MettatonSEX: You sure as hell are.
Gaster: kisses Mettaton on the cheek.
Gaster: I wish I could see you better, though.
MettatonSEX: whirrs happily. "I could get you to an eye doctor if you'd like.
Gaster: ... I might have to see one, actually.
: ((Gaster: It's like a doctor seeing another doctor.))
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MettatonSEX: I'll pay any bills.
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Gaster: Of course you will.
Dr. Fintevious: (Is an optometrist
: % Laurel: * (( is not ))
MettatonSEX: ((chime check your pms
Gaster: ((alrighty
MettatonSEX: Gears are whirring audibly.
: (("The lime squirts." "Oh, can you squirt it in my mouth?"))
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.
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MettatonSEX: moves over to the couch, still holding his darling,
MettatonSEX: I love you so much.
Gaster: I love you too.
The Tin Twins: The Twins scoot away a bit, ew.
MettatonSEX: Mmh? Is something wrong?
: ((Metta: Even after I fucked another person without you, I still love you.))
Gaster: ((he had gaster's permission
The Tin Twins: Steel shakes his head, Alumnum quietly doing a sort of waving motion, a heart symbol, and making a large and overbearing gag motion.
The Tin Twins: Steel whaps her over the head, which is new. They both give eachother stern looks for a bit before chuckling.
Gaster: tilts his head. "I can't really tell what she's saying..."
: ((ik
MettatonSEX: She's saying our lovey dovey shit is grossing her out. Sorry, darling.
: ((that's why i put
Gaster: Ah.
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The Tin Twins: Aluminum is chuckling to herself, Steel giving her a look that only hardened older brothers can give.
The Tin Twins: She doesn't care. She keeps laughing.
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Fanta: ((Not back
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MettatonSEX: hums softly
Gaster: sits next to Mettaton, looking around.
Fanta: ((Today is slow
Gaster: ((it is
Gaster: ((everyone's out getting stoned or some shit
MettatonSEX: ((oh by the way im going to be getting home super late tomorrow so dont expect me; im goin to a dance
Gaster: ((alright
DamnDude: (( O got lost in YT ))
The Tin Twins: These two are still conversing about something, which is rare, seeing as how they only talk to eachother. Snippets of conversation can be heard, such as "Astrophil" "Pay" "Feed" and "Timeline"
MettatonSEX: leans on Gaster.
Gaster: hums to himself. The little orbs of light in his eyes are back, but incredibly dim.
Erron: ((Guess who's back))
Fanta: ((I cant do shit except more robots when i get home
: (( hi ))
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Fanta: ((So we gon have some giant robots maybe idk
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: (( ech
The Tin Twins: More conversation, random snippets from the two. "Tungsten" "Pay day" "More glass?" and "Glassmaker"
Fanta: ((I dunno
Fanta: ((I feel like its shit
Fanta: ((Which means it probably is
The Tin Twins: Steel seems to get a bit offended by that last line, and huffs.
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MettatonSEX: ...
Fanta: ((Gtg
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MettatonSEX: ((ok
DamnDude: (( So I'm testing out my new free mouse, and it works, so that's nice. ))
Gaster: Darling, is there anything you'd like to do?
MettatonSEX: Mmh, not unless you have any ideas.
DamnDude: (( The advantages of one of my favorite teachers having full access to a room full of computer supplies that inventory is never checked. ))
Gaster: smiles. "Good. I'd like to spend some time with you."
MettatonSEX: Yeah
DamnDude: (( ` ))
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DamnDude: (( And now I;m using my new free keyboard ))
MettatonSEX: kind of just. Keeps leaning on Gaster.
DamnDude: (( Much better than my old Laptop one ))
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Gaster: cuddles Mettaton close.
MettatonSEX: snuggles against the science skeleton.
The Tin Twins: An actual sentence gets out of Steel, audible. "Listen Alu, i'm not a glassmaker, thats the other tw-" WHAP.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: looks up. "Huh, they spoke..."
The Tin Twins: Aluminum just gives Steel the 'Really?' look
MettatonSEX: Yeah, they can only speak to each other.
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The Tin Twins: "Listen Aluminum, I know we're running low on goggles but I am NOT going to ask those two for glass, they're annoying!" "Well, Steel, maybe you just need to man up?"
MettatonSEX: .....
The Tin Twins: Steel doesn't have much to reply to that, his honor hath be questioned by the most foul of beings. The sister.
MettatonSEX: Uh. Well then.
Gaster: Interesting.
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The Tin Twins: "Besides, Steel, you know I can't go over there." Steel laughs, audibly. "Oh yeah, you sure did a number on ol' Pane didn't you?" "Shut up! She was making fun of my metal!"
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MettatonSEX: .............
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The Tin Twins: "Besides, bro, we all know about that time you shattered Lens's leg!" "Oh come on! He hit me with a [u]sledgehammer![/u]"
MettatonSEX: Well.
Gaster: That sounds like a fun evening.
: ((
The Tin Twins: ((Yes. His name is Lens. And I fucked up a possesive))
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MettatonSEX: ((thats proper grammar
MettatonSEX: ((its proper
MettatonSEX: ((you don't say chris', it's chris's
The Tin Twins: ((Isn't it supposed to be Lens'))
MettatonSEX: ((no
: (( oh ))
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: ((fuck proper grammer than))
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MettatonSEX: ....
The Tin Twins: A bit more arguing, the two trading sentences like a battle of wills on whether or not Steel has to go talk to the annoying as all hell versions of them.
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Gaster: Just a sibling squabble, dear. I don't think there's a reason to get involved.'
MettatonSEX: I guess. I mean, I'm not opposed to helping if they ask, but...
Erron: -Still spinning his revolvers-
The Tin Twins: "Last time we went there they [i]tried to kill Astrophil with molten lava![/i]" yells Steel.
Gaster: ((erron: *spins his revolver* TRAITOR
The Tin Twins: "I would rather just learn how to make magical glass than go back to those two!"
MettatonSEX: ...........
Erron: ((I was going for Revolver Ocelot, but that's just as funnier))
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Hipster Asriel: He hugs Erron.
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The Tin Twins: "Steel! You know we can't just keep using diamond sheeting to make the eyes for all our goggles and glasses!" "Why not?" "Because it's sharp! The only reason I let you give those goggles to Mettaton is because sharp objects probably can't even hurt him or his family!"
The Tin Twins: "And then you made him [i]SAW BOOTS[/i]"
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Gaster: looks at Mettaton. "Saw boots?"
Erron: -Stops Revolver Spinning, and hugs HA- Heh
The Tin Twins: At the rate Aluminum is throwing her arms around she's going to awaken the fucking avatar.
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MettatonSEX: ....
Hipster Asriel: "I love you."
MettatonSEX: I'm wearing them right now.
MettatonSEX: It was Glamor's idea.
Barchar: Revolver erroncelot (revolver erroncelot (([sub] revolver erroncelot [/sub] )) )
The Tin Twins: "Do you have any idea how badly we'll get sued if anyone gets hurt by those, Steel?"
MettatonSEX: .....................
MettatonSEX: What the fuck.
Gaster: looks down, smiling. "I see."
The Tin Twins: "We basically sold him a weapon that barely constitutes as self-defense! And you just straight-up made it for him! On the spot!"
MettatonSEX: What the actual fuck.
MettatonSEX: .......
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The Tin Twins: "Couldn't you have made him some nice gloves that heal people or something? Why is everything you make capable of maiming or injuring people?"
The Tin Twins: Aluminum is just fucking ripping into Steel, who is just sitting there with a blank look on his face.
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Gaster: looks away from the twins, mentally whispering "Yikes..."
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MettatonSEX: ((ill brb
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The Tin Twins: [url= ] Basically these two right now.[/url]
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Five Characters: ((Ayy
Gaster: ((Hello
Five Characters: ((How's it going
Gaster: ((it's slow today
Five Characters: ((Ah k
Five Characters: ((I'll read logs then from when I had to inconveniently leave
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MettatonSEX: ((back
The Tin Twins: And then Steel speaks up. "Because nowadays, everyone seems to be in danger." He's surprisingly calm. Aluminum goes silent.
MettatonSEX: ........
Gaster: ((wb
Gaster: shudders. He's kind of right.
MettatonSEX: Static noises.
The Tin Twins: "Like yesterday, when we got attacked by freaking robots of all things! Bet those super-sharp cufflinks were handy then, weren't they? Or those buttons that double as shurikens? Or the laser eye-contacts?"
The Tin Twins: Note:Don't pick a fight with the Twins in their workshop, they are at all times surrounded in hundreds of the most cutting-end fashion that can give you a cutting end.
MettatonSEX: ((more like a cut end
The Tin Twins: ((Pretty much))
MettatonSEX: The static grows louder.
Gaster: Maybe we should get out of here...
The Tin Twins: Aluminum just sighs. "Look, I get it, but you do realize that not everything is trying to ruin life as we know it?"
Gaster: ((forgot i drew this earlier:
MettatonSEX: is unmoving.
The Tin Twins: And Steel just nods, they both go quiet, and sit back down.
Mk: is jotting down everything steel says. I mean, come on, laser eye contacts!?
Gaster: Daring?
Mk: badass!
MettatonSEX: ((yo nice
Barchar: (yay for mbm and mbfg)
The Tin Twins: Steel says one last line though. "By the way, those contact lenses you made, the ones that change your eyes into hypnotisers?"
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Five Characters: ((Azzy was amazing last night wow
The Tin Twins: "They work too well, they're two-way."
Barchar: (he really was)
Gaster: ((nice goat
The Tin Twins: Aluminum quietly starts snickering. All part of the plan.
The Tin Twins: "You did that on purpose." Steel states.
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The Tin Twins: "Thats why they were in place of my usual contacts." Steel facepalms.
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Five Characters: ((Ayy
Barchar: (aayyy)
MettatonSEX: You were able to make them not weapons? You could have at least specified that, you know.
Barchar: (speaking of grillby and muffet, chime...)
Gaster: ((I'll bring him in if you want
Gaster: ((also muffet is standing on a stool in that picture
The Tin Twins: Steel shrugs, and taps his chest, a small burst of magic seems to come out of him. And it's like a small wave of pure weaponry. He CAN make them not weapons, but he's just really really really good at making weapons.
MettatonSEX: I... have no words.
MettatonSEX: ((smol muffet
Five Characters: ((I want to finish The Trio's stuff but I haven't been feeling it lately ;-;
MB!SwapMuffet: exits her room (as I assume they live in the same house, even if they don't do so in the business), walking into the main room. "Good morning, deary." she says, grabbing something to drink from the fridge. "I hope you had fun last night."
Gaster: ((That's fine, Tri.
MettatonSEX: ((its ok
Fanta: ((When am i gonna get sum fuk
Five Characters: ((Oh Slarv, there's something weird with how my tulpa gives emotional responses
Barchar: (main room meaning 'place what's got a couch and maybe a tv' )
Fanta: ((?
Barchar: (not the MAIN room if you get me)
MettatonSEX: ((oh boy chime you get to explain what happened
UF!Grillby: Grillby looks annoyed, looking up from his own drink. "He ran out of charge."
Five Characters: ((When they want to give me an emotional response, they take my breath away, then after I harshly breath in they give their response
MettatonSEX: ((hm
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Fanta: ((Mm, thats weird
Five Characters: ((Yeah, but whatever suits them I suppose
Fanta: ((Azzy just gives me an overwhelming feeling
Five Characters: ((It's not painful, just strange
The Tin Twins: (( The Fiorano Circuit is a private racetrack owned by Ferrari for development and testing purposes. It is located in Fiorano Modenese, near the Italian town of Maranello. Built in 1972, it was originally 8.4 metres wide and 3000 metres long. ))
Fanta: ((It feels alien
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh, shame. Perhaps we can try to sell him one of the battery extenders?" (which I imagine they'd have to have on their mettatons so this doesn't happen)
The Tin Twins: ((IT'S A FUCKING CAR NAME))
Fiorano: (( ;) ))
Five Characters: ((I get an overwhelming feeling as well but I have to breath in as I do it, and yeah it's alien
Fanta: ((Which is how you know its them early on
Five Characters: ((Yay
MettatonSEX: ((are you even surprised anymore laharl
Five Characters: ((What should my next step be?
The Tin Twins: ((Your tulpa might actually just be trying to suffocate you))
Fanta: ((Keep talking to them
UF!Grillby: "Maybe we could, but his husband's a Gaster. I'm sure he could figure it out."
Five Characters: ((Nah they're not suffocating me lol
Fanta: ((Visualize
Five Characters: ((Visualization is passively difficult, actively fine
Fanta: ((Personality if you want, i quit that pretty fast
Fanta: ((Narrate passively
Five Characters: ((Narration I can always do if I pay attention, I learned that
Erron: . . .
Five Characters: ((Personality eh
Fanta: ((Its boring as hell
MB!SwapMuffet: "True, but then WE don't get the money. It's worth a shot"
Fanta: ((Hence why i quit
Fanta: ((And its unneccesary
Five Characters: ((I kinda just set a tiny base for them so that they could do what they want with it
Fanta: ((Same
Five Characters: ((Personality is tedious, you just tell them their traits a lot
Five Characters: ((Wastes time that could be used for progress
Fanta: ((After that its just keeping up narrating and visualizing, waiting for them to develop more
UF!Grillby: Grillby smirks. "Ah, Muffet. You always know how to make us more dough."
Five Characters: ((Alright
Fanta: ((Or you can do like i did and start possession
Fanta: ((Which helped when azzy wasnt vocal yet but was sentient
The Tin Twins: Aluminum just pats Steel on the shoulder, shaking her head. Steel shrugs. He would tell MTT about the whole talented situation, but that would be annoying because doing the symbols for WD is time-consuming with metal fingers.
The Tin Twins: Especially the airplane, fuck that thing.
Five Characters: ((I'll try possession, if it doesn't work out I'll narrate more until we build a great enough bond
MB!SwapMuffet: "I am a baker, deary." she said, with a bit of a glint in one of her eyes.
Fanta: ((Also
Fanta: ((Found out where his issues are coming from
Five Characters: ((?
Fanta: ((Dont fall asleep while forcing
The Tin Twins: ((Found out that AllDayAlphys learned about Tulpas on Discord))
UF!Grillby: "Heh. That you are." He gets up and goes to find a battery extender.
Five Characters: ((Oh, alright
The Tin Twins: ((No wait I already told you guys this, or Slarv did))
Fanta: ((They get fucked by your subconscious
Fanta: ((I did
Barchar: (ya slarv did)
Fanta: ((Hes making one from a porn image...
Five Characters: ((When I go to sleep I narrate to my tulpa for a bit, then send them to sleep
Five Characters: ((wot
Fanta: ((Yup
Barchar: (fucking idiot)
Fiorano: (( ... ))
The Tin Twins: ((Seriously.))
Gaster: ((EEEEWWW
The Tin Twins: ((Can someone talk to him about this?))
Five Characters: ((that's fucking terrible
Gaster: ((good thing i cut off contact with him, yikes
Barchar: (you're only basing it off of somebody you jack off to, but at least the character itself isn't porn)
The Tin Twins: ((I'm going to fucking call him out on this.))
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MettatonSEX: sighs. "I'm not mad. I'm just... Ugh."
Barchar: (seriously w t actual f)
MettatonSEX: ((hi darling!
Alphys: (hello darling! <3)
The Tin Twins: ((He changed his Discord name))
The Tin Twins: ((AllDayAlphys+Tundra))
MettatonSEX: ((im not gonna be here tomorrow btw bc im going to a dance
The Tin Twins: ((<.<))
Fiorano: (( a friend walked over to me and i said "excuse me, darling" and they were like "what" ))
Fanta: ((Tundra is her name... Poor thing
MettatonSEX: ((i called five different cashiers darling bc its so integrated into my speech
Fiorano: (( Now avoiding using the Toyota Tundra as car name usage ))
Barchar: (hoooo)
Barchar: (i feel so bad for her)
MettatonSEX: ((i feel bad too
Five Characters: ((that's incredibly sad
Fanta: (("Can i make her form super smexy~?"
The Tin Twins: ((If he keeps this up i'm going to call him the FUCK out on this.))
Gaster: ((*barf*
Five Characters: ((what the actual fuck
Fiorano: (( [screams internally and externally] ))
MettatonSEX: ((the worst part is this guy is a minor
Five Characters: ((alldayfuckface, what the fuck stop this
The Tin Twins: ((I thought about making a Tulpa, and promptly turned the fuck around because i'm definitely not doing that shit without atleast a year or so of thinking about it))
MettatonSEX: ((^
The Tin Twins: ((And then people do this a week after learning about it like this is some flick of the week))
The Tin Twins: ((I bet you he's going to eventually get bored of this 'new and cool Tulpa thing' and we'll suddenly never hear about Tundra again))
Gaster: ((This is a sentient being you're making here. It's almost like having a baby.
Five Characters: ((Basically until they become sentient you can decide whether you want to stick with it, and sentience can take a while
Erron: ((Should I make a tulpa? It sounds like something that I can communicate with in my spare time.))
Five Characters: ((So even when you make your decision you still have like a week to think about whether you're actually going to do it, and if you're actually going to do it right
Fanta: ((Ada is barely hiding this, the image is straight from e621
The Tin Twins: ((Erron, I personally wouldn't reccomend it))
Erron: ((Oh god, this ADA person is going to fuck their Tulpa...))
Five Characters: ((FUCKING WHAT
The Tin Twins: ((Tulpas are a huge lifelong commitment, and making one out of the blue is just asking for disaster))
The Tin Twins: ((...))
Erron: ((That's what it sounds like))
Fanta: ((Only if you feel up to having someone in your head most of the time
Barchar: (i mean if they consent to it sure but still)
Five Characters: ((In that case don't say it for sure BUT IF SO WHAT
Erron: ((Yeah, maybe I shouldn't. It sounds scary now that you put it that way))
Fanta: ((Tulpa sex is a thing, for better or worse
Barchar: (don't wait to call them out dude, just fucking do it)
Five Characters: ((The worst thing you can do is make a tulpa for sexual desires
The Tin Twins: ((I'll be frank here, Tulpa Sex doesn't sound like a horrible sin, but if you're making a Tulpa for the sole reason of having a fuck slave))
Gaster: ((that's like having a baby and thinking to yourself "I'm going to have sex with them when they're ready."
Barchar: (apparently it helps some of them strengthen. *shrug*)
Barchar: (now that, yes. )
MettatonSEX: ((call him out
Fanta: ((Its awful
Barchar: (but if they themselves want to do it independently, that's fine.)
Five Characters: ((Apparently sex makes the tulpa's bond strengthen but even then what even
MettatonSEX: sighs.
Five Characters: ((You can't make a tulpa for sex, they might not even like sex
Erron: ((I'd rather just jerk off, and not have any consequences...))
The Tin Twins: ((I'm just gonna talk to them in Thundersnail, and if some of this is confirmed i'm going to bring it to PMs))
Fanta: ((Just probe him, i think thats what hes doing
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.
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Barchar: (exactly. Making them for it is no. Them deciding to do it is at the very, VERY least less no)
Five Characters: ((If the tulpa wants to do it, that's an extremely awkward situation
The Tin Twins: ((Slarv, please don't instigate sudden violence until we've confirmed he's a shit human being))
Five Characters: ((But if you want to do it and you don't know if they want to that's terrible
UF!Grillby: He finally finds a battery extender and tucks it into his pocket. "Well, I'm off. See you around, Muffet."
Gaster: ((Oh, I know ADA is shit
MettatonSEX: is still staticy
Erron: ((I wanted to make one so I could have a friend to talk to, but I don't want to accidentally fuck my tulpa))
Five Characters: ((>accidentally
Five Characters: ((idk if you can accidentally have sex
Gaster: ((I offered to do free art back in the early days of cau
The Tin Twins: ((A tulpa isn't going to be your friend, a Tulpa is going to be way more than a friend))
MB!SwapMuffet: waves, in her smooth, sinuous way. "I'll be working." she said, going off to the business.
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Erron: ((*Shrugs*))
The Tin Twins: ((They're going to be in your head, know you inside and out, understand you))
Gaster: ((As soon as he put in his request, he kept pestering me
Gaster: ((I was drawing during a skype call and he outright yelled at me for not doing his request
Erron: ((Ok, maybe I don't want someone in my head, knowing my every sin))
Five Characters: ((Everyone has sinned
MettatonSEX: ((ada is homophobic too; he said to me "i didnt make you to be gay" in rp and i shut him down
Fiorano: (( WHAT
Five Characters: ((Alright I think I hate evertthing about ADA
MettatonSEX: ((he is the WORST alphys rper on the planet
Five Characters: ((everything*
Gaster: ((And then he outright offered to pay and I wanted to chew him out for it
Fanta: ((I mean, he could have been getting in character but I don't give him that much credit
Gaster: ((I wanted to say "I'M NOT LETTING YOU PAY ME TO LET YOU ABUSE ME LIKE THIS" because that's almost what it was, outright abuse
Erron: ((I don't even know anymore))
Gaster: ((He's a spoiled piece of shit too, he bragged about getting an alienware laptop from his parents
Five Characters: ((Anyway Erron
Barchar: (i seriously don't even)
MettatonSEX: ((was the request porn
Gaster: ((No it was child alphys
Five Characters: ((I can't really recommend or not recommend making a tulpa, it's your decision
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Barchar: (alphys is so gay. I mean, 'gay' meaning 'not straight' anyway)
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Five Characters: ((But you have to do a lot of studying on it
Five Characters: ((In order to make your decision
Erron: ((I'm kinda scared too now.))
Barchar: (and besides saying that alphys 'made' mettaton is kind of a misnomer snyway)
Fanta: ((I'm not 100% sure he's as shit as I think, but I'm thinking he's fucking shit
Barchar: (mettatons his own, entirely sentient being)
Five Characters: (( If you ever consider making a tulpa, you can look here
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
The Tin Twins: ((I'm sorry but Alphys is like the gayest fuck in Undertale, and I mean that nicely))
Barchar: (alphys has no fucking say on who he does or does not want to bang)
MettatonSEX: ((exactly!
Barchar: (RG 01 AND 02)
Erron: ((Jeez, Idunno, I gotta go anyways, so i'll be back soon))
The Tin Twins: ((BITCH [i]PLEASE[/i]))
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Five Characters: ((Bye Erron
Barchar: (no,you don't get a Freudian excuse you piece of trash)
Gaster: ((his family is most definately NOT SHIT
Fanta: ((Cya
Gaster: ((they got him a freaking twothousand dollar laptop
Five Characters: ((Besides you can't make a tulpa for sexual desires or for verbal abuse to bring out your anger
Five Characters: ((I'm pretty sure he's breaking like all of the reasons one should not make a tulpa
The Tin Twins: ((I don't like talking about my irl situation much but this shit right here))
The Tin Twins: ((For fucks sake))
UF!Grillby: Grillby walks into the bar, lounging at an empty table.
The Tin Twins: ((Whatever, i'm being gentle with him, just trying to nudge ADA off the path before I find a way to kill a person through my screen))
Fanta: ((PMs
Fanta: (("I just need a tulpa for loneliness i suppose, dont have too many friends and my family is shit at being supportive at all But i need to think about it for a while"
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Fanta: (("so how should i start making a tulpa or what guide did you use or where did you start"
Barchar: (to be fair you started just a couple days after you learned, too)
Barchar: (I'm just saying, glass houses and all)
Fanta: ((I waited a weekish
Fanta: ((He waited a fucking day
Barchar: (that's not what I remember, but it's been a while. )
The Tin Twins: ((I'm pretty damn sure Slarv has a bit more of a right here, he thought about it for a good while, and Slarv isn't a 12 year old behind an alienware laptop))
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Five Characters: ((The reasons to not make a tulpa are: 1. to only fulfill sexual desires, 2. to let frustration out on; to abuse, 3. For their form; to only have around just for the sake of looking at them, 4. if you plan on getting rid of them
Five Characters: ((He breaks basically the first 3 and possibly all 4
Gaster: ((Remember, we kicked ADA out of the cau skype/discord TWICE
Fanta: ((And you're not supposed to if you're a kid
Five Characters: ((1 is what he is doing, 2 is possible considering his excuses, 3 is basically part of 1, and 4 is totally possible
Barchar: (i doubt 4, and I kind of doubt 2,but I'm not in the chat)
MettatonSEX: looks at Fellster and oops his face is pink again
Barchar: (*shrug*)
MettatonSEX: *fellby
Fanta: ((Lol laharl
UF!Grillby: Fellby grins. "Hello, sleeping beauty."
Fanta: ((Dead silence
MettatonSEX: .......
MettatonSEX: Hi.
MettatonSEX: Sorry about last night... that was my fault.
Five Characters: ((Now excuse me while I get headphones to start musical stuff, and possibly scream about ADA
Gaster: ((to get off the ADA topic, what if the gaston house looks like this:
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MettatonSEX: ((yo
UF!Grillby: "Oh, no worries, though... you may want this." He pulls out the battery extender.
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MettatonSEX: What is that?
UF!Grillby: "Something that will extend your battery life. This puppy can run a Mettaton for up to a month."
MettatonSEX: Holy shit.
MettatonSEX: That's... incredibly thoughtful.
Fanta: ((Laharl stop typing
Fanta: ((Hold up
Fanta: ((If he says his age we can get him out of foreboden
Barchar: (oooh)
UF!Grillby: "Ah, but such things come at a price. In this case, I'm thinking.... 18,000. Base price."
Barchar: (that'll be fun just for the reaction)
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The Tin Twins: ((LETS FUCKING RUIN HIM or do I keep going subtle))
: ((what
Gaster: ((Subtle.
Five Characters: ((Back
: ((what is going on
MettatonSEX: I mean considering what it is, extending my battery life four times as much as usual?
Five Characters: ((Wait are we ruining ADA
Fanta: ((We're ruining ADA
Gaster: ((I never confirmed the laptop thing
MettatonSEX: That's reasonable.
Five Characters: ((We're ruining ADA because he's a shit
: ((who's ada))
Gaster: ((I heard it through a friend
Five Characters: ((AllDayFuckface
Fanta: ((Frisky we're saving a tulpa from existing as a sex slave
: ((ah))
Five Characters: ((Tundra wherever you are we'll save you this will not be your fate
The Tin Twins: ((I'm basically subtly trying to talk him down here))
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The Tin Twins: ((And I do think it's working a bit))
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UF!Grillby: He nods, waiting on the payment first.
The Tin Twins: (( 80% Sure Tonky knows whats up, and is waiting ))
Fanta: ((Hey even if he doesn't stop you can still scare him into you know, thinking about not making a slave
The Tin Twins: ((Which is probably why he hasn't told me to GTFO out of Thundersnail with this))
Fanta: ((He'll probably get himself a servitor if he keeps going like he is
MettatonSEX: pulls out a large bag from his chest, and pulls 18000 G from it.
Fanta: ((Which isn't sentient, just a permanent reminder of his failure
MettatonSEX: ((tell him if he does this he will never succeed in life, thats not a total lie though
UF!Grillby: He grins. "Thank you, dear." He then hands over the battery extender.
Fanta: ((
Fanta: ((Throw this at him
MettatonSEX: hands over the G
Five Characters: ((Tell him his objectives are fucking disgusting
Fanta: ((He's never outright stated his objectives, he'll just deny it
Fanta: ((Laharl must be subtle
MettatonSEX: goes into a back room to install this. He exits smiling
Five Characters: ((Ah alright
Gaster: seems a bit suspicious, as Fellby simply smirks.
Fiorano: The Anydoor opens, and a young man walks in.
Fanta: ((I think you scared him good, i'll see what he does on the tulpa discord
Fiorano: He has red hair, and is wearing a black leather jacket, black jeans, and white Vans.
MettatonSEX: Hello.
: ((oh my fuck i actually downloaded discord on my phone))
MettatonSEX: ((change your fucking color meth
Fiorano: "Good news, everyo------nevermind----Hello!"
: ((before it said that my version wasn't compatable)))
MettatonSEX: Huh?
: ((now i can install it))
: ((woooooo
Barchar: (Fellby: *hands gaster a remote* "For when you're bored" )
Fiorano: "..."
Five Characters: ((wot
Fiorano: "Hello."
MettatonSEX: ((ty meth
Barchar: (chime are you getting robbed)
Five Characters: ((oh jesus
: Best Agender Mom [Frisky]'s connection timed out.
Gaster: ((I MIGHT BE
MettatonSEX: ((fight
Fanta: ((Get ur gun
The Tin Twins: ((Go in the kitchen, find an object to defend yourself with))
The Tin Twins: ((If they are armed, do not be a hero))
Fanta: ((He's afk lol
The Tin Twins: ((Don't try to call bluffs))
Five Characters: ((i really hope he's fine
Gaster: ((it was an owl
Five Characters: ((LOL\
Fiorano: (( PHEW ))
MettatonSEX: ((oh
The Tin Twins: ((KEK))
Barchar: (its a ROBBER OWL)
Gaster: ((catching a squirrel or some shit
The Tin Twins: ((Okay i'm going to PM Tonky about this, y'know))
The Tin Twins: ((Just to give him the heads up about what that was all about))
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MettatonSEX: ((a hoodunnit
Fanta: ((Don't tell twonky I told you
Fanta: ((Cuz y'know, I'm a mod
Fanta: ((And I'll get shit for it
Fiorano: "..."
The Tin Twins: ((Don't worry, i'm clean))
: Best Agender Mom [Frisky]'s connection timed out.
Five Characters: ((May Wosh be with you
Gaster: motions Mettaton to come close.
Five Characters: ((Alright maybe I'm not in enough of a musical mood
The Tin Twins: ((I can totally go with the fact that ADA used to be in CaU and has no relation to you at all))
MettatonSEX: goes to Gaster.
MettatonSEX: Yes?
Five Characters: ((Gonna try to beat Endless Sans instead
Fiorano: Fiorano checks his eyePhone. You can guess what that is.
Gaster: glances at Fellby, then at Mettaton. "I want to check that extender for any tracking devices."
MettatonSEX: Oh, darling, I checked for signs of malware. I'm ffine. You can double check, though.
Five Characters: ((>checked for malware
Fanta: is still snuggled up to AD
Five Characters: ((>is ffine
MettatonSEX: ((that ff wasnt meant to be there but im gonna say mettas voice glitched for a sec
Five Characters: ((ah k
MettatonSEX: ...That glitch was unrelated.
Gaster: ... Alright.
MettatonSEX: It just does that rarely.
Barchar: (tbh I'd almost be surprised if the master bakers DIDN'T put something goofy on those things, though Fellby might take it off)
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: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet].
MettatonSEX: ((if there is metta will find fellby again and douse him to nothing
Gaster: ((It's probably not a tracking device, tbh. The collars have tracking devices in them since I suppose some of the employees are rented out.
MB!SwapMuffet: (like I said, he might take it off. He is smart.)
MB!SwapMuffet: (nah,nit a tracking device)
MB!SwapMuffet: (maybe, like I joked, a sex drive activator or something. I dunno. I'd just expect them to come with SOMETHING on them. Even if Fellby would remove it. )
Gaster: ((Yeah, this extender's clean.
MettatonSEX: ((oh god a libido booster would be likely though
Gaster: ((The one in the Mettatons in the sexy bakery though... they could be renamed "expanders" if you get my drift
Five Characters: ((Wait, Laharl, do you have essential tremor? I remember you talking about the shaking and such, you're alright right?
MB!SwapMuffet: (yyyup)
MettatonSEX: ((expand dong
MettatonSEX: ((expand mettadong
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The Tin Twins: ((The shaking lessened, and now my right hand, neck, and head occasionally just randomly start shaking back and forth whenever I focus on something))
Five Characters: ((Ah k, glad you're alright then
: ((Let's just hope that Laharl's ink addiction doesn't turn for the worst.))
MB!SwapMuffet: (so I forget, who plays scumster, chime? You or mv? )
Gaster: ((i've played scumster
: ((Anywho, I hope your essential tremor will get all better, Laharl.))
Fiorano: "..." Fiorano texts someone on an actual iPhone.
MB!SwapMuffet: (k)
Fiorano: "....fucking doomsday devices."
MB!SwapMuffet: (was just curious )
UF!Grillby: He hums to himself, watching the Gaston duo.
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Erron: ((Back))
The Tin Twins: ((Explained situation to Twonky, dropped hint that ADA probly shouldn't be in boden room))
MettatonSEX: ...
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MettatonSEX: turns to Fiorano.
MettatonSEX: Doomsday devices? The hell?
Fiorano: "What?"
Fanta: ((Nghh, that might piece it together for him
Fiorano: "...They were created to destroy, basically."
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Fanta: ((I've previously complained about ADA being in boden
Gaster: ((let me guess
Fanta: ((Under the thought that Kiyah would remember
Gaster: ((he posted scat porn
Fanta: ((No
Fanta: ((Sharks
MettatonSEX: What were?
Fanta: ((Lots and lots of sharks
Gaster: (('cause he did that on the original cau server -ah
Gaster: ((he has... interesting tastes
Fanta: ((Hes pming me now
Erron: ((Just sharks?))
Erron: ((Or shark porn?))
Fanta: ((We have a ban on scat, so
Fanta: ((Shark porn
The Tin Twins: ((What really pisses me off honestly))
The Tin Twins: ((Is that ADA has the nerve to be in Home and try to 'help' people with honest-to-god problems))
Fanta: ((I don't talk in home, I suck at comforting people
The Tin Twins: ((And ADA seems like a person that is the LEAST FIT to help people with issues in Home))
Gaster: ((Ah, did I mention he said we shouldn't have things like World AIDS day?
Fanta: ((Which makes me feel bad, but I'd no doubt make it worse
Fiorano: (( gtg ))
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Gaster: ((see you
MettatonSEX: ((ah
The Tin Twins: ((I like to think i'm kinda good at helping people through things))
Five Characters: ((I'm 99% sure I can't help anyone through anything
The Tin Twins: ((But thats mostly because i'm just really good with how I word things so it doesn't sound like i'm being an asshole))
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Five Characters: ((I can prevent people from falling into bad situations (I think?) but I can't take anyone out of something
MettatonSEX: just. Sits next to Gaster.
Fanta: ((What is even going on IC
Gaster: nuzzles against Mettaton.
Five Characters: ((eh
Gaster: ((gaston is cuddling, Fellby is there
Fanta: ((Robots?
MettatonSEX: looks to Fellby for a second, immediately looking away.
Gaster: ((Sure, I guess.
MettatonSEX: ((robots are always good
Fanta: is asleep, cuddled up to AD and Jeska on the couch
Fanta: ((Robot army?
Gaster: Still embarassed?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Fanta: ((I can't do fighting rp so... bear with me
Gaster: I understand, dear.
The Tin Twins: The twins are quietly sitting at the couch, back to back, leaning on eachother like two giant pillows.
The Tin Twins: They're asleep. Leaning back to back.
Fanta: ((I need a villainous robot name
MettatonSEX: ((oh god i just thought, WHO PUT GRILLBY ON MY DI--[windows error noise]
Sincere: * And he's still taped to the ceiling
Erron: -Begins to "Revolver Ocelot"-
Fanta: ((I was about to call him xyzzy for some reason
Gaster: ((DO IT
Five Characters: ((yes
MettatonSEX: ((yzzyx
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UF!Grillby: He glances at the ceiling, confused.
MettatonSEX: He was being a shit.
Xyzzy: there is a rumble in the distance
MettatonSEX: ...
UF!Grillby: "Ah, I thought an interesting party happened here..."
MettatonSEX: No.
MettatonSEX: What the hell is that noise
Xyzzy: it gets louder
Gaster: Another earthquake?
Erron: -Drops his guns- What was that?
Xyzzy: sounds like footsteps
MettatonSEX: I don't know.
MettatonSEX: ......
Xyzzy: a lot
Five Characters: ((>possible threat, drops guns
UF!Grillby: He does the reasonable thing and gets up to look out the window.
MettatonSEX: instinctively goes NEO.
Xyzzy: a slender, humanoid robot is approaching from far away, behind him is an army of robots, all shapes and sizes
The Tin Twins: The Twins are fast asleep, maybe wake them up?
The Tin Twins: I mean, fi that giant robot gets too close, they'll sure as hell wake up,.
The Tin Twins: But ehh.
Erron: -Picks his guns back up and loads them-
UF!Grillby: "Robots. Lots of them." He summons a fireball in his hand. "Does this happen normally?"
MettatonSEX: fires a blank cannon shot.
MettatonSEX: No.
MettatonSEX: ((laharl: wake them up. me: ok so mettaton fucking fires a blank
UF!Grillby: "Good thing I know how to take care of roughhousers."
The Tin Twins: Aluminum jolts awake, which jolts Steel awake, which leads to Steel falling through the floor again.
The Tin Twins: Goddamnit.
MettatonSEX: ...Sorry, but shit's going on.
Xyzzy: stops from the cannon shot
Xyzzy: signals for the others to as well
Gaster: I figure I can tell apart the evil robots from the good one.
MettatonSEX: Darling, we might have to fuse-- darling aww
Erron: -Aims at the army of robots- ...
Gaster: smiles. "Fusing might make it easier, though."
MettatonSEX: Exactly.
MettatonSEX: We'll have to step outside for it, though.
Gaster: grabs onto Mettaton's hand. "Yes. Let's." The mention of fusion grabs Fellby's attention.
Xyzzy: stares, his face is masked
MettatonSEX: struts outside, managing to fit his cape bullshit through the doors.
Xyzzy: is around 50 meters from the bar, his army behind him
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Gaster: initiates the dance. Fellby steps outside to help take care of evil robots.
MettatonSEX: follows, and yes it's sexy this is Mettaton 85% of him is sex appeal
The Tin Twins: Steel pulls himself out of the hole, walking to the window, Aluminum right behind him.
Gaster: somehow pulls himself into Mettaton's arms, as he starts to glow.
MettatonSEX: lifts his darling, glowing as, ah, they fuse.
Erron: -Is contemplating following, they could use some firearms to help-
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Gaster: -Enter Neo!Gaston.-
Xyzzy: ...
UF!Grillby: He looks Gaston over. "My, my, that's quite the party trick you've got there."
MettatonSEX: well you can enter him if you ask nicely but
Five Characters: (("I'm not even evil"
MettatonSEX: It's more than just for show, darling.
Gaster: ((fellby: i'm not telling scumster, he's just gonna jack off to it
MettatonSEX: ((gdi
Gaster: summons a few blasters, while blinking. His vision's a bit clearer now.
MettatonSEX: notices his vision is a bit blurry, but not much.
Xyzzy: stares
Gaster: stares too.
MettatonSEX: aims one of his cannons at Xyzzy.
The Tin Twins: The Tin Twins are a couple meters behind the group, they've got a ton of scrap metal and are bending it into something.
MettatonSEX: State your purpose.
UF!Grillby: He also stares at Xyzzy.
Xyzzy: You're quite one for first impressions, aren't you?
MettatonSEX: Well you have an army.
MettatonSEX: Not a good sign, darling.
Xyzzy: I'm simply carrying out orders
MettatonSEX: What orders?
The Tin Twins: They turn back around, and they're hoisting up a giant metal cylinder, Steel is holding up the front, while Aluminum is behind it, tinkering with the back of it.
Gaster: From who?
The Tin Twins: Kind of looks like a cannon.
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Xyzzy: That's not any of your concern
Xyzzy: puts a hand up, the army readies
MettatonSEX: It involves coming here you're damn sure it's our business
MB!SwapMuffet: (the robot is called xyzzy?)
Xyzzy: The time for forgiveness has passed
Xyzzy: ((Yep
Gaster: For... forgiveness, what?
Xyzzy: My counterparts have almost completed their mission on the surface
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MettatonSEX: What?
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Xyzzy: ((Hoi
Xyzzy: ((Also hoi
Nance: ((Heya))
The Tin Twins: Aluminum turns to the back, and lights the fuse at the end of the cannon, a loud SSSSSS echoes through the area behind Gaston.
Xyzzy: ((About to have robot fights
Gaster: looks behind him, then steps aside a little.
MB!SwapMuffet: (is anyone pretending they're xyzzy)
Xyzzy: ((Is just a name bby
The Tin Twins: KAVBAOOM. A couple tons of giant metal slag fly at Xyzzy.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
MB!SwapMuffet: (you can't tell me you didn't at least have the website in mind when you called him that)
The Tin Twins: The Twins are nothing if not the ones for taking the initiative.
MettatonSEX: stares Xyzzy down.
Xyzzy: is hit, his shoulder is damaged
UF!Grillby: He pretends he's Xyzzy. "Ooooooh, look at me, I'm a giant mysterious robot who speaking in vaguely threatening statements."
MettatonSEX: ((perfect
Xyzzy: Hm... I can't say I expected better of earthlings
Xyzzy: clenches his fist in the air, the army approaches
MettatonSEX: So you're an extraterrestrial asshole, got it.
The Tin Twins: Aluminum signs in the air. 'Not earthlings you robotic scrap heap.'
Gaster: Get the fuck off our planet then.
The Tin Twins: 'G-O-L-E-M-S'
MettatonSEX: shoots at the army.
Gaster: ((in honor of hitler's birthday:
Xyzzy: the army has a good time fighting with the bar denizens [s] until they died in a tornado [/s]
UF!Grillby: Fellby looks at the Snowdin forest. There seem to be a large amount of robots in the trees.
UF!Grillby: Excellent. He runs to the forest.
Xyzzy: stands back, letting the robots do their work
MettatonSEX: takes a shot at Xyzzy.
UF!Grillby: He lights a tree on fire.
UF!Grillby: In turn, more trees catch on fire.
The Tin Twins: The Twins are making another giant metal object, lets hope they don't get attacked mid-building, that would be a bad experience for the robot.
Xyzzy: tries to dodge,it hits his shoulder
Xyzzy: Hm... putting up a fight
Xyzzy: draws a gunblade
UF!Grillby: Boy, I really hope those robots like fire, since Fellby seems to have done a wonderful job in burning the forest.
Xyzzy: activates a jetpack on his back, flying towards the group
MettatonSEX: Another gunblade?
Xyzzy: the robots are made of metal, they just walk through
Xyzzy: some of the smaller ones burn up, however
Gaster: sees the fire. "That fucking bastard."
MettatonSEX: shoots both cannons at Xyzzy.
Xyzzy: Hah, you're doing our job for us, thank you kindly
Xyzzy: flies past the cannon bolts this time
The Tin Twins: The twins turn some kind of giant four-armed contraption on wheels at the robot army, each arm ends in something sharp and pointy, be it a sword, ace, saw, or in one case, a rather tasteful imitation of Undyne's spear.
Xyzzy: two bulkier robots follow him, he approaches the weakest looking member, Erron
The Tin Twins: And then they just send the massive metal killing machine at the enemy army, it slices through robots like a molten-hot knife through warm robots.
UF!Grillby: He pauses. "Well, fuck my ass." he mutters, then heads to the river.
MettatonSEX: already tried
Xyzzy: the other robots put up a fight, but don't seem like much of a match to gaston and the others, there's a ton of them, however
Gaster: \Darling, there's a lot. Should we send for help?\
MettatonSEX: \Yes.\
Xyzzy: i s2g if erron is afk
Gaster: \Who should we call, though?\
MettatonSEX: \I don't fucking know!\
Alphys: (ghostbuster)
MettatonSEX: ((just one))
UF!Grillby: He's made it to the river. He spots a sort of dam made of ice. He could melt it, yes, but does he want to sacrifice himself to put out the fire?
Sincere: * He suddenly sets on fire. Fireballs begin pouring slightly on robots in the bar near Sincere. He's probably only doing this to earn just a bit of respect, but it's working. A little. But it's something.
UF!Grillby: In fact, does he have to?
MettatonSEX: grillby use fire magic to melt it you idiot
The Tin Twins: Hey fucknugget, Theres this cool thing called hands people use.
The Tin Twins: Where we pick up giant fucking blocks of ice
The Tin Twins: And chuck them at enemies.
Xyzzy: ((ERRON
MettatonSEX: ((hes made of fire
UF!Grillby: You may have missed the memo, but he's made of FUCKNG FIRE
Five Characters: ((He can shoot fire
Five Characters: ((Lol
The Tin Twins: Just breathe really hard.
Five Characters: ((Fire magic, fireballs, that kinda stuff
Gaster: ([i]Can he?[/i]
The Tin Twins: Take all the oxygen out of the air
Five Characters: ((Probably
The Tin Twins: That'll kill the fire.
MettatonSEX: ((he should be able to
The Tin Twins: The Twins have stopped making things.
Xyzzy: the army keeps fighting
Nance: ((I'm starting to remember why I'm rarely around.))
MettatonSEX: keeps shooting at everything malicious
The Tin Twins: And are currently running through the crowd of robots, to be precise, Aluminum is riding Steel's shoulders while steel punches all of them in the face with 3 tons worth of tin firepower.
Five Characters: ((We haven't done this in the last few days Nance, you came at an inconvenient time
Nance: ((Lovely.))
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Five Characters: ((Rip
Xyzzy: ((Welp..
UF!Grillby: He finally sighs and pulls a flask from his pocket and splashes it on the ice dam. He touches the puddle and it lights on fire. Carrying vodka in your pocket comes in handy sometimes.
Xyzzy: ((I mean.. I didn't think it was that bad
Xyzzy: ((But whatever
Five Characters: ((It's not bad
Gaster: ((I didn't think so either...
MettatonSEX: ((i enjoy it
Five Characters: ((Idk why that was his/her reaction
: Erron's connection timed out.
Five Characters: ((I like this too
Xyzzy: ((FFFFUCK
Five Characters: ((?
MettatonSEX: goes up to Xyzzy and punches them in the fucking face
Five Characters: ((huh
Xyzzy: has one of the larger robots block it
MettatonSEX: attempts to rip it in two, shooting it if it doesn't work
Xyzzy: it rips in two easily
Xyzzy: ((I need someone else to kill now
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UF!Grillby: Then gets the hell out of dodge. He wants to be nowhere near the ice dam when it melts enough to burst.
Xyzzy: runs at the closest/easiest enemy, Erron
Xyzzy: Heh... here's the first one for you, Milord
The Tin Twins: These two are just running through the robots like it's fucking Kingdom Hearts II 1000 heartless battlee
The Tin Twins: Well, Steel is, Aluminum is just riding his shoulder and laughing.
Xyzzy: jumps, thrusting his sword across Erron's chest
Five Characters: ((Gtg
MettatonSEX: shoots a large blast at Xyzzy
UF!Grillby: He's running like hell. "Get the fuck out, there's gonna be a flood!"
MettatonSEX: ((bye
Five Characters: ((Tomorrow I might come early so I can get started on actually RPing again
Five Characters: ((Bye, have fun
Xyzzy: another robot clamps down on Erron's chest with large claws
Xyzzy: ((Bai
Five Characters: ((Azzy have a nice day
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Xyzzy: ((Azzy's having a much better day than yesterday :P
MettatonSEX: does not gtfo
Xyzzy: is blasted, falling back
UF!Grillby: is trying to S U R V I V E
Gaster: Get the fuck out of here, you stupid robots!
Xyzzy: a large blast of lightning comes out of nowhere, blasting through a huge amount of robots
MettatonSEX: !
Xyzzy: Hah... hah...
Gaster: jumps. "What in the hell?
UF!Grillby: The ice dam bursts, flooding the forest.
Xyzzy: the orb joins the fight, blasting the shit out of every robot it can find, there's still a ton of robots but it's fighting
MettatonSEX: blinks.
The Tin Twins: These two get hit by it. But Tin conducts electricity pretty damn well. So if anything it's just a bit shocking.
MettatonSEX: ......
Xyzzy: the other robot swallows Erron in its large metal jaws
: Alphys's connection timed out.
Xyzzy: ((Erron?
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Gaster: ((gdi i think he's afk
Xyzzy: ((FFFFUCK
MettatonSEX: goes to the fallen Xyzzy and grabs their neck. "Why."
Gaster: ((you just vored his character and he's afk
MB!SwapMuffet: , meanwhile, is in the business somewhere fiddling idly with a six-pointed spiderweb. One for each hand.
MettatonSEX: ((list of things i never thought id see here
Xyzzy: the robot makes sure he's plenty broken first, before swallowing
MettatonSEX: ((that sentence
MB!SwapMuffet: is having a much better day than grillby
Xyzzy: Hhhhnghh *spark*
Barchar: her eyes snap open. WIDE OPEN.
Xyzzy: the other robots are all dead, Xyzzy is all that remains
MettatonSEX: Tell us why.
UF!Grillby: He bursts through the door of his own timeline. "Well, fucking hell, that's one crazy timeline!"
Xyzzy: except one, it flies off, the one who just killed erron
The Tin Twins: The Twins run up to Xyzzy's leg, Steel immediately lifting Aluminum up, on his shoulders, who begins climbing up, Shadow of the Colossus style.
Xyzzy: isn't giant
The Tin Twins: FUCK
Xyzzy: is like 8 feet maybe
The Tin Twins: How did Gaston punch the face.
Barchar: bolts out. "YOU!" she see the's, at the one flying away.
Xyzzy: very carefully
The Tin Twins: Thats a lot of effort to stoop that low what
The Tin Twins: I am very confused.
Gaster: he kneeled.
MettatonSEX: i thought xyzzy was like 80' not 8'
The Tin Twins: She doesn't, she just jumps up to his shoulders, pulling him down.
Xyzzy: I was... obeying orders
MettatonSEX: What orders.
Xyzzy: well I said he was slender and humanoid, I guess not specifically THAT humanoid
Xyzzy: L-Lord *spark* Yalda, I have failed you...
Barchar: stares at xyzzy. The other one was gone. But xyzzy wasn't.
Gaster: Yalda... that's a name to remember
Xyzzy: it grazed his shoulder?
Xyzzy: how big are your cannon blasts
Xyzzy: o
Barchar: runs up, making a full sized shocker breaker and swinging at xyzzy's head before he self destructor whatever
MettatonSEX: ((its radius is like 1.5 mettatons
Xyzzy: got his arm taken off by that then
Xyzzy: just shook it off
The Tin Twins: ((When its made by the twins, about the size of a human hamster ball.))
MettatonSEX: ((im measuring in mettatons now
Xyzzy: gets stabbed through the mask
Xyzzy: squirts blood everywhere, dead
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: Eeeeuuggh...
The Tin Twins: Robot
Xyzzy: is bleeding
The Tin Twins: Squirts blood.
Xyzzy: yes I know
The Tin Twins: Steel gets covered in a bit of it. Aluminum avoided most of it.
Barchar: breathes heavily, covered in blood. She's a chara, alright.
Xyzzy: thats the point
MettatonSEX: ...Blood?
MettatonSEX: The fuck?
Gaster: ((no it's red paint
The Tin Twins: The Twins IMMEDIATELY settle down next to him, and start trying to take off the metal parts.
The Tin Twins: ((Grapefruit juice))
Gaster: kneels down as well, inspecting Xyxxy.
Gaster: ((ketchup
MettatonSEX: ((its someone else's blood
Xyzzy: the metal parts come off, revealing a bloody meat pulp inside
MB!SwapMuffet: (strawberry jam)
MettatonSEX: ...
Xyzzy: under the mask is a human's head
Gaster: ...
Gaster: ((menstrual juice
MettatonSEX: ((thats still blood
Xyzzy: it looks somewhat recognizable...
Gaster: ((okay this just got gross nevermind
The Tin Twins: Steel just gestures for Aluminum to go back in the bar, and continues taking off the metal parts.
MettatonSEX: What...
The Tin Twins: Aluminum hurriedly backs up, she can't handle blood.
Gaster: ((and it's not blood, it's got chunks of uterus in it
Xyzzy: you feel like you've seen this face before...
Gaster: ((no we haven't it's got a sword through it
The Tin Twins: Garth clearly.
MettatonSEX: ((theres some blood involved
Barchar: makes the sword disappear. She growls.
MettatonSEX: It's that guy who drew porn.
Xyzzy: ((Sure whatever
Xyzzy: ((Thats better than what I had planned
Xyzzy: ((I was gonna do ted cruz but whatever
MettatonSEX: oh
MB!SwapMuffet: (i thought Garth died in joytale)
Xyzzy: ((And died in joytale
MettatonSEX: SHIT
The Tin Twins: EXACTLY
Gaster: ((garth is the zodiac killer
MB!SwapMuffet: (xyzzy is the zodiac killer)
MettatonSEX: ((i fucked up
MettatonSEX: *remove that
Xyzzy: that pedophile smirk, those soulless eyes
Xyzzy: it's Ted Cruz
Gaster: Is this...
Gaster: This is the Zodiac killer.
Xyzzy: ((I just needed any person
UF!Grillby: He went the fuck home, there's water and shit all over snowdin.
MettatonSEX: gets up and immediately crushes the fucker beneath his boot. No mercy.
MettatonSEX: Was.
Xyzzy: is crushed
Gaster: Well, all's well that ends well I suppose.
The Tin Twins: Steel gets more blood on him.
MettatonSEX: Mmhm...
The Tin Twins: And continues taking the metal parts off.
Xyzzy: Erron is still fucking dead
Barchar: storms back into the bar. "Call me if you need me."
Xyzzy: is removed of all metal, aside from the head there's not much left
MettatonSEX: didn't notice Erron dying rip
Barchar: remembers every second of that death in incredible detail, from all angles
Barchar: is fucking pissee
MettatonSEX: sighs, holding himself.
The Tin Twins: Steel reaches into the pile of metal behind him, throwing some tinfoil onto Xyzzy.
Gaster: holds himself as well, squeezing tight.
The Tin Twins: He quietly speaks to himself, directed at himself but in hearing range. "Thanks for the metal." And lights Xyzzy on fire, like a viking burial except without the boat or water.
Xyzzy: the twins are going to have a field day with the literal tons of metal scattered around the bar
MettatonSEX: \...Let's just stay like this for a bit. I miss being like this without having to fight.\
Xyzzy: the robots are dead, the orb flies off
The Tin Twins: Damn right they are.
Gaster: \Alright, dear.\
Xyzzy: ((So is my fighting rp as shit as I think it is?
Xyzzy: ((I was trying my damndest not to be OP
MettatonSEX: ((nah, it's grwat
MettatonSEX: ((*great
MettatonSEX: ((a bit confusing bc of unspecified size, but great
MettatonSEX: ((92/100
MettatonSEX: ((would rp again
MB!SwapMuffet: drops the Web, looking worriedly at grillby. "Dear? What happened to you? You look like...well, not to put too blunt of a point on it, a mess
UF!Grillby: "Giant robots showed up. Apparently it's not a common thing there, but..."
: Xyzzy [Xyzzy] is now Fanta [Fanta].
UF!Grillby: He flops down next to muffet, leaning back. "It's still a pain in the ass to fight."
Fanta: well well well look at the time
MettatonSEX: whirrs, happy to be fused with Gaster.
Fanta: wakes up on schedule, manuvering out of the snuggle
MB!SwapMuffet: " That's certainly...interesting."she looks up at the clock." I wonder if Fanta might make it this time. "
Fanta: went last night
Fanta: but everyone had already left by 10 PM
Fanta: enters the bakery
MB!SwapMuffet: well we talked about her not having been there earlier so...
UF!Grillby: He sits up. "Ah, speak of the devil."
UF!Grillby: Fellby walks out to the main room, smiling. "Hello, Fanta. Ready to start work?"
MB!SwapMuffet: claps two hands together. "Ah, hello, deary!"
Fanta: nods, "Yep"
Fanta: well I said she came yesterday, but both chime and flame weren't there at 10 so...
UF!Grillby: "Alright, I don't think working at the bar would be a good idea for you, since you're an almalgate, so it's just the bakery for you."
Alphys: enters the bar
Gaster: looks up. "Hello."
MettatonSEX: is still whirring, hugging himself and smiling.
Gaster: ((clipboards
MB!SwapMuffet: "Wonderful! Now, we don't get many customers this late. Occasionally some Come in by acvident; if that happens, just bring them to us, deary."
Gaster: ((
MettatonSEX: why would gaster say that hes fused
Fanta: ((Wait did you say there was a bar to her yet?
Fanta: ((
MB!SwapMuffet: (its a bakery/bar)
MB!SwapMuffet: (a barkery if you will)
MettatonSEX: ((
: Act I [Fiorano] joined chat.
MB!SwapMuffet: (presumably Fellby and swapmuffet combined their businesses)
Fanta: Sounds fine to me!
Gaster: ((and are using that as a front
MB!SwapMuffet: (indeed)
Fiorano: (( Ayy
UF!Grillby: Fellby nods, then heads over to the bar.
Fanta: gets to work in the bakery
Fiorano: (( what just happened
Gaster: ((robot fight, robots lost
Fiorano: (( oh ))
MB!SwapMuffet: helps her as much as she can, though she does occasionally need to remember that Fanta only has two arms. Though, that could be fixed. Amalgamate.
MettatonSEX: is still whirring outside. It's audible from the bar.
MB!SwapMuffet: (erron died)
Fiorano: (( wut ))
Alphys: hears the whirring and goes outside to see what it is
MettatonSEX: is still fused btw
The Tin Twins: The Twins are currently carrying robot bodies out the anydoor and into the truck again.
MB!SwapMuffet: (barchar wants to shank a bitch. Any bitch. )
Fanta: is probably using her skills to bake better, not that she's great at baking anyway
Alphys: yelps at seeing the giant fusion
MettatonSEX: !
Fiorano: (( erron just gets devoured ))
Fiorano: (( and erron's rper is just afk ))
Fiorano: (( 10/10 ))
Gaster: Ah, hello, Alphys.
MB!SwapMuffet: that's why she's here, deary
Fanta: ((WELL
MettatonSEX: looks to the source of this and smiles. "Hello, darling."
Fiorano: (( oh
UF!Grillby: Fellby hums to himself as he mixes up a drink.
Fiorano: (( oh
Alphys: "M-Mettaton... G-Gaster...?"
Fanta: ((Am i gonna get sum fuk tonight?
Gaster: Yes. It's us.
MettatonSEX: Yes, darling.
Gaster: ((if you want
MettatonSEX: smiles brightly. "How have you been?"
Fiorano: (( [url=]Doomsday device. What Fiorano's interested in.[/url] ))
The Tin Twins: The twins carry 5 robot corpses past Alphys and Gaston, quietly loading it into a truck again.
Alphys: is still thrown off by the giant fusion "I-I'm f-f-fine.."
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: gently reaches out to Alphys. "Don't worry, it's fine."
MettatonSEX: It's alright.
Fanta: ((Well I'll be back in 20-30minutes
Fanta: ((If ur still on we can do sum fuk
Gaster: ((Alrighty, just be clear on what kind of fuk you want
Alphys: takes a shaky step back
MettatonSEX: pulls his hand back.
Gaster: I... sorry...
Fanta: ((idk, it's your plot
MettatonSEX: I promise, darling. There's nothing to fear.
Fanta: ((If you think it's too soon for her to get "initiated" I'll wait
MB!SwapMuffet: (Fanta does need to somehow convince muffet and grillby she's trustworthy in the real business)
Gaster: ((Yup.
The Tin Twins: ((I opened up a pastebin))
Fanta: is working well
Gaster: ((for what kind of pastes
The Tin Twins: ((A random pastebin from pastebin, recently made))
The Tin Twins: ((And it has a link in it))
Fanta: ((Anyway, be back later
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
UF!Grillby: Fellby watches, while sipping on his drink.
The Tin Twins: ((That link leads directly to porn audio))
MettatonSEX: I... we... we won't do anything to hurt you.
: Act I [Fiorano] is now Maranello Act I [Fiorano].
Gaster: ((RIP
Fiorano: Fiorano walks outside. "what"
Fiorano: "the fuck"
Gaster: We've got no reason to harm a friend of our son.
Alphys: calms down slightly, but is still a bit shaky
Bondertale: bfrisk would sympathize with you if they were here
Fiorano: "am i looking at"
MettatonSEX: turns to Fiorano. "Beauty, grace, a skeletorobot face."
Fiorano: "i can see that"
Gaster: chuckles, "I - We're Mettaton. And Gaster."
Fiorano: "uh"
Fiorano: "hi"
Fiorano: "i'm fiorano"
Gaster: Nice to meet you.
MettatonSEX: Well it's a pleasure, darling.
MettatonSEX: extends a hand, almost forgetting that he's fused. What a fuckin dork.
Fiorano: "[url=]fiorano[/url] [url=]tipo[/url]---likewise---"
Fiorano: "uh"
MettatonSEX: ...Oh, right.
Gaster: \Another person named after a car...\
MettatonSEX: retracts arm once again, this time blushing pale pink.
MettatonSEX: \Huh.\
Fiorano: (( Fiorano was named after the course you dips ))
Gaster: ((but there's also a ferrari called the fiorano
Fiorano: (( 599 Fiorano? ))
Fiorano: (( I named Fiorano after the course but eh ))
Fiorano: (( Did you check Fiorano's last name? ))
Gaster: ((that's a car
Alphys: takes a shaky step forward "H-How did y-y-you two get l-like this?"
Fiorano: "..."
MettatonSEX: turns back to Alphys, smiling. "We fused."
Gaster: There's a certain artifact for it.
MettatonSEX: We can unfuse when we want to, but being together is really nice.
Fiorano: "uh"
Fiorano: "okay"
Fiorano: "not like you're powered by a doomsday device......"
Fiorano: "....right?"
MettatonSEX: No.
Gaster: It's an orb.
Fiorano: He nods.
MettatonSEX: It's battery and magic and an orb.
MettatonSEX: I-- Mettaton, Mettaton charges first. Well, I'm Mettaton, but. Our voice is the same.
Gaster: ((oh shit
Gaster: ((what if mettaton ran out of battery while still in gaston
MettatonSEX: ((theyd unfuse immediately and it would hurt like hell for gaster
The Tin Twins: ((I assume Everything MTT has control over suddenly turns QWOP honestly))
The Tin Twins: ((Or that))
MettatonSEX: ((they share control
Gaster: I'm certain there's more orbs like ours out there... or some other fusion artifact.
MettatonSEX: ((if he knows hes gonna fuse he charges before
Alphys: "How d-does it feel.. to be c-connected like that?"
Fiorano: Fiorano's voice sounds like that of Wheatley's, but a bit deeper.
Gaster: Wonderful.
MettatonSEX: Oh, it's wonderful!
MettatonSEX: We share motion control and our thoughts intertwine.
MettatonSEX: It's an experience.
The Tin Twins: They lug more bodies past Gaston and co.
Gaster: It's so nice being with a person you love.
Fiorano: "it's so nice having deactivated a doomsday device"
The Tin Twins: ((Runner probably stole an artifact once. Too bad if he ever did it's now gone from a black hole))
MettatonSEX: whirrs, indicating glee.
Gaster: See? Listen to how happy Mettaton is.
Fiorano: "..."
Fiorano: The sound of a timebomb ticking can be heard. "shit"
MettatonSEX: Sorry, sorry, I... My gears, they indicate when I'm ecstatic...
MettatonSEX: Uh.
MettatonSEX: What.
Fiorano: "oh fuck"
Gaster: What did you do?
Fiorano: He turns around, revealing a huge doomsday device.
Fiorano: "what the fuck"
MettatonSEX: ...
Fiorano: 5 seconds left to detonation.
Fiorano: Fiorano simply taps it with a huge magnet, and the device just shortcircuits.
Fiorano: "now this can be used as a regular battery to power things"
Gaster: ... Oh.
MettatonSEX: panicked, huddling his hands around Alphys.
The Tin Twins: The Tin Twins walk up to Fiorano, and look at the DDay device.
Fiorano: "basically the thing usually creates a fuckton of energy and---"
: Erron's connection timed out.
The Tin Twins: Aluminum makes a pointing and beckon gesture, like a school kid asking if you're going to eat the food on your plate.
Fiorano: "oh if you need to scrap it then" He pushes the device over to them.
Gaster: ((rip erron
Fiorano: "usually these things are scrapped back home"
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Fiorano: "well"
Gaster: ((rip in dip
The Tin Twins: They nod, and Steel just rips the damn thing in half. Because you don't just hold onto doomsday device.
The Tin Twins: AND THEN they take it to go scrap it.
Fiorano: He chuckles.
The Tin Twins: First rule of holding a DDay device:Don't fucking leave the DDay device functional in any way shape or form.
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
Alphys: is shaking while covered by gaston's hands
Erron: ...
Fiorano: (( I based the doomsday device thing off of that in Futurama ))
Gaster: ((ERRON
Gaster: ((YOU'RE DED
Erron: (aww
Fiorano: (( erron got ded'ed ))
Erron: ((ok
MettatonSEX: parts his hands, looking to Alphys. "Sorry darling, I thought that woukd have hurt you.
Gaster: ((that's the most subdued reaction to learning that you're dead i love it
Fiorano: (( HA is absolutely devastated now and is crying somewhere ))
Hipster Asriel: he is somewhere crying and extremely sad
Alphys: "I-It's alright"
Fiorano: "..."
Erron: ((I wasnt there for that I guess... -shrugs-))
Gaster: ((he got ate by a robot
Erron: ((well, that sucks.
Barchar: is piiiiiiiiissed
MettatonSEX: pulls his hands away, slowly and kind of nervously. "I didn't accidentally hurt you, did I?"
: ★ Microton: * He's fiddling with an object, standing next to Fiorano.
Fiorano: Fiorano looks at Microton. "what the fuck"
Fiorano: "dude"
Fiorano: "that's a---" Boom.
MettatonSEX: is fused gaston rn
MettatonSEX: yelps
: ★ Microton: * Fiorano doesn't really get impacted by the mini-explosion, but Microton gets blown away like five feet.
Fiorano: "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
Gaster: Microton!
The Tin Twins: Steel immediately jumps infront of Aluminum as the boom goes off. It's not that dangerous, but he's overprotective as fuck.
Robo-Frisk: -walks in- Erron... We're out of soda, again.
MettatonSEX: turns to the noise, and screams internally.
Alphys: yelps
MettatonSEX: Oh my god...
The Tin Twins: ((Steel is the type of brother that, if Aluminum ever got a date, would be following the couple for miles in the bushes with a shotgun))
The Tin Twins: ((Ready at any moment))
Gaster: ((day two of going soda-free
Gaster: ((it's going pretty good
Fiorano: "what the fuck i thought the doomsday devices were completely eliminated from---"
: Erron's connection timed out.
Fiorano: Actually, Fiorano's voice sounds like that of JG Quintel's.
Mk: blinks. "OH WHAT THE HELL"
Fiorano: Fiorano never yells.
Gaster: ((i think i'm gonna ask my mom to pick up sparkling water for me to fizz up my juice
Fiorano: (( i've tried sparkling water and orange juice ))
MettatonSEX: Is everyone okay?
Fiorano: (( i liked it ))
: ★ Microton: * Not Microton.
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
Gaster: Microton?
Gaster: pokes at the tiny little Mettaton.
Fiorano: He walks over to Microton.
Fiorano: "shit"
Robo-Frisk: Whoa, what happened here?
Fiorano: "well uh"
Mk: "WHY WON'T YOU FREAKING DIE YOU ROBOTIC PIECE OF TRASH!" said the robotic piece of trash.
Gaster: Oh god, please be okay...
Fiorano: "this guy got blown away by the miniature dday device"
Robo-Frisk: -looks at MK- Hey, I've changed...
Fiorano: "and he hit a tree, smack-dab head on"
Fiorano: "so he's kinda"
MettatonSEX: very carefully scoops up the tiny robot, trying to look him over for damage but Gaston is too damn big.
Fiorano: "nearly not functional"
Mk: "Really." they say, folding her arms
Fiorano: Fiorano is 6'10. "..."
MettatonSEX: Oh god...
Gaster: Darling, I'll unfuse so we can get a better look.
Fiorano: "so a high-speed impact directly with a tree, and damage from an explosion"
MettatonSEX: Aaaalright...
Fiorano: "things are looking pretty bleak"
Gaster: unfuses. The two are cradling Microton.
MettatonSEX: unfuses, shaking.
Fiorano: "if i can find why the fuck the doomsday devices are appearing here, then maybe he won't get obliterated into a fuckton of shreds"
Gaster: looks up at Fiorano. "I... I can fix him, I can fix him..."
MettatonSEX: Do it
MettatonSEX: Jjjjust do it
Robo-Frisk: Okay, has anyone seen Erron... I ran out of snacks again, and only he knows where the money is.
Gaster: rushes home, taking Microton to his lab.
MettatonSEX: falls over. Goddammit Mettaton.
Fiorano: Fiorano silently follows. kek
The Tin Twins: The Twins scrounge around for DDay devices, Steel mainly taking point.
Robo-Frisk: ...
Fiorano: The mini DDay device was left behind.
Fiorano: extra scraps yay
Gaster: immediately gets to work. "If he's anything like my husband, I should get him back to normal in no time.
Alphys: shakily goes over to mettaton to comfort him
MettatonSEX: shoots the mini device. He's still NEO.
Fiorano: The miniature device creates a huge explosion. good going
Alphys: yelps
MettatonSEX: does not react.
Fiorano: LPT Don't fucking shoot a DDay device
The Tin Twins: The Twins are caught in the explosion, Aluminum flying off and slamming against the side of the truck.
MettatonSEX: just starts to cry, laying in the snow
The Tin Twins: Steel seems mainly unharmed, and immediately rushes over to Aluminum, checking if she's unharmed. "You're dented." "No Duh."
Alphys: slowly goes up to mettaton
Gaster: pulls out a small tool kit, opening Microton's chest. He frantically pieces things together.
Jamie (Judas): -Warps into the bar- 'Ello everyone!
The Tin Twins: "Go home. I can handle the work from here." And with that, Aluminum shakily steps up, going inside and into the anydoor, she's a lot more than dented, her bottom right leg is basically just shrapnel.
MettatonSEX: is a crying mess right now.
Fiorano: Fiorano walks outside.
Fiorano: "did you shoot the fucking doomsday device"
Gaster: *Noticably, Gaster is wearing a pair of goggles that magnify his vision. He notices that he can see clearly, but that's not really his main concern now.
Alphys: gently pats mettaton's giant shoulder thing(?)
Barchar: is scrunched up in the corner. "He's dead, frisk. He got eaten by a robot."
MettatonSEX: Iiiiit's like someone someone some cunt out there wants him deaddeaddeaddeaddead
MettatonSEX: is glitchy.
The Tin Twins: Steel continues scrounging around for DDay devices, trying to ignore Mettaton. If he looks at Mettaton, he's liable to try to fucking scrap him.
Fiorano: "no it's because some cunt out there wants me dead"
Robo-Frisk: Woah, Austin... when did ya get so edgy?
Corsiva: comes downstairs and watches her father work.
Jamie (Judas): Why does everyone confuse me for that little twat!?
Gaster: looks behind him. "Corsi, can you do something for me? I need a small arc, for welding." She simply nods and helps her father out.
Alphys: gently keeps patting mettaton's shoulder
MettatonSEX: This is the fififififififth time...
MettatonSEX: grabs Alphys and pulls the lizard into a warm hug. He's still sobbing.
Alphys: hugs mettaton tight
Gaster: finishes up, sitting back and sighing. "That... that should do it."
The Tin Twins: MTT is now officially riding completely on Steel's good will. Because they managed to get Aluminum hurt. If that was practically anyone else, they'd be dead. And once MTT is back up and functional, he's liable to punch a hole in them.
The Tin Twins: He's not going to get pissed at someone who's currently a crying mess. He'll hold that off for later.
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] is now High Priest Laharl [Steel].
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Steel: Nevertheless, the silent big brother looks around for more DDay devices.
Gaster: ((Welcome back, Slarv
MettatonSEX: hiccups robotically, hugging Alphys close. This is new.
Steel: (( ))
Fanta: ((Laharl
Fanta: ((You did good
Fanta: ((On the tulpa server
Fanta: (("Ouch Well iits hard to actuve force without a fotm, i decided against one for rn"
Fanta: ((He got rid of the form
Steel: ((Nice.))
: Alphys's connection timed out.
Fanta: ((We did it reddit
: Erron's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((you scared some sense into him. I didn't think it was possible.
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
Fanta: ((You prevented a tulpa from living miserably as a sex slave, congrats
Fanta: ((On another tulpa server "Ive decided to not use a form for rn"
MettatonSEX: He's almost dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeed so much nownownownownow whoever wants him dead so much is a CUNTCUNTCUNTBAG hhhhhhhhhhh
: Erron's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: ((@mythisoleucine
: Alphys [Alphys] joined chat.
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
Fanta: ((Some of the people on this other server disgust me too... but it's one against many there
Fiorano: (( D: ))
Gaster: ((>i listen to a playlist for gaster
Fiorano: (( thats mean ))
Fiorano: (( u know hes not gonna die tho ))
Gaster: ((>first song is this:
MettatonSEX: ((yeah, but mettas fucking pissed
Robo-Frisk: -opens the fridge- Erron?
MettatonSEX: ((don't forget
Gaster: is done fixing Microton. All that's left for Microton to do is wake up.
Fanta: Erron got eaten by a giant robot
Robo-Frisk: H-Huh?
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
Barchar: said that if you'd pay attention you dingus
: ★ Microton: * His eyes slowly open. "what"
UF!Grillby: He's still watching Fanta work.
Gaster: Oh... oh thank god...
Gaster: scoops up Microton. He's wearing ridiculous goggles by the way.
Alphys: "I-It's okay... G-Gaster's fixing him, he'll be fine.."
Gaster: I'm gonna take you back, alright.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-@meth: stop killing my first friend-[/font]
Robo-Frisk: N-No... He's... Y-You're joking right?
Fanta: is still working, she's wearing what she thought would be appropriate for work
MettatonSEX: Alright.... thanks... thanks for not, notnotnot running
Barchar: "I wouldn't joke about an Asriel dieing."
Gaster: goes back to the bar timeline, carrying Microton gently.
: ★ Microton: * "darling, your goggles are ridiculous"
Robo-Frisk: ...
Gaster: Well, I can see with these on.
Gaster: ... I'm getting glasses as soon as I can.
Gaster: ((second song on the gaster playlist:
Alphys: keeps hugging mettaton as comfortingly as she can
Gaster: carries Microton outside.
MettatonSEX: whirrs as he hugs Alphys and sees Gaster and Microton.
UF!Grillby: He saunters over to the counter, casting his eyes over Fanta. A patron walks in.
Fanta: Welcome
MB!SwapMuffet: hops up. "I'll get it. Fanta, go take the croissants out of the oven, would you?"
Fanta: nods, heading over to the oven
UF!Grillby: The patron walks up to the counter, tapping their hands impatiently. "H-hi, I'm looking for some hot cross buns?"
MettatonSEX: sits up, smiling. "You're wwwonderful, both of you.
Fanta: takes out the goods
Gaster: ((brb gonna get something to drink
Fanta: ((euuughhhhhh... this other tulpa discord...
MB!SwapMuffet: "Ah,etc me check if we have any in storage. Come with me deary." she saves, waving the patron on through.
Fanta: ((ADA feels really at home there, that's all I'll say
Alphys: (what if someone who wanted actual hot cross buns went to the bakery)
Erron: ((I don't know if I should bring Erron back TBH, he was my first CAU character, and he just had something going with Hipster Asriel.))
Hipster Asriel: (( damn right ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (i figure they have a bit if a check I'd the person is new and doesn't seem awkward)
UF!Grillby: The patron nod, following Muffet.
Fanta: ((Remember what we discussed
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MB!SwapMuffet: (like, they say they don't have any in Stock, and see how they react)
Gaster: ((Excellent.
Gaster: walks up to Mettaton, presenting Microton. "I made sure Glamor didn't see."
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Erron: ((I'm gonna think about it, but he's dead ATM))
MettatonSEX: nods.
MettatonSEX: He's seen enough of Microton get hurt.
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Fanta: ((He's dead ATM?
Fiorano: "those fucking doomsday devices..."
MB!SwapMuffet: walks down the steps, holding the railing. "We have a new trainee, so I'll let somebody else handle you today, deary."
MettatonSEX: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alphys: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Erron: ((I'm probably gonna TRY and find a way to bullshit him back to life))
DamnDude: (( That's Slar's job ))
Fanta: ((I... just get in PMs
Fiorano: (( Joseph: I brought him back ))
UF!Grillby: The patron nods, happily following after Muffet. In the foyer, an Alphys waits, dressed in a flattering maid unform."
Fiorano: (( Joseph: With the finest bullshit machine engineering ))
MettatonSEX: kisses Alphys on the head. "Thank you for not iignoring me.
: ★ Microton: * "..."
Gaster: ((someone leaves the door to hell open and erron just walks out
: ★ Microton: * "that really...fucking hurt"
Fiorano: (( HELLCAT ))
Fanta: ((Ok, situation handled
DamnDude: (( ~The Demonic Peddler of Cheap Tricks ))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Alphys, handle our patron, would you?"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * (( i mean ))
Alphys: blushes "Y-You're welcome"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * (( hellcat is good friends with satan ))
Fanta: ((DD I need to talk to you
MettatonSEX: looks to Microton. "I'm glad you're not too damaged."
: ★ Microton: * "i'm very damaged mentally"
MettatonSEX: Shit.
: ★ Microton: * Microton hasn't even shown emotion during this whole calamity.
UF!Grillby: Alphys nods. "Welcome home, master!" she says, handing the patron a menu.
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Erron: ((Jami: Hey Hellcat, can you bring back Erron? Hellcat: Miaou. Erron: HOLY FUCK))
Fiorano: ((do it ))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He appears next to Jamie. Miaou.
Jamie (Judas): -Pets Hellcat-
MB!SwapMuffet: heads back up, looking like absolutely nothing had happened.
MettatonSEX: ...Microton, are you able to emote.
Rick A-301: ((hell yeah I'd master bake with muffet))
: ★ Microton: * No emotion.
MettatonSEX: ((b no
MettatonSEX: ...
UF!Grillby: Fellby grins. "So, are they satisfied?"
MettatonSEX: stands up, setting Alphys down.
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Gaster: ... Shit, I rushed... I forgot to reconnect the emotive circuits, I...
MettatonSEX: .....Fuck.
Fiorano: (( I was thinking the emotive circuits just had irreversible damage done by the explosion but eh ))
Fiorano: (( or I just thought ))
: ★ Microton: * No fucking emotion.
MettatonSEX: Darling, you didn't do it on purpose.
Gaster: I know, I know....
MB!SwapMuffet: "I'm sure they'll find them exquisite, deary."
Erron: ((Jamie: I'd like some Hot Cross Buns. Muffet: We're out of stock, dearie. Jamie: Y'know what I meant. Muffet: Oh no...))
Gaster: doesn't let slip that he couldn't fix them in his rush to make sure Microton was alive.
Fiorano: (( Wait so is Hellcat going to let Erron out or is that not happening ))
MettatonSEX: ((wait mettatons not fully a robot he shoukd be able to emote
Erron: ((No, slarvs got plans)
Fiorano: (( oh uh ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (" I'm sorry. No. ")
MettatonSEX: You made sure he didn't die.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "fuck"
Fanta: Hey, I've heard a lot about the hot cross buns here?
Gaster: nods. He's still crying a little, in his ridiculous goggles.
MB!SwapMuffet: ("We don't serve minors in either business how did you even get in here.")
Fanta: Seem to be a big ticket item
Rick A-301: (( YOU SEE THIS BURNING, BLOODY UNIVERSE YOU SEE THIS ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER? Varik. I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT you little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half i'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap you'll sing fucking beethoven tl;dr: eat shit, faggots ))
Jamie (Judas): Y'alright bud? -pets Hellcat again-
MB!SwapMuffet: internally: "Oh shit"
Rick A-301: ((shit autocorrect))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, quite popular."
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Miaou. "it's nothing"
Rick A-301: ((meant to type "hi everyone"))
MettatonSEX: ((ok
UF!Grillby: "Yeah, they really are." He glances at Muffet. "Do you think she's ready to learn the recipie?"
Erron: ((oh ok)
Fanta: Do you have any more, I'll try one if you don't mind
Fanta: gets some money out
MB!SwapMuffet: "I suppose she needs to learn it sooner or later. She does work here."
Jamie (Judas): Alrighty?
MettatonSEX: sees thevtears, and kisses Gaster's forehead.
UF!Grillby: His smile falters just a little, before growing. "You're right. Do you think tonight's the night?"
Gaster: smiles, just a little bit.
Fanta: a mini fanta springs back up from the couch, hopping onto AD's head
MettatonSEX: Darling, you did what you had to.
Rick A-301: (( Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob. ))
Fanta: ((It's 11:30
Fanta: ((There's a bag of chocolates next to me
Rick A-301: ((Ok what the fuck I meant to type "lol"))
MettatonSEX: ((ship them here
Fanta: ((I'm casually eating chocolate at 11:30
MB!SwapMuffet: "I suppose." she says, sighing.
Gaster: ((look at this photograph:
Gaster: ((every time i do it makes me laugh
UF!Grillby: "Do you want to show her the ropes, or should I?"
Erron: ((GNA: Hot Cross Buns. Muffet: FUCKIN' NO.))
Rick A-301: ((look at this meme))
Rick A-301: ((I presume that's you, chime?))
MettatonSEX: ((ur pretty
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Gaster: ((that was me two years ago
Alphys: (chime's pretty)
MettatonSEX: unscrews cannon, screws hand on
MB!SwapMuffet: (their security is muffet's spiders)
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UF!Grillby: He slooowly reaches over and drapes an arm over Fanta's shoulder.
Rick A-301: ((I have only one possible course of action now.))
Gaster: smiles, just a little, and takes the goggles off.
Fiorano: (( this is me [url=][/url] ))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Let's not leave anyone out, deary." she says, going to the back door. She snaps her six hands one after another, sounding almost like a crackle. Spiders descend, setting up station at both registers. "They'll do. We're closed anyway."
Fiorano: (( shit wrong link ))
Rick A-301: ((I have to show that pic to my friends with the caption "this is a human being who ERP'd gaston"))
Gaster: ((you're beautiful bloo
Gaster: ((well shit
Fiorano: (( [url=]me[/url] I TYPED IN SOME RANDOM ID on prntscr))
Fiorano: (( but the picture i just linked is me ))
Gaster: ((still beautiful
Fanta: Um... sir?
Rick A-301: ((oh hey you're that guy from top gear))
Fiorano: (( no ))
Rick A-301: ((Oh duh))
Rick A-301: ((Ancient Aliena))
MettatonSEX: (("this person erp'd gaster with me as mettaton and at least once tentacles were involved"
UF!Grillby: He grins, then leads Fanta to the back. "Come on, I'll show you the ingredients for the buns."
Rick A-301: ((*aliens))
Fanta: heads with him, cautiously, the mini fanta at the bar springs to life
Gaster: ((Aliena sounds like a name a white vegan mom would give her child
Fanta: Smol: "Uh... So about that bakery, they're acting kind of... suspicious now."
Gaster: ... Oh? How so.
Gaster: *?
Fanta: Smol: "They're leading me to the back... the fire guy is getting pretty friendly"
Gaster: Oh. Oh dear...
Fiorano: (( [url=]Another picture of me @ my place[/url] ))
MettatonSEX: sighs, patting Microton on the head softly.
UF!Grillby: Fellby starts to move his hand a little lower...
Rick A-301: ((Wait a second))
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MettatonSEX: ((i knew it
Fanta: ...
Rick A-301: ((Oh right, you're the host on that show about Greek gods))
Fiorano: (( No ))
Erron: (([url=]Totally me[/url]))
Fanta: Smol: "Er..."
Rick A-301: ((Fuck))
Fiorano: (( I lied ))
MB!SwapMuffet: "Grillby." muffet chided. "Let's not get overzealous, dear."
Rick A-301: ((erron let me put my penis in you right now))
Erron: ((k))
UF!Grillby: "Aaah, right. I don't want to scare her...."
Fanta: looks a bit nervous
MettatonSEX: ((no b youre fifteen
Fiorano: (( Erron you're cute ))
Fiorano: (( I'm the host of this show ))
Fiorano: (( also me in the gif ))
Rick A-301: ((shh don't ruin it))
Rick A-301: ((Oh right
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Rick A-301: ((That's the show about physics in movies and tv and stuff))
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Rick A-301: ((Film Theory))
Fiorano: (( Close enough ))
UF!Grillby: He motions to a box nearby. "Mind, uh, getting out the ingredients, Muffet?
Erron: (([url=]Me again[/url]
MB!SwapMuffet: "Good boy." she said, patting her firemate on the shoulder. "She's going to have enough of that without you pushing it on her."
Fiorano: (( Erron you're hot <3 ))
Rick A-301: ((erron I need your anus now))
Gaster: ((That stands for Hero of Time
Erron: ((o bby))
Rick A-301: ((let me partake in your rectal ritual))
Erron: ((yes pls bb))
UF!Grillby: "Alright, alright..."
Fiorano: (( oh bby ))
DamnDude: (( I come back to main chat with rectal rituals. ))
MB!SwapMuffet: nods. "As much as I love a good innuendo, deary, it's too late to bother." muffet pulled a collar out of the box. "Welcome to the business, deary. This us your last chance to leave, and I wouldn't blame you."
Fanta: Um...
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Rick A-301: ((ooh DD can I have one?))
Fanta: So... this is...
Fiorano: (( i am grabbing the gluten-free 100%-researched by .?. otp supplies ))
Erron: ((I want a collar))
Gaster: ((whoa there erron
Erron: ((XD))
MB!SwapMuffet: (Fellby is firemate, swapmuffet is spidermate, and scumster is voidmate.)
Fanta: What, exactly? A sex club?
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Fanta: Smol: "Ohhh... dear"
DamnDude: (( No the chat is the one with rectal rituals. ))
Rick A-301: ((Erron don't be stupid))
Gaster: ((scumster more like dumpster
MB!SwapMuffet: "I suppose that's one, very simpified way of putting it."
Rick A-301: ((You [i]need[/i] a collar))
Fanta: Smol: "Are there any kids in the room?"
Erron: ((Right))
MettatonSEX: ((more like cumster
Fanta: ...
UF!Grillby: So. What do you say, Fanta?
Fanta: Well... I-I mean
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Fiorano: (( -gives erron a collar- <3 ))
UF!Grillby: He's leaning over Fanta now.
Barchar: Arguable.
Rick A-301: ((I wonder f you can use a bowling pin as a dildo))
Fiorano: (( -takes out a bowling pin- ))
Gaster: ((anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
Fiorano: (( something might rip ))
Barchar: but Fanta wouldn't care about that and she'd know anyway so whatever
Fanta: Smol would not care about bitch
DamnDude: (( OK, time to get the tire. ))
Rick A-301: ((Well I actually have one with me IRL))
Rick A-301: ((brb))
Gaster: ((B NO
Barchar: speaking of her knowing, her eyes flare. She gave them one rule.
Fiorano: (( OH BBY ))
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Rick A-301: ((Don't worry chime))
Fiorano: (( I'm gonna go get the lube ))
Fanta: Uh...
Fiorano: (( Brb ))
DamnDude: (( Can I put the tire up my butt? ))
Rick A-301: ((I'm sufficiently brave))
MB!SwapMuffet: fiddles with the collar. "I'd say we don't have all day, but we do."
Gaster: **BI
Fanta: looks at the collar
DamnDude: (( The EN-TIRE tire? ))
Gaster: ((what the heck
Fanta: ...sure
Fiorano: (( [url=]I've got the lube[/url] ))
Gaster: ((my fingers were in the wrong spot
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Gaster: ((I meant to type NO
Rick A-301: ((lenny))
MB!SwapMuffet: smiles. "Wonderful, deary." she hands Fellby the collar.
Rick A-301: (("My fingers were in the wrong spot"))
Erron: ((YEEE BOY))
DamnDude: (( Don't worry, I'm too tired to do it. ))
UF!Grillby: Fellby happily puts the collar around Fanta's neck. "Alright, ready to get initiated?"
Fanta: A-alright
Rick A-301: ((ayy lmao))
Gaster: ((this beautiful piano remix of heartbreak is not good for this situation
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Fanta: Smol looks nervous, she just cuddles back up to AD
DamnDude: (( That could either mean I'm really sleepy, or I already shoved the tire up my ass. ))
Rick A-301: ((More like sphincterbreak))
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Fanta: ((Hoi
MettatonSEX: Static noises
Rick A-301: (("you must prove you are strong enough, my child"))
UF!Grillby: "Wonderful." He starts to lead Fanta downstairs.
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MB!SwapMuffet: (hi yazan.)
Fanta: accepts the collar, following him nervously
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DamnDude: (( We're talking about things we can't put up our butts to Chime's dismay. ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (fanta is getting initiated into let sex cloub)
Rick A-301: ((I don't think you guys understand))
MettatonSEX: ((can i put my lamp in my cunt
Gaster: ((NO
Fiorano: (( I'm inserting two apples in my ass ))
Rick A-301: ((I have to practice putting stuff in my butt in case the gay fairy comes))
Gaster: ((didn't you put a barbie jeep up there mv
Fanta: ((Just gonna... tuck Azzy into bed
Rick A-301: ((And makes me super gay))
MB!SwapMuffet: (ya)
DamnDude: (( There's a really mean C word to those who say that MV. ))
MettatonSEX: ((no, it was an rc barbie corvette
DamnDude: (( Chicken. ))
Fiorano: (( CORVETTE ))
Fiorano: (( CORVETTE
Erron: ((I can put a cheese grater up me))
Fiorano: (( Erron ))
Erron: ((...))
UF!Grillby: The two arrive in the foyer. The Alphys there waves to the two.
Gaster: ((that sounds just grate
Fiorano: (( -hands Erron a cheese grater- here u go bby <3 ))
Fanta: smiles nervously at her, looking around in awe
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MettatonSEX: ((i can fit my fist in my mouth
MettatonSEX: ((GOOD
Fiorano: (( I was very turned off at the misuse of the Corvette tho ))
MettatonSEX: ((misuse?
Rick A-301: (("Misuse"))
Erron: ((I can fit half of my 3ds in my mouth))
Rick A-301: ((bruh))
MettatonSEX: ((i can go 2/3
Rick A-301: ((I can fit a dick in my mouth))
UF!Grillby: "Hello, Alphys. I've got a new recruit here." He turns to Fanta. "So... you can either take on a client, or I can show you the ropes."
Erron: ((Nevermind, 1/4 of it))
MB!SwapMuffet: (why so you people do this)
Fiorano: (( I can fit Erron's dick in my mouth ))
Fanta: I... er
Fanta: What clients?
Rick A-301: ((not like I'm gay or anything pssh))
Erron: ((Join us, B))
DamnDude: (( You guys must be a bunch of dicks. ))
Rick A-301: ((PSSH))
MB!SwapMuffet: (gfd Fanta how dense are you)
MettatonSEX: ((i can fit my foot in your ass
Fanta: meant like who
UF!Grillby: "Well, it depends. We've got all sorts of people walking through the door, and they're mostly looking for one thing."
MB!SwapMuffet: (oh that makes sense)
DamnDude: (( "Water" ))
Erron: ((I can dick a fit in me))
MettatonSEX: sighs, sitting down.
Fiorano: (( u know it <3 ))
Gaster: ((fellby: since they're all thirsty as fuck
MettatonSEX: ((youve got a friend in me
DamnDude: (( "People like being served water by people wearing collars" ))
Rick A-301: ((I can fit my ass so far down my throat when I crap I sing fucking Beethoven))
Erron: ((That reference))
Fanta: W-well uh... why don't we let them pick?
MettatonSEX: ((thats a very different toy story
Rick A-301: (("I've got a friend in me"))
DamnDude: (( Fanta: "I can be as many holes as you need me to be" ))
UF!Grillby: "Them? Alright." He ushers Fanta through the door, leading her towards the bar, where a Chillby is taking care of the bar. The two nod to each other, and Fellby takes his place. "Stay here, I'll tell you what to do."
MettatonSEX: Welp, again, trying to be happy turns into this.
Rick A-301: (("There's a snake in my butt"))
Fanta: stays there, she's not into fire cocks
MettatonSEX: ((pull the string
Erron: ((Fire Cocks... So Falco's Side-B?))
Rick A-301: ((Wait a second))
MettatonSEX: ((no, thats up b you scrub
Erron: ((SHIT))
UF!Grillby: Eventually, a very sad looking Asriel approaches the bar.
Rick A-301: ((is a side-B an amalgam for cheating assholes?))
Gaster: (up b ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Fanta: ((Wait
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Fanta: ((Whos the bottom bitch
Erron: ((I'll go Up-B...))
Erron: ((Sorry not sorry)
Rick A-301: ((I'm down-B :( ))
Fanta: H-howdy there
Erron: ((What is CAU anymore? XD))
Gaster: ((I don't even know
Fanta: ((A dead discord and funtime rp
MettatonSEX: ((sex jokes and my trash ass
Fiorano: (( CaU is going to turn into a pastime ))
Rick A-301: ((If normal people have 46 chromosomes and potatoes have 48 chromosomes))
Erron: ((No, CAU will be forever))
UF!Grillby: The Asriel looks over. "H-hey."
Rick A-301: ((Are Down syndrome people half potato?))
MettatonSEX: ((b, don't
Erron: ((...))
Fanta: What's up, kid?
Fanta: ((B you dont wanna do this again
Fanta: ((I want sex, dont do this again
MettatonSEX: ((thats pretty shitty, man. please dont say that
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Fanta: ((I gotta know who the bakery's bottom bitch is
Erron: ((Rip B))
Gaster: ((scumster
Gaster: ((he's also the top bitch, if that's a thing
Fanta: ((The bottom bitch is the bitch who rakes in the most dough
Gaster: ((oh
Gaster: ((huh
Fanta: ((For their ~daddy
MB!SwapMuffet: (i mean, if you mean out of the master bakers, muffet, with grillby in a close second)
MettatonSEX: ((Discomfort.
MB!SwapMuffet: (dunno about the regular employees past that)
Fanta: sits down next to him, smiling at him
Fanta: ((I mean the workers
UF!Grillby: Asriel swallows nervously. "I, uh... my friends brought me here, they said I needed cheering up."
MettatonSEX: Robotic motion noises sound as he curls into a ball.
Erron: ((Oh god, I think I found [url=]MV And Gaster[/url] in an argument))
Fanta: normally would ask what was wrong, but she gets the feeling that won't be appreciated here
Fanta: Well er, we can do that!
MB!SwapMuffet: (in the workers, probably a mettaton)
Erron: ((I meant MTT))
MettatonSEX: ((its definitely a mettaton, and yep
Gaster: ((Well, there's an underfell mettaton whose scumster's current favorite
MB!SwapMuffet: (my 4/20 is now over. I cri)
Gaster: ((his base price is 1,000,000
MB!SwapMuffet: (dayum)
Gaster: ((mostly since scumster is kind of possesive when it comes to his favorites
Fanta: puts a hand on his shoulder, "What did you have in mind?"
Fiorano: (( satisfied ))
UF!Grillby: "I, um... I dunno, some alone time?"
Fanta: Hmm...
Fanta: Well, it's my job to... you know
Fanta: But... that doesn't look like what you need
Fanta: What's up?
UF!Mettaton: ((in case you need said uf!mettaton roleplayed here i am
MB!SwapMuffet: (not yet)
MB!SwapMuffet: (maybe eventually)
MettatonSEX: ((i mean in general
UF!Grillby: Fellby smirks a little, and leans in towards Fanta. "Your base price is 1500. Keep that in mind." he whispers.
UF!Grillby: "I... my mom just died..." Fellby's smirk falls when he hears this.
Fanta: whispers back, "Has he already paid?"
Fanta: Oh.. no
UF!Grillby: "If he's in the main room, no."
Fanta: whispers, "I'll see what I can do, sad sex doesn't make someone want to come back, I'd think"
UF!Grillby: "Try cheering him up a little."
Fanta: nods, leaning in to Asriel
UF!Grillby: Asriel looks confused. "Is... is that guy your boss?"
Fanta: Yeah...
MettatonSEX: Static, then this: "Every time someone tries to be happy hhere, it fucking backfires."
UF!Grillby: "He seems... a bit predatory."
Fanta: Hey, I know how that feels..
Gaster: nods. "Yeah... "
Fanta: Well it's my first day.. so
UF!Grillby: Asriel seems to light up, just a little. "R-really?"
Fanta: nods
UF!Grillby: The gote chuckles, just a little. "Good... we can be sad together."
Fanta: I lost both of them, same night even
Gaster: ((i just realized i missed an opportunity with the fire cock thing to make a pun about how it's hot
MettatonSEX: would rant how all he wanted was to just stay fused and stay together with Gaster and feel important but no there had to be a miniature doomsday device, but decides against it
UF!Grillby: Asriel frowns. "That sucks..."
Fanta: Yeah...
MettatonSEX: ((i mean metta experienced a hot ass
UF!Grillby: "I'm sorry."
DamnDude: (( That seems like a hot headed comment. ))
Fanta: It's fine... it was a while back
Fanta: If you don't mind me asking, how's your dad doing?
UF!Grillby: Asriel chuckles. "He's not really taking it well. He... he really loved her, you know?"
Alphys: (i'm gonna head to bed. gn everyone)
UF!Grillby: "Always called her the most beautiful woman in the world."
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MettatonSEX: falls on his back
Gaster: ((Goodnight
MettatonSEX: ((gn darling
Fanta: I know...
Fanta: ((gn
Fanta: You know how this place is, right?
Fanta: Inbetween dimensions?
UF!Grillby: "I know."
Fanta: Well, I'm Asriel. You are too, right?
UF!Grillby: "I don't think taking him here would be the best idea."
UF!Grillby: Asriel pauses. "I... yeah."
MettatonSEX: Sad beeps.
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.
Fanta: My dad loved her... a lot
Fanta: I... I think it's kind of nice that they died at the same time, so they didn't have to be alone, you know?
UF!Grillby: Asriel looks up, seeing a Toriel flirting with a starstruck looking Asgore. "Yeah..."
MettatonSEX: mutters something about fusion and happiness and how everything seems to be shitty.
Fanta: Being alone sucks...
UF!Grillby: "It does." Fellby seems to shift a little as he listens.
Fanta: ...
UF!Grillby: "So. Um."
Fanta: Hm?
UF!Grillby: Asriel chuckles a little nervously. "How... how are you?"
Fanta: I'm doing alright
MettatonSEX: pulls Gaster into a hug
UF!Grillby: "T-that's nice."
Fanta: Just getting over a death myself... my boyfriend
Gaster: squeaks.
Fanta: It's been rough but... this new job should help
UF!Grillby: "Oh... oh no. That's terrible..."
Lua: -Considering his RPer's schedule has been weird, it seems like Lua's been working on a small device based around some extra blue prints and parts he had-
MettatonSEX: buries his chin into Gaster's shoukder.
Lua: -Maybe he'll bring it in tomorrow, idk-
Fanta: Yeah.. hence the alone bit
UF!Grillby: Asriel hesitates, then reaches for Fanta's hand. "Maybe... we can be alone together."
Fanta: I've been doing better...
Fanta: ...
Fanta: takes it, smiling softly
Fanta: U-uh... are you sure?
UF!Grillby: Asriel runs his thumb over her hand. "N-not exactly, but... I suppose it couldn't hurt."
Fanta: holds his hand, smiling at him, clearly a bit nervous
UF!Grillby: Asriel also seems very, very nervous.
Fanta: ((Oh fuck me it's 12:20 and I haven't even showered yet
Fanta: ((brb
Fiorano: ((
Gaster: ((RIIP
Fanta: ((10-20 mins
Gaster: ((yes fucking is the idea hear
MettatonSEX: sighs, returning to EX and passing out. Gn
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DamnDude: (( Oh shit it is 12:20 ))
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband, sighing.
MB!SwapMuffet: (yeah it's fuckin late)
Flame_warp : ((should probably be asleep))
Gaster: ((You're right
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Fiorano: (( >dad is pissed at me for not texting him at certain time ))
Fiorano: (( >ends call to confront me about it with a loud "FUCK" ))
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Fanta: ((Back
Fiorano: (( probably gonna get my ass kicked when he gets back ))
Fiorano: (( rip me ))
Fanta: ((Lets do sum shit so I can sleep
Fanta: So.... something like this?
UF!Grillby: "I-I guess..." Asriel is noticably blushing.
Fanta: is blushing as well, she wonders if sex in the main room is ok
UF!Grillby: Fellby straightens up a little, then motions to a red curtain. "Behind there you'll find rooms. Find an unoccupied one and get to work."
Fanta: nods, "S-shall we?"
UF!Grillby: Asriel nods. "A-alright."
Fanta: holds Asriel's hand, leading him to a bedroom
Gaster: ((to the boden room?
MB!SwapMuffet: (i need to fucking sleep good nifht)
Gaster: ((goodnight flame
Fanta: ((gn, and sure
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Erron: ((back
Fiorano: (( wb
Erron: ((is everyone gone?
Fiorano: (( theres shit going on in boden but other than that yes ))
Erron: ((oh ok
Erron: ((i'm gonna stay
Fiorano: (( imma sleep, gn ))
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Erron: ((k bye
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Dr. Fintevious: ((hey
Asriel_Dreemurr: Hey((
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well I fucked that up))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hey))
Dr. Fintevious: ((still at work
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Dr. Fintevious: ((whats new
Dr. Fintevious: (( sad face
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Dr. Fintevious: ((On my way back
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Dr. Fintevious: ((hey flame
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good job))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((On making Fanta a prostitute I think))
Fanta: ((We have a new rper
Fanta: ((Ye bby
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh that's good))
Dr. Fintevious: ((oh theres people
Dr. Fintevious: ((whose new?
Fanta: ((Is Azzy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's Azzy?))
Fanta: ((Yeah, it was kewl
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He's rping?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's awesome))
Fanta: ((He did ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((still cool))
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Fanta: 's Smol clone is snuggled up to AD while her regular form is off.. snuggled up to Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
Fanta: wakes up as well
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Good morning... You look small."
Fanta: Hiya
Jeska or Jukon: -sneaks up behind AD-
Fanta: you were asleep on him too you dip
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're you cuddling me?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Were*
Fanta: Me and Jeska were
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Fanta: I don't know where she went
Asriel_Dreemurr: is okay with that.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You don't?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably took a walk."
Fanta: Maybe
Jeska or Jukon: -blows air into his ear- Heya
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why're you so sma-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: jumps a bit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What? Whyyyy?"
Jeska or Jukon: just blowing you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh my god."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyways."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why're you so small, Fanta?"
Jeska or Jukon: -flops over and lies down-
Fanta: Well, my regular body is in another dimension right now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Doing what?"
Fanta: After the last one, I was playing it safe
Fanta: Sleeping
Fanta: blushes a bit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sleeping with someone?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: said that as a joke.
Fanta: Hehe
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Wait was I right?"
Fanta: Yep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That didn't take long."
Fanta: Well... it's kind of weird
Jeska or Jukon: pound it lass -holds up her fist-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How'd you already hook up with someone else?"
Fanta: I got roped into this weird sex bar thing
Asriel_Dreemurr: "OHHH no."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's not good."
Fanta: It seems alright
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is it like a prostitution ring?"
Fanta: Well when you put it like that it sounds bad
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It IS bad."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're gonna get people who treat you like a slave, or worse."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah, don't do prostitution
Fanta: Well I had a nice night..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "In my personal opinion, I'd get the hell out while you still can."
Jeska or Jukon: the ex prostitute is telling you not to
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd take that as a win and leave."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're practically owned by someone now, whoever is controlling it, anyways."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Unless they are being civil, but I'd still quit."
Fanta: They seem... shady, but I haven't been treated badly
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yet, no."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I don't trust this, it's not right."
Fanta: Well... they've got their eyes on this bar
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Great."
Jeska or Jukon: Do you want me to give you a number of reasons why to get out
Jeska or Jukon: so then lets fuck em up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did they do anything weird?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Y'know, other then own a prostitution ring."
Fanta: Well... I have a collar
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh my god... You know that's weird, right?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Please, for your own good, run..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Try to quit, or something..."
Fanta: I thought it was going to be some kinky stuff, but it's just there..
Jeska or Jukon: take it off then
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm honestly afraid for you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno... Seems like a bad thing."
Fanta: Alright... I'll see what I can do, but if they're going to be prodding around this dimension I should be there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: That's why I went there in the first place, with this clone here
Fanta: To see what was up
Fanta: Given their... demeanor, I'm not sure the club is their full business
Jeska or Jukon: ughhhh.....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This can't be good..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We better not have to save you again."
Fanta: Hey, I'm still here
Fanta: If I need to I can just kill off that body
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay..."
Fanta: I'll be ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, leaning his head on Fanta, still lying down.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I care about you, y'know."
Jeska or Jukon: -lies on AD-
Fanta: smiles, leaning in as well, still smol
Jeska or Jukon: you care about everyone
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't want to have to save you again, because I was close to giving up after I lost an arm."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I was broken after I let Gasters kid get hurt."
Fanta: ...yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And let that Undyne die."
Jeska or Jukon: -hugs onto AD-
Fanta: I'm sorry..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's not your fault... I just was scared I'd give up again..."
Fanta: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I don't want you to be in suffering..."
Fanta: ((btw erron died rip
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Jeska or Jukon: ((how? I saw he died
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Fanta: ((Eaten by giant robot
Jeska or Jukon: ((really? huh
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jukon: ((rip
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He got fucked))
Fanta: I'm not suffering... it's going to be ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: waits a bit, then nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You promise?"
Fanta: The first thing I see that raises red flags, I'm out of there
Fanta: Promise
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Jeska or Jukon: you better, I'm not dying again if you get kidnapped
Fanta: I've learned things since my time in painful, I can fight a lot better
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
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Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon: but you can fucked better now?
Jeska or Jukon: ((fuck*
Jeska or Jukon: you know I'm starting to think a bit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Hmm?"
Jeska or Jukon: I'm kind of just wish we could leave, you and I
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Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes his head.
Jeska or Jukon: find somewhere to live out that peaceful life you want
Fanta: ...
Jeska or Jukon: I know you wouldn't do that
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Jeska or Jukon: I just feel like being here, it'll never end, something will always come up and put us at risk
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wouldn't have met you."
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Jeska or Jukon: I know, I just want to make sure you're safe
Jeska or Jukon: .....and happy too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah."
Jeska or Jukon: been thinking about a lot of things too
Jeska or Jukon: something to asked me a while ago
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was it?"
Jeska or Jukon: last names
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Fanta: is just leaning on him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"
Jeska or Jukon: thought I might need one soon
Jeska or Jukon: what do you think?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dreemurr."
Jeska or Jukon: -snuggles up to him- I think it fits me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I do too."
Jeska or Jukon: I'll take it
Fanta: I think it works nice
Jeska or Jukon: the best part is that we dont have to fill out any government documents
Jeska or Jukon: cuz I can barely write
Jeska or Jukon: or read for that matter
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That doesnt mean you don't have to."
Jeska or Jukon: I'm not in any government's system. To them, I don't even exist
Jeska or Jukon: that or I have a lot of taxes to pay
Fanta: I think that means it's the latter
Asriel_Dreemurr: "True."
Jeska or Jukon: I ain't got money
Jeska or Jukon: Erron has it all
Fanta: I don't think money's going to be an issue
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Fanta: I could be made of money
Jeska or Jukon: maybe Erron will give me some back
Jeska or Jukon: have to ask at somepoint
Fanta: the two guns are still outside, in the snow
Fanta: I haven't seen him in a while
Asriel_Dreemurr: "he was here yesterday."
Fanta: covered in a fine coating of dust, a few robot scraps still here and there
Jeska or Jukon: he'll come around
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hope so."
Jeska or Jukon: likely sleeping in the fridge
Fanta: closes her eyes, nuzzling up against AD
Jeska or Jukon: AD gets all the chicks
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Was I good to you, Fanta?"
Fanta: Always
Jeska or Jukon: not to sound mean, but I prefer him how he is
Jeska or Jukon: now
Fanta: Mhm... me too
Fanta: You used to be like me, immortal
Asriel_Dreemurr: is smiling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jeska or Jukon: more like a cult leader
Jeska or Jukon: not really, thats what I thought he was the first time I met him
Fanta: You two are great together
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches Fanta's ears.
Fanta: smiles, nuzzling in, she reaches up to scratch his too but she's too smol
Jeska or Jukon: ((trying to write a lesson plan, s'why I'm slow
Fanta: ((You teach english, right?
Jeska or Jukon: ((yea
Fanta: ((Make em do like those african kids
Fanta: (("OP is a phaggot"
Fanta: stretches, scratching his ears
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think I can stay here forever
Jeska or Jukon: you think anyone of us wants to leave this?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."
Fanta: Heh, I'm fine right here
Jeska or Jukon: choose my spot
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How's it going with your other body?"
Fanta: It's good, still asleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Fanta: I don't know what happens after that, though
Fanta: It's a pretty nice place, very upscale
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Fanta: It really doesn't seem that dangerous..
Fanta: But I'll keep an eye out
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay..."
Fanta: The guy's really nice, if I leave I might have to find him again some time
Fanta: ((brb
Jeska or Jukon: (sounds like 50 shades of grey
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Jeska or Jukon: so I wrote you a poem
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Jeska or Jukon: Roses are red, wine is also red, poems are hard. Wine
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles.
Jeska or Jukon: -pulls out a bottle of wine- care for some?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Beautiful."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."
Jeska or Jukon: -grabs a glass and pours him one-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks.
Jeska or Jukon: and some for the boss -drinks it straight from the bottle-
Fanta: Erm...
Fanta: scoots away a bit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, right."
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts the glass away."
Fanta: It's ok, I just don't wanna get splashed
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, I'll live withoiut it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes back to Fanta.
Fanta: smiles, leaning back on him
Fanta: I miss drinking, it was fun
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Must suck."
Jeska or Jukon: oh yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Question."
Jeska or Jukon: -closes the bottle up and puts in at-
Fanta: Well there is a way, when I'm really stressed
Fanta: But I don't do it much
Fanta: Hm?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you able to be high?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just curious."
Fanta: Yep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."
Fanta: It's weird
Jeska or Jukon: hey now, we talking about smoking some shit?
Fanta: I can still get drunk too, it just kinda melts me
Jeska or Jukon: cuz I don't wanna
Fanta: Mm, I don't do that anymore
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was just curious."
Fanta: Drugs are not my thing
Fanta: For... obvious reasons
Jeska or Jukon: I have too great of a body to fuck it up for some drugs
Jeska or Jukon: six pack and all baby
Fanta: Well my mentality was "I can't die, they can't hurt me"
Fanta: And that was bullshit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."
Fanta: Because yeah
Fanta: snuggles back up
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Jeska or Jukon: you know, with all this snugglin, we would never get cold in even the coldest relams
Jeska or Jukon: realms*
Fanta: Well we're in snowdin now
Fanta: So I guess you're right
Jeska or Jukon: gonna suck during summer though
Fanta: Small price for being so floofy
Jeska or Jukon: I'm a fish, we don't do heat
Jeska or Jukon: even though I'm genetically altered to withstand higher temperatures
Jeska or Jukon: and freezing temperatures
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Fanta: ((brb/gtg
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Jeska or Jukon: but we smell really really bad in the heat
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Jeska or Jukon: ((well shit
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Fanta: Air conditioning is a godsend, then
Jeska or Jukon: So tell me Fanta
Jeska or Jukon: did you ever think about Jukon in that way?
Fanta: In what way?
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Jeska or Jekas: be with her I mean
Jeska or Jekas: she had some thoughts,
Jeska or Jekas: until she found Erron
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She always did, about practically everyone."
Fanta: I had a few thoughts
Jeska or Jekas: which was really AD replacement
Fanta: I'm more interested in guys, though
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Jeska or Jekas: err AD stand in I mean
Jeska or Jekas: yeah so is she
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Fanta: I do still like girls, but not as much
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."
Jeska or Jekas: huh what?
Fanta: ?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, to be fair, you have the apparel of a female."
Fanta: Well.. I am
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Jeska or Jekas: yeah she is
Jeska or Jekas: so am I
Jeska or Jekas: ((Jukon: Well AD is asleep, so lets have sex on top on him
Fanta: ((Fanta: K
Jeska or Jekas: ((gonna rip and go to bed
Fanta: ((Well I gtg soon anyway, cya
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Fanta: ((Yep gtg
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Fanta: is snuggled up to AD, smol
Barchar: (heyo(
Barchar: is still salty about Erron dieing. "Stupid freaking robots. Gonna make a freaking emp and strap it to their freaking faces."
Fanta: ...
Fanta: Oh. Hello Chara.
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Barchar: "Hi Fanta."
Asriel_Dreemurr: awakens.
Barchar: "How are they treating you?" she says, with a little bit of a dangerous tone in her voice.
Fanta: ...what, the bakery?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: It's fine, so far
Barchar: nods
Barchar: "Good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good afternoon."
Fanta: stops herself from shittalking
Fanta: What about robots?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Fanta: Chara said something about robots
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Barchar: "Robots. Killed erron. Gonna find the leader and force-fed him scrap metal
Fanta: still sounds a bit spiteful, but shes talking to her at least
Fanta: Killed erron?
Fanta: What the fuck?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, god..."
Barchar: "Ate him. Or...crushed him with their mouth I guess."
Fanta: Oh... No
Barchar: "They can't eat, they don't have a stomach. Most of them."
Barchar: "Sorry for sounding even more hostile than usual. I'm just pissed."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see..."
Fanta: Seems like your usual self.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Barchar: "No, before it was childlike happiness, then it was self loathing. C
Barchar: "I'll probably go back to the latter after this."
Fanta: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She's kinda bipolar."
Fanta: I can tell.
Barchar: "This is just the fourth one of you I've lost since I started being visible. And even ignoring the one that I was definitely responsible for, I just can't help but feel like...maybe it's my fault."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She doesn't like when Asriels are hurt or sad..."
Barchar: "Like, somehow I'm putting you all in danger, j-just because you know about me."
Fanta: I wouldn't count that out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey..."
Barchar: by 'visible' she means since tfa first saw her
Barchar: can be vague sometines
Fanta: ...right, sorry
Fanta: said that to ad
Barchar: speaking of bipolar. She scrunched up, rubbing her arms. "I'm sorry."
Barchar: or, as bazzy put it, octopolar
Fanta: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: Listen, Chara
Fanta: I know you didn't want to
Fanta: I don't forgive you, but I know you regret it
Barchar: nods
Fanta: So.. i'll try not to hate you
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles when she says that.
Fanta: And that's the best I can predict now
Barchar: smiles. "Th-thats enough, Fanta. Thank you."
Fanta: Alright...
Fanta: As for Shoe, who knows
Barchar: "...And while I know this probably isn't the best time to bring it still not making progress on getting bazzy back. I'm trying, by god am I trying, but I just...nothing so far."
Barchar: "Keeping it optimistic."
Fanta: I don't expect much, if anything
Barchar: "Tch. Whatever. He hates everybody. I don't give a shit whether or not Shoe likes me."
Barchar: "You all and Surreal are really the only people I care about at all."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits up.
Fanta: Ohhhh shit, what if shoe shows up at the club
Barchar: cracks up at that. "Now that would be interesting."
Barchar: "Unless they fire you."
Fanta: I mean, that could be a positive depending on how things go
Barchar: "Yeah, I guess." she shrugs.
Barchar: "I told them to take good care of you. And they better."
Fanta: One client isn't enough to judge on, but he was very sweet
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Hopefully it wasn't a plant or something."
Barchar: "Or the next time one of them comes in, they're going to learn why you don't. Fuck. With Asriel." she says, mostly to herself
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm very skeptical."
Fanta: It was an asriel
MB!SwapMuffet: has served floweys before. Rarely.
MB!SwapMuffet: I know that's not what you meant by plant
Fanta: His friends dragged him in to cheer up after his mom died
Fanta: We talked for a while, then he wanted to
Fanta: It could have been a plant...
Barchar: "Unfortunately that place sint in this dimension, or I could tell you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Be careful."
Fanta: I will be
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...kinda weird to cheer yourself up by paying for that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm skeptical."
Barchar: "This body is my anchor, now, but...i'm still worried to leave the dimension. I don't want to just...slip away. And stop existing again."
Fanta: Yeah, but we talked for a while
Barchar: "Not at all. Sex is a known method of making people happy."
Barchar: "Even if it's only temporary."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But after your mother dies?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Doing something illegal?"
Barchar: shrugs
Barchar: "That's a new one. C
Fanta: It probably wasn't right after
Fanta: I don't know, i didnt ask
Fanta: At first he didn't want to
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?"
Fanta: Mhm, he didn't want to be there
Fanta: Got dragged there, and he seemed like it too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Why'd he... That doesn't make sense."
Fanta: Like I said, we talked a while
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I still don't trust any of this."
Fanta: I don't either but... It was nice
Barchar: sighs, leaning back, unscrunching. "I hope it's okay. The muffet and grillby seem nice."
Fanta: ((Brb
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Barchar: "One time they wanted to try to get me to come there. I might have done it, but I was already annoyed know."
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Fanta: Grillby seems kind of frightening, to be honest
Fanta: A bit too... Friendly, shall we say
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Fanta: He seemed dissapointed when I chose to have a regular client rather than his "initiation"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Barchar: "Hm."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm losing more and more trust for the place."
Barchar: "That grillby is a little...uh...whats the word..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Predator?"
Barchar: "Overeager? Seductive?"
Barchar: "That works."
Barchar: "Predatory."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Fanta: I'll watch myself around him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Please do. I don't like the idea of a collar."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Might have some type of tracking thing in it."
Fanta: I'm hoping it's not a shock collar
Barchar: (BTW prince is dead if you somehow didn't notice)
MB!SwapMuffet: not unless you asked for it, deary
Fanta: ((Rip prince
Fanta: That's one of the few things that works on us
Fanta: ((Oh yeah i just remembered
Fanta: ((The list
Barchar: "If it is, I'll put the metaphorical fear of God into them."
Barchar: (what list?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Are they able to hear us or something?"
Fanta: ((Barchar is on the list
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Fanta: Don't think so
Barchar: (the list of what?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's probably a shit list))
Fanta: ((The list of the most powerful homies in the bar
DamnDude: (( The stronk list ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or that))
Fanta: ((Being established now
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar is on Fantas shit list))
Fanta: ((For the joyful mini-arc
Barchar: (yeah, barchar is powerful)
Barchar: (well)
Barchar: (kind of)
Fanta: ((Or whatever
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Should we send someone in to gather information?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, someone to pay, and investigate."
DamnDude: (( Whos on the full list so far? ))
Fanta: That's what i'm there for
Barchar: (she's not powerful in a strength sense, she can't hit anybody. All she has now is Azzy's magic, but that's hardly the epitome of strength.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "True."
Barchar: (shes powerful because of knowledge and general unkillability)
Fanta: ((Azazel, B, barchar, jeska, shoe, idk who else
Barchar: (gaston)
DamnDude: (( Well, you better hope the cards are played right, otherwise 2 people on that list are gonna be/are dead. ))
Fanta: ((Oh yeah and gaston
Fanta: ((Also lol
DamnDude: (( Because isnt B dead/dying? ))
Fanta: ((Dying
Barchar: (b might get taken off cause I think he's basically dead already)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm pretty sure if I had said that while Jukon was awake she'd already be paying."
Barchar: "She's more loyal to you than that, I think."
Barchar: "Now, if you came with her, then yeah."
Fanta: Who knows, there could be nothing wrong
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean she'd be paying for two."
DamnDude: (( Also, its funny that you know what i said has more meaning than most people would expect. :D ))
Fanta: ((Yay
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno, having a predator as a boss isn't good in my opinion."
DamnDude: (( Brb ))
Fanta: He's not the head, a gaster is
Barchar: "How's the other one?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Even better..."
Barchar: "Or...other two then."
Fanta: Muffet's very.. muffety
Barchar: "I haven't met any muffet's other than her."
Fanta: Gaster is, well I haven't talked much to him
Barchar: "I mean, a few have stopped in, but I haven't gotten a great grasp on them."
Barchar: (i mean presumably at some point in that ten year time skip a couple muffets would drop in)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I suggest you see if you can quit, when something goes wrong."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I say 'when' literally."
Barchar: "I can't make much comment. They haven't talked about their workings much, just scouted for employees and customers."
Fanta: I'll keep snooping around
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Fanta: Ask some of the other workers about the place
Barchar: (scumster: "Snooping as usual I see" )
Fanta: ((The list is happening, is gun b gud
DamnDude: (( Good luck ))
Fanta: ((Needs to happen before I end the world
Barchar: (if you end the world barchar gonna be annoyed)
Barchar: (her continued existence is anchored to that world)
Fanta: ((What if i nuke the moon
Barchar: (as long as there aren't any asriels there that die)
Barchar: (she'd be pretty alright with that)
Barchar: (aside from the subsequent tidal murder of the planet)
DamnDude: (( *The moon is occupied by all the rejected asriels. ))
Fanta: ((Oooh barchar's gonna be pissed at a certain character then
Barchar: (barchar's already pissed St the guy leading these robits)
Barchar: (there is a problem with including barchar in plot though. She knows everything that goes on in her dimension, and can't leave it unless she somehow manages to stay anchored to the body alone to keep from slipping back into non-existence)
Fanta: ((The whole plot takes place in the cau dimension
Fanta: ((Which nobody ever does things in for some reason
Fanta: ((Also, barchar got stopped by saas, right?
Barchar: (if by 'stopped' you mean 'erased', yes)
Fanta: ((So asgore wasnt killed
Barchar: (i guess not)
Fanta: ((Perrrrfect
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DamnDude: (( Old Man Asgore ))
Barchar: (but flowey was, just for the punch in the incorporeal gut that killing him would be for her)
Barchar: (she just started stabbing before most do, I guess)
DamnDude: (( I guess she just took a stab at the idea. ))
Barchar: (the reason she likes Asriel so much is that he's the only thing she could remember of her life pre-barchar. Other than getting erased. )
Barchar: (so, you know, all she remembers is Asriel and getting slowly and painfully destroyed down to the very last atom, until she literally didn't exist anymore. *thumbs up*)
Barchar: (certainly kept her from resetting)
DamnDude: (( The inability to exist would do that ))
Barchar: (and having killed flowey, he couldn't really reset either. So...things just kept going.)
Barchar: (with an empty underground save for grillby, asgore, and the riverperson)
DamnDude: (( *Asgore does via alcohol poisoning. ))
DamnDude: (( Dies^ ))
Barchar: (who I might play at some point, but their role is a little spent now that barchar isn't quite so mysterioys)
DamnDude: (( Hmm ))
DamnDude: (( Im trying to think of something to do, considering i cant get IC till i get home. ))
Barchar: (i had a clever idea for them, too. I mean, it's a ripoff of a thing in game, but still. "beware the gal that speaks your mind." like, speaks HER mind, except that since barchar's shtick is making you think and feel things that you think is coming from you when it isn't...yeah.)
Barchar: (its like a pun or some shit)
DamnDude: (( Its more of just a play on words ))
Barchar: (eh)
Barchar: (i mean, 'your' and 'her' are kinda similar phonetically so it might be a pun? I dunno)
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Fanta: ((I'm gonna use Asgore
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DamnDude: (( Am kinda back ))
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Erron: ((Ayy!
Fanta: ((Ayy
Erron: ((I'm gonna go make myself a Hot Pocket real quick!))
Fanta: snuggles into AD, she's smol
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Erron: ((back
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Fanta: is happily snuggling AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: is mostly just lying there, taking the snuggles.
Robo-Frisk: -walks in- . . .
Fanta: I... What are we gonna do about Erron
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukons gonna freak."
Fanta: I don't even know what happened, robots or something
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There's a robot over there."
Asriel_Dreemurr: points over to Robo Frisk.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dos they do the thing?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Did*
Robo-Frisk: -looks at AD- ... -Sits at the bar-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think they did the thing."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno..."
Fanta: I don't know... Ask Chara
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Barchar: "She didn't kill him. I mean, this tim.
Barchar: "Depending on how you look at it, she has before."
Fanta: wait can barchar see everything in the dimension?
Barchar: pretty much, though she has to care enough to look
Barchar: she's passively aware if pretty much everything, but would have to look at stuff to actually consciously know anything about it
Fanta: does she care about Erron?
Barchar: ya
Fanta: fffffuck
Barchar: he's not actually dead is he
Barchar: barchar isn't known for being the most rational person in the world, maybe she just assumed he was dead and didn't check beyond thst
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Fanta: well he's probably getting chopped up now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: the robot has arrived at his base
Erron: -Is fucking dead... for now...-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can see why I had been with you before."
Fanta: on the moon
Fanta: Huh?
Erron: ((rd_moonbase))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're pretty nice, and snuggly."
Fanta: Thanks..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And you're a great friend, which is why I've been so concerned..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe my previous life rubbed off on me or something. Like, I don't think I'd have been so risky when we were saving you."
Fanta: Heh, maybe
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wonder what it's like to be invincible."
Fanta: It's fun for a few years
Asriel_Dreemurr: is staring up at the roof from the couch.
Fanta: Then the existential dread sets in
Fanta: And then it sucks
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I want to not be able to die but be able to age."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And then be able to die."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wishful thinking."
Fanta: Well, I'm 18030, so pretty sure I can't age
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Jamie (Judas): -Appears in the bar- Muahahaha...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wow, and you're sleeping with a young person, huh?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "18030. You must have seen some shit."
Barchar: "Damn. I didn't k would you were that old."
Barchar: "I thought I'd seen shit at twelve."
Fanta: Well I consider myself 30, given 18000 years were spent being tortured by the fuckwad currently living in my head
Fanta: Back when he was still alive
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shoe tortured you?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What did he do to you?"
Fanta: Yup
Fanta: Oh, everything
Fanta: Turned me into a servant
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds fun."
Jamie (Judas): -Looks at all of them- Oh please, try seeing the literal embodiment of sins try and murder you... I was trapped in some haunted basement for 3 years...
Barchar: (Fanta: "it was a little hot tbh" )
Fanta: Made me pass out whenever someone mentioned love
Fanta: I still get a bit fuzzy from time to time
Barchar: "God I wish I could kill him."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wow."
Barchar: "I wonder if bazzy's idea of exorcism is still in the table."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Must have sucked for me."
Jamie (Judas): ...
Fanta: He did it to piss you off
Barchar: "Though I mean, I guess you'd just use that time to try to make them do it to me, at this point."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well.
Fanta: And it worked pretty well
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You two like, cool now?"
Barchar: "Maybe when we kill him, we can use a shoebox as his grave. And then light it on fire. Then get gaston to blast it out of existence."
Fanta: Hah, fuck no. He's not in here because I want him there
Barchar: "Not like what happened to me, though. Then he might come back."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good, making sure you didn't sucome to Stockholm syndrome."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If we kill him we kill Fanta."
Fanta: We have a hate/hate relationship
Fanta: Yeah, don't kill me
Barchar: "Yeah, I know, that's how it is NOW."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't kill- you know you probably should get out of bed with that Asriel before the cat takes over."
Barchar: "But if I've learned one thing, it's that things eventually fix themselves. And I doubt that Mr. Stupid-named feline is any different.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: TFA won't fix himself))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, I'm sure that Asriel is nice, maybe he was forced to be a plant and/or forced to go to that place."
Barchar: (Barchar: "haha FUCK YOU" )
Barchar: (Barchar "I'm sorry I didn't mean it" )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: Neither will Erron, Smol Asriel...))
Jamie (Judas): -sits next to RFrisk- So I heard about your pal... Did you manage to grab his soul when he died?
Robo-Frisk: N-No why?
Fanta: He woke up and went on his way a while ago
Jamie (Judas): Welp, that fuckers dead...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "oh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."
Robo-Frisk: ...
Barchar: (Barchar: "AD stop reminding me of my past failures)
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Barchar: "We've come back from worse. I mean, I in particular came back from literally not existing. C
Barchar: "If we can come back from that, I think we'll find a way."
Erron: (([url=]LEAKED GASTON DESIGN 2016[/url]))
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Barchar: (Bfrisk: *develops working vocal chords just to scream like a girl at that*)
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Erron: ((Ayy
Steel: (( I passed out last night ))
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Barchar: (hi laharl)
Erron: ((oh
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: ((Ello.))
Steel: Steel is STILL fucking dragging robot bodies through the bar. Theres tons of them. Aluminum is absent due to her injuries.
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Steel: Notable, Steel looks pissed. Not the hot-anger type of pissed more, like the cold I'm-not-going-to-look-at-this-person-because-if-I-do-someones-gonna-die pissed.
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Steel: The person in question is Mettaton. But that doesn't matter, hes currently lugging robot corpses through the bar like they're sacks of potatos.
: ((He's lugging robot corpses through the bar like they're sacks of glass, blood, and some fresh ink.))
Barchar: (frisky pls)
: ((I live in America, and I have the right of free speech.))
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: ((ayy ml
: ((lmao*
: ((shit
Erron: ((gg
: ((gg
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: ((fuck you phone
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Erron: ((ayy
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Erron: ((ayy
Jeska or Jekas: ((oi
Jeska or Jekas: ((whats new?
Erron: ((Erron's dead... for now
Jeska or Jekas: ((I heard
: ((rip
Erron: ((Rip in pringles))
Jeska or Jekas: ((read the log
: ((nothing much has happened with my characters))
: ((i'm mostly planning things right now))
: ((because i'm an evil fucklord))
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Jeska or Jekas: ((I'm rather busy irl, might not be rping very much
Jeska or Jekas: (who was rping xyzzy though?
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: ((eh
: ((*shrugs*))
: ((i'm gonna read the logs real quick
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Erron: ((ayy AD))
Jeska or Jekas: ((oi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ay))
: ((ayy
Jeska or Jekas: -lying on AD still-
Asriel_Dreemurr: has been awake, but not speaking a lot.
Jeska or Jekas: -snoring-
Asriel_Dreemurr: seems okay with this.
Jeska or Jekas: -wakes up eventually-
Jeska or Jekas: .....hey
Erron: ((Erron: Hey guys... AD: I Thought you died! GNA: I used 1-ups again. "THE END"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good afternoon."
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: ((Jukon: it's time to stop erron))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ay))
Jeska or Jekas: you've been awake?
Steel: Steel is dragging robot bodies out through the anydoor in angry silence.
Barchar: (xyzzy was slarv)
: ((Jukon: what are you gonna buy next? a thousand dollar robot named Cadswarth?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Believe it or not, yes."
Barchar: (cadsworth)
: ((Erron: Actually, I was thinking of buying a 400$ flag about 'cool stuff'.))
: ((Jukon: which is?))
Steel: (( ))
: ((omf
Jeska or Jekas: what? why?
Erron: ((Yess...
Steel: ((Irl though i'd kill a fuck for a rayquaza scarf))
Steel: ((I want a scarf that looks like Rayquaza))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno."
Steel: ((And Kyogre & Groudon slippers))
Erron: ((I want a Snivy.... just a Snivy))
: ((Would you take a Rayquaza scarf full of dead rats?))
Steel: ((Frisky, its not even funny anymore.))
: ((I know.))
: ((I don't say things that are funny.))
: ((Nor do I feel like it.))
Jeska or Jekas: so anything happen?
: ((I'm legit asking you a question.))
Steel: ((Fun Fact: In Gen 1, because of the fucked special stats in pokemon))
: ((It's not a fucking joke.))
: ((10/10
Steel: ((Drowzee hit harder than Blastoise and Charizard))
Erron: ((Are we able to take out the dead rate?))
Erron: ((rats*))
: ((Yeah, sure.))
: ((Then roast them.))
: ((And eat them.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((On naked))
: ((With a side of ink infused ranch, too.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AnD AFRAID))
: ((On naked women.))
Steel: ((I've eaten freshly killed rat before))
Erron: ((Hmmm... Can we share them with friends?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sounds delicious))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Tbh it probably isn't bad though))
Steel: ((It tastes like chicken. I'd suggest using Mousetraps instead of arsenic since they're kinda tasty if you're willing to deal with making sure you don't get 20 thousand diseases from it beforehand))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((well, but chicken))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No mousetrap+ no disease))
: ((AD: I would fuck a rat.))
: ((AD: It's easy to slip your dick into its ass.))
: ((AD: ..It really isn't, though.))
: ((AD: Fuck you, America.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: I sweat to god I fell on it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Swear*
: ((Jukon: so you cheated on me. with a rat.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: ((Jukon: first with hype, now with me))
Erron: ((GG))
: ((Jukon: i'm gonna go hook up with hype now bye))
Jeska or Jekas: take that as a no
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, talked with Fanta a bit.
Jeska or Jekas: anything important?
: ((Hyper: -walks in- hey guys i've died a hundred times yesterday))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still being snuggled by Fanta."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not really."
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Jeska or Jukon: damn, with her in the way I can't have fun
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Talked with her more about the prostitute thing."
Jeska or Jukon: -said in a sarcastic tone-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thought about sending someone in to investigate, but she said she's already investigating."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah, maybe I should
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, she said she's got it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Plus I do t think you'd spend your time investigating."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Don't*
Jeska or Jukon: last time she said she got it, wr had to go save her ass
Jeska or Jukon: are you suggestun I'd cheat?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, I'm suggesting you'd get me to go with you."
: ((AD: Hey, I'm not Hyper. Cheat on me all you want, I can just fuck Fanta the next day for 'comfort'.))
: ((Jukon: thats, uhh.. interesting?))
: ((AD: woman don't judge me))
: ((Jukon: fine))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Which I'd respectfully decline."
Jeska or Jukon: yeah yea
Jamie (Judas): -Calls someone on his phone- Hey Isaac, I need your help, can you come here? ... Okay, hurry up and get over here. ... What do you mean you can't find em? ... What do you mean there's only soup ... THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! ... WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!? ... WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!? -He Hangs up- Fuck.
Jeska or Jukon: -snuggles up- we have our own problems now anyways
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is the 'party' today?"
Jeska or Jukon: ((no
Jeska or Jukon: doubt it
: ((ello chime
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Gaster: ((Hello
Jeska or Jukon: ((too busy irl
Jeska or Jukon: wanna go camping?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Camping?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where?"
Jeska or Jukon: ya, some where cold
Jeska or Jukon: you love camping don't you?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I don't love it."
: ((AD: I fucked for the first time in a damn tent, though.))
Jeska or Jukon: but I thought you did, I mean you were doing it before
: ((AD: So yeah, it's a [sub]little[/sub] enjoyable.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I did lose my virginity in a tent."
Jeska or Jukon: kinky
Gaster: ((it was intents
Gaster: ((*intentse
Jeska or Jukon: so does that mean we have to fuck in a tent from now on?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Jeska or Jukon: (9AD: Yeah, I have ED unless I'm in a tent
: ((AD: Tents turn me on.))
Gaster: ((he can't pitch his tent unless he's in a tent
Jeska or Jukon: so does that mean you don't want to go camping though, last I remember yuo camped not that far from her
Jeska or Jukon: here*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet the tent is still there."
Erron: ((Asre-ectile Dysfunction))
Jeska or Jukon: wanna go check?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."
: ((AD: My grandma was eaten by a bear when I was four. We were camping.))
Erron: ((AD: I lost my virginity to a tent))
Jeska or Jukon: -gets up-
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks up Fanta, almost accidentally, mistaking because they are small and shit.
Jeska or Jukon: thats not the smol gote I want btw
Asriel_Dreemurr: "oh, yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should we bring her along?"
Jeska or Jukon: nah
Jeska or Jukon: just leave a note
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...But she was comfortable."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alright."
Asriel_Dreemurr: carefully sets her down, and leaves a note.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, let's go then."
Jeska or Jukon: -smacks his ass- lets go
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon: good game))
Asriel_Dreemurr: retracts a bit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well then."
Jeska or Jukon: what?
Gaster: ((i kind of want fellby and scumster to have an argument
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You slapped my ass."
: ((AD: your hands are cold))
Jeska or Jukon: yeah? you got a nice ass
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Sont have to hit it..."
Jeska or Jukon: I'll make up to it later
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps walking.
Gaster: ((jeska: want me to kiss it better?
Jeska or Jukon: -follows-
Asriel_Dreemurr: reaches the tent, and goes into it. He quickly rolls up the long deflated air mattress.
: * that air mattress has some stains on it
Jeska or Jukon: I see you're too lazy to clean up your mess
: * totally
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll be right back."
UF!Grillby: Somewhere in the sexy bakery, there's an argument going on behind closed doors. A few patrons are gathered around, as well as a few dancers, trying to hear what's being said.
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: ((Hello.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes outside with it. There's a large flash of light from out side, and then the smell of burning. He then returns.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fixed."
Jeska or Jukon: He
Jeska or Jukon: he he
UF!Grillby: "... point is, Gaster, leaving our employees traumatized like you adore doing is losing us money in the long run!"
Jeska or Jukon: too close to home huh
Steel: ((Some of the shinies in this game...are just kinda scary))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, I guess."
Steel: ((Shiny Venemoth is literally on fucking fire.))
Jeska or Jukon: probably can see why you didn't want to come back
: ((Jukon: i didn't know you could even do that with how lazy you are))
Steel: ((Shiny Aegislash is spattered in blood))
: ((Jukon: i mean seriously))
Steel: ((And shiny Kecleon has gone full predator))
: ((rip
: ((Pokemon is turning children into axe murderers))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
UF!Grillby: "No, no - put that away, Gaster. I need you to fucking listen to me.
Jeska or Jukon: can we keep the tent though? or burn it too
MB!Gaster: Scumster can barely be heard through the door. His voice is low. Suddenly, there's a loud thump.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We can keep it."
UF!Grillby: "You can put those away too! And that, and that... god, you're such a fucking freak! Why do I even try with you?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should totally prank Fanta, and buy time with her."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And get in some type of disguise or something."
Jeska or Jukon: oh? such as>
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
Jamie (Judas): [sub]Fucking Isaac... Buying clothes at the soup store... fuckin... gerrrr[/sub]
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Fanta: is asleep
Jeska or Jukon: -lies on the ground- not as comfortable as your bed
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's the floor."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of course it's not."
Jeska or Jukon: its on snow though
UF!Grillby: "Gaster. Listen to me. [sub]And get your hand off my ass.[/sub]"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Still the floor.@
Jeska or Jukon: damn
Asriel_Dreemurr: lies down.
Jeska or Jukon: mind being my pillow them?
UF!Grillby: Fellby's voice drops to a point where he can't be heard for a moment, before there's more loud thumping.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure why not."
Jeska or Jukon: -rests on him- hmmm, warm
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fur is a great insulator."
Jeska or Jukon: yep
Jeska or Jukon: is is why I wanted to go camping
Jeska or Jukon: this is*
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I'm warm?"
: ((Jukon: don't you know how to infer?))
Jamie (Judas): -Gets a call- Hello? ... Oh, hey Eve. ... Donuts? Alright. ... Ok. Love you too~ *Click*
: ((AD: No.))
Jeska or Jukon: than and becuase it'd be fun private time for us
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I don't think JudasxEve is canon))
Jeska or Jukon: roughing it in the woods, forging for food
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I checked the bible, i think it's Adam x Eve))
Erron: ((Eh, nothing is canon anymore))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds like a lot of work."
UF!Grillby: "You sick bastard, you're getting off on this, aren't you? Fuck you!" There's a pause. "Keep your hands to yourself, I didn't mean it literally!"
Jeska or Jukon: beat the shit out of a homeless person in the woods
Erron: ((Fuck, I just hit myself in the face with an earbud))
Jeska or Jukon: I'll do most of the work,
Gaster: ((at least it wasn't a brick
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't beat up homeless people."
Erron: ((Yeah, good point))
: (("Don't beat up homeless people." -AD, 2026))
Jeska or Jukon: yea yeag
Jeska or Jukon: yeah*
Jeska or Jukon: so sometthing you are interested in though?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Eh... I don't like to rough in the woods."
Erron: ((Giggity))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Unless I'm shooting trees as target practice."
: ((AD: I'm interested in raping homeless people.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's fun, but also illegal."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "In my timeline, anyways."
Erron: ((Frisky no))
: ((Frisky yes))
: ((Like I said before, I have the right to free speech.))
UF!Grillby: "Gaster - Gaster, NO. I'm done. I'm done! I'm done with you thinking it's alright to just sit there getting off all day while Muffet and I run the business!"
Gaster: ((And others have the right to think you're a douche. Free speech.
: ((Indeed!))
UF!Grillby: Grillby storms out of the room he was in, slamming the door behind him. "Get back to work."
Jeska or Jukon: oh
Jeska or Jukon: what do you want to do then
Gaster: ((Free speech only protects you from the government.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
: ((I know you fuck
Steel: ((Free speech protects you from going to jail. It doesn't protect you from getting fucking shot in an alley because you sent 13 different racist slang terms in the direction of a black mob boss))
: ((I can dodge those bullets.))
: ((I have dead rat grenades and shades.))
: ((And a stick.))
: ((Basically, I would fuck up a black mob boss.))
: ((Free speech.))
Erron: ((When did we get to this?))
Gaster: ((I don't know.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And then you'll realize that dead rat grenades don't exist and then ur rip))
: ((When I messed around a bit by saying that I have free speech.))
: ((I'm American too, so it automatically means I'm a badass.))
Steel: Steel is still dragging robot bodies through the bar, theres fucking hundreds out there.
Jeska or Jukon: .....
Jeska or Jukon: -sigh-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...what's up?"
Steel: Noticably, these ones seem to have giant metal dents in them, Steel's been using them as basically punching bags so that he doesn't punch someone in the bar.
Jeska or Jukon: nothing
Steel: Aluminum got hurt. Steel has no fucking chill.
: ((Jukon: well, there was a guy who got shot by a black mob boss in my timeline.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You sure?"
Jeska or Jukon: ...yeah
: ((Jukon: he killed the mob boss though by shoving a stick down his facehole, though))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Seriously, what's wrong..."
Gaster: walks into the bar. He's wearing a pair of goggles that magnify his vision - he's basically using them as his glasses.
: ((so gaster is basically maz right now
Jamie (Judas): -subtly waves at Gaster-
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Jeska or Jukon: ....lets just go back to the bar or something
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Do you want to have sex?"
Gaster: waves back.
Steel: Steel looks at Gaster, and his face seems to get cold for a bit, like he has to actively remind himself that Gaster is not responsible in anyway for MTT's fuckup.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is that's what's wrong?"
Jamie (Judas): -Gets a call- Hello? ... I don't own a fridge. ... Nob off, Cain. *Click*
Jeska or Jukon: mean I do, but thats not what I'm talking about
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Am I doing something?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: Li don't want to upset you in any way..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I*
Jeska or Jukon: no you're not
Jeska or Jukon: thats whats wrong
Jeska or Jukon: ((brb
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean... I'm fine with doing that stuff, y'know. You don't have to cater to my every want."
Jeska or Jukon: ((nm
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Jeska or Jukon: its not a matter of you doing it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jukon: its the fact you don't want to do anything
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry..."
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Jeska or Jukon: I can't seem to find somethingg to make you happy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I am happy."
Gaster: ((Fanta finds a giant replica of the USSR flag in the sexy bakery
Gaster: ((fanta: now here's a huge red flag
: ((Fellby: i blame scumster for that))
Jeska or Jukon: doesn't lying on the couch or bed get boring though
Gaster: ((scumster: that's my fetish
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kinda... But I'm happy, even if what we're doing isn't something that j specifically want."
: ((Fellby: scumster you fuck get over here you son of a bitch))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I like to swim, you know. It's a hassle of its in the sea, but I'll deal with it."
: ((Fellby: what did you do this time
: ((Fellby: i know you did something
Erron: ((USSR Flags are Scumsters #1 Fetish confirmed?))
: ((Fellby: rebel scum))
Gaster: ((no he'd be commie scum
Jeska or Jukon: what else do you like to do
Jeska or Jukon: I want to do something special soon
: ((Fellby: commie bastard))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "like what?"
Jeska or Jukon: I don't
Jeska or Jukon: know
Jeska or Jukon: that is what I am asking
Jeska or Jukon: I can't figure out what you want to do
: ((AD: let's go to hyper and fuck him))
: ((Jukon: no))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "tell me things you like."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And we can go from there."
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Jeska or Jukon: ((I think you meant say, Jukon: HELL YES)
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: ((i did
: ((AD: please?))
: ((Jukon: nah i'm just messin with ya))
: ((Jukon: HELL YES))
Jeska or Jukon: thats not how it.......-grunts-
: ((AD: oh bby))
Jeska or Jukon: ((brb now, like 5 minues
: ((ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm just saying shoot ideas and we can compare."
Gaster: ((oh it's the queen of england's birthday today
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Gaster: ((she got three dead celebrities for her birthday
: ((yay
: ((i hope she doesn't get ASSASSinated today))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That was a very quiet five minutes))
: ((it was
Steel: ((The Queen's birthday directly fucking follows Hitlers birthday))
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: ((The Queen is Hitler's ancestor))
Gaster: ((Hey, she didn't choose when to be born
Gaster: ((...or did she?
Erron: ((2spoopy))
Jeska or Jukon: (back
: ((Erron: I don't smoke weed))
: ((Erron: I deep fry it))
Jeska or Jukon: ((and hes gone
: ((yeah
: ((fucking rip
Erron: ((This is cannon now, Frisky))
: ((omf
DamnDude: (( rip ))
DamnDude: fell the fuck asleep.
Erron: ((HC: Erron Deep Fries and eats weed to get high))
: ((Jukon: -gets up- whatever))
: ((Jukon: time to fuck hyper))
: ((AD: bby plea-- -falls asleep-))
Jeska or Jukon: ((wouldnt be surprised if that happened
Steel: ((I'm participating in pokemon gang warfare))
: ((Yeah.))
Steel: ((As an Aqua Gang member versus the entire fucking magma gang))
DamnDude: (( So the best gang war ))
: ((Laharl, don't be a fucking fuck fuck of fuck and fuck and fucking hashuck in a gang fuck))
Steel: ((Yes. Heres the thing. I'm aqua gang right?))
Steel: ((I don't own a single fucking water type, and half my team is weak to fire))
Steel: ((I should've fucking chose Magma))
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky [King Hyper].
DamnDude: (( No, you're just a random fuck who happens to wear aqua clothes. ))
King Hyper: * i'm not gonna do anything right now
Erron: ((Erron: ...I'm so fucking high right now...))
Steel: (('Magma Kingpin Maxwell sends out Vulpix!'))
Steel: ((Oh a vulpix thats not that ba-LEVEL FUCKING 41))
King Hyper: ((Erron: *stuffs more deep fried weed into his mouth*))
King Hyper: ((Erron: *has bloodshot eyes*
Steel: ((WITH DROUGHT.))
Erron: ((You've made this cannon, Frisky... how do you feel?))
King Hyper: ((a mix of horror and amazingness
Erron: ((oh))
King Hyper: ((aka i feel good
King Hyper: ((about it
Erron: ((ye
DamnDude: (( Well, thank god it was the world's strangest druggy die yesterday. ))
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DamnDude: (( death* ))
Steel: ((this vulpix is RIPPING ME TO FUCKING SHREDS))
DamnDude: (( ...Wait, that's not correct english either ))
DamnDude: (( fuck ))
Gaster: ((the robot got stoned after eating him
Erron: ((Robot: Ooooooh shit, boys)))
DamnDude: (( ..Are you saying the giant robot got high, or that people came around to throw rocks at the robot? ))
Jeska or Jukon: (there are
Gaster: ((either that or it got a contact high by being around him and got the muchies
King Hyper: ((MY HIGHEST LEVEL IS 100))
Gaster: ((*munchies
Erron: (("Pot Goats"... now on sale))
Jeska or Jukon: I have been giving ideas Azzy
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Jeska or Jukon: ((FUUUU
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Fanta: ((Ayy
King Hyper: ((ayyy
Gaster: ((ayyy
King Hyper: ((also FUUUU))
DamnDude: (( oi ))
King Hyper: ((I have a shiny level 100 Arceus))
DamnDude: (( >Would you like to reset now? ))
King Hyper: ((come at me Laharl))
Steel: ((Also Hyper, you're a fucking hacking piece of unauthorized shit))
DamnDude: (( Laharl, be a spy ))
Steel: ((Shiny Arceus has never been released you Action Replaying fuck))
DamnDude: (( Avoid all fights ))
King Hyper: ((lolno
King Hyper: ((I was given it
King Hyper: ((by a friend
King Hyper: ((who hacks
Steel: ((Yeah guess what))
King Hyper: ((mm?))
Steel: ((Hacking by association))
Steel: ((It's not even your own hacked mon. You fucknugget))
King Hyper: ((I know.))
Fanta: ((Laharl ur bad at pocket monsters unbirthing
King Hyper: ((My friend thought I was cool enough so she hacked for me))
Fanta: is still hanging around the sex bar i guess, slow day. Her smol clone is asleep
Erron: ((The sequel will be Pocket Monsters: Rebirth))
King Hyper: ((I'm really good at Pokèmon.))
Fanta: ((Shoulda picked mudkip
King Hyper: ((That's because I don't pick shitty starters like Laharl.))
Fanta: ((Lol you picked snivy
Erron: ((Are you implying Snivy is shitty?))
Fanta: ((Yes
King Hyper: ((Yes.))
Erron: ((COME AT ME!))
King Hyper: ((Okay.))
Fanta: ((Sorry
King Hyper: ((*pulls out automatic rifle*))
Fanta: ((I couldnt hear you
Erron: ((Snivy is cutest pokemon))
King Hyper: ((*shoots erron*))
Erron: ((aww, i died again))
Fanta: ((From that far down on the tier list
Erron: ((YES HE IS, YOU FUCK))
King Hyper: ((MEW IS))
Fanta: ((Shaymin is the cutest grass type
King Hyper: ((^
Erron: ((LOOK AT THIS FACE: ))
Fanta: ((Its a dong with eyes
Erron: ((No, Dunsparce is a dong with eyes))
King Hyper: ((
Fanta: ((Mew is cute but you gotta admit
DamnDude: (( Is a dong with eyes not the cutest pokemon. ))
Fanta: ((That original design
Fanta: ((Ech
King Hyper: ((ikr slarv
King Hyper: ((gen 1 mew was shit
Fanta: ((Fetusmon
King Hyper: ((newer mew is cute
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Fanta: ((I should give azzy a pokemon because why not
Gaster: ((hey there flame
Fanta: ((More cutes
Jeska or Jukon: fuck it -picks up the sleeping AD and returns to the bar-
King Hyper: ((i would fuck gardevoir, keep a mew, and other stuff))
Barchar: (hey chime)
Jeska or Jukon: -throws is sleeping ass on the couch-
Fanta: is still asleep on the couch
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Barchar: (Fuck gardevoir, skitty as pet, growlithe as adorable guard dog)
King Hyper: ((Mew would be my friend))
Gaster: ((gengar is best pokemon
King Hyper: ((gengar is amazing too
Barchar: (the problem with mew as a pet is that mews are fucking trolls)
King Hyper: ((i like gengar
Jeska or Jukon: -gets suited up-
: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Yazan [FullArmorJeska].
King Hyper: ((I'm a troll as well
Erron: ((Fuck Gardie, Snivy as a best friend))
DamnDude: (( Finally, a person with the best opinions speaks up. ))
Steel: ((I'm sorry. Yanmega is clearly the best mon))
King Hyper: ((Me and Mew would be troll buddies
FullArmorJeska: -leaves the bar and goes to hyper's time line-
King Hyper: "Oh, howdy!"
FullArmorJeska: Hey
King Hyper: * The walls of the throne room are now fucking solid fucking gold.
FullArmorJeska: whats up
King Hyper: "Nothing much."
FullArmorJeska: shit, nice room
King Hyper: * He snickers. "I know, right?"
King Hyper: "I'm gold trash."
FullArmorJeska: how are you doin?
King Hyper: * He shrugs.
King Hyper: "Same as always."
King Hyper: "Fine."
FullArmorJeska: any new p;ans?
King Hyper: "I'm planning on fixing a bit of New Home."
King Hyper: "..I never really liked that place anyways."
King Hyper: "It was too gray."
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King Hyper: "Every time I visited small towns like Snowdin or something, I always liked the vibrant colors."
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FullArmorJeska: yeah, sounds cool
FullArmorJeska: -flops on the couch-
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King Hyper: * He sits down on the couch.
Gaster: fiddles with his goggles.
King Hyper: * Next to Jukon.
King Hyper: ((For a second I thought you put
Gaster: ((nah that's scumter /s
King Hyper: ((10/10
FullArmorJeska: AD's sleeping again
Lua: -Is slowly starting a goggles revolution in the bar, apparently-
FullArmorJeska: big surprise
King Hyper: "Ah."
King Hyper: "That's to be expected."
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King Hyper: "I hope he doesn't sleep at the worst times at times."
FullArmorJeska: no, not yeat
FullArmorJeska: yet*
Fanta: meanwhile at the sex bar?
FullArmorJeska: well, kinda
King Hyper: ((Slarvath: clipboards *accidentally posts a picture of asriel porn*))
King Hyper: ((Slarvath: SHIT
FullArmorJeska: seems like I can't finish a conversation with him
King Hyper: "Huh."
King Hyper: "Conversations are important."
King Hyper: "It's good to finish them."
DamnDude: (( So does that mean CLIPBOARDS now? ))
FullArmorJeska: and I can't find a way to make him do something he wants to do
UF!Grillby: is [i]not[/i] a happy camper.
Gaster: ((my clipboard's empty
FullArmorJeska: apart from sleeping
King Hyper: "That isn't fun."
DamnDude: (( ...Apparently now, my clipboard's empty ))
Fanta: ((Now now
Fanta: ((Once I post the porn pics
DamnDude: (( not* ))
Fanta: ((I always copy something else
Steel: (( My clipboard has Rule 2 ))
Fanta: ((Look, I see exactly what you're doing. By "banning" bayonetta and then shortly after unbanning her you are trying to rid all other regions the option of having her banned if they ever want to compete internationally. Step one, you draw massive amounts of attention to yourself and away from Mexico with the bayonetta ban. Step two, you unban her and leave our friend Mexico no choice but to undo the ban or else get left behind by the massive amount of Bayo mains you just recruited with your "banning" stunt. It's dirty, shameful, and frankly very clever. But it won't work because a few intelligent people will recognize my post and slowly divert the fanbase from your trickery. TL;DR this series of posts is made to make the smash community believe Bayonetta is broken OP, invest all their time in developing her meta before anyone else's, and thus creating another SSBB where no main other than the OP one can get into top 10 because they don't have the time or tools to develop their meta to her standards.
Steel: ((So no.))
Fanta: ((Wow..
DamnDude: (( So what you ))
King Hyper: ((this is my clipboard
King Hyper: (( YOU SEE THIS BURNING, BLOODY UNIVERSE? YOU SEE THIS ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER? Varik, I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. your bodies will be ripped in half i will shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap you'll sing fucking beethoven tl;dr eat shit, faggots
Erron: ((My clip board: ))
DamnDude: (( So what you're saying is that everyone needs to main Little Mac. ))
Steel: ((INCORRECT))
Steel: ((tl;dr eat shit and die, faggot.))
King Hyper: ((it's a copypasta you shit
Fanta: ((Mac has
King Hyper: ((it's not supposed to be accurate
Fanta: ((P O T E N T I A L
FullArmorJeska: (I got nothing for copy and paste
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King Hyper: * He scoots a little closer to Jukon.
FullArmorJeska: i'm starting to get frustrated really
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King Hyper: "Yeah.."
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King Hyper: "I can see why."
King Hyper: "In a relationship, you need to do fun things to satisfy boredom."
Asriel: Asriel woke up I guess, and got dressed.
FullArmorJeska: -didn't notice0
Fanta: ((Well fuck
Fanta: ((ADA is back to the shark shit
King Hyper: "You can't just have sex and lie down all day."
FullArmorJeska: yea, thats what I'm trying to do
King Hyper: * He nods.
King Hyper: "Exactly."
FullArmorJeska: the fun things
King Hyper: "Fun things are needed to keep the relationship going."
Fanta: that was a while ago idk
FullArmorJeska: and he just wants to say its too much work
King Hyper: ""
Fanta: walks back into the main room, putting on some clothes
King Hyper: "You need to get him to stop being lazy."
King Hyper: "Or else the relationship falls apart."
UF!Grillby: Fallby seems to be sulking.
MB!SwapMuffet: has been waiting. "How was your first night on the job, deary?"
FullArmorJeska: yeah
FullArmorJeska: but I don't know how
King Hyper: "Boredom leads to conversations, conversations leads to fights, fights lead to breakups."
King Hyper: "Maybe you can get him to do the little things at first."
King Hyper: "Then once he starts doing those things, he will do bigger things."
Fanta: It was great, he was a lot of fun
MB!SwapMuffet: has not yet noticed firemate's sulking, but will soon I guess
Fanta: I think he's coming back
FullArmorJeska: like what?
MB!SwapMuffet: "That's wonderful, deary! Keep that up, and you might be a prized employee."
Fanta: ((I was tired and forgot to ask
UF!Grillby: Fellby simply nods in acknowledgement.
Fanta: ((How was my erp
King Hyper: "Say, maybe you could subtly say 'Dear, could you please get that thing over there?' or 'I want a drink, buy one for me please?'. Anything small like that, and he will likely do it."
MB!SwapMuffet: they probably have some special term for that but hell if I know/can think of one
Gaster: ((Pretty good.
Fanta: ((Kewl
Barchar: looks at firemate. "Let's see, shall we-" she falters. "Grillby?"
Barchar: (i thought I had mbm as my character not barchar)
Barchar: (shiet)
Gaster: ((Was that supposed to be Muffet?
Gaster: ((ah
FullArmorJeska: hey can you make me a bottle of whiskey?
Fanta: So, what now?
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet].
King Hyper: "Yeah, sure."
MB!Gaster: Guess who's wandering around the floor. It's this asshole.
King Hyper: * One appears in his hand. It's half full.
King Hyper: * He hands it to Jukon.
King Hyper: * And yawns.
FullArmorJeska: -takes it- thanks
FullArmorJeska: looks like it works
King Hyper: "Holy shit, that's tiring. Anyways, you're welcome."
UF!Grillby: ... Stay close, Fanta, unless you want to be traumatized.
: Erron's connection timed out.
Fanta: Um... traumatized?
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
UF!Grillby: "He's into the really fucked up shit. Gaster, I mean."
: Master Baker Muffet's connection timed out.
FullArmorJeska: -drinks it- half full huh?
Fanta: Well... alright then
King Hyper: "I drank a little bit."
King Hyper: "I was testing things out."
FullArmorJeska: thats fine, trying not to drink as much
Fanta: stays close to Muffet and Grillby
UF!Grillby: Fellby glares at Scumster walks past. Scumster glares back.
FullArmorJeska: tell me though
King Hyper: "Mm?"
FullArmorJeska: why are you being so helpful
Fanta: Like what...
King Hyper: "Well, uh.." He looks down at the flowers.
King Hyper: "I feel really bad for what I've done, how I've acted, stuff like that."
Steel: Steel is still lugging robot bodies across the bar.
UF!Grillby: "Have you heard of a website known as Deviantart?"
King Hyper: "I just want to try to be a good person."
King Hyper: ((Fellby: you got lots of porn there
FullArmorJeska: but shouldn't you also be happy?
Fanta: Yeah?
King Hyper: "I'm a little happy, knowing that I'm kinda fixing what I've done."
UF!Grillby: "There's a reason [i]deviant[/i] is in the title."
King Hyper: "Also, with you visiting me, that makes me happy."
FullArmorJeska: good
Fanta: Ooohhh... like weird fetish shit, alright
FullArmorJeska: you can visit me anytime
FullArmorJeska: err...well I don't have my own place
UF!Grillby: He nods, slowly, as Scumster approaches a Mettaton.
King Hyper: * He looks up at Jukon, and nods. "I know."
King Hyper: "I'd prefer to stay here, and when I'm ready, I'll go back to the bar."
UF!Grillby: "Of course, that's not the only reason I'm pissed at him right now. But that's a bit personal."
Fanta: Alright...
Fanta: So, I don't mean to sound rude, but what are my hours?
King Hyper: ((Scumster: *walks up behind the mettaton* *makes a humping motion*))
FullArmorJeska: It doesn't have to be the bar though
King Hyper: ((Fellby: COMMIE BITCH NI
King Hyper: "True."
UF!Grillby: "Hours? We don't really have hours. Just make sure you're doing your job at least once a day."
King Hyper: "I had no problem with going to TK-420 or whatever that place was."
FullArmorJeska: -lies her head on his lap-
MB!Gaster: He's putting his hands all over that poor Mettaton.
FullArmorJeska: TK-421, yeah we can find a place, some of my old safehouses are likely still there
Fanta: Ah, alright
King Hyper: ((today is 4/21
King Hyper: ((TK-421
UF!Grillby: He nods again, crossing his arms.
Fanta: sits on a barstool, looking around
King Hyper: "Right."
FullArmorJeska: ((actualyl its 4/22 for me
King Hyper: ((oh cool
King Hyper: ((for me it's 4/21 like i've said
FullArmorJeska: -she seems to go expressionless-
MB!Gaster: Aaaand, off he goes, with the Mettaton in tow.
King Hyper: "Jukon?"
FullArmorJeska: hmm?
King Hyper: "You looked as if you were thinking."
King Hyper: "Not to be rude, of course."
FullArmorJeska: not quite
King Hyper: "Oh?"
Erron: ((Back))
FullArmorJeska: I'm going to stay here for now arlight
FullArmorJeska: going to take a nap
King Hyper: "That's fine. I'll watch over you."
King Hyper: ((Hyper: i'll fuck you while you're sleeping))
FullArmorJeska: expecting something to attack us here?
Fanta: goes off to try dancing
King Hyper: ((Jukon: i have no problems with that
King Hyper: "No."
FullArmorJeska: (Jukon: can't we just do it now instead?
Steel: Hey guess what STEEL IS DOING.
FullArmorJeska: ((g2g though
King Hyper: ((bye
Jamie (Judas): -Looks at Steel- Looks like ya got your work cut out for ya, mate.
FullArmorJeska: -doses off-
UF!Grillby: Grillby casts his eyes around the area. A few patrons gather around Fanta.
: Yazan [FullArmorJeska] disconnected.
: Frisky [King Hyper] is now [Frisky] [Airplane].
DamnDude: (( Oh hey, thunder storm ))
Fanta: works it
Airplane: * An airplane somehow flies in the sky, dropping fifty more robot dead bodies outside.
DamnDude: (( That's what I wanted today ))
UF!Grillby: A patron puts a bit of gold on the stage.
Airplane: ((Patron: I'll give you 1000 gold if you fuck me
Fanta: gives them a bit of special attention from the stage
UF!Grillby: The patron grins, purring a little.
Steel: Steel looks at Jamie, nods, and keeps fucking dragging them.
Steel: Steel currently has -20 chill. Watch out.
Jamie (Judas): -Never has any chill...-
Fanta: finishes dancing, letting someone else on the stage
Airplane: ((Scumster: -walks up on the stage-
Airplane: ((Scumster: -faces the crowd-))