GN Austin: At least I have both of my original arms
Erron (AAsriel): Fuck you, Kid
Surreal: "Yep. Clarity's annoyed she can't see whether you are or are not corrupt, but I told him that you're not corrupt. And that the entire bar is probably not corrupt either."
GN Austin: Fuck you too.
Barchar: "He couldn't kill me either way. Somebody did that, once. I got better."
Barchar: "Though if he broke my bar, I'd be pretty annoyed."
Surreal: "He doesn't know that you can't die. He's weird, and I understand that considering his job has been to destroy corruption for years. Charity's cool though."
Surreal: "Also, he said he won't destroy the bar. That's the only decision he's 100% agreed on."
Barchar: "Another point for your next report, child. Don't want to be unthorough."
Barchar: "So, what 'corruption' are you all destroying, anyway?"
Surreal: "Well, corruption as in anything that's unnecessarily dangerous and aggressive."
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The Trio: ((Ayy
GN Austin: ((ayy
FullArmorJeska: (Waiting for the bus
GN Austin: ((k cool
FullArmorJeska: -Walks back in-
Barchar: "Well, unless he starts going after my asriels, I should stay fairly amicable. "
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GN Austin: -walks to a booth- . . .
Surreal: "I'm pretty sure none of the Asriels are corrupt."
Barchar: "Then we should be just peachy."
Surreal: "That's good then. Any news?"
Barchar: "Not really. C
Surreal: "Any other topics?"
GN Austin: -mumbling to himself- [sub]God that guy's an asshole...[/sub]
Barchar: "I have many things to talk about, child. Pick one."
Surreal: "Can you eat or drink, or are you just eternally sated?"
Mk: (BTW yazan I kinda want Fin and mk to have sessions at some point. So I can actually talk about their back story.)
Barchar: cI don't get hungry. I don't have the biological processes necessary. I can't touch food or drink, either. So...probably not. "
Mk: (oh he already left nvm lol)
Surreal: "How much different is life than when you were physical? ...From how you see others living, at least."
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GN Austin: -he takes out some kind of communicator- Yeah... I'm fine. No, no, I might stay for a while... This place seems nice enough. Alright, See you later Michael. *Click*
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Barchar: "I don't move around much. I don't need to. I also couldn't affect things quite like I can, now. Not being able to touch things kinda sucks."
Surreal: "Is it boring?"
Barchar: "Very. I need to find things to do all the time. I've seen every TV show months before they're released. Heard every joke said in the past 12 years. Seen more sex than is on every porn website combined. That's why I like Asriel so much, or at least part of it. They're so interesting <3"
Surreal: "So unpredictability or uniqueness are your favorite things?"
Barchar: "Yes. That's a good way of putting it."
Surreal: "How often is it that something you've never seen before happens?"
Barchar: "All the time. When they interest me? Rarely."
Surreal: "Have you ever thought of going on adventures with the rest of the bar? I honestly don't pay attention to any of it, except for moving forward and attacking, but maybe you'd like it."
The Trio: ((Tfw song is really amazing, then [i]one note[/i] is off-pitch
Barchar: "I can't fight, or leave this dimension. But when there's fights in here..." she smiled. "I help."
Surreal: "How do you help? And how many fights has the bar been in? How many victories?"
DamnDude: (( So, uh, I passed out again ))
The Trio: ((rip
DamnDude: (( I really need to stop only getting 3-5 hours of sleep every night ))
The Trio: ((DD Breadmund is taking item ideas btw
DamnDude: (( I know, but I already submitted my good ideas to one of the mods. ))
DamnDude: (( So I just put a random old idea and kinda made in better. ))
The Trio: ((Ah alright
DamnDude: (( I also didn't find the post until it had 400 comments. ))
DamnDude: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/4dhwsv/its_that_time_again_fan_item_suggestions/d1r4th4?context=3
The Trio: ((Scores aren't shown and comments are randomized so it'll be alright
The Trio: ((Oh hey I saw that
Barchar: "Lots of ways. Many. Most."
Surreal: "Lots of ways?"
DamnDude: (( The ideas I submitted and were accepted by a mod that already has a lot going into it right now better and a bit more of what he's looking for, but I decided to keep those to the mod to help the guys out, considering they're still setting up unlocks and I don't wanna fuck that up. ))
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Voice Hyper: ((hi
DamnDude: (( wb ))
The Trio: ((Noice, also ayy
DamnDude: (( The time you were out was the time i was asleep. ))
afkGaster: ((back
: Gaster [afkGaster] is now Gaster [Gaster].
The Trio: ((Wb
Voice Hyper: ((everybody is coming back now
Voice Hyper: ((10/10
Gaster: ((sorry about that, i had to sort out a few negative thoughts
Gaster: ((shower helped
The Trio: ((Don't worry, it's alright
Barchar: "I can redirect magic attacks to miss. Help with negotiations. Accentuate pain. Lessen pain. Frenzy enemies into attacking each other, sometimes, this the seeds of dissent have to have been sowed already."
DamnDude: ((https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15epX-3qeFQxUUMBWX2rQi3n-lbZqtcxd4g0yvveVgDI/edit?usp=sharing Here's the link to the mod ideas, mine are Controller, Teleport .1, Tiny Terror, and Return in the items section.))
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GN Austin: ...
DamnDude: (( Last thing, If I've ever been talking about I need to verify things for a mod, I've been helping these guys out with the process, so that's another reason I've been OOC a bit more often, although I do need to stay IC a but more often. ))
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The Trio: ((It's alright, if you have other things you need to do you can do that
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The Trio: ((Can't find the items though
DamnDude: (( Go to the item ideas tab, and start from the bottom up ))
DamnDude: (( I'm a newer member, and ideas are listed just in order of creation. ))
FullArmorJeska: (Got your message about mk flame
The Trio: ((Ah there they are
Barchar: (cool)
Barchar: (i dunno when to do it, but at some point I guess)
DamnDude: (( Fun Fact: TP 0.1 and The Controller are ideas I gave in the original thread for item ideas. ))
FullArmorJeska: (Gotta do Azzy next. Liky tmw morning for you
Barchar: (probbly)
The Trio: ((Return seems useful with high Tears and against bosses
The Trio: ((And it's not OP
DamnDude: (( There's some situations, but we'll balance it out in coding. ))
The Trio: ((Tiny Terror isn't that useful but it's fun
DamnDude: (( Tiny Terror is my least favorite item I submitted for this, just the guys said they still need a few meh items and it's easy to program. ))
The Trio: ((Teleport 0.1 is risky but interesting
DamnDude: (( TP 0.1 has advantages and drawbacks, but it's probably my favorite item I've made. ))
The Trio: ((The Controller is the kind of thing where you're like "it doesn't matter enough to plan my shots but it's still good"
FullArmorJeska: -Walks in and lies down next to AD
The Trio: ((TP 0.1 is my favorite of those
Surreal: "So a support? That's really cool."
GN Austin: ((Here I come, tougher than the rest of them. The best of them. They call me Knuckles.))
Voice Hyper: ((Knuckles can go fuck grass in the ass.
GN Austin: ((oh no))
DamnDude: (( Controller is a close 2nd because just how it's always somewhat good, but if you use it right it adds a whole new layer of strats. ))
Voice Hyper: ((geddit
Voice Hyper: ((grASS
GN Austin: ((i know))
Barchar: "I cant be anything else." she shrugged.
DamnDude: (( Ye, Grass ends in ass, so does bass and mass. ))
Voice Hyper: ((measure the mass of my ass
Voice Hyper: ((with a bass
GN Austin: ((y tho))
The Trio: ((Controller would be difficult to strategize but it'd be useful either way
Voice Hyper: ((y not
DamnDude: (( So much sass ))
The Trio: ((DD give Frisky a pass
Voice Hyper: ((fuck you i claim my right ass the sassiest person here
Barchar: (but he's acting so crass)
The Trio: ((Please do it, lass
Voice Hyper: ((my puns have no punderstanding
Voice Hyper: ((so don't pun-t a ball in my face
DamnDude: (( That would just be plain not being a good sport, Frisky. ))
Voice Hyper: ((your common sense is plain not being a good sport
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The Trio: ((Ayy
Voice Hyper: ((so go to a port
Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep.
GN Austin: ((oi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ayy))
Voice Hyper: ((and come to my fort
Voice Hyper: (('cause i'm making puns here
DamnDude: (( We have boxes to sort. ))
Voice Hyper: ((fuck your boxes
Voice Hyper: ((i'm not called Frisky Whiskington for nothing
Voice Hyper: ((It's a combination of whiskey, Frisk, and the word frisky.
DamnDude: (( Is that because you're a whiskey kind of guy? ))
Voice Hyper: ((And 'ington'.
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Voice Hyper: ((no
The Trio: ((Is the whiskey mixed with a whisk
Voice Hyper: ((i hate alcohol
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Voice Hyper: ((it tastes like shoving a rag in your mouth after staining it with piss
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DamnDude: (( ...You better be hunting wabbits then, i heard it's not very whiskey. ))
FullArmorJeska: -is asleeo next to AD
Voice Hyper: ((it's late at night though
Barchar: barchar "Basically, I can make the brain release chemicals and think thoughts that I want it to. I can also make it think it should be in immense pain. Or immense pleasure, I'd I'm getting..." barchar waved a hand dismissively. "Whatever."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Voice Hyper: ((i'm gonna get eaten by a bear out there
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Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, and sits up.
Voice Hyper: ((i can't bear those thoughts
Voice Hyper: ((hi slarv
Surreal: "So like possession."
GN Austin: -Just keeps making tiny emerald statues of himself out of emeralds, there's like 20 on the table- another perfect model.
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The Trio: ((Ayy
DamnDude: (( ayy ))
Gaster: ((hi
Voice Hyper: ((hi mv
GN Austin: ((ayy mv
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts a hand on Jeska.
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why are you even here..."
Surreal: "Except not really possession."
FullArmorJeska: (Short in time
Surreal: "...Possessing someone's emotions."
FullArmorJeska: Because Im hard to kill kid
Voice Hyper: ((and then ad kisses jeska because he thinks his boyfriend is dead for good
Barchar: barchar "mmmn...thats accurate enough."
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
: Painriel [Painriel] is now Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey].
GN Austin: ((Damn
MettatonSEX: enters, actually calm today.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're sleep talking, huh?"
: Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey] is now Flowey [Flowey].
Sincere: "Hi!"
MettatonSEX: Hello.
FullArmorJeska: Shes strong but Ill find a way
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I believe in you."
Gaster: soon follows after. He still somewhat feels like crap.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have more of a question on why she want to sleep next to me."
Serene: * She waves.
FullArmorJeska: Not going to leave you kid...ever
MettatonSEX: ((imagine a tiny dloqwy though? those frendliness pellets wont do shit
Mk: "OH! Hi, doctor Gaster." mk said, smiling as he walked in.
FullArmorJeska: I did that
Voice Hyper: ((slarv does hyper know spoilers now
Gaster: Hello.
MettatonSEX: turns around, sighing.
Flowey: ((Inb4 people have set dloqwy replacements
Surreal: "Can you actually possess, though?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "ah."
MettatonSEX: ((i havent but dloqwy is still funny
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Flowey: ((Hyper knows many spoilerinos
Voice Hyper: ((oh boy
GN Austin: ...
FullArmorJeska: You should also restrain me before she wakes up
Voice Hyper: ((how do i roleplay that knowledge
Flowey: ((Painriel likes him
MettatonSEX: bends down and kisses Gaster before looking to the rest of the bar.
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Flowey: ((You dont lel
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Barchar: barchar "Well...i haven't done it yet. But I think that I could essentially erase somevody's mind, only allowing the outputs I wish to occur. That could be something akin to possession."
Flowey: ((Play someone else till saturday
GN Austin: -Sees everyone in the bar- Wow, this place is popular...
MettatonSEX: ((i like reminding myself of height differences
Gaster: smiles.
Voice Hyper: ((ok
MettatonSEX: It is.
Mk: sits up. "Are you alright?"
DamnDude: Meme ((:D))
FullArmorJeska: (Work time. Laterz
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DamnDude: (( Ok, that didn't work. ))
The Trio: surreal "Have you tried that when you have nothing else to do?"
The Trio: ((wat
Barchar: barchar "It would also give me a physical vessel to interact with the world through. Which would be nice."
Voice Hyper: ((also slarv what do you mean by 'like'
GN Austin: ...
DamnDude: (( New replacement. ))
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Gaster: ((Meme ((:D)) - damndude, 2016
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Barchar: She shook her head. "Nope. Not yet. I would need to find somebody I wish to do it on."
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The Trio: ((Computer stahp
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Flowey: ((He wants sum fuk
Flowey: ((Jk
MettatonSEX: looks directly at Austin. "I don't think I've seen you here. I'm Mettaton, and you are?"
Surreal: "I'd be fine if you tried on me. If not me then an Asriel?"
The Trio: ((than* agghh
Flowey: ((But he never tells him what hes planning
Flowey: ((Only shit from the past
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Voice Hyper: ((ok
Voice Hyper: ((it would be funny though if he wanted some hyper dick
Flowey: ((Actually i can maybe do what i planned for wednesday tonight
Voice Hyper: ((ooh?
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Barchar: barchar shrugged. "It's not a temporary thing, child. And I don't think your friends would like me turning you into a vegetable."
Flowey: ((Metta vs metta action
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Barchar: (ehhh... )
Voice Hyper: ((oh baby
DamnDude: (( A triple ))
MettatonSEX: ((ohhhhh yesssss
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Gaster: ((more like metta on metta action amirite
Flowey: ((Ayyyyyy
Voice Hyper: ((lmao
Surreal: "...Oh, okay. Nevermind then."
MettatonSEX: ((metta hatefucks joymetta but kills him during sex
Flowey: ((Debating whenther gaston is a painful thing
Gaster: ((huh
DamnDude: (( I love having "Ohhh Yess" set to my notification, so whenever I have someone guess what it is, they go "Ohhh Nooo" then my phone goes "Ohhhh Yesss" ))
The Trio: ((Gaston fuses and becomes Master
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MettatonSEX: ((oh god what woukd the painful gasterblook kids be like
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The Trio: ((As in the foe Gaster/Metta becomes Master, because ours is Gaston
Gaster: ((having painful!Gaston against normal!gaston would be interesting
Flowey: ((OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flowey: ((THANKS FOR THE IDEAS
The Trio: ((Master vs Gaston
The Trio: ((Np
MettatonSEX: ((glamor's personality is WHAT I PLANNED
Gaster: ((we could do a quick battle so that gaster can level up
Flowey: ((I need a flavor battle
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Barchar: (tsundereplanes)
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Flowey: ((For xp and funsies
Barchar: (lots of them)
Gaster: ((guy fieri
Flowey: ((K
MettatonSEX: ((so sorry
Flowey: ((K
Gaster: ((SO SORRY AS GUY FIERI
Barchar: (ooh so sorry could be interesting(
Voice Hyper: ((rip
Flowey: ((Ill think of something good
Flowey: ((Gtg
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MettatonSEX: ((k cya
The Trio: ((Bye
DamnDude: (( I mean, we don't have any proof that Guy Fieri ISN'T connected to So Sorry, so obviously he has to be connected now. ))
DamnDude: (( connected to her* ))
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MettatonSEX: ((so sorry is a dude
The Trio: (("If there's no proof it isn't, it is" ~ A Person
GN Austin: ((My internet sucks
The Trio: ((Rip
MettatonSEX: ((ah
DamnDude: (( ...I've seen the sprite like twice and I thought it was female. huh ))
Gaster: ((nope, so sorry's a guy
MettatonSEX: introduced himself to Austin btw
Voice Hyper: * HE KNOWS SOME SHIT NOW
Voice Hyper: * SPOOOOOOOOOOOOPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GN Austin: Oh, I'm [url=http://i.imgur.com/OqXENkn.png]Austin[/url]... I run a team of mercenaries called the Gem Network.
MettatonSEX: Oh, interesting.
MettatonSEX: It's nice to meet you, Austin.
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GN Austin: You too, Mettaton.
: ((hmmm
The Trio: surreal "Can you only possess living things?"
The Trio: ((gdiiii
The Trio: ((i'm putting the slash why is it not working
: ((i need somebody to roleplay until saturday
DamnDude: (( Caps matter ))
: ((rip me
MettatonSEX: smiles.
The Trio: ((It's in correct caps
GN Austin: -smiles back-
MettatonSEX: ((roleplay miku hatsune
Gaster: ((roleplay my ass
Gaster: ((jk
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Chime's Ass: ((ok
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
The Trio: ((welp
GN Austin: ((gg))
Chime's Ass: * It's there... somewhere. Wherever the hell Chime is, it's there.
Gaster: ((fantastic
DamnDude: (( Frisky, I can finally have this answered... are there bells down there that chime? ))
Chime's Ass: ((yes
Barchar: "Inanimate objects don't have brains to manipulate, child."
Chime's Ass: "I CAN MANIPULATE CHIME"
MettatonSEX: ((OH MY GOD
Chime's Ass: "AND I'M AN INANIMATE OBJECT"
DamnDude: (( ...Testing 123 ))
Chime's Ass: "COME AT ME BRO"
Gaster: ((i have bells on my ass what
Chime's Ass: * It then dies.
Gaster: ((what is this
Chime's Ass: * Chime can't go to the bathroom anymore.
Chime's Ass: * RIP
DamnDude: (( What the fuck is going on, MSParp is denying my puns. ))
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: ((10/10
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The Trio: ((Okay nope I brb
: ((would roleplay an ass again
MettatonSEX: ((chime ur ass was smothered to death
The Trio: ((Internet is dying every 5 minutes and I'm not reloading that often
: Frisky [] is now Frisky [Hatsune Miku].
The Trio: ((k fine I am reloading that often
Hatsune Miku: ((now how the fuck do i roleplay hatsune miku
The Trio: ((Yes
MettatonSEX: ((headcanons
Hatsune Miku: ((okay
The Trio: ((Mlg
MettatonSEX: ((the only canon things are voice, looks, and height(5'1")
Gaster: ((i rped in a crossover group and she ended up in a relationship with heavy from tf2
Hatsune Miku: ((omf
MettatonSEX: goes to Gaster and hugs him.
MettatonSEX: ((i ship it
Hatsune Miku: ((so what are some headcanons
Gaster: hugs back.
Hatsune Miku: ((that i can use
DamnDude: (( [s]She has an actual Head-cannon[/s] ))
MettatonSEX: ((i hc that shes very self centered, but still lovable
Hatsune Miku: ((okay
MettatonSEX: ((shes 100% bi
Hatsune Miku: ((aight
MettatonSEX: ((and my best hc is that shes an actual metal robot
Barchar: (vocaloid headbands, with CaU)
Gaster: ((kinda spoiled but would totally take her friends out for ice cream
Hatsune Miku: ((alrighty i'll use your head cannons mv
MettatonSEX: ((ouo thank
MettatonSEX: ((just play her how you feel is right tho
Hatsune Miku: ((ok i'll try my best
MettatonSEX: ((i was suggesting her as a joke but now it is real
Hatsune Miku: ((i'm gonna research her a lil' bit
Hatsune Miku: ((just to get a good idea of how she does things
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
GN Austin: -slurps down a Sprite-
Barchar: mk does as well, having pulled it from their bag. Jakob get more tasty, tasty aluminum.
MettatonSEX: holds Gaster close. It's probably actually really awkward because of the height difference oh my god
Mk: that lucky slime sunovabitch
Gaster: hums a little.
GN Austin: -mumbles about how he was vaporized today-
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Surreal: "How much do you care about this bar? If you could leave, would you?"
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MettatonSEX: ...Vaporized? What?
Flowey: ((You guys wanna go down to hotland and have yourself a time or nah?
Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake, and snaps back after hearing the vaporized body stuff.
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GN Austin: Oh yeah, I was vaporized with a particle cannon... It hurt a lot... Good thing I had a 1-up.
Gaster: ((i'm down, i guess
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...He was shot by the Caster thing."
MettatonSEX: Shit...
GN Austin: -Is just saying this as if its just a minor inconvenience-
DamnDude: (( I'm down, I can even make a small joke about this tomorrow. ))
Barchar: (...ehhh...)
Hatsune Miku: ((I am researching Hatsune Miku and then I see "Hachune Miku"
Hatsune Miku: ((10/10
Asriel_Dreemurr: "By the way, Mettaton, I figure you know a lot about bondage, I need help with constricting Jeska."
MettatonSEX: ((thats meme miku
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MettatonSEX: Asriel what the fuck.
Hatsune Miku: ((wowie
Gaster: What the heck?
The Trio: ((gg
DamnDude: (( W ))
DamnDude: (( H ))
DamnDude: (( A ))
DamnDude: (( T ))
Barchar: "I live here. I would like to be able to follow the others into danger, though."
MettatonSEX: ((IM DYING
GN Austin: -just looks at AD- . . .
Flowey: ((Wow azzy
Gaster: That's... uh...
Hatsune Miku: ((
Hatsune Miku: ((wow
Barchar: (could you not have put that ANY OTHER WAY)
Erron (AAsriel): Didn't think you had it in you.
MettatonSEX: You kinky bitch, Dreemurr.
Gaster: *If Gaster had lips, he'd be pursing them. His eyes dart back and forth.
Hatsune Miku: * Hyper internally screams from all the way inside Painriel's head from that one sentence.
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Erron (AAsriel): I Knew you liked her, but jeez man...
Gaster: I... hm.
Surreal: "...Why don't we find you someone to possess then? Someone not here of course. And willing."
Gaster: You've moved on awfully quick, haven't you?
Hatsune Miku: * Hyper would probably freak out over that one sentence.
Hatsune Miku: * And would have more of a reason to go insane.
Corrin: slowly awakens, he's probably been sleeping since Lua accidentally knocked him out on Sunday.
Barchar: "There's not many people willing to be a vegetable, child. And I couldn't leave, anyway. I'd need to be with the body."
GN Austin: -Just starts laughing like theres no tomorrow- AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
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MettatonSEX: I mean yes, I do, but there are so many different ways to restrain someone. A simple restraint? Something to gag with? So many tied bits that even the restricter has trouble? Something that one human performer Houdini couldn't escape from without help?
Barchar: doesn't even notice. She knows the actual context here.
Corrin: ..*Small Yawn* "Greetings everyone..
MettatonSEX: ((BLOO SCROLL UP
Surreal: "People in hospitals?"
Hatsune Miku: ((
MettatonSEX: ...Hello.
GN Austin: -Laughs even harder- AAAAAAAAAGHAAAAHAHA!
: ☲ Mito: * ( Constrict--omf )
Hatsune Miku: ((also hi bloo
Barchar: "likely can't walk back, to be frank."
Flowey: ((Ayy
Surreal: "Asleep people?"
: ★ Joseph: * is laughing his ass off, still next to GNA.
Hatsune Miku: "..Asriel, I feel very uncomfortable and very angry for some reason."
Corrin: ...Why is everyone laughing?
Hatsune Miku: "I don't trust AD to be by himself."
Hatsune Miku: Fuck.
Gaster: ((frisky you're still miku
Hatsune Miku: * Hyper said that
MettatonSEX: ...
: Flowey [Flowey] is now Painriel [Painriel].
Hatsune Miku: * Hatsune Miku is not with Painriel
Hatsune Miku: * I'm still preparing that character
MettatonSEX: Asriel needs bondage advice.
Painriel: appreciates toothpaste girl
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Painriel: "He won't be much longer"
GN Austin: -Still laughing- AHAHHHHAHHAAAA!
Gaster: Ooooh, he could be all artistic with it...
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Painriel: "I'll... try to fix what I've done..."
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Voice Hyper: "..Thank you. That's the least you can do."
Voice Hyper: ".." He pauses.
Voice Hyper: "Hey."
Voice Hyper: "You're a pretty cool guy."
: ☲ Mito: * ( april character lineup: mito and laurel )
Painriel: "...I-I'm not..."
Corrin: ...I feel as if I should ask the obvious question of how long I have been out, because I definitely missed a moment of importance.
Barchar: "That's not what 'willing' means, child."
Voice Hyper: ((April Character Lineup: Hatsune Miku
Painriel: "I'm just trying to... f-fix the lives I ruined"
Erron (AAsriel): -throws an empty can of coke at him- SHUT UP
MettatonSEX: I have no idea of the context.
Painriel: "Because I was too weak to accept... the truth..."
GN Austin: -It hits- Oogh, TRY ME BITCH
MettatonSEX: ...
Voice Hyper: "No, stop denying it. You're a cool and kind guy once I got to know you."
Surreal: "I know. But if no one's willing [i]and[/i] capable, unaware and ignorant would be the second best thing."
Voice Hyper: "Which I just got to know you a bit."
MettatonSEX: HEY. No fighting. [sub]Shakira Shakira[/sub]
Barchar: "I don't entirely disagree. But, look, child, don't worry yourself. I have plans."
Gaster: I have no idea why Asriel just openly admitted he wanted to tie some woman up.
Surreal: "Plans?"
: ☲ Mito: * ( i hold several awards here )
GN Austin: -Throws an Emerald at Erron-
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The Trio: ((I'm sure everyone here has many awards also internet why must I reload you constantly
GN Austin: Erron -he leans to the side and it shatters on the wall- Nice aim!
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: ☲ Mito: * ( weirdest AU/Character of 2016 (tlctale) and most awkward marriage (protoblook))
: ☲ Mito: * ( Tri gets the award for uh )
Corrin: contemplates the idea that the loss of his hand is slowly making him go crazy and that the people may be perfectly sane and he's just hearing the oddest situation possible.
The Trio: ((*waits*
Voice Hyper: ((what do i get an award for
: ☲ Mito: * ( Disappointing Computer Award of 2016 )
The Trio: ((huh
: ☲ Mito: * ( Frisky gets the...uh )
Barchar: "Plans."
Painriel: ((Wackiest tictac award
: ☲ Mito: * ( "Interesting Person" Award )
The Trio: ((My computer gets an award but I don't gg
Voice Hyper: ((HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT
Surreal: "...Alright."
Voice Hyper: ((*THROWS AWARD ON GROUND*
GN Austin: ((GN Austin gets the award for [s]Biggest Douche in the Universe[/s] Best Self Insert))
Voice Hyper: ((*STOMPS ON IT*
The Trio: ((*snatches award*
The Trio: ((thx
Voice Hyper: ((YOU BITCH
Painriel: "I-I... I'll make things r-right..."
: ☲ Mito: * ( OH YEAH STOMP HARDER )
The Trio: ((You didn't want it tho
Voice Hyper: ((GIVE ME A BETTER AWARD
Painriel: T I M E P A S S E S
MettatonSEX: ((mine are most awkward proposal & kinkiest valentine's day
The Trio: (("Still Interesting Person Award"
Painriel: T H I N G S H A P P E N
: Painriel [Painriel] is now P!Flowey [P!Flowey].
Voice Hyper: T H E Y F U C K
Voice Hyper: * nah
: ☲ Mito: * ( Protobot proposed to Blooky yesterday )
The Trio: ((I read that as PiFlowey
: ☲ Mito: * ( A million "uh"s )
MettatonSEX: ((oh?
The Trio: ((Imagining Flowey as a math teacher
GN Austin: ((Thanks for my award! What is it? [Biggest Douche In the Universe] . . . ))
MettatonSEX: ((ok but mine was "...so do you want to get married?"
Barchar: "Worry not. It shouldn't be too long, now."
: ☲ Mito: * ( Blooky was confused at first )
: ☲ Mito: * ( "wat" )
The Trio: surreal "Sounds interesting." * Assume Surreal said that, computer is dumb.
Gaster: ((no it was more like "Gaster, what do you think about getting married?"
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Gaster: ((and iirc, this was the day he fucked another dude too
The Trio: ((WHAT EVEN
: ☲ Mito: * ( kek )
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The Trio: ((COMPUTER YOU COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RUINED THE FORMATTING
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The Trio: ((FORMATTING DOESN'T EXIST
MettatonSEX: ((oh right
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Barchar: "OH, it is." barchar is kind of lucky that gaster isn't paying attention to her.
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Voice Hyper: ((I SHOULD HAVE THESE AWARDS
The Trio: ((THERE
Voice Hyper: (([BEST PERSON AWARD]
The Trio: ((5 RELOADS LATER
MettatonSEX: ((yeah this was the day he fucked grillby
Gaster: ((yup
The Trio: ((Brb
Voice Hyper: (([ALMOST LONGEST USED CHARACTER AWARD]
MettatonSEX: ((well, got fucked by grillby
Voice Hyper: (([BLOOSKY AWARD]
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Voice Hyper: (([FUCK YOU AWARD]
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Gaster: is kinda tired.
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: ☲ Mito: * ( [2016 AWARD FOR MOST CHARACTERS NAMES AFTER CARS, BLOOSKY AWARD] )
Voice Hyper: (([GET AN AMERICAN SANDWICH AWARD]
Gaster: ((i probably get the longest used character award
Voice Hyper: ((yeah
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Gaster: ((gaster's been around since the beginning
MettatonSEX: ((longest time without using another character goes to me
Voice Hyper: ((frisk has been around five days since the beginning of the subreddit
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Corrin: (([sub] Longest Non-OC third party character[/sub] ))
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MettatonSEX: ((it took at least three months for me to switch characters
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: ☲ Mito: * ( 2016 Award for Shortest Character Death )
: ☲ Mito: * ( Technically Juan isn't dead but
Barchar: (i get an award for creating two huge plot points)
Voice Hyper: ((Most Character Death Award for 2016
P!Flowey: ((Longest arc award
Barchar: (i.e. The bars entirevbackstory and barchar)
Voice Hyper: ((barchar simulator
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P!Flowey: ((Ayy
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P!Flowey: ((Yya
Voice Hyper: (("Ayy--" "oh rip"
P!Flowey: ((You ready for sum fight?
MettatonSEX: ((oh god i just thought: the gasterblook kids are likely joy mutants
Barchar: (barchar simukator: keep asriels in the bar and happy. Order if importance up to you. )
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P!Flowey: ((I've got one tonight, I'll save wednesday for wednesday
Voice Hyper: ((who you talkin' to
Voice Hyper: ((oh bby
P!Flowey: ((Wait do I have permission to do the gasterblook kids?
MettatonSEX: ((you cant fuck them
Runner: ((DAM SON))
P!Flowey: ((I kinda thought it would be like RPing B, he exists in multiple timelines but you kinda got a copyright goin
: ☲ Mito: * ( I have a plan for Mito but I can't execute it under the current circumstances )
: ☲ Mito: * ( rip )
MettatonSEX: ((you can use joytale glamor if he exists
Voice Hyper: ((mito's parents are napoleon and adolf
Gaster: ((same with joytale corsiva
P!Flowey: ((Yaaaay
P!Flowey: ((So joy gaston is a thing
MettatonSEX: ((joygaster definitely experimented on the,
Gaster: ((i mean if you're planning on having gaster fight them i'm telling you now it ain't happening
MettatonSEX: ((*the,
MettatonSEX: ((*them
Gaster: ((unless hes putting them out of their misery or something
MettatonSEX: ((same w metta
P!Flowey: ((I am looking forward to joy gaster
Runner: ((Lol, what if Heather tried to use Steel Wool and it guarded the enemy because their "younger"))
Gaster: ((even then it's gonna be tough
: ☲ Mito: * "Crap." He looks at a letter in his hand. "This is not good...no...no..."
Voice Hyper: ((slarv are you looking forward to when painriel and hyper fucks
: ☲ Mito: * ( Mito is 7 )
P!Flowey: ((Ye bby
Voice Hyper: ((wowie
Barchar: Me sighs. "But, well, that's the future. I'm not good at that. The present and past are more my area of expertise
Barchar: "
P!Flowey: ((I like how Metta and Gaster are going to be dead inside when this whole thing is done
: ☲ Mito: * ( I almost made Mito the most powerful 7yo ever )
Gaster: ((yeah
MettatonSEX: ((youre kind of picking on a broken man and his husband with a regrettable past
Voice Hyper: ((i feel like Hyper is Painriel's new life coach
P!Flowey: (("The miserable journey of a broken man..."
Runner: (( http://i.imgur.com/HBMRd3B.gifv Found Glamor irl))
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P!Flowey: ((Savage
P!Flowey: The anydoor opens
P!Flowey: Time has passed
P!Flowey: Things have happened
Gaster: looks up.
Runner: The anydoor busts open, and the Runner ducks through it, rolling. A batarang, birdarang, and another batarang fly after him, it then closes. SHIT SON. Runner had the entire Bat Crew on his ass.
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Voice Hyper: ((slarv so can hyper only 'possess' painriel when he's asleep
P!Flowey: It's everyone's favorite timeline
P!Flowey: ((Yeah
Runner: ((Fuck))
Gaster: ((time for bad
MettatonSEX: goes NEO.
Voice Hyper: ((slarv so hyper can only possess painriel when he's sleeping
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Voice Hyper: ((fuck
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MettatonSEX: Fuckin' hell.
Corrin: looks up, "Has the door always opened itself?"
Barchar: (frisk is gonna have nightmares for weeks after they see mettaton JOYEX)
Voice Hyper: ((MY MESSAGES ARE DEAD TO ME
P!Flowey: Vines crawl though the anydoor
MettatonSEX: ...
Bondertale: stare at them. Oh shit son.
Voice Hyper: * o h b b y
MettatonSEX: What the fuck get back
Gaster: steps back, holding Mettaton's hand.
Runner: He jumps back, cause fuck that. Immediately reaching into his bag of tricks.
Voice Hyper: ((GOATPERTURE SCIENCE
P!Flowey: "Hello..."
MettatonSEX: holds Gaster's hand.
MettatonSEX: ....
P!Flowey: "I'm back..."
P!Flowey: Flowey enters
Runner: ((His skills wouls do amazing things, like Instant KO or fully revive. But they'd hit a random thing on the field. Including enemies and allies))
MettatonSEX: Uh.
Corrin: ...OK, I feel as if I'm losing my mind.
MettatonSEX: That's great but no.
Runner: "...The fuck is that." Runner is fishing through his bag.
Gaster: stares silently.
Corrin: would not like to lose his mind after losing his hand.
P!Flowey: Flowey goes over to BTale
FullArmorJeska: (Btw Slarv if need another person for questing you can use Jeska for
Bondertale: are PIIIIISSED.
P!Flowey: ((Okie
P!Flowey: "Hi..."
Barchar: btale Frisk runs up, stabbing at flowey
FullArmorJeska: ((Since I cant be around as much
P!Flowey: A vine cuts off
MettatonSEX: watches, chainsaw revs sounding.
P!Flowey: "what are you doing...?
P!Flowey: Flowey looks surprised
Runner: Runner is contemplating just chucking one of his stolen grenades at these fucks.
Barchar: (AHHH)
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P!Flowey: looks at mettaton
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MettatonSEX: glares back.
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Gaster: frowns.
Voice Hyper: ((tfw nobody in the bar ic gets it yet
Runner: ((It's me))
MettatonSEX: Don't think I've forgotten what you've done to Glamor.
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Bondertale: "YOU MURDERED MY CHILD!" Toriel yelled, with tears in her eyes
Runner: Runner has no idea what the fuck is happening. "Okay, who's planty mctentaclefuck here?"
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MettatonSEX: What?
Bondertale: "A-asriel...he..."
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Barchar: (MAKW HIM SPEAK UP SLARV I'M NOT LETTING THEM KILL SMAZZY)
MettatonSEX: You killed an Asriel?! Oh my god.
Gaster: Disgusting.
Barchar: (wait Slarv isn't here)
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Corrin: ((The site kicked me off for a moment.))
Corrin: ((Wouldn't let me reconnect.))
P!Flowey: "I don't understand..."
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Runner: ((It's Hyper))
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Runner: ((Thats fucking Hyper, or Smazzy))
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Bondertale: "HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!? YOU RIPPED HIS EVES OUT, AND THEN YOU..."
Barchar: (its smazzy)
Gaster: He's not acting like himself.
Barchar: (real painflowey turned him into flowey)
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MettatonSEX: Tricking us like this is a new low.
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Corrin: Something does appear to be off, he's not actually threatening us for once.
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Bondertale: is starting to get very confused, and very suspicious
Corrin: ((Slar's running into issues, he'll be back in a sec.))
Barchar: (were all having issues)
MettatonSEX: ((ok
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GN Austin: ((back))
Corrin: ((...Fair point.))
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Runner: ((I'm making a group RP chat))
Barchar: (suddenly light theme)
Barchar: (it fucking burns )
Gaster: ((AAAAA
MettatonSEX: ((aaaaaaa
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Corrin: ((FAA))
P!Flowey: ((Back
P!Flowey: ((Fuck
Corrin: ((MSParp's being charar.))
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Corrin: ((why))
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Barchar: (WTF IS GOING ON)
Voice Hyper: ((WHY MSPARP
Gaster: ((PARP YOU HAVE FAILED US
GN Austin: ...
Voice Hyper: ((I COULDN'T SPEAK
Voice Hyper: ((FOR LIKE
P!Flowey: ((WHAT THE FUCK
Voice Hyper: ((AAAAAAA
P!Flowey: ((WHAT THE FUCK
P!Flowey: ((OK
Voice Hyper: ((I think we're good now
Voice Hyper: ((Just change your theme
Barchar: (is the apocalypse over? )
Voice Hyper: ((i think so
P!Flowey: "What do you think you're doing?"
Barchar: btale. "I...what do YOU think you're doing?"
Bondertale: Frisk Is starting ding bsck
Barchar: btale standing back* wtf
P!Flowey: ((Lolwut
MettatonSEX: Why do you think you can come in here?
P!Flowey: is injured from Frisk
Gaster: ((wait
P!Flowey: "I wanted to see you again... didn't you miss me?"
Gaster: ((is flowey in goteboy body?
Voice Hyper: ((that is smazzy
Voice Hyper: ((the original flowey is in a body
Voice Hyper: ((using hyper's soul
MettatonSEX: I don't miss assholes.
P!Flowey: looks like PFlowey tho
Barchar: btale "...I don't..." Toriel is high ly confused.
Corrin: ((Well fuck, I kinda wanted to learn that through the story Frisky.))
Barchar: (FUCK YOU SLARV I'M NOT KILLING SMAZZY)
Voice Hyper: ((lol
P!Flowey: ((FUK U BITCH YOU ALREADY ATTACKED HIM
Voice Hyper: ((It was literally
Gaster: ... What is going on?
Voice Hyper: ((RIGHT
Barchar: (IM MAKING HER FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT SOMEHOW)
Voice Hyper: ((in the logs
Voice Hyper: ((it happened RIGHT in the chat
Barchar: (I HONESTLY FORGOT FOR A WHILE)
Voice Hyper: ((i didn't know it was a bunch of mash mush spoilers
Barchar: (BUT I CAN ATTACK HIM WITHOUT KILLING HIM)
MettatonSEX: aims the cannon. "Explain your presence, you goddamn weed."
P!Flowey: has a huge slash across his face
P!Flowey: "I wanted to come here... please... don't hurt me..."
Voice Hyper: ((Also, Slarv did change his name to Painriel and him and Hyper talked for a bit
Voice Hyper: ((you can easily assume this is smazzy
Voice Hyper: ((but eh
Voice Hyper: ((*shrugs*
P!Flowey: ((I was trying to make it less painfully obvious
MettatonSEX: Why? To learn more about us? To turn the whole timeline into your toy? Think again.
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Bondertale: "METTATON!" Toriel snapped. "I...somethinf is going on. And I'm going to figure out before we kill him. First question is how we can kill him. Before, our attacks just bounced off of him."
Bondertale: (I SWEAR TO GOD MV IF YOU KILL HIM I'M GONNA BE REALLY UPSET)
GN Austin: ...
P!Flowey: ((DO IT
The Trio: ((Back
The Trio: ((WHO'S DYING
MettatonSEX: ((i wasnt gonna
Bondertale: (DO NOT)
P!Flowey: ((FUCK YOU MSPARP
MettatonSEX: lowers the cannon
Bondertale: (mettaton may or may not kill this flowey who is really smolsriel)
Gaster: ((whoa okay hello brain fog
MettatonSEX: ((metta will not kill smolriel
MettatonSEX: What's going on here?
Bondertale: "...Asriel. Why are you here?"
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: What.
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Corrin: is shakily standing wielding his sword in one hand, "Wait.. what?"
The Trio: sincere * He wakes up. "...What?" This is totally Sincere.
Corrin: Confusion Level: 10/10 -IGN
The Trio: ((Computer why do you do this to me
The Trio: ((I don't want to reload 3 times to do things
Voice Hyper: ((i also said it was smolsriel because i thought it was okay
Voice Hyper: ((flame shouted it out in the chat before i did
Runner: Runner is just waiting, wondering if he should start running.
Bondertale: (reload one last time, the apocalypse is iver)
Bondertale: (yeah)
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Voice Hyper: ((so sorry if i ruined that for you dd
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The Trio: ((So I clicked a video link and it didn't even send me to YouTube, it sent me to some other weird video site thing, that's how messed up my computer is
The Trio: ((I will reload one last time
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Corrin: ((Meh it's fine, I just kind of hate going through logs on any of these sites at this point.))
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P!Flowey: "What are you doing...?"
Voice Hyper: ((Alright, cool cool
MettatonSEX: ...
Bondertale: "What are you doing here, Asriel? It's a simple question."
P!Flowey: "I thought you were going to kill me."
P!Flowey: "I told you, I'm back."
P!Flowey: "I wanted to see you guys again."
P!Flowey: sounds callous
MettatonSEX: Who are you?
P!Flowey: "Asriel."
Corrin: ...Do we know any other flowers that don't want to mutilate us?
MettatonSEX: ...
Bondertale: "...which Asriel?"
Gaster: ... How can we be sure you're not lying?
Sincere: "Why are you so calm now? You wanted to kill us before."
P!Flowey: "Well gee, aren't I so recognizable?"
P!Flowey: "Great job mom"
Voice Hyper: ((whenever sincere speaks i want to choke them
The Trio: ((fair enough
MettatonSEX: You're a flower.
Voice Hyper: ((i have nothing against sincere though
Bondertale: "Mo-" Toriel's eyes widen.
Voice Hyper: ((they're good characters
Gaster: ... It's the little asriel, oh god...
Voice Hyper: ((but msparp fucked my messages up
P!Flowey: "I wasn't that short, jeez."
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Oh. My god.
The Trio: ((Alright
Corrin: ...Wasn't the little goat child... a little goat child?
Voice Hyper: (('the trio is chill' was before that
Barchar: floats up, digging through his memories. "He's not lying!" she whispered to gaster. "He's not lying..."
The Trio: ((And I---COMPUTER
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P!Flowey: "But yeah, prick smashed my souls to spite the other dude."
P!Flowey: "Hyper"
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The Trio: ((AAAAAAA
MettatonSEX: What.
The Trio: ((PERMISSION TO BREAK MY COMPUTER
P!Flowey: "Put me here... can't say it's an improvement"
Gaster: ((no
The Trio: ((aw
P!Flowey: ((AND IIIIIIIIIIIII- HOLY SHIT
P!Flowey: ((WILL AAAAAAAAALWAYS LOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOUUUUU
P!Flowey: ((I CANT BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME GODDAMMIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Voice Hyper: ((
Sincere: * test
Bondertale: (you totally thought we were gonna forget and kill him, huh?)
The Trio: ((yes it's working for the time being
MettatonSEX: ...Then... Flowey is in a different body.
Bondertale: "I...we need to get you back! I don't know how, B-but...we need..."
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Voice Hyper: ((slarv it would be hilarious if painriel developed romantic feelings for hyper
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Voice Hyper: (("I TRIED TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT BEFORE"
Voice Hyper: (("BUT NOW I WANNA FUCK YOU"
P!Flowey: ((WHAT THE FUCK IS MSPARP DOING
The Trio: ((Rip
Voice Hyper: ((murdering you
MettatonSEX: ((hyper: i'm in love with a killer
Gaster: .... We need to go back, then.
P!Flowey: ((FUCK YOU
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P!Flowey: ((FUCK
Gaster: This gives us a reason to go in.
P!Flowey: ((NONE OF MY MESSAGES
Corrin: ((I have the slight feeling this will either make MV laugh or hate me: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfUqzSsUUAAICJv.jpg:large
P!Flowey: ((ARE FUCKING GOING THROUGH
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The Trio: ((GOD DAMN IT COMPUTER
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Voice Hyper: ((hi ad
P!Flowey: ((FUCK
Voice Hyper: ((HI AD
Voice Hyper: ((FUCK YOU
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GN Austin: ((back
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH GOD ITS BEEN SEVEN YEARS GO THROUGH))
The Trio: ((FUCK IT I GTG IN 6 MINUTES ANYWAY
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The Trio: ((COMPUTER IS DEAD BYE
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MettatonSEX: ((i'm gender chaotic
GN Austin: ((bye
Voice Hyper: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gaster: ((wb asriel
MettatonSEX: ((cya
The Trio: ((BYE
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Bondertale: (the mspapocalypse returns)
Gaster: ((welcome to msparp fucks us over
Runner: ((Nothing bad is happening on my end))
Voice Hyper: ((AD you have competition
Runner: ((You fucks just suck at internetting))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Holy shit))
The Trio: ((IT'S NOT SENDING BYE I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY BYE TO MY FRIENDS
P!Flowey: "He's got a new body... some shitty husk Asriel..."
Voice Hyper: ((lolno i'm kidding
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wtf was that))
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P!Flowey: ((HOLY FUCK
MettatonSEX: Eugh...
Gaster: ((bye
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Anyways))
Corrin: (( So I'm not gonna die, good to know. ))
Gaster: Disgusting.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Where are you guys should I go there))
P!Flowey: "And he's going on a holocaust of Asriels, or something, I wasn't paying attention."
Corrin: ((Go to... the bar.))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: has been in the bar.
MettatonSEX: Oh no...
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up. I assume Jeska is secured somewhere.
Corrin: ((Then you good))
Voice Hyper: ((Party: FUCK YOU PAINRIEL GO GET A FUCKING LIFE Painriel: Don't hurt me and Hyper! I want to fuck Hyper, though! Party: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A RAPIST
P!Flowey: ((FUCK
P!Flowey: ((YOU
MettatonSEX: ((ad you missed metta calling asriel a kinky bitch
GN Austin: -Is just watching the whole bar-
Voice Hyper: ((slarv
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kek))
Voice Hyper: ((are you telling that to msparp
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Mm, what's going on?"
P!Flowey: ((ARE YOU
P!Flowey: ((FUCKING
P!Flowey: ((KIDDING ME
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((God damn))
Voice Hyper: ((what
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Refresh the page))
MettatonSEX: ((that shirt is a thing i need, dd
P!Flowey: ((WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH ANYTHING
P!Flowey: ((WHY AM I WHITE
Gaster: ((wtf slarv you don't just ask why you're white
Voice Hyper: (("WHY AM I WHITE" -Slarvath, 2016
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Refresh again))
P!Flowey: "Injected me with a fuckton of joy."
Voice Hyper: ((your parents were white
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is Jeska secured?"
MettatonSEX: Oh no...
Voice Hyper: ((so you're white
P!Flowey: "I've already started mutating, hence the vines..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks around the bar. Who's in there.
Gaster: ... Oh no....
P!Flowey: ((My parents were attack helicpoters
MettatonSEX: Shit...
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P!Flowey: "And yeah, it hurts even more than it looks like it does."
GN Austin: -A lightbulb appears over his head, and then he climbs up onto the ceiling-
P!Flowey: is in the middle of the bar
MettatonSEX: Shit. Sorry for almost blasting you.
P!Flowey: looks at azzy
P!Flowey: "Howdy, azzy"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who is in the bar))
GN Austin: -A lightbulb appears over him, and then he starts climbing onto the ceiling-
Corrin: does not like where this is headed.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Flowey?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy?"
Voice Hyper: ((AD: HOWDY HYPER I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU Hyper: me and painriel are fucking now ;) AD: AAAAAAAAAA
Bondertale: Toriel sat down. "N-no...i CAN'T LOSE YOU AGAIN!"
P!Flowey: "Your boyfriend is inside his killer right now"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: don't worry I'm already thinking of fucking Jukon when she comes back))
Voice Hyper: ((lenny
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're Hyper?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or who?"
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is confus
P!Flowey: "No."
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who's where when and how?"
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GN Austin: ((AA* FTFY
Voice Hyper: ((slarv make another love triangle
Voice Hyper: ((10/10
P!Flowey: "Asriel, here, now, stupid fuck put me in this goddamn thing"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Heh, Jukon isn't married to AA anymore))
GN Austin: ((oh damn))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So you're the kid?"
P!Flowey: "Yup"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Bondertale: "Yes." tori said, freaking out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Glad to have you back?"
P!Flowey: 's vines are all over the bar
P!Flowey: "Gee, thanks for the warm welcome"
Bondertale: "C-can we somehow stop this joy? I...i can't lose you again."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...To be fair, the mutation isn't too bad."
MettatonSEX: Sorry...
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P!Flowey: "Well golly mom, it won't kill me, just send me into an unbearable agony"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Lots of vines aren't that bad."
MettatonSEX: ......
Voice Hyper: ((AD: I SHOULD SAVE MY BOYFRIEND BEFORE HE FUCKS HIS KILLER
Glamor: [font=glamor]-would disagree-[/font]
P!Flowey: 's face splits open, two sides oozing down onto the floor
Corrin: ...I'm just not immediately trustworthy of those who like those who hurt my allies and cut off hands.
MettatonSEX: Oh god
Gaster: What the hell....
P!Flowey: "OW FUCK"
P!Flowey: "GOD"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't answer that."
P!Flowey: "DO I LOOK OK?"
Corrin: Confusion Level: 20/10 -IGN
Bondertale: toriel steps back. Well, these are some new nightmares. "NO!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "IT WAS A REACTION))
P!Flowey: 7.8/10 too much confusion
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks up to the flower.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should I push your face back together?"
P!Flowey: "I DONT FUCKING KNOW"
MettatonSEX: actually faints. This is too much for the moment.
Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to push the face back together.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "WASNT A NO"
Bondertale: toriel panics, blasting smol flowey with green magic.
Corrin: is shaking much more then he was when he first stood up.
P!Flowey: wonders what the fuck he got blasted with
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Healing))
Bondertale: I dunno if it'd help but still
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Eat your greens
P!Flowey: regains full HP
P!Flowey: Frisk's fuckup mark is gone
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Toriel procedes to throw turnips at Flowey))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Runner: Runner is calmly sipping a beer.
GN Austin: -is just on the ceiling- heehee
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P!Flowey: grows six eyes because why not
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your face is still melty."
P!Flowey: "WHAT THE FUCK"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jesus Christ"
Corrin: ....That's a slight improvem...
Bondertale: "WHY"
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P!Flowey: grows a screen out of his face
P!Flowey: is omega flowey now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "GOOOD FUCKING DAAAMNIT"
GN Austin: Oh shit.
Voice Hyper: "Oh shit."
: P!Flowey [P!Flowey] is now Omega Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey].
Voice Hyper: * He didn't say that
Asriel_Dreemurr: ""Holy shit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god."
Corrin: ...I have so many questions.
GN Austin: ((So is Omega Flowey smol? or is he normal sized
Bondertale: doesn't fucking know what omega flowey is, which makes this so much better
MettatonSEX: gets up off the floor, and then screams immediately. "WHAT THE FUCK"
Bondertale: their Azzy never went omega
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guys guys guys it's okay."
Bondertale: "ASRIEL!" Toriel called
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...This is surprisingly a good thing."
MettatonSEX: What?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's just the omega form..."
Bondertale: "ARE YOU MAD!?"
Smol Flowey: is attached to the ceiling with vines
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He cold have melted into a puddle or something."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Could*
Smol Flowey: "I FOR ONE, AM VERY CONCERNED"
MettatonSEX: ...
Smol Flowey: "AND FUCK THIS HURTS"
Corrin: So.. this isn't a good situation, just not a terrible situation?
Voice Hyper: ((how does omega flowey fit
Voice Hyper: ((in that damn bar
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...yes, Gaster."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That."
Corrin: ((What the fuck, did Gaster's message not show up?))
GN Austin: ((So he's normal sized Omega Flowey, or Smol Omega?
Smol Flowey: is a smol omega
Voice Hyper: ((o ok
Bondertale: "H-HOW DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HE SHOULD EXIST IN ANYTHING NOT MADE BY H.P. LOVECRAFT! C
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GN Austin: ((So that means he's about the size of a person.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...you know, on terms of giant demon flower monsters, he is still kinda cute."
MettatonSEX: Asriel, no.
Bondertale: tori is not okay.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cute in terms of omega Flowey, yes."
Voice Hyper: ((AD: I'd fuck it -gives a thumbs up-
Smol Flowey: "That's flattering, Azzy, but I have fucking cactuses for arms"
Voice Hyper: ((AD: -turns to hyper- -gives a thumbs down-
Voice Hyper: ((AD: I'd rather fuck a small Omega Flowey than you, Hyper
Corrin: (("...Who says that's a bad thing?"))
Voice Hyper: ((Hyper: Well fuck you, too!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Use the vines."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cactus arms aren't fun."
Voice Hyper: ((Hyper: I'll be lonely forever!
MettatonSEX: ASRIEL
GN Austin: I'm gonna ride him, GIDDY UP! -Falls from the ceiling just to miss by 2 feet and faceplant on the jukebox.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "WHAT?"
MettatonSEX: STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM
Voice Hyper: ((<"I'M GONNA RIDE HIM"
Voice Hyper: ((omf
MettatonSEX: IT IS NOT HELPING
Smol Flowey: is still 9
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I AM TELLING HIM TO NOT TOUCH US WITH HIS CACTUS ARMS."
GN Austin: -Muffled- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Uh huh.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "To use his vines."
MettatonSEX: is kinkshaming real hard
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because they aren't as prickly and stabby."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, oohhhh."
MettatonSEX: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't like tentacle stuff."
GN Austin: You all suck...
MettatonSEX: Asriel please.
Bondertale: toriel just straight up has no idea what to do right now
Corrin: ...I'd prefer not being grabbed. *Corrin looks at his stump.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know what you are implying."
Smol Flowey: falls off the ceiling
Asriel_Dreemurr: "By the by, did you tie up Jeska or some-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god are you okay?"
GN Austin: -Lifts his head up to see he knocked one of his teeth out, blood is all over the jukebox- . . .
MettatonSEX: No, because you never specified.
Smol Flowey: morphs more
Bondertale: tori just kinda...grabs him as he falls. She has to fucking do something
MettatonSEX: Oh nonononono
: Omega Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey] is now Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I am watching tv))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And a hospital))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fell for ransom ware))
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Protobot: (( yo ))
Runner: Runner. Well. Runs. Out the door. FUCK THAAAAA-AA-AA-A-A-AAT.
Voice Hyper: ((hi
Smol Flowey: ends up looking like this, http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/lisa-rpg/images/3/39/Battler_Cooper.png/revision/latest?cb=20150910001445
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And paid 17000 dollars to get rid of it))
Voice Hyper: ((howdy hola
Smol Flowey: finally stops transforming
Bondertale: (welcome to hell)
Smol Flowey: ((am done now
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MettatonSEX: ...
Corrin: ...OK, I...
Ant: walks in and sits on the couch
Bondertale: tori whines. "ASRIEL!?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
MettatonSEX: blinks.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay it got worse."
GN Austin: Everything hurts... Ow...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But you could be worse."
Voice Hyper: ((if Hyper saw that transformation then his mental health would go down to zero
Smol Flowey: growls "no shit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think you look pretty good for having mutated."
Bondertale: "ohthankgodyou'renotaviolentmutantc
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm lying through my teeth and everyone knows it."
MettatonSEX: holds Gaster close.
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Smol Flowey: attempts to sit on the couch
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Erm..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to sit with him.
Ant: ( I bought Hyperl Light Drifter thinking that it would be a fun game with good music and awesome art. But then I heard people comparing it to Dark Souls )
Ant: ( I was like "nah it's not as hard as- oh shit I'm dead..." )
GN Austin: -is passed out on the jukebox... is he okay?-
Ant: ("Lemme just try that agai- oh ok I guess it can jump at me...")
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Ant: (*Hours later. "Fuck this shit I'm just gonna go RP")
Bondertale: toriel just sits next to...asriel,leaning in him. She's a little breakdown-y
Smol Flowey: "Well this hurts like hell"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Bondertale: (ON)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Need an aspirin?"
Smol Flowey: "..."
GN Austin: . . .
Voice Hyper: ((OFF
Fintevious: -is watching-
Smol Flowey: just kinda looks at him with a "rly bro" face
Voice Hyper: (("ON'
Voice Hyper: (("OFF"
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Voice Hyper: (("ON"
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Voice Hyper: (("OOOOOFFFFFFFFFF"
Voice Hyper: (("OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN"
Voice Hyper: (("[i]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF[/i]"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Flowey: puts what's left of an arm around gotemom
Smol Flowey: is like 10 feet tall
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fucking Christ you're huge."
Voice Hyper: (([I]"PLAYER, KILL ME OR THAT FUCK WHO LIKES TURNING THINGS OFF"[/I]
Voice Hyper: ((PLAYER: K *CHOOSES OFF*
MettatonSEX: ......
Voice Hyper: (([I]"FUCK OFF"[/i]
Smol Flowey: "I know."
Voice Hyper: (("haha"
Voice Hyper: (("you said off"
Voice Hyper: (([i]"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"[/I]
Asriel_Dreemurr: attempts whatever he can to put an arm around Flowey.
Voice Hyper: ((Player: -kills on-guy and turns the world off-
Voice Hyper: (("hoo boy"
Voice Hyper: (("everything's dead now"
Voice Hyper: (("that's my attack!"
MettatonSEX: His cape lights flicker.
Bondertale: toriel shakes. This has been a day.
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Smol Flowey: is plant, is very cold
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks over to Tourel, to assist in helping her feel better.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Toriel*
Ant: ( I watched a video today that I haven't seen in like a year. It's still just as good. )
Voice Hyper: ((also mv i'm gonna roleplay hatsune miku tomorrow because this isn't really a good time to bring her in
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Turiel))
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Bondertale: somehow, she eventually manages to fall asleep in all this. A sleep which I'm sure will be 100% nightmare free!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh boy another hologram))
MettatonSEX: ((thats fine
Voice Hyper: ((ok cool
Bondertale: thumbs up
Ant: ( it's a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fintevious: -Snaps back and tries to comfort BTori also
Voice Hyper: ((also AD i'm doing MV's hc H.M. so she will be a robot
MettatonSEX: ((i just like robots
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mettaton I still don't know if Jeska is constricted."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is really important."
Ant: just sits on the couch watching old internet videos
MettatonSEX: I told you, no, you never soecified how.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Tie her to a thing."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So she can't leave or kill anyone."
MettatonSEX: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because she wants to kill people."
Voice Hyper: ((Metta: I'M A BETTER ROBOT Hatsune Miku: Nuh-uh!~ Metta: STOP IT YOU'RE SIXTEEN AND I'M LIKE SIXTY NINE OR SOME SHIT
Gaster: ((sorry i disappeared, i... kind of had an anxiety attack
MettatonSEX: pulls out ropes, then binds Jeska to a pole, hands bound behind her back,
Gaster: ((i dunno
MettatonSEX: ((its ok
MettatonSEX: ((it happens
Voice Hyper: ((It's completely fine.
Gaster: ((i'm okay now
MettatonSEX: ((good
Voice Hyper: ((That's good.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's my turn to shame your kink."
MettatonSEX: Which one?
FullArmorJeska: -is bound
Voice Hyper: ((OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bondage...?"
Gaster: seems to "wake up".
Bondertale: (we've been having a good time)
Gaster: Honey, that's vanilla.
Smol Flowey: is sitting there
Gaster: For us, anyway.
Smol Flowey: ((Did you see the trash Gilva uploaded?
Corrin: decides to take a rest for a seat for a moment, and decides to question everything.
Smol Flowey: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV5Rjh02twY
MettatonSEX: Darlin', that's re ally tame.
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Smol Flowey: ((It's the worst and best thing I've ever seen
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Smol Flowey: ((Best in that it's the funniest shit
Voice Hyper: ((Hatsune Miku: -walks in- Metta: Oh shit. We meet again, Miku. WE MUST HAVE A POPULAR POPSTAR BATTLE!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Flowey: ((Worst in that it's fucking soriel
MettatonSEX: ((accurate, frisky
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's fair."
Runner: ((*Hatsune Miku's brain exercise starts up*))
Ant: ( wrost. just the wrost. )
Smol Flowey: has one "arm" around tori and one around azzy
GN Austin: (Giggity))
MettatonSEX: I'm kinkshaming you for asking me to tie someone up for you.
Entra: *walks in
Entra: *pulls out a wad of cash
Bondertale: toriel has pretty much cried herself to sleep. Having everyone here did help.
Runner: Runner ran away.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's not a link she'll try and kill people and it's the only way to bring Jukon back."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Kink*
Entra: "Drinks are on me."
MettatonSEX: shrugs.
MettatonSEX: ...
Ant: "Where the hell did you get all that?"
MettatonSEX: Oh, hello, Entra.
Voice Hyper: ((mv would hatsune miku have tildes and would generally be a happy-go-lucky self centered popstar
GN Austin: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNE5dK6pvpQ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I would like the strongest one."
Entra: *waves to mettaton
Corrin: ((I'll be back tomorrow.))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah, but only a few tildes
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Corrin: ((I need sleep.))
Voice Hyper: ((Alrighty, DD.
MettatonSEX: ((gn, sweet memes, dank dreams
Voice Hyper: ((Sweet memes, dank dreams
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Voice Hyper: ((also ik mv
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Voice Hyper: ((i wouldn't overuse tildes
Entra: "I sold a few hundred Johnny5s"
Gaster: ((whooo, found some chocolate
Voice Hyper: ((yay
Gaster: ((nice mood improver
MettatonSEX: ((shed be nice but kinda selfish
MettatonSEX: ((nice
MettatonSEX: Nice.
Voice Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]* Where's the chocolate.[/color]
Smol Flowey: "So, uh."
Gaster: ((it's the good kind too, some christians were passing it out as a random act of kindness today
Smol Flowey: "What are we gonna do... you know"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Szzy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."*
Gaster: ((... wow, just that is a mood improver
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bout what."
MettatonSEX: ((niiice
Entra: Apparently there's a timeline that is just Johnnys for some reason and they bought all of them. The kinda have like a more annoying and more robotic Temmie village thing goin on
Smol Flowey: "About the fuckwad coming to kill every Asriel in existence"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You my boyfriend or the fish."
Runner: ((I know what'll improve your mood))
Fintevious: (Gtg be on tmw morning and evening
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Runner: ((Come jump on my rat trampoline))
Ant: (*they)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, I dunno."
Voice Hyper: ((a good thing about christians is that some of them aren't assholes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I say we bring a flame thrower."
Voice Hyper: ((also bye yazan
MettatonSEX: ((cya
MettatonSEX: Huh.
Ant: (cya yazan)
GN Austin: ((bbai
Fintevious: (Dasdevonya dontgetanyonya
Gaster: ((you know what
Gaster: ((i'll take you up on that offer laharl
Smol Flowey: ((Bai
Gaster: ((i'll go on a road trip to go jump on your rat trampoline
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Erron (AAsriel): -wakes up- H-huh? What'd I miss?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to the couch, and lies by Flowey.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The small Asriel is back."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's a mutant now."
Smol Flowey: "Hi"
Smol Flowey: "It sucks"
GN Austin: Oh... Sorry.
GN Austin: *Erron said that*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you have a lap?"
MettatonSEX: twists his wrist
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I even able to rest my head on you?"
Smol Flowey: "You can try."
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.
Smol Flowey: is taller than metta kek
MettatonSEX: tightens it back, then lifts Gaster into a hug.
Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to rest his head on Smol Flowey.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He's too big for the room))
MettatonSEX: is ignoring you
Runner: The door opens. And by that I mean the Grillby's one. Runner showed back up. "Is the freakshow over with?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((10 feet, man))
Smol Flowey: looks down at him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I got this."
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps trying.
Smol Flowey: is scrunched against the roof
Runner: Runner just looks at Flowey, and blinks.
Runner: Blink.
Runner: Blink Blink.
Gaster: groans. "We've got to fix this. We've got to."
Asriel_Dreemurr: finds a spot, and rests there."
Entra: *Stares at the menu trying to decide what to spend her phat stacks of muns on
MettatonSEX: We do.
Runner: "...Goddamn, I thought Poison Ivy was still in the Asylum." Runner this is how you get stabbed.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It was possible, I'm happy."
Entra: *Seems to think of an idea and goes through the anydoor
Asriel_Dreemurr: "See? You may look awful but you aren't near as bad as the other mutants."
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: And then, everything will be okay.
Gaster: We'lll be okay.
MettatonSEX: Right...
Erron (AAsriel): -is just looking around, and sees GNA on the bloodstained Jukebox- What the fuck? What happened to the kid?
Gaster: We've got to be...
Entra: *Comes back with a fucking crown, several gold chains and 5 pairs of designer sunglasses
MettatonSEX: pulls Gaster into a quick kiss.
Smol Flowey: "Everything is pain but it's not all bad I guess"
Ant: "Entra...why the hell did you get sunglasses?"
Smol Flowey: pets AD
Voice Hyper: ((Slarvath: ALRIGHT GUYS, IT'S TIME TO PERFORM... [I]PLOT.[/I] Painriel: does plot involve fucking hyper? Slarvath: HAHAHAHAHAAH, [sup]yes[/sup] PMettaton: FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR LIFE FUCK YOUR SOUL Slarvath: Well that's violent! Smol Omega Flowey: FUCK THIS HURTS Slarvath: SHUT UP YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm serious, do you need like an Advil?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles when they do this.
Erron (AAsriel): . . .
Voice Hyper: ((if slarv and his characters interacted in real life that's what would happen
Smol Flowey: ((brb
Entra: "Because I wanted sunglasses"
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Gaster: smiles.
Voice Hyper: ((Now Slarv will beat a dog with a bazooka
Ant: *decides not to question Entra's decision
Voice Hyper: ((that's a reference to earliee
Voice Hyper: ((earlier
Entra: *has 5 pairs of sunglasses and no eyes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The kid is still himself."
MettatonSEX: smiles back, lips parting slightly.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."
Gaster: chuckles. "You're so beautiful..."
Runner: Runner chills at the couch, idly juggling what look like smoke grenades.
Runner: Runner likes juggling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Drops smoke grenade and everybody loses sight of anyone for awhile))
MettatonSEX: Stop it, darling. Look in a mirror and see true beauty.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cock block the gaston))
Runner: ((Runner manages to steal atleast three different people's random shit))
Gaster: pouts. "Are you really starting this now?"
Ant: (Entra loses all of her phat stacks in the chaos)
MettatonSEX: I'm just telling the truth.
Runner: Runner throws one too high, and the grenade flies into the ceiling fan.
Runner: Ah shit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Noice one."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You did it."
MettatonSEX: hears a thunk and sees this.
Runner: "Thanks." Runner decides fuck it and unpins the other 3 grenades. It's like a smoke opening for a show in the bar.
MettatonSEX: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Woah do-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...God damnit."
Gaster: coughs a little.
MettatonSEX: What is this, season 2?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why would you unpin all of them?"
Entra: *Entra starts to wonder if she can still summon Johnny5s
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What if one of them was an actual grenade?"
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Gaster: ((i just remembered the interdimensional panty raid that caused a war
Gaster: ((back in the xyxxy days
MettatonSEX: ((that was gold
Runner: "Because why not?" Runners strolls through the now smokey bar, idly reaching for one of Entra's sunglasses, hoping to pocket it. "Also, they weren't real grenades. Those were quality bat smoke grenades."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "When does it wear?"
Gaster: ... You're stealing shit, aren't you?
Ant: * Doesn't even notice that a pair of Ray Bans are missing
Ant: (that was supposed to be Entra)
MettatonSEX: is pretty much a foglight with his glowy bits.
Smol Flowey: "Heh, wonder what would happen if I took some Joy."
Entra: * Doesn't even notice the missing Ray Bans
Smol Flowey: "I mean what else could happen?"
Runner: "Maybe." He idly hops off a table since everyone is fucking blinded by smoke, thank god for hoodies. And steals a lightbulb from the ceiling fan.
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: ...I can hear you unscrewing.
Ant: decides to start practicing his guitar now of all times
MettatonSEX: Lightbulbs aren't subtle.
Ant: starts playing wonderwall for the first time in ten fucking years
Gaster: shifts a little. He wonders what he's got in his pockets.
Runner: "Well, I recently stole a lamp. Thought i'd fix the set." He walks past the dart board and steals all the darts off it. Leaving the board.
GN Austin: -Wakes up- UuuuUuh... My head...
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: has no pockets to pick
GN Austin: Why the hell am I on the Jukebox?
Entra: *Is somehow double blind from lack of eyes and smoke bombs
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Runner: Runner idly kicks the jukebox, Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual" starts up for a few seconds, before he steals the record for it.
MettatonSEX: ....
Mega Man: * Mega Man walks in
Voice Hyper: ((Ant: WONDERWAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Runner: "...It just now occured to me that I have no idea where i'm going to put this stuff."
Gaster: Up your ass.
GN Austin: -falls off the jukebox due to Runner kicking it- Oof!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, dead fr- mega man."
Ant: AND AFTER AAAAAAAALLLLLLL
Ant: YOUR MY WONDER WAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
MettatonSEX: Agreed.
Runner: "Sorry, that's Catwoman's gig." He strolls on over to the side and just steals a fucking empty bottle.
Ant: and iiiiiiiiiii HOLY SHIT will always love yoooooouuuuuuuuu
Mega Man: "What the fuck is happening here...."
GN Austin: -his face is covered in blood- so gang... what adventures are we going on today?
Gaster: Wow. She's into some kinky stuff.
MettatonSEX: Steal her gig.
MettatonSEX: Imknew she was kinkier tgan us.
Gaster: ... Pardon?
Runner: "She IS Catwoman." He idly wonders if it would be worth it to try to steal something out of Metta's chest. But then realizes that is a bad idea. He has no idea if they can just close the door over his arm.
MettatonSEX: can, and is also 9' tall, soooooo. Bad idea.
Runner: So he moves behind the bar and does Bunny Ears on grillby for a bit, idly putting the Empty Bottle in the sink.
Smol Flowey: "Heh"
Runner: Water running noises.
Smol Flowey: "Hey Asriel"
MettatonSEX: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeh."
Entra: *walks over and breaks Ant's guitar. "No one's cared about that bullshit since we stopped playing cards. Shut up."
Smol Flowey: "Wonder what would happen if I took some more joy"
Runner: Runner just washes some of the dishes, and steals a cup.
Gaster: What are you doing?
Smol Flowey: "What's the worst that could happen"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably bad things."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like death."
Runner: "Washing dishes."
MettatonSEX: ....
Runner: There is STILL FUCKING SMOKE EVERYWHERE HOW LONG DO THESE GRENADES LAST.
Gaster: ((can i just show you guys this: http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/142306227423/zelda-assassin-ive-always-wondered-what
GN Austin: -tries to wipe his face off- Oh god! That's blood... G-Guys... Did I get all the blood off of me? -He clearly didn't-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wouldn't."
Smol Flowey: "Eh"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's not worth it, kid."
GN Austin: . . . ?
Runner: The smoke clears, revealing Runner trying to get the anydoor open, his sack of goodies now a bit heavier.
Voice Hyper: ((wowie
Mega Man: *Rock decides to stumble over to the couch through all the smoke
Voice Hyper: ((-thumbs up-
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles into their lap.
Gaster: ... Hi.
Runner: "...Huh, forgot I locked my timeline for a bit." Fuck.
Asriel_Dreemurr: at least thinks that's his lap.
Voice Hyper: ((AD: can i fuck you now
MettatonSEX: ((omg
MettatonSEX: ...
GN Austin: ((no pls
Smol Flowey: scratches their ears, he's actually in a convenient pocket of flower flesh
Asriel_Dreemurr: can't really tell he's a mass of flower.
MettatonSEX: You're fucked, m8.
Gaster: Give it all back.
Runner: He is currently wearing the Ray Bans. Behind a hoodie.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles, closing his eyes."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks, kid."
GN Austin: I'm gonna go wash my face off... -walks into the bathroom- OH GOD WHY AM I SO BLOODY!?
Voice Hyper: ((AD: wait a second.. one thing is missing
Runner: He just does finger guns, turns around, and starts heading for the window.
Entra: *still has 4 other pairs of Ray Bans on her head
Gaster: That's not giving it all back.
Smol Flowey: "I want my damn soul back."
Voice Hyper: ((AD: OH RIGHT HYPER. well, i'm too lazy to go get him
Voice Hyper: ((AD: *falls asleep*
Gaster: ((there's one thing runner stole that he can't get back... our hearts.
GN Austin: ((Runner... He fingers guns
Gaster: ((*give
MettatonSEX: puts Gaster down, and walks over to Runner.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We should kill that asshole soon."
Entra: *Entra summons a Johnny5
Runner: "I'm just borrowing it." He pauses a bit, climbing out the window. "Indefinitely."
MettatonSEX: Give it back.
MettatonSEX: grabs the hoodie.
MettatonSEX: Now.
Ant: "Johnny go get that sunnuvabitch"
Entra: "Bossing around johnny is my job, Hiro"
Runner: The Hoodie is really fucking wierd. It's made out of the softest fucking fabric, ever. Like hundreds of kittens donated the softest furs toi make this hoodie.
Runner: "Hey now, this was a gift." He's not dropping the bag.
Ant: gives entra the finger
Voice Hyper: ((hahaha killing the asshole means you're technically killing hyper hahahahhahaha
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs.
Entra: "Johnny sick 'em" *she points to Runner
MettatonSEX: pulls Runner back into the bar and shuts the window. "It's very high quality, yes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know for a hell monster you're pretty soft."
GN Austin: -walks back out and sits on the couch with AD, Flowey, ETC.-
Johnny5: "NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!"
MettatonSEX: Give everything back.
Smol Flowey: "Surprising"
Gaster: crosses his arms and gives Runner a look of stern fatherly disappointment.
: Frisky [Voice Hyper] is now Frisky [Clockie].
Entra: "No johnny I said get him!"
Smol Flowey: "Maybe it's the joy coursing through my flower ass veins, I don't know."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "maybe it's because you're all flesh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait this is your ass."
Johnny5: "No dissassemble"
Runner: Runner just throws his arms up, and...swings, using Metta's grip as an axis. Now using Metta's arm as a swingset. "Might wanna let go, don't wanna get caught when fives over there finally gets the hint."
Smol Flowey: "I'm a flower"
MettatonSEX: laughs.
Smol Flowey: "I don't have an ass"
GN Austin: (("Flower ass veins" Can we frame this sentence on the wall?))
Clockie: ((no this is not a new character
Smol Flowey: "Much to your dismay, of course'
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can."
MettatonSEX: Darling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shh."
Clockie: ((nor am i roleplaying anybody named clockie
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I like fish, too."
Entra: "I WILL DISASSEMBLE YOU IF YOU DON'T GO AFTER RUNNER"
Smol Flowey: "I'm still nine"
MettatonSEX: That thing can't hurt me
Runner: "Please stop saying Darling, I had enough of that with Pamela." He actually shudders a bit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't want to- oh my god."
Runner: Runner gives -50 fucks. This guy makes a living off running from fucking Batman and Superman and shit.
: Frisky [Clockie] is now Frisky [Voice Hyper].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is there anywhere I can scratch you like I used to when you weren't that?"
MettatonSEX: It's too ingrained in my vocabulary for me to just stop, but I'll do my best if you give everything back... darling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, do you even have a head?"
Runner: ((Yes, Pamela Isley. The timeline might have every hero but Runner mainly lurks around the DC areas))
Johnny5: "NO NO DISASSEMBLE!" *Begins chasing Runner at like 4mph
GN Austin: -Gives AD a Giggity face-
Smol Flowey: "You're lying on it, I think"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is your head?"
Voice Hyper: * Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away.. Hyper is likely having a nice talk with his killer!
Entra: "of fucking course."
Smol Flowey: "Maybe?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: :
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches that area.
Smol Flowey: "This body sucks"
Gaster: smirks, then strides up to Mettaton. "Darling, don't you think you're being a little too harsh?"
Voice Hyper: [s]* Or he is fucking his killer[/s]
Smol Flowey: flowery moans
Asriel_Dreemurr: stops.
Voice Hyper: ((
Entra: *Entra attempts to use her necromancer powers to actually summon the undead for once
Smol Flowey: "T-that's not it"
MettatonSEX: Not at all.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "what the fuck."
Smol Flowey: "Definitely not it"
Asriel_Dreemurr: stops lying there.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What the duck."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Duck."
Runner: "Welp, guess thats my cue!" He just...slips, out of the hold. The fabric is so soft is just fucking slides out. Instead of runnign forward, he runs AT Johnny Five, jumping up and attempting to jump onto his head, and footstool Johnny 5, hopefully using him as a stepping stone for parkour.
Entra: *Summons cl4ptr4p
GN Austin: -Just starts laughing awkwardly- WAS HE MOANING!? HAAAAAAAAHAHA!
Voice Hyper: ((AD better not cheat
Gaster: ... Wow.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Austin I'll punch you with my robot arm."
Voice Hyper: ((for incest
Johnny5: *grabs at runner's foot as he leaps over
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can ouch through a wall with this."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Punch*
GN Austin: I've been vaporized, dumbass... that's gonna be like a cat scratch.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Still gonna hurt."
Entra: *Entra just sends claptrap back to wherever the fuck he came from
Runner: You fucking stole his shoe. Goddamnit. He still keeps going, rolling when he hits the ground and heading for the window.
Smol Flowey: "Ok, I think I figured it out"
MettatonSEX: attempts to grab Runner by the waist. "Where do you think you're going?"
Smol Flowey: "That was not the right head"
GN Austin: Not as much as BEING VAPORIZED BY YOUR SUPER SOLDIER
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
GN Austin: ...
Mega Man: *Rock sees Runner trying to get away
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I thought you have the female reproductive organ."
Smol Flowey: "Me too"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Had*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."
Smol Flowey: "But, you know"
Smol Flowey: "Shit kinda happened"
Voice Hyper: ((wow slarvath
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well I'm not lying there anymorezl
GN Austin: -laughs harder- AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
Smol Flowey: "Good plan"
Gaster: sighs and just walks to the window.
Voice Hyper: ((*claps*
Runner: "...Congrats! You're the first person ever to actually get a good hold." He says, now nicely grabbed. Although his hands are free.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is there anywhere else."
Smol Flowey: ((Wow ethan
Smol Flowey: ((Great moves
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Other than there."
Runner: "Gimme a second." He actually holds a finger up to shush Metta, fishing through his bag.
Smol Flowey: ((Keep it up, proud of you
Mega Man: *The super fighting robot launches a quick boomerang at Runner
Voice Hyper: ((MY NAME IS NOT ETHAN
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dink))
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Smol Flowey: motions to one of the many parts of his body unoccupied
Voice Hyper: ((hi bloo
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans in one of them.
: ☲ Mito: * ( yo
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This better not be your flower ass."
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MettatonSEX: kicks upwards, gently, hitting the back of Runner's thigh. "Don't fucking shush me, darling."
Ant: "SOOPER FAIGHTIN ROBAT MEGA MAAAAAN. HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD!"
Smol Flowey: "I want a soul, don't we have a shit ton around here or something?"
Entra: "Hiro, shut up."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Runner: He fishes out what looks like a gun. He doesn't use guns, why does he have a gun. And immediately aims it at Metta's head, and fires.
Runner: It shoots a nerf dart.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't think so."
Gaster: ... Congrats.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He walks in.
MettatonSEX: ...
GN Austin: We have souls here?
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: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "Hey guys."
Gaster: You just nerfed my husband.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I would have taken them already."
Runner: Also, that kick stopped cold, this guy has calves of steel.
MettatonSEX: What am I, OP?
Voice Hyper: ((so i searched up Bloosky
Runner: And thighs.
GN Austin: ((Better nerf Mettaton))
Voice Hyper: ((I found this. http://pre08.deviantart.net/af18/th/pre/i/2016/073/5/a/bloosky__by_toast_demon-d9v26zs.jpg
Runner: He fires again. Two nerf darts.
Voice Hyper: ((it's a fucking
Mega Man: *Rockman launches more of his shit at Runner
GN Austin: ((cute))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Oir fusi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Adorable))
MettatonSEX: ((phrasing
Gaster: ... Just what are you trying to do?
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Our fusion is a little girl )
Voice Hyper: ((10/10
Smol Flowey: flowery yawns
Runner: A boomerang lands in his bag. Thanks.
Runner: "Confuse you. It worked on Flash once."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tired, kid?"
Smol Flowey: "Let's kill him soon"
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Us two fused = little girl )
Smol Flowey: "Yeah
Runner: He fires a third shot. This one is a FUCKING HUGE DART.
GN Austin: -still laughing at AD a little- heheh.
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches the area he's resting on.
MettatonSEX: laughs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alrighty."
Gaster: rolls his eyes.
Smol Flowey: flowery purrs
Ant: "Oh good Hiro is here again"
Runner: The dart isn't a dart, it's a very tiny flashbang.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That's better."
Smol Flowey: "Wowee, still got it"
MettatonSEX: Listen, I'm a 9' tall murder machine.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hiro x Ant otp )
Entra: "Holy shit Ant, there are two of you"
Gaster: hisses when the flashbang goes off.
MettatonSEX: Give everything back.
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles into the the spot, scratching it.
Voice Hyper: ((I also saw this. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzHfNEKiE-eCk_98kLnNO6VDlSb1mVdfA96rw44tHUST5ctAmvpw
Voice Hyper: ((apparently there are girls associated with bloosky
Smol Flowey: purrs like he used to
MettatonSEX: just shuts his eyes, keeping the grip firm.
GN Austin: -Just stares at the flash- . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Bloosky is a little girl )
Runner: "Yeah yeah, baymax, I already ran from your team." Sliiip. Goddamn this guy's like butter.
Voice Hyper: ((yes
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good night, kid."
Voice Hyper: ((how the fuck is it a little girl if we're both theys
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He looks at Ant. "So, uh."
Gaster: grabs at Runner's hand.
MettatonSEX: takes the opportunity to kick Runner down.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I--I don't know man, shits fucked up )
Smol Flowey: "Good night"
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles, and eventually falls asleep.
Voice Hyper: ((THAT FUCKING PILL
Runner: Runner was in the middle of ranting during this. Surprisingly, he doesn't react much to Gaster touching him. But when the kick lands it goes right through him. With a sound of...metal and sparks going off?
Voice Hyper: ((WE SHOULD OF TOOK THE YELLOW PILL
MettatonSEX: ...
Voice Hyper: ((NOT THE RED ONE
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALL )
Ant: "Entra, look at him he doesn't look anything like me. It's like you don't even have eyes."
Gaster: ... Are you a robot or something?
Runner: Runner looks down at his chests, which is now literally sparking. "Dude. Do you have ANY IDEA how long it takes to steal the parts for this?"
MettatonSEX: You're mechanical.
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Entra: *Entra takes off her 4 sunglasses and just gets up in Ant's face
Voice Hyper: ((So we become fused, we become joy mutants, AND we become little girls?
Voice Hyper: ((ok
Ant: "oh yeah. shit."
Voice Hyper: ((that sounds bad
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He pokes Ant's cheek. "You look exactly like me."
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( What a life )
Runner: "95% Mechanical, actually. I'm not ballsy enough to try to replace my brain." Yeah, no regular human can run from superheroes.
Ant: "No I don't. Now Alki on the other hand looks exactly like you."
MettatonSEX: I'm sorry, I had only meant to kick you hard enough to bruise a bit.
Runner: He idly slides off Metta's foot, looking down at the new Meet the Soldier hole in his chest.
Ant: "Plus my hair is blue yours isn't."
Smol Flowey: is sleep as well
Smol Flowey: ((Welp
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."
Smol Flowey: ((RIP permaded smazzy
MettatonSEX: Shit...
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He plops down on the couch. "Well then."
Voice Hyper: (("FUCK YOU FRISKY" "FUCK YOU BLOO" "FUCK THE FLOOR FRISKY" "FUCK METTA BLOO" "FUCK SLARVATH FRISKY" "FUCK YOU" "FUCK ME PIRATE TREASURE" "THAT SOUNDS WRONG" "I KNOW"
Gaster: ... Wow.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( "FUCK BLOO FUCK FRISKY" "uh what" )
MettatonSEX: I-I can probably fix that.
Gaster: I could too.
Runner: Theres some sort of box on the end of Metta's foot that got speared perfectly. It's like a storage chest. "It's cool, I know a Stark."
: Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey] disconnected.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."
MettatonSEX: pulls the box off.
Ant: ( Plot twist entra is just Hiro Hamada as a girl with no eyes )
Runner: He doesn't seem to notice that the one thing his entire body was basically guarding isn't there anymore.
Ant: ( All my ocs are secretly Hiro )
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Ant: ( But no not really )
MettatonSEX: ...I think you dropped this.
Smol Flowey: ((YO I WAS GONNA BE GONE FOR A BIT
Smol Flowey: ((BUT NEW FF
Runner: "...So I guess I should just come clean?" He grabs the box, shoving it in his chest. Ew.
Smol Flowey: ((FIRUTY FRANKU SHOW
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( didnt you say that ant and alki look exactly like hiro )
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Ant: ( yeah )
Voice Hyper: ((WOWIE
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( but they deny it )
Gaster: Sure.
Ant: ( yep )
Smol Flowey: ((So yeah
Voice Hyper: ((Hiro: SELFCESTTTTTTTTTTT
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I saw the new FF like 6 hours ago fam )
Voice Hyper: ((Bloo: *fingerguns*
Runner: "I'm not human, i'm actually a scout bot built by about 33 different Superheroes." He says this like one would admit to having bought an extra burrito.
Smol Flowey: ((Well I just found out fuck
Ant: ( fam? )
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MettatonSEX: Wow.
Runner: "Well, with all the parts i've got, maybe a couple villains too."
Ant: ( I've only ever heard one person actually say fam in real life )
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Gaster: To scout for what, exactly?
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He puts his arm around Ant and pulls him in close. "Don't deny that you look a LOT like me."
Ant: ( and it was my black barber. the man is a living stereotype )
Voice Hyper: ((I've heard like six people say fam
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Ant: whoa hey )
Runner: He pulls down his hood, which previously had ALWAYS covered his face. It's like looking at a fallout 4 Synth that's been rusting for a couple thousand years.
Runner: "Villains. Although, i'm not much for that anymore." He idly hauls his bag back over his shoulder.
Ant: 's eyes just go wide and he kinda sits there paralyzed for a second
MettatonSEX: ...
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."
MettatonSEX: I see.
Entra: "Ooooh. I think I made a fanfic about this once!"
Gaster: Huh.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He starts leaning in near Ant in "intimate positions".
Runner: "I'm MACHIN. Mechanical Android Created to Harness Intelligent Needs. Although I go by Runner."
Alki: * Alki walks in
MettatonSEX: Ah.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "He looks almosy exactly like me!"
Voice Hyper: (("Ooooh. I think I made a fanfic about this once!" -Entra, 2016
Voice Hyper: ((2026*
Runner: "Short for Runaway." He stands up, moving over to the anydoor.
Ant: ( brb )
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * It probably looks like Hiro is leaning in for a kiss to Alki.
MettatonSEX: But why steal?
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Alki and Ant: whoa hey )
Voice Hyper: ((Alki: PLOT TWIST ANT IS MY TWIN AND MY BOYFRIEND
Runner: He starts to type in the code. "I'm built to harness intelligence, AKA, hoard shit."
Voice Hyper: ((Hiro: what the fuck--
GN Austin: -drinks a sprite-
Gaster: So that's where your kleptomania comes from.
MettatonSEX: ...At least ask fist.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hiro: *makes out with Ant* HE IS MINE )
Runner: "Half of my code is entirely devoted into having me grab anything that comes near."
: ☲ Gardevoir: * jk
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: ((lucario has better legs
Ant: (back)
Runner: "And when I say I can't give things back, I mean that literally. Theres a self-destruct timer on me if I ever 'give intelligence to the enemy'"
Gaster: Oh dear.
Runner: "Powered by a LexCorp Nuclear Battery." He shrugs.
Alki: * Alki sees the two Hiros/Two Ants and just nopes the fuck out of the bar
Voice Hyper: ((Runner: -steals Laharl's cup of ink- SEEEYAH! Laharl: Hey, come back here! thAT WAS MY DESSERT!
Entra: "No Alki come back! ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE"
MettatonSEX: What if we stole them back? Orproved we were not enemies?
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Ant should be like "are you trying to kiss me" and he just kisses Hiro )
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hiro: bruh )
Ant: (Ant: "Are you trying to be my Wonder wall?")
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( "bruh" -Joseph 2026 )
Voice Hyper: (("bruh" -Frisky, 2016
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( "bruh" -Terra 2016 )
Runner: "Nope. Theres a reason heroes are hunting me. There's a few villains that messed with my code a bit."
Voice Hyper: (("I roleplayed Toriel once. It ended with her slapping a guy in the balls." -Frisky, 2015
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Shit.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..." He's just leaning in really closely to get a better look at Ant. uh.
Voice Hyper: ((That was practically my first day of CaU
Ant: "Hrio...what are you doing...?"
Runner: He goes into a straight up digital voice recorder of a person that can only be described as a clown. "E-E-Everyone is an ene-ene-enemy. Prime Directive."
Voice Hyper: ((I roleplayed a Toriel
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Frisky you were one of the first people I met here )
Voice Hyper: ((Cool.))
Entra: *Entra is fangirling so hard right now
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( along with B, hoo boy )
Voice Hyper: ((What did you think of me, then?
Runner: "That being said, you're not getting the lightbulbs and stuff back, and i'm keeping the glasses. You're lucky I was able to bend the rules by 'lending' Grillby his glasses back."
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I was like "I like this" )
Runner: And he steps through the anydoor. Peace out.
MettatonSEX: Goddamn that clashy cock...
Runner: ((So thats my take on the age old question))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( My internet then went out for 2 days )
Voice Hyper: ((Yeah.
Voice Hyper: ((RIP
Runner: ((What would happen if every superhero in the world tried to make a robot))
MettatonSEX: ((niiiiice
Voice Hyper: ((Were you that Guy-Temmie?
Runner: ((Answer: A fucked up Kleptomaniac snark that got sabotaged))
Gaster: Well. That was certainly interesting.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Yes )
Voice Hyper: ((Ah! I remember you.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I am disappointed with myself )
Ant: (( I think the first people I met in cau were like GFrisk(Tri) H20 and I think kubi(that was someone who was here right?) ))
Voice Hyper: ((It's fine.
Runner: ((Bob?))
Gaster: ((the REAL reason civil war started
Voice Hyper: ((You got better with your characters
Runner: ((Bob?!))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I was awkwardtem )
Voice Hyper: ((BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBB
Voice Hyper: ((yeah
Voice Hyper: ((awkwardtem
Gaster: ((i've always been gaster
Runner: ((Oh thank god))
Runner: ((Bob was an ass))
Gaster: ((except for when i was grillby once
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I came in like "OH BOY THIS IS NEAT *guffaws* EHEHEH *shit RP* )
Voice Hyper: ((I remember telling you "Oh yeah, more people are usually here"
Ant: (( The first charcter I ever rped was Napstablook then I made Ant with his fucking god guitar ))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I came on at 9 PM, 16 Jan 2016 )
Gaster: ((like my second day of CAU i thought "hmm, people seem to like my portrayal of gaster, maybe i should stick with him and develop him more."
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I thought the community was dead when you said that Frisky )
Runner: Also, Runner left a few things behind.
MettatonSEX: ((i was metta for months, even before the subreddit was made
Voice Hyper: ((The first character that I ever roleplayed was a series of characters I created in my head with my friends
Voice Hyper: ((they were fucking OP gods that tried to keep the peace of the world
Voice Hyper: ((10/10 edgy
Runner: Couple wired, bits of metal, and...gears. Of course, 33 heroes. And several villains, he's probably got tech from every time period in him.
Ant: (( I showed up when I saw one of the posts witha link to the subreddit ))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ".." He just stares at Ant.
Gaster: ((mv undertale was only out for two months when the subreddit was made
Voice Hyper: ((Yeah, I was browsing /r/Undertale, I found a post with the CaU subreddit on it
Gaster: ((... so i guess it's plural but whatever
Runner: ((My first character was a guy in an infinite timeloop))
Voice Hyper: ((A game was up, I was like "Ooh, this seems neat!"
Ant: (( I was into homestuck at the time and was like "I want online friends like in Homestuck" ))
MettatonSEX: ((i meant here for months, and before the subreddit
Gaster: ((yeah
Voice Hyper: ((Now, I watched Cards Against Humanity a lot then
Voice Hyper: ((and I was like
Voice Hyper: (("Oooh, I like this"
MettatonSEX: ((not months before the subreddit, though i did pick up darling
Voice Hyper: ((I went to a game
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( My first character, was, well, awkwardtem. I chose him because I didn't know what or how to RP back then. I was shit )
Voice Hyper: ((I decided to be Toriel
Voice Hyper: ((my first Undertale character I roleplayed was indeed Toriel
Voice Hyper: ((It didn't last for long
Ant: (( I knew nothing about RP but I think I did an okay job of picking it up ))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( awkwardtem is now Cinema. Cinema is now the recurring asshole )
Runner: ((I was originally Flowey Pot))
GN Austin: -Starts making another emerald statue-
Voice Hyper: ((Nobody really roleplayed too much
MettatonSEX: ((mettatonsex was because mettatonex and mettaton_ex were taken
Runner: ((That was fun for a bit, but it got boring being a constant asshole))
Voice Hyper: ((then uhhhh
Ant: turns and whispers to Entra. "What is he doing?"
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( My second character was Phoros. And I got into a ship. Hoo boy. )
Voice Hyper: ((I made the line 'Toriel: *slaps [insert name here] in the balls as a punishment!*'
Voice Hyper: ((It was hilarious
Entra: "Shhh just shut up and let it happen."
MettatonSEX: ((i was metta till at least february when i briefly rped vaati.
Voice Hyper: ((I decided not to roleplay Toriel anymore so I decided to trick others into thinking I was a new person
Ant: "Entra. You scare me. You need help."
Voice Hyper: ((this time I roleplayed Frisk
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * His lips accidentally lightly touch Ant's for a second. He pulls back immediately. "Oh!"
Gaster: ((does anyone remember teen frisk
Voice Hyper: ((then things went off from there
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Voice Hyper: ((i do
Gaster: ((they were NOT subtle with their thirst for toriel
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Runner: ((Tfw you realize you're actually still one of the newest members))
Ant: (( I was pretty much Ant forever until one day I decided I really wanted a character from Mega Man... ))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I was not prepared for RPing here, I had done crude roleplays with a friend but it could not compare with this )
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I've only been here for 3 months. I am too new. )
Voice Hyper: ((Nah.
Voice Hyper: ((I've been here for around five months
Voice Hyper: ((you're fine
MettatonSEX: ((i've been here since november
Voice Hyper: ((me too
Ant: (( I've been here since like late November or early December ))
MettatonSEX: ((this started in november
Runner: ((Mid December, I think I came here a bit after Tri))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( The character from Mega Man that Ant played ended up marrying a ghost )
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I was user #66. )
Gaster: ((i remember i had to tell you guys i was going to be gone a day bc of my birthday
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( BACK BEFORE WE HAD 100+ IDs )
Ant: (( I think I came in laharl came after tri ))
Gaster: ((he did
Ant: ((oh fuck that typo))
Ant: (( *december ))
Gaster: ((wait SHIT I READ THAT WRONG
Gaster: ((wheee
Ant: (( I came in December ))
Gaster: ((having a shitty brain is fun :))))))
MettatonSEX: ((only december? honey go come again
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( I came in January )
Voice Hyper: ((This has been the longest roleplay group I've been in
Voice Hyper: ((and I love it
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( same )
Gaster: ((same
Ant: (( It had to be december if tri didn't come until december because tri and h20 were like the first people I remember being there ))
MettatonSEX: ((i joined tjis group the day after i got my gf
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..." nevermind the fact that hiro just kissed ant kek
GN Austin: -is still on the couch-
Ant: "..."
Ant: just pulls Hiro in and full on kisses him
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( OMFG )
Gaster: looks over. "Well then."
Voice Hyper: ((OH MY FUCKING GRAHAM CRACKERS
Entra: *Seems proud of herself as if she somehow had something to do with it
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( OH MY FUCKING GLOPPY COCKGOBBLERS )
MettatonSEX: reverts to EX and passes out.
Gaster: Oh!
Voice Hyper: (("OH MY FUCKING GLOPPY COCKGOBBLERS" -Bloo, 2016
Gaster: picks up Mettaton.
MettatonSEX: ((great googly moogly
Voice Hyper: ((this RP community has certainly improved my roleplaying skillz by 1000%
Gaster: heads back home with his husband because he's got nothing else to do.
MettatonSEX: is in Sleep Mode.
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * He looks at Ant. "Nnn...did I get your name?"
Ant: (( Well take a jar of piss and call it grandma's peach tea ))
GN Austin: ((no))
Voice Hyper: ((no
Ant: (( Superman v Batman best movie ))
Ant: ((10/10))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( AAAAAHHHH )
Voice Hyper: ((Runner vs Superman best movie
Ant: "Ant."
Voice Hyper: ((10.5/19
MettatonSEX: ((well shove a hanger up my cunt and call me shirley
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "I love you."
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Well stroke my--nvm )
Runner: ((I honestly only watched that movie for Lex))
Gaster: tucks his husband in and gives him a gentle kiss, before changing into pajamas and climbing into bed.
Ant: (( shipped faster than Protoblook. Got amazon prime on that shit. Fuckin drone delivery ))
Voice Hyper: ((Well stroke my teddy bear and call me Roosevelt
Ant: (( Lex Luthor made the best Riddler ))
Runner: ((Ding ding ding ding ding ding))
Runner: ((ding ding ding ding ding ding))
Ant: (( He was a great character he just wasn't Lex Luthor ))
Voice Hyper: ((well slap my ass and call me sally
Runner: ((Yes, he was his son.))
Ant: (( You've been lexxed. You cannot be unlexxed ))
MettatonSEX: smiles, slowly managing to hug Gaster.
Ant: ((Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Forget about ships )
Gaster: smiles. "Goodnight, dear."
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( drones )
Gaster: ((WING DING DING DING DING DING DING
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hiro x Ant I drone it )
MettatonSEX: Gnight... I love you...
Ant: (( Next step is teleportation ))
Gaster: I love you too.
MettatonSEX: falls fully into sleep mode
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."
Gaster: ((i believe that's called love at first sight
Runner: ((The burnt ones always taste the best))
Runner: ((Marshmallows))
Runner: ((Steaks))
Runner: ((Hotdogs))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( brb
MettatonSEX: ((elsens
Runner: ((Tadashi Hamada))
Voice Hyper: ((my dick
Ant: (( Lex Luthor as played by Jessie Eisenberg playing Mark Zuckerberg while high on all the drugs ))
Voice Hyper: ((or my vagina
Voice Hyper: ((or my dick
Runner: ((He wasn't insane))
Voice Hyper: ((YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
Voice Hyper: ((MUAHAHAHHAA
Runner: ((He was eccentric. Like intelligent people tend to be))
Ant: (( So if I'm eccentric does that mean I'm smart? ))
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * "..."
Voice Hyper: ((Lex Luther: WELL SUCK MY THUMB AND CALL ME HIRO
GN Austin: ...
Ant: (( Because I am a weird little shut in ))
MettatonSEX: ((im going to bed, gn! sweet memes and dank dreams
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
Gaster: ((goodnight
Voice Hyper: ((gn mv
: ☲ Hiro Hamada: * ( Hirant is best drone )
GN Austin: ((gn
Ant: ( We've abstracted the internet slang too far )
Voice Hyper: ((Bloosky: *sits in the corner snapping photos of Hirant*
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Voice Hyper: ((hi b
Gaster: ((wow
Gaster: ((hi
Ant: ( Hi B. )
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Voice Hyper: ((B: eat my hot dogs and call me B
: ☲ R*: * (Kek )
B: ((Having a nice OOC conversation, I see))
Voice Hyper: ((Yes.
Voice Hyper: ((Very much so.
Ant: looks deep into Hiro's eyes
Gaster: ((i should probably write this claim letter i've gotta do for bcom
: ☲ R*: * ( hirant is a joke drone )
Voice Hyper: ((Hiro: * You see hell right through his eyes.
Gaster: ((which i couldn't do since my brain decided to SCREAM INTO THE VOID
B: ((Well S my D and call me B))
Voice Hyper: ((Hiro: * Literally hell.
Voice Hyper: ((omf
: ☲ R*: * You can see a glimpse of hell in his eyes.
Ant: (( too many levels of abstraction in addition to irony. We're basically speaking our own language at this point ))
B: ((irony is some weird shit))
Ant: (( Ant: Maybe this one will last longer than Charant- aaaaaand he's dating a limo now. Well cool. ))
Voice Hyper: ((gdi why do i love you all so much platonically
: ☲ R*: * ( <3 )
GN Austin: ((I love you all sexually...
B: ((some girl gave me blowjob advice the other day. I can't tell if t was a joke or if I'm now the sterotypical gay friend even though I'm not even gay))
Voice Hyper: ((Shit.
Gaster: ((... some random girl?
Ant: (( B is for Bi ))
: ☲ R*: * ( GNA then fucks a Gardevoir )
GN Austin: ((Godammit
Voice Hyper: ((Gardevoir is one of my favorite Pokèmon
B: ((Nah, someone in the weird fog between acquaintance and friend))
Ant: (( Cau had a farm eieio ))
Voice Hyper: ((I would tap Gardevoir
: ☲ R*: * ( i would too ngl )
Gaster: ((ah
GN Austin: ((Fun Fact: I used to have a crush on Gardevoire.
Ant: (( And on that farm they had some drones eieio ))
Gaster: ((so i'm in a room full of pokefuckers
Gaster: ((i get it
Gaster: ((you like you some pokeballs
Ant: (( With a lean lean here and a smooch smooch there ))
Voice Hyper: ((didn't we all want to fuck our Pokèmon
: ☲ R*: * ( Pokéfuckers
B: ((The semi-crush combined with her being with my old best friend just conpliacates things))
Voice Hyper: ((GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL
B: ((humans are weird))
GN Austin: ((My friend michael wanted some of that loppunny
: ☲ R*: * ( i had a fennekin once )
Ant: ((here a lean there a lean everywhere a lean lean))
Gaster: ((you're all full of sin
Voice Hyper: ((you're full of sin too <3
B: ((I'm not a pokefucker))
: ☲ R*: * ( aww frisky <3 )
B: ((I sin in other ways))
Ant: (( If you ain't sinnin you ain't livin ))
Voice Hyper: ((I remember the days when I thought <3 was an actual face
Gaster: ((damn
: ☲ R*: * Ant can see hell in Hiro's eyes. Like, actual hell.
Gaster: ((sudden craving for curly fries
: ☲ R*: * ( I want curly fries now )
B: ((YOU MEAN IT'S NOT A REAL FACE?!?! /s))
: ☲ R*: * ( where the fuck is my cash )
Ant: gets flashbacks to dying and being taken to actual hell
: ☲ R*: * ( Ant: your eyes are beautiful )
Voice Hyper: ((i want to fuck a Pokèmon, a goat, and the American dream
Voice Hyper: ((10/10
Ant: (( I can only get curly fries if I pretend to go to bed and then sneak out of my house with my wallet ))
Voice Hyper: ((So you're Neo?
Voice Hyper: ((lolno
B: ((David Bowie's dilated eye was caused by a fight with his best friend over a girl. Now all I need to do is get said friend to punch me over said girl and I'm David Bowie II))
B: ((it's foolproof))
: ☲ R*: * ( "Terra what the hell are you doing" "roleplaying" "okay then" )
Ant: (( My sinner theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP44xlm9TAY ))
Voice Hyper: (("Terra go get a keyblade and fuck Sora in the ass with it" "okay"
: ☲ R*: * ( 10/10 )
B: ((my friends all think I'm gay))
B: ((could be worse I suppose))
: ☲ R*: * "..."
Gaster: ((yeah they could think you're a furry
Ant: "What's with your eyes...?"
: ☲ R*: * "I don't know. What's wrong with them?"
Ant: "I...uh...I can see hell. Like, actual hell with fire and stuff"
Voice Hyper: ((i remember telling this kid "Yeah, that place is filled with furries" and this kid is like "what are furries"
B: ((Well, you know what they say about my birth state. Only two things come out of Texas))
Voice Hyper: ((I then just walk away like "fuck this shiiiiiit"
Voice Hyper: ((Guns and dildos.
Voice Hyper: ((That's Texas in a nutshell.
: ☲ R*: * He turns around. After a few minutes he turns around, looking at Ant, with normal eyes.
B: ((Steers and queers))
Voice Hyper: ((Steers and queers, guns and dildos
Voice Hyper: ((10/10 summary of Texas
B: ((it seems I'm only half bovine))
Ant: "I guess...they're back to normal..."
Ant: (( Ant can feel his sins crawling on his back ))
: ☲ R*: * "...Okay."
B: ((I share more of my life with Internet strangers than irl people. That's a little sad.))
Ant: (( I do too so... ))
B: ((Only two things come out of Louisiana: Gators and 'Baters))
Ant: (( I came out here but won't come out irl ))
: ☲ R*: * ( same
Voice Hyper: ((Two things come out of my part of Florida, that fucking crystal green water, and that fucking white beach
Voice Hyper: ((that's it
Voice Hyper: ((rip
B: ((Only two things come out of Alabama: Inbreds and methheads))
GN Austin: ((GNA: Who said Crystal Green
Voice Hyper: ((me
: ☲ R*: * ( GNA: Gardevoir get your ass over here )
Gaster: ((two things come out of michigan: cars and people who want to leave this fucking state
GN Austin: ((XD))
Ant: ((omf the top comment thread of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4dgpg9/the_skeleton_isnt_inside_you_youre_the_brain_so/))
: ☲ R*: * ( Things out of Washington: rain )
Ant: ( Rain and...uh...trees? Or uh...something... )
Voice Hyper: ((IT FUCKING RAINED FOR LIKE A WEEK STRAIGHT HERE ONCE
Voice Hyper: ((I MEAN
GN Austin: ((10/10))
Voice Hyper: ((DAMN, RAIN
Gaster: ((that sounds nice
Voice Hyper: ((BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH WATERING THE PLANTS
Gaster: ((i like rain
B: ((Only two things come out of Canada))
Voice Hyper: ((me too
Ant: (( are you proud frisky? ))
B: (("Eh"s and gays))
Voice Hyper: ((half and half
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( gardevoir cockblocks GNA )
Voice Hyper: ((o m f
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( "aww" )
Gaster: ((you can tell my town is small when this on the official town library page: http://prntscr.com/aoplzi
: Frisky [Voice Hyper] is now Frisky [Gallade].
Gallade: ((wowie
Ant: (( The town has a single website for just one library? My town has one website for every library in the county ))
B: ((today I got mad at a kid in Boy Scouts and told him the complex inner workings of a knot represented the path of my shoe through his rectum))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( REKT )
Gaster: ((wowie
Gallade: ((REKT
Ant: (( B. Sometimes you sound like a scary motherfucker tbh ))
Gaster: ((you guys wanna see a representation of me and my depression?
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( 10/10 hilarity )
Gaster: ((https://41.media.tumblr.com/d88448365c2bd3b77d3c7f144fcb6827/tumblr_no8xp5HN551rn7bzro1_540.jpg the guy in yellow is me and the guy in green is my depression
Gallade: ((i almost snickered at that image i'm sorry
B: ((Another memorable threat of mine:))
Gaster: ((don't be, it was supposed to be a joke
Gallade: ((yeah ik
B: (("I'll buy you a puppy, let you get attached to it, and strangle it with barbed wire")
Gallade: ((you'll never know if i'll make a joke of a yolk
Gaster: ((yeeeeeeeessssh
GN Austin: -Is asleep on the couch-
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( kek )
B: (("I'll open an umbrella in your large intestine"))
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Ant: (( I looked up my town and found a picture of the whaterfall in my town. But it's full of lies. The picture is colorful but that whaterfall is a boring grey piece of shit. ))
B: (("I'll hang you by your toenails and beat you with wet spaghetti"))
Smol Flowey: ((Yo
GN Austin: ((A Gardevoir, A Gallade, and GN Austin are in the same room... this will not end well))
Gallade: (("Here man, have some weed. -hands guy a handful of grass-" -Frisky, 2016
Gallade: ((hi slarv
B: ((ey slarv))
Ant: (( Im probably one of the least threatening human beings to ever exist ))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( "*smashes a sign into pieces in anger in front of 20 other people*" -Terra 2016 )
B: ((I'm not a scary person. I just like to get creative.))
Gaster: ((yo there used to be this kid who thought grass was a legit drug because the stoners kept referring to their weed as grass
Gallade: ((joy
Gaster: ((the funny thing is he actually managed to get them to buy some
Gallade: ((wowie
Ant: (( I can get creative as long as I don't have to show it to other people ))
Gallade: ((he must like getting a lil'..
Ant: (( I don't need them knowing how my mind works ))
Gallade: ((JOYFUL
Gallade: ((Slarv: *claps*
Gallade: * He strolls into the bar like a chill Pokèmon.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * She follows.
GN Austin: ((The Code Lyoko theme just came on my youtube playlist, now i'm crying, help))
Ant: ((Every image when you google my town is of the fucking waterfall because there's nothing else here that anyone cares about))
Gallade: |What the fuck is this place?|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * [help]
Ant: (( Oh shit I forgot about twin peaks. My town is semi famous ))
: Frisky [Gallade] disconnected.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( I can't type pipes on mobile )
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GN Austin: -wakes up to the sound of Gallade's voice- Hmm? Who said that?
Gallade: ((forward slashes
Gallade: |..What.|
Gaster: ((it was a magicarp
Gallade: ((then type uh
Gallade: ((more forward slashes
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
Gallade: ((and cut the magicarp
GN Austin: ...
Gallade: |..This is gonna be confusing, isn't it?|
Ant: (( The town next to my town IS Twin Peaks like from that show that no one watched in the 90s or some shit ))
Gallade: * He shuffles next to Gardevoir, trying not to fucking shank her.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \uh*
GN Austin: Woah! Real Pokemon... Is that a -blushes- G-Gardevoire...
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \uh\
Gallade: |Oh.|
Ant: (( Except now it's just where stoners live ))
GN Austin: ((I KEEP SPELLING GARDEVOIR WITH AN E AT THE END FUUUUCK!))
Gallade: |This Gardevoir is mine.|
Gallade: ((10/10
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \what?\
GN Austin: Wh-What are you talkin' about?
Gallade: |Shh.. the human likes you!|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * She looks at GNA. \well uh\
GN Austin: H-HOW DID YOU... Errr, I mean...
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i uh\
Gallade: |Uh.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \uh\
GN Austin: . . .
Ant: (( http://imgur.com/gallery/fHtfS ))
Gallade: |What the heck do we do, Gardevoir!|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i have no clue\
Gallade: |Eh.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( GNA starts flirting with the Gardevoir )
GN Austin: -just kinda sits there awkwardly- Wait Pokemon can talk?
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
Gallade: |We're psychic!|
Gallade: |That means we can talk in your head!|
B: (("I'll rip out your trachea and use it as a condom when I screw your mom" -B to a belligerent 12-year-old))
Gallade: ((omf
GN Austin: . . .
B: ((Sometimes you just have to stoop to their level))
GN Austin: You sure?
Gallade: |..Yes.|
Ant: (( I guess I have to go because my mom thinks I'm gonna die from looking at my computer too much or something ))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( bye )
Gallade: ((bye ant
B: ((The best part? He fucking loved it))
B: ((Bye))
GN Austin: ((bai
GN Austin: ...
: Ant [Ant] disconnected.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
Gallade: ((twelve year olds are obsessed with the insult "well I fucked your mom last night"
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \the human likes me?\
B: ((I'm basically my Boy Scout troop's fun uncle))
Gallade: |Looks like it.|
GN Austin: I...
GN Austin: Can explain...
B: ((Dunkle B?))
Gallade: |I dunno how that would work.|
Gallade: |I've personally never seen a trainer have romantic feelings for their Pokèmon.|
GN Austin: I'm not a trainer.
Gallade: |Oh! Okay.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...oh\
GN Austin: Also HOW IN THE BLEEDING HELL DID YOU KNOW!?
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \well uh\
Gallade: |We're.. psychic.|
Gallade: |Also, you were blushing.|
Gallade: |Yeah.|
GN Austin: DAMNIT! EVERYTIME!
B: ((There should be a Sleeping Beauty remake with Bill Cosby as the Prince))
Gallade: * He glances at Gardevoir.
Gallade: |Uhm..|
GN Austin: . . .
Gallade: |I've never experienced this before.|
GN Austin: ((GOD NO XD)
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i uh\
GN Austin: Me either...
GN Austin: This is awkward...
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i mean it is certainly different\
Gallade: (("SHIPPING POKEMON 101"
: B [B] disconnected.
GN Austin: Do you... like this?
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: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( "I EAT ASS" )
Gallade: (("PUT THEM IN DAH DAYCARE"
Gallade: (("THEN THEY FUCK"
Gallade: (("THEN AN EGG POPS OUT"
Gallade: (("AN OLD MAN GIVES IT TO YOU"
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \what do you mean by that, human?\
GN Austin: This isn't helping, is it.
B: ((In weeb language: ketsuo taberu))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME )
Gallade: |I feel jealous, for some reason.|
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Smol Flowey: is on the couch with an azzy on him
Gallade: ((hi dd
Smol Flowey: ((Hoi
Gallade: ((welcome to sin
Corrin: ((I got a nice two hour nap in
Gallade: ((cool!
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \[sub]i may like the human.[/sub] uh/
B: ((let's have a creative threat battle))
Corrin: ((Not good for when I need to be up in five hours, but meh))
GN Austin: Why, I don't think she likes me ba-- WAIT YOU DO!?
B: ((I'll play xylophone on your ribs with your mother's erect penis))
Gallade: |..Now I feel very odd.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \[sub]maybe[/sub] uh...\
Gallade: |I feel very jealous now.|
Gallade: |Moreso than before.|
Smol Flowey: ((I'll shove your head so far up your own ass that when you shit you'll sing fucking beethoven))
GN Austin: -his face is blushing more than your average asriel fan art-
Gallade: |I also feel awkward.|
GN Austin: ((Nice Earthbound Hack Refrence))
B: ((Eat shit faggots))
Smol Flowey: ((TL:DR Eat shit faggot
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\ She looked at Gallade. \what is the cause of you feeling jealous?\
B: ((
Gallade: ((I'll hang you on your eyelids and I'll stick two tweezers in your eyes and toss you in the fridge overnight.
Gallade: ((10/10
: Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey] is now King Garondorf [King Grumble].
Gallade: |..I do not know.|
King Grumble: enters the bar, grumbling
GN Austin: Oh jeez...
B: ((I'll use your eyeballs as anal beads in my weekly Boy George-themed orgies))
GN Austin: This is gonna get awkward fast.
Gallade: * There's a light blush on the Pokèmon's cheeks.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * She looked at Gallade. \do you...like me?\
King Grumble: grumbles
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Poke-human love triangle )
Gallade: * He rolls his eyes. |Psh, yeah?|
Gallade: |What's wrong with that?|
B: ((I'll shove you so deep into a grave you'll Blow Jobs))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
Corrin: ((I still love that name...oh shit I probably should somewhat get in character.))
Gallade: |You're a likable person.|
Gallade: |Er, Pokèmon.|
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: ☲ Gardevoir: * She blushes. \oh....\
Gallade: |Oops, haha..|
GN Austin: -Sees Ganon- What is this, Ninendo Land?
Corrin: ((...Or not.))
Gallade: * He rubs the back of his 'head'.
Gallade: ((what the fuck are we doing
Gallade: ((right now
GN Austin: ((A love triangle with two pokemon and a 13 year old kid
Corrin: is passed out in a chair, missing a hand but meh.
B: ((I'll make your foreskin the currency of a third-world country))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: you're holding back Gardevoir: SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME )
GN Austin: ...
Gallade: |..Err.. forgive me for making you and I feel awkward..|
Gallade: |I am sincerely sorry.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \uh....\
Gallade: ((Gardevoir: SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
GN Austin: -looks fine on the out side... but on the inside, he wants a flamethrower-
B: ((I'll take a sledgehammer to your waist until your hip is to be square))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Gardevoir and Gallade start to slowdance without music )
Gallade: |..We've been friends for so long, I don't even know what this new weird feeling is right now.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \yeah...it is certainly...odd.\
Gallade: |You know the human saying 'I've got butterflies in my stomach'? I'm feeling that right now.|
Gaster: ((austin/flamethrower confirmed
Gallade: ((^
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i...\
GN Austin: ((It's gonna be like the ending to FNAF3
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( ITS TIME TO STOP )
B: [font=palatino]I'll crush you between two loaves until you're almost as inbred as you actually are.[/font]
Gallade: ((You know, those games would of been decent if furries didn't draw porn of it. Or little kids didn't like it.
B: [font=palatino]-was practicing threats somewhere far off shut up-[/font]
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
GN Austin: ((Any game would be better if that was the case
Gallade: |Eh?|
Gallade: ((yeah
GN Austin: . . . I ' M S O H A P P Y F O R Y O U T W O
: ☲ Gardevoir: * She looked away from Gallade, slightly blushing.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...what?\
Gallade: * He looks away from Gardevoir.
GN Austin: I said I was happy for you two.
B: ((I'll
B: ((I'll go to sleep))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i feel like you did not sound very happy...\
GN Austin: No, I'm F I N E
Gallade: |Yeah..|
Gallade: ((gnight b
Gallade: ((rip sin
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( gn )
GN Austin: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/tH1Huup.png]GNA Right now[/url]))
Gallade: |W-What are you implying, human?|
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GN Austin: Not much mate.
GN Austin: What're you implying
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
Gallade: |Uhm.. you're happy for us. What doea that mean?|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \yes, what does that mean specifically?\
GN Austin: It means i'm glad you two are happy.
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Gallade: ((I never thought I would be roleplaying this shit
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( What is my life )
Gallade: |Oh! That's interesting.|
GN Austin: ((Me either
GN Austin: ((I like it.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
Gallade: |I'm glad you think we're happy, then.|
GN Austin: ...
Gallade: * He holds his 'arms' behind his back, sort of leaning on Gardie as he stares at GNA.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Fuck )
GN Austin: -Gives gallade an "I fucking know what you're doing" look-
Gallade: |..Huh?|
Gallade: ((what
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( I rested my head on my earbuds' volume up button... )
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( My ears are bleeding. )
GN Austin: (ouch)
Gallade: ((oh dear
: ☲ Gardevoir: * She lightly blushes, a bit irked from GNA.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
GN Austin: -If you look close enough, there is a literal fire in GNA's eyes-
Gallade: |Uh..|
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Gallade: |Are your eyeballs okay?|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \[sub]Gallade, is there something wrong with the human?[/sub]\
GN Austin: What are you talking 'bout
Gallade: |[sup]I don't know.[/sup]|
Gallade: |Well.. your eyeballs seem to literally have fire in them.|
Gallade: |Do you need medical attention?|
GN Austin: I'm not a fire type... I'm a rock type... -Creates an emerald with his hand-
: ★ Joseph: * "bruh"
Gallade: |..I thought humans didn't have types?|
GN Austin: J-Joseph, what do you want?
Gallade: |..Eh.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \this is peculiar...\
: ★ Joseph: * He disappears.
Gallade: |Yes, very much so..|
GN Austin: Indeed..
Gallade: ((shit my phone is at 14% which means I might have to go soon
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( oh no )
Gallade: ((my brightness is at zero though
: ☲ Gardevoir: * (Mine is charging currently at 14%)
GN Austin: ((ok))
Gallade: ((so it will go down very sl--
Gallade: ((wow
Gallade: ((ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( im on my phone rn )
Gallade: ((me too
GN Austin: -one of Gallades legs is trapped in emeralds, and they're slowly growing-
Gallade: ((we should wrap this up soon and continue the love triangle fiasco tomorrow
GN Austin: ((ok))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \Gallade!\
Gallade: * He looks down at his leg. A sweatdrop goes down his forehead.
: ★ Joseph: * He appears behind GNA. "bruh"
Gallade: |What the?|
GN Austin: -Looks at it- WHOOPS!
: ★ Joseph: * "the fuck man"
GN Austin: That was an accident.
GN Austin: My powers do that
GN Austin: -makes them shatter and disappear-
: ★ Joseph: * "because you like that gardevoir?"
Gallade: * He attempts to stab the emeralds off of his leg.
Gallade: * Oops.
Gallade: * Retcon that
GN Austin: That's not why...
: ★ Joseph: * He snaps his fingers and the emeralds disappear.
Gallade: |..I'm starting to think that you don't like me, human..|
GN Austin: Nonsense... I like [sub]almost[/sub] Everyone I've met.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * She gets a bit closer to Gallade. \...\
Gallade: |..Alrighty..|
Gallade: * He gets a bit closer to Gardevoir.
GN Austin: . . .
GN Austin: Well...
Gallade: |Hhm?|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...\
Gallade: ((GDA: I WANT TO FUCK THAT GARDEVOIR
Gallade: ((gardevoir: ...woah
Gallade: ((my phone is at 13% now
GN Austin: ((GNA:[s] Let's have a 3way[/s]
Gallade: ((oh
Gallade: ((wow
: ☲ Gardevoir: * Gallade wasn't lying when he said "This Gardevoir is mine"
GN Austin: Well then... What now?
Gallade: * He holds his 'arms' behind his back, shrugging.
Gallade: |Eh..|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( GNA: GDI *another gardevoir walks in* )
GN Austin: ((Ok, you two are free to go
GN Austin: ((XD))
Gallade: ((okay
Gallade: |Gardie, do you want to go now?|
Gallade: |I'm getting tired.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \sure...\
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \i am too...\
GN Austin: I'll go home too... but ler me leave you with a message...
Gallade: |Affirmative, human.|
GN Austin: B E W A R E T H E K I D W I T H T H E S T O N E H A N D S
Gallade: |What is the message?|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( Gallade and Gardie walk out "holding hands" )
Gallade: |..Oh.|
Gallade: |Okay.|
: ★ Joseph: * "bruh"
Gallade: |I will!|
GN Austin: -Turns into emeralds and shatters... so its a teleport kinda-
: ★ Joseph: * He looks at Gardie and Gallade. "i gotchu fam" He disappears.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \...this is odd.\
Gallade: * He glances at Gardie. |It is. We should come later, to find out more of this place.|
GN Austin: ((I'm gonna go... see ya guys
Gallade: ((Bye!))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( B E W A R E T H E M A N I N A P I N K S U I T
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Gallade: |For now, let's go home.|
: ☲ Gardevoir: * \Yeah.\
Gallade: * He walks back wherever, staying close to Gardie along the way.
Gallade: ((okay i'm tired as fuck rn
Gallade: ((so gn
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( i have a stomachache. Gn )
Gallade: ((sweet memes dank dreams
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Fintevious: Its quiet here
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Runner: Yes
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Fintevious: Good I like the quiet
Fintevious: -Moves to the piano and starts playing- i sit alone ans watxh yiur light. My only freind through teenage life. Everything I had to know I heard it on my radio.
Fintevious: You gave them all those old time stars Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry You made us feel like we could fly. Radio. So don't become some background noise A backdrop for the girls and boys Who just don't know or just don't care And just complain when you're not there You had your time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour Radio, Radio.
Fintevious: You had your time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour Radio, Radio. All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio goo goo Radio ga ga All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio blah blah Radio, what's new? Radio, someone still loves you! We watch the shows, we watch the stars On videos for hours and hours We hardly need to use our ears How music changes through the years. Let's hope you never leave old friend Like all good things on you we depend So stick around 'cause we might miss you When we grow tired of all this visual You had your time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour Radio, Radio. All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio goo goo Radio ga ga All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio goo goo Radio ga ga All we hear is Radio ga ga Radio blah blah Radio, what's new? Someone still loves you!
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Fintevious: (Anno domini?
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Fintevious: ((Youre up eearly
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((6:30 for me))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Tbh I'm usually up really early))
Fintevious: (Really? Isnt east coast time 530 right now?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nah))
Fintevious: ((nm then
Fintevious: ((I miss anything?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Not really, I don't think so, anyways."
Fintevious: ((mmkay, Fin is singing queen for some reason
Fintevious: ((thats all that I did today
Asriel_Dreemurr: is just sleeping, resting his head in the monstrosity of a Flowey.
Jeska or Jekas: -tied to the pole-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is Jeska awake))
Jeska or Jekas: wakes up-
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still asleep.
Fintevious: Hello there Jeska
Jeska or Jekas: ....
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Fintevious: You're quite the unique case -walks up to her-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Hm, Good morning, Fintevious."
Fintevious: Oh hello AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good morning, Jeska."
Jeska or Jekas: ....how did I get here?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not sure."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I guess you're kinda stuck here."
Fintevious: jj -tries to break free- I'm bonded?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess so."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "To be fair, it wasn't me."
Jeska or Jekas: .... who then?
: Yazan [Fintevious] is now Yazan [Jeska or Jekas].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also to be fair, you threatened to kill me."
Jeska or Jekas: You did the same to me
Jeska or Jekas: Actually you were trying to
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wasn't aware it counted as death."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I tried to apologize and let you go, and I felt terrible for doing it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But then you pulled the pistol on me."
Jeska or Jekas: Right....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then I went to sleep, and you were asleep next to me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think you have really bad sleep walking."
Jeska or Jekas: smells like shit to me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And then you asked to be tied up."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not making this shit up."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I couldn't make this shit up."
Jeska or Jekas: You mean she did
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your works not mine."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Words*
Fintevious: jeska, how did you break your conditioning so quickly?
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon did it for me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."
Jeska or Jekas: said something about life as a slave is no life at all
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You should thank her."
Jeska or Jekas: Why?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "she gave you free will."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Better person than me."
Jeska or Jekas: even though you don't want that?
Jeska or Jekas: I might end up killing her afterall
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, and you'll be on that pole for awhile."
Jeska or Jekas: You don't think I'll find a way to break out?
Fintevious: AD a word?
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to Fintevious.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have I been saying to wrong things?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: The^
Asriel_Dreemurr: The*
Fintevious: No, theres too many variables here to take into consideration to give correct directions
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska said there would be tools in that lab that could let Jukon take control."
Fintevious: there could be, I can think of two ways to do so
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Let's hear em."
Fintevious: hypnosis and lobotomy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't like that second one."
Fintevious: its not the best route, though it may work completely if done correctly
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I say we attempt Hypnosis first."
Jeska or Jekas: Don't I get a say in this?
Jeska or Jekas: got good hearing. Perfect clone remember?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not so perfect anymore."
Jeska or Jekas: I suppose not
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You seem to have failed whatever mission you were born with, remember?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Doesn't that make you a failure?"
Jeska or Jekas: I see what you mean now by that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "it's probably better if Jukon takes over before you make any friends."
Jeska or Jekas: What?
Jeska or Jekas: Wait hold on
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Jeska or Jekas: What do you think has been going through my mind as of late
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno."
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Jeska or Jekas: being someone else slave, having to follow orders to the letter, discovering free will for the first time ever, being stuck wtih someone else's memory and mind in mine
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry for being your master."
Jeska or Jekas: I get it
Jeska or Jekas: just please don't.. I don't want to die
Asriel_Dreemurr: ""...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hate making decisions..."
Jeska or Jekas: I won;t try to hurt anyone
Fintevious: she could be lying
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where will you go?"
Jeska or Jekas: I don't
Jeska or Jekas: know
Fintevious: how about a deal?
Fintevious: allow Jukon to take over temporary
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fintevious: this is your choice AD,
Jeska or Jekas: What? I don't even know if I could or how to
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Could you try?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Aslong as you don't die, I can... Deal with that..."
Jeska or Jekas: How do I know I can even trust you, you could try to prevent me from coming back
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I feel terrible."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like a terrible person."
Jeska or Jekas: -looks away- why do you want her back so much? she was a horrorible person
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But she changed..."
Jeska or Jekas: even though she made poor decisions
Jeska or Jekas: look how she died, what if that happens again
Jeska or Jekas: I go down with her
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She made that decision to save someone's life, Jeska."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because she cared about me."
Jeska or Jekas: had she waited, she might had not needed to die
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nobody is perfect."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How could she have known."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I didn't tell her, I hadn't seen her to tell her."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And then the next time I saw her she was in a body bag."
Jeska or Jekas: you know how she feels about you right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Very deeply and personally."
Jeska or Jekas: -sighs-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you able to talk to Jukon, inside of you?"
Jeska or Jekas: I feel like a child, I'm unsure about everything right now and nothnig is providing answers
Jeska or Jekas: I can
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you ask her what her opinion on that is?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The switching thing."
Jeska or Jekas: she want to see you again obviously
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know."
Jeska or Jekas: Can you untie me first?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How can I trust you?"
Jeska or Jekas: You can't
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you accepting the deal?"
Jeska or Jekas: Yes
Jeska or Jekas: -she walks forward-
Jeska or Jekas: I already undid the restraints
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think I can trust you."
Jeska or Jekas: seriously did you get someone whose into BDSM to do that?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I thought he'd be good at it."
Jeska or Jekas: -sits down- I'd say I was surprised, but that'd be a lie
Jeska or Jekas: he is not
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."
Jeska or Jekas: -takes in a deep breath-
Jeska or Jekas: any hints?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not even sure if it's possible."
Fintevious: relax your mind and body, if you feel something that seems like it is taking over, allow it, don't resist
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe try to clear your mind if thought, and think about it?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That works."
Jeska or Jekas: alright, just keep your end of the bargin
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I promise I'll get Jukon to do it."
Jeska or Jekas: -relaxes and starts breathing slowly-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can't guarantee it'll be quick the first time."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because she will most definitely tell me to not."
Jeska or Jekas: -gets into a meditative stance. A few hours pass by-
: Yazan [Jeska or Jekas] is now Yazan [Jukon?].
Jukon?: Kid?
Asriel_Dreemurr: just has been looking around during that.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon?"
Jukon?: -smiles- OW
Jukon?: holy shit is hurts to smile?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Weird."
Jukon?: has she ever used her facial muscles before?
Jukon?: -looks at AD- Well?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "other than talking, don't think so."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I missed you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is smiling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry I couldn't get you back normally."
Jukon?: this is the part where you run up and hug me as tight as you can
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her.
Jukon?: -hugs back-
Jukon?: I missed you so much, I was so afraid I would never see you again
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was too..."
Jukon?: I'm sorry about what I did
Asriel_Dreemurr: "it's not your fault..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should have made it clear that it was a metaphor..."
Jukon?: It was, I should have waited
Jukon?: -falls back onto the couch with him0
Asriel_Dreemurr: "you're gonna have to share that body."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's okay, right?"
Jukon?: We'll talk it out Jeska and I
Jukon?: she seems much more reasonable now
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell her I'm sorry."
Jukon?: She already knows
Jukon?: I'm pretty sure you say that more than you breath anyways
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles.
Jukon?: -is smiling with lying with AD- Right here is where I'm the happiest
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper died agin."
Jukon?: I know
Jukon?: -looks remorseful- I should have been there,
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay..."
Jukon?: I could have stopped it
Jukon?: And ....the kid too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He is alive now."
Jukon?: really?
Jukon?: It seems like no one stays dead anymore
Asriel_Dreemurr: points to melty flower monster.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He is that."
Jukon?: Well I guess that makes sense
Jukon?: you were a flower before too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was never whatever the fuck that is."
Jukon?: Yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: points to a small spot of tissue, that you could lie your head on.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't touch that part."
Jukon?: you know I'm gonna now right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's that?"
Jukon?: touch it
Jukon?: I'm a rebel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "he Moaned when I did it."
Jukon?: Ha
Jukon?: I wish I didn't have to let go
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You sound like me."
Jukon?: really? I ain't crying right now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shh."
Jukon?: Hey you mind not tell AA about me yet
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Jukon?: ((oi
Bondertale: (oi-eos)
Fintevious: -is at the piano playing a song-
Bondertale: toriel is still in her agianst-all-odds rest against joysmol. Frisk has managed to get asleep as well. Slightly ironically, Bazzy is the only one awake right now.
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Fintevious: Asriel -walks up to him-
Fintevious: do you have time to talk?
Bondertale: He looks at Fintevious. He sighs. "I guess now is when you give me an evaluation, too? Yeah. Let's get this over with."
Fintevious: -sits down- This is completely voluntary might I add. But we can start if you like. First off, how are you doing?
Bondertale: "...Ehhh...not great."
Bondertale: "I'm just...really wirried
Bondertale: "For mom. For Fanta. For the little me."
Fintevious: -writing down-
Fintevious: Yes yes...
Fintevious: who is your main concern right now though?
Bondertale: he scratches the back of his neck nervously.
Bondertale: "Fanta. Definitely. We've left her in there WAY too long. By this point, I'm just worried she's..." he shook his head.
Bondertale: "...
Fintevious: it seems that there is no end to that world, its starting to demoralize the others from going back
Bondertale: "Yeah. It's just nonstop disturbing and depressing. But we need to get her back. And we need to kill THE FUCK out of that flowey, or...whatever he is now."
Fintevious: lets hope for the best reagedless
Fintevious: moving on
Fintevious: your connection with Toriel and Frisk
Fintevious: how long has that been for
Bondertale: "Uh...i think a month or two, now?"
Fintevious: Hmm, where were you prior?
Bondertale: "Flower."
Fintevious: I see
Fintevious: now that you are back, how has your relationship been with your mother and Frisk
Bondertale: "Mom's just glad I'm back, though she's occasionally annoyed that I'm starting to act like Frisk. Frisk likes me a fair bit. But I guess I haven't interacted with them that much..." he looks down towards the floor.
Fintevious: do you feel like this bond of yours is restricting you i any manner?
Bondertale: "Not really."
Bondertale: bazzy is a lot more curt than tori and frisk, if you haven't biticed
Fintevious: (curt? and biticed?
Bondertale: (noticed)
Bondertale: (and curt is a word)
Fintevious: (thought it was a type
Bondertale: (curt kərt/Submit adjective rudely brief. "his reply was curt" synonyms: terse, brusque, abrupt, clipped, blunt, short, monosyllabic, summary;)
Fintevious: ((I lookded it up) sometimes people who are unable to have some distance from their family try to remain aloof and refrain from talking
Bondertale: "Interesting."
Fintevious: -lifts his eyebrow-
Fintevious: do you seek any kind of privacy from Toriel and Frisk at all?
Bondertale: "I mean, a little bit. But for the most part...i dunno. I feel alright."
Fintevious: You're likely getting close to early adulthood, it would make sense that you would want to see things for your own
Bondertale: "I guess. I mean...i don't know. My age is all out if whack."
Fintevious: how old are you?
Bondertale: "...uhhh...how long have I been Asriel? About 12, 13 years. How long has my mind been alive? Hundreds. What does my body say? Early, maybe late 20s. What do I feel like? Probably about 18."
Fintevious: that is a lot of time to pass through different forms. Are you able to comprehend and remember everything?
Bondertale: "Not everything. But..a fair amount."
Fintevious: is your history hard to deal with? Regrets?
Bondertale: "Yes."
Fintevious: I take it Toriel is not familiar with all of it
Bondertale: "Neither of them are."
Fintevious: have you talk to any of the other Asriels about it?
Bondertale: "Fanta a bit. But, well..."
Fintevious: it seems that there are a few of you here, I would bet they shared many experiences with yo-
Fintevious: right
Bondertale: "Hm?"
Fintevious: is there anything in particular about your past you might want to talk about?
Bondertale: "Well...i don't think their floweys had quite the same experience I did. I mean...I think I'm the only one out if all of us that had to deal with two people going through the underground. And I certainly never became that...'omega flowey' thing."
Bondertale: "No. Not really." his link weakens slightly when he says that, though it's been rhythmically weakening and strengthening this whole time.
Fintevious: what happened when Tori and Frisk journeyed into the underground and came across you
Bondertale: "I hid."
Fintevious: the entire time? even once they got to the barrier?
Bondertale: "Pretty much. Frisk isn't scary
Fintevious: how did they take the barrier down then?
Bondertale: "Toriel is. She's strong. She could have actually killed me. And with Frisk overriding my determination..."
Bondertale: "Same way asgore wanted to. Toriel has a monster soul. Frisk has a human soul. Asgore had six human souls. Do the math."
Bondertale: "They didn't absorb them, just...use them."
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Fintevious: so she whent through with Asgore's plan then huh
Asriel_Dreemurr: fell asleep.
Fintevious: ((no surprise there
Jeska or Jekas: -is sitting up-
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Bondertale: "I mean, she didn't kill anyone. But she broke the barrier with seven human souls, yes. She tried to get both humans and monsters eased into each other."
Bondertale: (#blameitonbarchar)
Fintevious: did they fight Asgore or anything?
Jeska or Jekas: ....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: said this at Jeskas general direction.
Jeska or Jekas: hmm?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "May I ask who you are right now?"
Jeska or Jekas: well I'm not in your arms right now and not facing you so
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."
Bondertale: "Nope. Toriel didn't even talk to him."
Fintevious: I assume the underground was abandoned afterwards, and you were left alone there until they found you
Jeska or Jekas: well you keep your end of the bargain
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Jeska or Jekas: how is this going to work now
Bondertale: "Pretty much. There were people that stayed behind. A few temmies. The riverperson. The regular monster here and there."
Jeska or Jekas: we talked, her and I
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"
Fintevious: did you interact with them?
Jeska or Jekas: couldn't really find an answer
Jeska or Jekas: no offense but I don't really want to be with you
Bondertale: "Uhhh...defjne interact."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Fintevious: talk
Fintevious: socialize
Fintevious: hang out, play games with, meet regularly
Jeska or Jekas: and what she wants, I don't
Asriel_Dreemurr: "yeah."
Jeska or Jekas: so what now then?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tough one."
Bondertale: "Then no."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon wants to be with me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I assume."
Fintevious: you became self reliant and independent then? its not always easy to readjust to being with others when you are alone so long
Jeska or Jekas: Yes, very much so
Jeska or Jekas: in fact I'm pretty much sure thats the reason she is still alive,
Bondertale: "...i killed them, Fintevious. I was flowey. It was pretty much all I knew
Fintevious: killed who?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She has to deal with you, only fair if you deal with her."
Jeska or Jekas: what are you saying Dreemurr?
Jeska or Jekas: if I recall correctly it was you that put her memories in my head
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, to be fair, she was thrown away and left to die for a new better model."
Jeska or Jekas: if anything I have all rights to purge her from my body
Jeska or Jekas: .....
Bondertale: "The people left. Have you not been paying-" Azzy sighed. "Stay calm. Stay calm."
Fintevious: so you killed the remaining people underground the?
Fintevious: then*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not saying be with me, I'm saying let Jukon be with me."
Jeska or Jekas: how far to do intend on taking it with her?
Bondertale: "All except the riverperson. They...know even more than they let on."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."
Jeska or Jekas: Because I don't want my body to be your cock sock
Asriel_Dreemurr: smirks a bit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think so."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not soon."
Jeska or Jekas: -grrr- I'm pretty sure she is rubbing off on me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why do you say?0
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Fintevious: eventually Tori, Frisk, and Fanta came to get you right
Jeska or Jekas: Because that is the first time I've said something sexual
Jeska or Jekas: I haven't even sweared yeat
Fintevious: yet*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So?"
Bondertale: "Fanta wasn't there, she just gave them the new soul for me. But yeah.".
Jeska or Jekas: listen how would you like if it you were sure that your thoughts were you're on, or what you said was even you
Fintevious: weren't*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."
Fintevious: I see
Fintevious: lets move on
Fintevious: not considering current events, what are your plans in life
Bondertale: "No idea. I haven't had time to think about it."
Jeska or Jekas: -looks at AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Need anything?"
Fintevious: did you ever think about them prior to everything? when you were a kid?
Jeska or Jekas: better life answers
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Life is unpredictable. And sometimes confusing."
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says that you've been through too much, you are someone that does not deserve what befalls you
Jeska or Jekas: says I should give you a chance
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I do deserve it."
Bondertale: "Not really. The underground isn't swarmed with options."
Fintevious: how about we talk about it now?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've don't lots of bad things."
Fintevious: A lot of people dream of fortune or fame. Have desires to be in movies or take part in great events
Jeska or Jekas: such as? and she says you've done more good than bad
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've told her, you should know."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I think she's exaggerating."
Bondertale: "Maybe if I wasn't...you know. Tethered to frisk and Toriel. I feel like all of our futures will be decided by the first person to get something going."
Jeska or Jekas: she said the time you took the last cookie from jar doesn't count But I do
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, she is hiding what I've done."
Fintevious: lets ignore that
Fintevious: simply think about what you would like to do
Fintevious: even I have wants that are impossible by my predicament
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not a good person."
Jeska or Jekas: Bullshit kid you are -grabs her mouth-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...well then."
Jeska or Jekas: I don't appreciate that Jukon
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I see Jukon said that."
Bondertale: "...i dunno. Maybe..." he looked down, wracking his brain.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've done worse then Jukon, I'll tell you that much."
Jeska or Jekas: I know what you're done Dreemurr
Fintevious: you've*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Fintevious: After everything, I would think you would like to find a nice life in a subruban area
Jeska or Jekas: at least you got to reset everything
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Bondertale: "...yeah. Probably. Something calmer. Not too intensive."
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Fintevious: settle down even?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm only alive because of frisk."
Jeska or Jekas: you....share Frisk's soul right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She knew what u had done, and still saved my life at the cost of her own."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes."
Jeska or Jekas: do you hear her?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hardly."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm starting to think I'm delusional when I do."
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Jeska or Jekas: -looks down- I wonder if I'm deslusional
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably not."
Jeska or Jekas: I feel like by now, one of us should be gone
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "As in you or Jukon?"
Jeska or Jekas: Her and I
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...This is the only way you both can be there."
Jeska or Jekas: how can two minds and spirits occupy the same body?
Bondertale: "Maybe gardening. Take after dad. Grow my own vegetables even. I dunno."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
Jeska or Jekas: -sighs- I don't know what to think Dreemurr
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It can be tough."
Fintevious: have you meet with Asgore since?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You will have trouble, it's only natural."
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says that we should go to a fight club and get into a tourney. Says it would help me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, I don't know."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe it will."
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.
Jeska or Jekas: she told me to do this
Jeska or Jekas: -winks her eye-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay then.@
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure it would help."
Bondertale: "Yeah, we've met up. Mom put up with him for a few days at a time."
Jeska or Jekas: We'll go later though
Jeska or Jekas: its not running right now according to her
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry for getting someone to tie you up."
Jeska or Jekas: tell them to go back to boy scouts to learn how to tile a knot
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They are like over 60 years old."
The White Wolf: -walks in- Doctor, you are needed-
Fintevious: -sighs very well
Bondertale: Basriel immediately got up. "Bye."
Fintevious: I would like to continue this another time
Bondertale: "Yeah. Sure."
Jeska or Jekas: I going to go on a walk
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alright."
Jeska or Jekas: I need to talk with myself
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bye."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell Jukon I said bye to her
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon asked me to do something that I'm not going to do
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What, hug me or something?"
Fintevious: -walks by Tori and pats her on the shoulder before he leaves-
Jeska or Jekas: you could say that
Jeska or Jekas: Bye
Jeska or Jekas: -walks out
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bye."
Jeska or Jekas: ((gtg, bed
Bondertale: tori twitches slightly at that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Jeska or Jekas: (see you in 7ish hours
Mk: (and thus, I don't have anything to do with btale right now)
Mk: (don't really have anything to do with mk either, but...eh.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bye, yazan))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Will barchar ever become see able to normal people?
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Mk: (yes)
Mk: (probably)
Mk: (though now I have the idea of her making, like, a vessel. And I like it. So...well see.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Because AD would be around her often.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, and lies down.
Mk: (tbh she's around everybody often. He wouldn't really need to come to her.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But he would willingly be around her often))
Mk: yawns, waking up WITHOUT falling off his slime this time
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He was attached to his Chara))
Mk: (yeah)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, MK."
Mk: (until she starts getting creepy. Which is a side I feel is being a little buried behind the 'mildly cute' one and 'occasional sardonic asshole' one. But, uh...its not gone.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like, to the point where he'd talk often to her, and go where she goes, if he isn't preoccupied))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kek))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Will she dislike me getting with the fish))
Mk: "Hey, Asriel." mk said, stretching as he stood up. He fished through his bag, taking out two granola bars. He tossed one into Jakob, still wrapped. They just ate the other one.
Mk: (it ain't her ideal, but she's down as long as he's happy)
Asriel_Dreemurr: How does she feel about the giant flower flesh monster))
Mk: (eh)
Mk: (she'd like it to be an Asriel again)
Mk: (girl has seen some shit, dude. It's hard to creep her out. )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is she pissed that an Asriel did that))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((To another Asriel))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ()with an ASRIEL in that Asriels mind))
Mk: (yyyyeah painflowey is pretty much the only Asriel she can work up a dislike for)
Mk: (but she'll probably instantly forgive him when she sees he's a cute gote kid now)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((for mudering two Asriels))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And trying to make an Asriel holocoust))
Mk: (They got better)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He still is trying to kill Asriels))
Mk: (I've made it clear she's not a very rational person )
Mk: (slash yandere ghost)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Good point))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She is trying to get Asriels to date eachother and watched hyper and ad do the do))
Mk: (and may or may not have a plan to get an Asriel as a vessel)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god))
Mk: (:) )
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Mk: (on a totally unrelated note, I'm sad that Fintevious never got to talking about why Azzy's got his connection so tenuous)
Mk: (totally. Utterly. Unrelated.)
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Mk: (hi again yazan)
Jeska or Jekas: ((Im limited on time
Mk: (you don't gotta do anything)
Jeska or Jekas: -Pops in quick and says to AD- oh and AD dont tell Erron
Jeska or Jekas: ((Ill get to it when im back
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((
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: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( hhhhh
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Smol Flowey: ((Hnnnnggggg
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GN Austin: ((3 2 1 lets jam
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Mk: ( *brass jazz music* )
Mk: (badass)
Mk: (i need to watch that shiw)
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GN Austin: (( i do too
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: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( ayy )
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Mk: (gardevoir? Ookay)
Mk: sure does exist.
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( its a bit of a story )
GN Austin: (Yeah)
Mk: (story time, :D)
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( i am on a road trip )
GN Austin: (And I'm in space)
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( its a poke-human love triangle )
Mk: (oh)
Mk: )(?)
GN Austin: ((A Gardevoire, A Gallade, and My Character GNA))
GN Austin: ((Don't ask))
Mk: is awake, unlike very one else. Was this couch just God's gift to all who sleep in His domain?
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( "Gardevoire" )
Barchar: first of all, MK, HER domain
: ★ Joseph: * bruh
GN Austin: ((DAMMIT))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( what? )
GN Austin: ((I keep spelling Gardevoir wrong))
: ☲ Gardevoir: * ( kek )
Mk: "...suuure am glad I came here. Just...hoppin'. It's a gas, smooth doggie. I don't wanna set the world on fire."
GN Austin: -walks in- Howdy fellas!
Mk: "Oh. Hi."
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: % Laurel: * She walks into the bar. "Hello!"
GN Austin: -he sits on the couch-
: % Laurel: * She also sits down.
Mk: "OH. You're new, I think."
: % Laurel: * "I was here once."
Mk: "Well, I haven't seen you before. I'm kid. C
Mk: They extended a clawed hand. "The slime is Jakob."
: % Laurel: * "Hello. I'm Laurel." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Laurel
Mk: "Huh. Cool." they looked around, sitting on Jakob. "Man, I remember thus place being a LOT more lively."
: % Laurel: * She nods. "Hm."
Mk: "Then again, I didn't use to stay here all day."
GN Austin: -just flips around an emerald in his hand-
: % Laurel: * ( GNA: GALLADE I WILL FIND YOU AND STEAL YOUR GARDEVOIR
: % Laurel: * ( Joseph: bruh )
GN Austin: ((no pls))
Mk: (gardevoir: "Maybe I wanna be stolen u sword-armed fuk" (
GN Austin: ((I'm gonna throw a major plot twist in this))
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GN Austin: ((Just watch))
Smol Flowey: ((Yo whattedo bitch
: % Laurel: * ( Gardevoir: i'm pregnant Joseph: the fuck, i dont think thats how it works )
: % Laurel: * ( Laurel; bruh )
Mk: (hi arg)
Mk: (hi slarv *)*
Mk: "Ah, dude, where'dja get that thing?"
GN Austin: Me?
Bondertale: tori is still in her improbably sleep near Joysmol. That thing about it being nightmare less? Jk, it's been a little slice of torture for the past 10 or so hours lol
Mk: "Yeah! That's a huge emerald!"
: % Laurel: * ( Gallade: lol human i fucked gardevoir )
GN Austin: Oh, I'm a geomancer... -Creates another one, and makes em' both vanish-
: ★ Joseph: * Five Josephs walk into the bar.
Mk: "Oh. I dunno if I should find that cooler or be disappointed."
GN Austin: -looks at the Josephs- Oh god no...
Mk: "OH, what the fuck?"
Smol Flowey: is awake, he can't sleep in fact, his eyes are permanently twisted open
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph looks at Joseph. Joseph looks at MK. Joseph looks at GNA. "It's complicated."
Mk: "I'm highly uncomfortable."
GN Austin: T H I S I S T H E W O R S T D A Y . .
Mk: (i mean, you can sleep with your eyes open. Just not well)
: ★ Joseph: * They all disappear.
GN Austin: oh thank fuck
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: ★ MATER1AL: * The bar door creaks open...and in walks a person with a black jacket and a John Cena mask.
GN Austin: hmm?
Mk: (wtf)
Mk: "What the fuck"
: ★ MATER1AL: * Their voice sounds...computerized. Kinda like the computer voices in Franku's videos. "Hello patrons."
GN Austin: aaaaah, okay... hi?
: ★ MATER1AL: * "..."
Mk: "You weren't made by the Frisk, were you?"
: ★ MATER1AL: * "I do not know the subject matter of which you are speaking of."
GN Austin: ...
: ★ MATER1AL: * "..."
Mk: "...good."
Smol Flowey: looks down at gotemom
GN Austin: . . .
: ★ MATER1AL: * ".
: ★ MATER1AL: * "..."
: ★ MATER1AL: * ( gtg )
Bondertale: she is pretty clearly not okay, but he's made of joy so he prolly don't give no fucks. She starts to wake up.
GN Austin: ((k))
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Smol Flowey: "Hello"
Bondertale: "...good morning, Asriel." she said, sitting upright.
Bondertale: "...would it be insensitive to ask how you were doing? I can make a guess, but..."
GN Austin: ...
Mk: "God, are confusing things just gonna walk in here then disappear like it's not even a fucking big deal? Is that my life now?"
GN Austin: It's been mine for quite some time now.
Mk: "I gave up roughing it out in the wilderness for this." they paused. "Actually, this is probably better."
GN Austin: I gave up living in a cartoon world...
Mk: "Now that's probably better. Probably." MK shrugged. "I dunno."
GN Austin: It's cool.
GN Austin: It was kinda weird knowing that people watched me though...
GN Austin: But I wonder, are people watching us here? Are people controlling every movement we make? All the dialogue we say? Knowing that I could just be killed off and replaced by another character in this sick charade...
GN Austin: ...
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GN Austin: Ne...Never mind.
Mk: "Eh. If so the person controlling me is an asshole." they fished a granola bar out of their bag, chomping into it. "
GN Austin: There might not BE people controlling us...
GN Austin: Maybe...
Mk: "Whatever."
GN Austin: Yeah.
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: ★ Joseph: * "i am always watching, darling"
GN Austin: AGH! WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph isn't there. He's watching.
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GN Austin: . . .
Mk: "...i don't..."
Mk: CWas this place always this weird? Did I just FORGET? "
GN Austin: I heard a voice... whatever, don't worry/
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Corrin: ((Hey Yazan.))
Corrin: ((Hows 5:30am treating ya?))
Jeska or Jekas: (Hey
Jeska or Jekas: (Sucks
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DamnDude: (( What a twist. ))
DamnDude: (( 5:30 always sucks ))
Jeska or Jekas: (The things i do for you guys
DamnDude: (( :D ))
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DamnDude: (( What the hell? ))
DamnDude: (( My spanish teacher put in a 0 for an assignment she never gave us. ))
Jeska or Jekas: ((Kick her ass
DamnDude: (( Gladly. ))
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DamnDude: (( ...but no, I'll just find out why this shenanigans is occuring, because it's one of the two things bellow an A grade wise in the class, but I still have a B after having hundreds on everything else. ))
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DamnDude: (( AD and MK :D ))
Mk: (tbh though it is pretty cool of you to take time out of your schedule to drop in here)
Mk: (you got lotsa shit to do)
DamnDude: (( ^ ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Mk: (i think they were talking but then ad was kill. )
Mk: (so then they weren't talking)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ye))
DamnDude: (( rip everyone ))
Mk: (oh, no, the characters weren't talking. We were)
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Jeska or Jekas: (Oi
Mk: (ah somebody oi'd me)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ayy))
DamnDude: (( wb ))
Mk: (yazan is a member of the order of the Knights who say oi)
DamnDude: (( Matey please. ))
Jeska or Jekas: (Actually Im just irish
DamnDude: (( That works too ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake, now, on the couch.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is aslo sitting up, now.
Jeska or Jekas: -Walls in- hello everyone
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jeska."
Jeska or Jekas: -Grabs a bottle of water and sits next to Ad
Jeska or Jekas: (Gonna switch to computer brb
DamnDude: (( I;ll be back, playing ToS with personal friends. ))
Bondertale: tori and frisk and Azzy are all chillin
Mk: is highly confused.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is just looking about.
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Mk: but at least they're not losing their innocence anymore. That went out of the question, like, 8 years ago.
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Fintevious: -walks in also-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who are you right now?"
Jeska or Jekas: you know who
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon?"
Jeska or Jekas: look at what I'm drniking and the fact I'm not hugging you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fair point."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How was your walk?"
Bondertale: Frisk Is very confused
Jeska or Jekas: It happened
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, no shit, Sherlock."
Fintevious: -sits next to Frisk- Hey whats going on
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I asked how it was, not if it happened."
Jeska or Jekas: boring
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says its time to go fight
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'd be glad to go there and watch."
Jeska or Jekas: lets go then
Jeska or Jekas: -gets up and heads to TK-421
Asriel_Dreemurr: follows.
: Monster Kid [Mk] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].
Jeska or Jekas: so what does Jukon just enjoy this? fighiting?
Bondertale: 'They're talking about Jukon. I'm confused.'
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno. She's good at it, and likes to puch stuff."
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Gallade: ((ayy lmao
Jeska or Jekas: -goes to a seedy looking place in the barzaar and goes to an underground room where a lot of people are in the room
GN Austin: -sleeping on the couch- z Z z
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, this is totally an illegal fighting ring."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Seems like a grat place here."
Asriel_Dreemurr: great*
Jeska or Jekas: -there are two guys beating the shit out of each other
Gallade: ((AD: Is this where people get fucked or some shit?
Bondertale: (fight Club?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "yeeep.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Great place."
Gallade: ((WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPLATOON
Jeska or Jekas: were not suppose to talk about this place
Gallade: ((HOW WEAK ARE YOU
Fintevious: well she doesn't want it going around, but Jukon is in there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh, I get it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Does fight club even exist here?"
Jeska or Jekas: were in a fight club sherlock
GN Austin: -wakes up- NOT THE BEES! Oh thank god it was a dream again...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I meant the mov- okay nevermind."
Gallade: (("NOT THE BEES!" -GNA, 2026
Bondertale: '...oh. Shit.'
GN Austin: ((It was yearbook quote.
Jeska or Jekas: -the fight ends and the ring master says, "We got any new challenegers!?
Bondertale: 'I knew she was, but she's, like...actuwlly THERE now?'
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says you should jump into the ring
: Frisky [Gallade] is now Frisky [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck it, why not."
Jeska or Jekas: shes telling me to push you in
: ((i hope nobody saw all that fucking sin yesterday night
Asriel_Dreemurr: says that he would like to challenge.
: (('cause there was a lotta sin last night
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((brb gotta look in boden))
Jeska or Jekas: ((me too
: ((AD
: ((IT WASN'T IN BODEN
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((oh))
: ((IT WAS IN THE MAIN CHAT YOU FUCK
GN Austin: ((What are you talkin' about?
: ((lel
GN Austin: ((oh that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell Jukon if I die I'm gonna kick her ass in hell."
: ((i blame hoodini
Jeska or Jekas: she said don't die
: ((actually houdini or fuckdini
: ((or shitdini
GN Austin: ((Fuckdini did 7/11
Jeska or Jekas: -walks in front of AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: rolls his eyes.
Jeska or Jekas: -sigh- I'll go instead
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, I can do it."
: Bondertale's connection timed out.
Jeska or Jekas: if you win I'll have to fight you next
Asriel_Dreemurr: "ah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds like a great idea."
Asriel_Dreemurr: stands back and watches.
Fintevious: some how they are split inside that body, Jeska and Jukon
Jeska or Jekas: -walks into the ring-
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Jeska or Jekas: Ring Master, "Whose this? We got a fish jumping into the ring! I bet she won't last 5 seconds!
: ((howdy motherfucker
Runner: ((Subtly hints to Runner being a robot by constantly making references to robots with him.))
Jeska or Jekas: Hey I'd suggest to place all your money on me Dreemurr
Runner: ((Still feels like a shitty shamalan twist))
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon said that
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: also does this.
Bondertale: (those hints are clever, but they don't work if you say it out loud)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Then Jukon takes over and throws so AD loses money))
Bondertale: (pff)
Bondertale: (that's one problem with subtle hints in an rp format like this)
Jeska or Jekas: -the opponent is some steroided muscle freak whith robot arms-
Bondertale: (nobody notices them at first, and nobody remembers them when you do the reveal)
Bondertale: (and nobody goes back to see them afterwards)
Runner: ((Yeah, I made a few references to it IC, which could've been figured out if anyone bothered to think about it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jesus christ, that thing is a beast."
: * A man in the fight club audience shouts, "DRUGS ARE BAD MISTER"
Runner: ((But I didn't want to just fucking yell it out))
Jeska or Jekas: Ring Master, "LETS WATCH A SLAUGHTER SHALL WE
: ((i make subtle hints all the time
: ((it makes me go insane
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good luck, muscle dude."
Asriel_Dreemurr: smirks.
Jeska or Jekas: -he starts swinging and jabbing at her, she simply dodges-
Bondertale: (some subtle hints will be made about things involving azzy)
Jeska or Jekas: -she drops down between a throw and comes up with a cross counter to his face, knocking him out insantly-
Jeska or Jekas: -the crowd goes silent-
Bondertale: (which ad has probably figured out by now because I gave him some not so subtle hints but I dunno about y'all)
Asriel_Dreemurr: shuckles in the silence.
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles*
Jeska or Jekas: Ring Master: da fuc?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet on her, do I get my prize money now?"
Runner: ((I'm really good at doing the small things that make characters))
Runner: ((Little details))
Jeska or Jekas: -walks up and grabs the money from the Ring Master- We done here?
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess so."
Runner: ((Random shit that isn't too big but its there. Like how if anyone notices all my 'immortal' characters all share a tic))
Jeska or Jekas: Any one else wanna get laid flat on their ass?
Runner: ((I've always believed that if you're immortal, you eventually just develop some kind of tic to keep you sane. Editor had a habit of snapping his fingers, FFrisk sings. Etc))
Runner: ((Even Flonne had a habit of))
Runner: ((Err))
Runner: ((Heavy Drinking))
Jeska or Jekas: -no one walks up- alright then -walks to AD- lets get out of here
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, bye, evryone."
Asriel_Dreemurr: waves to the crowd behind him.
Jeska or Jekas: -leaves with AD, no one knows what do think about what happened, they are just muttering
Jeska or Jekas: -some guy yells out, "See you dude" to AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That was fun."
Bondertale: (and barchar has a habit of being g a possessive yandere ghost :D)
Bondertale: (though she doesn't need anything to keep her sane. That shit has taken its course. )
Fintevious: its a work in progress though, feel free to talk to her thouigh
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says I made it too easy
GN Austin: -Whistles [url=https://soundcloud.com/no-no-50/megaman-3-whistle-concert-protoman-theme]"The Protoman Theme"[/url]-
Bondertale: Frisk nodded. Basriel looked at Fin. "Oh. You're back."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, you could have toyed with them."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "But I think we just made a huge profit."
Fintevious: -never left-
: ((AD: I mean, I can buy all the sex toys with this money.
Jeska or Jekas: the point of fighting is to quick resolve the fight as soon as possible
Fintevious: (nm)
Bondertale: yes he did you gingus Shin took him back to his dimension
Fintevious: did you want to continue aD?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Jeska or Jekas: (its dingus you gingus
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Fintevious: Asriel*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did you enjoy that?"
Jeska or Jekas: also it was too easy, none of those brutes knew how to fight
Jeska or Jekas: a bit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He was just jacked up with a lot of performance enhancing drugs."
Bondertale: (i use 'gingus' because I'm a gingus)
Bondertale: Bazzy sighed. "I think we need to."
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says hes over compensating for the fact he has a small dick
Asriel_Dreemurr: laughs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh..."
Fintevious: -sits next to Bazzy- something you want to talk about?
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Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says there is a good pizza joint up ahead if you are famished
GN Austin: -stops whistling to get a drink-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I'm kinda hungry."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna go there?"
Jeska or Jekas: they bake the pizza wtih sweet potato
Jeska or Jekas: sure why not
GN Austin: -Gets a Sprite from Grillby and heads back to the couch-
Bondertale: "No. Frisk is just pressuring me to." frisk gave Fin and Azzy an innocent smile.
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks with Jeska to the pizza place.
Jeska or Jekas: -sits down and calls for a waiter- whta kind of pizza do you want, Jukon says get a supremee
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, I'm more of a pepperoni guy."
Jeska or Jekas: Pepproni with sweet potato crust bits
Jeska or Jekas: -the waiter talks off-
Fintevious: where were we?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You gonna have any?"
Jeska or Jekas: Yes
Fintevious: did Frisk say any reason why we should talk?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of the pizza?"
Jeska or Jekas: I will have a few slices of pizza
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Runner: ((Y'know how theres iron in blood))
Jeska or Jekas: -the waiter returns in a like 20 minutes with the pizza-
Runner: ((Well y'know swords forged from the blood of their enemies. Well, y'see, you'd need to kill about 400 people for that))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thank you."
Jeska or Jekas: -grabs a few slices and startes eating-
Asriel_Dreemurr: eats aswell.
???: -A mysterious figure enters the bar-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, how is Jukon? Is it annoying to have two people inside yourself?"
Jeska or Jekas: -the chair Jeska was sitting on craks and breaks-
Jeska or Jekas: Shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was that?"
???: -looks at GNA- I'm looking for an "Erron." Do you know him?
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GN Austin: Unfortunately... I do.
: Bondertale's connection timed out.
: ((wowie
Jeska or Jekas: A chair breaking under my weight from the looks of it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You cannot be that heavy."
Jeska or Jekas: -the waiter comes with a new chair-
Jeska or Jekas: I weight 350 pounds
Erron (AAsriel): Guys, holy shit! I found a turtle outside! -Sees ???- Who's this?
: ((<350 pounds
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jesus christ."
Jeska or Jekas: -sits down-
: ((that's a lot of muscle
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???: . . . Hello old friend. Remember me?
Jeska or Jekas: its the matter of density in my muscles and bones
Bondertale: "Uhhh...something about our...connection." as he said that, he looked awkward and turned away.
Jeska or Jekas: that is why I was able to knock out that guy in one hit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."
Runner: ((My dashboard))
Runner: ((Has become homestuck))
GN Austin: That voice... It's you... [i][color=red]Ch-Chara!?[/color][/i][color=red][/color]
Jeska or Jekas: than and my bones are actually are laced with metal
Jeska or Jekas: that*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh holy hell then."
Jeska or Jekas: suppose to be someone's idea of a perfect clone
Fintevious: yes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: nids.
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods*
Bondertale: "...What about it?" he decided that the game he'd play was acting oblivious.
Robo-Chara: -Uncloaks herself to reveal a Robotic Chara- Yes... Frisk Revived me...
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Fintevious: your bond with Toriel and Frisk tends to pulse
Barchar: OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
GN Austin: Plot twist up in this bitch!
Bondertale: "...Huh. That's weird."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Erron (AAsriel): But, why? I thought Frisk didn't have the key to the mountain home.
Robo-Chara: Speaking of... you're gonna need a new front door.
Fintevious: it seems to get weaker and stronger depending on your emotions or if you are trying to
Erron (AAsriel): Damn it, Frisk.
Runner: "I'll take that." Said the Runner, dodging another posse of Superheroes trying to tame their ol' rogue robot. What was he taking? Why, Kid Flash's metal leg. Yes, he stole a superheroe's prosthetic leg. And was running off with a sarcastic chuckle. Maybe he'll get lucky an-oh, theres the door, sweet. "Seems like my escape is here, bud!" Stick a leg out, it's amazing how all that speed force goes to hell when you just trip him. Fuck you Barry Allen, and your little metal sidekick. Nevertheless, and backflips through the anydoor, landing in the bar as the door closes and locks.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, this got awkward."
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon just called me a fatass
Bondertale: "Trying to? N-no, why would I do that?"
GN Austin: -Erron, Chara, and GNA Stare at runner-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why?"
Erron (AAsriel): What the hell?
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GN Austin: Is that a leg?
Fintevious: considering how reserved you are, I would say to hide sometthing from them
Runner: Runner tips his hood to the three. Keep in mind you can't tell he's a robot unless you know beforehand, that hoodie does wonders. "Yes, yes it is."
Jeska or Jekas: I think she is making fun on my weight
GN Austin: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, it's her weight too."
Robo-Chara: Nice.
: (("IT'S ME A ROBO-CHARA"
: (("I AM TERMINATOR"
Jeska or Jekas: shes says, shit
: (("HASTA LAFUCKSA BABY"
Jeska or Jekas: hows the pizza?
GN Austin: ((*T2 JUDGEMENT DAY THEME*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pretty good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you like it?"
Bondertale: "N-no, I...i don't have anything to hide from them. Maybe it's just weaker because I wasn't part of the initial bond. I'm a third wheel, ya know?" "
Runner: "What about it?" He says, shoving it in his ever-present giant bag.
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GN Austin: Just askin'
Bondertale: ("Asriel, I'm a therapist, I know how to detect a lie.")
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Fintevious: so condisering your relationship with Fanta, your age, your aggression, and your reservation, it seems like you are trying to get somewhere out of sight
Jeska or Jekas: it was good
Asriel_Dreemurr: "aGlad you liked it."
: (("Now can you taste my ass? It tastes like that pizza, too."
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says there is a good view of the captial from here
Runner: He moves over to the couch, idly taking off his sunglasses and placing them next to him. Good thing he has fucking gloves. Metal hands would ruin snglasses.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna go see it?"
Jeska or Jekas: Why not
Bondertale: "H-how does getting I to a relationship back that up?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, and begins to leave.
Fintevious: most people want to have sexuail intercourse out of sight of others,
: ((-puts on singlasses-
: ((hoo boy
Jeska or Jekas: -leads AD to a tower- can you climb well?
GN Austin: ((-Walks out- Nope...))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
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Jeska or Jekas: -starts climbing straight up the tower-
GN Austin: ((I thought A Poke-Human Love triangle was the weirdest thing i've seen...))
Bondertale: "I...thats barely even a thing in my mind. I can't do it, with the bond!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to clib with them, probably getting up.
GN Austin: ((Now Fin is giving Asriel "The Talk 2.0"))
Fintevious: which is why the bond gets weak from time to time, to mask your presence and intentions
Bondertale: "...eehhh...partly."
Jeska or Jekas: -eventually they get to the top-
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon just told me there was a stair case this entire time
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks tried as they reach the top.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell her to go fuck her self..."
Jeska or Jekas: shes laughing
Erron (AAsriel): Why have you come back Chara?
Robo-Chara: Idunno.
Jeska or Jekas: -looks out to the view it over the capital, Asgore's castle.
Erron (AAsriel): Oh...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Pretty cool."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This looks like a spot where in a movie, it would zoom in on the two in it, and they would satrt making out."
Runner: (( A group of US Army special agents is tasked weekly with saving the world. To avoid detection they go deep undercover, riding around the world in an old van called the Mystery Machine. ))
Fintevious: so you are then. why haven't you tried to talk to Toriel aboiut the bond
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon wants to take over
Robo-Chara: So... My creator died... That sucks.
Erron (AAsriel): She was being a bitch, she wanted to take over the world.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can she?"
Jeska or Jekas: -sits in a mediative stance and after awhile-
: Yazan [Jeska or Jekas] is now Yazan [Jukon?].
Bondertale: "Because...im okay with it. And it's not like she can break it. Not without some...freaky soul power. I just...they don't need to know what I've seen. What I've done. What I feel."
Erron (AAsriel): I ended up dying with the kid over there... I was asleep, but he felt every second of it.
Jukon?: -stands up- hey kid
GN Austin: Fuck you, Erron.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jukon."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How is being in there?"
Robo-Chara: Hmph, neat.
Jukon?: enjoy your time with Jeka?
Bondertale: "I'm okay with talking about it, but them experiencing it through my memories? They don't need that. Nobody needs that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jukon?: its kind of like watching a moive
Jukon?: it helps that Jeska isn't surpressing me anymore
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool."
Fintevious: I see, this is something you don't want them to know about it.
Fintevious: with the bond though, isn't it likely to happen at some point?
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs her.
Jukon?: -hugs bak-
Bondertale: "It's not something I want them to know about on that deep a level."
Jukon?: -back*
Bondertale: "Exactly."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((brb))
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Jukon?: (k
Fintevious: At some point you'll have to confront them about it
Fintevious: do you have any idea how you will?
Bondertale: "Which is why I try to suppress it. If one if them goes poking, I'll let them in, but...they don't need to see all that. Not like I have."
GN Austin: ...
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Bondertale: "I don't know. I keep thinking that I really should let go of it. But then there's just this little voice in the back of my head that tells me that, no, I'm doing the right thing, this is best for all of us."
Barchar: Fin sees tattered remnants of a soul floating around Azzy, seemingly no body attached
Fintevious: this bond is your life, should it be lost you all will die
Fintevious: whats this -moves his glasses-
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Jukon?: you know that there are remainf of a soul floating around you right now correct?
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Jukon?: ((sorry that was Fin
Fintevious: you know that there are remainf of a soul floating around you right now correct?
Robo-Chara: So I guess i'm here now.
Erron (AAsriel): Cool
Bondertale: "What?"
Barchar: at that, it floats rather hurriedly away
Jukon?: ((brb bathroom
Bondertale: "...yeah,i know that. I'm not saying g it should go away. Just that maybe they don't need to know everything."
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: ((hi bloo
GN Austin: ((ey bloo
: ÷ KiCR: * ( hi )
Fintevious: it would be a mistake to take the lives of everyone simply to block out those memories
Fintevious: huh that soul is now gone
: ((KiCR = Kids in Cunt Raids
Jukon?: ((so why is Erron going to hell now?
: ( damnit )
: ( "k"ei "c"a"r")
Bondertale: "I'm not going to do that, Fintevious. It's not like this is going to shatter the bond. I think."
: ((10/10
: ( or kids in cunt raids but )
GN Austin: ((I dont know
: ((kids in cunt raids is better
Fintevious: its quite the risk, are you completely sure of that?
Fintevious: because it doesn't sound like you are
GN Austin: ((Why is GNA Going to hell?
Jukon?: ((wasn't a plot point you man as to why Erron survived being vaporized by Jeska?
: ( gkgkdsdhdggggghhhh )
: (( 乁( º ツ º )ㄏ
GN Austin: ((Yeah
Bondertale: "I-i mean, it's not like any of us are weaker! Just...its fine. Okay? It's fine."
: ((GNA: THE THOUGHT OF TOUCHING GARDEVOIR'S ASS KEEPS ME ALIVE
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( GNA: HNNNNNNG )
GN Austin: ((Y tho
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( brb
Fintevious: you are dangling with your connection, this might have permanent effects to the connection. Simply saying its fine doesn't mean it is
Fintevious: -always talks in a passive voice when being a therapist-
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( kek
Bondertale: "...i just...somehow letting it go just feels...weird. I don't know how to describe it. It just feels like I'm doing something wrong. And I don't know why."
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( GNA: I FAP TO NUDE DRAWINGS OF GARDEVOIR )
: gallie ((GNA no
GN Austin: ((no pls
: ((fuck
: ((i messed that up
GN Austin: ((you have crossed the line if there is one.
Gallade: ((GNA no
GN Austin: ((i didn't do that
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( gardie and gallie fuck the end )
GN Austin: ((They do it just to piss GNA off
Gallade: ((Gallie: then we can have kids lel
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( but gardie's known gallie for a "while" l
Bondertale: (haha whaaaaat nobody does that with gardevoir)
Fintevious: the point of history is to ensure the mistakes of the past are never duplicated, but that means its important to remember every detail -pulls out his pictures and flips through all the war and atrocities he has been to-
Bondertale: ( *closes, like ten tabs* )
Bondertale: (nobody. )
Gallade: ((|Indeed.|
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( i bet that )
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( those 10 tabs were gardie porn )
Fintevious: you should forgot about it, but there is a point in which you will need to stop letting it hold you back
Bondertale: "I doubt that in history, somebody's souls got put into a bond with somebody else's, and somebody tried to weaken that bond to hide something g awful and then the bond snapped."
: (( |don't do anything to my gal|
Bondertale: (that was the joke yes)
GN Austin: ((I half want to put Roy from Fire Embull as a character.))
Bondertale: And by joke I mean real life because gees gardevoir is the only Pokémon I'd fuck but I'd do it((
GN Austin: (([s]same fam[/s]
: ((I would fuck Gardevoir
Jukon?: (("...i just...somehow letting it go just feels...weird. I don't know how to describe it. It just feels like I'm doing something wrong. And I don't know why." was he refering to his past or his connection
: ((Gardevoir is fucking hot
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( ngl i would fuck gardie too )
GN Austin: ((Everyone here would fuck a Gardevoir.
Bondertale: (he was referring to letting the connection actually, like, flow all normal-like(
Bondertale: (tbh everyone period would fuck gardevoir)
Bondertale: (and more people would fuck her if they made gallade at the same time as her so that male gardevoir weren't a thing)
Bondertale: (cause I'm, like, 99% certain that that would be the casd)
Jukon?: ((okay that sounded more like a past question
Jukon?: ((statement
Fintevious: -retcon that part-
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( kek
: ((Gallie: |you're very hot| Gardie: |ok. can you please come with me to the pool so i can cool down?| Gallie: |that is unfortunately not what i met but okay|
Bondertale: (ya I was kind confused why he was bringing that up lol(
: ÷ Gardevoir: * \...\
Fintevious: I doubt there is a proper way to manage a soul bond
Bondertale: (gallie: "That is not what I meant but it does get my goal at least partially donec)
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( gardie: (Blushes deeply.) )
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: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( ayy ad )
Jukon?: ((I thought he meant that we was allowing his past to hold him back
: ((ayy ad
GN Austin: -sitting on the couch whistling the Splatoon "Kid Squid" Commercial Song.-
Jukon?: ((I wouldn't fuck a Gardevoir
Bondertale: "Right, it's just...like, it's PROBABLY best for me to stop urpressing it, but it just feels like I'm doing something wrong when I do. Like, somebody's yelling at me, even though there's nobody there. I don't know."
Bondertale: (don't lie)
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( frisky it is time for love triangle fiasco )
GN Austin: ((liar))
Asriel_Dreemurr: must have returned with Jukon.
: ((you know you want that mega gardevoir ass
Jukon?: -still in the tower-
: ((also sure bloo
Asriel_Dreemurr: nvm then
: ((spread the fucking sin
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jukon?: ((I'd rather have Undyne
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( i would fuck undyne too )
GN Austin: ((fair enough
Bondertale: (undyne is a close second in 'fuckable game characters' )
GN Austin: ((but zero suit samus tho
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What's numero uno))
GN Austin: ((samus.
: ÷ Gardevoir: * ( gardie )
GN Austin: ((ih
GN Austin: ((oh
Jukon?: the movie thing you mentioned
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
: ((undyne would be so wet that i wouldn't know if she is 'wet' or not
: ((she's a fish
Jukon?: I prefer the pornos over the romanic comdies anyways
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( twice the ass )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your point?"
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallie: AAAHNNNNNNG )
: ((Mega Gallade is like the prince that saves the princess
Jukon?: ((plus I prefer something that has sentience over being only able to say its FUCKING NAME
Jukon?: No point, just a joke
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( fair enough )
GN Austin: ((fair point
GN Austin: ((What about Bayonetta?
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( omg bayonetta )
GN Austin: (( ;) ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
: ((doesn't gardevoir/gallade speak in your head with telepathy
Fintevious: likely because there is
: ((i dunno
Fintevious: that soul I just mentioned
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I really hope that if we actually get together that if Hyper were to come back he wouldn't be pissed."
Fintevious: left when I called it out
GN Austin: ((Let's just have everyone hear them
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She enters the bar. Maybe with Gallade.
Jukon?: theres a reason why I'm not ripping your clothes off right how
GN Austin: -waves at her (And gallade if he's there)-
Jukon?: and it ain't Jeska
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
Bondertale: "...hm."
Gallade: * He enters the bar with Gardie, blushing ever so slightly.
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * (GNA: I HAVE AN ERECTION)
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans over whatever railing is there, and looks out to the castle.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This timeline is pretty beautiful."
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\
Barchar: "Stupid...dreaking...Chara. How was I supposed to know he could see me with those?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Minus all the crime."
GN Austin: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEl96I_4PuI]relevant[/url]))
: |It appears that we meet again, human.|
Jukon?: -does so too- It is, no shitty cities, great landscapes,
Bondertale: (that was what I was thinking)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
GN Austin: Yeah, i guess
Jukon?: plenty of treasure too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Was that you, when I was fighting that weird human skeleton guy?"
Jukon?: gonna start that gig again soon
Gallade: * He keeps on glancing at Gardie's 'dress'.
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: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She leans on Gallie a bit, blushing.
Jukon?: what?
: Frisky [] is now Frisky [Gallade].
Smol Flowey: ((Ayy
Gallade: ((ayy
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( GNA: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I fought the guy who created you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I heard you speak to me."
Jukon?: WDG? I know of him tanks to jeska
Jukon?: I don't remeber
GN Austin: . . .
Asriel_Dreemurr: "must have been my imagination."
Asriel_Dreemurr: me
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.
Jukon?: you starting to go crazy on me?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hear things sometimes."
Runner: ((The aliens have come. We've lost. Theres only one chance left))
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, not often, but occasionally."
Bondertale: "I guess...i don't know. How can a bodiless soul tell me anything? Probably just somebody that died dropping in. Maybe. I think that's how those work?"
Runner: ((A winner takes all rap-battle to save humankind))
Gallade: * If AD and Jukon/Jeska got together, then Hyper wouldn't be angry. He would just be sad. Very sad.
Gallade: * He sort of leans on Gardie a bit, surprised at how 'wide' the dress was. It was very fancy.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've heard Frisk sometimes, hardly any, but it still happens."
Fintevious: for now I recommend holding off on the connection control until we find out what it is
Jukon?: I think this is the part in the movie where I saw, "were not so different you and I
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...Uh...\
Gallade: |I like your dress, Gardie.|
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
Smol Flowey: ((Hotland at 8 30
Smol Flowey: ((We gonna have a grand old time
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Number calc wont be done by then )
Jukon?: should we head back, before I acutally start trying to rip your clotes off
Gallade: ((oh boy
Smol Flowey: ((Dont need it too badly
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She blushes. \Thanks...\
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles a bit, and says, "If you want to."
Smol Flowey: ((Ive got a much more efficient system
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still looking out into the landscape.
Jukon?: what he clothes part? -looks eager-
GN Austin: -gives Gallade an "I know what your fucking doing" look-
Jukon?: han I'm just fucking with ya
Jukon?: nah*
Smol Flowey: ((But it will be useful on saturday when all hell breaks loose
Jukon?: ((han solo shoots first at Jukon
Asriel_Dreemurr: laughs a bit again.
Gallade: * He gives GDA a confused look.
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Gallade: * He looks back at Gardie.
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \i "like" you a lot, gallade...\
GN Austin: -goes back to looking at his phone-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Will we fight the Asriel FOPDOODLE))
Gallade: |Oh?|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Time to piss GNA off )
Jukon?: you can take the stairs down, I'll take the express
Bondertale: Azzy nodded apprehensively. The connection looked normal.
GN Austin: -Mutters to himself- [sub]asshole...[/sub]
Gallade: * He [color=FF0000]blushes[/color].
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She blushes. \more than...as a friend...\
Asriel_Dreemurr: "wanna test if fireballs can be used like a jetpack?"
Fintevious: if you don't think about it, and interact normally, I bet they won't go looking into your past
Barchar: is very annoyed. "Stupid Fintevious with his stupid noticing of my not stupid plans to make Asriel happy."
Gallade: ((If you fought Painriel, you're technically fighting Hyper
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Jukon?: just be sure to do it over the water
Gallade: |Eheh.. uhm.. more than a friend..?|
Gallade: |Am I dreaming?|
GN Austin: -texts Erron- "You're fucking seeing this right?"
Erron (AAsriel): -Texts Back- "How the fuck did you get my number?"
Gallade: ((lel
: ★ Joseph: * GNA gets a text. "bruh"
Jukon?: -jumps off the tower and lands on the ground, gives thumbs up at AD-
GN Austin: -Texts Back- "How the fuck did you get MY number?"
❤ Frisk: * GNA gets a text. "Just let them be."
Erron (AAsriel): -texts everyone- "WHO THE FUCK IS GIVING OUT ARE PHONE NUMBERS!?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How high is the tower))
GN Austin: ((Our*
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: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She looks directly at Gallade, smiling and blushing.
Smol Flowey: ((>Asriel fopdoodle
Jukon?: (20 meters high
❤ Frisk: * GNA gets another text, "I'm a brilliant scientist matching the likes of Einstein, don't question it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Six story drop.))
Gallade: * He looks right back at Gardie, looking straight into her eyes.
Fintevious: -texts Erron- Hey I just got this number who is this?
GN Austin: -Texts Frisk- I'm not mad that they're together... I'm mad because Gallade is rubbing in in my fucking face"
: ★ Joseph: * "I have some connections bby <3" GNA got that text.
Erron (AAsriel): -Responds- Oh, Hey Fin
Gallade: |Eh.. I-I am feeling that same strange feeling, too!|
Jukon?: -points over at the water0
Gallade: * He blushes a little [color=#FF0000]brighter[/color].
Erron (AAsriel): "Wait, who gave you this number?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: hoists himself over the towers railing, and tries to shoot fire to keep himself up. It's obviously not letting him hover, and he is still building speed down the the ground, just very slowly. He then hits in the water pretty hard.
Asriel_Dreemurr: resurfaces after a few seconds.
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She's blushing a pretty fucking bright red.
Jukon?: looks like it doesn't work
Gallade: ((* Asriel_Dreemurr's dick feels cold.
Jukon?: -offers her hand to him
GN Austin: -Mumbles- Get a room you two...
Asriel_Dreemurr: is gasping for air, but gives a thumbs up, than takes Jukons hand.
Jukon?: ((Jukon: I can warm that up for you
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallade looks at GNA "u mad bro" )
Bondertale: tori looks at joysmol
Gallade: * He ignores GDA, and immediately gives Gardie the best hug a Gallade could give.
GN Austin: . . .
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jukon: No seriously we can cut that one off and buy you a cybernetic one with A heater in it))
Fintevious: so I think that ends our session for today
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Kids these days and their robotic penises )
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: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She hugs Gallade.
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Fintevious: unless you have anything you want to talk about
Gallade: ((Hyper: HEY AD I MISSED YO-- .. *sees AD and Jukon/Jeska kissing* ..ha.. hahah.. fuck my life.
Jukon?: (she would be devastated if that gote dick was lost_
Gallade: |..Is this feeling love?|
Gallade: |..I think it is.|
Gallade: ((10/10
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \if so...i love you.\
Jukon?: lets go home
Gallade: |According to my emotions, I do believe that I love you.|
Bondertale: Asriel shook his head. "No. I think that's it. Thanks, doc."
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Fintevious: anytime
Gallade: * He blushes just a tiny bit brighter.
Fintevious: -gets up and walks over to Toriel
Fintevious: -takes a seat- How are you doing Toriel?
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: now let's go home and fuck )
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Gallade: ((hi chime
Gaster: ((what the heckie is going on
Gallade: ((sin
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Gaster: ((wowie
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( pokésin )
Gaster: ((is this what this chat is now
Gaster: ((pokesin
Gallade: ((no
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Smol Flowey: is still next to Tori
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\
Gallade: ((i will roleplay hatsune miku when mv is here and when i feel like it, and maybe hyper tonight if slarv roleplays painriel (which is unlikely)
Gallade: ((so no
Gallade: ((it's not all pokèsin
Runner: ((As someone that used to RP pokemon Gijinkas a ton))
Gaster: ((oh right slarvinator's got something planned
Runner: ((The proper term is PokeSex))
Gaster: (( :)
Gallade: |I-I suppose that you are now my 'girlfriend' as humans call them.|
Runner: ((Also, chime, did you catch the couple hints to Runner being mechanical beforehand?))
Gaster: ((no
Runner: ((They were really abstract, and I don't think anyone got them))
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I guess so...\
Runner: ((Damn))
Bondertale: "...nlt particularly well, doctor. My sleep was not very peaceful."
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( GNA: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU )
Gaster: ((honestly these past couple days were kinda rough for me so i wouldn't be surprised if i didn't catch something obvious
Gallade: ((i knew that runner was pretty 'weird' if he was able to run on fucking WALLS
Gaster: ((i most likely had an anxiety attack over a simple assignment yesterday
Bondertale: (i like how you got to say 'as somebody who used to RP Pokémon Gijinkas' and have that make sense)
Runner: ((One:Runner got hit in the back of the head by a fucking batarang. and didn't react to it))
: Yazan [Jukon?] is now Yazan [Fintevious].
Gallade: ((yeah
Runner: ((Two:He got owned several times, but didn't seem to give a crap about 'pain'))
Gallade: ((mhm
Fintevious: and whose this? Hello there -to smol Flowey-
Runner: ((Three:Parkour is one thing. Running on fucking walls and double jumping Mario-style up alleys is something else))
Gallade: ((yes
Runner: ((And four:I dropped so many damn jokes about how he tends to steal "parts"))
Gallade: |..What do girlfriends and boyfriends do?|
Fintevious: There are a few things I can think of to help Toriel, but I think we can hold off on that talk for now
Gallade: |Do you know that?|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I have no clue.\
Bondertale: "That's Asriel. The one I was taking care of."
Gallade: |..Hhm.|
Gaster: ((shoot sorry i've got to go grocery shopping
Gaster: ((i'll be back in about an hour
Gallade: ((ok
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Gallade: ((cya
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: Sex?
Gallade: |..From my observations of humans, I believe that we do cutesy things.|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Like....?\
Gallade: |For example, we're both showing affection.|
Fintevious: really? hes back? at least in some form of mannner
Gallade: |Right now.|
Gallade: |By hugging.|
Fintevious: Thats good though
Smol Flowey: "Hello"
Runner: Runner idly flicks the...cigarette out of his mouth. He doesn't even need to smoke, or can he get addicted to it. And gestured to the Pokesex couple. "Really you two? Are you two just going to stare at eachother?" Telepathy makes you looks like a dumbass.
Smol Flowey: "Back is a strong word"
Smol Flowey: "Given every waking moment is torture"
Gallade: * He glances at Runner. |No, actually.|
Bondertale: "'Good' also seems inaccurate."
Gallade: |Please don't be rude.|
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Fintevious: you back with us though, better than the alternative
Gallade: * He looks back at Gardie.
Gallade: |Mm, ahem..|
Gallade: |Eh..|
Fintevious: we'll find a way to help
GN Austin: ...
Runner: "Sorry, but honestly, only assholes use telepathy." Think of all the ESP superheroes Runner has run from.
Runner: Assholes.
Gallade: * He looks back at Runner. |I don't think I am a human's.. butt.|
Gallade: |Please, can you stop sounding so rude?|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\
Gallade: ((Gardie: aww hell nah don't say stuff to my maannnn
Runner: "Well excuse me, if you're gonna be all sensitive when people call you out on the doe-eyes. Get a hotel room."
Gallade: ((Runner: pokeman*
Smol Flowey: "Maybe fix the body first"
Runner: ((Runner:Come at me bitch, Steel resists Psychic))
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \A hotel room?\
Gallade: |What's that?|
Fintevious: just being here I sure provides relief to Toriel
Fintevious: I'm*
Runner: "A place you go to when you need to fuck like rabbits." Blunt.
Smol Flowey: "The only thing keeping me from screaming my head off in unimaginable horror and pain is my lack of emotions"
GN Austin: Yeah... don't do this infront of the person who's clearly flustered about it.
Gallade: |What's that F word, also?|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Oh...\ She blushes.
Runner: "Ask your anime waifu." He smirks.
Gallade: |Uh..|
Gallade: * He looks at Gardie.
Bondertale: "I'm glad he's not...unsavable, at least."
Gallade: |Please explain.|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \....\
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Uh.\
Gallade: |Uh.|
Gallade: ((Gardie: UH-HUH~
Gallade: ((Gallade: oh
Fintevious: Like I said, we will find a way to help
Fintevious: and Asgore will be much better to hear you are still alive
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gardie: I could show you~
Gallade: ((how would pokemon fuck
Gallade: ((they don't have dicks
Runner: He idly fishes through his bag. Grenades, ninja stars, stolen batarangs, spare parts, ...Creature Containment Units straight from Doc Ock's lab, nah, aquaman's trident. Tons of fucking stolen shit.
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( *shrugs* )
Bondertale: (they make eggs somehow)
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I actually don't really know...\
Gallade: |Oh, okay..|
Gallade: * He looks at Runner.
Gallade: |Can you please explain what that word means?|
Runner: "Sex." Ooh, web shooters, he was wondering where those went.
Runner: Spidey's probably pissed at him for that.
Gallade: |What's sex?|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She [i]definitely[/i] looks curious now.
Runner: "Reproduction." Oh sweet, when did he steel Batman's keys?
Runner: steal*
Gallade: |Oh! Uhm.. thank you. I understand now.|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Oh...\ She blushes again.
Gallade: * He [color=#B30000]blushes a dark red[/color].
Runner: "Helping the word, one dictionary definition at a time." Huh, no wonder he hadn't gotten attacked by a batmobile lately.
Fintevious: Toriel?
Runner: ((Runner only is able to comprehend telepathy cause he's still got a human brain. Thats his only human part))
Gallade: ((mhm
Runner: ((And to be fair, if Gallade/Gardevoir kept constant communication with him, it would probably give them a headache. Having a layer of steel, and more steel after that, over your brain does that))
Fintevious: I finished sessions with Frisk and Azzy
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \....\
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "That's good. Anybody else in the bar you're interested in, out of...distraction?"
Runner: ((Meaning those two would likely be the only ones able to tell Runner is mechanical without straight up lifting his hoodie))
Mk: sure does exist, still
Gallade: ((Gardevoir: AAAAAAAAAAA Gallass: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH Runner: MY FUCKING EARS
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Gallade: ((hi ad
Asriel_Dreemurr: returned and is now sleep on couch.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Jeska or Jekas: -is sitting on the couch-
Gallade: * He gives Gardie a small peck on the cheek, like he has saw many humans do.
GN Austin: ...
Fintevious: anyone who wants a seesion with me is free to ask
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She blushes.
Runner: He inspects an actual fucking grenade, staring at it. "Wonder if this baby still works."
Gallade: ((heh
Gallade: ((a session
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( lenny )
Fintevious: -looks towards MK- perhaps they might
Asriel_Dreemurr: awaken.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Awkans*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCJ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Awakens*
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( AWKANS ME UP INSYDDDDD )
Gallade: |Did that feel nice? I've seen humans do that.|
Jeska or Jekas: you sleep alot
Mk: "Whuh? What am I doing?"
Gallade: ((AD: no shit
Gallade: ((AD: after all hyper calls me a lazy goat
Barchar: #blameitonbarchar except I don't think he's in the bar rn
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No shit.
Fintevious: A session with a therapist
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Yeah...I liked it...\
Runner: He puts the grenade back in the back, pulling out a wierd can of some kind of spray. "The hell does this do?"
Gallade: |Oh! That's wonderful, then!|
Runner: He presses it, and hits himself. A few bats fly in through the window and just swarm him. "...Huh. Handy." He swats them away.
Gallade: * He blinks.
GN Austin: -is clearly mad- . . .
Jeska or Jekas: your quite the lazy goat
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know."
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Is the human okay?\
Jeska or Jekas: I'm surprised you aren't fat
Gallade: |I don't know.|
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well thanks."
Asriel_Dreemurr: said that scar sago lu.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Sarcasticly*
Gallade: ((AD: MONSTER FOOD DOESN'T MAKE ME FAT
Gallade: ((
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon says that she'd actually wouldn't mind if you were chubby
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Fintevious: I am Doctor Damcoles Fintevious, who are you? -to MK-
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Gallade: ((AD: okay let me order six big macs at mcdonalds, then Jukon: DON'T MCDONALDS IS SHIT WAFFLE HOUSE IS BETTER
Gallade: ((AD: but mcdonalds is cheaper
Gallade: ((Jukon: YOU FUCKING LAZY GOAT
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Touché."
Mk: "OH. Uh...yo. I'm Kid. The slime I'm sitting on is Jakob." mk patted a saddle on top of the slime. "I could probably do with that at some point." they said, shrugging.
Fintevious: ((Jukon: I WANT MY CHUBBY GOAT
Mk: "You wanted my blood and scales. Remember?"
GN Austin: . . .
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\
Fintevious: I did
Gallade: ((hyper wouldn't mind a chubby AD though he does like him better as a normal goat
Gallade: ((but hyper is probably having a nice chat with Painriel now
Gallade: ((since he is now friends with his killer
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( kek
: ☲ Mito: * This motherfucker walks in.
GN Austin: -starts mumbling to himself- [sub]fucking limp-dick, sour-note, expresionless, flexible-tempo dipshit [/sub]
Fintevious: we can get to that later though
Gallade: |...|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \.../
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy,Mito."
: ☲ Mito: * He looks sad and nervous. "Hey..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything wrong?"
Fintevious: I don't know much about you I'm afraid
Fintevious: would you mind telling me your life story
Mk: "Yeah. Sure. Uh...yeah, there's a lot of shit to know about me."
Jeska or Jekas: -looks at Mito
: ☲ Mito: * "My home is now kinda...uninhabitable.
Fintevious: go agead and start
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh..."
Fintevious: ahead*
: ☲ Mito: * "Oxygen is starting to...go away, and it's raining some burning liquid."
GN Austin: . . .
Gallade: ((it would be nice if ad cheated on hyper because it would make my plans easier to go through with, but then again i'm having second thoughts on killing hyper perm [sub]yet[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh shit..."
Gallade: |Human, are you okay?|
: ☲ Mito: * "It was getting hard to breathe."
Jeska or Jekas: Jukon sa- you know what fuck it -gets into a trance-
Mk: "I'm thinking. Okay, so, I had a sister. I think. I was born without arms, and stayed that way for a while. That kinda sucked."
: Yazan [Fintevious] is now Yazan [Jukon?].
Jukon?: Theremuch better
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: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \...\
Mk: "Then frisk happened. He was cool. Saved the underground. Sister...i dunno. I forgot about her until a while ago. It's kinda confusing. Anyway, frisk did his 'saving the underhround' shtick. Then I started coming here."
: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Monster Kid [Mk].
Gallade: * He hugs Gardie a little tighter, as if he was a little nervous.
GN Austin: No.
Mk: "Due to many things, mostly involving B, I lost most of my innocence. Also I got a floaty gaster hand." The floaty gaster hand waved.
Jukon?: ((Im going to take a shower and start getting ready, feel free to keep talking flae
Mk: "That was a good day."
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I love you...\
Gallade: |..Why?|
Gallade: * retcon
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( gdi AD )
Fintevious: lost your innoences?
Gallade: |..I love you too, Gardie.|
GN Austin: -twitches slightly-
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She "kisses" Gallade.
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Gallade: hooo boy )
GN Austin: -rubs his head, as if he has a headache-
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( Phone is at 9% )
Gallade: * He "kisses" right back, blushing ever so slightly.
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Gallade: ((charge it then gdi
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That fast now?"
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( I'm in a car )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."
Gallade: ((o
Gallade: ((ok
Gallade: ((we should wrap the sin up soon, then
: ☲ Mito: * "It's been getting harder to breathe..."
Mk: "OH yeah. I've seen some shit, dude. Like thay time b turned into a dead version of me with a pole through his chest. Or that time mettaton made a joke about blow jobs using a metaphor I took literally."
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( yeah )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're welcome to stay here, Mito."
GN Austin: -is being surprisingly calm about this-
Gallade: ((Mito: E-Everything smells like my mom's dildo..
: ☲ Mito: * "I got burned by the rain, too...I still can't see out of my right eye."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ouch..."
Gallade: * He eventually ends the kiss, staring deep into Gardie's eyes.
Runner: ((So my dog just caught a squirrel and killed it with one turn of its neck))
GN Austin: -the fire in his eyes is back-
Gallade: |I always liked your eyes.|
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She blushes.
Runner: ((And now, theres these small dogs my neighbor has that like to try to piss off my dog, and i'm paranoid that my dog is gonna fucking wreck their shit))
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \Maybe we should get back...\
Gallade: |Yeah.. I want some alone time with you.|
GN Austin: No... stay... [sub]I dare you[/sub]
Gallade: |Maybe we can tell the others..|
Gallade: * He ignores GNA. He's too deep in a love trance.
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * \I do too..\ She "holds hands" with Gallade. \Maybe.....\
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( sin )
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( the sin is real )
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Gallade: |Let's go, shall we?|
GN Austin: (GNA: I need a flamethrower and I need it now.
Gallade: * He leads Gardie to the entrance of the bar, still holding her "hand". He opens the door for her.
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( entrance )
Gallade: ((yes
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( OH
GN Austin: ((YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOY
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * She exits...through the entrance.
Gallade: ((what
Runner: Runner chimed in before they left. "Hey."
Runner: "The nearest hotel is in the middle of fucking lava-hotland. I'd suggest taking the wierd portal door."
Runner: "It's also empty."
Gallade: |We're good.|
Runner: "Alright." He leans back juggling batarangs.
Gallade: * He leaves the bar, along with Gardie.
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( And then they fucked )
: Frisky [Gallade] is now Frisky [].
: ((lelno
: ((not yet
: ((they just became boyfriend and girlfriend
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( kek )
Mk: sighs. "Good times."
: ((i don't sin THAT far
GN Austin: Ok is he gone?
: ÷ Mega Gardevoir: * ( now i gtg phone is at 5%
: ((bye bloo
GN Austin: ((bai
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GN Austin: Would you guys mind if I vent for a minute?
Runner: ((Runner actually still has a giant fucking hole in his chest covered by his hoodie))
Runner: "Go ahead kid."
GN Austin: Okay...
GN Austin: *Deep Breath*
Runner: Runner prepares his nerf gun
Runner: He pulls back the swing on the back of the old nerf guns so you could cock them.
Runner: He inserts the darts, six of them, for a revolver type nerf gun.
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Jukon?: (back
GN Austin: THAT FUCKING LIMP-DICK, SOUR-NOTE, EXPRESIONLESS, FLEXIBLE-TEMPO DIPSHIT
Runner: He tests the weight of his weapon of choice.
Runner: He turns.
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Runner: He aims at GN Austin.
Runner: He fires.
GN Austin: OW!
GN Austin: You dick.
Runner: "Watch the language."
Runner: "In this world, it's nerf or nothing."
Voice Hyper: ((10/10
Gallade: ((hyper no
Fintevious: are there any events in the past here or before that you have a hard time comprehending or remembering
Mk: "Anyway, at some point we went dimension hopping, and I got jakob. I don't remember much more than that."
Mk: (heyo, timing)
Voice Hyper: ((don't judge me gardevoir fucker
GN Austin: YOU SAW WHAT HE DID! He fucking started being all kissy-cuddly the minute they found out I liked her!
Mk: (don't pretend you wouldnt)
Runner: He fires another one.
GN Austin: THAT GUY KNEW!
GN Austin: OW
Runner: "Manners maketh the man." Don't you start fucking quoting kingsmen.
GN Austin: . . .
Runner: "Seriously though, you really want to fuck that chick? She has telepathy."
Runner: "Sure, she may be hot. But in my experience, anyone with telepathy has a habit of using that telepathy when they get pissed."
Runner: Thanks Doctor Strange.
Runner: "Honestly, that guy probably just saved your life."
Runner: He cocks the revolver again.
Mk: "Otherwise, nothing that seems unnatural. Other than what I've told you."
GN Austin: What do you mean?
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Fintevious: it sounds like you have some issues with memroy
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Runner: "In my world, every superhero exists. And pretty much every random dude has something special about them."
Asriel_Dreemurr: snaps back to reality.
Fintevious: is something causing you to not remember your past?
Runner: "While on the run, I made friends with this girl, we basically became partners and crime. She used her powers to confuse people and i stole the stuff."
GN Austin: ...
Jeska or Jekas: welcome back
Runner: He shrugs. "One day, we got in a small argument, and she used her ol' ESP powered to throw me into the side of a brick building."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."
Mk: "I dunno. I don't think so?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Must have been lost in thought."
GN Austin: That's telekenesis...
GN Austin: She had telepathy.
Runner: "Imagine it: You fall in love with her, she falls for you. You live happily. But one day, theres a spat over who gets to do the dishes."
: ((AD: I was busy thinking about Hyper's ass.
Runner: "And she uses her telekenesis or telepathy or any of those, and smashes you into the floor/destroyed your mind, out of anger."
Fintevious: ((Jukon: well I was thinkin about both of yours on my bed
: ((AD: oh bby
GN Austin: ...
Runner: "Also, do you really want to be in a relationship with someone who can likely read your mind?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AD: I should make a threesome with You and hyper someday))
Runner: Runner, preaching to the church.
GN Austin: Ok fine...
GN Austin: fuck...
Mk: "But, I mean, if there was I'd probably forget it, huh?"
Fintevious: ((Jukon: now your singing my tune. You're bccoming more like me everyday kid
GN Austin: I'm just mad because he was a dick about ut.
: ((AD: or i can cheat on hyper for you ;)
Runner: "Let him be a dick about it. Wait until that catches up with him, and his waifu chucks him a football field across the town."
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Fintevious: thats a possibly
Fintevious: tell me about you and jakob
GN Austin: ...fine
Fintevious: ((you really want AD to cheat on hyper don't ya
Mk: "Jacob's a slime. He's not too bright. Loves me like a dog, and he eats like one too. He'll pretty much eat anything he can dissolve. Other than me."
Runner: He shrugs. Idly adjusting his gloves, and fishing through his bag.
: ((who says i did
: ((it would make hyper suffer
: ((and i love making hyper suffer
GN Austin: -sits back on the couch-
Runner: ((Recently starting a Terraria Expert Mode run))
Runner: ((Goal:Beat Skeletron on Expert Mode, hopefully continue on to atleast beat The Destroyer))
Fintevious: (I'll put it under consideration\
Runner: ((Problem:Fuck Expert Mode. Fuck it. The most random shit can kill you, and most of early game is spent hiding behind walls and doing 2 damage to skeletons until they die))
: ((hoo boy
Fintevious: he is with you at all points?
Mk: "Pretty much. He used to have a staff that could summon and Desummon him, but...he ate it. So...yeah
Runner: ((For an idea of what Runner looks like beneath his hood))
Runner: ((Think Nick Valentine))
Fintevious: how long have you known him for ?
Mk: "Ten years now?"
Runner: ((I do now have a secret weapon for Terraria))
Runner: ((Fishing. turns out Fishing makes everything 1000000% easier))
Fintevious: do you feel as if you have a hard time remembering anything prior to 10 years ago?
: ((FUCKING
: ((Fishing.
: ((You fuck the fish and you get superpowers
Runner: ((Stockpile a chest full of nothing but crates for hardmode))
Mk: "Other than...sssandy and how I got jakob, nothing that can't be chocked up to regular 'of natural memory."
The White Wolf: -walks in- Doctor, you are needed. Hes not getting any better
GN Austin: ((For an idea on what GNA looks like, look at [url=http://i.imgur.com/iB5urbM.png]this[/url] and [url=http://i.imgur.com/OqXENkn.png]this[/url]
Mk: "Ah. I was getting to the interesting bit. Oh well."
Fintevious: well get back to this soon
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The White Wolf: I would prefer you did not leave the castle during this time
Fintevious: theres only so much I can do Shin, but very well lets go, hopefully what I have will help now
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GN Austin: ...
: ((he looks angry as fuck
Fintevious: Farewell Kid. Frisk when I return there is something I want to ask you
Fintevious: ((g2g to wor
Fintevious: ((work*
GN Austin: ((k
Fintevious: (laters
: ((bye yazan
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GN Austin: ((buy
Robo-Frisk: -Walks in- Hey fuckers.