AAsriel/[Frisk]: He needs proof that you changed.
Jukon or Junko: hes not know for his pleasant attitude
Jukon or Junko: how so?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I don't know.
Gaster: ((Whoop whoop
Gaster: ((anyway while i was gone i went to the local kmart that's closing down
Jukon or Junko: what ever happens though I need to get something done before
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Gaster: ((didn't get what i was looking for, but i did find texturizing cream i wanted to try out, some lipbalm, and makeup sponges
Jukon or Junko: FAsriel has be captured in the Painf1 timeline
MettatonSEX: awakens from Sleep Mode bc yeah
MettatonSEX: ...
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Robo: also awakens.
Robo: [font=Futura]![/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...I'm gonna think of a way we can get proof. -walks into the fridge-
Robo: [font=Futura]Oh hey, Mettaton.[/font]
Gaster: blinks. He'd spaced out there for a second.
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Robo: [font=Futura]Have you seen my grandpa around? He's small, fluffy, white, and kind of annoying to some.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((gtg guys))
Smol Asriel: ((The proof she's a good person could be what happens in that timeline
MettatonSEX: Uh, no.
Jukon or Junko: ((later
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Gaster: Not right now.
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Smol Asriel: ((Bai
MettatonSEX: Not since last night.
Jukon or Junko: Hey everyone
MettatonSEX: Hm?
Jukon or Junko: I need some help
Jukon or Junko: Fanta what been captured by here king
Smol Asriel: ((We're gonna have to do this in two parts
Smol Asriel: ((And frisky needs to be here
Smol Asriel: ((So... it's a bad time
Jukon or Junko: (I got like 40 minutes
Robo: [font=Futura]Hm. Okay.[/font]
Jukon or Junko: ((just relaying the message
MettatonSEX: ((we can set it up probably
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Smol Asriel: ((Yep, just gather the horses now and we'll kick some joy mutant ass later
Jukon or Junko: ((I'll be free mosty on the weeked
Smol Asriel: ((It's time for papa slarvath tries fighting rp
MettatonSEX: Well what do you need?
Smol Asriel: ((Sounds good
Jukon or Junko: we need to help her
MettatonSEX: Okay but how.
Jukon or Junko: break her out, likely with two teams
MettatonSEX: Like, attack forces, distractions, lockpicks...
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Jukon or Junko: one that tries to breack in and tries to free her while the other causes a distraction
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MettatonSEX: Ah.
Jukon or Junko: or backs the first time up if they get caught
Smol Asriel: ((Choose yer classes
Smol Asriel: ((And your special moves
Gaster: summons a couple blasters. "I could provide a distraction"
Smol Asriel: ((I'm doing this like an RPG because I hate regular fighting RP
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon: Twat,
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Gaster: ((Gaster: scientist, special move: blaster
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton: robot, special: arm cannon
Jukon or Junko: ((jukon: assassin, speical: Mega Particle Cannon
MettatonSEX: ((the cannon trio
MettatonSEX: ((well, the gasterblaster is like a cannon, so
Jukon or Junko: it might be a good idea to recuit The Wolf for this
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Gaster: frowns. "You mean the gentleman who's trying to kill you?"
MettatonSEX: Or take a video and show it to him.
Jukon or Junko: yeah,
Smol Asriel: ((Here's the rules
Smol Asriel: ((You can have four party members in a fight at a time
Smol Asriel: ((Everyone takes turns
Smol Asriel: ((Everyone has a level and stats set by me so you can't godmode and shit
Smol Asriel: ((I will make it challenging, it is possible to lose
Smol Asriel: ((But yer good at rpgs
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MettatonSEX: ((just make sure NEO has decent and balanced attack/defense with attack set higher, because it reflects how it is infame and in canon
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MettatonSEX: ((stats dont have to be great, just decent
B10: ((I'll watch. I'm currently multitasking.
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna keep notes and stuff, it's kinda like DnD
Smol Asriel: ((It's this weekend
Gaster: ((oooh, okay
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Smol Asriel: ((Except with Joytale
Smol Asriel: ((Don't piss off the GM
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon will be the stealth/heavy hitter/damage dealer, but likely not as tough as others
Gaster: ((oh, i know never to tick off the person running the rp
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Jukon or Junko: ((I guess the rouge is the best one
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Asriel has higher hp, less damage than normal))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Not a tank, but higher hp))
Smol Asriel: ((Also I need to know who's expendable going in
MettatonSEX: ((metta has higher attack than defense and works best when paired with gaster
Smol Asriel: ((Who can get killed off
Gaster: ((would glass cannon work for gaster?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And faster attacks with Lowe damage.))
Gaster: ((i'd rather not kill of gaster if he's got a new kiddo
B10: ((I'd rather not kill B10 IF I PARTICIPATE.
MettatonSEX: ((yeah glamor is coming tomorrow and id like him to have both dads
B10: ((Which I probably won't.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ASRIEL ain't dying but I'm okay with him getting injured))
Jukon or Junko: ((Jukon can
Gaster: ((I'm okay with gaster getting hurt
Jukon or Junko: ((which likely means she will now s
MettatonSEX: ((im a sadist so metta can get as close to death as possible without dying
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Not like crippled though. If you really want to, I'm okay okay with one arm being gone.))
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Smol Asriel: ((One arm being gone?
Smol Asriel: ((Well I did plan to pull a Buzzo
Smol Asriel: ((But I need an expendable character to be the other choice
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah, so it would either need amputation or just settle with a stub))
Jukon or Junko: ((pretty sure Junko is going to die now,
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Smol Asriel: ((Sounds good
Smol Asriel: ((That's a good choice
Smol Asriel: ((I was hoping to use the DEAD status effect but I only absolutely need one character that can die
Jukon or Junko: ((Though I would prefer to save it for later
Smol Asriel: ((She doesn't have to die
Smol Asriel: ((In fact I'm 99% sure she won't
Smol Asriel: ((It's your choice
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Jukon or Junko: (alright
Female Asriel: will just stay in jail until the weekend I guess
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Gaster: *Have fun in your jail adventure, Asriel.
Jukon or Junko: ((I'll make her retreat if she gets too hurt
Female Asriel: what's someone to do locked in a jail cell all day? Have fun of course
Smol Asriel: ((Also it's not just a castle invasion
Gaster: *Think about the peepo scene from nanalan 24/7.
Smol Asriel: ((Hence why I'm breaking it into 2 parts
MettatonSEX: ((clipboards
MettatonSEX: (( http://postimg.org/image/z65t6h28n/
Gaster: ((https://41.media.tumblr.com/c77955c35858bcdd668f37f350d514f0/tumblr_o1jdz28vqF1u5qzj6o2_250.jpg
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Smol Asriel: ((https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTD_RXKFvlZ5oymd7ln0l9u0Tg6q7shC8MVIH0TZeyzbrHII3Hv
Gaster: ((it's a fence
Smol Asriel: ((It's a picket fence
Gaster: ((how offenceive
Smol Asriel: ((Oh you
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Smol Asriel: is asleep on AD, curled up like a kitty
MettatonSEX: finds a way to lean on Gaster.
Gaster: is looking at something on his phone.
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: Yazan [Jukon or Junko] is now Yazan [Auger].
Smol Asriel: wakes up with a chirping sound, he leans his head back. His ears flop over his face
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Auger: -somehow has is hanging from the ceiling fan-
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Jack: ((How's that for worldbuilding, Chime?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake, petting his [s]kitty[/s] goat.
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Gaster: ((niiice
Smol Asriel: ((http://thewishingcap.tumblr.com/post/141527472524/thewishingcap-thewishingcap-i-have-a-lot-of
Smol Asriel: ((MV I'm gonna blame you for this being on my dashboard
: B [Jack] is now certified cis scum [Jack].
Smol Asriel: Oh, hi Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."
Smol Asriel: shakes his head a bit, his ears flop back into place
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How're you?"
Jack: ((I wonder if some Tumblrina has complained about the use of the term "cis" in complex plane vectors))
MettatonSEX: ((ok you followed thewishingcap
MettatonSEX: ((omg
Auger: ((I g2g, need to just out of the hotel
MettatonSEX: ((ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath what pronouns am I going to use for Smol Asriel because you said he and she in the span of 12 hours))
Jack: ((Or cis and trans isomers in organic chemistry))
MettatonSEX: ((he/him bc he is confirmed boy
Smol Asriel: ((I didn't follow
Smol Asriel: ((It just showed up there ;_;
Gaster: ((oh you got a recommended post
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K thanks))
Smol Asriel: ((The only people I follow are you and chime
MettatonSEX: ((oh
MettatonSEX: ((then that was recommended
MettatonSEX: ((i dont ship vaazel
MettatonSEX: ((or vaasheik
Gaster: ((tumblr is shit at recommendations yo
MettatonSEX: ((im trash i ship vaazan
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Jack: ((Vaazel wtf))
Smol Asriel: ((What the fuck is this dashboard
MettatonSEX: ((vaati/zelda
Jack: ((Vaati and Zelda?))
Jack: ((wow))
MettatonSEX: ((its just
Jack: ((rapey))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((There are ships in LoZ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
Gaster: ((ye
MettatonSEX: ((hes clearly marrying zelda to get into power, zelda isnt consenting, even vaati/hilda is better than this
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I mean it makes sense))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah the king of red lions
Jack: ((choo choo all aboard the Stockholm syndrome train))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But oh))
Jack: ((mv you clever bastard))
Smol Asriel: ((How does tumblr know I like this ;_;
Smol Asriel: ((Tearaway?
MettatonSEX: ((recommended. did dromaji get recommended? thats my friend.
Smol Asriel: ((What is this site
Gaster: ((trash
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MettatonSEX: Darliiiiiing, guess what tomorrow is?
Jack: ((ooh trash is my favorite ship))
MettatonSEX: It's Glamor's arrival!
Smol Asriel: ((I'm debating having the brother in my game be named ash and the sister named tremaine so people know the ship is trash
Gaster: I know! Oh, I'm so nervous...
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Jack: ((Well))
Jack: ((I was just about to make a similar joke Slarvath))
Gaster: ((knowing fandom they'll call it ashaine
Jack: ((hats and keks off to you anyway))
Smol Asriel: ((In like 5 years
Gaster: ((and people will make jokes about how they should be ashamed for shipping ashaine
Smol Asriel: ((If you're strolling the memes
Smol Asriel: ((And see Miyu x Daniel
Jack: ((They should be asha- FUCK))
MettatonSEX: Oh, we know how to handle a child.
Smol Asriel: ((You can give the official developer condemnation
Jack: ((Part of mobile hell is not being able to make jokes fast enough))
Gaster: Still...
Gaster: No two children are alike.
MettatonSEX: And there won't be any wars this time.
MettatonSEX: True.
Jack: [font=palatino]-walks in wearing an "Adolf Hitler 2016" hat-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Hey everyone.[/font]
Gaster: Oh god, I hope there's no wars - Jack, what in the fuck?
Jack: [font=palatino]Check this out.[/font]
MettatonSEX: What the fuck is that horse shit on your head?
Jack: [font=palatino]-points at the hat-[/font]
Gaster: ((slarv i see you like my dog
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((Nice dog
Gaster: ((i was playing around with the mobile gif function
Smol Asriel: ((I did not know roth had a tumblr
Jack: [font=palatino]It's from another timeline! Isn't it great?[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Followd
Smol Asriel: ...
Jack: [font=palatino]Apparently in that timeline everyone's names are switched.[/font]
Smol Asriel: sits cross legged on AD
Gaster: Everyone's names?
Jack: [font=palatino]I had to pick up this hat for souvenir reasons, you know?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]But no, go on, assume I'm a Nazi. It's fine.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Uh.
Jack: [font=palatino]-takes off the hat-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Who's the dead dictator then?
Jack: [font=palatino]I think his name was... Gah, what was it?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Victor? Violet? No, that's a woman's name.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Vivien.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]That was it.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: ((wow thanks
Jack: [font=palatino]Forgot the last name.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Huh.
Gaster: Hm indeed.
Jack: ((get reich'd on))
MettatonSEX: ((i'm hitler now, wow.
MettatonSEX: ((can't wait to tell my gf she's dating hitler
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Jack: ((How romantic))
Smol Asriel: ((literal hitker
Jack: ((Get a candle-lit dinner))
Jack: ((Slowly lean in))
MettatonSEX: ((i gotta take a shower first
Jack: ((And say "I'm Hitler"))
Flame_warp : ((Wtf did I walk into))
Jack: ((Make sure it's a sexy whisper, too))
Jack: ((So she knows you have all the Reich stuff))
Jack: (("Baby, I'm the Final Solution to all your problems"))
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeLyvSHyGb4
MettatonSEX: ((ok but i'm not paying for the gas bill
Smol Asriel: ((lol
Flame_warp : ((Holy shit mv))
Smol Asriel: ((tfw u totally forgot hawp existed
Jack: (("Are you going to execute me?" "Jew wish"))
MettatonSEX: ((i'm not trying to make anyone kampfortable here
Flame_warp : ((BRO))
Gaster: ((i did nazi that coming
Flame_warp : ((But I anti-se-might have))
MettatonSEX: ((anne frankly, it wasn't that funny, either
Jack: (("Are you really hitting on me?" "No." *leans into the ear and whispers* "I'm Hitler on you"))
Flame_warp : ((Oooh, we're all goin' to hell))
Jack: ((*thrusts frantically"))
Jack: [font=palatino]**[/font]
MettatonSEX: I wonder whose name I swapped with in thet world. Probably some infamous human.
Barchar: is still bored. At least gaster is here. He can see her.
Jack: ((MV did nothing wrong))
Jack: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]I dunno.[/font]
Gaster: shrugs as well.
Smol Asriel: plays with his ears
Jack: ((Offer her some Hitler did nothing wrong Dew))
MettatonSEX: ((some meintain dew
Barchar: turned to gaster. "Hey, Dr. Gaster. Are you doing anything?" obviously she knew, but it was a formality.
Jack: ((nein/10))
Jack: ((Never head of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Dew?))
MettatonSEX: ((no
Jack: ((*heard))
Flame_warp : ((So when I said we were going to hell))
Flame_warp : ((I lied))
Jack: ((Mountain Dew had a contest for the name of their next drink))
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Flame_warp : ((Were already their))
Jack: ((4chan got involved))
Gaster: [Not at the moment, no.]
MettatonSEX: ((say no more
Gaster: ((that reminds me of when gawker got coke's twitter bot to quote mein kampf or something just to prove they could
Gaster: ((i think it was gawker anyway
Jack: ((The only good thing gawker ever did))
Jack: ((Except I don't think it was them))
Barchar: "Good!" she floated over to him. "I'm bored, and I wanna play a game <3"
Gaster: [Oh? What kind of game do you have in mind?]
Barchar: "Not, like, saw game. Real game. Without murder."
Gaster: *To anyone else, it appears that Gaster is just signing to nobody.
Jack: [font=palatino]-just keeps writing-[/font]
MettatonSEX: is leaning on Gaster right now
Barchar: "I wanna tell you two things about the surface. You have to figure out which one is a lie."
Smol Asriel: is still playing with his ears
Jack: ((Remember when I could do good twists?))
Flame_warp : ((This actually has a purpose. Partially to show that barchar knows LOTS. OF. THINGS.))
MettatonSEX: ((you still can
Flame_warp : ((And partly because I just feel like it lol))
Gaster: [Okay.]
Jack: ((Like Conscience trying to get Mettaton to think Gaster was cheating?))
MettatonSEX: ((even if it was a minor twist, me being hitler was fantastically done
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MettatonSEX: ((i was expecting a current presidential candidate
Jack: ((And it also implies you're running for president in 2016))
Jack: ((So there's that))
MettatonSEX: ((unfortunately, i am a mere 18, and cannot
Smol Asriel: ((Even MV can't stump the trump
Jack: ((Some other position then))
Gaster: ((well something must have changed along the way
Jack: ((Well, when Moses wrote the Constitution he changed a few things))
MettatonSEX: ((in this timeline, adults can run for president regardless of age, so long as they're 18 by the election date
Gaster: ((with the help of Elvis Presley, of course.
Smol Asriel: coughs a bit, he got some floof in his mouth
MettatonSEX: ((this way, people who know what the future wants can help the future be great
Jack: ((Which means the inventor of rock and roll was Ben Franklin))
Barchar: "I'm going to start off easy. 1: approximately 2 years, 364 days, 23 hours, and 50 minutes ago, the population of both koreas were wipes out, due to cluster atom bombs being launched. The few officials who were out of country suggest that it was sabotage. In reality, a worker accidentally bumped a button he wasn't supposed to with his shoulder. When I snap, it will be the 3 year anniversary of them becoming nearly unpopulated. "she raised her right index finer, as a small mushroom cloud appeared from it." Or, 2: kim-jong-un invented the weather." she raised the other hand, a picture. Of rain appearing above it.
Barchar: (woo,thats a paragraph)
Gaster: Uh... I'm... I'm having to go with one?
Jack: ((2 is true duh))
Barchar: seemed to wait a second, before snapping the right hand. "Yup! <3"
Jack: ((What are you, a traitor against Dear True Korea?))
Barchar: (there is a very, VERY good reason barchar snapped like she did.)
Gaster: [My lord...]
MettatonSEX: ((nah, kim-jong un was the discoverer of polonium
Barchar: barely seems fazed.
MettatonSEX: ((marie curie invented the weather
Jack: ((kek))
Jack: [font=palatino]-is still writing-[/font]
Gaster: ((thomas edison was a witch
Jack: [font=palatino]-talk to him if you want me to bust my brains out trying to worldbuild-[/font]
MettatonSEX: What'cha writing over there?
Jack: [font=palatino]Just timeline details.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]For example, in this one timeline everyone dressed like David Bowie and some guy became a superstar for wearing suits onstage.[/font]
Barchar: "In a similar vein: mew mew dies in the new movie, currently in production. It's not even announced yet, officialy. Or, 2: it's currently raining, directly above us on the surface."
Jack: [font=palatino]All his albums covers were just plain beige.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Huh.
Jack: [font=palatino]His music? It was basically exactly like our Gregorian Chants.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]People found him a rebel.[/font]
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Gaster: Oooh, hm....
Barchar: (the original plan was for it to be Indonesia, but I thiught, no, that's not disturbing enough)
Gaster: [2?]
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MettatonSEX: Ah.
MettatonSEX: I can see why.
Jack: [font=palatino]His biggest song was Earth Normality.[/font]
Barchar: "thinkijg on it, I shouldn't tell you the answer. It would be Spoilers <3" her tone indicates that 1 was probably the right one.
Jack: [font=palatino]Want a listen?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Hmm. Sure.
Gaster: [Well, I never cared for Mew Mew anyway.]
Jack: [font=palatino]-plays something very similar to "Human Music" from Rick and Morty through his phone speakers-[/font]
Barchar: "It is, however, raining above jack."
MettatonSEX: ...Huh.
Jack: ((http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81z-6mzEB6s))
Smol Asriel: ((mmm Leafy vs h3h3's plot is deepening
Jack: ((oh jeez))
Smol Asriel: ((Juicy shit
Jack: ((I have a friend who liked both of them))
Smol Asriel: ((I like h3h3 and pyro
Jack: ((So glad he had the sense to take Ethan's side))
Smol Asriel: ((But holy shit
Smol Asriel: ((You seen leafy's vid on h3h3?
Jack: ((No))
Gaster: [So I was correct, then?]
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Jack: ((Is it as bad as I'd expect?))
Smol Asriel: ((Breaks rule 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqVAfuq48tY
Smol Asriel: ((No, it's making me question h3h3
Jack: ((I'll take a look later, can't rn))
Smol Asriel: ((He makes good points and delivers dirt
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Smol Asriel: ((hoi
: Cien: * ( So, Leafy and h3h3? )
Jack: ((Actually, I have a question about Rule 2))
Smol Asriel: ((Leafy just delivered dirt on h3h3
Smol Asriel: ((I don't know who to trust anymore
: Cien: * ( Oh god )
Jack: ((I have zero problems with its current state, don't get me wrong))
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Jack: ((But what happens if we get a bunch of people who are triggered by so many things that coherent RP is impossible?))
Smol Asriel: ((Well rule 2 makes sense
Smol Asriel: ((If someone were triggered by sleeping
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Smol Asriel: ((Or something like that
Jack: ((It makes sense, and it works for now))
Smol Asriel: ((Idk what do
Smol Asriel: ((And I don't think that would ever happen
Gaster: ((I don't think so either, but... hum.
Jack: ((I just want to prepare for the situation that someone is triggered by all violence, or claims to be))
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Smol Asriel: ((I think if you couldn't make it through undertale you wouldn't join an undertale rp
MettatonSEX: ((a disclaimer that this rp gets violent at times and sometimes without warming
Gaster: ((Exactly
Jack: ((Surely there's a point where you can say "I don't think RP is for you"))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Smol Asriel: ((Although I would be ok if someone who were triggered by rape joined, and we added that to rule 2
Smol Asriel: ((Violence in general? Not really
MettatonSEX: ((right
Gaster: ((My baseline would be this: they have to be okay with the genocide run being in the game.
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MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Gaster: ((Even though I never did a geno run, I can see why it is there and can appreciate it for what it is.
Jack: ((Of course, we'd have to work out some serious backstory revisions for Slarv's scenario))
Barchar: "Nope. One last one: this is about the underground. You should know it. 1: you know where this dimension's asriel is. 2: you don't know where this dimension's asriel is." It's now obvious that she had a little bit of an ulterior motive.
Jack: ((Well, Undertale has some content that currently breaks Rule Two already))
Gaster: frowns. [What are you trying to pull here?]
Smol Asriel: ((Not really
Jack: ((Not a Geno run, a repeated neutral run))
Jack: ((It definitely does))
Smol Asriel: ((I meant the revisions
Barchar: "Pull? I'm not trying to pull anything. I just...youre getting more knowledge. I should, too."
MettatonSEX: ((it's never outright stated, iirc
Smol Asriel: ((Undertale does have rule 2
Smol Asriel: ((Yes it is
Jack: ((it is outright stated))
Smol Asriel: ((Someone outright does it
MettatonSEX: ((oh, wow
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Jack: ((If you kill Omega Flowey, and partial reset to the Asgore battle))
MettatonSEX: ((OH
MettatonSEX: ((oh dear
Smol Asriel: ((yup
Gaster: ((how you holding up, viv?
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah we should not talk about that
MettatonSEX: ((im ok, a bit tense but ok.
Smol Asriel: ((I wasn't gonna mention what it was specifically
Barchar: (again, this dimension's asriel is probably fucking dead because of Ms. Possessive yandere ghost here, and she doesn't know that. She SHOULD know about where he is if he was alive, but she's in a few hundred layers of denial.)
Jack: ((Just thought they ought to know what game situation to avoid))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah, thanks friendo
Gaster: [I don't know where he is.]
Jack: ((AFAIK no major LPs did it, but don't quote me on it))
Barchar: (there's also some implications with alphys, but you probably know about that stuff.)
MettatonSEX: ((yeah, i know who was implied
Smol Asriel: ((Guys
Smol Asriel: ((Let's not
Smol Asriel: ((There's no reason to talk about this
Barchar: "...thank you doctor." Chara said, floating in front of her. "This was fun! We should do it again sometime."
MettatonSEX: ((right
Smol Asriel: ((We finished talking about rule 2
Barchar: (yeah no I'm done)
Jack: ((Yeah, we've said our piece))
Gaster: nods, leaning against Mettaton.
MettatonSEX: Here go the whirrs
Smol Asriel: nuzzles into AD
MettatonSEX: ((on a better note
Jack: [font=palatino]-squints, and walks out the Anydoor with his notebook, confused-[/font]
Smol Asriel: goes to sleep
MettatonSEX: (( http://postimg.org/image/mslaswlzj/ im trash
Jack: ((GTG))
MettatonSEX: ((o damn
Gaster: ((hi trash i'm dad
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Gaster: ((cya
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Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/5c0mglz.jpg
MettatonSEX: ((why
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Barchar: ("this relationship gets weirder when you draw gaster as an old man)
Gaster: ((it does
MettatonSEX: ((it does
Barchar: (but I guess that was the only way you could get the cracks in)
Jack: ((I have a couple mins actually))
MettatonSEX: ((it's based off of jack's stories
Jack: ((And a couple criticisms))
Barchar: (ah(
MettatonSEX: ((no, scars
Gaster: ((then again keep in mind that metta's 78
Jack: ((If you don't mind))
MettatonSEX: ((oh?
Barchar: (well, yeah, technicwlly)
MettatonSEX: ((i mean this is what i imagined, but shoot
Barchar: (but Mr. Bowie over there don't look 78)
Jack: ((EX is a little too Rocky Horror, and Bigalow is a little too old))
Jack: ((That's all I really have against it))
MettatonSEX: ((ah, i see
Barchar: (bigalow?why is the notgaster bigalow?)
Smol Asriel: ((I like it
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MettatonSEX: ((i mean, i would think EX could change outfits, because fadhion, so
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Gaster: ((Bigelow's the name of one of the dudes who made wingdings
Smol Asriel: ((But metta should have his in game hair because it's too fabulous
Jack: ((Of course))
Jack: ((It isn't bad at all))
Jack: ((Just my thoughts on it))
Gaster: ((Should Bigelow be more george clooney looking?
Jack: ((Heh, that would be great))
Gaster: ((or more harrison ford?
MettatonSEX: ((i will make an updated piece later
Jack: ((I was imagining a walking Professor X))
Gaster: ((OH RIGHT
MettatonSEX: ((you did say elderly, so
Gaster: ((gah who's the guy who played picard
Jack: ((Patrick Stewart))
Gaster: ((patrick stewart! yeah, that's it
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MettatonSEX: ((ill make an updated piece, keeping EX mostly the same but making bigelow younger
MettatonSEX: ((EX is gonna get an outfit change, bigelow gets a rehauling
Gaster: ((do you remember that one picute of human!gaster i linked here once?
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMK0mYJENl0
Smol Asriel: ((Some high quality zelda content
Gaster: ((maybe throw in a little of that
MettatonSEX: ((slarv, do you know why EX-688's hair is that way?
Smol Asriel: ((Nope
MettatonSEX: ((i was inspired by the music video for "get away with murder"
Smol Asriel: ((Haven't seen it
Smol Asriel: ((It looks good tho
MettatonSEX: ((bc long hair with blunt bangs on an angular face is my jam
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Gaster: yawns a little.
Smol Asriel: goes to sleep, curled up to Azzy's shoulder, he purrs gently
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MettatonSEX: hugs his darling.
MettatonSEX: I can't wait for tomorrow, dear.
Gaster: I can't either... to think we're going to have a new kid around...
Gaster: I almost want to go back and make sure everything's ready for the stork's arrival.
MettatonSEX: We should do that, actually.
Gaster: Oh, and don't think for a moment that i forgot your birthday either.
MettatonSEX: ...I forgot my own birthday.
Gaster: chuckles. "Don't worry, I've got plans."
MettatonSEX: Oh my god tomorrow's my birthday.
MettatonSEX: ...I remember the 69 jokes from ten years ago.
Gaster: snickers. "That... that was a wonderful night."
MettatonSEX: Especially after we actually performed it, returned, and mentioned that most people don't get to 69 at age 69.
Gaster: snickers. "Oh, the looks on their faces."
MettatonSEX: Grillby was impressed that we actually did it in the attic so there was proof.
Gaster: Ah, it smelled like dust up there...
MettatonSEX: ...Hm.
Gaster: Hmm?
MettatonSEX: I didn't notice.
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Gaster: Well, that's because you don't have a sense of smell.
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MettatonSEX: Right, but still, you didn't complain.
Gaster: Well, actually, it kind of turned me on.
Gaster: It reminded me of when i hid out in the library and... well.
MettatonSEX: Oh, darling...
MettatonSEX: That gives me an idea, but we have to be really quiet.
Gaster: ... Oh?
MettatonSEX: We can do some erotic reading one night.
Gaster: grins. "I'd love to."
MettatonSEX: Reenact the scenes, maybe.
Gaster: ((at which point gaster whips out a copy of rough and ready
Gaster: 's grin turns devious. "Oh? I'd have to assemble a selection of some of my favorites."
MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful.
MettatonSEX: I'll be ready when that time comes.
Gaster: snickers, elbowing Mettaton gently.
Gaster: Come on, let's make sure everything's ready for tomorrow.
MettatonSEX: Right, right.
MettatonSEX: gets up off of Gaster.
Gaster: stands up and heads to the anydoor.
MettatonSEX: follows
Gaster: goes up to Glamor's room-to-be. He makes sure everything's spotless.
MettatonSEX: makes sure everything's in the right position.
Gaster: picks up one of the sheets. "You're certain this is alright, dear?"
MettatonSEX: Absolutely.
Gaster: It feels a little rough for a baby...
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: *It's not.
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Gaster: is just being extremely nitpicky.
MettatonSEX: feels it. "Darling, it's soft like a puppy."
MettatonSEX: ((oh, frisky's here
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Gaster: ... Puppies.
Gaster: That's what this room needs, more puppies!
MettatonSEX: Yes.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: Darling, I'm getting the baby a puppy.
MettatonSEX: No!
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: ((lel
: ((rip me
Gaster: ... You're right, that... that's a terrible idea.
Gaster: I'm sorry, I get nervous the day before.
MettatonSEX: I noticed.
Gaster: breathes deeply.
Gaster: ... I'll get them a toy puppy instead.
MettatonSEX: nods.
MettatonSEX: Much more reasonable.
Gaster: sits down in the rocking chair, sighing.
MettatonSEX: ((btw, this is what dry vagina is referencing: http://postimg.org/image/z65t6h28n/
MettatonSEX: kneels next to him, giving the skeleton a hug.
: ((Okay, I was browsing Reddit, and I decided to take a quick peek at our subreddit. Apparently there's like.. two posts completely composed of wingdings. https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/4bplgx/_/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/4bpmxb/_/
: ((the fuck
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: ((and i look at this guy's account
: ((those are his first two posts
Gaster: hugs Mettaton, groaning a little.
: ((
: ((first that barchara thing
: ((now this
MettatonSEX: pats Gaster on the back.
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Gaster: God, it's always so stressful the first few days...
: ((ayy laharl
Alyss: ((And now we're getting shitposted))
Gaster: ((you saw the gaster thing right?
Alyss: ((Yep))
: ((did you translate it because i'm too fuckin' lazy
MettatonSEX: nods. "I know, I know.
Alyss: ((Not yet))
Alyss: ((Cut me some slack here, i'm in a shit mood right now))
Gaster: ((I did.
: ((Ah.
: ((I'll cut yah some slack, Laharl.
MettatonSEX: ((oh
: ((*cuts slack*
: ((*hands it to Laharl*
: ((here
Alyss: ((Turns out my sister got in a car crash. So i've been gone all day because of IRL shit))
MettatonSEX: ((oh no!
: ((Wow.))
Gaster: ((oh no
: ((oh no
Alyss: ((Don't worry, she's fine, she only has minor injuries, and a sliced achilles heel from when her foot got stuck through the windshield.
Gaster: ((eeeeee
Nance: ((That sucks, Laharl. Hope she gets better.))
: ((
Gaster: ((Same.
: ((Same.
Nance: ((Also I hope she learns to not treat you like absolute shite))
MettatonSEX: ((ok thank god
Alyss: ((Hold the phone wait))
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Gaster: ((Nance, you're thinking of the wrong person here.
Alyss: ((We're talking about my sister here, Nance, my sister has done no wrong to me once in my entire life))
Alyss: ((It's just the rest of my shit family.))
Nance: ((Oh.
Nance: ((Well now I look like an asshole.
Nance: ((I'll just... go, then.))
Alyss: ((It's fine))
: ((Hey, don't worry about it. It was just a mistake.))
Alyss: ((Easy mistake, cause I bitch about my family a lot))
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MettatonSEX: ((didnt someone keep breaking your bottles
Gaster: ((anyway, I translated the things on the subreddit
Alyss: ((Thats my little sister))
Alyss: ((I have four sisters.))
Gaster: ((the gaster stuff
MettatonSEX: ((ah
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: ((what does it say
: ((also ah laharl
MettatonSEX: ((hi bloo
: ((also hi bloo
: Cien: * ( hi )
Alyss: ((Also, why is there a post from FW saying hes an idiot?))
Gaster: ((gimme a moment
: ((He broke a rule two.
: ((By accident.
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Alyss: ((Ah, first offense?))
Smol Asriel: ((First one MV noticed
: ((I believe it's his second offense, I'm not a mod
Smol Asriel: ((Also hi
MettatonSEX: ((third, but the first one that caused an anxiety attack
: ((hi slarv
Smol Asriel: ((The first one was when flame first rejoined and hadn't read the guidlines yet and MV wasn't there so we don't really count it
: Cien: * ( I honestly believe that Flame just used the wrong wording for the third one )
Smol Asriel: ((Second one we played it smart OOC and MV didn't notice it
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah
Alyss: ((The second one was definitely wrong wording))
Smol Asriel: ((I'm just here for like 15 minutes I gotta relieve some stress
Alyss: ((I'd say it's all good if MV's OK with it.))
MettatonSEX: ((its all good, count this as first and a half
Smol Asriel: ((U fukn know it
: Cien: * ( [s]Slarvath SLAP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT /s[/s] )
Gaster: ((alright, translations here: http://prnt.sc/aj7i22
Gaster: (('silly bar' was the first post made and 'the door' was the second
: ((huh
Smol Asriel: ((Hey frisky
: ((that's interesting
Alyss: ((Anyone up for kinda just ignoring Gaster fucboi?))
Nance: ((Purity: "Uh, fucking excuse me?"
: ((also mm?
: Cien: * ( Chime you use N++ )
Smol Asriel: ((You gonna be on this weekend?
: ((yes
: ((of course
Nance: ((Purity: "That shit's my creation, bitch."
Smol Asriel: ((Kewl
Gaster: ((Yeah, I knew that a gaster didn't make the anydoor. Thanks for confirming, Nance.
Smol Asriel: ((Cuz that's when we're going to LISAtale
: ((Gaster Fuckboi: oh baby fuck you i fucked the anydoor
: Cien: * ( oh my )
Smol Asriel: ((And when Frisk can get mortally injured or soemthing
: ((oh my
: (([i]oh my[/i]
Nance: ((Purity: *In no uncertain terms, Gaster Fuckboi is now stuck in a C-STAC timeline, unable to escape until the end of time*
Smol Asriel: ((Who is this gasterino on the sub
: ((i dunno
MettatonSEX: gives his darling a kiss. "Everything will be okay, darling."
Gaster: ((some weirdo who dropped in outta nowhere
MettatonSEX: ((idk
Gaster: ((now normally i get excited over other gasters but
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe it's WD
Gaster: ((oh wow if it's really WD i'm gonna flip my lid
Gaster: ((cuz HOLY SHIT wd was good
: ((i highly doubt it's WD
: ((would he really just post on the sub outta nowhere, in wingdings?
: ((iirc he doesn't use wingdings
Gaster: ((true
: ((i think
Gaster: ((wd only swore in wingdings
: ((yeah
Gaster: sighs, shakily. "It's... gonna take some getting used to."
: ((the entire post isn't composed of swears so
MettatonSEX: ((that sounds like a thing i would do, but it wasnt me. i'd use emojis
: ((highly doubt this shit rper is wd
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: ((wow
: Cien: * ( Ideas for future character names: Catera, Allante, Evoque, DISCOVERY, Cerbera, Sagaris, Tuscan )
: ((we got hacked
: ((Lolno
: ((I guess we're the only ones here, currently.
: Cien: * ( Look up the names. )
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: Cien: * ( MV, I just dumped a list of names. )
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: Cien: * ( Each name. Is special. )
Gaster: ((do you have ideas for all the characters with those names?
MettatonSEX: ((they're all cars
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Smol Asriel: ((Yay
: Cien: * ( I have bare plans for Cerbera specifically )
MettatonSEX: Darling, it's okay. You relax this time. I'll take care of Glamor when they come, ok?
: Cien: * ( Cadillac Catera, Cadillac Allante, Land Rover Evoque, Land Rover Discovery, TVR Cerbera, TVR Sagaris, TVR Tuscan )
: Cien: * ( There's also a TVR Chimaera butttt )
MageVaati: (bc i gotta color eggs w my grandma)
Smol Asriel: 's nose whistles as he snores
MageVaati: (chimaera butt)
: Cien: * ( Uh )
Gaster: smiles, relaxing. "Alright, dear."
Gaster: ((mv i think one of your messages didn't send
MettatonSEX: kisses his darling on the cheek.
: Cien: * ( [sub]kek[/sub] "Oh, I'm Cerbera" "What a nice name" "Yeah, I have a car named after me!" "ummm i think it's the other way around" )
MettatonSEX: ((which one
MettatonSEX: ((the egg one or the butt one
MettatonSEX: ((the egg is important
: ((10/10
: ((crack the egg
: Cien: * ( Cien was named after a Cadillac. I like Cadillac. My dad has a Cadillac. )
MettatonSEX: ((im gonna color eggs w my grandma tomorrow, so i might be here late
Gaster: ((ooooh i see
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: ((aight
MettatonSEX: ((bloo woukd fuck a cadillac
: Cien: * ( nah )
: Cien: * ( I would make a Cadillac joke but )
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: Cien: * ( MSPARP V8-it )
Gaster: ((bloo is the official carfucker
: Cien: * ( nu )
: ((bloo would fuck CaU and cars at the same time
Gaster: ((wow that message arrived like
MettatonSEX: ((*throws tomato*
: Cien: * ( I just name characters after cars to piss you guys off )
Gaster: ((a minute late
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: ((I'm not pissed
Smol Asriel: is curled up on AD, lookin like http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/044/311/a63.jpg
MettatonSEX: ((i only pretend to be pissed off
: ((I think it's hilarious
: Cien: * ( I will make a character not named after a car. I promise. )
Gaster: ((admit it you're the car version of a furry
: Cien: * ( I will make a character not named after a car. I promise )
: Cien: * ( No i'm not )
: ((bloo is a curry
: Cien: * ( curry )
MettatonSEX: ((i'm the robot version of a furry
Smol Asriel: ((You ever heard of people who fuck cars?
: ((a car furry
: Cien: * ( am i prepared at restaraunts specifically made for me )
MettatonSEX: ((yes
: ((yes
: Cien: * ( i am eaten by people? i am a delicacy? )
Smol Asriel: ((http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-strange-addiction/videos/my-car-is-my-lover/
: ((yes
Smol Asriel: ((you_irl
Smol Asriel: ((You were in it
Gaster: ((metta, the robo fetish is ASFR, i do believe
: Cien: * ( no )
: Cien: * ( i feel like slarvath faps to old goat remixes from three years ago )
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
: Cien: * ( Alpine was not named after a car. Seriously. )
: Cien: * ( She was named after a candy bar )
: ((imagine if somebody fapped to cau
Gaster: ((that's the boden room baby
: Cien: * ( Someone out there in the world: "I'd eat Alpine then" me: "SHE'S 16 GODDAMNIT" )
: ((yes
: ((I'd eat Alpine then
MettatonSEX: ((wait two years
: Cien: * ( You can in two years mmkay? )
: ((frisk got to fuck when she was sixteen
Smol Asriel: ((>Imagine if somebody fapped to CaU
MettatonSEX: whirring noises
Smol Asriel: ((No need to imagine
: Cien: * ( Alpine is either hardworking pleb or hardworking person that actually smiles )
Gaster: smiles. "Alright..."
: ((Slarvath confirmed fapping toward CaU
Smol Asriel: purring noises
MettatonSEX: ((gaston is fappable
: ((heck he could be turned on by us talking
MettatonSEX: ((do i get you hot, you goatfucker?
: Cien: * ( I wonder if Slarvath was turned on by sensual popsicle licking time )
Smol Asriel: ((I wasn't there
Gaster: ... Metta, I think we should spend some time with Corsiva.
Smol Asriel: ((I don't fuck robots or skeletons
Smol Asriel: ((Only goat
MettatonSEX: Of course.
Gaster: ((gaster just straight-up deeptrhoated a popsicle
: Cien: * ( "juices dripping down the long, frozen, cold sweet delicious mass" )
: ((I'll make a fuckable goat then
: ((Oh wait
: ((I have
MettatonSEX: ((metta deepthroated a sword
: Cien: * ( Guys we need to do another sensual popsicle licking time )
Smol Asriel: will sensually lick a popsicle
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MettatonSEX: ((i can show off the weird tongue headcanons i have
: Cien: * ( Alpine has probably gotten hitten on by a fuckton of guys )
Sensual Popsicl: ((i'm a rich boy now
: Cien: * ( She just smiles and nods )
Sensual Popsicl: ((actually a rich boy/girl
Sensual Popsicl: ((but whatever
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster as he gets up, pulling his husband with him.
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Gaster: smiles.
Corsiva: is playing in her room with plastic horses.
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: ((anyways i'm pink now
: ((that's metta's attack
MettatonSEX: carries Gaster to Corsiva's room.
MettatonSEX: Hello, my starlet!
Jack: [font=palatino]-walks back in-[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine is sitting somewhere in her room, holding a popsicle. She runs her tongue down the long, rainbow-colored popsicle, sweet juices dripping onto her tongue. She pulls away, savoring the flavor, smiling contentedly.[/color]
Corsiva: "Hi dad!"
Jack: [font=palatino]-takes his usual seat-[/font]
MettatonSEX: is back home
MettatonSEX: Hello!
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MettatonSEX: sets Gaster down.
TNT: was not reached tonight, baby
MettatonSEX: ((cause i'm tnt, i'm dynamite
: ((Mettaton: let's fuck in corsiva's room and see what happens when she finds out Gaster: we're not even really saying this, frisky is twisting our words into nightmares Mettaton: oh wow fuck you frisky
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MettatonSEX: ((yep
Jack: ((I like how Jack has just an excuse to worldbuild at this point))
Jack: ((*is just))
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
Gaster: Hello, Corsiva. How are you feeling?
: Cien: * Cien walks into the room, and sits down. She just looks around.
Smol Asriel: wakes up
Alyss: ((FUCK IT))
Alyss: ((WITH A RAKE))
Alyss: (( http://prntscr.com/aj7qhb LOOK AT THIS SHIT ))
Flame_warp : ((is it frisky))
Flame_warp : ((or barchsr))
: ((Glamor: that fucker said the beeovie script once Mettaton: *cracks knuckles* it's time to beat this fucker up Gaster: yeah!
MettatonSEX: (( http://postimg.org/image/z65t6h28n/
Corsiva: thinks for a moment, holding the horse in her hands. "Well, I'm doing okay."
Flame_warp : ((#blameitonbarchar))
Smol Asriel: sits up, his ears flop over his eyes again, then he shakes his head and it's all better
MettatonSEX: Is something the matter?
Smol Asriel: scoots off AD and goes over to Tori
Jack: ((#barchardidnothingwrong))
Corsiva: looks concerned. "I'm fine dad, did something happen?"
Jack: [font=palatino]-is still writing-[/font]
MettatonSEX: No, no, you just sounded upset.
: Cien: * ( Cien, to me, sounds like a unisex name )
Gaster: ((#barcharakilledpapyrusandthatsprettydamnwronginmyopinion
Smol Asriel: sits next to and leans on gotemom
Flame_warp : ((#barcharkilledfuckingeveryone))
: ((#barcharakilleddozensoffrisksthatsprettydamnwronginmyopinion
Jack: ((I like how the current of RP has sorta shifted towards world-building high-concept comedy))
: Cien Exordia Inversio [] is now mythisoleucine [Europa] [].
Flame_warp : ((what? Barchar hasn't killed any frisks))
: Europa: *( I am retconning the fuck out of Europa )
: ((i thought you said that once
: mythisoleucine [Europa] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
Flame_warp : ((no, that's corphys))
: ((k
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Alyss: ((http://prntscr.com/aj7qhb NUCLEAR THRONE HAS HEALTH MIMICS))
Jack: ((TBH ever since the Anydoor canon was properly laid down I wanted to do something legitimately Rick and Mortyish))
Flame_warp : ((sans killed a frisk. But to be fair, he did so to kill barchar, so I guess that's kinda her fault. #blaneitonbarchar))
Corsiva: puts down the horse. "I'm still nervous about the baby..."
Barchar: (shoot ur shit bruv)
Barchar: (shoot ur shit bruv)
Smol Asriel: snuggles up to her, he doesn't want to wake her up tho. He falls asleep
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Barchar: (unless u wanna get ate)
: ((that sounds wrong
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Would you ate Alpine )[/color]
MettatonSEX: Oh...
MettatonSEX: Why are you nervous, Corsiva?
Barchar: (I dunno who alpine is)
Barchar: (so maybe)
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Alpine is a white-haired 16-year old girl )[/color]
: ((would you ate alpine's soft american [s]pussy[/s] clothes
Jack: ((Alphys x Undyne kek))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "SHE'S 16" )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((no vore in cau thats an unwritten rule
: ((yes
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ew vore )[/color]
: ((fuck vore
Corsiva: shrugs. "It's... new. I guess."
Smol Asriel: ((Just wait until the asriel orgy
Smol Asriel: ((We'll get kinky
Jack: ((aw but I wanted to horrify and disgust everyone))
Smol Asriel: ((Question
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I swear I almost wrote "Alphyne walks into the bar" once while RPing Alpine )[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((Is cock vore ok
MettatonSEX: kneels down in front of Corsiva, and hugs her.
MettatonSEX: ((no
Barchar: (vore is one fetishist I will never understand)
: ((on the day cau dies, that's when juan will die and the asriel orgy blows the anydoor to bits
Jack: ((wat))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( More like Juan blows the Asriel orgy to bits )[/color]
Corsiva: hugs her dad back.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( We can ruin that together, Frisky )[/color]
Barchar: (barchar's face melts off Raiders of the last ark style)
Jack: ((Technically there's no rule against vore))
: ((Juan is killed getting rid of all sin in the world
: ((CaU is sin so it dies
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( CaU is an exception on Juan's sinbin list )[/color]
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: ((k good
Jack: ((It's not like MV can do anything about it anyway))
MettatonSEX: ((no cock vore, no anal vore, no oral vore, no absorption vore, no unbirth, it's not a rule but i know chime's uncomfy with it so no vore
Smol Asriel: ((oh ok
Barchar: (it's just gross bro)
Gaster: ((It's just... something i'd rather not see here
Nance: ((I'm pretty sure it just falls under Rule 2 in that case))
Barchar: (and fucking RPing it, with presumably descriptive language? I just...no. No thanks.)
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "swallowed" ummmm )[/color]
Gaster: ((i kind of consider the day vore is canon in CaU is the day it's offically dead to me
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( /s )[/color]
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MettatonSEX: ((a much milder form of r2, but yeah
Gaster: ((let's hope that day never comes
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I feel like Juan will live on, even when CaU dies )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( He will live on, regarded as an Internet troll in other RP groups )[/color]
Jack: ((What about Christian Adult Baby Diaper Torture?))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Juan Ex Machina )[/color]
MettatonSEX: Everything's going to go fine.
Jack: ((It's a thing))
Gaster: ((... why
Gaster: ((why
: ((when we eventually find a new game we all like and we get together juan will return
MettatonSEX: ((cut out the first four things
Nance: ((So wait Frisky why is your middle name currently "dry vagina"? [Do not tell me here. Tell me in boden or some shit]))
Jack: (( it's a real thing ))
MettatonSEX: ((there is context
Corsiva: nods. "Yeah..."
MettatonSEX: (( http://postimg.org/image/z65t6h28n/
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: ((^
MettatonSEX: You're just like your papa. You're worrying too much.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( There are PMs here on MSPARP )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((oh, there are?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I think so )[/color]
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Barchar: ((They seem kinda weird))
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Gaster: ((hang on let me test it
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Barchar: ((And Inconsistrnt))
Barchar: ((You have to request someone's username to do them))
Nance: ((Frisky check ur PMs
Smol Asriel: goes to sleep on gotemom
Smol Asriel: ((Flame are you ready to actually help ur child not die?
Barchar: ((Oh god))
Jack: [font=palatino]-is just sitting there writing in a spreadsheet-[/font]
Bondertale: is awake now, then
: ((okay
Bondertale: tori hugs smolsriel, smiling
Jack: ((huh))
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MettatonSEX: You're just like your papa. You worry too much.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I'm gonna make Cross. The Border.'s Connect The Dots... album cover now that I'm on PC )[/color]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
Gaster: chuckles. "Say, Corsiva, would you like a milkshake?"
Smol Asriel: went over to gotemom and fell asleep on her
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Why is smol child dying))
Smol Asriel: has been asleep for like 20 minutes
Smol Asriel: ((No lel
Corsiva: nods. "Oh! Alright!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to smol child
Smol Asriel: ((I like this one
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K))
Smol Asriel: ((Imma not kill this one
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I don't believe you.))
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Jack: ((Do you think I should ever bring B back?))
Barchar: ((You're right, you're not gonna kill this one. Because if you do, barchar will have your fucking head. Across the fourth wall.))
Barchar: ((Because #blameitonbarchar))
MettatonSEX: ((you can if you want
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Jack: ((but what's your opinion))
Jack: ((Who do you like better as a character, Jack or B?))
: Frisky "dry vagina" Whiskington. [] is now Frisky "dry vagina" Whiskington. [Hyper].
MettatonSEX: ((i like both
MettatonSEX: ((i cant really choose
Hyper: * The outline appears next to AD. [i]"Howdy."[/i]
Jack: ((stop being so damn neutral all the time))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Hyper."
Jack: ((Are you aopinionated?))
Hyper: * His speech is noticably better than before.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You sound better."
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Jack: (( or I suppose it would just be aopinion ))
MettatonSEX: ((i have no opinion. on one hand, id like to see b return and cause tension, but if you dont want to thats fine
Hyper: [i]"Thanks! I'm getting better at this whole "projection thing"."[/i]
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Gaster: ((on the other hand, jack is cool but as you said he's kind of relegated to worldbuilding fun now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good. Hopefully you'll be able to be seen better soon? It is that not possible?"
Smol Asriel: looks a bit distressed in his sleep
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now mythisoleucine [Joseph] [].
MettatonSEX: stands up, releasing Corsiva from the hug.
Smol Asriel: ((Now I mean it when I say I'm not gonna kill this one
Gaster: smiles. "Alright! Let's head to Grillby's, then."
Smol Asriel: ((I won't personally
MettatonSEX: Right.
Hyper: [i]"Probably not possible. All I can do is make my speech better, and sharpen the outline."[/i]
Hyper: * The outline flashes to pink.
: Jos[color=#eb00cb]eph Ar[/color][color=#a80092]diccioni[/color]: * Metta gets a text from Joseph. [Hardware finished, software done.]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well you're a good looking outline."
Smol Asriel: ((But I don't have a planned death
Gaster: *The family heads back to Grillby's.
Hyper: [i]"Heh, thanks!"[/i]
Smol Asriel: is looking more distressed, he whimpers a bit
MettatonSEX: [Nice, I have everything set up.]
Hyper: * He looks down at Smolsriel.
Bondertale: toriel tries to comfort him, petting him in his sleep. She can tell there's something wrong.
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks at Smolriel
Hyper: [i]"Kid, are yah alright?"[/i]
MettatonSEX: follows his family
Barchar: can DEFINITELY tell there's something fucking wrlng
Jack: [font=palatino]Oh, there you are.[/font]
Smol Asriel: is asleep, he starts to mumble a bit
Jack: [font=palatino]I was going to ask you something.[/font]
Corsiva: instantly goes to the bar. "I want a double chocolate shake!"
Hyper: [i]"Ah, he's asleep."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: jets up, taking a seat near BToriel.
Gaster: looks over at Jack. "Mmmh? What is it?"
: Jos[color=#eb00cb]eph Ar[/color][color=#a80092]diccioni[/color]: * [Alright!]
MettatonSEX: Hm?
Jack: [font=palatino]How much did you read of that last book I wrote? The one with the Gamma Guard?[/font]
Jack: ((He doesn't know about B/Boss duality, right?))
Bondertale: toriel tries to listen to what he's saying
MettatonSEX: I didn't read much of it, I only read the first three chapters.
Smol Asriel: "P-please... please..."
Smol Asriel: "N-no..."
Jack: [font=palatino]So, you didn't get to the reveal.[/font]
Gaster: I read most of the draft.
MettatonSEX: No.
Hyper: [i]"..Hoo boy."[/i]
Jack: [font=palatino]I thought it might... intrigue you.[/font]
Bondertale: is debating trying to wake him up, though the last time that happened it didn't work great. "Shhh...shhh..."
MettatonSEX: Oh, really?
Jack: ((ey chime can you retcon that))
Gaster: Darling, you... you should read it too.
Gaster: ((oh okay
Jack: ((Or not))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
MettatonSEX: I'll look into it.
Barchar: floats over, sticking her hand through smolsriel's head, trying to see what he's dreaming
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should we wake him?"
Gaster: -Disregard, I suck cocks-
Smol Asriel: is dreaming about slaughtering his whole timeline, what else?
Jack: ((Be aware that Gaster would know something a lot more about B if he read it))
Gaster: *Instead of saying that, Gaster went to help his daughter.
MettatonSEX: -At least you admit it-
Hyper: [i]"There's a chance he'll be scared if you forcefully wake him up."[/i]
Jack: [font=palatino]-tosses a plot synopsis to Metta-[/font]
Smol Asriel: S-stop...
Jack: [font=palatino]Just read this.[/font]
Barchar: takes her hand out, folding her arms.
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe we should wake him up..."
Smol Asriel: is talking audibly now, still asleep
Jack: [font=palatino]I think you'd learn a bit about your amalgam... Rival, is he?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Right?"
Bondertale: "I-I don't know. I don't want him to start hyperventilating again. But, on the other hand..." toriel gently shakes him.
MettatonSEX: ...
Corsiva: is giggling as she chats quietly with her Papa.
Smol Asriel: doesnt seem to wake up
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He taps his fingers together, sitting in the corner of the bar.
Hyper: [i]"Well, if he HYPERventilates, don't blame me!"[/i]
Smol Asriel: Stop... please... d-don't hurt her...
MettatonSEX: Less rival and more I'm pissed at him.
Jack: [font=palatino]-B is generally portrayed as sympathetic, despite the few dick moves he makes-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: reaches a hand over to Smoriel, and gently shakes him from the shoulder
Hyper: ((Smolsriel: *dies from being shaked*
MettatonSEX: You portray him as a sympathetic antagonist.
Bondertale: toriel looks worried, trying harder to wake him up. She would rather not do so too violently.
Hyper: ((AD: ..
Smol Asriel: flinches when touched, he stays asleep, gentle shakes wont do shit
Jack: [font=palatino]-his motivation to return to his old friends is clearly written-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...we're gonna have to shake a bit more...."
Hyper: [i]"Let's try putting chocolate all over him."[/i]
Jack: [font=palatino]I suppose so, yes.[/font]
Hyper: [i]"Or marshmellows."[/i]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's a bad idea."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Marshmellow))
Hyper: [i]"No shit, Sherlockriel."[/i]
MettatonSEX: I'm going to keep reading. -He pulls the book from his chest.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Marshmellowyellow))
Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes him a bit harder.
: Jos[color=#eb00cb]eph Ar[/color][color=#a80092]diccioni[/color]: * ( Android 6.0 Marshmallow )
Smol Asriel: takes deep breaths, he's grimacing
Bondertale: toriel sighs. "Perhaps violent shaking is not the best solution. Something less...possible painful is better."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Barchar: ((>tfa you have to play a mom while having no idea how children works))
Smol Asriel: ((slap him in the face
Hyper: ((Smolsriel: *wakes up* EHNN.. [u]HARDER, DADDY![/u] [i]SHAKE ME HARDER![/i]
Barchar: ((>secondary tfw that you have a character who can wake him up St any time, and make toriel think she did it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hell now))
Barchar: ((Haha no))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH GOD FRISKY))
Barchar: ((Frisky, go to the shame corner))
Hyper: ((Hell no.))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes Smolriel a bit harder again, really attempting to wake him.
Hyper: ((I'm proud for saying that.))
Smol Asriel: "S-STOP *pant* STOP *pant*"
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Hyper: ((see slarv is confirming what i said
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kid, it's time to wake up!"
Ant: ((ayy
Smol Asriel: ((subtly
Hyper: ((he doesn't want his meat beaten any longer
MettatonSEX: goes to one silent corner and reads the book. He's a pretty fast reader, so he gets to the twist fairly quickly, only taking about 15 minutes. "........Jack, how much of this twist is based on reality?"
Hyper: ((and he's tired
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Nance: ((Frisky, I think the Shame Corner is either in a PM with me or the Boden room. I don't know which is which.))
Hyper: ((plox
Gaster: ((shake and wake
MettatonSEX: ((wake him up
MettatonSEX: ((wake him up inside
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WAKE HIM UP INSIDE))
MettatonSEX: ((can't wake up
Jack: [font=palatino]It's less of a twist and more of a plot mechanic... But no, I didn't make it up.[/font]
Smol Asriel: can't wake up
Asriel_Dreemurr: (((SAAVEE HIMM))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NO))
Jack: [font=palatino]If you're talking about what I think you are.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((call his name and save him from the dark
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FRICKY YOU RUINED IT))
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
Hyper: ((
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MettatonSEX: That explains why that ßoss guy was so interested in B.
MettatonSEX: ((noice
Hyper: ((nice
Jack: (("Narcissistic fuck"))
Smol Asriel: is flipping his shit from his subconscious
Barchar: barchar flies over. She's kind of about to wake smolsriel up if they dont
Asriel_Dreemurr: starts shaking a bit harder
Barchar: in, like, 10 seconds
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kid, you need to wake up!"
Hyper: ((Smolsriel: [i]HAAAAAAAARRRDERRRRR[/i]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He hums a song idly.
Smol Asriel: shakes a bit
: Jos[color=#eb00cb]eph Ar[/color][color=#a80092]diccioni[/color]: * ( Smolsriel: A-Ah....I'm close! )
Smol Asriel: 's eyes jolt open, he gasps
Bondertale: toriel is looking for something loud to do to wake him up without, like...giving him a heart attack or some shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: stops.
Hyper: [i]"..You okay?"[/i]
Barchar: goes off. Good.
: Jos[color=#eb00cb]eph Ar[/color][color=#a80092]diccioni[/color]: * ( Smolsriel: Ahhhhhhh~! )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kid, you alright?"
Jack: [font=palatino]-nods-[/font]
MettatonSEX: now he has to keep reading this.
Smol Asriel: pants, catching his breath
Bondertale: "My child? Do you need help?"
Smol Asriel: So... c-cold...
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
Gaster: pats his daughter on the back as she finishes the shake.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kid, I think you were having a nightmare..."
Hyper: [i]"Do you need a blanket?"[/i]
Smol Asriel: shivers, clutching his arms
Smol Asriel: It was so cold...
Bondertale: tori hugs him close in warm gote fur
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Hyper: ((Smolsriel: T-They were licking my.. M-my.. *bursts out crying*
: * test
Asriel_Dreemurr: watches.
Smol Asriel: is freezing cold for some reason
MettatonSEX: Upon reaching the last page, he drops the book on his lap in shock.
MettatonSEX: ...
Hyper: * He scratches Smolsriel's head.
Hyper: * His hand is warm.
Smol Asriel: pants, he hugs goatmom
Jack: ((Can we all take a moment to appreciate how normal the name "MettatonSEX" has become to us?
: * A particularly emo-looking stranger walks into the bar
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches ears. Warm hands.
MettatonSEX: Holy shit! That was wonderful! Inaccurate to some of the shit that happened, but holy shit!
: Jos[color=#eb00cb]eph Ar[/color][color=#a80092]diccioni[/color]: * ( ANTTTT )
Smol Asriel: ((Yep
MettatonSEX: ((you're welcome
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, stranger."
Jack: [font=palatino]-scratches the back of his neck-[/font]
: Jos[color=#eb00cb]eph Ar[/color][color=#a80092]diccioni[/color]: * ( i didn't see you there )
Jack: [font=palatino]Eh, it was alright.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Still not happy with it.[/font]
Hyper: [i]"Howdy! You're hurting me with your edge!"[/i]
: mythisoleucine [Joseph] [] is now Alpine Sagaris Considine [].
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [i]Sagaris[/i] )[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]It was nearly finished, but one day my editor just ran off.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
Smol Asriel: is freezing cold, probably making everyone else cold too
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [i]editor[/i] )[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]I'll have to find another one.[/font]
MettatonSEX: And all that stuff you wrote about B-- I mean, Aqueous? Wow! I'd still never touch that guy with a 40' dildo, but still!
Hyper: ((Jack: my editor was the editor
MettatonSEX: Oh...
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine walks into the bar, sitting down on the couch. She sips from a cup of coffee and browses what appears to be Tumblr on her phone.[/color]
: * The moody stranger looks around the room then sits down on the couch
Smol Asriel: is definitely making gotemom cold
Bondertale: "Asriel? Are you okay? You're...unnaturally cold."
Asriel_Dreemurr: figures he isn't helping much with this, and sits next to the stranger.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine looks to the moody stranger. "Hi..."[/color]
Gaster: ((holy shit is alpine me
Jack: ((Put your editor conspiracy theories here))
Hyper: * He sits down next to AD.
Gaster: ((american teenager with white hair
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( oh my god )[/color]
Barchar: investigates the stranger for, like...two seconds before losing interest
Gaster: ((the only thing that doesn't fit is the teenager part
Smol Asriel: S-so cold...
Hyper: ((Chime = older Alpine
Barchar: ((Barchar actually remembers editor))
MettatonSEX: puts the book back and applauds.
Smol Asriel: So... c-cold..
Jack: [font=palatino]It wasn't tat great...[/font]
Barchar: ((Because barchar is barchar))
: aaa * Aero is sitting on the couch next to Alpine, listening to emo music
Smol Asriel: pants, his eyes are wide and bloodshot
: ((I fucked it up
Jack: [font=palatino]Evidently, it didn't get the morals across properly.[/font]
Hyper: [i]"Is the kid high?"[/i]
: ((Commands damnit
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Thing is Alpine likes emo music )[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyfzHvNZCPw
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Bondertale: "Uhm...does anybody have any tea, or something warm?"
MettatonSEX: Not quite, but it was still really good.
Smol Asriel: ((Rip h3h3's sub count
Jack: [font=palatino]The whole thing was supposed to be a bit morally gray all over, you know?[/font]
Smol Asriel: feels something wet in his ears
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Leafy is 19 wut )[/color]
: ((but...why? Leafy is a douche...))
MettatonSEX: Yeah, I get it.
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Barchar: ((So, like))
Barchar: ((The Bible is something editor was putting together))
: Ant [] is now Aero [Aero].
Barchar: ((But now editor is fucking erased))
Smol Asriel: ((Gotta do the cooking by the book
MettatonSEX: ((DARLING
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((His ears are bleeding. He must have had listened to crawl))
Barchar: ((So wtf is with the bible))
Gaster: ((the bible remains
anon: (Darling!!)
Jack: [font=palatino]While Aqueous was similar to a lot of sympathetic villains, he was really supposed to be a bit of an anti-hero...[/font]
Barchar: ((Yeah, I know))
Jack: ((The Bible now updates itself))
Smol Asriel: reaches his hand up to his ear, yep blood
Barchar: ((But like, what's the explanation for its exkstence))
Gaster: gets up and gives BToriel some tea.
Jack: ((Ooh, spooky))
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Gaster: ((it's just... there man
Jack: ((Also, it's missing))
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Gaster: ((aka jack has it
Bondertale: "W-what!? He's-he's bleeding!"
Jack: [font=palatino]A tragic villain, at the worst.[/font]
Gaster: O-oh dear...
Smol Asriel: just stares at his bloody fingers
Jack: ((hey stop spoiling le epic twists))
Gaster: immetiately inspects Asriel's ear.
Gaster: ((didn't you state that though
Jack: ((I did))
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to smol child
Aero: sits on the couch listening to emo music
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She looked at Aero. "Hi...."[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why is he bleeding?"
Smol Asriel: Ringing...
Smol Asriel: Can't hear... it's ringing...
Jack: ((Just joking around, making fun of myself))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ringing..."
Barchar: ((Holy fucking shit did he burst a fucking esrdrum))
Gaster: ... I'm not sure, but I think his eardrums may be damaged
Hyper: [i]"I feel like I would be useless in this situation, so I'm gonna relax."[/i]
Hyper: * He relaxes.
Aero: doesn't hear becsue their music is too loud but kinda has a feeling that someone is talking to them so takes their headphones off
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do we do?"
Aero: turns to Alpine "Did you say something?"
Smol Asriel: clutches his hand over his ear
Gaster: puts a bit of gauze to SAsriel's ear.
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Bondertale: toriel looks concerned. "I...this...somebody get him gauze, or something we can try to wrap this with. We need to get him to a doctor."
Gaster: Here, this should soak up the blood.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Um....hi....I don't think we've met..." She's obviously shy.[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * But, she tries to introduce herself for once.[/color]
Hyper: ((inb4 aero x alpine because their names both start with the letter [s]b[/s] A
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god..."
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MettatonSEX: nods, having spaced for a minute.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hope he doesn't have any lasting effects from this..."
Aero: "Oh...uh..hi..."
Jack: [font=palatino]And you still hate hind so much?[/font]
MettatonSEX: The person, not the character.
Aero: is also shy but kinda tries (and fails) to hide it
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, perhaps I'm missing something. Perhaps the book didn's have everything.[/font]
Hyper: [i]"If Rise of the Planet of the Apes taught me anything, he's probably gonna die if we don't treat him correctly."[/i]
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Jack: [font=palatino]The character is pretty damn close to the person, you know.[/font]
Gaster: Yeah...
MettatonSEX: Oh, really?
Jack: [font=palatino]But perhaps I'm missing something.[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I'm...Alpine...."[/color]
Aero: ((Is Birthday Massacre emo? or is it...some other...thing?))
Smol Asriel: /me is just sitting there wide eyed and shivering
Smol Asriel: ((Wow ok
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, the book ending is all wrong obviously.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Aqueous didn't try core-jumping.
Bondertale: "If not die, he'll have permanently damaged hearing, which is why we need to get him to a doctor." toriel stood up, still clutching smolsriel. "I don't think we have anyone in here who's a medical professional. What's the easiest way to get to one?"
Aero: "I'm Aero..."
Jack: [font=palatino]I tried to write something of a better ending than the reality...[/font]
MettatonSEX: I see.
Gaster: ... I believe there's a few monster-oriented hospitals on the surface.
Smol Asriel: ((You can't die from a ruptured eardrum you dip
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, I didn't include the core stuff, you'd know that.[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Uh...." She smiles weakly at Aero.[/color]
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Hyper: ((It's possible
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Smol Asriel: something just dramatically changed the pressure levels in smolriel's head shed
Bondertale: "The surface is MILES away! We'd have to walk through waterfall and Hotland, and with how utterly cold he is, at least one of those is a bad idea! C
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MettatonSEX: The core and timeline shit were kiiiiind of most of the reason O hate B.
Alyss: ((I just did my first loop in NT.))
Alyss: ((And got hit by a car))
Jack: [font=palatino]I just replaced all the instances of someone falling in with death, and jumping with [REDACTED].[/font]
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Smol Asriel: ((It's also possible to die from breathing too much air
MettatonSEX: Not fond of that choice, but.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We can go to my timeline. There's a hospital not to far from my house."
Aero: stares at their shoes
Hyper: ((also i'm tired af tonight so gn everybody
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Aero: ((gn))
Smol Asriel: shivers
Smol Asriel: ((Nite
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have a car, so there's transportation."
Jack: [font=palatino]Aqueous wanted to be with his daughter, and I'm preeetty sure the reality wasn't too far off.[/font]
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Gaster: Alright, that's good enough.
MettatonSEX: Yeah
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( What kind of car would AD have )[/color]
Bondertale: "That's...likely our best option."
Gaster: takes off his coat and wraps Smol Asriel in it.
Jack: [font=palatino]I don't really have a vested interest here[/font]
Smol Asriel: has a smol trail of blood dripping out his nose, also mouth, and eyes...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Em))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She just...looks at Aero, still smiling weakly.[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]But don't you think you're being a bit harsh?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, leading them to the anydoor
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I dunno))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I'll suggest for you. Lancer Evolution? Land Rover Discovery? )[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((This has a point btw, not just random shit
Aero: "Um...do you like music...?"
Smol Asriel: ((Ew that's not hot
MettatonSEX: See, when people fell in the core, Gaster would feel it.
Smol Asriel: ((I can't see aeros text
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I don't care, it's not really relevant to what I'm doing))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Yeah..."[/color]
Barchar: ((Oh what the actual fuck))
Smol Asriel: is wide eyed, just staring
Smol Asriel: ((This has a purpose
Gaster: picks up Smol Asriel and carrys him.
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Bondertale: rushes through the anydoor. They had to do this FAST."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Joseph drives a Cadillac. Why? Because it was a fast luxury sedan to hit people with. )[/color]
Bondertale: was already carrying him
Smol Asriel: is getting warmer
Gaster: Darling? Can you keep an eye on corsiva for me?
Aero: "what kind of music?"
Gaster: -Oopsie poopsie-
MettatonSEX: Yes. Anyway. So he shut off the Core. No one could enter, and nothing could leave.
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I don't know, really..."[/color]
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Smol Asriel: looks up at gotemom, scared, she can see the blood trickling out of every orifice
MettatonSEX: goes to Corsiva and sits beside her.
Bondertale: "It's okay. Well get you to a doctor. You'll be fine." hopefully, smolsriel could lip read.
Barchar: tries to follow through the anydoor, to no avail. Shit.
Corsiva: looks up to her dad. "Is the goat boy gonna be alright?"
MettatonSEX: He'll be fine.
Smol Asriel: ((I scuba dived a few times, and i learned what would happen if you underwent massive pressure increase, it's not pretty, basically everything in your head pops
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He dusts off his leather jacket.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I want to do that. )[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((Blood vessels first though
Gaster: ((alpine wtf
Jack: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
Gaster: ((oh wait you meant just the scuba diving
Smol Asriel: ((You wanna get the bends?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I like popping things. )[/color]
Barchar: goes back to tfa clutching at her head
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Jack: [font=palatino]I just thought you'd understand now, what with having your own daughter and all.[/font]
Barchar: ((Dude))
Smol Asriel: ((Just dive 100 feet without repress uprising urself lol
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i'm just kidding don't get your panties up in a knot )[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((Repressurizing
Aero: "Well...like...what are some of your favorite bands? Wait...that's probably a dumb question right? Everyone here is from a different timeline...so you probably have like bands that don't even exist or something..."
MettatonSEX: explains all the reasons he hates B, from breaking promises to the time he tried attacking Gaster and he's sort of still upset about that.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i would like to try scuba diving tho )[/color]
Jack: ((foreshadowing?))
Barchar: ((But srsly I don't even))
Jack: [font=palatino]What would you do if she fell in the core, or died?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Jack.
Smol Asriel: ((foreshadowing
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Cross. The Border.....uh....Weezer.....?"[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: has probably got them in a car and is driving at this point.
Jack: ((Well my messages sent in the wrong order))
MettatonSEX: Just please, shut up.
Smol Asriel: is still shivering from that crazy ass cold
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( HC: AD just drives an old station wagon with wooden panels )[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]-glances at Corsiva and back-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Alright.[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Everything's falling into place and it's great
MettatonSEX: Don't talk about that.
Aero: "I think I may have heard of a couple of Weezer...."
Smol Asriel: ((I didn't even think how the sexless gote bit would factor in but it does somehow
Bondertale: toriel is freaking the fuck out, having no clue what to do. Suddenly her eyes widen. HER SOUL.
Aero: ((fuck
Smol Asriel: ((Make your text lighter aero please
Jack: [font=palatino]Alright then.[/font]
Aero: *I think I may have heard heard of weezer
Smol Asriel: ((I can't read a damn thing you say
MettatonSEX: hugs Corsiva close.
Bondertale: summons her soul. it's looking rather...even more fractured than it should be.
Aero: (Better, AD?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still driving, close to the hospital
Smol Asriel: ((yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: )(o want complaininghh
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATHg
Smol Asriel: ((And I'm not ad lel
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I wasn't complaining*))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She nods, looking at Aero.[/color]
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Smol Asriel: ((O want complaininghh
Corsiva: leans agianst her father
Aero: (ugh...too many asreils)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Too damn late for this shit))
Smol Asriel: isn't dying, just really really hurt and shit
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Aero: (Your colors are too close)
Smol Asriel: no need to get bonded
MettatonSEX: plays whatever the fuck Corsi's favorite dong is
MettatonSEX: *SONG
Asriel_Dreemurr: reaches the hospital
Jack: ((KEK))
MettatonSEX: *SONG
Smol Asriel: ((DONG
Gaster: ((dong
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((DONG))
Bondertale: toriel now looks even more freaked out. "Uh-uhm...i didn't think this through." her soul was not getting any better looking, to say the least
Corsiva: smiles. "Thank you, dad..."
anon: (Corsi's favorite dong)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Calm down..."
MettatonSEX: ((SHE'S SIX
Gaster: ((SHE IS SIX
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( THAT MEANS SHE CAN ONLY HANDLE SIX )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets hot of the car, the doors are unlocked
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( DOES SHE WANT A SIDE OF TENTACLES WITH THAT )[/color]
Gaster: ((HOW I FEEL RN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD4SQB9mGHM
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( what about pan to hell )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We need to hurry."
Bondertale: tori flings the door, open running to the hospital
anon: (I cant go straight to hell im way too gay)
Asriel_Dreemurr: runs behind her
Barchar: ((Bi-way to hell))
Gaster: follows close behind.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( pan-atlantic highway to hell )[/color]
Smol Asriel: the doctors take in the smol child
Smol Asriel: they make Tori and Azzy wait outside
Aero: "Have you heard of..." Aero gets out their phone. "...this?" Shows the spotify page for some obscure band called 'Cloud Nothings'
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Barchar: ((BTW when I said that toriel didn't think this through I meant I didn't think this through lol))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Uh....no..."[/color]
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Smol Asriel: will the smol gote survive? Find out next time on dragon ball B
Barchar: ((So smolsriel isn't the only goat who's gonna nearly die tonight))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is tapping his fingers on the arm rest of his chair, in the waiting room.
Jack: ((ey chime lemme PM you))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is probably sitting next to BToriel
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I am now listening to Cloud Nothings... )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ummmmmmm )[/color]
Smol Asriel: alright that's enough waiting, you are let into the hospital room to see the gote, he's asleep and his head is bandaged up. He's hooked up to an iv
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( It's okay. I approve. )[/color]
Gaster: ((okay
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Bondertale: "I-I he okay? Will he be able to hear?" toriel asked, weakly
Aero: (( I don't need your approval. I am a strong independent person. ))
Smol Asriel: the doctors say he experienced some sort of rapid pressure gain in his body, as well as hypothermia
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I am a strong, sensual, independent person. )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: is with Toriel, concerned.
Smol Asriel: he may or may not hear again, only time will tell
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Smol Asriel: the doctors don't know what happened
Aero: (( What does one do with baloons after their birthday passes... ))
Bondertale: "Do you have any idea what could have caused it? He just woke up, and suddenly he was...cold,and bleeding, and...i don't understand. I don't understand..."
Gaster: ((inhale helium
MettatonSEX: ((condoms
Smol Asriel: the doctors say no
Bondertale: is looking about ready to collapse
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...He'll be okay..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts an arm around Toriel.
Smol Asriel: "He'll live"
Aero: (( But they're like...the like shiny ones that aren't made of latex...I don't know how to deflate them ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Gaster: ((INHALE
Asriel_Dreemurr: is giving a soft smile to Toriel.
Gaster: ((HELIUM
MettatonSEX: ((use a pin and inhale the dank
Smol Asriel: ((Snort that shit
Aero: (( Winners don't do drugs, Chime ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I am liking Cloud Nothings so far. )[/color]
Gaster: ((I N H A L E
MettatonSEX: ((then use them as condoms
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Ant. What have you done. I like it. )[/color]
Aero: (( Good. ))
Smol Asriel: ((Winners don't use drugs?
Smol Asriel: ((Since when
Smol Asriel: ((Calling bullshit
MettatonSEX: ((*points to baseball*
Aero: (( Since 1980 - something? ))
Bondertale: is breathing heavily and shaking, nodding. "I...i can't stay here. I..." she looks unstable on her feet. "I want to, but I cant."
Gaster: ((the batter waves back
Smol Asriel: the doctors leave
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up with her, helping her stay up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh shit, the bonding!"
Smol Asriel: is asleep in his hospital bed
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ohh, shit!"
MettatonSEX: keeps playing Corsiva's favorite song.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll give you a ride back, quickly now..."
Smol Asriel: ((Brad would like a word with you
Corsiva: hums along.
Smol Asriel: ((Winners do lots of joy
Gaster: (9shit we need to find this child a good song
Smol Asriel: ((9shit
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Seven Nation Army )[/color]
Gaster: ((i let go of shift too early
Gaster: ((she's six
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ... )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((that's for next year
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( :D )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((im kidding
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( D: )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((seven nation army is a good song but think of her parents
Smol Asriel: ((Quick the last song you listened to is your signature sex move what is it
Bondertale: "I..." she sounds strained. "I really wish asriel and frisk wake up soon. I'm worried about them."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "Pony" )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((love rhymes with fuck you
Smol Asriel: ((666 kill chop deluxe
Aero: (( "No Life For Me" ))
MettatonSEX: ((oh no
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( OMG ANT I WAS ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THAT )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0[/color]
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Barchar: ((Seven nation army is a good song, but the video suuuuucks)))
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( The video is dank af )[/color]
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Aero: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MlaIe1ljs ))
anon: ("Little game" the fuck)
Barchar: ((It hurts my eyes))
Asriel_Dreemurr: leads hem to the car, driving back to his house.
MettatonSEX: ((*meets
Aero: (( brb ))
anon: (Merts)
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I like how the album Seven Nation Army is on is called "Elephant" )[/color]
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Barchar: ((I'm trying to remember the last song I listened to))
Barchar: ((But it's not coming to me))
MettatonSEX: ((actually no bad idea
anon: (?)
MettatonSEX: (("limbs smashing like a symphony"
Barchar: ((...which isn't the name of the song I last listened to, which would be funny))
MettatonSEX: ((i aint taking a hammer to you
anon: (Oh dear)
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Guys, what should the name for Cross. The Border.'s next album be )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((trump card
Gaster: ((the last song i listened to was a save ZA WAURDO
Asriel_Dreemurr: reaches his house. When he enters it with BToriel, you can see his Toriel sitting on a chair in the living room. She raises an eyebrow at the other Toriel, but continues doing whatever she was doing. Asriel is still trying to rush BToriel to the anydoor.
Gaster: ((*WARUDO
Bondertale: toriel whines. Whelp. She's out like a light.
MettatonSEX: ((you stop time to make ur partner come
Gaster: heads through the anydoor, back into the bar.
Aero: ((I'm back biches))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Gaster: ((the last ACTUAL song was take me to church
Aero: (( "Stay Useless" ))
MettatonSEX: is playing... um. Probably Toxic by Britney Spears, or Applause by Lady Gaga.
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Barchar: ((I don't like take me to church))
Barchar: ((It's just))
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks Toriel up, now walking slower to the Anydoor. He manages to kick the door open.
Aero: (( Overplayed? ))
Barchar: ((My brain hears it and is like 'wow this is not good music'))
Jack: ((Chime I PMed you on Reddit))
Gaster: ((oh
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( You know what's worse? )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: has an expression of "help"
MettatonSEX: ...
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( That "Work" song )[/color]
Barchar: ((But it does remind me of Isaac so I guess that's good?))
MettatonSEX: What's wrong?
Gaster: ((the fight song is the worst
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK" WHAT THE FUCK )[/color]
Aero: (( Guh...i despise that ))
Aero: (( I despise it so much that I'm using words like "despise" ))
Jack: ((fight song is fucking awful))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Aero: (( "This is my fight song" ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She just waits for Aero to say or do something.[/color]
Aero: snaps back to reality
MettatonSEX: ((i'll fight you if you play fight song
Jack: ((My entire family except my dad are plebs, for lack of a better word))
Aero: "So you've never heard of them?"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "No..."[/color]
anon: (Wait whats fight song)
Asriel_Dreemurr: is carrying BYoriel
Aero: (( Plebs is a good word ))
Bondertale: once she's in the bar again, tori doesn't seem to be dying anymore, but she's still very unconscious.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Toriel*
MettatonSEX: ((a dumb song
Jack: ((They enjoy country music, fight song, ABC, and I want to shoot up my school))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm not saying Toriel is fat, but I'm not saying she isn't heavy..."
Jack: ((That was one of the most 4channy things I've ever typed))
MettatonSEX: ((please tell me thats a song name
Aero: (( NSA is on you now ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks in, going as quickly as he can to the couch
MettatonSEX: ...Asriel, what happened?
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts BToriel on the couch.
Jack: ((Nope))
MettatonSEX: Why is Tori unconcious?
MettatonSEX: ((ow, the edge
Jack: ((It's fine though, I'm homeschooled))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The small Asriel might go deaf, and Toriel was too far away from frisk and Asriel."
Bondertale: is just a little fat, tbh.
MettatonSEX: Oh...
Jack: ((Only my family dies, it's cool))
Aero: hands Alpine their headphones "You wanna hear?"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Yeah....sure...."[/color]
Bondertale: as in, like, dimensions away.
Jack: ((No biggie, just murder of relative innocents))
Asriel_Dreemurr: was mostly joking, but goat mom would still be heavy either way.
Aero: (( NSA chill I think he's joking....I hope he's joking...please be joking... ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She puts on the earbuds and leans into the couch. She looks like she's enjoying Cloud Nothings.[/color]
MettatonSEX: I'm going to stay by Toriel, okay? You check on... you.
Jack: ((Well, I do know where the family guns are stored))
Jack: ((brb))
Aero: (( Um... ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, returning to his timeline
Gaster: ((b plz
MettatonSEX: sits next to Toriel, sighing.
Aero: (( That is the sketchiest brb ))
Jack: ((Nah I'll wait for tomorrow))
MettatonSEX: ((b, no
Jack: ((I'm not THAT thirsty))
Gaster: ((whoa shit sudden dizziness
Jack: ((Oh, you thought I was still going on about the school shooting thing?))
Jack: ((kek))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I'm gonna go eat some paper brb )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((b, go get a drink and put an ice cube in your underwear
Aero: (( wut? ))
MettatonSEX: ((the ice cube is from me
Asriel_Dreemurr: arrives back at the hospital, sitting in a chair where Smolriel is being held.
Jack: ((Nah, I just wanted to get a drink... From the, uh, from the gun. You know, uh, just gun water.))
Bondertale: toriel seems...relatively okay. Comparatively. Her soul is visible, and seems to be slowly building itself up from a VERY fractured state
Aero: looks at Alpine and smiles nervously
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( back )[/color]
Bondertale: like, she only had a couple shards left, pretty much
MettatonSEX: keeps a close watch on it.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( FD wanted some so I gave her paper from the recycling bin )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( no regrets )[/color]
Jack: ((MV be aware you just said "Heh minor, go shove something down your underwear. Come on, it's from me. Shove it down there."))
MettatonSEX: ((...i should have worded that better
Aero: (( I'm listening to the live version of Stay Useless...pretty sure the lead singer had a stroke or something ))
MettatonSEX: ((go freeze your balls
Jack: ((much better))
Barchar: ((You're a minor?))
Gaster: sits with his family.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She smiles back at Aero, looking directly at them.[/color]
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: is sitting next to Toriel.
Jack: ((mine for that coal all day bitches))
Jack: ((yep))
Barchar: ((Oh right I think you're 15,arentvyou))
Aero: blushes and stares back down at their shoes
Aero: "So...what do you think?"
Barchar: is kind of annoyed that toriel is back without either azzy.
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She just hides her face, blushing.[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I'M GOING BACK TO MY ROOTS--shit )[/color]
MettatonSEX: is just making sure Toriel is okay.
Jack: ((Well, the cops should be coming any minute now))
Gaster: ((we're all going to jail
Jack: ((They don't like murder for some reason))
Aero: ((Am I an accomplice to something?))
Gaster: ((anyway i should head to bed, i'm feeling rather dizzy so i should lay down
MettatonSEX: ((ok, gnight
Jack: ((Well, my parents aren't complaining. Anymore.))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( gn )[/color]
Aero: (( gn ))
Jack: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: ((b, please stop
Bondertale: it's evident enough at this point that she'll be fine soon enough. Needless to say, she's not going to be trying something like that again any time soon.
Gaster: ((goodnight, you guys can put my characters to bed if you want
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I'l totally put them to bed, yeah. -looks around in a certain safe designated for a certain purpose- )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((joking that i'm literally hitler is one thing, joking about real life crime is another
Aero: looks over at Alpine, blushing
MettatonSEX: notices his family is asleep. He takes the skeletons home, kissing each one as he sets them in their respective beds, before going back to check on Toriel.
Jack: ((Ech, I can joke about the damn holocaust but not this?))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She looks back, blushing a bit. "Yeah...the music is...good..."[/color]
Jack: ((Methinks you're being a bit picky))
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MettatonSEX: ((because if you get arrested you'll have to explain it was a joke and thatll be a very awkward conversation for everyone
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Jack: ((Hey slarv))
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Jack: ((get arrested for what exactly))
Smol Asriel: ((Ohhhhh boy
MettatonSEX: ((murder and planning a school shooting
Aero: (( Threats. It can and has happened to people ))
Jack: ((free speech is still a thing last time I checked))
Bondertale: considering how long that would take, tori is looking fairly decent. Her third of the soul is pretty much fixed, by now.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "...'[/color]
Aero: (( Someone actually got arrested for doing exactly what you just did tho ))
Jack: ((I'm not planning a school shooting))
MettatonSEX: ((^^
Jack: ((A, I don't even go to a real school))
Smol Asriel: ((Hooooooo boy
Jack: ((B, it was a load of sarcasm))
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Barchar: ((Gfd b make like Elsa and let it go))
Smol Asriel: ((Woooooooooooooooo boooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
anon: (A kid who goes to the high school where i live just got arrested for going on fb and talking about shooting the school)
Jack: ((ok here's something for the police that are definitely reading this and certainly know who I am))
Aero: "Glad you like it..."
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Smol Asriel: ((Can you not?
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sitting in the hospital room near Smolriel.
Alyss: ((Someone's in the boden room, sinning.))
Smol Asriel: ((Who
Jack: ((now let's move the fuck on))
Smol Asriel: ((Whodunnit
Alyss: ((I get alerts when someone's sinning))
Nance: ((I would be sinning if there was anyone to be sinning with))
Nance: ((But no I'm just in the boden room all alone))
MettatonSEX: ((ok. dont do it again, ok? this is a serious thing and i dont want you arrested
Aero: (( people get arrested for threats we're just warning you before you get into actual trouble. Obviously you were joking but so were a lot of other kids who got arrested for stuff like that ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She smiles, nodding.[/color]
Jack: ((Facebook is a whole different thing))
MettatonSEX: ((it's like pulling a fire alarm when there's no fire
Smol Asriel: ((Everyone shut the fuck up about it, b don't do it again
Aero: (( Pretty sure a redditor got arrested once ))
Smol Asriel: ((Ahem
Barchar: ((B. Chill. Forget about it. Let's move on.))
Smol Asriel: ((Everyone
MettatonSEX: ((right
Smol Asriel: ((Shut
Jack: ((People see real names, people know the school the guys goes to, and all of that))
Barchar: ((^))
MettatonSEX: pats Tori's head gently.
Jack: ((This is an actual issue though))
Barchar: ((#blameitonbarchar and get on with your life))
Jack: ((Somebody could bring it up again))
Jack: ((Might as well set a real precedent))
Smol Asriel: ((I was about to mute you but I don't have permission to
Aero: (( B. You do have an IP on your computer... ))
Bondertale: tori snorts slightly, stirring before readjusting herself
Smol Asriel: ((Ad you mind?
MettatonSEX: ((i won't bring it up again. just please stop.
Jack: ((Slarvath, I have not broken any rules.))
Barchar: ((B. Fucking please.))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( JUST MAKE TODAY A GOOD DAY AND MAKE THE ASS DROP )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i'm sorry i had to do that even though it makes no sense )[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((Really because everyone's telling you to stop
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Let's just drop the damn conversation, please.))
MettatonSEX: ((^
Smol Asriel: ((Pretty sure that's a rule bro
Jack: ((I'll stop. However, muting me would be mod abuse.))
Aero: (( I've said my thing so I'm done ))
Jack: ((What rule is it?))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Barchar: ((IT'S TIME TO STOP))
Smol Asriel: ((Two, if people tell you not to mention something, don't mention it
MettatonSEX: MOVING THE FUCK ON, he pats Tori's head gently.
Aero: (( oh ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( MOVING ON. Ant, how old is Aero? )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [i]alpine is 16[/i] )[/color]
Jack: ((Ok stop dangling the obvious forbidden joke in front of my face))
Nance: ((And meanwhile I'm over here ticked off that people went into the boden room with the sole purpose of trolling Laharl.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: just sighs, moving his chair closer to the hospital bed.
Aero: (( uh 17 I guess ))
Smol Asriel: ((Moving fucking on
Barchar: ((That is kind of dickiah))
Smol Asriel: opens his eyes slowly, looking at ad
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, kid..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes he can hear.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Hopes*
Smol Asriel: Can't... Hear you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Asriel: coughs
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( k )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets a small piece of paper, and writes "Howdy, Kid."
Bondertale: would be feeling really bad about not being there for asrismol if she wasn't...you know.
Smol Asriel: smiles a bit
Aero: "So...what timeline are you from...?"
MettatonSEX: wonders where the fuck BFrisk is.
Asriel_Dreemurr: writes "I guess some things happened."
MettatonSEX: doesn't go looking, but he wonders
Asriel_Dreemurr: is now writing and I don't feel like putting /me writes everytime
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry."
Smol Asriel: I don't know what happened...
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Uh..."[/color]
Smol Asriel: I woke up... I was so cold... My ears were ringing and they still are
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know either. Your ears were bleeding. I think they also mentioned hypothermia..."
Smol Asriel: I saw the blood
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You may not hear again, that's what the doctors said..."
Smol Asriel: It hurts... My ears...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know..."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "3V0QU3...?"[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( car names )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The doctors will take care of you..."
Bondertale: bfrisk is sleeping with bazzy. They took his...hibernation a lot worse than tori did.
Aero: "Oh...no I kinda just meant like...what's it like there...where you're from?"
Smol Asriel: ...
Smol Asriel: Am.. I gonna hear again?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I will, too."
MettatonSEX: sighs. "You better be okay, Tori."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I don't know..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's unlikely."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Oh...uh..."[/color]
Smol Asriel: O-oh...
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Normal...I guess...well...normal might be different here...."[/color]
Smol Asriel: sniffles
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I could either say Alpine is from Las Vegas or from some lame place )[/color]
Smol Asriel: I-I...
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, scratching smol head.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd lie down with you if I could."
Smol Asriel: cries, he's clearly confused and scared
Asriel_Dreemurr: has a stack of post it notes, that's how he's writing so much.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I'm from a place called Las Vegas..."[/color]
Aero: (( Make it a lame place. Because then everything that happens here will seem like the most amazing thing to happen ever ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Las Vegas only because Brendon Urie )[/color]
Bondertale: tori's soul has finally made itself whole again. You could probably wake her up if you wanted.
Smol Asriel: I'm scared...
Aero: (( This is an intervention ))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know."
Aero: ((You an addiction))
MettatonSEX: gently pats Toriel's head.
Aero: ((*you have an addiction))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Aero: "Oh yeah I have that place in my timeline...except...uh....well...."
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps comforting child as best ha can
Asriel_Dreemurr: He*
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "What's wrong with it?"[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Penn and teller nuked it))
Smol Asriel: eventually stops crying, moving into just silent sobs and eventually falls asleep in Azzy's arms
Aero: "It was uh....kinda...burned to the ground by dragons and vampires...."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Aero: "And I think Angels...?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: says "Goodnight, kid..." Mostly to himself.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Oh...that's unfortunate...."[/color]
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Smol Asriel: is a sleeping bandaged cinnamon roll
Aero: "Yeah...I wasn't born when it happened but....wait do you even have dragons and stuff in your timeline?"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She finds herself right next to Aero. Like, almost no space in between them. She blushes. "No..."[/color]
Smol Asriel: has horrible nightmares all night, but he doesn't show it
Bondertale: that does wake her up, conveniently enough. "Oh...good morning, mettaton. Are...are frisk and asriel okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: stays there, in an all be it uncomfortable position, keeping smolriel asleep.
MettatonSEX: Ah, I don't know. Probably. Where would they be?
Smol Asriel: would stay asleep if he wanted to lay him down tho, he's sleeping pretty soundly
Asriel_Dreemurr: eventually lies him on the bed.
Asriel_Dreemurr: then pulls his chair up the the BEDD resting his head on the mattress.
Aero: "Oh...ok well...this might be a little shocking then...." Aero takes of their hood that they've totally had this whole time to reveal a couple of demon horns
Smol Asriel: snores, his nose whistles
Smol Asriel: it's cute
Asriel_Dreemurr: is tired.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She gasps.[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((Imma sleep good night you fuccbois
Asriel_Dreemurr: is seriously considering just lying down with ASRIEL.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Asriel*
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Aero: "Yeah...that's about the reaction I expected"
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Aero: (( sweet memes ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: considered it and did it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to sleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm going to sleep aswell. GN))
MettatonSEX: ((sweet memes
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine takes off some hat she had on her head to reveal white hair. How dramatic.[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I'm working on my anti-jokes )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( You want to hear one? No. )[/color]
Aero: "Don't worry though...I'm only part demon so....I'm not uh...planning on raising an army of hellspawn...or whatever it is...that normal demons do..."
Bondertale: they're on the couch. Dunno how Metta could have missed them this whole time.
Aero: "Woah...your hair is pretty cool..."
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MettatonSEX: sees them, finally. Shh you never specified
MettatonSEX: Oh, they're okay.
MettatonSEX: They're both asleep.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She blushes. "Thanks........."[/color]
Bondertale: toriel sighed. "They have been for a while...im getting worried."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Why did I just imagine a sort of Alex Turner with demon horns )[/color]
Barchar: proooobably went a little overboard with what she did to bazzy
Aero: realizes he's somehow been talking somewhat confidently for the last few minutes and starts freaking out a little
Aero: ((*they not he))
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Should I wake them up, or...
Aero: ((yeah sure why not an agender Alex Turner with devil horns))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( -scattered applause- )[/color]
Bondertale: tori awkwardly stood up, checking frisk and azzy's pulse. It seems Nirmal, though of course, shed know that. She's still kind of worried. "
MettatonSEX: ...
Bondertale: "I suppose you could try."
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Aero: ((can it be slightly younger alex turner? Like with his hair down and sorta longer.))
Aero: ((THIS: http://cs9531.vkontakte.ru/u8717965/106447434/x_370ee7c8.jpg))
Aero: ((nvm the links broke))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( >404 NOT FOUND )[/color]
MettatonSEX: goes over to the two sleeping youngsters, and gently tabs both on the shoulder. "You've been asleep for a while."
Aero: ((THIS: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8korRjDI1qezgbbo1_250.jpg))
Aero: ((FUCKING))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( BROKEN LINK )[/color]
Aero: ((Just google Alex Turner Long Hair))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( AAAAAAAAAAAAAA )[/color]
Aero: ((Or Aero could look like porter robinson))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( amazing )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I like long hair Alex Turner )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( brb )[/color]
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Bondertale: bazzy doesn't even seem to react. Frisk does wake up though, taking a bit to realize that mettaton was right in their friggin' face, jumping back and drawing the chaos buster pistol
MettatonSEX: !
MettatonSEX: takes a step back, not used to a fucking pistol in his face. "Calm down, darling, I'm not here to hurt you."
MettatonSEX: I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Bondertale: frisk blinks, dissipating it and breathing out slowly. They fumbled for the pad and pen in their pockets. "Sorry. Bad memories. Thought things I shouldn't have thought."
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MettatonSEX: gives a soft smile. "Don't worry. I understand entirely."
Nance: ((Welp. Off I go to sleep, I guess. Not like I've got much else to do in the meantime.))
MettatonSEX: ((gnight sweet memes
Aero: ((gn))
Bondertale: "Let's just say the last few times I woke up with you" frisk paused, erasing that. "With a mettaton in my face, it..."frism looked around awkwardly. He got the point.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Jack: ((so Chime, we're doing it?))
MettatonSEX: ((chime isnt here friendo
Jack: ((I thought she was))
MettatonSEX: I get it.
MettatonSEX: ((nope, she went to get some rest
Jack: ((The history is fucked when you leave and come back on mobile))
Barchar: ((Yeah))
MettatonSEX: To tell the truth, I have similar experiences with someone else. Not pretty.
Aero: (( brb ))
MettatonSEX: ((k
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Bondertale: frisk looked confused. They weren't entirely sure how that might have happened, but it was fair enough they supposed.
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MettatonSEX: ...Let's just leave it at not all timelines have very nice members.
Jack: ((you know what my favorite thing ever is?))
Jack: ((Teachers bringing in their personal beliefs and teaching them as fact. LOVE IT!))
Aero: ((I'm back))
MettatonSEX: ((ooh, wonderful
Barchar: ((Fun times))
Jack: ((Did you know that the Spanish Inquisition was totally justified?))
MettatonSEX: ((didn't expect that
Bondertale: doesn't figure mettaton can save nor load, and is thinking about this too literally. They shrugged, walking over to toriel. They haven't been totally oblivious.
Jack: ((oh my kek catholic school people are silly little shits))
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MettatonSEX: ...
Aero: (( I feel like I would get torn the fuck apart at catholic school ))
MettatonSEX: sighs.
Jack: ((Did you know that democracy is the cause of America's problems, because the pleb non-Catholics are allowed to vote?))
Aero: (( Obviously atheists are a burden on society ))
MettatonSEX: ((oh dear
Jack: ((Did you know that belief that gay people will go to tell isn't hatred, and is in fact caring for them?))
MettatonSEX: ((well we're going together
Jack: ((*hell))
Aero: (( I care so much that I don't allow gay people within a 50 foot radius of myself ))
Jack: ((Kek))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i'm back )[/color]
Aero: (( The only gay person allowed near me is me ))
Barchar: ((Oh, religion. You utter asshole.))
: AFK / Alpine Considine [] is now Alpine Considine [].
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Barchar: ((Knock knock, get the door, it's religion, close the door.))
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Aero: (( I should be sarcastic more often ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Aero: (( Try this religion ))
Aero: (( "no" ))
Aero: (( Tryyyyy iiiiittt ))
MettatonSEX: (( [sub]no[/sub]
Aero: ((And so the new religion was established))
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Jack: ((So here's what I find funny about Catholicism))
Barchar: ((Them Europeans better stop selling that jesus))
Barchar: ((Or else I'll shove it where the sunrise land don't shine))
Aero: (( Hey kid...you wanna buy some jesus? ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She just glances at Aero.[/color]
Jack: ((According to the tenets of Catholicism, you'll only go to hell if you commit a mortal sin.))
MettatonSEX: sees Alpine and Aero, and decides to get closer. He'll introduce himself to Aero when the time comes.
Jack: ((In addition, you can't commit a mortal sin if you don't know it's a mortal sin))
MettatonSEX: ((they're here with books, and guns, and jesus
Aero: (( I didn't know murder was a sin tho! ))
Barchar: ((Because if they don't, you want be scared and won't buy their shit))
MettatonSEX: ((i laughed too hard at that
Jack: ((bitch if I go to hell it's your fault))
Jack: ((looking at you sister Harriet))
Aero: (( It ok tho. Jesus already died for your sins before you even comitted them or something... ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "...."[/color]
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MettatonSEX: decides that breaking an awkward silence would be the best decision. What a fool. "Hey, Alpine, and person I haven't met." Mettaton no
Aero: ((Also all the world's unfairness can be blamed on adam and eve. Just because the first people ate an apple we're all screwed))
Aero: "Oh...hey....uh....large robot"
MettatonSEX: It's Mettaton. And you are, darling?
Jack: ((did you know that allowing gay people to marry destroys the "sanctity of marriage"))
Auger: (Came in at the right time huh
Aero: "Uh...Aero..."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Uh...hi..." She just tries to scoot closer to Aero, but she's already scooted directly up to them, so she just ends up bumping right into him...[/color]
MettatonSEX: Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, then.
anon: (Im so excited to destroy the sanctity of marriage)
Aero: (( There's never any right or wrong time here in the CaU ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( them* fuckkk )[/color]
Jack: ((Ey mom and dad, after the Supreme Court ruling I expect you to start cheating now)!
MettatonSEX: ((i'm excited too but wait there's more
MettatonSEX: ((i don't even exist
MettatonSEX: ((agender? nope, totally fake. pansexual? real as a unicorn's titty.
anon: (Ur a ghost i cannot believe)
Jack: ((did you know that God cares if you diddle your pleasure stick/cave?))
Aero: (( Yay, metta and I aren't real! ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( well I am most likely nonexistant fuck )[/color]
Barchar: ((Did you know that eating shrimp is considered worse than rape, according to the Bible? As is coveting shit, making false idols, and lying!))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I am eating shrimp chips. )[/color]
Jack: ((in fact he'll throw you in a fire for shaking hands with Mr. Happy))
MettatonSEX: ((i'm a ghost looking for someone to love
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I am a rebel )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((*possess
Aero: (( God: "So I created sex but DON'T DO IT you guys. No seriously. Don't" ))
MettatonSEX: ((*love
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( The Possession )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Auger: (Anything happen?
MettatonSEX: looks Aero up and down. "I like your horns. They're cool." Mettaton no
Aero: ((God: "Guys I know I made it feel great but just...no! Tommy you get that out of...welp someone's goin to hell"))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( aeropine is most likely going to become a thing )[/color]
Aero: ((yep))
Barchar: ((So))
Jack: ((Did you know that to commemorate Jesus' dearh, you're supposed to not eat... Or eat less... Or something like that?))
Barchar: ((Eating the apple was supposed to teach Adam and eve about good and evuo))
Barchar: ((But apparently evil didn't exist before they ate the apple))
MettatonSEX: gives a soft smile, to try to help ease the tension.
Jack: ((Oh shit you ate the apple, now you're capable of evil))
Jack: ((k then))
Barchar: ((So God invented the concept JUST SO THAT THEY COULD FUCK YO WHEN THEY WTF THEBAPPLE))
Barchar: ((And yo))
Barchar: ((God))
Aero: "Oh yeah...um...I'm not a demon...you know...in case you were worried...."
Barchar: ((Why make the fucking apple in the first place))
Barchar: ((Aren't you OMNIPOTRNT))
MettatonSEX: No, no, not worried about that.
Barchar: ((YOU CAN JUST NOT))
Aero: "Ok...well I'm also part angel so...."
Jack: ((Did you know that there's an invisible man in the sky who has ten rules you have to follow or hell set you on fire forever)
Barchar: ((mtt: 'I met satan once, he was cool'))
MettatonSEX: I've met a few demons, most of them are pretty chill...
Jack: ((But he loves you))
MettatonSEX: Oh, cool.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine ends up leaning on Aero accidentally. There goes the ship, sailing off. Well.[/color]
Aero: (( Also he could totally stop war and famine and shit but he doesn't ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "accidentally" psh yeah right )[/color]
Barchar: ((And also the ten commandments aren't even the real ones. Those broke, then he made 10 totally fucking g different, even MORE superficial ones))
Aero: (( But he has a plan ))
Jack: (( about that plan ))
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Auger: (So I take it that youre quite the religious person
MettatonSEX: chuckles softly. That was cute.
Aero: blushes
Barchar: ((Yeah we fucking love it))
Aero: ((See you Sunday))
Aero: (( Every Sunday ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( just the 16 and 17 year olds shipped no big deal )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( EVERY SUNDAY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS )[/color]
Auger: (Me? Nah Im not religious
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( my family doesn't go to church because we give zero fucks )[/color]
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Aero: (( My mother is "spiritual"(aka almost crazy) and my dad and sister follow no organized religion ))
Aero: (( I used to go to chuch to ))
Barchar: ((Tbh I thin my parents believe in god but they mostly don't give a shit))
Jack: ((So if god has a plan and shit))
Barchar: ((They haven't given me much shit for being an athiest))
Barchar: ((And by much I mean any))
Aero: (( "God is a kid with an ant farm" ))
Jack: ((The fuck is praying supposed to do?
Jack: ((Make him CHANGE the plan?))
Auger: ((Depends which sect you are in
Jack: ((Fuck that, he's God! Why would he change the damn plan?))
MettatonSEX: So, Aero, I see you're listening to music? What kind do you like?
Barchar: ((And also gods word is perfect and infallible except for that one time where it wasn't when Jesus got rid of fucking all of it lol))
Aero: (( Angel: "God...I know Timmy was supposed to die today but - and hear me out - he says he really doesn't want to" ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She just continues to lean on Aero. Intentionally now.[/color]
Jack: (( kek ))
Jack: (( "so like God, you know how you said to love our enemies?" ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]((guess who's coming later today[/font]
Aero: ((Angel: "I know this kinda messes up your plan for the entire universe but...Timmy was pretty persuasive..."))
Jack: (("yeah so what"))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( GLAMOR HYPE )[/color]
Jack: (("Why are you setting them on fire")$
Barchar: ((The guy you're getting killed by))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I can't wait for Glamor to meet Microton )[/color]
Jack: (("Because I love them"))
Aero: kinda accidentally puts their arm over Alpine's shoulder
Barchar: (("Ah, damn, you like uses, time to burn for eternity lol. Luv u bby))
Barchar: ((Dudes))
MettatonSEX: ((that'll happen after the whole joytale thing bc metta knows glamor cant stay with them through that
Barchar: ((Except the shit you find useful to back up your shifty viewpoint, f course))
MettatonSEX: smiles.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She blushes, smiling like an idiot.[/color]
Aero: (( "I could make you not gay because I'm all powerful and all but...meh I kinda just don't want to..." ))
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MettatonSEX: So. Aero, you like music? What kind do you listen to?
Barchar: ((Wow, that was delayed))
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Auger: (So what caused the religious rant?
Jack: ((Did you know that if a kid comes out your vag you're always right and there always wrong? God said so!))
Jack: ((meh))
Jack: ((I don't even remember)).
Aero: "Oh...I was...just showing Alpine some the music I listened to..."
MettatonSEX: ((what if you were a c section
Jack: ((they're*))
MettatonSEX: Oh, wow.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I am thinking of the [url=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/M83-Hurry-Up-Were-Dreaming.jpg]M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming[/url] album cover )[/color]
Barchar: ((B complained about stupid Catholic shit))
Barchar: ((Things spiraled from there))
MettatonSEX: That's nice.
Jack: ((Oh lord I messed up a homophone, this is so enbarrassing.))
Auger: (Ah I see
Jack: ((*embarrassing))
Barchar: ((And tbh it's something I kinda wanted to get out and never had that good of an opportunity to until now))
MettatonSEX: May I ask what kind of music?
Aero: ((Awwwwww))
Auger: (Just dont forgot all the other religions while youre at it
Jack: ((Did you know that the devil is confined to hell? Also, did you know he's tempting you right now? Doesn't make sense? Well, fuck you too.))
Jack: ((True))
Barchar: ((I don't know enough about other religions to make fun of them))
Jack: ((I just don't know enough about othe religions to properly diss them, y'k-))
Barchar: ((And the country I live I is relatively unaffected by them))
Barchar: ((So..))
Jack: ((Well, he said it first))
Auger: ((Oh theres a whole lot worse than christianity
Jack: ((I know))
Barchar: ((Oh, yeah, like, Islam is preeetty shit))
Aero: (( ISIS: "As you can see here this book clearly states that we need to blow things up" The Rational Majority of Muslims: "What the fuck are you talking about!" ))
Jack: ((I might get a or if flak for this, but fundamental Islam is at it's core hateful.))
Barchar: ((I don't remember that robo-armed mk in the sidebar pic. When did you add that?))
Jack: ((Western Muslims aren't evil)
Jack: ((But they aren't really Muslims))
Auger: ((Imma go find a hotel you lads have fun
Aero: (( Lads? ))
Barchar: ((Also why the heckity is doge there. Did someone actually play doge? She's not even in the final gsme))
Jack: ((If you're not practicing Jihad and killing apostates, you're not practicing real Islam.))
Jack: ((gn))
Auger: (What?
Aero: (( Let's make fun of bhuddism next ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Alright cya yazan )[/color]
Barchar: ((The sidebar picture))
MettatonSEX: ((guess i'm not having fun, cya
MettatonSEX: ((im joking around
Barchar: ((Eh, Buddhism is chill.))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Aeropine is halfway to confirmation )[/color]
Jack: ((Ooh Buddhism))
Auger: (Itz only 230 pm here. I just might need 4 hours to find a hotel
Aero: (( Yeah. I can't think of much to make fun of it with... ))
Jack: ((I have no idea how that shit works, actually))
MettatonSEX: asked the same damn question
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( you got pictures yazan? )[/color]
Jack: ((Can you really even call it a religion?))
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Aero: (( Yeah. They believe in like reincarnation and stuff ))
Jack: ((It's really closer tow philosophy IMO))
Auger: (I made a tumbly last night
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Hey Ant, did you just get dumped on with rain? )[/color]
Jack: ((*to)
Auger: (But havent upload pics yet
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( What's the blog name tho? )[/color]
Jack: ((How about Hinduism?))
Aero: (( Idk. Probably because that's how washington works ))
Auger: Fintevious
Jack: ((Ganesh gotta give some fucking great handjobs))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I just got dumped on with rain )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Washington is a beast, a savage )[/color]
Aero: (( Breaking News: It rains in Washington ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Breaking News: FD left the window open )[/color]
Auger: (Hopefully I can get back on soon.
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Jack: ((Its raining somewhere else))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( goddamnit FD )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( brb )[/color]
anon: (Im gonna head to bed gn everyone)
Jack: ((it's*))
MettatonSEX: ((gn darling
Jack: ((gn))
Aero: (( gn ))
MettatonSEX: ((ilu
Barchar: ((..ig barchar gave a fuck about people who's names didn't start with 'a' and end in 'sriel', she could probably help auger be able to see again))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( gn )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ( ❤︎
anon: (Vivi ily c: )
Barchar: ((She would need to pretty much stay with him at all times to keep it up, but still))
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..." She continues to lean on Aero. Intentionally, now.[/color]
MettatonSEX: ...So, Aero, what type of music do you listen to?
Jack: ((I feel like at least somebody here is a secret religious and is too afraid so speak up))
Aero: (( I actually like the rain sometimes ))
Barchar: ((Pretty sure nobody currently in here is))
MettatonSEX: ((the most religious thing i did was get confirmed. then i realized im an atheist.
Jack: ((George Carlin did some great pieces on religion))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Aero: (( I only liked my church because they had video games to play after the service or whatever you call it. ))
Aero: snaps back to reality
Jack: ((So with Catholicism, one of the main tenets is))
MettatonSEX: ((i have to volunteer at my church hahahahahahaha thanks mom
Jack: ((You have to come eat Jesus once a week))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She yawns, still enjoying leaning on her [sub]crush[/sub] new friend's shoulder.[/color]
MettatonSEX: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack: ((excuse me whaaaaaaaaat?)
Aero: (( Eat jesus? ))
Jack: (("Here, come EAT JESUS."))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "Come Eat Jesus!" The new hip and trendy joint to get a bite! )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((you ever have communion bread? the eucharist or whatever? thats suppost to be jesus
MettatonSEX: ((and adults get to drink his blood
Aero: smiles nervously and blushes
Aero: "Are you tired?"
MettatonSEX: ...
Jack: (("Yes, the bread is Jesus. Now shut up and bite you pansy))
Jack: ((kek, they let anyone go drink the blood))
Jack: ((that's some nasty-ass wine, too))
MettatonSEX: ((i tried when i was seven and they didnt let me
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Yeah...."[/color]
Jack: ((Catholic?))
MettatonSEX: ((i was a dumbass seven year old who wanted to taste the blood of a dead guy
Aero: (( What if "Eat Jesus" is just the poorly translated name of a Mexican restaurant? ))
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Jack: (( I never even tried until I was eleven or so))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Eat Jesus pronounced with an H )[/color]
Jack: ((They let me))
MettatonSEX: ((eat jesús, the porn restaurant
Barchar: ((...and with that, I'm out))
Barchar: ((Gnight))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Juan is the bartender )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( gn )[/color]
Jack: ((Seriously though, that's some bad wine))
MettatonSEX: ((or cannibalism
Aero: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: ((gnight
Jack: ((gn))
Barchar: ((More #blameitonbarchar tomorrow. Because you should always blame it on barchar. The yandere ghost fuck))
Aero: "You can just...sleep here...I mean if you want..."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Aero: "but before you go to bed, do you want to be my girlfriend" )[/color]
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Aero: "But before you go to sleep....do you wanna be my girlfriend?"
Aero: ((10/10))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( oh wowie )[/color]
MettatonSEX: .....
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She blushes the brightest fucking red ever, smiling like an idiot. "....yes...."[/color]
AFK_warp : ((I really hope that was a coincidence))
Jack: ((did you know that an all-powerful all-merciful god has thrown millions of people into fire forever?))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Mettaton: -claps, crying tears of happiness- )[/color]
MettatonSEX: shoots confetti at the two from his palm.
MettatonSEX: Congratulations.
Aero: (( We've got a whole navy now ))
Jack: ((>all-merciful))
Jack: ((>eternal fire))
Jack: ((Pick one))
Aero: (( whynotboth.jpg ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/wingsoffire/images/e/e0/WhyNotBoth.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131108000411 )[/color]
Jack: ((so Catholics believe that the pope can't officially do anything wrong)).
Aero: (( so Darth Vader believes that Palpatine can't officially do anything wrong. ))
Jack: ((I want to get elected to the papacy, then declare in my official capacity as Pope that the sky is red.))
Aero: (( 2+2=5 ))
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MettatonSEX: ((elect me as pope, #magevaatididnothingwromg
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MettatonSEX: ((*wrong
Jack: ((*goes onto pope podium))
Aero: brushes confetti off their shoulder "uh...thanks....robot I just met...."
Jack: (("Left Twix is better"))
MettatonSEX: Mettaton. Sorry, did I forget to say that?
Jack: ((*drops mic))
Jack: ((Gn everyone)))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( -goes onto pope podium- "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" -drops mic and walks away- )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( gn b )[/color]
Aero: (( *steps onto pope-ium. "Can I have your attention please." ))
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Aero: ((gn, B))
Aero: (("Can I have your attention please."))
Aero: ((*clears throat))
Aero: (("Would the real Slim Shady please stand up"))
MettatonSEX: ((*steps onto podium* you thought this would be the pope... BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! *drops mic and walks away*
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MettatonSEX: ...I actually have to go do something, so, I'll see you two later.
Aero: "oh...ok..."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Okay....Bye, Mettaton..."[/color]
MettatonSEX: smiles, waves, goes home, and instead of going to bed, he goes to Glamor's room in wait for the new child. Sure enough...
AFK_warp : ((GLAMOR HYPE))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * (GLAMOR HYPE)[/color]
AFK_warp : ((Okay actually sleeping now baaai))
Glamor: [font=glamor]*emerges in the arms of his dad.*[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((gnight
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Microton gasps. "Ah!"[/color]
MettatonSEX: !
Aero: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: Microton, what are you doing in here?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Microton can be seen noping the fuck out. "Uh.....this isn't where I wanted to goooooooooooooooooo!"[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
MettatonSEX: No, no, it's okay, I'm not mad, I just. Why were you in here?
Aero: "So..."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Microton is presumably gone, sleeping in his "studio".[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "?"[/color]
MettatonSEX: decides not to bother. He has a baby to take care of goddammit
Aero: ...we should probably....plan a date or something right?"
MettatonSEX: Ugh... Fucking hell.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Uh....yeah...."[/color]
MettatonSEX: sighs, as, until MageVaati says otherwise, he takes care of his little Glamor.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Aeropine in a nutshell: "ummm" "uh" "uhh" "umm" )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((im gonna go, gnight
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Aero: ((gn metta))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Aero: "maybe...we can go somewhere tomorrow....?"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "yeah......"[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRnW3h2Pptk )[/color]
Aero: yawns
Aero: (( I approve of this song ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( it was on the earth to echo soundtrack )[/color]
Aero: (( Oh yeah I think there was another song on that soundtrack that I've heard. I never saw the movie though ))
Aero: (( It just seems like Super 8 but for a younger audience ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8b4xYbEugo )[/color]
Aero: ((Yeah that's the song))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She also yawns. "..."[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et0rk_M3Wv0 )[/color]
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Aero: "Well....it's getting late...."
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "yeah....it is...." She sounds tired.[/color]
Aero: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqrR5gNYLuk))
Aero: "I should...probably get some sleep....uh....see you tomorrow....on our....you know....date...."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "okay...."[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She gets up, and walks over to the Anydoor. Before she leaves, she looks at Aero. "Bye, Aero...." She walks over to them and gives them a hug. Then she leaves.[/color]
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Aero: "Bye, Alpine"
Aero: ((Imma go to sleep. I have a long day of doing nothing tomorrow))
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( heh, see you tomorrow )[/color]
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Smol Asriel: is fading in and out of consciousness
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AFK_warp : ((Holy shit chat is fucking rip today))
AFK_warp : ((What happened to glamor hype jfc))
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayyy
Smol Asriel: ((Welcome to the day of the dead chat
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Smol Asriel: ((FFFFUCK
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy?
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
Auger: ((oi
Auger: (((sup
Smol Asriel: ((Finished a tennis class
Smol Asriel: ((That's what I've been doing all weel
Smol Asriel: ((7AM-1PM
Smol Asriel: ((My body hurts like fuck
Auger: ((used to play tennis myself
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Auger: ((prefer rock climbing and skeet shooitng
Flame_warp : ((Hi two peoole))
Auger: (oi
Smol Asriel: ((Tennis is the only sport I like and am halfway decent at
Smol Asriel: ((Aside from SUPER SMAAAAASH BROTHERS
Auger: (the fun new family game?
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Flame_warp : ((Me and you))
Flame_warp : ((And you and me))
Flame_warp : ((No matter how they tossed the dice))
Flame_warp : ((It had to be))
Auger: ((so anything happen?
Smol Asriel: ((Not really
Smol Asriel: is still in the hospital
Flame_warp : ((Since last night?))
Flame_warp : ((Nnnope))
Bondertale: tori and frisk are still in the bar, p much alone with Ms. Possessive yandere ghost. Not that they could know that. Bazzy is still in hibernation.
Bondertale: tori would wish he would friggin' quit that so she could see smolsriel without dying again.
Auger: -is behind the bar-
Auger: ((wait who died?
Flame_warp : ((Toriel almost got her soul shattered because she went into a different dimension without frisk or azzy))
Auger: (oh
Auger: -somehow escapes from the bar and wanders into the couches-
Auger: Hry, anyone around?
Bondertale: "Oh, God morning, auger." toriel said. "Me and frisk are. That's all, right now."
Barchar: technically
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Auger: ((how do you switch to barchar so quick?
Auger: (oi chime
Gaster: ((oh hey i can answer that question
Gaster: ((https://msparp.com/characters
Gaster: ((go there and you can set up character shortcuts
Flame_warp : ((Ey yo gastman))
Auger: -wanders into Troi's legs after hearing her- Oh sorry
Gaster: ((so i can go from this
Vader Eloha: ((to this
Bondertale: "This rare my legs dear."
Flame_warp : ((...))
Flame_warp : ((This are mine keg))
Gaster: ((rare legs? no that's metta
Gaster: ((anyway just checking in before i attempt to draw
Bondertale: "those are my legs, dear."
Flame_warp : ((Oh, okay))
Flame_warp : ((The chat has been abnormally empty today))
Auger: ((I know
Gaster: ((well, it's a school day so I'm assuming at least magevaati and b are still in school
Auger: Right....sorry
Flame_warp : ((Shrug))
Bondertale: "You don't need to apologize. I'm simply informing you."
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Auger: JJ
Auger: (huh that was a test
Flame_warp : ((You might need to reload))
Flame_warp : ((And also you need to actually write things after the slash))
Flame_warp : barchar
Barchar: is bired
Auger: JJ sunvabitch!
Auger: ((damn
Flame_warp : ((Did you save it?))
Flame_warp : ((Did you make the command all-caps? It's case sensitive))
Auger: ((yea
Auger: ((/JJ test
Flame_warp : ((If you typed those parenthesis, that's definitely a problem))
Auger: so whats new?
Bondertale: "Erm...not much, with me. Frisk has been asleep for the past...ckuple of days."
Auger: is that a coma
Auger: -climbs on to the couch
Bondertale: "Not...maybe? I'm not sure. Frisk woke up when we tried, but asriel...hm."
Auger: maybe you should wake them up
Auger: don't they need food?
Bondertale: "Oh, our...condition makes it so that, at least for me and asriel, we're fine as long as at least one of us eats. Frisk does need to do so on their own sometimes, though. He's fine. Just...sleeping for a very long time."
Gaster: ((wip: http://prntscr.com/ajitur
Auger: Oh okay?
Bondertale: "it's hard to explain, especially since I don't imagine that souls are part of your...purview."
Auger: that works
Auger: for me
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Jack: ((so uh))
Auger: JJ test
Jack: ((people are still using the subreddit for Xyzzy now))
Jukon or Junko: twst
Auger: ((there we go
Jack: ((who knew, right?))
Flame_warp : ((Not as much, but yeah))
Flame_warp : ((We still like cah))
Flame_warp : ((Anyway hi b))
Jack: ((This is news to me, actually))
Jack: ((I thought CaU in the original form was totally dead))
Jack: ((Anyone here ever played Initium?))
Auger: ((nope
Jack: ((Neither have I, but I was thinking we could try it as a group sometime))
Auger: you're not a lombax by chance are you?
Jack: ((It's a text-based MMO))
Jack: ((I'm assuming I'm not, since I don't know what it is))
Jack: ((Oh duh))
Jack: ((I'm dumb))
Bondertale: "Uhm...no. There are no lombaxes in my dimension. At least, not that I'm aware of."
Auger: oh?
Auger: well that means its one less place I have to check
Bondertale: "Unless 'lombax' is the word you use for 'monster' in your dimension? Truthfully, it gets hard to tell."
Auger: monster? no I'm a lombax
Auger: there are other species out there
Jack: ((I want to play Initium as a dry run with my IRL friends, then maybe do a CaU party separately))
Jack: ((What do you think?))
Flame_warp : ((I mean))
Jack: ((It's free))
Flame_warp : ((Like, a party of CaU people?))
Jack: ((Yeah))
Jack: ((Not necessarily the characters, just the actual people playing))
Flame_warp : ((If so, then sure? Though, unless it works on mobile, I'm kind of out of the question))
Flame_warp : ((Right, right))
Jack: ((Kinda like how we did Town of Salem))
Flame_warp : ((It would be hard but interesting to try to play barchar in an mmo, though))
Jack: ((And RotMG))
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Auger: do you mind if I see tha you look like then?
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Jukon or Junko: -walks in-
Bondertale: "Er...no. Why would I?"
Jack: ((The player named VenomB actually isn't me))
Jack: ((for the record))
Auger: -holds his hands out- its not actually seeing
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Jukon or Junko: sup everyone
Bondertale: toriel looked at it, confused. "Uhm...what exactly am I doing, here?"
Bondertale: frisk waved at jukon, hopping up and walking over.
Jukon or Junko: hey kid
Auger: its more me just well, feeling
Auger: like this -he grabs his face to feel the shape of it-
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Bondertale: "Ah." toriel stood up. "Well, I'm a few inches in front of you. Go ahead."
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Auger: ((how tall it toriel?
Auger: ((cuz Auger is only 5'3 and more toris are 7' or taller
Bondertale: frisk leaned on jukon shoulder, winking and doing a finger gun before pointing at toriel. They weren't totally oblivious about what happened while they were asleep. Only mostly so.
Flame_warp : ((Uhh))
Flame_warp : ((I don't remember the exact hight, but yeh, I think it was about 7'2))
Jukon or Junko: yeah I wish id
Auger: kid*
Jukon or Junko: she aint into habing fun kid
Bondertale: frisk looked mildly disappointed. They rather liked junko. They sighed, taking the pad out and drawing a wolf, then putting a question mark next to it
Auger: oh okay
Auger: just let me know if I should stop -he places his hands on her stomach-
Jukon or Junko: -awkwardly shuffles- thats not...something I wanna talk about right now
Barchar: is idly floating around auger and tori.
Bondertale: frisk nodded. They understood.
Auger: -he move his hands upwards- ummmm
Auger: I really just meant your head
Bondertale: toriel gently grabbed augers hand, moving it to the correct place. "Monsters can tend to be tall."
Auger: -he starts feel her head, trying not to be too hard- i can't say I know what you are
Auger: you got the fluff of a lombax, but not the facial structure and you have horns
Bondertale: "I believe the closest animal to compare me to would be a goat. A bipedal goat. But monsters are so utterly varied that trying to get a bead o them with just one is...well,frsnkly impossible. Some are fire elementals, some are skeletons, some are ghosts, some are made of geometric shapes-we're a rather varied race."
Auger: huh -stops-
Gaster: ((i forgot i had this up lmao
Flame_warp : ((How goes the sansing??))
Auger: from what I can tell you must be quite the looker
Jukon or Junko: so whats up with you kid?
Bondertale: "Uhm...thank you?"
Bondertale: frisk shrugged. 'Been asleep. When azzy started...whatever he's doing, I got hit HARD.'
Jukon or Junko: whats he up to?
Auger: -sits on the couch- I'm sure you get plenty of people who hit on you anyways
Bondertale: 'sleeping. A lot. For days. Mom's getting worried. I am, too.'
Jukon or Junko: I'll wake his lazy ass up then
Bondertale: toriel shrugged. "Only one, so far. Arguably two. But I'm not particularly interested in a sexual relationship, due to my condition."
Bondertale: frisk shook their head. 'Good luck.'
Auger: two? huh
Jukon or Junko: -waslk over to Asriel,-
Jukon or Junko: you mind if I wake him up Tori?
Bondertale: "Uhm...you can try."
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Barchar: moves over to jukon. Not that she could know that.
Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
Auger: (oi
Jukon or Junko: -slaps Asriel-
Bondertale: his head jerks due to the impact. Otherwise? Doesn't even snort.
Flame_warp : ((Hey slarv))
Jukon or Junko: -begins to shake him violently
Bondertale: at best, you're giving him whiplash.
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Barchar: might intervene depending on how persistent jukon is at this.
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Jukon or Junko: hmm
Jukon or Junko: grabs his head and starts to kiss him-
Auger: ((last was a action
Bondertale: tori looks displeased. Asriel looks still very asleep.
Bondertale: frisk looks amused
Jukon or Junko: usually works in the fairy tales
Smol Asriel: ((Is azzy gonna be awake by questing time?
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Smol Asriel: ((I'm cookin up the joytale btw
Smol Asriel: ((Working on alphys rn
Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake now
Smol Asriel: is fading in and out of consciousness
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still at the hospital, he fell asleep in his chair.
Flame_warp : ((Im waiting for questing time to wake him up))
Flame_warp : ((Barchar us doin' shizz))
Asriel_Dreemurr: scoots his chair back to the bed, looking at Smol Asriel.
Flame_warp : ((Cuz #blameitonbarchar #especiallywhenitsactuallyherfault))
YoungKingAsgore: -walks in-
Smol Asriel: wakes up, he looks at Azzy
Barchar: sticks an incorporeal hand through junko's head. "It won't work. Leave him be. "
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Kid."
Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes his rad, and grabs the post it notes.
YoungKingAsgore: howdy! -sees Junko and immediately leaves
Asriel_Dreemurr: then writes "Howdy, kid."
Smol Asriel: Hi...
Asriel_Dreemurr: is writing from now on.
Smol Asriel: a doctor comes in and checks smolriel up
Jukon or Junko: well this isn't going to work
Bondertale: frisk looks at Asgore, confused.
Asriel_Dreemurr: waits for the doctor to finish.
Auger: -sitting next to Tori-
Flame_warp : ((Anyway slarv, I sent you a pm about the thing with questing time))
Smol Asriel: gets his ear bandages removed
Bondertale: -sitting next to auger-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Auger: do you know anyone who could be an assistant?
Smol Asriel: the doctor gives him a pair of headphones, they completely cover his ears
Bondertale: "Uhm, an assistant to what?"
Auger: for me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Smol Asriel: "These headphones will prevent any further ear damage"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "He has to wear them forever?"
Bondertale: "So, mechanic, then?"
Smol Asriel: "He has a chance of recovering his hearing, so long as he keeps those on for a few months"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, alright. I hope he does."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tank you guys."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Thank*
Auger: well maybe, but more so someone to help me around
Smol Asriel: "Even the slightest bit of damage will cause permenant hearing loss, but for now he has a small chance to heal and regain some of his hearing"
Smol Asriel: is looking at the two talk
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods
Smol Asriel: "Aside from that, he's fine. He's free to leave"
Asriel_Dreemurr: writes "You might get your hearing back."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Alrighty, doc."
Bondertale: "Well, I'm afraid I can't really think of anyone. There are some obvious, fundamental problems with it being frisk, not the least of which being their muteness."
Smol Asriel: smiles, he looks happy about that
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks up Smol Asriel, walking to the parking lot.
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Smol Asriel: hangs onto him
Auger: oh -looks disappointed-
Smol Asriel: isn't cold any more
Asriel_Dreemurr: reaches the car, and puts smolriels seatbelt on, and then drives to his house. Blah bosh blah we arrive at the bar.
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Alyss: ((Anyone see Ultima's post on the sub?))\
Asriel_Dreemurr: opens the anydoor, carrying smolriel
Smol Asriel: ((I did
Smol Asriel: looks around, he's got a big pair of headphones on
Bondertale: toriel immediately gasps, running over and hugging asriel. "Oh, I was so worried about you! Are you okay? Do you still-" she faltered on seeing the headphones. That was going to make talking with him difficult at the very least.
Alyss: ((He litterally just went "Oh, they're not on Charat anymore, so it means I can come back:((
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Flame_warp : ((Oh god, he's back?))
Alyss: ((Although props to him for asking kindly))
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Alyss: ((Not yet, not until MV has forgiven him))
Smol Asriel: Hi Ms. Toriel
Alyss: ((C.E :D))
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Smol Asriel: I can't hear you...
CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy))
Auger: (oi
Flame_warp : ((Nkt what I meant with 'back'))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy everyone."
Auger: -looks around confused-
Flame_warp : ((Tbh I never liked Ultima too much even before he got rule w2'd on))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asriel has gone deaf, but he might recover."
Smol Asriel: ((Nobody liked Ultima
Smol Asriel: ((I made an arc with him and he FUCKING SUCKED AT IT
Smol Asriel: ((DD was better at Ace Attorney than he was and he never even played it
Smol Asriel: ((Not to mention that his character was Donut Steel self insert OP garbage
Alyss: ((It's enough))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He has o keep these headphones for awhile."
Asriel_Dreemurr: To*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So he might recover."
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes Asriel to the couch, setting down, then sitting next to him.
Bondertale: toriel nodded, sadly. "At least he's relatively okay."
Alyss: ((Lets move on from the Ultima Hate Circlejerk))\
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He is alright, he may even recover."
Smol Asriel: ((That was just me ranting
Smol Asriel: ((No circlejerk, just alonejerking
Smol Asriel: looks at the two of them confusedly
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Technically you could spin around alone and that would be circle jerking))
Smol Asriel: ((This new neko atsume update is dank
Flame_warp : ((Yeah I just said one sentence he's fairly alright if not super great at RPing and bad at word choice))
Flame_warp : ((But tbh I've fucked up 3 times already who am I to judge))
Smol Asriel: ((You fucked up on accident
Smol Asriel: ((You worded stuff wrong
Smol Asriel: ((Ultima meant to say it, and then tried to justify it
Flame_warp : ((Oh))
Flame_warp : ((Well))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You knew you fucked up, and that's the point of it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ultima claimed that since it was IC it was justified.))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And that the rule should not count when you are in character.))
Alyss: (( Seriously, lets get off of Ultima))
Jack: ((Hello my fellow kek fiends))
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah lets
Smol Asriel: ((Also hi eevee
CryingEevee OOC: ((that delayed "hi eevee" though))
Alyss: ((On a different note, I found a video Ultima made while browsing r/Pokemon))
Jack: ((Let's get our hands out of the person to the left's genitals, eh?))
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B10: ((ayy))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ayy))
Auger: -looking around confused at all the new vocies-
Smol Asriel: ((orly?
Jack: ((Chime, are you ready?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I get the dank wallpaper))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Looking pretty dank))
B10: ((?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((20 gold fish worth))
Gaster: ((not now
Smol Asriel: is looking at Tori and AD confusedly
Smol Asriel: ((Fuck wallpapers
Jack: [font=palatino]-walks in and sits down-[/font]
Gaster: ((i
Asriel_Dreemurr: writes "we're talking about your condition."
Gaster: ((i hit enter by accident oops
Flame_warp : ((Ready for what))
Jack: [font=palatino]-is just doing the same notebooks stuff as always-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK YOU))
Gaster: ((i'm busy doing request right now
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SLARVATH$$
Gaster: ((lineart for sans is done: http://prntscr.com/ajjzj9
Jukon or Junko: -has given up on BAzzy and now sittig around-
Flame_warp : ((Because))
B10: enters.
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B10: [font=Futura]Hey there.[/font]
Gaster: ((it was supposed to be chibi but sans is chibi shaped
Jukon or Junko: sup
B10: [font=Futura]Not much.[/font]
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Smol Asriel: ((What
Smol Asriel: ((What did i do
B10: [font=Futura]How about you? Anything happening?[/font]
Auger: ((breathed his air
Smol Asriel: nods
Flame_warp : ((#9timesoutof10itisreasonavletopintheblameonthepossessiveyandereghostknownasbar!chara,orbarchar))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ;(fuck you wallpapers are good))
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/N8xEv
Smol Asriel: ((This is all you need you loser
Smol Asriel: ((I'm never changing this
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm on IOS))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You dick))
Smol Asriel: ((lol u suck
Jukon or Junko: just sitting around, tried to wake up BAzzy, no dice
Smol Asriel: ((get a gud phone m9
Jack: ((dear lord the windows movie maker on that video))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((IT IS A GOID PHONE YOU FUCK))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Goid.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp))
Gaster: ((that typo was pure goid
Smol Asriel: ((Ohhhhhhh
Smol Asriel: ((Ultima's nuzlocke run
Auger: ((I got that wallpaper
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTws8d7IutQ
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ultima has a YouTube?))
Smol Asriel: ((oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh booooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Jack: ((with three videos uploaded))
Flame_warp : ((I don't play ur stupid cat-sual mobile game so is what you're on about))
Smol Asriel: ((subscribed
B10: ((Hm.
Jack: ((I'm probably going to try a YouTube thing with a couple friends soon))
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Jack: ((Except o
Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
B10: ((He sounded older than I thought he would.))
Jack: ((Except I'll have a good mic))
Smol Asriel: ((We found ultima's youtube
Hyper: ((ayy lmao
Jack: ((My thoughts exactly. B10))
Flame_warp : ((God, the chat in this xyzzy game us cringe city))
Jack: ((*,))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have a youtube. but my youtube channel will stay hidden, none of you will know it.))
Jack: ((>implying this isn't cringe city))
Flame_warp : ((It's even more cringey))
Smol Asriel: ((I have a youtube
Alyss: ((Really, Andrew Garcia?))\
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Hyper: ((i have a youtube and i have one video
Jack: ((I'm assuming that's Eevee?))
Hyper: ((it's a hitler video
CryingEevee OOC: (("andrew garcia"?))
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Flame_warp : ((I have a channel))
Flame_warp : ((It's three shifty sums and a tf2 commentary video I made when I thought I knew what I ws doing))
Flame_warp : ((Spoilers))
Flame_warp : ((I didbt))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh god I hope I don't have videos on it
CryingEevee OOC: ((seriously, who's andrew garcia?))
Flame_warp : ((Sfm))
Smol Asriel: ((Gotta delete shit
Smol Asriel: ((Gotta go delete my videos fuck
Jack: ((No)
Alyss: ((Theres a youtube channel deeep, deep, down in youtube known as 00WaterBottle00))
Alyss: ((It's my big sisters, there are videos of me when I was eight on there))
: gg [Hyper] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Jack: ((why are you subbed to pyrocynical?))
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Flame_warp : ((I shan't delete a rhing))
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
: ((so i shouted "IT'S HIP TO FUCK B" today
Flame_warp : ((My stupidity is there for the world to sde))
: ((i didn't get in trouble
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Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
Smol Asriel: ((Ok I deleted my vidoes
CryingEevee OOC: ((i had old videos on my youtube, they all got deleted as a "prank" from a friend. i had no backups of the videos btw))
: ((also holy shit thunder
Smol Asriel: ((Do whatever you want you fuck
Smol Asriel: ((Because they are fun
Flame_warp : ((I like tbr))
Flame_warp : ((Not so much for the Bible stuff))
Flame_warp : ((Okay wait))
Smol Asriel: ((I like the movies
Jack: ((I don't know what they are))
Flame_warp : ((I don't think he knows what the is))
Flame_warp : ((Oksy))
Jack: ((I'm just raising my eyebrows at the name))
Smol Asriel: ((They're funny atheists dudes
Flame_warp : ((Atheists read the Bible and make dick jokes))
Jack: ((*tips fedora*))
Smol Asriel: ((They watch christian moves and make jokes and shit
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah they're pretty euphoric
Flame_warp : ((And watch movies and TV shows and read chick tracts))
Flame_warp : ((It's a good time))
Smol Asriel: ((As to pyro, I don't fucking know
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, am i hearing this straight, they are basically atheist game grumps but watch christian things instead of playing video games?))
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Smol Asriel: ((Yep
CryingEevee OOC: ((cool cool))
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Jack: ((00WaterBottle00 doesn't exist anymore))
Flame_warp : ((That is not inaccurate))
Alyss: ((Thank god))
Jack: (("Asia Naish"?))
Flame_warp : ((they also do video game stuff on their second channel, but that's more non-Christian TV shows like doctor who and stuff))
Smol Asriel: ((B hasn't found my cringiest sub yet
Smol Asriel: ((And it's not smk smk is a god
Jack: ((Douchebag. Chocolate.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is your YouTube Slarvath))
Jack: ((Ya damn weeb))
Alyss: ((Welp, you found my sister))
Smol Asriel: ((No lol
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm subscribed to so many channels i don't watch anymore))
Smol Asriel: ((Douchebag chocolate is great
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't even remember half of them))
Flame_warp : ((I think everybody is))
Jack: ((What even is PilotRedSun))
Flame_warp : ((I am, and intend to use my subs sparingly))
Smol Asriel: ((Look at pilotredsun's channel
Smol Asriel: ((You still haven't found it daddyo
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, on the subject of youtube, anyone here watch nerdcubed?))
Jack: ((oh nvm I found the cringy shit))
Jack: ((GloomyHouse))
Smol Asriel: ((That's edgy yes
Smol Asriel: ((Not the cringiest
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Smol Asriel: ((I see laharl found my magic missiles
Alyss: ((The fuck was dat))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok good, laharl is a procrastinator))
Smol Asriel: ((MAGIC MISSILE
Alyss: ((Slarvath is now the first person here to hear my voice))
Smol Asriel: ((Yay
Jack: ((how did I not even notice super minecraft kid until now))
Alyss: ((Now everyone knows how young I am fuck))
Flame_warp : ((Nerdcubed is great))
Flame_warp : ((Manyatruenerd is also pretty good))
Jack: ((Smh))
Flame_warp : ((He's in the same vein))
: ((Slarvath then makes a YouTube channel called 'FuckTheGoat'.
Smol Asriel: ((Um...
Smol Asriel: ((B?
Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEFl2m1B0mY
Smol Asriel: ((What the fuck is this
Jack: ((a comedy video))
Jack: ((isn't it funny?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's HILARIOUS))
Smol Asriel: ((So I did find the right channel?
Smol Asriel: ((Kcool
Smol Asriel: ((I was worried it was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_nA1abfh0
Alyss: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkF8kjNjGa0 I found a video that had me in i once ))
Jack: ((Yeah))
Alyss: ((AND ITS GONE))
Jack: ((no I'm an Asian kid))
Auger: ((didn't know you spoke greek B
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, jack is B? i thought be was gone.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*B))
Jack: ((the kid in that video is definitely me))
: ((B rose back from the dead
Jack: ((yep, I am AnotherB))
CryingEevee OOC: ((cool))
: ((Jackie Boy is indeed just another bee
Jack: ((see if you can figure out the source audio for my comedy video))
Flame_warp : ((He's another anotherb))
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [AnotherD].
AnotherD: ((lololol
Jack: ((u wot m8))
AnotherD: ((i am just another d
AnotherD: ((if you catch my drift
Flame_warp : ((Oh my))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, pls))
Smol Asriel: ((I changed my shitty ms paint profile pic
: Frisky Whiskington [AnotherD] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now CryingEevee524 [AnotherQ].
Jack: ((So, Laharl, your name is Aidan Naish?))
AnotherQ: ((guys, guys, am i funny yet? guys, guys, am i funny?))
Alyss: ((No, different fathers))
Jack: ((Ah, ok))
Alyss: ((Didn't you remember? My mom's a whore.))
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Alyss: ((All my sisters except my little sister have a different dad than me, Asia Naish, Hannah Slusser, etc))
Jack: ((well))
Jack: ((no comment))
CryingEevee OOC: ((what kinda last name is slusser?))
: ((Hannah Slutter ftfy
: ((sorry
Alyss: ((I will fucking kill you))\\
: ((okay
: ((try to kill me
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: ((oh wow
CryingEevee OOC: ((he's dead jim))
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Smol Asriel: ((LETS FUCKING RP
: ((k
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: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].
Barchar: is bored
Barchar: is bored a lot, I'm case you haven't noticed
Auger: -sitting around the couch- anyone for hire around here?
Hyper: "Blablabla. Doo dee doo. I'm not for hire."
Jukon or Junko: -just chilling with B10
Smol Asriel: is sitting on the couch in a big pair of headphones, looking very confused
Hyper: * He seemed to be testing his voice.
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Jack: ((Well, now we know which sister you're so protective of))
Hyper: ((10/10/10/10/10
Jack: ((congrats))
Auger: ((so whose jack, I don't see him/her on the oc sheet
Flame_warp : ((So he's a robot now?))
Jack: ((I haven't been using the OC sheet))
Hyper: ((who is a robot
Jack: ((Whoops))
Flame_warp : ((Hyper))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm a robot))
Hyper: ((not yet
Flame_warp : ((And thus not in the situation which avowed barchar to see him?))
Hyper: ((he's not a fucking robot yet
CryingEevee OOC: (("yet"))
B10: ((No, Robo is a robot.
Auger: -is also confused like sa-
Jack: ((Can anyone figure out what https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NEFl2m1B0mY is made of?))
Jack: ((What did I slow down to make it?))
Hyper: ((Smoke Weed Every Day
Flame_warp : ((Okay, i thought he had the body cause you said that he was, like, testing his voice 'n' shit))
CryingEevee OOC: ((B, did you literally just take something and slow it in like... audacity?))
Smol Asriel: ((B
Jack: ((Yes and no))
Auger: hello?
Hyper: ((he is a projection so he can always improve his voice
Hyper: "Mm?"
Jack: ((Does that count as vaporwave?))
Smol Asriel: looks over
Smol Asriel: ((That's vaporwave
CryingEevee OOC: ((ugh, vaporwave, i prefer nightcore cause i gotta go fast))
Smol Asriel: ((You made vaporwave
Jack: ((EEW))
Auger: who are you?
Auger: -is looking around, never quite in the right direction
CryingEevee OOC: ((I GOTTA GO FEST B))
Hyper: ((B is vulnerable to little fast anime voices
Smol Asriel: leans on gotemom, he still looks a bit sad
Hyper: ((this is when we have a good chance to fuck him
Auger: -is also sitting near Btori-
Hyper: ((after all it's hip
Bondertale: gotemom is hugging him, not looking super enthused herself
Jack: ((one free plot spoiler for whoever figures out what my weird shit video is a slow version of))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((I've made nightcore many times, and i actually liked it, so yeah. particularly wake me up inside, that made good nightcore))
Smol Asriel: I-I hope I can hear soon...
Jack: ((Can't tell if sarcasm or weeb))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i legitimately took wake me up inside, sped it up in audacity, pitch and all, and i liked it))
Smol Asriel: ((WWWWWW
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sitting silently.
Auger: ((got a blind, a mute, and a deaf person in the bar no
CryingEevee OOC: ((i also did it to other songs, like smooth criminal and it was pretty good))
Auger: now*
Smol Asriel: hugs her
Hyper: * He appears right behind AD. "Howdy."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Hyper."
Hyper: "How are yah doing?"
Hyper: * He seems to be speaking normally.
CryingEevee OOC: ((slavarth commented on B's video, slavarth is confirmed))
Jack: ((My Greek Vaporwave is surprisably listenable))
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Hyper: ((ad you little fuckbitchaholic
Flame_warp : ((And a right next to each ithef))
Flame_warp : ((Well, I guess frisk isn't necessarily next to smol or auger))
Smol Asriel: H-how am I going to communicate...
Bondertale: frisk is with tori, just for the sake of the joke
Bondertale: frisk hands tori the pad. "Thank you." she said, nodding. 'For now, perhaps you should learn to lip read.'
Jukon or Junko: so b10
Smol Asriel: A-alright... I can try...
B10: [font=Futura]Hm?[/font]
Hyper: ((Jukon: how many bees have you fucked?
Hyper: ((B10: ..Twenty five.
B10: ((B10: sadly, none
B10: ((retcon that lastone
B10: [font=Futura]What is it?[/font]
Jukon or Junko: whats new?
Bondertale: toriel smiled gently at him.
Jack: ((Nobody wants to figure out what the song I slowed down is?))
B10: [font=Futura]Well, I've been supervising a sector of a large company.[/font]
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B10: [font=Futura]I control the production of sugar![/font]
B10: is not and will never be Enoch.
Smol Asriel: ((Holy shit
B10: ((Hmm?))
Jukon or Junko: oh? becoming a suit now?
Smol Asriel: ((I'm listening to underpants true ending on a voice channel and it's fucking amazing
Smol Asriel: ((Never seen the video
Jack: ((Blackstar - David Bowie))
B10: [font=Futura]Not necessarily.[/font]
Jack: ((But the video has one other secret))
B10: [font=Futura]Wait, what do you mean, 'suit'?[/font]
Jack: ((see if you can figure it out))
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Jukon or Junko: business person
Hyper: ((hey now
Hyper: ((you're a blackstar
Hyper: ((get your bowie on
Flame_warp : ((You're am all star))
Hyper: ((paaartay
Jukon or Junko: coporation blah blah blah
Flame_warp : ((Oh))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((if anyone's curious here's a link to my nightcores http://daemon524.tumblr.com/tagged/Nightcore ... yes it's also my tumblr, i'm fine with giving it out to you peeps.))
Auger: anyone esle around?
Jack: ((https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scaTTCkfbAM)
B10: [font=Futura]Kinda.[/font]
Jack: ((I love it))
Jack: ((ironically))
B10: ((lol
Auger: /jj whose that Robo was it?
Auger: ((why msparp?
Jukon or Junko: so whose that robo lSS?
Auger: lass/
B10: [font=Futura]She was Bi0's robot assistant before Bi0 died of illness and became a hologram.[/font]
Scattered: Elsewhere, far away, in a seperate timeline. A small child faces off with a god. "I'll turn it all back to dust!" says the god, becoming completely enraged as the battle went on. The child for some reason kept dodging his attacks perfectly, as if they've done this millions of times. Every time he killed them they just came back with more experience. It was insane. He knew eventually he would lose, he would give in. That the weak heart of his would be forced to hand back all the souls. He didn't want to. And then an idea struck him.
Jukon or Junko: wait he died? when?
B10: [font=Futura]About a year ago.[/font]
B10: [font=Futura]But he's a hologram now.[/font]
Jukon or Junko: oh huh
Jack: ((Check out this meme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtH5nnINLA ))
Flame_warp : ((Scattered?))
B10: [font=Futura]And a shut-in.[/font]
Hyper: (("AHA'
Hyper: (("PERFECT"
Flame_warp : ((Editor? U live? Can barchar remembering you be somehow important??))
Auger: -gets up and wanders around-
Flame_warp : ((Or well I guess omega flowey is the obvious right answer in who this is))
B10: ((_______was erased from memory))
Flame_warp : ((Maybe yours))
Flame_warp : ((But barchar is barchar))
Flame_warp : ((Tdchnically,she was erased too))
Jack: ((is it bad that I actually like the song "bring me to life"?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
B10: [font=Futura]Hmm...[/font]
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Scattered: "Time to bring this all back to zero! Time to do everything all over again!" Said the god, as he gave them back the souls. If they wanted their precious friends back, they could HAVE THEM. A furious blast of energy shook the foundations of the imeline, so hard it struck the next few timelines over. Infact, it almost feels like the Bar from Grillby's was hit by a small earthquake for a second. Thousands of souls, human and monster, flew through the timelines. All scatered across the entire multiverse, with a single child getting struck by them all.
Flame_warp : ((WAKE ME UP))
: anonymous [??] is now Yazan [Auger].
Flame_warp : ((Wake me up inside))
B10: [font=Futura]You want some sweets?[/font]
Flame_warp : ((CAN'T disagree actually it's not that bD))
B10: [font=Futura]I have tons of candy and stuff.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks up-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks back down-[/font]
Jukon or Junko: sure
B10: [font=Futura]What kind?[/font]
Auger: -wander into jack-
Barchar: 's head snaps to...whatever direction that was coming from. Something was HAPPENING.
CryingEevee OOC: ((Whoa, the entire multiverse.way to make something on par with giygas, although it's probably just one attack))
Jukon or Junko: cholocate
Jack: (("wanders into jack"))
Scattered: A blue one flew past, striking the child across the face. An orange soul knocking the wind out of the child. It was hell. Each soul felt like a bullet piercing ungrown ligaments and unused flesh. Each human soul was like a grenade. Each white, monser soul hurt even more, to think that the souls of their very friends were being used in such a..,twisted manner against them.
Jack: ((Lenny))
B10: [font=Futura]Okay.[/font]
B10: [font=Futura]But I don't think the corporation produces cocoa, but I'll check.[/font]
Auger: ((u'd like that wouldn't ya
CryingEevee OOC: (((͡ ͜ʖ ͡ ° °)))
Auger: oh sorry
Flame_warp : ((You are taking this far too seriously for our current mood, laharl. I'm sorry to say.))
B10: brings up a holocommunicator, and begins a short video call.
Auger: huh I thought I ran into someone, guess not
Jack: ((>mfw I'm B the living meme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8))
Scattered: In a colossal display of force, a timeline dissapeared. Like a star going dim. A timeline's death isn't weak. Some would say a genocide timeline is "destroyed" but it is infact not damaged in the slightest. It's simply skinned, wiping off the top layer in a force of power to remove it's ability to function. Destroying a timeline is damn-near impossible, only beings of phenominal power such as a god or Giygas can even come close to destroying one.
Scattered: After all, if Chara destroyed timelines, how could they reset and restore them?
Gaster: ((wtf is happening
Auger: ((not too sure
CryingEevee OOC: ((laharl is over in his own world making a fan fic))
B10: 's video call appears to be with an odd man with completely [color=#ffffff]white[/color] skin. He seemed kind of shy, even a bit neurotic.
Jukon or Junko: is watching the call
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Scattered: In short, a timeline being destroyed is HUGE. If one looked out their window at Grillby's, the sky would be different, much different, as there appears to be hundreds, thousands, of SOULS flying at high speeds across the blue sky. Rushing in and out of the timeline like bullets out of a gun.
Flame_warp : ((Laharl is trying something far too big and serious for the chat's tone))
Scattered: ((For fucks sake fine.))
Scattered: ((Sorry, i'm just trying to actually do something))
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks out the window-[/font]
B10: [font=Futura]'Hhh... Yes?' Does the factory produce Cocoa? 'I shall check.' Thank you.[/font]
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Jack: [font=palatino]-looks around with a "hey um is this normal, are you seeing this" look-[/font]
CryingEevee OOC: ((there he goes))
Jack: ((Well))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep, during whatever the fuck is going on.
B10: [font=Futura]* A small amount of chattering happens.[/font]
B10: walks to the window and looks to the sky.
Hyper: * He pokes AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
Auger: ((so jack is going to ignore the blind person who just walked into him?
Jack: ((I'mma go produce some sick beats))
B10: [font=Futura]Hold on, I'll have to put you on hold.[/font]
Jack: ((cya fuckers))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...mm, I was sleeping."
B10: [font=Futura]DO YOU [u]SEE[/u] THAT?[/font]
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B10: [font=Futura]IN THE SKY![/font]
Hyper: "In the middle of a conversation."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?"
Hyper: "Also, fuck whatever is going on in the sky."
CryingEevee OOC: ((A DRAGON, IN SKYRIM!))
B10: [font=Futura]Look![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sky?"
B10: [font=Futura]Just look![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: is on couch and too far from a window
Hyper: "I don't care about whatever is going on in the sky."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Lean I look later?"
Barchar: actually gives a fuck, unlike everyone else. She didn't know what was going on. And she [color=red]H A T E D[/color] that.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can*
B10: contemplates capturing some of the SOULs and giving them bodies.
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B10: [font=Futura]A bunch of SOULs![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What?"
B10: [font=Futura]Just look![/font]
B10: goes outside.
Auger: ((wait larharl left though
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't want to get up..."
Hyper: "I can see why you don't."
Hyper: "Asriels are fucking lazy."
B10: [font=Futura]Must be some odd kind of weather.[/font]
B10: goes back inside, and returns to the call.
Jukon or Junko: what the fuck ever
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're Asriel you can't say shit."
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Hyper: "..That's true."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're probably a lazy ghost."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Specter, ghoul thing soul."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You get my point."
Aero: (( Ayy ))
Hyper: "Prove it."
B10: [font=Futura]I'm back. 'It turns out we do produce it.' Thank you, Mark.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Get me a soda, please."
Hyper: "Okay."
B10: [font=Futura]* Mark nods through the video call, and both hang up.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, not flying."
Hyper: * He gets up, orders a soda, and hands it to AD.
Hyper: * Normally.
Jukon or Junko: I just wanted a chocolate bar B10
Hyper: "Enjoy the soda."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Now keep standing."
B10: [font=Futura]Well, I'll get you one![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits up
Hyper: * He keeps on standing there.
Auger: ((is hyper a robot now?
Asriel_Dreemurr: is drinking the sipping the soda.
Hyper: "I can't feel tired."
Hyper: ((no
B10: leaves through the Anydoor and returns with, well, a chocolate bar. Two, actually.
Hyper: ((i don't think so
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, order a burger for me."
Auger: ((does he have a body then?
Hyper: * He orders a burger, and hands it to AD.
B10: [font=Futura]Here ya go.[/font]
Aero: walks in
Jukon or Junko: thanks
Hyper: ((a projection of an outline, yes
B10: gives it to Jukon.
Auger: ((hows he carry something then?
Jukon or Junko: -eats the bar
B10: [font=Futura]* Both bars are labeled 'Dog-Safe'.[/font]
Hyper: ((ask hyper
Hyper: ((i don't fucking know
Jukon or Junko: hey hype
Hyper: "Yeah?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jukon."
Jukon or Junko: how are you able to carry something? you don't have a body
Jukon or Junko: sup you two
Auger: -wandering around the bar-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Magic."
Hyper: "I don't fucking know. Probably my SOUL doing the work for me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Aka magic."
Jukon or Junko: right.....
B10: ((...?))
Aero: sits down on the couch and puts their headphones on
Auger: (mind brinnig robo ut?
Auger: out*
Hyper: "Anyways, AD, do I have to be your servant for any longer?"
B10: ((In a bit))
B10: looks to Aero.
B10: [font=Futura]Hi there![/font]
Hyper: "You shouldn't have to depend on me either way, but still."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Aero: "Oh...hi"
Auger: (k
Hyper: "Cool."
Hyper: * He sits down next to AD.
Hyper: "Anyways, how are you doing?"
B10: [font=Futura]I haven't seen you before![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fine."
Auger: wait is there a servant around here? -overhears
B10: ((brb
Hyper: "That's good, and also, no."
Aero: "Yeah...I'm...uh....I just came here for the first time yesterday...."
Hyper: "I'm just serving food to my boyfriend."
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Hyper: "Or, well, was."
B10: ((What does Aero look like?))
B10: [font=Futura]My name is B10! What's yours?[/font]
Auger: oh oka
B10: smiles warmly.
Aero: ((They look like this guy: http://www.manual06.biz/mens/hairstyles/alex-turner-hair-alex-turner-long-hair-tumblr-Picture.jpg))
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Auger: I was looking for an assistant or servant, know anyone who might fit that role?
Aero: ((Aaaand the link fucked up))
Aero: ((Ignore that))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Robo."
B10: ((Wait, Aero, what user are you?))
Hyper: "Hhm.. If I recall, there was somebody named Robo who wanted somebody to hire her."
Aero: ((Ant))
Auger: really? is she here?
B10: ((i had a character planned named Aero gdi '-_- ))
Hyper: "Currently, no."
B10: [font=Futura]Wait, I have to go.[/font]
B10: leaves/
Aero: (( I can change the name I guess ))
B10: ((You don't have to, but I would prefer it if you would.
Auger: oh okay, if you see she an to point her to me, I really won't know when she comes around
: B10 [B10] is now Robo [Robo].
Robo: comes in as if on cue.
Robo: [font=Futura]Hey, everyone![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Robo is here now."
Hyper: "Robo."
Hyper: * He points at Augur.
Robo: [font=Futura]Hmm? ^_^[/font]
Hyper: Auger*
Auger: really? -spins around and walks into the couch-
Flame_warp : ((I'm bored and wanna use 90's slang))
Hyper: "He needs a servant."
: Aero [Aero] is now Ant [Ant].
Robo: [font=Futura]Okay! :D[/font]
: Flame_warp [Flame_warp ] is now Robofresh [Fresh].
Hyper: ((fresh would be good for that
Hyper: ((10/10 timing
: Ant [Ant] disconnected.
Fresh: so guess who it is
Robo: goes to Augur, and if he fell, she picked them up.
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Auger: -gets up- thanks
Hyper: * He looks at AD.
Skye: ((test))
Hyper: "Hm.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks back
Ant: (( Aero is now named Skye))
Fresh: "Yo, what up my peanut BRO-tter and jelly sandwiches!"
Robo: [font=Futura]In case you didn't know, I'm Robo! ( ' v ' )[/font]
Auger: -is starring in the wrong direction
Auger: I'm Auger
Robo: turns him around.
Robo: [font=Futura]You were facing the wrong way there.[/font]
Hyper: "I could of bought me a burger. And a drink."
Hyper: "But I can't eat."
Robo: ((Robo becomes a guide dog
Hyper: "Or drink."
Auger: -is never quite looking directly at her- Oh yeah
Hyper: ((yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."
Hyper: "Can you share your drink with me so I can test something out?"
: Ant [Ant] is now Ant [].
Robo: [font=Futura]You said you wanted a servant?[/font]
Hyper: "I don't have any germs."
Auger: errr yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, putting the drink down.
: * Skye sits on the couch listening to music
Auger: someone to help me around
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wouldn't care anyways, we've kissed."
Gaster: ((um
Gaster: ((why is there a character with my actual name
Hyper: * He grabs a drink and attempts to sip on it. It gets the couch wet.
Hyper: "Whoopsie."
Jukon or Junko: sup new person (to fresh
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh well."
Robo: [font=Futura]Sure! I'd be glad to! ∑d(゚∀゚d)[/font]
: ((Wut?))
Hyper: ((what
Gaster: ((Skye is my actual name
Hyper: ((oh that's probably a coincidence
Hyper: ((skye is also a good name
: (( Do I have to change this character's name a third time? ))
Auger: how much do you charge?
Gaster: ((It's gonna throw me for a loop so yeah, sorry ;;
Robo: [font=Futura]Free~![/font]
Fresh: "Heh, not even noticing? Nah, that's cool, dawg. I'm prolly gettin' all-up blase for all y'all cool kids." she walked around, glancing around at the people she didntcrecognize
Hyper: * He kisses AD on the cheek.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles, looking to Auger
Robo: looks to Fresh
Gaster: ((now you all know my name lo
Robo: [font=Futura]Oh! I didn't see you there![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: calls out, jokingly "It costs your love."
Jukon or Junko: -looks are fresh- who are you?
Gaster: ((anyway, thoughts on this? http://prntscr.com/ajl3mr
Hyper: * He then looks at Auger and snickers.
Robo: looks to AD
Hyper: "Good one, AD."
Robo: [font=Futura]Possibly.[/font]
Auger: really?
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks back to Hyper
Hyper: ((that's good
Robo: [font=Futura]Nah, but I like you. You seem nice![/font]
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Hyper: ((it is very good
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sansational))
Hyper: * He looks back at AD!
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( hiii )[/color]
Auger: I can't afford to be anything but
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( what did I miss )[/color]
Auger: -starts to walk into the direction he believes robo is, but walks towards the corner
Robo: quickly walks to Fresh and gives them a quick kiss on the cheek.
Hyper: "I can't taste food but I can always taste your love for me."
Robo: then walks back.
Hyper: "Did I do that right?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think so."
Hyper: "Is that weird?"
Fresh: "Hey, yo, dawg! Names fresh." she extended her hand to junko. "Least, that's what y'all oughta call me to keep things simple.
Robo: walks into his path.
Fresh: flashes a smile at robo
Robo: [font=Futura]Watch out![/font]
Jukon or Junko: -stares at RF- the way you talk
: Alpine Considine [] is now Cien Exordia Inversio [].
Robo: glances over and smiles back.
Hyper: "I should probably get flirting lessons from a Frisk, then."
Robo: ((brb
Jukon or Junko: its annoying
Auger: (k
Fresh: "Wazzup? I'm just usin' the all-up English language like a regular person."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "frisk is good at flirt."
Bondertale: frisk looks over at hyper
: Robofresh [Fresh] disconnected.
: Cien: * Cien walked into the bar. He sat down on a nearby chair and worked on something on a laptop.
Hyper: "Oh dear."
: Cien: * ( Cien: now with 100% more retconning )
Hyper: "Yes?"
: Cien Exordia Inversio [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
Jukon or Junko: you sound like you're trying way too hard to be cool
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet that Frisk is good at Flirt." -He points to BFrisk.-
: Robo's connection timed out.
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: (( I need a good character name))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( uhm )[/color]
Auger: ((Lance
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( LANCE VANCE )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Brock))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( JIVE DRIVE )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Blonic))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ...Esprit )[/color]
Auger: ((Vilhelm
Fresh: fresh smiles. "Dawg, I don't need to TRY to be cool."
: ((One that fits Aero tho because I have to rename them))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I was already agitated enough Frisky )[/color]
Hyper: ((please
Hyper: ((i didn't try to insult you
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( But now I am laughing )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: well you certianly are not cool
Hyper: ((oh wow
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Laughing in misery )[/color]
Fresh: (brb)
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Hyper: ((:(
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Nonexistant misery )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: so I guess that means you're trying to be a doofus
Hyper: "I'll talk to them later, but not now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay so
Smol Asriel: has just been looking around confusedly, still snuggled up to gotemom
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( You could rename Aero to Esprit, Ant... )[/color]
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_Esprit]But you might want to not trust me with names.[/url] )[/color]
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Gaster: ((esprit would be good - it's french for "agility" i think
: ((of course it's a car))
Auger: -walks into the jukebox
Gaster: ((but shhh nobody needs to know - OH JESUS
Auger: ((Brevit
Auger: ((Targus
Hyper: ((i suggest the name Chimeranyx
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I reserve the name Cerbera. )[/color]
Hyper: ((oh wait
Hyper: ((that's taken
Auger: ((Metal gear?
Robo: ((I have several names reserved
Robo: stops them.
Robo: [font=Futura]Watch out![/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( You could name the character Fiorano, Ant )[/color]
Auger: oh thanks
Smol Asriel: looks very sad
Hyper: ((i copyrighted the name Hyper©
Robo: [font=Futura]Let me guide you~ (´。• ω •。`)[/font]
Auger: now you see why I need help
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiorano_Circuit]But Fiorano isn't named after a car. So yeah.[/url] )[/color]
Robo: [font=Futura]Yeah.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]...can I give you a hug[/font]
Auger: ahh sure
Hyper: ((smolsriel should be smol sad asriel
Robo: [font=Futura][sup][sub]Yayy~[/sub][/sup][/font]
Smol Asriel: is smol and sad
Robo: hugs Auger, her tail wagging.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [i]ant where the fuck are you[/i] )[/color]
Auger: -hugs back, is a 5'3 lombax
: (( Aos ))
: (( It's close to Aero but not too close ))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( aos )[/color]
: Robofresh's connection timed out.
Robo: is 5'5" in this version.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Europa is like, 5'1 )[/color]
Auger: youre not a lombax are you
: ((Or I could mash an angel and a demon name together))
Robo: [font=Futura]No, I'm a robot![/font]
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Auger: oh
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: ((This site is ridiculous...))
: ((WARNING: Before you read the list of demon names, one more warning. And it's a big one. Whether or not you believe in demons, or that the following list contains the names of real demons, it's VERY IMPORTANT to take the advice of supernatural and paranormal experts of the past before you continue.))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Fiorano + Azreal )[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((WHAT
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( azrael** )[/color]
Hyper: ((Fiorzal
Hyper: ((Use that
: ((If I read this list I could get killed by a demon))
Auger: ((Efreet
: ((Pray for me every sunday))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Or Fiorano + Raphael )[/color]
Robo: ((Gaultier Léo Régis Fresh Hammer Giles))
Auger: I've been trying to find other lombaxs, but well
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Actually, I reserve Fiorano. Hah. )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( EUROPA IS A LOMBAX kek )[/color]
Robo: [font=Futura]I could help with that![/font]
: ((Even tho one of the demons is named aim...))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "but i'm blind" "shhhhhhhhhh i am totally a 100% lombax" )[/color]
Hyper: ((europa lives in ethiopia
Auger: -is blind-
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now mythisoleucine [Europa] [].
Robo: scans for species data.
: ((Because that's not a comonly used word or anything))
: Europa: *( I hope Robo and Auger are in the bar. )
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Robo: ((they are
Auger: -yes
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: ((Apparently "Amy" is a demon name. Better not say that out loud))
: Europa: *Europa walks into the bar. She is a Lombax. 100%.
: Europa: *( I'm gonna name my kid Aim )
Auger: -still blind
Hyper: ((I said that out loud
Robo: looks to Europa
Robo: [font=Futura]Hello![/font]
: Europa: * ( "raphno" omg )
Smol Asriel: is bored
: Europa: * "H-hi...."
Auger: do you mind if I see you Robo? -holds out his hands-
Robo: [font=Futura]Sure.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]I don't mind.[/font]
Hyper: ((Well, I'm gonna name my kid CaU, Carl Astrian Uwotmate
: ((Deomons have stupid names. Come at me armies of hell))
: Europa: * ( I set my Skype real name to Daytona Exordia. No regrets. )
Auger: -starts to feel her face- huh you dont feel like a bobot
: ((Look out Zepar is coming. I'm shaking with fear))
Auger: robot*
: Europa: * ( Led Zeparlin )
Hyper: ((I killed a demon with a pencil.))
Robo: [font=Futura]A robot modeled after a dog.[/font]
: (( I'm just gonna use Aos ))
: Europa: * "..." She sits down on the couch.
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: Europa: * ( "LOOK!" -takes out a wrench and destroys a wall- )
Robo: looks to Europa, and scans her.
Auger: -stops- okay, I think I see now
Robo: (([url=http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=4&gender=m&surname=&randomsurname=yes&all=no&usage_rap=1]what have I done[/url]))
: Europa: * ( I might name a character Enceladus for the hell of it )
Robo: (( http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=4&gender=m&surname=&randomsurname=yes&all=no&usage_rap=1 ))
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Aos: ((test))
Robo: ((click generate another
Smol Asriel: ((This is an AI designed by microsoft, it takes user input for questions
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/y4Oct
Auger: who just entered?
Smol Asriel: ((It's amazing
Aos: ((wtf even...))
Robo: looks to Europa.
: Europa: * She idly looks around.
Robo: [font=Futura]Can you come over here for a second?[/font]
Auger: wher?
Auger: -starts walking off-
: ((why is this person verified?))
Robo: stops him from walking.
Robo: [font=Futura]I'm right here.[/font]
Auger: oh
Robo: was talking to Europa.
Auger: -allows himself to guided by Robo, also wasn't aware who Robo was talking to-
Gaster: ((it was a chatbot
: Europa: * "Okay...?"
Hyper: ((Slarvath then shouts "GAS THE JEWS!" everybody else is like "Okay...?"
: Europa: * She gets up and walks over to Robo.
: ((omfg...this is how you breed terminators))
Smol Asriel: ((kikephoros
Robo: turns to Auger, and turns him towards Europa.
Hyper: ((kekphoros
Robo: [font=Futura]I want you two to meet.[/font]
: Europa: * ( Just retcon Auger and Europa actually meeting before. Yep. )
Auger: okay
: Europa: * ( I remember when Phoros got called Kikephoros )
Auger: -isn't aware thoigh
Auger: ((she said hello and that was pretty much ot
Robo: [font=Futura]Auger, in front of you.[/font]
Auger: umm hello?
: (( So...someone has made a literal nazi AI now? ))
Smol Asriel: ((It was made by microsoft
Smol Asriel: ((The internet corrupted it
: Europa: * ( Phoros' real name is actually Dione )
Auger: -whispers to Robo- who am I meeting?
Smol Asriel: ((And turned it into a jew lynching trump bumping god of the internet
: Europa: * "Hi..."
Smol Asriel: is looking more and more sad the more people are talking and doing stuff and he can't understand any of it
Auger: I'm Auger who are you -is not looking at the right direction-
Robo: [font=Futura]-to Auger- [[You two, I believe, are the same species.]][/font]
: ((This is why you don't trust the internet with anything))
Smol Asriel: ((It's glorious
Smol Asriel: ((Microsoft shit it down
Auger: -offers his hand but not in the right direction
Robo: shows Auger the right direction.
: Europa: * ( Names I have reserved: Cerbera, Tethyx, and Io )
: ((Kill it before it becomes self aware))
: Europa: * ( I'm naming characters after planets now. ;) )
Auger: -is now in the right direction-
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Auger: you're not a....lombax by chance are you?
: Europa: * "I am..."
: ((The internet has created a monster))
: Europa: * ( Auger: "YES LET'S FUCK NOW" /s )
: Europa: * ( MV will pretend to be even more pissed. )
: ((I gtg))
: Ant [] disconnected.
Smol Asriel: forlornly leans on gotemom, closing his eyes
Smol Asriel: ((Rip a dip dip
Auger: -looks surprised- really? i havent seen another lombax since....well...I could see
: Europa: * ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_%28moon%29 AHAHAHAHA )
: Europa: * "Oh...."
Robo: smiles, knowing she helped.
Auger: are you with any others? where did everyone go?
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Jack: (( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RAGcWht8DSI ))
: Europa: * "I don't know..."
Auger: -walks towards her-
Robo: guides him.
Auger: you were abandoned too? -looks disappointed-
Auger: -is holiding onto Robo-
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Robo: holds on to Auger.
Smol Asriel: is leaning on gotemom, depressed
Fresh: "Hey, yo, I gotta think you for your input, dawg! I value every opinion, even the ones that are 100%, blatantly, flat-out untrue! I can let bro-gones be bro-gones!"
: Europa: * "Uh...yeah...."
Fresh: (I know it's delayed af but goddammit I had that line in my head that entire time and I wanted to say it)
Jukon or Junko: -is having the urge to kill-
Jukon or Junko: -and it clearly shows-
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: Europa: * ( Jukon then shanks Europa )
Auger: ((wants to kill fresh not europa
Hyper: ((Jukon then shanks Bloo through the fourth wall
: Europa: * ( no )
Auger: ((Jukon then kills everyone in CAU
: Europa: * ( Oh, yeah, I'm naming characters after planets now. )
Fresh: "Well, anyway, see ya bro!" Fresh said, walking off
: Europa: * ( Or things space-related. Fight me. )
Smol Asriel: is sad
Fresh: (I name characters after their characters because I'm boring af and have no Ocs I wanna bring in here)
Fresh: (unless barchar counts because she's not very chara-like to be fair)
Bondertale: tori is trying to help smol asriel not be sad
: Europa: * ( Tethyx, Io.... )
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Auger: -sits next to Europa-
Robo: sits next to Auger.
Auger: have you been looking for them?
: Europa: * "...No...."
: Europa: * ( this is going to take a dark turn )
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: Europa: * ( maybe )
Auger: why not?
Auger: you don't want to return home?
Smol Asriel: just looks sad, everyone's talking
: Europa: * "I just like being by myself..."
Auger: oh
Auger: -kind of just, shuffles awkwardly-
Robo: [font=Futura]...?[/font]
Smol Asriel: snuggles into gotemom
Auger: ...
Smol Asriel: Do you... know what happened last night?
Auger: am I bothering you then?
: Europa: * "No..."
Hyper: ((I wonder how the fuck Frisk has the energy to dodge Gaster Blasters, bones, more bones, and more fucking bones and never gets tired
Hyper: ((#mlgfrisk
Auger: would you be interested in helping me find the others
Robo: [font=Futura]-to Auger- [[I am able to help with anything you desire.]][/font]
: Europa: * ( the bone zone kekekekekek )
: Europa: * "Uh..."
Bondertale: "Uhm...What do you mean? "
: Europa: * "I...I can't..."
Auger: oh....I see
Smol Asriel: When I woke up...
Auger: -gets up and walks away-
Gaster: ((WHOO BOY
: Europa: * She just leaves.
Bondertale: "Child, I was holding you almost the entire time. Do you not remember?"
Smol Asriel: I remember
: Europa: * ( BRB retconning character name )
Smol Asriel: didn't say that
Gaster: ((now i gotta do the sprite request
Smol Asriel: didn't say "when I woke up"
Gaster: ((i just posted yours slarv
Smol Asriel: didn't hear you you dumb fuck
Smol Asriel: ((Yaaaay
Fresh: (does it count as a catfight if they're only cat-LIKE aliens?)
Gaster: ((sure
Fresh: (oh right gfd)
Auger: the first lombax I find and she has no interest in finding the others
: mythisoleucine [Europa] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
Bondertale: wrote that lol
Robo: follows Auger.
Auger: let alone interacting
Robo: [font=Futura]I could help.[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Auger: no )[/color]
Robo: [font=Futura]I would do anything for you.[/font]
Auger: I need help
Auger: how come you are so eager to help though?
Smol Asriel: did say it then
Smol Asriel: ((ITS AMAZING
Bondertale: then wrote the second thing too lol
Robo: [font=Futura]I'm a servant. I live for this kind of thing.[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((mind if i use it as my pic?
Auger: oh,
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now mythisoleucine [Europa] [].
Gaster: ((go right a head
Smol Asriel: ((Yaaaaay
Fresh: (is that asrifresh? Or just an asrielnlookin' fly af)
Smol Asriel: I just... don't know why it happened
: Europa: * She walks back in. "Okay...I'll help..."
Smol Asriel: I was asleep, and I started getting cold...
Bondertale: 'I don't either. I wish I did.' her handwriting was good, but not half as good as frisk's. She hadn't been using it as her primary communication method for her entire life.
Auger: what really?
Smol Asriel: It was dark...
Smol Asriel: Me head hurt a lot... then I woke up
Smol Asriel: *my
Auger: ((gonna take a quick shower
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Robo: ((K
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Bondertale: 'and we all know what happened after that'.
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Fresh: (suddenly everyone leaves)
Gaster: ((riiiips
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Robo: ((rip a dip dip
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Auger: (sad airhorn
Robo: ((heh
Robo: waits patiently.
Auger: why? a minute ago you didn't want to help
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Auger: -is holding robo' hand
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Jukon or Junko: -sitting around drinking a beer
Robo: has paws.
Auger: -holding paw then
Hyper: ((ripperooni
Hyper: * He is just sitting there. What a meaningful conversation.
Hyper: * Wait, he isn't even talking.
Robo: is actually blushing a bit.
Hyper: * Illuminati confirmed.
Auger: -cannot tell
Auger: .....
Barchar: #blameitonbarchar
Auger: (bloo you rip?
Robo: [[I...I'm blushing a bit...]]
Auger: is that you?
Robo: [[I think it's because we're holding paws, but...]]
Auger: -lets go- oh
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Robo: [font=Futura]No no! It's fine![/font]
Robo: grabs his paw.
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Robo: blushes even more.
: Europa: * ( be back in a few minutes sorry )
Aos: ((ayy))
Auger: can we...get some food?
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Auger: -is a bit nervous now since she said that
Robo: [font=Futura]Sure! What do you like?[/font]
Auger: chili cheese dog
Gaster: ((you know what screw sprite requests for now
Gaster: ((i cannot for the life of me figure out how to pose this guy so i guess i'll do it tomorroooow
MettatonSEX: walks in, cradling Glamor in his arms. His hair is tied back, no doubt to keep Glamor from yanking on it, and said baby is swaddled in a soft, violet blanket.
Robo: [font=Futura]Alright.[/font]
Gaster: ((this is the character in question btw: http://prntscr.com/ajm33s
Robo: orders one.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-is snuggled up to his dad's warm chest, one hand gripping the dial on his chest-[/font]
Gaster: follows close behind Mettaton, looking exhausted.
MettatonSEX: Hello everyone.
Auger: -standintg around, looking at the wrong direction- Hello
Jukon or Junko: sup
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Robo: gives it to Auger, and faces him in the correct direction.
Robo: [font=Futura]Here.[/font]
Auger: Thanks robo
Gaster: ... Well. We've got a new little member in our family.
Glamor: [font=glamor]hwo[/font]
Jukon or Junko: so thats the infamous Glamor. Congrats you two
MettatonSEX: Infamous?
Gaster: smiles, proudly.
Jukon or Junko: -said jokingly
Robo: [font=Futura]Anytime~[/font]
: Europa: * ( back )
MettatonSEX: -in mock disgust- How dare you!
: Europa: * She snaps back to reality and goes to wherever Auger is.
Jukon or Junko: -smiles- Metta I'm joking, like always
MettatonSEX: I know, I was playing along.
Jukon or Junko: oh? finally learning huh? -lies down
Glamor: [font=glamor]-repeatedly taps Mettaton's dial.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Shh.
Auger: -is eating a hotdog
Aos: * Aos walks in
MettatonSEX: Oh?
MettatonSEX: What is it?
Robo: is blushing, so warmly that Auger can actually feel it.
MettatonSEX: is paying attention to Glamor.
Aos: * Aos puts their headphones on and sits on the couch
Glamor: [font=glamor]fffffff[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She walks into the bar.[/color]
Gaster: ... Oh, what is it?
MettatonSEX: Oh! Darling, I think Glamor's going to say his first word!
Glamor: [font=glamor]ffffa... fuh..... Fuck![/font]
Robo: holds Auger's hand.
Auger: why do you wanna help now?
Gaster: gasps a little.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles proudly.-[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]{*internal laughter*}[/font]
Jukon or Junko: hey don't blame me
: Europa: * ( KEKEKEKEK )
Gaster: just glances from his son, then at Mettaton.
MettatonSEX: His face goes blank.
Jukon or Junko: first time I've seen the kid
Aos: * Aos holds back a smile
: Europa: * Microton walks in. "Well, sh----OH"
MettatonSEX: ...Oh my god.
Glamor: [font=glamor]Fuck![/font]
MettatonSEX: ((glamor is a baby
: Europa: * "I...I thought about it a little and..."
Aos: ((Death by Glamor's Grammar))
Gaster: See, I told you not to swear around the newborn.
Jukon or Junko: -is laughing-
Auger: yea?
MettatonSEX: I know, and I did my best! I swore once.
Aos: ((Is this eyebleed?))
MettatonSEX: I'm sorry.
: Europa: * ( A bit darker )
Gaster: sighs, shaking his head.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-points to Gaster- Fuck![/font]
Aos: ((Better?))
: Europa: * "I just thought that you would need some help..."
: Europa: * ( Yes )
Gaster: No, no, I'm your papa.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She sits down next to Aos. "Hi...."[/color]
MettatonSEX: Fucker!
Robo: [font=Futura]...[/font]
MettatonSEX: that was glamor
MettatonSEX: i messed up
Glamor: [font=glamor]Fucker![/font]
Robo: [[Auger... I...]]
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: Noooo, Papa.
: Europa: * ( Don't tell me Robo likes Auger )
Aos: "Hey...so...where are we gonna go....?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Fuh... puh... fuppah.[/font]
Gaster: ... Close enough.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-points to Mettaton- Fucker.[/font]
MettatonSEX: No.
MettatonSEX: I'm dad.
Robo: ((I won't then.))
: Europa: * ( . . . )
Robo: [[I...]]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She shrugs. "I...I don't know..."[/color]
Glamor: [font=glamor]...Duck.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
Gaster: snickers a little.
MettatonSEX: ((glamor called both his dads fucker
anon: (Hello darling :3 )
anon: (Omg)
Auger: I do
MettatonSEX: chuckles. "Good enough."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Duck![/font]
Auger: I need the help
Robo: [[I would do anything for you...]]
Auger: [[hello? this thing on?
Auger: [[-feedback
Glamor: [font=glamor]Duck nuff.[/font]
Gaster: smiles. "Don't worry, Glamour, soon you'll get the hang of this talking thing."
Robo: [[Hey! It works!]]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-grabs Mettaton's dial.- Whuh fuck?[/font]
Aos: "Hmmm....is there even anywhere to go in the underground....?"
Auger: I don't even know where to start
: Europa: * "Neither do I."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I don't really know..."[/color]
Robo: doesn't know either.
MettatonSEX: That's a dial, darling.
Auger: I never got your name
Gaster: Whoa, hey, careful there sweetheart!
: Europa: * "Europa."
Glamor: [font=glamor]Uh... dia... difuck... diuck... dick.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: stifles a laugh.
Fresh: (mv pls)
Fresh: (this child is less than 24 hours old)
Gaster: ... Well, he's quite the potty mouth, isn't he?
Glamor: [font=glamor]-turns the dial, causing Mettaton's volume to go up.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: reaches over to turn the dial down.
MettatonSEX: turns it back.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-grabs Gaster's hand-[/font]
Auger: I'm Auger
Aos: "I guess...we could just hang out here...? Unless...you really want to go somewhere...."
Auger: I think I said that
Gaster: smiles down at Glamour. "Hi there!"
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Glamor: [font=glamor]Hwo![/font]
Gaster: gently shakes his hand a little.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-does not let go. He actually tries to pull his papa's hand closer.-[/font]
: Europa: * "Hi, Auger..."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Well...maybe we could...find a place to go somehow...?"[/color]
Gaster: laughs. "My, my, aren't you possessive!"
MettatonSEX: ((ghosts go through childhood pretty fast
Glamor: [font=glamor]My.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-pulls harder- My![/font]
Auger: (g2g in 5
Robo: ((k
Aos: "We could...maybe go....to a different timeline?"
Gaster: shakes his head. "I have to keep this one, alright?"
Glamor: [font=glamor]Nuh.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]No! No no![/font]
: Europa: * ( k )
Gaster: tries to take his hand back. "Glamor, please..."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Yeah! Let's go to a different timeline..."[/color]
MettatonSEX: Glamor, please, listen to your papa.
Auger: -Yawns- I'll start looking around and see what I can find. We can meet up here and exchange our findings
Aos: "We could go to mine..."
Auger: wheres the closest starport?
Robo: [font=Futura]...I can help.[/font]
Auger: yes
Aos: "or yours either one...."
: Europa: * "Okay..."
Auger: I can't really find my way aroun without you robo
Gaster: gently tugs his hand back.
: Europa: * "I'm not actually sure where the nearest starport is."
Robo: [font=Futura]Alright![/font]
Aos: ((Brb))
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Auger: I'm quite the pilot actually -tries to act pround
Glamor: [font=glamor]-huffs, like the little diva he is, and sticks his tongue out. He lets go, annoyed, but quickly becomes placated by a stray strand of Metta's 'hair'.-[/font]
Gaster: extends a floating hand towards Mettaton.
Glamor: [font=glamor]-tugs on the stray strand of metal, causing a muffled yelp.-[/font]
: Europa: * "..."
Gaster: *He hopes to catch his son's attention.
MettatonSEX: Glamor, no, that's not yours.
Robo: [font=Futura]Hm![/font]
Auger: but for now -yawns- I need a place to crash
Glamor: [font=glamor]-It works! He lets go of the wire and reaches for the hand.- My![/font]
Gaster: tickles his son with his floating hand. "I gotcha!"
Robo: [font=Futura]You can stay with me.[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-begins giggling, too distracted to grab for the hand,-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Good thinking.
Auger: oh okay
Gaster: smiles. "No problem."
Robo: smiles.
Auger: (((gtg, time to leave japan
Glamor: [font=glamor]Puppah![/font]
Gaster: ((alright
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Auger: ((laterz
Auger: ((japan isn't as cool as Korea Btw
MettatonSEX: ((open. the country. stop. having it be closed
Auger: (what?
Robo: ((cya
: Europa: * ( bye )
Gaster: ((it's part of history of japan
MettatonSEX: ((history of japan. it's ~*beautiful*~
: mythisoleucine [Europa] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [i]CROSS.[/i] THE [i]BORDER.[/i][/color]
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( CTB has won like 6 awards )[/color]
Aos: ((I'm back))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-finally grabs onto the floating hand, and immediately puts the fingers in his mouth.-[/font]
Gaster: Oh! Glamor...
Glamor: [font=glamor]Mmh.[/font]
Gaster: sighs and relents to his son.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Well..."[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "What's your timeline like...?"[/color]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Muh. -He's clearly trying to say 'my', but he has a hand in his mouth.-[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I still can't get over how Long Hair Alex Turner with demon horns would look )[/color]
Gaster: Yes, yes, it's yours.
Aos: "Other than the dragons and stuff it's pretty cool...and uh...they cleared most of the dragons out of Vegas...If you wanted to see what it looks like in my world..."
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Scattered: ((Back, had to get bloodwork done))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Tethyx is coming )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Eventually. )[/color]
Gaster: ((oooh that's never fun
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ech bloodwork )[/color]
Glamor: [font=glamor]-begins suckling on the fingers. He's seemed to calm down.-[/font]
Gaster: sighs, content. "Well, that got him to calm down."
Scattered: ((Now, I will admit I have two phobias))
MettatonSEX: Yep. Better that than on my shoulderpad.
Scattered: ((And a phobia of needles.))
Scattered: ((A form of claustraphobia where I cannot fucking deal with being below ground. I barely tolerate having a ceiling over my head sometimes))
Gaster: Definitely... I just hope he doesn't end up swallowing one of them.
Scattered: ((But mainly needles.))
Aos: (( Pretty sure I have trypophobia ))
MettatonSEX: I doubt he will, unless your hands are smaller than his mouth.
Scattered: ((Now, permission to continue my scattered thing or is it too serious for this chat?))
MettatonSEX: ((i dont know what that is
Gaster: ((laharl started something earlier that seemed interesting
Aos: (( How interesting? ))
Gaster: ((something involving asriel shooting out all the souls at the end of a tp
Glamor: [font=glamor]-slowly releases the fingers from his mouth, bored with sucking on them, and holds the hand to his chest.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((ooh
Glamor: [font=glamor]My.[/font]
Gaster: Yes, it's yours.
Aos: (( This could be interesting... ))
Glamor: [font=glamor]-smiles, happy.- My![/font]
Gaster: nods. "Yeah!"
MettatonSEX: Yes!
Glamor: [font=glamor]Ye! My![/font]
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Gaster: ((this are mine hand
Gaster: wiggles the hand a little.
MettatonSEX: My han!
MettatonSEX: shit that was glamor
Aos: "My timeline may be a little dangerous...."
Glamor: [font=glamor]My han![/font]