Airplane: ((Scumster: -pretends to jack off-))

MB!Gaster: There's a loud scream from somewhere in the bar. Sounds like a Mettaton.

Erron: ((Frisky pls))

Fanta: ...

Airplane: ((Scumster: -gets all the money-

UF!Grillby: Grillby grimaces, then shakes his head.

Fanta: returns to her bar-stool, pocketing the tips

Erron: (([url=http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-11-2015/kU3tjS.gif]Scumster in a shellnut[/url]

UF!Grillby: "See why I told you to stay by us?"

Fanta: Mhm...

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Fanta: Poor Mettaton.

UF!Grillby: "Sometimes I wonder why I still work with him..."

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MB!SwapMuffet: "He's good at what he does, deary."

MB!SwapMuffet: "As occasionally questionstionable as that is."

UF!Grillby: "Yeah, he's great at sitting in his room and fucking the merchandise instead of running the business."

MB!SwapMuffet: "I don't disagree, but...well...we keep him around for a reason. Talking about it, God if I know what."

UF!Grillby: "And sometimes he'll take a patron, like he's supposed to."

MB!SwapMuffet: "While we break our backs doing all the work. He stays back there, banging mettatons and acting as if he's our boss." she pauses. "Why DO we keep him around? This is, ostensibly, our business."

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UF!Grillby: Fellby pauses. "Exactly. The only reason I used to listen is because hey, we were pals, I thought."

MB!SwapMuffet: "And of course, damn if he wants to help with the training."

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UF!Grillby: He snorts. "When he helps with the training he gives them PTSD."

Fanta: listens

MB!SwapMuffet: "And to keep up an image, we have to pretend to be in a relationship with him. Pah. Perhaps it's time to stage a, ah, coup, as it were."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Who's even going to notice when he's gone?"

Fanta: ...

MB!SwapMuffet: "Other than the people he's halfway torturing."

UF!Grillby: "Not the patrons, that's who. Half of them don't even know he exists."

UF!Grillby: "And oh god, I confronted him about this. He tried getting in my pants."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Sounds like him."

Fanta: Um... if you don't mind, maybe you should try more than just one person..

Fanta: Get a bunch of people together, you know

UF!Grillby: He looks up. "Good idea. Gasters can get tough."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Us and who? We're the only people he even pretends to respect, deary."

Fanta: With enough people he'll have to do something

Fanta: I've dealt with some rather... bad gasters

UF!Grillby: "I have too. I had to fight one who pulled a knife on us."

MB!SwapMuffet: "WE had to fight, deary. I'm not defenseless."

UF!Grillby: He smirks. "I know, Muffet."

Fanta: Hm...

Fanta: I'm sure the guys at the bar would help

MB!SwapMuffet: "On that note...i do practically have a small army. It is, admittedly, a SMALL army."

UF!Grillby: Fellby seems to light up. Metaphorically speaking, of course. "Ah, you mean the Mettaton I tried banging, and his husband?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "That mettaton might be an asset. Especially with his choice of husband, I can see him taking umbrage with Gaster's, Ah, disposition."

Fanta: That mettaton has no problem killing anyone, even Gaster

MB!SwapMuffet: "And perhaps on the rare off time his favorites get without a dick in them, we can convince them to help. I know he's got a few wrapped around his finger, but surely at least one has some problems with their treatment."

MB!SwapMuffet: is exaggerating just 's bit

Fanta: ...

Fanta: is thinking

UF!Grillby: He thinks for a moment. "Maybe that Underfell Mettaton I saw stumbling out of his room the other day... There's an Asgore who tried to fight him, too, I think."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Interesting..."

MB!SwapMuffet: smiles. "Well, dear, let's see. That's me, you-Fanta, do you wish to help?"

Fanta: I'm in

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UF!Grillby: "Got it. Thanks for this, Fanta."

Fanta: An immortal is good to have in a fight

UF!Grillby: "You're the best damn employee I've ever hired."

Fanta: smiles, "Well, thanks"

The Duet: These two are off in another timeline, looking at a book. "Lets see sis...what gigs do we have?" 'Gigs' isn't really the right word, since they never planned out dates, they just showed up at places and raked in tips.

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Fanta: I've got an idea to get him off guard

MB!SwapMuffet: "Perfect. So that's me, you, Fanta, mettaton, the Mettaton he likes, and a small army of spiders. Perhaps we might have a chance of fazing him. And maybe he even has a positive opinion of one of them and might listen."

The Duet: Hobo musicians make a better killing than some damn business owners with how many people tip these two.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Though I suppose I should stay reasonable."

UF!Grillby: "Of course. Maybe we can start planning tomorrow."

Fanta: He hasn't shown up here, but I have another personality thing

Fanta: I'm not very fond of him, and we don't share memories

MB!SwapMuffet: (i like how yesterday I thought that muffet, Grillbz and scumster would be an ot3 but now two of them hate him because I guess that's how that happens with characters you're making up on the fly)

MB!SwapMuffet: raises an eyebrow. "That feels lie

Gaster: ((I say tommorrow since there's a good chance mv won't show up tonight.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Like something you should have disclosed earlier. C

The Duet: "We could go to that bar again, they tipped us a ton." "Nah, i heard some stuff went down over there."

UF!Grillby: "He's not... dangerous, is he?"

Fanta: I can control when he shows up, for the most part

Fanta: Not particularly, an annoying prick but not dangerous

Gaster: ((shoe: shows up in sexy bakery, sits on people's faces when they're sleeping

Gaster: ((and not in the sexy way

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, worst case scenario, he meets my wonderful friend, Ms. Restraining spiderweb."

MB!SwapMuffet: (arguable)

UF!Grillby: "Worst case since he might like that."

Fanta: Like I said, I'm not a big fan of him

Fanta: So... I could use him to get in

MB!SwapMuffet: chuckles. "Some certainly do."

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The Duet: By other timeline I mean they're literally at the Grillby's table.

UF!Grillby: Grillby leans forward, clapping Fanta on the shoulder.

Gaster: looks up at the twins, adjusting his goggles. He suddenly winces.

The Duet: You think these two have a table they can do this shit on? No. Steel and Aluminum have apprenticeships, these two just have music lessons.

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MB!SwapMuffet: "I think we may have to appeal to his baser side. Which, luckily for us, is his main side. I suppose all that training with my movements shan't go to waste, today."

Gaster: Okay, ow, ow, I shouldn't zoom in on a light.

UF!Grillby: "Today? Muffet, baby, we need a plan."

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The Duet: Violin and Chello don't turn, and just make a sort of shrug sound in sync. "Bad stuff happens when you play with eye magic. Or eye artifacts."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, tomorrow. That doesn't flow half as well, dear." she stands up, showing off a little with her arm movements. "And we both know I'm quite a fan of flow."

The Duet: There is kind of a reason why these two have their eyes always closed.

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Gaster: ((Like I said, there's a very good chance MV won't be here, so if it involves Metta I want them there

Gaster: I know, I know.... god, I can't wait until I get to the eye doctor.

UF!Grillby: He leans forward and gives Muffet a quick kiss on the cheek. "Indeed."

MB!SwapMuffet: sits back down. "On that note, perhaps we should attempt to get a few of our other muffets. Ones I've trained well. More can't hurt, and they'd like the chance to show off. I should know." she said, smiling.

The Duet: Violin whistles the Song of Healing from Legend of Zelda. It doesn't actually do anything, but it's a nice gesture.

MB!SwapMuffet: "One upside of hiring yourself many times over: you know quite well how they think."

UF!Grillby: "I can probably rally a few Grillbys, too. Especially since he likes multicolored ones."

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Just assault him with a rainbow." she says, smiling. "This two alone should certainly disarm him, the horny bastard." said the spider what runs a brothel.

Fanta: ((Idea

Fanta: ((First attempt fails

MB!SwapMuffet: "But, well, again, there's no such thing as too many backup plans."

Fanta: ((Everyone gets "punished"

Gaster: ((Nnnh, I don't know

The Duet: ((No please.))

Gaster: ((Scumster's into really freaky shit

MB!SwapMuffet: (the issue with that is that I'm here)

Fanta: ((It doesn't have to be rped

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Gaster: ((I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with that

The Duet: ((But...ech, thats turnign Scumster into Bio))

MB!SwapMuffet: (then what's even the point, by then?)

MB!SwapMuffet: (the fun thing about having a very specific voice for muffet is that I start reading the ooc stuff in her voice too)

MB!SwapMuffet: (its a good time)

Fanta: ((Mm, yeah, bad idea

Gaster: ((To give you an idea of how fucked up Scumster is: He likes his partners to be scared.

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MB!SwapMuffet: (he's got a couple of them in a near Stockholm-syndrome level, but there's still the majority who just thinks he's an asshole)

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Fanta: ((idk, your plot

The Duet: ((So Gaster is basically from r/Strugglefucking))

Gaster: ((A good of his partners have developed learned helplessness

Fanta: ((I just think it's too soon to beat the villain

The Duet: ((Scumster, that is))

Gaster: ((I mean, we could do some rallying tomorrow

MB!SwapMuffet: (yeah)

MB!SwapMuffet: (and I think we're both pulling plots and details out of our asses here, slarv)

Gaster: ((basically fellby and muffet are like, "there's a huge fucking asshole, wanna help get rid of him?"

Gaster: ((I pulled this plot out of my ass, actually.

MB!SwapMuffet: (like I said, unless l grillby started badmouthing them, I was kind of under the impression all three of them were in a polysexual type deal)

MB!SwapMuffet: (until, not unless)

MB!SwapMuffet: (that one was actually my fault, not autocorrect)

Fanta: ((I was thinking you were gonna do like some walking dead "kill them from the inside" type thing

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MB!SwapMuffet: (nah)

Gaster: ((Tbh it kind of is?

MB!SwapMuffet: (just get him tongo)

Fanta: ((I HC scumster as negan and nobody's gonna stop me

Gaster: ((After we get rid of Scumster the sexy bakery's probably going to get a lot more... moral?

Gaster: ((as moral as a whorehouse can be, that is

MB!SwapMuffet: (well, kind of, but I meant more like...a polysexual relationship in which all three members were into each other, not just grillby and muffet are actually together and scumster is just kinda pretending he's a part of it)

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh I misunderstood which you were responding to there)

MB!SwapMuffet: (shows me for not looking up while intyped)

MB!SwapMuffet: (and, yeah, despite the tracking collars and battery extenders which extend more than the battery, without scumster's influence it would be a better place)

Gaster: ((A lot of the employees would be free to go, I think

MB!SwapMuffet: (and you better be damn sure scumster's got something SUPER strong in the 'extender' department on the underfell mettaton.)

Erron: ((Giggity?))

MB!SwapMuffet: (very giggity)

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MB!SwapMuffet: (and yeah, I don't think grillby or muffet have any intention of forcing people into the business)

MB!SwapMuffet: (that kinda shit is mostly the void douche.)

Gaster: ((I've been dancing around the word, but scumster's bill cosby

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The Duet: ((Void Marty))

Fanta: ((Scumster is Marty

MB!SwapMuffet: (i mean, even in fanta's initiation, sure grillby got a bit Predatory, but for the most part they were pretty accepting of the idea of Fanta getting uncomfortable and leaving)

MB!SwapMuffet: (Fucking msrty)

MB!SwapMuffet: (he's like if Marty and Jerry met and had a love child)

Erron: ((Jamie: I wanna work here... Muffet: How good are you at cooking? Jamie: You know what I mean. Muffet: Kid, fucking, NO.))

MB!SwapMuffet: ("Why do we keep letting you in")

Gaster: (("because the door's not locked..."

Erron: ((You two just made it even funnier))

Fanta: ((The problem with a plot like this is that conflict can be a bit... risque to say the least

MB!SwapMuffet: ("GRILLBY, WHY HAVEN'T WE HIRED SECURITY YET? THIS IS HALF BAR, AND WE JUST LET MINORS WALK IN?")

MB!SwapMuffet: (yeah)

The Duet: ((The Duet have probably walked in there and played a few times. And have yet to figure out that its a seedy nightclub because they're blind and it sounds like a Grillbys to them))

Gaster: ((See, that's why I've been tiptoing around a lot of things.

Gaster: ((Like scumster's... everything.

MB!SwapMuffet: (i dunno how he wooed muffet and grillby enough for them to start the image of them all being together)

MB!SwapMuffet: (but he did it, and it's a time of regret for all involved)

Fanta: ((We're the big swinging dick of this world--have been for a long fucking time...but it seems people are forgetting that. So now our big swinging dick is going to swing harder...and faster, until we take off like a motherfuking helicopter and blow all these motherfukers away

Gaster: ((he started off somewhat vanilla

Gaster: ((and then worked up from there, until it got too much for them

Fanta: ((Then he was possessed by the great dragon anankos

Gaster: ((and then the fire nation attacked

MB!SwapMuffet: (and of course, their polysexual relationship shtick was popular enough with the crowd that dropping that image could have genuinely been bad for business by then.)

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MB!SwapMuffet: (basically,muffet and grillby really really dislike him and the fact that they have to associate with him, but, well)

Gaster: ((money is money. It's the one thing they love the most.

MB!SwapMuffet: (i figure he's also somehow a good source of money to keep everything running, because otherwise I have no idea why they keep him around)

MB!SwapMuffet: (but at this point the monetary gain pales in comparison to the psychological loss. For them and their employees.)

Gaster: ((he caters to the deviant art crowd, and that's the only way he turns a profit.

Gaster: ((and it's just barely enough to be a profit

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MB!SwapMuffet: (i was more thinking that he was just fucking rich somehow or another and sunk enough of that fucking richness into the business to be worth keeping sround)

Fanta: ((Howbout instead of bad shit, you just make him into really reaallly creepy fetishes

Fanta: ((Like inflation

MB!SwapMuffet: (because there needs to be SOME reason grillby and muffet didn't kick him out the door before now)

MB!SwapMuffet: (so sorry is one of his favorites)

Gaster: ((that is what he's into

MB!SwapMuffet: (and about the only one that actually likes him outside of Stockholm syndrome)

Gaster: ((eeh, idk about crapping on so sorry, his creator actually recently wrote a post that's been floating around tumblr

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Gaster: ((the hate's getting to him mentally

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Gaster: ((I think

MB!SwapMuffet: (i don't hate so sorry. I think he's fine.)

Gaster: ((I do too.

MB!SwapMuffet: (the character, the person, everything. He's just a dude.)

Fanta: ((Maybe the three of them used to be good buddies, went into business together, and then he just went downhill and they want to get their buddy back

MB!SwapMuffet: (and seems like a pretty fun fight tbh)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Honestly, so sorry isn't even a bad fight either))

MB!SwapMuffet: (see, maybe we could go with that, but that's really not the tone muffet and Grillbz have been taking)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And at one point it was broken and broke the pacifist run which is always fun))

MB!SwapMuffet: (what? Is it not supposed to negate a pacifist run if you kill him?)

Fanta: ((Hmmm

MB!SwapMuffet: (apparently they did like him enough to be in a relationship for some time but idk)

Gaster: ((Nah, Grillbz and Scumster were pals.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It used to not negate a pacifist run, I'm pretty sure))

Gaster: ((But Fellby thinks his friend's gone for good.

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh, okay)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Pretty sure you could fight a few things without penalty))

MB!SwapMuffet: (and muffet got bad vibes from the start)

Fanta: ((Maybe grillz and scumster were, but muffet wasn't?

MB!SwapMuffet: (having met him after Grillbz, when he'd already started falling down the slope, and not biased due to being friends with him before)

Fanta: goes looking for a client

MB!SwapMuffet: keeps up her scheming

Asriel_Dreemurr: has been in the bar, probably having had gone back to the smol Fanta in the bar.

Fanta: smol fanta is still asleep

Gaster: is in the bar, trying to get his goggles at a good setting.

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to Gaster, probably because he's bored.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What are those?"

Gaster: looks at Asriel. He [i]really[/i] looks at Asriel. Oops.

Gaster: Something I'm using to correct my vision.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah. I wasn't aware you had bad vision."

The Duet: These two are still trying to figure out a gig.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are they working?"

Gaster: I've been blind for the past two weeks, Asriel.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."

The Duet: "We could just play here...?" "No Violin, nobody's even here other than the skeleton guy." They don't actually know AD is there.

Gaster: But yes. They're working.

Fanta: finds someone, giving them a "private show" smol fanta whimpers a bit in her sleep, smiling

Asriel_Dreemurr: has been sitting there for like an hour just being quiet.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Fanta?"

UF!Grillby: He does what a Grillby normally does and polishes a glass.

MB!SwapMuffet: (>tfw you decide spontaneously to have muffet use gratuitous French but don't know French so you have to wonder whether you're actually using it right.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah he polishes a glass. Gaster glASS DICK))

MB!SwapMuffet: "Ah, this is going to be fun, [i]mon cheri.[/i]" muffet said, smiling. "Perhaps we should go for some of our more, uh...niche skilled employees? I can certainly think of a few which might be of use."

Fanta: the smol fanta makes various boden noises, softly. She looks pretty happy about it

MB!SwapMuffet: wepl wouldja look at that, so is she. She is kind of a grillby, in some questionable fashion.

Barchar: is very confused

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well I feel uncomfortable but also kinda turned on

UF!Grillby: "Hmm, indeed. Which ones did you have in mind?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What the fuck did I just say..."

Barchar: [s]and kind of aroused[/s]

MB!Gaster: The Mettaton from earlier appears. He looks like he wants to throw up, but he, unfortunately, does not have that installed. A few dancers go to comfort him.

The Duet: The Duet try to ignore that.

Fanta: finishes up with the patron, checking out and heading back to the bar. She walks through the anydoor with a glazed smile

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, it depends on our approach, I suppose. Violence? Diplomacy? Appealing to his...interests? Or something a bit more clever? C

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think Fanta is doing her... Job? Should I call it that?"

Fanta: H-howdy

Barchar: "Oh, hi Fanta. I guess you were having fun."

UF!Grillby: "Perhaps a mix of all three would work the best."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your clone was making noise."

Fanta: flops down on the couch next to the clone, reabsorbing it

Fanta: O-oh shit. Sorry

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, it's fine."

Gaster: I assume you're enjoying your job?"

Barchar: "Don't apologize. C

Fanta: It's fun

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"

Barchar: [s]"it's really hot"[/s] "It's not easy for you to control, I know."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess if you aren't being beaten it's okay."

Fanta: I've gotten to know the place better, Grillby and Muffet are nice

Fanta: Gaster is... sketchy

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks at the collar.

The Duet: Kek. C.

Fanta: But apparently he's getting fired soon, or something

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Y'know, collar isn't that bad, to be fair."

MB!Gaster: The Mettaton sobs. "He... oh god, he unhinged his fucking jaw and..." He whimpers, hugging the dancers close.

The Duet: Chello seems to 'sneeze' while looking at the book, making a loud trumpet noise.

Gaster: ... I swear, every other Gaster I meet is a huge asshole.

The Duet: Violin shrugs. "Guess theres more people here now, feel like playing?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I agree."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're the only nice Gaster I know."

Gaster: I know a couple other Gasters who are okay. One's a dog.

Fanta: stretches a bit, "Mmmhm... once he's taken care of I might stay, I like it there"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh? A dog?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hmmm...okay. So, we gather up everybody. We lead with the two of us, and the various other uses we accumulate." muffet pulls out a list of employees, circling one of her. In a notes section, it says 'Well trained. Fills a mind control niche. Careful.' "We make sure to bring her. She could be useful. From there, we do our job, and see how things pan out."

Gaster: Yup.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."

Barchar: "I'm glad they're taking good care of you. They should be, too." she says, a bit of a darkness in her cheery tone on the second sentence.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know, if you are happy and they aren't hurting you, I don't really care if you're doing it."

The Duet: Chello shrugs, and they close the journal, walking up to the bar again.

UF!Grillby: He looks up from his glass, adjusting his glasses. "I've got an Asgore who fills the whole bara niche. He's strong."

The Duet: ((It's Chime))

The Duet: ((Can't have a Chime character without bara jokes))

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. If we're doing that, why might need to expand our plan, then. I was then no we focus on just the two of us. Or, well, you know what I mean. The multiples of two of us."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe I should check the place out. They do anything other then prostitution?"

Fanta: It's helping get my mind off things

Gaster: ((what

Gaster: ((is there a joke i'm not familiar with here

Fanta: Dancing, drinks, the works

Fanta: And there's a bakery in front

Fanta: Password is hot cross buns

MB!SwapMuffet: a barkery, deary

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Password? Huh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is it like, a strip club or just general dancing?"

UF!Grillby: "Oh, I see what you mean. Well, I think the Asgore's got a... fling with an Outertale version of me, who specializes in pressure points."

Fanta: Strip club

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Think Jukon would be pissed if I went?"

The Duet: ((Nope <.<))

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The Duet: They're just playing a quiet orchestral cover of Heartache right now. They don't seem to be playing for money, and are seemingly just playing to keep their minds to something.

Asriel_Dreemurr: quickly leaves money by the two anyways. Probably likes that song.

MB!SwapMuffet: raises her eyebrows. "A dangerous combination." she says, tapping her finger idly on the paper. "Normally, I wouldn't want them anywhere near me, together. I this case, it's could be very, VERY useful."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You do anything other then the sex stuff?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "I'd rather not play to him too much, though. I don't want him leaving here happy. We should use this as a last resort, if none of the other plans work."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh Fanta is rip))

UF!Grillby: "I'm not sure if Gaster reacts to alcohol, but if we can get him soaked in it... well, he's not going to want to be around fire, now is he?"

MB!SwapMuffet: laughs. "Now, that's a threat to get him to go."

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UF!Grillby: "Definately. We just need to find a way to get him drenched in it."

MB!SwapMuffet: "I almost want to lead with that, but it'd risky. We don't know what else he might bring with him."

Fanta: I talk to people, but my job is to entertain

MB!SwapMuffet: "We have bottles, deary. Absence of anything else, we glass him."

Fanta: I can do whatever I want, so long as it draws in money

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So I could pay to just sit down and have a drink with you?"

Fanta: Heh, you know there's a place for couples

Fanta: Mhm

Fanta: It's got a bunch of toys

UF!Grillby: He glances behind him, at the array of alcohol behind him."

UF!Grillby: "Yeah..."

Fanta: If you and jukon wanted a fun night

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...you sound like a salesperson."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And it's working, jeez."

MB!SwapMuffet: has trained you well, despite not being the one who trained you

Fanta: smiles

Fanta: It's a nice place, just stay away from gaster

UF!Grillby: He sighs a little, glancing around. "Just think... soon we'll get this whole place to ourselves..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

MB!SwapMuffet: "So. First plan, the appeal. From there, we try to convince him to leave. If that doesn't work, we try the truly fun plan. If THAT doesn't work, we let these two loose." she pointed at the muffet and outertale grillby. "And run. Give them 20 minutes and we could convince him to go celibate."

Fanta: Your mom would probably freak, though

MB!SwapMuffet: "I know." she says, sighing. "It's going to be wonderful."

UF!Grillby: Grillby grins. "Oh, Muffet, I love you and your plans."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

Fanta: Really?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think I'm old enough, so."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The illegal part, I dunno."

Fanta: Your funeral, dude

MB!SwapMuffet: "I know, love." she says, grinning mischievously. "And he wont." she takes the list, erasing the circles. "We'll have to see how we need to schedule things, though. We need to somehow get them all on a break at the same time."

Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs."

Fanta: I don't think it's illegal there

MB!SwapMuffet: suddenly, her smile widens. Her plan just got better. But it could wait.

Fanta: sits up

UF!Grillby: "Well, if we can convince the Alphys up front to hand over the mic, we can call them all into the same room."

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Fanta: Thanks for being ok with this

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MB!SwapMuffet: "I suppose, but I don't want this to be too suspicious until it actually happens."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

MB!SwapMuffet: giggles slightly on those last few words.

Fanta: It's sort of helping

UF!Grillby: "Right... of course, we could cover it up as a... special event. But it might lure [i]him[/i] into the room too."

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Fanta: Getting a new job, and one I actually like instead of just something to pass time

MB!SwapMuffet: claps. "Perfect! C

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UF!Grillby: He shakes his head. "Alright, but we've got to tell them what's going on."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sex is great."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Of course."

MB!SwapMuffet: "We're not him. C

Fanta: Mhm

MB!SwapMuffet: "Now...i do have one last little addition to the plan."

UF!Grillby: "Yes, dear?"

Fanta: It's even better without a form

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can be anything, huh."

MB!SwapMuffet: "He wants to appear as the boss. The alpha male. The top dog."

Fanta: Yup, it's always fun

UF!Grillby: "So you're saying we humiliate him."

Fanta: You never got the hang of that, but I did

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, maybe we can talk some more over a drink, and I can take a look around the place."

Fanta: Alrighty

MB!SwapMuffet: smiles. "I doubt it's going to come to it, but if we do need to loose Mrs. Brainwash and her friend Keepyoufrommoving, perhaps we make a spectacle of it. C

Fanta: I'll head back there later, for now I'll be here

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hell be such a top dog drooling on the floor while we tell him to get the hell out of our business."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll stay till your ready."

UF!Grillby: "... Then again, he might like that. I don't even know with him anymore."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not so keen on just going."

Fanta: ((Boy i sure am glad azzy is tired today

MB!SwapMuffet: shakes her head. "I doubt it. Nothing thst paints him in such a lowly light."

MB!SwapMuffet: "And even if he does, while I'd rather he not leave happy, if it's all we have left...c

MB!SwapMuffet: "Sacrifices do need to be made."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Poor little goat is tired))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well, not really little))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You get my point))

Fanta: ((Poor little goat got mindfucked a few days ago and still feels bad

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What happened?))

UF!Grillby: He falls silent. "Muffet. If things go south, and I mean really, [i]really[/i] south, we run. We find a timeline where they're missing a Grillby and a Muffet and we try to blend in there. Alright?"

Fanta: ((He doesnt like reading tulpa horror stories, for obvious reasons

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh no))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's okay, Azzy))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((They're just stories))

Fanta: ((I found one from /mlp/ and while im laughing because its stupid he's crying in a ball on the couch

Fanta: ((And then i give hugs

Fanta: ((And chocolate

MB!SwapMuffet: "...of course, deary. I love this establishment, but not with my life. And not more than you." she says, standing up straight. "But unless Brainwash flies off the handle, i think we should be safe."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I wish I could hug him))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I give my virtual hugs))

MB!SwapMuffet: (i figure they have to have codenamed or some shit for their employees so they can actually tell them apart)

Fanta: ((I made him softer the other day

UF!Grillby: He nods, but still seems a little uneasy. "I just... I just don't want him doing horrible things to you."

Fanta: yawns, leaning on ad

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tired?"

Fanta: ((Imma possess tonight and go on a tulpa chat

Fanta: Mhm

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume you have work hours?"

Fanta: Last guy was very enthusiastic

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who was it?"

Fanta: Nah, just get something done every day and then i can go home

Fanta: Some skeleton, don't quite remember the name

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Was it sans."

Fanta: Weirdly enough, the first non-asriel i've fucked

MB!SwapMuffet: "I'll be fine, [i] mon cheri end[i]

MB!SwapMuffet: (shit I hit enter instead if bsckspace)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Noice))

Fanta: No, don't quite remember the name

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I do that all the time))

Fanta: Not anyone I know

MB!SwapMuffet: (its fucking mobile)

Fanta: ((I like hitting apostrophe

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay. You done for the night?"

Fanta: Probably

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I'd like to talk over a drink, sometime."

Fanta: Well there's drinks here

MB!SwapMuffet: "Even if things go poorly, I can always escape." she once again shows her flexibility and flow-y movements off a bit. "I have my ways of escape."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't get paid to drink here."

Fanta: Heh, fair point

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I'm sure if I am to be a regular, they'll trust me."

UF!Grillby: He nods, setting the glass aside and leaning towards Muffet. "I know you do, sweetcheeks."

MB!SwapMuffet: (>tfw you forget the first line of dialouge and the second line sounds stilted because it restates information)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The owners, that is."

Fanta: yawns again

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Gonna sleep?"

Fanta: Yup

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Goodnight, Fanta."

MB!SwapMuffet: chuckles and adjusts her glasses. "Come now, dear, shouldn't we save this until after the plan succeeds? It's clever, but it's hardly my best work."

Fanta: Oh.. wait

Fanta: Did you tell jukon yet?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

Fanta: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We'll probably go together, if not, I'll ask first."

Fanta: I mean about erron

UF!Grillby: He reaches forward and traces Muffet's chin. "Maybe we should, maybe we shouldn't."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, shit."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I have not."

Fanta: Yeah oh shit, her ex husband's dead

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I think she's asleep."

Fanta: This isn't gonna be pretty

Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes his head.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You might aswell be asleep for it."

MB!SwapMuffet: smiles. "I suppose there's no harm in celebrating a job TO BE well done. You know where my suite is, deary."

Fanta: Nah... Two people to help would be better than just one

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Okay."

Fanta: Wake me up when she gets here

Asriel_Dreemurr: puts an arm around Fanta.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Goodnight."

Fanta: snuggles in

Fanta: Night

Fanta: sleeps

UF!Grillby: "Of course. See you soon, dear." He motions over another Grillby to take his place.

Fanta: ((And im off for a while

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Gaster: ((See you

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks about when she falls asleep.

MB!SwapMuffet: heads off to finish up some work.

MB!SwapMuffet: (gotta do dishes be back in about 30 minutes)

Gaster: is still in the bar, messing with his goggles.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Taking awhile, need any help?"

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Gaster: ... It's like going to the freaking eye doctor, only without someone asking "Do you prefer one, or two?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Gaster: And I have no idea how to get to the better one.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's sucks."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Try asking who made them."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "When you can."

Gaster: I made them.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Ah."

Gaster: But the thing is, one setting's better for seeing things that are close, and one's better for seeing things that are far...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, can you change different sections?"

Gaster: No. These aren't bifocals.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "well, I'd choose being farsighted."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Better then nearsighted."

Gaster: I guess you're right...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is it easy to change it?"

Gaster: Yeah. Almost too easy.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then just change it when you need to."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, if you want to read a book, change to nearsighted, and when you're normally walking around, change back."

Gaster: ... You know, I should have thought of that sooner.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't worry about it, sometimes you can just get too focused on finding a single solution, and miss the other solutions."

Gaster: chuckles. "Yeah. That's the consequence of being a scientist, I suppose."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure eventually you'll figure out a way to have both near and far vision."

Gaster: It's called glasses, Asriel. I'm getting glasses this weekend.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Glasses over top the goggles? Or are you not blind, and just impaired?"

Gaster: Impaired. My vision started coming back... I want to say three days ago.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "probably should go tomorrow. Usually takes a few days to have the lenses come in."

Gaster: Mmmh.

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ey))

Ant: ((Yo))

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Five Characters: ((Ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ey))

Gaster: ((Heyo

Asriel_Dreemurr: "what cause the impairment?"

Five Characters: ((How's it going, seems fairly dead

Asriel_Dreemurr: Caused*

Gaster: A fireball, I think. Straight to the eyes.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ouch. Who sent the fireball?"

Gaster: Joyful Asgore, if I recall correctly.

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Five Characters: ((5 days later my meme is still processing

Five Characters: ((I'm just gonna delete it

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Ant: (( welp. shit. I gtg ))

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Gaster: ((se you ant

Five Characters: ((Bye

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Gaster: ((Yay, people are filing in

MB!SwapMuffet: (yeah but I'm typing, like, a paragraph to bring in Brainwash. So...yeah.)

DamnDude: (( Loading up DD.Exe ))

MB!SwapMuffet: (gonna be a little bit before I talk much)

DamnDude: (( So i played 2v2 for glory for 1.5 hours ))

DamnDude: (( And now im burned out on 2v2 ))

DamnDude: (( Anyways, i might disappear for a moment and get on my laptop ))

Gaster: ((Okay.

MB!SwapMuffet: walks up to a private quarters, somewhere in the business. She knocks on the door. "Come in, love~" a muffet calls from inside. Mbm opened the door, to see brainwash having a meal. It's damn near gourmet. She was always a high-performance employee, it was difficult to deny that. "Ah, another client?" she said, standing up with a twinkle in her eyes. "Something like that." mbm conceded. Brainwash tilted her head. "Hm. Obscurity. That IS a new one." she walked over to mbm, swinging her hips and stretching her arms sinuously. She moved one down near mom's face. "Perhaps I can convin-" mbm grabbed her arm, nonchalantly. "I trained you, deary. Don't try your moves on me, I invented them." brainwash Harum he'd. "What do you want?"

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MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, we DO have somebody for you to work on. You remember Gaster?" "Ah, that one you and grillby are with? Yes, of course deary." "Yes...with." There was a twinkle in the Non-swapped muffet's eyes. "Ah, did he break up, and you want somebody to come make him remember why you were together?" mbm thought. "Something like that."

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MB!SwapMuffet: (it isn't confusing which one is talking, is it? There is a problem with role playing two people who are technically the same person)

MB!SwapMuffet: (you seem very apprehensive about whether you want to say something. )

Gaster: ((I was actually typing something out.

MB!SwapMuffet: (i say that because I have typing notifications on)

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh okay)

Gaster: ((You're fine by me.

UF!Grillby: Fellby also headed somewhere deep within the business, tapping on a door before just walking in. "Hey, buddy, I've got a job for you." A silvery blue Grillby looked up from his star projector, his flames flickering a little. "........Yes?" [br] [br]"... You know Gaster? We've got an issue with him, and I could use your help."

MB!SwapMuffet: tells Mrs. Brainwash the plan. By the end, she's smiling wide and cackling. "Ah, I see. I don't see why you don't simply lead with me, but whatever makes you happy, love." mbm keeps her blase expression. "Because, deary, you and I both know that if we let you loose, you're not going to stop at who we want you to go after." the Non-swapped muffet shrugged, conceding the point. "So, I take it you're in?" Brainwash gives a toothy smile. "I was in before you asked, deary." mbm finally smiles a bit, nodding and leaving her to her meal. At least she got one dealt with.

UF!Grillby: "Look. You and I both know you miss your home. If you help me take care of Gaster, I'll personally escort you there myself." [br]Pressure-points seemed to consider this, a small arc of plasma shooting from his corona. Eventually, he stood, extending his hand. "You've got a deal."

The Duet: ((I have officially lost all faith in my mother. She visited, and got me some allergy medication))

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The Duet: ((It's not allergy medication, I just took two, she was watching me like a hawk))

The Duet: ((This shit is some kind of ADHD Sleeping medicine. I just got fucking roofied by my mother))

Gaster: ((wht the fuck

MB!SwapMuffet: (dude)

Five Characters: ((jesus

Gaster: ((call the fucking cops, that's abuse

MB!SwapMuffet: (that's just fucking creepy)

MB!SwapMuffet: (seriously what the hell)

The Duet: ((If I stop talking sometime soon, I probably fell asleep))

Gaster: ((alright, try to fall asleep somewhere safe, okay?

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The Duet: ((k))

MB!SwapMuffet: makes her way to her suite. It is, somewhat predictably, covered in spiderweb.

Fanta: ((Computer just fucking died

Fanta: ((Also what?

MB!SwapMuffet: (what exactly are you whatting? )

The Duet: Commonly reported side effects include: hypotension, drowsiness, lethargy, sedation, fatigue, upper abdominal pain, and headache. Other side effects include headache, and dizziness. ))

UF!Grillby: He heads to Muffet's suite as well, knocking on the door.

Five Characters: ((Headache is commonly reported and another side effect

The Duet: ((Also. This shit has fucking withdrawal))

MB!SwapMuffet: ('hypnotism' is a side effect?)

The Duet: (( Mental depression swelling of the feet and lower legs as well in the 'rarer' section ))

The Duet: ((Thats Hypotension you fuck))

MB!SwapMuffet: (wtf is your mom trying to brainwash you with medicwtion)

Five Characters: ((What the hell

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh)

Five Characters: ((Yeah call the cops

MB!SwapMuffet: (wow I really misread that)

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The Duet: (( Rare Anxiety blistering, burning, crusting, dryness, or flaking of the skin chest pain or discomfort confusion as to time, place, or person decreased urine output dilated neck veins drowsiness dry mouth fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse fever general feeling of discomfort or illness holding false beliefs that cannot be changed by fact hyperventilation irregular breathing irritability itching, scaling, severe redness, soreness, or swelling of the skin large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, or sex organs lightheadedness, dizziness, or fainting mental depression paleness or cold feeling in the fingertips and toes pounding, slow heartbeat problems in urination or increase in the amount of urine raised red swellings on the skin, lips, tongue, or in the throat restlessness seeing or hearing things that are not there shaking shortness of breath skin rash swelling of the face, fingers, feet, or lower legs tightness in the chest tingling or pain in the fingers or toes when exposed to cold trouble with sleeping troubled breathing unusual excitement, nervousness, or restlessness unusual tiredness or weakness vivid dreams or nightmares weight gain wheezing ))

The Duet: ((Did I fucking take joy or some shit ))

Fanta: ((You took fucking joy

MB!SwapMuffet: "Come in, [i]mon cheri[/i]" muffet said, sitting down on her couch.

MB!SwapMuffet: (have fun)

Five Characters: ((Well

Fanta: ((Was it blue?

The Duet: ((White little circles))

Five Characters: ((I can't even say anything about that what the hell

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The Duet: ((Also I love at the bottom of the page))

Gaster: ((That's really fucked up that she tricked you into thinking it was allergy meds

MB!SwapMuffet: (that's a lot of fucking side effects)

The Duet: ((That makes me feel better))

The Duet: ((*And death.))

Five Characters: ((Holy shit

MB!SwapMuffet: (Wooooow)

The Duet: ((But thats only if you overdose on it))

Fanta: ((That's fucked

MB!SwapMuffet: ()what the hell was going through her head

The Duet: ((Which kinda goes general for every drug))

Gaster: ((And you took two, which is probably over the normal dose

Gaster: ((When I double dose by accident it just makes me super jumpy

Fanta: ((Now I'm thinking of what laharl would say while joy mutating

Gaster: ((so you probably won't die

Five Characters: ((>probably won't die

Five Characters: ((gj

The Duet: (( A total of 693 drugs (4114 brand and generic names) are known to interact with the drug ))

Five Characters: ((that's insane

Gaster: ((that's... comfoting

Gaster: ((/s

MB!SwapMuffet: (holy fucking shit)

Fanta: ((Well golly gee i hope you havent taken anything else in yeard

The Duet: (( 17 major drug interactions (56 brand and generic names) 663 moderate drug interactions (4000 brand and generic names) 13 minor drug interactions (58 brand and generic names) ))

Fanta: ((*years

The Duet: ((ALSO I CAN FUCKING FEEL MYSELF LOSE MY APPETITE GODDAMNIT I JUST GOT OFF VIVANCE CANT I FUCKING EAT))

UF!Grillby: Fellby strides into the room, sitting next to Muffet.

Gaster: ((You shouldn't take adhd stuff in the evening anyway, what the hell was she thinking?

The Duet: ((Also, as i've said before, I have a naturally low blood pressure problem))

The Duet: ((It runs in my family))

MB!SwapMuffet: "I've talked to Brainwash. Somewhat unsurprisingly, she's in. We do need to watch her. She might well fly off the handle."

The Duet: ((And this is shit that is supposed to sedate you and lower your blood pressure))

UF!Grillby: "Pressure-point's in too. He wants to go home, I promised I'd take him there."

Five Characters: ((And why did your mother even do this wtf

Fanta: ((Woww...

The Duet: ((So i'm likely to get blood pressure so low i'll become whiter than napstablook))

MB!SwapMuffet: (u think your mom's actually trying to kill you dude)

Gaster: ((like, shit, she just double dosed you on purpouse

The Duet: (("ITS MODE OF ACTION ON ADHD IS UNKNOWN"))

The Duet: ((REALLY. IT FIGHTS ADHD. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW.))

Five Characters: ((what

Gaster: ((how many milligrams is each pill?

Fanta: ((THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR

The Duet: ((JESUS THIS IS FUCKING GREAT.))

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Five Characters: (("this is a medicine that cures adhd. we don't know why it just does"

MB!SwapMuffet: nods. "That's an offer we should extend to them all at the end of this, truthfully. There are plenty that genuinely enjoy working here, no need to keep around those unwilling."

Gaster: ((heck, how the fuck did she get these pills

The Duet: ((0.1 Mg according to drug.com. But this shit is strong))

MB!SwapMuffet: (dud she buy that shit off the black goddamn market)

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The Duet: ((Like, the vision in the corner of my eyes is a little blurry. I normally only get that when I fuck up and accidently double dose on Vivance because my prescription gets wrong))

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UF!Grillby: "Indeed. I've heard Toriels crying because they miss their families."

The Duet: ((Also it's great i'm not a pregnant female because this shit kills babies))

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Gaster: ((she just gave you an abortion pill what the heck

Five Characters: ((It's the pill of death basically

DamnDude: (( So on the pathway from my phone to my laptop, I had dinner ))

The Duet: ((Not 'kills them' but it can basically give them 18 different cancers on birth))

Gaster: ((oh

The Duet: ((Which is why women aren't suggested to take this))

MB!SwapMuffet: shakes her head. "This place will be much better off without the third member if our little trio."

The Duet: ((But hey, on the bright side, my headache is gone))

Gaster: ((At least you have that.

The Duet: (( This stuff is normally taken for: ))

The Duet: (( Hypertension Pain Pheochromocytoma Diagnosis Hypertensive Emergency Alcohol Withdrawal Anxiety Benzodiazepine Withdrawal Migraine Prophylaxis Perimenopausal Symptoms Smoking Cessation Bipolar Disorder Opiate Withdrawal ))

The Duet: ((I repeat. This is the shit they give bipolar disorder and OPIATE WITHDRAWAL people))

The Duet: ((This shit is literally a drug you take while you're going cold turkey))

Five Characters: ((>cures withdrawal >gives withdrawal

DamnDude: (( well then ))

MB!SwapMuffet: "What should we do with his suite?" she murmured, putting one hand over her mouth

The Duet: ((This si like the fucking paradox drug))

UF!Grillby: "Hire a disaster cleaning crew."

Fanta: ((Just found this http://www.amazon.com/Organic-India-Joy-90-V-Caps/dp/B003PGAO6Q

Gaster: ((Lots of drugs do this, actually

Five Characters: ((It's like they just threw chemicals together and said "this is useful for things so let's give it to people"

Gaster: ((Like, antidepressants can make suicidal feelings worse in the first few weeks

The Duet: ((My personal favorite line on this page))

The Duet: ((OH YEAH BY THE WAY))

The Duet: ((Wait shit Chime))

The Duet: ((S word.))

The Duet: ((Fuck.))

Five Characters: ((uhm

The Duet: (([u]MAGEVAATI DO NOT LOOK ABOVE THIS POINT PLEASE WE LOVE YOU AND WE HAD A BAD[/u]))

DamnDude: (( ~MV, DO NOT READ PAST THIS POINT~ ))

Gaster: ((oh crud

Gaster: ((it slipped my mind sorry

Fanta: ((rip

Five Characters: ((it's k

The Duet: ((Anyways.))

The Duet: ((It's fine))

Gaster: ((whew, good thing MV's at a dance tonight

Fanta: ((Lol these reviews

The Duet: ((This shit is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN WITH DEPRESSION OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT))

Five Characters: ((phew

Fanta: (("I've tried using 5HTP, upping my B vitamin intake and a variety of other products to help increase positive mood. Even with those changes, I was still feeling pretty down for no apparent reason. A friend recommended JOY and I absolutely LOVE this product. I've noticed a huge difference in my ability to think rationally and I just feel more... joyful! I will definitely purchase again!"

The Duet: ((BECAUSE THIS SHIT CAUSES RULE 2))

Five Characters: ((oh damn

Fanta: ((Fuck man

Fanta: ((That's bad shit

DamnDude: (( ~I SWEAR, IF YOU LOOK PAST THIS POINT [s] I WILL END YOU[/s] YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED~ ))

The Duet: ((I have literally taken Joy))

Fanta: ((How long ago was it?

Fanta: ((Can you throw it up?

The Duet: ((5-10 minutes ago. And they're tiny little circles))

The Duet: ((That shit is probably already digested))

Fanta: ((Shit, if it was a capsule

Fanta: ((But they've probably melted

The Duet: ((Soo yeah. I'm just not gonna take anything ever from my Mother))

MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, of course, it's going to need cleaning, the furniture needs to help moved out, and possibly exorcised while we're at it. But we do need to do a thing with it."

MB!SwapMuffet: (are you not gonna talk to your mother about this)

MB!SwapMuffet: (or, yeah, call th police, or SOMETHING)

MB!SwapMuffet: (cause holy fucking shit)

UF!Grillby: "Hmm, I don't know. What would you do with an empty room, dear?"

The Duet: ((But whatever))

The Duet: ((I'm gonna see if I can outlast this stuff because nothing that small should last too long))

The Duet: ((And I don't want to fall asleep with this in me))

MB!SwapMuffet: shakes her head. "Not sure. We have time to think."

Gaster: ((Try to find something with caffeine in it. That should help you stay awake.

Gaster: ((Or try smelling something minty.

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Five Characters: ((Oh, Slarv, I've been getting more and more emotional responses

Fanta: ((That's good

Five Characters: ((I ask them a question, I breathe in harshly, they give their answer

The Duet: ((Gonna go

UF!Grillby: "Yeah... all the time in the world."

The Duet: ((Fuck I like accidently hi thte enter key))

The Duet: ((Gonna go make a glass of c))

The Duet: ((cola))

Fanta: ((Azzy went through a day with a ton of them, then just stopped almost entirely with them

Gaster: ((okay

Five Characters: ((Alright, I hope you'll be fine

Fanta: ((http://www.amazon.com/Organic-India-Joy-90-V-Caps/dp/B003PGAO6Q

Rick A-301: ((This is for slarvath https://m.soundcloud.com/deeyaywob/snas-x-tutorial ))

Five Characters: ((Eventually the responses got less and less emotional, then I realized her responses were very tired

Five Characters: ((So she might not respond for a little while either

Fanta: ((Fuck you B that came from grand dad first

Fanta: ((All they did was slap shitty soriel pron on it

Fanta: ((Brb teaching Azzy not to ship trash

Five Characters: ((lel

MB!SwapMuffet: (DONT LISTEN TO HIM AZZY)

Five Characters: ((I played that and in the other room "who's playing careless whisper"

MB!SwapMuffet: (LET YOUR SHIPPER RUN FREEEE)

Fanta: ((I'll cut you

: B is Alive and Well and Living Only in Theory's connection timed out.

MB!SwapMuffet: (you can't do that over the internet ya bich)

Five Characters: ((Azzy you can make your own decisions, it's fine if you don't like it

Five Characters: ((If you do though be freeeeee

Fanta: ((I'm gonna read some of these wonderful customer service reviews

Fanta: ((Idk why I put service

Five Characters: ((Actually idk why Azzy would ship things in the first place lol

Fanta: ((He doesn't know much about UT yet lol

Fanta: ((Susan ~ "only took 3 so far and I really haven't started feeling JOY so to soon to really tell when is the best time to take???"

Gaster: ((Maybe that's a good thing.

Five Characters: ((Could be a good thing

MB!SwapMuffet: smiles toothily, leaning on her firemate. "This is going to be the beginning of a new Era for [baking innuendo]. One free of assholes who take people in against their will."

Fanta: ((I've been trying to keep him away from it

Five Characters: ((People talk about the chances of identity crisis and such, but it actually hasn't been confirmed

Five Characters: ((But it's still good to try to keep them away from it just in case

Fanta: ((He's clear he's not Asriel, but I don't want to risk things

Fanta: ((Gracie ~ ""Joy" may be a misnomer. What I personally experience is a slight elevation in mood and at the end of the day it appears that I have accomplished more than when I don't take the supplement. This is my experience after about 2 weeks of usage. Results are subtle but noticeable."

Fanta: ((Anonymous ~ "I've been taking Joy for over two weeks now and I see NO difference in mood, peace or happiness. What a joke."

UF!Grillby: He leans back, smirking. "Yup. Just you and me, and a bunch of happy people." He wraps an arm around Muffet's waist.

Fanta: ((Anon ~ "A friend recommended JOY and I absolutely LOVE this product. I've noticed a huge difference in my ability to think rationally and I just feel more... joyful!"

MB!SwapMuffet: (uhh...whar is this slarv)

Fanta: ((Reviews for joy

Fanta: ((JESUS LOVES YOU ~ "HAPPY"

Gaster: ((that's the creepiest one

Fanta: ((Sounds like he's mutating as he writes it

Fanta: ((Sirin ~ "It works ..."

MB!SwapMuffet: (wtf what is this 's I'm concerned is this an in-game thing)

Fanta: ((No

Fanta: ((real joy

Five Characters: (("It works ..." wow

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh okay so people who have played Lisa making jokes)

Fanta: ((No, no lisa jokes somehow

Fanta: ((Autumnleaves ~ "Great product - truly does work... No edginess"

Fanta: ((c. in sf ~ "take some joy...you won't regret it. doesn't buzz you, just brings some lift you notice when you forget to take it."

Fanta: ((Doesn't [i] buzz [/i] you

The Duet: ((Okay, back.))

MB!SwapMuffet: (you sure? These are sounding like Lisa jokes)

The Duet: ((BUZZ YOU.))

The Duet: ((THAT PERSON DEFINITELY FUCKING PLAYS LISA))

Fanta: ((Oh god these are great

Fanta: ((Out of fun ones

Gaster: isn't messing with his goggles anymore.

Fanta: ((Now imma go let azzy talk on a discord, be back in like 30 minutes

MB!SwapMuffet: "A bunch of very, very happy people." she agreed, in a bit of a purr.

Five Characters: ((My sister walks up to me and says softly "It's beautiful outside" She puts a hand near my face with a smile on it

Five Characters: ((Jesus

UF!Grillby: "Yeah... so happy, they keep coming back for more." He lets loose a soft growl.

Fanta: ((Actually ill still be here with my right hand

The Duet: (( lenny ))

Gaster: ((oh myyyyyyyyyyy

MB!SwapMuffet: (its a beautiful day outside)

MB!SwapMuffet: (sisters are talking)

MB!SwapMuffet: (faces are being drawn on hands)

DamnDude: (( On days like these, siblings like you... ))

Five Characters: ((Should be looking at moons

Five Characters: ((Because that's what my sister thought was beautiful so I'm gonna look at it and probably not die

DamnDude: (( S h o u l d B e H i g h A s F u ck. ))

MB!SwapMuffet: chuckles. "Well, let's stop skirting around this, shall we?" she said, r

MB!SwapMuffet: A twinkle in her eye

The Duet: 99preset))

The Duet: ((PRESENT))

MB!SwapMuffet: and thus, the master bakers did the do

Five Characters: ((Back and am not die

Five Characters: ((Moon was eh, I liked the clouds a lot better, I'm just a cloud person

Gaster: ((so you could say your interest in them was waning

Gaster: ((*the moon

Five Characters: ((but it was a full moon

Gaster: ((but your attention on the clouds was full

Five Characters: ((true

Five Characters: ((your first pun was full of failure tho

Gaster: ((it was

Five Characters: ((that was a pun

Gaster: ((rip

MB!SwapMuffet: (it was eclipsed by the later ones)

MB!SwapMuffet: (I'm glad he tried something new)

Five Characters: ((alright you lunatics you need to step up your game

: Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet] disconnected.

Five Characters: ((get back into orbit

Gaster: ((I apollogize for my failure

Gaster: ((My puns simply aren't armstrong

Gaster: ((But i'm sure you'll be Buzzing about them soon

Five Characters: ((wow that's quite a phase of good puns

Gaster: ((today on cau: are they LISA puns or puns about people who have been to the moon

DamnDude: (( Don't be so full of yourself, TDS. ))

Five Characters: ((but i'm full of lunacy

The Duet: ((Hey))

The Duet: ((Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon))

Five Characters: ((wot

The Duet: ((Neil A. backwards is))

Five Characters: ((yee

The Duet: ((A. lien))

Gaster: ((hoooooo boy

Five Characters: ((holy frick

Fanta: ((FUCK DUDE

Fanta: ((BUZZ

Fanta: ((AND ARMSTRONG

Gaster: ((i wonder how many puns i could make with these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lunar_deities

The Duet: ((I am currently high off my ass i'm sure))

Five Characters: ((welp

The Duet: ((Heh))

Gaster: ((i found my patron god: http://prntscr.com/avab43

The Duet: ((Theres also Louis Armstrong))

The Duet: ((Founder of Jazz, and a famous))

Five Characters: ((that's quite the trivia gaster

The Duet: (([i]Trumpet[/i] player))

Fanta: ((FUCK

Gaster: ((what are you getting at here - oh

Five Characters: ((yes, you weren't papare'd for that pun

The Duet: ((Also))

The Duet: ((Duncan 'Dusty' Armstrong, famous swimmer, known for leaving his competitors in his watery dust.))

The Duet: ((Brad Armstrong))

The Duet: ((Brad))

The Duet: ((Brad is one of the most common names to go with the surname Armstrong))

The Duet: ((Which fits the 'Nobody' title pretty well))

The Duet: ((There was also a wrester))

The Duet: ((Named Brad Armstrong))

Fanta: ((Laharl

Fanta: ((Ur fuckin stoned

The Duet: (( 1961–2012 ))

Gaster: ((there's also a character in fma named armstrong

Fanta: ((WOW

Gaster: ((a whole family actually

Fanta: ((OK

Fanta: ((ADA IS A LITTLE BITCH

Five Characters: ((we already knew that

Fanta: ((HE JUST INSULTED AZZY

Gaster: ((what - oh hell fucking no

Fanta: ((THAT FUCKWAD

The Duet: ((What did th))

Five Characters: ((ADA WHAT THE FUCK

The Duet: ((Screenshots please))

Five Characters: ((YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Fanta: ((im being possessed rn

Gaster: ((if he keeps it up just block the fucking douche

Five Characters: ((hi azzy don't listen to ada he sucks

Fanta: ((So no screenies

Fanta: ((Im on a tulpa discord

Five Characters: ((also we love you so don't let ada bring you down

The Duet: ((I'm contemplating joining this Tulpa discord so that I can keep track of ADA incase he ever mentions his age or does shit like this))

Five Characters: ((or anyone else of course

Fanta: ((Said his english wasnt good

Gaster: ((Azzy, if you can read this, ADA is not a nice person. Ignore what he says.

Gaster: ((well no crap, Azzy's just a youngin

Fanta: ((Bitch, hes 16 days old

The Duet: ((I was gentle with ADA when I had the talk with him, I didn't do anything to antagonize him and just scared him off the idea of a porno tulpa))

Fanta: ((Took control back

Fanta: ((Azzy didn't want to type anything after that, go figure

Fanta: ((Also yeah, you scared him

Fanta: ((For a day

Fanta: ((He backpedaled this fucking morning

Gaster: ((ugh

Five Characters: ((i don't even know how to react

Five Characters: ((this is fucking unacceptable

The Duet: ((Mind sharing screens))

The Duet: ((Screenies))

Fanta: I'll cap the message

Fanta: ((Woops

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/heKPnTe

Five Characters: ((you don't just tell someone their english is bad wtf

Five Characters: ((especially a 16 day old

The Duet: ((Mfw can't use imgur because internet blocks imgur))

Fanta: ((Especially not a fucking cinnamon roll

Five Characters: ((even more especially both of those

Fanta: ((rip

The Duet: ((What's the quote if someone can tell me))

Five Characters: (("your still not good with english azzy. arent you? i understand, english is confusing"

The Duet: ((Okay, can I call him out on this shit in a PM?))

Fanta: ((No... I don't want to start shit

The Duet: ((Alright. But i'm saving that link))

Fanta: ((I'll just not have Azzy talk there anymore, or anywhere ADA can listen

The Duet: ((So I can call this fuck out if he starts being a bitch))

Fanta: ((If it gets out of hand, sure

Fanta: ((But right now, starting beef with a user who, while a bad person, hasn't broken the rules wouldn't be a good thing for a mod to do

Five Characters: ((Brb

The Duet: ((WELL GOOD THING I'M NOT A MOD))

The Duet: ((Spec. Ops Laharl has you covered if ADA starts being a little bitch))

DamnDude: (( Wait, that ADA? ))

DamnDude: (( Well then ))

The Duet: ((Honestly Slar))

The Duet: ((Maybe you should block ADA whenever you're letting Azzy up to the plate))

Fanta: ((Maybe

Fanta: ((Or maybe I'll just keep him here idk

Fanta: ((The whole tulpa discord is... sketchy

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Fanta: ((People making HUD servitors for their vision.. other grossly unethical things

The Duet: ((ADA has somehow managed to piss me off more than anyone else has ever done over the internet))

The Duet: ((And this includes Bio and Ultima))

Erron: ((semeM knaD))

Fanta: ((Well Bio didn't make a sex slave and insult my cinnamon bun

The Duet: ((Also r/TulpasGoneWild is fucking hilarious))

Fanta: ((ikr

Erron: ((wat))

The Duet: ((Just, porn images, with porn titles, marked NSFW, but theres nothing in them. Because they're fucking tulpas))

The Duet: ((Literally and figuratively))

Fanta: ((There's probably some serious people there too, it's great

: Erron [Erron] disconnected.

The Duet: (("Hot and waiting for me on the bed" It's just a picture of a bed))

Fanta: ((Because supposedly if you take a photo of them you can see them in it

Fanta: ((idk, not imposed, although I'm starting to see things in the corner of my eye

The Duet: ((If I ever had a Tulpa i'd probably accidently turn one of my RP characters into a Tulpa))

The Duet: ((And then I would accidently turn another one into a tulpa))

The Duet: ((And then another))

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Fanta: ((I'm using Fanta as my mind-form because apparently I need one

The Duet: ((Seriously, 35% of the reason i'm not going near Tulpas is because i'd probably accidently fucking turn Editor or some shit into a Tulpa))

Fanta: ((You can accidentally make one

The Duet: ((Was browing r/Tulpas, it apparently happens))

Fanta: ((Fuck i derailed again

Fanta: ((BACK TO RP

Erron: ((I don't want Erron in my head, he would judge my every move))

Fanta: is asleep on AD, cuddled up

DamnDude: (( Derailing is my job ))

The Duet: ((Saw a story who really liked Kingdom Hearts, and accidently landed himself a Sora Tulpa because he was an experienced Tulpamancer and went through the whole process on reflex))

Fanta: ((Woops

Erron: ((I'd rather have a ProtoMan Tulpa))

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Asuka [Fabriel].

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Fabriel: *Fabriel enters, holding Asuka's hand

Gaster: looks up. "Hello!"

: act the first [Fiorano] joined chat.

Lua: ((Wait, Gaster wasn't AFK?))

The Duet: ((Tbh I wouldn't mind most of my characters being friends for life.))

Erron: ((ayy

Fiorano: (( yo

The Duet: ((But how the hell would I be able to explain to them once they realize that 'You're kinda a thing I pretended to be a while ago'))

Fabriel: "Howdy, Gaster"

: Asuka [Fabriel] disconnected.

Gaster: ((I've been here allll this time

: B is Alive and Well and Living Only in Theory [Rick A-301] joined chat.

The Duet: The Duet are calmly playing a sort of extremely long orchestral piano-style rendition of It's Raining Somewhere Else.

: B is Alive and Well and Living Only in Theory's connection timed out.

Lua: is making some final tweaks on something he's been working on the last few days.

Erron: -Walks in... Just kidding, he's still dead-

Five Characters: ((Back

The Duet: Steel is still dragging robot bodies through the bar. He still has no chill.

Lua: ((oi))

Erron: ((wb

: High Priest Laharl [The Duet] is now High Priest Laharl [Steel].

Five Characters: ((What've I missed

Five Characters: ((I'm having lunch at 10:34 PM because yes

Erron: ((tulpasgonewild))

Five Characters: ((thatsoundsbad

UF!Grillby: Fellby's probably in the process of stuffing it in Muffet.

Lua: (( God damn it Chime, that's the perfect way to word it ))

Erron: ((It's just pictures with sexy titles, but nobody's there.))

Five Characters: ((oh lol

Gaster: ((fellby has confirmed that spider has puss puss

Erron: ((the age old question, finally answered.))

Five Characters: ((Fellby was actually just trying to get the scientific proof of it and wasn't doing it for pleasure confirmed

Gaster: ((And then he did it again, to confirm his results.

Steel: ((Muffet and Fellby are actually celebrating thanksgiving, and Muffet is holding the turkey, which needs to be stuffed))

Lua: (( and he could do it ALLLL OVVVER AGAIN! ))

Erron: ((And again... o bby)

Gaster: ((and then he shot, and he missed. and then he shot. And missed again.

Five Characters: ((then he got knocked out

Erron: ((long story short: missed))

Lua: (( Fellby was just trying to stuff the turkey, and missed perfectly into muffet. ))

Five Characters: ((then he woke up and had another popsicle

Steel: Steel has so little chill that the robots hes bringing in don't look like robots anymore.

Gaster: ((but he missed

Steel: Someone calm this kid down before he beats the fuck out of something that ISN'T already dead.

Erron: ((he hit something but it wasnt what he was aiming for. So I guess he missed))

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Five Characters: ((so he tried to reload, but he missed

Lua: (( *Steel is dragging Lua into the anydoor ))

Five Characters: ((he dropped the bullet. he tried to grab it, but he missed

Erron: ((he had another popsicle))

Fabriel: the orb levitates into the bar, hovering in the middle

Gaster: Ah. Orb.

Fabriel: stares at it, Fabriel looks a bit concerned, "Not this again..."

Five Characters: ((he tried to throw the popsicle stick out, but he missed

Steel: Steel just fucking. Punches. It.

Erron: ((And then he passed out))

Steel: About 4.5 tons of teenage metallic angst and brotherly guilt just punched that orb.

Fabriel: the orb blasts him away

Jamie (Judas): Is that... the orb?

Steel: He just gets the fuck back up.

Gaster: ((and then he misses

Fabriel: * He picks sukie up, holding her as she simply stares at the orb, entranced

Lua: walks into the bar, slightly unkempt and with his bandanna down.

Steel: Aluminum gets blasted away by a small explosion = Ruins her entire bottom leg and makes her barely able to function.

Five Characters: ((the orb and then he wakes up, and there's a bar in front of his head as he jolts up, but it misses

Five Characters: ((wait

Erron: ((Steel went for another swing, he missed))

Five Characters: ((what is "the orb" doing there

Steel: Steel gets hit by the orb = Jack shit. This is how different these two are.

Gaster: Hello, Lua.

Fabriel: ((It's time

Lua: Good.. night Gaster. *Lua had to think about what time of day it was for a moment.

Fabriel: ((To unlock the monado's power

Five Characters: ((dun dun dun

Five Characters: ((but when he tried to unlock it he missed

Lua: Would that even be the right way to say that?

Erron: ((are you feeling it now, Donald Trump)

Gaster: ... Huh, it is night.

Fabriel: makes a bizarre voice, sounding nothing like her usual self

Fabriel: "It is time"

: act the first [Fiorano] is now Act the Second? [Equinox].

Five Characters: ((mfw people say bernie sanders is communist

Jamie (Judas): -looks at Steel- Ya need some help, mate?

: Asuka [Fabriel] disconnected.

Equinox: (( equinox ))

Gaster: Time for what?

Lua: What time is it exactly?

Gaster: ((asuka: it's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL

Erron: ((TIME TO TI

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Sincere: * He's still on the damn roof wow

Erron: ((TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!))

Equinox: Equinox bursts in, holding two DDay devices. "TIME FOR SOME DOOMSDAY DEVICES....RIGHT?"

Sincere: * He's listening though. [sub]He's always been listening[/sub]

Fabriel: ((Another fucking car

Steel: Steel just looks pissed.

Lua: ((No, the time to tip the scales isn't until the weekend.))

Steel: Like. Really. Fucking. Pissed.

Jamie (Judas): -springs up- TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!

Five Characters: ((We'll be more surprised when Bloo makes a not-car character

Gaster: looks up at this new person.

Gaster: Get. Out.

Gaster: ((*barbra striesand starts playing*

: Act the Second? [Equinox] is now Act the Third and a Half [Nikolai].

Lua: ..OK, am I simply losing my mind or something?

Steel: ((In an RPG joytale-esque situation if we're doing another one, would the Twins work as two seperate characters or one character))

Erron: ((Erron: TIME FOR ME TO COME BACK! Slarv: no, bby.))

Fabriel: springs out of Fabby's hug, he reaches out to her for a split second before red lightning surrounds him, keeping him from moving, he yelps

Five Characters: ((Probably one character

Five Characters: ((Trio was one, Btale was one, yeah

Lua: (( Probably one, that's how most duos/trios worked so far. ))

Steel: ((Neat))

Nikolai: Nikolai silently walks into the bar and trips Equinox, disarming the DDay devices. "lol bitch no"

Nikolai: (( Not-car name bitches ))

Erron: ((O SHIT))

Gaster: Shit, is this girl getting kidnapped by an orb?

Lua: ..I'm probably going to pass out right when I go leave here, aren't I.

Five Characters: ((OOOOOO

Steel: ((I was going to kinda go for a bit of a thing where they count as two different characters, with completely different stats, but get special bonuses depending on the status of the other one))

Five Characters: ((Wait I don't believe it

Fabriel: walks to the orb

Fabriel: looks entranced, Fabriel can't move but looks panicked

Steel: ((For example, Steel entering the battle but no aluminum, if Aluminum is at full health but poisoned outside of battle, Steel has to waste a turn every now and then to check on Aluminum. Etc))

Five Characters: ((Looked it up and it's not a car gj

Lua: (( Considering

Lua: (( I have taken a bit of charge for something, I can allow that. ))

Fabriel: ((The rpg aspect is DD's now

Five Characters: ((Oh cool

Fabriel: ((I'll do some when my arc eventually starts

Nikolai: Nikolai then picks Equinox up and throws him into the Anydoor, dusting his hands off. "There we go."

Steel: ((Steel would operate as complete and utter fucking brute force. While Aluminum would basically be a cheerleader class from DIsgaea))

Steel: ((Doing pitiful damage but dishing out debuffs like no tomorrow, as well as buffing teammates))

Fabriel: the orb looms, as Asuka reaches out

Lua: (( Basically, the plan right now is for my thing to take 2-3 weeks, mostly taking place on weekends because I need to study for AP tests. ))

Lua: (( Well, Weekends and Fridays

Fabriel: "I must defend..."

Steel: ((Huh))

Nikolai: Nikolai promptly leaves. "Goodbye, friends! do

Lua: (( But the first week starts on a saturday, just to make sure we get a good start. ))

Five Characters: (("do"

Steel: ((Basically, the idea is that if Steel levels up, Aluminum just automatically levels with him and vice versa. And they're both dependent on eachother inside and outside of battle))

Nikolai: (( Nikolai presumably got cut off by doomsday devices ))

Steel: ((If Steel is at 10& HP and barely alive outside of battle while Aluminum is in the game, her debuffs are going to be a shitton stronger but she'll barely be able to buff teammates))

Nikolai: Yeah. He got cut off by some explosions from Doomsday devices. Never forget.

: Act the Third and a Half [Nikolai] is now . [Nikolai].

Isaac: -walks in- Jamie! Where were you!? I've been texting you for hours!

Fabriel: touches the orb, it doesn't zap her

Nikolai: (( gtg cya fuckers some other time ))

: . [Nikolai] disconnected.

Jamie (Judas): My phones dead.

Steel: ((If either of them were to go into a 'negative' status, not like a debuff, more like Joy. Where somethin is DEFINITELY wrong with the other. The double will refuse to let them into combat))

Steel: ((Like if Steel was hyped up on Joy or something, Aluminum would refuse to let Steel into a fight. Etc))

Isaac: *long annoyed sigh* You little fucker...

Fabriel: it instead starts changing shape, she stares, slowly removing her hand

Fabriel: *Is panicked

Lua: rested his head on one of the tables for a moment, and slowly snaps back to reality.

Gaster: watches in awe, adjusting his goggles a little.

Steel: Steel just watches. A blank look on his face.

Jamie (Judas): -looks at the orb- ...?

Lua: ..Now might be the time to test.. -yawn- this out.

Isaac: Wh-Huh? -looks at the orb-

Fabriel: it clicks, opening

Lua: adjusts his goggles for a moment, and scans both the orb and Asuka.

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MettatonSEX: ((got home earlier than expected

Jamie (Judas): -Readies his fireballs- ...?

Fabriel: it does some transformers ass shit, turning into some blood red armor and a long red katana

Fabriel: ((Hoi

Erron: ((ayy

Fabriel: ((We orb now

Fabriel: ((Also ADA is a fuckface and insulted my cinnamon bun

Gaster: ((Gaster's got goggles

Jamie (Judas): *gasp* DIBS ON THE KATANA!

MettatonSEX: ((ooh cool

Gaster: ... Well, that's not something you see everyday.

Isaac: Jamie, no.

Gaster: ((also DO NOT LOOK THROUGH LOGS, i let rule two slip by accident

MettatonSEX: enters the bar into this shitstorm.

Fabriel: nope, it latches onto Asuka, pretty forcefully

MettatonSEX: ((ok, thank you

MettatonSEX: ((i dont read the logs anyway so

Fabriel: ((Laharl took joy

Gaster: ((well, no, his mom tricked him into taking adhd meds

Isaac: See... You can't call dibs. It chose that person.

Gaster: ((he's double dosed

MettatonSEX: ((oh

Jamie (Judas): Fuck.

Fabriel: staggers a bit, it hits her with full force. More armor flies on, knocking her down

MettatonSEX: ((is he ok? im worried now

Gaster: ((A lot of shit happened in sexy bakery, muffet and fellby want to get rid of scumster

Gaster: ((Laharl, how are you feeling?

Gaster: ((He may have gone to sleep.

MettatonSEX: ((oh damn i missed it, i kind of want to know

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Steel: ((Sorry, almost passed out))

Erron: ((Fellby later answered the age-old question, "does spider have puss-puss"))

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Fabriel: ((Stayed up till 1:30 erping wowee

Steel: ((They aren't ADHD meds. Thats just what they're called))

MettatonSEX: ((oh my

MettatonSEX: ((oh

Gaster: ((scumster and fellby had an argument and that lead to things happening

Steel: ((ADHD meds are good at keeping you awake.))

Gaster: ((oh right it's a sedative thing

Steel: ((These are just straight up fucking cosby pills and my mom double dosed me with them))

MettatonSEX: ((ugh

Erron: ((wow

Steel: ((I JUST LOVE THE SIDE EFFECTS LIST BY THE WAY))

Fabriel: the katana floats gently into her hand, and with that the orb is gone, fully turned

Steel: ((INCLUDING DEPRESSION, WITHDRAWAL, RULE 2, VARIOUS TYPES OF CANCER, ETC))

Gaster: gets the feeling he should be worried.

MettatonSEX: ((oh no

Fabriel: is on the floor, fabriel is released, he runs to her

: Asuka [Fabriel] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].

MettatonSEX: has no idea whats going on, IC and OOC.

Fabriel: holds her, she's unconscious "Asuka? Asuka!?"

Erron: ((Well, in ooc, we shot, then we missed...))

Steel: Steel isn't paying too much attention to this.

Steel: He's still fucking pissed, and Aluminum is too injured to do anything.

Fabriel: ((In ooc we found real medicine called joy

Steel: Which is why she's back at home.

Fabriel: ((It was fun

MettatonSEX: ((oh

MettatonSEX: ........

Gaster: isn't quite sure what's going either. There's a gote in red armor.

Steel: Seriously, Steel has to actively keep away from looking at Mettaton.

Fabriel: Asuka is not a gote

Steel: Because if he does.

Steel: He is liable to try to turn them into scrap.

Erron: ((Someone make a "Steel's Fucking Pissed" box art))

MettatonSEX: why the fuck is steel mad at him wtf fuck

Erron: ((wtf fuck))

MettatonSEX: ((im not doing it

Lua: is just watching this.

Steel: MTT shot a mini-doomsday device the twins are going to harmlessly disarm.

Lua: (( ...Wait, what? ))

Steel: The explosion ripped her entire bottom-right leg into a hunk of tin and sharpnel and basically ran her through like a can opener.

MettatonSEX: oh right hes mad at metta panicking

Fabriel: tries to get the armor off, it doesn't work

Fabriel: S-someone help

Fabriel: ((rip prince

Jamie (Judas): If I help, can I habe da armor, b0ss?

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Gaster: goes up to Asuka, trying to find some way to pull the armor off.

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Steel: Steel sighs, and just looks at Mettaton. It's a dangerous as fuck look. One that pretty much is the epitome of 'I didn't kick your ass because you were already a crying mess'

Isaac: Jamie, cease, please.

MettatonSEX: tries to find gaps in the armor to pry it off. He probably fails, but.

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Lua: checks his scan, and attempts to assist the group in removing the armor, slightly mindlessly due to how tired he is.

Fabriel: nothing seems to be getting the armor off

Gaster: Well, one thing's for sure. This is very, very good at keeping people out.

MettatonSEX: Yeah no shit.

Steel: Steel steps forward, and cracks his knuckles. Gripping the armor and just fucking pulling with the force of 4.5 tons of teenage anger issues.

Fabriel: you can, however, take the sword it seems

Fabriel: steel manages to pull the shit out of Asuka, still in the armor

Jamie (Judas): -walks up, kracking his knuckles- Please... ladies and gentlemen. Let me, JAMIE, LORD OF DEMONS, Handle this... -He tries to pry off the armor, and breaks his hand- FUUUUUCK!

Gaster: takes the sword. He wonders if he could get the armor off with it.

MettatonSEX: still has the boots, and attempts to saw his way through the armor without hurting Asula.

Lua: scans the sword, and he his holosword now looks like the new sword.

MettatonSEX: *asuka

Steel: Steel rolls his eyes, walking away with a 'Welp I tried' look.

MettatonSEX: *wtf this aint atla

Steel: Damn, he's an asshole when he's pissed off.

Steel: ((Azula))

Fabriel: D-don't hurt her

Jamie (Judas): MY HAND, FUUUUUCK!

Gaster: tries to use the sword as a crowbar.

Fabriel: ((Azula

MettatonSEX: ((yes yes i know

MettatonSEX: I'm not trying to.

Fabriel: it doesn't work, the armor is staying put

Gaster: ((now i'm thinking of that audio where azula's va ordered a pizza in character

MettatonSEX: ....

MettatonSEX: ((omg

Lua: Wait, I just realized something..

Gaster: Dan it.

Gaster: ((*damn

Erron: ((Azula, the mic rulla, the old schoola, you want a trip, i'll bring it to ya))

Lua: Why are we trying to remove the armor exactly?

MettatonSEX: ((dan it

Gaster: Because an orb drew her in and incased her in itself.

Fabriel: What is even happening...

Jamie (Judas): -Trys to pry it off- HNNNNNNNGH! -He breaks his wrist- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Lua: I mean, can they still move at least, because we're not doing anything to this armor.

Steel: ((Bu vision is getting blurry))

Lua: As in, even when we work together, it's not budging.

Steel: ((I think i'm gonna go to sleeep))

Fabriel: Asuka seems fully mobile

Jamie (Judas): ISAAC! Get me a bomb... I'M GETTING THIS AR-- I mean, we're helping a "friend"

Fabriel: ((Don't die laharl

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Erron: ((laharl pls)

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Steel: good night

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MettatonSEX: ((gn please be safe

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Isaac: We're not blowing her up...

Gaster: ((whaaat the heck just happened

Gaster: ((it like

Gaster: ((kicked me out

Jamie (Judas): Sacrafices must be made, Isaac.

Fabriel: D-don't you dare

Lua: looks over to Jamie, holding his new holo-sword close to Jamie's neck.

Isaac: Jamie, you're an ass.

Fabriel: picks her up, holding her close. Her arms swing, looks like the armor moves after all

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Jamie (Judas): -looks at Lua- I'd drop you if both of my wrists werent broken.

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Lua: I'd slit your throat if I weren't around people I respect.

Lua: is too tired for this shit.

Gaster: summons a small blaster. "Watch yourself."

Fabriel: walks over to the couch, gently sobbing, "I'm so sorry... Asuka.."

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Isaac: -walks up to Lua- Sorry about my asshole friend...

Isaac: He's all talk.

Jamie (Judas): Fuck you Isaac!

Isaac: Nah, I'm good.

Fabriel: holds her

Lua: turns off his blade, lets out a soft yawn, and looks back to the issue at hand.

MettatonSEX: ......

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Gaster: So, your daughter's stuck in armor.

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Fabriel: I don't know what's going on...

Isaac: Come on, dude. We're goin' home.

Jamie (Judas): Nob off.

Isaac: Jamie, I will fucking drop you.

Jamie (Judas): Do it, pussy!

Isaac: -Throws a bomb at Jamie-

Jamie (Judas): Oh shi-- *BOOM*

Gaster: flinches. "What the hell?"

Lua: ...Alright, I'm around pyromaniacs and armor orbs.

MettatonSEX: jumps.

Isaac: -drags Jamie throy the anydoor- -looks at Lua- I've seen worse...

Fabriel: Stop.. now

Fabriel: Please just.. let me... I don't know what's happening

Gaster: We all need to calm downa nd figure this out.

Isaac: -Throws Jamie out of the anydoor- I'll just stay and watch...

Lua: decides to get another scan on the armor to see if he can get any useful data.

MettatonSEX: Mmh...

Fabriel: We've been around that orb before... this is the first time it did... that

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Isaac: -has an idea- H-Hey, you... I know how to get the armor off. -walks up to Asuka, and hands her the D4- This will reroll any items you have at the moment.

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Fabriel: Asuka is passed out and in fabby's arms rn

Fabriel: O-ok...

Fabriel: takes it

Gaster: Huh. So our solution was surprisingly simple.

Isaac: Don't worry... it's not dangerous, you might end up with 4 eyes, and a knife in your hand, but it helps.

MettatonSEX: ...

Isaac: -shrugs-

Lua: scans the die for a moment.

Lua: ...I'd honestly stick with the armor for now.

Isaac: -looks at Lua- You sure?

Gaster: It's better than possibly having things be worse.

Isaac: Eh... I guess.

Lua: I remember and old friend had a die like that, it seems like a lot of the effects could be worse than the armor.

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Lua: ((an*))

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Isaac: -opens a juice box- *slrrrrrp* What was his name?

Lua: Azazel.

Gaster: ((WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT MENTAL IMAGE

Erron: ((what image?

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Gaster: ((I GOT THE IMAGE OF HIM SLURPING HIS JUICE BOX LIKE HE'S TAKING A BONG HIT

Erron: ((Isaac: Hit up the Juicebox bro))

Gaster: ((420 juice it

MettatonSEX: ((it's 4/22

Gaster: ((okay fine

Erron: ((Drink Juice Everyday))

Gaster: ((422 juice it

Lua: ((IT'S 4/20 #2!))

Gaster: ((dank juice

Erron: ((I love this chatroom))

Gaster: ((I do too

Gaster: ((i hope the queen of england had a happy birthday

Lua: (( Hitler's birthday is actually just a 9 day long celebration, with a day break after 4/20. ))

Lua: (( Just so God can save the queen ))

Erron: ((fact))

Erron: ((God needs to call her name, and save her from the dark))

Gaster: ((and wake her up

Gaster: ((before he go gos

Gaster: ((don't leave hanging on him like a yo yo

Erron: ((Damn, that was clever.

Isaac: There are other versions of Azazel? *Slrrrrrp*

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Erron: ((ayy guys)

Lua: I mean, with how there's other versions of everyone, I'd doubt Azazel would be excluded from that.

Isaac: Huh... neat.

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Gaster: There's tons of me.

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Isaac: We should focusing on the problem at hand...

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MettatonSEX: You're the best you

Lua: has been checking the scan for either weak points or to see if the armor is actually dangerous.

Gaster: blushes. "I could say the same to you."

Gaster: ((the funny thing is

Gaster: ((this really is the best gaster we know

MettatonSEX: ((yep

Lua: (( So far, every other Gaster has been an asshole ))

MettatonSEX: whirring noises

Lua: (( they've either been villains RPed to be villains, Joyful, or Fell ))

Gaster: ((there used to be another good gaster, but he's long gone

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Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.

Erron: ((HC: There is a gaster named Dr. Dank))

MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster close.

MettatonSEX: ((wing dank gaster

Lua: is closing his eyes every few seconds while checking the scan, he's no longer paying full attention to this.

Erron: ((better)

Gaster: ((won ton gaster

MettatonSEX: ((wing dong gaster

Gaster: I'm glad I can finally see you, darling.

MettatonSEX: I'm glad too.

Lua: feels like an idiot for not realizing why Gaster had the goggles.

MettatonSEX: lifts Gaster into the air, kissing his love.

Gaster: The goggles make me look like an idiot, th - mmmh!

MettatonSEX: Nooooo, they look cute on you.

Gaster: They make me look like a bug.

MettatonSEX: A cute one.

Lua: looks to gaster with a slightly annoyed look in his eyes under his goggles, and looks back to the armor.

Gaster: Alright, fine.

MettatonSEX: whirrs louder.

Gaster: Of course, I don't need sight to find you. All I've got to do is be cute and you start whirring.

Lua: gives out another yawn, and is now using on of the tables to support his body at this point.

MettatonSEX: Well that's always. You're the cutest.

Gaster: blushes.

Gaster: then looks over at Lua.

Gaster: Tired?

Lua: More than -yawn- ..usual.

Gaster: Hm. You should probably get some rest then. Do you get plugged in?

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Lua: No, I still sleep normally, just I need to replace the secondary batteries so I can actually move in the morning.

Lua: I still have a little bit of me left.

Gaster: Ah, I see.

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Isaac: Hmmm... I wonder what the alternate me is like...

Fabriel: ((Gave my prof a scating review

Lua: I'll try to see if I can get any information on the armor, but I probably should get some rest.

Fabriel: ((*scathing

Isaac: ...

Gaster: ((a scating review would be just shitty

MettatonSEX: ((dont talk shit literally omg

Erron: ((eeeey

Gaster: Indeed. You can't perform your best if you're tired.

Isaac: Tell that to Samson.

Lua: Fair point *Lua gives another slight yawn.

MettatonSEX: ....

Fabriel: ((This is the fuccboi who assigned a 4 page paper at 11 PM the night before class

Gaster: You know, Grillby rents out rooms if you don't think you can make it back home.

MettatonSEX: Mmhm.

Lua: I'll be fine, but thanks for the offer.

Fabriel: ((ZOZZLE

Gaster: ((what

Fabriel: ((http://imgur.com/eFEkxID

Fabriel: ((Top fucking lel

Erron: [s]-Smokes more kuush-[/s]-drinks more juice- *SLRRRP*

Lua: gives a light wave to everyone, and leaves.

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Gaster: Bye.

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Gaster: ((lmao

Erron: ((crashed

Gaster: ((tbh i don't shower each day since it wrecks my skin

MettatonSEX: ((im gonna go to bed gn

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Gaster: ((I usually just wash y hair

Gaster: ((gn

Erron: ((GN

Fabriel: ((gn

Fabriel: ((At least you do something

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Fabriel: ((Hi

Erron: ((ayy

Fabriel: ((http://imgur.com/eFEkxID

Fabriel: ((Look what I found

Erron: ((another link I can't use.

Erron: ((FUCK 3DS

Gaster: ((it's ada being a unhygenic fuck

Erron: ((whats new)

Lua: prepares his arm and leg batteries for sleeping.

MB!SwapMuffet: (i only shower like once a week uhh)

Fabriel: ((Welp

MB!SwapMuffet: (anyway I'm just popping in I need to sleep)

Gaster: ((okay goodnight

Fabriel: ((gn

Erron: (gn

Erron: ((BACK ON PC, WOO!

Fabriel: ((Well I, for one

Fabriel: ((Am gonna take a shower

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Erron: ((k

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Gaster: ((i'm gonna go to bed

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Erron: ((welp

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FullArmorJeska: (Hello?

FullArmorJeska: ((DD?

Lua: (( oi ))

FullArmorJeska: (youre up?

FullArmorJeska: ((just got home from work

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DamnDude: (( I'm just about ti get dressed for school ))

FullArmorJeska: ((lame

DamnDude: (( I gotta give you credit, for doing rp at an hour I always have trouble even just waking up at. ))

FullArmorJeska: ((noy really doin any rp, just open up cau and hope someone gets on

DamnDude: (( ahh, alright ))

FullArmorJeska: ((Ad gets on early though

DamnDude: (( I mean, more so when the situation is switched and it's a normal time for most of us except you/ ))

FullArmorJeska: ((yep I'm workin during cau prime time

DamnDude: (( also, I'm planning to make your chapter at least on a weekend day for you. ))

DamnDude: (( If you don't need me to change it/ ))

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FullArmorJeska: ((remeber though, my weekend is you friday and staruday

DamnDude: (( exactly ))

FullArmorJeska: ((hey bread

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ey))

DamnDude: (( This is gonna be the last thing I say before I gtg, but I'm doing fridays-sundays for the chapters, and I'll try my best so that yours is a saturday to me. ))

FullArmorJeska: ((btw if it doesn't work out, you can use an alternatice TK-421

: Yazan [FullArmorJeska] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

DamnDude: (( There's one issue with that ))

DamnDude: (( The demon. ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((yea

Jeska or Jukon: -is asleep back home-

DamnDude: (( I do have back up plans to slightly extend this though, as in there's currently one bonus chapter right now, plus the bonus bosses in between chapters. ))

DamnDude: (( But I seriously gtg now ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: is in the bar. He had woken up from the bar, and is just looking around, bored.

DamnDude: (( see ya guys ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bye))

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Jeska or Jukon: -is asleep at AD

Jeska or Jukon: -at Ad's house

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up and returns to his house, and goes to the bedroom, sitting on the other side of the bed.

Jeska or Jukon: -is snoring,.....loudly

Asriel_Dreemurr: silently says "Geez, can you snore any louder?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles a bit to himself.

Jeska or Jukon: -such a graceful creature. eventually she wakes up, muttering- dont fuck me in the ass and tell me you are fucking me in the ass

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?"

Jeska or Jukon: huh?

Jeska or Jukon: -yawns- oh morning

Jeska or Jukon: how are you babe

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good."

Jeska or Jukon: anything new?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Y'know, I've been thinking about the working out thing."

Jeska or Jukon: really?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think maybe it'll be fun to do it together."

Jeska or Jukon: -waves him over- sounds good

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm fairly strong, so I should probably focus on cardio, right?"

Jeska or Jukon: yeah, be more agile

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds good."

Jeska or Jukon: don't worry we'll still cuddle and all

Jeska or Jukon: but you'll likely be less tired after awhile of this

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm gonna stink, but it'll be worth it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sweat doesn't go well with fur."

Jeska or Jukon: give a reason to bathe together

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds good to me."

Jeska or Jukon: wanna get under the covers with me first though?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."

Asriel_Dreemurr: slides into the bed, and gets next to Jukon.

Jeska or Jukon: thanks

Jeska or Jukon: -hugs on to him, shes not wearing clothes-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was talking to Fanta about that bakery thing."

Jeska or Jukon: bakery thing?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's where Fanta decided to take a job."

Jeska or Jukon: not being a whore

Jeska or Jukon: -plays with AD's tail-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I'm not sayin that, they have a strip bar, and we could have a drink with Fanta, and haves her paid to do it."

Jeska or Jukon: wait I'm lost, bakery is where?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno, some timeline. Has a password and everything."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's prostitution and a strip bar."

Jeska or Jukon: Fanta is at the strip cub

Jeska or Jukon: club*

Jeska or Jukon: we are suppose to be her cilents?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Clients, but we can just talk."

Jeska or Jukon: hell nah if we're payin I want a show

Jeska or Jukon: -said jokingly

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Jeska or Jukon: you want a lap dance though?

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not unless you would be okay with it, anyways."

Jeska or Jukon: I'll give you one'

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but you won't get paid."

Jeska or Jukon: if Fanta gives us both one I'm fine with it

Jeska or Jukon: it'll pay rent

DamnDude: (( DD's confused radar is going off. ))

DamnDude: (( Well, not radar ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd have her do one to us

Jeska or Jukon: it'll be a good prank

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Jeska or Jukon: 'sides I give you a happy ending at the end of my dance

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Jeska or Jukon: so can we meet Asgore today?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."

Jeska or Jukon: I wonder how much he is like my timeline's ASgore

DamnDude: (( We're off to see the king, the wonderful king of the underground! ))

Jeska or Jukon: -starts playing with his ears- pleaseeeeeeeee

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's busy, I can't do that..."

Jeska or Jukon: awwwww

Jeska or Jukon: have you talked to him about me?

DamnDude: (( Well, i gtg again before im on achool wifi ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

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Jeska or Jukon: ((k later

Jeska or Jukon: he say anything>

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's like to meet you when he can."

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Jeska or Jukon: surprised we have crossed paths yeah

Jeska or Jukon: yet*

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Jeska or Jukon: btw I think your mom wants grandkids

Jeska or Jukon: ((hey flame

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not surprised."

Jeska or Jukon: made some subtle hints

Jeska or Jukon: ((Toriel: -shakes Jukon- I WANT KIDS NOW

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe we should, I dunnozl

Jeska or Jukon: he, good luck with that

Jeska or Jukon: oh that reminds

Jeska or Jukon: I wrote you a letter did you get it?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."

Jeska or Jukon: No? I put it in the mailbox, that shit is suppose to be instantaneous

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "No it's not."

Jeska or Jukon: yeah its suppose to go to your phone or computer

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's email."

Jeska or Jukon: whats the difference>

Asriel_Dreemurr: "One is computer based."

Jeska or Jukon: I don't get it

Jeska or Jukon: whatever, I'm still gonna punch the mail man

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He doesn't do email

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Email is automatic"

Jeska or Jukon: who can I punch there

Jeska or Jukon: then*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yourself."

Jeska or Jukon: -play punches AD-

Jeska or Jukon: ((IN THE DICK!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ouch."

Jeska or Jukon: opps

Jeska or Jukon: let me fix that -kisses the spot-

Jeska or Jukon: ((IN THE DICK

Jeska or Jukon: so wanna start working out now?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."

Jeska or Jukon: unless you wanna fuck lets start with running

Jeska or Jukon: -sits up-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

Jeska or Jukon: -gets out of bed and starts to get dressed- wait, which one did you want to do

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Running now."

Jeska or Jukon: Ah .....damn -gets dressed- lets start then

Asriel_Dreemurr: follows."

Jeska or Jukon: -starts down the sidewalk at a jogging pace- so can we jog to the beach?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Surely

Asriel_Dreemurr: ."*

Jeska or Jukon: lets go then point out the directions

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

Jeska or Jukon: -some time passes cuz fuck rp jogging-

Jeska or Jukon: how you doing?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Agh..."

Jeska or Jukon: you still with me

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."

Jeska or Jukon: feeling that burn yet?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've been..."

Jeska or Jukon: come on we have to be close to the beach now

Jeska or Jukon: right?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."

Jeska or Jukon: -runs faster- COME FLUFFY MOVE THAT SWEET ASS

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Jeska or Jukon: -more time passes-

Asriel_Dreemurr: runs faster with her.

Jeska or Jukon: ((flames

Jeska or Jukon: -evetntually they get to the beach- finally

MB!SwapMuffet: (through the fire and them)

Jeska or Jukon: think I broke a sweat

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thank fuck..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: is very sweaty.

Jeska or Jukon: keep walking though, dont just stop

Jeska or Jukon: body needs a cool down

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps walking.

Dr. Fintevious: -enters the bar-

Jeska or Jukon: lets get some water

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Bondertale: Toriel waves. "Good morning, doctor."

Jeska or Jukon: ((Fin: TORIEL LETS F***!

Dr. Fintevious: hello Tori

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."

Jeska or Jukon: -stops at the board walk and gets two water bottles, hands one to AD- good job

Asriel_Dreemurr: "God..."

Jeska or Jukon: the best part comes next though

Dr. Fintevious: -sits down and leans back on Tori-

Dr. Fintevious: How are you doing? is anything new?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What..."

Jeska or Jukon: we sprint back how

Bondertale: "Not particularly, that I know of. Thankfully."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ahhhhhh."

Dr. Fintevious: -pulls out a letter- Asgore asked me to give this to you

Jeska or Jukon: good view of the beach huh

Bondertale: raises an eyebrow, opening up the letter.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Dr. Fintevious: -its and invite to his wedding to Young Tori-

Jeska or Jukon: its an*

Jeska or Jukon: you ready to go back?

Bondertale: toriel thinks for a second. "I suppose I have some plans to make." frisk folded their arms. "Yes, dear, that means you have to wear something 'fancy'." frisk rolled their eyes.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I guess.""

Jeska or Jukon: you led, I'll follow behind

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ugh..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: starts.

Jeska or Jukon: -follows, staring at AD's ass the entire time

Dr. Fintevious: he isn't having the wedding here

Dr. Fintevious: its going to be back home, and not a large event, mostly friends only

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Asriel_Dreemurr: looks back, and says "Like what you see, huh?"

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Jeska or Jukon: think I'm going to sleep on it tonight

Bondertale: "I imagined." Toriel said, nodding.

Dr. Fintevious: I'm to be his best man

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh really?"

Bondertale: "I imagined that equally." she said, folding up the invitation and sliding it back into the envelope.

Dr. Fintevious: Shin was offered it but he turned it down

Bondertale: "I never did peg him as much of a sentimental person."

Jeska or Jukon: find out what makes a better pillow, your ass or chest?

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps running.

Dr. Fintevious: hes not, but he is completely devoted to the Dreemurr family

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Dr. Fintevious: its the only thing his is concerned about

Jeska or Jukon: he is

Jeska or Jukon: he is*

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Jeska or Jukon: -after a while- you gunna pass out on me?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck... Maybe..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks winded af

Bondertale: "So, if anything, he'll likely be standing guard. Just in case."

Bondertale: "After all, asgore is a powerful person. There has to be somebody in the world that wants him dead."

Dr. Fintevious: thats is pan

Dr. Fintevious: that is his plan*

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps goin thought

Asriel_Dreemurr: Though.

Jeska or Jukon: if you fall, I'll carry you back

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I promise... I mean I... I won't..."

Jeska or Jukon: I'd make some type of promise to do something sexual to you to encourage you, but I don't think that would work

Dr. Fintevious: not that many people in the bar were invited though

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything... Is better then this...."

Dr. Fintevious: I now Azazel was,

Dr. Fintevious: know*

Bondertale: "Well, tell Asgore it's an honor to be invited."

Jeska or Jukon: finish this and I'll consider it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh... Okay..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: is breathing heavy.

Asriel_Dreemurr: his arms are weak.

Asriel_Dreemurr: palms are sweaty.

Jeska or Jukon: we are almost back

Asriel_Dreemurr: moMS SPAGHETTI

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We are... Oh thank god..."

Jeska or Jukon: theres the house

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh sweet baby Jesus..."

Dr. Fintevious: its going to be at the castle,

Dr. Fintevious: he doesn't plan to even announce the wedding

Jeska or Jukon: I keep hearing about this Jesus guy

Jeska or Jukon: -they arrive-

Jeska or Jukon: haaaaaaa, that was a decent run

Asriel_Dreemurr: enters.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh my... Fuck..."

Bondertale: "Hm. Interesting. Do you know when it's taking pla?"

Bondertale: Place

Dr. Fintevious: soon

Jeska or Jukon: ((got to set it up with slarv))

Jeska or Jukon: -grabs a towel and wipes some sweat off- feelin good champ?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No..."

Jeska or Jukon: need a massage?

Bondertale: "Mmn. Helpful." she said, raising an eyebrow.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I need a shower..."

Dr. Fintevious: in a bout 2 monts

Asriel_Dreemurr: is very very sweaty.

Dr. Fintevious: months*

Jeska or Jukon: how about we fill up the bathtub instead?

Jeska or Jukon: relax in there a bit

Bondertale: (its gonna take you two months to set this up?)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... Yeah sure..."

Jeska or Jukon: ((in CAU time, real life, doubt it

Bondertale: nods. "Well, I'll try to keep a week open."

Jeska or Jukon: -walks to the bathroom- if you don't want to

Bondertale: (CaU time is very strange. Sometimes it's accurate to real life, sometimes it's slow, sometimes it's fast)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I do... I'm just so tired, I sounds not... Fun..."

Jeska or Jukon: ((its whatever works for us

Asriel_Dreemurr: walks with her.

Jeska or Jukon: not fun -turns on the water- I mean if you wanna get kinky thats fine too

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No... I mean, I don't care..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm fine with that..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: is still taking deep breaths.

Jeska or Jukon: just get in the tub and relax

Asriel_Dreemurr: slips into the water, and has a huge sigh of relief.

Jeska or Jukon: we can always fuck later

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."

Barchar: curse you and your refusal to bang in her dimension.

Asriel_Dreemurr: did undress, he didn't go in with his clothes.

Jeska or Jukon: -strips and enters too, leans against AD

Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is nice..."

Jeska or Jukon: hmmm yep

Jeska or Jukon: -rests her head on his shoulder- can't sleep here though

Jeska or Jukon: don't wanna drown

Asriel_Dreemurr: "yeah, you'd drown."

Dr. Fintevious: theres plenty of time

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I don't think you would."

Jeska or Jukon: was talkin to you

Dr. Fintevious: have you seen barchar lately?

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans his head on her shoulder.

Barchar: has been here the whole time, bud

Dr. Fintevious: -was asking Tori for a reason-

Bondertale: "She's just been in her corner since I got here."

Jeska or Jukon: -kisses his head-

Jeska or Jukon: luv youz

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Love you too..."

Jeska or Jukon: even though you hated it, I'm really glad you went through with this

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...How's the teaching going?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know you hate that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should get fit, only fair."

Dr. Fintevious: you talk to her at all?

Jeska or Jukon: I'm getting better I think

Jeska or Jukon: you'd be able to tell if the mailman could do his damn job

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He is, also, coulda just gave me the letter."

Bondertale: "I...no. I haven't."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Instead of sending it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "To our house."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...From our house."

Jeska or Jukon: shhhhhh -puts a finger on his lip-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Jeska or Jukon: -washes his head-

Jeska or Jukon: damn you shed a lot

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."

Jeska or Jukon: you should like collect a lot of it and sell it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What."

Dr. Fintevious: if you wouldn't mind, I would like to go to your timeline

Bondertale: "I see no reason why I would."

Jeska or Jukon: I bet someone would love to buy that shit, some creepy stalker or human with a monster fetish, hell maybe a fan, you have some fans here right?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not doing that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's creepy."

Jeska or Jukon: yeah it is weird

Dr. Fintevious: I'm ready to go whenever you are

Dr. Fintevious: maybe we'll come across Asgore too

Bondertale: "Hm...let's wait a bit. Just a while."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, how do you like the idea of making Fanta do a lap dance for us."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet she'll either be uncomfortable or very aroused."

Dr. Fintevious: alright, we'll pass the time with tea and cuddles

Bondertale: "That sounds lovely."

Jeska or Jukon: I'm hoping that it'll be awkward

Jeska or Jukon: there is a chance is might end up in a threesome though, so we'll have to tread wisely

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Jeska or Jukon: kind of prefer the whole be with one person now instead

Jeska or Jukon: but this is Fanta

Jeska or Jukon: shit I'm at a loss

Dr. Fintevious: be right back -heads to the back and makes some tea honey bread-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It'll be fun, we can stop her if we want to."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just have a drinks like

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Talk a bit."

Asriel_Dreemurr: Drink."*

Jeska or Jukon: gettin excited to be honet

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you?"

Dr. Fintevious: -walks back with it- here we are

Jeska or Jukon: prank her I mean

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."

Dr. Fintevious: golden tea, and coffee crumb cake with a honey glazing

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It'll be fun."

Jeska or Jukon: hows your body?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "In pain."

Jeska or Jukon: need a massage- starts massage his legs-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Jeska or Jukon: -snuggles up close and massages his body-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We should get out soon, lie down."

Bondertale: "Absolutely splendid." Toriel said, pouring herself a cup.

Jeska or Jukon: yeah, wanna make sure you are feelin beter though first

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

Dr. Fintevious: so are we waiting for any one?

Jeska or Jukon: -starts scrubbing him down to finish up with the bath-

Bondertale: "Hm? No, it's just that I only just got here."

Dr. Fintevious: oh , then there is no reason to leave early

Asriel_Dreemurr: finishes bathing.

Jeska or Jukon: lets dry you off an get in bed

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets out, and dries himself. He's still a bit damp, but hardly.

Jeska or Jukon: -helps clean and dry- heres the blow dryer

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets fully dry.

Barchar: wakes up, screaming, running over and hugging Toriel.

Bondertale: tori blinks "Uh...good morning?"

Jeska or Jukon: -hugs and walks with AD to the bed-

Barchar: "G-good morning, Toriel."

Dr. Fintevious: Barchar....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe we should hang at the bar."

Jeska or Jukon: yeah thats works

Jeska or Jukon: its too early for bed

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, heading to the Anydoor.

Jeska or Jukon: -follows- Hey faggots whats up

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, everyone."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon, that was a bit rude."

Barchar: after shaking for a while, she lets go. "Sorry, A-am I not supposed to do that?"

Jeska or Jukon: no one cares AD

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay then."

Bondertale: "It was a bit...sudden. And random. Why did you even come to me?"

Barchar: "I dunno. I just...did." she shrugged.

Dr. Fintevious: considering the circumstance, no

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Chara."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And Toriel, Fintevious."

Dr. Fintevious: Hello AD, and its just Fin

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah, alright, Fin."

Asriel_Dreemurr: walks to the couch, and takes a seat.

Bondertale: "Good morning Asriel." Toriel said, turning to him and waving.

Barchar: waves at ad, too.

Barchar: "I-i'm sorry, I wasn't thinking."

Asriel_Dreemurr: waves back to the two.

Jeska or Jukon: well looks whose mr. popular

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck, Jukon... I need to tell you something..."

Jeska or Jukon: what?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Unless some bullshit that doenst make sense happened, from what I know Erron had passed."

Jeska or Jukon: Wha...what?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Apparently he was killed by some giant robot, but I don't know."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry."

Barchar: just looks down. "I...i guess I'll just...go back now."

Jeska or Jukon: -seems to sink down-

Dr. Fintevious: -sighs- hold on

Asriel_Dreemurr: has a sad look.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... Maybe he'll come back. He did last time."

Dr. Fintevious: recall everything you can that caused you to run

Jeska or Jukon: maybe, I just...

Jeska or Jukon: -lies down-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm really sorry..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over, and sifts through her hair.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jukon: I forgot to get the money...))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jukon: now I'm broke...))

Barchar: "Well, i was sleeping, and I just...woke up. But I woke up on the moon, A-and they were doing SOMETHING to erron, and...it felt like I was there, and I wasn't, and-"

Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon: bet his dumb ass left it in the mountain house

Bondertale: "That just sounds like a dream, dear."

Barchar: "...i don't like dreams."

Dr. Fintevious: something to Erron?

Jeska or Jukon: -gets in a hunched up position-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay...

Barchar: "I don't know what it was. Which just makes it worse. I'm supposed to know."

Jeska or Jukon: how'd you find out?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Barchar told Fnata and I."

Jeska or Jukon: what robot?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."

Jeska or Jukon: I'm starting to hate this place

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."

Bondertale: "Preach." toriel said, glancing at jukon. "Yet we all keep coming back."

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks about the people in the bar.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I guess that's the big coat of having friends."

Asriel_Dreemurr: Cost*

Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs.

Jeska or Jukon: ...yeah

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You alright, BarChar?"

Barchar: "Yeah, I'm...I'm fine, Asriel. Thanks." she smiled at him.

Dr. Fintevious: does it mean anytihng? with erron's death recently

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You don't seem fine..."

Barchar: shrugs

Jeska or Jukon: .....

Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs.

Jeska or Jukon: -grabs AD's hands and wraps it around her-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you two need hugs?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, that was a coincidence.

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs Jukon.

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Jeska or Jukon: I hate myself right now

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You shouldn't..."

Jeska or Jukon: he didn't even know I was back

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Jeska or Jukon: and I could have saved him

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe not..."

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Dr. Fintevious: -sits on toriel's lap-

Dr. Fintevious: this only works because of how small I am compared to you

Barchar: "I know I say that I see everything in this dimension, but that's not quite true. I see everything on Earth. Once we get into space, things get fuzzy. I can KINDA see the moon, but all I know is that's there."

Dr. Fintevious: so Erron might be on the moon

Bondertale: "Once again, my 15 year old child is abkut a third of a foot taller than you."

Barchar: "Theoretically."

Dr. Fintevious: well I'm sure I can find space craft or variable machine at the local flea market

Barchar: "I know how to build them. That doesn't mean I COULD, but I know how."

Dr. Fintevious: I actually can get a craft, getting it through anydoor is the issue

Barchar: "It would take a couple years, though."

Dr. Fintevious: I been to space before, drifted in the vacuum for some time too

Barchar: "Hmmm...well, if we disassemble it-wait, no, that would take longer than building it from scratch. And the golems might steal our scrap."

Dr. Fintevious: but I got a few means for interstellar flight

Barchar: "I've never been there, but I did see Richard Johnson when he fell out of his shuttle and went through re-entry. It looked painful."

Bondertale: (yay for deciding totally random world events that happened in the past ten years for barchar to know about due to being barchar)

Dr. Fintevious: yea its not fun

Jeska or Jukon: ((whose Richard Johnson? Portal 2?

Bondertale: (that's cave johnson)

Bondertale: (just a totally random name I decided. And his two names are definitely totally random and not correlated in a very immature way. No sir.)

Jeska or Jukon: ((ah

Dr. Fintevious: did that,

Dr. Fintevious: couldn't we rig the anydoor to transpout sue to the moon

Barchar: [s]"Who's Sue?"[/s] "Only if there's another door on the moon to come out of."

Dr. Fintevious: well I found an anydoor on Titan maybe someone put one there

Barchar: "Ooh, maybe! Though, wait, wouldn't the people who's job it is to watch the moon for a living notice that and be freaking out? I've never heard of such a thing happening."

Dr. Fintevious: you think they would tell anyone if they saw that? or for that matter, the robots doing something to Erron

Barchar: "They wouldn't tell the PUBLIC, no. But omnipresence doesn't spare much for privacy"

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Dr. Fintevious: you sound like me in my OSS days

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Barchar: "Dunno what that means." she shrugs.

Dr. Fintevious: nevermind WW2 story

Dr. Fintevious: anyways since you are all seeing on earth here, is there any kind of teleportion device here?

Dr. Fintevious: it is atomizing though I cant use

Dr. Fintevious: it

Barchar: shakes her head. "Blueprints are made, tests are being conducted, but nothing concrete enough to use for that."

Bondertale: (gtg)

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Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Jeska or Jukon: ((sup

Fabriel: ((Not much

Fabriel: ((Reading logs

Jeska or Jukon: ((fun

Fabriel: ((Looks like were gonna have a threesome

Jeska or Jukon: ((damn, was hoping you wouldn't see that

Fabriel: ((Now I can have a grand old time

Jeska or Jukon: ((shouldn't have said anything

Fabriel: ((You have two plans that are gonna go pretty fun

Fabriel: ((One is gonna go REALLY fun

Fabriel: ((The other is a threesome

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Jeska or Jukon: ((I guess a happy ending is just too much to ask for

Jeska or Jukon: ((and I ain't taking about sex with Fanta

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Fabriel: ((>She's gonna be mad uncomfortable or mad aroused

Fabriel: ((Oh boy

Jeska or Jukon: ((not what I was talking about, surprise me with what happens then, gonna hit the hay

Fabriel: ((K

Jeska or Jukon: (nght

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Bondertale: (hi empty room)

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Empty room: (well, hi, flame warp! How you doin'?)

Bondertale: (Eh, pretty alright, all things considered. I sure do wish people were here though.)

Empty room: (its okay, you have me, and your ever worsening mental state, to keep you company!)

Bondertale: (you know what, you're right, empty room. Thanks. You're a bro.)

Empty room: (Aww,shucks)

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Fabriel: ((Lol

Fabriel: ((Am in tennis hell rn

Fabriel: ((Be on in 20

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DamnDude: (( oi ))

Fabriel: ((Ayy

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Bondertale: (greetings GoshdarnGuy)

DamnDude: (( Greetings ))

DamnDude: (( GG ))

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Fabriel: ((Now i can do shit with this fucc

Fabriel: is on the couch, cradling an asuka covered in blood red armor

Fabriel: a similarly colored katana is on the floor nearby

Bondertale: looks at them. "Oh...uh...hello, child. I...where did those come from?c

Fabriel: H-hi mom

Bondertale: tori failed a spot check hard when she came in. And then for a couple hours after.

Bondertale: that shit was a natural 1

Fabriel: T-this came from... The orb

Bondertale: "...you destroyed it?"

Fabriel: I guess..

Fabriel: She touched it... It transformed into this..

Fabriel: We can't get it off, she's been unconscious since..

Bondertale: "...even when it seems like it's trying to help."

Bondertale: "That orb is an utter enigma. Erase your memory, help us against robots, give you equipment, render the wearer unconscious."

Bondertale: "I assume you have no intention of touching the sword."

Fabriel: It hit her pretty hard while it flied onto her

Fabriel: I haven't touched it

Bondertale: "Well, truthfully, if it's anything like the orb itself, touching it is likely a poor idea."

Bondertale: "It might blast us. Or knock us unconscious. Or, God forbid, erase our memory again. C

Fabriel: The orb is gone now... Just this is left

Bondertale: "Yes, but if I understood you right, this IS the orb."

Fabriel: Yeah..

Bondertale: "Or at least it's material in another shape."

Fabriel: What the hell is going on...

Bondertale: shakes her head. "Oh, how I wish I knew."

Fabriel: another earthquake happens, smaller this time

Bondertale: "Why anybody keeps coming here is a mystery. Why we do, even moreso." she said, turning a little towards frisk. They shrug.

Bondertale: "Damned robots." she mutters

Fabriel: I should really just move into another timeline..

Bondertale: "TK-421 is open. As is my own."

Fabriel: I think I'll go to the former, after i figure out how to get this off

Bondertale: "That makes sense. After all, your father is there, and I expect at some point I'll move there as well."

Bondertale: "Only after properly saying goodbye to the inhabitants of my own dimension, of course.

Fabriel: This is my home dimension and well... Everyone that isnt a bar patron i know is dead

Bondertale: (wait fabby is originally from the bar dimension?)

Fabriel: ((No

Fabriel: Well... My home for a long time, i guess

Fabriel: My original dimension... I don't remember it at all

Bondertale: (okay gokd)

Bondertale: (BTW dunno if you saw it, I bullshitted a way for barchar to not know about Erron)

Fabriel: ((O?

Fabriel: ((She can know a few things, ill say what they are if they dont mess up the bullshitting

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Bondertale: (basically, she can't see far off the earth. She can see a bit into space, but not much, and by the time she gets to the moon all she can say is that it's definitely not a hologram projected onto the sky)

Bondertale: (there's an actual celestial body up there)

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Fabriel: ((K

Fabriel: ((Well some stuff will have happened on the way to the moon then

Fabriel: ((Because I planned for Barchar to see a bit

Bondertale: (works)

Bondertale: (she can see a bit, it's just vague and blurry and hurts her head a little bit)

Bondertale: (but past the moon she can't really see at all)

Fabriel: ((Vague works

Fabriel: ((She sees vague visions

Bondertale: (yeah)

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Bondertale: (she goes looking just to see what she can find, and does get some stuff)

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Robots: ((Ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

Robots: have Erron, he's not dust

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's a long name))

Robots: have hooked various body parts up to different machines, Erron is alive, in a lot of pain

Barchar: following her dreams and shizz, decides to look through what happened after erron got kidnapped

Barchar: widens her eyes, getting vague flashes of this

Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep, but wake up now.

Asriel_Dreemurr: Wakes*

Barchar: "HE'S NOT DEAD!" she yells, excitedly

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...He...? You mean Erron?"

Bondertale: (Fanta: "bazzy?" Barchar: "No-i mean, yes-i mean-ERRON!" )

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Fanta: wakes up, "Huh...?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Fanta."

Asriel_Dreemurr: slides away from Jukon, and sits up.

Barchar: "Yes! He's...in the moon! Or something! I think! He...seems to be in a lot of pain. Like, a LOT of it. I still wanna murder the hell out of the stupid leader."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...The moon."

Barchar: "But, you know, he's not dead!"

Fanta: ...the moon?

Fanta: What?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Anyways..."

Barchar: "I have no idea, and I might just be remembering the dream, but I'm, like, 99% sure this is happening right now!"

Fanta: Back up.

Fanta: What the fuck?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why the moon? How the fuck are we gonna fix that?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"

Barchar: "Erron got killed by robots. Except I think he DIDN'T get killed by robots, just captured and taken up to the moon!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fanta: .......

Barchar: "Okay maybe I shouldn't way 'just'."

Fanta: That's fucking stupid

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, then takes a seat next to Fanta.

Barchar: "I know! But I'm seeing it!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hope you're right."

Fanta: So there's goddamn robots on the moon that took Erron hostage?

Barchar: "Yup!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Fanta.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Great..."

: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Barchar: "But I'm sure we can get up there, somehow!"

Fanta: accepts the lean

Fanta: Riiiiiiight

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, do you want co come over here and sit down to think of how we could get to the goddamn moon?"

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Barchar: "I dunno, would Fanta be okay with that?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to Fanta.

Lua: walks into the bar, still unkempt but more awake at least.

Fanta: Going... to the moon

Barchar: "I know, but still!"

Barchar: "Look, if we can hop between dimensions, why can't we just go a few hundred thousand miles?"

Fanta: ...

Lua: Hello everyon.. why are you guys planning to go to the moon?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Fanta, I think Barchar asked if it was alright to come over here and sit down."

Fanta: That's... fine

Barchar: "Heck, not even a few, only 230,100!"

Barchar: smiles, sitting next to ad

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyways, not sure we can just travel 230000 miles."

Lua: ..I'm serious, why are you guys just talking about going to the moon all the sudden?

Fanta: puts an arm around AD, protective of her lean

Asriel_Dreemurr: doenst seem phased by this.

Barchar: "Erron died but he didn't actually!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Erron is being held hostage on the moon."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Except less hostage more prisoner."

Barchar: has no intention of stealing fanta's lean

Lua: thinks about who Erron was for a moment, and just nods to pretend that he knew who they were actually talking about.

Asriel_Dreemurr: would be fine with being leaned on by her.

Barchar: "...He's an Asriel."

Asriel_Dreemurr: would still be leaning on Fanta.

Fanta: You said he was in pain?

Lua: (( Wait, seriously? ))

Lua: (( huh ))

Barchar: "I think? That far out, that's kinda...blurry."

Fanta: ((We were pissed that there were like 9 asriels

Barchar: (so we had the idea of giving them nicknames)

Fanta: ((So one named himself Erron while we all yelled at eachother

Barchar: (only, like, two of them stuck)

Barchar: (Fanta and Erron)

Fanta: ((Fanta wasn't from that

Barchar: (oh right)

Fanta: ((Frisky misspelled fasriel, then just started saying that in character

Barchar: (its a pretty alright nickname)

Lua: ..So, we're saving an Asriel from the moon, when most people can't save them normally.

Barchar: (and makes her easy to tell apart)

Lua: This is going to be fun.

Barchar: "I guess?"

Barchar: "I mean, we've come back from worse. I literally didn't exist, and I'm here!"

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Lua: ..I'm going to say I'll ask more about that later, but really I'm not and I'm just going to think of ways to get to the moon.

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Barchar: (i still find it hilarious how, despite most everybody knowing that the back story of this dimension is that there was a chara that went all genocide and got dunked on out of existence, NOBODY HAS FIGURED OUT THAT BARCHAR IS THAT CHARA)

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gaster:...Wait Barchar you little fuck))

Lua: (( *Lua wonders what possible issues would arise if they just brought the moon to us. ))

Barchar: (like you'd think at the very, VERY least grillby might have figured it out)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well, this is gonna be an issue."

Barchar: (he was there for that shit)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Grillby: I would say it but I could give less of a fuck))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Grillby: -keeps cleaning the same glass endlessly-))

Lua: So here'a a thought, can we just steal technology from the surface to get to the moon?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I mean, how do we get back?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think their tech is advanced enough to have a ship that can go there and back without a whole crew in the ship and at the base."

Barchar: "And I probably can't come, or I'd just start slipping back out of existence. I'm kinda using the world as an anchor. And if I get too far...poof! I mean, I think."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "isn't the timeline an anchor?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Which means space is also this timeline, right?"

Barchar: "Well, a bit, but it's mostly this world, I think."

Barchar: "I'm certainly not finding out."

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Lua: Who says we wouldn't have a full crew? We have to know enough people from our own lives in order to be able to man a spacecraft and base, right?

Barchar: "Not existing once is enough for me, thank you."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And they are all rocket scientists?"

Lua: ...Fair point

Asriel_Dreemurr: "plus, who says they just left a ship ready to launch lying there."

Lua: ...

Lua: Once again, fair point.

Barchar: "Well, we have me, maybe gaster...i guess that's the only people who actually PROBABLY do know things about rockets."

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Lua: wonders how hard it'd be to steal a rocket from another timeline, and prepare it here... ok even he agrees that'd take too long or be too difficult.

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Erron: ((ayy

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Airplane: ((Ello.))

: [Frisky] [Airplane] is now Frisky [].

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Barchar: (hi erron)

Barchar: (were figuring out how to get you off the moon)

Erron: ((Cool.

Erron: ((Erron: FUCK THE MOON!))

: ((Okay, let me get this straight.))

: ((Erron is on the fucking moon?))

Erron: ((Robots took Erron to the moon.))

Erron: ((Yes))

: ((I hope it doesn't molest him.))

Erron: ((Goddamnit Frisky))

Barchar: (pls(

: ((It's a fucking reference.))

Barchar: (if they do barchar is going to nuke the moon)

Erron: ((Sonic Adventure 2))

: ((Molester Moon.))

Erron: ((RIP Moon))

Barchar: (yes)

Barchar: (she builds the space colony ARK)

Barchar: (just to sate her vendetta against the moon)

Erron: ((Here I come, tougher than the rest of them... The Best of them, they call me Knuckles.))

Barchar: (you got that entirely wrong)

Erron: ((I know))

Barchar: (Here I come, rougher than the rest of them, the best of them, tougher than leather. You can call me barchar. Unlike gaster I can't go far. I'm trapped inside this damn bar.)

Erron: ((I'm watching Splatoon videos, and the new fuckin' Splatfest... fuckin' hell))

Barchar: (im kind of mad. It's almost kinda sad. I protect the asriels whether they good ones or bad)

Barchar: (what is it)

Erron: ((Spongebob Vs Patrick))

Barchar: (wait that's actually it)

Erron: ((Y E S )))

Barchar: (i saw that online and thought it was a joke)

: ((The new fuckin' Splatfest is filled with white Japanese girls and hentai.))

Barchar: (one splat fest in japan)

Barchar: (the ink colors were yellow)

Barchar: (and white)

Barchar: (YELLOW)

Barchar: (AND WHITE)

Erron: ((Ooh?))

Barchar: (copious amounts of which were splattered all around the map in liquid form)

Barchar: (the jokes wrote themselves)

Erron: ((OH YES~))

Barchar: (i dunno what it would be like to pass and cum at the same time but I think it wouldnt be very nice)

Erron: ((Not sure))

Barchar: (...these are the kinds of conversation we have in this fucking chag)

: ((Fucking chat? More like fucking Chad.))

Lua: (( who's chag? ))

Erron: ((I'm waiting for the Kid Vs. Squid splatfest))

Barchar: (in which one side are all permanently in squid form and the other side are all permanently in kid form)

Barchar: (the squid forms get a weaker version of the kraken's jumping move)

Barchar: (and trail ink)

Barchar: (so the squids get to be shittier kraken basicslly)

Erron: ((yes))

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Erron: ((ayy laharl

: High Priest Laharl [Steel] disconnected.

: ((Hello, Laharl.))

: ((Wow.))

: ((Erron, did you use PSI Bitchkill on Laharl?))

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Erron: ((I don't know))

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: ((Flame, did Erron use PSI Bitchkill on Laharl?))

Barchar: (idfk I wasn't in chat at the tie)

Barchar: (also what's psi bitchkill)

Barchar: (i mean I assume it's a psi attack that kills bitches)

: ((it's an attack))

: ((Dr. Andonuts has

: ((if i'm correct

Erron: ((I didn't... pls dont call 911))

: ((-calls 911-))

Erron: ((NO PLS))

: ((-the cops apprehend you-))

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Fanta: ((Ayy

Erron: ((Ayy))

Fanta: ((PSI Bitchkill is OP

: ((Ello, Slarv.))

Flame_warp : ((*calls 9/11*))

: ((Also, it is.))

Flame_warp : ((I like how I use this ooc command, like, once a day))

Flame_warp : ((despite it actuwlly being pretty useful and taking LESS keystrokes than using parenthesis doea on mobile))

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Lua: (( How could an attack that only kills dogs be OP? ))

Flame_warp : ((use it to kill god))

Flame_warp : ((usurp his throne))

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Fanta: ((Ayy

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Erron: ((Ayy MV))

Erron: ((Ayy Chime

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Erron: ((AYY FRISKY))

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now UF!Mettaton [UF!Mettaton].

UF!Mettaton: ((yo

Fanta: ((Ayy everyone wowee

Erron: ((Wowie))

Gaster: ((TRIPPLE KILL

: ((It's called being on mobile you fuck I was here before you said 'ayyy' just now.))

UF!Mettaton: ((TTTRIPLE THREAT

Barchar: (greetings many many people)

Flame_warp : ((were gonna have a good time tonight and kill a scummy mo'fukkah))

UF!Mettaton: ((good thats why i brought this asshole in

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Fanta: ((Still think its too soooon but eh

Barchar: (i don't entirely disagree)

Barchar: (we don't necessarily have to do it tonight)

UF!Mettaton: ((i mean i was planning on ufmetta anyway

Gaster: ((Do you want to pad it out a little

Fanta: ((Just that Gaster hasn't really been that established yet

Fanta: ((Scumster that is

Barchar: (and we do have plenty of plans to go wrong before we get to the one that's actually fun and satisfying)

Barchar: (that's true)

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet].

DamnDude: (( -Dawn of the final day, 24 hours remain- ))

Fanta: ((Just, we know he's an asshole but we've barely seen how

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: Gaster [Gaster] is now UF!Grillby [UF!Grillby].

UF!Mettaton: ((i think padding it out a bit would be fun

Erron: ((Also I think BarChar wants to pull a Sonic Adventure 2 and blow up the moon))

MB!SwapMuffet: pops into the bar. "Hello, dearies!~"

MB!SwapMuffet: (no she doesn't that was a joke)

Fanta: ((Nuke the moon

UF!Mettaton: ((but ufmetta shoukd meet our gaster before anything

Fanta: which bar

Erron: ((Oh... can we still blow up the moon? It's had it good for too long))

UF!Grillby: follows close behind.

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UF!Grillby: ((but erron, it's important for tides

Erron: ((FUCK THE TIDES))

MB!SwapMuffet: the interdimensional bsr

UF!Mettaton: ((use arm&hammer

MB!SwapMuffet: I mean wait

UF!Mettaton: ((its better

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Erron: ((My sides))

MB!SwapMuffet: the main bar idfk what to call it

UF!Grillby: ((our grillbys's?

Fanta: Oh, howdy Muffet

MB!SwapMuffet: (sure why not)

Fanta: ((Grillbys you fuckwit

Lua: snaps back to reality.

Erron: ((iGrillbs))

UF!Mettaton: ((the less sexy one

UF!Grillby: ((the sexy bakery isn't a grillby's

MB!SwapMuffet: (the grillbys in which sex isn't paid for)

UF!Mettaton: ((ah

UF!Grillby: ((well it kind of is but it isn't

MB!SwapMuffet: (its half grillbgs)

MB!SwapMuffet: (half muffets)

: * Russia nukes the moon. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS IN ORDER TO BLOW UP THE MOON YOU WOULD NEED WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY MORE TO BLOW UP THE FUCKIN' [I]MOOOOOON[/I]

Erron: ((Grillby's: Not Sexy Edition))

UF!Grillby: ((alcohol is served on the premises by a grillby but it is not a grillby's

MB!SwapMuffet: (half strip club)

MB!SwapMuffet: (three halves, somehow)

Fanta: russia does successfully piss off the moon robots tho

UF!Mettaton: ((thats thirds you dumb fuck

: UF!Grillby [UF!Grillby] is now Gaster [Gaster].

: ((so it's millby's))

Fanta: who promptly move their world conquering to russia

Gaster: ((i switched back to gaster since he doesn't have a shortcut

MB!SwapMuffet: (i guess it's more like 50% strip club, 40% muffets, 10% grillbys)

Gaster: walks into the bar with his brand-spanking new glasses.

Lua: Hey Gaster.

Barchar: "Well, there goes Russia." she mutters. "Gone the way of the Koreas."

Gaster: Hello, Lua.

Fanta: slowly robot attacks have fucked the earth quite a bit, Chara has seen this

Isaac: -[url=http://i.imgur.com/0XSSjni.png]Isaac[/url] stumbles into the bar-

MB!SwapMuffet: "Ah, hello, Fanta."

Gaster: adjusts his glasses, while adjusting to the sensation of wearing glasses.

Gaster: ((i think

Gaster: ((I think my dog just jumped in the tub

Barchar: that she has. She is a bit desensitized to moth deaths though. She's only seen thousands of them

Gaster: ((wait no that's my mom

Gaster: ((moth deaths

Barchar: most deaths*

Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/t3VMkPx.jpg

Lua: (( Check to make sure. ))

Barchar: I mean I guess the typo works tkk

Gaster: ((my dog can't turn on the shower so

: * Vladimfuck Pussin hides in the bunker.

Erron: ((This is why I love this place))

MB!SwapMuffet: (wtf chime)

: ((wtf chime))

MB!SwapMuffet: (its chaos)

: ((let's start a chain))

: ((what the fuck chime))

Lua: (( What the fuck Frisky. ))

UF!Mettaton: An Underfell Mettaton, one with a crushed collar that seems to be locked in the back and a pissed-off expression, enters the bar. Fuck the chain.

Erron: ((What the fuck Lua))

Gaster: looks up. "Ah, hello?"

UF!Mettaton: ...

: ((What the fuck Erron))

UF!Mettaton: Oh.

Fanta: ((What the fuck Mom

Gaster: ...

: ((I'm not your mother))

UF!Mettaton: You rrreally think you can get away with that shittttt?

UF!Grillby: Fellby seems to tense up.

Erron: ((Ore Wa! [What the fuck Fanta]))

Gaster: With what?

Gaster: ((fuck the what erron

UF!Mettaton: His voice is glitchy, low, and angry.

: ((What the fuck Chimmy Chime))

Lua: ..Did you guys piss off someone after I left?

Erron: ((What the FRICK, Frisky))

UF!Mettaton: Those glasssses. You think Iiiiiii would fall for that?

Lua: slowly has the realization of while he wasn't paying attention, more than just normal Gaster walked into the bar.

Gaster: I... no?

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy].

Gaster: Look, I think you've got the wrong Gaster.

UF!Mettaton: You think you caaaaaaaan fool me by putting on glasses?

MB!SwapMuffet: "Deary, calm down."

UF!Mettaton: Shut uuuup.

UF!Mettaton: Why is hhhe herrrrre?

Gaster: Yup, you've definately got the wrong Gaster. I - um.

: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Gaster: backs up a little.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Mettaton, this isn't him. He hasn't tried to fuck you yet, you should know that it can't be."

Fanta: ((Azzy didn't wanna do it rip

Gaster: ((Tell him that it's fine

UF!Mettaton: It's clearclearly a ruse.

UF!Mettaton: ((its ok

MB!SwapMuffet: "Do you think he cares that much to even bother with a ruse? C

UF!Grillby: "Look, Metta, last I checked our Gaster was prowling the floor."

: ((It's fine!))

Isaac: -sits in a booth- ...

Fanta: ((He didn't wanna get in on the meme

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Gaster: ((stank memes

Gaster: ((... why did i type stank

Erron: ((Dank Steam))

Gaster: ((that's like... the opposite of dank

Fanta: ((Also apparently he's only been alive 10 days, or that's what he said last night

Fanta: ((Well he said 9

MB!SwapMuffet: (i guess that depends on what he means by 'alive' )

Lua: adjusts his goggles and looks at the crazy mettaton so he can get a quick scan.

Fanta: ((*shrugs*

Gaster: ((Maybe he feels as though he was "born" when he gained self-awareness?

Fanta: ((Idk how he's measuring it

UF!Mettaton: turns to Gaster, both sets of eyes staring him down. "I stilllllllllll don't trusttrust you, okayyyyy? So don'ttttttttry don't try anything."

Fanta: ((That means he wasn't around for batman vs superman

Fanta: ((And missed me complaining to him the whole time

Gaster: nods nervously. "A-alright. Just. Calm down, okay?"

UF!Mettaton: Don't tell me what to do.

UF!Mettaton: That's rare, a sentence where he didn't glitch.

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MB!SwapMuffet: sighs, patting mettaton on the shoulder. "I have something to talk to you about."

UF!Mettaton: turns to her. "Wwwhat?"

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Fanta: ((You guys are the only ones who get to talk to him anymore

Fanta: ((After how "well" it went on the tulpa server

MB!SwapMuffet: brings mettaton to a corner, away from the others. Barchar stares at them. "Look, deary, we're going to...if not kill him, drive him out of the establishment."

UF!Mettaton: ((oh

Steel: ((One big happy disfunctional family))

UF!Grillby: Fellby follows after Muffet.

Steel: ((I kinda wonder if he mistakes our characters for us sometimes))

UF!Mettaton: I hoooope it's the former. I want to ripripriprip him apaaart.

UF!Grillby: "He's been fucking around far too long. I'm done with him."

Fanta: ((He's answered IC questions OOC before

Fanta: ((But he has RPed, so idk

UF!Mettaton: He's dooone so much so much shit I had to break the daaaaamn collar.

Gaster: ((Maybe he's a bit confused.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Indeed. I'm not even sure how you got away from him."

UF!Mettaton: You twotwotwo, you two are okay. Mmostly.

Lua: ..So, do you have any idea what just happened, Gaster?

UF!Mettaton: I said Iii needed to rechargrecharge.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Mostly." muffet agreed, adjusting her glasses. "Reforms will be made after this."

UF!Grillby: He winces. "I know. He wouldn't stop trying to put his hands on me yesterday after I confronted him."

UF!Mettaton: He atatleast lets me do that alone.

MB!SwapMuffet: "And he bought it? HA! the fool."

UF!Mettaton: Ughhh.

Fanta: ((idk

UF!Mettaton: I actualllllly do, though.

Fanta: ((Imma go practice music now

Gaster: ... I think that Mettaton was abused by another Gaster.

Fanta: ((cya in a bit

Lua: Because honestly, I'm beginning to see why everyone's always hung out at a bar at this point.

UF!Mettaton: Notnot quite yet, but sosoon.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

UF!Mettaton: ((k

UF!Grillby: He nods, glancing around. "I think this bar has wall sockets..."

: Erron's connection timed out.

MB!SwapMuffet: "I believe that there is some sort of charging station nearby. There's a mettaton that comes here often, and he does need charging at the usual time."

UF!Mettaton: nods, his head stopping halfway on the return for a second.

UF!Mettaton: Ggood.

UF!Mettaton: I assassume he farefares better than I do.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, did, anyway." she said, seeming somewhat smug about the successful sale.

UF!Mettaton: ...

UF!Mettaton: You sosold him an extender.

UF!Grillby: He grimaces. "Muffet, don't remind me of that."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, we took the other feature out."

UF!Mettaton: ...

UF!Mettaton: Waitit.

UF!Mettaton: Other ffeature?

MB!SwapMuffet: blinks. "You don't know? Why were you even upset with us if you didnt-"

UF!Mettaton: clenches his fists, all four.

UF!Mettaton: Nono.

Lua: We have just the best luck finding other versions of you, don't we.

UF!Mettaton: You can'can't be perffect.

Lua: ((sorry, had to brb for a sec))

MB!SwapMuffet: "Of course we can't, deary. We're people."

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UF!Mettaton: Grillllby, you're a bitbit of a sleaze, but totolerable at worst.

Gaster: nods. "If anything, I'm starting to think I'm an exception to a trend."

UF!Mettaton: But what the what the hell is in this?

Lua: It's probably just bad luck, I mean, when do we ever have good luck?

UF!Grillby: Fellby sighs. "There's a... libido enhancer. I can take it out if you want."

MB!SwapMuffet: "...Gasters addition. If you know the phrase, it can be used to extend, Ah...something else."

UF!Mettaton: Do it. Do it right the fuckfuck now.

UF!Mettaton: Of cocourse he woukd add it.

MB!SwapMuffet: "There's a reason were making him get the hell out of our business."

UF!Grillby: "Alright, let me get into you." He pauses. "Not in that way."

UF!Mettaton: ...

UF!Mettaton: I top aanyway.

MB!SwapMuffet: "And, for the record, at the end of all this, you're entirely allowed to leave." muffet said, moving out of Fellby's way.

UF!Mettaton: sits on a stool; it's easier fir Fellby to reach his back that way.

MB!SwapMuffet: "And, if you decide to hunt him down...well, who would we be to stop you?"

UF!Mettaton: I'm lealeaving that place foreever.

UF!Grillby: He approaches Mettaton, quickly opening the back panels. He's used to doing floor repairs on Mettatons.

UF!Mettaton: I'll kill himm ruthlessly.

UF!Grillby: "I know you will."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Take a video! <3 ~" muffet said cheedily

UF!Mettaton: I willl.

UF!Grillby: "You know... I really hate leaving that place now. Mostly since I can't keep an eye on Gaster."

UF!Mettaton: grins. Side note, just for better visualization, this Mettaton has two sets of all-pointed teeth, like a shark.

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UF!Mettaton: It's alalright. He wil be nono more.

UF!Grillby: "Bastard's probably glommed onto someone by now..."

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UF!Mettaton: eyes the good Gaster. "Mmh..."

MB!SwapMuffet: is debating whether talking about not-asshole gaster's marriage would make things better or worse

Gaster: looks up. "Huh?"

MB!SwapMuffet: she'd make a guess based on underfell Metta's personality, bug she doesn't actually see him enough to do so

UF!Mettaton: glares. He looks him over, spotting a ring. "...Thattt's new."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes. He's married."

Lua: Alright, so now they're looking back over here.

UF!Mettaton: Ohhhh.

Gaster: They are...

UF!Mettaton: Then most dedefinitely not the one.

UF!Mettaton: Still not trrusting him until he pproves it.

UF!Grillby: "Yup, he's hitched to another version of you."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, though I'm almost surprised he didn't try two days after we got together. But, well."

UF!Mettaton: Proves his worth.

UF!Mettaton: Wwait what,

MB!SwapMuffet: glares at fellby

UF!Mettaton: What the the fuck.

Lua: ..So, have you met any of this trio before today?

UF!Grillby: He manages to rip the libido circuit out. "... Shit, that was a bit more rough then I meant it. Sorry."

Gaster: I actually have.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Good job, [i]cheri[/i], you just made this harder. C

Lua: Seriously? huh.

Gaster: The Grillby seduced my husband.

UF!Mettaton: winces, gritting his teeth.

UF!Mettaton: Ggod damn.

UF!Mettaton: ...

MB!SwapMuffet: "Let me assure you, the relationship is nothingike yours. Unless they're both hiding very, very big things."

MB!SwapMuffet: oh god that sounds like an innuendo ew

UF!Grillby: Satisfied, Fellby closes the back panel and gives it a gentle pat. "There you go."

UF!Mettaton: It betttter be a good one.

MB!SwapMuffet: "It is, by all appearances."

UF!Mettaton: Thanks. Aare you always this rough?

Lua: has no idea how to respond to that.

UF!Grillby: "Only if you want me to be, baby.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Not always." muffet said absent minded ly.

UF!Mettaton: ...

UF!Mettaton: slaps Fellby.

UF!Mettaton: Sstop.

UF!Mettaton: Not the ttime.

UF!Grillby: He reels from the sudden hit. "S-sorry, I guess my mind was still in work mode."

UF!Mettaton: Yeah, no sshit.

MB!SwapMuffet: "...refrain from hitting him, deary. I understand, but I can be impulsive."

UF!Mettaton: .....

Lua: is just listening to the group, getting a few words here and there, and giving a small snicker to the slap.

UF!Mettaton: I'll ttry.

UF!Mettaton: turns to Lua.

Lua: suddenly has the feeling snickering was not the greatest of ideas.

UF!Mettaton: What's so ffunny, huh?

Barchar: has been staring at the three the whole time. She's way too far to hear anything, though, surely.

Gaster: glances at Lua, then back to Mettaton.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Mere schadenfreude, likely."

UF!Mettaton: ...It bettter be.

Lua: thinks for a moment, what could he say that wouldn't piss off the four eyed robot.

MB!SwapMuffet: can pull knowledge of random languages out of her (exquisite) ass whenever it makes her sound smarter

UF!Mettaton: stares him down, a spark flying from the hair-covered side of his face.

UF!Grillby: trust me fellby knows it's exquisite

Lua: is not keeping his cool in this situation, giving a slight laugh that's really more a natural reflex of his fear at this point.

UF!Mettaton: can appreciate a nice spider ass.

UF!Mettaton: ........

MB!SwapMuffet: there's a reason there are so many muffets hired

: Frisky's connection timed out.

Lua: feels like a BS excuse can't save him now.

UF!Mettaton: steps closer. "What are yyou laughing at? Mme?"

MB!SwapMuffet: is debating whether or not to intercede

Lua: I swear I'm not laughing at you, I mean, if I were laughing at you, I would have to be paying attention a bit more.

Gaster: really, really hopes that flies.

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Isaac: ...

UF!Mettaton: Good. Iif you do, you'lllllll be hearing from these. -He raises the lower, yellow-gloved arms, each fingertip ending in a knife-like claw.-

Steel: ((For some reason))

MB!SwapMuffet: is pretty sure it doesn't. She gives grillby a look.

Steel: ((The sound effect for the move Round in pokemon reborn))

MB!SwapMuffet: okay or it does

UF!Grillby: He looks back at Muffet, and shrugs.

Steel: ((Is a punching sound effect))

Steel: ((And this pisses me off slightly because ROUND IS THE ENEMY FUCKING SINGING AT YOU ASKFAF))

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MB!SwapMuffet: "So...who should we look to recruit next? We DID want to get this Gaster to help..."

UF!Mettaton: the only reason he didnt kick Lua's ass is because he has no idea who Lua is.

Lua: should really stop thinking of jokes when he's scared, as now he's trying to hold a serious face when he says "..Alright."

UF!Mettaton: ........

UF!Grillby: "Well, we should try to get him to help."

UF!Mettaton: You rreally want a Gaster to help with the demise of another Gaster.

UF!Mettaton: You mustttt be jok-- -A loud beep cuts him off.-

Lua: whispers "Oh thank god" once mettaton switches topics.

UF!Mettaton: I'll recharge, yyou figure out your shit.

UF!Grillby: He shrugs again. "Well, he seems to - ah, alright."

Isaac: -the beep catches his attention- Oh, is somone using the microwave?

UF!Mettaton: pulls his cord out. Before plugging himself in, he retorts, "If he triiies anything, kill him insstantly

MB!SwapMuffet: "...Sure."

Fanta: has been sitting on the couch

Isaac: Wait... does this place even have a microwave?

Lua: is trying to hold in laughter after Isaac's comment. He wants to live.

UF!Mettaton: nods, then sits down and plugs himself in. His eyes shut.

Fanta: Um...

MB!SwapMuffet: drops by Fanta real quick. "How much have you told them? I need to know how much explaining I'm going to need to do."

UF!Grillby: "... Okay, he's out."

UF!Mettaton: will be fully charged when I get back

Fanta: Told who?

MB!SwapMuffet: "Gaster in specific, but the whole bar, mostly. C

Fanta: I've only told my friends what I'm doing, I don't know who they told, if anyone

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm. So quite a bit."

Gaster: looks up at Fanta. "Just what are you guys doing? I hear there's another gaster?"

Fanta: No, just two

Gaster: ((actually i might do a short scene with scumster if you guys don' mind

Fanta: I think they kept it secret

Steel: ((>Enemy tangrowth uses leech seed))

Steel: ((>Uses it on Swalot))

Steel: ((>Liquid Ooze))

Steel: ((>Enemy tangrowth faints itself))

MB!SwapMuffet: "No, I have to explain quite a bit."

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Fanta: Wait... what do you think I told them

Fanta: I just told them about the club... not the plan

UF!Grillby: "About our plan?"

Lua: is just listening for the moment, still slightly tense from pissing off four eyes.

Fanta: No, I haven't told anyone about the plan

MB!Gaster: Scumster, meanwhile, is doing his thing. He spots a nice, young Toriel.

MB!SwapMuffet: puts one hand on her forehead. "I just needed to know how much this Gaster knew

Fanta: Sorry, misunderstood ya

Fanta: Wait... if you two are here

Fanta: Does that mean [i] he's [/i] there, without anyone else he... you know, listens to?

MB!SwapMuffet: "He doesn't listen to us either, deary"

Fanta: Still... you get the point

MB!SwapMuffet: "He tends to stay cooped up. I expect it's fine."

MB!Gaster: He immediately latches onto her, pressing his bony fingers into her flesh. "Well, hel-[i]lo[/i] there~" he purrs, ignoring Toriel's struggles.

MB!SwapMuffet: (ah, dramatic irony/juxtaposition )

Fanta: I'll head there soon, do something, I dunno what

MB!Gaster: He licks her neck, and she winces. "Come on, sweetheart. I can show you a really fun time if you don't mind taking a trip to the wild side."

Fanta: ((Fucking... ADA keeps PMing me whenever I log onto discord

MB!SwapMuffet: "Perhaps recruit more of us. Mes and Grillbys, u mean."

Gaster: ((uuuugh

Fanta: (("Hi I'm in portland rn"

Fanta: ((Why do I care...

Erron: ((ech

MB!SwapMuffet: "That's been our plan, I don't know if you heard."

Fanta: How many other workers know?

MB!SwapMuffet: "Two. Our aces in the hole. Or, going by Texas hold 'em rules, our pair of aces in our hands."

Gaster: ((tbh, if he was pming me i'd show him a "this is how many fucks i give" meme

Fanta: Mm, I'll ask around for opinions on him

Erron: (("In the hole" Giggity)

MB!SwapMuffet: (oh, hush)

Erron: (k)

UF!Grillby: "I might ask Pressure-point to spread the news. He's a quiet guy, like most Grillbys."

Erron: ((why not ask Keemstar?))

MB!SwapMuffet: "I don't think I should do the same with Brainwash. She's...unstable. It wouldn't end well."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Though I'm sure she'd vet plenty on board."

Fanta: I'll go ahead on

Fanta: See you there

MB!SwapMuffet: nods

Fanta: gets up, heading to the anydoor

UF!Grillby: "Right. Stay safe, will you?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "If you see him, skirt around. Stay unassuming."

Fanta: ((So what if Fanta caught Gaster

MB!Gaster: Toriel attempst to punch Gaster, only for him to purr even more. "Mmmh.... I love a fiesty one..."

Gaster: ((He'd probably not give a shit.

Fanta: (("how long have i been making tundra again?"

Fanta: ((...wowee

Gaster: ((Fanta probably would, though, right?

Fanta: ((Yeah, she'd try and stop him

Erron: ((oh no... ADA pls cease

Gaster: ((Tbh he's probably the only person I'd ban on sight here

Gaster: ((The thing that burns me the most about him is he uses his mental illnesses as an excuse for his shit behavior

MB!SwapMuffet: (dude is just, like)

MB!SwapMuffet: (bottom of the barrel scum)

Erron: ((Ech

MB!Gaster: He starts to drag Toriel off, as she starts to scream.

UF!Mettaton: ((ew

Fanta: walks in to find this

Fanta: ...

UF!Mettaton: ((im back btw

Gaster: ((heyo

Erron: (wb

Fanta: ((can I try and stop him or did you wanna do something?

MB!Gaster: He catches Fanta's eye for a moment. "Hey, sweetie, wanna join me and your mom for some bonding time?"

Fanta: What the hell are you doing?

MB!SwapMuffet: (omf)

Erron: ((ok, no)

Fanta: ((I take that as a yes

MB!SwapMuffet: (too far TOO FAT)

Gaster: ((that was a little too far

UF!Mettaton: ((not out of character, but too far, yeah

Erron: ((just... pls. Wincest is NOT a thing)

MB!SwapMuffet: (you could have gone just fine without mentioning she was her mom and it would be fine)

MB!SwapMuffet: (but holy shit dude)

Gaster: ((when i play scumbags, i play scumbags

Erron: ((you got that right. holy shit)

UF!Mettaton: unplugs himself, the cord retracting as he ooens his eyes.

Gaster: ((But I'll tone it down.

UF!Mettaton: ((yo same, ive made a similar mistake

MB!Gaster: He grins. "What does it look like I'm doing?"

Fanta: looks at Toriel

MB!SwapMuffet: (i like him being this utter piece of shit but srsly just)

MB!Gaster: Toriel looks scared shitless.

Lua: has taken a seat for the moment.

MB!SwapMuffet: (you're an an 11, go back down to 10)

Fanta: ((Just to clarify

Fanta: ((Saying what's going on here is ok, right?

Fanta: ((I noticed you added that to rule 2, so

Gaster: ((I've been tiptoeing around the word, but I'd go with something like "forcing himself upon someone"

Erron: ((ok, so no more of that. filthy.))

Fanta: Looks like you're dragging someone back to your fuck-dungeon terrified

MB!Gaster: He pauses. "Look, sweetheart, I don't pay you to tell me what to do."

Lua: (( Fanta: "You haven't paid me at all" ))

UF!Mettaton: stands up, the hiss of pistons far more audible than the almost unnoticeable ones of the two-armed Mettaton. In fact, they're actually audible without listening closely, albeit still quite soft.

Isaac: Huh? -looks at UF!MTT))

Fanta: I don't stick around here to watch someone get fucking _____, especially not her

Erron: -that was ic-

UF!Mettaton: Wwhat are you looking at?

MB!SwapMuffet: "Tell you what. Grillby, you talk to this Gaster. I'll go supervise Fanta, and go persuade some others."

Isaac: -shrugs- Just a robot.

UF!Mettaton: ...

MB!Gaster: "Then you can get the fuck out the door."

UF!Grillby: Right, right.

Lua: has taken a small nap, becuase he needs to do shit.

Lua: ((his RPer, not he.))

UF!Mettaton: And whho the fuck are you?

: Lua [Lua] disconnected.

UF!Grillby: He strides over to Gaster. "So. I've got a problem with another you."

Fanta: Put her down.

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Isaac: -shrugs- Just a kid who throws bombs at zombies and sentient fecal matter... How about you?

Ant: (( Ayy ))

MB!Gaster: He grins, then nibbles on Toriel's shoulder. "[i]Make me.[/i]"

Erron: ((brb guys)

Fanta: socks him in the face

MB!SwapMuffet: walks through the door, looking at Gaster. Oh god. She hopes this doesn't become a spectacle.

MB!SwapMuffet: steps back, out of the way. She doesn't have an image to keep if nobody notices her.

: Erron's connection timed out.

MB!Gaster: He lets go, scowling. "You bitch... I ought to teach you a lesson."

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

MB!SwapMuffet: (i almost imagine that scumster thinks their relationship is still intact, not realizing that muffet and grillby have both practically dropped him)

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Fanta: helps Toriel up, glaring at him

Fanta: ((This feels weeeeeird

UF!Mettaton: A rrobot that was uuuuuuuuused for usuallllllllly non-consensual useeeees by a guy who looks exactly like tttttthat man. -He points with two arms at Gaster. One might notice that his top hands have no claws, while the lower ones have claws that could pierce through 1/4-inch thick sheets of netal.

MB!Gaster: He goes fully goopy and rushes at Fanta, reaching for her.

MB!SwapMuffet: well, fuck it. Up she strides. "Doctor."

UF!Mettaton: *metal

Fanta: gets grabbed, pushing Tori away from the two of them

MB!Gaster: He pauses, and puts on a false demeanor. "Muffet, hey! How's it going?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "Might I ask why you're breaking the merchandise?"

MB!Gaster: His smile falls instantly. "Oh, not you too. Let me guess, Grillbz turned you against me?"

MB!SwapMuffet: "What? No, if course not."

MB!SwapMuffet: 'That would require me liking you to begin with'

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

Fanta: is still being held, I assume

UF!Mettaton: ((sick burn

MB!Gaster: Something begins to dawn on him. He lets go of Fanta.

MB!Gaster: So... all those times you kissed me...

MB!SwapMuffet: "It's simply a genuine question, [i]cheri[/i]

Fanta: stumbles a bit, brushing herself off and walking over to Muffet

MB!SwapMuffet: Those were thoughts

MB!SwapMuffet: THOUGHTS

MB!SwapMuffet: that one was kind if my fault though

MB!Gaster: ...

MB!Gaster: "It's fine. I don't need you."

Fanta: glares at him, still next to Muffet and Tori

Gaster: ((scumster: I'll make my own whorehouse! With blackjack! And more hookers!

UF!Mettaton: ((omg

MB!Gaster: "It's fine. I just need you and Grillby gone."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Now, now, Gaster, calm down." she grabs his chin gently. "I couldn't give you up that easily."

MB!SwapMuffet: no, the way she's going to is going to be much harder. And much more fun.

MB!Gaster: He seems to soften up a little, both metaphorically and literally.

Fanta: ...

MB!SwapMuffet: was going to need to talk with muffet a bit

UF!Mettaton: ((uh

MB!SwapMuffet: Fanta gfd

MB!SwapMuffet: I did this before too

MB!SwapMuffet: how have I made this mistake twice

MB!Gaster: "That's good, that's good..."

Fanta: is going to get talked to by fanta later

MB!SwapMuffet: it's like my ever-interchangable head and hand debscle

MB!SwapMuffet: "That said, I assure you, Fanta here is going to be a wonderful little money maker. It would be a shame to do that before she has the chance."

MB!SwapMuffet: God, she's going to regret this later

MB!Gaster: Hmmmh... alright.

Gaster: ((scumster *starts to absorb the nearest person for no reason*

MB!SwapMuffet: pats gaster on the head with an upper arm. "We'll talk later, deary."

MB!SwapMuffet: would probably be that

MB!Gaster: "I can wait."

MB!SwapMuffet: nods, smiling sweetly and walking away from him. walking away from him

: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.

Fanta: makes sure Tori is ok

MB!Gaster: He goes back to his room and sulks.

MB!SwapMuffet: (you know you've lost it when you quote history of Japan to your cat)

MB!Gaster: Tori's fine, though. Just a bit shaken up.

Fanta: heads over to Muffet

Fanta: Sorry for... causing a scene

MB!SwapMuffet: stops. "Eugh.i feel like I need to wash my hands. And mouth. I'd say 'and brain', but I don't want to give her any ideas."

MB!SwapMuffet: "No problem, deary. Not your fault. I'm sure he started it."

Fanta: I just walked in and he was dragging her off, kicking and screaming so... I intervened

MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, he...does that."

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Gaster: focuses on Grillby. "I can provide help for that."

UF!Mettaton: crosses both sets of arms. More sparks come from the covered half of his face.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Apologies about you having to see me kiss up to him. Thankfully not literally, this time. C

Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OwnfPD_OGc

Fanta: shudders, "That guy..."

MB!SwapMuffet: "He always rubbed me the wrong way, but he did have a certain charisma at one point. Me and grillby made a poor decision. He hasn't let it go, and we haven't really been able to do so either while he was around."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Once we get him the hell out of our establishment, it will be a good day for all."

UF!Grillby: "Okay, this guy. He's a huge prick. He likes to latch onto people and doesn't want to let go."

: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.

Gaster: Oh. That kind of Gaster, huh?

Fanta: Aaaanyway

Gaster: thinks for a moment.

Fanta: You have some kind of "group" room or something?

MB!SwapMuffet: "Depends on your group size."

Fanta: I mean like, a place to take a bunch of people at once or something

MB!SwapMuffet: "We have the party rooms for groups of four or more. The regular rooms suffice for three and under."

Fanta: ((tfw you don't know strip club lingo

Fanta: Alrighty

Gaster: I have encountered a few of me like that, actually. That was back in my, uh... murdery stage of life."

MB!SwapMuffet: (neither do I I'm going off the sheet chime made lol)

UF!Grillby: "Murdery, huh?"

Fanta: ((lol

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Fanta: ((The tulpa chatroom has shifted onto CaH

UF!Mettaton: ...

UF!Grillby: "We might need someone skilled in murder."

Fanta: ((The topic of CaH that is

MB!SwapMuffet: (huh)

MB!SwapMuffet: (CaH feels like it would become a very different game with a tulpa)

UF!Mettaton: ................

UF!Grillby: "But, I assume your in?"

Gaster: Oh, of course.

UF!Mettaton: rolls his eyes.

Fanta: hangs out near the bar, waiting for a customer

Gaster: I do enjoy setting a good example of myself.

MB!SwapMuffet: walks off, pulling out an employee list. There are circles around good candidates, and xes through the ones that have already been recruited

UF!Grillby: "Excellent. Good to have you on board."

UF!Mettaton: rolls his eyes again.

MB!SwapMuffet: a mark as well for those who are likely to leave given the chance. That's partially just for logistics after the fact

UF!Grillby: "Oh, and... there's no hard feelings about your husband, right?"

Gaster: Er... none at all.

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UF!Mettaton: .....

UF!Mettaton: raises his brow. Wait what?

Fanta: is no longer at the bar, she's at work

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

Asriel_Dreemurr: is in the bar.

UF!Mettaton: is in the bar too.

MB!SwapMuffet: has, by the way given Fanta a copy of this list. They'll co-ordinate them later.

UF!Grillby: "Okay, good. I don't want you beating my ass for sleeping with him."

UF!Grillby: Fellby then looks around. "Wonder who else I could recruit..."

UF!Mettaton: ...You ffucked his husband. Nnice going.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Where is everyone))

Gaster: Well, I said it was fine.

Fanta: looks at the list

Gaster: ... Also, Mettaton ran out of charge during the act.

UF!Mettaton: laughs. It's... extremely distorted, hitching and rewinding like a shitty VHS.

Fanta: absorbs it, leaning back and waiting on a patron

MB!SwapMuffet: it's mostly muffets and Grillbys. It's clear who exactly they're wanting. There are a few others scattered around. Toriels, asgores, and one or two sanses. Though most of them are scribbled out, with 'lack conviction' written above them

UF!Mettaton: Thhhhhhhhhhhhhat's pricelless.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is there anyone in the grillbys bar?))

UF!Mettaton: ((yes

MB!SwapMuffet: (mettaton, gaster, barchar...more.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp))

Flame_warp : ((*shrug*))

Fanta: ((Fabby and Asuka

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].

Asriel_Dreemurr: is just looking about.

UF!Grillby: "Yeah, well I didn't think it was so funny. You try having a guy just... stop everything when you're on his..."

Fabriel: is on the couch, holding Asuka who is covered in blood red armor

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, you two."

UF!Mettaton: laughs again.

Flame_warp : ((use the ooc command you made, me. Do that, or just get rid of the dang character to declutter your list))

Fabriel: H-hey

UF!Mettaton: Oooooohhhhhh yessyesssssss, I can imagine iiiit.

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You two okay?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: scoots over to them.

Fabriel: shakes his head

Jeska or Jukon: (Oi

UF!Grillby: "Ooh, I bet you could, you asshole."

Fabriel: She's covered in this armor...

Fabriel: It came from the orb... I don't know what to do

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fabriel: It's not coming off

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure it'll be okay..."

UF!Mettaton: Yeah, it's ppppppriceless.

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Erron: ((back))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ay))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Oi

UF!Grillby: Fellby stands up, stalking over to FellMetta.

MB!SwapMuffet: (grillby pls)

UF!Mettaton: ((metta explained who he was and grillby pls

UF!Mettaton: has this smarmy little grin on his face.

Fabriel: I hope so...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not a bad color, to be honest."

Fabriel: She got knocked out by it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."

Fabriel: There's a sword too... it's on the floor

UF!Mettaton: Yyyou have to admit that's hhhhilarious.

UF!Grillby: You want to go, you tin can?

MB!SwapMuffet: (grillby)

MB!SwapMuffet: (pls)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

MB!SwapMuffet: (i realize you're underfell but come on)

Fabriel: ((Oh... no

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over to the sword, and attempts to pick it up.

UF!Mettaton: Dddon't bother, and bebebesides, you do nnnneed me for your plan.

Fabriel: zap

Fabriel: ...

MB!SwapMuffet: grillby is lucky that muffet isn't there

Asriel_Dreemurr: pulls his hand back.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can't touch it."

Fabriel: God... why is this happening

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."

Jeska or Jukon: -Wakes up- da.fuck?

UF!Grillby: He pauses, then crosses his arms. "I guess you're right, but that doesn't mean I don't want to dent your face in."

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes back to them.

Fabriel: ((They added an nsfw chat

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good evening, Jukon."

Gaster: ((AAAH NOOO

MB!SwapMuffet: (WHAT)

MB!SwapMuffet: (WHAT)

Fabriel: ((ADA is the first one in there, natrually

MB!SwapMuffet: (WHAT)

MB!SwapMuffet: (plot twist)

MB!SwapMuffet: (the NSFW chat is a honeypot)

MB!SwapMuffet: (they ban everybody who goes in there)

Fabriel: (("So tulpas like, like sex and stuff?"

Fabriel: (("(wellsome of them at least?"

Fabriel: ((Someone else: "Some can, it's just a personality thing"

UF!Mettaton: Sparks fly, literally. A wire snaps as he pouts.

Fabriel: (("(tbh tundra will probably have a sexual side to her in the end"

Jeska or Jukon: Whats going on?

Gaster: ((eeeuugh

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno."

UF!Mettaton: A red wire is now poking out from his fringe.

UF!Mettaton: ((ew

UF!Grillby: He pokes the wire back in.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fantas been at work I assume."

UF!Mettaton: It just flies back out.

: Master Baker Muffet's connection timed out.

Fabriel: ((gtg

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Which may be good for a time to do what we're planning."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe not, though."

UF!Mettaton: Iiiiiiiiit needs a replacemeeent,

Fabriel: ((give lap dance later, probably 1 hour

UF!Grillby: Damn it...

UF!Mettaton: ((bye

Jeska or Jukon: I need food

Jeska or Jukon: Prank later

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UF!Mettaton: Wait fuck, nnnneither you nor Muffet know my syssystems.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna eat out somewhere?"

Jeska or Jukon: Sure any ideas?

UF!Mettaton: ((hi methbusters

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."

UF!Grillby: I know. That's why I said damn it.

: . [Nikolai] is now methbusters [Fiorano].

: Fabriel [Fabriel] disconnected.

Fiorano: (( yo ))

UF!Mettaton: Yyeah, I just rere-realized that.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What are you in the mood for?"

Jeska or Jukon: What are you in the mood for

UF!Mettaton: More sparks.

Jeska or Jukon: Jinx

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jukon: your DI- I mean pizza))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Erm, I dunno."

Erron: ((Just watched the new Mystery Skulls video, and I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!))

Fiorano: (( k

UF!Mettaton: ((YO

UF!Grillby: Maybe after all of this we could get you fixed.

Gaster: ((who is evil blue tree lady

UF!Mettaton: Mmh.... Ddo you know anyone who cccan fix me sooner?

MB!SwapMuffet: (her name is shiromori)

Jeska or Jukon: Im gonna eat you if dont come up with somethimg

UF!Mettaton: Ooooother than that scumbag.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ever been to a habachi restaurant?"

UF!Grillby: He glances over at Gaster....

UF!Mettaton: .......

Asriel_Dreemurr: Hibachi*

Jeska or Jukon: Not sure

UF!Mettaton: Aaaaaaaaaanyone else?

MB!SwapMuffet: (did mystery actually go full kitsune? Did Arthur hallucinate that? If he really did, then WHY? I mean, presumably because of the thing with Louis, but then WHY EXACTLY IS HE ANGRY ABOUT THAT IDFK)

Gaster: shrugs. "If he's anything like my husgand I can do it?"

UF!Mettaton: .....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "They have pretty good food, usually, cooked fresh infront of you."

MB!SwapMuffet: (i think this series' lack of dialouge is, eventually, going to be a problem)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Usually like sushi, fried rice, and the likes."

UF!Mettaton: Welllllll, Mettatons don't didiffer too much in inttternals.

MB!SwapMuffet: (i mean, we got, like, one line of it in ghost by technicality, but none here. That is one criticism I have with freaking out, it's still awesome, but it just misses something that ghost had, and I think that the lack of lyrical relevance is part of it)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gaster has a pretty nice husgand))

Jeska or Jukon: Lets go

Gaster: ((SHIT

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Mettaton is his hungando))

Gaster: ((I JUST REALIZED THAT TYPO

UF!Mettaton: ((hungary

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

Gaster: ((but yes mettaton is rather hung

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up.

MB!SwapMuffet: (husgand)

Jeska or Jukon: Unleas you want ti be dinner insteadd

UF!Mettaton: ((i mean

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

Jeska or Jukon: gets up too

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd rather not get my flash eaten."

MB!SwapMuffet: (AD: "Jukon are you drunk" )

UF!Mettaton: ((they ARE interchangeable, but the favorite one is a good, not too big, but larger than average one

Asriel_Dreemurr: Flesh*

MB!SwapMuffet: (Jukon: "Ii mene a lyyyyttel bat")

Jeska or Jukon: Eat you with kisses -kisses on tbe snoot

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles, heading to his timeline.

UF!Mettaton: But ttttthat'lll only work if nobodybody else can.

Jeska or Jukon: Me follows

Jeska or Jukon: follows

Gaster: I mean, perhaps Lua could too. He's a cyborg, and I could give him my husband's blueprints.

Jeska or Jukon: ((Le sigh

UF!Mettaton: ...

UF!Mettaton: Wwho?

UF!Mettaton: Ttthe one taking a nap?

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Gaster: ... Yes.

: Erron's connection timed out.

: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.

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Gaster: ((DAMN IT

Gaster: ((BROOKLYN NINE NINE IS NOT AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX

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UF!Mettaton: .....

UF!Mettaton: Oh.

Gaster: ((I CAN ONLY GET IT ON DVDDDDD

Fiorano: (( Never cared for that show ))

UF!Mettaton: Hhhhhhow about no.

: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.

Gaster: shrugs. "I'm only exploring our options here."

Jeska or Jukon: walks through anydoor with AD

UF!Mettaton: At the vvvery least you would have prior knowledge, as much as Iiiiiiiii hate to say it.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Brooklyn nine nine is great))

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes with Jukon to his car.

UF!Grillby: "I mean, I've done floor repairs, but I don't think I can do a whole repair session."

UF!Mettaton: ((is there r2 in it? bc if not i might try it

Jeska or Jukon: Can I drive now?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets in the drivers seat.

Jeska or Jukon: But I can read

Fiorano: (( Joseph's cadillac is probably still in AD's garage ))

UF!Mettaton: Yeah, Iiiiiiiiiiii'm too fucked over for not full shiiit.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That doesn't mean you can drive a car."

Jeska or Jukon: -Gets in shotgun- ughhh

UF!Grillby: I mean, I guess I could try?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's a seperate class."

Asriel_Dreemurr: starts to drive.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, you'll need a license, which means the government will freak."

: UF!Mettaton's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because you're still not real to them."

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UF!Mettaton: .....

Fiorano: (( >the government will freak ))

UF!Grillby: If I go in, though, I guarntee nothing.

UF!Mettaton: I ddddddddddon't think so.

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps driving.

Jeska or Jukon: -Leans back- im starting to think this aint worth it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"

Jeska or Jukon: Drivin

UF!Mettaton: I'm ttttrying to get lessssssssssssss damaged.

MB!SwapMuffet: walks through the door, looking at a list and chewing the end of a pen. "He's in, she's in, she's out, she's KNOCKED out..."

: methbusters [Fiorano] is now mythisoleucine [Fiorano].

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then don't."

Gaster: Alright.

UF!Mettaton: has a wire sticking from his fringe.

UF!Grillby: Ah, hello, Muffet.

UF!Mettaton: ....

Jeska or Jukon: Good encouragement there couch

UF!Mettaton: Aaaaactually.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Couch? I'm a couch now?"

Erron: ((You're a goat now, You're a couch now))

MB!SwapMuffet: looks up. "Oh, dear."

UF!Mettaton: This would be a ggreat opportunity for you to proooooove your trustworthiness.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I guess I'm as lazy as an inanimate object."

UF!Mettaton: stares at Gaster.

UF!Mettaton: .....

Gaster: nods. "Right. Do you want me to bring my tools here?"

Jeska or Jukon: Coach*

UF!Mettaton: I'll. Leeet you do this. Yes.

UF!Mettaton: Yes ddefinitely.

Asriel_Dreemurr: arrives at some Hibachi restaurant.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Mettaton, SOMEBODY needs to fix you."

Jeska or Jukon: But you are lazy

UF!Mettaton: Yeah, Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii know.

Gaster: nods, then heads home. "I'll be back soon."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, yeah."

UF!Mettaton: Be qquick.

MB!SwapMuffet: "You know what, Gaster? Perhaps you should get your husband."

Jeska or Jukon: And we are running again tmw

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

MB!SwapMuffet: "If he can't trust himself, then I don't know who he will trust."

Gaster: Or I could bring my children too.

MettatonSEX: -is actually doing a show-

Asriel_Dreemurr: enter the restaurant with Jukon, and they get seated and shit.

UF!Mettaton: .....

Gaster: The children. I had with my husband.

Asriel_Dreemurr: Enters*

UF!Mettaton: Mmmaybe.

Fiorano: (( They took a shit at the restaraunt? ))

UF!Mettaton: I dddon't care as long as I gggggggggget fixed.

MB!SwapMuffet: (they have bathrooms)

Jeska or Jukon: (Shitting in the chairs? Not proper restaurant mamners

Gaster: Alright then.

Gaster: ((now I'm thinking of my immortal

Glamor: [font=glamor]-is helping with the show as a new guest performal.-[/font]

UF!Mettaton: *performer

MB!SwapMuffet: taps grillby on the shoulder, pulling out her list. She puts it on the table, waiting for grillby.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So."

Gaster: ((where there's a part where someone yells "NO, I WANT TO SHIT NEXT TO HER"

Fiorano: (( Microton just goes up onto the stage and starts moving and talking with Metta in precise synchronization ))

UF!Mettaton: *how the hell did i fuck that up

UF!Grillby: Grillby looks over the list.

UF!Mettaton: ((OH MY GOD THATS CUTE

Isaac: -making bombs in his booth, reading the "[url=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A6BMSCG2syo/maxresdefault.jpg]Anarchist's Cookbook[/url]"- One scoop gunpowder... Mmmhmm ....

Jeska or Jukon: So what? Waiting for me to throw myself on the grill?

: mythisoleucine [Fiorano] is now mythisoleucine [Hellcat].

Hellcat: He appears next to Issac. Miaou. "what's up, buddy?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, just waiting for some conversation."

Corsiva: Would you look at that, Corsiva's helping her daddy too.

Jeska or Jukon: So this undyne and alphys

Isaac: GAH! O-Oh... who're you?

Asriel_Dreemurr: *The restaurant is very Asian.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: *Very

Jeska or Jukon: Youre asian

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"

UF!Mettaton: ((wow

Hellcat: (( [cringes] ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god I did bad))

Hellcat: "eh"

MB!SwapMuffet: compares her list and Fellby's. She smiles. "If this many people don't at least faze him, I don't know why hat willm"

Erron: ((Oooh boy))

UF!Mettaton: ((no, at chime

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh good))

Hellcat: "i mean, i get called hellcat, but the name i was actually given was..."

Gaster: ((oh frick

UF!Mettaton: ((please dont call mettaton daddy

Isaac: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh I saw))

MB!SwapMuffet: "Which is why we have the last two plans, I gjess

: ★ Microton: * Microton jumps out of Glamor's shirt pocket and starts moving with Metta and talking with him in precise synchronization.

Gaster: gathers up all his tools, then comes back to the bar.

Jeska or Jukon: How comd

Hellcat: "...jedidiah. i think"

UF!Mettaton: ...Nno children, okkkkkkkkkay.

MB!SwapMuffet: (okay that's pretty cool)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How come what?"

Hellcat: Miaou.

Jeska or Jukon: How come I have meet em

Gaster: Yeah, they're busy.

UF!Mettaton: Oh.

Isaac: A-Alright...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Uh... Not sure."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "To be fair, you haven't asked to meet them."

UF!Grillby: He looks at the list, smiling. "This is a nice army we've got going here..."

UF!Mettaton: Juuuuuust get it over wiwith.

Jeska or Jukon: You said you have been hanging out with alyhps too much

Hellcat: He purrs. "i see you're makin' bombs here"

Jeska or Jukon: When we talkes about the animes

Gaster: nods, then motions to a table. "Go on."

Hellcat: Then he spits a flame, looking at one of his paws. "neat"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I did a lot more before."

Isaac: -Fucking speeds to put the bombs away- D-DON'T SPIT FIRE NEAR THESE!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But she's been doing a lot of work, and is on a relationship of her own."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I've been busy doing stuff at the bar."

UF!Mettaton: lies on the table, wordless.

Gaster: gets to work. He opens his toolkit, and FellMetta's chest.

Jeska or Jukon: Oh shit we can do that double date shit

Hellcat: "oh, darling" He takes out an M80...and spits a flame onto it. Boom.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean we could."

Jeska or Jukon: Why not

MB!SwapMuffet: "Surely, at least one group of them should get through to him. Our little grillby rainbow, and he always was a sucker for my flowy schtick."

Isaac: !!

MB!SwapMuffet: "As are most, but, well, that's not important right now."

UF!Grillby: "Huh... maybe we should gather up a few Asgores too... maybe some Mettatons...."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "They've been dating since I was twelve, though. It's less dating more living together like a marriage."

Hellcat: Hellcat swallows the M80 before it explodes.

Gaster: ... Jesus... you're in terrible shape..."

Hellcat: A quiet boom can be heard. "yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah. that's the stuff."

Jeska or Jukon: They arent married yet?

Isaac: W-What if you... nevermind.

UF!Mettaton: moves his hair. The unfinished side is a mess. Broken wires, multiple stuck-together parts, and a broken glass on the top eye.

UF!Mettaton: I knnnnnow.

MB!SwapMuffet: "Perhaps. They could be useful if things devolve into violence."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah. It's tough enough getting married as a monster legally, even harder for a gay marriage as a monster."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not all states allow monsters to get married."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Which is bullshit, but we can't do much about that."

Hellcat: (( Wow AD abides by the law ))

Gaster: hisses. "Yikes..."

Jeska or Jukon: Wait hold on

UF!Mettaton: is barely functioning, he's worse than the other Mettaton was before Gaster.

UF!Grillby: "Hm..."

UF!Grillby: "Maybe some Undynes too, if we're going for strength."

Jeska or Jukon: Monsters can't get marred because of the government?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "In some states."

Jeska or Jukon: the fuck not?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cause we're not human."

Gaster: rubs his hands together, dons his work goggles, and gets to work."

MB!SwapMuffet: "Let's not put all our eggs into one violent basket."

: ★ Joseph: * He walks out to his garage at his house. "the fuck"

Jeska or Jukon: so.....fuck em, you had your own government before

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Apparently we don't get human rights, not all of them, anyways."

: ★ Joseph: * "where the fuck is my ca----" D'OH. "fuck i left it at AD's place"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, if we say 'Fuck em' we're going back underground."

Jeska or Jukon: they are treating you guys like shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

MB!SwapMuffet: "If anything, I almost want us to need to bring in Presure-point and Brainwash if things get that bad. She might get twitchy if she doesn't get a chance while being that close."

Jeska or Jukon: I'd say go back underground and just visit this shithole of a surface

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're not all that different from humans."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think they're forgetting they started the war, too."

UF!Grillby: "Exactly, and I think Pressure-point's nervous I won't bring him home if he doesn't perform."

UF!Mettaton: is mostly silent.

Hellcat: "..."

Gaster: ... You're really quiet during this. It's almost a nice change, but...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We can't go back down there."

Isaac: . . .

Jeska or Jukon: of course, a bunch of assholes

Hellcat: Miaou. He hops into Isaac's lap.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We will eventually get rights an stuff."

Gaster: I'm about to fix up your pain circuts.

: mythisoleucine [Hellcat] is now mythisoleucine ["Jedidiah"].

UF!Mettaton: ...

UF!Mettaton: Okkkkkkkkay, be fast.

Jeska or Jukon: do some states recognize the marriages? why not move there? or some other nation that would

Asriel_Dreemurr: "This one does, but not gay monster marriage."

UF!Mettaton: And Iii'm quiet because I doooon't have anything to ssay.

Gaster: nods, then plugs a few things in and welds a few things in place.

Isaac: -tries to pet Hellcat-

Jeska or Jukon: god am I happy humanity got its ass kicked badly in my timeline

UF!Mettaton: winces a few times, but says nothing

MB!SwapMuffet: "And I almost see Brainwash making sure he helps. It seems like her."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Remember when I was a kid? Well, no joke, we had to go to different schools and somethings similar."

MB!SwapMuffet: "But, we still shouldn't fount violence out. Plan for it working, but plan fir it not working as well."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It was like when they fucked up and didn't let African Americans have rights."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And then they did it. Again."

Gaster: My husband likes to talk to me while I work on him.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, Jesus Christ, they don't learn from mistakes."

Jeska or Jukon: apparently not

UF!Mettaton: Wwell, he ttrusts you fully.

UF!Mettaton: I. Do nnnot.

UF!Mettaton: Yetttttttt, if ever.

Gaster: Sometimes we talk about strange things.

UF!Mettaton: Mmh.

Gaster: Like, shower thoughts.

Jeska or Jukon: I guess your dad is working to fix that

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Trying."

UF!Mettaton: Bbbet they aren't as badddd as the thoughts I have when the...... ooooooooooother one fixed me up.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "A lot of monsters just go to Canada."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But if you're a Vulkin or Pyrope, you're kinda shit out of luck."

UF!Grillby: He sighs. "Right. We don't want people to die here."

"Jedidiah": He accepts the petting.

UF!Mettaton: .......

Gaster: ... He's a disgusting man.

UF!Mettaton: Aaaaaat least you didn't strap mmme down or make advancessss.

UF!Mettaton: Yyyeah.

Jeska or Jukon: -sigh-

UF!Mettaton: You haaaaaaven't haaaaaad to fuck hhhim.

: ★ Joseph: * "shit now i have to drive arcadia's crappy jeep"

MB!SwapMuffet: sighs. "This is seeming a lot less simple."

Gaster: I feel sorry for you.

UF!Mettaton: It iiiiiiisn't even good sssssex.

Jeska or Jukon: and you can't go back underground huh

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Better her then there."

"Jedidiah": (( "It isn't even good sex" -UF!Mettaton ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: Here*

Jeska or Jukon: aren't there humans that support monsters?

UF!Grillby: "I know... but we can do it. We've got to."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, some."

UF!Mettaton: Jjjjust bad feeeeeeeeeeeetish bullshit thaaaat even DeviantAaaaart woukd shun.

MB!SwapMuffet: "We've committed too much, really."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hell, I'd be impressed if they managed to break the corrupted of the government, though."

Gaster: Ugh...

"Jedidiah": (( "break the corrupted of the government" ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Practically everyone who has a high postion is racist to monsteras."

Isaac: -Takes out a bomb- So you like to eat explosives?

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's a great sentence right there))

UF!Mettaton: What sounds like a water bottle being crushed is heard. That's a sigh.

UF!Grillby: "I don't know if I can hurt anyone anymore."

Gaster: Oooh, I think your vocal circuits are broken.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Some g👀D👌🏼sh!t right the👌🏼re))

Gaster: Let me just...

"Jedidiah": "i wouldn't recommend it"

: mythisoleucine ["Jedidiah"] is now mythisoleucine [Hellcat].

Isaac: -Hands him the bomb- Here, you can have this...

Gaster: reaches for the vocal circuits and fixes a few things. "How's that?"

UF!Mettaton: Nnh...

Jeska or Jukon: sounds like there needs to be a change in office

Hellcat: "oh, honey, it's only something i eat every few...fifty years or so"

MB!SwapMuffet: "Hm...perhaps we should try to stay out of an actual fight. Threats, yes. No fighting."