♠ Hyper: ((

♠ Hyper: ((rip slarv

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♠ Hyper: ((also hi ad

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ayy))

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((rip))

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♠ Hyper: ((okay so slarv died

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I saw))

♠ Hyper: ((he ate his tulpa

♠ Hyper: ((actually lolno

♠ Hyper: ((i wonder if you actually can do that

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♠ Hyper: ((AD WHY MUST YOU FORSAKEN ME

♠ Hyper: ((G F D

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Smol Asriel: ((RIP

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Smol Asriel: ((YAAAAY

♠ Hyper: ((I LIVE

Smol Asriel: is on the couch, scurred

♠ Hyper: ((MY INTERNET DIED FOR LIKE A MINUTE

Smol Asriel: ((Can't wait to pet my irl azzy

♠ Hyper: ((yep

♠ Hyper: ((how are you doing so far?

Smol Asriel: ((After I have to explain why I created life to him ;w;

♠ Hyper: ((with that?

Smol Asriel: ((Haven't started

♠ Hyper: ((ooo

♠ Hyper: ((okay

Smol Asriel: ((I'm told it's best to not just do it on impulse

♠ Hyper: ((Mmkay.))

Smol Asriel: ((So I'm waiting a week, and if I still want to I'll get on it

♠ Hyper: ((You'll still probably want to make a real Asriel.))

Smol Asriel: ((Yup

♠ Hyper: ((So you can cuddle him.))

Smol Asriel: ((I

Smol Asriel: ((I'll be ok with deviations

♠ Hyper: ((Maybe touch his weiner at some point, or even go to the beach with him

Smol Asriel: ((But if he doesn't want to be a smol gote I'll be fuckin pissed

Smol Asriel: ((Hell naw

Smol Asriel: ((I'm making a cinnamon roll

♠ Hyper: ((I know.))

♠ Hyper: ((You can still take him to the beach.))

Smol Asriel: ((I could

Smol Asriel: ((I can let him possess me and get sum fuk

♠ Hyper: ((Kids like going to the beach.))

♠ Hyper: * He scoots over to Smolsriel, looking down at him. "Howdy!"

Smol Asriel: Hi...

♠ Hyper: ((Smolsriel: AAAAAAAAA I'M HAVING A SEozurreee youuyttt fuyyuqaaackkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!++

♠ Hyper: "How [s]hoe[/s] are you doing?"

Smol Asriel: Good

♠ Hyper: * He gives a gentle smile. "That's good."

Smol Asriel: leans on Hyper

♠ Hyper: * He scratches Smolsriel's head.

Smol Asriel: purrs

Smol Asriel: ((SAsriel irl

Smol Asriel: ((You bet your ass he's gonna purr

Smol Asriel: ((I'll MAKE him

♠ Hyper: ((SAsriel would be a goat-cat IRL

Smol Asriel: wraps his floofy tail around Hyper a bit

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♠ Hyper: ((hi

Smol Asriel: ((Hoi

Smol Asriel: ((You're early

♠ Hyper: ((early chimey

Gaster: ((Ignore me im just checking in

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♠ Hyper: ((oh

Smol Asriel: ((Rip

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Gaster: ((Basically im seeing what mobile is like

Smol Asriel: ((It's goooood

♠ Hyper: * He then finishes all the scratching. He now has a phobia of scratching too much until the one being scratched moans.

♠ Hyper: * Thanks, Robo.

Smol Asriel: Aww

♠ Hyper: "You want me to scratch you a little more?"

Smol Asriel: Mhmm

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Smol Asriel: scratches his ears

♠ Hyper: "Well, if you say so, heh.."

♠ Hyper: * He immediately scratches Smolsriel's 'good scratchin' spot 5000'.

Smol Asriel: purrs loudly, his leg thumps against the couch

♠ Hyper: ((that sounds very wrong

♠ Hyper: ((but i'm going through with it anyway

Smol Asriel: ((You've never had a dog

♠ Hyper: ((i have

Smol Asriel: ((Well they do that

♠ Hyper: ((my dog doesn't

♠ Hyper: ((she's an old fuck

Smol Asriel: ((When you scratch their guud spot they thump their leg

♠ Hyper: ((she only does that when she sleeps

♠ Hyper: ((i've practically scratched her everywhere

Smol Asriel: ((I have a smol dog who does it

Smol Asriel: ((Only occasionally, but it's funny when he does

♠ Hyper: ((My dog is almost fourteen, so I'm pretty sure she is going to die soon.))

Smol Asriel: ((Mine's like 4

♠ Hyper: ((Well, maybe I don't remember her doing that.))

♠ Hyper: ((After all she's old as fuck.))

Smol Asriel: ((I'm not sexualizing the smol child

Smol Asriel: ((For once

♠ Hyper: ((ik

Smol Asriel: does as previously stated

♠ Hyper: * He snickers a bit, as he keeps on scratching that spot.

♠ Hyper: [s]* Then he scratches Smazzy's balls.[/s]

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♠ Hyper: ((LOL RIP

♠ Hyper: ((GEEEEEEEET FUCKEDDDDD ONNNNNN

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Smol Asriel: purrs louder, nuzzling into the scratches

♠ Hyper: ((hi

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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi

Smol Asriel: ((FUCKING BITCH

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♠ Hyper: ((nah

♠ Hyper: * He keeps on scratchin'!

Smol Asriel: Mmm

♠ Hyper: "I suppose you like this?*

♠ Hyper: "*

Smol Asriel: It feels really good

♠ Hyper: "That's wonderful, then. Am I making you happier?"

Smol Asriel: Mhmm

Smol Asriel: scratches his ears back

♠ Hyper: * He snickers.

♠ Hyper: "Thanks."

Smol Asriel: Am I doing a good job?

♠ Hyper: * He nods. "Ohhh yesss."

♠ Hyper: ((10/10

Smol Asriel: ((10

Smol Asriel: scratches right there

♠ Hyper: * That spot doesn't appear to be his good spot, but you're certainly getting close to it.

♠ Hyper: ((this is what you substitute for sex isn't it lel

Smol Asriel: ((Maaaaaaybe

Smol Asriel: gets closer to the good spot

Smol Asriel: ((Since Hyper is adult gote you can do whatever you want with this

♠ Hyper: * He begins to, uhh.. moan a little. His hardware thinks this is sex, therefore he moans a bit.

♠ Hyper: ((thanks slarv

♠ Hyper: ((i blame obama and you

Smol Asriel: thinks nothing of it since he doesn't know what sex is, he gets closer

♠ Hyper: "Ehn... fist me harder, daddy!~"

♠ Hyper: "Wait.."

Smol Asriel: . . .

Smol Asriel: stops scratching

♠ Hyper: "What the heck did I just say?"

Smol Asriel: Ummmmmm........

Smol Asriel: Why did you call me daddy?

♠ Hyper: "..This dang hardware did it. I'm sorry for that."

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Smol Asriel: ...oooookkkkkkk...

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Smol Asriel: goes back to scratching

♠ Hyper: * He then switches off the 'pleasure' part of his software for good measures.

♠ Hyper: * Now things seem to be much better.

♠ Hyper: "Ah.. you found a good scratching spot that easy, huh?"

Smol Asriel: scratches happily

Smol Asriel: Um... mine doesn't do [i] that [/i]

♠ Hyper: ((i'm almost 99% sure this is what you substitute for sex

♠ Hyper: "Hm."

♠ Hyper: "That's because I'm a robot."

Smol Asriel: You're a robot?

♠ Hyper: "Currently."

♠ Hyper: "I was programmed to moan."

Smol Asriel: Umm...

♠ Hyper: "Sorry."

♠ Hyper: "When you, eh.. got closer to that place."

♠ Hyper: ((switch those two

♠ Hyper: ((my internet is shit right now

Smol Asriel: Why are you programmed to moan when I hit that spot?

♠ Hyper: "Me and AD will do stuff sometimes, and that will happen."

♠ Hyper: "We do private stuff."

Smol Asriel: Private stuff?

♠ Hyper: "Yeah, like personal scratching sessions."

Smol Asriel: tilts his head adorably

♠ Hyper: "Late at night."

Smol Asriel: Ooooh, can I come sometime?

♠ Hyper: "Not yet. You have to be older to sign up."

Smol Asriel: Aww...

♠ Hyper: * He nods. "Yeah.. I wish you could join, too!"

♠ Hyper: "But not now."

♠ Hyper: ((he's just going along with it

Smol Asriel: I'm 9, I'm practically an adult!

♠ Hyper: ((he doesn't want to see smazzy's dong

♠ Hyper: "Nine more years, bucko!"

♠ Hyper: ((or whatever he has down there

Smol Asriel: ((The world may never know

Smol Asriel: :(

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Smol Asriel: ((GREAT TIMING

♠ Hyper: ((hi ad

Smol Asriel: ((Hyper was talking about tickling SAsriel's pickle

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("I wish you could join, too"))

♠ Hyper: ((no

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He has no pickle))

♠ Hyper: ((he doesn't want to see smolsriel's hole

♠ Hyper: ((he was going on with it

Smol Asriel: leans

Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up.

♠ Hyper: "One day, when you're eighteen, you will do that stuff too."

♠ Hyper: * He looks at AD.

♠ Hyper: "Oh, howdy!"

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Smol Asriel: Hi, Asriel

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Is he getting the talk or something?"

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♠ Hyper: "No."

♠ Hyper: "We're talking about our 'private scratching sessions that we so sometimes'."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ohhhhh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."

♠ Hyper: * He whispers, "Go along with it!"

Smol Asriel: Hyper was telling me about that stuff

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

♠ Hyper: * Quietly.

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♠ Hyper: "Mmhm."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, we do that sometimes."

♠ Hyper: "AD is very good at scratching."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure am."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: thinks "With my mouth."

Asriel_Dreemurr: then also thinks "On your dick."

♠ Hyper: "Anyway, our scratching sessions are private, which means we've told enough about them with you."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

♠ Hyper: "Once you grow up, and you find someone special, you'll do the same thing one day."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We'll tell you more about it when you're older."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He then pulls a hyper and goes Hyper goat to be older.))

♠ Hyper: ((pls

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Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Hyper.

♠ Hyper: "Heh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh Heh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "well."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Next time you guys see the wolf, tell me."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm going on a mission with him."

♠ Hyper: "Alright."

Smol Asriel: is pouting, stupid shit child

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay, Kid?"

♠ Hyper: "What is it, bud?"

Smol Asriel: Im mature enough

Smol Asriel: I dont get why youre keeping it a secret

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."

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♠ Hyper: "Yes, but you're not old enough."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll find out soon enough."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You aren't supposed to know yet."

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans more.

♠ Hyper: * He leans even more.

Asriel_Dreemurr: leans even more than that.

♠ Hyper: * He gives in.

Asriel_Dreemurr: won a lean battle against a robot that weighs more than a ton.

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♠ Hyper: ((rip

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Goodnight, Kid."

♠ Hyper: "Goodnight, buddy."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just us now."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why was he even on the topic of sex, by the way?"

♠ Hyper: "Well, my hardware made me moan."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why am I not surprised?"

♠ Hyper: "Because your dick is small."

♠ Hyper: "Nah, just kidding."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, Mettaton made it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So I'm not surprised."

♠ Hyper: "Right."

Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches their paw.

♠ Hyper: * He gives a slight smile.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Quite silent in here, huh?"

♠ Hyper: "Yep."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh well."

♠ Hyper: "Well, that means we can talk. By ourselves."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How's your body been treating you?"

♠ Hyper: "Wonderfully."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have you tested the special attatchment stuff?"

♠ Hyper: "The dildos?"

♠ Hyper: "No."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't forget fleshlights."

♠ Hyper: "..Right."

♠ Hyper: * He blushes a bright red.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

♠ Hyper: "What?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: What What?"

♠ Hyper: "You were just staring at me for around three seconds."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...So?"

♠ Hyper: "I was also blushing."

♠ Hyper: "Do you like it when I blush?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: I think you look cute when you blush."

♠ Hyper: * He blushes even brighter.

♠ Hyper: "T-Thanks.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're attractive, that's why I was staring."

♠ Hyper: * He blushes even brighter. It even shines a bit of red light on AD's face. "A-Again, thanks.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I embarrassing you?"

♠ Hyper: * He shakes his head, frantically. "N-No! You're just m-making me feel warm and fuzzy inside.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's a good feeling, right?"

♠ Hyper: "Yeah!"

♠ Hyper: "A great feeling!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles more.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I asked because you stutter when I compliment you."

♠ Hyper: "Ah.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not a bad thing."

♠ Hyper: ((AD: i want to meet your toriel and asgore! Hyper: my family is fucking dead asriel

♠ Hyper: "Yeah! I know!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think it's cute."

♠ Hyper: * He blushes so bright that he gives off a little heat.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "See? It's adorable."

Asriel_Dreemurr: is blushing, but not to the extent of Hyper.

♠ Hyper: "I-I guess.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should I call you anything? When you greet me, you always say 'My love,' So should I have a nick name for you?"

♠ Hyper: ((and then a guy falls from the roof with a HUGE LONG sword and shanks Hyper

♠ Hyper: "Well.. I-I prefer Hyper."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll keep using Hyper, then."

♠ Hyper: "Coolio!"

♠ Hyper: "My love."

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps just scratching their paw.

♠ Hyper: "What do you get out of scratching my paw, anyways? I-I mean it feels nice, but.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I get the satisfaction of knowing it makes you feel good."

♠ Hyper: "Ooh.. hehe.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably the Toriel that rubbed off on me."

♠ Hyper: "Mhm.."

♠ Hyper: "I love you, Asriel."

♠ Hyper: "You're the most wonderful person I've met."

Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles and blushes brighter.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're the best Goat I've met ever. Besides my parents, but that doesn't count."

♠ Hyper: "..I'm just glad that I'm lucky enough to have you.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You've dies three times, you we're due some luck."

Asriel_Dreemurr: died*

Asriel_Dreemurr: were*

♠ Hyper: "Heh, well, I'm still lucky that I've lived through all that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, honestly."

♠ Hyper: "I should be Hyper the Undying."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, you did die though."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "More like 'Hyper, the Messiah.'"

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♠ Hyper: "..Mmhm."

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♠ Hyper: ((hi

♠ Hyper: ((ad is dead

Smol Asriel: ((I see

Smol Asriel: ((Frisky i changed the plan a bit

Smol Asriel: (( :)

♠ Hyper: ((ooh :)

Smol Asriel: ((This opens up a whole new realm of possibilities

Smol Asriel: ((For the finale :)

Smol Asriel: ((He he he

♠ Hyper: ((hehehehehehehe

♠ Hyper: ((If you want to share any, don't hesitate to PM me

♠ Hyper: ((also brb i need to find my laptop's charger so i can fix it

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I can almost guarentee we're gonna fight Smolriel))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Well not guarentee))

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♠ Hyper: ((hi

DamnDude: (( Hey frisky ))

♠ Hyper: ((I just found my old laptop's charger

♠ Hyper: ((All I need to do is fix my laptop now

DamnDude: (( Im at school, so im gonna leave in a moment ))

♠ Hyper: ((Alright.))

DamnDude: (( Sweet ))

♠ Hyper: ((I'm gonna wait a bit, though

♠ Hyper: ((that was fucking tiring

DamnDude: (( Last class of the day, i should be on fullu soon, although i gotta stay after today ))

DamnDude: (( Did you read my discussion with slar or no? ))

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♠ Hyper: ((Nah.))

♠ Hyper: ((I'll read it now, though

DamnDude: (( Doesnt really matter, just me talking about plans for my adventure. I gotta go now though. ))

Smol Asriel: ((Mmm you wanna know the truth Frisky?

DamnDude: (( See you guys. ))

♠ Hyper: ((sure ;)

♠ Hyper: ((Bye, DD

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Smol Asriel: ((I PMed you

♠ Hyper: ((ohohohoh :)

Smol Asriel: ((Can you see the truth?

♠ Hyper: ((i think i can :)

Smol Asriel: ((Or at least part of it, I haven't hinted about one yet

♠ Hyper: ((yeah

Smol Asriel: ((I hope they're actually good twists and I'm not overhyping shit

♠ Hyper: ((mmhm

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♠ Hyper: ((rip

Smol Asriel: ((Hoi

Smol Asriel: is still passed out

Smol Asriel: slowly wakes up, "Nghh...."

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DamnDude: (( Guess whos back, back again ))

DamnDude: (( In the end, we begin with how we end :D ))

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Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Kid."

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Smol Asriel: ((Hooly shit

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))

Smol Asriel: ((I can kill three of my party members

Smol Asriel: ((Or have my daughter's nipples cut off

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KILL THEM))

Smol Asriel: ((Welcome to LISA holy fuck

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((JESUS CHRIST))

Smol Asriel: ((But I like terry ;_;

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SHE NEEDS HER NIPPLES))

Smol Asriel: ((I can choose to kill the guy...

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))

Smol Asriel: ((But that won't go well

Smol Asriel: ((He's got a fuckin army

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Never know till you tryyyyyy))

Smol Asriel: ((WOW

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHAT))

Smol Asriel: ((I PICKED CUT IT OFF

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((IS SHE DENIPPLED))

Smol Asriel: ((AND I GOT A NIPPLE

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH GOD))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GO BACK GO BACK))

Smol Asriel: ((Oh god

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Smol Asriel: ((Imma go back

♠ Hyper: ((what

Smol Asriel: ((And renipple my daughter

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can you swap out party members?))

Smol Asriel: ((I'll swap to ones I don't like

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((YEah))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And then kill them an get the others))

♠ Hyper: ((what the fuck

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Although he might have you kill them, then fight you or something))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And then you are dun fucked))

♠ Hyper: ((i'm scared

♠ Hyper: ((LISA why

Smol Asriel: ((I just want the good ending ;_;

Smol Asriel: ((I'm pretty sure to do that she must be nippled

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK YOU TOO BAD))

♠ Hyper: ((she must have nipples

♠ Hyper: ((i guess

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ARE YOU GONNA BE A BITCH OR FIGHT THEM LIKE A MAN))

Smol Asriel: ((Alright I saved

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fuck em up))

Smol Asriel: ((Now let's see which choice fucks me more

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'd assume killing all your crew will))

♠ Hyper: ((LISA for most fucked up goty

Smol Asriel: H-hi... *very pained cough*

♠ Hyper: "Are yah okay?"

Smol Asriel: ((This is fuuuuucked

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Smol Asriel: keeps coughing

♠ Hyper: "Do you need anything?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Need a Halls or something?"

Smol Asriel: still coughing, blood dripping out of his mouth

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okaya Halls will not fix that..."

♠ Hyper: "Crapplesticks!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over.

♠ Hyper: * He gets a napkin and dabs Smazzy's mouth with it.

Smol Asriel: ((FIGHT TIME

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCKING KILL THOSE PIECES OF SHIT))

Smol Asriel: ((Oh.

Smol Asriel: ((He one shotted my whole party

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH))

Smol Asriel: ((I killed them

♠ Hyper: ((that bitch

Smol Asriel: ((OH JESUS

Smol Asriel: ((HE JUST FUCKING CUT OFF MY OTHER ARM

Smol Asriel: ((OH GOD

Smol Asriel: ((IM GONNA RESET FUCK THIS

♠ Hyper: ((omf

Smol Asriel: ((HAHAHA I CAN STILL RIDE MY BIKE

♠ Hyper: ((imagine if Undertale was like that

♠ Hyper: ((get on it slarv

Smol Asriel: coughs more, a tooth comes out

♠ Hyper: "Holy.."

Smol Asriel: Nghh...

♠ Hyper: "Was that a baby tooth?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh..."

Smol Asriel: picks up the tooth, it looks fully grown

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Holy shit..."

♠ Hyper: * He carefully grabs the tooth and examines it.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ""Shitshitshit..."

♠ Hyper: * Away from Smazzy.

♠ Hyper: "Shit."

Smol Asriel: coughs more, a bunch of blood comes out at once

♠ Hyper: * He dabs Smazzy's mouth a bit more. The tissues are stained with blood.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do we do?"

♠ Hyper: "..Doctors won't do shit."

Smol Asriel: H-hurts...

♠ Hyper: "We have to do the best we can to take care of him."

Smol Asriel: coughs

♠ Hyper: ((then you cut Smazzy's nipple off

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: puts arm arm around him, for comfort.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be okay, kid..."

Smol Asriel: ((You bet your ass someone's gonna get a nipple cut off

♠ Hyper: "..The only thing a doctor can do is give him a new tooth."

♠ Hyper: "And we can do that later."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Actually a dentist does that."

♠ Hyper: "Don't correct me in this situation, my love!"

♠ Hyper: * He keeps on dabbing Smazzy's mouth gently.

Smol Asriel: breathes heavily, leaning back on the couch

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm stressed!"

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♠ Hyper: "It's fine!"

♠ Hyper: "Don't worry about it!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kid, I'm sure I don't have to say it, but don't do drugs, okay?"

♠ Hyper: ((Smazzy then coughs up his nipple

Smol Asriel: I-I *cough* didn't have a *cough* choice

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♠ Hyper: (("SHIT"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know, but for the future."

♠ Hyper: "The Flowey who did this must have a feeding fetish."

♠ Hyper: "I mean, holy crap!"

♠ Hyper: "He fed him twelve joy!"

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I really hope that the joy doesn't affect him like it did toriel..."

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♠ Hyper: "It won't."

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♠ Hyper: "Toriel took it on a daily basis."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, Yeah, that's true..."

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Smol Asriel: pants heavily

♠ Hyper: "He just took enough to where it would have severe effects."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((All I can Imagine is the peole from the bar in a cheesy anti-drug commercial))

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("DRUGS ARE BAD NEWS"))

Bondertale: (with fresh as the star, cause that's part of his schtick)

Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk6Zy1xC4JM

♠ Hyper: ((AD fingerguns at the camera "DON'T TAKE DRUGS"

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("DON'T DO A MARIJEWANNA, STAY IN SCHOOL"))

: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Fresh [Fresh].

Smol Asriel: (("Just one hit can make you GAY"

Asriel_Dreemurr: (("GET VERBALCONSENT IN FOREPLAY AND INTERCOURSE"))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Verbal consent*))

Smol Asriel: looks at his fingers

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Fresh: (yo, dawg, this is ya boy fresh here. In the bar, we like to play a game called 'cards against humanity'. BUT YO, THIS GAME IS FILLED WITH STANKNASTY MORALS AND VALUES! Don't durg kids, and stay in school! (

: Fresh [Fresh] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].

Smol Asriel: I-I feel *cough* t-tingly...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure it will go away."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Send my messages))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You prick))

♠ Hyper: "All of the pain will be gone soon."

Bondertale: (that doesn't sound sinsiter)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Then he dies))

Bondertale: tori yawns. At some point after frisk started throwing a tantrum, she fell asleep.

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

♠ Hyper: "Just wait for a bit."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hyper: Can't say I was wrong.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Toriel..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: is comforting the smolriel

♠ Hyper: "Howdy, Toriel! Your son just coughed out a tooth and I'm taking care of him, along with my boyfriend!"

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♠ Hyper: ((Tori: *flips the middle finger*

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...[sub]that's not her son[/sub]..."

Smol Asriel: looks at his fingers, fearing the worst

♠ Hyper: [sub]"She said that she was his guardian once!"[/sub]

♠ Hyper: [sub]"I think she did, anyway!"[/sub]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "[sub]Well yeah but she has an asriel![/sub]"

Bondertale: gasps, before flashing a glance at asriel. "[sub]now is not the time. For all intents and purposes, I am this asriel's guardian for now.[/sub]"

Smol Asriel: I-I don't feel right.....

Smol Asriel: coughs some more

♠ Hyper: [sub]"No, we all are!"[/sub]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It'sokay, Asriel..."

♠ Hyper: [sub]"Don't be a selfish prick!"[/sub]

♠ Hyper: * He glances at Smolsriel.

♠ Hyper: "It will be okay.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "[sub]Hyper it's not the time for this![/sub]"

♠ Hyper: [sub]"I knooooow!"[/sub]

Asriel_Dreemurr: comforts Smolriel more.

Bondertale: "D-don't worry, my child. Hyper is right. This will pass."

Smol Asriel: pants heavily, his fingers seem to be getting longer, "W-what's happening?"

Bondertale: (>tori: *is literally appointed by the ghost of this child's mother as his new caregiver* )

Bondertale: (>hyper: "wow you consider yourself his guardian gees you selfish prick" )

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know, maybe withdraw?"

♠ Hyper: "Probably withdraw."

Bondertale: (NO. NONONONONO. NO. NONONO. NO. YOU ARE NOT MUTATING HIM SLARV I SWEAR TO GOD)

Asriel_Dreemurr: is stressed right the fuck out.

Smol Asriel: 's fingers twist around themselves, growing several inches, he screams in horror

Asriel_Dreemurr: is also still wearing that White and grey sweater.

♠ Hyper: "Holy.."

♠ Hyper: "H-Holy shit.."

Bondertale: "O-oh God, is he mutating!?" toriel whispered, glancing between hyper and ad. "HOW DO WE FIX THIS!? CAN WE FIX THIS!?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I DON'T KNOW!"

♠ Hyper: "I DON'T THINK WE CAN!"

Smol Asriel: It hurts... *sob*

♠ Hyper: "FUCK MY LIFE IN THE ASS."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "OHHHH GOD."

♠ Hyper: * He looks down at Smolsriel. "Oh dear lord.. the pain will be over soon.. you'll handle it.."

Smol Asriel: 's fingers keep growing, you can hear the bones cracking. Nothing else appears to be mutating

♠ Hyper: * He slowly begins to back away.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((We need to cut his hands off don't we))

Smol Asriel: is crying and screaming

♠ Hyper: "Oh my fuck."

Bondertale: (ROBOT HAND ASRIEL! )

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, looking at thefingers.

♠ Hyper: ((you should have him mutate

Smol Asriel: ((I coulda made his nipples mutate

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okayokayokay, What if we take away the hands!"

Smol Asriel: !

Bondertale: (btw when/if you actually make an asriel tulpa this kinda shit is going to be really weird to him)

♠ Hyper: ((it would be better :)

♠ Hyper: "That would be horrible!"

Smol Asriel: ((I know

Bondertale: "ASRIEL DREEMURR, WE ARE NOT CUTTING HIS HANDS OFF!"

Smol Asriel: ((I'll have some explaining to do

Asriel_Dreemurr: "IT WAS AN IDEA!"

♠ Hyper: "It's the only way!"

Smol Asriel: P-please don't *sob* cut off my hands...

Bondertale: (I mean, he'd know, but it'd still be weird)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Could we cut the fingers off?"

Bondertale: "M-maybe we can try to keep them from being able to grow?"

Smol Asriel: ((Given that he's literally me he'd think it was fun

♠ Hyper: "Smazzy, we might have to cut off your hands and give you new ones. Is that okay with you?"

Smol Asriel: has like, tree branches for hands now, it's crazy

Smol Asriel: I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY HANDS! *sob*

Asriel_Dreemurr: runs to get some rope.

♠ Hyper: "I know!"

♠ Hyper: "We'll give you new ones!"

♠ Hyper: "Is that okay with you?"

Smol Asriel: is just a mess of tears

Asriel_Dreemurr: returns with two this ropes.

Smol Asriel: I-I...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "There isn't any time to lose!"

Smol Asriel: Just make it stop... p-please...

Bondertale: 'BUT robot hands are cool?' 'FRISK NOW IS NOT THE TIME! '

♠ Hyper: "..Fuck.."

Smol Asriel: ((Oh lord how am I gonna explain to Azzy that I jacked off to him

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over to him, wrapping the robe around his wrists very tightly. He's cutting the blood flow, to kill off the hands.

Bondertale: Toriel gulps. "St-stay strong, my child. This is going to hurt us all."

Smol Asriel: is panting

♠ Hyper: "That fucking hurts like hell, Asriel!"

♠ Hyper: "It would be better if we cut them off!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want him to bleed to death!"

♠ Hyper: "Noooo?"

♠ Hyper: "We have bandages!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We would cut a huge artery in his wrist!"

♠ Hyper: "True!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "If we cut the blood flow, we can cut it off without so much blood loss..."

♠ Hyper: "Ah, good idea."

Asriel_Dreemurr: waits a bit.

Smol Asriel: 's hands have stopped mutating

Bondertale: "WE'RE MONSTERS! WE CAN FULLY REGENERATE BY EATING PIES! WHY ARE WE FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!?" toriel yelled, slightly hysterical

Smol Asriel: is just crying

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...The hands aren't growing."

Bondertale: is kind of a hypocrite for asking that question lol

Asriel_Dreemurr: "They aren't alive anymore."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's the quickest way we can do this?"

♠ Hyper: "My rainbow sword thingies?"

♠ Hyper: "I should have them!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, try..."

Bondertale: BAsriel walked up, with a full-sized shocker breaker. "We have to do this somehow."

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, stepping back."

♠ Hyper: * He steps back.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cut a few inches away from the rope."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't cut behind the rope."

Smol Asriel: I can't feel them...

Bondertale: Bazzy nodded. He aimed the sword, before g closing his eyes and making a straight swipe down.

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((128 hours: Goat edition))

Smol Asriel: closes his eyes tight

Bondertale: (I like how asriel is cutting off asriel's hand at the behest of asriel and asriel)

Asriel_Dreemurr: hopes that was painless.

Smol Asriel: Bazzy must be a weak motherfucker, because his hands are only halfway chopped off

Smol Asriel: screams in pain

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Again!"

♠ Hyper: * He winces.

Bondertale: "DAMN MY INABILITY TO USE MY OWN WEAPONS!" first calmly walked up, slicing the rest off with a dagger. This kid was kinda creepy.

Bondertale: Frisk not first

Smol Asriel: screams more

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay...."

Smol Asriel: 's twisty ass hands fall to the ground

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Bondertale: Toriel hugs him tightly. "D-does anyone have any monster food?"

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Smol Asriel: cries and screams

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((If I cauterize the wound would he die))

♠ Hyper: "AD, cauterize the wound or something!"

Bondertale: (why would he? That's kind of the opposite effect of cauterization)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I don't know why but that seems like a bad idea..."

Smol Asriel: ((Better cauterize the wound

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Isn't fur flammable?"

Smol Asriel: is still screaming his head off

♠ Hyper: "You're lighting flesh on fire, not fur!"

Smol Asriel: is bleeding a lot

♠ Hyper: "It will be fine!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: creates a smal flame, and begins to cauterize the wounded areas, both a taime.

Asriel_Dreemurr: time*

Smol Asriel: screams even more

Smol Asriel: is successfully cauterized

Asriel_Dreemurr: -The flame on his left side pulsates randomly, but never gets too big, nor does it just go away.-

Bondertale: fuck this is BRUTAL

Smol Asriel: >You also killed all the nerves

Asriel_Dreemurr: pulls his arms back.

Smol Asriel: >RIP replacement hands, you killed the nerves by burning them

Bondertale: toriel blinks. "Is it over? Are we done?" she asked, quietly

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The hand was already dead))

Smol Asriel: screams less and less, eventually just going into a mess of tears

Bondertale: (telepathically controlled robot hands)

Smol Asriel: ((But the stubs tho

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The rope would kill off the nerves, too))

Smol Asriel: ((You burnt the stubs

Smol Asriel: ((They were not dead

♠ Hyper: * He hugs Smazzy.

Bondertale: "Shhh...its okay, my child. It's over. It's over."

Asriel_Dreemurr: never too the rope off

Asriel_Dreemurr: took*

Smol Asriel: ((Oh ok lol

Smol Asriel: ((10/10

Bondertale: (telepathically controlled robot hands.)

Smol Asriel: ((Great amputation RP everyone, I was bored

Bondertale: (like peridot)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you okay?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did I do a good?"

Smol Asriel: buries his face in Hyper, trying to hug him with no hands, they're still burning hot

Smol Asriel: just cries

Asriel_Dreemurr: doesn't know if he should thate the ropes off.

Asriel_Dreemurr: take*

♠ Hyper: * He isn't burned, surprisingly.

♠ Hyper: * He keeps on hugging Smazzy tight.

Smol Asriel: isn't bleeding

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs with his normal arm.

♠ Hyper: ((do you jack off to this, slarvath?))

Smol Asriel: ((Jack off? No

Smol Asriel: ((I like watching smol children suffer

Bondertale: (do you derive sexual pleasure from mutilating smol gote children?)

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna be the best dad for a smol gote child

Smol Asriel: ((He'll call me daddy

♠ Hyper: ((k

Smol Asriel: ((Just you watch

Smol Asriel: cries more

Bondertale: Basriel sighed, dissipating the shocker breaker. "Thanks frisk." Frisk nodded, getting rid of their dagger too.

Bondertale: "You're kinda psycho. Did you ever notice that?" frisk shrugged.

Bondertale: (i kinda wanna play mk again, but I need to decide what to do with a teenaged monster kid)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry, kid..."

♠ Hyper: "..I'm sorry that you had to experience that."

Bondertale: "I-it was for the best for everyone. If you had fully mutated, we would have had to do much more drastic things. That didn't make it easy, though." toriel sighed, still trying to comfort smolsriel, burying her head in his disproportionately small neck fur.

Smol Asriel: It hurts...

Smol Asriel: It hurt m-more than anything...

♠ Hyper: "We know."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should I remove the Rope?"

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Smol Asriel: I don't know...

Smol Asriel: is still sobbing

Bondertale: "I-it can't hurt him less."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: loosens the rope, making sure nothing will happen, and can re-tighten it if something goes bad.

♠ Hyper: * He wipes Smazzy's tears gently.

♠ Hyper: ((Smazzy: AND IIIIIIIIIII HOLY SHIT

Smol Asriel: 's charred skin flakes off a bit, but that's all that happens

Asriel_Dreemurr: removes the rops

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Bondertale: (WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOUHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOUPDYOUDOTHISTOME)

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be okay..."

Bondertale: toriel sighed. "We need to find some way to get him new hands. Prosthetics are out of the question. But we can't just leave him without any hands."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know a goat."

Bondertale: (we're going to turn this fucking child into Darth vader)

Smol Asriel: ...

Bondertale: (he's more machine than man)

Smol Asriel: W-what would have happened...

Bondertale: "What would have happened if what?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "They were a friend of Jukon's. They have a wide variety of Cybernetic stuff..."

♠ Hyper: ((No, Hyper is more machine than man

Smol Asriel: If I f-fully turned...

♠ Hyper: "Bad things would of happened."

Smol Asriel: ...

Bondertale: "...i don't think k any of us want to think about that, my child."

Smol Asriel: sobs

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You didn't though! You survived!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're gonna pull through, Kid..."

Smol Asriel: W-would you kill me? If it came to it...

Asriel_Dreemurr: avoids the question.

Smol Asriel: looks at everyone

Bondertale: Toriel feels a lump in her throat. "No..."she shook in her head. "Not if we didn't have to. If there was any other way."

Smol Asriel: ...

♠ Hyper: "What Toriel said."

Asriel_Dreemurr: pretends he didn't hear them.

Smol Asriel: O-ok...

Bondertale: Toriel paused. "I love you, asriel. We all do."

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, about what Toriel said.

♠ Hyper: "We all care about you."

Smol Asriel: I love you too

Smol Asriel: attempts to hug everyone, and fails

Bondertale: (right in the feels)

Smol Asriel: ((Hehehe

Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs him.

Asriel_Dreemurr: with one arm, but you get the point.

♠ Hyper: * He's already hugging him.

Bondertale: hugs him as well. Like a reverse group hug.

Smol Asriel: smiles through the tears

Smol Asriel: Thank you... s-so much

Smol Asriel: I love you, all of you, please don't go away...

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Bondertale: (headcanon: monster kid's name is ACTUALLY 'kid'. H parents were even less creative than Asgore. )

Bondertale: Their

♠ Hyper: ((Hi, DD.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We won't..."

Bondertale: (hi crikeycameron)

Smol Asriel: ((Hoi

♠ Hyper: "I won't ever go away."

Bondertale: Toriel shook her head. "Well be here for you, asriel. Always."

Bondertale: (ooooh H that line is gonna sting)

Smol Asriel: Thank you...

DamnDude: (( This should be the last time im on here before i can rp ))

Smol Asriel: ((We just cut off a smol child's hands

DamnDude: (( What? ))

DamnDude: (( Wait, what* ))

Smol Asriel: ((I was bored

Bondertale: (smolsriel started joy mutating)

Bondertale: (so we had to cut off his fucking hands)

DamnDude: (( Oh god ))

Bondertale: (he's relatively okay now)

Bondertale: (but he needs new hands, and prosthetics won't work)

Bondertale: (so we gotta figure some shit out)

Smol Asriel: ((That shocker breaker sure did

Smol Asriel: ((Come in...

Smol Asriel: ((H

Smol Asriel: ((A

Smol Asriel: ((N

Smol Asriel: ((D

Smol Asriel: ((Y

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NO))

Smol Asriel: I-I...

DamnDude: (( So why wouldnt artifical lims work? ))

Smol Asriel: Think I'm gonna...

Bondertale: (the nerves are dead)

Smol Asriel: passes out

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

DamnDude: (( Fine ))

Bondertale: (and omfg slarv stop making terrible puns)

Smol Asriel: ((He cauterized the wound

Bondertale: (hey, I don't like it either)

Bondertale: Toriel sighs, snuggling her smol gote child. "

DamnDude: (( Well there is an idea, but you guys might hate it. ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles aswell

Bondertale: "You really are a handful." she said, at a weak attempt at brevity. "WAITNOIDIDNT-oh, Gods, that was bad wording." she was glad smolsriel was asleep

Bondertale: (hoo boy)

♠ Hyper: * He snuggles his smol goat chil, too!

DamnDude: (( -cut off his arms, to allow for full metal arms :D ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "oh my god."

Bondertale: (full Metal asriel)

Smol Asriel: ((Shoulda done nipples

♠ Hyper: "Oh my."

Bondertale: couldn't help but weakly chuckle at that mistake. "I am so bad at my job..." she muttered, shaking her head.

♠ Hyper: "..We all are."

Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles lightly.

Bondertale: ([url=http://midtime.tumblr.com/post/139042711736/about-wyvern-monster-kid-what-if-they-did-have]this[/url] is prolly what I'll do for monster not-kid)

Bondertale: (I hope that link actually works)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It did))

Smol Asriel: purrs gently in his sleep

Smol Asriel: ((Well I gotta HAND it to you Tori

Smol Asriel: ((You saved his ass

Bondertale: (she didn't fucking do anything g lol)

Bondertale: (I mean I guess she kept him from moving)

Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah

Smol Asriel: ((10/10 parenting

Bondertale: (but literally everyone else in the bar but her did something)

Bondertale: (including the ones she was bonded with)

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well... That was eventful."

Bondertale: (thinking on it keeping smol still there was kind of important)

Smol Asriel: ((Hm?

Smol Asriel: ((Oh yes, keeping him alive is important. He's donnel the waifu stealer

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Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "I thought taking care of him would be no more complicated than taking care of frisk, or my asriel, or chara. The universe disagreed."

The White Wolf: (Oi

Bondertale: (as in, keeping him from moving)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "yep."

Bondertale: (hi yazan)

Bondertale: (Asgore's adopted gote son just had to have his hands cut off because he was joy mutating)

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Smol Asriel: ((I was bored

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Bondertale: (and normal robot prosthetics are out of the questions, cause the nerves are dead)

Smol Asriel: ((gtg soon

Smol Asriel: ((And I'll be taking my computer, so I'll go now

Smol Asriel: ((Cya fuccbois later

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The White Wolf: ((Mine dont work via nerves

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure I can find a way to get him sme hands."

The White Wolf: -Walks in

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Shin."

♠ Hyper: ((I just beat Sans in six minutes

♠ Hyper: ((10/10

The White Wolf: Hello

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you ready to get into that castle?"

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The White Wolf: Yes

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, no better time then now."

Bondertale: Frisk shot a glare at Shin, avoiding getting too close to him. "Good morning, Shin." toriel said.

♠ Hyper: "You two are going in a castle?"

♠ Hyper: ((I just beat Sans in six minutes

♠ Hyper: ((10/10 would beat Smiley Trashbag again

The White Wolf: Finding answers

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, walking to the Anydoor.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We'll be back in awhile.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "

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The White Wolf: (Hype can join

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♠ Hyper: ((Okay.

♠ Hyper: "Can I join yah two?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."

♠ Hyper: * He gets up, and walks over to AD.

♠ Hyper: "Cool."

Bondertale: (and thus, leave smolsriel with his gotemom, his...self, and bfrisk, the little psycho shit)

Asriel_Dreemurr: opens the anydoor.

The White Wolf: Yekozo

The White Wolf: -walks to the anydoor

♠ Hyper: * He walks into the Anydoor.

The White Wolf: -leds them to the castle, after tsome travel-

♠ Hyper: "Woah."

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The White Wolf: ((you know whats going on frisky?

♠ Hyper: ((nah

♠ Hyper: ((also gdi ad

The White Wolf: (a cybernetic box was found in jukon's grave. its unusual as it serves no practical value but the box was meant to survive anything and be retrieved

The White Wolf: (SUNVABITCH

♠ Hyper: ((Ah.))

Bondertale: (does jukon have, like...a backup brain?(

The White Wolf: ((No she is perm dead

Bondertale: (hm)

Bondertale: (but the box has to be something important)

The White Wolf: (you'll find out, send someone if you want to join

The White Wolf: ((hence the reason why AD is hanging out with the person who killed Jukon

Bondertale: (don't really got nobody to join)

Bondertale: (frisk wouldn't want to work with the white wolf, and without them, ain't no bondertale people coming)

Bondertale: (and fresh didn't really know jukon too much. Even less than frisk.)

Bondertale: (and barchar can't leave)

The White Wolf: ((not your azzy?

♠ Hyper: ((or mk can fly in front of wolf and shoot fire at him

♠ Hyper: ((lolno

Bondertale: (I guess he has to have gone somewhere, since think the Omega timeline got destroyed or something?)

Bondertale: (they)

Bondertale: (whatever)

Bondertale: (it's flexible imo)

The White Wolf: ((so all AD found out about the box is that its mad out of a nearly indestructable metal called Cortin, the place they are going to iplace called Forge, the only group that can make it

♠ Hyper: ((rip

♠ Hyper: ((and ad's dead

♠ Hyper: ((so we have to wait

The White Wolf: ((I got out of bed for this/

Bondertale: (rip)

♠ Hyper: ((La Alaska quacked vhi had bj NEC h HDB jigged vu! That sentence is an example of swiping your finger on a mobile keyboard for about four times.))

Bondertale: (cup am MD Cy of rn is an odd an old seen)

The White Wolf: ((oh also the area they are going to is a frozen wasteland that has frozen and dead tropical plant is int

Bondertale: (I think SwiftKey make sit not work as well)

♠ Hyper: ((Wowie.))

The White Wolf: (you should send Frisky flame

♠ Hyper: ((no

♠ Hyper: ((i am not flame's character

Bondertale: (OR ARE YOU)

The White Wolf: ((you've been under flames control the entire time

♠ Hyper: ((Haha, no.))

Bondertale: ( *camera pans out, frisky is being controlled by barchar* )

♠ Hyper: ((Nah.))

The White Wolf: ((what a twist

Bondertale: (but again, frisk would not be down with worming with the white wolf. And everyone else would need to come with them, or else they'd die. And that no good.)

The White Wolf: ((oh yead

The White Wolf: (((rip

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Bondertale: (hyper is kill)

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The White Wolf: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC7NXfvGE6A pretty much what I do during hitman games

♠ Hyper: ((Meanwhile, I'm just relaxing

♠ Hyper: ((like Sans would

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♠ Hyper: ((finally

The White Wolf: ((but sans is rip

♠ Hyper: ((i know

♠ Hyper: ((I killed him twelve times

♠ Hyper: ((:)

The White Wolf: ((finally we can continue the orgy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((orgy))

The White Wolf: ((AD take your pants off

Bondertale: ( *thumbs up* )

Bondertale: (you missed frisky being revealed as my puppet)

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((k))

♠ Hyper: ((I'm not your puppet.))

♠ Hyper: ((I'm eating a cookie right now.))

♠ Hyper: ((I am a rebel.))

The White Wolf: -the group is at the castle now-

Asriel_Dreemurr: is just looking at it.

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♠ Hyper: ((And I ate a cookie after eating Doritos, a slice of pie, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I have high as fuck metabolism.))

♠ Hyper: "..Wow."

The White Wolf: -takes AD to the long running tunnel thats a bit above ground

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

The White Wolf: lets find out whats inside it

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks into the tunnel.

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets in.

Answers: (its more of a pipe

♠ Hyper: * He begins to head forward, following AD.

The White Wolf: -is too big to enter- good luck, I will enter when I can

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps walking.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay!"

♠ Hyper: "Alrighty!"

Answers: -the pipe is has some kind of sulge in it

♠ Hyper: "..Yuck."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ew."

♠ Hyper: "I am too sophisticated for sluge like this."

♠ Hyper: * He keeps on walking.

Asriel_Dreemurr: also continues.

Answers: -you have to crouch and crawl through it to get rhrough it

Asriel_Dreemurr: is also doing that.

♠ Hyper: * He is also doing that.

♠ Hyper: "..Ech."

Answers: -eventually they come across gated crate, preventing foward montion

♠ Hyper: "Huh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Break it down!"

♠ Hyper: "Do we turn or something?"

♠ Hyper: "Oh, okay."

♠ Hyper: ".." * He attempts to break the grated crate with brute force.

♠ Hyper: Gated*

Answers: -is just a grate, find a way to break it

Asriel_Dreemurr: also hurls fireballs at it.

Asriel_Dreemurr: stops.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait."

♠ Hyper: "Hm?"

♠ Hyper: "Don't set fire to this tunnel oh my fucking lord."

Asriel_Dreemurr: wlksa up to the gate and punches it with his Cybernetic hand.

♠ Hyper: "Ah, there you go."

Answers: -it gives away and opens

♠ Hyper: * He keeps on moving forward.

♠ Hyper: "I'm going to need something to clean all this crap off."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, so do I."

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps trudging.

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♠ Hyper: "I can't take any showers, either."

Answers: -eventually you reach the internal castle through the waste disposel. its glowing red and around 90 F degrees inside

♠ Hyper: "Wow."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hot."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's so hot."

♠ Hyper: "You're hotter."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I am."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The average body temperature is 98."

Answers: -no one is around. theres to exits left and right

♠ Hyper: "No, I mean literally."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, left or right?"

♠ Hyper: "I'm a leftie, so I say we go left."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kay."

Asriel_Dreemurr: heads left with Hyper.

♠ Hyper: * He heads left with AD.

Answers: -it leds into a furance area, theres two guards smoking. No production is happeneing right now

♠ Hyper: "Hi, guards."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do- goddamnit Hyper..."

♠ Hyper: "Smoking will give you lung cancer."

Answers: DA FUCK?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper they are going to shoo- Howdy, Guard!"

Answers: -they turn and fire there guns at Hyper-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait!"

♠ Hyper: * The bullets bounce off.

♠ Hyper: "Whoopsie doopsie."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "We are the Waste disposal service!"

♠ Hyper: "Yeah!"

Answers: -who said they were bullets?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's why we were in the tubes!"

♠ Hyper: * well wowie

Answers: -one runs to an alarm-

♠ Hyper: "Oh my fuck, don't."

♠ Hyper: "We're good people."

Answers: -the other one begins shifting to cover him

Answers: ((you guys ever heard of stealth?

♠ Hyper: ((yes

Answers: ((well you suck at it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Answers: -the other guard presses the alarm and it starts to blaze-

♠ Hyper: "Welp."

♠ Hyper: "Run."

Answers: -the two guards begin to fire-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait, I have a box that's worth a lot or something!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can give it to you if you just let me do something!"

Answers: -they don't care, they contine to fire

Answers: -one throws a grenade

♠ Hyper: * He pulls out two shocker breakers.

♠ Hyper: * He slices the grenade in half.

Answers: -it explodes-

♠ Hyper: "Ow."

♠ Hyper: "My face."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh jesus..."

♠ Hyper: "I'm fine!"

Answers: -more guards pour in, 5 now

♠ Hyper: "Let's just fucking run!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: takes out the flare gun.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait..."

Answers: -youre inside

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks for any opening to get a flare out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: is under cover, btw.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck it."

Answers: -an intercom blares- ENEMY AT THE GATE, ENEMY AT THE GATE

♠ Hyper: "Oh dear."

Asriel_Dreemurr: fires a flare at the fist guard he sees, then sends a barrage of fireballs.

♠ Hyper: * He runs toward a few guards and attempts to slice them with the shocker breakers.

Answers: -the flares hits the guard as he bursts into flames and falls off the catwalk

Answers: -the other gaurds pull out swords to engage Htype

Asriel_Dreemurr: then fires a barrage of fireballs at the roof, in hopes to make a hole.

♠ Hyper: "You guys have swords? Sword fight it is!"

Answers: -and explosion happens far behind you, can't be seen but can be felt

♠ Hyper: (("DON'T SHANK ME BRO"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

♠ Hyper: * He attempts to stab a few guards in the balls.

Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps hitting the roof.

Answers: -theres no hole, this place is meant to survive the heat-

Answers: ((its a furance))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "fuck..."

♠ Hyper: * He then kicks the guards.

Asriel_Dreemurr: shoots fireballs at guards.

♠ Hyper: ((AD AND HYPER: HORRIBLE GOAT SPIES

Answers: -the three engage in a sword fight, but hyoe cuts one down and kicks the other into the furance

♠ Hyper: "Whew!"

Answers: ((AD is surpressing the other two with firballs as they exchange fire, they are up on the catwalks

Answers: -the two turn a different directions, and fire at something else

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The big bad wolf, here to save us. Hopefully."

The White Wolf: -comes in from out of sight and cuts the two down within seconds

Answers: you two alright?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks. We'refine."

♠ Hyper: "We're good."

Asriel_Dreemurr: gets out from cover, looking around.

The White Wolf: good

The White Wolf: took care of the entrance guard -walks up the alarm and punches it, deactiving it

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The White Wolf: -regroups- what happened? I though you were sneaking in

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper said Hi."

♠ Hyper: * He shrugs.

♠ Hyper: "I was greeting them."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper fucking greeted the guard."

♠ Hyper: "Yes I did."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then told him to sop smoking."

♠ Hyper: "Yeah, it's bad for his lungs!"

The White Wolf: -stares at hype- ....

♠ Hyper: ((Wolf is not amused

♠ Hyper: "Just, don't worry about it."

The White Wolf: you could have gotten AD killed, don't do that again

Asriel_Dreemurr: facepalms, then looks for something to read the box.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, seriously."

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♠ Hyper: "Well, he could always cheat death."

♠ Hyper: "Like I did."

♠ Hyper: * He shrugs, and looks around.

The White Wolf: Yekozo, lets find someone who might know about the box

♠ Hyper: "Right."

Asriel_Dreemurr: takes out the box, and holds it in his hands.

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♠ Hyper: * He stares at the box.

Answers: -theres a path down a corridor and en elevator

♠ Hyper: "Hm.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: walks doesn the corridor, to the elevator.

♠ Hyper: * He follows AD.

Answers: -there are 4 levels, you are on the 1st floor, B1, 1, 2, 3

The White Wolf: -follows

♠ Hyper: "What floor should we go for first?"

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno, B1? Then to 2, then to 3."

♠ Hyper: "Eh, okay."

♠ Hyper: "On those floors, we should actually sneak around a little."

♠ Hyper: "So you don't die."

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods."

The White Wolf: a little late for that

Asriel_Dreemurr: "There was an alarm, though."

♠ Hyper: "Meh."

The White Wolf: B1 then?

Asriel_Dreemurr: Yeah."

♠ Hyper: "Sure.*

♠ Hyper: "*

Asriel_Dreemurr: enters the elevator.

♠ Hyper: * He enters the elevator, too.

The White Wolf: -press the button-

Answers: -the elevator goes down and opens up. It large warhouse holding slabs of Cortin and a number of weapons like tanks, guns, swords, robot suits, and more

Answers: -a guard yells out- OI FUCK OFF OR I'LL SHOOT

♠ Hyper: "This will be usef--"

Answers: -isn't in sight though-

♠ Hyper: "Welp."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "OI I'LL FUKIN CUT U, MATE."

♠ Hyper: "OI, YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I JUST CAME TO GET ME AH NEW GUN, YOU MONGOL."

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♠ Hyper: "I'M YOUR COWORKER JERRY, MATE."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'LL KIK UR SORRY ASS BACK TO AUSTRALIA, FUCKBOI."

Answers: -a clank is heard along with running

The White Wolf: ....

♠ Hyper: "See? We did it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: whispers "Heran."

Asriel_Dreemurr: he ran*

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♠ Hyper: ((hi

The White Wolf: so it seems -walk forward

Temmii: ((ayy

♠ Hyper: * He walks forward.

Asriel_Dreemurr: walks forward Aswell.

The White Wolf: its a warehouse, -grabs an ingot of Cortin- grab something if you want it

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "What can be useful to me?"

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Answers: -theres a particle bazooka, a MSA-005 arm that houses a particle cannon in if

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♠ Hyper: "Hoo boy."

Answers: -a heat hawk, a number of normal gun and swords,

♠ Hyper: * He grabs a normal gun. "This will be useful."

Answers: -its jsut a submachine gun

♠ Hyper: * Right.

Answers: -it reads Zenith Industries, ZPI-14, 7.62x23mm

♠ Hyper: "Hm.."

♠ Hyper: "Interesting."

Answers: -a head pokes out from behind the tank-

Answers: -theres a tank too-

♠ Hyper: * He points the submachine gun at the head.

♠ Hyper: "Don't try anything, mate!"

Answers: Don't shoot -holds up his hands-

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Answers: I-i-i-i don't fight

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♠ Hyper: "Alright, good."

♠ Hyper: "Do you know anything that is of importance to us?"

♠ Hyper: "Anything about Floor 2 or 3?"

♠ Hyper: "Or about a box?"

Answers: -walks out- Just a guard mate, they ain't tell me nothin

Answers: -is a young rabbit, looks nervous-

♠ Hyper: "Alright."

♠ Hyper: "Do you know anything about this place or floor?"

Answers: da boss is on the 3rd floor

Answers: but the elle don't work

♠ Hyper: "Ah."

Answers: you gotta go through the 2nd floor and take the stair case

Answers: dats the Core

♠ Hyper: "Mmhm."

♠ Hyper: "Is that all you know, kid?"

Answers: All I got, swear on me mum

♠ Hyper: "Good. I'll let you go, for now."

♠ Hyper: "Don't do anything stupid, please."

The White Wolf: we should tie him up at least

♠ Hyper: * He glances at Wolf. "Maybe."

♠ Hyper: "You got any rope?"

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The White Wolf: -walks up and grabs the guard by the arm and forces him down- no find some

Answers: AWW dat hurtz you cunt!

♠ Hyper: "Alright."

♠ Hyper: * He looks around for rope.

Answers: -thers some chain

DamnDude: (( So i was wrong ))

♠ Hyper: * He grabs the chain, and tosses it to Wolf.

♠ Hyper: ((Hm.))

DamnDude: (( Now in at dinner with parents, just waiting for my father to arrive ))

♠ Hyper: ((Alrighty.))

DamnDude: (( So the next time im back, i should be able to do stuff ))

The White Wolf: -ties the kid up an hangs him up by the barrel of the tanks. He dangles there-

Answers: What the fuck mates?!? I told you everythnig I knew

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♠ Hyper: "We just want to make sure you don't backstab us."

♠ Hyper: ((Hi.))

Gaster: ((hi there

Answers: ((oi

Answers: ((AD come back

Gaster: ((seems like there's not a lot going on right now, that's good, i can do homework while monitoring chat

Answers: ((baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

Gaster: ((if i fail to respond to anything it's probably 'cause i tabbed out, lmao

Answers: ((mmkay

♠ Hyper: ((Alright.))

DamnDude: (( Understood ))

Gaster: ((you know, a lot of teachers say not to use wikipedia but it's a great place to find sources

♠ Hyper: ((Yeah.))

Gaster: ((as in, the sources used to write the article

Answers: ((did it all the time myself during college

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Jozlyn: ((Ayy

Gaster: ((unfortunately a lot of the sources on the subject i'm looking for seem to be outdated, and I don't think i can use stuff retrieved through wayback machine

♠ Hyper: ((Hi, Tri.))

Answers: ((oi

Jozlyn: ((What've I missed?

DamnDude: (( My evil plans ))

Answers: ((AD, Hype, and Wolf are questing

Gaster: ((i'm doing research on right-to-work laws

♠ Hyper: ((Yep.))

Jozlyn: ((Alright, thanks

Jozlyn: ((Still interested in tulpas, was on my mind the entire day

Gaster: ((uuugh why did i pick this topic, it's a lot more complicated than i expecteeedddd

Answers: ((so Verum never got to go no that date with Jukon

Jozlyn: ((He didn't, but he co---wait nope

Answers: ((sad airhorn

Jozlyn: ((Rip date 2016

Answers: ((wasn't there for the funeral either

Answers: (and didn't get a locket, if gaster handed them out that is

Jozlyn: ((To be fair, Verum is running everything at his timeline now

Jozlyn: ((Two reasons I don't bring him any more, 1. he's not a talkative character, and 2. he's a god

Answers: ((Jukon would have dated a god

Jozlyn: ((Well, if someone had the option to date a god they'd obviously take it

Answers: ((yeah it sucks playing a non talkactive/shy character

Answers: ((not if they were like greek gods, they were dicks

Jozlyn: ((Verum's not shy, he's just Sans

Jozlyn: ((His idea came from Sans and deviated until he was his own character, but it's fair to call him a half-Sans

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Temmii: ((ayy

Answers: ((oi

♠ Hyper: ((I just killed Sans for the fifteenth time

♠ Hyper: ((10/10

DamnDude: (( Greetings ))

DamnDude: (( Ign ))

Jozlyn: ((Ayy

Jozlyn: is asleep behind the TV.

♠ Hyper: * Meanwhile, he's waiting for AD to come fucking back.

♠ Hyper: * AD better come soon.

Temmii: trots in, in her catlike form.

Temmii: walks up to Jozlyn and boops shoots.

The White Wolf: is starring at AD, waiting for him to come back too

Temmii: [font=Futura]Hiya~[/font]

Jozlyn: ((boops shoots

Jozlyn: wakes up, yawning. "...Hi. :3"

DamnDude: (( Also, i got an idea during class. Soon, id start to check if those around you... are really who they say they are :D ))

Temmii: ((*snoots

Temmii: [font=Futura]Hi there~[/font]

Jozlyn: [font=arial]How are you?[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]Great~! [sub]Mow that I'm with you~[/sub][/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]*Now[/font]

♠ Hyper: ((Jozlyn: let's watch our favorite show, 'Jizzlyn n' Temmussy!'

Jozlyn: ((If anyone would say that it'd be Temmii

Temmii: ((Yep

Smol Asriel: ((Hoi :3

Jozlyn: ((Hoi

The White Wolf: ....I head he was lazy, but this....

♠ Hyper: ((Hi.))

Temmii: [font=Futura]Wanna watch some TV?[/font]

♠ Hyper: "Asriel is my favorite lazy goat, though."

♠ Hyper: "This is really getting annoying."

Jozlyn: [font=arial]Alright. What's on?[/font]

♠ Hyper: ((Slarv, AD, Hyper, and Wolf are on a quest

♠ Hyper: ((and AD needs to come back

♠ Hyper: ((because holy shit

Temmii: [font=Futura]There's...[/font]

Answers: ((wait Slar was part of this?

♠ Hyper: ((no

♠ Hyper: ((I was telling Slarv

♠ Hyper: ((just in case he thought AD and Hyper were still at the bar

Answers: ((I'm not against it though

♠ Hyper: ((He'll just kill everybody with a nuke

Answers: ((bring the smol gote into battle

♠ Hyper: ((A goat-nuke.

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♠ Hyper: ((A Tsar Bomboat.

Smol Asriel: ((Wait what

Smol Asriel: ((Im on a quest?

♠ Hyper: ((No.

♠ Hyper: ((AD, Hyper, and Wolf are, though ))

Smol Asriel: ((K

Smol Asriel: ((So i herd ur

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Smol Asriel: ((Still interested in tulpas?

Answers: ((the Wolf brought the smol gote along in one of this internal comparments

Jozlyn: ((Indeed

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Jozlyn: ((The problem is it seems...too simple

Smol Asriel: ((Ive read guides

Smol Asriel: ((It sounds very easy to fuck up

Answers: ((jk

Jozlyn: ((I've read guides as well, a lot seems simple and then I read further and it seems less simple but still simple

Smol Asriel: ((There is one that is dead serious and scares me

Temmii: [font=Futura]-What's on TV…? YOU CHOOSE!-[/font]

Jozlyn: ((I read a guide on tulpa anatomy, but I question how easy it is to make the anatomy

Smol Asriel: ((Mhm... 30 hours doesnt sound like enough

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Smol Asriel: ((And supposedly that guide put too much emphasis on time

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Smol Asriel: ((Imma take my time with azzy

Jozlyn: ((And how do you get into your mind's eye

Smol Asriel: ((Oh, thats easy

The White Wolf: ...did you know Jukon well?

Smol Asriel: ((You just visualize stuff

Jozlyn: ((It seems simple but it's not specific so I would never know if I'm doing it right

Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, thats what im worried about

Smol Asriel: ((How to know im not just deluding myself

Jozlyn: ((That's my problem with making a tulpa

Temmii: is flipping throughh channels.

Jozlyn: ((The worst thing will be me wondering if my tulpa is speaking or if I am

Jozlyn: [font=arial]...That one! :o[/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Yup

Jozlyn: points to "How It's Made: Sugar".

Jozlyn: ((shh

Smol Asriel: ((Which is why im going to try and get him projected as fast as i can

Temmii: ((Elsen sugar or normal sugar…?

Jozlyn: ((All versions of sugar

Smol Asriel: is passed out on the couch with no hands

Jozlyn: ((Hour-long special covering all sugars

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Temmii: snuggles up to her.

Gaster: ((oh god if it was elsen sugar it would never make it on air

Smol Asriel: 's janky hands are still on the ground

Jozlyn: (("Now that we got all the other sugars out of the way, it's time for elsen sugar. Viewer discretion is advised."

Jozlyn: ((*first image is burning elsen*

Smol Asriel: has stopped smoking

Gaster: ((all narrated in the how it's made guy's soothing voice

Jozlyn: snuggles as well.

♠ Hyper: ((It's Made Guy: As you can see, the Elsen is burning in a firey depth of despair.

Jozlyn: (("First, you fire up the furnace. Make sure the elsen is dead, this is optional but recommended."

Smol Asriel: 's hands are currently being eaten by tiny llamas

Jozlyn: (("Next, throw the elsen into the firy pit of hell and watch it burn."

Gaster: ((WAIT WTF IS GOING ON WITH SMOLRIEL

Temmii: [font=Futura]This is really interesting![/font]

Jozlyn: (("Congrats, you got sugar from a dead body."

Jozlyn: [font=arial]Mhm. :o[/font]

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♠ Hyper: ((His hands mutated and they had to get cut off

Gaster: ((oh

Jozlyn: ((Wowie

Gaster: ((and they're getting eaten by llamas?

DamnDude: (( Yep ))

Smol Asriel: had to make that reference

Smol Asriel: ((My stomach was makin the rumblies

Smol Asriel: ((That only hands could satisfy

♠ Hyper: ((So you gave yourself a handjob?))

Temmii: ((My HC of Mettaton EX's voice is the How It's Made narrator's voice))

Answers: (Imma take a shower

Gaster: ((oh

Gaster: ((oh my god temmii that's amazing

♠ Hyper: ((ohh yesss

Smol Asriel: is a smol gote child with charred hand nubs lying on the couch

Jozlyn: ((I don't remember the last time I watched How It's Made, but last time I saw it it was a girl

Gaster: ((wut

Smol Asriel: ((No gurls allowed

Jozlyn: ((The narrator was a girl iirc

Jozlyn: ((Maybe it changed, or maybe there were two, idk

Temmii: [font=Futura]You're sweeter than sugar~[/font]

Temmii: boops snoots.

Smol Asriel: ((Today on cau

Temmii: [font=Futura]-A faint rimshot is heard in the distance-[/font]

Smol Asriel: ((We ship a fucking cat

Gaster: ((what the hell

Jozlyn: [font=arial]But I'm mostly made of sugar. :3[/font]

Gaster: ((where's my soothing narrator

Temmii: [font=Futura]Tee hee~[/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Tune in next week when we ship a tree

Jozlyn: ((Well

♠ Hyper: ((I'm listening to the Fallout 4 Diamond City radio

♠ Hyper: ((I don't need narrator shit

♠ Hyper: ((to be soothed

DamnDude: (( Today, we test genetics between hybrids and pure breeds. ))

Smol Asriel: ((I aint complaining i shipped a crowbar

Jozlyn: ((BUT IT WAS ME, B!

Gaster: ((this lady's voice is so grating omg

Jozlyn: ((lol

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DamnDude: (( Except, a bit less pure and more hybrid ))

Smol Asriel: ((You rping chime?

Gaster: ((not rn, i'm doing homework

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Temmii: blushes, and snuggles up.

Smol Asriel: ((K

Jozlyn: [font=arial]In fact, I probably taste like sugar, but I don't know. I don't think it's my skin that is sugary.[/font]

Temmii: 's fur is floofier than usual.

Temmii: [font=Futura]How 'bout I find out~?[/font]

Jozlyn: [font=arial]I know my blood is though, accidentally tasted it in a fight.[/font]

Gaster: ((THERE HE IS: http://www.sciencechannel.com/tv-shows/how-its-made/

Temmii: kisses her before she finishes the second part.

Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Alright. I'm curious.[/font]

Jozlyn: kisses back.

♠ Hyper: ((Temmii: *pulls out knife* L e t ' s t a s t e y o u , t h e n ~

Gaster: ((i'm gonna have this on in the background because his voice is soothing and my dad's driving me up the wall

Temmii: ((she's not yandere

♠ Hyper: ((I know

Smol Asriel: ((Yandemmie

Temmii: [font=Futura]Mmmn~[/font]

Temmii: ((*Yandemmii

Jozlyn: [font=arial]Sugary?[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]Sweeter thn anything I've ever tasted~[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]*than[/font]

Jozlyn: [font=arial]Oh, that's nice. :D[/font]

Gaster: ((sounds like jozlyn has some serious diabeetus

Jozlyn: ((Actually

Gaster: ((if her bodily secretions are sweet

Jozlyn: ((well

Jozlyn: ((yeah but

Gaster: ((then again they're not real cats

Jozlyn: ((I headcanon that she can eat anything, but only sugar gives nutrition

Temmii: thinks of something relevant but boden for a second, before jumping back and blushing.

Temmii: [font=Futura]!![/font]

Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hmm?[/font]

Gaster: ((aaactually felix just posted what the cat's diets are like, let me find the post for you

Temmii: [font=Futura]I-I should try to a-avoid that kind of thought… S-sorry...[/font]

♠ Hyper: ((Jozlyn has type 4 diabetes

Jozlyn: ((Coo---owch

Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What thought? Would I like to know?[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]N-no...[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]I-It's kinda perverted...[/font]

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Temmii: [font=Futura]and by kinda I mean [i]really[/i].[/font]

Jozlyn: [font=arial]Well...you can think whatever you want of me, I don't mind. Doesn't mean it will happen, though. :/[/font]

Gaster: ((here you go: http://thejudge.tumblr.com/post/141910799419/what-are-the-judge-and-jury-and-witness-fave

Jozlyn: (("Jozlyn enjoys sweets but after the events of HOME she has to cut back on them." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Temmii: whispers. 'nectar' and 'sweetest' can be made out.

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Jozlyn: ((oh

Jozlyn: ((I only need those two words to know what Temmii is thinking

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Gaster: ((don't eat the pussycat's pussy

Jozlyn: is focusing on the show, but can still hear Temmii. She tries not to ask.

Temmii: [font=Futura]I'm fine if you ask...[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]Ask me anything...[/font]

Jozlyn: [font=arial]...What would I ask?[/font]

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Temmii: [font=Futura]I feel like you're holding back a question...[/font]

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Temmii: flickers.

Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Holding back because I'd think it'd be worse if I asked than if I let it go.[/font]

Answers: ((Why AD? WHY?

Temmii: [font=Futura]Wh-what is it? I-I won't mind...[/font]

Gaster: ((whoo, got my homework done

Temmii: blushes.

Gaster: ((feelsgoodman.jpg

Gaster: ((... and it actually improved my mood a little knowing it's done!

Jozlyn: [font=arial]I meant negative for me, I don't know if it'd be negative for you. My question is what you thought and what you're whispering.[/font]

Jozlyn: ((Yay

Jozlyn: ((...I can't say much more than that lol

Gaster: walks into the main room, his daughter close behind. He appears to be making a phone call

Jozlyn: ((I'm not a good supporter ech

Jozlyn: ((...Corsiva's back?

Gaster: ((yup

Gaster: ((got brought back last night

Jozlyn: ((What went on

Answers: ((grood

Temmii: [font=Futura]Please please [i]pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase[/i] don't think I'm weird for this...[/font]

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Answers: ((great

Answers: ((great and good

Gaster: ((well, from what b said...

Jozlyn: [font=arial]I didn't think you were weird after what you did yesterday, so probably not know either.[/font]

Jozlyn: ((now*

Gaster: ((actually, can i pm you this?

Jozlyn: ((Sure

Gaster: ((i don't wanna reveal a twist in the main room just in case i'm right

Temmii: whispers what she was thinking, but heavily [i]SUGARCOATED[/i]! *badumtss*

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Temmii: [font=Futura][sub][sup]And the thing is, I kind of wish for that kind of stuff to happen with all my heart…[/sup][/sub][/font]

Jozlyn: ((Could you PM what she said? If it's alright

Temmii: ((k

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Gaster: sits down at the table. "Yesh, I want it to detect soul signatures. It'd make tracking down a potential kidnapper a whole lot easier!"

Gaster: ((oh

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Gaster: ((oh no, i turned gaster into a scene kid by accident

Jozlyn: ((rip

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Gaster: finally puts down his phone.

Smol Asriel: is lying on the couch with burned stubs

Smol Asriel: is passed out

YoungKingAsgore: -walks in and sees SA-

Smol Asriel: ((My baaaaaars

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Answers: child?

Smol Asriel: ((Im going through the mountains rn ;_;

YoungKingAsgore: Child?

Smol Asriel: has no fucking hands

Smol Asriel: is passed out

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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy

♠ Hyper: ((Smolsriel can't fist daddy anymore.))

YoungKingAsgore: -picks up the child- why does this keep happening to you

♠ Hyper: ((RIP.))

YoungKingAsgore: -checks his pulse and breathing-

Smol Asriel: ((Youve never been stumped?

Smol Asriel: is breathing and has a pulse

♠ Hyper: ((No.))

Smol Asriel: ((What the fuck are you living

♠ Hyper: ((have you been stumped

Gaster: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAH HOLY SHIT

♠ Hyper: ((in the ass

Gaster: ((I JUST GOT REALLY KICK ASS ART FOR FREE

Smol Asriel: ((Cant stump the trump

Gaster: ((http://i67.tinypic.com/2iiwfnm.jpg

♠ Hyper: ((fuck Trump

Jozlyn: ((Wooow noice

Smol Asriel: ((Thas kool

Gaster: ((now fianchetto can have a pic in her profile

♠ Hyper: ((also that's amazing

♠ Hyper: ((also i'm gonna attempt to fix my laptop now

Smol Asriel: opens his eyes

YoungKingAsgore: -sits down and coddles the child. is not very happy-

DamnDude: (( I'm finally here. ))

Smol Asriel: ((Kek

Smol Asriel: ((I saw that

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Smol Asriel: H-hi... Mr Asgore...

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YoungKingAsgore: Hello Child

Smol Asriel: looks at his hands

Smol Asriel: ...

Corsiva: orders a milkshake.

YoungKingAsgore: ...

YoungKingAsgore: I promised to help you and I will

Smol Asriel: I mutated...

Smol Asriel: It was the only way to stop it...

Jozlyn: ((Inb4 Jozlyn mutates at some point

YoungKingAsgore: its alright, we'll find something

DamnDude: (( You haven't had any joy. ))

Gaster: ((did she take joy?

Smol Asriel: ((She maaaaaay :3. If youll let me

Temmii: ((no pls

Temmii: [font=Futura]Oh, and...[/font]

Jozlyn: ((wowie

Jozlyn: ((Well, I suppose it could happen without taking joy

Temmii: [font=Futura]There's that Joy stuff...[/font]

YoungKingAsgore: ((know the nerves are destoryed, though TK-421's cybernetics never required nerves to operate, but its your choice

Temmii: [font=Futura]Do me a favor and never take it...[/font]

Jozlyn: ((Enemies that have joy injectors would be insane

Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Alright. Is it sugary?[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]NO![/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]IT IS BITTER![/font]

Gaster: ((jozlyn mistakes a joy pill for an m&m

Jozlyn: [font=arial]Okay, good. Then I wouldn't want to eat it anyway.[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]Disgusting![/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Bio how the fuck does temmii know

Jozlyn: ((I mistook advil for candy

Temmii: ((she overheard Hyper

Smol Asriel: ((Shes never been to painful

Smol Asriel: ((Of course she did

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Temmii: ((It actually happened

Temmii: [font=Futura]The pills are little blue spheres...[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]From what I've heard.[/font]

Jozlyn: [font=arial]I won't need to know what it is. I just won't take it, I promise. :3[/font]

Temmii: [font=Futura]Thank you so much…![/font]

Temmii: ((gtg

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Jozlyn: [font=arial]No problem.[/font]

Jozlyn: ((Anyway, are joy mutants smart? If so I wouldn't be surprised if they had tranquilizer-like guns that had joy in them to turn others into mutants

YoungKingAsgore: ((GOD DAMNIT AD

Jozlyn: ((Is that a thing?

Gaster: ((They're basically blobs of aggression

Jozlyn: ((Wait Slarv left ;-;

Gaster: ((from what i've seen, anwyay

Jozlyn: ((Oh so I assume they wouldn't be able to do that

Gaster: ((no

Gaster: ((now, a hyper agressive drug dealer could FORCE you to take joy

Jozlyn: ((In that case, besides taking Joy pills, I don't think anyone would be able to become a mutant, which is disappointing---oh

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Smol Asriel: ((Yup, a certain someone can force joz to take joy

Smol Asriel: ((If you wanna have a joz mutant

Gaster: ((but that's only if you're okay with it

Jozlyn: ((I'm fine with it

Jozlyn: ((When does LISATale continue anyway?

Gaster: ((this weekend

Jozlyn: ((So bodyswap isn't on April Fools?

Jozlyn: ((Or the day after?

Gaster: ((i still have to see if i'm going to that con or not

Jozlyn: ((Alright

Gaster: ((so i probably AM going but

Gaster: ((we can either do it tomorrow or the day after april fools

Smol Asriel: ((Ooooooo were gonna have her mutate :)

Gaster: ((now brb i gotta fix my cosplay

YoungKingAsgore: -is hugging the smol gote to try and comfort him-

Smol Asriel: ((But yeah, joy mutants are blobs of violence

Jozlyn: ((How would I roleplay as one? Anything specific, or can I go for something different?

DamnDude: ((I can't wait till we continue the adventure this weekend. I'd honestly laugh if someone who hasn't been with Corrin very often mistaked him turning into a dragon for him becoming a joy mutant after last time.))

Smol Asriel: ((Become an eldrich abomination, be in constant pain, rest is up to you

Jozlyn: ((Alright, thanks

Smol Asriel: is just silently crying

Smol Asriel: ((Typically they are violent but theyre not always

YoungKingAsgore: -is petting the goat and hugging him- its okay,

YoungKingAsgore: We'll find something,

Smol Asriel: I know...

Smol Asriel: B-but what if it happens again?

YoungKingAsgore: ...

Smol Asriel: ((Ill be doing it sunday

Jozlyn: snaps back to reality. "...Just don't take joy?"

Smol Asriel: It hurt more than anything... A-and that was just my hands...

YoungKingAsgore: we'll find a way, no matter what

Smol Asriel: Ok...

Smol Asriel: attempts to hug

YoungKingAsgore: do you know of a cure?

Smol Asriel: No...

YoungKingAsgore: -hugs back tightly-

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Temmii: [font=Futura]Don't.[/font]

Smol Asriel: ((Kek

Temmii: retcons that.

Smol Asriel: ((Thats not gonna stop him

YoungKingAsgore: -doesnt know about the nerves- I can get you new hands

Smol Asriel: holds up his burnt stubs, looking at them

Smol Asriel: How...?

Smol Asriel: Theyre burned...

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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HEY SLARVATH))

Smol Asriel: ((Hi

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((IM ONLYZ HERE TO GIVE YOU THIS))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljhAXWwWlgw))

Smol Asriel: ((What

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((YOULL LOVE IT))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I PROMISE))

Smol Asriel: ((FAGGOT

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((LOLBYE))

YoungKingAsgore: ((I can use the link explaination but only if you want it, plus you can always amptee the tp the nerves

Smol Asriel: ((MASSIVE FAGGOT

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YoungKingAsgore: ((FUCK YOU A

YoungKingAsgore: ((DAMNIT

Smol Asriel: ((I will accept new hands

Smol Asriel: ((The main purpose of that event wasnt to cripple sasriel

YoungKingAsgore: ((just not trying to deus ex it

Smol Asriel: ((You have my permission

Gaster: ((okay, i'm back

Smol Asriel: ((Gaster ban AD

YoungKingAsgore: ((to die?

Gaster: is enjoying spending time with his daughter.

Smol Asriel: is in the arms of an older man

YoungKingAsgore: I can get you new hands, if it doesn't work, theres another way

Smol Asriel: Y-you can?

Smol Asriel: Oh yeah... They said i could get new hands...

YoungKingAsgore: ....just let me know when

Smol Asriel: N-now!

Smol Asriel: Please...

YoungKingAsgore: -gets up holding the gote and walks to the anydoor to head back to the castle-

Smol Asriel: ((AZZY IS BANNED

YoungKingAsgore: very well

Smol Asriel: ((B&

YoungKingAsgore: ((I need him though

Smol Asriel: ((YOU NEED SCUM

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Smol Asriel: ((HE NEEDS JESUS

Fintevious: ((I need AD's gote dick!

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Smol Asriel: stays in goreys arms

Smol Asriel: ((Fuk u bich

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KEK))

Gaster: ((iirc he's the same level of mod i am

Smol Asriel: ((Stop being trash

Smol Asriel: ((Yes he is

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I HATE SPRIEL))

Smol Asriel: ((And hes trash

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I PUT IT THERE TO ANNOY YOU))

Smol Asriel: ((Thats exactly what trash would say

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hey now))

Smol Asriel: ((GO HAVE SOME COFFEE

YoungKingAsgore: -takes le smol gote to the royal doctor

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Were all trash))

Jozlyn: ((I forgot becoming a mutant was permanent welp

Smol Asriel: ((WITH CREAM

Smol Asriel: ((OR SOMETHING

Jozlyn: ((Jozlyn won't be mutant then, sorry

Fintevious: Hello my lord

Smol Asriel: ((awwww

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I hate coffee it's too bitter))

Temmii: trots up to Jozlyn.

♠ Hyper: ((ad fucking finally

Smol Asriel: ((Can we still force feed hee joy?

Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hi. :3[/font]

Jozlyn: ((well

Temmii: [font=Futura]Hey...[/font]

YoungKingAsgore: Doc, I have another job for you

Jozlyn: ((If she doesn't become a mutant, sure

The White Wolf: -is starring at AD-

Asriel_Dreemurr: was... searching. yeah, searching that whole time.

Smol Asriel: ((Ok

Asriel_Dreemurr: shhhhh

Fintevious: ((I g2g in like 20

Smol Asriel: gets new hands yaaay

♠ Hyper: "You've been searching for a long time."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ""Shush."

Asriel_Dreemurr: took a rifle and Ammo.

Fintevious: -puts the child to sleep and begins to oeprate

The White Wolf: (no one wants a particle bazooka?

♠ Hyper: "And I thought you were the lazy one."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I fell asleep in the corner.

♠ Hyper: "Yeah, right."

YoungKingAsgore: -takes the smol goat back to the bar after the surgery

Smol Asriel: is sleep

The White Wolf: you ready?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah.

Asriel_Dreemurr: slings the rifle over his shoulder.

Asriel_Dreemurr: spots a large bazooka looking thing.

The White Wolf: -heads back to the elevator

Jozlyn: ((How long would it take for Jozlyn to recover from Joy?

Asriel_Dreemurr: disregards it.

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The White Wolf: lets go

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to the elevator.

Smol Asriel: ((Shed lose the effects in hours but she would have withdrawal every now and then

♠ Hyper: * He follows AD.

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "To floor 2."

Smol Asriel: ((Symptoms include coughing up blood, weakness, passing out

Jozlyn: ((Every now and then? How often is that, what does it do, and how long?

Jozlyn: ((Owch

YoungKingAsgore: -is waiting on the couch with he smol gote, who has robotic arms now-

Smol Asriel: ((Lasts as long as you want

Smol Asriel: ((Happens as often as you want

Jozlyn: ((Alright, thanks

Smol Asriel: wakes up

Answers: -the elevator goes to 2nd floor its a huge room with a glowing energy pool, similar to the Core

♠ Hyper: "Wowzers."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Answers: -theres cat walks across

Smol Asriel: holds his hands up, looking at them

Asriel_Dreemurr: arms the rifle, looking around.

♠ Hyper: "Let's hope Asriel doesn't fall asleep right now.."

YoungKingAsgore: -its not the hands, its up to the elbows-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh shuddup."

♠ Hyper: * He looks around cautiously, holding his submachine gun.

♠ Hyper: * He snickers.

Answers: -guards are on the other side, but they haven't opened fire

Smol Asriel: holds his whole arms up then

♠ Hyper: "Oh, wow. More guards."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Can they see us?"

Smol Asriel: You took more off...?

Answers: FUCK YOU LADS

♠ Hyper: * He aims his gun at the guards.

Asriel_Dreemurr: aims.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "PISS OFF, YOU CACTUS EATING EGGHEAD."

YoungKingAsgore: the doctor had to in order to deal with the burns

Smol Asriel: O-ok...

Answers: -they aren't shooting though, just flipping you the bird, one is mooning you

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you guys unarmed?"

YoungKingAsgore: I'm sorry child

Answers: -they have guns

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you guys stupid or bored?"

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♠ Hyper: "Should we just fire?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Nah."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: walks near them.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can we pass?"

Smol Asriel: moves them around

Answers: FUCK YA CUNTS, YA BALLLESS TWITS

Answers: -some move to the cat walks with swords

Smol Asriel: They work... Thank you...

♠ Hyper: * He pulls out a dildo.

♠ Hyper: "I have balls."

♠ Hyper: "Right here."

Asriel_Dreemurr: steps away, arming the rifle.

♠ Hyper: * He puts the attachable dildo away.

♠ Hyper: * He goes back to aiming at the guards.

Answers: FIRE THAT GUN YOU ROOKIE

♠ Hyper: "Alright."

Asriel_Dreemurr: nods.

♠ Hyper: * He fires at a few guards.

Smol Asriel: ...

Smol Asriel: Thank... You...

Asriel_Dreemurr: shoots. hits one guy right in the head.

YoungKingAsgore: of course child

Smol Asriel: ......

Answers: -actualyl the bullets fly in random directions, curving completely out of the way

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, who's doing that?"

Answers: EVER HEARD OF MAGNETIC FIELDS YOU TWAT

♠ Hyper: "Wow."

The White Wolf: its this area thats causing it

Asriel_Dreemurr: md fires fireballs at them.

Answers: OH SHIT

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ever heard of fire?"

♠ Hyper: * He puts the gun away, and pulls out two shocker breakers. "Ever heard of shocker breakers?"

Smol Asriel: . . .

Answers: -one bursts into flames

YoungKingAsgore: -hugs the child-

♠ Hyper: * He runs over to the guards and attempts to stab one of them.

Answers: -he gets stabbed

Smol Asriel: Asgore...

♠ Hyper: ((Yazan is roleplaying hugging on one end, and getting stabbed on another

The White Wolf: -runs up and cuts down a few-

Smol Asriel: What happens if i fully mutate...

YoungKingAsgore: yes?

Answers: (I'm that good baby

♠ Hyper: * He then moves on to a few other guards, slashing and slicing.

Asriel_Dreemurr: goes and gets some point blank fireball shots.

Smol Asriel: ((Ill give regular fighting rp something, its much more interesting to watch than turn based combat

Answers: -the guards try to fight back, but are overwhelmed by the three quickly-

Jozlyn: ((Turn based is much better than fighting RP though, I haven't tried it but it sounds so much better

Answers: ((I don't want to drag my quest out too long

Smol Asriel: ((But turn based is more fun to play imo

Answers: ((so I won't be turn basing this time

Asriel_Dreemurr: puts his arms down.

♠ Hyper: ((Yeah.))

Answers: -le guards has been butchered

Smol Asriel: ((When the people knpw what theyre doing and dont just spam the same move

♠ Hyper: "Geeeeet dunked onnnnn!"

The White Wolf: lets move on, to the stairs

Smol Asriel: ((I swear pap wasnt supposed to be that hard but nobody wanted to use their status moves

♠ Hyper: * He walks up to the stairs.

YoungKingAsgore: I don't know child

Asriel_Dreemurr: follows.

Smol Asriel: Will you...

Smol Asriel: ...

Answers: -a guard in a robotic suit similar to the wolf is waiting on the 3rd level

Smol Asriel: [sub] kill me? [/sub]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Well fuck."

YoungKingAsgore: I will not lie it come to that

Jozlyn: ((Statuses seem really useful, people didn't use them? Lol

♠ Hyper: "Howdy!"

The White Wolf: lets end this quickly

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's bloody mary."

Answers: FUCK YOU LADS!

♠ Hyper: "..Yeah."

Smol Asriel: ((People dont use them much

Gaster: ((istg if gaster was in that fight and he had a status-inflicting move, you can bet your ass i'd have used it

♠ Hyper: * He runs over to the guard and attempts to kick him in the balls.

Answers: IMMMA RIP YOUR YOUR MELON AND SHIT DOWN YOU NECK

Asriel_Dreemurr: fires fireballs.

♠ Hyper: "Stop shit-talkin', bro."

Smol Asriel: ((Maybe i should make items that inflict statuses

Answers: -you kick a metal cod piece, he swings at hyper

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cod))

Smol Asriel: ...

Gaster: ((i play too much pokemon to know that not inflicting status isn't a good idea

Answers: -the fire splashes on the armor-

♠ Hyper: * He backs up a bit, and attempts to shove his shocker breakers up his neck.

Gaster: ((dick protector, asri d

♠ Hyper: * The guard's neck.

Answers: let it*

Answers: -he blocks it and smacks at hype

Jozlyn: ((Hooray I'm pressured again

Asriel_Dreemurr: thinks.

Smol Asriel: ((In LISA you can not use status moves and get fucking wasted because most enemies will kill you in 3 turns if you dont trip them

♠ Hyper: * He gets smacked. It doesn't seem to do too good against solid metal.

The White Wolf: -moves it from the left-

Jozlyn: ((Decisions are a positive and a negative

Smol Asriel: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: looks for any weak pots.

Answers: -the guard swings at Wolf, but he dodges and slices the arm clean off-

Smol Asriel: If i hurt anyone... I-its not me... Ok?

♠ Hyper: "Nice."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "ohm.

Smol Asriel: Just kill me if it comes to that...

YoungKingAsgore: -has tears in his eyes-

Gaster: is still enjoying spending time with his daughter.

♠ Hyper: ((What would happen if you fuck a joy mutant?

Smol Asriel: is still crying, not audibly but hes drenched with teats

Smol Asriel: ((Your dick comes off

The White Wolf: -his axe begins to glow, as he makes another slice downards, cutting him clean in half

Answers: ((shit g2g

♠ Hyper: "Wowie."

Smol Asriel: ((Rip

♠ Hyper: ((oshit

Smol Asriel: ((Ripppppppppp

Answers: ((pick up later, go to the boss then

YoungKingAsgore: -falls asleep with the gote in his hands-

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WAIT))

♠ Hyper: "..Whew."

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SMOLRIEL IS DRENCHED WITH TEATS))

Smol Asriel: ((WHAT

Jozlyn: ((WHAT

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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((* Smol Asriel is still crying, not audibly but hes drenched with teats))

♠ Hyper: ((WHAT

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK

Smol Asriel: ME IS DRENCHED WITH TEATS

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((MY GOD))

Jozlyn: ((LOL

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK GOD

Gaster: ((smolsriel's bathing in the tiddy

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH MY GOD))

♠ Hyper: ((LOL

♠ Hyper: ((OMF

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SLARVATH))

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SOME ONE PUT THAT IN THE QUOTES))

Jozlyn: ((Am doing so

♠ Hyper: (("ME IS DRENCHED WITH TEATS" -SMOLSRIEL, 2026

Smol Asriel: is surrounded by booby

Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NO PUT THIS ONE: * Smol Asriel is still crying, not audibly but hes drenched with teats))

Jozlyn: ((I put both

Jozlyn: ((I need a new place to put quotes, bible is rip

♠ Hyper: "Asriel, do you want to sit down for a bit? This is real tiring.."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes."

Smol Asriel: ((Rip bible, we never loved you

Jozlyn: ((I'll make a doc for all the quotes

♠ Hyper: * He sits down against the wall, sighing.

Gaster: ((ty

Gaster: ((we're gonna have to make a better bible soon

♠ Hyper: ((yes

Asriel_Dreemurr: sits.

♠ Hyper: ((i wanna write some of it

♠ Hyper: ((because i am amazing

Smol Asriel: ((Should we put the stat sheet in the sidebar sometime if were going to keep turn based battles a thing?

Gaster: ((sure, send the link

♠ Hyper: * He looks at AD. "Well.. I guess we're both lazy right now, huh?"

Smol Asriel: ((Im mobile ;_,

♠ Hyper: * He grins.

Gaster: (o

Gaster: ((hang on, i'll look in my drive

Jozlyn: ((I'll do it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet you I'm lazier."

Smol Asriel: ((Someone else probably has it

♠ Hyper: (("o" -Chime, 2016

Jozlyn: ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VHVt_F8j8aZObnV49yGTBee235NGA0JNLGGT1ZF7vtM/edit

Jozlyn: ((gg