Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh?[/font]
Jozlyn: ((I legitimately don't know what this is, I dunno if my brain exploded or something
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]It's like a contract that shows your love...[/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( It's a ship that's what it is :| )
Jozlyn: ((No not that
Jozlyn: ((I know it's a ship but I mean what she's-----waaiiitttttttt
Jozlyn: ((ffffffffffff
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Yeah. :| )
Jozlyn: ((marriage
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]But we should wait...[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Get to know each other more, y'know…?[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...If you say so.[/font]
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Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Can you tell me some of your story of how you saved the world?[/font]
Gaster: waits for his husband to arrive.
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * They looked at MK. "Hello!" The greeting sends a gust of wind towards them.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...There's not too much to it. I fought some weird things with my cat friends, and we kinda became gods after beating everything.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Particularly the Batter. :l[/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Strato-Frisk in school: "-raises their hand, causing every single paper in the class to whirl around-" )
: Bondertale's connection timed out.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Tell me some weird things![/font]
DamnDude: (( I kinda wish amiibo challenge had the ability to buy a level editor or something. ))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I remember entering some seemingly normal hallway, but the Judge told me that the Puppeteer told HIM that he had encountered some kind of error or something.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]After a few seconds everything was absolutely corrupted.[/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( I imagine ... and ??? just shoving amiibos [redacted] )
Jozlyn: [font=arial]The music died and enemies were...undefined.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]!!!![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Everything was undefined except us.[/font]
DamnDude: (( what the fuck frisky. ))
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]That's scary![/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Tell me more...[/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( i'm not frisky )
DamnDude: (( what ))
Maxie Rogers: ((Yeah that's not Frisky))
DamnDude: (( wait, what? ))
: 90% air [] is now bloo speaking, how can i help you [].
Maxie Rogers: ((RIP))
Gaster: ((OOOOOOOOH
DamnDude: (( oh, you're bloo ))
DamnDude: (( well ))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hmm. Well...[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]The Batter seemed normal, but his mission was to purify everything. Apparently it was, anyway.[/font]
DamnDude: (( Usually only Frisky has the symbol shit next to their name. ))
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( what do you mean symbol shit )
DamnDude: (( ★ ))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]He saw perfection as emptiness. So he just went to kill everything, until he could shut it all down.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Everyone had died. Except us and a few others.[/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( The star before my name? I use that for all my characters now kek )
Jozlyn: [font=arial]And we beat him. After he became a horrible demon thing that is. That's how we saved the world.[/font]
DamnDude: (( burn in hell bloo, you just started that today. ))
Corsiva: fidgets a little.
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( No I've had it for like a few days now )
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( LPT: Rebel life is risky )
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: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Turbine_Car )
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: (ayy lmao)
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: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( ayy )
Gaster: ((i imagine this is sans trying to tell a bedtime story: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ekFOCnZvp9
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AYY))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy*))
Jozlyn: (("There was aaaaaaaa...........dog."
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks into the bar with [Frisk]- Hey guys... [What's good, scrublords?]
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Corsiva: looks up. "What's a scrublord?"
Mk: blinks. "Uh..yeah. Hi."
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * They looked at AAsriel, the sudden movement creating yet another gust of wind. "Hello!" Their voice was a bit high-pitched.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake. He looks to AA.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [*snort* Heheh] Goddamnit Frisk...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, AA..."
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh hey.
Corsiva: 's ectoplasmic hair blows a little in the wind, a couple electrical sparks leaping off of it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You doing okay?"
Jozlyn: is waiting for Temmii. She yawns and shivers, still slightly cold, and she wonders if she should sleep.
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: Yeah... I was stuck in a fridge for three days... but I'm good.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [wh... how?]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You know what happened, right?"
Bondertale: (he had to escape a nuke)
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * The vortex surrounding her was moving at a "fast" speed. Around 60-70 mph.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: What happened?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "jukon...."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She isn't... With us anymore."
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (-indiana jones intensifies-)
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -has a shocked expression- W-WHAT!?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry..."
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [oh shit]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]That was really interesting...[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]I kinda like weird things...[/font]
Gaster: looks down, sad.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Oh! You still seem cold...[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I am a bit cold. 3:[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Here, I'll get something~[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright.[/font]
Temmii: gets another blanket, and a laptop. She sets it in front of the duo.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What's that?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and walks over to AA.
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Bondertale: frisk fiddles with the locket around their neck at hearing jukon's name. They shoot a quick glare at Shin.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]A computer![/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( oh shiiit )
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( yazan finally did it huh )
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( -claps- )
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh, I remember those. The Judge has to solve a puzzle using computers, and some key card things. It took a while. Noneof us know computers well. ;-;[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts his real arm around him.
Jozlyn: ((had*
Jozlyn: ((none of*
Asriel_Dreemurr: lost an arm if you didnt know.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: h-how did... I thought... [...]
Temmii: quickly closes out window of a video titled '[spoiler]hologram jozlyn 1[/spoiler]' before Jozlyn cam see it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jozlyn: ((HOLOGRAM.
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( WHAT THE FUCK. )
Temmii: didn't, just messing with you
Jozlyn: ((...
Jozlyn: ((*slow clap*
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [Jeez dude... You gonna be alright?] ...n-no...
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * Temmii and Jozlyn's computer may or may not have flashed for a second, saying "DRAKON IS STILL WITH YOU."
Temmii: ((what if the video was actually called SPOILER))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm really sorry..."
Jozlyn: ((Lel
Gaster: ((wait are temmii and jozlyn gonna netflix and chill
AAsriel/[Frisk]: It's not your fault...
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What was that flash?[/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Tri: "just scratch the 'chill' part" )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know..."
Jozlyn: ((Holy jesus
Gaster: ((literally chill in jozlyn's case
AAsriel/[Frisk]: It was Wolf... Wasn't it?
Jozlyn: ((But if you erase the chill part, then it's "Netflix and"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Y-yes, but please don't blame him."
Jozlyn: ((lelelelel
AAsriel/[Frisk]: . . .
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Strato-Frisk causes a huge tornado causing the bar to rip into shreds )
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (THA ENND)
Bondertale: (more like netfux amirite)
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( She's gotten revenge on a friend once )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If we're being fair... She was a huge outlaw there..."
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( She threw her friend's car 100 miles away with a tornado )
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Her friend was never seen again. )
Temmii: ((thunderstorm chara
Barchar: (dislikes strato-frisk greatly)
Temmii: ((*hurricane
Jozlyn: ((Eye of the Storm Asriel
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: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( I was just kidding about the friend thing kek )
AAsriel/[Frisk]: But... I... [you?] I helped her... I tried.
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( She would never do that )
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [...]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I tried too..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...She wants us to be happy, okay?"
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Eye of the Tiger Diego /s )
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Anyway. Yeah. What are we going to do on the laptop?[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hey, know anything to watch?[/font]
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hmm. Nope.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]We can search for anything![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Songs?[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -nods- [shit dude... lets get some Colas]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * "DRAKON IS HERE" appears on the top left corner of the computer for a few second, but then it goes away.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Yeah![/font]
Gaster: ((it just occurred to me - the only form of entertainment in the off world is pretty much music and books
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...I'm seeing the word "Drakon" randomly flash on this computer a lot.[/font]
Fintevious: (Sorry I didnt do with you here Erron. Time difference makes it hard
Asriel_Dreemurr: gives a quick one armed hug, and lets him go.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Oh yeah.[/font]
Jozlyn: ((...Wow, yeah
Temmii: ((the hologram thing didn't happen
Jozlyn: ((In OFF people are commanders or workers, there's no fun
Jozlyn: ((Welp
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * She flies over to Grillby, wind ensues. She orders a soda.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Eh, ignore it.[/font]
Gaster: ((well, those two things and the park
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: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( I imagine Strato-Frisk annoying the fuck out of Grillby with the wind )
Gaster: ((i guess zone 2 was supposed to be a place of joy but
Temmii: ((THIS IS NOT LISA
Jozlyn: ((The park was inaccessible for a while, then after just a few minutes of access they thought there were ghosties everywhere
Grillby: seems to be flickering, but he gets her a soda anyway.
Jozlyn: ((Also ayy MV
MageVaati: (ha ha ha ha ha hi)
Gaster: ((hi mv
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -is just sitting there... drinking a cola-
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]We can look for songs! Know any?[/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * She takes the soda, and dumps it onto the ground. Except it doesn't fall onto the ground, it just turns into a vortex and hovers above the ground.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Sugar Coma Foxtrot. Euphoria. ...I only know those two.[/font]
Corsiva: stares at this.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I know others, but not by name. And they're sad.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be okay, I'm sure of it."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Or...I have insecurities to them. One or the other.[/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Also MV, Tinydyne appeared in the bar for five seconds )
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hm! Euphoria sounds nice.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can help make you happy, and you can come to me, okay?"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -nods again, clearly trying to hold back tears-
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Should I try to dance to it?[/font]
Jozlyn: ((>dance to Euphoria
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Ever heard of Pepper Steak? They played it in the documentary I think...[/font]
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Nope, I haven't heard that.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hold on, I'll search for it.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: stays next to him, just in case.
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * The vortex stops, and shoots up into the air, before landing into her mouth. The soda was never seen again.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -just sits- . . . [Y-You alright, bud?] -shakes his head- [You sure?] -nods-
Corsiva: claps. "Yaaaay!"
Temmii: searches for it, and starts to play [url=https://soundcloud.com/ninelivestospare/peper-steak-caravan-mix]this[/url].
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Here we go![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: holds their hand, hopefully to comfirt them.
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * She looked at Corsiva, a gentle wind going somewhere. "Huh?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Comfirt))
Temmii: ((comflirt
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Jozlyn: listens. "I haven't heard this. Odd style of music, but very bouncy. Swingy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cumf- OKAY IMMA STOP MY SELF THERE))
Temmii: ((cumflirt
Corsiva: That was really cool!
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((OH YEAH))
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Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Oh yeah! I know one![/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * "Well...uh..."
MageVaati: (I MISSED TINYDYNE DAMMIT)
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * Tinydyne just sits on a coaster, looking at her white Vans.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hmm?[/font]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is there anything you like to do that make you happy?"
: Temmii's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: ((here we go
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ... -drinks his cola, and then shakes his head-
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * She looks to Grillby and orders a cup of water.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything you want? I can get something for you."
MettatonSEX: walks into the bar. He smiles, muttering "It works!" under his synthetic sounds of breath.
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: bloo speaking, how can i help you [] is now eventually getting white vans [].
Gaster: looks up. "What works, dear?'
MettatonSEX: Oh!
: eventually getting white vans [] is now would actually ruin their white vans in 5 seconds [].
Barchar: finally breaks her staring contest. "You win this time, Shin." she floated over to AA.
Temmii: starts to play [url=https://soundcloud.com/lenimo/parov-stelar-catgroove-122bpm]this.[/url]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]One of my favorites![/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: probably still can't see barchar
MettatonSEX: The camera system has a remote viewing and I hooked it up to myself.
Gaster: Ooooh!
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Huh.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything in my ability."
MettatonSEX: Now I'll be ready to kick the ass of any intruder!
Corsiva: seems to brighten up. She runs over to her dad and brings him a box.
MettatonSEX: Oh!
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -muttets- [sub]it's fine.[/sub]
MettatonSEX: takes the box. "Thank you, my starlet."
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * Tinydyne looks at Metta. "Mettaton? Did you get bigger or something?"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: *mutters
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Want me to leave you be?"
MettatonSEX: turns to the small voice and almost drops the box.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Do what you want...
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
The White Wolf: -stares at BarChar as she leaves
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I like it. :3[/font]
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: ★ Strato-Frisk: * She quietly leaves, a huge gust of wind going towards Metta and Tinydyne. Unintentionally.
Barchar: he sure can't. But that doesn't matter. She can do her job whether he can see her or not. She just needs a good opening to make AA jump towards.
MettatonSEX: ...
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]I like it too![/font]
MettatonSEX: Okay that wind was odd but.
: ★ Tinydyne: * "Did you seriously like, grab a reverse-shrink-ray or something?"
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Know any others?[/font]
Corsiva: "Daaad, are you gonna open your present?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, wanlking over to metta, and Tinydyne.
MettatonSEX: No, I didn't, and yes, just one second.
: ★ Tinydyne: * "W---'Dad'? Jeez, you work fast."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Euphoria and Sugar Coma Foxtrot are the only ones I know by name, honestly.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
Bondertale: (MUST)
Bondertale: (RESIST)
Bondertale: (JOKE)
MettatonSEX: Undyne, that's my daughter. She's six.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Holy hell, that undyne is tiny."
MettatonSEX: I know
: ★ Tinydyne: * She glances back at her white Vans, then back at Metta, seemingly awaiting an answer. "Oh."
: ★ Tinydyne: * "You have kids now?"
: ★ Tinydyne: * "The hell?"
MettatonSEX: There's more than one version of me.
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Gaster: looks at the Undyne. "Timelines."
: ★ Microton: * He looks at Tinydyne, there now. "Undyne?"
MettatonSEX: ...
Fintevious: ((When I get more time Erron. Theres sometbing at the mountain house. Ill be free this time tmw
: ★ Tinydyne: * "What the---" She looks at Microton. "..."
MettatonSEX: Oh, hi, Microton.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -just sits and stares at his Cola Bottle-
MettatonSEX: When'd you get here?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((k
: ★ Microton: * He shrugs.
MettatonSEX: opens the present, finally.
Gaster: * It's a cake, with pastel pink frosting.
MettatonSEX: Oh!
: ★ Tinydyne: * She walks over to Microton, looking at him. "Wha--" She looks back at Mettaton. ".......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." She facepalms at her sudden realization.
DamnDude: (( For Fun isn't fun. ))
DamnDude: (( This mode is lying to me. ))
MettatonSEX: Corsiva, you shouldn't have, this is too sw-- wait this is a belated birthday cake.
The White Wolf: -is in the bar
: ★ Microton: * "..." He walks over to Metta.
MettatonSEX: I totally forgot my birthday was ruined.
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Gaster: nods, walking over to his husband and giving him a kiss.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hmm.[/font]
Barchar: "Come ON you stupid, adorable, way-too-sad goat, find something I can make you latch onto to make you feel better." she sounds like a a petulant child, and almost nobody can hear her.. I cri.
Gaster: Happy birthday, my dear."
MettatonSEX: blushes.
: ★ Tinydyne: * "Birthday? Wha--?"
MettatonSEX: Thank you, Gaster.
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * "what" He wakes up, still in the corner of the room.
MettatonSEX: My birthday was like... a week ago.
Temmii: ((inb4 metta was saying this is too swood
MettatonSEX: But stuff happened.
Corsiva: giggles. "Mister Grillby let us borrow his kitchen!"
MettatonSEX: ((sweet
MettatonSEX: Wait, you baked this?
Temmii: ((ik, but
MettatonSEX: Oh my god!
Barchar: "Not you." she said, glancing at tfa.
YoungKingAsgore: -also in the bar
Jozlyn: waits patiently, yawning again.
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * But, unconcious goat is unconcious.
Temmii: snuggles up to Jozlyn.
: ★ Tinydyne: * ( Actual Tiny Asriel is yet to come )
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]I know something we can watch.[/font]
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Barchar: is kind of confused as to what keeps knocking him unconscious after 10 seconds. "
Corsiva: nods. "Uh-huh!"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Mhm?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I want a tiny asriel))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [-sees Asgore/Wolf- !!] ... Hey Fri--! [-picks him up- Nope! Nothing to see there!] H-Hey! Get off! [-shoves him into the fridge- You like the fridge right?- Frisk i swear when I... Z z Z
Barchar: which is REALLY goddamn frustrating to her.
: Temmii's connection timed out.
: ★ Tinydyne: * ( Yeah I'm setting it up in the character creator ;] )
Jozlyn: (("Porn!"
The White Wolf: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
DamnDude: (( Ganondorf, murderer of all. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I just broke the news to him, Shin."
DamnDude: (( Especially on a stage that should constantly kill him. ))
The White Wolf: I heard
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [-is clearly trying to hide him from Wolf-]
Gaster: smiles. "Darling, is there anything you'd like to do today?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-floats in, and almost greets everyone, but sees Microton. Oh no. This can't begin well. Silently, he floats behind him, and grabs him roughly.- Oh man, dad, you have action figures made of you? Sweet! -He moves Microton's joints like one would a new toy. Glamor no-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Y--GLAMOR
: ★ Microton: * "WHAT THE HELL?!"
MettatonSEX: Glamor put him down.
Jozlyn: ((First impression 11/10
The White Wolf: Perhaps he may know someyhing about the box?
Gaster: Glamor, no!
: ★ Microton: * He wiggles around, trying to get out of his grip. "H-HEY!!!!!! DARLING!!!"
: ★ Tinydyne: * ( [mandatory lenny] )
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh my god it talks![/font]
: ★ Tinydyne: * "METTATON!"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (giggity)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ehem, that's not a toy."
Gaster: Glamour, he's sentient!
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MettatonSEX: sets the cake to the side and forces Glamor to open his hand.
: ★ Tinydyne: * She tries to run to him, stepping in a "conviniently located" puddle of melted chocolate. "FUCK!!!! MY WHITE VANS
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's a small Mettaton."
: ★ Tinydyne: * "SHIT!!!!!"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Wait, what?[/font]
: ★ Tinydyne: * She breaks down in tears, looking at her white Vans.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt][s]Porn![/s][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...I hear screaming coming from the bar.[/font]
Temmii: brings up a video of a cat on a roomba.
Glamor: [font=glamor]You mean....[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Eh.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Uh?[/font]
: ★ Microton: * "...." He looks at Glamor, with a [url=http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/66097220.jpg]customary Stewie Griffin "WHAT THE HELL MAN?" look.[/url]
Temmii: looks out.
MettatonSEX: is holding Microton very gently.
Temmii: returns.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Is everything alright?[/font]
The White Wolf: -Walks to the fridge
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]A tiny Undyne freaking out over shoes.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-looks down in shock at Microton.-[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Oh, heh.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Neither of us even wear shoes...[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [W-Wait! Mr. Wolf!]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Well, here's a video.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I wear nothing, actually. ;0;[/font]
Jozlyn: ((;-;*
The White Wolf: -Rips the door off the hinges
Temmii: shows her the roomba cat thig.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Y-you mean. Oh man, I didn't actually hurt you, did I? Shoot...[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: HUH!? oh... You!
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, walking over to the wolf and AA
: would actually ruin their white vans in 5 seconds [] disconnected.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hot diggity DAMN I want one of those.[/font]
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: Here to kill me too? Dick.
: would actually ruin their white vans in 5 seconds [] is now A little meme. [Microton] [].
: ★ Microton: * "..."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Looks cool.[/font]
: ★ Microton: * "I...I..."
The White Wolf: Do you know what this is? -Holds out a small cybernetic box
Temmii: is staring at the roomba.
MettatonSEX: Glamor, you can't just grab everything. Not only is it rude, you could have seriously hurt him.
: ★ Microton: * He shudders in fear.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]I can order one.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Or two![/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: No, fuck off.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What does it do, though?[/font]
The White Wolf: It was in Jukon
: ★ Microton: * A roomba appears behind Jozlyn. On it is marked "DRAKON."
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]It cleans the floor, and you can ride it![/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]![/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: !? [Uuhhm.]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Behind you![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hm?[/font]
: ★ Microton: * ( drakon 2.0: customary trolling update )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's trying to help, AA."
Jozlyn: turns around. "...Drakon. Again. What?"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Oh is he?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes, AA."
The White Wolf: As weird as it sounds I am
Jozlyn: ((Next thing you know, a giant mission happens and someone needs to hack something. Just as they almost finish the hack, blue screen with "DRAKON" printed all over it
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I don't think killing my wife iss helpful... but I must be wrong.
: Temmii's connection timed out.
: ★ Microton: * ( Drakon has trolled Bill Gates at one of his keynotes 0
Asriel_Dreemurr: "AA, that box is storing information and was inside Jukon."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What is Drakon? :l[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: . . . go on.
Gaster: sighs. "Well. I guess that's a life lesson that needed to be learned."
The White Wolf: -Pulls out a locket amd hands it to him.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-Pale pink tears form in his eyesockets. This is the first time he's been spoken to in such a harsh tone by his dad.- I'm sorry! I didn't think you were alive, I... I'll make this up to you, I'm sorry for being dumb...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...We've been raiding a castle to figure out what's in it."
: ★ Microton: * ( Bill intended to put up a picture of the latest Windows version, but instead of a picture of Windows, it was just a giant rickroll with "DRAKON" in the corner. Rickroll was blasting at earbleed volumes. )
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -takes it- ...?
: ★ Microton: * "It's...it's okay, darling...."
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Temmii: ((Brb
Jozlyn: ((Okay
The White Wolf: You were to be given one of these after the funeral
: Temmii [Temmii] disconnected.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -inspects the locket-
The White Wolf: -it contains her ashes
Glamor: [font=glamor]-hiccups softly, the tears rolling down his skull.- No it isn't. I treated you like a toy, replaceable if you broke... I didn't hurt you, did I?[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ... [...]
MettatonSEX: ...
Corsiva: has fallens silent. She looks down at the floor.
: ★ Microton: * He moves his right arm a bit, it's obviously moving slower than usual. Microton is obviously straining. Eventually, he finally moves it up and down.
The White Wolf: I cant bring her back but perhaps I can help find some answers
MettatonSEX: [sub]Oh dear[/sub]
: ★ Microton: * "I....I'm fine...yeah..." He now looks exhausted.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...so be it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should we finish that, Shin?"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Shin... is that his name
The White Wolf: Soon
The White Wolf: (Gtg
Glamor: [font=glamor]No you're not... You look and sound hurt. I don't think... I don't think my dad deserves that, not even some weird small version.[/font]
: ★ Microton: * He looks offended at "weird." He looks at Glamor with an "excuse me bitch?" look.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (k
The White Wolf: (Time to work. Be here to observe though
: Bondertale's connection timed out.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (ok)
MettatonSEX: Glamor, darling, please don't say that last bit...
Gaster: Glamor, I can fix him if necessary.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( test )
Glamor: [font=glamor]-just continues sobbing, his tears sizzling as they hit the ground. Seems the Blook family acid tears passed on, albeit much weaker.[/font]
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Jozlyn: ((Brb, then I might RP a new character or bring back an old one
Temmii: ((ayy
Jozlyn: ((Dual RP of course
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -tries to put the door back on the fridge, mumbling to himself- [sub]Fuckin' has the nerve to kill my wife and act as if I'm just cool with it... asshole[/sub]
Temmii: gets out a cellphone, and calls someone.
Gaster: cautiously reaches out and pats his son on the shoulder. "There, there."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, walking away to the couch.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-tries to look up at his papa, but can't seem to move much. He's too sad and angry at himself. Guess which child is based off their roleplayer as a kid.-[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hello? I'd like to order 2 Roombas… Yes, with custom patterns…[/font]
Temmii: 's exchange goes on for a while.
MettatonSEX: ((true fact: i hurt my friend badly by accident when i was four and i cried for a very long time
Jozlyn: ((Why does my bathroom have white foam on practically everything
: ★ Microton: * ( Temmii somehow calls Drakon "you know what we talked about, right? yeah, that. can it also be menthol-coated?" )
Jozlyn: ((I don't even know what the white foam is
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -the door falls off of the fridge- AND HE BROKE THE FRIDGE! Fucking... GRRRR!
Temmii: ((it should be drakon
Temmii: ((shaving cream…?))
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm sorry for hurting you, small dad...[/font]
: ★ Microton: * The phone sounds like Drakon on the other end. "Yes, yes. Your order has been processed and should arrive within a short period of time."
MettatonSEX: ((insulating foam
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Thanks.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (smol-dad FTFY)
MettatonSEX: ((i think
Temmii: hangs up.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Jozlyn: ((I don't think it's shaving cream
Jozlyn: ((If it is why is it on almost everything
Gaster: ([s]it's cum[/s]
Temmii: ((The Shaving Cream Wizard paid you a visit
Jozlyn: ((Too bubbly
Gaster: ((jk it might be soap then
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (oh yes)
Jozlyn: ((Might be soap
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SCRUBBING BUBBLES))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Did billy mays do that commercial))
Jozlyn: ((Someone had a party in my bathroom or something and cream got everywhere, idk
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((SCRUBLORD BUBBLES ftfy))
: ★ Microton: * About two minutes later, a box appears in front of Temmii. It's a plain white box, and inside are the two Roombas. Along with the Roombas are game controllers, presumably to control the Roombas. In it is a piece of paper that reads "DRK Custom Robotics --- 3667 Derezzed Ave, Favfic, DST-9."
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hey! Jozlyn![/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Look here[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Hmm?[/font]
Jozlyn: is half asleep by this point.
: ★ Microton: * He looks at Glamor. "I forgive you, darling..."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-reaches out a shaky hand to Microton.- I'm Glamor. I'm still really sorry about that, and I want to make it up to you as much as I can. I'm... not gonna touch you, unless you want me to, and... I like doing handshakes when I meet people I don' know..........[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]I got us those things![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh, cool...what are they for though?[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks to the bar, angry that the person who killed his wife, just broke hks "sleeping fridge"- [sub]Fucking Dick... Fuck that Wolf Son of a dick[/sub]
: ★ Microton: * Microton just kinda..."hugs" Glamor's finger. "I'm...Microton."
Gaster: ((oh wow i need to change my mii
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]-One of them is white-on-green patterned.-[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Can I have that one?[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Yeah![/font]
: ★ Microton: * The controllers appear to be gold-plated.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is still crying, but he chuckles a bit.- Hey, that's really cute, heh heh...[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]That one was for you![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh, cool. :3[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]-to Erron, from B10- [[Don't worry.]][/font]
Gaster: ((i just got miitomo
: ★ Microton: * ( miitomo o shit i need to get that )
Jozlyn: ((Wot is miitomo
: ★ Microton: * ( another friend told me about it )
Gaster: ((it's nintendo's new app
Temmii: [[I'm planning on…getting rid…of him. I've analyzed his weaknesses.]]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: !?... B-B10? [He sent you a message?] I guess.
: ★ Microton: * He smiles. "Heh..."
Jozlyn: ((Free?
Jozlyn: ((I assume not free
Temmii: [[It'll be G O O D to finally get revenge.]]
Gaster: ((it's free but i think you can buy stuff
Jozlyn: ((Oh neat
Glamor: [font=glamor]It's nice to meet you, even if I did... kinda........... make a really shi--crappy first impression[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Here, let's try them![/font]
Corsiva: had wandered over to the jukebox. A bit of lightning builds up in her hands...
Temmii: takes the two custom Roombas out.
Jozlyn: ((I swear you can hear in Pandemie Inverse something yelling "MAS-TER"
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Let's ride~[/font]
Gaster: ((batter confirmed for sub
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Sure. :3[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((batter subs to dedan
Jozlyn: ((Batter for Smash confirmed
Gaster: ((no he subbed to vader
MettatonSEX: ((dedan is a dominating masochist
MettatonSEX: ((...ok tru
: ★ Microton: * "It's okay, darling."
Temmii: hops on hers. It's patterned to look like the Core!
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Let's ride![/font]
MettatonSEX: ((but imagine "I SAID HIT HARDER"
Jozlyn: hops onto the white/green one.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ... Can you send a message back, Frisk? [Sure What?] -whispers to Frisk: "He's going to show me something, kill him after."- [Ok, Sent]
Temmii: rides around the bar.
Temmii: [[Sure.]]
Jozlyn: looks at the Roomba. "...How do I start it?"
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]There's a little controller![/font]
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The controller somehow floats over to Jozlyn, and taps her a bit.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hop on top![/font]
Jozlyn: turns to the controller. "And it floats?"
Temmii: ((drakon 420
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -does a quiet maniacle laugh-
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]*maniacal[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (dammit)
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]I guess.[/font]
Gaster: ((sorry i had to go do something
Temmii: rides over to the others. Her CORE-patterned roomba would probably catch Gaster's attention.
Glamor: [font=glamor]C-can I... um......... -he looks down at his shirt, there's a pocket on the chest. He moves his body so that if Microton wants, he could get in the pocket with ease.- Could you get in here? I wanna try a thing quick. It won't hurt, I promise![/font]
Jozlyn: hops onto the controller. "Now?"
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hit the buttons![/font]
Gaster: is more focused on what his family is doing.
Jozlyn: freaking buttonmashes everything.
MettatonSEX: ...Glamor, what are you trying to do?
Corsiva: is looking at the jukebox. There's a ball of electricity in her hand.
: ★ Microton: * Microton hops into Glamor's pocket. "There, darling."
Temmii: rides over to Jozlyn, and bops her roomba.
Glamor: [font=glamor]I wanna try a hug, but... I'm too big unless I do this.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-gently presses his hands against the pocket.-[/font]
Jozlyn: is pushed away, then the roomba spins wildly. She stops mashing and the roomba stops. "...What do the buttons do?"
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Here, the controller should be labeled...[/font]
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The controller is labeled.[/font]
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The gold-plated controllers start to flash different "pretty" colors.[/font]
Jozlyn: realizes the label. "...Oops."
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -his laugh gets slightly louder and louder-
Jozlyn: ((labels*
Corsiva: slaps her electrictiy-laden hand against the jukebox. It starts playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-je4sdTo8Dw
: ★ Microton: * Microton tries to hug Glamor back.
Temmii: [[It'll be really F U N !]]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [[[Hell yeah!]]
Temmii: [[We shall enact revenge… Sweet, s w e e t revenge…]]
Jozlyn: inspects the labels for a minute or so, then she holds the forward button. As expected, she moves forward. She seems quite tired for technology, but she does well anyway, though slow.
Corsiva: grins. She's just found out how to play any song she wants for free!
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]C'mon! Try faster![/font]
Jozlyn: puts more pressure on the button. It goes faster.
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* Jozlyn's roomba gets a speed boost and starts to move at overwhelming speeds.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]:O[/font]
Temmii: zips around!
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Tee hee~[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -is still doing his evil laugh- [E-Erron, People don't laugh for that long...]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles- Microton, thanks for not being mad at me... or, uh... running away. I don't want you to turn out like a Borrower and having to leave forever.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Maybe we could race sometime![/font]
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Temmii: [[Erron, please.]]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Jozlyn: bumps into the wall of the bar from the unexpected speed boost. "...Oops." She reverses...and hits the castle. "Oops. Hmph."
: ★ Microton: * "Heh."
: ((ayyy
: ★ Microton: * ( I forgot to add Strato-Frisk to my character list shiet )
MettatonSEX: ....I left that book out?
Jozlyn: ((Ayy
Glamor: [font=glamor]I read it before I left to come here.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Isn't it fun~?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Yes, but I'm too tired to use it properly. Just a sec.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Okay, my love~[/font]
: ★ Microton: * Strato-Frisk quietly enters the bar, but wind just blows a few things around.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-lets go.- Hey, can you move your arm?[/font]
Temmii: ((imagine Valerie riding a roomba))
Jozlyn: stares at a wall intensely for a second, then stares at the controller. She moves forward and is launched at high speeds...into a pile of snow.
: ★ Microton: * "Uhm...." He moves his right arm, but just screams in pain.
Temmii: rides out.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Watch out now![/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-flies back a couple feet in shock.- AAAA[/font]
Jozlyn: is heard from the pile of snow with a muffled "I probably should have looked ahead, that would have been a good idea. :l"
: Frisky [] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: flinches.
MettatonSEX: Oh dear...
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Hehehe~[/font]
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* Suddenly, pedals and steering wheels appear on the Roombas.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]![/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Woah![/font]
Jozlyn: seems to attempt to dance in the pile of snow, trying to find a way to break it using competences. She fails because dancing inside something is impossible.
Temmii: starts to dig her out!
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The steering wheels read "DKM CUSTOM ROBOTICS" and under the logo reads "DRAKON" in very small lettering.[/font]
: ★ Microton: * "..."
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Here, I'll help you~[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh, hi. :3[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Thanks.[/font]
: ★ Microton: * He clutches his arm.
Temmii: ((they need to use the blaster engines
Temmii: ((Also, I HC that Hologram!Bi0 still works with Drakon))
: ★ Microton: * ( he does )
Jozlyn: crawls out the hole Temmii dug, then she hops back onto the roomba. "...Did it change?"
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Yeah![/font]
Gaster: runs over. "Microton!"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -starts his laugh again- heheheheh [Erron, no] HahahaHAHAHAHA!
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Oh, this is pedal and...brakes...and steering wheels. Alright.[/font]
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The roombas appear to be using blaster engines. V6 blaster engines. A fuckton of power.[/font]
Temmii: [[IT'S TIME TO STOP.]]
MettatonSEX: Microton, d-do you mind if I lift you for a few seconds? I know my body well enough to know how to fix the pain pretty fast, but there's not really a way out of the pocke without using your arm.
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The engines are kind of loud, but the sound good.[/font]
Jozlyn: pushes down on the pedal button. And zips to freaking Waterfall from the speed.
: ★ Microton: * "Okay, darling..."
Temmii: [[Where the [u][i]FUCK[/i][/u] are your parents.]]
Temmii: follows.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: HAHAHAHAHAHA [ERRON HOLY FUCK]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Wow.[/font]
Temmii: [[SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S ANNOYING]]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: eep!
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Heh~[/font]
Temmii: ((gtg
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]I'm getting sleepy...[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Darn, bye
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Me too......... 3:[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Perhaps we can return?[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Sure.[/font]
MettatonSEX: very carefully lifts Microton from Glamor's pocket, placing the smol robot in his cupped hand once he's able to. Glamor just stays still in shock.
Temmii: ((I'll be on tomorrow at 5
Jozlyn: ((Same possibly, as usual
MettatonSEX: ((cya
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MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
Temmii: ((also, imagine the Judge, Valerie, Alain, and Jozlyn all on roombas instead of pedalos))
anon: (Hello darliny)
Jozlyn: zips back to the castle, then hops onto the blanket.
anon: (*darling)
Temmii: ((actually I have a bit of time
Jozlyn: ((darliny
: ★ Microton: * ( Imagine Jozlyn and Temmii's castle has a little garage and the roombas are parked in there )
Temmii: follows her back, and hops on the bed.
Temmii: ((YES
Jozlyn: ((Roombas = land pedalos
MettatonSEX: Microton, I can fix you up really quickly, if you want, ok?
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The roombas make a little "car lock sound" when Jozlyn and Temmii get off of them.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((darliny sounds like a weird pasta
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Huh. Those are weird. But fun. :D[/font]
: ★ Microton: * "Yes...can you fix my arm, darling...?"
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]It's so nice here, living together~ And, that was awesome~![/font]
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]And yeah. The castle is really comfy. ^-^[/font]
MettatonSEX: I've done it to myself, I can do it to another me.
: ★ Microton: * ( The roombas seriously just use Drakon's blaster car's code )
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]It's the perfect place for...[/font]
: ★ Microton: * ( That's why the car lock thing is there )
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]That thing.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]If it's private.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]That thing? ...Oh.[/font]
: ★ Microton: * ( There's even functions for air conditioning and radio )
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]And I can close the shutters.[/font]
Jozlyn: feels like Temmii is suggesting something.
Temmii: ((gtg now
Jozlyn: ((Bye
MettatonSEX: pulls a toolbox from his chest, and heads to a back room so he can actually work on fixing the arm.
MettatonSEX: ((byeo
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]Maybe sometime, but for now, I gotta nap...[/font]
: ★ Microton: * ( Temmii or Jozlyn would just have to ask "DRK CUSTOM ROBOTICS" )
: ★ Microton: * ( bye )
Jozlyn: [font=arial]That's alright. I'm tired too. :#[/font]
Jozlyn: ((:3* eeeehhhh
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...heh, heheh... HEheheh [-covers Errons mouth-] MHMHNGNGHMMMM!
Temmii: flops over next to Jozlyn and naps.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]G'night![/font]
Gaster: pats Glamor on the back. "Don't worry, it's all gonna be fine."
Temmii: ((byeeee
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Good night. ;3[/font]
: Temmii [Temmii] disconnected.
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* Meanwhile, the Roombas sit there..."updating".[/font]
MettatonSEX: uses the smallest tools he can to fix Microton up, good as new within only a few minutes.
Jozlyn: begins to rest...then she gets back up. She turns on Sugar Coma Foxtrot on the laptop. On loop.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((gtg guys))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-shudders-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Jozlyn: hops back on to the blanket, and NOW falls asleep.
Jozlyn: ((Bye
: ★ Microton: * ( cya )
: Memes IN 3D [AAsriel/[Frisk]] disconnected.
Glamor: [font=glamor]I really screwed up... I thought I was better than that.[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Does anyone know what Zacharie says here? https://youtu.be/Xe2pUFWwYYU?t=1m10s
MettatonSEX: ((glamor youre six
Gaster: You're young. You're going to make mistakes.
: ★ Microton: * He looks at Glamor. "We all make mistakes, darling."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Mmhm....[/font]
: ★ Microton: * ( benefits of playing a mettaton: typing "darling", typing "darling", typing "darling" )
MettatonSEX: ((best part of playing mettaton: having "darling" come naturally to you
Corsiva: , meanwhile, is still fiddling around with the jukebox
: ★ Microton: * ( cons of playing a mettaton: accidentally calling a friend "darling" over skype )
MettatonSEX: ((i called my professor darling last semester and i never spoke in that class again
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * An actual tiny Asriel slowly walks into the bar. "...oh my god"
: ★ Microton: * ( RIP )
Glamor: [font=glamor]-turns to the small voice.- Hi...[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Alright, new character or old character?
MettatonSEX: ((new
Jozlyn: ((Okay, the idea for the character is kind of ambitious, mostly because of their personality and the fact that it's not actually one character
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.
Jozlyn: ((But I'm ready
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * slarvath arrived in time
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Smol Asriel: ((What
Jozlyn: ((...Kinda ready anyway, I have to set up a ton of character thingy things
Smol Asriel: ((I just got done debating
Glamor: [font=glamor]-waves to the tiny Asriel-[/font]
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He looked up at Glamor. "Uh. Hi."
: ★ Microton: * ( im thinking if microton is like 5-7 inches tall )
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm Glamor...[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Who this smol mothafucka is
: ★ Microton: * ( actual tiny asriel would be like 2-3 inches tall )
MettatonSEX: ((asriels gotta be 2" yeah
MettatonSEX: Hello there, Asriel.
Gaster: blinks. "What's with all the tiny people recently?"
MettatonSEX: ((thats ankle height to most normal people
MettatonSEX: I dunno but I'm not compkaining.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "Hi, Glamor...Hi, Mettaton..." He sits on the floor, not really able to get to a chair or the couch.
Smol Asriel: is locked in a conversation with ad because he decided to leave at a great time
MettatonSEX: sits on the floor, close enough to not be rude, but far away enough so that Asriel wouldn't feel too intimidated. He gives a soft smile, as Glamor gets closer. The child ghost stares in awe at how smol and cute this gote is.
Bondertale: (>tfw you wanna rp but you don't have anything to do)
: ★ Microton: * ( me_everyday )
Smol Asriel: ((Me_irl
Corsiva: runs her finger up the side of the jukebox. It starts playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn-ZVeVyD38
Glamor: [font=glamor]Hey, um, you look adorable, Asriel. -Mettaton can be heard snickering.-[/font]
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He blushes. "Oh...heh....t-thanks...."
Jozlyn: ((Alright, time for new character
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Jozlyn: ((Or should I say, basically 3 characters
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Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles- You're welcome![/font]
Barchar: 's head snaps over to the smol asriel "AAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S ADORABLE AND I LOVE HIM AND HE'LL NEVER EVER LEAVE ME!" she floats over, giggling and circling around him. Not that anyone present but gaster could knoeknow th
MettatonSEX: So, Asriel, what brings you here?
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: ★ Microton: * ( actual tiny asriel should just be able to see barchar )
: ★ Microton: * ( just to see her fangirling over him )
Bondertale: (while that would be amazing(
Bondertale: (I'm trying to keep barchar's rules cknsistent)
: ★ Microton: * ( i was mostly joking but i understand )
Bondertale: (so not EVERYTHING can be a barchar ex machina)
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "...Well, everyone seems to be coming here specifically." He shrugs.
Bondertale: (so, as of now, she's only visible by those with some sort of tenuous grasp on the world. So, hyper without a soul, tfa, gaster with his shattered soul)
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Surreal: * The anydoor opens, but no one comes out. Instead, ominous purple gas sprays out...and reaches almost no distance before dissipating.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He gets up, and trips, falling over on the floor. "Ow."
: ★ Microton: * ( and then barchar freaks the fuck out )
Bondertale: (and Shin for some reason but tbh I assume yazan has some explanation for this(
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Gaster: ... What on earth was that?
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He gets up, brushing himself off. "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
Jozlyn: * Footsteps are heard, then the bar door opens and closes. There are footprints in the snow. But nobody is seen.
Jozlyn: ((OHP
Jozlyn: ((ignore that
Gaster: ((RIIIIP
Jozlyn: ((that was totally in the Surreal effect shhhhhh
MettatonSEX: Are you alright?
Glamor: [font=glamor]You okay?[/font]
Barchar: "NOOOO NO MY ADORABLE LITTLE GOTEBABY" she floated into the ground slightly to give him a n incorporeal hug. "AHHH I LOVE YOU WHY MUST YOU BE IN PAIN"
Surreal: * Footsteps are heard, then the bar door opens and closes. There are footprints in the snow. But nobody is seen. ((there i fixed it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howd- Oh my fuck is that a me?"
Gaster: frowns. "Did anyone not notice the bar door opening and closing?
MettatonSEX: Asriel, there are like, eight yous.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Wait huh?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah but that one is tiny and adorable and I want him."
Bondertale: (might surreal and barchar be able to see each other? I mean, I'm not sure how this guy works you haven't said anything about him, but...yiu know.)
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MettatonSEX: I can relate.
: hasriel2 "..." He looks at AD, not on the couch. "Hi...you're adorable too."
: ★ Microton: * ( fuck. you get the idea )
Jozlyn: ((Possibly, we'll see how this works
Barchar: "NO HE'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM"
Smol Asriel: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles, and looks at him.
: A little meme. [Microton] [] is now actually tiny [].
Barchar: is literally forgetting that ad can't hear her
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're all adorable, aren't we?"
Smol Asriel: was talking to ad but then he was rip
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "Heh. Uh...can you...help me onto the couch?"
Smol Asriel: seems glum
Gaster: goes outside to investigate.
Barchar: this is going to cause her distress later
MettatonSEX: lays a hand down next to Tiny Asriel.
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, and picks him up, then places him int-
Asriel_Dreemurr: welp
Surreal: * There are footprints leading to the bar window. Nobody seems to be there, but if they're anywhere, it's by the window.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-follows Gaster, curious.-[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Inb4 he gets crushed
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * He tries to yell out at the other tiny him. "YO, YOU'VE GOT A REAL FANGIRL!"
Gaster: stares at the footprints. He grabs a bit of powdery snow and tosses it forward.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He sits down in AD's hand, not actually hearing TFA.
MettatonSEX: slowly gets up, then brings Tinyasriel to his larger counterparts, setting him gently on AD's hand
Smol Asriel: is a depressed
Barchar: "AHHH HE CAN'T HEAR EITHER OF US AND I JUST WANT TO TELL HIM THAT HE'S PERFECT AND AMAZING AND I WANT HIM TO BE MINE EVEN MORE THAN THE REST OF YIU
Surreal: * It hits...something invisible by the window. It attempts to run away, but instead it falls.
Gaster: Oh!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh my god."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Whoa![/font]
Gaster: steps forward, looking at the impression left in the snow.
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks him up, placing him into his lap.
Surreal: * It stays unmoving on the ground. There's a body shape left in the snow...but it's not very big, almost like it's a kid.
Gaster: Excuse me, who are you?
Glamor: [font=glamor]-floats up to the shape and pokes it.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: smiles.
Surreal: "...Uh...my name is........"
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He giggles, looking up at AD.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( "CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY" )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "My god, you're cute."
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He blushes visibly, smiling.
Sincere: * Another voice is heard, near the invisible thing. It can't be heard clearly, but it sounds young and scolding.
Surreal: "...Max. Totally. Yeah."
Smol Asriel: Aww, he's so tiny
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles brightly.
Smol Asriel: is next to ad
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He is."
MettatonSEX: is beaming. He has a tiny counterpart friend and so do the Asriels.
Gaster: Well, it's nice to meet you Max. I'm Gaster.
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm Glamor.[/font]
Smol Asriel: is cheered up
Smol Asriel: somewhat
Barchar: "AGGHHH I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM BUT I CAN'T. WHY MUST THE BOUNDS OF REALITY KEEP US APART!?"
Surreal: "Hello. Uh, I'm actually supposed to---" * The voice yells again. Sounds like it's coming from a walkie-talkie. "...I'm just...here. Yep."
Smol Asriel: reaches a finger down and scratches his smol head
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches the tiny Asriel's head with a finger.
Smol Asriel: fucking pleb
Corsiva: "I'm Corsiva!"
Smol Asriel: is gentle
Asriel_Dreemurr: uses his real hand, of course.
Smol Asriel: doesnt have a real hand check your privilege
Surreal: "So, uh, can you tell me everything about this place that I totally need for something legitimate and not dangerous?"
Sincere: * A facepalm is heard over the walkie-talkie.
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'unno anything about here really. And you sound like a suspicious burnt-up bagel.[/font]
Gaster: Why do you need to know?
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He sighs contentedly from the scratches.
Gaster: puts himself between this person and his shiclren, just in case.
Gaster: ((...shiclren?
Gaster: ((I MEANT CHILDREN
Surreal: "Because...I'm.......curious, yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You like that?"
Surreal: * Hey look, it's the worst liar ever.
Gaster: Really now? Well, I can't tell you EVERYTHING.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He nods. "Yeah..."
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( AD then scratches a lower area )
Glamor: [font=glamor]-A small, yellow bone floats in the air, just in case they're dangerous.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((his chest
Surreal: "Maybe everything important and secret?"
Gaster: ... No.
Gaster: Nice try, though.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good."
Barchar: is...actually crying. God, she's a drama queen.
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * He looks at barchar. "the fuck"
Surreal: "...That's alright. Just a second."
MettatonSEX: puts the cake from before in his chest for later, then lifts Microton to give him the smallest kiss on the cheek that he can manage. Which is still big to Microton.
Surreal: * It stays there for a second...and then releases another cloud of purple gas, which also dissipates quickly. It's seen running away. Very slowly.
Corsiva: "Don't worry, dad! I'll catch 'em!"
Corsiva: darts forward and catches this mystery person.
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps scratching.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-summons an electrified bone that would feel like a static shock if touched- You better not be dangerous.[/font]
Surreal: * He is caught easily. "...That was...a test, to see if...the people here were fast. Yeah. Totally. Good job."
Barchar: goes over and sits next to tfa. She sniffles. "At least there's one adorable goat that can see me." she waved a hand through him. "Even if I can't hug you either."
Corsiva: giggles. "You're silly."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can sleep there, if you'd like."
Surreal: "Well, uh. thank you. But, if you don't mind, I...have to go to make.......preparations. For my next time I'm silly."
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * He chuckles, smiling like an idiot. "Heh."
Surreal: "May I?"
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "I can?"
Smol Asriel: has stopped scratching
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of course."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-pouts- Yeah but why're you really here?[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Ad you gonna go on the quest sunday?
Corsiva: lets go.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((If I can, sure))
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Bondertale: ()this guy is hilarious. I like him a lot.
Smol Asriel: ((Oooh i should consult with gaster about something, hehe
Bondertale: (surreal)
Surreal: ((Thanks
Surreal: "I was...putting on a show for the people here. And now the show's over, so...I have to get ready for next time."
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He yawns, trying to get comfortable. "Thanks..."
MettatonSEX: ((i like this guy too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Goat thighs are good beds."
Surreal: "And don't ask why what I asked wasn't related to a show, because it totally tied into the show...for sure."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Only my dad can put on a good show, try harder.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-wants to protect his family-[/font]
Gaster: crosses his arms.
Surreal: "I...can do better if I leave. There's preparations I need for the show."
Barchar: leans on tfa. Well, looks like she does, anyway. He can't feel it, and neither can she.
Gaster: Suuuure, and i'm the king of the underground - waitthere'sactuallytimelineslikethat.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Don't hurt anyone. -This is the fiercest 6 year old.-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll try and not wake you."
Sincere: * The voice from the walkie-talkie speaks clearly now. "Yes, he's totally right! And I'm a fan of his show and I'm with him because he's travelling with me and I'm talking over a walkie talkie! Yeah, great show."
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: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * He weakly smiles at her, appearing to about to pass out again.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-sneers-[/font]
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He yawns again. "Y-yeah....thanks..."
Gaster: Sure, and my name's Asgore Dreemurr.
Surreal: "Hi, Asgore Dreemurr. That's a nice name."
Gaster: faceplams. "No, I- Damn it..."
Barchar: sticks a hand through tfa's head, firing off responsenses to keep him awake. "P-please don't go again."
Jozlyn: ((faceplams
Asriel_Dreemurr: lies down, replaceing Tiny Asriel onto his chest, rather than his legs.
Glamor: [font=glamor]That was sarcasm you rusted kneecap.[/font]
Bondertale: (this is fucking amazing)
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * He snaps awake again. "hmmmmmmmmmm....................?"
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He just sorta "nuzzles" into AD's chest, closing his eyes.
Barchar: looks at him sadly. "I-I don't want you to pass out again."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "G'night, Little me."
Gaster: D-didn't I already tell you my name, anyway?
Serene: * An exasperated sigh is heard. A wall of ice appears in front of 'Max', and a figure is seen jumping off the roof, behind the wall of ice. A cold gust erupts from behind the wall.
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * He "puts an arm around her," looking really tied. "I..........i'll try not tooooooooooooo...."
MettatonSEX: gives Microton a little(to the former) kiss
Gaster: ((YEOUCH
Glamor: [font=glamor]What the heckie?[/font]
Gaster: ((THAT FONT COLOR
Jozlyn: ((Dark theme tho
Gaster: ((even on dark theme it hurts
Jozlyn: ((darn k
Jozlyn: ((I'll change that
Gaster: holds his children close.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "...Goodnight....other me....." He promptly falls asleep.
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, in relief.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess I'm here for the night."
Serene: * The wall of ice melts. Max is gone. The figure jumping off the roof is not there. Nothing is there.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He tosses and turns, on AD's chest.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-throws the bone at where Max was.-[/font]
Gaster: Damn it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: makes sure he doesn't fall, or anything."
Barchar: sighs, sadly. "You're all such hassles, my asriel." she floated up out of the seat, sadly.
Surreal: * It hits nothing, sadly.
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * He just passes out again, slamming his head on the chair.
Smol Asriel: ...
Glamor: [font=glamor]Frick![/font]
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "...mmph..." He wakes up, looking at AD. "Wha...?"
Serene: * The cold gust of air dissipates. Could the figure have teleported them away? Possibly.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You've been asleep for like two minutes."
Gaster: Well, that was odd. Let's head back inside.
Serene: * There's nothing left outside. Going back in seems like the best of plans.
Smol Asriel: ((Alright, mv's turn
Glamor: [font=glamor]-crosses his arms, huffing.-[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ((oh?
Gaster: Come on, Glamor, let's get inside before you catch cold.
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm a skeleton ghost, papa.[/font]
Gaster: Still...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you have sleeping problems or something?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I can help you."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-floats back in.-[/font]
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DamnDude: (( I go type up one thing, and I'm confused as hell. ))
Gaster: ((hey guys
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DamnDude: (( sup chime ))
Sincere: * A tall man with a long coat, a hat and a mask enter through the Anydoor very wobbly. It has a long body but practically no legs. It says in a fake man voice, "Why, hello there everyone, mhm! Great place!"
Gaster: (| ||[br]|| |_
Jozlyn: ((rip
Gaster: ((damn it it didn't come out right
Bondertale: (l)
Smol Asriel: ((Situation handled
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Uh, hi? Who's this?[/font]
Bondertale: (is for every edit that makes me laugh)
Gaster: I don't know...
The Trio: * Whispering from inside the coat is heard, then very slow, controlled movement is taken, until eventually the "man" sits...very, very awkwardly. "Just a...new person. Hello!"
Smol Asriel: is looking away from ad while he does stuff, conflicted
MettatonSEX: looks to the newcomer.
MettatonSEX: Hello there.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You alright, kid?"
Corsiva: waves, then goes to mess with the jukebox.
Smol Asriel: Y-yeah...
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The Trio: "How are you all on this great, dandy day?"
Barchar: is unamused. She sticks a hand through where she figures SOME head is. "Take the coat off, you idiot." It was probably a TOTAL miss.
MettatonSEX: I'm okay...
Glamor: [font=glamor]....[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You sure?"
Smol Asriel: mumbles something
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( gtg )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Smol Asriel: ((Rip cutes
Smol Asriel: You never answered my question earlier...
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He adorably yawns, before going back to sleep.
MettatonSEX: ((ah, cya
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What was it?"
The Trio: * Probably a total miss. Something inside the coat sees Barchar, however. Someone. One of the three.
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Smol Asriel: W-what if I fully mutate?
DamnDude: (( -Event is codenamed Clone Takeover, there aren't even actual clones 10/10 IGN- ))
Smol Asriel: is still looking away
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We'll know if it happens."
Smol Asriel: What would you do?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know."
Smol Asriel: ...
The Trio: * Awkward silence, then the 'man' rebalanced on the chair. "...Mhm, that's...nice. My day has been of the good as well."
Jozlyn: ((rebalances* eh
Smol Asriel: Would you be able to...?
Corsiva: "Of the good?"
Smol Asriel: sounds very scared
MettatonSEX: It's just 'good', friend.
Corsiva: makes the jukebox play what's new pussycat: HARD CORE REMIX
The Trio: "Yes! It is how adult humans speak. You will learn---oh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know, kid."
Smol Asriel: ...
Barchar: "Oh, good, one of you can see me. That's helpful." she made the sound of clearing her throat. Again, drama queen. "Take the coat off, you idiot. Nobody believes you."
The Trio: "...I must have...been taught wrongly, then. Yes."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-raises an ectoplasmic eyebrow.-[/font]
Smol Asriel: Ok.
Glamor: [font=glamor]No, really.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...Well, nobody here is human.
Gaster: This is a monster bar.
The Trio: * The middle of the coat shakes and begins to speak, probably to Barchar, but someone from the bottom of the coat shushes them. After a few seconds, it responds, "Maybe I was not taught wrongly? I do not know. It may have just been from...where I lived."
MettatonSEX: Humans are welcome, but it's mostly a monster bar.
MettatonSEX: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I love you, okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So I'm not sure what I'd do."
Smol Asriel: I love you too...
Barchar: "You're a moron. That's not an insult. That's not an extrapolation. I'm looking through everything you've done whilst in this dimension, and I can conclude that you are, scientifically, a moron."
Smol Asriel: ...i dont know what i'd want you to do...
Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay, there's obviously somethin' up.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We don't have to think of it..."
Surreal: * The bottom of the coat stays absolutely still. It's probably frowning.
Jozlyn: ((middle*
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Gaster: pats the "person" on the shoulder. "But hey, all are welcome here unless you REALLY screwed up."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
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Smol Asriel: We do, though...
The Trio: "...I have...not screwed up. As far as I know. I am a pure being! You are all safe!"
Gaster: ((guess whose gonna put what's new pussycat through the wub machine
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Barchar: raises an eyebrow at gaster. "You're kidding, right? You've got to be kidding."
Bondertale: (this goddamn character trip it's amazing)
Gaster: ((should i go trap or dnb?
Surreal: * 'Max' is smiling intensely right now at the fact that this is working.
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Gaster: ((wait i can't go trap, i need the app for that and i don't wanna
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Glamor: [font=glamor]Heads up. -throws a small bone just above the trio's hand.-[/font]
The Trio: "Alright, well, what do you do normally here? Perhaps I can partake in some activities you perform?"
Smol Asriel: We barely managed the last one... And that was just my fingers
Barchar: "Does one of you have some perception altering field? There's no way that these people are ACTUALLY buying this. Nobody here is that stupid."
Gaster: Drinking, truth or dare, cards against humanity?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I know."
MettatonSEX: Glamor, be nice.
The Trio: * The hand remains unmoving. "...I, uh...am...slow."
MettatonSEX: ....
Smol Asriel: Y-you saw what they do...
Smol Asriel: One here...
Glamor: [font=glamor]Mmh.[/font]
The Trio: "I could not and cannot react fast enough for those events. I am sorry."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah."
Smol Asriel: ...
Barchar: "Gaster, please, I KNOW you can hear me. Just...if you know this is bullshit and am just humorist them, give me a sign. Literal ness up to you."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Is there a reason, or is it a weird mystery?[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Literall ness
Gaster: gives Barchara a thumbs up.
Smol Asriel: ((Roth aint here
The Trio: "Just my...mind. I am mentally slow."
Gaster: then pulls a Ness amiibo out of his pocket and puts it on the bar.
Barchar: "Okay good. I was actually kind of scared for a second there."
The Trio: "Anyway. Truth or dare, perhaps?"
Smol Asriel: *gaster pulls out a sans figure
Barchar: chuckles. "ah, I see where this is going."
Gaster: We could play truth or dare.
Smol Asriel: I don't want to have to think about this...
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'd be okay with that.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Sure.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, let's play some Truth or dare."
Smol Asriel: Ok...
The Trio: "Sounds nice! I will partake in the game of Truth or Dare. Who will ask who?"
Bondertale: (iIlike to think that the one talking would actually tell the Ruth in this game)
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Bondertale: ("IT'S TRUTH OR DARE, SERENE, NOT FILTHY PIES OR SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT TO DO")
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Jozlyn: ((Serene talks the least, fyi
Barchar: >pies((
Barchar: (autocorrect wy)
Gaster: Well, why don't you as me for a truth first.
Barchar: (I was thinking that whoever was the talker was saying that to appease serene after she was like 'u feckin' idiot')
Jozlyn: ((ah alright
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The Trio: "Hmm...okay. How much do you know about this bar?"
Smol Asriel: will sit there lost in thought until he gets to play
Gaster: Well, I'm a regular here, if that helps. I'm very familiar with the owner.
Gaster: winks.
MettatonSEX: chuckles.
Gaster: ((GUYS
Gaster: ((GUEYS
Gaster: ((http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/142046618738/i-put-whats-new-pussycat-through-the-wub
Gaster: ((it's a complete mess
The Trio: * Writing on a notepad is heard inside the coat. "Alright, thank you. Anything else?"
Gaster: looks over to Mettaton. |Is it okay if I outright lie to them?|
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Jozlyn: ((Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Wewewewew
MettatonSEX: ((wubs new pussycat
Gaster: ((SHIT
MettatonSEX: |If it's to protect people, yes.|
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Gaster: ((I SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT AS THE NAME
The Trio: * It waits patiently.
MettatonSEX: ((yeah you shouldve
Gaster: looks the person straight in the... facial area. "I lost my virginity here."
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("What's a virginity?"))
Barchar: chuckles. "Smooth."
Smol Asriel: (("Wew pussycat"
Glamor: [font=glamor]What's a virginity? Is that important? I'll find it for you.[/font]
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Gaster: snorts. "Glamor, no, it's fine. You'll learn what it is when you're older.
MettatonSEX: refrains from laughing
Glamor: [font=glamor]But you lost it![/font]
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The Trio: * The coat trembles as if in confusion. More writing on a notepad is heard, then it straightens up. "...Ah, yes, thank you. Something, uh...necessary for us to know for the future."
Smol Asriel: ((Mmmmm
Barchar: (gfd this is hilsrious)
Smol Asriel: ((Wew pussycat
Glamor: [font=glamor]Us?[/font]
Barchar: (today was a good day)
Gaster: ... Us.
Smol Asriel: attempts to get happier
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Barchar: "Oh my GOD, you are so bad at being spies."
Smol Asriel: What?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Spies?"
The Trio: * Silence. ".........Yes...us as in...the bar. Sorry for my wording."
MettatonSEX: ....
MettatonSEX: Uh huh.
Asriel_Dreemurr: didn't hear them whoops
Asriel_Dreemurr: never said "Spies?"
Corsiva: looks over. "I've told better lies then that."
Smol Asriel: ((The trio is a spy!
Gaster: ((asriel said METAL GEAR?
ß Red: ((Slarvath, when you aren't busy... Let me know. There's really only one way to finish the plot, as much as I hate it.))
Smol Asriel: ((I aint busy now
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((STOP THE FRENCHMEN TRIO))
: ß Red [ß Red] is now B [B].
B: [font=palatino]-dashes in-[/font]
Barchar: (they're using the dead ringer)
The Trio: "It's hard when you're the messenger of a demu---I mean....uh...it wasn't a lie!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Sir."
Jozlyn: ((demi*
B: [font=palatino]Where's Alphys? Where? Have you seen her?[/font]
Smol Asriel: Uh... Hi?
Barchar: (hmmmm?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alphys?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Uh.[/font]
MettatonSEX: .........
Gaster: looks up. "We did, actually. The other day!"
Barchar: (a messenger of a demigod, you almost say?)
B: [font=palatino]-looks frantic-[/font]
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Jozlyn: (( :)
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B: [font=palatino]Where is she?[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Who the heck are you? What's an Alphys?[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Should i be keeping an eye on my pms?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know?"
B: ((I thought you had a dick()
B: [font=palatino]*))[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sir, what alphys are they?"
Gaster: I... I don't know, she went into a different timeline and... I should have kept an eye on her...
Smol Asriel: ((Thats sexist
B: ((how are you going to get PMS if you got a dick))
MettatonSEX: ((illadmit to laughing after i realized the joke
The Trio: * The 'man' sighs, glad the attention is relieved for a second. The coat shifts, then the 'man' watches intently, the person inside taking notes.
Barchar: (oh, b)
Barchar: (everywhere you look, everywhere you go)
B: ((anyhoo, you'll know what to do))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sir, can I help at all?"
B: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And may I know your name?"
B: [font=palatino]-clutches his head-[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Last time you said that i didnt know what to do
B: [font=palatino]They got her too... Didn't they... Oh no...[/font]
Barchar: "So, how long do you think until everybody decides to stoppretending to not see through you. Ten minutes? Twenty?"
Smol Asriel: ((Also did we retcon the kidnapping?
MettatonSEX: ......
B: [font=palatino]-The Anydoor slowly opens-[/font]
Gaster: stares at it.
Smol Asriel: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to the door.
B: [font=palatino]-A trio of cloaked men enter, the middle one holding Alphys at knife point-[/font]
The Trio: * Inside the coat, someone whispers almost inaudibly to anyone else, "We're just...getting as much information as possible. Besides, I was told they can't see you, so it's not like you can do anything."
Smol Asriel: ((Okie
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, god..."
B: [font=palatino]. . . . . . . . .[/font]
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Smol Alphys [Smol Alphys].
MettatonSEX: manages to look.
Gaster: seems a little furious. He motions Corsiva to come to him, and she does so quickly.
B: [font=palatino]-growls "How much do you want?"-[/font]
Smol Alphys: ((Is this what you meant bby?
Barchar: "Oh, I know. But do you really think that I can't do anything? Surely, if you know that people can't see me, you know who I am at least a little."
The Trio: * Okay. Uh. The 'man' looks around slowly, before slowwwly backing out the bar door.
B: ((yes))
Smol Alphys: D-dad?
Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs Mettaton-[/font]
Barchar: "See you soon, kids! <3" she said, as they walked out.
B: [font=palatino]-They grin in unison-[/font]
MettatonSEX: hugs Glamor.
B: [font=palatino]-"We wanted to show you something, of course."-[/font]
Smol Alphys: H-help... Please
The Trio: "...Uhm...goodbye, uh...be safe?" * The 'man' wobbles away quickly.
Gaster: growls out, "Are you the people who took my daughter?"
Smol Alphys: ((Im ok with whatever you wanna do with this character bte
Smol Alphys: *btw
B: [font=palatino]-They spoke as if from the mind, though their voices remained unique-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]*same mind[/font]
Smol Alphys: ((👌
B: [font=palatino]-They ignore Gaster-[/font]
MettatonSEX: snarls. "What do you want?"
B: [font=palatino]What.[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-They grin wider-[/font]
Smol Alphys: is crying, obviously
B: [font=palatino]-"Watch carefully. I'll show you want happens when you double-cross me.-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
B: [font=palatino]-clenches his fists-[/font]
Smol Alphys: Please...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Am I allowed to try and beat them up))
B: [font=palatino]-The cloaked man slits Alphys' throat-[/font]
The Trio: * After a short while, they return, though they don't enter. They watch through the window silently.
Asriel_Dreemurr: !
MettatonSEX: covers Glamor's eyesockets.
Asriel_Dreemurr: runs over, punching the middle guy with his Cybernetic arm.
Smol Alphys: makes choking noises, dripping blood
B: [font=palatino]-B flies into an utter rage, charging the trio-[/font]
Corsiva: gasps and screams a little, then buries her face in gaster's coat. He holds her close.
Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to, anyways.
MettatonSEX: is visibly uncomfortable.
Gaster: instantly summons a blaster and attempts to fire.
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B: [font=palatino]-They splash B with alcohol, easily repelling Asriel-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets pushed back, the hurls fireballs.
B: [font=palatino]-gurgles an inhuman, beastly screech of pure unadulterated pain-[/font]
DamnDude: ((is today trio day or something?))
Jozlyn: ((Yes
B: [font=palatino]-The fireball kills the right man, who didn't even seem to be paying attention. He is incinerated.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: hurls electricity at the now-duo.
Gaster: fires his blaster at what's left of the trio.
Jozlyn: ((RIP right man
B: ((pause the action for a second))
Gaster: ((ooop sorry
Asriel_Dreemurr: runs when they are hurt, and attempts to use fire magic and the cybernetic arm to kill the middle guy.
Asriel_Dreemurr: does this when B needs it anyways.
DamnDude: (( That's not pausing AD. That's going right in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) ))
Barchar: floats up to the window. "Wwwoooooowww.real stealthy, kids. The second people stop paying attention to this, they'll notice you. You know that, right?
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B: [font=palatino]-Middle guy turns away, and another four enter and restrain AD-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets restrained.
MettatonSEX: ...
B: [font=palatino]-People keep pouring in to block the others' attacks and die-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nghh..."
MettatonSEX: What do you want?
The Trio: "Nah, they'll be recovering. We'll just leave."
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Barchar: immediately snaps her head over there. "You bastards."shs growled.
B: [font=palatino]-The middle guy is obviously waiting for Alphys' death-[/font]
Smol Alphys: is dropped to the floor, needless to say. She starts turning to dust as she continues to choke on her own blood
Gaster: holds his daughter close. "Just who the fuck are you guys?"
B: [font=palatino]-"Wow, mighty impressive that she's still al- -[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-"never mind."-[/font]
Jozlyn: (("Wow, she's still---there she goes"
Corrin: has been asleep for two days at this point, he slowly awakens from all the commotion.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Help?!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to break one of their arms with his bionic arm.
B: [font=palatino]-the "leader" bags up the dust and leaves-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-The others lose all interest, slowly walking out with him-[/font]
Smol Alphys: fully dies i guess, rip
Smol Alphys: *sasriel is sleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Glamor: [font=glamor]The heck is this?[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-AD is thrown to the ground by his last captor-[/font]
Corsiva: is now sobbing. Gaster picks her up and squeezes her tight.
Gaster: Shh, shh, they're gone now...
Asriel_Dreemurr: fires a fireball into the anydoor as they leave.
MettatonSEX: hugs his son close.
B: [font=palatino]-The last escape, wiping the Anydoor history behind them-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-AD scores a kill-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and dusts himself off, then walking to B.
The Trio: "...Okay, no, we'll just. stick out here, ghost thing."
: Smol Alphys [Smol Alphys] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Barchar: floats after one. "GET BACK HERE S I CAN AVENGE MY ASRIEL, YOU FUCKS!"
Jozlyn: ((period how'd you get there
B: [font=palatino]-enters a ghastly silence, far worse than his screaming-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry I couldn't save her..."
Barchar: is VERY unhapy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm really sorry, Sir..."
Smol Asriel: is actually awake, cowering in the corner
Corrin: caught the end of what the hell just happened, and is really confused.
MettatonSEX: Were those the ones that took Corsiva?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sir, are you alright?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want anything?"
B: [font=palatino]-unresponsive-[/font]
Gaster: B... I'm sorry.
The Trio: * They wait until everyone is distracted or not looking, then they step very slowly into the bar and through the anydoor without a noise.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "B? Is that your name?"
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MettatonSEX: .....
Smol Asriel: is under his fort
The Trio: * The anydoor closes. "That's......enough info for now."
Corrin: tries to not make noise so he isn't noticed.
Smol Asriel: is in his safety pillow fort, it has become quite substantial looking
B: [font=palatino]-has stopped responding-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts a hand on his shoulder.
Smol Asriel: *he melted
Jozlyn: ((Gtg, that was a thing
B: [font=palatino]-is a puddle, silly-[/font]
Smol Asriel: *you dumb
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Asriel_Dreemurr: crouches by the puddle, whoops.
Smol Asriel: ((Bai
Jozlyn: ((Bye, have fun
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B: [font=palatino]-is thrown away with soul magic-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
B: [font=palatino]-Wait no-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-ignore that-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-I really fucked that up hard-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "B..."
Corrin: tries to comprehend what happened, he saw an ally get thrown to the floor, someone die in the middle of the bar, and now people are talking about a puddle named B. What a great time to wake up.
B: [font=palatino]-the puddle stays unmoving-[/font]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want to talk?"
B: [font=palatino]-AD is thrown a good fifteen feet by soul magic, ignore any messages duplicate to this one-[/font]
Gaster: !!!
Asriel_Dreemurr: hits the wall, with a nice crack in the drywall from it.
Gaster: Darling, I think... I think we should take the kids hoe...
Gaster: ((SHIT
Gaster: ((I MEANT HOME
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HOE))
B: [font=palatino]-AD is thrown away a good fifteen feet with soul magic-[/font]
Corrin: ((TO THE HOE))
B: [font=palatino]-yeah see what I mean?-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-flows out the bar without a sound-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
B: ((Glamor really IS a fuccboi then))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Fuck me..."
B: ((Glamor is a fuccboi and a pimp))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ouch..."
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Gaster: starts to move towards the anydoor, with Corsiva clinging to his leg.
MettatonSEX: ((glamor has no genitals by default
Asriel_Dreemurr: said that really weakly. He hit his back, knocking the wind out of him."
Corrin: stumbles over to Asriel, using the nearby objects in the bar to keep his balance, "Asriel?"
B: ((What he meant to say was "take the kid's hoe"))
MettatonSEX: carries Glamor to the anydoor.
Asriel_Dreemurr: gives a thumbs up, trying to gasp for air on the ground.
Corrin: ((exactly.))
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Gaster: ((no more gardening for you kiddos
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((More like talking to mettaton, "Take the kids, hoe."))
Corrin: has one hand on the table, the other reaching out for Asriel when he's done Gasping for air.
B: (("And especially no gardening with that prostitute"))
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MettatonSEX: ((wow rude ad
Asriel_Dreemurr: suddenly gets a huge gasp, with air actually flowing in.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Holy shit..."
Smol Asriel: pokes his snoot out, "A-Asriel?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: pushes himself back. The wall happene to be next to Smolriel.
Barchar: "EH-!" barchar looked at ad, worriedly.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sitting up against the wall now.
B: ((now that my involvement is over, can we PM about some stuff Slarvath?))
Smol Asriel: is in a pillow fort
Smol Asriel: ((Mhm
Asriel_Dreemurr: "H-hey, kid."
Gaster: walks to the living room, trying to comfort Corsiva.
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Corrin: stumbles back over to the couch, falling into the couch.
Smol Asriel: Are you ok?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "S-Sort of?"
Smol Asriel: is just snootle, you cant see the entrance to the fort
MettatonSEX: follows, sitting on the couch.
Smol Asriel: Are they g-gone?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Y-yeah."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Who were those guys[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ((hi methbusters
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( i feel like tiny asriel just got murdered after what just happened )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NO))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey... I'm g-gonna go to the couch..."
Smol Asriel: Y-you wanna come in?
Smol Asriel: Oh...
Barchar: "Uggghhhh..." barchar leaned against a wall if the bar. "If I only I could actually help them AFTER they get hurt..."
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He's probably just on the floor now, unconcious. And really badly injured.
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and slowly walks to the couch.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fell free to join me..."
Barchar: (don't you dare)
Asriel_Dreemurr: sees Tiny Asriel.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks him up.
Gaster: We don't know.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god, are you okay?"
Barchar: snaps over to tinysriel "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT HIM! ANYONE BUT HIM!"
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He rubs his head. "I'm.....i'm really....dizzy............" He tries to look around the room, but he just covers his eyes, not able to really look at anything, groaning in pain.
Smol Asriel: is staying under his fort
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Does foodheal you?"
MettatonSEX: made sure to keep everyone who lives in the house safe.
Smol Asriel: ((Inb4 azzy uses the joy
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "I....I guess...?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs his dad-[/font]
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( i fucking dare AD )
Corrin: ((Join the cool kids club))
Corrin: (([s]ofhell[/s]))
Smol Asriel: ((Drugs are cool
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Asriel_Dreemurr: breaths heavily, getting out a grnola bar.
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: Corrin [Corrin] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
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Asriel_Dreemurr: places him onto his lap, opening the thing, and breaking off a tiny piece for him.
Smol Asriel: ((A single pill would mutate his ass right there hes so smol
Barchar: (if this asriel dies I don't even know what barchar is going to do but it is not gonna be pretty)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She'll get so angry she'll become real again.""
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He begins to nibble on the piece, looking at AD.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( AD: "Can I kiss you" )
DamnDude: (( Yazan, considering I didn't know if I was going to be able to PM you about everything today, I put it all in a doc. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Please work..."
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Gaster: pats Corsiva on the back as she whimpers.
MettatonSEX: pulls the whole family into a hug.
Barchar: (the worst part is that was actually my plan)
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Barchar: (just got a few seconds, she works up enough determination to become an actual, physical beibg)
Smol Asriel: ((Fuck you too hotel wifi
Barchar: (and punches the fuck out if something )
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( what if tfa died )
Smol Asriel: ((What if we had an asriel holocaust
Barchar: (if all the asriels died, I think barchar would basically nuke the bar with pure determination )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be okay..."
Smol Asriel: puts his snoot back in
Gaster: groans. "How come everything always goes to crap when I try to plan something nice?"
Smol Asriel: ((Inb4 ded
MettatonSEX: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( AD: "Just one quick kiss?" )
MettatonSEX: Exactly!
MettatonSEX: Whenever a good thing almost happens, something ruins it!
Smol Asriel: enjoys a cup of hot cocoa and a good book from the librarby in his fort
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Please be okay..."
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "I do feel a bit better...." He looks at AD, smiling weakly.
Smol Asriel: changes into a red silk robe and bunny slippers
Asriel_Dreemurr: breaks another piece off.
Smol Asriel: reads the apocrypha
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good..."
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Smol Asriel: watches an opera
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be okay..."
MettatonSEX: hugs his family close.
Gaster: It's terrible.
MettatonSEX: It really is.
Smol Asriel: creates modern art
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches the Tiny Asriel's head.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( tfw you do a guilty pleasure buzzfeed binge ;[ )
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( -sad wink- )
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Smol Asriel: ((Buzzfeed is cancer
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( it really is but )
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles back at small goat
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( i need to stop )
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( wake me up inside /s )
Smol Asriel: ((Minions try sex for the first time
Smol Asriel: ((>implying anyone would ever wake you up inside unironically
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( minion: "i had sex about five years ago" )
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( "but the title---" )
Smol Asriel: puffs a bubble pipe
DamnDude: (( ill be back ))
MettatonSEX: ((im weirdly tired wow
Corsiva: seems to have tired herself out by crying.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay?"
Smol Asriel: shuffles out of his fort from... Somewhere, and goes over to AD. He's in a red silk robe and bunny slippers, a bubble pipe in his mouth and reading glasses on. He hops onto the couch with him
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "...I feel a bit better......"
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Smol Asriel: Oh! W-what happened?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He got hurt..."
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Smol Asriel: takes his pipe out
Smol Asriel: Oh no...
MettatonSEX: ))im gonna sleepzyuhno goodnight
Smol Asriel: ((Nite
Smol Asriel: looks at the poor smol gote
Smol Asriel: You ok...?
anon: (Gn darling ♡)
MettatonSEX: ((sweet dreams dank memes
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "Yeah...I feel a bit better now."
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( gn )
MettatonSEX: ((gn darling
MettatonSEX: (❤︎)
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Smol Asriel: retrieves his owl and holds it
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Smol Asriel: ((God why is my 4g AND the hotel wifi fucking up?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm concernend..."
Smol Asriel: You can sleep on frisky if you want.
Smol Asriel: He won't move.
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Smol Asriel: And he's soft
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DamnDude: (( rip everyone ))
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He looked at Smolsriel. "Huh...?"
Smol Asriel: ((Wow rip
Smol Asriel: shows the owl, smiling
DamnDude: (( frisky the owl ))
Smol Asriel: ((Tried to think of a name
Smol Asriel: ((Thought frisky
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "I can sleep on him...?"
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( 11/10 )
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Smol Asriel: Yup!
Smol Asriel: sets him down
Smol Asriel: sets the owl down i mean
DamnDude: (( well shit ))
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "Okay..." He goes to the owl and sits on it.
Smol Asriel: picks up tiny azzy very carefully, putting him on the owl's chest. It's like a big floofy pillow
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * well shit
Smol Asriel: puts the wings over him like blankets
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He yawns. "Thanks..."
Smol Asriel: No problem!
Smol Asriel: gives a smol head scratch
Smol Asriel: Goodnight
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He lets out a small contented sigh. "Goodnight...."
Smol Asriel: smiles
Smol Asriel: blows bubbles gently on his pipe
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( i gtg )
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He closes his eyes, eventually falling asleep on Frisky the Owl.
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Smol Asriel: drifts off as well
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The White Wolf: (Go to bed
Barchar: (you can't control my life)
The White Wolf: (I can
The White Wolf: ( beause i know how to deal with children
Barchar: (you're not even my real dad)
The White Wolf: (Thats it your grounded
Barchar: (I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM FUFKER)
The White Wolf: ((Imma take away your phone if I hear that language again
Barchar: (i said FUFker. Totally different.(
Barchar: (its a kind of German sausage)
The White Wolf: (Thatz it -takes away your phone-
The White Wolf: (Now go to bed mister
Barchar: (ugggghhh I hate you)
Barchar: (>tfw up an edgy teenager trying to pretend to be an edgy teenager)
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The White Wolf: (Im back baby
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The White Wolf: (Oi
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The White Wolf: ((morning
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Temmii: ((Mornin'
Fintevious: ((oi
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Barchar: (good reasonable timeframe, yazan)
Fintevious: ((hey
Fintevious: ((you just wake up?
Barchar: (about 30 minutes ago, yeah)
Fintevious: ( got school in a bit then?
Fintevious: -is still studying BGroup
Barchar: (like, hour and a half)
Fintevious: ((what fun
Bondertale: for some strange reason, the connection between Azzy and the others seems to fluctuate into being weaker
Fintevious: hmm
Fintevious: interesting...
Bondertale: tori is currently slep with the smol gote, and Azzy ain't much more awake. Frisk is there, though.
Fintevious: -hasn't sleep at all, yet does not look any worse for wear-
Fintevious: -looks to Frisk
Fintevious: Hey there
Barchar: Frisk glanced at Fintevious. They gave him a two-figered salute that constituted a greeting in their mind.
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].
Fintevious: Salutat vos
Fintevious: Could you tel me something, how your bond with Toriel affects her, like emotional state
Bondertale: 'Well...it's got some empathic qualities.' frisk wrote, walking up to Fintevious. 'So, what I feel, she gets kind if an...aftershock.'
Fintevious: that include pain?
Fintevious: actualy I'm sure it does, no need to answer that
Bondertale: Frisk nodded.
Fintevious: you would care to see something interesting?
Bondertale: They shrugged.
Fintevious: -takes off his glasses and hands them to Frisk-
Fintevious: take a look at the tether between souls of you three
Bondertale: frisk puts them on, looking confused.
Fintevious: -it allows them to the soul and tethers of the Bgroup and others-
Fintevious: I actually don't wear classes, I have perferct vision
The White Wolf: -is in the room-
YoungKingAsgore: -is also in the room-
Bondertale: frisk looks around in curiosity
Fintevious: -has no soul-
The White Wolf: -a bright light is over bearing all around him, connecting to anyone and everyone-
YoungKingAsgore: -has a normal light coming from him-
Fintevious: -is pitch black-
Bondertale: frisk covers their eyes, looking away from shin. They take the glasses off, blinking blearily. 'Weird.'
Fintevious: Did you see Asriel and Tori though?
Bondertale: (so that's why shin can see Barchar, dude's connected to her soul)
Fintevious: ((connected to everyone, that is why he knows where everyone is at all points, why he stares at someone even when they can see him
Bondertale: Frisk hit their forehead with the heel of their palm, putting them back on and looking at the other two.
Fintevious: ((but Asgore and Shin dont have monster SOULS,
Barchar: Frisk can also see what appears to be a bodiless soul near Shin. Or, would, if they could actually look over there
Bondertale: (fintevious and shin, you mean?? )
Fintevious: ((no Assgore and Shin, TK-421 doesn't work with Souls, its different
Fintevious: ((it also does not have determination
Fintevious: ((heh, Assgore
Bondertale: (hhhuh)
Fintevious: ((it trades off determination, souls, exp, and love for ragnite, helium-3, and cybernetics
Bondertale: (you really have the most alternate alternate dimension in this whole dang role play, huh?)
Fintevious: ((also they don't have wireless technology, computer systems, or AI. They can't due to the particles emitted by ragnite
Fintevious: ((its actually all consistant too, and all my characters except Auger come from that line
Fintevious: ((I made a character point for TK-421 so it'd be easier for people to keep up with it
Fintevious: ((I didn't write a gimmick for this AU, I wrote an entire background, history, setting, and more for it
Bondertale: (wasn't novelica killed by an ai?)
Fintevious: ((thats bloo's character, she got killed in her timeline
Bondertale: (oh okay)
Bondertale: (didn't realize she wasn't native)
Bondertale: Frisk tilted their head, focusing on Asriel. They're seeing what Fin was trying to get them to see.
Fintevious: interesting huh?
Bondertale: Frisk nodded, handing the glasses back.
Fintevious: something you should keep in mind
Fintevious: as this affects all three of you
Bondertale: (is there an end to that sentence? )
Fintevious: .
Bondertale: (okay so I misunderstood what you were going for there)
Bondertale: Frisk glanced around. 'I mean, I knew we were bonded.'
Fintevious: Yes but it seems that Asriel hasa weaker connection, whether this is intentional or and issue with the bond, I cannot tell
Bondertale: Frisk looked down. 'he pretty much always has felt a lot more...distant and nebulous than Toriel.'
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Fintevious: ((oi
Smol Asriel: is on the couch, sleeping
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Fintevious: just an observation child
Bondertale: (heyo)
Bondertale: tori is slep with smol gote
Fintevious: -is simply watching the BGroup-
Bondertale: Frisk nodded. 'Thanks, I guess.' they gave Fintevious enough time to read, before standing up and putting the pad back in their pocket.
Smol Asriel: wakes up
YoungKingAsgore: -is on the couch- Good morning child
Smol Asriel: looks down at le owl, then at gorey
Smol Asriel: Good morning
Fintevious: -is waiting for Toriel to wake-
YoungKingAsgore: how are you doing? did you sleep well?
Smol Asriel: Mhm
Smol Asriel: I'm good
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Bondertale: Frisk shook Toriel slightly, waking her up. "Hmm? Is something the matter, my child?" frisk pointed to Azzy. Toriel look surprised.
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Smol Asriel: is in a red robe and bunny slippers with a bubble pipe
Bondertale: wut
Smol Asriel: blows bubbles
YoungKingAsgore: I was thinking, perhaps ypu might like to visit an amusement park
Smol Asriel: Oooh, that sounds fun!
YoungKingAsgore: have a good day, have some fun
Smol Asriel: When can we go?
YoungKingAsgore: today?
Smol Asriel: Ooooooh
Bondertale: Toriel was distracted from her and frisk's mental conversation, looking over at a store.
Bondertale: Asgore
Smol Asriel: *a store
Bondertale: (my phone has, for some reason, cleared the custom dictionary that lets me not have things get auto corrected)
YoungKingAsgore: There is a show caleld Cirqus du Soleil I know of
Smol Asriel: listens intently
YoungKingAsgore: I have been given a code to a timeline with amusement parks with roller coasters, not sure what they are though
YoungKingAsgore: I also have plenty of plays back in my line, theather, opera, and orchestra
YoungKingAsgore: any one of those sound interesting
Smol Asriel: The roller coarsters!
Smol Asriel: ((Thabka phone
Smol Asriel: ((Thanks
Smol Asriel: ((What the fuck
Fintevious: -nods his head to Asgore-
Smol Asriel: is 9, what did gorey expect
YoungKingAsgore: okay, its a place called Cedar Point
Fintevious: ((the cirqus de soleil is fucking awesome irl
Smol Asriel: ((Ik
Smol Asriel: ((Ive been
Smol Asriel: nods
Bondertale: (my uncle works for them, but I've never been)
YoungKingAsgore: you are more than welcome to come Tori, Frisk, and Asriel
Fintevious: ((dude ask for some free tickets and go, Its fucking incredible
Bondertale: (its in Nevada, I'm in indiana)
Fintevious: ((they go to different cities, I saw them in Charlotte
Bondertale: Frisk smiled. Toriel shook her head. "How can I say no?" Azzy continues to be slep.
Fintevious: ((not Gary indiana right?
YoungKingAsgore: I told Anavel and Tori about this too
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Fintevious: Think I'll tag along too
Fintevious: I enjoy Tori's company
Bondertale: "Well, then, I suppose it's a deal."
Bondertale: (a deal we won't do right now tho cause I gotta go&
Fintevious: ((yea I need to go to bed
Fintevious: ((laterz
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: ((ayy lmao
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( ayyy )
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( adding strato-frisk to character list )
: ((alrighty
: Shouldn't actually be here right now [] is now full of "hot air" [].
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( well it works )
: ((10/10
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( gtgggggggg )
: ((byeeee
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Rebel life is dangerous
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❤ Frisk: "MOM WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MILK"
❤ Hyper: "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW"
❤ Hyper: "BUY YOUR OWN MILK YOU ASSHAT"
Frisky: * They walk in. "Look, guys, we're fucking poor currently. Don't ask about the damn milk."
❤ Frisk: "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE, WHISKINGTON"
Frisky: "..Yes."
❤ Hyper: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Frisky: "Anyways, fuckayou guys." They exit.
: ((well that works well
: ^^^^^^^^ ignore all the fucking shit up there, it's not canon
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Smol Asriel: is sleeping again, next to frisky the owl
Smol Asriel: ((Well if nobodys on im gonna play more cooooonquest
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Temmii: ((Ayy...?
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Smol Asriel: ((FUCKING
Smol Asriel: ((MEMESHIT
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Bondertale: (hi bio(?))
Maxie Rogers: ((Nope. The other filthy memer.))
Bondertale: (damn you and your cryptic sidebar names(
Maxie Rogers: ((Here's another hint, then :P))
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Bondertale: (Nance okay)
Nance: ((Yep, I'm the one with two alcohol-related names.))
Bondertale: (yeah)
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Smol Asriel: ((Conquest is way better than birthright, its so good
Smol Asriel: ((Niles is dank
Bondertale: (ey yo slave)
Bondertale: (SLARV. GODDAMMIT IT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT CLEARS MY AUTOCORRECT DICTIONARY.)
Smol Asriel: ((I got 9 minutes master
Smol Asriel: goes over to gotemom
Barchar: (wiggles her ghostly eyebrows seductively)
Bondertale: gote mom ishere
Smol Asriel: is in a red silk robe and bunny slippers, puffing on his bubble pipe
Bondertale: "...where did you get that?"
Smol Asriel: I found it
Smol Asriel: blow bubbles
Bondertale: "....where?"
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Smol Asriel: On the bar
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Bondertale: (rip)
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Frisky: ((fucking rip))
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Bondertale: (hi frisky)
❤ Hyper: ((HI THERE.))
❤ Frisk: ((guess what day it is))
Frisky: ((APRIL))
❤ Frisk: ((FUCKING))
❤ Hyper: ((fuckools))
❤ Frisk: ((DAMNIT HYPER
❤ Frisk: ((YOU RUINED IT))
Frisky: ((hyper why
Frisky: ((you ruined everything
❤ Hyper: ((Aww..))
Frisky: ((YOU BETTER BE SORRY BITCH
Frisky: ((WE HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR DAYS
❤ Frisk: ((Not really, but--
Frisky: ((SHUT THE FUCK UP FRISK
❤ Frisk: ((okay yeesh
Frisky: ((Anyways, you ruined everything.
Frisky: ((I disown you.))
❤ Hyper: ((noooooo you bitchaholic
Frisky: ((Fine then, I'll kill you for the 23rd time.))
❤ Hyper: ((no
❤ Hyper: ((fuck you
Frisky: ((DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT MISTER
Frisky: ((YOU'RE GROUNDED
❤ Hyper: ((shit
❤ Frisk: ((ooooooooo get fucked
Frisky: ((GO TO YOUR ROOM
❤ Hyper: ((I don't have one.))
Frisky: ((THEN GO OUTSIDE
Frisky: ((AND LET ME EAT A GOAT
❤ Hyper: ((that's, uh, bad
❤ Frisk: ((Yeah, humans don't eat goats, right--
Frisky: ((Yes they fucking do.))
Frisky: ((Don't judge me.))
❤ Frisk: ((-silently judges Frisky-
Frisky: ((I HEARD THAT
Frisky: ((YOU FUCK
❤ Frisk: ((oshit
❤ Hyper: ((hoo boy you're fucked
❤ Frisk: ((According to my calculations, I am fucked.
Bondertale: (wtf)
: ((lel
Bondertale: (frisky, are you okay, bud?? )
: ((yes
: ((i'm just testing things out
: ((in the most insane way possible
: ((Don't worry, I'm fine.))
Frisky: ((They are fine. I'm just an illluuuusiooooon!!!!))
❤ Frisk: ((Hey, I'm an experiment myself! This is a revelation!))
❤ Hyper: ((I GET TO LIVE FOR MORE THAN A SECOND THIS IS A NEW RECORD
: ((yeah
: ((comedy purposes and usefulness they are for
: ((so i don't have to switch names while roleplaying multiple characters
Bondertale: (character commands are useful)
: ((yes
❤ Frisk: ((I agree with that. Very useful.))
❤ Hyper: ((in-fucking-deed.
Frisky: ((yeppers!))
Bondertale: (why do you have two frisks(
: ((Frisky is not a different Frisk
: ((I am Frisky Whiskington
Frisky: ((I am Frisky Whiskington too, bud
❤ Frisk: ((I'm just Frisk. <_<
❤ Hyper: ((AND I'M HYP--
Frisky: ((no
Frisky: ((aren't you supposed to be grounded?
❤ Hyper: ((aw man fuck you
: ((Anyways, yeah!
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: ((fuck
: ((i think i scared flame away
Frisky: ((That's because you look insane.))
: ((I suppose.))
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: ((Hello, again.))
: (([sub]i think i'm getting a wee bit into this experiment[/sub]
Bondertale: (so you have Frisky, Frisky, and Frisk.)
: ((no
Frisky: ((He has me.
❤ Hyper: ((He has me!))
❤ Frisk: ((shut the fuck up hyper AND HE HAS ME
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: ((this is just so people know it's me
Frisky: ((Uh-huh. Listen to them!))
❤ Hyper: ((yeah p much))
❤ Frisk: ((hyper don't make me slap you
❤ Hyper: ((fuck
: ((I feel like I look insane right now
: ((hopefully I don't
Nance: ((Nance: Frisky, I'm sorry, but you look kinda insane right now.))
Frisky: ((YOU WANNA FUCKIN' GO, BITCH?!))
❤ Frisk: ((don't.))
❤ Hyper: ((don't.))
❤ Frisk: ((hyper go to your timeout corner
❤ Frisk: ((i'm the older character, you fuck
❤ Hyper: ((Damnit.))
Nance: ((If you mean 'fuckin' go' as something in boden, apologies but I am busy :P))
❤ Hyper: ((This is goatcist.))
Mk: ("Dude you look totally insane")
Bondertale: ("I am concerned for your safety my child")
Barchar: ("You're an Asriel so I actually give a shit about you")
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Frisky: ((HI
Smol Asriel: is sleeping next to frisky
❤ Frisk: ((shut the fuck up frisky he will think you're crazy
❤ Hyper: ((IT'S MY JOB TO HAVE HIM NEXT TO ME, FRISKY
Smol Asriel: ((Oh god
❤ Hyper: ((I'M NOT A MEXICAN AND YOU'RE NOT DONALD TRUMP
Frisky: ((-straightens tie- I am Donald Trump, mind you.))
Smol Asriel: ((Is this memes?
❤ Hyper: ((Holy shit.))
Frisky: ((i don't think so?
Smol Asriel: Tiny Asriel is asleep on frisky
Bondertale: (SLARV is Jim sterling confirmed)
❤ Frisk: ((They're just being all crazy and shit.))
❤ Frisk: ((I'm just watching, while I occasionly tell Hyper to shut the fuck up beCAUSE OUT OF CHARACTER HE'S SO ANNOYING
❤ Hyper: ((Goatcist? Goatcist! Get outta this house!
Frisky: ((Ahem, this is my house.))
❤ Frisk: ((Ahem, this is CaU.))
❤ Frisk: ((Now shut the fuck up, Frisky.
Frisky: ((..Fine.))
Frisky: ((Only because you're my oldest character, though!
Frisky: ((Hyper can go fuck a fire hydrant.))
❤ Hyper: ((I only fuck AD, though!))
Frisky: ((Fuck the fire hydrant with AD, then.))
❤ Hyper: ((pls
: ((Okay, I'll stop now
Bondertale: (thx)
Smol Asriel: ((K
Frisky: ((It's very entertaining to do this, though.))
Smol Asriel: wakes up next to frisky
Frisky: ((But I'll stop for real.))
: ((Also, Slarv, what do you mean?
: ((Literally me?))
Smol Asriel: ((Frisky is the owl
Smol Asriel: ((I named him frisky
: ((ahh
Frisky: ((Ten out of ten naming, Slarvath.))
Smol Asriel: scratches tiny azzy's smol head
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❤ Frisk: She strolls into the bar, fairly bored. She glances at Smolsriel, who she believed was the only one in the bar? She sits down next to him. "Hello! I don't think we've met."
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Frisky: ((-claps-
Bondertale: are here
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❤ Frisk: She then notices that, but has her eyes fixed on the small as fuck Asriel, so SLARVATH GET ON IT.
Mk: is also here because they have literally nowhere else to be tbh
❤ Frisk: SLARVAAAAAAAAAATH
❤ Frisk: She didn't say that, but her creator is shouting that from the heavens.
Smol Asriel: Oh, h-hi
Smol Asriel: waves
Smol Asriel: ((I was playin sum gam gimme a break u fuck
Frisky: ((lel
❤ Frisk: * She gives a slight smile. "What is your name? My name is Frisk."
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Frisky: ((Slarvath: SMOLSRIEL THEN EATS A TACO AND STARES AT FRISK "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A FRISK?! YOU HAVE EYES"
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Smol Asriel: I'm Asriel, it's nice to meet you
Bondertale: is with smolsriel, but...you know not much for her to do rn
❤ Frisk: She nods. "That's a nice name, Asriel. It's nice to meet you, too!" She extends her hand.
Smol Asriel: extends a robot hand and shakes gently
❤ Frisk: * She eventually lets go, smiling. "You seem to be very kind."
Smol Asriel: I try to be
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Frisky: ((I just beat Undyne the Undying in two tries. I see that Sans has improved my Undertale skills)
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❤ Frisk: ((you murderer! at least i try to be kind.))
❤ Frisk: * She grins, nodding. "That's good."
Smol Asriel: smiles timidly
Bondertale: Toriel smiles at Smolsriel.
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Temmii: ((Ayy
Frisky: ((ayy
❤ Frisk: ((hi
❤ Hyper: (('ello!
Temmii: awakens and exits the castle.
Temmii: sees MK if he's there.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]*they're[/font]
Mk: sure is
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Temmii: hops over to them.
Mk: doesn't give much of a shit what you call them, BTW. They, he, she, whatever.
Temmii: flickers a bit.
Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]hOi!!!!!![/font]
Temmii: ((actually wait I have a better idea
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Temmii: didn't leave the castle
B: (('Ello m8s))
B: ((What's with the new topic?))
Mk: looks at temmii. "Uh..." they thought. "hOI! WhO R us!?!?!?"
Bondertale: (probably April fools)
Smol Asriel: ((Fuk u bich
Smol Asriel: ((I know what you did
B: ((FILTHY PRANK'D))
Smol Asriel: ((JUST A PRANK BRO
Bondertale: (Slarv, chill. Let's not bring this up again.)
B: ((excuse me while I replace that link with some prolapse pics))
B: ((nah jk))
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Bondertale: (bio?)
: ((Yes?
: enters through the Anydoor, and hops to MK.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color].aEIoU!!!!![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]jOn mADeN!!!!![/font]
B: ((oh lord))
: ((heh
Mk: "What."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]abrbrbrbrbrbrbrbRBRBRBRBRBR![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]hOi!!!!![/font]
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Mk: glances around. "Uh..." they thought for a second. "hOI! WhO R us!?!?!?!"
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]999999999999999999![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]i aM jOn MAdeN!!!!!![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]jUs KidIN!!!!! aM tEmmIE!!!!![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]hOLla hoLLA gET dOLLa!!!![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]hAHaHA!!!!![/font]
: rambles on like this in an adorable fashion.
Mk: "Uh...yeeeeah. That makes sense?"
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: ((If you don't know what I based OuterTem on, here's what she's based on: http://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo ))
: jumps, glides through the air as if she's on the moon, and sits on MK's shoulder.
Mk: 'is this a code language does she thinks I'm from her time line should I be understanding this?' mk thought to themselves. L
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]i'M nOt uSIn cOED!!!![/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEM jUST hAViN fUn...[/font]
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: snuggles up.
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Mk: 'OH MY GOD SHE CAN READ MY MIND'
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEM tIRE fRuM eXPlOr...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]dON bE sCARe...[/font]
: B [B] is now B [Matt Damon].
Matt Damon: [font=palatino]-shambles on in-[/font]
Matt Damon: [font=palatino]-Looks around-[/font]
: sees him.
Matt Damon: [font=palatino]Myett Dyaaaaamon.[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]!!!![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]mOi iDOL!!![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEM sAW uR mOViE!!![/font]
Matt Damon: [font=palatino]MYEEEETTTT DYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMON![/font]
Matt Damon: [font=palatino]-beats his head against a wall-[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEh mARsHU-[/font]
Matt Damon: [font=palatino]MYAAAAAT DYAAAMON[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color][/font]What the fuck.[font= ][/font]
Mk: "What the fuck"
Matt Damon: [font=palatino]-screams and throws himself out the Anydoor-[/font]
Flame_warp : ((what the fuck))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]oH wEll...[/font]
: looks for snuggles.
Matt Damon: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc ))
: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.
: looks for love.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]-as in snuggles.-[/font]
: B [Matt Damon] disconnected.
Mk: doesn't know this temmie and is mildly uncomfortable that she was sitting on their shoulder.
: looks to MK.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]pleas don feel wierd...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tem jus wan 2 snugl...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]bAi dA wAY...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEm caNT fLI...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]bUT tEM cAN fALL[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]wiT [i]STAYL!!!!!!![/i][/font]
: snuggles up.
Mk: 'I don't understand she just came in and hopped on my shoulder and is acting like I know her I don't even know any temmies what I said earlier was literally just me making guesses as to what would maybe be correct I don't understand'
: feels like an electric blanket. It feels really nice, actually.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEM iZ fREn oB EvRY1...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEm jUS wAN fRENZ...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEM oNWi hAB mAI b0ss...[/font]
Mk: "I...uh...okay?" they said, still glancing around. A large slime smudged up over ton them and temmie. It looks inquisitive.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]wHeR I wORk...[/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEM onWI hAB bI0, dRAKoN, rObO, an AtOM...[/font]
: notices the slime.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]nEW lIEffOrM!!!![/font]
: seems to scan the slime.
Bondertale: (what information does this glean? )
: ((species, type, name, stats, and Check data
: ((type is optional
: Outertale!Temmie [] disconnected.
Bondertale: Name: Jakob Slime: summoned creature. From dimension T3RR4. Atk: low Def: high. If it took more than one slime, you weren't using a Jakob.
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: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Monster Kid [Mk].
: /me seems happy at this.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]aDDeD 2 lOGbOOk![/font]
Mk: (i prolly could have formatted that better)
Mk: "...what?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEM gOTTA gO uPLOaD dATA![/font]
: leaves.
: ((Gtg
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Mk: "Wha-" mk stopped as she left. "I don't...?"
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Mk: (i slip on my hip and do a flip giving lip and I sip on some dip will I start to shout 'RIP' )
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Frisky: ((ayy
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic's connection timed out.
Frisky: ((whoops, rip
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Mk: (all byyyyy myyyseeeelf)
Mk: (don't wanna be)
Mk: (AALL BYYY MYYYSEEEELF)
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Mk: (now I'm not even here)
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: ((i am here
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: ((Rip a dip fucking dip
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: ((Ayy
: returns from what appears to be a large, complicated, spaceship.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]aEIoU~![/font]
DamnDude: (( greetings, whoever is here. ))
: ((Bio here
Smol Asriel: is here
: hops to Smolriel.
DamnDude: (( Greetings to both of you then. ))
Smol Asriel: O-oh, hi
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]jOHn mADdEn![/font]
Smol Asriel: ...what?
: smiles cutely.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]iT'z a cODe usED oN dA mOONbASe![/font]
Smol Asriel: just looks confused
Smol Asriel: Moonbase...?
DamnDude: (( [sub] who falls, the t_ _ _ _ _r, the b_ _ _ _ _r, or the d_ _ _n? [/sub] ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]wE uSE tO tESt cOMMuNIcAsHUnZ![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]LIeK dIS![/font]
Smol Asriel: Ok?
DamnDude: (( Also, is everyone going to start having symbols by their name? ))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEM tESt uNIvErsAL cOMuNicaTur!!!![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]-Smolriel hears what sounds like Moonbase Alpha Text-to-Speech.-[/font]
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ω DamnDude [Ω DamnDude].
Ω DamnDude: (( I now have a symbol. fear me. ))
: [[john madden! john madden! john madden football!]]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]cAN u HeER mE?[/font]
Smol Asriel: ...yes?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]yAy~[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEm tESt wORk~![/font]
: snuggles up.
: ((outertem needs to be startled by something for me to show you all something she can do.))
: ((wait nvm
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEm tHiRsTY...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEm gET dRInK![/font]
: attempts to hop to the bar, but overshoots. A [i]LOT[/i]. As she passes by Grillby slowly through the air, she says 'hOi...' meekly.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]hOi... tEm oBErShOOt...[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((My fucking god
Smol Asriel: ((The debate person is keeping on with an april fools joke for way too long
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]hELp tEM oAT aDn pIcK tEm uP pLS?[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Oh shit
Smol Asriel: ((It wasnt a joke
: ((oshit
Ω DamnDude: (( ouch ))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh my god
Smol Asriel: ((Ok she got me
Smol Asriel: ((That was good stalling
: ((Oh.
Smol Asriel: ((It was just a prank bro
Smol Asriel: ((I was about to choke a bitch
Ω DamnDude: (( Wait, what was the prank exactly? ))
Smol Asriel: (("Tournament canceled"
Ω DamnDude: (( Well shit. ))
Smol Asriel: ((Well, it wasnt completely untrue
: lands behind the bar, and rebounds back over to smolriel, flailing adorably the whole time.
Smol Asriel: ((You have to leave if you didnt make it
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]tEm gOTTa wATcH oAT wIT dA LO gRaBiTEEs!!!![/font]
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Ω DamnDude: (( The tournament isn't cancelled for you, is it? ))
Ω DamnDude: (( well, 'cancelled' ))
Smol Asriel: ((Fuck me im out
Smol Asriel: ((Fml
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Ω DamnDude: (( I gotta go grade item ideas for a mod, will be back ))
: ((K
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: ((Ayy
Mk: (hi)
Mk: (why is chat so rip?)
: ((Idk
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color](test[/font]
: ((Brb
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: ((Back
: leaps in, doing air somersaults.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]hOi~~~~~~~![/font]
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: ((Ayy
Mk: "...hi."
: bounces over to MK.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]sOrWI if wE gOt oFF oN dA WrOnG fUt...[/font]
Mk: Jason kind if puts itself between temmie and mk.
: looks to Jakob and waves.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]hOi![/font]
: ((it's jakob right
: ((i probably screwed it up
: walks to them and pets them.
Mk: (yes it's jakob)
: ((Thank you
Mk: (i don't know why it became jason)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]sUCh a CUTE~~~[/font]
Mk: jakob is pretty much living, gelatinous stomach acid so that hurts just a little. Not much. Just a little. L
: is wearing a cute spacesuit. She's fine.
: Monster Kid [Mk] disconnected.
: ((rip
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: smiles, and hugs Jakob.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]jAKoB...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]sUCh a CUtE~[/font]
Mk: the slime seems confused. Mk finds it kind da funny.
: attempts to snuggle with Jakob.
: looks to MK.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]oH aND![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]mOi rEEl nAEm iZ sOl!!!![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]lIEk dA sUn![/font]
Mk: 'Sol? Like sun? "
: Outertale!Temmie [] is now Outertale!Temmie [Sol] [].
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]yEah![/font]
Mk: "Huh. Well, my name is Kid." he offered her a hand. "You already know his name." they said, motioning to Jakob.
: shakes Kid's paw.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]nIcE 2 mEEt U~![/font]
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: ((Ayy
Mk: (hey mv)
MettatonSEX: ((im just keeping this tab open so i can return later
MettatonSEX: ((hey dudes
: ((Bio here btw
MettatonSEX: ((yeah i can tell from the color
Mk: "Yeah...yeah."
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
: snuggles with Jakob, and is nearly enveloped!
: is enveloped. She giggles at this.
Mk: this is how he eats temmie you might want to get out of there
: gets out.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]i dOn tAStE gUD![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]plus my suit is acid-resistant so he cpuldn't anyway.[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]*couldn't[/font]
Mk: jakob don't discriminate, hun
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Mk: Mk shrugged. "Well, that's good, I guess."
: ((Ayy
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]yEAh![/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]lOOk whAT mOi sUIt cAN dO~![/font]
Mk: "But to be honest, he'll eat pretty much anything I gave him."
Smol Asriel: ((Niles is the best reason to play conquest
: jumps, and floats through the air slowly, and lands on MK's shoulder.
Mk: "Plants, animals, cloth, bugs, dog bones, bones OF dogs..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]![/font]
Mk: "Pretty much anything but me, really.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]DON'T YOU DARE KILL DOGS.[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]If you do...[/font]
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Mk: "No, no, they were-they were already dead."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]I'm afraid you might be declared wanted.[/font]
: B [Matt Damon] is now B [B].
Mk: "And they were just normal, non-sentient dogs."
Mk: "Not the first time..." kid mmuttered
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]...[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]What was that?[/font]
B: ((Anyone else watched Jessica Jones?))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]Not the first time?[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]...[/font]
B: ((I just saw the first episode and it occurred to me))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]You will regret this.[/font]
B: ((Kilgrave - Body = Conscience))
Mk: "Calm down. I was joking."
Smol Asriel: ((Oooh i have a cool idea
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]I don't think so.[/font]
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Spooky Ghost [Spooky Ghost].
Spooky Ghost: a cold presence enters the bar
: ((ghost of whom?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]![/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]I feel... ...cold.[/font]
Mk: "I'm glad you have an opinion. Our differences are what bring us together as a species."
Spooky Ghost: ((Suzy
Spooky Ghost: the presence approaches mk
Mk: (oh, now THIS is fun)
Mk: (especially if Suzy is goner kid)
Spooky Ghost: ((I dont know much about suzy but i can try
Mk: (nobody does lol)
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Spooky Ghost: "...br..."
Spooky Ghost: is barely a whisper
: sips light cyan liquid from a coffee cup with a [bgcolor=#ffffff]✩[/bgcolor] on it.
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: ((!!!
Mk: looks around wildly. "What was that?"
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]i dUNnO...[/font]
Spooky Ghost: "...hah...hha..."
Spooky Ghost: "...still... gone..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]☄ Sol : [/color]...[/font]
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Mk: "...apparently you're not gone, if you're here."
: ((Ayy
Spooky Ghost: "...funny... brother..."
Mk: (chat is unripoing)
Mk: "...what?"
Spooky Ghost: "...fun...ny..."
B: ((this is from a conservative brony group))
Spooky Ghost: "...hah..."
B: ((Comservative. Brony. Group.))
B: (( http://i.imgur.com/V1qiX8C.jpg ))
: ((what
Mk: (there's a conservative bring group?(
Spooky Ghost: ((Conservativw brony group
Mk: (what the fuck)
Mk: (one pair of characters are, like, practically blatantly lesbians)
Mk: (one pair of background characters who got little screen time until one single episode, but still)
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: ((Ayy
Ω DamnDude: (( Still grading mod ideas, just checking into chat. ))
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Spooky Ghost: "...remember?"
: snuggles Jakob.
Mk: "Sister..." their brain seems to be working overtime. "...i had a sister. Why can't I remember her name? You don't just FORGET your siblings." mk only realized the irony of that statement a moment later, when they remembered their particular state in their home dimension.
Spooky Ghost: "...hah...no..."
Spooky Ghost: "...s-still no..."
Spooky Ghost: the cold presence slowly fades away
: runs out in fear, gloding through the anydoor.
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Mk: just looks down, their eyes darting as he tried to think. "...Sarah?" they shook their head. "No, no..."
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: Outertale!Temmie [Sol] [] is now Robo [Robo].
Robo: ((Ayy
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Robo: [font=Roboto](font test[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((hi
B: ((ey b0ss))
Fintevious: (Oi
MettatonSEX: ((howdy
Robo: enters the bar.
Robo: smiles, knowing she's been assisting someone.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hello, everyone~[/font]
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Mk: Me is thonking
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B: [font=palatino]-It's as if B simply materialized in a chair when nobody was looking-[/font]
Robo: ((Yazan are you in the mood to RP?))
Mk: looks at B. "
Mk: "...oh. Hello."
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B: [font=palatino]-glances at him-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]Have we met?[/font]
Robo: looks at B.
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Robo: [font=Roboto]Hello there.[/font]
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Fintevious: (Sure bio
Robo: ((Thanks
Robo: cleans up the general area around the bar.
Mk: "Yes." they said, plainly. "Monster kid. The one you showed an image of their corpse to?"
B: [font=palatino]. . . .[/font]
B: [font=palatino]And whose life I saved?[/font]
B: [font=palatino]Oh, right.[/font]
Robo: seems to be waiting.
Mk: "Yeah, and that whole thing with the Omega time line worked out great."
Fintevious: (Auger right?
B: [font=palatino]Brilliantly.[/font]
Auger: -stumbles out from the back
Mk: Mk waved a wing-ed hand. "I shouldn't keep grudges. I don't know what's happened with you in the past 10 years." they extended the hand. "HI. My name is Kid. My parents weren't very creative."
Robo: [font=Roboto]![/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Auger![/font]
B: [font=palatino]-looks at the hand-[/font]
Auger: Robo?
Robo: blushes and runs to him.
B: [font=palatino]With my luck, it's going to fall off when I touch it.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Yes, at your service~[/font]
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: Yazan [Fintevious] is now Yazan [Auger].
Auger: hey hows it going?
Mk: "It wouldn't be the first time, actually. Jakob can be pretty corrosive sometimes. I pack snacks."
Mk: Me has a duffel bag slung across their back. This totally isn't only now mentioned because I only now thought of it.
B: [font=palatino]You pack... snacks?[/font]
B: [font=palatino]How is that supposed to help?[/font]
Mk: "Yeah. For healing. I'm a monster."
Robo: [font=Roboto]Amazing, now that you're here~[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
B: [font=palatino]Guess I've never had to deal with that sort of thing anyway.[/font]
Auger: Anythinh new?
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B: [font=palatino]-delicately grabs and moves the hand up and down. You can hardly call it a shake.-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Well, I've been upgraded![/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto](⌒▽⌒)☆[/font]
Mk: "And to keep jakob fed, but that's easy to forage. I've gotten him to eat rocks, before
Mk: retracts it.
Auger: Really? With what?
Robo: [font=Roboto]I have many new features and bugfixes~ ꒰•꒡꒳꒡꒱ɷ✧⃛*[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-looks at a wall with the all-too-clichéd "thousand-yard-stare"-[/font]
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Robo: [font=Roboto]They have many purposes~[/font]
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Robo: [font=Roboto]☆~(ゝ。∂)[/font]
Auger: Such as
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Auger: -Is v
Mk: "Uh...are you alright?"
B: [font=palatino]Sure.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I have better navigation and move more smoothly...[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I can taste...[/font]
B: ((today's theme song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tao67Idz3Uc ))
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Auger: Good. Taste?
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: Monster Kid [Mk] is now Robofresh [Fresh].
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Fresh: enters in the customary manner. "WHAT UP, MY HONEY BRO-NCHES OF OATS!?"
Robo: [font=Marker Felt][color=#ffff25]❂ Outertale!Temmie:[/color]Yeah![/font]
Robo: ((what
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B: [font=palatino]-stares-[/font]
Fresh: (robot is secretly a suit controlled by outer tale temmie(
Mk: "That wall...that wall looking interesting?"
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: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
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Auger: (Oi
Robo: ((help
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Robo: ((mobile is weird
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Robo: mobile pls
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Robo: ((There, it works
Robo: didn't say that
B: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FiwUzTO_ww ))
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Spooky Ghost: ((conquest_irl
Robo: waves to Fresh, then returns to Auger.
Robo: blushes.
Spooky Ghost: ((NO PLEASE NO MORE REINFORCEMENTS GOD
Robo: [font=Roboto]It's always a pleasure to assist you...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up from the couch. You can see a bit of pain in his expression, since he is sore from being thrown into a wall yesterday.
B: [font=palatino]-is sitting at the bar, staring at a wall-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, B."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You gonna toss me against the wall again if I speak with you?"
Mk: "I'll take that as a yes. You just...you take in that wall. Let it flood you with...whatever you're looking for."
B: ((I haven't been following this particular Asriel. What's the dealio with him right now?))
The White Wolf: -walks in and up do-
B: [font=palatino]-shakes his head-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]-to Fresh.- [[I'm polyamorous, I can love both of you.]][/font]
The White Wolf: -AD
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Robo: guides Auger to the couch, and sits by him.
Robo: ((Ayy
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Auger: thanks
Asriel_Dreemurr: is missing an arm, but it was replaced with a Cybernetic one, he recently lost Jukon, who he really liked, and does not know B. He would be recognised by B, though."
Fresh: [[yo, Dawn, long as he stays out of the creep list, I ain't gonna interrupt ya.]]
Asriel_Dreemurr: would be recognised as the old AD anyways.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Anytime, Mast-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Oh...[/font]
B: [font=palatino]So, what catastrophe made you lose your memories this time?[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I suppose you don't want me calling you that... (;へ:)[/font]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sis I used to know you? Also, apparently something rest my timeline."
Asriel_Dreemurr: did*
Auger: I would prefer you didnt
B: [font=palatino]We knew each other, yeah.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Okay...[/font]
Robo: blushes.
The White Wolf: -stands next to AD and waits-
Robo: [font=Roboto]You know...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nice to meet you again."
B: [font=palatino]Sure. It's been ten years.[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-still isn't looking at him-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Ever since I began to assist you, I liked you more and more...[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Although, I may have to talk later. I still haven't finished raiding a cstle with Shin."
Auger: really?
B: [font=palatino]A what now?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: is considerably more okay with killing than you remember.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Yes... (❛ ◡ ❛)♡[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: killed like three people yesterday.
Auger: I really didn't think
Auger: well
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Robo: [font=Roboto]Hmm...?[/font]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shall we, Shin?"
B: [font=palatino]Raiding? What, are you into RP games a[/font]
The White Wolf: -lets
B: [font=palatino]*or something?[/font]
The White Wolf: yes
Robo: ((MEEEEETTTTTAAAAAA
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, we're raiding a castle to get some information.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's a band of bad people, though."
B: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
Smol Asriel: emerges from his pillow fort
Smol Asriel: Huh?
B: [font=palatino]-slowly turns to him-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]What is it, Ma- Auger...?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're almost done."
B: [font=palatino]No longer a pacifist, I gather.[/font]
Robo: sits a tiny bit closer.
Auger: I'm just, well not really sure what do think
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmph."
Smol Asriel: What's going on?
B: [font=palatino]Not that there's... anything wrong with that.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not saying there was."
Robo: [font=Roboto]I can help out...[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Are you feeling mixed emotions?[/font]
B: [font=palatino]In fact, I may be able to find you a job.[/font]
B: [font=palatino]If... If you're interested.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't WANT to kill."
Fresh: is focusing on robo and auger. She's not jealous. At all. No way, Jose.
B: [font=palatino]-leans his head to the side a little-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm okay with doing it if it's justified. I'm nota sadist."
Smol Asriel: ...
B: [font=palatino]You're assuming I want you to kill innocents. No, no.[/font]
B: [font=palatino]I'm not... I'm not [i]them[/i].[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-is choosing his words carefully-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't want to be a hit man, either."
Robo: [[Don't be jealous... I'm programmed to be polyamorous.]]
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B: [font=palatino]If you change your mind, let me know.[/font]
Smol Asriel: goes up to AD, he's changed into a suit and bow tie
B: [font=palatino]-turns back-[/font]
Smol Asriel: it's smol
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods before he turns.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles to Smolriel.
Smol Asriel: Whatcha doin?
Auger: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Talking to B."
Robo: [font=Roboto]-that was to Fresh-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bout to go with Shin."
Auger: ((I know
Fresh: [[Im fine, dawg. Keep goin'. ]]
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Smol Asriel: Shin?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "The wolf."
The White Wolf: -looks down at the child
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll see you later, alright, kid?"
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Robo: [font=Roboto]I always felt... warm inside... whenever I assisted you...[/font]
B: ((>AD hits the front of his lower leg on something))
B: ((>oh shit I banged my shin))
The White Wolf: ((Har Har
MageVaati: ( ( ͡ ͜ʖ͡)
Robo: ((badumtss
B: ((and then they had buttsex))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ready, Shin?"
Smol Asriel: Can i come?
The White Wolf: Yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry, Kid."
Smol Asriel: I don't have much else to do
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The White Wolf: No
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can't."
Smol Asriel: Aww...
Smol Asriel: makes big goat eyes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll see you later."
B: ((If you want to have fun, go to buttsex.info ))
Robo: sits by Auger, blushing.
Smol Asriel: Ok...
Asriel_Dreemurr: begins to walk off to the Anydoor.
B: ((semi-nsfw I suppose))
Smol Asriel: goes back to his fort
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's great))
The White Wolf: -follows-
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets back to where they were blah blah.
B: ((I like to keep it open in a different tab and just listen))
Robo: [font=Roboto]Auger...[/font]
B: ((Music to my ears))
Smol Asriel: keeps his snoot poked out
Auger: I just well,people don't really like me
Smol Asriel: ((I got my last speech in 10 minutes
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Smol Asriel: ((Despite being out of the damn tournament
Smol Asriel: ((I can't leave until the last speech is over
B: ((just be happy it isn't a racist Bill Cosby rant))
B: ((gdi I'm still salty about that))
The White Wolf: -back at the armored suit corpse, theres a large sealed door down the path
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Jozlyn: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, we're gonna finish this, right? So we can leave and have our answers?
B: ((Stupid question, but you're Tri, right?))
Jozlyn: ((Yep
The White Wolf: hopefully
Smol Asriel: ((I could
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets to the sealed door.
B: ((I haven't been paying much attention recently, MSPARP makes it harder))
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Smol Asriel: ((If i want
Robo: [font=Roboto]Ah...[/font]
Robo: keeps discussing
Smol Asriel: ((I mean i have nothing to lose
Smol Asriel: ((I could talk about how hitler was right
B: (( http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~schochet/101/Cosby_Speech.htm ))
The White Wolf: chances are they are waiting on the other side
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B: ((go at it))
Smol Asriel: ((Ill do something fun
The White Wolf: any ideas?
Smol Asriel: ((No rugrats
Temmii: awakens.
Fresh: (do it all in pig latin)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We could blow it up."
B: ((Oh shit, I just look at the transcript and all the memories came back))
Temmii: ((onay ayway
B: ((Be Movie Script))
Auger: I'm....a hassell, a pain to take care of
Jozlyn: ((The script where you can be the movie
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Temmii: [font=Marker Felt]-Robo- No you aren't...[/font]
Barchar: is staying near that, right now. Even if his rper isn't here
Jozlyn: ((Bio you know you can use shortcuts right?
The White Wolf: with what?
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Barchar: tfa
Temmii: boops snoots with Jozlyn.
Temmii: ((yeah
Jozlyn: awakens. "...Hi. :3"
B: (( "Who are these sick black people and where did they come from and why haven’t they been parented to shut up? " B_irl, 2015, in front of a crowd of people. FML.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: conjures up a flame.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fireballs.
Answers: -does nothing-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."
B: ((believe me, I didn't have a choice in the matter))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't you have sub-particle thingies?"
MageVaati: ((the scariest thing is that it was only last year
B: ((meaning what))
The White Wolf: -pulls out his axe and it blazes orange, its heat is to intense it can be felt from far away, also like standing over a fire-
Fresh: (i might have known you when you thought that)
The White Wolf: now but I got this
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Feels warm."
B: ((Those weren't my words))
B: ((They were Bill Cosby's))
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B: ((And you didn't know me then))
Ω DamnDude: (( B Cosby, ))
The White Wolf: -starts hacking into the wall, it cleaves into it starts melting it-
: ((...)
Jozlyn: ((?
Asriel_Dreemurr: preps a rifle.
Smol Asriel: ((Bio they're not talking about you
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -gestures to the roombas-[/color][/font]
Ω DamnDude: (( B had to read something about Bill Cosby awhile back in public. ))
B: ((oh you didn't hear the story of my speech and debate classes?))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Wanna ride~?[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Im in impromptu
B: ((I had to RECITE it.))
The White Wolf: -cleaves open a hole after awhile-
Smol Asriel: ((I can say whatever the fuck i want
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Eh. I'm...tired today. ;-;[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((What should i do?
Answers: -no fire comes through-
Asriel_Dreemurr: aims through the hole.
Fresh: (pig latin bee movie scrkpt)
B: ((Talk about your experiences as pony-kin))
Answers: -no one is there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : What happened?[/color][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Seems clear."
Fresh: (talk about how you're a dun-kin dknut)
Answers: -hole is larger enough to go through, just don't touch the edges
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...I don't know. I just feel a bit tired. Not sick or anything, hopefully.[/font]
MageVaati: (that that speech was allowed to be recited in 2015)
Asriel_Dreemurr: carefully gows through the hole.
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes*
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Did you go anywhere last night?[/color][/font]
B: ((Welcome to Lousiana))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What? No. :l[/font]
The White Wolf: -walks through-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
B: ((Only two things come out of Louisiana))
Smol Asriel: ((Hahaha
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Guess we're here."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : I'm just trying to trace the cause if it's abnormal.[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Alabama, fool
MageVaati: (that speech is just. disgusting, and especially since they forced a white person to read it)
B: ((Beers and anti-queers))
Answers: -theres a windowed romm at the end, and a shadow of a person it in-
Smol Asriel: ((Get on my level
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Who's that?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: is already aiming at it.
B: ((Slarvath your family tree needs to stop touching itself))
MageVaati: (huh, guess thats why my paternal grandma likes that place)
Smol Asriel: ((I know
Smol Asriel: ((But damn my sister is hot
The White Wolf: -walks towards it- likely the boss, lets interrogate him
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
B: ((Alabama, folks))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Thanks, though.[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Alright...[/color][/font]
B: ((The Lousiana state motto is "At least we aren't Alabama"))
Jozlyn: sneezes. "...Huh."
Smol Asriel: ((Gr8 st8 m8
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : ![/color][/font]
The White Wolf: -is at the door-
Smol Asriel: ((I r8 8/8
: ((florida
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should we just bust in and keep him a gunpoint."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ?*
B: ((if I had to choose a state for permanent residence))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or her."
Answers: -the man is grabbing paper worok and looks to be trying gather evidence
MageVaati: (oh by the way, it's not illegal to fuck a corpse in louisiana, so, b, if you're super desperate, to the point where no living being likes you, you have some hope of getting laid)
: ((Brb
Answers: -hasn't noticed the two yet
B: ((also brb))
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B: ((wait before I go))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "so bust in?"
The White Wolf: yes
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B: ((How about animal corpses? My cat's been a real piece of shit.))
MageVaati: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia#United_States
MageVaati: (idk)
Smol Asriel: ((I know what im gonna do
Asriel_Dreemurr: runs, kicking down the door, then aiming at the boos.
MageVaati: (look up bestiality laws there)
Asriel_Dreemurr: boss*
B: ((Slarvath don't kill your sister))
Smol Asriel: ((I'll recite an old poem my mom used to tell me when i was young
The White Wolf: -walks in=
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Answers: HOLY SHIT DON'T SHOT MATE
Answers: -drops the papers-
Smol Asriel: (("I feel that this poem is very applicable to the topic"
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Answers: -and holds up his hands-
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
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B: ((I'd look it up but I'd end up on a list))
Smol Asriel: (("Ahem. (Sings the fe fates theme song)"
Smol Asriel: (("Thank you"
Smol Asriel: ((YOOOOU ARE THE OOOOCEAN'S GRAND DAAAAAAD
B: ((I lied, I looked it up))
Answers: What the hell do you want? why are you destory me lifes work?
Smol Asriel: ((In alabama gay marriage is still illegal
B: ((Its your lucky day, Slarverino))
Smol Asriel: ((Ooh boy
Jozlyn: ((Is no one in the bar?
B: ((Bestiality is legal in 'Bama))
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Smol Asriel: ((Ofc
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We need answers."
Smol Asriel: ((How else would tuscaloosa exist
MageVaati: (its a misdemeanor
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why are your guards shooting before they even know what's going on?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I tried coming peacefully."
B: ((The irony being that people say "gay marriage? What's next, bestiality?"))
Smol Asriel: ((Lel
B: ((Alabama, folks.))
Smol Asriel: ((Alabama is so great
Answers: Lad, we have one of the biggest secrets in the world
Answers: only we know how to make Cortin,
Smol Asriel: ((EMBRAAAACE THE DAAAAARK
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Asriel: ((YOU ARE CAAAALING HOOOOME
B: ((Not even a misdemeanor in 'Bama))
Answers: of course we're going to stop anyone and everyone from entering
B: ((Roll tide))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thats what this is made of, right?"
Smol Asriel: ((GAZE UPON AN EEEMPTY WHITE THROOONE
Smol Asriel: ((A LEGACY
Smol Asriel: ((OF LIES
B: ((Answers = Trump))
MageVaati: (in louisiana, it is a misdemeanor)
Smol Asriel: ((A FAMILIAAAAR DISGUIIIIIIIIIIISE
Asriel_Dreemurr: pulls a pistol, and takes the box out with the free hand.
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Smol Asriel: ((SIIIIIING WIITH MEEEE A SOOOOONG
Smol Asriel: ((OF CONQUEST AND FATE
Smol Asriel: ((THE BLACK PIIIIILAR CRACKS, BENEATH ITS WEEEEIGHT
Ω DamnDude: (( I misread that, as "only we know how to make Corrin." I got really scared for a sex. ))
Answers: -is shaking- come on lad don't be that way
MageVaati: (you'll get max 50 years and $50000 fine bc youre between 14 and 18, b)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Calm down."
B: ((worth))
Smol Asriel: ((Im gonna sing it in the round
: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I need to know what this box is storing."
Asriel_Dreemurr: shows him the box."
Smol Asriel: ((Nothine else, not even mentioning the topic
Smol Asriel: ((Just sing and gtfo
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WAIT))
MageVaati: (if youre 18 youll get max 5 years and 2k fine)
Answers: You did all this to show me a fucking box?
B: ((So Slarvath. You can screw all the goats you want. Just make sure to say "no homo"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I got really scared for a sex))
Smol Asriel: ((Yay
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((TEN OUTTA TEN))
Ω DamnDude: (( shit ))
Smol Asriel: ((Lel
MageVaati: (thats surprisingly accurate for a typo)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's in it?"
Ω DamnDude: (( true ))
B: ((MV that seems a bit backwards))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And if you don't know, or can't find out, who'd you sell it to?"
Answers: like I fucking know,
B: ((Minors get MORE penalties?))
MageVaati: (yes)
Smol Asriel: ((Alabama
Answers: all we did was make the housing
MageVaati: (teenagers specifically)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who did you sell it to?"
Smol Asriel: ((Where you're legally a minor until age 19
B: ((I'll just not exit the cat until I'm 18))
B: ((It's K))
Answers: -looks at the writing
MageVaati: (thats two and a half years of catdick)
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Answers: I need to check the logs
MageVaati: (youre not gonna hide the dead cat)
Smol Asriel: ((B can do it
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -prepares a sick bed for Jozlyn.-[/color][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What are you doing?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Quickly, please."
B: ((See? Slarvath believes in me.))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : You just don't seen okay is all.[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((B stands for brad
: ((Armstrong?
Smol Asriel: ((Because hes daddy
Smol Asriel: ((Yep
Jozlyn: [font=arial]A sneeze isn't much, is it? ;-;[/font]
MageVaati: (braddy)
MageVaati: (kill me)
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( nah )
B: ((I'm going to become famous someday, and then somebody will find this log and connect the dots))
Answers: -goes through the papers- it has the number 58566 on it
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : It moght become more...[/color][/font]
: *might[/color][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Smol Asriel: (("Daddy, i wanna keep my nipples' ~ Buddy to brad, 2014
Asriel_Dreemurr: at this point has put the pistol away.
B: ((And find the famous [INSERT NAME HERE] discussing fucking a dead cat for 2.2 years.))
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Is anyone in the bar or not )
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( I enter to dead cat fucking, 11/10 )
B: ((And encouraging another guy to screw a goat, as long as the balls don't touch))
Smol Asriel: is in his pillow fort, tiny azzy is still on frisky
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Maybe. But I don't think tiredness and a single--- * She sneezes again. * ---and two sneezes, actually, would mean much.[/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Can you remember anything that happened last night?[/color][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Did you enter any timelines?[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((I still havent decided whether or not to denipple buddy yet
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * Smolsriel can probably hear a groan if Frisky the owl is near him.
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( "denipple" -Slarvath 2016 )
Smol Asriel: isnt, hes in his fort
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ffffffffffff
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Last night I was also tired, and we were on the zoomie thingy.[/font]
B: ((Buddy?))
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He continues to sleep.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I have not entered another timeline since I slept.[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((The smol child in LISA
Answers: -goes through the papers some more- here
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Thanks."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : What is the zoomy thing? Describe it![/color][/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * Strato-Frisk enters the bar, a huge gust of wind ensues.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry about doing this."
B: ((you can denipple people ingame?))
Answers: WDG, the delivery was made to New Desides
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Well...it would randomly get weird upgrades and stuff, and it would go faster and have more attachments and stuff.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Answers: I don't want your apologies, I want you to fuckin leave
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...It's a tiny car.[/font]
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The Roomba is updating.[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Oh yeah! The roombas![/color][/font]
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( 4.4.2 = Android KitKat kekekekeke )
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : I learned something from that documentary...[/color][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I suggest you start selling that material to trusted people who aren't potentially supporting a ring of sex slaves."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hmm?[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Have you ever used a pedalo?[/color][/font]
The White Wolf: -punches the boss in the he and sends him across the room, knocking him out-
The White Wolf: head*
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Yes.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: starts to leave.
The White Wolf: he'll live
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Ω DamnDude: (( K0-K0 ))
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The White Wolf: -follows-
B: (( slarv_irl: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I ))
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( I was thinking the Roombas had protective bubbles around them )
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: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( So they are truly like little cars )
The White Wolf: New Desides is something I've never heard of,
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : The 'zoomy thing' is a Roomba! It's like a land pedalo![/color][/font]
: ((They should gain that in the upgrade
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...We'll find out later."
The White Wolf: but we know where they are now
The White Wolf: back to the bar?
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright?[/font]
Smol Asriel: is asleep in his fort
Asriel_Dreemurr: eventually reaches the bar.
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Smol Asriel: ((Goddammit speech announcements are late
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * A vortex surrounds her, swirling around at about 70 miles per hour.
The White Wolf: -follows AD-
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B: (( b_irl: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzIwn5jvQyU ))
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : You might have a cold![/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Which leads to memory loss?[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Hold o-[/color][/font]
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: ((Tri can I PM you for a sec?))
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B: ((well minus the confidence)
Jozlyn: ((Sure
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The White Wolf: -walks over to the couch and stands there to wait-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: enters, walking over to the couch, taking a seat by the fort.
Asriel_Dreemurr: walked over to the fort*
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * The vortex continues to swirl at 70MPH. She sits on the couch, idly tapping her fingers together.
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Answers: ((so you know, New Desides is the last part
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : I can help.[/color][/font]
: Yazan [Answers] is now Yazan [Fintevious].
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright, how?[/font]
B: ((I wish I was more narcissistic))
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The Roomba update has successfully been installed. "UPDATE INSTALLED --- New features: Protective enclosing bubble, Android Auto (6.0 'Marshmallow'), Power increase (4768HP -> 4800HP) in V8 RD82X 22P engine, Power increase (2004HP -> 2162HP) in 4-cyl TR98L 5P engine."[/font]
Fintevious: ((hey slarv can you link me the rp states
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...?[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -leaves, and returns in a cute nurse outfit. D'aww...-[/color][/font]
Fintevious: ((stats*
B: ((p sure he's speaking in front of a crowd or some shit))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarv aint here))
Fintevious: ((Shittttt
Fresh: (ya)
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Fresh: (he'll probably be back soon)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -snuggles[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh, that's nice. :3[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Cant rp now
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Speak of the devil))
Fintevious: ((speak of the doing
Smol Asriel: ((About to speech
Jozlyn: ((speak of the doing
Fintevious: ((lol
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Aww, thanks~[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]No problem. It's cute.[/font]
: ((speak of the dog
Smol Asriel: ((Im first in line tho, and its only 8 minites
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Smol Asriel: ((Also i cant do the stats
Smol Asriel: ((Im on mobile
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -feels nice and warm.-[/color][/font]
Fintevious: ((anyone else got it
Smol Asriel: ((They were in the topic but SOMEONE
Smol Asriel: ((FUCKED IT
B: ((how does NSP even find women willing to be in those vids))
Smol Asriel: ((How does firuty franku
Smol Asriel: ((Find a girl willing to fuck an alien
Fintevious: ((because they are awesome
Jozlyn: [font=arial]How's this going to help? Besides being comforted, of course.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can you link the stats))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I can do the thing))
Jozlyn: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VHVt_F8j8aZObnV49yGTBee235NGA0JNLGGT1ZF7vtM/edit
B: ((boss habe you seen a alien))
MageVaati: (neighbors and/or friends, tho i cant imagine ff has friends
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : hold on...[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Judges arent here
: Yazan [Fintevious] is now Yazan [Lord Asgore].
Smol Asriel: ((Fml
B: ((The actual guy who plays him is apparently a pretty cool guy))
MageVaati: (huh)
Smol Asriel: pokes out his snoot through a tiny opening in his pillows, "hi"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait can mods change the thing))
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah
B: ((What, did you thing
Smol Asriel: ((Wait you mean the doc?
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B: ((*think FF wasn't a character?))
Jozlyn: waits patiently.
Flame_warp : ((doesn't have a single gatdang thing to do lol))
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The Roombas recieve yet...another update. "UPDATE INSTALLED --- NEW FEATURES: Improved handling + traction control."[/font]
Lord Asgore: ((hehe, I took the parties thief away))
Smol Asriel: ((Top lel
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Smol Asriel: ((You fucked everyone
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...How often does that update?[/font]
Lord Asgore: ((muhahahaa
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( i dont have anything to do either kekekek )
: B [B] changed the topic to "I lost the game"
Smol Asriel: ((Also i added some stuff
Smol Asriel: ((YOU BITCH
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : I dunno, but here, take this.[/color][/font]
Lord Asgore: -walks in, and old familiar face-
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B: ((kek))
MageVaati: (i mean, my only interaction with ff was from this and that was an experience)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dere we go))
Jozlyn: ((Why is there two
B: ((Fair enough))
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -gives her what appears to be a red hard candy.-[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: ((Asriel there's two statsheets now
Lord Asgore: ((tanks AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((IT WAS ALREADY THERE))
Smol Asriel: ((Shouldnt watch ff
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GODDANT))
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( FF contains shitton of rule 2 breaks )
Smol Asriel: ((Shouldnt go on his page
Bondertale: tori looks at the entering asgore
B: ((Lotta shock humor))
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( Which was already obvious enough )
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Smol Asriel: ((100 life hacks is right in the thumbnail
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay re fixed again))
: ((Brb
Smol Asriel: ((Theres 2 stat sheets?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It was there the whole time))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What's this?[/font]
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: ★ Strato-Frisk: * Strato-Frisk looks at Asgore. Wind ensues.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And I added a second one))
B: ((and then there's a vid that's just named [REDACTERINO]))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And then had to delete it))
MageVaati: (yeah thats why i dont see the appeal)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GOD I HATE AVAST))
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( LOL AVAST )
Smol Asriel: ((AVAST
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOOD))
B: ((It isn't all like that, that's the thing))
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: ((Back
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K I'm gonna brb))
Smol Asriel: ((He does dark humor
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Medicine.[/color][/font]
Smol Asriel: ((And trash
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Okay. :l[/font]
MageVaati: (yeah im still steering as far clear of him as i can)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : It should help you regain your memory.[/color][/font]
B: ((prob a good idea))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What? I didn't even lose memory of anything. 3:[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((JESUS CHRIST))
Smol Asriel: ((GOD WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE JUDGES
Smol Asriel: ((I JUST WANNA FINISH MY FUCKING SPEECH
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Ah, nevermind.[/color][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It tried to stop me from unilstalling it like three times))
Smol Asriel: poked his snoot out and said hi if azzy wanted to say something
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm sticking to Malwarebytes))
: ((Brb
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Kid."
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Smol Asriel: Finish what you were up to?
Mk: looks over at that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Smol Asriel: Ok
Lord Asgore: -looks around the old bar- Howdy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I should be free for awhile now."
Smol Asriel: exits the fort from... Somewhere
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Asgore."
Bondertale: "Hello, asgore."
Smol Asriel: is in a tuxedo and top hat, the hat is adorably big on him
Lord Asgore: Hello there
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * "Hello, Asgore." She waves, sending a bit of wind towards him.
Lord Asgore: (is not YKAsgore
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He wakes up and walks over to AD. "Hi."
Smol Asriel: ((Yazan, remember the rules of the timeskip
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Little me."
Smol Asriel: ((Only two characters
Smol Asriel: sits next to azzy
Lord Asgore: (I know, hes here for a minute
Smol Asriel: ((K
Smol Asriel: is dapper as fuck and nobodys gonna question it
Fresh: (hm?)
Lord Asgore: Not here, hmm -pulls out a letter and leaves it on the bar -heads out-
Fresh: (what rules of what time skip?)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're pretty schazzy looking, Kid."
: Yazan [Lord Asgore] is now Yazan [Fintevious].
Barchar: squeeze as tiny Asriel wakes up
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He looks at Smolsriel. "Your hat looks adorable on you."
Smol Asriel: Thanks, im trying out these new clothes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You are pretyy adorable in that."
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( I may or may not kill off Actual Tiny Asriel )
Smol Asriel: the hat is over his eyes, too big
Smol Asriel: Hehe
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Barchar will go berserk))
Bondertale: Toriel walked up, inspecting the letter
Smol Asriel: I cant hardly see
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She will actually come back to life.))
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * She followed BToriel, curious.
Fintevious: -the letter has MV on it-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, kinda covering you fave."
Barchar: (temporarily gain enough determination to make a physical form just to punch something)
Smol Asriel: ((And shank a bitch
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Fresh: (oh, it's for magevaati, cool)
Smol Asriel: ((Inb4 viv comes into the bar and takes the letter
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( they just stare at it for a second "the fuck" )
Fintevious: -is still in the bar, making notes-
Bondertale: hmm. She didn't know of anybody with those initials.
MageVaati: comes into the bar and steals the letter
MageVaati: doesn't really do that lol imagine
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Asriel: Who was that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "well."
Bondertale: "Fintevious? Might you know what this is?
Smol Asriel: I couldnt see em
MageVaati: never entered
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on the pillows.
Smol Asriel: shakes his head a bit, tipping the hat back, only to reveal there was noooobody there
Fintevious: Not a clue
Smol Asriel: H-hey!
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Asriel_Dreemurr: stops
MageVaati: But nobody came.
Smol Asriel: You'll knock it over!
Fintevious: it was left in a specific seat though,
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wasn't gonna lean that much, geez."
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Smol Asriel: scurries over and fixes the fort bits that azzy ruined
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He hops onto AD's hand.
Bondertale: Toriel put a finger to her chin, placing it back. "OH well. I won't pry."
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Smol Asriel: you can see a bit into the fort, it's very well lit inside
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whatcha doing up there?"
Fresh: (for a second I thought that said 'chops' and I was very cknfused)
Asriel_Dreemurr: is looking at the inside, kinda curious.
Smol Asriel: a dove flies out of the fort before sasriel closes the hole in it
Smol Asriel: Aww... Crap
MageVaati: (see if the initials were MB itd make sense; mettaton's pre-marriage surname is blook)
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * ( "PLAYING WITH YOUR BIRDY HUH" jk )
Fintevious: ((its not meant for metta
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Tiny Asriel then says "Asriel counts as a BASE jumping spot, right?"))
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MageVaati: (i know, but im just saying)
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "Hey, Asriel..." He looks up at AD.
Smol Asriel: opens a pillow door and goes through, pulling it shut
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: is now very curious of the fort.
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Fintevious: So Tori
: full of "hot air" [] is now actually tiny [].
B: [font=palatino]-has been at the bar doing nothing this whole time-[/font]
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "You count as a BASE jumping spot, right?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You aren't jumping off me, nonono."
Smol Asriel: you can hear rumbling noises from inside the fort
B: ((I'd say doing jack shit but that has other implications considering my other characters))
MageVaati: (heh)
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MageVaati: (b has been sitting there, doing jack, shit.)
MageVaati: (grillby kicks him out)
B: ((Doing Jack's shit))
Smol Asriel: ((I mean
Barchar: floats around tiny Asriel. I don't think anyone in right now can see her though
Smol Asriel: ((We've had sex in the main room before
Fintevious: is there any way you can define what the bond feels like on at an average state?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay in there?"
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "Oh..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: speaks to the fort.
The White Wolf: -can but does't care-
Smol Asriel: Y-yeah! I'm *crash* fine!
Smol Asriel: Oww...
: ★ The Forgotten Asriel: * He just looks at Barchar. "jeez"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Need me to come in?"
B: [font=palatino]-hums an unfamiliar tune-[/font]
Smol Asriel: glass breaking noises
Smol Asriel: N-no no, it's fine!
Bondertale: Toriel tapped her chin, sitting next to Fintevious. "It's sort of...like, have you ever felt like you were still wearing something after you take it off?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is it okay if I come in?"
Smol Asriel: a gunshot is heard, followed by a man's scream
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Fresh: (wyf)
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B: ((Where?))
MageVaati: ("no sex in the main room, we had the whole rock out with your cock out incident ten years ago and i dont think i want to see another penis in the main room because the last time i did, i had to clean up glittery pink ecto cum from the floor. that shit stains." and thats the longest grillby has spoken for at a time)
Smol Asriel: ((And fanon toriel
MageVaati: (that too)
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts Tiny down, going to a pillow door, and slowly opens it.
Bondertale: (what about vages tho)
Bondertale: (lesbians)
MageVaati: ("no vaginas either")
YoungKingAsgore: -wakes up from the gunshot- What Huh?
Smol Asriel: it opens to sasriel sitting inside the fort, in the middle. Nothing of interest
Smol Asriel: Hi
MageVaati: (is this the imagination episode)
Fintevious: I generally don't walk around naked Tori
B: ((Where was the gunshot?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why was there a gun shot?"
Bondertale: (this reminds me of the imagination SpongeBob episode)
Smol Asriel: ((Ad is squidward
Smol Asriel: ((Main room
Smol Asriel: Oh, that was the cowboy
YoungKingAsgore: whats happening -looks towards AD and the pillow fort
B: [font=palatino]-stops humming and perks up-[/font]
Smol Asriel: is sitting inside the fort
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
B: [font=palatino]Hmm?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cowboy?"
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MageVaati: (also, i hc there is a very conveniently placed table to hide the stain)
: ((Back
MageVaati: (hi)
: ★ Strato-Frisk: * She waves at Asgore, sending wind towards him.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( what a late wave 69/10 )
Jozlyn: ((Wb
Smol Asriel: Yep, they were in here. Making a mess
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "...Uhm."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]So what else do you have?[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-looks around-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, I'll leave you to it."
Smol Asriel: Some guy got shot
YoungKingAsgore: -is hit with a lovely breeze, unless it was more-
MageVaati: (if stratofrisk were tiny it'd be a micro wave)
Asriel_Dreemurr: closes the door.
YoungKingAsgore: -waves back to SFrisk
Barchar: "OH, good morning Asriel! <3" she said to tfa. She didn't take her eyes off the tiny one though.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( AHAHAHAHA )
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Love for you~[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -snuggles.-[/color][/font]
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He jumps off of AD's head. "OHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIT!"
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( Don't try to catch him )
B: [font=palatino]-gets up-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No I told-!"
Bondertale: (oh god)
B: [font=palatino]Eh, fuck it.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...That's cute. Thanks. :3[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]But are you not worried?[/font]
B: [font=palatino]-sits down-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: does try, and fails.
Smol Asriel: you hear more screaming from inside, from a thousand different voices
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Not gonna just let him fall))
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He pulls a cord on a parachute, allowing him to land safely.
MageVaati: (i know where this is really going)
B: ((Today's theme song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
B: [font=palatino]. . . .[/font]
MageVaati: (aww i didnt)
Bondertale: Toriel sighed. "Hats? Sunglasses? Anything?"
B: [font=palatino]-gets right back up-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jesus christ I told you not to do that..."
B: [font=palatino]Uh...[/font]
Jozlyn: ((fffffff
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * JK, the chute didn't work.
MageVaati: (i thought hed land on a pillow)
B: [font=palatino]Was that just me?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: !
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Smol Asriel: there's mad laughing from inside
Bondertale: (u fuk)
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He hits the ground [i]hard[/i].
Smol Asriel: ((U fuccboi
B: [font=palatino]-looks around-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No!"
Bondertale: (U FUK)
MageVaati: (be alive you damn idiot)
Barchar: stops in her tracks, eyes wide
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( you blithering idiot )
B: ((ok, just curious myth))
Asriel_Dreemurr: tries to help in anyway he can.
Asriel_Dreemurr: (9Would BarChar blame AD))
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( its k )
Smol Asriel: ((I think you may have done a bad
Fintevious: Yes, a phantom feel you mean
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : You probably have a cold...[/color][/font]
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * He appears to be dead.
B: [font=palatino]-looks all around-[/font]
Bondertale: (she would not)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ohhhh no...."
B: [font=palatino]-don't even take notice of just another Asriel dying-[/font]
MageVaati: (that isnt a funny april fools joke at all)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : For now, we can snuggle..[/color][/font]
Fintevious: -he smirks at the thought of some pervious thoughts-
Asriel_Dreemurr: checks for tiny pulse.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * There's a parachute on his back. Apparently the chute didn't work.
Smol Asriel: the pained moans are still going on
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * No pulse...
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Alright. :3[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."
B: [font=palatino]Can we focus on the crazed gunman?[/font]
B: [font=palatino]No?[/font]
B: [font=palatino]Ok.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's bad..."
Fintevious: ((eye bleed?
Smol Asriel: more gunshots
Smol Asriel: ((Nah
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( B: "Yeah fuck you guys -leaves-" )
Bondertale: "Yes. I'm feeling that with Frisk and Asriel's bodies, all the time. Im not sure show to put the way I feel their emotions into words."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Are you hearing that?[/font]
Barchar: twitches.
B: [font=palatino]-glances at his watch-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks them up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry..."
B: [font=palatino]-shakes his head, and morphs into MK-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I tried..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs.
MageVaati: (use green magic jfc)
B: [font=palatino]-walks outside into Snowdin-[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: -checks on SAsriel- May I come in?
Smol Asriel: S-sure!
Mk: looks at B as he leaves. They look jjuuust a tiny bit miffed about seeing that
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( If Barchar actually becomes a physical being just for like 5 seconds )
YoungKingAsgore: -looks into the fort to see whats happening
B: [font=palatino]-looks around outside-[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Yeah...[/color][/font]
Barchar: determination.
B: [font=palatino]-whistles very loudly-[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: whats with app the noise?
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Should we investigate---?[/font]
Fintevious: all*
Smol Asriel: is just sitting inside, the noises stop the second asgore enters
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( Theoretically she could hug Actual Tiny Asriel if he comes back within that time frame )
Fintevious: ((so another one bites the dust huh
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Asriel_Dreemurr: really hopes he's not actually passed, and is waiting a bit.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Huh.[/color][/font]
B: [font=palatino]-makes himself as obvious a target as possible-[/font]
Bondertale: (I'd just like to point out that barchar would know whether he was dead or not)
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( no but he's actually dead )
B: ((then why no dust))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]So do we investigate?[/font]
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Smol Asriel: What noisd?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : If you're up to it.[/color][/font]
: I am.[/color][/font]
YoungKingAsgore: the gun fire and all the fighting noises
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( rip )
Smol Asriel: I dunno...
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits down with them.
Fintevious: (is the fort big enough to house Asgore?
Bondertale: (I'm waiting for the dust, bud)
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Of course. :3[/font]
Fintevious: I see
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( fuck uh )
Smol Asriel: ((Its smol azzy sized
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Bondertale: "I apologize if that isn't particularly useful, doctor."
Fintevious: does that connection feel stronger or weaker at various points, or does it
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * Just a, quite possibly the smallest pile of dust ever remains.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Asriel: I dont know what you mean
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Bondertale: "Well...frisk is consistent. But Asriel seems to fluctuate."
Asriel_Dreemurr: places the dust into a really small bottle.
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( AD: "well fuck" )
Fintevious: hmmm
Jozlyn: hops on her own Roomba and follows.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
B: [font=palatino]-is just standing around as MK outside-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs again.
Smol Asriel: ((My speech is soon
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( Someone purposely made the parachute unable to actually work )
Fintevious: any idea why?
Smol Asriel: ((Judges are here, its only an hour late
Smol Asriel: ((Its fiiiiiine everythings fine i dont even caaaaaate
Barchar: determination. She dashes over towards a wall, suddenly becoming...physical. She starts screaming as she does, punching the wall. That might be more impressive if she was strong enough to even make a dent.
Smol Asriel: ((I care immensely
Asriel_Dreemurr: stares.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Chara?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Chara are you alright?"
Barchar: but now there's some Chara just growling on a wall.
Jozlyn: (("I don't even cate"
The White Wolf: -stares/
B: [font=palatino]-sighs, and disappears-[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Computer wow
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks up the bottle, walking over.
Barchar: she turns around, wide-eyed. "A-asri-" and with that, she's gone again.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you the invisible one?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Asriel: ((I dont even vaaaaaaaaaaaareeee
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
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Smol Asriel: ((PIECE OF SHOT
Smol Asriel: ((ANDROID
Jozlyn: ((gg
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( ANDROID IS NOT A PIECE OF SHOT )
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( NOT A PIECE OF SHIT EITHER )
Fintevious: ((hey Slarv, do you vare?
Smol Asriel: ((We get it
Smol Asriel: ((You vare
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( [i][varing intensifies][/i] )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know you exist, that's good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why can others see you? That's odd."
Smol Asriel: has responded to gorey like twice
Barchar: blinks, blearily. He could see her. Why could he see her? Could the other people see her? She clenched her first. "She HATED not knowing."
YoungKingAsgore: oh
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii :[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: ((Brb
Barchar: ignore those quotes lol
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( Bio why aren't you just using MSPARP character commands... )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Chara, Maybe I could be able to see you later?"
Barchar: she doesn't speak about herself in the third person anymore
YoungKingAsgore: okay then, -backs out and closes the fort-
Barchar: nor the past tense
: ((I am
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MageVaati: (ill brb)
MageVaati: (there food)
: ((I'm using shortcuts
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "How does one see something that just dissapears..."
: ★ Actual Tiny Asriel: * ( ah )
Asriel_Dreemurr: is asking himself that question.
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Barchar: folds her arms. Of course there was nobody to help relay anything, right now.
: ★ Renegade Chara: * ( this is really what i planned for monday but )
: ★ Renegade Chara: * ( rebel life chose me so )
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: ((Brb
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Fintevious: I ask a fair amount from you Tori, I'm surpirsed you're willing to answer
: ★ Renegade Chara: * The Chara walked in, looking around. They decided it was actually safe to rest for once, so they walked over to the couch and took a seat.
Bondertale: Toriel shrugged. "I'm happy to help people further understand me. Secondarily, I'm happy to try to further understand myself.
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to this Chara. He figures they aren't the same one.
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes a seat next to them.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Chara."
: ★ Renegade Chara: * He looked at AD. "Oh, uh, hey."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "How are you?"
Fintevious: I appreciate it
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Then Barchar gets jealous))
Fintevious: you show a lot of trust to a stranger
Barchar: you probably thought you were joking
: ★ Renegade Chara: * "Uh, it's nice to sit down and rest for a bit..."
Bondertale: Toriel shrugged. "You're all strangers. I've gotten used to it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You running from something?"
Barchar: floats around renegade Chara, eyeing them suspiciously.
Ω DamnDude: (( Done Verifying mods for now. ))
Ω DamnDude: (( Well, ideas for mods. ))
: ★ Renegade Chara: * His face suddenly changed to that "oh shit he knows" look. "Oh...uh....no..." He said "no" while nodding "yes".
Asriel_Dreemurr: raises an eyebrow.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What're you running from?"
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Jozlyn: ((I think I have mild ADHD
: ★ Renegade Chara: * ( Car names incoming )
: ★ Renegade Chara: * "The....the Chiron...?"
MageVaati: (alright)
Ω DamnDude: (( Yazan, tell me when you're about to take a break from RP so I can send you the idea sheet. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welcome to the club, tri))
MageVaati: (one of us)
MageVaati: (one of us)
Fintevious: (hehehehehe)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The what?"
MageVaati: (that makes a minimum of four)
Jozlyn: ((I don't forget things easily, but I do drift off very often, and I'm not extremely active but I'm always doing something when I'm still
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: ((Back
Fintevious: (send it now
: ★ Renegade Chara: * [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Chiron]Just completely ignore what else is named Chiron.[/url] "...The Chiron..."
Barchar: "Don't you dare touch my Asriel, you son of a bitch..." barchar see the under her breath. Not that he could hear her. Heck, she didn't even make it any sort of command. Just said it.
: does a bit of bumper cars with the Roombas.
MageVaati: (adhd peeps, unite* *the unofficial adhd club does not hold anything against the forgetful adhd people for forgetting to come to meetings)
: ★ Renegade Chara: * ( Renegade then just kisses AD right there and Barchar is just like "you FUCK" )
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -does some bumper cars with her Roomba-[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: yawns. "...I'm still really tired." She sneezes again.
MageVaati: (dammit methbusters i thought you typed chiro as in the protag of super robot monkey team hyperforce go!. i cri everytim)
: [color=#ff0000]drakon 4.4.2-2.0[/color]: [font=Source Code Pro]* The Roombas are internally panicking. There are notifications flashing in front of Temmii. "WARNING: POSSIBLE DAMAGE COULD HAVE OCCURED. WARNING. WARNING. WARNING." Android Auto is panicking again.[/font]
: ★ Renegade Chara: * ( Nope car names )
MageVaati: (dammit)
Bondertale: (barchar "I WILL FORCE FEED YOU YOUR OWN INTESTINES THROUGH A SPAGHETTI STRAINER" (
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: ★ Renegade Chara: * ( Brb )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Bondertale: (i don't even know how that works, but she'd figure it out)
MageVaati: (ill brb i need to remind myself of how great srmthfg! and its ridiculously long name was)
MageVaati: (you gotta push them through)
Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ponders on how to see the chara he briefly met earlier.
Fintevious: -scoots over to Tori- If you like, I don't have to be a stranger
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Should we snuggle up and watch some stuff?[/color][/font]
Bondertale: (you'd have to break your soul Azzy it's a poor idea)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god))
Jozlyn: yawns, and sneezes. "...Yes please."
Jozlyn: ((Who's in the bar?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait his soul is broken he has Frisk's soul))
Bondertale: tori raises an eyebrow. "I certainly have no qualms with getting to know you better. We are going to an amusement park soon."
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Alright~[/color][/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He is being sustained by a human soul rather than a monsters))
Bondertale: (its still a normal soul, even if it's in the wrong kind of body)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((True))
Bondertale: (unlike garter, or tfa, or hyper)
Fintevious: should I start from the beginning?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -goes back and takes out her laptop-[/color][/font]
: ((>garter
Bondertale: (well, hyper before rob'tness anyway)
Jozlyn: follows slowly and snuggles in the blanket.
Bondertale: (autocorrect u fuk)
Bondertale: Toriel shrugged. "Start where you wish."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hyper's soul is still seven different pices put together))
Fintevious: I was born in Rome
Bondertale: (ehhh)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs
Surreal: * The anydoor creaks open very slightly.
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Barchar: looks over. "Do NOT. I am not in the mood for this."
Surreal: * They are not in any man uniform.
Surreal: * Of course, he can't be seen anyway, but y'know.
Fintevious: my full name is Damocles Fintevious
Barchar: not to anyone not named 'barchar'
: turns on a video of a cat sliding into various boxes.
Bondertale: Toriel scoffed. "I see why you go by your last name."
Jozlyn: ((Bio pls
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Fintevious: I was born into a faimly that was third of the Trimvirate amd last of the Republicans
Surreal: * The anydoor opens fully but slowly. It [i]seems[/i] like nobody is inside. Very quiet and slow footsteps are heard.
Bondertale: knows basically nothing about human history, but nods like it's totally normal
Fintevious: at 16 I joined and beame a Pax Legionnaire and became a full fledge Centurion at 18
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Fintevious: but you have no idea what I am taking about right?
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : ...I wanna try that sometime.[/color][/font]
Bondertale: "No clue." she said, shaking her head
: ★ Renegade Chara: * She snaps back to reality.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : ...You wanna watch anything?[/color][/font]
Barchar: just glares at Surreal.
: ★ Renegade Chara: * he* fick
Bondertale: (barchar is ruining yku)
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Just say, and I'll search for it.[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Eh. Nothing in particular.[/font]
: ★ Renegade Chara: * He looked at the Anydoor, curious, then disappeared. Not having that shit today.
Bondertale: (just as planned)
: ★ Renegade Chara: * ( nu )
: ★ Renegade Chara: * ( anyways i'm gonna go now cya )
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Surreal: * Surreal is just...standing there, invisible.
Jozlyn: ((Bye
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I'll watch what you want to watch. :3[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : I'm feeling... ...odd.[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh? Did I get you sick? 3:[/font]
Fintevious: basically I've been around for a long time
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : ...No, actually...[/color][/font]
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -blushes-[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What is it, then?[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial].....[/font]
Fintevious: that was over 1000 years ago
Bondertale: Toriel nodded
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -plays a video titled [spoiler]SPOILER[/spoiler]-[/color][/font]
Surreal: * He stays in place near the anydoor, investigating the bar while invisible. ((Who's in the bar?
Jozlyn: ((Spoiler won't open, anticipation hurts
Ω DamnDude: (( The video is named spoiler ))
Ω DamnDude: (( Well then ))
Jozlyn: ((...
: ((yep
Jozlyn: ((gg
Jozlyn: ((*slow clap*
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: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -It's a video recording of a show on candy.-[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh! :D[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Is nobody in the bar?
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : -gets some candy-[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]:0[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Let's eat~[/color][/font]
Bondertale: (there are people in the bar)
Jozlyn: ((Who?
Bondertale: "How have you lived so long?"
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright. :3[/font]
Fintevious: I didn't at first
: nibbles on a Pocky stick, snuggling up against Jozlyn.
Bondertale: "...you're dead?"
Fintevious: Maybe?
Fintevious: I've never been able to tell
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: ((gdi
: -Temmii did that.-[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: reminds Bio to use /temmii
Jozlyn: did OOC, that is
Bondertale: "...hm."
Fintevious: I died in the Gallic wars
Jozlyn: snuggles as well, watching the video with tired eyes.
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Fintevious: but then I woke up later, and found that all my wounds were healed and I was incapable of dying
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Maybe we could sleep together tonight...?[/color][/font]
: ((She meant that they would snuggle.
Surreal: * He listens to the conversation between Fintevious and Toriel invisibly. If they're at the bar, that is.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Didn't we do that last night too?[/font]
Bondertale: they are indeed
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : Well, maybe we can do something different this time...[/color][/font]
Bondertale: "How odd. I'd relate, but truthfully I can't remember my particular death experience."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hmm?[/font]
: I usually wear pajamas...[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : I usually wear pajamas...[/color][/font]
Surreal: * He analyzes the two, considering many things. Ambush? Or just sit and listen?
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright?[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : But you don't wear any clothes...[/color][/font]
Fintevious: I have yet to meet another immortal like me though, most have some form of weakness or just live forever
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : I wonder how it feels to sleep like that...[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alr---uh.[/font]
Fintevious: I cannot die by any means
Jozlyn: ((I saw "I cannot die by any memes"
: ((I wish I had meme immortality
Barchar: floats around Surreal. "What do you think you're doing, child?"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Are you sure you'd enjoy that?[/font]
Bondertale: (memeortality)
Surreal: * He doesn't answer, because that'd obviously give him away.
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : ...trust me, I really, [i]REALLY[/i] would.[/color][/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : because reasons.[/color][/font]
Bondertale: "odd."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Yes, but I'm a cat. All cats sleep without clothes. All animals sleep without clothes. I don't know if it'd work the same for you. :/[/font]
: [font=Marker Felt][color=#2525ee]Temmii : We'll have a blanket...[/color][/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Well, yes. I know that.[/font]
Fintevious: But I'm not all powerful or anything, just a regular guy
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Fintevious: its like I'm meant to be an observer to everything
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Jozlyn: ((Ayy
Frisky: ((ayyy lmao
Barchar: "You seem to have some idea of what I'm capable of. So let meake you a deal, little spy: you leave, or I make you pick up and hold a bottle. Choose."
❤ Frisk: ((OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE FRISKY HOW DOES ONE SAY "ayy lmao"
Surreal: * He keeps on watching invisibly, taking in the information while still wondering if an ambush would be a good idea. 3 vs 2, sounds nice.
Frisky: ((it's a talent
❤ Hyper: ((sure it is
Surreal: * He considers the offer, then nods. He walks through the anydoor. Huh.
Fintevious: after awhile, I got bored of my realm and begun to explore others after finding a way through. I hope to one day find the center
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Jozlyn: ((dangit
Jozlyn: ((can't do what I want to do next without Bondertale here
❤ Hyper: ((Maybe you can snuggle with fifty goats. It's a ritual!))
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❤ Frisk: ((A dumb ritual. :) ))
Jozlyn: ((Surreal/The Trio would never do that
Jozlyn: ((probably
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Jozlyn: ((While Bondertale is afk I shall brb to get food
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Frisky: ((Goats are very fluffy.))
❤ Frisk: ((no shit sherlock
❤ Hyper: ((But you're technically Sherlock, just with.. sciencey stuff?))
❤ Frisk: ((..True.))
: ((Trust me, I'm not insane!
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Frisky: ((hi ant
Ant: (( Holy shit guys, did hear the news? ))
Jozlyn: ((Back---hmm?
Frisky: ((Hm?))
Ant: (( Trump pulled out out of the election ))
Jozlyn: ((...April fools?
: ((Oh my.))
: ((Probably April Fools.
Ant: (( I don't feel good about that one. that was a creul joke ))
Jozlyn: ((I would've been happy if Trump wasn't elected
Ant: (( I really wish it were true ))
: ((It isn't true. Otherwise it would be all over the headlines.))
Jozlyn: ((I heard he's starting to lose by a bit, though
Ant: (( Happy international Sans day, everyone ))
: ((OH MY FUCK
Jozlyn: ((Wot
: ((FUCK MY LIFE
Jozlyn: ((Wot
: ((I CUT MYSELF
Jozlyn: ((AH
: ((BY ACCIDENT
: ((WHAT DO
Ant: (( ummmm....oh ))
Jozlyn: ((Bandage
Jozlyn: ((...I'm not a medic
Jozlyn: ((Fml
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: ((I DON't have any, Sans took them all Saturday night!
Jozlyn: ((I think put water over it after putting on band---
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Jozlyn: ((Frick u
: ((haha
: ((?
❤ Frisk: ((APRIL
Jozlyn: ((Would've called april fools but you never know when it comes to injuries
❤ Hyper: ((FOOLS
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MageVaati: ((ill brb, more food
MageVaati: ((my mom got ice cream
Jozlyn: ((Alright
: ((cool
: ((Tri, we can continue in the PM
Jozlyn: ((K
Ant: (( I think this is an april fools thing but I'm not sure if I want it to be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu6D5jR1rSQ ))
Jozlyn: ((In the meantime I'd continue with The Trio but Bondertale isn't here, rip
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: ((i'm gonna go play some vidyagames now
Jozlyn: ((Okay
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Ant: (( have fun ))