Entra: *Entra attempts to use her necromancer powers to actually summon the undead for once

Smol Flowey: "T-that's not it"

MettatonSEX: Not at all.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "what the fuck."

Smol Flowey: "Definitely not it"

Asriel_Dreemurr: stops lying there.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What the duck."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Duck."

Runner: "Welp, guess thats my cue!" He just...slips, out of the hold. The fabric is so soft is just fucking slides out. Instead of runnign forward, he runs AT Johnny Five, jumping up and attempting to jump onto his head, and footstool Johnny 5, hopefully using him as a stepping stone for parkour.

Entra: *Summons cl4ptr4p

GN Austin: -Just starts laughing awkwardly- WAS HE MOANING!? HAAAAAAAAHAHA!

Voice Hyper: ((AD better not cheat

Gaster: ... Wow.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Austin I'll punch you with my robot arm."

Voice Hyper: ((for incest

Johnny5: *grabs at runner's foot as he leaps over

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can ouch through a wall with this."

Asriel_Dreemurr: Punch*

GN Austin: I've been vaporized, dumbass... that's gonna be like a cat scratch.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Still gonna hurt."

Entra: *Entra just sends claptrap back to wherever the fuck he came from

Runner: You fucking stole his shoe. Goddamnit. He still keeps going, rolling when he hits the ground and heading for the window.

Smol Flowey: "Ok, I think I figured it out"

MettatonSEX: attempts to grab Runner by the waist. "Where do you think you're going?"

Smol Flowey: "That was not the right head"

GN Austin: Not as much as BEING VAPORIZED BY YOUR SUPER SOLDIER

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

GN Austin: ...

Mega Man: *Rock sees Runner trying to get away

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I thought you have the female reproductive organ."

Smol Flowey: "Me too"

Asriel_Dreemurr: Had*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."

Smol Flowey: "But, you know"

Smol Flowey: "Shit kinda happened"

Voice Hyper: ((wow slarvath

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well I'm not lying there anymorezl

GN Austin: -laughs harder- AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Smol Flowey: "Good plan"

Gaster: sighs and just walks to the window.

Voice Hyper: ((*claps*

Runner: "...Congrats! You're the first person ever to actually get a good hold." He says, now nicely grabbed. Although his hands are free.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is there anywhere else."

Smol Flowey: ((Wow ethan

Smol Flowey: ((Great moves

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Other than there."

Runner: "Gimme a second." He actually holds a finger up to shush Metta, fishing through his bag.

Smol Flowey: ((Keep it up, proud of you

Mega Man: *The super fighting robot launches a quick boomerang at Runner

Voice Hyper: ((MY NAME IS NOT ETHAN

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dink))

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Smol Flowey: motions to one of the many parts of his body unoccupied

Voice Hyper: ((hi bloo

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans in one of them.

: ☲ Mito: * ( yo

Asriel_Dreemurr: "This better not be your flower ass."

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MettatonSEX: kicks upwards, gently, hitting the back of Runner's thigh. "Don't fucking shush me, darling."

Ant: "SOOPER FAIGHTIN ROBAT MEGA MAAAAAN. HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD!"

Smol Flowey: "I want a soul, don't we have a shit ton around here or something?"

Entra: "Hiro, shut up."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"

Runner: He fishes out what looks like a gun. He doesn't use guns, why does he have a gun. And immediately aims it at Metta's head, and fires.

Runner: It shoots a nerf dart.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't think so."

Gaster: ... Congrats.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He walks in.

MettatonSEX: ...

GN Austin: We have souls here?

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: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "Hey guys."

Gaster: You just nerfed my husband.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I would have taken them already."

Runner: Also, that kick stopped cold, this guy has calves of steel.

MettatonSEX: What am I, OP?

Voice Hyper: ((so i searched up Bloosky

Runner: And thighs.

GN Austin: ((Better nerf Mettaton))

Voice Hyper: ((I found this. http://pre08.deviantart.net/af18/th/pre/i/2016/073/5/a/bloosky__by_toast_demon-d9v26zs.jpg

Runner: He fires again. Two nerf darts.

Voice Hyper: ((it's a fucking

Mega Man: *Rockman launches more of his shit at Runner

GN Austin: ((cute))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Oir fusi

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Adorable))

MettatonSEX: ((phrasing

Gaster: ... Just what are you trying to do?

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Our fusion is a little girl )

Voice Hyper: ((10/10

Smol Flowey: flowery yawns

Runner: A boomerang lands in his bag. Thanks.

Runner: "Confuse you. It worked on Flash once."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tired, kid?"

Smol Flowey: "Let's kill him soon"

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Us two fused = little girl )

Smol Flowey: "Yeah

Runner: He fires a third shot. This one is a FUCKING HUGE DART.

GN Austin: -still laughing at AD a little- heheh.

Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches the area he's resting on.

MettatonSEX: laughs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alrighty."

Gaster: rolls his eyes.

Smol Flowey: flowery purrs

Ant: "Oh good Hiro is here again"

Runner: The dart isn't a dart, it's a very tiny flashbang.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That's better."

Smol Flowey: "Wowee, still got it"

MettatonSEX: Listen, I'm a 9' tall murder machine.

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hiro x Ant otp )

Entra: "Holy shit Ant, there are two of you"

Gaster: hisses when the flashbang goes off.

MettatonSEX: Give everything back.

Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles into the the spot, scratching it.

Voice Hyper: ((I also saw this. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzHfNEKiE-eCk_98kLnNO6VDlSb1mVdfA96rw44tHUST5ctAmvpw

Voice Hyper: ((apparently there are girls associated with bloosky

Smol Flowey: purrs like he used to

MettatonSEX: just shuts his eyes, keeping the grip firm.

GN Austin: -Just stares at the flash- . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Bloosky is a little girl )

Runner: "Yeah yeah, baymax, I already ran from your team." Sliiip. Goddamn this guy's like butter.

Voice Hyper: ((yes

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good night, kid."

Voice Hyper: ((how the fuck is it a little girl if we're both theys

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He looks at Ant. "So, uh."

Gaster: grabs at Runner's hand.

MettatonSEX: takes the opportunity to kick Runner down.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I--I don't know man, shits fucked up )

Smol Flowey: "Good night"

Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles, and eventually falls asleep.

Voice Hyper: ((THAT FUCKING PILL

Runner: Runner was in the middle of ranting during this. Surprisingly, he doesn't react much to Gaster touching him. But when the kick lands it goes right through him. With a sound of...metal and sparks going off?

Voice Hyper: ((WE SHOULD OF TOOK THE YELLOW PILL

MettatonSEX: ...

Voice Hyper: ((NOT THE RED ONE

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALL )

Ant: "Entra, look at him he doesn't look anything like me. It's like you don't even have eyes."

Gaster: ... Are you a robot or something?

Runner: Runner looks down at his chests, which is now literally sparking. "Dude. Do you have ANY IDEA how long it takes to steal the parts for this?"

MettatonSEX: You're mechanical.

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Entra: *Entra takes off her 4 sunglasses and just gets up in Ant's face

Voice Hyper: ((So we become fused, we become joy mutants, AND we become little girls?

Voice Hyper: ((ok

Ant: "oh yeah. shit."

Voice Hyper: ((that sounds bad

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He pokes Ant's cheek. "You look exactly like me."

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( What a life )

Runner: "95% Mechanical, actually. I'm not ballsy enough to try to replace my brain." Yeah, no regular human can run from superheroes.

Ant: "No I don't. Now Alki on the other hand looks exactly like you."

MettatonSEX: I'm sorry, I had only meant to kick you hard enough to bruise a bit.

Runner: He idly slides off Metta's foot, looking down at the new Meet the Soldier hole in his chest.

Ant: "Plus my hair is blue yours isn't."

Smol Flowey: is sleep as well

Smol Flowey: ((Welp

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."

Smol Flowey: ((RIP permaded smazzy

MettatonSEX: Shit...

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He plops down on the couch. "Well then."

Voice Hyper: (("FUCK YOU FRISKY" "FUCK YOU BLOO" "FUCK THE FLOOR FRISKY" "FUCK METTA BLOO" "FUCK SLARVATH FRISKY" "FUCK YOU" "FUCK ME PIRATE TREASURE" "THAT SOUNDS WRONG" "I KNOW"

Gaster: ... Wow.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( "FUCK BLOO FUCK FRISKY" "uh what" )

MettatonSEX: I-I can probably fix that.

Gaster: I could too.

Runner: Theres some sort of box on the end of Metta's foot that got speared perfectly. It's like a storage chest. "It's cool, I know a Stark."

: Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey] disconnected.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."

MettatonSEX: pulls the box off.

Ant: ( Plot twist entra is just Hiro Hamada as a girl with no eyes )

Runner: He doesn't seem to notice that the one thing his entire body was basically guarding isn't there anymore.

Ant: ( All my ocs are secretly Hiro )

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Ant: ( But no not really )

MettatonSEX: ...I think you dropped this.

Smol Flowey: ((YO I WAS GONNA BE GONE FOR A BIT

Smol Flowey: ((BUT NEW FF

Runner: "...So I guess I should just come clean?" He grabs the box, shoving it in his chest. Ew.

Smol Flowey: ((FIRUTY FRANKU SHOW

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( didnt you say that ant and alki look exactly like hiro )

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Ant: ( yeah )

Voice Hyper: ((WOWIE

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( but they deny it )

Gaster: Sure.

Ant: ( yep )

Smol Flowey: ((So yeah

Voice Hyper: ((Hiro: SELFCESTTTTTTTTTTT

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I saw the new FF like 6 hours ago fam )

Voice Hyper: ((Bloo: *fingerguns*

Runner: "I'm not human, i'm actually a scout bot built by about 33 different Superheroes." He says this like one would admit to having bought an extra burrito.

Smol Flowey: ((Well I just found out fuck

Ant: ( fam? )

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MettatonSEX: Wow.

Runner: "Well, with all the parts i've got, maybe a couple villains too."

Ant: ( I've only ever heard one person actually say fam in real life )

MettatonSEX: Mmh.

Gaster: To scout for what, exactly?

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He puts his arm around Ant and pulls him in close. "Don't deny that you look a LOT like me."

Ant: ( and it was my black barber. the man is a living stereotype )

Voice Hyper: ((I've heard like six people say fam

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Ant: whoa hey )

Runner: He pulls down his hood, which previously had ALWAYS covered his face. It's like looking at a fallout 4 Synth that's been rusting for a couple thousand years.

Runner: "Villains. Although, i'm not much for that anymore." He idly hauls his bag back over his shoulder.

Ant: 's eyes just go wide and he kinda sits there paralyzed for a second

MettatonSEX: ...

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."

MettatonSEX: I see.

Entra: "Ooooh. I think I made a fanfic about this once!"

Gaster: Huh.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He starts leaning in near Ant in "intimate positions".

Runner: "I'm MACHIN. Mechanical Android Created to Harness Intelligent Needs. Although I go by Runner."

Alki: * Alki walks in

MettatonSEX: Ah.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "He looks almosy exactly like me!"

Voice Hyper: (("Ooooh. I think I made a fanfic about this once!" -Entra, 2016

Voice Hyper: ((2026*

Runner: "Short for Runaway." He stands up, moving over to the anydoor.

Ant: ( brb )

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * It probably looks like Hiro is leaning in for a kiss to Alki.

MettatonSEX: But why steal?

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Alki and Ant: whoa hey )

Voice Hyper: ((Alki: PLOT TWIST ANT IS MY TWIN AND MY BOYFRIEND

Runner: He starts to type in the code. "I'm built to harness intelligence, AKA, hoard shit."

Voice Hyper: ((Hiro: what the fuck--

GN Austin: -drinks a sprite-

Gaster: So that's where your kleptomania comes from.

MettatonSEX: ...At least ask fist.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hiro: *makes out with Ant* HE IS MINE )

Runner: "Half of my code is entirely devoted into having me grab anything that comes near."

: ☲ Gardevoir: * jk

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: ((lucario has better legs

Ant: (back)

Runner: "And when I say I can't give things back, I mean that literally. Theres a self-destruct timer on me if I ever 'give intelligence to the enemy'"

Gaster: Oh dear.

Runner: "Powered by a LexCorp Nuclear Battery." He shrugs.

Alki: * Alki sees the two Hiros/Two Ants and just nopes the fuck out of the bar

Voice Hyper: ((Runner: -steals Laharl's cup of ink- SEEEYAH! Laharl: Hey, come back here! thAT WAS MY DESSERT!

Entra: "No Alki come back! ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE"

MettatonSEX: What if we stole them back? Orproved we were not enemies?

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Ant should be like "are you trying to kiss me" and he just kisses Hiro )

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hiro: bruh )

Ant: (Ant: "Are you trying to be my Wonder wall?")

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( "bruh" -Joseph 2026 )

Voice Hyper: (("bruh" -Frisky, 2016

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( "bruh" -Terra 2016 )

Runner: "Nope. Theres a reason heroes are hunting me. There's a few villains that messed with my code a bit."

Voice Hyper: (("I roleplayed Toriel once. It ended with her slapping a guy in the balls." -Frisky, 2015

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Shit.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..." He's just leaning in really closely to get a better look at Ant. uh.

Voice Hyper: ((That was practically my first day of CaU

Ant: "Hrio...what are you doing...?"

Runner: He goes into a straight up digital voice recorder of a person that can only be described as a clown. "E-E-Everyone is an ene-ene-enemy. Prime Directive."

Voice Hyper: ((I roleplayed a Toriel

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Frisky you were one of the first people I met here )

Voice Hyper: ((Cool.))

Entra: *Entra is fangirling so hard right now

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( along with B, hoo boy )

Voice Hyper: ((What did you think of me, then?

Runner: "That being said, you're not getting the lightbulbs and stuff back, and i'm keeping the glasses. You're lucky I was able to bend the rules by 'lending' Grillby his glasses back."

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I was like "I like this" )

Runner: And he steps through the anydoor. Peace out.

MettatonSEX: Goddamn that clashy cock...

Runner: ((So thats my take on the age old question))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( My internet then went out for 2 days )

Voice Hyper: ((Yeah.

Voice Hyper: ((RIP

Runner: ((What would happen if every superhero in the world tried to make a robot))

MettatonSEX: ((niiiiice

Voice Hyper: ((Were you that Guy-Temmie?

Runner: ((Answer: A fucked up Kleptomaniac snark that got sabotaged))

Gaster: Well. That was certainly interesting.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Yes )

Voice Hyper: ((Ah! I remember you.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I am disappointed with myself )

Ant: (( I think the first people I met in cau were like GFrisk(Tri) H20 and I think kubi(that was someone who was here right?) ))

Voice Hyper: ((It's fine.

Runner: ((Bob?))

Gaster: ((the REAL reason civil war started

Voice Hyper: ((You got better with your characters

Runner: ((Bob?!))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I was awkwardtem )

Voice Hyper: ((BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBB

Voice Hyper: ((yeah

Voice Hyper: ((awkwardtem

Gaster: ((i've always been gaster

Runner: ((Oh thank god))

Runner: ((Bob was an ass))

Gaster: ((except for when i was grillby once

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I came in like "OH BOY THIS IS NEAT *guffaws* EHEHEH *shit RP* )

Voice Hyper: ((I remember telling you "Oh yeah, more people are usually here"

Ant: (( The first charcter I ever rped was Napstablook then I made Ant with his fucking god guitar ))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I came on at 9 PM, 16 Jan 2016 )

Gaster: ((like my second day of CAU i thought "hmm, people seem to like my portrayal of gaster, maybe i should stick with him and develop him more."

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I thought the community was dead when you said that Frisky )

Runner: Also, Runner left a few things behind.

MettatonSEX: ((i was metta for months, even before the subreddit was made

Voice Hyper: ((The first character that I ever roleplayed was a series of characters I created in my head with my friends

Voice Hyper: ((they were fucking OP gods that tried to keep the peace of the world

Voice Hyper: ((10/10 edgy

Runner: Couple wired, bits of metal, and...gears. Of course, 33 heroes. And several villains, he's probably got tech from every time period in him.

Ant: (( I showed up when I saw one of the posts witha link to the subreddit ))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ".." He just stares at Ant.

Gaster: ((mv undertale was only out for two months when the subreddit was made

Voice Hyper: ((Yeah, I was browsing /r/Undertale, I found a post with the CaU subreddit on it

Gaster: ((... so i guess it's plural but whatever

Runner: ((My first character was a guy in an infinite timeloop))

Voice Hyper: ((A game was up, I was like "Ooh, this seems neat!"

Ant: (( I was into homestuck at the time and was like "I want online friends like in Homestuck" ))

MettatonSEX: ((i meant here for months, and before the subreddit

Gaster: ((yeah

Voice Hyper: ((Now, I watched Cards Against Humanity a lot then

Voice Hyper: ((and I was like

Voice Hyper: (("Oooh, I like this"

MettatonSEX: ((not months before the subreddit, though i did pick up darling

Voice Hyper: ((I went to a game

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( My first character, was, well, awkwardtem. I chose him because I didn't know what or how to RP back then. I was shit )

Voice Hyper: ((I decided to be Toriel

Voice Hyper: ((my first Undertale character I roleplayed was indeed Toriel

Voice Hyper: ((It didn't last for long

Ant: (( I knew nothing about RP but I think I did an okay job of picking it up ))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( awkwardtem is now Cinema. Cinema is now the recurring asshole )

Runner: ((I was originally Flowey Pot))

GN Austin: -Starts making another emerald statue-

Voice Hyper: ((Nobody really roleplayed too much

MettatonSEX: ((mettatonsex was because mettatonex and mettaton_ex were taken

Runner: ((That was fun for a bit, but it got boring being a constant asshole))

Voice Hyper: ((then uhhhh

Ant: turns and whispers to Entra. "What is he doing?"

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( My second character was Phoros. And I got into a ship. Hoo boy. )

Voice Hyper: ((I made the line 'Toriel: *slaps [insert name here] in the balls as a punishment!*'

Voice Hyper: ((It was hilarious

Entra: "Shhh just shut up and let it happen."

MettatonSEX: ((i was metta till at least february when i briefly rped vaati.

Voice Hyper: ((I decided not to roleplay Toriel anymore so I decided to trick others into thinking I was a new person

Ant: "Entra. You scare me. You need help."

Voice Hyper: ((this time I roleplayed Frisk

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * His lips accidentally lightly touch Ant's for a second. He pulls back immediately. "Oh!"

Gaster: ((does anyone remember teen frisk

Voice Hyper: ((then things went off from there

MettatonSEX: ((yes

Voice Hyper: ((i do

Gaster: ((they were NOT subtle with their thirst for toriel

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

Runner: ((Tfw you realize you're actually still one of the newest members))

Ant: (( I was pretty much Ant forever until one day I decided I really wanted a character from Mega Man... ))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I was not prepared for RPing here, I had done crude roleplays with a friend but it could not compare with this )

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I've only been here for 3 months. I am too new. )

Voice Hyper: ((Nah.

Voice Hyper: ((I've been here for around five months

Voice Hyper: ((you're fine

MettatonSEX: ((i've been here since november

Voice Hyper: ((me too

Ant: (( I've been here since like late November or early December ))

MettatonSEX: ((this started in november

Runner: ((Mid December, I think I came here a bit after Tri))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( The character from Mega Man that Ant played ended up marrying a ghost )

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I was user #66. )

Gaster: ((i remember i had to tell you guys i was going to be gone a day bc of my birthday

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( BACK BEFORE WE HAD 100+ IDs )

Ant: (( I think I came in laharl came after tri ))

Gaster: ((he did

Ant: ((oh fuck that typo))

Ant: (( *december ))

Gaster: ((wait SHIT I READ THAT WRONG

Gaster: ((wheee

Ant: (( I came in December ))

Gaster: ((having a shitty brain is fun :))))))

MettatonSEX: ((only december? honey go come again

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I came in January )

Voice Hyper: ((This has been the longest roleplay group I've been in

Voice Hyper: ((and I love it

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( same )

Gaster: ((same

Ant: (( It had to be december if tri didn't come until december because tri and h20 were like the first people I remember being there ))

MettatonSEX: ((i joined tjis group the day after i got my gf

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..." nevermind the fact that hiro just kissed ant kek

GN Austin: -is still on the couch-

Ant: "..."

Ant: just pulls Hiro in and full on kisses him

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( OMFG )

Gaster: looks over. "Well then."

Voice Hyper: ((OH MY FUCKING GRAHAM CRACKERS

Entra: *Seems proud of herself as if she somehow had something to do with it

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( OH MY FUCKING GLOPPY COCKGOBBLERS )

MettatonSEX: reverts to EX and passes out.

Gaster: Oh!

Voice Hyper: (("OH MY FUCKING GLOPPY COCKGOBBLERS" -Bloo, 2016

Gaster: picks up Mettaton.

MettatonSEX: ((great googly moogly

Voice Hyper: ((this RP community has certainly improved my roleplaying skillz by 1000%

Gaster: heads back home with his husband because he's got nothing else to do.

MettatonSEX: is in Sleep Mode.

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He looks at Ant. "Nnn...did I get your name?"

Ant: (( Well take a jar of piss and call it grandma's peach tea ))

GN Austin: ((no))

Voice Hyper: ((no

Ant: (( Superman v Batman best movie ))

Ant: ((10/10))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( AAAAAHHHH )

Voice Hyper: ((Runner vs Superman best movie

Ant: "Ant."

Voice Hyper: ((10.5/19

MettatonSEX: ((well shove a hanger up my cunt and call me shirley

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "I love you."

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Well stroke my--nvm )

Runner: ((I honestly only watched that movie for Lex))

Gaster: tucks his husband in and gives him a gentle kiss, before changing into pajamas and climbing into bed.

Ant: (( shipped faster than Protoblook. Got amazon prime on that shit. Fuckin drone delivery ))

Voice Hyper: ((Well stroke my teddy bear and call me Roosevelt

Ant: (( Lex Luthor made the best Riddler ))

Runner: ((Ding ding ding ding ding ding))

Runner: ((ding ding ding ding ding ding))

Ant: (( He was a great character he just wasn't Lex Luthor ))

Voice Hyper: ((well slap my ass and call me sally

Runner: ((Yes, he was his son.))

Ant: (( You've been lexxed. You cannot be unlexxed ))

MettatonSEX: smiles, slowly managing to hug Gaster.

Ant: ((Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Forget about ships )

Gaster: smiles. "Goodnight, dear."

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( drones )

Gaster: ((WING DING DING DING DING DING DING

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hiro x Ant I drone it )

MettatonSEX: Gnight... I love you...

Ant: (( Next step is teleportation ))

Gaster: I love you too.

MettatonSEX: falls fully into sleep mode

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."

Gaster: ((i believe that's called love at first sight

Runner: ((The burnt ones always taste the best))

Runner: ((Marshmallows))

Runner: ((Steaks))

Runner: ((Hotdogs))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( brb

MettatonSEX: ((elsens

Runner: ((Tadashi Hamada))

Voice Hyper: ((my dick

Ant: (( Lex Luthor as played by Jessie Eisenberg playing Mark Zuckerberg while high on all the drugs ))

Voice Hyper: ((or my vagina

Voice Hyper: ((or my dick

Runner: ((He wasn't insane))

Voice Hyper: ((YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

Voice Hyper: ((MUAHAHAHHAA

Runner: ((He was eccentric. Like intelligent people tend to be))

Ant: (( So if I'm eccentric does that mean I'm smart? ))

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."

Voice Hyper: ((Lex Luther: WELL SUCK MY THUMB AND CALL ME HIRO

GN Austin: ...

Ant: (( Because I am a weird little shut in ))

MettatonSEX: ((im going to bed, gn! sweet memes and dank dreams

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Gaster: ((goodnight

Voice Hyper: ((gn mv

: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hirant is best drone )

GN Austin: ((gn

Ant: ( We've abstracted the internet slang too far )

Voice Hyper: ((Bloosky: *sits in the corner snapping photos of Hirant*

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Voice Hyper: ((hi b

Gaster: ((wow

Gaster: ((hi

Ant: ( Hi B. )

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Voice Hyper: ((B: eat my hot dogs and call me B

: ☲ R*: * (Kek )

B: ((Having a nice OOC conversation, I see))

Voice Hyper: ((Yes.

Voice Hyper: ((Very much so.

Ant: looks deep into Hiro's eyes

Gaster: ((i should probably write this claim letter i've gotta do for bcom

: ☲ R*: * ( hirant is a joke drone )

Voice Hyper: ((Hiro: * You see hell right through his eyes.

Gaster: ((which i couldn't do since my brain decided to SCREAM INTO THE VOID

B: ((Well S my D and call me B))

Voice Hyper: ((Hiro: * Literally hell.

Voice Hyper: ((omf

: ☲ R*: * You can see a glimpse of hell in his eyes.

Ant: (( too many levels of abstraction in addition to irony. We're basically speaking our own language at this point ))

B: ((irony is some weird shit))

Ant: (( Ant: Maybe this one will last longer than Charant- aaaaaand he's dating a limo now. Well cool. ))

Voice Hyper: ((gdi why do i love you all so much platonically

: ☲ R*: * ( <3 )

GN Austin: ((I love you all sexually...

B: ((some girl gave me blowjob advice the other day. I can't tell if t was a joke or if I'm now the sterotypical gay friend even though I'm not even gay))

Voice Hyper: ((Shit.

Gaster: ((... some random girl?

Ant: (( B is for Bi ))

: ☲ R*: * ( GNA then fucks a Gardevoir )

GN Austin: ((Godammit

Voice Hyper: ((Gardevoir is one of my favorite Pokèmon

B: ((Nah, someone in the weird fog between acquaintance and friend))

Ant: (( Cau had a farm eieio ))

Voice Hyper: ((I would tap Gardevoir

: ☲ R*: * ( i would too ngl )

Gaster: ((ah

GN Austin: ((Fun Fact: I used to have a crush on Gardevoire.

Ant: (( And on that farm they had some drones eieio ))

Gaster: ((so i'm in a room full of pokefuckers

Gaster: ((i get it

Gaster: ((you like you some pokeballs

Ant: (( With a lean lean here and a smooch smooch there ))

Voice Hyper: ((didn't we all want to fuck our Pokèmon

: ☲ R*: * ( Pokéfuckers

B: ((The semi-crush combined with her being with my old best friend just conpliacates things))

Voice Hyper: ((GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL

B: ((humans are weird))

GN Austin: ((My friend michael wanted some of that loppunny

: ☲ R*: * ( i had a fennekin once )

Ant: ((here a lean there a lean everywhere a lean lean))

Gaster: ((you're all full of sin

Voice Hyper: ((you're full of sin too <3

B: ((I'm not a pokefucker))

: ☲ R*: * ( aww frisky <3 )

B: ((I sin in other ways))

Ant: (( If you ain't sinnin you ain't livin ))

Voice Hyper: ((I remember the days when I thought <3 was an actual face

Gaster: ((damn

: ☲ R*: * Ant can see hell in Hiro's eyes. Like, actual hell.

Gaster: ((sudden craving for curly fries

: ☲ R*: * ( I want curly fries now )

B: ((YOU MEAN IT'S NOT A REAL FACE?!?! /s))

: ☲ R*: * ( where the fuck is my cash )

Ant: gets flashbacks to dying and being taken to actual hell

: ☲ R*: * ( Ant: your eyes are beautiful )

Voice Hyper: ((i want to fuck a Pokèmon, a goat, and the American dream

Voice Hyper: ((10/10

Ant: (( I can only get curly fries if I pretend to go to bed and then sneak out of my house with my wallet ))

Voice Hyper: ((So you're Neo?

Voice Hyper: ((lolno

B: ((David Bowie's dilated eye was caused by a fight with his best friend over a girl. Now all I need to do is get said friend to punch me over said girl and I'm David Bowie II))

B: ((it's foolproof))

: ☲ R*: * ( "Terra what the hell are you doing" "roleplaying" "okay then" )

Ant: (( My sinner theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP44xlm9TAY ))

Voice Hyper: (("Terra go get a keyblade and fuck Sora in the ass with it" "okay"

: ☲ R*: * ( 10/10 )

B: ((my friends all think I'm gay))

B: ((could be worse I suppose))

: ☲ R*: * "..."

Gaster: ((yeah they could think you're a furry

Ant: "What's with your eyes...?"

: ☲ R*: * "I don't know. What's wrong with them?"

Ant: "I...uh...I can see hell. Like, actual hell with fire and stuff"

Voice Hyper: ((i remember telling this kid "Yeah, that place is filled with furries" and this kid is like "what are furries"

B: ((Well, you know what they say about my birth state. Only two things come out of Texas))

Voice Hyper: ((I then just walk away like "fuck this shiiiiiit"

Voice Hyper: ((Guns and dildos.

Voice Hyper: ((That's Texas in a nutshell.

: ☲ R*: * He turns around. After a few minutes he turns around, looking at Ant, with normal eyes.

B: ((Steers and queers))

Voice Hyper: ((Steers and queers, guns and dildos

Voice Hyper: ((10/10 summary of Texas

B: ((it seems I'm only half bovine))

Ant: "I guess...they're back to normal..."

Ant: (( Ant can feel his sins crawling on his back ))

: ☲ R*: * "...Okay."

B: ((I share more of my life with Internet strangers than irl people. That's a little sad.))

Ant: (( I do too so... ))

B: ((Only two things come out of Louisiana: Gators and 'Baters))

Ant: (( I came out here but won't come out irl ))

: ☲ R*: * ( same

Voice Hyper: ((Two things come out of my part of Florida, that fucking crystal green water, and that fucking white beach

Voice Hyper: ((that's it

Voice Hyper: ((rip

B: ((Only two things come out of Alabama: Inbreds and methheads))

GN Austin: ((GNA: Who said Crystal Green

Voice Hyper: ((me

: ☲ R*: * ( GNA: Gardevoir get your ass over here )

Gaster: ((two things come out of michigan: cars and people who want to leave this fucking state

GN Austin: ((XD))

Ant: ((omf the top comment thread of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4dgpg9/the_skeleton_isnt_inside_you_youre_the_brain_so/))

: ☲ R*: * ( Things out of Washington: rain )

Ant: ( Rain and...uh...trees? Or uh...something... )

Voice Hyper: ((IT FUCKING RAINED FOR LIKE A WEEK STRAIGHT HERE ONCE

Voice Hyper: ((I MEAN

GN Austin: ((10/10))

Voice Hyper: ((DAMN, RAIN

Gaster: ((that sounds nice

Voice Hyper: ((BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH WATERING THE PLANTS

Gaster: ((i like rain

B: ((Only two things come out of Canada))

Voice Hyper: ((me too

Ant: (( are you proud frisky? ))

B: (("Eh"s and gays))

Voice Hyper: ((half and half

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( gardevoir cockblocks GNA )

Voice Hyper: ((o m f

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( "aww" )

Gaster: ((you can tell my town is small when this on the official town library page: http://prntscr.com/aoplzi

: Frisky [Voice Hyper] is now Frisky [Gallade].

Gallade: ((wowie

Ant: (( The town has a single website for just one library? My town has one website for every library in the county ))

B: ((today I got mad at a kid in Boy Scouts and told him the complex inner workings of a knot represented the path of my shoe through his rectum))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( REKT )

Gaster: ((wowie

Gallade: ((REKT

Ant: (( B. Sometimes you sound like a scary motherfucker tbh ))

Gaster: ((you guys wanna see a representation of me and my depression?

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( 10/10 hilarity )

Gaster: ((https://41.media.tumblr.com/d88448365c2bd3b77d3c7f144fcb6827/tumblr_no8xp5HN551rn7bzro1_540.jpg the guy in yellow is me and the guy in green is my depression

Gallade: ((i almost snickered at that image i'm sorry

B: ((Another memorable threat of mine:))

Gaster: ((don't be, it was supposed to be a joke

Gallade: ((yeah ik

B: (("I'll buy you a puppy, let you get attached to it, and strangle it with barbed wire")

Gallade: ((you'll never know if i'll make a joke of a yolk

Gaster: ((yeeeeeeeessssh

GN Austin: -Is asleep on the couch-

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( kek )

B: (("I'll open an umbrella in your large intestine"))

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Ant: (( I looked up my town and found a picture of the whaterfall in my town. But it's full of lies. The picture is colorful but that whaterfall is a boring grey piece of shit. ))

B: (("I'll hang you by your toenails and beat you with wet spaghetti"))

Smol Flowey: ((Yo

GN Austin: ((A Gardevoir, A Gallade, and GN Austin are in the same room... this will not end well))

Gallade: (("Here man, have some weed. -hands guy a handful of grass-" -Frisky, 2016

Gallade: ((hi slarv

B: ((ey slarv))

Ant: (( Im probably one of the least threatening human beings to ever exist ))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( "*smashes a sign into pieces in anger in front of 20 other people*" -Terra 2016 )

B: ((I'm not a scary person. I just like to get creative.))

Gaster: ((yo there used to be this kid who thought grass was a legit drug because the stoners kept referring to their weed as grass

Gallade: ((joy

Gaster: ((the funny thing is he actually managed to get them to buy some

Gallade: ((wowie

Ant: (( I can get creative as long as I don't have to show it to other people ))

Gallade: ((he must like getting a lil'..

Ant: (( I don't need them knowing how my mind works ))

Gallade: ((JOYFUL

Gallade: ((Slarv: *claps*

Gallade: * He strolls into the bar like a chill Pokèmon.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * She follows.

GN Austin: ((The Code Lyoko theme just came on my youtube playlist, now i'm crying, help))

Ant: ((Every image when you google my town is of the fucking waterfall because there's nothing else here that anyone cares about))

Gallade: |What the fuck is this place?|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * [help]

Ant: (( Oh shit I forgot about twin peaks. My town is semi famous ))

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: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( I can't type pipes on mobile )

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GN Austin: -wakes up to the sound of Gallade's voice- Hmm? Who said that?

Gallade: ((forward slashes

Gallade: |..What.|

Gaster: ((it was a magicarp

Gallade: ((then type uh

Gallade: ((more forward slashes

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

Gallade: ((and cut the magicarp

GN Austin: ...

Gallade: |..This is gonna be confusing, isn't it?|

Ant: (( The town next to my town IS Twin Peaks like from that show that no one watched in the 90s or some shit ))

Gallade: * He shuffles next to Gardevoir, trying not to fucking shank her.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \uh*

GN Austin: Woah! Real Pokemon... Is that a -blushes- G-Gardevoire...

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \uh\

Gallade: |Oh.|

Ant: (( Except now it's just where stoners live ))

GN Austin: ((I KEEP SPELLING GARDEVOIR WITH AN E AT THE END FUUUUCK!))

Gallade: |This Gardevoir is mine.|

Gallade: ((10/10

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \what?\

GN Austin: Wh-What are you talkin' about?

Gallade: |Shh.. the human likes you!|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * She looks at GNA. \well uh\

GN Austin: H-HOW DID YOU... Errr, I mean...

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i uh\

Gallade: |Uh.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \uh\

GN Austin: . . .

Ant: (( http://imgur.com/gallery/fHtfS ))

Gallade: |What the heck do we do, Gardevoir!|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i have no clue\

Gallade: |Eh.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( GNA starts flirting with the Gardevoir )

GN Austin: -just kinda sits there awkwardly- Wait Pokemon can talk?

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

Gallade: |We're psychic!|

Gallade: |That means we can talk in your head!|

B: (("I'll rip out your trachea and use it as a condom when I screw your mom" -B to a belligerent 12-year-old))

Gallade: ((omf

GN Austin: . . .

B: ((Sometimes you just have to stoop to their level))

GN Austin: You sure?

Gallade: |..Yes.|

Ant: (( I guess I have to go because my mom thinks I'm gonna die from looking at my computer too much or something ))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( bye )

Gallade: ((bye ant

B: ((The best part? He fucking loved it))

B: ((Bye))

GN Austin: ((bai

GN Austin: ...

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: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

Gallade: ((twelve year olds are obsessed with the insult "well I fucked your mom last night"

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \the human likes me?\

B: ((I'm basically my Boy Scout troop's fun uncle))

Gallade: |Looks like it.|

GN Austin: I...

GN Austin: Can explain...

B: ((Dunkle B?))

Gallade: |I dunno how that would work.|

Gallade: |I've personally never seen a trainer have romantic feelings for their Pokèmon.|

GN Austin: I'm not a trainer.

Gallade: |Oh! Okay.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...oh\

GN Austin: Also HOW IN THE BLEEDING HELL DID YOU KNOW!?

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \well uh\

Gallade: |We're.. psychic.|

Gallade: |Also, you were blushing.|

Gallade: |Yeah.|

GN Austin: DAMNIT! EVERYTIME!

B: ((There should be a Sleeping Beauty remake with Bill Cosby as the Prince))

Gallade: * He glances at Gardevoir.

Gallade: |Uhm..|

GN Austin: . . .

Gallade: |I've never experienced this before.|

GN Austin: ((GOD NO XD)

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i uh\

GN Austin: Me either...

GN Austin: This is awkward...

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i mean it is certainly different\

Gallade: (("SHIPPING POKEMON 101"

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GN Austin: Do you... like this?

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: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( "I EAT ASS" )

Gallade: (("PUT THEM IN DAH DAYCARE"

Gallade: (("THEN THEY FUCK"

Gallade: (("THEN AN EGG POPS OUT"

Gallade: (("AN OLD MAN GIVES IT TO YOU"

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \what do you mean by that, human?\

GN Austin: This isn't helping, is it.

B: ((In weeb language: ketsuo taberu))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME )

Gallade: |I feel jealous, for some reason.|

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Smol Flowey: is on the couch with an azzy on him

Gallade: ((hi dd

Smol Flowey: ((Hoi

Gallade: ((welcome to sin

Corrin: ((I got a nice two hour nap in

Gallade: ((cool!

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \[sub]i may like the human.[/sub] uh/

B: ((let's have a creative threat battle))

Corrin: ((Not good for when I need to be up in five hours, but meh))

GN Austin: Why, I don't think she likes me ba-- WAIT YOU DO!?

B: ((I'll play xylophone on your ribs with your mother's erect penis))

Gallade: |..Now I feel very odd.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \[sub]maybe[/sub] uh...\

Gallade: |I feel very jealous now.|

Gallade: |Moreso than before.|

Smol Flowey: ((I'll shove your head so far up your own ass that when you shit you'll sing fucking beethoven))

GN Austin: -his face is blushing more than your average asriel fan art-

Gallade: |I also feel awkward.|

GN Austin: ((Nice Earthbound Hack Refrence))

B: ((Eat shit faggots))

Smol Flowey: ((TL:DR Eat shit faggot

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\ She looked at Gallade. \what is the cause of you feeling jealous?\

B: ((

Gallade: ((I'll hang you on your eyelids and I'll stick two tweezers in your eyes and toss you in the fridge overnight.

Gallade: ((10/10

: Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey] is now King Garondorf [King Grumble].

Gallade: |..I do not know.|

King Grumble: enters the bar, grumbling

GN Austin: Oh jeez...

B: ((I'll use your eyeballs as anal beads in my weekly Boy George-themed orgies))

GN Austin: This is gonna get awkward fast.

Gallade: * There's a light blush on the Pokèmon's cheeks.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * She looked at Gallade. \do you...like me?\

King Grumble: grumbles

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Poke-human love triangle )

Gallade: * He rolls his eyes. |Psh, yeah?|

Gallade: |What's wrong with that?|

B: ((I'll shove you so deep into a grave you'll Blow Jobs))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

Corrin: ((I still love that name...oh shit I probably should somewhat get in character.))

Gallade: |You're a likable person.|

Gallade: |Er, Pokèmon.|

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: ☲ Gardevoir: * She blushes. \oh....\

Gallade: |Oops, haha..|

GN Austin: -Sees Ganon- What is this, Ninendo Land?

Corrin: ((...Or not.))

Gallade: * He rubs the back of his 'head'.

Gallade: ((what the fuck are we doing

Gallade: ((right now

GN Austin: ((A love triangle with two pokemon and a 13 year old kid

Corrin: is passed out in a chair, missing a hand but meh.

B: ((I'll make your foreskin the currency of a third-world country))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: you're holding back Gardevoir: SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME )

GN Austin: ...

Gallade: |..Err.. forgive me for making you and I feel awkward..|

Gallade: |I am sincerely sorry.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \uh....\

Gallade: ((Gardevoir: SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME

GN Austin: -looks fine on the out side... but on the inside, he wants a flamethrower-

B: ((I'll take a sledgehammer to your waist until your hip is to be square))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Gardevoir and Gallade start to slowdance without music )

Gallade: |..We've been friends for so long, I don't even know what this new weird feeling is right now.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \yeah...it is certainly...odd.\

Gallade: |You know the human saying 'I've got butterflies in my stomach'? I'm feeling that right now.|

Gaster: ((austin/flamethrower confirmed

Gallade: ((^

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i...\

GN Austin: ((It's gonna be like the ending to FNAF3

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( ITS TIME TO STOP )

B: [font=palatino]I'll crush you between two loaves until you're almost as inbred as you actually are.[/font]

Gallade: ((You know, those games would of been decent if furries didn't draw porn of it. Or little kids didn't like it.

B: [font=palatino]-was practicing threats somewhere far off shut up-[/font]

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

GN Austin: ((Any game would be better if that was the case

Gallade: |Eh?|

Gallade: ((yeah

GN Austin: . . . I ' M S O H A P P Y F O R Y O U T W O

: ☲ Gardevoir: * She looked away from Gallade, slightly blushing.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...what?\

Gallade: * He looks away from Gardevoir.

GN Austin: I said I was happy for you two.

B: ((I'll

B: ((I'll go to sleep))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i feel like you did not sound very happy...\

GN Austin: No, I'm F I N E

Gallade: |Yeah..|

Gallade: ((gnight b

Gallade: ((rip sin

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( gn )

GN Austin: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/tH1Huup.png]GNA Right now[/url]))

Gallade: |W-What are you implying, human?|

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GN Austin: Not much mate.

GN Austin: What're you implying

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

Gallade: |Uhm.. you're happy for us. What doea that mean?|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \yes, what does that mean specifically?\

GN Austin: It means i'm glad you two are happy.

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Gallade: ((I never thought I would be roleplaying this shit

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( What is my life )

Gallade: |Oh! That's interesting.|

GN Austin: ((Me either

GN Austin: ((I like it.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

Gallade: |I'm glad you think we're happy, then.|

GN Austin: ...

Gallade: * He holds his 'arms' behind his back, sort of leaning on Gardie as he stares at GNA.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Fuck )

GN Austin: -Gives gallade an "I fucking know what you're doing" look-

Gallade: |..Huh?|

Gallade: ((what

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( I rested my head on my earbuds' volume up button... )

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( My ears are bleeding. )

GN Austin: (ouch)

Gallade: ((oh dear

: ☲ Gardevoir: * She lightly blushes, a bit irked from GNA.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

GN Austin: -If you look close enough, there is a literal fire in GNA's eyes-

Gallade: |Uh..|

: Corrin [Corrin] disconnected.

Gallade: |Are your eyeballs okay?|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \[sub]Gallade, is there something wrong with the human?[/sub]\

GN Austin: What are you talking 'bout

Gallade: |[sup]I don't know.[/sup]|

Gallade: |Well.. your eyeballs seem to literally have fire in them.|

Gallade: |Do you need medical attention?|

GN Austin: I'm not a fire type... I'm a rock type... -Creates an emerald with his hand-

: ★ Joseph: * "bruh"

Gallade: |..I thought humans didn't have types?|

GN Austin: J-Joseph, what do you want?

Gallade: |..Eh.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \this is peculiar...\

: ★ Joseph: * He disappears.

Gallade: |Yes, very much so..|

GN Austin: Indeed..

Gallade: ((shit my phone is at 14% which means I might have to go soon

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( oh no )

Gallade: ((my brightness is at zero though

: ☲ Gardevoir: * (Mine is charging currently at 14%)

GN Austin: ((ok))

Gallade: ((so it will go down very sl--

Gallade: ((wow

Gallade: ((ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( im on my phone rn )

Gallade: ((me too

GN Austin: -one of Gallades legs is trapped in emeralds, and they're slowly growing-

Gallade: ((we should wrap this up soon and continue the love triangle fiasco tomorrow

GN Austin: ((ok))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \Gallade!\

Gallade: * He looks down at his leg. A sweatdrop goes down his forehead.

: ★ Joseph: * He appears behind GNA. "bruh"

Gallade: |What the?|

GN Austin: -Looks at it- WHOOPS!

: ★ Joseph: * "the fuck man"

GN Austin: That was an accident.

GN Austin: My powers do that

GN Austin: -makes them shatter and disappear-

: ★ Joseph: * "because you like that gardevoir?"

Gallade: * He attempts to stab the emeralds off of his leg.

Gallade: * Oops.

Gallade: * Retcon that

GN Austin: That's not why...

: ★ Joseph: * He snaps his fingers and the emeralds disappear.

Gallade: |..I'm starting to think that you don't like me, human..|

GN Austin: Nonsense... I like [sub]almost[/sub] Everyone I've met.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * She gets a bit closer to Gallade. \...\

Gallade: |..Alrighty..|

Gallade: * He gets a bit closer to Gardevoir.

GN Austin: . . .

GN Austin: Well...

Gallade: |Hhm?|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\

Gallade: ((GDA: I WANT TO FUCK THAT GARDEVOIR

Gallade: ((gardevoir: ...woah

Gallade: ((my phone is at 13% now

GN Austin: ((GNA:[s] Let's have a 3way[/s]

Gallade: ((oh

Gallade: ((wow

: ☲ Gardevoir: * Gallade wasn't lying when he said "This Gardevoir is mine"

GN Austin: Well then... What now?

Gallade: * He holds his 'arms' behind his back, shrugging.

Gallade: |Eh..|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( GNA: GDI *another gardevoir walks in* )

GN Austin: ((Ok, you two are free to go

GN Austin: ((XD))

Gallade: ((okay

Gallade: |Gardie, do you want to go now?|

Gallade: |I'm getting tired.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \sure...\

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i am too...\

GN Austin: I'll go home too... but ler me leave you with a message...

Gallade: |Affirmative, human.|

GN Austin: B E W A R E T H E K I D W I T H T H E S T O N E H A N D S

Gallade: |What is the message?|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Gallade and Gardie walk out "holding hands" )

Gallade: |..Oh.|

Gallade: |Okay.|

: ★ Joseph: * "bruh"

Gallade: |I will!|

GN Austin: -Turns into emeralds and shatters... so its a teleport kinda-

: ★ Joseph: * He looks at Gardie and Gallade. "i gotchu fam" He disappears.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...this is odd.\

Gallade: * He glances at Gardie. |It is. We should come later, to find out more of this place.|

GN Austin: ((I'm gonna go... see ya guys

Gallade: ((Bye!))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( B E W A R E T H E M A N I N A P I N K S U I T

: GN Austin [GN Austin] disconnected.

Gallade: |For now, let's go home.|

: ☲ Gardevoir: * \Yeah.\

Gallade: * He walks back wherever, staying close to Gardie along the way.

Gallade: ((okay i'm tired as fuck rn

Gallade: ((so gn

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( i have a stomachache. Gn )

Gallade: ((sweet memes dank dreams

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Fintevious: Its quiet here

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Runner: Yes

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Fintevious: Good I like the quiet

Fintevious: -Moves to the piano and starts playing- i sit alone ans watxh yiur light. My only freind through teenage life. Everything I had to know I heard it on my radio.

Fintevious: You gave them all those old time stars Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry You made us feel like we could fly. Radio. So don't become some background noise A backdrop for the girls and boys Who just don't know or just don't care And just complain when you're not there You had your time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour Radio, Radio.

Fintevious: You had your time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour Radio, Radio. All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio goo goo Radio ga ga All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio blah blah Radio, what's new? Radio, someone still loves you! We watch the shows, we watch the stars On videos for hours and hours We hardly need to use our ears How music changes through the years. Let's hope you never leave old friend Like all good things on you we depend So stick around 'cause we might miss you When we grow tired of all this visual You had your time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour Radio, Radio. All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio goo goo Radio ga ga All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio goo goo Radio ga ga All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio blah blah Radio, what's new? Someone still loves you!

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Fintevious: (Anno domini?

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Fintevious: ((Youre up eearly

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((6:30 for me))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Tbh I'm usually up really early))

Fintevious: (Really? Isnt east coast time 530 right now?

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nah))

Fintevious: ((nm then

Fintevious: ((I miss anything?

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Not really, I don't think so, anyways."

Fintevious: ((mmkay, Fin is singing queen for some reason

Fintevious: ((thats all that I did today

Asriel_Dreemurr: is just sleeping, resting his head in the monstrosity of a Flowey.

Jeska or Jekas: -tied to the pole-

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is Jeska awake))

Jeska or Jekas: wakes up-

Asriel_Dreemurr: is still asleep.

Fintevious: Hello there Jeska

Jeska or Jekas: ....

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

Fintevious: You're quite the unique case -walks up to her-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Hm, Good morning, Fintevious."

Fintevious: Oh hello AD

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good morning, Jeska."

Jeska or Jekas: ....how did I get here?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not sure."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I guess you're kinda stuck here."

Fintevious: jj -tries to break free- I'm bonded?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess so."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "To be fair, it wasn't me."

Jeska or Jekas: .... who then?

: Yazan [Fintevious] is now Yazan [Jeska or Jekas].

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also to be fair, you threatened to kill me."

Jeska or Jekas: You did the same to me

Jeska or Jekas: Actually you were trying to

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wasn't aware it counted as death."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I tried to apologize and let you go, and I felt terrible for doing it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But then you pulled the pistol on me."

Jeska or Jekas: Right....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then I went to sleep, and you were asleep next to me."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think you have really bad sleep walking."

Jeska or Jekas: smells like shit to me

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And then you asked to be tied up."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not making this shit up."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I couldn't make this shit up."

Jeska or Jekas: You mean she did

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your works not mine."

Asriel_Dreemurr: Words*

Fintevious: jeska, how did you break your conditioning so quickly?

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon did it for me

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."

Jeska or Jekas: said something about life as a slave is no life at all

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You should thank her."

Jeska or Jekas: Why?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "she gave you free will."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Better person than me."

Jeska or Jekas: even though you don't want that?

Jeska or Jekas: I might end up killing her afterall

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, and you'll be on that pole for awhile."

Jeska or Jekas: You don't think I'll find a way to break out?

Fintevious: AD a word?

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to Fintevious.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have I been saying to wrong things?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: The^

Asriel_Dreemurr: The*

Fintevious: No, theres too many variables here to take into consideration to give correct directions

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska said there would be tools in that lab that could let Jukon take control."

Fintevious: there could be, I can think of two ways to do so

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Let's hear em."

Fintevious: hypnosis and lobotomy

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't like that second one."

Fintevious: its not the best route, though it may work completely if done correctly

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I say we attempt Hypnosis first."

Jeska or Jekas: Don't I get a say in this?

Jeska or Jekas: got good hearing. Perfect clone remember?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not so perfect anymore."

Jeska or Jekas: I suppose not

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You seem to have failed whatever mission you were born with, remember?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Doesn't that make you a failure?"

Jeska or Jekas: I see what you mean now by that

Asriel_Dreemurr: "it's probably better if Jukon takes over before you make any friends."

Jeska or Jekas: What?

Jeska or Jekas: Wait hold on

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"

Jeska or Jekas: What do you think has been going through my mind as of late

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno."

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Jeska or Jekas: being someone else slave, having to follow orders to the letter, discovering free will for the first time ever, being stuck wtih someone else's memory and mind in mine

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry for being your master."

Jeska or Jekas: I get it

Jeska or Jekas: just please don't.. I don't want to die

Asriel_Dreemurr: ""...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hate making decisions..."

Jeska or Jekas: I won;t try to hurt anyone

Fintevious: she could be lying

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where will you go?"

Jeska or Jekas: I don't

Jeska or Jekas: know

Fintevious: how about a deal?

Fintevious: allow Jukon to take over temporary

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fintevious: this is your choice AD,

Jeska or Jekas: What? I don't even know if I could or how to

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Could you try?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Aslong as you don't die, I can... Deal with that..."

Jeska or Jekas: How do I know I can even trust you, you could try to prevent me from coming back

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I feel terrible."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like a terrible person."

Jeska or Jekas: -looks away- why do you want her back so much? she was a horrorible person

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But she changed..."

Jeska or Jekas: even though she made poor decisions

Jeska or Jekas: look how she died, what if that happens again

Jeska or Jekas: I go down with her

Asriel_Dreemurr: "She made that decision to save someone's life, Jeska."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because she cared about me."

Jeska or Jekas: had she waited, she might had not needed to die

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nobody is perfect."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How could she have known."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I didn't tell her, I hadn't seen her to tell her."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And then the next time I saw her she was in a body bag."

Jeska or Jekas: you know how she feels about you right?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Very deeply and personally."

Jeska or Jekas: -sighs-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you able to talk to Jukon, inside of you?"

Jeska or Jekas: I feel like a child, I'm unsure about everything right now and nothnig is providing answers

Jeska or Jekas: I can

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you ask her what her opinion on that is?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The switching thing."

Jeska or Jekas: she want to see you again obviously

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know."

Jeska or Jekas: Can you untie me first?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How can I trust you?"

Jeska or Jekas: You can't

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you accepting the deal?"

Jeska or Jekas: Yes

Jeska or Jekas: -she walks forward-

Jeska or Jekas: I already undid the restraints

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think I can trust you."

Jeska or Jekas: seriously did you get someone whose into BDSM to do that?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I thought he'd be good at it."

Jeska or Jekas: -sits down- I'd say I was surprised, but that'd be a lie

Jeska or Jekas: he is not

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."

Jeska or Jekas: -takes in a deep breath-

Jeska or Jekas: any hints?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not even sure if it's possible."

Fintevious: relax your mind and body, if you feel something that seems like it is taking over, allow it, don't resist

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe try to clear your mind if thought, and think about it?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That works."

Jeska or Jekas: alright, just keep your end of the bargin

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I promise I'll get Jukon to do it."

Jeska or Jekas: -relaxes and starts breathing slowly-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can't guarantee it'll be quick the first time."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because she will most definitely tell me to not."

Jeska or Jekas: -gets into a meditative stance. A few hours pass by-

: Yazan [Jeska or Jekas] is now Yazan [Jukon?].

Jukon?: Kid?

Asriel_Dreemurr: just has been looking around during that.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon?"

Jukon?: -smiles- OW

Jukon?: holy shit is hurts to smile?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Weird."

Jukon?: has she ever used her facial muscles before?

Jukon?: -looks at AD- Well?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "other than talking, don't think so."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I missed you."

Asriel_Dreemurr: is smiling.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry I couldn't get you back normally."

Jukon?: this is the part where you run up and hug me as tight as you can

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her.

Jukon?: -hugs back-

Jukon?: I missed you so much, I was so afraid I would never see you again

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was too..."

Jukon?: I'm sorry about what I did

Asriel_Dreemurr: "it's not your fault..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should have made it clear that it was a metaphor..."

Jukon?: It was, I should have waited

Jukon?: -falls back onto the couch with him0

Asriel_Dreemurr: "you're gonna have to share that body."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's okay, right?"

Jukon?: We'll talk it out Jeska and I

Jukon?: she seems much more reasonable now

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell her I'm sorry."

Jukon?: She already knows

Jukon?: I'm pretty sure you say that more than you breath anyways

Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles.

Jukon?: -is smiling with lying with AD- Right here is where I'm the happiest

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper died agin."

Jukon?: I know

Jukon?: -looks remorseful- I should have been there,

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay..."

Jukon?: I could have stopped it

Jukon?: And ....the kid too

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He is alive now."

Jukon?: really?

Jukon?: It seems like no one stays dead anymore

Asriel_Dreemurr: points to melty flower monster.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He is that."

Jukon?: Well I guess that makes sense

Jukon?: you were a flower before too

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was never whatever the fuck that is."

Jukon?: Yeah

Asriel_Dreemurr: points to a small spot of tissue, that you could lie your head on.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't touch that part."

Jukon?: you know I'm gonna now right?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's that?"

Jukon?: touch it

Jukon?: I'm a rebel

Asriel_Dreemurr: "he Moaned when I did it."

Jukon?: Ha

Jukon?: I wish I didn't have to let go

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You sound like me."

Jukon?: really? I ain't crying right now

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shh."

Jukon?: Hey you mind not tell AA about me yet

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Jukon?: ((oi

Bondertale: (oi-eos)

Fintevious: -is at the piano playing a song-

Bondertale: toriel is still in her agianst-all-odds rest against joysmol. Frisk has managed to get asleep as well. Slightly ironically, Bazzy is the only one awake right now.

: Yazan [Jukon?] is now Yazan [Fintevious].

Fintevious: Asriel -walks up to him-

Fintevious: do you have time to talk?

Bondertale: He looks at Fintevious. He sighs. "I guess now is when you give me an evaluation, too? Yeah. Let's get this over with."

Fintevious: -sits down- This is completely voluntary might I add. But we can start if you like. First off, how are you doing?

Bondertale: "...Ehhh...not great."

Bondertale: "I'm just...really wirried

Bondertale: "For mom. For Fanta. For the little me."

Fintevious: -writing down-

Fintevious: Yes yes...

Fintevious: who is your main concern right now though?

Bondertale: he scratches the back of his neck nervously.

Bondertale: "Fanta. Definitely. We've left her in there WAY too long. By this point, I'm just worried she's..." he shook his head.

Bondertale: "...

Fintevious: it seems that there is no end to that world, its starting to demoralize the others from going back

Bondertale: "Yeah. It's just nonstop disturbing and depressing. But we need to get her back. And we need to kill THE FUCK out of that flowey, or...whatever he is now."

Fintevious: lets hope for the best reagedless

Fintevious: moving on

Fintevious: your connection with Toriel and Frisk

Fintevious: how long has that been for

Bondertale: "Uh...i think a month or two, now?"

Fintevious: Hmm, where were you prior?

Bondertale: "Flower."

Fintevious: I see

Fintevious: now that you are back, how has your relationship been with your mother and Frisk

Bondertale: "Mom's just glad I'm back, though she's occasionally annoyed that I'm starting to act like Frisk. Frisk likes me a fair bit. But I guess I haven't interacted with them that much..." he looks down towards the floor.

Fintevious: do you feel like this bond of yours is restricting you i any manner?

Bondertale: "Not really."

Bondertale: bazzy is a lot more curt than tori and frisk, if you haven't biticed

Fintevious: (curt? and biticed?

Bondertale: (noticed)

Bondertale: (and curt is a word)

Fintevious: (thought it was a type

Bondertale: (curt kərt/Submit adjective rudely brief. "his reply was curt" synonyms: terse, brusque, abrupt, clipped, blunt, short, monosyllabic, summary;)

Fintevious: ((I lookded it up) sometimes people who are unable to have some distance from their family try to remain aloof and refrain from talking

Bondertale: "Interesting."

Fintevious: -lifts his eyebrow-

Fintevious: do you seek any kind of privacy from Toriel and Frisk at all?

Bondertale: "I mean, a little bit. But for the most part...i dunno. I feel alright."

Fintevious: You're likely getting close to early adulthood, it would make sense that you would want to see things for your own

Bondertale: "I guess. I mean...i don't know. My age is all out if whack."

Fintevious: how old are you?

Bondertale: "...uhhh...how long have I been Asriel? About 12, 13 years. How long has my mind been alive? Hundreds. What does my body say? Early, maybe late 20s. What do I feel like? Probably about 18."

Fintevious: that is a lot of time to pass through different forms. Are you able to comprehend and remember everything?

Bondertale: "Not everything. But..a fair amount."

Fintevious: is your history hard to deal with? Regrets?

Bondertale: "Yes."

Fintevious: I take it Toriel is not familiar with all of it

Bondertale: "Neither of them are."

Fintevious: have you talk to any of the other Asriels about it?

Bondertale: "Fanta a bit. But, well..."

Fintevious: it seems that there are a few of you here, I would bet they shared many experiences with yo-

Fintevious: right

Bondertale: "Hm?"

Fintevious: is there anything in particular about your past you might want to talk about?

Bondertale: "Well...i don't think their floweys had quite the same experience I did. I mean...I think I'm the only one out if all of us that had to deal with two people going through the underground. And I certainly never became that...'omega flowey' thing."

Bondertale: "No. Not really." his link weakens slightly when he says that, though it's been rhythmically weakening and strengthening this whole time.

Fintevious: what happened when Tori and Frisk journeyed into the underground and came across you

Bondertale: "I hid."

Fintevious: the entire time? even once they got to the barrier?

Bondertale: "Pretty much. Frisk isn't scary

Fintevious: how did they take the barrier down then?

Bondertale: "Toriel is. She's strong. She could have actually killed me. And with Frisk overriding my determination..."

Bondertale: "Same way asgore wanted to. Toriel has a monster soul. Frisk has a human soul. Asgore had six human souls. Do the math."

Bondertale: "They didn't absorb them, just...use them."

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Fintevious: so she whent through with Asgore's plan then huh

Asriel_Dreemurr: fell asleep.

Fintevious: ((no surprise there

Jeska or Jekas: -is sitting up-

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

Bondertale: "I mean, she didn't kill anyone. But she broke the barrier with seven human souls, yes. She tried to get both humans and monsters eased into each other."

Bondertale: (#blameitonbarchar)

Fintevious: did they fight Asgore or anything?

Jeska or Jekas: ....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Asriel_Dreemurr: said this at Jeskas general direction.

Jeska or Jekas: hmm?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "May I ask who you are right now?"

Jeska or Jekas: well I'm not in your arms right now and not facing you so

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."

Bondertale: "Nope. Toriel didn't even talk to him."

Fintevious: I assume the underground was abandoned afterwards, and you were left alone there until they found you

Jeska or Jekas: well you keep your end of the bargain

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."

Jeska or Jekas: how is this going to work now

Bondertale: "Pretty much. There were people that stayed behind. A few temmies. The riverperson. The regular monster here and there."

Jeska or Jekas: we talked, her and I

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"

Fintevious: did you interact with them?

Jeska or Jekas: couldn't really find an answer

Jeska or Jekas: no offense but I don't really want to be with you

Bondertale: "Uhhh...defjne interact."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Fintevious: talk

Fintevious: socialize

Fintevious: hang out, play games with, meet regularly

Jeska or Jekas: and what she wants, I don't

Asriel_Dreemurr: "yeah."

Jeska or Jekas: so what now then?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tough one."

Bondertale: "Then no."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon wants to be with me."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume."

Fintevious: you became self reliant and independent then? its not always easy to readjust to being with others when you are alone so long

Jeska or Jekas: Yes, very much so

Jeska or Jekas: in fact I'm pretty much sure thats the reason she is still alive,

Bondertale: "...i killed them, Fintevious. I was flowey. It was pretty much all I knew

Fintevious: killed who?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "She has to deal with you, only fair if you deal with her."

Jeska or Jekas: what are you saying Dreemurr?

Jeska or Jekas: if I recall correctly it was you that put her memories in my head

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, to be fair, she was thrown away and left to die for a new better model."

Jeska or Jekas: if anything I have all rights to purge her from my body

Jeska or Jekas: .....

Bondertale: "The people left. Have you not been paying-" Azzy sighed. "Stay calm. Stay calm."

Fintevious: so you killed the remaining people underground the?

Fintevious: then*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not saying be with me, I'm saying let Jukon be with me."

Jeska or Jekas: how far to do intend on taking it with her?

Bondertale: "All except the riverperson. They...know even more than they let on."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."

Jeska or Jekas: Because I don't want my body to be your cock sock

Asriel_Dreemurr: smirks a bit.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think so."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not soon."

Jeska or Jekas: -grrr- I'm pretty sure she is rubbing off on me

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why do you say?0

Asriel_Dreemurr: "*

Fintevious: eventually Tori, Frisk, and Fanta came to get you right

Jeska or Jekas: Because that is the first time I've said something sexual

Jeska or Jekas: I haven't even sweared yeat

Fintevious: yet*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So?"

Bondertale: "Fanta wasn't there, she just gave them the new soul for me. But yeah.".

Jeska or Jekas: listen how would you like if it you were sure that your thoughts were you're on, or what you said was even you

Fintevious: weren't*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."

Fintevious: I see

Fintevious: lets move on

Fintevious: not considering current events, what are your plans in life

Bondertale: "No idea. I haven't had time to think about it."

Jeska or Jekas: -looks at AD-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Need anything?"

Fintevious: did you ever think about them prior to everything? when you were a kid?

Jeska or Jekas: better life answers

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Life is unpredictable. And sometimes confusing."

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says that you've been through too much, you are someone that does not deserve what befalls you

Jeska or Jekas: says I should give you a chance

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I do deserve it."

Bondertale: "Not really. The underground isn't swarmed with options."

Fintevious: how about we talk about it now?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've don't lots of bad things."

Fintevious: A lot of people dream of fortune or fame. Have desires to be in movies or take part in great events

Jeska or Jekas: such as? and she says you've done more good than bad

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've told her, you should know."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I think she's exaggerating."

Bondertale: "Maybe if I wasn't...you know. Tethered to frisk and Toriel. I feel like all of our futures will be decided by the first person to get something going."

Jeska or Jekas: she said the time you took the last cookie from jar doesn't count But I do

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, she is hiding what I've done."

Fintevious: lets ignore that

Fintevious: simply think about what you would like to do

Fintevious: even I have wants that are impossible by my predicament

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not a good person."

Jeska or Jekas: Bullshit kid you are -grabs her mouth-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...well then."

Jeska or Jekas: I don't appreciate that Jukon

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see Jukon said that."

Bondertale: "...i dunno. Maybe..." he looked down, wracking his brain.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've done worse then Jukon, I'll tell you that much."

Jeska or Jekas: I know what you're done Dreemurr

Fintevious: you've*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Fintevious: After everything, I would think you would like to find a nice life in a subruban area

Jeska or Jekas: at least you got to reset everything

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Bondertale: "...yeah. Probably. Something calmer. Not too intensive."

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Fintevious: settle down even?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm only alive because of frisk."

Jeska or Jekas: you....share Frisk's soul right?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "She knew what u had done, and still saved my life at the cost of her own."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes."

Jeska or Jekas: do you hear her?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hardly."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm starting to think I'm delusional when I do."

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Jeska or Jekas: -looks down- I wonder if I'm deslusional

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably not."

Jeska or Jekas: I feel like by now, one of us should be gone

: Yazan [Fintevious] is now Yazan [Jeska or Jekas].

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "As in you or Jukon?"

Jeska or Jekas: Her and I

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...This is the only way you both can be there."

Jeska or Jekas: how can two minds and spirits occupy the same body?

Bondertale: "Maybe gardening. Take after dad. Grow my own vegetables even. I dunno."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."

Jeska or Jekas: -sighs- I don't know what to think Dreemurr

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It can be tough."

Fintevious: have you meet with Asgore since?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You will have trouble, it's only natural."

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says that we should go to a fight club and get into a tourney. Says it would help me

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, I don't know."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe it will."

Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.

Jeska or Jekas: she told me to do this

Jeska or Jekas: -winks her eye-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay then.@

Asriel_Dreemurr: "*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure it would help."

Bondertale: "Yeah, we've met up. Mom put up with him for a few days at a time."

Jeska or Jekas: We'll go later though

Jeska or Jekas: its not running right now according to her

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry for getting someone to tie you up."

Jeska or Jekas: tell them to go back to boy scouts to learn how to tile a knot

Asriel_Dreemurr: "They are like over 60 years old."

The White Wolf: -walks in- Doctor, you are needed-

Fintevious: -sighs very well

Bondertale: Basriel immediately got up. "Bye."

Fintevious: I would like to continue this another time

Bondertale: "Yeah. Sure."

Jeska or Jekas: I going to go on a walk

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alright."

Jeska or Jekas: I need to talk with myself

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bye."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell Jukon I said bye to her

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon asked me to do something that I'm not going to do

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What, hug me or something?"

Fintevious: -walks by Tori and pats her on the shoulder before he leaves-

Jeska or Jekas: you could say that

Jeska or Jekas: Bye

Jeska or Jekas: -walks out

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bye."

Jeska or Jekas: ((gtg, bed

Bondertale: tori twitches slightly at that

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Monster Kid [Mk].

Jeska or Jekas: (see you in 7ish hours

Mk: (and thus, I don't have anything to do with btale right now)

Mk: (don't really have anything to do with mk either, but...eh.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bye, yazan))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Will barchar ever become see able to normal people?

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Mk: (yes)

Mk: (probably)

Mk: (though now I have the idea of her making, like, a vessel. And I like it. So...well see.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Because AD would be around her often.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, and lies down.

Mk: (tbh she's around everybody often. He wouldn't really need to come to her.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But he would willingly be around her often))

Mk: yawns, waking up WITHOUT falling off his slime this time

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He was attached to his Chara))

Mk: (yeah)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, MK."

Mk: (until she starts getting creepy. Which is a side I feel is being a little buried behind the 'mildly cute' one and 'occasional sardonic asshole' one. But, uh...its not gone.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like, to the point where he'd talk often to her, and go where she goes, if he isn't preoccupied))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kek))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Will she dislike me getting with the fish))

Mk: "Hey, Asriel." mk said, stretching as he stood up. He fished through his bag, taking out two granola bars. He tossed one into Jakob, still wrapped. They just ate the other one.

Mk: (it ain't her ideal, but she's down as long as he's happy)

Asriel_Dreemurr: How does she feel about the giant flower flesh monster))

Mk: (eh)

Mk: (she'd like it to be an Asriel again)

Mk: (girl has seen some shit, dude. It's hard to creep her out. )

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is she pissed that an Asriel did that))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((To another Asriel))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ()with an ASRIEL in that Asriels mind))

Mk: (yyyyeah painflowey is pretty much the only Asriel she can work up a dislike for)

Mk: (but she'll probably instantly forgive him when she sees he's a cute gote kid now)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((for mudering two Asriels))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And trying to make an Asriel holocoust))

Mk: (They got better)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He still is trying to kill Asriels))

Mk: (I've made it clear she's not a very rational person )

Mk: (slash yandere ghost)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good point))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She is trying to get Asriels to date eachother and watched hyper and ad do the do))

Mk: (and may or may not have a plan to get an Asriel as a vessel)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god))

Mk: (:) )

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Mk: (on a totally unrelated note, I'm sad that Fintevious never got to talking about why Azzy's got his connection so tenuous)

Mk: (totally. Utterly. Unrelated.)

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Mk: (hi again yazan)

Jeska or Jekas: ((Im limited on time

Mk: (you don't gotta do anything)

Jeska or Jekas: -Pops in quick and says to AD- oh and AD dont tell Erron

Jeska or Jekas: ((Ill get to it when im back

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((

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: King Garondorf [King Grumble] is now Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey].

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: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( hhhhh

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Smol Flowey: ((Hnnnnggggg

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GN Austin: ((3 2 1 lets jam

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Mk: ( *brass jazz music* )

Mk: (badass)

Mk: (i need to watch that shiw)

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GN Austin: (( i do too

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: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( ayy )

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Mk: (gardevoir? Ookay)

Mk: sure does exist.

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( its a bit of a story )

GN Austin: (Yeah)

Mk: (story time, :D)

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( i am on a road trip )

GN Austin: (And I'm in space)

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( its a poke-human love triangle )

Mk: (oh)

Mk: )(?)

GN Austin: ((A Gardevoire, A Gallade, and My Character GNA))

GN Austin: ((Don't ask))

Mk: is awake, unlike very one else. Was this couch just God's gift to all who sleep in His domain?

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( "Gardevoire" )

Barchar: first of all, MK, HER domain

: ★ Joseph: * bruh

GN Austin: ((DAMMIT))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( what? )

GN Austin: ((I keep spelling Gardevoir wrong))

: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( kek )

Mk: "...suuure am glad I came here. Just...hoppin'. It's a gas, smooth doggie. I don't wanna set the world on fire."

GN Austin: -walks in- Howdy fellas!

Mk: "Oh. Hi."

: sinnamon roll [] is now The Cartoonstitute [].

: % Laurel: * She walks into the bar. "Hello!"

GN Austin: -he sits on the couch-

: % Laurel: * She also sits down.

Mk: "OH. You're new, I think."

: % Laurel: * "I was here once."

Mk: "Well, I haven't seen you before. I'm kid. C

Mk: They extended a clawed hand. "The slime is Jakob."

: % Laurel: * "Hello. I'm Laurel." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Laurel

Mk: "Huh. Cool." they looked around, sitting on Jakob. "Man, I remember thus place being a LOT more lively."

: % Laurel: * She nods. "Hm."

Mk: "Then again, I didn't use to stay here all day."

GN Austin: -just flips around an emerald in his hand-

: % Laurel: * ( GNA: GALLADE I WILL FIND YOU AND STEAL YOUR GARDEVOIR

: % Laurel: * ( Joseph: bruh )

GN Austin: ((no pls))

Mk: (gardevoir: "Maybe I wanna be stolen u sword-armed fuk" (

GN Austin: ((I'm gonna throw a major plot twist in this))

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GN Austin: ((Just watch))

Smol Flowey: ((Yo whattedo bitch

: % Laurel: * ( Gardevoir: i'm pregnant Joseph: the fuck, i dont think thats how it works )

: % Laurel: * ( Laurel; bruh )

Mk: (hi arg)

Mk: (hi slarv *)*

Mk: "Ah, dude, where'dja get that thing?"

GN Austin: Me?

Bondertale: tori is still in her improbably sleep near Joysmol. That thing about it being nightmare less? Jk, it's been a little slice of torture for the past 10 or so hours lol

Mk: "Yeah! That's a huge emerald!"

: % Laurel: * ( Gallade: lol human i fucked gardevoir )

GN Austin: Oh, I'm a geomancer... -Creates another one, and makes em' both vanish-

: ★ Joseph: * Five Josephs walk into the bar.

Mk: "Oh. I dunno if I should find that cooler or be disappointed."

GN Austin: -looks at the Josephs- Oh god no...

Mk: "OH, what the fuck?"

Smol Flowey: is awake, he can't sleep in fact, his eyes are permanently twisted open

: ★ Joseph: * Joseph looks at Joseph. Joseph looks at MK. Joseph looks at GNA. "It's complicated."

Mk: "I'm highly uncomfortable."

GN Austin: T H I S I S T H E W O R S T D A Y . .

Mk: (i mean, you can sleep with your eyes open. Just not well)

: ★ Joseph: * They all disappear.

GN Austin: oh thank fuck

: The Cartoonstitute [] is now MATER1AL [].

: ★ MATER1AL: * The bar door creaks open...and in walks a person with a black jacket and a John Cena mask.

GN Austin: hmm?

Mk: (wtf)

Mk: "What the fuck"

: ★ MATER1AL: * Their voice sounds...computerized. Kinda like the computer voices in Franku's videos. "Hello patrons."

GN Austin: aaaaah, okay... hi?

: ★ MATER1AL: * "..."

Mk: "You weren't made by the Frisk, were you?"

: ★ MATER1AL: * "I do not know the subject matter of which you are speaking of."

GN Austin: ...

: ★ MATER1AL: * "..."

Mk: "...good."

Smol Flowey: looks down at gotemom

GN Austin: . . .

: ★ MATER1AL: * ".

: ★ MATER1AL: * "..."

: ★ MATER1AL: * ( gtg )

Bondertale: she is pretty clearly not okay, but he's made of joy so he prolly don't give no fucks. She starts to wake up.

GN Austin: ((k))

: MATER1AL [] is now Terra [].

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Smol Flowey: "Hello"

Bondertale: "...good morning, Asriel." she said, sitting upright.

Bondertale: "...would it be insensitive to ask how you were doing? I can make a guess, but..."

GN Austin: ...

Mk: "God, are confusing things just gonna walk in here then disappear like it's not even a fucking big deal? Is that my life now?"

GN Austin: It's been mine for quite some time now.

Mk: "I gave up roughing it out in the wilderness for this." they paused. "Actually, this is probably better."

GN Austin: I gave up living in a cartoon world...

Mk: "Now that's probably better. Probably." MK shrugged. "I dunno."

GN Austin: It's cool.

GN Austin: It was kinda weird knowing that people watched me though...

GN Austin: But I wonder, are people watching us here? Are people controlling every movement we make? All the dialogue we say? Knowing that I could just be killed off and replaced by another character in this sick charade...

GN Austin: ...

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GN Austin: Ne...Never mind.

Mk: "Eh. If so the person controlling me is an asshole." they fished a granola bar out of their bag, chomping into it. "

GN Austin: There might not BE people controlling us...

GN Austin: Maybe...

Mk: "Whatever."

GN Austin: Yeah.

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: ★ Joseph: * "i am always watching, darling"

GN Austin: AGH! WHY ARE YOU HERE!?

: ★ Joseph: * Joseph isn't there. He's watching.

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GN Austin: . . .

Mk: "...i don't..."

Mk: CWas this place always this weird? Did I just FORGET? "

GN Austin: I heard a voice... whatever, don't worry/

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Corrin: ((Hey Yazan.))

Corrin: ((Hows 5:30am treating ya?))

Jeska or Jekas: (Hey

Jeska or Jekas: (Sucks

: Corrin [Corrin] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

DamnDude: (( What a twist. ))

DamnDude: (( 5:30 always sucks ))

Jeska or Jekas: (The things i do for you guys

DamnDude: (( :D ))

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DamnDude: (( What the hell? ))

DamnDude: (( My spanish teacher put in a 0 for an assignment she never gave us. ))

Jeska or Jekas: ((Kick her ass

DamnDude: (( Gladly. ))

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DamnDude: (( ...but no, I'll just find out why this shenanigans is occuring, because it's one of the two things bellow an A grade wise in the class, but I still have a B after having hundreds on everything else. ))

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DamnDude: (( AD and MK :D ))

Mk: (tbh though it is pretty cool of you to take time out of your schedule to drop in here)

Mk: (you got lotsa shit to do)

DamnDude: (( ^ ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

Mk: (i think they were talking but then ad was kill. )

Mk: (so then they weren't talking)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ye))

DamnDude: (( rip everyone ))

Mk: (oh, no, the characters weren't talking. We were)

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Jeska or Jekas: (Oi

Mk: (ah somebody oi'd me)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ayy))

DamnDude: (( wb ))

Mk: (yazan is a member of the order of the Knights who say oi)

DamnDude: (( Matey please. ))

Jeska or Jekas: (Actually Im just irish

DamnDude: (( That works too ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake, now, on the couch.

Asriel_Dreemurr: is aslo sitting up, now.

Jeska or Jekas: -Walls in- hello everyone

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jeska."

Jeska or Jekas: -Grabs a bottle of water and sits next to Ad

Jeska or Jekas: (Gonna switch to computer brb

DamnDude: (( I;ll be back, playing ToS with personal friends. ))

Bondertale: tori and frisk and Azzy are all chillin

Mk: is highly confused.

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Asriel_Dreemurr: is just looking about.

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Mk: but at least they're not losing their innocence anymore. That went out of the question, like, 8 years ago.

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Fintevious: -walks in also-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who are you right now?"

Jeska or Jekas: you know who

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon?"

Jeska or Jekas: look at what I'm drniking and the fact I'm not hugging you

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How was your walk?"

Bondertale: Frisk Is very confused

Jeska or Jekas: It happened

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, no shit, Sherlock."

Fintevious: -sits next to Frisk- Hey whats going on

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I asked how it was, not if it happened."

Jeska or Jekas: boring

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says its time to go fight

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'd be glad to go there and watch."

Jeska or Jekas: lets go then

Jeska or Jekas: -gets up and heads to TK-421

Asriel_Dreemurr: follows.

: Monster Kid [Mk] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].

Jeska or Jekas: so what does Jukon just enjoy this? fighiting?

Bondertale: 'They're talking about Jukon. I'm confused.'

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno. She's good at it, and likes to puch stuff."

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Gallade: ((ayy lmao

Jeska or Jekas: -goes to a seedy looking place in the barzaar and goes to an underground room where a lot of people are in the room

GN Austin: -sleeping on the couch- z Z z

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, this is totally an illegal fighting ring."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Seems like a grat place here."

Asriel_Dreemurr: great*

Jeska or Jekas: -there are two guys beating the shit out of each other

Gallade: ((AD: Is this where people get fucked or some shit?

Bondertale: (fight Club?)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "yeeep.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Great place."

Gallade: ((WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPLATOON

Jeska or Jekas: were not suppose to talk about this place

Gallade: ((HOW WEAK ARE YOU

Fintevious: well she doesn't want it going around, but Jukon is in there

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh, I get it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Does fight club even exist here?"

Jeska or Jekas: were in a fight club sherlock

GN Austin: -wakes up- NOT THE BEES! Oh thank god it was a dream again...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I meant the mov- okay nevermind."

Gallade: (("NOT THE BEES!" -GNA, 2026

Bondertale: '...oh. Shit.'

GN Austin: ((It was yearbook quote.

Jeska or Jekas: -the fight ends and the ring master says, "We got any new challenegers!?

Bondertale: 'I knew she was, but she's, like...actuwlly THERE now?'

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says you should jump into the ring

: Frisky [Gallade] is now Frisky [].

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck it, why not."

Jeska or Jekas: shes telling me to push you in

: ((i hope nobody saw all that fucking sin yesterday night

Asriel_Dreemurr: says that he would like to challenge.

: (('cause there was a lotta sin last night

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((brb gotta look in boden))

Jeska or Jekas: ((me too

: ((AD

: ((IT WASN'T IN BODEN

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((oh))

: ((IT WAS IN THE MAIN CHAT YOU FUCK

GN Austin: ((What are you talkin' about?

: ((lel

GN Austin: ((oh that

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell Jukon if I die I'm gonna kick her ass in hell."

: ((i blame hoodini

Jeska or Jekas: she said don't die

: ((actually houdini or fuckdini

: ((or shitdini

GN Austin: ((Fuckdini did 7/11

Jeska or Jekas: -walks in front of AD

Asriel_Dreemurr: rolls his eyes.

Jeska or Jekas: -sigh- I'll go instead

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I can do it."

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Jeska or Jekas: if you win I'll have to fight you next

Asriel_Dreemurr: "ah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds like a great idea."

Asriel_Dreemurr: stands back and watches.

Fintevious: some how they are split inside that body, Jeska and Jukon

Jeska or Jekas: -walks into the ring-

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Jeska or Jekas: Ring Master, "Whose this? We got a fish jumping into the ring! I bet she won't last 5 seconds!

: ((howdy motherfucker

Runner: ((Subtly hints to Runner being a robot by constantly making references to robots with him.))

Jeska or Jekas: Hey I'd suggest to place all your money on me Dreemurr

Runner: ((Still feels like a shitty shamalan twist))

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon said that

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Asriel_Dreemurr: also does this.

Bondertale: (those hints are clever, but they don't work if you say it out loud)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Then Jukon takes over and throws so AD loses money))

Bondertale: (pff)

Bondertale: (that's one problem with subtle hints in an rp format like this)

Jeska or Jekas: -the opponent is some steroided muscle freak whith robot arms-

Bondertale: (nobody notices them at first, and nobody remembers them when you do the reveal)

Bondertale: (and nobody goes back to see them afterwards)

Runner: ((Yeah, I made a few references to it IC, which could've been figured out if anyone bothered to think about it))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jesus christ, that thing is a beast."

: * A man in the fight club audience shouts, "DRUGS ARE BAD MISTER"

Runner: ((But I didn't want to just fucking yell it out))

Jeska or Jekas: Ring Master, "LETS WATCH A SLAUGHTER SHALL WE

: ((i make subtle hints all the time

: ((it makes me go insane

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good luck, muscle dude."

Asriel_Dreemurr: smirks.

Jeska or Jekas: -he starts swinging and jabbing at her, she simply dodges-

Bondertale: (some subtle hints will be made about things involving azzy)

Jeska or Jekas: -she drops down between a throw and comes up with a cross counter to his face, knocking him out insantly-

Jeska or Jekas: -the crowd goes silent-

Bondertale: (which ad has probably figured out by now because I gave him some not so subtle hints but I dunno about y'all)

Asriel_Dreemurr: shuckles in the silence.

Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles*

Jeska or Jekas: Ring Master: da fuc?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet on her, do I get my prize money now?"

Runner: ((I'm really good at doing the small things that make characters))

Runner: ((Little details))

Jeska or Jekas: -walks up and grabs the money from the Ring Master- We done here?

Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess so."

Runner: ((Random shit that isn't too big but its there. Like how if anyone notices all my 'immortal' characters all share a tic))

Jeska or Jekas: Any one else wanna get laid flat on their ass?

Runner: ((I've always believed that if you're immortal, you eventually just develop some kind of tic to keep you sane. Editor had a habit of snapping his fingers, FFrisk sings. Etc))

Runner: ((Even Flonne had a habit of))

Runner: ((Err))

Runner: ((Heavy Drinking))

Jeska or Jekas: -no one walks up- alright then -walks to AD- lets get out of here

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, bye, evryone."

Asriel_Dreemurr: waves to the crowd behind him.

Jeska or Jekas: -leaves with AD, no one knows what do think about what happened, they are just muttering

Jeska or Jekas: -some guy yells out, "See you dude" to AD

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That was fun."

Bondertale: (and barchar has a habit of being g a possessive yandere ghost :D)

Bondertale: (though she doesn't need anything to keep her sane. That shit has taken its course. )

Fintevious: its a work in progress though, feel free to talk to her thouigh

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says I made it too easy

GN Austin: -Whistles [url=https://soundcloud.com/no-no-50/megaman-3-whistle-concert-protoman-theme]"The Protoman Theme"[/url]-

Bondertale: Frisk nodded. Basriel looked at Fin. "Oh. You're back."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, you could have toyed with them."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I think we just made a huge profit."

Fintevious: -never left-

: ((AD: I mean, I can buy all the sex toys with this money.

Jeska or Jekas: the point of fighting is to quick resolve the fight as soon as possible

Fintevious: (nm)

Bondertale: yes he did you gingus Shin took him back to his dimension

Fintevious: did you want to continue aD?

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."

Jeska or Jekas: (its dingus you gingus

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Fintevious: Asriel*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did you enjoy that?"

Jeska or Jekas: also it was too easy, none of those brutes knew how to fight

Jeska or Jekas: a bit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "He was just jacked up with a lot of performance enhancing drugs."

Bondertale: (i use 'gingus' because I'm a gingus)

Bondertale: Bazzy sighed. "I think we need to."

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says hes over compensating for the fact he has a small dick

Asriel_Dreemurr: laughs.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh..."

Fintevious: -sits next to Bazzy- something you want to talk about?

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Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says there is a good pizza joint up ahead if you are famished

GN Austin: -stops whistling to get a drink-

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I'm kinda hungry."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna go there?"

Jeska or Jekas: they bake the pizza wtih sweet potato

Jeska or Jekas: sure why not

GN Austin: -Gets a Sprite from Grillby and heads back to the couch-

Bondertale: "No. Frisk is just pressuring me to." frisk gave Fin and Azzy an innocent smile.

Asriel_Dreemurr: walks with Jeska to the pizza place.

Jeska or Jekas: -sits down and calls for a waiter- whta kind of pizza do you want, Jukon says get a supremee

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, I'm more of a pepperoni guy."

Jeska or Jekas: Pepproni with sweet potato crust bits

Jeska or Jekas: -the waiter talks off-

Fintevious: where were we?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You gonna have any?"

Jeska or Jekas: Yes

Fintevious: did Frisk say any reason why we should talk?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of the pizza?"

Jeska or Jekas: I will have a few slices of pizza

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."

Runner: ((Y'know how theres iron in blood))

Jeska or Jekas: -the waiter returns in a like 20 minutes with the pizza-

Runner: ((Well y'know swords forged from the blood of their enemies. Well, y'see, you'd need to kill about 400 people for that))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thank you."

Jeska or Jekas: -grabs a few slices and startes eating-

Asriel_Dreemurr: eats aswell.

???: -A mysterious figure enters the bar-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, how is Jukon? Is it annoying to have two people inside yourself?"

Jeska or Jekas: -the chair Jeska was sitting on craks and breaks-

Jeska or Jekas: Shit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was that?"

???: -looks at GNA- I'm looking for an "Erron." Do you know him?

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GN Austin: Unfortunately... I do.

: Bondertale's connection timed out.

: ((wowie

Jeska or Jekas: A chair breaking under my weight from the looks of it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You cannot be that heavy."

Jeska or Jekas: -the waiter comes with a new chair-

Jeska or Jekas: I weight 350 pounds

Erron (AAsriel): Guys, holy shit! I found a turtle outside! -Sees ???- Who's this?

: ((<350 pounds

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jesus christ."

Jeska or Jekas: -sits down-

: ((that's a lot of muscle

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???: . . . Hello old friend. Remember me?

Jeska or Jekas: its the matter of density in my muscles and bones

Bondertale: "Uhhh...something about our...connection." as he said that, he looked awkward and turned away.

Jeska or Jekas: that is why I was able to knock out that guy in one hit

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."

Runner: ((My dashboard))

Runner: ((Has become homestuck))

GN Austin: That voice... It's you... [i][color=red]Ch-Chara!?[/color][/i][color=red][/color]

Jeska or Jekas: than and my bones are actually are laced with metal

Jeska or Jekas: that*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh holy hell then."

Jeska or Jekas: suppose to be someone's idea of a perfect clone

Fintevious: yes.

Asriel_Dreemurr: nids.

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods*

Bondertale: "...What about it?" he decided that the game he'd play was acting oblivious.

Robo-Chara: -Uncloaks herself to reveal a Robotic Chara- Yes... Frisk Revived me...

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Fintevious: your bond with Toriel and Frisk tends to pulse

Barchar: OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

GN Austin: Plot twist up in this bitch!

Bondertale: "...Huh. That's weird."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Erron (AAsriel): But, why? I thought Frisk didn't have the key to the mountain home.

Robo-Chara: Speaking of... you're gonna need a new front door.

Fintevious: it seems to get weaker and stronger depending on your emotions or if you are trying to

Erron (AAsriel): Damn it, Frisk.

Runner: "I'll take that." Said the Runner, dodging another posse of Superheroes trying to tame their ol' rogue robot. What was he taking? Why, Kid Flash's metal leg. Yes, he stole a superheroe's prosthetic leg. And was running off with a sarcastic chuckle. Maybe he'll get lucky an-oh, theres the door, sweet. "Seems like my escape is here, bud!" Stick a leg out, it's amazing how all that speed force goes to hell when you just trip him. Fuck you Barry Allen, and your little metal sidekick. Nevertheless, and backflips through the anydoor, landing in the bar as the door closes and locks.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, this got awkward."

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon just called me a fatass

Bondertale: "Trying to? N-no, why would I do that?"

GN Austin: -Erron, Chara, and GNA Stare at runner-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why?"

Erron (AAsriel): What the hell?

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GN Austin: Is that a leg?

Fintevious: considering how reserved you are, I would say to hide sometthing from them

Runner: Runner tips his hood to the three. Keep in mind you can't tell he's a robot unless you know beforehand, that hoodie does wonders. "Yes, yes it is."

Jeska or Jekas: I think she is making fun on my weight

GN Austin: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, it's her weight too."

Robo-Chara: Nice.

: (("IT'S ME A ROBO-CHARA"

: (("I AM TERMINATOR"

Jeska or Jekas: shes says, shit

: (("HASTA LAFUCKSA BABY"

Jeska or Jekas: hows the pizza?

GN Austin: ((*T2 JUDGEMENT DAY THEME*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pretty good."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you like it?"

Bondertale: "N-no, I...i don't have anything to hide from them. Maybe it's just weaker because I wasn't part of the initial bond. I'm a third wheel, ya know?" "

Runner: "What about it?" He says, shoving it in his ever-present giant bag.

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GN Austin: Just askin'

Bondertale: ("Asriel, I'm a therapist, I know how to detect a lie.")

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Fintevious: so condisering your relationship with Fanta, your age, your aggression, and your reservation, it seems like you are trying to get somewhere out of sight

Jeska or Jekas: it was good

Asriel_Dreemurr: "aGlad you liked it."

: (("Now can you taste my ass? It tastes like that pizza, too."

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says there is a good view of the captial from here

Runner: He moves over to the couch, idly taking off his sunglasses and placing them next to him. Good thing he has fucking gloves. Metal hands would ruin snglasses.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna go see it?"

Jeska or Jekas: Why not

Bondertale: "H-how does getting I to a relationship back that up?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, and begins to leave.

Fintevious: most people want to have sexuail intercourse out of sight of others,

: ((-puts on singlasses-

: ((hoo boy

Jeska or Jekas: -leads AD to a tower- can you climb well?

GN Austin: ((-Walks out- Nope...))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

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Jeska or Jekas: -starts climbing straight up the tower-

GN Austin: ((I thought A Poke-Human Love triangle was the weirdest thing i've seen...))

Bondertale: "I...thats barely even a thing in my mind. I can't do it, with the bond!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to clib with them, probably getting up.

GN Austin: ((Now Fin is giving Asriel "The Talk 2.0"))

Fintevious: which is why the bond gets weak from time to time, to mask your presence and intentions

Bondertale: "...eehhh...partly."

Jeska or Jekas: -eventually they get to the top-

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon just told me there was a stair case this entire time

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks tried as they reach the top.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell her to go fuck her self..."

Jeska or Jekas: shes laughing

Erron (AAsriel): Why have you come back Chara?

Robo-Chara: Idunno.

Jeska or Jekas: -looks out to the view it over the capital, Asgore's castle.

Erron (AAsriel): Oh...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Pretty cool."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "This looks like a spot where in a movie, it would zoom in on the two in it, and they would satrt making out."

Runner: (( A group of US Army special agents is tasked weekly with saving the world. To avoid detection they go deep undercover, riding around the world in an old van called the Mystery Machine. ))

Fintevious: so you are then. why haven't you tried to talk to Toriel aboiut the bond

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon wants to take over

Robo-Chara: So... My creator died... That sucks.

Erron (AAsriel): She was being a bitch, she wanted to take over the world.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can she?"

Jeska or Jekas: -sits in a mediative stance and after awhile-

: Yazan [Jeska or Jekas] is now Yazan [Jukon?].

Bondertale: "Because...im okay with it. And it's not like she can break it. Not without some...freaky soul power. I just...they don't need to know what I've seen. What I've done. What I feel."

Erron (AAsriel): I ended up dying with the kid over there... I was asleep, but he felt every second of it.

Jukon?: -stands up- hey kid

GN Austin: Fuck you, Erron.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jukon."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How is being in there?"

Robo-Chara: Hmph, neat.

Jukon?: enjoy your time with Jeka?

Bondertale: "I'm okay with talking about it, but them experiencing it through my memories? They don't need that. Nobody needs that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Jukon?: its kind of like watching a moive

Jukon?: it helps that Jeska isn't surpressing me anymore

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool."

Fintevious: I see, this is something you don't want them to know about it.

Fintevious: with the bond though, isn't it likely to happen at some point?

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her.

Jukon?: -hugs bak-

Bondertale: "It's not something I want them to know about on that deep a level."

Jukon?: -back*

Bondertale: "Exactly."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((brb))

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Jukon?: (k

Fintevious: At some point you'll have to confront them about it

Fintevious: do you have any idea how you will?

Bondertale: "Which is why I try to suppress it. If one if them goes poking, I'll let them in, but...they don't need to see all that. Not like I have."

GN Austin: ...

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Bondertale: "I don't know. I keep thinking that I really should let go of it. But then there's just this little voice in the back of my head that tells me that, no, I'm doing the right thing, this is best for all of us."

Barchar: Fin sees tattered remnants of a soul floating around Azzy, seemingly no body attached

Fintevious: this bond is your life, should it be lost you all will die

Fintevious: whats this -moves his glasses-

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Jukon?: you know that there are remainf of a soul floating around you right now correct?

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Jukon?: ((sorry that was Fin

Fintevious: you know that there are remainf of a soul floating around you right now correct?

Robo-Chara: So I guess i'm here now.

Erron (AAsriel): Cool

Bondertale: "What?"

Barchar: at that, it floats rather hurriedly away

Jukon?: ((brb bathroom

Bondertale: "...yeah,i know that. I'm not saying g it should go away. Just that maybe they don't need to know everything."

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: ((hi bloo

GN Austin: ((ey bloo

: ÷ KiCR: * ( hi )

Fintevious: it would be a mistake to take the lives of everyone simply to block out those memories

Fintevious: huh that soul is now gone

: ((KiCR = Kids in Cunt Raids

Jukon?: ((so why is Erron going to hell now?

: ( damnit )

: ( "k"ei "c"a"r")

Bondertale: "I'm not going to do that, Fintevious. It's not like this is going to shatter the bond. I think."

: ((10/10

: ( or kids in cunt raids but )

GN Austin: ((I dont know

: ((kids in cunt raids is better

Fintevious: its quite the risk, are you completely sure of that?

Fintevious: because it doesn't sound like you are

GN Austin: ((Why is GNA Going to hell?

Jukon?: ((wasn't a plot point you man as to why Erron survived being vaporized by Jeska?

: ( gkgkdsdhdggggghhhh )

: (( 乁( º ツ º )ㄏ

GN Austin: ((Yeah

Bondertale: "I-i mean, it's not like any of us are weaker! Just...its fine. Okay? It's fine."

: ((GNA: THE THOUGHT OF TOUCHING GARDEVOIR'S ASS KEEPS ME ALIVE

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( GNA: HNNNNNNG )

GN Austin: ((Y tho

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( brb

Fintevious: you are dangling with your connection, this might have permanent effects to the connection. Simply saying its fine doesn't mean it is

Fintevious: -always talks in a passive voice when being a therapist-

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( kek

Bondertale: "...i just...somehow letting it go just feels...weird. I don't know how to describe it. It just feels like I'm doing something wrong. And I don't know why."

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( GNA: I FAP TO NUDE DRAWINGS OF GARDEVOIR )

: gallie ((GNA no

GN Austin: ((no pls

: ((fuck

: ((i messed that up

GN Austin: ((you have crossed the line if there is one.

Gallade: ((GNA no

GN Austin: ((i didn't do that

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( gardie and gallie fuck the end )

GN Austin: ((They do it just to piss GNA off

Gallade: ((Gallie: then we can have kids lel

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( but gardie's known gallie for a "while" l

Bondertale: (haha whaaaaat nobody does that with gardevoir)

Fintevious: the point of history is to ensure the mistakes of the past are never duplicated, but that means its important to remember every detail -pulls out his pictures and flips through all the war and atrocities he has been to-

Bondertale: ( *closes, like ten tabs* )

Bondertale: (nobody. )

Gallade: ((|Indeed.|

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( i bet that )

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( those 10 tabs were gardie porn )

Fintevious: you should forgot about it, but there is a point in which you will need to stop letting it hold you back

Bondertale: "I doubt that in history, somebody's souls got put into a bond with somebody else's, and somebody tried to weaken that bond to hide something g awful and then the bond snapped."

: (( |don't do anything to my gal|

Bondertale: (that was the joke yes)

GN Austin: ((I half want to put Roy from Fire Embull as a character.))

Bondertale: And by joke I mean real life because gees gardevoir is the only Pokémon I'd fuck but I'd do it((

GN Austin: (([s]same fam[/s]

: ((I would fuck Gardevoir

Jukon?: (("...i just...somehow letting it go just feels...weird. I don't know how to describe it. It just feels like I'm doing something wrong. And I don't know why." was he refering to his past or his connection

: ((Gardevoir is fucking hot

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( ngl i would fuck gardie too )

GN Austin: ((Everyone here would fuck a Gardevoir.

Bondertale: (he was referring to letting the connection actually, like, flow all normal-like(

Bondertale: (tbh everyone period would fuck gardevoir)

Bondertale: (and more people would fuck her if they made gallade at the same time as her so that male gardevoir weren't a thing)

Bondertale: (cause I'm, like, 99% certain that that would be the casd)

Jukon?: ((okay that sounded more like a past question

Jukon?: ((statement

Fintevious: -retcon that part-

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( kek

: ((Gallie: |you're very hot| Gardie: |ok. can you please come with me to the pool so i can cool down?| Gallie: |that is unfortunately not what i met but okay|

Bondertale: (ya I was kind confused why he was bringing that up lol(

: ÷ Gardevoir: * \...\

Fintevious: I doubt there is a proper way to manage a soul bond

Bondertale: (gallie: "That is not what I meant but it does get my goal at least partially donec)

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( gardie: (Blushes deeply.) )

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: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( ayy ad )

Jukon?: ((I thought he meant that we was allowing his past to hold him back

: ((ayy ad

GN Austin: -sitting on the couch whistling the Splatoon "Kid Squid" Commercial Song.-

Jukon?: ((I wouldn't fuck a Gardevoir

Bondertale: "Right, it's just...like, it's PROBABLY best for me to stop urpressing it, but it just feels like I'm doing something wrong when I do. Like, somebody's yelling at me, even though there's nobody there. I don't know."

Bondertale: (don't lie)

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( frisky it is time for love triangle fiasco )

GN Austin: ((liar))

Asriel_Dreemurr: must have returned with Jukon.

: ((you know you want that mega gardevoir ass

Jukon?: -still in the tower-

: ((also sure bloo

Asriel_Dreemurr: nvm then

: ((spread the fucking sin

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Jukon?: ((I'd rather have Undyne

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( i would fuck undyne too )

GN Austin: ((fair enough

Bondertale: (undyne is a close second in 'fuckable game characters' )

GN Austin: ((but zero suit samus tho

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What's numero uno))

GN Austin: ((samus.

: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( gardie )

GN Austin: ((ih

GN Austin: ((oh

Jukon?: the movie thing you mentioned

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"

: ((undyne would be so wet that i wouldn't know if she is 'wet' or not

: ((she's a fish

Jukon?: I prefer the pornos over the romanic comdies anyways

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( twice the ass )

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your point?"

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallie: AAAHNNNNNNG )

: ((Mega Gallade is like the prince that saves the princess

Jukon?: ((plus I prefer something that has sentience over being only able to say its FUCKING NAME

Jukon?: No point, just a joke

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( fair enough )

GN Austin: ((fair point

GN Austin: ((What about Bayonetta?

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( omg bayonetta )

GN Austin: (( ;) ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

: ((doesn't gardevoir/gallade speak in your head with telepathy

Fintevious: likely because there is

: ((i dunno

Fintevious: that soul I just mentioned

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I really hope that if we actually get together that if Hyper were to come back he wouldn't be pissed."

Fintevious: left when I called it out

GN Austin: ((Let's just have everyone hear them

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She enters the bar. Maybe with Gallade.

Jukon?: theres a reason why I'm not ripping your clothes off right how

GN Austin: -waves at her (And gallade if he's there)-

Jukon?: and it ain't Jeska

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Bondertale: "...hm."

Gallade: * He enters the bar with Gardie, blushing ever so slightly.

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * (GNA: I HAVE AN ERECTION)

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans over whatever railing is there, and looks out to the castle.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "This timeline is pretty beautiful."

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\

Barchar: "Stupid...dreaking...Chara. How was I supposed to know he could see me with those?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Minus all the crime."

GN Austin: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEl96I_4PuI]relevant[/url]))

: |It appears that we meet again, human.|

Jukon?: -does so too- It is, no shitty cities, great landscapes,

Bondertale: (that was what I was thinking)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

GN Austin: Yeah, i guess

Jukon?: plenty of treasure too

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Was that you, when I was fighting that weird human skeleton guy?"

Jukon?: gonna start that gig again soon

Gallade: * He keeps on glancing at Gardie's 'dress'.

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: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She leans on Gallie a bit, blushing.

Jukon?: what?

: Frisky [] is now Frisky [Gallade].

Smol Flowey: ((Ayy

Gallade: ((ayy

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( GNA: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU )

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I fought the guy who created you."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I heard you speak to me."

Jukon?: WDG? I know of him tanks to jeska

Jukon?: I don't remeber

GN Austin: . . .

Asriel_Dreemurr: "must have been my imagination."

Asriel_Dreemurr: me

Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.

Jukon?: you starting to go crazy on me?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hear things sometimes."

Runner: ((The aliens have come. We've lost. Theres only one chance left))

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, not often, but occasionally."

Bondertale: "I guess...i don't know. How can a bodiless soul tell me anything? Probably just somebody that died dropping in. Maybe. I think that's how those work?"

Runner: ((A winner takes all rap-battle to save humankind))

Gallade: * If AD and Jukon/Jeska got together, then Hyper wouldn't be angry. He would just be sad. Very sad.

Gallade: * He sort of leans on Gardie a bit, surprised at how 'wide' the dress was. It was very fancy.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've heard Frisk sometimes, hardly any, but it still happens."

Fintevious: for now I recommend holding off on the connection control until we find out what it is

Jukon?: I think this is the part in the movie where I saw, "were not so different you and I

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...Uh...\

Gallade: |I like your dress, Gardie.|

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Smol Flowey: ((Hotland at 8 30

Smol Flowey: ((We gonna have a grand old time

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Number calc wont be done by then )

Jukon?: should we head back, before I acutally start trying to rip your clotes off

Gallade: ((oh boy

Smol Flowey: ((Dont need it too badly

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She blushes. \Thanks...\

Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles a bit, and says, "If you want to."

Smol Flowey: ((Ive got a much more efficient system

Asriel_Dreemurr: is still looking out into the landscape.

Jukon?: what he clothes part? -looks eager-

GN Austin: -gives Gallade an "I know what your fucking doing" look-

Jukon?: han I'm just fucking with ya

Jukon?: nah*

Smol Flowey: ((But it will be useful on saturday when all hell breaks loose

Jukon?: ((han solo shoots first at Jukon

Asriel_Dreemurr: laughs a bit again.

Gallade: * He gives GDA a confused look.

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Gallade: * He looks back at Gardie.

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \i "like" you a lot, gallade...\

GN Austin: -goes back to looking at his phone-

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Will we fight the Asriel FOPDOODLE))

Gallade: |Oh?|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Time to piss GNA off )

Jukon?: you can take the stairs down, I'll take the express

Bondertale: Azzy nodded apprehensively. The connection looked normal.

GN Austin: -Mutters to himself- [sub]asshole...[/sub]

Gallade: * He [color=FF0000]blushes[/color].

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She blushes. \more than...as a friend...\

Asriel_Dreemurr: "wanna test if fireballs can be used like a jetpack?"

Fintevious: if you don't think about it, and interact normally, I bet they won't go looking into your past

Barchar: is very annoyed. "Stupid Fintevious with his stupid noticing of my not stupid plans to make Asriel happy."

Gallade: ((If you fought Painriel, you're technically fighting Hyper

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Jukon?: just be sure to do it over the water

Gallade: |Eheh.. uhm.. more than a friend..?|

Gallade: |Am I dreaming?|

GN Austin: -texts Erron- "You're fucking seeing this right?"

Erron (AAsriel): -Texts Back- "How the fuck did you get my number?"

Gallade: ((lel

: ★ Joseph: * GNA gets a text. "bruh"

Jukon?: -jumps off the tower and lands on the ground, gives thumbs up at AD-

GN Austin: -Texts Back- "How the fuck did you get MY number?"

❤ Frisk: * GNA gets a text. "Just let them be."

Erron (AAsriel): -texts everyone- "WHO THE FUCK IS GIVING OUT ARE PHONE NUMBERS!?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How high is the tower))

GN Austin: ((Our*

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: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She looks directly at Gallade, smiling and blushing.

Smol Flowey: ((>Asriel fopdoodle

Jukon?: (20 meters high

❤ Frisk: * GNA gets another text, "I'm a brilliant scientist matching the likes of Einstein, don't question it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Six story drop.))

Gallade: * He looks right back at Gardie, looking straight into her eyes.

Fintevious: -texts Erron- Hey I just got this number who is this?

GN Austin: -Texts Frisk- I'm not mad that they're together... I'm mad because Gallade is rubbing in in my fucking face"

: ★ Joseph: * "I have some connections bby <3" GNA got that text.

Erron (AAsriel): -Responds- Oh, Hey Fin

Gallade: |Eh.. I-I am feeling that same strange feeling, too!|

Jukon?: -points over at the water0

Gallade: * He blushes a little [color=#FF0000]brighter[/color].

Erron (AAsriel): "Wait, who gave you this number?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: hoists himself over the towers railing, and tries to shoot fire to keep himself up. It's obviously not letting him hover, and he is still building speed down the the ground, just very slowly. He then hits in the water pretty hard.

Asriel_Dreemurr: resurfaces after a few seconds.

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She's blushing a pretty fucking bright red.

Jukon?: looks like it doesn't work

Gallade: ((* Asriel_Dreemurr's dick feels cold.

Jukon?: -offers her hand to him

GN Austin: -Mumbles- Get a room you two...

Asriel_Dreemurr: is gasping for air, but gives a thumbs up, than takes Jukons hand.

Jukon?: ((Jukon: I can warm that up for you

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallade looks at GNA "u mad bro" )

Bondertale: tori looks at joysmol

Gallade: * He ignores GDA, and immediately gives Gardie the best hug a Gallade could give.

GN Austin: . . .

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jukon: No seriously we can cut that one off and buy you a cybernetic one with A heater in it))

Fintevious: so I think that ends our session for today

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Kids these days and their robotic penises )

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: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She hugs Gallade.

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Fintevious: unless you have anything you want to talk about

Gallade: ((Hyper: HEY AD I MISSED YO-- .. *sees AD and Jukon/Jeska kissing* ..ha.. hahah.. fuck my life.

Jukon?: (she would be devastated if that gote dick was lost_

Gallade: |..Is this feeling love?|

Gallade: |..I think it is.|

Gallade: ((10/10

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \if so...i love you.\

Jukon?: lets go home

Gallade: |According to my emotions, I do believe that I love you.|

Bondertale: Asriel shook his head. "No. I think that's it. Thanks, doc."

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Fintevious: anytime

Gallade: * He blushes just a tiny bit brighter.

Fintevious: -gets up and walks over to Toriel

Fintevious: -takes a seat- How are you doing Toriel?

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: now let's go home and fuck )

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Gallade: ((hi chime

Gaster: ((what the heckie is going on

Gallade: ((sin

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Gaster: ((wowie

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( pokésin )

Gaster: ((is this what this chat is now

Gaster: ((pokesin

Gallade: ((no

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Smol Flowey: is still next to Tori

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\

Gallade: ((i will roleplay hatsune miku when mv is here and when i feel like it, and maybe hyper tonight if slarv roleplays painriel (which is unlikely)

Gallade: ((so no

Gallade: ((it's not all pokèsin

Runner: ((As someone that used to RP pokemon Gijinkas a ton))

Gaster: ((oh right slarvinator's got something planned

Runner: ((The proper term is PokeSex))

Gaster: (( :)

Gallade: |I-I suppose that you are now my 'girlfriend' as humans call them.|

Runner: ((Also, chime, did you catch the couple hints to Runner being mechanical beforehand?))

Gaster: ((no

Runner: ((They were really abstract, and I don't think anyone got them))

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I guess so...\

Runner: ((Damn))

Bondertale: "...nlt particularly well, doctor. My sleep was not very peaceful."

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( GNA: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU )

Gaster: ((honestly these past couple days were kinda rough for me so i wouldn't be surprised if i didn't catch something obvious

Gallade: ((i knew that runner was pretty 'weird' if he was able to run on fucking WALLS

Gaster: ((i most likely had an anxiety attack over a simple assignment yesterday

Bondertale: (i like how you got to say 'as somebody who used to RP Pokémon Gijinkas' and have that make sense)

Runner: ((One:Runner got hit in the back of the head by a fucking batarang. and didn't react to it))

: Yazan [Jukon?] is now Yazan [Fintevious].

Gallade: ((yeah

Runner: ((Two:He got owned several times, but didn't seem to give a crap about 'pain'))

Gallade: ((mhm

Fintevious: and whose this? Hello there -to smol Flowey-

Runner: ((Three:Parkour is one thing. Running on fucking walls and double jumping Mario-style up alleys is something else))

Gallade: ((yes

Runner: ((And four:I dropped so many damn jokes about how he tends to steal "parts"))

Gallade: |..What do girlfriends and boyfriends do?|

Fintevious: There are a few things I can think of to help Toriel, but I think we can hold off on that talk for now

Gallade: |Do you know that?|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I have no clue.\

Bondertale: "That's Asriel. The one I was taking care of."

Gallade: |..Hhm.|

Gaster: ((shoot sorry i've got to go grocery shopping

Gaster: ((i'll be back in about an hour

Gallade: ((ok

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Gallade: ((cya

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: Sex?

Gallade: |..From my observations of humans, I believe that we do cutesy things.|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Like....?\

Gallade: |For example, we're both showing affection.|

Fintevious: really? hes back? at least in some form of mannner

Gallade: |Right now.|

Gallade: |By hugging.|

Fintevious: Thats good though

Smol Flowey: "Hello"

Runner: Runner idly flicks the...cigarette out of his mouth. He doesn't even need to smoke, or can he get addicted to it. And gestured to the Pokesex couple. "Really you two? Are you two just going to stare at eachother?" Telepathy makes you looks like a dumbass.

Smol Flowey: "Back is a strong word"

Smol Flowey: "Given every waking moment is torture"

Gallade: * He glances at Runner. |No, actually.|

Bondertale: "'Good' also seems inaccurate."

Gallade: |Please don't be rude.|

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Fintevious: you back with us though, better than the alternative

Gallade: * He looks back at Gardie.

Gallade: |Mm, ahem..|

Gallade: |Eh..|

Fintevious: we'll find a way to help

GN Austin: ...

Runner: "Sorry, but honestly, only assholes use telepathy." Think of all the ESP superheroes Runner has run from.

Runner: Assholes.

Gallade: * He looks back at Runner. |I don't think I am a human's.. butt.|

Gallade: |Please, can you stop sounding so rude?|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\

Gallade: ((Gardie: aww hell nah don't say stuff to my maannnn

Runner: "Well excuse me, if you're gonna be all sensitive when people call you out on the doe-eyes. Get a hotel room."

Gallade: ((Runner: pokeman*

Smol Flowey: "Maybe fix the body first"

Runner: ((Runner:Come at me bitch, Steel resists Psychic))

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \A hotel room?\

Gallade: |What's that?|

Fintevious: just being here I sure provides relief to Toriel

Fintevious: I'm*

Runner: "A place you go to when you need to fuck like rabbits." Blunt.

Smol Flowey: "The only thing keeping me from screaming my head off in unimaginable horror and pain is my lack of emotions"

GN Austin: Yeah... don't do this infront of the person who's clearly flustered about it.

Gallade: |What's that F word, also?|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Oh...\ She blushes.

Runner: "Ask your anime waifu." He smirks.

Gallade: |Uh..|

Gallade: * He looks at Gardie.

Bondertale: "I'm glad he's not...unsavable, at least."

Gallade: |Please explain.|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \....\

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Uh.\

Gallade: |Uh.|

Gallade: ((Gardie: UH-HUH~

Gallade: ((Gallade: oh

Fintevious: Like I said, we will find a way to help

Fintevious: and Asgore will be much better to hear you are still alive

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gardie: I could show you~

Gallade: ((how would pokemon fuck

Gallade: ((they don't have dicks

Runner: He idly fishes through his bag. Grenades, ninja stars, stolen batarangs, spare parts, ...Creature Containment Units straight from Doc Ock's lab, nah, aquaman's trident. Tons of fucking stolen shit.

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( *shrugs* )

Bondertale: (they make eggs somehow)

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I actually don't really know...\

Gallade: |Oh, okay..|

Gallade: * He looks at Runner.

Gallade: |Can you please explain what that word means?|

Runner: "Sex." Ooh, web shooters, he was wondering where those went.

Runner: Spidey's probably pissed at him for that.

Gallade: |What's sex?|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She [i]definitely[/i] looks curious now.

Runner: "Reproduction." Oh sweet, when did he steel Batman's keys?

Runner: steal*

Gallade: |Oh! Uhm.. thank you. I understand now.|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Oh...\ She blushes again.

Gallade: * He [color=#B30000]blushes a dark red[/color].

Runner: "Helping the word, one dictionary definition at a time." Huh, no wonder he hadn't gotten attacked by a batmobile lately.

Fintevious: Toriel?

Runner: ((Runner only is able to comprehend telepathy cause he's still got a human brain. Thats his only human part))

Gallade: ((mhm

Runner: ((And to be fair, if Gallade/Gardevoir kept constant communication with him, it would probably give them a headache. Having a layer of steel, and more steel after that, over your brain does that))

Fintevious: I finished sessions with Frisk and Azzy

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \....\

Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "That's good. Anybody else in the bar you're interested in, out of...distraction?"

Runner: ((Meaning those two would likely be the only ones able to tell Runner is mechanical without straight up lifting his hoodie))

Mk: sure does exist, still

Gallade: ((Gardevoir: AAAAAAAAAAA Gallass: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH Runner: MY FUCKING EARS

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Gallade: ((hi ad

Asriel_Dreemurr: returned and is now sleep on couch.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))

Jeska or Jekas: -is sitting on the couch-

Gallade: * He gives Gardie a small peck on the cheek, like he has saw many humans do.

GN Austin: ...

Fintevious: anyone who wants a seesion with me is free to ask

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She blushes.

Runner: He inspects an actual fucking grenade, staring at it. "Wonder if this baby still works."

Gallade: ((heh

Gallade: ((a session

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( lenny )

Fintevious: -looks towards MK- perhaps they might

Asriel_Dreemurr: awaken.

Asriel_Dreemurr: Awkans*

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCJ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: Awakens*

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( AWKANS ME UP INSYDDDDD )

Gallade: |Did that feel nice? I've seen humans do that.|

Jeska or Jekas: you sleep alot

Mk: "Whuh? What am I doing?"

Gallade: ((AD: no shit

Gallade: ((AD: after all hyper calls me a lazy goat

Barchar: #blameitonbarchar except I don't think he's in the bar rn

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No shit.

Fintevious: A session with a therapist

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Yeah...I liked it...\

Runner: He puts the grenade back in the back, pulling out a wierd can of some kind of spray. "The hell does this do?"

Gallade: |Oh! That's wonderful, then!|

Runner: He presses it, and hits himself. A few bats fly in through the window and just swarm him. "...Huh. Handy." He swats them away.

Gallade: * He blinks.

GN Austin: -is clearly mad- . . .

Jeska or Jekas: your quite the lazy goat

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know."

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Is the human okay?\

Jeska or Jekas: I'm surprised you aren't fat

Gallade: |I don't know.|

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well thanks."

Asriel_Dreemurr: said that scar sago lu.

Asriel_Dreemurr: Sarcasticly*

Gallade: ((AD: MONSTER FOOD DOESN'T MAKE ME FAT

Gallade: ((

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says that she'd actually wouldn't mind if you were chubby

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Fintevious: I am Doctor Damcoles Fintevious, who are you? -to MK-

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Gallade: ((AD: okay let me order six big macs at mcdonalds, then Jukon: DON'T MCDONALDS IS SHIT WAFFLE HOUSE IS BETTER

Gallade: ((AD: but mcdonalds is cheaper

Gallade: ((Jukon: YOU FUCKING LAZY GOAT

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Touché."

Mk: "OH. Uh...yo. I'm Kid. The slime I'm sitting on is Jakob." mk patted a saddle on top of the slime. "I could probably do with that at some point." they said, shrugging.

Fintevious: ((Jukon: I WANT MY CHUBBY GOAT

Mk: "You wanted my blood and scales. Remember?"

GN Austin: . . .

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\

Fintevious: I did

Gallade: ((hyper wouldn't mind a chubby AD though he does like him better as a normal goat

Gallade: ((but hyper is probably having a nice chat with Painriel now

Gallade: ((since he is now friends with his killer

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( kek

: ☲ Mito: * This motherfucker walks in.

GN Austin: -starts mumbling to himself- [sub]fucking limp-dick, sour-note, expresionless, flexible-tempo dipshit [/sub]

Fintevious: we can get to that later though

Gallade: |...|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \.../

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy,Mito."

: ☲ Mito: * He looks sad and nervous. "Hey..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything wrong?"

Fintevious: I don't know much about you I'm afraid

Fintevious: would you mind telling me your life story

Mk: "Yeah. Sure. Uh...yeah, there's a lot of shit to know about me."

Jeska or Jekas: -looks at Mito

: ☲ Mito: * "My home is now kinda...uninhabitable.

Fintevious: go agead and start

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh..."

Fintevious: ahead*

: ☲ Mito: * "Oxygen is starting to...go away, and it's raining some burning liquid."

GN Austin: . . .

Gallade: ((it would be nice if ad cheated on hyper because it would make my plans easier to go through with, but then again i'm having second thoughts on killing hyper perm [sub]yet[/sub]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh shit..."

Gallade: |Human, are you okay?|

: ☲ Mito: * "It was getting hard to breathe."

Jeska or Jekas: Jukon sa- you know what fuck it -gets into a trance-

Mk: "I'm thinking. Okay, so, I had a sister. I think. I was born without arms, and stayed that way for a while. That kinda sucked."

: Yazan [Fintevious] is now Yazan [Jukon?].

Jukon?: Theremuch better

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: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\

Mk: "Then frisk happened. He was cool. Saved the underground. Sister...i dunno. I forgot about her until a while ago. It's kinda confusing. Anyway, frisk did his 'saving the underhround' shtick. Then I started coming here."

: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Monster Kid [Mk].

Gallade: * He hugs Gardie a little tighter, as if he was a little nervous.

GN Austin: No.

Mk: "Due to many things, mostly involving B, I lost most of my innocence. Also I got a floaty gaster hand." The floaty gaster hand waved.

Jukon?: ((Im going to take a shower and start getting ready, feel free to keep talking flae

Mk: "That was a good day."

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I love you...\

Gallade: |..Why?|

Gallade: * retcon

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( gdi AD )

Fintevious: lost your innoences?

Gallade: |..I love you too, Gardie.|

GN Austin: -twitches slightly-

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She "kisses" Gallade.

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: hooo boy )

GN Austin: -rubs his head, as if he has a headache-

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Phone is at 9% )

Gallade: * He "kisses" right back, blushing ever so slightly.

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Gallade: ((charge it then gdi

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That fast now?"

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( I'm in a car )

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."

Gallade: ((o

Gallade: ((ok

Gallade: ((we should wrap the sin up soon, then

: ☲ Mito: * "It's been getting harder to breathe..."

Mk: "OH yeah. I've seen some shit, dude. Like thay time b turned into a dead version of me with a pole through his chest. Or that time mettaton made a joke about blow jobs using a metaphor I took literally."

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( yeah )

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're welcome to stay here, Mito."

GN Austin: -is being surprisingly calm about this-

Gallade: ((Mito: E-Everything smells like my mom's dildo..

: ☲ Mito: * "I got burned by the rain, too...I still can't see out of my right eye."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ouch..."

Gallade: * He eventually ends the kiss, staring deep into Gardie's eyes.

Runner: ((So my dog just caught a squirrel and killed it with one turn of its neck))

GN Austin: -the fire in his eyes is back-

Gallade: |I always liked your eyes.|

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She blushes.

Runner: ((And now, theres these small dogs my neighbor has that like to try to piss off my dog, and i'm paranoid that my dog is gonna fucking wreck their shit))

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Maybe we should get back...\

Gallade: |Yeah.. I want some alone time with you.|

GN Austin: No... stay... [sub]I dare you[/sub]

Gallade: |Maybe we can tell the others..|

Gallade: * He ignores GNA. He's too deep in a love trance.

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I do too..\ She "holds hands" with Gallade. \Maybe.....\

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( sin )

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( the sin is real )

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Gallade: |Let's go, shall we?|

GN Austin: (GNA: I need a flamethrower and I need it now.

Gallade: * He leads Gardie to the entrance of the bar, still holding her "hand". He opens the door for her.

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( entrance )

Gallade: ((yes

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( OH

GN Austin: ((YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOY

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She exits...through the entrance.

Gallade: ((what

Runner: Runner chimed in before they left. "Hey."

Runner: "The nearest hotel is in the middle of fucking lava-hotland. I'd suggest taking the wierd portal door."

Runner: "It's also empty."

Gallade: |We're good.|

Runner: "Alright." He leans back juggling batarangs.

Gallade: * He leaves the bar, along with Gardie.

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( And then they fucked )

: Frisky [Gallade] is now Frisky [].

: ((lelno

: ((not yet

: ((they just became boyfriend and girlfriend

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( kek )

Mk: sighs. "Good times."

: ((i don't sin THAT far

GN Austin: Ok is he gone?

: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( now i gtg phone is at 5%

: ((bye bloo

GN Austin: ((bai

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GN Austin: Would you guys mind if I vent for a minute?

Runner: ((Runner actually still has a giant fucking hole in his chest covered by his hoodie))

Runner: "Go ahead kid."

GN Austin: Okay...

GN Austin: *Deep Breath*

Runner: Runner prepares his nerf gun

Runner: He pulls back the swing on the back of the old nerf guns so you could cock them.

Runner: He inserts the darts, six of them, for a revolver type nerf gun.

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Jukon?: (back

GN Austin: THAT FUCKING LIMP-DICK, SOUR-NOTE, EXPRESIONLESS, FLEXIBLE-TEMPO DIPSHIT

Runner: He tests the weight of his weapon of choice.

Runner: He turns.

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Runner: He aims at GN Austin.

Runner: He fires.

GN Austin: OW!

GN Austin: You dick.

Runner: "Watch the language."

Runner: "In this world, it's nerf or nothing."

Voice Hyper: ((10/10

Gallade: ((hyper no

Fintevious: are there any events in the past here or before that you have a hard time comprehending or remembering

Mk: "Anyway, at some point we went dimension hopping, and I got jakob. I don't remember much more than that."

Mk: (heyo, timing)

Voice Hyper: ((don't judge me gardevoir fucker

GN Austin: YOU SAW WHAT HE DID! He fucking started being all kissy-cuddly the minute they found out I liked her!

Mk: (don't pretend you wouldnt)

Runner: He fires another one.

GN Austin: THAT GUY KNEW!

GN Austin: OW

Runner: "Manners maketh the man." Don't you start fucking quoting kingsmen.

GN Austin: . . .

Runner: "Seriously though, you really want to fuck that chick? She has telepathy."

Runner: "Sure, she may be hot. But in my experience, anyone with telepathy has a habit of using that telepathy when they get pissed."

Runner: Thanks Doctor Strange.

Runner: "Honestly, that guy probably just saved your life."

Runner: He cocks the revolver again.

Mk: "Otherwise, nothing that seems unnatural. Other than what I've told you."

GN Austin: What do you mean?

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Fintevious: it sounds like you have some issues with memroy

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Runner: "In my world, every superhero exists. And pretty much every random dude has something special about them."

Asriel_Dreemurr: snaps back to reality.

Fintevious: is something causing you to not remember your past?

Runner: "While on the run, I made friends with this girl, we basically became partners and crime. She used her powers to confuse people and i stole the stuff."

GN Austin: ...

Jeska or Jekas: welcome back

Runner: He shrugs. "One day, we got in a small argument, and she used her ol' ESP powered to throw me into the side of a brick building."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Mk: "I dunno. I don't think so?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Must have been lost in thought."

GN Austin: That's telekenesis...

GN Austin: She had telepathy.

Runner: "Imagine it: You fall in love with her, she falls for you. You live happily. But one day, theres a spat over who gets to do the dishes."

: ((AD: I was busy thinking about Hyper's ass.

Runner: "And she uses her telekenesis or telepathy or any of those, and smashes you into the floor/destroyed your mind, out of anger."

Fintevious: ((Jukon: well I was thinkin about both of yours on my bed

: ((AD: oh bby

GN Austin: ...

Runner: "Also, do you really want to be in a relationship with someone who can likely read your mind?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: I should make a threesome with You and hyper someday))

Runner: Runner, preaching to the church.

GN Austin: Ok fine...

GN Austin: fuck...

Mk: "But, I mean, if there was I'd probably forget it, huh?"

Fintevious: ((Jukon: now your singing my tune. You're bccoming more like me everyday kid

GN Austin: I'm just mad because he was a dick about ut.

: ((AD: or i can cheat on hyper for you ;)

Runner: "Let him be a dick about it. Wait until that catches up with him, and his waifu chucks him a football field across the town."

: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.

Fintevious: thats a possibly

Fintevious: tell me about you and jakob

GN Austin: ...fine

Fintevious: ((you really want AD to cheat on hyper don't ya

Mk: "Jacob's a slime. He's not too bright. Loves me like a dog, and he eats like one too. He'll pretty much eat anything he can dissolve. Other than me."

Runner: He shrugs. Idly adjusting his gloves, and fishing through his bag.

: ((who says i did

: ((it would make hyper suffer

: ((and i love making hyper suffer

GN Austin: -sits back on the couch-

Runner: ((Recently starting a Terraria Expert Mode run))

Runner: ((Goal:Beat Skeletron on Expert Mode, hopefully continue on to atleast beat The Destroyer))

Fintevious: (I'll put it under consideration\

Runner: ((Problem:Fuck Expert Mode. Fuck it. The most random shit can kill you, and most of early game is spent hiding behind walls and doing 2 damage to skeletons until they die))

: ((hoo boy

Fintevious: he is with you at all points?

Mk: "Pretty much. He used to have a staff that could summon and Desummon him, but...he ate it. So...yeah

Runner: ((For an idea of what Runner looks like beneath his hood))

Runner: ((Think Nick Valentine))

Fintevious: how long have you known him for ?

Mk: "Ten years now?"

Runner: ((I do now have a secret weapon for Terraria))

Runner: ((Fishing. turns out Fishing makes everything 1000000% easier))

Fintevious: do you feel as if you have a hard time remembering anything prior to 10 years ago?

: ((FUCKING

: ((Fishing.

: ((You fuck the fish and you get superpowers

Runner: ((Stockpile a chest full of nothing but crates for hardmode))

Mk: "Other than...sssandy and how I got jakob, nothing that can't be chocked up to regular 'of natural memory."

The White Wolf: -walks in- Doctor, you are needed. Hes not getting any better

GN Austin: ((For an idea on what GNA looks like, look at [url=http://i.imgur.com/iB5urbM.png]this[/url] and [url=http://i.imgur.com/OqXENkn.png]this[/url]

Mk: "Ah. I was getting to the interesting bit. Oh well."

Fintevious: well get back to this soon

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The White Wolf: I would prefer you did not leave the castle during this time

Fintevious: theres only so much I can do Shin, but very well lets go, hopefully what I have will help now

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GN Austin: ...

: ((he looks angry as fuck

Fintevious: Farewell Kid. Frisk when I return there is something I want to ask you

Fintevious: ((g2g to wor

Fintevious: ((work*

GN Austin: ((k

Fintevious: (laters

: ((bye yazan

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GN Austin: ((buy

Robo-Frisk: -Walks in- Hey fuckers.