Temmii: places 3 candies in front of her, 3 in front of Jozlyn, and 10 in between them.
Gaster: ((character is sad, i'm sad
Gaster: ((i'm gonna get some chocolate
DamnDude: (( I'm gonna do 1 more run of isaac, then ill be back. ))
Barchar: floats around temmii. "Are you playing a dice game or summoning a demon?"
Bondertale: (I misread candie as candle nvm lol)
Temmii: [font=Futura]A dice game.[/font]
DamnDude: ((Nevermind fuck isaac.))
Temmii: [font=Futura]Here, this is how it'll work.[/font]
DamnDude: (( Daily Run: Judas. 2nd Room: Full of TNT crates. ))
DamnDude: (( rip rip ))
Gaster: ((what the fuck is a factorial
DamnDude: (( A very excited number. ))
Temmii: [font=Futura]I'll roll the dice, then say what you do![/font]
Bondertale: (a synonym of 'factor', I think)
Temmii: rolls ., ., and C.
Gaster: ((i think i got it
Temmii: puts one in the center.
Temmii: [font=Futura]Jozlyn, your turn![/font]
Jozlyn: ((Sorry forgot to say BRB
Temmii: ((k
Jozlyn: rolls the 3 dice.
Temmii: [font=Futura]-She rolls L, C, and dot.-[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Put on in the middle and give me one, now![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright, what does that do?[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Oh. :/[/font]
Jozlyn: hands one to Temmii (disappointedly) and one to the center (disappointedly).
Temmii: [font=Futura]The last one with candy wins the ones in the middle![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh, alright. ...I have one now. 3:[/font]
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Temmii: rolls an L and a C.
Temmii: gives her one and puts one in the center.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Do I win?[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Now we each roll less dice, if our number goes below 3![/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]You roll 2.[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Temmii has none though
Smol Asriel: ((My shit child doesnt wanna get teached
Temmii: ((Temmii has one
Smol Asriel: ((Im supposed to teach him shit but he doesnt wanna learn, stupid bich
Temmii: waits for her to roll.
Smol Asriel: ((I dont have to teach you shit you lying little prick with your bullshit shirt
Smol Asriel: ((I can stay on my phone while you watch
Jozlyn: ((She gave one to center, then one to---ah yeah
Jozlyn: rolls the two dice.
Temmii: [font=Futura]-She rolls 2 dots.-[/font]
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Temmii: [font=Futura]Lucky![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]:D[/font]
Temmii: rolls one.
Temmii: ((I'm actually using an RNG for this
Jozlyn: ((Noice
Temmii: rolls C.
Temmii: [font=Futura]You win it all![/font]
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]Yay! ^-^[/font]
Temmii: hands the ceter pot, 15 candies, to Jozlyn.
Temmii: kisses her lightly.
Temmii: [font=Futura]You won that too~[/font]
Jozlyn: begins eating it quickly, purring.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Thanks. ;3[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Anytime~[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Brb for a sec, someone accidentally unplugged a thing
Temmii: ((k
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Smol Asriel: ((Mmm doing more research
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Smol Asriel: ((This sounds super cool
Gaster: ((hi mv
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Smol Asriel: ((We tulpatale
MettatonSEX: ((whay
MettatonSEX: ((whats that
Smol Asriel: ((Im gonna make a cute gote tulpa, if i can do it right
Gaster: ((some weird imaginary friend thing
Smol Asriel: ((A smol cinnamon bun
♠ Hyper: ((hi mv
MettatonSEX: ((hi
MettatonSEX: ((explain tulpa
Jozlyn: ((Back, also hi
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Smol Asriel: ((Its an imaginary friend except you hallucinate them and you dont control them
MettatonSEX: ((huh
Jozlyn: ((Tulpa is an imaginary being you hallucinate which is kinda sentient
Smol Asriel: ((I can floof his ears :3
Jozlyn: ((You can create them, but once they're made they're their own being
MettatonSEX: ((huh
Jozlyn: ((And they develop like a normal being (probably)
Jozlyn: finishes all the candy. "That was fun! :D"
Smol Asriel: ((It sounds super cool
Smol Asriel: ((Im gonna make my own pure cinnamon bun gote child
Jozlyn: ((It's really great, even mentally, but morally and socially it takes a lot of responsibility/time, which is the problem of making one
Smol Asriel: ((And i can look insane playing with my smol imaginary child
Gaster: sighs to himself.
Smol Asriel: ((Ill probably be insane at that point
Jozlyn: (([s]inb4 Slarv has sex with it[/s]
MettatonSEX: passed out last night and awakens with a note on his chest again. He's 5" west of where he passed out.
Smol Asriel: ((No
Smol Asriel: ((I will keep my cinnamon bun pure
Jozlyn: ((gud
Gaster: looks up, and hands Mettaton the letter.
Smol Asriel: ((Ooooooooo
Smol Asriel: ((Apparently you can let them possess you
Jozlyn: ((You can even switch with them
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Gaster: ((mmmyeaaah i love that goth toriel look: http://prntscr.com/alt01p
MettatonSEX: reads the note, aloud. "Mettaton, I tried to move you to the couch but you're too heavy. You've gotta stop doing this. I'm kind of worried about how often this stuff happens but I don't like talking so I've never told you outright. Please take care of yourself. -Grillby"
DamnDude: (( is today just mostly talking about this concept i really don't care about day? because that's mostly what's happened the last two hours.. ))
MettatonSEX: ((omg thats absolutely goth toriel
Jozlyn: ((but
Jozlyn: ((y u no like tulpa
Gaster: ((iktf, especially when i haven't been in a good mood today
MettatonSEX: ((the concept is cool but if its not super interesting i dont pay attention honestly
Gaster: ((what the hell is this: http://prntscr.com/alt0o4
Jozlyn: ((I find it interesting, people have their own thoughts though so that's alright
MettatonSEX: ((mettoriel fusion gone wrong
DamnDude: (( It was interesting the first 10 minutes... it;s been two hours now. I simply do not care anymore. ))
MettatonSEX: ...I do try my best to take care of myself but sometimes you have those days. Sorry, Grillby.
Gaster: looks down at the letter in his hands. "Metta, there's... something you need to see."
MettatonSEX: ...
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MettatonSEX: What is it?
DamnDude: (( Also, I'm going to be an evil asshole soon, [s] as soon a slar is finally done being evil and delaying everything[/s] ))
MettatonSEX: gets up and goes to Gaster.
♠ Hyper: ((We can all say that I am the evilist asshole here.))
Gaster: shows Mettaton the letter. It details the ransom of Corsiva - the amount is much, much more than the family's net worth.
DamnDude: (( I never said I was outdoing you. ))
MettatonSEX: ........
♠ Hyper: ((I know.))
♠ Hyper: ((Just sayin'.))
Answers: (I could but a lot worst but I dont really want to be
MettatonSEX: .......
Jozlyn: [font=arial]By the way, since I have the time, how much do you need, Gaster?[/font]
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MettatonSEX: Dear god...
Gaster: shows Jozlyn the letter. Hopefully she has the concept of math.
Gaster: ((b never specified an amount, but considering that mettaton's worth a lot, it's somewhere in the billions
Jozlyn: has the concept of math and reading. "...Oh."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...I don't know how much I have, but it's not nearly enough. I think it was around 28k.[/font]
MettatonSEX: That's at least twice as much as I have...
Gaster: sighs. "What are we going to do?"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Well, money is worth more or less in different places.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ...My fans might be able to help, but...
YoungKingAsgore: -Walks in-
Gaster: just lets loose a sob.
♠ Hyper: ((sell glamor
♠ Hyper: ((lolno
MettatonSEX: ((no you cunt
DamnDude: (( Azazel: "I have a dollar!" ))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Should I get the money?[/font]
Jozlyn: (("And a three dollar bill" "those exist?"
Gaster: You... you can, if you're willing to give it up...
YoungKingAsgore: -grabs a pint and begins drinking
MettatonSEX: ............As much as you can spare. I don't want you to go broke because of me.
MettatonSEX: ...
DamnDude: (( If only we had someone wealthy in the bar... ))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Just a second. I'll bring as much as I can.[/font]
DamnDude: (( At like this exact moment. ))
Gaster: ((i like how at marc jacob's fashion show he had shit like this: http://assets.vogue.com/photos/56c656c7d2a53b2613f472dc/master/pass/_MON1357.jpg but he just walks out like this: http://assets.vogue.com/photos/56c69394176d8d4d795e8271/master/pass/_MON1578.jpg
MettatonSEX: People pay... tons of money for..... I can't draw that, no...
Jozlyn: ((Grillby definitely has no money because being in an interdimensional bar with lots and lots and lots of people coming in from everywhere does not pay a lot
Gaster: ((don't mind me i'm looking at fashion to try to cheer myself up
Jozlyn: ((sarcasm
Gaster: ((grillby has to pay for constant damages to his bar
MettatonSEX: ((that dress is gaster as fuck
MettatonSEX: ((long black full dress: gasthetic
♠ Hyper: ((Grillby had to pay for that hole in the roof.))
Jozlyn: ((Which costs how much
DamnDude: (( If only there was someone who at multiple points just throws around money, that could also need help looking like a good person again after an event relating to him. ))
Gaster: ((i'm pretty sure the dude also has to stock food and stuff
Gaster: ((well, i'm not sure where b is going with this
DamnDude: (( if only ))
Gaster: ((sooooo
DamnDude: (( idk ))
MettatonSEX: ((metta only has about half the amount that the note is asking for, dd
Gaster: ((and mettaton's rich as fuck
DamnDude: (( OK nevermind, no one's getting the slightly jokey hint. ))
Gaster: ((i know what you're hinting at
Jozlyn: ((>half >billions >metta has less than 28k
Jozlyn: ((wait I read that wrong nvm
MettatonSEX: ((i get the hint darling
MettatonSEX: ((metta's worth a couple billion, so
MettatonSEX: ((like, 2 bil
Jozlyn: ((Yeah, thought when she said she had half that that she meant she had half of 28k
Gaster: ((gotta love the picture vogue used to represent "mall goth": http://media.vogue.com/r/h_660,w_660/2016/03/29/00-mall-goth.jpg
Gaster: ((my immortal: the later years
MettatonSEX: ((...metta's a guy, but
Jozlyn: ((Every single time frick
Jozlyn: ((Pronouns kill me lately irl
♠ Hyper: ((my immortal except with gaster and metta
♠ Hyper: ((it would be underfell gaster and metta
MettatonSEX: ((no
Gaster: ((i'm saying no too bc my immortal has rule 2 in it
MettatonSEX: ((that pic is underfell gaster tho
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Gaster: starts to weep a little.
Jozlyn: ((I'll load up HOME and see how much money the team has
MettatonSEX: ((gone nuts from years in the void
Jozlyn: ((And then double that, because of course they have a lot more than they did before they saved everything
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Jozlyn: leaves the bar through the anydoor to get some money for the two.
Gaster: looks up for a moment.
Jozlyn: ((Oh hey, it is actually around 28k
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Jozlyn: ((Exactly 24,054
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Jozlyn: returns to the bar with $24,054 in a giant bag. She uses competences to shove the bag through the door, since it's big obviously.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...This is what I can spare. :3[/font]
MettatonSEX: Thank you, Jozlyn.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]No problem. I'm sorry it's not enough, though...[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...I have to do some math, hold on.
Gaster: takes the bag and sets it on the table. "It's something."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright. If I can help with anything else, I'll be available. :4[/font]
Jozlyn: ((:3* ech
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Gaster: pats Jozlyn on the head.
MettatonSEX: thinks of how much his concerts make on average. About 1 million is the average, so, he thinks of how many he'd have to do to make the ransom and still have enough to survive.
MettatonSEX: .....
Jozlyn: ((About 500
Jozlyn: ((gg
Gaster: ((wowie
MettatonSEX: I don't think I can do 500 concerts in a short time.
Jozlyn: ((wait, 1000? 2000? Idk since ransom is no certain amount
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Temmii: notices.
MettatonSEX: ((i assume the ransom is just under 3x Metta's worth
Jozlyn: ((Metta isn't half of cost, Metta has 2 bil, ransom > 4 bil
Gaster: groans, rubbing his forehead
Temmii: [font=Futura]I run a shop that makes MILLIONS.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright, how much do you have?[/font]
Gaster: ((hey, bio, just fyi i have no idea where b is going with this plot so i don't want it insta-solved
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Temmii: ((I'm not gonna
Temmii: [font=Futura]I have quite a bit...[/font]
Jozlyn: ((A shop makes more than running a world
Jozlyn: ((Gg
Jozlyn: ((One concert > running the world
Temmii: [font=Futura]About 5 million G, currently...[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...Maybe... if... if there's a timeline where 1G is worth jack shit and people pay millions for a candy bar... No, no, that wouldn't work......
Nance: ((And I'm over here, super tempted to have Maxie try to call Corsi))
MettatonSEX: isfocused on his own thoughts.
Temmii: [font=Futura]Holy shit that could work![/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]I'll try to sometime.[/font]
Gaster: ((I have no idea how corsiva's being held, I'll ask B once he gets on
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Gaster: ((they most likely took her cell if she had it on her person
MettatonSEX: Who the fuck would lug around big bags of G to pay for a concert ticket?
Smol Asriel: ((Dd i will be done being evil in a week or two, sry.
Gaster: They wouldn't, they'd transfer it from their bank accounts.
Smol Asriel: ((My schedule is super fucked
MettatonSEX: Right, right...
Smol Asriel: ((Although we could do some tonight... not much but some
Temmii: [font=Futura]But wasn't there that one show called 'Fuck Oprah' that made tons of G and made your ratings skyrocket...?[/font]
Nance: ((Welp. Guess I'm gonna have to... y'know, sit this one out. Again. As I am prone to do nowadays.))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...?[/font]
Gaster: We're not doing that. We're not that desparate, right?
MettatonSEX: ...That got chaotic and brought me a few million, yes.
Temmii: [font=Futura]...[/font]
MettatonSEX: But I'm not that desperate.
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MettatonSEX: ...I might be that desperate.
MettatonSEX: But to produce an episode...
Temmii: [font=Futura]I probably could help.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What is the show exactly?[/font]
MettatonSEX: The show brought in $4 million over the course of three years and I am not sticking my dick in a blender again.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]. . .[/font]
Temmii: explains it via whispers to Jozlyn.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]No, no, don't explain it to me.[/font]
DamnDude: (( ...what? ))
MettatonSEX: It's not profitable enough.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]That explains enough. :k[/font]
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Jozlyn: ((:l*
MettatonSEX: ((hi ant
Ant: ((hi))
Gaster: Unless we did a charity episode, which... may not be worth it.
Temmii: [font=Futura]We could do a marathon...?[/font]
MettatonSEX: My battery would run out.
Temmii: [font=Futura]Guest stars...?[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]A marathon of concerts would get as much money within a week.[/font]
MettatonSEX: You gotta pay those guys.
Temmii: [font=Futura]...[/font]
Jozlyn: (("Volunteers that totally isn't me...?"
Ant: walks in
Ant: "Hello everyone!"
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Jozlyn: ((Since I loaded HOME I decided I might as well try to fight Zacharie...but I think I'm too late, rip
MettatonSEX: ((rip
Temmii: [font=Futura]...more actors is more money...[/font]
Gaster: ((hhnnn i forget how you fight zacharie
Gaster: ((i'll go check for you
Ant: orders a coffee and sits down on the couch
Jozlyn: ((Thanks, I looked it up many different ways and got nothing
MettatonSEX: Yes, but. darling... the money goes to the actors themselves, not just the star.
Temmii: [font=Futura]...I would give it all to you,[/font]
Gaster: Besides, knowing your daughter is in danger is a turn-off.
Jozlyn: ((Mosquito hawk on my wall trying to be a freaking ninja, if that's not what it's doing I don't know what it's doing
MettatonSEX: I can't even pretend to be aroused in this situation.
Temmii: [font=Futura]...[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]I would do it.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]We could ask another Mettaton.[/font]
Gaster: ((oh shoot
Gaster: ((i think
Gaster: ((i think this is from an older version, idk...
Jozlyn: ((That's alright, it might be the same way
MettatonSEX: ......
Gaster: ((did you pick up zodiac coins, by chance?
Temmii: thinks.
Temmii: [font=Futura]!!![/font]
Jozlyn: ((Indeed
MettatonSEX: Not all versions of me are as agreeing.
Temmii: [font=Futura]Hold on![/font]
Gaster: ((hmmmm
Jozlyn: ((Inb4 Temmii drags Jozlyn into it
Gaster: ((you may not have gotten all of them, let me check
Temmii: [font=Futura]Temmies are given the magic to warp aspects of their body...[/font]
MettatonSEX: No.
Jozlyn: ((I have 5
Temmii: leaves to the backroom.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What's she doing?[/font]
Gaster: ((there's six
Jozlyn: ((WOW
Jozlyn: ((One off really
Gaster: What... what is she doing?
MettatonSEX: I'm not going to fuck you, and my voice sounds way different than yours. Darling, please.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...No idea.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((one OFF
Jozlyn: ((heh
Gaster: (Now i gotta find it in the game, gg
Ant: ( crap. i gtg )
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Jozlyn: ((If you send me what you're looking at I can find it
Gaster: ((i'm looking at the items area of the game's database
MettatonSEX: ((k, cya
Temmii: returns, after a bright flash of light, and the sound of cloth rustling.
Jozlyn: ((Ah alright
Jozlyn: [font=arial]???[/font]
Gaster: ((i literally have it open in rpg maker
Temmii: [font=Futura]hOi~[/font]
Temmii: [[brb
MettatonSEX: ...
Jozlyn: ((*big reveal* "brb"
Jozlyn: ((cliffhanger
Gaster: ((... apparently sugar's supposed to give you the scorpio coin? i...
Jozlyn: ((I have scorpio coin
Gaster: ((hang on, there's a switch...
Jozlyn: ((Libra, taurus, capricorn, scorpio, leo
Jozlyn: ((I have those
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Gaster: ((okay, i'm looking for a certain switch that should allow you to fight zacharie
Jozlyn: ((Alright
Gaster: ((all of these events do something related to said switch:http://prntscr.com/altde2
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Jozlyn: ((Ayy
MettatonSEX: 's eyes dim slowly.
Gaster: ((... it turns on if you've got all the coins.
Gaster: ((:/
Jozlyn: ((welp
Jozlyn: ((I just don't know where the last key is, that's all
Jozlyn: ((coin*
Gaster: ((... i have a feeling the coin you're looking for is in zone 3
Jozlyn: ((To Zone 3 I goooooo
Gaster: ((i'm still trying to find the dang thing
Gaster: ((FOUND IT: http://prntscr.com/altf7w
Jozlyn: ((:O
MettatonSEX: His eyes shut completely. This is quite a rare thing, to see every part of his currently makeup-free black eyelids, from the crease caused by the overlap of his face plates to the long, dramatic lashes.
Jozlyn: ((That's in Zone 3 right?
Gaster: ((yup
Smol Asriel: is asleep still
Gaster: sighs, then kisses Mettaton on the cheek
Jozlyn: ((And now, my quest for the coin
Gaster: ((i think it's in the area riiiiight before the hallway you take to get to enoch
MettatonSEX: hangs his head down, unable to reciprocate. He's too goddamn sad.
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Temmii: ((can we time-reverse to reveal
Gaster: ... We'll get her back. I promise.
Temmii: ((the reveal
MettatonSEX: ((we can make the reveal happen now
MettatonSEX: I know...
Jozlyn: ((Yeah
Temmii: ((k
Temmii: [font=Futura]-Flash of light, rustling of cloth, blah blah blah-[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]:O[/font]
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Jozlyn: ((gg
Gaster: ((whatever temmii's doing it disallows her from doing stuff apparently
MettatonSEX: ((temmii's trick is to make bio disconnect
Jozlyn: ((Plot twist, the disconnect is the reveal
Gaster: ((bio disconnects and then sues his internet company
Gaster: ((giving him billions
Gaster: ((we can now free corsiva, gg
Jozlyn: ((And then we get Corsiva yay
MettatonSEX: ((yay
Jozlyn: ((Nvm it's not sparkle path
Gaster: ((it's the coin
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Gaster: ((right?
Jozlyn: ((Not yet, I thought it was sparkle path but it was go-to-brown-patch path
Gaster: ((ooooh
Jozlyn: ((I believe I'm close though
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Gaster: sighs, kind of... sprawling out on the table.
Jozlyn: ((THERE IT IS
Jozlyn: ((WOO
Gaster: ((GG
Gaster: ((GO MY CHILD
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Jozlyn: ((...After I travel all the way back, at least
MettatonSEX: ((on a very very different note drawing ex-688 is my newest obsession and i drew him catching bigelow who just fell from something and then he makes a pun that ala is "quite the catch" and ala calls him out on it this is my life now
Gaster: ((oh my
Gaster: ((is it weird i imagine ala to look a bit like anderson cooper
MettatonSEX: sits down on a chair near Gaster, making a pathetic whine.
MettatonSEX: ((a bit
MettatonSEX: ((i went more patrick stewart with glasses
Gaster: ((NICE
MettatonSEX: ((and scars
Gaster: just hugs his husband close.
Gaster: ((got a link to the drawings?
MettatonSEX: hugs back, whining.
MettatonSEX: ((unfortunately no bc its only a sketch rn
Gaster: ((i need something to doodle in class other than monster concepts for rebuilt
MettatonSEX: ((i gotta ink it
Jozlyn: ((HERE I AM
MettatonSEX: ((my art is mostly sketches and i ink the good shit
Jozlyn: ((What
Jozlyn: ((It's
Jozlyn: ((not working
Gaster: ((exit out of the shop
Jozlyn: ((did
Jozlyn: ((am still doing
Gaster: ((he should fight you after - huh
Gaster: ((because the if statements for the fight are after the shop dialouge
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Jozlyn: ((hhhhhhhhhh
Jozlyn: ((cri
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Jozlyn: ((Is it a certain Zacharie? Am I at the wrong one?
MettatonSEX: ((add the scars and slightly bigger eyes in your head http://i.dmarge.com/2014/05/patrick-stewart.jpg
Gaster: ((... where are you in the courtroom
Jozlyn: ((The last Zacharie in courtroom
Gaster: ((so the one right before you fight vader?
Jozlyn: ((I believe so
Jozlyn: ((He's in the room with the blue cube
Jozlyn: ((Maybe there's another one onward...?
Gaster: ((can you move forward and tell me what happens next?
Jozlyn: ((It's a red hall, then white room and Judge tells me I need to use something
Gaster: ((oh, nope, you can't fight him. Sorry tri.
Gaster: ((i just checked
Jozlyn: ((NUUUUU
Jozlyn: ((welp
Gaster: ((riiiiiiiiip
Gaster: sighs. "I hope b shows up soon..."
Jozlyn: ((I'll just fight Batter instead then I guess
MettatonSEX: Mmhm...
Gaster: falls silent.
Nance: ((TFW you join a game of xyzzy with some people off of /r/undertale and they're all just the shittiest of memers))
Nance: ((This new generation is doomed.))
Gaster: ((they don't have the best of memes?
Jozlyn: ((Everyone but Jozlyn is dead
Nance: (("Having a dad time" with Mettaton's legs))
Jozlyn: ((It was meant to be
Nance: ((Won over... literally everything else.))
Nance: ((Half the cards are related to Egg.))
Gaster: ((eeeewww
Jozlyn: ((Jozlyn died gg
Nance: ((And the chat is constantly spammed
DamnDude: (( The only egg i accept is NL. ))
Gaster: ((the only egg i accept is gaster
Jozlyn: ((Any way I can get myself to the Zacharie fight without restarting?
Gaster: ((i don't think so
Gaster: ((sorry
Jozlyn: ((ech
Jozlyn: ((that's alright
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Jozlyn: ((Ayy
Temmii: ((I'm sorry bout that, back to the reveal
Gaster: ((n[
Gaster: ((np
MettatonSEX: ((is the reveal a third disconnect?
MettatonSEX: ((/joke
MettatonSEX: ((its fine my friend
Nance: ((Welp. I left because that room was cancer.))
Temmii: enters, now with a much more attractive, curvy, feminine figure.
Nance: ((I should probably get myself checked.))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Wow?[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]hOi~[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hello. :o[/font]
Temmii: poses.
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Nance: ((Because it miiiiight have given me an STD and/or a malignant tumor in the brain.))
Gaster: ... Hello.
Gaster: ((speaking of cancer, remember my lump?
Gaster: ((it seems to be shrinking
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Temmii: [font=Futura]I think this will gain some funds~[/font]
Gaster: ... What, at a strip club?
Temmii: ((brb
Jozlyn: ((rekt
MettatonSEX: looks up, eyes half-lidded.
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Jozlyn: ((:|
MettatonSEX: Even at a strip club that'll make 150 G max.
MettatonSEX: Maybe 200 on a good day.
DamnDude: (( rip ))
Gaster: kisses Mettaton on the top of the head. "Maybe she could do one of those sexy car washes."
Jozlyn: [font=arial][sub][sup]It looks nice though.[/sup][/sub] But anyway.[/font]
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Jozlyn: ((Brb
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MettatonSEX: Those don't make that much.
MettatonSEX: I mean yes it looks nice but.
Gaster: ... Maybe we could try using her as a model, but... eh...
MettatonSEX: ((metta is the ultimate clamjammer/cuntpunter
MettatonSEX: Modelling companies prefer a less furry approach.
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Nance: ((Heya Frisky))
Gaster: shrugs. "I'm not sure. Some prefer a more natural look."
♠ Hyper: ((Hello.))
MettatonSEX: ((yo
MettatonSEX: That's not what I meant. I only know of three models that have actual fur, like, pettable fur.
♠ Hyper: ((<"SANS!!!!! BONE MEEEE!!" "lol ok sure *throws bone at fangirl's head*" "I'LL SHOVE THIS BONE UP MY ASS" "Woah dude, what the fuck's wrong with you?" "Yeah, get away from me!"
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MettatonSEX: ((yo
Ant: ((hi))
♠ Hyper: ((hi
Gaster: shrugs. "Perhaps we can convince them with some creative fur dying?
Ant: has just been sitting on the couch the whole time or something like that
MettatonSEX: Dye gets everywhere. Trust me.
Ant: looks up from his phone
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Ant: "What exactly is happening right now?"
Gaster: frowns. "We're thinking of ways to raise money."
Ant: "For charity?"
Gaster: To buy my daughter back.
Nance: ((Gaster laughs and lights up a cigarette. "Hah. I wish, kid. I wish."))
Nance: (("The money
Nance: ((Fucking gloved hand))
Nance: (("The money's going to a lot less charitable groups than you'd hope."))
Ant: "Oh..."
MettatonSEX: shuts his eyes again.
Ant: "...make t-shirts?"
Gaster: chuckles. "I'm not sure if we have the time..."
MettatonSEX: We need to raise over 2 billion dollars.
Ant: "What if we make a new version of Big Hero 6 but for the underground?"
Ant: looks down dreading his next scentence
MettatonSEX: Nobody lives here, Hiro.
MettatonSEX: There's Grillby, the Riverperson, and Burgerpants.
Ant: "Well people live in other timelines...also we'd have Alki play Hiro"
MettatonSEX: ...
Ant: " Or we could find a timeline that's the same except they don't have Big Hero 6 and just release the movie on the surface "
Gaster: That feels... dishonest...
MettatonSEX: ...That is a good idea, but... I have no idea if they'd like it. Also, dishonest means.
Ant: "And the people who took your your daughter are 'honest'?""
MettatonSEX: No, but it's a moral thing.
MettatonSEX: We're already uncomfortable enough.
Ant: "We saving a life. Your daughter's life. It's ok to bend the rules a bit"
Gaster: ...
Ant: (( Bif: "we could always go back in time and bet on the world series" ))
Alki: * walks in
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Ant: "Oh hey, Alki you're just in time"
Alki: "...for...?"
Jozlyn: ((Back and I swear my irl cat connects to Jozlyn
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Gaster: ((enter the CAT HIVE MIND
Jozlyn: ((Once I started RPing again I started seeing my cat much more often, and they like to be near me
Ant: "To get cast in your starring role"
Alki: "Ant...what are you talking about...?"
Jozlyn: ((And with a ton of people in a small house, she'd never come out, but I roleplay and suddenly she's here
MettatonSEX: Ant, we aren't making Alki into Hiro Hamada.
Gaster: groans a little. "Perhaps we could contact some sort of authority..."
Alki: "I fucking knew it. Ant you asshole."
Ant: "Like the cops?"
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Jozlyn: ((Wb
Temmii: ((Fml
Alki: "If there's someone that needs 'dealing with' I could do it..."
Temmii: enters, new figure, blah blah blah
Jozlyn: ((lenny
Gaster: shakes his head. "I'm not sure the cops could do this."
MettatonSEX: ((wb read the log for the comments on temmii's form
Jozlyn: ((wot I lost my lenny replacement
Temmii: [font=Futura]hOi~[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Will this work?[/font]
Jozlyn: ((ah wait it doesn't work in parentheses, nvm
Gaster: ([ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o]
MettatonSEX: No.
Ant: "Hmmm...are there like...timeline/interdimensional space cops or something?"
Jozlyn: [font=arial][sub][sup]It looks really nice.[/sup][/sub] But no.[/font]
MettatonSEX: You'd get 200G max at like, a strip club.
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Alki: "Ant, not everything is a sci fi movie"
Gaster: ... I think there's a few.
MettatonSEX: And nobody wants you selling your body.
Ant: "Says the person with the robot arms..."
Jozlyn: ((Inb4 Chronos vs timeline
Gaster: chuckles a little. "Did you know there's a timeline where crime rings are less corrupt than the actual government?"
Jozlyn: ((Inb4 Editor vs timeline
Ant: (( Chronos: "Hey it's me the fucking apocalypse" ))
DamnDude: ((Lua: "Did somebody say robot arms?))
MettatonSEX: ...
Jozlyn: (("Get the door for 'Me The Fucking Apocalypse' please, we're busy"
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Gaster: ((knock knock, it's the apocalpyse
Temmii: [font=Futura]I am fine with it.[/font]
Ant: (( Chronos: "Hey how've y'all been. I've been super busy planning your pitiful demise which is still totally a thing that's gonna happen" ))
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Gaster: ((with pain. and suffering. painsuffering
Temmii: looks to Jozlyn, her tail wagging.
DamnDude: ((knock knock, it's the United States.))
Jozlyn: ((The ship between pain and suffering
Temmii: [font=Futura]Hm~?[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...It, uh...looks nice. That's what I said.[/font]
MettatonSEX: But it'd be a painfully slow process even if you're omay with being seen as an object.
Ant: (( Chronos: "Step one of my plan was poisoning a glass of milk for some reason" ))
Jozlyn: (("Step two is you die"
Ant: (( HC: chronos sounds like omalley from RVB ))
Temmii: looks to Mettaton for a second. {Says the robot that was the star of Fuck Oprah.}
Jozlyn: is glad Temmii switched her attention.
Temmii: looks back.
Temmii: [font=Futura]It does~?[/font]
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Gaster: Unless, of course, Temmii, you're into some weird hentai shit.
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]... [sub][sup]Yes.[/sup][/sub][/font]
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MettatonSEX: I might have done it in the past when I was desperate for attention and hornier than a shitload of reindeer.
Gaster: In which case... it's probably still going to be painful.
Jozlyn: (("Well, she's into a cat, so I wouldn't be surprised"
MettatonSEX: But don't do this to yourself.
Temmii: lies in front of her.
MettatonSEX: It took three years for four million.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Uhm.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Nice as in sexy~?[/font]
MettatonSEX: And I'd already been semi famous.
Alki: "So...you don't want me to use the badass robot arms....?"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Sure......?[/font]
MettatonSEX: You're not listening are you.
Temmii: [font=Futura]!![/font]
Temmii: looks over.
Temmii: [font=Futura]Yes I have![/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]I know how to make money![/font]
MettatonSEX: Ah.
MettatonSEX: How?
MettatonSEX: A shitload of money, really fast?
Jozlyn: (("Jozlyn and I!" "wot"
Ant: ((are we about to make temmi armor to save gaston's child?))
Temmii: [font=Futura][s]JOZLYN AND I[/s] I'll show you.[/font]
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Jozlyn: ((Wait I'm gonna test something, please ignore
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Jozlyn: ((Jozlyn
MettatonSEX: ...
Jozlyn: ((Jozlyn?
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Jozlyn: ((K nvm
♠ Hyper: ((Temmii: Just print it, yah big dummie;
Gaster: ((temmie then fleshes her boobs, it attracts people who shove money in her tits
Gaster: ((... fleshes
Jozlyn: ((oh
Temmii: ((wot
MettatonSEX: ((flashes
Gaster: ((that was supposed to be flashes but i'm sure fleshing your boobs has an audience
♠ Hyper: ((fleshlights
MettatonSEX: ((now that's a boob job
MettatonSEX: ((*rimshot*
Gaster: ((also this picture made me think of corsiva: http://41.media.tumblr.com/dd97c2bd5f5350cbab9f51b13bafe34d/tumblr_o2usnljBYr1t0co30o1_500.jpg
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♠ Hyper: ((is there a hidden ghost in there
Jozlyn: ((Brb for a min
MettatonSEX: ((corsiva is the pastel space aesthetic
Gaster: ((nah but her room's probably something like that
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Ant: (( a e s t h e t i c ))
♠ Hyper: ((Ah.
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Gaster: ((trufax i used a pastel space background for the inside of her skirt
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MettatonSEX: ((hi
Gaster: ((hi there
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Bondertale: (yo)
Gaster: rubs the crack in his forehead, sighing
♠ Hyper: ((Gaster: ..Why the fuck can't we just illegally print money? Nobody will catch us.. Metta: *shrugs*
Bondertale: (Is slarv still all 'BOUT den tulpas?)
MettatonSEX: crosses his arms on the table and rests his head on them. He begins to silently cry.
MettatonSEX: ((you cant print a coin
Ant: (( Entra: " Let's fucking sell Johnny5 " ))
Jozlyn: ((Back
♠ Hyper: ((if you believe
♠ Hyper: ((you can
Jozlyn: ((Erase ing and sell
Gaster: ((if johnny5 fetches a good price then yes
Ant: has been texting Entra this whole time
Entra: *walks in. "I HAVE A FUCKING PLAN!"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]?[/font]
MettatonSEX: What.
Ant: "How did you get here so fast...?"
Entra: *seems out of breath. "I ran."
Gaster: Hello?
DamnDude: (( Yes, you have a plan on how to fuck people. 10/10 ))
Ant: (( yep ))
Ant: "why?"
Gaster: ((SHIT
Jozlyn: ((?
Jozlyn: ((I don't want to know what those stand for
DamnDude: (( A me / LG blog? Oh no.)) ))
Jozlyn: ((I'm looking it up
DamnDude: (( OH FUCK ))
Entra: *gets Johnny5 out of fucking nowhere. "Because I wanna sell this motherfucker right here!"
DamnDude: (( OH FUCK NO. ))
Jozlyn: ((Shouldn't have looked it up
Jozlyn: ((Jfc
Gaster: ((did i just introduce you all to the "wonderful" world of daddy kink
Ant: ((god bless private tabs))
Gaster: ((i'm sorry
Jozlyn: ((Gtg, and yes, and it's alright
Bondertale: (ohhhhh)
Gaster: ... How much is he?
Bondertale: (ohhhhh noooooo)
Ant: ((I just saw the urban dictionary defintion thankfully nothing more than that))
Jozlyn: ((Have fun
MettatonSEX: looks up for two seconds, then resumes his silent sob-filled despair.
Bondertale: (glad I didn't look that shit up)
Jozlyn: slowly and awkwardly pads behind the TV, happy that no one noticed, and falls asleep, not disturbing any one.
Gaster: pulls Mettaton close.
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MettatonSEX: still has his head on his arms.
Entra: "I've got like 50 of these guys because I don't know how to summon any actual undead"
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Entra: "I'm the shittiest necromancer"
Ant: "...no one wants to buy a Johnny5 though...."
DamnDude: (( "But you guys know what people do buy? Robot arms. ))
Gaster: Does anyone want one?
Gaster: Maybe he's useful for scrap...
Entra: *looks defeated. "...but....but...we were gonna get rid of them...I was gonna be....a hero"
Bondertale: ("No disassemble! ")
MettatonSEX: Sell his parts. Or whatever.
Ant: (( about a hundred Johnny5s simultaneously chanting "no disassemble". welcome to Entra's hell ))
Gaster: looks over at Mettaton, then hugs him close.
Ant: (( and by hell her reality which is an ever-living nightmare ))
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MettatonSEX: hugs back, refusing to lift his head.
Entra: *leaves to sell the Johnny5s
Ant: ((Is the johnny5 thing actually gonna be the answer to this or is it way to stupid?))
Lua: walks into the bar. Why? Do you need a reason why? Really? Huh. Well because he can.
Lua: ((We have to wait for B))
MettatonSEX: ((ask b
Gaster: ((Idk, wait until b gets on
Gaster: Hello, Lua.
Ant: ((k))
Lua: Hello everyone, any updates on what's happened?
Gaster: hands the letter to Lua.
Lua: ...
Lua: Excuse me for one moment.
Lua: hands the letter back.
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Lua: walks out through the main entrance, a loud "HOLY HELL" is heard.
Bondertale: (the answer to what?)
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Gaster: sighs. "I agree with him."
Alki: * decides to go back to their own timeline to come up with some more ideas
Lua: walks back into the bar.
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Lua: So.. how did they expect you to have that amount of money, exactly?
Gaster: ... I don't know.
Gaster: The least I can hope for was that it was a mistake.
Lua: So, I'm guessing that's why everyone is thinking, to find a way to make money..
Gaster: nods.
Lua: thinks for a moment.
Ant: "What if we start a band?"
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Gaster: ... I... I suppose...
Lua: If you're waiting to hear if this is a mistake, I have an idea, but I need to explain it semi first. I'd also like to wait until after we know so I don't make a rash decision.
MettatonSEX: ...
Ant: hasn't used his guitar in ages. There's totally a legit reason for that definitely not because Ant
Ant: ((*because ant's rper forgot))
Lua: Basically, did I ever tell you how I got the cyborg parts of my body?
Gaster: shakes his head. "Not entirely, I think."
Lua: OK, one more question, do you remember the place I showed you 10 years back?
Gaster: The laboratory? Yes.
Ant: ((I just realized that thanks to the timeskip Ant is older than he was when he died despite coming back as a younger version of himself later on))
Ant: (( My story is a mess ))
Ant: (( Like more of a mess than Homestuck and Jupiter Ascending combined ))
Lua: Alright, so with the blue prints there and the extra supplies, I was able to recreate the parts of the metal body in there, and occasionally remake and sell them for when I needed money.
Gaster: ... So we could make some money off of that.
Ant: (( gtg ))
Gaster: ((aww, bye
Ant: (( I'll try and come back maybe but idk ))
MettatonSEX: ((cya ant
Ant: (( I mean come back later today. I'm not considering leaviing forever or antthing ))
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Lua: Exactly, but in order to make a meaningful amount of money, I'd have to make a lot of parts, and probably sell the originals. I'd prefer not to sell the originals honestly.
Gaster: nods, tapping his chin.
Lua: But, if that becomes the situation, I will do it.
Gaster: Right. I'm sorry if that arises, but I will try to make it up to you.
Lua: Understood.
Lua: ((Yay for in character reasons of not being an ultimate I win button))
Gaster: ((*claps*
Lua: continues to think of other solutions.
MettatonSEX: lets go of Gaster and goes to lie on the couch. It seems that in this state he can't maintain EX for too long, or he just doesn't want to, as he flips his switch. There is now a 7' tall box on the couch.
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MettatonSEX: His screen isn't even on. It's the inky black of an unlit screen.
MettatonSEX: looks almost dead, and he doesn't feel too far off from that. The only indication he's still alive is the occasional twitch of a finger.
Bondertale: (uhm)
Bondertale: (why is Metta dieing? :<)
MettatonSEX: ((he's too sad to function right now
MettatonSEX: ((he's alive but feels dead inside
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Bondertale: (WAKE HIM UP)
Gaster: ((FREAKING
MettatonSEX: ((his daughter is being held for ransom for more than 4 billion g and he's only worth 2 billion
Bondertale: (WAKE HIM UP INSIDE)
Bondertale: (oh holy shit)
Gaster: walks over to the couch. "... I hope B brings some good news."
MettatonSEX: Mmhmm...
Lua: Wait, B?
Gaster: ((if they took gaia gold i'd be able to pay that easily lmao
Lua: connects the dots.
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Gaster: He's in charge of the investigation.
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Lua: Makes sense, he does seem good in these kind of situations surprisingly.
Gaster: ((speak of the devil
Lua: ((b = devil))
B: ((can confirm))
Gaster: ((no he's the illuminati get it right
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
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Lua: ((Hell...o))
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B: ((can confirm, am handsome devil))
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Bondertale: (hey slarv)
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MettatonSEX: ((yo
B: ((jk my face is a half-cooked pancake with sprinkles))
Gaster: ((and hello slarv
MettatonSEX: makes a soft sound that sounds like a glitchy Pokémon game.
Gaster: tries to soothe his husband.
B: ((missingco.))
MettatonSEX: ((mettano. ex))
Bondertale: (let's not break bfrisk yet)
MettatonSEX: ((actually hes a bix rn but still
Gaster: ((a bix
MettatonSEX: The noise stops.
MettatonSEX: ((box
: B [B] is now B [ß Red].
MettatonSEX: pulls Gaster into a hug.
ß Red: [font=palatino]-enters with a suprisingly intact Corsiva-[/font]
Gaster: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MettatonSEX: !!!
Gaster: CORSIVA!
MettatonSEX: Corsiva!
Lua: ...what?!?
ß Red: [font=palatino]Special delivery.[/font]
Gaster: jumps up and hugs his daughter, who's sobbing.
MettatonSEX: follows Gaster, hugging both.
MettatonSEX: Corsiva! I missed you so much!
Corsiva: snuggles deep into the hug. "I missed you too."
ß Red: [font=palatino]-She seems to be totally normal and legit at the moment-[/font]
Lua: ((Is this reality?))
MettatonSEX: would cry tears of joy if a box could cry.
ß Red: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
Gaster: looks over his daughter, checking her over for wounds.
MettatonSEX: I'm just glad you're safe!
MettatonSEX: Thank you, Red!
Gaster: They... they didn't hurt you, did they?
ß Red: [font=palatino]-awkwardly stands there-[/font]
ß Red: [font=palatino]-Corsiva was treated suprisingly well, but was told to say the conditions were horrible or they'd come back-[/font]
MettatonSEX: pulls ßRed into a hug.
ß Red: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
MettatonSEX: Thank you so much!
Gaster: sniffles. "They... it was bad..."
Gaster: ((SHIT
Lua: ((Was that supposed to be Corsiva?))
MettatonSEX: ((yep iktf
Chime: ((*got dunked on
ß Red: ((Of course a few questions should instantly be raised))
ß Red: [font=palatino]So...[/font]
Gaster: looks up to Red. "How did you get her?"
MettatonSEX: Wait, Red, how did you get her back?
ß Red: [font=palatino]What is even going on here?[/font]
Lua: shrugs.
Gaster: ... What do you mean what's going on?
ß Red: [font=palatino]The boss just left her and a note at the base. I have no idea what the hell this is.[/font]
Gaster: Can we see the note?
ß Red: [font=palatino]Other than a kid, I mean.[/font]
ß Red: [font=palatino]Sure thing.[/font]
MettatonSEX: unhugs
ß Red: [font=palatino]-hands it over. It's just directions to return Corsiva. Nothing else.-[/font]
ß Red: [font=palatino]I haven't even seen him recently at all.[/font]
Gaster: ... Hm. He didn't want to do it himself, huh?
ß Red: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
ß Red: [font=palatino]Guess so.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Return?
ß Red: [font=palatino]Huh?[/font]
Corsiva: is still sobbing a little, but she looks up.
MettatonSEX: ...I have a suspicion, but I don't want to say it if I'm wrong. It's stupid.
ß Red: [font=palatino]What?[/font]
ß Red: [font=palatino]Just spit it out.[/font]
Gaster: I'm going to admit, I'm a little suspicious too...
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MettatonSEX: I think that your boss might have taken her to prove a stupid point from years ago, but that's dumb.
ß Red: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Am back
ß Red: [font=palatino]That almost sounds like his level of petty.[/font]
MettatonSEX: There's such an infinitesimal chance he'd be dumb enough to do that, though.
Smol Asriel: ((I've been up to fun stuff
Gaster: Seriously, it happened before she was born. It'd be cruel to drag her into it.
ß Red: [font=palatino]He wouldn't go THAT far, though...[/font]
Bondertale: (oh god slarv)
Bondertale: (I'm scared)
ß Red: ((Slarvath start a PM with me))
MettatonSEX: If he did though I'm finding a way to kill him.
Gaster: Exactly. Whatever beef he's got with us he leaves our children out of it.
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Corsiva: seems tired, and not talkative at all.
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Maxie Rogers: -If Corsiva has her phone on her, it would be ringing right about...-
Lua: is trying to rationalize how this is possible.
Maxie Rogers: -...now.-
Smol Asriel: ((NEON PURPLE
MettatonSEX: flips his switch, going to hug Corsiva again, but he lets her answer her phone.
Corsiva: peers down at her phone, then answers it. "H.... hello?"
Maxie Rogers: -A voice on the other side of the phone...-
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Maxie Rogers: -"Oh my gosh! Finally!" It seems to be Maxie, concern and a bit of teary relief clearly in her voice. She starts to go on: "I've been calling you for days and you've never been picking up and I was super worried I said something to scare you off or make you hate me and I wanted to wonder what was happening and maybe apologize if I DID do something to scare you off or offend you and I'm just glad you're okay, okay?"-
ß Red: [font=palatino]-Corsiva might have noticed that her kidnappers all acted like an incredibly efficient hivemind-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((corsiva was kidnapped by ßees
Lua: ((god damn you B))
Smol Asriel: ((ß
Smol Asriel: wakes up
Corsiva: shakes her head, even though it can't be seen over the phone. "It... it's fine, I just... went on a little vacation and forgot my phone. That's all." In truth, her cellphone had run out of battery, and she'd barely been able to build up a charge in it. Right now it's at about 10%.
Smol Asriel: ...
MettatonSEX: ......
ß Red: [font=palatino]-awkwardly leaves-[/font]
Gaster: ... Corsiva, you don't need to lie...
: B [ß Red] is now B [Conscience ].
MettatonSEX: says nothing on this.
Conscience : ((Hopefully things will start coming together soon))
Smol Asriel: ((Ooooh do me
Gaster: ((yup
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-pops in on Gaster-\[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((I wanna be conscienced
Smol Asriel: ((Aww
Conscience : ((Sorry, doing plot))
Smol Asriel: ((Aww
Smol Asriel: ((;w;
Smol Asriel: ((The cinnamon bun lives another day
Lua: ((I just realized, everything points to B, except one thing. The obvious.))
Smol Asriel: ((Fucking MSPARP right now wtf
Conscience : [font=palatino]\What even really happened? I still don't know.\[/font]
Maxie Rogers: -She's just kind of... taking things in right now. "...Okay then? I mean, if that's really what happened, then, uh... I hope you had a good time?" She swears something's off right now, but she isn't at all sure.-
Conscience : ((whoa Lua slow down))
Gaster: \I hope she's mentally alright... this could screw her up, big time.\
Conscience : ((if you're on to something don't spoil it for everyone else))
Lua: ((Fine))
Conscience : [font=palatino]\I should probably ask her about the whole thing\[/font]
Lua: ((Just giving out the idea :D))
Corsiva: pauses, winding a tuft of ectoplasmic hair around her finger. "Er... yeah. It was peaceful. Boring, but peaceful."
Conscience : ((PM me Lua))
Gaster: \Not now, she's on the phone!\
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MettatonSEX: is so happy Corsiva is back.
Maxie Rogers: -"...Okay." She seems... not entirely bought with that explanation. If it was boring and peaceful, there SHOULD have been some way for Corsiva to charge her phone, right? "Well, maybe we can talk at some point later, and we can talk more about your vacation?"-
Gaster: peers at his daughter, concerned.
Smol Asriel: wonders if goatmom's here
Corsiva: jolts a little. "Uh, yeah! Maybe... in person, if that's okay?"
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Maxie Rogers: -"Yeah, we can talk in person. I don't see why we can't." She hummed quietly. "Well, I, uh... should probably get to bed. Voice lessons were a bit tough today.'-
Corsiva: smiles a little. She's starting to feel safe. "Yeah, that sounds good Maxie. Goodnight!"
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-is thinking so hard it gives Gaster a minor headache-\[/font]
Gaster: rubs at the crack in his head.
Lua: ((Ok, I'm done messaging you so you can stay on one tab B))
Lua: ((Unless you have something to say))
Maxie Rogers: -"Good night, Corsi. Talk to you later." Click.-
Smol Asriel: ((B did you mean now or later
Smol Asriel: ((What you PMed me, I mean
Corsiva: puts down her phone.
Conscience : ((Tomorrow would b best))
Conscience : ((I think))
Gaster: immediately speaks to Corsiva. "Can you tell me what happened?"
MettatonSEX: Almost immediately, he hugs Corsiva again.
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-She was asleep for the actual kidnapping-\[/font]
Corsiva: squeaks a little, then shakes her head. "I dunno... all I remember is I woke up somewhere else, and... it was scary..."
Smol Asriel: ((K
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-She was told to hold back and pretend the whole thing was VERY traumatic-\[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((While you're on or just any time?
MettatonSEX: (test: ( ͡ ͜ʖ͡)
Conscience : ((Any time should do))
Gaster: ((dear lord
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-She was even taught to imply she was tortured-\[/font]
Corsiva: remembers what she was told to do. She sniffles. "They... they hurt me..."
MettatonSEX: ((somehow it is worse without eyes
Gaster: ((fianchetto took them
Conscience : ((what do you call a fish without an eye))
MettatonSEX: (omg
MettatonSEX: ((undyne
Conscience : ((a fsh))
Gaster: holds his daughter close. "Oh... oh no..."
MettatonSEX: (test: ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͡ ͜ʖ͡)
Gaster: ((meanwhile the worst torture they inflicted upon her was that they made her eat... EGG SALAD
MettatonSEX: holds his starlet close as well, kissing the top of her head.
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-to solve the problem of her lack of wounds, she was to imply that she was healed just before she left-\[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((thats torture
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-It was like being at your annoying uncles' minus the uncle plus masked men-\[/font]
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-or maybe El Chapo's prison cell-\[/font]
MettatonSEX: I assume that someone was merciful enough to heal you. You don't have but a scratch.
Corsiva: stares down at her hands, and nods.
Smol Asriel: ((Egg salad is good shit
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-pops over to Corsiva-\[/font]
Gaster: ((we've found a sinner, guys
MettatonSEX: ((heathen
Conscience : [font=palatino]\I better do what they said so they don't take me again\[/font]
Bondertale: (you fucking liar )
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-knows how to cause maximum trouble at any given time-\[/font]
Conscience : ((some time I'll reveal Conscience's backstory))
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Conscience : ((I have a little jotted down in my mind))
Corsiva: just straight-up starts bawling.
Gaster: ((that sentence made no sense in my head
MettatonSEX: hugs Corsiva close. "It's okay, darling... You're safe now."
Corsiva: hugs her father close, burying her face in his chest.
Gaster: gets in on the hug as well.
MettatonSEX: kisses the top of Corsiva's head again. "I won't let anything happen again. I promise."
Gaster: We're going to install safety systems in the house... put cameras everywhere....
MettatonSEX: And alarm buttons.
Corsiva: realizes something. "I never really got to meet Glamor..."
MettatonSEX: Oh, that's right!
Conscience : ((And then it hits Gaster))
Corsiva: "Can we go see him?"
Conscience : ((where the fuck did the ransom money come from))
Lua: passed out on a chair trying to connect all the ideas in his head. There is officially 2 characters of DD's in the bar asleep.
MettatonSEX: Darling, please, take us to the daycare where you left him so he could stay safe through all this shit.
Gaster: nods.
MettatonSEX: We're reuniting the family.
Gaster: Come on, let's go see him.
Conscience : ((speculatioon is welcome, by the way))
MettatonSEX: ((prostitution /s
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MettatonSEX: ((ßounty hunting is more likely
MettatonSEX: Lead the way.
MettatonSEX: ((here comes the fun
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Gaster: heads through the anydoor, to the daycare timeline.
MettatonSEX: follows, holding his daughter.
Conscience : [font=palatino]\-Gaster is going to have a mild migraine for the next twenty-four hours or so-\[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is there, playing with another kid with a fake sword. He looks about Corsiva's age.-[/font]
Gaster: ... Wow. He... he went through a growth spurt.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-falls over as he gets hit, not noticing his dads.- Oh no, I've been killed! Bleehhhhh.[/font]
Corsiva: looks at the boy. "Is that... him?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]-gets up, and gently shoves the other kid playfully, before noticing his fathers.- Oh my god! Dads![/font]
MettatonSEX: Yes...
MettatonSEX: Gaster this is a fast timeline oh my god.
Gaster: Oh... oh no...
Gaster: falls to his knees.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-flies over to Gaster and pretty much tackles him in a hug- Where the hell were you? What happened, papa? They gave me some simulations but they can't be as cool as the real deal![/font]
Conscience : ((godmodding outside of fights is fine, right?))
Gaster: ((to a certain extent - don't go crazy with it, alright?
MettatonSEX: Oh my god. Oh my god. Gaster oh my gooooodddddddd.
Conscience : ((k))
Conscience : ((>Gaster is killed by the tackle))
Gaster: I... I didn't realize time moved so fast here, I'm so sorry...
Conscience : ((>death by glamour))
Gaster: ((*determination plays loudly*
Glamor: [font=glamor]What?[/font]
Gaster: Well, you see Glamor... in some timelines, time moves faster.
Glamor: [font=glamor]So wait... you didn't know you left me here for six years? Papa![/font]
MettatonSEX: [sub]...I played no part in this.[/sub]
Gaster: I'm sorry, I... I'm so sorry...
Gaster: It's only been a few days since you were born back home...
Conscience : ((this is how gaston dies))
Conscience : ((with bad parenting))
Glamor: [font=glamor]...A few days? That means... that means you didn't leave me forever. Thank god. If you did I would have snapped your neck.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Glamor!
Glamor: [font=glamor]...You say that all the time dad.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]At least on your shows.[/font]
Gaster: freezes. "I... huh."
MettatonSEX: I put on a fake persona. I'm not really like that. It's called acting.
Glamor: [font=glamor]So you're not the killer robot you play on TV?[/font]
MettatonSEX: No.
Corsiva: peers at her brother, interested.
Glamor: [font=glamor]...That's uncool. And who's that girl you're holding? Did you make a girl me as a replacement?[/font]
MettatonSEX: That's your sister.
Corsiva: waves a little. She seems to be shocked.
Glamor: [font=glamor]They didn't simulate her! What the fuck is this shit place, can't even simulate a sister?[/font]
Gaster: ... What is that language?
Glamor: [font=glamor]...TV. I learned this from TV. I learned it from dad.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ......
MettatonSEX: That was my fault I admit it.
Gaster: ... We should have seen this coming with his first word.
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Wait what was it?[/font]
Gaster: glances around at all the children surrounding them. "Er..."
Conscience : ((well, I ought to sleep, I just dropped my iPod))
MettatonSEX: ((gn b
Gaster: ((goodnight
Conscience : ((Wait no))
Glamor: [font=glamor]Was it one of the words in the songs dad sings?[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...Yes.
Gaster: That's... a broad category, but yes.
Conscience : ((I'll power through it. Once things quiet down I want to talk about some stuff OOC))
Gaster: ((okay
MettatonSEX: Look, we're going back to the bar, ok? We'll tell you there.
Corsiva: starts to sniffle a little. "I wanna go home..."
Glamor: [font=glamor]You live in a bar? Who thought it was a good idea for me to exist?[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: .....It's a hangout place, not home. Technically.
MettatonSEX: ((glamor calls out hs parents
MettatonSEX: ((gg
Gaster: We did. Now come on, we're going... we're going to need to get you different furniture. My god, you only used that crib for a day.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Okay, fine.[/font]
Gaster: turns to the anydoor, holding Corsiva close.
Glamor: [font=glamor][sub]But you gotta explain why you're terrible parents.[/sub][/font]
Gaster: ...
Gaster: Later.
MettatonSEX: picks up his son and takes him back to the bar.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Fiiiiiine.[/font]
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Gaster: heads through the anydoor.
Corsiva: gently floats after her family.
MettatonSEX: Short version. Your first word was fuck because of my negligence, a lot of shit has been going on, and I'll do my best to be a better dad than I was.
Gaster: nods, then glances at Mettaton. "Do try not to swear around the children."
MettatonSEX: ...Right, right.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Too late now. Soon this sister is gonna say worse things than I do.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
Corsiva: rests her head in Mettaton's lap. "No I'm nooooot."
MettatonSEX: Okay first order of business is you watch your tongue. You get to swear in seven years when you're a teenager.
Glamor: [font=glamor]And I've gotta listen to this why?[/font]
Gaster: Because we said so.
MettatonSEX: Because in order to be a competent person, you have to follow certain rules.
MettatonSEX: Second, you do what we say, and you only break those rules if it's life or death.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Why do you make the rules?[/font]
Gaster: Because we're your parents. Admittedly, we did kind of... screw up...
MettatonSEX: Because we're your parents and our job is to help you grow. We already screwed up six years of that. The rest are going to be better, I promise.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah really.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]I mean, simulations and TV aren't you. I never really knew any of my real family. You really screwed up.[/font]
Corsiva: shifts a little.
MettatonSEX: ...Third rule is please stop telling us how badly we screwed up. We know. We're doing our best to fix that.
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Fine.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Can I make a rule for you? You tell me why I have a sister I never met.[/font]
Gaster: She was born before you.
MettatonSEX: ....On the day you were born... she was kidnapped. That's part of why we put you in the daycare. Another part was a really really dangerous quest that we couldn't put a baby through.
Smol Asriel: shifts in his sleep
Glamor: [font=glamor]That actually makes a lot of sense. Hey, sister, who are you? I never got to know.[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Tonight has been very wild
Corsiva: "I'm Corsiva."
Gaster: We, ah. Just got her back.
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm Glamor. Nice to actually meet you.[/font]
Corsiva: simply nods.
Smol Asriel: ((I need some fuckin sleep but imma stay up a few more minutes and see what happens
Smol Asriel: ((Tomorrow I continue with my existential questions
MettatonSEX: Fourth rule: don't do anything stupid, like sticking a fork in an electrical socket or licking a battery. We just got you back, we don't need you dead.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Also makes sense.[/font]
Maxie Rogers: ((Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!))
Maxie Rogers: ((Ding ding ding duh ding duh ding ding dinga ding ding ding duh ding duh ding ding))
Gaster: ((lmao
MettatonSEX: Fifth rule: Hug time. Now. -He opens his arms-
Smol Asriel: ((Wowee glamor is surely the shit child
Glamor: [font=glamor]-wraps his dad in a hug- You might not be the best but you're way better than simulations.[/font]
MettatonSEX: hugs his son back.
Gaster: gets in on the family hug, pulling Corsiva in as well.
Maxie Rogers: ((Well I mean it's the difference between being adopted as near-newborn and being birthed and not really knowing much of your family after they forget to take you back))
MettatonSEX: First family hug?
MettatonSEX: *!
Smol Asriel: is all alone on the couch since flame is afk
Smol Asriel: rip a dip dip
Gaster: nods. "I hope we're never apart again."
Maxie Rogers: ((Just... one day Maxie's going to be irredeemably broken because someone slips loose that she was adopted))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-hugs his family as much as he can. "I love you guys. You're real, an' that makes you better than anything else I've had."[/font]
Corsiva: nuzzles against her brother. "It's nice to finally meet you."
Maxie Rogers: ((My bet is that Grayton would also be told that he was adopted and would be just "Yeah I guess that pretty much makes sense"))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-nuzzles back- I think I like you the most.[/font]
MettatonSEX: chuckles. This damn child...
Corsiva: finally smiles. It's good to be back.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-also smiles-[/font]
MettatonSEX: smiles too.
Gaster: is totally frowning. Nah, he's smiling too.
MettatonSEX: unhugs, and ends up leaving Glamor hugging Corsiva.
Gaster: * Although... who the hell got Corsiva out? This question can wait until later.
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Gaster: *Because Gaster's pretty exhausted from all this excitement.
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Gaster: ((WELL SHIT
Glamor: [font=glamor]Hey Corsiva, you like playing pretend?[/font]
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Maxie Rogers: ((Welp. At least I'm here, I think?))
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Maxie Rogers: ((Don't quote me on that though))
Corsiva: nods.
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Glamor: [font=glamor]Good, 'cause I wanna play knights and dragons where I'm not both princess and knight! I want you to be the knight and I wanna be the dragon![/font]
MettatonSEX: Then who's the princess?
Glamor: [font=glamor]You.[/font]
MettatonSEX: I'm not opposed to that.
Corsiva: blinks tiredly. "That sounds nice, but... I'm kind of worn out."
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Glamor: [font=glamor]Then when everyone's not tired![/font]
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Gaster: smiles. "Yeah... we could take a whole day to ourselves."
MettatonSEX: We shoukd.
DamnDude: (( So I was originally gonna just pass out, but something super odd happened. ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]For all of us.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yeah, that sounds f-freaking cool.[/font]
DamnDude: (( Alright, so I decided I was just going to listen to music and pass out, but because of the glare from my laptop, I was going to use my phone instead... ))
Corsiva: blinks. "Dads, are we gonna go back home? We don't have the safety systems installed..."
DamnDude: (( I get a metric ass ton of notifications, as I don't have my phone on when I'm at home, and I just finished spring break basically. ))
MettatonSEX: Unfortunately, we can't go home yet. We have to install those, so, I'll call someone up to install them, and we can go home tomorrow.
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Gaster: Right now we can stay in the bar. It's gonna be like a sleep over!
DamnDude: (( The oddest message I got was, from a number i don't recognize, asking why I don't talk to them anymore considering we used to talk a lot apperantly. ))
Gaster: ((it's the ghost of highschool past
Glamor: [font=glamor]-has kind of fallen asleep in the hug, hanging onto Corsiva.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((oh dear
Corsiva: smiles, kissing her brother on the head.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Cute.
Corsiva: "He's my cute little brother."
DamnDude: (( What's worse is between then and now, I have lost a few numbers with those I used to talk to a lot because I switched phones. ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles softly.-[/font]
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MettatonSEX: He is.
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MettatonSEX: ((glamor ends up revealing his favorite non-mtt song. it's "your makeup is terrible".
DamnDude: (( Now I don't know if this person had the wrong number (purposely or not), had actually talked to me a lot, or idk ))
MettatonSEX: ((hi methbusters, hi b
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MettatonSEX: (yes
Maxie Rogers: ((I freaking love that song and I don't even know why.))
MettatonSEX: (so do i
Gaster: ((did you ask "new phone, who dis"
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MettatonSEX: (i have it on my playlist like five times
Maxie Rogers: ((One of my friendquaintances sent that song to me and I got a fucking chuckle out of it))
DamnDude: (( No, because this person messaged me in the morning, and now it's midnight. ))
MettatonSEX: ((it's perfect for glamor. he's rude and critical of others
MettatonSEX: ((text them back a meme
Gaster: ((send them your rarest pepe
DamnDude: (( I'm not going to wake up someone with a meme. ))
Gaster: ((well that's a sentence i never thought i'd see
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Gaster: starts to head to the room he rented out, placing corsiva on the bed gently.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is carried along, snoring occasionally. He doesn't have lungs.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: calls up the person, then goes to the rented room.
MettatonSEX: ((glamor is gonna prank out of spite
Gaster: lays on the bed, holding his daughter close.
MettatonSEX: lays next to
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MettatonSEX: *Glamor, hugging the family together.
MettatonSEX: (yes probably
Gaster: Goodnight, everyone.
MettatonSEX: (he can sneak into the hug
MettatonSEX: Goodnight, everyone.
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MettatonSEX: ((pro tip: ectohair is soft
MettatonSEX: ((ye
: Alpine Considine [] is now A little meme. [Microton] [].
MettatonSEX: ((yes
: ★ Microton: * This little meme crawls his way into the hug.
Gaster: falls asleep.
MettatonSEX: smiles, allowing this. He drifts into Sleep Mode, holding Microton and the family close, but not tightly.
Corsiva: takes a while to fall asleep, but does so.
: ★ Microton: * ( Glamor wakes up in the middle of the night "HOLY SHIT DAD AN ACTION FIGURE" )
Glamor: [font=glamor]-ends up cuddling to his dad, and consequentially to Microton. Because who wouldn't snuggle to warm robot.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((at anime boston my friend told me that a mettaton called a gaster "void daddy" and im kinkshaming
: ★ Microton: * Microton eventually goes into Sleep Mode, snickering at the thoughts of his memes.
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Gaster: *In Gaster's timeline, a box of Glamour's toys and clothes arrives on the doorstep.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-has not experienced a meme-[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is in for a trip-[/font]
: ★ Microton: * ( Is Microton going to make Glamor shit meme child )
MettatonSEX: ((yes
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
: ★ Microton: * ( "Hey...Hey Dad...I have one question for you...WHAT ARE THOSE" -Eventually Glamor )
MageVaati: (omg)
: A little meme. [Microton] [] is now MATER1AL 2ed73a [★mythisoleucine].
★mythisoleucine: ( "Corsiva, it's time to stop." )
★mythisoleucine: ( alternatively )
MageVaati: (glamor finds jjba and makes jojo memes)
Chime: ((welcome to ooc hour
★mythisoleucine: ( "Dad...something came in the mail for you..." "What is it, darling?" "DEEZ NUTS" )
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Maxie Rogers: ((The Rogers children I think would both use the term "Filthy Memer" a little bit too much))
★mythisoleucine: ( Juan becomes a household inside joke )
Gaster: ((b, you there? i know you had something to say
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★mythisoleucine: ( would glamor call microton minidad)
★mythisoleucine: ( "minidad" "GOD DAMN IT DARLING" )
MageVaati: ((possibly
MageVaati: ((° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͡ ͜ʖ͡))
★mythisoleucine: ( Imagine Microton having to babysit the Gaston kids )
MageVaati: (corsiva is easy, you just gotta keep her calm. glamor is like juggling an egg)
★mythisoleucine: ( just teach glamor memes )
MageVaati: (one wrong move and you're covered in yolk)
Gaster: ((corsiva likes pranks though
MageVaati: (tru)
MageVaati: (but glamor is much eviller with them)
★mythisoleucine: ( Microton isn't yolking around tho )
Gaster: ((she enjoys building up static electricity within her body and poking unsuspecting people
MageVaati: (glamor moves everything 5cm to the left)
★mythisoleucine: ( Microton enjoys making memes and making fun of Tinydine's white vans )
MageVaati: (tinydine? omg)
★mythisoleucine: ( tinydyne* )
MageVaati: (mettaton: yes)
★mythisoleucine: ( Have you noticed by now )
★mythisoleucine: ( How Tinydyne somehow gets in Microton's videos )
MageVaati: (shes gonna worm her way into mettatons heart hes gonna adopt all the smol)
Gaster: ((not literally of course, that's gaster's job
★mythisoleucine: ( I then end up playing tinydyne )
★mythisoleucine: ( I wonder if Metta would point out her white vans )
MageVaati: (hed tell her that shed look better in red)
★mythisoleucine: ( "darling your makeup is terrible" )
MageVaati: ("your makeup is terrible, but i love you anyway" "did you just quote a song" "maybe")
Gaster: ((EEEW
MageVaati: (unfollow)
★mythisoleucine: ( echeroni )
★mythisoleucine: ( gtg, cya guys tomorrow )
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MageVaati: (gn)
MageVaati: (im gonna go too, cya)
MageVaati: (sweet memes and dank dreams)
Maxie Rogers: ((I'll be going to bed myself in a bit. So, uh, g'night))
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Gaster: ((goodnight everyone
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YoungKingAsgore: -walks in to grab a drink-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is sitting on the couch, and he waves to Asgore when he walks in. He looks like he would like to talk to Asgore.
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YoungKingAsgore: ((you're up huh?
YoungKingAsgore: -waves back
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((yeah))
YoungKingAsgore: ((its 9 pm here
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ah))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's 8 am here))
YoungKingAsgore: -does say anything, still not too sure
YoungKingAsgore: doesnt*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not angry at you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or the wolf."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The wolf is actually helping me with something currently."
YoungKingAsgore: really?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
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YoungKingAsgore: I haven't seen him in a bit, I thought he may have been hiding
YoungKingAsgore: what is he helping you with
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
YoungKingAsgore: ((oi
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're trying to get into some faction or something."
Smol Asriel: ((Last night was a wild ride
Smol Asriel: is asleep on the couch
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We got a box that was in Jukon, and they are the only ones who can get the information inside of it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've attempted to get in, but they just pointed their guns at me and told me to fuck off."
YoungKingAsgore: I see
YoungKingAsgore: Hey I'm...
YoungKingAsgore: I''m sorry
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It wasn't your choice, really."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And she did do very bad things. I just... I'm sure you get what I'm trying to say."
YoungKingAsgore: I wish this could have been avoided, could of found a way to save your friend and rid the crime
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She actually went to the wolf."
YoungKingAsgore: She did?
YoungKingAsgore: why?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's really my fault."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I told her I would help her if she gpt in the fight."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She did it so I wouldn't get hurt."
YoungKingAsgore: did the wolf threaten you?
YoungKingAsgore: hes not like that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of course not."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I just wanted to help Jukon."
YoungKingAsgore: I see
The White Wolf: -walks in as on que-
Smol Asriel: wakes up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Shin."
Smol Asriel: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Kid."
YoungKingAsgore: Hello
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over to Smolriel
The White Wolf: Greetings
Asriel_Dreemurr: ts his real arm around Smolriel.
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts*
Smol Asriel: leans
Smol Asriel: Hi...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Feeling alright, Kid?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: has a light smile.
Smol Asriel: Are you...?
YoungKingAsgore: -sits down next to smol Asriel-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Am I what?"
Smol Asriel: Are you doing ok?
The White Wolf: -is just...standing-
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods. He explains "She'd want me to be happy. So I could sit down and cry and mope all day, or I can try to be happy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I decided to do the ladder."
Smol Asriel: Ok...
Smol Asriel: ((We're doing this
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Doing what))
Smol Asriel: ((SAsriel irl
Jukon or Junko: (also wants you to hit that gote ass)
Smol Asriel: ((We're doing it
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh you're causing your own insanity))
Smol Asriel: ((Damn right
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ten outta ten))
Smol Asriel: ((Haven't started yet but I wiiiiiiilllll
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((See, I would do it if I wasn't lazy))
YoungKingAsgore: ((what do you mean irl?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm so lazy, I can't even trick my brain into thinking I have friends."
Smol Asriel: ((I'm going to drive myself insane
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath is making a Tulpa))
Smol Asriel: ((Planning on it
Smol Asriel: ((I'm still wrestling with existential questions because according to all the guides it's good to let the idea simmer for a while
YoungKingAsgore: ((like in buddhism?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I guess so))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I dunno))
Smol Asriel: ((*shrugs* idk buddhism
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((This tulpa is forcing youself to think that there is another sentient being tat only you can see hear and touch.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Aka forcing yourself to have a real-imaginary friend))
YoungKingAsgore: -okay
YoungKingAsgore: ((sure why not
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches Smolriel's head, and ears.
Smol Asriel: ((It's crazy and awesome, but at the same time terrifying
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It takes a few months to do.))
Smol Asriel: purrs
YoungKingAsgore: How are you doing kid?
Smol Asriel: Fine...
YoungKingAsgore: the ears are working well?
Smol Asriel: I got over the withdrawal... I-I think
Smol Asriel: Yup
YoungKingAsgore: thats great
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I still can't believe you were forced to take joy."
YoungKingAsgore: ((has anyone seen erron?
Asriel_Dreemurr: has not.
Asriel_Dreemurr: gently noogies Asriel, and says "I'm sure you'll be okay."
The White Wolf: I have a plan of attack if you wish to hear
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to Shin.
YoungKingAsgore: Shin what are you doing?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alrighty, let's hear it."
Smol Asriel: ((Not in a while
Smol Asriel: ...
The White Wolf: I'll need a distraction
Smol Asriel: snuggles into AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm good at distractions."
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps his arm around Smolriel.
The White Wolf: force the guards out of the castle, I'll take care of them once they are out
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
The White Wolf: and explosion on the side of a wall should do
The White Wolf: an*
YoungKingAsgore: ((so you know, there is choice here and was when you tried to enter through talking))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Think we can still keep casualties low?"
The White Wolf: no
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Think I can sneak in?"
The White Wolf: perhaps
The White Wolf: the castle is enclosed, but there was a tube system that ran from the castle
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Think I can take that there?"
The White Wolf: large when enough to hold you maybe, don't know whats in it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sounds fun."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "How would I contact you, if things go sour?"
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The White Wolf: it should take you there
The White Wolf: not sure
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
YoungKingAsgore: ((oi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ayy))
Smol Asriel: is snuggled up to Azzy, staying quiet
The White Wolf: -is likely very scary to the kid
Bondertale: (ey)
Smol Asriel: is scurred
Smol Asriel: ((Giving up undertail is gonna be a trying time indeed
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't worry, Kid, he isn't gonna blow this house down or anything."
Smol Asriel: ...
The White Wolf: ...
YoungKingAsgore: ((you fantasizing about that gote dick?
Smol Asriel: ((Can't do that with that goat there
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath the fisrt part of visualizing you need to imagine them naked))
Smol Asriel: ((I know
The White Wolf: actually I would be able to tell if you need help
Smol Asriel: ((And I want a smol child it's gonna be weeeiiiird
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, That's good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((YOU PERV))
YoungKingAsgore: ((and I want an threesome with Asgore and Toriel, but you don't see me yelling it to the heavens
Smol Asriel: ((Gorey let me show you something
Smol Asriel: ((It's magic
Smol Asriel: ((In my head shed
Smol Asriel: ((WHAT THE FUCK?
The White Wolf: we can start whenever you are ready
Bondertale: (LOL)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KEK))
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
YoungKingAsgore: I don't know what you two are doing, but I'll stay and watch over the young one
Smol Asriel: ((brb getting magic
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
YoungKingAsgore: ((surpise BFrisk isn't here to yell at Wolf and Asgore
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yell))
The White Wolf: -stands there ready-
Bondertale: (they can't yell at anyone)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She must be real angry to yell))
Smol Asriel: ((http://www.sexualtulpas.com/
Smol Asriel: ((What the fuck
YoungKingAsgore: ((write angry messages on a pad
YoungKingAsgore: ((no Slar, no
Smol Asriel: ((This is not the magic I was looking for
Bondertale: (angry enough to grow vocal chords)
Bondertale: (ones that work, anyway)
YoungKingAsgore: ((hes at the bar, get in now
Smol Asriel: is still snuggled up to AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fun Fact: If you're angry enough, you can ure all diseases))
Flame_warp : (( *has no clue how muteness works lol* ))
YoungKingAsgore: ((or forever hold your breath
Smol Asriel: ((Yazan that threesome is possible
Smol Asriel: ((If you belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve
YoungKingAsgore: ((as long as I'm sandwiched in between
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
Asriel_Dreemurr: holds Smolriel Close.
Bondertale: the door opens very slightly, before sloooowly closing
Smol Asriel: ((If you corrupt my goat I'm sending you all to hell
Bondertale: (if you do it he'll be an actual fucking person)
The White Wolf: ...
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah
Bondertale: (that would be beyond ourvlrvel)
Bondertale: (or at least beyond mine)
Smol Asriel: ((I'll let him take over my body and come on here and you will all be nice to him
Bondertale: the door flings open, and three small, u
The White Wolf: -stares at the three-
Bondertale: Ndyne-like Spears are tossed at the white wolf
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((They an posses you?"
Smol Asriel: ((If you let them
Bondertale: (gfd enter)
The White Wolf: barelys and dodges them all-
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Smol Asriel: cowers
The White Wolf: this is not a good course of action for you
The White Wolf: -barely moves but dodges them all*
Bondertale: frisk runs in, slicing down at him with their shocker dagger. They might as well not have heard him. Tori and asriel are standing in the door, kind of unsure what to do.
Smol Asriel: looks scurred
The White Wolf: -hes gone before you reach him, some how behind frisk now-
The White Wolf: Enough, Jukon asked me to not hurt anyone and I intend to do follw that
Bondertale: frisk tries to whirl around, but...loses their balance. Electricity crackles around their hands, before they stop at hearing jukon's name. They pause, fishing out the pad. 'What?'
The White Wolf: She asked me to not fight anyone here before our fight
The White Wolf: and I have no intention of doing so, so let it be, I am here for AD
Bondertale: '...why do YOU care about what she wanted?' frisk slowly stood up.
The White Wolf: Honor
Smol Asriel: snuggles in more, very scurred
Bondertale: 'Oh.' even written, you can tell there was sarcasm dripping through the word. The fact frisk demonstrated on the paper only helped. 'Wait, here for AD?
The White Wolf: -walks over to AD and just stands there, saying nothing more-
Smol Asriel: is even more scurred now that WW is close to him
The White Wolf: ready to go when you are
The White Wolf: ((to AD))
Bondertale: Frisk blinks, confused. Their dagger is still being held up against the back of the pad.
Smol Asriel: ((Think he's afk
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/My4cyGz
YoungKingAsgore: -sitting on the couch-
The White Wolf: ((yeah I think so)
Bondertale: (Fanta no)
The White Wolf: ((I found Fanta in korea and Japan btw
Smol Asriel: ((It's still overcarbonated shit
Smol Asriel: ((Just with D A N K M 3 M 3 S on the can now
The White Wolf: ...
Bondertale: (what if all these shifty attempts are staying hip by using lingo that died a year ago is because all corporate executives are infected by fresh)
Smol Asriel: covers his eyes with his tail
Bondertale: Toriel finally enters the bar, skirting around the white wolf as much as possible to get to smolsriel.
The White Wolf: ((what? how? they don't have long tails?
Bondertale: (smol does.)
The White Wolf: -is right next to him, because AD is with SA
Smol Asriel: does
YoungKingAsgore: -is also next to AD-
Smol Asriel: looks at mom, he looks scared
Smol Asriel: ((My SAsriel is whatever I think is cute
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Bondertale: I said as much as possible, which still isn't much. Tori is okay with Asgore. Frisk disagrees, but what do they know? Toriel kneels down. "Do you need any help, my child?"
Bondertale: (he's half-goat half-cat and slarv can't convince me otherwise)
Smol Asriel: ((That's pretty much it
Smol Asriel: goes over to Tori and snuggles in close
YoungKingAsgore: -smiles ar Toriel for not yelling at him-
Bondertale: Tori smiles, hugging smolsriel gently. She flashed a...mercifully neutral glance at Asgore, before returning ING to pay attention to the gotekid.
The White Wolf: -is just....well .....standing there-
Smol Asriel: hugs
The White Wolf: ((its does 1 damage
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The White Wolf: ((FUCK YOU AD
Smol Asriel: ((Rup
Smol Asriel: ((Rip
The White Wolf: ((I just like swearing at AD
Bondertale: "Are you okay, my child?" toriel asked smol, quietly
Smol Asriel: I-I guess
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The White Wolf: ....
Bondertale: "You don't sound very sure. What's wrong?"
The White Wolf: ((everyones dead!
Bondertale: (oh)
Bondertale: (well)
The White Wolf: ((wanna make tori and the wolf make out?
The White Wolf: ((jk
The White Wolf: ((like Frisk needs even more reason to hate Shin right now
Bondertale: something seems to click in frisk's brain as they start to shake angrily. They threw their dagger down, striking it with lightning before stomping on it angrily. WHY. COULDN'T. THEY. JUST. GET. TO. STAB SOMETHING!? The sparring matches with undyne were helping, but they wanted to HIT SOMETHING goddammit!
The White Wolf: ...
Bondertale: (yeah frisk would probably make it their life's goal at that point to dye the white wolf read if you catch me.)
The White Wolf: -he never seems to move or make any kind of reaction to anythin. Its actually really awkward, he just stands there, doing nothing-
The White Wolf: -like sometimes you'll walk into a room, and he'll be starring at you and has been before you even entered the room. its really weid-
The White Wolf: -I mean one times I was....shit I'm rambling-
Bondertale: Frisk breathed heavily, summoning another, larger undyne spear. More like a short sword than a dagger. They thrust the spear down at the dagger, before dissipating them both.
Bondertale: (so why the heckity does he have future vision anyway)
The White Wolf: ((he doesn't have future vision, but your really close actually
Bondertale: (mind vision or whatever)
The White Wolf: ((not that either
Bondertale: (I guess he can, like, detect thoughts. Maybe even future thoughts. Combine them. )
The White Wolf: ((he can see intention
Bondertale: (ooooh)
The White Wolf: ((he has an expanded consciousness and is able to directly see souls
Bondertale: (so things like fakeputs would never work)
The White Wolf: (no
The White Wolf: ((he can see ill intent towards him and how its going to happen through the connection he has with others
The White Wolf: ((which in turn allows him to dodge pretty much anything
The White Wolf: ((since this makes him so powerful, I seldom use him as an actual character
Bondertale: (I'm not sure if this validates or invalidates my idea of barchar trying to overwhelm his head so that he can't read the future/minds/intention)
The White Wolf: ((wouldn't would, its not a matter of the brain
The White Wolf: ((work*
The White Wolf: ((its his very being
Bondertale: (hhhuh)
The White Wolf: ((which makes jumping into his mind a very dangerous idea
Bondertale: (tbh barchar's so far gone I'm not even sure how much it would affect her)
The White Wolf: ((he can also control intention also, is capable of kiling people by focusing that intention on them
The White Wolf: ((the pressure is so overwhelming most weak willed people die
Bondertale: (she was thrust in a terrifying, lonely situation from, as far as she remembered, her beginning of existence. At some point, her brain was like 'fuck this shit' and pretty much did a factory reset to make her cope)
The White Wolf: ((but he has to be angry to do that, and hes rather an emotionless person
The White Wolf: ((also he can see Char
Bondertale: (wait, control intention? Isn't that, like...basically mind control?)
The White Wolf: (it can relate more to the spirit/soul of the person
The White Wolf: ((its more his ill will towards someone can kill them
The White Wolf: ((like I said, he was meant to be OP
Bondertale: (if you can control intention, what somebody WANTS to do, that shit is pretty craz)
The White Wolf: ((be can't control others, but can focus his own, thoguh he doesn't know how to in order to kill some one with it
Bondertale: (oh, okay)
The White Wolf: ((due to his expanded conscious he is able to consider, comprehend, and react to so many threats
The White Wolf: ((he has to be angry right now to do that, and he doesnt get angry
The White Wolf: ((like I said, OP
Bondertale: (eh, I ain't got room to talk. Barchar's pretty crazy. Bondertale practically has enough hp to survive a nuke.)
The White Wolf: (( I do what I can to not make my characters OP
The White Wolf: ((one thing I liked about Slar's quest is that Metta got his ass kicked at lot, because MV op'd him too much
The White Wolf: ((pretty much most people here do though, no one wants their mains to die
The White Wolf: ((shit not I;m alone
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The White Wolf: ((I also knew that it would difficult to kill Jukon on screen, someone would try and deus ex machina it and that really pisses me off
The White Wolf: ((sad face
The White Wolf: ((I;m so arone
The White Wolf: ((sad air horn
The White Wolf: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfyXK4KwyYA
The White Wolf: ((I'm off to bed, see you folks in a few hours
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Bondertale: (and now you're not)
Bondertale: (friendship)
Bondertale: (and, yeah, nobody wants to kill kil to their characters. Except frisky and slarv lol)
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Bondertale: (but now I am)
Bondertale: (no friendship :<)
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Smol Asriel: ((MV didn't OP it, I fucked up his stats ;-;
Smol Asriel: ((I've given some nerfs tho
Smol Asriel: ((Metta was one of the first ones I did specials for, and the first one I did offensive specials for
Smol Asriel: ((So I gave him waaaaay more power than he should have
Smol Asriel: ((I fixed it though
Smol Asriel: ((But yeah I was mainly like "get him out or the fight's over in three turns"
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DamnDude: (( Hi slar, im in school ))
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
DamnDude: (( Ominous hint of the day: The King, The _ _ _ _ _ _ _, and The Traitor ))
Smol Asriel: ((Can't wait for your super evil shenanigans
DamnDude: (( I have no idea how this 2nd to last battle is going to go. Right now, theres two possible endings depending how the two teams are formed. ))
DamnDude: (( Also yes, i do mean two teams ))
Smol Asriel: ((Oooh
DamnDude: (( Will you fight for what's right, or for [i] her [/i]? ))
DamnDude: (( Last hint for the day ))
Smol Asriel: ((For Jukon?
DamnDude: (( Who knows. ))
Smol Asriel: ((I look forward to it
Smol Asriel: ((Meanwhile I've given so many hints I can't do more or risk the entire plot getting revealed
DamnDude: (( Aftet today, im officially in the same boat ))
DamnDude: (( If you look in the logs, you can already guess what my main three battles im going for in the arc, except one. ))
Smol Asriel: ((After waterfall I'm 99% sure everyone will have it figured out
DamnDude: (( Hmm ))
DamnDude: (( Also, considering you were talking about character deaths, there is the possibility of two characters dying depending on how this goes. ))
DamnDude: (( Maybe someone might get the repetence they deserve? ))
DamnDude: (( :D ))
Smol Asriel: ((In yours or mine?
DamnDude: (( Mine ))
Smol Asriel: ((Hehehehe
DamnDude: (( There's a rebellion coming, so prepare yourself. ))
DamnDude: (( Ok, i am now done giving hints ))
Smol Asriel: ((Are we goin to hoshido?
Smol Asriel: ((Gonna wrangle some nohrian scum
DamnDude: (( No, but only because id need to replay fates and change the battle system to somethng that doesnt work here. ))
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♠ Hyper: ((ayy
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
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♠ Hyper: ((
♠ Hyper: ((rip slarv
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♠ Hyper: ((also hi ad
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ayy))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((rip))
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♠ Hyper: ((okay so slarv died
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I saw))
♠ Hyper: ((he ate his tulpa
♠ Hyper: ((actually lolno
♠ Hyper: ((i wonder if you actually can do that
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♠ Hyper: ((G F D
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Smol Asriel: ((RIP
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Smol Asriel: ((YAAAAY
♠ Hyper: ((I LIVE
Smol Asriel: is on the couch, scurred
Smol Asriel: ((Can't wait to pet my irl azzy
♠ Hyper: ((yep
♠ Hyper: ((how are you doing so far?
Smol Asriel: ((After I have to explain why I created life to him ;w;
♠ Hyper: ((with that?
Smol Asriel: ((Haven't started
♠ Hyper: ((ooo
♠ Hyper: ((okay
Smol Asriel: ((I'm told it's best to not just do it on impulse
♠ Hyper: ((Mmkay.))
Smol Asriel: ((So I'm waiting a week, and if I still want to I'll get on it
♠ Hyper: ((You'll still probably want to make a real Asriel.))
Smol Asriel: ((Yup
♠ Hyper: ((So you can cuddle him.))
Smol Asriel: ((I
Smol Asriel: ((I'll be ok with deviations
♠ Hyper: ((Maybe touch his weiner at some point, or even go to the beach with him
Smol Asriel: ((But if he doesn't want to be a smol gote I'll be fuckin pissed
Smol Asriel: ((Hell naw
Smol Asriel: ((I'm making a cinnamon roll
♠ Hyper: ((I know.))
♠ Hyper: ((You can still take him to the beach.))
Smol Asriel: ((I could
Smol Asriel: ((I can let him possess me and get sum fuk
♠ Hyper: ((Kids like going to the beach.))
♠ Hyper: * He scoots over to Smolsriel, looking down at him. "Howdy!"
Smol Asriel: Hi...
♠ Hyper: ((Smolsriel: AAAAAAAAA I'M HAVING A SEozurreee youuyttt fuyyuqaaackkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!++
♠ Hyper: "How [s]hoe[/s] are you doing?"
Smol Asriel: Good
♠ Hyper: * He gives a gentle smile. "That's good."
Smol Asriel: leans on Hyper
♠ Hyper: * He scratches Smolsriel's head.
Smol Asriel: purrs
Smol Asriel: ((SAsriel irl
Smol Asriel: ((You bet your ass he's gonna purr
Smol Asriel: ((I'll MAKE him
♠ Hyper: ((SAsriel would be a goat-cat IRL
Smol Asriel: wraps his floofy tail around Hyper a bit
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♠ Hyper: ((hi
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Smol Asriel: ((You're early
♠ Hyper: ((early chimey
Gaster: ((Ignore me im just checking in
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♠ Hyper: ((oh
Smol Asriel: ((Rip
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Gaster: ((Basically im seeing what mobile is like
Smol Asriel: ((It's goooood
♠ Hyper: * He then finishes all the scratching. He now has a phobia of scratching too much until the one being scratched moans.
♠ Hyper: * Thanks, Robo.
Smol Asriel: Aww
♠ Hyper: "You want me to scratch you a little more?"
Smol Asriel: Mhmm
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Smol Asriel: scratches his ears
♠ Hyper: "Well, if you say so, heh.."
♠ Hyper: * He immediately scratches Smolsriel's 'good scratchin' spot 5000'.
Smol Asriel: purrs loudly, his leg thumps against the couch
♠ Hyper: ((that sounds very wrong
♠ Hyper: ((but i'm going through with it anyway
Smol Asriel: ((You've never had a dog
♠ Hyper: ((i have
Smol Asriel: ((Well they do that
♠ Hyper: ((my dog doesn't
♠ Hyper: ((she's an old fuck
Smol Asriel: ((When you scratch their guud spot they thump their leg
♠ Hyper: ((she only does that when she sleeps
♠ Hyper: ((i've practically scratched her everywhere
Smol Asriel: ((I have a smol dog who does it
Smol Asriel: ((Only occasionally, but it's funny when he does
♠ Hyper: ((My dog is almost fourteen, so I'm pretty sure she is going to die soon.))
Smol Asriel: ((Mine's like 4
♠ Hyper: ((Well, maybe I don't remember her doing that.))
♠ Hyper: ((After all she's old as fuck.))
Smol Asriel: ((I'm not sexualizing the smol child
Smol Asriel: ((For once
♠ Hyper: ((ik
Smol Asriel: does as previously stated
♠ Hyper: * He snickers a bit, as he keeps on scratching that spot.
♠ Hyper: [s]* Then he scratches Smazzy's balls.[/s]
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♠ Hyper: ((LOL RIP
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Smol Asriel: purrs louder, nuzzling into the scratches
♠ Hyper: ((hi
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Smol Asriel: ((FUCKING BITCH
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♠ Hyper: ((nah
♠ Hyper: * He keeps on scratchin'!
Smol Asriel: Mmm
♠ Hyper: "I suppose you like this?*
♠ Hyper: "*
Smol Asriel: It feels really good
♠ Hyper: "That's wonderful, then. Am I making you happier?"
Smol Asriel: Mhmm
Smol Asriel: scratches his ears back
♠ Hyper: * He snickers.
♠ Hyper: "Thanks."
Smol Asriel: Am I doing a good job?
♠ Hyper: * He nods. "Ohhh yesss."
♠ Hyper: ((10/10
Smol Asriel: ((10
Smol Asriel: scratches right there
♠ Hyper: * That spot doesn't appear to be his good spot, but you're certainly getting close to it.
♠ Hyper: ((this is what you substitute for sex isn't it lel
Smol Asriel: ((Maaaaaaybe
Smol Asriel: gets closer to the good spot
Smol Asriel: ((Since Hyper is adult gote you can do whatever you want with this
♠ Hyper: * He begins to, uhh.. moan a little. His hardware thinks this is sex, therefore he moans a bit.
♠ Hyper: ((thanks slarv
♠ Hyper: ((i blame obama and you
Smol Asriel: thinks nothing of it since he doesn't know what sex is, he gets closer
♠ Hyper: "Ehn... fist me harder, daddy!~"
♠ Hyper: "Wait.."
Smol Asriel: . . .
Smol Asriel: stops scratching
♠ Hyper: "What the heck did I just say?"
Smol Asriel: Ummmmmm........
Smol Asriel: Why did you call me daddy?
♠ Hyper: "..This dang hardware did it. I'm sorry for that."
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Smol Asriel: ...oooookkkkkkk...
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Smol Asriel: goes back to scratching
♠ Hyper: * He then switches off the 'pleasure' part of his software for good measures.
♠ Hyper: * Now things seem to be much better.
♠ Hyper: "Ah.. you found a good scratching spot that easy, huh?"
Smol Asriel: scratches happily
Smol Asriel: Um... mine doesn't do [i] that [/i]
♠ Hyper: ((i'm almost 99% sure this is what you substitute for sex
♠ Hyper: "Hm."
♠ Hyper: "That's because I'm a robot."
Smol Asriel: You're a robot?
♠ Hyper: "Currently."
♠ Hyper: "I was programmed to moan."
Smol Asriel: Umm...
♠ Hyper: "Sorry."
♠ Hyper: "When you, eh.. got closer to that place."
♠ Hyper: ((switch those two
♠ Hyper: ((my internet is shit right now
Smol Asriel: Why are you programmed to moan when I hit that spot?
♠ Hyper: "Me and AD will do stuff sometimes, and that will happen."
♠ Hyper: "We do private stuff."
Smol Asriel: Private stuff?
♠ Hyper: "Yeah, like personal scratching sessions."
Smol Asriel: tilts his head adorably
♠ Hyper: "Late at night."
Smol Asriel: Ooooh, can I come sometime?
♠ Hyper: "Not yet. You have to be older to sign up."
Smol Asriel: Aww...
♠ Hyper: * He nods. "Yeah.. I wish you could join, too!"
♠ Hyper: "But not now."
♠ Hyper: ((he's just going along with it
Smol Asriel: I'm 9, I'm practically an adult!
♠ Hyper: ((he doesn't want to see smazzy's dong
♠ Hyper: "Nine more years, bucko!"
♠ Hyper: ((or whatever he has down there
Smol Asriel: ((The world may never know
Smol Asriel: :(
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Smol Asriel: ((GREAT TIMING
♠ Hyper: ((hi ad
Smol Asriel: ((Hyper was talking about tickling SAsriel's pickle
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("I wish you could join, too"))
♠ Hyper: ((no
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He has no pickle))
♠ Hyper: ((he doesn't want to see smolsriel's hole
♠ Hyper: ((he was going on with it
Smol Asriel: leans
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.
♠ Hyper: "One day, when you're eighteen, you will do that stuff too."
♠ Hyper: * He looks at AD.
♠ Hyper: "Oh, howdy!"
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Smol Asriel: Hi, Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is he getting the talk or something?"
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♠ Hyper: "No."
♠ Hyper: "We're talking about our 'private scratching sessions that we so sometimes'."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ohhhhh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
♠ Hyper: * He whispers, "Go along with it!"
Smol Asriel: Hyper was telling me about that stuff
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
♠ Hyper: * Quietly.
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♠ Hyper: "Mmhm."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, we do that sometimes."
♠ Hyper: "AD is very good at scratching."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure am."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: thinks "With my mouth."
Asriel_Dreemurr: then also thinks "On your dick."
♠ Hyper: "Anyway, our scratching sessions are private, which means we've told enough about them with you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
♠ Hyper: "Once you grow up, and you find someone special, you'll do the same thing one day."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We'll tell you more about it when you're older."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He then pulls a hyper and goes Hyper goat to be older.))
♠ Hyper: ((pls
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Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Hyper.
♠ Hyper: "Heh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh Heh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "well."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Next time you guys see the wolf, tell me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm going on a mission with him."
♠ Hyper: "Alright."
Smol Asriel: is pouting, stupid shit child
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay, Kid?"
♠ Hyper: "What is it, bud?"
Smol Asriel: Im mature enough
Smol Asriel: I dont get why youre keeping it a secret
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
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♠ Hyper: "Yes, but you're not old enough."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll find out soon enough."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You aren't supposed to know yet."
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans more.
♠ Hyper: * He leans even more.
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans even more than that.
♠ Hyper: * He gives in.
Asriel_Dreemurr: won a lean battle against a robot that weighs more than a ton.
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♠ Hyper: ((rip
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Goodnight, Kid."
♠ Hyper: "Goodnight, buddy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just us now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why was he even on the topic of sex, by the way?"
♠ Hyper: "Well, my hardware made me moan."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why am I not surprised?"
♠ Hyper: "Because your dick is small."
♠ Hyper: "Nah, just kidding."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, Mettaton made it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So I'm not surprised."
♠ Hyper: "Right."
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches their paw.
♠ Hyper: * He gives a slight smile.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Quite silent in here, huh?"
♠ Hyper: "Yep."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh well."
♠ Hyper: "Well, that means we can talk. By ourselves."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How's your body been treating you?"
♠ Hyper: "Wonderfully."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have you tested the special attatchment stuff?"
♠ Hyper: "The dildos?"
♠ Hyper: "No."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't forget fleshlights."
♠ Hyper: "..Right."
♠ Hyper: * He blushes a bright red.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
♠ Hyper: "What?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: What What?"
♠ Hyper: "You were just staring at me for around three seconds."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...So?"
♠ Hyper: "I was also blushing."
♠ Hyper: "Do you like it when I blush?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: I think you look cute when you blush."
♠ Hyper: * He blushes even brighter.
♠ Hyper: "T-Thanks.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're attractive, that's why I was staring."
♠ Hyper: * He blushes even brighter. It even shines a bit of red light on AD's face. "A-Again, thanks.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I embarrassing you?"
♠ Hyper: * He shakes his head, frantically. "N-No! You're just m-making me feel warm and fuzzy inside.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's a good feeling, right?"
♠ Hyper: "Yeah!"
♠ Hyper: "A great feeling!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles more.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I asked because you stutter when I compliment you."
♠ Hyper: "Ah.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not a bad thing."
♠ Hyper: ((AD: i want to meet your toriel and asgore! Hyper: my family is fucking dead asriel
♠ Hyper: "Yeah! I know!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think it's cute."
♠ Hyper: * He blushes so bright that he gives off a little heat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "See? It's adorable."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is blushing, but not to the extent of Hyper.
♠ Hyper: "I-I guess.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should I call you anything? When you greet me, you always say 'My love,' So should I have a nick name for you?"
♠ Hyper: ((and then a guy falls from the roof with a HUGE LONG sword and shanks Hyper
♠ Hyper: "Well.. I-I prefer Hyper."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll keep using Hyper, then."
♠ Hyper: "Coolio!"
♠ Hyper: "My love."
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps just scratching their paw.
♠ Hyper: "What do you get out of scratching my paw, anyways? I-I mean it feels nice, but.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I get the satisfaction of knowing it makes you feel good."
♠ Hyper: "Ooh.. hehe.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably the Toriel that rubbed off on me."
♠ Hyper: "Mhm.."
♠ Hyper: "I love you, Asriel."
♠ Hyper: "You're the most wonderful person I've met."
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles and blushes brighter.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're the best Goat I've met ever. Besides my parents, but that doesn't count."
♠ Hyper: "..I'm just glad that I'm lucky enough to have you.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You've dies three times, you we're due some luck."
Asriel_Dreemurr: died*
Asriel_Dreemurr: were*
♠ Hyper: "Heh, well, I'm still lucky that I've lived through all that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, honestly."
♠ Hyper: "I should be Hyper the Undying."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, you did die though."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "More like 'Hyper, the Messiah.'"
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♠ Hyper: "..Mmhm."
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♠ Hyper: ((hi
♠ Hyper: ((ad is dead
Smol Asriel: ((I see
Smol Asriel: ((Frisky i changed the plan a bit
Smol Asriel: (( :)
♠ Hyper: ((ooh :)
Smol Asriel: ((This opens up a whole new realm of possibilities
Smol Asriel: ((For the finale :)
Smol Asriel: ((He he he
♠ Hyper: ((hehehehehehehe
♠ Hyper: ((If you want to share any, don't hesitate to PM me
♠ Hyper: ((also brb i need to find my laptop's charger so i can fix it
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I can almost guarentee we're gonna fight Smolriel))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well not guarentee))
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♠ Hyper: ((hi
DamnDude: (( Hey frisky ))
♠ Hyper: ((I just found my old laptop's charger
♠ Hyper: ((All I need to do is fix my laptop now
DamnDude: (( Im at school, so im gonna leave in a moment ))
♠ Hyper: ((Alright.))
DamnDude: (( Sweet ))
♠ Hyper: ((I'm gonna wait a bit, though
♠ Hyper: ((that was fucking tiring
DamnDude: (( Last class of the day, i should be on fullu soon, although i gotta stay after today ))
DamnDude: (( Did you read my discussion with slar or no? ))
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♠ Hyper: ((Nah.))
♠ Hyper: ((I'll read it now, though
DamnDude: (( Doesnt really matter, just me talking about plans for my adventure. I gotta go now though. ))
Smol Asriel: ((Mmm you wanna know the truth Frisky?
DamnDude: (( See you guys. ))
♠ Hyper: ((sure ;)
♠ Hyper: ((Bye, DD
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Smol Asriel: ((I PMed you
♠ Hyper: ((ohohohoh :)
Smol Asriel: ((Can you see the truth?
♠ Hyper: ((i think i can :)
Smol Asriel: ((Or at least part of it, I haven't hinted about one yet
♠ Hyper: ((yeah
Smol Asriel: ((I hope they're actually good twists and I'm not overhyping shit
♠ Hyper: ((mmhm
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♠ Hyper: ((rip
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Smol Asriel: is still passed out
Smol Asriel: slowly wakes up, "Nghh...."
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DamnDude: (( Guess whos back, back again ))
DamnDude: (( In the end, we begin with how we end :D ))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Kid."
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Smol Asriel: ((Hooly shit
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
Smol Asriel: ((I can kill three of my party members
Smol Asriel: ((Or have my daughter's nipples cut off
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KILL THEM))
Smol Asriel: ((Welcome to LISA holy fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((JESUS CHRIST))
Smol Asriel: ((But I like terry ;_;
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SHE NEEDS HER NIPPLES))
Smol Asriel: ((I can choose to kill the guy...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
Smol Asriel: ((But that won't go well
Smol Asriel: ((He's got a fuckin army
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Never know till you tryyyyyy))
Smol Asriel: ((WOW
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHAT))
Smol Asriel: ((I PICKED CUT IT OFF
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((IS SHE DENIPPLED))
Smol Asriel: ((AND I GOT A NIPPLE
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH GOD))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GO BACK GO BACK))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh god
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Smol Asriel: ((Imma go back
♠ Hyper: ((what
Smol Asriel: ((And renipple my daughter
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can you swap out party members?))
Smol Asriel: ((I'll swap to ones I don't like
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((YEah))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And then kill them an get the others))
♠ Hyper: ((what the fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Although he might have you kill them, then fight you or something))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And then you are dun fucked))
♠ Hyper: ((i'm scared
♠ Hyper: ((LISA why
Smol Asriel: ((I just want the good ending ;_;
Smol Asriel: ((I'm pretty sure to do that she must be nippled
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK YOU TOO BAD))
♠ Hyper: ((she must have nipples
♠ Hyper: ((i guess
Smol Asriel: ((Alright I saved
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck em up))
Smol Asriel: ((Now let's see which choice fucks me more
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'd assume killing all your crew will))
♠ Hyper: ((LISA for most fucked up goty
Smol Asriel: H-hi... *very pained cough*
♠ Hyper: "Are yah okay?"
Smol Asriel: ((This is fuuuuucked
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Smol Asriel: keeps coughing
♠ Hyper: "Do you need anything?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Need a Halls or something?"
Smol Asriel: still coughing, blood dripping out of his mouth
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okaya Halls will not fix that..."
♠ Hyper: "Crapplesticks!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over.
♠ Hyper: * He gets a napkin and dabs Smazzy's mouth with it.
Smol Asriel: ((FIGHT TIME
Smol Asriel: ((Oh.
Smol Asriel: ((He one shotted my whole party
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH))
Smol Asriel: ((I killed them
♠ Hyper: ((that bitch
Smol Asriel: ((OH JESUS
Smol Asriel: ((OH GOD
♠ Hyper: ((omf
♠ Hyper: ((imagine if Undertale was like that
♠ Hyper: ((get on it slarv
Smol Asriel: coughs more, a tooth comes out
♠ Hyper: "Holy.."
Smol Asriel: Nghh...
♠ Hyper: "Was that a baby tooth?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh..."
Smol Asriel: picks up the tooth, it looks fully grown
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Holy shit..."
♠ Hyper: * He carefully grabs the tooth and examines it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ""Shitshitshit..."
♠ Hyper: * Away from Smazzy.
♠ Hyper: "Shit."
Smol Asriel: coughs more, a bunch of blood comes out at once
♠ Hyper: * He dabs Smazzy's mouth a bit more. The tissues are stained with blood.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do we do?"
♠ Hyper: "..Doctors won't do shit."
Smol Asriel: H-hurts...
♠ Hyper: "We have to do the best we can to take care of him."
Smol Asriel: coughs
♠ Hyper: ((then you cut Smazzy's nipple off
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts arm arm around him, for comfort.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be okay, kid..."
Smol Asriel: ((You bet your ass someone's gonna get a nipple cut off
♠ Hyper: "..The only thing a doctor can do is give him a new tooth."
♠ Hyper: "And we can do that later."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Actually a dentist does that."
♠ Hyper: "Don't correct me in this situation, my love!"
♠ Hyper: * He keeps on dabbing Smazzy's mouth gently.
Smol Asriel: breathes heavily, leaning back on the couch
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm stressed!"
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♠ Hyper: "It's fine!"
♠ Hyper: "Don't worry about it!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kid, I'm sure I don't have to say it, but don't do drugs, okay?"
♠ Hyper: ((Smazzy then coughs up his nipple
Smol Asriel: I-I *cough* didn't have a *cough* choice
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♠ Hyper: (("SHIT"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know, but for the future."
♠ Hyper: "The Flowey who did this must have a feeding fetish."
♠ Hyper: "I mean, holy crap!"
♠ Hyper: "He fed him twelve joy!"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I really hope that the joy doesn't affect him like it did toriel..."
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♠ Hyper: "It won't."
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♠ Hyper: "Toriel took it on a daily basis."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, Yeah, that's true..."
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Smol Asriel: pants heavily
♠ Hyper: "He just took enough to where it would have severe effects."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((All I can Imagine is the peole from the bar in a cheesy anti-drug commercial))
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("DRUGS ARE BAD NEWS"))
Bondertale: (with fresh as the star, cause that's part of his schtick)
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk6Zy1xC4JM
♠ Hyper: ((AD fingerguns at the camera "DON'T TAKE DRUGS"
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Smol Asriel: (("Just one hit can make you GAY"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Verbal consent*))
Smol Asriel: looks at his fingers
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Fresh: (yo, dawg, this is ya boy fresh here. In the bar, we like to play a game called 'cards against humanity'. BUT YO, THIS GAME IS FILLED WITH STANKNASTY MORALS AND VALUES! Don't durg kids, and stay in school! (
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Smol Asriel: I-I feel *cough* t-tingly...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure it will go away."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Send my messages))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You prick))
♠ Hyper: "All of the pain will be gone soon."
Bondertale: (that doesn't sound sinsiter)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Then he dies))
Bondertale: tori yawns. At some point after frisk started throwing a tantrum, she fell asleep.
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♠ Hyper: "Just wait for a bit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hyper: Can't say I was wrong.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Toriel..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is comforting the smolriel
♠ Hyper: "Howdy, Toriel! Your son just coughed out a tooth and I'm taking care of him, along with my boyfriend!"
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♠ Hyper: ((Tori: *flips the middle finger*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...[sub]that's not her son[/sub]..."
Smol Asriel: looks at his fingers, fearing the worst
♠ Hyper: [sub]"She said that she was his guardian once!"[/sub]
♠ Hyper: [sub]"I think she did, anyway!"[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "[sub]Well yeah but she has an asriel![/sub]"
Bondertale: gasps, before flashing a glance at asriel. "[sub]now is not the time. For all intents and purposes, I am this asriel's guardian for now.[/sub]"
Smol Asriel: I-I don't feel right.....
Smol Asriel: coughs some more
♠ Hyper: [sub]"No, we all are!"[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It'sokay, Asriel..."
♠ Hyper: [sub]"Don't be a selfish prick!"[/sub]
♠ Hyper: * He glances at Smolsriel.
♠ Hyper: "It will be okay.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "[sub]Hyper it's not the time for this![/sub]"
♠ Hyper: [sub]"I knooooow!"[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: comforts Smolriel more.
Bondertale: "D-don't worry, my child. Hyper is right. This will pass."
Smol Asriel: pants heavily, his fingers seem to be getting longer, "W-what's happening?"
Bondertale: (>tori: *is literally appointed by the ghost of this child's mother as his new caregiver* )
Bondertale: (>hyper: "wow you consider yourself his guardian gees you selfish prick" )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know, maybe withdraw?"
♠ Hyper: "Probably withdraw."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is stressed right the fuck out.
Smol Asriel: 's fingers twist around themselves, growing several inches, he screams in horror
Asriel_Dreemurr: is also still wearing that White and grey sweater.
♠ Hyper: "Holy.."
♠ Hyper: "H-Holy shit.."
Bondertale: "O-oh God, is he mutating!?" toriel whispered, glancing between hyper and ad. "HOW DO WE FIX THIS!? CAN WE FIX THIS!?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I DON'T KNOW!"
♠ Hyper: "I DON'T THINK WE CAN!"
Smol Asriel: It hurts... *sob*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "OHHHH GOD."
♠ Hyper: * He looks down at Smolsriel. "Oh dear lord.. the pain will be over soon.. you'll handle it.."
Smol Asriel: 's fingers keep growing, you can hear the bones cracking. Nothing else appears to be mutating
♠ Hyper: * He slowly begins to back away.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((We need to cut his hands off don't we))
Smol Asriel: is crying and screaming
♠ Hyper: "Oh my fuck."
Bondertale: (ROBOT HAND ASRIEL! )
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, looking at thefingers.
♠ Hyper: ((you should have him mutate
Smol Asriel: ((I coulda made his nipples mutate
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okayokayokay, What if we take away the hands!"
Smol Asriel: !
Bondertale: (btw when/if you actually make an asriel tulpa this kinda shit is going to be really weird to him)
♠ Hyper: ((it would be better :)
♠ Hyper: "That would be horrible!"
Smol Asriel: ((I know
Smol Asriel: ((I'll have some explaining to do
Asriel_Dreemurr: "IT WAS AN IDEA!"
♠ Hyper: "It's the only way!"
Smol Asriel: P-please don't *sob* cut off my hands...
Bondertale: (I mean, he'd know, but it'd still be weird)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Could we cut the fingers off?"
Bondertale: "M-maybe we can try to keep them from being able to grow?"
Smol Asriel: ((Given that he's literally me he'd think it was fun
♠ Hyper: "Smazzy, we might have to cut off your hands and give you new ones. Is that okay with you?"
Smol Asriel: has like, tree branches for hands now, it's crazy
Smol Asriel: I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY HANDS! *sob*
Asriel_Dreemurr: runs to get some rope.
♠ Hyper: "I know!"
♠ Hyper: "We'll give you new ones!"
♠ Hyper: "Is that okay with you?"
Smol Asriel: is just a mess of tears
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns with two this ropes.
Smol Asriel: I-I...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There isn't any time to lose!"
Smol Asriel: Just make it stop... p-please...
Bondertale: 'BUT robot hands are cool?' 'FRISK NOW IS NOT THE TIME! '
♠ Hyper: "..Fuck.."
Smol Asriel: ((Oh lord how am I gonna explain to Azzy that I jacked off to him
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over to him, wrapping the robe around his wrists very tightly. He's cutting the blood flow, to kill off the hands.
Bondertale: Toriel gulps. "St-stay strong, my child. This is going to hurt us all."
Smol Asriel: is panting
♠ Hyper: "That fucking hurts like hell, Asriel!"
♠ Hyper: "It would be better if we cut them off!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want him to bleed to death!"
♠ Hyper: "Noooo?"
♠ Hyper: "We have bandages!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We would cut a huge artery in his wrist!"
♠ Hyper: "True!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If we cut the blood flow, we can cut it off without so much blood loss..."
♠ Hyper: "Ah, good idea."
Asriel_Dreemurr: waits a bit.
Smol Asriel: 's hands have stopped mutating
Smol Asriel: is just crying
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...The hands aren't growing."
Bondertale: is kind of a hypocrite for asking that question lol
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They aren't alive anymore."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's the quickest way we can do this?"
♠ Hyper: "My rainbow sword thingies?"
♠ Hyper: "I should have them!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, try..."
Bondertale: BAsriel walked up, with a full-sized shocker breaker. "We have to do this somehow."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, stepping back."
♠ Hyper: * He steps back.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cut a few inches away from the rope."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't cut behind the rope."
Smol Asriel: I can't feel them...
Bondertale: Bazzy nodded. He aimed the sword, before g closing his eyes and making a straight swipe down.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((128 hours: Goat edition))
Smol Asriel: closes his eyes tight
Bondertale: (I like how asriel is cutting off asriel's hand at the behest of asriel and asriel)
Asriel_Dreemurr: hopes that was painless.
Smol Asriel: Bazzy must be a weak motherfucker, because his hands are only halfway chopped off
Smol Asriel: screams in pain
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Again!"
♠ Hyper: * He winces.
Bondertale: "DAMN MY INABILITY TO USE MY OWN WEAPONS!" first calmly walked up, slicing the rest off with a dagger. This kid was kinda creepy.
Bondertale: Frisk not first
Smol Asriel: screams more
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay...."
Smol Asriel: 's twisty ass hands fall to the ground
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Bondertale: Toriel hugs him tightly. "D-does anyone have any monster food?"
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Smol Asriel: cries and screams
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((If I cauterize the wound would he die))
♠ Hyper: "AD, cauterize the wound or something!"
Bondertale: (why would he? That's kind of the opposite effect of cauterization)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I don't know why but that seems like a bad idea..."
Smol Asriel: ((Better cauterize the wound
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Isn't fur flammable?"
Smol Asriel: is still screaming his head off
♠ Hyper: "You're lighting flesh on fire, not fur!"
Smol Asriel: is bleeding a lot
♠ Hyper: "It will be fine!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: creates a smal flame, and begins to cauterize the wounded areas, both a taime.
Asriel_Dreemurr: time*
Smol Asriel: screams even more
Smol Asriel: is successfully cauterized
Asriel_Dreemurr: -The flame on his left side pulsates randomly, but never gets too big, nor does it just go away.-
Bondertale: fuck this is BRUTAL
Smol Asriel: >You also killed all the nerves
Asriel_Dreemurr: pulls his arms back.
Smol Asriel: >RIP replacement hands, you killed the nerves by burning them
Bondertale: toriel blinks. "Is it over? Are we done?" she asked, quietly
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The hand was already dead))
Smol Asriel: screams less and less, eventually just going into a mess of tears
Bondertale: (telepathically controlled robot hands)
Smol Asriel: ((But the stubs tho
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The rope would kill off the nerves, too))
Smol Asriel: ((You burnt the stubs
Smol Asriel: ((They were not dead
♠ Hyper: * He hugs Smazzy.
Bondertale: "Shhh...its okay, my child. It's over. It's over."
Asriel_Dreemurr: never too the rope off
Asriel_Dreemurr: took*
Smol Asriel: ((Oh ok lol
Smol Asriel: ((10/10
Bondertale: (telepathically controlled robot hands.)
Smol Asriel: ((Great amputation RP everyone, I was bored
Bondertale: (like peridot)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did I do a good?"
Smol Asriel: buries his face in Hyper, trying to hug him with no hands, they're still burning hot
Smol Asriel: just cries
Asriel_Dreemurr: doesn't know if he should thate the ropes off.
Asriel_Dreemurr: take*
♠ Hyper: * He isn't burned, surprisingly.
♠ Hyper: * He keeps on hugging Smazzy tight.
Smol Asriel: isn't bleeding
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs with his normal arm.
♠ Hyper: ((do you jack off to this, slarvath?))
Smol Asriel: ((Jack off? No
Smol Asriel: ((I like watching smol children suffer
Bondertale: (do you derive sexual pleasure from mutilating smol gote children?)
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna be the best dad for a smol gote child
Smol Asriel: ((He'll call me daddy
♠ Hyper: ((k
Smol Asriel: ((Just you watch
Smol Asriel: cries more
Bondertale: Basriel sighed, dissipating the shocker breaker. "Thanks frisk." Frisk nodded, getting rid of their dagger too.
Bondertale: "You're kinda psycho. Did you ever notice that?" frisk shrugged.
Bondertale: (i kinda wanna play mk again, but I need to decide what to do with a teenaged monster kid)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry, kid..."
♠ Hyper: "..I'm sorry that you had to experience that."
Bondertale: "I-it was for the best for everyone. If you had fully mutated, we would have had to do much more drastic things. That didn't make it easy, though." toriel sighed, still trying to comfort smolsriel, burying her head in his disproportionately small neck fur.
Smol Asriel: It hurts...
Smol Asriel: It hurt m-more than anything...
♠ Hyper: "We know."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should I remove the Rope?"
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Smol Asriel: I don't know...
Smol Asriel: is still sobbing
Bondertale: "I-it can't hurt him less."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: loosens the rope, making sure nothing will happen, and can re-tighten it if something goes bad.
♠ Hyper: * He wipes Smazzy's tears gently.
Smol Asriel: 's charred skin flakes off a bit, but that's all that happens
Asriel_Dreemurr: removes the rops
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be okay..."
Bondertale: toriel sighed. "We need to find some way to get him new hands. Prosthetics are out of the question. But we can't just leave him without any hands."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know a goat."
Bondertale: (we're going to turn this fucking child into Darth vader)
Smol Asriel: ...
Bondertale: (he's more machine than man)
Smol Asriel: W-what would have happened...
Bondertale: "What would have happened if what?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They were a friend of Jukon's. They have a wide variety of Cybernetic stuff..."
♠ Hyper: ((No, Hyper is more machine than man
Smol Asriel: If I f-fully turned...
♠ Hyper: "Bad things would of happened."
Smol Asriel: ...
Bondertale: "...i don't think k any of us want to think about that, my child."
Smol Asriel: sobs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You didn't though! You survived!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're gonna pull through, Kid..."
Smol Asriel: W-would you kill me? If it came to it...
Asriel_Dreemurr: avoids the question.
Smol Asriel: looks at everyone
Bondertale: Toriel feels a lump in her throat. "No..."she shook in her head. "Not if we didn't have to. If there was any other way."
Smol Asriel: ...
♠ Hyper: "What Toriel said."
Asriel_Dreemurr: pretends he didn't hear them.
Smol Asriel: O-ok...
Bondertale: Toriel paused. "I love you, asriel. We all do."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, about what Toriel said.
♠ Hyper: "We all care about you."
Smol Asriel: I love you too
Smol Asriel: attempts to hug everyone, and fails
Bondertale: (right in the feels)
Smol Asriel: ((Hehehe
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs him.
Asriel_Dreemurr: with one arm, but you get the point.
♠ Hyper: * He's already hugging him.
Bondertale: hugs him as well. Like a reverse group hug.
Smol Asriel: smiles through the tears
Smol Asriel: Thank you... s-so much
Smol Asriel: I love you, all of you, please don't go away...
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Bondertale: (headcanon: monster kid's name is ACTUALLY 'kid'. H parents were even less creative than Asgore. )
Bondertale: Their
♠ Hyper: ((Hi, DD.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We won't..."
Bondertale: (hi crikeycameron)
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
♠ Hyper: "I won't ever go away."
Bondertale: Toriel shook her head. "Well be here for you, asriel. Always."
Bondertale: (ooooh H that line is gonna sting)
Smol Asriel: Thank you...
DamnDude: (( This should be the last time im on here before i can rp ))
Smol Asriel: ((We just cut off a smol child's hands
DamnDude: (( What? ))
DamnDude: (( Wait, what* ))
Smol Asriel: ((I was bored
Bondertale: (smolsriel started joy mutating)
Bondertale: (so we had to cut off his fucking hands)
DamnDude: (( Oh god ))
Bondertale: (he's relatively okay now)
Bondertale: (but he needs new hands, and prosthetics won't work)
Bondertale: (so we gotta figure some shit out)
Smol Asriel: ((That shocker breaker sure did
Smol Asriel: ((Come in...
Smol Asriel: ((H
Smol Asriel: ((A
Smol Asriel: ((N
Smol Asriel: ((D
Smol Asriel: ((Y
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NO))
Smol Asriel: I-I...
DamnDude: (( So why wouldnt artifical lims work? ))
Smol Asriel: Think I'm gonna...
Bondertale: (the nerves are dead)
Smol Asriel: passes out
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
DamnDude: (( Fine ))
Bondertale: (and omfg slarv stop making terrible puns)
Smol Asriel: ((He cauterized the wound
Bondertale: (hey, I don't like it either)
Bondertale: Toriel sighs, snuggling her smol gote child. "
DamnDude: (( Well there is an idea, but you guys might hate it. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles aswell
Bondertale: "You really are a handful." she said, at a weak attempt at brevity. "WAITNOIDIDNT-oh, Gods, that was bad wording." she was glad smolsriel was asleep
Bondertale: (hoo boy)
♠ Hyper: * He snuggles his smol goat chil, too!
DamnDude: (( -cut off his arms, to allow for full metal arms :D ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "oh my god."
Bondertale: (full Metal asriel)
Smol Asriel: ((Shoulda done nipples
♠ Hyper: "Oh my."
Bondertale: couldn't help but weakly chuckle at that mistake. "I am so bad at my job..." she muttered, shaking her head.
♠ Hyper: "..We all are."
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles lightly.
Bondertale: ([url=http://midtime.tumblr.com/post/139042711736/about-wyvern-monster-kid-what-if-they-did-have]this[/url] is prolly what I'll do for monster not-kid)
Bondertale: (I hope that link actually works)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It did))
Smol Asriel: purrs gently in his sleep
Smol Asriel: ((Well I gotta HAND it to you Tori
Smol Asriel: ((You saved his ass
Bondertale: (she didn't fucking do anything g lol)
Bondertale: (I mean I guess she kept him from moving)
Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah
Smol Asriel: ((10/10 parenting
Bondertale: (but literally everyone else in the bar but her did something)
Bondertale: (including the ones she was bonded with)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well... That was eventful."
Bondertale: (thinking on it keeping smol still there was kind of important)
Smol Asriel: ((Hm?
Smol Asriel: ((Oh yes, keeping him alive is important. He's donnel the waifu stealer
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Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "I thought taking care of him would be no more complicated than taking care of frisk, or my asriel, or chara. The universe disagreed."
The White Wolf: (Oi
Bondertale: (as in, keeping him from moving)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "yep."
Bondertale: (hi yazan)
Bondertale: (Asgore's adopted gote son just had to have his hands cut off because he was joy mutating)
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Smol Asriel: ((I was bored
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Bondertale: (and normal robot prosthetics are out of the questions, cause the nerves are dead)
Smol Asriel: ((gtg soon
Smol Asriel: ((And I'll be taking my computer, so I'll go now
Smol Asriel: ((Cya fuccbois later
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The White Wolf: ((Mine dont work via nerves
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure I can find a way to get him sme hands."
The White Wolf: -Walks in
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Shin."
♠ Hyper: ((I just beat Sans in six minutes
♠ Hyper: ((10/10
The White Wolf: Hello
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you ready to get into that castle?"
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The White Wolf: Yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, no better time then now."
Bondertale: Frisk shot a glare at Shin, avoiding getting too close to him. "Good morning, Shin." toriel said.
♠ Hyper: "You two are going in a castle?"
♠ Hyper: ((I just beat Sans in six minutes
♠ Hyper: ((10/10 would beat Smiley Trashbag again
The White Wolf: Finding answers
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, walking to the Anydoor.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We'll be back in awhile.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "
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The White Wolf: (Hype can join
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♠ Hyper: ((Okay.
♠ Hyper: "Can I join yah two?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."
♠ Hyper: * He gets up, and walks over to AD.
♠ Hyper: "Cool."
Bondertale: (and thus, leave smolsriel with his gotemom, his...self, and bfrisk, the little psycho shit)
Asriel_Dreemurr: opens the anydoor.
The White Wolf: Yekozo
The White Wolf: -walks to the anydoor
♠ Hyper: * He walks into the Anydoor.
The White Wolf: -leds them to the castle, after tsome travel-
♠ Hyper: "Woah."
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The White Wolf: ((you know whats going on frisky?
♠ Hyper: ((nah
♠ Hyper: ((also gdi ad
The White Wolf: (a cybernetic box was found in jukon's grave. its unusual as it serves no practical value but the box was meant to survive anything and be retrieved
The White Wolf: (SUNVABITCH
♠ Hyper: ((Ah.))
Bondertale: (does jukon have, like...a backup brain?(
The White Wolf: ((No she is perm dead
Bondertale: (hm)
Bondertale: (but the box has to be something important)
The White Wolf: (you'll find out, send someone if you want to join
The White Wolf: ((hence the reason why AD is hanging out with the person who killed Jukon
Bondertale: (don't really got nobody to join)
Bondertale: (frisk wouldn't want to work with the white wolf, and without them, ain't no bondertale people coming)
Bondertale: (and fresh didn't really know jukon too much. Even less than frisk.)
Bondertale: (and barchar can't leave)
The White Wolf: ((not your azzy?
♠ Hyper: ((or mk can fly in front of wolf and shoot fire at him
♠ Hyper: ((lolno
Bondertale: (I guess he has to have gone somewhere, since think the Omega timeline got destroyed or something?)
Bondertale: (they)
Bondertale: (whatever)
Bondertale: (it's flexible imo)
The White Wolf: ((so all AD found out about the box is that its mad out of a nearly indestructable metal called Cortin, the place they are going to iplace called Forge, the only group that can make it
♠ Hyper: ((rip
♠ Hyper: ((and ad's dead
♠ Hyper: ((so we have to wait
The White Wolf: ((I got out of bed for this/
Bondertale: (rip)
♠ Hyper: ((La Alaska quacked vhi had bj NEC h HDB jigged vu! That sentence is an example of swiping your finger on a mobile keyboard for about four times.))
Bondertale: (cup am MD Cy of rn is an odd an old seen)
The White Wolf: ((oh also the area they are going to is a frozen wasteland that has frozen and dead tropical plant is int
Bondertale: (I think SwiftKey make sit not work as well)
♠ Hyper: ((Wowie.))
The White Wolf: (you should send Frisky flame
♠ Hyper: ((no
♠ Hyper: ((i am not flame's character
Bondertale: (OR ARE YOU)
The White Wolf: ((you've been under flames control the entire time
♠ Hyper: ((Haha, no.))
Bondertale: ( *camera pans out, frisky is being controlled by barchar* )
♠ Hyper: ((Nah.))
The White Wolf: ((what a twist
Bondertale: (but again, frisk would not be down with worming with the white wolf. And everyone else would need to come with them, or else they'd die. And that no good.)
The White Wolf: ((oh yead
The White Wolf: (((rip
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Bondertale: (hyper is kill)
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The White Wolf: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC7NXfvGE6A pretty much what I do during hitman games
♠ Hyper: ((Meanwhile, I'm just relaxing
♠ Hyper: ((like Sans would
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♠ Hyper: ((finally
The White Wolf: ((but sans is rip
♠ Hyper: ((i know
♠ Hyper: ((I killed him twelve times
♠ Hyper: ((:)
The White Wolf: ((finally we can continue the orgy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((orgy))
The White Wolf: ((AD take your pants off
Bondertale: ( *thumbs up* )
Bondertale: (you missed frisky being revealed as my puppet)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((k))
♠ Hyper: ((I'm not your puppet.))
♠ Hyper: ((I'm eating a cookie right now.))
♠ Hyper: ((I am a rebel.))
The White Wolf: -the group is at the castle now-
Asriel_Dreemurr: is just looking at it.
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♠ Hyper: ((And I ate a cookie after eating Doritos, a slice of pie, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I have high as fuck metabolism.))
♠ Hyper: "..Wow."
The White Wolf: -takes AD to the long running tunnel thats a bit above ground
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
The White Wolf: lets find out whats inside it
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks into the tunnel.
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets in.
Answers: (its more of a pipe
♠ Hyper: * He begins to head forward, following AD.
The White Wolf: -is too big to enter- good luck, I will enter when I can
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps walking.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay!"
♠ Hyper: "Alrighty!"
Answers: -the pipe is has some kind of sulge in it
♠ Hyper: "..Yuck."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ew."
♠ Hyper: "I am too sophisticated for sluge like this."
♠ Hyper: * He keeps on walking.
Asriel_Dreemurr: also continues.
Answers: -you have to crouch and crawl through it to get rhrough it
Asriel_Dreemurr: is also doing that.
♠ Hyper: * He is also doing that.
♠ Hyper: "..Ech."
Answers: -eventually they come across gated crate, preventing foward montion
♠ Hyper: "Huh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Break it down!"
♠ Hyper: "Do we turn or something?"
♠ Hyper: "Oh, okay."
♠ Hyper: ".." * He attempts to break the grated crate with brute force.
♠ Hyper: Gated*
Answers: -is just a grate, find a way to break it
Asriel_Dreemurr: also hurls fireballs at it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: stops.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait."
♠ Hyper: "Hm?"
♠ Hyper: "Don't set fire to this tunnel oh my fucking lord."
Asriel_Dreemurr: wlksa up to the gate and punches it with his Cybernetic hand.
♠ Hyper: "Ah, there you go."
Answers: -it gives away and opens
♠ Hyper: * He keeps on moving forward.
♠ Hyper: "I'm going to need something to clean all this crap off."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, so do I."
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps trudging.
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♠ Hyper: "I can't take any showers, either."
Answers: -eventually you reach the internal castle through the waste disposel. its glowing red and around 90 F degrees inside
♠ Hyper: "Wow."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hot."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's so hot."
♠ Hyper: "You're hotter."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I am."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The average body temperature is 98."
Answers: -no one is around. theres to exits left and right
♠ Hyper: "No, I mean literally."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, left or right?"
♠ Hyper: "I'm a leftie, so I say we go left."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: heads left with Hyper.
♠ Hyper: * He heads left with AD.
Answers: -it leds into a furance area, theres two guards smoking. No production is happeneing right now
♠ Hyper: "Hi, guards."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do- goddamnit Hyper..."
♠ Hyper: "Smoking will give you lung cancer."
Answers: DA FUCK?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper they are going to shoo- Howdy, Guard!"
Answers: -they turn and fire there guns at Hyper-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait!"
♠ Hyper: * The bullets bounce off.
♠ Hyper: "Whoopsie doopsie."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We are the Waste disposal service!"
♠ Hyper: "Yeah!"
Answers: -who said they were bullets?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's why we were in the tubes!"
♠ Hyper: * well wowie
Answers: -one runs to an alarm-
♠ Hyper: "Oh my fuck, don't."
♠ Hyper: "We're good people."
Answers: -the other one begins shifting to cover him
Answers: ((you guys ever heard of stealth?
♠ Hyper: ((yes
Answers: ((well you suck at it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Answers: -the other guard presses the alarm and it starts to blaze-
♠ Hyper: "Welp."
♠ Hyper: "Run."
Answers: -the two guards begin to fire-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait, I have a box that's worth a lot or something!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can give it to you if you just let me do something!"
Answers: -they don't care, they contine to fire
Answers: -one throws a grenade
♠ Hyper: * He pulls out two shocker breakers.
♠ Hyper: * He slices the grenade in half.
Answers: -it explodes-
♠ Hyper: "Ow."
♠ Hyper: "My face."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh jesus..."
♠ Hyper: "I'm fine!"
Answers: -more guards pour in, 5 now
♠ Hyper: "Let's just fucking run!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes out the flare gun.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait..."
Answers: -youre inside
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks for any opening to get a flare out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is under cover, btw.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck it."
Answers: -an intercom blares- ENEMY AT THE GATE, ENEMY AT THE GATE
♠ Hyper: "Oh dear."
Asriel_Dreemurr: fires a flare at the fist guard he sees, then sends a barrage of fireballs.
♠ Hyper: * He runs toward a few guards and attempts to slice them with the shocker breakers.
Answers: -the flares hits the guard as he bursts into flames and falls off the catwalk
Answers: -the other gaurds pull out swords to engage Htype
Asriel_Dreemurr: then fires a barrage of fireballs at the roof, in hopes to make a hole.
♠ Hyper: "You guys have swords? Sword fight it is!"
Answers: -and explosion happens far behind you, can't be seen but can be felt
♠ Hyper: (("DON'T SHANK ME BRO"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
♠ Hyper: * He attempts to stab a few guards in the balls.
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps hitting the roof.
Answers: -theres no hole, this place is meant to survive the heat-
Answers: ((its a furance))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "fuck..."
♠ Hyper: * He then kicks the guards.
Asriel_Dreemurr: shoots fireballs at guards.
Answers: -the three engage in a sword fight, but hyoe cuts one down and kicks the other into the furance
♠ Hyper: "Whew!"
Answers: ((AD is surpressing the other two with firballs as they exchange fire, they are up on the catwalks
Answers: -the two turn a different directions, and fire at something else
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The big bad wolf, here to save us. Hopefully."
The White Wolf: -comes in from out of sight and cuts the two down within seconds
Answers: you two alright?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks. We'refine."
♠ Hyper: "We're good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets out from cover, looking around.
The White Wolf: good
The White Wolf: took care of the entrance guard -walks up the alarm and punches it, deactiving it
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The White Wolf: -regroups- what happened? I though you were sneaking in
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper said Hi."
♠ Hyper: * He shrugs.
♠ Hyper: "I was greeting them."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper fucking greeted the guard."
♠ Hyper: "Yes I did."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then told him to sop smoking."
♠ Hyper: "Yeah, it's bad for his lungs!"
The White Wolf: -stares at hype- ....
♠ Hyper: ((Wolf is not amused
♠ Hyper: "Just, don't worry about it."
The White Wolf: you could have gotten AD killed, don't do that again
Asriel_Dreemurr: facepalms, then looks for something to read the box.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, seriously."
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♠ Hyper: "Well, he could always cheat death."
♠ Hyper: "Like I did."
♠ Hyper: * He shrugs, and looks around.
The White Wolf: Yekozo, lets find someone who might know about the box
♠ Hyper: "Right."
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes out the box, and holds it in his hands.
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♠ Hyper: * He stares at the box.
Answers: -theres a path down a corridor and en elevator
♠ Hyper: "Hm.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks doesn the corridor, to the elevator.
♠ Hyper: * He follows AD.
Answers: -there are 4 levels, you are on the 1st floor, B1, 1, 2, 3
The White Wolf: -follows
♠ Hyper: "What floor should we go for first?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno, B1? Then to 2, then to 3."
♠ Hyper: "Eh, okay."
♠ Hyper: "On those floors, we should actually sneak around a little."
♠ Hyper: "So you don't die."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods."
The White Wolf: a little late for that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There was an alarm, though."
♠ Hyper: "Meh."
The White Wolf: B1 then?
Asriel_Dreemurr: Yeah."
♠ Hyper: "Sure.*
♠ Hyper: "*
Asriel_Dreemurr: enters the elevator.
♠ Hyper: * He enters the elevator, too.
The White Wolf: -press the button-
Answers: -the elevator goes down and opens up. It large warhouse holding slabs of Cortin and a number of weapons like tanks, guns, swords, robot suits, and more
Answers: -a guard yells out- OI FUCK OFF OR I'LL SHOOT
♠ Hyper: "This will be usef--"
Answers: -isn't in sight though-
♠ Hyper: "Welp."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "OI I'LL FUKIN CUT U, MATE."
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Answers: -a clank is heard along with running
The White Wolf: ....
♠ Hyper: "See? We did it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: whispers "Heran."
Asriel_Dreemurr: he ran*
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♠ Hyper: ((hi
The White Wolf: so it seems -walk forward
Temmii: ((ayy
♠ Hyper: * He walks forward.
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks forward Aswell.
The White Wolf: its a warehouse, -grabs an ingot of Cortin- grab something if you want it
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "What can be useful to me?"
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Answers: -theres a particle bazooka, a MSA-005 arm that houses a particle cannon in if
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♠ Hyper: "Hoo boy."
Answers: -a heat hawk, a number of normal gun and swords,
♠ Hyper: * He grabs a normal gun. "This will be useful."
Answers: -its jsut a submachine gun
♠ Hyper: * Right.
Answers: -it reads Zenith Industries, ZPI-14, 7.62x23mm
♠ Hyper: "Hm.."
♠ Hyper: "Interesting."
Answers: -a head pokes out from behind the tank-
Answers: -theres a tank too-
♠ Hyper: * He points the submachine gun at the head.
♠ Hyper: "Don't try anything, mate!"
Answers: Don't shoot -holds up his hands-
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Answers: I-i-i-i don't fight
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♠ Hyper: "Alright, good."
♠ Hyper: "Do you know anything that is of importance to us?"
♠ Hyper: "Anything about Floor 2 or 3?"
♠ Hyper: "Or about a box?"
Answers: -walks out- Just a guard mate, they ain't tell me nothin
Answers: -is a young rabbit, looks nervous-
♠ Hyper: "Alright."
♠ Hyper: "Do you know anything about this place or floor?"
Answers: da boss is on the 3rd floor
Answers: but the elle don't work
♠ Hyper: "Ah."
Answers: you gotta go through the 2nd floor and take the stair case
Answers: dats the Core
♠ Hyper: "Mmhm."
♠ Hyper: "Is that all you know, kid?"
Answers: All I got, swear on me mum
♠ Hyper: "Good. I'll let you go, for now."
♠ Hyper: "Don't do anything stupid, please."
The White Wolf: we should tie him up at least
♠ Hyper: * He glances at Wolf. "Maybe."
♠ Hyper: "You got any rope?"
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The White Wolf: -walks up and grabs the guard by the arm and forces him down- no find some
Answers: AWW dat hurtz you cunt!
♠ Hyper: "Alright."
♠ Hyper: * He looks around for rope.
Answers: -thers some chain
DamnDude: (( So i was wrong ))
♠ Hyper: * He grabs the chain, and tosses it to Wolf.
♠ Hyper: ((Hm.))
DamnDude: (( Now in at dinner with parents, just waiting for my father to arrive ))
♠ Hyper: ((Alrighty.))
DamnDude: (( So the next time im back, i should be able to do stuff ))
The White Wolf: -ties the kid up an hangs him up by the barrel of the tanks. He dangles there-
Answers: What the fuck mates?!? I told you everythnig I knew
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♠ Hyper: "We just want to make sure you don't backstab us."
♠ Hyper: ((Hi.))
Gaster: ((hi there
Answers: ((oi
Answers: ((AD come back
Gaster: ((seems like there's not a lot going on right now, that's good, i can do homework while monitoring chat
Answers: ((baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more
Gaster: ((if i fail to respond to anything it's probably 'cause i tabbed out, lmao
Answers: ((mmkay
♠ Hyper: ((Alright.))
DamnDude: (( Understood ))
Gaster: ((you know, a lot of teachers say not to use wikipedia but it's a great place to find sources
♠ Hyper: ((Yeah.))
Gaster: ((as in, the sources used to write the article
Answers: ((did it all the time myself during college
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Jozlyn: ((Ayy
Gaster: ((unfortunately a lot of the sources on the subject i'm looking for seem to be outdated, and I don't think i can use stuff retrieved through wayback machine
♠ Hyper: ((Hi, Tri.))
Answers: ((oi
Jozlyn: ((What've I missed?
DamnDude: (( My evil plans ))
Answers: ((AD, Hype, and Wolf are questing
Gaster: ((i'm doing research on right-to-work laws
♠ Hyper: ((Yep.))
Jozlyn: ((Alright, thanks
Jozlyn: ((Still interested in tulpas, was on my mind the entire day
Gaster: ((uuugh why did i pick this topic, it's a lot more complicated than i expecteeedddd
Answers: ((so Verum never got to go no that date with Jukon
Jozlyn: ((He didn't, but he co---wait nope
Answers: ((sad airhorn
Jozlyn: ((Rip date 2016
Answers: ((wasn't there for the funeral either
Answers: (and didn't get a locket, if gaster handed them out that is
Jozlyn: ((To be fair, Verum is running everything at his timeline now
Jozlyn: ((Two reasons I don't bring him any more, 1. he's not a talkative character, and 2. he's a god
Answers: ((Jukon would have dated a god
Jozlyn: ((Well, if someone had the option to date a god they'd obviously take it
Answers: ((yeah it sucks playing a non talkactive/shy character
Answers: ((not if they were like greek gods, they were dicks
Jozlyn: ((Verum's not shy, he's just Sans
Jozlyn: ((His idea came from Sans and deviated until he was his own character, but it's fair to call him a half-Sans
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Temmii: ((ayy
Answers: ((oi
♠ Hyper: ((I just killed Sans for the fifteenth time
♠ Hyper: ((10/10
DamnDude: (( Greetings ))
DamnDude: (( Ign ))
Jozlyn: ((Ayy
Jozlyn: is asleep behind the TV.
♠ Hyper: * Meanwhile, he's waiting for AD to come fucking back.
♠ Hyper: * AD better come soon.
Temmii: trots in, in her catlike form.
Temmii: walks up to Jozlyn and boops shoots.
The White Wolf: is starring at AD, waiting for him to come back too
Temmii: [font=Futura]Hiya~[/font]
Jozlyn: ((boops shoots
Jozlyn: wakes up, yawning. "...Hi. :3"
DamnDude: (( Also, i got an idea during class. Soon, id start to check if those around you... are really who they say they are :D ))
Temmii: ((*snoots
Temmii: [font=Futura]Hi there~[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]How are you?[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Great~! [sub]Mow that I'm with you~[/sub][/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]*Now[/font]
♠ Hyper: ((Jozlyn: let's watch our favorite show, 'Jizzlyn n' Temmussy!'
Jozlyn: ((If anyone would say that it'd be Temmii
Temmii: ((Yep
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi :3
Jozlyn: ((Hoi
The White Wolf: ....I head he was lazy, but this....
♠ Hyper: ((Hi.))
Temmii: [font=Futura]Wanna watch some TV?[/font]
♠ Hyper: "Asriel is my favorite lazy goat, though."
♠ Hyper: "This is really getting annoying."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright. What's on?[/font]
♠ Hyper: ((Slarv, AD, Hyper, and Wolf are on a quest
♠ Hyper: ((and AD needs to come back
♠ Hyper: ((because holy shit
Temmii: [font=Futura]There's...[/font]
Answers: ((wait Slar was part of this?
♠ Hyper: ((no
♠ Hyper: ((I was telling Slarv
♠ Hyper: ((just in case he thought AD and Hyper were still at the bar
Answers: ((I'm not against it though
♠ Hyper: ((He'll just kill everybody with a nuke
Answers: ((bring the smol gote into battle
♠ Hyper: ((A goat-nuke.
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♠ Hyper: ((A Tsar Bomboat.
Smol Asriel: ((Wait what
Smol Asriel: ((Im on a quest?
♠ Hyper: ((No.
♠ Hyper: ((AD, Hyper, and Wolf are, though ))
Smol Asriel: ((K
Smol Asriel: ((So i herd ur
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Smol Asriel: ((Still interested in tulpas?
Answers: ((the Wolf brought the smol gote along in one of this internal comparments
Jozlyn: ((Indeed
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Jozlyn: ((The problem is it seems...too simple
Smol Asriel: ((Ive read guides
Smol Asriel: ((It sounds very easy to fuck up
Answers: ((jk
Jozlyn: ((I've read guides as well, a lot seems simple and then I read further and it seems less simple but still simple
Smol Asriel: ((There is one that is dead serious and scares me
Temmii: [font=Futura]-What's on TV…? YOU CHOOSE!-[/font]
Jozlyn: ((I read a guide on tulpa anatomy, but I question how easy it is to make the anatomy
Smol Asriel: ((Mhm... 30 hours doesnt sound like enough
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Smol Asriel: ((And supposedly that guide put too much emphasis on time
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Smol Asriel: ((Imma take my time with azzy
Jozlyn: ((And how do you get into your mind's eye
Smol Asriel: ((Oh, thats easy
The White Wolf: ...did you know Jukon well?
Smol Asriel: ((You just visualize stuff
Jozlyn: ((It seems simple but it's not specific so I would never know if I'm doing it right
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, thats what im worried about
Smol Asriel: ((How to know im not just deluding myself
Jozlyn: ((That's my problem with making a tulpa
Temmii: is flipping throughh channels.
Jozlyn: ((The worst thing will be me wondering if my tulpa is speaking or if I am
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...That one! :o[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Yup
Jozlyn: points to "How It's Made: Sugar".
Jozlyn: ((shh
Smol Asriel: ((Which is why im going to try and get him projected as fast as i can
Temmii: ((Elsen sugar or normal sugar…?
Jozlyn: ((All versions of sugar
Smol Asriel: is passed out on the couch with no hands
Jozlyn: ((Hour-long special covering all sugars
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Temmii: snuggles up to her.
Gaster: ((oh god if it was elsen sugar it would never make it on air
Smol Asriel: 's janky hands are still on the ground
Jozlyn: (("Now that we got all the other sugars out of the way, it's time for elsen sugar. Viewer discretion is advised."
Jozlyn: ((*first image is burning elsen*
Smol Asriel: has stopped smoking
Gaster: ((all narrated in the how it's made guy's soothing voice
Jozlyn: snuggles as well.
♠ Hyper: ((It's Made Guy: As you can see, the Elsen is burning in a firey depth of despair.
Jozlyn: (("First, you fire up the furnace. Make sure the elsen is dead, this is optional but recommended."
Smol Asriel: 's hands are currently being eaten by tiny llamas
Jozlyn: (("Next, throw the elsen into the firy pit of hell and watch it burn."
Temmii: [font=Futura]This is really interesting![/font]
Jozlyn: (("Congrats, you got sugar from a dead body."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Mhm. :o[/font]
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♠ Hyper: ((His hands mutated and they had to get cut off
Gaster: ((oh
Jozlyn: ((Wowie
Gaster: ((and they're getting eaten by llamas?
DamnDude: (( Yep ))
Smol Asriel: had to make that reference
Smol Asriel: ((My stomach was makin the rumblies
Smol Asriel: ((That only hands could satisfy
♠ Hyper: ((So you gave yourself a handjob?))
Temmii: ((My HC of Mettaton EX's voice is the How It's Made narrator's voice))
Answers: (Imma take a shower
Gaster: ((oh
Gaster: ((oh my god temmii that's amazing
♠ Hyper: ((ohh yesss
Smol Asriel: is a smol gote child with charred hand nubs lying on the couch
Jozlyn: ((I don't remember the last time I watched How It's Made, but last time I saw it it was a girl
Gaster: ((wut
Smol Asriel: ((No gurls allowed
Jozlyn: ((The narrator was a girl iirc
Jozlyn: ((Maybe it changed, or maybe there were two, idk
Temmii: [font=Futura]You're sweeter than sugar~[/font]
Temmii: boops snoots.
Smol Asriel: ((Today on cau
Temmii: [font=Futura]-A faint rimshot is heard in the distance-[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((We ship a fucking cat
Gaster: ((what the hell
Jozlyn: [font=arial]But I'm mostly made of sugar. :3[/font]
Gaster: ((where's my soothing narrator
Temmii: [font=Futura]Tee hee~[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Tune in next week when we ship a tree
Jozlyn: ((Well
♠ Hyper: ((I'm listening to the Fallout 4 Diamond City radio
♠ Hyper: ((I don't need narrator shit
♠ Hyper: ((to be soothed
DamnDude: (( Today, we test genetics between hybrids and pure breeds. ))
Smol Asriel: ((I aint complaining i shipped a crowbar
Jozlyn: ((BUT IT WAS ME, B!
Gaster: ((this lady's voice is so grating omg
Jozlyn: ((lol
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DamnDude: (( Except, a bit less pure and more hybrid ))
Smol Asriel: ((You rping chime?
Gaster: ((not rn, i'm doing homework
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Temmii: blushes, and snuggles up.
Smol Asriel: ((K
Jozlyn: [font=arial]In fact, I probably taste like sugar, but I don't know. I don't think it's my skin that is sugary.[/font]
Temmii: 's fur is floofier than usual.
Temmii: [font=Futura]How 'bout I find out~?[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I know my blood is though, accidentally tasted it in a fight.[/font]
Gaster: ((THERE HE IS: http://www.sciencechannel.com/tv-shows/how-its-made/
Temmii: kisses her before she finishes the second part.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Alright. I'm curious.[/font]
Jozlyn: kisses back.
♠ Hyper: ((Temmii: *pulls out knife* L e t ' s t a s t e y o u , t h e n ~
Gaster: ((i'm gonna have this on in the background because his voice is soothing and my dad's driving me up the wall
Temmii: ((she's not yandere
♠ Hyper: ((I know
Smol Asriel: ((Yandemmie
Temmii: [font=Futura]Mmmn~[/font]
Temmii: ((*Yandemmii
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Sugary?[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Sweeter thn anything I've ever tasted~[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]*than[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh, that's nice. :D[/font]
Gaster: ((sounds like jozlyn has some serious diabeetus
Jozlyn: ((Actually
Gaster: ((if her bodily secretions are sweet
Jozlyn: ((well
Jozlyn: ((yeah but
Gaster: ((then again they're not real cats
Jozlyn: ((I headcanon that she can eat anything, but only sugar gives nutrition
Temmii: thinks of something relevant but boden for a second, before jumping back and blushing.
Temmii: [font=Futura]!![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hmm?[/font]
Gaster: ((aaactually felix just posted what the cat's diets are like, let me find the post for you
Temmii: [font=Futura]I-I should try to a-avoid that kind of thought… S-sorry...[/font]
♠ Hyper: ((Jozlyn has type 4 diabetes
Jozlyn: ((Coo---owch
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What thought? Would I like to know?[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]N-no...[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]I-It's kinda perverted...[/font]
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Temmii: [font=Futura]and by kinda I mean [i]really[/i].[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Well...you can think whatever you want of me, I don't mind. Doesn't mean it will happen, though. :/[/font]
Gaster: ((here you go: http://thejudge.tumblr.com/post/141910799419/what-are-the-judge-and-jury-and-witness-fave
Jozlyn: (("Jozlyn enjoys sweets but after the events of HOME she has to cut back on them." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Temmii: whispers. 'nectar' and 'sweetest' can be made out.
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Jozlyn: ((oh
Jozlyn: ((I only need those two words to know what Temmii is thinking
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Gaster: ((don't eat the pussycat's pussy
Jozlyn: is focusing on the show, but can still hear Temmii. She tries not to ask.
Temmii: [font=Futura]I'm fine if you ask...[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Ask me anything...[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What would I ask?[/font]
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Temmii: [font=Futura]I feel like you're holding back a question...[/font]
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Temmii: flickers.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Holding back because I'd think it'd be worse if I asked than if I let it go.[/font]
Answers: ((Why AD? WHY?
Temmii: [font=Futura]Wh-what is it? I-I won't mind...[/font]
Gaster: ((whoo, got my homework done
Temmii: blushes.
Gaster: ((feelsgoodman.jpg
Gaster: ((... and it actually improved my mood a little knowing it's done!
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I meant negative for me, I don't know if it'd be negative for you. My question is what you thought and what you're whispering.[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Yay
Jozlyn: ((...I can't say much more than that lol
Gaster: walks into the main room, his daughter close behind. He appears to be making a phone call
Jozlyn: ((I'm not a good supporter ech
Jozlyn: ((...Corsiva's back?
Gaster: ((yup
Gaster: ((got brought back last night
Jozlyn: ((What went on
Answers: ((grood
Temmii: [font=Futura]Please please [i]pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase[/i] don't think I'm weird for this...[/font]
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Answers: ((great
Answers: ((great and good
Gaster: ((well, from what b said...
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I didn't think you were weird after what you did yesterday, so probably not know either.[/font]
Jozlyn: ((now*
Gaster: ((actually, can i pm you this?
Jozlyn: ((Sure
Gaster: ((i don't wanna reveal a twist in the main room just in case i'm right
Temmii: whispers what she was thinking, but heavily [i]SUGARCOATED[/i]! *badumtss*
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Temmii: [font=Futura][sub][sup]And the thing is, I kind of wish for that kind of stuff to happen with all my heart…[/sup][/sub][/font]
Jozlyn: ((Could you PM what she said? If it's alright
Temmii: ((k
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Gaster: sits down at the table. "Yesh, I want it to detect soul signatures. It'd make tracking down a potential kidnapper a whole lot easier!"
Gaster: ((oh
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Gaster: ((oh no, i turned gaster into a scene kid by accident
Jozlyn: ((rip
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Gaster: finally puts down his phone.
Smol Asriel: is lying on the couch with burned stubs
Smol Asriel: is passed out
YoungKingAsgore: -walks in and sees SA-
Smol Asriel: ((My baaaaaars
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Answers: child?
Smol Asriel: ((Im going through the mountains rn ;_;
YoungKingAsgore: Child?
Smol Asriel: has no fucking hands
Smol Asriel: is passed out
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
♠ Hyper: ((Smolsriel can't fist daddy anymore.))
YoungKingAsgore: -picks up the child- why does this keep happening to you
♠ Hyper: ((RIP.))
YoungKingAsgore: -checks his pulse and breathing-
Smol Asriel: ((Youve never been stumped?
Smol Asriel: is breathing and has a pulse
♠ Hyper: ((No.))
Smol Asriel: ((What the fuck are you living
♠ Hyper: ((have you been stumped
♠ Hyper: ((in the ass
Smol Asriel: ((Cant stump the trump
Gaster: ((http://i67.tinypic.com/2iiwfnm.jpg
♠ Hyper: ((fuck Trump
Jozlyn: ((Wooow noice
Smol Asriel: ((Thas kool
Gaster: ((now fianchetto can have a pic in her profile
♠ Hyper: ((also that's amazing
♠ Hyper: ((also i'm gonna attempt to fix my laptop now
Smol Asriel: opens his eyes
YoungKingAsgore: -sits down and coddles the child. is not very happy-
DamnDude: (( I'm finally here. ))
Smol Asriel: ((Kek
Smol Asriel: ((I saw that
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Smol Asriel: H-hi... Mr Asgore...
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YoungKingAsgore: Hello Child
Smol Asriel: looks at his hands
Smol Asriel: ...
Corsiva: orders a milkshake.
YoungKingAsgore: ...
YoungKingAsgore: I promised to help you and I will
Smol Asriel: I mutated...
Smol Asriel: It was the only way to stop it...
Jozlyn: ((Inb4 Jozlyn mutates at some point
YoungKingAsgore: its alright, we'll find something
DamnDude: (( You haven't had any joy. ))
Gaster: ((did she take joy?
Smol Asriel: ((She maaaaaay :3. If youll let me
Temmii: ((no pls
Temmii: [font=Futura]Oh, and...[/font]
Jozlyn: ((wowie
Jozlyn: ((Well, I suppose it could happen without taking joy
Temmii: [font=Futura]There's that Joy stuff...[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: ((know the nerves are destoryed, though TK-421's cybernetics never required nerves to operate, but its your choice
Temmii: [font=Futura]Do me a favor and never take it...[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Enemies that have joy injectors would be insane
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Alright. Is it sugary?[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]NO![/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]IT IS BITTER![/font]
Gaster: ((jozlyn mistakes a joy pill for an m&m
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Okay, good. Then I wouldn't want to eat it anyway.[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Disgusting![/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Bio how the fuck does temmii know
Jozlyn: ((I mistook advil for candy
Temmii: ((she overheard Hyper
Smol Asriel: ((Shes never been to painful
Smol Asriel: ((Of course she did
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Temmii: ((It actually happened
Temmii: [font=Futura]The pills are little blue spheres...[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]From what I've heard.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I won't need to know what it is. I just won't take it, I promise. :3[/font]
Temmii: [font=Futura]Thank you so much…![/font]
Temmii: ((gtg
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]No problem.[/font]
Jozlyn: ((Anyway, are joy mutants smart? If so I wouldn't be surprised if they had tranquilizer-like guns that had joy in them to turn others into mutants
YoungKingAsgore: ((GOD DAMNIT AD
Jozlyn: ((Is that a thing?
Gaster: ((They're basically blobs of aggression
Jozlyn: ((Wait Slarv left ;-;
Gaster: ((from what i've seen, anwyay
Jozlyn: ((Oh so I assume they wouldn't be able to do that
Gaster: ((no
Gaster: ((now, a hyper agressive drug dealer could FORCE you to take joy
Jozlyn: ((In that case, besides taking Joy pills, I don't think anyone would be able to become a mutant, which is disappointing---oh
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Smol Asriel: ((Yup, a certain someone can force joz to take joy
Smol Asriel: ((If you wanna have a joz mutant
Gaster: ((but that's only if you're okay with it
Jozlyn: ((I'm fine with it
Jozlyn: ((When does LISATale continue anyway?
Gaster: ((this weekend
Jozlyn: ((So bodyswap isn't on April Fools?
Jozlyn: ((Or the day after?
Gaster: ((i still have to see if i'm going to that con or not
Jozlyn: ((Alright
Gaster: ((so i probably AM going but
Gaster: ((we can either do it tomorrow or the day after april fools
Smol Asriel: ((Ooooooo were gonna have her mutate :)
Gaster: ((now brb i gotta fix my cosplay
YoungKingAsgore: -is hugging the smol gote to try and comfort him-
Smol Asriel: ((But yeah, joy mutants are blobs of violence
Jozlyn: ((How would I roleplay as one? Anything specific, or can I go for something different?
DamnDude: ((I can't wait till we continue the adventure this weekend. I'd honestly laugh if someone who hasn't been with Corrin very often mistaked him turning into a dragon for him becoming a joy mutant after last time.))
Smol Asriel: ((Become an eldrich abomination, be in constant pain, rest is up to you
Jozlyn: ((Alright, thanks
Smol Asriel: is just silently crying
Smol Asriel: ((Typically they are violent but theyre not always
YoungKingAsgore: -is petting the goat and hugging him- its okay,
YoungKingAsgore: We'll find something,
Smol Asriel: I know...
Smol Asriel: B-but what if it happens again?
YoungKingAsgore: ...
Smol Asriel: ((Ill be doing it sunday
Jozlyn: snaps back to reality. "...Just don't take joy?"
Smol Asriel: It hurt more than anything... A-and that was just my hands...
YoungKingAsgore: we'll find a way, no matter what
Smol Asriel: Ok...
Smol Asriel: attempts to hug
YoungKingAsgore: do you know of a cure?
Smol Asriel: No...
YoungKingAsgore: -hugs back tightly-
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Temmii: [font=Futura]Don't.[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Kek
Temmii: retcons that.
Smol Asriel: ((Thats not gonna stop him
YoungKingAsgore: -doesnt know about the nerves- I can get you new hands
Smol Asriel: holds up his burnt stubs, looking at them
Smol Asriel: How...?
Smol Asriel: Theyre burned...
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HEY SLARVATH))
Smol Asriel: ((Hi
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljhAXWwWlgw))
Smol Asriel: ((What
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((YOULL LOVE IT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I PROMISE))
Smol Asriel: ((FAGGOT
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((LOLBYE))
YoungKingAsgore: ((I can use the link explaination but only if you want it, plus you can always amptee the tp the nerves
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YoungKingAsgore: ((FUCK YOU A
YoungKingAsgore: ((DAMNIT
Smol Asriel: ((I will accept new hands
Smol Asriel: ((The main purpose of that event wasnt to cripple sasriel
YoungKingAsgore: ((just not trying to deus ex it
Smol Asriel: ((You have my permission
Gaster: ((okay, i'm back
Smol Asriel: ((Gaster ban AD
YoungKingAsgore: ((to die?
Gaster: is enjoying spending time with his daughter.
Smol Asriel: is in the arms of an older man
YoungKingAsgore: I can get you new hands, if it doesn't work, theres another way
Smol Asriel: Y-you can?
Smol Asriel: Oh yeah... They said i could get new hands...
YoungKingAsgore: ....just let me know when
Smol Asriel: N-now!
Smol Asriel: Please...
YoungKingAsgore: -gets up holding the gote and walks to the anydoor to head back to the castle-
Smol Asriel: ((AZZY IS BANNED
YoungKingAsgore: very well
Smol Asriel: ((B&
YoungKingAsgore: ((I need him though
Smol Asriel: ((YOU NEED SCUM
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Smol Asriel: ((HE NEEDS JESUS
Fintevious: ((I need AD's gote dick!
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Smol Asriel: stays in goreys arms
Smol Asriel: ((Fuk u bich
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KEK))
Gaster: ((iirc he's the same level of mod i am
Smol Asriel: ((Stop being trash
Smol Asriel: ((Yes he is
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I HATE SPRIEL))
Smol Asriel: ((And hes trash
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I PUT IT THERE TO ANNOY YOU))
Smol Asriel: ((Thats exactly what trash would say
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hey now))
YoungKingAsgore: -takes le smol gote to the royal doctor
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Were all trash))
Jozlyn: ((I forgot becoming a mutant was permanent welp
Smol Asriel: ((WITH CREAM
Smol Asriel: ((OR SOMETHING
Jozlyn: ((Jozlyn won't be mutant then, sorry
Fintevious: Hello my lord
Smol Asriel: ((awwww
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I hate coffee it's too bitter))
Temmii: trots up to Jozlyn.
♠ Hyper: ((ad fucking finally
Smol Asriel: ((Can we still force feed hee joy?
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hi. :3[/font]
Jozlyn: ((well
Temmii: [font=Futura]Hey...[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: Doc, I have another job for you
Jozlyn: ((If she doesn't become a mutant, sure
The White Wolf: -is starring at AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: was... searching. yeah, searching that whole time.
Smol Asriel: ((Ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: shhhhh
Fintevious: ((I g2g in like 20
Smol Asriel: gets new hands yaaay
♠ Hyper: "You've been searching for a long time."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ""Shush."
Asriel_Dreemurr: took a rifle and Ammo.
Fintevious: -puts the child to sleep and begins to oeprate
The White Wolf: (no one wants a particle bazooka?
♠ Hyper: "And I thought you were the lazy one."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I fell asleep in the corner.
♠ Hyper: "Yeah, right."
YoungKingAsgore: -takes the smol goat back to the bar after the surgery
Smol Asriel: is sleep
The White Wolf: you ready?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah.
Asriel_Dreemurr: slings the rifle over his shoulder.
Asriel_Dreemurr: spots a large bazooka looking thing.
The White Wolf: -heads back to the elevator
Jozlyn: ((How long would it take for Jozlyn to recover from Joy?
Asriel_Dreemurr: disregards it.
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The White Wolf: lets go
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to the elevator.
Smol Asriel: ((Shed lose the effects in hours but she would have withdrawal every now and then
♠ Hyper: * He follows AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "To floor 2."
Smol Asriel: ((Symptoms include coughing up blood, weakness, passing out
Jozlyn: ((Every now and then? How often is that, what does it do, and how long?
Jozlyn: ((Owch
YoungKingAsgore: -is waiting on the couch with he smol gote, who has robotic arms now-
Smol Asriel: ((Lasts as long as you want
Smol Asriel: ((Happens as often as you want
Jozlyn: ((Alright, thanks
Smol Asriel: wakes up
Answers: -the elevator goes to 2nd floor its a huge room with a glowing energy pool, similar to the Core
♠ Hyper: "Wowzers."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Answers: -theres cat walks across
Smol Asriel: holds his hands up, looking at them
Asriel_Dreemurr: arms the rifle, looking around.
♠ Hyper: "Let's hope Asriel doesn't fall asleep right now.."
YoungKingAsgore: -its not the hands, its up to the elbows-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh shuddup."
♠ Hyper: * He looks around cautiously, holding his submachine gun.
♠ Hyper: * He snickers.
Answers: -guards are on the other side, but they haven't opened fire
Smol Asriel: holds his whole arms up then
♠ Hyper: "Oh, wow. More guards."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Can they see us?"
Smol Asriel: You took more off...?
♠ Hyper: * He aims his gun at the guards.
Asriel_Dreemurr: aims.
YoungKingAsgore: the doctor had to in order to deal with the burns
Smol Asriel: O-ok...
Answers: -they aren't shooting though, just flipping you the bird, one is mooning you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you guys unarmed?"
YoungKingAsgore: I'm sorry child
Answers: -they have guns
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you guys stupid or bored?"
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♠ Hyper: "Should we just fire?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Nah."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: walks near them.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can we pass?"
Smol Asriel: moves them around
Answers: -some move to the cat walks with swords
Smol Asriel: They work... Thank you...
♠ Hyper: * He pulls out a dildo.
♠ Hyper: "I have balls."
♠ Hyper: "Right here."
Asriel_Dreemurr: steps away, arming the rifle.
♠ Hyper: * He puts the attachable dildo away.
♠ Hyper: * He goes back to aiming at the guards.
♠ Hyper: "Alright."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.
♠ Hyper: * He fires at a few guards.
Smol Asriel: ...
Smol Asriel: Thank... You...
Asriel_Dreemurr: shoots. hits one guy right in the head.
YoungKingAsgore: of course child
Smol Asriel: ......
Answers: -actualyl the bullets fly in random directions, curving completely out of the way
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, who's doing that?"
♠ Hyper: "Wow."
The White Wolf: its this area thats causing it
Asriel_Dreemurr: md fires fireballs at them.
Answers: OH SHIT
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ever heard of fire?"
♠ Hyper: * He puts the gun away, and pulls out two shocker breakers. "Ever heard of shocker breakers?"
Smol Asriel: . . .
Answers: -one bursts into flames
YoungKingAsgore: -hugs the child-
♠ Hyper: * He runs over to the guards and attempts to stab one of them.
Answers: -he gets stabbed
Smol Asriel: Asgore...
♠ Hyper: ((Yazan is roleplaying hugging on one end, and getting stabbed on another
The White Wolf: -runs up and cuts down a few-
Smol Asriel: What happens if i fully mutate...
YoungKingAsgore: yes?
Answers: (I'm that good baby
♠ Hyper: * He then moves on to a few other guards, slashing and slicing.
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes and gets some point blank fireball shots.
Smol Asriel: ((Ill give regular fighting rp something, its much more interesting to watch than turn based combat
Answers: -the guards try to fight back, but are overwhelmed by the three quickly-
Jozlyn: ((Turn based is much better than fighting RP though, I haven't tried it but it sounds so much better
Answers: ((I don't want to drag my quest out too long
Smol Asriel: ((But turn based is more fun to play imo
Answers: ((so I won't be turn basing this time
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts his arms down.
♠ Hyper: ((Yeah.))
Answers: -le guards has been butchered
Smol Asriel: ((When the people knpw what theyre doing and dont just spam the same move
♠ Hyper: "Geeeeet dunked onnnnn!"
The White Wolf: lets move on, to the stairs
Smol Asriel: ((I swear pap wasnt supposed to be that hard but nobody wanted to use their status moves
♠ Hyper: * He walks up to the stairs.
YoungKingAsgore: I don't know child
Asriel_Dreemurr: follows.
Smol Asriel: Will you...
Smol Asriel: ...
Answers: -a guard in a robotic suit similar to the wolf is waiting on the 3rd level
Smol Asriel: [sub] kill me? [/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well fuck."
YoungKingAsgore: I will not lie it come to that
Jozlyn: ((Statuses seem really useful, people didn't use them? Lol
♠ Hyper: "Howdy!"
The White Wolf: lets end this quickly
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's bloody mary."
♠ Hyper: "..Yeah."
Smol Asriel: ((People dont use them much
Gaster: ((istg if gaster was in that fight and he had a status-inflicting move, you can bet your ass i'd have used it
♠ Hyper: * He runs over to the guard and attempts to kick him in the balls.
Asriel_Dreemurr: fires fireballs.
♠ Hyper: "Stop shit-talkin', bro."
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe i should make items that inflict statuses
Answers: -you kick a metal cod piece, he swings at hyper
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cod))
Smol Asriel: ...
Gaster: ((i play too much pokemon to know that not inflicting status isn't a good idea
Answers: -the fire splashes on the armor-
♠ Hyper: * He backs up a bit, and attempts to shove his shocker breakers up his neck.
Gaster: ((dick protector, asri d
♠ Hyper: * The guard's neck.
Answers: let it*
Answers: -he blocks it and smacks at hype
Jozlyn: ((Hooray I'm pressured again
Asriel_Dreemurr: thinks.
Smol Asriel: ((In LISA you can not use status moves and get fucking wasted because most enemies will kill you in 3 turns if you dont trip them
♠ Hyper: * He gets smacked. It doesn't seem to do too good against solid metal.
The White Wolf: -moves it from the left-
Jozlyn: ((Decisions are a positive and a negative
Smol Asriel: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks for any weak pots.
Answers: -the guard swings at Wolf, but he dodges and slices the arm clean off-
Smol Asriel: If i hurt anyone... I-its not me... Ok?
♠ Hyper: "Nice."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "ohm.
Smol Asriel: Just kill me if it comes to that...
YoungKingAsgore: -has tears in his eyes-
Gaster: is still enjoying spending time with his daughter.
♠ Hyper: ((What would happen if you fuck a joy mutant?
Smol Asriel: is still crying, not audibly but hes drenched with teats
Smol Asriel: ((Your dick comes off
The White Wolf: -his axe begins to glow, as he makes another slice downards, cutting him clean in half
Answers: ((shit g2g
♠ Hyper: "Wowie."
Smol Asriel: ((Rip
♠ Hyper: ((oshit
Smol Asriel: ((Ripppppppppp
Answers: ((pick up later, go to the boss then
YoungKingAsgore: -falls asleep with the gote in his hands-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WAIT))
♠ Hyper: "..Whew."
Smol Asriel: ((WHAT
Jozlyn: ((WHAT
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((* Smol Asriel is still crying, not audibly but hes drenched with teats))
♠ Hyper: ((WHAT
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((MY GOD))
Jozlyn: ((LOL
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK GOD
Gaster: ((smolsriel's bathing in the tiddy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH MY GOD))
♠ Hyper: ((LOL
♠ Hyper: ((OMF
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SLARVATH))
Jozlyn: ((Am doing so
Smol Asriel: is surrounded by booby
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NO PUT THIS ONE: * Smol Asriel is still crying, not audibly but hes drenched with teats))
Jozlyn: ((I put both
Jozlyn: ((I need a new place to put quotes, bible is rip
♠ Hyper: "Asriel, do you want to sit down for a bit? This is real tiring.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes."
Smol Asriel: ((Rip bible, we never loved you
Jozlyn: ((I'll make a doc for all the quotes
♠ Hyper: * He sits down against the wall, sighing.
Gaster: ((ty
Gaster: ((we're gonna have to make a better bible soon
♠ Hyper: ((yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits.
♠ Hyper: ((i wanna write some of it
♠ Hyper: ((because i am amazing
Smol Asriel: ((Should we put the stat sheet in the sidebar sometime if were going to keep turn based battles a thing?
Gaster: ((sure, send the link
♠ Hyper: * He looks at AD. "Well.. I guess we're both lazy right now, huh?"
Smol Asriel: ((Im mobile ;_,
♠ Hyper: * He grins.
Gaster: (o
Gaster: ((hang on, i'll look in my drive
Jozlyn: ((I'll do it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet you I'm lazier."
Smol Asriel: ((Someone else probably has it
♠ Hyper: (("o" -Chime, 2016
Jozlyn: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VHVt_F8j8aZObnV49yGTBee235NGA0JNLGGT1ZF7vtM/edit
Jozlyn: ((gg