: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]Delta rolls in. Beep. "Hello, patrons."[/color]

Mr. Diabolical: but....we're robots

Gaster: I've heard better villain names in stories written by five-year-olds.

Sincere: "... 'We're the same species so we have to cooperate'."

Glamor: [font=glamor]Your name sounds like a half-assed Crash Bandicoot bootleg villain.[/font]

Frisk: "This is.. interesting, to say the least."

Sincere: "Some species eat their babies. That's not cooperation."

Mr. Diabolical: robots hate organics

MettatonSEX: No, we don't.

Gaster: He doesn't hate me.

: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]"I am a robot. I observe organics."[/color]

MettatonSEX: Not as a whole.

Sincere: "Not all beings of a species share the same belief."

Lilith: -Lifts up her blindfold to see Mr. D- What the hell is this thing? A robotic trash can?

Sincere: "Yes."

Gaster: I've had children with Mettaton.

: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]Delta rolls up to Mr. Diabolical. "...Observed."[/color]

Mr. Diabolical: ewww children

MettatonSEX: Excuse me.

Glamor: [font=glamor]......[/font]

Frisk: "Excuse me."

Sincere: "Alright that's rude. Everyone's a child at one point."

: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]"Children are usually critically postively recepted, according to my observations."[/color]

Mr. Diabolical: well I'll be forced to destory anyone who opposes me then@

Corsiva: Rude!

Glamor: [font=glamor]-summons a wall of electrified bones, each one taller than he is.-[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]YOU WANNA GO[/font]

Sincere: "So the entire bar? Which is like 10 people if not more?"

Gaster: *Summons a small storm cloud.

Glamor: [font=glamor]YOU WANNA FUCKING GO, BITCH?[/font]

Gaster: ((that was supposed to be corsiva whoops

MettatonSEX: Glamor!

Mr. Diabolical: -pulls out a small toy hammer- BEHOL MJOLNIR!

Frisk: * She pulls out a tazer, just in case.

RVR: RVR pulls out a tommy gun. He aims at Mr. D. "..."

Corsiva: giggles. Gaster wishes he knew what was going on.

Glamor: [font=glamor]I'M TIRED OF BEING HURT. I'M TIRED OF THIS CRAP.[/font]

MettatonSEX: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!

The Trio: gets into battle stances, each one. Serene forms an iceball in her hand, Sincere forms a fireball, and Surreal is ready to release poison.

MettatonSEX: that was glamor

Glamor: [font=glamor]I HAVE HAD ENOUGH[/font]

Mr. Diabolical: I found the legendary hammer of Thor!

RVR: "I don't want to have to pull this trigger, you motherfucking useless-to-society-dried-up-rust bucket-robotic piece of absolute grade-A shit."

Gaster: is facing away from Mr. D.

Frisk: ((Glamor: IT'S TIME TO STOP

Sincere: "It's plastic."

Frisk: ((Glamor: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS

Sincere: * He walks up and taps the hammer.

Mr. Diabolical: -it sparks a bit-

RVR: RVR shoots the hammer.

Lilith: -Gets up and summons an Incubus- We are all against you, trash can... leave this place.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-fires the wall at Mr. Diabolical, shouting.- I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.[/font]

Mr. Diabolical: -the hammer is shot and broken-

Sincere: "...I don't know how you manage to get these things to work, but only slightly."

Mr. Diabolical: -Mr. D is hit and knocked down-

Sincere: "Oh. Goodnight I guess."

Frisk: * She puts the tazer away.

Frisk: "..yeesh."

MettatonSEX: Glamor... you used offensive magic!

MettatonSEX: You learned to do that?

Glamor: [font=glamor]I had SIX YEARS OF TIME ALONE TO PRACTICE,[/font]

MettatonSEX: ...

Gaster: He used an attack?

Mr. Diabolical: owwww -is broken, battered, beaten, scorched, slashed, broken, and burnt-

Gaster: ....

MettatonSEX: Yes.

RVR: Mr. 6'5-Pictionary-static-smile-man walks over to Mr. Diabolical and looks right in his face.

MettatonSEX: I'm proud of you for teaching yourself but very upset with myself.

Lilith: -Looks at Mr. D- Pathetic...

Sincere: "Now please leave. Look at yourself. You're completely broken. Nobody wants to hurt you any more, but I'm sure a few people would be willing." And of course by that he means himself.

Mr. Diabolical: -too to badly damaged to move-

RVR: "You better fucking stay there, you inept waste bin."

Gaster: nods in agreement.

Corsiva: pokes Mr. D. "I think you broke him, Glamor."

Glamor: [font=glamor]I'd take out the trash but nobody would want to date you.[/font]

Lilith: -Chuckles at that burn-

Glamor: [font=glamor]Good, he threatened us.[/font]

RVR: "Get FUCKED."

Mr. Diabolical: -starts barely crawling away-

Sincere: "...You can't even move. That's how broken you are. You can ask us to pick you up and place you somewhere else and we'd---or do it yourself."

RVR: He grabs Mr. D.

Corsiva: Oooh, he's goin.

RVR: "Where do you think you're going?"

Lilith: RVR... No... Don't do it.

Sincere: "Hey, let him leave."

Mr. Diabolical: -is leaving a trail of oil as he tries to leave-

RVR: He looks at Lillith, dropping Mr. D. "How the fuck do you know my name?"

Glamor: [font=glamor]-summons lightning- Leave this place.[/font]

Frisk: "This is very.. interesting, to say the least."

Lilith: ...

Lilith: I take time to learn the names of everyone.

Glamor: [font=glamor]And never return.[/font]

RVR: "..."

Mr. Diabolical: ahhhhh it hurts

RVR: "Bullshit."

Frisk: "Did I already say that?"

Lilith: Yeah, it is.

Frisk: "Oops."

Corsiva: "Gee, at least give him a little time."

Sincere: "Alright, everyone chill out. He's leaving, you can go back to your normal stuff."

Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm telling him to leave so he doesn't think he can stay.[/font]

RVR: He aims the gun at Mr. D, the smile still on his face. It never changes. "..."

Lilith: Between you and me... I had a little help from this thing. -Takes out the "Necronomicon"-

Sincere: "He probably and hopefully already knows he can't leave."

Sincere: * Can't stay*

Mr. Diabolical: -crawls to the door somehow-

Frisk: * She lifts the book up close to her face.

Sincere: "See, he's almost gone."

RVR: He looks at Lilith. "Well, RVR isn't actually my real name, so, yeah."

Mr. Diabolical: you guys are mean

Glamor: [font=glamor]-dissipates his magic. A 4'11" skeleghost child managed to be intimidating.-[/font]

Corsiva: So are you.

Sincere: "Says the one threatening to take over the world. And being horrible at it."

Glamor: [font=glamor]And you're a jerk.[/font]

Lilith: -Hovers back to her seat, putting her blindfold back on- Alright.

MettatonSEX: Honestly? You're trash.

RVR: He laughs.

Mr. Diabolical: ....

Mr. Diabolical: -just leaves pathetically-

Gaster: Well, I'm certain that was an interesting show to watch.

Sincere: "Goodbye. Please don't return."

MettatonSEX: I recorded it.

RVR: "...You look like a Mac Pro. Except you're not usable."

Gaster: Thank you.

: Frisky's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: I've recorded interesting things.

Lilith: Giggity.

Gaster: I'm certain you have, dear.

RVR: Cinema's voice can be heard. "Like that chainsaw thing.....!"

MettatonSEX: So if you get your sight back, well, I can send them to your phone.

Glamor: [font=glamor]![/font]

MettatonSEX: !

MettatonSEX: Look at that, chainsaw noises.

: Mister Diadolical [Mr. Diabolical] disconnected.

Gaster: ... Is that shitty temmie back>

Glamor: [font=glamor]No... I don't know..[/font]

MettatonSEX: Which one?

Gaster: The...

MettatonSEX: I see neither.

Gaster: motions Mettaton close.

MettatonSEX: leans in

MettatonSEX: ((the))

Gaster: whispers, "Two words, involving a certain rich black woman."

MettatonSEX: Oh.

MettatonSEX: No.

MettatonSEX: I heard him, but no.

Gaster: Yes. That one - I see.

Gaster: Well, I don't.

Corsiva: Daaaad.

MettatonSEX: I was gonna say.

MettatonSEX: Yes, darling?

Corsiva: Is the trash can gonna come back, or is he gone for good?

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: RedVelvetRebellion [RVR] is now RedVelvetRebellion [Cinema].

Cinema: ( Cinehell )

Sincere: "He's gone, hopefully."

Cinema: Nope. He walks in. "What did I do?"

Corsiva: crosses her arms. "Rats, I wanted some target practice."

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

MettatonSEX: [font=glamor]...You can target practice that guy.[/font]

Cinema: "W-what?!"

Cinema: "The fuck did I do to you?!"

Serene: 'I can build some ice sculptures you can use as target practice.'

MettatonSEX: You know what you did.

Cinema: "No, I don't!"

MettatonSEX: ...

Cinema: ( Plot twist that is real: This is an alternate Cinema )

Corsiva: looks at a Temmie. "What did he do?"

Cinema: "I mean, I almost signed up for some show involving you, Mettaton, but..."

The Trio: ((Real Cinema died, so this couldn't be the actual one anyway

Gaster: Darling, I think this is a different Cinema.

MettatonSEX: Screwed up my show, hurt my cousin's feelings, dest-- what?

MettatonSEX: Almost?

Cinema: "Yeah. Almost."

MettatonSEX: .....

Glamor: [font=glamor].....[/font]

Cinema: "I ended up collaborating with your cousin. Made some albums with them."

MettatonSEX: You did?

Cinema: "Oh, yeah. Fun times."

Cinema: Take note that this Cinema also acts way differently from the way actual asshole Cinema does.

Glamor: [font=glamor].............. -summons an electric boner- Okay, are you or are you not the guy that ruined a movie shoot with my dad?[/font]

MettatonSEX: ((BONE

The Trio: ((boner

MettatonSEX: ((NOT BONER

GN Austin: ((OH NOOOOO

Gaster: ((OH MYYYYYYYYY

Cinema: "I'm not!"

MettatonSEX: ((HE DOESNT HAVE A DICK

The Trio: ((it's ruined

MettatonSEX: ((AAAAAAAAAA

Gaster: ((electric boner, is that a vibrator?

Gaster: ((i'msorry

: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.

Cinema: He's not wearing the Fuck Oprah shirt. Instead he's wearing some other shirt with a picture of "RB26DETT" on it.

The Trio: ((Cinema made it

MettatonSEX: ((HE IS SIX

Cinema: ( Drakon made it )

anon: (electric boner)

Bondertale: (HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

MettatonSEX: ((ABBY I SWEAR TO GOD

anon: (hehehehe)

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Gaster: ((hello slarv welcome to mv makes an interesting typo

The Trio: ((Brb

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Cinema: "..."

MettatonSEX: ((CHIMERA DON'T POINT IT OUT

Fabriel: ((Wait what

Cinema: ( "electric boner" )

Fabriel: ((OH BY

Fabriel: ((MY

Fabriel: ((My hand is still half asleep

MettatonSEX: ((I FUCKED UP

Glamor: [font=glamor]-The bone disappears-[/font]

Cinema: "Jeez...why do you guys hate me so much?"

Gaster: We met some other you who was... not a good person.

Bondertale: tori is here, looking at fabby

Fabriel: ((It worked yay

Cinema: "...Oh."

MettatonSEX: Well another version of you was, put lightly, a cunt.

Fabriel: ((He can't talk but he can take over my hand

Cinema: "Oh."

Fabriel: ((That's... either really good or really bad

Gaster: ((what if he slaps you

Fabriel: ((Little bitch

Cinema: ( dont give him ideas )

Lilith: -Starts playing a one man game of Poker, however that works-

Cinema: ( actually do )

Gaster: Yeah. You can understand the animosity.

Bondertale: (hey Azzy make slarv jack off at some point.)

Gaster: ((OH

Bondertale: (i immediately regret posting that)

Cinema: "Mhm. Well, uh...I'll...just...go now." He looks irked out and leaves.

Fabriel: ((Fuk u bich

Gaster: ((THERE'S A DRAW THREAD ON THE SUBREDDIT

MettatonSEX: ((what if he writes an essay about how much that sentence is fucked up

Cinema: ( Azzy, unzip his pants and look for his dick )

Bondertale: (the cau subreddit?)

MettatonSEX: ...

Bondertale: (that'd be funny)

Fabriel: ((My hand feels so weird now

Fabriel: ((Imma get some water

: Fabriel [Fabriel] disconnected.

Gaster: ((no, the undertale subreddit

: skeletonghosthunter [anon] is now skeletonghosthunter [Alphys].

Bondertale: (nothin' too interesting in the cau subreddit)

: skeletonghosthunter [Alphys] is now Alphys [Alphys].

: Fabriel [Fabriel] joined chat.

GN Austin: ((I will make CAU Fanart™ eventually))

Fabriel: ((Hoo lord that fucked me up

Bondertale: (so, and this is pretty spontaneous, have you started work on the new Bible? And either way, do you want, like...help with that or something? I'm not trying to pressure you to start it and/or finish it, it's just a question.)

Fabriel: ((Everything feels numb

Fabriel: ((My hand, my head, everything

MettatonSEX: ((wow

Alphys: walks through the anydoor\

GN Austin: ((My neck, My back...

Cinema: ( Plot twist Slarv's dick is numb )

Fabriel: ((And I already felt like throwing up beforehand, so this is not making me feel good at all

Bondertale: (i want a piece of art that's one character from every important rper.)

Gaster: ((well, i've got a con this weekend and a paper due on monday

MettatonSEX: looks to her. "Oh."

GN Austin: ((K, I will do that eventually))

Cinema: "..." RVR looked at Alphys. "Hi."

: RedVelvetRebellion [Cinema] is now RedVelvetRebellion [RVR].

Gaster: Hum? What's going on, dear?

MettatonSEX: An Alphys.

Fabriel: ((My head form is now a goat

Bondertale: (slarv, chime, mv, mythm'n, b, ad, yazan, laharl, Frisky...i feel there's more I'm forgetting. But yeah.)

Fabriel: ((Imma be a gote

MettatonSEX: 's voice is flat, unexpressive.

Gaster: Oh.

RVR: ( "Imma be a gote" -Slarvath 2016 )

Alphys: looks to Mettaton "W-who are you?"

Bondertale: (i dunno who would have what, other than the obvious of mv and chime, and me having barchar)

MettatonSEX: ...

Bondertale: (and b would presumably have b but who knows)

GN Austin: ((I'm adding myself because myeh))

MettatonSEX: Okay, you're clearly not the one I know, so you're better than I had feared.

Bondertale: (oh, tri, forgot try)

RVR: ( tfw pencil is lost )

Alphys: ?

MettatonSEX: But darling, I thought everyone recognized me by now.

Gaster: Alphys, this is Mettaton.

Bondertale: (speaking of which, tri are you afk?)

Fabriel: ((I think so

MettatonSEX: flips his fringe. "Mettaton Gaster-Blook, and I know who you are."

Alphys: "O-oh, h-hello Mettatin"

Fabriel: ((I got a research paper to finish by tomorrow.. yaaaaaay

Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad, is this the lady who did bad things?[/font]

MettatonSEX: ...No, titanium.

GN Austin: ((I'm gonna draw it when I get my drawing tablet))

RVR: ( Alphys: "hi tonton" )

MettatonSEX: And it's... a version of her.

MettatonSEX: ((TONTON

GN Austin: ((CAU™ Fanart))

Alphys: "H-how do you know w-who I am?"

Gaster: ... He had an interesting relationship with some other you.

Gaster: It wasn't good.

MettatonSEX: Simply put, an alternate timeline version of you built this body and did horrible things that I woukd rather not have to explain in full detail.

Alphys: "A-ah.."

RVR: ( Metta: "she....she called me....tonton....." -shudders- )

MettatonSEX: puts a hand on his hip, faint hisses sounding as he shifted his weight.

MettatonSEX: ((methbusters no

Gaster: Anyway, I'm his husband. It's nice to meet you.

Gaster: extends his hand to shake... to the space next to Alphys.

MettatonSEX: So you can understand that I'm not exactly fully trusting of you right now.

Glamor: [font=glamor]An inch to the left, papa.[/font]

Alphys: awkwardly reaches for gaster's hand "N-nice to meet you too.."

Gaster: gives a gentle, but firm handshake.

Jamie (Judas): -Wakes up- Uuuugh...

Gaster: Sorry, I'm getting used to the whole "being blind" thing.

Glamor: [font=glamor]...I'm... I'm Glamor. Don't touch me you have claws and I have enough scratches.[/font]

Corsiva: smiles warmly. "I'm Corsiva."

Glamor: [font=glamor]-has cuts lining his arms and neck, along with the cracks on his face.-[/font]

Alphys: "N-nice to m-meet you both.."

Lilith: -Walks up to Jamie- Ah, you're awake.

Jamie (Judas): Nob off.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Just no needles or plants or anything.[/font]

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Needles? When was that?

Glamor: [font=glamor]They remind me of a nightmare.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Oh.

MettatonSEX: Fair enough

The Trio: ((Back, what's going on

RVR: ( glamor iz fukd up )

The Trio: ((Wowie

MettatonSEX: ((glamor is fucked up still, alphys just came in

Gaster: frowns. "That's fine. He has trypanophobia."

Jamie (Judas): -Gets up- . . .

MettatonSEX: I was wondering when that developed. Sorry, darling.

Glamor: [font=glamor]'S okay.[/font]

Lilith: I didn't want to kick your ass... You came at me.

The Trio: snaps back to reality.

Jamie (Judas): I'm... I'm sorry.

RVR: ( WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PENCIL )

Glamor: [font=glamor]...So, um, miss? Who exactly are you?[/font]

Barchar: "Hello, child."

Lilith: For what? You were just--

Surreal: "Hi! We're all here now."

Jamie (Judas): I'm sorry for trying.

Jamie (Judas): I'm never gonna be like you.

Jamie (Judas): -Walks out-

Lilith: ...

GN Austin: ((GTG For a bit guys))

: GN Austin [GN Austin] disconnected.

The Trio: ((Bye

Fabriel: ((I feel nauseous and my face is numb and I'm hungry

MettatonSEX: ((oh no slarv

Gaster: ((eat something

MettatonSEX: ((eat a thong

Fabriel: ((I'll throw it up if I do

MettatonSEX: ((a thing

The Trio: ((Wowie

Fabriel: ((Especially the thong

MettatonSEX: ((how did i fuck up that bad

Fabriel: ((Tri I deed it

Alphys: "O-oh! My n-name is Alphys, I'm a-assistant to the Dr. Gaster in my t-timeline"

Barchar: "I noticed."

The Trio: ((Deed wot

Bondertale: (because the two letters are right next to each other)

Gaster: Assistant?

Gaster: Hm.

Fabriel: ((Now I feel numb all over, which is making my food poisoning even worse

Fabriel: ((Possession

Glamor: [font=glamor]Assistant for what? Making weird noises with Dad?[/font]

MettatonSEX: Glamor!

The Trio: ((First of all, hope you feel better

The Trio: ((Second of all, WHAT REALLY

Bondertale: bazzy is pretty much collapsed in a corner, drooling. Whatever barchar did this time, he REALLY liked it.

Fabriel: ((Just a fist, but yeah

Glamor: [font=glamor]I have better hearing than you think.[/font]

MettatonSEX: ( ( ͡ ͜ʖ͡)

The Trio: ((That's amazing

Gaster: ... We're going to need better soundproofing...

Fabriel: ((It was awesome but now I feel like shiiiiiiiiiit

Gaster: But, ah, anyway... what sorts of experiments are you doing?

Glamor: [font=glamor]Stop making weird noises.[/font]

Alphys: "D-Dr. Gaster is King A-Asgore's royal scientist. I-I'm his assistant."

Glamor: [font=glamor]Ohhhhhhh.[/font]

The Trio: ((At least possession is one positive to look at, still though I hope you'll feel better

Alphys: "W-We're currently working o-on artificial soul production"

Surreal: "How's possession going?"

Fabriel: ((At this point I'm just waiting for him to get more vocal with constant narration and stuff, so I'm gonna start on the other crazy mind shit because why wait

Gaster: Artificial, huh?

MettatonSEX: Oh, how... interesting,

The Trio: ((Don't try imposition yet though, vocality is important for that

Fabriel: ((Mhm

Glamor: [font=glamor]Cool.[/font]

Barchar: "Pretty alright."

Surreal: "Good progress?"

Fabriel: ((I keep fucking up his form while visualizing so I'm not gonna start that yet

The Trio: ((Alright, imposition takes a while so take your time

Barchar: "better than its was."

Surreal: "That's good. Any news?"

MettatonSEX: How has it gone?

MettatonSEX: Any progress?

MettatonSEX: Anything brought back from the dead?

Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad that's rude[/font]

Barchar: "You're going to need to be more specific than that, child."

Gaster: Darling, please...

Surreal: "...Anything you've seen recently that I haven't that is of significance?"

Alphys: "Not v-very well... neither of us are sure w-what makes up a human soul... besides D-Determination of course"

MettatonSEX: I'm asking a simple question. Sorry...

Gaster: clears his throat. "I'm afraid I can't help there. The soul's a mysterious thing."

Glamor: [font=glamor]Sugar, spice, everything nice, and determination, but that's only for human girls.[/font]

Alphys: doesn't understand the point of the 'back to life' comment

MettatonSEX: ...

Barchar: "Significant go you? Not particularly."

Alphys: "I-it is.."

Corsiva: frowns. "That sounds fake, Glamor."

MettatonSEX: That's from an old cartoon, Glamor.

Bondertale: (the Powerpuff girls were created from liquid determination in the UT universe)

Glamor: [font=glamor]Well what if it was true?[/font]

Bondertale: (chemical x is a type of alcoholic drink)

Gaster: ((are you saying the powerpuff girls exist in the UT universe

Surreal: "Alright, thanks. Charity and/or Clarity should be here tomorrow, by the way."

Corsiva: I'm not made of those.

Glamor: [font=glamor]What if you create three normal human girls with it?[/font]

: RedVelvetRebellion [RVR] is now RedVelvetRebellion [QT].

QT: QT walks in.

Gaster: Glamor, no.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Glamor yes.[/font]

Bondertale: (not as actual people)

Bondertale: (in the cartoon)

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Barchar: nods. Well, then they're going to see me get my body! That'll be fun. "

Glamor: [font=glamor]But really, you should totally try it.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Don't try it.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad![/font]

Gaster: I'm not going to try creating a human girl - oh you meant Alphys.

MettatonSEX: It could kill people, Glamor!

Glamor: [font=glamor]...........[/font]

Mr. Diabolical: ((whose rping alphys?

Surreal: "That's good. Then you can speak to them. I'm not sure what their decision is. They won't tell."

Glamor: [font=glamor]It could work.[/font]

MettatonSEX: ((my girlfriend

QT: "The fuck?"

Gaster: But it could kill people.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Papa, not you too![/font]

Mr. Diabolical: 9ah

Mr. Diabolical: ((ah*

Barchar: "Well, hopefully they don't try to break my bar."

Gaster: Yes, me too.

MettatonSEX: In the show it made a huge explosion and sent glass everywhere.

Glamor: [font=glamor]In the show they used Chemical X.[/font]

Surreal: "Hopefully. I like this place. Which might be why they aren't telling me. They think I'm too attached to this place. To be fair though, Charity would tell me, Clarity is the only reason she can't tell."

Bondertale: (i like to think that when barchar has a body, grillby will just give her a glare every time she says that the bar is hers)

MettatonSEX: Determination could be Chemical X.

Barchar: "Man, clarity sounds like a douche."

Gaster: Don't give him ideas!

Glamor: [font=glamor].....[/font]

: RedVelvetRebellion [QT] is now RedVelvetRebellion [Auditori].

Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh no...[/font]

Fabriel: ((I feel like crawling into a ball and sleeping for days but I have a fucking paper due for my stupid bicth ass proffessor

Glamor: [font=glamor]Don't do it, Ally![/font]

MettatonSEX: ...

Alphys: .....

Bondertale: ("I let my tulpa possess me and it made me nearly pass out")

Bondertale: ("and also he made my dog eat my homework")

Fabriel: ((PRACTICE TAKES PERFECT

Alphys: "I-it's Alphys.."

Corsiva: Did you just give some random lady a nickname?

Fabriel: ((ILL DO IT IN CLASS

Glamor: [font=glamor]Sorry....[/font]

Surreal: "He is. He's not evil, but...chaotic good?"

Fabriel: ((AND THAT WILL BE MY EXCUSE FOR FALLING ASLEEP AS ALWAYS

Surreal: "A mean person on the good side."

Alphys: "I-it's alright.."

MettatonSEX: Don't be sorry, just... what the heck.

Glamor: [font=glamor]I don't want you to kill people... That's what the bad lizard did.[/font]

Barchar: waves a hand. "Whatever. Forget the dungeons and dragons alignment system. He's just a douche"

Barchar: "I won't say that to his face, though. I may be immortal, but my body won't be. I think. And I still like my bar."

Alphys: "o-oh..."

Glamor: [font=glamor]I dunno what it was but if that's part of Dad's past then don't be like she was.[/font]

Corsiva: nods. "Killing is bad!"

MettatonSEX: Glamor oh my god.

MettatonSEX: ........

MettatonSEX: tenses up.

MettatonSEX: wake me up inside

Corsiva: notices. "Dad?"

Surreal: "...Alright. And yeah, you wouldn't want to offend him. He doesn't destroy people for being mean, but that's just a bad first impression. "

MettatonSEX: ....

Surreal: "And he's a demigod so..."

Gaster: Oh, no...

MettatonSEX: Corsiva... you're right, but...

Corsiva: "Did I say something wrong?"

Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad did bad things when he was a kid and regrets them deeply. I overheard him through my wall.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Glamor!

MettatonSEX: Don't say that...

Corsiva: ...

Corsiva: "I... I get it..."

Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm telling the truth, okay? I'm sorry but she's gotta know.[/font]

MettatonSEX: .........

MettatonSEX: The lights in his body go off.

MettatonSEX: Congrats you broke your dad.

Barchar: "Maybe once he's come here enough. It could be fun, honestly."

Alphys: "C-can you save you f-family discourse for when y-you get h-home?"

Corsiva: Dad! Dad, are you okay?

Glamor: [font=glamor]......[/font]

Gaster: ... Sorry.

MettatonSEX: glm

Glamor: [font=glamor]OH NO[/font]

MettatonSEX: ((FUCK

Glamor: [font=glamor]I BROKE DAD[/font]

Corsiva: floats up to her dad and pats him on the shoulders. "Dad, can you hear me?"

Gaster: sits up straight. "What's going on?"

Alphys: shuffles backwards awkwardly

Surreal: "...He's possibly only coming once. Me and the trio have to leave after this."

Glamor: [font=glamor]-begins sobbing uncontrollably- I'M SORRY I SAID THAT DON'T HATE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/font]

: RedVelvetRebellion [Auditori] is now RedVelvetRebellion [TLCUndyne].

MettatonSEX: I can hear you. I just... god damn.

TLCUndyne: Shit. A TLCTale character walks in. This time it's TLCUndyne.

MettatonSEX: Alphys, I'm sorry you have to see this.

MettatonSEX: ((what is tlctale

TLCUndyne: ( ffff

TLCUndyne: ( Everyone has a My Strange Obsession/TLC-style quirk/obsession )

Glamor: [font=glamor]I'M SORRY[/font]

Gaster: ((the learching channel

MettatonSEX: ((ohhh

Gaster: ((... learning

Gaster: ((i meant learning

The Trio: ((brb looking up learching

Gaster: ((i don't think it's a word...

MettatonSEX: lights back up, then hugs his son. "It's okay, just don't do that again."

TLCUndyne: "...Yo, everyone."

Alphys: sees undyne and immediately starts blushing

MettatonSEX: ...Well that's constant.

TLCUndyne: ( It's either TLCUndyne is obsessed with Alphys )

TLCUndyne: ( Or something else )

Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs back, then sees the fish-[/font]

The Trio: ((Not a word darn

Gaster: Ah, there's an Undyne here.

MettatonSEX: (( >:-)

Gaster: ((then we gotta make it a word

The Trio: ((yes

MettatonSEX: ((it means fucking

The Trio: ((oh

TLCUndyne: ( "ey bby u wan some lerch" )

MettatonSEX: ((it means fucking now

TLCUndyne: She looks at Alphys. "Oh, hey there." She tries to control her obsession with Alphys.

MettatonSEX: ((im gonna learch you real hard

The Trio: (("bby i think it's time...we need to learch"

The Trio: (("wot"

Barchar: "...wh-what?"

TLCUndyne: ( "bby im gonna learch u so hard that ull be so sore u cant walk rite" )

Gaster: (("darling, I'd like to try learching tonight."

Alphys: "H-hi Undyne!"

Bondertale: ("ay girl u wanna learch")

Glamor: [font=glamor]-goes up to the jukebox and plays Careless Whisper-[/font]

Jeska or Jukon: -walks in-

MettatonSEX: snickers.

Corsiva: snickers as well.

: Mister Diadolical [Mr. Diabolical] is now Jeska or Jukon [Jeska or Jukon].

TLCUndyne: "What the hell?"

Bondertale: (i still think that tlcundyne should have an obsession with breaking shit but eh u do u)

Jeska or Jukon: hey everyone -sits at the table with a lot of papers-

TLCUndyne: ( an obsession with alphys and breaking things )

MettatonSEX: Hello.

Gaster: I hear paper. And saxophones.

TLCUndyne: "Yo."

MettatonSEX: ((breaking alphys's cunt

Surreal: "I'm only here temporarily, remember? Gotta go through all the timelines and do all that stuff, being a messenger...yeah. I can't escape."

TLCUndyne: ( o my )

MettatonSEX: ((i'm not sorry

Surreal: * His tone when he says that is normal. But his eyes evidently hold tears.

MettatonSEX: Glamor played Careless Whisper for a couple.

TLCUndyne: ( TLCUndyne: "ALPHYS I'M GONNA LEARCH YOU SO HARD" )

Jeska or Jukon: hey Gaster

Gaster: Oh.

Gaster: Hello... Jeska, was it?

Jeska or Jukon: I have the papers

TLCUndyne: "A couple?" She blushes.

Jeska or Jukon: yep

Gaster: Please forgive me, I'm still blind.

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Jeska or Jukon: No problem

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Barchar: "I...i don't..." barchar looks away. "...I don't want that to happen. I don't really care about many people. I'll pay attention to some that aren't asriels, but..." barchar looks away.

Alphys: blushes even more and starts stammering

The Trio: ((Ayy

Glamor: [font=glamor]-giggles-[/font]

The Tin Twins: ((I decided to visit NinjaKiwi to try out the old games I used to play in middle school))

Gaster: ((ninjakiwi

TLCUndyne: "Uh."

The Tin Twins: ((Got lost for an hour doing nothing but popping bloons))

Surreal: "...I never talk because I don't want to be friends with anyone. If I do it makes leaving harder for me and them. I'm sorry for being your friend."

The Trio: ((bloooons

Gaster: ((... yeah that's what was on there!

Barchar: "Don't you get breaks? Off time? Anything? I don't...i don't just want to lose you."

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The Tin Twins: ((Just fucking popping bloons to my soundtrack))

The Tin Twins: ((For a full hour))

The Tin Twins: ((Alone.))

TLCUndyne: ( i want a mechanical keyboard )

Glamor: [font=glamor]You're not as cool as a kaiju but you're still way cooler than Dad's version of you.[/font]

Jeska or Jukon: ((oi ad

Gaster: ((mechanical keyboards sound so nice

Jeska or Jukon: can someone help me with this?

TLCUndyne: ( especially cherry mx blues )

Alphys: "O-oh, t-thank you"

Surreal: "I have nothing. Everyone in my timeline are slaves to our god. Our god isn't mean, but his intentions are too ambitious. Constantly going from timeline to timeline, researching, doing that stuff, and a decision is made. Then we leave everything."

The Tin Twins: ((I have the damn chrome app))

Fabriel: ((Hi Azzy

The Tin Twins: ((That swaps Keyboard for Leopard))

TLCUndyne: She looks at Alphys. "I think you're pretty cool...."

TLCUndyne: ( XKCD - s/keyboard/leopard )

Glamor: [font=glamor]-gives a thumbs up-[/font]

Fabriel: ((AD I mean

The Tin Twins: ((So you just asked for a mechanical leopard))

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: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

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MettatonSEX: ((lol

Alphys: just falls over at undine's compliment. this is too much

MettatonSEX: ...Rip.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Rip.[/font]

Gaster: Did the lizard fall?

MettatonSEX: Yes.

The Tin Twins: The Tin Twins re-enter the building, once again moving over to the couch and just talking to eachother. This is a rare sight, they barely ever talk, and only to eachother. (And their master)

TLCUndyne: "..."

TLCUndyne: "Alphys?"

Sincere: "Hi there."

Jeska or Jukon: take that as a no

Alphys: is laying on the floor staring at the ceiling, eyes wide

TLCUndyne: "Alphys?!"

The Tin Twins: And the moment Sincere pipes up they both just go silent, Aluminum, the female, younger sister one, looks over at Sincere, waving happily. Steel, the older brother, moves infront of her as if to protect sister from the big bad world.

Barchar: just stares at him in concern and just a little bit of horror. "N-no...no! Y-youre one if three people in this entire bar that can see me! And one of two that I've brought myself to care about! I'm NOT-I CAN'T-i d-don't deserve to lose you!"

Corsiva: Is she okay? Does she need first aid?

Glamor: [font=glamor]-flies over to Alphys.- Are you dead?[/font]

Alphys: "I-I'm f-fine.."

The Trio: ((dammit two paragraphs

Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh.[/font]

Corsiva: Okay.

TLCUndyne: ( TLCUndyne confesses to Alphys like that dogfucker did to leafy )

MettatonSEX: Reluctantly, he goes to Alphys and extends a hand to her.

The Tin Twins: Yes. They are actually made of grey, hard as metal, tin. Do not let the names fool you, they're made of tin. They're not mechanical, mostly magic in nature.

Alphys: takes mettaton's hand and is helped up

MettatonSEX: pulls his hand away as soon as he can.

Surreal: "...Believe me, I want to leave. But again, I can't. I'd be brought back by an entire timeline of people 'depending on me' for their stupid work. I don't understand why they can't just...not help. There's an infinite amount of timelines. Nothing can be solved completely. And yet they try anyway, ruining lives thinking they're helping others. They are helping others. But there's an infinite amount of others who still need help. And there's no way to get to all of them. It's impossible."

Fabriel: ((Paper is done

Fabriel: ((And I don't feel like I'm gonna pass out anymore yay

The Trio: ((>silent character makes longest post I've made

The Trio: ((Noice

Surreal: "Long story short I can't do anything about it even though I want to."

Sincere: "...What's wrong? I'm not going to hurt you. I just met you."

TLCUndyne: "..."

Alphys: "T-thank you.."

MettatonSEX: You're welcome.

MettatonSEX: His voice is still cold, but less so.

Barchar: is...shaking. "I...i need time to think, child. Don't go before I come back. Please." she flies over to bazzy

The Tin Twins: Steel scoffs, and moves to the side, seeing as how Sincere doesn't look too threatening. Jesus, someone has one hell of a big brother instinct there. Aluminum waves to Sincere, bobbing up and down in her seat on the couch.

Bondertale: (god, poor barchar)

Surreal: "...I'm not leaving yet. Probably tomorrow. Or the day after. But I'm here now."

The Trio: ((rip

TLCUndyne: "..."

Glamor: [font=glamor]So, Alphys, are you and the fish gonna kiss?[/font]

Fabriel: ((Imma RP now

Sincere: "Hi there. You both seem a bit jumpy. Anything wrong, or are you two just like that?"

Corsiva: grins.

MettatonSEX: snickers.

Fabriel: gently holds Sukie, still on the couch

Alphys: blushes and squawks

The Tin Twins: ((Brb Vyvance wore off, gotta go eat something before my blood sugar knocks me out))

Jeska or Jukon: what? -looks up- oh

TLCUndyne: "W-Whaaa...?"

The Trio: ((Alright

MettatonSEX: You don't just ask that.

TLCUndyne: She blushes.

Glamor: [font=glamor]But are they gonna kiss?[/font]

Bondertale: toriel is still near them.

MettatonSEX: Is it your business?

Fabriel: God... where are we gonna stay

Glamor: [font=glamor]No but I wanna know.[/font]

Fabriel: I don't have any money...

MettatonSEX: ...

Bondertale: "The bar is always open, dear."

Fabriel: Alright...

The Tin Twins: ((Alright back))

The Tin Twins: ((Have pizza bites))

Corsiva: starts to generate a little bit of electricity. "Oooh, sparks!"

Fabriel: looks at Sukie, "W-we're gonna stay here tonight... ok?"

MettatonSEX: sighs, chuckling, as he leaves these kids to their business. He sees the new metal people.

The Tin Twins: Steel just sends Sincere a dangerous look. Somehow a 14 year old is capable of sending an entire message through one look. It's an easy to decipher one. 'Touch her and you die.' Although Aluminum doesn't seem too worried at all. She just scoffs, making a sort of mocking 'scary' pose towards Steel.

The Tin Twins: Dear god these two would be awesome at Charades.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Ooh, sparks of love! Now you're destined to be in love.[/font]

Alphys: screams internally

Sincere: * He turns to Steel. "So are you her guardian or something? She doesn't need protecting, you're both safe here. Chill."

TLCUndyne: She is internally going crazy, but this is one of her dreams. She looks at Alphys. "Uh....so....."

Jeska or Jukon: ((brb, snack time

Barchar: "I..." she floats a little away from bazzy. "I just wish there was some way to help. Sure, I'll have a body, but there's no way I can fight off an entire army of demigods."

MettatonSEX: ((alphyne alphyne alphyne alphyne

The Trio: ((Entire army of demigods? I must have worded something wrong

The Trio: ((But that's technically correct because they have the support of other timelines with demigods so yeah

Bondertale: (eh. Barchar is making assumptions)

Gaster: smiles. "Do I smell love in the air?"

The Trio: ((Ah alright

: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

: Jeska or Jukon's connection timed out.

Alphys: looks up at undyne, blushing wildly

MettatonSEX: Yes, and not just from us.

Alphys: secretly totally wants to kiss

Glamor: [font=glamor]-totally wants to see people happy-[/font]

Barchar: (so I just wanna get something clear: is this the kinda thing where they were always supposed to have a finite lifespan and if we managed to keep them from needing to go you wouldnt have any idea what to do with them?)

The Tin Twins: Steel keeps the cold look, and pulls Aluminum into a sort of shoulder-bump, gesturing to her and his faces. Really, if you look closely, it's pretty damn obvious these two are twins of some sort. Aluminum rolls her eyes. Doing some kind of mocking punching motion at Steel.

TLCUndyne: "Alphys...I...I, uh...."

Corsiva: watches, waiting.

The Trio: ((If they were to stay they'd basically do what they're doing now. But Surreal would be much more talkative

Barchar: "But isn't there anything I can do? Convince them to just give you SOME breaks? I mean, none of you can enjoy having your whole life be work, work, work, no stopping, even when you think you're free."

MettatonSEX: turns to the twins, and walks a bit closer to the two. "Hello."

Alphys: "i-if you d-don't wanna kiss t-that's p-perfectly fine!!"

Alphys: stammers and squawks

Barchar: (so it'd be pretty fine. Good. Cause tbh I've grown attached to these guys too. )

TLCUndyne: "I [i]really want to kiss.[/i]"

The Trio: ((Yay

Alphys: !!

Gaster: claps. "Good going."

Alphys: steps closer to undyne

The Tin Twins: Steel prepares to send another patented 'Big Brother Instinct Look' at MTT, and proceeds to not the moment they see MTT is almost twice their height. Instead, they just move a little bit infront of Aluminum. Aluminum herself waves happily to MTT, clapping a bit and gesturing towards MTT's metal body.

Barchar: (and I would be really sad to see them go. To be fair, though, I can almost see whoever the heck is running this show to feel the need to check in to this dimension every once in a while)

The Tin Twins: If you haven't figured it out yet, these two kind of have a thing for stealing random scrap metal and dragging it off to their master. It's a living.

Fabriel: ((Welp I was gonna buy a LISA background on steam because I had a few cents

Sincere: "So guardian guy wants to protect the other girl, but the girl feels like she's fine on her own? You need to decide on defensive or social."

Fabriel: ((But there's NO GOOD CHARACTERS

The Trio: ((Rip

Fabriel: ((MAD DOG, BUDDY, SHOCKLORD, WHO LIKES THESE FUCKS

TLCUndyne: She looks right into Alphys' eye. "...Uh..."

Fabriel: ((WHERES MY GARTH

TLCUndyne: ( eyes )

TLCUndyne: ( my s key is slowly going )

TLCUndyne: ( help )

The Trio: ((Charity and Clarity will definitely come here, if the god comes here that's some serious plot thing

The Trio: ((sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

The Trio: ((take my s's

TLCUndyne: ( -takes the '- )

TLCUndyne: ( fick )

The Tin Twins: Aluminum shrugs at Sincere, doing the 'coockoo' motion at Steel. Steel keeps his eyes on MTT.

Fabriel: ((Oh I can finally feel my hand again

The Trio: ((gdi

MettatonSEX: waves back, smiling, then realizes the gesture. "Oh? You two like my body?" He teases, pulling a dramatic pose.

The Tin Twins: Annoying little Sisters.

Fabriel: ((It's only been an hour and a half...

Alphys: quietly "s-should we kiss?"

Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles-[/font]

The Trio: ((i gave you a whole line of s and you took the apostrophe garnish

The Tin Twins: Aluminum claps, and Steel just gets a bit of a bewildered look in his eye. Like he cannot believe that the giant flamboyant robot just posed.

TLCUndyne: ( S S S S S S S S S S SSSSSS)

Gaster: ... Is my husband posing?

The Trio: ((YAY

The Trio: ((I assisted you in your S quest

Barchar: (well, you get my point. They might want to check in. Just make sure it hasn't given in to corruption or whatever the fuck)

TLCUndyne: She nods. "We....we should. Yeah."

The Trio: ((Don't let the S die

The Tin Twins: Steel facepalms. It's loud as fuck, because he just slammed a metal hand on a metal face.

The Trio: ((Yeah, they'll check in

TLCUndyne: ( TLCToriel walks in "WHAT THE-----MY CHILD, ARE YOU---" )

MettatonSEX: grins. "Absolutely!" And he poses more, until he hears the slam, caught in a dramatic pose.

MettatonSEX: ...Are you alright?

Alphys: gets even closer to undyne

Gaster: grumbles a little. "And I don't get to see..."

Sincere: "Alright, well, you two are cool I guess. Just know nobody will hurt you."

Fabriel: ((Idk what to RP rn

Grillby: ...............I have a video recording.

TLCUndyne: She leans in for the kiss, awkwardly. Take note that she's also screaming internally, very loudly.

Gaster: Thank you.

The Tin Twins: Aluminum punches him in the shoulder, and does some sort of wierd finger motion. To those who know a couple of different languages, it's just sign language. They don't talk near others. Steel just rolls his eyes and chuckles a bit.

Alphys: is screaming internally as well

MettatonSEX: Hm?

Alphys: leans up and kisses undyne

MettatonSEX: Are you two alright?

The Tin Twins: It's like watching two sims converse. They're really damn good at charades.

Sincere: "And you don't talk a lot. I'll keep that in mind. I have a friend who doesn't talk either."

: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Not Giant But Still A Decent Size Robot [Robot].

Corsiva: THEY KISSED!

Glamor: [font=glamor]YEAH THEY KISSED[/font]

Serene: * She's actually asleep though.

Gaster: Oh! Wonderful!

TLCUndyne: She kisses Alphys, and immediately blushes. "Heh...."

Barchar: "I-i mean, I thought clarity soundedike a douche, but keeping you working and working, with no room for friends or enjoyment or anything? That's not chaotic good, that's just CRUEL!"

The Tin Twins: They both nod in sync though. Throwing arms around eachother's shoulders and kicking back like the chummiest of chums, even though its obviously sarcastic.

Alphys: blushes even more than she was already

Alphys: (brb for a sec)

MettatonSEX: resumes a normal position.

Robot: wanders in through the regular bar door, it's small but looks similar to the giant one

Glamor: [font=glamor].......[/font]

TLCUndyne: ( i'm gonna go get a snack )

Corsiva: Oh! 'nother Robot!

Glamor: [font=glamor]Hi.......[/font]

Robot: looks around, making clicking noises

The Tin Twins: Notable:Steel is obviously more tailor-made to heavy work, heavy lifting, and punching things. Aluminum is clearly made in a sort of different vein, as more of an assistant or such. They're clearly manmade.

Barchar: (fucking ten name)

Robot: walks up to the kids, glaring at them with its glowing red eyes

The Tin Twins: When Aluminum bangs against something, it sounds like she's hollow, like a can. Yet Steel doesn't make any noise, he's completely full, solid, and ready to accidently fall and break through walls.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-glares at the robot.-[/font]

The Tin Twins: Which kids.

Corsiva: Uhhh...

Sincere: "And you two are metal. What kind?"

Robot: *the skelekids

Glamor: [font=glamor]-summons more magic electrobones-[/font]

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TLCUndyne: "..."

The Tin Twins: Aluminum reaches into a large bag around her hip, and just pulls out a tin can. She points to the word 'Tin' on it.

Corsiva: *Summons a small stormcloud in her hands.

MettatonSEX: Oh, tin-teresting.

Sincere: "Alright, tin. What are your names? I assume it has to do with tin."

Lilith: -Sits in her booth- . . .

The Tin Twins: Steel looks like he wants to know why Aluminum just carries around a bag of metal, that stuff is supposed to go to Master Tungsten.

Robot: 's eyes flash

The Tin Twins: Aaand Steel facepalms again. Oh god that pun.

MettatonSEX: That explains the noise at least.

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The Tin Twins: Steel rolls up his...sleeve, which makes a large ripping noise, as that is a part of him. Theres a word etched onto his forearm. 'Steel'

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Oh dear.

The Tin Twins: Aluminum does the same, except hers is written in fancy cursive, and has a more delicate touch. 'Aluminum.'

MettatonSEX: Alright...

Sincere: "...You are made of tin. And your name is Steel. And your name is Aluminum. What."

MettatonSEX: Metal.

Robot: morphs, revealing a giant laser

The Tin Twins: Both Aluminum and Steel look at Sincere with a look of 'idunno' and shrug.

Robot: points it at the chillun, charging it

Glamor: [font=glamor]-fires the bone wall-[/font]

Corsiva: screams "Dad! Papa!"

Robot: gets hit by the bones, staggered. It topples over

The Tin Twins: The moment the laser charges up, both the Twins look at the decent sized robot.

The Tin Twins: They stop.

The Tin Twins: They look at eachother.

The Tin Twins: They nod.

MettatonSEX: turns to see this, and immediately stands in front of the kids.

: Not Giant But Still A Decent Size Robot [Robot] is now The Orb [The Orb].

Gaster: sits up. "What's going on?

The Tin Twins: And proceed to run at the robot, jump on it, and try to rip all the metal off of it.

The Orb: flies in through the window, blasting the shit outta the robot

The Trio: ((ech gtg

MettatonSEX: I don't know!

Jeska or Jukon: -is too busy doing homework to give a shit about this-

MettatonSEX: ((cya

The Tin Twins: The twins were on the robot.

The Trio: ((tomorrow is things

The Trio: ((clarity/charity

The Tin Twins: They get flung across the room.

The Orb: blasted the twins as well then, orb doesn't care

The Trio: ((Bye have fun

TLCUndyne: ( Soy un perdedor I'm, a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? )

: The Trio [The Trio] disconnected.

Corsiva: The weird ball is back!

The Tin Twins: Steel is a heavy motherfucker and flies right on through the damn wall. Aluminum just bounces against the side of it.

Grillby: .........Really?

MettatonSEX: goes NEO, ready to fight.

Jeska or Jukon: hey I'm trying to study, do you guys mind?

The Tin Twins: Aluminum scratches the back of her head and looks away, whoops. They'll replace that later.

MettatonSEX: Hurt my kids and you die a painful death!

The Orb: hits it over and over again, it's ripped to metal shreds. Asuka stares at the orb from Fabriel's hug

Gaster: summons a blaster, which... starts to act as a seeing eye dog. Huh.

Barchar: just pouts like a petulant child. Which is more reasonable when it's about some of your only real contact being taken away from you, likely forever.

The Orb: beeps and flies back out the window

The Tin Twins: And then she's gone, having been pulld back through the wall, Steel is in her place, and by god he looks [b]PISSED[/b].

The Tin Twins: Steel runs forward, grabs the metal shards lying around, and just fucking starts chucking them like spears at the Orb as it flies away.

Corsiva: blinks. "AAand it's gone."

The Orb: blasts the shards away

MettatonSEX: turns to his kids. "Are you two okay?"

Glamor: [font=glamor]Mmhm...[/font]

TLCUndyne: ( Raul Pockit Oli Avioli, also known as R. Avioli )

Corsiva: nods.

MettatonSEX: ((RAVIOLI

TLCUndyne: ( R. Avioli Pockit Oli )

The Tin Twins: Steel walks over to the new hole in the wall, helping Aluminum up. She's mostly fine, Steel on the other hand, has a massive damn dent in the back of his neck from when he got blasted through the wall.

The Tin Twins: Aluminun inspects this, and actually speaks up for once.

Aluminum: "Really Bro? Not again...We'll have to get Master Tungsten to buff that out..."

The Orb: "❄❒♋■❑◆♓●♓⧫⍓ 👌♋⬧♏" is emblazoned upon one of the metal shards

Jeska or Jukon: ......

MettatonSEX: looks to the twins.

Alphys: (back)

MettatonSEX: Are you two okay?

Barchar: (don't start going void on us slarv)

Gaster: *Gee, too bad gaster's blind or else he'd be able to read that.

The Orb: ((I needed a janky language

The Orb: ((Couldn't find a hylian translator

The Tin Twins: Steel doesn't respond to MTT, talking with Aluminum, this is probably going to be the only time you'll hear them talk in a while.

Barchar: (I'm just saying. Careful.)

TLCUndyne: "..."

The Orb: ((No voids involved

MettatonSEX: Gee, too bad it isn't all caps, or Metta could translate that.

Barchar: probably could read that, maybe, but she's busy anyway

Steel: "Don't worry Sis, it's just a dent, Master Tungsten can fix it easy. Now, on the other hand, I still remember that time you accidently ripped off your arm..."

The Orb: ((Fuckinnnn

Gaster: 's blaster tugs him over to the shard and whines. He picks it up.

The Orb: ❄☼✌☠✈🕆✋☹✋❄✡ 👌✌💧☜

The Orb: There fine

Alphys: "..."

MettatonSEX: ((thank

The Tin Twins: ((Next time, i'd suggest using Al Bhed))

Jeska or Jukon: hey fish

The Orb: ((Damn those Al Bhed!

Glamor: [font=glamor]Dad what do those symbols say?[/font]

TLCUndyne: She looks at Jezza. "What?"

The Tin Twins: ((Bitch Rikku is the best character I won't have you dissing her people))

The Orb: ((Wakka is the best character

MettatonSEX: looks at the orb.

Jeska or Jukon: where you from?

TLCUndyne: "..."

The Orb: has flown out the window already

The Tin Twins: ((I will fight you))

MettatonSEX: TRANQUILITY BASE

The Orb: ((He fights with his balls

MettatonSEX: just caught it.

TLCUndyne: "Somewhere."

The Orb: *It wasn't on the orb, it was on a metal shard

Glamor: [font=glamor]...Oh..[/font]

MettatonSEX: ok shard then sh

Jeska or Jukon: next to eslewhere?

The Tin Twins: ((Rikku stabs giant omega beings with her tiny daggers))

The Tin Twins: ((Wakka throws weaponry, Rikku steals it from gods))

Jeska or Jukon: elsewhere*

The Orb: ((Wakka killed god with a soccer ball

TLCUndyne: "Yeah."

Jeska or Jukon: right

The Tin Twins: ((Rikku killed god with the equivalent of a butterknife))

MettatonSEX: sighs, then looks to the twins. "If you two need a quick fix, I'm not bothered by fixing you up."

Alphys: is probably still trying to calm down after the kiss

Gaster: Tranquility base, huh?

The Orb: *The shards are still there, the robot is ripped in two but its brain is intact

Glamor: [font=glamor]I guess.[/font]

The Tin Twins: They're still going on about this 'Master Tungsten' to eachother, but Aluminum shakes her head at MTT. Tungsten is the only one allowed to actually work on them.

TLCUndyne: She hugs Alphys tightly.

The Tin Twins: Theres rules in being a magical being like these two.

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MettatonSEX: ...Alright,but if you do need help, don't hesitate to ask me.

Saitama: (('ello everyone))

MettatonSEX: ((hi b

Alphys: squawks at first and then hugs undyne tightly back

Saitama: ((Mind if I get a quick rant out of the way? It's just something that's been on my mind.))

The Orb: ((Ayy

MettatonSEX: ((ok?

Fabriel: He's still hugging Asuka, she's staring blankly at where the orb left

Saitama: ((A big problem I've had with a lot f media recently is what I like to call "Progressives for Profit"))

Jamie (Judas): -walks in- . . .

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The Orb: ((What

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The Orb: ((Rip msparp?

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MettatonSEX: ((ok?

Asuka: ((Yaay

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TLCUndyne: ( It keeps disconnecting and reconnecting me )

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Jamie (Judas): -Looks at Lilith- I W I L L D E S T R O Y H E R . . .

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MettatonSEX: ((back?

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Alphys: (is it working?)

MettatonSEX: ((i think

Saitama: ((Ok, we're back online))

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GN Austin: ((yep

Gaster: ((i think we're good

Asuka: ((We coo?

Saitama: ((But back to my potentially controversial rant))

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Saitama: ((Essentially, it's people who are pushing ideals that aren't necessarily bad, but are obviously only doing it to look good))

Gaster: ((no we're goo

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Saitama: ((Anyone here watch The Walking Dead?))

Barchar: (is the third apocalypse over?)

MettatonSEX: ((no

MettatonSEX: ((yes its over

Barchar: (good)

Asuka: ((I do

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Gaster: ((and i kinda agree with you b, as a bi person and a mentally ill person i'd rather have representation be sincere rather then to look good

GN Austin: ((FUCK THAT SEASON FINALE!))

Asuka: ((Season 6?

Gaster: ((and i stopped caring about twd in season 3

Saitama: ((So for the sake of appealing to modern audiences, they added in precisely one gay and one lesbian couple. Now, you may be thinking "oh B, you're a cynical freak"))

GN Austin: ((The one that just ended))

MettatonSEX: ((i agree with you, chime

Asuka: ((Yeah

Saitama: ((Slarvath, are you worried about S6 spoilerinos?))

Asuka: ((No

Asuka: ((I read the comics lol

Asuka: ((I know who diiiiieeeeed

Saitama: ((Immediately after those two couples entered the scene, the gay couple was phased out and one of the lesbians died))

Saitama: ((I mean, could you make it more obvious?))

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Gaster: ((oooh yup they were just there for the representation

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Asuka: ((well that's how it happened in the comics...

Saitama: ((Then, and here's the one that I might get hate for: Meghan Trainor))

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TLCUndyne: ( -survives- )

Asuka: ((At least with the gay guys

Asuka: ((The lesbian couple wasn't in the comics

MettatonSEX: ((hm?

Saitama: ((Meghan Trainor is manufactured to achieve critical feminism))

MettatonSEX: ((how so? i dont give a shit about her so idk

Saitama: ((It's not that the messages are so horrible. It's that it's so obvious that the actual music is pushed aside so that people will listen for some message))

Saitama: ((It's the same thing as people listening to shut Christian music because Jesus))

MettatonSEX: ((ah

Saitama: ((*shit))

Asuka: ((And the same reason people like Amy Fuck i forgot her last name

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Alphys: (also some of meghan trainer's messages are pretty trash)

Asuka: ((Who's the shit comedian

Asuka: ((Amy... shcumer

Saitama: ((Schemer or Poelher?))

Asuka: ((That's the one

Saitama: ((Ah))

Asuka: ((Schemer

Saitama: ((I meant to type that))

Saitama: ((Is everyone here in the loop about the Powerpuff shitstorm?))

Gaster: ((yes

Asuka: ((I am not

MettatonSEX: ((oh unfortunately

Gaster: ((i saw amy schumer live and she pretty much told jokes about her vagina the whole damn time

Gaster: ((i was there to see aziz

Saitama: ((Powerpuff Shitstorm is exactly what happens when you fuck up your Progressivism for Profit))

Asuka: ((I only heard that the new PPG was ass

Gaster: ((yeah, it's got five year olds twerking

Asuka: ((Oh dear lord they did a Teen Titans Go

Saitama: ((They tried to make an episode as an allegory for trans people))

Asuka: ((And fucked it up bad?

Saitama: ((Absolutely))

GN Austin: ((The ONE episode I saw was ok))

Asuka: ((Brb looking this shit up

MettatonSEX: ((when you try trans representation but you fuck up so hard that you portray us as overemotional and ignorant people who change who we are without researching it

MettatonSEX: ((and bubbles only wants this for her own gain

Asuka: ((Ohhhhhh my...

Gaster: ((it's the unicorn episode

Asuka: ((Thaaaaaat's fuckin shiiiiiiiitttttt

The Tin Twins: ((OH ARE WE TALKING SHIT ABOUT NEW TELEVISION))

Saitama: ((Most of the time I think tumblr is overreacting about stuff like this))

MettatonSEX: ((and then the unicorn had a horn the whole time

The Tin Twins: ((CAUSE I CAN GO ON FOR FUCKING HOURS ABOUT TEEN TITANS GO))

Gaster: ((i'm really worried about how the samurai jack reboot's gonna turn out

Saitama: ((But hot damn they screwed the pooch on this one))

GN Austin: ((THE BEN 10 REBOOT IS GOING TO BE ASS))

Gaster: ((i think they've got the creator on board for samurai jack so

Asuka: ((Ben 10 has been ass since series 1 ended

MettatonSEX: ((as a trans person i was heavily offended by this, and i watched the whole thing

Asuka: ((Oh jesus fucking christ this is awful

MettatonSEX: ((i felt physically unwell after watching it

GN Austin: ((If there is ONE series I'm hyped for, its Mega Man 2017...))

MettatonSEX: ((fuck the new ppg reboot's writers

MettatonSEX: ((with a cactus

Saitama: ((Get ready for Megaman to be fucked in the ass))

GN Austin: ((Pls no))

The Tin Twins: ((Hey remember when cartoon network made good shows)

Saitama: ((Austin, do yourself a favor and don't watch it))

Asuka: ((Could they make it any more obvious that they didn't give a fuck and were just doing it for brownie points?

Barchar: (ttg is a trainwreck)

The Tin Twins: ((And not shows meant entirely for 8 year olds full of toilet humor))

GN Austin: ((Don't crush my dreams B))

Barchar: (i swear to god)

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

MettatonSEX: ((the only good one is steven universe

Barchar: (and they're so self aware that it makes it even WORSE)

GN Austin: ((Regular Show?))

The Tin Twins: ((Nowadays I have to go on fucking boomerang just so I can catch some good pokemon or Tom and Jerry and shit))

The Tin Twins: ((Regular show is SHIT))

MettatonSEX: ((ive never seen regular show

Asuka: ((I stopped watching cartoons when Gravity Falls ended

Asuka: ((Now I watch chinese cartoons only

Gaster: ((i haven't watched adventure time in yeaaars, i stopped watching when it started getting deep and feelsy

The Tin Twins: ((It's got a fucking meta name. It makes no sense. It's disgusting))

Saitama: ((Let's see, what else is pure brownie points... The lesbian kiss at the end of Korra that came out of literally nowhere.))

MettatonSEX: ((im out of the loop on adventure time

GN Austin: ((I just want a good show... please Mega Man. Save us. Wake us up inside.))

Asuka: ((Ghost Stories is funnier than any shit cartoon network has done in years

Gaster: ((there was no kiss, just deep meaninful eyecontact

Barchar: (there's this one clip with...i think the villain's name is mad mod, where they literally talk about EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE SHOW and why the original us better without a hint of sarcasm or joking)

Asuka: ((You should all watch ghost stories

Barchar: (they just don't give a fuck)

Gaster: ((mv shouldn't, there's a rule two joke

MettatonSEX: ((iyou mean control freak

Saitama: ((It's not that I have a lesbian problem. I have a corporation brownie points problem.))

MettatonSEX: ((thank you

MettatonSEX: )(oh no b i totally get it

Asuka: ((Korra sucked ass

Asuka: ((Original was better

Saitama: ((Agreed))

The Tin Twins: (("Hey guys if we do shit that's politically correct maybe we can use that to compensate for our shitty humor! Quick, throw as many sexuality and gender terms as you can!"))

Barchar: (i dunno I haven't watched the original tt in a while and never actually watched ttg outside of clips and reviews)

GN Austin: ((It's a shame that I have to wait so much time to watch a new fucking Stephen Galaxy))

Saitama: ((I haven't seen SU, so I can't comment on that at all.))

Asuka: ((I only watched a few episodes before deciding "fuck this the original had a satisfying ending"

MettatonSEX: ((its worse when you see your identity thrown around like trash

Asuka: ((Guys

Saitama: ((Well hold on for just a moment))

Asuka: ((We should all watch a compilation of ghost stories

Asuka: ((It's so funny

The Tin Twins: ((Honestly though, 90% of my enjoyment from the original series was from Toph))

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The Tin Twins: ((Toph was amazing.))

GN Austin: ((Let's watch some Stephen Galaxy!))

Saitama: ((It's not like having your identity thrown around like trash is an exclusively LGBT problem))

MettatonSEX: ((oh i know

Asuka: ((Let me tell you about ghost stories

Asuka: ((It's an anime that sucked in japan

MettatonSEX: ((its just much more obvious

MettatonSEX: ((the dubbers gave no fucks

Asuka: ((Then the localizes got it

Saitama: ((Hell, the racial variant (both ways) is considered "comedy"))

Asuka: ((And made it A M A Z I N G

GN Austin: ((Anyone remember "Animaniacs?"))

MettatonSEX: ((id watch ghost stories if the rule two wasnt there

MettatonSEX: ((yes

GN Austin: ((It's what made me love Netflix))

Saitama: ((On one hand, you have Leslie Jones in Ghostbusters going "aw hell no"))

Asuka: ((Mmm, I don't think this compilation has it

Asuka: ((I'll make sure

The Tin Twins: ((Why the fuck did Ghostbusters suddenly go feminist))

Saitama: ((On the other, you have a billion different "white people can't dance/rap" jokes))

Saitama: ((OH YEAH GHOSTBUSTERS WHY DIDN'T I MENTION THAT BEFORE))

GN Austin: ((I'm just waiting for the English Dub of "Single Hit Boy"))

The Tin Twins: ((Yeah guys, we get it, women are equal, but why the fuck is Ghostbusters entirely female and full of jokes against men. We fucking get it, Women are equal, now give us back our nostalgia))

Saitama: ((Exactly))

Saitama: ((Brownie points.))

Asuka: ((It does have the r word

The Tin Twins: ((They took something amazing, and went all fucking tumblr in action on it))

MettatonSEX: ((like, a reboot is fine, an all female reboot is fine, but trying to get brownie points is bad

Gaster: ((equal means everyone's on the same level, so why are you insulting the people you're supposedly equal to?

The Tin Twins: ((Oh boy i'm sure the tumblr crowd is gonna LOVE that movie. It's not even ghostbusters))

The Tin Twins: ((It's brownie points that you have to pay to watch that has the ghostbusters theme on it))

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GN Austin: ((I thought it was just gonna be "Ghostbusters" With Girls. as in a 1 for 1 retelling with Girls, Same Jokes, Same Character Types.))

Saitama: ((And people would totally get their nipples in a twist over an all-male reboot of an all-female show))

MettatonSEX: ((the r word is pretty bad

The Tin Twins: ((I'd rather pay to sit in a theatre for 2+ hours and just listen to the ghostbusters theme))

Saitama: ((Let me be clear, I'm no meninist.))

The Tin Twins: ((Also, I kinda get a kick out of this))

The Tin Twins: ((People complain about movie stereotypes and shit))

The Tin Twins: ((Yet even feministbusters has the token black person))

Saitama: ((ikr))

Asuka: ((Alright yeah it's more than once

MettatonSEX: ((yeah :/

Saitama: ((And you know what all this brownie point grabbing does?))

MettatonSEX: ((ive seen clips before

MettatonSEX: ((it paves the way for more bullshit?

Saitama: ((It makes fundamentalist Christians turn around and say the media is controlled by gay people for gay people))

Asuka: (("RUN LIKE A LARGE BLACK MAN IS CHASING YOU"

GN Austin: ((I just want a sequel to Wreck-it-Ralph where Ralph goes to consoles))

Saitama: ((FFS everyone has it all wrong))

Gaster: ((*falls over*

Asuka: (("Well at least he's not racist"

MettatonSEX: ((but in reality its by fake allies for the unaware

The Tin Twins: ((No seriously though, lets count the members of the ghostbusters 2 team))

MettatonSEX: ((i agree, austin

The Tin Twins: ((Token black person, the nerd, skinny hot chick, and I can't even fucking remember the fourth one))

Gaster: ((i want a sequel to wreck it ralph where ralph goes to a pc

GN Austin: ((Wreck-It Ralph 2: Now on Steam))

The Tin Twins: ((It's literally the fucking ghostbusters cast but female and with a token hot chick))

Gaster: ((WAIT NO

Saitama: ((Only if it's in 60fps Chime))

Gaster: ((IF RALPH GOES TO PC HE MIGHT SEE SONIC DREAMS COLLECTION

Gaster: ((NOOO

GN Austin: ((OH FUCK THAT))

Saitama: ((RIP))

MettatonSEX: ((SONIC MEMES COLLECTION

The Tin Twins: ((Ralph gets to play Surgeon Simulator))

Asuka: ((Ralph finds garth

TLCUndyne: ( Ralph finds the GTA games )

MettatonSEX: ((ralph enters undertale

Gaster: ((ralph finds OFF

GN Austin: ((Ralph vs. Binding of Isaac))

MettatonSEX: ((ralph gets purified the fucking end

Gaster: ((ralph wrecks the batter

MettatonSEX: ((oh god imagine undyne vs ralph

Saitama: ((But in reality it would just be Ralph in Minecradt because the old-ass script writers think Minecraft is still hip))

GN Austin: ((Ralph has entered the Gungeon))

The Tin Twins: ((No starting weapon, starts with 20 HP))

Saitama: ((Ralph in Fallout)

MettatonSEX: ((ralph wars the tutu

The Tin Twins: ((You have to find your own weapon, can't fight through the gungeon till you get it. Ability to bust through locked doors))

Barchar: (Ralph in nuclear throne)

GN Austin: ((Ralph in TF2))

Barchar: (Ralph in borderlands)

Asuka: ((Well I was gonna jack off but you got me ranting about cartoons

TLCUndyne: ( Ralph in Portal 2 )

Saitama: ((Ralph enters the Kung Fury game))

TLCUndyne: ( Guys let slarv have his jackoff time )

Saitama: ((Ok but remember this Slarvath))

GN Austin: ((Ok...

Gaster: ((ralph arm wrestles asgore

Saitama: ((When you yank the noodle, Azzy is watching))

The Tin Twins: Incase we RP again, the Tin Twins have...kinda passed out on the couch, using eachother as pillows.

MettatonSEX: ((vanellope and sans make puns

GN Austin: ((Ralph finds CAU))

Asuka: ((I know...

The Tin Twins: Which shouldn't work, cause metal doesn't make a good pillow. Whatever.

Saitama: ((What were you thinking, son?))

Asuka: ((I'll take that risk

TLCUndyne: ( Ralph: this is true trash )

MettatonSEX: chuckles. "Cute."

Asuka: ((Lol he's asleep

Asuka: ((Fuk u b

Gaster: pats the blaster that he's using as a seeing eye dog.

GN Austin: ((Oh no, Ralph finds Undertail))

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Gaster: ((OH NO

Glamor: [font=glamor]-looks at the twins- ...Who are you?[/font]

Saitama: ((well then diddle your donger in p-))

Gaster: ((in p

Saitama: ((Ok he left))

Barchar: (Ralph finds porn of himself)

TLCUndyne: ( welll then diddle your donger in pee )

Aluminum: ZzZz...ZzzZz...Al...Tungsten....Zz.z.z.zaluminum...."

Saitama: ((I was going to say peace))

Gaster: ((it's hip to fuck pee

GN Austin: ((Ralph finds Filthy Frank))

TLCUndyne: ( If you fuck pee, urine trouble )

MettatonSEX: ((ralph finds vanellope porn and kills the artist

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Gaster: ((oh now i'm just pissed off

Barchar: (Ralph discovers the joy of clickbait)

Saitama: ((Oh jeez didn't know Chime was into watersports))

The Tin Twins: They both abruptly snap awake, thanks Glamor, Steel assuming a sort of defensive position around Aluminum.

TLCUndyne: ( Slarv you finish fast )

Glamor: [font=glamor]![/font]

Asuka: ((I know

MettatonSEX: ((well omorashit

MettatonSEX: ((dont look up omorashi

Gaster: ((... did you mean for that t to be there

Saitama: ((Unless she was just kidney))

MettatonSEX: ((yes

MettatonSEX: ((urea all fuckin joking

Asuka: ((My hand is back baby

Saitama: ((Who's Chime's favorite singer?))

Saitama: ((Urethra Franklin))

MettatonSEX: ((brendon urine

TLCUndyne: ( That's my pun )

Gaster: ((oh god am i the pee fucker now

MettatonSEX: ((yes

TLCUndyne: ( Chime is the peefucker )

The Tin Twins: Steel seems to try to say 'Get back' but abruptly seems to choke on his own words mid-sentence. He has the cough several times.

Gaster: ((well shit

Gaster: ((i already used the pissed off pun

The Tin Twins: Aluminum just pats him on the back, this happens a lot.

TLCUndyne: ( disregard that I sucked off a pen )

Saitama: ((Urologist going to have to live with it))

MettatonSEX: ((we got inkfucker, inksucker and carfucker, pissfucker, robotfucker, and magevaatifucker

Asuka: ((Goatfucker

TLCUndyne: ( goatfucker )

Asuka: ((Signing in

GN Austin: ((And a Gardevoirfucker

MettatonSEX: ((yeah you too

TLCUndyne: ( Gardievoir/galladefucker )

MettatonSEX: ((isnt everyone a gardevoirfucker tho

Saitama: ((Fucker? I hardly know 'er!))

TLCUndyne: ( gardiefucker )

Gaster: ((of all fuckers i have to be the piss fucker

Barchar: (gardevoir is like mettaton)

The Tin Twins: ((Pretty sure GNA is just a pokefucker in general))

Barchar: (everybody wants to bang them)

MettatonSEX: ((lucario is more like mettaton

TLCUndyne: ( GNA: THE THOUGHT OF TOUCHING GARDEVOIR'S ASS KEEPS ME ALIVE )

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MettatonSEX: ((steel type, hot legs

Barchar: (no matter your gender, orientation, or lack thereof, everybody's metta/gardesexual)

Saitama: (("I JUST WANTED A PIECE OF GARDEVOIR'S ASS, YOU KNOW? BUT THAT SHIT NEVER HAPPENED."))

: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * (\2late bby\)

The Tin Twins: Steel just continues coughing.

GN Austin: ((I'm also a SamusFucker))

The Tin Twins: (( http://imgur.com/gCnNTru ))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Are you okay?[/font]

TLCUndyne: ( skelefucker, firefucker )

Saitama: ((>mrw I'm the only non-mettafucker))

GN Austin: ((I'm with you B))

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Asuka: ((No robots for me

TLCUndyne: ( "DICKS 4 LYFE!!! (YEEEAAAHHHH!)" )

MettatonSEX: ((wow

Gaster: ((no robots? for shame

The Tin Twins: He continues coughing. Aluminum just waves a hand at Glamor, pointing at her own throat, pointing at Steel's throat, and making an X motion in the air.

Gaster: ((what if it was a robot goat

Asuka: ((Do androids dream of electric goats?

Saitama: ((I'd be even less inclined))

MettatonSEX: ((no

The Tin Twins: (( WIND ME UP ))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh....[/font]

The Tin Twins: ((TURN THE GEARS))

The Tin Twins: (( (BRAAAASSS GOGGGLESSS) ))

The Tin Twins: ((Okay i'm done))

MettatonSEX: ((I READ WIND ME UP LIKE WAKE ME UP

Jamie (Judas): -Sleeps in his booth- z Z z . . . Eve . . . Z z Z . . . Mmm...

Gaster: ((fun fact: spine is my favorite spg

Saitama: ((And for the record I wouldn't do a female Mettaton either))

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He sleeps next to Jamie. Miaou. "...hell.....Satan...."

MettatonSEX: ((i neeeeeeeeed to get into spg

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "....grab a few drinks......"

GN Austin: ((Fun Fact: I would fuck my animated self))

TLCUndyne: ( what )

Corsiva: fell asleep against the jukebox.

Saitama: ((There's just something off-putting and cloying about his design))

Gaster: ((wut

The Tin Twins: ((I feel like a Female mettaton would be exactly the same, but instead of feminine clothing wear suits and shit.))

GN Austin: ((...))

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Saitama: ((Austin, are you your own husbando?))

GN Austin: ((yes))

Saitama: ((K

TLCUndyne: ( bruh )

MettatonSEX: ((i personally find female mettaton kind of gross bc they just give metta tits and maybe long hair and its like. really?

The Tin Twins: Steel lets out one last cough, and actually coughs up a bit of tin.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-winces-[/font]

The Tin Twins: He finishes, and just waves his hand at Glamor, it's cool.

MettatonSEX: Ow.

Glamor: [font=glamor].......[/font]

Jamie (Judas): Z z Z . . . Yes . . . Eve . . . z Z z

TLCUndyne: ( ONE MORE TIME )

Saitama: ((What do you call a fish that's missing an eye?))

The Tin Twins: ((Undyne))

GN Austin: ((Undyne))

MettatonSEX: ((undyne

Saitama: ((A fsh))

TLCUndyne: ( HAH

TLCUndyne: ( I GET IT )

The Tin Twins: ((Why did 10 die))

The Tin Twins: ((Because he was in the middle of 9/11))

Saitama: ((Cancer))

GN Austin: ((YES))

Saitama: ((holy shit))

The Tin Twins: ((Do I win?))

TLCUndyne: ( How did Tommy drop his ice cream? )

Saitama: ((Bruh don't make that joke my uncle died on 9/11))

GN Austin: ((oh))

MettatonSEX: ((oh

Saitama: ((His last words were "Allahu Akbar"))

TLCUndyne: ( kek

The Tin Twins: ((I don't know if to call bullshit or just go o-OH MY FUCKING GOD))

MettatonSEX: ((oh wow

GN Austin: ((I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT))

Barchar: (hhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooo)

Barchar: (were having a good time)

TLCUndyne: ( My friend threw a trash bin out the window of the twin towers during 9/11 )

TLCUndyne: ( he threw himself out )

TLCUndyne: ( i'm bad at this )

GN Austin: ((I love CAU))

MettatonSEX: ((ehhhhhhhhhhh

The Tin Twins: Steel idly gestures to Aluminum, pointing at the giant dent in the back of his neck. Aluminum nods, and just starts hammer in that area with her fist, crudely buffing out that area.

Alphys: (have alphys and undyne just been hugging this whole time)

TLCUndyne: ( uh )

Gaster: ((presumably yes

MettatonSEX: ((thats not exactly rule two but its iffy, meth

The Tin Twins: ((What was six afraid of seven))

MettatonSEX: ((id refrain from saying that again

GN Austin: ((Because seven was a six offender))

The Tin Twins: ((Because seven was a registered six offender))

Saitama: ((Domestic violence))

TLCUndyne: ( Alright, sorry about that, MV )

Saitama: ((damn I'm bad at this))

MettatonSEX: ((yeah, just dont do it again, k?

TLCUndyne: ( Alright )

The Tin Twins: ((Brb finding the dead baby jokes))

GN Austin: ((YES))

TLCUndyne: ( I NEED A FUCKING PENCIL )

Saitama: ((YAY))

MettatonSEX: ((why did sally fall off the swing?

The Tin Twins: ((Actually no))

Saitama: ((Because she had no arms))

MettatonSEX: ((bc she had no arms

TLCUndyne: ( She lost her arms )

TLCUndyne: ( o )

GN Austin: ((She was hit with an axe))

Gaster: ((because i came and kicked her off

MettatonSEX: ((knock knock

GN Austin: ((IT'S KNUCKLES))

Asuka: ((Its the united states

The Tin Twins: ((Last time I flooded the room with dead baby jokes Chime got pissed at me))

TLCUndyne: She is apparently still hugging Alphys.

The Tin Twins: ((Open. The Country))

The Tin Twins: ((Stop. Having it be closed))

MettatonSEX: ((whos there? not sally

Saitama: ((How do you start off a racist joke?))

MettatonSEX: ((d

Saitama: ((With a small loan of a million dollars))

Gaster: (lmao

GN Austin: ((yes))

The Tin Twins: Steel looks at Glamor, wondering what they asked before. Aluminum just sits behind Steel, leaning on his shoulder.

Alphys: is still hugging undyne

Glamor: [font=glamor].........Can you just nod if you're okay? -he clings to his dad's arm-[/font]

Asuka: ((Am done

TLCUndyne: ( "I like my scores like I like my dates, across the street and unaware they're being watched" -Lester Crest 2013 )

The Tin Twins: They both nod.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay.[/font]

Saitama: ((I like my women like I like my coffee))

Jamie (Judas): -Suddenly Wakes up- Aaah~ ...

Saitama: ((Less than an hour old))

MettatonSEX: ((ground up in a cup

The Tin Twins: Honestly, Steel thought that wasn't that bad. Partial disconfiguration due to a breakage of speech rules. Not as bad as the aftereffects of when they fuse. THAT sucks.

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my coffee )

Gaster: ((i like my women like i like my coffee

TLCUndyne: ( Hot and piping, scalding my tongue and travelling down my throat )

Gaster: ((hot and in my lap

Saitama: ((I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold.))

The Tin Twins: ((I like my women like I like my coffee))

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my coffee )

The Tin Twins: ((Fuck you I can actually get myself up in the morning))

GN Austin: ((I like my women like I like my coffe... WITH MY DICK IN IT!))

TLCUndyne: ( EW )

MettatonSEX: ((i like my men like i like my coffee. i dont like coffee.

The Tin Twins: ((You prefer tea?))

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my coffee )

GN Austin: ((Kek))

MettatonSEX: ((no

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TLCUndyne: ( Prepared by someone else )

MettatonSEX: ((hot chocolate

Saitama: ((I like my women like I like my coffee. Containing roofies))

Asuka: ((I like my women like I like my coffee

The Tin Twins: ((I like my women like I like my wine))

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my coffee )

Gaster: ((i like my women like i like my coffee

TLCUndyne: ( Penetrated with a straw )

The Tin Twins: ((Six years old and in the cellar))

Gaster: ((covered in whip cream

Asuka: ((Black and imported from africa

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my coffee )

MettatonSEX: ((i like my women like i like my coffee

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TLCUndyne: ( Spilling all over me )

MettatonSEX: ((with lots of milk

GN Austin: ((I like my coffee like I like my women... Inside me... wait what?))

Asuka: ((My joke failed

Saitama: ((I like my women like I like my coffee. Black.))

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my chips )

TLCUndyne: ( Crispy and tasty )

The Tin Twins: Steel and Aluminum just sit there conversing. They can talk to eachother just find.

MettatonSEX: ((i like my women like i like my pigs. fat, sliced up, and ready to be put in a sandwich

Jamie (Judas): Damnit... it was just a dream.

Asuka: ((Edgy joke time?

Steel: "I wish the speech rules weren't so...eugh...strict, it isn't fun when I literally choke on my own words."

GN Austin: ((I like my women like I like my youtube stars... Not on Drama Alert))

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my leftover food )

Saitama: ((What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and the back seat of my mother's car?))

MettatonSEX: .....

Asuka: ((Cuz I got sum edgy jokes...

TLCUndyne: ( Being microwaved a day later )

MettatonSEX: ((how do you start an edgy joke?

Saitama: ((I wasn't conceived in the back seat of my mother's car))

GN Austin: ((Oh no))

Gaster: ((i like my men like i like my eggs : hard-boiled

MettatonSEX: ((in sonic adventure 2

TLCUndyne: ( I like my men like I like my peanut butter: Creamy and full of protein )

GN Austin: ((I like my hotdogs like I like my women... with my weiner in her buns

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GN Austin: ((That was not Funny at all... I need to step it up))

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my ramen )

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TLCUndyne: ( Hot and ready to get slurped up by me )

Glamor: [font=glamor].....So... only talking to each other?[/font]

Gaster: ((i like my bars like i like my bird-watching books: full of tits and boobies

TLCUndyne: "..."

Saitama: ((I like my men like I like my pineapple pizza. What are you, gay?))

Aluminum: "Well maybe if you were more careful with who you talked to..."

GN Austin: ((I like my women like I like my computers... no viruses))

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my keyboards: mechanical )

Saitama: ((I like my women like I hate my computers)

Saitama: ((Not responding))

Gaster: ((i like my women like i like my code: no bugs and ready to loop

TLCUndyne: ( programmers get it )

Saitama: ((I got it))

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Saitama: ((Not a programmer))

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Asuka: ((I have more fun jokes

The Tin Twins: Steel just rolls his eyes, and they both look at Glamor. Nodding.

MettatonSEX: ((i like my men like i like my ipad: sleek, shiny, metallic, and broken twice over

The Tin Twins: Aluminum puts up the sign language words for 'And Master' but it's unlikely this kid knows sign language really. Worth a shot though, she thinks.

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my keyboards: nice tactile feel )

Saitama: ((I like my women like I like my RP))

GN Austin: ((I like my women like I like my cartoons... Made by Zone-Sama))

Saitama: ((Trashy))

Corsiva: stirs a little, building up a bit of static electricity.

Asuka: ((What do you tell a woman with two black eyes

Glamor: [font=glamor]...Master? Who?[/font]

The Tin Twins: ((GNA I KNOW WHOT HAT IS))

GN Austin: ((HELLS YEAH))

The Tin Twins: ((WHY DO I KNOW WHAT THAT IT))

Asuka: ((Nothing, you already told her twice

Saitama: ((to listen next time?))

MettatonSEX: just stands there

GN Austin: ((Why do I know?))

Saitama: ((lmao))

TLCUndyne: ( I like my women like I like my food )

The Tin Twins: Aluminum is SURPRISED this kid knows the language. 'Master T-U-N-G-S-T-E-N.'

TLCUndyne: ( Freeze-dried and sent to space )

Asuka: ((I was at the restaurant the other day, and I noticed my waitress had a black eye

The Tin Twins: Steel never bothered to learn it.

Asuka: ((I made sure to read my order extra loud because she clearly had trouble listening

Saitama: ((Pop quiz))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Tungsten? Huh. Like part of dad.[/font]

Saitama: ((What is the elemental symbol of Tungsten, Laharl?))

Asuka: seems to be in a trance

The Tin Twins: ((W((]

Saitama: ((It's W because fuck you that's why))

GN Austin: ((I like my women like I like my soda... Carbonated.))

Gaster: ((too bad waluigi time

Saitama: ((Also you totally googled it))

The Tin Twins: ((Yes. I fucking did.))

TLCUndyne: ( quick write for loops )

The Tin Twins: ((Before I made these characters))

Asuka: ((What about Molybdenum

Saitama: ((oh))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-learned sign language and magic bc he had nothing better to do in six years of daycare-[/font]

Saitama: ((Cool cool))

Asuka: ((Or seaborgium

MettatonSEX: ((mb iirc

MettatonSEX: ((sg

The Tin Twins: What daycare teaches sign language?

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Glamor: [font=glamor]-books-[/font]

Saitama: ((I second MV))

The Tin Twins: Did Glamor go to that school for the deaf that 4Chan got Taylor Swift to go to?

Fabriel: holds her in his arms, looking concerned

Glamor: [font=glamor]-lots and lots of books-[/font]

Fabriel: Sukie...?

The Tin Twins: Wait, what Daycare has fucking sign language books?

MettatonSEX: ((ONE THAT GLAMOR WAS IN FOR SIX YEARS HIS TIME

Jamie (Judas): ... -Makes some Chocolate Milk and drinks some- Mmm...

The Tin Twins: ((What if all the gaston fam just know random languages. Metta knows Wingdings, so does Gaster, Apparently glamor knows Sign Language))

: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "I want some of that milk."

The Tin Twins: ((You gonna tell me Corsiva can speak Elvish?))

Gaster: ((gaster knows wingdings, sign language 'cause his mom was mute

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Saitama: ((so I had to do this chemistry "quiz bowl" thing today in my class))

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Saitama: ((Now you know how I've talked about my chemistry teacher, right?))

MettatonSEX: ((glamor learned it from books because SIX YEARS he couldve done so much

The Tin Twins: ((Well, you see, the twins know two variants of sign language))

Gaster: ((corsiva picked up a bit of sign from dad

MettatonSEX: ((yes

MettatonSEX: ((metta knows wingdings bc of gaster

Saitama: ((The whole thing was bullshit and let me tell you why))

The Tin Twins: ((Aluminum knows the traditional kind, and Steel does literal sign language by doing wingding symbols with his hand. Due to Wingdings being a kinda universal language across the timelines))

MettatonSEX: ((HOW THE FUCK DOES HE MAKE THE W SIGN OR THE Q SIGN

The Tin Twins: ((He's made of metal))

Saitama: ((We had to come up with chemistry pun names for ourselves and then we were given points on this serious chemistry competition for it))

MettatonSEX: ((Q IS A FUCKING PLANE

The Tin Twins: ((That shit bends))

Saitama: ((Now that's not so horrible in and of itself, right? ))

MettatonSEX: ((no

Fabriel: ((I found the art book and soundtrack that were supposed to come with the special edition os lisa

Fabriel: ((Deep in the fucking game files

Fabriel: ((Lets see garth's bio

The Tin Twins: Trust her, Aluminum herself has no fucking idea where Steel learned Wingdings. Steel just knows shit sometimes.

MettatonSEX: ((no bios allowed

MettatonSEX: ...

Fabriel: ((Name: garth

Saitama: ((Except every time we were called upon we had to say the stupid chemistry pun name along with our real names before answering the questions))

Fabriel: ((Fighting: Power of the pen

MettatonSEX: ((oh

Fabriel: ((Past occupation: artist

Gaster: ((RIP HOMESTUCK

Saitama: ((Those who failed to do so were docked points and promptly laughed at))

GN Austin: ((Womp Womp

MettatonSEX: ((THAT WAS A SYSTEM MESSAGE

TLCUndyne: ( RIP )

Fabriel: ((Likes: Nudity

The Tin Twins: ((Should've made yours Toungsten))

Fabriel: ((RIP

The Tin Twins: ((And done the eating out sign))

MettatonSEX: ((oh

Gaster: ((press f to pay respects

Fabriel: ((Favoirte food: gummy candy

Gaster: ((f

MettatonSEX: ((f

Saitama: ((My name was Bond. Covalent Bond.))

Gaster: ((i can't believe homestuck's fucking dead

MettatonSEX: ((omg

GN Austin: ((AAAAVE MARIIIIIIIIIA))

Saitama: ((I feel really bad for one of my friends, who forgot it nearly every time))

MettatonSEX: ((oh

The Tin Twins: Aluminum and Steel idly look at MTT again for a bit. Wondering if he's another, just very advanced, golem like them. Or a robot.

The Tin Twins: Most likely a robot, they conclude.

Saitama: ((Even though he was very good with the actual chemistry part, he ended up with negative points because of it))

MettatonSEX: ((wow

Saitama: ((And then to challenge anything, you had to use one of two challenges))

Saitama: ((Here's the format))

MettatonSEX: ...Are you two still admiring me?

The Tin Twins: They both shrug at the same time. Does being interested count as admiring?

MettatonSEX: yes

The Tin Twins: Than yes.

The Tin Twins: Although you don't want to be admired by these two. They won't take parts needed to survive, but Metta shouldn't be surprised if he's suddenly missing a bit of the metal from his right leg or something.

Saitama: (("The name's Bond. Covalent Bond. [real name here]." And then some shit like "Master of the Mole, I, an important mixture of organi compounds, would like to submit a challenge, if you so please."))

The Tin Twins: ((B. I want to punch your teacher))

Saitama: ((And then you could actually get to the relevant shit))

Fabriel: ((Fuck you windows

Saitama: ((It gets wors egg

The Tin Twins: ((How condescending can you fucking GET))

Gaster: is brought a soda by a blaster. He takes it.

Saitama: [font=palatino]*worse))[/font]

Fabriel: ((Crashing when I try to make a goddamn playlist

Alphys: feels weird for hugging for this long and she silently pulls back, breaking up the hug

Gaster: ((did he forget that you weren't in kindergarten

???: JAMIE, HOLY FUCK!

The Tin Twins: ((And this is from the guy who once got an entire classroom to call him "Savior" for an entire year))

Jamie (Judas): Oh god no.

Saitama: ((This one guy stuttered and repeated two words on that little segment))

Glamor: [font=glamor]I can sort of mostl-- AH[/font]

TLCUndyne: "..."

The Tin Twins: Aluminum jumps. Steel is unfazed.

Saitama: ((His challenge was denied, and he was docked points. Because of the nervous stutter.))

Maggy: -Kicks the door open- JAMIE OH MY GOD!

Jamie (Judas): Maggy!? What the fuck!?

Glamor: [font=glamor]-turns invisible, reappearing in a position of hugging his dad.-[/font]

Alphys: gives undyne a shy smile "t-that was n-nice.."

Maggy: HOMESTUCK IS OVER, JAMIE!

Saitama: ((Now, I can complain about this shit, because I won. I'm not salty about losing or anything))

TLCUndyne: "Yeah....it was...."

Jamie (Judas): Oh no

Corsiva: wakes up. "AAAAHHH!"

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA!" [HOMESTUCK IS OVER! IT HAS BEEN CONCLUDED!]

The Tin Twins: Steel has his eyes closed.

Corsiva: releases all the static electricity she'd been building up while sleeping.

Fabriel: ((Damn fucking right save playlist

Maggy: -Looks up- Who the fuck...

MettatonSEX: Glamor, shh, it's okay, it's okay....

Fabriel: ((3.7 hours of soundtrack bitch

The Tin Twins: "[sub]Alu, Master Tungsten better give me patience cause if he gives me strength i'm going to kill someone.[/sub]"

Saitama: ((I'm upset because of this condescending fuck who penalized a guy for stuttering over his goddamn words of praise for the teacher))

Saitama: ((Fuck. That.))

MettatonSEX: ((kill

Corsiva: zaps whoever's closest to her.

Maggy: Jamie... I need a new webcomic... I NEED SUSTENANCE, JAMIE!

Glamor: [font=glamor]I don't like sudden loud noises![/font]

Fabriel: ((Kill that fuccboi B

Saitama: ((The worst part to me is that I'm the only person who saw a problem with this))

Jamie (Judas): Maggy, calm down, you're making a scene.

MettatonSEX: makes a Yeah~ and promptly freezes

Maggy: But, please Jamie...

Saitama: ((Everyone else has been fucking conditioned to accept it))

Glamor: [font=glamor].....Dad?[/font]

Gaster: pauses. "Darling?"

The Tin Twins: Due to how electricity works. Steel gets zapped too. It conducts through him, through Aluminum, and through MTT like a damn circle.

MettatonSEX: Something shicked me.

The Tin Twins: Steel facepalms again.

Corsiva: ....

MettatonSEX: Yeah~s again

Saitama: ((Guess what he did when the subject of cis and trans isomers came up))

Corsiva: 'm sorry...

MettatonSEX: What the-- Corsi oh my god

MettatonSEX: Please don't do that.

MettatonSEX: ((oh no

Isaac: -Runs in- *Huff Huff* How... the fuck... DO YOU RUN SO FAST, MAGGY!?

Saitama: ((Actually, nothing. Nothing at all. I'm surprised.))

MettatonSEX: ((oh

Corsiva: I couldn't help it...

Saitama: ((I doubt he knows the other meanings of these words))

MettatonSEX: ((i expected a transphobic joke

MettatonSEX: It's okay, just... try to warn me.

Saitama: ((So did I))

Isaac: -Picks up Maggy- Sorry, Jamie... I'll take her home. -Walks out-

The Tin Twins: The electricity is now just coursing through the twins like the world's worst human joy buzzers.

Fabriel: ((gonna get a shower

The Tin Twins: OH MY GOD COURSING

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The Tin Twins: CORSIVA

The Tin Twins: YOUR CHILD IS A FUCKING PUN

Saitama: ((Frankly, I'm almost a little disappointed))

Corsiva: I just... do it. When I wake up.

The Tin Twins: ELECTRICITY COURSES

The Tin Twins: CORSIVA USES ELECTRCITY

MettatonSEX: ((you couldve reported him

The Tin Twins: COURSIVA

The Tin Twins: YOU FUCKING

Saitama: ((That wouldn't have done shit))

Saitama: ((It isn't a public school anyway))

MettatonSEX: sighs. "It's alright, darling."

MettatonSEX: ((oh

MettatonSEX: ((well shit

Saitama: ((That's right, my parents [i]paid[/i] for this))

MettatonSEX: ((fuck

The Tin Twins: Zap Zap Zap ZzzZap

MettatonSEX: I forgot you did that...

Saitama: ((Thankfully, they're receptive enough that I'm not taking any classes with this fucker next year))

The Tin Twins: They're just making electricity noises.

Corsiva: ... Remember when my fish died? That's how.

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Rip.[/font]

Corsiva: I'm sorry.

MettatonSEX: It's not your fault.

The Tin Twins: And now they're touching eachother's fingers trying to see how they can get the electricity to do cool things.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-watches-[/font]

The Tin Twins: There are two giant human joy buzzers in here.

The Tin Twins: Who wants a fucking hug.

Gaster: I moved the fishtank away from your bed, remember?

Glamor: [font=glamor]-gets a bit closer-[/font]

TLCUndyne: ( gtg )

Gaster: I also got rid of all the outlets near your bed.

The Tin Twins: Steel backs up, away from Glamor.

Saitama: ((Just to make sure everyone's in the know, this is the same teacher who made me do the Bill Cosby speech))

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The Tin Twins: He makes a wave motion with his hands, throws his finger out and OH FUCK

MettatonSEX: ((oh no

The Tin Twins: He just accidently kinda shot the electricity out through his finger.

The Tin Twins: How the hell does that work.

Saitama: ((He likes me. I have to wonder what I did wrong.))

The Tin Twins: It hit the box.

The Tin Twins: The box begins playing What's new Pussycat.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-instinctively throws up a bone as a shield, and it fucking works-[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]-nvm-[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]Heh[/font]

Saitama: ((He has eleven kids))

The Tin Twins: Steel is wondering what just happened, Aluminum is laughing.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Cool.[/font]

The Tin Twins: Laughing sounds wierd when she laughs, because she's hollow, so it's like a constant echo.

Saitama: ((The man has ELEVEN KIDS))

Corsiva: bursts out laughing.

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Saitama: [font=palatino](Let me repeat it again, he has passed his genes on to eleven individuals.))[/font]

Saitama: [font=palatino]*(([/font]

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Gaster: ((why do you need that many kids

The Tin Twins: Steel is rolling his eyes.

The Tin Twins: ((I get scared of the thought of having one child))

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Saitama: ((he's building a small army))

MettatonSEX: ((in case one turns out decent

The Tin Twins: ((I don't know if that man is a raging dumbass or braver than all of us combined))

MettatonSEX: ((both

Saitama: ((Bo-))

Saitama: ((Fuck))

Saitama: ((I'm too slow))

MettatonSEX: ((*sonic voice* *sharp inhale*

MettatonSEX: ((YOURE TOO SLOW

Saitama: ((No? He's a raging dumbass))

Saitama: ((*no,

The Tin Twins: So now theres like a couch showdown.

Saitama: ((At the same time as my French class, he teaches "morality" in atom over with thin walls))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Ooh[/font]

The Tin Twins: Tin twins awkwardly staring at Gaston kids.

Saitama: ((*a room))

Corsiva: stares.

Saitama: ((And yes, there were a few lessons of his dedicated to why gay = bad))

Glamor: [font=glamor]......So, um, what are your names? I never got them.[/font]

MettatonSEX: ((internal screams

The Tin Twins: Steel and Aluminum both roll up their sleeves, showing the names engraved in their forearms.

Saitama: (( [Louisiana Intensifies] ))

Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh, cool.[/font]

The Tin Twins: Steel's name is tough, hard, rough around the edges, like someone was focused entirely on doing the job and no finesse. Looks painful.

Corsiva: peers closer.

The Tin Twins: Aluminum's name is in perfect cursive, and etched so lightly that you could mistake it for marker.

The Tin Twins: If a human being got their name etched on their arm as hard as Steel's name is. They'd be scarred for life. Goddamn.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-signs his own name, slowly. G-L-A-M-O-R. He smiles nervously, tiny little ghosty fangs showing.-[/font]

Corsiva: looks up, then signs her own name. C-O-R-S-I-V-A.

The Tin Twins: Both of them just...raise their eyebrows, wat.

MettatonSEX: ((glamor had very little to do other than read and watch tv

Glamor: [font=glamor]Is something wrong?[/font]

Saitama: ((This is the same guy who made us perform a skit where abortion activists turn into zombies for no reason))

MettatonSEX: ((ech

Saitama: ((And one separate one where they're compared to Nazis.))

MettatonSEX: ((louisiana sucks if they allow that shit

The Tin Twins: They shake their heads, and roll their sleeves back up, That strangely isn't the only name they have on them.

Saitama: ((And two more with religious themes, yet less egregious))

Saitama: ((In. Front. Of. Family.))

MettatonSEX: ((egh

Gaster: ((eeew

Saitama: ((I wanted nothing more than for someone to Allahu Akbar the place to the ground))

The Tin Twins: Steel looks up for a second, thinking he saw something on the ceiling, and theres a slightly gruesome sight. Right on the throat. 'PROPERTY OF MASTER TUNGSTEN.' Aluminum seems to notice this, and immediately throws a hand over the wording.

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The Tin Twins: Yes, if one were to look at her throat, she has the same thing.

Saitama: ((Now, let me be clear that Louisiana the government entity has no control over this))

Corsiva: blinks. She just barely caught that there was writing there.

Saitama: ((Shitty as it is, it's a private school.))

Glamor: [font=glamor]-squints to read the text just before it's blocked- ...You mentioned that before...[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]Who dares keep you as property? I'll fight! I'm not gonna let people be owned like things![/font]

Saitama: ((I vividly remember having to dress up as a Nazi and learn to goose step and properly Sieg Heil))

MettatonSEX: ((ew

Gaster: ((aiiiiiee

The Tin Twins: Aluminum just sighs. And does a bit of signing. 'Created us. Apprenticeship.'

Saitama: ((For his shit skit, of course?))

Saitama: [font=palatino]*.[/font]

Corsiva: raises an eyebrow. "I... see..."

Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh...[/font]

The Tin Twins: 'Count as property under law, not treated as property, no worries.'

Glamor: [font=glamor].........You better not be.[/font]

Glamor: [font=glamor]If you were I'd fight.[/font]

MettatonSEX: Oh my gos

MettatonSEX: *god

Corsiva: I would too!

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The Tin Twins: Steel rolls his eyes, Aluminum is...blushing somehow.

MettatonSEX: Honestly I'd fight if you were treated that way too.

Eve: -Spins in- Hey Jamie...

Jamie (Judas): Hey Eve.

The Tin Twins: Aluminum pulls a portrait out of her bag. It's an elderly man, atleast in his 60's. Working in a workshop with goggles on. He's got a blowtorch in one hand, a spellbook in the other, and a big grin on his face.

The Tin Twins: Three guesses to who this is.

Corsiva: Is that your dad?

Glamor: [font=glamor]Is that your dad?[/font]

The Tin Twins: 'Creator. Not father.' Touchy subject, Steel seems to think just about as much.

Glamor: [font=glamor]Sorry...[/font]

Corsiva: Ooooh, okay.

Glamor: [font=glamor]....[/font]

The Tin Twins: Aluminum waves a hand, it's fine. Steel just rolls his eyes, he does that a lot.

Fabriel: And it crashed

Fabriel: ((Oh wait it didnt

Fabriel: ((Fuck

Gaster: ((wut

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Fabriel: ((The pms crashed

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Glamor: [font=glamor]-sighs-[/font]

Saitama: ((Yep))

Corsiva: *figets a little

Fabriel: didnt say that

Fabriel: is holding sukie lovingly

Saitama: ((Well, I'm feeling like Bill Cosby just serenaded me))

Saitama: ((gn everyone))

MettatonSEX: ((gn

Gaster: ((goodnight

Saitama: ((I must succumb to the Call of the Cosby))

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Fabriel: ((Night bby

The Tin Twins: Steel leans backwards a bit...

Fabriel: S-sukie... are you ok?

Gaster: seems to fall asleep.

The Tin Twins: Aaaand passes out again, he DID kinda get thrown through a wall.

The Tin Twins: Aluminum just sighs. 'Sorry about him, he's always getting himself hurt.'

MettatonSEX: reaches out to catch Gaster before he FALLS.

Corsiva: "It's fine."

Glamor: [font=glamor]'S okay.[/font]

Gaster: wakes up. "Hmmmm?"

MettatonSEX: You were falling asleep far too literally.

Gaster: Oh.

MettatonSEX: I won't let you fall down.

Gaster: Oh, but I fell for you.

MettatonSEX: lifts Gaster into a hug. "I know, and I for you."

Gaster: smiles. "Oh, darling..."

The Tin Twins: Aluminum is idly 'weaving' her hair. Literally. She is melting it back together with a handheld blowtorch.

The Tin Twins: Those aren't individual threads, all her hair is connected. And falls apart easily when she gets injured.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-watches, very interested.-[/font]

Corsiva: watches too. It's kind of like her dad's hair.

Glamor: [font=glamor]-But at the same time, so different.-[/font]

The Tin Twins: On the flipside, Steels' hair could qualify as a damn weapon.

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The Tin Twins: Seriously, don't pat steel on the head, his hair will stab you sixteen times.

Gaster: ((his hair is anime

MettatonSEX: ((animetal

The Tin Twins: ((Think Sora's hair from Kingdom Hearts, except flattened down to the point where it's like he's just got a kinda spiky combover))

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Gaster: ((oh laharl, just fyi i can't make it this weekend. I was gonna tell you but then i forgot

Gaster: ((i have a convention

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The Tin Twins: ((Yeah, i'm probly gonna be postponning T&T for a while.))

The Tin Twins: ((Until I can get of Viyvance))

MettatonSEX: ((ah

Gaster: ((gotcha

The Tin Twins: ((I'm just gonna rant this for a bit: I had to get off Viyvance for 5 months because it was ruining me))

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The Tin Twins: ((I hadn't eaten for days at a time on that shit, and I was basically 90 pounds for a while))

The Tin Twins: ((Q_Q))

Alphys: (i'm gonna head to bed, gn everyone!)

Gaster: ((i hate how with adhd meds it's starving or being unfocused

Gaster: ((or, with some drugs, ya puke

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The Tin Twins: ((If I don't have it, I pass out in class))

MettatonSEX: ((gn darling

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The Tin Twins: ((If I do have it, I start turning severaly underweight because I can't eat anything with it))

MettatonSEX: ((im goin to bed too lets just say everyone went to bed ok gn

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The Tin Twins: ((Seeya))

The Tin Twins: The tin twins have passed out on eachother again.

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Jamie (Judas): You... wanna sleep here, with me tonight, Eve?

Eve: K.

Eve: -Lies next to Jamie- Z z Z

Jamie (Judas): Z z Z

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Jeska or Jukon: -Is asleep

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Jeska or Jukon: ((Morning

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Dr. Fintevious: ((You alive?

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Dr. Fintevious: (Morning

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good morning))

Dr. Fintevious: ((anything new?

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nah))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wasn't on much yesterday))

Dr. Fintevious: ( yeah I noticed

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Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep.

Jeska or Jukon: -is asleep on AD in the bed-

Asriel_Dreemurr: slowly wakes up. He tries not to move too much.

Jeska or Jukon: -grabs onto him move when he moves-

Jeska or Jukon: more when he*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You awake?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: said that softly.

Jeska or Jukon: -still sleeping-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Take that as no."

Asriel_Dreemurr: lets out a relaxed sigh.

Jeska or Jukon: -muzzles into his stomach-

Asriel_Dreemurr: sifts through their hair.

Jeska or Jukon: -starts rasberrying his stomach-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "!@

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah..hahah."

Jeska or Jukon: hey cutie

Asriel_Dreemurr: is laughing.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jukon."

Jeska or Jukon: you've been sleeping for like the past day

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I should go to a doctor or something."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I surprisingly wake up around the same time every morning, though."

Jeska or Jukon: yeah thats true

Jeska or Jukon: theres that Finte doc

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but I think I'm okay."

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Jeska or Jukon: yeah

Jeska or Jukon: I think this is rest for all those years as a flower

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe."

Jeska or Jukon: no nightmares right?

Asriel_Dreemurr: seems to be thinking.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I heard her again. Odd."

Jeska or Jukon: Frisk?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I heard 'Forgiven.'"

Jeska or Jukon: think she is trying to tell you sometihing?

Jeska or Jukon: huh

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think she is forgiving me for all that flower stuff."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I tried to kill her more than once."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "As a flower."

Jeska or Jukon: sounds like me and her are on the same page about you

Jeska or Jukon: except you never tired to kill me

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Her and I."

Jeska or Jukon: -sighs- really in bed? you talkin dirty needs lots of work

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, just a friendly reminder."

Jeska or Jukon: -kisses his snoot-

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

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Jeska or Jukon: everyone is telling you to not worry about your past life as a flower

Jeska or Jukon: I'm pretty sure you have nothing to worry about

Dr. Fintevious: -sitting at the bar, drinking a wine-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's hard to forget."

Jeska or Jukon: I know

Jeska or Jukon: I wish I forgot most of my life

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Technically you haven't done all the things you did in your past in that new body."

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Jeska or Jukon: I supoose so

Jeska or Jukon: guess this is my second chance

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."*

Bondertale: bazzy is...the only correct word is 'crumpled' in a corner, leaning back and drooling slightly. The soul is checking up on him periodically. Tori is just chilling. Frisk is just kind of idly wandering around the bar.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell Heska I really appreciate her letting you use her body."

Asriel_Dreemurr: Jeska*

Jeska or Jukon: Yeah she heard

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Dr. Fintevious: Hello Toriel, Frisk, and ....well....Bazzy

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Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Jeska or Jukon: so want anything for breakfast?

Bondertale: tori and frisk wave. Bazzy...maybe drools in a vaguely greeting fashion?

Dr. Fintevious: are you doing well Toriel? -he sounds more professional now-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not hungry."

Jeska or Jukon: -pokes his horns- horny?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe."

Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "Quite fine, doctor. How about you?"

Jeska or Jukon: -lies down on him- you always are

Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles.

Dr. Fintevious: faring well

Bondertale: She nodded. "Good." she paused. "You're sounding rather professional, I'm noticing."

Dr. Fintevious: I don't believe our last encounter needed very well. I was thinking perhaps my past made you rather uncomfortable or maybe it was something I said

Jeska or Jukon: so I finished my work

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."

Jeska or Jukon: despite the earthquakes at the bar, a giant robot, and the noise those metal twins make

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Bondertale: "What? No, of course not. This isn't something I'm used to, and so there's going to be a learning curve in making it feel...right."

Dr. Fintevious: it can be difficult sometimes to keep the proper distance with your patient

Bondertale: "Nevertheless, I don't believe it's going to be necessary to do this for Asriel. Yesterday, he seemed to...im not sure how to describe it. He started sounding distant and rubbing his head. And I'm...about 75% sure he almost called me 'mom'."

Bondertale: "...doctor, you're not implying what I think you're implying."

Jeska or Jukon: No

Dr. Fintevious: No

Dr. Fintevious: -sits next to her, sounding less professional-

Jeska or Jukon: by no means do I intend to end our relationship

Jeska or Jukon: ((damnit

Jeska or Jukon: ((That was Fin

Bondertale: "Alright. Good. Because I think we both know that even if you tried, it wouldn't work." Toriel said, only half joking.

Dr. Fintevious: -leans into her- why would I want to though?

Bondertale: Toriel shrugged, shifting her weight onto Fin as well. "Logic and love tend to be two very opposing forces, in my experience."

Jeska or Jukon: ((Fin is likely smaller and lighter weight than Toriel))

Bondertale: (then nevermind that)

Dr. Fintevious: but sometimes both come together any create something unlike anything else

Dr. Fintevious: -falls back when tori leans on him-

Jeska or Jukon: ((FIn is 5'11, 210 lb))

Bondertale: (i said nevermind dangit)

Jeska or Jukon: ((but I wanna

Bondertale: (and wow Fin is short)

Jeska or Jukon: ((5'11 is not short 5'10 is average

Bondertale: "O-oh, sorry." Toriel said, sitting back up. "I wasn't thinking, there."

Bondertale: (for an adult?)

Dr. Fintevious: Oh I didn't mind

Jeska or Jukon: ((yes

Jeska or Jukon: ((just looked it up to be sure

Jeska or Jukon: ((at least for Americans

Jeska or Jukon: ((Caucasians too

Bondertale: (huh)

Bondertale: (maybe I'm just spoiled, what with being 6'1, maybe 6'2 at 14)

Dr. Fintevious: -is just lying on his back on the couch now- so did you want to try and continue therapist

Bondertale: "I almost crushed you, doctor, you have every right to mind."

Dr. Fintevious: doesn't bother me,

Dr. Fintevious: besides its more like cuddling for me

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Bondertale: "I suppose it wouldn't hurt either way, would it?"

Dr. Fintevious: not me

Bondertale: Toriel chuckled. "Anyway...thid isn't your fault, but to be fair, the purpose of trying to learn therapy has been fulfilled by something else. Though, I suppose I do need to find something to do with myself."

Dr. Fintevious: ((how tall is Toriel? in the 7's?

Dr. Fintevious: Are you thinking about pursuing something else instead?

Bondertale: (i think I went with, like, 6'9, 6'10. Frisk is 6'1, Bazzy is...6'5 I think)

Dr. Fintevious: ((geez everyone one is taller than Fin,

Bondertale: "Well, I'd like to work with children, as you might imagine. But, well, the two are hardly mutually exclusive, are they?"

Bondertale: (frisk is a very large child)

Dr. Fintevious: ((though Fin can't die but any means, he is just a regular human is strength, meaning most of the bar regulars could easy defeat him by simply holding him down))

Dr. Fintevious: in*

Dr. Fintevious: ((Fin: with your track record. No

Dr. Fintevious: shy not be a teacher than?

Dr. Fintevious: why*

Bondertale: "It's certainly something I've considered. But I haven't felt any urge to commit to it, yet."

Dr. Fintevious: actually open a school, I bet many humans would love to have their children taught by a monster

Dr. Fintevious: especially someone such as yourself

Bondertale: "That would be my plan, but that's not an inexpensive venture, doctor

Dr. Fintevious: ((you mean not spending enough money to achieve the job? or that it does not pay well

Dr. Fintevious: ((nm

Dr. Fintevious: ((misread

Dr. Fintevious: I could help

Dr. Fintevious: and I'm sure if you asked, Asgore would too

Bondertale: "I have no intention of exploiting Asgore's...admiration, perhaps, as a means of financial gain. But, well, again, we have time to think about this."

Dr. Fintevious: yes

Dr. Fintevious: -sits up and leans into Toriel-

Dr. Fintevious: I believe you would make a great teacher

Dr. Fintevious: phenomenal teacher*

Bondertale: "I appreciate your confidence, doctor." Toriel said, smiling at him.

Dr. Fintevious: (couldn't remember how to spell phenomenal for some reason until afterwards

Dr. Fintevious: I heard Fanta was back

Dr. Fintevious: it Bazzy doing better now?

Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "Quite a bit. He's snuck off to check with her more than once while we were in TK-421."

Bondertale: bazzy barely looks like he's moved in the past hour

Dr. Fintevious: the bond held?

Bondertale: "It certainly hasn't broken?" Toriel said, tilting her head.

Bondertale: it is, however, definitely being suppressed by Azzy. Tori and frisk haven't even noticed yet.

Dr. Fintevious: I'm just surprised that it survived dimensional travel

Bondertale: "Well, it doesn't if we don't all get into the dimension. The bond is a damned resilient thing, it can reestablish itself quite well."

Dr. Fintevious: -hands his glasses to her-

Dr. Fintevious: check out Bazzy

Bondertale: Toriel put the glasses on and looked at him. "Oh. Oh my. I didn't even notice."

Dr. Fintevious: hehe, you are very adorable with glasses

Bondertale: Toriel smirked, handing them back.

Dr. Fintevious: it seems to happen a bit

Dr. Fintevious: espcially when the spirit is near him

Dr. Fintevious: you can see why I was always so concerned before

Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "It always comes back up, though. I don't think it's much to worry about."

Dr. Fintevious: Yeah, oh you can keep the glasses

Dr. Fintevious: you might need them one day

Bondertale: Toriel shrugged, putting them back on. "You just want to see me with glasses on." she teased.

Dr. Fintevious: well there is no point hiding that

Bondertale: Toriel chuckles, looking over at bazzy.

Barchar: is doing her work

Bondertale: "...whatever it is sure seems to like him."

Dr. Fintevious: I got a 2nd pair some where somewhere

Dr. Fintevious: ((opps, repeated for some reason

Dr. Fintevious: ((some reason

Bondertale: ( *shrug* )

Dr. Fintevious: yes, it is very fond of him

Dr. Fintevious: I'd say Fanta has some competition

Bondertale: Toriel chuckled. "Perhaps it thought it could go in for the kill whilst she was away."

Dr. Fintevious: maybe it tired, but it seems like it has a problem with communication

Bondertale: "I thought you'd talked to it?"

Dr. Fintevious: I did, but not through any means I made. It found a host to talk through to me

Bondertale: "Hm. Interesting."

YoungKingAsgore: -walks in, supported by the Wolf-

Dr. Fintevious: ASGORE!? You should be in bed

Barchar: rolls her eyes. "Sorry, you two, it's too late to try to ruin my job now."

Bondertale: "Oh, good morning, Shin." Toriel said, sounding much calmer.

YoungKingAsgore: its so dreadfully boring there -lies down on the couch-

The White Wolf: -nods at Toriel-

Dr. Fintevious: -sighs- damn your stubbornness

Bondertale: "If he wasn't stubborn, he'd have already succumbdd to illness, doctor."

Dr. Fintevious: I suppose so

Dr. Fintevious: still, this is not something you should be doing

YoungKingAsgore: I'm feeling better and getting out more will help. Plus I want to see Asriel

Bondertale: "...Ah...yes...about that. In my report I might not have told you everything important. He is alive, and he is save, but...hes lost most of his memories, including all of those about the bar and...us."

Bondertale: "However,i think he is getting them back. And seeing you might help that process along."

YoungKingAsgore: -sighs- I see....

Bondertale: "I'm sorry. I should have told you, but you have enough to worry about."

YoungKingAsgore: hopefully I can jog his memory

YoungKingAsgore: -starts coughing-

The White Wolf: -stands next to Asgore, just there-

Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "I rather hope we can, as well."

YoungKingAsgore: are you two getting along?

Dr. Fintevious: -nods-

Barchar: finishes up with basriel. Things should be just about ready. But now wasn't the time. "

Bondertale: "That's quite an understatement, Asgore." Toriel said, smiling.

Barchar: floats by shin, giving him a glare.

YoungKingAsgore: I was a bit jealous you know -snorts-

The White Wolf: -stares at Barchar-

Barchar: "Yes, yes, stoic badass, [i]whatever[/i]. You're so cool and mysterious." she shakes her head, moving on.

The White Wolf: -doesn't care-

Bondertale: Toriel adjusted her glasses. "Well, rest assured that jealousy will pass in time."

Dr. Fintevious: yes besides Toriels are fair prettier than me

YoungKingAsgore: Ha, I suppose

Bondertale: "You've got your own Toriel, dear, let Fintevious have his." she said, smiling at asgore.

YoungKingAsgore: -smiles- very well but he better treat you well

YoungKingAsgore: I expect quality from my team

Bondertale: "So far, he certainly seems up to par, at the very least."

Dr. Fintevious: What can I say, I seek to please

Dr. Fintevious: ((gonna go to bed

YoungKingAsgore: I'm going to rest -doses off-

Bondertale: Toriel nodded. She sighed, leaning back as well.

Dr. Fintevious: -leans on to Toriel and mediates- I prescribe a nap for everyone

Dr. Fintevious: except you shin, you don't ever sleep

The White Wolf: nor do you

Dr. Fintevious: ((see you in 7ish hours

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Fabriel: ((Hoi?

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Fabriel: ((Ayy

Fabriel: ((Im sick ech

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Fabriel: ((Oh shit ffxv demo

Fabriel: ((Yeah thats where ill be today

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Bondertale: (guess bazzy isn't getting possesed-ed today if you're doing that(

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DamnDude: (( Oi ))

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Bondertale: (hi dd bye dd)

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GN Austin: ((Dankest Memes))

Bondertale: (hi gna)

GN Austin: ((hi))

Bondertale: (things have just been wild in here ah tell ya hwat)

GN Austin: ((what do you mean?))

Bondertale: (nothings happened for hours. I was being sarcastic.)

GN Austin: ((Ok, Flame. In other news, I made a sprite for [url=http://i.imgur.com/xHjHFMC.png]Robo-MK.[/url] to be used in the mini comic))

Bondertale: (wow. That is kinda silly and also kinda neat. No really anything like how he is in my head, but eh, it's cool. Jakob should be much Closer. Just, like...i mean, really, a slime sprite from terraria)

GN Austin: ((I can change it if you'd like.

Bondertale: (well, first of all they're taller, and also they're pretty much full robot except for the wings bits)

GN Austin: ((k, on it! feel free to tell me if you want anything changed))))

Bondertale: (the antenna is also kinda silly, because there not remote controlled or anything, but...eh )

GN Austin: ((Ey. don't sweat it, I got it))

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GN Austin: ((ayy yazan

Dr. Fintevious: (Oi

GN Austin: ((Alright, Flame. How's [url=http://imgur.com/xYaWz2O]this?[/url]))

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Bondertale: (much better)

GN Austin: ((yay!))

Bondertale: (time to try 9.0 master hand)

Bondertale: (hope I don't get murdered)

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GN Austin: ((I only did that ONCE in my time having SSB3ds

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Fabriel: ((Things got 3 gig to download

Fabriel: ((But imma be gon till 8 anyway

Fabriel: ((I just beat my first dark souls boss and it was FUCKING AMAZING

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GN Austin: ((cool))

Bondertale: (master beast reminds me of horror in nt

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Fabriel: ((Im glad i decided to give this game another shot

Fabriel: ((Iss gr8

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GN Austin: ((RIP in Piss, everyone. 1 Like = 1 Connection Time Out))

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DamnDude: (( Oh hey people are here. ))

GN Austin: ((Yes we are!))

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Bondertale: (a few)

DamnDude: (( A few is greater than 0 ))

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GN Austin: ((DD quick question, if you could put one of your characters in a CAU themed fighting game, who would it be?))

DamnDude: (( Probably Lua, mostly because Corrin's already in a fighting game, and I use Azazel more rarely now. ))

GN Austin: ((Ok, cool.))

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Frisk: ((hi

GN Austin: ((No reason... [Sub]There's totally a reason[/sub] ))

GN Austin: ((I gotta go guys, my brother needs help with something))

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DamnDude: (( k, see ya ))

Frisk: ((welp it's now you and the insane person))

Frisk: (([sub]who totally isn't me[/sub]

DamnDude: (( So it's me and me? ))

Frisk: ((Nah.))

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DamnDude: (( oh ))

Frisk: ((It's you and me, watermelon and blue.))

Frisk: ((Also, ello Yazan.))

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Frisk: ((Also, ello Flame.))

Bondertale: (hi)

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Frisk: * She's just sitting there.

Frisk: * Reading a thousand page book.

Frisk: * And no, it's not the Bible.

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Dr. Fintevious: (Im up

Bondertale: (i gtg soon for karate)

Dr. Fintevious: (Dag

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Dr. Fintevious: (Hey damn

DamnDude: (( yes ))

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Dr. Fintevious: ((Update to Asgores story

DamnDude: (( I kind of saw a bit of earlier, but I didn't see all of it. ))

Dr. Fintevious: ((Its more than that

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Frisk: ((it's over nine thousaaannnddddd

Dr. Fintevious: ((anyone in the bar?

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Bondertale: (out of the people that aren't you and won't be going in minutes? Like, just frisk)

Bondertale: (and now not even that)

Dr. Fintevious: ((seeing if maybe corrin or ingrid were

DamnDude: (( None of my characters are in the bar at this point ))

DamnDude: (( I might not be RPing as much the next few days, but I should be more IC starting Friday, I have to write two scripts still but I really don't feel like writing them. ))

DamnDude: (( Screw group projects involving filming in a nonfilm based class. ))

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Dr. Fintevious: ((right

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Fabriel: ((Ayy

Dr. Fintevious: ((Ayy

Fabriel: ((Dark souls 2 fukn gud

Fabriel: ((I am on mobile right now

Dr. Fintevious: (Never liked them

Fabriel: ((I had to leave the second i beat the first boss

Fabriel: ((Neither did i but i gave it another shot and im loving it,

Fabriel: ((Hopefully im still doing aok down in the boss room, idle

Fabriel: ((And some fuccboi didnt run in and stab me

Fabriel: ((Imma see if ffxv is downloaded yet, then be back around 8ish

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Frisk: ((EVERYBODY IS DEAD))

Frisk: ((RIP))

Frisk: ((bloo/velvet/terra/keyblade master are you alive))

Frisk: ((IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS THEN I ASSUME YOU'RE DEAD))

Frisk: ((10

Frisk: ((9

Frisk: ((8

Frisk: ((7

Frisk: ((6

Frisk: ((5

Frisk: ((4

Frisk: ((3

Frisk: ((2

Frisk: ((1

Frisk: ((YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD

Frisk: ((ok, since i'm the only one alive

Frisk: ((time to do some shit

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Pandora: ((owow

Pandora: ((you're alive

Pandora: ((this is a revelation

Pandora: ((IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AND SOMEBODY ELSE IS ALIVE))

Pandora: ((YAY))

Pandora: ((LET'S PLAY HOPSCOTCH))

Pandora: ((WHOEVER GETS TO THE END FIRST IS BRUTALLY KILLED))

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Pandora: ((hi yazan

Dr. Fintevious: (Hey

Dr. Fintevious: (((Jusy letting you knkw that im going to take a shower

Pandora: ((ok

Dr. Fintevious: ((And AD and Jukon are likely banging somehwere

Pandora: ((10/10

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Pandora: ((hi

GN Austin: ((yo

: ( hey )

Pandora: ((*ten years later bloo rises up from [s]his[/s] their grave* "hey"))

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: ( -decends back into [s]his[/s] their grave- )

Pandora: ((hi slarv

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Fabriel: ((You know what's bullshit

Fabriel: ((When you open a chest

Pandora: ((pandora's chest

Fabriel: ((And it kills you

Pandora: ((yes

Pandora: ((all that's left is hope and your dead body

Pandora: ((get it

Fabriel: ((Meme

Pandora: ((Slarvath: azzy is learning to fuck people now, i hope he doesn't possess me and forces me to fuck a japanese schoolgirl))

Fabriel: ((Well that would be more game than I ever got

Pandora: ((Azzy gets all the ladies

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Jamie (Judas): -Teleports in- Muahahaha...

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: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Young Toriel [Young Toriel].

RVR: ( "And suddenly physics happened" -AdamAK )

: RedVelvetRebellion [RVR] is now RedVelvetRebellion [Auditori].

Pandora: ((hmmmmm))

Pandora: ((i'm thinking of the design for this character))

Jamie (Judas): -Sits in his usual booth- ...

Young Toriel: does stuff at home

GN Austin: ((I'm a sprtier, I can help you))

Pandora: ((nah it's chill

GN Austin: ((Well, I'm not a REAL GOOD Spriter, but you get the gist))

Young Toriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/0gzy2

Auditori: ( Auditori, also known as Edgy Music-Making Younger Tori )

Young Toriel: ((This is kewl, who are them

Pandora: ((oh my fuck

Pandora: ((that's amazing

GN Austin: ((I did that

GN Austin: ((:) ))

Young Toriel: ((One problem, Gaster and Metta are different resolutions, otherwise it's great

Young Toriel: ((I assume the third is you...?

Young Toriel: ((And the others... idk

GN Austin: ((Third is Jamie))

Young Toriel: ((AD seems to be the sixth

Young Toriel: ((seventh, hyper?

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GN Austin: ((Then Jukon/Jeska, Runner, AD, and my OLD Character Swordsman Asriel))

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Young Toriel: ((Oooooh

Auditori: ( Joseph: -flirts with swordsman asriel- )

Young Toriel: ((K

GN Austin: ((SAsriel: . . .

Pandora: ((you should either do frisk or hyper for me

Pandora: ((whichever you want

Auditori: ( I've got a drawing of RVR somewhere )

Young Toriel: ((I like how gaston is our mascot

Young Toriel: ((When people think CaU, they think gaston

Auditori: ( Slarv I sent you an ask. I think )

GN Austin: ((Alright... does Hyper/Frisk wear any different clothes or design?))

Young Toriel: ((10/10 ask

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Pandora: ((frisk wears her original clothes so ehh i suggest you do hyper

Pandora: ((Now, hyper is confusing

Pandora: ((he has like four different designs

GN Austin: ((K, which one do you want in?))

Fabriel: wakes up on the couch, he's holding Asuka who is wrapped in blankets

YoungKingAsgore: -is asleep on the couch-

Pandora: ((one is a child with faded purple eyes, another one is hyperdeath but with purple clothing blablabla, another is one with black clothing, and you can pick whatever you want out of those three

The White Wolf: -stands next to him-

GN Austin: ((I'll do the Purple hyperdeath one))

Auditori: Auditori walks in again, humming to herself quietly.

Fabriel: looks at him, holding Asuka a little tighter

Mr. Diabolical: -a very busted trashcan of a robot walks in- Look out! I have returned!

Auditori: She looks at Mr. D. "Hi?"

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Mr. Diabolical: I will conqueror the known unverise(s) for I am MISTER DIABOLICAL

Auditori: "..." She stands back. "...Uh, okay?"

Mr. Diabolical: BOW BEFORE!

Auditori: "..." She just stands there.

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Mr. Diabolical: -points at auditori- You!

DamnDude: (( Greetings. ))

Dr. Fintevious: ((hey

GN Austin: ((ayy

Pandora: ((ello

Mr. Diabolical: where is everyone to witness my conquering of this pub?

Mr. Diabolical: where is the human girl that always talks to me when I'm here?

The White Wolf: -stares at Mr. D-

Auditori: ( RVR http://puu.sh/ohhmm/d776f79311.png )

Mr. Diabolical: serious were is everyone?

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The Trio: ((Ayy

DamnDude: (( Greetings ))

Dr. Fintevious: (oi

Dr. Fintevious: where*

The Trio: ((My resolution somehow fixed itself but now it feels wrong because everything's tiny

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Auditori: ( I had that problem at first Tri )

Auditori: ( You get used to it eventually )

The Trio: ((Alright cool

Auditori: ( It starts to get nicer )

The Trio: ((Oh yeah and today is Clarity/Charity day yey

Mr. Diabolical: .....

Lua: walks into the bar, slightly bored.

Mr. Diabolical: AH a witness!

Lua: glances around the bar, checking to see who's inside.

YoungKingAsgore: -is sleeping on the couch-

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Mr. Diabolical: -is pointing at Lua-

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The Trio: ((And since that's later when more people are here...

The White Wolf: -is next to Asgore-

Lua: I feel like I'm not going to enjoy what happens next.

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]((...It's time to bring her back[/font]

Pandora: ((YAY CHARITY DAY

Lua: looks at Mr. Pointer.

Pandora: ((*pulls out shotgun*

Pandora: ((*shoots girl frisk*

Pandora: ((CHARITY

Lua: ((ACCEPT MY DONATION OF BULLETS!))

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]((Alright that's done with then[/font]

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Mr. Diabolical: have you come to witness my crowning as the king of the universe?

The Trio: ((Ayy Slarv

Fabriel: ((Ayy

Fabriel: just sort of stares at Asgore

The Trio: ((It's Clarity/Charity dayyyy

Lua: ..No, I came to watch whatever shenanigans happens, and make sure things don't go to absolute shit.

The Trio: ((It'll start when more people are here

Fabriel: is holding a sleeping Asuka

Pandora: ((tri are you seriously not bringing back girl frisk because of my one joaje))

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Pandora: ((oh om

Lua: Maybe make a joke here and there.

Pandora: ((ok

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]((In the meantime[/font]

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]* She enters, flying through like old times. "Hello everyone!" And then she realizes probably nobody recognizes her.[/font]

Lua: thinks for a moment, as he's only heard Girl Frisk at this point.

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Frisk: * Her face is covered with a thousand page quantum physics book.

Frisk: * Isn't there a joke book inside that?

Frisk: * Oh well.

Mr. Diabolical: .....

Lua: OK, I walk in to Mr. Pointer, the sleepers, and Flying Girls.

Lua: Seems like this is how things are now, complete insanity.

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"...Well. You must know by now the bar is strange. Or are you new?"[/font]

Mr. Diabolical: my name is MR. DIABOLICAL

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"Hello, Mr. Diabolical."[/font]

Lua: I know the bar is strange, I just like thinking about how strange this bar is at this point.. so you're not new?

Mr. Diabolical: I am the future rulers of the Universes!

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"I'm not new, last time I was here was over 10 years ago."[/font]

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"It's nice to be back. And Mr. Diabolical, good luck with that."[/font]

Lua: I'm pretty sure being used as a measurement device for the universe isn't the greatest achievement you can strive for.

Frisk: * She seems to be humming some sort of 2020s song.

Mr. Diabolical: why is no one taking me seriously!?

Mr. Diabolical: -pulls outs a nail flier-

Lua: So, you've been here 10 years ago as well? *Lua thinks for a moment.

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]* She turns to Frisk, not recognizing them since the book covers their face. "...Hello, who are you?"[/font]

Dr. Fintevious: filer*

Frisk: "My name is Joaje."

Frisk: "Very neat to meet you."

The Trio: ((...gg

Frisk: * She is evidently joking.

GN Austin: ((What does Lua look like, I'm doing some sprites of people here, and I'm just curious. The OC sheet just tells me he has cybernetics.))

Lua: looks back to generic failure villain.

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"...Your voice is familiar and you have a joking tone. Who are you actually?"[/font]

Lua: ((It's described better in the Bible.))

Frisk: "Bob."

Frisk: "Bob Rogerson."

GN Austin: ((I'll look there))

Dr. Fintevious: ((I wouldnt say generic

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"Still joking?"[/font]

Frisk: "No, my name is Fracklefrickle Raisin."

Lua: So, fancy my curiosity, how do you plan on taking over anything?

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]* She sighs. "Alright, nevermind."[/font]

Frisk: "Actually.."

Mr. Diabolical: by creating some of the ultimate weapons ever!

Frisk: * She removes the book from her face.

Frisk: "I am Frisk."

Frisk: "Frisk Rogers."

Frisk: * She extends her hand.

Frisk: "Don't you know how to greet an old pal?"

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"Ohh! Hello Frisk!" * She flies over and handshakes. "It's so nice to see you again."[/font]

Frisk: * She smiles.

Frisk: "Mhm.."

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"How have you been?"[/font]

Frisk: * She wonders why Girl Frisk fails to realize that she is eleven again.

Lua: So, what Ultimate weapons do you have exactly?

Frisk: "Good."

Mr. Diabolical: DESTROY!

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]* She's been gone for a while, she wouldn't realize immediately. Especially since she's that happy to see Frisk. "...You haven't aged?" Okay now she noticed.[/font]

Mr. Diabolical: -pokes Lua with the nail filer*

Lua: looks at Mr. Pointer with an odd look in his eyes.

Frisk: "No, I deaged."

Frisk: "Don't you remember when I visited you and I was older?"

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"...Oh, yes. How did you manage to de-age?"[/font]

Dr. Fintevious: -stands back- But this is suppose to make your heart explode, thats what the kid who sold it to me said

Frisk: "Complications."

Dr. Fintevious: ((DAMNIT that wass MR. D

Lua: Hey, I should try screaming at my swords instead of using them, it seems like great advice.

Mr. Diabolical: -stands back- But this is suppose to make your heart explode, thats what the kid who sold it to me said

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"Oh yeah. you're a scientist. It happens. You're safe though, right?"[/font]

Frisk: "Yes, I'm safe."

Frisk: "Also, I got involved with another timeline and was in it while it was reset."

Lua: spawns his holo-sword in his right hand, and screams at it. It seems super uneffective.

Frisk: "That's how I am a kid and how my timeline has not been affected."

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"Ah, alright. That's how you de-aged?"[/font]

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Frisk: "Yes."

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"Strange. Never thought resets worked that way."[/font]

Lua: See, I'm pretty sure that idea doesn't work.

Frisk: "You never know."

Lua: despawns holo-sword.

Auditori: Auditori walks back into the bar, having exited before because her RPer had to go. "Hello, everyone."

Lua: Hello.

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"...I don't know much any more honestly. Racked up a few mental problems in my 10 years of loneliness, particularly memory problems."[/font]

Mr. Diabolical: -runs to the any door- I"LL BE -runs into Auditori-

Mr. Diabolical: owwww.....

Frisk: * She silently munches on some Goldgoats. Goat crackers.

Frisk: "Ooh."

Auditori: She yelps. "Ah! What the h---" She looks at Mr. Diabolical.

GN Austin: ((Eh, Lua, the bible really doesn't help me much, it tells me most of what I knew. Is he human? Does he have hair? I dunno.))

Frisk: "You should go to a psychiatrist."

Frisk: "Or a doctor."

Mr. Diabolical: -is like 4' trashcan robot-

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"...Don't have the money."[/font]

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]"Don't have any money actually."[/font]

Mr. Diabolical: BE BACK -leaves-

Frisk: "Some doctors are free."

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Auditori: Auditori is at least 6'10. Or even 7'.

Frisk: ((hi b

Frisk: ((hi chimw

The Trio: ((Ayy today is Charity/Clarity day

Frisk: ((chimw

Frisk: ((10/10

Saitama: ((Oh hey, there are actual people here now))

Frisk: ((chime*

Frisk: ((yep

Gaster: ((wow rude

Frisk: ((WE ARE PEOPLE TOO

Saitama: ((Earlier I was alone))

Lua: ((Here's a shit sprite because I saw your comic post earlier, although I didn't finish it but it's close enough: http://prntscr.com/aryl4q ))

Gaster: ((i got cosplay stuff done today

Frisk: ((yay

Saitama: ((suite))

The Trio: ((Noice

GN Austin: ((Thanks, I'll make it awesome!))

Lua: V I C T O R Y

Lua: ((that was OOC))

Lua: ((shit))

Gaster: ((mostly consisting of painting a bat white

Frisk: ((chime did you see this http://m.imgur.com/a/0gzy2

Gaster: ((my only question is, who's dlc

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The Trio: ((Chronos /s

The Trio: ((Ayy Ant

Auditori: ( Hi Ant )

GN Austin: ((I know Saitama, and Lilith will be))

Saitama: ((whoa))

GN Austin: ((Saitama = OP))

Auditori: ( GNA I posted a picture of RVR )

GN Austin: ((k thx))

Saitama: ((Santana in a fighting game))

Ant: (( Ayy ))

Saitama: ((Best idea ever))

The Trio: ((Santana is a Saitama christmas skin

Saitama: ((Santana. SANTANA.))

Dr. Fintevious: ((g2g, later

Frisk: "Do

Frisk: fuck

Gaster: ((bye

Saitama: ((Autocorrect is an anus with hemorrhoid sauce))

The Trio: ((Bye

The Trio: ((do

Frisk: my life

Saitama: ((Bye))

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Gaster: ((do fuck - frisky

Frisk: "Doctors are free too, y'know."