Gaster: ((oh no, laharl
Lua: (( I mean, I could run it, but right now, I'd have 3-4 people in the party max, and that wouldn't be that good of a start. ))
Gaster: ((mh
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The Duet: The Duet are STILL playing Swing music.
Lua: (( Laharl, you didn't break your new headphones, did you? ))
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The Duet: "So put down that Chello~" Violin cuts in "Throw that Violin to the floor~" They sing together "Cause we're singing it tonight, so get out on the dance floor~"
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Gaster: ((you guys need to hear go spine go then:
Lua: has his head in his arms, trying to block out the swing music he's been listening to hours.
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The Duet: ((These things could survive getting hit by a truck))
Gaster: walks into the bar, humming to himself.
The Duet: ((They're like the cockroaches of headphones. Cheap, easily-made, everywhere, and impossible to destroy))
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Lua: (( that's good ))
WGD: ((Icant get out of bed
Lua: whispers to himself, "My god, how long have they been playing for?"
The Duet: And the fucking tip hat is STILL empty.
Gaster: tips the duo, knowing they're dedicated to their art.
The Duet: The playing has noticably gotten worse, mostly due to morale dying. No money = No quality. But the moment it's tipped Chello seems to start picking the music back up.
Lua: Gaster, what have you done.
The Duet: ((Why do I really love the face that the Spine has shark-fin style metal plates across his spine))
Barchar: might tip them if she actually had any money
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Gaster: Well, I happen to like this music. It reminds me of when I was a teenager.
Gaster: ((he didn't always have those
WGD: -wouldnt ever tip them
Barchar: OH, hey, 15g in the couch cushion. Awesome. She picks it up, pausing for a half second, before managing to throw it perfectly in the hat. She wasn't gonna make AD move for her.
Barchar: yeah well you're an asshole
Gaster: ((he had to learn to put on his guitar strap over them
Lua: I'm not saying I didn't like the song, I'm saying I've been trying to block it out since after the first hour.
Gaster: Mmh, I see.
The Duet: Violin at that moment seems to break a string that are running across her arm.
The Duet: The music stops.
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Gaster: ((note: gaster was a teenager in the fifties, early sixties
Barchar: "I tend to get sick of music a few hours after it comes out, so I guess I'm just used to hating it enough that I've kinda..." she thinks. "My standards have changed. Just not despising for me is about the same as loving."
Gaster: ((he just liked swing music over what was popular at the time
The Duet: They both run behind the counter for a bit to go for some last-minute repairs. They're made of wood, but most of their instruments are hastily patched up every time they break due to not having access to experts that can repair them like Steel and Aluminum do.
The Duet: The Tin Twins got apprenticeships, The Duet got decent music lessons and natural talent. The Glassblowers, who will be introduced soon, are pampered fucks.
Barchar: how many fucking golems does this dick have
The Duet: None. None. And in the case of Lens, well, he's basically already a giant raging dickhead.
Lua: (( ok... where the fuck did that come from. ))
Barchar: (where did what come from)
The Duet: They run back out, and finally stop Swing, Violin's strings have undergone a hasty rush-job involving some boy scout knots and some spare wire from Chello's chello parts.
The Duet: They just start playing a rather high-paced endition of Spider Dance.
Lua: (( How many golems does this dick have ))
Barchar: (the tin twins, the duet, and another pair)
The Duet: ((Six, so far <.<))
Barchar: (i dunno three pairs of golems I assumed they were somehow related)
Gaster: ((they are, kind of
Gaster: ((they're all au versions of each other
Lua: (( When did Golems come into this? ))
The Duet: ((They're all the same people. Just different timelines))
The Duet: ((Original names:Jack and Jill.))
Barchar: (the three pairs are golems. Or, I mean, the tin twins and the duet are. )
The Duet: ((To he precise, Tin Golems, Wood Golems, and Glass Golems respectively))
The Duet: ((With their powers combined they are CAPTAIN PLANET)
Gaster: ((NEAT
Gaster: ((brb my bro wants me to play a game
Lua: actually enjoys this song a bit, and puts 20g in the hat.
Barchar: (I'm going to be disappointed if they can't actually fuse into captain planet)
Lua: (( we need the power of love though ))
The Duet: "Do do, do do, some might call it greed~"
The Duet: "Do Do, do do, but I think it's a need~"
The Duet: ((They CAN fuse. The Duet basically turn into a one-man band that can do any song known to man. And can chatter eardrums with noise))
The Duet: ((The Tin Twins basically go full DBZ fusion. Just combining strength, good for doing really tough heavy lifts))
The Duet: ((The Glassblowers often fuse just so they can feel stronger than everyone else. They turn so reflective they blind everything in a 10 mile radius))
Barchar: (and then the fusions fuse)
Barchar: (and you get...)
The Duet: ((Well then we're thinking with portals))
Barchar: (uhh)
The Duet: ((Then you get a six-armed six-legged fucking behemoth that can destroy, blind, and deafen it's enemies))
Lua: (( Sensory overload. ))
The Duet: ((And is basically useless for actual work))
Barchar: (a lot of noise)
The Duet: ((Problem is. The Duet and the Tin Twins would probably fucking kill the Glassblowers if they fused))
The Duet: ((So it'd quickly turn into a game of
The Duet: ((Stop Hitting Yourself))
Lua: (( Laharl's actually going to make five pairs, one that when fused, kills your sense of taste, and the other releases toxic gas. ((
Gaster: ((alright i'm back
The Duet: (([sub]There is actually two more[/sub]))
Gaster: ((my brother made an automatic level in mario maker
Gaster: ((it wasn't a cool one that plays music
The Duet: ((One of them are a pair of skeletons. Not Undertale skeletons, Like fucking undead human skeletons raised by necromancers))
The Duet: ((They're hardworking, if dumber than a box of rocks))
Lua: (( are they going to smell and or taste terrible? ))
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The Duet: ((The other ones are, best put, creepy as fuck))
The Duet: ((Think Creepy Twins + China Dolls + The two twins from Bad End Night))
Lua: ((oh yay))
The Duet: ((And they run off clockwork))
Gaster: ((i wonder if anyone's done automatic mario with undertale music
The Duet: ((Those ones aren't golems. They're just honest-to-god clockwork robots))
Lua: (( yes ))
The Duet: ((Someone probably has. I know theres a Megalovania one))
Lua: (( your answer is yes ))
Lua: (( I am now looping an asgore theme that sounds like a world one theme after downloading and cutting the file slightly. ))
Lua: (( I feel like I'm getting slightly too bothered by the low turnout tonight. ))
Gaster: ((No, I am too. It's a saturday night, usually more people are on.
Jeska or Jukon: ((surprised too
Gaster: ((I was gonna do sexy bakery stuff, and maybe put the plan into motion
Lua: (( that's exactly why I thought starting on a saturday would be better than a friday. ))
Lua: (( and I've been planning this for weeks, and now no ones here. ))
Lua: (( even with me saying this was gonna be the start day for about a week now. ))
Gaster: ((Like, normally MV'S here by now...
The Duet: ((I'm tired as fuck))
Jeska or Jukon: ((whose the anon?
The Duet: ((Those sleeping meds are long-lasting as fuck. They've lasted for two days))
The Duet: ((Then again, I got double dosed))
The Duet: ((And they're JUST NOW wearing off <.<))
Gaster: ((The anon's someone I found on shamchat, I think
Lua: (( Also, I added a little bit to the RPG sheet top to help everyone keep track of everything. ))
Gaster: ((Okay, thank you.
Lua: (( It's just a progression information line, a gold counter, a summon list, and a side quest list, which I only have one planned. ))
The Duet: ((I plan to bring the Duet and the Twins onto the thing))
The Duet: ((The Duet acting as support with the Twins being offense. Do I just put them down on the sheet?))
Jeska or Jukon: ((should I bring anyone in?
Lua: (( Laharl: Yes, Yazan: Just make sure you remember who you CAN'T bring in for this. ))
Lua: (( I'm not saying who cuz dat be spoilerinos. ))
Gaster: ((I'm probably gonna stick with Gaster, unless I can figure out combat stuff with Fellby
Jeska or Jukon: ((I should bring Mr. Diabolical into the fights
Lua: (( That would be a smart choice. ))
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The Duet: ((Fuck it, i'm bringing Steel))
Jeska or Jukon: ((his stats would be in the negatives
The Duet: ((Only steel))
UF!Mettaton: ((yo sorry im late
Lua: (( Also, I'm reseting the inventory for a reason which will be said later. ))
The Duet: ((He's gonna have attack, Defense, and HP through the fucking roof, medium SP, and jack-all for every other stat))
The Duet: ((His Speed is in the negatives. And he has no luck))
UF!Mettaton: ((hi guys, again, sorry im late
Gaster: ((It's cool
Lua: (( It's fine MV ))
UF!Mettaton: ((yeah
Gaster: ((anyway i should figure out combat stuff with fellby just in case gaster gets down for the count
Lua: (( I'm just doing things I should have done earlier with the RPG sheet. ))
UF!Mettaton: ((ok
UF!Mettaton: ((the one we used for painful?
Lua: (( Yes, I'm reusing it because I'm lazy. ))
UF!Mettaton: ((ok, nice, is there a new doc?
Gaster: ((If you don't mind, I'm gonna put fellby beneath gaster so both my characters are in the same spot
Jeska or Jukon: ((I don't really have anyone I can use for this
UF!Mettaton: ((im gonna put in ufmetta just in case i decide to bring the awkward violent never genuinely complimented asshole in
Lua: (( No, because then we'd need to switch out the stat sheet, but I am trusting you guys to not be dirty cheaters now that everyone has access. ))
UF!Mettaton: ((ok
UF!Mettaton: ((ill be back soon, im gonna edit that
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Gaster: ((ooooh there is an infatuation status
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Gaster: ((i can probably work out a passive with that
Lua: (( ooh la la ))
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Lua: (( Also, everyone get your last look at hint section. ))
Lua: (( Because the future has come. ))
The Duet: ((Does Steel look OP as fuck))
The Duet: ((He's supposed to hit hard, be good at hitting hard, and thats it))
Lua: (( Decrease HP, increase DEF ))
The Duet: ((Alright))
The Duet: ((I was tempted to make his passive have him be unable to be One-Hit-Ko'd))
The Duet: ((Basically give him Sturdy))
Lua: (( that'd be less OP honestly, just because he's a lower SP character right now, and being able to use a skill without it taking away could mean a lot. ))
Lua: (( I get it's a percent chance, but still. ))
The Duet: ((Yeah. it's not meant to be used with his final ability))
Lua: (( I saw you had a lower chance for that ability. ))
The Duet: ((I'll just make him unable to get one-hit-killed))
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Gaster: ((I'm gonna give fellby Cute Charm as a passive
Fanta: ((Ayy
Lua: (( oi ))
Lua: (( we're doing last minute characters. ))
Lua: (( because I forgot to do that apparently. ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((guess I'll bring Jeska in
Fanta: ((Okie
Fanta: ((I'll make an actual statsheet for shoe then
The Duet: ((Oh, and unpoisonable so it isn't completely situational))
Gaster: ((HUAH
Lua: (( Slar, look at the hint section before it's gone forever. ))
Gaster: ((Does 30% seem like too much?
Fanta: ((I'm gonna assume you're not bringing back joy
Lua: (( no ))
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The Duet: ((In Pokemon, Cute Charm has a 40% chance))
The Duet: ((So its actually slightly MORE fair))
Lua: (( actually, I'm gonna remove joy and the items that everyone added because i'm a big fat meanie. ))
Barchar: (are we making new stats)
Lua: (( ye ))
Barchar: (cool)
Gaster: ((Maybe I should knock it down to 25, i just did a quick test with 30% and i got it 5 times
Fanta: ((Tell me if Shoe is OP
Barchar: (if grillby comes muffet is prolly following so I guess I gotta do shit with her)
Lua: (( also Laharl, did you actually copy the hints. ))
Barchar: (can we still edit the thing or do I need to co-ordinate with you again slarv)
The Duet: ((Yes))
Barchar: (well I need to do that anyway for actual balance so fuggit whatevs I'll just do that)
Lua: (( you can edit freely, just I'm making sure you're not OP and you're not changing shit overnight. ))
Fanta: ((It's still editable
Barchar: (oh yeah I need to co-ordinate with you right)
Lua: (( because if you do, you're getting your ass chewed out. ))
Barchar: (well then I will do that with you instead then)
Kalyke: (( back ))
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Gaster: ((there's no burn status, huh
Gaster: ((can we add one?
Gaster: ((if i'm adding fellby we're gonna be playing with fire
Lua: (( alright I'll allow it. ))
Kalyke: (( wait am i missing out on something ))
Fanta: ((Finished shoe
Lua: (( open up RPG doc, everyone's making characters. ))
Lua: (( Slar, I'm going to make one SMALL change to shoe. )
Gaster: ((Okay, I made Burn a weaker Poison
Fanta: ((Okie
The Duet: ((Make it lower attack too kek))
The Duet: ((If we're just turning Fellby into a pokemon))
Fanta: ((Is shoe not op?
Gaster: ((actually you know what? i'm gonna make charmer an attack and have him passively immune to burning
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Lua: (( Shoe is fine. actually.))
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * (( Can Chin-Chin fight? I may or may not be serious about this. ))
Fanta: ((Hi anon
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Lua: (( I'll allow it. ))
Gaster: ((rip
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * (( Alrighty ))
Fanta: nona iH))
Fanta: ((
Fanta: ((New fucc bees
Kalyke: (( Chin-Chin is actually going to fight in this ))
Kalyke: (( Wowie ))
Lua: (( so Chime, where is fellby on the sheet, I honestly can't find him. ))
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Gaster: ((I'm working on him in a notepad, I was about to paste him in
Lua: ah
Lua: ((shit
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DamnDude: (( Just gonna save myself the trouble now ))
DamnDude: (( Also, once GN gets here, if he doesn't come tonight, tell him he needs to re-balance his entire crew. ))
Gaster: ((Alright, Fellby's right beneath Gaster
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DamnDude: (( As in, his entire crew can basically be one shot with how they are, and they aren't really strong. ))
UF!Mettaton: ((i added uf metta, i tried to make him balanced but still fairly strong, bc hes a heavy robot with four arms and sharpness all over
Kalyke: (( I wanted one of Chin-Chin's specials to make the enemy confused ))
Kalyke: (( but there is no confused status effect ))
Kalyke: (( rip ))
Gaster: ((shoot fellby needs a fourth move, doesn't he
UF!Mettaton: ((he doesnt need one
UF!Mettaton: ((i just gave fellmetta four bc one per arm
Gaster: ((oooh, i getcha
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Fanta: ((Anon who are you
Gaster: ((I think they're the person from shamchat
Fanta: ((k
Fanta: ((I need to make a shoe battle sprite for my game
UF!Mettaton: ((hi anon, i'm magevaati, the local mettaton
Fanta: ((Anything to put off having to actually learn how to use rpgmaker
Barchar: (gave dd stuff for muffet)
Barchar: (went without incident.)
UF!Mettaton: ((stuffet for muffet
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Kalyke: (( Chin-Chin is basically a filthy memer of the fight ))
DamnDude: (( I asked you what stats you needed up and down before you left. ))
Gaster: ((dd, any criticism of fellby?
DamnDude: (( I made one small change ))
Gaster: ((I saw
DamnDude: (( Do you agree or disagree. ))
Gaster: ((I agree, since it is a stronger attack
Fanta: ((Fuck
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Fanta: ((How do I draw a cat sitting on the head of a child dragon who has been sewed to his parents
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UF!Mettaton: ((with titties
Fanta: ((k
Gaster: ((NO
UF!Mettaton: ((kitty titty
Kalyke: (( oh my ))
Gaster: ((do not put titty on the kitty
UF!Mettaton: ((havent you seen furries
Fanta: ((well its the cat
Fanta: ((or a 13 year old
UF!Mettaton: ((youre friends with at least one furry you know furrys gotta put kitty titties
Fanta: ((so imma put tits on the cat then
UF!Mettaton: ((put titties on the kitty
UF!Mettaton: ((but make them the mom's titties
UF!Mettaton: ((sew them on
UF!Mettaton: ((in hindsight this is why i should always take my adhd meds
The Duet: ((Don't take your meds))
Fanta: ((No the moms titties are sewed onto the others
DamnDude: (( chin chin, are the SP counts supposed to be high for moves that aren't that good on purposed? ))
The Duet: ((You might get fucking cosbied like me))
UF!Mettaton: ((ok
UF!Mettaton: ((i mean i take my meds on my own bc im an adult
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * (( Wait, what did you mean DD? ))
DamnDude: (( Like, a X3 move is usually 5, not 15. ))
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: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * (( OH ))
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Gaster: ((I should change Packing a Punch to Packing Heat
Jeska or Jukon: ((wait a minute
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Jeska or Jukon: ((isn;t UF Mettaon that other metta MV made that was really mean
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Barchar: (he's pretty alright )
UF!Mettaton: ((that was pretimeskip
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UF!Mettaton: ((this is a different one
Gaster: ((WHAT
UF!Mettaton: ((EW
Barchar: (just heavily abused)
DamnDude: (( Flame, I'm giving Muffet high luck as well, is that alright? ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((so wait, its the same one but changed? or a new metta
Gaster: (("hey how you holding up" WHY DO YOU CARE
UF!Mettaton: ((a new one
UF!Mettaton: ((block his nasty ass
Fanta: ((WAIT WHAT
The Duet: ((Having Steel's passive also make him unable to participate in a battle alongside Mettaton))
Barchar: (why would it not be alright, dd?)
The Duet: ((Because he's still fucking pissed at them))
Fanta: ((L O L W H A T
UF!Mettaton: ((this ufmetta is from a different uf timeline, got taken to the sexy bakery, and got bad shit done to him
Gaster: ((i betcha he wants to continue the rp i dropped back in december
Barchar: (abut the only unlucky thing she's done is get in a relationship with scumster. That was pretty unlucky.)
Jeska or Jukon: ((might not be part of this one day, I'm going to be working a bit
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The Duet: ((ADA is also currently trying to start shit with me in Hotland))
The Duet: ((Seriously, Slarv, look at this shit))
The Duet: ((Twat is offended that I was talking to Twonky and not ADA))
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Fanta: ((>Ada tryna start shit with all of us
Gaster: ((Huh, should fellby have more hp? he's only got 250 as opposed to muffet's 500
Fanta: ((He PMed me too
UF!Mettaton: ((yo, laharl, thats a great idea, but could you please use he/him for mettaton? its getting rly confusing bc both my mettas use he/him almost exclusively
UF!Mettaton: ((yes, make it 450
Fanta: ((Because why the fuck not tell me for the fourth goddamn time he's getting head pressure
DamnDude: (( Muffet is done. ))
The Duet: ((Sorry, I use They as a neutral term. Sounds more professional and is generally safe to use in any sort of context))
UF!Mettaton: ((yeah, i get that, but its a bit confusing for me to see a mettaton using they
The Duet: ((Sorry.))
UF!Mettaton: ((or referred to as they
UF!Mettaton: ((not your fault man
The Duet: ((HOLY FUCK))
The Duet: ((ADA))
The Duet: ((THINKS))
Fanta: ((>SHE
The Duet: ((I'M A WOMAN))
Fanta: ((>SHE
Gaster: ((HOOOO BOY
UF!Mettaton: ((wow
Kalyke: (( OH MY FUCK ))
DamnDude: (( What ))
Gaster: ([sub]to be fair i did too at first[/sub]
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UF!Mettaton: ((hi darling!
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Gaster: ((heyo
Alphys: (hello daring!!)
Alphys: (yo)
Kalyke: (( DD can you review Chin Chin? ))
DamnDude: (( OK, bye hint section. ))
Barchar: (yay for muffet)
Fanta: ((>I happen to be male
Gaster: ((if you don't mind i'm gonna increase fellby's hp, his is pretty low compared to more recently added characters
Fanta: ((>Her tone
DamnDude: (( Why is your 2x atk at a greater cost than your x3? ))
DamnDude: (( alright. ))
Kalyke: (( help ))
Kalyke: (( so it should just be the same cost? ))
Gaster: ((i'm half tempted to join New Home just for the discorse
Fanta: ((It's good fam
Fanta: ((Im a mod
The Duet: (( ))
Fanta: (("You belligerent horse-headed minger"
DamnDude: (( Just make the x2 also apply a status effect or something. ))
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The Duet: (([sub]Wait you thought I was a her.[/sub]))
The Duet: ((In previous RP groups, people have thought I was a her too <.<))
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Gaster: ((oh my lord, the discorse
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DamnDude: (( SUMMONS: Unlock some, you scubs ))
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DamnDude: (( Also holy shit, this process put this starting later than expected. ))
Fanta: ((People call me a chick all the time
UF!Mettaton: ((holy shit part of me wants to join new home just to see this dumb shit
Kalyke: (( Same ))
DamnDude: (( I don't guess people's genders because I'm always wrong. ))
The Duet: ((>Calling me a cold-hearted bitch))
Fanta: ((It's a good chat
The Duet: ((ADA is literally getting my gender wrong just to be spiteful))
UF!Mettaton: ((i dont have a gender
UF!Mettaton: ((yo misgendering on purpose is never ok
DamnDude: (( That's exactly why I'd be wrong. ))
Gaster: ((i have a feeling i'd change my icon to this in a week:
UF!Mettaton: ((lol nice
Barchar: (are you even Trans or anything or is he just a fuck)
UF!Mettaton: ((i want to see this in person someone send me an invite
DamnDude: (( Alright, is everyone done putting in characters. ))
Barchar: (at least if you were Trans or something I could see him doing it pissed you off)
Gaster: ((oh shit what am i gonna say when i join the server
UF!Mettaton: ((hed be being a fuck regardless
Gaster: (("i'm just here for the salt"
Fanta: (("Hi we're here to see ADA being a fuck"
Barchar: (but otherwise it's just stupid and pointless, as well as making him a fuck)
Barchar: (yeah sorry worded that poorly)
UF!Mettaton: ((yeah
The Duet: ((I'm not trans))
Kalyke: (( Someone send me an invite too ))
The Duet: ((Certified Cisgender white male scum over here))
Gaster: ((send me an invite slarv, i'm goin in
Kalyke: (( send me one too pls ))
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DamnDude: (( Just go on the dreemurr website, that's were the invite link is. ))
Barchar: (ciswhitemalescumbuds)
Kalyke: (( oh ))
Fanta: ((Tryna get one
The Duet: ((I swear to god))
Fanta: ((Dreemurr's link is down
The Duet: ((If ADA pms me shit))
The Duet: ((I'm going to find a way to murder over the internet))
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Gaster: ((the one on the dreemurr website is expired
The Duet: ((He probly is calling me a woman because of my profile picture))
DamnDude: (( OK, but before you start going after ADA on a chat group, I'm doing last checks for characters. ))
MB!SwapMuffet: patrols the halls of the sexy bakery
Gaster: ((how i feel rn:
UF!Mettaton: ((i bet im gonna be asked if im a boy or a girl
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The Duet: ((Which looks like its female from Discord size))
Fanta: ((
Barchar: (you wanna do gaster tonight chime)
Gaster: ((Idk, do you?
Barchar: (i did that in a touhou chat)
The Duet: ((It's a picture of a, err, High Priest <.<))
Rick A-301: ((Before RP starts I have an unfortunate announcement))
Barchar: (they were all male, biiit)
Barchar: (oh god what happened)
DamnDude: (( What's wrong, B? ))
Rick A-301: ((after this weekend I'm probably going to be gone for a month or so))
DamnDude: (( D: ))
The Duet: ((Damn. Sorry to hear that brother))
Fanta: ((:(
Barchar: (that sucks)
Gaster: ((Oh, darn.
Gaster: ((I hope everything's okay.
Rick A-301: ((not that I was really doing anything here anyway))
UF!Mettaton: ((oh
Kalyke: (( I'm Lexarcythyl btw ))
Barchar: (anyway, chime, I'm up for it, but if you wanna wait I'm fine with that too)
Gaster: ((We can do it now.
DamnDude: (( I was going to start up after you guys would tell me if your characters were in. ))
Gaster: ((two pms in quick succession from ada
UF!Mettaton: ((well, b, we'll await your return and rewelcome you with open arms
DamnDude: (( but then you guys got distracted with ADA ))
Rick A-301: ((k fam
Gaster: ((oh, sorry dd
Rick A-301: ((I'd say "let's have one last hoorah" except))
The Duet: ((I can PM him to tell him to stop harassing you Chime))
MB!SwapMuffet: passes by grillby. "Ready?"
Rick A-301: ((I don't have anything to RP anyway))
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
Rick A-301: ((I said about a month, but there's still a chance that it'll be a only a week, or that it's just a false alarm))
Gaster: ((Don't bother, i'm trying to focus on RP right now, laharl
DamnDude: (( if you guys want to do the thing with the thing, I can put a thirty minute timer and then we could go. ))
The Duet: ((Alright))
Rick A-301: ((we'll see))
Fanta: ((MV
: B is Alive and Well and Living Only in Theory's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( That also gives any time for stragglers, and so literally everyone doesn't just walk into the bar at once. ))
Fanta: ((The rest of the server usually doesn't, but stay the fuck away from #grillbys
Fanta: ((Shit they left
DamnDude: (( And also for people to return. ))
DamnDude: (( Because I have entering/leaving messages off. ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((I'm going to skip out on this one DD,
DamnDude: (( Like a big ol' fool ))
DamnDude: (( Understood. ))
Gaster: ((You know what flame, let's do DD'S thing tonight
DamnDude: (( Just remember, you know I need you that one day that I can delay for a little bit so it's good for you. ))
Gaster: ((He's been planning this for a while and I'd hate to take the spotlight off him.
Barchar: (mmrn)
Barchar: (i know)
Fanta: ((Oh boy you're all just having a wild time with ADA
Gaster: ((I'm itching to do gaster too, but dd's been planning his thing longer.
Barchar: (the problem is that I don't want to push this back too much, and his thing is going to kind of take up all our 'big' stuff allotment)
Barchar: (but yeah I get ya)
DamnDude: (( Like I said, just do your thing riht now Gaster and Flame, we still have to wait for people to get back. ))
DamnDude: (( Just don't make it three hours. ))
Gaster: ((But see, it's gonna take a long time, so I'm willing to wait.
Gaster: (OH SHIT
Kalyke: (( OH SHIT
Kalyke: (( OH DAMN MV
DamnDude: (( Alright, I'll just do prologue tonight so you two might be able to still fit it in tonight. ))
Barchar: (ya don't wanna rush it)
Barchar: (oooh can I get a play-by-play or somethin'?)
The Duet: (( i'm not going to forgive you unless you prove you're better than being homophobic and a jerk in general, but i'll hope that you are. hope being key. - MV ))
Kalyke: (( "Im not homophobic ffs" -ADA ))
Fanta: ((Hooo boy
Fanta: ((I've opened the floodgates haven't I
Gaster: ((You kind of did
DamnDude: is only waiting for one person at this point.
DamnDude: (( Well, let me get started slightly. Everyone, begin getting into the bar if you're joining tonight. ))
Gaster: is in the bar.
MB!SwapMuffet: apparently he wasn't ready, as she heads into the bsr
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Shoe [Shoe].
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet].
Shoe: trots in through the anydoor
MB!SwapMuffet: the main bar not her bsr
Lua: -Lua is in the bar, starting to get sick of the song the duet is playing0
The Duet: Steel is picking up robobodies in the bar.
: High Priest Laharl [The Duet] is now High Priest Laharl [Steel].
UF!Grillby: He heads into the bar too.
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
: Myth [Kalyke] is now Myth [Chin-Chin].
Lua: Wow, just when I thought it was gonna be a slow night.
Chin-Chin: Chin-Chin walks in. "ORE WA" [greetings you fucks]
Lua: Hey everyone.
Gaster: Hello, Lua.
Shoe: Howdy everybody!
Steel: ((I'm making sure to be emotionless as fuck since it apparently bothers ADA))
Lua: Gaster, I was in here for the last hour. I might have dosed off, but I was still here.
Shoe: ((Do it
Lua: gives a slight grin.
Gaster: Well, I'm saying hello again.
Lua: Alright, alright.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hello, small cat."
MB!SwapMuffet: I don't think she's actually seen shoe
Shoe: she hasn't
Shoe: Howdy, boss
Lua: Alright, quite the interesting group of people here.
UF!Grillby: He gets a sick grin. "What's new, pussycat?"
Shoe: Nothin much
Lua: gives a soft laugh.
Chin-Chin: (( I should just shut up and not type anything into the argument but eh ))
Chin-Chin: (( -shrugs- ))
Shoe: Daily grind, trying not to let my host kill me
Steel: ((I'm playing devils advocate a bit))
Gaster: ((the salt is getting too salty
Steel: ((Trying to not make this into an ADA saltfest))
MB!SwapMuffet: ""
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh dear God you're Shoe."
: Lua [Lua] is now The Narrator [].
UF!Grillby: "Shoe? You mean..."
Shoe: Well it looks like you already know me
Shoe: hops onto the bar
MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, fanta's told us about you."
Shoe: Oh has she?
: -Hello everyone, I will be your host for this adventure. Well, as soon as our last person gets here, we'll get this show on the road-
Shoe: How much praise have I recieved?
MB!SwapMuffet: "And you're UTTERLY ridiculous name. I mean, please. Who gave you that?"
Steel: Holy shit its Editor's third removed cousin.
Steel: How's it been?
: -wait, you can hear me-
: -what the fuck-
Steel: It is I, Laharl.
: -why aren't these lines saving me-
Chin-Chin: YOOOOOO
Barchar: waves at nobody
Steel: Rememberm Steel talks through quotations.
: -oh hey-
Shoe: Welllll, it was originaly Shuu, but I didn't like that
Chime: ((tis i
: -I forgot about that-
Chime: ((the frenchiest fry
Steel: So, why is Editor's third removes cousin narrating an arc?
Steel: Why aren't you doing your fucking job, Narrator?
Chime: ((because he can that's why
Steel: The Dresden Files timelines don't govern themselves.
: -Because you don't pay me enough to do this shit.-
Steel: I pay you a fuckton! You own a mansion!
Steel: And have infinite cosmic power!
Chin-Chin: Well ngl I've been stealing from him a bit so
: -You don't pay me anything!-
Chime: ((how can you afford that anyway
MB!SwapMuffet: "Let me assure you, her opinion of you is GLOWING."
MB!SwapMuffet: "With red hot hatred." she said, adjusting her glasses.
UF!Grillby: "It burns hotter than me, and that's saying something."
Lua: So, why exactly did everyone come in at once?
Shoe: Wowie, surprising
Gaster: shrugs.
Gaster: Maybe we all got hungry.
Steel: Well, Myth might've been sapping your paycheck.
Steel: So blame him.
: -Seriously, when is MV going to be done with their attack on ADA-
Chin-Chin: him
MB!SwapMuffet: (attack on tundra)
: -Once the clock hits the hour, I'm starting with or without them.-
Philander Frisk: -walks in, looking fly-
MB!SwapMuffet: does lov catching flies if you catch my drift
Steel: ((I might introduce a new character until last guy shows up))
Steel: ((It's from a fangame))
MB!SwapMuffet: no she's not going to bang him. I mean yet I guess.
Steel: ((Not a UT fangame, but a fangame))
Chin-Chin: (( same tho i drew a sketch ))
Shoe: I don't know why she'd join a brothel, given the fun we had back in the day
: -You have 7 minutes, good luck-
Shoe: Thought I fixed that relentless libido of hers
Gaster: ((oh? from an off fangame?
Shoe: Shame
Jeska or Jukon: ((Oh DD of you can use Jeska if you need a stand in for a player
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
: High Priest Laharl [Steel] is now High Priest Laharl [Florina].
: ((Alright))
Philander Frisk: whats with the tension in the air?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Haha, you're very funny feline."
Shoe: ((Got the cat down
Shoe: Tell me something I don't know~
Jeska or Jukon: ((only thing is though she can't die
Shoe: ((Now to do the... sewn together family
MB!SwapMuffet: "But I'm glad you didn't, she's going to be a wonderful moneymaker."
Chin-Chin: (( ADA: Also laharl can we try and be friends? ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((I'm just here to observe, I'm working right now
Gaster: ((l.m.a.o
UF!Mettaton: and the other Mettaton enter, the pink one's arm around the red one's waist.
: (( OK, Mr. DD is gonna getta Pepsi, then we start. ))
Gaster: looks up. "Hello, you two!"
Shoe: Have any beasters in that club of yours?
Philander Frisk: guess I came at the wrong time
MettatonSEX: Hello, everyone!
Shoe: Wouldn't put it past ya, given the clientelle
UF!Mettaton: Hi...
Shoe: ((LAHARL
Shoe: ((TOP
Chin-Chin: (( ZOZZLE ))
Shoe: ((ZOZZLE
Gaster: ((zozzle
: High Priest Laharl [Florina] is now High Priest Laharl [Steel].
: -Alright guys-
MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, yes, obviously"
: -IDK-
: -The anydoor opens, all that can be seen is white for the moment-
UF!Mettaton: Gaster. This Mettaton, your husband, we... we bonded while we were go-- what the shit.
: -White, the greatest of colors-
Gaster: ... It doesn't normally do that.
Steel: Steel looks up for a bit. He prefers grey and silver.
MettatonSEX: -ok pink is way better-
Jeska or Jukon: ah hell nah I'm out -runs away-
MB!SwapMuffet: "...oh, wonderful. What the hell is going on?"
Chime: ((personally i prefer teal
Jeska or Jukon: -doesn't actually-
MettatonSEX: -rolls his eyes.-
: -A familiar shadow is seen in the distance, approaching the door-
UF!Grillby: "I dunno, but it doesn't look good.
MageVaati: (personally, i prefer the air)
Steel: ((I'm going full fucking Florina on ADA))
Lua: Alright, so we now have the door opening itself again, great.
Chime: ((*landmasters right through the middle of yoshi's island*
Chin-Chin: (( unauthorized to send messages the fuck ))
Jeska or Jukon: so the hell is going on?
Steel: Steel just clenches his fists, ready to fight already.
UF!Mettaton: .....Again?
: -The shadow walks through the door, it's still black surprisingly, well everything but the eyes-
Shoe: Wowee
UF!Mettaton: ....
Gaster: Ah, hello there.
Chin-Chin: (( The fuck is this ))
MettatonSEX: Okay cut the shit who is this.
UF!Mettaton: ((it's ada /s
: -Azazel, although if you would have seen him in the last 10 years, so colors look different-
: -some(-
Gaster: Wait... Azazel?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Is that a demon?"
: -fuck, I'm gonna get fired for that mistake, aren't I?-
Shoe: This would be a super cool plot twist if I knew who the fuck this was
: The Narrator [] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Barchar: isn't that surprised. If he was in the dimension at all before now, she knew.
Azazel: Hello, everyone.
Chin-Chin: (( help ))
UF!Mettaton: ...Hello?
Azazel: 's voice is slightly off for a moment, but it corrects itself after one line.
Shoe: (("All those people you invited Really not comfortable being around them Chim is fine tho hes ok i guess"
Shoe: ((>Hes ok i guess
Azazel: It's been awhile, huh?
Gaster: ((*shrugs*
UF!Mettaton: ((lol
Gaster: Yeah...
Gaster: ((since when have i cared about my pronouns lmao
MettatonSEX: Yeah, it's been a while.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Azazel: Well, I've been a bit tied up for a while.
Shoe: ((Hi ad
UF!Mettaton: ((yo
Azazel: Now, I'd normally take care of this myself, but it seems like I've gone over my head.
Shoe: ((Drawing this family
Gaster: Is that literal or metaphorical.
Shoe: ((Going great
Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep on the couch, in normal clothes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
Shoe: ((I have the dad's head outline down
Jeska or Jukon: sitting with AD
Shoe: ((What's it fused to, you decide
MettatonSEX: Ah.
MB!SwapMuffet: (plot twist, Ada lives in a rule 63 dimension)
Shoe: (("The reason i messed up so much Is i think i felt too comfortable around them"
UF!Mettaton: ((vagine
Steel: ((I had to say 'neither male or female' cause I didn't want to fuck up and mix Agender and Non-Binary up))
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
UF!Mettaton: ((im agender, though technically both apply
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. Truthfully, I could do with some action. The planned action didn't take place."
Azazel: Basically, I've been contracted to go take down a tyrant, but.. well that was surprisingly more difficult than originally expected.
Barchar: smiles at AD. "Hi!"
MettatonSEX: You need help?
UF!Grillby: "I feel like busting some heads."
UF!Mettaton: ....
Shoe: Howdy there Asriel
Azazel: You guys are the only ones I even know at this point.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Chara, Shoe, Jukon."
UF!Mettaton: I'veee... I've been up for fighting.
Azazel: and even then, I know have of you know.
Azazel: half*
Gaster: I'll help if you need me.
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Where is Barchar.
MB!SwapMuffet: (where the fuck do you think)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like where in the bar))
Lua: I guess I can help.
MB!SwapMuffet: (couch, near ad, presumably)
Jeska or Jukon: hey Azzy
Gaster: ((she's floating in the air doing cool poses
Steel: Steel is currently just looking at Azazel, the fuck is this.
MB!SwapMuffet: (even if he didn't have his head in her lap this time)
MB!SwapMuffet: (pff)
MB!SwapMuffet: (nah, she can't float in the body, unfortunately)
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to Brachar, smiling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Barchar*
MB!SwapMuffet: (bracelet )
MB!SwapMuffet: (brachar)
MB!SwapMuffet: (fuckin autocorrect bullshit)
Jeska or Jukon: ((bread I'm doing work, mostly watching, if you take part in the quest you can use Jeska in battle
Gaster: ((good to know she supports her breasts
Chin-Chin: (( ADA's gonna be like "who is lexarcythyl i don't know him" ))
Barchar: could be brachar for u bby ;)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K))
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on her.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How's your day going?"
Barchar: accepts this lean
MettatonSEX: -notices Steel, and sighs.- ...Steel. I'm sorry about my impulsive decision. Aluminum... she's not here, so I'm assuming the blast injured her.
Azazel: I guess I should introduce myself to those who don't know me at this point, the name's Azazel. I was one of the people who came here 10 years back, not really much else you need to know, honestly.
Barchar: "Hasn't improved, hasn't gotten worse."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can I make it inprove?"
Azazel: doesn't seem to acknowledge his past much, huh?
Steel: Steel just makes a gesture at his right leg, and makes a large slicing motion around it.
UF!Mettaton: 's arms move idly, like snakes. "...Hello."
Steel: He even does WD with his hands to emphasize it. [GONE.]
Steel: He maks several bullet-point motions near his midriff, like punctures holes. And several hundred around his chest.
UF!Grillby: He waves from the bar. "Hey."
Steel: [PIERCED.]
MettatonSEX: -winces- Ohhh, shit... If there's anything I can do to help, notify me. If you never want to interact with me again, though, I understand.
Azazel: I'll explain on the way there a little bit more information, but for the most part, there's not too much more I can explain here.
Barchar: "You are." she said, leaning on him more.
UF!Mettaton: ...
Steel: He nods, slightly calmed. He might allow himself to fight alongside MTT now, if they ask.
Gaster: Alright, whatever you need me to do.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I?@
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I really that good, just have to exist to make you feel better?"
MB!SwapMuffet: with that flow, she probably helped the training
MettatonSEX: -gives a smile. He's trying to help if he can, man.-
Jeska or Jukon: yeah he seems to have that effect on everyone
MB!SwapMuffet: is used to six arms, but she could work with four
Azazel: begins to walk back out to the white.
Azazel: gives a small follow gesture, for those who want to come
Barchar: "Don't swell your ego, Asriel, you all do that <3"
Gaster: cautiously follows.
Steel: Steel follows.
MB!SwapMuffet: shrugs, looking at firemate.
: Azazel [Azazel] is now Lua [Lua].
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Shoe: hops over to AD's head
UF!Grillby: He shrugs too, then offers a hand to Muffet. "Shall we?"
UF!Mettaton: grabs Metta by the waist -- Metta yelps -- and he follows Azazel.
Lua: looks at the anydoor code for the moment, he doesn't seem to recognize it.
Chin-Chin: (( OH ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Anyways, I assume that you've been sulking this whole time?"
MettatonSEX: Darling, please let me go.
Chin-Chin: (( I should start scripting episodes for that ))
Gaster: notices the interaction between the two Mettatons.
MB!SwapMuffet: holds his hand, nodding.
UF!Mettaton: drops his friend. "Ssorry..." Seems his glitching returned, slightly.
Barchar: "Sulking is the wrong word."
Lua: Seems like you guys trust this enough.
UF!Grillby: He heads to the anydoor, spidermate in tow.
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks up show off his head, putting him onto his lap.
Lua: walks in.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's the right word?"
MettatonSEX: -goes NEO.- It's quite alright.
Chin-Chin: (( Anyways, Microton almost died for the fourth? fifth? time on his first LNWMCT episode ))
: Lua [Lua] is now The Narrator [].
Chin-Chin: (( gtg ))
UF!Mettaton: ((cya
: Myth [Chin-Chin] disconnected.
Gaster: starts to walk next to his husband.
Gaster: So... bonding, huh?
Shoe: ((Alright fuck the sewn together family shit
: -Welcome to what is known as the rebellion's hideout-
Shoe: ((That comes in the next game anyway
Shoe: trots through the anydoor
MettatonSEX: -takes Gaster's hand, smiling.-
Barchar: "Smiling and wallowing in self loathing, but happily."
UF!Mettaton: ...How did you...
MettatonSEX: Yes, bonding.
Gaster: Ah, it looks like Underfell Mettaton doesn't have a Neo form.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How about I make your happily wallow in happiness and hugs?"
MB!SwapMuffet: "So, we're fighting a, ah...tyrant, yes? Might we be informed of who, exactly, this is?"
: -There's three main areas of interest, the shops, the shadows in the distance, and an anydoor that surprisingly doesn't have an area to input codes or look at the history.-
UF!Mettaton: No... nnot at all.
Asriel_Dreemurr: You*
UF!Mettaton: It has a cannnon.
Barchar: "I wouldn't be opposed." she said, shrugging. "Kinda mean saying that kinda thing when we both know that's where things stop, though."
Shoe: hangs around, his RPer is currently arting
Asriel_Dreemurr: "hugs is where it stops?"
Azazel: I was hired recently, all I was told was that this was some form of Asgore. It was difficult to even get in the city.
UF!Grillby: "I'd like to know too if I'm gonna be tagging along."
Gaster: seems relieved it's not another Gaster.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, we could also snuggle, maybe even Cuddle if you wanted to."
MettatonSEX: Oh, good, not another asshole Gaster.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can do most things, if you wanted me to."
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
Shoe: ((I just wanna clarify
Gaster: Yeah... it's nice.
Shoe: ((Or state, whatever
UF!Mettaton: Another?
Shoe: ((ADA basically just asked me to kick you all
Gaster: ((... what
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((From the chat?))
Shoe: (("Hey these new guys are making me uncomfortable"
Gaster: ((i need proof slarv
Shoe: ((That's what he said
Shoe: ((And I took it as that
Gaster: ((well too bad
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((10/10))
Gaster: ((the world does not revolve around him
Azazel: Well, this is the place of those who hired me, they call it Rebellion's hideout. Basically, they have a very small army for now, but I know they'd appreciate all the help they can get.
MettatonSEX: Ah, interesting.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is there anything I can do to make you happy?"
MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, unless this place is somehow devoid of spiders, I can certainly help with expanding an army."
Steel: Steel perks up. Army work. Thats good, honest work. If he can get behind the cause of it.
Barchar: "Uhhh b..
: -This 'small army' is currently five people, as one one who classifies as the leader begins to walk up.-
UF!Grillby: "Ah, and I can play with fire..."
Jeska or Jukon: ((who the hell is ADA?
Barchar: 'don't say sex don't say sex'
Barchar: "I think cuddles are fine. And making people not hate me, but good luck."
Gaster: ((Someone who was rather assholeish in the early days of cau
Jeska or Jukon: ((fuck em if he doesn't like us
UF!Mettaton: -tenses up, seeming nervous.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who did they play as?))
: -"Hello there", a certain blue haired sword's man that OOC knows but no one IC knows.-
Gaster: holds Mettaton's hands. Both of them.
Gaster: ((Alphys.
Gaster: ((Very, very, poorly.
: -OK, it can be one of two people, but it's Ike-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay))
Gaster: ((Do you remember the flowphys thing?
Gaster: ((or child alphys?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Uhh))
MB!SwapMuffet: (the one who made the entirely out of character homophobic jibe at MTT)
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Jeska or Jukon: turns her head towards Barchar (assuming she said the sex thing out loud
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kind of?))
Barchar: no she didnt
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well we can cuddle then.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll work on the not hating thing later."
Azazel: These are the people I was talking about, sir.
Jeska or Jukon: ((k, thought she did since you said she thinks aloud a bit
Barchar: has a LITTLE BIT of an internal monologue. Not much of one, but still.
Barchar: thumbs up.
Shoe: ((I've been listening to brokentooth march for hours
MB!SwapMuffet: waves three of her arms sinuously. "Hello, deary."
Lua: Wow, sir? I never thought you'd be classifying people as that.
Gaster: summons a hand and waves. "Hello there."
Jeska or Jukon: lies down on the couch next to AD
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Jeska or Jukon: is working on homework
Asriel_Dreemurr: softly pulls barchar to a lying position, so now he's in the middle of Barchar and Jukon.
: -"So, you all are the ones that the demon got?"-
MettatonSEX: ...Hello.
UF!Grillby: Fellby nods. "That would be us."
UF!Mettaton: Whho are you? What di you want?
UF!Mettaton: -is immediately untrusting because of past experiences good job
Steel: Steel doesn't move, his fists clench.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure everyone doens ate
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: retcon that
: -"Hello, I am Ike, I am the one who started out this small army, and as we stand, we have run into issues with a certain tyrant"-
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Gaster: nods, interested.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure everyone doesn't hate you, Chara."
Jeska or Jukon: I don't
Barchar: "Not EVERYONE."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but you tell yourself that."
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
: -"If you need anything, I can see to it that you get what you need"-
Barchar: "But if it's not hate, it's mostly ambivalence."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't need to bring yourself down, Chara."
UF!Mettaton: ...Mmhmmmm.
Barchar: "And not being cares about isn't that much better."
Asriel_Dreemurr: cuddles next to her.
MettatonSEX: nods.
Jeska or Jukon: you know what I say about those who don't like me Chara>
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I care about you a lot."
: -The rest of the army isn't really anyone special, but they are the lackies that carry your inventory!-
UF!Grillby: Fellby wonders if he can ask these people to help with his issue.
: -Isn't that nice? Now you don't have to have infinite pockets!-
UF!Grillby: His issue is named "Scumster."
UF!Mettaton: .........What.
: -You could probably ask after what Ike just said.-
MB!SwapMuffet: thinks they have enough to worry about without worrying about their much more small-scale tyranr
Shoe: ((Ike lel
Steel: (( Figured MV might appreciate this song by my favorite artist ))
Steel: ((Well, Remix.))
UF!Mettaton: What is this.
Barchar: "You Say a lot of things, jukon."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah
Steel: ((What if Slarv drops the bomb that hes from CaU too))
Asriel_Dreemurr: cuddles up next to Bar char and fall asleep.
Jeska or Jukon: but I always say fuck em
: -Ike is actually slightly confused, it seems like half of them understand what's going on and the other half don't.-
Jeska or Jukon: because if they don't like you, it means they have bad taste
Gaster: This looks like a war. Um... other... Mettaton... [sub]I really need something good to call you...[/sub] Are you sure you're okay with this?
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Barchar: " far as I'm concerned, the reverse is true."
Steel: ((Hellaton))
Gaster: (('cause he's hella cool
Steel: (9Sure lets go with that))
Barchar: "I mean, come on. I'm a murderer. A mind-warping murderer. An unkillable, mind-warping murder that literally doesn't exist, but likes to pretend she does because she's in denial deeper than the Marianas trench."
: -Anyways, Ike decides to give the group the option of doing one training battle, considering he hasn't seen this group fight, but som of them seem like they can fight at least-
UF!Grillby: He could go with some training.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Steel: Steel is up for a training fight.
UF!Mettaton: Yes.
MB!SwapMuffet: "I'd like to hone my skills, as it were."
: -Training Battle Details: Party Limit: 4; Challengers: Ike and Azazel; Xp: 20-
: -Gold: 15-
UF!Mettaton: I'll ddo a battle, I need to relieve sttress.
MB!SwapMuffet: will kick their (far less exquisite) asses, deary
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton].
Shoe: ((I did tell him I'm from CaU
Jeska or Jukon: yeah and I was a sadistical manic who murder a lot also, I took pleasure in the horrible things I did
Shoe: ((He panicked
UF!Grillby: Fellby smirks. "I could see how to fan the flames, so to speak."
Gaster: ((lmao
Jeska or Jukon: but I got over it
: -"Azazel, are you ready?"-
Shoe: ((Laharl I love you right now
: -Azazel gives a slight nod-
Gaster: ((laharllllll
MettatonSEX: You can do this, other me.
: -Azazel and Ike Challenge you!-
Gaster: I believe in you!
: -Who goes in?-
UF!Grillby: is in
Steel: Steel.
: -This is also a good way for me to practice numbers-
UF!Mettaton: goes in
MettatonSEX: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Gaster: ((flame, are you putting muffet in?
UF!Mettaton: ((i cant lenny as mettafell
Alphys: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
: -Lua goes in too-
Alphys: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Barchar: "Yeah, but more than one person forgave you for that."
MB!SwapMuffet: yes she's in
: -Lua doesn't go in, nevermind-
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
MB!SwapMuffet: just have the three sexy bakery inhabitants all in one match
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
UF!Grillby: He's a team player, if you know what I mean.
: -Enemy health is posted on the doc, WHAT DO YOU DO?-
UF!Mettaton: just wants to fuck shit up.
Shoe: ((Boy I sure do love drawing little boy's hearts being pierced by barbed wire
UF!Mettaton: decides to normally attack Ike; he seems sturdier.
Steel: Steel uses Metal Crush on Azazel.
MB!SwapMuffet: does a weak-ass normal attack. She doesn't have any damn weapons.
: Gaster [Gaster] is now UF!Grillby [UF!Grillby].
Steel: Go for the wimp.
Jeska or Jukon: that just means we need to work on this. Thing don't happen over night
UF!Grillby: uses Charmer on Azazel.
Barchar: "Actually, many very important things happen over the course of a night here. But I see your point."
: -Muffet on who-
MB!SwapMuffet: everyone else is going for azazel, so ike
MB!SwapMuffet: is a rebel
: -Calculations time-
Steel: Hipster Spider.
UF!Mettaton: went on Ike so
MageVaati: ((° ͜ʖ͡°))
Gaster: watches from the sidelines
Steel: ((Chatting with ADA is really helping with practice for my next character))
Steel: ((She talks like a robot.))
: -Muffets attacks normally, Ike takes 20 damage!-
UF!Grillby: ((it feels so weird to put in the command for gaster
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
MB!SwapMuffet: damn he got no defense son
: -Grillby charms the demon!-
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
Steel: (( Music for literally any fight any mettaton is in ))
UF!Grillby: blows a firey kiss.
: -The demon is charmed!-
UF!Grillby: Hey, baby.
: Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: -cheers UF!Mettaton on.- You got this, darling!
: -UF Mettaton attacks normally too!-
: Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet] joined chat.
Gaster: "Yeah! You can do it!"
Shoe: ((Sprite is done
: -40 damage!-
: -Wait-
Steel: ((Who the fuck changed my character))
UF!Mettaton: smiles. Friends! Cheering him on!!!!
: -Kust 40-
Steel: ((they added 1 point og SP cost to Metal Crush))
: -That was me-
Steel: ((Okay))
UF!Grillby: ((dd changed grillby too
Steel: ((cause thats wierd af no ez calculation no even numbers up))
: -Steel Crushes Metal on Azazel-
Steel: ((That was WORD CORE.))
Shoe: ((
UF!Mettaton: ((cool
: -105 + ...-
: -Nothing-
Steel: Steel smirks. He always likes showing off his ability to crush metal into bits.
: -You missed a 30% chance-
: -Prepare your attacks while I do SP-
Steel: Paralysis reason: He slams hot and heavy metal directly on their fucking spine.
Steel: Metal crush again on Azazel.
UF!Grillby: runs a hand through his flames, wondering what to do next.
MettatonSEX: -feels there's a copyright infringement sneak-
UF!Grillby: He uses a normal attack on Azazel.
Steel: Nope.
MettatonSEX: -good-
Steel: Also, you are allowed to feel or react.
Shoe: ((You like?
Steel: Thats copyrighted.
Shoe: ((Is it good? Haven't done battle sprites before
UF!Mettaton: ((ye
Shoe: ((It
: -Wating on spiders and 4 eyes-
MB!SwapMuffet: spins a Web, running up and using it to restrain Ike.
Steel: (( Laharl #7835 Change LogDownload Apps AllDayAlphys+Tundra This is the beginning of your direct message history with @AllDayAlphys+Tundra. AllDayAlphys+Tundra - Today at 9:45 PM I think we should try and get to know eachother :-D ))
MB!SwapMuffet: it's kinda hot
: -Wait-
Shoe: ((It's always fun when a demon becomes your best friend
: -Ike and Azazel forgot to attack-
UF!Mettaton: uses Multi Armed and Dangerous on Ike. It's pretty hot for sadomasochists
UF!Grillby: ((*your best friend starts playing*
: -Ike Charges Erruption, Azazel grabs an item. Azazel heals 50 health-
: -Now we go-
Shoe: ((Although tbh in this game Miyu is ten times worse than Shoe
: -Ike is paralyzed!-
: -Because webs-
MB!SwapMuffet: y'aint charging no eruption ya fire emblem fuck
: -It's still charging, just it doesn't charge this turn-
MB!SwapMuffet: "Much better~" she walks back to her team.
MageVaati: (well im not paralyzed but i seem to be struck by you)
UF!Grillby: ((OOOOH
: -Anyways-
MB!SwapMuffet: (she's taken)
UF!Grillby: smiles down at Muffet. "Wonderful job, dear."
MB!SwapMuffet: (but would bang you for a couple thousand g)
UF!Mettaton: Nnice.
MB!SwapMuffet: "I pride myself on my work."
UF!Mettaton: I can see.
: -Fellby does 10 damage to Azazel-
UF!Grillby: And fine work it is.
: -Mettaton does 320, holy shit-
UF!Grillby: claps. "Bravo, bravo."
: -UF*-
UF!Mettaton: smiles. "Thank you."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Wonderful work, deary
: -Now Time to Crush some metal, who was the target?-
Steel: ((DD I changed Steel's ultimate attack slightly so that it can only be used if a fire based more or fire is on the field))
Steel: Azazel.
Steel: ((Because how the hell does he metalsmith the enemy with no fire))
: -105 + ...-
: -Azazel is Paralyzed-
Steel: ((Also, I assume Grillby and Fellby count as fire just by being nearby))
: -GG-
MB!SwapMuffet: (gaston and muffby fight in one battle at some point)
MB!SwapMuffet: (the double date)
MB!SwapMuffet: (of murder)
UF!Mettaton: ((chimera is in both those
Steel: ((Double dine*))
UF!Mettaton: ((double dare 2000
: -Neither Opponent does any thing, but Ike is no longer paralyzed-
UF!Grillby: Hmm...
Shoe: Go get em, daddy
UF!Grillby: attempts to use charmer on Ike.
UF!Mettaton: normal attacks Azazel.
MB!SwapMuffet: makes another, raising her nonexistent eyebrows flirtily. She shakes her head, normal attacking azazel
Shoe: is watching from the sidelines, riding a convenient floating purple heart, wrapped in barbed wire
UF!Mettaton: felt very uncomfortable at the word daddy
: -Also, once Azazel is KOed, I have to introduce a mechanic, so the turn ends-
Shoe: (("I absolutely adore the idea of undergoing the process of saving using a large menacing cat riding a beaten, swollen, purple heart with red blood oozing out of it that is full of barbed wire."
: -Steel, what is your action-
Steel: Steel whistles, and Aluminum suddenly jumps out of a portable anydoor, missing a leg and full of holes from shrapnel. They tag team the demon.
UF!Mettaton: ((same
Steel: Tag Team on Azazel.
: ((Laharl, level cap))
Steel: ((How did UF Mettaton use his second move))
Steel: ((Wait))
Steel: ((Let me check shit))
: ((I'm stealing slar's rules.))
UF!Mettaton: ((he used his first
Steel: Nevermind. Metal Crush on Azazel))
Steel: ((Read shit wrong))
UF!Mettaton: ((multiarmed is first
Shoe: ((Laharl, ADA is complaining about you in home
: -Alright, let's a go-
Shoe: ((>Well shit(edited) But i really cant force her to like me
: -Azazel is normal attacked by Muffet -20 Health-
UF!Grillby: ((>her
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
MB!SwapMuffet: (Ada lives in the rule 63 dimension)
: -Fellby flirts with Ike-
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
: -Ike is not charmed-
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
MB!SwapMuffet: (or a dimension where 'her' is for males and 'him' is for females)
MB!SwapMuffet: (B-but he fights for his friends)
UF!Grillby: Hm. Guess you can't win them all over...
: -He does still take the damage so -10-
UF!Grillby: ((fellby: i must try harder *starts doing a striptease*
UF!Mettaton: shrugs
: -oh shit-
: -uh, I just realized I misinterpretted targets for one of the attacks-
: -Earlier UF Mettaton missed and hit Azazel-
: -Because, uh, reasons-
UF!Mettaton: ((ok cool
UF!Mettaton: ((bc he has 2 luck
: -Anyways-
: -Uf hits Azazel-
: -Just the 40-
: -Critless sadness-
MettatonSEX: You're doing great!
: -I'm not even going to calculate that, because Metal crush KOs Azazel either way!-
Gaster: "Just keep it up, alright!"
UF!Mettaton: Thank you, I'm doing my best.
Steel: Steel cracks his knuckles, smiling.
: Ant [Ant] joined chat.
Ant: (( Ayy ))
Steel: ((I believe I shut ADA the fuck up))
: -Ike Charges Erruption some more, and now the training battle halts for a slight moment.-
UF!Mettaton: smiles at the two he's befriended[s]and has a huge crush on both[/s]
: -"So, you beat the demon already, huh?"-
UF!Grillby: Looks like it.
Ant: walks in
UF!Mettaton: nods.
Shoe: ((Laharl this is the funniest shit
: -"Let me show you a new technique for battle then, considering you will need it for the future."-
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
: -Ike throws the group a small card, it's a calling card for Azazel.-
Steel: ((I'm trying to be sassy as fuck, while also being 'emotionless' ))
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
Steel: ((Kek.))
UF!Grillby: catches it.
Shoe: ((tfw you reach for your baja blast but you already drank it all
: -"Play it on the field, see what happens"-
UF!Grillby: ((looks like it's in the baja past
MB!SwapMuffet: still has the Web. "I still have no intention of letting you loose that, deary."
UF!Grillby: plays the card.
: -Azazel is summoned! But he fights for you guys now-
UF!Mettaton: !
Shoe: Wow
UF!Grillby: Oh, you decided to come over to our side, huh?
Shoe: That certainly is quite the...
UF!Mettaton: is very alarmed by the sudden summoning.
Shoe: Card
Shoe: Trick
Steel: Steel chucks some metal at Shoe.
Shoe: makes a rimshot
UF!Mettaton: Shut up you sstrange cat.
Shoe: gets knocked off the heart
MettatonSEX: Boooooooooooo, get off the stage.
: -"It's a technique I found to change how the battle is going if your party is in trouble."-
UF!Grillby: Huh. Interesting.
UF!Mettaton: ...By adding this person to oour side?
: -"It allows you to add another person to you side for a battle, that surpasses any party limit."-
UF!Mettaton: Oh, wow...
MettatonSEX: Are they specific to one person?
Gaster: Can a card be made of me?
: -"However, the cards are limited, and only are reusable about once a day"-
UF!Grillby: Oh...
: -"There are other cards, but I personally only have that card"-
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Shoe: hops back on the heart
: -"And it's only used for him"-
UF!Mettaton: .....
UF!Grillby: Mh. I see.
: Ant [Ant] disconnected.
: -"He can give stat boosts to you, or he can fire a laser attack"-
UF!Mettaton: Iinteresting.
UF!Grillby: looks to the other party members. "So, what should we have him do?"
MB!SwapMuffet: "Wonderful. Can we get back to the part where I tie you up?"
UF!Mettaton: shrugs
: -"Well, I see that this battle has gone on long enough, if the rest of your party is as good as you 4, I believe we should be able to take down the Tyrant"-
Shoe: I've got smooth moves
MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful!
Steel: ((Kek I am a diagnosed sociopath))
MettatonSEX: No you don't
Steel: (9So hes kinda got that right))
: -Battle Complete!-
UF!Grillby: "Well then."
: -XP + 20-
: -Gold + 15-
UF!Mettaton: levels up
Shoe: Of course I do
UF!Grillby: levels up.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh. Well. I suppose not, then."
Shoe: Not that you'd know what they are
: -Everyone in that battle levels up-
MettatonSEX: -rolls his eyes-
: -Considering this is just the prologue, this is the only battle we do tonight-
MB!SwapMuffet: doesn't want a perfectly good Web to go to waste. She puts it on the wall.
UF!Grillby: ((Are you going to be doing the leveling up, or should i help with that
: -"For that gold, you see we have a Store over there, but you may find some other stores throughout your journey."-
: -I'll take care of it in a moment.-
UF!Grillby: holds Muffet close. "Well, that wasn't a total waste."
: ((Actually Slar, could you do me a quick favor?))
: ((Could you do the level up once so I see how far you normally raise things?))
: ((Or are you still drawing?))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Perhaps we can attract some more of my kind, then we can expand our little army even more."
UF!Mettaton: That would be wwonderful.
Shoe: ((Im done
UF!Grillby: nods. "Oh, precisely. And then, tomorrow, we can try taking him down."
Shoe: ((Who all fought?
Steel: ((Steel))
MettatonSEX: -hugs UF!Metta- You did great!
UF!Grillby: ((fellby, muffet, steel, and hellaton
Shoe: ((k
: -I did Fellby, does that look right?-
Gaster: walks up to UF! Metta. "Wonderful job."
UF!Mettaton: staggers back from the now-taller robot's sudden affection.
UF!Grillby: ((did his hp just drop to 50
UF!Mettaton: Thank you.
: -Oh shit-
: -That was supposed to be 500-
UF!Grillby: ((that's better.
MB!SwapMuffet: (that's a lot of hp for level 2 dude holy shit)
Gaster: looks over at his husband. "Darling, I think you can change back now.
: -Slar, I did Fellby-
MB!SwapMuffet: (also, azazel should be in the unlocked summons)
Steel: Steel just quietly sits back, hiving himself a pat on the back.
UF!Mettaton: ((metta didnt have 500 until post level 4 and also heather had 800 at lv 1
: -Ike leads the party to the store while this is all happening-
Shoe: ((Oh woops
UF!Grillby: ((I gave him higher HP so he'd be on par with other characters
Shoe: ((reverted
MettatonSEX: -reverts to EX, leading Hellaton and Gaster to the shops.- Come on, let's see what they have.
UF!Mettaton: is pretty much dragged along
Gaster: strugges to keep up with his husband's long, long legys.
Shoe: ((Also, the levels go 20, 40, 70, 120, 150, 380, 550, 1050, 3000
: UF!Grillby [UF!Grillby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Shoe: ((And cap at 10
Shoe: ((Although I doubt anyone makes it to level 10
Shoe: ((Secret abilities unlock at 7 and 10
MettatonSEX: -notices, and lifts Gaster in a bridal carry.-
: Shoe [Shoe] disconnected.
UF!Mettaton: .....Tthat's cute.
Gaster: Oh!
Gaster: blushes.
Steel: Steel follows to the shops, wondering if he can get more gear.
MettatonSEX: -kisses Gaster's forehead-
UF!Mettaton: !
: ((Alright,, thanks))
MB!SwapMuffet: looks at gaster and mettaton, eyeing grillby.
UF!Grillby: He eyes Muffet right back, then shrugs.
UF!Mettaton: begins thinking of cute romantic things and steam hisses from his cheek vents. He can't blush, so.
Gaster: blushes hard, harder, yet harder.
Gaster: Y-you know, darling... I don't think I've seen you blush in a while.
MB!SwapMuffet: (bad wording)
Steel: ((Why is it that after talking to ADA I want to do a mic drop))
: Shoe [Shoe] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Shoe: hops off the heart, onto the couch
MB!SwapMuffet: shrugs, taking grillby in a similar hold. It's slightly different with four extra arms, but still. She seems idly proud of herself for it.
: -Welcome to the shop, alhough there's some restocking to do, but currently it's 5G for a bun, 5G for a piece of candy, 5G for a bottle, and 10G for some perfume-
Gaster: Yeah... being blind didn't exactly help that.
MettatonSEX: Oh, right.
: -It's run by one of the lackies you saw earlier-
UF!Mettaton: ...
Steel: (( OH BY GOD DO I TRY ))
Shoe: woops he's still there
Steel: (( I TRY SO HARD ))
UF!Grillby: "W-whoa, Muffet, baby!" He's taller than Muffet, but his flames crackle in excitement. He grips onto Muffet's shoulder.
UF!Mettaton: sees this. More steam.
Gaster: kisses Mettaton on both cheeks. "So, I've got to make up for it!"
Gaster: Now... what should we buy?
MettatonSEX: -blushes- Oh, darling!
: -This is the end for today, because you can not access the hidden fights until at least Chapter 1-
UF!Mettaton: .......
MB!SwapMuffet: (that is not it at all laharl)
Steel: ((I know Q_Q))
MB!SwapMuffet: muffet gives a muffet-y laugh. "Something the matter, cheri?"
Shoe: ((Laharl, you did it
UF!Grillby: "I just... damn, I didn't know you could pull that off."
Shoe: ((You successfully became a robot
MB!SwapMuffet: also has a slight French accent. It may or may not be faked depending on what I decide.
: -"Sorry for the lack of... anything. We'll have more things in stock soon though, I mean, I have to get product checked by the boos"-
Steel: ((I broke ADA.))
Shoe: ((Laharl is the first otherkin on the chat now
MB!SwapMuffet: "Six points if contact, deary."
: ((boss*))
Gaster: I understand.
Steel: ((Wait fuck i'm robotkin))
Shoe: ((Laharl is a robotkin
Steel: ((BRB loading up Automatic Electronic Harmonic))
UF!Mettaton: [sub] I-is that romantic? I want to do that........ not that... not that anyone would want to what am I saying[/sub]
UF!Grillby: He holds himself a bit closer. "It's nice."
Gaster: ((Mecto Amore's a nice one too
Gaster: ((i was dancing around the house to that earlier
UF!Mettaton: ((im ngl i feel a connection to AEH
: -By the way, there are three methods to earning summons, and each method has two summons, totaling six summons-
Gaster: looks around. "Should we buy some perfume? Or healing items?"
: -Wait, there's a method I forgot, 9 because that's the outlier-
Steel: Steel takes a nap while everyone shops. He used up a ton of Sp. And he's tired.
MB!SwapMuffet: "'Twas the idea, cheri."
MettatonSEX: Healing items would be the best.
Gaster: We've only got 15 gold.
Gaster: So... one cinnamon bun, one candy, and we save the rest?
: -You earn 2 by Story, 2 Via this shop, 2 Via hidden fights, and 1/3 in a side quest-
Steel: ((Eventually i'm going to bring in Aluminum once she's repaired IC))
: -The other 2 you don't get could be bought, but you should probably save that money-
UF!Grillby: He smiles. "Oh, Muffet, you're the best."
Steel: ((Her passive is going to basically be 'Automatically goes up to the same level as Steel' and she's going to be complete medic))
UF!Mettaton: sighs, robot noises being made as he moves idly
: -"So, is that what everyone wants?"-
MB!SwapMuffet: "You don't need to tell me what I know, deary <3"
Steel: Steel personally would save the money, but he's trying to sleep while everyone shops.
Gaster: glances around at everyone before buying stuff.
Shoe: ((Laharl he's just a boy
Shoe: ((Use some of that [MERCY]
UF!Mettaton: ((i just said brb back to my gf she is dating an idiot
: -well then-
MettatonSEX: Sounds good.
Steel: ((Fuck you. Complete genocide.))
: -"So a bun and a candy?"-
Gaster: Alright then. If nobody else objects, I'm buying one cinnamon roll and one candy.
UF!Mettaton: ((spare only the vulkins
: -"Alright, here you go"-
Gaster: puts ten gold on the counter.
: -The exchange is made, you now have 5 gold-
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
: -and some items-
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
Gaster: gives the items to the people who are supposed to be carrying them.
: -The Lackie steps away from the counter, as really it's him and 3 other people carrying them-
: -"Thank you and come again"-
Gaster: Alright, you too.
Gaster: realizes what he just did and awkwardly backs out of the store.
UF!Mettaton: wants to do sappy romantic things with Gaston bc he has a huge crush still
MettatonSEX: -snickers- Darling.
UF!Grillby: He's just kind of... sitting there in Muffet's arms.
: -Ike returns to the group, "We shall begin tomorrow, as this training has went for longer than I expected"-
Steel: ((Today Spine made me coat my new headphones in Lobster Bisque Soup))
Gaster: ((no spine no
Steel: ((Because I as listening to Go Spine Go and spittaked all over them))
UF!Mettaton: (FUCK
Shoe: ((Oboy laharl
Shoe: ((Now he's PMing me ._.
Gaster: Alright, that's nice.
UF!Mettaton: ...Okay.
MB!SwapMuffet: has no qualms with letting him stay there as long as he damn well pleases.
: -"Remember, if you need anything, we're grateful for your help-
UF!Mettaton: ((chime check ur pms on parp
: -And we can repay you if needed-
UF!Grillby: He shifts a little, generating more warmth.
Gaster: ((alrighty
Steel: ((Asking for me to be banned i'm guessing?))
MettatonSEX: -smiles and waves-
: -That was Ike, I forgot the quotations-
Gaster: ((what did you do, ruin his meme journal?
UF!Mettaton: ((he did NAUGHT
Shoe: (("I'm crying at a weddinf"
Steel: ((I uhh))
Steel: ((Kinda fucking went full flobot levels of savage))
Steel: ((In #Home))
Shoe: ((It was savage af
Gaster: ((no offence but what is he doing on discord at a wedding
: -You guys can return to the bar now, considering you guys have somewhere to go compared to these other people, the anydoor you went through earlier is opened-
UF!Mettaton: ((oooooooh screencap it and send it to me laharl
MB!SwapMuffet: "I never was quite sure how I can touch you, but I am quite glad I can."
Gaster: heads back to the bar, looking back at Mettaton. "Coming?"
UF!Mettaton: goes back to the bar, kind of upset
MettatonSEX: -follows.-
: -Azazel isn't coming with you guys, for some reason-
MettatonSEX: Oh, yes.
UF!Grillby: "Well, you see, the outside of my body is cooler than the inside - oh, looks like everyone's going home."
Shoe: floats along, behind MTT
Steel: ((I can't screencap ALL OF THAT.))
Steel: Steel follows.
: -However, Lua is. He's mostly just been looking around in a strange feeling of Awe.-
UF!Mettaton: ((WELL DO IT
Steel: ((With a series of minor Doxxing in the middle of it))
Gaster: ((... did you just doxx someone
Gaster: ((that's
UF!Mettaton: ((dude
Gaster: ((that's not okay
Steel: ((No, I didn't))
Gaster: ((ah
MB!SwapMuffet: "Then I suppose we follow." she said, walking after them. She's still doing the hip sway. This kind of shit is practically second nature, it feels weirder not to do it.
UF!Mettaton: ((ok
Steel: ((I listed things I knew about him))
Shoe: ((He said what I told you guys
UF!Mettaton: ((ah
Steel: ((I didn't Doxx him as much as scare the shit out of him))
Shoe: ((Now he's pming me about tundra's old form
UF!Grillby: He's not used to being carried like this. It's nice.
: -Is everyone out?-
UF!Mettaton: ((yes.
Shoe: is out, floating next to MTT
: -sweet-
Gaster: ((I think so, both my people are out
: -Chapter Prologue: C O M P L E T E-
UF!Mettaton: sits at a table.
Jeska or Jukon: ((hows the quest going?
Steel: (( ))
MettatonSEX: -moves juuuuuuuuust enough to bump Shoe.-
Steel: (( ))
Gaster: sits down next to Hellaton.
MB!SwapMuffet: (we did a fight)
Steel: Steel sits down near Gaster and the two amigos.
Shoe: is bumped off, making a comedic crashing sound effect
Steel: (( ))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, I understand the heat, it's more about the solidity of fire."
: -I taught people summons, and people met the main two rebellion people-
UF!Grillby: "It's magic, I suppose."
: -plus a lackie, who runs a very awkwardly set up shop-
Steel: ((You wanted screenshots))
Gaster: ((oh damn, laharl
Steel: ((So i'm supplying them))
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
Steel: (( ))
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
Steel: (( ))
Gaster: ((like, i legit just said "damn" out loud
Steel: (( ))
Steel: (( ))
MettatonSEX: -sits by Hellaton and Gaster.-
Steel: (( ))
MB!SwapMuffet: "I suppose. I am a bipedal spider with silly arms. Who am I to judge?"
Steel: ))
Shoe: hops onto the bar next to them
Shoe: Oh, who's this new guy?
UF!Grillby: He shifts upwards a little, kissing Muffet on the cheek. "I don't think they're silly."
Shoe: Another Mettaton? My favorite~
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
Gaster: glares at Shoe. "Leave him alone."
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] joined chat.
Steel: (( ))
UF!Mettaton: .....
Shoe: ((This song isn't as good as I remember...
MB!SwapMuffet: (six)
MB!SwapMuffet: (fucking )
MB!SwapMuffet: (autocorrect )
UF!Mettaton: bares his teeth.
MB!SwapMuffet: (guess I'm rolling with it)
Steel: (( ))
Steel: ((Six))
Steel: ((Six Human Souls))
: -After everyone leaves, the lackies train, but there seems to be one more of them for some reason-
UF!Mettaton: Don't call me your favorite.
MB!SwapMuffet: "I mean, I don't think they entirely are, if I did I wouldn't have bothered to train them so well."
Shoe: Oooh, there's the fire I love
MB!SwapMuffet: "But it is just a little bit."
Steel: (( ))
Shoe: Even though we just met
Steel: ((And thats the story of how I ripped a child to fucking pieces through the internet))
Steel: (( ))
: The Narrator [] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Shoe: ((dam son
DamnDude: (( Damn ))
Gaster: ((DAMN SON
DamnDude: (( Dude ))
DamnDude: (( I had to ))
DamnDude: (( You realize this ))
Steel: ((Damn))
Steel: ((Daniel))
Steel: ((Backatitagain))
DamnDude: walked into that one
UF!Grillby: He chuckles. "I think they're lovely."
UF!Mettaton: stands up.
Gaster: looks at Hellaton. "Hey, hey, don't let him get to you."
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
Shoe: So touchy
Steel: Steel gives a solemn look. It's the epitome of 'don't.'
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Shoe: You really are a mettaton
Steel: ((So is everyone now in the bar))
Gaster: ((live footage of laharl in #home :
UF!Mettaton: Listen. I am not your favorite, not your fiesty toy, not yours in any way. Do not talk to me. You ddon't have the right to.
UF!Mettaton: ((yo
UF!Mettaton: ((nice
Shoe: ((Pretty much yeah
Steel: ((Appropriate.))
UF!Mettaton: sits down, more robot noises
Shoe: Ohoho
DamnDude: (( So here's how I'm going to do this, most chapters are going to take place on fridays through sundays, so we do Ch 1 tomorrow, then a small break for chapter 2, although I may make one or two exceptions. ))
Shoe: You're even more excitable than your buddy over here
DamnDude: (( So that it's not a week between some chapters ))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Most do." she agreed.
Gaster: ((Okay.
MB!SwapMuffet: stands up, stepping on shoes tail. "You don't know what he's been through, deary."
MettatonSEX: Please stop, like, actually stop this time. Don't just go up to people and call them your favorite, shitstain.
UF!Grillby: is still being carried btw
MB!SwapMuffet: "Stop."
MB!SwapMuffet: yup
Shoe: is on the bar
Shoe: ...
MB!SwapMuffet: isn't putting him down 'til he wants down.
UF!Grillby: a seven-foot-tall fire man being carried by a 4-foot-tall spider
MB!SwapMuffet: okay freed a hand then
MB!SwapMuffet: it's kinda funny lookin', but still
UF!Mettaton: is like, two seconds away from stabbing a bitch
Shoe: Been through?
Shoe: oooooooooooooohhhh
Shoe: smiles wide
UF!Grillby: He ain't gonna want to be put down any time soon, but he also doesn't want Muffet to hurt herself.
Shoe: Some trauma? Something [i] fun? [/i]
MettatonSEX: Don't you dare.
UF!Grillby: He crackles a little though. "Get lost, pussy."
Shoe: Let's see, you're from that club...
MB!SwapMuffet: "If it's your definition of 'fun', I suggest you get the HELL OUT."
UF!Mettaton: How about I relish in your screams as I stab you.
Shoe: Hmm... AHA!
Shoe: I remember, it was Gaster!
Steel: ((Is everyone in the bar now or what))
Shoe: ((Ye
Philander Frisk: -walks into the bar, talking to no one in particular - everyone is off having fun and I'm running away from angry mob
DamnDude: (( One thing I didn't want to mention in character about summons, anyone can control the summons, preferably those not in battle already ))
: Myth [Chin-Chin] joined chat.
UF!Mettaton: extends the stabby clawed arms at Shoe, trying to impale his body.
DamnDude: (( So it kind of allows more people to interact, which replaces everyone just looking around. ))
: Myth [Chin-Chin] is now Myth [].
: Myth [] disconnected.
Philander Frisk: -slumps on the couch- ughhhhh
Shoe: is impaled, it doesn't phase him, goopy and all
Shoe: I always wondered what that guy did back there
Shoe: Supposedly some super kinky shit
Steel: Steel leaves. He's slightly miffed he didn't get any recognition for all the work he put in during the fight.
Lua: -Lua thinks about that area for a moment, as it felt oddly familiar-
MettatonSEX: Shoe, shut up.
UF!Grillby: He growls. "Get the fuck out!"
Steel: ...Someone else enters. They've got light footsteps and nice green hair.
Shoe: Eh, I've still got this body a solid.... 4 minutes
Philander Frisk: -hides behind the couch after seeing the fighting- oh shit
MettatonSEX: -turns to Steel; he was about to congratulate, but oop-
Steel: (( ))
UF!Mettaton: attempts to literally rip Shoe in half. "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTAY OUT OF HERE."
: High Priest Laharl [Steel] is now High Priest Laharl [Florinia].
Lua: -Lua decides sleep is the best option for complete insanity, and walks back out the anydoor and leaves-
Gaster: ((welcome to the hotel charflorinia
MB!SwapMuffet: "Grillby, dear, you didn't carry a hip flask or anything, did you?"
DamnDude: (( I should have saw that coming ))
UF!Grillby: "I do, actually."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Wonderful. Perhaps we should show him what his 'fun' brings about."
Shoe: melts into his hands
Florinia: The newcomer pushes up her glasses, adjusting her belt, which is full of red and white balls. And moving to a table, immediately looking around the bar and pulling out several machines.
Florinia: She starts writing down notes.
Shoe: Was it something like this?
Shoe: flows into the cracks of his metal
UF!Grillby: He pulls out the hip flask. "Do you want to do the honors, or should I - okay, nope, Mettaton needs our help."
MettatonSEX: -places a hand on Hellaton's shoulder.- Please, stop.... wait hey now hold on
UF!Grillby: He gets up and pours it on Shoe.
Shoe: is already half inside hellaton by now
UF!Mettaton: writhes in pain.
Shoe: melts out, "Awwwww"
UF!Mettaton: Hhhgh...
Shoe: Hadn't even gotten to the fun part yet
UF!Grillby: "I'm not going to tolerate that sort of shit here."
UF!Mettaton: shudders.
Florinia: Florinia writes down more notes. 'AREA:Wooden Tavern. TYPE EFFICENCY:Fire Types would appear to flourish in this habitat, perhaps consider Charlotte and Chara as options for the arena'
Florinia: 'NATURE POWER: To be tested. SECRET POWER; To be tested.'
Barchar: pops over. "Chara?"
UF!Mettaton: ((fire and steel
Philander Frisk: -looks out at the scene going on with UFs and shoe
Barchar: said that without looking at the pad
MettatonSEX: It's alright, darling, he's out.
Florinia: She looks up, not even blinking at Barchar. "Greetings. Do you require something?"
Gaster: ((gaster could count as a ghost type, i guess
Shoe: So I was right?
UF!Mettaton: retracts his arms.
Gaster: ((ghost-psychic
Shoe: is normal type I guess
Shoe: ((OH FUCK
Gaster: hugs Hellaton.
Barchar: "You're talking about arenas and NY name."
Florinia: ((MEET FLOBOT :D))
Shoe: ((Bring Ferny ass in here
Florinia: ((I could never do Fern's dickbagness justice.))
UF!Mettaton: is steel/dark, Metta is steel/fairy.
Shoe: ((I can try
Barchar: "Or, well, writing."
MB!SwapMuffet: guess
Florinia: "Your designation is Charlotte?" She is still writing notes. 'Perhaps discuss with Fern the proportionization of a training arena.'
Shoe: Upupupupupu, trauma is always fun to play with
UF!Grillby: is fire-dark
Shoe: is normal-fairy
UF!Mettaton: hugs back, tight. "Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssomeone kill him."
UF!Mettaton: ((shoe, stop being monokuma
UF!Grillby: He flicks Shoe's nose. "I can't. Fanta's in there somewhere."
UF!Mettaton: Wwho?
Florinia: ((Muffet would be like fucking Bug/Psychic in my opinion))
Barchar: "Chara."
Shoe: is just a face, in a puddle
MB!SwapMuffet: (bug obviously )
Florinia: Note:Chara is not Chara from Undertale.
MB!SwapMuffet: (psychic makes sense with her thing with spiders)
Shoe: Boy oh boy, I love that you can't kill me
UF!Mettaton: holds Gaster close.
Shoe: Absolutely love it
Florinia: "Interesting, Chara from the Reborn League is Gym Leaders Charlotte's younger sister. Specializing in types of incendiarous damage"
Barchar: doesn't know that necessarily
MB!SwapMuffet: "I'm glad one of us does."
UF!Grillby: "Say, is that alcohol still in your system?"
Florinia: ((Slarv, if you want, you can totally use Fern))
Barchar: "Oh, I don't do that. I'd be more of a psychic/ghost."
Shoe: ((Think I will, sounds fun
Shoe: Yup
Shoe: If you burn it out I'll reform quicker
MettatonSEX: Just... stay away from Shoe, okay? He's a douchecanoe.
Shoe: Haven't heard that word in a few centuries
UF!Grillby: He almost dips his finger in shoe.
UF!Mettaton: nods.
Gaster: ufg.... Well then.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Cheri no"
Gaster: ((DAMN IT
Gaster: pats Hellaton on the back.
Florinia: "Interesting." And she goes back to her notes. 'Ghost, Psychic, Fairy, and other supernatural types appear to also flourish in this area. But not to the same degree as Fire. Perhaps consider spiritual damage boosts?'
Florinia: ((Muffet would be Bug/Fairy))
UF!Mettaton: holds Gaster close with one set of arms, and pulls Metta in the hug with the other set.
Shoe: I'll be back, cutie
Philander Frisk: -comes out from the couch and walks up the the bar, buys a bottle of everclear spirit
Shoe: Melty old Gaster's gonna have a new competitor
Florinia: ((So i've officially dragged Pokemon into this))
MettatonSEX: Oh! -he pats Hellaton on the back, away from the switch, hugging back.-
UF!Grillby: "Don't you dare bring up that pervert in my presence if you're comparing yourself to him."
Shoe: ((I probably need to play more into reborn before I do tho
Shoe: ((I haven't gotten to the 2nd gym yet
Florinia: ((I'm up to the fourth badge))
MB!SwapMuffet: "So, now we have to protect you from a horny feline. Wonderful."
Florinia: ((Don't need to know much about Fern, since you jsut need to know hes a douchebag that things the protagonist isn't worthy))
Philander Frisk: hey there, first time around -walks up to Florinia
Shoe: Oh, I wonder how fun it's gonna be when I get to the club
Shoe: Some day...
Florinia: ((He also kinda splits off to join with Team Meteor later, but I assume he hasn't done that yet for Florinia))
Shoe: ((ofc
Florinia: ((Florinia is at about just after the MC beats her right now))
UF!Mettaton: whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs because damn it his crushes are both holding him. Steam escapes to the air.
Florinia: Florinia continues writing notes, looking at PFrisk. 'Greetings, do you require anything?'
Shoe: Welp
Shoe: Gotta go, seeya
Philander Frisk: nah just checking out some art
Gaster: looks up to the steam.
MB!SwapMuffet: raises a nonexistent eyebrow
Shoe: 's face melts back into the puddle
MB!SwapMuffet: "If luck will have it: no we won't."
UF!Grillby: He shakes his head. "If he's Fanta..."
UF!Mettaton: ((i hope someone got what i did there
Gaster: ((i got it you robot trash
Florinia: "There is no art in the room. Although assumedely the mechanics of the robotic steel-types over at the couching implement can be assumdely called 'art'"
UF!Mettaton: ((ouo
Florinia: ((How to play Florinia: RP to the theme of SPG))
Florinia: ((How to play Fern:RP to the theme of All Star.))
Philander Frisk: well then I'm just appreciating whats in front of me then
UF!Mettaton: looks to Gaster. ".....Iis something wrong?"
Shoe: a gote face pops back up in the puddle
Gaster: No, it's just... interesting. That's all.
UF!Mettaton: ((roleplaying mettaton: rp to the song legs up
: Shoe [Shoe] is now Fanta [Fanta].
MB!SwapMuffet: "No. He's not Fanta."
Fanta: Ugh... fuck
Florinia: "Are you of literary fetishion? Do you enjoy the act of reading notes infront of you?" She's referring to the pages of notes infront of her.
UF!Mettaton: .....What, is that... is that not normal? Oh no...
Gaster: ((roleplaying fellby: find a kinky sex playlist on 8tracks
MB!SwapMuffet: "Some crazy cat in her body, but he's not her."
Fanta: What the hell happened... why am I a puddle
UF!Mettaton: ((roleplaying hellaton: WAKE ME UP
UF!Grillby: "Ah, hello Fanta. We had the.... pleasure... of meeting Shoe."
Barchar: "Uh...i can't help it. Not in, like, a compulsion sense."
Philander Frisk: looks like your don't know your own beauty
Fanta: Fuck..
Florinia: ((Batman theme kek))
Barchar: "I see everything. Literally. So..."
UF!Mettaton: ((omg
UF!Mettaton: ((oh my god
Fanta: So yeah... that's Shoe
UF!Mettaton: ((thats wonderful
DamnDude: (( Being the Narrator: Just treat it as OOC chat and people will somehow believe everything you say ))
Gaster: ((barchar barchar what can you see
UF!Mettaton: ((not true, but wonderful
Gaster: ((barchar: ALL
UF!Mettaton: ((ALL
Florinia: "Beauty is an essentialization of human perception to enforce the act of mating with females and males. As such, humans logically see others as 'beautiful'"
Florinia: "As such. I do not classify as beautiful, for that is a simple perceptional concept."
Gaster: shakes his head. "No, it's interesting in a good way."
UF!Mettaton: More steam.
Barchar: "...uh...are you there some robot parts I'm missing here?"
Gaster: W-wait, you're blushing!
Gaster: That's the way you blush!
Fanta: What did he do...
UF!Mettaton: N-no, I...
Philander Frisk: you should degrade yourself so much, but I get it
UF!Mettaton: Huge puffs of steam.
Gaster: That's adorable!
Philander Frisk: Imma see if anyone else wants to chat
UF!Grillby: "Gross shit."
Philander Frisk: shouldn't*
Florinia: She just goes back to her notes. 'Note: Area likely is damaging to psychic types. Do not bring Ranmos.'
MettatonSEX: Darling, that's the goddamn cutest blush I've seen, sorry Gaster.
Fanta: Anything specific?
Gaster: pretends to pout. "Metta..."
Philander Frisk: -sits on the couch- anyone wanna share a drink with me?
UF!Mettaton: There are gigantic clouds of steam puffing from his finished cheek.
UF!Grillby: "He... ugh... taunted the Underfell Mettaton about his experiences with Gaster."
MettatonSEX: You have to admit it's true.
Fanta: Ugh... sorry about that
UF!Grillby: "It's fine. You've got no control over it."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, just attempt to torment and force himself on a sexual abuse victim. [i]nothing major.[/i]"
Philander Frisk: tough crowd tonight
Florinia: She goes onto another page. 'Beginning preliminary arena testing. Grass Leader Florinia will now proceed to the use of Nature Power and Secret Power to learn the moves and special effects learn.'
Fanta: Shit...
Fanta: He shows up in times of stress
Florinia: 'Note:Need test subject to target moves with. Find sturdy nearby wild pokemon or extremely powerful natural inhabitants.'
Gaster: watches the steam billow through the air. "How fascinating..."
UF!Mettaton: unhugs both, trying to hide his face with all four hands.
Florinia: She stands up, unclipping the pokeballs at her side. She sends out a Forreseed, in the middle of the bar. It seems to shrink back from all the fire types.
Barchar: "You can test on me if you want."
Barchar: "Won't hurt me any."
MettatonSEX: Mettaton, you're a work of art. You really are fascinating. You're one of the more intricate Mettatons even without extensive upgrades.
Barchar: "And you're not finding any wild Pokémon around here."
Florinia: She just nods. "Forreseed, use Secret Power on designated user Chara."
UF!Grillby: He glances over at Florinia, then mutters "That's not something you see everyday."
Fanta: Hope he doesn't get in the club... he'd probably pick a fight with Gaster just so he could throw me back in in the middle of it
Florinia: The forreseed spins and spins and spins and rams at Chara. They feel...burned. Like something in their core is on fire. Heartburn baby.
UF!Mettaton: You're lying, nobody could... nobody could think that way about...
Fanta: shoe gets a wonderful idea
Philander Frisk: -looks Grillby- eh he looks busy -looks at others
Barchar: "Ooh. That's new."
Gaster: You really are a piece of art.
Florinia: She writes down. 'Designation: The arena's secret power effect is a chance to burn. Further testing needed at a later date. Bring fern to assist in testing. Simulate a battle.'
Philander Frisk: -hides behind the couch after the forressed rams Chara-
Fanta: Oh yeah, reminds me
Fanta: tosses a gold ingot out of the puddle
Fanta: Made a housecall last night
UF!Grillby: "Oooh, nice."
MettatonSEX: Listen, Mettaton, it's all genuine. You know us, we wouldn't lie to you. Besides, you honestly are quite wonderful, and quite cute too.
UF!Mettaton: puffs out more steam. How much does this guy have jeez
MB!SwapMuffet: "House call, you say?"
MB!SwapMuffet: "Intriguing."
Gaster: ... Do you need your boiler refilled?
Fanta: Mhm, two dances, which eventually evolved into a threesome
UF!Grillby: "Wow. You certainly know how to turn your tricks."
Fanta: I'm eager to find a more adventurous patron
Florinia: She recalls the Forreseed, then sending out a large cactus.
UF!Mettaton: Hhh... I ttthink so, I... ggh, I don't know how to do it myself, again...
Florinia: Maractus, to be exact.
Fanta: Really get to my full extents
Gaster: I'm certain I could figure it out.
Fanta: makes a smol tentacle from the puddle
MB!SwapMuffet: "We can see what we can arrange, deary."
UF!Grillby: "Well, I'm not sending you to - oh my."
Fanta: Not Gaster
MettatonSEX: Well, you're built a bit different than I am, but I know I'll be able to figure it out.
Fanta: But someone who can really appreciate a shapeshifter~
UF!Grillby: "I know. I was just worried for a second that ... well, that was shoe talking."
UF!Mettaton: .......You... you know your own body well enough to...
Fanta: Nope, it's me
Fanta: I would reform but... kinda dissolved at the moment
UF!Grillby: "Well, that's good to hear. Sorry about the alcohol, is it okay if I burn it off?"
MettatonSEX: Of course. I'll teach you how to do simple repairs, too, while I'm at it.
Florinia: She says a command, and the Maractus uses Nature Power...
UF!Mettaton: You... I'm actually going to be able to fix myself...
Philander Frisk: hmm I wonder
Gaster: nods.
Florinia: Oh shit. Everything starts shaking, some of the fire in the room flickers around and lights tiny flames across the 'battlefield' that are contained only and safely in that area.
Fanta: It's ok
Fanta: I'll deactivate my senses for a bit
Florinia: 'Note:Nature Power is Earthquake. Ignites the field. Induidably a fire-type area.'
UF!Mettaton: Wait what was thhat?
UF!Grillby: He reaches forward and dips his fingers in the puddle, they're suddenly burning hot.
Florinia: 'Watch for collateral damage. Repeated use could collapse the roof.'
Fanta: yelps a bit, then the puddle goes silent
UF!Mettaton: turns to Florinia, kind of terrified of the sudden earthquake.
Florinia: She recalls the Maractus. Sitting back down and nodding to Barchar. Not seeming to notice UF Mettaton.
Fanta: ((Shower
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
UF!Mettaton: Whhat the fuck.
Florinia: 'Simulate a Pokemon Battle with Fern at a later date. Learn the possible strategies in use for the arena.'
Barchar: "This roof is sturdy. Don't worry."
Gaster: I wouldn't worry about it.
Florinia: "Thank you for the information."
MettatonSEX: ...Was that a Maractus I saw outlined?
UF!Mettaton: A what.
Barchar: "A Pokémon."
UF!Mettaton: ........What.
Gaster: ... Pokemon? In our bar?
Florinia: "Yes." She goes to her notes again.
MB!SwapMuffet: (how can you recognize fucking maractus on sight it's so forgettable)
Gaster: That one Undyne's gonna be stoked.
Barchar: "A game/dimension series."
MettatonSEX: It's more likely than you think.
UF!Mettaton: looks utterly confused.
Philander Frisk: -gets up and walks to muffet- Hey there got a minute?
Florinia: ((Full team: Forreseed, Maractus, Torterra, Cacturne, Breloom, and Cradily))
Florinia: ((Forreseed is occasionally swapped for Forrethorn.))
UF!Grillby: "Man, if we got pokemon in our bar, I have the feeling Gardevour would be popular."
MB!SwapMuffet: "I have many, deary."
Florinia: ((Cradily is basically the signature pokemon of Florinia))
UF!Mettaton: I don't... what...
MB!SwapMuffet: "An interesting proposition."
UF!Mettaton: ((oh my god gardevoir
Barchar: "Do you...not k of what a video game is?"
Philander Frisk: tell me, how does someone get involved in a gig like this?
Florinia: "I am currently initiating the test process of new Arenas to be registered in the Reborn League."
UF!Mettaton: .........
Florinia: ((If I introduced Gossip Gardevoir here))
Florinia: ((Shit would be bad. She's the Mettaton of Reborn))
UF!Mettaton: If it's a form of enjoyment it does not exist where I am from.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Are you offering to work for us?"
UF!Mettaton: ((wowie
Florinia: ((And handles the news, interviews, etc))
Florinia: ((And is a kinda gossipy bitch))
Gaster: Oh, dear, we've got to get him a pokemon game.
Barchar: "Well! I guess we have to fix that!"
MettatonSEX: ......There are five pressure points of fucked up in a dimension and that hit six of them.
Florinia: ((No respect for anyone other tha Ranmos, her master, and Luna. Who is the dark leader))
Philander Frisk: maybe, don't know if it would be permnant, but I could use some cash
Philander Frisk: need to hear the full details before I agree though
UF!Grillby: "Look, I think you're going to want to wait until after we've made some reforms around our establishment."
UF!Mettaton: ......I'm from a partiicularly shitty Underfell line, from what I know.
Florinia: Florinia continues writing notes, occasionally sending out a pokemon to do tests.
UF!Mettaton: ....
Florinia: Which is why a Grotle is currently throwing razor leafs into the wall near the couch, to test the efficiency of Grass moves.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes. Just a couple of days, deary."
UF!Mettaton: if cradily is sent out he backs the fuck up
UF!Mettaton: ...
Florinia: Sorry. Torterra.
Florinia: Not Grotle.
MettatonSEX: Hm.
Philander Frisk: maybe I could help with that? but I'll be around if you want to talk
Florinia: Giant fucking grass turtle that's bigger and wider than MTT is in the bar.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Unless you can fight or persuade, I doubt it."
Florinia: Florinia is now sitting on it, using it's giant tree as a desk to write. Looks pretty damn comfy.
Gaster: ... There's a giant fucking turtle in the bar.
Gaster: With a little forest on his back.
Florinia: "It is a Torterra."
Philander Frisk: I'm quite the talker, but I always run away from the first sign of a fight
MettatonSEX: A Torterra, huh. Not my starter of choice, but cool.
Philander Frisk: -flops back onto the couch-
Florinia: "It was not my Starter." In Reborn, you're lucky as fuck if you GET a starter.
UF!Mettaton: ((metta doesnt care abt height if its a pokemon
MettatonSEX: Oh, sorry for assuming, then.
DamnDude: (( I'm just reading what Gaster said in different voices ))
UF!Mettaton: .......
UF!Mettaton: Wwhat.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. Then perhaps you could."
Florinia: "I started my career with a recently unfossilized Lileep."
Florinia: "Forgiveness would be given back, but forgiveness is an essentialization for the concept of manners."
Florinia: "And this subject does not need forgiveness or acceptance, or need to be forgived."
Florinia: ((Basically:It's cool.))
Philander Frisk: -I'll be around here when you wanna talk, don't really have any other place to go
MettatonSEX: .....Uh, okay?
UF!Mettaton: .....
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UF!Mettaton: What even iis all of what you're saying
Gaster: I'm not quite sure.
Florinia: She ignores Hellaton. Since she gets that a lot.
Gaster: Anyway, do you want your boiler filled up?
Florinia: Just writing notes perched on her giant turtle.
MettatonSEX: I take it to mean it's fine?
Florinia: Which is now sleeping. "Yes."
UF!Mettaton: nods.
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Gaster: ducks into the kitchen and brings out a gallon of water.
UF!Mettaton: ...It's not bbrown?
Florinia: She runs some calculations through the machines in her hand, sending out a giant cacturn.
Florinia: She has it use Needle Arm on the air. The spikes seem a LOT sharper than before. 'Needle arm and other sharp or cutting attacks seem to gain a 1.5 attack boost.'
Gaster: ... No?
MettatonSEX: Oh, Cacturne! What a little beauty.
Gaster: goes to open Hellaton up.
UF!Mettaton: ....It's usualllllly not. Clear.
Florinia: "The specimin's organic Pokemon line is extremely adept in the arts of combat. I agree."
Gaster: Well, this is fresh water.
Florinia: Tl;Dr:Your right. He is beautiful.
UF!Mettaton: The boiler is 1/8 filled with dirty, nasty water.
Gaster: ... Ugh, this is disgusting, we need to get this out of you.
Philander Frisk: -romantically stares at grillby, has nothing better to do
Gaster: Hang on for a moment.
UF!Mettaton: ...It's alll I've ever known.
UF!Grillby: He's kind of just... watching the pokemon.
DamnDude: (( So the Frisk is staring a grillby, who watches a pokemon ))
DamnDude: (( Does anyone else want to join the chain? ))
Florinia: She sends out a breloom. "Mach Punch."
MettatonSEX: Grass type specialist, I see.
Gaster: ducks into the back room, and reappears with a syphon. He begins to drain all the filthy water out.
Florinia: The punch flies at the wall, and crunches through the wood easily. It seems to repair itself within moments. 'Note:Fighting type attacks, if used multiple times, may affect the structural integrity of the building., Quickly repairs itself after 1-2 turns.'
Florinia: "Grass Type Gym Leader. For clarification. Of the Reborn League."
UF!Mettaton: The steam finally stops.
Gaster: Okay, now I'm going to put the clean water in.
Florinia: The Torterra snores.
Philander Frisk: -has a one track mind, isn't concern about the pokemon unless one is hot
Gaster: gently pours it in.
MettatonSEX: Oh, wow, excellent. I haven't heard of the Reborn league, though.
UF!Mettaton: shudders at the cold. Yeah, he feels it.
Florinia: "The Reborn League is located on a plateau millions of miles away from other civilizations, and is mainly Urban, like Unova."
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Florinia: ((In Reborn, imagine Unova but with NO ROUTES AT FUCKING ALL))
MettatonSEX: Ah. Interesting.
Florinia: ((IT'S ALL CITIES))
Gaster: Okay, almost done...
Gaster: There we go.
Florinia: ((ETC))
: (( hi
UF!Mettaton: It's... lighter. It feels better than,,, than anything I have felt from this.
Florinia: "Recently, repopulation has been put in the affect in the attempt to release pokemon into the region, in the hopes of repopulating the damaged environments."
UF!Mettaton: ((hi
MettatonSEX: Hm.
Gaster: closes Hellaton back up.
Gaster: Does it feel... healthier?
UF!Mettaton: A clean steam escapes to the air.
Florinia: Note:Florinia's main team, which is the one she doesn't use for gym fights, and the one she carries around. Will fucking decimate any poor fool who challenges her.
Florinia: Atleast in a gym fight you have a chance, her real personal team is somewhere in the 80s.
UF!Mettaton: Yes.
Gaster: It looks better too.
UF!Mettaton: It feels like newnew.
UF!Mettaton: ...Thank you so much.
Gaster: It's no problem.
UF!Mettaton: Is all the water here so... cllean?
Florinia: Florinia seems interested in the water too.
Gaster: Well, not all of it, but most of it is.
: (( wait where is everyone ))
Florinia: See, in Reborn, all the water that isn't in specifically regulated locations is complete polluted shit-brown.
Florinia: ((The bar))
Jeska or Jukon: ((in the bar
: (( oh
UF!Mettaton: is notably... not the cleanest. It's visible in his cracks, because his timeline is a mess and Scumster definitlely did stuff with them.
Florinia: More notes. 'Habitants of the area seem easily-disturbed and curious. Do not bring new trainers here, as they all seem powerful in their own right.'
UF!Mettaton: Metta cleaned his surface last night
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MettatonSEX: Oh, what are you writing there? If it's personal, I won't pry.
Gaster: We might just have to give you a bath.
Florinia: "Notes for the Reborn Leage Arena Catolouging Form, which is an attempt to study how different areas and environemtns affect pokemon battles."
UF!Mettaton: ...
Kalyke: (( >environemtns ))
Florinia: Theres a reason they call her the Desert Rose. Her personal arena in combat is sand, which is why she has lots of cactus pokemon and steel/rock types.
MettatonSEX: Oh, I see. That's what Earthquake was.
Florinia: ((Hey Myth))
Florinia: (9Go fuck yourself))
Florinia: ((9gag fuck yourself))
Kalyke: (( nah ))
Gaster: ((9go sounds like a horrendous fusion between 9gag and teen titans go
Kalyke: (( [s]id fuck u bby <3[/s] that was humor ))
Florinia: "Correct. The unit apologizes for any disturbances in the arena when using Nature Power."
Philander Frisk: -starts drinking-
UF!Mettaton: ((wow chime i had to read that with my own two eyes
Gaster: ((i typed that
MettatonSEX: Forgiven.
Gaster: ((i regret typing that
Kalyke: (( y tho ))
Florinia: ((In Automatic Electronic Harmonic. Rabbit's dancing is freaking me the fuck out))
Gaster: You've got so much dirt on you...
DamnDude: (( Where is the bleach, I need my eyes to be cleaned ))
Florinia: ((He looks like a mad scientist))
UF!Mettaton: ((she kinda does
UF!Mettaton: ((though she always kinda does
Florinia: ((Note:Only calling her a he due to them still being male in this video))
Gaster: ((Rabbit is a she now, actually, but I don't think bunny minds past!rabbit being called "he"
UF!Mettaton: ((hm
UF!Mettaton: ((i just call rabbit she regardless
Gaster: ((the character kind of transitioned with her
Florinia: ((The giant freaking cloak also helps with the mad scientist gigs))
UF!Mettaton: ((yeah
Florinia: ((Yeah, she got a sex-change on and off stage))
Gaster: ((she hasn't had surgery yet actually
Gaster: ((her ... uh... assets are natural, that's her hormones
Florinia: ((Huh, the comments on the video told me that sh-oh.))
Florinia: ((Huh.))
Florinia: ((Don't know if I should say convienent or just huh.))
UF!Mettaton: ((people equate being trans with a sex change, which isnt entirely true
Gaster: ((they made her very, very voluptuous. She described it as kind of having a cartoon sound affect go "sproioooing"
Florinia: ((Pffffffft))
Florinia: ((I just had the imagery of boobs popping out with a Sproiiing))
UF!Mettaton: ((now im going to think of that
Kalyke: (( oh boy
DamnDude: (( OK, I now need bleach for my eyes and my brain ))
DamnDude: (( Because I can't stop thinking that ))
UF!Mettaton: ...I... this is the cleanest I've been.
Gaster: Well, we can get you cleaner.
Florinia: She continues writing notes. 'Perhaps recruit inhabitants of area for a testing process in a battle if they are up to the levels of natural team progression.'
UF!Mettaton: That would be... wonderful. Are you sure you don't nneed me to do anything in return?
Florinia: ((What level would you say the character would be in a 'battle'))
UF!Mettaton: ((in a pokemon battle, metta is lv 69, hellaton is 60
Gaster: shakes his head. "No, you don't need to do anything but come home with me. I'll get you in our bathtub, it's nice and big."
Florinia: ((Florinia's entire team starts at 80 and goes up from there))
Kalyke: (( got pinged 3 times on dreemurr a while ago ))
Kalyke: (( 10/10 ))
UF!Mettaton: Whoops, steam.
Florinia: ((So she'd probably, to be fair, put her best pokemon out and just let everyone line up to take her on for testing results))
Gaster: I... oh, you're blushing again.
UF!Mettaton: ((neo is probably 75
Florinia: "Attention all inhabitants. Further testing is needed, would anyone care to participate in combat for scientific purposes?"
UF!Mettaton: Why aare you being so nice?
Gaster: Because I can.
MettatonSEX: I'll fight for testing, so long as this is for testing only.
UF!Grillby: "Er... not right now."
UF!Mettaton: Clouds form from his cheek.
Philander Frisk: umm no thanks
MettatonSEX: I'll stay in my weaker form, though.
Gaster: Now comeon, let's get you squeaky clean.
Florinia: She nods, dropping a single pokeball out off the Torterra, it's a Cradily. Level 88.
Florinia: A giant fucking big-as-fuck cradily about as big as NEO.
Gaster: starts to head to the anydoor.
UF!Mettaton: smiles, looking away... and then at the tentacled thing and fucking bolts to Gaster.
MettatonSEX: That's twice the height it usually is, huh.
Jeska or Jukon: ((did my message just get eaten?
Philander Frisk: -gets up and walks to grillby- so I know you not in the mood yet, otherwise you would have talked to me, but do you mind if I enjoy your company?
Gaster: grabs onto Hellaton. "Okay, okay, yup, we're leaving."
Gaster: bolts through the anydoor.
UF!Mettaton: pretty much runs away screaming.
Florinia: "My Cradily is the top percentage of all grass types in the reborn league, and universally given an award as the 'single most fucking annoying thing to walk the earth' by every other gym leader.
MettatonSEX: ..........I'm. Not questioning that.
UF!Grillby: He looks over at the Frisk. "Hm... alright."
Florinia: "It specializes in holding off large riots of people and pokemon during cataclysmic occurences such as natural disaster, and can protect an entire city with it's vines and rocks."
Philander Frisk: -sits next to grillby-
Gaster: looks back. "... Mettaton?"
Gaster: is asking for Hellaton.
UF!Mettaton: clings to Gaster.
Gaster: Oh, okay, you're right there.
UF!Mettaton: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gaster: Good, good... we're home, let's just..."
Florinia: "It's cells have been supercharged from birth by an accident during the fossilization restore process, making it unnaturally large. As such. It will continue to grow for hundreds of years before it dies. Estimated to the size of the moon."
Gaster: starts to walk to the bathroom.
MettatonSEX: Dear fuck.
Gaster: ((where the fuck is she going to keept the damn thing
UF!Mettaton: follows, not entirely letting go.
Florinia: ((She'll be dead by then))
Florinia: ((Also. In a pokeball.))
Gaster: ((well where the fuck is humanity going to keep the damn thing - okay
UF!Mettaton: is clinging to Gaster's arm with his four.
: Alphys's connection timed out.
UF!Mettaton: is very clearly not okay.
Florinia: "Yggdrasil, enter combat." The Cradily enters a 'combat stance' of waving it's vines around dangerously. Its the only pokemon she's ever named.
Gaster: manages to get Hellaton into the bathroom, starting the water with his floating hand. "Sh, sh, it can't get us here."
MettatonSEX: -assumes a combat stance as well.- You first, darling.
Philander Frisk: any charge for this? any for cuddlin up?
Florinia: "Please initiate the battle process, use Rock Slide."
UF!Mettaton: It... oh god it reminded me of one of the worse things.
Florinia: Rocks fall in through the ceiling abruptly, forming a sort of wall infront of MTT.
Gaster: I... I understand.
MettatonSEX: -gets hit in the face by one- Ow.
Florinia: It's not very effective.
UF!Grillby: He looks down at Frisk. "None at all, sweetheart." Engaging prostitute mode.
Florinia: What type is MTT again?
UF!Mettaton: ((steel/fairy
Florinia: ((Ah.))
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MettatonSEX: -goes in for what could only be described as Mega Kick.-
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Florinia: The giant plant just. Fucking. Takes it.
UF!Mettaton: shudders.
Florinia: It does barely anything, normal type attack against a physically defensive pokemon.
MettatonSEX: Defensive, huh.
Philander Frisk: -sits on grillby's lap, and watches the pokemon, is a bit scared of it-
Fanta: ((Am back
Florinia: Infact, if anything, MTT just seems to have pissed it off.
UF!Mettaton: ((yo
Gaster: The tub is now full.
Florinia: "Leech Seed" Seeds are scattered around MTT, attempting to suck in his energy.
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UF!Grillby: He shifts a little, getting himself confortable. "That thing's fucking big, isn't it?"
Philander Frisk: yeah, but fighting frightens mes
Florinia: ((Yggdrasil the Cradily is only fightable in the rematch with Florina))
MettatonSEX: -feels a bit drained. He decides to use his own stunning charm in a Dazzling Gleam. Yes, I am giving him Pokémon moves.-
Florinia: ((It's level 88, too big to fit on the screen, and voted 'Most annoying fucking thing to ever live' by the community))
UF!Mettaton: ...What does it do.
Florinia: The Cradily flinches back, as if struck. This actually seems to do something.
UF!Grillby: He nods. "You might want to stay out of what Muffet and I are doing then."
UF!Mettaton: is trying to rid himself of the thought of Cradily.
Gaster: The tub?
Florinia: It lets out a giant roar, which would make a lesser man cry. "Giga Drain."
Gaster: You sit in it and get clean.
MettatonSEX: Oh no.
Florinia: The very air around MTT feels heavy, his metal feels unclean, it's like the life out of him and everything near him just got sucked out.
UF!Grillby: "Jeeeesssuus." He shivers a little.
UF!Mettaton: .....It can ffit me?
MettatonSEX: Shit, wow...
Florinia: It doesn't do much to hurt MTT. BUT IT'S SCARY.
Gaster: It should. I built it big on purpose.
Florinia: Florinia nods. "Top Percentage."
Philander Frisk: -snuggles up- yeah I don't wanna fight, but I thought you all were lovers, its the only thing I know how to do
DamnDude: (( Wait, I just realized something ))
Florinia: The fucking thing isn't actually the size of NEO.
UF!Grillby: He pauses. "Sorry for misleading you, then." He strokes Frisk's cheek a little.
MettatonSEX: -flings himself at Yggdrasil and curls into a ball, using his heels and shoulders to stab at it. Gyro Ball, using lack of speed to his advantage.-
Florinia: Thats just what you can see. It actually seems to...well..go up and through a hole in the roof.
Florinia: Who knows how tall it really is.
DamnDude: (( I've had system message off this whole time. ))
Florinia: Ow. Ow. Ow. The thing gets cut up, the natural area bosting the slicing damage of the attack. It roars and flinches back.
UF!Mettaton: tentatively steps in, wholly expecting it to crack. He's heavier than MTT.
Florinia: "End this now. Earthquake." The arena shakes, everything shakes. It feels like the world itself is shaking. It's shaking so hard things in nearby timelines are shaking. Jesus christ.
MettatonSEX: -chuckles.-
Gaster: There, there, just ease yourself in.
Florinia: The chairs and couch slice around the room! MTT gets hit by a cbair! Arena bonus damage.
MettatonSEX: -is incredibly damaged by this, but not dead yet.-
UF!Grillby: He grips onto Frisk. "Shit, get down!"
Florinia: "Not many can stand a hit from my Cradily's earthquake. This is truly admirable."
Kalyke: (( I'm drawing Kalyke rn ))
Kalyke: (( I'm wondering if I should give him glasses ))
Philander Frisk: -grabs Grillbys hand on his cheek and holds it here- thanks for clearing that up. I can't say I can help you in a fight, as I tend to run away from a fight, ....OH SHIT
Philander Frisk: -is pulled down by grillby
Kalyke: (( Should I give him glasses ))
UF!Mettaton: settles down, watching the water around his body. It's so... odd to him.
UF!Mettaton: ((yes
UF!Grillby: He fell to the side, trying to cling to the couch and PFrisk.
Florinia: Nothing hits Grillby or Frisk, don't worry.
MettatonSEX: -grins- I'm sturdier than one might thing. -He uses Gyro Ball again.-
Florinia: Nothing of actual value in the area seems to get hurt, aside from MTT. It's like its pretty well contained to the general fight area.
Kalyke: (( I just drew a different-ish Hypergod Asriel with glasses ))
UF!Mettaton: *think
Kalyke: (( and bam you've got kalyke ))
UF!Mettaton: ....
Gaster: grabs some soap and a washcloth, and starts scrubbing Hellaton.
Florinia: The cradilt roars again, sagging like it's hurt. It uses Earthquake, before Florina can even say anything...and a bit of the ceiling drop down and hits it in the head.
Florinia: KO. Cradily Fainted.
UF!Grillby: "Are you... are you kidding?"
MettatonSEX: ...Holy fuck, Audrey II.
Florinia: "You were admirable, Yggdrasil. Rest and think about this experience so you may perform better in the next area of duty."
Florinia: She recalls the beast.
UF!Mettaton: flinches away at first, but... this is actually not horrible.
Gaster: ((florinia: lay down and think of what you've done
UF!Mettaton: ...
Gaster: This is nice, isn't it?
MettatonSEX: I actually didn't expect it to end like the edited ending of Little Shop, wow.
UF!Mettaton: His answer is steam.
Kalyke: (( yeah fuck that not giving kalyke glasses ))
Kalyke: (( yet ))
Gaster: chuckles. "I'll take that as a yes."
Gaster: ...
Philander Frisk: -is holding onto Grillby, to afraid of whats going on-
UF!Mettaton: ...Yeah......
Florinia: "My Cradily is my prized pokemon. He is...hardheaded, and stubborn. He has a habit of ignoring orders when angered...and that led to his defeat."
Gaster: Mh, this spot is particularly tough...
Gaster: scrubs a little harder.
MettatonSEX: I ses.
UF!Mettaton: *see
Gaster: ((sus
Florinia: "Thank you for this experience, you have brought knowledge of the arena to the Reborn community."
Kalyke: (( faaf ))
UF!Grillby: He slooooowly sits up.
Florinia: She walks up, handing a pouch full of money. "As is custom, here is the reward for victory." 1/20th of her current wealth. As custom.
UF!Mettaton: shudders a little. "Nnh, there's... senssitive. Not, not like that, just... Be careful"
Gaster: ... Alright.
Florinia: Being a gym leader, she's wealthy as fuck.
Gaster: decides to be a bit more gentle.
Gaster: How's this.
MettatonSEX: You're very welc-- oh, right, Iforgot trainers give money.
UF!Mettaton: Better... just get it over with, that spot specifically was wired for pain.
Philander Frisk: -sits up too-
Gaster: Oh. Right.
Gaster: continues to scrub away, trying to avoid areas he knows are going to be more sensitive.
Philander Frisk: is it over?
Florinia: She also hands over a card. "Please visit the Reborn League if you ever wish to partake in the league challenge. This card will guarantee a starter pokemon from my stores if you ever join. Think of this as a reward for bringing welcome knowledge to the scientific community of Reborn, and possibly instating an arena for the Fire gym leaders Charlotte and Chara."
UF!Grillby: "I think it is."
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Ant: (( yo ))
MettatonSEX: -takes it, and smiles.- Thank you very much, Mx.... uh. I don't think I got a name.
UF!Mettaton: ((yo
Gaster: ((hey there
Philander Frisk: -hugs grillby- thanks for protecting me
Kalyke: (( Hi Ant ))
Florinia: "Florinia."
Ant: walks in and sits down on the couch
Kalyke: Kalyke walks in. "yoooo"
Corsiva: She walks into the bathroom, rubbing her eyesocket. "Papa, why are you - huh?"
UF!Mettaton: .....
UF!Grillby: He pats Frisk's head. "No problem."
Florinia: ((Gaster jumps up "I CAN EXPLAIN"))
UF!Mettaton: stares at the girl, utterly confused.
Florinia: (("SHIT THAT DOESN'T HELP."))
Kalyke: (( Corsiva: I was watching Late Night with Microton and that was weird enough... ))
Ant: "Yo. How's not being in hell?"
MettatonSEX: Then, Florinia, it is a pleasure. I'm Mettaton, by the way.
Gaster: Uh... Corsiva, I can explain.
Florinia: "Welcome to greet you, User;Mettaton."
Kalyke: "well, friend, it's neat"
MettatonSEX: ...User?
Kalyke: "i've been drinking a lot of slurm lately"
Corsiva: She just... stares. "Why does Dad have four arms?"
UF!Mettaton: ....Who iiiis this?
Florinia: She's already walking away, jumping back up onto her turtwig.
UF!Mettaton: I'm not...
Florinia: TORTERRA
Gaster: ((turtwig
UF!Mettaton: ((turtwig
Ant: "Slurm? Is that that thing from futura- ohhhhh. I get it."
Philander Frisk: any way I can make it up to you? -says with a smirk on his face-
UF!Mettaton: ((it's like when gaster lifts mettaton
Gaster: sighs. "Sweetheart, this is another Mettaton. He needed a bath."
Ant: (( I just realized most of the people Ant has met exist in timelines that are fictional worlds in the Antverse since the Antverse is basically just the real world but better ))
Corsiva: She blinks. "...Oh..."
Fanta: ((
UF!Mettaton: sounds deeper, more distorted, and slightly glitchy compared to the other Mettaton
Fanta: ((Second phase of le shoe fight
UF!Mettaton: ((NICE
Ant: (( Also I just remembered that Vegas got wrecked by Dragons in the Antverse ))
Florinia: ((NICE))
Fanta: ((I like this one better
UF!Grillby: Fellby smirks. "Oh honey, you're usually the one paying me, not the other way around."
Philander Frisk: I don't mind though, can still pay though
UF!Mettaton: just. Stares at Corsiva. His hair falls out of place as he tilts his head slightly, revealing a very unfinished right side of his face.
Corsiva: She jolts. "I. Um."
DamnDude: (( Well then ))
UF!Mettaton: ...Who aare you? You're... a child... that isn't damaged physically?
Ant: "Everyone here is basically from a world I thought was fictional. Weird."
DamnDude: (( It looks nice ))
UF!Grillby: "So... what'll it be? Striptease? Lapdance? Someting a little more?"
Fanta: ((Maybe I should make a third phase
Fanta: ((Thx bbys
Corsiva: "I'm Corsiva."
DamnDude: (( Also Slar, did you get my PM request? ))
Corsiva: She never thought she'd be introducing herself to her own father.
Fanta: ((Nope
UF!Mettaton: Ccorsiva... I... I'm Mettatonnnnnnn.
Corsiva: "I... I know..."
UF!Mettaton: Oh....
Corsiva: She really wants to turn around and run.
Philander Frisk: If I'm doing it to you, its your choice
UF!Mettaton: ..........
Philander Frisk: but I'd love to spend the night with you
Florinia: She's writing more notes. If PFrisk and Grillby start fucking she is going to start making sure they feel really uncomfortable while they do it.
UF!Grillby: He shakes his head. "Nah. I'm good."
UF!Mettaton: [sub]Fuck, she ttttttthinks I'm a freak, dodoesn't she?[/sub]
Florinia: 'Interspecies procreation is commonplace in this arena. Considers alerting the Day Care duo to this area.'
Philander Frisk: alright let me know if you change your mind, I'll just stay in your warm grasp
Gaster: looks between Hellaton and his daughter. "I... uh... Corsiva, come here."
Gaster: ((firmly grasp it
MettatonSEX: -sees this, and winks.-
Gaster: ((why did i just think of that
UF!Mettaton: ((i laughed
UF!Mettaton: ...
Corsiva: She floats forward, timidly.
Gaster: And don't think about pulling your usual trick. He's been through a lot.
Philander Frisk: -nuzzles into grillby-
UF!Mettaton: just. Looks at her, all four eyes visible and full of hurt.
Corsiva: She pouts, and grows feet just for the purpose of stomping one. "Drat."
Entra: *walks in
UF!Mettaton: is taken aback.
UF!Mettaton: What was...
Gaster: sighs. "She... she does that sometimes. Be careful, she might zap you."
Corsiva: Papaaaa!
UF!Mettaton: Oh.
Kalyke: He looks at Entra. "well helloooooo there"
Corsiva: Skeleghost leaves the room, frustrated that her father won't let her play a prank.
Entra: "...Well now it's come to my attention that we probably have about as many goats as we do Hiros"
Entra: "Also robots."
Kalyke: "what"
UF!Mettaton: I... don't think that would be that horrible in comparison, actually.
Florinia: She continues writing notes, ignoring Entra.
Entra: "The majority of this bar is just robots, Hiros and goat boys"
Gaster: shakes his head. "Give her time. She might warm up to you."
UF!Mettaton: ((hellaton isnt there btw
Entra: "And some I assume are good people"
UF!Grillby: "Well, it sounds like we might need to warm things up in here."
MettatonSEX: ....Cool cool.
UF!Grillby: "Get more fire elementals in, you know?"
Ant: "...did you....just quote Donald Trump...?"
UF!Mettaton: ...
Entra: "We're gonna build a barrier and make the monsters pay for it"
Gaster: She... she's been through a lot.
UF!Mettaton: It's not like I'm not used to it.
UF!Mettaton: ....
MettatonSEX: Stop.
Kalyke: "hold on, beautiful, just stop"
Kalyke: "just stop at that sentence"
Kalyke: "and reconsider your words"
Entra: "That was a joke. these are jokes."
Gaster: She got kidnapped and... god... I don't know what they did to her.
Entra: "But the biggest joke of Trump himself"
UF!Mettaton: ...I hope it was better than what he did.
Kalyke: He does finger guns at Entra. ayyyyyy
Gaster: I hope so too.
MettatonSEX: .....
Gaster: She just... doesn't talk about it, and I'm worried.
Entra: "God made that guy and just kinda went "welp I fucked that one up" but had already done it so just kinda rolled with it"
Philander Frisk: -got my fire element
Entra: "And then he lost to Bernie Sanders"
UF!Mettaton: Well, ssome people are closed off.
Kalyke: (( Ahhhhhh i would love to live in the Antverse ))
Ant: (( Antoverse = Real World but better in some specific ways ))
Florinia: "God and religion is an illusion used by humans and other species to justify actions of which would not be commonplace amongsts regular functioning members of society." Pipes in Flobot.
Gaster: I know, but... she's my little girl. I'm going to worry.
Kalyke: "eeyyyyyyy""
MettatonSEX: ......
Florinia: "The only god is Arceus, who is merely an extremely powerful pokemon and worshipped by 19 cults. Yet is defeatable in combat."
UF!Mettaton: ...Your... is that one of your chhildren?
Ant: "...well...I can't really confirm or deny that...but hell definitely exists."
Gaster: Yes.
Kalyke: "i lived in hell for 12 years"
UF!Mettaton: Oh.
UF!Mettaton: ....
Gaster: She's six.
Florinia: "Hell does exist, in all realities hell exists. As does heaven, but they are simply alternate planes."
Kalyke: "i'm 26 now"
Florinia: "Hell exists in our reality as a form in the form of the Distortion World, with Heaven being Arceus' Pillar. A scientific proven place upon whenst trainers Diamond and Pearl visited in an attempt to capture the god pokemon."
UF!Grillby: "That you do, my friend."
UF!Mettaton: looks down.
Entra: "Well I won't really get to see Heaven or Hell."
Gaster: She's got a brother, too.
Entra: "I get to sit and wait and watch the planets get consumed by the death of stars as the endlessly expanding universe just kinda does it's thing for all eternity."
Gaster: He's probably sleeping now, it's late.
UF!Mettaton: .....Ooh.
Florinia: ((Oh man I can't wait for Slarv to take a shot at Fern))
Florinia: ((Just..that I cannot wait for))
Ant: "Also you're gonna see all your friends die..."
Gaster: ((brb, gonna make a snack
Fanta: ((gn everyone
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Ant: (( gn slarv ))
Florinia: ((Someone slap a fucking trilby on Florinia))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-Or not, as the child floats in with squinted eyesockets to get some water. He fails to do so, as he screams.-[/font]
UF!Mettaton: ((gn
UF!Mettaton: !
Ant: (( I have a trilby ))
: ★ Microton: * "WHAT THE FUCK"
UF!Mettaton: looks up to find a terrified floating child.
Ant: (( i don't. I got rid of them ))
Ant: (( I don't have my fedoras anymore! ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]W-who are you! What have you done with dad?![/font]
Ant: (( I'M FREE! ))
: ★ Microton: * "Glamor, darling, are you seeing what I'm seeing"
UF!Mettaton: ...I'm Mmettaton.
Florinia: ((Brb express mailing Ant a clip-on neckbeard and a trilby))
Philander Frisk: -nuzzles into Grillby and the warm heat- totally warming my soul hot stuff
Glamor: [font=glamor]I am, and no you're not! T-that's not... you're not dad! Papa, get away from him, please... He's trying to trick you![/font]
Ant: (( I googled the worst fedora and managed to find this: ))
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UF!Mettaton: puts up a pair of arms. "No, no, you havave it all wrong... I'm not the pink Metttttaton you know, I'm one from a different timeline, I'm not... I'm not going to hurt anyone."
Ant: (( That site needs to get their shit together ))
Gaster: G-glamor?
Gaster: He... he's fine.
Gaster: Trust me, he's fine.
Gaster: ((holy shit that is the worst fedora ever
Florinia: She idly sends out Yggdrasil, feeding the behemoth what looks like cotton candy.
Gaster: ((other than the rainbow dash one i saw
Florinia: To work a revives. Becaue candy can substitute a lot of things in Reborn.
UF!Grillby: He almost shits his pants upon seeing Yggdrasil, but alas, fire elementals don't poop.
Gaster: ((that's it
Ant: (( brb need to see if FNAF fedoras are a thing that exists ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-begins to shake, his arms around himself.- He's...[/font]
Gaster: ((that's the best sentence i've typed
Florinia: ((Imagine cold and calculating Flobot and her giant fucking behemoth Yggdrasil. Now imagine her feeding the giant thing cotton candy.))
UF!Mettaton: ((yep
Gaster: ((now brb i think my water's boiling
UF!Mettaton: I'm not going to hurt you.
Ant: (( nope. nope. nope. ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-stops shaking, but stays far away.-[/font]
Florinia: ((Theres so many Reborn characters I could bring in here))
Ant: (( don't google fnaf fedora ))
UF!Mettaton: ...
Ant: (( just don't google it ))
Florinia: ((Pretty much anyone from Doctor Sigmund's therapy area could fuck up the bar))
Florinia: ((Particularily Anna, the little girl with Schizophrenia))
Ant: (( there were no fedoras just...the worst fanart ))
Ant: (( like the worst in every way something can possibly be the worst ))
UF!Mettaton: looks down again.
Florinia: ((Doctor Sigmund, also known as The Good Doctor, is not a good doctor. He tortures his patients with electrotherapy to the point they develop new disorders to replace their old ones))
Florinia: ((Anna used to have ADHD, Now she has schizophrenia))
Philander Frisk: -has his face in grillby's chest, is completely scarred
Ant: (( NOPE I'M DONE ))
Ant: (( alvin and the cipmunks fanart came up. ))
Ant: (( it''s the worst ))
Gaster: He really isn't going to hurt you, Glamor.
Ant: (( it's the worst thing I've ever seen ))
Gaster: ((you know everyone shits on the mlp and fnaf fandoms but they haven't seen the horror of alvin and the chipmunks fanart
Ant: (( There are so many things wrong with it ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-floats closer, slowly.-[/font]
UF!Grillby: He holds Pfrisk close, shaking a little.
UF!Mettaton: looks up at Glamor, two eyes visible.
: Ant [Ant] disconnected.
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
: Myth [Kalyke] disconnected.
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Philanderer Frisk [Philander Frisk].
Florinia: She's just.
Florinia: Fucking.
Florinia: Feeding her behemoth
Florinia: Cotton
Florinia: Candy
Philander Frisk: -is scared easily
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Florinia: Blue and pink cotton candy.
Kalyke: (( parp just died for me ))
Florinia: It's fucking delicious.
Florinia: It smells delicious.
Florinia: Why are you scared. Theres fucking cotton candy.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-extends a hand.- P-prove it.[/font]
UF!Mettaton: takes Glamor's hand, gently. He gives a firm, brief shake. ".....Sorry for scaring you."
Glamor: [font=glamor].......[/font]
Gaster: holds his breath.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-did not shock Hellaton.-[/font]
Philander Frisk: -looks out- I guess it isn't so bad,
Gaster: I hope you two can be friends...
Glamor: [font=glamor]-pulls his hand back, looking a little relieved.- I, um, I forgive you. Sorry... sorry I thought you were gonna hurt m-- friends?[/font]
Florinia: She throws some red hots into the air like baseballs, the beast catches them in its mouth.
UF!Mettaton: ...That would be... nice.
Kalyke: (( i made a shitty drawing of kalyke that i had the audacity to sign ))
UF!Mettaton: ((cool
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UF!Grillby: He watches Yggdrasil eat, wondering just how easy it'd be for it to swallow someone his size. He sudders at the thought.
Gaster: ((*shudders
MB!SwapMuffet: (wtf have I missed )
Glamor: [font=glamor]....So, if you're a... a version of my dad, why are you red? A-and why do you have four arms?[/font]
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Kalyke: [url=][x][/url] ( topkek )
UF!Mettaton: ...It's because of my timeline.
Gaster: ((hellaton's in the gaston timeline taking a bath, there's a giant ass cradily in the bar and fellby and pfrisk are scared shitless
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh........ that's, um, interesting.[/font]
UF!Mettaton: .......Yeah.
Florinia: Very easily.
Kalyke: [url=][x][/url] "..."
Kalyke: [url=][x][/url] Kalyke just sits there.
Florinia: And it's part rock type. Wouldn't even burn.
UF!Mettaton: [sub]He thinks I'm a freak doesn't he oh no[/sub]
Florinia: Worst-case scenario, mild indigestion.
Gaster: No he doesn't....
UF!Grillby: He's very, very freaked out at that idea.
Ant: snaps back to reality
MettatonSEX: -would definitely rip Yggdrasil to shreds from inside if that happened to him. Also, NEO is pointy as hell.-
UF!Grillby: He begins to tremble like a leaf in a category 5 windstorm.
MB!SwapMuffet: was just tripping balls on some drugged wine or some shit and only now notices what's going on. She moves between grillby and the cradily. "Well, let's see how it likes me, the... I don't know. Bug/fairy, maybe?"
MB!SwapMuffet: "Do either of those have any advantage against this thing?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]...I mean, you're a-actually pretty cool looking, if you get over the whole i-initial fear...[/font]
MB!SwapMuffet: "I haven't kept that up to date."
MettatonSEX: I think Bug is neutral, because Grass/Rock.
UF!Grillby: He shrugs. "I don't know, and I don't care."
Philander Frisk: all I wanted was to enjoy someones company tonight, not get scared every 5 seconds
UF!Grillby: just keep it away from me
Gaster: See, he likes you.
Florinia: He eats more candy.
Florinia: Florina clearly shows a bit of favoritism towards her starter.
MettatonSEX: Actually, no, Bug is supereffective.
Entra: "I bet if johnny5 were president he'd still do a better job than trump"
MettatonSEX: You have a weakness to Rock, though.
UF!Mettaton: Steam puff, as Glamor stares on.
Entra: "He'd be all "NO DISASSEMBLE OTHER COUNTRIES" and shit"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Whoa, Dad can't do that...[/font]
UF!Grillby: His flames crackle a little.
Gaster: Yeah, it's interesting, huh? I like it, it's neat.
Ant: "...are you...starting to miss the little toaster oven?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Are those actual vents?[/font]
Kalyke: [url=][x][/url] He chuckles, and sits next to Ant.
Florinia: The cradily slowly turns and looks at Muffet.
UF!Mettaton: more puffs of steam.
Kalyke: "..."
Florinia: Literally. it was sitting there. Minding its own business and enjoying it's candy. Until you fucking started yelling like a douchecanoe.
UF!Grillby: oh no
Entra: "WHAT!? NO! [sub]maybe a little[/sub]"
UF!Grillby: Muffet? Muffet, let's get the fuck out of her.
Gaster: *HERE
Gaster: *OUT OF HERE
UF!Mettaton: ((WOW
Kalyke: "Where I live, my toaster ovens broadcast Everybody Loves Hypnotoad"
Florinia: It just ROARS. And goes back to eating candy.
Gaster: ((i'm sure he's said that before
Florinia: An easy message of 'Shut tha fuck up m8'
MB!SwapMuffet: "....Im out of it and probably drunk did I just kill us all?"
Ant: "Holy shit you really do live in Futurama."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Okay no good"
MettatonSEX: -goes NEO- No.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Let's go home."
Philander Frisk: can I come?
UF!Grillby: He almost fainted there for a second.
UF!Grillby: You know what i don't care
UF!Grillby: as long as i'm not in danger of being eaten alive
Kalyke: "what"
Ant: "Is your current President the disembodied head of Richard Nixon?"
MettatonSEX: -turns to the bakery workers.- You two, if Yggdrasil ever tries to attack you, I'll help.
Kalyke: "yes"
MB!SwapMuffet: "Fuck it. Sure. Use grillby's bedroom or something."
UF!Grillby: He just freaking bolts for the anydoor.
Entra: "So...our timeline just...has the other timelines on tv or something?"
Florinia: Florina turns and seems slightly miffed.
Philander Frisk: sweet -does a fist pump and follows-
UF!Mettaton: Yes... They are, uh...
MB!SwapMuffet: her exit is more slow and drunken. She grabs her bottle of wine. Drugged or not, it's good shit.
Florinia: "Yggdrasil is not carnivorous." She says as they walk out.
Ant: "I guess...or games, or movies. Really any media is probably a timeline"
MettatonSEX: Fire isn't meat.
UF!Grillby: He is [i]not[/i] in the mood for anything like that. He aaaaaiiin't having that shit.
MB!SwapMuffet: "And spiders are, yet we still eat donuts. Goodbye, deary."
Gaster: ((think for a moment
Entra: "so...if we go home...and we make a show or something...are we creating a new timeline?"
Gaster: ((why would he be afraid of being swallowed whole so badly
UF!Mettaton: ((grilltron
UF!Mettaton: ((SCUMSTER
UF!Mettaton: ((YOU FUCK
MB!SwapMuffet: (oohhh)
MB!SwapMuffet: (OOOHHHH)
MB!SwapMuffet: (scumster you kinky mo'fukkah)
Ant: "...I...I doubt it works like that..."
Florinia: ((What if they fed Scumster to Yggdrasil))
UF!Mettaton: ((dude, scumster is def into both ways
Gaster: ((scumster would be jacking off in there
Ant: "There's no way it works like that...."
MB!SwapMuffet: (this fucking character)
Kalyke: He sorta leans on Ant, sighing contentedly.
MB!SwapMuffet: (so we've traumatized grillby and mettaton)
UF!Mettaton: ((he probably -- no, definitely -- has gotten into hellaton and done exactly that.
MB!SwapMuffet: (wonder how he might have permanently scarred muffet)
UF!Grillby: He just goes to his own suite and locks every door, and crawls into bed.
UF!Mettaton: ((it was very uncomfortable for metta
Entra: "um....Ant..."
Gaster: ((Up to you, Flame.
Glamor: [font=glamor]...That's, really cool...[/font]
MB!SwapMuffet: (unless, hey, he literally DID on one particular occasion of getting way too into a bdsm session or something)
Gaster: ((ohhh
MB!SwapMuffet: (kinda like that)
Gaster: ((like, knifeplay?
Entra: "[sub]hiro's gonna be pissed.....[/sub]"
MB!SwapMuffet: (I've never heard of thay)
MB!SwapMuffet: (sounds just fucked up enough for hik)
Gaster: ((it involves knives
Florinia: ((What if Muffet just thinks hes a douchebag that doesn't do his fucking job))
Philander Frisk: -was locked out- awwww
Kalyke: He stops leaning on Ant, and looks at his Note5.
Kalyke: "fuck"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-gives a small smile- You're, you're cool. Yeah, you're cool! -His demeanor has changed-[/font]
Gaster: smiles gently.
UF!Mettaton: smiles back.
MB!SwapMuffet: (eh too late there's already clearly bad blood past that)
Philander Frisk: well theres gota be a card board box around here somewhere
Kalyke: "i'm gonna miss the live show at omicron persei 8 if i don't get there quiiiiiiiiiiiiiickly!" He leaves the bar.
MB!SwapMuffet: (and what better way of making bad blood than LITERAL BLOOD?)
: Myth [Kalyke] is now Myth [Hiro].
Hiro: He walks into the bar. "Hi, everyone."
Ant: blushes bright red and doesn't make eye contact with Hiro
UF!Mettaton: ...You think so? You don't think... I'm a freak?
Entra: "[sub]dude, you didn't even try to stop him[/sub]"
Hiro: (( now why is ant blushing ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]You're freakin' fabulous.[/font]
MB!SwapMuffet: (he "accidentslly" made a couple of scars in her that look like void cracks. Those two eyeglass circles with lines coming out of them are entirely, I assure you, not in any way shape or form from intentional scarring. Very definitely a mistake.)
UF!Mettaton: So much steam the mirror fogs.
Philander Frisk: -walks around the suitie complex
Gaster: ...
Glamor: [font=glamor]........[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Is that okay?[/font]
Gaster: turns on the bathroom fan. He's not sure why he didn't do that earlier.
UF!Mettaton: A genuine compliment!!!!!!!!!!
Ant: "[sub]well Hiro's just been busy in the lab and- I mean... I was GOING to stop him. YOU're the one who made it weird Entra. [/sub]"
Ant: "Oh...heyyyyyyy, Hiro...."
Florinia: ((EHHHHHSGAHB))
Hiro: "..."
Ant: ((more fucked up than alvin and the cipmunks r34 fanart?))
Gaster: ((OOOH NOOO
MB!SwapMuffet: (eeuuuugggghhhh I don't want to click it but the temptstion)
MB!SwapMuffet: (drawn or real)
Glamor: [font=glamor]Wait, you don't get those? But... even though you're kinda scary at first, you're nice, and really not as scary as you look.[/font]
Gaster: ((it's real
Florinia: ((Real))
Gaster: He came from a bad place, Glamor.
Florinia: ((Eye piercing.))
: Myth [Hiro] disconnected.
Ant: (( "Oh that's it?" *looks at it more. Thinks about it for a second. "AAAAHHHH OH GOD. NONONONONONO! NOOOOOPPPPPPEE!" ))
UF!Mettaton: ((...tgats going to hurt whenever they blink
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Philander Frisk: -find a corner in the room and sits down-
Kalyke: Kalyke walks back into the bar. "hey all"
MB!SwapMuffet: (I'm gonna sleep now good night)
Florinia: ((Imagine trying to SLEEP))
Gaster: ((goodnight
Glamor: [font=glamor]O-oh. That... um, explains the damage, sorry....[/font]
UF!Mettaton: ((glm
Ant: stares down at his shoes
UF!Mettaton: No, no, it does, really.
Florinia: (( Also. This))
Florinia: (9Don't worry, safe for work))
Gaster: has finished scrubbing down Mettaton.
Entra: *whispers to Ant "dude you're fucked."
Hiro: " something wrong?"
Kalyke: "uh"
Ant: (( The implications in that pic tho ))
Gaster: ((bananees
Glamor: [font=glamor]....Um, do you need a hug?[/font]
Florinia: ((I am now looking at genital piercings))
UF!Mettaton: ...
Gaster: goes to get a towel.
UF!Mettaton: Do you want to give one?
Ant: "what? me? no. Fine totally chill. I'm dope yo."
Entra: "Clearly."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs Mettaton, his arms failing to reach his back.-[/font]
Ant: stealthily stomps on Entra's foot
UF!Mettaton: !
Gaster: hands Mettaton the towel.
Hiro: "..."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-unhugs.- Wait, yeah...[/font]
Philander Frisk: this sucks -gets up and finds his way back to the bar-
Hiro: He kisses Ant on the cheek.
UF!Mettaton: gets out of the tub, nearly falling as he takes the towel.
Kalyke: He has that "aw" look on his face.
Gaster: You're so big you might need another...
Entra: "Oh man. look at the time. i uh. I've got a...thing...yeah. a special thing for necromancers only. no normies alowed sort of thing so gonna that...thing..."
Florinia: ((OOH))
Florinia: ((JOY))
Gaster: ((NO
Ant: looks up at Hiro
UF!Mettaton: Steeeeeeeeam. He dries himself off, patting the towel.
UF!Mettaton: ((ew
: Master Baker Muffet's connection timed out.
Ant: (( that's fucked up ))
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Gaster: Better?
UF!Mettaton: Y-yes.
Ant: (( How to raise a child to resent you: Step one puncture their body without permission ))
Gaster: Good to hear it.
Hiro: "..."
Gaster: ((I mean, my mom got my ears pierced before I could remember
Philander Frisk: -lies on the couch at the bar-
Ant: (( Step two put a piece of metal into the wound ))
Florinia: (( NSFL Picture. Infact Piercing's ear after it's grown for 20 years. ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs Hellaton, smiling.-[/font]
Florinia: ((Piercing as an infacnt does some BAD SHIT to your ear. And lots of infants have nickel allergies))
UF!Mettaton: drops the towel.
Florinia: ((Nickel is used in shittons of piercings))
Hiro: (( my sister is 5 and she got her ears pierced at 3 or 2 ))
Gaster: ((my ears are fine, but i don't have a nickel allergy surprisingly
UF!Mettaton: ((i got mine pierced at 5
Gaster: ((i mostly used plastic earrings when i was little
UF!Mettaton: ((then again at 9
UF!Mettaton: ((theyve closed up
Gaster: ((i repierced mine at home, at 15
Hiro: "....Ant..."
Gaster: ((old-fashioned punk style
Hiro: "Is something wrong?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh, you're not as warm as dad, huh. That literally makes you cool.[/font]
Gaster: ((pee doesn't come out of the vagina, we have urethras too
Gaster: ((i know
Ant: (( is it bad that i have heard of this ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (people are fucking wekrd)
UF!Mettaton: chuckles a bit, a distorted garble in the background.
Gaster: ((that's called urethral sounding and it just doesn't sound fun
Ant: "Uhh...maybe...I...I don't really know..."
Gaster: ((... i didn't mean that pun
Florinia: (( NSFL picture of a tongue piercing that has beaten the fuck of of a tooth until it stopped existing ))
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Gaster: ((i'm not clicking on that
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Mettaton, thanks for, uh, not being mean...[/font]
Hiro: "............"
UF!Mettaton: Of course.
Ant: (( As long as it's not bones I can handle a decent amount of shit ))
Gaster: yawns, then checks the time. "... It's well past midnight..."
Gaster: ((teeth are bones
Florinia: ((It's not THAT bad))
UF!Mettaton: hugs Glamor with one set of arms.
Hiro: (( Hiro: Ant I'm breaking up with you -leaves- Kalyke: -slides over to Ant- well let's get this show on the road ))
Florinia: ((It's just a mouth missing one tooth))
Florinia: ((Because a stud in a persons tongue has beaten it to shit))
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Yeah... it is.[/font]
UF!Mettaton: ((thats the lip
Ant: (( the minute bones are showing that aren't supposed to be showing is the moment I lose my shit ))
Florinia: (( Oh humanity, what a weird and wonderful animal. We dig minerals up from deep below the earth; we heat them to temperatures far greater than is found in nature; we mill the resulting metals into complex forms using intricate machinery... ))
Florinia: (( ...then we jam them into our genitals. ))
Ant: (( Idk why I can handle all that but not bones. or stuff related to the nails ))
Florinia: ((Right sorry. Thats a lip pierce on the inside))
Hiro: "..."
Florinia: ((I've accidently ripped off my entire big toenail))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-yawns, then... falls asleep on Hellaton. He's tired as fuck.-[/font]
UF!Mettaton: ((laharl no
Ant: (( yeah no. nope. I can't ))
UF!Mettaton: Wwhat do I do.
Gaster: You can stay over if you want.
UF!Mettaton: ((ive done a nasty thing to one nail but im not gonna say it
Kalyke: He walks over to Ant, and leans on him again.
Ant: (( I accidentally slammed my thumb in a door once ))
Hiro: "........Ant."
UF!Mettaton: ((same
Gaster: ((I've done that too
Florinia: ((I've caught my neck in a car door))
Hiro: (( I got choked by one of those seatbelts in the old cars that slide up ))
Hiro: (( automatically ))
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MettatonSEX: -is in Sleep Mode on the couch in the living room bc he returned home and passed out.
Gaster: ((i almost knocked out a tooth with a stretchy keychain once
Florinia: ((Passed out in seconds, all I know is there was a shitton of seatbelts and it barely didn't decapitate me or break my spinal cord/jugular/other vital areas))
Ant: (( But like I also think I half did it on purpose? Like I put my thumb between the door and the frame like near the hinges and then just sorta shut it ))
Hiro: (( I passed out and was scared of seatbelts for a while after that ))
UF!Mettaton: ((i hit my head after trying to parachute from a loft bed with a knit blanket and i missed the beanbag chair. i passed out, and lost most of my sense of smell
Hiro: "..." He looks at Kalyke.
Gaster: heads out to the living room and sees his husband.
Ant: (( I scare myself sometimes. Like you know those weird thoughts that are just like "you should do a stupid thing". I listened to those thoughts more when I was younger ))
UF!Mettaton: follows, holding the child.
UF!Mettaton: ...
Gaster: Oh... I should get him to bed.
Ant: (( Like the time I just straight up threw a rock at my friend because I was curious ))
UF!Mettaton: D-do you need help?
Gaster: No, nope. I've got it.
Ant: (( Or when I wondered exactly how hot a lightbulb gets ))
UF!Mettaton: ((i burned off a barbies hair that way
Gaster: picks up Mettaton, cradling his husband close. He then starts taking him to his room.
Hiro: (( I put water on a mosquito coil and almost burned to death in a fireball ))
MettatonSEX: -whirrs subconsciously-
Ant: "Uh...Kalyke...what are you doing?"
Kalyke: "huh what"
UF!Mettaton: ((the rc barbie corvette story is one of my worse ideas
Ant: "...why are you...uh...leaning on me...?"
Gaster: smiles, setting his husband down, then changes into his pajamas quickly.
Florinia: ((I used to be a dumbass kid, and I'll tell you))
UF!Mettaton: follows. ".....Where do I put the child?"
Florinia: ((Tweezers in the plugs. Licking the electric plugs.))
Gaster: In his room. It's down the hall, I'll show you.
UF!Mettaton: ((i almost got hit by the same car twice.
UF!Mettaton: Alright...
Gaster: ((You're still rather accident prone, it seems
Kalyke: "idk"
Florinia: ((My worst one is when I was 11 and had the worst headache ever. And being 11 took 7 pills of headache medicine))
Kalyke: "i just find myself leaning on ppl sometimes"
UF!Mettaton: ((oh NO
Florinia: ((When it didn't work I took three more because I was fucking stupid))
Gaster: leads Hellaton to Glamor's room.
MB!SwapMuffet: (he chased them down with ink)
Gaster: ((FLAME
Florinia: ((Fuck you flame.))
UF!Mettaton: follows, and sees the pastel steampunk aesthetic once he opens the door,
Florinia: ((Just, fuck you.))
Gaster: smiles.
Florinia: ((Theres a time and place. But, what the fuck flame.))\
Ant: (( When I was younger I found some orange flavored vitamins in the cabinet and just ate them like fucking candy ))
UF!Mettaton: Who designed this beauty?
UF!Grillby: Muffet shouldn't be surprised if Fellby crawls into her bed, whimpering.
UF!Mettaton: it was mettaton
Gaster: ((I did that once only with tums
Gaster: My husband.
Florinia: ((I've done that with calcium vitamins))
UF!Mettaton: Oh. I should have guessed.
Florinia: ((They tasted like delicious oranges.))
UF!Mettaton: ((i did that with tums
Gaster: It's nothing like Corsiva's room... her room is all pastel, with cute star lights. I put them in there, she loves them.
Florinia: ((I got constipated and diarrhea at the same time Meaning I shot out giant rocks one after another))
Gaster: ((I've also done it with glucose tablets
Ant: (( I just remembered a time I almost got me and my entire family killed ))
UF!Mettaton: smiles, setting Glamor in his bed.
Ant: (( There's this thing called the i5 dive ))
UF!Mettaton: Hm.....
Hiro: "I...Ant...I'm just gonna....go..."
Hiro: Hiro leaves.
UF!Mettaton: .......
Gaster: tucks his son in, giving him a gentle kiss one the forehead.
: Myth [Hiro] is now Myth [Kalyke].
Florinia: ((I once almost got all of us killed by putting my shirt on a water heater))
Florinia: ((It exploded cause I put it on the vent))
Ant: (( basically you're put in a harness, I was harnessed in with my whole family, and then you're just kinda dropped and swung on a rope like a fuckton of feet in the air ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles, holding a stuffed pug to his chest-[/font]
Ant: (( there was a carabiner on the harness they specifically told us not to touch ))
Gaster: ((yOU
UF!Mettaton: smiles. ".....He's addorable."
Gaster: ((IDIOT
UF!Mettaton: ((wow
Gaster: He is. Just like his daddy.
UF!Mettaton: ....
Gaster: ... I mean.
UF!Mettaton: shudders
Ant: ((I pushed the gate part of the carabiner in while we were like 3 stories in the fucking air but immedietly realized what it was and let it back))
Gaster: His father. Yes.
UF!Mettaton: D-don't say that, ggh, it is not pleasant.
Ant: (( If I didn't realize what it was I WOULD HAVE FALLEN LIKE THREE STORIES TO MY DEATH ))
Gaster: I realize
UF!Mettaton: ((yeah
UF!Mettaton: ...No, I mean, personally.
UF!Mettaton: ((scumster called hellaton daddy
Gaster: nods, then leaves the room.
Ant: (( or maybe not because that was a long time ago and also there are rock-climbing carabiners that screw shut so they don't come undone and you'd think they'd have a better system than that ))
UF!Mettaton: ...
Gaster: He just... doesn't know how to fix the situation.
UF!Mettaton: follows.
UF!Mettaton: .....
Ant: (( So I could totally just be thinking I might have died but maybe it was fine. ))
: Master Baker Muffet's connection timed out.
Ant: snaps back to reality
Gaster: I. Um. Sorry.
Ant: "...Hiro........"
Gaster: heads back to his room.
UF!Mettaton: You didn't know, it's... it's alright.
Ant: (( Ant: "I am the chevelle now." ))
Gaster: ((
Gaster: ... You do want to stay over, yes?
Kalyke: (( Hiro left in somewhat confusion and disappointment ))
Ant: (( "I'm not mad. just disappointed" ))
UF!Mettaton: Y-yes, I mean, I'm not... I'm not too much of a bother, am I?
Ant: "Kalyke...why did you...."
Gaster: No, not at all. I can go set up a guest room for you.
Gaster: Or, if you want, I can find some way for you to sleep in our room.
Kalyke: "what"
UF!Mettaton: Steam puffs.
UF!Mettaton: You'd do that?
Gaster: Yes.
Ant: "Why did you do that?"
UF!Mettaton: still has a huge fuckin crush on Gaston, because, you know, they're the first two to ever not be mean or abusive to him, so this is a dream.
UF!Mettaton: I, I mean, I'd love to, but if I cause problems, I...
Kalyke: Still leaning on Ant. "it's a bad habit i guess"
UF!Mettaton: There's a constant steam flow.
Ant: "A bad habit?!"
Gaster: Not in our bed, of course. I don't know how Metta would react.
UF!Mettaton: Right, right...
Florinia: ((QUICK))
MettatonSEX: -honestly wouldn't mind having two people to cuddle-
Florinia: ((PICK A SPORT))
Gaster: ((SPORTS
UF!Mettaton: ((professional dying inside
Kalyke: Ant gets a text from Hiro. "it's finished" And it's a picture of what appears to be a Futurama Time Button, but no it's a version of the rip-you-across-time-and-space-button that Juan used.
Ant: (( BALL THING ))
Gaster: But... I suppose if it's just for one night...
Gaster: ((antigravity baseball
UF!Mettaton: ((purify
UF!Mettaton: ...
Ant: (( antigravity skiing? ))
UF!Mettaton: ((antigravity tennis
Gaster: Come on. You can sleep in the same bed as us.
Gaster: As long as I'm in the middle.
UF!Mettaton: ((antigravity volleyball
Gaster: ((antigravity chess
UF!Mettaton: I... you'd do that?
Florinia: (( I got you all beat
UF!Mettaton: Really?
Gaster: nods, sliding into bed.
UF!Mettaton: ((antigravity swimming
MettatonSEX: -immediately hugs Gaster.-
Florinia: ((I'm imagining swimming in giant balls of water in space))
Florinia: ((Just giant water orbs))
Gaster: squeaks a little.
UF!Mettaton: removes his shoulderpads -- they're magnetic like Metta's -- and carefully gets on the bed. He is met with a hug from said Mettaton, and a steam puffs our.
UF!Mettaton: *out
UF!Mettaton: ((antigravity ice hockey
Gaster: is now in a Mettaton sandwich.
UF!Mettaton: hugs both members of Gaston, ecstatic. "...Thank you so much."
Gaster: It's no problem.
Ant: (( Wait what was the rip-you-across-time-and-space button? ))
UF!Mettaton: If there's anything I can do...
Kalyke: (( Juan accidentally ripped himself across time and space with the button ))
Kalyke: (( And Hiro made his own version of it ))
Kalyke: Hiro walks back in. "Hey, Kalyke, press this button!"
Kalyke: "what"
Kalyke: Kalyke grabs the rip-you-across-time-and-space button, looking at it. "..."
Gaster: Just being you is enough. Trust me.
Ant: "...Hiro..."
UF!Mettaton: !
UF!Mettaton: whirrs.
Florinia: The Cradily roars at Hiro.
Florinia: And goes back to its cotton candy.
Gaster: Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get some shut-eye.
Kalyke: Hiro just menacingly looks at Kalyke, ignoring the roar, waiting for him to get ripped across time and space.
UF!Mettaton: Alright.
Gaster: shuts his eyes and goes to sleep.
UF!Mettaton: smiles, his whirr softer as he goes into Sleep Mode. This is wonderful.
Chronos: *appears in the bar at like the worst time. This song begins playing:
UF!Mettaton: ((gn
Ant: ((gn))
Kalyke: Then he presses the button. "so wha----OH FUCK" Kalyke suddenly gets ripped into shreds before disappearing.
Gaster: ((gn
Kalyke: (( gn
: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.
: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.
Ant: "Chronos you can just fuck right off."
: Myth [Kalyke] is now Myth [Hiro].
Hiro: "It worked!"
Ant: "What did you do?"
Hiro: "The button was supposed to do that."
Florinia: (( You know that chick down at the bar you keep giving stuff to? Guess what buddy, her affection meter raises towards anyone who gives her things! Right now, your waifu's probably getting it on with the shop-keep that sold you that sword at double it's value!" ))
Ant: "But...what did it do?"
Hiro: "It...ripped Kalyke across time and space."
Hiro: He sits next to Ant, smiling, almost like he's going insane. "Oh, yes. Absolutely correct~"
Ant: "..."
Chronos: "And I thought I was the bad guy"
Ant: "I said fuck off Chronos!"
Hiro: He still has that insane smile on his face.
Ant: " can't just kill people!"
Ant: "I...I don't think I this anymore...."
Hiro: "......"
Hiro: "What....what do you mean.....?!"
Ant: "You just KILLED someone, Hiro! I mean US! What else could I mean?'re slipping need helo."
Ant: ((*help))
Hiro: "......"
Hiro: He ever so calmly just drops everything and walks to the Anydoor and punches in some random code and quietly leaves.
Ant: "..."
Kalyke: A fuckton of shreds appear on the couch and reform into Kalyke.
Ant: just looks down at his shoes then up at Kalyke who just materialized
Hiro: (( this is probably not how ripping across time and space would actually work but ))
Hiro: (( fuck that who cares ))
: Myth [Hiro] is now Myth [Kalyke].
Ant: (( Since when did we obey the laws of physics here? ))
Philander Frisk: -wakes up on the couch-
Kalyke: "..."
Philander Frisk: hey there
Ant: "I'm so sorry about that...I- I don't know what's wrong with him."
Kalyke: He just stares into space. Or time and space.
Kalyke: "what the fuck just happened to me"
Philander Frisk: .....
Ant: "My psycho boyfriend....uh EX boyfriend just tried to scatter you across time and space"
Kalyke: "..."
Kalyke: "oh"
Kalyke: "i'll probably have to get jedidiah to kill him then"
Philander Frisk: that mean you looking for a new boyfriend? -pops up-
Kalyke: Kalyke gives PFrisk a "bitch he's mine" look before dialing a number on his phone.
Ant: "Uh...we JUST broke 2 minutes ago..."
Philander Frisk: -gets in a fetal position after that look-
Kalyke: "..."
Philander Frisk: ....
Kalyke: Indistinct phone chatter. Kalyke hangs up.
Ant: (( well I just found this: ))
: anonymous's connection timed out.
Ant: (( gn ))
: Ant [Ant] disconnected.
Philander Frisk: ((and now its quiet
: Myth [Kalyke] disconnected.
Philander Frisk: ((so quiet, not even laharel is on
: Philanderer Frisk [Philander Frisk] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].
Wandering Frisk: -sleeping on the couch-
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Wandering Frisk: (mornibg
MB!SwapMuffet: (the fact that I'm not banned implies that I didn't actually break rule 2 and my knee-jerk, panicy reaction last night was for naught)
MB!SwapMuffet: (thankfully)
MB!SwapMuffet: (mornin)
Wandering Frisk: ((what?
Wandering Frisk: ((must of missed something
Wandering Frisk: ((wahts up though
MB!SwapMuffet: (not much)
MB!SwapMuffet: (just woke up)
Wandering Frisk: ((doing that thing where its hard to get out of bed?
MB!SwapMuffet: (i mean yeah kinda but no this is just where my tablet is)
Wandering Frisk: ((no AD
Wandering Frisk: -sitting on the couch
: Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet] is now Monster Kid [Mk].
Mk: hey look it's this loser they sure do exist
Wandering Frisk: hi there
Wandering Frisk: -is a 20ish male frisk-
Wandering Frisk: ((its also Philanderer frisk, just changed the name
Mk: "Yo."
Wandering Frisk: hey I remember you
Wandering Frisk: we made out on waterfall
Mk: is a 18ish robotic 'whatever you feel like'-gender monster kid
Mk: "...uhhhh..."
Wandering Frisk: no? I guess not
Wandering Frisk: well you're not tryin to hurt me so I guess youre not the same monster kid
Mk: "I think I made out with somebody ON a waterfall once. Reset in the middle, of-fucking-course, but still.
Wandering Frisk: I'm hiding out here. How about you?
Mk: "I guess I'm kinda hiding? But it's not from, like, a person."
Mk: "I pretty much live here now."
Wandering Frisk: everyone back home wants to beat the shit out of me
Wandering Frisk: trying to find somewhere to hide out or a group that'll help me out
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Wandering Frisk: ((hey AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hey))
Jeska or Jukon: -is sleeping on the couch-
Mk: "Well..." they shrug. "We probably won't beat you up unless you do whatever you did there
Wandering Frisk: ((anything new?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nah))
Wandering Frisk: does sleeping with everyone count? cause that's what I did
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Mk: "Oh, we won't beat you up for that."
Wandering Frisk: I mean, I couldn't fight against them and win, so I pulled out the ole' charisma and got into with 'em
Wandering Frisk: bed with 'em*
Mk: "Lemme tell ya, it's bang city, Underground down here."
Wandering Frisk: sweet
Wandering Frisk: I know Undyne, Asgore, Toriel, Muftfet, Alphys, Snowdrake, Papyrus, Asriel, Chara, MK, heat flamesman, and more want to kick my ass
Wandering Frisk: Mettaton and Sans too, can't forgot them
Mk: "Heats flamesman? Seriously?"
Wandering Frisk: yeah,
Mk: "Gees."
Wandering Frisk: The Nice cream guy, Burgerpants, the dogs, and the Royal Guards,
Wandering Frisk: even the dummy and I made out, couldn't do much more
Wandering Frisk: but I found a group here where I can put my talents to use I think
Mk: "Man, you're a horny motherfucker."
Wandering Frisk: I mean, I'm a lover and they were all willing
Mk: "You said Toriel, so I mean that last part literally."
Wandering Frisk: sometimes, I barely had to say anything
Wandering Frisk: I'm pretty sure Undyne just well
Wandering Frisk: oh Toriel, she never wanted me to leave
Wandering Frisk: but I'm the Wander
Wandering Frisk: Wanderer*
Wandering Frisk: I jsut like being with others, what can I say -shrugs-
Mk: "I mean evidently a lot of stuff. But I get you."
Wandering Frisk: I don't have much money but I can work for some with the bakery group
Mk: "...ive been asleep for like five days I dunno what you mean."
Wandering Frisk: and get with that very adorable Grillby too, never got with mine
Wandering Frisk: oh you'll see a muffet character around, she has some lovelies working for her
Mk: "Huh. Aight."
Wandering Frisk: thinking about it warms my heart
Wandering Frisk: meeting so many lovely people, spending time with them. My soul burns for it
Wandering Frisk: what about you, what are you doing with your life
Mk: "Uhhh...sleeping. Staying in the bar. That's about it."
Mk: "I was roughing it out on my own in the wilderness before, I'm not."
Mk: "It really wasn't fun."
Wandering Frisk: you wanna have fun with me?
Mk: looks at Jakob. "Thought it was made easier with having a living trash can and toi-" they clear their throat
Mk: "Uh, sorry, this body really wasn't made with the requisite parts
Wandering Frisk: awww, oh well
Wandering Frisk: gonna have to start chargin people too
Mk: actually it totally was they're just a bit of a compulsive liar
Mk: "That good?"
Wandering Frisk: I mean, I like making people happy, but I gotta eat and live
Wandering Frisk: when I was with Alphys, who was so eager, I ate all her ramen afterwards
Mk: "Kinda rude."
Mk: "She lives solely off that shit, man."
Wandering Frisk: I know.....I didn't want to but I was so hungry and I had to money
Wandering Frisk: I think she is still mad at me about that
Wandering Frisk: anyways I'm just chillin here until that beautiful spider crawls down from her web
Mk: "Creepy." Kid said, only half-jokingly.
Wandering Frisk: yeah half expect her to drain me of my blood
Mk: "I don't think spiders do that."
Mk: "Not sure though."
Wandering Frisk: we'll see
Wandering Frisk: kind of cold, wanna cuddle up?
Mk: "I'm made of metal, dude. Not a lot of warmth from me.
Wandering Frisk: aww
: Monster Kid [Mk] is now Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet].
MB!SwapMuffet: walks in, yawning. "Bonjour, dearies."
Mk: raises a hand in greeting.
Wandering Frisk: Good moring Ma'am Beau
Wandering Frisk: Madame Beau*
Wandering Frisk: madame belle*
Wandering Frisk: ((shit,
MB!SwapMuffet: (literally not one word right)
MB!SwapMuffet: (out of two words)
Wandering Frisk: ((don't speak french
Wandering Frisk: -retcon
Wandering Frisk: Good morning Красивые женщины
MB!SwapMuffet: "I don't speak Russian, deary."
Mk: speaks neither French nor Russian. That's confusing.
Wandering Frisk: and I don't speak French
MB!SwapMuffet: "I suppose we're at an impass, then."
Wandering Frisk: I'll stick to English
MB!SwapMuffet: "I make no promises either way, cheri."
Wandering Frisk: Guess I'll have to do the same then -winks-
MB!SwapMuffet: "I certainly can't stop you."
Wandering Frisk: hows the business? is Grillby okay?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Fine, both ways. Grillby is still asleep. The business still has a scumbag in it, but we should be kicking him out tonight."
Wandering Frisk: really? who?
Wandering Frisk: and afterwards we can talk?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Gaster. I thought we'd had this talk already."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Those are the reforms we mentioned."
MB!SwapMuffet: "And we can talk any time you'd like."
Wandering Frisk: OH yyeah,
Wandering Frisk: sorr
Wandering Frisk: sorry*
Wandering Frisk: so how does this work? I'm not a fighter though
MB!SwapMuffet: "When our first plan fails, or simply doesn't succeed enough, simply try to convince him to leave. If that doesn't work out, we'll take it from there."
Wandering Frisk: you'll need employees right?
Wandering Frisk: I don't have a home and I need somewhere to live, and I can give what you are providing
MB!SwapMuffet: "Ah. Well, after tonight, me and grillby can help initiate you."
Wandering Frisk: -claps has hands- yaaaaa
Wandering Frisk: what are the details though
MB!SwapMuffet: glances at mk. "Not in here, deary."
Wandering Frisk: we can go elsewhere, not that I have anywhere else to be
MB!SwapMuffet: "Look, let us discuss the circumstances of your employment later. We're in no rush, deary."
Wandering Frisk: oh okay
Wandering Frisk: sorry, just a bit eager
MB!SwapMuffet: "Understandable."
Wandering Frisk: Grillby, does he like me? I feel like he doesn't
MB!SwapMuffet: "I have no idea where you're getting that, deary. By all appearances, he seems to like you quite a bit."
Wandering Frisk: really? thats good
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Wandering Frisk: hes so cute :)
Wandering Frisk: ((hey again
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Wandering Frisk: ((.....
MB!SwapMuffet: "I think so."
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Wandering Frisk: I can't stop thinking about him......are you two together though?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Indeed. We don't judge much if we have sex lives outside of that, though." she smiled. "Obviously."
Wandering Frisk: -seems to be day dreaming-
Wandering Frisk: is that female goat part of your group too
MB!SwapMuffet: "Fanta? She's an employee, yes. But not like me, grillby, and- regrettably-Gaster are."
Wandering Frisk: -lies back on the couch- I can't wait
MB!SwapMuffet: "It's always nice to have enthusiasm. Especially in this business."
Mk: has no idea what the hell these two are talking about
Wandering Frisk: -might be naive, stupid, or sincere, either why, he seems to want to do this
Wandering Frisk: just wish I had someone to cuddle up to right now
MB!SwapMuffet: "I suppose I wouldn't be opposed." m
Wandering Frisk: -smiles- really?
MB!SwapMuffet: "If I didn't mean it, I wouldn't have put it in such a blase manner, deary."
Wandering Frisk: -hugs her- Yaaaa
MB!SwapMuffet: is unfazed
MB!SwapMuffet: is probably, like, two feet shorter than him
Wandering Frisk: -he is 5'6'
Wandering Frisk: -short
Wandering Frisk: -lies down on the couch while here- you don't seem happy
MB!SwapMuffet: so eh only one then
MB!SwapMuffet: "There's a lot on my mind."
Wandering Frisk: anything I can do to help? hugs? massage? more?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Gaster, mettaton, Grillby, this rebellion I went and entangled myself into because I'm an idiot sometimes."
MB!SwapMuffet: rolls her eyes. "Well aren't you eager."
Wandering Frisk: just trying to help....I'm.....not really good for much else
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, hush, deary. Just because you're good at something doesn't mean it's all you're good at."
Wandering Frisk: -nuzzles into her- thanks
Wandering Frisk: but if you need me to do something, outside of that, let me know, I'll try
MB!SwapMuffet: puts two of her arms on frisk. "Of course. Would you like anything deary? Wine? Coffee? Tea? Whatever strikes your fancy."
Wandering Frisk: -his stomach growls- hehe, anything would be good Ma'am
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Wandering Frisk: ((oi
Fanta: ((Ayy
MB!SwapMuffet: chuckles
Fanta: is still a puddle
MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, I'll find something." She stands up, heading through the anydoor. She comes back a bit later with tea and croissants. "Here. On the house." she says, sitting back down.
Wandering Frisk: -he begins to eat them- these are so good
MB!SwapMuffet: "We couldn't make a profit if they weren't." muffet said, shrugging
Wandering Frisk: -is getting himself involved in the group Fanta-
Fanta: starts reforming, yawning a bit
Wandering Frisk: I haven't eaten in awhile
Wandering Frisk: its nice to get some food
MB!SwapMuffet: "You haven't...deary, if you were starving, why didn't you tell us earlier?"
Fanta: reforms, sitting on the couch
Wandering Frisk: I don't want to beg
MB!SwapMuffet: "We run a BAKERY, we could have helped."
Wandering Frisk: -shuffles awkwardly- I don't have any more money, and I thought I'd have to buy
MB!SwapMuffet: "Normally, yes, but I can at least make one exception for somebody dying of starvation."
MB!SwapMuffet: "I used to run a charity, deary, I understand."
Wandering Frisk: thanks I really appreciate it
Wandering Frisk: -eats everything he as given-
Wandering Frisk: Hi there -waves to Fanta,-
Wandering Frisk: -hes a 20ish male Frisk, 5'7-
MB!SwapMuffet: "No problem. Well, once you're hired, it shouldn't be an issue. We provide free room and board to our employees, as well as free food. As long as they can do their job, at the very least."
Fanta: Oh, hey there
Wandering Frisk: We're going to be co workers soon :)
Fanta: Well, it's nice to meet you then
Wandering Frisk: I'm Frisk
Wandering Frisk: new here, been wandering around for awhile
Fanta: I'm Asriel, but people call me Fanta
Barchar: also she's here but, you know, obviously
Wandering Frisk: Its nice to meet you :)
Fanta: Mhm
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Fanta: ((Ayy
: ((ayy
Wandering Frisk: ((oi
MB!SwapMuffet: (ey frisko disco)
: ((
Wandering Frisk: how do you like it so far Fanta? it sounds good
Fanta: ((I think Laharl passed out again
MB!SwapMuffet: (the correct method of BOS interaction)
Fanta: It's a lot of fun
Fanta: Don't know how the men fare, though
Mk: is the one person in this room who doesn't know what's going on
Wandering Frisk: does Grillby have good business? I go all ways
MB!SwapMuffet: "We don't discriminate on job quality based on gender, deary."
: ((fuck looking for technology
: ((i'd rather beat up shit with technology
Fanta: That's good
Wandering Frisk: I'll do what I can
MB!SwapMuffet: "That would be rather cold of us."
MB!SwapMuffet: "And let me assure you, we're all much more interested in being hot. Croissant?" she asked, offering one to Fanta.
Fanta: Sure
Fanta: takes one, "Thanks"
MB!SwapMuffet: "De rien, cheri."
Fanta: eats
Wandering Frisk: -snuggles into Muffet- your accent is beautiful
MB!SwapMuffet: "Mmn. Thank you." she said, finishing her cup of tea.
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Wandering Frisk: -yawns- that tea is knockn me out
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MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, feel free to sleep if you wish. Methinks you might stay up a while, tonight."
Wandering Frisk: thanks, I'm looking forward to it
Wandering Frisk: -doses off while snuggling with muffet
: ((
Fanta: leans on AD, who I presume is on couch
Jeska or Jukon: -has been sleeping with AD-
Fanta: rip then
Fanta: leans back
: (("Heeey Preston, I'm just gonna take the toilet in order to power a teleportation device, okay?" "JUST LET ME MARK A DAMN SETTLEMENT ON YOUR FUCKING MAP FRISKY OH MY FUCK"))
MB!SwapMuffet: ("But Preston the Institute is a settlement")
Barchar: is probably near ad too
: ((I'm building the teleportation device for my new character and there's fucking wires everywhere
: ((if that was irl it would be harder to get through those wires than get to the Institute
MB!SwapMuffet: (really to get to the Institute you just have to dig)
MB!SwapMuffet: (i mean they have drills, the dunwich borers exist)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: was inbetween both Jukon and Barchar last I knew.
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Jeska or Jukon: -awakens
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Barchar: sounds right
MB!SwapMuffet: wraps two of her arms around Frisk, willing to sit there until he woke up or Grillby started the plan
Barchar: her eyes thrust open, and she scooches away from ad, babbling
Wandering Frisk: -is asleep in Muffet's arms, smiling away-
Wandering Frisk: -wakes up though, rather groggy-
Wandering Frisk: -yawns- is it time to wake up?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, you were asleep for approximately ten minutes. So..."
Wandering Frisk: oh.......well Imma nap somemore then -immediately falls back to sleep after saying that
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. Mildly impressive."
MB!SwapMuffet: (ayyyynon)
Wandering Frisk: -seems rather happy all things considered-
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Jeska or Jukon: ((oi chime
Gaster: ((hi
MB!SwapMuffet: he is basically sleeping in the arms of his (fairly attractive) new boss, so, hey, shock of shocks
MB!SwapMuffet: (hey chime)
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UF!Grillby: walks in. He looks like he didn't get much sleep last night.
Wandering Frisk: -is sleep in the arms of Muffet
MB!SwapMuffet: "Bonjour, mon cheri." muffet said, adjusting her glasses
UF!Grillby: sits down next to Muffet. "Hey."
MB!SwapMuffet: "You don't look very well rested."
UF!Grillby: shakes his head. "That [i]thing[/i] here last night gave me nightmares."
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: ((hi chime
UF!Grillby: ((hey frisky
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, my." she says, tilting her head. "I'm sorry. I know that certain things can be a...
MB!SwapMuffet: Touchy subject for you. "
UF!Grillby: Yeah... It didn't even bother me until I realized just what it could do.
MB!SwapMuffet: smiles. "I still have for arms free."
UF!Grillby: grins. "And I've got both free." He scoots a little closer to Muffet.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, doesn't that work out." she said, wrapping another two around grillby. "I brought croissants if you're hungry. Frisk was starving. Literally."
Wandering Frisk: -yawns and rolls over-
UF!Grillby: Mmmh, okay.
UF!Grillby: holds his hand out.
Wandering Frisk: -wakes up yawning- uhhhh I can't sleep
UF!Grillby: Maybe that's because you're hungry.
Wandering Frisk: oh grillby! how are you?
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UF!Grillby: I've been better.
Wandering Frisk: awwww, I'm sorry.
Wandering Frisk: can I help?
UF!Grillby: Not unless you can cure nightmares.
MB!SwapMuffet: lets go of Frisk.
Wandering Frisk: -almost seems like a puppy with how eager he is-
Wandering Frisk: -sits up next to the two
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Wandering Frisk: hmmmm, I don't know how
UF!Grillby: Well, that's a shame.
Wandering Frisk: perhaps we should watch a movie
UF!Grillby: What do you have in mind?
Wandering Frisk: I did that with Alphys once
UF!Grillby: ((wfrisk: SHARK BOY AND LAVAGIRL
Wandering Frisk: ((is pfrisk btw, changed the name, hated philanderer
UF!Grillby: ((I saw
Wandering Frisk: hmmmmm,
MB!SwapMuffet: (close your eyes shut your mouth meme a meme and get us ut)
MB!SwapMuffet: (i watched that shit daily as a kid I don't know why it's just suddenly become a meme)
MB!SwapMuffet: (but I'm happy about it)
UF!Grillby: ((that whole movie is meme bait
UF!Grillby: ((along with spy kids
Wandering Frisk: how about beauty and the beast?
MB!SwapMuffet: (those movies are weird)
UF!Grillby: shrugs. "Sounds good to me."
MB!SwapMuffet: (i remember them being pretty alright, but...very strange)
UF!Grillby: ((did you know machete and spy kids are in the same universe
UF!Grillby: ((i like to think sharkboy and lavagirl took place there too
MB!SwapMuffet: (obvs)
MB!SwapMuffet: (avengers-style crossover when)
Wandering Frisk: -puts the movie on and cuddles back up
Wandering Frisk: ((gonna go to bed unless I'm needed quickly
UF!Grillby: I haven't watched anything animated in a while...
UF!Grillby: ((Okay, get your sleep
Wandering Frisk: ((see you in a while
Wandering Frisk: -doses off again, somehow, with the two
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UF!Grillby: ((i was gonna quote the dream song but decided not to
MB!SwapMuffet: looks at Frisk, chuckling. "Didn't take him long to integrate with us, did it?"
UF!Grillby: shakes his head. "Nah. I think he'll fit right in."
MB!SwapMuffet: "He's certainly eager for the job."
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UF!Grillby: Yeah.
UF!Grillby: He offered to service me last night, if you can believe it.
MB!SwapMuffet: "I very much can."
MB!SwapMuffet: "He actually gave me the same proposition, offhandedly. He certainly won't need much training."
UF!Grillby: Oh, yes... he's certainly eager for the job, and well.... we're going to have some slots to fill.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes...
MB!SwapMuffet: Indeed."
UF!Grillby: ... We should do away with those collars.
UF!Grillby: We'll just think of another way to call our employees when they're needed.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Aww. I thought they looked nice. But I see your point."
UF!Grillby: Now, now, they can wear their own collars if they want.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Mmn. Fair."
MB!SwapMuffet: "We want to force as little on them as possible."
: ((
UF!Grillby: Yeah... I get the feeling there's going to be a lot more changes down the road, too.
MB!SwapMuffet: sighs. "We have quite a bit to fix."
UF!Grillby: But, you know... It feels like a weight's being lifted off of me just by talking about this.
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MB!SwapMuffet: "Indeed. It's nice to get these burdens with the way things are run off our backs. Especially for me..." she mutters.
UF!Grillby: rubs Muffet's back gently, then kisses her forehead.
MB!SwapMuffet: winces slightly at the back rub. "Careful, cheri. That's annoyingly sensitive."
UF!Grillby: Ah, right. Sorry.
MB!SwapMuffet: "It's okay. You don't mean to do it." she put a bit of emphasis on the pronoun.
UF!Grillby: It's just a force of habit, really. An affectionate gesture I'm used to doing.
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MB!SwapMuffet: "Of course. As I said, I don't blame you when you do it. To most, that would be comforting. Most do not have scars in the shape of their most hated enemy's face."
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UF!Grillby: ... You think we could get some sort of surgery to get those removed?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Possibly. Though, that might require a fair bit of uncomfortable explanation. But it's certainly an idea."
UF!Grillby: Well, then we'll find a surgeon who doesn't ask where they came from.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Honestly, I'd be surprised if NOBODY under our employ had some form of medical training."
: ((ello anon
UF!Grillby: Me too. There's got to be someone who knows their way around a scalpel.
MB!SwapMuffet: "At least enough to cut off scarred skin."
UF!Grillby: And maybe graft more on. I wouldn't want your back to look worse.
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UF!Grillby: ((heyo
Fanta: ((Ayy
MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, fine point."
: ((ayy
UF!Grillby: just nods and leans back, enjoying the calm before the storm if you will.
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MB!SwapMuffet: "Haah...we're going to have fun tonight."
UF!Grillby: Oh, yes indeed.
MB!SwapMuffet: leans back as well, faltering a bit before she hit the back of the couch. She could ignore that gentle sting, but...not easily.
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UF!Grillby: ... You know, sometimes I wonder how he and I were friends.
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UF!Grillby: I guess he appealed to my love of earning money. He offered me a way to get rich.
MB!SwapMuffet: "He had some sort of charisma back then that he's lost over the years. Nowadays I wouldn't trust him near enough to me to have made the scars."
UF!Grillby: Yeah, that's true, too. He used to always be this super smooth, suave guy. Heh, no wonder he got me to be his friend. I wanted to be like that too, I guess.
MB!SwapMuffet: "He is a-Excusez mon français-fucking asshole."
UF!Grillby: laughs out loud, his flames crackling as he does so. "You're forgiven."
MB!SwapMuffet: she smiles. "Good. I was worried for a second~"
UF!Grillby: Ah, like I'd stay mad at you...
MB!SwapMuffet: "There's a first for everything, cheri."
UF!Grillby: frowns. "So what, you want me to be mad at you?"
Fanta: ((There's a department store in pokemon reborn that is members only
Fanta: ((You get stickers to unlock more floors
Fanta: ((At the top is "executive rest and relaxation"
UF!Grillby: ((oh myyyyy
Fanta: ((And this game would do it too
MB!SwapMuffet: "Of course not. But a girl can worry."
MB!SwapMuffet: (at the top, you see a very strange looking spinirak)
MB!SwapMuffet: (isn't shiny spinirak purple, too?)
UF!Grillby: ((And a chandelure, since that's the only purple fire i can think of
Fanta: ((Shinies are weird in this game
Fanta: ((For example, shiny aegislash is just a bloody sword
MB!SwapMuffet: (that isn't that game slarv)
MB!SwapMuffet: (that's the actual shiny aegislash)
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Fanta: ((Wait what
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Kalyke: (( yo
Fanta: ((Yo
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MB!SwapMuffet: (that is aegislash's actual, real, official shiny color scheme)
Fanta: ((Nonono
Fanta: ((Not a red edge
Fanta: ((Blood splatters
MB!SwapMuffet: (oh okay)
MB!SwapMuffet: (so they took his actual color scheme and cranked up the edge)
MB!SwapMuffet: (gotcha)
Fanta: ((This whole game is edgy
Kalyke: (( Edgy asf
Fanta: ((Tuurists
MB!SwapMuffet: "...When do you wish to start? As far as I'm concerned, the sooner we get that [i]connard[/i] out of our establishment, the better."
UF!Grillby: Well, I'd like to start when we can get that Underfell Mettaton with us.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. True. Him and frisk."
UF!Grillby: Buuuut.... if it gets to it, we could probably improvise.
MB!SwapMuffet: "I mean, again, if things devolve into violence, I'd almost rather we pull the trigger on Brainwash before she misfires."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Mettaton will get his revenge either way."
UF!Grillby: nods.
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Fanta: ((>When ur pokemon gets over the level cap during the gym fight but u win so its ok
Fanta: ((Laharl you lied Florina was easy as shit once I got past ferroseed
Fanta: ((Wingull was a godsend for breloom
Fanta: ((And somehow managed to beat cradily
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: ((Hello.))
Fanta: ((Ayy
Fanta: ((I didnt say time
Fanta: ((I swear
: ((It's fine.))
: ((Just don't IP ban me.))
: ((/s
Fanta: ((I'm still sorry about that
: ((Nah man, it's chill.))
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: ((Hello.))
Kalyke: (( I've become desensitized to hot Cheetos. Also, hello Time ))
: ((Hot Cheetos? That's nothing.))
Kalyke: (( Exactly ))
: ((Try the Carolina Reaper.))
: ((Now that's a challenge.))
Kalyke: (( xD ))
: ((Another challenge is to not anger a cow. If you do anger the cow, you're gonna be the ribeye.))
: ((Oh, and never anger a Devil Cow.))
: ((Heard that guy could shapeshift.))
: ((Fucking demon got smashed by a massive golem.))
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Kalyke: (( [url=]"methylsoleucine"[/url] ))
: ((Hello.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hi.))
: ((Also, that's true.))
Kalyke: (( "FUCK IT I'M MAKING METH" -Totally me ))
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: Timeywim [Dr. Kassie ] is now Timeywim [Dr. Kassie].
Dr. Kassie: ((Whoopsie doopie.))
Fanta: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Fanta: ((Editing the 2nd boss sprite
Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep on the couch.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cool))
Fanta: ((It's time for Giant Spider!Shoe
Fanta: is sitting next to him
Dr. Kassie: Now, this woman walks into the bar. There's really nothing too special about her if anybody glanced to say hello, but she was indeed wearing a lab coat. A pretty fancy one too, if you ask me. There was some sort of logo on the top right of it, and she appears to have a black undershirt. Black and white, yin yang, white and black, whities gotta pay, whatever. Anyways, as to save time and to not create a four hundred lined paragraph, she glances around the bar before shrugging and sitting down at a booth. She really had no real business here, but her 'study partner' told her about this place and all the kind and odd people here. The whole place seemed to be quiet. It was quite surprising actually, wasn't it.. 2:45 PM? Or 12:44 PM? Who knows.
Kalyke: (( Oh yes paragraphs ))
Dr. Kassie: ((Oh boy.))
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Dr. Kassie: ((Itsy bitsy Shoe climbing down the water spout, some rain and stuff killed him, and now the bitch is gone.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Kalyke: Kalyke walks into the bar, still a bit shocked after being ripped across time and space by an everything-defying button. He looked at everyone in the bar. "uh, hi everyone"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits up, staying nea the two people who were sleeping next to him.
Kalyke: (( Too lazy to write a paragraph but trying to avoid doing "/me walks in" ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: near*
Dr. Kassie: She looks up at the somebody she didn't know yet. "Hello."
Dr. Kassie: ((Now we know that I'm not lazy.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy. Who might you be?"
Dr. Kassie: ((Unlike AD.))
Kalyke: (( lol ))
Fanta: Oh, hey Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Fanta."
Dr. Kassie: ((Seriously, AD goes to sleep like four times per-day.))
Dr. Kassie: ((I'm worried for his health.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shhhsh))
Kalyke: (( I am most definitely concerned. ))
Dr. Kassie: ((AD could have lower back pain, strokes, heart disease, and even diabetes.))
Kalyke: (( Time knows this shit ))
Barchar: just makes him take a lot of naps cause she's kind of weird
Barchar: ya know in case you somehow didn't freaking notice
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Y'know what that worksbecause i have no other excuse))
Dr. Kassie: Then Barchar could kill AD incidentally.
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Barchar: nah she knows how this shit works
Kalyke: "..."
MB!SwapMuffet: gconsidering the fact that barchar was basically created as an answer to this exact ossue)
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Dr. Kassie: Alright. Let's hope that AD won't have to roleplay a heart attack.
Kalyke: Oh boy.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: leans on AD, looking at the newcomer
Dr. Kassie: Anyways, she's just sitting there. Likely thinking.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: waskes Dr, Kassie who they were.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: asked*
Kalyke: Kalyke sits at a booth and idly looks at his phone, sipping from a can of Slurm.
Dr. Kassie: She looks over to AD. "Ah, I'm afraid we haven't met."
Dr. Kassie: "I am Dr. Kassie, and I study different timelines."
Barchar: "Oh, this is a good place for that!"
Dr. Kassie: She is guilty to staying in the Candyland timeline a little too much, though.
Dr. Kassie: "Oh, goodie good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up and walks over, to shake their hand. He says "Nice to meet you, Kassie." as he extends his hand.
Barchar: "There's, like, 10 different time lines just in the dang room,"
Dr. Kassie: She extends her hand and shakes the furry hand.
Dr. Kassie: She lets go.
Asriel_Dreemurr: has a soft smile.
Dr. Kassie: "Nice to meet you, mister...?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Dr. Kassie: "I'm asking for your name."
Dr. Kassie: "Mister Doodie Doo, for example."
Barchar: "Asriel. Pretty much any male goat you see is Asriel."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asriel. Asriel Dreemurr."
Kalyke: "..." Kalyke is glowing a faint green, possibly the result of his rapid Slurm consumption. Kalyke is a male goat.
Dr. Kassie: "Nice to meet you, Mister Dreemurr."
Barchar: said pretty much
Dr. Kassie: ((Kalyke doesn't like to be called Asriel because he isn't as real as him.))
Kalyke: (( Eh ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can call me Asriel, if you'd like."
Dr. Kassie: "Are you sure you're real, Asriel?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bout 99% sure."
Dr. Kassie: "Good, then you're as riel as it gets."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, you just shook my ha-"
Kalyke: He laughs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh goddamnit."
Barchar: "Pretty much the only person who isn't real here is me."
Dr. Kassie: "Language, young sir."
Kalyke: (( TFA: well i'm dead so ))
Barchar: has heard that fucking pun so. Many. Times.
Kalyke: (( TFA: rest in pieces me ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You're gonna have to get used to language."
Kalyke: "watch your fucking profanity"
Dr. Kassie: "I already have."
Barchar: (Barchar: "Too soon" )
Kalyke: (( RIP TFA ))
Kalyke: (( Rest in pieces ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but I'm old enough to drink, Ithink it's fine if I say 'Damn'"
Dr. Kassie: "True."
Kalyke: (( Plot twist AD is under 21 ))
Dr. Kassie: "I'm fine with language, though!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: 'Either way, nice to meet you"
Dr. Kassie: "Nice to meet you, too."
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles, and takes a seat next to them.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, you're doing some research?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "
Kalyke: Kalyke is glowing a really bright green now. Don't drink too much Slurm.
Dr. Kassie: "Not right now. I recently fought a thousand carnivourous guinea pigs with my automatic shotgun."
Dr. Kassie: "It wasn't fun."
Dr. Kassie: "Well, not exactly a thousand."
Dr. Kassie: "More like one and a half."
Dr. Kassie: "Or five thousand."
Dr. Kassie: "Either way, it wasn't a fun time."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Geez."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Surprised your labcoat is still so clean after that."
Dr. Kassie: "My labcoat is amazing in many ways, darling. It's stainproof. All liquid just falls off of it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: really wants to test that now.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's cool."
Dr. Kassie: "It repels liquid."
Kalyke: (( hydrophobic surface ))
Dr. Kassie: "It's made with a hydrophobic fabric."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, when you begin your research, is there anyway I could help?"
Dr. Kassie: "What do you mean, 'research'? Going somewhere or just plain notes?"
Florinia: The lady from before walks into the bar again, sitting down and starting up her notes again.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know, I was just asking if there was a way I could help you."
Kalyke: He waves at Florinia.
Florinia: 'Initiating testing phase 2:Simulating battle with nearby inhabitants. Have brought rental pokemon to compensate for possible lack of armaments.'
Dr. Kassie: ((Watch out Laharl, I've heard that a few people will use 'PSI Bitchkill' on you.))
Florinia: ((Wat))
Dr. Kassie: ((Think of Dr. Andonuts.))
Dr. Kassie: ((Then think of PSI Bitchkill.))
Dr. Kassie: ((Put the two together.))
Florinia: (( I know what that is but-))
Dr. Kassie: She shrugs.
Dr. Kassie: "Maybe."
Florinia: ((PSI Bitchnuts?))
Kalyke: He continues to glow a bright as fuck green. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH SLURM and maybe don't watch too much Futurama
Dr. Kassie: ((That would involve getting shanked in the nuts with a Piss Shit Institute Female Dog.))
Dr. Kassie: "I go around a bunch of places."
Dr. Kassie: "I even found Candyland, once."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Dr. Kassie: She reaches into her pockets, and pulls out this candy cane.
Kalyke: He turns around to Dr. Kassie and AD. "candyland? people say that i live in futurama"
Dr. Kassie: "For example."
Kalyke: He's still holding a can of Slurm.
Dr. Kassie: She hands the candy cane to AD, and looks to Kalyke.
Dr. Kassie: "Huh."
Dr. Kassie: "Interesting."
Asriel_Dreemurr: m takes the cane, looking to Kalyke.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, you're green."
Dr. Kassie: "My friend loves that show."
Kalyke: "wait, what, i am"
Dr. Kassie: "And you're green."
Kalyke: He looks at his arm, which is glowing green.
Dr. Kassie: "You might have to consult a doctor."
Kalyke: "what the fuck"
Kalyke: He's also a bit...radioactive right now.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyways, what's with the candy cane?"
Dr. Kassie: "..You might have a severe case of phossy jaw."
Dr. Kassie: She looks back at AD.
Florinia: ((If anyone feels like fighting Florina. Theres a website to simulate pokemon battles))
Dr. Kassie: "That's from Candyland."
Dr. Kassie: "It's really good."
Fanta: ((Laharl
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...okay."
Dr. Kassie: "It's not processed, either."
Fanta: ((Florinia was easy as shit
Kalyke: "..."
Florinia: ((Yes?))
Kalyke: "phossy jaw?"
Florinia: ((Lemme guess.))
Fanta: ((Although I probably got mad lucky
Dr. Kassie: She looks back at Kalyke.
Florinia: ((Marshstomp or Trubbish))
Dr. Kassie: "It involves being around a certain chemical for too long."
Fanta: ((Marshtomp was pretty useless actually
Fanta: ((Wingull was a godsend
Kalyke: "oh" He looks at the can of Slurm.
Florinia: ((Any flying type shits on the gym))
Florinia: ((Except for Cradily))
Dr. Kassie: "There could possibly be white phosphorous in that."
Dr. Kassie: "I'm not sure."
Fanta: ((I got cradily confused and knocked out 75% of its health
Dr. Kassie: "You shouldn't drink it."
Kalyke: "oh"
Asriel_Dreemurr: hands back the candy cane, and says "Yeah, I'dstop drinking that stuff."
Kalyke: He immediately drops the can of Slurm.
Dr. Kassie: She hands back the candy cane to AD.
Dr. Kassie: "That's yours."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, thanks!"
Dr. Kassie: She nods.
Dr. Kassie: "No problem. I have tons of candy to spare."
Asriel_Dreemurr: starts to eat it, of course.
Florinia: ((I had Gulpin just use toxic on it))
Fanta: ((Gulpin don't have that yet for me
Dr. Kassie: The candycane tastes better than any candycane you've ever tasted. Likely because it's made from real stuff.
Florinia: ((Learns it in the early twenties. Best damn move it gets))
Florinia: ((Use it to shit on all the unfair fights))
Florinia: ((Like the Level 85 Arceus you'll have to fight halfway through the game))
Asriel_Dreemurr: sucks on the candy cane.
Fanta: ((Ok then
Kalyke: (( Oh bby u suck on dat reel gud ))
Dr. Kassie: That's not gay at all.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: *Faps*))
Asriel_Dreemurr: has been with a guy to be fair.
Dr. Kassie: Oh yeah, that bastard who keeps on dying.
Asriel_Dreemurr: also eats candy canes like a normal human being, and doesn't just bithe them.
Dr. Kassie: True, true.
Dr. Kassie: More like a normal monster being.
Dr. Kassie: Anywho.
Fanta: looks at him sucking on the candy cane
Florinia: Florina continues writing notes, occasionally sending out a pokemon to test things in the area.
Dr. Kassie: "Do you like it?"
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Florinia: There is currently a breloom punching the table to test how tables would affect the battle arena.
Florinia: Reborn's big gimmick is arenas. So Florina is looking for new ones.
Dr. Kassie: ((Fanta would be like, "That's what I'm gonna be doing to him."))
Dr. Kassie: ((After all, they used to be together.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, it's great."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Best candy cane I've had."
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes back to eating it.
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Dr. Kassie: She gives a quick smile, nodding. "That's good."
Kalyke: (( I might get a record for playing one of the first male goats that aren't some sort of Asriel ))
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Dr. Kassie: ((Indeed.))
Barchar: (I'm going to regret typing this)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god))
Barchar: "Why can't I be that candy cane?" she mutters
Kalyke: (( OH bby ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: can't hear this I assume.
Dr. Kassie: ((oh bby
Barchar: let's just go with he cant
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Asriel_Dreemurr: could have heard it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: but it's ur choice.
Dr. Kassie: ((Wouldn't that be vore?))
Barchar: I mean it's still clear she wants to fuck him without it, ad isn't an idiot
Dr. Kassie: ((AD is eating the candy cane.))
Barchar: needs to be into some weird shit dude she's LITERALLY SEEN IT ALL
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well, she wants me to suck her.))
Dr. Kassie: ((She doesn't have a penis.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She can get a penis))
Dr. Kassie: ((Oh, yeah.))
Kalyke: (( "She can get a penis" -AD 2016 ))
Dr. Kassie: ((She's in that body.))
Dr. Kassie: ((Which means she has a penis.))
Barchar: can have whatever u want bby ;)
Asriel_Dreemurr: isn't sucking on the candy cane sensually, but you know, how do you avoid making sucking on anything look sexual.
Barchar: actually bazzy has shape-shifting abilities, so...yeah. Not quite so versatile as an amalgamate, but...she can arrange things
Florinia: With a banana.
Kalyke: With two bananas.
Dr. Kassie: With three bananas.
Florinia: And one more banana for scale.
Barchar: with as many bananas as you want hun
Kalyke: oh bby
Dr. Kassie: Oh baby.
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and sits by Barchar on the couch, will with the candy cane.
Kalyke: the incorrect use of /me is why we cannot have nice things
Dr. Kassie: She watches AD.
Florinia: t'Testing with Yggdrasil is permitted, but not reccomended. Until further notice testing will only take place with normally sized pokemon.'
Asriel_Dreemurr: just did this because they weren't talking, and stuff.
Kalyke: He looks at everyone in the bar and goes back to drinking Slurm, even though he really shouldn't.
Barchar: can use /me however she fucking wants bucko
Fanta: fuk u bloo
Dr. Kassie: She gets up, and sits down next to Bar Chara and AD.
Barchar: "Hi ad how ya doin'"
Dr. Kassie: "I haven't met you, other goat."
Barchar: "Hi Dr. Kassie how ya doin'"
Fanta: wonders which other goat
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes the candy cane out of his mouth, and responds "Doing great." He puts it back in.
Dr. Kassie: "Fine."
Barchar: actually she's changed the body to look like a chara now. Sorry, probably should have mentioned thst
Dr. Kassie: bar chafucka
Barchar: can look like the goat tho
Dr. Kassie: She looks to Fanta.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chafucka))
Dr. Kassie: "Hello, other other goat."
Dr. Kassie: "What's your name?"
Dr. Kassie: ((Yep.))
Fanta: I'm Asriel, but people call me Fanta
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're in a way the same person."
Dr. Kassie: "Like the soda?"
Fanta: For some reason
Asriel_Dreemurr: in an implied way had take. The candy cane out of his mouth.
Florinia: A pokeball falls off the table and rolls over to the group at the couch. Florina doesn't seem to notice it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Taken*
Kalyke: (( gtg ))
Dr. Kassie: ((Bye.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks it up.
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Florinia: It's got a giant sticker on the back, with a bomb.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Holy shit."
Florinia: And little explosion decals.
Dr. Kassie: "Nice to meet you, Fanta. I am Dr. Kassie, if you didn't hear that already."
Barchar: "...that seems like a bad."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's a pokeball."
Barchar: "Is that an electrode?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Might be."
Dr. Kassie: She looks at the Pokèball.
Dr. Kassie: "Huh."
Barchar: "Or just a bomb shaped like a pokeball?"
Dr. Kassie: "That's weird."
Florinia: ((Note: The first gym leader, Juolia, is friends with Florina and the epitome of 'Kaboom' and 'Leroy Jenkins'))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's kinda small for an electrode."
Florinia: Florina doesn't seem to notice the pokeball is missing, currently writing notes.
Barchar: "Maybe it's a pokeball that holds an electrode?"
Dr. Kassie: "Throw it."
Dr. Kassie: "I dare you."
Dr. Kassie: She grins.
Asriel_Dreemurr: throws it.
Barchar: "Outside."
Dr. Kassie: "Too late for that."
Barchar: "Or not okay"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well too late now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: stands up.
Florinia: It releases an electrode, the ball opens with a custom sound effect, of some kind of recorded message of an airheaded-sounding girl going 'KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
Dr. Kassie: She chuckles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh it was an electrode."
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Dr. Kassie: "Wow."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
Florinia: Florina looks to the side, noticing the pokemon is missing. She quickly runs over and returns the pokemon. "Please refrain from releasing Pokemon that I am currently being loaned."
Barchar: "I knew it! Except, like, I knew it without KNOWING it like I usually do."
Florinia: The end of the message: 'BOOOOOOOOOM' still plays through the air.
Dr. Kassie: "I once had a small loan of a million dollars."
Dr. Kassie: "Good times."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, sorry."
Florinia: Her desk has tons of pokeballs on it, with different stickers and decals on it. They have named written on them. Of various gym leaders.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll not do that next time."
Dr. Kassie: "Anyways, sorry Asriel for making you do that."
Florinia: "Forgiveness is accepted. Please refrain from opening that which is not yours in future circumstances, if you wish to see a pokemon, you may ask."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I could have said no, Kassie, don't have to apologize."
Florinia: "Except for the specimen Electrode. I do not wish for Joulia's pokemon to level the entire building."
Dr. Kassie: "It's just proper manners, Asriel."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits back down, retuning to eating his candy cane.
Asriel_Dreemurr: can probably shank a bitch with this Canada cane now.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((CANADA?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((CANDY*))
Florinia: ((Slarv is free to use Fern if he wants.))
Dr. Kassie: ((First we had Canadian Bacon, now it infected candy canes?))
Dr. Kassie: ((Also, I just started drinking some Fanta.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on BarChar as he does so."
Barchar: (a Canada cane apologizes for being too minty)
Barchar: has no reason whatsoever to protest this lean
Dr. Kassie: "So, you're a leaner?"
Florinia: A pokeball is thrown out. A large crobat is released.
Dr. Kassie: "Oh, wow."
Dr. Kassie: She glances at the Crobat.
Florinia: It uses air cutter, and slices through the air. Leaving a nice indent in the wall. 'Flying type attacks seem to have no change in strength, positively or negatively.'
Dr. Kassie: She also waits for AD to respond.
Florinia: ((Note:In the Reborn Region, it's not uncommon for trainers to learn how to fight themselves. As the entire region is filled with gangsters, ferocious pokemon, etc))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I lean a lot."
Barchar: "Most asriels are."
Dr. Kassie: "Cool."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Usually people like soft goat people leaning on them."
Florinia: ((While she's weak compared to her pokemon, she can disable an opponent with some skill))
Dr. Kassie: "Let's start a leaning train."
Dr. Kassie: She leans on AD.
Florinia: Florina then throws out what looks like a familiar pokeball.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fanta: *Fucks AD* Waitdid I screw it up))
Florinia: Yggdrasil the Cradily, the Cradily so big it extends up and out of the ceiling, is released. It's scary.
Barchar: (Fanta: "Ohhh, I thought you said 'fuck out AD'S brains! My bad!" )
Barchar: (Fanta: *glares at barchar*)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: nonono keep doing it))
Florinia: ((Brb playing and undertale Dating sim))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
Barchar: (Barchar: *thumbs up*)
Barchar: (CaU dating sim)
Barchar: (main character is barchar)
Barchar: (the asriels are all one partner)
Dr. Kassie: ((No, the main character is Asriel.))
Florinia: ((You die at the end))
Barchar: (their ending is basically the Golden ending)
Dr. Kassie: ((Asriel has the most porn.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((^))
Barchar: (oooh ooh)
Florinia: ((The only characters of mine that could be put in a dating sim are the twins/the duet))
Barchar: (if barchar got in a relationship with all the asriels)
Barchar: (she'd have a barcharem)
Florinia: ((Which basically refuse to be romanced unless you help out the other ones))
Florinia: ((Meaning Steel won't date unless you help Aluminum out with something, etc))
Florinia: ((Basically, if you want to get metal, you gotta go on a 5 hour fetchquest))
Dr. Kassie: ((Metal ass is hard to get.))
Dr. Kassie: "Goats are, indeed, very fluffy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And usually very kind."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They're like big sentient pillows."
Florinia: ((Brb dating Papyrus by accident))
Dr. Kassie: "That's right."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, not that, we'd be body pillows in that case."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: Quit testing me))
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Kalyke: "..."
Kalyke: (( [i][logs on and immediately sees "body pillows"][/i] ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I think I made this awkward."
Dr. Kassie: "I can say that I have never experienced this in my life."
Dr. Kassie: "And yes, it's a tad bit awkward, but it's fine."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Experienced what?"
Florinia: ((I'm about to fight a minor league wrestler))
Florinia: ((What kind of fucking dating sim is this))
Dr. Kassie: "Leaning on a goat."
Dr. Kassie: "A goat person."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((One where you wrestle))
Dr. Kassie: "That is kind."
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Florinia: ((I'm suplkexing her apparently?))
Kalyke: (( [i][panic at the disco quietly playing in the background][/i] ))
Dr. Kassie: ((Are you dating Undyne?))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, it's fun."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shoulda tried it out earlier."
Barchar: (Barchar: "Note to self. Find Asriel body pillow." )
Barchar: (AD: "Hot" )
Florinia: ((*The writing on the walls is an advertisement for a fast food chain))
Dr. Kassie: "I didn't want to make things awkward."
Florinia: ((*Sans is screaming internally))
Dr. Kassie: She grins awkwardly.
Dr. Kassie: "After all, I only just met you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I understand."
Dr. Kassie: ((Sans is Ness confirmed.))
Florinia: ((Okay, so the art in this game is shit))
Florinia: ((Papyrus looks like a stickman, and Frisk is made in MS Paint))
Florinia: ((But then theres Sans, who is so well drawn I dunno what to think))
Barchar: "Oh, we're experts in awkward. It's pretty much normal."
Dr. Kassie: ((Then get a dating simulator with better quality.))
Barchar: (prolly different artists)
Dr. Kassie: ((I'm sure there are some out there with Fanon Toriel.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Dr. Kassie: "Interesting."
Dr. Kassie: "That makes things feel less awkward, surprisingly."
Dr. Kassie: "You would think it would slightly make this conversation a bit more awkward."
Kalyke: "..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have you ever hugged a goat person?"
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Dr. Kassie: "Never."
Dr. Kassie: "Why would I?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because they are soft and cuddly."
Kalyke: Kalyke just sits there, glowing a bright blinding green at this point.
Dr. Kassie: "True true."
Dr. Kassie: ((Kalyke would be like, "I've hugged myself once. Does that count?"))
Barchar: "Goat people are just all-around amazing, dude."
Dr. Kassie: "I treat them like normal people."
Florinia: ((Only reason i'm playing this))
Florinia: ((Is because))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cuddly normal people."
Florinia: ((It has Red in it))
Dr. Kassie: "I can say that they're likable."
Kalyke: (( Kalyke is just like "..."
Kalyke: (( And then he sips even more Slurm ))
Dr. Kassie: ((And explodes.))
Dr. Kassie: ((Sending green stuff everywhere
Dr. Kassie: "Are you suggesting that I should hug you?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Dr. Kassie: "Well, okay."
Dr. Kassie: She hugs AD for exactly three seconds, before letting go.
Florinia: Florinia is just writing down notes.
Dr. Kassie: "I guess I underestimated how soft you were."
Dr. Kassie: "Maybe I should write that down when I go home."
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No more then three seconds, huh?"
Kalyke: ((
Dr. Kassie: She shrugs.
Dr. Kassie: "Well, I didn't want it to be awkward."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hugs aren't awkward when they are for science."
Dr. Kassie: "..Err, alright!"
Dr. Kassie: She hugs AD. Again.
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs back
Barchar: "Yup! Hug him as much as you want!" she gives Kassie a red-eye side glance. 'Don't push it.' she mouths
Asriel_Dreemurr: (Kass: Erm... Is Chara your girlfriend?))
Dr. Kassie: She glances at Bar Chara and gives a look that shows that she won't do anything more than that.
Kalyke: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ad: Na- Barchar: YES))
Barchar: thumbs up
Barchar: (Jukonb "AD, why didn't you tell me you wanted a threesome?" )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dude))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You have not read the boden logs yet have you))
Dr. Kassie: She just.. hugs AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is hugging back, softly.
Barchar: (no, I haven't)
Barchar: (has ad actually suggested a threesome with barchar)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No he's had a threesome with Jukon and Fanta))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But not in the bar so rip Barchar))
Barchar: (oh right that)
Barchar: (she cri)
Barchar: (unfortunately when/if she can go to different dimensions she won't be able to transfer her omnipresence, so she won't be able to go there and see all of the Asriel banging)
Barchar: (what she can do is pay for her own Asriel to bsng)
Asriel_Dreemurr: (9She could look at his memories cant she))
Barchar: (i mean if he let her I guess)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cant she do it without permission))
Dr. Kassie: ((So much fucking.))
Barchar: (barchar makes her living off of g dropped in couch cushions. She knows when it happens, and makes the rounds at night)
Barchar: (i mean, she PROBABLY could, but I imagine rooting through memories is harder to hide than just firing off chemicals)
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
Dr. Kassie: She eventually lets go.
Asriel_Dreemurr: si smiling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is*
Dr. Kassie: "It's like hugging an animal."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is it?"
Dr. Kassie: "But better, because it's similar to hugging a human."
Dr. Kassie: "An animal-human."
Dr. Kassie: "I wonder why people don't talk more about you guys in my timeline."
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We can also shoot fire from our hands."
Dr. Kassie: "Magic?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Dr. Kassie: "Oh, so you're Harry Potter now."
Dr. Kassie: She smirks.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smirks aswell.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't need a wand though.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "
Dr. Kassie: She makes a hand gesture.
Dr. Kassie: "Ooooh, magic."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, I was just pointing it out."
Erron: ((ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're the one who is studying other timelines."
Dr. Kassie: "I know!"
Dr. Kassie: ((Hello.))
Dr. Kassie: "I'm just jokin'."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is smiling, having knew that.
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Kalyke: (( yo
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have I helped at all with it?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, hugs are probably not the most important thing to know."
Dr. Kassie: "I now know there are fluffy goat people."
Robo-Frisk: -walks in- ...
Kalyke: He looks at RFrisk. "yo"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And fish people."
Robo-Frisk: H-Hi...
Asriel_Dreemurr: points to the sleeping Jukon.
Dr. Kassie: "Right."
Dr. Kassie: She glances to Robo-Frisk.
Dr. Kassie: "And synths."
Robo-Frisk: Huh?
Dr. Kassie: "Actually, I knew about them already."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Synths?"
Dr. Kassie: "Synths are basically robots."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, some other robots come here, like Mettaton."
Robo-Frisk: -sits at the bar- ...
Mk: looks up. "What about Synths? Do settlements need marked?"
Dr. Kassie: "Intetesting."
Dr. Kassie: "Get it."
Dr. Kassie: "I'm a scientist."
Barchar: "Hee." barchar says druly
Kalyke: (( [url=]Kalyke's theme[/url] ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also dragons. Or wyverns, I think."
Dr. Kassie: "Huh.'
Robo-Frisk: -drinks some Dr. Pepper-
Dr. Kassie: "Now I know why you said that this place would be good for research."
Mk: waves. "Robotic wyvern, even."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's should be very good."
Dr. Kassie: "Righto, bucko."
Mk: jakob slides up. "Oh. Slides too. You didn't say slimes."
Dr. Kassie: She nods.
Dr. Kassie: "I've seen slimes before."
Mk: "But you can blame Ms. Kill all humans over there fir that." they said, waving towards Rfrisk
Mk: "Well, still. Slimes." jakob pokes at Kid. "Oh, shit, I haven't been feeding you. Sorry."
Barchar: (message delaaay)
Barchar: (that was supposed to be after mk mentioned they were a robot)
Robo-Frisk: [sub]I... Changed...[/sub]
Mk: "Right, I just...didnt know how else to put it. Sorry."
Robo-Frisk: ...
Mk: "And, hey, no hard feelings. Being a robot? Pretty damn cool, really" they stand up, tossing a granola bar into Jakob.
Robo-Frisk: -nods-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'm sure there are other things to find."
Dr. Kassie: ((Let's hope that nobody makes a 'into' joke with Jakob.))
Dr. Kassie: "I'm sure of that, too."
Erron: ((-inert "into" joke here-))
Dr. Kassie: "When you study timelines, you have no idea what will happen."
Barchar: (slimes do not have reproductive organs)
Barchar: (they reproduce asexually)
Erron: ((*hiss*))
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Kassie.
Barchar: (ITS TRUUUUE)
Robo-Frisk: . . .
Dr. Kassie: "I'm surprised that you trust me enough to lean on me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I trust you enough to hug you."
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Mk: "So, hey, what got you offa that 'world dominstion' thing?" they sit next to Rfrisk. "Seemed pretty determined about it at the time."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, you seem nice enough."
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Dr. Kassie: "Thanks."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Plus, you seem nice enough."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That sent once))
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Dr. Kassie: ((Rest in pepperonis.))
Erron: ((ech))
Kalyke: (( heugh ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Eugh))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is it just me or is there always Starbucks next to gamestops))
Robo-Frisk: I don't know... I guess, I just gave up. Erron wouldn't stop killing me when I tried to take over... He was too strong. Not to mention I got him and that "Emerald" Kid vaporized...
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Mk: "Oh. Yeah. That'd do it. Repetition does wonders for your conviction, lemme tell ya."
Robo-Frisk: Yep...
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Dr. Kassie: ((AD, don't die on us.))
Erron: ((WAKE HIM UP))
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Dr. Kassie: ((..He's dead.))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HE LIVES))
Erron: ((ZOMBIE!))
Asriel_Dreemurr: stays leaned.
Barchar: is just sitting there, occasionally looking T AD and Kassie
Dr. Kassie: ((He'e alive!))
Dr. Kassie: "I guess you really are a leaner."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Dr. Kassie: "Asriel Dreemurr - The Extraordinary Leaner!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
Lilith: -warps into the bar-
Kalyke: He looks at Lilith. "yo"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, it's true."
Lilith: Yo.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is Lilith blindfolded))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And has a demon incubus following her))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And is a demon))
Erron: ((She can see through the blindfold, kek. and yes about Incubus)
Erron: ((yeup))
Barchar: "Hi Lilith."
Lilith: Hello...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hello."
Robo-Frisk: Hiya
Dr. Kassie: "'Ello!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Apparently demons, too."
Dr. Kassie: "Oh, I've seen demons."
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Isaac: -follows Lilith- *Huff Huff* When you said "Lets Race," That doesnt mean TELEPORT!
Fanta: ((Ayy
Fanta: left a bit ago
Erron: yyA))
Kalyke: "...wut"
Lilith: Someone's a sore loser... heheheh.
Isaac: *annoyed sigh*
MB!SwapMuffet: would have left but WFrisk is still kinda sleeping in her arms so, you know.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Lilith: Fuck you I have telepills *takes pill and teleports to I am error* FUCK))
Erron: ((kek))
Fanta: is in her own timeline
Fanta: hasnt been at the club yet today
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Dr. Kassie: ((AD is confirmed to be dead.))
Erron: ((rip in piss))
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Dr. Kassie: ((Hello.))
UF!Grillby: ((Hi there!
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Erron: ((Hey Chime.
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Barchar: (hey chime)
UF!Grillby: ((hey chime
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MB!SwapMuffet: has been staying here, pretty much. Kinda Ben stuck here with Frisk in her arms and grillby next to her.
UF!Grillby: stirs a little. He must have dosed off...
UF!Grillby: ((one question: is yggdrasil present
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UF!Grillby: looks around "W'h time is it?"
Barchar: (I'm actually fairly certain it is)
UF!Grillby: realizes that the giant fucking cradily is present and promplty freaks out. "OooooOOOH SHIT!"
UF!Grillby: leaps behind the couch with the grace of a frightened chicken.
MB!SwapMuffet: has also dozed off. "ugghh..Non, maman, ce n'est pas temps de se réveiller encore..."
MB!SwapMuffet: "I mean what? What's going-oh, seven hells
UF!Grillby: That fucking thing's back!
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Erron: ((rip))
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UF!Grillby: ((rip in dip
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Barchar: (hi Fanta )
Dr. Kassie: ((rippy dippy
MB!SwapMuffet: unwraps her arms from frisk, standing up.
Erron: ((rip-a-dip dip))
UF!Grillby: peers out from behind the couch.
MB!SwapMuffet: Muffet: prostitute, 4'6, valiant protector.
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Erron: ((what do you call ot when Dippy Fresh dies... RIPpy Fresh))
Kalyke: (( ahahahahaha
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now _fresh_ [Fresh].
Fresh: (don't make fun of my interdimensional cousin dawg)
Erron: ((o bby))
: _fresh_ [Fresh] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
UF!Grillby: sloooowly stands up.
Barchar: (nah still no clue what to do with him)
Mk: shrugs. "Anyway, dawg, I'm going back to sleep. Y'all have fun." they walk back over to the corner.
Erron: ((I give you full permission to have Fresh takr over any of my Isaac Characters))
Barchar: (oh god)
UF!Grillby: nods to the monster kid, then eyes the Cradily nervously.
Erron: (("Liliy Fresh"))
Barchar: (hmmm)
Barchar: (despite the other plan I had for him for which I just dropped an anvil about, I might do that just for the fun of it)
Erron: ((This is gonna be fuckin hilarious)
UF!Grillby: "You." he mutters. "I'm... I'm not gonna stand here and let you scare me shitless! I'm a grown man, damn it!"
Dr. Kassie: ((10/10
UF!Grillby: he 's still standing behind the couch.
Dr. Kassie: ((I would rate that twenty out of ten, actually.))
UF!Grillby: And shaking like a leaf.
Erron: ((How does a leaf shake?))
MB!SwapMuffet: "And despite my stature, I am a grown woman! You can't push us around, you overgrown, extinct plant beast!"
Dr. Kassie: ((If you believe in yourself, a leaf will shake.))
Barchar: (i like how I made muffet use French just because it means she can end Gaster's 'reason you suck soeech' with 'au revoir' )
UF!Grillby: For context: Fire man. Yelling at giant plant that doesn't give half a shit about him.
Erron: ((you could've said somethong like: "Shaking like a vibrator"))
Barchar: (but he's a dude)
UF!Grillby: ((somethong
Erron: ((frick))
Kalyke: (( gtg
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UF!Grillby: ((some THONGY once told me
Erron: ((pls no, chime))
Dr. Kassie: ((Oh dear.))
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Barchar: (do n )
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Barchar: (do not)
UF!Grillby: ((i'll do as much n as i please
Fanta: ((K finally back
UF!Grillby: ((welcome home, child
Erron: ((h0i))
Fanta: ((The list will be introduced later
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MB!SwapMuffet: is standing defiantly near Yggdrasil, who was out last I knew
Fanta: ((T H E L I S T
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Fanta: ((There are 9 people on it so far
Erron: ((what list?
UF!Grillby: ((oooooh
Barchar: (the list of powerful mofos)
Erron: ((o ok)
Fanta: (([i] The [/i] list
Fanta: ((Ad's on it now
Erron: ((still lost...
Barchar: (why?)
Fanta: ((Because plot immortality is very powerful
Timeywim: ((AD is on the list because when he falls asleep at random moments, he is fucking invisible.))
Fanta: ((And since this little mini-arc links into the big one, almost anyone can be on it now
Erron: ((my theory is that AD is half chameleon))
Barchar: (like how fabby is half cat)
Erron: ((#ADExposed, i'll see him on Drama Alert))
Barchar: (so who's on the list rn)
UF!Grillby: ((the list will be introduced later
Erron: ((brb, gon get some water))
Fanta: ((Asuka, b, metta, gaster, barchar, ad, jeska, red, azazel
Fanta: ((I tried to do one per person
Erron: ((*Lilith FTFY))
Fanta: ((K
Erron: ((jk, you dont have too))
Fanta: ((Maybe i should change red to florinia
UF!Grillby: ((Yeah, since laharl doesn't play red anymore
Barchar: (i mean laharl plays plenty of stupid strong characters)
Erron: ((I would've picked Erron or Jamie, but ones dead, the other might be dead on the moon))
Fanta: ((Only i know
UF!Grillby: stares down the plant. It doesn't appear to respond.
UF!Grillby: ((I like the idea of yggdrasil being unfazed by these too
Fanta: ((Yggdrasil should be on it
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MB!SwapMuffet: "...merde. Is it even noticing?"
UF!Grillby: I... I don't think it is.
Erron: ((yggdrasil for president 2016))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, as we say in France: fuck this shit." she picks up Frisk. "Let's go home."
UF!Grillby: Yup. I'm done.
UF!Grillby: starts to go home.
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MB!SwapMuffet: let's grillby enter the code, cause...her hands are full carrying a sleeping frisk.
Lilith: Incubus, fetch me some flavored water... -the Incubus retrieves some Watermelon flavored water- Thank you, Inky.
UF!Grillby: enters the code and opens the door, motioning Muffet through.
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MB!SwapMuffet: strides through, putting frisk down on her bed.
UF!Grillby: goes to check to see where Scumster is.
Isaac: -starts playing Overwatch-
MB!Gaster: He's in his room right now. Fellby passes by, smirking a little, glad he knows where his target is.
MB!SwapMuffet: has no intention of getting anywhere close
MB!SwapMuffet: not until they set things into motion
UF!Grillby: decides to do one last dance on the stage before they set the plan in place.
MB!SwapMuffet: (hopefully mv and/or yazan get here soon enough.)
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MB!SwapMuffet: moves up to the front, telling alphys that she has an announcement to make in one hkur
MB!SwapMuffet: (seem good to you, chime?)
Maggy: -walks in- Hey, Isaac... Jamie's vitals are looking good. He should be in full recovery soon.
UF!Grillby: ((Maybe in an hour and a half? I'd give them a maximum of two.
Isaac: Thanks Mags...
MB!SwapMuffet: then two hours
UF!Grillby: ((I'm trying to think of when they normally get on
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UF!Grillby: ((and at some point i may need to break for dinner
Erron: ((ayy laharl.
MB!SwapMuffet: (hi anon)
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UF!Grillby: gets up on the stage and does a dance where he burns off his clothes.
MB!SwapMuffet: and the crows goes eild
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UF!Grillby: ((Eyy, Yazan
UF!Grillby: chuckles. "Thank you all, you're all too kind."
MB!SwapMuffet: (hey yaz)
Wandering Frisk: )Oi
MB!SwapMuffet: (frisk has been relocated to muffet's bed in the bakery)
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Wandering Frisk: (K
Wandering Frisk: ((Its my monday morning. Meaning I gotvwork in 2.5 hours
UF!Grillby: ((Oooh, I see.
Fanta: ((finishing up the list
MB!SwapMuffet: (oh. Shit.)
MB!SwapMuffet: (guess you prolly won't be here for this then. Oh well. )
Wandering Frisk: ((What list?
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Wandering Frisk: ((Yeah
Wandering Frisk: (If you want to do anything with frisk now is the time
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DamnDude: (( oi ))
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DamnDude: (( Is anyone here? ))
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MB!SwapMuffet: (me)
DamnDude: (( hey flame ))
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MB!SwapMuffet: (chime prolly is. Yazan)
Wandering Frisk: (Yea
DamnDude: (( One sec, I'm gonna check the logs ))
DamnDude: (( Jesus christ, you guys went to 2am last night? ))
Wandering Frisk: ((not meeeee
MB!SwapMuffet: (i didn't really)
DamnDude: (( We know you're time is different, but I see you weren't in it ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (just popped in cause I woke up and felt like it)
DamnDude: (( I was partially talking about Chime, who it would have been 3:30 for ))
DamnDude: (( brb ))
Wandering Frisk: -wakes up in the bed, yawning- ahhhh
MB!SwapMuffet: muffet is standing at the front. One more hour.
UF!Grillby: ((Okay, I might be going out to dinner soon
Wandering Frisk: wow nice be
DamnDude: (( back ))
Wandering Frisk: bed*
UF!Grillby: ((it just freaking timed me out
DamnDude: (( wow ))
MB!SwapMuffet: the front of the establishment, for the record, not the room
UF!Grillby: heads back to his suite to go put some clothes on.
Wandering Frisk: I wonder where everyone is
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Ant: ((yo))
DamnDude: (( Also, considering I was at work, and I was really doing mindless shit for workers, I've had some time to think for a bit ))
DamnDude: (( customers, not workers ))
DamnDude: (( Wait, nevermind stop that though ))
DamnDude: (( thought* ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (k)
DamnDude: (( Basically, I might skip tonight and put a little bit more work into Ch 1, because I thought I can improv the earlier Chapter/Chapters, but I was having trouble doing that towards the end of last night, so I'm going to improv it a bit less. ))
UF!Grillby: ((Alright.
DamnDude: (( Let me put this into a bit of perspective, the prologue chapter was something spur of the moment to make the schedule fit a bit better, and I literally only planned the existance of a training battle and Azazel's introduction existing. ))
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Ant: (( gtg ))
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DamnDude: (( and before yesterday, the prologue chapter wasn't even a chapter, Azazel's introduction was the transition directly into Ch 1 ))
UF!Grillby: (Ah, I see.
DamnDude: (( Ironically, the prologue chapter existing also fixes one possible plot hole later on in the story. ))
UF!Grillby: ((Don't you love it when a plot fixes itself?
DamnDude: (( :D ))
Erron: ((wow))
DamnDude: (( Also, another thing, I need to message Laharl later when he decides he starts chatting. If he's not here, just tell him I'm gonna message him later. ))
DamnDude: (( If I'm not here* ))
Erron: ((k))
DamnDude: (( Wow, I've already had to PM three people and keep constant communication for two people during this. ))
Kalyke: (( ayy
DamnDude: (( oi ))
Erron: ((DD, You have this whole thing planned out. and I'm just doing improv. You're dedicated, man.))
DamnDude: (( Meh, I have nothing better to do that I want to do ))
Erron: ((lucky))
DamnDude: (( AKA studying for an AP Class test that's in a week ))
DamnDude: (( Week + 3 days ))
Erron: ((oh))
UF!Grillby: ((rip
DamnDude: (( Plus, now that I have this mostly planned out, I can just do this with a bit less thought and study when it matters ))
Erron: ((wow))
DamnDude: (( Alright, now I'm gonna go search up Undertale AUs because I'm bored and I don't really feel like getting in character. ))
UF!Grillby: ((try finding me cool grillbys
DamnDude: (( Any suggestions before I go? ))
UF!Grillby: ((i wanna practice painting fire
DamnDude: (( Alright ))
Erron: ((I'm gonna sit here and spew out shitty arc ideas))
UF!Grillby: ((you wanna know the shittiest idea?
UF!Grillby: ((cau goes to taco bell
Erron: ((OH YES))
Kalyke: (( CaU goes to disneyland/disneyworld ))
Erron: ((CaU hates Disneyland))
UF!Grillby: ((mettaton's too tall to go on rides
DamnDude: (( Odd question Erron, what other characters do you play? My mind's pulling a blank ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (what if the sexy bakery is an underswap bar, and so there's a barsiel that got erased by a swapyrus)
Erron: ((Erron, RFrisk, GN Austin, Kimmy, and EVERY ISAAC CHARACTER))
MB!SwapMuffet: (he likes charas)
MB!SwapMuffet: (except for azazel)
DamnDude: (( Alright, I need you to do something ))
Erron: ((yeah))
DamnDude: (( Wait, are you on mobile or no? ))
Erron: ((3ds))
DamnDude: (( OK, fuck ))
Erron: ((what do you need me to do?))
DamnDude: (( When you get to something that can use docs well, go rebalance all the characters you added on the RPG sheet, so that they aren't literally the weakest characters on the sheet. ))
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UF!Grillby: ((HEYOOOO
UF!Mettaton: ((yo
Kalyke: (( ayy
Erron: ((they're the weakest!?))
DamnDude: (( Oi MV ))
Erron: ((Ayy mv)
UF!Grillby: ((assddaddf when is my brother coming home so my family can get food
DamnDude: (( 20 HP? ))
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DamnDude: (( When everyone's in the 500s? ))
Erron: ((I didn't wanna make em' OP))
UF!Grillby: ((I wanna start the sexy bakery stuff after i eat dinner
Erron: ((i will rebalance, do not worry, DD))
DamnDude: (( Yes, but how they are right now, they're all getting one shot, except for Judas, who will revive and get shot shotted again ))
UF!Mettaton: ((i read "cau goes to disneyland" and IMMEDIATELY thought "mettaton tries to get on a ride and not only does he not fit, he breaks it" bc honestly are they really going to deny mettaton and risk disneyland getting shittalked on live tv?
Erron: ((Is there a limit to how many characters we can have?))
UF!Grillby: ((mettaton destroys space mountain on accident
DamnDude: (( No ))
UF!Grillby: ((wait is that a ride
UF!Mettaton: ((yes
DamnDude: (( Also, let me take care of SP counts, because I have a formula for that. ))
UF!Grillby: ((okay
Erron: ((I'm not gonna do EVERYONE just a few... Also Ok.))
DamnDude: (( Space Mountain is one of the few rides I remember from disney land ))
DamnDude: (( I went there once while I was in Cali ))
Erron: ((I've never been to disney land :[ ))
UF!Mettaton: ((mettaton just sulks around in epcot and refuses to buy anything bc "were not going to kick you out we can fix this we can get a new car in, uh, theres gotta be something you can enjoy here" and three hours later "this sucks fuck you guys"
UF!Grillby: ((i went when i was in first grade
Kalyke: (( I wrote about my visit in 2012 ))
UF!Mettaton: ((i went to disney world and i always fuck them up
UF!Grillby: ((universal studios is better it's got dinosaurs
UF!Grillby: ((and harry potter
UF!Mettaton: ((i was five in disneyworld
DamnDude: (( I went to World when I was to young to remember it, and I went to land 2 years back ))
UF!Mettaton: ((i never went to land
DamnDude: (( almost 3 year now, huh ))
UF!Mettaton: ((does land have epcot
UF!Mettaton: ((i know world does
Kalyke: (( I don't think it does ))
UF!Mettaton: ((well fuck
Erron: ((I'm just imagining Erron. "Why can't I take my revolvers with me!?"))
UF!Mettaton: ((he gets so pissed he teleports to florida
Kalyke: (( HA's just like "you didn't even take me with you" ))
UF!Grillby: ((gaster: wait babe
UF!Grillby: ((gaster: you left me here
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UF!Mettaton: ((mettaton: fuck
Wandering Frisk: ((bush gardens is the best though
UF!Mettaton: ((mettaton somehow teleports back, takes gaster, and doesnt let goYO IT IS
Kalyke: (( metta's like 2 feet over any ride height limit ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (ayyyymv)
DamnDude: (( oi ))
UF!Grillby: ((my parents brought me there for my first birthday
UF!Grillby: ((i don't remember it
Erron: (( GN Austin: Oh man I've always wanted to-- Guy: Sorry kid, too short. GN Austin: . . . ))
UF!Mettaton: ((i think the height limit is 6'7"
UF!Mettaton: ((hi
Wandering Frisk: ((along with Islands of Adventure
DamnDude: (( wait that was to MV, nvm ))
DamnDude: (( The joy of not having System messages on ))
Kalyke: (( Microton: FUCK MY LIFE ))
UF!Mettaton: ((who are you, b?
DamnDude: (( I thought someone new was here ))
UF!Mettaton: ((glamor sneaks microton on rides
UF!Grillby: ((I'm waiting for my brother to come home so that WE CAN EAT DINNER
UF!Mettaton: ((wait
Kalyke: (( Glamor: shhhhh i'll sneak you in ))
Kalyke: (( yeah ))
UF!Mettaton: ((how would metta pass a metal detector
Kalyke: (( Metta doesn't pass it, he harasses it----bad joke ))
UF!Mettaton: ((bad joke
Kalyke: (( very bad joke, bad joke ))
UF!Grillby: ((go home and rethink your life
Kalyke: (( i never had a life so there's nothing to rethink ))
UF!Mettaton: ((better explanation: despite being a celebrity he's still goddamn intimidating in person
UF!Mettaton: ((they just. let him in.
Erron: ((GNA, MK, Jamie, and Barchar all stay at the bar because Barchar can't leave, and Everone else is too short to ride anything))
UF!Mettaton: ((glamor is tall enough for most rides
UF!Mettaton: ((he's 4'11"
MB!SwapMuffet: (actually wyvern mk is pretty tqll)
Wandering Frisk: ((The Wolf is too large for anything
Wandering Frisk: ((hes 8'0
UF!Grillby: ((Fellby gets tricked into getting in line for splash moutain, halfway through he's informed it's a water ride
Erron: ((GNA: So you killed a fish lady? Wolf: Yeah... *awkward scilence*))
UF!Mettaton: ((ufmetta just stays with metta and they both rant about how humans never build things in consideration for anyone that doesnt fit a specific set of guidelines
UF!Grillby: ((oh my god my brother got off of work half an hour ago, his work is 5 minutes away
UF!Grillby: ((where the hell is he
UF!Mettaton: ((ive ranted about that bc certain rides have the seats TOO THIN FOR MY HIPS, BATMAN RIDE AT SIX FLAGS
UF!Mettaton: ((also appolos chariot in busch gardens fucking hates me bc i can almost get to a tighter fit but no.
Erron: ((WGD tells Erron the truth about Jukon in the middle of a ride... Erron: WHAT!? WGD: I SAID-- Erron: THIS THING IS TOO LOUD!))
UF!Mettaton: ((also when i was 8 i was half an inch too short to ride and fuck
UF!Mettaton: ((im still salty
UF!Mettaton: ((lol
Erron: ((Half an inch!? damn, MV))
UF!Grillby: ((tbh i kind of hate going to amusement parks because i like to go around and see what's there and my dad ALWAYS complains because i'm not goin on any rides
UF!Grillby: ((and i kind of hate roller coasters
UF!Mettaton: ((im still salty for a reason
UF!Mettaton: ((oh
UF!Grillby: ((and i'm just like, "BITCH"
Erron: (same, Chime)
Wandering Frisk: (I'm a roller coaster fiend
UF!Mettaton: ((im an adrenaline junkie, im not gonna lie
Wandering Frisk: ((I always go when no one is at the parks so I can ride like 50 times in a day
MB!SwapMuffet: (I'm allergic to adrenalie)
MB!SwapMuffet: (I'm a fucking WIMP)
Erron: ((fucking, Knott's Berry Farm or whatever its called, had jack shit for someone my height))
UF!Grillby: ((i'll do thrill rides but not rollercoasters
UF!Mettaton: ((i went on kingda ka twice. second time the ride broke just as we got there and im like. "listen i waited TWO HOURS i better sit in front"
UF!Grillby: ((i hate being flipped upsidedown
Wandering Frisk: ((That or I attack roller coasters considering what I said
MB!SwapMuffet: (that was a joke by the way I'm not...not actually allergic to adrenaline.)
UF!Mettaton: ((youd hate the loch ness monster, chime
UF!Mettaton: ((two interlocking loops
Wandering Frisk: ((uoi'd be dead otherwise flame
UF!Mettaton: ((it was my first real rollercoaster
UF!Grillby: ((not gonna lie i once rode the swinging ship at cedar point ten times while waiting for my parents to get off a roller coaster
UF!Grillby: ((it was a blast
UF!Mettaton: ((not those shitty kid ones at carnivals
UF!Mettaton: ((yo i love those
UF!Grillby: ((i like the iron dragon at cedar point too
Erron: ((I want to go to that Nintendo Universal park that's being built in the future!))
UF!Mettaton: (( imagining metta trying to get on a swinging ship and again failing and he just. storms out of thepark
UF!Grillby: ((YO I DO TO
Wandering Frisk: ((ever been to Cedar point, but went Kings point
UF!Mettaton: ((YO SAME
UF!Grillby: ((Well, cedar point's kind of local so
UF!Mettaton: ((i live in ny and ive been to busch gardens like four times
Erron: ((I'm hoping for a Splatoon themed paintball gun arena))
Kalyke: (( YES
UF!Grillby: ((my grandparents live close to universal studios
UF!Grillby: ((so as soon as the nintendo part is open i'm going
Wandering Frisk: ((I lived in Tampa Bay FL before, so I lived near all the parks
UF!Mettaton: ((chime take me with you
Wandering Frisk: ((never living in FL again though
UF!Mettaton: ((i want to go to nintendo heaven
Kalyke: (( I live in Redmond WA so I'm not really close to anything ))
UF!Grillby: ((florida's freaking weird
Erron: ((Star Fox with Space Mountain tech))
MB!SwapMuffet: (Florida suuuucks)
UF!Grillby: ((it was sixty degrees and my grandparents had the ac on
UF!Grillby: ((I saw a manatee at a dog beach when i was in florida too
UF!Grillby: ((he was a bit far out for all the dogs to see but it was neat
UF!Mettaton: ((im hoping for a zelda ride that emulates wind waker or skyward sword
UF!Mettaton: ((i want a pikmin ride too for obvious reasons
UF!Mettaton: ((a mario kart racing thing
Erron: ((I want a VR Punch-Out!! thing))
UF!Mettaton: ((i want an actual reality one
UF!Mettaton: ((fucking fight me
UF!Grillby: ((so you can punch out someone
Erron: ((ooh boy))
UF!Grillby: ((OR
Kalyke: (( fite_me_irl_at_nintendo_universal ))
UF!Grillby: ((the sword fighting from wii sports
Erron: ((YESSSS))
Kalyke: (( I wonder how an animal crossing section would be implemented ))
Erron: ((KK Slider music?))
Kalyke: (( OH ))
Kalyke: (( They have a salon there that's like shampoodle ))
Wandering Frisk: ((I want a forest maze where you find the master sword
Wandering Frisk: ((and a kissing booth for Samus Aran
Erron: ((I want a forest maze with Geno))
Erron: ((o bby))
Kalyke: (( brb
UF!Grillby: ((guys hear me out: official meetings with cosplayers
UF!Mettaton: ((i want a zelda section. a section of all the zelda games. a play area not unlike the minish village. a forest maze with the master sword and people can get actual plastic realistic master swords. kissing booth for all the nintendo characters i'll smooch a sword.
UF!Grillby: ((or people dressed up as the characters
UF!Grillby: ((they do it for the marvel section they'll do it with nintendo
Erron: ((I want to meet the Mega Man!))
Wandering Frisk: ((also a water ride based off windwaker
UF!Mettaton: ((i would apply as vaati bc certified trash
Erron: ((Smash 4 themed cosplay fights!))
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Erron: ((YESSSSS))
Wandering Frisk: ((I different, I like windwaker the best
UF!Mettaton: ((a fire emblem section where you can kick lucinas ass for being in sm4sh
UF!Mettaton: ((ww is a good one, my fave is minish cap
UF!Mettaton: ((a restaurant where people can yell TIME TO TIP THE waitress
UF!Grillby: ((oh my lord
UF!Grillby: ((it's almost 7 and no dinner
UF!Mettaton: ((fight ur brother
UF!Grillby: ((sexy bakery may have to be delayed
Erron: ((brb guys))
Wandering Frisk: ((you'll have to likely do it without me Chime
Wandering Frisk: ((because until your friday, I'll be at work from an hour from now everyday
UF!Grillby: ((Alright. Sorry we couldn't include you.
Wandering Frisk: ((its 'aight
Wandering Frisk: ((frisk is too much of a pansy to fight anywats
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Kalyke: (( Back
UF!Grillby: ((HE'S HERE
Kalyke: (( what
Kalyke: (( 10/10
Kalyke: (( chime will no longer starve to death ))
DamnDude: (( Chime's brother, the author of the time dinner is to be had ))
UF!Grillby: ((alright i think i gotta go mom says we're going out
UF!Grillby: ((again, sorry for the delay everyone
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Wandering Frisk: ((laterz, I'll likely be watching
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DamnDude: (( So I learned something new ))
UF!Mettaton: ?((
DamnDude: (( Don't ask for a pencil on a plane ))
DamnDude: (( ))
UF!Mettaton: ((pfft
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Erron: ((back))
DamnDude: (( wb ))
Erron: ((i'll be on pc in an hour, so I can rebalance and add my characters))
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DamnDude: (( ok ))
Wandering Frisk: -lying on the bed- I guess I should see where everyone is at
Isaac: -has been playing Overwatch for the past 3 hours-
Florinia: ((I'm back))
Erron: ((hoi
Wandering Frisk: -gets up and checks the door-
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DamnDude: (( brb 5 minutes ))
Erron: ((k
Isaac: Must... get... killstreak higher... THAN FIFTEE-- FUCK!
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Jamie (Judas): -Teleports into the bar with Maggy- ...
Wandering Frisk: -the doors locked- Well thats not good
Wandering Frisk: -sits down-
Maggy: Alright, Jamie's alive and well. Just be careful around his spleen... [sub]I replaced it with a pidgeon[/sub]
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Jamie (Judas): A what?
Fanta: ((Ayy
Erron: ((ayy
Maggy: Oh, nothing.
DamnDude: (( oi slar ))
Fanta: ((Mind if I start the list before you do ur thing?
DamnDude: (( I'm skipping tonight ))
Fanta: ((Kden, I'll do the list
DamnDude: (( I'm doing it tomorrow so I can do some last minute changes to Ch 1 ))
Fanta: ((And should it share exp giveout with your stuff?
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Lilith: -Chops Jamie in half- Whoops... -puts sunglasses over her blindfold- I slipped.
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DamnDude: (( I don't mind, just make XP give out a but smaller ))
DamnDude: (( bit* ))
Isaac: JESUS.
DamnDude: (( Actually, it doesn't matter, I can just increase health a bit ))
Fanta: ((Mhm, there's not any really huge battles
Maggy: Fucking hell, you dunnkompf!
Fanta: ((So it will just be like 20-50 at most
Fanta: ((Unless we get a Discord fight
DamnDude: (( alright, ))
DamnDude: (( Also, Laharl, are you here now? ))
Maggy: -Drags Jamie- I will be back in an hour...
Florinia: ((Yes))
: Fanta [Fanta] is now The TV [The TV].
DamnDude: (( I need to ask a question or two in not main chat ))
Isaac: Lilith... why the fuck?
Florinia: ((Alright))
Florinia: ((I'll PM))
Lilith: Because, he needs to learn that I AM THE MASTER!
Isaac: Sounds kinky...
Lilith: Fucking... no.
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The TV: ((Ayy
Wandering Frisk: -rummages through the cabinets and finds a bobby pin- time to pick a lock
The TV: ((You should be Barchar now
MB!SwapMuffet: (aight)
: Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Barchar: well hot diggidy dang you'll NEVER GUESS WHO'S HERE
Lilith: Why do you think I like Jamie?
Wandering Frisk: -picks the lock and heads out- I wonder where everyone is at?
Isaac: You're fucking obsessed with him.
MB!SwapMuffet: probably wouldn't have locked the door
MB!SwapMuffet: did you try pulling instead of pushing
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Hellcat, or Jedidiah, enters the bar. Miaou. "sup"
MB!SwapMuffet: is still at the front, fiddling with the mic whenever alphys isn't using it
Lilith: I don't know what FanFics you've been readi-- Oh hey, Jedi.
Wandering Frisk: -walks out and looks around-
The TV: ((Actually
The TV: ((Since I just added BTale
The TV: ((You can be whoever
Barchar: (what did you add btale to)
Barchar: (the list?)
UF!Mettaton: ((what list
Barchar: (i don't think they deserve to be on the list. Sure, they have a bunch of HP, but really they're pretty weak)
The TV: ((Due to the new purpose of "The List" it can be basically anyone
Lilith: ((Am I on T H E L I S T))
The TV: ((Yes
Barchar: (what is the new purpose of HTE LSIT)
Erron: ((2SPOOK))
Kalyke: (( HTE LSIT ))
UF!Mettaton: ((what is the list
The TV: ((Everyone but bloo has at least one character on THELIST
The TV: ((A list of the most badass warriors
Kalyke: (( what why not me what help explain ))
The TV: ((Metta's on it
Kalyke: (( oh ))
The TV: ((Regular metta
Kalyke: (( -shrugs- ))
The TV: ((Its purpose will be revealed
UF!Mettaton: ((should i enter the bar then
The TV: ((Once I figure out a 3rd challenger
: UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
Florinia: ((Which character do I have on it))
Erron: ((DUANE))
The TV: ((Florinia
Barchar: (i seriously don't think that btale belongs on '][' |-| 3 |_ 1 5 '][' )
Florinia: ((Kek))
Barchar: (but idk)
Barchar: (I'll just be barchsr)
Erron: ((Whe
Erron: ((oops
Barchar: (barchar is fun to play Cuz her personality is fun and she let's me metagame with abandon)
The TV: ((Once you realize the purpose of THE LIST
The TV: ((It will make sense for Btale to be on it
Barchar: (hmmmm)
The TV: ((Sorta
Barchar: (is it like)
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Erron: ((We should bring back Kazoo Kid as the final boss of CAU))
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Florinia: ((It's just the fucking list from Joyful))
Barchar: (the list of all the possibly powerful anomalies)
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Barchar: (so things like btale count because while they're not super powerful now, they are an anomaly, and have the possibility of becoming super powerful)
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The TV: ((It's the list from joyful with a different purpose
Barchar: (whereas things like barchar DEFINITELY count because she's both an anomaly and rather powerful)
Erron: ((Lilith is a straight up DEMON))
The TV: ((It's essentially everyone that a certain someone doesn't want to deal with personally
The TV: ((A hit list
Barchar: (it better not be joyster)
Barchar: (cus that fuck should be dead)
Florinia: ((Florinia is on the list not because of her being strong))
Florinia: ((She just knows martial arts))
Erron: ((IT'S KAZOO KID! I'm calling it now!))
Florinia: ((Florinia is a smart bastard with a Cradily that can level cities))
Barchar: (maybe it's WDG I mean I dunno who exactly would know about barchar and be trying to kill everyone)
Barchar: (other than him)
Barchar: (yalda is trying to kill everyone but he doesn't have much of a reason to know barchar's drsl)
Barchar: (or fuck it maybe he does idk)
Erron: ((Maybe it's the ghost of Vyse!))
Barchar: (who dat)
The TV: the bar has been surveyed
Erron: ((one of yazan's characters who died a while back)
Barchar: looks at the TV. Something about it She couldn't put her finger on it. Which annoyed the hell out of her.
Florinia: Florinia is still putting down notes...
Lilith: -looks at the TV- Who's watching porn?
WGD: -walks into the bar- Well hello dear friends
Barchar: "Me, in my head."
Barchar: (of fucking course it's him)
Lilith: Same fam...
Barchar: "Wait, shit, did I say that out-oh, hi, touchy."
Florinia: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ /
MettatonSEX: ((im not gonna enter until after i sgower
Wandering Frisk: well if it isn't the moody ghost
Erron: ((XD
DamnDude: (( Barchar: "Me, in your head" ))
Kalyke: (( "Did you just make the head of a penis out of the negative space of the letter M?" -B 2016 ))
The TV: ((
The TV: ((The list, for all who wanna see before it goes on TV
: High Priest Laharl [Florinia] changed the topic to ""Did you just make the head of a penis out of the negative space of the letter M?" -B 2016"
Barchar: "I'm like Casper, but I hate you more."
Erron: ((hold on, can't click links on 3ds
The TV: ((Totally didn't rip 3 enemies out of LISA for the challengers
Florinia: ((WHAT EVER DID WE DO))
Florinia: ((DISCORD))
Wandering Frisk: and after all we been through. How sad
Wandering Frisk: how were the fish tacos?
Florinia: ((Scott Lawson doesn't really count as an enemy))
Barchar: "Surprisingly not poisoned."
Wandering Frisk: certainly the best you ever had I take it
MettatonSEX: ((to make you take our world away
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
Barchar: (only 500,000 for the immortal ghost that murdered an entire dimension okay)
Florinia: ((DISCORD))
Erron: ((I KNOW WHO THE FINAL BOSS IS... It's the author of the journals...))
Barchar: "I mean, insofar as it was food."
Barchar: (BARCHANG)
Florinia: ((DISCORD))
Florinia: ((WHAT EVER DID WE DO))
MettatonSEX: ((*tyrrany
Erron: ((-sick riff-))
Wandering Frisk: and after all that talk about him being the best
MettatonSEX: ((thats NOT THE LYRIC ORDER
Florinia: ((*Sickest damn riffs*))
Kalyke: (( -sick guitar solo- ))
Lua: (( You know, I only know this song because someone used it in an Isaac video ))
Florinia: ((YES I KNOW <.<))
Barchar: "...of WHO being the best?"
Wandering Frisk: -sighs- oh well, guess he'll have to pay for lyin
The TV: ((So yeah Discord is in the arc
Florinia: ((I know the song because i'm mlp trash))
Erron: ((that damn trinket)
MettatonSEX: ((i still think it fits bill cipher more than discord
Wandering Frisk: nothing to be concerned about my dear
Lua: wonders in the bar, slightly tired.
Barchar: "What, no, don't-dont kill anyone."
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Lua: ((wanders*))
Barchar: (bill cipher didn't exist when that song came out)
Wandering Frisk: you and I are goona have a chat
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Barchar: "I don't have a great frame of reference
Barchar: "...are we, now?"
MettatonSEX: ((shh it still fits better
Wandering Frisk: you've been a naughty little shit haven't you
Barchar: "What the hell are you going on about, old man?"
Lilith: ...
Barchar: would go incorporeal but that'd just make it feel worse when he inevitably drags her to talk anyway
Wandering Frisk: meddling around with powers you aren't truly familiar with
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Barchar: "Me? Not familiar with something? Please."
Barchar: (heyo)
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Florinia: (( ))
Barchar: (wdg is grilling barchar)
Barchar: "If you think that's the case, then you're meddling with somebody YOU don't understand."
Wandering Frisk: yes as evident by the fact you totally had control over your Asriel
The TV: ((Ayy
The TV: ((We list soon
Wandering Frisk: and this whole bond thing of his
The TV: ((oshit better do dis fast then
Lua: ...Alright, I feel like this is the worst time for me to walk in.
Erron: ((WE ERRON not soon)
MettatonSEX: ((im going to have to shower soon so
Gaster: walks into the bar, adjusting his glasses.
UF!Grillby: ((SHIT
Wandering Frisk: -walks up to her and side hugs her- actually I understand you better than you think
The TV: clicks on, there's a sexy pink robot on screen, similarly made to the other robot commanders, masked
MettatonSEX: enters the bar, and soes does Hellaton. It's quite clear that Hellaton is happy, mostly because he spent time with Mettaton and got to bond more and strengthen friendship and all that sappy shit.
Florinia: Florinia is writing more notes. 'Recruit Fern tomorrow for a simulated battle.'
Barchar: groans against his touch. Of course, he was touching BOTH versions of her now. So it feels even worse.
Florinia: Florinia looks at the TV. "Interesting."
The TV: the robot claps their hands
MettatonSEX: looks to the tv. "...Someone stole my schtick."
Gaster: Huh.
Wandering Frisk: but I need you to do something for me
Lua: ...Seriously, does everything here just turn on when something's going to happen?
Lilith: -looks at the TV- I cant masturbate to this...
Wandering Frisk: in exchange for something I can do for you
Barchar: narrows her eyes. "Really?"
UF!Mettaton: ....The hell.
Lua: I didn't need to know that, Murder Demon #1.
The TV: ((Why the fuck isn't it changing my character
: The TV [The TV] is now Discord [Discord].
Florinia: ((ITS SKYPE))
Lilith: Goddamn right, I'm #1.
: The TV [The TV] is now Discord [Discord].
Florinia: ((THE ROBOT IS SKYPE))
Barchar: (you are clicking save right)
Discord: ((there we fuckin go
Wandering Frisk: oh but look at the time
Barchar: "And what makes you think I'm going to agree? C
Discord: looks a bit "Hellooooo? Is this thing on?"
Wandering Frisk: ((shit, I've been talkinh with Frisk
Kalyke: (( >looks a bit ))
Discord: ((Well now I have the name for my next robot
Barchar: "H-hey, you can't JUST- AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,"
Florinia: ((Fun fact:Half of Editor's habits (snapping fingers and eating glass} are from Discord))
Discord: ((gg lahardl
Lilith: ...the hell is that thing?
MettatonSEX: ...
WGD: well peoples lives are on the line and I know you don't want to them to die
UF!Mettaton: ...
Discord: Well well... Looks like it works~
WGD: -tosses her a phone- don't worry we'll be in touch
Discord: Greetings! Earthlings!
Discord: I am Discord
Lua: ...Why does everyone have a a terrible testing message to see if their broadcast works?
Florinia: Florinia clutches a pokeball. It's the one containing Yggdrasil.
Gaster: .... Earthlings?
Barchar: catches it. "I see hundreds of people die a day. I'm used to it, Wing dings."
UF!Mettaton: -grabs Mettaton's hand.-
Lilith: Is that a goat, snake, demon, hybrid?
Lua: (( "Sir, I'm from Uranus, check your privilege" ))
Discord: And IIIIIIIII have a job for you!
MettatonSEX: ...
Discord: All of you!
WGD: well if your fine with your friends dying thats your choice
MettatonSEX: Great. Just peachy.
Discord: spins around, presenting wads of money
Kalyke: (( >your fine ))
Lua: Holy shit, why is everyone offering us jobs all the sudden?
Gaster: He scoffs. "When DOESN'T someone need us to do something?"
Barchar: "Wait, my-goddammit I hate it when people are vague."
Barchar: glances at the tv
WGD: but I've said too much, goodbye my dear, I have a chief to punish
Discord: This message is being broadcast all over the world, baby~
UF!Mettaton: ......
WGD: -leaves
Isaac: It looks like the animal kingdom had an orgy, and he's the result.
Discord: combs his robot afro
Discord: So pay attention!
Florinia: Hey fucks. Its a robot.
Florinia: It's not Discord the Draconequiis.
Erron: -oh shit XD-
Barchar: puts the phone in her pocket and watches the TV.
Erron: -ok retcon everything I said-
Discord: Your friends on the moon have a real problem
Discord: Some people down below busting our vibes
Lua: wonders if anyone is actually looking at the screen, and not just talking based off the name Discord.
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA OCHINCHIN" [what the fuck
Gaster: .... The moon? What the hell?
UF!Mettaton: Whwhat.
Barchar: her eyes widen. "That's where erron is!"
Discord: We'd sure have a wonderful time if someone would go down and... persuade a few people
Kalyke: (( Erron is on the moon ))
Kalyke: (( Erron is an astronaut ))
Florinia: "Extraterrestrial entities. I have dealt with this once, this user will simply have to solve the problems once more through application of force."
Lilith: Am I going to space!?
Discord: Of course, we'd make it worth your while
Lua: Weren't we just talking about the moon a few days ago?
: Myth [Kalyke] is now Myth [].
Discord: waves the money around
Gaster: Are we going to need to bust a few space heads?
Discord: So here's the deal!
Discord: You knock their heads off, you get paid!
Discord: No hassle, no jive, we're eager to please
MettatonSEX: It's going to be us, isn't it.
Erron: -is on the moon- FUCK YOU!
Gaster: Oh, [i]wonderful.[/i]
Discord: And without any further ado, heeeeere we go!
Barchar: (you know what, I get why barchar's price is so low)
Hipster Asriel: {of course i will bby}
Barchar: (because you can't kill her, just her body)
Florinia: ((Do I have to make stats for Florinia now))
Barchar: (so she's still a nuisance)
Discord: poses, pointing at a picture "First up! This pretty little thing"
Discord: Name's Asuka
Lua: I don't mind taking a... God damn it it's us.
Erron: ((Shit, I gotta make Lilith's and Erron's Stats!
UF!Mettaton: ...
MettatonSEX: Yeah fuck.
Bondertale: if tori were here
Gaster: ...
Discord: Neeeeext up!
: (( wait why don't i actually have anyone on [u][i][color=#fff]T H E L I S T[/color][/i][/u]
: UF!Grillby [UF!Grillby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Discord: points at another picture "Miiiister B"
Erron: ((ehT tsiL))
Discord: Be quick with this one, folks
Discord: Rumor has it he's already dying
Gaster: I can't say I'm surprised with that one...
Lua: Seriously, we really need to stop pissing people off.
Discord: the prices are listed below the pictures
MettatonSEX: He's dead already. Why is there a bounty on a dead man.
Barchar: (straight out of Surrey a gentleman rhymer named Mr. B)
Barchar: (friendly with chaps with an air of mystery)
Discord: points again "This cat!"
Lua: Wait, B's dead? What the fuck?
Discord: Nasty little thing
: (( Why can't Chin Chin be on the list ))
Discord: Moooving right along
UF!Mettaton: I aaactually agree.
Discord: This little lady, Chara!
Erron: ((#FreeChinChin)
MettatonSEX: ...
Discord: ((Chin chin will be added then
Gaster: looks up, glancing at Barchara.
: (( good ))
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Barchar: is speechless. She starts laughing.
Discord: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Discord: Have fun with this one
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * Our dark lord appears, actually standing up correctly for once. [What the fuck is going on]
Erron: ((ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Discord who))
Gaster: ((chin chin's price is a crisp one donger bill
: Discord [Discord] disconnected.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp))
Lua: So they have bounties on the dead, the immortal, and the one we can't remove armor from
Lua: These people are amazing!
Florinia: ((I'm making Florinia OP as fuck. But she's going to get outclassed extremely quickly. Since she gains no stats from leveling up))
Florinia: ((I don't plan to use her anyways))
Erron: ((gtg guys)
Barchar: "Maybe everybody else can kill you while you focus on her! <3"
Florinia: ((Basically:She fights with Cradily, and if everyone but her dies, the battle is lost))
Wandering Frisk: (g2g
: (( Chin Chin - 450k ))
Florinia: ((She can't be targetted, and Cradily runs off PP instead of SP. It can only use its specials a few times before it runs out))
Lua: (( why not just make Florinina act like P:Trainer from Brawl? ))
Florinia: ((Cradily cannot be given items or equipment, etc))
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Florinia: ((Thats the idea. Except I can't be bothered to write out six pokemon))
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Barchar: "Oh, this is just RICH."
Discord: Now heeeere we go, a real fight!
Lua: (( fair point ))
Discord: ((Sry bbys
: (( I should make specialized programs for this kind of shit ))
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Florinia: ((Basically, she'll dominate early game. But by endgame she'll be outclassed by people who can actually use items and such))
Discord: The dark lord, Chin Chin
MettatonSEX: Who.
Gaster: glances at Chin Chin. "Huh."
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * [WHAT THE FUCK]
Discord: My apologies to our younger Japanese viewers, that's just his name
Lua: (( For the last chapters, I might stay after and make a program.
MettatonSEX: .....
Discord: Nooooow for a little shit who thinks he can rip me off
Lua: looks to Chin-Chin, "Who are you again?"
Discord: Mr. Mettaton Gasterblook
MettatonSEX: Excuse you, cunt!
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA" [I AM YOUR DARK LORD AND SAVIOR]
Gaster: holds his husband's hand.
Lua: ...Fuck.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Brb))
Lua: OK, I heard the TV. you're not ORE WA.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "What he means is that he's your dark lord."
Discord: Yet so drab
Discord: Oh, so similar
Lua: Oh, the Dark Lord and his hellish cat.
Bondertale: walk in. Frisk stares at the TV. Toriel blinks. "Er...whats going on?"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "What no i'm not his cat"
Discord: swap those goddammit
Gaster: Some bullshit, that's what.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "I just know the language he speaks"
UF!Mettaton: -holds Mettaton close- They'll have to get tthrough me first. I'm not lettting anyone hurt my second friiiiiiiend.
Barchar: "They're putting hits out! On ME!"
Lua: OK, his translator that he doesn't own.
MettatonSEX: Oh!
Barchar: "And dead people!"
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "Fuck english but I guess I have to speak it now"
MettatonSEX: Darling, that's sweeet!
Discord: Miss Jukon Dreemurr!
: (( OH ))
Barchar: "It's quality entertainment, lemme tell you!"
MettatonSEX: ((i gtg shower pretend the mettas react when gaster is called
Bondertale: Frisk Is uncomfortable at the figure on TV. Just close enough.
Discord: Fried fish indeed