Onna: ((Oh
Onna: ((Shit
Barchar: "the voidface kinda gives it away."
: -Wait what-
Barchar: (ohhhhh)
Erron: ((Who, what, I'M LOST))
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Barchar: (that's the lady from the one bloooog)
: ((oh shitttttttttt
Erron: ((...still lost
Erron: ((was I not here?
Barchar: (its from a gaster askblog)
Erron: ((. . . never seen it. I'm soory
Asriel?: has a perfectly normal appearance, just monochromatic.
Barchar: (unless it's another gaster wife who shares a name)
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]She blinks, looking at Fellby. "You... you're not Perversion."[/font]
Barchar: is barchar
Wandering Frisk: who are you?
Lucy: ((nah, this IS gaster. just a lady.
Erron: ((Oh ok.
Jeska or Jukon: ((Dude looks like lady!
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]I'm Lucida. Lucida Wingding Gaster.[/font]
Erron: ((L.W. Gaster... neat
Wandering Frisk: I'm ah....Frisk
Asriel?: [font=Times New Roman]You seem more interesting then I ever could be… Let's be friends.[/font]
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]She turns to Fellby. "And you must be the prostitute Perversion used to talk about so much."[/font]
Fellby: ... Perversion? Who?
Barchar: "Eh. Alright. It'd be nice to have another one of those after..."
Jeska or Jukon: sitting on the couch waiting for AD
Asriel?: [font=Times New Roman]Hmm?[/font]
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"The Gaster you recently conspired to kill."[/font]
Barchar: "Well, I shouldn't dwell. My name's barchar."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ain't comin
Asriel?: [font=Times New Roman]Great to meet you. You probably know my full name already.[/font]
Fellby: Oh.... I see. I guess that's me.
Asriel?: ((Nicholas Vernier))
: ((because AD is currently fucking Onna--))
: ((yes erron?))
Barchar: "Yyyup."
Wandering Frisk: a bad feelin
Erron: ((So it's a trio of characters that are ALL THEMED ON LUST! Blood Lust, Sexy Lust, and Power Lust!
Barchar: "I know lots of things."
Asriel?: ((Already done it.))
Jeska or Jukon: Where the hell is AD?
Erron: ((Oh really?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No I'm currently trying to do the thing where you make a new character))
Barchar: (you did one of them )
: ((AD: i'm dead))
Asriel_Dreemurr: was asleep we established this.
Asriel?: ((Aka, Laika, and the next one is unrevealed
Barchar: (oh )
Jeska or Jukon: ((oh I thought he was out
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Ah... anyway... I kind of need to get to his notes..." She pokes around Fellby's shoulder, but he pushes her back.[/font]
Asriel?: ((But you can RP the power-Lust one))
Erron: (([s]You mean Jamie[/s] Ok cool.))
Asriel?: ((I want to discuss this with you for a bit in PMs))
: ((Jukon: -punches AD- get up it's time to do your 400 situps))
Jeska or Jukon: why the hell did AD want me to come here with her without him?
: ((AD: NO))
Fellby: "Now hold on, lady. You've got a lot of explaining to do."
: ((AD: -goes back to sleep-))
Asriel_Dreemurr: wrote in the note that Onna likes the bar.
Jeska or Jukon: ((without him
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Jeska or Jukon: well this was a waste of time
Jeska or Jukon: Onna fell asleep
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Lucy crosses her arms. "I suppose it's only fair."[/font]
Barchar: (she takes after her father)
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Azalea: -A small female goat child, around 8 or 9, probably, peeks through the Anydoor. The space behind her is really dark, and she is holding a flash light. She has a backpack, and looks friendly enough. Upon seeing people in the bar, she smiles, and walks in. She announces to the bar goers, "Uh... H-Hi!"-
Jeska or Jukon: Hey there kid
: ((Jukon: Want some drugs?))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Please." She summons a pair of blasters, which hover behind Fellby and Wfrisk. "Have a seat." She perches upon her own.[/font]
Barchar: "One second." she walks back into the bar, staring at the newgote
Fellby: He does so, still a little dumbfounded.
Azalea: "H-Hi! Um... How are you... Alive?"
Wandering Frisk: -sits on the floor where he was standing immediately
Jeska or Jukon: dunno, just am
Barchar: "I ask myself that question every day of my life, child."
Jeska or Jukon: I manage somehow
Azalea: "You look much older than seventeen..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Both of you..."
Jeska or Jukon: yep
Jeska or Jukon: 23
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"This Gaster and I were collaborating on research. He and I studied how people in timelines differ."[/font]
Barchar: "Well, actually, as far as I'm aware I'm only 13"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That was Azalea))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck))
: ((that means before the timeskip jukon was 13))
Barchar: (okay wait who's she talking to)
: ((that's a young assassin))
Azalea: -Was talking to both.-
Barchar: (she's a clone)
: ((true
Jeska or Jukon: ((this is Jeska, Jukon was 19 prior to the skip
: ((ah
Azalea: "Did you two find the cure...?"
: ((forgot about that
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Although... I haven't seen him in years. I suppose that's not going to change anytime soon, but... I can still have his notes."[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: yeah more cowbell
Azalea: -She is unaware of the whole timeline stuff.-
Lucy: ((azalea: no did you find an 80's goth band
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Jeska or Jukon: Joking, what are you talking about kid
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Erm..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck))
Azalea: "Erm..."
Jeska or Jukon: some disease that kills people over a certian age?
Jeska or Jukon: ((hard isn't it?
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Barchar: "What is this, star trek?"
Azalea: "Yeah. It's been two years... Most should know about it..."
Fellby: He looks to the notes, then to her. "Take 'em. They're of no use to me but kindling."
Wandering Frisk: what was your father doing?
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Azalea: "Well! I'm glad I've found other people!"
Barchar: "Yeah...uh...we got some explaining to do."
Jeska or Jukon: So this is a hub world,
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Lucy takes the notes, looking them over. "Wait, this isn't... my father? What do you mean my father? He'd been dead for years before I fell in the core."[/font]
Azalea: "This is the part where my brother would usually ask if you guys have any food you want to tade for some supplies."
Azalea: "What, What? What does that mean?"
Jeska or Jukon: explains the multiple timeline shit, blah blah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You mean this is like a different universe?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK))
Barchar: "That disease doesn't exist, here. And...hopefully it's not contagious."
Jeska or Jukon: ((ha ha
Jeska or Jukon: Eeyup
Azalea: "Oh, it was very contageous. But it's gone now!"
Barchar: "Oh, good."
Azalea: -She looks down, and says "Probably should have said that first..."
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Barchar: "Cause I dunno how it would react with me, but I'm not going out from some shitty disease, goddammit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "W-Well, do you two have any food to spare?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK ME))
Wandering Frisk: ahhh.....nevermind?
Azalea: "W-Well, do you two have any food to spare?"
Asriel?: [font=Times New Roman]![/font]
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"... Anyway, this isn't what he was studying. This is... this is fusion. I know Guardian did some stuff on that, and I think Masenko... kind of does stuff like this... but not Perversion..."[/font]
Barchar: "Oh, we've got TONS of food."
Jeska or Jukon: pretty sure a lot of people say that BC before they die
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Barchar: "Whaddaya want? I can cook."
Nicholas: walks in.
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Azalea: "Cook? Like, a meal?"
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Jeska or Jukon: yeah theres food here, I can cover the costs, order what you want
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]I've got loads of cookies and similar things you can have.[/font]
Barchar: "Yeah. Not rats. Real people food."
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Made by one of the best chefs I know![/font]
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Wandering Frisk: ......okay
Azalea: -She looks ecstatic. She is particularly thin, but not that bad. She's been living off of canned soup for a while now."
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]She picks up the pendant. "This is a fusion pendant, and the cuff makes it so the individuals don't unfuse."[/font]
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Fellby: "So that's what he was up to... wait, you can read his weird scribbles?"
Azalea: -And venison and such.-
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Azalea: "Thank you so much!"
: ((Azalea: -And goat.-))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]She simply grins. "Of course I can. Do you... do you want to know what he wrote?"[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: Hey Grillby, get us a pizza
Nicholas: takes out several cookies.
Barchar: "Alright, so, what do you want? Meat? Vegetables? Ice cream?"
Azalea: "I don't care what it is, I just want normal food."
Barchar: "Or a pizza. That works."
Jeska or Jukon: Make it a supreme
Fellby: -no he's busy learning a thing or two about scumster-
Jeska or Jukon: ((meant Grillby at the bar, not Fellby
Barchar: (is grillby leading a double life)
Azalea: "Fireplace cooked squirrel is good, but not as good as pizza."
Barchar: (is Fellby the real grillby)
Lucy: ((ignore that my brain pooped out on me
Jeska or Jukon: (((oh god what a twist
Barchar: should probably just work for grillby as a cook at this point
: ((this was the twist all along
Barchar: probably better lay than scrounging in couch cushions
Lucy: ((I'm getting there, hang on
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Nicholas: gives her a rather large chocolate chip cookie.
Azalea: "Wait, wait, I should probably mention something... My brother, Hywel, probably will be a bit... Unreasonable."
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Jeska or Jukon: -grilllby brings out a pizza and a litter of soda
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]Ah.[/font]
Barchar: "We've dealt with plenty of unreasonable people. It'll be fine."
Azalea: "I'm supposed to be back at camp, he told me specifically not to go to the lab."
Azalea: "But I wanted to help because he's been doing al the work so I came to scavenge some stuff."
Fellby: "... I. I want to know just who the hell he blabbed to about me. How much do you know? About me, that is?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...He gets really nervous when he thinks I'm in danger."
Nicholas: ((brb
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUUFUFUF))
Wandering Frisk: I just don't want to get my head blasted off
Azalea: "...He gets really nervous when he thinks I'm in danger."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah, not surpirsed
Azalea: -She smiles brightly, and looks up.-
GN Austin: -Is just warping around the bar with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device-
Jeska or Jukon: btw that pizza aint getting hotter?
Azalea: "But I found something really good! I think he'll be really proud!"
Barchar: walks up to grillby. "Hey, uh, are you looking for a cook?"
Azalea: -She's already eating now, trying her best not to just scarf it down.-
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Lucy taps her chin. "You were... 17 when you left home. Gaster found you and you two became friends, even when you became a prostitute at 19. A year later you and he started your business when you met Muffet, and you were lovers for a while."[/font]
Barchar: "Cause if I'm gonna start being an actual person, I need money, and scrounging in couch cushions ain't much of a living."
Fellby: "Damn..." Fellby runs his hands over his face. "Did he write about me in his notes there?"
Wandering Frisk: -looks at Fellby- You and Muffet are a couple? I didn't know that -is kind of stupid-
Azalea: "Should I repay you for letting me eat food? I have some pretty cool stuff."
Jeska or Jukon: nah I'm ripped
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon: Come at me scrub lord!
Azalea: "Are you sure?"
GN Austin: Heh-HEY EVERYONE! Check this out! -Walks into the bathroom and walks out of the back room- YEAH! MAGIC!
Jeska or Jukon: postivie
Jeska or Jukon: positive*
Azalea: "Well, alright then! I think Hywel would have finished getting food for the night now... So he's probably gonna come looking for me..."
Azalea: "I should probably go and meet up with him."
Barchar: asked this grillby a question chime
Jeska or Jukon: ((I think Bar Grillby is RP by MV
Lucy: ((i rp him too sometimes
Grillby: ".............. Okay."
: -Bar grillby is both chime and mv-
Azalea: "...But, I think he would want me to gather some stuff and take it to camp, first."
Barchar: "Woo!"
Barchar: "Barchar done got herself a job!"
Barchar: "It's like she's a real adult!"
Jeska or Jukon: Alright be careful
Azalea: "Is there anything I can take wi- Oh, Oh my, I haven't even introduced myself!"
Azalea: -She takes one of Jukon's hands with bother of hers. They're pretty small, cause she's a kid.-
Azalea: "My names Azalea."
Jeska or Jukon: Jukon Dreemurr
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"In [i]these[/i] notes? " Lucy flips through them. "Ah, here, in entry 16... oh my. He had something nasty planned for you."[/font]
Azalea: "Nice to meet you, Jukon Dreemurr!"
Jeska or Jukon: likewise
Jeska or Jukon: I'll be here if you need me
Jeska or Jukon: you can stay longer if you want you know
Azalea: "Well, I should probably get going. I'll bring Hywel here when I come back, so he can eat and meet you, or anyone else in here."
Fellby: "Read them to me."
Jeska or Jukon: alright
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Lucy nods, then clears her throat...[/font]
Barchar: (oh because we needed more reason to hate scumster)
Azalea: -She gets up. She ate like half the pizza.-
Perversion log: 16.[br] I've got a plan.[br] [br] I've got a contact. He's going to hire both Grillby and Muffet, then give the pendant to her and ask them to dance. After they fuse, he's going to say he forgot to give them the cuff and have them put that on as well. And then, he'll deliver them to me, where I'll keep them in my lab and monitor them.[br] [br] Hopefully things go smoothly.
Azalea: "Thank you so much!"
MB!SwapMuffet: feels like taking a bath and she doesn't know why
Fellby: His face hardens. He feels like taking a bath but he's made out of fire. "... Asshole."
Azalea: -She heads to the door, and when she's close to it, it gets kicked open by an older male Goat. You could guess he is probably 15 or 16.-
Hywel: -He is wielding a bow, and an arrow that has some type of green liquid on the tip of it. He looks to be getting less food then Azalea, and has some stains of blood in his fur.-
Jeska or Jukon: guess that Hywel
Hywel: "Azalea!"
Fellby: Fellby stands up and turns away from Lucy. "Take his research and go, but leave the pendant and cuff here. Don't come back unless it's to collect more of his research, or to pay for our services." He starts to leave the lab. "I'm not coming back here again."
Barchar: "Holy shit, dude, are you okay?"
Hywel: -He runs in front of her, and pulls the bow string back, aiming with a sight to Jukon.-
Jeska or Jukon: you'd shoot a women holding a child?
Hywel: "Who the hell are you!?"
Jeska or Jukon: names Jukon
Hywel: -He keeps aiming, Children are really all there is back in his timeline, so yeah, he will.-
Jeska or Jukon: or Jeska, doesn't matter
Hywel: "Why is Azalea here?"
Jeska or Jukon: puts the child down
Barchar: "We gave your sister some pizza."
Jeska or Jukon: because she found the place
Barchar: "How long has it been since you've had actual food? Cause holy shit, dude."
Hywel: "How are you two even alive? Are you two with the Government?"
Wandering Frisk: -follows Fellby
Barchar: "No."
Fellby: He exits the lab. "Well that was a bunch of bullshit." he says, then presses the button to close the secret door.
Jeska or Jukon: Government? HA HAHAhahhaha
Barchar: "The disease doesn't exist in this dimension."
Hywel: "Then how did-"
Barchar: "Nice guess though!"
Hywel: "..."
GN Austin: -Sees the danger- I need to help the fish lady! -Runs to the Cardboard Box from last night, unfolds it, and shoots a portal onto it- Next step... -Shoots a portal behind Hywel, and steps in front of him with the portal shield box thing- I'M A HERO! NYAH!
Wandering Frisk: yeah, not a pleasant evening thats for sure
Jeska or Jukon: stands up- mind not aiming that bow at me
GN Austin: -And for good measure, puts a duct tape bandanna on his head-
Barchar: "Man, it's been a while since the wolf came in here." she mutters. "Dunno how Wang Dick Gonads wants me to get Info on him."
Hywel: -He fires at GN. If it hits, it causes him to not be able to move around the part where it hit. If it missed, it hit the wall.-
Barchar: (infinite ammo)
Azalea: -He draws another arrow, dipping it into some jar.-
Jeska or Jukon: unholsters her magnum caster and aims it at Hywel
Jeska or Jukon: Don't
Hywel: -He did that not Azalea
Barchar: "Can you quit that?"
Erron: -Did it hit? because he had those portals-
Hywel: "He attacked me!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Your choice))
Barchar: "He's an idiot, but don't kill him."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chose though))
GN Austin: I'M NO IDIOT!
Jeska or Jukon: said the kid whose flagging everyone with an arrow
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cause i need to respond to Barchar))
Erron: -I guess it missed?-
Hywel: "...Explain what you meant by alternate timeline."
Jeska or Jukon: first thing is first
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Lucy sighs, dusting off her skirt. She collects all of the notes and research she can find, stuffing them into a briefcase that never seems to get full. She then warps back to the place she came from, approaching a figure staring out the window, at a nebula. "Compiler, I managed to get all of what's left of Perversion's research. If you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my research."[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: holster the bow
Barchar: "First Firs ff, I said dimension, second off, I mean that this isn't yours."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Whoops he said dimention))
Barchar: "There's an infinite number of parallel time lines where different events happen."
: Lucida "Lucy" Wingding Gaster [Lucy] is now Compiler [Compiler].
Hywel: -He holsters the bow.-
Jeska or Jukon: holsters the caster
Compiler: ... [font=wingdings] WAIT. [/font]
Barchar: "This one has a tear in it, thus allowing other dimensions to stream in through these babies." she knocks on the anydoor.
Jeska or Jukon: will let BC explain
GN Austin: -Seeing the danger go down, he resets the portals and hops away-
Azalea: -She's been being quiet.-
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]She pauses. "Yes?"[/font]
Compiler: ... Find Guardian. He hasn't contacted us in 10 years.
Barchar: "No adult killing disease 'round here."
Hywel: "..."
Jeska or Jukon: ((gonna need to start getting ready for work
Hywel: -He's eyeing whats left of the pizza.-
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]S-sir, I don't know the code...[/font]
Hywel: "I... I'm sorry..."
Barchar: "Eh. Don't worry. Have the rest of the pizza if you want."
Hywel: -He still seems suspicious, looking around a lot.-
Barchar: "You look emaciated."
Hywel: -Went to the pizza, Eating the rest very very quickly.-
Compiler: turns. "G-A-S-T-O-N. That's the timeline Guardian created. Go there, and wait."
: (( I knew it ))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]She nods. "Yessir."[/font]
Erron: ((*Dramatic Sting*))
: (( I haven't been fully paying attention, but I knew it ))
: Compiler [Compiler] is now Chime [Chime].
Jeska or Jukon: Damnit of all times -runs to the bathroom-
Chime: ((aaand that's it for now
Hywel: -He wipes the green stuff off the tip of the arrow, and burns the small thing used to do that.-
Jeska or Jukon: ((brb, shower
: (( Somebody, we need to get the Laharl symbol in the night sky ))
Chime: ((thougts so far?
Erron: ((10/Tem))
Hywel: -He also does the same with the one in the wall.-
: (( So now we have Gasters trying to find Gasters about Gaster's research. ))
: ((it's good
Chime: ((welcome to gasterception
: (( Interesting ))
Azalea: -Walks up to Hywel, infront of him, and says what happened when she was here.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((brb))
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: (( Meanwhile, I've thought of a scary possibility. ))
: (([S]Everything is a dream[/s]
: (( This is another week Laharl's gone, and now I'm just sitting here fucked because I literally can not progress until he gets back so I can end the chapter. ))
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: (( Thus, we're just stuck on what is now my least favorite chapter with nothing to do ))
Erron: ((Should I start the GNA[sup]TM[/sup] Extremely-Mini-Arc?))
: (( -shrug- ))
GN Austin: Hey guys! -EXPLODES, The End-
: -wut-
Erron: ((jklol))
Erron: ((It starts now))
Jamie (Judas): -Walks in- . . .
Hywel: -After being explained on what happened, he hugs her, and turns around. He looks to be a lot more at ease.-
GN Austin: Uuugh, this guy...
Jamie (Judas): -He looks pissed, he's also missing his Book of Belial. He walks up to GNA- GIVE IT... NOW!
GN Austin: Hmmm... What If I wan't to keep it?
Hywel: -He looks to Barchar, and walks over, Azalea tagging along, holding his hand.-
: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.
GN Austin: -Takes the Book of Belial out- I just wanna give it a read... *Ahem* [color=red][Alternian]DARKNESS RISES![/Alternian][/color] -Suddenly he ZAPS Jamie with a bolt of red lightning-
Barchar: "Yeah?"
Hywel: "I apologize for that over reaction."
Barchar: "Eh."
Jamie (Judas): AAAGH!
Barchar: "No hard feelings."
Hywel: -He extends a hand to shake.- "I'm Hywel. She already told you that, though."
Barchar: shakes. "Barchar."
Hywel: "I appreciate you feeding her, Thank you."
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Hywel: -He's clutchcing a holstered knife with a free hand. Not in a threatening way, but more of a "If she attacks me I'm ready" Type of way.-
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GN Austin: YOU KNOW WHAT!? -Materializes some kind of Matrix looking code-ball in his hand-
Jamie (Judas): I-Is that...!?
Barchar: "No problem. I'll cook for you when you need."
Barchar: "Even give you the money to pay for it."
Hywel: -He nods, and take out the knife. There is a fair amount of blood on it, which he wipes off with a rag.-
Hywel: "Thanks. Althoigh, I'm gonna need some help, if you can get people to help me."
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Hywel: -He puts it away when it's clean.-
Barchar: "I can try, but I can't really leave this dimension. Long story."
Hywel: "Hell, I'd pay if you could find people who can."
Hywel: "And I could help with something that come up here."
Asriel_Dreemurr: comes*
GN Austin: FUCK YOU... -He turns his hand into a ball of fire- AND FUCK YOUR DIMENSION! -He Smashes the Orb in his hand, erasing Jamie's universe, killing everyone there, Eve, Isaac, Maggy... Lilith Wasn't there, but she's not going back any time soon-
: Frisky's connection timed out.
: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.
Jamie (Judas): -Just looks like he witnessed a murder, which he kinda did- !?!
Hywel: "Think you could gather some people to help me raid a building?"
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Barchar: "Prob'ly."
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Hywel: -He's cute, if you don't look at all the blood stained fur. Not who you'd expect to be raidning anything.-
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GN Austin: I would give you the book, but seeing as how it has no power without your dimension existing... You wont need this! -Burns the book with the last of it's own fire power-
Barchar: has seen some shit dude
Hywel: "Thanks."
Hywel: "By the way, the arrow wasn't 'poisoned.' If you thought that."
Jamie (Judas): ! ! ! -Just looks defeated, scared and sad- W-Why...? How could you take my friend's lives like that!? YOU... DEMON!
Jeska or Jukon: walks back out
Jeska or Jukon: geez again...
Hywel: "If t had hit that guy, woulda just paralyzed him temporarily."
Jeska or Jukon: so where were we?
Hywel: -He walks over to Jukon, introducing himself, then saying "Sorry about that."-
GN Austin: You deserve every second of grief I've bestowed upon you, Judas...
Barchar: "I know. But it's a precursor to killing."
Barchar: "For the record, you need to dilute that a little less. Could be way more effective."
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GN Austin: Killing you would be merciful... so, go fuck yourself or find a new timeline. I don't care which.
Ant: (( Yo ))
Jeska or Jukon: so whatcha need
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Hywel: -He gave a thumbs up to Chara, but she's wrong. Trust him, he has had this stuff in him before.-
Hywel: "Help."
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Ant: (( I'm pretty sure I've complained about the Amazing Atheist before...but god he's so annoying. ))
Hywel: -You can tell Azalea is used to not talking to other while Hywel is.-
Ant: (( His videos keep showing up in my what to watch feed thought ))
Ant: ((*though))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GET IT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((YOU SAID "God he's so annoying"))
Ant: (( ugh ))
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Ant: (( Amazing Atheist: *Claims and pretends to care about the LGBT community while shit talking the LGBT community ))
Jamie (Judas): -is actually crying, Austin just fucking emotionally broke him- Why did they have to die!? THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU! Isaac, Eve, Cain, Maggy... HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS!? YOU... YOU... -Breaks down in tears, knowing everyone he knew and loved is DEAD, with NO WAY of coming back, unable to finish his sentence-
Jeska or Jukon: raiding a place huh? what for?
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Hywel: "To save everyone. And myself and Azalea."
Ant: (( Also clickbait ))
Hywel: "I'm about 99% sure they are binding a cure."
Ant: (( Him and onision both try to be overly controversial ))
Hywel: "And I'm sixteen, so I better be right."
Erron: (("Binding"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Hiding*
Hywel: "You up for it?"
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Hywel: "I'll owe anyone who helps."
Ant: walks in
Jeska or Jukon: I mean, sure but I can't right now
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Ant: waves to everyone in the bar
Hywel: "Of course not, I didn't mean now."
GN Austin: . . . I gave you, your comeuppances . . .
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath do you want me to give you stats for these two))
Jeska or Jukon: so I take it that you'll die if you don't get that cure soon
Ant: (( I could rant about the Amazing Atheist more but I think I'm gonna just not because he doesn't need anymore attention. Kinda like Trump. I'm just done talking about douchebags whose minds will never change because they assume that they're somehow way more educated than every other educated person ))
Onna: ((Im just reading the logs
Ant: (( ...ok I guess that was technically a rant... ))
Onna: ((Ill have a fight later tonight
Hywel: "...Yeah. If I kick the bucket, take care of her. Okay? Believe it or not I trust the people her more then I've trusted anyone where I'm from."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Here*
Onna: ((So if theyre still there sure
Chime: ((Which fight we gonna do tonight slarverino
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Jeska or Jukon: fair enough
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((well, you can choose the numbers, but here you go))
Erron: ((We could do Lilith V. Jim))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cause I don't know how to make the fair stats))
Ant: sits down on the couch
Chime: ((I might do puppyfight if Gaster's not too busy with Lucy and shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hywel is fairly fragile, considering he's young, but packs a pretty mean punch. He isn't very fluent in magic, so he relies on weapons))
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Jeska or Jukon: perhaps you two should stay her for awhile
Onna: ((Okie
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((One special would be a Paralysis arrow))
Onna: ((Were gonna fight either vinny or some puppers tonight
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good amount of damage, chance for paralysis))
Erron: ((No Jimmy Jim Jam?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Also can you have a special that heals?"
Onna: ((Nah not yet
Onna: ((Sure
: (( No Jim Fucking Sterling Son ))
: (( It's 'not' showtime. ))
Onna: ((Jesus fucking christ im listening to mg revengeance music rn how the fuck
Onna: ((The final battle theme no less
: (( what the fuck ))
Onna: ((Gg erron
Erron: ((YEAH BOY))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay, the second special would be an adrenaline shot, that heals for whatever to a team mate of choice))
Onna: ((K
Onna: ((These guys look cool from the logs
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And the passive is a good damage boost when Azalea is KOed))
Onna: ((They'll be the same unit, like btale
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Onna: ((So a different passive
Onna: ((You know...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck let me think))
Onna: ((Im gonna introduce a new mechanic tonight
Onna: ((Ill work your passive around that
Onna: ((IF we're doing the pupper fight
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait so does that work or no))
Onna: ((If its vinny idk
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or should I make a new one))
Onna: ((It doesnt work but i have one
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What's it))
Onna: ((Gift of gab
Jeska or Jukon: well?
Chime: ((Ooooh, okay, pupper fight it is
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And that does))
: Chime [Chime] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Onna: ((Lets them use "act" without taking up the whole party's turn
Onna: ((Not now
Gaster: ((I'll think of a reason to come here
Onna: ((Few hours
Gaster: ((oh lmao
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Chime [Chime].
Hywel: "Gonna have to go gather our stuff at camp."
Onna: ((Basically, normally the party can either fight normally or sacrifice everyones turn for a chance to end the fight without killing, for double the exp
Jeska or Jukon: What about her?
Onna: ((NOT every fight can be ended this way tho
Jeska or Jukon: it might be safer for her to stay her
Jeska or Jukon: here*
Hywel: "She'll help me get all the stuff, then we will come back."
Onna: is asleep in jukons arms
Jeska or Jukon: alright
Onna: ((So its risk
Hywel: "I'm pretty good at survival, by the way."
Onna: ((There are ones that will be obviously actable, and ones that wont
Hywel: "Two years without electricity, food, or water available easily."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah? so am I
Erron: ((Is it hip for Vinny to fuck bees
Onna: ((Who do you think his target is
Hywel: "Cool. You had that pistol thingy, that was pretty cool.
Erron: ((oh.
Jeska or Jukon: you didn't even see it fire
Onna: ((ALSO everyone has to agree to act
Hywel: "Did you find that, or buy it or something?"
Onna: ((If one person attacks, everyone must
Jeska or Jukon: Was given it
Hywel: "Yeah, but still."
Hywel: "Never seen any guns where I'm from. Actually that's a lie."
Hywel: -he takes an over sized looking pistol from his satchel.
Hywel: "I found this."
Jeska or Jukon: let me see
Hywel: -He hands it to her. It has no clip, by even a "Gun" really. It has a really large barrel, and some type of canister where a clip should be.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: Not even*
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Jeska or Jukon: ((Magazine
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I meant that))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You're right))
Jeska or Jukon: ((NP
Chime: ((hi flame
Jeska or Jukon: ((some people make a big deal of that, not I
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pretty cool, huh?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes out a bag, and pulls out an odd looking syringe.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is the ammo."
Barchar: (hi again)
Jeska or Jukon: Not really a normal looking gun that I've seen -pulls out a ankle gun
Jeska or Jukon: hmm?
Chime: ((look what i found:
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait fuck that was all Hywel))
: Onna [Onna] is now Shoe [Shoe].
Hywel: "Here let me show you."
Shoe: awakens, trotting out from the back room
Shoe: Well howdy doo there
Barchar: "Hi, future pair if boots."
Hywel: -He takes the pistol, and sucks a clear liquid into the syringe. He then aims it at Shoe and fires it, and a blast of air send the syringe flying, hitting shoe, injecting the liquid inside of him.-
Jeska or Jukon: Shoe get out of here
Hywel: "Cool, huh?"
Erron: (( I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. ))
Jeska or Jukon: a needle gun huh
Hywel: -It wasn't like alcohol or poison or anything.-
Shoe: ...
Shoe: The fuck is this?
Hywel: "Yep. Cat won't die, that wasn't anything harmful."
Shoe: takes the needle out
Hywel: "I call it adrenaline, have no idea what it really is."
Jeska or Jukon: likely tranquilizer gun
Shoe: Who's this guy?
Hywel: "I'm Hywel."
Jeska or Jukon: no one you need to be concerned about
Jeska or Jukon: dont trust tthat cat kid
Hywel: "Also, fair point, it probably is."
Shoe: scoffs
Shoe: She's always rude
Azalea: -She literally was about to go to the cat before Jukon said that.-
Azalea: "Can I pet him?"
Shoe: I like pets
Barchar: "No."
Azalea: "Why not?"
Shoe: makes big kitty eyes
Shoe: They hate me...
Shoe: sniffles a bit
Jeska or Jukon: Don't
Jeska or Jukon: its really some hell spawn, loves to torture people
Shoe: That's not true... t-that's not true...
Shoe: sniffles more
Azalea: -She fucking DISRESPECTS YOUR OPINIONS until Hywel puts a hand infront of her.-
Jeska or Jukon: pulls out the gun she grabbed earilier and aims it at shoe
Chime: ((azalea: fuck the police
Azalea: "Aww. I'm sorry kitty, Hywel doesn't want me to."
Jeska or Jukon: its dialiuted, but it'll burn like hell Shoe
Barchar: "He doesn't deserve pets, Azalea. He's been a bad kitty."
Hywel: "Please don't fire the gun, it's too loud for her ears."
Jeska or Jukon: its a water gun kid
Shoe: sobs
Hywel: "Oh."
: (( So I'm watching Robobot stuff because I have nothing better to do ))
Shoe: Go ahead...
Shoe: H-hate me like the rest of them...
Jeska or Jukon: fire a few blastss near shoe- bad kitty
Azalea: "Shoe, I'm sorry. But I have to do what my brother says."
Barchar: "Oh, shut up. I know what real self loathing is like, and that's not it."
: (( The only thing I like less than TD when in comparison is the final bosses and Music ))
Azalea: "I don't hate you, just my brother hates you."
Shoe: yelps, hopping away
Hywel: "...I never did I hated him."
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Chime: ((Yoooo
Jeska or Jukon: thats for hurting Onna you garbage
Hywel: "Why did he not like that water gun? I mean, like I get that cats don't like water."
Hywel: "But that was a talking cat."
Chime: ((ooooh
Hellaton: ((yo
Jeska or Jukon: its not a tcat
Jeska or Jukon: cat*
Jeska or Jukon: just looks like one
Shoe: I'm a cat...
Shoe: S-she's... I'm..
Shoe: ((
Erron: ((So, GNA just destroyed Jamie's timeline and everyone in it right in front of him. I needed to kill of a few characters. And yes Lilith is still alive do not worry about the L I S T.))
Shoe: ((When you got the joy joy joy joy down in your heart just right
Hywel: "What do you mean, is it like a shapeshifter or something? Trying to get my sister near him?"
Hellaton: awakens from sleep mode in the middle of the living room floor.
Hywel: "Or a Nymph?"
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Chime: ((I dropped part one of a reveal earlier, i'll try to copy all the relevant parts down
Hywel: "A mimic?"
Hellaton: ((ok
Chime: ((but now it's time for part two
: Chime [Chime] is now Lucida "Lucy" Wingding Gaster [Lucy].
Barchar: "Shapeshifter. Asshole Shapeshifter who's slowly killing somebody in a possessed body."
Jeska or Jukon: yep
Hellaton: ((OH MY GOD
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Barchar: "We don't like him."
Jeska or Jukon: hurt a lot of people here
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Jamie (Judas): -Is crying in a booth-
Jeska or Jukon: only reason he is alive is because he is holding a friend of yours hostage
Shoe: ...
Hywel: "...Huh."
Nicholas: ((heya
Nicholas: enters.
Shoe: Well fuck you guys too then
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Lucy is waiting in the Gaston kitchen.[/font]
Shoe: hops onto the couch
Barchar: "No thanks, Kid."
Hywel: -He pushes Azalea back a bit, when Shoe jumps up.
Shoe: You know you wanna pet this pussy
Nicholas: looks at Shoe, then scowls. He heads over by Barchar.
Jeska or Jukon: fires another blast at shoe
Shoe: what is it
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]...Oh. A-are we fighting?[/font]
Hywel: "Stay away from Azalea and we'll be okay, got that, Shie?"
Hellaton: gets up, and knows by now that Metta doesn't wake up early, like, ever. So, he goes to awaken the other robot, passing the kitchen... and stopping when he sees a strange person.
Jeska or Jukon: ((a water solution with alocohol in it, enouht to burn but not do damage
Nicholas: [font=Times New Roman]...[/font]
Shoe: winces, hissing
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Lucy looks up, smiling. "Ah, hello! Is Guardian here?"[/font]
Shoe: How about I do whatever the fuck I want, kiddo
Hellaton: ...What? Whwho are you
Hywel: "How bout I turn one of these bottle into a Molotov?"
Jeska or Jukon: How about you piss off and leave Onna and these kids alone
Shoe: I wasn't even touching your shit kid
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Ah, forgive me." She holds out her hand. "I'm Dr. Lucida Gaster, but you may call me Lucy."[/font]
Barchar: "How about I get a head start on those boots?"
Hywel: -He picks up a bottle of whisky.-
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Hellaton: ...
Shoe: You could
Hywel: "You tried to lure her in."
Shoe: But you know
Jeska or Jukon: ((gtg
Shoe: You'd set the damn place on fire
Hellaton: just. Stares at her, backing against the wall.
Jeska or Jukon: here take this
Jeska or Jukon: hads Hywel a different water gun
Hellaton: ..................
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]Something clicks in Lucy's head. "Oh..."[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: its Evergreen, pure alcocol
Hellaton: is nearly bursting with questions, but says none. For now.
Hywel: -He takes it, and stars to shoot at Shoe, gradually walking closer to him, after motioning Azalea to stay back.
Shoe: FUCK
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"You're the Mettaton Perversion wrote about."[/font]
Shoe: melts
Jeska or Jukon: Shoe leave
Hellaton: Whaat...
Hywel: "oh holy shit."
Hywel: "Is he the wicked witch of the west?"
Shoe: has melted into the couch
Barchar: "Want me to see if I can unmelt him?"
Barchar: "I would need to find the 's head, though..."
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Ah, right... you don't know our designations. Sorry. Still, I think you know who Perversion is."[/font]
Jeska or Jukon: pretty much
Hellaton: .....
Jeska or Jukon: I'm going to class
Hywel: "That was fun."
Jeska or Jukon: taking my kid with me
Hywel: "...Class?"
Jeska or Jukon: talk to you later
Jeska or Jukon: explain later
Hywel: "Okay then."