Frisky: ((I feel sorry for you))

Human!Sans: ((*boop))

Ant: (( Do I want to know what that means? ))

Lex: (( He's getting ready to clean his Spear of Justice ))

Gaster: I think you - the [i]you[/i] you - were kind of protective of me...

MettatonSEX: ((a fleshlight

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MettatonSEX: And?

Ant: (( Ted Cruz: "FORBODEN" ))

Frisky: ((Is Azzy here?))

MettatonSEX: ((ted cruz's college roommate: OBJECTION

Azzy: ((ITS TIME TO STOP))

Gaster: ... Well, you and I had a talk.

Azzy: ((HES 12))

Azzy: ((DAYS))

Lex: (( Is the cumbox prepared ))

MettatonSEX: Oh, do go on.

Gaster: Well...

: Hello. It's B. [Human!Sans] is now B is Alive and Well but Only in Theory [B].

Frisky: ((STOP IT BLOO))

Frisky: ((DON'T CORRUPT))

Frisky: ((THE CHILD))

Gaster: whispers into Mettaton's ear what happened.

Frisky: ((Okay?))

MettatonSEX: ....

B: ((>implying cumboxes are corrupt))

Gaster: And then, well, that's when the dream got really fun.

B: ((>implying cumboxes are anything but pure and beautiful))

: Montropolithic [Lex] is now Montropolithic Corrupt-errific Literate Magnate [Lex].

Azzy: ((DONT TOUCH THE CHILD))

Lex: (( PREPARE THE "SPEAR OF JUSTICE" ))

Gaster: ((BLOO PLEASE

MettatonSEX: Oh my.

Gaster: Yeah.

Frisky: ((I WILL IP BAN YOU SINNERS))

Frisky: ((EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT MOD))

B: ((Yes, I'll reach through the computer, and then through your mind, and touch the child. I see no issue there.))

MettatonSEX: ((check ur pms on the sidebar chime

Lex: (( I will mentally touch the child through the power of words and literature ))

Azzy: ((WHOS TOUCHIN THE CHILD?))

Frisky: ((BLOO AND B))

B: ((is that how you check your PMS? I thought it was more of a blood thing))

Azzy: ((*Smacks))

Azzy: ((DONT TOUCH THE CHILD))

MettatonSEX: ((no no, the blood comes after

Ant: (( What is even happening...? ))

Lex: (( *Redirects the smack to Azzywith the power of words and literature ))

Azzy: ((PEOPLE BEING MEAN TO THE CINNAMON BUN))

Frisky: ((just let azzy come in))

B: ((we're getting our shitty out before the child arrives))

Azzy: ((k))

: Montropolithic Corrupt-errific Literate Magnate [Lex] is now With the Power of Words and Literature [Lex].

MettatonSEX: I mean, so long as it's with consent, darling...

Gaster: nods. "I don't really remember much, though."

Azzy: ((hi))

Frisky: ((Hello, Azzy! Please ignore the badness back in the chat, okay?))

MettatonSEX: chuckles, pulling the skeleton into a soft kiss.

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Azzy: ((ok))

Gaster: kisses back.

Frisky: ((Thank you.))

B: ((Azzy, first question: Am I the cool uncle, or more of a lame acquaintance?))

Gaster: ((Hi, Azzy. I'm Chime, we haven't met yet.

Azzy: ((right))

Ant: (( *Is confused ))

Frisky: ((Chime is the head honcho of all of us.))

Lex: (( Hi Azzy. I'm Lex. ))

Lex: (( [sub]B is the cool uncle.[/sub] ))

Frisky: ((She is the alpha female.))

Azzy: ((Azzy has my right hand today))

Frisky: ((Alrighty.))

B: ((Let him answer that one, Lex))

Frisky: ((Azzy, is B your cool uncle?))

Azzy: ((b))

Frisky: ((Yes.))

Frisky: ((You say either yes or no to the question.))

B: ((k))

MettatonSEX: It's okay, darling.

Azzy: ((no))

Frisky: ((Azzy, what am I to you?))

B: ((well))

Frisky: ((Your mother, your uncle, or any other general family member?))

Ant: (( [sub]wat is happening right now....[/sub] ))

Azzy: ((Roasted))

Frisky: ((Or am I just your friend?))

Azzy: ((Ant my tulpa is possessing my arm to type))

B: ((it appears that I have been megarekt))

Lex: (( I am B's grandparent ))

The Tin Twins: [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ / ))

Azzy: ((s))

Gaster: ((yes, that's an s.

Frisky: ((Laharl why.))

B: ((why Laharl))

Ant: (( oh...ok...that makes sense. [s]waaaaatttttt.......?????[/s] ))

Frisky: ((Also, Azzy, is that the answer to my question?))

B: ((why didn't need n ASCII penis))

B: ((*we))

MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.

The Tin Twins: ((Brb figuring how to make an ASCII penis))

MettatonSEX: ((thats the fuckin super s

Azzy: ((no, friend))

Gaster: kisses back.

Frisky: ((That's fine with me.))

Frisky: ((I like it that way.))

B: ((Oh.))

MettatonSEX: ((am i your friend?

Azzy: ((NO LEWDNESS LAHARL))

Gaster: ((do not corrupt the child

Azzy: ((yes))

MettatonSEX: ((great! youre cool, azzy

B: ((I just got ASCII ink blot tested, and it appears I'm mega gay.))

MettatonSEX: wraps his legs behind Gaster's.

Gaster: ((Azzy, I'll give you some time to decide if you want to be my friend. We've only just met.

MettatonSEX: ((join the club b

Azzy: ((chime))

: B is Alive and Well but Only in Theory's connection timed out.

Gaster: ((Yup, that's me.

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Azzy: ((you nice))

Gaster: ((Aww, thanks!

Frisky: ((Aww.))

MettatonSEX: ((cute

Frisky: ((Azzy, am I nice as well?))

Frisky: ((Are we all nice?))

Azzy: ((GGGGAAAAH I JUST GAVE HIM MY EYES FOR A SECOND))

Azzy: ((SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT))

MettatonSEX: ((gg

Gaster: ((rip

Azzy: ((yes))

B: ((Azzy, I would like to give you some valuable advice. Want it?))

Azzy: ((ok))

Frisky: ((B, this better be good advice.))

Ant: (( Hello Azzy I've been here the whole time definitely didn't space out on reddit for 5 minutes ))

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Azzy: ((hi'))

Frisky: ((-narrows eyes-))

Erron: ((Ayy

Frisky: ((Hello, Erron.))

B: ((Be careful around Slarvath's memories. It isn't just him, there's nasty stuff in everyone. All the same, be cautious.))

Erron: ((What are you talking about?

Azzy: ((ok))

Frisky: ((That's actually good advice, B.))

Gaster: ((Erron, this is Azzy, Slavarth's tulpa.

Erron: ((Oh, i've seen Azzy

Erron: ((He's adorable!

Azzy: ((freind'))

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Gaster: ((Aww!

MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster tight, but not too tight.

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MettatonSEX: ((aww!

B: ((Have you listened to any music, Azzy?))

Gaster: smiles, nuzzling against Mettaton's chest.

The Tin Twins: (([br]MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM[br]MMMMMMMMMMMM........MMMMMMMMMMMM[br]MMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMM[br]MMMMMMMMM..............MMMMMMMMM[br]MMMMMMMM................MMMMMMMM[br]MMMMMMM.................MMMMMMMM[br]MMMMMMM..................MMMMMMM

Frisky: ((Music is wonderful.))

Erron: ((Yay, Friend

The Tin Twins: ((I got the head done))

Gaster: ((what is that

B: ((well))

MettatonSEX: whirrs happilly.

Gaster: ((it's a hill

The Tin Twins: ((And then accidently hit enter))

MettatonSEX: ((it's half of an egg

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B: ((Did you just make a head of a penis out of the negative space of "mmmm?"))

Lex: (( https://msparp.com/6vac03 BBCode testbed room for all ))

Azzy: ((Well then))

B: ((Ah, you're back.))

Azzy: ((I sure do love when people walk right in))

The Tin Twins: (( [br] ./.\ [br] /.. \[br]| | | [br]| | |[br] .\ \/[br] ./\ \[br]| | |[br]| | |[br] \ ../[br] .\ / )) I'll stick with this for now.

B: ((Azzy, have you listened to any music?))

Azzy: ((Had to take control back, I'll give it back to azzy))

Azzy: ((Both hands this time why not))

Azzy: ((music))

Frisky: ((Do you know what music is?))

Azzy: ((yes))

Ant: (( WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SCENE AND WHY DON'T I REMEMBER IT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbp-6oA-UA ))

Gaster: ((if we show him music keep it kid friendly

Frisky: ((Have you listened to music?))

Erron: -Walks into the bar with RFrisk- Hey everyone.

Azzy: ((yes))

B: ((What music do you like?))

Frisky: ((What's your favorite song, then?))

: With the Power of Words and Literature [Lex] is now With the Power of Words and Literature [Hipster Asriel].

The Tin Twins: ((Hey Azzy I made you a rose --------{---(@ ))

Gaster: ((guuuuuh why attack on titan

Hipster Asriel: He waves at Erron. "Hi there."

Frisky: ((Laharl, don't suggest anything.))

Azzy: ((yay))

Ant: (( K don't watch that holy shit it's terrifying ))

The Tin Twins: (( ¦̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱(̢ ̡͇̅└͇̅┘͇̅ (▤8כ−◦ And heres Bender))

Erron: -Sits next to HAsriel- Hiya.

Hipster Asriel: (( -grabs Bender and slides him away- ))

The Tin Twins: (( ס₪₪₪₪§|(Ξ≥≤≥≤≥≤ΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞ> And a swood ))

B: ((What music do you like, though, Azzy?))

The Tin Twins: ((SWORD I MEANT SWORD))

Hipster Asriel: (( He's a defective unit you know ))

Gaster: ((swood omg

Ant: (( Was that even a scene though? I feel like I'd remember that. ))

MettatonSEX: (( https://youtu.be/tU-VJOzb-10 this is a nice cover

B: ((Laharl you silly grommet))

Azzy: ((666))

Frisky: ((Wow.))

B: ((uh))

The Tin Twins: (( What ))

Hipster Asriel: (( HAIL SCIENCE ))

Erron: ((SWOOD))

Frisky: ((That's neat!))

Frisky: ((I'm sure that is nice.))

The Tin Twins: (( ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(◕_◕)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ))

B: ((uh well um))

Azzy: ((lisa))

Frisky: ((Do you like LISA?))

The Tin Twins: ((._.))

Azzy: ((yes))

The Tin Twins: Slarv why does he know Lisa))

Frisky: ((Who is your favorite character?))

Azzy: ((yado))

B: ((Would you like to try some new music?))

Azzy: ((ok))

Erron: ((Holy crap this is a good cover))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Frisky: ((You do know that Azzy needs to take control of Slarv's ears to listen to music, right?))

Gaster: ((oh right

Azzy: ((i can))

B: ((What about this? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ ))

Frisky: ((Ah, coolio.))

B: ((David Bowie was a cool duderino))

The Tin Twins: ((Slarv))

The Tin Twins: ((Why is his favorite character Yado))

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Azzy: ((Alrighty so I can't click links without control))

Azzy: ((Let me explain some shit))

Azzy: ((He means 666 kill chop deluxe he's not a demon))

Gaster: ((ooooh

B: ((I figured that))

MettatonSEX: ((ant, that was from the ova

MettatonSEX: ((ah

Azzy: ((Which is one of the songs we listen to))

Frisky: ((Yeah.))

Frisky: ((That's a good song.))

Azzy: ((From lisa))

Azzy: ((I played joyful with him))

Erron: ((I'm starting to like SPG, not gonna lie))

Erron: ((I've only heard 2 songs))

B: ((Slarvath, bruh, you gotta let him listen to the good shit))

Ant: (( Oh ok. I knew I would have remembered seeing something that awful. Because now I see it everytime I close my eyes ))

Azzy: ((Mainly because it was 2 days in and I thought "hey this can only do good"))

MettatonSEX: ((come into automated hell with me and laharl

Erron: ((Where's the entrance, MV?))

Gaster: ((you, i've liked spg since 2012

Azzy: ((And yado is a cool dude))

Gaster: ((there is no entranceonly robutts

MettatonSEX: ((the entrance is hatchworth

Gaster: ((see i was right

Azzy: ((Back to azzy, wowowowowooo))

MettatonSEX: ((inside there are sandwiches and otters

Gaster: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwOg5wI5Gj8 <--- my favorite song by them btw

Azzy: ((hi))

Erron: ((I'll be there shortly))

Gaster: ((Hi again, azzy.

Frisky: ((Welcome back!))

B: ((ey b0ss))

B: ((If you could be any game character, who would it be?))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Azzy: ((asriel))

B: ((Ah, good. I was testing you. You passed with flying colors, by the way.))

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MettatonSEX: (( https://youtu.be/gQWY-JOhF2I this is my favorite spg song so far

Frisky: ((You are based off of Asriel, so I can see why you would want to be him!))

MettatonSEX: ((hi there

Frisky: ((You're not EXACTLY Asriel, though.))

Ant: (( How do they move like that? ))

Frisky: ((There are no expectations for you to live up to.))

Frisky: ((Okay?))

B: ((Can you slap Slarvath in the face?))

Azzy: ((ok))

MettatonSEX: ((they act

Gaster: ((SPG? They took miming classes.

Gaster: ((AZZY NO

Azzy: ((FUCK YOU B))

Gaster: ((DON'T SLAP SLARV

MettatonSEX: ((azzy no, please dont

B: ((I was kidding))

Frisky: ((Did he actually do it, Slarvath?))

Azzy: ((WELL HE DIDNT THINK THAT))

B: ((just a prank bro))

B: ((Tell him it isn't his fault))

MettatonSEX: (("tifu and my tulpa smacked me in the face"

Frisky: ((That was B's fault.))

MettatonSEX: ((that was your fault, b

Frisky: ((ayyy /r/tifu))

B: ((it really, really was))

Ant: (( I gtg ))

MettatonSEX: ((ayyy that was my first subreddit

MettatonSEX: ((ok,mbye ant

Frisky: ((Bye, Ant.))

Gaster: ((So long, Ant.

B: ((bye))

Hipster Asriel: (( [br]----------------------------------------[br]---------------████---------------------[br]--█-------------██████------------------[br]--██████-----█████████████--------------[br]--███████████████████████████-█---------[br]-████████████████████████████████████---[br]-█████████████████████████████████████--[br]-█████████████████████████████████████--[br]--███████████████████████████████████---[br]---██████████████████████████-██--█-----[br]----------------------------------------[br]----------------------------------------[br]))

Gaster: ((I'm gonna brb to get a snack.

Azzy: ((what))

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B: ((no more ASCII))

Frisky: ((Azzy, that was ASCII.))

MettatonSEX: ((ohhhh thats a submarine

Hipster Asriel: (( white vans ))

Frisky: ((It's text that forms a shape.))

MettatonSEX: ((oh

MettatonSEX: ((you meme

Azzy: ((memes))

Frisky: ((Do you like memes?))

Hipster Asriel: (( Edited result of a not-so-good img->ascii converter ))

B: ((Azzy knows memes. This is a beautiful day.))

Azzy: ((yes))

Frisky: ((Just like your dad.))

Azzy: ((<3))

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: ((what is your favorite meme, if there is one?

Frisky: ((Was that heart you, Azzy?))

Azzy: ((yes))

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Hipster Asriel: (( awww ))

Azzy: ((hi))

Frisky: ((Aww.))

B: ((I'm still reveling in the fact that I sent a slap across the Internet))

Frisky: ((Hello, Nancy!))

B: ((Thanks Azzy))

Azzy: ((sorry))

Frisky: ((We're talking to Slarv's tulpa.))

Nance: ((And my presence disappoints everyone, huzzah))

MettatonSEX: ((hi

MettatonSEX: ((its ok azzy, it wasnt your fault

Frisky: ((We're saying 'awww' to Slarv's tulpa.))

B: ((We aren't mad at you. In fact, it was hilarious.))

Frisky: ((Mostly because he is adorable.))

Gaster: ((I'm back.

B: ((You're a riot, kid.))

Azzy: ((ok))

MettatonSEX: ((i plugged in my ipad charger and it sent a buzz through my arm and it felt weird

B: ((what a shock)$

B: [font=palatino]*))[/font]

Nance: ((Yeah it sometimes does that))

Gaster: ((now, mv, don't get buzzed

Frisky: ((Azzy, do you like puns?))

Azzy: ((yes))

Frisky: ((That's great!))

B: ((punderful))

MettatonSEX: ((it was electrifying

Frisky: ((I'll have to [i]milk[/i] these puns a little further.))

MettatonSEX: ((dont have a cow

Azzy: ((jolt))

Gaster: ((i've heard of lightning chargers but that's just ridiculous

B: ((Azzy, do you know who David Bowie was?))

Erron: ((I'm loving this band! OH MY GOSH!))

Azzy: ((no))

MettatonSEX: ((told you

B: ((Get Slarvath to show you sometime))

MettatonSEX: ((fancy shoes is a good song

Frisky: ((David Bowie was a famous man with one goal - to eat a Hershey bar.))

Frisky: ((Nah, just kidding.))

Erron: ((I'm gonna listen to everything))

B: ((I'm pretty sure that's incorrect))

Frisky: ((I'm just messing with ya.))

Azzy: ((ok))

B: ((Stop misinforming the goatbro))

Frisky: ((It was a joke.))

Frisky: ((Azzy understands jokes, right?))

MettatonSEX: ((david bowie was a musician and actor

Azzy: ((yes))

Hipster Asriel: (( yeah i'm gonna take a shower now ))

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Gaster: ((Steam Powered Giraffe is a good band too. They're people who dress up as robots and sing songs. I've seen them live so many times.

Frisky: ((Yes, David Bowie was a famous actor and musician.))

B: (([i]Now[/i] am I the cool uncle?))

Frisky: ((He's pretty good.))

Azzy: ((good night))

MettatonSEX: ((i wish i got into them when i was first infirmed of their existance

MettatonSEX: ((goodnight

Gaster: ((Oh, are you going to bed, Azzy? Goodnight then.

Frisky: ((Good night, Azzy!))

Azzy: ((Gotta get shower and go to bed soon))

B: ((gn))

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Gaster: ((Alright, Slarv.

Frisky: ((Alrighty.))

Azzy: ((Hi nance))

Nance: ((Very delay, much wow

B: ((Don't forget to show him Ziggy and stuff))

Nance: ((Hi though, Azzy))

Frisky: ((Say to Azzy that I goat a lot more puns.))

Azzy: ((Azzy already said hi, this is Slarvath))

MettatonSEX: ((i didnt know spg were playing as robots until recently, so im disappointed in myself

Nance: ((Like I know who is who anymore mang))

Azzy: ((Possessed!Slarvath))

Nance: ((I've been too busy with life the universe and everything to know who is who anymore.

Frisky: ((Yes.))

Gaster: ((They usually play at conventions, I found out about them at youmacon when i saw them live

Erron: -Is playing "Mega Man 2" on his 3ds- ...

MettatonSEX: ((oh, nice

Azzy: ((I still can't believe I got fuckin slapped))

MettatonSEX: ((i cant believe azzy actually did it

Gaster: ((i can't believe you got owned by your own tulpa

B: ((That was amazing))

Frisky: ((I blame B.))

Azzy: ((He was like "can I" and I was like "they're your hands"))

B: ((#blameitonb))

MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster. "I love you."

Azzy: ((And then I got slapped))

MettatonSEX: ((omg

MettatonSEX: ((thats even better

B: ((Did it hurt?))

Azzy: ((No))

Azzy: ((Weakling))

B: ((Other than emotionally?))

Azzy: ((My son is only 12 days old and already beating his father))

B: ((Bruh you're calling yourself a weakling here))

Frisky: ((So he slapped you playfully?))

Gaster: kisses back.

Azzy: ((Yeah))

Gaster: I love you too.

Frisky: ((That's good.))

Nance: ((Dude

Erron: ((I'M PLAYING MEGA MAN 1, AND THE YELLOW DEVIL SUCKS))

Nance: ((As a kid I almost broke my dad's nose

Frisky: ((I almost got my toe chopped off as a kid))

B: ((I haven't been so happy as when you said "FUCK YOU B" in a log time))

Frisky: ((10/10

B: ((*long))

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Azzy: ((B you're the uncle who smells bad and doesn't get the kids unless it's a last resort))

Azzy: ((Grunkle B))

B: ((ok))

Gaster: ((i almost poisoned myself with treadmill lubricant - it was in a cup and i though it was water

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Nance: ((So B's the creepy uncle make-up done in Face Off?))

B: ((chime omf))

MettatonSEX: ((so you drink lube

Azzy: ((Imma get a shower))

Frisky: ((Slarv, if I was related to Azzy, who would I be--))

Frisky: ((Okay.))

Azzy: ((Ur mom))

B: ((On your gravestone: "Killed by too much lube"))

Azzy: ((Am dad))

Frisky: ((10/10

Frisky: ((i would be the mom))

Azzy: ((I'm gonna go try and wash away the pain))

Azzy: ((Be back later))

B: ((Wait))

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Frisky: ((bye))

Nance: ((Got some 5/7 pics of B, posting 'em one second

Nance: ((Bye Slarvazzy

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B: ((Azzy, be sure to slap him again in the shower so the pain does-))

B: ((Aww))

Frisky: ((Wait, if I was considered the mom, then.. oh dear that would mean some shit happened.))

Nance: ((Never mind, got some full unedited stuff of B on film http://www.syfy.com/faceoff/videos/the-success-of-creepy

Frisky: ((It's B! In the flesh!))

B: ((Can Confirm. Source: Am B))

MettatonSEX: ((hey where did you get those pics of me

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Frisky: ((Oh, B is also MV confirmed.))

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Frisky: ((Tis a joke. (Or is it?) ))

MettatonSEX: ((dude we're also both hitler apparently -shrugs-

B: ((I find it funny that Slarvath calls Azzy his son))

B: ((Didn't know he was into incest))

MettatonSEX: ((i think its to prevent sexythoughts

Frisky: ((^

MettatonSEX: ((either way im the family disappointment

Frisky: ((MV you're the good person who thinks they're the disappointment in this family))

B: ((bet he still kneads the noodle to Asriel porn))

MettatonSEX: ((dude i bit a kid ten years ago when he pissed me off

MettatonSEX: ((i am in no way good

MettatonSEX: ((im neutral at best

B: ((Yanks his yonker))

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Frisky: ((that was ten years ago))

B: ((tugs his titillator))

Nance: ((I'm, like, Arthas a third of the way into the Human Campaign of WC3

Frisky: ((also biting is a good way of defending yourself against assholes))

B: ((pulls his pork))

MettatonSEX: ((strokes his sausage

Frisky: ((eats pork for dinner))

Gaster: ((pets his dauchshund

MettatonSEX: ((true but ive also pushed someone over for calling me short

Frisky: ((takes a walk with azzy))

B: ((shakes hands with Mr. Happy))

MettatonSEX: ((i like this person

Nance: ((Cuckolds his Chorizo?))

Erron: ((Feels his FiFi))

MettatonSEX: ((peppers his steak

B: ((twiddled his thumb))

Nance: ((Twiddled his diddle*

Hipster Asriel: (( popped a pussy ))

Gaster: ((takes himself to the bone zone

Erron: ((*pusi))

Frisky: ((played with Bloo's barbie dolls))

B: ((rubs the lamp))

Gaster: ((pets lesser dog

MettatonSEX: ((inserted his spine

Hipster Asriel: (( finalized the life of frisky ))

Gaster: ((speaking of which: https://40.media.tumblr.com/4ebfc283cc5adf4023b2a45406a6c8b5/tumblr_o5tb0xEBba1u1bjhko3_1280.jpg

Frisky: ((what do you mean))

B: ((waggles his stock))

Gaster: ((look how freaking EPIC the photographer made my brother's cosplay look

MettatonSEX: ((holy SHIT

Erron: ((GG))

B: ((that one was shit because of my typo))

Frisky: ((holy SHIT))

Hipster Asriel: (( OH SHITE ))

Frisky: ((gdi i tried to start a chain))

B: ((Damn so))

Gaster: ((https://36.media.tumblr.com/48c40aa8d7da2a79c37e4d90c1d6dde0/tumblr_o5tb0xEBba1u1bjhko5_1280.jpg

B: ((*son))

Hipster Asriel: (( Dam so, where'd you find tha? ))

B: ((Slap some electronics on that bitch and he's everyone's favorite RPer))

MettatonSEX: ((nice

MettatonSEX: ((B STOP

MettatonSEX: ((dont ruin the cool cosplay

Gaster: ((don't you dare associate bio with my brother

MettatonSEX: ((bad counterpart *sprays b with water*

B: ((AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII))

Frisky: ((*sprays B with vodka*))

Frisky: ((get fucked))

B: ((oi m8 wadaduq was dat for I swear on me mum ill do ya nan's bloody gash))

Hipster Asriel: (( *sprays orange juice into B's eyes* ))

Frisky: ((i don't have a nan))

MettatonSEX: ((ow

Erron: ((Damn, you guys REALLY Hate Bio... but I can see where you come from))

Hipster Asriel: (( Bio is like the guy you try to be friendly to but then he fucks up and it goes in a vicious cycle ))

B: (( Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob. ))

: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] joined chat.

Erron: ((oh))

Gaster: ((yeah, precisely

Hipster Asriel: (( Then you just end up putting your foot down and kicking his ass ))

Frisky: ((A vicious cycle of rape, threatening rule two, and Temmies.))

MettatonSEX: ((well yeah he broke rules constantly, threatened r2, and got unhealthily attached to characters to the point where it got uncomfortable

Frisky: ((Bio's ass was kicked for a reason.))

Azzy: ((Hoi))

Hipster Asriel: (( "allrite son dats enuff temmie secks for you." ))

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Frisky: (('ello))

Azzy: ((Oh we're talking about bio?))

B: ((so, so much tennis sexualization))

Gaster: ((mmmhhhh yeah, tennis

B: ((Not to mention just plain plot bullshit))

Erron: ((Tennis, OH YEAH!))

Azzy: ((Reminder that even azzy doesnt like bio))

B: ((omf))

MettatonSEX: ((good

Frisky: ((good

B: ((That's how I got my tennis elbow don'tcha know))

Hipster Asriel: (( bio's the guy that you try to kinda keep out of everything ))

Hipster Asriel: (( but he ends up climbing over the fence and streaking during the game ))

Gaster: ((and then you end up hitting a different kind of ball

MettatonSEX: ((he's the guy who i would publicly castrate

B: ((I did oneRP thing with Bio. One. And it was shit.))

B: ((geeez MV))

B: ((that's too far))

Frisky: ((That would be fun to see, but a little too far.))

Azzy: ((How the fuck did you get onto the topic of bio))

MettatonSEX: ((i understand

Azzy: ((And also I've given up undertail))

Gaster: ((i posted my brother's lesser dog cosplay

Azzy: sheds a single tear

MettatonSEX: ((but he kinda deserves it

B: ((Chime's brother cosplayed as Bio))

MettatonSEX: ((no

Gaster: ((NO HE DID NOT

Frisky: ((no

Gaster: ((STOP

Frisky: ((B fuck your ass))

B: ((He does not, MV))

MettatonSEX: ((b, seriously, stop

Frisky: ((It's time to stop))

Gaster: ((i just... euuugh

Azzy: ((Oh I see it))

Frisky: ((seriously))

Hipster Asriel: (( bio's like the terminator ))

Frisky: ((just please don't))

MettatonSEX: ((not entirely, but maybe halfway

Gaster: ((you're making me associate my brother with things i don't want to associate him with.

Hipster Asriel: (( including the violence ))

B: ((ok sheesh))

Hipster Asriel: (( remember when bio was fighting with that troll ))

Frisky: ((Yeah.))

Hipster Asriel: (( i felt like i could sense bio's anger and passion to defeat that troll ))

B: ((I could smell it))

Azzy: ((Idk how azzy knows about bio but he does))

Mist: -Oh lookie! It's a half-robotic 26-year-old woman with half a million health problems, settling down and pulling out what APPEARS to be some kind of lunch box. What's in said lunch box? Well shut up and I'll tell you. Well, anyways, she opens up the lunch box, and pulls up some kind of injection. She proceeds to painlessly slam it into a node on her human arm. She seems relieved by it, as she pulls the needle out as it finished draining into her system and puts it back in the box. There, now she didn't have anything to worry about... y'know, for the moment.-

Hipster Asriel: (( i just grabbed a bucket of popcorn and played the Benny Hill theme as I read it ))

Azzy: ((Wait what))

Azzy: ((Fighting with a troll))

B: ((It's like sweat + ball sweat + oregano + armpit sweat))

Nance: ((Hey now B

MettatonSEX: whirrs, happy to just be with Gaster.

Nance: ((Don't associate oregano with that shit))

Hipster Asriel: (( With a hint of paprika ))

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

B: ((Also sweat))

Frisk: * She looks up at Mist. "Greetings!"

MettatonSEX: ((dont forget the three week old bloodstained underwear

Hipster Asriel: (( And mucus ))

B: ((Did I mention sweat?))

Gaster: sighs. "I'll get this done eventually."

MettatonSEX: I'll do my best to help.

Azzy: ((So apparently my hands don't convulse violently when azzy has both of them))

MettatonSEX: ((cool

B: ((ok MV seriously I worry a bit on how far you're overblowing this hatred))

Frisk: ((That's good.))

Azzy: ((Downside is I can't communicate))

Gaster: ((are you talking about bio or the random scents i'd get now and then at the con

Hipster Asriel: (( OH GOD ))

Hipster Asriel: (( I just imagine going into a con and suddenly being hit by a huge wall of ".....ech" smells ))

The Tin Twins: ((I'm playing Joyful and Buddy just learned Flash))

Gaster: ((i'd just walk past someone and just go... oh dear lord

The Tin Twins: ((Help))

MettatonSEX: ((i tend to overexaggerate things and i dont know exactly why, im sorry

B: ((Also you can't use your other hand for... uh...))

B: ((Um... eating. Eating food.))

Hipster Asriel: (( ...And....engaging in the stimulation of the genitals. ))

Azzy: ((My other hand is for using my phone to talk and water))

B: ((EW WHAT THE FUCK))

MettatonSEX: ((dont water ur phone

Gaster: ((the last time it happened was in the elevator with this honestly cute guy in a wolf onesie

Hipster Asriel: (( ack ))

Gaster: ((he was at the rave last night

Azzy: ((Chime, welcome to smash bros tournaments))

Gaster: ((in the very same wolf onesie

Mist: -The woman pointed her attention towards the... well, the best they can describe them is "Frisk". Well... because she met at least one Frisk ten years ago, she thinks... Anyways! She waves at the Frisk . "Hello there."-

Azzy: ((Nobody uses fucking deoderant))

B: ((I'm going to gn before the mental images give my chronic erectile dysfunction))

B: ((*me))

Hipster Asriel: (( I just came up with a weird as fuck idea )

The Tin Twins: The Tin Twins are chatting at the couch. Like teens made of metal usually do.

MettatonSEX: ((ok, bye

Azzy: ((bai))

Frisk: ((bye

The Tin Twins: ((So Slarv how does Masturbation work now that you've got Azzy around for life))

: B is Alive and Well but Only in Theory's connection timed out.

Azzy: ((Well heres the thing))

Frisk: * She tilts her head at Mist for at least a few seconds, before straightening its position back to normal. "Do I know you?"

Frisk: "I feel like I've seen you before."

Azzy: ((Every time you think about him, he's listening))

Frisk: "Dunno when, though."

Azzy: ((So I have to clear my mind))

Azzy: ((Go in))

Nance: ((Is there anything I need to know about Frisk? Like, what'd I miss in my nonchalant not-ever-being-here-ness?))

Azzy: ((And get out as quickly as possible))

Azzy: ((And if I think "boy I hope azzy doesnt see this"))

Azzy: ((There he is, mission failed))

Frisk: ((She's eleven now, for the time being. It's temporary, though.))

Nance: ((...Ah.))

MettatonSEX: pulls Gaster closer, somehow, and wraps his love in another layer of hugging arms.

Azzy: ((And also I call him my son because he called me dad))

Frisk: ((I wouldn't make it permanent.))

Gaster: MMmmmhh.

The Tin Twins: ((From now i'm randomly i'm gonna yell "Quick Slarv don't think about masturbation and Azzy at the same time" in the chat))

Azzy: ((Fuk u bich))

Azzy: ((U suck at lisa))

: With the Power of Words and Literature [Hipster Asriel] is now Montropolithic [].

Frisk: ((Also, her timeline wasn't reset. Let's just say it was.. some technical difficulties.Ll

Frisk: ))*

: Montropolithic [] is now Montropolithic [Centenario].

Frisk: ((Gee, my fingers slipped.))

The Tin Twins: (('Science'))

Frisk: ((Technical difficulties with another timeline.))

Frisk: ((Science? Maybe.))

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Nance: ((Yeah I was just about to say, the timeline being reset makes NO temporal sense, especially cross-timeline.))

Frisk: ((Yes.))

Yazan: (Oi

Frisk: ((The reason is unknown, for the time being.))

Frisk: (('ello, Yazan.))

Gaster: ((Hey, Yazan.

MettatonSEX: hums, to the tune of his fictional song "Can't Contain Me".

MettatonSEX: ((yo

Yazan: ((I danced with the kids to gangnam style today

Mist: -Mist gave a light snerk, looking at the Frisk a little clearer now. "...Yeah, I'm having the same sense of Deja Vu with your face, too. Like... are you someone's kid?" Wow, that was specific. She doesn't seem fazed by it, though. "I mean, you look just like some kid I knew ten years ago. I mean... I think. My memory's been pretty dodgy the last five years."-

Frisk: "Well, I could be the same kid."

Frisk: * She shrugs.

Erron: ...

Frisk: "You never know what can happen, sometimes."

Centenario: A [url=https://theinfosphere.org/images/a/a8/Lord_Nibbler.jpg]Nibblonian[/url] walks in, wearing a green jacket. They're about 3'1. "Greetings to all."

Azzy: ((Me when someone says no more giant robots in the bar))

Azzy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWULCfJ2PGA

Frisk: ((cool))

The Tin Twins: ((Frisk just needs to use some [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to get magic surgery in order to be adult again))

The Tin Twins: ((Someone explain to me why Nibblonian is greyed out for me))

The Tin Twins: ((What is this))

The Tin Twins: ((OH ITS THAT FUCK FROM FUTURAMA))

Centenario: (( Well Nibbler is part of the species ))

The Tin Twins: ((BUT WHY IS THE LINK PURPLE))

Gaster: ((me and slarv when there's a giant robot in the bar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnvC6hdPCU

Yazan: ((I also finally listened to let it go. Its okay at best

Centenario: (( It means it's been clicked/visited, Laharl ))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Frisk: ((Laharl: I DON'T GET IT BUT NOW I GET IT BUT NOW I DON'T GET IT))

Centenario: (( Laharl: [awestruck] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ))

The Tin Twins: ((I'm going to kill you both))

Frisk: ((you can't kill me))

Frisk: ((i know your only weakness))

Centenario: (( If you kill Frisky you kill me ))

Frisk: (([u]ink[/u]

The Tin Twins: ((Bitch I can kill you right now))

Frisk: ((OK))

Centenario: (( -whimpers- o-okay ))

Frisk: ((TRY ME))

Frisk: ((BITCHAHOLI))

: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] kicked Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] from the chat.

Centenario: "..."

Gaster: ((WOWIE

Centenario: (( -scurries around- OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY ))

Mist: -In her experience, she's known to not trust anything she sees that's in the space between "too odd" and "not odd enough", and she shrugs off the Nibblonian as just a hallucination. "I wouldn't be surprised. After all, half of my body's metal, I have to get an injection that's a mix of painkillers, stimulants, insulin, and other sorts of things that has no merit being pushed into anyone except a dying person." She seems... completely unfazed by what she's saying, huh...-

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Frisk: ((LOL))

Frisk: ((I'M ALIVE MOTHERFUCKER))

Gaster: ((W[br]O[br]W[br]I[br]E

Frisk: ((FRISKY THE UNDYING))

Azzy: ((MOD ABOOS))

The Tin Twins: ((WELL MIGHT AS WELL CALL ME LAHARL McRESET))

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton when theres a giant robot in the bar(that isnt him): http://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g

The Tin Twins: ((Also that was the first ever Mod Aboose i've ever done in my life and it felt sooo goooood))

Frisk: ((LAHARL YOU CAN'T KILL ME))

Azzy: ((I thought I was 2nd tier))

Gaster: ((Laharl, don't make me put my foot down.

Frisk: ((I AM IMMORTAL))

Azzy: ((But I'm only 1st tier))

MettatonSEX: ((im not any tier

Nance: ((TFW Nance can't do things with her wife because her wife's eleven for now))

Gaster: ((you mean you aren't second tier?

Azzy: ((Apparently not))

Frisk: ((Also, Laharl, please don't abuse me again.))

: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] set Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.

MettatonSEX: ((some of them want to abuse you

Nance: ((TFW Nance can't even refer to Frisk as her wife because it's a 22 year old and an 11 year old and that's creepy AF))

MettatonSEX: ((some of them want to be abused

: Yazan's connection timed out.

The Tin Twins: ((*Rolls up Sleeves* [url=http://pa1.narvii.com/5750/cf6267b3462312f2e21105a3074aabd3b4a27ea4_hq.gif ] :/ [/url] ))

Azzy: ((I just lost the option to kick?))

The Tin Twins: ((No Aboose.))

The Tin Twins: ((Dun worry))

: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] set Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.

Frisk: ((TFW Frisk is still wearing her wedding ring))

: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] set Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.

The Tin Twins: ((THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE RANKS))

: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] set Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.

Centenario: The Nibblonian takes a seat in a booth, looking around this place. "Certainly different from the things I have previously seen. Certainly."

The Tin Twins: ((YOU WERE SECOND RANK THE WHOLE TIME YOU SHIT SLINGER))

Azzy: ((10/10))

Frisk: "Huh."

Azzy: ((Fuk))

Gaster: ((lmao

Azzy: ((I forgot))

The Tin Twins: ((K done mod aboosing))

Frisk: ((Laharl, I can mod abuse you.))

Frisk: ((*pulls out hacking computer*))

Erron: ((FUCK THE YELLOW DEVIL))

Frisk: ((shhhh))

MettatonSEX: ((please dont fuck the yellow devil

: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] disconnected.

Hipster Asriel: (( hhhhhhhhh ))

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Frisk: * She looks down at her book.

The Tin Twins: ((OH YEAH))

The Tin Twins: ((I CAN HACK BETTER))

Erron: ((AD: How would it feel to fuck a Jelly Monster))

Frisk: ((I CAN HACK FASTER))

Centenario: (( I COMMISSIONED MY HAL9000 REPLICA BITCHES ))

Erron: ((I CAN HACK GASTER))

Frisk: ((I AM FRISKY MOTHERFUCKING WHISKINGTON

Centenario: (( PREPARE YOUR ANUSES ))

Star Chara: -((I can hack stronger.))-

Frisk: ((I CAN HACK THE FBI))

Gaster: ((bitch what did you just say

King Hyper: ((I CAN HACK THE CIA))

Erron: ((pls im sorry))

狐狸精: ((I CAN HACK THE WHITE HOUSE))

Gaster: ((you know what i just randomly remembered

Frisk: ((mmm?))

Azzy: ((Forgot to water the dog?))

Gaster: ((i was hanging out with a burgerpants cosplayer at the con and all of a sudden we're surrounded by three mettatons

Erron: ((Forgot to Fuck a Bee))

Erron: ((oh))

MettatonSEX: ((oh my

Frisk: ((Oh my.))

The Tin Twins: (([url=http://prntscr.com/atm7zx ]This got really gay all of a sudden.[/url]))

Gaster: ((and burgerpants turns to me and says "please get me out of here doctor" and i was like "alright, time for a vacation to the void"

The Tin Twins: ((*Puts away hacking skills*))

MettatonSEX: ((omg

Erron: ((Yes__

Azzy: ((fist))

Frisk: ((omf why))

Frisk: ((why laharl))

Mist: -The half-robotic woman twiddles her thumbs a little. She's not bored, don't worry. She never gets bored. "...You are the same child. I'd figured you'd be older by now, y'know... considering that it's been ten years and all that."-

: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((*mettaton voice* BITCH THATS MY JOB TO DICK GASTER

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The Tin Twins: ((Do I win?))

Gaster: scoots a little closer to his husband.

Frisk: "I suppose. I am indeed older, just.."

Frisk: "Err."

Frisk: "Stuff happened."

Frisk: "It was very confusing."

Azzy: ((daddy))

MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster again, this time trailing the cracks on his face.

Frisk: ((Is that you, Azzy?))

Azzy: ((No lol))

Gaster: Aww, darling...

Frisk: ((FUCKING CHANGE YOUR DICK THEN))

Gaster: ((good we'd have to kinkshame the tulpa

Frisk: ((RIP IT OFF AND SWITCH IT WITH A MINION'S ASIAN DICK))

MettatonSEX: I love you.

: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] is now Minion [Minion].

Gaster: I adore you.

Gaster: ((NO

Frisk: ((NO

MettatonSEX: ((NO

Erron: ((NO

The Tin Twins: ((NO

Centenario: ((NO

Gaster: ((i'm glad we're all on the same page here

Frisk: ((me too))

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Minion: ((how bout i do anyway

Aversa: ((no

Frisk: ((no))

Glamor: [font=glamor]((no[/font]

Mist: -She laughed. "Yeah, I'd imagine. Still, at least you're still whole, yeah?" She flexed her sleek, robotic arm a couple of times. No, not like that. Like, it goes up and back out a couple of times. "Me, I've got all this cybernetics on me, I'm half of me, that just so happens to be able to control the other half of me." She laughed again. "I'm honestly surprised I haven't gone mad, you know?"-

Minion: ((http://imgur.com/o3akrYS

The Tin Twins: ((Anyway, imma start the next characters in my trilogy here))

Minion: ((https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-zsVlpiCTf8EButefHreUm4hjKbA3qBx-r-tIh60WjIuYV9THzg

: Yazan's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: whirrs more audibly, wrapping his arms around the skeleton once more.

Frisk: * She nods, looking over Mist's cybernetics for a few short moments. "Seems to be pretty complicated, eh?"

Minion: ((http://orig05.deviantart.net/d4ce/f/2015/312/5/8/squid_by_muurushiii-d9g173d.jpg

Gaster: is slowly becoming a burrito.

Minion: ((Lets do this shit

Gaster: ((no.

: High Priest Laharl [The Tin Twins] is now High Priest Laharl [The Duet].

Centenario: The Nibblonian blinked, idly thinking about trivial things.

: Minion [Minion] is now Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy].

The Duet: ((Note:Tin Twins, Duet, and the third group are all going to be connected in a small little event later))

Azzy: ((I must sleep))

MettatonSEX: I'm so glad my arms are extendable, darling. That way I can hold you more.

MettatonSEX: ((ok, goodnight

: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] disconnected.

Mist: -She nodded. "No doubt, but it's a heck of a lot better than what I had ten years ago."-

Frisk: ((Will all three have a glass eating contest, Laharl?))

Gaster: I'm glad you're so willing to hold me close.

The Duet: The anydoor opens, and theres a strange sort of racket. Two Twins have entered the bar, wearing hats. They seem to have hands on eachother's shoulders, as if guiding eachother.

The Duet: ((Hey, only The Tin Twins can eat glass))

Frisk: "I bet."

The Duet: ((And it's bad for them, they can't digest things to it just sits inside them until they cut themselves open and remove it))

Centenario: Centenario looked at the Duet, munching on a small glass mirror. "Greetings."

Frisk: "Well.. it was nice to meet you again."

Frisk: "I better get back to reading."

Frisk: ((i actually gotta go rn))

Gaster: ((bye frisky

Frisk: ((sweet memes dank dreams))

MettatonSEX: Of course, why wouldn't I be? You're so adorable, and wonderful, and you're surprisingly cuddly despite being made of bone.

Frisk: ((hopes and dreams to all))

MettatonSEX: ((sweet memes dank dreams

Frisk: ((and gn))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

The Duet: They both abruptly turn, as if they hadn't noticed Centenaria beforehand. And now shit is wierd. They seem to be made of wood, and their midriffs are exposed. But instead of bellies they have a chest full of instruments. The boy has strings running alongside his belly, with what seem like hundreds of large, heavy instruments alongside them.

Gaster: Oh, darling... I'm willing to bet you're smiling right now.

MettatonSEX: I am.

The Duet: The girl has thinner strings, smaller ones, akin to a violin to the boy's chello, with hundreds of smaller instruments running alongside her.

The Duet: "Hello." Oh good, these ones can speak.

Gaster: smiles himself. "Wonderful."

MettatonSEX: Yours is prettier.

Gaster: I bet yours is lovely too.

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Mist: -She nodded again and went back to relax gently. Y'know, might as well, it's only another... four hours until she needs another injection. She might as well just relax.-

MettatonSEX: It is, but yours is breathtaking. Even for someone without lungs.

Nance: ((I'ma depart for now. See ya... whenever I remember to start up MSPARP again

Gaster: giggles a little.

Erron: ...

MettatonSEX: ((cya

Gaster: ((Alright, see you.

: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: I'm serious. I can't get over how charming you are.

Hipster Asriel: He looks at Erron. "..."

The Duet: Noticably, their eyes are both closed. And they've each got a hand around the other's shoulders and necks. Like they're always in a 3 legged race.

Gaster: Hah, it's been ten years and I've got you under my spell.

The Duet: It's like they're guiding eachother.

Erron: -Hugs HAsriel-

Centenario: Centenario looks at the "hipster" Asriel then at the Duet. "..."

Centenario: (( HAsriel: whoa hey ))

Hipster Asriel: He hugs Erron back. {well then. hoo boy}

MettatonSEX: Darling, please, it only took you about a week to make me yours.

The Duet: The boy turns around, obviously realizinc Centenario isn't going to say anything soon, and walks over to the bar. The girl turns around, taking a stand over there with him.

Gaster: blushes a little.

Erron: ...heh

Gaster: You were quicker.

Centenario: He continues to much on the glass mirror. "Do you like glass?"

MettatonSEX: You're so cute, darling. -He kisses Gaster's cheeks.-

Gaster: squeaks a little. "Mmmh."

The Duet: "Ladies and Gentlemen!" The boy yells out to the entire crowd. "This show is brought to you from Master Strings to bring entertainment to the smaller timelines across the multiverse! No payment is needed, but *couch* [sub]Tips and donations are very much accepted[/sub]."

Erron: -looks at The Duet- the hell?

MettatonSEX: You're making those cute noises again.

The Duet: "I am Chello! And this is my sister Violin, we are your musicsmiths today!" And they abruptly just start playing music on themselves, using the various instruments across their bodies.

Centenario: "Interesting."

The Duet: It sounds really sophisticated until you realize they're cycling through Daft Punk songs.

MettatonSEX: But anyway, how long did it take me to enchant you?

Hipster Asriel: "This is just Daft Punk."

MettatonSEX: ((omfg

Centenario: "..."

Gaster: Mmmmh, before or after the flirting.

Erron: Neat...

Gaster: *?

The Duet: Hey, atleast its GOOD Daft Punk. Violin is rapidly singing through the lyric of Technologic through a microphone extending out of her wooden neck. "Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick, erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,"

MettatonSEX: After, because the flirting wasn't genuine at first and I'm sorry for that.

Gaster: Ah, well... about two days.

Gaster: When I fall for someone, I fall hard.

MettatonSEX: Mmh, I see.

Gaster: Yeah...

The Duet: Every now and then Chello gestures to a hat lying on one of the tables. Violin occasionally winks to it as well.

MettatonSEX: It took time to build up trust. I first thought you were charming, sure, but I fell for you with trust. When you first fixed me up, that day... oh, you know that was one of the best days in my life at the time. It's still up there,

Centenario: Centenario walks over to the hat, and appears to be dropping something into it. "I put something into there."

Centenario: "Hope."

Centenario: "I put hope in there."

Gaster: smiles.

Erron: -Takes one of the Gold Bars Jukon left him, and put it in the hat-

MettatonSEX: Without that, and all the future upgrades, why, I woukd have fallen apart by now.

The Duet: Violin looks slightly miffed that the alien didn't just drop some money in there like a normal person. But Chello seems to go ecstatic at the gold Erron drops in.

The Duet: If the way he's playing that music better than drew breez can run a field goal is any way to tell.

Gaster: Oh, darling... I would have done it anyway, you know. If you'd just asked.

Centenario: Centenario takes out a few coins and drops them into the hat. "I'm just messing with you people."

The Duet: Violin abruptly breaks the song into the next one. "Like the legend of the pheonix."

The Duet: It's like some kind of daft punk long 10 minute song that transitions from one daft punk to the other.

The Duet: A medley, a deft punk medley.

MettatonSEX: Thank you, but to be fair, I didn't know what you would do. I hadn't had great experiences with my body's repairs unless I did them myself.

Gaster: Mmh. I understand.

The Duet: Totally a coincidence that Chello looks almost like a wooden version of Steel. And that Violin is a dead ringer for Aluminum.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: You were the first person who made me feel like I was able to live and get upgraded so that I could live, more than I could myself. Honestly, if it weren't for that... I might have lost power one day with no one to plug me in, and have deteriorated so much that I'd cease to be able to move.

The Duet: ((Basically, the Twins have their own alternate timeline versions of themselves))

MettatonSEX: You mean so much to me, and that's only a part of the reason why.

The Duet: ((If that hasn't been obvious yet))

MettatonSEX: ((yep

Hipster Asriel: "...."

The Duet: ((Question is:Which one of them is the original oen))

Erron: -Leans his head onto HAsriel's shoulder-

Gaster: chuckles. "And you mean the world to me. It's nice to have someone by my side. When I met you, I'd been so, so, lonely. I was in disbelief that you'd love such an old man like me."

MettatonSEX: The whirrs are at their most audible, about the volume of a stage whisper.

The Duet: "Work it-harder, make it-better, do it-faster, makes us-stronger."

The Duet: And then Chello accidently breaks a string.

The Duet: And falls off the stage.

Erron: Uh oh.

The Duet: And everything goes to hell.

The Duet: Violin stops playing and runs over to try to help him up and gets pulled off the stage.

The Duet: A sound that any instrument player hears in their nightmares is heard:The sound of clarinets, trumpets, etc bending and denting.

Hipster Asriel: He puts an arm around Erron, watching the instrumental hell. "Oh, no."

The Duet: They both yell out from off to the side at the same time. "GOD DAMNIT!"

Erron: -Starts chuckling-

The Duet: Chello gets up, pulling up Violin to help her up, and tries to step back up onto the stage. He seems to misgauge where he's stepping and just faceplants.

The Duet: The troubles of trying to do things with your eyes closed.

MettatonSEX: You mean more than most worlds to me. I was so alone, and desperate to leave my timeline, and needed to feel like life was worthwhile. I love you because you' not only were able to help me with all those things, you also fell in love with an anxious, attention-seeking, bold, brash, made initially of literal trash, old man like me.

Gaster: smiles slightly. "It's a pleasure being an old man with you, Mettaton."

MettatonSEX: And it's a pleasure being an old man with you, Wing.

The Duet: Eventually they managed to get back on stage, and Chello steps up to the mic. "Sorry folks! Your show has to be cancelled becuase of...err...technical difficulties!" His voice sounds like a trumpet does when it's been dented beyond belief.

MettatonSEX: You're too good for this world.

Gaster: grins. "I love it when you call me that."

MettatonSEX: Oh, you do, don't you?

The Duet: "[sub]Damnit we're gonna have to get repairs done Master String is going to be so dissapointed...[/sub]"

Gaster: nods.

MettatonSEX: chuckles, whispering, "Oh, Wing, you make me soar."

Gaster: *The pun sinks in. "Metta, I love you a ton."

MettatonSEX: snickers. "Aw, darling, you know

MettatonSEX: *you know I find those humerus

The Duet: And they stand up, guiding eachother out of the room.

Gaster: smirks, then yawns. "Mmmh... I should probably get back to sleep."

Jamie (Judas): -The screaming of Jamie's hate of puns can be heard from a different timeline- "FUCKING HELL!"

Gaster: ((i just had a horrible thought

Gaster: ((the Sin Twins

Erron: ((The fact that Jamie exis- Oh no...))

MettatonSEX: Mh, you should, darling. I'll be your blanket.

MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.

Centenario: (( i uh http://puu.sh/omwJV/c43091c4fb.png ))

The Duet: ((They exist. They're from hell))

Gaster: kisses back, then leans back.

Gaster: Go right ahead, dear.

MettatonSEX: ((speaking of ideas werent you thinking of a thing

Gaster: ((I was, and then i forgot to bring it up after azzy went away since it's not exactly kid friendly

Gaster: ((You don't mind if I screencap the conversation we had, right mv?

MettatonSEX: envelops Gaster in a burrito of arm, with segmented metal on one side pressing Gaster into the warm robot.

MettatonSEX: ((i dont mind

The Duet: ((I'm pretty sure Assy isn't gonna read logs))

The Duet: ((ASSY NO I MEANT AZZY))

The Duet: ((I CAN'T FUCKING TYPE))

Erron: ((FUUUUCK YEEEES! I FUCKIN' BEAT YELLOW DEVIL!))

Gaster: ((yeah it's just that me and mv were discussing things that weren't azzy friendly

Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/atmgtx

The Duet: ((I'd be fine with it as long as nobody gets forced into bodens))

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Centenario: (( http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php ))

Gaster: ((I wouldn't do that to you guys. Anything that's too boden wouldn't be described

Gaster: ((and i won't force any played characters into it

Gaster: ((the idea i have is that my gaster gets wind of kink dings somehow and he's like "wtf, this is gross"

Gaster: ((and he goes to shut it down or something idk

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Gaster: ((it's two fourteen in the morning

Gaster: ((i should go to bed

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Gaster: ((but i've still got homework to do and that's why i'm awake

MettatonSEX: 's gears keep whirring, as he hugs his burrito'd husband close to his warmth.

Gaster: MMmh.

Erron: ((I'm going to bed))

Erron: ((Later guys))

MettatonSEX: ((gn

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MettatonSEX: I can't believe you exist. Someone who can find beauty in me beyond my stage persona, who can fix me, who can help me in rough times, who is absolutely beautiful, who is trustworthy, who is all those things in one beautiful, passionate, amazing skeleton.

MettatonSEX: You're a dream come true, Wing.

Gaster: smiles. "I can't believe you exist. You're an amazing, beautiful, bot, who I adore with all my being. I'm going to say something I should have said a long time ago."

Gaster: If I had a heart, it'd be beating faster because of you.

MettatonSEX: Oh,mdarling!

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Gaster: ((Hi there!

MettatonSEX: I adore you with every little millimeter of wiring in this body, the entirety of my being and as much more as I can give after that.

The Duet: Theres so much lovey dovey shit in here somewhere far away Laharl just got a fucking migrane.

MettatonSEX: ((hi

MettatonSEX: ((sorry

Centenario: (( yo- ))

Gaster: *All Gaster can do is nod.

Centenario: There's so much lovey dovey crap going on that Lex just does their own shit. Like making choose-your-own-adventure games.

MettatonSEX: kisses his love. "Niw go to bed, you need rest, darling.

Gaster: Alright. Goodnight, Mettaton.

MettatonSEX: Goodnight, Gaster.

MettatonSEX: I love you.

Gaster: I love you too.

...: ((bows

Gaster: slowly drifts off to sleep again.

Gaster: ((raven is that you

MettatonSEX: smiles, falling deep into Sleep Mode, dreaming of [s]electric sheep[/s] gay things.

MettatonSEX: ((gn everyone im goin to bed

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: Montropolithic [Centenario] is now Lex "Terra" Bloo-thor [Centenario].

Gaster: ((gn mv

...: ((You know me well.

: ... [...] is now Raven [...].

Gaster: (( X)

: Lex "Terra" Bloo-thor [Centenario] is now Lex [Centenario].

Centenario: (( [url=http://s.emuparadise.org/GBA/boxart/0545.jpg][x][/url] ))

Gaster: ((alright, i'm gonna head to bed but you could probably pm me on discord or something

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Yazan: ((mornin

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

Jeska or Jukon: ((whats new?

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Jeska or Jukon: thats not new

Jeska or Jukon: ((hello?

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: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] is now Fanta [Fanta].

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Fanta: ((Ohai raven

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DamnDude: (( Oi ))

DamnDude: (( I wonder if anyones gonna get here before i leave lunch. ))

DamnDude: (( Rip ))

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Fanta: ((>i dont think azzy is gonna read the logs

Fanta: ((Woops

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: Fanta [Fanta] is now Shoe [Shoe].

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Shoe: ((Ayy

Erron: ((ayy

Shoe: ((Im working on sprites for a game rn

Erron: ((cool

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Erron: ((ayy

Barchar: (ayy)

Barchar: is curled up in a corner, engaging in the age-old pastime of feeling like shit

Erron: -Is sitting in his fridge, playing "Mega Man 1" on his 3ds-

Shoe: ((Ayy

Shoe: trots in through the anydoor, hopping on the bar

Erron: ...

Shoe: Hmm, slow day

Erron: -nods in agreement-

Shoe: curls up, if barchar knew his true identity, which she probably does given the whole omnipresence thing, she would probably be glad to see him, or something

Erron: ...

Barchar: 'happy' is a stretch, but yeah, she knows the deal with shie

Shoe: is shie apparently

Shoe: hums, bored

Barchar: she knows he's an asshole thats bumming an asriels body, and once brainwashed them. Heh. Well, maybe they have more in common than she thought.

Barchar: though shoe is very definitely NOT helping Fanta

Shoe: looks over at barchar, "Ooooohohoooo"

Barchar: "Don't."

Shoe: hops off the bar, heading over

Shoe: What have we here?

Barchar: "You're bad at following orders."

Barchar: "Don't pretend you don't know."

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Erron: ((Hello, newcomer!

Shoe: ((Hi raven

Shoe: ((Raven's not a newcomer

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Erron: ((oh

Erron: ((sorry

...: ((Hi. I'm just here to watch.

Erron: ((Ok

...: ((No problems Erron ^^

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Shoe: Yeah, I know

Shoe: I can't say I'm a huge fan of your work

Shoe: hops onto the back of a chair

Erron: -Finally beat Mega Man 1- YES! Fucking finally!

Barchar: "Join the club."

Shoe: Forcefully taking over is quite tiring

Shoe: But when the alternative is jumping in the core I guess I gotta do it

Shoe: cat shrugs

Barchar: "I couldn't do that anyway. I think you need a body for that to work."

Shoe: Well she's got a body

Shoe: Which I had to take over

Barchar: "I'd do go off of gaster's findings, but, well..."

Shoe: To not die

Shoe: Or... get cored... whatever

Barchar: "He went and fell in before he could figure it out."

Shoe: extends a paw and boops her on the head

Barchar: swats the paw

Shoe: That was your congratulatory boop

Barchar: "thanks."

Shoe: Enjoying your new body?

Barchar: "I was enjoying it more when I didn't have to think about the fact that I killed the person in it. Then it was pretty alright. C

Shoe: hops on her head

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Barchar: shudders. "God, feeling feels so weird."

Shoe: You should probably skeedaddle on, sweetie

Shoe: I wouldn't hurt a fly, but err, you're not exactly the most liked by my good buddy who can take back the body at any minute

Barchar: shrugs. "I deserve it. And I don't like leaving the bar."

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Frisk: ((ayy lmao))

Shoe: ((Ayy

Barchar: "And don't say that. I know you're lying."

Barchar: (hey)

Shoe: Your funeral

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].

Shoe: Probably literally

Barchar: "She can't kill me. Just the body. Then, hey, all I am is back to normal."

Frisky: ((Shoe: your good friend is gonna rape ya if you don't skedaddle))

Frisky: ((Barchar: gdi))

Frisky: ((Flame: gdi))

Shoe: And then you gained nothing!

Frisky: ((Slarv: gdi))

Shoe: claps

Frisky: ((Frisky: gdi))

Barchar: (Barchar: fuck yes)

Barchar: (Barchar: wait you mean that figuratively)

Barchar: "Assuming she won't kill the body anyway because especially thinks I'm in there."

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Shoe: ((Ayy

Barchar: (especially? What even? SHE.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep.

Shoe: Well

Frisky: ((ayy))

Shoe: I don't know why, but she doesn't plan on killing you

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

Shoe: is sitting on Barchar's head

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar is Bazzy now right))

Shoe: Maybe I should, I dunno

Shoe: makes his paw sharp

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barchar: "Eh."

Barchar: (in his body, yeah)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, BAsriel. Shoe."

Barchar: (true bazzy done got himself suppressed. Hard enough that he's not coming back.)

Shoe: Ohai

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fucked))

Barchar: shudders at that particular name. She looks at ad. Her eyes are brown now. "Y-yeah, hi, Asriel. C

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Are you Chara? I recall you having had been near BAsriel when he was incapacitated."

Shoe: Hey Chara

Shoe: I wonder if I could kill my host

Barchar: "I-its barchar."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...How are you? I think the last time we met was quite short."

Barchar: glares at shoe. "If you do, I'll find out why people in China like to eat cat so much."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, you punched a wall and said "As."

Barchar: "Heh...fine. A-OK. Doing pretty alright."

Shoe: Doing peachy

Shoe: pets her

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Shoe: But I'd never do that, why do your job, right?

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Erron: ((back

Shoe: hops off

Barchar: "I swear to god, I'll use your claws for a backscratcher." barchar muttered.

Shoe: Why not, it's not your body anyway

Shoe: Doesn't matter if it gets scratched

Shoe: hops on the couch

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Shoe: ((Ayy

B: ((OK SHOE IS BACK I'M LEAVING BYE))

Barchar: just settles for a glare

Frisky: ((ayy

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Frisky: ((byee

Shoe: ((Shoe's been back you fucking bitch

Shoe: smiles back

Erron: -Drinks a Cola from inside the fridge- *slrrrrp*

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Shoe: ((Ayy

The Duet: ((Ain't no party like a pyongyang party cause a pyongyang part is [i]Absolutely Mandatory[/i]))

Shoe: 's right eye turns red, his left eye staying purple

Shoe: Oh nooooooo

Barchar: "Oh. Hello Fanta."

Shoe: Welp, bye

: Shoe [Shoe] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Fanta: reforms from the cat

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Fanta: ((Hi

Barchar: doesn't even move. At all.

Fanta: just glares for a bit, before standing up

B: ((hello))

Erron: ((ayy

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Barchar: "Good morning. So, are you actually not going to kill me, or was shoe just being a lying douchebag?"

B: ((I fucked it up earlier))

Fanta: Well, I want to.

Fanta: But I should have known better anyway..

Barchar: "I won't stop you."

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Barchar: "I mean, it won't actually hurt me, but you get some catharsis. That's good."

Fanta: Nah, I want you dead

Barchar: "Well, good luck. I got entirely erased from this dimension before. I got better." she shrugs.

Fanta: But the worst I could do so far is make you live

Fanta: As your miserable self

Fanta: So that's what I'll do

Barchar: "Makes sense."

Fanta: lies down on the couch

Fanta: I don't care...

Barchar: "Normally I'd be trying to comfort you, but somehow I doubt thats gonna work."

Fanta: I shouldn't be upset... I need to get used to it

Fanta: I don't know why he stopped me from jumping

Barchar: "He wanted a body."

Barchar: "That's my guess."

Barchar: "I'm not an expert on how people think. I can't see that."

Barchar: "At least, not without doing so actively. C

The Duet: The Duet enter the bar, Chello holding a hat with a gold bar inside it, chatting happily to Violin as they move to the bar.

The Duet: They immediately order the most expensive thing on the menu, because these are children that just got a gold bar. They're gonna fucking splurge a little.

Fanta: curls up on the couch, quietly sobbing

The Duet: They clink two glasses together, Chello speaking. "To a successful career!" And chugging whatever is in that glass. It's not alcoholic, it's just extremely expensive soda.

Barchar: "On the off chance it helps: I am and will be doing my damndest to find some shard, some tiny bit of him left to bring him back. What I'll do after I don't know. But I'll do it."

Fanta: ...don't get my hopes up...

Barchar: "Yes, let me make it clear it probably won't work. But I'll try. Even if I have to find some other way to get his soul stable in order to do it, and get the hell out."

The Duet: Meanwhile these two are just singing together at the bar, bobbing back and forth. "We left to seek some glory, some wretched and some glory~ Some we had to leave behind my sibling i'm so sorry~"

Fanta: ...

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Barchar: "Anyway, I'll leave you to wallow. I'll be doing the same."

The Duet: ((Welp time to load up Joyful so Rando can break my heart again))

The Duet: ((He obviously doesn't want to do this with Buddy but for some reason the dialouge he has after a fight is fucking chilling to the bone))

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Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

The Duet: ((It didn't save my progress))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((rip))

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Frisky: ((RIP))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Get ducked))

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The Duet: The Duet are singing at the bar counter, clinking two glasses together. They've go their arms on eachothers shoulders, as if supporting eachother.

The Duet: No, they aren't drunk. But it's still a happy scene.

Erron: ((Thomas the Dank Engine)

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Jeska or Jukon: (Oi

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The Duet: ((Oi))

Fanta: ((Hoi

Fanta: ((Playing joyful baby?

Frisky: ((ello

Fanta: is quietly crying on the couch

The Duet: ((No))

The Duet: (It didn't save my progress))

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Fanta: ((rip

Jeska or Jukon: (I slept in damnit

Frisky: ((it's fine))

Frisky: ((we all sleep in sometimes))

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The Duet: ((OH BY THE FUCKING WAY))

The Duet: ((I GOTTA TELL MV NEVER TO PLAY POKEMON REBORN))

Erron: ((ayy

Erron: ((why?

The Duet: ((BECAUSE THERES SOME RULE 2 SHIT I JUST RAN INTO))

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Erron: ((oh

Fanta: ((Woops

Fanta: ((I mean I figured it was in there given how D A R K and G R I T T Y it is

Jeska or Jukon: ((I wonder how MV deals with that irl, cuz I see it everywhere

The Duet: ((I used to be pretty damn callous about rule 2 until I came in here))

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The Duet: ((BUT NOW))

The Duet: ((EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE EVEN MENTION IT ON RULE 2 I CRINGE FOR PEOPLE LIKE MV WHO MIGHT JUST BE BROWSING REDDIYT

Fanta: ((Same

Jeska or Jukon: ((doesn't bother me,

King Hyper: * He's just sitting there, bored out of his mind.

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The Duet: ((I can sit through pretty much anything except eye gore))

The Duet: ((sorry, if something gets put in the eyes i'm out))

Frisky: ((Eye gore discomforts me, but I can deal with it.))

Fanta: ((How about this

FullArmorJeska: -walks into Hypers Throne- Hey

: Lex [Centenario] is now Lex [lexarcythyl].

Barchar: (i can handle basically anything until it's in real kife)

lexarcythyl: (( real life - josh pan ))

Frisky: ((Whenever I think about it, it makes me cover my eyes.))

Barchar: (the second it's real life, I'm really squeamish)

lexarcythyl: (( I like eye gore for some reason ))

lexarcythyl: (( I like reading it ))

The Duet: ((SLar you're about to type out some gore aren't you))

Barchar: (but in games or TV shows I can just take basically anything)

The Duet: ((If you are i'm going to fucking ruin your day))

Barchar: (DO IT. laharl I mean not slarv)

lexarcythyl: (( As the knife inched closer to your eye, you realized that you were not taking this shit. You disappeared and avoided the eye gore. ))

King Hyper: "Howdy!" There are now golden flowers growing on the floor. For some reason they weren't there before.

Barchar: (no gore pls slarverino)

FullArmorJeska: flowers huh?

FullArmorJeska: -takes off her helmet-

FullArmorJeska: you sure you're not Asgore?

King Hyper: * He nods. "Yeah. They're my favorite kind of flowers."

King Hyper: "Nah."

King Hyper: "They are my father's favorite, and my favorite as well."

FullArmorJeska: been busy I see

Fanta: ((Well for some reason I cant fin the uncensored version

Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iTI0D7jdUk but heres some quality shit

lexarcythyl: (( I want to write eye gore about slicing layers off of one's eye ))

King Hyper: "Yeppers. I'm trying to make this look 'normal', I guess."

lexarcythyl: (( Oh wait I just did ))

: Lex [lexarcythyl] is now real life [].

FullArmorJeska: get any further than this room?

: real life [] is now mythisoleucine [].

Fanta: is still sobbing

King Hyper: * He gets up, and opens the door that was originally blocking the dusty enviroment. "A little chunk of New Home, yes."

King Hyper: "..My father was really bad at names."

FullArmorJeska: bet you're not any better

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Fanta: ((Ayy

FullArmorJeska: ((oi

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

: (( Hyper: And I shall designate this location as...."Location 2AZ013566". ))

FullArmorJeska: let me know if we are gonig into any dust areas

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Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

King Hyper: "Nah. Also, I'm good at names!"

King Hyper: "Trust meeee."

Fanta: is on the couch, tucked into a gote ball

FullArmorJeska: -is with hyper

: mythisoleucine [] is now mythisoleucine [Centenario].

King Hyper: "Nah by that we're not going into the dust."

Centenario: Centenario walks back into the bar. He's a 3'1 Nibblonian.

The Duet: The Duet are still singing at the bar counter, doing some kinda long chanty as they sip their drinks.

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

FullArmorJeska: anything else?

King Hyper: * He shuts the door and sits back down at the throne. "Besides that, nope! I'm tired from all of that, so.. we could hang out and chat. I guess."

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [King Hyper].

Fanta: well rip her feeling better then

King Hyper: ((RIP Fanta))

FullArmorJeska: cool

FullArmorJeska: -takes off her arm

FullArmorJeska: armor*

: Yazan [FullArmorJeska] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

Jeska or Jukon: better

King Hyper: "Definitely."

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Jeska or Jukon: you know I wish there was a clone of me in this body

Centenario: "Greetings to all." He says that assuming that people are there on first glance.

Jeska or Jukon: so I could fuck it

Barchar: barchar would like to help Fanta, but, well

King Hyper: * He chuckles.

King Hyper: "Right."

Fanta: ((http://orig05.deviantart.net/d4ce/f/2015/312/5/8/squid_by_muurushiii-d9g173d.jpg

King Hyper: "I'm sure you would love to do that."

Barchar: (ALPHYS NO)

Centenario: (( OH GOD ))

Centenario: (( [i][vomits][/i] ))

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Minion [Minion].

King Hyper: ((AAAAAAAAAA

King Hyper: ((NO))

Minion: enters the bar

King Hyper: ((NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))

Minion: Banana

: mythisoleucine [Centenario] is now mythisoleucine [Minion Hunter].

Jeska or Jukon: ((Undyne: I'm breaking up with you Alphys

Minion Hunter: Mr. Minion Hunter sneaks up behind the little shit---I mean, Minion, and then shoots it right in the eye(s).

Minion Hunter: "I'm sorry, but higher powers make me feel the urge to hunt down these little shits."

Minion: dies

Jeska or Jukon: -flops on the couch-

King Hyper: * He gets up, and sits down next to Jukon.

Barchar: was about to do thqt

: Minion [Minion] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Fanta: wow another earthquake rip

Fanta: doesn't even notice

King Hyper: * He is in his timeline, mind you. Same with Jukon.

King Hyper: ((Fanta: *splits into two fantas* Time to rape myself...))

: mythisoleucine [Minion Hunter] is now mythisoleucine [myth].

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myth: (( yeah i'm gonna go eat something---hi chime ))

King Hyper: ((hi chime

King Hyper: ((hi ad

Gaster: ((hello everyone

Fanta: ((Hoi

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

King Hyper: "Soo.."

King Hyper: "Do you have any conversation topics?"

Fanta: ((You missed my new character

Jeska or Jukon: not at the moment really

Gaster: ((I just saw the fucking minion

Jeska or Jukon: think you'd like to see AD?

Fanta: ((Minions

Fanta: ((Are now cau canon

King Hyper: "Maybe."

King Hyper: "I don't know."

Jeska or Jukon: I'll drag his lazy ass here

King Hyper: * He snickers.

King Hyper: "Alright."

King Hyper: "I can wait."

Barchar: (everything is cau canon)

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Barchar: (infinite dimensions)

King Hyper: ((AD YOU FUCK))

Jeska or Jukon: ((sigh))

The Duet: These two are still singing, right on through the earthquake. They're used to crazy shit happening near them.

Erron: ((OCEAN MAN))

The Duet: "Hey Sis, this is like that time on that boat!" Chello says, laughing.

Jeska or Jukon: I'll go in a minute

Gaster: ((... that means the universe of fifty shades of grey is canon in cau

King Hyper: ((SUMMON AD WITH THE POWER OF CHIN CHIN))

Gaster: ((riiiip

King Hyper: "Yeah. That makes sense."

Fanta: WELL SINCE NO AD

King Hyper: "Might take a while for him to get up and walk five milimeters every minute."

Fanta: IS STILL MISERABLE THEN

Barchar: (the universe of every shitty porn fix is cau canon)

Jeska or Jukon: -fuck it, she went and grabbed AD, whose stiill asleep-

Barchar: (all those sans x reader fics)

Barchar: (canon)

King Hyper: "Wow."

Jeska or Jukon: -throws his lazy ass on the couch-

King Hyper: "He's asleep."

Gaster: ((the random human!au where everyone had an undercut is canon oh no

Fanta: ((Tumblrtale?

King Hyper: "That's sooooo surprising."

Jeska or Jukon: behold the elusive Asriel Dreemuur in his natural state

Gaster: ((no it was someone's random human design but i swear everyone but asgore had an undercut

Fanta: ((Oh my

Jeska or Jukon: it uses its adorableness to dissuade predators

King Hyper: * He places a finger on AD's cheek. "Still as soft as ever."

Gaster: ((don't get me wrong, i like undercuts. I'm probably gonna shave the side of my head when the weather decides it wants to be consistantly warm

Gaster: ((but it's not a style for everyone

Jeska or Jukon: hold on one secord

Jeska or Jukon: -places her hand on both AD's and Hyper's cheek-

Jeska or Jukon: hmmm

King Hyper: "Uh."

Jeska or Jukon: whose softer?

King Hyper: "Totally me?"

Jeska or Jukon: yeah thats seems about right

King Hyper: "Thanks."

King Hyper: "AD is pretty soft, though."

The Duet: (( https://40.media.tumblr.com/88a862e08b1e3aab8282cb3ce83373a2/tumblr_o5kll3qhM21r160zxo1_1280.jpg ))

King Hyper: ((time to buy it))

myth: (( [returns] ))

King Hyper: ((hi walter white))

Jeska or Jukon: -slaps AD across the face, very very hard

myth: (( yeah i'm gonna take a shower ))

King Hyper: "Oh my heavenly lord. He's still awake."

King Hyper: * He couldn't help but laugh.

King Hyper: Asleep*

King Hyper: fuck*

King Hyper: you*

King Hyper: msparp*

King Hyper: lolno*

King Hyper: ilu*

Jeska or Jukon: I bet we could do anything right know and he wouldn't wake up

Jeska or Jukon: now*

King Hyper: "Let's prank him, then."

Jeska or Jukon: how?

The Duet: (( http://sanguynn.deviantart.com/art/Undertale-Battle-Cuts-576760751 Mfw everyone things this is smash ))

King Hyper: * He takes a few flowers from the ground and stuffs them up AD's shirt.

King Hyper: "Comfy."

Gaster: ((so guys, did you see the idea I brought up last night?

King Hyper: ((i didn't))

The Duet: ((For those who don't know, which is everyone, those are done in the style of Disgaea cut-ins, where, whenever 2+ characters attack and are standing near eachother, can initate combo attacks that have these images in them))

Fanta: ((I did

The Duet: ((I did))

Jeska or Jukon: -pulls a few and covers him in flowers-

Gaster: ((i've been expanding it a little, and i kind of want it to be a sort of seedy "entertainment club"

Erron: ((OOOH YEAAAH))

Erron: ((Y tho?))

King Hyper: ((ooo))

The Duet: (( http://sanguynn.deviantart.com/art/Undertale-Battle-Cuts-576760751 Check the "More From" area ))

The Duet: ((This guy is a Disgaea fan and I love them))

Gaster: ((sort of a foil to our grillby's, if you will

Fanta: ((Everyone gets dragged into a strip club

Gaster: ((it'd be run mainly by a gaster, an underfell!grillby, and a muffet

Erron: ((GNA: I'm not supposed to be here...))

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jukon: that should freak him up

Gaster: ((and it wouldn't just be limited to the characters me and mv mentioned in pms

Erron: ((I love this already))

The Duet: ((The Duet would probably be playing music if it isn't a straight up sex dungeon))

King Hyper: "Yeah."

King Hyper: * He raises his fist, as if he wanted to give Jukon a fistbump.

Jeska or Jukon: -fist bumps-

Gaster: ((... what if the front is muffet's bakery

Jeska or Jukon: ((brb, shower time

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

King Hyper: ((Muffet: i serve human bones as a delicacy))

Gaster: ((just so you know here's me and mv's orignal conversation: http://prnt.sc/atmgtx

Erron: ((niiiice))

King Hyper: ((cool

Gaster: ((i don't think it should cater just to gasters, rather, it's open to anyone who knows where it is

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Barchar: (I've kinda been wanting to play a muffet. Unless one of you are really wanting to do her, I might be willing to do so. )

Gaster: ((I'm probably not gonna do the plot until I'm finished thinking of ideas for it

Barchar: (just sayin')

Barchar: (muffet seems fun to llay)

Gaster: ((yeah, i'll probably play the UF!Grillby when i'm done fleshing things out

The Duet: The Duet eventually finish goofing off, and step off their stools at the bar, moving over to the couch, the small microphone comes out of Violin's neck again, and Chello gets ready to play his various instruments.

Barchar: (and then mv or somebody can be scumster)

The Duet: She turns and whispers something to Chello, who scrunches up his wooden face and shakes his head. "No you weeaboo, try an actual song."

Dr. Fintevious: -walks into the bar

Gaster: walks in, with Corsiva close behind.

myth: (( i have returned ))

King Hyper: "I feel like that AD won't wake up for awhile."

The Duet: The microphone just goes back into her neck, and Chello switches out the strings on his chest for what looks like small drums and such on his arm, making a signal for '1 2 3'

Bondertale: enter through the anydoor. Frisk has a little, adorable gaster blaster floating around their hand.

Corsiva: leads her father to a table.

Jeska or Jukon: likely nt

Jeska or Jukon: -lies on him-

: mythisoleucine [myth] is now mythisoleucine [Froggit?].

Jeska or Jukon: Hello Frisk, where did you get that?

The Duet: They just start playing music immediately, it's not the greatest song, but it's pretty well played for two wooden teens playing it as two-men bands.

The Duet: (( https://soundcloud.com/entropy-184927961/untitled-wub-machine-electro ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((opps

Dr. Fintevious: Hello Frisk, where did you get that?

Froggit?: A Froggit hops into the bar.

Froggit?: (( Hypnofroggit ))

King Hyper: "Do you just want to talk for now?"

Jeska or Jukon: sure

Bondertale: "OH, they've gotten sans to teach them some things." they smiled wide, as their eye glowed blue for a quick second. "They've been enjoying it."

The Duet: The Duet don't seem to make any mention of the Froggit as they keep playing the wierd song through the bar, a hat still sitting out for tips of course.

Jeska or Jukon: you its getting really hard to not make innuendos

Dr. Fintevious: thats good to hear

Barchar: (i headcanon that sans's eye is just something that happens when he taps into his more powerful magic, whether he's angry or not)

Barchar: glances at the frog

Dr. Fintevious: -looks for Toriel-

Froggit?: Meow. The Froggit thinks about how to execute its plan.

Bondertale: the blaster looks at Fintevious, charging up. Frisk flailed a bit, making it disappesr

Jeska or Jukon: ha, in-your-end-o

Dr. Fintevious: planning on shooting me?

King Hyper: "Heh."

King Hyper: "I can assume why."

Jeska or Jukon: why?

The Duet: And then the song cuts off halfway through abruptly.

The Duet: Chello and Violin have both started just playing on the strings running down their arms and chest, doing some crazy as all hell violin duel sort of thing.

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King Hyper: "It's your personality. Plus, you think I'm hot."

Froggit?: It thinks about Liberty City.

Froggit?: (( hi ant

Ant: (( I have to take a citizenship test for my political science class. I'm pretty sure it was written by assholes ))

Jeska or Jukon: yeah but shouldn't I hate this and the way I think?

Ant: (( "What's the name of the war between the North and the South?" You'd think the civil war but that's not an option ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((its 625 Ant

King Hyper: "It's fine if you make one every once in awhile."

Jeska or Jukon: but I mean

Ant: (( It was "THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES" another name for the civil war THAT NO ONE FUCKING USES! ))

Jeska or Jukon: I was a slave,

Ant: (( THEY'RE TRYING TO SCREW OVER THE IMMIGRANTS WITH THIS BULLSHIT ))

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck me I honk I'm actually here now))

Jeska or Jukon: forced to do so many things I never wanted to

Asriel_Dreemurr: snaps back to reality.

Ant: (( THEY HAVE QUESTIONS LIKE THAT YET TRUMP THINKS WE NEED A WALL? REALLY? ))

Jeska or Jukon: ((AD was taken to where Hyper and Jukon are

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where am I."

Jeska or Jukon: ((hey is also covered in golden flowers

Froggit?: (( "Fuck me I honk" -AD 2016 ))

King Hyper: ((and his shirt was stuffed with flowers))

The Duet: The Duet are playing violin and chello music at the couch, with a hat out for tips.

Jeska or Jukon: ((he is*

King Hyper: "My place."

The Duet: Chello tips his hat at AD, and keeps playing with his Sister.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH MY FUCK()

Ant: walks in

Jeska or Jukon: finally

King Hyper: "Also, you're finally awake."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((PHONE))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((STOP))

King Hyper: * He snickers.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy."

Corsiva: goes to the hat, and drops in a few coins.

Jeska or Jukon: -laughing herself-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why am I covered in flowers."

King Hyper: "It's a joke!"

The Duet: Violin nods, smiling, and begins playing a bit louder. Chello races to kind of meet up with her.

Froggit?: The Froggit hops over to the hat, dropping a US dollar bill into it.

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Froggit?: Meow. Shit like this was used in LC.

Jeska or Jukon: its funny

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Joke?"

King Hyper: "Yeah!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm so confused."

: mythisoleucine [Froggit?] is now mythisoleucine [Froggit.].

Asriel_Dreemurr: briushes flowers off himself.

Asriel_Dreemurr: Brushes*

The Duet: Chello doesn't get what the hell a dollar bill is, but he would rather just have some damn regular money. He just continues playing. Occasionally the two of them slip in a motif from a random song.

Jeska or Jukon: hows your face, I spapped you around a bit to wake you up

The Duet: Swear to god there was some kind of violin Bonetrousle in there for a second.

Jeska or Jukon: slapped*

King Hyper: * He also somewhat looks like this: http://40.media.tumblr.com/11127c945215aa0ae7763ce1ee790c08/tumblr_nx0v2dfoQT1sb4iyfo1_1280.jpg

King Hyper: * AD wouldn't recognize him.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...kinda hurts, actually."

Ant: (( crap. I gtg ))

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

King Hyper: * He pats AD on the head.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is that Asgore?"

Jeska or Jukon: well consider us even for the time I let you slap my titties around

King Hyper: "It's fine."

King Hyper: "Also, no."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who are you?"

Jeska or Jukon: surpirse surprise you've been kidnapped

King Hyper: "Your grandfather, Goriakkie."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What"

King Hyper: "Just kidding."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."

King Hyper: "I'm Hyper."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Really?"

King Hyper: "Yes."

King Hyper: "And you're in my timeline."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You look pretty different. Not saying that as a bad thing."

King Hyper: * The throne room seems to be perfectly fine.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You actually look pretty nice."

King Hyper: "Thanks."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And so does this place."

Froggit.: (( [url=http://puu.sh/onpAk/0d377530b6.png]meanwhile[/url] ))

King Hyper: "I fixed it myself."

Corsiva: sits on her father's lap. "The music's nice."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh. Good job."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry."

Froggit.: "It's nice to get a break from LC."

King Hyper: "For what?"

Froggit.: Shit. The Froggit stopped itself from continuing to think out loud.

Froggit.: It lets out an "innocent" meow.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "For before. I'm just saying it again because I feel like the worst."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ever."

King Hyper: "It's fine."

King Hyper: "Don't worry about it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

King Hyper: * He gives a quick kiss to AD. On the cheek, though.

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

Jeska or Jukon: -kiss AD too

Jeska or Jukon: -on cheek

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I like what you did with the place."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pretty pretty."

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King Hyper: "I only fixed this area, and a chunk of New Home."

King Hyper: "I'm working on fixing my timeline."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool."

Fanta: ((Ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

King Hyper: "I can't bring anybody back, of course."

King Hyper: ((ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I like your hair."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...that was off topic."

DamnDude: (( Hello everyone, I just woke up ))

Jeska or Jukon: but maybe start anew

Gaster: ((Hey DD.

King Hyper: * He messes with his hair a bit.

Jeska or Jukon: everyone here has really nice hair

King Hyper: "Yeah."

Robo-Frisk: -Walks in- Hey Erron... We're out of Dr. Pepper! Oh hey, everyone.

Jeska or Jukon: though AD is lacking compared to Hype and I

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't have nice hair."

Fanta: well fuck

King Hyper: "Let's dye his head blonde."

DamnDude: (( I can't sleep in cars, but apparently basement floors are OK if I'm not trying to sleep. ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have fur."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No don't."

Hipster Asriel: The "hipster" walks into the bar. "Yo-----" He considers noping the fuck out at the sight of RFrisk.

Jeska or Jukon: I'll hold him down

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll burn you."

King Hyper: "I don't even have dye, anyways."

Jeska or Jukon: damn

Jeska or Jukon: I'll wait until hes asleep anyways

Robo-Frisk: Yo, Hipster, you seen Erron around? I need money for more Dr. Pepper.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yo-fuck this shit I'm out))

Gaster: jerks his head up. He still can't see. "Mmmh, who's here?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Eyyyy))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck this shit I'm out))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll cut off your hair."

King Hyper: * He chuckles.

King Hyper: "We could always wash out the dye."

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah unless you use like, permanent stuff."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon I'll dye your hair yellow."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Neon yellow."

Jeska or Jukon: then I'll just cut it off

King Hyper: "That would ruin her beautiful hair."

Hipster Asriel: "...Erron? [s]The one I want to fuck?[/s] I last saw him yesterday."

Jeska or Jukon: you think I haven't been blad before

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'm gonna sleep with one eye open."

King Hyper: "Good luck."

Froggit.: (( SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN ))

Jeska or Jukon: yah

King Hyper: "You're too lazy to do that, anyways."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah))

King Hyper: "Jukon told me that you could barely lift something up once."

King Hyper: "I think."

Robo-Frisk: Aaah, I see... OH! I think I know where he is! -Turns her hand into a loud speaker and plays "WAKE ME UP" on blast, towards the fridge-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not true."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can probably carry you, Hyper."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm fairly strong."

Erron: -Falls out of the fridge- AGH, FUCK!!

Jeska or Jukon: it was a bit of an exaggeration hype

King Hyper: "Alright, try to do that."

Jeska or Jukon: oh me too

Erron: S-STOP DOING THAT, FRISK!

Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to pick up Hyper.

Gaster: chuckles. "I'm glad to see things haven't changed around here."

King Hyper: * AD fails.

King Hyper: "Wow."

King Hyper: "I'm pretty heavy, despite my looks, huh?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Hipster Asriel: He smiles at Erron. "Hi."

Jeska or Jukon: geez Hype

Erron: -Walks up and hugs HAsriel- Ey.

Jeska or Jukon: you putting on some weight?

King Hyper: "I just weigh a lot. It's mostly muscle."

Jeska or Jukon: how much?

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jukon: 325 lb for me

King Hyper: "I have no idea."

Erron: ((Speaking of fabulous hair...))

Froggit.: (( Joseph: I weigh at least 0.16 pounds. I'm 96% helium. -floats away- ))

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I feel humiliated."

GN Austin: -Walks into the bar with his [url=http://i.imgur.com/OqXENkn.png]FABULOUS Hair[/url]-

Jeska or Jukon: thats pure muscles density and cortin laced bones

Froggit.: "..." It promptly leaves.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm pure goat."

: mythisoleucine [Froggit.] is now mythisoleucine [Hipster Asriel].

Hipster Asriel: "...."

WGD: -enterrs the bar- Hello everyone!

Erron: -His expression goes from Happy to see HAsriel, to OH FUCK, WGD, FRISK, AND AUSTIN ARE IN THE SAME ROOM, WHY ME!?-

Gaster: Hello? I don't believe we've met.

Corsiva: "Papa, it's another you."

King Hyper: "Judging from how I'm around seven feet tall, maybe around 250 pounds? That also counts my robe and the metal piece."

WGD: Ah there he is, the absolutely beautiful Gaster

Gaster: ... I'm married.

King Hyper: ((WGD: Lemme fuck ya real quick!))

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Erron: ((oh bby))

King Hyper: ((Gaster: NO.))

Hipster Asriel: (( joseph is 7'5 and weighs 0.16 pounds ))

WGD: Bah, merely appreciating fine art

Hipster Asriel: (( joseph is 96% helium ))

WGD: you see you and I a bit of the same,

Gaster: holds Corsiva closer. "Mmh hm..."

WGD: but there are some difference

King Hyper: "Basically, AD can't lift around 260 pounds."

Hipster Asriel: "........"

Fanta: is curled up on the couch

Gaster: I assume you're not blind?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's a lot."

WGD: for example I clearly have a better taste in fashion

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WGD: by no means am I blind

King Hyper: "That's because I'm tall."

Jeska or Jukon: lemme lfit you Hype

King Hyper: (('Ello, Raven!))

Fanta: ((Ayy

GN Austin: -Looks around-

Jeska or Jukon: 260 is nothing

Erron: ((Ayy

Gaster: ((Hi Raven!

Gaster: ((<3

King Hyper: "Alright."

King Hyper: ((<3

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm gonna leave."

King Hyper: ((x)

Hipster Asriel: (( yo ))

Jeska or Jukon: why?

Gaster: ... Better taste indeed. Hmph.

King Hyper: "Why?"

WGD: lets not be bitter, we can help each other

Gaster: How?

...: ((*waves at everyone*

: mythisoleucine [Hipster Asriel] is now mythisoleucine [].

WGD: well I might know a way to help your eyes

Gaster: ((*waves back*

: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]Delta rolls into the bar. Beep. He looks very similar to BB-8.[/color]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I feel weak now."

Gaster: Oh?

: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]"Greetings to all."[/color]

Asriel_Dreemurr: is joking.

Asriel_Dreemurr: obviously.

King Hyper: "How dare you."

King Hyper: "You can lift."

Gaster: I think you're a bit out of luck. It appears my eyes are healing on their own.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can't lift."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bro."

WGD: suppose so,

Gaster: It's slow, but it's happening.

King Hyper: "You can."

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

WGD: -sits on a table- has everything been fixed then? including the CORE incident

King Hyper: "Yes."

Gaster: frowns. "I'm not sure what you're talking about."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

King Hyper: "Yes.'

King Hyper: "*

WGD: -fashionably shrugs- off well, you try to hand someone an olive branch and you get the spear

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

Gaster: No, really, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Erron: -Looks at WGD with a fucking [url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/4/48/Mala_peridot.png/revision/latest?cb=20150109150935]death stare[/url]-

King Hyper: * He pulls out a twenty pound weight and hands it to AD.

King Hyper: "Yes."

Hipster Asriel: He looks at Erron, an "uh." look on his face.

King Hyper: "You can."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Twenty is nothing."

: (( Shit tier pixelling http://puu.sh/onr0l/4c30808ce0.png ))

King Hyper: * He materializes a one hundred pound weight and hands it to AD.

WGD: oh look, one of the bar companions is hitting on me

Asriel_Dreemurr: lifts.

Gaster: I can't. In case you missed the memo, I'm blind.

WGD: oh before I go here, -hands Gaster a plate of grab rangoon-

King Hyper: "You can lift."

Gaster: takes it. "Corsiva, what's this?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...huh."

WGD: my chief made it, let me know how it tastes

Corsiva: takes a curious nibble. "It's crab..."

WGD: bye-byes -walks to Erron-

King Hyper: * He grins.

King Hyper: "I told you."

Gaster: tastes it as well. "Mmh. It's okay."

Hipster Asriel: He stands next to Erron. oh shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess so."

Asriel_Dreemurr: grins aswell.

Jeska or Jukon: so now AD wants to work out

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."

Asriel_Dreemurr: drops the weight.

Erron: . . .

WGD: hi there I'm the announcer for a fun new family game

King Hyper: * The weight dematerializes.

WGD: wanna guess the game?

Erron: The Death of WGD?

King Hyper: ((Erron: Sex?))

Hipster Asriel: "..." He chuckles.

WGD: no no, that was the first two games -slings his arm around Erron and HAsriel-

WGD: how about a quick selife first?

Erron: -Takes WGD's arm off of HAsriel- Don't fuckin' touch him...

Hipster Asriel: He nervously looks at Erron and WGD. He has many questions but is a bit rattled---o

WGD: ohhh Erron, you're ruining this perfect good moment

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should I go back to the bar?"

Erron: You're an ass.

King Hyper: "If you go back, just know that I'm staying here."

WGD: I'd hate for sometthing bad to happen to someone elsewhere

King Hyper: "For now."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."

Erron: W-What are you implying?

King Hyper: "Unless it's really important."

Gaster: slowly nibbles at the crab rangoons.

WGD: so I'll forgive you if and him take that selfie with me

Gaster: ((funnily enough

Hipster Asriel: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think is like to return. I will visit, though."

Gaster: ((i had crab rangoon for dinner last night

Asriel_Dreemurr: I'd*

: (( good shit ))

WGD: if you and*

Erron: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!?

King Hyper: "Thank you."

WGD: come on lets not ruin this moment

: (( I'm gonna put the blues clues chair in this pixel art ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It was nice to see you."

King Hyper: "Also, I don't have a bed here yet, so don't think about it."

King Hyper: "It was nice to see you, too."

Erron: -Pins this fucker against a wall- ANSWER ME, FUCKER!

WGD: -stands nexto HAsriel with a phone- join in Erron

Asriel_Dreemurr: waves good bye, returning to the bar.

WGD: temper temper Erron, you'll damage my suit

Jeska or Jukon: later AD

Hipster Asriel: He looks nervous as fuck. "......uh......" He gives an obvious and weak forced smile at the camera.

Erron: I'LL DAMAGE YOUR SOUL!

King Hyper: "Now it's just us."

King Hyper: ((Jukon: lets fuck))

Asriel_Dreemurr: walks in.

Jeska or Jukon: Wanna make out?

Jeska or Jukon: nah I'm jk

Corsiva: "There's another Asriel."

King Hyper: "Good."

WGD: -sees AD- Ah AD, there you are!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How- ohh great."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck me."

Erron: AD... Run!

WGD: would you mind getting this mindless brute off me?

King Hyper: ((WGD: gladly))

Asriel_Dreemurr: turns around.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck this."

King Hyper: ((

WGD: poor Jeska

WGD: and maybe Jukon too

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Asriel_Dreemurr: turns around.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck you."

WGD: what a way to go

King Hyper: "I wouldn't want you to cheat on AD."

Erron: ((One sec, switching to 3DS))

: Erron [Erron] disconnected.

Jeska or Jukon: I know, I was joking

King Hyper: "I know."

Jeska or Jukon: I'm gonna go see AD

King Hyper: "Alright."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't do anything."

King Hyper: "Goodbye."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't care what I have to do."

WGD: then say this will just take a moment

King Hyper: "I'll go in there if I have to, okay?"

Bondertale: Frisk shrugged awkwardly. "They're...not easy to control, I'm afraid." Toriel was the one talking, dude, frisk is still very mute

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

WGD: stay*

: Erron [Erron] joined chat.

Erron: ...

WGD: -phases through Erron and walks to AD-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

WGD: so that party

Hipster Asriel: "..." He just has a "what the fuck" look on his face.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What."

Jeska or Jukon: see you in a bit Hyper

Gaster: Whoa! Dad, why can't you do that?

Erron: -shudders-

Gaster: ((THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CORSIVA

Gaster: ((AAAH

King Hyper: "Seeya. If you need me, don't be afraid to ask."

WGD: I want you to wear your finest clothing

Jeska or Jukon: yeah sure

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I like this."

King Hyper: ((Gaster: Daaadddyyy...))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Must I wear a suit?"

King Hyper: "Suuuure."

Erron: ((Gaster's father is here confirmed

Erron: ...

Barchar: (gross wgd)

King Hyper: "Anyways, bye."

King Hyper: "Have fun."

WGD: it is a party after all, you'll be meeting at a human assebly

: mythisoleucine [] is now mythisoleucine [Hipster Asriel].

Jeska or Jukon: assembly*

Barchar: (barchar is gaster's dad. She had a sex change.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Hipster Asriel: He walks over to Erron. "What the hell was that....?"

WGD: oh and you can take Jeska with you

Barchar: (in this case, she's his dad in the sense that she was the fertilizer)

Gaster: ... A party?

Jeska or Jukon: -leaves Hyper and walks into the bar-

Erron: That guy? He tried to kill me and AD before.

Jeska or Jukon: ...damnit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Gaster, it's not a good party."

Hipster Asriel: "Oh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm probably going to kill people."

Gaster: I see. I suppose I won't be attending, then."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not my choice."

Asriel_Dreemurr: turns to his timeline.

WGD: I'd say you could take Erron, but I'm afraid he is a mindless brute with no tact

Erron: -looks at WGD- FUCK YOU!

WGD: I'll keep yoiu updated by your phone so I suggest you keep it

Asriel_Dreemurr: returns. He's wearing a nice tux, and a black bow tie.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is this fine?"

WGD: on its not now my dear boy

WGD: oh*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck."

WGD: but yes, you look ravishing

Gaster: shudders a little.

Hipster Asriel: "..."

Erron: . . .

King Hyper: ((WGD: i'd tap that))

Hipster Asriel: "The hell."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd rather die."

Erron: Is he hitting on AD.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then have you flirt with me."

WGD: -claps his hands-oh look at the time!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

WGD: I'm afraid this session must come to a close

Hipster Asriel: (( HAsriel: damnit i was going to ask erron out BUT NOOOPE ))

Hipster Asriel: (( WGD: get fucked --- literally speaking ))

WGD: oh but how I do enjoy eveyone's company

Erron: GO! You can leave!

WGD: in due time brute, but first Gaster. How was is the crab

Jeska or Jukon: was the*

Asriel_Dreemurr: sits on the couch, and actually looks pretty good in what he is wearing.

Jeska or Jukon: -joins him-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey."

Gaster: It was alright.

WGD: alright? ALRIGHT!?!

Erron: ...oh boy

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Gaster: holds his daughter closer.

WGD: that is the last time I kidnap a celeberity chief

King Hyper: ((WGD: Alright?! Alright?! ALRIGHT?!?!?))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "leave."

Gaster: Get. Out.

Hipster Asriel: (( Grillby kicks WGD out ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Feeble. Feeble! FEEBLE!))

Hipster Asriel: "Get the hell out...."

Erron: ((AlrightAlrightAlrightAlrightAlrightAlright...))

WGD: if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to

WGD: tootles! -waves his bony fingers at eveyone

King Hyper: ((Grillby: ................out. now.))

WGD: -leaves-

Gaster: ... So long.

Erron: -looks at HA- You see why we hate this asshole?

Hipster Asriel: "Yeah."

Hipster Asriel: "Definitely."

Barchar: (Is this happening in the bar?)

Jeska or Jukon: -sighs-

Jeska or Jukon: ((it did

Barchar: (k)

Jeska or Jukon: you look fucking great though AD

Erron: I'm glad I'm not goin' to his party... I feel bad for AD.

Barchar: wants to kill that guy

Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: puts his face in his hands.

Barchar: nobody flirts with her asriels. Except for the people she let's do that.

Hipster Asriel: (( AD: -literally rips his face off and gently places it in his hands- ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chara can come and actually console him now))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Hipster Asriel: (( Barchar: there, there, it's okay, now let's fuck! <3 ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not gonna look good when it's bloodstained."

Jeska or Jukon: no

Jeska or Jukon: but maybe I can do it

Barchar: (jukon: "I like this plan" )

Hipster Asriel: (( Jukon: as long as it involves blood I'm sold ))

Barchar: (jukonchardreemurr)

Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes his head.

Barchar: (ot3)

King Hyper: ((Jukon: as long as i can fuck you in the end i'll do it))

Barchar: stands up, kneeling down to ad. "It's okay, Asriel. I know he's a bad person. I can try to kill him if you want."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Hipster Asriel: (( i uh ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, he'll kill BAsriel."

Hipster Asriel: (( i need to make another visual representation of hipster asriel ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to them, and smiles.

Erron: (k)

Barchar: "I don't have to use basriel."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...yeah."

Gaster: sighs. "Why is it every time I meet myself, I turn out to be an asshole?"

Barchar: "Make his brain think he's I immense pain. One of you can seal the deal."

Hipster Asriel: (( TLCGaster, hooooooooooooooooooo boy ))

Barchar: "Cut off his flow of adrenaline."

Asriel_Dreemurr: has a warm smile.

Barchar: (hooo)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I always likes my Chara."

Asriel_Dreemurr: Liked*

Erron: -sits down in a booth, only to see GN Austin in front of him- Oh no...

King Hyper: ((AD: ..I saw my Chara naked once. That was when I first got turned on.))

Hipster Asriel: (( Joseph's real theme is the GTA 4 theme ))

Barchar: smiles wide at that. At least something can make her feel happy after...she sighs

Barchar: ("you wanna recreate that")

Hipster Asriel: (( AD: I also fucked her, so, yeah. -wink- ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Do you want to sit down?"

Jeska or Jukon: -leans on AD

GN Austin: -does an awful Metta imppresion- OH YES!

Jeska or Jukon: we'll get through this, we always have

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He appears next to GNA. "oh boy"

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "you forgotten about me yet?" Miaou.

Erron: ...did, that cat just talk?

Barchar: with bazzy's control over his body barchar could theoretically make iy look like her ghost form. Did kind of ruin the point of using an Asriel in the first place, thouvh

Hipster Asriel: "This shit's fucked."

GN Austin: Uuuuhm...

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "you kinda pick english up after living in hell for a few, say, million years"

Erron: ...

Barchar: "Sure! <3" she stands up, twirling girlishly and sitting on the couch