GN Austin: ((I think it's catchy, alright?)
: % Laurel: * ( not judging you )
Ant: ( I just want it to be good )
GN Austin: ((I also want it to be an MM2 Dr. Wily Castle remix))
Ant: (( like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfI0P3BfZhk ))
GN Austin: ((I was literally listening to this as you posted that))
GN Austin: ((But I was thinking more along the lines of "Okkusenman."))
GN Austin: ((anyone remember Okkusenman))
Ant: ( ? )
: % Laurel: * "..."
GN Austin: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nnl0ycLvgU))
GN Austin: ...so...
: % Laurel: * ( meanwhile im watching porsche 911 rally videos )
Ant: ( this is awesome )
Ant: ( I want this to be the theme now )
GN Austin: (I do too))
: % Laurel: * She looks at GNAustin. "Hm?"
GN Austin: ...
: Ant [Ant] is now Sooper Faightin Robat [Mega Man].
Mega Man: walks in
Mega Man: sits down at the bar
: % Laurel: * "..."
Mega Man: "Sup"
GN Austin: Oh my gosh!
GN Austin: IT'S HIM!
: % Laurel: * ( The language of my people https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Pacenotes.jpg )
GN Austin: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIIlIM9HlpQ ))
Mega Man: ( I don't speak whatever that is )
GN Austin: ((I do... [sub]not[/sub]))
Mega Man: ( MEGAAAAA MAAAAAN )
Mega Man: ( SOOOPER FAIGHTIN ROBAT. MEEGGAAA MAAAN )
: % Laurel: * ( MC1 100 KR2 200 KL1 100J! )
GN Austin: I can't believe this... I'm in the same bar with MEGA MAN!
Mega Man: ( I'm watching this clip over and over now. The hype. )
: % Laurel: * ( 100 right 70, Jump 100 caution, no cut, 200 right 10 )
Mega Man: "Uh yeah. Hi"
GN Austin: (([b]FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WOOOOOORLD[/b]))
: % Laurel: * "..."
Mega Man: (( That's what I want a remix of ))
GN Austin: -is clearly hyped that MEGA MAN THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT is in the bar-
: % Laurel: * Laurel doesn't look very hyped.
Mega Man: "I'm just someone trying to do the right thing"
GN Austin: So, how do you feel about Mighty No. 9?
: ★ [color=#000000]T[/color][color=#19002A]e[/color][color=#330055]t[/color][color=#4C007F]h[/color][color=#6600AA]y[/color][color=#7F00D4]x: * He walks in. He looks a bit similar to Cyborg.[/color]
: ★ [color=#000000]T[/color][color=#19002A]e[/color][color=#330055]t[/color][color=#4C007F]h[/color][color=#6600AA]y[/color][color=#7F00D4]x: * "Hello, everyone."[/color]
GN Austin: Hai!
: % Laurel: * ( "holy shit it's cyborg" "what" )
Mega Man: ( Mega Man: "THEEEEYYYY LOST ME! FORGOT ME MADE HIM FROM PARTS OF ME!" )
GN Austin: ((oh shit))
: % Laurel: * ( hey ant )
: % Laurel: * ( what has happened to protoblook )
: Sooper Faightin Robat [Mega Man] is now Protobot [Protobot].
: % Laurel: * ( have they just been dating for ten years )
Protobot: "Hey it's me your brother"
GN Austin: -is out of breath- AND PROTOMAN'S HERE TOO!?
: % Laurel: * ( protobot: "i'm also dating this other robot" )
: % Laurel: * "..."
GN Austin: ((Protobot x Tethyx?))
: % Laurel: * ( protobot x napstabot )
: % Laurel: * ( its a bit of a story )
GN Austin: ((Oh sweet))
Protobot: ( [s]better than gaston[/s] )
Protobot: ( I mean uh...no one ships like gaston or whatever )
: % Napstabot: * "..."
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GN Austin: (([s]Oh don't say that infront of those guys, they will rip your dick and or tits off[/s]
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Mega Man: "Dude what did I tell you about saying you're my brother out loud in front of people?"
: % Napstabot: * They walk up behind Protobot, curious. With a "um" look on their face.
GN Austin: -is clearly in awe- aaaaaaa...
: % Napstabot: * ( Protobot: "NO IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE" )
Protobot: "Blooky!"
: % Napstabot: * They give Protobot a hug.
: % Napstabot: * ( Mega Man: "what the hell man" )
GN Austin: And he's dating napstabot... best day ever! -sqeels like a weenie-
: % Napstabot: * ( http://img.memecdn.com/it-amp-039-s-not-what-it-looks-like_o_2225667.jpg )
GN Austin: ((TFW you realize Finn is "Gargling Mayonaise"))
Protobot: looks into Blooky's eyes like they haven't seen each other for ever even though they've totally been dating for awhile
: % Napstabot: * ( protobot: "so uh like we've been dating for like 10 years and uh" )
: % Napstabot: * ( protobot: "uhm" )
: % Napstabot: * ( "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" )
Protobot: ( ...protoblook wedding? )
GN Austin: -takes out his phone to take a picture to post on some fanfic site- Eeee!
: % Napstabot: * ( i mean you could just say they did get married but )
: % Napstabot: * ( endless "uh"s for everyone )
: % Napstabot: * ( protobot: -clears throat- "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -coughs- "uhhhhhhhhhhh" )
: % Napstabot: * ( blooky: "go on" )
: % Napstabot: * ( "uhhhhhhhhhh" )
: % Napstabot: * ( "..." )
Protobot: ( #moreuhsthanaospine )
Protobot: ( Blooky the original uh )
: % Napstabot: * ( protobot: "uh....uh...uh...uh....uh....uh....uh..." )
GN Austin: ((Original Uh, do not Uh))
: % Napstabot: * ( protobot: "will...." blooky: "yes" protobot: "i was going to ask about our sodastream but okay let's get married!" )
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: % Napstabot: * ( blooky and protobot still have a broken sodastream to this day )
Runner: ((SOMEBODY SAYING BETTER THAN GASTON?))
Runner: ((I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OR TITS OFF))
: % Napstabot: * ( no )
GN Austin: ((OH SHIT EVERYONE RUN!))
: % Napstabot: * ( -runs [i]towards[/i] the danger- )
Runner: ((-John Cena-))
Protobot: ( *hides beneath their dog )
Runner: ((-Dissapears, but you can't see him.-))
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GN Austin: ((I'M NOT GETTING MY DICK TORN OFF! *Jumps out window*))
: % Napstabot: * "..."
Protobot: ( "Koda, protect me you glorified teddy bear" )
: % Napstabot: * ( and that is how i imagine protobot proposes to blooky )
: % Napstabot: * "did the sodastream get fixed yet..."
Protobot: shrugs [s]seductively[/s]
GN Austin: -is recording them- This is gonna get so many hits on "Wattpad Video!"
Protobot: sits down on the couch
: % Napstabot: * They sit down next to Protobot and lean on them.
GN Austin: ((GNA: YOU TWO, FUCK, I WANT SUBSCRIBERS ON BRAZZERS!))
: % Napstabot: * ( GNA: YOU TWO GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW protobot: "well shit i was going to do this in a different location" )
Protobot: ( wait so are they married yet or not? )
: % Napstabot: * ( up to you )
Protobot: ( not yet )
Protobot: (soon)
: % Napstabot: * ( another ten years pass )
GN Austin: ((GNA: MAKE LOVE [s]TO[/s] FOR ME!))
Protobot: "It's been awhile since we've been in this place. This is where we first met."
: % Napstabot: * "yeah..."
: % Laurel: * "..." She falls asleep on the couch.
GN Austin: -still recording them from a booth seat-
: ★ Joseph: * He appears next to GNA. "Hey, why you recording those two?"
GN Austin: AGH! -Hides his phone- I wasn't!
GN Austin: . . .
: ★ Joseph: * He snaps his fingers and GNA's phone appears in Joseph's hand. "Ah-ah-ah."
GN Austin: EEP!
GN Austin: -Reaches for it- G-Give it!
: ★ Joseph: * He stands up. Try reaching a up to a 7'2 guy.
: ★ Joseph: * "Only if you don't record those two."
Mega Man: is just sitting at the bar drinking out of a mm brand E tank novelty mug
GN Austin: Pickin' on a kid huh? -Punches joseph in the crotch-
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph has no reaction. Suddenly, another Joseph appears behind GNA. Two Josephs.
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph looks at GNA. "Hmm?" Joseph chuckles, while Joseph smirks at Joseph.
GN Austin: !?
GN Austin: You have powers too, eh?
: % Napstabot: * "..."
Protobot: "It think it would be kinda cool if..."
Protobot: "...uh..."
: % Napstabot: * "?"
GN Austin: -Does the Arm Rock thing that [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt7hEhSHSPo]Tremor from MKX[/url] does, only it's green and clear-
: % Napstabot: * ( i can't watch videos right now ugh )
GN Austin: (It's more for Joseph)
Protobot: "If we decided to stay together forever in the place we first met"
GN Austin: (But it's just Tremor from MKX)
: ★ Joseph: * "..." He snaps his finger, and a shitton of knives just float up in the air all of a sudden.
: % Napstabot: * ( ... )
GN Austin: . . .
GN Austin: F-Fine...
: ★ Joseph: * "Good. These knives aren't even mine anyway." The knives disappear, and Tethyx yelling "THANK YOU" can be heard in the background.
: ★ Joseph: * He gives GNA the phone, and sits down.
GN Austin: -Crushes the gems and makes them disappear- ...
: % Napstabot: * They look confused. Wording 10/10
Protobot: awkwardly pulls out a ring (it's just a gear)
: % Napstabot: * ( Most Awkward Wedding Award 20XX )
GN Austin: -Looks over at them and almost squeals- They're getting married!
: % Napstabot: * They gasp, and awkwardly take the ring. The gear. Uh.
: % Napstabot: * ( blooky: "uh" )
: % Napstabot: * "uh"
Protobot: "How do we like...make it official or whatever?"
Protobot: "There aren't really any courthouses or...preists or whatever"
: % Napstabot: * ( then we wait a few days and say that they actually got married )
GN Austin: HAVE A WEDDING! I WANNA BE THE BEST MAN! -is out of breath-
: % Napstabot: * "uh"
: % Napstabot: * They look at GNA. "do i know you..."
GN Austin: I know him. -Points to Proto Man-
Protobot: looks at GN. "I don't even know you..."
Protobot: "Um...how?"
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GN Austin: . . . -just realized how awkward he made this- You know you're a game character in my timeline right?
Mega Man: *looks up from his drink. "Marketing bro. Marketing"
GN Austin: N-Nevermind
: % Napstabot: * ( And Protoblook ends up winning the Most Awkward Proposal Award of 20XX )
GN Austin: -sinks back down into his chair- sorry...
: ★ Joseph: * He bursts out in laughter before shortly disappearing.
GN Austin: . . .
Protobot: ( In the year 200X Dr. Light created a super robot named Protoman. Years later that robot came out as agender and married a ghost )
Protobot: ( Mega Man: "Ah the teenage years..." )
: % Napstabot: * ( [s]-thinks about coming out-[/s] 10/10 )
: % Napstabot: * ( this blooky has probably only smiled like five times )
: % Napstabot: * ( each time was like, a weak as fuck smile )
GN Austin: (-thinks about coming- Giggity)
: % Napstabot: * ( giggity giggity goo )
GN Austin: ((Emphasis on goo))
Protobot: ( * Kinda wants to come out but also kinda doesn't want to explain what that would even mean )
: % Napstabot: * ( -decides not to think about it for now- )
Protobot: ( I just remembered my dad once wanted me to "prove" I was Bi )
: % Napstabot: * ( ... )
GN Austin: (oh)
GN Austin: (Giggity?)
Protobot: ( And I was like "Bitch, I haven't even dated a girl what do you want from me" )
: % Napstabot: * ( my mom says that i just need to be able to take care of myself and im just like "k" )
: % Napstabot: * ( -awkward throat clearing and cough- so uh )
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: % Napstabot: * ( back to awkward proposal? )
: % Napstabot: * "..."
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GN Austin: -feels like shit now- . . .
Protobot: "Uh...is it going to be a full-on wedding anyway...?"
: % Napstabot: * "uh"
: % Napstabot: * They weakly shrug.
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Protobot: ( I'm gonna have to go soon )
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GN Austin: ((k
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Protobot: "I think my timeline has couthouses maybe"
Protobot: (*gets flashbacks to the court vs thomas light)
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GN Austin: The only thing that would make today better is if a Gardevoir showed up and started flirting with me.
: ★ Joseph: * "bruh"
GN Austin: I... WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?
Mega Man: "I'm still here too, dude."
: ★ Joseph: * "i'm here a lot, darling"
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GN Austin: . . .
GN Austin: -his entire face is a light red now-
: % Napstabot: * ( joseph has flirted with an asriel before 10/10 )
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GN Austin: ((Fun Fact: This Character is a very exaggarated version of my traits. I used to have a crush on Gardevoir. I still do kinda.))
Mega Man: *Just kinda watches his sibling try to figure our how marriage works
Protobot: (*out)
: % Napstabot: * ( i mean id play a gardevoir for the sole purpose of flirting like that )
: % Napstabot: * ( right now i'm typing out a list of what the fuck i've done over the course of my 3-month-and-counting stay here )
GN Austin: ((Oh no, what have I done?))
: % Napstabot: * ( *gardevoir walks in* GNA: HOLY SHIT [sub]giggity[/sub] )
GN Austin: (("GN Austin was a mistake" - GN Austin))
: % Napstabot: * "..."
Protobot: "We could do an actual wedding but I don't know who we'd invite"
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: % Napstabot: * ( im just imagining GNA awkwardly asking a gardevoir out on a date )
: % Napstabot: * They shrug.
: ★ Joseph: * "..." He idly twists his arm around a full 360 degrees, making some horrible cracking noises. "Ah...." He sighs contentedly.
Mega Man: *gets up and walks over to Proto
Mega Man: "C'mere a sec"
Protobot: "What? No. I'm in the middle of something important."
Mega Man: "Just come here"
Protobot: "ugh. Fine."
Protobot: follows their brother
: % Napstabot: * "huh?"
Mega Man: "Just let me handle this bro."
Protobot: "Handle what?"
GN Austin: ((Be back in like 30-60 min. guys))
Mega Man: *pulls out a piece of paper that reads "Certificate of aloud to marry people and shit"
Protobot: "..."
: % Napstabot: * ( k )
Mega Man: "I'm legit, bro"
Protobot: "There's no way that certificate is legit or legal in any way whatsoever"
Mega Man: *walks back over to the couch and cocks his head for Protobot to follow
Protobot: "Are you drunk?"
: % Napstabot: * "..."
Mega Man: *puts his hands on Blooky and Proto's heads "By the power vested in me by a sketchy online class I pronounce you hus- ahem...uh...married or whatever"
Protobot: (10//10 best rp ship wedding)
: % Napstabot: * ( 10/10 )
: % Napstabot: * ( brb i need to take a piss in a ceramic bowl )
Mega Man: "Bada bing bada boom ya'll are married."
: % Napstabot: * "..."
Protobot: "..."
: % Napstabot: * "uh"
Protobot: "I don't think that's how it works..."
Mega Man: "Oh yeah? Well which one of us saved the world? I'll give you a hint it wasn't you."
: % Napstabot: * "are you drunk..."
: % Napstabot: * ( mega man: "Maybe a lil'...JUST A BIT! -slurring- )
Mega Man: "What's it matter to you if I'm drunk or straight? Drunkality is fluid y'know"
: % Napstabot: * "..."
: % Napstabot: * They hold Protobot's hand. "uh"
Protobot: "...that- what....?"
Mega Man: "It's like a continuum"
Protobot: "...no...no it isn't."
Protobot: ( I gtg like really soon )
: % Napstabot: * ( like in the next second soon )
Protobot: ( yeah. I might be able to just switch to my phone tho )
: % Napstabot: * ( ok )
: % Napstabot: * ( if not, cya )
Protobot: ( Yeah I'm just gonna switch to my phone brb )
Protobot: (( I'm back
: % Napstabot: * ( alright )
Mega Man: *passes out drunk
: % Napstabot: * "..."
Protobot: looks at Blooky.
Protobot: "This didn't really go how I planned..."
: % Napstabot: * "...uh...yeah.....?"
Protobot: "But...I guess we're married now?"
: % Napstabot: * They weakly smile and give Protobot a kiss on the cheek. "i guess...."
Protobot: brings back the majestic hairflip
: % Napstabot: * "oh...." They hug them.
Protobot: hugs back
Protobot: (( I'm about to fall asleep. I'm gonna go now. gn
: % Napstabot: * ( gn )
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GN Austin: ((Back))
GN Austin: ((oh))
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Fintevious: (Oi
: ★ Joseph: * ( yo
Fintevious: (Whats new
: ★ Joseph: * ( protoblook got married )
: ★ Joseph: * ( erron made a new character )
: ★ Joseph: * ( i have made zero advances towards the completion of the damage calculator today )
Fintevious: (Whod erron make?
: ★ Joseph: * ( GN Austin )
Fintevious: (Whats his gist
: ★ Joseph: * ( -shrugs- )
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Fintevious: (playing a game, will check back in from time to time
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Fintevious: ((Anno Domini, hows it going?
Fintevious: ((no early risers?
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Bondertale: (there's me)
Bondertale: (bein' all existing and stuff)
Fintevious: ((hey
Bondertale: (hi)
Fintevious: ((gonna finish a quick mission in STALKER, take me 5 minutes
Bondertale: (today's gonna be a fun day for toriel)
Bondertale: (she doesn't know that smolsriel is kill yet)
Fintevious: -walks in- Hey everyone
Fintevious: ((game decided to crash instead
Bondertale: had come in after everyone left last night
Bondertale: "Good morning, Doctor." Toriel said, looking tense.
Fintevious: ((yeah I saw his death coming the moment Slarv made him, kind of the reason why I never got too involved wtih him
Fintevious: Toriel? are you okay?
Bondertale: "...Asriel isn't back. He should be back. He doesn't have much of anywhere else to go."
Fintevious: The small child? maybe Asgore is with him
Fintevious: I haven't seen him in awhile. I know Asgore was planning trying to cheer him up, not just with the amusement par
Fintevious: if not, likely he is with Hyper or AD
Bondertale: "Fintevious, you live with asgore. If he was there, I feel like you'd know. Th-though, I suppose it is a rather large castle..."
Bondertale: Toriel sighed. "I'm just...worried."
Fintevious: I understand
Fintevious: -sits down- anything I can do to ease the worrying? even if temporary?
Bondertale: "...Somehow manage to Distract me, or bring him here."
Fintevious: I can try the former
Fintevious: -gets up and sits next to her- Here you might find these interesting -pulls out some photos-
Fintevious: I've been around for a long time, have quite the collection of pictures
Bondertale: Toriel looked at him, one eyebrow raised.
Fintevious: -he pulls out some very old photographs that range from various time points, he holds up one that is black and white and shows a camp with soldiers in it-
Fintevious: This was my time during the US Civil War. I was a surgeon then
Fintevious: Photograph was barely introduced at this point, its very hard to find these
Fintevious: -points him out of the crowd, he looks the same, but has a mutsache-
Bondertale: "My. If I knew more about human history, that might be very intee
Bondertale: Interesting
Bondertale: "Which isn't to say it isn't interesting."
Bondertale: "Simply...less so than if I had context."
Fintevious: perhaps this then -shuffles some photos- how about this then, this was the Great War, which became World War I
Fintevious: Verdan -it a photo of scorched earth- That war brought terrors that I have yet to find anything comparable to
Bondertale: "...oh my." Toriel rather simply said.
Fintevious: What happened there....what really happened...never truly got recorded in the history books
Fintevious: but perhaps now is not the time for that
Bondertale: "Well, with dimensions, that statement is perhaps somewhat...its hard to tell."
Fintevious: I suppose, but whatever happened there in my timeline, it beats out a lot of other timelines I've been to
Fintevious: we all thought after that war ended, there would never be another war again. Boy were we wrong
Bondertale: Toriel chuckled grimly. "Yes, humans have a propensity for escalating such squabbles."
Fintevious: The Second World War -flips a few photos, to a battlefield with snow and tanks- The Battle of Kursk. WW2 wasn't as horrifying on the battlefield as WWI was though
Fintevious: its what happened off the battlefield that horrorfied us -shows some pictures of people being moved like cattle into trains-
Fintevious: Not everything though was all grim and horrible. The Wiemar Republic showed great advances into art and expressionism. Media like movies started becoming popular and taken seriously -flips a few photos showing posters of movies like M, Metropolis, and the Cabinet of Dr Caligari
Bondertale: Toriel hmmed, tilting her head. "...interesting."
Fintevious: And while the end of WW2 brought peace, tensions were always high due to two superpowers awlays at a stand off
Fintevious: during that time, so many things developed at incredible speed, music, movies, arts, literature, technology and so much more -shows various photos of things like Elvis, cars from the 50s and 60s, a movie poster of stars wars, clothing fansion and styles, and much more-
Fintevious: it was an incredbile time for humanity -he runs out of photos after a certain point-
Bondertale: "And here we get into things that I have some knowledge on. This time period was recent enough in my dimension that I do have some context, there."
Fintevious: yeah....
Fintevious: I've spent most of my life as a doctor. I've moved around from trade to trade before, but always found myself returning to his profession
Bondertale: Toriel sighed. "Well, it worked for a bit. But...nit that it wasn't interesting, but why exactly did you show me this, doctor?"
Fintevious: I figured it would be fair that you should know something about me, considering that you are willing to talk to me about yourself
Fintevious: that and well, this was the first thing that came to my mind, since I keep this photos with me at ost points
Fintevious: most*
Fintevious: these photos*
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "That's fair, I suppose."
Fintevious: I finished my session with Frisk
Fintevious: Next I wanted to do one with Asriel
Fintevious: do you think he will be up to it?
Bondertale: "...he's rather private, but I can probably convince him."
Fintevious: If you could I think it would helop open him up a bit
Fintevious: though right now I think I talk to you
Fintevious: I think I should talk*
Bondertale: "...about what, doctor?"
Fintevious: -retcon- I would like to contune talking to you
Fintevious: to be honest anything
Fintevious: I enjoy your company and having these fireside chats with you
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "I rather enjoy your company as well. I certainly have no qualms coming here, but the personality of most of its patrons can be...trying at times. You understand."
Fintevious: I prefer the quiet myself but with good company
Fintevious: A lot of interesting characters that come through here, but also certain undesireables too
Bondertale: "Indeed. There's a reason I keep to myself, most of the time. Frisk is the far more outgoing one."
Fintevious: Tori there is something I woild like to ask you. Would you care t-
The White Wolf: -walks in- Doctor
Fintevious: Oh....yes Shin?
The White Wolf: -you are need...
Fintevious: -sighs- Very well. -gets up- We will continue this chat another time okay Toriel?
Bondertale: frisk shoots a glance at shin. They don't do much more than that, though.
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "Of course, doctor. I won't keep you from your duties."
Fintevious: Добрый вечер мой друг
Fintevious: Добрый вечер мой друг
Bondertale: VERY definitely doesn't understand russian
Bondertale: (Google translate does, however)
Fintevious: ((I actually speak russian
Fintevious: ((anyways I'm going to bed
Bondertale: (Buenos noches, yazan)
Fintevious: ((back in 7ish hours
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((rip))
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Frisky the Owl: is there
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Bondertale: (i was about to sing smooth criminal, but there's a problem in that I can't fucking understand a word of smooth criminal)
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Bondertale: (hi ad)
Bondertale: (Toriel still doesn't know that smazzy is kill. She's worried, but not sure.)
Bondertale: (And when she learbs)
Bondertale: (HOO BOY)
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Bondertale: (bye ad)
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GN Austin: -sneaks into the bar when nobody's around and takes all of the Sprite= Heheheh.
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Bondertale: (wut)
Mk: there is a sleeping wyvern on top of a slime. They're around.
Mk: and maybe they like sprite, man, you don't know. Fuck you.
GN Austin: (hoi)
GN Austin: ...
Mk: though, maybe they have some sprite in the bag there,next to them. Who knows
GN Austin: . . .
GN Austin: -just looks up at the Wyvern- ...
Mk: they're not that big. They look like [url=http://draikinator.tumblr.com/post/138888795615/about-wyvern-monster-kid-what-if-they-did-have]this[/url]. But more...asleep. And slime-laying-upon.
GN Austin: -puts some of the sprite back, and sits in a booth-
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: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Monster Kid [Mk].
Frisky the Owl: ((Ayy
GN Austin: ((Ayy
Mk: rolls in their sleep. The slime isn't that big. "GOD-HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I DONE THAT!?"
Mk: (hey slarvo mcmurderyourchildren)
Frisky the Owl: is still on the couch
GN Austin: ...
Frisky the Owl: ((Just checking in
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GN Austin: ((ayy yazan
Frisky the Owl: ((Probably gonna do crazy mind shit when i get home
Fintevious: (Oi
GN Austin: ((K cool
Frisky the Owl: ((Hoi
Mk: (hi yazan)
Frisky the Owl: ((Wonder when goreys gonna find out smolriel ded rip
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GN Austin: ((Idunno
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Mk: they get up, grumbling. The slime Springs to life, rubbing against them. "Yeah, yeah..." they fish through the bag, tossing something into the slime. Huh. Guess they do like sprite.
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Mk: (when tori and gorey learn they're just both fucking PIIIIISSED)
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GN Austin: -drinks one of the Sprites he took-
Frisky the Owl: It is important to note that smolriel was crying for mommy and daddy while being bludgeoned to death
Mk: (FKUCING KARATE MOTHERFUCKER )
Fintevious: ((Slarv can you do me one favor from now on
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Mk: "Yo." mk said, turning to the guy. They took another sprite from the bag, popping it open.
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GN Austin: ... -waves-
Fintevious: -Walks in
Frisky the Owl: ((Ye?
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph appears in the bar.
: ★ Joseph: * ( just the tip just the tip just the tip )
Fintevious: ((Could you refrain from hurting children. At least when Im on
Mk: (suddenly people)
Frisky the Owl: ((Aww
Frisky the Owl: ((Sure
Fintevious: (Thanks
Frisky the Owl: ((Given ur job and shit
Mk: (tbh I'm still kidnxa pissed that you killed him.more that you did it when I wasn't there.)
GN Austin: -starts making small Emerald statues of himself... they're about the size of an Amiibo... A GN Austin Amiibo-
Frisky the Owl: ((I only had a little bit of time when me and ad and frisky were on at the same time
: ★ Joseph: * Joseph appears next to GNA.
Fintevious: Hey everyone
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GN Austin: AGH! -Crushes the statue- You again?
Mk: "Not a talker, huh? That's cool. I tried that, once, trying to be all mysterious and cool." mk took another sip. "Didn't last long. But maybe you're just mute, I dunno."
: ★ Joseph: * "hi, darling"
Mk: "Not mute, then."
GN Austin: -looks at MK -S-Sorry, I'm just... mostly quiet.
GN Austin: -Turns back to Joseph- What do YOU want?
YoungKingAsgore: -walks in wot
: ★ Joseph: * "just hanging out"
YoungKingAsgore: -looks exhausted
GN Austin: . . .
: ★ Joseph: * He looks at YKA. "Man, you work fast."
Fintevious: what?
Bondertale: tori walks in. "Oh, hello, asgore." frisk and Asriel also exist.
YoungKingAsgore: huh? -Falld
Mk: shrugs. "No big deal."
: ★ Joseph: * He snickers. "Nevermind."
YoungKingAsgore: - falls on the couch- howdy
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: ★ Joseph: * "Fuckin' Catera Records. Shit."
: ★ Joseph: * "Hell, maybe Daytona7 will sign me." He sits down.
Fintevious: Hello Tori
GN Austin: what?
Mk: (are Fin and asgore both here?)
: ★ Joseph: * He looks at GNA. "I make music, sweetheart."
GN Austin: oh, cool.
Fintevious: (Yes
Mk: "You two are together?"
Bondertale: "Ah, good morning to you as well, Fintevious." Toriel said, looking over her shoulder. Toriel sat next to asgore.
: ★ Joseph: * "My sisters are busy working at Nintendo's R&D thing..." He shrugs.
YoungKingAsgore: hello Toriel. Dont mind me, just about to talk a snooze
GN Austin: mmhm.
Fintevious: Take*
Bondertale: "Far be it from me to stop you. To be fair, things have been a little hectic for me, too."
Runner: ((Aand my heads shaking again ffffffuuuuu))
YoungKingAsgore: hmm?
Fintevious: Anything new?
Mk: "Huh. Cool." mk took another sip. They tossed the can back into the slime, who happily dissolved it.
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Bondertale: Toriel shook her head. "I've been back in my dimension. Asriel still isn't in here, as far as I can tell."
Mk: (upside of having a slime as a pet: living garbage can)
: ★ Joseph: * ( i have zero ideas on what to do )
Mk: (downside of having a slime as a pet: living garbage can which likes to nuzzle with you, and is occasionally no great at controlling it's acidity)
Frisky the Owl: is still couch
GN Austin: -goes back to making Emerald Statues of himself doing [url=https://www.primagames.com/media/images/news/tremor-mortal-kombat-x-810x300.png]this pose[/url]-
: ★ Joseph: * "..."
Mk: has spent the past 10 or so years of his life in forage mode, so as he walks by he pretty much instinctively picks up the owl
Mk: that 'his' was a slip but it's okay because mk is less a gender and more 'doesn't give a fuck gender' so no matter what I accidentally type it's valid
Frisky the Owl: ((Inb4 he throws it in the slime
Mk: won't yet.
Fintevious: Oh. That cant be good
: ★ Joseph: * "My sisters, Dislivel and Equivalere...they're known to act different around people."
YoungKingAsgore: he is missing?
Mk: jakob seems to be begging for it, but he shan't relent. Yet.
Bondertale: "He was...kidnapped. By that damned flowey in painful. His eyes..." Toriel sighed.
Mk: they gfd
YoungKingAsgore: What?! -Gets up
Fintevious: (Brb
Mk: I did decide that they were more 'whatever lol'-gender mostly because I can't keep calling them 'they' for some weird fucking reason I haven't sussed out yet
Frisky the Owl: I thought mk was dood
: ★ Joseph: * "..."
GN Austin: -same-
Mk: probably from me slipping up lol
Mk: but yeah call them that if you want, I keep wanting to
: ★ Joseph: * ( yall /me plebs )
: echechech
Runner: ((I know right))
Mk: (its a slippery slop)
YoungKingAsgore: We need to go get thim
Runner: ((Me and Myth are like the only ones that use the actual charat lingo))
Mk: (you do one ooc /me and then someone else does and then you keep doing it)
Mk: (i use parenthesis too!)
Mk: (just single ones because two would be annoying on mobile)
Frisky the Owl: I can do ooc regular chat because plush owls dont talk kek
Fintevious: ((Slarv can we do a non combat run into Painful to find out what happened to SA?
Frisky the Owl: ((Sure
Bondertale: "Asgore, when I tried to fight him, he nearly killed me. While I'd love to, it's not going to help him OR us."
: ★ Joseph: * ( It bothers me how /me is used now )
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YoungKingAsgore: -walks out and returns a minute later with the Wolf-
Mk: (its mostly used normally. Mostly.)
The White Wolf: -walks in-
Bondertale: "...well. Okay. Perhaps with the five of us, we might stand a chance."
Fintevious: I will go too
Fintevious: ((its non combat, because I have two OP characters right now
Bondertale: "Six, then. Hm." Toriel smiled. "Frisk? Asriel? Would you like to go cut the weeds?" frisk smiled wickedly, standing up. Azzy followed suit.
Painful: ((Flowey would still whoop ass
Mk: (he wouldn't kill shin or Fin, but he'd incapacitate then)
Fintevious: ((not the wolf, actually
Runner: ((If Runner ever entered a painful battle or had RPG stats. He'd either be OP as fuck are extremely situational))
Runner: ((All his skills would involve basically using items without using them up, like a passive where he uses an item twice instead of only once, etc))
Mk: (i mean, he's just a regular fuck who's good at Parkour, right?)
: ★ Joseph: * ( Joseph would be too OP )
Runner: ((Yeah, really good at Parkour, but he's got that big ol' bag of tricks, and he's good at rationing his shit))
Fintevious: ((its odd to say , but I need the to be very OP for a reason
Fintevious: (The Wolf
Runner: ((If anything he'd be a thief character, that can kinda use items more than once, or combine item's effects))
: ★ Joseph: * ( like he'd have 5 other Josephs surronding the enemy and using super OP attacks )
Mk: (so that a villain can kill him and seem threatening? )
YoungKingAsgore: Lets do
Fintevious: ((no
Fintevious: (you'll find out, maybe
Fintevious: ((thats dumb
Runner: Oh, by the way Yazan))
Fintevious: ((yo
Runner: Chime needs a screenshot or proof of that response from Bio when you can))
Bondertale: Toriel nods. "I suppose there's no reason not to. And MANY reasons to."
Fintevious: ((sure, where I can upload it to?
Mk: (iirc he gave it)
Runner: Try Imgur and just PM it to them on Reddit, or pass it to me and I can send it to them through Discord))
Fintevious: ((plus I have three characters who don't have stats and Idon't feel like make them up
Runner: ((I personally use Lightshot for screenies))
: ★ Joseph: * ( I use puu.sh on PC and Imgur on Android )
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Mk: (yeah let's just go and do this non-combat style)
Mk: (even though everyone would really like to do it combat style)
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YoungKingAsgore: -heads to painful with the group
Bondertale: and into painful we go
The White Wolf: -follows with axe in hand-
: ★ Joseph: * "..."
Painful: Same as yesterday, youre in the true lab
Painful: The generator room is just ahead
Fintevious: -follows in notepad in hand-
Mk: sighs. "What are you doing, Kid?" they put the owl back down.
Mk: Jakob looks disappointed. Or as disappointed as he can without a face.
Fintevious: ((does flowely have Telekinesis or anything?
Painful: ((Um no
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Fintevious: ((k
: ((um yes
Painful: ((Ayy
: ★ Joseph: * ( ayy )
: ((ayyy
Fintevious: ((oi
Bondertale: Toriel goes through, fire in both hands. Frisk has a dagger out. Azzy with a chaos buster. PewPew.
Mk: (hi non-owl frisky)
YoungKingAsgore: ASRIEL!?
Painful: Inside is a smased pile of hypers electronics, and a smol bloody pile of dust
: * RIP.
Painful: *smashed
: * Fuck the dead people? Y/N
Bondertale: stop in their tracks. "...oh. Oh my God. No."
: * Would you fuck dust? Y/N
Fintevious: ((they could tell hypers but how would they know SA?
Mk: (who the hell else would it be tbh)
: ★ Joseph: * ( gtg )
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: ((bye
: * Hyper's dust is beneath the electronics.
Painful: On it are smazzys clothes i guess
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Painful: ((Ayy
: ((hi ad
Fintevious: ((oi
Asriel_Dreemurr: \((ayy))
YoungKingAsgore: please no....
Bondertale: "No. NO. HE CANT-HE ISN'T-THERE'S NO WAY-"
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Voice Hyper: ((lel
GN Austin: -finishes his statue- yes... perfect.
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up. He is still clutching the Owl.
❤ Hyper: ((I'M FUCKED
Voice Hyper: ((yes you are
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Mk: is a fuck and grabbed the owl out of his hands actually
Mk: I didn't realize he was holding it, sooo
Voice Hyper: ((would hyper still have the joy effect by now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mk?"
Mk: it's just on the couch near him now
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Frisky the Owl: ((No
Voice Hyper: ((okay
Frisky the Owl: ((But im not gonna rp painriel rn
Mk: "Huh? Oh, hi Asriel."
Voice Hyper: ((yeah ik
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can I have the Owl back?"
Voice Hyper: ((i just want to have a name
YoungKingAsgore: -falls to his news, he is is in complete disbelief-
GN Austin: . . .
Mk: "OH. Uh...sure." they hand it back.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Thanks..."
Voice Hyper: "THAT OWL IS SMAZZY'S OWL YOU LITTLE FUCK DON'T FUCK FRISKY"
Voice Hyper: * He didn't say that
Asriel_Dreemurr: holds it close.
The White Wolf: -walks up to Asgore to help support him-
: Frisky [Voice Hyper] is now Frisky [Chara].
Frisky the Owl: azzy triggers the owl's voice box
Chara: ((wowie
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Frisky the Owl: a recording of smazzy doing a frisky the owl impression plays
Bondertale: Toriel tears up, clenching her fists. "NO." frisk's grip on the dagger tightens, as they try to fight a wave of pure, unbridled rage from overtaking them. Azzy just...drops his chaos buster. It's evidently not so much a problem for him.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Ohhh no..."
Frisky the Owl: "Hold for 5 seconds to rerecord message"
Mk: (who's chara and why are they chara)
Asriel_Dreemurr: lets go.
Chara: ((it's the one you fucks killed
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chaira))
Fintevious: -walks over to Tori-
Chara: ((bitches never die
Frisky the Owl: ((Dont say her name you FUCKs
Mk: (oh that one)
YoungKingAsgore: -kneels beside the dust, trying to pick it up-
Chara: ((Hyper: chara chara chara chara
GN Austin: -just now starts following what's going on- Woah... what happened?
Chara: ((Painriel: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mk: (you prolly shouldn't play that one the yandere ghost really doesn't like her)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't finger the dust))
The White Wolf: my lord -grabs his shoulder- we should go it is not safe here
Frisky the Owl: ((Does yandere ghost love painriel?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Lol two asriels died when Barchar hears about this))
Bondertale: Toriel is shaking. Magical fie is erupting a few inches our of the sides of her clenched fists.
GN Austin: What just happened? -he says, with his mini statue in hand-
Mk: (she's heard)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She'll turn real again))
Mk: (she was VERY UPSET)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Are they in the painful timeline right now?))
Runner: ((What happens if two yanderes encounter eachother))
Runner: ((And see eachother as senpai))
Mk: (actually Surreal being callous about it was what turned her real )
GN Austin: (oh)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Mk: (a yandere Asriel learns if barchar)
GN Austin: Did... Someone just die?
Chara: * They appear on the couch.
Chara: "Yep."
Asriel_Dreemurr: plays the Owl's message a couple of times.
Chara: "Also, greetings."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..Howdy, Chara."
GN Austin: ...H-Hi.
Frisky the Owl: It's cheerful
Runner: ((SChara recently underwent the first Scattered "Run" where everyone gets put in a different place, and she replaced Yandere-Chan. So.))
Runner: ((It's possible))
Barchar: looks at them.
YoungKingAsgore: -holds the dust to his heart, merely crying-
Chara: * They make fingerguns to Barchar.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is clearly not okay.
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Chara: * They pretend to fire.
Mk: (i thought schara was a deadbeat)
Runner: ((Yes, everyone got put in a different place))
Runner: ((Like I just said))
GN Austin: ... -starts making another emerald statue-
Runner: ((It happens randomly, think of it like a scrabbling of all the roles))
Barchar: has no clue how they can see her. But tbh she's not happy. "YOU."
Fintevious: Tori we should go -stands by her side-
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Mk: (BTW her name is Ayano somethinsomethin)
Chara: ((this chara is dead
Chara: ((and is a ghost
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Jeska or Jekas: -alseep on the couch-
Bondertale: looks back at Fintevious. "You...i...you're right."
Mk: (so is mettaton but he can't seeher)
Fintevious: -offers his hand to help her-
Chara: "Yes, me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait is this the Chara who killed Hyper?))
Mk: (but eh)
Chara: ((yes
Mk: (yyyup)
Fintevious: Asgore please, lets go back
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Runner: ((There are a lot of things who killed Hyper))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Didn't you kill him?"
Chara: ((Save Private Hyper
Chara: * They glance at AD.
YoungKingAsgore: ...
Runner: ((Quick, say the most OP character possible in CaU RPG form, list three abilities for them. Dead or alive.))
Chara: "You all killed me."
Chara: "I didn't kill him."
Chara: "Who is Hyper?"
Chara: ((they are lying
Runner: ((I'll just go ahead and throw out Editor's 'stats' if he was in that shit. 99999999999999))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I didn't say his name."
Chara: "..Darnit."
Frisky the Owl: ((The most OP character that will be in there already is
The White Wolf: -helps Asgore help- lets return to the bar-
Runner: (( Is it that ??? fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well mission accomplished, they've died twice since when you killed them."
Barchar: "I can't BELIEVE YOU. YOU KILLED HIM. HE'S OUR BEST FRIEND, AND OU RIPPED HIS SOULS OUT ONE BY ONE. AND YOU'RE PRETENDING THAT YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIM."
Asriel_Dreemurr: doesn't look angry at Chara.
Chara: * They glance in Barchar's direction.
Bondertale: Toriel shudders, walking back
Barchar: very much does
Asriel_Dreemurr: scoots over to Jeska.
GN Austin: ((Ultra GNA: 99 ATK 99 DEF. Abilities: Emerald Storm, Meteor Smash, HYPER CRYSTAL))
Chara: "Odd. I expected you to be calm."
GN Austin: ((op confirmed))
Chara: ((heh
Chara: ((HYPER crystal
Fintevious: -helps support Toriel in anyway possible-
The White Wolf: -pretty much carrying Asgore-
Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes Jeska a bit.
Chara: "I don't see why you have anything against me."
Jeska or Jekas: -wakes up- Master?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska."
Runner: ((Editor: 9999 Everything. Passive: Items aren't used up, and instead take away 1000 SP each use. Second Passive:Only usable if the entire party dies.))
Runner: ((Theres the OP character of the day))
Chara: ((AD: Go to your room.
Fintevious: -returns to the bar with Asgore, Shin, and BTale)
: Frisky the Owl [Frisky the Owl] is now Painriel [Painriel].
Jeska or Jekas: Awaiting orders
GN Austin: ((My character is more op. Hyper Crystal is an OHKO on critical hit))
Chara: "..I'll be back later."
Painriel: is awake, sitting down, staring at the ground in the true lab
Chara: "I'm not dealing with you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I order you to sit up, and await future orders."
: Frisky [Chara] is now Frisky [].
Barchar: Nope, she's cheery now. "Well, actually, it's okay. I understand. Everybody loves Asriel. And you just misinterpreted! It's fine, people make the mistake. When this happens, I just have to remind them the difference between love..." she floats up, sticking a hand through Chara's head. [color=red]"AND LOVE."[/color]
Runner: ((If he wasn't dead, Editor would be the equivalent of getting rekt in Kingdom Hearts and having Mickey save your ass))
: ((can i roleplay hyper now
Runner: ((Well not dead but not being RPed anymore))
: ".."
: "Wow."
Jeska or Jekas: -sits up and waits-
Painriel: ((Sure if u want
Barchar: if ghosts can feel pain, she's feeling lots of it. If not, it was just threatening.
: "Well, I'm leaving now."
: "I'll be back."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Should I go to Painriel))
: * They wink.
Painriel: ((No
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or will he come to us))
: "I always come back."
Painriel: ((Painriel is by himself with Hyper in his head shed
: * They fade away.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((kek))
: Frisky [] is now Frisky [Voice Hyper].
Runner: ((Also is Hyper Crystal a nuclear throne joke))
Runner: ((Spider Caves can go to hell.))
Runner: ((Cheese Caves can go to double hell))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How about the cursed spider caves))
Bondertale: Toriel walks in, shaking. She collapses on the couch.
Voice Hyper: "..Good afternoon, Asriel."
Runner: ((Instant KO contact enemies should not be allowed to teleport to you and fucking telefrag the fuck out of you))
Painriel: "..."
The White Wolf: I will take Asgore back to the castle Fin -nods towards him and leaves with Asgore-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((kekekekek))
Voice Hyper: "What?"
Painriel: is holding a handful of dust
Barchar: "...coward."
Fintevious: Right
Voice Hyper: "..I'm trying to be nice to you."
Runner: ((And I always take the crown of curses because I like making life hard for myself))
GN Austin: -finishes another statue of this [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mkwikia/images/f/f7/Tri-Borg_MKX_Render.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/245?cb=20151231003913]pose[/url]-
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs.
Runner: ((So I end up in the cheese caves a lot))
Painriel: "You're lying."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The crown of curses is literally just a downgrade))
Mk: is surrounded by a lot of confusing stuff all of the sudden.
GN Austin: ((>Never played Nuclear Throne, but want's to
Voice Hyper: "No I am not."
Runner: ((Nuhuh. It's good for early game.))
Voice Hyper: "I want to be nice."
Fintevious: -sits next to Toriel, looing remorseful- Can I help?
Mk: (cursed crystal caves is pretty much it)
Bondertale: "I-i don't know, Fintevious. I just..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And the Oasis is actually useless))
Painriel: "..."
Runner: ((Mainly because cursed weapons around 3-2 start getting reaaaaally fucking good, because if you have cursed weapons you can find weapons that one shot Lil Hunter))
Mk: (oasis is just such a downgrade)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It fucks up the difficulty and gives you shit late game chests))
Painriel: puts the handful of dust on a table
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Mk: (you get shit weapons and no mutations)
Runner: ((And lets be honest, if you've got weapons that can get you throw the Frozen City you can get to the palace))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The osasis may be a benefit post-loop, though))
Mk: (technically you get less enemies late gane, but that doesn't matter when you can't frigging kill them)
Runner: ((I only use the oasis if i'm playing Rogue))
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Mk: (why? Rogue is crazy powerful if you play her right)
Runner: ((Because FUCK SCRAPYARD WITH ROGUE))
Runner: ((The IDPD Portals LOVE to fucking go right next to cars))
Voice Hyper: "What are yah doing?"
Painriel: there are two syringes on the desk, as well as a potted flower
Mk: (also I like how two female characters are enemy types with names that start with 'r' and have connotations of being cast off)
Painriel: "..."
Mk: (oooh rogue not rebel)
Runner: ((And I play Rogue like this:))
Mk: (i don't even have rogue unlocked lol)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Me neither))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I have yet to loop))
Mk: (nope)
Jeska or Jekas: ....
Runner: ((Run forward, shoot everything that moves with you're awesome starting wep/better. If you're lucky, you can get into the portal before the fucking shielders ruin your day))
Mk: (you got rebel by looping)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Because I was an idiot and walked into the giant throne laser beam))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((As cru=ystal))
Runner: ((I can get to the palace consistently))
Mk: (you get rogue by killing the throne and sitting on it)
Painriel: "He doesn't deserve to die..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((With 14 hp))
Painriel: "He hasn't s-suffered enough yet."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You get rouge by looping))
Voice Hyper: "Who?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((U scrub))
Runner: ((Quick:Favorite mutant?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Im dumb))
Runner: ((I love playing Rebel myself. #Squad))
Bondertale: "...i don't want to say that I want to believe alone. I don't. But I just..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck those names they are practically synonyms))
Mk: (#rebel life)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((...))
Runner: ((Once you get the ultra.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Crystal))
Mk: (they should have another female character that's an enemy type and name her renegade)
Painriel: takes the dust, sprinkling it over the flower
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm pretty shit so I play crystal))
Fintevious: -offers his hands- I will leave you be if that is what you desire
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Runner: ((You just sit in a corner and flood the room with fucking grunts until everything stops moving))
Bondertale: "I...no. No, thank you, doctor."
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Mk: (i play rebel, robot, horror, and steroids)
Mk: (steroids is the only character I've beaten the throne eith)
Runner: ((I used to play a lot of steroids, but his accuracy kept pissing me off))
Mk: (i got there with rebel, but got killed)
Runner: ((Robot is kinda ehh, not enough offense for me))
Mk: (eagle eyes bruh)
Fintevious: I want to help support you through this
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I generally play as Crystal, Y.V., Steroids, and robot.))
Fintevious: in anyway that I can
Voice Hyper: "Please."
GN Austin: -leans back and starts to take a nap-
Mk: (you always want eagle eyes on steroids)
Voice Hyper: "Who are you doing this to?"
Runner: ((Although I did once get Robot with Heavy Heart and Crown of Guns))
Runner: ((Fucking FEAAAAST))
Runner: ((ALL THE WEAPONS NOM NOM NOM))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((kek))
Runner: ((And then I ran out of ammo against the throne and couldn't get anymore because no ammo drops))
Painriel: "T-the other one... t-the disgusting child..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Thats why you need a melee))
Mk: (the ammo drops from the big ball thingies bro)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like an energy hammer))
Painriel: "I shouldn't h-have killed him, I-I want him to beg to die..."
Painriel: picks up a syringe
Mk: (the energy hammer takes ammo you fingus)
Runner: ((No.))
Runner: ((Crown of Guns))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hyper you better use your one-seventh power to fuckin stab his in the butt))
Runner: ((It gives you more gun drops, but no ammo drops))
Mk: (oh(
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah but you wont run out))
Mk: (you could have eaten the guns that spawn in the chest)
Runner: ((And the only melee drop I got before that point was a fucking blood hammer.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You'll be able to hit the big green balls))
Runner: ((And I DID THAT))
Voice Hyper: "Don't make me use my one-seventh power to stab you in the buttocks."
Runner: ((DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH FUCKING HEALTH THE THRONE HAS WITHOUT SCARIER FACE))
Mk: (not really)
Painriel: "..."
Runner: ((YOU CAN EMPTY A MINIGUN INTO THAT THING.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Was it pre loop?))
Runner: ((Yes, pre loop.0)
Mk: (i shredded it with steroids once and then haven't killed it again)
Painriel: is silently tearing up as he injects the flower with DTM
Runner: ((Well Steroids just completely fucks the throne))
Runner: ((So does Plant))
Voice Hyper: "Haha, that was a joke, fat chance."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I did a daily before I knew how to loop and sat on the throne))
Painriel: "N-now we just wait... h-heheh... heh... hh.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I could have looped))
Voice Hyper: ".."
Voice Hyper: "You're insane."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But I was dum))
Voice Hyper: "You need help."
Bondertale: "He...i was supposed to protect him. I wasn't even there to see him die..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I wouldn't have gotten high, though. Some fucker got to loop five))
Mk: (holy shit is this guy reviving smazzy just to kill him again)
Painriel: "L-like I would ever listen t-to you... d-disgusting..."
Mk: (what a fuck)
Runner: ((World Record is Loop 7))
Runner: ((With, believe this, motherfucking SKELETON))
Voice Hyper: "..I'm disgusting."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHAT))
Voice Hyper: "I know."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BULLSHIT))
Painriel: picks up the other syringe, filled with blue liquid
Runner: ((They abused the SHIT out of blood trigger))
Voice Hyper: "You've told me that 100 times already."
Runner: ((They got trigger fingers, and his ultra that makes it reload fast))
Painriel: "A-and it's still true..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fucking christ))
Runner: ((AND FIRED SHITTONS OF SUPER PLASMA CANNONS USING NO AMMO))
Voice Hyper: "Why?"
Runner: (((AND THE AMOUNT OF SHIT HE WAS MURDERING YIELDED HIM MORE HEALTH PACKS))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((MY GOD))
Painriel: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GG))
Voice Hyper: "I can change."
Runner: ((He died when he hit a shielder dead on))
GN Austin: z Z z
Runner: ((And reflected it back into his face))
Runner: ((Now, imma play some throne))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((it's a 100% chance of damage but shit if he had blood lust it wouldnt matter))
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Runner: ((See, this was back when Skeletons mutations were fucked))
Runner: ((He kept all the mutations Melting had))
Painriel: ((Ayy
Mk: (I'd play some but eh)
Runner: ((About 18 Mutations, not counting ultras))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((oh))
Voice Hyper: ((ayy dd
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((God))
Runner: ((He had almost every single fucking mutation))
Runner: ((Skeleton:Low base health, slow speed, low fire rate))
GN Austin: -starts talking in his sleep- Mmmh...[sub]Of course i'll have the million dollars...[/sub]Mmh.
Runner: ((Also fucking destroys shit))
Painriel: "You'll n-never change..."
Fintevious: -wants to give her a hug, but is holding back- Tori ...don't blame yourself
Voice Hyper: "Why?"
Voice Hyper: "Who are you to decide that?"
Mk: looks around awkwardly for anyone not currently entangled in drama
Voice Hyper: "You're not my mom."
Voice Hyper: "My mom is dead."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Melting is my least favorite character))
Painriel: "I know you... I-I know all of you... y-you're all the same... and you all need to suffer."
GN Austin: -there's me, MK, but i'm asleep-
Painriel: is silently crying
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hyper: YOU ARE YOU YOU DIP SHIT))
Runner: ((Go play a few rounds as Melting))
Runner: ((And then play Crystal))
Voice Hyper: "..Please."
Runner: ((Suddenly you're a fucking dodging master))
Voice Hyper: "You aren't making any sense."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh my god))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But I use the shield often))
Voice Hyper: "What has every other Asriel done?"
Voice Hyper: "..Tell me."
GN Austin: Z z Z... [sub]Mmh Samus[/sub]...
Voice Hyper: "Now."
Bondertale: "F-fintevious, I wasn't even There. I-i couldn't have stopped it, but I at least should have been there for him. A-and I wasn't."
Painriel: "You don't even remember..."
Voice Hyper: "Tell me."
Voice Hyper: "Now."
Painriel: "I-I hate you..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((To be honest, Crystal isn't that much better than the other chracters is you don't abuse the shield))
Voice Hyper: "Why do you hate me?"
Voice Hyper: "Make some damn sense."
Painriel: "For..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((and I hate her Throne Butt))
Painriel: "F-for..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ruins the shield))
Voice Hyper: "For what?"
Painriel: injects the flower with joy
Voice Hyper: "For. What."
Painriel: "H-heh... ha... hah..."
Painriel: "G-god..."
Runner: ((I keep forgetting to press my Crystal Panic Button))
GN Austin: -wakes up- NOT THE BEES! . . . Oh thank god it was a dream. -drinks some of his sprite-
Voice Hyper: ".."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You have to abuse it))
Voice Hyper: "You better fucking tell me what I don't remember!"
Painriel: puts his head down on the desk and cries
Voice Hyper: "..Get yourself together."
Voice Hyper: "Tell me what I don't remember."
Voice Hyper: "You're strong."
Fintevious: you could'nt have predicted the flower and what if would have done.
Painriel: simple keeps crying
Painriel: *simply
Painriel: ((Imma do tulpa shit see ya in an hour
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Voice Hyper: ((okay
Voice Hyper: "..Fuck."
Bondertale: "I knew he had him. And I just left...just went home..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fintevious: he knew you cared about him, that you loved him
Voice Hyper: "I'm stuck with an insane psychopath that doesn't tell me what I've done that makes him angry to the extent of wanting every single Asriel that comes under his tangly vines to suffer."
Voice Hyper: "This is great."
Voice Hyper: "..hah.."
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Voice Hyper: "What a fucking overstatement."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That was a fast hour))
GN Austin: -practices his Geomancing by making Rocks and Emeralds appear and float around-
Painriel: ((I'm pulling up the guides and wanted to see what was goin on shhhh
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Voice Hyper: ((shhh
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DamnDude: (( I'll be back in five seconds -DamnDude disappears for five hours- ))
GN Austin: ((I'll be back in a minute guys... TRANSLATION: See you guys in 30 Years))'
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Jeska or Jekas: -looks at AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks back.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you need Food and or water?"
GN Austin: -A bunch of rocks and gems are floating around the bar, they're pretty-
Voice Hyper: ((I'll be back in five minutes TRANSLATION: I'm gonna go get my glock and I'm gonna go shoot some dogs!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Why tho))
DamnDude: (( That sounds like something one of my school friends would say ))
Jeska or Jekas: Negative
Voice Hyper: ((I am your school friend
GN Austin: ((Brb Guys. TRANSLATION: I'm gonna go piss on someones sandwich))
Voice Hyper: ((lolno
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't have any orders for you currently."
Jeska or Jekas: Roger
DamnDude: (( I mean, I could just ask you if you bought a bazooka recently and then find out if you're lying or not :D ))
Voice Hyper: ((brb TRANSLATION: I'm about to shoot my dog with a bazooka
Asriel_Dreemurr: thinks to last night. He knows Jukon is in there. And He needs to be ordering her around, but he has nothing to order to to do.
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Erron (AAsriel): -walks in and sits at the bar- ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, AA."
DamnDude: (( And that's how I know you're not it, his is purposely not working because it was apart of a teacher's collection. ))
Voice Hyper: ((exactly
Erron (AAsriel): Hiya.
Voice Hyper: ((i'll whack the dog with the bazooka
DamnDude: (( ouch ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I order you to get a Soda for AA and give it to him. Rrport back here when you are finished, Jeska."
Erron (AAsriel): -He's wearing a cloak that covers his right arm- ...?
Voice Hyper: ((then i'll give it back to the teacher
Jeska or Jekas: -gets up and grabs a soda, returns to AA and gives him the soda-
Erron (AAsriel): -takes it- Thanks... "Jeska"
Runner: ((Lets do this))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Erron, I or- wait, whoops. Erron, please don't respond with a thanks next time."
Runner: ((Crystal, awesome mutations, Auto Crossbow and Energy Hammer. Lets wreck a throne))
Erron (AAsriel): Right... Sorry.
Erron (AAsriel): Wait why?
Voice Hyper: ((i'm sans and i'm gonna smash a dog
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Many reasons. It can lead to her believing Free will."
Voice Hyper: ((let's do this shit
Erron (AAsriel): Sounds cool.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's not cool, but you'll never see her again if I don't do this."
Asriel_Dreemurr: thinks AA knows what her he is referring to.
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Erron (AAsriel): -realizes what he just said- Y-YOU MEAN!?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Erron shut up, and think about it."
Erron (AAsriel): Think about What?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't say it."
Erron (AAsriel): Oh, I see...
Erron (AAsriel): -looks up at GNA's Floating Rocks and Gems- Who's rocks are these? Why are they floating?
GN Austin: Oh, Sorry mate.
GN Austin: -Brings them back-
Runner: ((I'm looping. 1-1.))
Runner: ((This'll be the run.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Noice))
Erron (AAsriel): It's fine... Eh, nevermind.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Did you get bolt marrow))
Jeska or Jekas: ...
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Erron (AAsriel): Wait, who's the new kid?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not sure."
GN Austin: -Hops onto the table- The name's Austin.
GN Austin: Leader of the Gem Network!
GN Austin: And a Geomancer! -Makes a gem appear-
Jeska or Jekas: -walks towards the back-
Erron (AAsriel): ...Okay.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, Where are you going."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Halt.
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GN Austin: What no applause?
Jeska or Jekas: -stops-
Runner: ((GOT HIT BY A VAN.))
GN Austin: -sits back down-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCKED))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HAH))
Jeska or Jekas: -inventory check-
Jeska or Jekas: Going to do an inventory check
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of what."
Jeska or Jekas: weapons and equipment
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jekas: there is a stash of weapons in the bar due to 58566
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and watches her, to make sure that's what she is doing.
Erron (AAsriel): Weapons?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Carry on."
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Jeska or Jekas: -walks to the back room where Jukon used to stay-
Runner: The anydoor opens, and in runs Runner again, ducking under what looks like fucking Batarangs, and immediately turning around, locking the door. He wipes a sweat off his...brow, which is covered by that grey hoodie again.
Runner: "Close one."
Jeska or Jekas: -moves a floor board and some of the furniture to reveal a number of weapons-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jeska or Jekas: -pulls out an oversized handgun that has an open breech- Type 88 Magnum Caster
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Runner: Runner stares at this. "I just got here and we're already grabbing weapons. I see how it is."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jeksa is in back room))
Runner: ((Shit))
Runner: Didn't do that.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is watchins through a half open door, but you probably wouldn't be able to see her.
Runner: >Her
Runner: Runner just moves over to the couch, idly plucking the batarangs off the wall and stuffing them in his bag.
Jeska or Jekas: -grabs a few shells- 2 #10 shots, 5 #9 shots,
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ""...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."*
Jeska or Jekas: 7 #8 shots, 10 # 7 shots -continnues to list off shells and weapons-
Asriel_Dreemurr: just watches.
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Jeska or Jekas: -inspects the armor she found under rthe bed-
Jeska or Jekas: -begins to strip to change in the armor-
Asriel_Dreemurr: doesn't look away.
Robo-Frisk: -Walks in- Hey Erron... You didn't think we were done yet... Did ya?
Erron (AAsriel): YOU!
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GN Austin: You?
Robo-Frisk: Me!
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Jeska or Jekas: -stops mid way through, pulls out a knife in the armor-
Robo-Frisk: Who's the kid?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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GN Austin: I AM AUSTIN! LEADER O--!
Erron (AAsriel): That's not important.
GN Austin: Hey!
Jeska or Jekas: -throws the knife towards AD, hitting the door-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What the fuck."
Jeska or Jekas: Master?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why did you do that?"
Jeska or Jekas: believe someone was spying on me
Jeska or Jekas: thought it was a pervert
GN Austin: (([url=https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8065/8250351838_d59405dfce.jpg]>TFW You're RPing three characters at once[/url]))
GN Austin: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE! -Plays a rimshot on his phone-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I had told you I was gonna watch to make sure you were doing the inventory."
GN Austin: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Carry on."
Jeska or Jekas: ((now you know how I feel Erron))
GN Austin: ((IKR))
Jeska or Jekas: Rouger
Jeska or Jekas: Roger*
Jeska or Jekas: -zips up the suit-
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Erron (AAsriel): AD, I think the kid just tried to roast you.
GN Austin: I didn't try... I did.
Robo-Frisk: -Giggles-
Asriel_Dreemurr: isn't listening.
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FullArmorJeska: -sits down and waits-
Asriel_Dreemurr: follows Jeska, ANd sits.
Asriel_Dreemurr: and*
FullArmorJeska: permission to speak freely?
Erron (AAsriel): Why do you follow me Frisk? Can't you robotize someone else?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tomporarily granted."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Make it quick."
Robo-Frisk: I could... But I already started on you... Show the kid your arm.
GN Austin: Arm?
FullArmorJeska: What is your objective?
Erron (AAsriel): -Gets up and removes the cloak. Revealing a cyberized arm... Complete with weaponry- . . .
Asriel_Dreemurr: "My objective?"
FullArmorJeska: yes
FullArmorJeska: ((taking after Jukon?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "To order you around, as that was your purpose, no?"
FullArmorJeska: That is my purpose
FullArmorJeska: what is yours
Asriel_Dreemurr: "To give you orders."
FullArmorJeska: What is your objective with me?
GN Austin: ((AD: TO FUCK))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why do you care?"
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FullArmorJeska: to better evaluate my objective
Voice Hyper: ((AD: your objective is to rape everybody you see except for me
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Voice Hyper: ((Jeska: master, what the fuck??
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If I tell you, you must not lose your own objective."
FullArmorJeska: ((Jeska: Acknowledge
FullArmorJeska: Roger
Fintevious: Tori?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon is inside of you. Somewhere."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "My objective is to bring her back."
FullArmorJeska: What will happen to me?
Bondertale: has been sitting in silence customers I had to do other shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."
GN Austin: I think the robot arm is cool...
Robo-Frisk: This kid gets it
Erron (AAsriel): . . .
Barchar: dislikes Mr. 'make Azzy a rob't' over here
GN Austin: ((Wait Me or Frisk?))
Fintevious: -starts to go for a hug, but stops-
FullArmorJeska: will I die?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
Mk: (frisk)
GN Austin: ((K))
FullArmorJeska: even tthough Jukon will take over?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."
Bondertale: "...is something the matter, Fintevious?"
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FullArmorJeska: ....
Mk: (this whole thing with jukon and jeska is reminding me of dog/God in new vegas)
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Mk: (with the same 'best' solution of trying to merge them)
FullArmorJeska: there might be a way to allow Jukon total control back at the lab
Erron (AAsriel): Just Cyberize the kid. He seems to like it...
Bondertale: Frisk Is close enough to the wall to hear this o guess cause I want them to have a chat with ad about this lol
GN Austin: No thanks, I'm on a "No Cyber" Diet...
Robo-Frisk: He's on a diet. I can't do it. It's rude!
Erron (AAsriel): THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING, DAMMIT!
Fintevious: there is something I want to do, but I do not think it would be appropiate to do
GN Austin: Giggity.
FullArmorJeska: ((Jeska and AD aare in a seperate room in the back))
Mk: (i mean I dunno how thick these walls are)
Bondertale: "...its your job to help me as best you can, yes?"
Voice Hyper: ((Frisk: Erron, you also need a diet. I'll give you robot celery if you want-- Erron: THAT'S NOT A THING, DAMNIT!
Erron (AAsriel): Well... I'm... ON A DIET TOO! No cyberize for me.
GN Austin: But that's not a thing.
Erron (AAsriel): I've never killed a kid before... but I will.
Barchar: is just floating around Mr. 'Make Azzy a rob't'. She probably doesn't need to intervene, buuuut
GN Austin: I've never killed a pussy before... but I will.
Barchar: she'll see how this goes
Robo-Frisk: ROASTED
Erron (AAsriel): . . .
Mk: is remembering one reason that they didn't miss the bar THAT much
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Mk: shit is cray-cray here
FullArmorJeska: -moves into the main after AD fainted-
Erron (AAsriel): -Sees Jeska in the Armor and memories are flooding back- . . . -Tries to focus on Frisk-
FullArmorJeska: -looks at Erron as she passes-
Mk: (i don't think jukon was here when mk was, was she? )
FullArmorJeska: -sits and aits-
FullArmorJeska: ((no))
FullArmorJeska: waits*
Erron (AAsriel): -Suddenly he looks down at his hands, and remembers something- . . . She...
Robo-Frisk: HEADS UP -Knocks him out again-
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Erron (AAsriel): z Z z
GN Austin: Wow.
FullArmorJeska: ...
Barchar: OH SHIT SHE MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
Fintevious: alright
Fintevious: if this doesn't help, let me know
Mk: "What the fu-!?" mk scrambled up, whacking at cyber frisk
Fintevious: -goes to hug Toriel-
Robo-Frisk: -Is not phased by MK, and turns to GNA- Hey kid, you wanna be my lab assistant. We can turn people like this scrub into robots!
GN Austin: I would, but I have a team that needs leading.
Mk: "WHY DOES NOTHING I DO MATTER"
FullArmorJeska: -pulls out the Magnum caster and aims it at Robo-Frisk-
Bondertale: Toriel freezes up slightly, before relaxing. "...yes. I believe that helps, doctor."
Robo-Frisk: -Looks at him- Hey kid, don't say that... You'll be a valuable asset to my robot army. Once I take over.
FullArmorJeska: -loads a #8 shell-
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Mk: "I DON'T WANNA BE A ROBOT! ROBOTS ARE ALL...METAL AND STUFF."
Robo-Frisk: I know. It's so cool.
Painriel: ((Back
Fintevious: he stops after a moment, I'm afraid I cannot always follow the Doctors Oath
Painriel: ((Azzy is going very well
FullArmorJeska: Stop
Mk: "This sounds a lot like an evil supervillain plot."
GN Austin: ...? -looks at Jeska- How rude. Pointing a gun at your future master.
Mk: "Now, I'm no expert on frisks, but I don't think they're usually evil sipervillains."
GN Austin: Kid, I made a promise to someone who disappeared a long time ago...
FullArmorJeska: you'll cease to exist if I fire this round
FullArmorJeska: Leave the goat where he is
GN Austin: -picks up Erron- What, do you miss your old husbando...
Mk: "OH, BLAH, BLAH, I'M NOT GONNA BE PART OF AN EVIL ROBOT ARMY."
GN Austin: -RFRISK SAID THAT-
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GN Austin: -NOT ME-
FullArmorJeska: ((how does he know that?
FullArmorJeska: No
GN Austin: ((It was Rfrisk))
Mk: (wasn't he, like...in erron's head?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: watches this.
Mk: (how'd he even get out)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((magic))
GN Austin: (1. She 2. She was saved by B10 3. Robots))
FullArmorJeska: Actually, I'll kill you both in one shot
Painriel: ((Fuckin bio
Painriel: ((Shit I shouldn't swear
Mk: "Why are you killing me!?"
Robo-Frisk: You would kill your old Husbando... Love does hurt.
Mk: (oh nvm that)
FullArmorJeska: -aims at Erron, and Frisk- That was my plan the entire time
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, Cease fire."
Mk: steeps out of that blast radius
Robo-Frisk: You never loved him?
FullArmorJeska: -is shaking her arm-
FullArmorJeska: No
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, Cease Fire, now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, that is an order."
FullArmorJeska: -puts her other hand on the grip of the Caster-
Robo-Frisk: Yeesh, How would he like to die knowing that? Let's wake him up and tell him.
FullArmorJeska: -to steady herself
FullArmorJeska: -is shaking even more-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, Stop pointing your gun at him!"
Mk: (that's not her you idiot)
GN Austin: ((RFRisk hasn't gotten the memo))
Mk: looks at rfrisk to she if she's paying any attention to then
Robo-Frisk: Who the fuck is Jeska?
FullArmorJeska: I am
GN Austin: Uuhm, Frisk? Is it? That's kind of a dick move... Telling him that his wife neve--
Robo-Frisk: Shut it for a second, lil' shit...
Mk: looks like that's a no. Mk wraps their arms around erron, trying to take him out of her hands.
FullArmorJeska: -fires the Caster towards Frisk and Erron-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska!"
FullArmorJeska: ((its the same type of shot of a mega particle cannon, rather large-
Robo-Frisk: Oh my!
Mk: "OH SHIT I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GONNA-" Mk let's go, scrambling away
GN Austin: WORLD STAR!
FullArmorJeska: -missed-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, sit down, shut the fuck up, and calm your self!"
: Painriel [Painriel] disconnected.
Robo-Frisk: Nice Shot, Stormtrooper.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You are failing your objective."
Mk: "GODDAMMIT I CAN'T EVEN-" mk is getting testy
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FullArmorJeska: YOU SAID FAILING MY OBJECTIVES WAS A GOOD THING
FullArmorJeska: -throws the caster at AD-
GN Austin: -Makes an Emerald Barrier infront of MK- Let's leave them alone...
GN Austin: I'm not letting a kid get hurt.
Asriel_Dreemurr: catches it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It was a good thing for Jukon, not you!"
Mk: "HOW ABOUT LET'S NOT!? I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER TURN THAT SLIGHTLY BIGGER MOTHERFUCKER INTO A ROBOT."
Robo-Frisk: I'll be taking this... -Leaves with Erron-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You clearly don't understand that shooting an innocent isn't right!"
GN Austin: Ok kid... Calm down.
GN Austin: Do you even know that "Slightly Bigger Mother Fucker?"
FullArmorJeska: -walks after Frisk-
Barchar: "No you're fucking NOT!" barchar floats after him
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Voice Hyper: ((wowie
Asriel_Dreemurr: follows Jeska.
FullArmorJeska: Stop
Mk: "No, but I don't want this frisk to START AN EVIL ROBOT ARMY."
FullArmorJeska: -to robot frisk-
Painriel: ((Hoi
Voice Hyper: ((hi
GN Austin: Look, if it makes you feel better... I, AUSTIN OF THE GEM NETWORK will handle this.
Asriel_Dreemurr: taps Jeska's arm with the Caster, and hands it to her.
Robo-Frisk: Make me, fuckers!
Mk: "YOU WERE ON HIS SIDE!"
Voice Hyper: ((i feel like slarvath jacks off to this drama
Voice Hyper: ((lolno
Voice Hyper: ((just kidding
Painriel: ((Wut drama
FullArmorJeska: -grabs it and loads a new round holstering it afterwards-
GN Austin: I said it was "Cool" not "Acceptable"
FullArmorJeska: -walks but to Frisk and kicks him-
Voice Hyper: ((that is
Voice Hyper: ((look what is happening right now
GN Austin: Now let's go.
Voice Hyper: ((What.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, don't shoot the goat.
GN Austin: -Walks towards the gang-
Voice Hyper: ((Those messages should be switched.
Voice Hyper: ((Fuck you, phone.
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Mk: "I-you-i dont-" mk growled, walking after him
: Painriel [Painriel] is now Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey].
Smol Flowey: ((Hoi
Voice Hyper: ((hi chime
Gaster: ((hi there
Mk: (were having a good time)
GN Austin: HEY FRISK! I WANNA BE YOUR ASSISTANT! SLOW DOWN!
Smol Flowey: slowly opens his eyes, Painriel cried himself to sleep i guess
Voice Hyper: [I]"What the fuck."[/i]
Robo-Frisk: -Hears this- Oh really?
Smol Flowey: "..."
GN Austin: Let's hug to make it a deal!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Frisk."
Smol Flowey: "W-what..."
Smol Flowey: "What h-happened..."
Mk: takes to the sky. Them wings ain't for show bby. They hover around in the sky above everyone.
Robo-Frisk: Alrighty... -Reaches out for a hug-
Voice Hyper: ((can hyper temp control painsriel's body when he is asleep or nah
Voice Hyper: ((considering smol flowey just woke up
Mk: jakob is very cknfused
Voice Hyper: ((and hyper is watching this shit i guess
GN Austin: -Runs up and turns his hand into an emerald sword, and stabs frisk- PSYCHE BITCH -It shatters-
Smol Flowey: ((Can do
Mk: Me he hopes he'll get a treat after all this.
GN Austin: . . .
Smol Flowey: ((But Painriel will take back if he sees anything bad going on
Robo-Frisk: . . .
Voice Hyper: "..Hm.."
Mk: ('bad' in this case meaning 'good' )
Smol Flowey: ((Good for you
Smol Flowey: ((I was going to do a swear
Voice Hyper: * He makes Painriel look up at Smol Flowey.
Smol Flowey: ((But a smol child is watching
Gaster: ((so it occured to me today that the only field i'll truly be happy in is art
GN Austin: It's just a prank?
Voice Hyper: [I]"..Howdy."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is it dead?"
Gaster: ((maybe. i dunno
Voice Hyper: ((neat
Smol Flowey: "W-what did... why am I like this again...?"
Gaster: ((school makes me upset
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, take aim at Frisk."
Smol Flowey: ((Art is a good field
Mk: is prolly gonna fire breath Robo frisk here if erron gets out of the damn way
Voice Hyper: [i]"..Are you Smazzy?"[/i]
Gaster: ((now to close my door to attempt to muffle my dad's hollering
Smol Flowey: "...yes..."
Gaster: ((he's not angry he's just... loud
FullArmorJeska: -pulls out the caster and aims it at Frisk-
Robo-Frisk: -Grabs GNA by the throat- I thought we were friends.
Voice Hyper: [i]"..Oh.. oh.. fuck.."[/i]
GN Austin: Okay, this hurts.
Smol Flowey: "I can't feel anything but... pain..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can Jeska shoot at Frisk))
Voice Hyper: [I]"This is Hyper talking to you right now."[/i]
GN Austin: ((It might work))
Mk: "GET THE GOAT OUT OF THE WAY DANGIT"
Mk: starts a divebomb
Voice Hyper: [I]"Flowey used my SOUL to live in a body."[/i]
Smol Flowey: "Hyper..."
GN Austin: OH YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME KID.
Smol Flowey: "I died..."
Voice Hyper: [i]"..Yep. It's me."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, Fire at Frisk."
Voice Hyper: [I]".."[/i]
Robo-Frisk: Oh my god, you are annoying... -Tightens her grip on GNA's Throat-
FullArmorJeska: -fires at Frisk this time, not missing-
GN Austin: AAGH
Voice Hyper: [I]"I died too. You're floating in the same boat as me."[/i]
Robo-Frisk: -Uses GNA to block the shot-
Mk: "Okay wait maybe this was a bad idea." mk said hurriedly, getting out of the way of jeska's shit
GN Austin: -It vaporises him- AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Smol Flowey: "I feel like I just took a bunch of joy..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fire again."
Mk: "OKAY WAIT MAYBE THIS WASN'T A BAD IDEA I'M CONFUSED"
FullArmorJeska: -loads a # 7 shot-
Smol Flowey: *The syringe with blue liquid is empty, Painriel used it
FullArmorJeska: -fires again
Voice Hyper: [I]"He injected you with what I think was liquid joy."[/i]
Smol Flowey: "Oh..."
Robo-Frisk: -Uses Erron this time-
Voice Hyper: [i]"..He's asleep right now, so that's why I can speak to you."[/i]
FullArmorJeska: -loads a #9 shot and aims-
FullArmorJeska: -doesn't seem phased-
Voice Hyper: [i]"If I sound different, or if I'm being mean, it's not me. Okay?"[/i]
FullArmorJeska: no more bodies to hide behind
Smol Flowey: "Ok."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You fuck..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fire."
GN Austin: RFrisk. . .
Voice Hyper: [i]"Cool."[/i]
FullArmorJeska: -Fires-
Smol Flowey: "What are we going to do..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kill her."
Robo-Frisk: . . .*
Mk: stays out of 'get turned into meat shield' range
Voice Hyper: [i]"..Mm.. I suppose we wait for the others to come find us."[/i]
Barchar: IS REALLY FUCKING PISSED AT ROBO FRISK RIGHT NOW
Voice Hyper: [i]"Or if HE finds them."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: is Clentching his fists.
Robo-Frisk: -has her arm blown off- HGNNN!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fire."
Voice Hyper: [i]"..We'll be out of here soon. Don't worry."[/i]
FullArmorJeska: -loads another roound, but approachs Frisk-
Smol Flowey: "I'm not worried."
FullArmorJeska: -gets to point black range-
Voice Hyper: [i]"..Haha.. we'll be just fine.."[/i]
Mk: "Fire, you say!?" they dive bomb, flames popping out of their mouth and launching towards rfrisk
Smol Flowey: "I don't feel anything...."
GN Austin: -Walks back up with Erron- Guys, I'm Back!
Voice Hyper: [i]"..That's bad."[/i]
Mk: e DIDN'T MEAN TO BUT THE FISH LADY DAMMIT DAMMIT THEY'RE SO BAD AT THIS
Voice Hyper: [i]"I hope you can get a body, soon."[/i]
Robo-Frisk: -looks at the two- HOW!? I SAW YOU GET KILLED!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska. Fire."
FullArmorJeska: -shoves the Caster in his mouth- Roger
Voice Hyper: [i]"Chances are - this guy will, uh.. torture you. Probably."[/i]
Smol Flowey: "I don't have a soul."
Smol Flowey: "Torture me?"
Robo-Frisk: MMPH!!
FullArmorJeska: -fires-
Voice Hyper: [I]"I heard him blabber about wanting to make you 'beg to die'."[/i]
Robo-Frisk: -It vaporises her- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGH!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Erron (AAsriel): holy shit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You are dismissed. You may return to your seat, Jeska."
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over to AA.
Smol Flowey: "Why?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You alright?"
Erron (AAsriel): Th-Thanks
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You got hit by some cross fire."
Voice Hyper: [I]"He wants you to suffer."[/i]
Mk: lands. "Good. Great. That's done. I didn't do anything. Im good at that, I guess. Just gonna...gonna go back." they walk back off towards the bar
GN Austin: -walks up to AD- I gave him one of my 1-ups.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "One ups."
Erron (AAsriel): Yeah, I saw this kid in Hell... and he shared with me.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, I won't question it."
Smol Flowey: "Why does he want me to suffer?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks back into the bar.
GN Austin: YEAH! I've been to hell...
GN Austin: -follows with Erron-
FullArmorJeska: -just stands where she was-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, Return to the bar."
GN Austin: So, you wanna "Kill a Kid" now, Erron?
Voice Hyper: ((AD: Soup. We're out here in the middle of the desert, and we need water, but you filled the water canisters with SOUP.
Erron (AAsriel): I'll leave you alone for now.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hey))
FullArmorJeska: Negative
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((We need food, too))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Soup has water in it))
Voice Hyper: [i]"..I don't know."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like, hardly any but it's there))
Voice Hyper: [i]"I've asked him four hundred times."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Better then putting soup in the I.V.))
Voice Hyper: ((ik
Voice Hyper: ((it's a reference
Voice Hyper: ((one you probably won't get ;)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah I don't))
GN Austin: ((What do you mean there's only soup))
Asriel_Dreemurr: (9What's it from))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((theres only soup))
Mk: walks into the bar, slamming the any/door behind them. Jakob ran up, excitedly. "No, Jakob, no treats." he looked disappointed.
Voice Hyper: ((gimme a sec
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP ISLE))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME))
Smol Flowey: "..."
Smol Flowey: "Do you think they're coming back?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why?"
Smol Flowey: "We're dead to them..."
FullArmorJeska: -doesn't move- I need an answer
Asriel_Dreemurr: "For what?"
Mk: (WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE)
GN Austin: ((FUCK YOU))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK YOU))
Mk: (wow rude)
GN Austin: ((lel))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((kek))
GN Austin: -Get's back to the bar-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jeska, what do you need an answer for?"
Erron (AAsriel): -sits at the bar and drinks a cola-
FullArmorJeska: Back at the lab there is likely equipment that will allow Jukon to take control, is that what you want?
Voice Hyper: ((this is where it's from https://youtu.be/vdzfHHXKbyg
Mk: is sitting on top of a saddled Jakob, looking annoyed.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yes."
Voice Hyper: [I]"Nah. They're gonna get us back."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was orignally trying to un condition you."
FullArmorJeska: -loads a new shot into the Caster and aims it at AD- Problem is that I don't want to die
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You said you hated me, that's why I stopped."
GN Austin: -Sits next to Erron- So... Dying by vaporization hurts... alot.
Smol Flowey: "That's awfully optimistic"
FullArmorJeska: everything you do is for Jukon
Erron (AAsriel): Does it? I was unconscious.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Beause I lost everything."
GN Austin: Fuck you, dude.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She was my only hope."
Erron (AAsriel): Heh.
FullArmorJeska: What about me?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You hate me."
Smol Flowey: "I feel tingly..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((brb))
Voice Hyper: [i]"Half of what I care about goes to you. Others care about you. The others will come for us when they eventually find out, because they care about you."[/i]
FullArmorJeska: Because you want me to be someone else!
Voice Hyper: [i]"Uhm.. is the tingly feeling good?"[/i]
FullArmorJeska: ((gonna take a quick shower)
Smol Flowey: "Like I did when I mutated"
Smol Flowey: "That's not a good sign"
Voice Hyper: [i]"..Oh no."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Tell me when you get back))
Smol Flowey: "..."
Voice Hyper: ((for now you'll watch two broken goats talk
: Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey] disconnected.
Gaster: ((i guess you can say we're the men who stare at goats
Gaster: ((or women, or people of other gender persuasions
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Voice Hyper: ((we're the guys who stare at goats
Smol Flowey: "It stopped..."
Voice Hyper: ((guys doesn't necessarilly mean men
Voice Hyper: ((nessarilly
Mk: looks at GNA and erron
Smol Flowey: Painriel begins stirring
Smol Flowey: "..."
Voice Hyper: [i]"..I gotta go now. Seeyah."[/i]
Smol Flowey: "Am I going to get tortured now?"
Voice Hyper: [i]* The spoopy voice fades away.[/i]
Smol Flowey: "..."
: Smol Flowey [Smol Flowey] is now Painriel [Painriel].
Painriel: "..."
Painriel: stands up, moving over to a wall and leaning on it
Voice Hyper: "Good mornin'."
Voice Hyper: "Actually afternoon."
FullArmorJeska: ((back
FullArmorJeska: Tell me, what do you intend to do if you get her back?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Painriel: hits his head against the wall
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She misses me..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm a terrible person..."
FullArmorJeska: its so much more than that
FullArmorJeska: -the misses part-
Voice Hyper: "..Why are you hurting yourself?"
FullArmorJeska: I can hear her right now you know
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have used you..."
: Painriel [Painriel] disconnected.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... I was blinded by missing her..."
FullArmorJeska: Shes begging me not to fire,
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: ★ Joseph: * ( WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS )
FullArmorJeska: Shes offering to go away forever in exchange for you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of course she is..."
Voice Hyper: ((wow
Voice Hyper: ((r00d
: ★ John Cena: * ( but yes i am here hi )
FullArmorJeska: You just lost your boyfriend, your so called adopted child, and not the only person who loves you
Voice Hyper: ((hi
FullArmorJeska: npw the*
FullArmorJeska: now the*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry..."
FullArmorJeska: Nothing more to say than that?
: Terra [] is now The Cartoonstitute [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not talking to you..."
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FullArmorJeska: -she starts trembling-
Asriel_Dreemurr: is just looking down.
FullArmorJeska: I know know why I was conditioned for you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Why..."
FullArmorJeska: Because she made me
Voice Hyper: ((Jeska: I was supposed to rape you this whole time
Voice Hyper: ((AD: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: % Laurel: * ( Mito: ew )
FullArmorJeska: -fires the caster at his feet, sending up a cloud of snow-
Voice Hyper: ((MITO GO EAT BLOO'S SAUSAGE
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Voice Hyper: ((IT'S [S]IN THEIR PANTS[/S] IN THE DAMN FRIDGE
: % Laurel: * ( Mito: i'm 7 )
FullArmorJeska: -shes gone-
Voice Hyper: ((I KNOW
Voice Hyper: ((YOU CAN EAT SAUSAGES
: % Laurel: * ( I mean I do have a sausage )
: % Laurel: * ( In the fridge )
Gaster: ((snap into a slim jim
FullArmorJeska: ((gotta start getting ready for work
Voice Hyper: ((yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns into the bar, holding back sadness. he just sits on the couch, slumped over and not okay.
Voice Hyper: ((also okay yazan
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((k))
: % Laurel: * ( I have a whole pack of them )
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FullArmorJeska: ((yes? Frisky?
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
: % Laurel: * ( http://i.imgur.com/xm6tEFL.jpg proof )
Gaster: ((the best kind
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Voice Hyper: ((you said you were getting ready for work
Voice Hyper: ((i was like
Voice Hyper: (("okay!"
Voice Hyper: ((also damn bloo
Voice Hyper: ((those sausages
: % Laurel: * ( u know it bby ;)
Voice Hyper: ((hoo boy
: % Laurel: * ( we can make more than lemonade iykwim )
: % Laurel: * ( lemonade and sausages )
Voice Hyper: ((i'm scared
Voice Hyper: ((don't hug me i'm scared
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: % Laurel: * ( ;] i do live right next 2 u so ill see you in 5 bby )
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Fintevious: -sits next to AD- Hey
Painriel: is still hitting his head against the wall
Voice Hyper: ((oh boy
FullArmorJeska: ((never mind he ain't here
Voice Hyper: "Stop that."
: % Laurel: * ( im real hungry )
GN Austin: ((Back))
: % Laurel: * ( i could sure use some of ur sausages bb )
Painriel: hyper can feel it too
Voice Hyper: ((i have sausages
Voice Hyper: ((i really do
Voice Hyper: ((but i'm lazy to get them
Voice Hyper: "..Fuck."
: % Laurel: * ( ya sure u do *wink* )
GN Austin: ...
Fintevious: -is with Tori actually-
Voice Hyper: "This hurts like hell."
Voice Hyper: "Stop. Please."
Painriel: stops
Voice Hyper: "..Thank you."
: The Cartoonstitute [] is now Terra [].
Voice Hyper: "This is the first time you've listened to me."
Painriel: sits down against the wall
Voice Hyper: "That's an achievement."
: ★ Joseph: * ( we can make a food chain frisky )
Erron (AAsriel): So...
Bondertale: tori is with Fin, still feeling preeetty shitty
: ★ Joseph: * ( all we sell is lemonade and sausages )
Voice Hyper: ((nadesauges
Gaster: is at home frying an egg. His withdrawal symptoms are starting to go away.
GN Austin: Still bummed out that you're gonna go to hell, Erron?
: ★ Joseph: * He seems to be sleeping. While following GNA.
Erron (AAsriel): Yeah, a little
Gaster: ((i just drew a bunch of dicks in pink crayon
: ★ Joseph: * ( "i just drew a bunch of dicks in pink crayon" -Chime 2016 )
Gaster: ((some people draw gore to vent. some people draw explosions to vent.
Gaster: ((me? i draw dicks.
Painriel: "This is pointless..."
: ★ Joseph: * ( WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS )
GN Austin: ((FUCK, you beat me Joseph))
Gaster: ((it's me
Gaster: ((i am the dick drawer
Voice Hyper: "What's pointless?"
Voice Hyper: "Why do you hate me?"
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Voice Hyper: "..Please."
The Trio: ((Ayy
Voice Hyper: "Answer my questions."
Voice Hyper: ((ayy tri
Fintevious: if you even need a hug again, let me know. I know it is not much, but if it helps
: ★ Joseph: * ( Aaaaand presenting, Chimeranyx the dick drawer!)
Painriel: ((Ayy
GN Austin: -Looks next to him to see Joseph- Damnit, why are you following me?
Painriel: ((Tri I started today
The Trio: ((Started?
Painriel: ((Azzy
: ★ Joseph: * He snaps awake. "The fuck? What?"
The Trio: ((Oh yeh
The Trio: ((How is it so far?
Painriel: ((He doin good
GN Austin: ...
Painriel: ((Not sentient
Painriel: ((But his eyes changed color
GN Austin: Even in sleep.
Gaster: ((i guess instead of writing "disregard i suck cocks" i can write "disregard i draw cocks"
Painriel: ((And I ran through my list of traits once
The Trio: ((Hey, that's a response, that's good
: Monster Kid's connection timed out.
GN Austin: ((hey, that's pretty good))
The Trio: ((At least I think that's a response...it's a change, at least
: ★ Joseph: * ( I said disregard I suck cocks in front of a friend )
Painriel: ((Still having trouble visualizing him
Painriel: ((I'll work just on that tomorrow, personality later
: ★ Joseph: * ( And she was like "Jeez, Terra, I know you're pansexual but......"
The Trio: ((Visualization takes a while, might be easier if you look at each part separately, personality is easier
The Trio: ((I'd suggest narrate whenever you're not doing anything else
Painriel: ((Yeah but the way I speak to him is through visualization
Painriel: ((Yeah that's what I do
The Trio: ((Oh, huh
The Trio: ((I thought just talking in your head would be narration as long as it was targeted to the tulpa
Painriel: ((I imagine him in wonderland and my words literally going to him
Painriel: ((It's very exhausting but I know he's hearing me
The Trio: ((That sounds like extremely useful symbolism, I'll try that
Voice Hyper: [i]"JUST ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTIONS.."[/i] ... "[U]..please...[/u]"
Painriel: "..."
Voice Hyper: "Why do you hate me? What have I forgotten?"
Painriel: "I'm... sorry..."
Voice Hyper: "..For what?"
Voice Hyper: "Answer me."
: ★ Joseph: * ( I am intrigued )
Painriel: "Everything..."
Painriel: "E-everything I've done..."
Voice Hyper: "..."
Voice Hyper: "You don't hate me?"
Voice Hyper: "Not anymore?"
Painriel: "I-I..."
Voice Hyper: (("I LOVE YOU, HYPER"
: Painriel [Painriel] disconnected.
Voice Hyper: ((wow
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Painriel: clutches his head, looking pained
Voice Hyper: "Answer me."
Voice Hyper: "Just.."
Painriel: ((Now if Hyper actually does get through to him we're not gonna RP it because spooooilers
Voice Hyper: "Answer my damn question for once."
Painriel: ((I'll tell you when that happens
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Voice Hyper: "..I've been trying to be nice to you."
Voice Hyper: "You need to return the favor."
Painriel: "..."
Voice Hyper: "I'm sorry for being mean before you put me in here."
Voice Hyper: "I am sincerely sorry for whatever I've done."
Voice Hyper: "Just.. please.. you can be a good person."
Voice Hyper: "You just need to try."
Painriel: "Y-you didn't do anything..."
Painriel: "I did it..."
Painriel: "I-I..."
Voice Hyper: "..Ah.."
Painriel: "I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..."
Voice Hyper: "No."
Voice Hyper: "It's okay."
Painriel: cries into his hands
Voice Hyper: "I forgive you."
Voice Hyper: "I forgive you for killing me for a pointless reason."
Voice Hyper: "I forgive you for killing somebody I love and turning them into a flower."
Voice Hyper: "..I forgive you for throwing my emotions into the trash."
Voice Hyper: "You don't have to be sorry."
Voice Hyper: "Now that you're getting your sense back, you're halfway there to being forgiven by everybody."
Voice Hyper: "The second half is to put effort into being a good person."
Voice Hyper: "Does that make sense?"
Painriel: "She'll never forgive me."
Painriel: "She's dead..."
Voice Hyper: ((Hyper for Life Coach 2016
Painriel: "Not a voice.. not a flower.... d-dead."
Fintevious: Tori?
Painriel: "I wanted to blame you..."
Painriel: "E-everyone..."
Painriel: "A-anyone but me..."
Voice Hyper: "..It's fine."
GN Austin: ...
Painriel: is still crying
Voice Hyper: "I'm sure in the afterlife she'll forgive you."
: ★ Joseph: * "..."
Voice Hyper: "You just need to be a good person, and you can do that!"
Voice Hyper: "You're doing that right now."
The Trio: enters. Usual greeting.
Sincere: "Hi!"
: Monster Kid's connection timed out.
Voice Hyper: "If you try to be happy, and you try to be a happy person, then I'm sure she will forgive you."
: ☲ Mito: * He waves at them. "....Hey..."
Sincere: "How are you? Got any sleep?"
Voice Hyper: "I'm sure she will forgive you for everything."
Voice Hyper: "She isn't comle
Voice Hyper: Fuck.
Voice Hyper: My life.
Voice Hyper: "She isn't complete evil."
: ☲ Mito: * "I just woke up..."
: Terra [] is now sinnamon roll [].
Sincere: "How long was your sleep?"
Painriel: "You're nice..."
Voice Hyper: ((sinnamon fuck
GN Austin: -drinks a sprite-
Voice Hyper: "..Thank you. You can be nice as well."
Voice Hyper: "You're on your way to being nice."
Painriel: "It's too late for me..."
Voice Hyper: "..No it is not."
Voice Hyper: "Nothing is too late."
Painriel: "But there's something I can do..."
Voice Hyper: "Hm?"
Painriel: stands up
Voice Hyper: "What do you mean?"
Painriel: goes over and puts on a labcoat
: ☲ Mito: * "A few days?"
Painriel: spends time with Hyper for a while
Sincere: "Wow, that's great! I assume you feel much better now."
Painriel: ((Alright no more of this
Painriel: ((Spoooilers
Painriel: ((Also gtg
: Painriel [Painriel] disconnected.
Voice Hyper: ((bye
: Monster Kid [Mk] joined chat.
: ☲ Mito: * "Physically I feel better..." He buries his hands in his face.
Gaster: ((did he just
Gaster: ((punch himself in the face or something
: ☲ Mito: * ( Shit )
Sincere: "And that's a good thing, right?"
: ☲ Mito: * His face in his hands. Fml
Barchar: floats around Surreal. "Hello, there, child."
Voice Hyper: ((Mito: I ATE SHIT AND SMEARED IT ALL OVER MY FACE SEND HELP
Voice Hyper: ((Bloo: no my sinnamon fuck
Voice Hyper: ((Mito: FUCK YOU
: ☲ Mito: * ( Mito: WHERE THE FUCK IS ASRIEL WHEN YOU NEED HIM )
Surreal: "Hello! How are you?"
Barchar: "Wishing that jeska didn't get to that robot frisk before me. But fine."
Surreal: "Robot frisk?"
: ☲ Mito: * ( 101 201 60 )
Barchar: waved a hand. "You weren't here. Whatever. C
Voice Hyper: ((there's 2 and 1 in the same number
Voice Hyper: ((that's 21
Voice Hyper: ((21 divided by seven is 3
Voice Hyper: ((bloo is illuminati confirmed
The Trio: ((HL3 confirmed?
: ☲ Mito: * ( Correct )
The Trio: ((Or that too
: ☲ Mito: * ( I held Gaben hostage and he said there will be no HL3 )
Mk: (2 + 1 is 3,half life 3 canceled)
: ☲ Mito: * ( So I killed him )
Voice Hyper: ((WOWIE
The Trio: ((Bloo's calculator for Slarvath is secretly the coding of HL3
Voice Hyper: ((^
: ☲ Mito: * ( It really is )
The Trio: ((Revealed your secret yey
: ☲ Mito: * ( You can buy it on Steam in a few days )
Mk: (hl3 is a undertale themed rpg?)
: ☲ Mito: * ( gtg cya guys )
: sinnamon roll [] disconnected.
The Trio: ((Bye
Gaster: ((brb
Mk: (i guess it only makes sense after the ending if hl2 ep 2)
The Trio: ((Brb checking if ramen is done
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Gaster [afkGaster].
FullArmorJeska: (g2g to work, later)
: Yazan [FullArmorJeska] disconnected.
The Trio: ((This is the minute where everyone goes AFK or leaves
Voice Hyper: ((the great brb of 2016
GN Austin: ((Bai
Barchar: "So, what inane things have your little gang done?"
GN Austin: -chugs down a Sprite-
: Frisky [Voice Hyper] disconnected.
Surreal: "We've reported stuff about this bar to Clarity and Charity ever since we came here. Yesterday they said they'll investigate some time this week to see if there's anything they want to do with it. Charity says the bar's probably in no trouble, it doesn't seem corrupt."
Erron (AAsriel): I can't believe I'm going to hell...
GN Austin: I can't believe you didn't think you would.
Barchar: barchar laughed. "Depending on her definition, I suppose. I assume you've told them all I've told you."
Erron (AAsriel): At least I didn't have a painful death.