Mr. Diabolical: -leaves-
Gaster: ((bruh mr. d reminds me of zim in a good way
Auger: Ah, sorry about that guys
Fabriel: ((Fighting beady
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( reminds me of dr. nefarious )
GN Austin: ((Someone should bring Zim in, and have them fight.
Fabriel: ((I dont have buckets, fly, or the overpowered black guy
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( I feel like I'm missing something very obvious )
Auger: Hes been following me and pulling that kind of shit
Fintevious: ((you are, Auger is a lombax
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( well i know that )
GN Austin: ...
Auger: I can kick his ass and I'm blind so I don't think anyone here will have a problem
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Hellcat morphs into the bar through the floor again. "bruh"
Auger: Dude...
GN Austin: -quietly says to himself- Oh, he's blind.
Gaster: He's just a small person with a big dream.
Kimmy: You didn't know?
GN Austin: -Shakes his head-
Mk: "Aw, damn, I didn't get to show off. Oh well." they sit back down, putting their hands behind their head.
Bondertale: bazzy and Fin are still talking lol
Fintevious: -didn't give a shit about MR. D
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "I had an opportunity to show off?!" He suddenly gets really angry, flames surrounding him and shit. "Damnit."
GN Austin: (("MR. D" Giggity))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( IT'S TIME TO STOP )
GN Austin: -they stare at hellcat again, still terrified-
Auger: Hes a poor attempt at a school science project
GN Austin: . . .
Fabriel: ((Yeesssss beady is dead
Fabriel: ((And no party members died
Fintevious: so Bazzy, you seem happy all of a sudden
: Bondertale's connection timed out.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( what the fuck I keep hitting my toe on everything )
Kimmy: What... the shit... is that?
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( i already cut it and its bleeding so )
GN Austin: A demon cat.
GN Austin: ((Damn))
Fabriel: ((Queen roger OP pls no nerf
Fabriel: ((Jk she sucks
Gaster: (lenny
Fabriel: ((LITERALLY
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "Arctic" Hellcat. His fur suddenly turns white, and his eyes...glow a blinding white. Fire is white too.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "I have feelings, you know. I have a name."
GN Austin: Kimmy what did you do!?
GN Austin: WELL... Errm...
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "Well, not really a name, but...[i][color=#a10000]I have feelings...[/color][/i][color=#a10000][/color]"
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA!" [You're fucked, bro!]
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" His head rotates a complete 180 degrees without the rest of his body moving.
Fabriel: ((I wonder if I brought marty into the bar he would just get shot on sight
GN Austin: -the two yell- WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!?
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "IF METRO DON'T TRUST YOU I'M GONNA SHOOOOOT YOOOOUUUUUUU"
Gaster: blinks, then shakes his head. "Screw this, I'm going home."
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He disappears.
GN Austin: . . .
Kimmy: Are... Are we dead?
Runner: ((Whats happening))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Hellcat ragequit )
Fintevious: ((the world is ending
GN Austin: ((Austin and Kimmy pissed of Hellcat))
Fabriel: ((Im playing lisa and the rp is weirder than that for some reason
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He reappears on the couch.
Gaster: ((what is this:
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "y'all are fucked"
Gaster: goes home for now.
GN Austin: AGH!
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( LPT Don't piss off a demonic cat )
Kimmy: W-WHAT, WHY!?
Fintevious: ((Gaster is sick of this shit at the bar
Fabriel: ((Half my party is dead because half my party had a goddamn joy craving
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "hold on" He just twists his head around a complete 360 degrees, no big deal. "oh you'll see. i think."
Gaster: ((I've only used Joy on Brad so far.
GN Austin: -they're literally shivering in fear-
Fabriel: ((GOD
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i][color=#a10000]Hellcat[/color]: * "heh"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i][color=#a10000]Hellcat[/color]: * He puts on a pair of glasses and looks at GNA and Kimmy.
Fabriel: ((You haven't found the other addicts
GN Austin: . . . ?
Fabriel: ((Queen roger is one
Fabriel: ((Supposedly others that I don't have
Runner: ((I'm gonna play Lisa))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "By the look on your faces, you two must be scared."
GN Austin: -he nods-
Runner: ((Do I get the Painful?))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * [demonic voice] "WELL YOU SHOULD BE"
Fabriel: ((You should get the double pack that comes with painful, joyful, and the soundtrack
Fabriel: ((First is unnecessary
GN Austin: -they scream- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "jk"
GN Austin: . . .
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "holy shit do i miss messing with people like this"
Kimmy: -Whispers to GNA- If I killed this cat, would it return?
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "fuck this shit i'm ouuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt" He disappears, probably going to sleep on his hammock in Hell.
GN Austin: -Shrugs-
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Hellcat reappears. "and don't think about killing me"
Kimmy: EEP!
Gaster: ((Lisa the first is confusing and i hated those fucking spiders you had to dodge
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He winks, then disappears.
GN Austin: . . .
Fabriel: ((Fuck those spiders
Fabriel: ((That's why I quit
Gaster: ((SAME
Runner: ((Can I just download it illegally))
Fabriel: ((Somehow marty spiders are even more annoying in Painful, however
Gaster: ((LISA the first more like "spider dodging sim"
Fabriel: ((Lisa the painful is running off cliffs simulator
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( [i]off[/i] )
Gaster: ((off more like baseball simulator
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( OFF is just a retextured MLB 08: The Game )
GN Austin: ((If I ever complete OFF, i'm gonna run out and yell "I JUST BEAT OFF!"))
Runner: (( :^} ))
Fabriel: ((Yeee boi
Fabriel: ((Just got crisp
Fabriel: ((Time to fight satan
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Hellcat is intrigued )
Fabriel: ((Alright
Fabriel: ((Got the dream team
Fabriel: ((Brad, Garth, Sonny, Crisp
Fabriel: ((No buckets or fly ;_;
Fabriel: ((YO WHAT
Gaster: ((crisp memes
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Beck - Loser )
Fabriel: ((Marty spiders aint got nothin on me now
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA..." [tsk tsk tsk]
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GN Austin: . . .?
Bondertale: (of course I'd say that and then brb)
Bondertale: "...really? Nothing this time? Sweet!"
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "OCHINCHIN ORE WA..." [you're pretty lucky that he hasn't melted you into delicious chromosome-high goop bruh]
Bondertale: "This sleep is just getting better and better!"
Runner: ((IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹ β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Daddies are irreplaceable πŸ’–I could never delete you Daddy!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺDaddiesπŸ‘ͺ who give you πŸ’¦cummiesπŸ’¦ Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you πŸš«πŸš«πŸ‘Ώ 3 back: you're squishyβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπŸ˜½πŸ‘ΌπŸ’¦ 10+ back: DaddyπŸ˜›πŸ˜› ))
Runner: ((Found slarvath.))
Fintevious: That is good to heat
Fintevious: Hear*
: Frisky [] joined chat.
GN Austin: No, no, no! We'll be fine! -tries to comfort her-
: ((what
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "CHINCHIN" [you dumbass i never said he would. trust me i know this shit]
: ((
Gaster: ((Laharl, must I kinkshame you
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( I now have Swedish Fish candies )
Fabriel: ((Wowee
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( mmmmmmmmm )
Bondertale: "Although, I have to hold put that this is a dream and I actually DO have something to talk about when I wake up."
Fabriel: ((These asian bathmen are strong
GN Austin: . . .
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( "These asian bathmen are strong" -Slarvath 2016 )
: (("These asian batmans are strong"
Runner: (( β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― βœ”BerniesπŸ’ƒπŸ‘΄ are irreplaceable πŸ’–I could never delete you Bernie!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘΄πŸ’ƒBerniesπŸ‘΄πŸ’ƒ who give you πŸ’–πŸ‘socialismπŸ’–πŸ‘ Or never get called 🌷🌼️progressive🌷🌼️ again πŸš«πŸ˜’πŸ‘ŽπŸ˜’πŸ‘Ž If you get 0 Back: no free healthcare for you 🚫πŸ₯🚫πŸ₯ 3 back: you're progressiveπŸ—½πŸ—½ 5 back: you #FEELTHEBERN πŸ”―πŸ—½πŸ”― 10+ back: You’re the first lady!πŸ’•πŸ—½πŸ’•β€πŸ’‹πŸ’‘β€πŸ’‹πŸ’‘ ))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( random thought: deepthroating a swedish fish )
Gaster: ((wat
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GN Austin: ((OH MY))
The Trio: ((Ayy
Gaster: ((hi tri
The Trio: ((Oh look copypasta
GN Austin: ((I gotta try that some time, Terra
: ((random thought: making a blood vortex and making a mask scream "FRIIISKKKKYYYY" after i make a meat grinder
Fintevious: Well I am hete when you wake up
Gaster: ((i'm making a document with the residents of the gaston timeline
Fabriel: ((I hate joy withdrawal
The Trio: ((Alright
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( random thought: standing behind frisky when they do that )
Fabriel: ((It sucks
GN Austin: (Random thought: Jacking off to myself...)
: |[i]/[/i] Crossfire Duo: * (kek)
: ((random thought: nuke the city and make face balloons for my best friend's party
The Trio: ((I'm just looking at this page of text
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( GNA WHAT THE FUCK )
The Trio: ((Very
The Trio: ((Very
Bondertale: "OH, so I am still asleep. Shit. How do you make yourself wake up from a dream?" Toriel smirked at Fintevious. "How long do you want to keep this up, doctor?" she whispered
The Trio: ((Confusedly
GN Austin: (I need help)
: ((does anybody get the references i just made
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( random thought: making out with a swedish fish )
Fabriel: ((I dooooo
Gaster: ((random thought: farting
GN Austin: ((CARL))
Gaster: ((just.
Gaster: ((farting.
Runner: (('I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish'))
GN Austin: ((Random Thought: Dank Memeing))
The Trio: ((I'll just uh
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( #Undyne )
The Trio: ((browse reddit for a sec
: Frisky [] is now Carl Whiskington [].
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Hellcat: daddy ???: what, i'm kinkshaming Hellcat: [arctic hellcat] U FUCKING WHAT MATE )
Gaster: ((wait no come back
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( tri come back ilu )
: ((that's what the orphans said when i gave them phones loaded with swiss knives tri
Gaster: walks back in. He seems slightly singed.
The Trio: ((I'm still here lol
Fintevious: Well we can make it a better dream -cuddlees up to her-
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He appears next to Gaster. "yo"
The Trio: ((Just confusedly
Gaster: Hello.
: ((i'm bored so i'm just gonna
: ((do stuff
The Trio: ((k
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( no come back ilu )
GN Austin: K-Kimmy are you... okay?
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( aw )
: Carl Whiskington [] is now Carl Whiskington [hahahahahahahah].
Kimmy: No.
hahahahahahahah: ((yay
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( TRI GET THAT FUCKING MALWARE OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER )
Gaster: ((booby
The Trio: ((I NEED TO
Gaster: ((booby is forboden
hahahahahahahah: ((TRI GET THE ASRIEL PORN OFF
: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * (\oh bby\)
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..."
Voice Hyper: ((Oh baby.))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Take note that Hellcat is again in the bar
The Trio: ((It's not Asriel, it's different every time
The Trio: ((This time was "cheerleader accidents"
Gaster: ((... accidents?
The Trio: ((Apparently
Kimmy: *Gasp* He's back!
GN Austin: Oh no.
Voice Hyper: (("I remember when Painriel looked at Asriel porn on one of those old computers Alphys had. He forgot I was watching, and we both had a fun time."))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He crawls into GNA's lap and purrs.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( "hoo boy" )
Bondertale: Toriel shook her head. "As amusing as this is, I thought you were the one who believed this to be serious?"
GN Austin: . . . H-Heheh...
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( If you pet Hellcat, he will either: explode, explode, explode, melt you into delicious chromosome-high goop, or purr )
Fabriel: ((I unlocked the devil's machine...
Fabriel: ((Satan is there...
Fabriel: ((Staring at me
hahahahahahahah: ((EAT SATAN
Fintevious: you it seems like the solution is workin
hahahahahahahah: ((EAT SATAN'S ASS
Gaster: ((destroy him
Fabriel: ((I've never been so scared in my life
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( SATAN ASS IS BEST ASS )
The Trio: ((Show him mercy
Gaster: ((ride the truck into hell
GN Austin: -Reaches out to pet him- H-Hi Kitty...
hahahahahahahah: ((AND KICK HIM IN THE FACE
Fabriel: ((I have level 15s in my party
The Trio: ((Pet him
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Meow. Demonic meow.
hahahahahahahah: ((AND SHANK HIS EYES OUT
Fabriel: ((Lets do this
hahahahahahahah: ((AND SHANK HIS OVARIES OUT
GN Austin: K-Kimmy...
The Trio: ((Pleasure him mutually
Fabriel: ((80000 hp? Pfft
Fabriel: ((Nothing personell kid
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( "Pleasure him mutually" -Tri 2016 )
hahahahahahahah: ((still less than the final boss
The Trio: ((Quote book is available to all, you see a quote you like you can add it
: Carl Whiskington [hahahahahahahah] is now Carl Whiskington [].
The Trio: ((
GN Austin: ((Quote Book?))
Fintevious: So yes, my serious recommendation his having the proper and serious effect
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..." His inner cat comes out.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * And inner demon.
Bondertale: "Fintevious, please." Toriel said, still laughing. "I don't mind waiting, but Asriel is anxious and you actually believe that this is important. So talk to him. Get this over with."
Fintevious: Alright
The Trio: (("On your toolbar, click Settings." *settings button isn't there* Failed the first step
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( "BLOO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" "I DON'T KNOW ASK FRISKY" "FRISKY WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "I DON'T KNOW ASK BLOO" "WHAT THE FUCK" )
Fintevious: -gets up- its good to see you sleep fine though
Fabriel: ((WOWEE
Fintevious: -heads over to Bazzy- Hey hows it going
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( oh yeah he's hard bby )
The Trio: ((Damage is OVER 9000
Bondertale: (bazzy was the one talking about the good sleep)
The Trio: ((Make him harder by pleasuring him mutually
GN Austin: . . .
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( "Make him harder by pleasuring him mutually" -Tri 2016 )
Bondertale: (it appears there was an issue in understanding here)
Fabriel: ((Holy fuck
Gaster: ((tri we don't need him harder
Fabriel: ((I scared satan
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..." is someone gonna fucking pet this cat or something
The Trio: ((But if you pleasure him mutually eneough he'll eventually be not hard
Gaster: ((no
The Trio: ((If you don't he'll stay at that level of hardness
The Trio: ((Why am I going in depth
Gaster: ((we need him soft
GN Austin: -uses his other hand to pet him-
The Trio: ((Hard things can be soft
Gaster: ((so let's show him.... idk family guy porn
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( "DAMNIT FRISKY" "BLOO I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE FLUX CAPACITOR ON AT NIGHT" "....FIIIIIINE" )
GN Austin: ((Show him Binding of Isaac Rule 34
Fintevious: ((oh I thought Tori was talkin
The Trio: ((There's surprisingly little amounts of BoI R34
Bondertale: (nope)
The Trio: ((Extremely surprisingly given all the characters are naked
Fabriel: ((NOT SCARED
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( iirc there's a sub for BoI R34 )
Fabriel: ((RIP ME
GN Austin: ((There's a whole subreddit for it.
The Trio: ((There's a subreddit for everything
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He purrs. Holy shit, there was a chance he would have made you into chromosome goop.
GN Austin: -sighs in relief-
Fintevious: -retcon whatever
Fintevious: So Bazzy, you're sleep is getting better than
: ((hard things can be hard
Fabriel: ((WHAT THE FUCK
Bondertale: "That one was, at least."
Fabriel: ((I BEAT SATAN
: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * (\oh bby u know it\)
Fabriel: ((????? WHAT
Fabriel: ((HOW
The Trio: ((Wot
The Trio: ((I bet there's a second phase
Bondertale: (he's not that hard)
Fabriel: ((YES HE IS
Bondertale: (i dunno, I think I'm just actually good at isaac)
Fintevious: any idea why?
Fabriel: ((LISA YOU DIP
Bondertale: (oh mega satan)
The Trio: ((...This isn't Isaac
Bondertale: (oh)
The Trio: ((lel
Bondertale: (...well)
Fabriel: ((He didn't even use any permakill moves
Gaster: ((i think that's your answer
Fabriel: ((Nobody got KOed
Gaster: ((oh
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..." He appears to be comfortable.
Bondertale: He shrugged. "Luck?"
Fintevious: doubt it
GN Austin: ... -keeps petting-
Fabriel: ((Maybe it's because I'm not in pain mode?
Fintevious: likely has to do with the floating soul that keeps around you
Fintevious: spirit, ghost, not sure what it is
: ((also tri some hard things can't be soft i've felt my [spoiler]DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU WOULD FIND OUT WHAT GENDER I AM BY CLICKING THIS[/spoiler] before
Gaster: ((that's a weird thing to feel
The Trio: ((Not all hard things are soft
The Trio: ((Only some
Runner: Runner is still at his hideout, rigging it up with stolen lights from Joyatton's shows.
: ((hard things aren't soft period
: ((a microwave isn't soft
The Trio: ((AAAA
The Trio: ((Computer already rip
: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * (\i know one thing that is hard\)
: ((you
The Trio: ((Alright, imagine a hard stuffed animal with fur
GN Austin: ((no, me
Bondertale: "Uh...that seems...possible,maybe?"
The Trio: ((There is soft but hard
: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * (\i was going to say the sledgehammer i'm gonna use to kill you\)
: ((that isn't soft
The Trio: ((yes
Fabriel: ((. . .
The Trio: ((it is
Fabriel: ((...............................................
The Trio: ((wot
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Guys it's time to stop )
Bondertale: "I don't really remember anything weird. Just...a pretty good sleep."
Fabriel: ((Words cannot describe the rage I feel right now
Gaster: ((shit went down didn't it
Fabriel: ((FOR
Fabriel: ((FUCKING
The Trio: ((wot hapend
Fabriel: ((CLIFFS
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Tri is like the master of dragging arguments along when they really needed to stop a while ago )
Fintevious: Hmm
Fabriel: ((jk lel
The Trio: ((well
The Trio: ((it's a joke argument
The Trio: ((i think
: ((....))
Gaster: orders another burger and fries.
: ((...............))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( that's a [i]hard[/i] argument isn't it )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( or is it soft )
The Trio: ((yes
: ((.....................................))
GN Austin: ((Oh yes))
The Trio: (([i]both[/i]
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( [ARGUMENT GOES ON FOR TEN HOURS] )
Fintevious: (Gasters gunna get fat if he keeps eating liek that
The Trio: ((>skeleton gets fat
Gaster: ((hey guys let's not go child alphys with the ellipseses
The Trio: ((You mean Bio
Gaster: ((>OLD CAU JOKE
Fabriel: ((AYYYYYY
Fabriel: ((...I still... haven't stopped...... using elipses too much......))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..." He purrs, a few sparks flying out of his mouth.
The Trio: ((...................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The Trio: ((success
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( I.....I need help....mental me.....please....I....I don't know what to do anymore..... )
: ((...................................,................................f...........u...........c................k............y............o...........u............b........i..........t.........c........h......a......h......o........l..........i..........c........y....o.....u...a....s....r....i...e.........l....s.....i........n.........n.........e........r......
Fabriel: ((Oh my god
Bondertale: "What's it been doing?"
Gaster: ((w.........a...........k..........e...........m.........e........u.......p
Fabriel: ((Game just crashed
Fabriel: ((RIP
The Trio: ((RIP
Fintevious: just hovering around you as far as I can tell
Fabriel: ((But I had saved after satan
Gaster: ((rip
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( ....Please......wake.......wake me up inside.........I can't wake up................Please.................wake me up inside............ )
Fintevious: these only show souls, nothing else
: ((slarvath then shoves a sausage into his computer and the game works
Gaster: hums to himself, looking at something on his phone.
: ((wait lemme see if gaster inflation exists
Fintevious: Shin might be able to do something, but I doubt I could get him to care enough to come here
GN Austin: -is acting more nervous and delicate than he would if he was defusing a bomb-
: ((i hope it doesn't
Gaster: ((no but i've seen gaster weight gain
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The Trio: ((Brb then I RP
Gaster: ((which is kinda sort of inflation
Fabriel: ((Gaster
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Fabriel: ((When you fight satan
Gaster: ((yes
Fabriel: ((Poison and burn the fuck out of him
: ((there's no gaster inflation
Fabriel: ((It does 12000 each turn
: ((thankfully
Gaster: ((alrighty
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..." He appears to be...sleeping.
Bondertale: "Weird." bazzy said, shifting around. He blinked, realizing the bond was being suppressed. He put it back. He didn't remember doing that.
Fintevious: theres nothing you can tell me? you were talking in your sleep
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "just kidding" He hops out of GNA's lap.
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * [bursts out laughing]
GN Austin: AGH! W-What the!?
Kimmy: -Falls out of the booth due to shock- AAH!
: Corrin [Corrin] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
DamnDude: (( passed out ))
GN Austin: ((k))
Fabriel: ((Tfw bloodiest wolf is harder than satan
DamnDude: (( i guess thats not really a shock when it's the fifth time this week it happened ))
Fabriel: ((I was close to passing out earlier
GN Austin: ((...))
Fabriel: ((Idk what happened, it felt like I was still asleep
Gaster: is still staring at his phone. I wonder what's got him so engrossed in it.
Kimmy: -Gets up- DON'T DO THAT!
GN Austin: ...
Bondertale: "Uh...i don't really remember anything weird, dude. I mean..." he thought for a second. "I guess I remember hearing some lady's voice in my dreams? I don't know who it was, and I don't think it was very clear."
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "bruh" He hops onto the booth table and starts to eat fries that he somehow got.
Gaster: ((you know what my favorite thing about invader zim is? you could kill off everyone in that universe and say "zim did it"
GN Austin: ((damn))
GN Austin: How did you get fri-- Never mind...
Fintevious: do you remember how the voice sounded? I mean its intonation not what it was saying
: ((frisk kills everybody in a genocide run
: (("chara did it"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "i got them here, bro" He eats a fry, sparks making it hotter than it actually is.
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GN Austin: -reaches for one- Can ya share?
Runner: ((HC:Toriel was a total fucking punk in high school))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He pulls the fries in closer to his face. "...."
Runner: ((She probably got her motorcycle out of storage so she could hurry in the pacifist ending))
Bondertale: "Uh..." he thinks. "Pleasant? Like...almost maternal, maybe?"
GN Austin: ... -reaches farther-
Gaster: ((lmao i have the HC grillby was a greaser in high school
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "I will burn your hand to chromosome-high goop."
GN Austin: -pulls his hand back- ok.
Runner: ((I have a switchblade that when you press the button))
Runner: ((Reveals its actually a haircomb))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He takes a single fry with his paw and scoots it over to GNA. "....there."
Runner: ((I don't even comb my hair I just like making people flip their shit with it))
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GN Austin: -eats it- Nom...
Fintevious: ((I had one of those
: ((HC: grillby is grillby
Fintevious: if it is sincere, it may care for you
: ((that's canon
Gaster: ((okay but consider this: grillby with a ridiculous flame pompadour
Runner: ((MY GOD))
GN Austin: ((Grillby + Elvis = Pompadour!Grillby
Bondertale: "I...i don't know. I can't get that much detail. And in a minute, it'll be gone, because dreams."
Runner: ((No, i'm imaging Grillby being PonyBoy and its hilarious))
: ((Grillby + Frisky = hell - literally
Fabriel: ((At the part with the dynamite head guys
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Bloo + Frisky = hell )
Fabriel: ((In the snow
Fintevious: Hmm
: ((Bloo - Frisky = 21
GN Austin: ((Hellcat + GN Austin = Chromosome High Goop))
Gaster: ((teenage greaser grillby is best grillby
Runner: ((Runner + Small objects that aren't nailed down))
Fabriel: ((WOW OK
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( [url=]Hellcat and GNA[/url] )
Runner: ((WARNING))
GN Austin: ((oh boy))
Barchar: "Of course I care for him, you moron."
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Barchar: really wishes she could just talk to Fintevious. Of course, that was what she was trying to do, she supposed. And yet he kept trying to mess it up, the immortal idiot.
Kimmy: [sub]now I want one[/sub]
GN Austin: ...
Bondertale: "...i dunno. But if it's making me actually sleep okay, then I don't know how bad it could be."
The Trio: ((Back
Fintevious: Yeah true
The Trio: enters, usual greeting.
Gaster: Hello, you three.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "Yo."
Sincere: "Hi!"
GN Austin: Hiya.
Sincere: "How's everything going?"
Gaster: hasn't looked up from his phone.
: |[i]/[/i] Crossfire Duo: * The duo walk in at the best time.
Kimmy: -Waves-
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Hellcat eats another fry.
Gaster: 's good, I guess.
: [[i]][/i] Challenger: * [color=#fff]"...Uh. Hi, everyone."[/color]
Sincere: "Alright, cool. And hello you two."
Gaster: ... Who are these two?
Sincere: "I dunno. Two people."
: [[i]][/i] Challenger: * [color=#fff]"I'm...Challenger. Yeah. Challenger."[/color]
Corrin: -Is Knocked out on the floor next to the couch, oops-
Barchar: "How are you, child?" barchar asked, floating around Surreal.
Gaster: Alright.
Runner: Runner walks in after them, his right arm seems a around the hoodie, but he seems fine.
: [[i]][/i] Charger: * [color=#fff]"I'm Charger....yep, totally Charger."[/color]
Sincere: "...Are you the bounty hunter duo from another timeline?"
The Trio: ((CARS
Gaster: ... Wow, a sudden crowd here.
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Surreal: "I'm good, thank you. And you?"
: [[i]][/i] Charger: * [color=#fff]"Uh, no."[/color]
Sincere: "Ah. Darn."
: [[i]][/i] Charger: * [color=#fff]"We're just a filmmaking duo."[/color]
: Carl Whiskington [] is now Frisky stole Vivien's green eggs and ham dear lord [].
: [[i]][/i] Challenger: * [color=#fff]"B0SS!"[/color]
: ((10/10
The Trio: ((Testing
The Trio: ((Okay it's silent
Barchar: cEh. Alright. Wishing I had some way to talk to the immortal idiot that he ISN'T making it his life's goal to mess up, but whatever. "
Surreal: "I can do it."
Fabriel: ((AAAA
The Trio: ((?
Fabriel: ((I WAS SPOOKED
The Trio: ((rip
Gaster: ((spoopy
Fintevious: I'm just concerned that it may be trying to use you in some manner
The Trio: ((WITH FIRE
Fabriel: ((Killing it now
Fabriel: ((And... it pains me to say it
: ((heh
The Trio: ((heh
: ((PAIN
Fabriel: ((But I'll be *sobs* removing garth from my party
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( NUUUU )
Gaster: ((NOOOOOO
The Trio: ((?
Fabriel: ((He's just too weak, and buffalo van dyke is much better
GN Austin: -Austin and Kimmy are just sitting next to Hellcat-
The Trio: ((Rip Garth it seems
: ((put him in your PC box
Barchar: "Ooh! Good idea!" she said, smiling.
Bondertale: "I mean, I dunno, maybe. But I don't...feel like it? I'm not sure."
Fabriel: ((That was the easiest joy mutant fight yet
Surreal: "Alright, I'll go invisible, I'll sneak to him, you tell me what to say and I'll say it exactly. Is that good?"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Guys )
Fabriel: ((Oh boy
Fabriel: ((Pile of corpses
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( satan )
The Trio: ((That was the Satan we fought
The Trio: ((Confirmed
Barchar: "The invisibility seems kind of pointless. I'd rather not make him feel any more weird about this than I need to."
GN Austin: ...
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..."
The Trio: ((frikkkkk
Fintevious: Chances if it had that intention, it would try and make to feel comfortable, to lower your guard
The Trio: ((tfw you're typing a sentence and you forget one word on the tip of your tongue
Fabriel: ((wow ok
Gaster: sighs, then pulls out a small laptop.
Fabriel: ((Googling LISA peter gets you porn
Surreal: "It's for my reputation."
Gaster: ((rippp
Fintevious: I'm sure it'll find a way to make its intentions known pretty soon
DamnDude: (( Porn of the LISA game, or just some random person named Lisa? ))
Gaster: seems to be editing a document, his eyebrows knitted in frustration.
Fabriel: ((Random ass chicks
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DamnDude: (( Sadness ))
Barchar: "Well, I'd rather he understand why the being claiming to be female has a male voice. And I can't explain without ruining your 'reputation'."
DamnDude: (( Wait, not sadness. ))
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Gaster: ((must be a porn star's name
Fabriel: ((Yes, porn of LISA
Fabriel: ((It must exist
Fabriel: ((A game with one girl has to have porn
Gaster: ((gays exist
Fabriel: ((And she's 7
Fabriel: ((Ik
Surreal: "We're telling him about you? Alright, I won't go invisible then."
Gaster: ((someone's probably getting buttfucked
Fabriel: ((Yup
Fabriel: ((Fardy probably
The Trio: ((Every minute, someone has anal
Barchar: "That's the idea."
Fabriel: ((Someone look for it, Azzy is still watching
The Trio: ((Donate for the cause
Bondertale: (barchar can vouch for thwt)
Gaster: ((no i'm busy writing trashy fanfiction
The Trio: ((Hi Azzy
: Frisky stole Vivien's green eggs and ham dear lord [] is now Frisky [].
DamnDude: (( fuck you I'm not looking for that. ))
: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Surreal: "Okay. What should I do?"
: ((slarv are we doing anything tonight
Barchar: flies up to Fintevious. "Okay, child, just say whatever thought doesn't feel like it's coming from you. It's a difficult thing to notice, but you should be able to."
Fabriel: ((No
GN Austin: ((GTG Guys... see ya later))
Barchar: sticks her hand through Surreal's head. She clears her throat.
Gaster: ((bye
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The Trio: ((Bye
Fintevious: (bye
Fabriel: ((cya
: ((ok
: ((just wondering
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Bar!Chara/Surreal [Barcharreal].
Surreal: "Alright, got it." * He walks to Fintevious. Now Barchar has control.
Barcharreal: ( *thumbs up* )
Barcharreal: "Excuse me, doctor Fintevious?"
Fintevious: Yes? I don't believe we have meet. How can I help?
DamnDude: (( When is the next point of progress then? ))
Fabriel: ((Tomorrow
: ((yes
Fabriel: ((Final bosses
: ((fun things will happen tomorrow
The Trio: ((What happened yesterday?
DamnDude: (( Alright. ))
Fabriel: ((Metta was rekt
The Trio: ((Rip
Fabriel: ((Smol flowey got a soul
Fabriel: ((And is now fabulous
DamnDude: (( Asriel is Fabulous. ))
The Trio: ((Noice
Gaster: ((i assume tomorrow is a gaster fight
Fabriel: ((Le final boss has 5 phases
The Trio: ((Wowie
Barcharreal: chuckles. "No, we VERY definitely haven't met." S/he extends her/is hand. "My name, or at least what the child I'm currently making say what I want him to calls me, is Barchar."
Gaster: ((hoo boy
Barcharreal: "I'm that soul you keep fussing over like some sort of dastardly villain."
Gaster: ((should i show up earlier?
Barcharreal: (hory sheet)
DamnDude: (( Are we able to switch out characters between some of the phases so it's not the same people doing stuff? ))
Fabriel: ((Yup
Fintevious: Pleased to meet you -shakes the hand-
Fabriel: ((And everyone can fight in the last phase
Gaster: ((NICE
The Trio: ((And can each phase grant EXP [s]and gold[/s]
The Trio: ((EVERYONE
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( HELLCAAAAAAAAAAAAAT )
Fabriel: ((Bcuz the final final boss gets 100000 HP lel
The Trio: ((owch
Fabriel: ((Welp
The Trio: ((we need levels for dat
DamnDude: (( GOD DAMN IT SLAR, [s][sub]you're slightly stealing my ideas[/sub][/s] ))
Barcharreal: (bro)
: ((will hyper get to fight in some shape or form
Fabriel: ((No kek
The Trio: ((rip
Fabriel: ((You can bring frisk in
: ((fuck
: ((well
: ((frisk wouldn't bother to do that
The Trio: ((wot rly
Barcharreal: "So. First question? I know you have a lot of them. I've been listening to you spout them for the past day."
❀ Frisk: ((i'm too busy
DamnDude: (( -TFW when you control two characters, and some control none, what an ass- ))
The Trio: ((I control 3
The Trio: ((lel
Fintevious: You Chara aren't you?
Gaster: ((i have one who fights
Gaster: ((maybe i should make another...
Fintevious: You're*
: ((I wouldn't want to roleplay Frisk, anyways
: ((she is boring at this point
: ((really
: ((reaaaallllyyy
: ((boring
Fabriel: ((Well you know what we can do :)
The Trio: ((I want to bring Girl Frisk but can't for the same reason---oh
Corsiva: comes into the bar and attempts to get her father to play with her. He grunts.
: ((yes but i don't want to anger nancy if he ever comes
The Trio: ((I gave Jozlyn, but idk about Girl Frisk
Serene: 'Hello.'
DamnDude: (( ...I don't know who that's to, and that actually kind of scary. ))
Fabriel: ((How does full paralysis sound?
Gaster: Corsiva... I'm kind of busy, but.
The Trio: ((Woa
Gaster: closes his laptop.
Gaster: Alright. Let's play.
Serene: '...I can play with her if you want.'
Barcharreal: "Yes."
: ((gee slarv i don't hate frisk that much))
Serene: 'If you have too much work, I mean.'
Fabriel: ((Aww
Serene: 'Or I could just join in.'
DamnDude: (( Also, does Revenge Strike cap out at three during the final boss? ))
The Trio: (([s]no[/s]
: ((if i wanted to kill her, she would be dead at this point
Fabriel: ((But making other characters horribly depressed is fuuuun
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He hops over to Corsiva.
Fintevious: So you're trying to help Bazzy
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "Hello!"
Fabriel: ((Nope
The Trio: ((If it didn't it'd probably be an OHKO
The Trio: ((NOICE
The Trio: ((Okay not OHKO but a lot of dmg
Corsiva: is somewhat overwhelmed by the amount of attention she's suddenly recieving.
Fabriel: ((Mmm, PM me if you want her hurt
The Trio: ((wowie
: ((ok
The Trio: ((I'll consider it
: (([Spoiler]nobody said that i couldn't reset frisk, though[/spoiler]
DamnDude: (( -TFW when you control the two best characters in the game by complete accident- ))
Gaster: ((does that extend to other people as well?
Barcharreal: "Yup! It's my job to try to make him happy. Him and the rest of them."
The Trio: ((I want Girl Frisk gone because she's boring, so I'll consider it
Gaster: ((the hurt thing
The Trio: ((Verum though idk
The Trio: ((...though I haven't used Verum in weeks but y'know
Gaster: ((from what you've said it sounds like he's needed elsewhere
The Trio: ((Probably not any more
Fabriel: ((If you want your character hurt, PM me
Fabriel: ((Or dead
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( ...Juan. )
The Trio: ((He's probably given everyone mechanical utopias by now, or at least started
: ((alrighty
The Trio: ((NNUUUUUU
Fabriel: ((Thats anyone
The Trio: ((Brb
DamnDude: (( Also, I had an idea that I for a little while, but I ended up never getting to PMing you Slar. ))
: ((if i want to roleplay frisk again
: ((..heh
Gaster: gets up, and starts to play a simple patty-cake like game.
: ((i know what to do
: ((i really do
: ((:)
Fintevious: I see
DamnDude: (( Ironically I could probably end up saying it in normal chat and it wouldn't matter because I believe we're the only two here that play Fates. ))
Fintevious: how do you intend to do so
Fabriel: ((Hit me baby
Corsiva: Her hands aren't touching her father's - they're just waving their hands around in various positions.
Barcharreal: (BTW tri, Surreal can still make sparky comments and/or object to what barchar wants him to say and/or do. She hasn't actually possessed him, because...well. You know. Vegetable. She'd rather not do that to him.)
: ((slarvath i won't kill frisk but if you want to know what i could do then you can always pm me
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DamnDude: (( I don't know if this is like this in the other routes, but do you remember how Corrin gets the last form of the Yato, right? ))
Fabriel: ((What route
Barcharreal: "Isnt it obvious? I am helping him with the sleep. That's how I help a lot of them, actually."
: ((i trust you enough to not give out spoilers
DamnDude: (( Birthright ))
: ((unlike someeebbboooddyyy
Barcharreal: "But trying to explain it all would be too complicated. I just make sure they're happy and safe, at least to the best of my abilities."
Fabriel: ((I'll need PMs for this
Fintevious: I see
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Holy shit bio made his own RP room XD )
Fintevious: I don't have an issue with that
Fintevious: my main concern is Bazzy's connection
Runner: ((Seriously.))
Fintevious: ((on MSPARP?
Fabriel: ((Wait
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Fabriel: ((What
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: ((bio made his own
: ((rp room
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Yeah, on parp )
: ((what
Gaster: ((bio did what
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( At least I think it's his )
Gaster: ((should i be concerned?
Runner: ((I'm going in just to check it out))
Fintevious: ((doubt it Chime
Runner: ((If he wants to do his own thing, let him))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( I went in and sent a simple "no" )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( That is all )
Barcharreal: "Ah, that. The reasons are twkfold: one, I don't think Toriel and frisk need to see what he's seen. Two: because I know that you all would react like you did. Confusion and fear. And I wanted to try to avoid that. I can't communicate very effectively. I'm lucky this child agreed to say whatever I wanted him to. "
Barcharreal: (dude, whatever. Just let him do him.)
Runner: ((Yep.))
Runner: ((It's smut))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( kek )
Fabriel: ((my god.
Gaster: ((it's temmies making out
Barcharreal: (he can do whatever the hell he wants to do. Even if it is temmie shut.)
Barcharreal: (not our room, not our problem.)
Gaster: ((yup.
Gaster: ((frankly, i'd rather not have a hand in temmie porn so i'm staying the heck away
: ((me too
: Yazan [Fintevious] is now Other MSPA [??].
: Other MSPA [??] is now Yazan [Dr. Fintevious].
Barcharreal: (when I thought it might not be porn, I almost wanted to join because, despite it all, I like bio. But not into ero. )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( " #1 Temmie: ((Is Temmah male or female?)) #2 TemMaH: ((Temmah could be either one, if you wish, I guess.)) #1 Temmie: ((I choose female, then.)) #2 TemMaH: ((Good choice.)) " )
Gaster: ((bloo, stop being salty
Gaster: ((we're dropping this and moving on.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( yeah i guess )
Fabriel: ((...I just remembered
Gaster: continues to play with his daughter.
Fabriel: ((When I bought my plushie
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..."
Fabriel: ((Bio commissione one too
Fabriel: ((Of tem
Dr. Fintevious: ....
Corsiva: suddenly giggles. "I win!'
: ((wow
Barcharreal: "Is something the matter, doctor?"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( i expect that from him )
Dr. Fintevious: No not really
Dr. Fintevious: I assume you don't want your presence to be known to the others
Runner: ((So, are we doing painful again tonight, or a bar shuffle?))
Runner: ((The one I did before got a bit cut off))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( slarv said he didnt have any plans for today )
Gaster: ((bar shuffle
DamnDude: (( We're doing painful tomorrow. ))
Gaster: ((painful's tomorrow
Barcharreal: S/he shrugged. "I don't mind. As long as you don't make them worried about me. That makes my job much harder."
Fabriel: ((Imma go watch walking dead
Runner: ((Alright))
Runner: ((Spin the Wheel O' Bars))
Gaster: ((i read that as "wheel o' baras"
Gaster: ((... bara bar
: Fabriel [Fabriel] disconnected.
Barcharreal: (wheel 'o barchars)
Dr. Fintevious: Well you can keep at it, but you'll have to compete with me when it comes to helping them -said that in a joking manner-
Runner: ((FFFFUCK))
DamnDude: (( I think i may head out soon, I got saturday classes so I can learn more about my AP classes ))
DamnDude: (( Thankfully it's the last class for this of the year. ))
Gaster: ((you probably should if you're not ready to reveal
Runner: ((Why the hell not))
Runner: Another fucking flashbang orb rolls into the bar.
Barcharreal: "Worry not, doctor, our areas of expertise are similar, but different enough that there shouldn't be much conflict. Anyway, I'll be going. Talk to you again soon! <3"
Runner: ((Keep in mind the Hideout is less a bar and more of a 'lets fucking try to figure out which part of this place Runner is'))
Dr. Fintevious: just one thing
Gaster: Ah!
Runner: ((That just happens to have drinks and food Runner has stolen))
Gaster: holds Corsiva close.
Barcharreal: "Yes?"
Runner: Boom.
Dr. Fintevious: don't accidentally break the connection to hide pain
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Meow.
Runner: Anyone inside the bar is now in the middle of a sort of fucking lobby. Like one would see in a hospital. Theres ragtag signs assembled over the hallways that are labeled 'The Hideout'
Runner: The entire place is old and dilapidated. Lights flicker like the bulbs haven't been changed in years. Rats scurry across corridors.
Dr. Fintevious: and it wasn't confusion and fear, it was concern
Runner: And theres several hallways. Where the hell is Runner?
Barcharreal: "I won't." s/he said, nodding. And now she leaves. She didn't even react to the switch.
: Bar!Chara/Surreal [Barcharreal] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Gaster: looks around in confusion, then turns to his daughter. "Stay near me, and don't get lost."
Corsiva: nods. "Okay."
The Trio: ((Back
The Trio: ((Oh hey is this an adventure
Runner: ((Of sorts.))
The Trio: ((Coolio
Corsiva: spots a trampoline covered in dead rats.
The Trio: is here definitely
Corsiva: "Ewwww....."
Runner: A dog...barking can be heard in the middle hallway.
Runner: ((Oh fuck you Chime))
Sincere: "...What happened? I zoned out. Everything's different n---oh."
Runner: ((The rats add character))
Gaster: ((aaaah
The Trio: ((The rats are the character
Runner: ((Note that Runner has a dog))
Gaster: ((these salt and vinegar chips are too vinegary
Barchar: "How are you feeling, child?" barchar asked, after exiting.
Runner: (( Yes I used a picture of a Steel Eeveelution cause its the only thing that kinda sums up what RUnner would have))
Corsiva: seems to brighten up. "Puppy!"
Surreal: "...Strange."
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He spits a flame. "Hm."
Surreal: "I didn't even feel myself that entire time. It's like I wasn't existing until you left."
Surreal: "Which was cool, actually."
Barchar: "Hm. I didn't think I could do that temporarily."
Surreal: "...Possession? Was that possession?"
Barchar: "Not intentionally."
Runner: Down the left hallways, mad laughter can be heard.
Surreal: "But it was?"
Runner: Down the right hallway, the sound of teeth chittering can be heard.
Sincere: "Alright, what is this."
Barchar: "Well, we t won't matter soon. I'll have a body to be able to use without the risk."
Surreal: "Oooh, what is it?"
Corsiva: tries to tug her father towards the middle hallway. He relents and follows.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Time to spew bullshit onto an art assignment )
Gaster: ((coat a canvas in bullshit
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Yep )
Barchar: "Spoilers, child <3"
Gaster: (( *~art~*
The Trio: follows. Except Surreal, who is talking to Barchar.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( This art will be 100% bullshit )
Runner: The metal dog seen above barrels down the hallway, immediately trying to jump up to Gaster's legs. Dawww.
Surreal: "...Okay, I'll be patient."
Corsiva: squeals in delight and tries to pet the dog.
Runner: It has a name tag. 'My name is ALLOY! If found, please return to Runner!'
Sincere: "It didn't try to kill you so it's automatically not evil, right?"
Sincere: "...Runner."
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Right now I'm writing a fuckton of buzzwords onto the art )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( )
The Trio: ((Font isn't comic sans 7.8/10
Runner: '[sub]If you're a superhero, please don't kill my dog, alright?[/sub]'
Corsiva: hugs Alloy close. "Mmmh, where's your owner, huh?"
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Sincere: "Runner sometimes comes to the bar. We can keep him until he comes, right?"
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Runner: Alloy just barks, and runs back down the middle hallway. Barking all the way. He stops for a second to eat a couple random nuts and bolts Runner left around, but quickly turns left.
Gaster: I suppose...
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( scratch challenger duo )
Corsiva: bolts after Alloy.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( i mean, crossfire duo )
Runner: Suddenly, the lights go out in the hallway.
Runner: And then spotlights turn on.
Runner: And then the hallway fills with fake smoke.
Gaster: runs close behind. "Corsiva, what did I just tell you- CORSIVA!"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "Hah.
Runner: Goddamnit Runner DID steal all Joyatton's special effects.
Sincere: "...Alright, I'm just confused. Why is this happening exactly?"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( gtg )
Runner: A stolen speaker from the Joyatton fight begins playing music. Brass Goggles.
Gaster: ...
The Trio: ((Bye
Gaster: manages to find his daughter among the smoke.
Sincere: "Nevermind. I'll just go along with this and not be confused."
Runner: A voice automated message goes off.
Barchar: (that's awesome)
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Runner: It's Runner's voice. "Listen up intruders! This place is filled with traps, armed with Kryptonite, EMPs, and anything that can kill a superhero!"
Runner: "If you're just a regular dude, you really shouldn't be here."
Barchar: "Good child <3. It shouldn't take more than another day or two."
Sincere: "...Hi Runner, we can't leave."
Runner: "Don't worry though, none of them are fatal. Except maybe the Kryptonite. Watch out for that one."
Runner: It's automated.
Corsiva: clings to her father.
Sincere: * You know Sincere.
Runner: "If its one of you fucks from the bar, follow Alloy, he knows the way."
Sincere: * He's not smart.
Gaster: Oh, alright.
Sincere: "Okay, that's better. Thanks."
Runner: Alloy's legs shift, and now he has heelies on the bottom of his paws, gliding down the hallway. Notably, he's sticking completely to the left side.
Runner: ((If someone tests the right side, they're going to get rekt.))
Sincere: * He follows, walking in the middle of the hall.
Gaster: walks on the left side.
Runner: Sincere fucked up.
Sincere: * Yes.
Runner: A trapdoor opens, and a fucking CANNON comes out of it.
Runner: Like a goddamn pirate cannon.
Corsiva: is right behind alloy.
Sincere: "WHAT?"
Sincere: "...How did that appear?"
Runner: It proceeds to fire water. At high pressures. Like the water thing from Super Mario Sunshine overdosed on Joy.
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Corsiva: looks over at Sincere, then whispers. "r i p"
Sincere: * The fire does nothing. The pressure shoves him against the wall, leaving a dent. "Jesus christ."
Runner: A loud WA WA WAAAAAAA plays over the intercom. Runner has a sense of humor.
Runner: Alloy barks at Sincere, you can swear to god he's laughing. But hes a dog.
Sincere: "...Well, immunity to fire is nice. But ow."
Sincere: "Shut it, dog."
Runner: On the left side, theres a sign, left by Runner.
Sincere: * He turns and reads the sign.
Runner: 'Warning, this place used to be an Asylum. Please keep in mind that you MIGHT run into psycopathic murderers!'
Gaster: ((sign: get dunked on
Sincere: "That's reassuring. Onward."
Runner: The mad laughing from before at this moment decides to get closer. It's some guy running at everyone like a monkey.
Serene: * And she's following silently. And perfectly in the steps of Alloy.
Runner: Poor bastard gets hit by the water cannon, and gets knocked out on the spot.
Sincere: "...You're welcome for setting the cannon off I guess."
Corsiva: notibly had a few sparks running around her fingers, just in case.
Runner: Alloy take a left turn, avoiding every third step in the square tiled floor.
Gaster: frowns, and follows suit. Corsiva doesn't 'cause she floats.
Serene: * She still follows the footsteps/pawsteps perfectly.
Sincere: * He follows, though slowly because of the hit.
Runner: It's now evident why there was teeth chattering before. Ever seen those windup teeth toys?
Runner: They're just chattering across the floor.
Runner: One of them has a batarang in it.
Sincere: * He crushes one. "Why are these here...?"
Gaster: ... Huh. Looks like Dedan's family reunion.
The Trio: ((ooo
Runner: ((Have you figured it out yet))
The Trio: ((Runner's place is an asylum?
Gaster: ((these all belong to the joker
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Runner: ((Ever notice how Runner has lots of superheroes on him, but mostly DC ones?))
The Trio: ((Yes
Runner: Alloy goes up a staircase. Avoiding the first step.
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Sincere: * He steps on the first step. Idiotic.
Serene: * And she doesn't of course.
Runner: Theres a sign on the wall. 'All Employees of A h m s l m must wa ha nds on a basis."
Runner: It's worn.
Gaster: skips the first step.
Runner: The first step breaks, and the wall on the side opens up.
Gaster: ((it's arkham
Sincere: "!?"
Runner: Sincere gets conked by a jack-in-the-box punching glove.
Runner: ((Runner made his hideout in Arkham Asylum, cause its the one place all the heroes avoid like the plague))
Sincere: * He falls backwards, hits his head, knocked out. Huh.
Runner: Clearly stolen from Joker.
Serene: '...I'm not surprised.'
Gaster: ... Someone should pick him up.
Serene: 'Alright, I'll do it.'
Serene: * She spawns a surfboard-like thing under Sincere. It floats and follows Serene. 'Onward?'
Gaster: Onward.
Runner: Only two more traps left.
Runner: Alloy goes up another staircase. He jumps over the last step.
Serene: * She moves onward, with even more precise/careful steps. She jumps over the last step. The surfboard thing does not hit the last step.
Gaster: continues up the steps, with Corsiva taking a piggyback ride. He tries to avoid the last step but slips, falling on his ass.
Runner: It breaks, luckilyu, Gaster is too big to actually fall through it.
Serene: '...Well. Quick, prepare yourself.'
Serene: 'Or not.'
Runner: No special traps here, you just get to fall a story, Gaster gets kind of wedges between two stairs.
Gaster: Erm...
Gaster: A little help here?
Serene: 'Would if I could. Instead the ice would just make you slip. Sorry.'
Corsiva: tugs on her father, trying to pull him up.
Runner: Alloy helps too, grabbing onto Gaster's shoe with his mouth.
Gaster: is freed!
Gaster: Well. That was certainly something.
Serene: 'Alright, let's not trigger any more traps.'
Serene: 'If possible, at least.'
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The Trio: ((Ayy
Gaster: Yeah...
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( I have finished the buzzword list )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Now for a bullshit coating )
Runner: The last room isn't even a trap
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Should I use clear bullshit? Or nonclear bullshit? )
Runner: It's just a fucking long-ass hallway full of Kryptonite.
Runner: Any good villain has a way to keep Man of Steel away, fuck that guy.
Serene: '...Alright. Besides the glowy green stuff, this seems alright.'
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( What the fuck )
The Trio: * She uses the word alright a lot. Time to stop.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Red Dick is dead? )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( NOOOOOOOOOO )
The Trio: ((?
Gaster: nods, and continues through the hallway.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( FUUUUCK )
Gaster: ((who's red dick
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: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Friend of Pink Guy )
Runner: Theres a door at the end of the hallway, sparks are flying on the other side through the window.
Serene: 'Are we ready? Next room is definitely electricity.'
DamnDude: (( Why do you have to keep Joseph Stalin out? ))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Why is Red Dick dead. I am having a crisis )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( First it was Dade that died )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( The feels )
The Trio: ((Rip
Corsiva: grins. "I can handle it!"
Serene: 'Alright. Let's go then.'
Serene: * The surfboard-thing hovers in front of her like a shield. She enters.
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The Trio: ((Ayy
Runner: It's just Runner, with a blowtorch, torching his arm trying to weld something to it. Woops, robotic cover blown.
: Terra [] is now .vIT'S TIME TO STOP [].
Runner: Note that only Gaster and Metta know he's a robot before this.
Serene: 'Oh, hello.'
Serene: 'You're a robot. I was unaware.'
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( look at my dank meme on the sidebar )
Runner: He stops, looking at the Trio, +Gaster and kid. "Well, this was unexpected."
Gaster: and Corsiva enter.
Serene: '...We avoided your stuff. Sincere's knocked out.'
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Gaster: ... Hi.
Gaster: ((freaking message delay
The Trio: ((Ayy
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: .vIT'S TIME TO STOP [] is now .aDAMN, DANIEL [].
The Baron: ((ey b0sses))
Runner: Alloy runs over to a small mechanical bed in the corner.
The Baron: ((Is Slarvath just not here tonight?))
Runner: The room is a veritable bar, it's got a counter, a jukebox, and TONS OF STOLEN SHIT.
Ant: (( names are different again... ))
Runner: Like MOUNTAINS fo random shit RUnner has stolen.
Gaster: ((slarv was here, but he was playing a game
Ant: walks in
Gaster: ((and he's planning stuff for tomorrow i do believe
Ant: sits down on the couch
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Hellcat appears in the bar. Meow. "Hi."
Runner: Runner puts down the torch. It's now evident what he was doing. He was welding the stolen gunblade to his arm.
Corsiva: looks around. "Wow, you've got a lot of stuff..."
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Just ignore my memes in the sidebar, yeah, totally )
Serene: 'This is...something'
The Baron: ((you damn damn danielers should put toothpicks under your toenails and kick a wall))
Runner: Note that the bar is now Runner's Hideout for the next hour or so.
Serene: 'Is all of this your stuff?'
The Baron: ((back in my day memes were properly dank))
Ant: (( Reading that is painful ))
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Runner: There's random flashing lights, and more shit stolen fron Joyatton.
Runner: "...Well, in a sense, yes."
Gaster: checks for any of his own stuff.
Runner: "Welcome to Casa De Runner, I assume Alloy was nice, you didn't get hurt too badly, yada-yada-yada?"
Runner: There IS a stolen Gaster Blaster in the rubble. But it's obviously from a completely different Gaster.
DamnDude: (( He left to watch Walking Dead ))
Gaster: Yes, we're fine.
The Baron: ((oh yeah ant? Well you can just go drink hydrochloric acid, rip out your tongue, and lick your eye with it))
Serene: 'Yeah, everything's alright.' * She sets the surfboard-thing down in a corner with Sincere still on it.
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Gaster: (( : )
The Baron: ((KEK))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( what that was me XD )
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( GG )
Gaster: ((your memes are ruined
: .aDAMN, DANIEL [] is now Don't smoke memes, kids [].
Gaster: ((get dunked on
Ant: (( I'm just gonna take a lucky the Baron B? ))
The Baron: ((The RPer, not the character))
Runner: Some of the rubble abruptly falls over, and a...ragtag anydoor, made from scrap metal and hundreds of stolen things, opens up.
Runner: It's barely standing. And it's covered in rust.
Ant: (( Well yeah ))
The Baron: ((How'd you guess, the elaborate depictions of pain?))
Gaster: looks it over. "This thing could use a few repairs."
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * Please note that Chin Chin is protecting you right now.
Ant: (( Yeah those were special B-Brand pain depictions ))
Runner: "I stole it from some girl, she had these wierd little key things that opened them." He shrugs, moving over to the bar. "You guys want anything?"
The Baron: ((It isn't hard))
The Baron: ((Just pick a body part and decide what nasty shit to do to it))
Gaster: Not really.
Serene: '...The only thing I want is to know why we're here.'
Gaster: pulls a small toolkit out of his pocket and starts to repair what he can on the anydoor.
The Baron: ((pick a body part for me))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( As the eyeball cobbled on the grasp of a washing machine, juices dripping down and contributing to a juicy froth composed of human flesh and pieces of the retina. )
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DamnDude: (( B just wants to make sure that everyone simply shoves a brick up their anus. ))
Ant: (( I'm not saying it's difficult it's just you're the one to normally do that kinda thing ))
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The Baron: ((Eh that's more gore than torture, DD.))
The Trio: ((Ayy
Runner: "Probably the same reason we all showed up at that plant girl's place." He shrugs, opening a minifridge and taking out a can of Soda with Bane's face on it.
Ant: (( Shove a rock in your ear ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ew what they k did I walk into))
: Don't smoke memes, kids [] is now MY NAME IS JEFFFF [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The fuck))
The Baron: ((Better, better))
Runner: He opens it, and the smell is OBVIOUSLY NOT SODA. It's fucking oil.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What is this))
Serene: 'True. I liked that place better though.'
The Baron: ((Take a cheese grater to your labia))
Serene: '...No offense, of course.'
Runner: "Well excuse me, I don't usually get guests." Alloy barks happily from the corner.
Gaster: nods along as Corsiva stares at Runner.
Corsiva: "Do you have grape juice?"
Runner: It's like a crude mockery of Grillby's, except made in Arkham Asylum and made out of scrap metal.
Ant: (( ...I feel like I should know what a labia is but...I never took a full-on biologoy class. I suck at science and I have no more science credits required anyway... ))
Runner: Runner just tosses a juice box with Poison Ivy's face on it to Corsiva.
Serene: 'It's alright, I don't blame you. Even though it's eerie, it's still calming, though very strangely.'
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Ant: (( Is this something I want to be googling? ))
The Baron: (( the lower lips basically))
Corsiva: grins. "Thanks!" She sticks a straw in her juice box and sucks it.
The Baron: ((Don't google))
Gaster: ((it's part of the vagoo goo
Runner: Alloy jumps over to the counter, and Runner pets him a bit. "I assume Alloy didn't bite anyone?"
Gaster: Nope.
Serene: 'Alloy was great.'
Ant: (( Oh it's a thing I don't have. K. ))
Gaster: is still doing repairs on the anydoor.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( As the rock wiggled around in the person's ear canal, it was scraping against the walls of said ear canal. Agonizing, agitating and pure rage-inducing scratching noises brutally contributing to your eventual loss of sanity all because of one single rock shoved into your ear. As the rock gently and timidly tickles your eardrum, odd feelings are brought upon. Agonizing, agitating, and even...pleasure. But, this could quite possibly be something that "hurts so good". Then, you realize that a simple rock has deeply fucked you up. You're fucked, kiddo. Because of a simple rock.
The Trio: ((wowie
Runner: "Alright, good." Runner pats him on the head, handing him a strange steel disc, which he eats.
The Baron: (("You're fucked, kiddo"))
The Baron: ((Are you a navy SEAL?))
Ant: (( Trained in Gorilla warfare? ))
Runner: The Jukebox, stolen from one of Penguin's clubs, is playing classical music.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( I would write about the cheese grater to the labia but )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( I'll write about a skateboard truck without wheels to the eye )
Runner: The TV, clearly stolen from Bruce Motherfucking Wayne since it has the bat symbol on it, is playing reruns of Doctor Who.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( No, a cheese grater to the eye. Yes. )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * Also, Hiro walks in. Yeah. Fuck my life.
Ant: (( Pls don't ))
Corsiva: looks up. Her eyes widen.
The Baron: ((Cheese grater to the pinkie toe. Slowly.))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( k bby )
Runner: Hiro walked in through Runner's anydoor, not the Grillby's. Grillby's is currently being searched by an unknown force.
Serene: * She sits and looks around. It is actually calming, and less eerie than the rest of the asylum. Not clean, though. She stands back up, not wanting to sit.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * "...
Runner: "Yo, welcome to my kitchen, we've got bananas, and avocados."
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * "Yo."
Runner: Every single bartender is going to say that.
Corsiva: "Hey, it's that guy from the movie with the marshmallow robot!"
Ant: "Oh, hey!"
Runner: Hey, the couch is actually made of pretty damn good stuff, and it's pretty clean.
The Baron: ((Betcha there's a porn parody called Big Hero Sex))
Runner: Just ignore some of the oil stains.
Gaster: chuckles. "What about fr esh avoca dos?
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Alki: peaks in the bar. Nope still not coming in it's too fuckin weird.
Serene: * In that case she sits on the couch, away from the oil stains.
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Serene: 'Hello.'
Runner: ((Googling it))
Ant: (( oh jeez ))
Runner: ((Damn, lots of people really like GoGo.))
Runner: ((And Baramax))
Gaster: ((we need a bara bar
Gaster: ((just a ba
The Baron: ((>Barachara))
Gaster: ((full of baras
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( As the cheese grater inched slowly towards your pinkie toe, you realized that there was nothing that you could do about it. Your body was locked down, tied up, and clamped to a leather bed held up by two flimsy plastic bars. At this point, the grater had to be at least ten millimeters away. Yep. Exactly that distance, and a short moment later, the grater makes content. HOUSTON, WE HAVE CONTACT. The abrasive movements of the grater slowly peel of layers of your skin and flesh, blood leaking out onto a nice Brawny napkin which just sits there and soaks it. As the grater shreds through your flesh, you wonder if it tastes anything like cheese, which was most likely the intended grating material of the grater. Oh, boy. )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * "Hi, Ant."
Runner: Runner looks at Hiro. "Oh, you're the kid that nearly kicked my ass last week on that robot." Yes, even disney superheroes are in this place.
Runner: Err, Pixar.
The Baron: ((10/10))
The Trio: ((wowie
Gaster: ((nope, bh6 is purely disney
The Baron: ((ok now sandpaper dildo))
Gaster: ((NO
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Sandpaper dildo? )
Serene: * No Marvel love. rip
The Baron: ((Nah))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Give me more ideas )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * He sits down next to Ant.
Ant: (( Oh yo'know don't give them anymore ideas ))
Corsiva: eats a peanut butter cup she found in her pocket.
The Baron: ((a pufferfish swimming up your urethra and getting scared))
Runner: Marvel has been mentioned.
Runner: A few times.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Alright. )
Serene: * Oh, nice.
The Baron: ((Opening an umbrella in your butt))
Ant: (( *Internal screaming ))
Runner: Runner kicks his feet up onto the bar, whistling. Abruptly, some vines creep into the room.
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The Baron: ((Having your eyes eaten slowly by... ants))
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Gaster: ... What are those?
Gaster: ((EYYY
Runner: "Welp, thats Pamela, i'll be right back." He steps outside, talking is heard on the other side of the door.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Umbrella or pufferfish... )
The Trio: ((Ayy
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Eyes eaten slowly by ants? )
MettatonSEX: ((im baaaack
Gaster: ((how about neither of those
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( I can do that )
Runner: ((The bar is now in Runner's Hideout for a bit))
The Baron: ((Trying to play guitar with your tongue but it's too sharp and your tongue gets all sliced up))
The Trio: ((How about pls nu
MettatonSEX: ((hi everyone, especially datling
MettatonSEX: ((darling
The Baron: ((ey MV))
The Trio: ((datling
Runner: ((Basically a bar Runner made full of stolen shit, like mountains of it, thats in Arkham Asylum))
MettatonSEX: ((shh
Gaster: ((dateline
The Baron: ((Dat
MettatonSEX: ((ass
anon: (Darling!)
The Baron: ((Dat long doh))
The Baron: ((*ling))
anon: (Dateline)
The Baron: ((It's a Datling gun))
The Trio: ((that long though*
MettatonSEX: ((a datling gun
Ant: (( *It was at this moment that River realized that all their friends lost it long ago. If they ever even had it to begin with ))
Gaster: ((dat play doh
MettatonSEX: ((i never had it
anon: (Did i typo a typo fuck)
The Trio: ((rip
anon: (*datling
Gaster: has finished fixing up the anydoor.
MettatonSEX: ((rip
Gaster: ((rest in rip
The Baron: ((Ooh ooh holding on to a Gatling gun as it spins and being spun around until you throw up and the heating up the gun burns you))
The Baron: ((Do it Slarvath))
MettatonSEX: Just as that happens, the two remaining Gaster-Blooks enter the bar.
The Baron: ((*heating up of the gun))
Gaster: Ah, hello!
The Trio: ((...Slarvath?
The Trio: ((Das not Slarv
The Baron: ((oops))
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Gaster: ((that's not slarv
The Baron: ((I meant))
Glamor: [font=glamor]Hi.[/font]
The Baron: ((um))
Runner: A punch is heard on the other side of the door, some vines whipping, and a gunblade shooting.
The Baron: ((Hiro.))
The Trio: ((yeah
Corsiva: is drinking a box of grape juice.
Runner: And Runner walks back in. "Alright, I fixed the weed problem, she needs to learn to stick to her damn section of the Asylum."
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( terra )
The Baron: ((And now the next torture story will be about me))
The Baron: ((Oh, ok))
Serene: '...Is this common?'
Gaster: Sounds like there's rather high stakes.
Ant: (( I don't know what you're all talking about clearly this person's name is Jeffff ))
MettatonSEX: ((evisceration with only crowbars
Runner: "Yes." He just says, looking at the newcomers. "Welcome to Casa Del Runner! Can I get you anything? Oil, soda, Scarecrow Gas?"
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The Baron: ((Having your toenail slowly peeled up and turned around backwards until it drives into the top of your toe))
Ant: (( "actually the crowbar splits you in two" ))
The Trio: ((jesus
Gaster: ((AAAAH
Runner: "And yes, it is very high stakes. Bitch out there wants all the fertilizer I stole from the zoo!"
Gaster: ((OKAY
Gaster: ((NO NO
Glamor: [font=glamor]Uh...[/font]
The Baron: ((And then somebody puts pepper under where the nail was))
The Trio: ((B PLS
Runner: Runner goes over to the bar, looking at the TV for a bit.
Ant: (( *Screams internally screams externally screams eternally ))
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Gaster: Spims like a shitty situation.
Ant: ((brb))
Gaster: ((... spims?
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Your eyes had been clamped open, along with your body tied down to the same leather board from before. Suddenly, ants started to crawl onto your face, searching for editable items suitable for a feast. Then, suddenly, the ants found your eye. Oh, boy. A single ant crawled onto your eye, poking its legs around. Oh, boy, how much you would love to blink right now. The tension from not being able to blink builds up into agony and terror and pain. Then, the rest of the swarm rushes in, tons of legs poking and moving around on your right eye. From a distance, it looks like a patch of fire ants have made your eyesocket their HQ for secret bombings of the rival ant colony. Then, the ants start stinging. Oh, boy. Maybe it's like getting eye piercings, but, say, about a million of them. The ants stay. They'll be staying there for a while, kiddo... )
GN Austin: ((back))
The Trio: ((WHY
MettatonSEX: ((b, i'm a gore fan, but there is a limit to what others are comfortable with
Gaster: ((alright that's enough
Runner: Because this is where he lives, Runner doesn't have his hood up, meaning everyone gets a nice view of his Nick Valentine-esque face.
The Baron: ((Wow, Hiro, you make a nice))
The Baron: ((pupil))
: MY NAME IS JEFFFF [] is now Terra [].
Runner: ((EYYYYY))
The Trio: ((...HEH
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( ayy )
The Trio: ((NICE
The Trio: ((NOW PLS
The Trio: ((stahp
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: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( 100% mythisoleucine )
Glamor: [font=glamor]...[/font]
Gaster: Sounds like a shitty situation.
Gaster: chuckles at his stupid pun.
GN Austin: ((XD))
Serene: * She doesn't really know how to feel. Annoyed, definitely. Anything else, hard to tell.
The Baron: ((It just occurred to me))
Corsiva: finishes her juice.
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GN Austin: ((Ants in my Eyes Johnson for Smash 5))
The Baron: ((Ant bites make you have those weird bumps, right?))
Serene: * Probably annoyed because of...this. Everything.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( right )
The Trio: ((fffffff
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( BUMPS ON YOUR EYES )
Ant: (( Back ))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( OH YES )
Glamor: [font=glamor]-kind of just hovers by Mettaton.-[/font]
The Baron: ((So your eyes would be like those hairy rubber balls after a while))
GN Austin: ((NO PLEASE))
Gaster: ((if you guys want your characters hurt tomorrow pm slarv
Gaster: ((STOP
Gaster: ((JUST
The Baron: ((ok))
Gaster: ((euuuuggh
Ant: (( *It was at this moment that River broke. River's done now. Rest in tortilla, River. ))
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The Baron: ((Aw, Ant's water broke))
The Trio: ((FUCKING
The Trio: ((POPUPS
Ant: (( There's no end to this suffering ))
The Trio: ((DIE
The Baron: ((Why are you complaining ?))
Gaster: ((remove the tiddy
The Trio: ((I want to remove le tiddy
GN Austin: ((Separate the booby))
Corsiva: floats over to her brother.
Ant: (( Ant Thrall: "Silence your boobs" ))
The Trio: ((I've tried 3 different programs
The Trio: ((Did not remove le tiddy
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Eventually, time had passed and the ants had gone. Then, an elaborate machine hovered over your eyes, there's labelling on it. "APERTURE LABORATORIES -- EYE EXTRACTOR". Oh, no. Your eye basically looked like a rubber ball, attracting hair and dust after being rolled around on a semi-clean carpet. Then, the eye extractor moved in and three metal arms pushed their way into your right eyesocket to swiftly yank your right eye out, disconnecting everything, connections splitting. Cara Mia Addio, motherfucker. )
Gaster: ((erase the tatas
The Baron: ((welp))
Glamor: [font=glamor]Hi, Corsiva.[/font]
Runner: Runner just kicks his feet up at the bar, petting Alloy.
The Trio: ((BLOO
Gaster: ((NO. MORE.
The Trio: ((PLEASE
DamnDude: (( Hiro, people asked you to stop, fucking stop. ))
Runner: "Is your buddy alright? I know my traps can hurt."
Ant: (( B, Bloo what is wrong with you two ))
The Trio: ((and b
The Baron: ((Eye didn't see that coming))
Ant: (( no ))
Corsiva: "Hi, Glamor."
MettatonSEX: ((even the other gore fan wants you to stop
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( That's the last one. I'm done. I apologize )
Corsiva: I met a puppy!
The Baron: ((I stopped))
MettatonSEX: ((send that shit to me in private tho
GN Austin: ((My favorite game may be Mortal Kombat, but this is too fucked for me))
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The Trio: (( make your stories here Bloo/B
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh, nice.[/font]
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Alright B )
Gaster: ((
Gaster: ((to distract from that horribleness
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Or )
GN Austin: ((Thank you based Gaster))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( We could make a "dailydoseofgore" room )
The Baron: ((Yeah I'm going into Cauooc for now))
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The Trio: ((eh
Corsiva: points at Alloy. "Isn't he neat?"
MettatonSEX: ((thats gaston, but metta is the void, gaster is the ex, and the woman is nyartholep
GN Austin: ((We already have a sex room, why not a gore room))
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The Trio: ((I'm just gonna search "cute anime" and look at that until my soul revives
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Glamor: [font=glamor]-looks over- Yeah, he's kinda cute.[/font]
GN Austin: ((Same. but I'm gonna look up "Peridot Fanart"
Fabriel: ((Hoi
Corsiva: is starting to suspect her brother doesn't share her enthusiasm for dogs.
The Trio: ((Ayy
Runner: ((For some reason I had a wierd image))
Gaster: ((
Runner: ((Of Runner and Alloy fusing, Megaman style))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * He sits down next to Ant.
Glamor: [font=glamor]......I like dogs, Corsi. I'm just not feeling great.[/font]
Corsiva: "Oh... right."
The Trio: ((I went to that page and there was cute puppies and stuff
GN Austin: ((Mega Man Style?
Ant: (( I went afk for a second and came back to Chime posting puppies ))
The Trio: ((Then tiddy popup
The Trio: ((Why can't I enjoy things
MettatonSEX: Yeah, just no yelling or crashing noises and it'll be fine.
The Trio: ((And why is tiddy popup only not on this site but on every other
Ant: leans on Hiro
Runner: Runner is sipping a can of Oiiiilll.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( LOL GNA GET FUCKED )
Glamor: [font=glamor][sub]...The striped lady is kind of scary.[/sub][/font]
Fabriel: ((I showed Azzy the season finale of walking dead
Fabriel: ((For better or for worse
MettatonSEX: ((get rekt darlin
GN Austin: ((I SAW SOME SHIT))
The Trio: ((rip
MettatonSEX: ((people want gemitals
Gaster: Which striped lady?
Runner: ((Googling it))
Gaster: ... Oh, wait. Jasper.
GN Austin: ((tbh I want the peridoodle))
Runner: (("Oh this isn't so bad, oh thats kinda funn-WHAT THE FUCK"))
MettatonSEX: ...What other striped ladies are there?
Serene: * She is a lady. Not striped though. And probably a teen, not a lady. It's unknown.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Can't there be one day where everything is okay?[/font]
Serene: * And she's just sitting on the couch.
Fabriel: is snuggled up to gotemom, asleep
Fabriel: ((I could RP now
Runner: Theres some mad laughter echoing out the hallways behind RUnner's door.
Serene: 'Could be worse. Instead the bar is just transfered a bit.'
Serene: '...And that.'
Fabriel: ((Oooor I could play LISA
Fabriel: ((And yell when I fall off cliff
Runner: "Ignore that. Theres annoying psychos out there that I can't get myself to just finally kill."
Kimmy: -Follows- Don't be so loud...
Gaster: Things are gonna get better. I promise.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-shrieks, flying up almost to the ceiling.-[/font]
Runner: Runner waves to GNA and Kimmy. "Yo, welcome to my hideout, want anything to eat or drink?"
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * He puts his arm around Ant.
Gaster: glares at Austin.
MettatonSEX: Glamor, it's alright.
GN Austin: Oh, I thought this place looked different
Runner: Runner also has superhero posters behind the mountains of stolen stuff.
Kimmy: For better or worse?
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Runner: A couple batman posters, a wonder woman one, even a Big Hero Six one behind the TV.
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The Baron: ((I wrote one))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-slowly floats back down, shaking a bit.-[/font]
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Ant: (( wrote one what...? ))
MettatonSEX: pats his son on the shoulder gently.
Gaster: holds his son close. "Shh, shh... it's alright."
Fabriel: ((tfw satan is an easier boss than CLIFFS
The Baron: ((Wrote some gore in the OOC room))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-tenses up at first, but quickly melts into the hug.-[/font]
Ant: (( K cool imma just avoid that room for now ))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( I am too )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( I am writing some gore also )
Runner: Theres a pair of truck keys on the table, which Runner clearly kept from Painful, as well as other notable items.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Runner steals Delt a)
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The Baron: ((Is mine any good? Constructive criticism, plz))
The Trio: ((Ayy
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * He looks at Ant. "So, what's been happening lately?"
Runner: Stolen Gaster Blaster in the corner, what looks like a leg for a blue Mettaton, a couple truck tires, etc.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( I feel like it's better than mine, B )
Gaster: Give Jasper a moment. She's... kind of adjusting to the knowledge that her entire race was destroyed.
Ant: (( It's getting warm where I'm at and I kinda don't want it to. I wanna keep wearing sweaters. ))
The Baron: ((Myth, your gore makes me feel like you have a bondage fetish))
Fabriel: ((Ladies and gentlemen
Glamor: [font=glamor]...I know you said not to swear but what the shit.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((wow rude
MettatonSEX: ((/s
Fabriel: ((And others kek
Fabriel: ((Garth
Gaster: Yeah.
Fabriel: ((Has left my party
MettatonSEX: ((ok
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Wait, what B? )
The Trio: ((rip
Fabriel: ((He will not be coming back
Gaster: ((see you space cowboy
The Trio: ((double rip
Ant: "Not much honestly. I haven't really had any time shenanigans to deal with for awhile and I haven't died again since the last time so...I guess things are good?"
The Baron: ((Not the new one, but the gore stories you wrote in main chat))
MettatonSEX: Wait what.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( a bondage fetish what no i just tried to jampack unneccesary details in )
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The Baron: ((Want to write some gore with us, Slarverino?))
Ant: (( Chronos: "Things won't be good for long. Appocalypse is back bby" ))
Fabriel: ((Playing lisa atm
The Baron: ((oh well))
Gaster: Another advanced race didn't like the fact they were taking over the universe, and got rid of all of them.
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
Fabriel: ((Gotta kill some filthy asians then we'll be good to go
Gaster: I - I couldn't let her just be hunted down.
Gaster: ((whoa waht
Glamor: [font=glamor]-freezes up.-[/font]
Fabriel: ((Kek
MettatonSEX: ((what
Ant: (( *Resisting urge to kinkshame...or...non-sexual-interest-in-gore-shame...? ))
Gaster: ((slarv i need context
Fabriel: ((There's a japanese bathhouse
Gaster: ((oooooh
The Trio: ((Alright
The Trio: ((That's going in quotes Slarv
Runner: Runner quietly pets Alloy. Watching Doctor Who reruns on the TV, stolen from Batman.
DamnDude: (( Guys, I love the blank card. ))
Gaster: nods.
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Ant: (( It must live forever alongside the greats ))
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Gaster: It was... rather hard, but I managed to convince her to come with me.
DamnDude: (( I don't even have the generic combos, I have fucking temperance + blank card + Revenge Spiders ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-looks at his father in horror.- Papa, people would just... do something like that because they don't like the other guys?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Unfortunately.
MettatonSEX: It happens more often than you'd think.
Gaster: nods. "Reality's a scary place."
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Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs his papa close.-[/font]
Serene: * She snaps back to reality. '...What's wrong?'
Fabriel: ((Stupid japanese people get to live another day
Gaster: pats Glamor on the head.
Fabriel: ((Since people insist on barging in without notice
Runner: (( ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-starts crying into Gaster's robe.- Don't let that happen to us...[/font]
Ant: (( How do you even...that's clearly fake... ))
Ant: (( That's so obviously a wall... ))
GN Austin: -Looks at all the stolen stuff, and takes something out of the pile- Is this one of my emeralds? When did you steal this?
Serene: '...Death happens a lot. But there's so many people who live full lives, too. You'll be alright, Glamor.'
MettatonSEX: We won't.
Gaster: I won't. I promise.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * He kisses Hiro on the cheek. "My day's better now that I'm with you."
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( shit uh )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Hiro just kissed himself )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( I'm too distracted. Just say he kissed Ant. Fuck my life )
The Trio: ((noice
Barchar: (wtf did I just walk in on)
Gaster: ((gotta kiss myself i'm too pretty
Glamor: [font=glamor]I know, but... I don't wanna die.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ((too hot
Gaster: Neither do I.
MettatonSEX: ((hot damn
GN Austin: ((Hiro jacks off to himself confirmed
MettatonSEX: ((call the police and a fireman
Ant: (( How does one kiss themselves? ))
Serene: 'So don't. That's basically just how it is. You fight your way out and you'll live.'
The Trio: ((Kiss your arm
Runner: "..."
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The Trio: ((Ayynon
Gaster: ((hey anon
Runner: "Well. You see. I sometimes just pick things up."
Runner: "And don't return them."
MettatonSEX: ((hi anon
Ant: (( Hello anon ))
The Baron: ((whoa new guy/girl/human/wolfkin))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( yo anon )
Runner: (('Ello Anon))
The Trio: ((Welcome to CaU
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The Trio: ((CaU/Grillby's
Gaster: ((we've got bananees
The Trio: ((and avocadees
Gaster: ((and avododeees
??: ((I prefer the term "slime"
MettatonSEX: ((fre sh avoca do
The Trio: ((and more ovocodeeeeeees
Ant: (( And contempt for western values ))
Gaster: ((well, hello slime
MettatonSEX: ((hey slime
The Trio: ((Alright, hello slime
The Baron: ((slime/slime's/slimeself?))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * (I wonder if MV is actually reading what's in the OOC)
Gaster: ((.................................slimeman
MettatonSEX: ((i am
The Trio: ((dadadadadadadadadadada
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( How is my writing )
The Trio: ((slimeman
Ant: (( Slimeperson? ))
MettatonSEX: ((ten outta ten
The Baron: ((Criticize mine, too))
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MettatonSEX: ((slimer
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( B i loved yours )
The Baron: ((no, be my Gordon Ramsey))
The Baron: ((Wreck my shit plz))
Corsiva: floats over and hugs her brother. "A lot of people have had bad things happen to them in our timeline."
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( The flavor is immense. Juicy. )
Runner: ((Note:Bar is currently Runner's Hideout))
Ant: (( I wanna look but I don't wanna look ))
Ant: (( Should I look? ))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( I really liked how you seasoned it with extra details and wood shards. )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( It's up to you Ant )
The Baron: ((Ant, it's probably more hardcore than Myth's))
MettatonSEX: ((b, i can't gordon ramsay it. it's so beautiful, descriptive... the details are amazing.
Fabriel: ((Hey guys
Fabriel: ((Soon I'm gonna beat LISA
Serene: 'And a lot of people have been fine as well.'
Fabriel: ((Just like Marty
The Trio: ((yey
Gaster: ((oooh
Gaster: ((OOOOH
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The Baron: ((Better than beating OFF))
The Trio: ((Marty?
Moldsmal: ((i am actually having a hard time reading whoever is that bright neon green color
The Baron: ((dam son))
Gaster: ((marty is someone who... wasn't the best.
The Trio: ((oh
Fabriel: ((I just thought of it
Ant: (( wait...where's the ooc chat anyway? ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-sighs- Thanks...[/font]
The Baron: (( ))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Slime, we use the dark theme here )
Fabriel: ((For those who do not play lisa, that was a very very bad joke
Serene: 'No problem. Just don't worry about death. There's many people here to protect you.'
Runner: ((Oh I get it))
Kimmy: !!! Is that one of my Areo Gauntlets!? -She picks it up- IT IS!
Runner: ((It's because Lisa was abused))
Runner: ((Haha))
Ant: (( I'm just trying to figure out the appeal here... ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]I guess... I just don't want my head bashed in. Again.[/font]
Moldsmal: ((woah ok i just found the thing that made it dark
The Baron: ((One one thing that's a-peeling is the lens of the eye))
Serene: 'Eh, we have to take risks. It happens.'
MettatonSEX: ((slarv you traumatized a six year old
The Baron: ((*well one
Gaster: I'll make sure that won't happen.
Fabriel: ((*Sticky unloads into you!
Serene: 'It won't happen.'
Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles.- Thanks.[/font]
The Trio: ((oh
Runner: Runner pets Alloy, and the anydoor abrutply opens.
Ant: (( I just...don't get it I guess... ))
Fabriel: ((An actual attack in the sticky boss fight
Runner: An orb rolls in.
Runner: "...The fu-" Bang. White. And everyone's back at Grillby's.
Serene: '...Another orb. What next?'
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * He holds Ant's hand. "Wait, what is t---"
MettatonSEX: If anyone tries I'll destroy them.
GN Austin: -Stuffs his emerald back in his pocket, hoping Runner didn't see-
Serene: 'Oh hey! We're back.'
The Baron: ((Well no you see the pun is a-peeling vs appealing))
Runner: Yay.
Runner: Runner is left behind at his hideout, and gets to fucking deal with whoever is chasing everyone.
The Baron: ((Because the lens is peeling off the rest of the eye, get it?))
Corsiva: looks around, then grins?
Runner: On the bright side, Alloy is now for some reason asleep on a table. Meh.
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Gaster: ((that was supposed to be a period
The Baron: ((instead you're pregnant))
Corsiva: goes to pet Alloy.
Ant: ((brb))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-unhugs his papa-[/font]
Kimmy: -Puts her Aerogauntlet back on, her eyes glow a light blue- Glad to have this back.
The Trio: ((OH
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( SIX NATION ARMY )
MettatonSEX: ((oh my fucking god
The Trio: ((NO
The Baron: ((if she's at least six she's ready for dix))
GN Austin: ((THAT'S A BAD!
The Baron: ((My life rule))
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Fabriel: ((7, 7 is ready
Gaster: ((no
Fabriel: ((Six is too soon man
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( SIX IS READY FOR SIX DIX )
The Baron: ((100% sexy))
Gaster: ((NO
GN Austin: ((That was worse that the time GNA And Kimmy fucked because ChinChin and Frisky said so))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( 100% PREPARED, OUT OF THE BOX )
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( OUT OF THE BOX EXPERIENCE )
Fabriel: ((Oh my
The Baron: ((And you can stick 'em between the ribs and it gets all gooey and nice))
The Trio: ((How do I feel
Fabriel: ((I abandoned my party to go on a boat adventure
Runner: Alloy is asleep, also, petting him fucking hurts, he's all sharp edges.
Corsiva: realizes her mistake. "Owww..."
The Baron: ((ow the edge))
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( SIX UP THE NIX )
GN Austin: ((Six, six dix, ah ah ah))\
The Trio: ((6 year old's first experience with edge
The Baron: ((alloy is edgy as fawck))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-orders a grape juice-[/font]
The Trio: ((Now we see if she catches the edge
The Baron: ((gtg))
anon: ( [lenny faces] )
The Trio: ((Bye B
GN Austin: ((k bye
MettatonSEX: ((alloy is edgier than shadow the hedgehog at an emo convention
MettatonSEX: ((bye b
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The Trio: ((JOEL
Gaster: ((that would be me
Corsiva: 's palm is all scratched up.
Serene: 'You alright?'
Gaster: ((bitch i might have
The Trio: ((I mean
Corsiva: The puppy hurts...
The Trio: ((I downloaded malware which downloaded boobs apparently
MettatonSEX: gets some bandages.
GN Austin: ((ok))
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: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( Tri you dun fucked up )
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Serene: 'Alright. Be careful then.'
MettatonSEX: You need anything erapped?
The Trio: ((ik
The Trio: ((erapped
Fabriel: ((I'll beat LISA tomorrow
MettatonSEX: *wrapped
The Trio: ((You need anything ear raped?
MettatonSEX: ((use a bat
Fabriel: ((idk what ending I'm getting but I aint replayin im going straight to joyful
Corsiva: shakes her head. "No, I think I'm fine. Just a few scrapes.
Gaster: ((PURIFY
MettatonSEX: puts the bandages back.
Serene: * She places an ice sign on Alloy. 'Beware of edge'.
MettatonSEX: Alright.
MettatonSEX: I'm on
MettatonSEX: *I'm here in case you need me
Runner: Someone far away, Runner is having an epic battle with a mysterious stranger with shittons of bullets flying, gunblades slicing, and traps going off.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-sips his grape juice-[/font]
Runner: Too bad we're all missing it
Runner: Lol
Gaster: gets a text, and smiles. "Someone got Jasper cheese popcorn and fruit punch. It calmed her down, apparently."
GN Austin: -sits at the booth, flipping his re-stolen emerald- I can't believe Runner stole my "Power Emerald."
: β˜… Microton: * He walks into the bar, barely visible. "Hello, darlings."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Good.[/font]
Kimmy: I can't believe he stole my Areo-Gauntlets
Glamor: [font=glamor]-goes to his friend, smiling.- Hello![/font]
Gaster: Hello, Microton.
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( GNA are you just spelling "aero"wrong )
Serene: 'He hasn't stolen anything from us, as far as I know, which is good.'
Gaster: ((i see you got my message slarv
MettatonSEX: Hello, Microton.
GN Austin: ((you get my point))
Gaster: ((glad to see we're on the same page
DamnDude: ((Oreo Bracelets))
GN Austin: ((yes))
GN Austin: ((Kimmy has Oreo powers confirmed))
Gaster: ((now i'm thinking of the scene from wreck-it-ralph with the oreos
Fabriel: ((Huehuehue
Gaster: ((or-e-o. ooooooh.
Runner: Bitch you don't have anything good to steal, what's he going to do, steal Ice?
Corsiva: orders a fruit punch.
MettatonSEX: ((omg nice
The Trio: is supporting over 1000 timelines. They have stuff, just nothing on them atm.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-hovers next to Microton.- How are you?[/font]
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( just gonna say this for no reason: fl 9 )
The Trio: ((Fl 9?
: [i]Hiro Hamada[/i]: * ( yes )
The Trio: ((It's a secret code I'm gonna look it up
: β˜… Microton: * "Good"
: β˜… Microton: * ( fl studio 9 bruh )
Glamor: [font=glamor]That's good to hear.[/font]
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Fabriel: ((Chime get in ur PMs
The Trio: (( first result close enough to a car
Runner: ((It's a Faster Than Light mod clearly))
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Fabriel: ((Ayy azzy
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: β˜… Microton: * ( Not a car )
: β˜… Microton: * ( FL STUDIO 9 )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
The Trio: ((oh k
The Trio: ((Ayy
: β˜… Microton: * ( ayy ad )
DamnDude: ((It's a train car.))
MettatonSEX: ((ayyyd
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sleep on couch.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..."
Gaster: looks over at Asriel. "Did he really sleep through all of that?"
Fabriel: wakes up and crawls over to him
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up from that.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, kid."
GN Austin: Y'know... It was kinda fun to steal stuff. We should return things to these guys, Robin Hood style.
Kimmy: Whoa, that's... no. Runner is our friend.
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Moldsmal: ((i just realized i dont know how to start roleplaying as a moldsmal
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The Trio: ((wiggle
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The Trio: ((then profit
Fabriel: Hiya
Glamor: [font=glamor]-very gently pats Microton's shoulder with a finger.-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wiggle sexually))
: β˜… Microton: * He giggles.
Moldsmal: ((but i want to dream BIG.
MettatonSEX: ((dance contest with mettaton
: β˜… Microton: * ( WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE )
Fabriel: snuggles in, glitter poofing out
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Best part about fucking a slime is the fact that you can stick your dick anywhere))
Barchar: (i just realized that barchar being inrunner's hideout was kind of a plothole)
: β˜… Microton: * ( -AD 2016 )
Gaster: ((whoa what
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
GN Austin: ((*Random Flute*))
Barchar: (cause she ain't supposed to be able to do that)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's true))
Dr. Fintevious: ((Ad saying shit again?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's true you can deny it))
Gaster: kisses Mettaton on the cheek, just because he can.
Barchar: floats up to Surreal. "Hello, again, child."
Gaster: ((the slime's gonna dissolve your dick, man
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Surreal: "...Oh, hi."
Moldsmal: (( but then you dick will be stuck if the slime does not want it
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((depends))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is it an acidic slime?))
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster back.
The Trio: ((Sure
Fabriel: We're gonna get Hyper back soon, I know we are
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Barchar: "I apologize for my sudden disappearance. I...couldnt stay in there. It kicked me back here. Whatever 'it' is."
Moldsmal: ((you wont know untill you test that
Fabriel: Then we can go back to normal...
: β˜… Microton: * (ttttttttT )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure he'd fine, kid."
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm glad we're friends.[/font]
Jeska or Jekas: -was also asleep on couch-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's died like a bajillion times now.
Moldsmal: ((slime sex can be very risky. one wrong thrust and you no longer have a penis
Surreal: "It's alright. We got transported to some place and they went through stuff and now we're here. ...I actually just slept after we were teleported."
Gaster: ((i already like this guy
The Trio: ((Angry slime sex = loss of dick
The Trio: ((Same
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He's right, too))
MettatonSEX: ((clipboards
: β˜… Hiro: * ( Slime hatefucking )
The Trio: ((
MettatonSEX: ((
Barchar: "Heh. So I guess that worked out."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The rain probably won't stop.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That was in my clip board))
Gaster: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dunno why))
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Runner: ((So, are we gonna do the introduction circle again?))
: β˜… Hiro: * ( Then, it happened. The knife had made contact with your index finger, slicing it clean off. Blood spread across the clean granite counter. You bit your lip, trying not to scream in reaction to the sharp pain of slicing your finger off while doing a stupid challenge. Thoughts filled your mind. "What do I do?! What happens now?! I'm gonna get in so much trouble..." You tear up, out of pain and nervousness, before breaking down in tears and collapsing onto the floor. You clutched your hand, tears dripping onto your hand and into your wound. )
Bondertale: somehow didn't get telephoned or something idfk
: β˜… Hiro: * ( shit )
The Trio: ((DAMMIT
The Trio: ((Bloo y
Gaster: ((WHY
Bondertale: tori looks at Fintevious, confused. "Doctor? Where did you go?"
Fabriel: purrs
Fabriel: ((WHY
Moldsmal: (( waoh, man))
Runner: ((Welcome, Slime, i'm Laharl, High Priest, resident Disgaea Fanboy, and owner of the MSPARP rooms. Don't get confused those, Chime (Gaster) is the head honcho))
Barchar: (ew)
Gaster: ((i'm chime and i'm a huge loser
Moldsmal: ((ohok hi
Gaster: ((i love to get owned
The Trio: ((I'm Tri and yes
Dr. Fintevious: Oh I had to run an errand
Fabriel: ((I'm Slarv
Fabriel: ((The mod
Fabriel: ((Who falls off cliffs
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm AD))
Fabriel: ((And gets mad
: β˜… Hiro: * ( I'm Terra )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or bread))
Dr. Fintevious: ((I'm Yazan
The Trio: ((I do things
The Trio: ((I suppose
Jeska or Jekas: (I'm also Yazan
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I sometimes can be useful))
DamnDude: (( I'm DamnDude, the mini mod who sometimes does his job and it's a flip of the coin if I RP or not. ))
Moldsmal: ((so were you all the people on the subreddit picture-thingy
MettatonSEX: ((i'm magevaati, i'm the person who plays metta and glamor
The Trio: ((Subreddit picture-thingy?
The Trio: ((Oh, yeah I think so
Dr. Fintevious: ((the one of the are yes
Gaster: ((the one on the sidebar? that's ooooold
Dr. Fintevious: (bar*
Barchar: (I'm flame_warp. Flame will suffice. I play Bondertale, barchar, monster kid, and occasionally fresh maybe)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Core frisk existed then))
DamnDude: (( That's for mostly the VERY first people ))
The Trio: ((Girl frisk is there
: β˜… Hiro: * ( I play too many characters )
MettatonSEX: ((on the cau thing? im on there and gaster and flame are too
The Trio: ((Girl frisk is the first person I ever played
Gaster: ((good to know gaston existed back then
The Trio: ((So yes it's old
Barchar: (wait, that mk is actually me?)
Fabriel: ((As a pixel fuccboi
Runner: ((I play so many fucking characters so))
Moldsmal: ((waoh
Fabriel: ((I could make a new one
The Trio: ((Oh btw Slime we have Gaston
Runner: ((I'm not on there))
Fabriel: ((If you wanted
DamnDude: was here pretty early, yet never got added to the picture. Sad Days.
Dr. Fintevious: ((by internet time it would be considered older than anicent egypt
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Barchar: (well dang. That makes me feel all neat.)
Fabriel: ((Slime we have R I E L A S
Moldsmal: ((gaston, isn't he a Disney character?
Fabriel: ((The best ship
Barchar: (i wasn't even here that early)
Runner: ((YES))
The Trio: ((...Yes
Barchar: (yes)
The Trio: ((But Gaston is Gaster x Mettaton
: β˜… Hiro: * ( There's also Hurricane Gaston )
The Trio: ((And that
Runner: ((But no, it's Gaster + Mettaton. And it's our church ship))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rielas is the most non realistic and stupid ship))
Moldsmal: ((ahh
MettatonSEX: ((yes, but it is the ship name for gaster and mettaton
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But it's two goats so who cares))
Barchar: "So, how did your talk with...whiever it was go? I saw that it started, but not much else."
DamnDude: (( You see, Gaston is as good as a ship as Gaston is a disney Character. ))
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Surreal: "I talked?"
Runner: ((Y'see, we also have some fucked up stuff like Nyelock))
Runner: ((And Rielas))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Runner: ((And one case of Soriel))
The Baron: ((I'm not on the sub picture thingy))
MettatonSEX: ((the hurricane formed on my birthday
: β˜… Hiro: * ( Time for some Nyelock )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((pls))
DamnDude: (( No, it is not time for nyelock. ))
Jeska or Jekas: -gets up from the couch- holy shit....
Fabriel: ((Soriel is bad tho
MettatonSEX: ((nobody knew what b looked like
: β˜… Hiro: * ( I will write a paragraph of Nyelock for you guys right here right now )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You okay?"
Bondertale: that was supposed to be toriel
Moldsmal: ((why does nyelock sound familiar
Jeska or Jekas: how long have I been out?
Bondertale: oops
DamnDude: (( you will not. ))
The Baron: ((So, Moldsmal. First order of business.))
The Trio: ((It sounds familiar
The Trio: ((*slow clap*
Runner: ((Bill Nye. And Sherlock.))
Corsiva: takes out a 3ds and starts playing... idk hyrule warriors.
Bondertale: my preview is in the btale color, not the barchar color, so I forgot
Moldsmal: ((OH))
MettatonSEX: ((read the rules
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nyelock can also be Bill nye and deadlock))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's even worse))
The Baron: ((Get yourself a different character. We like to do some wacky shit here, dawg))
Runner: ((B.))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh yeah there are rules))
The Trio: ((Moldsmal is possible but not suggested
Runner: ((Don't fucking make people change characters))
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Gaster: ((he can be moldsmal if he wants
The Trio: ((bc insane and stuff
Moldsmal: ((no, i dream big, and as a sime
The Trio: ((also yeah
The Baron: ((Ok))
Gaster: ((sime
The Trio: ((sime
The Baron: ((Do it then))
Barchar: (we actually have a slime character akready)
Gaster: ((simeman
GN Austin: Sh-Should we steal stuff back from Runner?
Barchar: (his name is jakob)
Kimmy: Well, Are we keeping it?
The Baron: ((This is barely even UT though))
Barchar: (they could be budbros)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like the whole day.
The Trio: ((We have monster characters in the bar
Glamor: [font=glamor]-pulls out a 3ds and plays PokΓ©mon Red.-[/font]
GN Austin: Heck no.
The Trio: ((So we can't have other monsters
Runner: ((Besides, we've had a fucking Lesser Dog turn into a Mary Sue Donut Steel Mechanical Dog That Ruled THe Universe))
The Trio: ((Gg
DamnDude: (( B, you don't have power over people. ))
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon is still out
Barchar: (yeah tbh it's just crazy shit)
DamnDude: (( Let them be who they want to be. ))
The Baron: ((I can't force slime to do anything.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see."
Bondertale: Frisk would kinda like to see jukon but they still have no idea that jukon is there
Moldsmal: ((hold on i have RP idea
The Baron: ((Just making a recommendation))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They drank too much."
The Trio: (([sub][sup]then don't[/sup][/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Puked into a bucket for like ten minutes."
Fabriel: ((Bionic lesser dog with omnipotence
Gaster: ((fun fact - i considered having gaster place bio on a "watch list"
The Baron: ((ok sheesh))
GN Austin: ((Fun Fact: That Mech Dog is the reason RFrisk wen't crazy))
Moldsmal: *a moldsmal is thrown through the window
Dr. Fintevious: it went well I think
Runner: ((RFrisk.))
Serene: '...Hello.'
Gaster: Oh!
MettatonSEX: !
: β˜… Hiro: * ( It was a dark night, and Bill Nye stepped outside his house for a breath of fresh air. Sherlock happened to be walking down the sidewalk, and Bill looked at him. "Hey there..." he said to him, happy. Sherlock looked at Bill. "It's nice to see you again, my love." Bill stood up and walked up to Sherlock, giving him a quick kiss on the lips. "I love you..." Bill looked deep into Sherlock's eyes, holding his hand. "So, may I come in for a cup coffee?" Sherlock said to Bill, with a sly smile. "Of course, my love," Bill replied, leading Sherlock into his apartment. )
GN Austin: ((Robo-Frisk))
Gaster: Hi there.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay then."
Runner: ((Jeez, Ruins Frisk hasn't been here in a while))
Moldsmal: *it looks very aggressive
MettatonSEX: Oh dear.
The Baron: ((oh dear, what a conflict))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's a nice way of entering."
GN Austin: ((Not Ruins Frisk, Robo-Frisk))
Moldsmal: blrblrlrlrllrrrrrr
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Corsiva: looks up. "Is that jello?"
Bondertale: "What did they tell you?"
The Baron: (("Jimmy, the Moldsmal is aggressive"))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-backs the fuck up-[/font]
Serene: 'Looks like jello. But it's alive, so don't eat it.'
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Corsiva don't eat the monster it's not jello))
Jeska or Jekas: ugh, I am not in the mood for this shit
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 8. 8. 8. 8. 8. )
Runner: Runner is getting his ass whooped and whooping ass in equal measures.
Serene: * She walks up to it, crouching in front of it. 'Hi.' (The ' marks are writing, by the way. Not speech. Serene is mute.)
The Baron: ((Are you in Grillby's?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure nothing will go wrong."
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * A Froggit hops into the bar. But this is TLC Froggit.
Gaster: ((yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tis' but a small slime.
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( This Froggit has an obsession with the English language )
Serene: 'Yeah. I'll greet it here.'
Corsiva: "Oh! There's a froggy too!"
GN Austin: We can return the stuff to their original owners. We can be heroes for fun! Like our favorite anime, One Punch Man!
Moldsmal: *moldsmal headbuts serene at a very high velocity
Kimmy: I wanna be like Saitama!
The Baron: [font=palatino]-walks in with his usual outfit and acoustic guitar-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Get fucked))
The Baron: [font=palatino]-This time, the suit is unbuttoned-[/font]
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * Ribbit. "Hello, all." It talks in an..."MLG voice".
Dr. Fintevious: the are a benevolent soul that seek to help Bazzy
Bondertale: (why do you wanna be like Saitama)
Moldsmal: ((i am not a nice slime))
Serene: * She staggers back, holding where she was hit. '...What's wrong?'
The Baron: [font=palatino]-sits down in the corner of the bar, far from everyone else-[/font]
The Baron: ((RIP))
GN Austin: That's the spirit! So It's settled, we steal stuff back from Runner, and give it back to their owners!
Bondertale: (the show makes it clear that Saitama's life kinda fucking sucks)
The Trio: ((wait rly
GN Austin: ((no, it was "Misleading Content" apparently)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FLINSTONES?))
Moldsmal: ((wait what is going on?))
Fabriel: ((Dating fight
The Trio: ((rip
Gaster: ((the one that was pretty much porn made from text noises?
Fabriel: ((It was hilarious
Fabriel: ((Yup
Dr. Fintevious: Toriel do you when we can go see Asgore now?
The Trio: ((OH GILVA
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * The Froggit hops over to Corsiva. Ribbit. "Hello, patron."
The Trio: ((AWWWW
GN Austin: ((But he only makes "HIGH QUALITY GAME RIPS"))
Fabriel: ((I loved it, it was the most amazing thing
Runner: (( Hey guys. ))
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Fabriel: ((I could excuse it being T R A S H
Jeska or Jekas: She didn't do anythnig bad did she?
Bondertale: "If we can get Asriel to come, yes."
Corsiva: "Hi froggy!"
Bondertale: (oh god more tlctale)
Glamor: [font=glamor]-kind of abruptly puts Microton in his pocket, though he's very careful about it.- Sorry...[/font]
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( TLCFroggit has an obsession with English )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just snuggles with me."
Fabriel: ((I'm feeling it
The Trio: (( Ν‘o ΝœΚ– Ν‘o)
Kimmy: So, when do we start?
Fabriel: is already snuggling with you
GN Austin: Now I guess...
Jeska or Jekas: what all this time?
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * "Hello." It does something similar to one clearing their throat, but they just make a "Ahhh-huh-hm." noise.
MettatonSEX: ........
anon: (vivi, do you think we could do a call in hangouts? if ur up for it)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not now."
Jeska or Jekas: well I guess it could have been worse
MettatonSEX: ((ye hold on
GN Austin: I saw a "Giant Skull Lookin' Ass thing
Fabriel: ((Don't kill me for this
Serene: * She responded, and she waits for Moldsmal's response.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Now a small metta-goat is snuggling me."
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GN Austin: Maybe that belongs to Gaster...
Fabriel: ((I will be dissapointed if he doesn't dies
Corsiva: tilts her head.
Moldsmal: ((ohyeahiforgotabouttheRP
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Why would I kill you for what))
The Trio: ((rip
Fabriel: boops his snoot
The Baron: ((My device is crap, can't load the gif))
The Baron: ((Is it one punch fallout?))
The Baron: [font=palatino]-is just sitting in the corner noodling around on his guitar-[/font]
Bondertale: Toriel walked over to fabriel. "My child? Would you like to go see asgore?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: laughs a bit, scuffing the Mettaton hair-fur on his head.
Moldsmal: *the moldsmal launches himself at a couch, burrowing inside of it
Fabriel: purrs
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * He hops into the air.
GN Austin: But, where is Runner's hideout. We were just there.
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * "Do you speak English?"
The Baron: [font=palatino]-is staring off into the distance, far past the walls of this bar-[/font]
MettatonSEX: just... watches.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((One correction))
Gaster: listens to the song, happily.
Kimmy: We just walked to the bar...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((We only have one couch))
Bondertale: "No is a viable answer."
GN Austin: Shit.
Fabriel: ((I hope this doesn't go as horribly as I think
Corsiva: nods. "Uh-huh!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((One really long couch))
Bondertale: (the infinicouch)
Runner: Code is HEROES. Ask Gaster/Metta, they know it kek.
Serene: * She walks over and takes off the couch cushion, looking at the slime. 'Hey, you can't just attack me and then run off. What's wrong?'
The Baron: [font=palatino]-Isn't playing like utter shit, but it's certainly a very odd tune-[/font]
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Bondertale: (its a spacial anomaly. Space around it is warped, so while it seems to be regular couch sized it'd actually near infinite)
Moldsmal: *it is vibrating with violent energy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna go see him or stay here, kid?"
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * "I see. I LOVE English. It's like, my favorite language and I spent years observing others to learn it."
The Baron: [font=palatino]-it's a classical guitar type deal, toying with Dorian modes, random major thirds, and the occasional harmonic minor scale-[/font]
GN Austin: I'll text Runner... maybe we can trick him into giving his stuff back to everyone.
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA OCHINCHIN!" [bruh no]
Serene: '...Come on. I don't want to have to imprison you in ice or something. If you can't talk, at least stop acting aggressively. We can be mute friends.'
The Baron: ((Does anyone know what that means, or should I cut it with the music nerding?))
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Corsiva: "Oh, I learned it from listening to my dads, I guess."
Gaster: ((... i kind of know
Fabriel: ((I know that stuff
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * "Wow."
Fabriel: ((Shoulda used locrian, fuckin dweeb
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * "Brilliant."
Bondertale: asked fabriel a question bruh
The Baron: ((Damn))
Fabriel: O-oh yeah!
Moldsmal: *the moldsmal crashes into serense's face and gets stuck in the opposing wall
DamnDude: (( Yes? ))
Fabriel: I haven't seen him!
Kimmy: Okay hold on... What if he finds out? WE'RE FUCKED!
MettatonSEX: Uh.
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( DD )
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The Baron: ((uh))
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: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( I wrote a paragraph of Nyelock a few messages back, DD )
Dr. Fintevious: I'll take you to him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "see you around, kid."
The Baron: ((Slarvath you're a fucking nerd))
DamnDude: (( *DamnDude kicks Bloo. ))
Jeska or Jekas: Prairie Oyster
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The Baron: ((Go back to, uh, nerd... Land))
Corsiva: giggles. "Yeah, you tend to pick it up..."
Serene: * She staggers again, and the Moldsmal gets stuck against the wall. She doesn't help it. 'Please just stop. This'll be so much easier. Give up.'
Dr. Fintevious: you ready to go now?
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns to Jeska.
Gaster: ((b, this is nerd land.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah? What about it?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Need one or something?"
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "frisk? Asriel? We're going to go to TK-421." frisk seemed to jump at the chance to get out of the bar for a bit. Asriel sleepily stretched, reluctantly getting up and following.
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * This Froggit has a bit of a thick British accent. Like the voice of Brittaton.
Jeska or Jekas: can you get me one
Jeska or Jekas: yes
The Baron: ((no this is dweebia))
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( BrittatonEX )
MettatonSEX: ...
The Baron: ((It's different))
Barchar: much to Ms. Possessive yandere ghost's minor disappointment
Moldsmal: *it shifts a bit, but is really stuck in there
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, getting up, making the concoction, and coming back.
MettatonSEX: I have no idea what is going on.
Jeska or Jekas: Thanks kid -drinks it-
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still here so ur welcome chair.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Chara*
Moldsmal: ((i think i got another idea
The Baron: [font=palatino]-seems totally disconnected from the world around him-[/font]
Corsiva: Your voice is kinda funny!
Serene: 'Is that a non-aggressive movement I saw? Try again. Maybe I'll take you out if you show yourself being passive.'
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * "Oh! It is?"
Jeska or Jekas: -has a hard time downing it- god....why
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It sucks."
The Baron: ((I plan to do some truly existentialist shit with Baron))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think it's meant to be good."
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Moldsmal: ((there, now its closer to the color of the moldsmal i am
Corsiva: "Yeah, it sounds different then other voices I've heard!"
Jeska or Jekas: Its helping though
Fabriel: See you, Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's great."
GN Austin: ...
The Baron: ((*trippy))
Barchar: isn't doing anything with ad, though. She's not just disappointed bazzy is leaving because he's an Asriel.
Fabriel: goes with gotemom
Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs himself, and Microton by extent.-[/font]
The Trio: ((Yay orange
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * "Hm. That is definitely interesting, but sometimes differences are ab-so-lutely brilliant!"
Jeska or Jekas: -takes Btale, and Fabasriel to TK-421 castle, Asgore is lying in bed hooked uip to a number of medicial machines, hes not quite there-
Bondertale: "Come along, doctor." Toriel said, walking along into TK-421
: β˜… Microton: * He attempts to hug Glamor back.
Jeska or Jekas: ((FUCK
Moldsmal: *the moldsmol tries pushing through the wall. it does not work
Surreal: * He is still there with Barchar. Kind of asleep.
Jeska or Jekas: ((that was fin not Jeska
Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles-[/font]
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Dr. Williams: ((Greetings.))
Serene: 'Moldsmal. Stand still. I have to know that you'll listen before I can take you out.'
The Trio: ((Ayy
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( Holy shit this is like a record breaking number of people here )
Dr. Fintevious: -takes Btale, and Fabasriel to TK-421 castle, Asgore is lying in bed hooked uip to a number of medicial machines, hes not quite there-
Gaster: ((hi time
Bondertale: (god this bar is way too damn crowded. It's honestly a little overwhelming.)
Fabriel: ((Hoi
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Corsiva: nods.
DamnDude: (( ~Server Crash~ ))
Moldsmal: ((ohhi
The Baron: ((Time? Is he new?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So not hungover anymore?"
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon doesn't want to wake up
Fabriel: ((Ok fuck it we're doing this
: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Marty [Marty].
Bondertale: tori walks up to asgore, looking concerned. "Asgore, dear? Are you alright?"
The Trio: ((Time is Void
Jeska or Jekas: Sober enough
Marty: ((Because why not
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not surprised there."
The Baron: ((oh wow))
The Trio: ((But as a fresh start, don't worry
Marty: ((I haven't played an asshole in a while
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, sorry if all that snuggling made you uncomfortable."
YoungKingAsgore: -doesn't seem to acknowledge her- .....
Bondertale: (yeah he's actually pretty chill)
The Trio: ((Frik gtg
Marty: ((Or not
The Baron: ((I prefer Mharti myself)$
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Gaster: ((Bye tri
The Trio: ((Bye, have fun
: Marty [Marty] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].
The Baron: ((Gn))
: The Trio [The Trio] disconnected.
Dr. Williams: ((Goodbye, Tri.))
Fabriel: ((Bai
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I prefer martini))
Jeska or Jekas: its w whatever
Gaster: ((m-morty
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GN))
Bondertale: "...asgore, asriel is here. Our Asriel. Not my Asriel. Not your Asriel. Ours."
Fabriel: ...Asgore?
Gaster: ((you gotta
Gaster: ((you gotta be in the bar morty
The Baron: ((Mharti you gotta lick my balls))
MettatonSEX: ((you gotta shove the seeds up your butt morty
Dr. Fintevious: he has been like this since you died
Bondertale: Cheap alive. And safe. And...slightky mettaton-influenced. "
Dr. Williams: ((I personally prefer the James Bond way of being chilled. You walk in, pour gasoline everywhere, and blow everything up as you watch from the window.))
Bondertale: (he's alive)
YoungKingAsgore: uhh......
The Baron: ((Look up Doc and Mharti
Dr. Williams: ((It's a form of Log Stalkersism, also known as the Void Way of Stalking.))
Bondertale: (not cheap alive)
Bondertale: (i don't even)
Fabriel: goes up to him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm glad it's alright."
The Baron: ((It's what Justin Roiland did before R&M))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm worried I'm making you uncomfortable."
The Baron: ((It inspired the show))
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * Ribbit. "This is an interesting place."
MettatonSEX: ((it's what became it
The Baron: ((Also it's shit))
Jeska or Jekas: you made me uncomfortable when you were trying to kill me
Dr. Williams: ((To be honest, you should leave a character dead when you kill them.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That makes sense."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry."
YoungKingAsgore: -still dazed out-
Moldsmal: *the moldsmal is showing no signs of slowing down
Gaster: ((that's what i'm gonna do when i eventually kill someone off
Fabriel: hugs
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Jeska or Jekas: you're a walking apologizin machine you know that
Fabriel: ((I was gonna
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Fabriel: ((But then I thought
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's a bit of a habit."
Dr. Williams: ((If you bring a character back, there has to be some drawbacks.))
Fabriel: (("Hey, I'll need a new main when this is over anyway"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sor-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: stops himself.
Bondertale: "..." tori sighed, putting a finger on his neck to check his pulse.
Jeska or Jekas: I think we are even at this out
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Really?"
Dr. Williams: (("Then I'll make another gundam! Yeah, that works every time!"
Dr. Williams: ((Just make a gundam production company.))
The Baron: ((What if it's a red herring fake out death?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's means a lot, you know."
YoungKingAsgore: -its low, but hes still alive-
Jeska or Jekas: this point*
Azazel: has been clearing bounties for the last week. He's currently flying to the castle, not really aware of what's occurred the last week.
Jeska or Jekas: really why is that?
Dr. Williams: ((A red herring fakeout death? Now that's just shit plot.))
The Baron: ((As in "reasonable explanation for him not having died"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I don't want you to hate me."
Dr. Fintevious: I haven't been able to do much for him
Bondertale: "...asriel? come up here, my child. Perhaps seeing you might help."
Moldsmal: ((oh i gotta go
Fabriel: is already hugging him
Moldsmal: ((blurb
Gaster: ((bye slime
: anonymous [Moldsmal] disconnected.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bye))
Dr. Fintevious: I think everything has finally gotten to hi
Dr. Williams: ((Goodblurb.))
Azazel: ((I hope to see ya soon))
Dr. Fintevious: him*
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * "..." Ribbit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks for not hating me."
The Baron: ((Well shit, somebody's here who knows about plot writing))
Bondertale: nvm that then
The White Wolf: -is standing in the room with Asgore-
Corsiva: hums to herself, still playing hyrule warriors.
Jeska or Jekas: you try to win everyone over don't you
The Baron: ((Now my shit's going to be under scrutiny))
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * The Froggit watches Corsiva play hyrule warriors. "Hm."
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( shit my bandaids just fell off )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not everyone."
Fabriel: ((Alright, I'm gonna do this
GN Austin: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I do want to be on better terms with you."
The Baron: ((Am I going to have to have standards now?))
Bondertale: Me toriel nods, sadly. She sighs. "He was an arrogant fool, but he doesn't deserve this. It'sa sad, pitiful way for anyone to go,etc alone someone so accomplished."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Becaus I messed up real bad as a first impression, clearly."
Bondertale: (let, not etc )
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( Bandaid gore )
Azazel: arrives to the outer area of the palace.
Dr. Williams: ((If you revive a character, there has to be drawbacks. You can't just revive a character and have it be like, "WHOOPSIE, I'M BACK! SCREW YOUR GRIEVIN'! I'MMMM BACK! THROW YOUR TISSUE BOXES AWAY!"))
YoungKingAsgore: -he seesms to be sweating a lot, has a temperature-
The Baron: ((I like you already, Time.))
Dr. Williams: ((That's good, then.))
The Baron: ((We gon' be buds))
Jeska or Jekas: well its not everyday you find out your friend wasn't even a real person and you find a copy in the basement of a whack job
Glamor: [font=glamor]-goes to sit in a corner to play a videogame, idk uh a pokemon game im tired[/font]
The Baron: [font=palatino]-looks into the distance as he plays-[/font]
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( brb )
YoungKingAsgore: -he shifts a bit towards FA-
The Baron: [font=palatino]-His RPer wonders whether nobody noticed the opportunity for dialogue, or the character is just shit and uninteresting-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You rip the band aid off. The pain swells under your skin as plenty of thin stands of hairs get oulled beyond their strength due to the tough adhesive on the other side. Hairs get yanked out, one by one as the band aid gets pulled slowly. You're only halfway done when you can see the result of trying to play with you cat. Dried blood tests on the cotton side of the band aid, piercing red and bits of yellow. You start pulling the r- I've gone too far))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's wasn't worth it))
Dr. Williams: ((So, basically, Fabriel needs to have at least one or two things that affect him in one way or another. One does not kill a character and bring them back without--
Dr. Williams: ((..Oh.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "True."
The Baron: ((Go to CaUOOC for some quality gore))
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Please stop looking at me.[/font]
Dr. Williams: ((What have you done.))
Fabriel: ((Mm, okie
Fabriel: ((I'll find something...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BAND AIDS SUCK))
Dr. Williams: ((I did not need that in my life, Asriel_Dreemurr.))
Corsiva: floats up to Baron.
Dr. Fintevious: I hoping just having everyone here will help his will in some form of manner. He is still young
Gaster: ((i can't believe you've done this
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is talking to baron-[/font]
Fabriel: ((Also
Dr. Williams: ((Then throw away your band-aids and get some damn bandages.))
Fabriel: ((You think you've seen some good gore?
Dr. Williams: ((Or alcohol.))
The Baron: [font=palatino]-isn't looking at Glamor-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nah))
Fabriel: ((*cracks knuckles*
Bondertale: Toriel sighed. "Truthfully, I hoped so as well."
Fabriel: ((Time to put azzy to bed
Azazel: (( No. ))
The Baron: [font=palatino]Hmm, don't bother me today.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's not even bad, it's a band aid being pulled off))
Bondertale: (Slarv MO not in the main chat)
Bondertale: (just no)
Glamor: [font=glamor]-well excuse me princess-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It was more of a joke))
Corsiva: ... Alright.
: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Marty [Marty].
Marty: ((yeah lol
Corsiva: kind of floats away.
Marty: ((I'm going to the dank room
The Baron: [font=palatino]I'm trying to play guitar.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Jeska.
Corsiva: "My dad sings."
The Baron: [font=palatino]Don't need these hallucinations.[/font]
Azazel: enters the castle, glancing around.
The Baron: [font=palatino]Unless you're the manifestation of a new song.[/font]
Bondertale: Toriel sighed, pulling up a chair and sitting next to asgore. She didn't know what else to do.
Dr. Fintevious: just say a few words and let him know you are here and are hoping for the best for him
The Baron: [font=palatino]That would be nice.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks a lot for not killing me then agreeing to let someone else use your body after I had you bound to a wall."
Bondertale: "...
Corsiva: shakes her head. "I'm not a hallucination!"
The White Wolf: -the guards notify Azazel where Asgore is-
MettatonSEX: turns to Baron. "That's my daughter."
Jeska or Jekas: You know when you put it like that
The Baron: [font=palatino]Well, you certainly aren't self-aware.[/font]
Jeska or Jekas: it sounds a lot worse
The Baron: [font=palatino]Only one of you so far even knows you're not real.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know, I was really bad there."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's what happened though."
Fabriel: is holding gorey tight, "Dad...? A-are you ok?"
Jeska or Jekas: tell me though
The Baron: [font=palatino]I wonder if anyone real is here in the real bar, watching me talk to myself.[/font]
Corsiva: crosses her arms and pouts. "I don't even know what a hallucination is."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I shouldn't have done that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Dr. Fintevious: ....child......please come back
: Marty [Marty] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].
Jeska or Jekas: ((opps that was Asgore
Dr. Williams: (("I'm not a hallucination! Here, lemme throw a band-aid at that goat over there, pull it off of that stupid cat wound, and shove it up your nose! You'll sneeze like forty times!"))
Azazel: gives a quick thanks to the guards, and walks near the room, quickly listening to what's going on.
Jeska or Jekas: about Jukon and I
The Baron: [font=palatino]If you're there, real person, don't worry. I'm not the dangerous kind of crazy.[/font]
Bondertale: "Asgore, I understand you and I have are differences. Our many, many differences. But I know you looked up to me greatly. And...well...looking back on proud of you. For all you've done for the betterment of our people. For the good you've done for Asriel. And, arguably, the good you've done for me. Don't die yet, asgore. It's far too early. "
Jeska or Jekas: the facct were not real
MettatonSEX: ...The hell are you going on about?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, you did have a host."
: Timeywim [Dr. Williams] is now Timeywim [].
Fabriel: has the soul of a psychopathic drug peddling robot, I can find some kinks in bringing him back
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So you were real at some point."
MettatonSEX: ((heh, kinks
The Baron: [font=palatino]Well, I'm absolutely insane, for starters.[/font]
Jeska or Jekas: She was, not Jukon and I
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kink))
Jeska or Jekas: were someone
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jekas: we are someone's science project
The Baron: [font=palatino]Otherwise you wouldn't be here.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You exist nowZl
Corsiva: looks at Mettaton. "Dad, this guy's weird..."
Fabriel: P-please... I-I'm right here...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And you're both great."
MettatonSEX: He is.
Fabriel: hugs him close
: ((I suppose I shall watch - for now. I really don't have any plans today for RP.))
The Baron: [font=palatino]I can prove you're not real, though.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Really?
The Baron: [font=palatino]-stands up and approaches Mettaton-[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: -still seems distant-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He then punches Mettaton and breaks his wrist))
Azazel: waits on the other side of the wall, he's not really the personal type.
The Baron: [font=palatino]-puts his hand straight through him, as an apparition could-[/font]
The Baron: [font=palatino]See?[/font]
Gaster: ....
Gaster: No, no, that can't be right...
Fabriel: Please be ok...
: ((That would earn him around five hours of hospital roleplay.))
MettatonSEX: That might mean you're not real.
Dr. Fintevious: I think this is the best you can do for now, all I ask is that you check up on him from time to time
The Baron: [font=palatino]I used to be able to hurt you, but then I realized you're all fake anyway, so I stopped mentally-[/font]
Jeska or Jekas: ....
The Baron: [font=palatino][i]I'm[/i] not real?[/font]
Gaster: freezes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I like you both."
MettatonSEX: Have you ever thought about that?
The Baron: [font=palatino]Yes.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Both have good personalities."
The Baron: [font=palatino]-considers-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I don't care how you were made."
Jeska or Jekas: I don't really have out
Jeska or Jekas: one*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're here now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see one."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It'll take a little more to be complete, but it's there."
The Baron: [font=palatino]But why would I be thinking about reality if I weren't real? Why would I be thinking at all?[/font]
Jeska or Jekas: hmm
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "Is there a spare room in the castle? Perhaps we could stay here, for a while, at least."
Gaster: Who knows?
MettatonSEX: Probably because of denial.
The Baron: [font=palatino]Besides, I have total power over all of you.[/font]
Jeska or Jekas: what was going through your head when you first found out about us
Runner: ((So guys. I'm about to solo a Pokemon game using one pokemon.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: rests his head on their shoulder.
GN Austin: ...Should we, Kimmy?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
GN Austin: GNKimmy Runner would be pissed.
MettatonSEX: Really?
Runner: ((Someone choose a mon for me.))
Jeska or Jekas: What did WDG do?
The Baron: [font=palatino]I could take my pills and you all would disappear.[/font]
Gaster: ((magicarp
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He took me in like a guest."
Runner: ((An actual mon.))
Azazel: ((~[s]MewTwo[/s] Pikachu))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Explained his evil plans."
Gaster: ((gastly
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And then we killed him."
The Baron: [font=palatino]Well, I haven't learned to puppeteer you just yet. Still working on that.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((bulbasaur
Dr. Fintevious: of course there are plenty of rooms
Runner: ((Fuck ya'll, guess i'm using Mincinno.))
Gaster: ((you're allowed to trade it to make it gengar
Runner: ((Ghastly works.))
Kimmy: Runner would be pissed
GN Austin: I know.
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "I suppose we should go looking, then."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's when we tried to bring Jukon back, and you came out of the tube."
Gaster: ...
: ((He slams his fist into the smooth, gay robot. His straight face soon transformed into a frown as he realizes what had just occurred at the current moment. A small snapping sound is heard, audible to whoever was close and paid much attention to it. "aah, my wrist! welp, time to go to the hospital!" He stumbles out of the bar, wincing as he clutches his broken fist. Is that even possible? Who knows!))
The Baron: [font=palatino]One unfortunate side effect of insanity is that I don't have total control of my mind-constructs.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Then take your pills. I'll wait.
Runner: ((Except i'd die in seconds))
Runner: ((Because Ghastly has only ghost type attacks))
: ((If Baron broke his fist, that's how it would play out.))
The Baron: [font=palatino]No. They're nasty, and this is interesting.[/font]
The White Wolf: you can move freely throughout the castle while you are here
Fabriel: ((I posted gore
Jeska or Jekas: it wasn't Jukon then, did you lose hope for her?
The Baron: [font=palatino]I haven't bothered to talk to myself in a long time.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Almost..."
MettatonSEX: ((he's pan but otherwise good
: ((I dare you to copy and paste it here.))
: ((Also, ah, okay.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If I did, you would have been free awhile ago."
Azazel: ((NO.))
Bondertale: "Would you like to come looking with me, Asriel? Or stay here with asgore?"
Fabriel: I'll stay here...
: ((From what I recall, Frisky Whiskington killed children IC.))
: Fabriel [Fabriel] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: If I'm fake, and you're imagining me, what's my name?
The Baron: [font=palatino]-yawns-[/font]
: ((It took a lot of log fishing to get to that part.))
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "Understandable." she, frisk and bazzy walked off
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
Barchar: suddenly feels really annoyed for some reason.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Dr. Fintevious: keep me updated Shin -follows Tori-
Gaster: yawns as well.
The Baron: [font=palatino]I don't know! The subconscious is mysterious. I can't know some things until it tells me.[/font]
: ((I'm sure that gore in OOC would be just fine, even though slightly uncomfortable.))
MettatonSEX: ...Uh huh.
Azazel: is laying against the wall at this point, listening to the conversations in the room.
The Baron: [font=palatino]Do you ever remember a time where I'm not around?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: Yes,
Asriel_Dreemurr: slides down, now lying his head in Jeskas lap.
Gaster: There's whole timelines where you're not around.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks for not hating me. I feel like saying that again."
GN Austin: ((Guys, I made a Binding of Isaac related character and I'm gonna premiere him!))
The Baron: [font=palatino]How fascinating... Either I imagined false memories for you, or my brain keeps you running while I'm away.[/font]
Dr. Fintevious: -shows Toriel to a room- you can go freely between here and the bar
Jeska or Jekas: Yea
Gaster: I came here ten years ago.
Jeska or Jekas: but I'm not silting through your fur
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon can do that
GN Austin: Alright, to Runner's Hideout we go! -Gets up and walks out-
The Baron: [font=palatino]It's the false memories, then. I haven't been crazy for that long.[/font]
MettatonSEX: I've had memories from more than sixty years ago.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's fine."
Kimmy: Hey, w-wait up!
Kimmy: -Runs out after him-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Honestly, if you asked if get up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: I'd*
Jeska or Jekas: hold on
The Baron: [font=palatino]Hate to shatter your false sense of reality, though.[/font]
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "Perfect."
Jeska or Jekas: -takes a deep breath-
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
: Yazan [Jeska or Jekas] is now Yazan [Jukon or Junko].
Gaster: sighs. "I'm going to bed. It's too late for this existential shit."
The Baron: [font=palatino]Need more proof that you're all fake?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Yes.
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.
The Baron: [font=palatino]-closes his eyes, and gravity has no effect on Gaster-[/font]
Jukon or Junko: -starts silting through his fur and petting his ears-
Gaster: starts to go home. He glares at Baron.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jukon."
Dr. Fintevious: we can go back to the bar if you want
Gaster: Just let me sleep, damn it!
The Baron: [font=palatino]Sometimes I can choose not to imagine laws of physics.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: slimes, and sits up, then proceeding to hug Jukon.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-goes home-[/font]
The Baron: [font=palatino]-Gaster falls back down-[/font]
???: -A new person walks in, he's 5ft tall, dark spiky hair, red fez, a grey vest with a pink undershirt, a yellow scarf, and sweatpants.- Nice place...
MettatonSEX: Or that's magic.
The Baron: [font=palatino]Ugh, it's so hard to concentrate with you shouting in my ear.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...Hello.
The Baron: [font=palatino]-shows distaste-[/font]
: Bondertale [Bondertale] disconnected.
GN Austin: 'Ello -Has a british accent-
Gaster: goes home and goes to bed. Corsiva is right behind him.
: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.
Gaster: ((going to sleep. goodnight everyone.
GN Austin: ((night))
: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.
Jukon or Junko: -hugs back and lies down with him-
: ((Goodnight.))
MettatonSEX: ((gn chime
Jukon or Junko: (night
The Baron: [font=palatino]-closes his eyes and does the same thing to Metta-[/font]
The Baron: ((gn()
The Baron: [font=palatino]*))[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
???: 'Ello -Has a British Accent-*
Bondertale: Toriel hmmed. "Perhaps we should. Though, I'd rather be here to show Asriel to the room well be staying in when he decides to leave that one."
MettatonSEX: Put me down.
Asriel_Dreemurr: lies down with them, and snuggles very close.
The Baron: [font=palatino]And I can imagine you with a big head...[/font]
Jukon or Junko: I guess death makes me target for snuggles now
The Baron: [font=palatino]-such an effect occurs-[/font]
The Baron: [font=palatino]Or blue...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "yep.
The Baron: [font=palatino]-Mettaton is blue and has a double-sized head-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And a softer body."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This body is softer for some reason."
Dr. Fintevious: Shin can do that, or one of the many guards on duty
Jukon or Junko: its not covered in ink, metal, and shit
The Baron: ((Well, if you remember the name The Baron was only chosen because it was an anagram for AnotherB))
Erron: -walks in, snickering about something- Heheheh...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And your chest is bigger."
Jukon or Junko: if I didn't know better, that sounds like you want to get a better feel
The Baron: ((But it doesn't fit anymore, so since nobody knows his name yet anyway I'm changing it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I never said that."
: ((Ah, okay.))
MettatonSEX: points one of his heels at Baron, a hole opening. "PUT ME DOWN OR I SHOOT."
MettatonSEX: ((k
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Only implied."
Jukon or Junko: right, implied
Erron: -Is wearing some kind of sweater- This is gonna be so fuckin' funny...
Jukon or Junko: -notices AA- hmmm
Bondertale: "True...well. What would you rather do, doctor?"
The Baron: [font=palatino]-loses concentration, and everything's back to normal-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to Erron aswell.
: The Baron [The Baron] is now Paul T. [Paul T.].
MettatonSEX: crashes to the ground.
GN Austin: -Is laughing as he speaks- H-Hey AD, Jeska! I have something to show you two!
Paul T.: ((Same character, different name))
Jeska or Jekas: what is it?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Erron: It's my new sweater, heheheh...
Paul T.: ((Plaut?))
Erron: -its just a blank white sweater-
: ((It's Pluto! Quick, throw a tennis ball!))
MettatonSEX: (([spoiler]tulpa[/spoiler]
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
Paul T.: ((What a coincidence))
Dr. Fintevious: -sits on the bed- the beds should be far more comfortable than the couch
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
Erron: -A CLEARLY Fake Chestburster pops out of his sweater, covered in ketchup- OH NOOOOO!
Paul T.: ((Actually, his middle name is Cat))
Jukon or Junko: what about ti?
Jukon or Junko: oh
Paul T.: [font=palatino](It's an anagram for Catapult))[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm spoiled."
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Asriel_Dreemurr: Spooked*
GN Austin: . . . What? It's not scary?
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "My thoughts exactly, to be honest. She flopped down. Frisk and Azzy looked at each other. They'd figure something out, they guessed.
Jeska or Jekas: -is unphased-
MettatonSEX: gets up.
Paul T.: ((no actually you got me I was just bullshitting))
Dr. Fintevious: there are more rooms and we can always get some more beds
Erron: -Takes off the sweater- What, not scary enough for you?
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Convinced?[/font]
Jeska or Jekas: I don't get scared
: Terra [] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: No.
: Terra [] joined chat.
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Of course you're not.[/font]
: β˜… TLCFroggit: * ( i have returned )
Erron: Of course YOU don't Jeska... But AD. You shoulda been terrified.
MettatonSEX: You just have impression magic.
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Hm?[/font]
MettatonSEX: *impressive
Runner: ((I set it to random starters))
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Magic is as real as you are.[/font]
Runner: ((I'm starting this solo run with a Marril))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah.@
GN Austin: ...
Runner: ((Luckily, i've got random evolutions, so this Marril could evolve into something worth a damn.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not scared of blood."
MettatonSEX: ((pikablu
Jeska or Jekas: he is too lazy to be scared
Jeska or Jekas: that requires effort
Paul T.: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
MettatonSEX: emits lightning magic from his hands.
Erron: Well, hmmm... I'll find a way. Also, Jeska, something about you is different. The way you're talking.
: β˜… Hiro: * ( Who's in the bar )
Erron: . . .
MettatonSEX: ((i am
Asriel_Dreemurr: rests his face into Jukons hair.
Jeska or Jekas: I broke free from the conditioining
Asriel_Dreemurr: is in the bar.
Erron: -Sudden Realization- OH MY GOD! THAT MEANS...
Jeska or Jekas: -still sounds deadpan-
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Well, of course you can do that.[/font]
: ☲ Mito: * Suddenly, Mito just walks in through the Anydoor.
Erron: I LEFT THE OVEN ON! -Runs out of the bar-
Bondertale: tori lays down with Fin, yawning
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Or, you can make me think it.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Paul T.: [font=palatino]But you can't affect me.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well then."
: ☲ Mito: * "...I....
Erron: -Still doesn't know about Jukon-
: ☲ Mito: * I....I....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That was a quick change."
: ☲ Mito: * "I....."
Paul T.: [font=palatino]That way, I know I'm the real one.[/font]
Jukon or Junko: who said it was a change?
Jukon or Junko: its called acting kid
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ayyyyy."
Paul T.: [font=palatino]I can still affect you, though.[/font]
MettatonSEX: shoots the lightning at Paul.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nice."
Bondertale: frisk and Azzy just...decide to chill. Somebody would probably come in sooner rather than later. They could ask for a bed then.
Paul T.: [font=palatino]-it goes through him-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your hair baking long is awesome.@
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Asriel_Dreemurr: Being*
MettatonSEX: You're a hologram.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't bake hair))
GN Austin: -Austin and Kimmy come back riding on a Gaster Blaster- HEY GUYS, WE JUST STOLE SOMETHI-- -Falls off- FUCK! *Thud*
Asriel_Dreemurr: (((Hair cakes suck))
: ☲ Mito: * "Baking hair?"
Jukon or Junko: ((tasty hair
: ☲ Mito: * "I would vomit cake..."
Paul T.: [font=palatino]-taps Mettaton semi successfully. He doesn't feel totally solid, rather more ectoplasmic-[/font]
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Nope.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ........
Paul T.: [font=palatino]You're a hallucination.[/font]
MettatonSEX: No, I'm not.
Jukon or Junko: I wish I had let my old hair grow out
Jukon or Junko: seeing how you like it so much
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Doesn't matter now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're here, I'm here, and the hair is long."
MettatonSEX: If I'm a hallucination then why are you only here now?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Problem solved."
Jukon or Junko: -starts petting the ears
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyways, I think we were talking about something?"
Paul T.: [font=palatino]When you can lift me off the ground, turn me blue, and make my head huge, I'll consider your side.[/font]
Paul T.: [font=palatino]What do you mean, why an I only here now?[/font]
Dr. Fintevious: -lies down on the bed- this is a good time to relax
Paul T.: [font=palatino]*am[/font]
Kimmy: -Parks the Gaster Blaster near the bar, it has a note on it... "From Kimmy and Austin, To Dr. Gaster"- Yeah, we stole this from Runner's base, it took us 4 hours but we did it!
Jukon or Junko: Yea
MettatonSEX: I have only seen you this once.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was it?"
Jukon or Junko: ((brb, take a shower-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kind had the conversation dropped."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kay))
: ☲ Mito: * "I feel like I'm gonna pass out..."
GN Austin: -Gets up- That's my Kimmy!
Paul T.: [font=palatino]False memories.[/font]
Paul T.: [font=palatino]You've only existed for[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Why do you say that, Mito?"
Paul T.: [font=palatino]-thinks-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay?"
: ☲ Mito: * "" He starts wheezing.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...@
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You need to stop going there..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Stay here, it's safer."
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Three days, maybe? And I say existed in the sense of existing as a thought construct.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can probably get you a home somewhere in my timeline, if you'd like that. You'd need to promise to not hurt anybody, though."
: ((When giant black blobs of void rip apart space and time and throw it at a demon, you know that the bar isn't always safe.))
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Obviously you're nothing more than a mental process.[/font]
: ☲ Mito: * "...I...I won't..." Wheeze. "hurt...anybody....I promise..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Paul T.: ((Is void even canon anymore?))
: ((-shrugs-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Next time I go, you can sleep with me in my house. There's a guest room you can take."
: ☲ Mito: * ( >People laugh at electric Tesla vs 707HP Hellcat >Tesla comes a fraction of a second before Hellcat )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Take some time to recover, too."
GN Austin: -Is petting the Gaster Blaster- Good boy, errrm, girl.
: ((The creator of Project Void wiped everybody's memories.))
: ☲ Mito: * "Okay....thank you..."
: ((So yeah, nobody remembers the Void at all.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "not an issue, Mito."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He liked devil cows))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And edge)?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And lots of blood))
Paul T.: ((>complains about death fakeouts))
: ☲ Mito: * ( holy shit tesla s has 762 hp )
MettatonSEX: You don't even know anything about me other than what I've showed you. If I were a figment of your imagination, you would know more than what I've shown.
: ☲ Mito: * ( p90d at least )
Paul T.: ((>is totally fine with mass memory wipes for continuity))
: ((I've changed since then, if me right now isn't proof enough.))
GN Austin: I hope Gaster likes his present. We spent four hours trying to get it for him...
: ((I am not fine with memory wipes as of April 8th, 2016.))
Runner: ((Nice HP stat you got there))
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Not necessarily.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, snuggling further onto Jukon. Somehow.
Kimmy: I hope so too...
Runner: ((*Points at Heather* One-Upped.))
Paul T.: ((Fair enough))
: ☲ Mito: * "Now..."
: ☲ Mito: * "I'm gonna go..." He walks over to the Anydoor to get back to his timeline. "Oh wait..."
: Bondertale [Bondertale] disconnected.
: ((You see, I would be doing sharp and edgy things right now if I was the same as then.))
: ☲ Mito: * "It's kinda hard to live when....a nuclear reactor has a meltdown near you....and it's raining acid...and the atmosphere is slowly going..."
MettatonSEX: Explain how you wouldn't know more about me.
Paul T.: ((Now that Chime is gone can we all write gore?))
Kimmy: I also hope Runner doesn't come back until we give this to Gaster... -Looks at the anydoor, expecting to see Runner- . . .Hmmm, I guess he really isn't back yet.
MettatonSEX: ((no
: ☲ Mito: * ( YAY )
: ☲ Mito: * ( aw )
Azazel: ((no))
Paul T.: ((jk))
Runner: Runner is currently fighting for his life against the person chasing the bar-goers across the timeline.
Paul T.: ((I'm a mod.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Go to this timeline." -he says the timeline code.- "Gonuostairs to the left, last door."
Runner: He ain't showing up anytime soon.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Up stairs*
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Ever had a dream with a plot twist?[/font]
GN Austin: -Well Runner is missing a Gaster Blaster-
: ((That gore was not well made, GNA.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm a mod))
GN Austin: ((Yeah, I know))
: ☲ Mito: * "Okay. Thank you...."
: ((It was only one sentence long.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Here's a gore))
GN Austin: ((I can make it better))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Once there was an ugly barnacle))
Runner: That wasn't even Gaster's blaster.
MettatonSEX: No.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He was so ugly everyone died))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The end))
MettatonSEX: ((the end
Runner: That was a completely different blaster, that Runner stole from a Sans.
GN Austin: -I thought it was there-
Runner: You accomplished fuckall.
GN Austin: -oh-
GN Austin: -I'm still giving it to him-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sweet dreams, Mitozl
Asriel_Dreemurr: ."*
: ☲ Mito: * "...Oh, no. I'm not gonna be sleeping anytime soon."
: ☲ Mito: * "I have things to work on."
Runner: An explosion happens at the anydoor.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't make too much noise. And don't get in any fights."
GN Austin: !!?
Runner: What looks like a metallic...gun...arm thing flies out, it's not Runners, but someone just got fucking merc'd.
Paul T.: ((Here's gore: "I would of prefered going to the store than the bank then going to the bank than the store."))
Paul T.: (("Would of should of could of"))
MettatonSEX: ((eugh
: ☲ Mito: * "...Okay."
YoungKingAsgore: ((did some one as for gore?
: ☲ Mito: * "You don't have like, a garage, or anywhere I can work on things?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Good luck."
GN Austin: ((Here's Gore: "I stubbed my toe today"))
Runner: "Surrender Designator:Runner. Or be exterminated by dehydration ray." "Hey nuthead, i'm a robot." Another explosion, another limb flies out through the anydoor.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Not actually))
Runner: Someone's getting fucking wrecked.
Paul T.: ((I call it Eughlish))
MettatonSEX: No.
Jukon or Junko: -snaps back-
GN Austin: Wait, who's a robot?
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Hmm...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Here's an addition: I stubbed my toe today. It was my pinky toe.))
: ☲ Mito: * "..."
Runner: What sounds like Alloy barking is heard.
GN Austin: ((Oh no, too much gore))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welcome back to earth, Jukon."
: ☲ Mito: * "...? I'll take that as a no."
Runner: And then what sounds like Alloy chewing some poor robot's face is heard.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I do."
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Well, when you're dreaming you don't know everything that's about to happen, right?[/font]
Runner: "Good boy." Another explosion, a robotic head, wearing assasin gear, rolls out through the door.
GN Austin: . . .
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't break anything. Not my bro break, thoughtless
Asriel_Dreemurr: Though."*
: ☲ Mito: * "Okay, good----what?"
MettatonSEX: I don't exactly dream.
: ☲ Mito: * "Okay."
Runner: Runner peeks his head through the anydoor. "Did any of you meme-loving fucks send a hit team after me?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Not much to break, though*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Was that))
: ☲ Mito: * ( you probably type way too fast kek )
GN Austin: -Poorly hides the blaster- I DIDN'T!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And its 1 and I'm tired hh
Runner: ((So, who noticed the reference to one of my other characters earlier))
Jukon or Junko: Hey kid
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"
: ((Here's some gore that isn't exactly gore: "The old man's hour had come! With a loud yell, I threw open the lantern and leaped into the room. He shrieked once --once only. In an instant I dragged him to the floor, and pulled the heavy bed over him. I then smiled gaily, to find the deed so far done. But, for many minutes, the heart beat on with a muffled sound. This, however, did not vex me; it would not be heard through the wall. At length it ceased. The old man was dead. I removed the bed and examined the corpse. Yes, he was stone, stone dead. I placed my hand upon the heart and held it there many minutes. There was no pulsation. He was stone dead. His eye would trouble me no more."
Jukon or Junko: what were we talking about?
Runner: (("Yeah, I stole that door off this wierd assasin girl, she had these wierd anydoor keys."))
: ((That was a copy and paste, unsurprisingly.))
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Some stuff your conscious mind doesn't know. Or, my conscious mind. I doubt you truly have a consciousness.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I said a thing about you being soft."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And you said a thing about feeling your body."
Runner: Runner looks at Austin.
GN Austin: . . .
Jukon or Junko: yeah thats right
Jukon or Junko: I was hittig on you
Runner: "Did you fucking steal that."
Jukon or Junko: nothing new there
GN Austin: NO!
: ☲ Mito: * "Uh, okay."
GN Austin: I'm Just...
Runner: "You stole. A stolen gaster blaster. From me."
Runner: "What were you even going to do with it?"
: ☲ Mito: * He goes over to the Anydoor and goes to AD's timeline.
: ((The murderer threw the old man under the [s]bus[/s] floorboards.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bye, Mito."
GN Austin: I DIDN'T STEAL IT I'm just, a very poorly written OC
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA!" [You're fucked, Austin! GET FUCKED! HAHAHAHA]
Jukon or Junko: wheres he goin?
Runner: He steps out of the anydoor, raising his right arm, any facade of this fuck being human is gone, cause theres a gunblade on the end of his hand.
MettatonSEX: Maybe you do need your medicine.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno. His timeline is contaminated, and he's gone be in my house for a bit."
GN Austin: Wait, is he a robot?
Runner: "You do realize the owner of that is dead right? Were you going to return it or something?"
Paul T.: ((Austin stop hatefucking the fourth wall))
MettatonSEX: leaves bc tired gn you nerds
Jukon or Junko: oh
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
: ((Good night.))
Paul T.: [font=palatino]You don't-[/font]
GN Austin: ((I will fuck the fourth walls ass))
Jukon or Junko: btw the speaking of that
Paul T.: [font=palatino]Hmmph.[/font]
GN Austin: . . .
Jukon or Junko: whener you plan on going to your timeline take me with you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What, did you want to go live in my house?"
GN Austin: M-Maybe.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can go soon."
Jukon or Junko: well that would be good
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why do you say that?@
Runner: "That blaster was stolen from a sans 10 years ago."
: ☲ Mito: * ( Chin Chin will kill you GNA )
Runner: "He is currently dead, of natural causes."
GN Austin: Oh...
Runner: "That was never yours to steal."
GN Austin: I thought it was Gaster's.
Jukon or Junko: on the offset chance your timeline does that skip time shit again
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Jukon or Junko: I don't want to lose anymore time with you
Runner: "Now, since you helped me out a while ago with those capes, I won't shoot you."
GN Austin: -Takes off the note and crumples it- K.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "True."
Paul T.: ((Austin, you've left more holes in the fourth wall than the Undertale/Deadpool crossover
: ☲ Mito: * Meanwhile, Mito is busy working on what appears to be a time button. Oh shit.
Runner: "Just hand the damn thing over, and i'll install a couple douzin more traps at my house."
GN Austin: ((Is that good or bad))
: ((So Chin Chin throws GNA to the floor, gets on top of him, and strangles him?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, is there anything you want to be doing?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It just lie down and stuff."
GN Austin: -Gives it back-
GN Austin: Okay...
Jukon or Junko: right now? hmm
: ☲ Mito: * ( Time, Chin Chin kills GNA either like that or some bizarre Filthy Frank universe-esque like way )
Jukon or Junko: wouldn't mind getting into a fight with this body
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not now."
Jukon or Junko: aww
GN Austin: ((pls no))
Runner: Runner grabs it, glares, and fires it directly at GNA's feet. "Thats a warning shot. Next time you invade my home, steal my shit, after I freaking let you guys in to chill. It's going in your head."
Paul T.: ((Stop sucking your own dick through the fourth wall gloryholes, ya clod.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: presses closer.
: ((So he rides a bicycle through the window and runs over GNA?))
Jukon or Junko: wouldn't mind a few things
Runner: With that Runner walks off, Alloy growls at GNA before following his owner.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm tired, you can go after I'm asleep."
GN Austin: -He jumps- AGH!. . .
: Fabriel [Fabriel] joined chat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "what's that?"
Kimmy: Okay, we're never doing that again.
Jukon or Junko: did you want to do anything -gets closer-
Runner: ((Runner is revealed to be a robot.))
Runner: ((It was at that moment))
Runner: ((That GNA and Kimmy realized))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
Runner: ((That they fucked up))
GN Austin: ((Austin was the only one who cared about him being a robot))
: ((It was at that moment when Slarvath IP bans Runner for being a robot.))
Runner: ((Slarvath IP bans people for liking soriel))
: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Marty [Marty].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm really tired, so I'm not sure how I will be."
Runner: ((Also, he can't))
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA...OCHINCHIN..." [Runner! Do I kill the two?]
Runner: ((I own the fucking room))
Marty: ((No Soriel
: ((I know.))
Marty: is dad of the year
Jukon or Junko: always keeping me wating
Marty: is best daddy
Paul T.: ((I now need to write some gore about a gloryhole slowly constricting))
: ((Also, what happens if somebody roleplays Soriel?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, I didn't say that I couldn't do it."
GN Austin: ((pls no paul))
: ((Will they get a good beating?))
Jukon or Junko: your choice kid
Runner: ((Congrats GNA))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But you'd be doing all the work."
Runner: ((You stole from Runner))
GN Austin: ((?))
Runner: ((-100 Reputation with Runner's Hideout))
GN Austin: ((oh))
Paul T.: ((Slarv, did you see the character I've been doing?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I'm tired."
Marty: ((Reminder that I erped Soriel for 6 hours straight once
Marty: ((No
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((6 hours))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Straight))
: ☲ Mito: * ( toritorisans )
Paul T.: ((anagrams bitch))
Marty: ((6 hours
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((6))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hours))
: ☲ Mito: * ( I regret not watching part of it live )
Marty: ((6
Jukon or Junko: I kind of want our first time be tender and passionate
Paul T.: ((And right under Chine's nose, too))
Marty: ((It was good
GN Austin: ((Runner still doesn't know about Kimmy's Aero Gauntlets))
Marty: ((What's the anagram bby
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So do you not want to?"
: ☲ Mito: * ( Chin Chin will fucking kick GNA and Kimmy's asses )
Jukon or Junko: I do but,
Runner: ((GNA and Kimmy fucked up so badly that Alloy now hates them))
Runner: ((Also, Runner does, he stole them, remember?))
GN Austin: ((not alloy!))
: ☲ Mito: * ( Even [i]CHIN CHIN[/i] hates GNA and Kimmy )
Paul T.: ((come on you can figure it out))
Jukon or Junko: can't you like, drink a red bull or something?
GN Austin: ((kimmy took em back))
Runner: ((You managed to get the fucking DOG against you))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I could."
Marty: ((You
Runner: ((Well Runner has no problem that they took their shit back))
: ☲ Mito: * ( You managed to get the fucking DARK LORD against you )
Marty: ((Fuccboi
Runner: ((Finders Keepers))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I actually have some red bull at my house."
GN Austin: ((oh ok))
Paul T.: ((eheheheheheheheheh))
Runner: ((But in his mind, that GBlaster was his now.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not sure why."
: ☲ Mito: * "Is this Red Bull?"
GN Austin: ((right))
Jukon or Junko: remember I'm not my old self
Marty: ((You woke Azzy up
: ☲ Mito: * He starts to chug cans of Red Bull. "OH YEAH BABY THAT'S THE STUFF"
GN Austin: ((BRB Guys))
Marty: ((You sly little shit
Paul T.: ((oh dear))
Jukon or Junko: I have no idea how I'm going to react to this
Runner: ((But yeah, the only way you could've fucked that up harder is if you kicked Alloy while stealing his minifridge))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god he is drinking my red bull))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Me neither."
Marty: ((I'm going to bed before you do lewd things
Asriel_Dreemurr: "One thing."
Jukon or Junko: hmm?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think that you should avoid sayin kid during this."
Marty: will be the best dad ever in the morning
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sayin))
Jukon or Junko: alright dreemurr
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Avoid the super sayin)$
Paul T.: ((While we're doing psychological warfare))
: Timeywim's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kakakarrotcake))
: ☲ Mito: * ( [i][psychoanalysis intensifies][/i] )
Marty: ((You are real super sand
Paul T.: ((I lost the game and you're now breathing manually))
Jukon or Junko: ((Super sand lesbians?
Marty: ((I should learn lucid dreaming
Marty: ((Why not
: ☲ Mito: * ( You are now concious of your blinking )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((VIRRGINNIAAA))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So do you want to go to my house or something?"
Marty: ((You are now realizing there is no comfortable place in your mouth for your tongue
Jukon or Junko: -kisses him on the cheek quickly- sure
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also I'd consult Jeska about this
Marty: ((Sleeping now
: Marty [Marty] disconnected.
Paul T.: ((Virginia is the worst place name ever))
: ☲ Mito: * ( You are now realizing there is no right position for your hands on the keyboard )
Runner: ((You're breathing automatically))
Jukon or Junko: she says its fine
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd consult Jeska about this."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Duck you motto I'm using mobile))
Paul T.: ((Virginia, land of anime and fedoras))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Get fucked))
Jukon or Junko: -gets up- led the way
Asriel_Dreemurr: head to his house through the anydoor.
: ☲ Mito: * Meanwhile, Mito is chugging Red Bull and other sugary drinks, at AD's house.
Jukon or Junko: -follow-s
: Paul T. [Paul T.] disconnected.
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes into the garage to check on Mito.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey Mi-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: ☲ Mito: * "OH YESSSSSSSSSSS---" He looks back at AD. "SUP BRO?!?!"
Jukon or Junko: ....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is that my red bull and soda?"
Jukon or Junko: want me to knock him out?
: ☲ Mito: * He punches the wall. You can hear his knuckles crack. "WHOOOOOOOO!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
: Azazel [Azazel] disconnected.
: ☲ Mito: * "I'LL DO THAT FOR MYSELF!" He punches himself in the face, giving himself a bloody nose. "Fuck."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mito stay down here."
: ☲ Mito: * He drops all of the cans and collapses onto the floor. "What the fuck have I done...."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll live."
: ☲ Mito: * "Yeah. I need to work on my escape pla----I mean my project. Yeah. My project."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Escape something. Whatever, I don't care."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't come upstairs."
: ☲ Mito: * "..."
Jukon or Junko: don't Mito
: ☲ Mito: * "I'm just gonna go back to my contaminated timeline." He takes off his respirator. "Seeya."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There's a couch and a tv you can watch criminal miss or something, you'd probably- oh okay bye."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Minds*
GN Austin: ((Back))
: ☲ Mito: * "Criminal minds?" He turns around. "That show is cheesier than Velveeta."
Jukon or Junko: There and red bull still here?
: ☲ Mito: * "I only had like two cans."
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes. A can, and heads up stairs, firmly restating to not go up there.
???: -The new kid has been here the whole time- Hmm...
Jukon or Junko: -goes up stairs and looks the door-
: ☲ Mito: * He also takes a can and sits on the couch. And guess what he starts to watch. TV channels involving heavy gore.
Jukon or Junko: locks*
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits on a bed there.
: ☲ Mito: * ( mito has a lockpicking kit )
Jukon or Junko: -sits down too-
: ☲ Mito: * ( mito is still one mischevious motherfucker )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He gin walk in AINT he))
Jukon or Junko: I swear if he tries to get in I will likely kill him
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AINT HEHh
???: -Looks at the gore, seems to be interested- Oooh?
: ☲ Mito: * He's in AD's house you dip
Asriel_Dreemurr: is in his house and so is Mito))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And so is Jukon))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh well, I don't think he will."
Asriel_Dreemurr: open the can.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Might aswell talk a bit while I'm drinking."
: ☲ Mito: * He starts to sip from the can of Red Bull. "Damn, this is good shit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is drinking at a normal pace.
Jukon or Junko: -grabbed a can too-
???: -Is just looking at the gore- My god... this is the best. -laughs-
Jukon or Junko: like what?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "ORE WA!" [They're not where you are you fucking dipshit]
Jukon or Junko: You know what to do right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mostly."
: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "GA DAISUKI NANDAYO! OCHINCHIN!" [Frank! You fucking imbicile.]
GN Austin: ((oh ok nvm))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've never had sex with a woman and I've only done oral sex to another man."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So I think so."
Jukon or Junko: Ah
Jukon or Junko: wait not even anal?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
Jukon or Junko: you may as well be a virgin
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((We should probably switch to boden))
Jukon or Junko: (oi
: ☲ Mito: * ( -grabs popcorn- alrighty )
GN Austin: ((oh yes))
: ☲ Mito: * "...Yeesh. That's a lot of blood. [i]and i love it[/i]"
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: ((hi
???: -pulls his scarf down to reveal his face- It's very lonely 'ere now... What happened to everyone, mate?
: ☲ Mito: * ( AD and jukon in boden room rn frisky )
: ((wowie
GN Austin: ((OOOOOOH YEAH!))
: ((looks like somebody got over their old boyfriend
: ☲ Mito: * ( yeppers )
GN Austin: ((Erron's gonna be fuckin' pissed))
: ((heh
: ☲ Mito: * ( Joseph is watching )
: ((i'm gonna go over there
: ☲ Mito: * ( please get into there )
GN Austin: ((how come Joseph hasn't given GNA any shit yet?))
: ☲ Mito: * ( that didn't sound right but )
: ☲ Mito: * ( Joseph is busy with other things )
GN Austin: ((right))
GN Austin: I guess it is... -puts his hand out to the Mystery kid- What's your name?
???: -Shakes his hand- Well... My name...
Jamie (Judas): Is "Judas" but my real name is Jamie.
: ☲ Mito: * ( then rapper asriel makes a return )
GN Austin: ((Jukon how could yo-- Oh hey RAsriel.))
: ☲ Mito: * ( rasriel gets horribly rejected by erron )
: ☲ Mito: * ( he never did have a girlfriend )
GN Austin: ((Depending on the timing, Erron might not take him back.))
GN Austin: ((or maybe he will, who knows))
GN Austin: Oh my god i'm in love with your accent, Jamie.
Jamie (Judas): Errr... alrighty then.
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GN Austin: ((ay
GN Austin: ((Perfect timing, I just introduced a new TBoI Character))
Azazel: (( I'm not going to be here long, just checking in before I do one round of salem and pass out.))
Jukon or Junko: -is lying of the bed-
GN Austin: ((k))
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and walks downstairs. He enters the garage, to check on Mito.
: ☲ Mito: * Mito looks back at AD. There's a huge spaceship frame in front of him, and a shitton of glowing things. Mito has a welder mask on, and there's boxes of hardware.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: ((AD: what the fuck--
: ☲ Mito: * "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is that a space ship?"
: ☲ Mito: * "..." He nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And you're welding it together?"
Azazel: (( Also, it may be a little while before Azazel is actually at the bar full time again. I have nearly all the pieces in place, but I do need to change a few plans. ))
: ☲ Mito: * "Oh, no, I just wear this mask because I like it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And you're seven?"
: ☲ Mito: * "...Maybe."
GN Austin: ((oh ok, because I have a joke planned for these two))
Jukon or Junko: -walks down the stairs, barely dressed, might be topless- Hey AD could you.....What the fuck is this?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon he's seven go back upstairs or something you aren't wearing a shirt.
: ☲ Mito: * "...I'm 257..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What."
Jukon or Junko: ....can I kill him now?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
Azazel: (( Also Yazan, I have to change a lot more than I originally was going to for the Event thing I showed you. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I want this shit out of my garage, thanks."
: ☲ Mito: * He doesn't even look at Jukon, but he sprays something on what appears to be a huge engine. Then he turns something, and the spaceship comes to life. No flashy lights or anything. The bodywork isn't even complete.
: (("....can I kill him now?" -Jukon, 2026
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you get it out?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Now?"
: ☲ Mito: * "Oh, no, because I'm about to get out of this hellhole." He gets in the spaceship, and flies the fuck away. "Seeya, motherfuckers!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jukon or Junko: (alright if you want to send your ideas to me, you can on reddit
: ☲ Mito: * Mito's spaceship soon becomes a little dot in the sky.
Jukon or Junko: ((Fintevious is my user ID
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Great, and I thought conspiracy theorists were gonna stop."
GN Austin: ((I swear to god i'm gonna make Jamie the kid from Full Metal Alchemist))
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs, and walks back to Jukon.
Jukon or Junko: can't we throw him out?
: ☲ Mito: * ( By "the bodywork isn't complete" I mean that there was like, a single panel in the least important place ever )
: ☲ Mito: * Too late. He's gone.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do you wanna do. We can sit and watch some Tv or a movie or sleep."
: ☲ Mito: * And that concludes the story of Mito Volante.
Jukon or Junko: -retcon that, didn't see him leave-
Jukon or Junko: I'll join you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The tv or movie is gonna end with us sleeping."
: ☲ Mito: * ( they could've netflix and chilled )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NO))
Jukon or Junko: wouldn't miss it for the world AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hulu and hang))
Azazel: ((Gotcha, I'll most likely rewrite it on monday or something, I have to write a scroipt this weekend.))
: ☲ Mito: * Soon, Mito arrives near his destination, but then the engines start failing. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Amazon instant movies and sex))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm not clever))
Jukon or Junko: ((g2g anyways
: ((Amazon and chill
: ☲ Mito: * The whole spaceship just crashes right into the ground, creating some badass explosion, effectively annihilating half of what seems to be Pripyat before the Chernobyl disaster.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Let's just sleep, then."
: ☲ Mito: * Then the reactor explodes.
Jukon or Junko: ((wait nm
Asriel_Dreemurr: retcon.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, is there any movie you want to watch?"
Jukon or Junko: -falls on the couch -
Jukon or Junko: porn?
: ☲ Mito: * ( Rapper Asriel is just Chef Asriel )
Jukon or Junko: no jk
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits next to her.
: ☲ Mito: * ( Chef Asriel, a gourmet chef that has been a gourmet chef since the 1600s )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your half naked anyways I can just look to my left."
: ☲ Mito: * ( Frisky )
Asriel_Dreemurr: You're*
: ((Yes?
Jukon or Junko: movies don't really exist in my timeline so I haven't watched many
: ☲ Mito: * ( Do you remember what TLCAsriel was? )
: ☲ Mito: * ( Just an actual normal Asriel? )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see."
: ☲ Mito: * So, Mito is dead. RIP.
: ((Yes.))
Jukon or Junko: lets watch your favorite
: ((Also, RIP Mito.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns he tv on, and gets up to go get a DVD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you like comedy?"
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( took longer than I expected to kill that bastard )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or action?"
Dr. Fintevious: Damn it, all my sensors in Pripyat just went dead
Jukon or Junko: both?
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( OH YES )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Wait, where is Fin anyway? )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Action comedy?"
Jukon or Junko: do we only have to watch one?
Jukon or Junko: sure that works
: ((I'm tired AF so I'm going to sleeeeeeeeppppppppp
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Mito just obliterated what was left of Pripyat )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Bye Frisky )[/color]
: ((gn everybody
Jukon or Junko: ((he is back in TK421, it was more of joke
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Jukon or Junko: ((I mentioned that Fin's last vacation was to CCCP
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I have gone stupid))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can't remember the name of a movie))
Jukon or Junko: ((Hot Fuzz
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Never seen it))
GN Austin: ((Smosh the Movie))
Jukon or Junko: ((Mad Max Fury Road,
Jukon or Junko: ((Monty Python and the Holy grail
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Birdemic[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's mostly comedy and I think it can be half considered action))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ish))
Jukon or Junko: ((Caddyshack
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Mito's destination ment to be a version of Pripyat where the Chernobyl disaster never happened )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Ride Along 2 )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( The Interview )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( But Mito ended up crashing and blew up the power plant soooo )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((no recent))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Not*)$
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( ... )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((my chernobyl is like the one from stalker
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Titenic )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I can't think))
Jukon or Junko: ((jurassic park
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nah))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Mito's Chernobyl power plant is like, nothing )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((Citizen Kane, M, Metropolis, The Lives of Others
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Exclusion zone is much wider )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Austin powers Jesus took me awhile))
Jukon or Junko: ((good one
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( AUSTIN POWERS )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((YEAH BABY
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( oh yes )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts that movie in the thing.
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns to Jukon.
Jukon or Junko: ((AD; hey Jukon DO I MAKE YOU RANDY?
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I've been playing Duke Nukem 3D lately )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This movie is funny."
Jukon or Junko: oh?
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( "HAIL TO THE KING BABY" )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((why?
Jukon or Junko: (((damn could have watch Evil dDead
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's called Austin powers."
Jukon or Junko: ((Also go watch Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I was having conversations with my dad )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( And we ended up playing Duke Nukem 3D for two hours )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: hmm
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( and XCOM, oh boy )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: whats it about?
GN Austin: ((GNA Appears next to Jukon/AD "You watching me in the future?"))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Chef Asriel appears next to Erron, leaning on him "i'm back baby" )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The gist is that there is a British agent, who gets frozen for thirty years, and comes back in the nineties, with 60's like mind sets and stuff."
Jukon or Junko: ((AD: Ladies and Gentlemen Mr.s Burt Bacharach,
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hilarity ensues."
Jukon or Junko: huh, alright then
Jukon or Junko: -snuggles up with AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles back.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have I told you that you look great without a shirt on?"
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Gourmet Chef Asriel )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and goes to a kitchen area. He returns, having turned on a microwave.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((gourmet chef Asriel))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Today's meal))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Microwave popcorn))
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes back after its done,!/'d returns with a big bowl of popcorn.
Jukon or Junko: sweet, I'm starvin
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume you've had pop corn."
Jukon or Junko: oh? I'll keep the shirt off then
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts some salt into the bowl, and shakes it up.
Jukon or Junko: yeah I have
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( ugh fuck i have to go :| )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( gore probably wont be available till sunday )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rest in penis))
: Terra [] disconnected.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's fine))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Jukon.
Jukon or Junko: you know its funny
Asriel_Dreemurr: "YeH?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Yeah*
Jukon or Junko: The first time we really meet, I think you saw me topless
: Terra's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did I?"
Jukon or Junko: that was prior to the reset
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, what I know is that your breast definitely are larger than before."
Jukon or Junko: damn right
Jukon or Junko: and I love it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "how'd Jeska on all this?@
Asriel_Dreemurr: Hows*
Jukon or Junko: shes out
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Jukon or Junko: I think she is either passed out from the workout or blocking it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see."
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts his arms around Jukon.
Jukon or Junko: -does the same to AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I like this."
Jukon or Junko: I do too
Jukon or Junko: kind of wish this is how I died the first time
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Being next to me topless?"
Jukon or Junko: that and in your arms
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Jukon or Junko: -smiles back-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That was a lot better than what I said."
Jukon or Junko: guess I'm becoming a romantic
Asriel_Dreemurr: "By the way one question, is this body able to actually produce offspring?"
Jukon or Junko: uhhh
Jukon or Junko: I don't know
Asriel_Dreemurr: "lets hope not."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ""Anyways."
Jukon or Junko: my old body couldn't because the brothel took out all unnessary baggage
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: lies down.
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: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Turns out I dont actually have to go rn )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: -lies down next him-
Jukon or Junko: you don
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."
Jukon or Junko: you don't want kids?
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( But I'm fucking pissed, so I took someone's tablet and smashed it against the wall )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( It broke into pieces )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not now, not yet."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not soon."
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I'll give yall a picture )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: I'm not really suited for kids either
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I pretty sure I took my dads side on the whole kids thing."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Which isn't a compliment."
Jukon or Junko: ....
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Here, I broke a friend's tablet. Will kick their ass later.[/color]
Jukon or Junko: with how fucked up WDG was
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Shit broken link )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: I think we are in the clear
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( There )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: presses up against Jukon.
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( $100 tablet )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: -is laughig at the movie-
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Friend punched me in the face and vandalized my shit )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I steal his tablet and break it into pieces )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: is chuckling at the funny parts. Which is most of it.
Jukon or Junko: Austin and I have quite the similarites
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Jukon or Junko: Do I mae you randy AD?
Jukon or Junko: make*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Right now, yes. Probably always actually.@
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The no shirt thing helps."
Jukon or Junko: ha
Jukon or Junko: I'm a but sore to go again but soon
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I'm tired anyways."
Jukon or Junko: ((thats a shitty friemd
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Yeah we're not really friends anymore )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How'd he vandozenyour shirt?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATHg
Jukon or Junko: -rests her head on his chest-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Vandalize))
Jukon or Junko: so we a couple now right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Beat me to it. And sure."
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( well )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( he broke my tablet so i broke his )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: wanna keep this on the low
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Vandozenyour is the worst I've done ever))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Jukon or Junko: yeah me too
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Noice))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( i will kick his ass eventually )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( eventually )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: sifts through her hair.
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( jk there was no friend involved )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Just take some rocks and put it in a sock.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ez money))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( that's the tablet that i throw against the wall when I get super pissed )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( right now the glass is probably gonna shatter into a million pieces )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You have a wall throwing tablet))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I'll throw it against the wall rn[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I need one hey shit that's the best dam thing))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Almost got glass all over my bed )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: if I wasn't so beat, I'd do the work for you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I vote you do the work next time because that's tiring."
Jukon or Junko: -yawns- sure
Jukon or Junko: tomorrow should I meet your parents?
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( There are some $40 tablets around online )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't get the Laharl curse."
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Hell, you could probably get as low as $26 )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: and show me around the house some more
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah why not."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure they'll like you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But you have to wear a shirt."
Jukon or Junko: damn
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( There is an engine in AD's garage now )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( It's too heavy to move )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Too heavy? He'll just ask sans))
Jukon or Junko: ((is Ad's house like a garage and the 2nd story is the entire house?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No, two stories, and there's a garage on the first floor.))
Jukon or Junko: its cool though, I want to save these puppies for you
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((For two cars))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think your bids are more like soft puffer fish then puppies."
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Like, AD wakes up one morning and there's a black Cadillac in his garage )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: Boobs*
Jukon or Junko: puffers than
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because your a fish."
Asriel_Dreemurr: You're*
: β˜… Joseph: * Joseph tries to silently park his car in AD's garage. But AD can probably hear Joseph's loud car going in.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD would just be like "the fuck" and the "the fuck?"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ignores it. He live in a neighborhood that could have been anyone.
Jukon or Junko: ((btw feel free to do to bed any time irl)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm tired, but not at the same time))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((don't worry, I'd leave if I needed to))
Jukon or Junko: -doesn
Jukon or Junko: -doesn't saying anything since AD did
Jukon or Junko: didn't*
Jukon or Junko: you mind taking me driving too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not an issue."
Jukon or Junko: and show me how to drive
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Gone need to learn reading First."
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( GTG )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: Gonna*
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Jukon or Junko: yeah that too
Jamie (Judas): -Is just sitting on the couch, reading his book-
Jukon or Junko: guess I'm going to have to call you teacher now
Asriel_Dreemurr: shifts positions, and then rests his head on Jukons Chest.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess so."
Jukon or Junko: comfy there?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, what's funny is that I would be a literal Senpai."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And yes."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Very."
Jukon or Junko: Senpai?
Jukon or Junko: Good, enjoy it, you deserve it
Jamie (Judas): -Murmuring to himself while [url=]sitting and reading,[/url] not many of his words are hearable- _______Belial_____Demon______Timelines_______Anydoor... Hmph.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "it's a Japanese word for a higher up person, including teachers.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And often gets used for guys that girls like."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "A lot."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's weird."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think I've been spending too much time by Alohys."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Alphys*
Jukon or Junko: that in one of those stupid japanese animes>
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Jukon or Junko: I saw two of them, never again
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not all animes are bad."
Jukon or Junko: I've never been so teriffied of sex before
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'd like the dragon ball series."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's not sex."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or tentacles."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's fighting."
GN Austin: -Is next to Jamie- Whatchu readin?
Jukon or Junko: eh
Jukon or Junko: the first one I watched was pretty good though
Jamie (Judas): AGH! WH-HOW... Errr, None of your concern child. Go away.
GN Austin: Child? I'm 13.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was it?"
Jukon or Junko: One Hit Man I think
Jamie (Judas): Well you are certainty short...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "One punch man. Alphys has mentioned it before."
Jukon or Junko: that Geno guy made me want to augment my body even more
Asriel_Dreemurr: "i haven't watched it."
Jukon or Junko: we should
Jukon or Junko: its short but sweet,
Jamie (Judas): Nob off you little shit... Leave me to my studies.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh. We're talking about anime, two seconds after saying anime is weird."
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: LIKE YOUR DICK
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll watch that with you some time."
GN Austin: Ok dude, your voice may be sexy, but that doesn't b=mean you cn be a dick!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Actually if Morgan freeman was a duck to me if be happy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Dick*
Jukon or Junko: well the 2nd one I watched was Attack of the Tentacles at Super High School
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god."
Jukon or Junko: Some shit liek that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That could not have Ben good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Been*
Jukon or Junko: I was scarred
Jamie (Judas): Did... you just call me sexy?
GN Austin: That's not the point.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds kinky."
Jamie (Judas): Don't change the subject on me.
GN Austin: Too late.
Jamie (Judas): Whatever, I said NOB OFF.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Was it kinky?"
GN Austin: ...fine
Jukon or Junko: -looks at AD with a horrofied face- Not even the Wolf scared me as much
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD:walks in Judas: CAN I CUT YOUR HEAD OF FOR FREE DEVIL DEALS?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god."
GN Austin: ((He might do that))
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles further, pressing his head further into their chest.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's terrifying. Why'd you watch it?"
Jukon or Junko: I thought it was goig to be as good as OPM
GN Austin: ((Also Yazan nice callback to a while back))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well you were very incorrect."
Jukon or Junko: I didn't know that anime twas that fucked up
Jukon or Junko: -starts dosing off-
Jukon or Junko: ((g2g
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ad: no I need my head Judas: CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A HIRN FOR A 1.5 DAMAGE MULTIPLIER?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Horn*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know you got me petty..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: lies her Brest with one of his horns.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Horny."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Pokes*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Lies))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How phone))
Azazel: ((brest))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm going to sleep soon I'm too tired to grammar and spell))
GN Austin: ((boob))
Jukon or Junko: -chuckles as she falls alseep-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Booby))
Jukon or Junko: (later
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Goodnight..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: falls asleep still lying on their chest.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good night Hily fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Olny))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Holy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sleep time bye))
Azazel: ((I feel like doing something, but then all my plans go to hell basically.))
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GN Austin: ((night night))
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Jukon or Junko: ((Sleep my friends
Jukon or Junko: ((For your saturdays is starting as mine comes to a close
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Jukon or Junko: -Wakes up and puts the movie back on. Cuddles with her goat
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Jukon or Junko: (Morning
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: ((guda mornang
Jukon or Junko: (Hey frisky
: ((Hi!))
Jukon or Junko: ((So your thoughts?
Bondertale: (yo)
: ((On what happened last night?))
Jukon or Junko: ((Yep
: ((It will likely fit into my plans, so I'd say pretty good.))
Jukon or Junko: ((Funny thing is thay AD started it
Jukon or Junko: ((Thought itd never happen
: ((Yeah, that was interesting.))
: ((It hasn't even been a week since his boyfriend died, and he's already having sex with Jukon.))
Jukon or Junko: ((Well I say IC time moves faster than irl
: ((True.))
: ((It does.))
: ((It would be at least similar to IRL time, though.))
Jukon or Junko: ((Slar wants young toriel to give birth to asriel already
Bondertale: (timelines for our characters just do their own thing until they smash together when they interact)
: ((Oh, wow.))
: ((Yeah.))
Bondertale: (I'm not surprised)
Jukon or Junko: ((And she has been prggets for like 2 weeks irl
: ((Well, he wouldn't wait nine literal months.))
Jukon or Junko: (CaU the RP game, now plays in real time
: ((Oh boy.))
Bondertale: (nopls)
Jukon or Junko: ((Only if I become my char
: ((Hm..))
: ((Hyper IS going to be gone at some point, so I would need to come up with a new and fun character to play.))
: ((This is a predicament!))
Jukon or Junko: (So youre gonna perma death him?
: ((At some point
: ((He was supposed to permadie at one point from the beginning.))
Bondertale: (he's on his last life)
: ((Exactly.))
Bondertale: (i dunno how the heck you're gonna do this. It has to be big. Totally, utterly irreversible.)
: ((Oh, I know how to make him suffer. I know where to poke his weak spots. I know where to destroy him. It's all how you play the cards, my friend.))
Bondertale: (well, unless you rule 2 it up, that just makes the death sad, not irreversible.)
: ((Rule two? Nah, that would get me a huge warning. I know what to do, and how to make it irreversible.))
Jukon or Junko: (Yeah dont pull something stupid like thay
: ((Don't worry, I'm not that stupid.))
: ((I plan out my deaths if I ever want to kill a character.))
: ((I improve on the deaths over a period of time.))
: ((Then I go through with my final plans.))
Jukon or Junko: ((The thing is, did you seevwhat Jukon asked AD two days ago?
: ((Mm?))
: ((I believe I've forgotten.))
Jukon or Junko: (She asked him to be with her and Hyper
: ((Mhm.))
: ((What did AD say?))
Jukon or Junko: ((That he would talk to hyper if he evver came back
: ((Ah.))
: ((Hopefully he lives up to his word.))
Jukon or Junko: ((I think AD believes Hype is dead
: ((Me too.))
Jukon or Junko: ((Which is why he went to Jukon
Jukon or Junko: ((He needs comfort
: ((Yes! Exactly what I was thinking.))
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: ((Hello, Slarvath.))
Marty: ((Ello
Marty: ((Yeah yaz
Marty: ((Can we timeline bullshit that?
Marty: ((I aint waiting nine months
Jukon or Junko: ((We have to now, its a new rule
Marty: ((Wait what
Jukon or Junko: ((also killing Hyper for story wise makes sense,
Jukon or Junko: (jk
Jukon or Junko: ((jk to the timeline
Marty: ((I mean I was still gonna wait a bit
Marty: ((Imma beat lisa now
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Marty: likes that
Jukon or Junko: ((yea thats fine, I'm just joikng
: ((slarvath wait
: ((check yo PMs
Marty: ((Time to fight the guy who screwed a 8 year old
: ((10/10
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Jukon or Junko: ((So I am fine with Hype perma dying
Jukon or Junko: ((Wow that was delayed
Dr. Fintevious: -checks on Tori
: Yazan [Jukon or Junko] is now Yazan [Dr. Fintevious].
Dr. Fintevious: How are you doing?
Bondertale: prolly alright, 'Cause she's asleep.
: ((Hyper's multiple deaths are a way of me telling something. When he comes back for the final time, that thing I've been trying to tell will be very clear!))
Marty: ((My god
: ((slarvath knows part of it
Marty: ((Oooh fuck thats a twist
: ((oh boy
Marty: ((I aint sayin it because chime
Marty: ((Do I kill the little fuckface?
Marty: ((I wanna
Marty: ((But I don't know if I should
Bondertale: (which little fuck face?)
Marty: ((Can't say
Marty: ((Is a massive spoiler
Dr. Fintevious: ((you know I'm surprised Garth hasn't ran into Jukon
Bondertale: (why would you say that and then not specify the little fuck face in question)
: ((they would be beeeeeeeest budsssss
Bondertale: (that's just ruse)
Bondertale: (Garth: "I drew porn f you" )
Marty: ((Oh god
Marty: ((Ohhhh god
: ((Jukon: oh bby
: ((also
Marty: ((This is crazy
Bondertale: (Jukon: "Fucking sweet!" )
: ((oh boy
Dr. Fintevious: -doesn't bother her, but lies down on the bed
Dr. Fintevious: ((Jukon: this better be good porn for me to stay naked for like 4 hours
: ((I can imagine Slarvath loading the family shotgun and aiming it at his computer. "THIS IS CRAZYY"
Dr. Fintevious: ((what type of shotgun?
: ((the Fuckgun 5000
Dr. Fintevious: -Cuddles up to the sleeping tori-
: ((invention in the 1850s by F.L. Slarvathio
Dr. Fintevious: ( you mean Mossberg 500 right?
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: ((totally
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: ((hi ad
Dr. Fintevious: (oi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ay))
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: ((back at it again with fucking the fish
: ((lel jk
Jukon or Junko: ((hey at least Jukon puts effort into having sex
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still asleep, snuggles up to them.
: ((of course
Asriel_Dreemurr: Snuggled*
: ((hyper used to try a long time ago
Jukon or Junko: -woke up a bit ago and turned the movie back on
: ((but that's not him anymore
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Jukon or Junko: -still topless
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy."
Jukon or Junko: Mornin AD
Jukon or Junko: sleep wel?l
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How are you?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jukon or Junko: Good
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How did you sleep?"
Jukon or Junko: a bit sore, but I'm fine
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."
Jukon or Junko: pretty well,
Jukon or Junko: I wanted to finish the movie so I put itback on
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Glad you like that movie."
Jukon or Junko: -its nearly over-
Jukon or Junko: Yeah Ba-be
Jukon or Junko: YEah
Asriel_Dreemurr: snickers.
Marty: ((Okie
Marty: ((Got the bad ending
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You gonna start saying that?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((In what))
Marty: ((LISA
Jukon or Junko: it works doesn't it?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure does."
Jukon or Junko: tell me Austin Dreemurr
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Jukon or Junko: Do I make you randy? do I make you horny baby do i?
Jukon or Junko: -is doing a fake british accent
: ((cool
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think I answered that yesterday, but to reiterate, yes."
Jukon or Junko: considering you stabbed my lovely breasts with yuor horns
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It was a friendly poke.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I could have stabbed them."
: ((* There are visible blood stains on Jukon's breasts.
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: eh I've been through worse
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: oh shit what))
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: You were drunk you idiot!
: ((AD: shiiiittttt
Jukon or Junko: and ruin this perfection?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I would never."
Jukon or Junko: especially with that rule you made last night
: ((AD makes the CaU rules IC
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
Jukon or Junko: the one where I have to be topless when I'm here
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thats not a rule, just a recommendation."
Jukon or Junko: oh yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also my parents come here a lot."
Marty: ((Watched the good ending
Marty: ((It's the same as the bad ending :P
Marty: ((With more dialog
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kek))
Jukon or Junko: there not just gonna barge in on us are they?
: ((10/10
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You know what game I want to get))
: ((sex
Jukon or Junko: I mean I know what I said about Toriel, but I'm over that now
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yes, but not yet. I want enter the gungeon))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They knock."
: ((Jar Jar Binks' sex dungeon?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also please don't be sexual with my mother."
Jukon or Junko: ((-Asgore and Toriel barge it- Son how ar.......
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nah, Enter the guneon))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's like Nuclear throne and Isaac had a baby))
: ((coooool
Jukon or Junko: well if I'm going to be staying here, I better meet them soon
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Look it up, it's pretty cool))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They might come soon."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((*rapidly teaches self how to play Toriel and Asgore*))
Marty: ((You know who knows all the gotes?
Marty: ((This guuuuuy
Marty: ((Also, hard mode ending is awesome
Marty: ((Just watched it
: ((I know how to roleplay goats if needed.))
Jukon or Junko: ((you're tell me slarv that a game developer put no effort into making different endings?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Did you denipple your daughter))
Marty: ((I did not denipple her
Jukon or Junko: I guess we should shower
Jukon or Junko: well smell like sex
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jukon or Junko: we smell*
Marty: ((Time to go start on the sequel
Jukon or Junko: -gets up- care to join?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: I rate that 7.8 out of 10 to much sweat.))
Marty: ((LISA: The Joyful
: ((slarv go eat a sausage first
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I have to be so perfect timing))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Brb*
Jukon or Junko: -heads to the shower and gets cleaned up, probably does a few naughty things too-
Jukon or Junko: -with AD of course-
Asriel_Dreemurr: is probably going to take considerably longer than Jukon because he has a whole furry body to shampoo))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Jukon or Junko: -will help and stay-
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Jukon or Junko: ((I just thought of something funny for old jukon
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: ((Mmm?))
Jukon or Junko: ((she gave anyone who slept with her a couple of STDS
Jukon or Junko: ((likely AIDS too
: ((wowwww
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Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: hey Erron you got the clap
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Jukon or Junko: ((and likely AIDS, go she a doctor
: ((Erron: SHIT
Asriel_Dreemurr: finishes up, and walks out, grabbing a towel, and begins to do the lengthy process of drying himself.
Jukon or Junko: ((and B10 died from AIDs
: ((AD should get a hair drier
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Robot AIDS))
Jukon or Junko: -holds the hair dyer
: ((Hyper doesn't have robot AIDS
Jukon or Junko: drier*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "that helps."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks."
Jukon or Junko: Yup
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Jukon or Junko: ((actually B10 died becuase she was stupid enough to try and fight the Wolf)
: ((rip
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes like thirty minutes to dry himself.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is also a bit more floofy with the freshly washed fur.
Jukon or Junko: ((gets her fanciest cloths she owns, cargo pants and a tank top))
Jukon or Junko: ((ops that was IC
Jukon or Junko: next time I'm snuggling with you immediately after you dry up and floof like that
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Asriel_Dreemurr: puts on a pair of jeans, and a cyan and blue stripped sweater.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alrighty."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It takes ages but there's results."
Jukon or Junko: how do I look? -combs her hair and ponytails it-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pretty good."
Jukon or Junko: my nips bleeding through my top?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jukon or Junko: shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: don't worry I have a bra))
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: YOU CHEATING SACK OF SHIT
: ((that's ironic
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How big are your shirts? I think a seated would hide it more till we can get you something."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Sweater*
Jukon or Junko: ((how tall is AD? Jukon is 6'3
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((>Hyper walks in to his house "Hey, I'm b- AD YOU CUNT"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is taller, around 6'7"
Asriel_Dreemurr: is taller by a littl.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure it would fit you."
Jukon or Junko: -is muscular and not sterioded up, does have a 2 pack though- I'd say medium to large
Jukon or Junko: 6 pack*
Jukon or Junko: ((how the fuck did I fuck that up?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((JUKON REVIVED HIM?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HOOOLY SHIT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Jukon or Junko: ((gdi
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets another sweater. It's the original green and yellow-is striped one.
Voice Hyper: * Truthfully, he would be sad, happy, and full of guilt if he found AD cheating on him.
Jukon or Junko: -takes it and puts it on, its fits fine, if a touch bit large
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Looks great on you."
Female Asriel: welcome to hell
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You look like me."
: ((what
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If I was a fish."
Jukon or Junko: and I chick
Jukon or Junko: and a*
Jukon or Junko: itches a bit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Admit it, I could pass for a girl on looks alone."
Jukon or Junko: I thought you were a girl when I first meet you
Jukon or Junko: the 2nd time I meet you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh wow."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "See?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, the sweater does that."
Jukon or Junko: you're too damn cute
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I?0
: ((AD turns into a gundam
Jukon or Junko: nearly gave me a heart attack when I first saw you as child
: ((Jukon: that's still hot
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD then goes omega Flowey))
Jukon or Junko: ((I'd fuck a gundam
Jukon or Junko: ((you know I'm a big gundam fan right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jukon: guess I'm gonna have to try the tentacle stuff))
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: gotta get into that COCKpit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet I'd look even better as hyper gote."
Jukon or Junko: now I've seen hyper goat before
Jukon or Junko: that is my dream right there
Jukon or Junko: you can have whatever you want if you get into that form somehow
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "If we could somehow get Fintevious to help us make that stuff from the fallen."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, you can do bounties and then use that I think."
Jukon or Junko: I don't know
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It made me go Hyper. Actually that's stupid it lasted like ten minutes."
Jukon or Junko: I don't remember that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You weren't there."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It was when we fought WDG."
Jukon or Junko: oh
Jukon or Junko: take Fin or Eline there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What we'd need is souls, and I'm not hurting anyone for my own needs."
Jukon or Junko: maybe they can do something
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll ask."
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes Jukon back to the living room, and sits down on the couch again.
Jukon or Junko: -lies down with her head on his lap-
Jukon or Junko: any idea when they are coming?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I do-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: *the door gets knocked on.
Bondertale: (msparp is very confused)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Give me a minute))
Bondertale: (it says 'invalid date' before every post)
Marty: ((666 kill chopdeluze is playing
Marty: ((chopdeluze
Marty: ((fucking chopdeluze
Jukon or Junko: 9k
Jukon or Junko: (k
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Jukon or Junko: -is cuddiling up to AD-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to get the door.
Toriel_Dreemurr: ((test))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Functional enough))
Bondertale: tori yawns, getting up. "Good morning, doctor." frisk and bazzy were evidently not sleeping that great, as the energy of that alone got them awake as well.
Marty: ((OH SHIT
: ((what
Bondertale: (do we get Azzy's gotemum? )
Bondertale: (ad I mean)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((If I do it right))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yes))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((If I fuck it up))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Which I probably will))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No))
Dr. Fintevious: hello dear
Dr. Fintevious: did you sleep well?
Bondertale: (i dunno h you fuck It up but whatever)
Asriel_Dreemurr: opens the door, and greet Toriel, no Asgore, and leads her inside.
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Bondertale: "I can't complain." she said, smiling back at him.
: ((i'm searching up literal disorders right now just to get a good idea of what to roleplay
: ((also hi DD
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Because I don't know how to roleplay Toriel))
Azazel: (( DD's fucking pissed ))
: ((why
Marty: ((Hoi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Over obsessive and protective mother))
Bondertale: (?)
: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks into the living room with Toriel.
Dr. Fintevious: good
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is Jukon."
Bondertale: (whasser ish DANGIT dingus)
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Jukon or Junko: -stands up- Hello Mrs. Dreemurr -offers her hand-
DamnDude: (( MSParp please ))
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Bondertale: (is it giving you that 'invalid date' bullshit?)
DamnDude: (( Alright, so I set asked my parents to wake me up in the morning because I had my last AP extra session. ))
Bondertale: (oky)
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, hello there, Jukon."
Marty: ((WOW OK
DamnDude: (( Neither of them woke me up, and my phone decided to basically fuck me and not play my back up alarms. ))
Toriel_Dreemurr: *She extends a hand to shake Jukons.
Bondertale: bazzy gets up groggily. "Good for you, mom. Me and frisk didn't even get a bed until after we'd fallen asleep." Toriel looked sympathetically. "Sorry. I should have thought of that."
Marty: ((YOU'RE LIKE 7
: ((I'm surprised Toriel isn't dead yet
Toriel_Dreemurr: "It's nice to meet you. Asriel talked a lot about you."
Dr. Fintevious: we could have gotten them a bed
DamnDude: (( ...So now I basically lost an assignment for two classes because nothing can go to plan when I account for everything... ))
Jukon or Junko: all the bad stuff right?
Toriel_Dreemurr: *She chuckles.
Toriel_Dreemurr: "No, not really. Mostly good things."
Jukon or Junko: thats good
: ((Jukon: mostly?
Jukon or Junko: Wait
Jukon or Junko: mostly?
: ((Toriel: Asriel told me how much of an asshataholic you are.
: ((Jukon: *pulls out shotgun* no
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: well its true
: ((Toriel: oh dear lord my child
Toriel_Dreemurr: "He told me you had an alcohol dependency, and got into some fights."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I didn't say dependency."
Jukon or Junko: yeah...hes been helping me with that
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Which I think is great. He told me that you weren't a bad person, nor do I think you're one."
Bondertale: "And you did, after we went to sleep. Whatever. This isn't worth arguing about." he stood up, stretching. Frisk followed him, looking towards the door awkwardly.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((*chose white because he was too lazy to find hex for a purple*))
Dr. Fintevious: Asgore hasn't gotten worse which is the first good sign
Jukon or Junko: Thanks
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "That is a good sign."
Toriel_Dreemurr: "I assume you slept at his house yesterday?"
Toriel_Dreemurr: "I say that, because I'm surprised we haven't met already."
Jukon or Junko: -kinds of glances nervously at AD-
Jukon or Junko: Yeah
Jukon or Junko: I don't really have a house
Toriel_Dreemurr: *She didn't say that in any bad way, was just asking.
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Ah, alright. You two are in a relationship, no?"
Jukon or Junko: I moved around a lot
Jukon or Junko: ....-glances again at AD-
Dr. Fintevious: we can head back to the bar if you like
Asriel_Dreemurr: glances back.
Jukon or Junko: define relationship
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Must I give a definition for that? I'm asking just if you two are together."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jukon: don't sass me woman))
Jukon or Junko: yyyyeesssss?
Toriel_Dreemurr: "That's nice."
Toriel_Dreemurr: *she looks happy about it.
Jukon or Junko: ((Toriel: glad hes with a lass, I want grandchildren
Toriel_Dreemurr: "It's honestly about time."
Bondertale: Frisk nodded, walking towards the door. "I suppose we shall, then."
Toriel_Dreemurr: *She chuckles.
: ((Toriel: I'll probably die before I get to have grandchildren, though
Asriel_Dreemurr: rolls his eyes.
Jukon or Junko: ((Toriel is also old fashioned, "he better not be dating any guys
: ((Hyper saw Toriel once, she was chill
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Toriel would be "I don't like gays", find out Asriel is gay, then become a gay rights activist.))
Dr. Fintevious: wanna stop in and see Asgore or just head back?
Jukon or Junko: Yeah
: ((AD is bisexual at this point
Jukon or Junko: about time
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Jukon or Junko: -gives a smug look at AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: glares at Jukon, smiling a bit.
Bondertale: Toriel hmmed. "I don't know. What do you think, doctor?"
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Marty: ((Alright
Marty: ((Thats enough LISA for today
Toriel_Dreemurr: "May I ask how far this relationship has gotten?"
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Young Toriel: has gone next to gorey in the night, holding his hand
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Stop choosing between your daughters nipples and play a sane game))
Jukon or Junko: Movies so far
: ((Jukon: and hot, steamy sex
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Was it a date?"
Dr. Fintevious: I think it helps him
: ((Toriel: Oh my
Jukon or Junko: Yea, as close to one as I ever have been
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Toriel: k den dats nasty bye))
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: He fucked my brains out Tori
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Asriel, to my knowledge hadn't been on a date before."
Azazel: fell asleep outside King Asgore's room. He quickly gets up and looks at the bounty list he has remaining. Seems like he's not going to have this list for much longer.
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "Then perhaps we should." she walked out, going towards wherever asgore was
Jukon or Junko: Nor have I, we just made it up as we went
YoungKingAsgore: .....-his breathing is labored-
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Well, it was very nice meeting you, Jukon. I have to get go now, I just came to stop by, but I do have one more question. I'd rather you two answered it honestly, as it won't change my views on either of you."
Dr. Fintevious: -leads Btale to Asgore-
Bondertale: (jukon: "No dates, but loooots of fucking" )
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Has this relationship gotten intimate in any way?"
Jukon or Junko: -glances at AD-
Bondertale: toriel enters the room. "Hello, dear." she said, to ytori.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: just blushes a bit.
Young Toriel: is holding his hand, she's clearly been crying. Azzy is gone
Jukon or Junko: we've know each other for a long time despite just now dating
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Toriel_Dreemurr: *she is listening.
The White Wolf: -has never left the room-
Asriel_Dreemurr: whispers to Jukon "are you gonna continue that thought"
Jukon or Junko: yes
Bondertale: "Where has Asriel gone? Did he go to sleep?"
Jukon or Junko: yes we have
Azazel: follows in behind the group, although he tries to stick to the shadows at this point.
Toriel_Dreemurr: *she nods. She doenst look angry, nor does she look disappointed in any way.
Jukon or Junko: ((slarv did Shin see where FabAs went
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Thank you for being honest."
Toriel_Dreemurr: "I best be going, now. I'll see you two later, sometime."
Jukon or Junko: I owe him much more than that
Jukon or Junko: goodbye
Young Toriel: ((He just left sometime during the night
The White Wolf: He left during the night
: ((<"Asriel, to my knowledge, has never gone on a date before."
The White Wolf: where he is now, I do not know
Young Toriel: I came here this morning... I-I didn't see him
Toriel_Dreemurr: *she kisses Asriel on the head, and says "goodbye my child."
Toriel_Dreemurr: "Goodbye, Jukon."
: ((#totallybullshit
Jukon or Junko: Goodbye, it was nice to meet you
Toriel_Dreemurr: *she walks out of the house and leaves.
YoungKingAsgore: ......-is zoned out-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who said he told Toriel))
: ((nobody
Azazel: ((Jukon: Now back to the sex))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well then."
: ((that's why i put
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She was nice, right?"
Jukon or Junko: That could have gone worse
Jukon or Junko: yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, it doesn't help that you weren't wearing a bra."
Dr. Fintevious: we should find him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You need to go clothes shopping."
Bondertale: Toriel sighed, walking over to asgore. She wasn't entirely certain what to do, or say. "...Well. This is something I'm likely going to need to say after you wake up, as well. But...i'm sorry. For how I've treated you. And your wife. And...well..." she sighed. "Just in general, I suppose. I don't know if you can hear me. If what I'm saying matters. But if you can, just know: I'm sorry."
Jukon or Junko: I never really needed one before
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but now you have huge boobs, gonna need a bra."
Jukon or Junko: there not as bug as your moms
Jukon or Junko: big*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "oh my god."
Azazel: ((...Toriel has bug boobs confirmed?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't hit on my mom."
: ((Hyper: -walks into the room- ..oh.. I'll just leave you guys. I'm not needed here. -he walks right back out-
Jukon or Junko: I won't
YoungKingAsgore: -closes his eyes-
Young Toriel: A-asgore...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hyper comes back and walks into Asriels room to see him and Jukon are sexing))
Young Toriel: is like 5 months in or something idk
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."
Bondertale: "" she looked back at Fintevious.
Jukon or Junko: ((sounds fair))
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her.
Jukon or Junko: -huges back
Azazel: remains silent.
Jukon or Junko: I love you anywats
Jukon or Junko: anyways*
Dr. Fintevious: -nods his head- that should due
Bondertale: (you know, we don't necessarily know that monster birthing cycles are the same speed as human's)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Speaking of which, we should probably either get some clothes now or you have to have a little bit poking out when we return."
Bondertale: (maybe it's just a few weeks for them)
Dr. Fintevious: we should go find FabAsriel
Jukon or Junko: ((doubt it, if anything its likely longer considering population
Bondertale: "...okay." she said, walking out. Frisk and Asriel followed her. "I just hope he can make it through this."
: ((If Hyper found AD and Jukon sexing, he wouldn't be shocked or surprised.))
Young Toriel: Please... stay with me...
Young Toriel: has clearly been crying
Bondertale: (well, that's not necessarily the case. Maybe their births are quick, but uncommon.)
Jukon or Junko: lets get this over with
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
YoungKingAsgore: -has a weak grip-
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Bondertale: " Fintevious, you go looking. I'll stay here with her for a while."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay brb and when I get back they can have bought her clothes.
Dr. Fintevious: alright
: ((hello anonymous person
Dr. Fintevious: -nods to shin and leaves-
The White Wolf: -nods back-
Young Toriel: ((Hiya Maus
Young Toriel: ((I invited people
: ((Over Shamchat?))
Young Toriel: ((Over discord
: ((Okay then, good.))
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Dr. Fintevious: -goes look for FabAss-
Jukon or Junko: looking*
Azazel: ((FabAss.))
: ((Wonderful.))
Azazel: ((10/10 -Would type again))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ik back))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm*))
Bondertale: toriel sits next to ytori. "I know this will sound silly to ask, but it's the only real way I can think of starting this conversation: are you okay, dear?"
Azazel: decides completing a bounty would be in his best interest, and quickly sneaks out of the room.
Jukon or Junko: (l
Jukon or Junko: -bought a lot of tactical clothing instead of normal stuff
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns back to the house.
Young Toriel: I don't know...
Young Toriel: I don't know what's happening to him...
Jukon or Junko: like what I got?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jukon or Junko: Cargo pants,
Jukon or Junko: tank tops
Jukon or Junko: and thats really it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think you look good in a sweater."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And bras right."
Jukon or Junko: -sighs- yes
Bondertale: Toriel shook her head. "I don't know, either. But we need to stay strong, as much as he does. If this truly is brought upon by his depression, us getting depressed over it can't be helping."
Jukon or Junko: plus some normal clothing
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Put on whatever you'd like."
Young Toriel: ((Yo mag
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And we'll head back to the bar."
Young Toriel: ((If you wanna change character, click the three bars at the top
Jukon or Junko: I'm putting a bra on, but no underwear
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who are you talking to))
Young Toriel: ((Le anon
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why though?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It make pants much more comfortable."
: ((AD then makes a book about grammar errors.))
Jukon or Junko: -gets the usual on, cargo pants and tank top on
Jukon or Junko: when you got a flopping dick sure
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, like it's true always.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Even without a dick."
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Jukon or Junko: fine
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh that anon is gonna gtfo isn't he))
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: ((two anonymous people oh dear lord
Bondertale: (how would you l ow)
??: ((ARE YOU- oh right login))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayynon))
Jukon or Junko: -strips and puts underwear on, gets dressed-
: ((Also, Slarvath just died.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kek))
Bondertale: (welcome to our special hell)
: ((You're fucked.))
??: (Brb gonna log in do stuff.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K))
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Jukon or Junko: ((I'm gonna go to bed, its late here
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good night))
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Jukon or Junko: ((you can make Jukon be with AD if need be
Young Toriel: just holds his hand close, tearing up
Jukon or Junko: (night lads
: ((Next time I kill Hyper, he'll get eaten by a lion, fell in some quicksand, and maybe even have him get ran over by a crappy purple Scion.))
: ((Also, gn Yazan.))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: returns to the bar, and sits with Jukon.
: ((A wild Maus.))
**: (Got that fixed... Time for sheets.)
: ((Quick, get a mousetrap!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, everyone."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HAH))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BECAUSE IT IS MOUSE))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HAH))
**: (PFFFT this maus is too- Cheese!)
Young Toriel: ((Welp
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((*coughs up blood*))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Anyways))
Young Toriel: ((I have character commands
**: (Noted.)
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Voice Hyper: ((ooh
❀ Frisk: ((character
Marty: ((Lets do this
Frisky: ((commands
Marty: walks in through the anydoor
Marty: sits at the bar
**: (Ill get to the sheet on my pc, will be back!)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."
: ((Alrighty!))
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: (( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Marty: ...
Marty: drinky drinks
Marty: ignores the stupid goat kid
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy?"
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: Maus [**] is now Pz.Kpfw. VIII Maus [Maus].
: ((That's a whole lotta Maus.))
Maus: (That bugged me.)
Marty: goes over and sits on the couch
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is you do any /me it will use the username rather rehab the character name))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Just being clear))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's your name?"
Marty: is
Maus: (Oh okay... Okay... Like chatzy only with... Yea. Gotcha.)
Marty: takes another sip
Marty: Marty.
: ((I like using the * symbol when I want to roleplay what my characters do.))
: ((For example, "* He did stuff!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nice to meet you, Marty."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm Asriel."
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Maus: (Gotcha)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I change my username to the character name))
Asriel_Dreemurr: can do this because of that.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's because I'm incredibly lazy))
: ((AD is lazy OOC and IC.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Tru))
Bondertale: tori shakes her head, gently grabbing acting ytori on the shoulder. "I'll be on the bar if you need me, dear." she stood up, walking out.
: Pz.Kpfw. VIII Maus [Maus] is now Maus [Maus].
Marty: ...
Maus: (There. Better?)
Marty: drinks more booze
: ((That's fine.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's really a matter of opinion))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But yeah, that's fine))
Young Toriel: O-ok...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not much for conversation, huh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans back.
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: ((Next thing you know, AD falls asleep.))
: ((Anywho, Maus, there are more people that come here, but they just haven't come yet.))
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: ((Wowie, RIP.
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Marty: ((Wowee
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Asriel_Dreemurr: falls asleep kek.
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Marty: ((My god
Marty: ((My god
Marty: ((My actual god
Marty: ((Mi corozon
Marty: ((Toby did it
Marty: ((He fuckin did it
Marty: ((The absolute madman
Marty: ((Fuckin did it
Marty: ((Did it
Marty: ((He so did it
Marty: ((Goddamn
Marty: ((He did it, the word of the dog
Marty: ((FUCK
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Bondertale: (soriel confirmed?)
Bondertale: (Wasser ish?)
Marty: ((No
Marty: ((Nonono, that was the joke account
Marty: ((Thank god
Marty: ((Thank god that was the joke account
Bondertale: (dude what is your fucking problem)
Marty: ((wut
: ((RIP Slarvath.))
Bondertale: (what the hell are/were you freaking out about)
Marty: ((I still have my hopes and dreams
Marty: ((Shipping
Marty: ((I was caught off guard
: ((What kind of shipping?))
Marty: ((I hope that was the joke account
Marty: ((Because if toby actually tweeted that
Bondertale: (even if soriel was confirmed canon, why should it matter? Just fucking)
Bondertale: (canon has never stopped a ship before)
: ((What did the tweet say?))
Marty: ((Wasnt confirming soriel
Marty: (( it's in this, apparently the original is gone
Marty: ((That aint the joke account
Marty: ((Fuck
Marty: ((Looks like bitter resentment is canon now, hooraaaayyyy
Bondertale: (asgore done did kill some chilluns)
Bondertale: (but again)
Bondertale: (who gives a fuck)
Marty: ((I like the rest of the post
Marty: ((The rest is real nice
Bondertale: (canon is to shipping as bananas are to the flying of a plane)
Bondertale: (i.e. Entirely irrelevant)
Marty: ((Real nice πŸ‘Œ
: ((roleplay your worst character in order to sooth this pain
Marty: ((It was in such a nice spot
Marty: ((Given UT's regular ending it could have gone either way
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Marty: ((Azzy we got some baaaaaad news
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((heat))
Marty: ((>heat
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What*))
Marty: ((Torgore is dead
Marty: ((Not only that
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip))
Marty: ((Actually only that
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip))
Marty: ((Soriel is not confirmed thank god
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Marty: ((But it's still dead
: ((Actually, Toby did confirm Soriel
: ((over five thousand years from now
: ((The Soriel-Prevention cult created by Slarvath's grandson killed Toby
Bondertale: (literally-why are you people worrying about thiz)
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Marty: ((I'm bored
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Voice Hyper: * Somewhere, he's.. uh.. I have no idea what he's doing.
Marty: ((Technically he didn't deconfirm shit
Marty: ((He just said that's the state at the end of the TP ending
Marty: ((So yaaaay
Marty: ((Back to delusion town
Marty: ((*goes back to delusion town*
: ((or Toriel could be single
: ((forever
Marty: ((Probably
Marty: ((Or T O R I S K
Marty: ((No
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: ((or Taaron
: ((Toriel x Aaron
Marty: ((Bad no
Marty: ((BUT HEY
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Hushpuppy: ((I'm so confused what that was about
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Marty: ((Shit
Bondertale: (Slarv panicked because his OTP was deconfirmed even though canon doesn't fucking matter in shipping)
Hushpuppy: ((Ah ok
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Marty: ((Canon is important
Paul T.: ((Yeah it's a good camera brand))
Marty: ((Hi B
Marty: ((Well no matter, I will still hold out hopes and dreams
Paul T.: ((So Slarvath, how's Project Incubation going?))
Marty: ((Good
Marty: ((I've been passive forcing all day
Marty: ((For a few days
Paul T.: ((Fuck gtg))
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Hushpuppy: ((I'm still exploring this site a bit because I just recently joined it
Hushpuppy: ((So I'm still confused on a lot of it
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Marty: ((Well
Marty: ((I mean, toby deconfirmed soriel too
Marty: ((Meaning they are equally not happening
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Bondertale: (and yet I still passively ship it because canon doesn't goddamn matter in shipping)
Marty: ((We shall see...
Marty: ((When the comics come out, we shall see...
Azazel: (("It's been 3000 years, but the comics are released."))
Bondertale: (the comics come out the same day as half life 3)
Runner: ((FFFF))
Runner: ((I gotta go in the OOC room because it's pining me shits happened there))
Runner: ((Oh right it's full of gore))
Marty: ((Is that my gore?
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Runner: Now I need to check the boden room))
Runner: (([sub]Oh[/sub]))
Marty: ((Oh?
Runner: ((Nevermind))
Runner: ((So, what's happening?))
Marty: ((Long ooc ranting
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Fabriel: is nowhere around the castle
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Runner: ((What Castle))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( oh we're ranting? )[/color]
Bondertale: are in the bar now so whatever
Fabriel: asgers castle
Fabriel: opens the anydoor, falling flat on his face as he does so
Fabriel: ((No rant pls
Fabriel: ((Iss over now
Bondertale: (he what's the castle)
Fabriel: ((What castle
Fabriel: is on ground
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Yeah, I'm most likely not gonna be here today[/color]
Fabriel: is in the bar
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Runner: ((TFW your soundcloud playlist hits Mogolovania))
Fabriel: ((Doot doot
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]Delta rolls into the bar. Beep. "Hello, patrons."[/color]
Bondertale: okay
Bondertale: are as well
Fabriel: wow ok
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( my main concern about parp is how upsetting /me is )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( rant concluded )[/color]
Runner: ((Well you aren't supposed to use /me))
Runner: ((Thats an entirely OOC command))
Runner: ((For derping around))
Fabriel: ((Welp
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( XD )[/color]
Runner: See lad, you're supposed to do what I do and just type out your shit with out any fancy commands.
Runner: And, Laharl said, through Runner's messages. "You're supposed to do this for talking."
Fabriel: is still lying on the floor
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]Real RP standards. Terra punches the wall out of anger due to the inappropriate use of /me.[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( Like people from a "real" RP group come in and just go "tsk tsk tsk" )[/color]
Fabriel: ((Thats the people i invited
Bondertale: wait he's lying on the floor wat
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( wow ok then )[/color]
Runner: ((Me and Myth are those people))
Fabriel: fell flat on his face upon opening the anydoor you dumb
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]"..."[/color]
Runner: ((I see you fools going -Jumps- or *Jumps and I facepalm))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I cant help but facepalm even though I used to RP like that )[/color]
Runner: ((Also, that second thing isn't meant to show who you are OOC.))
Runner: ((It's meant to be a sort of reference to the character, listing full name and genre/fandom))
Runner: ((And your other bar is a sort of shortened one.))
Runner: ((For example, Runner's would be))
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Bondertale: Toriel blinks in confusion. "Asriel? Are you alright?"
Paul T.: (( Daddy, I had a bad dream." You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness. It's 3:23AM. "Do you want to climb in bed and tell me about it?" "No, Daddy." The oddness of the situation wakes you up more. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?" "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up." For a moment, you feel paralyzed. You can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift. "Baby, you just shut your mouth." David Bowie erupts from the covers, tossing your dead wife's skin aside like one of his famous stage costumes. "David motherfucking Bowie!" you and your daughter scream in unison. "This ain't rock n' roll...this is GENOCIDE!" he screams, materializing a flaming guitar out of the ether and into his hands. He proceeds into a jam session that results in a horrific block fire, killing thirty-seven people. It was hailed by Rolling Stone as the greatest concert of the decade.))
Fabriel: is snoring a bit
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Fabriel: ((What
: Runaway Robot in Disguise, Runner. [Runner] is now High Priest Laharl. [Runner].
Bondertale: (one of the only things that I like in charat more than here is the handling of names and /me)
Fabriel: ((Yup
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( ech[/color]
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Paul T.: (( r/BowiePasta ))
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Runner: ((We were RPing wrong in Charat too))
Paul T.: ((I've got more Bowie Pastas if you want))
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I started RPing how I RP now right when we moved here )[/color]
: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I kinda used it as a way to not RP like a subhuman and because /me sucked )[/color]
Paul T.: ((I also have a pizza box right next to me that says "Hungry Bowie's"))
Paul T.: ((Well, just the lid of the box. No pizza.))
Bondertale: (you can't rp 'wrong' just do it how you want)
Paul T.: (( ))
Runner: ((Okay, sorry, we were RPing like the damn normie hipsters of the RP world))
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Fabriel: ((Im excited for tonight
Fabriel: ((We gon do dis
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Azazel: (( everything has been building up to now. ))
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: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]( I'm prolly not gonna be here today for this[/color]
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Maus: (And boom. got the char stuff down, on the OC sheet)
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Runner: Runner enters the bar, looking like he just got his shit wrecked. "Yo." His staple hoodie's now full of bullet holes, so it's down. Revealing a face that can be described as Nick Valentine.
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: ((Cool.))
: ((Also, RIP MSParp
: ((it crashed for a few seconds for me
Maus: enters the bar, looking around. She seemed quite intimidating, especially with her german accent and tall build, the turret in her right hand seeming heavy, as was the giant blade in her left. Regardless, she stepped in, and took a seat, stashing the weapons away before anyone would take notice and call her out on it.
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: ((Runner juggles a couple batarangs. "Who needs turrets when you have metal bata like these?"))
: (("What's bata?"
: (("The ultimate batarang."
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: (("That doesn't make any sense. There is no ultimate batarang."))
: (("Shut up, I can dream."))
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Maus: ((*Maus blasts apart a castle wall with a single 128mm HE shell* "Can your bata do that?"))
Runner: ((Thats actually pretty damn close to what he would say))
Runner: ((Runner proceeds to just pull a stolen grenade from his pack. "Yes."))
Frisky: (("What is that?"
Frisky: (("A nadenade."
Frisky: (("What is a nadenade?"
Frisky: (("The shitty stolen grenade."
Frisky: (("So that's where nae naes came from?"
Frisky: (("Yes."
Frisky: (("I had to dodge like thirty two superheros in order to get that damn thing."
Bondertale: (he uses them in conjunction with whips from catwoman)
Maus: ((*Maus pulls out her eye in a jar, after putting the turret away*))
Maus: (("What is-"
Maus: ((*points to knife shishkabobbing said eye, which had the optic nerve still attached*))
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Maus: (("And that-?"))
Maus: (("... The knife that pulled it out, requiring surgery for it's removal."))
Fabriel: ((I forgot this tab was open
Frisky: (("Meh, I've seen stranger. For example, I've seen a Gallade and a Gardevoir make out in this very room."))
Fabriel: ((Btale will have a grand old time
Frisky: (("What the hell--"
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Frisky: (("And I've seen a robot and a skeleton along with their two children in this room."))
Frisky: (("How does that work?"
Frisky: (("Welcome to Grillby's, bud."))
Bondertale: (in what? )
Bondertale: (the fight?)
Frisky: (("Absolutely NOTHING makes sense here."
Frisky: (("Uh-huh."
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: [sup]*[/sup]*[sub]*[/sub] Delta: * [color=#D4AF37]([/color]
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Maus: (Maus has some backstory, basically after her arrival to factoria she was thrown into another war, and during the 5th battle of a sucessful campaign she was ambushed... and knife to the eye.)
Frisky: ((That's perfect.))
Frisky: ((Also, that's pretty cool.))
Frisky: ((I like Maus so far.))
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Frisky: ((I would roleplay right now, but my characters are all kind of doing something.))
Frisky: ((One is inside of the head of an Asriel after being torn apart when that so-called Asriel was Flowey, another one is busy just in case her timeline gets reset, and the other one is probably on a date right now.))
Frisky: ((Oh, and my final one is dead.))
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Fabriel: ((Maus were doing a new system of fighting rp
Fabriel: ((Turn based
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Maus: would order a drink, a nice ol german lager, for herself.
Maus: ((I've done RP fights. if you can send the URL for the fight server on discord I can join using Maus, unless you like dogfighting or dodging a ground attacker.))
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Frisky: ((The fighting system is based on LISA.))
Frisky: ((Just sayin'.))
Runner: ((Yeah))
Runner: ((And some things are kinda OP))
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Runner: ((Case in point:Runner's ability, Amplify))
Runner: ((That shit is crazy.))
Maus: (Maus has her invulnerability special that slows her attack speed down, and makes her slow as all hell, but she can still shoot.)
Maus: ((It's temporary however.))
Runner: ((Runner amplifies a joy pill and shit gets BAD.))
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Runner: ((Lets not forget Robo Arigato, which is the equivalent of turning Runner into a Mini Nuke.))
Frisky: ((Hey, the final boss has 100,000 health.))
Frisky: ((That's a lot.))
Frisky: ((You'll need a lot of mini nukes, too.))
Runner: ((Slarv increased it after they realize "Oh fuck I gave RUnner the ability to use a joy pill and mini nuke"))
Frisky: ((Yep.))
Frisky: ((Basically, Runner can fuck some shit up.))
Runner: ((He also doesn't cry, or get poisoned))
Runner: ((Lets not forget has has a luck stat second only to Smol Asriel))
Runner: ((And a high Def, and a high ATK, and a godly Speed.))
Runner: ((Slarv jsut gave him 25 across the board and its amazing))
Frisky: ((Basically, Runner is MLG.))
Runner: ((Yes.))
Runner: ((His entire strategy revolves around turning already powerful items into death machines))
Runner: ((Run out of items? Steal some more, or FUCKING USE EXPLOSION))
Frisky: ((Imagine if Runner amplified a Tsar Bomba.))
Frisky: ((That would end the world.))
Runner: ((I was initially planning for Runner to be light Rikku from FFX))
Runner: ((Low damage output and generally kinda bad, but can steal from enemies without using SP and then use his SP to deal damage with items))
Runner: ((But then Slarv just turned him into a killing machine))
Frisky: ((Mhm.))
Runner: ((I was even planning for him having the "Steal from a Mechanical Enemy kills them" shindig))
Frisky: ((Runner could fucking take Superman head on with a joy pill and Robo Artico.))
Frisky: ((Artigato*
Runner: ((Runner HAS taken Superman head on))
Runner: ((Look in the logs, you'll see that Runner KO'd Superman in one hit with some Kryptonite Brass Knuckles))
Runner: ((Because any good villain has a way to deal with Dues Ex Superman))
Frisky: ((Yep.))
Frisky: ((RIP Superman.))
Runner: ((The way to his hideout also has a hallway made entirely of stolen kryptonite))
Frisky: ((Then let's replace Superman with Galactus.))
Runner: ((Kek))
Frisky: ((Galactus: I WILL EAT THIS WORLD Runner: awww helllll naw *pulls out a joy pill* lezzgo mothafucka
Runner: ((He's also a robot))
Runner: ((How does a robot suffer withdrawal?))
Frisky: ((It practically doesn't.))
Runner: ((And even if he did))
Runner: ((He'd find a way to steal more of it))
Runner: ((Runner sometimes just picks shit up as he wanders, he probably has a small mountain of little blue pills that he doesn't even know are Joy. I mean, he's stolen Gaster Blasters and GNA/Kimmy's shit.))
Frisky: ((I wouldn't be surprised if he has an entire fucking castle composed of metal.))
Runner: ((Have you seen his hideout? It's practically a house made of nothing but scrap metal))
Runner: ((Complete with Bruce Wayne tech and shit))
Frisky: ((Yep.
Frisky: ((I mean, a castle inside of the hideout
Runner: ((Give him a month.))
Runner: ((He'll probably make it eventually.))
Runner: ((And then you have Heather, who will probably be played again in the RPG format, who can practically keep a whole team alive))
Frisky: ((I also bet he has an entire collection of ink, glass, and Laharl's blood from stepping on the glass.))
Runner: ((And is a blissy on crack with her HP stat))
Frisky: ((Hm, yeah.))
Frisky: ((Heather would be a good healer.))
Runner: ((She's meant to be a healer, not a fucking blissey.))
Frisky: ((Yep.))
Runner: ((She's gotten KO'd ONCE. And it was because she got hit with a one-hit-ko attack.))
Frisky: ((Mhm.))
Runner: ((Not to mention Steel Wool, which, kinda OP on its own, is able to block status effects.))
Runner: ((Lol u wanna scare the entire team LOLNOPE.))
Runner: ((Anyway, done ranting))
Runner: ((Wait, one more thing))
Runner: ((Sacrificial Lamb.))
Frisky: ((Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!))
Runner: ((Everyone's dying, Heather is still at near-full HP cause she's damn near impossible to kill))
Frisky: ((Pour Laharl's blood on the lamb, and burn it all.))
Runner: ((Losses 300 HP, which she can get back by just using her healing move, to fully heal two other party members and suddenly turn this entire fight on its fucking head))
Frisky: ((Mhm.))
Runner: ((Okay, done.))
Runner: ((Done ranting about how both of my characters are practically teams on their own))
Frisky: ((Yepper.))
Frisky: ((Now.. where were we?))
Runner: ((Idk))
Runner: ((Lets talk about how you are now breathing manually))
Frisky: ((What does that have to do with anything?))
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Maus: (you bastard.)
Frisky: (("you bastard." -Maus, 2016))
Runner: (( ))
Runner: ((I just now noticed this.))
Frisky: ((Hm.))
Frisky: ((That's interesting.))
Frisky: ((We may have a new suspect for that Gaster account.))
Frisky: ((..Fuckin' Ultima.))
Bondertale: (PLOT TWIST)
Frisky: ((On the same day, too.))
Bondertale: (i actually wouldn't be surprised if Ultima is pathetic enough to obsessively read the logs)
Frisky: ((Well, you never know if the Gaster and Barchar accounts are different.))
Frisky: ((We know they aren't Void, but Ultima could very well be the Gaster one.))
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Bondertale: (hmmm)
Runner: (( ))
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Runner: ((I have no idea whats in that link))
Runner: ((Someone tell me.))
Bondertale: (i think he's LITERALLY the only person who's come here even reasonably often in the history of this room that hasn't been ruled out )
Maus: (guy is checking out a laptop that can fold in half both ways. other guy is like "cool" and tries to do the same with a different laptop. it snaps in half.)
Maus: (cue oh shit moment)
Runner: ((Wait, i've got an oh shit moment))
Runner: (( ))
Runner: ((Wait.))
Runner: ((Someone upvoted WD Gaster, and someone upvoted Ultima))
Bondertale: (BRUH)
Frisky: ((Brruuuhhh.))
Runner: ((I called him out on it on his reddit post))
Bondertale: (wait really wow okay I was mostly joking)
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Runner: ((DD))
Runner: (( Look at this shit ))
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Frisky: ((Slarvath, we found something.))
Bondertale: (i also realized that both the gaster and barchar accounts stopped activity entirely when I started trying to figure out who they were)
Fabriel: ((What
Frisky: ((Laharl post the link
Bondertale: (which makes me feel like, for some reason, the person running them might not really want to be known. Because maybe they're an idiot that got banned.)
Runner: (( ))
Runner: ((Look at this.))
DamnDude: (( Do you have proof that the gaster account is the one that upvoted it? ))
Runner: ((I'm calling it.))
DamnDude: (( I understand everything looks against him, but I don't want to be the asshole here. ))
Fabriel: ((Wowee
Runner: ((w.d Gaster only has one post.))
Fabriel: ((So wd is ultima?
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Fabriel: ((Obvious alt is obvious
Runner: ((I've already taken the asshole blame here because I'm calling Ultima out on it on his post.))
Runner: ((And really, I doubt the one-post alt gives a shit.))
Fabriel: ((I like how everyone thinks their characters are gonna be so op in the final boss fight where everyone can fight
Runner: (( I know, I know, tons of HP))
Runner: ((But still, Runner is a walking nuke, its amazing))
Fabriel: ((And im just here planning the oneshot moves
Runner: (( ))
Fabriel: ((And the whole team paralysis
Runner: ((I'm expecting it to go like that))
DamnDude: (( It's the ones who understand what possibilities their characters' moves can do that thik their gonna be OP. ))
DamnDude: (( I can still tell this is going to be a hard ass battle. ))
Fabriel: ((Corrin is a god
Fabriel: ((Lua will be a god once people start dying
Runner: ((Runner to me feels like a good character, but probably sucks ass because he runs out of SP fast))
DamnDude: (( Talking about Corrin, considering Pair Up hasn't been used yet, I don't mind changing how it works so it isn't as good. ))
Runner: ((Corrin uses Pair Up with Runner, double robo arigato))
Runner: ((Two people get KO'd))
Fabriel: ((Youll need all the overpoweredness you can get
Fabriel: ((Corrin pairs up with gaston
DamnDude: (( Mostly instead of adding all stats, just add Atk and Def considering it's not a full battle transformation. ))
Fabriel: ((Who takes amplified joy
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Maus: gets her beer, and she would down the drink, before looking around the pub curiously.
Maus: (Ew stat based RP)
Maus: (count me out.)
DamnDude: (( Also, does it cost anything to stop pairing up with someone? ))
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Frisky: ((It's pretty fun, though.))
Bondertale: (let's just not amplify joy kthx)
Maus: (I HATE stat based RP. You can easily make a glass cannon in those, and so long as said glass cannon gets the first move advantage the opposition is fucked.)
Fabriel: ((Well given the opposition is stacked against you
Runner: ((Quick make secret abilities for other characters that aren't your own.))
Fabriel: ((With 100000 hp
Fabriel: ((That started as a joke
Fabriel: ((I was gonna have the final boss at like 10000
Runner: ((Hyper: Strawberry Jelly: Unloads 13 gallons of strawberry jelly on the opponent, Scaring them, and adding a crying debuff.))
Fabriel: ((But why not, 100000 it is
Voice Hyper: ((What the fuck, Laharl.))
Fabriel: ((And of course every match oneshots
Fabriel: ((Match
Fabriel: ((This phone doesnt autocorrect
DamnDude: (( I have a feeling this is actually a cutscene boss with how much HP it has now. ))
Fabriel: ((I typed match
Fabriel: ((No lol
Maus: (Im going to use a non stat based character with incredible speed in flight, fast attacks, and incredible manuverability/agility both on land and in the air. An acrobatic master, and ace strike witch.)
Fabriel: ((There is a cutscene boss, but they have 8000
Runner: ((Corrnin: Dragon Soul:Upon KO'd, revive with full HP and automatically go dragon))
Frisky: ((Most of my characters aren't stat based.))
Runner: ((Kek))
Maus: (She is armed with a Bordkanone 5... which is a 50mm gun designed for aircraft. Lol.)
Maus: (Has magic sheild.)
Bondertale: (none of us are statbased until this arc started)
Fabriel: ((You joined in the middle of an arc maus
Bondertale: (and we probably won't be Stat based afterwards)
Fabriel: ((A month long arc
Maus: (kek.)
DamnDude: (( Well, really the end now. ))
Runner: ((Actually, I used a statbased character a while ago))
DamnDude: (( -Blame Slar- ))
Runner: ((White Mage))
Bondertale: (more like the end)
Fabriel: ((I think this is more fun than regular fighting rp
Maus: (Well had I known there would be such OPness I would have used Ingrid instead.)
DamnDude: (( So Slar, does it cost SP to stop pairing up with someone. ))
Fabriel: ((*dodges*
Fabriel: ((No i dont think so
DamnDude: (( OK, so I have a plan then. ))
Maus: (Actually I'll add Ingrid as a char. I will link up her bio, which is on an Enjin.)
DamnDude: laughs evilly.
Frisky: ((I personally like non-stat RP because you can be creative with it.))
Maus: (^)
Frisky: ((I like stat RP because it's entertaining and is like an old RPG.))
Runner: ((I like Non-stat RP because you aren't restricted.))
DamnDude: (( To be fair, there's only one other person who plans on using this sheet after this, and even then he's allowing for a long break after the month that was this. ))
Bondertale: (but we literally all hated fighting rp)
Runner: ((For example, when Runner got a grenade thrown at him during the satan fight, if it wasn't RPG, he would've likely caught it, disarmed it, and put it in his bag))
Bondertale: (and we're all loving joytake)
Maus: (I liek non stat rp since you can't say "Ha! Your attack does nothing! my defense stat is almost 9k! I take 5 damage!")
Runner: ((Also if Runner had access to his bag the entire team would basically have 999 Grenades))
Bondertale: (ssssoOO...)
Frisky: ((I didn't HATE fighting RP.))
Bondertale: (thats why we have balancing, maus)
Bondertale: (so that the overpowered people are still reasonable in a fight)
DamnDude: (( Also Slar, you never did the level up after your wifi died. ))
Fabriel: ((I knoooow
Fabriel: ((I will
Maus: (Ingrid: Total Tsun, emotionally shut out from the world. Maus: Soft squishy intimidating as all fuck fluff who has a deadly serious side, and a carnage hungry side.)
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Fabriel: ((Also TIL lisa has a less depressing ending than undertale
DamnDude: (( what ))
Maus: (*Smol Frisk)
Maus: (lol... kidding.)
Small Frisk: ((Slarvath should get new wifi))
Fabriel: ((I wanted to get broken
Small Frisk: ((Also, I was gonna do that Maus.))
Fabriel: ((But i was unbroken
Small Frisk: ((I just didn't want to copy Smol Asriel in terms of names.))
Maus: (Oho. Oh.)
Fabriel: ((I dont have a copyright on the word smol
Small Frisk: ((Yes you do.))
Small Frisk: ((Check the copyright book, motherfucker.))
Small Frisk: ((Your great grandma copyrighted it.))
Small Frisk: ((You inherited the rights of the word 'smol'.))
Fabriel: ((We should take the smol maus to the painful dimension
Fabriel: ((Where everyone gets fucked up
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Runner: ((So if we lose, does everyone die?))
Runner: ((Kek))
Small Frisk: * She walks through the Anydoor, wearing an oversized labcoat. She looked as if she was eleven and was wearing a coat of a woman in her twenties. She doesn't pay much attention to anything, as she sits down on a small chair, ru( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)ing her eyes.
Small Frisk: ((oh gdi
Small Frisk: ((replacements why
Small Frisk: ((there i changed my replacements
Small Frisk: ((Now I'm good!))
Small Frisk: (( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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Small Frisk: ((hi bloo
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: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( hey )
Maus: (now how to switch chars...)
Fabriel: ((If you lose bad things will happen
Runner: Runner just looks at the Frisk from his seat. And shrugs.
Runner: ((If Smazzy and Hyper die or whatever I don't care.))
Runner: ((So eh))
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Fabriel: ((Not that
Tesla: (( this is next level naming
Maus: (I got two characters now. Ingrid and Maus. Made ingrid as a character, but... No option to switch char. should I exit chat and set shit for ingrid?)
Runner: ((Top right corner))
Runner: ((Characters))
Small Frisk: * She glances at Runner. "What?"
Maus: (I dont see my presets)
Maus: (I see WD Ghaster tho)
Tesla: A person walked into the bar.
Runner: Runner just shrugs. "Nothin', just wondering why a kid like you is in a bar."
Fabriel: ((You gotta give them a name when creating them i think
Tesla: "..."
Small Frisk: "I can drink alcohol, mind you.$
Maus: ((I did.))
Small Frisk: "*
Maus: (and it won't show up.)
: Fabriel [Fabriel] is now Marty [Marty].
Maus: (Hell not even Maus shows up.)
Small Frisk: ((Fuck my small keyboard on a mobile Android device.))
Tesla: "Is this not the Salt Lake supercharging station?"
Maus: (OH NM)
Runner: He observed the coat. "Nice try kid, I doubt Grillby is gonna hand you a beer when you can't even fit into your coat."
Tesla: ( iktf i'm on mobile rn )
Maus: (... brb gonna edit the save files.)
Runner: He looks at Tesla. "No, thats three timelines to the right, whatcha need, a robot charger or something?"
: Maus [Maus] disconnected.
Small Frisk: * She shakes her head to Tesla, looking back at Runner.
Marty: ((I actually dont have anything planned if you lose
Tesla: She dusted off her dusty gray jacket. "Well, yeah."
Marty: ((So dont lose
Small Frisk: "I got involved in a reset."
Small Frisk: "I used to be twenty one."
: Maus [Maus] joined chat.
Small Frisk: "A reset in another timeline besides my own."
Maus: (and there we go.)
Tesla: ( Time to loop Beastie Boys and shove milk duds into my mouth )
Small Frisk: "That's why I have a lab coat on."
Small Frisk: "It used to be mine."
Runner: Runner ponders this. Being a robot, he of course has some spare parts. Oh well, this was a person of science/robot or something, he can spare a bit. "Tough luck kid." He says to Frisk as he digs through his bag.
Runner: "What model bot you need charged?"
: GN Austin [GN Austin] joined chat.
Tesla: "Huh?"
GN Austin: ((ayy
Small Frisk: "..I'm not a kid."
Runner: "Are we talking T21, X-01, what model?"
Small Frisk: ((ayy
Tesla: ( ayy )
Marty: ((Ayy
Tesla: "RB26DETT."
Runner: ((A T21 is a fucking rifle from Battlefront and an X-01 is a power armor suit from fallout))
Marty: is still drinking at the bar
Small Frisk: ((reddit
Maus: continues to look around. She was still seated in the bar, holding a beer mug with grey gloves on. being rather tall, she should be easy to spot against the colorful pub, being quite monotone in color, with the red armband being the only thing that is not some shade of grey, although her skin was a slight tan, and her eye was red.
Runner: He nods, chucking a large charger across the room to Tesla. "Make sure to return that thing."
Small Frisk: ((Also, I knew that, Laharl.))
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] joined chat.
Tesla: ( Name reference: Skyline inline 6 )
Marty: ((Ayy
Nance: ((Heya))
GN Austin: -Austin and Kimmy walk in- Howdy fellsa.
GN Austin: *fellas
Tesla: "Heh, thanks." She catches the charger, almost dropping it.
Marty: mumbles, "stupid kid..."
Small Frisk: ((ayy
Small Frisk: * She scoots over to Marty. "Eh?"
Marty: ...
Maus: looked over to Austin and kimmy, as they walked in. She greeted them, happily. "Hallo! Guten-" she had no idea if it was morning, midday or night. So she took a guess. "-Morgen?"
Small Frisk: "I have good ears, y'know."
Marty: throws a beer bottle at smol frisk's face
Maus: (PFFFFT)
Small Frisk: * She grabs it.
Small Frisk: "What the heck?"
Marty: Outta my face... Stupid shit kid...
Marty: goes back to drinking
GN Austin: Heh.
Small Frisk: * She places the bottle on the table, staring at Marty. "Look, you shouldn't be drinking that much."
Marty: keeps on drinking
Tesla: She took a small BB-8 shaped robot, maybe 3 inches tall. She took the robot and placed it onto the charger, BB-8-like making a beep noise upon initiation of charge.
Small Frisk: "I personally don't like that alcohol."
Small Frisk: "It's bad."
Marty: Mind your own damn business
Maus: slips out a wine bottle, from france. She popped the cork off, and took a swig of the well aged white wine. Delicious.
Small Frisk: "I already have."
Small Frisk: "I've been busy for years, minding my own business."
Small Frisk: "Do you think I should mind my business even further?"
Maus: (*Maus is just sitting in the middle of the place, being ignored while doing her own thing, lol.*)
Tesla: Tesla took a can of generic soda out of her pocket, looking at her robot. "Damn Elon."
: DamnDude [DamnDude] disconnected.
Marty: looks to be growing increasingly pissed at the smol child
Small Frisk: ((I'm noticing Maus.))
Maus: (... Elon Musk?)
Tesla: ( Yes )
Small Frisk: ((I can't roleplay it, though.))
Maus: (*highfives tesla*)
Tesla: ( dat p90d tho )
Small Frisk: "You're looking pretty angry. Please don't do anything violent."
Marty: ((Marty doesnt have much of a reason to talk to anyone
Small Frisk: ((mhm
Marty: ((Just do this
Runner: Runner just chills back, juggling smoke grenades.
Maus: then rose, and walked over to smol frisk, noticing Marty. Being taller, and stronger, she could easily snap him in half should he attempt to attack. Not that he'd want to.
Marty: pushes frisk away from him quite forcefully
Marty: ((And inevitably get killed my metta
Maus: quickly caught frisk, before confronting her attacker. "What do you think you're doing, sir?"
Marty: Ugh...
Small Frisk: * She soon enough gets back up, giving a short thanks to Maus.
Small Frisk: * She then faces Marty.
Marty: drinks more, turning the stool away from them
Small Frisk: "..I don't think he is much for talking."
GN Austin: ((Im trying to make character are for Kimmy and Jamie so I can put it in the OC Sheet, but my mouse is fucked to hell))
Small Frisk: * She looks up at Maus.
Tesla: "Tip: Don't trust the Musk electric jet nowadays."
GN Austin: ((*art)
Marty: ((Gonna see batman v superman today
Maus: looked down to frisk. "Ja? So he must want some company to warm up to."
Small Frisk: ((Cool.))
Marty: ((Dawn of dissapointment
GN Austin: ((cool))
Maus: (I saw zootopia and 10 cloverfield avenue.)
Maus: (10 clover was good, so was zootopia.)
Marty: ((Zootopia is good
Runner: ((Zootopia was actually pretty damn good))
Small Frisk: "That's true. I don't think we'll get to him if he's drinking all the time, though."
Runner: ((B.V.S was shit))
Tesla: ( I have yet to see Zootopia :/ l
Small Frisk: "Sometimes it's better if you leave somebody alone for a while and talk to them later."
Marty: will shank a bitch
Maus: chuckles. "I can make it work..."
Marty: ((Frisk is gonna get herself killed or worse
Small Frisk: (("Marty will shank a bitch" -Slarvath, 2016
Maus: was already 'shanked' in the past, with a combat knife.
Maus: was missing a left eye because of that, hence the eyepatch.
Small Frisk: ((Frisk is a fucking dodging master at this point.))
Tesla: She looked at Marty. "Not as bad as that fuckhead Elon."
Maus: (GG)
Tesla: ( "fuckhead Elon" -Tesla 2026 )
Gallade: ((|gg|
Marty: is not very happy with all the people staring at him
: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * ( \g fuckin g\ )
Small Frisk: "Oh?"
Mist: -It would seem that something - nay, someONE was coming not through the anydoor, but through the front door. Strange, it's usually that they're coming through the anydoor, but... no, it'd seem that this one was native... or stranded, whichever's which. ANYWAYS! The 5'8" woman walked in, quite clearly having received quite a few upgrades since last time. For one, her head actually looked somewhat partially normal, despite her cheek and her mouth area appearing to still be metallic. Still, her right eyesocket actually had what appeared to be a red optical sensor of sorts, instead of just an LED. She was still out an ear, though... But anyways, the trenchcoat-wearing woman seated herself at a table, rather than by the bar.-
Runner: Touch the child and Runner will kick your ass so hard every time you shit you'll sing beethoven.
Marty: ((Marty is from lisa
Runner: Runner doesn't care about many things, but touch a child or a dog and he'll get involved.
Runner: You can go kick a cat though.
Marty: will touch the child
Marty: touches children already anyway
Tesla: ( In Tesla's timeline, Elon Musk basically ruined everything with his whole electric vehicles thing )
Tesla: ( Hence fuckhead Elon )
Tesla: "..."
Small Frisk: * She reaches into her pockets. "I do come prepared, just in case anything bad happens."
Small Frisk: * She smirks.
Marty: does not even look at mist
Runner: Runner quietly steps up, stretching, robots don't need to strech, he keeps an eye on Marty.
Runner: This fuck lived in Arkham Asylum he knows exactly when shits about to go down.
Small Frisk: * She gives a slight glance to Mist, and remembers her. She would have to talk to her later. She looks back at Marty.
Marty: ((>people trying to make friends with marty motherfucking armstrong
Marty: ((Top 40 keks
Maus: kept her eye on Marty, but soon she shifted her view to the woman in the trenchcoat whose name was Mist. Of course Maus did not know this Mist.
Runner: ((Slarvath beat Lisa. Like Marty.))
Marty: ((You stole my joke
Small Frisk: * She has one arm in her pockets, as she pokes Marty on the back with the other.
Runner: ((No, I reposted it))
Marty: grumbles a bit
Small Frisk: "Mister."
Marty: ((I did tho
Maus: test
Small Frisk: "Can you please talk to me?"
Maus: (fuck.)
Maus: (it wont switch.)
Runner: The sound of a nerf gun cocking is heard near Runner.
Marty: turns around
Small Frisk: "Hello!"
Tesla: Tesla looked at Mist, not really paying attention to Marty. She put a small notebook in her pocket, "Operation Model X-Musk" More or less of a clever pun.
: Maus [Maus] is now Ingrid Vogel [Ingrid].
Small Frisk: * She gives a small, innocent smile.
Marty: glares down at her
Ingrid: (THERE WE GO.)
Marty: ...
Marty: ((10/10
Ingrid: (i learned!)
Small Frisk: ((Yay!))
Marty: ((So yeah this place is not nearly as dead as the rp youre from
Small Frisk: "Would you like to be my friend?"
Mist: -doesn't seem to mind the fact that a few people are actually paying attention to her. Twas probably for the best, anyways. She seems to pull some manner of injector of sorts, pulls out a needle of some kind, puts the two together, cleans off her arm a little bit, finds a vein, and injects the needle without so much of a wince. She didn't seem to mind at all - it probably wasn't some kind of drug, more like some kind of medicine.-
Marty: ((Hmmm
Marty: ((I have two options
Marty: ((No or punch
Small Frisk: ((Frisk could pull out a metal plate in front of Marty's hand
Small Frisk: ((if he tried to punch her
Runner: Runner would shoot him with a nerf dart the moment he saw a fist moving.
Marty: No.
Small Frisk: "Why?"
Marty: turns back around
Tesla: She looked at the needle and wondered if it contained anything lethal to fuckhead Elon. She really needed to stop thinking about him, because half of the population in her timeline would do that for her.
Marty: This is a goddamn bar, why the fuck are there kids here
Ingrid: would swiftly destroy the front door, with a singular Bk 5 round, before summoning that and her strikers away. She made sure to launch herself into the pub, rolling to a stop, and standing with combat boots, and a Waffen SS Uniform, with a blank armband. Her helmet was grey, with black tinted goggles on her face covering her red eyes. Her long blonde hair hung down from below the helmet. Enter Ingrid Vogel. The "Black Witch" of the 501st.
Small Frisk: "Well, I'm not exactly a kid."
Small Frisk: "I can drink!"
: Yazan [Jukon or Junko] joined chat.
Marty: . . .
Marty: ((Hoi
Small Frisk: ((Hello, Yazan.))
Marty: Drink this... Stupid kid
Runner: Runner turns around.
Runner: "Hey jackass, use the fucking door. Thats kinda rude."
Jukon or Junko: (Oi
Marty: turns around, swinging a bottle at frisk
Small Frisk: (("Hey jackass, use the fucking door." -Runner, 2016
Runner: Runner wants to know why people can't just fucking use the damn-OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Ingrid: would note Maus shitting a brick, but after the commotion, she would walk over to a table and sit down, not caring about the rude comments, and simply growling softly as a reply to anything told to her.
: Ingrid Vogel [Ingrid] is now Maus [Maus].
Tesla: She glanced at her smart watch. It had a shitton of notifications on it. "From: MATER1AL 'musk found driving ICE-powered, interesting subject"
Runner: Runner reaches into his bag, and pulls out what looks like a very large rock.
Small Frisk: * She immediately pulls out a metal plate, attempting to defend herself.
Small Frisk: * It was a fucking huge metal plate, too.
Marty: hits the plate, smashing the bottle
Marty: ...
Runner: Runner chucks the rock at mister jackass Marty.
Small Frisk: * How the hell did she pull that out of her pockets?
Marty: gets rocked
Small Frisk: "Don't do that."
Maus: would throw a punch at the bottle, not caring if putting herself at risk meant that she could defend a small child. sadly she hit the metal, denting it. Ingrid rolled her eyes under the goggles.
Small Frisk: "You'll get arrested for child abuse."
Marty: rubs his head
Tesla: Tesla takes out a taser and looks at Marty. She fucking tases him.
Runner: Runner walks up. "Kid, do you care if I stomp this fuck into next week?"
Marty: gets tazed
Small Frisk: * She puts the plate down, and puts it into her pockets.. somehow. She turns her head to Runner, shrugging. "Your choice."
Marty: is slumped over the bar
Maus: (lol inventory trick. nice.)
Small Frisk: * She looks at Maus. "Thanks for trying to help me. Like I said though, I come prepared."
Tesla: "Can I hook him up to a non-Musk electric chair?
Mist: -Welp. Things were getting pretty heated around here. Her right, mechanical arm, which looked pretty sleek and futuristic (or in this case, modern), had a dial-pad for taking care of things. With a few key presses, she was out of what could be best described as RP hell.-
Small Frisk: * She looks at Tesla. "Your choice."
Runner: Runner smiles, and walks up to the now-owned Marty, grabbing him by the shirt. And lifting him. "So, you think it's cool to try to attack kids, huh?"
Runner: "I'd expect this shit where i'm from, but really, you're just looking for trouble."
Nance: ((And yes, that was me writing Mist out of RP hell.))
Maus: would walk away to converse to ingrid, although ingrid would talk with maus in german, maus and ingrid both being fluent in the language, as english was their second language.
Runner: "Got anything to say?"
Maus: (and out of RP hell.)
Marty: grumbles, passed out due to the rock
Nance: ((Anyways, I must go for now.))
Small Frisk: * She plops down onto a chair, staring at Runner and the unconscious Marty.
Small Frisk: ((Seeya.))
Marty: ((Cya
Tesla: "..." Tesla walks to the Anydoor and punches in a code. P90DL4. She leaves for now, equipping some non-Musk electric weapons.
Runner: He just shrugs, and takes off a glove, revealing a robotic, sharp, metal fist. Noted that before now there was no idea to tell he was mechanical. He proceeds to punch Marty directly in the gut.
Maus: (PFFFT god. You really hate Musk.)
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic's connection timed out.
Tesla: ( I don't personally )
GN Austin: ((Well, now everyone knows you're a robot))
Marty: groans
Tesla: ( i'm a fan of musk, but in tesla's timeline there's a whole war against musk )
Small Frisk: ((Terra also named like half of his characters after cars.))
Tesla: ( his )
Small Frisk: ((Fuck.
Marty: ((All of them
Small Frisk: ((them*
Tesla: ( It's a tradition now )
Runner: And uses the other hand to slam Marty down onto the counter. Before picking him up, and dragging him over to the anydoor.
Tesla: ( well not really a tradition )
Small Frisk: * She winces. That was, uh.. pretty violent.
Marty: is just groaning, leaving a trail of blood
Runner: "Don't come back, you aren't welcome." He clocks him into the chin, slamming his head against the anydoor for good measure, before attempting to just chuck this asshole into some timeline.
GN Austin: and Kimmy are just watching this smackdown.
Tesla: ( Time for Gourmet Chef Asriel )
Small Frisk: ((inb4 it's the furry timeline
Marty: gets up, dusting himself off and going home
Maus: continues to converse with ingrid, both ignoring the events of the RP Hell.
Tesla: ( Today's special: microwave popcorn )
Maus: (You're missing the special ingredient!)
: Terra [Tesla] is now Tesla [].
: Chef Asriel: * ( fick )
Runner: Runner stands up, and just takes off his hood, the jigs up, and really, nobody should be that surprised hes mechanical. Revealing his Nick Valentine face, and sitting over near Frisk. Idly washing Marty's blood off his hands.
: Tesla [] is now Terra [].
Runner: "Damn, I hate blood, it always gets everywhere."
Marty: is a rollercoaster at disney world because kids are riding him all day
Small Frisk: "I suppose."
: Chef Asriel: * ( KEK )
Maus: (Lewd)
Small Frisk: ((
Marty: ((Well its true
Small Frisk: ((I burst out laughing right then and there.))
Maus: (So he's a pedo?)
Marty: ((From LISA
Marty: ((Dad of the year
Small Frisk: "I've never had to deal with blood."
Small Frisk: "I haven't ever killed anybody."
: Artistic Asriel: * ( artistic )
Marty: ((Stop adding to asrihell
: Artistic Asriel: * ( I read it as "autistic" at first i'm so sorry
Runner: "Yeah, don't. From what i've seen, that generally isn't good for your psyche." Not like he has to worry about that.
Small Frisk: ((why
Small Frisk: "..Right."
Small Frisk: * She wipes a few shards of glass off of her coat.
Runner: ((*Continues looking for a way to pirate LISA cause fuck I ain't paying for a 2D sidescrolling RPG*))
Marty: ((But its gooooood
: Chef: * ( Hey have you seen the movie Chef?!
Marty: ((My name chef
Maus: pulled out a few cans of SPAM for ingrid, who coughed up a sixpack of Heineken. Make that 3. For 9 cans of SPAM and, additionally, 5 cans of canned octopus. and two cans of squid in it's own ink. Ingrid simply gathered the cans and summoned them away, letting Maus stow the beers. They shook gloved hands, nodding in agreement.
: Marty [Marty] disconnected.
: Chef: * ( Spam? Omfg )
Maus: (Barter > Money)
Maus: (Yes. That canned ham stuff. SPAM.)
: Chef: * ( Yeah i know )
: Marty [Marty] joined chat.
: Terra [] is now Terra [TLCAsriel].
TLCAsriel: * (Kek)
Small Frisk: * She removes a notebook and a fancy pencil from her pockets. She flips the notebook open to the 452th page, and begins to jot down a few notes about what just happened.
Small Frisk: * The notebook seems to be hand made. It was also very fancy.
TLCAsriel: * ( 452nd* )
Small Frisk: ((that was on purpose
TLCAsriel: * ( ech ech ech )
Maus: gets a note from ingrid, and walks out, to look for something. Something about a Spider Donut.
Maus: (RIP Maus.)
: Maus [Maus] is now Ingrid Vogel [Ingrid].
Small Frisk: ((Muffet falls from the sky and puts Maus into a cake.))
Runner: ((Downloading LISA.RAR at the download speed of a snail on crack.))
Ingrid: silently waited, still seated, and already looking around, her grey helmet being far more monotone, with her black suit and black tie.
Runner: Runner is washing blood off his hands.
: Marty [Marty] is now Fabriel [Fabriel].
Fabriel: is snuggling his owl on the couch
Ingrid: seemed quite shady, despite standing tall at 5'4"
Small Frisk: * She shuts her notebook, neatly placing it next to her along with the pencil. She glances around the bar, silently.
Small Frisk: * She notices the FABULOUS Asriel. "Hello!"
Ingrid: (Ingrid is SHORT. lol. And yet she's more vicious than maus.)
Fabriel: Oh, hi!
TLCAsriel: * TLCAsriel slowly walks in through the Anydoor.
Small Frisk: ((I bet Ingrid used to be called short as a kid, and when she grew up she scared those old bullies away
Small Frisk: "What's your name?"
Small Frisk: "My name is Frisk."
Ingrid: (Also has like concentrated determination. On one mission she fought an entire airforce, and carried out the fight to the last, even loosing an arm and an engine. She had to go into hand to hand combat, and kept fighting even with a large gash in her side, bleeding out.)
Ingrid: (She managed to save herself after stabbing and biting the crap out of her enemy.)
Small Frisk: ((Damn.))
Ingrid: (Her and frisk will be best of friends lol.)
Ingrid: (because she is DETERMINED to complete her mission.)
: Terra [TLCAsriel] is now full of "hot air" [].
Small Frisk: ((Yep.))
: DamnDude [DamnDude] joined chat.
Ingrid: (Her growls fill you with DETERMINATION)
: β˜… Strato-Frisk: * Strato-Frisk "flies" into the bar. Wind ensues.
Fabriel: I'm Asriel
Fabriel: extends hand
Ingrid: was hardly affected, used to buzzing around at about 800km/h, with an altitude of approx 5km from sea level.
Small Frisk: * She absent-mindedly glances at Strato-Frisk, before shaking her head softly and looking back at Fabriel. She extends her hand and shakes Fabriel's hand with a firm grip. "Nice to meetcha then, Asriel!"
Fabriel: shakes hand, "It's nice to meet you"
Fabriel: ((I gtg soon
: β˜… Strato-Frisk: * "Hi, everyone."
Ingrid: also had her trench coat on, and black gloves, which insulated her, and goggles to sheild her eyes from the incredible wind of traveling so fast.
Small Frisk: "I'm sure we'll be good friends. I have to meet a couple other people in here, though."
Small Frisk: "I'll talk to yah later!"
: β˜… Strato-Frisk: * ( the wind wasnt really that fast but )
Fabriel: ((
: β˜… Strato-Frisk: * ( *shrugs* )
Fabriel: Ok!
Fabriel: ((Why was this on my dashboard
Fabriel: ((Why
Fabriel: ((Just why
Small Frisk: * She then gets up, and walks over to Ingrid. She sits down next to her. "Hello! My name is Frisk."
Ingrid: pulled out her combat knife, examining it, before growling softly, and sheathing her knife.
Small Frisk: * That growling fills her with DETERMINATION to meet this new person!
: Fabriel [Fabriel] disconnected.
Small Frisk: "What's your name?"
: full of "hot air" [] is now Terra [].
Ingrid: (brb rolling)
DamnDude: (( I feel like I'm going to be tracked now after looking at that. ))
Small Frisk: ((10/10
Ingrid: looked up, before raising her goggles onto her helmet. Her red eyes seemed to be like that of a seasoned hunter, and indeed she was about as vicious as a pack of wolves, with more determination than any one living being to have ever existed thus far.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * Then, a ring of fire appears in the middle of the bar and Hellcat morphs into the bar with the customary scream. "Yo."
Small Frisk: * She stares at Hellcat for a few seconds, before straightening her oversized coat and looking back at Ingrid.
Ingrid: ignores the scream, used to the cries of mercy from her enemies as she would rip them apart with her knife, or with bare hands. Or bullets.
GN Austin: [sub] Oh god no [/sub]
Small Frisk: "Can you please tell me your name, miss?"
Ingrid: (again. Backstory.)
Small Frisk: ((Woot, backstory.))
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Hellcat doesn't like wrecking havoc over everything )
Ingrid: would simply look at frisk, and roll her eyes, before muttering something with a monotone and gruff voice. "Ingrid."
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( he is just too lazy
Small Frisk: "Ah! That's a nice name. It's nice to meet you, Ingrid." She extends her hand, as if she wanted to make a handshake. She didn't even seem to be indimitated.
Ingrid: (prior to this, she escaped the 501st due to abuse and forced isolation. She found her way into the underground, before getting to grillbys.)
Ingrid: would look at her hand, before slowly grabbing it with an iron grip, and shaking it. She seemed to mutter something in german under her breath, although it was inaudible.
Small Frisk: ((Ingrid: [sub]Fick dich..[/sub]
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "..."
Ingrid: (I had designed ingrid to have the ears and tail of a wolf, not sure which type of wolf would be a vicious determined hunter though. Timberwolf? I don't have her with ears though, although her magic reserve is vast, allowing her to fly for many weeks on a long range combat mission.)
: Fabriel [Fabriel] joined chat.
Small Frisk: * She eventually lets go of Ingrid's hand, giving a gentle and patient smile. "I hope we can be friends sometime."
Small Frisk: * She gets up, and walks over to Hellcat.
Small Frisk: "Hello!"
Small Frisk: "My name is Frisk!"
Small Frisk: "What's your name?"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "yo"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "i mean"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * "hellcat"
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He smirks.
: Fabriel [Fabriel] disconnected.
Ingrid: would just stare, before taking her eyes off frisk, and focusing on the weird guy who came in with a ring of fire, although Johnny Cash's ring of fire would have been fitting.
Small Frisk: * She nods. "That's certainly an interesting name, Hellcat. Nice to meet yah!" She extends her hand toward Hellcat's, uh... paw.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * He shakes her hand with his paw, his paw not as hot as the sun for once.
GN Austin: ((I Finally finished the artwork for [url=]Kimmy[/url] and [url=]Jamie[/url]))
Small Frisk: ((Frisk: Damn Hellcat, you're fucking hot.
Small Frisk: ((Hellcat: Oh, bab--
Small Frisk: ((Frisk: I mean literally.
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Hellcat: i know ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
GN Austin: ((Giggity))
Small Frisk: ((Kewl, GNA.
GN Austin: ((Thanks
: [i][color=#fff]/[/color][color=#616161]/[/color][/i]Hellcat: * ( Erron looks at TLCAsriel "bitch you're mine" and Gourmet Chef Asriel just stands there "I MICROWAVED THIS POPCORN FOR YOU!"
GN Austin: ((oh bby))
Small Frisk: * He lets go of the paw, and pats Hellcat on the head. I assume it isn't as hot as the sun, either. She then gets back up and walks over to an old door. That room doesn't seem to have been used in years.
Small Frisk: "Hm."
Ingrid: (anyone got info on hellkitty, I can't see him it her on the OC sheet.)
GN Austin: ((Hellcat is there
: TLCAsriel: * ( Hellkitty is there
: TLCAsriel: * ( oh bby )
GN Austin: ((use ctr+f))
Ingrid: (and yes I use 'hellkitty' for Hellcat. There's a tank called the Hellcat. M18 Hellcat. More you know(TM))
: TLCAsriel: * ( I was thinking of the Dodge Challenger/Charger Hellcat
Ingrid: (M18 is a badass tank destoyer tho)
Small Frisk: * She opens it, and enters the room! She shuts it.
Small Frisk: * ... Elevator music ensues.
Jamie (Judas): -Enters the room- Ello' Mates.
Small Frisk: * That famous Jeopardy tune played!
Small Frisk: * Not really.
: TLCAsriel: * He walks in. "Hi..."
Small Frisk: * Eventually, she walked back out, wearing her usual clothing. They seemed to fit, too. She wiped a bit of dust off of her old sweater.
: TLCAsriel: * "..."
Small Frisk: * She plops down onto a booth, kicking her feet back.
: TLCAsriel: * He looks at the Frisk. "Hiya."
Small Frisk: * Damn, these clothes are conmfy.
Small Frisk: * Those clothes are CONmfy.
Small Frisk: * Because they aren't the original clothes.
: TLCAsriel: * "..."
Small Frisk: * She turns her head to TLCAsriel's general direction.
Small Frisk: "Oh, hello!"
Small Frisk: "My name is Frisk!"
Small Frisk: * The usual greeting, blablabla.
: TLCAsriel: * "I'm Asriel."
Ingrid: soon pulled out her knife again, and began to sharpen it, ensuring that there was no blood on the blade to ruin it with oxidation.
Small Frisk: "That's a nice name, Asriel. It's very nice to meet you!"
Small Frisk: * She wonders how many Asriels came here nowadays.
: TLCAsriel: * "Heh. Nice to meet you too, Frisk."
Jamie (Judas): -sits in a booth too, next to GNA, Kimmy and SFrisk- . . .What the bloody hell is this, the knights o' the round table?
Small Frisk: "Erm, no?"
Small Frisk: "I'm not a knight."
Small Frisk: "I do have a suit of armor, though."
Jamie (Judas): I was makin' a joke, mate.
Small Frisk: "It's very heavy."
Small Frisk: "Oh."
Ingrid: would also use magic to pull out her Luger P08, and place it on the table, taking it apart for maintainance, and using a cleaning kit to maintain it while she sharpened the knife with her hands. She was multitasking with magic.
Small Frisk: "Okay!"
: TLCAsriel: * "..." He sits down at a booth also.
GN Austin: ...this is awkward.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Small Frisk: * She fiddles with her sleeves a little bit, looking down at the table.
: TLCAsriel: * (Ayy
Kimmy: -nods in agreement-
Small Frisk: ((Hello, MV.))
GN Austin: (Ayy
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Ingrid: (Sexy leg. Leg so hot. Leg so hot it fry egg.)
Ingrid: (AW DARNIT)
Small Frisk: ((MV does that sometimes.))
Small Frisk: ((They connect, disconnect, after a little bit they reconnect again.))
Ingrid: (Mettaton backwards is Not-At-Tem)
: TLCAsriel: * ( tabswitching mechanics
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Small Frisk: ((hello again, mv
MettatonSEX: ((hi, sorry
GN Austin: ((Back from the ded))
Small Frisk: ((It's chill.))
MettatonSEX: ((page didnt load at first
MettatonSEX: ((hello, ingrid. welcome to hell.
: TLCAsriel: * ( i have a pixy stick )
DamnDude: (( I'll be back in 2.5 hours, I gotta clean my room and go the fuck to church. ))
MettatonSEX: ((i'm magevasti, i rp as mettaton and his son glamor
: TLCAsriel: * ( How do I snort--I mean consume the powder
GN Austin: ((ok
MettatonSEX: ((seeya dd
: DamnDude [DamnDude] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: ((you shove it up your ass, methbusters.
Ingrid: would have cleaned out her luger, and fully sharpened her knife to the point where it was now sharper than a razor. The gun was being serviced still, however, as the parts were floating up in the air before her, while she sheathed her knife, and soon orchestrated the process of examining and cleaning the pistol with her gloved hands.
MettatonSEX: ((*magevaati
: TLCAsriel: * ( K
MettatonSEX: ((i fucked up my own name
Ingrid: (too much MTT Brand cocaine?)
Glamor: [font=glamor]((this is glamor he is a traumatized six year old[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((yes
MageVaati: (and this is me ooc)
Jamie (Judas): -Sarcasm- Why doesn't anyone else sit here? We can have a booth party! Fuckin hell, mate.
MageVaati: (i only use this sometimes tho)
Runner: ((Oh right, I should introduce myself))
GN Austin: ((I should too))
Runner: (('Ello, i'm Laharl, High Priest of CaU and owner of the MSPARP rooms. Chime is the head honcho though, not me.
Ingrid: sits alone, assembling her gun again
MettatonSEX: ((laharl drank ink once, we call laharl inkfucker
: TLCAsriel: * ( I am universally called the junior inkfucker and the carfucker
GN Austin: ((I'm GN Austin, I roleplay is GN Austin, GN Kimmy, Erron, and the new character Jamie to name a few))
Ingrid: (If you get ingrid to soften up, you deserve a medal)
Frisky: ((I, YOU FUCKERS, AM FRISKY MOTHERFUCKING WHISKINGTON. Also, I am amazing. Also, I was nominated the Best Person Award for 2016. Also, I own like four characters. Also, I can be sadistic.))
: TLCAsriel: * ( pokΓ©sin
Small Frisk: ((yeesh you self-loving fuck
Frisky: ((SHUT UP
GN Austin: ((No, Jamie is a self loving fuck))
: [font=Arial,sans-serif]⚘[/font] Gardevoir: * (\oh bby\)
GN Austin: ((Just you wait))
Ingrid: (I own 2 currently, one is playing dodge the angry german with muffet.)
: TLCAsriel: * (Gtg
Small Frisk: ((I own a character that has died four times.))
: Terra [] disconnected.
Jamie (Judas): -Sits back and reads his "Book of Belial"-
Small Frisk: ((Bye, Bloo.))
GN Austin: What're you reading?
Jamie (Judas): Nob off.
GN Austin: Good talk.
Small Frisk: "Don't be rude."
Small Frisk: "He just wants to know what you're reading."
Jamie (Judas): If you MUST now, it's the worlds most demonic spellbook...
Small Frisk: "That's not edgy at all."
Jamie (Judas): It contains the deepe-- Edgy? It... Errr... Nevermind.
Small Frisk: "Please don't cut me with your edge, mister."
Small Frisk: "I am an innocent child."
Jamie (Judas): -Just stares- . . . -goes back to reading-
Ingrid: would slide her P08 back into the holister, knowing it was kept in working order incase she had to cap a bitch with a steel bullet.
Runner: Runner would be chillin' in a chair.
Ingrid: (10/10)
Runner: Fuck ya'll.
Small Frisk: "Even me?"
MettatonSEX: walks into the bar, having decided to wear clothes today. He's in a black crop top that reads "Metal Crusher" in hot pink letters, hot pink shorts that hug his thighs and match his boots, and pink-rimmed sunglasses. His hair is held back with a black headband, revealing a faint line where his hair usually covers.
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Small Frisk: * She looks up at Metta. "Hello, dad."
MettatonSEX: Frisk!
Small Frisk: "Yes?"
Jamie (Judas): -Looks up- Who's this?
MettatonSEX: smiles, and hugs his adopted daughter.
Small Frisk: * She hugs right back! She does appear to be unusually small, though. And she is wearing her old clothes.
MettatonSEX: Wait, Frisk, did you get younger?
MettatonSEX: Or did you shrink?
Small Frisk: "I got younger."
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Small Frisk: "I got involved in an incident with another timeline."
Ingrid: would look up at the curious sex robot. She cocked her head to the side like a curious dog. This was cute. +25 Cuteness
Small Frisk: "Now I'm eleven again."
MettatonSEX: That... does not sound good.
Small Frisk: * She nods, frowning.
Small Frisk: "Yep."
Jamie (Judas): -Goes back to reading- . . .
Runner: Runner just waves, still trying to get blood off his knuckles.
Runner: Goddamnit Marty why do you have to get blood everywhere.
Jamie (Judas): -Jamie doesn't care about any of this, +25 Edge-
MettatonSEX: is an 8'8" sexy robot with a very shitty past due to his original timeline hello
MettatonSEX: ...
Runner: Lets hope MTT ignores the blood streak across the bar from the counter to the anydoor. Like someone got dragged.
MettatonSEX: Runner. There's blood on your hand.
Ingrid: (PFFT)
Small Frisk: "Oh, he punched an alcoholic."
Small Frisk: "He tried to smack me in the face with a glass bottle."
Ingrid: (ingrid would not mind at all, licking it off her gloves if it got on there)
Runner: "...Yes, yes there is." He says, still wiping it off with his hands. "Some douchebag tried to hit the kid with a bottle."
Kimmy: . . .
MettatonSEX: Well then he deserved it.
Ingrid: (joking.)
Ingrid: (she'd use magic to get rid of blood on her person)
MettatonSEX: Nobody hurts Frisk.
MettatonSEX: ((cool
Runner: Note that these are his actual hands, the thing, metallic, claw-like hands. Blood stains like a bitch.
MettatonSEX: hugs Frisk closer.
MettatonSEX: You're going to want hydrogen peroxide to get that off.
Runner: Marty didn't even get the mercy of getting owned by his padded gloves.
Small Frisk: * She hugs Metta a little tighter, giving a small smile.
Runner: "...Really? Thanks for the tip, I think i've got some of that back home."
Small Frisk: * It looked exactly how she smiled around.. eh.. ten years ago? Thanks, timeskip!
MettatonSEX: kisses Frisk on the forehead like he used to.
Jamie (Judas): -Mumbles something about hitting GNA With a bottle, very quietly-
GN Austin: Huh?
Small Frisk: * She feels nostalgic.
Jamie (Judas): What?
MettatonSEX: Yeah, I've had to clean myself off a lot.
Ingrid: growls softly, putting her head down out of boredom.
Small Frisk: "..It feels weird to be small."
MettatonSEX: sets Frisk down, smiling, but then turns to the growl of the newcomer. "Oh? And who's this?
Runner: ((Fun Fact:10 years ago, Runner was less "Synth" and more "C3PO"))
MettatonSEX: Oh, tell me about it.
Small Frisk: * She leaves Metta to do his shit.
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Small Frisk: * Actually, retcon that
Ingrid: (no.)
Ingrid: (jk)
Small Frisk: "I entered the bar with my old labcoat on."
Small Frisk: "It was very awkward."
Ingrid: looks up, as if she had found some prey.
DamnDude: (( ...So the whole going the fuck to church thing might not happen today. ))
MettatonSEX: Oh my.
MettatonSEX: Hello there.
DamnDude: (( I HAVE NO RIDE ))
MettatonSEX: you're gonna have to look up a lot more than that darling
Ingrid: would tilt her head, curiously while OOC softly echoed, albiet muffled out of existence
DamnDude: (( ~Fuck That~ ))
Ingrid: (lol)
Small Frisk: ((budda budda baaaaah
GN Austin: -Hears OOC- Who the fuck is yelling?
MettatonSEX: You're new here, aren't you, darling?
GN Austin: ok
MageVaati: (guys)
Ingrid: (LOL)
DamnDude: (( Austin, if you think about listening to OOC, I will fucking shoot you then send you the fuck to church. ))
Ingrid: tilts her head the other way.
DamnDude: (( ...Preferably in a coffin. ))
Ingrid: (oh god.)
Runner: Runner has spare labcoats he's...uhh...relocated. Hand him some $$ and he could probably fix Frisky up.
DamnDude: (( ...Also yes MV? ))
Runner: Hell, just hand him some $$ and he could fix anyone up with just about damn anything.
Ingrid: (Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life)
Small Frisk: * She doesn't really need a labcoat right now.
MageVaati: (stop breakin the fourth wall)
Small Frisk: * She's comfy the way she is.
Small Frisk: ((^
GN Austin: (ok)
Small Frisk: ((If Terra was here he would roleplay Chin Chin giving GNA a bad time.))
DamnDude: snaps GN Austin's neck...... na jk.
Runner: ((Yesterday))
Runner: ((GN Austin fucked up so badly that he managed to get Alloy to hate him.))
MettatonSEX: walks up to Ingrid. "Hello, darling. I haven't seen you around before." He adjusts his sunglasses, which he doesn't even need. He's a goddamn robot.
GN Austin: ((I remember that))
Ingrid: seemed to stare blankly, her red eyes rather curious. She was not albino, having blonde hair, but she was a Strike Witch, born into combat, and raised to be one of the greatest combatants of her kind. Perhaps humanity's last hope too.
Jamie (Judas): . . .
MettatonSEX: Not much for conversation, are you?
Runner: ((Hey MV))
Runner: ((
Runner: ((They even fucking upvoted eachother.))
Runner: ((Err))
Runner: (( ))
Runner: ((There, fixed it))
MettatonSEX: ((ew ultima
MettatonSEX: ((long story short ultima did bad things
Small Frisk: ((such as break rule 2
DamnDude: (( so my ride might have came here 5 minutes before we had to go. ))
Small Frisk: ((rule 2 is basically speaking the S word
Small Frisk: ((you can infer what that is
MettatonSEX: ((and try to defend it
Small Frisk: ((so Ultima broke rule 2 three times
Small Frisk: ((tried to defend it
Small Frisk: ((and eventually was banned until MV forgave him))
Small Frisk: ((MV hasn't forgiven him yet
MettatonSEX: ((read the rules and youll be peachy
Ingrid: kept staring, not really sure what to do for this robot, and not having any idea why it would be so keen on talking with her.
Small Frisk: ((the S word gives MV anxiety attacks so yeah
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Runner: ((I called him out on the obvious alt in his post.))
Runner: ((Wonder if he'll man up and reply.))
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MettatonSEX: ((hah, ultima, be mature?
Small Frisk: ((Hello, Yazan.))
MettatonSEX: ((hi yazan
Runner: ((Yazan. Look at this shit I found))
MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton.
DamnDude: (( I'm still playing devil's advocate for this VERY SPECIFIC situation, just because we have everything but direct proof. ))
Jukon or Junko: (Oi. Morning
Runner: ((They even upvoted eachother. And I don't really care if WD Gaster isn't Ultima cause its clearly a fucking 1 post alt.
Small Frisk: * She gets up, shuffling over to Metta. "I shook her hand, but she never really talked to me."
MettatonSEX: Oh.
GN Austin: ((ayy
DamnDude: (( Do you have proof that WD was the one who voted Ultima? ))
Ingrid: then looked over to frisk, tilting her head the other way. The wolf is getting cute again.
Runner: ((Who else would?))
DamnDude: (( But that's exactly my point, it could have just been someone who wasn;t here very often, or Bio ))
Small Frisk: * She stares at Ingrid. "That's actually kinda cute.."
DamnDude: (( Bio WAS the one who supported him back then. ))
Runner: ((Yeah, but even Bio turned against him in the end.))
Runner: ((Really, you can't tell me this isn't either one HELL of a coincidence, or foul play.))
Jukon or Junko: ((So anyy
DamnDude: (( I still think the post date is a hell of a coincidence ))
MettatonSEX: pouts. "Darling, you're cute and all, but I need a name. I can't just call you darling without any meaning."
Jukon or Junko: (Amythinh new
Ingrid: (*sees Junko* *Recalls raging hard at the Final Stage Boss of the same name from LoLK*)
DamnDude: (( The ONLY thing I thing is odd is Ultima's post got upvoted. ))
Runner: ((Marty got his shit wrecked.))
Runner: ((Other than that, nothing else.))
Ingrid: would look up to mettaton, before growling softly, straightening her head. She then spoke. "Black Witch."
Jukon or Junko: (What the hells is lolk
Runner: Runner just calls out from his seat. "Edgy!"
MettatonSEX: Black Witch? How interesting.
MettatonSEX: Shut up, Runner.
Ingrid: (Touhou 15... a bullet hell game.)
Small Frisk: "Aren't you Ingrid?"
Ingrid: nods, letting the two figure things out.
Small Frisk: "Wasn't that what you told me when I met you?"
Small Frisk: "Ah."
Small Frisk: "So you're Ingrid the Black Witch."
Small Frisk: "That's cool."
MettatonSEX: It is.
: Yazan [Jukon or Junko] is now Yazan [Jeska or Jekas].
Jamie (Judas): -takes a long annoyed sigh-
: DamnDude [DamnDude] disconnected.
Runner: ((Next Bar Choice:Valhalla.))
GN Austin: ((yes))
MettatonSEX: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Ingrid: kept looking at the two, before summoning a can of spam, and a fork. despite using magic to levetate the can and fork, there was no glow.
Runner: "...Really?"
MettatonSEX: gives a smile, a genuine one. It's a little different than the one he gives on TV.
Runner: "You can summon up items out of the fucking blue, and you choose a can of military meat?"
MettatonSEX: Runner, don't be a dick.
Runner: "Stuff it, commander television."
Small Frisk: * She glances at Runner. "Hey, he's my dad."
Small Frisk: "Don't insult him."
Runner: "Alright." He turns to MTT again. "Stuff it Mettaton." Look, he actually used the name.
Jamie (Judas): -Chuckles at runner's insult- That was kinda funny
MettatonSEX: removes his sunglasses, revealing a nasty glare directed at the other robot. "I'll weld your mouth shut."
GN Austin: ...whoa
Small Frisk: ((I am drinking Pepsi in a cotton candy container
GN Austin: that went from 0 to 100 real quick
Small Frisk: ((what am i doing
MettatonSEX: ((living
GN Austin: ((drinking pesi
Runner: "I'll shove a grenade into yours." He just leans back, not really seeming to actually be mad.
Small Frisk: "Erm.. please don't fight."
MettatonSEX: Do not test me.
Runner: He's just insulting cause it's part of his personality. Like how a buddy will punch you in the arm out of a greeting.
Jamie (Judas): -Laughs- That was hilarious...
Runner: "Why, would you fail it?"
MettatonSEX: Especially with the shit going on.
GN Austin: Someone's into dark humo--
Small Frisk: "What has been going on, lately?"
Jamie (Judas): NOB OFF
MettatonSEX: lifts his top, opens his chest, and pulls out a spot welder.
Runner: Runner reaches into his bag, and nonchalantly tosses who looks like an EMP grenade up in the air. Of course it's a bluff, if he used that he would EMP himself.
Jamie (Judas): -Pulls out some popcorn- This is gonna be interesting.
MettatonSEX: You know I know that's a bluff, right?
MettatonSEX: You'll fuck yourself up.
Small Frisk: * She pulls out a doughnut and noms on it silently. She knows she can't do anything to stop the fighting.
Runner: "Yep, but it'll fuck you up too. And we both know exactly how spiteful I can be."
Small Frisk: * She's just a child, physically.
Runner: But really, if Metta did try anything, he'd totally go for a damn Martyr Grenade.
Small Frisk: "Don't encourage them."
Small Frisk: "..Please."
Jamie (Judas): Pfft, I need some entertainment after my studies.
Small Frisk: "We have a TV."
Ingrid: ignored the fight, opening the can and scooping out the canned ham, eating it hands free, before grasping the fork and can, and eating it by hand. Perhaps to preserve her magic despite that being a vast resource like her insane determination.
Small Frisk: * She points at the television.
MettatonSEX: You realize that an EMP only lasts for a few minutes on me, right?
Runner: His right arm also seems to...bounce slightly.
MettatonSEX: It's fuckin' hell, but at least I recover quickly.
Jamie (Judas): -slams 20 dollars on the table- I bet on the TV Star!
Runner: Hey remember that Gunblade? "I was invented by 33 different superheroes all trying to make the perfect robot, I run off steam, nuclear fusion, and practically every type of energy known to man, including clockwork."
Runner: "I guarantee, i'll get up faster."
Runner: 33 Superheroes trying to make the perfect SCOUT bot, he isn't meant for combat. Although that gunblade he installed will hurt like a bitch if he would actually go for lethal blows for once.
MettatonSEX: I run mostly on the energy of a living being.
Runner: "But does your body?"
GN Austin: -Puts a deck of pokemon cards on the table- I BET ON RUNNER!
MettatonSEX: At least I retain consciousness!
Runner: ((Fun Fact:Runner's brain had to come from somewhere, he actually has the old brain and memories of a 90's Mafia boss))
Ingrid: despite not looking at the door, sensed Maus crawling back with some spiderwebs hanging off her armor, lobbing the doughnut at ingrid. Ingrid caught it with a hand, using magic to keep the fork hanging in the air. She ate it quickly, cleaning her hand with magic, and returning to eating the canned ham.
Runner: "But does your body?" He repeats.
Small Frisk: "..Can we just stop fighting?"
Jamie (Judas): -Looks at Ingrid using her magic- Who... is that?
Small Frisk: "I wouldn't like to see my dad fight the first day I've been here in a few weeks."
MettatonSEX: I won't fight unless he fucks up.
Small Frisk: "Okay."
MettatonSEX: Otherwise, no promises.
GN Austin: -Shrugs-
Ingrid: (were you asking who was ingrid? or maus?)
: Ingrid Vogel [Ingrid] is now Maus [Maus].
Runner: He shrugs. "Good, I don't like fighting anyway. I much prefer just borrowing stuff." Keep in mind, if he thinks someone deserves it, he'll happily slam them into the floor.
Runner: Case in point: Marty.
MettatonSEX: puts the welder back in his chest container, and pulls his top down. Specks of glitter fling onto Runner and Frisk.
GN Austin: ((ingrid))
Maus: would stumble into the bar, coughing up purple stuff. God Damn that spider.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Runner: Runner just scratches off the Glitter, putting the EMP grenade down.
Small Frisk: * She snickers, wiping the glitter off of her.
MettatonSEX: looks to the new newcomer.
Runner: ((Runner fucking hates being EMP'd, but he can generally remain consciousness. The problem is any electronic parts on him get shut off, so he basically loses control of everything but his legs.))
MettatonSEX: puts his sunglasses back on.
Runner: ((Just imagine Runner running around with his upper blody flailing like one of those things you see ifnront of car sales))
MettatonSEX: ((metta's the same way, except he's completely immobile. his soul cn still scream and communicate, as ghosts are just souls spread out
Jamie (Judas): BOO! NO FIGHTING!
MettatonSEX: ((but it's wired to his body so it can only move slightly.
MettatonSEX: You want a fight, watch one on this.
Small Frisk: * She gives a short glare to Jamie.
Runner: ((Runner's mind can keep going, because it's a human brain thats been hooked up to so much machinery it might as well be a text chip))
MettatonSEX: pulls a portable DVD player out, and gives it to Jamie. On it is a collection of brutal fight scenes from movies Metta has been in.
Runner: "By the way, did any of you fucks send assasins after me?"
Jamie (Judas): . . . Alright.
MettatonSEX: No.
Small Frisk: "Nah."
Runner: "Cause when everone left last night, these damn robot fucks tried to kill me. A whole damn squad of them." He's clearly talking about the ones that have been searching the bar the past few days.
MettatonSEX: Uh. Okay?
Runner: "Half of them got hit by the traps, one of them got his head ripped off by Alloy, and the last six I had to fight. It sucked."
Small Frisk: "..Huh."
Maus: would sit down by ingrid, who sent a strong punch into the gut of maus. Maus managed to cough up a large ball of thick purple goop due to this improvised heimlich.
Small Frisk: "That's weird."
MettatonSEX: Ew.
Runner: ((Oh sweet LISA's done downloading))
Jamie (Judas): -Is watching the fight scenes- Hahahah.
MettatonSEX: steps back.
MettatonSEX: Some of those fight scenes involve lots of gore.
Small Frisk: * She decides to sit down at the couch.
GN Austin: Oh god, did you see that guy's spleen get shot through his eye!?
Runner: Runner just chills.
Small Frisk: * Relaxing is better than staring at a bunch of goop.
Jamie (Judas): Nob off, boy.
Runner: ((Y'know, if Runner's party bag was allowed in Joytale))
GN Austin: ...
Runner: ((The entire party would basically has 999 of every item))
: Maus [Maus] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: What the hell is that goop.
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: Yazan's connection timed out.
Small Frisk: "It looked like some sort of poison. Or something Muffet used to make me purple."
MettatonSEX: Oh.
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: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Runner: ((A game by "Dingaling"))
Runner: ((Yay))
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Small Frisk: ((Dingaling!))
Runner: ((...))
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Runner: ((Not even a minute in and I just got a fucking bottle thrown at me by Marty))
Small Frisk: ((10/10
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MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Fuck, I have a shoot in five minutes.
MettatonSEX: runs through the Anydoor. "Bye everyone see you later"
MettatonSEX: ((gtg
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
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Small Frisk: ((ello
GN Austin: -is sitting inbetween Jamie and Kimmy-
Mr. Diabolical: -tries to enter when Metta leaves and gets knocked down by him- BEHO- OHMP!
Small Frisk: * She states at Mr. Diabolical.
Small Frisk: stares*
Small Frisk: "Are you okay?"
Mr. Diabolical: -is a small robot that is looks like it was made from a trash can-
Mr. Diabolical: that will not stop me!
Small Frisk: "Yeah, sure, but are you okay?"
Jamie (Judas): Oh fuckin' hell ROBOBABY FOLLOWED ME AGAI-- That's not Robo-Baby.
Small Frisk: * She glances at Jamie.
Small Frisk: "Who's Robobaby?"
Mr. Diabolical: You whould worry about yourself as I will conquer the entire universe soon!
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Mr. Diabolical: you will all be my slaves!
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Jamie (Judas): One of my familiars...
Small Frisk: "Uh."
Small Frisk: "Mr. Robot, I am an independent woman."
Small Frisk: "I will not be your slave."
Small Frisk: ((Mr. Diabolical: Deine Oma masturbiert im stehen!
GN Austin: This guy again?
Kimmy: Damn.
Small Frisk: "Well, I'm Frisk."
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Small Frisk: "Nice to meetcha!"
Mr. Diabolical: -pulls out a rocket launcher, it looks as if it was made from the nintendo super zapper-
Small Frisk: "..Erm.."
Jeska or Jekas: (Super scope I mean
Small Frisk: "Cool rocket launcher."
Runner: ((...I died))
Runner: ((I just fucking walked off the edge of a cliff))
Runner: ((What the fuck))
GN Austin: . . .
Mr. Diabolical: this is my lastest invention
Small Frisk: * She pulls out a real military grade rocket launcher. She places it on her lap.
Small Frisk: "The military invented the rocket launcher before you did."
Mr. Diabolical: -fires a round at frisk, it just hits nearby and does nothing, likely a dud or was never filled with smokeless nirtate
Jamie (Judas): -Laughs-
Small Frisk: * She puts the real rocket launcher away, snickering.
Small Frisk: "That's pretty cool, y'know."
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Auger: -walks in- Hey science prjoect whered you go?
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Mr. Diabolical: well if it isn't my greatest enemy and rival, the infamous Auger!
Small Frisk: "Huh."
Auger: -walks to the voice I'm not your rival an I'm going to kick your ass
GN Austin: . . .
Mr. Diabolical: -waddles over to Frisk- no one move, I have a hostage!
Small Frisk: "No you don't."
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Mr. Diabolical: -pulls out a screwdriver and points it at Frisk-
Mr. Diabolical: I will unscrew all your bolts!
Small Frisk: "I am a human."
Small Frisk: * She pulls out a laser gun.
Small Frisk: * She turns on the laser pointer.
Small Frisk: * A red dot flies around Mr D.'s body.
Mr. Diabolical: Hey you can't do that! I'm holding you hostage
Jamie (Judas): -summons a red fireball in his hand- Then I'll save her.
Small Frisk: "Uh.."
Small Frisk: "Okay!"
Small Frisk: * She smiles, putting the gun away.
Small Frisk: * She is somewhat reminded of Papyrus, so she decides to go along with it.
Small Frisk: "Oh no! Save me!"
Small Frisk: "I am unarmed!"
Jamie (Judas): -points the fireball at Mr. D- I W I L L D E S T R O Y Y O U...
Auger: -pulls out a Lasblaster and aims it at the wrong direction-
Small Frisk: "Woah."
Small Frisk: * She crosses her arms and leans into the couch.
GN Austin: Uuuh, D-Dude, Calm down.
Mr. Diabolical: -the fireball hits Mr. D and while Auger fires his gun, hitting the wall-
Jamie (Judas): -Points his hand at GNA- I SAID NOB OFF
GN Austin: . . .
Small Frisk: "Are you okay, Mr. D?"
Mr. Diabolical: -is beaten, battered, and scorched- Owwwwww......-gets up-
Jeska or Jekas: Its MIster Diabolical!
Jeska or Jekas: ((damn it -retcon that-
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: Yazan [Jeska or Jekas] is now Mister Diadolical [Mr. Diabolical].
Mr. Diabolical: My name is MIster Diabolical!
Runner: ((I died again))
Runner: ((To some fuck named Sugar Mountain))
Small Frisk: "I personally think Mr. D sounds cooler!"
Mr. Diabolical: -starts waddling away, barely able to walk-
Small Frisk: "It also sounds more.. villainous."
Small Frisk: "Also, do you need help?"
Auger: Did I get him?
Jamie (Judas): It sounds like Mr. Dick...
GN Austin: Heh.
Small Frisk: "..Ugh."
Small Frisk: "Boys and their penis jokes."
Small Frisk: "What's even funny about that?"
Mr. Diabolical: ITS MISTER DIABOLICAL! -grabs a coke can and throws it at well...something
Small Frisk: "..Uh, okay."
Small Frisk: "Sorry, Mr. Diabolical."
Jamie (Judas): Nice aim, twat!
Small Frisk: "Don't call him a twat."
Mr. Diabolical: You have not seen the last of MISTER DIABOLICAL....... DEVLISH.......INQUITIOUS
Small Frisk: "..Hehe. Okay."
Jamie (Judas): I wish I vaporized the last of you.
Mr. Diabolical: -waddles to the door, trips and falls instead-
Auger: Dude get out of here!
Small Frisk: * She walks over to Mr. D and helps him up.
Mr. Diabolical: Oww -gets up and leaves-
Small Frisk: "There you go."
Small Frisk: * She sits back down.
Mr. Diabolical: DONT TOUCH EM!
Mr. Diabolical: ME!
Jamie (Judas): You should've let him suffer.
Mr. Diabolical: -leaves
Small Frisk: "He doesn't deserve to suffer."
Small Frisk: "He seems like a cool dude."
: Mister Diadolical [Mr. Diabolical] is now Yazan [Dr. Fintevious].
: Yazan [Dr. Fintevious] is now Yazan [Auger].
Small Frisk: "He reminds me of Papyrus in a way."
Auger: Hes annoying is what he is
Small Frisk: "He really isn't."
Auger: He does this all the time
Jamie (Judas): Next time he tries to "take over the world." H E I S D E A D . . .
Small Frisk: "He just has a big ego."
Auger: Follows me around and tries to "take over" shit
Small Frisk: "I think you all are overreacting."
Auger: Yeah hes totally harmless
Auger: I win all our confrontations against him and I'm blind
Small Frisk: "What's wrong with him despite the big ego, though?"
Auger: He wants to conquer the world
Auger: For some....reason
Small Frisk: "That isn't bad."
Small Frisk: "That's just a goal he wants to achieve."
Auger: Do you want him to have any kind of power?
Auger: I wouldn't want him running an ice cream shop
Small Frisk: "There are plenty of timelines out there."
Small Frisk: "I'm sure he would be a good ruler in one of them."
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Small Frisk: "It's like how my friend Papyrus really wanted to get in the Royal Guard once."
Small Frisk: ((hi slarv
Jamie (Judas): Maybe the GARBAGE timeline.
Auger: Maybe in imaginaton land
Fabriel: ((Popped out of the movie for a sec
GN Austin: ((ay
Fabriel: ((This is baaaaaaaaaaaad
Fabriel: ((This is just awful
Fabriel: ((See you when this finally ends
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Small Frisk: "He's just a fn
Small Frisk: FUCK
Small Frisk: "He's just a fun guy with big dreams."
Small Frisk: "I, for one, have nothing against him."
Auger: Hes a failed school project I made when I was in high school
Small Frisk: "Failed? I'm surprised nobody liked him."
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Auger: I failed because I made him out of a trash can
Auger: Everyone else use metals like steel, titanium, roduim, cortin, and more
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Auger: That and he likes like shit
Auger: Looks like*
Auger: I'm surprised he survived that fireball tbh
Small Frisk: "Hmph. Well, that's your opinion, and I respect it."
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Jamie (Judas): It was my weakest.
Auger: I was high when I made him
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Small Frisk: "How old is he?"
Runner: ((And now I just shelled out all my stuff for this useless fucks life))
Small Frisk: ((Auger: YOU'RE NOT PROFESSOR OAK
Auger: Umm about 4 years old
Small Frisk: "How long have you been blind?"
Auger: He was meant to be a comedic robot
Auger: Less than a year now
Small Frisk: "Ah."
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Auger: He became all evil about 2 years ago
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Small Frisk: (('ello
Auger: ((oi
Small Frisk: ((There's not too many people on right now.))
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Small Frisk: ((wow
GN Austin: ((ikr
Small Frisk: "Mmkay."
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Small Frisk: * She grabs a blanket, draping it over herself.
Small Frisk: ((hi ad
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
GN Austin: ((ayy d))
Auger: -waddles over to where frisk's voice came from-
Small Frisk: ((frisk got involved in a timeline thing and now she's eleven
Small Frisk: "Mm?"
Auger: (oi
Small Frisk: * She looks up at Auger.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Frisk who))
Small Frisk: ((Frisk Rogers
Auger: You can have him next time he comes around
Asriel_Dreemurr: (Oh shit))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sleeping on the couch.
Small Frisk: ((her timeline didn't get reset though
Small Frisk: "Okay."
Jeska or Jekas: -is also asleep on the couch
Small Frisk: ((she was involved in the resetting of another timeline
Small Frisk: * She glances at Jukon and AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Auger: -moves to the couch and sits- I'll be here
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Auger, Frisk."
Jeska or Jekas: -still sleeping-
Small Frisk: * She realizes AD looked very familiar.. oh, right! He was the one that poked up the blanket, but older.
Small Frisk: * And after his reset.
Small Frisk: "Hello!"
Small Frisk: * She scoots over to AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "howdy. Nice to meet you."
Auger: Hey whoever is ther
Auger: There*
Small Frisk: "I actually used to know you."
Auger: ((take a quick shower, heading into Seoul today
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Really?"
Small Frisk: "Yeah! We used to be good friends, actually. Then your timeline got reset. We were sort of friends when you were eleven."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, glad to see you again, then."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did timeline shenanigans happen to you, too?"
Small Frisk: "In another timeline besides my own, yes."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You were with Nancy, correct?"
Small Frisk: * She appears to snicker a little bit, as she glances at the blanket and back at AD. She then shakes her head, not bothering to think of that.
Small Frisk: "Yep."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Weird."
Jamie (Judas): -Reads his "Book of Belial"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you still have all your memories?"
Small Frisk: "Yeppers!"
Small Frisk: "I remember all resets involved with me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, that's good then."
Small Frisk: * She couldn't resist talking about that incident. "Around the first few days we originally met, I was hiding under a blanket.."
Small Frisk: "Then you poked your head up it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Small Frisk: "I forgave you for it, though!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Before I was reset?"
Small Frisk: "Yes."
Small Frisk: "You cursed a lot, then."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I curse a lot, now."
Small Frisk: "You said, 'FUCK I SAID A FUCKWORD' once."
Small Frisk: "Are you sure?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Small Frisk: "You were sixteen, then."
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs, still lying in the couch.
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The Trio: ((Ayy
Small Frisk: ((ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm."
The Trio: ((We're talking about blanket incident IC? Lel
Small Frisk: * She partially leans on AD a bit. "Huh. You're fluffier than that blanket I have on me."
Small Frisk: ((we did
The Trio: ((Neato
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, and sits up.
Small Frisk: "I don't understand why you Asriels are so fluffy."
Small Frisk: "Every Asriel I've seen was fluffy."
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Small Frisk: ((
Small Frisk: ((Asriel_Fuckmurr
The Trio: ((rip
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GN Austin: ((Asriel_Ded...murr...))
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Small Frisk: ((Serial_Murderer
Jeska or Jekas: -wakes up-
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Small Frisk: * She glances at Jeska, before looking back at AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's weird."
Jeska or Jekas: Hey
Small Frisk: "I don't think I've met her."
Small Frisk: * She glances back at Jeska.
Small Frisk: "Hello!"
Small Frisk: "My name is Frisk."
Small Frisk: "What's your name?"
Jeska or Jekas: MY name is Jeska
Jeska or Jekas: or Jekas
Small Frisk: "Okay! I'll just call you Jeska."
Small Frisk: "I like Jeska better."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jeska."
Jeska or Jekas: most people do
Jeska or Jekas: -seems rather emotionless in her talk and facial expressions-
Small Frisk: * She looks at AD. "It's also weird how your name is an anagram for Serial Murderer."
Jamie (Judas): -quietly mumbling to himself- trying to read my shit, people...
Jeska or Jekas: Hey AD
The Trio: ((Judas? Like from BoI or no?
Asriel_Dreemurr: also shrugs.
GN Austin: ((yes
The Trio: ((Noice
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, can't ask us to stop talking in a social bar."
GN Austin: ((I named him Jamie because who the fuck names their kid Judas))
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Small Frisk: ((jews do
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Simon did))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can I ask for your feeing on last night, Jeska?"
Jeska or Jekas: so whats new?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm worried you might have been uncomfortable."
GN Austin: ((oh ok))
Jeska or Jekas: I block it out
Small Frisk: "Last night?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alright."
Jeska or Jekas: even so I don't really mind
Small Frisk: "Meh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon and I went on a date, and Jeska lives in the same body as Jukon."
Small Frisk: "Oh!"
Small Frisk: "Okay."
Jeska or Jekas: Umm Ad
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska sh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyways."
Jeska or Jekas: Jukons pissed
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait shit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Frisk can you erase that from ever knowing it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks."
Small Frisk: "..What?"
Small Frisk: "What do you mean?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We didn't go on a date."
Small Frisk: "Oh, okay! I know that awkward feeling."
Jeska or Jekas: Also theres only Jeska
Jeska or Jekas: Him and I wnet on the date
Jeska or Jekas: I mean
Jeska or Jekas: shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Goddamnit."
Small Frisk: * She giggles.
Jeska or Jekas: forgot everythinng you heard in the last 5 minutes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I need one of those men I black mind eraser things."
Small Frisk: "You're black?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
Small Frisk: "You said 'men I black'."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Frisk I said in."
Small Frisk: "You must be tired then."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm always tired."
Small Frisk: "Even when you're drinking Redbull?"
Jeska or Jekas: yea you are
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Small Frisk: "Also, AD.. last time I was here, you were fairly close to another goat, I think. What happened to him?"
Small Frisk: ((gdi AD
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shit))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ants everywhere))
Jeska or Jekas: ((ants in your eyes?
Small Frisk: (("Ants everywhere" -AD, 2016
Runner: (( People. Vote on this. If it gets 200 votes a person is going to release a game early. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK ME THEN))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jesus Christ))
Jeska or Jekas: ((Ants in my eyes johnson!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I just slaughtered an entire colony of ants))
Small Frisk: ((also wow
Jeska or Jekas: things happened
Asriel_Dreemurr: Missed a few.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Small Frisk: "May I ask what happened?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's gone."
Asriel_Dreemurr: leaves it at that.
Small Frisk: "Oh. Do you think he's still alive?"
Small Frisk: * But she won't!
Jeska or Jekas: -pats AD on the back-
Jeska or Jekas: no more questions
Small Frisk: * Actually, she will.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."
Small Frisk: "..Ah. I see."
Small Frisk: "I'm sorry."
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Jeska.
Small Frisk: * She gives AD a short hug, before letting go.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Jeska or Jekas: -side hugs AD-
Small Frisk: "I know what it's like to lose somebody you love."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Jeska or Jekas: AD has lost too much
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, guess I have."
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Jeska or Jukon: but you have me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I do."
Asriel_Dreemurr: realizes that it's probably Jukon.
Small Frisk: ((Jeska/Jukon: Now that you can't havw gay sex, at least for now, I'll be here to supply you for your sex needs.
Erron: -Walks in with sunglasses on, doing a badass walk-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Motherfucker))
Jeska or Jukon: ((fun fact, Jukon isn't as sex driven as see used to be due tot he lack of cybernetics
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ant survived bit me))
Jeska or Jukon: she used*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I saw him do it))
Jeska or Jukon: ((kill him
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He's dead now))
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Jeska or Jukon: ((Yes yes good good, release your anger
Jeska or Jukon: -looks at AA-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Erron."
Small Frisk: ((I'm here searching up diseases and disorders just to get a good idea of what I need to do to fuuufeel my plans.))
Jeska or Jukon: Hello there Erron
Erron: -Walks up to everyone- Anyone notice anything... -tips his sunglasses- Different?
Small Frisk: "No."
Jeska or Jukon: No
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Duck edge
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATHh
Erron: . . . Th-the sunglasses?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fucked*))
Small Frisk: ((there's just three nos
Small Frisk: "I don't even know you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Doenst make too much a difference))
Jamie (Judas): You look like a fuckin' scrub, mate.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Erron: . . .
Jeska or Jukon: thats not unique enough to be considered different
The Trio: ((Brb dinner, then I'll do thing
The Trio: ((things*
Erron: [sub]I spent $500 on these...[/sub]
Small Frisk: "Oh."
Runner: (( ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Five hundred dollars?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That was a waste."
Jeska or Jukon: why are you bringing attention to your sunglasses?
Small Frisk: * She pulls out five hundred dollars, and gives it to Erron.
Small Frisk: "Here."
Jeska or Jukon: thats pocket change for him
Small Frisk: "That's pocket change for me."
Erron: . . . -takes it- Th-Thanks.
Small Frisk: "I'm a billionaire."
Erron: Oh...
Erron: Alright. -sits down at the bar-
Small Frisk: "Also, you're welcome!"
Jeska or Jukon: he inhieted a mountain house full of cash, gold, treasure, and more
Small Frisk: * She looks at the J Duo. "Wow."
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Small Frisk: "Hey, at least he appreciated the money."
Jeska or Jukon: Yes Is suppose
Jeska or Jukon: I Suppose*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet I have like millions of dollars worth of antiques in that Chest Jukons gave all those years ago."
Jeska or Jukon: how did you become so well to do
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well to do))
Small Frisk: "Are you implying something?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jukon: -sighs-
Jeska or Jukon: How did you both become rich
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm the price of a king and queen."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Prince*
Jeska or Jukon: even though you live in a normal house
Small Frisk: "I freed all monsters, I'm an ambassador, I'm worshipped by aliens, and other things."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I chose it."
Jeska or Jukon: I don't have a dime
Small Frisk: "If you marry AD, then you'll share his money and worth."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I can pay for your stuff."
Small Frisk: "Then you'll have more than a dime."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well geez, that's true."
Jeska or Jukon: it wouldn't be about the money though
Small Frisk: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Course not."
Small Frisk: ((plot twist jukon wants ad for the money
Small Frisk: ((jk
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Jeska or Jukon: -cuddles up to AD-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: cuddles back.
Jeska or Jukon: -kisses his snoot- thanks for taking care of me
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Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No problem."
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Small Frisk: ((
Jeska or Jukon: where was Asgore yesterday?
Asriel_Dreemurr: is 99 percent sure that this is Jukon.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."
Small Frisk: * She just.. sits there. She doesn't have anything to add to this conversation.
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Jeska or Jukon: whats he like?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's nice."
Jeska or Jukon: anything I need to be worried about
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Jeska or Jukon: I just thoguht of something
Jeska or Jukon: when did you start telling you parents about me?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunnozl
Asriel_Dreemurr: ."*
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Small Frisk: ((AD: eleven years ago
Jeska or Jukon: they don't thinkI'm like 34 years old do they?
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Jeska or Jukon: I mean, are the aware of the time skip
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, they're aware."
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The Trio: ((Back
Jeska or Jukon: okay good
Jeska or Jukon: also I think I'm like 22 now
The Trio: enters. Usual greeting.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "One year older than me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."
The Trio: ((Wait
The Trio: ((Sincere's birthday is totally 6/6/06
The Trio: ((or just 6/6/6
Jeska or Jukon: -lies her head down on his lap-
Asriel_Dreemurr: sifts through their hair.
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The Trio: * Scratch that. They enter again, but without Sincere.
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The Trio: ((Ayy
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Small Frisk: ((hi mv
Jeska or Jukon: thanks honey
Jeska or Jukon: ((oi
MettatonSEX: re-enters the bar, no longer clothed.
Serene: 'Hello.'
Small Frisk: "Hi, dad! How was the shoot?"
MettatonSEX: Hello.
MettatonSEX: Oh, it went wonderfully!
Jeska or Jukon: -looks at Metta- what is is topless Saturday
Small Frisk: * She nods. "That's good!"
MettatonSEX: I'm naked almost all the time.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Mettaton."
MettatonSEX: Hi, Asriel.
Jeska or Jukon: hey Metta
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I assume Mettaton knows Frisk got turned young))
Small Frisk: ((Yes.
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The Trio: ((Ayy
Small Frisk: * She yawns. That blanket is comfh.
Small Frisk: comfy*
The Trio: ((comfh
Fabriel: ((Yo
Small Frisk: gdi you little shit mobile keyboard*
Fabriel: ((That movie is shit
The Trio: ((Which
Small Frisk: ((Wowzers.))
Small Frisk: ((B v S
Fabriel: ((B S
The Trio: ((I heard it is
Fabriel: ((I spent the whole time complaining to azzy
The Trio: ((Heard first half was bad, second half was terrible
The Trio: ((noice
Fabriel: ((Yep
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Fabriel: ((Who gave me what i think was a verbal response, didnt make much sense but it wasnt my voice and it came outta nowhere
Fabriel: ((So that was cool
The Trio: ((:O
The Trio: ((Gg
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Your talking to your Tulsa))
The Trio: ((I still haven't had anything besides the two responses
Asriel_Dreemurr: Tulpa*
Fabriel: ((Well i've been forcing all day every day baby
Runner: ((Slarv))
Jeska or Jukon: so how about that ride?
Runner: ((I got Lisa))
Fabriel: ((Ye?
The Trio: ((I don't and can't do it often
Fabriel: ((Oooh?
Small Frisk: "So, dad.. how does it feel for me to be small?"
Runner: ((And now i'm spreading a poll around to people to vote on a strawpoll so that they can get a fangame released))
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Small Frisk: "In my opinion, it feels strange but neat."
Small Frisk: ((gdi mv
Runner: ((I've gotten us about 20 votes))
Fabriel: ((You should passive force, if you can
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Fabriel: ((Oh i saw that poll
Fabriel: ((I voted succ
The Trio: ((It's difficult for me to passive force, I can't focus on them enough
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ride?"
MettatonSEX: It feels... weird.
Runner: ((And within the first 10 mintues))
The Trio: ((I can narrate but I don't feel like they're listening because I can't picture them during passive forcing
The Trio: ((Active forcing I can picture and speak
Fabriel: ((Ah, im used to being bored a lot so its easy for me to be somewhere else in my head
Jeska or Jukon: not in that manner
Jeska or Jukon: in the car
Runner: ((I fell off a cliff 3 times, and gave away all my belongings to save Terry's life))
The Trio: ((darn
Jeska or Jukon: and highway
MettatonSEX: I mean, it's nice, but...
The Trio: ((I'm much better at hearing things in my mind's eye than seeing things
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just want to go for a drive?"
MettatonSEX: It's like walking into the past.
Fabriel: ((Same
The Trio: ((Mostly because there's constantly music in my head
Small Frisk: ((Metta: And you were ugly in the past.
The Trio: ((Almost 24/7
Small Frisk: ((Metta: lol jk ilu
Fabriel: ((Its really hard to get in wonderland
The Trio: ((I'm trying to make a wonderland, getting a bit better at it
Small Frisk: * She nods. "..Yeah."
MettatonSEX: But you're like, technically 21?
Fabriel: ((I have a hotel room
Small Frisk: "Mhm."
Jeska or Jukon: sure
The Trio: ((Brb
Fabriel: ((A literal hotel room
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Jeska or Jukon: you gotta teach me how do drive
Fabriel: ((I'm uncreative but it gets the job done
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, and leads them to his timeline.
DamnDude: (( Ok. So im not late. ))
Small Frisk: "I'm feeling more and more like a kid, though."
Fabriel: ((Its gonna be another hour and a half to two hours
Small Frisk: "Even though I know a lot of adult things."
Jeska or Jukon: -follows, holding his hand-
Fabriel: ((Just got outta the movie
Fabriel: ((Gotta get food
DamnDude: (( Yeah that mass i went to? A confirmation mass. ))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: enters his timeline, and leads them to a room, with a good amount of books in bookshelves in it.
The Trio: ((Back
The Trio: ((I picture them in a bar because that's what I imagine when I RP
DamnDude: (( More church for your weekend. ))
The Trio: ((Haven't imagined many other places
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hate to say it, Jukon, but you need to learn to read and write English first."
Fabriel: ((Also for some reason he grew a few years somehow
Small Frisk: ((AD: -picks up "HOW TO DRIVE FOR DUMMIES" and hands it to Jukon-
The Trio: ((wowie
Small Frisk: ((AD: here
Fabriel: ((So hes teenage now
The Trio: ((gg
Jeska or Jukon: come on
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's because you want to fuck him))
The Trio: ((pray he isn't emo
Small Frisk: ((So he's now fuckable?))
DamnDude: (( Well ill be back ))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't let him read that))
Fabriel: ((I knew you faggots would say that
Jeska or Jukon: can't we just go, drive around for a bit first?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You need to read signs and shit."
Fabriel: ((I can say fuckwords again, im glad
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And you can fuck him))
Jeska or Jukon: -cuddles up to AD- I just want to ride for now, you can drive
The Trio: ((:l
Fabriel: ((See i thought that
Fabriel: ((And then he sent bad vibes my way
The Trio: ((Yay he wants to be abstinent
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Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, leading them to his garage, and unlocking his car blah blah they are in the car now.
MettatonSEX: ((so dont say the fuckwords like that
The Trio: ((Azzy you're following a good path
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yay he hates you))
The Trio: ((no
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((oh))
MettatonSEX: ...Hm.
Small Frisk: ((AD pours gasoline into the engine
Small Frisk: "...Hm."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yay you're making a great imaginary friend))
The Trio: ((That's like saying your friend hates you because he doesn't want to sex you
The Trio: ((Friend
Jeska or Jukon: ((is the car a convertible?
Fabriel: ((More like mind hostage
Small Frisk: ((show Azzy your dick
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((White 2014 ZR1 stingray.))
MettatonSEX: sits down on the couch, sighing.
Small Frisk: ((maybe he'll want to sex you then
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No))
Fabriel: ((This is going a lot quicker than i thought it would
The Trio: (( Ν‘o ΝœΚ– Ν‘o)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But it is convertible))
MettatonSEX: ((slarv is today trauma day
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((8 cylinder, but it generally used only four, due to
Fabriel: ((Yes
Fabriel: ((Later tho
Jeska or Jukon: sweet, lets do this
Small Frisk: * She looks to her father. "Are you okay?"
MettatonSEX: ((are we gonna have to kill the kids
The Trio: hasn't entered because yes.
Fabriel: ((Today is also 100000 hp boss day
The Trio: ((wait rly
The Trio: ((noice
Asriel_Dreemurr: waits for the top to go down, and pulls out, and starts driving.
MettatonSEX: It's really weird to see this.
Fabriel: ((Final boss has 100000 hp baby
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anywhere specific you want to go?"
Small Frisk: ((So today is the final day of Painful?))
Fabriel: ((Yup
Small Frisk: "..Do you mean me?"
The Trio: enters again because their RPer decides to actually RP. Sincere isn't with them.
Jeska or Jukon: nah, not unless you want to go somewhere specific
Jeska or Jukon: never been in a car before
MettatonSEX: ((ive been imagining joy mutant gasterblook kids
Serene: 'Hello.'
MettatonSEX: Yes.
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Small Frisk: * She nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Might aswel if I'm driving."
Small Frisk: "Hello."
Serene: 'How is everything? Seems fine.'
Fabriel: ((If i dont get the same BULLSHIT from mellow mushroom i got from fridays
Small Frisk: "Also, yeah.. it feels weird to be so short again."
Runner: ((Yes))
Runner: ((Corgi and Glamor))
The Trio: ((corgi
Small Frisk: "Also, everything is fine except I'm young again."
Jeska or Jukon: take me anywhere you like
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah but where do you want to go."
Fabriel: ((Laharl how far are you?
MettatonSEX: ((i imagine theyd be stuck together, beasts that are tied by bonds that cannot break but they have seperate urges
Jeska or Jukon: pound town? Nah jk
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Jeska or Jukon: anything cool around?
Fabriel: ((And also do you know the backstory
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Uhm..."
Serene: '...How does one regress physically?'
MettatonSEX: Frisk, it's like a constant flashback.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Define cool for you."
Small Frisk: "Right."
Small Frisk: "I feel that way, too."
Jeska or Jukon: somewhere with a great view
Jeska or Jukon: that'll make me want to make out with you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well shit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean there are beaches but they are public beaches."
Small Frisk: "Some of my fondest memories are being short, and it's like I'm reliving them."
Jeska or Jukon: got a mountain view top of the city?
MettatonSEX: ((like, they hugged before total mutation and they have seperate minds but in the mutation process they fused together
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There aren't mountains."
MettatonSEX: Mmhm...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Let alone hills."
Jeska or Jukon: (Whats he live in florida?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ye))
Runner: ((Lets see how hot a young version of me is))
Serene: 'It seems your fine with being young again. I wouldn't expect that.'
The Trio: ((you're* nooooo
Jeska or Jukon: ((orlando?
Small Frisk: * She shrugs.
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Runner: (( Tch. ))
Small Frisk: "That's what you see externally."
MettatonSEX: I wouldn't be myself, but, it's good you're feeling okay with this.
Fabriel: ((That's a wonderful idea MV
Jeska or Jukon: any cool parks around here?
MettatonSEX: ((ikt
MettatonSEX: ((*ikr
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think our best bet is a beach. Sun is setting soon, so that'll look great."
Small Frisk: "..Yeah. I'll fix mysslf eventually."
Serene: '...You're also telling me that you enjoy being young. So unless you're lying, then it's external and internal.'
Jeska or Jukon: aight
Small Frisk: "Yes."
MettatonSEX: ((theyd have acid tears and the glamor head would have multiple mouths
Small Frisk: "Being an adult is boring."
Small Frisk: "You never get to relax."
MettatonSEX: Mmh...
Jeska or Jukon: -has her head out the window, enjoying the speed and breeze-
Serene: 'Some kids never get to relax, to be fair. Unless they're the 'normal' kids.'
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Fabriel: ((Joy mutants don't grow extra appendages
Asriel_Dreemurr: does the drive to a relatively empty beach, not much people.
Small Frisk: "I relaxed here a lot."
Fabriel: ((They can stretch and shit
Fabriel: ((And bloat
Fabriel: ((But no extras
Serene: 'I'm almost an adult but for over half of my life I haven't had enough time to relax.'
Small Frisk: "I remember eating animal crackers on one of my first days here."
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MettatonSEX: ((
MettatonSEX: ((glamor already has two mouths, one is a ghost projection
Runner: ((Inb4 they get to attack twice each turn))
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Runner: ((And Gaster and Metta refuse to join the fight))
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Small Frisk: ((So twice the blowjob?))
The Trio: ((e-e
MettatonSEX: ((HE IS SIX
Small Frisk: ((WHEN HE'S OLDEE
Small Frisk: ((YES
The Trio: ((OLDEE
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Small Frisk: ((OLDEE
MettatonSEX: ((when he is eighteen
Small Frisk: ((yes
Small Frisk: ((that's what i meant
Jeska or Jukon: -gets out of the car-
Jeska or Jukon: nice view
MettatonSEX: ((you can get a gruesome bony bj
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets out aswell.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Fabriel: ((Ayy
Fabriel: ((What if
Fabriel: ((Gaster and Metta were already in the fight?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nothing like that tower back at your timeline."
Jeska or Jukon: people here seem happy though
MettatonSEX: ((DO IT
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They are pretty happy."
Jeska or Jukon: -walks to the beach- how are the waters?
Fabriel: ((I was already planning to
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sometimes cold, not sure today."
Fabriel: ((Also holy shit the ending of LISA was awesome
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks with them.
MettatonSEX: ((btw, ive alluded to glamors second mouth, but he tries to hide it bc he thinks hes ugly with it open
MettatonSEX: ((it's like papyrus's
Jeska or Jukon: wanna go for a swim?
Runner: ((Fun fact: This fuck Is who Runner is inspired by, and I generally just use him as a reference for what he looks like))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hate salt water, and have not bathing suit."
MettatonSEX: ((his first mouth is all ghost
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And we can't be nude it's a public beach."
Jeska or Jukon: just make out on the becach then?
Runner: ((Inb4 Glamor has a third mouth that nobody knows where the FUCK it came from and it's basically jaws))
MettatonSEX: fiddles with his ring
Small Frisk: ((i read that as jews
Asriel_Dreemurr: glances at a lifeguard tower.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ehh.."
The Trio: ((it's basically jews
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I say we look at it then go in the car."
MettatonSEX: ((he can make magic that looks like terth
Runner: Runner is still at the bar, sitting in a chair and juggling smoke grenades
Jeska or Jukon: sure
MettatonSEX: ((i mean not yet but he would as a teen
Runner: ((Glamor probably completely rips off Lemon Bread for his moves))
MettatonSEX: ((*teeth
MettatonSEX: ((nah
Jeska or Jukon: -sits on the sand-
Small Frisk: "..I would do anything to relive the past again."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits next to them. It's a beautiful sunset, and shit.
MettatonSEX: ((it's mostly electric bones and yellow magic, but he can use cyan and blue as well.
MettatonSEX: I'd imagine it'd be wonderful for you.
Small Frisk: "I can't and won't reset, though."
Serene: 'And now you're reliving the past at seemingly no cost.'
Runner: ((What, no random biting attacks outta nowhere?))
Small Frisk: "This isn't the same as reliving the past."
MettatonSEX: ((maybe one
Serene: '...Oh.'
Runner: ((Cause Glamor seems like the type of fuck that would make everything more difficult by just randomly having teeth made of electricity and shit happen))
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Small Frisk: "This is just a part of the past."
MettatonSEX: ((he woukd
Serene: 'True. It's half of it, though.'
Small Frisk: "Not half of it."
MettatonSEX: ((he definitely would
Small Frisk: "Only 1/100th of it."
Serene: 'It's part of it...'
Serene: '...Alright.'
Jeska or Jukon: we'll have to come back later
Jeska or Jukon: to go swiming
Small Frisk: "There are so many things, so many people that I want to see again.. but they're all gone."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
MettatonSEX: ((as an adult, glamor has mastered electric bones
MettatonSEX: ...
Small Frisk: "And all of that is stuck in the past."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is looking out to the water.
Small Frisk: "And I don't have a time machine."
MettatonSEX: ...
Jeska or Jukon: think there is treausre in those waters
Serene: 'There's a timeline with a time machine, I'm sure. Though some work very strangely.'
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably not anywhere near shore."
Runner: ((Also probably uses the only ghost-exclusive magic in the game (grey attacks) to fuck with people))
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Runner: ((Like an entire line of grey bones that do nothing and then a single white bone as a fuck you))
Small Frisk: "I'm not that selfish."
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Jeska or Jukon: gonna try to not get involved in bad business anymore
MettatonSEX: ((he can already do that,
Serene: 'Some send you into a copy of the timeline except set back. Some set back the timeline you're already in.'
Fabriel: ((
Runner: Runner drops a smoke grenade.
Jeska or Jukon: just the occasional treasure hunt
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's fine."
Fabriel: ((We're sending this to dingaling
MettatonSEX: ((he's at early intermediate magic level
MettatonSEX: Hhh
Fabriel: ((We have to be able to kill the true evildoer
Runner: He catches it with his foot, and continues juggling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm glad. It would suck to lose you again."
Jeska or Jukon: I don't want to take any more chances now that I'm with you
Runner: (( This is what your strawpoll links me to ))
Small Frisk: "Are you okay, dad?"
Runner: ((Fuck my internet))
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's awesome, Jukon."
Jeska or Jukon: don't think I could do that to you anyways
Small Frisk: "I'm sorry if I'm making you feel uncomfortable.."
MettatonSEX: No, no.
MettatonSEX: I just...
Fabriel: ((R I P
Small Frisk: "Mm?"
Fabriel: ((I
Fabriel: ((P
Jeska or Jukon: Yeah, no more being stupid, no more poor decisions, no more running before thinking
MettatonSEX: wraps Frisk in a hug.
MettatonSEX: I just want you to be happy.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good."
Jeska or Jukon: -scoots over and lies on his chest-
Serene: 'I could try to find a timeline with a time machine for you, if you want that.'
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Runner: "Dawww, heartwarming." Says Runner, still being a bit of an ass.
MettatonSEX: pulls his fully corporeal daughter close.
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Small Frisk: * She flinches, before slowly hugging back and burying her face into Metta's shoulder. Hopefully she doesn't poke her face with it. "..I know. You're one of the best fathers I could of asked for."
Runner: Wait are they even in the bar.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is at the beach in his timeline with Jukon.
MettatonSEX: Oh, Friiiisk!
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Small Frisk: * She snickers.
Jeska or Jukon: I'm reading to go back whenever you are
The Trio: (("Except Gaster"
MettatonSEX: kisses her on the head.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gaster: what about me))
Jeska or Jukon: guess I have to learn how do read now
Small Frisk: ((^
Jeska or Jukon: to read*
Fabriel: ((Marty of course
DamnDude: (( Guess who's back, back agaun. ))
MettatonSEX: ((she has like five dads
Small Frisk: ((
Small Frisk: ((
MettatonSEX: ((you
Runner: Runner is silently fak-echoking himself behind the two, Metta can't see him, but Frisk totally can as he pretend to be dying from these mushy fucks.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Runner: ((How the fake-choking not fak-echoking))
Small Frisk: * She just.. ignores Runner.
Jeska or Jukon: you gonna be my teacher?
MettatonSEX: Runner, stop.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want to go to a class or that."
MettatonSEX: I can hear your gross noises.
Runner: >Silently.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because there are classes, for those who can't read or write."
Jeska or Jukon: if you know what you're doing sure
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't."
Runner: Okay then. He continues fake - choking but silently.
Jeska or Jukon: otherwise I'll find a class
Fabriel: ((I wonder how metta would react to frisk almost getting beaned in the head with a beer bottle today
Small Frisk: ((oh yeah
Jeska or Jukon: yeah I guess that makes sense, because otherwise I'd be sleeping with the teacher if you were to teach me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Senpai."
Runner: (("Then he deserved it" - Metta's reaction to hearing how Runner beat the fucking hell out of Marty and chucked him ungracefully into some random timeline))
MettatonSEX: ((he would have gone neo and pulled the guy's organs out but in a seperate room
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, let's find a class.
Jeska or Jukon: sure thing
Small Frisk: "..I have no idea when I would be happy or satisfied with my life."
Jeska or Jukon: ...senpai
Fabriel: ((I should go get food
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Small Frisk: "Just.. being here was one of the best things that has ever happened to me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna go one now?"
MettatonSEX: I want you to be happy now.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or stay for a bit."
Jeska or Jukon: a few minutes more
Serene: 'I didn't know this place meant so much to people...'
Runner: More fake-choking.
Jeska or Jukon: (brb, make a sandwich
Serene: * She puts that in her notebook.
Small Frisk: * She nods.
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Runner: Runner accidently knocks over his bag while being an ass.
Runner: Oh fuck.
Small Frisk: "..I--"
MettatonSEX: It's where I met my husband.
Small Frisk: * She glances at Runner.
Small Frisk: * She looks back at Metta.
MettatonSEX: stands up, and turns his head to Runner.
MettatonSEX: Stop.
MettatonSEX: turns back.
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Small Frisk: ((Metta: IT'S TIME TO STOP
Runner: Runner starts putting his shit back in the bag, he reaches for a flashbang and it explodes in his face.
MettatonSEX: !
Small Frisk: "..Oh my."
Small Frisk: * She stares at Runner.
Small Frisk: "Are you.. okay?"
MettatonSEX: stumbles forward, holding Frisk a tiny bit tighter.
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Runner: Runner doesn't have eyelids, he can't just close his eyes. Another flashbang goes off point blank
Runner: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Small Frisk: * He hugs Metta just as tight. Somehow.
Small Frisk: "..What has happened here, recently?"
MettatonSEX: is hugging about as tight as an average person
Runner: Karma's a bitch, Runner.
Small Frisk: "I've been busy for.. so long. I haven't been keeping track."
Jeska or Jukon: I'm ready
Serene: 'Hell, basically.'
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Small Frisk: "..Hell?"
MettatonSEX: New people showed up, B died, FAsriel was kidnapped, and the bargoers have been put through hell.
Jeska or Jukon: -gets up and heads to the car-
Serene: 'There's a pill in a timeline that's turning people into mutants and we're trying to stop it while saving people.'
Runner: He reaches to pick up his bag and a boxing-glove-in-a-box beans him over the face.
Serene: 'And that stuff.'
Asriel_Dreemurr: follows.
Small Frisk: "..Ah. Should I come with you all?"
MettatonSEX: No.
Jeska or Jukon: my turn to drive?
Small Frisk: "I want to help, though.."
MettatonSEX: You do not want to see it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "no>'
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No"*
Jeska or Jukon: ahhh -gets in shotgun
Serene: '...She's been an adult. I believe she'd be fine seeing it.'
Small Frisk: * She sighs. "..If you say so."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets in the drivers seat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: has a two seater car so she also had no choice but shotgun.
Small Frisk: "No promises that I won't come, though."
MettatonSEX: You want to see a fucked up version of Gaster, go right ahead, but I warned you.
Asriel_Dreemurr: pulls out of the parking space, and begins to drive off.
Runner: Runner reaches for his bag, rubbing his eyes.
Runner: "Note to self, get some fucking eyelids."
Jeska or Jukon: -leans back and closes her eyes- that was fun
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure was."
Small Frisk: "I've seen many horrible Gasters."
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Small Frisk: "I've seen a lot of Gasters over the years."
Jeska or Jukon: lets head back to the bar
Runner: ((Hey MV I heard you like gore))
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Runner: ((Well I just found a picture of a belt made of human nipples. Does that count as gore?))
Small Frisk: "Heck, one wore glasses and was a bit 'heavier'. Like Sans, for example."
Small Frisk: "Some others were psychopaths."
The Trio: ((Brb
Fabriel: ((Did anyone see the gore i posted in the ooc room?
DamnDude: (( why the fuck does that exist? ))
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GN Austin: ((back))
Runner: ((It was made by a serial killer.))
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: reaches his house, and walks to the anydoor to the bar.
Runner: (( Warning: Belt made of human nipples, don't fucking click this unless you want to see creepy shit ))
Jeska or Jukon: -follows and walks into the bar-
Small Frisk: ((oh my
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits on the couch.
Fabriel: ((I was gonna have the small bones of your foot be separated from the flesh, then slowly pulled to the breaking point by cold fingers digging into the raw meat under your skin but i had to go
Jeska or Jukon: -lies down on him-
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Comfy?"
Jeska or Jukon: very
Small Frisk: ((where's the ooc room
Small Frisk: ((i want to see the gore
Asriel_Dreemurr: lies down.
Jeska or Jukon: best place on earth
Fabriel: is still passed out on the floor since nobody picked him up
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks up Fabriel and places him next to himself, now sitting up.
Small Frisk: ((can somebody put the link of the OOC room here
Fabriel: ((/cauooc
Small Frisk: ((k
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The Trio: ((Back
Jeska or Jukon: hey -gets up- theres something I need to do
Jeska or Jukon: its a surprise
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, okay.
Jeska or Jukon: ((g2g
Jeska or Jukon: -kisses him- I'll be back in a bit, love you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Love youtoo.
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Small Frisk: ((oh my
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Jeska or Jukon: -heads out0
Jeska or Jukon: ((laters
The Trio: ((Bye
Small Frisk: ((i went back in the logs of the ooc room and i saw eye gore
Small Frisk: ((that made me feel sick
Small Frisk: ((but i loved it
: Yazan [Jeska or Jukon] disconnected.
Serene: 'It's nice being here without Sincere for once.'
Fabriel: ((One timw i stabbed a fish through one eye and shoved the knife out the other
Fabriel: ((It was great
The Trio: ((Rip fish
Small Frisk: ((what did it look like
Fabriel: ((A fish
: Frisky [Small Frisk] disconnected.
The Trio: ((*clap*
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Fabriel: ((I think it was still alive
The Trio: ((must've been painful
Fabriel: ((For some of it anyway, it kinda got stabbed in the face
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
: Frisky [Small Frisk] joined chat.
Fabriel: ((What happened to maus and mag?
Small Frisk: "We all know who the best Gaster is, though."
Small Frisk: "Dadster is."
MettatonSEX: My husband is.
Serene: 'He's a great guy.'
Small Frisk: ((They probably left to do stuff
Fabriel: ((K
Fabriel: ((New rpers yaaay
Small Frisk: "..He's also one of the best fathers I could of asked for."
Jamie (Judas): -is still reading his book-