Hatsune Miku: ((I didn't put that there.

Hatsune Miku: ((Mobile, why))

: Frisky stole Vivien's green eggs and ham dear lord [Hatsune Miku] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hatsune Miku].

Alphys: pulls out a cellphone with multiple gadgets and science-y stuff attached "i-i've been upgrading my c-cellphone!"

Glamor: [font=glamor]Cool![/font]

Ant: walks in

Glamor: [font=glamor]With what?[/font]

MettatonSEX: Hello, Ant.

Hatsune Miku: ((i'm gonna wait after ant does his stuff before i roleplay hatsinne miku))

Hatsune Miku: ((i did say i would roleplay her))

Jamie (Judas): -Whistles a mysterious tune-

Ant: (( Ant: "I have decided to come out...in the form of a song...that song is called Genderwall" ))

MettatonSEX: ((NICE

Hatsune Miku: ((omf

Bondertale: (totaka's song?)

MettatonSEX: How have you been?

Hatsune Miku: ((i do need to think about how hatsune miku would enter the bar though))

MettatonSEX: ((tru

Alphys: "just some more games and a b-better camera, it's not a-all that science-y, to be h-honest"

Ant: "I've been queer"

Ant: ((10/10 best coming out speech))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh, but you had to have done some science.[/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((how do you think hatsune miku would enter the bar, mv?))

Hatsune Miku: ((like this character is gonna match all your HCs so

MettatonSEX: Same. I'm glad you're open about this.

Ant: "Yep"

MettatonSEX: ((dude this isnt my character idfk make her come in with a sparkle of lights

Bondertale: (she just pops up like she's a hologram)

Hatsune Miku: ((ok))

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Ant: casually sits down on the couch. Ok they're out I guess

Bondertale: (cause she's like a computer or some shit)

Hatsune Miku: ((idfk either welcome to club idfk))

Fanta: ((Ayy

Hatsune Miku: ((also this hatsune miku will be a robot))

Barchar: gives and a thumbs up.

Ant: (( Robotsune Miku ))

Bondertale: (have her do something roboty then)

MettatonSEX: ((dont do mettaton

Hatsune Miku: ((i won't))

Alphys: "j-just some minor m-mechanical upgrades, nothing incredibly s-special"

Ant: (( Have her have an affair with a limo. I heard robots like to do that. ))

Fanta: ((Finished concert

GN Austin: ((wb

Fanta: ((Was badass

Hatsune Miku: ((there's a thin line between robot singer and a sexy "OHHHH YESSS"))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Ohh. Did you make the camera yourself?[/font]

Fanta: ((That song is so fun

Hatsune Miku: ((also cool slarvath

MettatonSEX: ((metta is a singer

MettatonSEX: ((hi slarv

Hatsune Miku: ((yes ik))

Fanta: ((When i get home

Hatsune Miku: ((but there's a thin line between how i interpret their personalities))

Fanta: ((Its time

MettatonSEX: ((for metta there is no line

Hatsune Miku: ((yes

MettatonSEX: ((oh

Fanta: ((For fun

Hatsune Miku: ((oh boy))

Ant: (( HC: Alki created their own miku robot because they're secretly a lot like alphys ))

MettatonSEX: ((metta's more of a dick than miku would be

Hatsune Miku: ((yeah))

Hatsune Miku: ((miku would be a lil' self centered like you said but not a little bit of a dick))

Bondertale: (what is it time fir)

MettatonSEX: ((yes

MettatonSEX: ((idk

MettatonSEX: ((porn?

Bondertale: (i guess fanta's two day limit on barchar is up, so thats a thing)

Alphys: gets excited "Y-yeah!! I-it's much better than the o-original camera the phone came w-with!"

Hatsune Miku: ((gaston porn?))

Bondertale: (its always time for porn)

Fanta: ((Wait what no

Glamor: [font=glamor]Nice![/font]

Fanta: ((Do you not remeber that it was yesterday you fuccboi

Glamor: [font=glamor]I bet it took lots of precision. Did you do it all by yourself?[/font]

Fanta: one day left before she shanks the bitch

Barchar: is trying dammit

Alphys: nods happily

Barchar: patience ya marauding amalgamate

Fanta: glares from the mist

Glamor: [font=glamor]Wow![/font]

Jamie (Judas): -Is gloating about how powerful he is-

Glamor: [font=glamor]I wish I could do things like that.[/font]

Ant: (( Why does the fact that Rogue One is coming out so soon after Force Awakens kinda worry me? ))

Hatsune Miku: * go eat shit fanta

MettatonSEX: rolls his eyes, and moves his hand as if mocking Jamie.

Fanta: * kinky

MettatonSEX: ((meta you ass

Hatsune Miku: ((Eh, I dunno.))

MettatonSEX: ((*metta

Fanta: ((Wait whats rogue one

Ant: orders a glass of chocolate milk

Hatsune Miku: ((the new star wars movie

Alphys: "i-i bet you could learn! i think y-you would be a natural at science-y s-stuff! your dad g-gaster IS a scientist!

Alphys: "

Hatsune Miku: ((it's not episode 8 though

Fanta: ((Lolwut

Fanta: ((Its been four months

Glamor: [font=glamor]I know, but... I get really shaky when I do things because I'm afraid I'll mess up.[/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((i think it takes place in the middle of the original trilogy))

Hatsune Miku: ((i think the basic plot is this rogue girl person thing tries to find the weakness of the deathstar or some shit))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-His hair seems to droop.-[/font]

Ant: (( It's the stealing of the death star plans so it's between Revenge of the Sith and a New hope ))

Hatsune Miku: ((yeah

Alphys: "yeah, i-i understand. i'm shaky t-too. but once you practice a lot it g-gets easier"

Ant: (( It's weird seeing the original style storm troopers in a new movie ))

Hatsune Miku: ((mhm

Glamor: [font=glamor]Well, if you can power through it...[/font]

Fanta: ((I dunno imma just wait until episode 8 comes out

Jamie (Judas): -Flipping the red knife he used to kill his mentor-

Ant: (( I really don't get why they even made Rogue One tbh. Also...It's technically a prequel.... ))

Ant: (( So... ))

Barchar: isn't saying anything, you know.

Hatsune Miku: ((well hopefully the director is better than george lucas with prequels))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-his hair reverts to its usual bounce- Then you can help me power through, because you know what to do.[/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((i pray to god that there will be a good star wars prequel))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles-[/font]

Alphys: grins "y-yeah!"

Ant: (( It doesn't seem anywhere near as bad as the prequels. But it also just seemed like a kinda average movie ))

Bondertale: (force awakens?)

Fanta: ((When i get home

Hatsune Miku: ((yeah

MettatonSEX: looks to Alphys and his son.

Hatsune Miku: ((force awakens was amazing

Hatsune Miku: ((imo at least

MettatonSEX: You two are getting along well.

Ant: (( Force Awakens was really good rogue one just kinda looks about one step up from a marvel movie ))

Hatsune Miku: ((yeah

Ant: (( So like an xmen movie ))

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy].

MettatonSEX: That's good. Incredible, even.

Azzy: ((Soon))

Azzy: ((Because i have nothing i wanna rp lel))

Hatsune Miku: ((so you're gonna be possessed now?))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah. Thanks.[/font]

MettatonSEX: For what?

Azzy: ((I was before))

Hatsune Miku: ((ik

Glamor: [font=glamor]For being proud of me.[/font]

Bondertale: (ooh, this is gonna be fun)

Hatsune Miku: ((but will you be possessed again

Azzy: ((This time he can have the whole hand and also not be on fucking shitty android))

Azzy: ((Yep))

MettatonSEX: Glamor, you don't have to thank me for that.

Hatsune Miku: ((cool

Hatsune Miku: ((i wanna meet him

MettatonSEX: I'm almost always proud of you.

Azzy: ((I wanna teach him to type))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Really?[/font]

Azzy: ((Do not corrupt the child))

Hatsune Miku: ((ok

MettatonSEX: Absolutely.

Hatsune Miku: ((i'll try not to

Hatsune Miku: ((can i teach him memes?))

Azzy: ((Actually hes a teenager do whatever the fuck you want))

Hatsune Miku: ((ok

MettatonSEX: goes up to the duo, kneels down, and hugs them both in a warm hug.

Bondertale: (this child is gonna get so corrupted dude)

Hatsune Miku: ((meh

Bondertale: (doesn't he have your memories anyway how can he not be ckrruoted)

Hatsune Miku: ((he will be fine))

MettatonSEX: ((dont make him end up like glamor

: Ant's connection timed out.

Alphys: hugs mettaton and glamor

: Yazan [Dr. Fintevious] joined chat.

Azzy: ((He does have my memories, if he wants to look at them))

: Ant [Ant] joined chat.

Bondertale: (he knows that you A: jacked off to him and b: role played him having sex with HIMSELF)

Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs Mettaton and Alphys-[/font]

Bondertale: (i don't care how much of an innocent child you are that shit is gonna corrupt you)

Ant: (( gtg ))

MettatonSEX: ((bye

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

Hatsune Miku: ((bye ant

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Azzy: ((Probably why he became a teenager))

: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] disconnected.

Glamor: [font=glamor]You guys are great.[/font]

MettatonSEX: So are you.

Alphys: "y-you're great too, g-glamor!"

MettatonSEX: And, you know, Alphys... I never thought I would say this, but I'm starting to trust you.

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Glamor: [font=glamor]-blushes a bright pink- You think I'm great?[/font]

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Hatsune Miku: ((Mettaton: BUT DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD))

Hatsune Miku: ((Mettaton: unless you're giving him a lolipop))

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton: if you hurt him on purpose i will murder you

Alphys: grins "you're r-really great!"

Glamor: [font=glamor]!!![/font]

Azzy: ((Anyway yeah hes probably corrupt already but dont help))

Hatsune Miku: ((Mettaton: if you trip him on purpose then i will fucking wipe you off the face of this planet))

MettatonSEX: unhugs, but stays at about eye level to both.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Thank you so much, Alphys! You're great too![/font]

MettatonSEX: You are pretty great.

Alphys: blushes "r-really?"

MettatonSEX: You're a friend of my son, you haven't hirt anyone on purpose, and you aren't a total asshole like the Alphys I knew from my timeline.

MettatonSEX: Therefore, you are great.

MettatonSEX: *hurt

Hatsune Miku: ((Mettaton: You will remain great unless you encourage my son to rob the bank and get arrested.))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Also you're a scientist like papa, and you build things like dad![/font]

MettatonSEX: ((frisky please

Hatsune Miku: ((Mettaton: It takes a lot of time and effort to get people out of jail, you know.))

MettatonSEX: ((dude hes rich

Hatsune Miku: ((yeah

Azzy: ((K here goes))

Hatsune Miku: ((he can bail

MettatonSEX: ((metta could pay bail

Hatsune Miku: ((it's like saying it takes a lot of time and effort to pay bail))

Hatsune Miku: ((it makes no logical sense))

Hatsune Miku: ((like me))

MettatonSEX: ((obviously

Alphys: blushes more "that's so n-nice, t-thank you both!"

Hatsune Miku: ((like sometimes i say things that i have no idea what i'm even saying in the first place))

Glamor: [font=glamor]I'd only tell the truth.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Of course.

Alphys: hugs glamor

Hatsune Miku: ((Azzy, are you alive?))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs back, humming abit.-[/font]

DamnDude: (( Oh shit. Azzy killed Slar. ))

Hatsune Miku: ((If I said what that would technically be, I would be breaking Rule 2.))

MettatonSEX: ((no, shut up

Jamie (Judas): I can't believe i'm "King of the Demons"

Hatsune Miku: ((i know yeesh))

Azzy: ((hi))

Hatsune Miku: ((hi azzy

MettatonSEX: ((its the creation that kills

MettatonSEX: ((hello

DamnDude: (( ...Now you're making me think about this logically. ))

Bondertale: (hi Azzy. Welcome to our special hell. )

Hatsune Miku: ((I may be idiotic at times, but I'm smart enough to remember shit and to not do bad shit.))

DamnDude: (( But MV is right in this very specific situation, that situation being that we're in this chat room. ))

Hatsune Miku: ((Anyways, hello Azzy, I am Frisky Whiskington.))

: Yazan [Dr. Fintevious] joined chat.

Hatsune Miku: ((It is very nice to meet you!))

Hatsune Miku: ((I hope that we can be friends.))

Hatsune Miku: ((hi yazan we're talking to slarv's tulpa

Hatsune Miku: ((kinda

MettatonSEX: ((i'm magevaati, aka mv, and it's nice to meet you.

Bondertale: ( *thumbs up* )

: Yazan's connection timed out.

GN Austin: ((Ay Azzy. I'm GN Austin, I play as characters from an entierly different universe.))

DamnDude: (( [s] Yeah, I'm not going to take part in someone losing there mind, back to smash [/s] ))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Alphys, you're really super great. You got dad to like you, that's an achievement.[/font]

Bondertale: (I'm flame. But I mean I guess you prolly know all this shit?)

MettatonSEX: chuckles.

Azzy: ((rebel))

Hatsune Miku: ((Oh, wow. You're a rebel?))

Jamie (Judas): -Still fucking gloating. (God what an asshole)-

Azzy: ((oh lord what the fuck, this is slar))

Hatsune Miku: ((what

Bondertale: (is Azzy trying to kill yiu)

Azzy: ((idk what he doin))

MettatonSEX: ((rebel?))

Alphys: "t-thank you so much, that m-means a lot to m-me"

Azzy: ((i have the right hand and he has the left))

Alphys: "you're a r-really amazing friend"

Bondertale: (is that with a stressed e or an unstressed e)

Glamor: [font=glamor]It means a lot to us, too.[/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((Ah.))

Bondertale: (is it a noun or a verb)

Hatsune Miku: ((Slarv, what does Azzy seem to be doing?))

MettatonSEX: It does.

Bondertale: (i like to think he and Azzy are just having a tug of war, trying to both get messages through)

Bondertale: (take turns)

Glamor: [font=glamor]Thank YOU so much. You're a great friend, too.[/font]

MettatonSEX: You must be, if you've befriended my son.

Hatsune Miku: ((I like to think that Azzy raises the left arm in the air and slowly brings the finger down to the keyboard and it takes like thirty seconds to type one letter))

Alphys: grins and blushes

Azzy: ((you friends))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-gives Alphys a kiss on the cheek- Dad sometimes does this to his friends.[/font]

MettatonSEX: ((yes

Azzy: ((brb getting my phone so I can chat with just one hand))

MettatonSEX: Glamor oh my god.

Alphys: !!

MettatonSEX: blushes a deep mauve, hiding his face in his hands.

Hatsune Miku: ((we're friends

Azzy: ((The one with capitals is me))

Bondertale: (gees Azzy are you a dang caveman or somethin'? Naw, jk, the fact you're talking at all is nothing short of a miracle I won't rag on you for grammar)

GN Austin: ((So no one told you life was gonna me this way!))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Don't deny it![/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((*gives azzy a kiss on the cheek because that's what dad sometimes does to his friends*

GN Austin: ((be*))

Alphys: giggles

MettatonSEX: You don't have to act exactly like me oh man... It's because I'm affectionate. You don't have to do that.

Glamor: [font=glamor]But I wanna.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Alright, just don't say I do it. People know I do that.

Hatsune Miku: ((Glamor wants to be fabulous like his father.))

MettatonSEX: ((bitch he already is

Azzy: ((we friends))

Hatsune Miku: ((indeed

Hatsune Miku: ((yes, azzy, we're friends))

MettatonSEX: ((yes we are

Hatsune Miku: ((can we shake hands?))

Bondertale: (that is an accurate statement)

Hatsune Miku: ((-extends hand-))

Hatsune Miku: ((shake my hand, please))

GN Austin: ((*Friends theme song*))

Hatsune Miku: ((we're friends, and that's what friends do))

Azzy: ((ok))

Bondertale: (i...frisky that's just...whatever.)

Azzy: ((*squees from the right hand*))

Hatsune Miku: ((nice))

Bondertale: (this is very strange but also kinda cool )

Hatsune Miku: ((make sure not to kiss me, though))

Hatsune Miku: ((don't pull off a glamor))

MettatonSEX: ((excuse

Azzy: ((Where is he going))

Azzy: ((Azzy has left the keyboard))

Hatsune Miku: ((mv i'm not insulting glamor))

Hatsune Miku: ((i'm just sayin'

MettatonSEX: ((i know, just messing with ya

Hatsune Miku: ((ok, cool cool))

Azzy: ((mine))

Hatsune Miku: ((Who is yours?))

Hatsune Miku: ((Me?))

Azzy: ((I have no clue what he means btw, i can barely manage this))

Hatsune Miku: ((ok))

Hatsune Miku: ((So, Azzy, do you think I'm cool?))

Azzy: ((people))

Hatsune Miku: ((Yeah, I'm a real person!))

Hatsune Miku: ((Do you think I'm cool, though?))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-leans his head on Alphys. His hair feels like jelly.-[/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((You say yes or no.))

Azzy: ((yes))

Hatsune Miku: ((Aww, thanks! You're cool, too!))

Azzy: ((Well hes getting faster which is good))

Alphys: smiles and pats glamor's head

Hatsune Miku: ((He also thinks I'm cool omf))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-giggles-[/font]

Bondertale: (this is adorable )

Bondertale: (strange, but adorable )

Azzy: ((And also watching your hand move by itself is the trippiest thing ever))

Hatsune Miku: ((So, Azzy, which do you prefer? Cinnamon or butterscotch?))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Hatsune Miku: ((You say either cinnamon, or butterscotch.))

Azzy: ((b))

Hatsune Miku: ((Do you know who B is?))

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Hatsune Miku: ((He's a person who roleplays here!))

Bondertale: ( *writes this down* )

Azzy: ((Imma take control back soon, i need to change and get a shower))

Hatsune Miku: ((Mmkay.))

Hatsune Miku: ((-hands Azzy an imaginary purple bowtie-

Azzy: ((brye))

Hatsune Miku: ((This may not be real, but this shows that you're an awesome person.))

Hatsune Miku: (((Bye bye!))

Alphys: "g-glamor, what's your hair made of? it f-feels like jelly"

MettatonSEX: ((bye

Glamor: [font=glamor]It's ectoplasm![/font]

Azzy: ((Frisky that was great))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Compressed ghost, pretty much.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Mmhm.

Hatsune Miku: ((Thanks.))

Hatsune Miku: ((Did I do something right?))

Bondertale: (god he's fucking adorable)

Isaac: -Walks in- Hey, Jamie... Have you seen Lilith? I can't find her anywhere.

MettatonSEX: The smaller the compressed ghost, the thicker it is.

GN Austin: ((Wait, who is Azzy?

Hatsune Miku: ((Slarv's tulpa))

Azzy: ((Are you serious Austin))

Azzy: ((This whole time))

GN Austin: ((I was not paying attention to anything))

GN Austin: ((I was watching Enter the Gungeon))

Hatsune Miku: ((you should of slarv's adorable tulpa was talking

Azzy: ((I had the voices in my head use my hand))

GN Austin: ((Oh cool))

Hatsune Miku: ((Slarv, what did I do right?))

Azzy: ((Im glad u like him :3))

Azzy: ((The questions))

Alphys: "i-i understand. it feels k-kinda cool!"

Azzy: ((He didn't know what to type at first))

Hatsune Miku: ((Ah.))

GN Austin: ((I'll be there next time))

Hatsune Miku: ((Yeah, I told him to either pick something or something, so he would know what to do.))

Hatsune Miku: ((This is a WIP tulpa, after all))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh, really? You can feel it as much as you want, just don't take big chunks out.[/font]

Azzy: ((Hence the one word answers))

Hatsune Miku: ((mhm))

Azzy: ((I still have no clue what rebel meant))

MettatonSEX: ((im still confused on rebel

Azzy: ((I'll ask him after my shower))

Azzy: ((Be back in like 20-30))

: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] disconnected.

Jamie (Judas): Isaac, shouldn't you be bowing to the new "King of Demons?"

Isaac: YOU FUCKING DIDNT!

Jamie (Judas): -Slow triumphant nod-

Bondertale: (Azzy will rise up and kill slarv from the inside)

GN Austin: ((oh no))

Bondertale: (then he will truly rebel)

Alphys: gently pets glamor's hair and feeling the texture

Hatsune Miku: ((Maybe he is saying that he's a rebel

Hatsune Miku: ((or we're all rebels))

Isaac: -Grabs Jamie by the vest- YOU ASSHOLE! WHY DID YOU KILL HER!?

Bondertale: (i think the former)

Bondertale: (i dunno how, but...somehow )

Jamie (Judas): I... I E-Earned my title!

Glamor: [font=glamor]-giggles- It kinda tickles.[/font]

MettatonSEX: is saying nothing about his soul.

Hatsune Miku: ((I really like how I could talk to Azzy though))

Isaac: SHE WAS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE TEAM!

Hatsune Miku: ((it was like talking to a baby and i love babies))

Jamie (Judas): What, were you in love with her or something?

Isaac: . . .

Jamie (Judas): Oh my god... Isaac, I'm sorry.

Bondertale: (srsly he's fucking adorable)

Alphys: smiles

GN Austin: ((i'll be sure to meet him next time))

Bondertale: (that wasn't how I expected him to act but it was still great)

Hatsune Miku: ((I didn't expect him to do too much

Hatsune Miku: ((Like, he was just like I expected

Isaac: G-Give her soul to me, so we can get her restored!

Hatsune Miku: ((A tulpa learning to talk to others through typing))

Jamie (Judas): No... I earned my title!

: Bondertale [Bondertale] disconnected.

Hatsune Miku: ((it's like a four year old just learning to type))

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Glamor: [font=glamor]Ooh. Oh, Alphy, you could totally take like a little piece and do science on it! You can take a little bit of it, and it stays intact as long as I live.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Alphy?

Bondertale: (i dunno. I just expected that he'd, like...have grammar down. But I don't know what to expect with this kinda thing.)

Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah, A[/font]

MettatonSEX: *Alphy!

MettatonSEX: FUCK THAT WAS GLAMOR

Glamor: [font=glamor]*Alphy[/font]

Isaac: You... Self-Centered, Narcissistic, ASSHOLE! -Throws Jamie across the room-

GN Austin: ((Brb guys))

: GN Austin [GN Austin] disconnected.

Alphys: "wow, r-really?"

Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah![/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((I don't know why but it made me really happy that Azzy said 'yes' to me being cool))

Hatsune Miku: ((even though it's such a simple question))

Bondertale: (its cause it's fucking adorable dude)

Alphys: "a-are you sure?"

Hatsune Miku: ((of course))

Glamor: [font=glamor]As long as it's not more than like five inches.[/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((it put me in a happy mood))

Hatsune Miku: ((which is good))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles-[/font]

Alphys: "a-alright then.."

Alphys: very carefully pulls off a small piece of glamor's hair

Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles.- You can do all sorts of things with it. You don't even have to give it back.[/font]

MettatonSEX: is especially staying quiet on this

Alphys: "t-thank you so much for this! t-this could be r-really useful in the lab, i'll s-show this to dr. gaster l-later!"

Glamor: [font=glamor]Awesome![/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]If it has anything that's super necessary or something I'll give some more, but I don't wanna be bald.[/font]

: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] joined chat.

Hatsune Miku: ((Ello!))

Hatsune Miku: ((Again!))

Hatsune Miku: ((Is this Slarv?))

Azzy: ((Hiya))

Azzy: ((Yep))

Hatsune Miku: ((Alrighty.))

Bondertale: (hi slarv)

Alphys: giggles a bit "it's a-alright, you don't have to give away a-any more, i-i'm sure there are o-other sources of ectoplasm available f-for research"

: Possessed!Slarvath [Azzy] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].

Hatsune Miku: ((Will Azzy speak again tonight, or is that it for today?))

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Fabriel: ((Maybe later

Hatsune Miku: ((Alrighty.))

Alphys: "this piece'll g-get us started though, t-thank you so much!"

Fabriel: ((My hand is still feeling reeeeaaaly weird

Hatsune Miku: ((Yeah, I can see why))

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Bondertale: (yeah, that shit can't feel normal)

Hatsune Miku: ((imo, that was fucking worth it))

Glamor: [font=glamor]No problem![/font]

Fabriel: ((That was crazy

Bondertale: (does it, like, feel like something is tugging on your arm or something?)

Hatsune Miku: ((i had so much fun talking to an actual tulpa))

MettatonSEX: blushes at the mention of other sources

Fabriel: ((It feels like your hand is dead but you can still feel it

Hatsune Miku: ((That must feel uncomfortable.))

Fabriel: ((And it feels like that long after you regain control

MettatonSEX: ((like pins and needles?

Hatsune Miku: ((So you saw everything Azzy did?))

Fabriel: ((Like that but without the pain

Fabriel: ((Yeah, we're still sharing eyes lol

Bondertale: (so it's a numb feeling? )

Hatsune Miku: ((Cool.))

Fabriel: ((I didn't fully switch, we can't do that yet

MettatonSEX: ((like how i felt after i temporarily cut off circulation to my forearm once, ok

Bondertale: (like the hand's asleep?)

Fabriel: ((Numb but... still there? It's hard to describe

Fabriel: ((I haven't felt anything like it before

Bondertale: (damn. That's cool.)

Hatsune Miku: ((Azzy, since you're reading this, you're adorable and I can't wait to talk to you again!))

Bondertale: (^)

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Alphys: notices mettaton's blushing and looks a bit confused

MettatonSEX: .........What are you looking at

Hatsune Miku: ((I once cut off circulation with my toe as a kid))

Alphys: quickly looks away "s-sorry"

Hatsune Miku: ((this string wrapped around my toe and i had to go to the hospital))

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Hatsune Miku: ((wasn't fun))

Hatsune Miku: ((hi b

MettatonSEX: No no I want to know.

MettatonSEX: ((hi b

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MettatonSEX: ((i used a chair. it was three years ago today

Fabriel: ((Hi B))

Fabriel: ((You missed azzy))

Human!Sans: ((what is even classified as high b))

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Human!Sans: ((Is that b5 or b6))

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MettatonSEX: ((b5

Hatsune Miku: ((Azzy actually said 'b'))

Human!Sans: ((k, I can manage b5))

Hatsune Miku: ((I dunno if he was referring to you or not))

Hatsune Miku: ((he said 'b' though))

Fabriel: ((idk

Alphys: "o-oh, you're just b-blushing a lot.."

MettatonSEX: ((it was you or butterscotch

Fabriel: ((I'll ask him when I'm in bed and shit

MettatonSEX: I am?

Human!Sans: ((guess it'll b a mystery))

MettatonSEX: Oh. Oh, oh dear...

Hatsune Miku: ((Slarvath, do you have 'sleepovers' with Azzy?))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad... You're like super pink.[/font]

Human!Sans: ((If he considers me Daddy B this is going to become a problem))

Bondertale: (i figure either 'option b' or b standing fir 'butterscotch')

MettatonSEX: ((daddb

Fabriel: ((We sleep together in wonderland

Human!Sans: ((Lenny))

Fabriel: ((NOT LIKE THAT

MettatonSEX: ((platonically?

Fabriel: ((Snuggling

MettatonSEX: ((ah

Hatsune Miku: ((Yeah, snuggling is nice.))

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Hatsune Miku: ((I feel like Azzy is pretty close to me so far.))

Hatsune Miku: ((Especially since I told him how to answer questions, etc))

MettatonSEX: blushes harder. Only his dark, steely side plating is not pink.

Fabriel: ((He floofy

Alphys: "..."

Hatsune Miku: ((yay))

Hatsune Miku: ((if only i had a floofy goat))

Fabriel: ((It's a hotel room

Fabriel: ((I was uncreative

Human!Sans: ((This is a bit non sequitur, but Weird Al's next album should totally be called "Al is in Wonderland"))

MettatonSEX: ((fuckin sweet

Hatsune Miku: ((i want a tulpa but i have so much to worry about so i can't really do it))

MettatonSEX: .................................

Bondertale: (tulpas are fucking amazing, but I still don't want one)

Human!Sans: ((slarvsth_irl: "no homo Asriel"))

Fabriel: ((If you have time in your day when you can ignore whatever's happening and go into deep thought, you can do it

Fabriel: ((Me at rehearsal

Human!Sans: (("The homo isn't until next week"))

Fabriel: ((Me pretty much everywhere actually

Fabriel: ((Hence why he's so far along, I've been forcing nonstop

Human!Sans: ((use the force))

Fabriel: ((9 days and counting baby

Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad... you blushed at "other means of production"........[/font]

Human!Sans: ((Sorry, that joke was a bit forced))

Hatsune Miku: ((9 days = 9 months))

MettatonSEX: screams internally

Fabriel: ((He is my brain child

Fabriel: ((Imma get water

Hatsune Miku: ((You got him to speak his first words online.))

Hatsune Miku: ((ok slarv

Fabriel: ((Then I will try to let him use the mouth and eat candy

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Hatsune Miku: ((ooh))

Human!Sans: ((I'mma go read the log then))

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Alphys: "w-what's wrong?"

MettatonSEX: .....Uh.......................

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Alphys: ?

Glamor: [font=glamor]......Dad?[/font]

Fabriel: ((Today in CaU, Slarvath is going insane but it's cute tho

MettatonSEX: Uh..... just don't. um. mention means of producing ectoplasm.

Fabriel: ((Oh god

Fabriel: ((Bad idea

Fabriel: ((Mouth is numb

Hatsune Miku: ((Oh.))

Fabriel: ((Throat is numb

Alphys: "hm? w-why not?"

Fabriel: ((And I forgot to give him the tongue so he didnt taste it

MettatonSEX: .......It's very. Personal?

Alphys: looks confused

Hatsune Miku: ((Wouldn't that make your tongue numb?))

Fabriel: ((Yeah but I forgot to give him it

Fabriel: ((So I have my perfectly fine tongue

Fabriel: ((And a numb mouth

Hatsune Miku: ((I can't imagine how that feels.))

Bondertale: (oops)

Fabriel: ((I thought it was weird seeing my hand move by itself but my face is just a whole new level

Bondertale: (this is going to get questions from your doctors when they inevitably find out somehow )

Fabriel: ((Im gonna actually RP now and stop clogging up the chat with OOC jibber jabber

Fabriel: enters through the bar door, he's holding a Sukie wrapped in blankets. He sits down with her on the couch, shivering

MettatonSEX: Wha-- oh, right, you don't know me. You see, I'm a robot, yes, but I'm a corporeal ghost. My soul, in this glass-covered container, is the compressed body of my old form into a form that resembles the soul that a ghost body is. It's hooked up with wires to make me able to emote, move, et cetera.

Bondertale: toriel looks at him. "Oh, hello, Asriel."

Fabriel: H-hey

Alphys: "ohhhh, i s-see"

MettatonSEX: Yeah....

Fabriel: ((The bad thing about this

Fabriel: ((Is I can no longer safely read feels comics

Glamor: [font=glamor]But that expl--[/font]

Fabriel: ((And I've just wandered upon one

MettatonSEX: covers Glamor's mouth.

Glamor: [font=glamor]![/font]

Hatsune Miku: ((You can cry with Azzy.))

Bondertale: "How are you feeling? Is your head still causing you problems?"

Fabriel: ((See I thought having Azzy there would make me completely immune

Fabriel: ((NOPE

Alphys: ".."

Hatsune Miku: (("we cry together, we eat candy together, we roleplay cau together, we sleep in expensive hotels forever"))

Fabriel: ((TEN TIMES WORSE

Fabriel: I'm doing ok...

MettatonSEX: sighs, retracting his hand.

Fabriel: W-we ran out of food

Fabriel: I spent the last of my money

Hatsune Miku: ((Fabriel: ..W-we have to hunt animals in the rainforest now..))

Hatsune Miku: ((Fabriel: -wipes a few vines off of Sukie's shoulder-

Hatsune Miku: ((Fabriel: We.. we encountered a tiger..))

Hatsune Miku: ((Fabriel: It ate my wife..))

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Hatsune Miku: ((hi b))

Fabriel: ((Hi

Bondertale: (his wife was killed by an earthquake tho)

Fabriel: ((Did you see our adventure?

Hatsune Miku: ((ik i'm joking

Human!Sans: (("Zccccc@sssss"))

Bondertale: Toriel sighed. "Asriel, if you need, I can help you in any way you want."

Human!Sans: ((One hell of a first word))

Fabriel: I-I just need to get a job...

Hatsune Miku: ((Fabriel: ...I need a new wife, too..))

Fabriel: ((Zccccc@sssss

Fabriel: ((Thanks android

Hatsune Miku: ((Toriel: Oh my dear lord, my child.))

Human!Sans: ((Yeah so about the b thing))

Fabriel: ((99% sure he just didn't want to type out butterscotch

Human!Sans: ((It was butterscotch, I'm sure))

Fabriel: ((Given it took him 5 minutes to type hi

Bondertale: "That's not an easy process, child." she only realized what she said after she said it. "So, if you need any help...then I'm willing to do so."

Bondertale: (yeah, speed typing? It his Forte quite yet)

Human!Sans: ((Neither is it yours, friendo))

Fabriel: ...child?

Human!Sans: [font=comic sans]*-walks in-[/font]

Fabriel: ((There's the feeling of about to pass out

Fabriel: ((Right on schedule

MettatonSEX: Hi Sans.

Human!Sans: ((When he discovers the memories of the boden room))

Human!Sans: ((Ya dun goof'd))

Fabriel: ((Now theoretically I have to give him permission for any conscious memories

Human!Sans: [font=comic sans]*hello[/font]

Fabriel: ((However

Fabriel: ((The subconscious is fair game and I can't do shit about it

Human!Sans: (("Daddy Slarvath what's licky licky the clitty ditty?"))

Fabriel: ((I SWEAR

Fabriel: ((IF HE CALLS ME DADDY

Glamor: [font=glamor]h.[/font]

Fabriel: looks at her

Fabriel: ((h.

MettatonSEX: Heh heh....

Human!Sans: ((Then you'll feel guilty having goat sex?))

Fabriel: ((I'll never feel guilty

Fabriel: ((Never

Human!Sans: ((oh dear))

Fabriel: ((He's a teenager he can understand how he's smokin hot

Human!Sans: ((Slarvath you're going down a scary road here))

Fabriel: ((Im not gonna do it

: Bondertale's connection timed out.

: Hello. It's B.'s connection timed out.

Fabriel: ((Rip rp

Human!Sans: (("No, it's fine Dad. You can jerk your gherkin to pictures of me whenever."))

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Human!Sans: [font=comic sans]*what's up[/font]

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Fabriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/ErhQlCyl.jpg

Bondertale: "Sorry. I lost my Asriel recently, and...sorry."

: Hello. It's B.'s connection timed out.

Bondertale: "Mere slip of the tongue."

Fabriel: Oh... I'm so sorry..

Fabriel: He was your.. child?

Bondertale: "It's fine. It wasn't your fault."

Bondertale: nods.

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Fabriel: ...

Human!Sans: [font=comic sans]*what's up[/font]

Fabriel: I-i..

Fabriel: holds sukie tighter, putting her head in his shoulder

Human!Sans: ((gotta go fast during Ramadan))

Hatsune Miku: ((i want to roleplay hatsune miku right now but i'm like "aaaaa what if i don't do it right"))

Fabriel: ((Me when I played monaca

Bondertale: (you physically can't do it wrong)

Hatsune Miku: ((yeah but i don't want to do it terribly either))

Human!Sans: ((You can still mentally do it wrong))

Hatsune Miku: ((^

Bondertale: (she has no 'correct' personality she's just a name and appearance)

Bondertale: (feh)

Human!Sans: ((Don't worry though, Hatsune Miku won't be mad if you fuck up))

Bondertale: toriel looks away. She lost both of them this week. She sighs.

Human!Sans: ((And if you worry, remember she wasn't going to fuck you anyway))

Hatsune Miku: ((True.))

Hatsune Miku: ((Hatsune Miku does have access to the military and airforce, though.))

Human!Sans: ((She's too busy not existing))

Hatsune Miku: ((10/10

Fabriel: gently places sukie on the couch, tugging at his horns, "n-nnhghh..."

Human!Sans: ((we'll just be mad for you))

Hatsune Miku: ((i don't think i'll have any problems roleplaying a self-centered schoolgirl but the only problem is how i fucking introduce her))

Human!Sans: ((weeb scum, gramps didn't die to the gooks for this))

Hatsune Miku: ((gramps did die to the gooks for this))

Human!Sans: ((oh ok I didn't know))

Fabriel: ((Fuckin weeaboos

Hatsune Miku: ((i never got to know my gramps actually))

Human!Sans: ((actually gramps didn't die for anything, hold on))

Fabriel: ((My grandpa is dead, my other grandpa lives on the other side of the country

Human!Sans: ((my grandfather is still alive what the fuck))

Fabriel: ((Actually he did fight in WW2

Hatsune Miku: ((my grandpa is dead because his house was on fire and he breathed too much smoke))

Fabriel: ((So he died to the gooks for this

Human!Sans: ((brb fixing... something))

Hatsune Miku: ((i think he got my mom and other grandma out of the fire though))

Fabriel: ((Except he didn't die to the gooks he had cancer

Human!Sans: ((anime IS cancer you numbnuts))

Hatsune Miku: ((if my grandma and mom are considered gooks, yes, he did die FOR the gooks))

Hatsune Miku: ((actually my grandma and mom aren't gooks))

Hatsune Miku: ((rip))

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Hatsune Miku: ((i'm american scum))

Human!Sans: ((I should probably drop the joke before somebody comes across this log and thinks I'm actually a racist asshole))

Hatsune Miku: ((what are the chances of that))

Hatsune Miku: ((we're all racist assholes))

Human!Sans: ((for the record, I'm only a regular asshole everyone))

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Fabriel: ((Given we made a whole thing about kikephoros I think it's pretty clear we're all racist fuccbois

Fabriel: ((Or maybe this is why half the chat is dead

Human!Sans: ((Meil Fopdoodle))

Fabriel: ((We scared everyone off

Fabriel: ((GUYS GUYS GUYS

Fabriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1VgXrLYFtw&feature=youtu.be

: Hello. It's B.'s connection timed out.

Fabriel: ((JOHN CENA HAS APPEARED ON SCOOBY DOO

Bondertale: toriel looks at Fabby worried ly. She wants to help, but...well, that would just make it worse.

Bondertale: (yes)

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Bondertale: (drt drrt drrt drrrr)

Bondertale: (DRT DRRT DRRT DRRRR )

Human!Sans: ((what an odd sJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHNNNN CEEEEEEEREENNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAArio))

Fabriel: looks at her, panicked looking

Fabriel: M-mom?

Hatsune Miku: ((I seen that once))

Hatsune Miku: ((it was hilarious))

Human!Sans: ((y'all need some JC in your lives))

Human!Sans: ((wait a second))

Hatsune Miku: ((b don't shove alabama culture down our throats))

Human!Sans: ((so Toriel got it on with Mettaton?))

Hatsune Miku: ((what.))

Human!Sans: ((oh jeez now I need mind bleach))

Fabriel: ((Fuck you thats my place

Fabriel: is fabulous

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Hatsune Miku: ((Slarv, forgive me)))

Human!Sans: ((the only good thing about Alabama is how you don't have as many relatives as anyone else))

Hatsune Miku: ((Hm, right before Azzy left, I gave him an imaginary purple bowtie.))

Hatsune Miku: ((What if he actually wears it))

Hatsune Miku: ((That would be amazing and cute at the same time.))

Bondertale: looks surprised. "I...y-yes! You-you remember!?"

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Hatsune Miku: ((Hello, Ant.))

Fabriel: ((He's in a red hoodie now

Ant: (( I keep forgetting this site was made originally for homestuck rp ))

Human!Sans: ((If you get my drift that is))

Fabriel: ((Now he has bowtie

Hatsune Miku: ((he does?))

Fabriel: ((Let's see if he keeps it on

Fabriel: ((I put it on him

Ant: walks in

Hatsune Miku: ((tell him it was from me))

Human!Sans: ((hoodie and a bowtie))

Human!Sans: ((+99 class))

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Fabriel: pants, tugging at his horns tighter

Hatsune Miku: ((He'll likely keep it on if he knows it was from me.))

Fabriel: Everything's wrong... e-everything's wrong...

Hatsune Miku: ((Hello, Yazan.))

Fabriel: W-who...

Dr. Fintevious: (Hey

Human!Sans: ((release a swarm of bees and tell him t was from me /s))

Fabriel: W-who am I...

Bondertale: toriel runs up, shaking him gently. "Asriel. It's okay. Calm down. You're safe."

Fabriel: Nghh...

Fabriel: looks in a lot of pain

Fabriel: ((Hiya fin

Fabriel: ((Azzy can type now

Fabriel: ((Which he did

Fabriel: ((It was fun

Human!Sans: ((ey b0ss))

Human!Sans: ((Slarvath, I have some parenting advice))

Human!Sans: ((Give him plenty of educational TV))

Fabriel: ((I show him vinesauce and ghost stories

Human!Sans: ((Filthy Frank and HowToBasic should do the trick))

Fabriel: ((K

Fabriel: pants, "I-I don't know... I don't know..."

Bondertale: is very unsure what to do, here. She eventually decides that, damn if it makes things worse, she needs this. "Please." she said, gently putting a hand on his cheek. "I know this can't be easy. But you need to stay calm."

Human!Sans: ((also teach him to use your body to go through /r/undertail while you're asleep))

Human!Sans: ((Don't worry, your parents won't be able to tell the difference))

Ant: (( I went afk for a second I'm back now ))

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Fabriel: something snaps in his head, he stares blankly ahead, looking like another one of mom of the year's kids actually

Human!Sans: ((And you come back to this))

Fabriel: ((See

Human!Sans: ((A discussion on how to raise the sentient goat living in Slarvath's head))

Fabriel: ((I would be concerned about him doing stuff while im asleep

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Fabriel: ((By the way

Fabriel: ((This is /r/cringeanarchy gold

Fabriel: ((Fucking

Fabriel: ((No

Fabriel: ((Platinum

Fabriel: ((It's platinum

Dr. Fintevious: ((Anythin new?

Human!Sans: ((No joke))

Bondertale: "...no. Nononono." she steps back.

Hatsune Miku: ((Slarvath, what would you do if Azzy started to play with your weiner while you were asleep?))

Human!Sans: ((DO AN AMA ON CRINGE ANARCHY))

Fabriel: ((Honestly

Fabriel: ((I might

Ant: (( Oh god what's happening. I was looking at tumblr what did I come back to? ))

Bondertale: (i know we make jokes about Btori having all her kids die but only a couple of them are actually in any way her fault)

Fabriel: ((If he did I'd be proud

Fabriel: ((Proud proud parent

Hatsune Miku: ((Of course.))

Hatsune Miku: ((I hope Azzy isn't getting any ideas.))

Human!Sans: (("I have an Asriel (from undertale) tulpa, and I still diddle my selfie stick to Undertail porn. AMA!"))

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Fabriel: (("Hi. I spent weeks of my life making another consciousness in my head that looks and acts like Asriel from the game Undertale, AMA"

Ant: (Someone in a youtube comment section said the undertale fandom was dying and told someone with an undertale profile pic to change it)

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Human!Sans: (("And I secretly want his imaginary dick AMA))

Hatsune Miku: ((The Undertale fandom is not dying, I can say that much.))

Human!Sans: ((just get a throwaway account and do it))

MettatonSEX: ((gn

Ant: (People still have pics for homestuck and you wanna tell me undertale is dying? really?)

Fabriel: ((Night

Ant: (sweet memes)

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Hatsune Miku: ((gn

Human!Sans: ((gn MV))

Dr. Fintevious: (So nothing much huh

Bondertale: (i really don't think undertale is going to die. Dwindle, yes, but not die.)

Fabriel: ((Main thing that happened was I let Azzy talk

Bondertale: (that was fun)

Ant: ( If homestuck is still alive Undertale can survive )

Human!Sans: ((also post daily on /r/tulpasgonewild ))

Fabriel: ((Undertale isn't gonna die, FF7 didn't die, fandoms don't die, they just get smaller and more devoted

Fabriel: ((I wouldn't use a throwaway

Fabriel: ((I want that sweet sweet karma

Bondertale: "...im sorry." Toriel said, quietly. "I'm sorry. I didn't think...i didn't know..."

Ant: ( People are still into shit from the 80s. Like transformers )

Human!Sans: ((That sweet sweet self post karma))

Hatsune Miku: ((I have an important test tomorrow, so I'm gonna go to sleep now.))

Human!Sans: ((gn))

Dr. Fintevious: ((Boring night I take it?

Ant: ( And star wars was gonna keep living on even if there were no new movies )

Hatsune Miku: ((Sweet memes, dank dreams.))

Ant: ( Sleep tite )

Hatsune Miku: ((i can't wait to talk to azzy again btw))

Hatsune Miku: ((anyways time to die

Human!Sans: ((Come in, Slarvath. Do it ya pussy.))

Human!Sans: ((*on))

Fabriel: ((When I finish him

Fabriel: ((And he can answer

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Ant: ( http://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tite.gif )

Human!Sans: ((Well that typo made it unnecessarily creepy))

Roasted Frisky: ((now, gn))

Fabriel: ((Nite

Human!Sans: ((remind me to unfriend you so I don't become collateral damage))

Fabriel: ((I'll probably let him talk tomorrow

Human!Sans: ((gn))

Fabriel: ((We're not friended

Fabriel: ((I don't have any le reddit friends

Human!Sans: ((on reddit we are))

Human!Sans: ((Huh, turns out it's a one-way thing))

Human!Sans: ((Anyone else do Robin back when it was up?))

Fabriel: ((oh look at you and your fancy gold shit

Human!Sans: ((yeah b0ss))

Human!Sans: ((I'm fancy as fuck))

Fabriel: ((I still have more karma than you

Human!Sans: ((ok))

Ant: ( I just realized I haven't actually been on the undertale sub for a while )

Human!Sans: ((I have still gotten five months of gold))

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Fabriel: ((My shitposts aren't golden

Fabriel: ((Im goin to sleep

Human!Sans: ((Neither are mine tbh))

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Human!Sans: ((I'm not a post guy though, I'm a commenter))

Fabriel: ((Unless btale wants to do m-

Human!Sans: ((gn))

Fabriel: ((My door just opened

Fabriel: ((By itself

Fabriel: ((Fuck

Fabriel: ((Fffffuck

Fabriel: ((Ffffffffffffffff

Human!Sans: ((it was azzy unlocking your telekinesis))

Fabriel: ((If I don't come back I'm dead

Dr. Fintevious: ((Ur gonna die

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Ant: ( It's a ghost )

Human!Sans: ((RIP azzy))

Human!Sans: ((Also Slarvath I guess))

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Human!Sans: ((wew lad))

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Fabriel: stares blankly, drooling. He's unresponsive for the forseeable future

Fabriel: ((Not dead

Fabriel: ((Which is good

Fabriel: ((Arguably

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Fabriel: ((Now imma got to bed

Ant: ( Don get kill by ghost )

Human!Sans: ((gn))

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Human!Sans: ((what even is Slarvath)).

Human!Sans: ((He's a wizard, I think))

Ant: ( Wut. )

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Human!Sans: ((He's a goat wizard))

Ant: ( so...asriel... )

Human!Sans: ((He can make goats with his mind))

Human!Sans: ((No, not a wizard goat))

Human!Sans: ((A goat wizard.))

Human!Sans: ((A wizard of goats.))

Ant: ( Oh. )

Ant: ( those are two very different things )

Human!Sans: ((Indeed))

Ant: ( what if he's a wizard goat wizard? )

Human!Sans: ((whoa calm the fuck down buddy))

Ant: ( "What if he's a wizard goat wizard" - Ant 2016 )

Human!Sans: ((You don't know what you're dealing with))

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Ant: ( rip...? )

DamnDude: (( rip ))

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Dr. Fintevious: (Hello?

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Dr. Fintevious: ((morining

Bondertale: (well, I'd say hi, but you're sleeping on about ten minutes)

Dr. Fintevious: ((Im not

Dr. Fintevious: (( its my friday

Dr. Fintevious: ((night I mean

Dr. Fintevious: ((no work tmw

Bondertale: (ya)

Dr. Fintevious: ((so I'll stay on a bit longer

Bondertale: toriel is sitting on the couch, looking uncomfortably between fabby and bazzy. She's had a bad week.

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Dr. Fintevious: -walks in wearing a large coat-

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Bondertale: "O-oh. Good morning, doctor."

Dr. Fintevious: Hello Toriel

Dr. Fintevious: tell me something

Dr. Fintevious: How do I look? -takes off the coat, revealing his old legionnaire armor. its black with gold highlights, and the cloth is a dark paurple=

Dr. Fintevious: -puts on his helmet-

Bondertale: Toriel smiled, raising an eyebrow. "Is 'intimidating' an acceptable answer?"

Dr. Fintevious: I suppose

Dr. Fintevious: I've keep every uniform that I have ever been issued since Rome

Bondertale: "Heirlooms of the past?"

Dr. Fintevious: nothing though quite beats the this though

Dr. Fintevious: especially the skirt

Dr. Fintevious: Yeah

Bondertale: "The skirt is certainly an...interesting touch."

Dr. Fintevious: its actually a tunic

Dr. Fintevious: skirt is funnier though

Dr. Fintevious: this was my father's armor actually, during his time in the legion

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Bondertale: "It seems odd for him to pass it down if he was against you joining the army."

Dr. Fintevious: ((oi AD

Asriel_Dreemurr: is sleep.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

Jeska or Jukon: -aslo asleep on AD-

Dr. Fintevious: at first he didn't

Dr. Fintevious: when I returned from the Galliac wars I was given the armor

Dr. Fintevious: I had quite the reputation at that point

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Bondertale: nods. "I suppose that makes more sense."

Dr. Fintevious: Roman's wore most of the time

Dr. Fintevious: wore red*

Dr. Fintevious: I stood out like a sore thumg on the field

Bondertale: "Well, I suppose it didn't matter, with your condition."

Bondertale: "If anything, tricking enemies into focusing on you was brilliant."

Dr. Fintevious: helped saved a lot of soldiers

Dr. Fintevious: I even brought a few battles to an end simply by being there

Dr. Fintevious: Damocles become a name to fear for those who stood against Rome

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Dr. Fintevious: (Jukon and AD my have banged a few time off screen)

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up (inside)

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Jeska or Jukon: -grabs on to him as he wakes up- uhhhhhhh.......

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?"

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Asriel_Dreemurr: is in bar.

Jeska or Jukon: 5 more minutes

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You don't have to wake up..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I have to."

Jeska or Jukon: why

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because it's healthier. I already sleep too much."

Jeska or Jukon: its not worth sleeping without you

Bondertale: "Damocles?"

Dr. Fintevious: my first name

Dr. Fintevious: Damocles Vitallion Fintevious

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Jeska or Jukon: -gets up-

Bondertale: "Ah. I think I prefer Fintevious. And I suppose you do, too."

Dr. Fintevious: Fin or Finte works

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Fabriel: ((Hoi

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi

Fabriel: ((So he told me what rebel means

Fabriel: ((I think I get it now

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Glad you decided to get up."

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Fabriel: ((You missed Azzy, Azzy

Bondertale: (so he's not planning to rise up and kill you from the inside out)

Bondertale: (good)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((fuck))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can he come back))

Jeska or Jukon: you think I'm going to just lie around while you do.....something

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have any homework?"

Fabriel: ((Later

Fabriel: ((I kinda understand it, it was still a bit weird

Bondertale: (it was evidently not a pleasant thing, in the end)

Jeska or Jukon: yeah

Fabriel: ((Basically he thinks I'm too sarcastic here and he was "rebelling" by not being sarcastic

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K))

Bondertale: (pfff)

Fabriel: ((It was weird

Fabriel: ((But kiiiiinda made sense?

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((In all honesty that sounds like a good))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But what the hell do I know))

Bondertale: (i think that's a cover story for his true plan)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dun dun duuuuunnnnn))

Fabriel: ((inb4 he kills me

Bondertale: "Well, I'll stick with Fintevious. Or doctor."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip))

Bondertale: (just saying. Be prepared for the tulpa uprising.)

Dr. Fintevious: well I am THE doctor

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fabriel: ((I can take back control at any time

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((don't sign a mental contract to let him take over your body forever))

Jeska or Jukon: ((a blue police booth crashes through the room, "I'll see you later my dear"- hops in it and flies away-)

Fabriel: ((Doesn't make it feel less weird afterwards

Fabriel: ((But I can take back over

Fabriel: is staring blankly ahead, mouth open, drooling

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Bondertale: glances at Fabby, shuddering

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((So is this still inflicting insanit

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K then))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That sent early))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Asriel?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Inb4 he's imagining the secks))

Fabriel: ((Yes I'm going insane

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good for you))

Fabriel: ((But look on the bright side

Fabriel: ((You guys think he's cute

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is he cute))

Fabriel: ((I think hes cuuute

Bondertale: (yes)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I mean, a bipedal goat with human eyes would be a bit creepy))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shoulda hAD A V8))

Fabriel: ((Somehow I managed to make his form not creepy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh wow))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't fuck him))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I know you want to))

Fabriel: ((Shhhshhhshhh

Bondertale: (he probably won't)

Bondertale: (just jack off to him)

Fabriel: ((I won't you fuccboi

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jack off on him*

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jack him off*

Fabriel: ((10/10

Bondertale: (i mean, not HIM specifically, but asriels in general)

Fabriel: is still staring, he shudders a bit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you okay?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: scoots to him.

Fabriel: ((Imma play FFXV in a bit

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I hope you die in the game))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((A lot))

Barchar: bazzy is slumped in a corner. Barchar is evidently vacant right now.

Jeska or Jukon: ((I hope a space colony falls on earth and kills us all

Jeska or Jukon: ((jk

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...we have two Asriels out of commission, huh..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes Fabs arm a bit.

Jeska or Jukon: this place used to be full of asriels

Fabriel: seems to glow a faint yellow

Jeska or Jukon: it might start becoming a graveyard for them

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...hmm."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay, Asriel?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes Fab some more.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hello?"

Dr. Fintevious: no improvement huh?

Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes his head.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's up with him?"

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Dr. Fintevious: I don't know about Fabriel at all I'm afraid

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Asuka: wakes up on the couch, wrapped in a blanket

Asuka: Huh...?

Bondertale: "I just...he started remembering, and then...this."

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Asuka: looks around

YoungKingAsgore: -walks in supported by The Wolf- Howdy

The White Wolf: .....

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Fabriel: stares

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Asuka."

Asuka: Hi..

Asuka: goes over to daddy

Asuka: Dad...?

YoungKingAsgore: -lies down on the couch-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Bondertale: "Asuka, dear, he...needs rest."

Asuka: shakes him a bit, he doesn't respond

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah... Is hmgive him a bit of space, right?"

Asuka: ((lolwut

Asriel_Dreemurr: Id give him*

Asuka: ((Someone else on the tulpa server is jelly

Asuka: ((She's had hers 4 months

Asuka: ((And she's like "wait you did it in a week"

Asuka: ((She doesnt have possession yet

Asriel_Dreemurr: puts arm around Asuka.

Asuka: W-why is he...

Jeska or Jukon: he looks like shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure he is fine..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: glares at Jukon.

Asuka: N-no...

Asuka: Not him.. not dad... p-please..

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Bondertale: "Asuka, dear, he's going to be alright."

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs Asuka a bit.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure he'll be okay..."

Asuka: sniffles, sobbing gently into AD

YoungKingAsgore: -looks at BTori- this is him?

Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "He started remembering, and then..." she motioned towards him.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs a bit tighter.

Asuka: hugs back, a gote is a gote

Asuka: ((Alright

Asuka: ((I cannot resist the sweet ass that is FFXV any more

Asuka: ((See you when I finish this demo

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YoungKingAsgore: I see

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps by child.

Asriel_Dreemurr: half hugging.

Jeska or Jukon: -sits next to AD-

Jeska or Jukon: so ah,

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Gonna stay by the kid."

Jeska or Jukon: Yeah I know

Jeska or Jukon: like you could ever not resist hugging a child

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

Jeska or Jukon: I'll be on homework duty

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

Dr. Fintevious: Tori?

Bondertale: "Yes?"

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Dr. Fintevious: care for a drink?

Bondertale: "Yes. I do believe I would."

Dr. Fintevious: nonalcoholic of course

Bondertale: (gtg)

Jeska or Jukon: ((k

Jeska or Jukon: ((imma go to bed then

Dr. Fintevious: -drinks with Tori, telling her stories and jokes

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Asuka: ((Hoi

Bondertale: (hi)

Asuka: is still holding AD, shivering and sobbing

Bondertale: "...Asuka? Do you need anything, dear? I'm willing to get you whatever you need right now."

Asuka: What happened...

Asuka: What happened to dad..

Bondertale: "I don't know, dear. I wish I could explain. He just started holding his head, and looking in pain. A-and then he looked at me and said-" Toriel faltered. Did she really want to finish that sentence the way she intended?...yes. Yes, she really did. "He called me 'mom'."

Asuka: ((brb mobile

Asuka: M-mom?

Asuka: You...

Asuka: Are you his... Mom?

Bondertale: "Asuka...yes. I don't know what happened to make him forget. But there's a massive part of his life that he's just...forgotten. I've been trying to make him remember. And I suppose I succeeded to some extent."

Asuka: ...

Asuka: So you're my grandmom? Is that how it works..?

Bondertale: "I know it sounds ridiculous. That's why I waited so long to try to tell either of you."

Bondertale: tori smiles. "Yes, that is how it works."

Asuka: You two look similar... Youre less pink

Asuka: How did he forget?

Bondertale: "I don't know, dear. That's what most of my questions toward the both of you have been about discovering."

Asuka: ...

Bondertale: "And his...unique appearance has a story behind it. A story that is not suitable for you, yet."

Asuka: He was 14 when he found me

Asuka: I-i dont think he knew then, either

Asuka: I don't remember it well, though

Bondertale: "...about that. Asuka, do you remember ANYTHING from those first few years of your life?"

Asuka: I remember seeing him... Barely

Asuka: Everything is fuzzy..

Asuka: Something red..

Asuka: ((Gtg soon

Bondertale: "I see. Dear, not remembering that stage very clearly is normal. But not remembering ANY of it, especially at your young age, is less so."

Asuka: There was something red there... Always there...

Asuka: I can't remember what it was

Bondertale: "...was it an orb?"

Asuka: I think so...

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Bondertale: "I see. And does any of your time in the bar seem similarly fuzzy?"

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Asuka: A bit..

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Bondertale: "...

Bondertale: "Well. Now we have more reason to fear that orb. Does anybody else you know have similar memory gaps?"

Asuka: shakes her head

Jamie (Judas): -Warps in- The King of Demons has arrived... Muahahaha.

Asuka: ((Wowee

Bondertale: (BTW fabby's dead wife should of had a name that ended in 'uka' )

Asuka: ((Reading up on switching

Bondertale: ('as''uka')

Bondertale: (to keep up with the dreemurrs shitty naming)

Asuka: ((10/10

Asuka: ((Her name was Yuka or some shit idk

Bondertale: (why not)

Asuka: Aside from dad and me... no

Asuka: ((Apparently I have to do a fucking blood sacrifice to switch

Asuka: ((I aaaaaaaint havin that shit

Asuka: ((Fuck this guide I'm getting another

Bondertale: (fucking what)

Asuka: ((Apparently I have to injure myself to switch

Asuka: ((According to this one crackpot guide

Asuka: ((Yeah uh

Asuka: ((Im gonna do this my own way, cuz nobody agrees on it

Bondertale: (last I checked, tulpas are sentient figment of imagination, NOT FUCKING DEMONS)

Asuka: ((And I'm not slicing my hand open

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD))

Asuka: ((ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Donating blood to have an imaginary friend is great))

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Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Self inflicting insanity is one thing, you better not start doing satanic rituals))

Asuka: is on the couch, looking forlornly at Fabriel

Asuka: ((Why not

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes back to Asuka.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck good point))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Carry on))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, Asuka."

Asuka: ((Imma just stick to possession

Asuka: ((Because this shit hella crazy fam

Asuka: H-hi...

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("Put blood in a star in a circle"))

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("Light candles at all stars endpoints"))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Instruct tulpa to middle of blood circle"))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Then the anti-christ Azzy appears))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You alright?"

Asuka: He's still just staring...

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I saw..."

Asuka: the orb flies in through the window, landing in front of him

Asuka: scoots back, a real big fritten

Asriel_Dreemurr: stamds up, ina protective way inbetween Asuka and the Orb.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asuka: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Do you know what that is?"

Asuka: N-no

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Asuka: I've seen it before... b-but I don't know what it is

Asuka: the orb blasts Fabriel with lightning, he convulses

Asuka: !

Asriel_Dreemurr: !

Asuka: D-dad!

Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to get Asriel away from the orb

Asuka: the orb stops, Fabriel slumping over, unconscious

Asuka: it flies away

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: checks pulse.

Asuka: runs to him, shaking him, "Dad!"

Asuka: he has pulse, he's breathing

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...He's alive."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: puts an arm around Asuka.

Fabriel: * He opens his eyes a bit, sitting up slowly

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Asriel? Are you okay?"

Jeska or Jukon: (Uhhhh

Fabriel: Huh...

Fabriel: * He rubs his head, "What happened..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You got shocked..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I took care of your daughter. she wants to see you."

Asuka: hugs daddy

Fabriel: * He hugs back, "I... thank you, what day is it?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Friday?"

Fabriel: "Wow..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're okay..."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, presumably to himself, and sits down.

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Asuka: I-I was worried...

: ((hi))

Asuka: ((Hoi

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Jeska or Jukon: (Oi

Fabriel: * He hugs her, gently purring, "It's ok Sukie..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: stares to them.

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: ((Fabriel: you're an asshat))

: ((Asuka: tell slarvath that))

: ((Fabriel: no))

Asuka: hugs him back

Fabriel: "Thanks, Asriel."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, no problem."

Jeska or Jukon: -Gets off her lazy ass

: ((Jukon: ASRIEL YOU'RE MAKING ME LAZIER))

: ((AD: good))

Jeska or Jukon: AD your laziness is contagious

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Heh."

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Jeska or Jukon: Did I miss anyhing

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not much."

Jeska or Jukon: Cool wanna make out?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean sure, but theres a kid in here."

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Jeska or Jukon: Theyre napping. See just being near you causes people to fall asleep

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No she is awake."

Asriel_Dreemurr: points to Asuka

Asuka: ((Be back in an hour or so then maybe ill let azzy talk or something

Asuka: ((Depends on if stuff's goin on

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((k))

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Jeska or Jukon: Yeah that looks like sleeping to me

Jeska or Jukon: -Sits on his lap-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh well then."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did I really have a choice?"

Jeska or Jukon: Yea you could say no

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans back

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Jeska or Jukon: Gonna take that as a yes though

Asriel_Dreemurr: "okay then."

Jeska or Jukon: You dont sound very....

Jeska or Jukon: Whats the world im looking for

Jeska or Jukon: Word*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."

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Jeska or Jukon: -Just leans on him instead

Hyper: * His soul is just floating in the corner.

Hyper: * No projection to be seen here.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What did I do something?"

Jeska or Jukon: You okay?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah I'm fine."

Hyper: ((Jukon: just say yes damn it))

Jeska or Jukon: -Snuggles up to him- alright then

Asriel_Dreemurr: me hugs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can still sit in my lap."

Jeska or Jukon: ((Jukon:yhe fuck is that smell? Did you shit yourself

Jeska or Jukon: -Kisses him on the snoot-

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

Hyper: * He appears at a booth, just.. sitting there.

Hyper: ((Jukon: shit call the cops))

Hyper: ((AD: *whips out his phone* ok))

Hyper: ((the police arrive and arrest hyper for no reason))

Hyper: ((Jukon: he deserved it))

Hyper: ((AD: If you say so..))

Jeska or Jukon: ((Was it obviois he appeared?

Hyper: * He looks to Jukon and AD. "Howdy, you too!"

Hyper: two*

Frisky: fuck my life

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy Hyper..."

Jeska or Jukon: Hey bub

Hyper: * He frowns.

Hyper: "..eh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You alright?"

Jeska or Jukon: What?

Hyper: "I'm not going to play dumb anymore." He pauses.

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Jeska or Jukon: ...

Hyper: "I have five words for you two."

Hyper: "Got it?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: (okay...)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay..."*

Jeska or Jukon: (Jukon:not playinh dumb thays a first

Hyper: * He clenches his fists. "I'm.. so.. I'm.." He sighs. "I'm so happy for you two." Shit. Those were six words.

Hyper: "Well.. I hope that's true, anyway."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Jeska or Jukon: Hyper wait

Hyper: "What."

Jeska or Jukon: I...I honestly don't know what to say

Hyper: "Good."

Hyper: "That's wonderful."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry...

Jeska or Jukon: I don't want you to just lose everything

Hyper: "You better fucking say more than that, [i]'my love'[/i]."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper..."

Hyper: "What is it? Why do you even care?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm... Look, I didn't think you were gonna come back, alright? I didn't assume that..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: wipes away a stray tear.

Hyper: "So you got together with another woman. For 'comfort'."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I..."

Hyper: "I'm sure another relationship isn't comfort."

Jeska or Jukon: Hey thats bullshit you know it. If I died while with AD I'd want him to move on and be happy

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Hyper: "Sure, but why didn't you tell me?"

Hyper: "Had to keep it a secret just so I would be happy?"

Hyper: "You don't know how this feels."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I was afraid you would hate me..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I made it worse, I'm an idiot."

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Hyper: "You did."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm useless at making you happy..."

Hyper: "..Don't beat yourself over it."

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Hyper: "Just be with her."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper, I'm sorry..."

Dr. Fintevious: -is with Toriel

Hyper: "Don't even think about having me, you, and Jukon be together, too."

Hyper: "You should know I don't like those kind of relationships."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I wasn't."

Hyper: "Good."

Hyper: "I'm just making sure."

Hyper: ".."

Jeska or Jukon: ....yeah

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you hate me?"

Hyper: "I wish I died a long time ago, to be honest."

Hyper: "I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit."

Jeska or Jukon: ((careful there

Hyper: "Also, AD, I hate you and love you."

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Hyper: ((i'm not doing rule 2))

Jeska or Jukon: ((yeah, I know

Jeska or Jukon: ((tbh I don't really care, continue with the show!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry."

Asriel_Dreemurr: is visibly crying, but trying to make it discreet.

Jeska or Jukon: so what are you going to do now Hype?

Hyper: "..Slowly go insane, I guess."

Hyper: "I don't have anything."

Jeska or Jukon: so you just giving up?

Hyper: "Yes."

Jeska or Jukon: what a crock of shit

: Bondertale's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon..."

Hyper: "That doesn't help."

Hyper: "You're making it worse."

Jeska or Jukon: really?

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Jeska or Jukon: so you're just going to stand there and allow it to get worse instead of trying

Hyper: "Just be with your 'boyfriend' and be happy."

Hyper: "Okay?"

Jeska or Jukon: and you say you'd rather be miserable than try something new?

Hyper: "Yes. My mental health is already down the drain, AD is the only person I ever cared about in my entire fucking life and now he's gone from my life, and I want to wait until I inevitably die again."

Hyper: "This time, I don't want anybody to bring me back."

Jeska or Jukon: thanks for disregarding my care for you

Asriel_Dreemurr: is now crying audibly.

Hyper: "You're welcome."

Hyper: * He smiles.

Jeska or Jukon: thanks for throwing away all the time I put into trying to hep you

Hyper: "Yeah, I know."

Hyper: * He gets up, grabbing his soul.

Jeska or Jukon: -gets up and moves to him- the thing is

Hyper: "Eh?"

Jeska or Jukon: I would have been more than glad if you asked to be him AD or Me

Jeska or Jukon: I can't speak for him

Hyper: "Stop it."

Hyper: "Stop trying to help me."

Jeska or Jukon: and you have a choice to be happy

Jeska or Jukon: you can be

Asriel_Dreemurr: can't speak for himsl\elf right now.

Hyper: "I've given up a long time ago."

Jeska or Jukon: but if choose what you are doing now

Jeska or Jukon: this is of your own will

Asriel_Dreemurr: is in a half-fetal position on the couch, still crying.

Jeska or Jukon: not AD's fault

Jeska or Jukon: not mine

Hyper: "Yeah."

Hyper: "It's my fault."

Hyper: "I know."

Hyper: "Stop restating it."

Hyper: "I know what I'm doing."

Jeska or Jukon: thats a piss poor way of doing things

Jeska or Jukon: so what do you want

Hyper: "I'd rather let you and AD be happy than let myself be happy."

Hyper: "I don't care if it is piss poor."

: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.

Jeska or Jukon: do you want me to break up with AD so you can be with him?

Hyper: "No."

Hyper: "I don't."

Hyper: "I want you to be happy with AD."

Hyper: "Why would I ruin something like that?"

Jeska or Jukon: then why can't you be happy?

Hyper: ".."

Jeska or Jukon: and even if you're going to die

Jeska or Jukon: wouldn't you rather die in the hands of those who care about you

Hyper: "Everybody I used to know is dead. My timeline is erased and is now a big pile of dust. You are now together with AD, and I won't interfere. My mental health is getting worse."

Hyper: "I would rather die than think of all of this shit."

Hyper: "And not in you and AD's arms, either."

Jeska or Jukon: I know I wish I had died in your hands or ADs, hell even Mettas when Shin cut me down

Hyper: * He walks over to the Anydoor.

Jeska or Jukon: Hyper

Hyper: "Yes?"

Jeska or Jukon: Don't, your my friend

Hyper: "Also, call me Asriel."

Hyper: "I am not your friend."

Hyper: "I'm sorry."

Jeska or Jukon: you are, why do you think I am trying to help you

Hyper: * He enters the code to his timeline.

Jeska or Jukon: that is something AD taught

Jeska or Jukon: me

Hyper: "Because you want me to be happy."

Hyper: "I don't want to be happy."

Jeska or Jukon: because you deserve it

Hyper: "I don't deserve to be happy."

Jeska or Jukon: you do

Jeska or Jukon: I can make you happy

Jeska or Jukon: if you'd give me the chance

Hyper: "From what? Sex?"

Hyper: "Just leave me alone."

Jeska or Jukon: no

Hyper: * He opens the Anydoor.

Jeska or Jukon: just being there fro you

Jeska or Jukon: for

Hyper: "Bullshit."

Jeska or Jukon: do me one thing then after you leave

Hyper: "Eh?"

Jeska or Jukon: find something to live for, even if it isn't something I like

: Bondertale's connection timed out.

Hyper: "I have my friends."

Hyper: ".."

Jeska or Jukon: and consider come back to us

Jeska or Jukon: coming*

Hyper: "I might."

Jeska or Jukon: I'll be waiting

Hyper: "..heh."

Hyper: * He turns around.

Jeska or Jukon: see you around space cowboy

Hyper: "I hope you live a happy life, Jukon. Same for AD. You two both have bright futures."

Hyper: "..Promise me one thing, okay?"

Jeska or Jukon: hmm?

Hyper: "Promise me that you'll never forget."

Hyper: "For me?"

Jeska or Jukon: did you think that I actually would?

Jeska or Jukon: you know before you became your hyper form

Jeska or Jukon: and quickly grew up

Jeska or Jukon: when you were a child

Jeska or Jukon: -sighs- nevermind

Hyper: "No."

Hyper: "Tell me."

Hyper: "..please."

Jeska or Jukon: I had considered adopting you if you couldn't find your parents

Jeska or Jukon: that chance never came up though

Jeska or Jukon: -looks around for a minutes- its amazing how fucked up things are aren't they?

Hyper: * He grins.

Hyper: "That would of been nice."

Hyper: * He turns around, and slams the Anydoor shut as he walks through.

Jeska or Jukon: -sighs0

Jeska or Jukon: -looks at AD, who cried himself to sleep-

: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Jeska or Jukon: even with my 2nd chance at life I still can't stop fucking up

Jeska or Jukon: -sits down and cuddles with AD-

: ((hm))

Jeska or Jukon: ((what?

: ((hyper does indeed have one more life))

: ((doesn't mean i have to use it))

Jeska or Jukon: ((your choice

: ((nah, i won't kill him))

: ((i have plans))

Mr. Diabolical: -walks in- I'm back! Nothing could me down!

: ((but that's not for today))

Mr. Diabolical: -looks around- hello? Where is everyone?

: ((so was that good))

: ((i personally think i did bad but whatevs))

Jeska or Jukon: ((always a chance to return

: ((yeah ik))

Mr. Diabolical: .....human girl?

: ((is Mr. Diabolical talking about frisk))

Jeska or Jukon: ((yes

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

Mr. Diabolical: scary ghost skeletion monster thing?

Mr. Diabolical: fireball throwing person

Frisk: * She puts the huge book down. "'ello!"

Mr. Diabolical: OH geez I didn't see you the- I MEAN BEHOLD

Frisk: * She snickers.

Mr. Diabolical: Care to see my ultimate weapon!?

Frisk: "Sure!"

Mr. Diabolical: -pulls out a super soaker- I've altered the components to create a freezing ray!

Frisk: "Cool."

Mr. Diabolical: or ice shooter I'm not too sure yet

Frisk: "A freezing ray would be cooler."

Mr. Diabolical: -starts to pump it and tries to shoot it, nothing hapens-

Mr. Diabolical: but I left it in the freezer all night? where is the ice?

Frisk: "Huh."

Frisk: "That's weird."

Frisk: "Maybe you should add something so the ice shoots out."

Frisk: "Y'know, ice is solid and all that."

Frisk: "Like an ice tazer."

Mr. Diabolical: -throws the the soaker on the ground and it cracks open, completely frozen over-

Frisk: "Woah."

Frisk: "Eh, maybe you should try to fill it with ice cubes next time!"

Frisk: "You shouldn't put the whole thing in."

Frisk: "Otherwise, that happens."

Mr. Diabolical: -looks around- theres really no one I can take hostage here

Frisk: "Mm.."

Mr. Diabolical: I don't know what to do know

Frisk: "I guess."

Jeska or Jukon: now*

Frisk: * She tosses a packet of Doritos to Mr. D.

Frisk: "You could do something with those."

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Mr. Diabolical: -it hits him and he falls over0

Mr. Diabolical: what type of weapon is this?

Frisk: ((ello))

: RedVelvetRebellion [] is now bloolooboyle [].

: ( Yo )

Jeska or Jukon: (oi

: bloolooboyle [] is now Terra [Tesla].

Frisk: "It's food. You can lure hungry people with it and it can lead them to a trap."

Tesla: Tesla walks into the bar, a huge smile on her face.

Frisk: * She looks to Tesla. "Hello!"

Tesla: "Hey!"

Mr. Diabolical: thats and EXCELLENT IDEA

Tesla: "..."

Mr. Diabolical: -looks at Tesla- oh no I've been spotted!

Tesla: "Are you Elon Musk?"

Frisk: "He isn't."

Tesla: "...Oh."

Mr. Diabolical: -is a short trashcan of a robot that has been barely welded back together-

Frisk: "I'm Frisk Rogers Gaster-Blook Dreemurr Fox."

Tesla: "I killed Musk. Finally!" She looked at Frisk. "Hi, Frisk."

Frisk: "Oh, wow!"

Frisk: "Did you save the world from him?"

Tesla: "Most definitely."

Mr. Diabolical: -barrel rolls behind frisk-

Frisk: "Cool!"

Jeska or Jukon: (whait Musk is evil?

Tesla: "Also, I'm Tesla. Tesla 'KQBR491' Lexar."

Frisk: * She doesn't respond to the trashcan going behind her.

Frisk: ((it's a joke))

Tesla: ( In Tesla's timeline he is )

Frisk: "That's a nice name."

Tesla: ( Other than that it's a huge joke )

Frisk: "Greetings, Tesla!"

Mr. Diabolical: -some random noises happen and the bag of doritios is thrown into the open near Tesla-

Frisk: * She looks down at the Doritos.

Frisk: "Can you eat those, Tesla?"

Tesla: She picks up the bag, opens it, and eats a single Dorito. "Yeah."

Mr. Diabolical: -there was a small hand shocker attached to the doritios, barely shockig tesla when they pick it up-

Tesla: "..."

Tesla: The shock doesn't really affect Tesla. Or she's just unfazed.

Tesla: ( brb )

Mr. Diabolical: -hops out- HAHA YOU'VE JUST BEEN EMP'ED!

Mr. Diabolical: you're now disabled!

Frisk: "Er.. I don't think it did too much."

Frisk: "Maybe you should modify it a little!"

Mr. Diabolical: how?

Frisk: "Maybe have it trigger a tazer or stun gun when you reach into the bag."

Frisk: "That way, it would certainly be effective."

Jeska or Jukon: I had a stun gun

Frisk: "Wowie, Jukon."

Mr. Diabolical: I had a stun gun before

Frisk: * She didn't say that

Jeska or Jukon: ((sorry didn't mean to jukon that

: Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon] is now Mister Diadolical [Mr. Diabolical].

Frisk: ((it's fine

Frisk: "I remember that."

Frisk: "Do you have any more?"

Mr. Diabolical: -pulls out another one- yeah

Frisk: "You just need to find a way to have it trigger when somebody's hand reaches inside the bag."

Frisk: "Which means putting it in the bag of Doritos."

Mr. Diabolical: it completely disabled her -point to the AFK Tesla-

Frisk: "It doesn't look like it."

Frisk: "She's just standing there."

Mr. Diabolical: oh

Mr. Diabolical: how do I make if more powerful?

Frisk: "I just said what you could do."

Mr. Diabolical: -grabs the doritios, and puts the shocker in the bag-

Frisk: "Put the stun gun in a new bag of Doritos, and make it trigger when somebody reaches into the bag."

Frisk: "Like that."

Mr. Diabolical: I need a stun gun then

Frisk: * She gives Mr. D a stun gun.

Frisk: "There."

Mr. Diabolical: YES!

Frisk: "Now you have to be creative, and have it activate when you put your hand in the bag."

Frisk: "Don't test it on yourself."

Mr. Diabolical: -puts the stun gun in the bag

Frisk: "Now you have to attach a string to the trigger and a dorito."

Mr. Diabolical: -attaches a string to the trigger and through the bag- now what?

Frisk: "Give it to somebody when you get the chance."

Mr. Diabolical: oh okay

Mr. Diabolical: it this works I could use an evil assistant in my quest to rule the world!

Frisk: * She shrugs. "Maaaybe."

Tesla: "..."

Tesla: "What."

Mr. Diabolical: YOU THERE

Mr. Diabolical: WOULD YOU CARE FOR A TASTY DORITO!?

Frisk: * She looks to Tesla and mouths 'just go with it'.

Tesla: She takes out a laser gun and looks at Mr. D, spinning the gun around Robocop style. "Hmm?" she questioned with an innocent tone.

Mr. Diabolical: -looks around, playing dumb- hhhhhhoww did that get in there?

Mr. Diabolical: Ittt must have been those EVIL coporatations!

Mr. Diabolical: -pulls the string to try and trigger the stun gun-

Frisk: "Totally."

Tesla: "..."

Mr. Diabolical: -looks hopeful that the stun gun actualyl worked and shocked tesla-

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Tesla: Tesla gets shocked, but the electricity simply somehow gets stored for later use. She doesn't look affected.

Tesla: "Thanks for the power."

Mr. Diabolical: COME ON -throws nothing on the ground-

Jamie (Judas): -warps in- Muahahahaha...

Frisk: "You could say that all this is very.."

Frisk: "[i]Diabolical.[/i]"

Mr. Diabolical: -starts laughing- HA HAHA

Mr. Diabolical: That was a good one

Tesla: "Ha. Ha. Ha."

Mr. Diabolical: -grabs the doritios from Tesla- YOU THERE

Tesla: "What?"

Mr. Diabolical: -to jamie- Would you care for a tasty snack

Mr. Diabolical: -also took the other thing-

Jamie (Judas): ... Fine.

Tesla: She looks at Jamie. "Don't eat from it..." she mouths.

Mr. Diabolical: -hold the bag of Doritos out-

Frisk: * She fiddles with her wedding ring a bit.

Jamie (Judas): -looks at tesla, unable to understand what she said-

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Mr. Diabolical: -pulls the string, starting the stun gun inside of it when Jamie reaches in-

Jamie (Judas): !!?

Mr. Diabolical: HA HA, YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP

Jamie (Judas): OW you DICKHOLE!

Mr. Diabolical: -runs over FRISK, hopping up and down- IT WORKED!

Tesla: "..."

Frisk: "Ouch."

Frisk:

Mr. Diabolical: (lol

Mr. Diabolical: -runs over to Frisk*

Frisk: "Also, interesting. I guess."

Tesla: "As much of a fuckhead as Elon," she muttered under her breath, glaring at Mr. Diabolical.

Jamie (Judas): -Summons a dark fireball- HOW DARE YOU STRIKE THE KING OF DEMONS!

Frisk: "..You're in for a bad time, though."

Mr. Diabolical: -is too busy talking to Frisk to notice

DamnDude: (( A dark fireball, how does that even work. ))

Mr. Diabolical: I did it! I worked!

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GN Austin: ((I dont know, demons?))

Mr. Diabolical: wait bad time?

Jamie (Judas): -Throws the fire at Mr. D-

Tesla: She glanced at her convienient non-Musk laser gun, then at Mr. Diabolical.

Frisk: "The bad thing about being a bad guy is that everybody will hate you."

Mr. Diabolical: -slowly turns to face the fireball as it impacts him-

Tesla: "Imbicile." She shoots a laser at Mr. D

GN Austin: ((They're gonna fuckin' kill him))

Mr. Diabolical: -bursts into flames and gets shot by a laser, which rips through him like a hot knife through butter-

Mr. Diabolical: -falls to the ground-

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Tesla: ( #rekt )

Lua: walks into the bar.

Frisk: "Like that."

Lua: "...OK, what the hell."

Frisk: "I suggest you don't piss too many people off?"

Mr. Diabolical: -is lying there, as the fire sizzles out-

Jamie (Judas): -Picks him up, ready to fucking kill- THERE WILL BE NO MERCY IN HELL, FOR YOU!

Lua: Hey, I don't think you understand one of the very few and very simple rules...

Jamie (Judas): -turns to Lua-...?

Mr. Diabolical: -isn't even on, is merely a hunk of metal at this point

Lua: We don't kill people in the bar, smart ass.

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Jamie (Judas): ...Ok, sorry...

Tesla: "I killed Elon in a bar."

The Tin Twins: ((>Be me))

The Tin Twins: ((>Going down hallway from class to class))

Jamie (Judas): -Walks out of the bar- OK, NOW YOU DIE!

The Tin Twins: ((>Hundreds of people in this hallway))

Auger: -walks in- Maxus you here?

The Tin Twins: ((>Friend has large musical instrument of sexy pain known as a saxaphone))

The Tin Twins: ((>Accidently run into Saxaphone))

Lua: walks over to Judas. "Jesus, what the fuck did he do to you?"

The Tin Twins: ((>Direct hit, right in the nose))

The Tin Twins: ((>Bleeding everywhere))

Frisk: "..He used a stun gun on him."

The Tin Twins: ((>Bleeding out of nose and mouth due to blood going down my nose and into my mouth))

Jamie (Judas): I'm doing both me, and Auger a favor.

The Tin Twins: ((>Friend tries to get my to Nurse))

The Tin Twins: ((>Bleed down entire hallway))

The Tin Twins: ((>Can't see because of blood))

Auger: -hey has anyone seen Maxus, that small robot that is trying to take over the world?

Tesla: (

Auger: I just finished repairing him

Lua: slaps Judas. "Are you actually serious"

The Tin Twins: ((>Space out))

The Tin Twins: ((>In principal's office))

The Tin Twins: ((>Snap back to reality))

Jamie (Judas): -Throws MR. D down- Nob off, mate.

The Tin Twins: ((And that is how I got two days detention for bleeding all over a school hallway))

Lua: How about you stop threatening people for stupid reasons?

Jamie (Judas): I AM THE LORD OF DEMONS! I Have no time for your shit, mate.

Tesla: ( I got detention for two days for throwing rocks once )

Mr. Diabolical: -isn't operating right now-

Lua: Yes, and I'm the master of disaster, and I have no time for your shit, mate.

Jeska or Jukon: hey aren't you the loser that will never get any action in their life

Jamie (Judas): ...Fuckin hell...

Frisk: "'the lord of demons'?"

Jamie (Judas): Yes, I killed Lilith, who was both my mentor and former lord of demons.

Jeska or Jukon: it means that he is over compensating for his nonexistent dick

Jamie (Judas): At least my humor isn't 90% dick jokes.

Frisk: "Dude, I'm a scientist and an ambassador."

Frisk: "I have time for this."

Jamie (Judas): ...

Frisk: * She pulls out twenty five hundred page notebooks.

Lua: ...Alright, and now I suddenly have the feeling this extends out more than your anger issues and egotistical personality.

Frisk: "I've had enough time for this."

Frisk: "I've also had enough time for kids and a wife."

Frisk: "I'm a fucking busy person, y'know."

Frisk: * She puts the notebooks away.

Jamie (Judas): ...Well, I'm sorry to here that. -Looks at Lua- And what are you talking about?

Auger: Maxus?

Frisk: "Excuse me."

: Terra [Tesla] disconnected.

Frisk: "You say you are the lord of all demons, and that you 'have no time' for this and that."

Frisk: "Well, I'm the ambassador of all Monsters in my timeline, and I don't complain."

Auger: -somehow finds Mr. D- damnt it, I just fucking fixed you

Jeska or Jukon: he ain't shit, all he does is mope around here

Jamie (Judas): -Looks at Auger, surprised-...You fixed this asshole?

Auger: Dude, he is annoying, but he is harmless

Bondertale: (Mr. Diadolical(

Jamie (Judas): But I thought...

Frisk: "Lord of Demons, you are just an arrogant guy who hates somebody who is harmless."

Frisk: "You can't just kill somebody because they're a little annoying."

Dr. Fintevious: -is with Toriel-

Frisk: "That's like killing your dog because they peed on the rug."

Jamie (Judas): ...You're comparing dog piss to a stun gun. What the actual hell mate?

Lua: You know, I wouldn't completely be surprised if he actually did that.

Frisk: "A stun gun doesn't hurt that much."

Auger: Really he actually used a stun gun effectively? That is his greatest accomplishment so far

Auger: And I somehow expect he had help in the endeavor

Jamie (Judas): -Looks at Auger- I thought you hated him!

Auger: I mean he is annoying, but well after what happened to him recently

Bondertale: is with Fintevious.

Jamie (Judas): What happened recently?

Auger: He nearly got destroyed by someone else in the bar

Auger: I fixed him and he ran out

Jamie (Judas): ...oh.

Lua: is going to sit down. It seems like the best choice.

Jamie (Judas): I...

Auger: If I get him fixed, can you guys just play along with him?

Frisk: "Seriously, you try to kill somebody because they used a stun gun on you."

Auger: I don't think he really wants to rule the world

Mk: was the guy who nearly destroyed him, I think

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Asuka: ((So

Auger: He won't talk to me, just runs away and yells shit about taking over the world

Jamie (Judas): -Holds his head- Dear god... what've I done?

Mk: stupid mk, walking around, being a robot and hurting Mr. Diabolical

Asuka: ((There's a fine line

Mr. Diabolical: ((actually it was corsvia

Asuka: ((Between forcing and napping

Mk: well nvm then

Bondertale: (lol)

Frisk: ((lel))

Frisk: ((also it was Glamor))

Asuka: ((And one of Azzy's more interesting skills is the ability to make me feel sleepy as shit

Auger: I mean has any of the weapons he used actually dangerous by any real means?

Asuka: (("Hey Azzy you wanna move my hand"

Frisk: ((I wanna talk to Azzy soon))

Asuka: (("Go back to sleep"

Asuka: (("No please its been 2 hours"

Frisk: "None of them were dangerous."

Asuka: (("How bout I do anyway"

Bondertale: (he's trying to barchar you, dude! YOU'RE BAZZY!)

Bondertale: (does Azzy actually meme you)

Asuka: ((I added that last bit

Jamie (Judas): ...

Auger: -picks him up- thats what I thought

Auger: I'm a blind Lombax and I can tell that he is no threat.

Jamie (Judas): -Sits in his booth, clearly feeling terrible-

Auger: -walks out with Mr. D- I see if I can fix him

The Tin Twins: ((So today I beat LISA Slarv))

The Tin Twins: ((Joyless))

Asuka: ((ooh boy

The Tin Twins: ((Fuck you.))

Auger: Also if he does come back without me, try not to kill him

Asuka: ((Pain mode?

The Tin Twins: ((I had a lineup of a One-armed Brad, Terry, Buckets, and Garth))

Jamie (Judas): *Long sigh*

The Tin Twins: ((Yes. Pain mode. With no fucking joy))

Asuka: ((Das good

Asuka: ((Did you beat satan?

The Tin Twins: ((Yes.))

Dr. Fintevious: you know, we could do a quick vactation

Asuka: ((Kewl

Asuka: ((Now do joyful

Asuka: ((It's 2 hours long

Asuka: ((And it will destroy your soul

Frisk: ((Slarvath would you fuck LISA))

Asuka: ((No she's a bitch

Frisk: ((good))

The Tin Twins: ((Now let me say))

The Tin Twins: ((I fucking hate Buckets))

Asuka: ((Didn't get him

The Tin Twins: ((He's so damn good, and i'll admit I lost more than a few party members trying to get him))

Asuka: ((Did you get crisps laddady?

The Tin Twins: ((R.I.P Nern, and about 6 others))

The Tin Twins: ((I got Crisps, but I didn't want to use him since my lineup was pretty solid))

The Tin Twins: ((I found some fucko named Ajeet who I used to beat the shit out of Wally with))

Asuka: ((Wally is a bitch

Asuka: ((Crisps does 1000 damage with a normal hit mah dawg

The Tin Twins: ((Buckets looks cooler, Garth is fucking amazing with poison))

The Tin Twins: ((And i'm sure as hell not going to drop Terry after all the shit I put up with to keep him))

Frisk: ((slarv would you fuck garth))

Asuka: ((Garth 2 gud

Mr. Diabolical: ((oh all people garth hasn't run into yet and should have its Jukon

The Tin Twins: ((Also, some kinda resort place))

The Tin Twins: ((I went there))

: Mister Diadolical [Mr. Diabolical] is now Yazan [Dr. Fintevious].

The Tin Twins: ((FUCK THAT))

The Tin Twins: ((I walked in, saw the shit in there, and Grandpa Simson'd))

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Frisk: ((hi

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

The Tin Twins: ((Also uhh))

The Tin Twins: ((For that 'special scene' involving you're party members, theres oen more reason I hate buckets))

The Tin Twins: ((FUCK YOU BUCKETS))

The Tin Twins: ((Terry cries and does at best 80 damage. Garth actually only did 100 and sometimes just didn't do anything))

The Tin Twins: (('Garth doesn't want to do this" . . . ))

Asuka: ((Oh yeah that part

The Tin Twins: ((BUCKETS HAD NO REMORSE AND SHOT ME FOR OVER 900 DAMAGE EACH TURN))

Asuka: ((Y o u s h o u l d p l a y j o y f u l

The Tin Twins: ((Is it free or do I have to pirate that shit too))

: Bondertale's connection timed out.

Asuka: ((You are a pirate

Asuka: ((It's dlc

The Tin Twins: ((Still wouldn't buy it. Why would I pay money to have a game punch me in the dick?))

Asuka: ((Cheap little shit

Asuka: ((It's an EXE file like LISA so it's probably out there

The Tin Twins: ((GNA made a comic, neato))

Asuka: ((https://disqus.com/home/discussion/igg-games/lisa_the_joyful_free_download/

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.

GN Austin: ((yup))

Asuka: ((I'll try and get azzy to talk after some food

Frisk: ((Alrighty!))

Bondertale: (and be will make multiple comics)

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].

DamnDude: (( Also, I ended up doing the class change for Lua in the RPG sheet. ))

: Asuka [Asuka] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].

Fabriel: is gently hugging Asuka on the couch

DamnDude: (( He's now in the version I was making for my thing before he was put into Painful, except I kept one of his old specials that's slightly modified. ))

Frisky: * The Anydoor opens. Somebody throws a bear plushie at Fabriel. Then the Anydoor slams shut again.

Frisky: ((fabriel: ow fuck what is this))

Fabriel: ...

Frisky: * Inspect it?

Fabriel: looks down at it

Frisky: * It's similar to the owl plushie.

Jamie (Judas): . . .

Frisky: * It has a tag on it!

The Tin Twins: ((I see Grey hoodie boy))

The Tin Twins: ((Kek))

Dr. Fintevious: ((I need food but theres no food in my place and no one is fucking open at this point in the day

Frisky: * It has a few notes on it, too.

DamnDude: (( Lua (Can’t Decide on his Moveset): Level 1 ))

Frisky: * The tag, I mean.

Fabriel: puts sukie on the couch, she sleep. He picks up the bear

Fabriel: wonders if gotemom is around

Bondertale: she is, and has somehow nit noticed him waking up

YoungKingAsgore: -is asleep on the couch-

Fabriel: reads

Tesla: ( "Carrots. Either grind 'em up into juice, eat 'em raw, or insert them anally." -Quagmire )

Frisky: * If you look at the tag, it says 'For you! Love, Hyper'

Frisky: ((Fabriel: I'm too old for this shit))

Fabriel: smiles a bit, confused. He puts it with frisky the owl

The Tin Twins: ((So what's new))

The Tin Twins: (9Did the slarv new arc happen))

Frisky: ((no))

Fabriel: ((No

Fabriel: ((We're setting it up

Bondertale: toriel looks around. She notices fabby. "O-oh! Asriel!"

Bondertale: (the orb isn't just weird and qnnoying)

Fabriel: ((Two robots and an orb so far

Bondertale: (its a mind eraser. I don't know why. But it is. )

Bondertale: (and it's honed in on fabby and Asuka. )

Fabriel: Hello, Toriel

Dr. Fintevious: ((is anyone else going to be running an arc soon at all?

Fabriel: ((DD

Fabriel: ((I'm waiting on him to get mine in gear

Fabriel: ((Of course there's plenty that happens befooooore you all go to kill giant robot gods

Dr. Fintevious: ((I have one in plan too

Dr. Fintevious: ((problem is that I'm not on CAU prime time

Bondertale: "..." Toriel looks away, awkwardly. She wasn't sure if fabby still remembered.

Fabriel: Apparently I lost a day... weird

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Fabriel: ((BTale is gonna have someone to shank by the end of this

DamnDude: (( Also, if you didn't look where I've been dropping hints, game day starts real soon. ))

Fabriel: ((Oooh boy

Fabriel: I "woke up" earlier

Bondertale: toriel's eye twitches. Of fucking course.

Dr. Fintevious: (( I take it that you'll not be needing anythnig from me righr DD

Fabriel: Asriel said I got shocked..

Bondertale: "How much do you remember of yesterday?"

Fabriel: Hmm...

Fabriel: I remember I came in, we were talking

DamnDude: (( Definitely not right away, I have you in one chapter at this point. ))

Fabriel: ((Also Yazan and DD I need to ask you sum shit

Dr. Fintevious: ((I'd rather not deal with feces

The Tin Twins: ((Hey Yazan))

The Tin Twins: ((Did you know theres a LISA party member named Yazan))

The Tin Twins: ((He's a fucking samurai that likes cats))

The Tin Twins: ((I used him for a bit.))

Bondertale: "And anything after that?"

The Tin Twins: ((He died, got permakilled by Beady))

Fabriel: I sort of... blacked out

Fabriel: I can't remember a thing

Bondertale: "Damn..." she mutters.

: ((i'm going to take a 10 minute nap cause i'm lazy af))

Dr. Fintevious: ((really laharal?

Dr. Fintevious: ((I've never even seen LISA before

Fabriel: ...

Fabriel: I called you mom...

Dr. Fintevious: (Yazan comes from something else though

: Terra [Tesla] is now One Hundred in the Dark [Tesla].

Fabriel: ((Lol Laharl got permakilled

Fabriel: ((I beat the game and no bosses used permakill moves

Fabriel: ((Not even satan

Fabriel: ((It was weird

The Tin Twins: ((Also.))

The Tin Twins: ((FUCKING MOTORCYCLE GANG))

The Tin Twins: ((KILLED MAH BEASTBORB))

: One Hundred in the Dark [Tesla] is now The White Rose Murders [Tesla].

Bondertale: perks up

Tesla: (( I now have a new source for titles and names ))

Fabriel: ((Gonna go eat, I'll be on mobile for a bit

: Fabriel [Fabriel] disconnected.

: The White Rose Murders [Tesla] is now The White Rose Murders [Auditori].

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Van Halla: -blazes into the bar on a chariot thats on fire while playing a guitar solo- GOD OF ROCK!

: ★ Joseph: * "Juan is dead, bro"

Van Halla: What?

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Van Halla: total bummer dude

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Van Halla: there any righteous babes about then?

: ★ Joseph: * "Quentin Tarantino made a movie about him in his h----"

: ★ Joseph: * He shrugged.

: Fabriel [Fabriel] joined chat.

Van Halla: -slings his guitar on his back and grabs a beer from the bar- To Juan and only

Fabriel: That was... Why did I say that?

Auditori: Auditori walks into the bar. "Hey, all."

Bondertale: "Asriel...do you remember a red orb? Any glimpses?

Van Halla: -chugs the beer and finishes-

Fabriel: Yes..

Fabriel: It was there when i woke up today

Van Halla: hey there righteous

Fabriel: And i've seen something like it before

: The White Rose Murders [Auditori] is now Cavalcade of Insanity [Auditori].

Auditori: "Uh, hi?"

Van Halla: I am Van Halla, God of THUNDER AND ROCK N ROLL

Auditori: "I'm Toriel. Nice to meet you." She tinkers with a kazoo.

Van Halla: -brings his guitar to position and plays a quick solo-

Auditori: She claps. "Wow."

Van Halla: we should make that instrument into a device of pure awesomeness!

Auditori: "Reminds me of Cross. The Border."

Bondertale: "Yes, well, judging off of information from you and Asuka, I think it's...erasing your memory. I don't know to what end."

Fabriel: Erasing my memory?

Fabriel: Of what?

Bondertale: "Well, a decade of your life, for one."

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Van Halla: -plays a rift from Van' Halen's poundcake

Bondertale: "Your parents."

Fabriel: ...

: ((also i'm alive now))

: Yazan [Dr. Fintevious] is now Yazan [Van Halla].

Fabriel: ((Debatable

Bondertale: "Unless you've regained that while you slept."

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Fabriel: I don't... Know my parents

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Van Halla: lets make that kazoo into something better -shoots lighting at in and it becomes a Vuvuzela-

Van Halla: wait, thats not what I wanted

MettatonSEX: ((howdy

Van Halla: (oi

Auditori: "..."

Bondertale: "Exactly."

: ((hi)))

Auditori: "Hey, have you heard of Cross. The Border. before?"

MettatonSEX: and Glamor enter the bar.

Fabriel: ...

Fabriel: Wait.. how do you know that?

MettatonSEX: ((is that the van halla from the league of super friends?

Van Halla: Can't say I have lass

Fabriel: shifts in front of asuka protectively

Bondertale: "We've talked about this before, dear."

Van Halla: ((close, it is based off of him though

MettatonSEX: ((ohhhhh

Auditori: "Cross. The Border. was a band Juan was in."

Bondertale: "Oh, you mean-child, I didn't send it."

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Van Halla: ((good memory dexter fan

MettatonSEX: ((ayyyyy

Bondertale: "I CA understand the thought process, but it's incorrect."

Glamor: [font=glamor]Hi.[/font]

Fabriel: ((...what the fuck are you sending flame

MettatonSEX: Yo.

Fabriel: ((That makes no sense

Bondertale: (autocorrect.)

MettatonSEX: (❤︎)

Fabriel: ((You didnt send it?

Bondertale: (the orb)

Van Halla: (( Valhallen was the name of the guy from the show

MettatonSEX: ((ohhhhh

Fabriel: We havent talked about that before...

Van Halla: I heard of the dude, but never got to know him

MettatonSEX: ((i knew it was based off valhalla and van halen

Fabriel: Or did we?

MettatonSEX: Hello.

Van Halla: ((one of the best bands ever

MettatonSEX: ((they are a good band

Bondertale: "Me and Asuka talked while you were...'asleep', for lack of a better term."