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Yazan: ((And now it works
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: ((Woot!))
Yazan: ((Right at the moment I have to head to work
: ((Woow.))
: ((Bye, Yazan.))
Yazan: Ill likely be watchin
: ((Alrighty.))
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: ((Ayy
: ((Ah wait I'm still this
: ((Ayy.))
: ((Also, I assume you're Tri?))
: ((Yee
: ((yeeee
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: ((we're in the Alive Club))
: | [] is now Five Freaking Characters [Five Characters].
: ((same with Flame))
Bondertale: (hi)
Five Characters: ((Yay I'm part of the club
Five Characters: ((Why has CaU been rip recently
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Bondertale: (who knows)
Five Characters: ((Strange
Hipster Asriel: (( -emerges from a distant pile of rubble- ))
Five Characters: ((My meme still hasn't processed wtf
Five Characters: ((https://soundcloud.com/triduosolo/all-star-zircon 23 hours
Five Characters: ((23 hours that it's been processing
Five Characters: ((And it isn't done
Hipster Asriel: (( http://i.imgur.com/B5TlQ7f.png ))
The Tin Twins: ((Sticks leggy
Hipster Asriel: (( -sticks leg in air- ))
Five Characters: ((So what are the activities in the Alive Club
Hipster Asriel: (( Talking with a friend on skype ))
Hipster Asriel: (( Did you see that image I posted ))
Hipster Asriel: (( I've been up to that recently ))
: ((You stay alive))
Hipster Asriel: (( Frisky do you have the atom launcher ))
Hipster Asriel: (( It looks amazing ))
Five Characters: ((I saw the image but I don't get it
: ((yes
: ((it is))
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Five Characters: ((Flame left the alive club
The Tin Twins: ((BRB Turning Steam Powered Giraffe into dubstep))
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The Tin Twins: ((Shit))
The Tin Twins: ((Accidently chose the wrong song))
The Tin Twins: ((Making a dubstep remix of a dubstep song))
Five Characters: ((Gj
The Tin Twins: ((Double Dubstep Lavender Town))
Five Characters: ((Lavender town? Wowie
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The Tin Twins: ((Holy shit))
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Five Characters: ((Wot
Fanta: ((Ayy
Five Characters: ((Ayy
The Tin Twins: ((This is actually kinda good))
: ((ayy
Fanta: ((Just finished right hand training
Yazan: ((Oi
Bondertale: (hey slarv)
Fanta: ((And just general talking
Five Characters: ((Nice
Bondertale: (you ready to kill bazzy yet)
Fanta: ((Begging him not to go to sleep
Bondertale: (this mofo has been alive for, like, half a week longer than he should of)
Fanta: ((Sure, I may have to get dinner tho
Bondertale: (kk)
Fanta: is snuggled up to him
Bondertale: is snuggled up to her as well
The Tin Twins: ((I'VE MADE HELL))
Five Characters: ((Quick make a soundcloud
Bondertale: (when you're ready to finally kill his ass, get talking about barchar's abilities. )
Fanta: nuzzles against him, smiling
Bondertale: Bazzy sighs. "God, I'm glad that things have finally started to...do something like normalizing."
Sincere: * He's still taped to the ceiling.
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Fanta: Yeah
The Tin Twins: (( https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-remix ))
Bondertale: "I'm alive. You're here. Sure, I've got barchar in my head but she really seems pretty alright. Nosy, but...alright."
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The Tin Twins: ((Wait no))
The Tin Twins: ((Alright that link works))
Yazan: ((Juat here to watch. At work
Five Characters: ((wowie
Fanta: I'm glad to be getting back to normal..
Bondertale: (that remix is surprisingly akright)
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Five Characters: ((It is
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Fanta: What all do you know about her?
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Bondertale: "Uhh...she seems to like us a lot. Her emotions are kinda chaotic. I'd say she's bipolar, but she's more like...octopolar."
Fanta: Hmm...
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Fanta: She's always watching, right?
Fanta: Even er, yesterday?
Five Characters: ((I'm trying the wub machine, let's see how this works
Bondertale: "I doesn't know. She certainly knows a LOT of stuff"
Bondertale: "Oh...yeah, that she saw."
Bondertale: "A lot of the past day has been her trying to figure out how the hell we even did most if that stuff."
Five Characters: ((And it wasn't good gg
Fanta: Hehe... It was pretty fun
Fanta: Being an amalgam has its perks
The Tin Twins: ((Imma run another song through))
Bondertale: (wub a wub song)
Bondertale: (rewub the previously wubbed lavender town)
Five Characters: ((I'm not gonna do dubstep because I don't like dubstep
Bondertale: "Heh, yeah, don't I know it?"
Five Characters: ((And the page froze rip
The Tin Twins: ((Doing electro house))
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Five Characters: ((Was gonna do drum and bass
Five Characters: (("Sorry, something went wrong. Please try again later!"
Five Characters: ((ffffffffff
The Tin Twins: ((CHECK GRILLBY'S))
Fanta: ((Lol
Five Characters: ((Attempt #3
Fanta: ((That bot's not even supposed to be there :P
Bondertale: "But that's not even what I mean. She's pretty sure I should have died by, like, 132."
Bondertale: "But then we went and more than doubled that."
Fanta: Maybe it's the soul
Five Characters: ((Alright it worked and it would be good if the note sequence wasn't strange af
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Bondertale: summons the soul. It still looks like a lumpy mishmash. "Ehhh, maybe. I guess the body control is probably not normal."
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Five Characters: ((Trying electro house because surely there's a way to wub this song gud
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Bondertale: "I may not be be able to do the kinda crazy shit you can, but I can do some shape-shifting. That's certainly different."
: ((hi mv
Fanta: ((Ayy
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Bondertale: "...Didnt you make this thing? Shouldn't you know?"
Bondertale: (hi mv)
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Five Characters: ((Ayy
Fanta: I made a powerful soul, but it looks pretty different now
Bondertale: (bazzy's about to finally get his permadeath)
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Bondertale: "Yeah, I guess barchar has pretty well messed with it."
Fanta: Mhm...
The Tin Twins: ((Hey MTT I made a thing))
The Tin Twins: ((MTT/MV))
MettatonSEX: ((oh?
The Tin Twins: (( https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-electro ))
Five Characters: ((This song is unwubbable rip
Bondertale: (this fucker has lived for about a week more than he was supposed to, and it's finally gonna catch up)
Five Characters: ((The pattern of the song is already strange, when wubbed the pattern is terrible
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Fanta: ((I wubbed Men's Hair Club
Fanta: ((It sounds awful
MettatonSEX: ((try wubbing ponponpon
The Tin Twins: ((I wubbed a song from Parasyte))
MettatonSEX: ((ah
The Tin Twins: ((It sounds PRETTY DAMN FUNKY))
MettatonSEX: ((it sure as fuck does
Five Characters: ((Attempt #5 with a different song
Bondertale: (ponponpon wubbed)
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Five Characters: ((First of all it's 30 seconds why
Bondertale: (what is that)
Five Characters: ((Second of all it's also bad rip
Fanta: chuckles, "You're not still finding toys, are you?"
MettatonSEX: ((its a jpop song
Bondertale: "(i know what ponponpon is)
MettatonSEX: ((oh
The Tin Twins: https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-electro Tri try this))
Bondertale: (i don't really get what fanta's saying there, slarv. I think you worded it weirdly(
Five Characters: ((don't you mean tri this
Fanta: I found one earlier today, guess I forgot about it
Five Characters: ((I don't know how to describe it
Five Characters: ((Okay it gets much cleaner later
Fanta: is talking about sex toys you dumb goat
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Bondertale: (yes but wtf does she mean 'do you keep finding them')
The Tin Twins: ((Mine sounds like someone bastardized a piano and proceeded to have an 8th grade gifted band student tap at it))
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Fanta: in your goat ass
Five Characters: ((Ayy Gaster
Gaster: ((hi there
Fanta: ((Hoi
Gaster: ((i'm gonna go go to the bathroom
MettatonSEX: ((ayyyyy chime
Five Characters: ((Yeah, the pattern is nice but the notes are ech
MettatonSEX: ((have fun
Five Characters: (( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
The Tin Twins: ((I like Piano, so this is fine to me))
The Tin Twins: (( https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-electro Chime look at my creation ))
Fanta: and probably other places too
Bondertale: "Eh....not as often."
: ((have fun))
Fanta: chuckles, snuggling back in
Bondertale: "Barchar been making sure I know where they are. She's helpful, sometimes."
Fanta: Aww, that's no fun
Five Characters: ((One day one of my wubs will be decent
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The Tin Twins: ((HAH))
The Tin Twins: ((DUDE TRI))
The Tin Twins: ((LISTEN TO THE END OF IT))
The Tin Twins: ((THE LIFTOFF GHOST))
Barchar: has actually been neglecting to tell him about a few for the gigglez
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Fanta: unabsorbs a controller
Bondertale: chuckles, shrugging g
Gaster: ((i may or may not rp tonight, i think i made a mistake by eating taco bell
Five Characters: ((ow
Fanta: turns it up, ever so slightly
Bondertale: (taco bell has never been a problem for me)
Fanta: ((Rip
Five Characters: ((I've never really been to taco bell but the things people say make me not want to go lol
Bondertale: (granted, I don't get it spicy, but still )
Bondertale: "ooookay guess there more."
: ((Dipper Goes to Taco Bell))
Five Characters: ((pls
MettatonSEX: ((don't
Gaster: ((NO
Bondertale: Leave)
Fanta: Hehehe
Gaster: ((actually i saw a dipper cosplayer heading to the taco bell before the realization hit him
Fanta: ((YES
: ((lmao))
Gaster: ((i've never seen a cosplayer turn around that fast
Bondertale: (PFFF)
Five Characters: ((wowie
MettatonSEX: ((omg
Bondertale: ('Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck)
Fanta: (("FUCK"
Fanta: ((Was mabel going too?
Fanta: ((If so
Fanta: ((Yes
Bondertale: (poor guy, he didn't get to eat shitty 'Mexican food' )
Gaster: ((there were a lot of mables but there wasn't one with him
Five Characters: (("Sorry! That file type is not supported. Please try another!" whhyyyyyyyy
Fanta: ((666 kill chop deluxe wubbed is awful
Fanta: reabsorbs it, snuggling back it
Five Characters: ((I'm gonna wub all star acapella pls be good
Bondertale: 'Why didn't you tell me about that?'
Barchar: 'Oh, you know, I just forgot <3'
Bondertale: '...riiight'
Bondertale: "...damn that feels kinda nice."
Fanta: 'accidentally' bumps it up to full blast woops
Five Characters: ((no it's bad why
Fanta: Ooooops
Fanta: turns it off
MettatonSEX: ((imagine a dipper cosplayer going i to taco bell and smiling bc they know the fic and they love to revel in others's horror
Bondertale: (I'd just stare everybody in the room right in the eye )
Bondertale: (every time I passed)
Five Characters: ((I'd just nod
MettatonSEX: ((i would
The Tin Twins: ((They suddenly run into the bathroom and fake diarrhea just to fuck with people in the place))
Five Characters: ((With a knowing look
MettatonSEX: ((i would tbh
Fanta: chuckles
Fanta: Sorry
Five Characters: ((Anything with lyrics does not wub well apparently
Bondertale: pants slightly. "Hoooo...better."
MettatonSEX: ((whats new pussycat wubs very well
MettatonSEX: ((it is a beautiful mess
Fanta: 301?
Bondertale: (BWAUUM BWAUUM)
Gaster: ((wubs new pussycat
Bondertale: "Not yet."
Five Characters: ((Brb
MettatonSEX: ((k
Bondertale: "I feel like we have to have broken some records by this point."
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Fanta: Aww
The Tin Twins: ((My sister has been hijacking my youtube recently))
Fanta: Maybe
The Tin Twins: ((And I can tell she's a bit of a nightcore fan))
MettatonSEX: ((oh no
Fanta: Wonder if there even is a record for that
The Tin Twins: ((My reccomended videos is entirely nightcore))
Bondertale: "If there isn't, there could be."
Bondertale: (that tends to happen if you just listen to a lot of music I think)
The Tin Twins: ((One second putting a ghost battle jazz remix into the wub machine))
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Fanta: scratches his ears
Bondertale: (YES)
DamnDude: (( How long was MSparp down? ))
Gaster: ((i don't know
The Tin Twins: ((https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-electro Chime look at my creation))
Bondertale: he hums, leaning on her. Barchar smiles, happy to see them happy.
MettatonSEX: and Glamor enter the bar. Glamor is in a different but still very cute pink, cream, and copper steampunk outfit, with the pink and copper goggles on too.
Gaster: ((not now, i have a very bad headache
The Tin Twins: ((I'm imagining that))
The Tin Twins: ((Well, see, since Steel sharpended literally everything on those goggles))
Bondertale: (its not that bassy, chime)
The Tin Twins: ((Those are basically a fusion of steampunk goggles and kamina glasses))
Fanta: You're wonderful, Asriel
Bondertale: (you'll prolly be fine)
MettatonSEX: ((they probably are
Gaster: ((still
Bondertale: smiles. "Thanks, Fanta. You're pretty great, too."
The Tin Twins: The twins are dragging robot bodies out of the bar and through the anydoor.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-looks to the two.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: also looks.
MettatonSEX: Um.
Fanta: kisses
Barchar: might be getting just a bit carried away with how cute she finds this, manipulating bazzy jjuuust a little bit.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Do you two need help?[/font]
The Tin Twins: Ask Slarv for a description of the robots. The Twins are just using them for metal.
Bondertale: which would be why he does so back, quite a bit more passionately than probably wxpected
The Tin Twins: Steel shakes his head, but Aluminum just beckons MTT&G to the bodies, seing as how they offered to help.
Fanta: robots that aren't even close to humanoid
MettatonSEX: and Glamor lift a particularly heavy one together, following the two
The Tin Twins: ((Lets electro house a gaster theme))
The Tin Twins: They're just chucking the bots into a truck again, harnessing the metal.
Fanta: passionately kisses as well
Fanta: it sparks in Glamor's hands
MettatonSEX: and Glamor work together to do the same, and Glamor, carrying a small one, yelps and drops it.
MettatonSEX: Glamor, what's wrong?
Glamor: [font=glamor]It sparked![/font]
MettatonSEX: Are you hurt?
Fanta: well lookie there, it's one that's not quite dead yet
Glamor: [font=glamor]No, but it was pretty shocking.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ....
The Tin Twins: The twins just keep on going. Steel turns and grabs the robot by the damn neck.
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MettatonSEX: You take after your oldest brother.
Fanta: it's a spider bot
Bondertale: breaks away, sighing. "Well. That was good."
Fanta: its moves its fangs
: ((hi b
Fanta: ?
The Tin Twins: By the torso.
Human!Sans: ((Yo I just heard my first legit hate speech in months))
Human!Sans: ((it was kinda refreshing))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-runs a bone through its leg, missing his mark.-[/font]
The Tin Twins: Steel just holds it up, and looks at Aluminum, as if trying to decide what to do with it.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ((hi b i'm back from convention land
Fanta: aaaand, now it's dead
Human!Sans: ((well almost refreshing, but the guy wasn't even trying))
Glamor: [font=glamor]....Is it dead?[/font]
Fanta: yes because it makes a small explosion
Glamor: [font=glamor]Ah![/font]
The Tin Twins: Steel takes the brunt of the boom, not even moving. Aluminun falls back a bit.
Human!Sans: ((lol he was trying to make some pump-up speech about how you need jaysus to change the world and he just threw in offhand:))
Bondertale: "The kiss, you dingus. I thought I was the oblivious one here."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-gets hit in the shoulder, in mild pain.[/font]
Fanta: Why did you stop?
Human!Sans: (("You're not going to change the world if you're sexually active and you're gay. You're not going to change the world if you're doing drugs. You're not going to change the world if you have same-sex attractions and you're acting on them."))
MettatonSEX: protected his son from most of it, though.
MettatonSEX: ((wow))
Fanta: ((Wew
Human!Sans: ((My favorite part is how drugs was lumped in there. Like they're even remotely related.))
The Tin Twins: Steel turns around, gripping what's left of the damn thing and throwing it at the floor, grinding what's left of the metal inside a nice fine metal dust with his heel.
Human!Sans: ((Legalize gay marijuana))
The Tin Twins: He's got shrapnel right damn through his chest and arms. Aluminum is rolling her eyes. This happens a lot when they salvage robots.
Glamor: [font=glamor]........Are you okay, Steel?[/font]
MettatonSEX: That does look like it hurt, even for you.
The Tin Twins: Theres a reason Steel does most of the heavy lifting, anything that falls on him or explodes won't dent him too bad. He just smiles and nods.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay. Um... I'll go get the last one.[/font]
Human!Sans: ((Took all my power to not go and tell him about Julius Caesar and Alan Turing))
The Tin Twins: ((Should've yelled out something about Hitler))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-gets the last, small robot and chucks it in-[/font]
Fanta: ((Oh boy
Fanta: ((I just remembered a story
Bondertale: "I do need to breath, Fanta."
Fanta: the robots all read the same as the last one
Human!Sans: ((I had a name tag on at the time, actually. It said "I killed Hitler in a past life."))
The Tin Twins: Tungsten steps out of the truck this time, instead of driving off, walking up to Steel.
MettatonSEX: ((ohhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooo
Fanta: smiles, "Ahhh, mortal issues"
Human!Sans: ((Glad you mentioned the Führer))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-watches-[/font]
Bondertale: "Yeah, unfortunately I don't get any of barchar's immortality with the possession deal."
MettatonSEX: ((now that CONFIRMS were the same person bc you turned me into hitler
Human!Sans: ((yep yep yep))
Fanta: ((You were already hitler
The Tin Twins: "Well boy, good job taking that hit. Come by the workshop will you later? We can fix up those scratches." He says, pulling out a blowtorch and just mending up those giant shrapnel holes with a bit of titanium.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-flinches at the blowtorch-[/font]
Fanta: I can hardly remember breathing
MettatonSEX: He won't hurt you, Glamor. It's alright.
Human!Sans: ((Speaking of Yep Yep Yep, did you know that the kid who was the voice actor for that dinosaur was brutally murdered by her father?))
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Fanta: ((Alright listen up
Human!Sans: ((no joke her gravestone says "yep yep yep"))
Fanta: ((It's story time
The Tin Twins: He turns to MTT and Glamor. "Now you two, since you've helped so much, feel free to come by later to get some stuff! It's on the house!" Before walking back to the truck, using some sort of elderly-cane to get into the truck. Driving it off.
Human!Sans: ((ok serge Slarv))
Glamor: [font=glamor]Um... okay?[/font]
Human!Sans: ((*sarge))
Bondertale: "Lucky."
Fanta: ((So when I was 13 I was in the youth group at church
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Human!Sans: ((dis gon b gud))
Bondertale: "If I didn't need that, we could make put WAY better."
Fanta: ((We went to a baptist worship thingy
The Tin Twins: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/6a/cc/2d6acc5c3e625ef22fbd325226d45fdd.jpg ))
Fanta: ((For 4 days
Flame_warp : (( *sits down politely to listen to uncle slarvy's storytime* ))
Fanta: ((The first day they seperated us by gender
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Human!Sans: ((Jesus Camp plz))
Fanta: ((Girls go fuckin wherever, boys go to a room with 5 fucking pastors
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Human!Sans: ((did they teach you the great doctrines of /r/nofap?))
MettatonSEX: ((so the boys can only fuck in the pastor section
Fanta: ((They sit us down and ask us "WHO OF YOU WATCHED PORN IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS"
MettatonSEX: ((bc the girls fucked wherever
MettatonSEX: ((omg
Fanta: ((And after nobody fucking raised their hand for a while some people did
Human!Sans: ((ayy/lmao))
Fanta: (("I SEE LIARS"
Human!Sans: ((omfg))
Fanta: ((Some hands
Bondertale: (that's just invasion of privacy)
Fanta: ((One kid
Human!Sans: ((*pastors raise hands*))
Fanta: ((One kid's hand shakily goes up
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Fanta: ((It took everything in me not to say "I'm watching porn right now sir"
Human!Sans: ((That poor son of a bitch))
Fanta: ((There was more than our group there
Fanta: ((So I dunno what happened to him
Fanta: ((But he wasn't in the boys group for a few hours
Gaster: ((... oh dear
Human!Sans: ((one of my friends got into Christianity as a a solution for his depression that he never told anyone about))
Human!Sans: ((I feel so bad for him.))
MettatonSEX: (([s]he was watching porn[/s]
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Bondertale: (that had to have made it worse)
Fanta: ((I used to be like that
Human!Sans: ((Apparently it worked))
Bondertale: (Christianity is so heavily based on hating yourself)
Bondertale: (seriously? Geez)
Human!Sans: ((You'd be surprised, actually))
Fanta: ((Imma go watch walking dead and get food
Fanta: ((Be back in an hour ish
Human!Sans: ((They're full of shit in a lot of ways, but not in that regard.))
Fanta: ((Then maybe I'll let azzy on idk
Fanta: ((He's better with the right hand now
Human!Sans: ((cya Slarv))
Bondertale: (maybe it depends on the sect)
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Glamor: [font=glamor]...Is the stuff, uh, like these goggles? Because Dad told me you made them, Steel, so, uh......[/font]
Human!Sans: ((WAIT A SECOND))
MettatonSEX: It's all kinds of things.
Human!Sans: ((If Christianity is about hating yourself))
Human!Sans: ((Azzy is Christian confirmed))
MettatonSEX: ((but that woukd make me christian
Human!Sans: ((well uh))
MettatonSEX: ((im joking around
Human!Sans: ((get praying then bitch))
MettatonSEX: ((and i pray
Human!Sans: ((drop down and give me twenty))
MettatonSEX: ((i pray every single day
MettatonSEX: ((for revolutioooooooooon
Human!Sans: ((FOR A R- fuck))
Bondertale: (that's like saying that because being vegetarian involves eating vegetables, everyone who eats vegetables is a vegetarian)
Bondertale: (i was going to make that joke mv)
MettatonSEX: ((heh
Human!Sans: ((I wonder when ill finally get around to revealing my euphoria to my parents))
Human!Sans: ((I mean come on they know I own a fedora can't they put two and two together))
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
Bondertale: (don't bother)
Bondertale: (if theyre religious)
Glamor: [font=glamor]Uh, where do we get the things?[/font]
Bondertale: (it can only bring pain)
Gaster: ((your euphoria?
Gaster: ((I do believe you mean atheism?
Human!Sans: ((still trying to figure out whether they'd give me too much shit))
Bondertale: (atheism. Memes. Dank ones.)
Bondertale: (judt don't risk it dude)
Human!Sans: ((atheism=euphoria brah))
Five Characters: ((Back
Gaster: ((oh
Human!Sans: ((lern2dank))
Bondertale: (if they ask, tell the truth, but don't just, like, come out if the atheistic closet)
Five Characters: ((I come back and religion
The Tin Twins: ((*Tips Trillby*))
Human!Sans: ((It'll probably be about the same time I let my fabulous out))
Gaster: ((HOLY SHIT
Five Characters: ((?
Human!Sans: ((GIMME))
Five Characters: ((:O
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MettatonSEX: ((omg
: ((Oh bby
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Human!Sans: ((heyD))
The Tin Twins: (( http://imgur.com/APpXx ))
Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/atkofo
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Gaster: ((i'm just in the bg going nyoooom
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kek))
Five Characters: ((11/10
Five Characters: ((to both of those
Human!Sans: ((Who even are these dressed up folks))
Human!Sans: ((I'm not familiar with the Chinese cartoons))
Five Characters: ((cosplayers
The Tin Twins: ((Someday imma cosplay Laharl))
Bondertale: (gaster's like)
The Tin Twins: ((It wouldn't take much, i'd just need some red shorts, red and white shoes, socks, blue hairdye/wig, so much hair gel))
Bondertale: ('ey Gregg u gon tap Dat? ')
The Tin Twins: ((Some bracelets and gold paint))
The Tin Twins: ((A big red mikasa scarf))
Five Characters: ((but
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MettatonSEX: ((steven nyoomiverse
Five Characters: ((flame that's the beginning of a bad ship
Bondertale: (stets uninu)
The Tin Twins: ((And one of the skin tone body suits so my disgusting flab and nipples aren't around because FOR FUCKS SAKE LAHARL GET A SHIRT))
Bondertale: (gasterose)
Bondertale: (or gregster)
Gaster: ((maybe he'd like both
Five Characters: ((gregsterose
The Tin Twins: ((it's through the mirror))
Human!Sans: ((I'd cosplay Bowie, but A. I have the one kind of hair he never did. B. I couldn't do it justice. C. I got the wrong face type anyway. D. My parents would think I'm gayer than Elton John))
The Tin Twins: ((Gaster isn't even behind themn))
Bondertale: (or gregsterose, who sounds like a world of warcraft character)
The Tin Twins: ((He's in the fucking mirror))
Gaster: ((i can't wait to see if anyone posts stuff for the undertale photoshoot
Bondertale: (dammit tri you beat me to it)
Human!Sans: ((really my general look doesn't suit cosplay at all))
MettatonSEX: ((gregastroton
Five Characters: ((yay
: ((gretagross))
Bondertale: (that child would be very interesting)
The Tin Twins: The twins go back into the bar Aluminum pulls out her laptop, while Steel seems to be putting on some kind of heavy metal boots.
MettatonSEX: ((oh dear
Human!Sans: ((Great Afros?))
Bondertale: (Steven quartz-blook universe)
MettatonSEX: ((steven quartz-gaster-blook universe
Bondertale: (or even quartz-blook-dings)
Human!Sans: (( bruh the only real OTP is Saitama X Caillou ))
Gaster: ((caillou's underage tho
Bondertale: (he's part gem, part human, part skeleton, part ghost, and all abomination)
Bondertale: (people grow up chime)
MettatonSEX: ((a quadrisoul fusion that makes a skeleghost gem human
Human!Sans: ((Two lovers, locked in a tragic dilemma: Saitama can punch anything... But cancer.))
Five Characters: ((he's made of a transparent human skeleton with a gem in the middle
Gaster: ((he's just a kid who's four
The Tin Twins: ((FFFFFAJF,A.NBFA,JF0)
Gaster: ((each day he grows some more
Five Characters: ((wot
Bondertale: (Saitama could probably punch cancer)
Five Characters: ((laharl are you okay
: ((that sound like a nursery rhyme chime))
: ((sounds*
Human!Sans: ((Laharl tried to punch cancer))
Five Characters: ((oh no
The Tin Twins: (9AND IT'S HELL))
Human!Sans: ((brb))
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Bondertale: (WHEN YOU WALK AWAY)
Bondertale: (YOU WON'T HEAR ME SAY)
: ((YOU FUCK))
Bondertale: (I'VE NEVER PLAYED KH)
Gaster: ((same
MettatonSEX: goes to Steel and Aluminum, with Glamor following. "Hey, would you mind if we went to the place I went to a day or two ago?"
Sincere: * He's still taped to the ceiling.
The Tin Twins: Aluminum looks up, and just signs, figuring Glamor might be able to translate. 'Steel's heading over there, i'm on break. Feel free to follow him.' And goes back to tapping her laptop.
The Tin Twins: They may be twins, but sometimes Aluminum and Steel need some damn alone time.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay! Dad, Steel's going there.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Alright, then.
: ((there you go))
The Tin Twins: Steel nods, and finishes putting on the giant boots. Gesturing to Aluminum to pass along a message.
The Tin Twins: 'He says make sure to put on something metal, he's going into the magnet chambers.'
Bondertale: (oh. So I only got one line. Though another was just a consonant away )
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Five Characters: ((http://i.imgur.com/0Exapek.png
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Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm wearing metal, so okay.[/font]
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Human!Sans: ((so I just realized that there's another level to the Undyne name pun))
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Five Characters: ((Is it Undine
MettatonSEX: and Glamor follow Steel
Hipster Asriel: ( "Are you Undyne? 'Cause I'd like to show you my Spear of Justice' )
Human!Sans: ((In organic chemistry, -ynes are highly reactive and volatile))
The Tin Twins: Steel steps through the anydoor, once more entering the giant workshop timeline.
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Five Characters: ((ah
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Human!Sans: ((I want to believe he meant that))
The Tin Twins: Left right straight down left left right straight down a few more turns and it's down that giant hall full of 'Master Tungsten' shops.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Coooooool.[/font]
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The Tin Twins: Steel walks down the shops, going into the clothing & weaponry one once again.
MettatonSEX: and Glamor follow. I almost typed Gaster rip me
Gaster: is at home, being blind.
The Tin Twins: Starting to regret that blind thing yet chime?
Gaster: ((Not at all.
The Tin Twins: ((Nice. I tried it once))
The Tin Twins: ((And I kept fucking up))
The Tin Twins: He steps into the back forges once more, but passes right past the clothing. 'What do you want to make?' he writes on one of the boards.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad, you always say you want black boots, why not those?[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]I saw boot covers.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh, that does sound delightful. That would be nice, yes.
The Tin Twins: He nods, and takes out a giant boot MOLD. Not a boot, a mold.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Awesome![/font]
The Tin Twins: 'We're going to be making it from scratch this time if thats fine, it lets me do a lot more with it other than just make it sharp.'
The Tin Twins: 'Makes it able to do magic, instead of physical damage.'
MettatonSEX: That's more than fine.
The Tin Twins: He gestures back to the metal room, pointing to the metals for them to make a choice.
Five Characters: (([url=http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=a00d9c099cc5ca9743b5279b00e91867]what have i done[/url]
MettatonSEX: Hmm, I believe stainless steel would be the best option. Lightweight, simple, but sturdy.
Glamor: [font=glamor]The heels should be knives.[/font]
MettatonSEX: No, then they'd stab the ground.
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Oh.[/font]
MettatonSEX: I already damage Grillby's enough as it is. Only reason he never kicks me out is because he likes me.
Gaster: (( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
MettatonSEX: ((yes that was implied
MettatonSEX: Besides, I can stab with my heels already.
Bondertale: (grillston)
Glamor: [font=glamor]That's metal as heck.[/font]
Bondertale: (ot3)
MettatonSEX: ((gastonby
MettatonSEX: ((hot wings and legs
The Tin Twins: Steel facepalms at the pun, and takes several giant ingots of steel.
Bondertale: (leg so hot)
The Tin Twins: Yes, steel comes in ingots.
The Tin Twins: It's a very hard process.
Bondertale: (hot hot leg)
Glamor: [font=glamor]-snickers-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((leg so hot you fry an egg
Bondertale: (leg so hot because it's literally on fucking fire somebody put it out)
MettatonSEX: watches
The Tin Twins: He walks PAST the forge, entering a sideroom, and making sure his metal boots are strapped on.
The Tin Twins: Tin isn't that magnetic, so he needs the boots, as the moment he steps in it's like the fucking water temple boots.
The Tin Twins: Straight to the floor.
The Tin Twins: The ingots fly out of his hands, along with the mold, and go up to the ceiling, which, on close observation, appears to be completely made of fire.
MettatonSEX: and Glamor enter, and Glamor is brought to the floor from the knives in the goggles.
The Tin Twins: If they didn't have metal on them, they would've flown up into the fire ceiling phew. The steel ingots still went up for some reason.
MettatonSEX: picks Glamor up and holds him close.
: ((
MettatonSEX: stainless steel is nonmagnetic
MettatonSEX: iirc
The Tin Twins: Kk good.
Five Characters: ((There are several different types of stainless steels. The two main types are austenitic and ferritic, each of which exhibits a different atomic arrangement. Due to this difference, ferritic stainless steels are generally magnetic while austenitic stainless steels usually are not.
Five Characters: ((there's your answer to that
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The Tin Twins: Steel walks over to the corner, picking up giant poles made of steel and shoving them at the ceiling, using them to bend the metal as it melts.
MettatonSEX: ((thank u science side of cau
Five Characters: ((np
Glamor: [font=glamor]-watches in awe-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Wow.
Five Characters: ((that is now my job
The Tin Twins: He uses it to hook around the mold, shoving the now melted iron into it through gravityhax. Pulling it down.
Five Characters: ((i got a follower on soundcloud 21 seconds ago what
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The Tin Twins: Lets hope MTT and Glamor don't look down, or they'd realize they did not fall down. They fell up. Steel and co. are currently on the fucking ceiling.
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MettatonSEX: Wow.
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MettatonSEX: ((clipboards
The Tin Twins: ((I'm being followed by two bots))
Five Characters: ((There are several different types of stainless steels. The two main types are austenitic and ferritic, each of which exhibits a different atomic arrangement. Due to this difference, ferritic stainless steels are generally magnetic while austenitic stainless steels usually are not.
MettatonSEX: (( http://postimg.org/image/n1l784ed5/
The Tin Twins: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94 ))
Bondertale: (this talking Obama website is already down before I got to do anything)
Bondertale: (i cri)
Five Characters: ((gg
The Tin Twins: He starts pulling the mold down, the forces of gravity rapidly pressing down onto it so hard it might as well be metal now.
The Tin Twins: He hooks it on a bar to the side, and lets go, doing the previous magic symbol at it.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-watches in awe, speechless.-[/font]
The Tin Twins: Mid-Symbol, he gives a look at MTT and Glamor, doing a sort of weapon motion with his hands, and then bending his fingers into a question mark.
Five Characters: ((https://soundcloud.com/triduosolo/fake-orchestra-wub-machine Wub machine can do simple things well at least
Glamor: [font=glamor]Saws. Saws are rad.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Agreed.
The Tin Twins: He does the symbol for 'Saw' in about 18 different languages at the boots, and pulls them down.
Bondertale: (i keep forgetting you're a girl, chime. I got very confused when you said you were twili midna)
MettatonSEX: ((chime is samus
The Tin Twins: Apruptly, he grabs onto MTT and Glamor, and kicks off his boots, they all immediately fly up at the floor, landing back in the workshop through some DAMNED SKILLED gravity tricks.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-yelps, shocked by the sudden movement-[/font]
The Tin Twins: He's got a pair of stainless steel boots, which are still kind of melted, and is already bending and shaping the heel on the end of it into some sort of blade.
MettatonSEX: Wow.
Bondertale: (yes)
The Tin Twins: Y'know those things at the back of cowboy boots? Imagine that, but spinning faster than a Super Meatboy weapon.
Glamor: [font=glamor]So cool![/font]
Five Characters: ((Spurs
Bondertale: (I'd make a joke about zero suit Samus but I dunno what chime really looks like so eh)
MettatonSEX: ((chime is gaster irl
Bondertale: (i mean, I guess if she went for twili midna she'd need to be fairly zss-y, but who knows)
Bondertale: (the image of gaster trying to cosplay as midna amuses me)
The Tin Twins: ((Gaster has actually been roleplaying Chime the entire time))
MettatonSEX: ((dude im an overweight dfab person and i cosplayed the colossal titan so
Bondertale: (i dunno anything about aot)
MettatonSEX: ((tiny head big buff body thin arms
Bondertale: (so I dunno what that means, really(
MettatonSEX: (also made of muscle and very much male
MettatonSEX: ((so my body type is very different
Gaster: ((I'm in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTnIu3C8LRw
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The Tin Twins: Yeah, a spur. But the spur is spinning faster than a record label.
Five Characters: ((Spur of death
The Tin Twins: He proceeds to add more spurs, infact, if you flicked your heel while wearing these you'd probably start a hurricane of a thousand cuts.
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The Tin Twins: Steel goes to the board, writing quickly. 'Pick an element, lightning, fire, ice, wind, or water?'
MettatonSEX: How beautiful.
MettatonSEX: Hmm, fire.
MettatonSEX: Because my legs are hot already.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-snickers-[/font]
The Tin Twins: He nods, and picks up some kind of...hammer. It's got his name engraved on the side, and the way it's assembled feels less like a hammer and more like an extremely blunt ended magic wand.
MettatonSEX: Hm.
The Tin Twins: He proceeds to hammer the tip of the metal into each spur, leaving an engraving of 'Made by Steel' thats barely noticable, and making each spur suddenly LIGHT UP.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Whoa![/font]
The Tin Twins: The end of the blades feels like a warm slice of toast, he flicks the end of the boot and they all abruptly shoot sparks. Like a firework show on your foot.
Glamor: [font=glamor]So cool![/font]
MettatonSEX: Nice.
The Tin Twins: He writes. 'I told you making it from scratch lets you put more magic.'
MettatonSEX: It realy does.
MettatonSEX: ((mettas got them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the spurs(with the spurs)
The Tin Twins: He hands them to MTT. 'If anyone asks, tell them you got them from Steel, apprentice of Master Tungsten and employee of Master Tungsten's Store for Sharp Dressers'
The Tin Twins: Hey, he's gotta make a living somehow.
The Tin Twins: Of course he's going to turn MTT into a small advertisement, they're a damn star.
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MettatonSEX: nods, sliding the boots on over his own. They actually fucking fit, and perfectly, too.
MettatonSEX: Thank you, darling.
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Glamor: [font=glamor]Yo, they look super cool![/font]
MettatonSEX: They do.
Fanta: ((>Azzy is christian confirmed
Fanta: ((Fuck
Fanta: ((I did show him bibleman
Fanta: ((inb4 he preaches to me
Gaster: ((show him pizza man: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1629766/
Glamor: [font=glamor]You got the boots you wanted, and they have saws on them! And one that's in them too! So cool![/font]
The Tin Twins: Steel nods, putting away the metal boots he himself was wearing to magnetize himself.
Fanta: ((10/10
Fanta: ((MV you missed it
Fanta: ((Azzy is calling me dad
MettatonSEX: ((omg
MettatonSEX: smiles. "You truly are wonderful."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah![/font]
Gaster: ((i watched pizza man last night in a mst3k panel
Bondertale: (you showed azzy Bible man )
Bondertale: (why)
Gaster: ((it was super fun taking the piss out of it, if you like stupid movies you'll love pizza man
MettatonSEX: ((nice
The Tin Twins: ((Show him Jontron))
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The Tin Twins: Steel shrugs. 'Believe it or not, Aluminum is better than me at this. But she only likes to make accessories and stuff.'
Fanta: ((He still likes vinesauce
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Fanta: ((Joel is a god
Five Characters: ((Inb4 he begins praising Joel
Bondertale: bazzy is with fanta
Bondertale: still alive
The Tin Twins: To emphasize his point, Steel abruptly puts on some contacts, which are literally fucking weaboo sharingan things from Naruto. 'She made these stupid things.' Teenage metallic girls, man.
Bondertale: (jobel is love)
Bondertale: (jobel is life)
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MettatonSEX: ....Oh.
Hipster Asriel: (( Who's been drawing dicks? ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]She's a weeb.[/font]
DamnDude: (( ..oh..oh no. ))
MettatonSEX: Glamor oh my god
Five Characters: ((?
: ★ Microton: * "..." He groans. "I would rather eat vomit cake."
Glamor: [font=glamor]![/font]
The Tin Twins: He gives an exhausted nod.
DamnDude: (( I swear it wasn't me. ))
Five Characters: ((What wasn't
Fanta: is still with Bazzy
DamnDude: (( Hipster Asriel: (( Who's been drawing dicks? )) #1 The Tin Twins: ((WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS.)) ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]Microton, when did you get here?[/font]
Five Characters: ((ah
Five Characters: ((dd we all know it was you pls
The Tin Twins: He takes them off, and puts on some sunglasses, also made by Aluminum. They've got giant dollar signs in them.
MettatonSEX: Those are cute.
: ★ Microton: * "...I need some fresh...air. Air." He crawls out of Glamor, thinking that there's a surface beneath him, but nope he falls out.
The Tin Twins: He takes those off, and puts on some headphones. They're not that special, but they have some kind of 3D Holographic equalizer signs on the side.
Fanta: ((I had ice cream today
: ★ Microton: * "I'll see you guys in hell." Thud.
Bondertale: (i say, which rapscallion hath been using their artistry to portray the male genitalia)
Fanta: ((So now his ice cream viginity is gone
Five Characters: ((gj
Gaster: (('twas i
Fanta: ((You know what feels fuckin weird
Hipster Asriel: (( 'twas i, the lex bloothor ))
Fanta: ((When you put ice cream in your mouth and don't taste anything
The Tin Twins: (( | | \ ))
Fanta: ((Because a goat's got your tongue
Glamor: [font=glamor]-attempted to catch him, but instead is only able to gently pick him up.- Are you okay?[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((huh
Five Characters: ((Did he like it tho
: ★ Microton: * A loud groan. "Ffffffffffffffffffffff"
Fanta: ((He liked it
: ★ Microton: * Microton is just looping the letter "f" over and over again.
Bondertale: "...man. That whole kiss this earlier was kind of out of character for me, huh?" he said, laughing slightly.
MettatonSEX: is too interested in Steel whoops
Fanta: ((A numb tongue feels awful tho
Fanta: Hehe, you're not usually so enthusiastic
Fanta: Not that I'm complaining
Glamor: [font=glamor]-gently taps the side of Microton's head.-[/font]
Hipster Asriel: (( Microton: "F. F. F. F. F. F." ))
The Tin Twins: (( /\ / \ | | | | | | \ \/ /\ \ | | | | | | \ / \/ ))
MettatonSEX: ((press f to pay respects
: ★ Microton: * "Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffine. I'm fine."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay, good.[/font]
Bondertale: "Right?" he said, looking at her. "Guess those 300 got me worked up."
Hipster Asriel: (( I can sprinkle robotic humor into Microton now ))
The Tin Twins: ((DON'T TYPE ANYTHING))
The Tin Twins: ( /\
Hipster Asriel: (( yes. ))
Gaster: ((WOW
The Tin Twins: * / \
Fanta: ((WOW
Fanta: ((OK
MettatonSEX: ((yep
MettatonSEX: ((ok nothing after tgis
The Tin Twins: ( /\
Hipster Asriel: (( Laharl, put the lines in one sentence, but seperate them with the br tag ))
The Tin Twins: ((oH))
Hipster Asriel: (( Also put a br before the first character ))
The Tin Twins: ((BRB Typing up a emem))
MettatonSEX: ((meme
Five Characters: ((emem
Gaster: ((emem
Fanta: ((meem
Bondertale: (eminem)
Hipster Asriel: (( The Master of BBCode makes their return ))
MettatonSEX: ((emme
Five Characters: ((maymay
Hipster Asriel: (( emmi ))
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Hipster Asriel: (( RIP Emmi ))
Bondertale: (emma)
Five Characters: ((mmee
Five Characters: ((eemm
Fanta: scratches his neck floof
Hipster Asriel: (( emma watson ))
Fanta: ((Rip in shit site emmi
Five Characters: ((sonwat maem
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Bondertale: bazzy smiles, still leaning on gotewaifu
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Gaster: ((yes
Hipster Asriel: sey))
Gaster: ((i just reversed the whole description to make a emem
Fanta: Thank you, Asriel
Five Characters: ((Gtg
Fanta: For everything
Gaster: ((bye
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Fanta: ((Bai
Five Characters: ((Bye
Bondertale: (mm whatchA sey)
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: ((bye
Hipster Asriel: meme a ekam ot noitpircsed elohw eht desrever tsuj i))
Bondertale: nods. "And thank you, Fanta. Without you I wouldn't be alive."
: ★ Microton: * "a"
: ★ Microton: * "a. a. a. a. a. a."
Fanta: ((idk whether to let azzy talk tonight or not
Bondertale: "Just be in a flower."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-holds Microton up.- Are you okay?[/font]
Fanta: I'd be a statue without you, so I guess that makes us even
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MettatonSEX: ((ngl i imagine microton to be voiced like a very low pitched glados
Hipster Asriel: (( omg yes ))
Bondertale: "Heh. Yeah, I guess."
MettatonSEX: ((every version of mettaton has a different voice
Bondertale: (microton sings still alive)
MettatonSEX: ((very slight in some cases but
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Hipster Asriel: (( I'm gonna edit some GLaDOS lines ))
Fanta: I still feel awful about that...
MettatonSEX: ((yes
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Bondertale: (despite the fact that mettaton I'd one of two characters with an actual voice)
Lex: (( OOC ))
Fanta: So much lost because of me...
MettatonSEX: ((yes
: ★ Microton: * "A. A. A. A. A. A."
Bondertale: "That wasn't your fault. Stop blaming yourself."
MettatonSEX: ((though most mettatons have a voice like the spine from spg
Fanta: ...
Fanta: leans on him, putting an arm around
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh no... Are you okay? Is this a meme I don't know about?! Please be okay[/font]
The Tin Twins: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ /
: ★ Microton: * "A. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall star. Get your game on."
The Tin Twins: ((I FUCKING DID IT))
Lex: (( you're welcome 4 da advize ))
Fanta: ((Nice meme
Lex: (( super S ))
MettatonSEX: ((wow a vintage meme
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh my god you scared me![/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh no![/font]
Fanta: lovingly nuzzles his neck floof
Glamor: [font=glamor]Is there any way Dad or I coukd fix it?[/font]
The Tin Twins: Steel facepalms.
Fanta: ((>How to be a brony class presentation
The Tin Twins: ((WHY AM I BLUE))
Fanta: ((Oh boy
The Tin Twins: ((Slarv((
The Tin Twins: ((I can teach you))
MettatonSEX: ((youre blue now
MettatonSEX: ((thats my attack
: ★ Microton: * "I don't knowwwwwwwwwwwwww."
The Tin Twins: ((First go to www.fimfiction.net to find other bronies))
The Tin Twins: ((Don't bother with the show the fanfiction can teach you enough))
Lex: ( Metta: Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again? ))]
Bondertale: (how to be abrony)
Fanta: ((All my mlp knowledge comes from pony thread simulators
Bondertale: (step 1: watch mlp )
Bondertale: (step 2: N/A)
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The Tin Twins: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd0-cGkClMQ Watch this tasteful documentary where John Delancie teaches us ))
The Tin Twins: ((Voice of Discord))
Fanta: ((30 seconds in
Fanta: ((Liquid cringe
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MettatonSEX: Oh no...
Fanta: closes her eyes, nuzzled into gote husbando
MettatonSEX: had turned to his son and has realized this.
Fanta: ((Make sure its slow flame
Bondertale: he sighs. Suddenly his eyes widen.
Bondertale: (it will be <3)
Glamor: [font=glamor]Can you turn your voice off and turn it back on?[/font]
Bondertale: one of his eyes are brown, the other is their normal color. "N-NO!" barchar said, through him
Fanta: Hm?
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Fanta: What?
Fanta: looks at him
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: ★ Microton: * He turns his voice off. Text in brackets are in...uh...Japanese. ["There. Does this work?"]
Glamor: [font=glamor]What the... what is that?[/font]
MettatonSEX: It does but you pulled an X-J9.
Barchar: one arm grabs the side of his head. "A-asriel, don't do this."
MettatonSEX: You're speaking in Japanese.
Fanta: What's happening?
: ★ Microton: * ["Fuck."]
The Tin Twins: Steel idly pulls out the Hammerwand.
Fanta: sounds a bit startled
Bondertale: he laughs. "Oh, what, don't try to purge the ghost trying to manipulate your thoughts so you don't kick her on of her fancy new body? Sure."
The Tin Twins: 'Does he need a helping hammer?'
MettatonSEX: I don't know.
Barchar: "N-no, you don't understand! Bazzy, if you kick me ou-"
Bondertale: "SAVE IT. I don't need your bullshit tries to save your own nonexistent skin, 'barchar'."
Fanta: Asriel?
Glamor: [font=glamor]Don't hurt him... He's had enough.[/font]
Fanta: What are you doing...
Lex: (( Deep-voice GLaDOS speaking Japanese ))
Fanta: ((Ohhhhh I see where this is going...
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Bondertale: "Kicking ms. Barchar out."
Fanta: Are you sure?
Bondertale: (:))
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Bondertale: "Pretty sure." he said, straining. "She's putting up a fight, though."
Bondertale: (where do you think it's going? ")
Fanta: I've been out of soul science for a while but your soul looks pretty bound to her
Fanta: ((He fucks up and dies
Fanta: ((Although...
Bondertale: (well, yes)
Fanta: ((Wouldn't he just turn back into flowey?
Bondertale: "Yeah, sure, and I made it out of the last bond pretty fine."
Fanta: ...
Barchar: "Asriel, LISTEN TO HER. She knows what she's talking abo-"
Fanta: You were a vegetable for a few days, Asriel
Bondertale: "God, you are bad at following orders."
Bondertale: "Yeah, cause she made me that way."
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Fanta: ...be careful...
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Fanta: sounds nervous
: ★ Microton: * ["................"]
Bondertale: "Heh. I'm trying-guhhh" he makes an odd sound, shaking his head. "D-dammit...c'mon..."
Glamor: [font=glamor]T-try it again! Oh god it has to work please work...[/font]
Fanta: Asriel?!
Fanta: holds his shoulders
The Tin Twins: Steel just shrugs and lightly taps Microton with the fix-it hammer.
Fanta: It's not working, stop..
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Barchar: her eye looks pleasingly at Fanta. "P-please! You need to stop him, somehow, I-i can't-" she closes her eye, shaking her head.
: ★ Microton: * Beep. Gears whirring-----Now he has the voice of Microsoft Sam. "SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI"
Bondertale: "He-hey, it's fine. Determination and all that."
Fanta: You don't know what you're doing, Asriel. You need to stop
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Fanta: ((brb
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Glamor: [font=glamor]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nonononononononononononono[/font]
Bondertale: "Fanta, I can't just let this bitch stay in my-hrk-head."
Bondertale: "I'm kicking her out. No m-matter what."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-his tail flicks around uncontrollably as he panics.-[/font]
: ((Fanta: IT'S TIME TO STOP))
Barchar: "No, no, please, I don't want-don't want this, I don't want to do this!"
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Fanta: This is hurting you
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Fanta: Stop... please
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Fanta: We can find a safer way, Asriel
Bondertale: "So is having this manipulative little idiot camping in my brain case, s-soo...
Gaster: ((fff i need to figure out what gaster was doing these past few days
Fanta: I-I'm a scientist, I'll fix it
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Fanta: Please... this won't end well...
Bondertale: "No, I think, I think I've got-" he freezes up, his eye growing wide.
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Barchar: "...im sorry. I'm so sorry."
Bondertale: his eye rolls back. He slumps against the wall.
Fanta: Asriel?!
Fanta: holds him, looking frantic
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Fanta: ASRIEL?!
Bondertale: no response. He blinks.
Fanta: shakes him a bit, tearing up
Fanta: Please... p-please no...
Barchar: the eyes are both brown now. A silent pause. Her eyes start watering up. "I didn't want this...i didn't....im so sorry Fanta... Im so...so sorry..."
: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Fanta: puts her forehead against his, "Asriel... no..."
Fanta: No....
: ((Fanta: I-I don't want to fuck a psychopath obsessed with me...))
Barchar: "I-if he kicked me out, his soul wouldn't be able to support his body, and he'd die."
: ((Fanta: Nononono.))
Barchar: "I...im sorry...i didn't want this to happen...i tried to keep him from doing it, but he wouldn't listen. He just wouldn't listen..."
Fanta: grabs the bitch by the neck and hoists her into the air
: ((Fanta: Become my sex slave. Now.))
Barchar: "NGH-"
Fanta: You killed him.
Fanta: Y-you killed him..
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Fanta: throws her against the wall
Fanta: walks to her, filled with rage
Barchar: "D-do you know what would have happened if he kicked me out? He'd melt. Slowly. Painfully. Conscious until the last moment."
MettatonSEX: ((oh no
Barchar: "I didn't want to do that. I wanted to keep him safe. I wanted to keep you all safe."
Lex: (( Sounds like a nice Friday night ))
Barchar: (I'm trying very hard to step around rule 2 hete)
Fanta: grabs her head, squeezing as tight as she can
: ((sounds like a nice Sunday night))
Fanta: ((That's what I was concerned about... I wasn't gonna say it
Barchar: "NGH-WHY!?"
MettatonSEX: ((he would have inadvertantly gotten himself killed
Barchar: (its not the easiest thing in the world, but I should be in the green)
Barchar: (yeah, no, I know not to use certain phrases)
: ((I was concerned ahout it like Slarv))
MettatonSEX: ((youre in the green
Fanta: ((kgoodbacktomyboyfriendbeingdead
Fanta: We could have d-done something
Fanta: W-we could have done something...
Barchar: "He wouldn't have listened. You know it."
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Barchar: "I tried to get him to. I tried so hard. But...it didn't even matter. He just kept going and going and going and I...i..."
Barchar: she's been crying pretty much this whole time
Fanta: punches
Barchar: she's just taking it. And she would be even if she could dodge.
Fanta: You don't care... y-you don't care
Fanta: hits again
Fanta: ((So can I kil or nah?
Barchar: "I care, Fanta. I care about all of you. But...i just...im so sorry..."
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Lex: (( so i guess Microton would sound something like this http://puu.sh/omobv/78c0e02e7a.wav ))
Barchar: (i mean, you can kill the body, but barchar'll be fine either way)
Fanta: ((I meant kill the body
Fanta: is crying
Barchar: "I just wanted to keep him safe, and happy, and he...he..." she shakes.
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Lex: (( the wav file would probably have to be downloaded and played locally ))
MettatonSEX: ((it isnt playing
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MettatonSEX: ((well fuck im on ipad
Fanta: grabs her throat again, strangling
Barchar: "...kill me if you want. It's okay. I deserve it. To feel any pain you can dish out."
Fanta: I-I...
: ((fuck the headphone jack and it will work))
Barchar: had more to day, but, you know
Barchar: she can't
Fanta: lets go, just crying
Lex: (( MV you can't download it? ))
Fanta: I...
Barchar: looks sympathetically at her. She'd try to help, but, you know
Fanta: I finally found someone...
MettatonSEX: ((no but ive heard enough pitched down versions of want you gone to imagine
Lex: (( I just turned the slider down about 120% ))
Lex: (( jk ))
Barchar: "I'm supposed to protect you. And I...i killed him. Sure, the only way he was leaving alive was if he stopped, but I DID IT."
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Fanta: I-I found someone I loved...
Fanta: After all these years...
Fanta: And you killed him..
Barchar: (i like Fanta and barchar both having the same freak out but doing a back and forth like they're opposong)
Barchar: "I know...i know..."
Fanta: looks up
Fanta: This is my fault...
Barchar: "What?"
Fanta: It's over... it's been over... f-fuck...
: ((Barchar: No, it's MY fault!))
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Fanta: stands up
Fanta: I'm sorry... Asriel
Fanta: evaporates
Barchar: "No, it's MY fault! What are you talking about!?"
Barchar: let's her arms hang. Shit. She tried to find Fanta. Perks of her barcharness.
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The Tin Twins: ((I'm getting Joyful rk))
The Tin Twins: ((tAKING SOOO LONG))
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The Tin Twins: ((Atleast in this one I know Joy doesn't effect the ending))
The Tin Twins: ((So I can overload with Joy all I want to kinda cheese my way through tough fights))
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Fanta: ((Except it's easier than painful
The Tin Twins: ((Also Slar what happens in the Joyful ending?))
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Fanta: ((Same thing minus the ending dialog
The Tin Twins: ((I got the Joyless ending so idk))
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The Tin Twins: ((Ahh, exact same fucking thing))
The Tin Twins: ((So I went through hell just to hear about fucking Bernard))
Fanta: ((Yep
The Tin Twins: ((FUCK THIS SHIT))
The Tin Twins: ((*Flips table*))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-starts crying, tears filling up the goggles ever so slightly.-[/font]
Fanta: ((Hahaha [s]he did tho[/s]
The Tin Twins: ((Also yeah I know that was the joke m8 I played fucking PAIN MODE GODDAMNIT))
MettatonSEX: Glamor, it's going to be okay. He's going to come out of this alive.
MettatonSEX: And fine.
: ★ Microton: * His voice goes back to the normal, deeper GLaDOS style. "Test. Test. Test. I would rather eat vomit cake."
Fanta: ((Pain mode nets you the extra scene with dusty tho
Fanta: ((But yeah
Fanta: ((Now you know bernard
Fanta: ((And nothing else lel
Fanta: ((Now just wait as Joyful breaks your soul
Fanta: ((I
Fanta: ((Just
Fanta: ((Took
Fanta: ((Some
Fanta: ((Joy
Fanta: ((And
Fanta: ((Won
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yes! Yes! You're back![/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh, thank goodness. You scared us there.
Fanta: is gone, not even mist form is there
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Barchar: sighs in exasperation. She must have left the dimension. She sits down, burying her face in her hands
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Fanta: ((Beady was easy as shit what you talkin about
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The Tin Twins: (([sub]ALSO, PETER JUMPSCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME.[/sub]))
The Tin Twins: ((Beady has a motherfucking PERMAKILL ATTACK))
Fanta: ((Also I got lucky as fuck because NO bosses used their permakill moves on me the whole game
The Tin Twins: ((AND HE KILLED AJEET))
Lex: (( "JUAN LAST BREATH --- QUENTIN TARANTINO --- #9JLB001 - 4/12/16" ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-Whoops there we go now Microton is in a padded skeleghost hug.-[/font]
Fanta: ((How many were lost to satan?
: ((20000))
Fanta: ((Hahaha he killed nobody
Fanta: ((He didn't even ko anyone
MettatonSEX: ((im depressed but im not eating dicks at the time
: ((get fucked laharl))
The Tin Twins: ((Fardy has a damn depressed debuff))
The Tin Twins: ((Thats like withdrawal BUT CAN'T EVEN BE FUCKING CURED WITH PUNCHING SHIT))
Fanta: ((Just inflict bleeding and poison to do -12000 every turn
Fanta: ((He dies in 7 turns
Fanta: ((Also having him scared is nice
: ((I can imagine that))
Fanta: ((Lol
Fanta: ((Azzy says git gud
: ((^
Barchar: (man, finally killing bazzy felt cwthartic)
: ((Azzy, thank you.))
Fanta: ((>Disclaimer azzy did not actually say that
: ((lel))
: ((ok))
Barchar: (i didn't even dislike the character or playing him, but fuck just went a week past his expiration date)
: ((it would of been hilarious if he did))
Barchar: (don't slander your tulpa slarv)
Fanta: ((Now I have something to do with fanta yay
Fanta: ((Aside from sex
Fanta: has finally gone insane
: ((surprisingly i would of killed hyper off a long time ago until i was like "hmmmm"))
Fanta: or will have by the next time she shows up
: (("i could do this"))
Barchar: probably knows that, or has an inkling. And God does she feel like a grade a piece 'a pop about it
: ((and now i'm doing "this"))
Barchar: (and now he's o ly going to Permadie skon)
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: ((who says he will actually permadie?))
Fanta: ((I was gonna have that smolriel death be perm but then I thought "You know I need a goat for the next arc..."
Fanta: ((You did you fcuk
: ((sure, he has one more life))
: ((but i lied))
Lex: (( I'm contemplating bringing Juan back but ))
: ((well not really
Lex: (( Juan is one of the staple CaU characters ))
: ((those were my old plans))
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The Tin Twins: ((FUCK THAT THING))
: ((laharl.))
Barchar: ()
The Tin Twins: ((You don't understand))
The Tin Twins: ((At the top of the rope))
The Tin Twins: ((Is just a giant middle finger))
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Gaster: ((was the middle finger?
Barchar: (oops hit enter instead of backspace)
Gaster: ((that was in lisa: the first too
: ((10/10
Fanta: ((It's in every lisa game
The Tin Twins: ((._.))
Fanta: ((In joyful it's actually worth it because it's more hilarious
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The Tin Twins: ((Thanks for telling me so I can turn the fuck around when I see it in Joyful))
Ant: (( Ayy ))
Fanta: ((Nonono, I don't regret it in joyful
Fanta: ((It was awesome
Fanta: ((Ayy
: ((ayy
Fanta: ((Also
: Ant [Ant] is now Fallen brand Promotion [MTT].
Fanta: ((Did you know there's a glitch that lets you climb ropes 2 times faster?
MTT: walks in
: ((Laharl: oh bby))
The Tin Twins: (([i]How[/i]))
The Tin Twins: ((Teach me))
Fanta: ((And you wasted even more time by not using that on the rope
: ((Laharl: give me it now -slurps on ink slushie-))
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Fanta: ((Dismount the bike when you get off a rope
MTT: * is the fallen child but named after mettaton because they're promoting mettaton's brand
Fanta: ((Brad moves 3 times faster and climbs ropes faster
Fanta: ((The more you knooooooow
MettatonSEX: ((holy shit
: Fallen brand Promotion [MTT] is now Ant [MTT].
: ((Brad turns into the Flash))
Barchar: (tri pls)
: ((Bradly Allen))
Barchar: (ant *)*
MTT: Testing the prefix[sup]TM[/sup]
Barchar: (why did I think you were tri)
MTT: (Perfect)[sup]TM[/sup]
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Barchar: (that's a suffix you dingud)
Fanta: ((Should I do it tonight?
Barchar: (do what? )
: ((What again?))
Fanta: ((Azzy
: ((If you want to.))
Fanta: ((idk
: ((Only if you want to.))
Barchar: (if you want)
Fanta: ((It's your chat
MTT: *Walks in wearing a Mettaton T-Shirt and a Fuck Oprah hat[sup]TM[/sup]
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Barchar: (does Azzy want to?)
Fanta: ((And it kinda kills rp
Barchar: (rp is basically dead rn anyway lol)
: ((If Azzy wants to, then sure.))
Fanta: ((I can have another G I A N T R O B O T A T T A C K
Lex: ( Ant's back at it again )
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].
Gaster: is sleeping soundly.
MTT: (I'm already out of Ideas for this character. Like this was the whole joke)[sup]TM[/sup]
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Giant Robot? [Giant Robot!].
Frisk: ((Azzy VS Giant Robor Attack))
Frisk: ((
Frisk: ((
MTT: ( I just thought of the easter egg with the name and now I have no more ideas )[sup]TM[/sup]
MettatonSEX: hugs his son close, gently, and subsequently hugs Microton.
Giant Robot!: there's another earthquake
Frisk: * She just walks into the bar, and--
Frisk: * Fuck.
: Ant [MTT] is now Chronos [Chronos].
Frisk: "..Oh boy."
Frisk: * She walks over to the window and looks outside.
: Lex Bloothor [Lex] is now megalithic-Montropoly [Centenario].
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Chronos: *Mtt the fallen child leaves
Centenario: (( This is the wrong time for this motherfucker ))
Giant Robot!: giant footstep, another robot approaches
: Chronos [Chronos] is now Mega Man [Mega Man].
Frisk: "Giant robots!"
Giant Robot!: *The orb is still levitating in the middle of the bar
Frisk: * She pauses.
Mega Man: walks in
Frisk: "Greaaat."
Mega Man: "Sup. It's me your lord and savior Mega Man"
Centenario: (( [url=http://cdn.lamborghini.com/content/homepage/Lamborghini-Centenario-3-4-Front-HP-models_1920x1080.jpg]Centenario: Origins[/url] ))
Mega Man: (( I never would have expected it to be a car ))
Mega Man: (( never in a million years could I have guessed that ))
Giant Robot!: more giant footsteps, he's just outside the bar now
Frisk: "Absolutely Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
Centenario: (( It's the next Lamborghini model ))
MettatonSEX: unhugs. Glamor yawns, and Metta sends him to bed after going through the anydoor and saying his goodbyes blah blah blah. He also goes to give Gaster a kiss before returning to the bar. He regrets this immeditely.
MettatonSEX: ........
Frisk: * She backs away from the window.
MettatonSEX: I swear to fucking god.
Gaster: stirs a little.
Centenario: Centenario steps in. "Fucking hell. A higher power is just dicking around now, probably." Centenario leaves.
Frisk: "Hey dad, there's a giant robot out here."
MettatonSEX: Mo, fuck this.
MettatonSEX: *No
Mega Man: "...Gama?"
MettatonSEX: goes back home, back to Gaster.
Mega Man: "How many times do I need to kill the same assholes...."
: megalithic-Montropoly [Centenario] is now megalithic. Montropoly. [Centenario].
Frisk: ((Metta: fuck this shit *flips the bird and walks backwards into the Anydoor*))
MettatonSEX: sighs, falling back onto the bed next to his darling.
Giant Robot!: punches through the door
Frisk: "Dude, that door must cost a lot for Grillby."
Giant Robot!: gets blasted by lightning
Frisk: "He just fixed it today--"
Mega Man: (( I can hear my dad singing Ooh child in the distance. What is happening. ))
Frisk: "Ah!"
MettatonSEX: ((frisk texts metta. "dad come fuck this guy up"
Giant Robot!: the orb beats his ass
Frisk: "Now that's interesting."
Gaster: wakes up. "Mettaton, is that you?"
Grillby: ........................
Giant Robot!: falls over, crushing a random asriel
Giant Robot!: ded
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MettatonSEX: Yes darling, it's me.
Mega Man: decides he's had enough of fighting giant robots and just sort of abandons everyone
: Mega Man [Mega Man] is now Ant [Ant].
Ant: walks in
Gaster: moves towards the sound of Mettaton's voice.
Centenario: (( friend: "LEX" me: "WHAT" friend: "LEX LEX LEX LEX LEX" me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT" friend: "hi" ))
MettatonSEX: smiles, pulling Gaster close.
Frisk: * She pulls out her phone and sends a text message to Metta. 'Dad, a orb was beating the shit out of a giant robot. I'm glad you left when you did.'
Gaster: How's the bar?
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: megalithic. Montropoly. [Centenario] is now megalithic. Montropoly. [Hiro].
Hiro: Meanwhile Hiro slides in, laying down, but he's levitating above the ground by a few times.
MettatonSEX: texts back, "Fuck that cunt anyway. Absolutely wonderful."
Hiro: few inches* fuck my life
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Human!Sans: ((Hey everyone))
: megalithic. Montropoly. [Hiro] is now megalithic. Montropoly. [Centenario].
Ant: (( ayy B ))
MettatonSEX: The bar's been okay, there was a giant robot and I don't think I can handle punching someone out tonight,
MettatonSEX: ((c
Centenario: (( [url=https://msparp.com/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.lamborghini.com%2Fcontent%2Fhomepage%2FLamborghini-Centenario-3-4-Front-HP-models_1920x1080.jpg]B if you're wondering[/url] ))
Human!Sans: ((I didn't miss Azzyfest 3.0, did I?))
Gaster: Alright.
Frisk: * She texts back, 'You're still a better robot than anything created by Dr. Robotnik or any sort of giant robot.'
MettatonSEX: whirrs.
Ant: (( wtf is azzyfest? ))
Frisk: ((ayy b ayy yazan))
Gaster: Sorry I haven't been going, I... I wasn't sure if I could handle it.
MettatonSEX: Text back: "Friiiiiiiiiisk oh my god, [s]you're goddamn right,[/s] thank you."
Human!Sans: ((oh shit he doesn't know what Azzyfest is))
MettatonSEX: It's okay, my love.
Human!Sans: ((Or they))
Centenario: (( they dont know? ))
Ant: (( They don't ))
Human!Sans: ((have a hard time keeping track))
Centenario: (( well i'm not entirely sure myself -backs out Zoidberg style- ))
MettatonSEX: You come first.
Ant: (( It sounds a little concerning though ))
Gaster: kisses Mettaton on the cheek. "Thank you."
Human!Sans: ((it's the segment of our show where we talk to a mind-goat))
Frisk: * She texts back, 'I'm a scientist, and it's scientifically proven you're one of the best robo-dads ever. Also, you are welcome.'
Centenario: (( oh ))
Frisk: * She texts, 'I better pay a lil' more attention to what's going on, though. Seeya.'
Centenario: (( More like the segment where we bombard Slarvath's tulpa with questions ))
Human!Sans: ((yeah pretty much))
MettatonSEX: returns the kiss. "That Alphys came back, you know. She asked Glamor for a hair sample of ectoplasm. She found out what souks are made of. Glamor really likes her."
Human!Sans: ((It's te segment of our show where we say "Azzy do you like X?"))
MettatonSEX: Text: "Okay, also hot damn your science is wonderful."
Human!Sans: ((Which by the way sounds like a Michael Jaxkspn song if you read it righ))
Human!Sans: ((*jackson))
Ant: walks in and sits on the couch
: megalithic. Montropoly. [Centenario] is now megalithic. Montropoly. [Hiro].
Hiro: He floats a bit higher up, looking at Ant. "Heya."
Gaster: It's good that he's making friends. I was worried he was going to have some trouble.
Frisk: * She snickers and texts 'Haha, thanks. Bye! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxxxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxxooxoxoxoxoxoxooxxooxoxoxoxoxoxooxox'
Hiro: (( CLIPBOARDS ))
Hiro: (( https://theinfosphere.org/File:Lord_Nibbler.jpg ))
Frisk: (( Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
MettatonSEX: (( https://youtu.be/tU-VJOzb-10
Gaster: ((https://40.media.tumblr.com/61b319924ba9f416b3ae780d9f2c8ee5/tumblr_o5t7aluSGt1qa75l1o1_540.jpg
Human!Sans: ((what the hell))
Ant: (( I don't have anything ))
Gaster: ((best asriel cosplay 10/10
MettatonSEX: ((tenouttaten
Human!Sans: ((I'd ask if I was drunk, but I don't even drink))
Human!Sans: ((what the actual hell))
Gaster: ((b are you looking at the diamonds video
MettatonSEX: ((...mine is my hc voice for my version of mettaton now im not sorry
Human!Sans: ((No))
Human!Sans: ((I'm looking at my clipboard))
Ant: (( brb ))
MettatonSEX: I was too.
Frisk: * She puts her phone away.
: Ant's connection timed out.
Gaster: You know, I think things are going to be good for a while.
MettatonSEX: He also seems to be comfortable around Steel and Aluminum, the metal twins.
MettatonSEX: I hope so.
Human!Sans: ((here I'll give you something decent to make up for my shite clipboard))
Gaster: Well, better than they were before I was... blinded.
Human!Sans: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpQONvrG0Q0 ))
MettatonSEX: Mmh...
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Human!Sans: ((It's my stupid hipster music))
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Giant Robot!: ((Clipboard
Giant Robot!: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBwtqNqE8Y
Frisk: * She then pulls out that quantum physics book. She slooowly opens in, and opens the joke book inside. Then she opens the quantum physics book inside. Then she pretends to read.
Giant Robot!: ((Oh god what is this
Frisk: (( Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Human!Sans: (( I'm listening to it before I get big, and I have it on vinyl))
Giant Robot!: ((Moosic
Giant Robot!: (('s moosic
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Human!Sans: (((*they get big))
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Frisk: ((Slarv, have you ever seen Azzy with his clothes off?))
MettatonSEX: (( https://youtu.be/tU-VJOzb-10
Giant Robot!: ((Yes
Frisk: ((oh boy))
Human!Sans: ((full disclosure the only reason I have in the first place is because my uncle's the singer))
Giant Robot!: ((That's how you're supposed to first visualize them you dumb fuck
Hiro: (( Centenario is a Nibblonian. He'd look something like [url=https://theinfosphere.org/File:Nibbler_in_his_real_naval_uniform.jpg]this[/url]. ))
Frisk: ((ik))
Frisk: ((i was testing you)
Giant Robot!: ((And that was when he was a smol child too, before he was a teenager
Frisk: ((yes))
Giant Robot!: ((It was weird
Human!Sans: ((CP CP CP MODS GET HIM))
Frisk: ((9/11 was an inside job azzy did nothing wrong))
Hiro: (( CP ALERT ))
Gaster: ((slarv how dare
Hiro: (( CP CP CP CP ))
Giant Robot!: ((How dare look at kids
: megalithic. Montropoly. [Hiro] is now Montropolithic [Hiro].
Giant Robot!: ((My son
Hiro: (( "My son is a goat" ))
Frisk: ((parents always look at their son's penis))
MettatonSEX: ((he's your kid
Human!Sans: (( wait so he's my grandson ))
Frisk: ((yes))
Giant Robot!: ((And apparently I didn't look at it enough because he can't change clothes well
Giant Robot!: ((Yes because B is my daddy
MettatonSEX: ((get it? get it?
Human!Sans: ((MV you silly bitchspawn))
Frisk: ((i am B's granddaddy))
MettatonSEX: ((ay
Frisk: ((or granmommy))
Hiro: (( I am Frisk's fusion ))
Hiro: (( Or part of it --- I am B's grandparent also ))
Human!Sans: ((aw I wanted to be the cool uncle))
Frisk: ((you are not my character's fusion))
Giant Robot!: ((fuckit lets do this
Hiro: (( i meant frisky you fucknut ))
Giant Robot!: ((Azzy is ok with it
Hiro: (( i trademark the term fucknut ))
MettatonSEX: ((i'm the family disappointment
Frisk: ((Alrighty!))
Giant Robot!: ((Ant hasn't met azzy yet
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster close.
Hiro: (( I am B's grandparent AMA ))
Gaster: ((I haven't met Azzy yet either
Giant Robot!: ((Yep
: Montropolithic [Hiro] is now Montropolithic [Lex].
MettatonSEX: Did you try to find anything that could help?
Lex: (( azzy prolly hasnt met me either ))
Lex: (( i think ))
Gaster: I did.
Gaster: I got nothing.
: Giant Robot? [Giant Robot!] is now Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy].
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Human!Sans: ((ok so first question Azzy, am I your cool uncle?))
Azzy: ((I must prepare myself))
Frisky: ((He hasn't even said hello yet.))
Gaster: Mmmh.
Azzy: ((I need water and my phone so I can talk))
Human!Sans: ((oh))
Lex: (( Slarvath: Gotta get the lube ))
Frisky: ((B patient, you fuck.))
Human!Sans: ((shit)$
Gaster: It looks like I'm going to have to wait to see you again.
Human!Sans: ((I am no longer the cool uncle))
Gaster: ... Although I had a dream about you last night.
Gaster: Well, lots of you, actually.
MettatonSEX: sighs, upset. "Yeah... wait what?"
: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] disconnected.
Human!Sans: ((I am now the mediocre acquaintance))
MettatonSEX: Now you have to tell me.
Frisky: ((Gaster: It was very.. hot.))
Lex: (( Slarv's getting the lube ))
Frisky: ((bloo no))
MettatonSEX: ((meth no
Human!Sans: ((He's readying the cumbox))
MettatonSEX: ((B NO
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Lex: (( He's cleansing the pocketpussy ))
Frisky: ((b no))
Gaster: ... We were all just kind of... standing around.
Frisky: ((don't))
Ant: (( I'm back ))
MettatonSEX: Mmhm...
Ant: (( What did I come back to... ))
Human!Sans: ((He's getting ready to hoop the snoodle))
Frisky: ((Ant sees
Frisky: ((I feel sorry for you))
Human!Sans: ((*boop))
Ant: (( Do I want to know what that means? ))
Lex: (( He's getting ready to clean his Spear of Justice ))
Gaster: I think you - the [i]you[/i] you - were kind of protective of me...
MettatonSEX: ((a fleshlight
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MettatonSEX: And?
Ant: (( Ted Cruz: "FORBODEN" ))
Frisky: ((Is Azzy here?))
MettatonSEX: ((ted cruz's college roommate: OBJECTION
Gaster: ... Well, you and I had a talk.
Azzy: ((HES 12))
Azzy: ((DAYS))
Lex: (( Is the cumbox prepared ))
MettatonSEX: Oh, do go on.
Gaster: Well...
: Hello. It's B. [Human!Sans] is now B is Alive and Well but Only in Theory [B].
Frisky: ((STOP IT BLOO))
Frisky: ((DON'T CORRUPT))
Frisky: ((THE CHILD))
Gaster: whispers into Mettaton's ear what happened.
Frisky: ((Okay?))
MettatonSEX: ....
B: ((>implying cumboxes are corrupt))
Gaster: And then, well, that's when the dream got really fun.
B: ((>implying cumboxes are anything but pure and beautiful))
: Montropolithic [Lex] is now Montropolithic Corrupt-errific Literate Magnate [Lex].
MettatonSEX: Oh my.
Gaster: Yeah.
B: ((Yes, I'll reach through the computer, and then through your mind, and touch the child. I see no issue there.))
MettatonSEX: ((check ur pms on the sidebar chime
Lex: (( I will mentally touch the child through the power of words and literature ))
Frisky: ((BLOO AND B))
B: ((is that how you check your PMS? I thought it was more of a blood thing))
Azzy: ((*Smacks))
MettatonSEX: ((no no, the blood comes after
Ant: (( What is even happening...? ))
Lex: (( *Redirects the smack to Azzywith the power of words and literature ))
Frisky: ((just let azzy come in))
B: ((we're getting our shitty out before the child arrives))
Azzy: ((k))
: Montropolithic Corrupt-errific Literate Magnate [Lex] is now With the Power of Words and Literature [Lex].
MettatonSEX: I mean, so long as it's with consent, darling...
Gaster: nods. "I don't really remember much, though."
Azzy: ((hi))
Frisky: ((Hello, Azzy! Please ignore the badness back in the chat, okay?))
MettatonSEX: chuckles, pulling the skeleton into a soft kiss.
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Azzy: ((ok))
Gaster: kisses back.
Frisky: ((Thank you.))
B: ((Azzy, first question: Am I the cool uncle, or more of a lame acquaintance?))
Gaster: ((Hi, Azzy. I'm Chime, we haven't met yet.
Azzy: ((right))
Ant: (( *Is confused ))
Frisky: ((Chime is the head honcho of all of us.))
Lex: (( Hi Azzy. I'm Lex. ))
Lex: (( [sub]B is the cool uncle.[/sub] ))
Frisky: ((She is the alpha female.))
Azzy: ((Azzy has my right hand today))
Frisky: ((Alrighty.))
B: ((Let him answer that one, Lex))
Frisky: ((Azzy, is B your cool uncle?))
Azzy: ((b))
Frisky: ((Yes.))
Frisky: ((You say either yes or no to the question.))
B: ((k))
MettatonSEX: It's okay, darling.
Azzy: ((no))
Frisky: ((Azzy, what am I to you?))
B: ((well))
Frisky: ((Your mother, your uncle, or any other general family member?))
Ant: (( [sub]wat is happening right now....[/sub] ))
Azzy: ((Roasted))
Frisky: ((Or am I just your friend?))
Azzy: ((Ant my tulpa is possessing my arm to type))
B: ((it appears that I have been megarekt))
Lex: (( I am B's grandparent ))
The Tin Twins: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ / ))
Azzy: ((s))
Gaster: ((yes, that's an s.
Frisky: ((Laharl why.))
B: ((why Laharl))
Ant: (( oh...ok...that makes sense. [s]waaaaatttttt.......?????[/s] ))
Frisky: ((Also, Azzy, is that the answer to my question?))
B: ((why didn't need n ASCII penis))
B: ((*we))
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.
The Tin Twins: ((Brb figuring how to make an ASCII penis))
MettatonSEX: ((thats the fuckin super s
Azzy: ((no, friend))
Gaster: kisses back.
Frisky: ((That's fine with me.))
Frisky: ((I like it that way.))
B: ((Oh.))
MettatonSEX: ((am i your friend?
Gaster: ((do not corrupt the child
Azzy: ((yes))
MettatonSEX: ((great! youre cool, azzy
B: ((I just got ASCII ink blot tested, and it appears I'm mega gay.))
MettatonSEX: wraps his legs behind Gaster's.
Gaster: ((Azzy, I'll give you some time to decide if you want to be my friend. We've only just met.
MettatonSEX: ((join the club b
Azzy: ((chime))
: B is Alive and Well but Only in Theory's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((Yup, that's me.
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Azzy: ((you nice))
Gaster: ((Aww, thanks!
Frisky: ((Aww.))
MettatonSEX: ((cute
Frisky: ((Azzy, am I nice as well?))
Frisky: ((Are we all nice?))
MettatonSEX: ((gg
Gaster: ((rip
Azzy: ((yes))
B: ((Azzy, I would like to give you some valuable advice. Want it?))
Azzy: ((ok))
Frisky: ((B, this better be good advice.))
Ant: (( Hello Azzy I've been here the whole time definitely didn't space out on reddit for 5 minutes ))
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Azzy: ((hi'))
Frisky: ((-narrows eyes-))
Erron: ((Ayy
Frisky: ((Hello, Erron.))
B: ((Be careful around Slarvath's memories. It isn't just him, there's nasty stuff in everyone. All the same, be cautious.))
Erron: ((What are you talking about?
Azzy: ((ok))
Frisky: ((That's actually good advice, B.))
Gaster: ((Erron, this is Azzy, Slavarth's tulpa.
Erron: ((Oh, i've seen Azzy
Erron: ((He's adorable!
Azzy: ((freind'))
: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] disconnected.
Gaster: ((Aww!
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster tight, but not too tight.
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MettatonSEX: ((aww!
B: ((Have you listened to any music, Azzy?))
Gaster: smiles, nuzzling against Mettaton's chest.
Frisky: ((Music is wonderful.))
Erron: ((Yay, Friend
The Tin Twins: ((I got the head done))
Gaster: ((what is that
B: ((well))
MettatonSEX: whirrs happilly.
Gaster: ((it's a hill
The Tin Twins: ((And then accidently hit enter))
MettatonSEX: ((it's half of an egg
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B: ((Did you just make a head of a penis out of the negative space of "mmmm?"))
Lex: (( https://msparp.com/6vac03 BBCode testbed room for all ))
Azzy: ((Well then))
B: ((Ah, you're back.))
Azzy: ((I sure do love when people walk right in))
The Tin Twins: (( [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ / )) I'll stick with this for now.
B: ((Azzy, have you listened to any music?))
Azzy: ((Had to take control back, I'll give it back to azzy))
Azzy: ((Both hands this time why not))
Azzy: ((music))
Frisky: ((Do you know what music is?))
Azzy: ((yes))
Ant: (( WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SCENE AND WHY DON'T I REMEMBER IT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbp-6oA-UA ))
Gaster: ((if we show him music keep it kid friendly
Frisky: ((Have you listened to music?))
Erron: -Walks into the bar with RFrisk- Hey everyone.
Azzy: ((yes))
B: ((What music do you like?))
Frisky: ((What's your favorite song, then?))
: With the Power of Words and Literature [Lex] is now With the Power of Words and Literature [Hipster Asriel].
The Tin Twins: ((Hey Azzy I made you a rose --------{---(@ ))
Gaster: ((guuuuuh why attack on titan
Hipster Asriel: He waves at Erron. "Hi there."
Frisky: ((Laharl, don't suggest anything.))
Azzy: ((yay))
Ant: (( K don't watch that holy shit it's terrifying ))
The Tin Twins: (( ¦̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱(̢ ̡͇̅└͇̅┘͇̅ (▤8כ−◦ And heres Bender))
Erron: -Sits next to HAsriel- Hiya.
Hipster Asriel: (( -grabs Bender and slides him away- ))
The Tin Twins: (( ס₪₪₪₪§|(Ξ≥≤≥≤≥≤ΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞ> And a swood ))
B: ((What music do you like, though, Azzy?))
The Tin Twins: ((SWORD I MEANT SWORD))
Hipster Asriel: (( He's a defective unit you know ))
Gaster: ((swood omg
Ant: (( Was that even a scene though? I feel like I'd remember that. ))
MettatonSEX: (( https://youtu.be/tU-VJOzb-10 this is a nice cover
B: ((Laharl you silly grommet))
Azzy: ((666))
Frisky: ((Wow.))
B: ((uh))
The Tin Twins: (( What ))
Hipster Asriel: (( HAIL SCIENCE ))
Erron: ((SWOOD))
Frisky: ((That's neat!))
Frisky: ((I'm sure that is nice.))
The Tin Twins: (( ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(◕_◕)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ))
B: ((uh well um))
Azzy: ((lisa))
Frisky: ((Do you like LISA?))
The Tin Twins: ((._.))
Azzy: ((yes))
The Tin Twins: Slarv why does he know Lisa))
Frisky: ((Who is your favorite character?))
Azzy: ((yado))
B: ((Would you like to try some new music?))
Azzy: ((ok))
Erron: ((Holy crap this is a good cover))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisky: ((You do know that Azzy needs to take control of Slarv's ears to listen to music, right?))
Gaster: ((oh right
Azzy: ((i can))
B: ((What about this? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ ))
Frisky: ((Ah, coolio.))
B: ((David Bowie was a cool duderino))
The Tin Twins: ((Slarv))
The Tin Twins: ((Why is his favorite character Yado))
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Azzy: ((Alrighty so I can't click links without control))
Azzy: ((Let me explain some shit))
Azzy: ((He means 666 kill chop deluxe he's not a demon))
Gaster: ((ooooh
B: ((I figured that))
MettatonSEX: ((ant, that was from the ova
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Azzy: ((Which is one of the songs we listen to))
Frisky: ((Yeah.))
Frisky: ((That's a good song.))
Azzy: ((From lisa))
Azzy: ((I played joyful with him))
Erron: ((I'm starting to like SPG, not gonna lie))
Erron: ((I've only heard 2 songs))
B: ((Slarvath, bruh, you gotta let him listen to the good shit))
Ant: (( Oh ok. I knew I would have remembered seeing something that awful. Because now I see it everytime I close my eyes ))
Azzy: ((Mainly because it was 2 days in and I thought "hey this can only do good"))
MettatonSEX: ((come into automated hell with me and laharl
Erron: ((Where's the entrance, MV?))
Gaster: ((you, i've liked spg since 2012
Azzy: ((And yado is a cool dude))
Gaster: ((there is no entranceonly robutts
MettatonSEX: ((the entrance is hatchworth
Gaster: ((see i was right
Azzy: ((Back to azzy, wowowowowooo))
MettatonSEX: ((inside there are sandwiches and otters
Gaster: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwOg5wI5Gj8 <--- my favorite song by them btw
Azzy: ((hi))
Erron: ((I'll be there shortly))
Gaster: ((Hi again, azzy.
Frisky: ((Welcome back!))
B: ((ey b0ss))
B: ((If you could be any game character, who would it be?))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Azzy: ((asriel))
B: ((Ah, good. I was testing you. You passed with flying colors, by the way.))
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MettatonSEX: (( https://youtu.be/gQWY-JOhF2I this is my favorite spg song so far
Frisky: ((You are based off of Asriel, so I can see why you would want to be him!))
MettatonSEX: ((hi there
Frisky: ((You're not EXACTLY Asriel, though.))
Ant: (( How do they move like that? ))
Frisky: ((There are no expectations for you to live up to.))
Frisky: ((Okay?))
B: ((Can you slap Slarvath in the face?))
Azzy: ((ok))
MettatonSEX: ((they act
Gaster: ((SPG? They took miming classes.
Gaster: ((AZZY NO
Azzy: ((FUCK YOU B))
MettatonSEX: ((azzy no, please dont
B: ((I was kidding))
Frisky: ((Did he actually do it, Slarvath?))
B: ((just a prank bro))
B: ((Tell him it isn't his fault))
MettatonSEX: (("tifu and my tulpa smacked me in the face"
Frisky: ((That was B's fault.))
MettatonSEX: ((that was your fault, b
Frisky: ((ayyy /r/tifu))
B: ((it really, really was))
Ant: (( I gtg ))
MettatonSEX: ((ayyy that was my first subreddit
MettatonSEX: ((ok,mbye ant
Frisky: ((Bye, Ant.))
Gaster: ((So long, Ant.
B: ((bye))
Hipster Asriel: (( [br]----------------------------------------[br]---------------████---------------------[br]--█-------------██████------------------[br]--██████-----█████████████--------------[br]--███████████████████████████-█---------[br]-████████████████████████████████████---[br]-█████████████████████████████████████--[br]-█████████████████████████████████████--[br]--███████████████████████████████████---[br]---██████████████████████████-██--█-----[br]----------------------------------------[br]----------------------------------------[br]))
Gaster: ((I'm gonna brb to get a snack.
Azzy: ((what))
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B: ((no more ASCII))
Frisky: ((Azzy, that was ASCII.))
MettatonSEX: ((ohhhh thats a submarine
Hipster Asriel: (( white vans ))
Frisky: ((It's text that forms a shape.))
MettatonSEX: ((oh
MettatonSEX: ((you meme
Azzy: ((memes))
Frisky: ((Do you like memes?))
Hipster Asriel: (( Edited result of a not-so-good img->ascii converter ))
B: ((Azzy knows memes. This is a beautiful day.))
Azzy: ((yes))
Frisky: ((Just like your dad.))
Azzy: ((<3))
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: ((what is your favorite meme, if there is one?
Frisky: ((Was that heart you, Azzy?))
Azzy: ((yes))
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Hipster Asriel: (( awww ))
Azzy: ((hi))
Frisky: ((Aww.))
B: ((I'm still reveling in the fact that I sent a slap across the Internet))
Frisky: ((Hello, Nancy!))
B: ((Thanks Azzy))
Azzy: ((sorry))
Frisky: ((We're talking to Slarv's tulpa.))
Nance: ((And my presence disappoints everyone, huzzah))
MettatonSEX: ((hi
MettatonSEX: ((its ok azzy, it wasnt your fault
Frisky: ((We're saying 'awww' to Slarv's tulpa.))
B: ((We aren't mad at you. In fact, it was hilarious.))
Frisky: ((Mostly because he is adorable.))
Gaster: ((I'm back.
B: ((You're a riot, kid.))
Azzy: ((ok))
MettatonSEX: ((i plugged in my ipad charger and it sent a buzz through my arm and it felt weird
B: ((what a shock)$
B: [font=palatino]*))[/font]
Nance: ((Yeah it sometimes does that))
Gaster: ((now, mv, don't get buzzed
Frisky: ((Azzy, do you like puns?))
Azzy: ((yes))
Frisky: ((That's great!))
B: ((punderful))
MettatonSEX: ((it was electrifying
Frisky: ((I'll have to [i]milk[/i] these puns a little further.))
MettatonSEX: ((dont have a cow
Azzy: ((jolt))
Gaster: ((i've heard of lightning chargers but that's just ridiculous
B: ((Azzy, do you know who David Bowie was?))
Erron: ((I'm loving this band! OH MY GOSH!))
Azzy: ((no))
MettatonSEX: ((told you
B: ((Get Slarvath to show you sometime))
MettatonSEX: ((fancy shoes is a good song
Frisky: ((David Bowie was a famous man with one goal - to eat a Hershey bar.))
Frisky: ((Nah, just kidding.))
Erron: ((I'm gonna listen to everything))
B: ((I'm pretty sure that's incorrect))
Frisky: ((I'm just messing with ya.))
Azzy: ((ok))
B: ((Stop misinforming the goatbro))
Frisky: ((It was a joke.))
Frisky: ((Azzy understands jokes, right?))
MettatonSEX: ((david bowie was a musician and actor
Azzy: ((yes))
Hipster Asriel: (( yeah i'm gonna take a shower now ))
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Gaster: ((Steam Powered Giraffe is a good band too. They're people who dress up as robots and sing songs. I've seen them live so many times.
Frisky: ((Yes, David Bowie was a famous actor and musician.))
B: (([i]Now[/i] am I the cool uncle?))
Frisky: ((He's pretty good.))
Azzy: ((good night))
MettatonSEX: ((i wish i got into them when i was first infirmed of their existance
MettatonSEX: ((goodnight
Gaster: ((Oh, are you going to bed, Azzy? Goodnight then.
Frisky: ((Good night, Azzy!))
Azzy: ((Gotta get shower and go to bed soon))
B: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Gaster: ((Alright, Slarv.
Frisky: ((Alrighty.))
Azzy: ((Hi nance))
Nance: ((Very delay, much wow
B: ((Don't forget to show him Ziggy and stuff))
Nance: ((Hi though, Azzy))
Frisky: ((Say to Azzy that I goat a lot more puns.))
Azzy: ((Azzy already said hi, this is Slarvath))
MettatonSEX: ((i didnt know spg were playing as robots until recently, so im disappointed in myself
Nance: ((Like I know who is who anymore mang))
Azzy: ((Possessed!Slarvath))
Nance: ((I've been too busy with life the universe and everything to know who is who anymore.
Frisky: ((Yes.))
Gaster: ((They usually play at conventions, I found out about them at youmacon when i saw them live
Erron: -Is playing "Mega Man 2" on his 3ds- ...
MettatonSEX: ((oh, nice
Azzy: ((I still can't believe I got fuckin slapped))
MettatonSEX: ((i cant believe azzy actually did it
Gaster: ((i can't believe you got owned by your own tulpa
B: ((That was amazing))
Frisky: ((I blame B.))
Azzy: ((He was like "can I" and I was like "they're your hands"))
B: ((#blameitonb))
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster. "I love you."
Azzy: ((And then I got slapped))
MettatonSEX: ((omg
MettatonSEX: ((thats even better
B: ((Did it hurt?))
Azzy: ((No))
Azzy: ((Weakling))
B: ((Other than emotionally?))
Azzy: ((My son is only 12 days old and already beating his father))
B: ((Bruh you're calling yourself a weakling here))
Frisky: ((So he slapped you playfully?))
Gaster: kisses back.
Azzy: ((Yeah))
Gaster: I love you too.
Frisky: ((That's good.))
Nance: ((Dude
Nance: ((As a kid I almost broke my dad's nose
Frisky: ((I almost got my toe chopped off as a kid))
B: ((I haven't been so happy as when you said "FUCK YOU B" in a log time))
Frisky: ((10/10
B: ((*long))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Azzy: ((B you're the uncle who smells bad and doesn't get the kids unless it's a last resort))
Azzy: ((Grunkle B))
B: ((ok))
Gaster: ((i almost poisoned myself with treadmill lubricant - it was in a cup and i though it was water
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Nance: ((So B's the creepy uncle make-up done in Face Off?))
B: ((chime omf))
MettatonSEX: ((so you drink lube
Azzy: ((Imma get a shower))
Frisky: ((Slarv, if I was related to Azzy, who would I be--))
Frisky: ((Okay.))
Azzy: ((Ur mom))
B: ((On your gravestone: "Killed by too much lube"))
Azzy: ((Am dad))
Frisky: ((10/10
Frisky: ((i would be the mom))
Azzy: ((I'm gonna go try and wash away the pain))
Azzy: ((Be back later))
B: ((Wait))
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Frisky: ((bye))
Nance: ((Got some 5/7 pics of B, posting 'em one second
Nance: ((Bye Slarvazzy
: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] disconnected.
B: ((Azzy, be sure to slap him again in the shower so the pain does-))
B: ((Aww))
Frisky: ((Wait, if I was considered the mom, then.. oh dear that would mean some shit happened.))
Nance: ((Never mind, got some full unedited stuff of B on film http://www.syfy.com/faceoff/videos/the-success-of-creepy
Frisky: ((It's B! In the flesh!))
B: ((Can Confirm. Source: Am B))
MettatonSEX: ((hey where did you get those pics of me
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisky: ((Oh, B is also MV confirmed.))
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Frisky: ((Tis a joke. (Or is it?) ))
MettatonSEX: ((dude we're also both hitler apparently -shrugs-
B: ((I find it funny that Slarvath calls Azzy his son))
B: ((Didn't know he was into incest))
MettatonSEX: ((i think its to prevent sexythoughts
Frisky: ((^
MettatonSEX: ((either way im the family disappointment
Frisky: ((MV you're the good person who thinks they're the disappointment in this family))
B: ((bet he still kneads the noodle to Asriel porn))
MettatonSEX: ((dude i bit a kid ten years ago when he pissed me off
MettatonSEX: ((i am in no way good
MettatonSEX: ((im neutral at best
B: ((Yanks his yonker))
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Frisky: ((that was ten years ago))
B: ((tugs his titillator))
Nance: ((I'm, like, Arthas a third of the way into the Human Campaign of WC3
Frisky: ((also biting is a good way of defending yourself against assholes))
B: ((pulls his pork))
MettatonSEX: ((strokes his sausage
Frisky: ((eats pork for dinner))
Gaster: ((pets his dauchshund
MettatonSEX: ((true but ive also pushed someone over for calling me short
Frisky: ((takes a walk with azzy))
B: ((shakes hands with Mr. Happy))
MettatonSEX: ((i like this person
Nance: ((Cuckolds his Chorizo?))
Erron: ((Feels his FiFi))
MettatonSEX: ((peppers his steak
B: ((twiddled his thumb))
Nance: ((Twiddled his diddle*
Hipster Asriel: (( popped a pussy ))
Gaster: ((takes himself to the bone zone
Erron: ((*pusi))
Frisky: ((played with Bloo's barbie dolls))
B: ((rubs the lamp))
Gaster: ((pets lesser dog
MettatonSEX: ((inserted his spine
Hipster Asriel: (( finalized the life of frisky ))
Gaster: ((speaking of which: https://40.media.tumblr.com/4ebfc283cc5adf4023b2a45406a6c8b5/tumblr_o5tb0xEBba1u1bjhko3_1280.jpg
Frisky: ((what do you mean))
B: ((waggles his stock))
Gaster: ((look how freaking EPIC the photographer made my brother's cosplay look
MettatonSEX: ((holy SHIT
Erron: ((GG))
B: ((that one was shit because of my typo))
Frisky: ((holy SHIT))
Hipster Asriel: (( OH SHITE ))
Frisky: ((gdi i tried to start a chain))
B: ((Damn so))
Gaster: ((https://36.media.tumblr.com/48c40aa8d7da2a79c37e4d90c1d6dde0/tumblr_o5tb0xEBba1u1bjhko5_1280.jpg
B: ((*son))
Hipster Asriel: (( Dam so, where'd you find tha? ))
B: ((Slap some electronics on that bitch and he's everyone's favorite RPer))
MettatonSEX: ((nice
MettatonSEX: ((B STOP
MettatonSEX: ((dont ruin the cool cosplay
Gaster: ((don't you dare associate bio with my brother
MettatonSEX: ((bad counterpart *sprays b with water*
Frisky: ((*sprays B with vodka*))
Frisky: ((get fucked))
B: ((oi m8 wadaduq was dat for I swear on me mum ill do ya nan's bloody gash))
Hipster Asriel: (( *sprays orange juice into B's eyes* ))
Frisky: ((i don't have a nan))
MettatonSEX: ((ow
Erron: ((Damn, you guys REALLY Hate Bio... but I can see where you come from))
Hipster Asriel: (( Bio is like the guy you try to be friendly to but then he fucks up and it goes in a vicious cycle ))
B: (( Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob. ))
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Erron: ((oh))
Gaster: ((yeah, precisely
Hipster Asriel: (( Then you just end up putting your foot down and kicking his ass ))
Frisky: ((A vicious cycle of rape, threatening rule two, and Temmies.))
MettatonSEX: ((well yeah he broke rules constantly, threatened r2, and got unhealthily attached to characters to the point where it got uncomfortable
Frisky: ((Bio's ass was kicked for a reason.))
Azzy: ((Hoi))
Hipster Asriel: (( "allrite son dats enuff temmie secks for you." ))
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Frisky: (('ello))
Azzy: ((Oh we're talking about bio?))
B: ((so, so much tennis sexualization))
Gaster: ((mmmhhhh yeah, tennis
B: ((Not to mention just plain plot bullshit))
Erron: ((Tennis, OH YEAH!))
Azzy: ((Reminder that even azzy doesnt like bio))
B: ((omf))
MettatonSEX: ((good
Frisky: ((good
B: ((That's how I got my tennis elbow don'tcha know))
Hipster Asriel: (( bio's the guy that you try to kinda keep out of everything ))
Hipster Asriel: (( but he ends up climbing over the fence and streaking during the game ))
Gaster: ((and then you end up hitting a different kind of ball
MettatonSEX: ((he's the guy who i would publicly castrate
B: ((I did oneRP thing with Bio. One. And it was shit.))
B: ((geeez MV))
B: ((that's too far))
Frisky: ((That would be fun to see, but a little too far.))
Azzy: ((How the fuck did you get onto the topic of bio))
MettatonSEX: ((i understand
Azzy: ((And also I've given up undertail))
Gaster: ((i posted my brother's lesser dog cosplay
Azzy: sheds a single tear
MettatonSEX: ((but he kinda deserves it
B: ((Chime's brother cosplayed as Bio))
MettatonSEX: ((no
Gaster: ((NO HE DID NOT
Frisky: ((no
Gaster: ((STOP
Frisky: ((B fuck your ass))
B: ((He does not, MV))
MettatonSEX: ((b, seriously, stop
Frisky: ((It's time to stop))
Gaster: ((i just... euuugh
Azzy: ((Oh I see it))
Frisky: ((seriously))
Hipster Asriel: (( bio's like the terminator ))
Frisky: ((just please don't))
MettatonSEX: ((not entirely, but maybe halfway
Gaster: ((you're making me associate my brother with things i don't want to associate him with.
Hipster Asriel: (( including the violence ))
B: ((ok sheesh))
Hipster Asriel: (( remember when bio was fighting with that troll ))
Frisky: ((Yeah.))
Hipster Asriel: (( i felt like i could sense bio's anger and passion to defeat that troll ))
B: ((I could smell it))
Azzy: ((Idk how azzy knows about bio but he does))
Mist: -Oh lookie! It's a half-robotic 26-year-old woman with half a million health problems, settling down and pulling out what APPEARS to be some kind of lunch box. What's in said lunch box? Well shut up and I'll tell you. Well, anyways, she opens up the lunch box, and pulls up some kind of injection. She proceeds to painlessly slam it into a node on her human arm. She seems relieved by it, as she pulls the needle out as it finished draining into her system and puts it back in the box. There, now she didn't have anything to worry about... y'know, for the moment.-
Hipster Asriel: (( i just grabbed a bucket of popcorn and played the Benny Hill theme as I read it ))
Azzy: ((Wait what))
Azzy: ((Fighting with a troll))
B: ((It's like sweat + ball sweat + oregano + armpit sweat))
Nance: ((Hey now B
MettatonSEX: whirrs, happy to just be with Gaster.
Nance: ((Don't associate oregano with that shit))
Hipster Asriel: (( With a hint of paprika ))
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].
B: ((Also sweat))
Frisk: * She looks up at Mist. "Greetings!"
MettatonSEX: ((dont forget the three week old bloodstained underwear
Hipster Asriel: (( And mucus ))
B: ((Did I mention sweat?))
Gaster: sighs. "I'll get this done eventually."
MettatonSEX: I'll do my best to help.
Azzy: ((So apparently my hands don't convulse violently when azzy has both of them))
MettatonSEX: ((cool
B: ((ok MV seriously I worry a bit on how far you're overblowing this hatred))
Frisk: ((That's good.))
Azzy: ((Downside is I can't communicate))
Gaster: ((are you talking about bio or the random scents i'd get now and then at the con
Hipster Asriel: (( OH GOD ))
Hipster Asriel: (( I just imagine going into a con and suddenly being hit by a huge wall of ".....ech" smells ))
The Tin Twins: ((I'm playing Joyful and Buddy just learned Flash))
Gaster: ((i'd just walk past someone and just go... oh dear lord
The Tin Twins: ((Help))
MettatonSEX: ((i tend to overexaggerate things and i dont know exactly why, im sorry
B: ((Also you can't use your other hand for... uh...))
B: ((Um... eating. Eating food.))
Hipster Asriel: (( ...And....engaging in the stimulation of the genitals. ))
Azzy: ((My other hand is for using my phone to talk and water))
MettatonSEX: ((dont water ur phone
Gaster: ((the last time it happened was in the elevator with this honestly cute guy in a wolf onesie
Hipster Asriel: (( ack ))
Gaster: ((he was at the rave last night
Azzy: ((Chime, welcome to smash bros tournaments))
Gaster: ((in the very same wolf onesie
Mist: -The woman pointed her attention towards the... well, the best they can describe them is "Frisk". Well... because she met at least one Frisk ten years ago, she thinks... Anyways! She waves at the Frisk . "Hello there."-
Azzy: ((Nobody uses fucking deoderant))
B: ((I'm going to gn before the mental images give my chronic erectile dysfunction))
B: ((*me))
Hipster Asriel: (( I just came up with a weird as fuck idea )
The Tin Twins: The Tin Twins are chatting at the couch. Like teens made of metal usually do.
MettatonSEX: ((ok, bye
Azzy: ((bai))
Frisk: ((bye
The Tin Twins: ((So Slarv how does Masturbation work now that you've got Azzy around for life))
: B is Alive and Well but Only in Theory's connection timed out.
Azzy: ((Well heres the thing))
Frisk: * She tilts her head at Mist for at least a few seconds, before straightening its position back to normal. "Do I know you?"
Frisk: "I feel like I've seen you before."
Azzy: ((Every time you think about him, he's listening))
Frisk: "Dunno when, though."
Azzy: ((So I have to clear my mind))
Azzy: ((Go in))
Nance: ((Is there anything I need to know about Frisk? Like, what'd I miss in my nonchalant not-ever-being-here-ness?))
Azzy: ((And get out as quickly as possible))
Azzy: ((And if I think "boy I hope azzy doesnt see this"))
Azzy: ((There he is, mission failed))
Frisk: ((She's eleven now, for the time being. It's temporary, though.))
Nance: ((...Ah.))
MettatonSEX: pulls Gaster closer, somehow, and wraps his love in another layer of hugging arms.
Azzy: ((And also I call him my son because he called me dad))
Frisk: ((I wouldn't make it permanent.))
Gaster: MMmmmhh.
The Tin Twins: ((From now i'm randomly i'm gonna yell "Quick Slarv don't think about masturbation and Azzy at the same time" in the chat))
Azzy: ((Fuk u bich))
Azzy: ((U suck at lisa))
: With the Power of Words and Literature [Hipster Asriel] is now Montropolithic [].
Frisk: ((Also, her timeline wasn't reset. Let's just say it was.. some technical difficulties.Ll
Frisk: ))*
: Montropolithic [] is now Montropolithic [Centenario].
Frisk: ((Gee, my fingers slipped.))
The Tin Twins: (('Science'))
Frisk: ((Technical difficulties with another timeline.))
Frisk: ((Science? Maybe.))
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Nance: ((Yeah I was just about to say, the timeline being reset makes NO temporal sense, especially cross-timeline.))
Frisk: ((Yes.))
Yazan: (Oi
Frisk: ((The reason is unknown, for the time being.))
Frisk: (('ello, Yazan.))
Gaster: ((Hey, Yazan.
MettatonSEX: hums, to the tune of his fictional song "Can't Contain Me".
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Yazan: ((I danced with the kids to gangnam style today
Mist: -Mist gave a light snerk, looking at the Frisk a little clearer now. "...Yeah, I'm having the same sense of Deja Vu with your face, too. Like... are you someone's kid?" Wow, that was specific. She doesn't seem fazed by it, though. "I mean, you look just like some kid I knew ten years ago. I mean... I think. My memory's been pretty dodgy the last five years."-
Frisk: "Well, I could be the same kid."
Frisk: * She shrugs.
Erron: ...
Frisk: "You never know what can happen, sometimes."
Centenario: A [url=https://theinfosphere.org/images/a/a8/Lord_Nibbler.jpg]Nibblonian[/url] walks in, wearing a green jacket. They're about 3'1. "Greetings to all."
Azzy: ((Me when someone says no more giant robots in the bar))
Azzy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWULCfJ2PGA
Frisk: ((cool))
The Tin Twins: ((Frisk just needs to use some [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to get magic surgery in order to be adult again))
The Tin Twins: ((Someone explain to me why Nibblonian is greyed out for me))
The Tin Twins: ((What is this))
Centenario: (( Well Nibbler is part of the species ))
Gaster: ((me and slarv when there's a giant robot in the bar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnvC6hdPCU
Yazan: ((I also finally listened to let it go. Its okay at best
Centenario: (( It means it's been clicked/visited, Laharl ))
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Centenario: (( Laharl: [awestruck] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ))
The Tin Twins: ((I'm going to kill you both))
Frisk: ((you can't kill me))
Frisk: ((i know your only weakness))
Centenario: (( If you kill Frisky you kill me ))
Frisk: (([u]ink[/u]
The Tin Twins: ((Bitch I can kill you right now))
Frisk: ((OK))
Centenario: (( -whimpers- o-okay ))
Frisk: ((TRY ME))
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] kicked Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] from the chat.
Centenario: "..."
Gaster: ((WOWIE
Centenario: (( -scurries around- OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY ))
Mist: -In her experience, she's known to not trust anything she sees that's in the space between "too odd" and "not odd enough", and she shrugs off the Nibblonian as just a hallucination. "I wouldn't be surprised. After all, half of my body's metal, I have to get an injection that's a mix of painkillers, stimulants, insulin, and other sorts of things that has no merit being pushed into anyone except a dying person." She seems... completely unfazed by what she's saying, huh...-
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Frisk: ((LOL))
Gaster: ((W[br]O[br]W[br]I[br]E
Azzy: ((MOD ABOOS))
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton when theres a giant robot in the bar(that isnt him): http://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g
The Tin Twins: ((Also that was the first ever Mod Aboose i've ever done in my life and it felt sooo goooood))
Azzy: ((I thought I was 2nd tier))
Gaster: ((Laharl, don't make me put my foot down.
Frisk: ((I AM IMMORTAL))
Azzy: ((But I'm only 1st tier))
MettatonSEX: ((im not any tier
Nance: ((TFW Nance can't do things with her wife because her wife's eleven for now))
Gaster: ((you mean you aren't second tier?
Azzy: ((Apparently not))
Frisk: ((Also, Laharl, please don't abuse me again.))
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] set Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.
MettatonSEX: ((some of them want to abuse you
Nance: ((TFW Nance can't even refer to Frisk as her wife because it's a 22 year old and an 11 year old and that's creepy AF))
MettatonSEX: ((some of them want to be abused
: Yazan's connection timed out.
The Tin Twins: ((*Rolls up Sleeves* [url=http://pa1.narvii.com/5750/cf6267b3462312f2e21105a3074aabd3b4a27ea4_hq.gif ] :/ [/url] ))
Azzy: ((I just lost the option to kick?))
The Tin Twins: ((No Aboose.))
The Tin Twins: ((Dun worry))
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] set Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.
Frisk: ((TFW Frisk is still wearing her wedding ring))
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] set Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] set Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.
Centenario: The Nibblonian takes a seat in a booth, looking around this place. "Certainly different from the things I have previously seen. Certainly."
Azzy: ((10/10))
Frisk: "Huh."
Azzy: ((Fuk))
Gaster: ((lmao
Azzy: ((I forgot))
The Tin Twins: ((K done mod aboosing))
Frisk: ((Laharl, I can mod abuse you.))
Frisk: ((*pulls out hacking computer*))
Frisk: ((shhhh))
MettatonSEX: ((please dont fuck the yellow devil
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] disconnected.
Hipster Asriel: (( hhhhhhhhh ))
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Frisk: * She looks down at her book.
The Tin Twins: ((OH YEAH))
The Tin Twins: ((I CAN HACK BETTER))
Erron: ((AD: How would it feel to fuck a Jelly Monster))
Centenario: (( PREPARE YOUR ANUSES ))
Star Chara: -((I can hack stronger.))-
Gaster: ((bitch what did you just say
King Hyper: ((I CAN HACK THE CIA))
Erron: ((pls im sorry))
Gaster: ((you know what i just randomly remembered
Frisk: ((mmm?))
Azzy: ((Forgot to water the dog?))
Gaster: ((i was hanging out with a burgerpants cosplayer at the con and all of a sudden we're surrounded by three mettatons
Erron: ((Forgot to Fuck a Bee))
Erron: ((oh))
MettatonSEX: ((oh my
Frisk: ((Oh my.))
The Tin Twins: (([url=http://prntscr.com/atm7zx ]This got really gay all of a sudden.[/url]))
Gaster: ((and burgerpants turns to me and says "please get me out of here doctor" and i was like "alright, time for a vacation to the void"
The Tin Twins: ((*Puts away hacking skills*))
MettatonSEX: ((omg
Erron: ((Yes__
Azzy: ((fist))
Frisk: ((omf why))
Frisk: ((why laharl))
Mist: -The half-robotic woman twiddles her thumbs a little. She's not bored, don't worry. She never gets bored. "...You are the same child. I'd figured you'd be older by now, y'know... considering that it's been ten years and all that."-
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: ((*mettaton voice* BITCH THATS MY JOB TO DICK GASTER
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The Tin Twins: ((Do I win?))
Gaster: scoots a little closer to his husband.
Frisk: "I suppose. I am indeed older, just.."
Frisk: "Err."
Frisk: "Stuff happened."
Frisk: "It was very confusing."
Azzy: ((daddy))
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster again, this time trailing the cracks on his face.
Frisk: ((Is that you, Azzy?))
Azzy: ((No lol))
Gaster: Aww, darling...
Gaster: ((good we'd have to kinkshame the tulpa
MettatonSEX: I love you.
: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] is now Minion [Minion].
Gaster: I adore you.
Gaster: ((NO
Frisk: ((NO
MettatonSEX: ((NO
Erron: ((NO
The Tin Twins: ((NO
Centenario: ((NO
Gaster: ((i'm glad we're all on the same page here
Frisk: ((me too))
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Minion: ((how bout i do anyway
Aversa: ((no
Frisk: ((no))
Glamor: [font=glamor]((no[/font]
Mist: -She laughed. "Yeah, I'd imagine. Still, at least you're still whole, yeah?" She flexed her sleek, robotic arm a couple of times. No, not like that. Like, it goes up and back out a couple of times. "Me, I've got all this cybernetics on me, I'm half of me, that just so happens to be able to control the other half of me." She laughed again. "I'm honestly surprised I haven't gone mad, you know?"-
Minion: ((http://imgur.com/o3akrYS
The Tin Twins: ((Anyway, imma start the next characters in my trilogy here))
Minion: ((https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-zsVlpiCTf8EButefHreUm4hjKbA3qBx-r-tIh60WjIuYV9THzg
: Yazan's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: whirrs more audibly, wrapping his arms around the skeleton once more.
Frisk: * She nods, looking over Mist's cybernetics for a few short moments. "Seems to be pretty complicated, eh?"
Minion: ((http://orig05.deviantart.net/d4ce/f/2015/312/5/8/squid_by_muurushiii-d9g173d.jpg
Gaster: is slowly becoming a burrito.
Minion: ((Lets do this shit
Gaster: ((no.
: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] is now High Priest Laharl [The Duet].
Centenario: The Nibblonian blinked, idly thinking about trivial things.
: Minion [Minion] is now Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy].
The Duet: ((Note:Tin Twins, Duet, and the third group are all going to be connected in a small little event later))
Azzy: ((I must sleep))
MettatonSEX: I'm so glad my arms are extendable, darling. That way I can hold you more.
MettatonSEX: ((ok, goodnight
: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] disconnected.
Mist: -She nodded. "No doubt, but it's a heck of a lot better than what I had ten years ago."-
Frisk: ((Will all three have a glass eating contest, Laharl?))
Gaster: I'm glad you're so willing to hold me close.
The Duet: The anydoor opens, and theres a strange sort of racket. Two Twins have entered the bar, wearing hats. They seem to have hands on eachother's shoulders, as if guiding eachother.
The Duet: ((Hey, only The Tin Twins can eat glass))
Frisk: "I bet."
The Duet: ((And it's bad for them, they can't digest things to it just sits inside them until they cut themselves open and remove it))
Centenario: Centenario looked at the Duet, munching on a small glass mirror. "Greetings."
Frisk: "Well.. it was nice to meet you again."
Frisk: "I better get back to reading."
Frisk: ((i actually gotta go rn))
Gaster: ((bye frisky
Frisk: ((sweet memes dank dreams))
MettatonSEX: Of course, why wouldn't I be? You're so adorable, and wonderful, and you're surprisingly cuddly despite being made of bone.
Frisk: ((hopes and dreams to all))
MettatonSEX: ((sweet memes dank dreams
Frisk: ((and gn))
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
The Duet: They both abruptly turn, as if they hadn't noticed Centenaria beforehand. And now shit is wierd. They seem to be made of wood, and their midriffs are exposed. But instead of bellies they have a chest full of instruments. The boy has strings running alongside his belly, with what seem like hundreds of large, heavy instruments alongside them.
Gaster: Oh, darling... I'm willing to bet you're smiling right now.
MettatonSEX: I am.
The Duet: The girl has thinner strings, smaller ones, akin to a violin to the boy's chello, with hundreds of smaller instruments running alongside her.
The Duet: "Hello." Oh good, these ones can speak.
Gaster: smiles himself. "Wonderful."
MettatonSEX: Yours is prettier.
Gaster: I bet yours is lovely too.
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Mist: -She nodded again and went back to relax gently. Y'know, might as well, it's only another... four hours until she needs another injection. She might as well just relax.-
MettatonSEX: It is, but yours is breathtaking. Even for someone without lungs.
Nance: ((I'ma depart for now. See ya... whenever I remember to start up MSPARP again
Gaster: giggles a little.
Erron: ...
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Gaster: ((Alright, see you.
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MettatonSEX: I'm serious. I can't get over how charming you are.
Hipster Asriel: He looks at Erron. "..."
The Duet: Noticably, their eyes are both closed. And they've each got a hand around the other's shoulders and necks. Like they're always in a 3 legged race.
Gaster: Hah, it's been ten years and I've got you under my spell.
The Duet: It's like they're guiding eachother.
Erron: -Hugs HAsriel-
Centenario: Centenario looks at the "hipster" Asriel then at the Duet. "..."
Centenario: (( HAsriel: whoa hey ))
Hipster Asriel: He hugs Erron back. {well then. hoo boy}
MettatonSEX: Darling, please, it only took you about a week to make me yours.
The Duet: The boy turns around, obviously realizinc Centenario isn't going to say anything soon, and walks over to the bar. The girl turns around, taking a stand over there with him.
Gaster: blushes a little.
Erron: ...heh
Gaster: You were quicker.
Centenario: He continues to much on the glass mirror. "Do you like glass?"
MettatonSEX: You're so cute, darling. -He kisses Gaster's cheeks.-
Gaster: squeaks a little. "Mmmh."
The Duet: "Ladies and Gentlemen!" The boy yells out to the entire crowd. "This show is brought to you from Master Strings to bring entertainment to the smaller timelines across the multiverse! No payment is needed, but *couch* [sub]Tips and donations are very much accepted[/sub]."
Erron: -looks at The Duet- the hell?
MettatonSEX: You're making those cute noises again.
The Duet: "I am Chello! And this is my sister Violin, we are your musicsmiths today!" And they abruptly just start playing music on themselves, using the various instruments across their bodies.
Centenario: "Interesting."
The Duet: It sounds really sophisticated until you realize they're cycling through Daft Punk songs.
MettatonSEX: But anyway, how long did it take me to enchant you?
Hipster Asriel: "This is just Daft Punk."
MettatonSEX: ((omfg
Centenario: "..."
Gaster: Mmmmh, before or after the flirting.
Erron: Neat...
Gaster: *?
The Duet: Hey, atleast its GOOD Daft Punk. Violin is rapidly singing through the lyric of Technologic through a microphone extending out of her wooden neck. "Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick, erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,"
MettatonSEX: After, because the flirting wasn't genuine at first and I'm sorry for that.
Gaster: Ah, well... about two days.
Gaster: When I fall for someone, I fall hard.
MettatonSEX: Mmh, I see.
Gaster: Yeah...
The Duet: Every now and then Chello gestures to a hat lying on one of the tables. Violin occasionally winks to it as well.
MettatonSEX: It took time to build up trust. I first thought you were charming, sure, but I fell for you with trust. When you first fixed me up, that day... oh, you know that was one of the best days in my life at the time. It's still up there,
Centenario: Centenario walks over to the hat, and appears to be dropping something into it. "I put something into there."
Centenario: "Hope."
Centenario: "I put hope in there."
Gaster: smiles.
Erron: -Takes one of the Gold Bars Jukon left him, and put it in the hat-
MettatonSEX: Without that, and all the future upgrades, why, I woukd have fallen apart by now.
The Duet: Violin looks slightly miffed that the alien didn't just drop some money in there like a normal person. But Chello seems to go ecstatic at the gold Erron drops in.
The Duet: If the way he's playing that music better than drew breez can run a field goal is any way to tell.
Gaster: Oh, darling... I would have done it anyway, you know. If you'd just asked.
Centenario: Centenario takes out a few coins and drops them into the hat. "I'm just messing with you people."
The Duet: Violin abruptly breaks the song into the next one. "Like the legend of the pheonix."
The Duet: It's like some kind of daft punk long 10 minute song that transitions from one daft punk to the other.
The Duet: A medley, a deft punk medley.
MettatonSEX: Thank you, but to be fair, I didn't know what you would do. I hadn't had great experiences with my body's repairs unless I did them myself.
Gaster: Mmh. I understand.
The Duet: Totally a coincidence that Chello looks almost like a wooden version of Steel. And that Violin is a dead ringer for Aluminum.
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MettatonSEX: You were the first person who made me feel like I was able to live and get upgraded so that I could live, more than I could myself. Honestly, if it weren't for that... I might have lost power one day with no one to plug me in, and have deteriorated so much that I'd cease to be able to move.
The Duet: ((Basically, the Twins have their own alternate timeline versions of themselves))
MettatonSEX: You mean so much to me, and that's only a part of the reason why.
The Duet: ((If that hasn't been obvious yet))
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Hipster Asriel: "...."
The Duet: ((Question is:Which one of them is the original oen))
Erron: -Leans his head onto HAsriel's shoulder-
Gaster: chuckles. "And you mean the world to me. It's nice to have someone by my side. When I met you, I'd been so, so, lonely. I was in disbelief that you'd love such an old man like me."
MettatonSEX: The whirrs are at their most audible, about the volume of a stage whisper.
The Duet: "Work it-harder, make it-better, do it-faster, makes us-stronger."
The Duet: And then Chello accidently breaks a string.
The Duet: And falls off the stage.
Erron: Uh oh.
The Duet: And everything goes to hell.
The Duet: Violin stops playing and runs over to try to help him up and gets pulled off the stage.
The Duet: A sound that any instrument player hears in their nightmares is heard:The sound of clarinets, trumpets, etc bending and denting.
Hipster Asriel: He puts an arm around Erron, watching the instrumental hell. "Oh, no."
The Duet: They both yell out from off to the side at the same time. "GOD DAMNIT!"
Erron: -Starts chuckling-
The Duet: Chello gets up, pulling up Violin to help her up, and tries to step back up onto the stage. He seems to misgauge where he's stepping and just faceplants.
The Duet: The troubles of trying to do things with your eyes closed.
MettatonSEX: You mean more than most worlds to me. I was so alone, and desperate to leave my timeline, and needed to feel like life was worthwhile. I love you because you' not only were able to help me with all those things, you also fell in love with an anxious, attention-seeking, bold, brash, made initially of literal trash, old man like me.
Gaster: smiles slightly. "It's a pleasure being an old man with you, Mettaton."
MettatonSEX: And it's a pleasure being an old man with you, Wing.
The Duet: Eventually they managed to get back on stage, and Chello steps up to the mic. "Sorry folks! Your show has to be cancelled becuase of...err...technical difficulties!" His voice sounds like a trumpet does when it's been dented beyond belief.
MettatonSEX: You're too good for this world.
Gaster: grins. "I love it when you call me that."
MettatonSEX: Oh, you do, don't you?
The Duet: "[sub]Damnit we're gonna have to get repairs done Master String is going to be so dissapointed...[/sub]"
Gaster: nods.
MettatonSEX: chuckles, whispering, "Oh, Wing, you make me soar."
Gaster: *The pun sinks in. "Metta, I love you a ton."
MettatonSEX: snickers. "Aw, darling, you know
MettatonSEX: *you know I find those humerus
The Duet: And they stand up, guiding eachother out of the room.
Gaster: smirks, then yawns. "Mmmh... I should probably get back to sleep."
Jamie (Judas): -The screaming of Jamie's hate of puns can be heard from a different timeline- "FUCKING HELL!"
Gaster: ((i just had a horrible thought
Gaster: ((the Sin Twins
Erron: ((The fact that Jamie exis- Oh no...))
MettatonSEX: Mh, you should, darling. I'll be your blanket.
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.
Centenario: (( i uh http://puu.sh/omwJV/c43091c4fb.png ))
The Duet: ((They exist. They're from hell))
Gaster: kisses back, then leans back.
Gaster: Go right ahead, dear.
MettatonSEX: ((speaking of ideas werent you thinking of a thing
Gaster: ((I was, and then i forgot to bring it up after azzy went away since it's not exactly kid friendly
Gaster: ((You don't mind if I screencap the conversation we had, right mv?
MettatonSEX: envelops Gaster in a burrito of arm, with segmented metal on one side pressing Gaster into the warm robot.
MettatonSEX: ((i dont mind
The Duet: ((I'm pretty sure Assy isn't gonna read logs))
Gaster: ((yeah it's just that me and mv were discussing things that weren't azzy friendly
Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/atmgtx
The Duet: ((I'd be fine with it as long as nobody gets forced into bodens))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Centenario: (( http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php ))
Gaster: ((I wouldn't do that to you guys. Anything that's too boden wouldn't be described
Gaster: ((and i won't force any played characters into it
Gaster: ((the idea i have is that my gaster gets wind of kink dings somehow and he's like "wtf, this is gross"
Gaster: ((and he goes to shut it down or something idk
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Gaster: ((it's two fourteen in the morning
Gaster: ((i should go to bed
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Gaster: ((but i've still got homework to do and that's why i'm awake
MettatonSEX: 's gears keep whirring, as he hugs his burrito'd husband close to his warmth.
Gaster: MMmh.
Erron: ((I'm going to bed))
Erron: ((Later guys))
MettatonSEX: ((gn
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MettatonSEX: I can't believe you exist. Someone who can find beauty in me beyond my stage persona, who can fix me, who can help me in rough times, who is absolutely beautiful, who is trustworthy, who is all those things in one beautiful, passionate, amazing skeleton.
MettatonSEX: You're a dream come true, Wing.
Gaster: smiles. "I can't believe you exist. You're an amazing, beautiful, bot, who I adore with all my being. I'm going to say something I should have said a long time ago."
Gaster: If I had a heart, it'd be beating faster because of you.
MettatonSEX: Oh,mdarling!
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Gaster: ((Hi there!
MettatonSEX: I adore you with every little millimeter of wiring in this body, the entirety of my being and as much more as I can give after that.
The Duet: Theres so much lovey dovey shit in here somewhere far away Laharl just got a fucking migrane.
MettatonSEX: ((hi
MettatonSEX: ((sorry
Centenario: (( yo- ))
Gaster: *All Gaster can do is nod.
Centenario: There's so much lovey dovey crap going on that Lex just does their own shit. Like making choose-your-own-adventure games.
MettatonSEX: kisses his love. "Niw go to bed, you need rest, darling.
Gaster: Alright. Goodnight, Mettaton.
MettatonSEX: Goodnight, Gaster.
MettatonSEX: I love you.
Gaster: I love you too.
...: ((bows
Gaster: slowly drifts off to sleep again.
Gaster: ((raven is that you
MettatonSEX: smiles, falling deep into Sleep Mode, dreaming of [s]electric sheep[/s] gay things.
MettatonSEX: ((gn everyone im goin to bed
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Gaster: ((gn mv
...: ((You know me well.
: ... [...] is now Raven [...].
Gaster: (( X)
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Centenario: (( [url=http://s.emuparadise.org/GBA/boxart/0545.jpg][x][/url] ))
Gaster: ((alright, i'm gonna head to bed but you could probably pm me on discord or something
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Yazan: ((mornin
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Jeska or Jukon: ((whats new?
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Jeska or Jukon: thats not new
Jeska or Jukon: ((hello?
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Fanta: ((Ohai raven
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DamnDude: (( Oi ))
DamnDude: (( I wonder if anyones gonna get here before i leave lunch. ))
DamnDude: (( Rip ))
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Fanta: ((>i dont think azzy is gonna read the logs
Fanta: ((Woops
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Shoe: ((Ayy
Erron: ((ayy
Shoe: ((Im working on sprites for a game rn
Erron: ((cool
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Erron: ((ayy
Barchar: (ayy)
Barchar: is curled up in a corner, engaging in the age-old pastime of feeling like shit
Erron: -Is sitting in his fridge, playing "Mega Man 1" on his 3ds-
Shoe: ((Ayy
Shoe: trots in through the anydoor, hopping on the bar
Erron: ...
Shoe: Hmm, slow day
Erron: -nods in agreement-
Shoe: curls up, if barchar knew his true identity, which she probably does given the whole omnipresence thing, she would probably be glad to see him, or something
Erron: ...
Barchar: 'happy' is a stretch, but yeah, she knows the deal with shie
Shoe: is shie apparently
Shoe: hums, bored
Barchar: she knows he's an asshole thats bumming an asriels body, and once brainwashed them. Heh. Well, maybe they have more in common than she thought.
Barchar: though shoe is very definitely NOT helping Fanta
Shoe: looks over at barchar, "Ooooohohoooo"
Barchar: "Don't."
Shoe: hops off the bar, heading over
Shoe: What have we here?
Barchar: "You're bad at following orders."
Barchar: "Don't pretend you don't know."
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Erron: ((Hello, newcomer!
Shoe: ((Hi raven
Shoe: ((Raven's not a newcomer
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Erron: ((oh
Erron: ((sorry
...: ((Hi. I'm just here to watch.
Erron: ((Ok
...: ((No problems Erron ^^
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Shoe: Yeah, I know
Shoe: I can't say I'm a huge fan of your work
Shoe: hops onto the back of a chair
Erron: -Finally beat Mega Man 1- YES! Fucking finally!
Barchar: "Join the club."
Shoe: Forcefully taking over is quite tiring
Shoe: But when the alternative is jumping in the core I guess I gotta do it
Shoe: cat shrugs
Barchar: "I couldn't do that anyway. I think you need a body for that to work."
Shoe: Well she's got a body
Shoe: Which I had to take over
Barchar: "I'd do go off of gaster's findings, but, well..."
Shoe: To not die
Shoe: Or... get cored... whatever
Barchar: "He went and fell in before he could figure it out."
Shoe: extends a paw and boops her on the head
Barchar: swats the paw
Shoe: That was your congratulatory boop
Barchar: "thanks."
Shoe: Enjoying your new body?
Barchar: "I was enjoying it more when I didn't have to think about the fact that I killed the person in it. Then it was pretty alright. C
Shoe: hops on her head
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Barchar: shudders. "God, feeling feels so weird."
Shoe: You should probably skeedaddle on, sweetie
Shoe: I wouldn't hurt a fly, but err, you're not exactly the most liked by my good buddy who can take back the body at any minute
Barchar: shrugs. "I deserve it. And I don't like leaving the bar."
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Frisk: ((ayy lmao))
Shoe: ((Ayy
Barchar: "And don't say that. I know you're lying."
Barchar: (hey)
Shoe: Your funeral
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Shoe: Probably literally
Barchar: "She can't kill me. Just the body. Then, hey, all I am is back to normal."
Frisky: ((Shoe: your good friend is gonna rape ya if you don't skedaddle))
Frisky: ((Barchar: gdi))
Frisky: ((Flame: gdi))
Shoe: And then you gained nothing!
Frisky: ((Slarv: gdi))
Shoe: claps
Frisky: ((Frisky: gdi))
Barchar: (Barchar: fuck yes)
Barchar: (Barchar: wait you mean that figuratively)
Barchar: "Assuming she won't kill the body anyway because especially thinks I'm in there."
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Shoe: ((Ayy
Barchar: (especially? What even? SHE.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep.
Shoe: Well
Frisky: ((ayy))
Shoe: I don't know why, but she doesn't plan on killing you
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Shoe: is sitting on Barchar's head
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar is Bazzy now right))
Shoe: Maybe I should, I dunno
Shoe: makes his paw sharp
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Barchar: "Eh."
Barchar: (in his body, yeah)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, BAsriel. Shoe."
Barchar: (true bazzy done got himself suppressed. Hard enough that he's not coming back.)
Shoe: Ohai
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fucked))
Barchar: shudders at that particular name. She looks at ad. Her eyes are brown now. "Y-yeah, hi, Asriel. C
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Are you Chara? I recall you having had been near BAsriel when he was incapacitated."
Shoe: Hey Chara
Shoe: I wonder if I could kill my host
Barchar: "I-its barchar."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...How are you? I think the last time we met was quite short."
Barchar: glares at shoe. "If you do, I'll find out why people in China like to eat cat so much."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, you punched a wall and said "As."
Barchar: "Heh...fine. A-OK. Doing pretty alright."
Shoe: Doing peachy
Shoe: pets her
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Shoe: But I'd never do that, why do your job, right?
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Erron: ((back
Shoe: hops off
Barchar: "I swear to god, I'll use your claws for a backscratcher." barchar muttered.
Shoe: Why not, it's not your body anyway
Shoe: Doesn't matter if it gets scratched
Shoe: hops on the couch
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Shoe: ((Ayy
Barchar: just settles for a glare
Frisky: ((ayy
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Frisky: ((byee
Shoe: ((Shoe's been back you fucking bitch
Shoe: smiles back
Erron: -Drinks a Cola from inside the fridge- *slrrrrp*
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Shoe: ((Ayy
The Duet: ((Ain't no party like a pyongyang party cause a pyongyang part is [i]Absolutely Mandatory[/i]))
Shoe: 's right eye turns red, his left eye staying purple
Shoe: Oh nooooooo
Barchar: "Oh. Hello Fanta."
Shoe: Welp, bye
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Fanta: reforms from the cat
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Fanta: ((Hi
Barchar: doesn't even move. At all.
Fanta: just glares for a bit, before standing up
B: ((hello))
Erron: ((ayy
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Barchar: "Good morning. So, are you actually not going to kill me, or was shoe just being a lying douchebag?"
B: ((I fucked it up earlier))
Fanta: Well, I want to.
Fanta: But I should have known better anyway..
Barchar: "I won't stop you."
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Barchar: "I mean, it won't actually hurt me, but you get some catharsis. That's good."
Fanta: Nah, I want you dead
Barchar: "Well, good luck. I got entirely erased from this dimension before. I got better." she shrugs.
Fanta: But the worst I could do so far is make you live
Fanta: As your miserable self
Fanta: So that's what I'll do
Barchar: "Makes sense."
Fanta: lies down on the couch
Fanta: I don't care...
Barchar: "Normally I'd be trying to comfort you, but somehow I doubt thats gonna work."
Fanta: I shouldn't be upset... I need to get used to it
Fanta: I don't know why he stopped me from jumping
Barchar: "He wanted a body."
Barchar: "That's my guess."
Barchar: "I'm not an expert on how people think. I can't see that."
Barchar: "At least, not without doing so actively. C
The Duet: The Duet enter the bar, Chello holding a hat with a gold bar inside it, chatting happily to Violin as they move to the bar.
The Duet: They immediately order the most expensive thing on the menu, because these are children that just got a gold bar. They're gonna fucking splurge a little.
Fanta: curls up on the couch, quietly sobbing
The Duet: They clink two glasses together, Chello speaking. "To a successful career!" And chugging whatever is in that glass. It's not alcoholic, it's just extremely expensive soda.
Barchar: "On the off chance it helps: I am and will be doing my damndest to find some shard, some tiny bit of him left to bring him back. What I'll do after I don't know. But I'll do it."
Fanta: ...don't get my hopes up...
Barchar: "Yes, let me make it clear it probably won't work. But I'll try. Even if I have to find some other way to get his soul stable in order to do it, and get the hell out."
The Duet: Meanwhile these two are just singing together at the bar, bobbing back and forth. "We left to seek some glory, some wretched and some glory~ Some we had to leave behind my sibling i'm so sorry~"
Fanta: ...
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Barchar: "Anyway, I'll leave you to wallow. I'll be doing the same."
The Duet: ((Welp time to load up Joyful so Rando can break my heart again))
The Duet: ((He obviously doesn't want to do this with Buddy but for some reason the dialouge he has after a fight is fucking chilling to the bone))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
The Duet: ((It didn't save my progress))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((rip))
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Frisky: ((RIP))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Get ducked))
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The Duet: The Duet are singing at the bar counter, clinking two glasses together. They've go their arms on eachothers shoulders, as if supporting eachother.
The Duet: No, they aren't drunk. But it's still a happy scene.
Erron: ((Thomas the Dank Engine)
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Jeska or Jukon: (Oi
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The Duet: ((Oi))
Fanta: ((Hoi
Fanta: ((Playing joyful baby?
Frisky: ((ello
Fanta: is quietly crying on the couch
The Duet: ((No))
The Duet: (It didn't save my progress))
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Fanta: ((rip
Jeska or Jukon: (I slept in damnit
Frisky: ((it's fine))
Frisky: ((we all sleep in sometimes))
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Erron: ((ayy
Erron: ((why?
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Erron: ((oh
Fanta: ((Woops
Fanta: ((I mean I figured it was in there given how D A R K and G R I T T Y it is
Jeska or Jukon: ((I wonder how MV deals with that irl, cuz I see it everywhere
The Duet: ((I used to be pretty damn callous about rule 2 until I came in here))
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The Duet: ((BUT NOW))
Fanta: ((Same
Jeska or Jukon: ((doesn't bother me,
King Hyper: * He's just sitting there, bored out of his mind.
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The Duet: ((I can sit through pretty much anything except eye gore))
The Duet: ((sorry, if something gets put in the eyes i'm out))
Frisky: ((Eye gore discomforts me, but I can deal with it.))
Fanta: ((How about this
FullArmorJeska: -walks into Hypers Throne- Hey
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Barchar: (i can handle basically anything until it's in real kife)
lexarcythyl: (( real life - josh pan ))
Frisky: ((Whenever I think about it, it makes me cover my eyes.))
Barchar: (the second it's real life, I'm really squeamish)
lexarcythyl: (( I like eye gore for some reason ))
lexarcythyl: (( I like reading it ))
The Duet: ((SLar you're about to type out some gore aren't you))
Barchar: (but in games or TV shows I can just take basically anything)
The Duet: ((If you are i'm going to fucking ruin your day))
Barchar: (DO IT. laharl I mean not slarv)
lexarcythyl: (( As the knife inched closer to your eye, you realized that you were not taking this shit. You disappeared and avoided the eye gore. ))
King Hyper: "Howdy!" There are now golden flowers growing on the floor. For some reason they weren't there before.
Barchar: (no gore pls slarverino)
FullArmorJeska: flowers huh?
FullArmorJeska: -takes off her helmet-
FullArmorJeska: you sure you're not Asgore?
King Hyper: * He nods. "Yeah. They're my favorite kind of flowers."
King Hyper: "Nah."
King Hyper: "They are my father's favorite, and my favorite as well."
FullArmorJeska: been busy I see
Fanta: ((Well for some reason I cant fin the uncensored version
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iTI0D7jdUk but heres some quality shit
lexarcythyl: (( I want to write eye gore about slicing layers off of one's eye ))
King Hyper: "Yeppers. I'm trying to make this look 'normal', I guess."
lexarcythyl: (( Oh wait I just did ))
: Lex [lexarcythyl] is now real life [].
FullArmorJeska: get any further than this room?
: real life [] is now mythisoleucine [].
Fanta: is still sobbing
King Hyper: * He gets up, and opens the door that was originally blocking the dusty enviroment. "A little chunk of New Home, yes."
King Hyper: "..My father was really bad at names."
FullArmorJeska: bet you're not any better
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Fanta: ((Ayy
FullArmorJeska: ((oi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
: (( Hyper: And I shall designate this location as...."Location 2AZ013566". ))
FullArmorJeska: let me know if we are gonig into any dust areas
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Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
King Hyper: "Nah. Also, I'm good at names!"
King Hyper: "Trust meeee."
Fanta: is on the couch, tucked into a gote ball
FullArmorJeska: -is with hyper
: mythisoleucine [] is now mythisoleucine [Centenario].
King Hyper: "Nah by that we're not going into the dust."
Centenario: Centenario walks back into the bar. He's a 3'1 Nibblonian.
The Duet: The Duet are still singing at the bar counter, doing some kinda long chanty as they sip their drinks.
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FullArmorJeska: anything else?
King Hyper: * He shuts the door and sits back down at the throne. "Besides that, nope! I'm tired from all of that, so.. we could hang out and chat. I guess."
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [King Hyper].
Fanta: well rip her feeling better then
King Hyper: ((RIP Fanta))
FullArmorJeska: cool
FullArmorJeska: -takes off her arm
FullArmorJeska: armor*
: Yazan [FullArmorJeska] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].
Jeska or Jukon: better
King Hyper: "Definitely."
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Jeska or Jukon: you know I wish there was a clone of me in this body
Centenario: "Greetings to all." He says that assuming that people are there on first glance.
Jeska or Jukon: so I could fuck it
Barchar: barchar would like to help Fanta, but, well
King Hyper: * He chuckles.
King Hyper: "Right."
Fanta: ((http://orig05.deviantart.net/d4ce/f/2015/312/5/8/squid_by_muurushiii-d9g173d.jpg
King Hyper: "I'm sure you would love to do that."
Barchar: (ALPHYS NO)
Centenario: (( OH GOD ))
Centenario: (( [i][vomits][/i] ))
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Minion [Minion].
King Hyper: ((AAAAAAAAAA
King Hyper: ((NO))
Minion: enters the bar
Minion: Banana
: mythisoleucine [Centenario] is now mythisoleucine [Minion Hunter].
Jeska or Jukon: ((Undyne: I'm breaking up with you Alphys
Minion Hunter: Mr. Minion Hunter sneaks up behind the little shit---I mean, Minion, and then shoots it right in the eye(s).
Minion Hunter: "I'm sorry, but higher powers make me feel the urge to hunt down these little shits."
Minion: dies
Jeska or Jukon: -flops on the couch-
King Hyper: * He gets up, and sits down next to Jukon.
Barchar: was about to do thqt
: Minion [Minion] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: wow another earthquake rip
Fanta: doesn't even notice
King Hyper: * He is in his timeline, mind you. Same with Jukon.
King Hyper: ((Fanta: *splits into two fantas* Time to rape myself...))
: mythisoleucine [Minion Hunter] is now mythisoleucine [myth].
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myth: (( yeah i'm gonna go eat something---hi chime ))
King Hyper: ((hi chime
King Hyper: ((hi ad
Gaster: ((hello everyone
Fanta: ((Hoi
Jeska or Jukon: ((oi
King Hyper: "Soo.."
King Hyper: "Do you have any conversation topics?"
Fanta: ((You missed my new character
Jeska or Jukon: not at the moment really
Gaster: ((I just saw the fucking minion
Jeska or Jukon: think you'd like to see AD?
Fanta: ((Minions
Fanta: ((Are now cau canon
King Hyper: "Maybe."
King Hyper: "I don't know."
Jeska or Jukon: I'll drag his lazy ass here
King Hyper: * He snickers.
King Hyper: "Alright."
King Hyper: "I can wait."
Barchar: (everything is cau canon)
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Barchar: (infinite dimensions)
King Hyper: ((AD YOU FUCK))
Jeska or Jukon: ((sigh))
The Duet: These two are still singing, right on through the earthquake. They're used to crazy shit happening near them.
Erron: ((OCEAN MAN))
The Duet: "Hey Sis, this is like that time on that boat!" Chello says, laughing.
Jeska or Jukon: I'll go in a minute
Gaster: ((... that means the universe of fifty shades of grey is canon in cau
Gaster: ((riiiip
King Hyper: "Yeah. That makes sense."
King Hyper: "Might take a while for him to get up and walk five milimeters every minute."
Barchar: (the universe of every shitty porn fix is cau canon)
Jeska or Jukon: -fuck it, she went and grabbed AD, whose stiill asleep-
Barchar: (all those sans x reader fics)
Barchar: (canon)
King Hyper: "Wow."
Jeska or Jukon: -throws his lazy ass on the couch-
King Hyper: "He's asleep."
Gaster: ((the random human!au where everyone had an undercut is canon oh no
Fanta: ((Tumblrtale?
King Hyper: "That's sooooo surprising."
Jeska or Jukon: behold the elusive Asriel Dreemuur in his natural state
Gaster: ((no it was someone's random human design but i swear everyone but asgore had an undercut
Fanta: ((Oh my
Jeska or Jukon: it uses its adorableness to dissuade predators
King Hyper: * He places a finger on AD's cheek. "Still as soft as ever."
Gaster: ((don't get me wrong, i like undercuts. I'm probably gonna shave the side of my head when the weather decides it wants to be consistantly warm
Gaster: ((but it's not a style for everyone
Jeska or Jukon: hold on one secord
Jeska or Jukon: -places her hand on both AD's and Hyper's cheek-
Jeska or Jukon: hmmm
King Hyper: "Uh."
Jeska or Jukon: whose softer?
King Hyper: "Totally me?"
Jeska or Jukon: yeah thats seems about right
King Hyper: "Thanks."
King Hyper: "AD is pretty soft, though."
The Duet: (( https://40.media.tumblr.com/88a862e08b1e3aab8282cb3ce83373a2/tumblr_o5kll3qhM21r160zxo1_1280.jpg ))
King Hyper: ((time to buy it))
myth: (( [returns] ))
King Hyper: ((hi walter white))
Jeska or Jukon: -slaps AD across the face, very very hard
myth: (( yeah i'm gonna take a shower ))
King Hyper: "Oh my heavenly lord. He's still awake."
King Hyper: * He couldn't help but laugh.
King Hyper: Asleep*
King Hyper: fuck*
King Hyper: you*
King Hyper: msparp*
King Hyper: lolno*
King Hyper: ilu*
Jeska or Jukon: I bet we could do anything right know and he wouldn't wake up
Jeska or Jukon: now*
King Hyper: "Let's prank him, then."
Jeska or Jukon: how?
The Duet: (( http://sanguynn.deviantart.com/art/Undertale-Battle-Cuts-576760751 Mfw everyone things this is smash ))
King Hyper: * He takes a few flowers from the ground and stuffs them up AD's shirt.
King Hyper: "Comfy."
Gaster: ((so guys, did you see the idea I brought up last night?
King Hyper: ((i didn't))
The Duet: ((For those who don't know, which is everyone, those are done in the style of Disgaea cut-ins, where, whenever 2+ characters attack and are standing near eachother, can initate combo attacks that have these images in them))
Fanta: ((I did
The Duet: ((I did))
Jeska or Jukon: -pulls a few and covers him in flowers-
Gaster: ((i've been expanding it a little, and i kind of want it to be a sort of seedy "entertainment club"
Erron: ((OOOH YEAAAH))
Erron: ((Y tho?))
King Hyper: ((ooo))
The Duet: (( http://sanguynn.deviantart.com/art/Undertale-Battle-Cuts-576760751 Check the "More From" area ))
The Duet: ((This guy is a Disgaea fan and I love them))
Gaster: ((sort of a foil to our grillby's, if you will
Fanta: ((Everyone gets dragged into a strip club
Gaster: ((it'd be run mainly by a gaster, an underfell!grillby, and a muffet
Erron: ((GNA: I'm not supposed to be here...))
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Jeska or Jukon: that should freak him up
Gaster: ((and it wouldn't just be limited to the characters me and mv mentioned in pms
Erron: ((I love this already))
The Duet: ((The Duet would probably be playing music if it isn't a straight up sex dungeon))
King Hyper: "Yeah."
King Hyper: * He raises his fist, as if he wanted to give Jukon a fistbump.
Jeska or Jukon: -fist bumps-
Gaster: ((... what if the front is muffet's bakery
Jeska or Jukon: ((brb, shower time
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King Hyper: ((Muffet: i serve human bones as a delicacy))
Gaster: ((just so you know here's me and mv's orignal conversation: http://prnt.sc/atmgtx
Erron: ((niiiice))
King Hyper: ((cool
Gaster: ((i don't think it should cater just to gasters, rather, it's open to anyone who knows where it is
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Barchar: (I've kinda been wanting to play a muffet. Unless one of you are really wanting to do her, I might be willing to do so. )
Gaster: ((I'm probably not gonna do the plot until I'm finished thinking of ideas for it
Barchar: (just sayin')
Barchar: (muffet seems fun to llay)
Gaster: ((yeah, i'll probably play the UF!Grillby when i'm done fleshing things out
The Duet: The Duet eventually finish goofing off, and step off their stools at the bar, moving over to the couch, the small microphone comes out of Violin's neck again, and Chello gets ready to play his various instruments.
Barchar: (and then mv or somebody can be scumster)
The Duet: She turns and whispers something to Chello, who scrunches up his wooden face and shakes his head. "No you weeaboo, try an actual song."
Dr. Fintevious: -walks into the bar
Gaster: walks in, with Corsiva close behind.
myth: (( i have returned ))
King Hyper: "I feel like that AD won't wake up for awhile."
The Duet: The microphone just goes back into her neck, and Chello switches out the strings on his chest for what looks like small drums and such on his arm, making a signal for '1 2 3'
Bondertale: enter through the anydoor. Frisk has a little, adorable gaster blaster floating around their hand.
Corsiva: leads her father to a table.
Jeska or Jukon: likely nt
Jeska or Jukon: -lies on him-
: mythisoleucine [myth] is now mythisoleucine [Froggit?].
Jeska or Jukon: Hello Frisk, where did you get that?
The Duet: They just start playing music immediately, it's not the greatest song, but it's pretty well played for two wooden teens playing it as two-men bands.
The Duet: (( https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-electro ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((opps
Dr. Fintevious: Hello Frisk, where did you get that?
Froggit?: A Froggit hops into the bar.
Froggit?: (( Hypnofroggit ))
King Hyper: "Do you just want to talk for now?"
Jeska or Jukon: sure
Bondertale: "OH, they've gotten sans to teach them some things." they smiled wide, as their eye glowed blue for a quick second. "They've been enjoying it."
The Duet: The Duet don't seem to make any mention of the Froggit as they keep playing the wierd song through the bar, a hat still sitting out for tips of course.
Jeska or Jukon: you its getting really hard to not make innuendos
Dr. Fintevious: thats good to hear
Barchar: (i headcanon that sans's eye is just something that happens when he taps into his more powerful magic, whether he's angry or not)
Barchar: glances at the frog
Dr. Fintevious: -looks for Toriel-
Froggit?: Meow. The Froggit thinks about how to execute its plan.
Bondertale: the blaster looks at Fintevious, charging up. Frisk flailed a bit, making it disappesr
Jeska or Jukon: ha, in-your-end-o
Dr. Fintevious: planning on shooting me?
King Hyper: "Heh."
King Hyper: "I can assume why."
Jeska or Jukon: why?
The Duet: And then the song cuts off halfway through abruptly.
The Duet: Chello and Violin have both started just playing on the strings running down their arms and chest, doing some crazy as all hell violin duel sort of thing.
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King Hyper: "It's your personality. Plus, you think I'm hot."
Froggit?: It thinks about Liberty City.
Froggit?: (( hi ant
Ant: (( I have to take a citizenship test for my political science class. I'm pretty sure it was written by assholes ))
Jeska or Jukon: yeah but shouldn't I hate this and the way I think?
Ant: (( "What's the name of the war between the North and the South?" You'd think the civil war but that's not an option ))
Jeska or Jukon: ((its 625 Ant
King Hyper: "It's fine if you make one every once in awhile."
Jeska or Jukon: but I mean
Ant: (( It was "THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES" another name for the civil war THAT NO ONE FUCKING USES! ))
Jeska or Jukon: I was a slave,
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck me I honk I'm actually here now))
Jeska or Jukon: forced to do so many things I never wanted to
Asriel_Dreemurr: snaps back to reality.
Jeska or Jukon: ((AD was taken to where Hyper and Jukon are
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where am I."
Jeska or Jukon: ((hey is also covered in golden flowers
Froggit?: (( "Fuck me I honk" -AD 2016 ))
King Hyper: ((and his shirt was stuffed with flowers))
The Duet: The Duet are playing violin and chello music at the couch, with a hat out for tips.
Jeska or Jukon: ((he is*
King Hyper: "My place."
The Duet: Chello tips his hat at AD, and keeps playing with his Sister.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH MY FUCK()
Ant: walks in
Jeska or Jukon: finally
King Hyper: "Also, you're finally awake."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((PHONE))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((STOP))
King Hyper: * He snickers.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy."
Corsiva: goes to the hat, and drops in a few coins.
Jeska or Jukon: -laughing herself-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why am I covered in flowers."
King Hyper: "It's a joke!"
The Duet: Violin nods, smiling, and begins playing a bit louder. Chello races to kind of meet up with her.
Froggit?: The Froggit hops over to the hat, dropping a US dollar bill into it.
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Froggit?: Meow. Shit like this was used in LC.
Jeska or Jukon: its funny
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Joke?"
King Hyper: "Yeah!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm so confused."
: mythisoleucine [Froggit?] is now mythisoleucine [Froggit.].
Asriel_Dreemurr: briushes flowers off himself.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Brushes*
The Duet: Chello doesn't get what the hell a dollar bill is, but he would rather just have some damn regular money. He just continues playing. Occasionally the two of them slip in a motif from a random song.
Jeska or Jukon: hows your face, I spapped you around a bit to wake you up
The Duet: Swear to god there was some kind of violin Bonetrousle in there for a second.
Jeska or Jukon: slapped*
King Hyper: * He also somewhat looks like this: http://40.media.tumblr.com/11127c945215aa0ae7763ce1ee790c08/tumblr_nx0v2dfoQT1sb4iyfo1_1280.jpg
King Hyper: * AD wouldn't recognize him.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...kinda hurts, actually."
Ant: (( crap. I gtg ))
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King Hyper: * He pats AD on the head.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is that Asgore?"
Jeska or Jukon: well consider us even for the time I let you slap my titties around
King Hyper: "It's fine."
King Hyper: "Also, no."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who are you?"
Jeska or Jukon: surpirse surprise you've been kidnapped
King Hyper: "Your grandfather, Goriakkie."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What"
King Hyper: "Just kidding."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."
King Hyper: "I'm Hyper."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Really?"
King Hyper: "Yes."
King Hyper: "And you're in my timeline."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You look pretty different. Not saying that as a bad thing."
King Hyper: * The throne room seems to be perfectly fine.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You actually look pretty nice."
King Hyper: "Thanks."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And so does this place."
Froggit.: (( [url=http://puu.sh/onpAk/0d377530b6.png]meanwhile[/url] ))
King Hyper: "I fixed it myself."
Corsiva: sits on her father's lap. "The music's nice."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh. Good job."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry."
Froggit.: "It's nice to get a break from LC."
King Hyper: "For what?"
Froggit.: Shit. The Froggit stopped itself from continuing to think out loud.
Froggit.: It lets out an "innocent" meow.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "For before. I'm just saying it again because I feel like the worst."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ever."
King Hyper: "It's fine."
King Hyper: "Don't worry about it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
King Hyper: * He gives a quick kiss to AD. On the cheek, though.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Jeska or Jukon: -kiss AD too
Jeska or Jukon: -on cheek
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I like what you did with the place."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pretty pretty."
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King Hyper: "I only fixed this area, and a chunk of New Home."
King Hyper: "I'm working on fixing my timeline."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool."
Fanta: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
King Hyper: "I can't bring anybody back, of course."
King Hyper: ((ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I like your hair."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...that was off topic."
DamnDude: (( Hello everyone, I just woke up ))
Jeska or Jukon: but maybe start anew
Gaster: ((Hey DD.
King Hyper: * He messes with his hair a bit.
Jeska or Jukon: everyone here has really nice hair
King Hyper: "Yeah."
Robo-Frisk: -Walks in- Hey Erron... We're out of Dr. Pepper! Oh hey, everyone.
Jeska or Jukon: though AD is lacking compared to Hype and I
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't have nice hair."
Fanta: well fuck
King Hyper: "Let's dye his head blonde."
DamnDude: (( I can't sleep in cars, but apparently basement floors are OK if I'm not trying to sleep. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have fur."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No don't."
Hipster Asriel: The "hipster" walks into the bar. "Yo-----" He considers noping the fuck out at the sight of RFrisk.
Jeska or Jukon: I'll hold him down
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll burn you."
King Hyper: "I don't even have dye, anyways."
Jeska or Jukon: damn
Jeska or Jukon: I'll wait until hes asleep anyways
Robo-Frisk: Yo, Hipster, you seen Erron around? I need money for more Dr. Pepper.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yo-fuck this shit I'm out))
Gaster: jerks his head up. He still can't see. "Mmmh, who's here?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Eyyyy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck this shit I'm out))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll cut off your hair."
King Hyper: * He chuckles.
King Hyper: "We could always wash out the dye."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah unless you use like, permanent stuff."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon I'll dye your hair yellow."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Neon yellow."
Jeska or Jukon: then I'll just cut it off
King Hyper: "That would ruin her beautiful hair."
Hipster Asriel: "...Erron? [s]The one I want to fuck?[/s] I last saw him yesterday."
Jeska or Jukon: you think I haven't been blad before
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'm gonna sleep with one eye open."
King Hyper: "Good luck."
Jeska or Jukon: yah
King Hyper: "You're too lazy to do that, anyways."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah))
King Hyper: "Jukon told me that you could barely lift something up once."
King Hyper: "I think."
Robo-Frisk: Aaah, I see... OH! I think I know where he is! -Turns her hand into a loud speaker and plays "WAKE ME UP" on blast, towards the fridge-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not true."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can probably carry you, Hyper."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm fairly strong."
Erron: -Falls out of the fridge- AGH, FUCK!!
Jeska or Jukon: it was a bit of an exaggeration hype
King Hyper: "Alright, try to do that."
Jeska or Jukon: oh me too
Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to pick up Hyper.
Gaster: chuckles. "I'm glad to see things haven't changed around here."
King Hyper: * AD fails.
King Hyper: "Wow."
King Hyper: "I'm pretty heavy, despite my looks, huh?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Hipster Asriel: He smiles at Erron. "Hi."
Jeska or Jukon: geez Hype
Erron: -Walks up and hugs HAsriel- Ey.
Jeska or Jukon: you putting on some weight?
King Hyper: "I just weigh a lot. It's mostly muscle."
Jeska or Jukon: how much?
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Jeska or Jukon: 325 lb for me
King Hyper: "I have no idea."
Erron: ((Speaking of fabulous hair...))
Froggit.: (( Joseph: I weigh at least 0.16 pounds. I'm 96% helium. -floats away- ))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I feel humiliated."
GN Austin: -Walks into the bar with his [url=http://i.imgur.com/OqXENkn.png]FABULOUS Hair[/url]-
Jeska or Jukon: thats pure muscles density and cortin laced bones
Froggit.: "..." It promptly leaves.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm pure goat."
: mythisoleucine [Froggit.] is now mythisoleucine [Hipster Asriel].
Hipster Asriel: "...."
WGD: -enterrs the bar- Hello everyone!
Erron: -His expression goes from Happy to see HAsriel, to OH FUCK, WGD, FRISK, AND AUSTIN ARE IN THE SAME ROOM, WHY ME!?-
Gaster: Hello? I don't believe we've met.
Corsiva: "Papa, it's another you."
King Hyper: "Judging from how I'm around seven feet tall, maybe around 250 pounds? That also counts my robe and the metal piece."
WGD: Ah there he is, the absolutely beautiful Gaster
Gaster: ... I'm married.
King Hyper: ((WGD: Lemme fuck ya real quick!))
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Erron: ((oh bby))
King Hyper: ((Gaster: NO.))
Hipster Asriel: (( joseph is 7'5 and weighs 0.16 pounds ))
WGD: Bah, merely appreciating fine art
Hipster Asriel: (( joseph is 96% helium ))
WGD: you see you and I a bit of the same,
Gaster: holds Corsiva closer. "Mmh hm..."
WGD: but there are some difference
King Hyper: "Basically, AD can't lift around 260 pounds."
Hipster Asriel: "........"
Fanta: is curled up on the couch
Gaster: I assume you're not blind?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's a lot."
WGD: for example I clearly have a better taste in fashion
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WGD: by no means am I blind
King Hyper: "That's because I'm tall."
Jeska or Jukon: lemme lfit you Hype
King Hyper: (('Ello, Raven!))
Fanta: ((Ayy
GN Austin: -Looks around-
Jeska or Jukon: 260 is nothing
Erron: ((Ayy
Gaster: ((Hi Raven!
Gaster: ((<3
King Hyper: "Alright."
King Hyper: ((<3
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm gonna leave."
King Hyper: ((x)
Hipster Asriel: (( yo ))
Jeska or Jukon: why?
Gaster: ... Better taste indeed. Hmph.
King Hyper: "Why?"
WGD: lets not be bitter, we can help each other
Gaster: How?
...: ((*waves at everyone*
: mythisoleucine [Hipster Asriel] is now mythisoleucine [].
WGD: well I might know a way to help your eyes
Gaster: ((*waves back*
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]Delta rolls into the bar. Beep. He looks very similar to BB-8.[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I feel weak now."
Gaster: Oh?
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]"Greetings to all."[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: is joking.
Asriel_Dreemurr: obviously.
King Hyper: "How dare you."
King Hyper: "You can lift."
Gaster: I think you're a bit out of luck. It appears my eyes are healing on their own.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can't lift."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bro."
WGD: suppose so,
Gaster: It's slow, but it's happening.
King Hyper: "You can."
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
WGD: -sits on a table- has everything been fixed then? including the CORE incident
King Hyper: "Yes."
Gaster: frowns. "I'm not sure what you're talking about."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
King Hyper: "Yes.'
King Hyper: "*
WGD: -fashionably shrugs- off well, you try to hand someone an olive branch and you get the spear
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Gaster: No, really, I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Erron: -Looks at WGD with a fucking [url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/4/48/Mala_peridot.png/revision/latest?cb=20150109150935]death stare[/url]-
King Hyper: * He pulls out a twenty pound weight and hands it to AD.
King Hyper: "Yes."
Hipster Asriel: He looks at Erron, an "uh." look on his face.
King Hyper: "You can."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Twenty is nothing."
: (( Shit tier pixelling http://puu.sh/onr0l/4c30808ce0.png ))
King Hyper: * He materializes a one hundred pound weight and hands it to AD.
WGD: oh look, one of the bar companions is hitting on me
Asriel_Dreemurr: lifts.
Gaster: I can't. In case you missed the memo, I'm blind.
WGD: oh before I go here, -hands Gaster a plate of grab rangoon-
King Hyper: "You can lift."
Gaster: takes it. "Corsiva, what's this?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...huh."
WGD: my chief made it, let me know how it tastes
Corsiva: takes a curious nibble. "It's crab..."
WGD: bye-byes -walks to Erron-
King Hyper: * He grins.
King Hyper: "I told you."
Gaster: tastes it as well. "Mmh. It's okay."
Hipster Asriel: He stands next to Erron. oh shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess so."
Asriel_Dreemurr: grins aswell.
Jeska or Jukon: so now AD wants to work out
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
Asriel_Dreemurr: drops the weight.
Erron: . . .
WGD: hi there I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
King Hyper: * The weight dematerializes.
WGD: wanna guess the game?
Erron: The Death of WGD?
King Hyper: ((Erron: Sex?))
Hipster Asriel: "..." He chuckles.
WGD: no no, that was the first two games -slings his arm around Erron and HAsriel-
WGD: how about a quick selife first?
Erron: -Takes WGD's arm off of HAsriel- Don't fuckin' touch him...
Hipster Asriel: He nervously looks at Erron and WGD. He has many questions but is a bit rattled---o
WGD: ohhh Erron, you're ruining this perfect good moment
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should I go back to the bar?"
Erron: You're an ass.
King Hyper: "If you go back, just know that I'm staying here."
WGD: I'd hate for sometthing bad to happen to someone elsewhere
King Hyper: "For now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Erron: W-What are you implying?
King Hyper: "Unless it's really important."
Gaster: slowly nibbles at the crab rangoons.
WGD: so I'll forgive you if and him take that selfie with me
Gaster: ((funnily enough
Hipster Asriel: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think is like to return. I will visit, though."
Gaster: ((i had crab rangoon for dinner last night
Asriel_Dreemurr: I'd*
: (( good shit ))
WGD: if you and*
King Hyper: "Thank you."
WGD: come on lets not ruin this moment
: (( I'm gonna put the blues clues chair in this pixel art ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It was nice to see you."
King Hyper: "Also, I don't have a bed here yet, so don't think about it."
King Hyper: "It was nice to see you, too."
Erron: -Pins this fucker against a wall- ANSWER ME, FUCKER!
WGD: -stands nexto HAsriel with a phone- join in Erron
Asriel_Dreemurr: waves good bye, returning to the bar.
WGD: temper temper Erron, you'll damage my suit
Jeska or Jukon: later AD
Hipster Asriel: He looks nervous as fuck. "......uh......" He gives an obvious and weak forced smile at the camera.
King Hyper: "Now it's just us."
King Hyper: ((Jukon: lets fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks in.
Jeska or Jukon: Wanna make out?
Jeska or Jukon: nah I'm jk
Corsiva: "There's another Asriel."
King Hyper: "Good."
WGD: -sees AD- Ah AD, there you are!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How- ohh great."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck me."
Erron: AD... Run!
WGD: would you mind getting this mindless brute off me?
King Hyper: ((WGD: gladly))
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns around.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck this."
King Hyper: ((
WGD: poor Jeska
WGD: and maybe Jukon too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns around.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck you."
WGD: what a way to go
King Hyper: "I wouldn't want you to cheat on AD."
Erron: ((One sec, switching to 3DS))
: Erron [Erron] disconnected.
Jeska or Jukon: I know, I was joking
King Hyper: "I know."
Jeska or Jukon: I'm gonna go see AD
King Hyper: "Alright."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't do anything."
King Hyper: "Goodbye."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't care what I have to do."
WGD: then say this will just take a moment
King Hyper: "I'll go in there if I have to, okay?"
Bondertale: Frisk shrugged awkwardly. "They're...not easy to control, I'm afraid." Toriel was the one talking, dude, frisk is still very mute
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
WGD: stay*
: Erron [Erron] joined chat.
Erron: ...
WGD: -phases through Erron and walks to AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
WGD: so that party
Hipster Asriel: "..." He just has a "what the fuck" look on his face.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What."
Jeska or Jukon: see you in a bit Hyper
Gaster: Whoa! Dad, why can't you do that?
Erron: -shudders-
Gaster: ((AAAH
King Hyper: "Seeya. If you need me, don't be afraid to ask."
WGD: I want you to wear your finest clothing
Jeska or Jukon: yeah sure
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I like this."
King Hyper: ((Gaster: Daaadddyyy...))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Must I wear a suit?"
King Hyper: "Suuuure."
Erron: ((Gaster's father is here confirmed
Erron: ...
Barchar: (gross wgd)
King Hyper: "Anyways, bye."
King Hyper: "Have fun."
WGD: it is a party after all, you'll be meeting at a human assebly
: mythisoleucine [] is now mythisoleucine [Hipster Asriel].
Jeska or Jukon: assembly*
Barchar: (barchar is gaster's dad. She had a sex change.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Hipster Asriel: He walks over to Erron. "What the hell was that....?"
WGD: oh and you can take Jeska with you
Barchar: (in this case, she's his dad in the sense that she was the fertilizer)
Gaster: ... A party?
Jeska or Jukon: -leaves Hyper and walks into the bar-
Erron: That guy? He tried to kill me and AD before.
Jeska or Jukon: ...damnit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Gaster, it's not a good party."
Hipster Asriel: "Oh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm probably going to kill people."
Gaster: I see. I suppose I won't be attending, then."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not my choice."
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns to his timeline.
WGD: I'd say you could take Erron, but I'm afraid he is a mindless brute with no tact
Erron: -looks at WGD- FUCK YOU!
WGD: I'll keep yoiu updated by your phone so I suggest you keep it
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns. He's wearing a nice tux, and a black bow tie.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is this fine?"
WGD: on its not now my dear boy
WGD: oh*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck."
WGD: but yes, you look ravishing
Gaster: shudders a little.
Hipster Asriel: "..."
Erron: . . .
King Hyper: ((WGD: i'd tap that))
Hipster Asriel: "The hell."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd rather die."
Erron: Is he hitting on AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then have you flirt with me."
WGD: -claps his hands-oh look at the time!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
WGD: I'm afraid this session must come to a close
Hipster Asriel: (( HAsriel: damnit i was going to ask erron out BUT NOOOPE ))
Hipster Asriel: (( WGD: get fucked --- literally speaking ))
WGD: oh but how I do enjoy eveyone's company
Erron: GO! You can leave!
WGD: in due time brute, but first Gaster. How was is the crab
Jeska or Jukon: was the*
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits on the couch, and actually looks pretty good in what he is wearing.
Jeska or Jukon: -joins him-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey."
Gaster: It was alright.
WGD: alright? ALRIGHT!?!
Erron: ...oh boy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Gaster: holds his daughter closer.
WGD: that is the last time I kidnap a celeberity chief
King Hyper: ((WGD: Alright?! Alright?! ALRIGHT?!?!?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "leave."
Gaster: Get. Out.
Hipster Asriel: (( Grillby kicks WGD out ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Feeble. Feeble! FEEBLE!))
Hipster Asriel: "Get the hell out...."
Erron: ((AlrightAlrightAlrightAlrightAlrightAlright...))
WGD: if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to
WGD: tootles! -waves his bony fingers at eveyone
King Hyper: ((Grillby: ................out. now.))
WGD: -leaves-
Gaster: ... So long.
Erron: -looks at HA- You see why we hate this asshole?
Hipster Asriel: "Yeah."
Hipster Asriel: "Definitely."
Barchar: (Is this happening in the bar?)
Jeska or Jukon: -sighs-
Jeska or Jukon: ((it did
Barchar: (k)
Jeska or Jukon: you look fucking great though AD
Erron: I'm glad I'm not goin' to his party... I feel bad for AD.
Barchar: wants to kill that guy
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts his face in his hands.
Barchar: nobody flirts with her asriels. Except for the people she let's do that.
Hipster Asriel: (( AD: -literally rips his face off and gently places it in his hands- ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chara can come and actually console him now))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Hipster Asriel: (( Barchar: there, there, it's okay, now let's fuck! <3 ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not gonna look good when it's bloodstained."
Jeska or Jukon: no
Jeska or Jukon: but maybe I can do it
Barchar: (jukon: "I like this plan" )
Hipster Asriel: (( Jukon: as long as it involves blood I'm sold ))
Barchar: (jukonchardreemurr)
Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes his head.
Barchar: (ot3)
King Hyper: ((Jukon: as long as i can fuck you in the end i'll do it))
Barchar: stands up, kneeling down to ad. "It's okay, Asriel. I know he's a bad person. I can try to kill him if you want."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Hipster Asriel: (( i uh ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, he'll kill BAsriel."
Hipster Asriel: (( i need to make another visual representation of hipster asriel ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to them, and smiles.
Erron: (k)
Barchar: "I don't have to use basriel."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...yeah."
Gaster: sighs. "Why is it every time I meet myself, I turn out to be an asshole?"
Barchar: "Make his brain think he's I immense pain. One of you can seal the deal."
Hipster Asriel: (( TLCGaster, hooooooooooooooooooo boy ))
Barchar: "Cut off his flow of adrenaline."
Asriel_Dreemurr: has a warm smile.
Barchar: (hooo)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I always likes my Chara."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Liked*
Erron: -sits down in a booth, only to see GN Austin in front of him- Oh no...
King Hyper: ((AD: ..I saw my Chara naked once. That was when I first got turned on.))
Hipster Asriel: (( Joseph's real theme is the GTA 4 theme ))
Barchar: smiles wide at that. At least something can make her feel happy after...she sighs
Barchar: ("you wanna recreate that")
Hipster Asriel: (( AD: I also fucked her, so, yeah. -wink- ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Do you want to sit down?"
Jeska or Jukon: -leans on AD
GN Austin: -does an awful Metta imppresion- OH YES!
Jeska or Jukon: we'll get through this, we always have
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He appears next to GNA. "oh boy"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "you forgotten about me yet?" Miaou.
Erron: ...did, that cat just talk?
Barchar: with bazzy's control over his body barchar could theoretically make iy look like her ghost form. Did kind of ruin the point of using an Asriel in the first place, thouvh
Hipster Asriel: "This shit's fucked."
GN Austin: Uuuuhm...
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "you kinda pick english up after living in hell for a few, say, million years"
Erron: ...
Barchar: "Sure! <3" she stands up, twirling girlishly and sitting on the couch