Fanta: ((UF FANTA
King Hyper: ((well now i know i'm a tired fuck))
MettatonSEX: sighs, holding Gaster close.
MB!SwapMuffet: "An amalgamate you say?" muffet said, raising an eyebrow. She shot grillby a look.
Fanta: is already yandere enough
Fanta: nods, doing some shit with her hand to show
Fanta: ((Boy I sure am glad azzy is sleep
UF!Grillby: Grillby shoots a look back. "Ah, that's interesting. Perhaps I could get you something without alcohol."
Fanta: If you want
MB!SwapMuffet: "Yes, I think that's a wonderful idea, deary. I think I should get to know ms. Fanta, here." she gives grillby a curt nod.
King Hyper: ((Boy I sure am glad Azzy isn't an alcoholic))
UF!Grillby: Right.
MettatonSEX: mostly just watches, ready to slap some sense into them if they try anything
UF!Grillby: He orders a fanta for Fanta.
Fanta: is cautious
Fanta: Huh, I've never tried it... Why haven't I tried this?
Fanta: sips
King Hyper: ((I can imagine Fanta slowlyyyy taking a sip))
King Hyper: ((veeerry cautiously))
UF!Grillby: Delicious, isn't it?
Fanta: Not bad
Barchar: (Fanta: does this count as cannibalism? )
MettatonSEX: ...
Fanta: Thanks
MB!SwapMuffet: "I'm glad you like it, deary. I'd hate to turn you away from us, especially so soon."
King Hyper: ((for my own sanity i'm going to bed))
King Hyper: ((gn))
Fanta: ((gn
Barchar: (i like how we're all freaking ourple)
UF!Grillby: "Indeed. I think you've got a spark in you."
Fanta: ((I was purple before it was cool
King Hyper: ((PURPLE IS MASTER RACE))
Hipster Asriel: (( hhhhhhhh ))
Gaster: ((ufgrillbz: or you will soon if you know what i mean
King Hyper: ((I was purple before Slarv was purple))
MettatonSEX: ((gn frisky dicksy
King Hyper: ((Frisk used to be 660066 all the time))
King Hyper: ((also thaaaaaaanks mv))
MettatonSEX: whirrs softly because he's holding Gaster.
MB!SwapMuffet: "So, deary, what do you do for a living?"
Gaster: ((gn frisky
King Hyper: ((bye bye!))
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet [MB!SwapMuffet].
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Fanta: I was a royal guard member for a few days... that ended badly. Now I guess I'm unemployed
UF!Grillby: Grillby glances over at Gaston for a moment, before looking back at Fanta.
UF!Grillby: He shoots a look at Muffet. This could be easier than they though.
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Gaster: ((*thought
MB!SwapMuffet: "Well, dear, how would you like a job at our bakery? We have open spots, and we'd be happy to have you." 'as would the patrons.' she thought to herself.
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhEHmg50yY8
Fanta: shrugs, "Why not, I need something to do."
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MettatonSEX: ((saving fanta part two
UF!Grillby: Perhaps you could invite your friends to come visit as well.
MB!SwapMuffet: (she'll just work in the regular bakery at first)
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MB!SwapMuffet: (at first.)
Gaster: (yup)
Fanta: quietly drips a bit of a finger onto the floor
MB!SwapMuffet: "Now, now, grillby, let's not get overzealous. Feel no pressure, Fanta, dear."
Fanta: nobody saw that
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Fanta: Why are you asking me, anyway?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Ahuhuhuhu~ we just think you'll be a good employee, deary. Call it intuition."
UF!Grillby: Grillby shrugs. "We could use a few new faces to freshen the place up."
MB!SwapMuffet: "And we always have room for new employees." muffet agreed, nodding
MB!SwapMuffet: (i feel so sleazy and I kinda like it)
MettatonSEX: rests his chin atop Gaster's head, paying attention to the purple duo but more focused on hugging his love.
Gaster: ((i was gonna have grillby try to seduce her on top of this but i was like "no, that's too much"
MB!SwapMuffet: (yeah it kinda is)
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Fanta: is suspicious but looking for a way to get away from the bar and its resident fuccboi
Gaster: ((it gave me an icky vibe and i decided not to do it
Barchar: isn't a boy bruh
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Fanta: ur still a fucc
MB!SwapMuffet: (put simply, they do need to still seem on the up and up. And that's kind of a red flag when the person who's supposed to be your new boss starts flirting with you, methinks)
Fanta: is gotesexual tho
: mythisoleucine [Hipster Asriel] is now "Can you stop?" [Hipster Asriel].
MB!SwapMuffet: stands up, moving her arms sinuously to grab fanta's hand. "Come along, deary, we'll lead you."
Fanta: takes her hand, "alrighty.."
MettatonSEX: Don't hurt her. Last time someone tried that the timeline died.
Erron: ...
UF!Grillby: pauses. "We won't. Trust us."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Don't worry your pretty little head, mettaton, we have no intentions of hurting ms. Fanta here."
MettatonSEX: Good.
Fanta: seems to indicate it's ok, gesturing to the spot on the floor
UF!Grillby: He takes note of this, and makes a mental note to ease Fanta into the workforce.
: "Can you stop?" [Hipster Asriel] is now "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" [Hipster Asriel].
Gaster: nods.
MettatonSEX: nods.
MB!SwapMuffet: leads Fanta to the cafe. She gives grillby a bit of a smug smirk, using one of her arm story push her glasses up. That was easy.
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Fanta: goes with her, the smol blob on the floor moves over to the couch
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
UF!Grillby: grins. "Shall we fetch Gaster?"
: "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" [Hipster Asriel] is now "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" [].
: ( I'm gonna go now, see you guys some other time )
Gaster: ((okay
MettatonSEX: ((ok, cya meth
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DamnDude: (( So I took a quick look here while I was playing smash flash, is this related to that doc posted here? ))
Fanta: ((Ye
Gaster: ((yes, this is sexy bakery
Fanta: ((We gon get sum fuk
Glamor: [font=glamor].....Daaaaaaaaaaaads? There's a blob on the couch.[/font]
MB!SwapMuffet: "That's a wonderful idea. I'll introduce Ms. Fanta to something simple, while we wait."
Gaster: ((the plot's not fully kicked off yet, and there's not gonna be boden stuff in this chat
DamnDude: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4 ))
Gaster: ((like the most boden it will get is implications and strippers
MB!SwapMuffet: (at least not actual banging(
Fanta: ((I am anxious to finally get some bodens on
Fanta: ((I haven't done it since charat rip
MettatonSEX: That's part of Fanta. She can detach bits of herself and communicate.
MB!SwapMuffet: (but that bodometer is gonna get the shit kicked out of it(
Corsiva: She pokes at the little blob. "Weird..."
DamnDude: (( The only bodens I've really done are really joke ones at this point. ))
DamnDude: (( ...x??? fer lif. ))
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MettatonSEX: ((we gotta do bodens once gaster can see metta again bc metta and gaster are probably going to be reeeeeally in need of satisfaction after that
UF!Grillby: He heads into the "back room" - in reality, it's a staircase leading to the true establishment.
MB!SwapMuffet: (this might get me to actually be in the Boden room tbh. I'm not I to descriptions of sex, buut)
Gaster: ((Alrighty
MB!SwapMuffet: (not sex stuff is probably alright. *shrug* )
Fanta: ((Well i for one like erp
Gaster: ((Also, don't feel pressured to do bodens, and I do not want you in there if you're under 18 irl
MB!SwapMuffet: (then nvm lol)
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MettatonSEX: ((yeah
DamnDude: (( Times like these are when I have a fake id ready... sadly that wouldn't really work in a computer sense. ))
Erron: *sigh*
DamnDude: doesn't actually have a fake id, or an id in general.
MB!SwapMuffet: (i mean I could just lie but I don't wanna do it that much and y'all know my age anyways)
DamnDude: well maybe some form of id, but not directly on him.
Glamor: [font=glamor]....[/font]
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UF!Grillby: Eventually, he makes it to Gaster's suite, where the skeleton is nuzzled between an Asgore and a Haventale Grillby. "Sir, we've got a new employee."
MB!SwapMuffet: just shows Fanta how to operate the register, right now. Something simple. Inconspicuous.
Fanta: is with Muffet I assume?
Fanta: does this
Gaster: ((brb gotta make a replacement for scumster
Fanta: makes a mini fanta on the couch
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DamnDude: (( "Fanta, you're fired for shitting on the couch" ))
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Fanta: Smol: "Howdy, I'm at the bakery"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Whoa, that's so cool![/font]
Gaster: Oh, and how is it so far?
MettatonSEX: Aw, cute. And thank you for letting us know.
Fanta: Smol: "Nothing out of the ordinary so far..."
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MettatonSEX: Good.
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Fanta: Smol: "I'll keep you guys updated"
MB!Gaster: He slowly rises, shrugging on his coat. "Excellent job, Grillbz. I suppose I should greet them." Grillby nods, and the two head back to the bakery.
MettatonSEX: Alright, thank you.
Fanta: Smol: "A real job would be nice... one that doesn't end with me getting petrified"
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-pokes the smol Fanta blob-[/font]
Fanta: Smol fakes dying
MB!SwapMuffet: you're certainly not getting petrified, unless somebody's into that
MB!SwapMuffet: meant to /me
Fanta: is going to be turning some people to stone
Glamor: [font=glamor]-yelps, pulling his hand back-[/font]
Gaster: ((lenny
Fanta: Smol reforms, smiling
MettatonSEX: Darling, it's alright. You didn't hurt her.
MettatonSEX: (ok medusa
MB!Gaster: He wanders into the bakery, rubbing his hands together. "Ah, who do we have here?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh.........[/font]
Fanta: Smol: "I'm fine"
Fanta: Hello there, I assume you're my boss?
MB!SwapMuffet: "Good evening, Gaster. This is Fanta, our newest recruit."
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Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay...[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((hi b
B: ((hey))
MB!Gaster: "One fo them, yes. While you're working here, you'll be following me, Grillby, and Muffet's orders."
Fanta: nods, "Alrighty"
B: [font=palatino]-limps in, his entire left side looking chewed up and spit out onto him-[/font]
Fanta: ((Yo isn't alldayalphys like 15?
Glamor: [font=glamor]-immediately turns invisible-[/font]
Corsiva: looks up and freezes a little.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Excuse me, deary, I must have a chat with Gaster, here." muffet clapped gaster on the back, bringing him away from Fanta. "You show her the ropes, Grillbz."
Gaster: ((Idk, I think so?
B: [font=palatino]how long has it been?[/font]
MettatonSEX: B?! You're alive?
Gaster: How long... B?
MB!SwapMuffet: (the master bakers' first meeting with shoe will be interesting)
MettatonSEX: You died weeks ago!
Fanta: ((He's got foreboden on dreemurr
Gaster: ((Uh
Fanta: ((Lol yeah
Gaster: ((hm
MettatonSEX: ((uh
B: [font=palatino]-blinks-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]Only in theory.[/font]
B: [font=palatino]Wait, died?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Yes.
B: [font=palatino]Where the hell did you get that idea?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Your dust was on the couch.
B: [font=palatino]No shit it was.[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-is trailing dust as we speak-[/font]
UF!Grillby: He nods, then starts to show Fanta how the ovens work. Gaster looks down at Muffet. "She shows promise."
Gaster: ... I bet you look like hell.
MettatonSEX: He does.
B: [font=palatino]I'm leaving behind a river of that shit as we speak.[/font]
MettatonSEX: We thought you were dead.
Fanta: bends over to look at the ovens
Fanta: Smol looks at B, "B?"
B: [font=palatino]So, a couple of weeks, huh? Damn.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-reappears beneath the couch. Oops he's hiding again.-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]I was hoping for at least a year.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
MB!SwapMuffet: "I agree. She also shows suspicion. We need to ease her in, deary."
B: [font=palatino]-sighs-[/font]
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Fanta: Smol: "What the hell happened to you?"
B: [font=palatino]Oh, you wouldn't know, would you?[/font]
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Erron: -Whistles "Pumped Up Kicks"-
MB!Gaster: chuckles. "Give her a few days. We won't give her the collar yet."
MB!SwapMuffet: "If we can reel her in right, she'll be invaluable. You and I both know how useful a stable amalgamate can be. But if she catches on, we could have very large problems on her hands."
MettatonSEX: No.
Hipster Asriel: He quietly sings the lyrics along with Erron.
B: [font=palatino]Well, I basically got cancer for amalgams, and went to a slow timeline to skip a couple of your years.[/font]
: (( me about five seconds ago: "it's been a while since i listened to muse" [listens to the 2nd law on spotify] "HOLY SHIIIIIT" ))
MB!SwapMuffet: "What I'm saying, deary, is to be careful. Think before you speak. Double entendre are all well and good, but occasionally she'll realize the entendre intended."
Fanta: Smol: "...cancer? What the fuck?"
UF!Grillby: watches Fanta work with the oven. "See, the racks can get stuck, and requires a couple tugs."
B: [font=palatino]It's been -thinks- ten minutes or so for me.[/font]
Fanta: nods
MettatonSEX: Oh.
B: [font=palatino]That's what I said.[/font]
Alphys: (i'm gonna head to bed, gn everyone)
: (( gn ))
MB!Gaster: "Oh, of course."
Gaster: ((gn
MettatonSEX: ((gn darling!
Fanta: ((Nite
Alphys: (ily darling!!)
B: [font=palatino]It isn't literally cancer.[/font]
B: [font=palatino]It's just the closest comparison.[/font]
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Fanta: Smol: "It's killing you?"
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
B: [font=palatino]-looks at himself-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]Yeah, I'd say so. And it's a bit too fucking slow for my tastes.[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-has a slight air of sarcasm-[/font]
Fanta: Smol: "Wow..."
Gaster: You didn't find a way to fix it?
Fanta: Smol: "How'd that happen?"
MettatonSEX: Then go to a fast timeline.
B: [font=palatino]Some DTM malfunction or something. I forgot the specifics[/font]
B: ((I did actually explain it, it's just I don't feel like repeating the exposition))
Fanta: Smol: "Huh... well congratulations"
B: [font=palatino]Yeah, sure.[/font]
MB!SwapMuffet: nods. "I'm glad we're on the same page, deary." she smiles. "She'll look ravaging in the collar, I'm sure." she gave a muffet-y laugh, walking back up. "There, deary. You can stay with us as we prepare for the morning rush, or go home now. Your choice."
B: [font=palatino]You have express permission to dance on my grave.[/font]
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B: [font=palatino]-has ordered a close friend to set his grave with deadly traps-[/font]
MB!Gaster: "Get some rest if you need it. Sleep is important, you know."
Gaster: ... Speaking of which, do you know what you want your dust to be spread over?
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B: [font=palatino]Apparently the couch. And the floor. And the Anydoor. And anything I'll touch in the next 24 hours.[/font]
Gaster: Oh. Alright then.
Fanta: Smol: "Hey, weren't you the one bitching about immortality?"
Corsiva: slightly inches away from B.
B: [font=palatino]-is shedding dust like a dog on amphetamines-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]Whatever.[/font]
: (( "shredding dust like a dog like amphetamines" -B ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is hiding under the couch-[/font]
: (( dog on amphetamines* fuck i can't type today ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (you also said shredding instead of shedding)
: (( FUCK ))
: (( I need sleep ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (shredding dust would be hard)
: (( But no ))
B: ((nah you need to shred))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-lets out a whine-[/font]
: (( I'm not gonna be sleeping for at least a good 3 hours ))
MettatonSEX: ((its either skate ir die
Fanta: continues to learn how to bake
MettatonSEX: ((you skate
MettatonSEX: ((or you die
B: ((roses are red
: (( no, you stay up 3 hours later than you actually should and end up losing almost 9 hours total of sleep over the course of 3 days ))
B: ((violets are blue
MettatonSEX: ((poems are hard
B: ((Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
MettatonSEX: ((so am i
MB!SwapMuffet: this is her jurisdiction, so she helps Fanta through the process
DamnDude: (( Roses are red, This poem is to you, Oh shit I fucked up, Violets are blue. ))
B: ((Roses are red
B: ((My name is Dave
B: ((This poem makes no sense
: (( Roses are red ))
Erron: ((Roses are red, FUCK ME, HNNNNGH))
B: ((Microwave
: (( Violets are blue ))
: (( Damn Daniel ))
: (( Back at it again with the white Vans ))
B: ((Roses are red))
MettatonSEX: ((roses are red, that much is true, but violets are violet, not fucking blue
Fanta: never liked B anyway
DamnDude: (( *DamnDude has Silenced Chat User #5. ))
B: ((Violets are blue))
MettatonSEX: tried twice and failed
Fanta: Smol curls up on the couch, going back to misery
Hipster Asriel: He leans on Erron.
: (( Roses are red ))
B: ((Gay people always))
Fanta: ((See
: (( Violets are blue ))
Fanta: ((This is why
Erron: -Leans on HA-
B: ((eatta poopoo))
: (( Hey now, you're an all star ))
Fanta: ((I'm glad Daniel died in the timeskip
MettatonSEX: ((wow
: (( [insert all star lyrics] ))
B: ((It's a reference))
B: ((It's a meme you dip))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-phases up through the couch and lies down-[/font]
DamnDude: ((It's eatta DA poopoo))
MettatonSEX: ((i was saying wow to all star
Glamor: [font=glamor]-whines softly-[/font]
B: (( http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w ))
UF!Grillby: Grillby keeps an eye on Fanta, while Gaster waves to everyone else. "I think I'm going to head out. Goodnight everyone."
MB!SwapMuffet: eventually claps muffet on the shoulder. "Wonderful, deary. Now, it's best for you to run along. It's almost morning rush, and you need to get your rest. Come back at some point after 10 pm, and we can continue."
MB!SwapMuffet: Fanta not muffet
MB!SwapMuffet: she wouldn't clap herself on the shoulder that would be wejrd
B: (( roses are red
B: ((Crimes are heinous
Gaster: ((that would certainly set off alarm bells in fanta's mind lmao
B: ((I want to do it
B: ((in the butt
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Fanta: looks confused. "Um... it is after 10 pm..."
: (( Roses are red http://puu.sh/onHFk/86e579655f.png )
B: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
MB!SwapMuffet: "Tomorrow, deary." muffet said, dryly.
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Fanta: Alright, see you then
MB!SwapMuffet: (i dunno, seems a late but fairly reasonable closing time)
Fanta: heads out, back to the bar
B: [font=palatino]-slowly backs out the Anydoor-[/font]
UF!Grillby: "I'll see you later, Fanta. Hope you're ready to start work."
Gaster: ((of course it's open to clients after "closing time"
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: "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" [] is now Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I [].
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: (( [spoiler]Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold[/spoiler] ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (of course.)
MB!SwapMuffet: (but still)
MettatonSEX: ((roses are red, violets are red, everything's red, there's blood everywhere
Fanta: sits on the couch, on her clone
Fanta: reabsorbs
: (( Roses are red, violets are blue, s((JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNAAAAAAA
Gaster: So, how'd you like it there?
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is very weirded out by this-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((omg
Glamor: [font=glamor]...........Y-you sat on yourself..............[/font]
DamnDude: (( roses are red, roses are red, roses are red, roses are red. ))
: (( Roses are red, violets are blue, Metta shits his eyes.... ))
MB!SwapMuffet: (roses are red)
MB!SwapMuffet: (you ought stuff it)
MB!SwapMuffet: (we all want to bang)
MB!SwapMuffet: (little ms. Muffet)
MettatonSEX: ((roses are red, violets are blue, da ba dee da ba die
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8q76eqWRg
: (( ahuhuhuhuhuhu~ ))
Fanta: I reabsorbed my clone
MB!SwapMuffet: (that was what I was going for yeah)
: (( roses are red, violets are blue, so i'll come to your house and formally fuck you ))
Fanta: It was alright, a bakery
Fanta: Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, although I wonder why a bakery needs three bosses
Erron: -Kisses HA's cheek-
Gaster: Hm. That Grillby didn't sound like he ran a bakery...
Fanta: He was a bit... flirty
MettatonSEX: ((roses are red, i have a hard on, and it's because i'd bang mettaton(im sorry)
Fanta: That could be an issue...
Glamor: [font=glamor]He sounded like a jerk.[/font]
: (( Roses are red, everyone wants to fuck gardevoir ))
Fanta: ((Ba dum tss
MettatonSEX: ((roses are red, you're just a whore, because i know you would fuck gardevoir
Hipster Asriel: He blushes, and kisses Erron back.
: (( 10/10 ))
: (( Next valentines card I make ))
: (( Lyrics to All Star will be on it ))
Erron: Heh...
Gaster: Who was the third?
Fanta: A gaster
MettatonSEX: ((roses are red, violets are blue, HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE D.K. CREW
Fanta: He... didn't talk to me much
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Gaster: Hmm...
Fanta: There's definitely something going on, I'll keep a clone here when I'm over there
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I [] is now Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I [undyne.].
undyne.: An Undyne walks into the bar.
Gaster: We're going to have to keep an eye on this...
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
Fanta: I'm gonna... go to sleep
MettatonSEX: Hello, Undyne.
MettatonSEX: Goodnight.
undyne.: "hey"
Fanta: curls up on the couch and does
Glamor: [font=glamor]Night.[/font]
Fanta: ((gn
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undyne.: "recently i was just browsing and improving on my stamp collection"
MettatonSEX: Mmh?
undyne.: Her voice sounds...almost monotone. Maybe...boring.
MettatonSEX: You sound bored, darling.
MB!SwapMuffet: (i need to sleep too it's like fucking midnight over here lol)
MettatonSEX: ((ok gn
Gaster: ((goodnight
undyne.: "i was also making a timelapse involving paint drying"
undyne.: "i watched the whole 3-hour process"
MettatonSEX: ..........Uh.
MettatonSEX: g
Glamor: [font=glamor]...That's... um... pretty boring[/font]
Gaster: Are you alright?
undyne.: "then i walked over to the library and checked out a merriam webster dictionary and read each page, highlighting and marking for details in the text"
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MettatonSEX: ...
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undyne.: "then i worked towards my goals and turned in assignments on time"
undyne.: "i spend at least seven hours studying?
MettatonSEX: Well.
undyne.: the question mark was a quotation mark fuckkk
undyne.: "and i have no internet so i just play solitare for the rest of the night"
MettatonSEX: Uh...
Corsiva: "Don't you play anything else?"
undyne.: "then i sit down in my mostly beige-colored living room, turn on my tv and tune to the lifetime channel and watch some daytime tv while curled up in a blanket and eating cauliflowers"
MettatonSEX: .....
Glamor: [font=glamor]Nothing exciting?[/font]
Gaster: blinks a little. Yes, blinks.
Gaster: Say, Metta...
MettatonSEX: Mmh?
Gaster: I think my sight's coming back.
undyne.: "i mean, i have this, but it does not function very well at full capacity" She takes out an SNES. It's yellow as fuck.
MettatonSEX: Oh, how wonderful!
Gaster: I just see blurry lights.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh, nice...[/font]
MettatonSEX: Well it's a start.
undyne.: [url=http://www.vintagecomputing.com/wp-content/images/snes_plastic/snes_plastic_1_small.jpg]Yeah. Her SNES looks like this, but it's in horrible condition.[/url]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Does it work at all?[/font]
undyne.: "i don't think so"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh.[/font]
undyne.: "so i just go back to solving sudoku puzzles that i get in the sunday newspaper and reading the black-and-white funnies"
Glamor: [font=glamor].............Oh.[/font]
undyne.: (( So is this giving off the impression that this Undyne is just boring as fuck ))
MettatonSEX: ((yes
undyne.: "then i stand in line at the DMV for a few hours"
undyne.: "and i just look at the wall and inspect the details, like the coloring and the little neat bumps and cracks"
Glamor: [font=glamor]...........................Do you do anything fun?[/font]
Corsiva: Like, at all?
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undyne.: "well what i just listed is pretty fun in my opinion"
Glamor: [font=glamor]........Have you ever read an adventure book?[/font]
undyne.: "no, i like to read about---" She takes out a book about how to find details in books. The book has at least 900 pages in it. "this."
undyne.: "i've read it at least 5 times, it's a good book, i totally recommend it"
Glamor: [font=glamor]It's a book about a boring thing.[/font]
Gaster: Kids like books about adventure. It gives their imagination a boost.
undyne.: "i'm 24"
MettatonSEX: Even adults enjoy them.
MettatonSEX: I'm 79 what's your point.
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undyne.: "i like a good, long walk"
Glamor: [font=glamor]I can't walk, what's that like?[/font]
undyne.: "i like to stare directly at my microwave while i wait for the food to finish microwaving"
undyne.: "on average i put things in there for 5-10 minutes"
MettatonSEX: ............
Gaster: ((i found my voice claim for uf!grillby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg22sIVyXDw
MettatonSEX: Uh.
undyne.: She hasn't blinked once since she walked into the bar.
Gaster: How have you not burned your house down?
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undyne.: She's too busy fucking highlighting sentences on an article to notice Gaster's question.
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undyne.: Take note that her highlighting is extremely precise.
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undyne.: "watching forks and spoons while they're in the microwave is the most enticing, however"
Gaster: ... Uh.
Gaster: I kind of want to... go home...
undyne.: "i have no house"
Gaster: makes an expression that can best be described as this: D8
undyne.: "i also need to get some film developed"
undyne.: "my house was burned down, not entirely sure why. i was microwaving a tinfoil cat sculpture at the time"
Gaster: ... That tends to burn houses down.
undyne.: "oh"
undyne.: (( "oh" -undyne. ))
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undyne.: "i am also a prime contributor to my book club"
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undyne.: (( Gaster: ALRIGHT COME ON I'M TAKING YOU TO DISNEYLAND ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-he finally snaps.- HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING OTHER THAN BURN MICROWAVES AND BE BORING?![/font]
undyne.: "no"
Gaster: Alright, I'm going home then.
undyne.: (( Glamor: GO THE FUCK TO CHURCH ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]YOU'RE TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD AND YOU NEED TO HAVE FUN[/font]
undyne.: "..."
Glamor: [font=glamor]GO WATCH AN ANIME OR SOMETHING, JEEZ[/font]
undyne.: "i'm having the time of my life at my book club----anime?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]YES. THEY'RE CARTOONS FROM A HUMAN PLACE WITH COLORFUL HAIR AND FIGHTING AND EXCITEMENT.[/font]
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Glamor: [font=glamor]EXACTLY[/font]
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undyne.: "....."
undyne.: She takes out her phone. It's one of those fucking Jitterbug flipphones.
Gaster: ... You know what? Let's show this girl some good stuff.
Gaster: Like, I don't know, pokemon?
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yes.[/font]
undyne.: This Undyne just took out a fucking flipphone.
MettatonSEX: First four seasons are the best.
Gaster: nods in the direction of the large orange blob, AKA Grillby. The bartender puts on Pokemon.
MettatonSEX: turns her attention to the flatscreen that seems to lose relevance every now and again.
undyne.: "..." She looks at the flatscreen. Then, suddenly, she looks awestruck.
undyne.: "oh my word"
undyne.: "OH MY FUCKING GOD"
undyne.: "I HAVE TO TELL MY BOOK CLUB ABOUT THIS"
Glamor: [font=glamor]I TOLD YOU[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]NOW GO. HAVE. FUN.[/font]
Erron: wakes up suddenly from a dream "OH FUCK!"
Erron: . . .
undyne.: She dials a number on her Jitterbug. "Tam? TAM! TAM!!! YES HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED POKEMON AND----"
undyne.: "tam hung up on me"
Gaster: Enjoy life! Drink from the sweet nectar of it!
Gaster: Who cares what Tam thinks!
undyne.: "I'M GONNA GO HOME AND WATCH SO MUCH POKEMON---oh wait i have no house"
MettatonSEX: I have a saying but it's far too vulgar to say in front of my kids.
Hipster Asriel: He looks at Erron. "Hi there."
MettatonSEX: ....
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Erron: ...Hi.
Corsiva: You can come stay at our house!
undyne.: "i like beige paint"
undyne.: (( Corsiva: eeeeeuuuuggggg----Yeah! Our house! ))
MettatonSEX: ((the saying: "grab life by the dick and pleasure it so you get every drop of satisfaction"
Gaster: NNnnnnooo, you don't, you like pokemon!
MettatonSEX: I mean, beige is alright, but.
undyne.: (( 10/10 ))
MettatonSEX: Live a little, darling.
undyne.: "i just realized"
undyne.: "the lifetime channel is absolute shit"
MettatonSEX: It is.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yep.[/font]
undyne.: (( Undyne gets a house in the Gaston timeline, and she paints it beige ))
Gaster: So many movies about women being abused by men.
undyne.: "whh"
undyne.: "hoo boy"
MettatonSEX: Too much hetero.
undyne.: "Why did I devote so much time to waking up at exactly 8:00 and getting immediately to discuss The Phantom Mexican Border with Tam and her bitch friends?!"
undyne.: (( did ya see what I did there ))
MettatonSEX: Because that's what you knew.
MettatonSEX: ((heh
Gaster: You need to get out more.
undyne.: "fuck i guess i'll have to stay in a hotel or something"
Gaster: Grillby has rooms you can rent out.
undyne.: "oh good"
undyne.: "beige paint here i co----no"
undyne.: "fuck beige paint"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Red suits you.[/font]
undyne.: She looks down at her....loafers.
undyne.: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE"
MettatonSEX: Reds and warm oranges.
MettatonSEX: Darling, you want a new wardrobe?
MettatonSEX: I can provide.
Gaster: Mettaton can take you shopping.
undyne.: "definitely"
undyne.: Take note that this Undyne has the most boring outfit right now.
undyne.: No color whatsoever. Just...beige. Her RPer shudders.
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MettatonSEX: ((im imagining penny loafers, a white blouse, and a beige pencil skirt
MettatonSEX: ((a fucking librarian
undyne.: (( [vomits from the boringness] ))
MettatonSEX: ((that only works on grandmas and librarians
undyne.: "..."
Gaster: ((she's also got a ton of frumpy sweaters
MettatonSEX: Oh, yes, warm tones and dark shades, I can see it now!
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undyne.: (( Just putting this out there: mettaton. is coming ))
Erron: ((Can we just put "Fuck beige paint" on a picture frame?))
MettatonSEX: ((oh?
MettatonSEX: ((yes
undyne.: (( "Fuck beige paint" -undyne. 202X ))
undyne.: "..."
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undyne.: "i haven't been to a theater in..."
undyne.: "22 years."
undyne.: (( metta: "WHAT THE FUCK" ))
Gaster: Ooooh, you'll have to go sometime!
Glamor: [font=glamor]-grabs her arm- WE'RE SHOWING YOU PACIFIC RIM AS SOON AS WE CAN I know it's not in theaters but STILL[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ((glamor is that super shy but super passionate kid
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is cold; he has no body heat-[/font]
undyne.: "the movie i saw was the monuments men"
Gaster: suddenly yawns. "Darling, I'm going to go to bed. I'm tired, and I'd like to see how much I'll see when I wake up, alright?"
MettatonSEX: I'll follow.
MettatonSEX: picks Gaster up, kissing him on the cheek.
MettatonSEX: Or lead.
Gaster: nods. "Come on, kids, let's head home. We'll see you soon, Undyne.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-goes home, but not before:- Have fun living, Undyne![/font]
undyne.: "uh"
undyne.: "bye"
undyne.: She just stands in the middle of the bar.
Corsiva: waves to Undyne. "Bye bye!"
MettatonSEX: carries his darling to bed.
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster as he sets him in bed.
Gaster: kisses back.
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MettatonSEX: smiles. "Can you tell the difference between my base colors? The silver from the black and pink? Or is that too much? I just want to know if you can or not, my love."
Gaster: I can, actually. Your face looks like a big silver blob.
MettatonSEX: chuckles, kissing his love again, but not pulling back nearly as much.
MettatonSEX: Darling, you're wonderful.
Gaster: So are you.
MettatonSEX: I'm so glad your sight is returning.
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Gaster: I can't wait to see your smile again.
Jeska or Jukon: ((Go to bed you kids
Gaster: ((WE ARE
Jeska or Jukon: ((Youre all grounded
MettatonSEX: begins whirring.
MettatonSEX: I want that day to come soon, not for me but so you can be happy.
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Gaster: nods. "Well, let's sleep, my darling. Morning can't come fast enough."
MettatonSEX: nods. "Of course. I love you, Wing."
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Gaster: I love you too, Metta.
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster goodnight, hugging him close as he enters Sleep Mode.
Gaster: closes his eyes, nuzzling against Mettaton as he falls asleep.
Erron: -Play Mega Man 2 on 3DS-
MettatonSEX: ((theyre so fucking sweet
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Gaster: ((ikr
MettatonSEX: ((theyre sappier tgan a maple forest
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MB!Gaster: ((meanwhile this bastard's probably doing something nasty
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Erron: ((yup))
UF!Grillby: ((so is this bastard
MettatonSEX: ((yup
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Gaster: ((anyway i'm gonna go to bed
Gaster: ((goodnight everyone
Erron: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: ((gn
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MettatonSEX: ((im going too
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Erron: ((gn
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Jeska or Jukon: ((Hello?
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YoungKingAsgore: ((Hello?
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YoungKingAsgore: (Oi
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YoungKingAsgore: ((Whats new
Bondertale: have sat down. Toriel has been looking at barchar in confusion since she came in
YoungKingAsgore: -walks in- Howdy
Bondertale: (barchar's form now looks like her ghost form)
YoungKingAsgore: ((And anyne can see her?
Bondertale: (yeah, when she's in the body.)
YoungKingAsgore: Hello Tori, Fin is on his way
Bondertale: (its still bazzy's body, just shape-shifting to look like old chara instead of old Asriel)
Bondertale: "Good morning, asgore. That's good to hear."
Barchar: has fallen asleep. Ad's resting his head in her lap
YoungKingAsgore: He has been out for the past few days
YoungKingAsgore: Said something about visiting Titan
Bondertale: "Interesting."
YoungKingAsgore: Interenational man of mystery
Bondertale: "InterDIMENSIONAL, dreemurr." she said, winking at him.
YoungKingAsgore: -Smiles
YoungKingAsgore: Hey I never git to say thank you
Bondertale: "Hm?"
YoungKingAsgore: You know for everything
Bondertale: "Asgore, I don't think you have as much to thank me for as you think you do. All I've done for you was...well, get Asriel remembering again. Aside from that, all I've done good for you was NOT get mad at you occasionally."
Bondertale: "Really, I should be apologizing for how I've acted. Which I have. Twice. But nevertheless."
YoungKingAsgore: Dont diminish yourself. You done more than you know
Bondertale: Toriel raises an eyebrow.
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YoungKingAsgore: How have you been though? Is Fin doing his job?
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Bondertale: Toriel smiled. "Very definitely. He's quite efficient at it, as well."
Dr. Fintevious: -walks in through the anydoor, covered in frost and ice-
Dr. Fintevious: Hello my friends
Bondertale: "Cold, doctor?"
Dr. Fintevious: No, the cold does not bother me
Dr. Fintevious: though I don't recommend visiting Titan
Bondertale: "Noted. I have no idea what that is, but noted."
Bondertale: (I'm almost sad he didn't use 'anyeay' as the conjunction there)
Dr. Fintevious: -brushes off the ice and cleaned up and heads to Toriel- Largest moon of Saturn, the only celestial body with an atmosphere with the same density of earth
Bondertale: "...how exactly did yiu even get there?"
Dr. Fintevious: someone placed an Anydoor there, not sure why there isn't anything there
Bondertale: "Curious." she said, sipping a cup of tea and looking confused.
Bondertale: "That doesn't answer how anybody got up there TO place an anydoor, but I suppose that's irrelevant."
Dr. Fintevious: was hoping for a unique vacation spot, certainly not it
Dr. Fintevious: someone likely has FTL travel or took a very long time to get there
Bondertale: Toriel smirked. "I think I'd prefer some place warmer anyway, Fin. Below zero temperatures are bad for the complexion, I've heard."
Dr. Fintevious: you don't want to snuggle for warmth? -said jokingly
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Bondertale: "We can do that without freezing to death in the process, methinks."
Dr. Fintevious: Yes I agree
Dr. Fintevious: anyways, how have you been -sits next to her-
Bondertale: "Not too bad. I've been in my dimension a fair bit. My asgore
Bondertale: "Breaking the news to my asgore was...interesting."
Dr. Fintevious: News?
Dr. Fintevious: about us?
Bondertale: "Well, yes, but primarily basriel."
Dr. Fintevious: how did he respond?
Bondertale: "About basriel, crying. About us, thinly veiled jealousy drowned in congratulations."
Dr. Fintevious: ((does Toriel know about what happened to Bazzy? Because Fin doesn't
Bondertale: (she doesn't know he's dead, but she does know he got posessed)
Bondertale: (and she does see Barchar in a more barchar-y form on the couch, which is kind of confusing)
Dr. Fintevious: Oh I see. I've always had sympathy for Asgores, but do you think he'll be able to manage well without you?
Bondertale: "He's lived this long. I have faith he'll be okay."
Bondertale: "He's expressed interest in dropping into here before, but I haven't given him directions to the anydoor yet."
Dr. Fintevious: He doesn't know what I look like, think he might be interested in a session?
Bondertale: "Hm. Perhaps. He wouldn't refuse it if he knew who you were, either. He's not quite that petty."
Dr. Fintevious: I'll look into it later
Dr. Fintevious: how is bazzy -looks at him-
Barchar: bazzy is nowher to be found. There is a chara sleeping, with ad resting his head on her lap
Dr. Fintevious: -looks at Barchar I mean- have you talk to BarChar
Bondertale: "No, not much."
Dr. Fintevious: Have you seen Bazzy latetly?
Bondertale: "I've been gone, doctor."
Dr. Fintevious: Didn't know if he went with you or anything
Dr. Fintevious: I'm going to have a quick chat with Barchar
Bondertale: nods
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YoungKingAsgore: -talks witih Toriel while Fin talks to BarC-
Dr. Fintevious: -walks over- BarChar?
Barchar: wakes up. "H-huh? Oh. Hi, doctor."
Dr. Fintevious: How are you? got time to talk?
Barchar: "S-sure."
Dr. Fintevious: so what is new?
Dr. Fintevious: are you settling in?
Barchar: "Uh...yeah. I think so." she scratched the sleeping Ad's ears. "Definitely settling in."
Dr. Fintevious: and Bazzy?
Barchar: "...doctor...he...i..." she looks away. "It's...if he comes back, it's going to take a while."
Dr. Fintevious: you killed him didn't you?
Barchar: "I'm sorry. H-hello tried to kick me out, and no matter who won that confrontation, he'd die. I just went the quick and painless route. Well...painless for him."
Barchar: "You can hate me if you want. I don't blame you."
Dr. Fintevious: You messed with something you never understood and now you're paying the price
Dr. Fintevious: tell me one good reason why this world would be a worse place without you?
Barchar: she just closes her eyes. She wasn't even going to try to convince him. She couldn't even convince herself.
Dr. Fintevious: this is what you are going to do
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Dr. Fintevious: you are going to get up, and tell Toriel what you did
Dr. Fintevious: and if you don't I will
Fanta: ((Ayy
Dr. Fintevious: (oi
Barchar: looks at ad. She didn't want to disturb him, but...
Fanta: is still curled up on the couch
Barchar: does move him off, getting up. She walks over to Toriel. "M-ms. Tori? I have something I need to tell you."
Bondertale: "...and what would that be
Dr. Fintevious: and what happens between us next is up to Toriel -said before BChar left-
Barchar: explanation I don't feel like typing for, like, the fifth time
Dr. Fintevious: ((just say BChar explained
Dr. Fintevious: ((yea, what you did I mean
Fanta: wakes up and the best time
Bondertale: Toriel just stares at her, one hand over her mouth. Frisk grits their teeth, metaphorical fire in their eyes.
Fanta: ...
Dr. Fintevious: -moves over and sits next to Toriel-
Barchar: looks at Frisk. "GO ahead. I deserve it." her voice is croaky and timid.
Fanta: Told her too... I see
Bondertale: Frisk makes a dagger, jumping at barchar. Toriel stops them. "Frisk. Please. Let's..." she sighed. "Barchar. What you did was horrible. Inexcusable."
Barchar: nods.
YoungKingAsgore: -is utterly surprised-
Bondertale: "But. You know that. And you regret it. I'm never going to forgive you. But I won't kill you over it. And no, neither will you, frisk."
Fanta: clenches her fists, staring at them
Barchar: "...okay." she says quietly, walking back to ad.
Fanta: mutters insults
Dr. Fintevious: Toriel I'm sorry..
Barchar: "I heard that, Fanta."
Barchar: puts ad's head back in her lap.
Fanta: I wasn't trying to hide it from [i] you [/i]
Bondertale: Toriel sighs. She hugs Fintevious. "Why can't one just work?"
Dr. Fintevious: -comforts Toriel- I'm sorry...I truly am
Fanta: is glaring at her and AD
Barchar: is lucky that at least one person is sympathetic to her. Even if he's asleep right now.
Dr. Fintevious: -waves to frisk to come over and help-
Fanta: mutters something so that just Barchar can hear
Fanta: "You're only alive because ripping your head off won't kill you.."
Bondertale: Frisk walks over, hugging gotemom
Barchar: shudders. Goddamn this poor girl.
Dr. Fintevious: (gonna go to bed
Fanta: goes over to gotemom
Fanta: Hey...
Dr. Fintevious: -will stay with Tori as long as he needs to-
Dr. Fintevious: ((night
Bondertale: Toriel looks at fanta
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Fanta: doesn't know what to say
Bondertale: pauses, before turning away
Fanta: ...
Barchar: has her head on her knees, and her head nestled in her arms. Kind of making a tent around ad's head. She makes sure to stay away from him, though
Fanta: I'm sorry...
Fanta: is making damn sure you don't touch him the wrong way
Barchar: you're a paranoid fuck Fanta and you're breaking barchar even more than she was already broken
Barchar: we can add "severe depression and self-loathing" into BCHFPD
Fanta: good
Bondertale: "Don't be. You weren't part of it."
Fanta: Do you... want me to go?
Bondertale: "Not if you don't want to."
Fanta: ...
Fanta: You're taking this a lot better than I did...
Bondertale: Toriel shrugs. "I'm just in shock."
Bondertale: "I was perfectly happy to let her stay in there. She seemed nice enough, if...not the most sane person in the world. Having both her and Asriel would have been fine."
Bondertale: "But now..."
Fanta: She seems nice, but she's selfish and uncaring...
Barchar: Fanta is clearly a master of personal Judgement.
Fanta: wants you to feel like shit
Bondertale: sighs. "I...dont know if that's true. But I don't know her very well
Barchar: well congratu-fucking-lations
Fanta: I'm just trying to keep her from hurting my ex husband now..
Bondertale: Toriel looks over. "...hm."
Bondertale: "I hope she doesn't." she said, not making any Judgement on whether she thinks she would or not
Fanta: I don't know...
Fanta: I can't threaten her... I just have to beg
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Bondertale: "I'd say she didn't seem like she was going to hurt him, but she didn't seem like she'd hurt basriel either. And, well."
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Fanta: I'm not going to take that chance again..
Fanta: has obviously been crying
Barchar: her body goes limp, practically folding over ad. Thankfully, all her weight was on her bottom half, so he's fine.
Fanta: . . .
Barchar: there's somebody who's less fine, though, and she's currently leaving the building. Not that you could know that.
Fanta: goes over, separating the two
Barchar: "her" eyes are rolled into the back of her head
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Barchar: the body is utterly lifeless
Fanta: puts her dead body in the corner
Fanta: returns to gotemom
Barchar: (memes)
undyne.: (( barchar has BCHFPD and undyne. has LBS ))
undyne.: (( LBS is lethal boringness syndrome ))
Barchar: (pff)
Barchar: (gtg back in a couple hours)
undyne.: (( not really comparing them--bai ))
Fanta: sits in silence
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: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I [undyne.] is now Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I [mettaton.].
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: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I [mettaton.] is now Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, [mettaton.].
Fanta: eventually curls back up on the couch, crying
mettaton.: (( . ))
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Fanta: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ayy))
Fanta: has separated barchar, who is now completely limp, and AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
Fanta: is curled up on the couch, sobbing
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Fanta."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I recall lying on Chara."
Fanta: Hi..
Fanta: She went limp, flopped on top of your face
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Ah."
Fanta: Left the body or something... I don't know
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure I was okay, but thanks."
Fanta: I got her off.. sorry...
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's alright."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think you need to know that she is really sorry."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That she made an irrational decision, a mistake."
Fanta: ...
Fanta: Ok...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You've made mistakes, right?"
Fanta: Yeah..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I need you to try and think of what she did like that."
Fanta: ...
Fanta: I don't think I can forgive her... not yet anyway...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...She won't hurt me."
Fanta: That's what she said about him.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She didn't try to kill him."
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Fanta: I don't know...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She meant to use the body, all be it selfish, but she didn't try to kill him."
Fanta: I know that... I don't... I don't know what to do...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I think you need to try and cope, or move on. Try and be happy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
Fanta: ...ok...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry it happened, Fanta."
Fanta: It wasn't your fault..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I still feel bad that your feeling bad."
Asriel_Dreemurr: places Barchar in a more comfortable lying down position.
Fanta: I need to get used to that...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "To losing people?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can't get used to that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You shouldn't distance yourself."
Fanta: I should have known better...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's alright to be sad, but you should try to be happy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's all emotion, that's really important."
Fanta: I want to be happy, but everything else doesn't..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fanta: I was moving on... I was happy with him...
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to them.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be alright.:
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Fanta: After everything, I was finally getting better...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs.
Fanta: hugs back
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can't stop it, but I can make it more bearable."
Fanta: I'm sorry..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I promise I'll help you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What's to be sorry about?"
Fanta: I'm a wreck..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No you aren't..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're a nice fluffy goat..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "People clearly care about you..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You'll ne back))
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Fanta: smiles, nuzzling his neck floof
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You deserve to be happy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Almost everyone deserves to be happy."
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Fanta: Thank you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah. No problem."
Asriel_Dreemurr: unhugs, but stays leaned on Fanta.
Fanta: stays there, smiling a bit
Fanta: You really are great at cheering people up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good. Good to see my attempts are working."
Fanta: Mhm
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can't do much more then hugs though."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And talking."
Fanta: Well it helps that you're great at both of those, then
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm gonna be talking with Chara a lot. Just so you know. I promise she won't hurt me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She's nicer then she seems."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((brb))
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Fanta: ...
Fanta: I...
Fanta: I'll... try talking to her... in a few days or so
Fanta: I won't guarantee
Fanta: *anything
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Asriel_Dreemurr: had awknoleged that.
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Barchar: (>tfw chat is kill)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's not kill anymore))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chat is not kill))
Barchar: (aaaayyy)
Barchar: pops back in her body. "Rude, Fanta." she mutters
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Chara."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sitting alone now, having had talked to Fanta earlier.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I put you in a lying down position."
Barchar: "How you doing?" she asked smiling childishly
Barchar: kinda noticed
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Barchar: (gfd ad)
Barchar: (why do you always do this)
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Fanta: is sitting elsewhere now that ad is talking to the bitch
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Barchar: is no dog, madame
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Barchar: (did I actually just send an empty line)
Barchar: (no)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Whoops I'm back now))
Asriel_Dreemurr: has answered "I'm doing quite alright."
Barchar: "Great! <3"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've talked a bit with Fant."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fant))
Barchar: (dark Lord Fant)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She said she may try to talk about it with you."
Barchar: "Oh. That's nice."
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over to her.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Otherwise, I'm still here to talk with."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have a question."
Barchar: "Uh-huh? <3" she said, sounding a little more unhinged than even usual.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you have some affinity for Asriels?"
Barchar: "Obviously. I mean, they're my best friend! <3"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Ah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck))
Barchar: (i kinda like this typing notification)
Barchar: (its kinda nice)
Barchar: (not gonna be much use when the room is full, but in the slow hours, it's kinda usefuk)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just was curious."
Barchar: "Okay!" she says, smiling and leaning back against the wall
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans next to her.
Barchar: just stares up at the ceiling. Her eye twitches.
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans against the wall next to Chara."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You alright?"
Barchar: "Oh, yeah, fine. My mind is just snapping in half again now that it's realized I'm an unkillable abomination of a murderer."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I wouldn't say your an abomination."
Barchar: "I'm a remnant of somebody that got ERASED from this dimension, Asriel. I shouldn't exist. Technically, I might not. I'm held on to this universe with duct tape, string, and determination. I'm an abomination."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well, you're a cute abomination."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So I think it doesn't count."
Barchar: "And I don't know why. I don't know who did it. Why they did. I certainly don't know why I could come back. C
Barchar: that might have helped her feel better if she wasn't so focused on this track of thinking
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, you're here now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Less abominable, with a body."
Barchar: "And I don't know why the underground is empty. Why all that's left is this grillby, and an Asriel I can't find."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There's an Asriel from here?"
Barchar: "ME. I can't find him. If I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'd say he was DEAD! <3"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You sure you're alright?"
Barchar: "NOPE!~ <3"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your voice says happy but our words say despair."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you hiding your emotions or something?"
Barchar: "Hiding is the wrong word."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ""..."
Barchar: "I've had this happen before. It was after I stopped screaming. My mind couldn't take it. It couldn't understand what was happening. So, it just rearranged itself until it could! <3"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You aren't alright."
Barchar: how observant, ad
Barchar: "Eh." she said, shrugging
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You need anything?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything I can do to help you?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar: Fuck me))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ad: k))
Barchar: thinks about it, but no
Barchar: "I dunno. Last time this happened, nobody could see me. So I have no idea if you can stop it. Maybe you need to somehow get rid of all the depression and self-loathing before I just totally snap. It's a mystery!~ <3"
Fanta: ((Ayy
Fanta: ((Not back, just checking in
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What happens after this?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K))
Fanta: is off somewhere
Fanta: but look at that, another earthquake
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Barchar: shrugs. "Last time, I decided to start helping you. I also turned into the barchar everyone knows and hates today! <3 before, I didn't really have this personality. I was just...you know. Screamy."
Barchar: "Kinda violent."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Okay. And I don't hate you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hopefully this gets better."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Interaction I'm sure can help you."
Barchar: "Maybe if everybody stopped threatening me! <3 Of course, after I murdered somebody, which can blame them?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll try to talk about it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They might change their minds when they realize that they have probably murdered plenty."
The Duet: ((Holy shit))
Barchar: (hm?)
The Duet: ((I fell asleep at 6 yesterday, got up, went to school, came back, AND NEVER FUCKING CLOSED MSPARP))
Barchar: shrugs
Barchar: (nope)
The Duet: ((I'VE JUST BEEN FUCKING AFKING HERE FOR 21 HOURS))
Barchar: (you've been here the whole dang time(
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And if that goes to hell, you can stay at my place."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you leave here?"
Barchar: "Hasn't worked so far. I can leave the bar, not not the dimension."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We can try again. If so, you can stay at my house."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I'm sure the people here will be civil and reasonable, right?"
Barchar: "And I'm not really...IN this body. I mean, if somebody who could see me looked at me, it would seem like it, but I'm more just...floating inside it and making it move."
Barchar: shrugs.
Barchar: "as somebody who's been here longer than anyone not named grillby: no comment."
The Duet: The Duet enter the bar, quietly guiding eachother once again to the same area near the barstools, immediately opening up the various latches on their wooden arms and chests, revealing all those damn instruments again.
The Duet: They start playing again, not seeming to realize theres barely anyone in the bar. The hat is out on a table again, full of change.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm 99% sure that people will like you in due time."
The Duet: If you're curious, they're playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeoPYQ1Unw
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Barchar: (hey yaz)
Dr. Fintevious: ((Hwy
Asriel_Dreemurr: (Ayy))
Barchar: (HEEEEEEEY YAAAAZ (i don't wanna meet your Tevi) HEEEEEEEY YAAAZ (something what rhymes with Tevi))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AND I SAID HEYYYYY YAAAAZZZZ YAZ YAZ YAZ))
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Barchar: (i dunno what that's a reference to(
Jeska or Jukon: (?
Barchar: (outkast, yazab)
Barchar: (my thing anyways)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well."
Jeska or Jukon: (Ymca
Jeska or Jukon: -Walks in-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jukon."
The Duet: These two are playing at the bar, doing various orchestral covers of popular songs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is leaned against a wall, next to Chara.
The Duet: Since they don't seem to have an electric guitar in them, and only things like violins and clarinets, this is necessary.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The duet: *plays darude sandstorm on a kazoo
Jeska or Jukon: -walks over to Ad- hear that?
The Duet: Who the HELL knows how Chello is making the gun cocking noises though.
Jeska or Jukon: ((You mean vuvuzela
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
The Duet: ((They can't operate Kazoos. Their mouth doesn't bend enough to fit them))
The Duet: ((I mean, Violin could probably get one installed somewhere on her, but who the hell is going to need a Kazoo for actual money))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's sad))
Barchar: (what kind of shitty musician robots can't play the kazoo)
Barchar: (i want my money back)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Steal the hat))
The Duet: ((These two are playing for money, not youtube dollars))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Take their life savings))
Jeska or Jukon: It means we have to be romantic. Cause of the music
Barchar: (its the best instrument ever, laharl)
The Duet: ((Steal the hat and Chello will probably start using the mouth-end of a clarinet to gut you))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This isn't very romantic music."
Barchar: it's cool, just a little girl in the body of a 24 year old in the body of a goat having a mental breakdown, y'all can do whatever
Jeska or Jukon: You two play something romantic
Barchar: I mean she doesn't look like a goat right now but sfill
The Duet: Also these aren't fucking robots. Check your priviledge.
Asriel_Dreemurr: stays by Chara.
Barchar: I dunno wooden robots whatever
The Duet: Chello pats Violin on the shoulder, an easy message to tell her to stop, while he turns around and finds something romantic.
Jeska or Jukon: There much better
The Duet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1JgIg38QBU They start playing this.
The Duet: Kinda sad, but close enough.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good music."
Jeska or Jukon: So does that work now?
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes a second to walk over, and put a good amount of money into the hat, returning to Chara's side.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
The Duet: Violin hears the cling of G, and smiles a bit as she plays.
Barchar: (Jukon: *looks at barchar* "So is this the other part of the trees one you've been talking about" )
Barchar: (threesome)
Jeska or Jukon: -Gives him kiss on the snoot- there all that build up for that
Barchar: (damn autocorrect(
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Jeska or Jukon: So whose the kid
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kid?"
Jeska or Jukon: -Points to BarChara
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, this is a Chara."
The Duet: ((Jeskakon: No shit.))
Jeska or Jukon: And?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That's really it."
Barchar: looks mid 20s
Barchar: "Call me barchar."
Jeska or Jukon: Alright Char
Jeska or Jukon: Havent seen you before
Jeska or Jukon: New in town?
Barchar: starts laughing
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King Hyper: ((ayy lmao))
Barchar: (o no is spooky alien)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Jeska or Jukon: (Oi
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, she isn't that new in town."
Frisky: ((also i'm not an alien))
Frisky: ((i am an alieen))
Frisky: ((not to be confused with alien))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not close to new."
Jeska or Jukon: Guess we never meet then
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You could say that."
Barchar: "Not formally."
Barchar: has to resist the temptation to mention that she's made her and erron bang before
Jeska or Jukon: So yeah Im Jeska or Jukon
Barchar: "I know."
Jeska or Jukon: ((No she didnt
Barchar: (erron, not ad)
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Barchar: (she's banged erron in the bar befire)
Jeska or Jukon: ((I know and she didnt
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Jeska or Jukon: (Char didnt make i mean
Barchar: (*shrug*)
Barchar: (shes done a lot of shit, dude. Or at least contributed. Make is, perhaps, the wrong word)
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Jeska or Jukon: So is the part whete you tell me youve been watchimg everyone in the bar lkme a weirdo? -Daid jokingly
Jeska or Jukon: Said*
Barchar: "I mean, I wanted to wait a little longer."
Jeska or Jukon: ((This phone doesnt autocorrect
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Jeska or Jukon: Wait. What?8
Barchar: "I've seen everything from the past 12vyears,jukon. At least in this dimension. And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING."
The Duet: These two are still playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1JgIg38QBU at the bar.
Jeska or Jukon: You know I was joking before
Barchar: "Yup."
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Erron: ((Ayy
Jeska or Jukon: So why do you look so miserable then?
Jeska or Jukon: (Oi
Jeska or Jukon: -Snuggles up to AD
Barchar: "I'm a murderous abomination that shouldn't exist and theoretically might not." she shrugs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, but of a pessimist."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Bit*
Jeska or Jukon: Hey you me both
Fanta: ((Imma play batman for a bit
Barchar: "I know you exist, jukon."
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Jeska or Jukon: Im a clone though
The Duet: ((>Mfw level 35 dunsparce.))
Jeska or Jukon: Im no real person
The Duet: ((Level cap is level 35. This area has level 35 Dunsparces and level 40-70 Unowns))
The Duet: ((Just for the fucking hell of it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She was a real person, probably decades ago."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not alive anymore."
Barchar: "When I say I shouldn't exist, I mean that, literally, I should have stopped existing. I was erased from the dimension, whatever that entails."
Erron: -Walks into the bar, holding something in his pockets-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wonder who erased you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Erron."
Erron: Hey... -He has a badass smirk on his face-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's up?"
Erron: I found something cool the other day.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Jeska or Jukon: And Im some pyscho paths frankenstien experiment to make the ultimate killing machine
Erron: -Starts flipping around 2 revolvers- I got these...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Guns?"
Jeska or Jukon: Hey Erron -experssion goes flat
The Duet: (( http://prntscr.com/aucmhh Look at these cheeky fucks ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dual weilding revolvers is pretty shitty."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Harder trigger pull, and no fanning the hammer."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Stick to just one."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, good luck reloading both quickly."
Erron: -Stops spinning them- D-Don't ruin this for me...
Barchar: (erron: "MAYBE I HAVE DREAMS AD" )
Jeska or Jukon: You can operate the hammer with one hand you know
Asriel_Dreemurr: "much harder."
The Duet: Violin, still playing music, does a revolver shooting motion, one-handed, and fakes a logn and dramatic sequence of her breakign her wrist.
Jeska or Jukon: Not really
Erron: ...
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "it's easier to use your other hand."
Jeska or Jukon: -Let me show you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Aw come on, it's still strategically sound to use just one."
Erron: -Looks like hes about to slap AD- . . .
Frisky: ((Erron: M-my dreams.. you.. you ruined them..))
Frisky: ((Erron: -aims the guns at AD- FUCKAYOU))
Jeska or Jukon: Mostly only or accuracy
Frisky: ((Erron: -shoots AD-))
Frisky: ((AD: -dodges- no))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Hey, I'm not saying two revolvers doesn't look cool."
Frisky: ((Erron: COME THE FUCK ON))
Jeska or Jukon: -Takes the revolverz
Erron: ...
Jeska or Jukon: 38 specials? Come erron
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: woulda hit if you had been using one))
Jeska or Jukon: Come on*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, to be fair, they do look cool."
Jeska or Jukon: -aims the revolvers and cocks the hammers with the thumbs on the hand that is holding each each gun
Jeska or Jukon: it should have been .357 magnum
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is considering he's actually gonna shoot someone."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Which I doubt."
Jeska or Jukon: well yeah, you want stopping power
Jeska or Jukon: good point
Jeska or Jukon: fanning the hammer is merely a show, not really pratcitcal
Jeska or Jukon: works for only immediate range, 3 meters at most
Jeska or Jukon: since these are single action only, you have to operate the hammer each time before it can be fired
Asriel_Dreemurr: "or he can use his fire magic."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The gun he was born with."
Erron: -leans to AD- Have you been teaching Jeska about guns? -Still hasn't caught on about Jukon-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska always knew about guns."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska was made to murder."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They know about all weapons."
Erron: oh...
Jeska or Jukon: -twirls the two guns and brings them into a hand over grip and holds them out to Erron-
Erron: -Takes them- Thanks.
Jeska or Jukon: -twirls them quickly before he takes them and points the gun at him
Jeska or Jukon: saw that in a movie once
Jeska or Jukon: -stops and hands them over
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Erron: Ad imma shoot you *click* fuck it's unloaded))
Erron: . . . cool -takes em-
The Duet: ((Shiny Graveler just used selfdestruct))
The Duet: ((feelsbadman.jpg.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyways."
Asriel_Dreemurr: slumps onto the couch.
Jeska or Jukon: Also I would recommend finding a double/single action revolver with a pop out cylinder instead of a fixed frame, faster extractino and road
Jeska or Jukon: -flops on to AD-
Erron: A-Alright...
Erron: -Sits at the bar-
Jeska or Jukon: reload*
Jeska or Jukon: -actually doesn't flop on AD, that might hurt him
Jeska or Jukon: -lies down on AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: lies with her.
Barchar: "How long do you plan on keeping that up?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jukon: until he moves on
Barchar: "Good luck."
Frisky: ((Erron: -sobs-))
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Frisky: ((ayy slarv
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ayy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath))
Jeska or Jukon: ((oi
Fanta: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And Azzy))
Barchar: (heyo )
Jeska or Jukon: not your concern kid
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She's like twenty, Jeska."
Jeska or Jukon: and?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno, Chara is better then kid."
Jeska or Jukon: you have to graduate from my University of Keeping it real before someone isn't a kid
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Barchar: has heard that skng
Barchar: also jeska listens to nsp okay
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume I did that."
Jeska or Jukon: it helps when you sleep with the Dean
Barchar: "Just-call me barchar. Please."
Fanta: how bout i call you a little bich
Jeska or Jukon: shame on you AD, sleeping with the school officials to get good grades- cuddles up-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, how have your classes been going?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hope you haven't slept with that school official."
Jeska or Jukon: -laughs for a bit-
Jeska or Jukon: -grabs a paper and writes out- Hello mi name is Jezka, how ar you doin today?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's actually really good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're almost spelling everything right."
Jeska or Jukon: and no I have not slept with your mother
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, that's good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I doubt she'd sleep with you anyways."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's not a challenge."
Barchar: (jukon: "yet" )
Jeska or Jukon: besides I prefer what you are providing
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Dr. Fintevious: -walks in-
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Erron: -Starts getting drunk-
Fanta: ((OK I GUESS IM NOT PLAYIN BATMAN TODAY
Fanta: ((BECAUSE MY PS4 RANDOMLY DECIDES WHEN TO NOT DOWNLOAD SHIT
Fanta: ((EVEN IF YOU FUCKING LEAVE IT ON OVERNIGHT
Dr. Fintevious: you should hold off on drinking too much Erron
Barchar: looks at Fanta. "For the record, ad, good luck making her like me. At all." she smiles, repeating what Fanta said earlier. "And all as quietly as possible, so only I could hear her <3"
Fanta: isn't here
Fanta: is somewhere else
Erron: -Just mumbles- ...[sub]I just wanted a fuckin revolver.[/sub]
Barchar: didn't look at Fanta then, but made some leading sentence
Dr. Fintevious: -looks at Erron's revolvers- but...you have two
Frisky: ((Fanta is killing Batman))
Frisky: ((and destroying a PS4
Fanta: ((FUCKING
Fanta: ((I PAID FOR THIS SHITTY FUCKING ARKHAM KNIGHT DLC
Fanta: ((I WANT IT TO FUCKING WORK
Erron: I... fuckin'... Grrr.
Frisky: ((Erron: There's a fuckin' difference... between revolvers.. and fucking revolvers..))
Dr. Fintevious: growling doesn't answer my question
Erron: AD keeps being an ass whenever I buy something... I bought $500 sunglasses, and these $250 revolvers.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.
Frisky: ((AD is the demon that comes when you fuck his name))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, Erron, You should probably not buy 500 dollar sunglasses ever, and tell me where the hell you bought 250 dollar revolvers."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's not a bad deal."
Jeska or Jukon: ((yeah you got the numbers flippied
Jeska or Jukon: 250 for a revolver? damn
Erron: Well, one revolver was 250... I bought two.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I know."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's still a good deal."
Erron: . . .
Fanta: wowee AD isn't reacting to what barchar said
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugged at it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It'll be hard."
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns to Chara.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I think I can help you two get along better."
Fanta: that thing she said earlier was "The only reason you're still alive is I can't kill you"
Dr. Fintevious: why are you buying these things? are you able to afford them?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Erron: BECAUSE I HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND IM COMPENSATING FOR IT))
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Erron: Yeah...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jk))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jk))
Erron: I can afford em'...
Fanta: ((Probably accurate
Barchar: (and various other insults, but that's the big one)
Erron: I bought the sunglasses because... I uhm... -mumbles something about a movie-
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Barchar.
Dr. Fintevious: so you are replicating what you see in movies and forms of media?
Erron: ...-nods in embarrassment-
Jeska or Jukon: -grabs AD's arms- don't go
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay then."
Jeska or Jukon: -lies on AD's lap-
Dr. Fintevious: any idea why?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Coulda just asked."
Jeska or Jukon: I'm chilled and need a warm blanket right now
Erron: Because... I like those things, and I can afford them.
Asriel_Dreemurr: slides Jukons head off, and hugs them, lying next to them.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do I suffice?"
Dr. Fintevious: how so? what do you do for a living
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Jeska or Jukon: yes, much better- snuggles up-
Jeska or Jukon: do you ever get cold?
Erron: I... inherited it...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dr. Fintevious: what's your Social security number? What's your credit card number? How much do you make annually?))
Erron: ((XD))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not much."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: pulls a blanket over them.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There, just invade your still kinda cold."
Asriel_Dreemurr: In case*
Jeska or Jukon: -smiles- mmmmmm
Jeska or Jukon: -nuzzles into his chest-
Jeska or Jukon: toasty
Frisky: ((AD: We can get naked under the blanket, now.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good."
Frisky: ((Jukon: oh bby))
Erron: ((It's the blanket incident 2.0))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon: HELP IM BEING POKED BY AD UNDER THE COVERS
Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon: wait, I love that kind of thing
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WGD: -AD's phone gets a text- Its only a few more days until the party! I hope you are excited as I am! Make sure Jeska looks her best!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Fucking asshat."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're going to that creeps party."
Jeska or Jukon: its not until a few more days
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jeska or Jukon: should give us plenty of time together
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That sounds bad..."
Jeska or Jukon: yea -shudders a bit-
Jeska or Jukon: we should have some fun before then though
Erron: -Completely ignored Fin and chugs a metric fuckton of alcohol-
Dr. Fintevious: you inherited it? family or wife?
Jeska or Jukon: ((whoops
Erron: W*burp*Wife...
Jeska or Jukon: ((any of which can be implied or not RPed Bread)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Has Jeska used that body at all recently?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: said this to where Erron wouldn't hear.
Jeska or Jukon: Yeah shes here
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Jeska or Jukon: its weird its like we are both active now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "huh."
Jeska or Jukon: working in sync -grabs his arse- that was her
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Erron: WHO WANTS TO SEE ME DO A FLIP!? -Falls on his face- YEAH!
Dr. Fintevious: have you looked around for more friends or connections - ohhhh
Erron: I DID IT! WHAT DO I WIN, STEVE HARVEY?
Erron: -Yeah he's drunk-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "huh."
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Dr. Fintevious: the blood that is leaking from your nose
Erron: YEAAAAAH!
Erron: -Tries to get up, but falls again-
Dr. Fintevious: -helps him up-
Erron: D-Did I win again, Steve?
Jeska or Jukon: I think she has the hots for you
Dr. Fintevious: nothing, you won nothing
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Erron: YEAAAAH! I WON A LAMBORGHINI!
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Dr. Fintevious: -lets Erron go-
Erron: YEAAAA-- -Runs into a wall and knocks himself out-
Jeska or Jukon: ah quiet
Dr. Fintevious: -picks up Erron- heavy aren't you
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Frisky: ((Dr. Fintevious: makes you harder to fuck))
Erron: Z z Z
Jeska or Jukon: ((Fin: I enjoy fatties
Dr. Fintevious: -throws him onto the couch-
Erron: ((oh bby))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Fin: too bad I'm fucking your MOTHER
Jeska or Jukon: ((Fin: AND I FUCKED YOUR FATHER TOO!
Frisky: ((Fin: I EVEN FUCKED YOUR GREAT GRANDMA LILLIAN))
Jeska or Jukon: ((Fin: eh you know what, might as well fuck the entire Dreemurr family
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Hipster Asriel: He walks into the bar. "uh"
Erron: -Is passed out on the couch with a bloody nose-
Hipster Asriel: He runs over to Erron. "What the hell happened?"
: Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, [mettaton.] is now Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, [undyne.].
Dr. Fintevious: he ran into the wall and knocked himself out
Hipster Asriel: "......"
undyne.: (( does "montro" or "montra" sound more masculine/feminine ))
undyne.: Then, an Undyne walks into the bar from her rented room. The boring Undyne.
undyne.: "greetings to everyone"
Dr. Fintevious: -pulls an ammonia pack out and waves it over Erron's nose to wake him up
Jeska or Jukon: -sits up- He Fish
Jeska or Jukon: hey*
Erron: Zz-Gh-HUH!?
Erron: -Sits up- What the fuck?
undyne.: Take note that this Undyne looks like a fucking librarian right now.
Hipster Asriel: He looks at Erron. "..."
Jeska or Jukon: who are you?
Erron: Oh hey...
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undyne.: (( wait who was jezza talking to ))
Jeska or Jukon: (undyne
undyne.: "undyne"
Jeska or Jukon: -walks up to Undyne
Jeska or Jukon: wanna throwdown?
undyne.: "not really"
Jeska or Jukon: wanna make out?
undyne.: "i guess"
undyne.: (( jezza: you boring fuck ))
Jeska or Jukon: really? that was a joke.
undyne.: No laughs. She just has a blank face.
undyne.: "oh"
Jeska or Jukon: what about sex?
undyne.: "no"
undyne.: Her voice is completely monotone.
Jeska or Jukon: so you'll make out with me, but not fuck me?
undyne.: Boring as fuck Undyne.
undyne.: "now i wouldn't do either"
Jeska or Jukon: so why do you sound like me when I don't give a shit
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Barchar: (baf undyne and Saitama should meet)
undyne.: "people call me boring for some reason"
undyne.: Xo
Erron: -Holds his head- Ahh, My head...
Barchar: (i imagine her with Saitama's face for some reason)
Hipster Asriel: He sits next to Erron. "...Were you drunk or something?"
Barchar: (i mean I know the exact reason but still)
Jeska or Jukon: well you are
undyne.: ". . ."
Asriel_Dreemurr: was watching Jukon and Undyne talk.
Jeska or Jukon: Imma go fuck my boyfriend
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Woah okay then."
Jeska or Jukon: -goess back to AD- hey you're awake
undyne.: "okay" She takes out her 900-page book on knitting.
Dr. Fintevious: -sits next to Yoriel-
Jeska or Jukon: toriel*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I am."
Jeska or Jukon: so it seems Undyne is really boring here
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That one is."
undyne.: Then she starts to read it, page by page from the start.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mine would probably have had said yes, if she wasn't with Alphys."
Jeska or Jukon: really? guess its a fish thing.
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.
undyne.: #JustFishThings
Jeska or Jukon: so wanna take up that offer?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, I guess if you want to."
Jeska or Jukon: when do YOU want to?
Erron: -nods-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "When you're willing to do everything."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I'm always tired."
Jeska or Jukon: ....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Jeska or Jukon: nothing...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's wrong?"
Jeska or Jukon: Nothing
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whaaaat."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ?"*
Erron: -Mumbles- M-Maybe.
undyne.: She puts the book down. "did you know the 'you are here' arrow on mall directories is called an ideolocator?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon, what's wrong?"
Fanta: ((Til walking cycles are easy as fuck to animate
Barchar: (in sprites maybe)
Fanta: ((Well yeah
Jeska or Jukon: Nothing -flips over with her back to AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Unless it's complicated))
Fanta: ((You just gotta move the legs a little, doesn't matter how or where
Fanta: ((And it looks fine somehow
undyne.: "in 1897, indiana tried to pass a bill stating that pi is 3.2"
Barchar: (p much)
Barchar: (i mean undertales walk cycle looks like it should looknlikenshit)
Fanta: ((Should I just flip the left sprites for the right sprites?
Barchar: (but it's pretty alright)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whaaaat?"
undyne.: "the opposite of a kink is a squick"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did I do something?"
Barchar: (unless your character design is assymetrical, yeah)
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs from behind.
Barchar: (prolly)
Dr. Fintevious: hey, I'm over 2000 years old, and already lived through much of it or know about it, and I have to say you are the very embodiment of boring
Jeska or Jukon: ....its Nothing AD
Barchar: wonders if there's some chemical in her brain she can pump through to make undyne. Less boring
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's wrong?"
Barchar: adrenaline maybe
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Seriously, I feel bad now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Inject a whole marijuana))
undyne.: (( i introduced undyne. last night ))
undyne.: "..."
undyne.: "i get that a lot"
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undyne.: "but my book club thinks i am the most fun ever, especially when we discuss paragraphs and metaphors in detail and analyze the meaning behind them"
Jeska or Jukon: -gets up- I'm going to take a walk
Jeska or Jukon: ((need to shower))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Okay."
Jeska or Jukon: be back in a bit
Jeska or Jukon: -heads out-
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Erron: -Rubs his head-
undyne.: (( i actually need to shower too ))
undyne.: She continues to focus on the 900-page knitting book. Fuck, this fish is boring.
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Fanta: ((3/4 walking sprites done baby
Erron: Uuugh...
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Fanta: ((Now the back sprites
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Jeska or Jukon: ((back
Jeska or Jukon: -walks back in-
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: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Yazan [FullArmorJeska].
Frisky: ((rip
FullArmorJeska: -gets suited up and goes to visit Hyper-
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [King Hyper].
King Hyper: * He's just sitting there.
King Hyper: "Howdy!"
FullArmorJeska: ((I can barely read that, too dark
King Hyper: "It's nice to see you."
King Hyper: ((alright thanks
FullArmorJeska: Hey Hype how are you doing?
King Hyper: "Fine."
King Hyper: "I've been lonely."
FullArmorJeska: let me help that then
FullArmorJeska: -hugs him-
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King Hyper: * He smiles, hugging right back. "Thanks."
King Hyper: "I've always liked hugs."
Erron: -Wipes his face off to find a shit ton of blood on his hand- O-OH FUCK!
FullArmorJeska: Good
FullArmorJeska: I didn't at first
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Dr. Fintevious: see why you shouldn't drink
Erron: That was one time...
King Hyper: * He nods.
King Hyper: "I'm soft, so it makes hugs waaay better."
FullArmorJeska: build anything new?
FullArmorJeska: yes you are
Hipster Asriel: "What the fuck?"
King Hyper: "Today was mainly a resting day."
King Hyper: "I've just been sitting here all day."
Erron: ...
FullArmorJeska: have you visited any other realms? timelimes?
King Hyper: "Nah."
King Hyper: "Only Painful."
King Hyper: * He shivers.
undyne.: (( I was considering renaming Hipster to Montra or even Montro ))
King Hyper: "That was a while ago, though."
undyne.: (( Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_%28given_name%29 ))
FullArmorJeska: no more thinking of that place...
FullArmorJeska: just what the future holds
King Hyper: "Right."
King Hyper: "Thinking of the past will only worsen my mental health."
King Hyper: "It's getting better, though."
King Hyper: "Long periods of thinking is like self-therapy."
FullArmorJeska: yes, its times to think only about what makes you happy
King Hyper: "This moment is making me happy."
King Hyper: "Of course."
FullArmorJeska: good
FullArmorJeska: Im doing what I can to make up for what I missed out on
Erron: -wipes his face again to find more blood- Jesus, what did I do?
King Hyper: (( http://deadspin.com/life-aint-easy-for-a-basketball-player-named-fuck-1692405122
Hipster Asriel: "Apparently you ran into a wall and got yourself knocked out."
King Hyper: "Thank you. So much."
King Hyper: "I appreciate all of this."
King Hyper: "..More than you know."
Erron: Oh.
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undyne.: (( guys, does montra sound more masculine or feminine to you ))
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FullArmorJeska: -lies down on the couch- I actually enjoy coming here to be with you
FullArmorJeska: (masculine
Erron: ((Yeah
Fanta: ((It sounds
King Hyper: ((masuline
Fanta: ((LIKE ANOTHER FUCKING CAR
undyne.: (( No ))
undyne.: (( I can explain the origins ))
King Hyper: ((slarv how are the sprites
Fanta: ((https://montra.in/
Fanta: ((Good
undyne.: (( No not from that site ))
King Hyper: * He gets up and sits down next to Jukon. "Same."
undyne.: (( AWOLNATION made an album called [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalithic_Symphony]Megalithic Symphony[/url] ))
undyne.: (( Then I had come up with the word "montropoly" for some reason ))
undyne.: (( I had combined the two and I got "Montropolithic" ))
undyne.: (( and then you have montro or even montra ))
undyne.: (( But yeah it's not a car ))
King Hyper: "I enjoy all the time we spend together."
King Hyper: "Mostly because I'm mostly alone."
FullArmorJeska: -lies her head on his lap-
King Hyper: "Did you think of removing that armor?"
FullArmorJeska: I wish you would come back to the bar, or at least somewhere else, more social
King Hyper: "..I know."
FullArmorJeska: -takes off the armor and lies back down
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King Hyper: "I'm not ready to go back to the bar."
Jeska or Jukon: you just wanted to see my hair didn't you
King Hyper: * He messes with Jukon's hair, slightly. "Nah."
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King Hyper: "Metal on my lap hurts."
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Jeska or Jukon: fair enough
King Hyper: "Your hair is a plus, though!"
Erron: ...
King Hyper: "Soo.."
King Hyper: "What has been happening recently?"
Fanta: ((Sprites are doooone~
King Hyper: ((Show us.))
Jeska or Jukon: not much
Jeska or Jukon: WDG is back
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/g4dh9gm
Jeska or Jukon: AD isn't happy about that
: Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, [undyne.] is now Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, [Montra].
King Hyper: "I can see why."
King Hyper: "What is he up to?"
: Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, [Montra] is now Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, [].
Jeska or Jukon: being lazy
Fanta: ((Now lets see how it looks in game
King Hyper: ((niiiiceee
King Hyper: "That's good."
King Hyper: "Still not as lazy as AD though, right?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: arrives in Hupers place.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Hypers*
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King Hyper: * He looks up at AD.
King Hyper: "Speak of the devil."
Jeska or Jukon: oh hey AD
Hipster Asriel: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hi."
Erron: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should I have knocked?"
Jeska or Jukon: were are just talking
Jeska or Jukon: although....
King Hyper: "You can barge in if you want."
King Hyper: * He lets Jukon speak.
Jeska or Jukon: with all three of us her
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you suggesting we have a threesome?"
Jeska or Jukon: read my mind
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno about that."
King Hyper: "Err.."
Jeska or Jukon: I figured nit
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Jeska or Jukon: not*
King Hyper: "I've pretty much broke up with AD at this point.."
King Hyper: "I don't like a three-way thing, either."
King Hyper: "I dunno about that."
Jeska or Jukon: its called revenge fucking
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Revenge fucking."
Jeska or Jukon: and I was really just joking
King Hyper: "Hah."
King Hyper: "Cool cool."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Were you though?"
Jeska or Jukon: does it matter? not like it'll ever happen
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "True."
King Hyper: "Indeed."
Jeska or Jukon: so whats up?
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits down, probably next to Hyper considering Jukon is lying down.
King Hyper: "Nothing much."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not much."
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Erron: Did... Did I get all of the blood? -He really didn't, it looks like he fell head first into a bowl of Red Kool-Aid-
Hipster Asriel: "Uh...no."
Hipster Asriel: (( HAsriel: The blood on your face makes me feel aroused ))
Jeska or Jukon: boring day today
Hipster Asriel: not as boring as undyne.
King Hyper: "Definitely."
Erron: Really? -Wipes his face, he almost got it all- O-Oh damn...
Jeska or Jukon: almost as boring as that undyne
Jeska or Jukon: ((Damn it you beat me to it
King Hyper: "What Undyne?"
Hipster Asriel: "Eh. Almost got it all."
Jeska or Jukon: some lass at the bar, finds a way to bore to death nearly anyone
Erron: -Wipes his face again, ok, he's good-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
Hipster Asriel: "There you go." He kisses Erron, smiling.
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Hipster Asriel: (( undyne.: "want to read this knitting book with me" ))
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Erron: -Kisses him back-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's true tool
Asriel_Dreemurr: ."I
Asriel_Dreemurr: FUCJ
Erron: ((Ayy Chime))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Too*
Gaster: ((hello
Hipster Asriel: (( "FUCJ" -AD 2016 ))
King Hyper: "Ah."
King Hyper: ((ello
DamnDude: (( oi ))
Gaster: ((guess who watched the newest star wars with someone who hadn't seen it yet today
Barchar: (is anyone in the bar rn)
Gaster: ((he didn't know about han
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, imma head back."
Barchar: (awww)
Barchar: (that scene actually managed to fake me out before the light change too)
Barchar: (i genuinely thought Han might live)
Barchar: (but he didn't shoot first)
Fanta: ((Ayy
Jeska or Jukon: so is all all 3 of snuggling out of the question
Fanta: ((Am making game
Jeska or Jukon: oh alright
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Gaster: ((it faked him out too, but then kylo went all stabby and he jumped up and yelled YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Fanta: ((Armor types: Fuck you
Jeska or Jukon: there he goes
Gaster: ((I felt so bad for laughing
Barchar: (sounds like y'all had a good time)
Jeska or Jukon: and he didn't even as what was wrong
Gaster: ((also starting today i think i'm going to try cutting soda out of my diet
Hipster Asriel: (( -hides their soda- mhm ))
Gaster: ((it's gonna be hard since i love the sensation of the bubbles but i feel like i really don't need all that sugar
Jeska or Jukon: -le sigh-
Barchar: (good luck)
Hipster Asriel: (( "I love the sensation of the bubbles" -Chime 2016 ))
Barchar: (its gonna work for a while, but eventually you're just gonna REALLY GODDAMN WANT A SODA)
Erron: ((Blasphemy, Chime! I would never be able to do that, I have an emotional dependence on Coca-Cola))
Barchar: (and not have one)
King Hyper: "Oh well."
Barchar: (and it's torture)
Barchar: (happened to me with sprite)
Gaster: ((also i can't have diet sodas since i'm pretty allergic to the artifical sweeteners
Gaster: ((plus the artificial crap's just as bad as real sugar
King Hyper: * He looks down at Jukon. "What kind of drink do you like?"
Jeska or Jukon: something hard
Jeska or Jukon: whiskey
Barchar: (diet soda tastes like pissed soaked in the blood of dead children so who cares lok)
King Hyper: * Whiskey appears in his paw. "Here." He hands it to Jukon.
Jeska or Jukon: -starts drinking straight from the bottle- thanks bud
Jeska or Jukon: didn't know you could do that
King Hyper: "I was actually testing my soul."
King Hyper: "I guess it works well."
King Hyper: * He yawns.
Gaster: ((it tastes like plastic lmao
King Hyper: "It wears me out, though."
MB!SwapMuffet: (feel like playing this mf but has no idea what to do with her)
Jeska or Jukon: heh, thought I found a new place to crash
UF!Grillby: ((I feel you.
Jeska or Jukon: why go to the bar and (not) pay for drinks there
King Hyper: "You can only have one."
King Hyper: "I can't make five thousand of them."
MB!SwapMuffet: (i mean, I presume they have leisure time that doesn't involve banging their patrons, but still)
Jeska or Jukon: one bottle is enough -begins to chug it-
King Hyper: "That's good."
MB!SwapMuffet: (so she could just chill in the bar, but...you know. Wanna do SOMETHING with her)
Jeska or Jukon: unfornately, I'm now a lightweight
Gaster: ((Oh yeah. I imagine Fellby enjoys hanging out in the music room
Hipster Asriel: "...."
Barchar: (gaster prolly spends most of his time either entertaining or being entertained when not initiating new recruits in one or another of the businesses)
Jeska or Jukon: -is a bit woosie now-
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Gaster: ((Oh, yeah.
King Hyper: "Oh boy."
Erron: -Leans back- Oh jeez...
MB!SwapMuffet: just enters the bar, ordering something from grillby and sitting down.
Gaster: ((Scumster usually has one of his favorites by his side, though.
Fanta: ((Imma make the save noise the mario paint cat sound
Jeska or Jukon: I'll be fine though -starts swaying-
Fanta: ((Because the save is a shoe
Gaster: walks in as well, grinning like a fool. One tends to do that when they know they're getting their eyesight back.
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Gaster: He promptly bumps into a table. Whoops.
Jeska or Jukon: hey thanks for putting up with my bullsiht
MB!SwapMuffet: (o presume the bosses do occasionally take their turn on the floor. But not that often. Muffet does it the most, just because she has to put all that training to some use)
Jeska or Jukon: you're a real swell guy
MB!SwapMuffet: jumps, as he bumps into her table. "My, deary, how much have you had to drink?"
King Hyper: * He smiles, nodding.
Hipster Asriel: He leans in Erron.
King Hyper: "Yeah."
King Hyper: "Thanks."
Hipster Asriel: on* fuck
Gaster: Nothing! I just can't see shit!
Hipster Asriel: well leaning in is uh
Hipster Asriel: uhm
Gaster: Well, I can, but it's all blurry.
Erron: -Oh bby-
Hipster Asriel: oh bby
MB!SwapMuffet: "...oh. Apologies." she sips her wine.
MB!SwapMuffet: because of course she'd get wine. She's a classy lady.
Gaster: No, no, it's fine.
Erron: -Hugs HA-
Gaster: finds his way to his own table, glancing around. He's still grinning like a fool.
Jeska or Jukon: -sits up- also that I'm sorry for everything
Gaster: I knew it'd come back naturally!
MB!SwapMuffet: "What's that, deary?"
Hipster Asriel: He hugs Erron back.
King Hyper: "Don't worry. It's fine."
Jeska or Jukon: -leans on him, the alcohol is taking his effect-
Gaster: My eyesight. Everyone was always saying "Oh, Gaster, we need to find a way to bring it back," but I had the hunch it'd come back fine on it's own!
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King Hyper: "Are you drunk?"
King Hyper: "Just asking."
MB!SwapMuffet: "That's wonderful! I'm sure your husband is very happy."
Jeska or Jukon: a bit, just finished the bottle
Gaster: Oh, I bet he is. I can't wait until I can see his beautiful face again.
Jeska or Jukon: that a bad thing?
King Hyper: "No, it's fine."
Jeska or Jukon: I might pass out in a minute
MB!SwapMuffet: chuckles, taking a long drink of her wine. "That mettaton, yes?"
King Hyper: "Alright."
Gaster: Indeed.
Jeska or Jukon: mind watchin over me while I sleep?
Erron: -Starts cuddling with HA- Heh...
King Hyper: "Sure."
Jeska or Jukon: thanks, you're the best
Jeska or Jukon: -kisses him on the cheeck and passes out-
Hipster Asriel: "Heh."
King Hyper: "Heh."
MB!SwapMuffet: "I actually once was in a relationship with a mettaton. Not my own, he prefers 'happstablook'. I can't deny that they're rather good looking. And good at their business, if you understand my meaning, deary."
Gaster: Oh, definitely. Almost every Mettaton I've met knows how to put on a show.
Jeska or Jukon: -is slumped over hyper, sleeping-
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mettaton.: Then a Mettaton walks in. Nothing special. It's a boring Mettaton.
mettaton.: "no fuck this" He walks out.
Gaster: Ah, there's one now.
Gaster: ... Or not.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Not quite what I meant, but that too."
King Hyper: * He sighs.
Gaster: Oh? And what did you mean, Muffet?
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Gaster: A red flag raises in Gaster's mind.
Jeska or Jukon: ((g2g
Gaster: ((bye
MB!SwapMuffet: "Come now, gaster, it's mettaton. You know full well what I mean. Sex."
Gaster: ...
King Hyper: ((bye
MB!SwapMuffet: "I mean his metaphorical job, of course."
Erron: ((bye
Gaster: I... see.
MB!SwapMuffet: "I didn't pay him for it." she said, making a bit of an effort not to put emphasis on the pronoun.
MB!SwapMuffet: "Excuse me for a moment." she stands up, getting a refill on her wine
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Gaster: nods, still a little suspicious.
MB!SwapMuffet: comes back, sitting down. "I'm back, just so you know. I'm not sure how well you can tell."
Gaster: I can see your outline, Muffet.
MB!SwapMuffet: gives a thumbs up. Hopefully he can tell that. She...hoped he didn't see it as a middle finger instead.
Gaster: You look like a big purple blob.
Hipster Asriel: "..."
MB!SwapMuffet: "Oh. Well. I gave a thumbs up."
MB!SwapMuffet: "I didn't quite know the extent of your vision. Thank you for the information."
Gaster: Alright, I was worried there for a second.
MB!SwapMuffet: "I have no reason to flip you off, deary."
Erron: -Kisses HA- I luv you...
Gaster: I... suppose you're right.