UF!Grillby: Yeah... I get the feeling there's going to be a lot more changes down the road, too.

MB!SwapMuffet: sighs. "We have quite a bit to fix."

UF!Grillby: But, you know... It feels like a weight's being lifted off of me just by talking about this.

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Indeed. It's nice to get these burdens with the way things are run off our backs. Especially for me..." she mutters.

UF!Grillby: rubs Muffet's back gently, then kisses her forehead.

MB!SwapMuffet: winces slightly at the back rub. "Careful, cheri. That's annoyingly sensitive."

UF!Grillby: Ah, right. Sorry.

MB!SwapMuffet: "It's okay. You don't mean to do it." she put a bit of emphasis on the pronoun.

UF!Grillby: It's just a force of habit, really. An affectionate gesture I'm used to doing.

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Of course. As I said, I don't blame you when you do it. To most, that would be comforting. Most do not have scars in the shape of their most hated enemy's face."

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UF!Grillby: ... You think we could get some sort of surgery to get those removed?

MB!SwapMuffet: "Possibly. Though, that might require a fair bit of uncomfortable explanation. But it's certainly an idea."

UF!Grillby: Well, then we'll find a surgeon who doesn't ask where they came from.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Honestly, I'd be surprised if NOBODY under our employ had some form of medical training."

: ((ello anon

UF!Grillby: Me too. There's got to be someone who knows their way around a scalpel.

MB!SwapMuffet: "At least enough to cut off scarred skin."

UF!Grillby: And maybe graft more on. I wouldn't want your back to look worse.

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UF!Grillby: ((heyo

Fanta: ((Ayy

MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, fine point."

: ((ayy

UF!Grillby: just nods and leans back, enjoying the calm before the storm if you will.

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Haah...we're going to have fun tonight."

UF!Grillby: Oh, yes indeed.

MB!SwapMuffet: leans back as well, faltering a bit before she hit the back of the couch. She could ignore that gentle sting, but...not easily.

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UF!Grillby: ... You know, sometimes I wonder how he and I were friends.

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UF!Grillby: I guess he appealed to my love of earning money. He offered me a way to get rich.

MB!SwapMuffet: "He had some sort of charisma back then that he's lost over the years. Nowadays I wouldn't trust him near enough to me to have made the scars."

UF!Grillby: Yeah, that's true, too. He used to always be this super smooth, suave guy. Heh, no wonder he got me to be his friend. I wanted to be like that too, I guess.

MB!SwapMuffet: "He is a-Excusez mon français-fucking asshole."

UF!Grillby: laughs out loud, his flames crackling as he does so. "You're forgiven."

MB!SwapMuffet: she smiles. "Good. I was worried for a second~"

UF!Grillby: Ah, like I'd stay mad at you...

MB!SwapMuffet: "There's a first for everything, cheri."

UF!Grillby: frowns. "So what, you want me to be mad at you?"

Fanta: ((There's a department store in pokemon reborn that is members only

Fanta: ((You get stickers to unlock more floors

Fanta: ((At the top is "executive rest and relaxation"

UF!Grillby: ((oh myyyyy

Fanta: ((And this game would do it too

MB!SwapMuffet: "Of course not. But a girl can worry."

MB!SwapMuffet: (at the top, you see a very strange looking spinirak)

MB!SwapMuffet: (isn't shiny spinirak purple, too?)

UF!Grillby: ((And a chandelure, since that's the only purple fire i can think of

Fanta: ((Shinies are weird in this game

Fanta: ((For example, shiny aegislash is just a bloody sword

MB!SwapMuffet: (that isn't that game slarv)

MB!SwapMuffet: (that's the actual shiny aegislash)

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Fanta: ((Wait what

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Kalyke: (( yo

Fanta: ((Yo

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MB!SwapMuffet: (that is aegislash's actual, real, official shiny color scheme)

Fanta: ((Nonono

Fanta: ((Not a red edge

Fanta: ((Blood splatters

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh okay)

MB!SwapMuffet: (so they took his actual color scheme and cranked up the edge)

MB!SwapMuffet: (gotcha)

Fanta: ((This whole game is edgy

Kalyke: (( Edgy asf

Fanta: ((Tuurists

MB!SwapMuffet: "...When do you wish to start? As far as I'm concerned, the sooner we get that [i]connard[/i] out of our establishment, the better."

UF!Grillby: Well, I'd like to start when we can get that Underfell Mettaton with us.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. True. Him and frisk."

UF!Grillby: Buuuut.... if it gets to it, we could probably improvise.

MB!SwapMuffet: "I mean, again, if things devolve into violence, I'd almost rather we pull the trigger on Brainwash before she misfires."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Mettaton will get his revenge either way."

UF!Grillby: nods.

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Fanta: ((>When ur pokemon gets over the level cap during the gym fight but u win so its ok

Fanta: ((Laharl you lied Florina was easy as shit once I got past ferroseed

Fanta: ((Wingull was a godsend for breloom

Fanta: ((And somehow managed to beat cradily

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: ((Hello.))

Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: ((I didnt say time

Fanta: ((I swear

: ((It's fine.))

: ((Just don't IP ban me.))

: ((/s

Fanta: ((I'm still sorry about that

: ((Nah man, it's chill.))

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: ((Hello.))

Kalyke: (( I've become desensitized to hot Cheetos. Also, hello Time ))

: ((Hot Cheetos? That's nothing.))

Kalyke: (( Exactly ))

: ((Try the Carolina Reaper.))

: ((Now that's a challenge.))

Kalyke: (( xD ))

: ((Another challenge is to not anger a cow. If you do anger the cow, you're gonna be the ribeye.))

: ((Oh, and never anger a Devil Cow.))

: ((Heard that guy could shapeshift.))

: ((Fucking demon got smashed by a massive golem.))

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Kalyke: (( [url=http://turtleboysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screen-Shot-2016-04-09-at-4.55.16-PM.png]"methylsoleucine"[/url] ))

: ((Hello.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hi.))

: ((Also, that's true.))

Kalyke: (( "FUCK IT I'M MAKING METH" -Totally me ))

: Timeywim [] is now Timeywim [Dr. Kassie ].

: Timeywim [Dr. Kassie ] is now Timeywim [Dr. Kassie].

Dr. Kassie: ((Whoopsie doopie.))

Fanta: ((Ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

Fanta: ((Editing the 2nd boss sprite

Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep on the couch.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cool))

Fanta: ((It's time for Giant Spider!Shoe

Fanta: is sitting next to him

Dr. Kassie: Now, this woman walks into the bar. There's really nothing too special about her if anybody glanced to say hello, but she was indeed wearing a lab coat. A pretty fancy one too, if you ask me. There was some sort of logo on the top right of it, and she appears to have a black undershirt. Black and white, yin yang, white and black, whities gotta pay, whatever. Anyways, as to save time and to not create a four hundred lined paragraph, she glances around the bar before shrugging and sitting down at a booth. She really had no real business here, but her 'study partner' told her about this place and all the kind and odd people here. The whole place seemed to be quiet. It was quite surprising actually, wasn't it.. 2:45 PM? Or 12:44 PM? Who knows.

Kalyke: (( Oh yes paragraphs ))

Dr. Kassie: ((Oh boy.))

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Dr. Kassie: ((Itsy bitsy Shoe climbing down the water spout, some rain and stuff killed him, and now the bitch is gone.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

Kalyke: Kalyke walks into the bar, still a bit shocked after being ripped across time and space by an everything-defying button. He looked at everyone in the bar. "uh, hi everyone"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy."

Asriel_Dreemurr: sits up, staying nea the two people who were sleeping next to him.

Kalyke: (( Too lazy to write a paragraph but trying to avoid doing "/me walks in" ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: near*

Dr. Kassie: She looks up at the somebody she didn't know yet. "Hello."

Dr. Kassie: ((Now we know that I'm not lazy.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy. Who might you be?"

Dr. Kassie: ((Unlike AD.))

Kalyke: (( lol ))

Fanta: Oh, hey Asriel

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Fanta."

Dr. Kassie: ((Seriously, AD goes to sleep like four times per-day.))

Dr. Kassie: ((I'm worried for his health.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shhhsh))

Kalyke: (( I am most definitely concerned. ))

Dr. Kassie: ((AD could have lower back pain, strokes, heart disease, and even diabetes.))

Kalyke: (( Time knows this shit ))

Barchar: just makes him take a lot of naps cause she's kind of weird

Barchar: ya know in case you somehow didn't freaking notice

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Y'know what that worksbecause i have no other excuse))

Dr. Kassie: Then Barchar could kill AD incidentally.

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Barchar: nah she knows how this shit works

Kalyke: "..."

MB!SwapMuffet: gconsidering the fact that barchar was basically created as an answer to this exact ossue)

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: Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Dr. Kassie: Alright. Let's hope that AD won't have to roleplay a heart attack.

Kalyke: Oh boy.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fanta: leans on AD, looking at the newcomer

Dr. Kassie: Anyways, she's just sitting there. Likely thinking.

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Asriel_Dreemurr: waskes Dr, Kassie who they were.

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Asriel_Dreemurr: asked*

Kalyke: Kalyke sits at a booth and idly looks at his phone, sipping from a can of Slurm.

Dr. Kassie: She looks over to AD. "Ah, I'm afraid we haven't met."

Dr. Kassie: "I am Dr. Kassie, and I study different timelines."

Barchar: "Oh, this is a good place for that!"

Dr. Kassie: She is guilty to staying in the Candyland timeline a little too much, though.

Dr. Kassie: "Oh, goodie good."

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up and walks over, to shake their hand. He says "Nice to meet you, Kassie." as he extends his hand.

Barchar: "There's, like, 10 different time lines just in the dang room,"

Dr. Kassie: She extends her hand and shakes the furry hand.

Dr. Kassie: She lets go.

Asriel_Dreemurr: has a soft smile.

Dr. Kassie: "Nice to meet you, mister...?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Dr. Kassie: "I'm asking for your name."

Dr. Kassie: "Mister Doodie Doo, for example."

Barchar: "Asriel. Pretty much any male goat you see is Asriel."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asriel. Asriel Dreemurr."

Kalyke: "..." Kalyke is glowing a faint green, possibly the result of his rapid Slurm consumption. Kalyke is a male goat.

Dr. Kassie: "Nice to meet you, Mister Dreemurr."

Barchar: said pretty much

Dr. Kassie: ((Kalyke doesn't like to be called Asriel because he isn't as real as him.))

Kalyke: (( Eh ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can call me Asriel, if you'd like."

Dr. Kassie: "Are you sure you're real, Asriel?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bout 99% sure."

Dr. Kassie: "Good, then you're as riel as it gets."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, you just shook my ha-"

Kalyke: He laughs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh goddamnit."

Barchar: "Pretty much the only person who isn't real here is me."

Dr. Kassie: "Language, young sir."

Kalyke: (( TFA: well i'm dead so ))

Barchar: has heard that fucking pun so. Many. Times.

Kalyke: (( TFA: rest in pieces me ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You're gonna have to get used to language."

Kalyke: "watch your fucking profanity"

Dr. Kassie: "I already have."

Barchar: (Barchar: "Too soon" )

Kalyke: (( RIP TFA ))

Kalyke: (( Rest in pieces ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but I'm old enough to drink, Ithink it's fine if I say 'Damn'"

Dr. Kassie: "True."

Kalyke: (( Plot twist AD is under 21 ))

Dr. Kassie: "I'm fine with language, though!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: 'Either way, nice to meet you"

Dr. Kassie: "Nice to meet you, too."

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles, and takes a seat next to them.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, you're doing some research?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "

Kalyke: Kalyke is glowing a really bright green now. Don't drink too much Slurm.

Dr. Kassie: "Not right now. I recently fought a thousand carnivourous guinea pigs with my automatic shotgun."

Dr. Kassie: "It wasn't fun."

Dr. Kassie: "Well, not exactly a thousand."

Dr. Kassie: "More like one and a half."

Dr. Kassie: "Or five thousand."

Dr. Kassie: "Either way, it wasn't a fun time."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Geez."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Surprised your labcoat is still so clean after that."

Dr. Kassie: "My labcoat is amazing in many ways, darling. It's stainproof. All liquid just falls off of it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: really wants to test that now.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's cool."

Dr. Kassie: "It repels liquid."

Kalyke: (( hydrophobic surface ))

Dr. Kassie: "It's made with a hydrophobic fabric."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, when you begin your research, is there anyway I could help?"

Dr. Kassie: "What do you mean, 'research'? Going somewhere or just plain notes?"

Florinia: The lady from before walks into the bar again, sitting down and starting up her notes again.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know, I was just asking if there was a way I could help you."

Kalyke: He waves at Florinia.

Florinia: 'Initiating testing phase 2:Simulating battle with nearby inhabitants. Have brought rental pokemon to compensate for possible lack of armaments.'

Dr. Kassie: ((Watch out Laharl, I've heard that a few people will use 'PSI Bitchkill' on you.))

Florinia: ((Wat))

Dr. Kassie: ((Think of Dr. Andonuts.))

Dr. Kassie: ((Then think of PSI Bitchkill.))

Dr. Kassie: ((Put the two together.))

Florinia: (( I know what that is but-))

Dr. Kassie: She shrugs.

Dr. Kassie: "Maybe."

Florinia: ((PSI Bitchnuts?))

Kalyke: He continues to glow a bright as fuck green. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH SLURM and maybe don't watch too much Futurama

Dr. Kassie: ((That would involve getting shanked in the nuts with a Piss Shit Institute Female Dog.))

Dr. Kassie: "I go around a bunch of places."

Dr. Kassie: "I even found Candyland, once."

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Dr. Kassie: She reaches into her pockets, and pulls out this candy cane.

Kalyke: He turns around to Dr. Kassie and AD. "candyland? people say that i live in futurama"

Dr. Kassie: "For example."

Kalyke: He's still holding a can of Slurm.

Dr. Kassie: She hands the candy cane to AD, and looks to Kalyke.

Dr. Kassie: "Huh."

Dr. Kassie: "Interesting."

Asriel_Dreemurr: m takes the cane, looking to Kalyke.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, you're green."

Dr. Kassie: "My friend loves that show."

Kalyke: "wait, what, i am"

Dr. Kassie: "And you're green."

Kalyke: He looks at his arm, which is glowing green.

Dr. Kassie: "You might have to consult a doctor."

Kalyke: "what the fuck"

Kalyke: He's also a bit...radioactive right now.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyways, what's with the candy cane?"

Dr. Kassie: "..You might have a severe case of phossy jaw."

Dr. Kassie: She looks back at AD.

Florinia: ((If anyone feels like fighting Florina. Theres a website to simulate pokemon battles))

Dr. Kassie: "That's from Candyland."

Dr. Kassie: "It's really good."

Fanta: ((Laharl

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...okay."

Dr. Kassie: "It's not processed, either."

Fanta: ((Florinia was easy as shit

Kalyke: "..."

Florinia: ((Yes?))

Kalyke: "phossy jaw?"

Florinia: ((Lemme guess.))

Fanta: ((Although I probably got mad lucky

Dr. Kassie: She looks back at Kalyke.

Florinia: ((Marshstomp or Trubbish))

Dr. Kassie: "It involves being around a certain chemical for too long."

Fanta: ((Marshtomp was pretty useless actually

Fanta: ((Wingull was a godsend

Kalyke: "oh" He looks at the can of Slurm.

Florinia: ((Any flying type shits on the gym))

Florinia: ((Except for Cradily))

Dr. Kassie: "There could possibly be white phosphorous in that."

Dr. Kassie: "I'm not sure."

Fanta: ((I got cradily confused and knocked out 75% of its health

Dr. Kassie: "You shouldn't drink it."

Kalyke: "oh"

Asriel_Dreemurr: hands back the candy cane, and says "Yeah, I'dstop drinking that stuff."

Kalyke: He immediately drops the can of Slurm.

Dr. Kassie: She hands back the candy cane to AD.

Dr. Kassie: "That's yours."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, thanks!"

Dr. Kassie: She nods.

Dr. Kassie: "No problem. I have tons of candy to spare."

Asriel_Dreemurr: starts to eat it, of course.

Florinia: ((I had Gulpin just use toxic on it))

Fanta: ((Gulpin don't have that yet for me

Dr. Kassie: The candycane tastes better than any candycane you've ever tasted. Likely because it's made from real stuff.

Florinia: ((Learns it in the early twenties. Best damn move it gets))

Florinia: ((Use it to shit on all the unfair fights))

Florinia: ((Like the Level 85 Arceus you'll have to fight halfway through the game))

Asriel_Dreemurr: sucks on the candy cane.

Fanta: ((Ok then

Kalyke: (( Oh bby u suck on dat reel gud ))

Dr. Kassie: That's not gay at all.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: *Faps*))

Asriel_Dreemurr: has been with a guy to be fair.

Dr. Kassie: Oh yeah, that bastard who keeps on dying.

Asriel_Dreemurr: also eats candy canes like a normal human being, and doesn't just bithe them.

Dr. Kassie: True, true.

Dr. Kassie: More like a normal monster being.

Dr. Kassie: Anywho.

Fanta: looks at him sucking on the candy cane

Florinia: Florina continues writing notes, occasionally sending out a pokemon to test things in the area.

Dr. Kassie: "Do you like it?"

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Florinia: There is currently a breloom punching the table to test how tables would affect the battle arena.

Florinia: Reborn's big gimmick is arenas. So Florina is looking for new ones.

Dr. Kassie: ((Fanta would be like, "That's what I'm gonna be doing to him."))

Dr. Kassie: ((After all, they used to be together.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, it's great."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Best candy cane I've had."

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes back to eating it.

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Dr. Kassie: She gives a quick smile, nodding. "That's good."

Kalyke: (( I might get a record for playing one of the first male goats that aren't some sort of Asriel ))

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Dr. Kassie: ((Indeed.))

Barchar: (I'm going to regret typing this)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god))

Barchar: "Why can't I be that candy cane?" she mutters

Kalyke: (( OH bby ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: can't hear this I assume.

Barchar: (YUP I REGRETTED IT)

Dr. Kassie: ((oh bby

Barchar: let's just go with he cant

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Asriel_Dreemurr: could have heard it.

Asriel_Dreemurr: but it's ur choice.

Dr. Kassie: ((Wouldn't that be vore?))

Barchar: I mean it's still clear she wants to fuck him without it, ad isn't an idiot

Dr. Kassie: ((AD is eating the candy cane.))

Barchar: needs to be into some weird shit dude she's LITERALLY SEEN IT ALL

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well, she wants me to suck her.))

Dr. Kassie: ((She doesn't have a penis.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She can get a penis))

Dr. Kassie: ((Oh, yeah.))

Kalyke: (( "She can get a penis" -AD 2016 ))

Dr. Kassie: ((She's in that body.))

Dr. Kassie: ((Which means she has a penis.))

Barchar: can have whatever u want bby ;)

Asriel_Dreemurr: isn't sucking on the candy cane sensually, but you know, how do you avoid making sucking on anything look sexual.

Barchar: actually bazzy has shape-shifting abilities, so...yeah. Not quite so versatile as an amalgamate, but...she can arrange things

Florinia: With a banana.

Kalyke: With two bananas.

Dr. Kassie: With three bananas.

Florinia: And one more banana for scale.

Barchar: with as many bananas as you want hun

Kalyke: oh bby

Dr. Kassie: Oh baby.

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and sits by Barchar on the couch, will with the candy cane.

Kalyke: the incorrect use of /me is why we cannot have nice things

Dr. Kassie: She watches AD.

Florinia: t'Testing with Yggdrasil is permitted, but not reccomended. Until further notice testing will only take place with normally sized pokemon.'

Asriel_Dreemurr: just did this because they weren't talking, and stuff.

Kalyke: He looks at everyone in the bar and goes back to drinking Slurm, even though he really shouldn't.

Barchar: can use /me however she fucking wants bucko

Fanta: fuk u bloo

Dr. Kassie: She gets up, and sits down next to Bar Chara and AD.

Barchar: "Hi ad how ya doin'"

Dr. Kassie: "I haven't met you, other goat."

Barchar: "Hi Dr. Kassie how ya doin'"

Fanta: wonders which other goat

Asriel_Dreemurr: takes the candy cane out of his mouth, and responds "Doing great." He puts it back in.

Dr. Kassie: "Fine."

Barchar: actually she's changed the body to look like a chara now. Sorry, probably should have mentioned thst

Dr. Kassie: bar chafucka

Barchar: can look like the goat tho

Dr. Kassie: She looks to Fanta.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chafucka))

Dr. Kassie: "Hello, other other goat."

Dr. Kassie: "What's your name?"

Dr. Kassie: ((Yep.))

Fanta: I'm Asriel, but people call me Fanta

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're in a way the same person."

Dr. Kassie: "Like the soda?"

Fanta: For some reason

Asriel_Dreemurr: in an implied way had take. The candy cane out of his mouth.

Florinia: A pokeball falls off the table and rolls over to the group at the couch. Florina doesn't seem to notice it.

Asriel_Dreemurr: Taken*

Kalyke: (( gtg ))

Dr. Kassie: ((Bye.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: picks it up.

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Florinia: It's got a giant sticker on the back, with a bomb.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Holy shit."

Florinia: And little explosion decals.

Dr. Kassie: "Nice to meet you, Fanta. I am Dr. Kassie, if you didn't hear that already."

Barchar: "...that seems like a bad."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's a pokeball."

Barchar: "Is that an electrode?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Might be."

Dr. Kassie: She looks at the Pokèball.

Dr. Kassie: "Huh."

Barchar: "Or just a bomb shaped like a pokeball?"

Dr. Kassie: "That's weird."

Florinia: ((Note: The first gym leader, Juolia, is friends with Florina and the epitome of 'Kaboom' and 'Leroy Jenkins'))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's kinda small for an electrode."

Florinia: Florina doesn't seem to notice the pokeball is missing, currently writing notes.

Barchar: "Maybe it's a pokeball that holds an electrode?"

Dr. Kassie: "Throw it."

Dr. Kassie: "I dare you."

Dr. Kassie: She grins.

Asriel_Dreemurr: throws it.

Barchar: "Outside."

Dr. Kassie: "Too late for that."

Barchar: "Or not okay"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well too late now."

Asriel_Dreemurr: stands up.

Florinia: It releases an electrode, the ball opens with a custom sound effect, of some kind of recorded message of an airheaded-sounding girl going 'KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Dr. Kassie: She chuckles.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh it was an electrode."

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Dr. Kassie: "Wow."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Florinia: Florina looks to the side, noticing the pokemon is missing. She quickly runs over and returns the pokemon. "Please refrain from releasing Pokemon that I am currently being loaned."

Barchar: "I knew it! Except, like, I knew it without KNOWING it like I usually do."

Florinia: The end of the message: 'BOOOOOOOOOM' still plays through the air.

Dr. Kassie: "I once had a small loan of a million dollars."

Dr. Kassie: "Good times."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, sorry."

Florinia: Her desk has tons of pokeballs on it, with different stickers and decals on it. They have named written on them. Of various gym leaders.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll not do that next time."

Dr. Kassie: "Anyways, sorry Asriel for making you do that."

Florinia: "Forgiveness is accepted. Please refrain from opening that which is not yours in future circumstances, if you wish to see a pokemon, you may ask."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I could have said no, Kassie, don't have to apologize."

Florinia: "Except for the specimen Electrode. I do not wish for Joulia's pokemon to level the entire building."

Dr. Kassie: "It's just proper manners, Asriel."

Asriel_Dreemurr: sits back down, retuning to eating his candy cane.

Asriel_Dreemurr: can probably shank a bitch with this Canada cane now.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((CANADA?))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((CANDY*))

Florinia: ((Slarv is free to use Fern if he wants.))

Dr. Kassie: ((First we had Canadian Bacon, now it infected candy canes?))

Dr. Kassie: ((Also, I just started drinking some Fanta.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on BarChar as he does so."

Barchar: (a Canada cane apologizes for being too minty)

Barchar: has no reason whatsoever to protest this lean

Dr. Kassie: "So, you're a leaner?"

Florinia: A pokeball is thrown out. A large crobat is released.

Dr. Kassie: "Oh, wow."

Dr. Kassie: She glances at the Crobat.

Florinia: It uses air cutter, and slices through the air. Leaving a nice indent in the wall. 'Flying type attacks seem to have no change in strength, positively or negatively.'

Dr. Kassie: She also waits for AD to respond.

Florinia: ((Note:In the Reborn Region, it's not uncommon for trainers to learn how to fight themselves. As the entire region is filled with gangsters, ferocious pokemon, etc))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I lean a lot."

Barchar: "Most asriels are."

Dr. Kassie: "Cool."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Usually people like soft goat people leaning on them."

Florinia: ((While she's weak compared to her pokemon, she can disable an opponent with some skill))

Dr. Kassie: "Let's start a leaning train."

Dr. Kassie: She leans on AD.

Florinia: Florina then throws out what looks like a familiar pokeball.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fanta: *Fucks AD* Waitdid I screw it up))

Florinia: Yggdrasil the Cradily, the Cradily so big it extends up and out of the ceiling, is released. It's scary.

Barchar: (Fanta: "Ohhh, I thought you said 'fuck out AD'S brains! My bad!" )

Barchar: (Fanta: *glares at barchar*)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: nonono keep doing it))

Florinia: ((Brb playing and undertale Dating sim))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))

Barchar: (Barchar: *thumbs up*)

Barchar: (CaU dating sim)

Barchar: (main character is barchar)

Barchar: (the asriels are all one partner)

Dr. Kassie: ((No, the main character is Asriel.))

Florinia: ((You die at the end))

Barchar: (their ending is basically the Golden ending)

Dr. Kassie: ((Asriel has the most porn.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((^))

Barchar: (oooh ooh)

Florinia: ((The only characters of mine that could be put in a dating sim are the twins/the duet))

Barchar: (if barchar got in a relationship with all the asriels)

Barchar: (she'd have a barcharem)

Florinia: ((Which basically refuse to be romanced unless you help out the other ones))

Florinia: ((Meaning Steel won't date unless you help Aluminum out with something, etc))

Florinia: ((Basically, if you want to get metal, you gotta go on a 5 hour fetchquest))

Dr. Kassie: ((Metal ass is hard to get.))

Dr. Kassie: "Goats are, indeed, very fluffy."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And usually very kind."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "They're like big sentient pillows."

Florinia: ((Brb dating Papyrus by accident))

Dr. Kassie: "That's right."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, not that, we'd be body pillows in that case."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: Quit testing me))

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Kalyke: "..."

Kalyke: (( [i][logs on and immediately sees "body pillows"][/i] ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I think I made this awkward."

Dr. Kassie: "I can say that I have never experienced this in my life."

Dr. Kassie: "And yes, it's a tad bit awkward, but it's fine."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Experienced what?"

Florinia: ((I'm about to fight a minor league wrestler))

Florinia: ((What kind of fucking dating sim is this))

Dr. Kassie: "Leaning on a goat."

Dr. Kassie: "A goat person."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((One where you wrestle))

Dr. Kassie: "That is kind."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."

Florinia: ((I'm suplkexing her apparently?))

Kalyke: (( [i][panic at the disco quietly playing in the background][/i] ))

Dr. Kassie: ((Are you dating Undyne?))

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, it's fun."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shoulda tried it out earlier."

Barchar: (Barchar: "Note to self. Find Asriel body pillow." )

Barchar: (AD: "Hot" )

Florinia: ((*The writing on the walls is an advertisement for a fast food chain))

Dr. Kassie: "I didn't want to make things awkward."

Florinia: ((*Sans is screaming internally))

Dr. Kassie: She grins awkwardly.

Dr. Kassie: "After all, I only just met you."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I understand."

Dr. Kassie: ((Sans is Ness confirmed.))

Florinia: ((Okay, so the art in this game is shit))

Florinia: ((Papyrus looks like a stickman, and Frisk is made in MS Paint))

Florinia: ((But then theres Sans, who is so well drawn I dunno what to think))

Barchar: "Oh, we're experts in awkward. It's pretty much normal."

Dr. Kassie: ((Then get a dating simulator with better quality.))

Barchar: (prolly different artists)

Dr. Kassie: ((I'm sure there are some out there with Fanon Toriel.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Dr. Kassie: "Interesting."

Dr. Kassie: "That makes things feel less awkward, surprisingly."

Dr. Kassie: "You would think it would slightly make this conversation a bit more awkward."

Kalyke: "..."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have you ever hugged a goat person?"

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Dr. Kassie: "Never."

Dr. Kassie: "Why would I?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because they are soft and cuddly."

Kalyke: Kalyke just sits there, glowing a bright blinding green at this point.

Dr. Kassie: "True true."

Dr. Kassie: ((Kalyke would be like, "I've hugged myself once. Does that count?"))

Barchar: "Goat people are just all-around amazing, dude."

Dr. Kassie: "I treat them like normal people."

Florinia: ((Only reason i'm playing this))

Florinia: ((Is because))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cuddly normal people."

Florinia: ((It has Red in it))

Dr. Kassie: "I can say that they're likable."

Kalyke: (( Kalyke is just like "..."

Kalyke: (( And then he sips even more Slurm ))

Dr. Kassie: ((And explodes.))

Dr. Kassie: ((Sending green stuff everywhere

Dr. Kassie: "Are you suggesting that I should hug you?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Dr. Kassie: "Well, okay."

Dr. Kassie: She hugs AD for exactly three seconds, before letting go.

Florinia: Florinia is just writing down notes.

Dr. Kassie: "I guess I underestimated how soft you were."

Dr. Kassie: "Maybe I should write that down when I go home."

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No more then three seconds, huh?"

Kalyke: (( http://i.imgur.com/TFJwcIJ.gif

Dr. Kassie: She shrugs.

Dr. Kassie: "Well, I didn't want it to be awkward."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hugs aren't awkward when they are for science."

Dr. Kassie: "..Err, alright!"

Dr. Kassie: She hugs AD. Again.

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs back

Barchar: "Yup! Hug him as much as you want!" she gives Kassie a red-eye side glance. 'Don't push it.' she mouths

Asriel_Dreemurr: (Kass: Erm... Is Chara your girlfriend?))

Dr. Kassie: She glances at Bar Chara and gives a look that shows that she won't do anything more than that.

Kalyke: (( http://i.imgur.com/QG3lXFr.webm

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ad: Na- Barchar: YES))

Barchar: thumbs up

Barchar: (Jukonb "AD, why didn't you tell me you wanted a threesome?" )

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dude))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You have not read the boden logs yet have you))

Dr. Kassie: She just.. hugs AD.

Asriel_Dreemurr: is hugging back, softly.

Barchar: (no, I haven't)

Barchar: (has ad actually suggested a threesome with barchar)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No he's had a threesome with Jukon and Fanta))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But not in the bar so rip Barchar))

Barchar: (oh right that)

Barchar: (she cri)

Barchar: (unfortunately when/if she can go to different dimensions she won't be able to transfer her omnipresence, so she won't be able to go there and see all of the Asriel banging)

Barchar: (what she can do is pay for her own Asriel to bsng)

Asriel_Dreemurr: (9She could look at his memories cant she))

Barchar: (i mean if he let her I guess)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cant she do it without permission))

Dr. Kassie: ((So much fucking.))

Barchar: (barchar makes her living off of g dropped in couch cushions. She knows when it happens, and makes the rounds at night)

Barchar: (i mean, she PROBABLY could, but I imagine rooting through memories is harder to hide than just firing off chemicals)

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Dr. Kassie: She eventually lets go.

Asriel_Dreemurr: si smiling.

Asriel_Dreemurr: is*

Dr. Kassie: "It's like hugging an animal."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is it?"

Dr. Kassie: "But better, because it's similar to hugging a human."

Dr. Kassie: "An animal-human."

Dr. Kassie: "I wonder why people don't talk more about you guys in my timeline."

Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We can also shoot fire from our hands."

Dr. Kassie: "Magic?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."

Dr. Kassie: "Oh, so you're Harry Potter now."

Dr. Kassie: She smirks.

Asriel_Dreemurr: smirks aswell.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't need a wand though.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "

Dr. Kassie: She makes a hand gesture.

Dr. Kassie: "Ooooh, magic."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, I was just pointing it out."

Erron: ((ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're the one who is studying other timelines."

Dr. Kassie: "I know!"

Dr. Kassie: ((Hello.))

Dr. Kassie: "I'm just jokin'."

Asriel_Dreemurr: is smiling, having knew that.

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Kalyke: (( yo

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have I helped at all with it?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, hugs are probably not the most important thing to know."

Dr. Kassie: "I now know there are fluffy goat people."

Robo-Frisk: -walks in- ...

Kalyke: He looks at RFrisk. "yo"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And fish people."

Robo-Frisk: H-Hi...

Asriel_Dreemurr: points to the sleeping Jukon.

Dr. Kassie: "Right."

Dr. Kassie: She glances to Robo-Frisk.

Dr. Kassie: "And synths."

Robo-Frisk: Huh?

Dr. Kassie: "Actually, I knew about them already."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Synths?"

Dr. Kassie: "Synths are basically robots."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, some other robots come here, like Mettaton."

Robo-Frisk: -sits at the bar- ...

Mk: looks up. "What about Synths? Do settlements need marked?"

Dr. Kassie: "Intetesting."

Dr. Kassie: "Get it."

Dr. Kassie: "I'm a scientist."

Barchar: "Hee." barchar says druly

Kalyke: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIw-_JM90EY]Kalyke's theme[/url] ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also dragons. Or wyverns, I think."

Dr. Kassie: "Huh.'

Robo-Frisk: -drinks some Dr. Pepper-

Dr. Kassie: "Now I know why you said that this place would be good for research."

Mk: waves. "Robotic wyvern, even."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's should be very good."

Dr. Kassie: "Righto, bucko."

Mk: jakob slides up. "Oh. Slides too. You didn't say slimes."

Dr. Kassie: She nods.

Dr. Kassie: "I've seen slimes before."

Mk: "But you can blame Ms. Kill all humans over there fir that." they said, waving towards Rfrisk

Mk: "Well, still. Slimes." jakob pokes at Kid. "Oh, shit, I haven't been feeding you. Sorry."

Barchar: (message delaaay)

Barchar: (that was supposed to be after mk mentioned they were a robot)

Robo-Frisk: [sub]I... Changed...[/sub]

Mk: "Right, I just...didnt know how else to put it. Sorry."

Robo-Frisk: ...

Mk: "And, hey, no hard feelings. Being a robot? Pretty damn cool, really" they stand up, tossing a granola bar into Jakob.

Robo-Frisk: -nods-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'm sure there are other things to find."

Dr. Kassie: ((Let's hope that nobody makes a 'into' joke with Jakob.))

Dr. Kassie: "I'm sure of that, too."

Erron: ((-inert "into" joke here-))

Dr. Kassie: "When you study timelines, you have no idea what will happen."

Barchar: (slimes do not have reproductive organs)

Barchar: (they reproduce asexually)

Erron: ((*hiss*))

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Kassie.

Barchar: (ITS TRUUUUE)

Robo-Frisk: . . .

Dr. Kassie: "I'm surprised that you trust me enough to lean on me."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I trust you enough to hug you."

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Mk: "So, hey, what got you offa that 'world dominstion' thing?" they sit next to Rfrisk. "Seemed pretty determined about it at the time."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, you seem nice enough."

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Dr. Kassie: "Thanks."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Plus, you seem nice enough."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That sent once))

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Dr. Kassie: ((Rest in pepperonis.))

Erron: ((ech))

Kalyke: (( heugh ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Eugh))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is it just me or is there always Starbucks next to gamestops))

Robo-Frisk: I don't know... I guess, I just gave up. Erron wouldn't stop killing me when I tried to take over... He was too strong. Not to mention I got him and that "Emerald" Kid vaporized...

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Mk: "Oh. Yeah. That'd do it. Repetition does wonders for your conviction, lemme tell ya."

Robo-Frisk: Yep...

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Dr. Kassie: ((AD, don't die on us.))

Erron: ((WAKE HIM UP))

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Dr. Kassie: ((..He's dead.))

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HE LIVES))

Erron: ((ZOMBIE!))

Asriel_Dreemurr: stays leaned.

Barchar: is just sitting there, occasionally looking T AD and Kassie

Dr. Kassie: ((He'e alive!))

Dr. Kassie: "I guess you really are a leaner."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Dr. Kassie: "Asriel Dreemurr - The Extraordinary Leaner!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Lilith: -warps into the bar-

Kalyke: He looks at Lilith. "yo"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, it's true."

Lilith: Yo.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is Lilith blindfolded))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And has a demon incubus following her))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And is a demon))

Erron: ((She can see through the blindfold, kek. and yes about Incubus)

Erron: ((yeup))

Barchar: "Hi Lilith."

Lilith: Hello...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hello."

Robo-Frisk: Hiya

Dr. Kassie: "'Ello!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Apparently demons, too."

Dr. Kassie: "Oh, I've seen demons."

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Isaac: -follows Lilith- *Huff Huff* When you said "Lets Race," That doesnt mean TELEPORT!

Fanta: ((Ayy

Fanta: left a bit ago

Erron: yyA))

Kalyke: "...wut"

Lilith: Someone's a sore loser... heheheh.

Isaac: *annoyed sigh*

MB!SwapMuffet: would have left but WFrisk is still kinda sleeping in her arms so, you know.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Lilith: Fuck you I have telepills *takes pill and teleports to I am error* FUCK))

Erron: ((kek))

Fanta: is in her own timeline

Fanta: hasnt been at the club yet today

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Dr. Kassie: ((AD is confirmed to be dead.))

Erron: ((rip in piss))

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Dr. Kassie: ((Hello.))

UF!Grillby: ((Hi there!

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Erron: ((Hey Chime.

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Barchar: (hey chime)

UF!Grillby: ((hey chime

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MB!SwapMuffet: has been staying here, pretty much. Kinda Ben stuck here with Frisk in her arms and grillby next to her.

UF!Grillby: stirs a little. He must have dosed off...

UF!Grillby: ((one question: is yggdrasil present

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UF!Grillby: looks around "W'h time is it?"

Barchar: (I'm actually fairly certain it is)

UF!Grillby: realizes that the giant fucking cradily is present and promplty freaks out. "OooooOOOH SHIT!"

UF!Grillby: leaps behind the couch with the grace of a frightened chicken.

MB!SwapMuffet: has also dozed off. "ugghh..Non, maman, ce n'est pas temps de se réveiller encore..."

MB!SwapMuffet: "I mean what? What's going-oh, seven hells

UF!Grillby: That fucking thing's back!

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Erron: ((rip))

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UF!Grillby: ((rip in dip

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Barchar: (hi Fanta )

Dr. Kassie: ((rippy dippy

MB!SwapMuffet: unwraps her arms from frisk, standing up.

Erron: ((rip-a-dip dip))

UF!Grillby: peers out from behind the couch.

MB!SwapMuffet: Muffet: prostitute, 4'6, valiant protector.

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Erron: ((what do you call ot when Dippy Fresh dies... RIPpy Fresh))

Kalyke: (( ahahahahaha

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now _fresh_ [Fresh].

Fresh: (don't make fun of my interdimensional cousin dawg)

Erron: ((o bby))

: _fresh_ [Fresh] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

UF!Grillby: sloooowly stands up.

Barchar: (nah still no clue what to do with him)

Mk: shrugs. "Anyway, dawg, I'm going back to sleep. Y'all have fun." they walk back over to the corner.

Erron: ((I give you full permission to have Fresh takr over any of my Isaac Characters))

Barchar: (oh god)

UF!Grillby: nods to the monster kid, then eyes the Cradily nervously.

Erron: (("Liliy Fresh"))

Barchar: (hmmm)

Barchar: (despite the other plan I had for him for which I just dropped an anvil about, I might do that just for the fun of it)

Erron: ((This is gonna be fuckin hilarious)

UF!Grillby: "You." he mutters. "I'm... I'm not gonna stand here and let you scare me shitless! I'm a grown man, damn it!"

Dr. Kassie: ((10/10

UF!Grillby: he 's still standing behind the couch.

Dr. Kassie: ((I would rate that twenty out of ten, actually.))

UF!Grillby: And shaking like a leaf.

Erron: ((How does a leaf shake?))

MB!SwapMuffet: "And despite my stature, I am a grown woman! You can't push us around, you overgrown, extinct plant beast!"

Dr. Kassie: ((If you believe in yourself, a leaf will shake.))

Barchar: (i like how I made muffet use French just because it means she can end Gaster's 'reason you suck soeech' with 'au revoir' )

UF!Grillby: For context: Fire man. Yelling at giant plant that doesn't give half a shit about him.

Erron: ((you could've said somethong like: "Shaking like a vibrator"))

Barchar: (but he's a dude)

UF!Grillby: ((somethong

Erron: ((frick))

Kalyke: (( gtg

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UF!Grillby: ((some THONGY once told me

Erron: ((pls no, chime))

Dr. Kassie: ((Oh dear.))

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Barchar: (do n )

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Barchar: (do not)

UF!Grillby: ((i'll do as much n as i please

Fanta: ((K finally back

UF!Grillby: ((welcome home, child

Erron: ((h0i))

Fanta: ((The list will be introduced later

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MB!SwapMuffet: is standing defiantly near Yggdrasil, who was out last I knew

Fanta: ((T H E L I S T

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Fanta: ((There are 9 people on it so far

Erron: ((what list?

UF!Grillby: ((oooooh

Barchar: (the list of powerful mofos)

Erron: ((o ok)

Fanta: (([i] The [/i] list

Fanta: ((Ad's on it now

Erron: ((still lost...

Barchar: (why?)

Fanta: ((Because plot immortality is very powerful

Timeywim: ((AD is on the list because when he falls asleep at random moments, he is fucking invisible.))

Fanta: ((And since this little mini-arc links into the big one, almost anyone can be on it now

Erron: ((my theory is that AD is half chameleon))

Barchar: (like how fabby is half cat)

Erron: ((#ADExposed, i'll see him on Drama Alert))

Barchar: (so who's on the list rn)

UF!Grillby: ((the list will be introduced later

Erron: ((brb, gon get some water))

Fanta: ((Asuka, b, metta, gaster, barchar, ad, jeska, red, azazel

Fanta: ((I tried to do one per person

Erron: ((*Lilith FTFY))

Fanta: ((K

Erron: ((jk, you dont have too))

Fanta: ((Maybe i should change red to florinia

UF!Grillby: ((Yeah, since laharl doesn't play red anymore

Barchar: (i mean laharl plays plenty of stupid strong characters)

Erron: ((I would've picked Erron or Jamie, but ones dead, the other might be dead on the moon))

Fanta: ((Only i know

UF!Grillby: stares down the plant. It doesn't appear to respond.

UF!Grillby: ((I like the idea of yggdrasil being unfazed by these too

Fanta: ((Yggdrasil should be on it

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MB!SwapMuffet: "...merde. Is it even noticing?"

UF!Grillby: I... I don't think it is.

Erron: ((yggdrasil for president 2016))

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, as we say in France: fuck this shit." she picks up Frisk. "Let's go home."

UF!Grillby: Yup. I'm done.

UF!Grillby: starts to go home.

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MB!SwapMuffet: let's grillby enter the code, cause...her hands are full carrying a sleeping frisk.

Lilith: Incubus, fetch me some flavored water... -the Incubus retrieves some Watermelon flavored water- Thank you, Inky.

UF!Grillby: enters the code and opens the door, motioning Muffet through.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet].

MB!SwapMuffet: strides through, putting frisk down on her bed.

UF!Grillby: goes to check to see where Scumster is.

Isaac: -starts playing Overwatch-

MB!Gaster: He's in his room right now. Fellby passes by, smirking a little, glad he knows where his target is.

MB!SwapMuffet: has no intention of getting anywhere close

MB!SwapMuffet: not until they set things into motion

UF!Grillby: decides to do one last dance on the stage before they set the plan in place.

MB!SwapMuffet: (hopefully mv and/or yazan get here soon enough.)

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MB!SwapMuffet: moves up to the front, telling alphys that she has an announcement to make in one hkur

MB!SwapMuffet: (seem good to you, chime?)

Maggy: -walks in- Hey, Isaac... Jamie's vitals are looking good. He should be in full recovery soon.

UF!Grillby: ((Maybe in an hour and a half? I'd give them a maximum of two.

Isaac: Thanks Mags...

MB!SwapMuffet: then two hours

UF!Grillby: ((I'm trying to think of when they normally get on

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UF!Grillby: ((and at some point i may need to break for dinner

Erron: ((ayy laharl.

MB!SwapMuffet: (hi anon)

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UF!Grillby: gets up on the stage and does a dance where he burns off his clothes.

MB!SwapMuffet: and the crows goes eild

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UF!Grillby: ((Eyy, Yazan

UF!Grillby: chuckles. "Thank you all, you're all too kind."

MB!SwapMuffet: (hey yaz)

Wandering Frisk: )Oi

MB!SwapMuffet: (frisk has been relocated to muffet's bed in the bakery)

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Wandering Frisk: (K

Wandering Frisk: ((Its my monday morning. Meaning I gotvwork in 2.5 hours

UF!Grillby: ((Oooh, I see.

Fanta: ((finishing up the list

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh. Shit.)

MB!SwapMuffet: (guess you prolly won't be here for this then. Oh well. )

Wandering Frisk: ((What list?

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Wandering Frisk: ((Yeah

Wandering Frisk: (If you want to do anything with frisk now is the time

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DamnDude: (( oi ))

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DamnDude: (( Is anyone here? ))

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MB!SwapMuffet: (me)

DamnDude: (( hey flame ))

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MB!SwapMuffet: (chime prolly is. Yazan)

Wandering Frisk: (Yea

DamnDude: (( One sec, I'm gonna check the logs ))

DamnDude: (( Jesus christ, you guys went to 2am last night? ))

Wandering Frisk: ((not meeeee

MB!SwapMuffet: (i didn't really)

DamnDude: (( We know you're time is different, but I see you weren't in it ))

MB!SwapMuffet: (just popped in cause I woke up and felt like it)

DamnDude: (( I was partially talking about Chime, who it would have been 3:30 for ))

DamnDude: (( brb ))

Wandering Frisk: -wakes up in the bed, yawning- ahhhh

MB!SwapMuffet: muffet is standing at the front. One more hour.

UF!Grillby: ((Okay, I might be going out to dinner soon

Wandering Frisk: wow nice be

DamnDude: (( back ))

Wandering Frisk: bed*

UF!Grillby: ((it just freaking timed me out

DamnDude: (( wow ))

MB!SwapMuffet: the front of the establishment, for the record, not the room

UF!Grillby: heads back to his suite to go put some clothes on.

Wandering Frisk: I wonder where everyone is

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Ant: ((yo))

DamnDude: (( Also, considering I was at work, and I was really doing mindless shit for workers, I've had some time to think for a bit ))

DamnDude: (( customers, not workers ))

DamnDude: (( Wait, nevermind stop that though ))

DamnDude: (( thought* ))

MB!SwapMuffet: (k)

DamnDude: (( Basically, I might skip tonight and put a little bit more work into Ch 1, because I thought I can improv the earlier Chapter/Chapters, but I was having trouble doing that towards the end of last night, so I'm going to improv it a bit less. ))

UF!Grillby: ((Alright.

DamnDude: (( Let me put this into a bit of perspective, the prologue chapter was something spur of the moment to make the schedule fit a bit better, and I literally only planned the existance of a training battle and Azazel's introduction existing. ))

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Ant: (( gtg ))

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DamnDude: (( and before yesterday, the prologue chapter wasn't even a chapter, Azazel's introduction was the transition directly into Ch 1 ))

UF!Grillby: (Ah, I see.

DamnDude: (( Ironically, the prologue chapter existing also fixes one possible plot hole later on in the story. ))

UF!Grillby: ((Don't you love it when a plot fixes itself?

DamnDude: (( :D ))

Erron: ((wow))

DamnDude: (( Also, another thing, I need to message Laharl later when he decides he starts chatting. If he's not here, just tell him I'm gonna message him later. ))

DamnDude: (( If I'm not here* ))

Erron: ((k))

DamnDude: (( Wow, I've already had to PM three people and keep constant communication for two people during this. ))

Kalyke: (( ayy

DamnDude: (( oi ))

Erron: ((DD, You have this whole thing planned out. and I'm just doing improv. You're dedicated, man.))

DamnDude: (( Meh, I have nothing better to do that I want to do ))

Erron: ((lucky))

DamnDude: (( AKA studying for an AP Class test that's in a week ))

DamnDude: (( Week + 3 days ))

Erron: ((oh))

UF!Grillby: ((rip

DamnDude: (( Plus, now that I have this mostly planned out, I can just do this with a bit less thought and study when it matters ))

Erron: ((wow))

DamnDude: (( Alright, now I'm gonna go search up Undertale AUs because I'm bored and I don't really feel like getting in character. ))

UF!Grillby: ((try finding me cool grillbys

DamnDude: (( Any suggestions before I go? ))

UF!Grillby: ((i wanna practice painting fire

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

Erron: ((I'm gonna sit here and spew out shitty arc ideas))

UF!Grillby: ((you wanna know the shittiest idea?

UF!Grillby: ((cau goes to taco bell

Erron: ((OH YES))

Kalyke: (( CaU goes to disneyland/disneyworld ))

Erron: ((CaU hates Disneyland))

UF!Grillby: ((mettaton's too tall to go on rides

DamnDude: (( Odd question Erron, what other characters do you play? My mind's pulling a blank ))

MB!SwapMuffet: (what if the sexy bakery is an underswap bar, and so there's a barsiel that got erased by a swapyrus)

Erron: ((Erron, RFrisk, GN Austin, Kimmy, and EVERY ISAAC CHARACTER))

MB!SwapMuffet: (he likes charas)

MB!SwapMuffet: (except for azazel)

DamnDude: (( Alright, I need you to do something ))

Erron: ((yeah))

DamnDude: (( Wait, are you on mobile or no? ))

Erron: ((3ds))

DamnDude: (( OK, fuck ))

Erron: ((what do you need me to do?))

DamnDude: (( When you get to something that can use docs well, go rebalance all the characters you added on the RPG sheet, so that they aren't literally the weakest characters on the sheet. ))

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UF!Grillby: ((HEYOOOO

UF!Mettaton: ((yo

Kalyke: (( ayy

Erron: ((they're the weakest!?))

DamnDude: (( Oi MV ))

Erron: ((Ayy mv)

UF!Grillby: ((assddaddf when is my brother coming home so my family can get food

DamnDude: (( 20 HP? ))

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DamnDude: (( When everyone's in the 500s? ))

Erron: ((I didn't wanna make em' OP))

UF!Grillby: ((I wanna start the sexy bakery stuff after i eat dinner

UF!Grillby: ((but I CAN'T HAVE DINNER IF MY BROTHER'S NOT HERE

Erron: ((i will rebalance, do not worry, DD))

DamnDude: (( Yes, but how they are right now, they're all getting one shot, except for Judas, who will revive and get shot shotted again ))

UF!Mettaton: ((i read "cau goes to disneyland" and IMMEDIATELY thought "mettaton tries to get on a ride and not only does he not fit, he breaks it" bc honestly are they really going to deny mettaton and risk disneyland getting shittalked on live tv?

Erron: ((Is there a limit to how many characters we can have?))

UF!Grillby: ((mettaton destroys space mountain on accident

DamnDude: (( No ))

UF!Grillby: ((wait is that a ride

UF!Mettaton: ((yes

DamnDude: (( Also, let me take care of SP counts, because I have a formula for that. ))

UF!Grillby: ((okay

Erron: ((I'm not gonna do EVERYONE just a few... Also Ok.))

Erron: ((CAU IS SO FUN TO BE A PART OF))

DamnDude: (( Space Mountain is one of the few rides I remember from disney land ))

DamnDude: (( I went there once while I was in Cali ))

Erron: ((I've never been to disney land :[ ))

UF!Mettaton: ((mettaton just sulks around in epcot and refuses to buy anything bc "were not going to kick you out we can fix this we can get a new car in, uh, theres gotta be something you can enjoy here" and three hours later "this sucks fuck you guys"

UF!Grillby: ((i went when i was in first grade

Kalyke: (( I wrote about my visit in 2012 ))

UF!Mettaton: ((i went to disney world and i always fuck them up

UF!Grillby: ((universal studios is better it's got dinosaurs

UF!Grillby: ((and harry potter

UF!Mettaton: ((i was five in disneyworld

DamnDude: (( I went to World when I was to young to remember it, and I went to land 2 years back ))

UF!Mettaton: ((i never went to land

DamnDude: (( almost 3 year now, huh ))

UF!Mettaton: ((does land have epcot

UF!Mettaton: ((i know world does

Kalyke: (( I don't think it does ))

UF!Mettaton: ((well fuck

Erron: ((I'm just imagining Erron. "Why can't I take my revolvers with me!?"))

UF!Mettaton: ((he gets so pissed he teleports to florida

Kalyke: (( HA's just like "you didn't even take me with you" ))

UF!Grillby: ((gaster: wait babe

UF!Grillby: ((gaster: you left me here

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UF!Mettaton: ((mettaton: fuck

Wandering Frisk: ((bush gardens is the best though

UF!Mettaton: ((mettaton somehow teleports back, takes gaster, and doesnt let goYO IT IS

Kalyke: (( metta's like 2 feet over any ride height limit ))

UF!Mettaton: ((BUSCH GARDENS IS THE BEST

MB!SwapMuffet: (ayyyymv)

DamnDude: (( oi ))

UF!Grillby: ((my parents brought me there for my first birthday

UF!Grillby: ((i don't remember it

Erron: (( GN Austin: Oh man I've always wanted to-- Guy: Sorry kid, too short. GN Austin: . . . ))

UF!Mettaton: ((i think the height limit is 6'7"

UF!Mettaton: ((hi

Wandering Frisk: ((along with Islands of Adventure

DamnDude: (( wait that was to MV, nvm ))

DamnDude: (( The joy of not having System messages on ))

Kalyke: (( Microton: FUCK MY LIFE ))

UF!Mettaton: ((who are you, b?

DamnDude: (( I thought someone new was here ))

UF!Mettaton: ((glamor sneaks microton on rides

UF!Grillby: ((I'm waiting for my brother to come home so that WE CAN EAT DINNER

UF!Mettaton: ((wait

Kalyke: (( Glamor: shhhhh i'll sneak you in ))

Kalyke: (( yeah ))

UF!Mettaton: ((how would metta pass a metal detector

UF!Grillby: ((AND I CAN DO STUFF UNINTERRUPTED

Kalyke: (( Metta doesn't pass it, he harasses it----bad joke ))

UF!Mettaton: ((bad joke

Kalyke: (( very bad joke, bad joke ))

UF!Grillby: ((go home and rethink your life

Kalyke: (( i never had a life so there's nothing to rethink ))

UF!Mettaton: ((better explanation: despite being a celebrity he's still goddamn intimidating in person

UF!Mettaton: ((they just. let him in.

Erron: ((GNA, MK, Jamie, and Barchar all stay at the bar because Barchar can't leave, and Everone else is too short to ride anything))

UF!Mettaton: ((glamor is tall enough for most rides

UF!Mettaton: ((he's 4'11"

MB!SwapMuffet: (actually wyvern mk is pretty tqll)

Wandering Frisk: ((The Wolf is too large for anything

Wandering Frisk: ((hes 8'0

UF!Grillby: ((Fellby gets tricked into getting in line for splash moutain, halfway through he's informed it's a water ride

Erron: ((GNA: So you killed a fish lady? Wolf: Yeah... *awkward scilence*))

UF!Mettaton: ((ufmetta just stays with metta and they both rant about how humans never build things in consideration for anyone that doesnt fit a specific set of guidelines

UF!Grillby: ((oh my god my brother got off of work half an hour ago, his work is 5 minutes away

UF!Grillby: ((where the hell is he

UF!Mettaton: ((ive ranted about that bc certain rides have the seats TOO THIN FOR MY HIPS, BATMAN RIDE AT SIX FLAGS

UF!Mettaton: ((also appolos chariot in busch gardens fucking hates me bc i can almost get to a tighter fit but no.

Erron: ((WGD tells Erron the truth about Jukon in the middle of a ride... Erron: WHAT!? WGD: I SAID-- Erron: THIS THING IS TOO LOUD!))

UF!Mettaton: ((also when i was 8 i was half an inch too short to ride and fuck

UF!Mettaton: ((im still salty

UF!Mettaton: ((lol

Erron: ((Half an inch!? damn, MV))

UF!Grillby: ((tbh i kind of hate going to amusement parks because i like to go around and see what's there and my dad ALWAYS complains because i'm not goin on any rides

UF!Grillby: ((and i kind of hate roller coasters

UF!Mettaton: ((im still salty for a reason

UF!Mettaton: ((oh

UF!Grillby: ((and i'm just like, "BITCH"

UF!Grillby: ((LET ME SEE WHAT I MIGHT LIKE

Erron: (same, Chime)

Wandering Frisk: (I'm a roller coaster fiend

UF!Mettaton: ((im an adrenaline junkie, im not gonna lie

Wandering Frisk: ((I always go when no one is at the parks so I can ride like 50 times in a day

MB!SwapMuffet: (I'm allergic to adrenalie)

MB!SwapMuffet: (I'm a fucking WIMP)

Erron: ((fucking, Knott's Berry Farm or whatever its called, had jack shit for someone my height))

UF!Grillby: ((i'll do thrill rides but not rollercoasters

UF!Mettaton: ((i went on kingda ka twice. second time the ride broke just as we got there and im like. "listen i waited TWO HOURS i better sit in front"

UF!Grillby: ((i hate being flipped upsidedown

Wandering Frisk: ((That or I attack roller coasters considering what I said

MB!SwapMuffet: (that was a joke by the way I'm not...not actually allergic to adrenaline.)

UF!Mettaton: ((youd hate the loch ness monster, chime

UF!Mettaton: ((two interlocking loops

Wandering Frisk: ((uoi'd be dead otherwise flame

UF!Mettaton: ((it was my first real rollercoaster

UF!Grillby: ((not gonna lie i once rode the swinging ship at cedar point ten times while waiting for my parents to get off a roller coaster

UF!Grillby: ((it was a blast

UF!Mettaton: ((not those shitty kid ones at carnivals

UF!Mettaton: ((yo i love those

UF!Grillby: ((i like the iron dragon at cedar point too

Erron: ((I want to go to that Nintendo Universal park that's being built in the future!))

UF!Mettaton: ((.....im imagining metta trying to get on a swinging ship and again failing and he just. storms out of thepark

UF!Grillby: ((YO I DO TO

Wandering Frisk: ((ever been to Cedar point, but went Kings point

UF!Mettaton: ((YO SAME

UF!Grillby: ((Well, cedar point's kind of local so

UF!Mettaton: ((i live in ny and ive been to busch gardens like four times

Erron: ((I'm hoping for a Splatoon themed paintball gun arena))

Kalyke: (( YES

UF!Mettaton: ((THE BIG BAD WOLF WAS SO GOOD AND THEN THEY REMOVED IT

UF!Grillby: ((my grandparents live close to universal studios

UF!Grillby: ((so as soon as the nintendo part is open i'm going

Wandering Frisk: ((I lived in Tampa Bay FL before, so I lived near all the parks

UF!Mettaton: ((chime take me with you

Wandering Frisk: ((never living in FL again though

UF!Mettaton: ((i want to go to nintendo heaven

Kalyke: (( I live in Redmond WA so I'm not really close to anything ))

UF!Grillby: ((florida's freaking weird

Erron: ((Star Fox with Space Mountain tech))

MB!SwapMuffet: (Florida suuuucks)

UF!Grillby: ((it was sixty degrees and my grandparents had the ac on

Erron: ((POKEMON PETTING ZOO!))

UF!Grillby: ((I saw a manatee at a dog beach when i was in florida too

UF!Grillby: ((he was a bit far out for all the dogs to see but it was neat

UF!Mettaton: ((im hoping for a zelda ride that emulates wind waker or skyward sword

UF!Mettaton: ((i want a pikmin ride too for obvious reasons

UF!Mettaton: ((a mario kart racing thing

Erron: ((I want a VR Punch-Out!! thing))

UF!Mettaton: ((i want an actual reality one

UF!Mettaton: ((fucking fight me

UF!Grillby: ((so you can punch out someone

Erron: ((ooh boy))

UF!Grillby: ((OR

Kalyke: (( fite_me_irl_at_nintendo_universal ))

UF!Grillby: ((the sword fighting from wii sports

Erron: ((YESSSS))

Kalyke: (( I wonder how an animal crossing section would be implemented ))

Erron: ((KK Slider music?))

Kalyke: (( OH ))

Kalyke: (( They have a salon there that's like shampoodle ))

Wandering Frisk: ((I want a forest maze where you find the master sword

Wandering Frisk: ((and a kissing booth for Samus Aran

Erron: ((I want a forest maze with Geno))

Kalyke: (( GNA: I WANT A GARDEVOIR KISSING BOOTH ))

Erron: ((o bby))

Kalyke: (( brb

UF!Grillby: ((guys hear me out: official meetings with cosplayers

UF!Mettaton: ((i want a zelda section. a section of all the zelda games. a play area not unlike the minish village. a forest maze with the master sword and people can get actual plastic realistic master swords. kissing booth for all the nintendo characters i'll smooch a sword.

UF!Grillby: ((or people dressed up as the characters

UF!Grillby: ((they do it for the marvel section they'll do it with nintendo

Erron: ((I want to meet the Mega Man!))

Wandering Frisk: ((also a water ride based off windwaker

UF!Mettaton: ((i would apply as vaati bc certified trash

Erron: ((Smash 4 themed cosplay fights!))

UF!Mettaton: ((A FOUR SWORDS SECTION WHERE YOU AND THREE OTHERS DRESS UP AND TRY TO FIND YOUR WAY THROUGH A LABYRINTH

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Erron: ((YESSSSS))

Wandering Frisk: ((I different, I like windwaker the best

UF!Mettaton: ((a fire emblem section where you can kick lucinas ass for being in sm4sh

Erron: ((I WANNA TIP THOSE SCALES!))

UF!Mettaton: ((ww is a good one, my fave is minish cap

UF!Mettaton: ((a restaurant where people can yell TIME TO TIP THE waitress

UF!Grillby: ((oh my lord

UF!Grillby: ((it's almost 7 and no dinner

UF!Mettaton: ((fight ur brother

UF!Grillby: ((sexy bakery may have to be delayed

Erron: ((brb guys))

Wandering Frisk: ((you'll have to likely do it without me Chime

Wandering Frisk: ((because until your friday, I'll be at work from an hour from now everyday

UF!Grillby: ((Alright. Sorry we couldn't include you.

Wandering Frisk: ((its 'aight

Wandering Frisk: ((frisk is too much of a pansy to fight anywats

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Kalyke: (( Back

UF!Grillby: ((HE'S HERE

UF!Grillby: ((HES' FINALLYHERE

Kalyke: (( what

Kalyke: (( 10/10

Kalyke: (( chime will no longer starve to death ))

DamnDude: (( Chime's brother, the author of the time dinner is to be had ))

UF!Grillby: ((alright i think i gotta go mom says we're going out

UF!Grillby: ((again, sorry for the delay everyone

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Wandering Frisk: ((laterz, I'll likely be watching

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DamnDude: (( So I learned something new ))

UF!Mettaton: ?((

DamnDude: (( Don't ask for a pencil on a plane ))

DamnDude: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4g9467/two_gay_men_were/?sort=confidence ))

UF!Mettaton: ((pfft

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Erron: ((back))

DamnDude: (( wb ))

Erron: ((i'll be on pc in an hour, so I can rebalance and add my characters))

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DamnDude: (( ok ))

Wandering Frisk: -lying on the bed- I guess I should see where everyone is at

Isaac: -has been playing Overwatch for the past 3 hours-

Florinia: ((I'm back))

Erron: ((hoi

Wandering Frisk: -gets up and checks the door-

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DamnDude: (( brb 5 minutes ))

Erron: ((k

Isaac: Must... get... killstreak higher... THAN FIFTEE-- FUCK!

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Jamie (Judas): -Teleports into the bar with Maggy- ...

Wandering Frisk: -the doors locked- Well thats not good

Wandering Frisk: -sits down-

Maggy: Alright, Jamie's alive and well. Just be careful around his spleen... [sub]I replaced it with a pidgeon[/sub]

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Jamie (Judas): A what?

Fanta: ((Ayy

Erron: ((ayy

Maggy: Oh, nothing.

DamnDude: (( oi slar ))

Fanta: ((Mind if I start the list before you do ur thing?

DamnDude: (( I'm skipping tonight ))

Fanta: ((Kden, I'll do the list

DamnDude: (( I'm doing it tomorrow so I can do some last minute changes to Ch 1 ))

Fanta: ((And should it share exp giveout with your stuff?

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Lilith: -Chops Jamie in half- Whoops... -puts sunglasses over her blindfold- I slipped.

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DamnDude: (( I don't mind, just make XP give out a but smaller ))

DamnDude: (( bit* ))

Isaac: JESUS.

DamnDude: (( Actually, it doesn't matter, I can just increase health a bit ))

Fanta: ((Mhm, there's not any really huge battles

Maggy: Fucking hell, you dunnkompf!

Fanta: ((So it will just be like 20-50 at most

Fanta: ((Unless we get a Discord fight

DamnDude: (( alright, ))

DamnDude: (( Also, Laharl, are you here now? ))

Maggy: -Drags Jamie- I will be back in an hour...

Florinia: ((Yes))

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DamnDude: (( I need to ask a question or two in not main chat ))

Isaac: Lilith... why the fuck?

Florinia: ((Alright))

Florinia: ((I'll PM))

Lilith: Because, he needs to learn that I AM THE MASTER!

Isaac: Sounds kinky...

Lilith: Fucking... no.

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The TV: ((Ayy

Wandering Frisk: -rummages through the cabinets and finds a bobby pin- time to pick a lock

The TV: ((You should be Barchar now

MB!SwapMuffet: (aight)

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Barchar: well hot diggidy dang you'll NEVER GUESS WHO'S HERE

Lilith: Why do you think I like Jamie?

Wandering Frisk: -picks the lock and heads out- I wonder where everyone is at?

Isaac: You're fucking obsessed with him.

MB!SwapMuffet: probably wouldn't have locked the door

MB!SwapMuffet: did you try pulling instead of pushing

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MB!SwapMuffet: is still at the front, fiddling with the mic whenever alphys isn't using it

Lilith: I don't know what FanFics you've been readi-- Oh hey, Jedi.

Wandering Frisk: -walks out and looks around-

The TV: ((Actually

The TV: ((Since I just added BTale

The TV: ((You can be whoever

Barchar: (what did you add btale to)

Barchar: (the list?)

The TV: ((THELIST

UF!Mettaton: ((what list

Barchar: (i don't think they deserve to be on the list. Sure, they have a bunch of HP, but really they're pretty weak)

The TV: ((Due to the new purpose of "The List" it can be basically anyone

Lilith: ((Am I on T H E L I S T))

The TV: ((Yes

Barchar: (what is the new purpose of HTE LSIT)

Erron: ((2SPOOK))

Kalyke: (( HTE LSIT ))

UF!Mettaton: ((what is the list

The TV: ((Everyone but bloo has at least one character on THELIST

The TV: ((A list of the most badass warriors

Kalyke: (( what why not me what help explain ))

The TV: ((Metta's on it

Kalyke: (( oh ))

The TV: ((Regular metta

Kalyke: (( -shrugs- ))

The TV: ((Its purpose will be revealed

UF!Mettaton: ((should i enter the bar then

The TV: ((Once I figure out a 3rd challenger

: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Florinia: ((Which character do I have on it))

Erron: ((DUANE))

The TV: ((Florinia

Barchar: (i seriously don't think that btale belongs on '][' |-| 3 |_ 1 5 '][' )

Florinia: ((Kek))

Barchar: (but idk)

Barchar: (I'll just be barchsr)

Erron: ((Whe

Erron: ((oops

Barchar: (barchar is fun to play Cuz her personality is fun and she let's me metagame with abandon)

The TV: ((Once you realize the purpose of THE LIST

The TV: ((It will make sense for Btale to be on it

Barchar: (hmmmm)

The TV: ((Sorta

Barchar: (is it like)

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Erron: ((We should bring back Kazoo Kid as the final boss of CAU))

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Florinia: ((It's just the fucking list from Joyful))

Barchar: (the list of all the possibly powerful anomalies)

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Barchar: (so things like btale count because while they're not super powerful now, they are an anomaly, and have the possibility of becoming super powerful)

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The TV: ((It's the list from joyful with a different purpose

Barchar: (whereas things like barchar DEFINITELY count because she's both an anomaly and rather powerful)

Erron: ((Lilith is a straight up DEMON))

The TV: ((It's essentially everyone that a certain someone doesn't want to deal with personally

The TV: ((A hit list

Barchar: (it better not be joyster)

Barchar: (cus that fuck should be dead)

Florinia: ((Florinia is on the list not because of her being strong))

Florinia: ((She just knows martial arts))

Erron: ((IT'S KAZOO KID! I'm calling it now!))

Florinia: ((Florinia is a smart bastard with a Cradily that can level cities))

Barchar: (maybe it's WDG I mean I dunno who exactly would know about barchar and be trying to kill everyone)

Barchar: (other than him)

Barchar: (yalda is trying to kill everyone but he doesn't have much of a reason to know barchar's drsl)

Barchar: (or fuck it maybe he does idk)

Erron: ((Maybe it's the ghost of Vyse!))

Barchar: (who dat)

The TV: the bar has been surveyed

Erron: ((one of yazan's characters who died a while back)

Barchar: looks at the TV. Something about it feels...off. She couldn't put her finger on it. Which annoyed the hell out of her.

Florinia: Florinia is still putting down notes...

Lilith: -looks at the TV- Who's watching porn?

WGD: -walks into the bar- Well hello dear friends

Barchar: "Me, in my head."

Barchar: (of fucking course it's him)

Lilith: Same fam...

Barchar: "Wait, shit, did I say that out-oh, hi, touchy."

Florinia: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ /

MettatonSEX: ((im not gonna enter until after i sgower

Wandering Frisk: well if it isn't the moody ghost

Erron: ((XD

DamnDude: (( Barchar: "Me, in your head" ))

Kalyke: (( "Did you just make the head of a penis out of the negative space of the letter M?" -B 2016 ))

The TV: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_ZoaJj2wrGM-Y1rw1XzwylGjSYtS3W1xvJT0yoj34DA/edit?usp=sharing

The TV: ((The list, for all who wanna see before it goes on TV

: High Priest Laharl [Florinia] changed the topic to ""Did you just make the head of a penis out of the negative space of the letter M?" -B 2016"

Barchar: "I'm like Casper, but I hate you more."

Erron: ((hold on, can't click links on 3ds

The TV: ((Totally didn't rip 3 enemies out of LISA for the challengers

Florinia: ((WHAT EVER DID WE DO))

Florinia: ((DISCORD))

Wandering Frisk: and after all we been through. How sad

Wandering Frisk: how were the fish tacos?

Florinia: ((Scott Lawson doesn't really count as an enemy))

Barchar: "Surprisingly not poisoned."

Wandering Frisk: certainly the best you ever had I take it

MettatonSEX: ((to make you take our world away

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Barchar: (only 500,000 for the immortal ghost that murdered an entire dimension okay)

Florinia: ((DISCORD))

Florinia: ((ARE WE YOUR PREY ALONE))

Erron: ((I KNOW WHO THE FINAL BOSS IS... It's the author of the journals...))

Barchar: "I mean, insofar as it was food."

Barchar: (BARCHAR'S BROTHER)

Florinia: ((OR ARE WE JUST A STEPPIN G STONE TO TAKING BACK THE THRONE))

Lua: (( CHIME'S BROTHER ))

MettatonSEX: ((OR ARE WE JUST A STEPPING STONE FOR TAKING BACK THE THRONE

Barchar: (BARCHANG)

Florinia: ((DISCORD))

Barchar: (DISCORD WE WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE)

Florinia: ((WHAT EVER DID WE DO))

MettatonSEX: ((SO TAKE YOUR TYRRANT AWAY

Florinia: ((TO MAKE YOU TAKE OUR WORLD AWAAAAAY))

MettatonSEX: ((*tyrrany

Erron: ((-sick riff-))

Wandering Frisk: and after all that talk about him being the best

MettatonSEX: ((thats NOT THE LYRIC ORDER

Florinia: ((*Sickest damn riffs*))

Kalyke: (( -sick guitar solo- ))

Lua: (( You know, I only know this song because someone used it in an Isaac video ))

Florinia: ((YES I KNOW <.<))

Barchar: "...of WHO being the best?"

Wandering Frisk: -sighs- oh well, guess he'll have to pay for lyin

The TV: ((So yeah Discord is in the arc

Florinia: ((I know the song because i'm mlp trash))

Erron: ((that damn trinket)

MettatonSEX: ((i still think it fits bill cipher more than discord

Wandering Frisk: nothing to be concerned about my dear

Lua: wonders in the bar, slightly tired.

Barchar: "What, no, don't-dont kill anyone."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Lua: ((wanders*))

Barchar: (bill cipher didn't exist when that song came out)

Wandering Frisk: you and I are goona have a chat

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Barchar: "I don't have a great frame of reference

Barchar: "...are we, now?"

MettatonSEX: ((shh it still fits better

Wandering Frisk: you've been a naughty little shit haven't you

Barchar: "What the hell are you going on about, old man?"

Lilith: ...

Barchar: would go incorporeal but that'd just make it feel worse when he inevitably drags her to talk anyway

Wandering Frisk: meddling around with powers you aren't truly familiar with

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

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Barchar: "Me? Not familiar with something? Please."

UF!Grillby: ((GUESS WHOS' BACK

Barchar: (heyo)

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Florinia: (( https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nwyjy8r80M1uks4sxo1.mp3 ))

Barchar: (wdg is grilling barchar)

Barchar: "If you think that's the case, then you're meddling with somebody YOU don't understand."

Wandering Frisk: yes as evident by the fact you totally had control over your Asriel

The TV: ((Ayy

The TV: ((We list soon

Wandering Frisk: and this whole bond thing of his

UF!Grillby: ((WE SEXY BAKERY SOON

The TV: ((oshit better do dis fast then

Lua: ...Alright, I feel like this is the worst time for me to walk in.

Erron: ((WE ERRON not soon)

MettatonSEX: ((im going to have to shower soon so

Gaster: walks into the bar, adjusting his glasses.

Barchar: "HE FOUGHT AGAINST ME! I HAD TO DO IT!" she seethed. "I COULDN'T TALK HIM DOWN! I COULDN'T LET HIM DIE SLOWLY!"

UF!Grillby: ((SHIT

Wandering Frisk: -walks up to her and side hugs her- actually I understand you better than you think

The TV: clicks on, there's a sexy pink robot on screen, similarly made to the other robot commanders, masked

MettatonSEX: enters the bar, and soes does Hellaton. It's quite clear that Hellaton is happy, mostly because he spent time with Mettaton and got to bond more and strengthen friendship and all that sappy shit.

Florinia: Florinia is writing more notes. 'Recruit Fern tomorrow for a simulated battle.'

Barchar: groans against his touch. Of course, he was touching BOTH versions of her now. So it feels even worse.

Florinia: Florinia looks at the TV. "Interesting."

The TV: the robot claps their hands

MettatonSEX: looks to the tv. "...Someone stole my schtick."

Gaster: Huh.

Wandering Frisk: but I need you to do something for me

Lua: ...Seriously, does everything here just turn on when something's going to happen?

Lilith: -looks at the TV- I cant masturbate to this...

Wandering Frisk: in exchange for something I can do for you

Barchar: narrows her eyes. "Really?"

UF!Mettaton: ....The hell.

Lua: I didn't need to know that, Murder Demon #1.

The TV: ((Why the fuck isn't it changing my character

: The TV [The TV] is now Discord [Discord].

Florinia: ((ITS SKYPE))

Lilith: Goddamn right, I'm #1.

: The TV [The TV] is now Discord [Discord].

Florinia: ((THE ROBOT IS SKYPE))

Barchar: (you are clicking save right)

Discord: ((there we fuckin go

Wandering Frisk: oh but look at the time

Barchar: "And what makes you think I'm going to agree? C

Discord: looks a bit "Hellooooo? Is this thing on?"

Wandering Frisk: ((shit, I've been talkinh with Frisk

Kalyke: (( >looks a bit ))

Discord: ((Well now I have the name for my next robot

Barchar: "H-hey, you can't JUST- AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,"

Florinia: ((Fun fact:Half of Editor's habits (snapping fingers and eating glass} are from Discord))

Discord: ((gg lahardl

Lilith: ...the hell is that thing?

MettatonSEX: ...

WGD: well peoples lives are on the line and I know you don't want to them to die

UF!Mettaton: ...

Discord: Well well... Looks like it works~

WGD: -tosses her a phone- don't worry we'll be in touch

Discord: Greetings! Earthlings!

Discord: I am Discord

Lua: ...Why does everyone have a a terrible testing message to see if their broadcast works?

Florinia: Florinia clutches a pokeball. It's the one containing Yggdrasil.

Gaster: .... Earthlings?

Barchar: catches it. "I see hundreds of people die a day. I'm used to it, Wing dings."

UF!Mettaton: -grabs Mettaton's hand.-

Lilith: Is that a goat, snake, demon, hybrid?

Lua: (( "Sir, I'm from Uranus, check your privilege" ))

Discord: And IIIIIIIII have a job for you!

MettatonSEX: ...

Discord: All of you!

WGD: well if your fine with your friends dying thats your choice

MettatonSEX: Great. Just peachy.

Discord: spins around, presenting wads of money

Kalyke: (( >your fine ))

Lua: Holy shit, why is everyone offering us jobs all the sudden?

Gaster: He scoffs. "When DOESN'T someone need us to do something?"

Barchar: "Wait, my-goddammit I hate it when people are vague."

Barchar: glances at the tv

WGD: but I've said too much, goodbye my dear, I have a chief to punish

Discord: This message is being broadcast all over the world, baby~

UF!Mettaton: ......

WGD: -leaves

Isaac: It looks like the animal kingdom had an orgy, and he's the result.

Discord: combs his robot afro

Discord: So pay attention!

Florinia: Hey fucks. Its a robot.

Florinia: It's not Discord the Draconequiis.

Erron: -oh shit XD-

Barchar: puts the phone in her pocket and watches the TV.

Erron: -ok retcon everything I said-

Discord: Your friends on the moon have a real problem

Discord: Some people down below busting our vibes

Lua: wonders if anyone is actually looking at the screen, and not just talking based off the name Discord.

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA OCHINCHIN" [what the fuck

Gaster: .... The moon? What the hell?

UF!Mettaton: Whwhat.

Barchar: her eyes widen. "That's where erron is!"

Discord: We'd sure have a wonderful time if someone would go down and... persuade a few people

Kalyke: (( Erron is on the moon ))

Kalyke: (( Erron is an astronaut ))

Florinia: "Extraterrestrial entities. I have dealt with this once, this user will simply have to solve the problems once more through application of force."

Lilith: Am I going to space!?

Discord: Of course, we'd make it worth your while

Lua: Weren't we just talking about the moon a few days ago?

: Myth [Kalyke] is now Myth [].

Discord: waves the money around

Gaster: Are we going to need to bust a few space heads?

: Low Battery Joseph: is there. "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"

Discord: So here's the deal!

Discord: You knock their heads off, you get paid!

Discord: No hassle, no jive, we're eager to please

MettatonSEX: It's going to be us, isn't it.

Erron: -is on the moon- FUCK YOU!

Gaster: Oh, [i]wonderful.[/i]

Discord: And without any further ado, heeeeere we go!

Barchar: (you know what, I get why barchar's price is so low)

Hipster Asriel: {of course i will bby}

Barchar: (because you can't kill her, just her body)

Florinia: ((Do I have to make stats for Florinia now))

Barchar: (so she's still a nuisance)

Discord: poses, pointing at a picture "First up! This pretty little thing"

Discord: Name's Asuka

Lua: I don't mind taking a... God damn it it's us.

Erron: ((Shit, I gotta make Lilith's and Erron's Stats!

UF!Mettaton: ...

MettatonSEX: Yeah fuck.

Bondertale: if tori were here

Gaster: ...

Discord: Neeeeext up!

: (( wait why don't i actually have anyone on [u][i][color=#fff]T H E L I S T[/color][/i][/u]

: UF!Grillby [UF!Grillby] is now Gaster [Gaster].

Discord: points at another picture "Miiiister B"

Erron: ((ehT tsiL))

Discord: Be quick with this one, folks

Discord: Rumor has it he's already dying

Gaster: I can't say I'm surprised with that one...

Lua: Seriously, we really need to stop pissing people off.

Discord: the prices are listed below the pictures

MettatonSEX: He's dead already. Why is there a bounty on a dead man.

Barchar: (straight out of Surrey a gentleman rhymer named Mr. B)

Barchar: (friendly with chaps with an air of mystery)

Discord: points again "This cat!"

Lua: Wait, B's dead? What the fuck?

Discord: Nasty little thing

: (( Why can't Chin Chin be on the list ))

Discord: Moooving right along

UF!Mettaton: I aaactually agree.

Discord: This little lady, Chara!

Erron: ((#FreeChinChin)

MettatonSEX: ...

Discord: ((Chin chin will be added then

Gaster: looks up, glancing at Barchara.

: (( good ))

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Barchar: is speechless. She starts laughing.

Discord: ((Ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

Barchar: "THEY'RE PUTTING OUT A HIT! ON ME!"

Discord: Have fun with this one

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * Our dark lord appears, actually standing up correctly for once. [What the fuck is going on]

Erron: ((ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Discord who))

Gaster: ((chin chin's price is a crisp one donger bill

: Discord [Discord] disconnected.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp))

Lua: So they have bounties on the dead, the immortal, and the one we can't remove armor from

Lua: These people are amazing!

Barchar: "OH, GOOD LUCK, IDIOTS! EVERYBODY TRY TO KILL AN IMMORTAL GHOST!"

Florinia: ((I'm making Florinia OP as fuck. But she's going to get outclassed extremely quickly. Since she gains no stats from leveling up))

Florinia: ((I don't plan to use her anyways))

Erron: ((gtg guys)

Barchar: "Maybe everybody else can kill you while you focus on her! <3"

Florinia: ((Basically:She fights with Cradily, and if everyone but her dies, the battle is lost))

Wandering Frisk: (g2g

: (( Chin Chin - 450k ))

Florinia: ((She can't be targetted, and Cradily runs off PP instead of SP. It can only use its specials a few times before it runs out))

Lua: (( why not just make Florinina act like P:Trainer from Brawl? ))

Florinia: ((Cradily cannot be given items or equipment, etc))

: Discord [Discord] joined chat.

Florinia: ((Thats the idea. Except I can't be bothered to write out six pokemon))

: Erron's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Oh, this is just RICH."

Discord: Now heeeere we go, a real fight!

Lua: (( fair point ))

Discord: ((Sry bbys

: (( I should make specialized programs for this kind of shit ))

: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] disconnected.

Florinia: ((Basically, she'll dominate early game. But by endgame she'll be outclassed by people who can actually use items and such))

Discord: The dark lord, Chin Chin

MettatonSEX: Who.

Gaster: glances at Chin Chin. "Huh."

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * [WHAT THE FUCK]

Discord: My apologies to our younger Japanese viewers, that's just his name

Lua: (( For the last chapters, I might stay after and make a program.

MettatonSEX: .....

Discord: Nooooow for a little shit who thinks he can rip me off

Lua: looks to Chin-Chin, "Who are you again?"

Discord: Mr. Mettaton Gasterblook

MettatonSEX: Excuse you, cunt!

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA" [I AM YOUR DARK LORD AND SAVIOR]

Gaster: holds his husband's hand.

Lua: ...Fuck.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Brb))

Lua: OK, I heard the TV. you're not ORE WA.

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "What he means is that he's your dark lord."

Discord: Yet so drab

Discord: Oh, so similar

Lua: Oh, the Dark Lord and his hellish cat.

Bondertale: walk in. Frisk stares at the TV. Toriel blinks. "Er...whats going on?"

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "What no i'm not his cat"

Discord: swap those goddammit

Gaster: Some bullshit, that's what.

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "I just know the language he speaks"

UF!Mettaton: -holds Mettaton close- They'll have to get tthrough me first. I'm not lettting anyone hurt my second friiiiiiiend.

Barchar: "They're putting hits out! On ME!"

Lua: OK, his translator that he doesn't own.

MettatonSEX: Oh!

Discord: MO-VING-A-LONG

Barchar: "And dead people!"

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "Fuck english but I guess I have to speak it now"

MettatonSEX: Darling, that's sweeet!

Discord: Miss Jukon Dreemurr!

: (( OH ))

Barchar: "It's quality entertainment, lemme tell you!"

MettatonSEX: ((i gtg shower pretend the mettas react when gaster is called

Bondertale: Frisk Is uncomfortable at the figure on TV. Just close enough.

Discord: Fried fish indeed