Hyper: ((didn't know you were into that
Gaster: ((i mean i guess you could if you wanted to
Lua: ((Are we saying rolls of fat, or animal fat?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I MEANT GTA YOU FUCKS))
Hyper: ((whew
Hyper: [sub]"I love you more."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I love you even more than that."
Barchar: (ad's getting salty up in here)
Jack: ((His favorite game is minecraft because he can ride a donkey)))
Barchar: (it's because we've discovered his secret shame)
Jack: ((and become jackass))
Hyper: [sub]"I love you even more than even more than that."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's not my secret shame))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You'll never guess my secret shame))
Jack: ((It's a very public shame))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Get this: it's...)))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Reaaalll huuummaaannnss))
Hyper: ((your secret shame is 'fucking everybody in CaU'))
Jack: ((EW))
Hyper: ((and frisk and asriel porn
Jack: ((YOU PERV))
Hyper: ((who says i look at that shit
Hyper: ((i know ad likes friskriel
Jack: ((No, AD))
Hyper: ((ah okay
Jack: (("Real humans" wtf))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I love you more than how much you love me which is more than more that I love you."
Hyper: ((LET'S GANG UP ON AD FOR BEING A PERV
Jack: ((Kinky little shit))
Gaster: ((god at least slap some pointy ears on them and call them elves
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I CANT LIKE PEOPLE?))
Barchar: (he hasn't fucked me yet)
Gaster: ((/s
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I HAVE TO FUCK GOATS BECAUSE I LIKE UNDERTALE?))
Barchar: (probably because I wouldn't let him if he proposed)
Hyper: [sub]"I love you more than infinity."[/sub]
Hyper: ((yes
Hyper: ((fuck the goat
Hyper: ((have a goat child
Jack: ((Do you at least refuse shaved people so you can get that furry pube sensation?))
Jack: ((if not)$
Jack: ((He's a heretic))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Brb I'm gonna take a shower and cry))
Hyper: ((ad no
Hyper: ((you have to roleplay
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm joking))
Jack: ((WHAT THE FUCK A SHOWER?))
Hyper: ((good
Barchar: (...man. We're kind of assholes, huh?)
Jack: ((WHAT IS WR- oh))
Hyper: ((we're all assholes
Gaster: ((i try not to be a huge one
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I love you past infinity."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm a huge dick))
Jack: ((Some of us are assholes, some of us like assholes))
Hyper: ((^
Jack: ((AD is a huge dick that likes assholes)?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And I always type things that look really sarcastic))
Jack: [font=palatino]*))[/font]
Gaster: lost track of the jukebox. It blasts out a mood-ruining meme song.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GDI b))
Hyper: [sub]"I lo-- ..."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT))
Jack: ((Not that there's anything wrong with sultry buttsex))
Gaster: ((to be fair sarcasm is hard to convey through text
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ruined."
Hyper: * A glass is thrown into the jukebox.
Barchar: debated changing it, but she kind of finds it funny
Jack: ((Just pointing out the facts))
Gaster: *The glass shatters against the jukebox.
Jack: (( www.buttsex.info ))
Jack: ((do it you pussies))
Hyper: * The outline walks over to the jukebox and begins to attempt to take it apart.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What is that link))
Hyper: [sub]"Fucking little shit.."[/sub]
Hyper: ((it isn't a link
Hyper: ((heh
Jack: ((It isn't a proper link))
Barchar: fixes it, putting it back on something more fitting before hyper takes it aosrt
Jack: ((Just copypaste, I can't do links with this thing))
Hyper: [sub]"..Good."[/sub]
Hyper: * He walks back over to the couch and sits down next to AD.
Jack: ((Just go to buttsex.info))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It opened a YouTube and I said not to open in app))
Hyper: [sub]"Annyways, I love you more than the entire multiverse loves every single counterpart of you."[/sub]
Jack: ((Its great()
Lua: ((-Uses slot machine once, gets a dollar-))
Jack: ((do it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HAH))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I love ou more than that."
Gaster: ((whooo, i finally found a non-sporked copy of face the strange
Jack: ((*holds up spork*))
Barchar: hovered around hyper and ad, finding that particular statement amusing, considering
Hyper: [sub]"..Do you want me to prove that I love you way more than you?"[/sub]
Barchar: (do not)
Gaster: looks over at the two asriels, wondering when one will give up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Jack: ((Want to have a good time?))
Hyper: [sub]"I call dibs on being top, next time I have a body."[/sub]
Jack: ((Look up the Jolly Rancher story))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."
Barchar: hovers over to gaster. "To be fair, you and mettaton have done similar things <3"
Hyper: * It seemingly winks.
Barchar: (bro)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well then."
Gaster: [Oh, I know. It usually ends with me conceding defeat.]
Jack: ((Also the Doritos and Swamps of Dagobah stories))
Hyper: [sub]"Anywaaaays, I love you more than I love myself."[/sub]
Hyper: [sub]"And that's saying something."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You contradicted yourself."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I am you."
Hyper: [sub]"That's not what I meant."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((If you love me more than yourself that's a paradox."
Barchar: shrugs
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's IC))
Jack: [font=palatino]-is still taking notes-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-is just sitting there taking notes and minding his own business-[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"..I love you more than anything else."[/sub]
Hyper: [sub]"And I love you even more than that."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]-seems mildly frustrated-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I love you more than I love to sleep."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And you know how much I love to sleep."
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Barchar: is a nosy fuck, so she flies over to see what jack is doing. Yay for invisibility.
Hyper: ((Jack: gdi i can't draw dicks correctly.. Jack: *sigh* Jack: i gotta get this gaston porn finished..))
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Jack: [font=palatino]-is writing illegible shorthand-[/font]
Gaster: looks up at Jack. "Need help there?"
Jack: [font=palatino]No.[/font]
Gaster: Alright then.
Jack: [font=palatino]-is writing from right to left, actually-[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"...You saved my life, Asriel. I appreciate you more than anybody else."[/sub]
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Barchar: floats back. "Yeah, I have no idea what he's doing. It's a shame, if he made the shorthand while he was here, I might. But c'est la vie."
Hyper: ((Jack: gdi i can't draw dicks correctly.. Jack: *sigh* Jack: i gotta get this gaston porn finished.
Jack: [font=palatino]-has been here sporadically over the past seven years, but the shorthand is an old invention-[/font]
Hyper: ((10/10
Hyper: ((would say again
Jack: ((Did say again))
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Barchar: theoretically should know at least some of it but likely not enough to decipher it totsllh
Gaster: [Ah, yes, his shorthand...]
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Hyper: ((for some reason my msparp glitched and the message was there again
Jack: [font=palatino]-it's written from right to left, so good luck-[/font]
Hyper: ((19/10
Jack: [font=palatino]-jack don't fuck around-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-he doesn't want anyone jacking his work-[/font]
MettatonSEX: awakens from his impromptu sleep mode
MettatonSEX: ((hah, jacking
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MettatonSEX: Shitwhathappened
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks up-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
Gaster: Nothing really, the two asriels had a contest like ours.
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Jack: [font=palatino]Two Asriels?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh, ok.
MettatonSEX: ((hiiiiiiii
anon: (Hello!! ouo)
MettatonSEX: ((btw clipboards
MettatonSEX: (( https://menoftheseacomedy.wordpress.com/2015/12/31/pleasure-cruz-a-ted-cruz-fanfiction/
Hyper: * He certainly is.
Hyper: (( https://msparp.com/redirect?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmsparp.com%2Fcauboden2electricbodenloo
Jack: [font=palatino]I wouldn't have thought that's such a common name.[/font]
Jack: ((MV. Please.))
MettatonSEX: No, as in, two versions of the same guy.
Jack: [font=palatino]-raises his eyebrows-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((we were discussing bad ships and well
Jack: [font=palatino]That Alphys invented cloning, too?[/font]
MettatonSEX: No.
Gaster: ((http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/submit
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MettatonSEX: Even if she did I'd deny it.
Barchar: could probably still read it if she knew the shorthand, but she doesnt
Barchar: so ur shit is safe
Gaster: Timelines, Jack.
MettatonSEX: But anyway, timelines.
Barchar: from the ever watchful eye of barchar
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MettatonSEX: Different versions of the same time.
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Jack: ((how did it take me this long I realize))
Jack: ((It's "chimera nyx"))
Gaster: ((congrats
Jack: ((-is a dumb-))
Jack: ((Dota fan, then?))
Gaster: ((no
Jack: ((then what's "nyx"))
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Sure thing.[/font]
Barchar: (goddess of the night, I think. Maybe Greek. )
MettatonSEX: ((to be fair, it took me YEARS to realize that vaati, a wind mage that uses tornados and is an eyeball for most of his appearances, is the eye of the storm
Jack: ((Ah))
Gaster: ((the greek goddess of the night
Jack: ((Holy shit))
Barchar: (...omfg how did I not realize that that's so ckever)
Jack: ((ahahaha))
MettatonSEX: ((i made a post on tumblr when i realized this
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Robo: ((ayy
Gaster: ((also coincidentally the name of one of my favorite makeup brands but i didn't realize that until after i had the url
MettatonSEX: ((yo
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Jack: ((Get this))
Jack: (("Doggo" is Australian slang for "lying down"))
Hyper: ((toby fox is an aussie confirmed
Gaster: ((it's also archaic slang for sneaking past someone iirc
Lua: ((OK, I'm done near shitting myself after that boss fight.)
Jack: ((And undines are ancient water spirits))
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Jack: ((Undyne the Undying Undine))
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Robo: ((OH MY DOG
anon: (Omg the history of japan guy has a history of the world video)
MettatonSEX: See, for every action you do, a timeline splits off of it. -He raises one leg.- There's a multitude of timelines that have me not lift my leg. And the more ancient the decision, the more likely it is that the timeline is different. This bar serves as an interdimensional gateway between timelines, allowing myultiple versions of one person.
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, sure.[/font]
Barchar: (oh, cool, I'll have to watch that after I watch history of Japan again right now)
Jack: [font=palatino]Theoretically.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Wait, you said this bar specifically?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-shakes his head-[/font]
Robo: ((I've probably told you all this some time ago, but Bio's children are named after fields of biology
Gaster: Yes.
Jack: [font=palatino]Someone's been watching a little too much sci-fi.[/font]
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Jack: [font=palatino]And not very good sci-fi, I might add.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]I've yet to see a novel built around that that wasn't crap.[/font]
Hyper: * The outline's head turns toward Jack. "Well, you're calling real life sci-fi bad."
Jack: [font=palatino]Real life sci-fi?[/font]
Robo: , as if on the cue of 'sci-fi', enters.
Jack: [font=palatino]That's a bit of an oxymoron, don't you think?[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hey, everyone~[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"What Mettaton is saying is true."[/sub]
Gaster: Hello, Robo.
Jack: [font=palatino]Real life science fiction?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-shakes his head again-[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Yes."[/sub]
Robo: blinks to the bar, in a flash of green light.
Jack: [font=palatino]I really stumbled my way into a crazy cult this time.[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"..You want me to prove it?"[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]-gets up-[/font]
Lua: begins to awaken.
Robo: blinks right into Jack's face.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hi there.[/font]
Gaster: I mean, you're talking to a skeleton. Most humans figure out something's not normal by now.
Hyper: [sub]"The Anydoor transports you to other timelines."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]Sure. Prove it. Try to to blow my mind too hard.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, I mean, I can tell you're not normal.[/font]
Robo: splits to suround Jack.
Hyper: * He gets up, and walks over tonthe Anydoor.
Jack: [font=palatino]Monsters are weird.[/font]
Hyper: to the *
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks around-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Really, really weird.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]*not to[/font]
Robo: , in unison: Weird sometimes can be an understatement.
Hyper: [sub]"While you're surrounded, if I enter a timeline code into this Anydoor, it will take me there."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]-pushes his way out of the circle of Bio clones-[/font]
Corsiva: walks through the anydoor. "Hi dads!"
Robo: ((robo not bio
Corsiva: has really poor timing.
Jack: ((Same thing ;) ))
Lua: ((So let me get this straight, Jack is trying to explain that timelines aren't real to a skeleton, a robot with a ghost, and a robotic dog.))
Robo: ((Yep.
Jack: [font=palatino]-watches the glorified space cabinet in action-[/font]
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Hyper: [sub]"Let me take you to a timeline right now, if you don't believe me."[/sub]
Robo: ((SPAAAAAAAACE CABINEEEEEEET))
Jack: [font=palatino]Yeah, whatever.[/font]
Lua: ((Oh, and the outline.))
Hyper: [sub]"Just.. follow me. The outline."[/sub]
Jack: ((He knows magic is real))
Jack: ((And monsters))
Hyper: * He enters the code to the Furry Timeline.
Jack: ((But timelines? Nah, fam))
Robo: 's clones dissappear.
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Gaster: ((OH NO
Lua: ((Alright, that's nice o know.))
Lua: ((NO))
Robo: [[heh heh heh.]]
Robo: [[This'll end well, Hyper~]]
Jack: [font=palatino]-is pleasantly oblivious-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Hello, my starlet!
Hyper: [sub]"After this, you'll know timelines are real."[/sub]
Lua: looks over to the anydoor, "Sure you want to do that?"
Robo: 's var.Sinister increases.
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Hyper: * He enters the Anydoor, motioning for Jack to follow.
MettatonSEX: ...
Robo: [font=Roboto]C'mon.[/font]
Lua: I've seen that code before. Walked out immediately after.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Go in.[/font]
Corsiva: floats over to her dad and gives him a big hug.
Robo: [font=Roboto]You'll be fine.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-stands still-[/font]
MettatonSEX: holds his darling daughter close.
Hyper: * He walks back out, and grabs Jack.
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Jack: [font=palatino]?[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Come with me."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]Whatever.[/font]
Robo: [[*audio clip of evil cackling*]]
Jack: [font=palatino]-follows-[/font]
Lua: shrugs. "Good luck"
Jack: [font=palatino]-immediately leaves-[/font]
Hyper: * They enter a flower patch. Suddenly, a flower in a furry suit pops up out of the ground.
Jack: [font=palatino]Nope.[/font]
Hyper: * Fuck.
Hyper: * Hyper walks back out.
Jack: [font=palatino]-saw the furries-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Nope. Nuh-uh.[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Is that proof enough for you, Jack?"[/sub]
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Gaster: ... That bad, huh?
Hyper: [sub]"That is Furrytale."[/i]
Lua: Oh hey, you did the same exact 180 I did.
Hyper: ((fuck
MettatonSEX: Wait did you send him to the furry timeline?!
MettatonSEX: What the fuck!
Jack: [font=palatino]Is the what you call you secret fur orgy back room?![/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]{I bet I could go through there and be fine.}[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Only Flurry was there."[/sub]
Gaster: There were much better timelines to go to.
MettatonSEX: Yes, but.
Jack: [font=palatino]You nasty sons of bitches.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-begins to leave-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Oh, please.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Hyper, that was a dick move.
Gaster: No, no, wait!
Robo: [font=Roboto]There are better.[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Also, that was a fucking flower patch, bitch."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]-turns to Hyper-[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"That is not a room."[/sub]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hyper, REALLY?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]I saw something far worse.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]THERE, of ALL the other places?[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"I know."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]-turns back and begins to walk again-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hold on, -scans- Jack, follow me.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]I'm not having that shit. Nope.[/font]
Robo: blinks to block the exit.
Lua: shrugs again, "How about you guys put in a location that isn't literal shit.
Gaster: ... Great, you've scared off the human
Jack: [font=palatino]The fuck?[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Look, we've probably gotten off on the wrong foot.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I can turn it around.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Ｈｙｐｅｒ， ｙｏｕ ｃｕｎｔｂａｇ.
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Jack: [font=palatino]I'm not staying anywhere with a fur orgy back room.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]That's final.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: That's not a back room
Hyper: [sub]"I'm not a cuntbag. That doesn't exist."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]Oh, whatever, it's a -air quotes- "timeline."[/font]
Gaster: sighs, gets up, and clears the timeline code and opens the anydoor. It opens to nothing.
Jack: [font=palatino]Timeline, back room. Potato, po-tah-to.[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Fucking pleb."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]Oh, look, you've turned off the light.[/font]
MettatonSEX: goes to the door and punches in the code to his timeline. It's become barren and cold because everyone has fallen into despair because no humans have come in ages.
Jack: [font=palatino]Good job.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Your special effects are through the roof.[/font]
Robo: grabs Jack, and scans for a timeline where Jack believed them.
Robo: retcins the timeline scan.
Lua: ((-It doesn't exist-))
MettatonSEX: No, no, put your hand in.
Corsiva: tilts her head. "What's a fur orgy?"
MettatonSEX: It's cold.
MettatonSEX: Corsiva no.
Barchar: (gfd jack stop being scully)
Jack: [font=palatino]I'm not putting my damn hand in there.[/font]
Lua: I've already had to explain that shit once this week, I'm not doing it again.
Jack: [font=palatino]Someone's going to put a tiny dick in it.[/font]
MettatonSEX: No, nobody will.
Jack: [font=palatino]I don't believe you.[/font]
MettatonSEX: [s]Besides, you do that every night.[/s]
Gaster: Goddamn it, then what will make you believe us?
MettatonSEX: That's my home timeline.
Lua: How about you believe the person who warned you about that then?
Hyper: [sub]"Do I have to slam my fist into your face so you will actually [color=#FF0000]fucking listen?[/color]"[/sub]
Robo: leads (read:pulls) him in. "Here's your proof."
Jack: [font=palatino][s]i have a wife and kids you shit robot[/s][/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto][s]BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS[/s][/font]
MettatonSEX: -The timeline is cold, dark, and in the distance, an amalgamate is visible.-
Jack: [font=palatino]-ain't getting pulled nowhere-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Stop.[/font]
Gaster: ... Dear, close the door.
Jack: [font=palatino]-squints-[/font]
MettatonSEX: [s]Bite my shiny metal ass.[/s]
MettatonSEX: shuts the door.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Let me take you on a walk.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]What is that? A pile of desperate furies off in the dist-[/font]
Gaster: ... That's... not a good timeline.
Jack: [font=palatino]*furries[/font]
Barchar: is debating physically forcing him to believe this, because she's finding his irrational skepticism really annoying
Hyper: * He walks over to Jack and throws the outline of a hand toward his face. Hyper is officially sick of this shit.
Robo: [font=Roboto]That's Endogeny.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-ducks-[/font]
Lua: Guys, how about you just let him believe whatever he wants? He's not going to believe you after the shit you pulled anyways.
MettatonSEX: No, a bunch of dogs fused together.
Robo: [font=Roboto]They're half of all my relatives.[/font]
Hyper: * He stops, and backs up.
Gaster: ((so it WAS a pile of desperate furries
Jack: [font=palatino]Same difference.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hold my paw for a moment.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Fusing, buttsex, whatever you want to call it.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Y'know what!?[/font]
Robo: grabs his hand. The duo blinks to a park.
Jack: [font=palatino]-ain't holding no paw-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]The fuck??[/font]
Robo: grabbed his hand by force.
Gaster: ((robo plz stop godmodding
Robo: ((ok
MettatonSEX: No, not really. They melted together because of a scientist who tried to make things better, failed, and became a cunt.
Gaster: N-not literally, of course.
Robo: retcons the park thing.
Jack: ((>tfw all of bio's characters are blatantly op))
Robo: ((...))
Jack: [font=palatino]-retcons "the fuck"-[/font]
Hyper: * He flashes a little. Looks like he's getting irritated.
Barchar: is sock of his shit, trying to force her way into his fucking brain to make him believe this shit, because that's evidently what needs to happen.
Jack: [font=palatino]Why can't you prove it?[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Here. Endogeny is friendly.[/font]
Robo: hands him a dog treat.
Jack: [font=palatino]All I've seen is furry room, and furry room with lights-out.[/font]
MettatonSEX: .../me shut the door you fuck
Hyper: [sub]"You don't LET us prove it."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: fuck
Gaster: ... Should we show him our timeline?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
MettatonSEX: Wait, no, you made that dimension.
Robo: whistles for Endogeny.
Hyper: [sub]"You're just being an uptight asshole that sticks to their opinion."[/sub]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hey! Over here![/font]
Gaster: ... It counts, I think.
Jack: [font=palatino]-rolls his eyes-[/font]
MettatonSEX: endogeny aint here
Gaster: *THE DOOR IS FREAKING CLOSED MAN
Gaster: *YOU DON'T WANT THAT ENDOGENY ANYWAY IF IT'S FROM METTATON'S TIMELINE, EVERYTHING IS SHIT THERE
Jack: ((kek))
Lua: ((-Edogony breaks reality and crashes through the door-))
Hyper: ((enDOGEny
MettatonSEX: endogeny is the second-nicest amalgamate in that time
Gaster: ((edogony
Robo: ((edog'ny
MettatonSEX: the nicest is lemon bread
Jack: ((OH WOW))
Lua: ((I'm tired, shh))
Jack: ((Amalgamate is an anagram for))
Jack: ((wait no))
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Jack: ((disregard I suck cocks))
Barchar: growls. This guy is annoying guy stubborn.
Corsiva: doesn't get why everyone's fighting.
MettatonSEX: punches in the code for a different timeline, one where there's another Mettaton. It's an Underfell one, and thankfully the door is out of sight, but the Mettaton is visible through a window.
MettatonSEX: opens the door to that one.
Jack: [font=palatino]-blinks-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Well.[/font]
MettatonSEX: shuts the door.
Jack: [font=palatino]You sure upped your budget.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: growls. "Oh, come on!"
: Robo's connection timed out.
Barchar: (do I have to bring in the freshmaster)
Hyper: [sub]"Oh my fucking god."[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]Show me one where the sky is purple, and people have tiny heads.[/font]
Gaster: ... Hm. That's a bit specific, but...
Jack: [font=palatino][s]That's my fetish[/s][/font]
MettatonSEX: thinks,and recalls one from his timeline-hopping days.
Lua: thinks for a moment at what situation would have to arise for that to happen.
Gaster: I'm sure, in time, we could find one.
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MettatonSEX: punches the code in and opens the door.
Robo: just goes 'fuck it' internally and sits at the couch.
MettatonSEX: gets on the floor
Robo: sighs.
Jack: [font=palatino]-blinks again-[/font]
MettatonSEX: does the dinosaur
MettatonSEX: ((im not sorry
Gaster: Darling, I'm not sure that was necessary.
Lua: ...Wait, you found one that fast?
MettatonSEX: didn't do the last two things
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: I went to one when I timeline-hopped.
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper] disconnected.
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, how about one where everybody is a female version of Donald Trump?[/font]
Lua: copies the code for the timeline where this oddly specific scenery exists, and checks to see if he had it.
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Gaster: ... Oooh, tough...
Jack: [font=palatino][s]Again, fetish[/s][/font]
Lua: did not, and adds it to the database.
Jack: [font=palatino]Midget female Trunps.[/font]
Gaster: ((jack confirmed for trumpfucker
Jack: [font=palatino]*Trumps[/font]
MettatonSEX: punches in the code. Two years of timeline hopping will get specific scenarios.
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
MettatonSEX: I timeline-hopped for two years.
Jack: [font=palatino]-shuts the door himself-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Well.[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Do you believe us now?"[/sub]
MettatonSEX: I know a lot of timelines.
Jack: [font=palatino]-blinks, and sits down-[/font]
Hyper: ((Jack: that's some damn good special effects and technology
Hyper: ((Gaster: *strangles Jack*
Jack: [font=palatino][s]How did you get your furries into female Trump suits so fast?[/s][/font]
Lua: Wow, I'm surprised I didn't make that much progress in the four years I hopped around.
MettatonSEX: I hightailed it out of there.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Maybe I could try that.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
MettatonSEX: I was also trying to get away from [i]her[/i], so.
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, that sure is something.[/font]
Lua: Ahh..
Barchar: (if jack still doesn't believe this, I think barchar will just boot him out of the damn timeline, somehow.)
Gaster: holds his husband close.
Hyper: [sub]"Do you fucking believe us?"[/sub]
Jack: [font=palatino]Well.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]I...[/font]
MettatonSEX: holds his darling and his daughter.
Jack: [font=palatino]Need a minute.[/font]
Barchar: (and when I say 'somehow' I mean 'I don't know how' BUT SHE'S FUCKING DOING IT)
Jack: [font=palatino]-walks outside-[/font]
Robo: looks to Corsiva. 'Mettaton, this is your child, correct?'
MettatonSEX: Yes, she is.
Hyper: * He takes a deep sigh, and collapses onto the floor.
Hyper: * The muffled sound of, 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANK GOD' is heard.
Robo: looks to Corsiva, and attempts to shake hands. 'I'm Robo! Nice to meet you!'
Barchar: takes a deep breath, sitting down next to gaster. "I hate him." she growled. "If he comes back in, I...im going to do something."
Lua: ((https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/712467094709743616 ))
Corsiva: reaches out and takes Robo's hand, smirking.
MettatonSEX: adjusts his headband. 'Hair' was out of place
Jack: ((>tfw every other character hates your character within a week))
Gaster: -ZAP.-
: B [Jack] disconnected.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Oh![/font]
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Gaster: ((they don't hate him though?
Robo: [font=Roboto]You got me there~[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Heh heh~[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((metta is mildly annoyed at him but eh
Jack: ((Ok that was an exaggeration
MettatonSEX: chuckles
Corsiva: giggles. "That always gets 'em."
MettatonSEX: Corsiva, you little jokester.
Jack: ((but you have to admit my characters have a bit of a penchant for being hated))
Robo: [font=Roboto]Would you like some tea?[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I can make some![/font]
Barchar: (barchar hates him, but she's bipolar af do she'll probably forget soon)
MettatonSEX: ((they do, but metta is only mildly annoyed with jack, so, huuuuuuge improvement
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Corsiva: "I don't really like tea that much..."
Barchar: (and they usually get hated because they do something hateworthy)
Hyper: ((hyper is very annoyed at him but doesn't hate him
: B [Jack] disconnected.
Barchar: (like killing a fuckton of frisks)
MettatonSEX: ((that's grounds for murder
Barchar: (or showing the relatively innocent at that point monster kid they're own fucking dead body)
MettatonSEX: ((brutal, gory murder
Barchar: (so, you know, you're kind of bringing it upon yourself a little)
Hyper: * He takes a few deep breaths and he fades back into the SOUL in the container.
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss] is now High Priest Laharl [Hatter's Game].
Robo: [font=Roboto]What drinks do you like?[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I will prepare some.[/font]
Hatter's Game: ((Who's in the bar right now?))
Barchar: (btw hype for binding of bumbo)
Barchar: (flame warp want coin)
Corsiva: "I like soda..."
Robo: [font=Roboto]Okay~![/font]
MettatonSEX: ((metta, gaster, robo, corsiva, lua i think, barchar
Barchar: (barchar is always here, rhough)
Hatter's Game: ((Alright, good enough crowd for now))
Robo: exits, and returns in a [u]formal[/u] maid outfit, holding a plate with several soda bottles of different brands on it.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Here you go~![/font]
Barchar: (the btale gang are also technically here, but bazzy is slep and iunno what's up with frisk but I guess they're gobe)
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Annoying Dog].
Annoying Dog: ((i'm surprised nobody has roleplayed this guy yet
Corsiva: 's eyes light up. 'Oooooh."
Gaster: ((i kind of did when gaster turned himself into a dog once
MettatonSEX: ((frisk would be too scared of metta to join in probably
Lua: is in the bar, and he just snapped back to reality.
Annoying Dog: * The small white dog rises up from a soda can.
Annoying Dog: * The dog barks.
MettatonSEX: Oh dear!
Hatter's Game: A chessboard is...carried into the bar by a Yarn, a pure-white yarn, with what looks like rabbit ears sewn on their head. They bow, and leave immediately. No chance to talk.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Uh.
Robo: looks at the dog.
MettatonSEX: What's this chessboard doing here?
Robo: [font=Roboto]Grandpa![/font]
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Annoying Dog: * Bark.
MettatonSEX: ((toby is robo's grandpa
Annoying Dog: ((10/10
Hatter's Game: The chessboard immediately forms up two teams. Black and White.
: B [Jack] disconnected.
Corsiva: looks at the soda cans, confused.
Robo: ((and therefore, Bi0's father, and Bio's father by extension.
Barchar: hovers around the board.
Annoying Dog: * The dog drops down onto the floor, and nuzzles against Robo's feet.
Lua: So, we now have a board game and another dog in here, huh?
Gaster: looks over at the chessboard.
Robo: [font=Roboto]My [s]7 GRAND DAD[/s] grandpa can be a real trickster~[/font]
Barchar: (you have so many characters with almost the exact same name)
MettatonSEX: better be on the same team as Gaster and Corsiva, hon.
Hatter's Game: The King for white, the centierpiece, is Heather. The white knights are two Hatters. The rooks are what look like purple yarns with cat paws and large cat ears, the queen is Alyss, and the Bishop is...King's Jester, wow, haven't seen him in a while.
Annoying Dog: * The dog absorbs one of Robo's maid-shoes.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Heh heh~[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]That tickles.[/font]
Bondertale: if frisk wasnt, for some reason, gone, they'd probably be trying to burn that bishop to a crisp
Annoying Dog: * Bark.
Robo: [font=Roboto]* Robotic 8 bit bark.[/font]
Corsiva: takes a can of orange soda.
Lua: only met Alyss out of that group, although Corrin has met Jester and Heater.
Robo: ((heater
Annoying Dog: * Bark bark.
Gaster: ((heather gains fire powers
MettatonSEX: reaches over and pushes a bishop over.
Robo: [font=Roboto]* Wan wan wan![/font]
Lua: ((SHH))'
Annoying Dog: * Bark bark bark bark.
Robo: [font=Roboto]* Nyan?[/font]
Annoying Dog: * Bark!
Hatter's Game: Black, a lady with a red fetish, cause she's dressin' in all red, in a dress of thorns and holding a scepter that could double as a meat cleaver. Queen Redd. Her knight, which appears to be a large rope with a spade on it's chest. Her rooks are seemingly...strange mechanical giant birds. Her queen peace is...err, why is an older Alyss over there?
Robo: [font=Roboto]* 汪汪![/font]
Robo: ((translation: bark bark
Lua: doesn't speak dog, although he does recognize the dog.
Hatter's Game: And the strangest part, theres another King's Jester. The Jester MTT tried to push over just wags its finger at MTT and gets back up, both the Jesters immediately fucking start staring daggers at eachother.
Annoying Dog: * 吠!
MettatonSEX: flips it off.
Gaster: *Wow rude
Annoying Dog: ((translation: bark
Barchar: (wut)
Robo: [font=Roboto]* [url=wanwan.moe]Wan~! Wan~! Wan~! Wan~![/url][/font]
Hatter's Game: Game Start. Black gets the first move. And they immediately go for a-what the fuck thats not allowed, one of her pawns (Dozens of random yarns) just stepped forward three spaces.
MettatonSEX: ...
Robo: [font=Roboto][url=wanwan.moe]wan[/url][/font]
Robo: ((gdi
Gaster: ... Okay, foul, that's not right at all.
Hatter's Game: Alyss, white alyss...waves her hand to the side, and the pawn peice flies off the table and out the window. Alyss didn't even move for her turn. Queen Redd seems enraged by this.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Uhhhhh.
Gaster: Well apparently the rules are out the window here.
MettatonSEX: So is the pawn.
Annoying Dog: * The dog vibrates up into the air, and sits down on Robo's head. It wags its tail.
: Robo [Robo] disconnected.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
Gaster: Indeed.
Lua: Apparently who needs rules when you have total anarchy.
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MettatonSEX: ...
Lua: ((can have*))
Hatter's Game: One of the enemy knights, fucking runs across the board, jumps over the white pawns, and tries to stab Heather immediately. This doesn't work at all because the Heather peice backs up, cowers away, and one of the Hatter's fucking skewers the poor spade.
MettatonSEX: !
Hatter's Game: A small chess peice has never seemed more terrifying, cause Hatter just fucking stabbed that thing with so many sharp objects it looks like it went into a porcupine gangbang.
Barchar: stares at this disapprovingly. This living game board had about as much respect for the rules as she did for Jack.
Lua: OK, I think what I said was a bit more literal than I originally intended.
Hatter's Game: Yeah. The chess board takes this as its cue and EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL.
Hatter's Game: There are no more turns, both sides immediately just charge, warfare starts. Bloody, deadly, warfare.
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Corsiva: sips her soda as she watches the board.
Robo: [font=Roboto]* wanwan.moe[/font]
Lua: ((War, war never changes))
MettatonSEX: decides to step in and put his hands around the Heather piece.
Hatter's Game: The board seems to take offense to this, and MTT's hand is roughly propelled back, Heather just shrugs at MTT and mouths a sorry.
MettatonSEX: ...
Hatter's Game: The "Cheshire Cat" yarn is proving that not all yarns are peaceful and pacifistic. As it is currently using it's yarns, which appear to be intertwined with steel wool, to fucking strangle the life out of the enemy Alyss.
MettatonSEX: Oh dear.
Lua: Well, this is terrifying to watch.
Barchar: rolls her eyes. The OBVIOUS move there was Knight to e5. Whoever was controlling this board ducked at chess.
Gaster: covers his daughters eyes.
Hatter's Game: All the pawns have made a sort of defensive line and circle around Heather, as well as the pawns on the enemy team making a defensive line around Redd. Alyss is walking across the board, tossing chess pieces away left and right. The enemy rook flies out the window and nearly takes off Grillby's head.
Robo: goes to max floof for Annoying Dog's comfort.
Hatter's Game: Both KJ's are floating above the battlefield, stabbing the shit out of eachother and cackling madly.
MettatonSEX: ...
Annoying Dog: * Annoying Dog feels like a king.
Barchar: puts a hand through the kj's, hoping to stop their annoying cackling.
MettatonSEX: is tempted to shove a ball in his confetti cannon and shoot both KJs out of the air, but decides against it.
Lua: OK, we now have a mini war going in, right in front of us.
Hatter's Game: No dice. Both KJ's just continue on like they don't give a shit.
Barchar: didn't really expect that to work, to be fair.
Lua: wonders what would happen if he cut a hole directly in the center of the board.
Hatter's Game: Alyss gets surrounded by enemy pawns, and proceeds to snap her fingers. A large-wait what the fuck is that a fucking JABBERWOCKY proceeds to drop onto the board, and burn the shit out of the enemy line.
Lua: or if that's even possible.
Gaster: Where the hell did that come from?
MettatonSEX: Is that a goddamn Jabberwocky?
Robo: [font=Roboto]Grandpa...[/font]
MettatonSEX: The fuck?!
Robo: [font=Roboto]I want to see you more often.[/font]
Hatter's Game: Nope. Cutting the board doesn't work.
Annoying Dog: * Bark!
Robo: ((because it's not a CUTTING BOARD))
Robo: ((*badumtss*))
Hatter's Game: After the Jabberwocky is done burning the enemy into find fish and chips, it turns on Alyss and attempts to kill her. Alyss rubs her finger and her thumb together and the dragon bird fucking explodes into blood and guts and fire.
Hatter's Game: Don't fuck with Alyss.
Barchar: lazily floats about the board, going upside down above the kj's
MettatonSEX: Oh my.
Robo: ((bark translation please
Lua: ...OK, I give up on comprehending what the hell this is.
Lua: ((Bark))
MettatonSEX: [s]That's kinda hot.[/s]
Hatter's Game: A knight attempts to stab Alyss in the back, and promptly gets hit by a top hat, which slices off it's fucking head like a knife through warm butter. Hatter ain't having none of that shit.
Annoying Dog: ((bark = me too!
Hatter's Game: This isn't a war, this is an utter CURBSTOMP.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Oh, you! You make the best jokes~[/font]
Annoying Dog: ((actually retcon
Annoying Dog: ((what i just said
Robo: retcons
Hatter's Game: Redd seems strong, but she's too selfish to assist her team, ordering pawns to sacrifice themselves to keep her alive.
Robo: ((nvm keep that
Annoying Dog: * He told another joke about dogs.
Barchar: 's clothes aren't affected by gravity, BTW. She's a ghost, she can pretty much do whatever she wants with her form
MettatonSEX: spirit
Barchar: so, you know, barchar isn't flashing gaster
Robo: [font=Roboto]Don't tell too many jokes, now~ You might be BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE.[/font]
Hatter's Game: One of the KJ's drops a sewing needle, and promptly gets it's entire left arm chopped the fuck off. The white KJ grins maliciously.
Gaster: *Rip a dip dip
Annoying Dog: * Bark! (Good one. I am very proud.)
MettatonSEX: shoots confetti from his palm.
Robo: can understand: Dog, English, and Temlish.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Someday, Grandpa...[/font]
Barchar: robo can understand freshlish, too
Robo: [font=Roboto]I want you to teach me how you do that absorption stuff..[/font]
Hatter's Game: Redd raises that...sceptre, and a giant hail of swords and such drops on the enemy field, skewering the pawn shield, one of them actually hits Heather, although it doesn't seem to do much except pin her foot to the floor. Silly Redd, yarns are used to getting pierced by sharp objects. You did the equivalent of sewing her.
MettatonSEX: !
Annoying Dog: * Bark! ;) (Maybe later. It's my own secret, I suppose. ;) )
Annoying Dog: * The dog literally winked.
MettatonSEX: attempts to pull the swords out, of course, who knows if he'll succeed.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Alright~![/font]
Robo: winks back, a small spark coming out of her monitor.
MettatonSEX: is determined to keep his friend alive.
Hatter's Game: Alyss seems to see this...and gets fucking ENRAGED. For the first time a member actually speaks. "You ruffians dare harm an innocent lady? You claim my kingdom, slaughter my mother, execute my father, and then attempt to DESTROY THE FEW INNOCENTS LEFT?"
Gaster: Oooh, dear.
Hatter's Game: The sword comes out from, Heather gives a meek thank you. Alyss continues raging.
MettatonSEX: ...
Barchar: reaches down, idly moving nonexistent pieces as if this was anything other than a chaotic mockery of chess. After a few seconds, she sniffs. "Checkmate."
Hatter's Game: "Well, you utter RASCALS! I'll show you what SLAUGHTER IS." She raises her hand.
MettatonSEX: nods, then scowls at Redd. He has no words.
Hatter's Game: What comes out is a slight whisper. "[sub]I do suppose i'm rather mad, aren't I not?[/sub]" And the sound of glass breaking echoes throughout the battlefield, everyone stops.
MettatonSEX: ...
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Smol Asriel: ((Good movie
Smol Asriel: ((Oh what the fuck frisky
Barchar: tilts her head slightly.
Gaster: ... Wow, she's just ripped off Vader.
Annoying Dog: ((what
Hatter's Game: The chessboard opens, a large gaping inky black circle is made. "Down the rabbit hole with you!" And it spins, sucking down pawns, knights, rooks, anything on the black side that isn't nailed down, dragging them kicking, screaming, into the murky blackness.
Robo: sets down a pillow for her grandpa.
MettatonSEX: Oh dear.
Smol Asriel: ((eyebleed
Smol Asriel: ((but you already know that kek
Hatter's Game: The enemy KJ is thrown down into the hole, the victorious white KJ screaming and cackling victoriously.
Annoying Dog: ((change your theme to dark then
Barchar: idly puts an incorporeal hand in the hole. You would think she wouldn't be so apathetic about this whole thing.
Smol Asriel: ((we can change theme?
Annoying Dog: * He vibrates onto the pillow. He yawns, and nestles into a comfortable position.
MettatonSEX: ((go to settings my dude
Annoying Dog: ((yes, go to settings
Hatter's Game: Pain. Utter PAIN. You just fucking stuck your hand in a magical black hole, it doesn't matter if your incorporeal, that shit feels like every atom is exploding.
Smol Asriel: ((Oh this is so much better
Barchar: genuinely might not have atoms but she still takes that shit out. She finallyooks interested.
MettatonSEX: is keeping the tiny sword.
Hatter's Game: The hole closes, all that's left is Redd, who's cowering and screaming and crying for mercy.
Annoying Dog: ((Mettaton should attack somebodybwith that sword at some point
MettatonSEX: ((he will
Annoying Dog: ((oh yes
Gaster: ... Oh my.
Robo: curls up next to him.
Hatter's Game: Every peace except for Heather and a tangent of Pawns still left to guard her promptly converges on Redd, she doesn't last a minute. Sorry Redd, Wonderland's all out of mercy.
Annoying Dog: * He feels even more like a king.
MettatonSEX: plays a victory theme.
Barchar: ".. .that hurt." she said, in understated shock. "That's what 'hurt' feels like." she turned right side up, looking curiously at the hand.
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MettatonSEX: ((hi
Annoying Dog: ((hu
: Joseph LEGENDARY AS FUCK Ardiccioni [] is now Cien Exordia Inversio [].
Annoying Dog: ((hi
Annoying Dog: ((gdi my grammar is horrible tonight
: Cien: * ( Hi i'm Daytona )
Annoying Dog: ((actually spelling
Hatter's Game: The chessboard promptly closes. GG.
Annoying Dog: ((howdy daytonacombustion
Barchar: (hi mythm'n. I assume you're the barchara account because pretty much process of elimination)
Gaster: Well, that was certainly something.
: Cien: * ( No )
MettatonSEX: Yes, it was.
Barchar: "I...haven't felt that in years. I forgot what that felt like. I...hm." she looks rather ponderous.
Hatter's Game: ClicketyClacketyClickClickClick
Barchar: (gfd who is this person)
: Cien Exordia Inversio [] is now mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [].
Hatter's Game: Thats the sound of an anydoor opening.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He just sighs, still in the corner of the bar.
Robo: snuggles into the couch, alongside Toby.
Smol Asriel: is asleep on the azzy
Barchar: (this is getting actually frustrating. I have no idea who this is.)
Smol Asriel: didn't fall asleep before they talked about anal sex tho
Annoying Dog: * He gives a long and comfortable yawn.
MettatonSEX: carefully opens his chest, mindful that he's wearing a shirt, one with a pocket with his friend inside no less, and puts the tiny sword in.
Smol Asriel: has several questions
MettatonSEX: shuts his chest.
Robo: makes an exact duplicat eof the yawn.
MettatonSEX: ((idk man
Corsiva: finishes her drink.
Annoying Dog: * Barkkk.. (I'm tired..)
Hatter's Game: ((Forgotten Asriel wot))
Hatter's Game: ((Did someone make an Asriel version of FFrisk))
Robo: [font=Roboto]Same...[/font]
Barchar: glances at gaster. No, no, she shouldn't bug him.
Robo: [font=Roboto]I could just go to sleep right now...[/font]
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Barchar: (HJCAsriel went and got questionable existant-ed. He and gaster are the only ones who can see and talk to barchar. )
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( No )
Annoying Dog: * The dog immediately falls asleep, little "Z[sub]z[/sub]s" popping up above his head.
Barchar: (at least for now)
MettatonSEX: sighs, goes to couch, sits down.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( yeah )
: High Priest Laharl [Hatter's Game] is now High Priest Laharl [Alyss].
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
Smol Asriel: H-hello...
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( It's not an Asriel version of FFrisk I swear )
Alyss: Alyss enters the bar, in a bloodsoaked, red, dress. It was white before. "Well that went well."
Alyss: ((K))
Robo: gets up.
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MettatonSEX: ...Hi.
Robo: sees that Corsiva has finished her drink.
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MettatonSEX: You, uh. Did that actually happen?
Robo: [font=Roboto]-to Mettaton- [[Am I allowed to get her more, or are you against too much sugar?]][/font]
Alyss: I assume the Hare brought you the board?
Alyss: She nods. "Yes, that did happen."
Gaster: Er... yeah.
Smol Asriel: ((hoi b
Annoying Dog: ((inb4 Alyss' dress gets so bloodstained she eventually becomes Redd and the whole process repeats
Annoying Dog: ((lolno
MettatonSEX: She can have one more, that's it for today.
Smol Asriel: ((Chime did u come up with a dank name for my specter?
Barchar: "You suck at chess." barchar said, aware that alyss couldn't hear her.
Alyss: "Do not fret, everyone is currently in the med bay. We all suffered injuries. Well, all except me."
Jack: [font=palatino]-finally walks back in-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...Mmhm.
Jack: [font=palatino]Show me how it works.[/font]
Alyss: "Many casualties, a nasty affair, I honor all those poor decks that died."
Gaster: ((Masquerade?
: The Forgotten Asriel: * TFA just sits in the corner of the bar.
Barchar: bright red eyes lock onto jack. Not that he could know that.
Robo: [font=Roboto]O卡因！[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Thats a kewl name
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
Gaster: The anydoor?
Robo: [font=Roboto]Sorry... I can get glitchy when I'm tired.[/font]
Barchar: pauses, before floating over to tfa. "Hi, asriel."
Annoying Dog: ((Jack: holy fuck people are having conversations now *pulls out gaston porn* HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS
Jack: [font=palatino]-nods, determined-[/font]
Alyss: "Heather is mostly fine, but she insists on healing everyone. Silly girl."
Jack: ((Annoying dog I can't read a thing you write))
Jack: ((How...))
Smol Asriel: Um.... M-Mr. Mettaton can I ask you something?
Jack: ((Annoying))
Annoying Dog: ((switch your theme then
Annoying Dog: ((:)
Barchar: (use the dark theme)
Alyss: ((Dark theme))
Annoying Dog: ((dark theme is best theme
MettatonSEX: Yes, Asriel?
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "Hey..."
Gaster: ... Well, I'm entirely sure how it works. I've done some modifications, but inter-timeline affairs get tricky.
Smol Asriel: umm... Asriel and his ghost friend were talking... I didn't know what it was about...
MettatonSEX: .......
MettatonSEX: Oh god.
Robo: ((the felt is the coolest
Jack: ((Well isn't that something))
Barchar: ('asriel and his ghost friend'?)
Smol Asriel: ((brb getting quotes
MettatonSEX: First off, spirit, second, ohhhhhhhhh god.
Barchar: "Are you okay?" she asked, looking over. "You sound...sad."
Annoying Dog: (([color=#FF0000]ANNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOI, HOLY SHIT. I WILL ALWAAAAAAAYS LOOBOIIVIVIBEEE E YOOOOOUUUUAUAAAAAHHHHH[/color]
Robo: ((>LOOBOIIVIVIBEEE
MettatonSEX: ((is the vivi in there intentional?
Jack: ((Damn son))
Annoying Dog: ((no
Annoying Dog: ((sadly
Smol Asriel: Oh... sorry... spirit
Alyss: "Anyway." She nods.
Annoying Dog: ((i just mashed my keyboard
Alyss: "I must go, i'll se you tomorrow."
Smol Asriel: What does "being on top" mean?
: The Forgotten Asriel: * Metta gets a text from Joseph. It's a picture of the hardware powering a badass light display.
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss] disconnected.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "I'm
Smol Asriel: If you don't mind me asking...
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "I'm fine...don't worry about it..."
Corsiva: waves to Alyss. "Bye!"
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He gives Barchar a sad smile.
Smol Asriel: And something about phasing into Asriel's pants?
Robo: ((lenny
Barchar: "Asriel, no. I'm here to make you all happy." barchar floated up in front of him. "Is something's wrong, I can fix it. I NEED to fix it."
Annoying Dog: ((if you seperate it then it's loo boii vivi bees
Jack: [font=palatino]So... How does it work?[/font]
MettatonSEX: "It means the person who is physically on top during a thing that is not appropriate for children," says the man who plays sexual songs in front of children.
Jack: [font=palatino]I need to know.[/font]
Smol Asriel: Oh... ok
MettatonSEX: ((its funny bc im terrified of bee stings
Smol Asriel: Why does he want in his pants though?
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( didnt barchar call TFA cute yesterday )
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Annoying Dog] is now Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper].
Smol Asriel: ((Wait wait wait
MettatonSEX: ...
Smol Asriel: ((You're saying you wouldn't fuck bees?
Gaster: I already told you, I'm not entirely sure. I know you operate it with the code pad, but that's about it.
Barchar: (she did indeed )
Robo: is tired, and curls up next to her GRAND DAD
: Robo [Robo] disconnected.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( brb )
MettatonSEX: ((*they
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, how do I work it?[/font]
Jack: ((Grand dad?))
Hyper: ((I wouldn't fuck bees because it isn't hip
MettatonSEX: ((wait you referred to barchar not me
MettatonSEX: ((i would not fuck bees
Jack: ((*flintstones theme intensifies*))
Smol Asriel: ((but... butt
MettatonSEX: It's a reference to that thing.
Gaster: sighs, then walks over to the anydoor. He punches in a code that he knows is mostly harmless.
Smol Asriel: The inappropriate thing?
Smol Asriel: Ok...
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
: mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [] disconnected.
Hyper: * He phases in next to Smolsriel. [sub]"Actually, he stores candy in his pants."[/sub]
: mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [] joined chat.
Barchar: (barchar might fuck bees I'd she wasn't incorporeal)
Smol Asriel: Oh?
MettatonSEX: No he doesn't, Hyper.
Smol Asriel: looks back at azzy
Hyper: [sub]"It's inappropiate to get in that pocket, though."[/sub]
Jack: ((Hyper, making it worse since 2025))
Smol Asriel: Oh, alright
Smol Asriel: I'll ask him for some later
MettatonSEX: ...
Jack: ((*2026))
Hyper: [sub]"C-Cool?"[/sub]
Smol Asriel: was already reaching a hand out to his pants but has put his hand back now
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "I....it's nothing..."
Hyper: * He outline looks at Metta and shrugs.
Hyper: THE*
Hyper: FUCK MY LIFE*
Smol Asriel: *k
Hyper: SPELLING IS NOT GOING WELL FOR MY TIRED ASS TONIGHT*
Jack: ((Ever noticed how Slarvath is in love with "Ok..."?))
MettatonSEX: sighs, and leans back on the couch.
Smol Asriel: ((Ok...
Jack: ((All his characters do it all the time))
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
Gaster: ((slarv confirmed for ness
Hyper: ((today on cau we're racist for liking the black theme
Barchar: "Asriel, if you don't tell me, [color=RED]I will reach inside your mind and F I N D O U T T H A T W A Y. [/color]"
Hyper: ((instead of the shitty white theme
Jack: [font=palatino]-is still waiting for Gaster-[/font]
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.
Gaster: goes up to the anydoor and punches in a code he knows is safe.
Barchar: (and we're finally getting into some of the really fun parts of barchar)
Smol Asriel: ((Stop ok shaming me
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
Smol Asriel: ((Tumblr will be hearing about this
Hyper: [sub]"I don't suggest asking for his candy right off the bat. He did save some for me, y'know."[/sub]
Barchar: is somewhat lucky gaster was preoccupied and didn't hear that
Smol Asriel: Oh, you had some?
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He lets out a sigh. "I'm just ignored now....why...?"
Hyper: ((yay slarv is making jokes about tumblr
Smol Asriel: What's it taste like?
Jack: ((Oh shit))
Jack: ((Tumblr army's gonna come wreck me))
Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna blog ur ass off
MettatonSEX: ...Asriel, there's no candy. Hyper is lying to you like a jerk.
Jack: ((Might as well give them a reason to hate me))
Smol Asriel: Oh...
Hyper: [sub]"..Don't believe him. He's no fun."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: is still in Azzy's lap
Jack: ((If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero, what team would she be on?))
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy
MettatonSEX: ((the x-men
Jack: ((The Ex-men))
Gaster: ((oh no
Hyper: ((Men's Basketball Team
: B [Jack] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: ((why cant caitlyn jenner's kids see her?
Barchar: "Oh!" she said, smiling. "That makes sense. I know first hand that being ignored isn't fun. I can help with that, once everyone is less occupied. <3" if gaster started paying attention now, he'd have no clue that barchar has just threatened fta. Nor that fta existed, but eh.
MettatonSEX: ((she's trans-parent
Gaster: ((although most of tumblr hates caitlyn jenner bc she's republican and kinda homophobic
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Barchar: (a homophobic Trans person? )
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Barchar: (really? )
Smol Asriel: ((See Chris chan
Hyper: [sub]"Anyways, he has a liquid candy similar to carmel or melted chocolate."[/sub]
Gaster: ((it can happen
MettatonSEX: ((she is... Unfortunate.
Hyper: [sub]"It tastes like a mix of both."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: Hyper shut your mouth.
Smol Asriel: ((Chris chan is still worse
Barchar: (I mean, you'd think that she'd have to have been gay at some point in her life, unless she's ace I guess)
MettatonSEX: I'll refuse to add a speaker.
Smol Asriel: Well... Is there or isn't there?
Hyper: [sub]"..Mettaton, don't be so rude."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: ((even if she was thats no excuse
: The Forgotten Asriel: * Metta gets a text. [I can remove all sound hardware...]
MettatonSEX: There is no candy.
Hyper: [sub]"Anyways, he DOES have candy. In way."[/sub]
Hyper: In a way*
Hyper: fuck
Smol Asriel: ...
Hyper: *
Smol Asriel: Let's just settle this.
MettatonSEX: [Do it. Unless Hyper proves he can be mature take it out.{
MettatonSEX: *]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "Is that a threat..."
Smol Asriel: reaches a hand to Azzy's pants line
Gaster: ((honestly the whole kardashian/jenner family is a mess lmao
Hyper: [sub]"Hoo boy. It's gettin' hot in here."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: gently pushes it away.
Smol Asriel: ...
Barchar: "What? No. I wouldn't threaten you, you're my best friend! <3"
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
Hyper: [sub]"..Mettaton, just let him do it. It's an experiment."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: glares
Smol Asriel: Well there's [i] something [/i] in there
MettatonSEX: reaches into each pocket, revealing no candy.
MettatonSEX: No candy.
Smol Asriel: Oh
MettatonSEX: crosses his arms and sighs.
Smol Asriel: You lied hyper
Hyper: [sub]"I said INSIDE the pants, dummie."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: ...
Smol Asriel: Oh, ok
MettatonSEX: Hyper.
Barchar: is A TINY BIT UNSTABLE
Smol Asriel: I did feel something was in there
Hyper: [sub]"Also, Metta, I bet you spoiled Santa Clause for your kids early."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: I did not.
Smol Asriel: reaches over while the two are arguing
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He gives zero fucks. Joseph the Second.
MettatonSEX: Santa is most definitely rel.
Hyper: [sub]"With this attitude, I can assume that."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: *real
Smol Asriel: opens the chest of wonders
Smol Asriel: . . .
Corsiva: frowns. "Yes you did! You told me santa dies in that movie!"
Smol Asriel: That's not candy...
MettatonSEX: sees this and shuts AD's pants.
: B [Jack] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: Okay that was once.
MettatonSEX: That was in the movie, though.
Nance: ((That feeling when you've been doing super well on FFX but now your dad wants the TV so he can watch TV, despite him having a TV in his room so now you can't play FFX and you were really in the mood for some FFX.))
MettatonSEX: ((kill him
Smol Asriel: has already seen everything
Gaster: ((challenge him to ffx
Jack: ((oh jeez I started an actual discussion on gender politics))
Hyper: [sub]"..That was the candy sack?"[/sub]
Barchar: (the best part is that due to infinite universes, Santa IS real)
Jack: ((Sorry everyone))
Nance: ((He's stopped just after Seymour Flux. I'm almost to Yunalesca.))
Smol Asriel: That's not a candy sack!
Nance: ((This is FUCKING HAPPENING))
Barchar: (yeah for, like, two minutes)
: The Forgotten Asriel: * Metta gets another text. [There.] A picture attached of a disconnected "sound module".
MettatonSEX: goes to Smol Asriel and whispers what a penis is to him, discreetly.
MettatonSEX: [Good]
Smol Asriel: ...
Smol Asriel: Oh...
MettatonSEX: I'm so sorry
Smol Asriel: So... That's what that is?
Hyper: [sub]"I blame Metta for being an uptight spoiling asshole."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: is still waiting to see Jack's reaction to his demonstration of the anydoor.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
Smol Asriel: But, I don't have that.
Barchar: happily sits back down next to tfa.
Jack: (("I blame Metta's tight asshole" FTFY Hyper))
Smol Asriel: ((Ads gonna be so pissed
Hyper: ((10/10
Smol Asriel: ((Or overjoyed
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( I am now looping Roots by Imagine Dragons. )
Hyper: ((Hyper is gonna have some explaining to do
Smol Asriel: ((Either way a kid saw his dick
Jack: [font=palatino]-walks back in from the bathroom-[/font]
Smol Asriel: Do all Asriels have that?
MettatonSEX: ...Not everyone has one, but you do. I mean you have one, it's just small.
MettatonSEX: No.
Jack: [font=palatino]So, that's that.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Most do.
Smol Asriel: checks his pants
Smol Asriel: Nope
Gaster: Yes.
Hyper: [sub]"Metta started the argument, which led up to you losing your innocence. I am very sorry for that, Smolsriel."[/sub]
Barchar: (wut)
MettatonSEX: It grows over time. It'll be bigger when you're an adult.
Smol Asriel: ...
Hyper: [sub]"Mmhm. Mine is over twenty inches long!"[/sub]
Gaster: ((WOWIE
Barchar: (is asrismol seriously fucking sexless okay that's normal)
Smol Asriel: ((no
MettatonSEX: I'm making yours 2" for that.
Smol Asriel: I don't even see a small one...
MettatonSEX: ...
Jack: (("When it that small it's called a clit"))
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Would the human body even able to support a dick longer than one foot )
Smol Asriel: There's a hole
MettatonSEX: Oh.
MettatonSEX: explains the vagina.
Smol Asriel: ((Ruining a child's innocence is always fun
Smol Asriel: Oh... Ok
Hyper: [sub]"Mettaton, if you make the robot dick two inches, I will fight you."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: That means you don't have a penis.
Gaster: ((i've read somewhere that if it got a boner you'd pass out 'cause there's too much blood in the massive dick
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( I thought so )
MettatonSEX: I will disassemble you, Hyper.
Jack: ((*explains dick and vagina* "Oh ok"))
Jack: ((kek))
Smol Asriel: Dick?
Barchar: (oh. Asrismol is a girl. Okay. )
MettatonSEX: I'm making you. I can destroy you just as easily.
MettatonSEX: ((no, not necessarily
: mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [] is now Joseph Volante Ardiccioni [].
Hyper: [sub]"Watch what my boyfriend says about that."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: ((asrismol is dfab
Barchar: (usually if there's a hole)
Jack: ((let's not go gender politics again))
Smol Asriel: ((I'm just going for comedy here you do whatever you want
Barchar: (I dont expect a kid this young to know or care about this)
Jack: ((please everyone shut up and RP before someone starts an argument))
Hyper: [sub]"So, don't be a little bitch with me, 'aight? Your threats are bullshit."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: ((ITS TIME TO STOP
MettatonSEX: You wanna fucking go?
Smol Asriel: . . .
MettatonSEX: I'll make your robot form uglier than my Alphys!
: Joseph: * Joseph appears next to Metta.
: Joseph: * "Whoa hey"
Jack: [font=palatino]-Enters the Anydoor with a gleam in his eye-[/font]
Smol Asriel: sits back on Azzy's lap
Nance: ((Weeeeelp. I guess I'll just be stalking the empty Boden room. Feel free to ping me if... oh wait. Pings don't work on stuff like MSPARP :P
MettatonSEX: ((oh, ok
Gaster: considers following Jack to keep him out of trouble.
: B [Jack] disconnected.
Hyper: [sub]"Your Alphys made a horrible creation in her image, then."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: can't stop thinking about dicks and pussies
: Joseph: * "I have control over his hardware."
: Joseph: * "I could make him run Windows Vista if this doesn't stop."
MettatonSEX: storms off home, and brings back the basic skeleton.
Smol Asriel: 's RPer is going to assume that Metta didn't associate a gender with the genitals for obvious reasons
Hyper: * He leans back into the couch.
MettatonSEX: ((well yeah
MettatonSEX: ((i mean
MettatonSEX: ((genitals =/= gender
Smol Asriel: ((Ye
Hyper: [sub]"What are yah gonna do with that, eh?"[/sub]
: Joseph: * "Metta..."
MettatonSEX: throws it to the ground, slams his heel on it, and takes one of the arms.
: Joseph: * "Weren't we gonna give him some badass LED-WHOA"
Smol Asriel: . . .
Hyper: [sub]"Great job. You're acting like a twelve year old."[/sub]
Hyper: * He snickers.
Smol Asriel: just crawls back into his pillow fort
MettatonSEX: Compare me to her one more time, you dried cunt.
: Joseph: * Joseph just pulls Metta back somehow.
Smol Asriel: Cunt?
: Joseph: * "Seriously..."
Gaster: looks over at his husband. "Just what the hell is going -[i]oooooh[/i].
: Joseph: * "Calm down..."
Smol Asriel: still has his snoot le poking out
MettatonSEX: not happening, he's 825 pounds
: Joseph: * (This is the real Joseph showing)
Hyper: [sub]"Well, you both hate each other."[/sub]
: Joseph: * ". . ."
Smol Asriel: ((* snoot le
Gaster: ((YO SLARV
Hyper: [sub]"That's something you two share, I assume."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: ((Autocorrect making me into a goddamn 9gagger
Smol Asriel: ((Wut bby
Gaster: ((ANOTHER FANGAME MAKER REBLOGGED THAT SPRITE YOU DID
Smol Asriel: (oshit
Barchar: snaps to mettaton. She dashes over, puttin an incorporeal arm through his head. "Put. The arm. Back." she whispered
MettatonSEX: pulls on the arm, the skeleton creaking as it's strained.
Gaster: ((HANG ON I'LL SHOW YOU THE TAGS
: Joseph: * "Metta! You just fucking ruined the frame..."
Hyper: * He chuckles.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/aisd17
Hyper: [sub]"Wow."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: I. Can. Fix it. If I want.
: Joseph: * "............."
Smol Asriel: ((Yay I'm scary
Hyper: [sub]"You should go eat a few marshmellows. Chill."[/sub]
Barchar: floats away,smiling slightly.
Smol Asriel: ((I had a lot of fun with that sprite
MettatonSEX: unscrews the hand and uses it to slap Hyper, before screwing it back on.
: Joseph: * Joseph just screams in anger and takes out what appears to be the hardware for the robot in its entirety. He throws it against the wall and it shatters into pieces.
Hyper: * The hand passes right through, yet still gives him a little jolt of pain.
Barchar: doesn't know if gaster would have seen that. Wouldn't care either way, in character
Hyper: [sub]"Fuckerdoodles!"[/sub]
Smol Asriel: eventually goes to sleep under his pillow pile, he makes a mental note to ask big goat about what those mysterious "cunt" and "ducks" terms were. He enters a confused sleep
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: forces the skeleton back into correct position. It's fixed.
Barchar: tenses up, glaring at joseph
Gaster: jumps. "Jesus.."
Hyper: [sub]"That's good. Now take back everything you said about me, and we'll be fine."[/sub]
: Joseph: * He then takes out other hardware. The shattered hardware was just some other outdated hardware.
MettatonSEX: Take back everything you said first.
Hyper: [sub]"No."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: I made this. I can break it just as easily.
: Joseph: * He works on Hyper's actual hardware now, removing everything related to sound.
: Joseph: * "Metta, that makes it sound really flimsy and not durable..."
Hyper: [sub]"Oh boy, you're gonna tear it apart! Does it look like I care?"[/sub]
MettatonSEX: It's more durable than you think.
Barchar: floats over to hyper doing something similar to what she did to mettaton, thiugh far gentler. "Asriel, do it." she said gently
Hyper: [sub]"Take back everything you said about me."[/sub]
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] is now Molotov Cocktails worth of Bubbles [Maxie Rogers].
: Yazan [Auger] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: You first, hon.
Auger: (Hey
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Hyper: * He practically ignores Bar Chara, too absorbed in the conversation.
Hyper: ((hi
Barchar: floats back. She'd just let this run its course, by this point
Hyper: [sub]"Hell no."[/sub]
Auger: ((Eating KFC on japan
Auger: (In japan*
MettatonSEX: You compared me to the person I hate most in this world or any other.
Barchar: looked displeased, but if there wasn't much she could do, there wasn't much she could do
: Joseph: * (Yazan where are the pictures)
Maxie Rogers: -Well golly gee it sure is a good thing that little Maxie isn't here to be scarred by all of this absolute nonsense going on! Nah, she's probably already fast asleep like a good daughter.-
MettatonSEX: Take. It. Back.
: Joseph: * (Would Joseph see barchar? Joseph is just a soulless clone)
MettatonSEX: Then I'll take back the shit I said about you, and even give you a nice dong.
Hyper: [sub]"Nah. Start being more friendly to me and you have one percent more of a better chance of me apologizing."[/sub]
Auger: (Ive been busy but i got some. Whats a good blog site for pictures
: Joseph: * ( tumblr )
Barchar: (unless Joseph is in a weird state of questionable existence, no. )
MettatonSEX: ...I'm making you a body.
Hyper: [sub]"I know."[/sub]
Auger: (Also theres no free wifi anywhere in japan
Gaster: ((Really? Huh.
Hyper: [sub]"You're acting like a complete bitch right now, though."[/sub]
Auger: (Its all locked
MettatonSEX: I'll make it soft on the outside and exactly how you want and take back everything I said. Just take back what you said.
Hyper: [sub]"You better fucking apologize to me first, then."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: I'm sorry for nearly breaking your body.
MettatonSEX: Now you.
Hyper: [sub]"Make it more sincere."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: ...
Hyper: [sub]"You didn't sound like you meant it."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: repeats it like he means it.
MettatonSEX: Now you.
Barchar: scoffed. She loved asriel-of course, everybody did! But he could be so stubborn sometimes
Hyper: [sub]"I'm sorry that I insulted you."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: Thank you.
MettatonSEX: I'm taking back what I said about you.
Auger: (Gonna get so pictures. Myth remind to set up a tumblr this weekend
: Joseph: * ( K )
Hyper: [sub]"Good."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: Now, darling, was that so hard?
Hyper: [sub]"Yes."[/sub
MettatonSEX: ...
Hyper: ((fuck
Auger: Dont know why I can find wifi
: Joseph: * ( You could just call me Daytona )
Auger: (Ttyl
: Joseph: * ( bye )
MettatonSEX: brings the body back to his time
MettatonSEX: ((k
Barchar: sighs, shaking her head
: Yazan [Auger] disconnected.
Hyper: * He leans back into the couch, and sighs.
: Joseph: * [Metta]
MettatonSEX: returns, then goes and reclines on the couch. He's taking up like three cushions, the dick.
MettatonSEX: [What]
Gaster: crosses his arms, shaking his head.
: Joseph: * [When are we going to connect the body to everything?]
MettatonSEX: [Tomorrow.]
: Joseph: * [Hardware and system is ready. I removed the sound components just for you.]
Barchar: gives hyper an incorporeal, invisible ghost hug before returning to tfa. "Sorry. Had to help handle that."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "oh hey"
MettatonSEX: [I need to see the hardware so I can connect it. And put the sound back in.]
: Joseph: * [It's right here. Sound is back in]
Hyper: * He feels his sins crawling on his outlined back.
: Joseph: * Joseph appears next to Metta, smiling, holding the completed hardware.
Barchar: isn't disappearing whenever she gets about ten feet away from tfa anymore. He can pretty much see her wherever.
MettatonSEX: takes it, takes pictures of every angle, then returns it.
: Joseph: * "Do you actually, like, need it?"
MettatonSEX: No, just pictures so I know what to install.
MettatonSEX: So that everything connects.
: Joseph: * "Alright."
: Joseph: * ( Volante, Volante, Volante... )
MettatonSEX: sighs, sinking his back into the arm of the couch.
Hyper: ((i successfully made this form of hyper look like a stubborn bitch yay
: Joseph: * ( Joseph right now is Serious Work Joseph )
Hyper: (( [color=#FF0000]:)[/color]
Barchar: (but barchar still loves you BBY <3)
MettatonSEX: peers into his shirt pocket. [sub]"You're lucky you didn't have to deal with that shit, mi amigo."[/sub]
: Joseph: * ( I should make my Skype name "Daytona <3"
Gaster: gets up and sits on the couch next to his husbando.
: Joseph: * Microton nods, looking tired.
MettatonSEX: pats his pocket gently.
MettatonSEX: turns so that he's actually sitting.
: Joseph: * ( my friend called my username "smexy" )
MettatonSEX: Aaaaaaaaand he leans on hid husband.
Gaster: ((what
MettatonSEX: *his
Gaster: holds Mettaton close, as Corsiva slowly inches between the two of them.
: Joseph Volante Ardiccioni [] is now A little meme. [].
MettatonSEX: hugs both family members.
Gaster: Hello, darling.
: MicrotonEX: * "Hi, darling." He looked up at Metta from the pocket.
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: Hello, darlings.
MettatonSEX: ((darling
: MicrotonEX: * ( DAHLIN )
Hyper: * The outline gets up, and walks over to a table. He sits down, making sure nobody else was sitting at that specific table, and buries his face into his arms.
MettatonSEX: unhugs, but still leans on his darling Gaster.
Hyper: (([i]daaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhlinnnnnnmmmm[/i]
: MicrotonEX: * ( Microton one day will be in Mettas shirt pocket and he will say "I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS, DARLING" and ends with a scream )
MettatonSEX: ((daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg
Barchar: (you know, I'm thinking hyper might actually get glimpses of barchar. Maybe. )
MettatonSEX: ((oh no
Barchar: (oh no?)
Smol Asriel: is sleep
MettatonSEX: ((please no scream
: MicrotonEX: * ( A feminine scream )
Barchar: (oh)
Smol Asriel: purrs softly
MettatonSEX: gently pats his miniature counterpart on the head with a finger.
Smol Asriel: is asleep like his RPer
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: ((gn
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MettatonSEX: ((howdy
Ant: ((ayy
Hyper: ((i'm tired af so gn everybody
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Ant: ((gn
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Maxie Rogers: ((Holy fuck why am I this tired at 9 PM Okay I'm going to go lie down now))
Glamor: [font=glamor]((guess who appears tomorrow[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((k
Maxie Rogers: ((Dwayne Johnson))
Ant: ((I'm probably not gonna be on long I just wanted to show up for a little while because I didn't feel like studying
Corsiva: ((GLAMOR HYPE
Barchar: (I should probably sleep too)
Gaster: ... I can't believe the baby's coming soon...
anon: (glamor hype!!)
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Ant: ((I'm now old enough to see R rated movies on my own so that happened...
MettatonSEX: I know...
Ant: ((Aaaand everyone's going to sleep...
MettatonSEX: ((happy birth
Gaster: ((bIRTY
: MicrotonEX: * ( hiiiiii anttt )
Gaster: ((wtf
MettatonSEX: ((birty
anon: (Happy birty)
Ant: ((My aunt sent me a picture that was a cartoon avatar of herself as the doctor who delivered me. As though she was the first face I saw 17 years ago
Barchar: does a weird, incorporeal stretch. "Ahhh...im sl e
MettatonSEX: ((wow
Barchar: (goddammit enter too soon)
Ant: ((That was the strangest birthday text I have ever gotten))
Barchar: is suddenly out like a weird ghost light
: MicrotonEX: * ( I want the amazing book is not on fire for my birthday )
: MicrotonEX: * ( GIRRRR )
: MicrotonEX: * "..." Metta can probably feel Microton tossing and turning in his pocket.
Ant: ((Hardcover is 10.93 but paperback is 45. Seems legit.
: MicrotonEX: * ( IKR )
MettatonSEX: looks down. "Are you alright, darling?"
Ant: ((I got the concert tickets I wanted and my great grandmother sent me 20 bucks))
: MicrotonEX: * He yawns. "Totally. Yes..Very....."
MettatonSEX: ...Tired?
Ant: (( Now I have to go make friends because I got 2 tickets ))
MettatonSEX: ((lol good luck
: MicrotonEX: * ( -raises their hand and quickly puts it down- )
Ant: (( Well...
: MicrotonEX: * ( i want to see P!ATD in july )
MettatonSEX: Are you tired, darling?
: MicrotonEX: * "....Yes....."
Ant: (( I'm seeing Cage The Elephant in june ))
: MicrotonEX: * ( niice )
MettatonSEX: Then, I'll take you home, okay?
Ant: ((Except I'm really only there for Portugal. The Man whose coming with them))
: MicrotonEX: * ( Its Weezer AND P!ATD. It sounds too good to be true )
Gaster: picks up Corsiva, who has drifted off.
Ant: (( Not really a P!ATD fan but I like Weezer ))
: MicrotonEX: * "Okay..."
MettatonSEX: ((i went to a concert with kiss and chuck berry opened
: MicrotonEX: * ( lol )
MettatonSEX: ((*buck cherry
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: MicrotonEX: * ( Juan's band name is Cross. The Border. )
MettatonSEX: goes home, bc fuck walking rp, and very gently sets Microton in the soft doll bed from earlier.
: MicrotonEX: * "Goodnight, darling."
Ant: (( Anyone gonna be in the Seattle area on june 19th who wants to awkwardly go to a concert with an internet freind. (I promise not to shank anyone) ))
MettatonSEX: Goodnight, darling.
MettatonSEX: gives his friend a goodnight kiss, as is customary with Mettaton. He's an affectionate dork.
Gaster: follows Mettaton home, and tucks in Corsiva.
Ant: (( Wait no nevermind. I have no way of explaining that to my parents with out getting a lecture about catfish or something ))
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MettatonSEX: goes to Corsiva's room to give her a goodnight kiss as well.
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: MicrotonEX: * ( Cross. The Border. - Stop! It is I! )
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Gaster: smiles at Mettaton. "So wonderful..."
Jack: [font=palatino]-re-enters the bar, obviously happy-[/font]
MettatonSEX: nods.
MettatonSEX: Let's go back. Let them both rest.
Ant: (( I've got three months to make a friend irl or else I'm going to a concert with my dad...this is a terrifying social ultimatum ))
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Gaster: Alright.
: MicrotonEX: * ( Who here would go to a Cross. The Border. concert )
MettatonSEX: ((i would probably
Jack: ((well I mean))
Lua: ((I don't go to concerts, so prob not me.))
MettatonSEX: returns to the bar
Ant: (( I haven't heard of that band. Is that a band? ))
MettatonSEX: ((it's juan's band
: MicrotonEX: * ( It's Juan's band )
Jack: ((It's not like making friends is so hard))
anon: (Im gonna head to bed, gn everyone)
Gaster: also returns.
: MicrotonEX: * ( Cross. The Border. is doing a concert on friday )
Gaster: ((goodnight
: MicrotonEX: * ( Blooky opens )
Jack: ((Or perhaps I just have a way with it)
Jack: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: ((gn darling!
Jack: [font=palatino]-is just sitting there, grinning-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((sweet dreams my meme
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anon: (Gn vivi ily!!!)
Gaster: ((you probably do, i have a horrible time making friends irl
Ant: (( "Hi I'm an Agender tumblr user who RPs on the internet. Do you wanna go to a concert by a popular indie band just to see the other band that's with them that no one's ever heard of?" ))
MettatonSEX: ((ily
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Gaster: ((then again being bullied mercilessly through middleschool probably didn't help my social standing
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Jack: (( I was talking to some relatively new friends the other day, and they remarked on how I basically just wormed my way in somehow))
MettatonSEX: ((iktf, chime
Jack: ((apparently I was a pity friend, and then somehow I wasn't))
MettatonSEX: Hello, Jack. You seem overly joyful.
Ant: ((I wasn't bullied mercilessly. I just became friends with the bullies and got bullied passive agressively and had no "real" friends.))
Jack: ((Or maybe I've just been a pity friend this whole time))
Jack: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((youre not a pity friend here
Ant: (( I was probably also kind of a pity friend... ))
Jack: ((This is the shit that keeps me up at night))
: MicrotonEX: * ( I'd go to a concert with my dad. Maybe. )
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Gaster: looks at Jack. "So, how was it?"
Jack: ((Someday I'll realize I've had Downs' this whole time and nobody's had the heart to tell me))
Jack: [font=palatino]Just brilliant.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Within a year, I'll be filthy rich.[/font]
Ant: (( I sometimes wonder if I have a minor case of Asperger's ))
Lua: ((So I just realized that in the newer kirby games, whenever they reference something from the older games, say Masked DeDeDe, they always fake out with using the normal boss theme, then half way through the fight, they use an updated version of their actual theme.))
MettatonSEX: ((nice
MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful.
Gaster: Oh? What did you do?
Jack: [font=palatino]These guys... They don't even have movies! Yet.[/font]
Gaster: ... Ooooh.
Lua: ((The only reason I noticed this is because I was listening to random kirby soundtracks through youtube, then it got autoplayed to Galacta Knight's battle, then to Masked Dedede's battles.))
Jack: [font=palatino]Just some shitty YouTube that's been up since the fifties somehow.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: Huh.
Jack: [font=palatino]I'm going to make Citizen Kane. I'm going to make Star Wars. I'm going to make billions![/font]
MettatonSEX: Wonderful.
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks to Mettaton-[/font]
Gaster: But how do you know they'll like those?
Jack: [font=palatino]Ever wanted to be C-3PO?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-turns to Gaster-[/font]
Lua: ((Holy shit, I love Jack))
Jack: [font=palatino]Why wouldn't they?[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...I mean, I could.
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Gaster: shrugs. "Nobody was expecting Star Wars to be a hit. I've seen a few timelines where it bombed catastrophically."
Lua: kinda passed out earlier. Oops.
Jack: ((ing off in the shower))
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Jack: [font=palatino]Really, now?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-thinks-[/font]
: *Ant walks in
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, I'll do it in a bunch of timelines.[/font]
Ant: Hello, everyone!
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Jack: [font=palatino]Most of them will like it. I'll turn a profit.[/font]
Gaster: I suppose that's fair.
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Jack: [font=palatino]I don't have to get stories from that Bible of yours and sell them as fantasy novels anymore![/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
: * Ant sits down on the couch
MettatonSEX: Wait what?
Jack: [font=palatino]Not that... Not that... Well...[/font]
Gaster: ... I'm... I'm sorry, what?
Jack: [font=palatino]I just hot basic plot synopses.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]*got[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]I didn't, you know, copy it verbatim.[/font]
: * Ant overheard what Jack was saying
Ant: ...
Jack: [font=palatino]What's funny about it is, there's something really odd about the whole thing.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ........
Jack: [font=palatino]Some stuff doesn't make sense.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]It's like there's a whole character missing.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
: A little meme. [] is now Cien Exordia Inversio [].
Jack: [font=palatino]Eh, I just edited one in.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]No big deal, right?[/font]
: * Ant mutters under his breath "As if it makes sense even with the extra character..."
: Cien: * Cien walks into the bar. They appear to have black hair and are wearing a blue jacket.
Gaster: isn't sure how to feel about this.
Lua: is still asleep. Also BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB.
MettatonSEX: is unsure of how to feel.
Jack: ((kek))
Lua: (("edited"-god damn it))
Jack: ((I love doing little continuity gags like that))
MettatonSEX: So... you used. Our stories? Our adventures?
Gaster: ((honestly if you made a novel series out of CAU i think it'd work a little like the discworld series
Lua: ((B, what did you just do?))
Gaster: ((all of them are connected but there's no real "correct" order in which to read them
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, I thought they were just stories.[/font]
: Cien: * Cien sat on the couch.
Ant: ...you used my death?
Gaster: ... Well, surprise. We're real.
MettatonSEX: can't contain himself. He goes NEO.
Jack: [font=palatino]And I'm sure some of it was just fiction anyw-[/font]
Gaster: Wait, darling!
MettatonSEX: How deep did you go?
Jack: [font=palatino]-blinks-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks him up and down-[/font]
Ant: You...USED...ME?! I died....so many times....
Lua: awakens from the Neo transformation.
Jack: [font=palatino]Not deep enough, apparently.[/font]
: Cien: * "What...?"
Gaster: ... Do you know about his Alphys?
Ant: And....the massacre....
MettatonSEX: Tell me what you saw!
: Cien: * "I must've entered at an inappropriate time."
Jack: [font=palatino]That's pretty cool. What is that form called? Where'd you learn it?[/font]
Lua: ...What's going on?
Jack: [font=palatino]You want to know what I know?[/font]
: Cien: * ( ALSO https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_Cien )
Gaster: Did you [i]write[/i] about his Alphys?
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, my books are on sale just about anywhere.[/font]
Ant: ....Is ther ever a good time to enter this place?
Ant: This place is almost nothing but "bad times"
Jack: [font=palatino]*sold, not on sale[/font]
Gaster: I need to know if you turned a profit off of my husband's abuse.
Jack: [font=palatino]Abuse?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Nope, didn't know about it.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Some of that shit is PRIVATE! -The cannon is shot just a foot above Jack's head. Thankfully, Grillby has reinforced the walls in the past decade.-
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Anyway... As I was saying...[/font]
MettatonSEX: T-tell us everything you know!
Jack: [font=palatino]Abuse makes for a good story. If you ever reconsider, Mettaton, I'll be sure to get you a big piece of the pie.[/font]
: Cien: * They looked at Ant. "Oh."
Jack: [font=palatino]Jesus, you two are going crazy over nothing.[/font]
MettatonSEX: aims the cannon directly at Jack.
Lua: Wait, what?
Jack: [font=palatino]I changed the names and stuff anyw-[/font]
Gaster: stands up and walks over calmly.
MettatonSEX: Nobody will profit from my abuse. Is that clear?
Jack: [font=palatino]-blinks-[/font]
Lua: ((-and f-smashes-))
Jack: [font=palatino]How about breaking even?[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((mettaman
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Gaster: No.
Jack: [font=palatino]Fair enough.[/font]
MettatonSEX: NOBODY. PROFITS. FROM. MY. ABUSE.
MettatonSEX: The cannon is shaking.
Jack: [font=palatino]Not even you?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
MettatonSEX: It's too much of a debt in my life to orofit from.
MettatonSEX: *profit
Jack: [font=palatino]Look, the point is a nonissue.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]I'm making money other ways now[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks about, to what going on, and stuff.
Jack: [font=palatino]Just... Point that thing somewhere else.[/font]
Ant: (( I'm gonna go to sleep ))
MettatonSEX: Whatever copies you have left. Destroy them.
MettatonSEX: ((gnight
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, everyone. What's happening?"
MettatonSEX: Discontinue it.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: motions to Mettaton aiming at Jack in NEO form.
Lua: Something about books and Mettaton's abuse.
Jack: [font=palatino]Jesus H. Christ. I already told you, I never wrote about your damn abuse.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Books and abuse?"
MettatonSEX: If anyone bothered to look, it'd be clear that he's crying.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...welp."
MettatonSEX: There could still be things in there that nobody wants revealed to the public!
: Cien: * Cien looked at AD. "Hi!"
Lua: ...Yeah, I was awoken in a similar fashion, so I didn't hear everything.
Jack: [font=palatino]So you can put that cannon any damn where else, before I have to add another chapter in that hypothetical book that let's be clear doesn't exist.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy. I don't think we've met."
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks over to, and extends a hand to Cien.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nice to meet you. I'm Asriel."
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns to The fight, and asks "What did he write in the books?"
Gaster: Us. He wrote about us.
Lua: ((Also, I just learned the most important tidbit of info, Hitler only had one testicle.))
MettatonSEX: drops the cannon, but still looks directly into Jack's eyes. "Tell me what you wrote about. Specifically."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What about us?"
Jack: [font=palatino]I wrote about fictional people with different names who happened to have similar-[/font]
Gaster: ((haha one ball hitler
: Cien: * Cien shakes his hand. "I'm Cien."
Jack: [font=palatino]I'll talk as soon as I'm sure you won't blast my damn head off for stuttering. Psycho.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((haha one ball fopdoodle
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns back to Cien."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nice to meet you, Cien."
MettatonSEX: Don't call me that.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What does Cien look like?))
Jack: [font=palatino]Don't point your phallic plasma cannon at my face![/font]
MettatonSEX: I won't blast your head off, not unless you wrote about things that are meant to stay secret and refuse to discontinue them.
MettatonSEX: And it doesn't look like a dick.
: Cien: * ( Black-haired 5'10 androgynous person )
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, it sure is attached to one![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((k))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd assume you're a human?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH SHIT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OHHHH SHIT))
MettatonSEX: Chainsaw whirs are audible.
: Cien: * She nods. "Yep!"
Gaster: You've got a lot of balls to call him that while he's got a weapon pointed at your face.
Jack: [font=palatino]Now, hold still as I recite one and a half thousand pages of book.[/font]
MettatonSEX: The whirs stop. "Just tell me what you wrote so I don't have to blast you to pieces."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I have a feeling the different names are things like "Fettaton." And "Haster." And "Glasriel."))
Lua: Alright, someone felt like pissing off the most emotional person here.
Jack: [font=palatino]Oh wait, I can't recite one and a half pages of book.[/font]
MettatonSEX: is a weapon in NEO form.
Jack: [font=palatino]Want to know why?[/font]
Lua: Who also happens to be the most dangerous one here.
Jack: [font=palatino]*one and a half thousand[/font]
: Cien: * ( Holy shit I need sleep )
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits next to them
MettatonSEX: Why.
Jack: [font=palatino]Because I don't have fifteen hundred pages of head, that's why![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wel, it's nice to meet you. Seems like some stuff is going on."
Jack: [font=palatino]And everyone who does has autism or some shit.[/font]
: Cien: * "Yeah..."
MettatonSEX: ...Just tell us what you wrote, and don't say that.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anything you want to say about yourself?"
: Cien: * ( I meant Cien looks androgynous )
Jack: [font=palatino]Hell, I don't even remember everything I wrote.[/font]
: Cien: * "Uh..."
Gaster: Oh, god, surely there's some... tv tropes page or something...
MettatonSEX: ((dude, my gf and some of my close friends are autistic, please dont say that
Jack: [font=palatino]Let me go get my physical copies so I can jog my memory.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Be back quickly.
Jack: ((I'm not that way in real life))
: Cien: * "I like the color blue..."
Jack: ((Jack is far more blunt, and there's a reason too))
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cool. I like green. You know, if you couldn't tell by my sweater."
: Cien: * "Green is nice..."
MettatonSEX: ((still, please dont say that, i dont want anyone here to end up getting upset
: Cien: * ( brb )
MettatonSEX: ((k
Jack: ((I know autistic people; I don't hate them; and Jack wasn't using it as a run-of-the-mill insult))
Jack: ((It was used literally))
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Jack: ((You know, Rain Man?))
Jack: ((Shit that second semicolon should have been a comma I think))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah. see, the way jack had been acting led me to think he was saying it rudely, so im sorry for the misunderstanding
Jack: ((np))
Jack: [font=palatino]-hurries out-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What's his deal?"
MettatonSEX: 's arms are shaking, a sign that he's pissed the fuck off.
Lua: So, while he's running for dear life, how exactly did he write about us?
MettatonSEX: I don't know.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You okay, Mettaton?"
: Cien: * ( back )
Gaster: He found some sort of... bible.
MettatonSEX: No.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh no))
MettatonSEX: I'm not.
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry about that. I'd try to help, but not sure what I can do."
: Cien: * "..." She looked around the room.
MettatonSEX: The headband and shirt from earlier are on the floor. The latter is in shreds.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
MettatonSEX: It's not like people can help.
: Cien: * ( im going to sleep )
Lua: Bible? That's.. interesting.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, that's not true."
Jack: ((Well now I'm torn))
: Cien: * She promptly leaves.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I bet I could help."
MettatonSEX: ((gn
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Jack: ((Jack could become a villain at this point))
Jack: ((But then again, I don't think I want him phased out as fast as villains usually are))
Jack: ((What do you think?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want me to try and help you feel better, Metta?"
Gaster: ((Up to you.
MettatonSEX: I only need confirmation that he didn't put private information in there.
Jack: [font=palatino]-Five books fly in through a open window-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I saw you we-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."
Gaster: runs and picks them up.
Jack: [font=palatino]-Three guesses as to what they are, but only the first one counts-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The bible))
MettatonSEX: screws off his cannon, then screws on his hand.
Gaster: *[s]It's all erotic novels loosely based on the ships[/s]
MettatonSEX: ((the books jack wrote
Jack: [font=palatino]-There's nothing particularly private; in fact, he even put effort into the fake names.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]*-[/font]
Lua: ((Wait, is each book separated by the main events that located?))
MettatonSEX: picks up one of the books and looks through it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "May I see one?"
Gaster: tosses AD a book. "Knock yourself out."
Jack: [font=palatino]-Each is just loosely based off one of the "arcs"-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: immediately looks for any section with him in it.
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Gaster: No, no, no, that's not how that went at all! Geez...
Jack: [font=palatino]-the B arc one doesn't even suck-[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ...
Jack: [font=palatino]-The name Asriel is never mentioned once, but by reading it you could figure out who each person is supposed to be-[/font]
MettatonSEX: It's... entirely fake, save for a few plot points.
Asriel_Dreemurr: closes the book
Gaster: Is that really the name he gave me? How awful.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I didn't see anything about me and Hyper so I think I'm good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: tosses the book back
Lua: ((So which arc books did you actually bring in?))
Jack: [font=palatino]-Also, a lot of the weird was scrubbed out to make easier reading-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whatever."
Gaster: Huh, good thing he didn't document that...
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, and lies on the couch
Jack: [font=palatino]-The Mettaton replacement, for example, is a bionic David Bowie-type human-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-still less weird than a ghost robot-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to sleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GN))
MettatonSEX: The only mention of this EX-688 having a bad past is in passing, and as something he doesn't talk about... Even though the characterization's a bit off in places... Holy shit.
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Jack: [font=palatino]-Gaster is simply an elderly yet perfectly respectable man with odd psychic abilities-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-it has a bit of a comic-book vibe to it, overall-[/font]
Jack: ((gn))
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Gaster: I have a feeling these might get a movie adaptation, actually...
MettatonSEX: rapidly switches between EX and NEO, but ends up EX.
Gaster: Hollywood eats this sort of stuff up.
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
MettatonSEX: But they'd totally end up heterowashing EX-688.
Jack: [font=palatino]-well aren't you a pessimist-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-like Hollywood isn't in love with token gays-[/font]
Gaster: ((brb looking up who invented wingdings
MettatonSEX: -to be fair, there are a lot of gay characters-
MettatonSEX: -they'd hetwash a few-
Gaster: He did mention an affair between him and Doctor Bigelow, who I'm assuming is supposed to be me.
MettatonSEX: Hm.
Jack: [font=palatino]-B is a lab experiment gone totally wrong. All traces of his timeline jumping to hunt Alphi are removed, leaving some of the drama over the Smolphys situation rather flat-[/font]
Jack: ((I'm horrible with names))
Jack: ((And yes, Alphi is now the plural of Alphys))
MettatonSEX: ((i just did EX and then MTT in phone code
Gaster: ((bigelow's one of the dudes who made wingdings
MettatonSEX: -Assuming EX-688 crushed the DTM, that's when his past was hinted at.-
Jack: [font=palatino]-BAsriel is frankly a bit of a mess. He obviously had a hard time getting her to work, and cut her out of the plot in a lot of places. Oh well, not like she's so important.-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-AD is the weird kid who follows around BAsriel, entirely thinking with his penis-[/font]
Gaster: Huh, Doctor Bigelow's first name is Ala. That's... genius.
MettatonSEX: I do like how he changed the location of the walkie-talkie to inside the back rather than inside the ass.
Jack: [font=palatino]-Corphys is your average mad scientist, but the backstory is a bit muddy. Again, the lack of timelines hampers a lot of plot points-[/font]
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Jack: [font=palatino]-The Frisks were all consolidated into one tag-along kid to simply things and shrink the roster-[/font]
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Jack: [font=palatino]*simplify[/font]
MettatonSEX: goes to the window where the books were thrown from. "Jack, if you're there, I want to apologize for nearly blasting your head off."
Jack: [font=palatino]-The books cover heavily overhauled B and Void arcs, along with a more accurate OTRG arc (two books!)-[/font]
Lua: ((Asked that 10 minutes ago, but whatever.))
Jack: [font=palatino]-one of the books is just a rough draft, a reworking of the ßTRG with more actions and a proper ending.-[/font]
Gaster: Huh. This draft is... recent.
Jack: ((Well, I didn't get around to it until now))
Gaster: looks for any mentions of his daughter.
Jack: [font=palatino]-none-[/font]
Gaster: *Good.
Jack: [font=palatino]-She's totally irrelevant, and was purged-[/font]
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Gaster: *There were probably mentions of Sans and Papyrus at some point, though. He goes and checks again.
Lua: decides to check the OTRG books out.
Jack: [font=palatino]-Bigelow was never sick, his powers just waned-[/font]
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Jack: [font=palatino]-Sans was a joke character, Papyrus didn't exist-[/font]
Gaster: frowns. At least one of his children got a mention.
MettatonSEX: calls out again, sadder this time. "...I', sorry about earlier."
Jack: [font=palatino]-The OTRG torture scene did the whole thing justice, although the victims weren't timeline copies but legitimate clones-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Clone!Sans' death was bone-chilling as ever-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]*-[/font]
MettatonSEX: -wait how did he handle fused gaston-
Lua: ...Oh yeah. I actually kind of remember this.
Gaster: -if he handled fused gaston-
Lua: wonders how his previous identity was handled.
Gaster: ... Huh, he calls Sans "Dave." An interesting name choice.
Jack: [font=palatino]-Fused Gaston confused him too much, so he cut it altogether-[/font]
Gaster: -That's probably where the mentions of the affair between EX-688 and Bigelow came in, then.-
Jack: [font=palatino]-The ßTRG wasn't written for a twist, by the way. The ßoss/B duality was played for dramatic irony, where only the readers knew of his double identity. It really brought out the drama of the situation, without relying on a cheap twist-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Jack: ((Hope this whole thing is at least kinda making up for the anticlimax of the ßTRG))
MettatonSEX: ((it totally is
Gaster: ((it is
MettatonSEX: slumps over the edge of the window, kind of upset that he was being a cock.
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Gaster: wonders just how popular these books are.
Jack: [font=palatino]-Jack is taking a few deep breaths right outside and to the left of the front door. No visibility.-[/font]
Gaster: also realizes Jack could totally get away with a self-insert now.
Lua: continues reading.
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Jack: [font=palatino]-The Bible is missing, by the way. Jack thought it was some odd magical self-writing book from the Libarby, while he just watched it update in real time. It's locked up somewhere at his house.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: decides to go out. He figures that apologizing ASAP is best. And oh look, right to his left. "Jack. I'm sorry for almost killing you, earlier, and for being such a dick."
Jack: [font=palatino]-jumps a little-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Accepted.[/font]
MettatonSEX: has reverted to EX zBy now.
MettatonSEX: Thank you.
MettatonSEX: *by
Jack: [font=palatino]-stands up-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-stretches-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-checks his watch-[/font]
MettatonSEX: And, your writing is actually really great.
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, would you look at th- thanks.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Of course.
Jack: [font=palatino]-yawns-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Holy gluteal folds, it's late. I need to get to a bed before I collapse into a paste.[/font]
MettatonSEX: If you want, I could show you to the inn.
Jack: [font=palatino]-begins to walk off-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Nah.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Alright. Take care, then.
Jack: [font=palatino]-A somewhat familiar device drops out of his pocket-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-jumps to put it back-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-just keeps walking, not looking back-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-it was a portable EMP-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ......
Gaster: goes outside. "Did everything go well?"
Jack: [font=palatino]-leaves earshot-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Wait just a goddamn second.
MettatonSEX: He had an EMP.
Gaster: ... He did.
Gaster: *?
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MettatonSEX: It fell from his pocket,
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Gaster: I think he was worried about you.
MettatonSEX: I understand why he would, after the stunt I pulled, yeah.
MettatonSEX: But still, rude.
Jack: ((ew, he dares to protect himself?))
Jack: ((rude as fuck))
MettatonSEX: ((metta's being a bit of a bitch as usual
Gaster: Rude? Well, he barely knows you.
MettatonSEX: ......
MettatonSEX: I guess.
Jack: ((He knows quite a bit about you))
MettatonSEX: He did write those books, though.
Jack: ((Which is why he got the EMP before he came back in the first place))
Gaster: Personally, I mean.
Gaster: After all, you did kind of point a cannon at his head.
MettatonSEX: ...Right.
Jack: ((I mean, would he really have talked that meh shit earlier without a weapon?))
Jack: [font=palatino]*much[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((true
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Jack: [font=palatino]-sure is glad he gave those two the cleaner version, without all the REALLY dark themes-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-but he knows they won't ever follow through and check-[/font]
Gaster: ((SON OF A BITCH
Jack: [font=palatino]-nah, they're not very thorough at all-[/font]
MettatonSEX: -you mean the ow the edge versions?-
Gaster: Hm. Perhaps I'll buy a few of the books.
Jack: ((Kek))
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Jack: [font=palatino]-oh come on now don't alter what your character would do just because I said something-[/font]
Gaster: Then again, I've already read them all, and spoiled the new one coming out.
Jack: (("Bitch you lived them"))
MettatonSEX: If you like them that much, it'd be good to own them, but, you know...
MettatonSEX: You lived them, Gaster.
MettatonSEX: Not exactly as the stories go, but you lived them.
Jack: ((This is the part where Mettaton starts calling him "Bigelow" for kinky sexy stuff))
Gaster: chuckles. "Yeah. If only he knew what I've seen."
Gaster: ((omg
MettatonSEX: He better not have written erotica.
MettatonSEX: That's the fanbase's job.
Jack: [font=palatino]-he didn't-[/font]
Gaster: ((surprise BigEX is one of the more popular parings in the fandom
Jack: ((No shit))
MettatonSEX: ((nice
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: I'm going to look up fanfictions.
Gaster: ((quick let's think of a weird crack pairing that fandom ships
Jack: ((Some freaks are really into Murpheus))
Jack: ((Murph being Alphys, Aqueous being B))
MettatonSEX: ((DavEX is an unfortunate ship.
MettatonSEX: ((EXqueous is a popular ship for hatefucking/revenge-fucking
MettatonSEX: ....
Gaster: ((add bigEX into the equation and you've got a kinky netonare fic
Gaster: Heh, who needs fanfiction when you've got the real thing?
MettatonSEX: Welp. I found a fic of you, me, and B. I'm done. I'm fucking done.
Jack: ((People like Juleous just for sheer levels of kink achievable))
Jack: ((Julie/Jules (BAsriel) x Aqueous))
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Gaster: ((aaaah
Jack: ((There's a bondage fic called Juleous Seize Her))
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MettatonSEX: ((lol
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Gaster: Oh dear
MettatonSEX: ...On a better note, there's a wireplay fic for us.
Jack: ((The best ship name, however, is Big Jules))
MettatonSEX: Wires and bondage with the wires. Huh.
Jack: ((Lenny))
MettatonSEX: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MettatonSEX: reads into this fic.
Gaster: ... Oooh, nice.
MettatonSEX: ...EX has prehensile wires, apparently. Interesting. Inaccurate, but really interesting.
Gaster: ((somehow, by complete coincidence, someone wrote a fic where Bigelow has another son named Chris
Jack: ((And then comes the part where they read the last book and get a new sympathy for B))
Gaster: ((Chris being the name of the guy who invented papyrus
MettatonSEX: ((NICE
Gaster: ((unfortunately chris is a really weird self-insert but it's the thought that counts
Gaster: ((like, chris is the best and he lets you know that
MettatonSEX: A bright magenta crosses the robot's face.
MettatonSEX: ((bur he's somehow lovable
Gaster: Ooooh, what did you find?
MettatonSEX: I'm reading the wireplay fic.
MettatonSEX: It's called 'Wire You Just Standing There?', with the pun in the title.
Gaster: ((he makes the best spaghetti in the whole wide world, the fic mentions this a lot
Gaster: snickers. "Nice."
Jack: ((There's an Aqueous x Hitler fic called Aqueous Solution))
Gaster: ((I feel terrible for laughing at that, mostly bc i think i woke up my mom
Jack: ((I love just doing worldbuilding like this))
Gaster: ((worldbuilding is the bomb, man
MettatonSEX: And EX is, I shit you not, "sending electric pulses through Alan, causing the elderly scientist to moan in masochistic pleasure".
Jack: (("We should try that sometime"))
Gaster: Electricity play? Huh...
Gaster: ((damn it now i'm tempted to draw fanart of these expies
MettatonSEX: ((so am i
Gaster: ((not boden fanart, just... fanart
Gaster: ((i've joined the fandom for jack's books oh no
MettatonSEX: ((EX-688 is gonna be shorter than mettaton, but still super tall
Jack: ((It's a shame nobody outside of this little clique knows what it is))
Gaster: ((also MV i'm very disappointed you didn't catch why I named Bigelow "Ala"
MettatonSEX: Oh, there's biting now. This is... wow.
Gaster: ((It's a part of the pelvis, commonly referred to as the "wing"
MettatonSEX: ((FUCK
Jack: ((What if someday someone digs all this up, and it achieves a cult following?))
Gaster: ((i'd have no idea how to feel
Jack: ((same))
MettatonSEX: ((i didnt learn that in class shh
MettatonSEX: ((same
Jack: ((They'd find this little exchange and laugh about it))
Jack: ((Do you realize we're basically writing the longest fanfic if all timr?))
Gaster: ((no, the longest fanfic of all time is a super smash brothers brawl fic
Jack: ((Except that long-ass Smash Br-))
Jack: ((Yeah))
Gaster: ((to be fair a lot of rps can get suuuuper long
Jack: ((I don't know though, I'd be pretty fucking flattered))
Gaster: ((i've had one that lasted an entire year on pbp alone
Jack: ((Play by post?))
Gaster: ((ye
Jack: ((I'd totally do an AMA))
Gaster: (("we're the nerds who rp cau, AUA
Jack: [font=palatino]IAmA B! AMA![/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-did not say that-[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...Another beautiful excerpt: "The android gave a chuckle as he pulled back. 'Oh, my dear Ala, even as a soft, vulnerable human, you manage to be absolutely stunning.' EX didn't give his lover a chance to respond as he resumed the passionate kiss, silicone lips pressing against flesh ones."
Jack: ((Kek))
Gaster: ... Ooooooh.
MettatonSEX: This is going in my bookmarks.
MettatonSEX: ((i wanna write Wire You Just Standing There?
Jack: ((do it))
Gaster: ((just DO IT
MettatonSEX: ((ill do my best
Jack: ((But at that point it isn't a fanfic anymore))
Jack: ((It's just a fic))
Gaster: ((i got stuck in the gaston thing i was writing lmao
MettatonSEX: ((its a fanfic of an rp that became a fic
MettatonSEX: ((i saw, youre stuck at ravioli
Gaster: ((it's a fanfic of books within the rp
Jack: (("I got stuck in the Gaston" -chime 2016))
Gaster: ((ravioli ravioli get me out of this writersblockoli
MettatonSEX: This is good shit.
Gaster: Hm. I wonder what other fanfictions they've written - what AUs they've thought of...
MettatonSEX: secretly hopes for a Borrowers AU but doesn't say it out loud. Mettaton please you fucking shit.
Jack: ((Strangely enough, a ship has emerged between Aqueous and a clone of himself called simply "Gayqueous"))
Jack: ((some moron added a Mexican in there, now it's called Gayqueso))
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Gaster: ((the juan expy
Jack: ((Trump hates it))
MettatonSEX: ((gayqueso is juan x aqueous
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Jack: ((Juan doesn't get a name change))
Jack: ((Why?))
Gaster: ((he's the juan and only
Jack: ((He's the only Juan))
Jack: ((FUCK YOU))
Gaster: looks up some fanfiction on his phone as well.
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Jack: ((jk ilu bby))
Gaster: Huh, here's a titanic au...
Gaster: ((i distinctly recall titanic aus being popular back when i read invader zim fanfic
MettatonSEX: There are a lot of fics that explore EX's robotic aspects, and his misunderstanding of humans.
Gaster: ((and by "Titanic au" i mean "they basically shoved various characters into different roles in titanic"
MettatonSEX: ((oh dear
MettatonSEX: opens up a fic and immediately blushes.
Gaster: ((i never took them seriously since the imagery of zim in rose's dress was too damn hilarious to me
Jack: ((Temnie = Timmy))
Gaster: Oh? Oh! Found a trollfic!
MettatonSEX: Nice.
MettatonSEX: N-nice.
Jack: ((Well I need to sleep))
Gaster: ((gn
MettatonSEX: ((gnight
MettatonSEX: blushes as hard as possible.
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Gaster: It's called "Dave's vaporwave advendture" and I think it's supposed to be a jjba - oh, what did you find?
MettatonSEX: I-it's a self insert... gore fic... and it's really well written and holy shit.
Gaster: ... Oh my.
MettatonSEX: And it's pretty much EX killing the reader in an attempt to study their organs up close and he's cold and robotic about it and it's really well written
Gaster: Again, Oh my.
MettatonSEX: maybe bookmarked it because he's disgusting
Gaster: Huh, fic where Aqueous is murdered... JuliexReader...
MettatonSEX: moves onto another fic. He's still really flustered.
Gaster: Cute fic about Timmy...
MettatonSEX: is going through the EX tag.
Gaster: just searched up the name of the unnamed series.
Gaster: This isn't a fic, it's just headcanons...
MettatonSEX: opens up a cute BigEX fic and sighs in relief, though he's still blushing like an idiot.
Gaster: Oh, Aliens made them do it for ... Bigqueous?
Gaster: Weird....
MettatonSEX: Ew.
Gaster: Oh, here's a pretty cute Big Jules one.
MettatonSEX: ...Pfft, that's a genius ship name,
MettatonSEX: kinda just bookmarks all the good EX-688 fics he finds.
Gaster: I mean, I'd never go for Fasriel, but... I'm okay with a good ship name - OH GOD
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Gaster: DALA
Gaster: WHAT THE FUCK
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MettatonSEX: What?
Gaster: Dave / Bigelow
MettatonSEX: OH GROSS
Gaster: They're not even apologetic that it's incest how disgusting
MettatonSEX: AUGH
MettatonSEX: Isn't Dave established to be 17, too?
Gaster: I... I could have sworn he's depicted as older...
MettatonSEX: I forget which character is 17.
Gaster: tabs back to [i]Dave
Gaster: ((shit hit enter
Gaster: [i]Dave's vaporwave advetdure[/i]
MettatonSEX: sighs, and looks for that trollfic.
MettatonSEX: finds it and... oh dear.
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ... Oh hey, someone linked another trollfic in the comments.
MettatonSEX: Is... is EX supposed to be DIO?!
Gaster: Mmmh. It's an unoriginal My Immortal parody... can't these people think of something new?
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: But yes, EX is Dio in the vaporwave fic.
MettatonSEX: I can't believe EX is a fucking stand-using vampire that burns a dog.
MettatonSEX: It's heavily based on part 3...
Gaster: It is, but there's a Death Note character in there for no reason at all.
MettatonSEX: Ala is Joseph and why is Light Yagami put as Kakyoin
MettatonSEX: Why
MettatonSEX: Why this
MettatonSEX: What the fuck
MettatonSEX: Why
Gaster: That's the nature of a trollfic.
MettatonSEX: I mean it's better than putting EX with Big Bird.
Gaster: ((aqueous is that one blob guy who's like, "DO YOU UNDERSTAAAAANNDU?"
MettatonSEX: ((yes
MettatonSEX: ((YES
Gaster: ((julia is that lady with the magnet stand whose name escapes me atm
MettatonSEX: ...They 'ran out of characters' so they put Miku Hatsune as Avdul.
MettatonSEX: ((i forget who that was too but
Gaster: Oooh, high-school AU.
MettatonSEX: ((this means miku got stuck to ala sexually
MettatonSEX: You're the principal, aren't you.
Gaster: Yuuup.
Gaster: Ooooh, this one mentions an affair between Ala and a minor bartender character!
MettatonSEX: ...Subtle.
MettatonSEX: ...Here's a gem AU. Ala is Alabaster, and EX is Mushroom Tourmaline. Interesting.
Gaster: Can't say I like the name they chose for the bartender. "Steve," really?
MettatonSEX: Eh.
MettatonSEX: ...Oh my god. This one fuses Ala and EX. And it's described to look similar to our fusion!
Gaster: Oooh! One piece au!
Gaster: Wait, fusion? What's it called?
MettatonSEX: It's Rhodonite, because gems.
Gaster: Nice.
MettatonSEX: The AN says that otherwise, they'd call it Exala. Which sounds like an alien name.
MettatonSEX: It's describing how the fusion must feel. It's not entirely accurate, but this is a fanfic.
Gaster: Yeah... unfortunately there's a lot of crap here.
MettatonSEX: I'm impressed by this one.
MettatonSEX: There's an edgy AU.
Gaster: Oh, yikes.
MettatonSEX: ...EX has six arms and six eyes in it.
MettatonSEX: Bigelow seems to barely be mentioned, Dave has a gold tooth and looks like a Hot Topic raider.
Gaster: Huh, here's a crossover fic... a multi-crossover...
MettatonSEX: Oh, of what?
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Gaster: Uh, looks like there's OFF, various pixar movies, and Samurai jack...
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Gaster: That's a very weird mix.
MettatonSEX: ...Weird.
Gaster: Ah, there's Harry Potter in it too.
Gaster: Ala marries Vader Eloha and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
MettatonSEX: I found it, and EXis up with Dedan.
MettatonSEX: Why.
Gaster: shrugs. "Maybe they like metal dudes together."
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Auger: (Oi
Gaster: ((hey there
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MettatonSEX: Heh.
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Auger: (You two are up late
MettatonSEX: Okay but they mischaracterize Dedan so hard.
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Gaster: ((it's because b gave us something fun to play around with
Auger: (Just got a hotel
MettatonSEX: ((gaster and metta found fics of fictional versions of themselves
Gaster: looks over Mettaton's shoulder.
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Auger: (Japan is stupid expensive
MettatonSEX: how, you're like chest-high
Gaster: *Good point.
Gaster: looks at what Mettaton's reading.
Auger: ((miss anything?
MettatonSEX: is reading a Borrowers AU fic. Because that needs to exist in every fanbase.
Gaster: ((well, it was revealed jack wrote books based off of the bar
MettatonSEX: ((uh, not much, other than that
MettatonSEX: is smiling, not realizing that Gaster is reading along.
Gaster: ((now gaster and mettaton are reading fanfiction
MettatonSEX: ((they found trollfics, aus, weird ships, and crossovers
Auger: -stumbles out of the back room-
Auger: ((about themselves? they tread dangerous grounds
Gaster: ((not EXACTLY
MettatonSEX: goes over to the couch, still reading, noticing nobody else.
Gaster: ((what jack wrote is basically cau without all the weird
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Auger: ((you should read fanfics about Jukon to Junko
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MettatonSEX: saves this fic to his bookmarks.
Gaster: goes back to searching.
Gaster: ((Got an alternate name for her?
MettatonSEX: whispers, [sub]"EX no"[/sub]
Gaster: ((like, in jack's books, Metta is EX-688 iirc and Gaster is Dr. Ala Bigelow
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Auger: (hmmm.....Junky?
Gaster: ((huh, it could work
Gaster: ((or it could be a joke about her fishiness, like maybe her name is "Ariel"
Auger: ((nah it should be Aquaman
Auger: ((no thats too insulting
MettatonSEX: ((misty
Auger: ((not bad
MettatonSEX: ((violent redheads associated with water
Auger: ((reminds of a arcade manchine I just saw here
Gaster: ((if we're going full out anime trash Meroune could be a viable name
Auger: ((do it
Auger: ((misty it is
Gaster: Oooh, here's a limelight fic about Misty.
MettatonSEX: Oh, cool.
MettatonSEX: stops reading fics
Gaster: ((I'll just name undyne after my character who's a mermaid, her name's Ada
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Gaster: ... Wait, she's paired up with Ada. Huh.
MettatonSEX: Hm.
FullArmorJukon: -walks in, cover in flood with a beast's head in her hand- Sup guys
FullArmorJukon: blood*
Gaster: Nothing much.
MettatonSEX: Hi.
FullArmorJukon: anyone hungry?
MettatonSEX: No.
Gaster: Not particularly.
FullArmorJukon: ((just did a captcha to make me tumblr account, asked if I was a robot
FullArmorJukon: ((what happends if metta comes across that question
MettatonSEX: (("GASTER I NEED HELP" or "wait im a ghost this is stupid"
FullArmorJukon: Should have gone to the beast hunting busiess a long time ago, lots of fun. So you guys up to anything?
MettatonSEX: Not much.
Gaster: I mean, there's books based off us now.
FullArmorJukon: really? sounds dull
FullArmorJukon: let me see one
Gaster: hands Jukon a book.
FullArmorJukon: -looks at it, but is holding the book upside down0
FullArmorJukon: what language is this?
MettatonSEX: English.
MettatonSEX: It might help if you turn it the right way.
FullArmorJukon: doesn't look like it
FullArmorJukon: oh
FullArmorJukon: -flips it over
Gaster: ((you need to flip it turnways
FullArmorJukon: I ah.....-hands the book back-
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: What did you think?
FullArmorJukon: I can't make out anything
FullArmorJukon: I don't know how to read
MettatonSEX: ((hey guise you know that alien character i was working on? http://www.syndroneonline.com/avatar.php?method=dream&id=35617&f=preview&u=28598&t=1458717508 here he is
Gaster: Oh.
MettatonSEX: Oh.
FullArmorJukon: you'll have to read it for me
Gaster: ((it isn't working but holy crap i forgot i had a syndrone
MettatonSEX: ((fuck
MettatonSEX: (http://postimg.org/image/g7n9vje6b/(
MettatonSEX: (( http://postimg.org/image/g7n9vje6b/
MettatonSEX: ((there we go
MettatonSEX: reads the first chapter. I'm not writing this shit out
Gaster: ((nice
FullArmorJukon: (the one about her?
MettatonSEX: ((one that involves her yes
FullArmorJukon: sonnds like this Misty is one lusty bitch
MettatonSEX: Misty is meant to be you.
FullArmorJukon: What? really?
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
FullArmorJukon: then why not just name her me
MettatonSEX: Just like EX-688 is me, and Dr. Bigelow is Gaster.
MettatonSEX: To avoid confusion.
FullArmorJukon: I mean everything is rather accurate
MettatonSEX: Mostly.
MettatonSEX: There are differences.
FullArmorJukon: yeah like the fact I haven't slept with Toriel yet, but misty has
MettatonSEX: ...Yeah, that.
FullArmorJukon: lucky her
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
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FullArmorJukon: What? she has some incredible tits
Gaster: Yeah, and EX-688 has affairs with Bigelow, but it's not a full out relationship.
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MettatonSEX: And EX is also more robotic in nature, and understands biology even less.
FullArmorJukon: right
FullArmorJukon: and I though thta anime stuff was weird
MettatonSEX: No, anime's weirder.
FullArmorJukon: yeah, Erron showed me some weird tentacle stuff
FullArmorJukon: -shutters at the thought- even I have my limites
MettatonSEX: Not even the half of it, darling.
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FullArmorJukon: I'd rather fight a dragon than learn anything else about that
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MettatonSEX: I believe ya.
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Gaster: seems to be drifting off.
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MettatonSEX: notices this, and picks his husband up in a bridal carry.
FullArmorJukon: you guys off to bed?
MettatonSEX: I've got to get Gaster to bed.
MettatonSEX: Yep.
MettatonSEX: G'night, see you later.
MettatonSEX: goes home, fuck walking rp, sets Gaster in bed and gets in next to him.
MettatonSEX: kisses his darling on the forehead.
MettatonSEX: I love you.
FullArmorJukon: -lies on the couch, maybe someone might come around
Gaster: smiles. "I love you too... EX." he says, jokingly.
MettatonSEX: Oh, Ala, you fucker.
Gaster: smiles as he drifts off to sleep.
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster close, snickering before going into Sleep Mode.
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MettatonSEX: ((gnight
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FullArmorJukon: ((so lonely
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Auger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Flame_warp [Flame_warp ].
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Flame_warp : ((You know youre really devoted to a mystery when you start having dreams about it.))
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Smol Asriel: ((Wut lol
Flame_warp : ((The only thing I can remember about it is that it blamed mv))
Flame_warp : ((That's it))
Smol Asriel: ((Well of course mv did it
Smol Asriel: saw ad's dick last night
Auger: (oi
Auger: ((what?
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Flame_warp : ((I have no idea why my brain wants mv to be the mystery barchar. It really does not fit up with his personality at all. But it does.))
Smol Asriel: ((*their
YoungKingAsgore: ((guess what I found out about my time in Japan today, most places don't take credit cards
Flame_warp : ((Oh, I didn't know))
Smol Asriel: ((Rip
YoungKingAsgore: (its odd how much more advance korea is compared to Japan
YoungKingAsgore: -walk in and sits on the couches-
Barchar: has rooted through their memories from yesterday, and now knows this. She feels like she SHOULD fix it, but she has no clue how
Smol Asriel: is under a pillow fort
Bondertale: tori is asleep, lucky for Asgore and/or smolsriel
YoungKingAsgore: -sees the pillow fort-
YoungKingAsgore: that looks as if it could stop a dragon
Smol Asriel: is still wondering about that dick and pussy thing mettaton taught him
Smol Asriel: Huh?
YoungKingAsgore: the fot
Smol Asriel: pokes his snoot le out
YoungKingAsgore: fort
YoungKingAsgore: ((why did he see a dick?
Smol Asriel: Oh... T-thanks
Smol Asriel: ((Hyper
YoungKingAsgore: How are you doing child?
Smol Asriel: I'm fine
Smol Asriel: Doing better... I guess
YoungKingAsgore: getting along well with Toriel?
Flame_warp : ((To be fair, ad ID the one who actually showed him the fucking dick))
Smol Asriel: She hasn't been awake
Smol Asriel: I've been spending time with the other Asriel
YoungKingAsgore: ((seriously this is starting to sound pedo
Smol Asriel: ((It was a joke
Smol Asriel: ((Hyper said there was candy in AD's pants
YoungKingAsgore: Which one?
Flame_warp : ((A mildly disturbing joke))
YoungKingAsgore: ((did hype get a new body yet?
Smol Asriel: points to the sleeping AD
Smol Asriel: ((No
Flame_warp : ((Yeah tbf smolsriel that is not very descriptive))
YoungKingAsgore: oh, that one. He is a good one
Flame_warp : ((Mtt got pissed at him and tried to destroy his body))
Flame_warp : ((Barchar wasn't having nunna Dat shit))
Smol Asriel: ((Read them logs
Smol Asriel: Yeah, he's nice
Smol Asriel: ((Also this revealed a new twist about smolriel
Smol Asriel: (("Twist"
Flame_warp : (('he' is at the least not biologically a he.))
YoungKingAsgore: Well know that I'm always here if you need help
YoungKingAsgore: I know I tend to be busy, but I will do what I can to aid you
Smol Asriel: A-alright, thanks
YoungKingAsgore: -opems his arms up for a hug-
Smol Asriel: is under a fort lol
YoungKingAsgore: -pats him on the heand then-
Flame_warp : ((Gfd Asgore in what universe do you think this is a good idea while toriel is effectively this child's caretaker))
Smol Asriel: ((a caretaker that almost let him die
Smol Asriel: purrs a bit
YoungKingAsgore: ((why don't you get Tori to ask Asgore that
Smol Asriel: ((Oh if only Asgore knew about the seizure
YoungKingAsgore: ((doesn't sound like Tori is th best caretaker anyways
YoungKingAsgore: purring?
Flame_warp : ((She doesn't know what to do when her child has a fucking seizure))
Smol Asriel: Yeah... I do it, the others don't for some reason
Flame_warp : ((Neither Bchar nor basriel had this problem))
YoungKingAsgore: ((Asgore actually does due to his battlefield experience
Smol Asriel: ((Good shit
YoungKingAsgore: Can't say I've seen other gotes do that, or even myself
Smol Asriel: That's what they said
YoungKingAsgore: -lowers his head to SA's level- pat my head, see if it happens
Smol Asriel: sticks an arm out of the fort and runs goreys head
Smol Asriel: ((If tori were up now it would be fun
YoungKingAsgore: -smiles and tries to do a fake purr-
Smol Asriel: Thats not a real purr
Smol Asriel: has a real purr
YoungKingAsgore: hehe, I suppose not
YoungKingAsgore: You shound meet my son Anavel
Young Toriel: is at home watching the kid
Smol Asriel: Alright
YoungKingAsgore: -love ya Tori-
Young Toriel: the pussy game ridiculous
YoungKingAsgore: ((What?
Smol Asriel: ((Idk
Bondertale: tori snorts abruptly. Asgore I about to have an unenviable experience.
Smol Asriel: pulls his arm back and pokes his snootle out again
YoungKingAsgore: looks like someone is about to wake up
Smol Asriel: I'm still tired...
Smol Asriel: yawns
YoungKingAsgore: you should take a nap then,
Smol Asriel: Ok
Smol Asriel: retreats back into the fort
Smol Asriel: goes to sleep
Barchar: if anybody could see her, she was around smolsriel. She kind of didn't want him to see the aftermath of this.
Smol Asriel: ((Have fun
Bondertale: tori stretches, opening her eyes, before they fell on Asgore, narrowed.
YoungKingAsgore: -smiles and waves at her- Good morning Toriel
Smol Asriel: snores cutely, his nose whistles a bit
YoungKingAsgore: -waves with is robot arm-
YoungKingAsgore: his*
Smol Asriel: ((I just thought of some unintended consequences of last night
Smol Asriel: ((This is gonna get wacky if things go the way I think they will
Bondertale: "...good morning, Asgore."
Flame_warp : ((Oh god))
Smol Asriel: doesn't even look like he's there anymore, Tori couldn't see him
Flame_warp : ((What are you planning))
Smol Asriel: ((It's not what I'm planning
Flame_warp : ((Oh fuck you slarvath))
YoungKingAsgore: Hey I wanted to apologize about last time.
Bondertale: toriel looks down at the fort. She clenched her fist slightly. It was fine. he was fine. He was...probavly just deep in it.
Smol Asriel: ((Perhaps you should be wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
Smol Asriel: actually has a smol ear poking out, for conveniences sake
Bondertale: "Oh?" she asked, pleasantly surprised. She still rather did WANT to go like this Asgore, or at least tolerate him.
YoungKingAsgore: Know that I only want to help him, and I didn't realize he was so attached to someone yet
Flame_warp : btalrl
Flame_warp : ((Oops))
Flame_warp : ((Sorry, I'm trying to summon elder gods in another chat))
YoungKingAsgore: Helping people is sort of my thing, guess you can say that when I'm told that I can't help someone I take it too personally
YoungKingAsgore: But I told you that I also learn fro mistakes
Bondertale: "I suppose I did get...unnecessarily heated, then. I shouldn't blame you OR my Asgore for what happened with chara and asriel. They made a plan without telling us, and it didn't pan out. We has no clue."
Smol Asriel: ((lol chara suks
Smol Asriel: ((FUKN chara
YoungKingAsgore: So I'll prove to you that I am not like your Asgore or any of the other ones and put aside any anomisty to help him if you allow it
Smol Asriel: will stay asleep no matter how much mommy and daddy fight
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Bondertale: toriel thinks for a minute. "...hm. I suppose I wouldn't be helping anyone if I refused you."
Barchar: gives slarvath the stink eye from across the fourth wall
YoungKingAsgore: Oh, I didnt know what happened to Chara and Asriel. I really don't know any charas
Flame_warp : ((Welcome to across the fourth wall))
Flame_warp : ((Where bad comments burn))
Flame_warp : ((Bar chara's gonna teach you all))
Flame_warp : ((A lesson [color=red]Y O U S H A L L L E A R N.[/color]))
YoungKingAsgore: if you need my help for anything with him, let me know
Bondertale: "It's complicated. There are better people to ask."
YoungKingAsgore: Tori and I may be a young couple, but I see a good future for us
Bondertale: nods. "Let's hope we can both get over some lingering animosity."
YoungKingAsgore: to be honest, I've been thinking about giving up being a king
YoungKingAsgore: to be with her and Anavel
Bondertale: "Hm. Do you have a successor? Presumably it wouldn't be Anavel himself."
YoungKingAsgore: No, maybes its time to do away with the monarch
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YoungKingAsgore: My people are intelligent and self sufficent, I see no reason why they cannot rule themselves
YoungKingAsgore: No more classes or elites
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Bondertale: toriel looks surprised. "Now, that's a...very human way of thinking." Not even she was sure whether that was supposed to be an insult or compliment or shat
YoungKingAsgore: Well I've spent a lot of time with humanity, both in war and in society
YoungKingAsgore: did I ever tell you there were turncoats in humanity, those who joined our side to fight against their own
Flame_warp : ((Is Asgore a dirty commie? Is he overthrowing the bouguesie that he's a part of?))
YoungKingAsgore: ((no, he believes someone should be able to rise from the ashes
YoungKingAsgore: I actually have a few good friends who are humans,
Bondertale: "You didn't have to. There were the same for us. The occasional monster o human sides, too. To be honest, that was our main worry. We likely could have cleaned the humans up without the-forgoing determination, of course."
YoungKingAsgore: one of which I almost.....
Flame_warp : ((OH, PLAYING THE 'I HAVE HUMAN FRIENDS' CARD))
YoungKingAsgore: ((hey now, some of my best friends irl are humans
Bondertale: toriel raised a hand. "I feel we're getting sidetracked."
YoungKingAsgore: I believe I've said most of what I wanted, I'm not asking or demanding anything, just making an offer
YoungKingAsgore: You might be surprised how helpful or determined I can be
Bondertale: toriel nodded. "I believe it's best for all three of us to attempt to put our past transgressions aside."
YoungKingAsgore: three?
Bondertale: toriel motions towards the pillow fort
YoungKingAsgore: did he ever have any anomisty towards anyone? seems to seet for that
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YoungKingAsgore: if any, it was to himself
Bondertale: toriel sighed. "If WE." she motioned between her and Asgore. "Put aside OUR past transgressions."
YoungKingAsgore: -smilws- I already did, for his sake
Smol Asriel: ((Asgore is a smug sonuvabitch
YoungKingAsgore: ((yes he is,
Bondertale: toriel sighs, doing whatever the goat equivalent of pinching the bridge of your nose is. "Yes. Fine. Good. That was my point."
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YoungKingAsgore: I kinda wanted to adopt him
Bondertale: "You made that quite clear."
YoungKingAsgore: Ever since Anavel came into my life, I want to have more kids
YoungKingAsgore: maybe I'll start an orphanage if I retire
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Flame_warp : ((I just realized that 'anavel' is a mix of 'A-sgore' and 'no-VEL-ica'))
YoungKingAsgore: ((thats interesting because I had no intention do to that
Young Toriel: welk given how much asgore is pounding that he may not have to worry about how to get more kids
Smol Asriel: ((Kek
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Bondertale: toriel hummed. "That seems like a fairly good idea. Especially if your relationship with toriel pans out. I believe that we just tend to be naturally good at his sort of thing
YoungKingAsgore: better than rulers it seems
YoungKingAsgore: -pulls a box out, opens it, and looks at it-
Bondertale: toriel chuckled. "I don't Disagree."
YoungKingAsgore: Asdiana is about to lose its most eligbe bachelor
YoungKingAsgore: eligible*
Bondertale: "Poor asdiana."
YoungKingAsgore: They'll find another, just one as good as me
YoungKingAsgore: not as good*
YoungKingAsgore: ((Asgore then gets on his knees and proposes to BTori))
Flame_warp : ((Btoriel then gives him a 'bitch u fukkin srs?' look, grabs frisk and azzy, then leaves))
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YoungKingAsgore: (oi
YoungKingAsgore: I have a question to ask someone, if you need me just call -gets up-
Flame_warp : ((He hasn't even bought her dinner yet. Or been not hated by her for more than 10 minutes.))
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Bondertale: toriel isn't stupid. 'I hope your marriage goes well. "
YoungKingAsgore: thanks I hope so too. I
YoungKingAsgore: I'd like to break that chain that seems to destory us
YoungKingAsgore: I hope you find somone that makes you happy Toriel
Bondertale: "I do, too. I've had one or two askers, so far."
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YoungKingAsgore: -someone is stumbing around the room right now-
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YoungKingAsgore: -about to leave- Really? they good catches?
YoungKingAsgore: or did you throw them back into the sea?
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi azzy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Bondertale: "...that depends on how literal you want to be."
Smol Asriel: saw some shit last night
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sleep on couch
Asriel_Dreemurr: is awake now
Smol Asriel: is under his pillow fort
YoungKingAsgore: heheh -smiles and heads out- see you around
Flame_warp : ((Cause to be fair))
Flame_warp : ((Jukon is a fish))
Smol Asriel: ((Azzy last night was fuuuuuun
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks around, to the smol asriel
Bondertale: toriel nodded, chuckling as well.
Smol Asriel: gtg
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Kid."
Flame_warp : ((He was here, wasn't he?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: retcon that
Smol Asriel: is asleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: rip
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is just lying around
Jukon or Junko: -comes in a little about after Asgore left-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jukon."
Jukon or Junko: Sup
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How have you been?"
Jukon or Junko: -hops on the couch- not bad
Bondertale: "Good morning, jukon."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's great."
Jukon or Junko: here can you read this -hands him a bounty for a wyvern harrassing a village-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've been good myself, lately."
Jukon or Junko: Hey there Tori
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes it, and reads it out loud
Jukon or Junko: thanks, sounds easy
Asriel_Dreemurr: hands it back to her.
Jukon or Junko: -takes it-
Jukon or Junko: so I heard about Hyper
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe one day we should teach you how to read. You know, to make your life better."
Bondertale: "Oh, Uhm...a man in armor asked me to give you this." she handed her the letter.
Jukon or Junko: huh
Jukon or Junko: -takes the letter-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also, yeah, he died again. But he's sort of alright now."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's a ghost or something."
Jukon or Junko: damn that sucks -looking at the letter-
Flame_warp : ((...mr wolf made a poor decision of method delivery))
Flame_warp : (('spirit' - MV))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, Mettaton is building him a temporary robot body."
Jukon or Junko: thats good I guess
Jukon or Junko: too bad you never got a chance to use that body of his
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We just need to find out a way to put dust into a normal body, without it being thrown up."
Jukon or Junko: no more tubby goat to cuddle with
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can still cuddle, surprisingly."
Jukon or Junko: you're not tubby though
Jukon or Junko: but....-looks over to Tori-
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Bondertale: toriel raises an eyebrow
Jukon or Junko: but you are awesome to snuggle up with
Jukon or Junko: -has a smirk on her face-
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Jukon or Junko: bet*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If im gonna be completely accurate, as her child, I would know it's true."
Bondertale: "Uhm...yes. Thank you for the help(?) asriel."
Jukon or Junko: Can do a lot more than you though AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, wow."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Talk about that literally to my face then."
Bondertale: is mildly uncomfortable
Jukon or Junko: oh? do you wanna prove otherwise to me?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon."
Jukon or Junko: or are you still all about the D?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why do you ask?"
Jukon or Junko: -has a big dumb grin on her her face-
Jukon or Junko: just fucking with ya kid
Jukon or Junko: you know I'm crazy for it too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...to answer your question, I'd have to describe myself as bisexual, as in I really don't care."
Jukon or Junko: I define myself as any hole is a goal
Bondertale: is almost wondering why jukon is pursuing a relationship, with how blatantly incompatible the both of them were. Frisk would, however, get along with her quite nicely, toriel thought.
Flame_warp : ((The void?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wow."
Jukon or Junko: well that'd make more sense if I was a dude really
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You could say 'any pole is a goal'"
Jukon or Junko: that works
Jukon or Junko: though let it be said that I enjoy dem tittes and pussy too
Jukon or Junko: -opens up the letter while laughing-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You are so lucky the kid is asleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: ."*
Bondertale: "And unlucky that you seem dead set on being in a relationship with me, considering."
Jukon or Junko: Come on it'd be fun
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Aren't you married?"
Flame_warp : (((but you know what they say, blatantly incompatible means blatantly shippable)))
Jukon or Junko: -stares at AD with a, "you fucking serious look"
Jukon or Junko: yeah I am
Bondertale: "Asriel, you've seen how I interact with Asgore. No. I am not married."
Flame_warp : ((Oh))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I meant Jukon."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I say that because married people usually aren't supposed to be with other people aswell."
Jukon or Junko: Erron doesn't mind if I have a few other lovers
Bondertale: looks at Jukon, confused. "I am beginning to deduce that the relationship you have in mind not be quite as much of a commitment as I had believed."
Jukon or Junko: but...I just told him that I'd stop
Flame_warp : ((Jukon has two modes for people))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, you should probably stop then."
Flame_warp : ((Hatred, and sexually attraction))
Jukon or Junko: it'd be more of a friends with really, really good benefts
Flame_warp : ((I don't know why my mobile refuses to accept 'sexual' as a word))
Jukon or Junko: though if it turned into something I wouldn't be against it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "my god, Jukon."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Literally right infront of her son."
Jukon or Junko: I told Erron that Tori was the only exception
Jukon or Junko: I'm sorry AD but your mom is hot
Jukon or Junko: like reallly really FUCKING hot
Jukon or Junko: like if she tried to overpower me and take me, I'd let he
Jukon or Junko: her*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "my god."
Jukon or Junko: just stating the facts
Bondertale: "My son, my other son, and my....other child. Even if the latter two have been asleep for...a while. Frisk probably heard. I'll never hear the end of thid when I wake up."
Bondertale: "Jukon, I- dear, we have VERY different ideas of how a relationship should work."
Jukon or Junko: OH I know
Jukon or Junko: you think I ever thought that I'd get married in my life?
Jukon or Junko: hell thought I'd be dead by now
Jukon or Junko: but you can't tell me you just don't want to take out your stress with someone from time to time
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm pretty sure getting in bed with you is going to cause more stress."
Jukon or Junko: what? nah... we can just meet up to have some fun, thats all
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's your goal in this?"
Bondertale: "Actually, it would be quite easy; due to being in an empathic bond with at least one minor-i'm not quite sure about asriel-am currently entirely uninterested in an entirely sexual relationship. Sorry."
Jukon or Junko: oh? care to put that to the test?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon, you have no chance."
Jukon or Junko: AD I want to fuck you mother
Jukon or Junko: its clear as day
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Go find a timeline with really sexual ones then!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She has children attached to her."
Jukon or Junko: yeah I guess
Jukon or Junko: knew this really wasn't going to happen anyways -starts to read the letter-
Bondertale: torieo sighed. "Jukon, PLEASE."
Bondertale: "thank you."
Jukon or Junko: I-i-ii-i aaaaa wwwwwww
Asriel_Dreemurr: "... Need my to read that for you?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Me*
Jukon or Junko: -hands him the letter-
Asriel_Dreemurr: begins to read it to her.
Bondertale: "...that man chose a poor information delivery method."
Jukon or Junko: -it says, "I await.......The Wolf
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...don't know what that means."
Jukon or Junko: 0her expression changes from enjoyment to uetter despairity,. Her eyes widen and lip is quivering-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Jukon, are you okay?"
Bondertale: "Jukon?"
Jukon or Junko: .....I..... need .... go
Asriel_Dreemurr: "what's wrong?"
Jukon or Junko: -gets to and heads to the anydoor- ....I..can't
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon, what's wrong?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: me
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up, following them, briefly to the door
Jukon or Junko: -is shaking so much that she can't punch in the combo correcty-
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts a hand on their shoulder
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you able to tell me what that means?"
Jukon or Junko: it means he found m
Jukon or Junko: me*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who's he?"
Jukon or Junko: -is shaking profusely
Jukon or Junko: the White Wolf
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who is tha White Wolf?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: The*
Jukon or Junko: hes the one who did this to me -points to her cybernetics-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Why even go to him? Does he know you're here?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or are you hiding?"
Jukon or Junko: he knows
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I don't want you to get hurt..."
Jukon or Junko: wouldn't have gave the letter otherwise
Jukon or Junko: -is freaking out-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Where are you going?"
Jukon or Junko: I dunno.....hide, run
Asriel_Dreemurr: suddenly hugs them
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're really tense..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "He's different then other things isn't he?"
Jukon or Junko: -she hugs back, shes pertified, scared shitless-
Asriel_Dreemurr: lets go of the hug
Jukon or Junko: hes,....not natural
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Please don't die, or get mutilated further..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Try going to obscure timelines or something..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know..."
Jukon or Junko: I don't know if that'll help
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jukon or Junko: I don't know how to stop him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm so sorry..."
Jukon or Junko: or let alome hit him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know what to do..."
Jukon or Junko: -sits on the couch-
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits next to them
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((yyA))
Jukon or Junko: if I don't show up, he may got for Erron
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh..."
Jukon or Junko: go*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know what to do..."
Jukon or Junko: -falls into AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: silts his fingers through her hair
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry..."
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Jukon or Junko: ((who?
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Jukon or Junko: this is the first time ever....
: Cien: * ( like. My best friend who was here once )
Jukon or Junko: I've been scared of dying
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: Cien: * ( she wouldve fought me in ww3 if i didnt give her cheez-its )
Bondertale: "...jukon,do you think he can track you further? I...i told him you were here. I didn't know. But perhaps you could seek refuge, in my, or someone else's timeline."
Jukon or Junko: he'll know
Jukon or Junko: he may even hurt others to get to me
Jukon or Junko: no one has ever escaped him
Bondertale: "Well...as slightly uncomfortable as your advances were, I can't simply let you go to him to get hurt yourself. We...we might be able to defend you. Or at least help.
Jukon or Junko: no you couldn't
Jukon or Junko: no one has ever hit him in battle, after 25 years of war no one has even landed a hand on him
Jukon or Junko: he sees your moves before you even think them
Jukon or Junko: -she lies on the couch-
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: Cien: * In walks the girl totally known for perfect timing.
Flame_warp : ((Gtg))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How about if there's too many moves to dodge?"
Jukon or Junko: ((k
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, if we have this entire bar pouring magic attacks at him?"
Jukon or Junko: anything like that just seems to deflect away from him
Jukon or Junko: like the I-field I have
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's bullshit."
Jukon or Junko: yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What about guns?"
Jukon or Junko: same
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So you have to beat him up?"
Jukon or Junko: yea, but hes unbeatable in combat
Jukon or Junko: you'd think he would be slow with how big he is, but hes lightning fast
: Cien: * "..." She walks over to the couch and takes a seat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's not good."
Jukon or Junko: you think I'd be like this if there was a way to beat him?
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Jukon or Junko: No one knows how he be came so powerful
Jukon or Junko: but all he does is cleave anyone down he fights,
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jukon or Junko: -grabs onto AD and holds onto him-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't want you to get cleaved..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: allows this, still sifting through her hair
Jukon or Junko: I don't want to die
Jukon or Junko: i have Erron now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jukon or Junko: -starts to cry-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry, Jukon..."
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Jukon or Junko: -she starts bawling now, holding onto AD even more-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... I don't think I've ever seen you cry..."
: Cien: * "Uh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon, I'm sure you'll love to tell your story..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're the strongest fighter I've ever met..."
Jukon or Junko: -looks up to AD-
Asriel_Dreemurr: has a soft smile
Jukon or Junko: -hasn't changed expression-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sure you can kick his butt if you really try..."
Jukon or Junko: -hangs her head- I-ii -i need go
Jukon or Junko: I'm going to head home
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay..."
Jukon or Junko: -she gets up and grabs AD's head softly-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I know you'll make it through this...."
Jukon or Junko: -she kisses his cheek- ...thank you
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...No problem..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good luck, Jukon."
Jukon or Junko: -head out-
Jukon or Junko: (gonna go to bed now, its late here
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay.""
: Cien: * (Gn)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GN))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's like 10 30 in the morning for me))
Jukon or Junko: ((btw, you might want to have AD ask around about this wolf....hint hint
: Cien: * ( 7:26 )
Jukon or Junko: ((its 1166 pm hertr
Jukon or Junko: ((1126*
Jukon or Junko: ((see ya in a bit
Jukon or Junko: ((like in 8 hours
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Asriel_Dreemurr: just lies on the couch
: Cien: * She looks at AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Cien."
: Cien: * "Hey, uh...Asriel!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How are you?"
: Cien: * "I'm okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."
: Cien: * She nods.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
: Cien: * "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is awkward."
: Cien: * She winces. "Yeah.....uh...."
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: Cien: * "..."
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Female Asriel: is busy being imprisoned
Smol Asriel: is still asleep top lel
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: Cien: * ( now i gtg )
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Nance: ((Mornin'))
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DamnDude: (( Greetings everyone ))
Nance: ((Hi, it's just me. Everyone else left))
DamnDude: (( And, theres actually only one person here, huh. ))
DamnDude: (( Yeah, im just on mobile, so i couldnt see the user list directly. ))
DamnDude: (( Im not gonna be here much today, im hanging out with a few friends today. ))
Nance: ((Ah, alrighty. I have to pack for Sandy Eggo anyways))
DamnDude: (( San Diego is an interesting place. ))
DamnDude: (( Especially if you love going up roads that look like it shouldnt be possible to drive up just because of the angle theyre at. ))
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Nance: ((Oh FFS my dad is going to give me a heart attack))
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Nance: ((The roads in Oakland are bad enough))
DamnDude: (( Also, no matter what people tell you, dont go to san diego furing comic con season if you are not there for comic con. Its hell. ))
Nance: ((Well then it's a good thing I'm only going tomorrow through Sunday.
DamnDude: (( Yeah ))
DamnDude: (( So, what are you going to SD for, if you dont mind me asking ))
Nance: ((Dad wants to take us down there to show us things from his childhood or sommat))
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Smol Asriel: is asleep under his fort
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Smol Asriel: ((RIP A DIP DIP
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shh))
Smol Asriel: wakes up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, kid."
Smol Asriel: is under his pillow fort you couldn't have seen him wake up
Asriel_Dreemurr: didn't then
Smol Asriel: does however, poke his snootle out now
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Kid."
Smol Asriel: H-hi Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How're you?"
Smol Asriel: I'm good, still confused about last night...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Smol Asriel: has seen some shit
Asriel_Dreemurr: scoots to him
Smol Asriel: exits his pillow fort
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be alright."
Smol Asriel: I know, I'm just confused
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, confusing topic."
Smol Asriel: ((Was azzy there?
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts an arm around Asriel.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((for the two Toriels?))
Smol Asriel: leans
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Pun pun))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh, no
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
Smol Asriel: ((Nononononono
Smol Asriel: ((Hyper did a bad
Smol Asriel: ((Read the logs it was fun
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Just tell me I'm lazy
Smol Asriel: saw ur dick
Asriel_Dreemurr: what
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Like actually
Smol Asriel: ((It was a wild night
Smol Asriel: ((Hyper said "Asriel keeps candy in his pants"
Smol Asriel: ((Being a smol child
Smol Asriel: ((Smol Asriel thought no bodens and checked
Smol Asriel: ((Hilarity ensued
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Goddamnit))
Smol Asriel: also learned what a dick was
Smol Asriel: doesn't have one, this was revealed last night
Smol Asriel: hence why he's confused
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is he a girl))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is she a girl))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is about the timeline stuff, right?"
Smol Asriel: thinks he's a boy
Smol Asriel: No
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...what's it about?"
Smol Asriel: Well... mettaton told me some stuff yesterday... and I was confused
Smol Asriel: ((I didn't intend this from the get go I was just wingin it and saw the oppportunity for some fun
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What stuff?"
Smol Asriel: Umm... he called it a penis?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "OH."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Smol Asriel: ((OH FUCK THAT SOUNDED WAY WORSE THAN IT IS
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KEK))
Smol Asriel: ((SO GLAD I DIDN'T SAY "SHOWED ME SOME STUFF"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, youre a guy, right? Shouldn't you know what that is at this point?"
Smol Asriel: Umm... I don't have one...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I me- oh."
Smol Asriel: That's what I was confused about... I thought I was a regular Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, a girl Asriel is that different."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Isnt*
Smol Asriel: ((*rubs his hands together maniacally*
Smol Asriel: I'm a girl?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean technically yes?"
Smol Asriel: O-ok...
Smol Asriel: That's... not what I thought...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know, I don't think it matters, though."
Smol Asriel: You don't know?
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Flame_warp : ((Bacn))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can be whatever you want?"
Smol Asriel: A-alright?
Smol Asriel: ((WE'RE HAVING FUUUUUUUN
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know, I mean these day I don't even know..."
Smol Asriel: ...
Smol Asriel: just snuggles up to big goat
Flame_warp : ((You think you have a grasp on gender identity))
Flame_warp : ((And then you come in here with a shit load if 'theys' and Trans people and you're just like I DONT EVEN SNYMORE))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm really bad at it))
Smol Asriel: ((I can handle theys
Smol Asriel: ((I can handle trans ppls
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles back
Smol Asriel: ((But you fucking start with xims and shit and I'm out
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But can you handle attack helicopters))
Smol Asriel: is very confused
Asriel_Dreemurr: is confused too
Smol Asriel: will now consider himself a grill bcuz of what Azzy said, still very confused about it all
Flame_warp : ((I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, but outside of bed I'm a half-eaten snicker-doodle on days starting with 't' and broth Brad AL the other times))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy we're gonna piss someone off
Flame_warp : ((YeahYeah prolly))
Smol Asriel: So... I'm technically a girl I guess?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Flame_warp : ((Which is why we should prolly change the subject lol))
Smol Asriel: ((I mean I want this drama to be IC
Smol Asriel: ((Save it for there
Smol Asriel: A-alrighty then...
Barchar: is mildly entertained by watching the two azzy's fumble to understand this shit. She, of course, understood it perfectly. She thought. Eh. It wasn't worth worrying sbiut
Smol Asriel: So... what do I do?
Barchar: was starting to get bored, thiugh. Not 'subconsciously shatter reality itself and start rp hell' bored, but bored.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You uh... I dunno, stay the same?"
Smol Asriel: Ok...?
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't care either way, you're still fluffy and adorable."
Smol Asriel: makes a chirping sound
Smol Asriel: smiles
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles back
Smol Asriel: snuggles in
Flame_warp : ((Thoery: smol asriel is a strange chimera of a boss monster who is part goat, Pat cat, and part, like, ten other things))
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles back
Smol Asriel: purrs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know, I heard there's some invisible chara in here."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, Gaster said they could see them."
Smol Asriel: C-chara?!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Smol Asriel: Oh yeah... t-timelines
Barchar: giggles and floats around them. If they only knew <3
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah..."
Smol Asriel: looks a bit sad now, she just snuggles back into azzy
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry..."
Barchar: debates somehow making them aware she was there but...no. No. It would just hurt them to think about her, if they couldn't see or talk or interact OR-GOD, that small asriel was adorable.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I uh, you know, didn't mean to remind you of anything."
Smol Asriel: ((Hiya
Smol Asriel: ((Welcome to shit
Flame_warp : ((Barchar is bored. Smolsriel is grill now. We had a mini-talk about gender politics. It's been fun(? )))
MettatonSEX: ((i read the logs. hoooooooooo boy you cis people. you cis people, goddamn... im laughing at this. asriel you fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((IM SORRY))
MettatonSEX: ((im mildly upset, but not mad
Smol Asriel: ((I didn't mean for it to get this shit lol
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm really not trying to))
MettatonSEX: ((i know
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I promise))
Flame_warp : ((BlameBlame slarvath))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm just really terrible at it.)))
Smol Asriel: ((Don't blame me I never said Smol Asriel was a girl
MettatonSEX: ((mettas gonna have to come in and ignite the Flames Of Gender Identity®︎
Flame_warp : ((He's the one who started this shit by making asrismol have a vag))
Smol Asriel: ((I was just wingin it
Smol Asriel: ((And then that happened
MettatonSEX: ((i blame asrismol and ad
Smol Asriel: ((And shit hit the fan
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm sorry))
MettatonSEX: ((i forgive, just
Flame_warp : ((Actually, blame barchar. Everything is barchar's fault.))
MettatonSEX: ((before taking gender, talk to your doctor about being cis
Smol Asriel: ((Cis scum
Flame_warp : ((I'm not saying it's barchar))
Flame_warp : ((But it's barchar))
Smol Asriel: ((barchar invented gender confirmed
MettatonSEX: ((i'm only 'die cis scum' jokingly, never seriously
Flame_warp : ((Barchar invented gender like kim-jong-un invented weather))
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Smol Asriel: ((I wanted IC funtimes not OOC drama I'm sry ;_;
MettatonSEX: enters the bar in a flash of the anydoor opening, but of course he used special effects to make his entrance dramatic, a smoke bomb there, a small firecracker there...
MettatonSEX: ((not your fault
MettatonSEX: ((this gives me something to do
MettatonSEX: Hello, darlings!
Barchar: turns back. Hm. Maybe she wouldn't be bored for long.
Smol Asriel: Hello
Barchar: worst case scenario, she might need to intervene. And that's not boring.
Smol Asriel: is snuggled up to big goat
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey."
MettatonSEX: goes to sit on the couch by Smol Asriel. "So, how's your day been?"
Smol Asriel: It's been... weird
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Smol Asriel: Apparently I'm a girl...
MettatonSEX: And why's that?
Smol Asriel: ((prepare your anus AD
Smol Asriel: Asriel said I was
Flame_warp : ((Were having a good time))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay wait."
MettatonSEX: laughs. He just. Laughs.
Smol Asriel: ((Nothing's awful at all!
MettatonSEX: Oh my god!
Smol Asriel: ((Nothing at all!
Flame_warp : ((H A V I N A G O O D T I M E))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I said multiple times that you are what're you want."
Smol Asriel: ((DONT
Smol Asriel: ((STOP
Smol Asriel: ((ME NOW
MettatonSEX: Asriel, what the hell?
Smol Asriel: But you said I was technically a girl..
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's not what I said!"
Flame_warp : ((I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. I'M HAVINHAVING AA BALLBALL.))
Smol Asriel: you literally said that
Flame_warp : ((Why are my words doubling I don't understandunderstand))
Flame_warp : ((Okay I did that one BUT STILL))
Smol Asriel: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mettaton, I didn't mean anything by it, I promise, I didn't mean to be discriminative there..."
MettatonSEX: puts a hand over AD's mouth. "Okay. Quick lesson. If you have a vagina, you have a vagina. You're not automatically a girl, it's just that most people with vaginas are girls. Some people are boys, some people are neither, you are who you identify as."
Smol Asriel: taps his fingers together confusedly, just sitting back
MettatonSEX: pulls his hand back.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I'm sorry..."
Smol Asriel: ((WE'RE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I meant that, I'm just bad at communicating that..."
MettatonSEX: I forgive you, and I understand. Just please, be more careful with your words.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, I will."
MettatonSEX: Thank you, darling.
Smol Asriel: Umm...
Flame_warp : ((Then frisk wakes up and writes a fuckingg essay in like two seconds))
MettatonSEX: Yes?
Smol Asriel: So... what does that mean?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
MettatonSEX: It means that you're not a girl just because you have a vagina.
Smol Asriel: Alright... so I'm still a boy?
MettatonSEX: If you identify as a boy, you're a boy.
Smol Asriel: Ok then
MettatonSEX: I'm glad we cleared this up.
Smol Asriel: goes back to leaning on azzy
MettatonSEX: Tune in next week for the next episode of "Big Scary Robot Gives Identity Help"
Flame_warp : ((He isn't scary to anyone who isn't named 'bfrisk'))
MettatonSEX: ((or anyone that happens to get a cannon aimed at their face
MettatonSEX: ((even i'd be a bit scared of him if a cannon was shoved in my face, and id probably think that was hot
Smol Asriel: ((Now let's all agree
Smol Asriel: ((To never gender politics again
MettatonSEX: ((to never be creative again
Flame_warp : ((You have a cannonfetish?))
MettatonSEX: ((maybe
Flame_warp : ((I mean I guess we're all into something weird))
MettatonSEX: ((maybe its the adrenaline rush
MettatonSEX: ((i just know id find that hot
MettatonSEX: ((im robotfucker trash
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ""...anyways..."
MettatonSEX: So, otherwise, how have you been?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fine."
MettatonSEX: Good.
MettatonSEX: ((i still cant believe smol asriel saw ad's dick
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I can't believe that was allowed when I wasn't here.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Also, don't do that again, thanks.))
MettatonSEX: ((i was trying to stop it but then it happened and im like "oh fuck"
Smol Asriel: ((K, won't do it again
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How are you?"
MettatonSEX: I'm fine.
MettatonSEX: I found out people write really fucked-up fanfictions based on stories based on us. So that's a thing.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ""What?"
Smol Asriel: is right there
Smol Asriel: put a coin in the swear jar metta
MettatonSEX: hands AD a book from last night. It's basically the adventures of the bar, in arcs, with the names changed
MettatonSEX: there's no swear jar
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, yeah those."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Asriel_Dreemurr: tosses the book away
MettatonSEX: The fanfics are... something else.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Smol Asriel: What's a fanfic?
MettatonSEX: Writings based off of something that already exists.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Stands for 'Fan Fiction.'l
Smol Asriel: Oh, ok
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
MettatonSEX: They can get weird.
Smol Asriel: ((Sorry I did shit with ur character while u weren't there azzy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's okay.))
MettatonSEX: idly plays "It's Showtime!"
Smol Asriel: didnt actually see his dick
Smol Asriel: saw underwear
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Smol Asriel: and mettaton just explained what a penis was because he didn't realize AD weared underwar
MettatonSEX: to be fair, Metta doesn't wear clothes often, and sometimes forgets that underwear exists.
Barchar: was suddenly very interested in these 'fanfics'. We're they supernatural? Did they know things others didn't? Did they know about HER? maybe they were made by that editor guy, before he got...whatever he got.
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MettatonSEX: they were written by Jack, and Barchar wasn't in the bible, soooooooooooooo
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Smol Asriel: ((tfw ur walking funny and it's not even bcuz you got fucked in the ass
Asriel_Dreemurr: lies down
MettatonSEX: ((wtf
Flame_warp : ((To be fair, barchar would probably stop people from writing about her in the Bible, even if somebody knew about her))
MettatonSEX: orders a drink. Probably vodka. Who knows.
Flame_warp : ((Also editor probably did know about her, but he's kinda erased so whatever lol))
Flame_warp : ((Thinking on it, barchar and editor are kind of similar characters))
Smol Asriel: crawls onto AD and snuggles up
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles back
MettatonSEX: sees this and smiles. "Cute."
Flame_warp : ((More conceptually than personality wise.))
Smol Asriel: has a long floofy tail
Barchar: also smiles at it, losing interest in the seemingly utterly mundane fanfiction. God, she wished somebody who could see her was here. You go 12 years without contact and you're fine, but the second you get some, you start depending on it. And you only break reality itself a few times!
Smol Asriel: scratches ADD's ears
Asriel_Dreemurr: "One thing that I've noticed is that you have a long tail."
Smol Asriel: ((wow ok
Smol Asriel: Yup
Flame_warp : ((Ad has add confirmed))
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I do))
MettatonSEX: ((ayyyyyyyyyyydhd
Smol Asriel: Yours isn't long?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, mines like a stub that sticks up."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "With a lot of fur."
Smol Asriel: That's weird
Flame_warp : ((Wait really??))
Smol Asriel: I guess that's another different thing about me
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yee))
MettatonSEX: ((join the add/adhd club
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Flame_warp : ((Huh))
Flame_warp : ((Coincidences))
Smol Asriel: reaches his tail up and tickles Azzy's nose, smiling
Smol Asriel: is more attached to AD than BToriel, his caretaker
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MettatonSEX: watches these cute interactions, smiling, all while drinking.
Bondertale: to be fair, toriel hasn't been wanting to bug him while he was with ad, so, you know.
MettatonSEX: is just watching
Smol Asriel: stops tickling and curls up on AD
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Smol Asriel: actually continues tickling
Flame_warp : ((I'm surprised there's so few people here))
Flame_warp : ((This is usually a pretty good time, I think))
Smol Asriel: ((It's weird
Asriel_Dreemurr: "H-Hey, that tickles!"
MettatonSEX: ((ppl have school
Smol Asriel: chuckles
MettatonSEX: ((im usually not here at 4 est
Smol Asriel: tickles more with his floofy tail
Asriel_Dreemurr: boopstheir snoot in self defence
Smol Asriel: gets his snoot booped, he boops back
Smol Asriel: ((Defence?
Smol Asriel: ((DEFENCE?
Asriel_Dreemurr: boops again
Smol Asriel: ((DE
Smol Asriel: ((FENCE?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((DEFENSE FUCK YOU))
MettatonSEX: (( defense
MettatonSEX: ((brb
Flame_warp : ((The normal way to spell it, thank you very much))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'M DOUBLE TASKING HERE))
Flame_warp : ((Or wait no))
Smol Asriel: ((https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTD_RXKFvlZ5oymd7ln0l9u0Tg6q7shC8MVIH0TZeyzbrHII3Hv
Smol Asriel: ((DE FENCE
Smol Asriel: ((DEFENCE
Flame_warp : ((For some reason I thought 'defence' was an american spelling and 'defense' was british))
Smol Asriel: /me boops again, tickling at the same time
Smol Asriel: ((wow ok
Flame_warp : ((Like 'grey' and 'gray'))
Smol Asriel: ((Nah
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((/me? /ME!))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((nah jk))
Smol Asriel: ((Defense is the american spelling and defence is the wrong spelling
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I spell grey differently sometimes))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sometimes ill go back in time and spell color colour))
Smol Asriel: boops again, tickling at the same time
Asriel_Dreemurr: starts to tickle boop
Smol Asriel: is laughing, tickle booping as well
Asriel_Dreemurr: is laughing too
Flame_warp : ((I honestly have no idea which gray is which))
Flame_warp : ((I pretty much just pick randomly lol))
Smol Asriel: stops tickling, catching his breath
Smol Asriel: looks very exhausted from just a bit of tickling
Smol Asriel: breathes heavily
Smol Asriel: ((rip?
MettatonSEX: ((i always use gray
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Asriel, are you okay?
Smol Asriel: ((unrip chat
Smol Asriel: Y-yeah *pant* I-I'm fine
MettatonSEX: You're breathing heavily.
MettatonSEX: Do you need a paper bag?
Smol Asriel: Just... winded *pant*
Asriel_Dreemurr: stopped
MettatonSEX: ...Okay...
Barchar: has no idea how he's so winded. And she's barchar. She knows lots of things.
MettatonSEX: That doesn't seem natural.
Flame_warp : ((Bill cipher: LOOOOOTS OF THIIIIINGS))
MettatonSEX: ((I WAS GONNA DO THAT FUCK
Barchar: genuinely has no hand in this one
Smol Asriel: 's breathing gets less deep until he gets back to normal
MettatonSEX: ...
Flame_warp : ((Tbh I've been planning on making this reference I for a while))
Flame_warp : ((Just haven't gotten the opportunity))
Smol Asriel: crawls back onto Azzy and curls up
Flame_warp : ((IC))
Smol Asriel: I dunno... j-just lost all my air for a second there
MettatonSEX: takes out a sketchpad and begins doodling. Most is of a character from a fictional series that he likes.
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Jack: ((Today I found a YouTube called Azzy the MLG Pro))
MettatonSEX: ((ayyyyy b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Jack: ((*youtuber))
MettatonSEX: ((damn
Jack: ((I don't know how to feel about this))
Flame_warp : ((Hi b))
Smol Asriel: ((Dam son
Smol Asriel: ((Hi B you missed a shitshow
Jack: ((Of course, it precedes Undertale by a long shot))
Flame_warp : ((Yeah))
Jack: ((Oh dear))
Flame_warp : ((It was fuuuuun))
Smol Asriel: ((FUUUUUN
Jack: ((elaborate))
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MettatonSEX: ((*mocking old man voice* git offa my lawn ye crazy cis people
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Jack: ((That's a future I can properly troll in))
Flame_warp : ((Smolsriel has a gender identity crisis))
Flame_warp : ((Ad tries to help))
Flame_warp : ((Tries))
Smol Asriel: ((We did cis scum
Smol Asriel: (("Tries"
Jack: ((oh jeez))
MettatonSEX: ((metta has to come in and explain things right
MettatonSEX: (('s all good now
Smol Asriel: ((And everyone died
Smol Asriel: ((The end
Flame_warp : ((Blame it on barchar))
Jack: ((Oh jeez))
Smol Asriel: falls asleep fast on Azzy, he's tired as fuck from the tickling, as you could see
Flame_warp : ((Barchar didn't actually do wnything))
Flame_warp : ((But blame it on her anyway))
Smol Asriel: ((When Azzy said it I was just like "oh boy"
Jack: ((I was just reading over last night's log))
Jack: ((You sure had fun with the whole ficfanfic thing))
Smol Asriel: ((Fanfic thing
Smol Asriel: ?
MettatonSEX: ((ohhhhh yes
Flame_warp : ((Barchar was interested in it for like))
Flame_warp : ((2 seconds))
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Smol Asriel: ((Now, now
Smol Asriel: ((Keep in mind
Smol Asriel: ((Smol Asriel never said he has puss puss
MettatonSEX: ((he said he had a hole
Flame_warp : ((Slarv))
Smol Asriel: ((That's correct
Flame_warp : ((Does smolsriel have puss puss?))
Smol Asriel: ((That's correct
Smol Asriel: ((Flame got it right the first time
Smol Asriel: ((Wow message lag
Flame_warp : ((I got what right?))
Smol Asriel: Metta explained two things for nothing
Flame_warp : ((Ohhh, about him being sexless))
Flame_warp : ((HA.))
Smol Asriel: ((👌
MettatonSEX: ((HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ANUS OH MY GOD
Smol Asriel: ((LOOKS LIKE YOU CUT OUT TOO MANY DAYS OF BIBLE STUDY
MettatonSEX: ((well its useful for anyone else
Smol Asriel: ((BECAUSE I FUULD U AGAN
MettatonSEX: ((darling i got confirmed and then became atheist i dont care about the bible study
Smol Asriel: best plot twist 10/10, the nine year old is sexless, not that anyone will ever know
Flame_warp : ((Why do you need to be confirmed to be an atheist.))
Flame_warp : ((Just))
Flame_warp : ((Dont believe in god))
Flame_warp : ((Boom))
MettatonSEX: ((i didnt
Smol Asriel: ((Lolwut
MettatonSEX: ((i got confirmed catholic
Smol Asriel: ((Confirmed in Christianity you dip
Flame_warp : ((Oh))
MettatonSEX: ((then a year later i realized i didnt believe
Flame_warp : ((Iunno I wasn't ever really a part of any religion before I was able to realize it was pretty bullshit))
Flame_warp : ((Asfarasiknowkliketheressomemarginforerror))
Smol Asriel: ((Wow religion talk is worse than gender talk
Smol Asriel: ((We're just doing all the best subjects in occ chat today
MettatonSEX: goes back home to work on the robutt
Flame_warp : ((Ikr?))
MettatonSEX: *robot
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
Flame_warp : ((Oh please, you said exactly what you meant))
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MageVaati: (tru)
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Smol Asriel: ((Inb4 abortion
Flame_warp : ((Can't wait til chime gets here. Cause then glamor and I get to do a thing with barchar that I want to do when someone can actually see her))
MageVaati: (glamors tomorrow tho)
Smol Asriel: snores adorably, his nose whistles
Flame_warp : ((I think it's a totally legitimate thing people should be able to do. MOVING ON HOW BOUT THEM ROBUTTS LOL))
Flame_warp : ((Oh I thought he was today))
Flame_warp : ((Nvm the first thing tgen))
MageVaati: (nah, 24th)
Smol Asriel: is curled up on Azzy like a cinnamon roll
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Flame_warp : ((Well, still, it let's me do a thing))
MageVaati: (also, glamor is me)
Flame_warp : ((Well, I still figure you'd wait for chime to introduce him))
MageVaati: (tru)
MageVaati: (im drawing EX-688 rn bc im trash)
Flame_warp : ((Who dat))
MageVaati: (the mettaton expy from jack's books
Flame_warp : ((Oh))
Flame_warp : ((I should prolly read those logs))
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MageVaati: (hi)
Hyper: ((ayy lmao
MageVaati: (gueeeeeess what i diiiiiid)
Hyper: ((whaaaaat
MageVaati: (( http://postimg.org/image/z65t6h28n/ ))
Flame_warp : ((Hi-per))
Hyper: ((10/10
Hyper: ((it's greay
Hyper: ((great
MageVaati: (thank)
Hyper: ((no lemme thank you
Hyper: ((you did that shit
MageVaati: (i dis it bc i wanted to fulfill your request)
MageVaati: (also writing in font is hard)
Hyper: ((i love it
MageVaati: (thank!)
Hyper: ((no problemo
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky "dry vagina" Whiskingtoj [Hyper].
: Frisky "dry vagina" Whiskingtoj [Hyper] is now Frisky "dry vagina" Whiskingtoj Hitler [Hyper].
♋: Spam has been detected and silenced. Please come [url=http://help.msparp.com/]here[/url] or ask a chat moderator to unsilence you if this was an accident.
MageVaati: (FRISKY YOU CANT PUT FOPDOODLE IN YOUR NAME)
Flame_warp : ((Uhhh))
Flame_warp : ((Damn they are really cutting down on all ties to that website whatsoever))
Flame_warp : ((Like))
Flame_warp : ((That seems a little excessive tbh))
MageVaati: (no no)
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??: ((lol
MageVaati: (FRISKYYY)
??: ((it's like charat
??: ((i had to test it
: anonymous [??] is now Frisky "dry vagina" Whiskington. [Hyper].
Flame_warp : ((I guess kick the silenced one))
Flame_warp : ((I think you can, mv))
Hyper: ((I made a new account just to avoid the silence.))
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Hyper: ((10/10 would test msparp again
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MageVaati: (i cant)
MageVaati: (im not a mod)
Flame_warp : ((Oh))
Hyper: ((tis okay
Flame_warp : ((Huh))
Hyper: ((i have a new account now
MageVaati: (you thought i was a mod)
Hyper: ((i only did that for science
Flame_warp : ((Isn't that against the rules))
MageVaati: (BUT IT WAS ME, DIO)
MageVaati: (i think)
Hyper: ((Fuck the rules.
Hyper: ((I'm Frisky motherfucking Whiskington.
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks in- Hey guys!
Hyper: * The outline lifts his head up from the table. [sub]"Hoooooowdy."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -sits at the bar-
Hyper: * The outline immediately slams its head back onto the table.
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Barchar: smiles over at aasriel. She floated around him, taking glances at hyper
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MageVaati: (im gonna do things be back soon)
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Flame_warp : ((...so hey, how about that possibility of hypersex img barchar))
Flame_warp : ((Hyper seeing))
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Hyper: ((it could be possible
Hyper: ((if hyper tried hard enough
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -drinks a cola-
Flame_warp : ((But I also might be leaving in about 20 minutes so eh))
Hyper: ((maybe hyper could notice barchar but is like "holy shit i'm high"
Flame_warp : ((Ptf))
Flame_warp : (('oh god I'm seeing gaster's imaginary friend'))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Gaster's home for imaginary friends))
Hyper: * He looks up from the table at AA, and notices somebody floating near him. [sub]"..What the fuck?"[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...?
Hyper: [sub]"Ehm, it's nothing. Don't worry about it!"[/sub]
Hyper: * He stares directly at where Barchar would be.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...k
Barchar: looks at hyper. "Oh. You can see me, too." she said, surprised.
Hyper: [sub]"I guess. Listen, am I drunk or something? Are you a tulpa or anything like that?"[/sub]
Barchar: shook her head. "No. I'm Chara! Your best friend! <3"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: who're you talking too?
Hyper: * He ignores AA, too interested in Barchar to think about what he said. [sub]"Well, mm.. alright. Are you friendly?"[/sub]
Barchar: floats over to aa. "He's talking to me, asriel <3. Say hi to him, for me."
Barchar: "Well, I did just say I was your best friend, now didn't I?"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((can I see him?
Hyper: [sub]"Right."[/sub]
Flame_warp : ((1: her 2: nope))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((k sorry
Flame_warp : ((You don't have to apologze))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((it was my mistake
Barchar: "In fact, if it wasn't for me, you'd still be a pile of dust!"
Flame_warp : ((You can't blame yourself for not knowing something you weren't tild))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((k thx m8
Hyper: [sub]"Oh? Huh. That's nice of you, though I haven't actually met you before.."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((I'm still gonna apologize when it happens
Barchar: "Oh, asriel. I've been here for a loooong time."
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Hyper: [sub]"Ah."[/sub]
Barchar: "I told you to say hi to him for me." barchar said, floating around aasriel
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((can i hear her?
Hyper: (("In this world," "It's.." "uh" "wait" "shit" "i can't thing of anything"
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((just saw that post
Flame_warp : ((Sure can't. If you could, she wouldn't be asking hyper to do it. To everyone except gaster, tfa, and now hyper, she's intangible, invisible, and inaudible. Technically, she shouldn't still exist))
Jukon or Junko: ((oi
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Jukon!
Hyper: [sub]"Uhm, AA? Somebody is saying hello to you?"[/sub]
Hyper: ((oi
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Flame_warp : ((Hi yazan))
Jukon or Junko: ((frisk wtf? that colour
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
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Hyper: ((use the dark theme then
Barchar: "Thanks, azzy <3"
Jukon or Junko: -walks in
Hyper: [sub]"Ehm, no problem."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks up qnd hugs her-
Hyper: [sub]"Also, howdy, Jukon."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Hey, Jukon!
Hyper: * He is an outline.
Jukon or Junko: -hus and kisses him back
Jukon or Junko: hey
Jukon or Junko: hey hyper
Hyper: [sub]"How the fuck did you recognize me from a shitty outline of my body?"[/sub]
Hyper: [sub]"Uhm, never mind. Hi."[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: AD told me what happened
Barchar: "I-" L suddenly she disappears. Weird.
Hyper: [sub]"Ah."[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: plus the horns
Flame_warp : (((gtg)))
Jukon or Junko: (k
Hyper: ((seeyah
Hyper: [sub]"That makes more sense."[/sub]
Hyper: [sub]"I hope I get into a body soon before I don't become too much of an asshole."[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: how are you erron
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Good... -hands her a cola- want one?
Jukon or Junko: yeah
Jukon or Junko: -takes it-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -kisses her cheek- heh.
Hyper: * He leans back into his chair, rocking back and forth.
Jukon or Junko: sucks losing that body
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Hyper: [sub]"Mmhm."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Robo: ((ayy
Hyper: [sub]"Hey, at least I have my memory back."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (ayy
Hyper: ((ayy lmao
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Jukon or Junko: really? all of it?
Hyper: [sub]"Yep."[/sub]
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Hyper: [sub]"My SOUL isn't really with my dust currently, so I may be a mild asshole at times."[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: prefered you as a tubby goat
Jukon or Junko: hey has anyone seen AD lately
Hyper: [sub]"I can see why."[/sub]
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Hyper: [sub]"Mm.. I think he is snuggling with Smolsriel."[/sub]
Hyper: [sub]"I think."[/sub]
F!B10: tests their color.
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Jukon or Junko: ...
AAsriel/[Frisk]: . . .
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Hyper: [sub]"Hm?"[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: guess thats a no
F!B10: enters.
F!B10: [font=Futura]Hey, everyone.[/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Howdy."[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: hey
Jukon or Junko: -she doesn't seems very happy
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Hiya.
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F!B10: looks to Jukon.
F!B10: [font=Futura]You okay?[/font]
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Jukon or Junko: -leans on AA- no not really
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -hugs her-
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Jukon or Junko: -hugs back-
F!B10: [font=Futura]If there's anything I can do, just say, alright?[/font]
Jukon or Junko: (hey mv
MageVaati: (hi)
Hyper: ((hi
MageVaati: (ive been drawing)
F!B10: ((hOi!!!!
Hyper: ((nice
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((yo
MageVaati: (yo)
Jukon or Junko: -heads over to the couch-
F!B10: sits by her.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -follows-
F!B10: [font=Futura]What's wrong?[/font]
Hyper: * He is just sitting alone.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: yeah...
Jukon or Junko: -lies on the couch- someone from my past life has returned
F!B10: [font=Futura]...Oh.[/font]
Jukon or Junko: he wants to finish what he started
F!B10: [font=Futura]As in what?[/font]
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Hyper: ((Jukon: he wanted to finish all that debauchery
Jukon or Junko: -points to her cybernetics-
F!B10: [font=Futura]Make you ALL robot, I assume?[/font]
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: O-oh...
Jukon or Junko: no, hes the one to took my real arm and leg from me
F!B10: [font=Futura]![/font]
F!B10: [font=Futura]Oh man...[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: What does he want from you?
F!B10: [font=Futura]Do you know why he's doing this...?[/font]
Jukon or Junko: to kill me
Hyper: * He stays silent, secretly listening to the conversation.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Well, We're here to protect ypu!
F!B10: [font=Futura]Then we need to stop him![/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: *you
Jukon or Junko: you can't
F!B10: [font=Futura]And Erron's right![/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...?
Jukon or Junko: His name is the The White Wolf
F!B10: [font=Futura]...Wait, what?[/font]
F!B10: [font=Futura]![/font]
Hyper: ((oooooo plot twist
F!B10: [font=Futura]I think I saw him once.[/font]
Jukon or Junko: hes being fighting for over 25 years, and not once has anyonce ever hit him in combat
F!B10: [font=Futura]Ever HIT!?[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
F!B10: [font=Futura]Jeezus![/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: woah...
Jukon or Junko: not blade, not bullet, not laser, not explosion
Jukon or Junko: nothing
F!B10: [font=Futura]Hm.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: not blade? damn... -puts his sword away-
F!B10: [font=Futura][s]...How about leftover radiation from said explosions?[/s][/font]
Hyper: ((Has anyone attempted to hit the White Wolf with a dildo?
Jukon or Junko: (you miss
MageVaati: (thats a mtt-brand attack)
Hyper: ((shit
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (( inb4 [Frisk] does that
Jukon or Junko: you know of him B10?
Jukon or Junko: ((this is what happens if you fight the wolf
AAsriel/[Frisk]: . . .
F!B10: [font=Futura]I only ever saw him once...[/font]
Hyper: ((your dick is chopped off
F!B10: (( inb4 http://eelslap.com hits))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((inb4 Etika yells "MY DICK"
Jukon or Junko: hes part of the royal Guard in my timeline
F!B10: [font=Futura]Hmm.[/font]
F!B10: [font=Futura]Maybe if everyone at once...[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: What if we reason with hij?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: *him
Hyper: ((What if we nuke him?
Hyper: ((Will he hide in a fridge and live
Jukon or Junko: You won't win B10, how many people do you think hes fought in the battlefields at once?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((*indiana jones themr*
Jukon or Junko: what do you mean Erron?
Jukon or Junko: ((that may work))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: if we talk to him...
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: and maybe show him how you've changed
Jukon or Junko: If I approach him, he'll just attack me
Hyper: [sub]"What if we nuke the shit out of him?"[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: hes the bodyguard to Asgore (YoungKingAsgore
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Hyper: ((Imagine if the Underground was nuked
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Jukon or Junko: he has some form of shield too, pretty much everything deflects away from him.....but the radition
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Hyper: [sub]"Radiation poisoning could kill him. Or if we slip rat poison in his drink."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: walks in again.
Jukon or Junko: as far as I know, he doesn't eat
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Hyper: [sub]"Howdy, Mettaton!"[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: Hey metta
Hyper: ((Metta: go fuck a deer faggotoid. Hyper: woah chill
MettatonSEX: ((...no
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Hyper: ((i knew you would say no
MettatonSEX: ((don't use the f-slur, like, seriously
Hyper: ((ah okay
Hyper: ((i won't do it again
MettatonSEX: ((thank you
Hyper: ((now i know to not do it so thank you
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
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Jukon or Junko: Erron perhaps you could......no,
MettatonSEX: So, what's going on?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: this guy sounds like the most OP fucker...
F!B10: [font=Futura]Radiation![/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
F!B10: [font=Futura]I saw him order a drink from here, I think. We might have success thanks to Hyper.[/font]
Jukon or Junko: Hes not a god as far as I know
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Bees! Kill him with bees! He can't dodge all of those tiny stingers!
MettatonSEX: Uh, fill me in, please.
F!B10: ((IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
Jukon or Junko: The White Wolf
AAsriel/[Frisk]: We gonna kill a guy using bees!
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Hyper: [sub]"Radiation is our best bet to kill that guy."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: That motherfucker.
MettatonSEX: What a tool.
Jukon or Junko: he wants to to finish what he started
AAsriel/[Frisk]: he wants Jukon dead... But I wont allow it.
MettatonSEX: Either radiation, poison, or we could [s] [color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color] [/s] attack him when he's distracted, if that's possible.
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Hyper: ((Metta: he's a tool and that's not cool, finishin' what he's startin, bro, he doesn't even have a fro! so cool, so cool, white wolf fuckin' drools, so cool, so cool
AAsriel/[Frisk]: or use Bees.
Jukon or Junko: fighting him is well......
MettatonSEX: ...Maybee.
Jukon or Junko: not an option
AAsriel/[Frisk]: . . .
Jukon or Junko: the only time I fought him, he was able to see my moves before I even started them
Hyper: [sub]"Why doesn't an attractive girl go over to him and 'gets him interested in bed'? He would be vulnerable then."[/sub]
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MettatonSEX: He might be ace.
Jukon or Junko: Ace?
MettatonSEX: Or gay.
F!B10: [font=Futura]I... I could do that.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Ace as in asexual.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
F!B10: [font=Futura]But probably not.[/font]
Jukon or Junko: actually I think he is
Jukon or Junko: Ace
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Ah...
Hyper: [sub]"We could either expose him to radiation or trick him to get in bed."[/sub]
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Jukon or Junko: as far as I can tell he is more machine than monster
Jukon or Junko: and he is completely dedicated to serving Asgore
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MettatonSEX: You could use an EMP and kill him then.
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Jukon or Junko: hes powered by ragnite, -pops out a crytsal in her arm-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: We could, but we'd have to make sure Jukons out of the room.
Hyper: [sub]"Or we can get Asgore to get him in bed so we can kill him."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh
MettatonSEX: Or ask Asgore to, ya know, tell him to not kill you.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh yeah... simple enough.
MettatonSEX: If all else fails, how do you disable ragnite?
Jukon or Junko: yea, this Asgore and I don't excatly hae a good history together
Jukon or Junko: as far as I know, wait 200 years for it to lose power
MettatonSEX: Fuck.
MettatonSEX: ...
Hyper: [sub]"Then somebody should throw him in a timeline where time goes faster."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: What if I [s]begged[/s] Asked him...
MettatonSEX: Send him to a super-fast timeline, yeah.
Jukon or Junko: you'd have to be able to hit him
MettatonSEX: Or bait him.
Jukon or Junko: maybe talkng might be the best option
Jukon or Junko: perhasp a trap would work too
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I called it!
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh
AAsriel/[Frisk]: a trap?
Jukon or Junko: I can't go anywhere near Asgore or The Wolf
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I can do it
Hyper: [sub]"Then we trick him to get in a super-fast timeline."[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: he'll likely have back up power sources too
Hyper: [sub]"Then we burn it all down with combustible lemons."[/sub]
Jukon or Junko: you'll have to decide on your own Erron
Jukon or Junko: I'm afraid he might try to hurt you though to get to me
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: It's no secret that you've changed your ways... If I just calmly and rationaly telll him. He might spare you.
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MettatonSEX: ((hi
Jukon or Junko: if you go, just be careful
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (yo
Jukon or Junko: and maybe talk to asgore first
F!B10: [font=Futura]I bet I could trick him.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I will...
Jukon or Junko: how B10
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: Cien: * ( Hey, I might be on PC later today. Finally. )
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (k
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F!B10: [font=Futura]Either rad poisoning, or the other thing where we get Asgore to get him in bed or somethin'...[/font]
F!B10: ((i just had an amazing idea
Jukon or Junko: hes not sexually active b10
F!B10: ((Robo's idiot sibling that uses emoji
F!B10: [font=Futura]Hm.[/font]
: Cien: * ( wot )
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Jukon or Junko: the only thing he knows is combat
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Jukon or Junko: ((Erron can go anytime
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Jukon or Junko: ((to talk to Asgorre
F!B10: [font=Futura][sub][sup]...maybe masochism?[/sup][/sub][/font]
Hyper: [sub]"Then we teach him to stick his 'sword' into B10's 'hole of flesh'."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((I can talk to him now?
Jukon or Junko: ((yes
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((k
MettatonSEX: ((hi
F!B10: looks to Hyper...
F!B10: [font=Futura]Maybe.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: No.
F!B10: looks to Mettaton.
Hyper: [sub]"Metta, don't."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I'll go talk to him...
MettatonSEX: No forcing sex, let Erron handle this.
Hyper: [sub]"Oh, okay! Be careful."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: Best of lick.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Iwill.
MettatonSEX: *luck
: Cien: * ( BEST OF LICK )
F!B10: [font=Futura]...c o u l d y o u n o t ?[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Thanks...
MettatonSEX: Could you not?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Where is he?
Jukon or Junko: -kisses him- be careful okay, don't try to fight him
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F!B10: [font=Futura]Could YOU not?[/font]
Jukon or Junko: talk to Asgore, hes at the castle
MettatonSEX: How about you maybe chill.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Ok...
F!B10: [font=Futura]How about YOU chill?[/font]
: Cien: * Cien wakes up, having passed out on the couch. She rubbed her eyes.
F!B10: is just playing around.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -heads for the amydoor-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: *Anydoot
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Jukon or Junko: I dont know where hThe wolf is at, but Asgore might
F!B10: ((ANYDOOT
AAsriel/[Frisk]: *anydoor
MettatonSEX: sighs, and goes to the couch.
MettatonSEX: ((amudoor, for all you sonic fans
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Jukon or Junko: I'll stay here
Jack: ((Mind darkening up, Hyper? Dark theme gives me headaches 'n shit))
MettatonSEX: ((*amydoor
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Don't worry
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I'll be ok.
F!B10: [font=Futura]I'm just messing with ya.[/font]
Hyper: ((okay
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Hyper: ((better
Jack: ((Much))
MettatonSEX: looks to Cien. "Hi, I don't think we've met."
MettatonSEX: ((it's all good
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Hyper: * He decides to stay silent, at least for now.
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: -enters the code and enters the timeline-
Jack: [font=palatino]-walks in through the Anydoor-[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: -is at the castle, doing some kingly duty-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((doody))
MettatonSEX: Hi Jack.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks towards the castle-
Jack: [font=palatino]No way, I'm no criminal.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((i hope he washes his hands
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Uh.
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((badumtss
YoungKingAsgore: ((This Asgore gives th toliet a bad time
Jack: [font=palatino]-holds back a chuckle-[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: -theres guards around
MettatonSEX: Oh right.
F!B10: looks to Hyper.
YoungKingAsgore: -but none stop you
MettatonSEX: I made an accidental pun.
F!B10: [font=Futura]I have an idea.[/font]
: Cien: * She snapped back to reality.
: Cien: * "Huh?"
YoungKingAsgore: -Jukon is still in the bar-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -talks to the guards- Hi, nice armor...
Jack: [font=palatino]-snorts lightly-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Yeah.[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: -the guard just stares-
Jack: [font=palatino]-mutters a sarcastic "Classic EX"-[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
: Cien: * ( gtggg )
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MettatonSEX: chuckles, then turns back to Cien. "I don't think we've met. I'm Mettaton."
MettatonSEX: nvm
MettatonSEX: ((cya
YoungKingAsgore: -hes not stopping you
F!B10: whispers "[sub][sup]sexual combat[/sup][/sub]" to Hyper.
F!B10: ((Brb dinner
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ok... -walks into the castle-
MettatonSEX: Did you just call me EX?
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Jack: [font=palatino]Hmm?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Oh, right.[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: ((I got 30 minutes lef
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, sure. Sarcastically, at least.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ((hi chime
Gaster: ((heyoooo
Glamor: [font=glamor]((one more day[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: -Asgore is in the throne room, just doing some stuff
Gaster: ((guess who forgot she was gonna draw today
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks towards the kings room-
YoungKingAsgore: Howdy
Gaster: ((it's me
Jack: ((glad you came to))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh...
Jack: ((chime in))
MettatonSEX: ((lol
AAsriel/[Frisk]: H-hello, King Asgore Sir.
YoungKingAsgore: I've seen you before, at the bar
Gaster: ((at least i didn't sleep until 1 am again
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Yes...
Gaster: ((*pm
YoungKingAsgore: what brings you here?
MettatonSEX: ((thats bc you were up till 3
Jack: ((Damn))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Uhm... Your bodyguard... White Wolf.
Gaster: walks in, looking tired.
YoungKingAsgore: nothing wrong at the bar is ther?
MettatonSEX: Hello, darling.
YoungKingAsgore: the Wolf?
Jack: ((You really did have fun with that fanfic stuff, huh?))
MettatonSEX: You ok?
YoungKingAsgore: what about him
YoungKingAsgore: -is rather lax-
MettatonSEX: ((i drew fanart but its not inked yet
AAsriel/[Frisk]: He kinda wants my wife dead.
Jack: ((That was fast))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: . . .
Gaster: ((WORLDBUILDING IS MY JAM YO
YoungKingAsgore: whose your wife?
YoungKingAsgore: (test
YoungKingAsgore: -looks surpised- Wha? Why?
Jack: ((Well then you'll love this))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Gaster: ((like i have two alien races developed that's how much i love it
MettatonSEX: ((i drew EX-688 and Dr. Ala Bigelow. this is my life now
Jack: [font=palatino]-is still working in a notebook, albeit a much nicer one-[/font]
Gaster: Mmmh... I had an idea that didn't pan out. That's all.
MettatonSEX: Oh...
AAsriel/[Frisk]: uhm...
MettatonSEX: And you look tired, so.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Because, my wife is Jukon.
Gaster: ((that roughly translates to "i had a stupid idea and physics proved it was stupid"
MettatonSEX: How long did this idea take?
Gaster: All day...
MettatonSEX: Gaster oh my god
Gaster: Yeah. I tried something stupid again.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...so yeah.
YoungKingAsgore: -his face changes to stern- Oh
Jack: [font=palatino]-seems to be deep in thought looking at his notebook. If you like worldbuilding... This is your jam, yo.-[/font]
MettatonSEX: You're not a ghost or a robot. You need rest. And your time awake should be spent not doing dumb shit.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: She's changed! I can tell you don't have the best history. but please!
YoungKingAsgore: has shes?
YoungKingAsgore: -reveals his cybernetic arm-
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: ((i need to find this movie: https://41.media.tumblr.com/c77955c35858bcdd668f37f350d514f0/tumblr_o1jdz28vqF1u5qzj6o2_250.jpg
Gaster: I know, I know.
YoungKingAsgore: she did this to me not more than a few weeks ago
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Yes! Shes not an assassin anymore! She's super chill now.
YoungKingAsgore: she*
Jack: ((I dunno, the whole thing seems... OFF.))
MettatonSEX: ((johnny yong bosch
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I promise sir...
Gaster: ((JOHNNY YONG BOSCH WAS IN THIS THING
YoungKingAsgore: even if that was true why does she get away with her crimes of the past?
YoungKingAsgore: she has been ruining my life since I was achild
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...uhm... [sub]shit[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
YoungKingAsgore: she murdered my parents, tried to kill me when I was 12
Gaster: ((i'm watching the trailer and it looks like it was shot in the 80's
YoungKingAsgore: and nearly did it again a few years ago
Jack: [font=palatino]-seems to be working on an elaborate graph-[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: threatened to kill my love and my kid recently
Gaster: looks over at Jack. "You seem busy."
Jack: [font=palatino]-wishes he had a tablet with Microsoft Excel or some crap like that-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Yeah.[/font]
MettatonSEX: notices. "What'cha workin' on?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I... I'm sorry... But... -is clearly nervous-
YoungKingAsgore: and stole my arm from me
Jack: [font=palatino]Logging timeline traits.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Jack: [font=palatino]Yeah.[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: I was so afraid of her that I submitted to her requests,
Jack: [font=palatino]There's this one I saw where the earth spins at one rotation per minute.[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: I'm not after her, I want nothing to do with her
Jack: [font=palatino]Thirty second days, thirty second nights.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Yeah, those are pretty common.
YoungKingAsgore: I never ordered the wolf to hunt her
Gaster: It's interesting, huh?
Gaster: So many constant and variables...
YoungKingAsgore: I don't really command him anyways, he works of on free will
Jack: [font=palatino]The centrifugal forces are so insane you're about half your original weight.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Well, Jukon says... nevermind.
Jack: [font=palatino]That's a problem, by the way, considering the batshit winds.[/font]
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: I'm sorry for wasting your time...
YoungKingAsgore: what does she say?
YoungKingAsgore: what does she say
Jack: [font=palatino]Also, the whole planet is almost a disc shape with all the rotation. It's insane.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: Huh.
YoungKingAsgore: ((wtf msparp
Jack: [font=palatino]I got picked up and sent a mile.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Want to know the really crazy thing, though?[/font]
MettatonSEX: chuckles. "What?"
Gaster: Hmm?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: She said that he's come back to "finish what he started"
Jack: [font=palatino]They USE IT. They actually use the wind for transport.[/font]
Gaster: Oh, wooow, that's so cool!
MettatonSEX: That's innovative.
YoungKingAsgore: then he will
Jack: [font=palatino]People will just jump and get carried away for miles on end[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: and I can't say that is a bad thing
Jack: [font=palatino]You should see their stupid little helmets.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...With all due respect sir, I don't want my WIFE to die!
Jack: [font=palatino]They're like fish heads, but with bigger gills. And they control them to change direction.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Wow.
Gaster: leans forward in his seat, fascinated.
YoungKingAsgore: and what about those who lost their loved ones by her hand?
Jack: [font=palatino]The people there evolved to have much better eyesight and much worse hearing.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Also of notice, people there evolved to have much better eyesight and much worse hearing.[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: you dnon't think that they said the same thing
MettatonSEX: Huh.
Jack: ((Ignore one of those))
Gaster: ((msparp why
Jack: ((It got sent late))
Gaster: ((we believed in you
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
YoungKingAsgore: I told you though
YoungKingAsgore: I don't command him
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I...
Gaster: (gonna look for cosplay stuff
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Jack: [font=palatino]That way, they can see where they're about to land but don't get bothered by the constant whip of the wind.[/font]
Gaster: ((brb
YoungKingAsgore: hes out in the courtyard if you wish to disuade him, but you better do far better with him than you did with me if you want to save her
MettatonSEX: Wow. Anything else interesting?
YoungKingAsgore: though I hope not
F!B10: thinks of strategies.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Yes sir... Sorry fot wasting your time.
Jack: [font=palatino]Ironically enough, they never invented wind turbines.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]And that's how I'll make my fortune there.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Huh.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks to the courtyard-
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Jack: ((I love impromptu worldbuilding especially))
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...I hope this wolf guy is more reasonable than the king
MettatonSEX: ((thats beautiful
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The White Wolf: -is standing in the courtyard
Jack: ((Such a fun challenge))
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: Excuse me, are you Mr. Wolf?
Hyper: ((AA: HELLO, MR. FUCKER
Hyper: ((AA: I'LL GIVE YOU MONEYYYYY IF YOU DUN KILL MY WIFE
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The White Wolf: -hes a huge knight in white armor with a grey white's skin over his head, hiding his face-
The White Wolf: I am
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((XD
The White Wolf: -stares at AA-
Jack: [font=palatino]That was by far the most interesting one.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Well, uhm...
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I have a small request.
MettatonSEX: Ah.
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Jack: [font=palatino]There were a few others of note, though.[/font]
The White Wolf: .....
AAsriel/[Frisk]: PLEASE DON'T KILL MY WIFE!
F!B10: [font=Futura]{maybe}[/font]
The White Wolf: -is just staring
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Jack: [font=palatino]I saw one where water freezes into a weird gel, not hard ice.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Wow.
Jack: [font=palatino]The Antarctic was like a big bouncehouse, except with more freezing to death.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Huh.
The White Wolf: ((starting to hate this website)
Jack: [font=palatino]Also, snow has the consistency of blended gummy bears. Or so I'm told.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((ikr
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MettatonSEX: Hm.
The White Wolf: you are marrid to Jukon then?
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
MettatonSEX: ((hoi
Jack: ((Ey))
The White Wolf: why?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: How did you...
F!B10: ((hOi!!!!!))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: uuhm.
The White Wolf: she is the only one I am hunting right now
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Well, I've changed her.
Jack: [font=palatino]People will just eat frozen food there.[/font]
The White Wolf: so
Jack: [font=palatino]It's got an unusual chewiness to it.[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((Is the shit over?
MettatonSEX: Interesting.
The White Wolf: how does that excuse her past?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: That's the same thing the king said.
MettatonSEX: Though, I suppose Popsicles don't exist as they do here.
Jack: [font=palatino]Apparently, one Asian delicacy is frozen chicken blood.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-cringes-[/font]
Hyper: ((Donald Trump would take a bath in frozen chicken blood
The White Wolf: any what was your answer?
The White Wolf: not very good I pressume, becasue he is not here asking me to stop
Jack: [font=palatino]I'm going to give them Jello.[/font]
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MettatonSEX: ((ye
The White Wolf: ((gonna take a quick shower, make your case AA. it can be a long one
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Jack: [font=palatino]Well, sell them Jello anyway.[/font]
MettatonSEX: I'm oddly curious.
MettatonSEX: ((that eas for the blood wtf
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Smol Asriel: ((Hyper did you see the funtimed
Smol Asriel: ((It was
The White Wolf: let me hear your reason why I should not do the world a favor and kill her
Smol Asriel: ((Fuuuuuun
Jack: ((I wouldn't call that "fun"))
Female Asriel: will be pretty fucked if you kill her
Female Asriel: will be fucked if jukon gets merced
Smol Asriel: ((Fucking msparp
Smol Asriel: is sleeping on ad
Smol Asriel: ((It was fun in the same way that watching a car crash is
Jack: [font=palatino]There was also a timeline where the Earth is barren, and everyone lives on a lush Moon.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Hmm.
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MettatonSEX: The population must be very different.
Jack: [font=palatino]You'd think it would be pretty cool, but the overpopulation makes the whole experience shit.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Jack: [font=palatino]I'll teach them eugenics... Just kidding.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]It's a useless timeline to me anyway.[/font]
F!B10: leaves.
MettatonSEX: Yeah don't.
: F!B10 [F!B10] is now Robo [Robo].
Robo: enters.
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Robo: [font=Futura]Hey there![/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]What'cha doin~?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Not much.
Jack: [font=palatino]Then again, I can maybe get some sick earthrise timelapses.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Hm.
Robo: hears Jack
Robo: [font=Futura]Earthrise? What?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Also, due to the lower gravity, I'm basically a superhero there.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Not that I have any time to punch out villains.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Hm.
Jack: [font=palatino]Not like low gravity makes me bulletproof, anyway.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]Nice![/font]
MettatonSEX: I mean, bulletproof vests, but.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((someone watches Film Theory
Robo: [font=Futura]I suppose you're discussing timelines?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
Jack: ((I did see that episode))
Jack: ((But I was thinking about that concept long before it))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((;)
Jack: ((Just a coincidence))
Robo: [font=Futura]Y'know, I have an exploration mode...[/font]
Jack: ((Film theory probably got it back in my mind, anyway))
Jack: [font=palatino]Have at it.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]The timeline is KEK420[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]I came across a timeline where everyone's names began with 'Shm-'.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Heh.
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Robo: ((get the reference?))
Robo: [font=Futura]People were named Shmanglea[/font]
: ((that's schmancy fchancy
Jack: ((Reference shmeference))
Robo: [font=Futura]And Shmaniel.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((history schmistory
Robo: [font=Futura]And there was Shmarack Shmobama and Shmonald Shmump.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Was anyone named Shmitty?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Please tell me someone was named Shmitty.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]Yes.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-seems happy just to know that fact-[/font]
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Robo: [font=Futura]Shmitty ShmerbanmanShmenson.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Really?
Jack: [font=palatino]What a poor shmuck.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]He kept on going on about being 'number 1'.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Not Shmitty Shmerbanjagermanshmenson?
Jack: [font=palatino]Anyway, I oughtta get going.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]Oh![/font]
MettatonSEX: Ah, alright.
MettatonSEX: See ya.
Jack: [font=palatino]-gets up and walks to the Anydoor-[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]Metta! You got it right there.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Bye.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]See ya, Jack![/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-leaves-[/font]
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The White Wolf: ((bac
MettatonSEX: I know.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (K
MettatonSEX: Because I've been there.
MettatonSEX: ((hi
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (shall i make my case?
The White Wolf: (yes
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: The past isn't happening anymore. The future is about making things better. So, if we just drop this, you'll be happy, I'll be happy, It's a win win. Also I'll give you all the money I have on me, and a Cola!
The White Wolf: -stare at him-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
The White Wolf: go make your peace with her
AAsriel/[Frisk]: W-What?
Robo: [font=Futura]Hm.[/font]
The White Wolf: its clear that you are disillusional
The White Wolf: you barely gave an argurment
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
The White Wolf: leave now
Robo: [font=Futura]* B10 wonders if the trickery could work.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I...
Robo: [font=Futura]Tell me some of the timelines you've been to.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]I'm interested![/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...I just don't want her to die.
The White Wolf: I don't know what you see in her, but I can tell you are not evil like her
AAsriel/[Frisk]: She's not evil anymorre!
The White Wolf: is that something you can ensure
The White Wolf: to prevent her from hurting anyone ever again?
The White Wolf: does she even feel remorse for her atrocitiess?
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: I can assure you... she feels remorse
MettatonSEX: Well, I've been to one where almost all life was dead from a nuclear war, and the only survivors were the ones who could find shelter underground. Eventually, they resurfaced, and a new era of trying to find a way of life that they can survive off of is in reign.
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
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The White Wolf: I'm afraid your pleas hold no water
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is ww in bar?))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: They hold so much water!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Also Hily shit that's difficult to read.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm on dark now it's better))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is ww and AA in the the bar?))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (no
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K))
The White Wolf: really now?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: They hold an OCEAN
The White Wolf: tell me have you seen a black goat with a spot spot on his chest lately?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: No...
The White Wolf: one that was a bit on the heavier side
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I was told about him.
MettatonSEX: Because of the way the world is, there were no monsters, and some humans were horribly mutated.
The White Wolf: he was checked into the hospital not too long ago, for something minor,
MettatonSEX: They also had to do pretty nasty things to survive.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh.
The White Wolf: next thing he ended up dead, no one knows why
The White Wolf: and now the body is gone
MettatonSEX: (("well yeah monsters tirn to dust when they die"
The White Wolf: sounds to me like you don't even know your wife that well
Asriel_Dreemurr: has the dust if Hypers second body, if you managed to reach him.
The White Wolf: ((not here, theres no souls or dtermination in TK-421
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Well... uhm... I have 250G in my wallet.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Are you going to kill her now?
The White Wolf: I lve by honor, money has no bearing on me
The White Wolf: in due time
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah, but this particualr body turned to dust, due to having a soul in one way))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I'll do anything! please
The White Wolf: ((due to the soul in the body, something that doesn't eit in tk-421 ill allow
The White Wolf: (exist
The White Wolf: go and spend as much time with her if you truly care about her
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: ... You truly do have no mercy.
The White Wolf: not for the wicked
MettatonSEX: ((robo, you missed my worldbuilding
Robo: [font=Futura]Hm.[/font]
Robo: [font=Futura]What an odd outcome.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: What if I proved it.
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
The White Wolf: you may try
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Alright...
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Every night, she tells me about how she could just do everything to make it up to everyone.
The White Wolf: ((gonna go for a bit, be back on it like 20 minutes
Robo: [font=Futura]I found one where every day was a holiday celebrating a random being in the universe.[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((k
MettatonSEX: Ooh.
The White Wolf: ((write out your case on word or somethhing, have it ready
The White Wolf: ((brb
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Robo: [font=Futura]Like birthdays, kinda.[/font]
Gaster: ((back
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Gaster: ((where the fuck did everyone go
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Yazan went to do something
Gaster: ((I know but i think msparp shat itself
Gaster: ((i'll go check staffchat
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (eh...
Nance: ((I'm right here. Still.))
Nance: ((It's like I never leave))
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Smol Asriel: ((Msparp just pulled a charat i see
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (yo
Smol Asriel: ((Erron you better not fuck this up
Smol Asriel: ((My character is gonna get fucked if you do
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((so will mine!
Smol Asriel: ((So dont fuk it up lol
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (lel
Smol Asriel: ((Actually mines gonna get fucked either way since jukon is taking her sweet ass time to tell everyone fanta got arrested
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((fanta got arrested?
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The White Wolf: (back
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (k
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (here's my thing
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Every day she tells me how she wants to make it up to Asgore. I've seen her do things to make herself a better person. She's even trusted me enough to give me a detonator, that would destroy her cybernetics. she told me to use it if she ever went back to her old ways again. She genuinely cares about everyone... so please, I beg you...
The White Wolf: ((I thought that we paused Slar, not that it was still in play
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: (huh?
The White Wolf: .....
Robo: ((I was fine
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Gaster: ((wow msparp did shit itself then
The White Wolf: whose everyone?
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: everyone at the bar!
The White Wolf: ....
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...?
The White Wolf: (slar I thought we paused, that jukon didn't return to the bar yet
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The White Wolf: proof
The White Wolf: bring it
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
The White Wolf: -turns around and walks off-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [sub]god, what a dick[/sub]
The White Wolf: -has left-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks back to the anydoor-
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Smol Asriel: ((Nah
Gaster: ((Hey guys, why was frisky silenced?
Smol Asriel: ((It was whenever she returned to the bar
The White Wolf: -is sitting at the bar
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Smol Asriel: ((Frisky changed their name to hurler
Smol Asriel: ((Wow thanks phone
Jukon or Junko: -is stting at the bar, no the wolf
Smol Asriel: ((Hitler
Gaster: ((oh
Gaster: ((well then
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks back in-
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Jukon or Junko: hey
Smol Asriel: ((It makes sense tho
Smol Asriel: ((She forgot about it given the white wolf thing
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Hey, Jukon -is clearly grumpy-
Smol Asriel: ((Keep going
Jukon or Junko: its good to see your okay -hugs him-
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: Yeah, the Wolf is a dick...
Smol Asriel: ((Or maybe you could work in the rescue mission with her redemption
MettatonSEX: ((im back
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
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MettatonSEX: ((my mom was being a twat