Glamor: [font=glamor](( this shit child[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Also Joseph Ardiccioni )[/color]
Gaster: ((also check out what i can do
Jozlyn: ((lel))
: Europa: *NO
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm not even born yet shut up.[/font]
Gaster: ((there's a character thing that has a shortcut for characters
Jozlyn: ((So like what the admin did?))
Gaster: ((for example, when I type /dick I get Dedan
MettatonSEX: ((lol
Jozlyn: ((Perfect))
Jozlyn: ((Roulette? What's that))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( And because there's accounts )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( your shit is saved even on mobile )[/color]
Jozlyn: ((So this website is better at everything?))
MettatonSEX: ((glamor is /glm, mettaton is /mtt,
MettatonSEX: ((yep
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Also MSPARP is useable on mobile )[/color]
Jozlyn: ((It even looks better))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( hell yeah )[/color]
Jozlyn: ((Prefixes and suffixes aren't working for me though))
MettatonSEX: (you cant use two parenthesis
MettatonSEX: (use one
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Ah okay)[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](There we go)[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I put a gradient in Alpine's name because I can )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ( ❤︎ )
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Anything else I missed?)[/font]
Gaster: ((Jukon got married to one of the many asriels
MettatonSEX: ((not much, unless mettaton getting stabbed while drunk and not noticing counts
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Thanks, I think I'm caught up now. I brb though)[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((k
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Once I come back I'll RP)[/font]
Corsiva: *Corsiva wrings her hands nervously.
MettatonSEX: ...I'm sorry about last night.
Corsiva: "It's okay, dad."
MettatonSEX: I'm fine, if that's what you're worried about. Microton, are you alright? [sub]Please be okay[/sub]
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now A little meme. [].
: MicrotonEX: * "I'm fine, darling."
MettatonSEX: -Robotic sigh of relief-
Corsiva: thinks for a moment. "Dad, I'm going to Grillby's."
MettatonSEX: Alright, I'll meet you there.
MettatonSEX: -gives his daughter a quick hug-
Corsiva: *Corsiva hugs back, then floats on into Grillby's.
: MicrotonEX: * "..."
Gaster: *Looks like Gaster was already there.
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MettatonSEX: kneels down, his smile gone. "Microton, if there's anything I can do to ensure that never happens again, please, let me know."
Hyper: ((rippadipperooni
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Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up from falling asleep again. This guy must get like 2 hours of sleep at night goddamn.
: afk!Robo [afk!Robo] is now Robo [Robo].
Corsiva: "Hi, Papa. Hi Grillby."
: MicrotonEX: * "Okay."
Robo: enters the bar, in a rather doll-like maid outfit.
Grillby: *The flame elemental waves to the new arrivals.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hello, everyone.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Robo."
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hello, Mettaton.[/font]
Hyper: * He waves to everybody.
MettatonSEX: is hone
MettatonSEX: *home
Asriel_Dreemurr: is leaned against Hyper, looking around
Robo: didn't wave
Robo: walks over to Grillby. She orders some soda.
MettatonSEX: thinks for a minute, then gets an idea. "I think I've got it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Grillby: *Grillby places the soda on the counter.
Robo: looks to Hyper and AD, then quickly looks back, blushing, before sipping her soda.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine walks into the bar, with her black backpack and earbuds in her ears.[/color]
MettatonSEX: reaches into his chest, and pulls out a black shirt with a breast pocket, which has a pink heart embroidered onto it. "Maybe, if you're alright with it, a pocket would be better?"
: MicrotonEX: * "Yes! A pocket!"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: " heard what we said earlier, right, Robo?"
MettatonSEX: sets the shirt down, so that Microton can get in at his own pace
MettatonSEX: (([s]metta's gonna pop some tabs only got a mini him in his pocket[/s]
: MicrotonEX: * Microton crawls into the shirt pocket, smiling.
Gaster: has ordered a soda.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Back---is that the /me command?)[/font]
MettatonSEX: Hold onto the edge while I put it on, okay? I don't think either of us want you to fall out.
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MettatonSEX: ((yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: shows Jozlyn the /me affect
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Much better than -this-)[/font]
Jozlyn: tests OOC
Bondertale: (hi joz)
Gaster: shows off the cool /me.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Ah so I need that to be my username)[/font]
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine gets some chili fries from Grillby. She sits down and starts to eat.[/color]
: TriDuoSolo (Here kinda) [Jozlyn] is now Jozlyn [Jozlyn].
Robo: ((Ayy
Grillby: /me unfortunately doesn't work if you use the character shortcuts.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll take that as a yes?"
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: He is still sitting there...
Jozlyn: tests OOC again
Asriel_Dreemurr: to Robo
Bondertale: (we now have a ghost chara who is a possessive yandere for asriels)
Jozlyn: [font=arial](That's a nice command)[/font]
Corsiva: * Corsiva orders some fries.
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: MicrotonEX: * ( Is TFA the chara's main target )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I haven't been seen by bar Chara yet I'm safe))
Bondertale: (right now, tfa is the only one that can see barchar)
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Wait, where do I get the character shortcuts? I want to try something that might solve stuff)[/font]
Bondertale: (in the character freator)
Bondertale: (and bus)
Bondertale: (barchar. Has. Seen you.)
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Bondertale: (bud *)*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH GOD)
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Bondertale: (barchar has Sen everybody, but she's seen you a LOT)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH GOD x2))
Bondertale: (I dont know if you remember, but she is at least part of the reason that asriels have this propensity for selffucking)
: MicrotonEX: * ( I was going to make TFA flirt )
: MicrotonEX: * ( But then I got sidetracked )
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Barchar: shows up near tfa, again, waving and giving another chesire-cat cat grin. Oh. Waving. You can see its hands now.
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Chime: wowie look i made myself an ooc command
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Hyper: ((what about hyper
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Bondertale: (you can also give that name a prefix for oarenthesis)
Bondertale: (that's what I did)
Bondertale: (barchar. Has seen. Everybody.)
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "oh hey there beautiful"
Bondertale: (tfa is the only one who've seen barchar though)
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans back more onto Hyper
Barchar: it looks VERY confused. It smirks, laughing, though you can only actually hear it in spurts.
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Hyper: * He doesn't know how it is possible, but accepts it anyways.
??: Tri tests something OOC
Jozlyn: [font=arial](welp)[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](that failed)[/font]
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Chime: ((doop doop testing
Chime: ((there we go
Bondertale: (yey)
Bondertale: (I should put my ooc on a command)
Bondertale: (but)
Bondertale: (eh)
Gaster: sips his soda, wondering when Mettaton will arrive.
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: The Forgotten Asriel: * TFA smirks and leans back in his chair. He looks tired as fuck.
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MageVaati: ((lollipop luxury plays on infinite loop in the distance))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm bored."
: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
* Tri: tries again OOC, please ignore
Hyper: * He grins. "Of course you are.
Hyper: "
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Almost)[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](The colon ruins it though)[/font]
MettatonSEX: puts his shirt on, making sure to keep Microton safe
Barchar: turns back to ad. It puts a finger up, disappearing from tfa's view
MettatonSEX: *secure
MettatonSEX: *both work tbh
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wish there was some shit to do."
MettatonSEX: stands up. "Are you ready, darling
MettatonSEX: *?"
: MicrotonEX: * "Yes."
Gaster: Me too...
: MicrotonEX: * (What finger did Barchar point :o )
MettatonSEX: goes to the bar, smiling. "Hello, darlings!"
Gaster: grins. "Hello, Mettaton!"
Hyper: * He waves in Metta's general direction. "Howdy!"
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Okay, I can't do the character shortcut /me command because the colon. Darn)[/font]
: MicrotonEX: * He pokes his head out of the pocket, waving to everyone.
: ooc Test
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Mettaton."
: MicrotonEX: * ( Fuck )
Barchar: tfa can see it flicker around ad and hyper, putting it's hands near both their heads, and making the motion of pushing them together. It looks a little sinister, mostly because you can't see its eyes for the first time
MettatonSEX: waves to his friends.
Jozlyn: walks in through the anydoor. "Hello! :3"
MettatonSEX: Oh, hello, Jozlyn!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Would we be physically pushed together?"
Hyper: * He feels oddly uncomfortable right now.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hi! Sorry I haven't been here...[i]stuff[/i] happened.[/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He bursts out in laughter.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
MettatonSEX: Oh, dear.
Gaster: Oh, Jozlyn! I haven't... oh, what kind of stuff?
Asriel_Dreemurr: does aswell
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jozlyn."
Hyper: "Howdy, cat!"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Stuff as in problems after the recreation of my world. :/[/font]
Barchar: )pretty much. Just a weak push, feels more like you just decided to lean on each other)
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MettatonSEX: Oh no...
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mythisoleucine: FICK
Hyper: "Hm."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FICKING DIMMIT))
Gaster: ... I hope things didn't go wrong again.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]It's dealt with, but...things fell apart a bit, and it's a lot of pressure. 3:[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((SIN OF A BUTCH))
Gaster: ((fick's vaporrub
Hyper: "Is it just me, or are we leaning even closer toward each other?"
Barchar: )OH NAY)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I guess?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno, I'm enjoying it."
Barchar: (I AM DEEAING)
Gaster: I can understand. Vader's asked me to watch over a few other versions of her, actually.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BRB GOTTA FICK THIS BUTCH))
Gaster: ((sin of a beach
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He just sits back and watches Barchar.
: A little meme. [] is now mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FRICK))
MageVaati: ((i'm a boss ask niche niche niche))
Gaster: ((frisk
Barchar: seems proud of itself, appearing back at tfa
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "Hey."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((So bad Chara is turned on by Asriels fucking eachother.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((My chug
Asriel_Dreemurr: Hc*
Hyper: "I suppose I enjoy it too."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Everything should be alright at my world, there was just a lot to deal with. :/[/font]
MettatonSEX: I understand the pressure, darling.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Which is why I've been gone.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: turns, so he's more or less facing Hyper, and hugs.
Gaster: Yeah. Things can get a bit crazy in newly-built timelines.
Barchar: "Hi." It said, waving
Hyper: * He hugs right back!
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Mhm. That seems evident. But I'm here now. :3[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What have I missed?[/font]
MettatonSEX: extends an arm down to pet Jozlyn's head, affectionately, like the dork he is.
Gaster: A lot, I think.
MettatonSEX: ((oh dear
Hyper: ((Tell them you fucked a dick
Jozlyn: [font=arial](wowie)[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GASTER RUN))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN))
Barchar: "S-uo-ca-ual-ee me?" it asked, tilting it's head
Gaster: ((i backed out as soon as i could
Barchar: (?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((So you can actually see me))
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( what the hell did barchar just say )
Gaster: ((i wonder if they can read ALLL the chats omg
MettatonSEX: ((oh no
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gast))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]In that case, I think I'll learn what's happened as it comes then. I assume everything's alright?[/font]
Barchar: (yes)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I don't want to move again))
Gaster: ((if they can they're probably laughing at me
Barchar: (what ad said)
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MettatonSEX: Yes.
Jozlyn: seems happier after being pet.
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Gaster: ((for being a dweeb
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((We are all dweebs))
MettatonSEX: ((imagine if they saw
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "huh"
Barchar: (but being hard to understand is kinda the point)
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Staff if you are reading this, this was an accident, the end)[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]((GLAMOR HYPE[/font]
Hyper: ((Imagine if they saw the bodenroom))
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "huh"
Gaster: I think everything's okay.
Barchar: (everyone is a dweeb here)
Barchar: (this is dweeb illegal, USA and also korea)
Gaster: ((you mean the charat boden room orrrr?
Hyper: ((this bodenroom
Jozlyn: [font=arial](So boden room is still Charat?)[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I want to do something."
Hyper: ((no
Gaster: ((no
MettatonSEX: ((if they see the boden room after we get in there oh honey
Barchar: (dweebville *)*
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Oh k)[/font]
Gaster: ((we got a new one
Barchar: (autocorrect is shit)
Hyper: "Mm?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know what, but I want to do it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I'm so bored."
Barchar: blinks. "But y-an't-ar me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Would barchar watch two Asriels fuck))
Barchar: looks dissappointed
Barchar: (yes. )
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "i can't understand you very well"
Hyper: "What do you wanna do?"
Gaster: pats Jozlyn on the head.
Jozlyn: hops onto the couch, for once not smelling like sugar. She seemed a bit sad when she entered, but the pets turned her back to normal. Probably just the pressure.
mythisoleucine: Plot twist TFA's on an acid trip
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have no idea."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]At least everything's calm, and everyone's still nice. ;3[/font]
MettatonSEX: smiles at that. "Of course."
Barchar: continues looking disappointed. "Th-fi-ne to h-me."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
Hyper: "Hm."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "say what"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp I'm in and out for now.))
MettatonSEX: Oh, in three days, it'll be a very special day. Glamor is coming into the world! Also I'll be 79 but my second star child is coming!
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Glamor? :O[/font]
Corsiva: crawls over to Jozlyn and plays with her ears.
Barchar: shakes it's head. 'don't worry about it.' it said, in sign language. Or, whatever it was, tfa understood it.
Jozlyn: purrs, rubbing against Corsiva.
MettatonSEX: Gaster and I are having a second child together.
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Oh, I remember! That's great. :D[/font]
Hyper: "What do you like to do?"
Hyper: ((AD: have sex
Robo: wakes up to seeing Jozlyn, still in her maid outfit. If they're in the bar.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * TFA nods, smirking. He eats another fry and leans back in his chair.
Hyper: ((Hyper: ech
Corsiva: smiles, glad to have the kitty here.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Message pls send)[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hello, Robo! ...What's that outfit? :/[/font]
Barchar: seems to sit down next to tfa, looking at the bar, smugly.
Robo: [font=Roboto]!![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](There it goes)[/font]
Nance: ((Alright, off I go to Costco))
MettatonSEX: sits next to Jozlyn, smiling.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Oh! I work as a maid![/font]
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Bye Nancy)[/font]
Robo: curtsies.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] is now A Martini with a hint of COSTCO running [Nance].
Robo: ((Have fun at costco
Gaster: ((have fun getting free samples
Jozlyn: [font=arial]That's a surprise. Do you enjoy it?[/font]
MettatonSEX: chuckles.
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Asrifresh [Fresh].
Jozlyn: [font=arial](I'll have to get back into roleplaying slowly, I'm eh today and I was very eh yesterday)[/font]
Gaster: ((alright.
Fresh: enters the bar. "YO, robo." He said, waving.
Gaster: ((also check out my cool replacement that's probably never gonna be used: hire a samurai
Gaster: ((frick
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Asriel_Dreemurr: falls asleep
Barchar: 's eyes light up, as it disappears
Gaster: [color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](wowie)[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine walks into the bar.[/color]
Hyper: * He looks down at AD. "Huh. I guess he wanted to sleep."
Gaster: glances at AD and puts a blanket on him.
Fresh: is an adult asriel, just for the record. Fresh wouldn't possess a kid. At least not this one.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Looks like "HIRE SAMURAI" because of the barely readable A)[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]...yes (´∀`)♡[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: appreciates this
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'll be here more when I finish this comp match))
MettatonSEX: Hello, Alpine, hello, Fresh.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]That's good. I don't really know what a maid is though, but if you enjoy it, then that's cool. :3[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Also, hi you two.[/font]
Hyper: ((aight you csgo fucker
Hyper: ((csgo sucks dicks
Robo: [font=Roboto]It's like a servant, but [s]sexier[/s] cuter![/font]
Gaster: A maid cleans house. Sometimes they cook food, too.
Fresh: "Man, you are lookin' A-DAND-DORABLE, dawg. I-" Fresh faltered, seeming to slump slightly. ", I am all-up pooped all of a sudden."
MettatonSEX: And they get paid when you hire them.
: mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
Barchar: suddenly reappears next to tfa, smiling halpily
Robo: ((and sometimes they reenact hentai.))
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "hey"
Fresh: (when they're robo, anyway)
Hyper: * He pats AD on the head and decides to zone out for a little bit.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Hi...everyone...!"[/color]
MettatonSEX: How have you been, Alpine?
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Robo: wonders if Corsiva will notice her rather doll-like outfit.
Barchar: "Hi, again." It blinks, shaking it's head. 'sorry. I forgot you can't hear me.'
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Servant? I'd expect it to be good only because you get paid or something? ...Or because you get to be cute, I dunno. Why do you like it exactly? :/[/font]
Corsiva: thinks Robo's outfit is a bit strange.
Fresh: (oh god yneos)
Hyper: ((oh god yneos
Robo: ((Robo: Because it's my fetish.))
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine is simply wearing black jeans and a red zip-up hoodie. She also has white hair.[/color]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I think it's fun![/font]
Fresh: (robo: "It's what I was programmed for you dip")
MettatonSEX: is wearing a black t-shirt with a pink heart on the pocket.
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She looked at Robo. "Um...hi..."[/color]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Plus, my backstory has some to do with it...[/font]
Robo: looks to Alpine.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...I don't see how being a servant would be fun, but whatever you like, I'll respect. :3[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hi there~! (。・ω・。)/[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine is 16. keep that in mind.[/color]
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Gaster: Well, some people like to clean. It's relaxing, I've heard.
Gaster: ((psst
Robo: will.
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: The Forgotten Asriel: * "mmmmhm"
Gaster: ((do you guys want a fangame leak?
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Sure)[/font]
Gaster: ((i just finished the first midboss sprite
MettatonSEX: ((yell heah
Jozlyn: [font=arial]True.[/font]
Fresh: "Heh, this little lady is a grade-a weirdo, it's hard to deny. But she's an adorable grade-a weirdo. And 'sides." He adjusted his glasses. "I ain't got room to talk."
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Jozlyn: [font=arial](Yeah hell)[/font]
Barchar: 'are you feeling okay? Any way I could help?'
Robo: walks up to Fresh and hugs them.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Yep~[/font]
Gaster: ((okay, body horror warning:
MettatonSEX: So, Alpine, how have you been?
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Wowie that's great)[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Could be better...I got a lot of work to do today..."[/color]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](I'd guess her attacks would revolve around respiration, since it shows lungs?)[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Work? I can help you![/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh, I see.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]We can all help if you want. :3[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Yep~![/font]
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Gaster: What kind of work.
Gaster: ((Her name's Viscera.
Fresh: "But, you know, she'll do it without complainin'" Fresh said jokingly
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "I'm good."
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MettatonSEX: ((oh my
MettatonSEX: ((viscera means organs you sly bastard
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]([url=]And her theme is this[/url])[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](jk)[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((
Gaster: ((yep. perfect name for a pennanggalan
Smol Asriel: ((Papyrus is done
Barchar: it gives a thumbs up. Slowly, you realize that 'it' is a 'she'.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Ow Papyrus)[/font]
Smol Asriel: ((This one was not as hard as Toriel
Fresh: (pay is less creepy than toriel(
Fresh: (just because he looks less...entirely fucked uo)
Smol Asriel: ((Pap is a simpler joy mutant
Smol Asriel: ((Alphys is gonna be fucked tho
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Smol Asriel: ((I made more shit Azzy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is that))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What the fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath))
anon: (Brb)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((The fuck))
Fresh: (joy)
MettatonSEX: ((k
Smol Asriel: ((Joytale is a thing now
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He smiles at Barchar.
Jozlyn: remains on the couch, tired.
MettatonSEX: What kind of work?
Barchar: starts scanning the room. It becomes evident she's focusing on the asriels pretty hard.
MettatonSEX: idly pers Jozlyn.
MettatonSEX: *pets
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Smol Asriel: ((Fucking
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Smol Asriel: ((Why does my blog not show up in new when I post it on reddit
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He just looks directly at Barchar.
Barchar: eventually settles on fresh. She shakes her head. You can see her start to stand up before she disappears
Hyper: * He sits there quietly, pondering about a few different things.
Jozlyn: also sits quietly, watching the bar.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "bye"
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Gaster: gets another glass of soda.
Fresh: yawns. "Bro, what the heckity dang? I was fine 'fore I came in here, and now I'm suddenly more tired than a dang plain Ollie."
Robo: sits on the couch, playing quiet bossa nova music.
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anon: (Back
MettatonSEX: ((hi my love
Barchar: shows back up, sitting down. 'I move around a lot.'
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine sits next to Robo and turns on her tablet.[/color]
anon: (Hi daroing)
MettatonSEX: keeps petting Jozlyn.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What's that music? :o[/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "i can tell"
Fresh: (hi vaati's girlfriend)
Gaster: Well, Fresh, there's a reason for that.
MettatonSEX: ((you fucked up darling twice today sgh
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MettatonSEX: Asriels tend to get tired here.
anon: (Darking daroing darling)
Gaster: You see, it's kind of like jet lag. Your body isn't used to traveling.
MettatonSEX: It's weird.
Fresh: 'This is so exciting! None of you have ever seen me before! No ANYTHING has seen me before, actually.'
Smol Asriel: ((Now that that's done, I gotta do shit then I'll bring in Monaca or something idk
Gaster: ((seeing those all together reminds me of the mine shoe comic
Hyper: * He's only a LITTLE tired.
Fresh: (dark. Darking. Yet darking.)
MettatonSEX: ((this are mine darling
Fresh: "Really?well that's ten kindsa weird and a couple flavors of annoying."
Robo: watches Alpine.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]You'll get used to it.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Whatcha' doin~?[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "...Drawing....browsing Tumblr..."[/color]
Fresh: "Well, I'll be someone else in a couple hours, so I doubt it, dawg."
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MettatonSEX: Oh, you draw?
Barchar: snaps to fresh when she hears that. She immediately disappears.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Ah. Maybe not, then...[/font]
Fresh: (i would have barchar start flickering to tfa here, too, but I don't actually know how to represent her making asriels tired so eh whatever)
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She shows Mettaton a picture of Mettaton.[/color]
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Yeah....I like drawing..."[/color]
MettatonSEX: blushes. "Oh my! You're so wonderful at it!"
Fresh: freezes slightly. "D-dude..." Fresh said, suddenly looking unstable on his feet. "What the...he..." He stumbles toward the couch
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Grillby: polishes a glass.
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]?[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]You alright?[/font]
Gaster: ... Fresh? Are you alright?
Robo: [font=Roboto]I like drawing t- Fresh![/font]
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Hyper: "You okay?"
MettatonSEX: You even got the tiny crack near one of my facial studs that I recently fixed u-- Fresh whay the fuck?!
Robo: runs to him.
MettatonSEX: Are you okay?
Robo: [font=Roboto]A-Are you alright!?[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Do you need anything? [s]Sugar?[/s][/font]
Fresh: "y-yeah, dawg, I'm...f-fine." He said, holding onto a couch leg to keep himself up. " hit like a sack 'a bricks."
Fresh: (actually sugar might just be something useful gere)
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...That doesn't seem very fine. 3:[/font]
Gaster: Do you need to lay down?
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MettatonSEX: Oh, dear, do you need help?
Barchar: as fresh goes past tfa, he can see barchar kind of...on him.
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( on who? )[/color]
Fresh: "N-naw. I just...gotta..." He turned around, slumping on the couch and immediately falling asleep. His glasses are slightly askew, and at least robo can see a little bit of his eyes past them
Fresh: (fresh)
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Robo: [font=Roboto]!![/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I think I know![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Ah. Let h---?[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh dear!
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "what"
Hyper: "I guess Asriels are naturally tired, here."
Hyper: "Hhm."
Robo: actually [i]picks[/i] Fresh up!
MettatonSEX: !
Jozlyn: isn't surprised, because robotics.
Barchar: happily appears next to tfa. "Much better <3" He can hear her mutter under her breath
Robo: runs off with him.
MettatonSEX: Oh!
Jozlyn: [font=arial]??[/font]
Fresh: is snoring, because of course he is
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What are you doing?[/font]
Barchar: looks unhappy as robo starts running
Robo: [font=Roboto]Saving him![/font]
Gaster: Robo, wait!
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [].
Gaster: Just what do you plan to do?
Robo: [font=Roboto]I know him best![/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Wait for us! >_>[/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "huh?"
Robo: [font=Roboto]It's private![/font]
Robo: runs off.
Gaster: ... What.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Hey![/font]
MettatonSEX: ROBO
Jozlyn: runs after Robo.
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Gaster: follows Robo anyway.
Barchar: blinks, turning to tfa. "Oh. Can you hear me now?" she asked, excitedly
MettatonSEX: gets up and storms to Robo.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "yupp"
Fresh: is fucking OUT, dude
Fresh: "AWESOME!" she says, excitedly.
Robo: [font=Roboto]I WILL NOT HARM HIM.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Let us help! 3:<[/font]
MettatonSEX: Robo, if you do what your wording implied, I wil disassemble you.
Robo: [font=Roboto]I AM NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING SEXUAL.[/font]
Fresh: (gross)
Robo: [font=Roboto]I AM GETTING HIM A REPLACEMENT BODY.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Then tell us what you are going to d--what
Jozlyn: [font=arial]?[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]*And with that, they disappear.[/font]
Fresh: mebis physically incapable of understanding sex right now, anyway
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Fresh sa---[/font]
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]Welp.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((mebis
Fresh: (oh dsng)
Gaster: .. I... what?
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Gaster: ((bepis
MettatonSEX: What the fuck.
Fresh: (that was supposed to be barchar speaking, not fresh)
Robo: and Fresh appear in the lab.
Fresh: (typing is hard)
Jozlyn: [font=arial]:|[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Okay! I have a replacement body![/font]
Hyper: * He has no idea what just happened.
Robo: [font=Roboto]It'll be alright...![/font]
Fresh: can't really hear her, but he would appreciate the gesture
Hyper: ((Robodere Simulator
Fresh: (barchar is more of a yandere)
Hyper: ((true
Jozlyn: walks back, returning to the bar.
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: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( would TFA be able to touch barchar )
Fresh: (barchar simulator might be fun. Go around trying to get asriels and then keep as many as possible)
Fresh: (nope. She is very much a ghost.)
Jozlyn: [font=arial]I'm just gonna...sleep for a few minutes. :S[/font]
Jozlyn: hops on the couch, falling asleep.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Brb)[/font]
Hyper: ((she jacks off to asriels having sex and loves it when they're tired
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Hyper: ((thaaaaaat's barchar
MettatonSEX: ((soirit
Fresh: (she might do the former, but she likes them tired because when they're asleep, they can't leave.)
MettatonSEX: ((spirit
Robo: leaves for a moment, and returns with a copy of herself, from the last version. It doesn't have as much features, but it will work.
Gaster: ((grillby simulator
Hyper: ((i'll call an exorcist
Robo: ((I like the idea of Grillby Simulator
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MageVaati: ((mettaton simulator: pose))
Robo: ((It would be like those games where you cook for people
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Robo: [font=Roboto]Fresh! Wake up![/font]
Ant: (( Ayy))
MageVaati: ((yo))
Robo: shakes them a bit.
MettatonSEX: goes back to the couch and sits down.
Robo: [font=Roboto]I need you to be awake![/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( hi ant )
Gaster: also goes back, rubbing his forehead. "That Robo..."
Hyper: ((Gaston Simulator: it'a multiplayer, one player controls gaster and the other controls mettaton. the two players work together to have sex successfully
Ant: * walks in
Fresh: starts to stir "Oh...dude...that was weird."
MageVaati: ((gaston simulator: you figure out who dominates and who subs))
Ant: (( Ugh the /me command is weird in this
Fresh: (al gaston sex is success se)
MettatonSEX: Ugh.
Robo: [font=Roboto]I think you need a new body... I have one for you.[/font]
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Ant: sits down at the bar
Fresh: "Oh. Alright. That's...yeah. Thanks."
MettatonSEX: Hi, Ant.
Robo: holds up the body, with only a tiny bit of difficulty.
Corsiva: looks up. "Hello, mister Ant!"
Ant: Hey, Mettaton.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Use this![/font]
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Barchar: seems to immediately come down off her excitement. "Stupid robo." she huffed. "Just picking him up and taking him away. Who does she think she is?"
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Fresh: nods. " y'all mind clesrin' out, real quick?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She scoots over to Ant. "Hello..." She has white hair and is wearing black jeans and a red jacket.[/color]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I can watch. I'll be fine.[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Besides, I am interested in seeing your true form.[/font]
Ant: orders water and a burger
Fresh: "I ain't worried about you. I just kinda wanna get this asriel out and have him see as little as possible."
Robo: [font=Roboto]Oh! Alright![/font]
Hyper: * He is stilllll just sitting there quietly. He's pretty bored.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "i dont knkw but its pretty weird..."
Ant: forgot that grillby doesn't touch water and just gets the burger
Robo: leaves, and watches via security camera. Hey, labs are high-security areas.
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
Robo: [[Okay, go.]]
Hyper: * He looks down at AD. "Howdy!"
Barchar: "I know, right!? I go through all this work, and she just-URGH! I hate her!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy!"
Chime: ((hmm
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can only tfa see barchar?))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Back)[/font]
Chime: ((i'm thinking of watching the wizard of oz
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She sits next to Ant. She has white hair, and is wearing a red jacket and black jeans. And white Vans. "Hi..." She's also 16.[/color]
MageVaati: ((what if fresh possessed a gaster that wasnt ours. woukd he be dressed in like, 1970s clothes? older? 1890s clothes?))
Robo: [[You need to start. I'm sure the others are worrying.]]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](I realized I can get two of the three jobs I want right now, and even though I won't get them yet it's really cool that I can just do them whenever)[/font]
Gaster: ((still 90s, i think
MageVaati: ((oh))
Robo: [[Remember! The older version of me is for you!]]
MageVaati: ((i still like to think of gaster as the dad that tries too hard to be hip))
Gaster: ((so he tries to fuck bees?
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He just smiles and nods.
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Robo: waits patiently.
MageVaati: ((yes))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How are you, Hyper?@
Fresh: sighs, a little, purple, multi-tentacled parasite popping off of asriel's back, as all the clothes disappear and the glasses fall off. After a second of the asriel looking discombobulated, the robo copy starts looking rather...fresh-y. "Whuh...where-?" a rainbow portal opens, and robo fresh puts a hand on asriel's chest. "See you later, dawg." she pushed him in, before enclosing the portal and putting the glasses back on.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
Hyper: * He shrugs. "Pretty good."
Fresh: (nono, that's Asgore, vaati)
Fresh: (I dunno about gaster)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good.
MageVaati: ((EVEN BETTER))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Anything of interest happen?"
Fresh: (fresh probably has a hard time being them, it's mostly just trying to catch him)
Jozlyn: [font=arial]("yo waddup my dawg" "...i'm your son" "uh...[sub][sup]abort, he's onto me[/sup][/sub]")[/font]
Robo: realizes the old version has one big monitor across the eyes.
Hyper: "Nah."
Gaster: ((gaster, grillby, and asgore are the dad treo
MageVaati: ((yep))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](treo)[/font]
Gaster: ((*trio
MageVaati: ((theo confirmed))
Fresh: puts the glasses on anyway. He walks out. "There. Gotta say, this body is actually pretty fly."
Gaster: ((theo's getting his ass kicked currently
Gaster: ((or maybe not
Robo: enters.
Robo: [font=Roboto]That was amazing![/font]
MageVaati: ((not theodorus, just theo))
MettatonSEX: ...
Robo: hugs roboFresh.
Gaster: ((oh i thought you were talking about MY theo
Barchar: huffy again, folding her arms. "Anyway, hi, asriel! <3" she said, her mood immediately flipping back.
MageVaati: ((i was))
Gaster: ((welp
Fresh: "Uh...wait,what?"
Robo: [font=Roboto]Now, let's get to the bar, shall we?[/font]
Gaster: (([._.]
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Fresh: "Uh, yeah. Sure."
MageVaati: (([._.] hhhh))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Barchar bipolar confirmed)[/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "hey..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Will barchar speak to any other Asriel?))
Robo: [font=Roboto]Follow me~[/font]
Fresh: (yup)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or is tfa her limit))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]([l_l] HHHHHH)[/font]
Fresh: (she will eventually. Right now, she can only talk to tfa, because she's pretty much 'forgotten' too)
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Robo: holds their paw and walks to the bar. They arrive because fuck walking RP.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Ayy DD)[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ah))
Fresh: (what with being the remnants of a chara that got fucking DELETED)
Robo: [font=Roboto]He's fine now.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Hi.
DamnDude: ((TDS, what's up.))
MettatonSEX: Don't SCARE US LIKE THAT oh my GOD.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](A lot of stuff, thanks)[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs
Fresh: Fresh nodded,adjusting their glasses. "Doin' pretty good."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm bored. Again."
Hyper: * He then coughs quite a bit on his sleeve, before wiping some sort of dust off of it. "I can see why."
Gaster: Hello, Fresh, how are you doing?
Fresh: "Pretty good. This bod is pretty cool."
Hyper: "Don't go back to sleep, though."
Robo: ((robo doesn't have eyes. She has a long monitor across where her eyes would be.
MettatonSEX: is moderately upset.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey woah woah what was that?"
Jozlyn: [font=arial](I [i]might[/i] bring in a character from League of Legends at some point because my sister basically accidentally forced me to play it)[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Which is one reason I've been gone)[/font]
DamnDude: ((well then))
Hyper: "I coughed up dust. It's not a big deal."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...oh."
Gaster: ((well then
Robo: [font=Roboto]If you're upset... Don't be. Fresh is alright now, and that's what matters~[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I guess some of the dust is in somewhere you can cough it out from."
Fresh: Fresh. Wears. The glasses.))
MettatonSEX: sighs, crossing his arms.
Fresh: "Yeah,dawg. I'm doin' funky."
Robo: ((I suppose the monitor has the pattern of their eyes, then?))
MettatonSEX: I'm upset that you didn't say what you were doing immediately, okay?
Hyper: * He suddenly.. doesn't feel too good. "..Ech.. I feel like I'm about to throw up.."
Fresh: (sure.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...What do you need?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Any medicine?"
Robo: [font=Roboto]I need to do whatever I can for them! I love them![/font]
Hyper: "A paper bag to throw up in."
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, getting a paper bag and giving it to him
Fresh: (fresh pretty much just wants to wear the glasses, though. It's, like, their defining characteristic. Always there. )
Fresh: "Yeah..." Fresh said, looking awkwardly away.
Gaster: Yes, but you have to tell us what you're doing!
Jozlyn: wakes up. "...What's up? :/"
MettatonSEX: Okay, I understand, but if Gaster, say, needed to get a rare plant, I'd say I'm getting a rare plant.
Hyper: * He grabs the bag, and presumably throws up in it. For some reason, it didn't sound like vomit landing inside of the bag.
Fresh: "Hey, don't blame her. I told her not to tell you much about me."
Hyper: * He lifts his head up, and looks down at the bag. It was half-full with dust. "..Ew."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Are you throwing up dust?"
Gaster: looks at Hyper. "Enough about that, is he okay?"
Hyper: "Yes."
Hyper: "I'm fine."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I really hope that doenst disconnect some sort of bond with you soul..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "It should all come out from your mouth, through. Some places it's impossible."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "To Coe from the mouth, that is."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Come*
Hyper: "Nono, I believe I'll be fine. Throwing up dust is normal, right?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...No."
Gaster: No, it really isn't.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not really."
Barchar: gasps, disappearing again. She flickers over hyper, looking like she was trying to hold something together near his heart area. "
Hyper: "..Ah."
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Jozlyn: [font=arial]...It's not.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can hyper see them))
Ant: (( I made a custom character or whatever but how do I use it now? ))
Hyper: "Meh, I just feel like I'm sick."
MettatonSEX: It is as normal as a corporeal non-possessing ghost, darling.
Fresh: (not yeeeeet~)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's shouldn't be that bad..."
Gaster: ((it gave you the custom shortcut right?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Save the dust, just in case."
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Hyper: "Uhm, okay."
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Fresh: (as long as you saved it, it should be at the top of the character switching lidt)
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Fresh: (list *)*
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches one of their ears
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You'll be alright."
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: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
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Barchar: appears again, sighing. She put her hand in her hair, shaking her head.
Gaster: ((you may need to reload
Robo: gives Fresh a hug.
Fresh: (yeah)
Fresh: hugs robo back. "Thanks, hun."
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: The Forgotten Asriel: * "What's wrong?"
Hyper: "Mm.. alright."
Hyper: "I hope I'm fine."
Robo: !Fresh is the perfect hugging size.
Asriel_Dreemurr: m gives a quick kiss on the mouth
Robo: [font=Roboto]Anything for my love~[/font]
Alki: ((test))
Robo: ((He's RoboFresh now
Ant: ((test))
MettatonSEX: pats Hyper on the shoulder.
Robo: ((*They
Asriel_Dreemurr: tottally type "quick kill" before kiss somehow.
Gaster: gets Hyper a glass of water.
Ant: ((I figured it out))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Typed*
Monaca: opens the anydoor and rolls through, she's holding a plate covered in tin foil
: Asrifresh [Fresh] is now Robofresh [Fresh].
MettatonSEX: ((it's better than "a crap top"
Hyper: * He takes the glass of water. "Thanks." He chugs it all down.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Hello there. :3[/font]
Fresh: (oh, right thanks for reminding me)
MettatonSEX: Hello, Monaca!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((A shit of mercury))
Monaca: Hello, everyone!
Monaca: I finally got a break from class
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And po 👌🏼 op))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Hi...Monaca..."[/color]
Gaster: Congrats!
MettatonSEX: ((
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Monaca: ((He's never going to live that down
MettatonSEX: Congrats.
Monaca: ((Even on a new server
Gaster: ((magneton
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I finished class not too long ago..."[/color]
Monaca: So I baked you all some cookies
Barchar: "You're all so COMPLICATED." she said, sighing. "But he's more complicated than the rest of you. Trying to make sure that bond there doesn't shatter every 10 minutes is exhausting."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]:O[/font]
Monaca: ((Monaca is so weird to RP
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Cookies![/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful!
: Ant [Ant] is now Ant [].
Hyper: * He starts to feel a little dizzy. He partially leans on AD.
Gaster: Oooh, really! Thank you, dear!
Monaca: takes the tin foil off, they're chocolate chip
MettatonSEX: Thank you so much!
Monaca: rolls over to Gaster and Metta, presenting the plate
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Cookies?"[/color]
Monaca: Yep!
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Can I...have some? :o[/font]
: *Alki walks in
Fresh: Fresh chuckled. "Ya know, this bod is actually pretty dang useful. Normally I can root through memories 'n stuff, but this has got programming."
Monaca: They're for anyone
Alki: "Hello everyone!"
Gaster: takes a cookie, handing one to Corsiva.
MettatonSEX: takes one, smiling. He breaks off a small piece and gives it to Microton before taking a bite of the much larger piece.
Monaca: *They're good cookies
Corsiva: nibbles on a cookie. "Mmmm, these are really good!"
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
MettatonSEX: Oh, these are wonderful!
Monaca: Thanks!
Robo: [font=Roboto]It's a nice change of pace~[/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * Microton eats the piece like a savage.
Hyper: * He takes a cookie, and nibbles on it. "Oh, these are nice!"
MettatonSEX: Hi, Alki!
: mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She waved at Alki.[/color]
Jozlyn: hops onto the plate and takes one cookie in her mouth, then hops off and eats it quickly.
Fresh: "Guess y'all have never tried to butter up yourself. It's a new and exciting adventure."
Monaca: ((This is the hardest character I've played in a long while
Ant: ((brb
MettatonSEX: ((id lenny but shes twelve
: Robo's connection timed out.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine takes a cookie and quietly nibbles on it.[/color]
Hyper: ((^
Monaca: ((Save that lenny for Kotoko
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Alpine is 16. All ships defeated. )[/color]
Monaca: places the cookie plate on the table
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MettatonSEX: finishes the cookie. He gives Monaca a smile.
Corsiva: sneakily takes another cookie.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Tee hee~[/font]
Hyper: ((Considering how Slarvath's logic works, he should be able to successfully ship Kotoko and Monaca without being absolutely murdered.))
Monaca: smiles back
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Monaca: ((Kotoko does NOT get shipped
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You alright?"
Hyper: ((lolik
Monaca: ((Monaca is down
Jozlyn: wonders if she should or could take another cookie. Or the rest of the plate, even.
Hyper: * He nods. "..Yeah."
Gaster: looks at his daughter. "Don't take too many, I don't want you getting sick."
MageVaati: ((what if monaca said 'why didnt you guys say itadakimasu you rude pieces of shit'))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You sure?"
: Robo's connection timed out.
Gaster: ((what if someone said that before eating ass
Monaca: ((I eat ass
MettatonSEX: ((i would
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh my))
Barchar: looks at the cookies. "Sorry." she said, sadly. "I'd get you one, but I...cant."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Cue FF references )[/color]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He takes a cookie and eats it quietly.
MageVaati: (("itadakimasu", i say as i go down))
Monaca: ((That was the idea
Hyper: "No."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's wrong?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Frisky don't kill him pls))
Monaca: rolls over next to the couch and sits there
Lua: walks into the bar through the anydoor, he seems slightly more awake than usual.
Hyper: ((who says i will kill him
Gaster: Hello, Lua!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No I'm just saying in advance))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine goes back to sitting on the couch.[/color]
MettatonSEX: Hi, Lua.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I don't like where dis is goin))
Lua: Hey Gaster, Metta, and everyone else.
Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]after all, i have plans :)[/color]
Corsiva: waves, her mouth full of cookie.
MettatonSEX: Monaca, did you make those yourself?
Jozlyn: hops onto the plate and takes another cookie, eating it. Then she eats another one. Then she sits on the couch, hoping nobody saw or minded.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FRISKY NOT AAGAIN))
Robo: ((HC: A certain other scientist rubbed off on Bi0 while he was a NEET due to illness))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Chara is still alive isn't she))
Fresh: "Oh! You can move?"
Hyper: ((no
Robo: ((He became an anime nerd
Hyper: ((they aren't alive
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay good))
Monaca: I did
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait))
Fresh: (at was barchar)
Hyper: ((mm?))
Jozlyn: is glad nobody noticed or minded.
Fresh: (that *) )*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Does taking others bodies count as alive))
MettatonSEX: You're a wonderful baker.
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cause Chara was dead before that was a frisk))
Fresh: (this chara isn't alive)
MettatonSEX: ((metta's alive sooooooooooo
Lua: looks around the bar to see who's new. Seem's like he finally recognizes most of the people for once.
Monaca: Aww, thank you Mr. Mettaton!
Fresh: (she got fucking deleted, these are just remnants that have come back through determination)
Hyper: ((chara is dead she wasn't able to summon another body because all the SOULs hated her
MettatonSEX: Of course!
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm talking about Friskys Chara))
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Hyper: ((and her body got thrown into the lava
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((lol rekt))
Corsiva: looks closer at Lua. "Mister, are you like my dad?"
: Robo's connection timed out.
Ant: ((I'm back
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((How are you gonna kill him))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]("Random person, are you my father?")[/font]
Lua: looks confused for a moment, "What do you mean by that?"
Fresh: (oh, okay)
Hyper: ((you did revive him, but you had a flaw
Ant: ((Or not...I gtg
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's wrong, hyper?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Pls))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Bye Ant)[/font]
Hyper: "..Nothing."
Corsiva: "Like, do you have a robot body like him?"
MettatonSEX: turns to Corsiva. "Corsiva, oh my god, you don't just ask someone that."
Hyper: "I'm fine."
MettatonSEX: ((cya
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She waves at Lua.[/color]
Monaca: sits peacefully
Fresh: (tbh, even if that chara cane back, barchar would make t stay bacj)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Please tell me, I can't have something be wrong and I don't know."
MettatonSEX: I'm not mad, but oh my god.
Lua: Well, mostly, I still have some body left to me.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know if it will be serious, or..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I don't want to lose you again..."
Hyper: "..Can I have a bunch of bottles so I can throw up the dust in them?"
MettatonSEX: ((corsiva, you don't just ask someone why they're white
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Hyper: "I need to store them, at least."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure."
Hyper: "Thanks."
Corsiva: tilts her head. "Some body... so you're not a ghost then."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gives him the old bottles
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now mythisoleucine [TFAsriel] [].
: Monaca [Monaca] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Lua: Nope, I'm still kind of human.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Frisky is the soul gonna unbound when he coughs all the dust out))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Thought Corsiva was about to sing All-Star, rip)[/font]
Robo: sits next to RoboFresh, turns up floof levels, and snuggles them.
Gaster: ((glamor is the shit child and corsiva is the meme child
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ONCE TOLD ME))
Smol Asriel: is under a pile of pillows on the couch
Hyper: * He gathers the old bottles in his arms and opens one of them. Dust falls out from his mouth into the bottle.
Fresh: "Ya know, I could prolly get used to this. This body ain't gonna reject me. I mean, probably. Not unless there's some ai in here I ain't hearing."
Lua: lifts his goggles up for a moment, revealing normal eyes and some non-metal body.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...that can't be good..."
MettatonSEX: ((both are memers but corsiva is the cute meme and glamor is the shit meme
Corsiva: "Ooooh, I see."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Microton is a little meme too )
Hyper: ((You'll see, AD
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Corsiva is the good memer and Glamor is the annoying memer)[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((gaster is the shitpost
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Frisky pls))
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton is the spicy big meme
Lua: ((Before I fuck this up, what is Corsiva gender wise.))
Fresh: () and mettaton is the port ad
MettatonSEX: ((female
Hyper: * The entire bottle is filled up. He opens another bottle and he throws up dust in that!
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Glamor uses john cena and damn daniel and that stuff, and Corsiva uses All-Star and other good memes)[/font]
Hyper: * He feels very sick.
Barchar: yell
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry this is happening..."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Are you alright? e-e[/font]
Fresh: Ps, disappearing back over to hyper
MettatonSEX: ((glamor doesnt use damn daniel, but he uses john cena
Fresh: (JOHN Cena is a good meme)
Gaster: ((corsiva likes history of japan
Robo: [font=Roboto]You're not, trust me~[/font]
Fresh: (drt drrt drrt drrrr)
MettatonSEX: ((they all like history of japan
Hyper: * He raises his head up, and tries to speak. He ends up choking a little bit of the dust, and jumps. He proceeds to throw up the dust in the second bottle.
Robo: ((>multi-tentacled
Smol Asriel: 's snoot is sticking out from the pillows
Jozlyn: [font=arial](The horn part is good, john cena itself is ech)[/font]
Lua: So, I'm guessing you're Gaster's and Metta's daughter then. I can definitely see the similarities.
Barchar: yelps, disappearing over to hyper
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "...bye"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Geez... I'm really sorry we couldn't do this in any better way..."
Robo: ((inb4 Fresh boden tentacles Robo
anon: (History of japan is the best meme)
Corsiva: nods. "Yup! My name's Corsiva Gaster-Blook!"
Jozlyn: [font=arial](I'd believe it)[/font]
MettatonSEX: (( g# a# f# a
Fresh: (well, his tongue...)
Gaster: ([color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((agreed, jas
Jozlyn: [font=arial](G# A# F# A? I'm curious)[/font]
Robo: ((I LOVE history of japan
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gaster you are never gonna ever use that again are you))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](What is that)[/font]
Fresh: (but tbh I dunno how to describe true fresh otherwise)
Lua: ((Open.. Up.. The.. Country. Stop.. Having.. It.. Be.. Closed.))
MettatonSEX: (( how about ~*~*SUNRISE LAND*~*~
Fresh: (hey, chime, I have an enemy I want dead. Advice?)
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Uh)[/font]
Gaster: ([color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((those are the notes to my time isnow
Robo: (([url=]this rp rn[/url]))
Fresh: (kthx)
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Lua: ((They brought guns, clocks, and JESUS))
Hyper: * The second bottle fills up, and he moves on to the third bottle.
MettatonSEX: ((gaster please gimme the code to that
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Gaster: ((before i do
Jozlyn: [font=arial]([url=]Wrong link Robo[/url])[/font]
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Barchar: seems to be straining a bit, trying to keep hyper together
Gaster: ((i just pluckd out the notes you gave on my viola and honsestly g# a# f# g# works better
Robo: ((but this RP is goats and ghosts rn
MettatonSEX: ((ah
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Lua: What a nice name, my name's Lua.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](And history of japan)[/font]
Fresh: ( robodogs)
Fresh: (and robodogs)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No sigh of stopping huh."
MettatonSEX: ((i want to hire a samurai
Jozlyn: [font=arial](History of japan was the top recommended for that link, Robo. YouTube is stalking us)[/font]
Gaster: (([color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
Gaster: ((SHIT
Lua: ((How about I do, anyways))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wait what is BarChar doing?))
Hyper: * He then moves on to the final bottle..
Chime: (([color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
Gaster: ((it does not want me posting the code in here
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She waves at Lua. "Hi!"[/color]
Hyper: * Barchar seems to be doing jackshit.
MettatonSEX: ((just pm it to me
MettatonSEX: ((reddit or tumbly either way
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Tumbly)[/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Chime use the raw tag )
Lua: Hello.
Robo: ((Gtg
Fresh: (futility trying to help hyper not barf himself to fucking dewth)
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Gaster: ((tumbly bumbly
MettatonSEX: ((cya
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( gtg bye )
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Corsiva: smiles. "Your name's nice too!"
Jozlyn: is on the couch, half-asleep.
Asriel_Dreemurr: puts an arm around hyper as they keeps putting dust into the bottle
Lua: didn't hear Alpine's name yesterday.
Hyper: * The final bottle is filled up.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You alright?"
Hyper: * He collapses on AD, the bottles dropping to the floor.
Hyper: "N-No?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Hyper: * The bottles of dust break.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's wrong?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Someone, please put that dust into a container!"
Hyper: "..I-I, ehm.. don't feel too good at all."
Asriel_Dreemurr: motions with a hand he can to the dust
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's going on?"
Gaster: ((there i sent it through the tumbly
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why don't you feel well?"
Barchar: seems to collapse. As much as a ghost can do that. Not that anyone can notice, now that tfa is gone.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Anything we can do to help...? :o[/font]
MettatonSEX: gets a big pretzel jar somehow and gets as much dust as possible into it
Hyper: "..I just coughed up four bottles worth of fucking dust, that's what!"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you move?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And someone, please collect that dust!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh thanks, Mettaton
Hyper: * He tries his hardest to move. He was too weak.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Kissed that message whoops))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Missed*
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss&Hatter] is now High Priest Laharl [Alyss].
Hyper: "..Nah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Fuck*
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Lua: thanks Corsiva for the complement, and then slightly changes topics, "So Corsiva, how's living with Metta and Gaster?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's really not good..."
Alyss: ((Sorry I haven't been on much, IRL Drama))
Gaster: gets up and gets Hyper a blanket.
Fresh: (it's cool)
Jozlyn: [font=arial]What can we do to help you not constantly spill out dust? :/[/font]
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Corsiva: thinks for a moment. "Well, I've lived with my dads all my life... I'm homeschooled, actually."
Fresh: (BTW we have a possessive yandere ghost chara trying to keep all the asriels here and happy now. I mean, lore-wise, she's been here for-fucking ever, but still. )
Lua: ((Yeah, we understand considering the portion you've told us already))
Hyper: "..I'm not spilling out anymore dust."
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Lua: Really? That... actually makes a lot of sense, considering how smart they are.
Fresh: (I'm just telling laharl because he just got here)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper, I don't know what to do..."
Hyper: "I'm just too weak to move, plus I feel like shit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you think it will wear off?""
Hyper: "I'm not too sure."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe you should get some sleep, and see if it gets fixed..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno..."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]How do we make you not feel bad, then?[/font]
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Hyper: "..I have no idea, just thinking makes my head hurt."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd get some rest..."
Corsiva: nods. "Yup! My papa's a scientist! A really good one, too!"
Hyper: "You sure?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I don't know..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not sure..."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Yeah, sleep would be good for you.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]As long as someone pays attention to you as you sleep. :3[/font]
Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]Are you really sure he should go to sleep? :)[/color]
MettatonSEX: blushes a soft pink at being complimented.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It might get worse, and I don't want that..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Stay awake, please, I need to figure out how to get the dust back in you..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Where in your body would it not be coughed out from?"
Lua: Yeah, his creations are no small feat.
Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]After all, be careful what you wish for. Some goats don't deserve to be "put to sleep". ;)[/color]
MettatonSEX: He's very great.
Hyper: "..How would I know?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "leg, maybe?"
Hyper: "I feel like I'm wasting your time."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...I still think he should sleep. :/[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "no, that's a bad idea."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]It could be better or worse, and if it's worse we can make it better.[/font]
Corsiva: looks confused. "Papa doesn't make little feet... I don't even have feet."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]By waking him up.[/font]
Fresh: (I'm now debating whether barchar would want him to sleep or know it would be a bad idea and try to keep him awake)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If he's dying sleeping will be the end."
MettatonSEX: chuckles.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You don't wake up."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]That's why someone pays attention while he sleeps. Duh. :|[/font]
MettatonSEX: He means feat as in accomplishment.
Hyper: "What if I can't breath when I go to sleep?"
Corsiva: "Ooooooh."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Inhaler.[/font]
Hyper: "We don't have any equipment."
Lua: gives out a small laugh, "Exactly."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Then we'll get equipment right now.[/font]
Hyper: "How the heck do you get it in my mouth?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jozlyn, he's gonna die if he sleeps."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]We open your mouth? ._.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]We don't know that.[/font]
Lua: (("Shove it in there!"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And how do we know it's gonna fix everything?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "This issue is with his soul..."
Hyper: "..Fine, I'll go to sleep. If I die, then thanks, Jozlyn."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]It's worth a try. Leaving him there and arguing won't solve anything.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not his immune system."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "NO!"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Sleeping calms the soul.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial][s]And kills it.[/s][/font]
Barchar: manages to get up. Suddenly, hyper feels wide fucking awake.
Hyper: "..Well then."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]?[/font]
Hyper: "I'm wide awake, but I still can't move."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can't risk that."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good."
Hyper: "And I still feel bad."
Corsiva: "Sometimes people come to visit too!"
Hyper: "And I feel like I'll pass out at any moment."
Asriel_Dreemurr: lies them down softly, getting up
Barchar: can't help much with that partp
Asriel_Dreemurr: brings the dust in the jar to them
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...Okay?[/font]
Barchar: the passing out, maybe
Jozlyn: [font=arial]That kinda sucks then. Now you can't sleep and you're still in pain. ._.[/font]
Lua: That makes sense, can't be alone in a timeline for multiple years.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, does the dust being close to you make you feel any different?"
Hyper: "No."
MettatonSEX: You know, your papa rebuilt most of my body. The only original parts of my body are most of the wires, my arms, and my chest compartment. Everything else was replaced over time, because my body's original creator was terrible.
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks up a hand, putting it in the dust
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What does that hand feel like?"
MettatonSEX: that was bad timing but shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Asriel_Dreemurr: Paw, whatever*
Hyper: "I still feel bad."
Barchar: twitches at Lua's comment. Not that he could know that. Still pretty invisible.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you move that hand?"
: A Martini with a hint of COSTCO running [Nance] is now A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance].
MettatonSEX: ((hi nance
Corsiva: "Really dad? Huh... cool."
MettatonSEX: Yep!
Hyper: "No."
MettatonSEX: He's so great and I'm lucky to have him as my husband.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]>_>[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It needs to be in you."
Lua: I never knew that actually, but that also makes sense, considering he actually helped me out a bit back when I had armor instead of robot body parts.
Fresh: (hi Nance. I believe you've been aware of barchar so...meh.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes the paw out, brushing it off into the jar
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Shots of dust?[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((shits of dust
Corsiva: "I'm lucky you're married to him too! Otherwise I wouldn't have been born!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shots? I think that will be bad... He'll digest the dust."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Then it's gone, foreverZl
Asriel_Dreemurr: ."8
Asriel_Dreemurr: *
MettatonSEX: That's right!
Hyper: "Go for it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "For what? Shots?"
Hyper: "It would be inside me for a little bit."
Hyper: "So, yeah."
Hyper: "You can do it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but then you go to this forever."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "When it's gone.@
Asriel_Dreemurr: "*
MettatonSEX: ((if it's injected, it'd end up in the bloodstream
Hyper: "I could live longer, then."
Fresh: (ya)
Alyss: (I fucking hate my headphones))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Asriel knows anatomy /s)[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't want you to die at all..."
Fresh: (except no because monsters don't have blood)
Lua: (([s]directly up the ass then[/s]))
Alyss: ((They've got good sound, but they've got these buds that go deep into your ears and MAKE EVERYTHING IIITCH))
Gaster: ((fuckinggng shove it up your butt
Gaster: ((just do it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I really don't want you to die again..."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]He's not going to. ;-;[/font]
MageVaati: (give yourself a dust enema)
Barchar: doesn't want that either, though she has no idea how to help. She gives hyper an invisible, I corporeal ghost hug. "
Hyper: "I know, but.. at least try, okay?"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]You should probably chill if you want him to get better. You need to take risks, especially ones with no negative results.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, mixing some dust with water.
Nance: ((Fun fact! I dislike listening to people talk about Smash because it's never just "Oh let's play the game for fun"))
MettatonSEX: (( 3<
Asriel_Dreemurr: didn't use much dust, still a lot left.
Hyper: -He opens his mouth.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: pours it in
Alyss: ((Hey does anyone else remember hudding up to a TV and inviting some friends over and just derping around in Smash, no fucking wavedashing or combo grabs in sight?))
Gaster: ((i play the game for fun
MettatonSEX: (( >ξ
MettatonSEX: ((me neither
Hyper: -He attempts to swallow it, an-- .. oh shit he's choking-
Alyss: ((Nowadays if you can't combo grab or kill 178 ways or shield you can't smash))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]o_o[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh fuck."
MettatonSEX: ((i play for fun, but i do play to win
Fresh: (I'm shit at smash, and I wouldn't have it any other way)
Nance: ((Like Jesus fuck, I've almost left this one server I'm in because they won't shut the fuck up about Smash strats))
Hyper: -He can't breath!-
Jozlyn: [font=arial]You can CPR right!?[/font]
Nance: ((And worse, it's a goddamn ADMIN doing this))
Fresh: (being good at smash seems fucking stressful)
Asriel_Dreemurr: gives CPr
Asriel_Dreemurr: CPR*
MettatonSEX: ((i'm decent at smash
Gaster: ((i can't keep track of all those combos what the hell
Lua: ((Ganondorg is my fun character.))
Hyper: -Eventually, he just.. passes out.-
Lua: ((Ganondorg*))
Jozlyn: [font=arial]@_@[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial](ganondorg)[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No!"
Alyss: ((My smash knowledge is mostly just experience))
Nance: ((Ganondorg for smash 5
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper?!"
MettatonSEX: ((i play ike bc it's fun to swing a HUGE FUCKING SWORD
Alyss: ((Like i'm good at one on ones, but I play with items on and shit))
Hyper: ((nance for smash 5
Jozlyn: [font=arial]SOMEONE GIVE HYPER CPR OR SOMETHING![/font]
Gaster: ((if we're gonna talk about fighting games can we talk about how chandelure kicks ass in pokken
Asriel_Dreemurr: is holdi- oh yep he's crying.
MettatonSEX: I don't know how!
Alyss: ((You should've seen how PISSED I got when they made Lucas DLC))
Gaster: runs over and taps on Hyper's shoulder.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper?!!"
Hyper: -He is fucking unconcious.-
Gaster: Can you hear me?
MettatonSEX: ((i'm pissed too
Hyper: -CPR won't do shit.-
Alyss: ((I want my fucking character, give me back my fucking PS Back kick.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god not again..."
MettatonSEX: ((i want bayonetta
Gaster: checks for a pulse and breathing.
Alyss: ((Lucas was amazing because he had this back aerial where he did a flipkick in smash))
Jozlyn: is pretty sure tapping someone's shoulder while unconscious won't help.
Barchar: goes down, continuing to ghost hug hyper. She starts crying. Though, she was just making it happen because she felt right doing it. She didn't actually have tear ducts.
MettatonSEX: ((
Fresh: (ohgodbadwordchoice)
Hyper: -There's no pulse! Great job, AD.-
Gaster: knows that if you attempt CPR on someone who's concious with out their consent they're most likely going to be pissed.
Lua: ((OK, I like Smash, I will play 1v1s, 2v2s, 4v4s and any amount player for free for alls, but fuck items.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is he okay?"
Alyss: ((Q_Q))
Alyss: ((Items are fuuuuun))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK))
Gaster: No, there's no pulse. Uh... do we have an AED.
MettatonSEX: ((i prefer items off or limited items, bc i hate deku nuts
Lua: ((Yeah, but some in smash 4 are really stupid.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...No...P-Pulse?"
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Metta probably has one, he's a robot.[/font]
MettatonSEX: points shakily to the wall with one.
anon: (I love smash but i'm super bad at it)
Gaster: *Will an AED do anything? Who knooows.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Or that.[/font]
MettatonSEX: I'mnotgonnashockhim
Lua: ((If I have them on, I'm changing what's on and off.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is at this point just looking at Hyper
MettatonSEX: ((same
Gaster: Bring it over, I'm going to start CPR.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They aren't dust yet..."
Alyss: ((How to play Smash, Laharl style))
MettatonSEX: ((also i can confirm you suck at smash
Gaster: ((I'm actually certified to do cpr so
Alyss: ((Step 1:Use smash attack))
Alyss: ((Step 2: Repeat))
Alyss: ((If miss, either jumps or sidestep until you can smash attack again))
MettatonSEX: pulls it off the wall, not moving anything else
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Step 3: profit))
Lua: ((I'll even rather play on the shittiest of stages then have all the items on.))
Alyss: ((Occasionally use items like a cheating bastard))
MettatonSEX: gives it to Gaster.
anon: (I think i won a game against vivi like only once)
Alyss: ((Okay, i'll admit the fucking zelda beetle things can go die))
Gaster: starts chest compressions, pushing the AED. "Turn it on for me, please."
Alyss: ((Same for space invaders and home run bats))
Jozlyn: watches extremely intently. "Would [s]sugar[/s] competences help...?"
Alyss: ((But i'm fucking keeping pokeballs))
Gaster: ((items helped when i did a no-shield run of 100 man smash
MettatonSEX: turns it on.
Lua: ((Home run bats are fine for me, their really just a better F-Smash and projectile to me.))
Gaster: Okay, now attach the pads to his chest.
Alyss: ((Ever got a fucking home run bat thrown at you))
MettatonSEX: does so, kind of shakily.
MettatonSEX: ((yes
Alyss: ((It's like getting hit with a falcon punch thats 100000X harder to dodge))
Asriel_Dreemurr: can't watch. He's just crying to himself in a ball
Asriel_Dreemurr: a ball of regret
Jozlyn: is not to blame right
MettatonSEX: is shaking a bit in general
Asriel_Dreemurr: oh
Gaster: takes his hands off Hyper's chest as the AED analyzes the heart rhythm.
Asriel_Dreemurr: OH
Hyper: * Zero heart rhythm.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is gonna point fingers at himself bit Jozlyn would be the close second he would point fingers at
Fresh: (is he fucking dead already gees)
MettatonSEX: just fucking shuts off. He panicked too hard too quickly.
Hyper: ((AD didn't fuckin' revive him right
Hyper: ((of course
MettatonSEX: is unmoving, but will be okay soon
Jozlyn: [font=arial]. . . How's it going......?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK YOU IT WAS JUKONS IDEA))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They're fucking dead..."
Hyper: ((then it was jukon
Gaster: I don't know, I'm waiting to see if the AED advises a shock.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]......[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: is talking to himself but others can hear it.
Gaster: ((the shock is supposed to restore a normal heart rhythm
Hyper: * The body finally just.. turns into dust.
Lua: thinks for a moment, considering he zoned out for the moment.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I shouldn't have done that..."
Gaster: ... Oh no...
Hyper: * GJ.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I fucked everything up again..."
Gaster: * GG no re.
Hyper: * How do you feel?
Asriel_Dreemurr: is a ball of crying and self-hate.
Asriel_Dreemurr: not Gud
Jozlyn: doesn't even know how to feel.
Lua: takes a step back for a moment, "Oh shit..."
MettatonSEX: is turned off right now. Like, the only glowy bit is his soul.
Jozlyn: wonders if feel exists.
Hyper: * [color=#FF0000]Aren't yah feelin' GREAT? :)[/color]
Jozlyn: naw
Jozlyn: qq
Barchar: is fucking pissed.
Gaster: *No. I'm not.
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Rainbow SOUL].
Asriel_Dreemurr: huddles to himself, angry at himself.
Asriel_Dreemurr: fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: shit
Jozlyn: owns emoticons btw, what are you doing
Corsiva: has seen someone turn to dust for the first time.
Rainbow SOUL: * The SOUL floats up into the air!
Lua: should have probably helped, but he was too zoned out for the moment.
Barchar: if she wasn't I corporeal, she'd be wrecking up the bar rn
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks up.
Corsiva: *Baby's first death.
Jozlyn: stays completely silent.
Rainbow SOUL: * It attempts to shatter, but it.. doesn't.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "The soul! The soul don't let it break!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: me
MettatonSEX: is completely blank
Asriel_Dreemurr: fuck
Fresh: (but it regused)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Regused))
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Gaster: hugs his daughter close.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But it regroosed))
MettatonSEX: ((but the groose is loose
Fresh: (the groove is loose)
Jozlyn: remains silent nonetheless.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Be groosy not groovy))
Fresh: (groose *)*
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Be greasy)[/font]
Lua: looks around the bar for a moment, trying to see if there's a way to contain the soul before something bad happens.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't be greasy))
Fresh: (why does msparp make asterisks do this I don't understand)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Be loose))
Jozlyn: would step away, but people would hate her. She'd step up, but she wouldn't be able to do anything. She'd talk, but she wouldn't know what to say. She remains still and silent.
Gaster: looks around for a container of some sort.
Rainbow SOUL: * The SOUL shakes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: watches the soul
Asriel_Dreemurr: doenst know what to do.
Lua: That's... not good.
Gaster: grabs a jar and attempts to contain the soul.
Asriel_Dreemurr: I'll probably not bring them back in fear of having them die again
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Rainbow SOUL: * The SOUL backs away from the jar.
Asriel_Dreemurr: unless Jukon came by and asked them to because then he would have to so Jukon doesn't hate them
Barchar: is trying her damndest to help it stay together
Rainbow SOUL: * It appears to hate jars.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I fucking killed them again..."
Lua: ...well that's not gonna work.
Gaster: ... Damn it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Again..."
Lua: ((Would a box work?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Inb4 soul gets sucked into AD and all hope is lost))
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Rainbow SOUL: * The SOUL eventually splits into.. two SOULs. It couldn't handle the pressure.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip Hyoer you shall forever be rip))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](OmegAD)[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...what?"
Jozlyn: [font=arial](hyoer)[/font]
Lua: thinks for a moment. "Hey Gaster, can we get a full lockdown on the.... what?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Two?"
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Rainbow SOUL] is now Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [SOUL Duo].
Gaster: ... Shit.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Notice how the soul split into two))
SOUL Duo: * One SOUL has 3.5 colors, the other having the other 3.5 colors.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It was actually crowbar shaped))
Lua: Wait, so we have to solve this before the soul splits too much.
SOUL Duo: ((gdi ad
Fresh: (inb4 we make hyper bond souls with himself)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "... What teh fachk?"
MettatonSEX: ((actually, the soul snaps in two
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...So...can we bring them together, we have two Hypers now?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Actually, the Jon snaps in Tron.))
SOUL Duo: * The SOUL then gets pushed back together. It keeps on splitting into two and reforming over and over.
Gaster: We need a specialized container, perhaps...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... We don't have two Hypers, that for sure..."
SOUL Duo: * BarChar seems to be doing a good job.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why is it doing that?"
Lua: Wait, would the containers at the castle work?
Gaster: I think they would.
MettatonSEX: 's power is still on OFF
Lua: I understand we don't have too much time, but they've held souls before.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...I don't even know what it's trying to do. :S[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]It's alive though, there's that.[/font]
Barchar: is practically using as much determination as she can to keep this damn soul together without splitting apart herself. "
Lua: Alright, who here can get to Asgore's castle the quickest and steal two containers?
Barchar: she is NOT letting an asriel die on her watch. No matter how much risk she puts into it.
Gaster: gets up. "I'll go. Presumably the ones in this timeline's castle are empty."
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...We can all do it, that'd be the fastest.[/font]
Jozlyn: [font=arial]Ah.[/font]
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Gaster: heads out the door, marching towards the castle.
Jozlyn: waits patiently/impatiently.
Gaster: *Once out of eyesight, Gaster takes a breath... and teleports.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is back the the fluff ball of shame look
Asriel_Dreemurr: Yo*
Gaster: arrives in New Hoe, safe.
Asriel_Dreemurr: To*
Gaster: ((SHIT
MettatonSEX: ((bitch
Gaster: ((NEW HO
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((new hoe))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NEW HOE))
Fresh: (new hoe)
Lua: thinks for a moment, and looks around the room to see if anyone has any plans, but he realizes Metta's out cold.
Jozlyn: [font=arial]([i]new hoe[/i])[/font]
MettatonSEX: (metta has to [color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
Fresh: (the undertale themed strip club)
Jozlyn: [font=arial](oh)[/font]
Lua: (([s]BEST[/s] new hoe))
Nance: ((Jesus fuck. Okay, I've been saying Jesus Fuck a lot. But that's because I've had to put up with an owner of a different RP who is literally cancer.))
anon: (Star wars: a new hoe)
Gaster: stands up, shakily, and heads to the castle. He's familiar with the layout.
MettatonSEX: ((ABBY OMG
MettatonSEX: ((wait shit i call you jas here
MettatonSEX: ((whoops
Fresh: (how so Nancy?)
anon: (Hehehehehehe)
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SOUL Duo: ((Star Wars III: The Hoe Flexes Back
Nance: ((Simple. He starts some shit in his own channel on Discord.
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Nance: ((He goes on this rant that no-one wants to hear. We politely tell him to stop.))
Lua: Uh... guys? How long has Metta been out for?
Nance: ((We then tell him to stop.))
Fresh: (that alone is pretty fucked fucking bad)
Nance: ((He ignores us and ignores us and ignores us.))
Jozlyn: shrugs.
Gaster: eventually comes across the soul containers. Empty.
MettatonSEX: has been out for a few minutes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: cries self to sleep accidentally
Nance: ((Finally someone says something stupid and his response, I kid you not, is "Suck my dick"))
MettatonSEX: (my advice? [color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
Nance: ((By the way, he's made sure there are no moderators or admin.))
Nance: ((And he fails to realize that he's probably the main reason why I threaten to leave every time he gets like this.))
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MettatonSEX: ((actually leave
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Then do leave)[/font]
SOUL Duo: * The SOUL(s) are rapidly reforming and splitting.
Gaster: ((just leave. he's not worth your time.
Lua: looks around to see if there's some way to make Mettaton not frozen on the floor.
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Jozlyn: knows this.
MettatonSEX: is frozen on the couch
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Gaster: grabs a soul container and teleports back. He arrives in the bar.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * His RPer is back.
Gaster: ... Here....
Gaster: flops over.
Barchar: is pouring so much determination into this fucking soul you don't even knos
Corsiva: "Dad?"
MettatonSEX: awakens
Gaster: ... I... I'm fine...
Jozlyn: [font=arial]...?[/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( What is barchar doing )
Gaster: is not fine. Teleporting takes a lot out of him.
Lua: is mentally saying "Oh crap" to himself over and over again.
MettatonSEX: DID YOU did you teleport oh my god
Barchar: tfa sees barchar hovering over the Rainbow soul, trying to keep it together so hyper doesn't fucking die
Gaster: ... Get the soul in the container.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
Gaster: DO IT NOW!
MettatonSEX: gets the soul in it
Gaster: collapses.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "oh that's what she's doing"
SOUL Duo: * The SOUL is fucking shoved in the container.
MettatonSEX: shuts the container tight
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [SOUL Duo] is now Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [SOUL].
MettatonSEX: goes to Gaster and holds him.
Jozlyn: realizes she's kinda useless. She hops onto the couch [i]quietly[/i] and falls asleep [i]quietly.[/i]
SOUL: * The SOUL repeatedly beats against the container, attempting to 'get out'.
Barchar: collapses. As much as a ghost can collapse. She has a flair for the dramatic, evidently
Jozlyn: hopes everything goes fine as she falls asleep.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Gtg)[/font]
MettatonSEX: Darling what happened? Why did you teleport!
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "WHAT THE FUCK"
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Gaster: ((see ya, tri
SOUL: ((cya tri
Lua: ((cya TDS))
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Bye, may or may not be here tomorrow)[/font]
Gaster: .... I needed to get the container as soon as possible.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He starts to panic at Barchar...collapsing.
Jozlyn: [font=arial](Have fun)[/font]
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Smol Asriel: ((RIP HYper
Barchar: eventually starts floating again, going back to tfa. "H-hey." she said, starting to sound like she's cutting out sgain
: The Forgotten Asriel: * " okay...?"
MettatonSEX: You could have rebooted me and got me to run there! I have the longest stride here, you didn't have to hurt yourself!
SOUL: ((lol he's not dead yet
Smol Asriel: pokes his head out from under the pillows given all the ruckis
Gaster: ... I... that would have taken too long...
Barchar: "Y-yeah. I'm ju-ne." she smiled weakly
Smol Asriel: W-what...
MettatonSEX: .......
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "You're...cutting out....again."
Barchar: "I-I couldn't let him die. I couldn't. I need to help-need to save you all."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "Us all?"
Barchar: 's form is also getting less and less...tangible. Going back to being more abstract.
Gaster: hugs Mettaton close.
Smol Asriel: What h-happened?
MettatonSEX: Are you okay? Last time you used your powers you got sick.
Lua: didn't realize teleporting hurts Gaster, and he now feels guilty for not coming up with a better solution.
Barchar: "A-el."
Gaster: I.. I should be fine.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "huh?"
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster close, but keeps him away from the pocket.
Smol Asriel: looks around, then just goes back into his floofy pillow fort
Gaster: I just need rest.
MettatonSEX: You want me to take you home, darling?
Nance: ((By the way, a bit of forewarning, I invited Sir Felix here.))
Gaster: ... Alright.
Barchar: puts a hand on fta's chest. Or, well, might, had she not been incorporeal. "As-l. A-iel."
MettatonSEX: lifts his darling into a bridal carry, and takes him hone, to bed.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Is she incorporeal...? )
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "Oh
MettatonSEX: *home
SOUL: * The SOUL eventually stops. It floats idly in the container.
Gaster: passes out in Mettaton's arms. Meanwhile, back in the bar...
Corsiva: fidgets nervously.
Barchar: (yes. At least for now. Maybe not when she gets herself more...tangible.)
MettatonSEX: sets Gaster on the bed, kisses him, then goes back to the bar.
MettatonSEX: Corsiva, are you okay?
Lua: goes over to Corsiva, trying to think of a way to cheer her up until Metta gets there, until he realizes Metta is already back.
Corsiva: "I dunno..."
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MettatonSEX: I understand. Seeing that is stressful.
MettatonSEX: ((hi anon
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( ah )
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "Oh..."
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Nance: ((Hello Felix.
Lua: A lot has happened in the last few minutes, we'll make sure everything goes slightly better.
Corsiva: "Dad, will I turn into dust when I die?"
MettatonSEX: ...You're half ghost, but... you're corporeal... I don't know.
Lua: steps back, considering that went from 0 to 100 real fast.
Barchar: smiles. "" she said, closing her eyes. Which was denoted, mostly, y there not being two bright red orbs in front of tfa's face.
MettatonSEX: I don't know if you can die.
Corsiva: seems a little upset. "Oooh...."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "Alright..."
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MettatonSEX: See, most monsters turn to dust when they die. If a ghost possessed something, and fused with it, and that something broke, it would kill them, but leave no dust.
MettatonSEX: But normally, ghosts don't die.
Barchar: one positive out of thid: the asriels stop feeling so damn tired for a while
Corsiva: nods along to her father's lesson. You'd think she knows this already.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * This Asriel hasn't slept for a month.
MettatonSEX: I have no idea whether you can die or not.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He hasn't been tired since....
Lua: thinks for a moment, 'Well, this is a very morbid conversation.'
MettatonSEX: I hope not.
Barchar: sure, but the other ones...
Corsiva: looks down at the end of her little ghosty skirt.
Corsiva: "I don't wanna die either..."
MettatonSEX: puts a hand on Corsiva's ghosty bit. "I understand..."
SOUL: ((corisva then dies for no reason at all other than saying "i don't wanna die"))
Gaster: ((rip a dip dip
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Corsiva: "Death seems scary..."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( HOLY SHIT
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( I FOUND IT AFTER ALL THIS TIME )
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
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Barchar: ("death is okay. It just feels like you're floating in a cold, empty void of nothingness fo a compressed eternity. But then you come back as a neat ghost and can see your best friend! <3)
MettatonSEX: It's scary to know you might.
Corsiva: hugs her father close. "Mmmh..."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "Death...hmm....."
MettatonSEX: starts to cry a little, hugging his daughter close.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He then starts to mutter dark shit about death quietly.
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Barchar: 's form starts to become less obscure, again. She' s almost adorable, sleeping. Or, well, you imagine she is. It's hard to tell when you only have the head, arms andegs of a person to look at.
Corsiva: "Dad? Are you crying?"
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MettatonSEX: Yes.
Corsiva: looks around for a tissue.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..." He just stares at her.
MettatonSEX: wipes the tears from one eye, only for them to well back up.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * Take note he's been wearing the same black leather jacket for a month now.
MettatonSEX: It's okay.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * A month of being forgotten.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is sleep
Corsiva: shakes her head, pulling a tissue out of her sleeve and dabbing at her father's face.
MettatonSEX: chuckles, a sad smile forming. "Thank you..."
SOUL: * The SOUL is floating there idly.
Barchar: is going to help the forgotten asriel be less forgotten at some point. Not now obviously. But he dislikes his situation too much for barchar not to fix it. Her asriels aren't getting depressed on her watch.
Corsiva: "No problem, dad."
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MettatonSEX: hugs Corsiva close. Again, he avoids pressing her to his pocket.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..." He lets out a sigh that sounds agitated, sad, and happy all at the same time.
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Corsiva: squeaks a little.
Lua: looks back to the soul, "So, now that we have it in a container, what do we do now?"
Corsiva: "Maybe papa would know..."
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: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: He's out cold. He's going to be asleep for a while.
Lua: We'll ask once he's feeling better. He needs some rest for now.
Corsiva: nods. "Yeah... I don't want him getting sick again..."
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Barchar: (first contact and it's a weird, mildly creepy yandere ghost. And now she's asleep. )
Barchar: (today has been an interesting day for poor HJCAsriel)
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SOUL: ((today has been a horrible day for both Hyper and AD
Lua: Do the other scientists still come to the bar?
MettatonSEX: I haven't seen Bio lately, or Verum....
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( TFA's just happy someone has talked to him )
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( TFA probably still has the "hotness points" but he just sits there in the bar all day doing next to nothing )
Barchar: (and eventually, barchar will make him finally not weirdly non-existent. That's maybe something we need to think for reasons of other than '?' )
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton had to realize that corsiva and glamor might be mortal
Barchar: (cause it's an actual plot point now that it's why he can see barchar)
MettatonSEX: ((it's been a fun day for everyone
Barchar: (and barchar has had to desperately keep a soul together, using up almost all her determinstion)
SOUL: ((
Barchar: (and young Asgore and btori had a custody battle)
Chime: ((gaster passed out
SOUL: ((hyper died again
Chime: ((corsiva saw someone turn to dust
SOUL: ((because of jukon's temporary idea
MageVaati: (metta turned off due to stress)
Chime: ((for the first time
SOUL: ((ad is now feeling extreme guilt
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( TFA might just be on a huge acid trip )
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Like 2 in the AM PM )
Lua: ((Lua walked into someone dying, couldn't really help there, ended up making Gaster teleport considering his only idea involved something far away.))
Barchar: (I mean, barchar is very definitely real)
SOUL: [u]* All that remains of Hyper is his SOUL, and his dust. I would like to congratulate AD for accidentally killing him.[/u]
Barchar: (her effect on fresh can't really be handwoven. Nor on the Rainbow soul.)
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( How is only TFA able to see her )
Lua: (([s]TFA has special eyes[/s]))
MageVaati: (my brand)
SOUL: ((TFA has four eyes
Barchar: (because he's weird and in a kinda weird balance between existence and non-existence. Which is also how barchar is. )
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Barchar: ( maybe gaster should be the next to start getting glimpses. Hm. Thoughts. )
Gaster: ((yeah, even though he's more on the "existing" side these days
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( ohhhhhh )
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Gaster: ((now's a good time to explain how his powers work
Gaster: ((they basically rely on his soul being in pieces
MettatonSEX: ((schrödings gaster
Barchar: (once on the existential barrier between existence and non-existence, always on the existential barrier between existence and non-existence)
??: (( so, uh hey!
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Gaster: ((heyoooooooooooooooooooooooo
??: (( i got invited here by Nance
Barchar: ()
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Gaster: ((welcome to the OOC portion of the night
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( TFA is just ignored nowadays, probably because he's existant but not existant )
Barchar: (welcome to our special hell)
MageVaati: (oh, you're felix, hi)
Smol Asriel: ((FELIX
??: (( i'm uh, Felix. yeah.
??: (( i take it some of you know me somehow
Gaster: ((Hello, Felix.
Smol Asriel: (('s asri d
Barchar: (with yandere chara ghosts that are possessive of asriels)
??: (( not gonna question it at all
??: (( ohhh yeah
Gaster: ((I've seen you in passing.
MageVaati: (i'm mettasex)
Gaster: ((I'm chimeranyx.
??: (( oh yeah, I see you sometimes
Barchar: (im flame warp)
SOUL: ((i'm frisky motherfucking whiskington
??: (( i remember you too haha
SOUL: ((you should
MageVaati: (i'm magevaati or mettatonsex, i think we might have spoken on discord once)
Smol Asriel: is crying under a pile of pillows
??: (( anyways i need to figure out this character thing so, let me get on that
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( i'm mythisoleucine )
SOUL: (('Aight.))
??: (( hopefully you don't mind another asriel, then again nancy told me repeatedly that you guys have so many
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( aka methylsoleucine daytonacombustion )
MettatonSEX: has stopped crying, and sighs.
Barchar: (don'tworry about it. Having shit loads of azzy's is now a plot point. )
Gaster: ((hey felix, if you're going to use multiple characters this might help:
MageVaati: (yep)
SOUL: ((yeah i actually recently killed the same asriel i have had for the second time
Barchar: (the more the more fitting)
anon: (im the anon)
MageVaati: (thats my gf)
Gaster: ((guys i had a terrible idea
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( or daytona for short )
Smol Asriel: ((Is he rip for good this time Frisky?
Gaster: ((asriel as hugo from OFF
SOUL: ((no.))
: Disco Volante [TFAsriel] [] is now "Daytona" [TFAsriel] [].
SOUL: ((he will fucking bullshit his way out of death
SOUL: ((he already has
Barchar: (her name is abby, but shhh don't tell anyone else that)
Gaster: (he'll [color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
Barchar: (probably involving bsrchar)
Gaster: ((i... i don't live there
MageVaati: (oh)
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( can i guess )
Barchar: (he will not let any fucking asriels die as long as she can help it)
SOUL: ((chances are he'll be like barchar in a way if he keeps on dying like this
MageVaati: (well i'll find you anyway)
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Smol Asriel: ((Hi
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( can i guess what state you live in chime )
Smol Asriel: ((Bye
Smol Asriel: ((Hi
Gaster: ((sure go ahead
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( ummm )
SOUL: ((i mean holy shiiiiit this asriel cannot die
Smol Asriel: ((Welcome to my world
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He can't?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's Gud))
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( fuck it, michigan? )
SOUL: ((no
Gaster: ((wow
SOUL: ((not literally
Gaster: ((first try
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((We'll CK))
MageVaati: (THANKS)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((well fuck*
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( YW )
Lua: ((He did say he lived in Michigan before.))
Barchar: (if an azzy turned into an entity like barchar, I don't know if she'd be excited or pissed. Considering its her, maybe both. )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Probably both))
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( TFA has the best chance of turning into an entity eh )
MageVaati: (i knew it started with m)
??: (( so, should I like, set my name and acronym both as my character, or do i set my name as my actual name, and my acronym as my RP character
??: (( sorry if i'm confusing any of you
Gaster: ((both as your character if you want to use /me
Barchar: (you should set them both as your fharacter)
MageVaati: ([s]off to michigan to rope chime's neck with her intestines[/s])
??: (( right
MageVaati: (both)
Barchar: (ya)
Barchar: (wait chime is a girl wat)
Gaster: (( please don't mv that would be uncomfortable
Barchar: (dang vaati, you're letting all the secrets slip today)
Smol Asriel: is the floofiest gote, none can be floofier than him
MageVaati: (chime is samus)
Smol Asriel: ((That's a rule
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MageVaati: (i wont bc itll get me arrested, also bc i need gaston a)
MageVaati: (also bc i like you)
MageVaati: (id totally fight you irl tho)
Gaster: ((good i need to work on my fangame
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Gaster: ((i'll put you in as a boss
Smol Asriel: pokes his snootle out of the pillow fort to see what's going on
SOUL: ((I can imagine a fighting game: VIVIEN'S FUCKING PISSED
Smol Asriel: ((Azzy
MageVaati: (dude that would be fucking sick)
MettatonSEX: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((HWAT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What*))
Smol Asriel: ((Why not just make Hyper into another flowey and then give him a soul
anon: (I would play that game)
Asriel_Dreemurr: isn't crying but is severely unhappy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That's IC
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I don't think that's how it works))
??: (( alright, i assume i should put in the characters into the doc as well right?
MageVaati: (i'd play it too and see how the localizations fuck it up)
SOUL: ((it wouldn't work for a few reasons slarv
Barchar: slowly starts stirring. "Mmn...thats better..." she muttered.
Barchar: (yup)
SOUL: ((you can't amalgam him because it's cheap
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "hey"
??: ((gotcha
MageVaati: (in the oc sheet, yeah)
SOUL: * The SOUL is levitating in the air.
Smol Asriel: ((The amalgam days are over
MettatonSEX: ((it's in a container
Smol Asriel: ((It's a bad plot device
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sad, but looks around, to see if anyone is doing something so he can take his mind off this. He notes the soul is safe.
SOUL: * The air in the container.
Barchar: "Hi, asriel." she said quietly, sitting up. " you think the others can see me? They don't seem to be reacting, at least."
Glamor: [font=glamor]((glamor hype is real, by the way[/font]
Smol Asriel: looks at AD from under his pillow fort
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can we see BarChar))
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( brb )
Corsiva: 's eyesockets are drooping shut.
Lua: ((I just realized, are we not linking the main document with everything in it by the way?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to the smol Asriel. He almost smiles
Gaster: ((the bible? I think we're gonna start a new one, actually.
Gaster: ((One we're gonna keep updated
SOUL: ((we should make it more organized and updated
Asriel_Dreemurr: "y-you build a pillow fort?"
Lua: ((Alright))
MettatonSEX: sees this. "Darling, would you like to go to bed?
Asriel_Dreemurr: put on the best smile he can.
Smol Asriel: it's not a pillow fort, just a mound of pillows really
SOUL: * Hyper usually liked making pillow forts.
Corsiva: rubs at her eyesockets. "Mmmh? Yeah, that sounds good."
Smol Asriel: Mo-Toriel and Asgore left... so I just crawled under some pillows
Barchar: (onnnnope)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Anyroom for another goat? One of a larger size?"
Barchar: (nnnopw)
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( back )
Barchar: E(still just tfa for now. Then gaster soon-ish. )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can take care of you, kid..."
Smol Asriel: Sure
SOUL: ((Smol Asriel: geez
MettatonSEX: picks Corsiva up, and brings her home, to bed. He gives her a goodnight kiss. "Goodnight. my starlet."
Barchar: (bro)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know, if you want."
Smol Asriel: I-I'd like company...
Smol Asriel: From someone I didn't slaughter...
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes over to the pillows, and piles Simeon top of him
Asriel_Dreemurr: Some*
Smol Asriel: ((SIMEON
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Simeon))
SOUL: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHAT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((THE FUCK))
SOUL: ((Simeon Says
SOUL: ((thaaaaaaaat's cau
Smol Asriel: snuggles up to Azzy, he's still under the pillows but you can feel his warmth
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles back, looking slightly happier then before
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
Smol Asriel: ((Toby just released a kickstarter update
Smol Asriel: ((COMIC HYPE
MettatonSEX: tucks his daughter in, then goes to check on Gaster.
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Gaster: ((OOOOH?
SOUL: ((Link?
Gaster: is still sleeping.
MettatonSEX: ((zelda's better
Smol Asriel: ((oooo
Gaster: ((personally i prefer ghirahim for hyrule warriors
Smol Asriel: ((Toby FUCKED it
MettatonSEX: sighs, then decides to head back to the bar.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OH NO))
MettatonSEX: ((vaati is the best character
MettatonSEX: ((wait what
Smol Asriel: ((He essentially cancelled the comic and mettaton alarm clock
Gaster: ((oh nooo
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AHH))
MettatonSEX: ((NOOOOO
Smol Asriel: ((THAT COMIC
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHY?))
Barchar: ". .you know, you're really cute <3" the weird whataver-she-was said. "I mean, you all are, but you're the first one I've been able to say it to."
Smol Asriel: ((TOBY
Smol Asriel: ((YOU FUCK
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I NEEDED LEGS))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK))
MettatonSEX: ((ok but i needed legs
Smol Asriel: Y-you seem sad, Asriel...
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Barchar said that to TFA right? )
Barchar: ()
Smol Asriel: ((Cancelled was not the word he used
Barchar: (yes)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...probably because I am."
Lua: ((What did the update say, I don't have access.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((So that means legs is possible?))
Smol Asriel: ((
Barchar: (and why'd he decide to not do the stuff?(
Smol Asriel: ((Let me translate that for you
Smol Asriel: (("I don't want to do this"
Smol Asriel: (("I'm going to hope everyone forgets about this"
Barchar: (well that's sad and kind of weird)
: TFA: * He blushes a bit, to the point that it's visible. He's also smiling like an idiot. "Heh..."
Gaster: ((No, it's more like "I've been doing nothing BUT this project for three years and honestly I'm kind of burnt out."
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GDI slaevath that doesn't mean he's not doing them))
MettatonSEX: ((this, i understand
Barchar: (hah. You'd think Toby would know his fans better than tgat. )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((He's taking a break))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slaevath))
Smol Asriel: ((Break
SOUL: ((he's taking a berake and eating launch
Barchar: is smiling like an idiot. You'd think she hadn't almost killed herself an hour or two ago.
Smol Asriel: ((More than likely, a break until he finishes another game
MettatonSEX: ...
Smol Asriel: ((Which is several years
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I would take a break if I worked on something nonstop for three years.))
: TFA: * ( FLAME
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] silenced Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Smol Asriel: ((I would fucking finish what I was working on if i did it for niFUCK
SOUL: ((oh fuck
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Thanks TFA))
SOUL: ((ow
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'll unsilence in a bit.))
SOUL: ((oooooo yo in traaaublw
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Maybe when MV come back.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I want an all clear from them first.))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I think that's two... You need to really be careful.))
Smol Asriel: ((That right there is the third time
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Third?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Welp))
Smol Asriel: ((First was when they first learned that the rules even existed
: TFA: * ( First time MV wasn't there )
Gaster: ((Wait, what? How is this the third?
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SOUL: ((Last time I recall, this is the second
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((if you are to ev kicked, is all the previous text still there? ))
Lua: ((OK, considering I misread that, how do I timeout people on here, is it the same as on Charat?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Timeout?))
Gaster: ((Lua, what do you mean? Silence or kick?
Lua: ((Silence))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((See the number next to text?))
Lua: ((I'm used to other terms.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Click that.))
SOUL: ((you can fucking ban on here if you're a mod in higher power
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gives a list))
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Lua: ((Alright, thanks.))
SOUL: ((like you can ban if you do /ban (id) (reason)
SOUL: ((so that is possible
SOUL: ((but i highly suggest it doesn't happen
Smol Asriel: ((Dont ban
SOUL: ((^
Gaster: ((Exactly, I want to avoid bans
Smol Asriel: ((We do need a punishment though
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Should there be any lasting punishment, though? Or some stern warning?))
SOUL: ((I'm just saying that it's there.
Smol Asriel: ((This is the first time mv's noticed flame breaking ruke two
Smol Asriel: ((The first time they werent here
Smol Asriel: ((Second time they miraculously did not notice
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Argh))
Smol Asriel: ((Id say stern warning and the next time a temp silence
SOUL: ((I feel like that they should be given a stern warning.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gaster, is there someone I can test kick to test something?))
SOUL: ((Basically what Slarv said
Lua: ((Yeah, I read it as "You'd think she hadn't almost died an hour or two ago", mostly because I remember the whole soul thing almost killed them possibly.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Actually, Gaster can you kick me?$)
Gaster: ((Same, I'd tell them to read over the rules again.
Gaster: ((I can't
Smol Asriel: ((Flame, a lot of the time when you break rule two you mean "get themselves killed"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Can you demote me then kick me?))
Smol Asriel: ((Just fucking say that instead
Lua: ((Then I switched tabs for a moment, and came back to everyone freaking the hell out.))
Gaster: ((I cannot
Lua: ((And then I read it one more time, then it all made sense.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wel))
: TFA: * ( DD: King of Best Walk-in Times )
SOUL: ((DD: King of Avoidance
Smol Asriel: is snuggled up to Ad
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((slarvath, I have a mission for you. It involved getting kicked))
Smol Asriel: ((What why
Lua: ((DD: King of not using his power, especially when he should use it.))
SOUL: ((Frisky: King/Queen of Bullshit and Earth Itself
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I need to know if you get kicked, whether or not you can see previous text.))
SOUL: ((Chime: Queen of CAT FOOD
Smol Asriel: ((We tested this on charat and you couldnt
Smol Asriel: ((You had the idea of kicking mv before they notice?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((yeah.))
: TFA: * ( Daytona: King/Queen of Naming Characters After Obscure Things )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((To hopefully nullify the affects))
Smol Asriel: ((Mm didnt work on charat
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Shit))
Smol Asriel: ((And probably wont work here
SOUL: ((Slarvath: King of Doritos and a little bit of Boden
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((This isn't charat, so we should test it when we can.))
Nance: ((Frisky experiments on Nance during the next ten year skip, ends up screwing something up along the way and [insert effect here that isn't death]))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But it probably won't work.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles against smol gote.
: TFA: * ( Rothbart is apparently the Boden Queen )
Smol Asriel: still seems sad, hes no longer crying
SOUL: ((Frisk accidentally turns Nance into a skeleton))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hah))
Smol Asriel: Y-you seem upset...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I am..."
SOUL: ((She gets in the bonezone
Smol Asriel: Why...?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Slarvath speaks bodenese))
SOUL: * It floats idly, seemingly taunting AD for not doing things correctly.
: TFA: * ( Slarvath is Max Bodenstein )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Hyper passed for the second time."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And it's my fault."
Smol Asriel: I... Dont know who that is... But im sorry...
Smol Asriel: Im sure its not your fault...
Smol Asriel: ((Even though it so is
SOUL: ((I'm tempted to have Hyper become a ghostly figure for a bit but I don't wanna copy Slarvath
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs smol gote closer
: TFA: * ( Joseph would be the worst psychiatrist )
Smol Asriel: ((Go ahrad fam
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ahead))
Lua: looks at his arm, which is just showing a database of people, looking for someone who could help in this situation.
Smol Asriel: ((I was just copying mv
: TFA: * ( But maybe at the same time the best )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ahrad))
SOUL: ((Joseph: so ehm, insert your dick in the SOUL
Smol Asriel: ((Ahrad
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Close enough))
SOUL: ((Joseph: you will feel all better
: TFA: * ( Joseph: so your boyfriend died? ehh nobody ever cared )
Smol Asriel: is warm and floofy
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [SOUL] is now Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Fyper].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Fyper))
Smol Asriel: Im sorry for your loss...
Fyper: ((yes
Smol Asriel: ((Ew
Smol Asriel: ((No
Gaster: ((I have no characters to work with here that wouldn't be awkward as hell
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((AGH))
Smol Asriel: ((Welcome to my world gaster
: TFA: * ( Shouldve named him Viper )
Smol Asriel: ((My checklist
: TFA: * ( 10/10 missed opportunity )
Gaster: ((I mean grillby's still here but
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Smol Asriel: ((>is azzy busy
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Fyper] is now Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [F Hyper].
F Hyper: ((lel
Smol Asriel: ((>is yazan busy
: TFA: * ( VIPER )
Smol Asriel: ((>is frisky busy
Grillby: polishes a glass.
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles more against smol gote
Smol Asriel: ((>is flame even here
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're so fluffy.."
Jack: ((my life is a shitty sitcom where the only joke is situational irony))
: TFA: * ( Is Flame even here )
Smol Asriel: ((>welp guess its new chatacter time
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((GDI Slarvath))
Smol Asriel: ((Thats my checklist
F Hyper: * The SOUL fades away! It doesn't shatter or anything.
: TFA: * ( Alpine is slowly fading into obscurity )
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi b
Jack: ((Every minute I spend wondering how the next will get my perpetual optimism to fuck my ass))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...gone. The soul is gone. Not like I was gonna ty again anyways..."
Lua: Wait, what?
Gaster: ((tbh i had no idea how to interact with alpine
Smol Asriel: ...
Smol Asriel: I'm sorry...
F Hyper: * The lid of the container is pushed open.
F Hyper: * The lid is carried and placed onto the table.
Smol Asriel: pokes his snootle out of the pillow fort to see
: TFA: * ( what )
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait what..."
Gaster: ((Hey viv, how you feeling?
Jack: ((So I learned this one Beatles song because it had a kickass piano intro))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((MV are you okay))
Smol Asriel: ((Feeling better?
Jack: ((hey MV))
Jack: ((What happened?))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah, im better
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm so sorry that happened...))
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Gaster: ((rule two violation
Jack: ((Whodunit))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm really terrible at detecting this shit))
Smol Asriel: ((Flame
MettatonSEX: ((not your fault, asriel
F Hyper: [sub]"..Holy fuck, it was hard to breath in that shit."[/sub]
Lua: ((The flame that warps sometimes.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Lua: ...what?
F Hyper: ((AD then realizes
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Uhm..."
F Hyper: (("hoo boy"))
: TFA: * ( I just saw the violation and I jumped to it )
Smol Asriel: ((Good bloo
MettatonSEX: sits on the couch, sighing.
Smol Asriel: ((Very good bloo
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You can thank TFA for finding that out))
Smol Asriel: ((I did not see it
MettatonSEX: ((thanks tfa
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I missed it))
Jack: ((If I may tell my story, though))
Smol Asriel: is hidden under pillow fort
Lua: ((I misread it and left for a sec, came back to everyone pointing it out.))
Grillby: is just standing behind the bar, wondering why this shit happens in his establishment.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((my cat is gonna kick the shit out of another cat))
MettatonSEX: ((you may
F Hyper: [sub]"What? I should be right here. Or I'm not here."[/sub]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Hyper?"
Smol Asriel: is asleep, actually
F Hyper: [sub]"ooo, I could be a spooky thing you're hallucinating. Whatever."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: nobody noticed because pillows
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((False alarm, no other cat. He's just making words noises for no reason))
F Hyper: * The container gets kicked onto the floor.
Smol Asriel: purrs gently in his sleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: can hear hyper talk, right?
F Hyper: [sub]"Yes, my love?[/sub]
F Hyper: ((yes
Jack: ((So I learned this one Beatles song becauseit had a kickass piano
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You died?@
Jack: ((Kickass piano opening))
Smol Asriel: Q
Smol Asriel: ((Fuck you mobile
MettatonSEX: ((also, flame is free to be unsilenced, but flame really needs to watch their wording.
F Hyper: [sub]"Indeed I have died! For the second fucking time!"[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: is petting smol Asriels head while he is sleep.
Nance: ((Wow Felix is really taking his sweet time writing up his characters :P))
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Smol Asriel: ((Im going to sleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you come over to me?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: is covered in pillows
F Hyper: ((seeya slarv
Jack: ((And all of a sudden I realized the name involved was that of a female classmate I liked
Smol Asriel: purrs louder when azzy pets me
MettatonSEX: ((cya
MettatonSEX: ((omg
F Hyper: [sub]"Yeaaaah."[/sub]
Jack: ((So I went and I leaned the song))
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F Hyper: * A faded outline steps toward AD.
Smol Asriel: ((Alao felix is a super good rper
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I can see you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sort of..."
F Hyper: * Surprisingly, the outline looked like his old Hypergod body.
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F Hyper: [sub]"No shit, Sherlock."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Just an outline..."
Nance: ((This is the aftermath of me leaving Usthem))
Jack: ((Except as I was learning the dog the two of us had a bit if an argument
Asriel_Dreemurr: wiggles out of pillows, standing up
Jack: ((*of))
MettatonSEX: ((oh dear
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F Hyper: * The outline waves.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I want to hug you."
: TFA: * ( Microton still is in mettas pocket iirc )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can I hug a ghost?"
MettatonSEX: sighs.
MettatonSEX: ((yes
F Hyper: [sub]"Howdy! This is practically what's left of my SOUL, and you can't hug me.[/sub]
Jack: ((And I lost a bit of respect for, and I assumed she had it in for me after that one))
F Hyper: [sub]"Sadly."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you posses me or something? Can I fix this at all?"
Jack: ((Fast forward a week))
: TFA: * ( is flame actually here )
Jack: ((To today))
MettatonSEX: Ghosts are incorporeal unless they possess something, you can't hug a ghost
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Doubt it))
MettatonSEX: ((idk
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper is a ghost can he posses something?"
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F Hyper: [sub]"Only if you scoop up my dust and if you do the process correctly, then yeah, I'll be fixed."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: ...As in actual ghost or spirit?
MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know?"
Jack: ((I was suddenly invited to an exceptionally formal brunch at Waffle House))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also what process? And how do I do it?"
Jack: ((At which said classmate was present))
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets the dust, which is already collected.
MettatonSEX: See, ghosts are a type of monster. Hyper's a goat, but death might cause a spirit.
Jack: (( not a problem, right? ))
F Hyper: [sub]"I don't fucking know! All I know is that you don't put it in a body's bones."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We didn't though!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How do I put it in you without, you know..."
Jack: ((Well, I ended up having to list the names of said friends I was going to be with))
anon: (Hello darling. U ok?)
MettatonSEX: ((yeah, im better
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Putting it in your body through surgury?"
Gaster: (("formal brunch" and "waffle house" aren't things I usually see together
F Hyper: [sub]"You would probably have to inject it or some shit."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KEK))
anon: (Thats good)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How the fuck do you object dust?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also isn't dusty blood a bad thing?"
Jack: ((And when I said her name my mother just gave me THAT look))
MageVaati: (im much better i went on youtube and watched a bunch of shitpost videos)
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And where the hell am I gonna find another dead goat?"
F Hyper: [sub]"..That's a toughie."[/sub]
Jack: ((My mother, who has heard all piano practice I've done over the past few days and happens to know that song well))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "All three questions or the last one?"
: TFA: * ( TFA )
Gaster: ((ruhroh
MettatonSEX: ((oh noooo
Gaster: ((she thinks you have a gf now doesn't she
Lua: decides that Asriel has everything under control, after he realizes he can't do much here. He walks out the door, waving to everyone.
F Hyper: [sub]"Chances are, you'll probably have to make a robot so I can possess it. Like Mettaton, for example."[/sub]
Jack: ((So now my parents assume I'm trying to get my sexy on))
MageVaati: (advice: [color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color])
MettatonSEX: waves back.
F Hyper: [sub]"It would be temporary."[/sub]
Lua: ((Lua leaves right after the one thing he could probably help with.))
Jack: ((With someone I'm certainly not))
Grillby: waves as well.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "ugh..."
: TFA: * ( Ask Joseph about robots )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't know how to make robots."
Jack: ((But here's the kicker))
MettatonSEX: I could.
Jack: ((After today, it might still be a thing))
MettatonSEX: It'd take a while, but...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We need a robot that can store a pickle jar of dust, and move around."
MageVaati: (ah)
F Hyper: [sub]"Really? That would be nice."[/sub]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "And speak and hear, and such."
MettatonSEX: That's doable. It'll take about a week, maybe a bit less.
Jack: ((After I assured my father that it Most certainly isn't a thing
: Joseph: * He appears next to Metta. "robots?,
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Week. Darn."
MettatonSEX: I've fixed myself enough to know thAH
Gaster: ((also, mv, correction: only rich and important people can afford to hire samurai
F Hyper: [sub]"Holy shit, a week? In this shitty form? Hoo boy."[/sub]
MageVaati: (b is important)
Jack: ((Now I'm just plain fucking myself over))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((So they can protect their shit))
Gaster: ((yeah, true
Jack: ((So yeah, welcome to my sitcom life))
MageVaati: (well damn)
: Joseph: * "Did someone say robots?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, can you touch me?"
Gaster: ((now you've got to learn the seinfield bassline
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean literally."
Jack: ((I know it by heart))
F Hyper: * The outline pokes AD.
F Hyper: * The touch is warm.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "we're good for now."
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: Joseph: * "What about them?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to the pillow pile again, scratching the smol Asriels head
Jack: ((It was the first thing I learned on my bass
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can phase next to me if you want to."
MettatonSEX: We could be building a body for Hyper.
Jack: ((At this point it's just destiny))
: Joseph: * "I could help..."
F Hyper: * The outline phases next to AD.
Jack: ((Can't tell if I'm Jerry or Kramer))
Jack: ((On one hand I'm a shitty comedian))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You can do whatever the hell you want to me, because I'm just glad I can talk to you."
F Hyper: [sub]"Would it be temporary, though? I can't fuck Asriel with a metal dick."[/sub]
Jack: ((On the other I've gone around telling girls I can play electric guitar with my tongue))
Jack: ((Either way I have problems))
F Hyper: [sub]"Also, I'll do nothing but kind things to yah, Asriel."[/sub]
Jack: ((In fact I may just BE the problem))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay, but you can technically sex me now, couldn't you?"
MettatonSEX: Well, we need it to be able to hold a pickle jar of dust, a SOUL, and be able to move, hear, see, and speak. I could install other things ifthey want.
MettatonSEX: ((metta: im gonna install the interchangeable dildo system i have, but one at a time
: Joseph: * "I can help build and design things and add features."
??: az
??: (( Ack
??: (( Sorry
F Hyper: [sub]"Hnm.. I guess that could work, while I try to find a possible solution."[/sub]
Nance: ((Apparently that didn't work.
??: (( Yeeeeah
??: (( Lemme refresh
MageVaati: ('s ok)
: anonymous [??] is now Atlas Asriel [Atl Asriel].
Atl Asriel: (( there
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What could work, the robot?"
Jack: ((Well, my life is either a sitcom or a generic high school anime minus the panty shots and likeable protagonist))
Atl Asriel: (( I think
MettatonSEX: ((ok, minus panty shits, but youre likeable
Jack: ((And before you say I'm likeable)
Jack: ((Damnit))
F Hyper: [sub]"The robot."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Atl Asriel: (( Now to figure out how to exactly hop in
Jack: ((You haven't met me in real life))
Atl Asriel: (( Not exactly good with that type of stuff, haha
Gaster: ((i really hope there's no panty shits in that anime
Jack: ((Also, panty shits))
MettatonSEX: ((i bet youd be a cool friend to hang with. i'm an awkward fuck with no filter.
F Hyper: ((panty shits 10/10
MettatonSEX: ((panty shits is episode one of paswg
Jack: ((F Hyper is kinky as fuck))
: Joseph: * ( Is Joseph contributing to le robot? )
MettatonSEX: ((if h wants
F Hyper: ((that's because F Hyper is a little shit
: Joseph: * " I going to contribute to the...robot?"
MettatonSEX: So, Joseph,we can work together on it.
: Joseph: * "Alrighty."
Jack: ((Something weird and unbelievable happened today)
MettatonSEX: I know how to hook up a soul to a robot, if you need that, Hyper.
MettatonSEX: ((oh?
F Hyper: [sub]"Alrighty. Thanks, I appreciate it, Mettaton."[/sub]
Jack: ((I met two females who play dungeons and dragons))
Atl Asriel: anydoors into the bar, stepping into it and looking around curiously.
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Atl Asriel: (( there
Jack: ((tbh it's probably a trap
MettatonSEX: sees the new Asriel. "Hello."
Jack: ((I don't even play the game)
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Jack: ((Just thought it was notable))
F Hyper: * The outline leans back into the couch. "'Ey, me! Welcome to bullshit land!"
: Joseph: * "So..where are we working on this? How would it look?v
MettatonSEX: I mean, I dunno.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, New Asriel."
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MettatonSEX: I'm thinking like the form we first saw him in.
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Atl Asriel: looks over at all the people greeting him. He smiles.
Atl Asriel: "Oh! H- Howdy!"
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F Hyper: ((f hyper is like a mix of having no soul and having a soul))
Jack: ((You know that feeling where your optimism is crushed to the point where you're frankly afraid to hope for anything again?))
MettatonSEX: ((yes
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F Hyper: ((basically he's an asshole outline of asriel
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Jack: ((At this point I'm wondering how college applications are going to fuck me over))
: Joseph: * "We could work on it at my friend Adaxial's lab."
Atl Asriel: (( oh
Jack: ((Calling it right now, I'm going to shit my pants in front of a Harvard interviewer))
: Joseph: * "Adaxial always wears black sunglasses and his eyes are oversensitive..."
MettatonSEX: Ah, that would work.
Jack: ((Assuming, of course, they'd be willing to speak with me in the first place)
Atl Asriel: looks over at the other Asriel, and walks over to him. At least there's another one of him!
MettatonSEX: Oh, I think I met him once or twice.
: Joseph: * "Oh."
Jack: ((I'm not convinced that just because they sent me one letter I'm suddenly going to make it in))
Atl Asriel: "So, my wife told me about this place and said I could come visit to let off some steam and relax..."
F Hyper: * He decides to stay quiet for now.
Jack: [font=palatino]-walks in the normal door-[/font]
Atl Asriel: "Do you know where I could maybe get a cup of tea or anything?"
MettatonSEX: Hello, Jack.
Atl Asriel: has a smile on his face.
MettatonSEX: You can order tea from Grillby over there.
Jack: [font=palatino]-nods-[/font]
: Joseph: * "There's another guy there, Arcadia, that does programming...[sub]He's cute...[/sub]"
Atl Asriel: looks over at this new figure.
Grillby: looks up at the newcomers, giving a tiny wave.
Atl Asriel: "Oh, howdy!"
MettatonSEX: Oh, I know him too.
: Joseph: * "The robot?"
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Atl Asriel: looks over at Grillby, then back over at Mettaton, nodding. He walks over to Grillby and sits down on a stool in front of the counter.
Jack: [font=palatino]-come on you can't think of a Writer named Jack T. from an iconic horror movie?-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-hint hint hint hint hint-[/font]
: Joseph: * "The robot does all around research and experimentation..."
Atl Asriel: "Howdy! You don't happen to be serving any tea, do you?
MettatonSEX: ...I see.
Jack: [font=palatino]-*writer-[/font]
Nance: ((Jack T. is clearly Jack T. Herbert))
MettatonSEX: turns to Jack. "Planning on busting through doors with a knife?"
Jack: [font=palatino]Huh?[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-is taken a little off guard-[/font]
Jack: ((It was an axe silly))
MettatonSEX: ...Axe, sorry, it was a while ago.
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
MageVaati: (ive never seen it irl)
Jack: [font=palatino]Goddamnit, this again.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]My family always use to joke about me being the guy from The Shining.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]-blank stare-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Sorry, sorry. You said your last name was Torrance, right? Did your parents have that sense of humor?
Jack: [font=palatino]So I killed them.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Jack: [font=palatino]-sits down-[/font]
Grillby: nods, then pulls out menu of various loose-leaf teas.
MettatonSEX: Well that took a turn.
: Joseph: * He claps for Jack. He is not being sarcastic.
anon: (Im off to bed. Gn everyone!)
Gaster: ((goodnight
Atl Asriel: nods and slowly reads the menu, pointing out one of the teas, requesting it and such.
MageVaati: (gn my love)
Jack: [font=palatino]Yep, it's Torrance all right.[/font]
Atl Asriel: ((good night!
MageVaati: (sweet memes)
Jack: [font=palatino]-shakes his head-[/font]
F Hyper: [sub]"Great job, kid. Killing your own parents all over a joke?"[/sub]
anon: (Gn vivi ily!!)
MageVaati: ([color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color])
MageVaati: (ily too)
Jack: ((gn))
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MettatonSEX: I might have misheard.
Jack: [font=palatino]And of course I had I become a writer, too.[/font]
Atl Asriel: (( so uh, is Grillby a communal NPC or
Atl Asriel: (( do other people play as him
Jack: [font=palatino]*had to[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((it's usually chime, but i've played him if she wasnt there
F Hyper: ((I believe Chime plays him.
Atl Asriel: (( alright, thank you!
MettatonSEX: ((if chime's not there he's free reign i think
Jack: [font=palatino]-shakes his head-[/font]
Atl Asriel: eventually gets the tea back and begins to drink it slowly.
MettatonSEX: Haha, yeah...
Atl Asriel: tastes it, smiling. Perfect! Golden Flower Tea...
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
MettatonSEX: Sorry about that joke.
Gaster: ((yeah, i just have grillby on call if i need him
Atl Asriel: (( aite
MettatonSEX: ((hire a grillby
Jack: [font=palatino]You are aware that I didn't actually kill my family, right?[/font]
F Hyper: * Eventually, the outline fades, and the SOUL reappears in the jar. The lid gets put on, too.
MettatonSEX: I mean I'm never sure.
F Hyper: ((okay so i'm tired af so gn everybody
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Atl Asriel: stands up and begins to glance around at everyone, curious. He continues to sip at his tea.
Atl Asriel: (( good night
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MettatonSEX: I'm glad you didn't, but.
: Joseph: * "So, Metta, when are we going to start working on the robot?"
Nance: ((Damn it I forgot to say g'night to wife))
Jack: [font=palatino]But?[/font]
MettatonSEX: We should sketch it out first and work starting tomorrow. Together, it should be done in a few days.
MettatonSEX: But I'm never sure.
MettatonSEX: People in this bar do odd things.
: Joseph: * "Yes, we should make a sketch."
Jack: [font=palatino]They weren't, either. Laughed right until the end, they did.[/font]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Am back))
Atl Asriel: frowns, finishing off his tea. Seems like everyone is pretty invested in their own conversations...
: Joseph: * He takes out a notepad and two pencils.
Atl Asriel: sets his cup of tea down, leans against the counter and sighs.
MettatonSEX: ...Now you're just fucking with me.
Jack: [font=palatino]-chuckles with a hint of madness-[/font]
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MettatonSEX: takes one pencil and decides to sketch out a basic body shape. It looks like the Hyperdeath form.
Jack: [font=palatino]-has been taking notes this whole time-[/font]
Atl Asriel: glances over at the trio that is sketching out... something. He's a bit interested, but won't walk up and talk to them. That might be a bit rude, you think.
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Jack: ((Oh shit))
Jack: ((A break-up))
Atl Asriel: ((uh))
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: Joseph: * On top of the basic form, he draws a few lines. "These lines would light up on a color depending on mood. Red would make him look pretty cool when mad..."
MettatonSEX: Ooh, interesting.
MettatonSEX: Of course, we have to run this all by Hyper.
Atl Asriel: walks over, a bit closer to the trio.
Jack: [font=palatino]-just keeps writing and chuckling-[/font]
: Joseph: * "The eyes..."
: Joseph: * "Maybe the eyes could just be one single colored light..."
: Joseph: * "Or we could add....emulated eyes. Either one."
MettatonSEX: I can supply my own eyes. I have hundreds of spares of my own, and I can make customized ones.
: Joseph: * ( Imagine him just glowing red, his eyes completely red too )
Gaster: ((OH SHIT
Gaster: ((i got up to go to the bathroom and i see the announcement
MettatonSEX: They light up and can change colors upon a single thought.
MettatonSEX: ((what announcement
Jack: [font=palatino]-drops a paper. It's covered with "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"[/font]
Atl Asriel: looks down, a bit disappointed. Yep, no one here is really up to chatting with him at this time... Then again, it is getting pretty late.
: Joseph: * "Ah."
Gaster: ((the one about charat
MettatonSEX: looks up. "Hello, Asriel."
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Atl Asriel: looks over at Mettaton, smiling a bit.
Atl Asriel: "Howdy, Mettaton!"
: Joseph: * He looks at Asriel. "Hey."
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks up at Asriel-[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh, you do know me.
Jack: [font=palatino]Asriel, right?[/font]
Atl Asriel: nods at the other two, and back at Mettaton, walking over to them.
Atl Asriel: "Yeah!"
Jack: [font=palatino]What's your story?[/font]
Atl Asriel: "My story?"
Jack: [font=palatino]-pencil and paper at the ready-[/font]
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Jack: [font=palatino]Yes.[/font]
Atl Asriel: "You mean... how I got here, or the full thing?"
Gaster: ((holy shit i just went back to the charat and i got silenced
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Jack: [font=palatino]Yes.[/font]
Gaster: ((i just wanted my text replacements damn it
Atl Asriel: "..."
Jack: ((Why?))
Atl Asriel: "Well..."
: Joseph: * He looked back at Mettaton. "Programming-wise, Arcadia's got that. Using the Novelica Toolkit allows them handle a fuckton of thoughts... "
Atl Asriel: sits down near them, looking over at Jack.
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Nance: -Nance noticed that dear wife Frisk had fallen asleep! Ah well. To be fair they've been being lazy all day, so to have it end up that they both end up asleep would be probably alright. However, considering that Nance popped out here and there to make sure the kids were alright, it'd probably be best for them to get some sleep at their house. So, hefting her wife up and carrying her on her back, she waves idly to the bar. "Alright, I have to head out now. Children to tuck in, and all that."-
Gaster: ((idk but it's a good thing we got out when we did
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: Joseph: * "Nice stuff that probably won't visually do anything, but hardware wise, hoo boy..."
Atl Asriel: "Well, I used to live at this Castle named Castle Atlas..."
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
Atl Asriel: "Erm, well I'm a bit tired so I'll cut this short."
Jack: [font=palatino]-hides his disappointment-[/font]
Atl Asriel: "My wife Nancy talked about this place and said I might enjoy coming here..."
Atl Asriel: looks over at... Nancy. Huh. You don't think it's yours.
MettatonSEX: As for motions, I can use the basics of my NEO fo-- of my NEO form.
Atl Asriel: "Uh... Bye, Nance."
MettatonSEX: Bye Nance.
Jack: [font=palatino]That's not really what I had in mind, though/[/font]
Atl Asriel: looks over at Jack.
Atl Asriel: "What did you have in mind, Mr..."
Jack: [font=palatino]I was note curious about the, you know, dying and undying/[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]It's Jack.[/font]
Atl Asriel: nods.
Atl Asriel: "Oh, that..."
Jack: [font=palatino]*morr[/font]
Nance: -She waves a little, mulling over that... huh. Must have known from inference that my name was Nance. Oh well! She gives one more wave, before opening an anydoor at her feet and disappearing.-
Jack: [font=palatino]*more[/font]
Nance: -Of course, the sleeping Frisk came with.-
Jack: [font=palatino]*fok'n 'ell[/font]
Atl Asriel: "Uh, well... I did die, and turn into a flower..."
: Joseph: * "So..."
Atl Asriel: "Then, Frisk came over and saved me by splitting their SOUL in half, and giving me half of their SOUL."
Jack: [font=palatino]Flower?[/font]
: Joseph: * "Storage?"
Jack: [font=palatino]Flower?[/font]
Atl Asriel: "...Y- Yeah."
Jack: ((Metal Gear?))
Jack: ((A Hind D?))
MettatonSEX: Anyway, I can use the basic vaguely humanoid joint structure of NEO and as for storage, I don't quite know.
Atl Asriel: ((I cannot muster up a Metal Gear joke rn, i am so tired
Atl Asriel: yawns again and stands up.
: Joseph: * "Ah..."
MettatonSEX: ((snake? snake? snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Jack: ((too tired for your solid snake?))
Atl Asriel: ((heh
MettatonSEX: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Atl Asriel: "I would love to stick and chat, but I have to go get the kids to bed and everything, so..."
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Atl Asriel: "Maybe we can continue this conversation tomorrow?"
Jack: [font=palatino]Alright...[/font]
MettatonSEX: Ah. Goodnight, Asriel.
Atl Asriel: "Goodnight Jack, goodnight Mettaton..."
Atl Asriel: nods and smiles, fatigue showing clearly in his eyes as they're barely open.
Gaster: ((alright i got all my replacements
: Joseph: * "Arcadia uses some other hardware that runs on some weird power source..."
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Gaster: ([._.]
Jack: [font=palatino]-jumps and dashes out at a phone buzz-[/font]
MettatonSEX: !
Atl Asriel: holds a paw up in front of him and does a little swipe, with an anydoor showing in front of him.
: Joseph: * "Have you seen a robot that was a small little cute webcam?"
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MettatonSEX: I know him!
Atl Asriel: - Of course, you never need to do a swipe, but holy shit isn't it cool to do? -
Atl Asriel: walks over and opens the door, walking through and closing it.
Atl Asriel: (( I think I'm gonna go sleep too.
MettatonSEX: He's shaped like a friend.
MettatonSEX: ((gnight
Atl Asriel: (( It was nice meeting you all, i'll be back tomorrow ^^
MettatonSEX: ((k, cya then!
: Joseph: * "I helped design him. I snuck in the friendliness. Heh."
Atl Asriel: (( mmhm, gn.
: Joseph: * ( bye! )
MettatonSEX: Oh, wonderful!
MettatonSEX: He's a little darling.
: Joseph: * "Heh."
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MettatonSEX: Anyway, about the hardware?
: Joseph: * "I don't know..."
: Joseph: * He takes out a Samsung Galaxy Note 5.
: Joseph: * "This thing's quite nice..."
MettatonSEX: Hmm.
: Joseph: * "I upgraded the friendly robot about ten years ago to use this phone's hardware. It's the only way he can move faster than five miles per hour."
MettatonSEX: Ah.
: Joseph: * "Hardware, well...v
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MettatonSEX: ((howdy
MettatonSEX: ?
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
MettatonSEX: ((that wasnt intended oops
: Joseph: * "He'd probably need to have really powerful hardware, right?"
MettatonSEX: Right.
DamnDude: ((I'm sad now.))
MettatonSEX: ((why
Gaster: ((hm tbh i would like some transparency on why charat is no longer affiliated with msparp
DamnDude: ((Basically, I used to play BGO a lot and stay in the chats that kind of stuff, I stopped going for awhile,. I decided to check out the site today, and now they have a memorial for one of the main users who died.))
: Joseph: * ( oh my... )
MettatonSEX: ((oh no
Gaster: ((oh no
: Joseph: * "I could actually replicate Arcadia's old hardware and give it a little boost."
DamnDude: ((...Yeah, I don't know how to respond to this honestly.))
MettatonSEX: That would work.
: Joseph: * "Arcadia was [i]powerful[/i]."
MettatonSEX: ((neither do i
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
: Joseph: * "So, I'll get to work on that hardware?"
MettatonSEX: And I'll work on the body.
DamnDude: ((From the time I was there, I know they were a core member and got around with the other people very well. I stopped going there because I got super burned out after a tourney during the summer, and I even ended up leaving the chat for awhile.))
MettatonSEX: ((oh dear
: Joseph: * "Right! And I'll get Arcadia to start programming a bit."
DamnDude: ((When I think about it, it's was really the here before I came here. I spent a similar amount of time there, and I ended up even doing really minor RP.))
MettatonSEX: ((ah
: Joseph: * ( I've been here for three months )
MettatonSEX: Then, we run the body's actual design over by Hyper.
MettatonSEX: ((i've been here since i started dating sgh
: Joseph: * "You're building that body on the sketch...?"
MettatonSEX: ((so since november
Gaster: ((whooo i just started reading through the staff room's logs
MettatonSEX: The basic form.
MettatonSEX: ((oh?
: Joseph: * "Ah."
Gaster: ((i got a tumblr post about the falling out about charat and msparp here:
MettatonSEX: Just the skeletal form and the joints.
: Joseph: * ( 16 January 2016 is when I first joined, my internet went out the day after. I was sad. )
Gaster: ((now about the whole spambot thing, they're not sure who did that one but one of the staff members says they don't have access to the bot control room
DamnDude: ((It became hard for me to come back, because the main person I rped with there started to really scare me, he added me on skype, and he started talking about really scary stuff, stuff I would be banned for talking about here because it breaks rule 2, but I couldn't talk to him because I was younger and I was even more awkward.
MettatonSEX: ((oh no
MettatonSEX: ((great googly moogly its all gone to shit
DamnDude: ((They stopped talking about it soon, but I haven't heard from them in two months, I hope they're fine.))
MettatonSEX: ((mmh
DamnDude: ((Also, holy shit that extension of information makes everything worse.))
MettatonSEX: ((yep
: Joseph: * "Ah."
DamnDude: ((Basically, I saw everything right before "Evidence has proven"))
: Joseph: * ( Would Metta and Joseph just constantly text eachother while they build )
MettatonSEX: I can do the basic form of the joints, and, um... give me your number. I can text you that way, and send progress photos.
: Joseph: * "Alright."
MettatonSEX: ((yes
: Joseph: * ( Brb generating fake number )
DamnDude: ((I am now slightly happier now.))
: Joseph: * Joseph gives Metta his number.
Gaster: ((just use 555 in the number joseph
MettatonSEX: loads it in and sends a text. [Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, it's Mettaton! Just testing that this works, darling.]
Gaster: ((iirc if it's got 555 it's fake
: Joseph: * 555-666-8008.
DamnDude: ((Edmund just announced "The Legend of Bumbo", which is basically a spinoff of isaac which is randomly generated rpg puzzle game.))
: Joseph: * ( 666 Boob )
MettatonSEX: The text is from 555-688-6969
MettatonSEX: ((ye
DamnDude: ((
MettatonSEX: ((MTT-6969
DamnDude: ((Well that link doesn't work.))
DamnDude: ((
Gaster: ((oooh what's gaster's number
DamnDude: (( Parenthesis stop fucking up my links.))
DamnDude: (( ))
: Joseph: * [Hello. This is Joseph Volante Ardiccioni.]
DamnDude: (((OK, that link works.))
: Joseph: * (Joseph Volante Ardiccioni. What a unique name.)
MettatonSEX: (( 555-934-2787
MettatonSEX: (( 555-WDG-ASTR
Gaster: ((nice
MettatonSEX: [Ah, good, right number! Your number is interesting, by the way. 666 BOOB, huh?]
Gaster: ((alternately we could go DIN-WING
: Joseph: * ( And dont think that name isnt related to cars. )
MettatonSEX: (( or 946-4346 WIN-GDIN
MettatonSEX: ((methbusters you sly bastard
: Joseph: * ( :] )
MettatonSEX: ((damn u methbusters
: Joseph: * ( There's a french car manufacturer called Alpine. )
MettatonSEX: ((i mean at least my oc that ill use here has a font name
Gaster: ((frickle dickle
Gaster: ((oooh speaking of OCS
: Joseph: * [I'm thinking of changing my number to 726-4200.]
Gaster: ((with the shiny character tag thing I might bring in my super cool cyberpunk sisters
: Joseph: * (FD gets her username from the engine that the Mazda RX-7 uses.)
MettatonSEX: [Heh heh. I got MTT in my number by chance.❤︎]
MettatonSEX: ((do it
Gaster: ((and if that leads to the gang going to space it's time for the return of jocasta
MettatonSEX: ((shes a cute
Gaster: ((what's she doing in space? You'll see
: Joseph: * ( I proposed the name Viper earlier, which you probably saw )
MettatonSEX: ((also if we go to space i could introduce an alien oc ive had in my head for a while, and yeah, i know, car name, you fuck
: Joseph: * (
MettatonSEX: ((knew it
: Joseph: * (Europa gets her name from something else.)
: Joseph: * (Guess.)
Gaster: ((greek mythology
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Gaster: ((i have a shitton of original alien species you have no idea
Gaster: ((i'm still thinking over what I want my martians to look like
: Joseph: * (JUST KIDDING )
Gaster: ((FUCKER
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MettatonSEX: ((all i know about my new oc is they have three eyes and shiny bluish skin/scales
: Joseph: * (Project SKYLINE? )
DamnDude: (( I'm trying to think if there's any OC I didn't really explain name wise.))
Gaster: ((see i want my martians to be desert dwellers
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Gaster: ((so i'm thinking somewhat reptilian, with camel-like humps?
: Joseph: * ( Novelica? VAUXHALL NOVA. )
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: Joseph: * ( And my fake name Daytona? )
: Joseph: * ( Call me Daytona if you want. That would be funny. )
Gaster: ((i was thinking daytona 500 or whatever that one race is
MettatonSEX: (( *slow, angry clap*
: Joseph: * ( Oh! And Spectra? Pantera? )
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Olive: just checking to see if this color is eyebleed - is it?
: Joseph: * ( no )
Nance: ((Not as much as it could be))
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: Joseph: * ( MV you mad )
Gaster: ((i'm checking on multiple themes and OH GOD FELT HURTS
MettatonSEX: ((no im tabbing out a bunch to try to make this oc
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: Joseph: * ( And MINI?! )
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Gaster: ((whoa hey msparp classic's a lot like charat
MettatonSEX: ((mini i knew
: Joseph: * ( I am secretly educating you guys about cars. )
: Joseph: * ( Aventador? Lamborghini Aventador. )
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Gaster: ((i knew that one from my saints' row days
Gaster: ((there's a car that looks like the aventador
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Gaster: ((i made it my personal mission to steal each one i saw
: Joseph: * ( Remember how FD played Protege? Mazda Protege. )
: Joseph: * ( I am so slick. )
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: Joseph: * ( Alpine didn't actually originate from a car. It was from a Nestle commercial. Also brb. )
Gaster: ((alright it's 1 35 and my head is spinning, i'm gonna go to bed
: Joseph: * ( me too )
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Nance: ((Welp. A dumb child just put his mp3 player in the washing machine))
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MettatonSEX: ((gn
Nance: ((He better be glad it works.))
MettatonSEX: ((im gonna go make the oc, gnight fuckers
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Nance: ((G'night))
Nance: ((Speaking of, I'm going to sleep as well. I just never leave. :P))
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Jukon or Junko: (yo yo yo
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: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Flame_warp [Flame_warp ].
Flame_warp : Hey yazan
Flame_warp : ((I can't believe that I can't stop doing this shit. It's just such a normal-ass thing to say to me that I do it without thinking. And it's making me feel like an asshole.))
Jukon or Junko: (oi
Jukon or Junko: ((rule 2?
Flame_warp : ((Yeah))
Jukon or Junko: ((yeah that sucks
Flame_warp : ((It's just leaving me with this bitter taste in my mouth. Though that's assisted by the fact I just woke up ad my throat is dry))
Jukon or Junko: ((that has never bothered me, but Im not really looking to offend anyone
Jukon or Junko: ((just start reviewing what you write
Jukon or Junko: ((before you post it
Flame_warp : ((I'm not looking to offend anyone either. I'm not that kind of guy. It's just that, suddenly, something g that I normally find is nothing to worry about is offensive. And I understand. I get it. This is nobody's fault but mine, I need to find more creative ways to word things.))
Flame_warp : ((And yeah))
Jukon or Junko: ((I'm surprised about it too
Jukon or Junko: ((but I'm no one's therapist so I just avoid it
Jukon or Junko: ((already had to deal with that drama with Ultima
Flame_warp : ((Yeah. I'd rather not be Ultima 2: electric boogaloo))
Jukon or Junko: ((like I said, start reviewing, your words, look for key words, notably, "self"
Flame_warp : ((Yup. Or just start learning to use alternate wordings. 'cause there's probably about 10 different ways to make that sentence sound a lot cooler that don't involve getting yourself banned.))
Flame_warp : ((Like, for example, in the issue today, I could have used something like 'tearing apart at the seams'. Which, a: sounds cooler and b: is more descriptive, because she'd probably still manage to come back.))
Jukon or Junko: (I know what might need, wanna make tori and jukon make out?
Jukon or Junko: ((jk
Jukon or Junko: might help*
Flame_warp : ((Barchar is fucking hard to kill. She's holding on to the physical plane with duct tape, string, and determination, but there's a LOT of fucking determination in there.))
Jukon or Junko: ((I purposely try to aviod making powerful characters, or it they are powerful, they are very flawed i.e. Jukon
Flame_warp : ((Which, is, simultaneously, kind of a bad thing, and an issue with the character. Logically, this arc should end with her being...if not killed, somehow made less powerful. But we can't, really because even if we do, the weird things we've started blaming on her are still going to keep happening.))
Jukon or Junko: ((btw anything else happen while I was at work
Flame_warp : ((Well,despite being hard to kill, barchar isn't really particularly good at fighting. She can alter the playing field in the favor of herself, but that doesn't help all that much when she can't really use it to her advantage.))
Flame_warp : ((She also is pretty much physically incapable of hurting asriels.))
Flame_warp : ((Uh...hyper died. His soul might have broken, too, but ms. Ghost over here wouldn't have none 'a that shit.))
Jukon or Junko: (what again?
Flame_warp : ((Yup))
Flame_warp : ((He started vomiting dust and ad kinda fucked up when trying to save him))
Flame_warp : ((But, you know, well get him back.))
Flame_warp : ((Frisky himself admitted this))
Jukon or Junko: ((does that mean he isn't a chubby goat anymore?
Flame_warp : ((No. Right now he is a pile of dust.))
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Flame_warp : ((And a soul in a jar that's trying desperately become two souls in a jar. But, again, barchar ain't having that shit))
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Flame_warp : ((Pros of barchar: asriels are happy and not dead. She's kinda cute. Cons of barchar: she's VERY creepy. Though, we haven't gotten much into the creepy side of things))
Flame_warp : ((Uhh...fresh is in a prototype robo body, semi-permanenetly. I dunno if you were there for that.))
Jukon or Junko: ((so all that hard work I put into making/getting him a chubby goat body was for waste? DAMNIT ALL TO HELL
Flame_warp : ((Eh.))
Jukon or Junko: ((is hard to write some new characters sometimes
Jukon or Junko: ((don't really kow fresh tbh
Flame_warp : ((shrugs))
: Yazan [Jukon or Junko] is now Yazan [FullArmorJukon].
FullArmorJukon: -lying around, has blood stains on her-
Flame_warp : ((I kinda need to get into the groove of writing barchar, too. She's...not a simple character.))
FullArmorJukon: ((nor is jukon, best character I've made yet
Flame_warp : ((I like jukon))
FullArmorJukon: ((think most people here do
FullArmorJukon: ((shes a good counter to everyone
Flame_warp : ((And while I do find the idea of her and toriel getting together hilarious (again, frisk would be so down about having her as mom #2: this time I don't have a metaphysical attachment to her), I don't think toriel is probably into futa. Or even females.))
FullArmorJukon: ((Jukon is female, and will always be
Flame_warp : ((I assumed so.))
FullArmorJukon: ((all she wants to to put her face in dem huge tittes
Flame_warp : ((But unless barchar suddenly gains a vested interest in getting them together and starts working her creepy, privacy-violating magic, I don't think toriel has the same desire.))
Flame_warp : ((But fukkit, who knows. Ships creep up on you like...well, like barchar.))
FullArmorJukon: ((get her drunk
FullArmorJukon: (oh btw fanta was imprisoned
Flame_warp : ((What))
Flame_warp : ((Goddammit))
Flame_warp : ((Why))
FullArmorJukon: ((she refused to do a mission for her king because it would have required killing children
FullArmorJukon: ((jukon was with her last
Flame_warp : ((I guess this is what gets azzy to go into pa1nfl))
Flame_warp : ((dAnd toriel would probably be equally determined, considering))
FullArmorJukon: ((whats painfl?
Flame_warp : ((And frisk would just like the opportunity to be able to fight things. The kid is juts a tiiiiiiny bit psycho))
Flame_warp : ((The dimension))
Flame_warp : ((That night not be the exact code slarv is using))
FullArmorJukon: (anythin s[ecial about it?
Flame_warp : ((It's where joy comes from here. Fanta is working there. There's probably creepy, dangerous shit.))
FullArmorJukon: (joy?
Flame_warp : ((It's a drug or somethin iunno))
Flame_warp : ((Fanta called it an 'antidepressent'))
Flame_warp : ((Also it turns you into a terrifying mutant but psssssh whatever))
Flame_warp : ((Yeah I dunno what the hell slarv is doing with this. All I know is that bazzy is going to be fucking pissed, with a little help from our resident yandere ghost))
Flame_warp : ((You know, I should prolly put barchar on the sheet.))
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Flame_warp : ((Afk))
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
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AFK_warp : ((Gees, this place is weirdly empty))
AFK_warp : ((Not even the dang automod))
AFK_warp : ((Or whatever that is))
AFK_warp : ((Oh that's Nancy okay))
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Smol Asriel: ((wow
Smol Asriel: ((rip chat
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is still sleep under pillow pile
Smol Asriel: is asleep under the pillow pile as well
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Smol Asriel: ((Ayy
Flame_warp : ((Ohey people))
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Bondertale: toriel is with asrismol, hugging him tightly
Smol Asriel: purrs
Smol Asriel: is under a pillow pile with AD actually
Asriel_Dreemurr: was takin care of him ur welcum
Bondertale: nvm then lol
Bondertale: toriel is just supervising theb
Barchar: is floating around the room, bored. That's what happens when the one person you can see and talk to falls asleep, and then all the other people you care about do, too. But, upside, they're not leaving her again.
Smol Asriel: 's snootle is sticking out of a hole in the pillows
Bondertale: tori finds this mildly amusing.
Asriel_Dreemurr: is next to him, his snootle also sticking out.
Smol Asriel: 's purrs are cute and loud
Asriel_Dreemurr: is 21 he needs to get his life in check
Smol Asriel: is just under like 4 pillows bcuz he's 3 feet tall. Azzy's got a fuckton
Bondertale: thinks that ad does have his life in check. His adorable, adorable life.
Barchar: also thinks he has his life in check but the fact that she plays a notable part in the fact that he stays in this bar all the damn time makes that rather evident
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
mythisoleucine: ( hi )
DamnDude: ((Hi))
Barchar: has no idea what an 'in check' life is like, anyway, seeing as pretty much all she can remember is what happened after becoming a yandere ghost
Bondertale: (hi people)
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Smol Asriel: wakes up slowly, he yawns then sits on azzy quietly
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up, from being sat on
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy, Asriel."
Barchar: immediately pops over to tfa. "Morning, azzy <3"
Smol Asriel: lean on actually
Smol Asriel: *leaned
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "hey"
Smol Asriel: *i'm tired as fuck
Smol Asriel: Hi...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "How'd you sleep?"
Barchar: 's form is also becoming very close to actually looking like a normal body. It's becoming evident that she's a very female, very early 20's looking chara.
Smol Asriel: I slept good...
Smol Asriel: Did you?
: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good 'nuff."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * "what's up beautiful" Blatant flirting.
Smol Asriel: Ok...
Smol Asriel: just leans on AD, still under his pillow pile
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches the Asriels head and ears
Barchar: "Oh, the usual. Floating around, looking at how adorable you all are, noticing you flirting with me, that kind of thing."
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( gtg to class ech )
Smol Asriel: purrs louder, his footsies twitch a bit
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "God, you make the cutest noises."
Smol Asriel: Really?
Flame_warp : test
Asriel_Dreemurr: "yeah."
Barchar: (oh right that character doesn't actually have the OoC parenthesis prefix by default I should add that)
Bondertale: toriel smiled. "Doesn't he just?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's adorable."
Flame_warp : ((test the second))
Flame_warp : ((yay))
Smol Asriel: smiles a bit, "Hehe.."
Smol Asriel: That feels nice
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It should. I always loved being scratched on the head."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And ears."
Smol Asriel: leans in to the scratches, you can hear a scratching sound as his leg twitches against the pillows
Smol Asriel: mews lightly
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Really enjoying this, huh?"
Smol Asriel: It feels really nice
Bondertale: toriel raised an eyebrow. "Asriel, you do know we're goats, not cats, yes?"
Smol Asriel: Huh?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Are you a cat Asriel?"
Smol Asriel: Umm... no?
Bondertale: toriel snickered "'purr'haps he's just in denial."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you know what you are?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: smirks at pun
Smol Asriel: A boss monster?
Smol Asriel: is still purring softly
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but like what animal do you look like."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like, do you think you're a goat, a cat..."
Smol Asriel: I think I look like a goat
Smol Asriel: pokes his head out from under the pillows
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps scratching his head
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're super cute either way."
Smol Asriel: Thanks... you're so nice...
Bondertale: "I don't believe that purring and mewing is a normal behavior for a goat, my child. But, well, I certainly won't stop you."
Smol Asriel: Wait.. you don't do that?
Bondertale: "Not as much as I can remember, no."
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think they do."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I've never purred."
Smol Asriel: I always used to do that
Bondertale: "But, well, it has been a while since I've been in a situation where I might do such a thing."
Smol Asriel: Back when my parents would scratch my ears...
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches more
Smol Asriel: leans into the scratches
Bondertale: sighs, looking at smol asriel sympathetically.
Smol Asriel: isn't smiling anymore, he's still purring tho. Azzy can feel something brush up against him from under the pillow pile
Smol Asriel: ((Imma go in like 15 minutes
Asriel_Dreemurr: holds Asriels close
Smol Asriel: accepts this snuggle, he looks sad again
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, you know you're the fluffier goat ever, right?"
Smol Asriel: I am?
Smol Asriel: 's tail is behind azzy now, it's bushy and floofy
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, fluffier I've ever met."
Smol Asriel: Wow... You're pretty fluffy too
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fluffier than me."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Way fluffier."
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Smol Asriel: floofs his own ears, the reaches up and floofs Azzy's
Smol Asriel: I don't know, you're pretty fluffy
Asriel_Dreemurr: smirks, and floods back
Asriel_Dreemurr: Floofs*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, right."
Smol Asriel: yawns again
Smol Asriel: snuggles up closer to AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tired, little buddy?"
Smol Asriel: Yeah...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Get some rest. I'm okay with being slept on."
Smol Asriel: Alright, thanks
Smol Asriel: You're so nice...
Barchar: niiiight just have a hand in this.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, don't mention it."
Smol Asriel: To me... a mass murderer...
Barchar: but you can't prove wnything
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, I did what you did. Don't worry about it, kid."
Bondertale: "Asriel." toriel said, chiding but gentle. "You need to understand that what flowey did is not what you did."
Smol Asriel: ...
Smol Asriel: Ok...
Smol Asriel: rests his head on AD
Smol Asriel: isn't purring anymore
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good night..."
Barchar: is trying her best to distract smol asriel from this particular line of thought.
Smol Asriel: Goodnight...
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, now looking a bit sad
Asriel_Dreemurr: assuming Smol is asleep
Smol Asriel: closes his eyes and goes to sleep
Smol Asriel: won't be making cute noises in this sleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: then sighs, looking a bit sad.
Barchar: 's work here is done. Back to floating aimlessly.
Asriel_Dreemurr: rolls out from under the pillows, letting Smol Asriel sleep
Smol Asriel: is now all by himself under the pillow pile
Bondertale: Toriel looked at him. "is something the matter, asriel?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs, sitting up, and leaning into the couch
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm still angry at myself."
Barchar: that depends on your definition of 'by himself' <3
Bondertale: "for what?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "For letting Hyper die twice."
Bondertale: "Asriel, it couldn't have been helped. His soul isstill intact, even if tenuously. You'll get him back."
Bondertale: (I think hyper is going to become our kenny)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah.
Bondertale: (he dies every day, and then he's just back)
Smol Asriel: ((OH MY GOD
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("Damnit, hyper died again."))
Smol Asriel: ((>YOU BASTARDS
Smol Asriel: ((We should so do this
Bondertale: ( *thumbs up* )
Smol Asriel: ((And he's just magically back the next day
Smol Asriel: ((Oh wait that's Zak
Bondertale: (barchar eventually gets sick of his shit and just let's him die ebentually)
Asriel_Dreemurr: sighs
Asriel_Dreemurr: still fees bad
Bondertale: (she's only got so much determination to give)
Smol Asriel: >You have a smol gote to cuddle, that would make you feel better
Barchar: is at least incorporeally cuddling with said smol gote
Smol Asriel: is too busy sleeping to notice
Asriel_Dreemurr: cuddles smol gote
Smol Asriel: doesn't wake up
Barchar: he couldn't notice anyway lol
Asriel_Dreemurr: practically pulls smol gote onto himself, and lies down
Smol Asriel: has a long floofy tail, you didn't see it before
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Awww..."
Smol Asriel: is still sleep
Bondertale: ( this asriel actually a cat?)
Bondertale: (all of a sudden, my I Teresa has been piqued)
Smol Asriel: ((No
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Bondertale: (interest *)*
Smol Asriel: ((I'm going for the cutest possible gote child
Smol Asriel: ((Am I being sufficiently cute?
Bondertale: (ya)
Smol Asriel: ((Excellent
Smol Asriel: ((BAzzy should be worried
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Nance: ((Mm, leftover ribs))
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
FullArmorJukon: (Morning
Bondertale: (about what? )
Bondertale: (hi Nance and jukon)
Smol Asriel: ((Captured gf
Smol Asriel: ((He dont know that yet tho
Bondertale: (he doesn't know about that yet)
Smol Asriel: ((Just that she hasn't been there in a while
DamnDude: ((Kicked ass in BGO, had good time.))
Bondertale: (barchar evidently hasn't found it prudent to wake him up or make him aware if that)
FullArmorJukon: (Miss anything?
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Smol Asriel: ((Some smol azzy
Smol Asriel: ((Nothing else
FullArmorJukon: (Nothing new there
Bondertale: (yeah)
Smol Asriel: ((It's ok if jukon comes back from the painful timeline now
Smol Asriel: ((But the arc won't begin until later
: Yazan [FullArmorJukon] is now The White Wolf [FullArmorJukon].
: The White Wolf [FullArmorJukon] is now Yazan [The White Wolf].
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The White Wolf: (Im on a bus to the airport right now
The White Wolf: (So I got an hourish
Bondertale: (why are you going back to the airport?)
The White Wolf: (Going tk Fukara Japan
Smol Asriel: ((Oooh cool
Bondertale: (seems odd to do that a couple days after moving, but I can't Control your life. )
The White Wolf: (Is going to be hard for me to be on here soon
The White Wolf: (Its 424 am here
Smol Asriel: ((Ooh wow
Bondertale: (geez)
The White Wolf: (And I will be working a 9 to 6 job soon
Bondertale: (yeah. That'll clash a bit. )
The White Wolf: (So that meana I cant make if here on prime time
Smol Asriel: ((Well if you have time at your job
Smol Asriel: ((What job is it?
The White Wolf: (Elementary and kinder teacher
The White Wolf: Teaching englisb
Smol Asriel: ((Nice
Bondertale: (that's kinda neat)
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The White Wolf: (Gonna use undertale in my lessons if possible
Smol Asriel: ((Do it
Smol Asriel: ((Teach the kids about rielas
The White Wolf: (No
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Bondertale: (it does seem a workable teaching tool)
The White Wolf: (I said.undertale not your guilty pleasures
Flame_warp : ((what makes you think we're guilty about it?))
The White Wolf: (Quick whats batmans guitly pleasure
Flame_warp : ((the night))
The White Wolf: Dead parents
Flame_warp : ((that's not a pleasure))
The White Wolf: (Played cah irl once and played that hand
Flame_warp : ((ohhh))
Flame_warp : ((wow))
The White Wolf: -walks in and looks around
Bondertale: (who DE ufck is dis)
The White Wolf: (Rielas seems like a name. But not a ship
The White Wolf: (In thd oc sheet
Smol Asriel: is asleep on big azzy
Smol Asriel: ((I need to go
Smol Asriel: ((Be back in an hour and a half or so
The White Wolf: (DmN
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Bondertale: (o yeah sheet)
Bondertale: (I need to add barchar)
The White Wolf: (An older character
The White Wolf: Is there one who goes by the name of junko here
Bondertale: "Er, yes, she visits. She isn't currently in, at the moment."
The White Wolf: (Btw I some how fell asleep laat night when we were talking
The White Wolf: -Pulls out a letter- would you mind giving her this
Bondertale: Toriel nodded, taking the letter. "No trouble, sir."
Bondertale: (I thought you just had to leave lol)
The White Wolf: (No slar did
The White Wolf: (Oh wait nvm
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The White Wolf: Thank you Toriel
The White Wolf: -Turns around and heads out
Bondertale: "...well,that was odd." toriel eyes the letter, suspiciously. "I don't suppose anyone else would know who that was?"
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: Yazan [The White Wolf] is now Yazan [Auger].
Auger: -Wakes up-
Auger: Hello? Anyone there?
Auger: (Not sure what im going to do.with auger yet
Bondertale: Toriel nodded. "Good morning."
Barchar: hovers around auger, not that he could notice. She was...unsure at best what exactly he was.
Auger: -He looks around. Not quite in the right direction- umm hi. Who are you?
Bondertale: "Uhm...toriel. Mother of the lanky, teenage frisk, and the...male adult asriel who is currently not in a pillow Fort."
Auger: Im Auger -he gets off the couch and walks towards Tori. He holds his hand out but its not anywhere close.
Auger: I just got here and Im afraid I dont know where I am
Bondertale: "Uhm..." toriel moved his hand in the correvt orientation before shaking it. "This is grillbys. It's an...odd place, which is connected to other dimensions for reasons I'm unsure of."
Auger: -he for some reason doesnt let go- oh I understand. I used to be a mechanic back home. Portals were childs play.
Bondertale: "Yes, that's...erm...are you alright?"
Auger: Ahh...yes?
Auger: -Still holding but not hard
Bondertale: "You just on your aim. And you're still gripping my hand. Is this custom different in your dimension?"
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Auger: Oh no I just dont want to let go
Bondertale: "...okay,then."
Auger: -With his free hand he lifts his goggles but to reveal his white eyes
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Bondertale: "Oh. I see." toriel said, sympathetically.
Auger: Sorry I just....its weird to not know where anythin ever is
Bondertale: "Your technology must be quite advanced, for a mechanic to be able to do their job blind."
Bondertale: "Oh, you used to be able to see, too? I apologize."
Auger: -Lets go and stumblez ontk thw couch
Bondertale: (I just noticed that the sburb logo moves only when you type. That's neat.)
Auger: (Huh?
Auger: (Oh
Auger: Yeah. Cant really hold a job down when you cant aee
Auger: -Sits next to Toriel. Is a 5'3 brown lombax
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Bondertale: "I'm sure. I do understand, slightly, one of my children is mute."
Bondertale: has no idea wtf this guy is but she's seen weirder things
Auger: (Hey metta
MageVaati: (writing in a font is hard and took about half the time it took me to outline this fucking art piece)
MageVaati: (hi)
DamnDude: ((Mettaton Located: Load Greeting.Exe))
DamnDude: ((Loading failed))
MageVaati: (wow rude)
DamnDude: ((Sup Vaati))
Auger: (Bringing back Mage?
MageVaati: (im drawing a thing for frisky and)
Bondertale: (hey vaati. Sorry about yesterday. )
MageVaati: (well lets just say i had the idea to write glamor speaking in glamor)
MageVaati: (i forgive you, just watch your wording. you are pretty damn lucky that the first two times i didnt notice it.)
Auger: So you have kids
Bondertale: (that's a cute idea, since he is a child if a fontskel)
MageVaati: (ok the first time i wasnt here also yeah)
Bondertale: (glamor is a he right?)
MageVaati: (yep)
Bondertale: "Indeed. if them is adopted, but yes."
DamnDude: (([font="Glamour Light"] Did I do it right? [/font] ))
DamnDude: ((Nope, didn't do it right))
MageVaati: (he dresses in a traditionally feminine style because he likes it)
Auger: Huh, interesting
DamnDude: doesn't know how to do fonts correctly apparently, or he just doesn't have the font he was testing.
MageVaati: (so you'll see this swearing child in crop tops and all that)
Bondertale: (can't you set character fonts?? )
Glamor: [font=glamor]((glamor hype[/font]
Bondertale: (woo)
Glamor: [font=glamor]yep[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((fuck
Glamor: [font=glamor]did not say that, he isn't even born yet[/font]
Bondertale: (pff)
DamnDude: ((Wait, so can someone link me to the character site, I need to set up my two chars plus my OOC stuff))
Bondertale: (he said it from the...wgatever monsters are born from)
MageVaati: ( here ya go darling)
Bondertale: (click on your name at the top. )
MageVaati: (yep)
Bondertale: (or vaati just links you whatever) /
Auger: Youre not.....married?
Auger: I didnt feel a ring
Bondertale: "I was, but..." toriel sighed. "I don't like to talk about it
MettatonSEX: awakens on the couch, because he fell into sleep mode like an idiot.
Auger: Oh Im sorry I didnt mean to intrude
Bondertale: "Well, first of all, rings are optional at best for monsters. Second of all, don't worry about it."
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MettatonSEX: Well shit. Thought I went back home again.
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Auger: Whose there?
Corrin: ((Test))
MettatonSEX: ((hi corn
Lua: ((Test))
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DamnDude: (( Test ))
MettatonSEX: Oh, hello there. I'm Mettaton, sorry if I startled you.
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
MettatonSEX: ((hoi
DamnDude: ((/Fates, /Lua, and /OOC, everything's set up now.))
Smol Asriel: ((Huh what
Smol Asriel: ((What is this madness
MettatonSEX: ((i got /mtt, /ooc, /glm, and /t. /t will be seen if we go to spaaaaaace
Auger: -Looks arouns but not in the right direction. His eyes are white- Im Auger
MettatonSEX: Auger, it's nice to meet you.
Smol Asriel: ((I've got a ton of fun set up for our quest
DamnDude: ((I know I don't play him anymore, I may need to set up Azazel as well, because I do have plans, but it's gonna be a long long time before I go back to him.))
Barchar: (/barchar)
Auger: Ah you too-holds his hand out in the wrong direction
Bondertale: (/btale (though it's hard to see right now, obviously) )
Flame_warp : ((A-and /ooc))
MettatonSEX: gets up and goes to Auger. He's figured out that Auger's blind, so he just. Takes his hand in his own, gloved one.
Bondertale: (no command for fresh, 'cause of how his name works)
MettatonSEX: There's a ring on this hand.
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Auger: Married and a robot?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Auger: Cool
Azazel: ((-Test-))
Bondertale: (oh hi laharl)
MettatonSEX: chuckles softly. "Why, thank you."
Smol Asriel: fanta test
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
Smol Asriel: fanta
Auger: Not a TRX 1000 series are you?
Bondertale: (you messed it up)
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK
MettatonSEX: A what?
DamnDude: ((Caps matter))
Bondertale: (reload)
Smol Asriel: ((fuck characters imma change manually like a bitch
Bondertale: (and, yes, it's case sensitive)
Female Asriel: FUCK
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((there we go
Auger: Wait a MSA-103
MettatonSEX: ((*a whisper in the distance says, 'pussy'*
MettatonSEX: ...No?
DamnDude: ((test))
Auger: Huh I cant place you then? You must be custom
MettatonSEX: I'm not a commercial robot, darling. I'm actually a ghost in a robotic body, and yes, it's custom.
Auger: Dammmnnnn
MettatonSEX: I know, right?
DamnDude: ((The only issue with characters is I can't seem to mix them with /me))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah you cant
DamnDude: ((That's kinda silly, but whatever))
Auger: I used to be a mechanic. Worked on everything from guns to robots
MettatonSEX: Oh, cool!
Auger: I can usually place something by feeling it
Shoe: go fuck yourself charat
MettatonSEX: That's amazing.
Smol Asriel: ((Yay it works
Bondertale: (shoe? )
Auger: Gotta make up for no sight
MettatonSEX: ((not this shit again
Smol Asriel: ((No
MettatonSEX: Yeah, I can understand.
Smol Asriel: ((Shoe is captured also as well atm
Smol Asriel: ((But I have him on standby for when I'm bored
Auger: Is there some food here
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Bondertale: (okay)
Auger: -Gets up
MettatonSEX: Yes, you can order from Grillby. I'll lead you to the bar, if you'd like. Or just help you in the general direction.
Bondertale: (wait brainwashing really holy shit shoe)
Auger: No no I got it
MettatonSEX: Alright.
Auger: Just point me in the right direction
Bondertale: (and I thought barchar was our only character creepy enough to fo something like that)
MettatonSEX: kind of just. Turns Auger to the bar. "Straight ahead."
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DamnDude: ((Mettaton positions him to run into multiple chairs along the way.))
Smol Asriel: ((Shoe is my first oc
MettatonSEX: ((no, hes not that mean.
Auger: -Walks to the bar but runs into a stool and falls over- Im okay
MettatonSEX: ((glamor would
MettatonSEX: You sure?
Auger: Perfect
Smol Asriel: ((Shoe is really fun to play even though I'm sure I piss everyone off by doing it
Smol Asriel: ((Hence why he only shows up every now and then
MettatonSEX: ((what if auger wanted to get a feel for mettas body and realized he could only reach his waist
MettatonSEX: ((you piss metta off, but i love playing angry metta
Auger: Ahh. Got any hotdogs barkeep
Auger: ((I wanna mahe Auger a handizy peeson but I also dont want to piss anyons off irl
MettatonSEX: -Grillby whips up a hotdog for Auger. He hands it to him directly.-
Shoe: /me has made it his personal mission to piss Metta off as much as possible
Smol Asriel: ((Fuck
Smol Asriel: is asleep on the big gote, he twitches a bit
MageVaati: (im gonna make a grillby thing for when chimes not here but i am)
Bondertale: (a what?)
DamnDude: ((You can only have one command, and the character commands takes it up.))
Bondertale: (also shit the brainwashing cat is live)
Smol Asriel: ((Rip /me
Bondertale: (tbh you don't need it too much)
Auger: -Takes the hotdog and eats it
Smol Asriel: ((The brainwashing cat is dead but his spirit lives on
Barchar: understands that /me is not that necesary
Smol Asriel: ((Fanta has a split personality
Smol Asriel: ((With the shit cat
Bondertale: (can his spirit do brainwashing too? Cause if not I'm not that worried)
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Smol Asriel: ((He probably could buy he don't have much reason to
Grillby: (flameo hotman)
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi Felix
Atl Asriel: (( heey
MettatonSEX: ((hi felix
Smol Asriel: whines a bit in his sleep
Auger: -turns around and walks back towards metta. Eventually running into hin and grabbing onto him not to fall. Around the waist area
MettatonSEX: Oh!
Smol Asriel: whimpers, looks like the smol gote is having a nightmare
Bondertale: (hi Moar asriel-mean felix)
MettatonSEX: His legs are 3" taller than this guy
Auger: Ahhh
MettatonSEX: Are you okay, darling?
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Barchar: floats over, kind of probing to see how she could fix the 'nightnare' probkem
Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
MettatonSEX: realizes Auger's face is crotch-height and lets out a nervous whine.
Alyss: ((Charat's gone for now))
Smol Asriel: looks very upset, he's tearing up a bit
Bondertale: ( *mettaton screams internally* )
Alyss: ((They're moving everything to a new server))
Auger: What these? -Feels the legs
MettatonSEX: screams internally
Smol Asriel: ((Rip in shit charat we never loved you
Bondertale: (good thing we switched before then)
MettatonSEX: Those are my legs.
MettatonSEX: ((yep
Auger: ......oh
Bondertale: (yeah, charat was better than xyzzy, but fuck is this so much better than both)
Auger: -Lets go
MettatonSEX: Thank you.
Smol Asriel: ((Yep
Auger: Sorry
MettatonSEX: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Smol Asriel: ((FUCK YOU CIRCLE
Smol Asriel: ((STOP
Auger: Didnt realize you are so tall
Smol Asriel: ((TAUNTING
MettatonSEX: It's alright, it's alright, haha...
Smol Asriel: ((ME
MettatonSEX: Yeah.....
Bondertale: (I like the sburb logo)
Auger: Nice legs too
Bondertale: (it's neat)
MettatonSEX: kinda feels great
MettatonSEX: Thank you!
MettatonSEX: They do make up most of my height, haha...
Alyss: ((Literally everything is gone on charat))
Smol Asriel: grips Azzy tighter, he makes more whimpers. Mom should help
Smol Asriel: ((Rest in Rip
DamnDude: ((woah))
Alyss: ((I rejoined old CaU and got muted and blacklisted due to the bot currently running wild alone))
MettatonSEX: ((rest in piss
Smol Asriel: ((Wowo
Smol Asriel: ((Rip logs
Auger: Think I should sit down after that -waddle away towards the billards table
Smol Asriel: ((Hey... I wonder
Bondertale: (wait, what's 'old CaU'? )
MettatonSEX: sits down, sighing.
Alyss: ((Don't worry though))
Alyss: ((They're keeping logs))
Smol Asriel: ((Is there a way to have like a filter on the chat?
Smol Asriel: ((This new one is so fancy
Smol Asriel: ((We may be able to filter out stuff
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi Azzy
Alyss: ((If you know how to code a bot, sure, go for it))
Auger: (Oi
Bondertale: (I see where you're going, and while it would be useful, it's also kind of difficult to encompass all of the ways of saying it)
Smol Asriel: is gripping Azzy tightly, he's whimpering in his sleep
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up, from the whimpering
Auger: -Is randomly feeling around the room
MettatonSEX: ...
Barchar: is still trying to help smol asriel as best she can
Smol Asriel: ((There's not that many ways to say it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Asriel? You alright?"
MettatonSEX: Sorry about making that awkward, darling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: shakes the Asriel a bit
Smol Asriel: looks very upset, his eyes are shut tight
DamnDude: ((Yeah, I got muted as well, I am on the old logs page though.))
MettatonSEX: ((there are like four ways
Auger: Oh its no problem. I ran into you -feeling.the jukebox-
Alyss: (( ))
MettatonSEX: ((no, five
Auger: ((On the phone btw. Expect errors
Smol Asriel: ((I mean if we could actually do it we could just ask mv what the words were if they didn't mind telling them
MettatonSEX: I was the one that whined.
Asriel_Dreemurr: attempts to wake Smol ASRIEL
Asriel_Dreemurr: Asriel*
Auger: I shoild have watches where I was going
MettatonSEX: ((i'd censor them heavily so i dont send myself into a panic attack
Smol Asriel: a single tear drips down smol Azzy's face, he's still asleep
Bondertale: (I mean, there's still the issue of pronouns. Or slightly different wordings. It's possible, but might be difficult)
Asriel_Dreemurr: tries harder
MettatonSEX: I mean, it isn't like that's very possible.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Heh))
Smol Asriel: N-no... Stop... P-please don't...
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Harder))
Bondertale: (but it would be nice. Not having to worry about slipping and becoming Ultima 2: electric Boogaloo would be nice)
Asriel_Dreemurr: really tries to wake them.
Auger: ....
MettatonSEX: ((other than pronouns, there are really only five ways
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: ....Sorry, sorry.
Bondertale: (again, it's certainly possible, just not that easy)
Auger: Like I said. My fault
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Bondertale: (and I suppose if a method slips through we missed, it's easy enough to add them)
MettatonSEX: ((with pronouns, it's like twenty
Smol Asriel: ((Again, it would be a simple bot if it were possible
Auger: (Gtg. Security tims
MettatonSEX: ((using the four most common pronouns
MettatonSEX: ((ah
MettatonSEX: It's okay.
Smol Asriel: pants heavily, "M-mom!"
Auger: ((Be on for a bit in like 20
MettatonSEX: ((k
Smol Asriel: is still asleep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asriel, wake up!"
Smol Asriel: jolts up, screaming. He looks blankly at Ad for a few seconds, down at his hands, then hugs his goat face
MettatonSEX: !
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you okay?"
Smol Asriel: breathes heavily, wiping his eyes
Smol Asriel: B-bad dream...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "did you- yeah..."
Smol Asriel: Really bad dream...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry, I tried to wake you up sooner..."
Bondertale: (it's not gonna be too easy, but we should try)
Smol Asriel: ((Again, that's if we even can filter stuff on this chat
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Smol Asriel: ((If there's a swear filter we could add those words to them
MageVaati: (hi friskies)
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F Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]HOWDY MOTHERFUCKERS.[/color]
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Bondertale: (I doubt there is. This is a homestuck rp site. )
Smol Asriel: is the new gote husbando, hyper has been replaced
Bondertale: (f hyper?(
Smol Asriel: It was so real...
MageVaati: (im almost done with glamor telling you off, i just gotta color it in after i finish inking)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Smol ASRIEL is like 4))
Bondertale: (he's, like, 10 years younger than him)
F Hyper: ((basically hyper's SOUL taking an outline-esque form
Smol Asriel: is 9
F Hyper: ((also coolio mv
MageVaati: (writing in a font is a pain in the ass btw)
Smol Asriel: ((there's nothing wrong with a little green on your tomatoes AD
F Hyper: ((wowie
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh my fuck))
Bondertale: (image editing program. Add the text in later. )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((There's so many things wrong with what you just said))
MageVaati: (im doing this traditionally)
: Yazan's connection timed out.
MageVaati: (like, pen, pencil, paper)
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs Smol Asriel close, to comfort him.
F Hyper: ((also flame f hyper is practically his SOUL taking an outline-esque form. since he isn't combined with his dust, he is similar to a nicer flowey.))
MettatonSEX: sighs.
Smol Asriel: is hyperventilating
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
Bondertale: (ah)
Bondertale: (so is this happening yet or are you just preparing? )
F Hyper: ((it's like hyper can't fucking die without a reason to exist
F Hyper: ((this has happened
MettatonSEX: squeezes his legs together because of what happened a couple minutes ago
F Hyper: ((it happened last night
F Hyper: ((after that lil' 'incident'
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Flame_warp : ((that's what happens when two people in the bar are his boyfriend and a possessive yandere ghost that doesn't want any asriel hurt ever))
Smol Asriel: is hugging Azzy, he's still hyperventilating
F Hyper: ((that's what happens when he has two people who loves him in the bar and a possessive yandere ghost that doesn't want any asriel hurt FTFY
Barchar: is doing shit at her job of 'keep asriels happy', evidently.
Auger: (So hyper died again huh?
F Hyper: ((yes
Bondertale: (yes)
F Hyper: ((fucking vomited dust
F Hyper: ((until he died
MageVaati: (yep)
: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.
Bondertale: (it was a fun time)
Auger: (All that hard work to get that body ans youn RUINED IT
F Hyper: ((yes
Bondertale: (frisky wants hyper fucking dead)
F Hyper: ((all that hard work just to do it wrong
Bondertale: (we disagree)
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Bondertale: (I've joked that he's going to become our kenny)
Auger: (We need a tubby gote though
Bondertale: (dies every day, back a couple hours later like it ain't no thang)
F Hyper: ((you can try putting him in another body
Auger: (Can the body still be used?
Smol Asriel: 's RPer just looked up hyperventilation symptoms and is gonna have a shit ton of fun if ad doesn't get back to fix him
F Hyper: ((but metta is gonna work on a temporary robot i think
Bondertale: (until it gets botched enough that he's basically another barchar except with a different personality, if frisky does that)
MettatonSEX: ((metta and joseph are building a robot
F Hyper: ((until he gets a new body
F Hyper: ((yes
Smol Asriel: is still hyperventilating, now feeling a bit dizzy
Bondertale: tori kneels down, poking inside the fort. "Are you okay, child?"
Auger: -Is freaked out a bit becuase of the screaming child-
MageVaati: (tori pokes up in the blanket)
Bondertale: (I dont like that ping is kinda convoluted here, but at least it has it, unlike charat)
Bondertale: (pming *)*
Smol Asriel: is ontop of Azzy hyperventilating the fuck out. He's feeling really dizzy now
Auger: Whats happening? Whose making all the noise?
MettatonSEX: lets out a hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alyss: ((Wow, Hyper and Zak should start a club))
MettatonSEX: I have no idea.
Smol Asriel: ((They killed hyper!
Bondertale: (barchar joins(
F Hyper: ((the Just-Not-Dying-Club
Bondertale: (the 'technically dead' cluh(
Bondertale: (bondertale and Fanta could be members too)
Bondertale: (actually, I guess all the asriels can)
Auger: (Brb. Check in
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MettatonSEX: ((metta could br a member of the just-not-dying club
Atl Asriel: (( i was going to join in but now I am just confused
MettatonSEX: ((he got his body almost ripped in half
Atl Asriel: (( also an Asriel Guild, my Asriel which is from another RP actually met an Asriel guild
Bondertale: (we all are)
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Bondertale: (wow, really? )
Atl Asriel: (( they were literally named "The League of Asriels" and they were horrible at everything they tried
Smol Asriel: ((There is a smol child freaking out, that is all
Bondertale: (pff)
Atl Asriel: (( there was like, 8 Asriels, each from a different timeline
Bondertale: (yeah there's not that much going on)
Smol Asriel: ((The League of Nations!
Bondertale: (thaaat's undertalenroleplay)
Bondertale: (pff)
MettatonSEX: goes to where the noise is, and sees the child. "Oh my god"
Atl Asriel: (( one of them was drunk all the time, one of them spoke every language that ever existed except English...
MageVaati: ([color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color])
Atl Asriel: (( it was uh, very goofy
Alyss: ((Atl Asriel's color is murdering my eyelids I should use the dark style))
F Hyper: ((Hyper was meant to die when he died but AD and Jukon welded the shards together and put him in a body incorrectly he had fun for a little while but since his dust was put in the wrong place he vomited it until he died. since he has a bit of power from seven SOULs, the combined SOUL gives him the willpower to 'live', but he is seen as an outline))
Atl Asriel: (( Ack, sorry
Smol Asriel: 's blood ph levels are rising due to an increase oxygen and lack of carbon dioxide
Atl Asriel: (( Lemme fix
Robo: ((how about *~*~SUNRISE LAND~*~*))
Alyss: ((It's fine, I fixed it p ))
Atl Asriel: (( welp
MettatonSEX: ((hyper should call metta sunrise land
Atl Asriel: (( I changed it anyways
Bondertale: (I should watch that video again)
Smol Asriel: ((It was killing me too
Bondertale: (also hi robo you're here )
MettatonSEX: Oh god how do I help
Bondertale: (that color is better)
Smol Asriel: is reaching critical blood ph
F Hyper: * The lid of the container fires up at the roof, and the outline of Hyper crawls out. [sub]"Hey, little me, do yah need any help?"[/sub]
MettatonSEX: !
Smol Asriel: is too busy hyperventilating to talk lol
F Hyper: [sub]"Welp!"[/sub]
MettatonSEX: I have no idea what to do he's breathing fast
Atl Asriel: - An anydoor appears at the edge of the room, and it opens up, with Asriel walking in. -
MettatonSEX: I don't breathe I don't know this shit
Bondertale: is trying futily to help
Smol Asriel: looks like he's freaking out
Barchar: is, too
Atl Asriel: looks around, sighing. He looks exhausted.
F Hyper: [sub]"Well.. we need to calm him the fuck down."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: looks over at the crowd that's apparently freaking out, and he tips his head.
Atl Asriel: slowly walks over to them.
F Hyper: [sub]"Or else he dies."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "Uh... H- Howdy?"
Atl Asriel: "What's... What's going on here?"
F Hyper: [sub]"From panicking."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: starts convulsing due to the ph shit
Auger: (Robo stick around if ya can. Be back in like 10 min
MettatonSEX: holds Smol Azzy close then.
Robo: ((k
Atl Asriel: backs up, a bit freaked out.
MettatonSEX: Shhhhhhh shh it's okay.
Atl Asriel: "W- Wha!?"
F Hyper: [sub]"Somebody's HYPERventilating!"[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "Why? What's wrong?"
MettatonSEX: glaresat the outline
Smol Asriel: ((the worst thing that can happen when hyperventilating is a seizure so...
Atl Asriel: looks over at the Smol Asriel, frowning.
F Hyper: [sub]"Please, I had to."[/sub]
Robo: ((HC Robo's missiles can do that too if she ever uses them
Bondertale: (yup)
Atl Asriel: "It's going to be ok, buddy..."
MettatonSEX: He's hyperventilating.
Smol Asriel: is twitching
Barchar: is too distracted to fuck with the new asriel
MettatonSEX: cradles the smol gote in a warm hug, gently caressing him.
F Hyper: [sub]"You might as well give him orange juice or some shit."[/sub]
Barchar: but his turn will come in time <3
Atl Asriel: "I'll go get some golden flower tea. That'll help."
Smol Asriel: hugs don't stop hyperventilation
Atl Asriel: "Everyone likes tea!"
MettatonSEX: It's okay, darling. Everything will be okay.
MettatonSEX: irl i have no idea what to do
Smol Asriel: has a fuckin seizure
MettatonSEX: !
F Hyper: [sub]"Holy shit."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: ((PAPER
MettatonSEX: What the fuck do I do
Smol Asriel: ((BAG
Alyss: ((DO FUCKING))
MettatonSEX: ((OH
F Hyper: [sub]"Welp, I have no idea what to do."[/sub]
Bondertale: (lol)
Atl Asriel: walks over and orders a cup of tea. He takes it after his order is fulfilled and looks over Smol Asriel, a bit panicking.
MettatonSEX: sets Smol Azzy down, and gets a paper bag. He has no idea if this will help but he saw it in a movie once
Atl Asriel: rushes over and sets the cup of tea onto the table, walking over to Mettaton's side, looking over the situation.
Smol Asriel: is already convulsing
Atl Asriel: "I- If there's anything I can do to help..."
Smol Asriel: too late for the paper bag now
F Hyper: [sub]"..Ech."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: fucking. Shoves the bag onto Smol Azzy's snoot. He's oanicking
Atl Asriel: crouches down to the Smol Azzy, looking at him, concerned.
Smol Asriel: breathes into the bag, he slowly stops convulsing
F Hyper: [sub]"We're all failing Boy Scouts over here."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: The fuck is a Boy Scout?
Smol Asriel: ((That's what happens when you log out AD
Atl Asriel: rubs his back gently, trying to calm him down. He has two daughters, he knows how to handle things like this. Maybe.
F Hyper: [sub]"You are one now!"[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "It's okay... Everything's okay..."
MettatonSEX: I'm 78 years old I'm a man.
Atl Asriel: "No need to worry, your friends are here..."
DamnDude: thinks it's time we get actual boy scouts.
F Hyper: [sub]"I know."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: 's breathing gets slower until he eventually passes out
Bondertale: (what)
MettatonSEX: Oh god
MettatonSEX: What now
F Hyper: [sub]"Oh god."[/sub]
Bondertale: feels for a pulse
Smol Asriel: yes there is a pulse
F Hyper: [sub]"We let him rest?"[/sub]
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Smol Asriel: is breathing
MettatonSEX: takes the bag off.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks in- Hey guys.
Smol Asriel: appreciates this
MettatonSEX: ...Hi.
MettatonSEX: Oh dear god
F Hyper: [sub]"Good job, you just saved somebody's life, Metta."[/sub]
Auger: -Is completey confused
F Hyper: * The outline claps.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: What happened?
MettatonSEX: Hhhhhhh
MettatonSEX: I think
MettatonSEX: I think the small Asriel was gonna die.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Oh.
DamnDude: ((You just saved someone's life by reversing the action that almost killed him, which you committed.))
Smol Asriel: >not from hyperventilating, he could however have a seizure according to Wikipedia so that's what I did
Barchar: floats away, glad to see that the smol asriel was safe. Her eyes then rested on atlas asriel
MettatonSEX: is woozy from panic, but manages to swing a punch at the outline.
MettatonSEX: That's for being a sarcastic asshole
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
F Hyper: * The fist goes right through. [sub]"Fuck, that hurt!"[/sub]
Atl Asriel: looks over, panicking.
Shoe: did someone say sarcastic asshole?
Bondertale: (no, no brainwash cata)
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Who's the cat?
Atl Asriel: looks down at Smol Asriel, standing up. He stumbles.
Bondertale: (bad fanta)
Smol Asriel: ((That doesn't count
Atl Asriel: "This is a bit.. overwhelming..."
Smol Asriel: ((Just playing with my new commands
MettatonSEX: goes to a table and sits down. That's three days in a row.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (oops)
Smol Asriel: >btale failed to save the smol gote, congrats
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
Bondertale: had no idea what to do ffs
MettatonSEX: whines in agony.
Smol Asriel: >no wonder all your kids died
Barchar: is perfectly happy to help Mr. Atlas with being overwhelmed <3
MettatonSEX: >wow r00d
F Hyper: * He leans back against the couch. [sub]"Metta, am I really a sarcastic asshole?"[/sub]
Smol Asriel: >1/9 ain't bad
MettatonSEX: Yes.
MettatonSEX: You were.
Bondertale: frisk has-oh, wait, right
Atl Asriel: sits down, placing a paw to his head.
F Hyper: [sub]"Figures."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "She said this would be a nice place to stay... How is this nice..."
Atl Asriel: sighs.
MettatonSEX: It's usually nicer.
: Robo's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: Trust me.
Atl Asriel: looks over at Mettaton, nodding slowly.
F Hyper: [sub]"Usually, it's nicer and I'm usually not a sarcastic asshole."[/sub]
Alyss: ((*Gets smash again*))
Alyss: ((*Loads up Online play*))
F Hyper: [sub]"Make of that what you will."[/sub]
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Alyss: ((*Gets bayonetta'd))
Barchar: casually floats over to atlas, not that he or anybody else currently being played can see tgat
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((*Gannon'd FTFY))
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Spooky Ghost [Spooky Ghost].
Robo: walks in, looking contemplative.
Robo: [font=Roboto]...[/font]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Robo: [font=Roboto]...?[/font]
Spooky Ghost: ((*plays bayonetta and corrin
MettatonSEX: Hhhhhhgh.
Spooky Ghost: ((*is the bane of foreskin glory
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((plays Mega Man and Cloud
F Hyper: * The outline waves toward Robo. "Howdy, Robo."
Robo: [font=Roboto]![/font]
Lua: ((*Plays Kirby, Ganon, and Corrin))
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hello.[/font]
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Flame_warp : ((has no dlc characters lol))
MageVaati: (*plays ike, peach, rob, and palutena)
Lua: ((*Has all DLC characters on the Wii U, and Corrin on 3ds))
Bondertale: robo's fresh husbando is currently not here, unfortunately. But at least her ghostbot husbando is
MageVaati: (*needs to fucking get bayonetta)
Robo: does not have ghostbot as a husbando.
Spooky Ghost: ((*has all the dlc on both systems because he plays cometitive
Atl Asriel: grabs his phone and begins to call someone. No one seems to be answering though.
Atl Asriel: "Dammit, Nance... Answer..."
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MettatonSEX: *But nobody came
Atl Asriel: "C'mon..."
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Real meal for 5 Bucks
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: Spooky Ghost [Spooky Ghost] is now ??? [???].
F Hyper: * But nobody replied to your shitty ass numberfucker.
Bondertale: was pretty sure mettaton was robo husbando too
Atl Asriel: groans and hangs up.
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Numberfucker ffs))
Bondertale: unless that changes
Auger: Is it over? No one is hurt are they
???: Maybe you should call gote waifu, I'm sure she'd like a call
Bondertale: "Not permanently."
MettatonSEX: I think it's over.
F Hyper: [sub]"Nobody's hurt, currently."[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Auger: -Sighs- good
Robo: has robot waifu (ROTHBOT9000) , goat husbando (Hyper), and parasite husbando (Fresh).
F Hyper: [sub]"I think they recovered from.. HYPERventilating."[/sub]
F Hyper: [sub]"Heh."[/sub]
Robo: [font=Roboto]...Hyper.[/font]
F Hyper: [sub]"Yesssss?"[/sub]
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Auger: -Wanders around blindy.....cuz hes blind-
Robo: [font=Roboto]With everyone acting the way they are, I recommend you do not act the way you currently are. You might make it worse.[/font]
Atl Asriel: sighs again and tries to call goat waifu again.
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Atl Asriel: - Well, HIS goat waifu. -
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((A Pokken Tournament Commercial just played on my TV, nice.))
???: if Bazzy does decide to call gote waifu some foreboding things may happen
F Hyper: [sub]"It's not my fault I'm being a sarcastic asshole right now."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: sighs... aaaaaand nothing happened. Wrong goat waifu.
Auger: -eventually runs into robo
Bondertale: what happened to Joseph husbando?
Atl Asriel: puts his phone away, glancing around the room again.
MettatonSEX: is sitting down, very tired of all this shit
Auger: Ah
Bondertale: bazzy is asleep. Atlas does not have Fanta as goat waifu.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks out-
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???: Fuk u bich
F Hyper: [sub]"Mettaton, whazzap? Have you met-a-ton and got tired?"[/sub]
Robo: [font=Roboto]![/font]
Bondertale: bazzy has also been asleep for an unnaturally long time, one might notice. Who could ever possibly know why, thouh
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hello.[/font]
Atl Asriel: continues to look around. Nope, he has his own goat waifu.
Robo: [font=Roboto]How re you?[/font]
Auger: Im sorry I didnt realizs you were there
Robo: [font=Roboto]*are[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]It's fine![/font]
MettatonSEX: Hyper, I will cease all process on the robot body.
???: €
Atl Asriel: looks over at Mettaton, frowning.
Robo: looks to Hyper. "Hyper."
F Hyper: [sub]"If you do, then I'll make it myself."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "Are you alright, Mettaton?"
Bondertale: (why the euro symbol?)
F Hyper: [sub]"I need fucking help or else I'll just become a sarcastic asshole like I was as a flower."[/sub]
???: £
MettatonSEX: I'm not.
Atl Asriel: looks over at Hyper.
Atl Asriel: "Flower?"
???: ((Accident
MettatonSEX: Hyper please.
Robo: [font=Roboto]I will help you![/font]
F Hyper: [sub]"I vomited my own dust out, this is just a projection my SOUL is showing."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "..."
Robo: [font=Roboto]...[/font]
F Hyper: [sub]"Also, I'm fine. Metta has this."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "So, if you were a flower..."
Robo: [font=Roboto]No you aren't.[/font]
Atl Asriel: "Aren't you an Asriel then?"
F Hyper: [sub]"I am an Asriel. That died two times."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: sighs.
???: ((Three
F Hyper: [sub]"Actually, three."[/sub]
F Hyper: ((ik
Atl Asriel: "I've died five."
Atl Asriel: "Not that it's a competition..."
MettatonSEX: just. Gets up to go home. He actually does work on thr body, and makes a basic skeleton with joints by the time he comes back. Which will not be for a while.
Atl Asriel: "Messing with anydoors isn't a smart idea..."
F Hyper: [sub]"Cool. You should be proud."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "Proud?"
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
Atl Asriel: looks at Hyper, astonished.
Bondertale: bazzy has died two, technically, but the people he's bonded with have died more
F Hyper: [sub]"I'm just kidding, y'know. That's bad."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: nods.
???: 's prisoner has died four times
Atl Asriel: looks down at the ground.
Atl Asriel: "There was the first time I died where I was turned into a flower..."
Atl Asriel: "Then I died two more times by messing with an anydoor, and melting..."
F Hyper: [sub]"Listen, there's no need to tell me."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: opens his mouth to say something, but closes it and nods.
F Hyper: [sub]"It's not like I can comfort anybody in this form."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "Aww, don't say that...."
F Hyper: [sub]"No matter how much I try, I'll spit out a sarcastic remark. Side effect of just being a projection, currently."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: looks to the side.
Atl Asriel: "Has anyone tried to bring you back to normal?"
: ??? [???] disconnected.
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F Hyper: [sub]"Mettaton should be working on a body, along with a guy named Joseph."[/sub]
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F Hyper: [sub]"Hopefully he won't give up on me."[/sub]
F Hyper: [sub]"It will make things harder."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: "Oh? A body?"
Atl Asriel: "What's it gonna look like?"
Robo: [font=Roboto]-to Fresh- [[What's up?]][/font]
Atl Asriel: smiles, acting a bit more positive.
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F Hyper: [sub]"It's gonna be temporary, I believe. No idea what it's gonna look like."[/sub]
F Hyper: * You couldn't quite tell his facial emotions. Partially because he is an outline.
Atl Asriel: "Aww."
Bondertale: ( You have given me an interesting dilemma.)
Robo: ((Me?))
MageVaati: (its gonna look like hyperdeath, almost exactly. just some added features)
Atl Asriel: (ooh
Bondertale: (yes)
Atl Asriel: (neat
: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Robofresh(?) [Fresh].
F Hyper: ((oo
F Hyper: * He shrugs.
Atl Asriel: gets a call again. It's from his goat waifu!
Robo: ((What is the problem?))
F Hyper: * The outline relaxes on the couch silently.
Atl Asriel: answers it, talks for a moment and hangs up, putting his phone away.
Atl Asriel: "Well, I'll be back later."
Fresh: [[Whuh? Oh, hey, dawg! I'm just, uh...browsing.]] robo can hear magic flying around if she hears more than just the thoughts
: MageVaati's connection timed out.
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Fresh: (figuring out what fresh was actually doing)
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F Hyper: [sub]"Alright. You have better things to worry about, anyways. Bye."[/sub]
Atl Asriel: spawns an anydoor and walks through, disappearing.
Atl Asriel: - Not before saying goodbye, of course.
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Auger: (Afk
Robo: ((Maybe he was attempting to understand love more
Fresh: (hm. Perhaps. I don't think he'd say that out loud, though. I have another reason/cover reason for him to be out, though.)
Robo: [[Where are you? There's something I need to tell you.]]
Fresh: [[ not around, right now. If there's somethin' you wanna tell me, we're talkin' right now.]]
Auger: (Back
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Robo: [[I need it to be in private.]]
Auger: -To robo- sorry about that
Robo: [font=Roboto]It's fine![/font]
Fresh: [[seein' as we're all-up telepathin' here I don't know what COULD be more private. But, hey, alright dawg. Be at the lab in...a few minutes.]]
Robo: [[Alright.]]
Robo: walks to the lab.
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Auger: -Walks off. Likey into something
Fresh: does eventually show up, though it takes a bit. She adjusts her glasses. "Aight, 'Sup, dawg?"
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Robo: [font=Roboto]I wanted to ask you about how you work...[/font]
F Hyper: ((howdy chime
Robo: [font=Roboto]What do you look like without a body?[/font]
Chime: ((i've been here for a while lmao
Fresh: "Uh, aight, dawg."
F Hyper: ((ik but
F Hyper: ((fuck the rules
F Hyper: ((:)
F Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]:)[/color]
Fresh: "...oh. kinda...well, judgin' from what I'm gettin' from you're programing, we're supposed to be making compromises, huh?"
Robo: [font=Roboto]I guess.[/font]
F Hyper: (([color=#B30000]:)[/color]
Fresh: (who have you been playing as, chime? Or, like, what was your name, I guess, cuz I don't think you've been plsying)
Gaster: ((I'm usually gaster
Gaster: ((aka chimeranyx
Auger: ((Btw flame warp you can give that letter for jukon to wr
Fresh: "Hey, by the way, this programming is the dang bomb, dawg."
Gaster: ((someone called me "chime" on the discord and it stuck
Auger: (Erron/AA
Fresh: (i know about that.)
Robo: [font=Roboto]Thank Bi0, not me~[/font]
MageVaati: (hi)
Chime: ((I just usually forget to use my OOC tag
Fresh: (i mean here, if you've been here)
F Hyper: ((I think I was the one who started calling you Chime
Fresh: "I mean, you're the one that gave the body to me, dawg."
F Hyper: (([i]I think[/i]
Chime: ((it was you or raven
MageVaati: (chime is gaster, corsiva, and grillby)
F Hyper: ((yeah
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Chime: ((anyway i'm gonna bring in gaster, just gimme a moment
Fresh: (weird question: is robo actually programmed to get aroused?)
Fresh: (k)
F Hyper: ((aight
MageVaati: (probably)
Gaster: walks into the bar, holding a can of mountain dew.
Gaster: ((OOOH?
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Robo: (([url=]click the T in generator[/url]))
Fresh: (?)
Auger: ((It reads, " I await....The Wolf"
Gaster: ((oh, that, i knew about that
Robo: ((She is programmed to do that
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Fresh: (that's not doing anything for me)
Lua: ((It's just tem boxes.))
Fresh: "But, yo, there's this weird response in here that I'm not getting. From what I've gathered I'm supposed to have been feeling it with a Lotta the stuff y'all have done, but I ain't felt it."
Fresh: (those were there by default for me)
Fresh: (wierd)
Robo: [font=Roboto]I believe it's called...[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Arousal.[/font]
Auger: -Wanders around the bar, seekinghelp
Robo: [font=Roboto]This should trigger it.[/font]
MettatonSEX: walks into the bar, a headband holding his bangs back. He's still wearing the shirt from yesterday.
Robo: leaves and returns in a swimsuit.
Robo: [font=Roboto]There.[/font]
Fresh: "Yeah, that's what the variable is called. 'ss pretty weird. I don't get it." He adjusted his glasses. "Gah, I gotta stop stallin'."
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Robo: [font=Roboto]I can explain it sometime.[/font]
Gaster: looks up at Mettaton. "Well, well, that's a cute look on you."
MettatonSEX: Oh?
MettatonSEX: Thank you, my love.
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster on the forehead.
MettatonSEX: I wear this so I can see better when working on things.
Gaster: Ah, what sort of things are you working on? Perhaps I could help.
Robo: walks forward and kisses Robofresh.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Mwah~[/font]
F Hyper: ((Mettaton: So, we're having a little 'lesson', today.. Gaster: Oooh? Mettaton: *pulls out the bee movie script* Gaster: *deadpan look* holy shit mettaton please no
MettatonSEX: I'm working on a robot body in collaboration with Joseph for Hyper.
MettatonSEX: ((no
Gaster: Oooooh, I see.
MettatonSEX: ((metta would pull out the shrek script
F Hyper: ((the gaston movie script
Fresh: Fresh sighed. "Alright. Here goes." the 90's clothes disappeared from the prototype robo body, and the yolo glasses fell down as the robo body crumpled without fresh moving it.
Auger: Robot body? I can help!
Fresh: (by all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly)
F Hyper: [sub]"..Heh."[/sub]
Robo: ((...The end.))
Gaster: ((speaking of robot bodies i've thought of how to reuse that robot design i did for this RP
Robo: [font=Roboto]I have another.[/font]
MettatonSEX: Oh, Auger, I'm kind of already working on it.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Don't worry.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Gaster: ((i'm gonna be putting it in my fangame after redesigning it a little, since i really liked the shoulders
MettatonSEX: ((noice
F Hyper: ((by all known laws of ships, nothing can beat gaston
Auger: -starring at the corner- oh okay
F Hyper: ((the gaston movie script
MettatonSEX: ((btw if youre actually making me a boss i give you full permission
Gaster: It was nice of you to offer help, Auger
Robo: watches.
Fresh: "N-naw, I should be able to hop back into that one." fresh's voice said. "Man, I actually gotta do this now..."
Gaster: ((i said that as a joke but i've got all four "major" bosses planned out
MettatonSEX: goes to Auger and puts a hand on his shoulder. "It's alright, darling.
MettatonSEX: ((oh,nalright
F Hyper: ((MV should be a secret boss like Sugar
Gaster: ((i do need an idea for zone 2's midboss though
Fresh: (have it as a secret boss)
Gaster: ((and i'm taking ideas for secret bosses, Jocasta's already one
Fresh: (don't know enough about off to suggest anything)
Robo: ((Gaster as a boss
Auger: -is starled a bit- Oh
Robo: ((maybe
F Hyper: ((the bee movie script should be a secret boss
Robo: ((...
Robo: ((probably not
Auger: No no I understand
Fresh: after a pause, parasite fresh does walk out from behind the robot body. "Y-yo."
MettatonSEX: ((me as a secret boss, the midboss should probably be a body horror melting bee.
Robo: ((how large are they
Gaster: ((nah i'm not using ideas from other games as bosses and enemies unless i have permission
Robo: ((as in parasite!Fresh
Fresh: (I think,ike)
Alyss: ((To reach the script you have to do the Konami Code at the top of the library))
F Hyper: ((what about the bee movie script chime
F Hyper: ((that should be an sb
Fresh: (I'm actually not sure of the scale. Probably a little less than a foot, really)
Robo: ((yep
Fresh: The secret boss is meme. One of its attacks is the bee movie script.)
Gaster: ((you know, that might work for the sugar high portion i have planned
Gaster: ((it's an optional portion
F Hyper: ((yeah
MettatonSEX: steps back. "Sorry, sorry!"
Fresh: (its music is never gonna give you up fucked up beyond all hell)
Robo: [font=Roboto]Wooooaaaahhhh....[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]Amazing![/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]-sits by them-[/font]
Alyss: ((You fight it by eating the cat food 10 times and then doing the konami code))
MettatonSEX: ((the music is darude sandstorm backwards
Alyss: ((Darude- Sandroll))
Auger: (The secert boss is DR BEES
Fresh: "Heh...really,dawg? I'm tiny. I got an eye in my dang mouth. Dunno what's amusing about this."
Alyss: ((HELP))
Fresh: Amazing
Gaster: ((oh my god you guys are all amazing memers
Fresh: (break your teeth)
Alyss: ((okay brb))
Auger: Sorry for what?
MettatonSEX: Startling you.
F Hyper: ((eat glass to wash the popcorn piece down
Fresh: (meme smokes weed every day to heal himself)
Robo: ((maybe if Jozlyn in involved in the game, maybe Robo...?))
Fresh: (but he doesn't know what any of us look like)
Robo: ((nah.
Gaster: ((memalgate
Auger: (Actually thr secert boss is dead when you find him. Cuz you took too long to fibd him
Lua: ((Burn the Marijuana in periods of 24 hours.))
MettatonSEX: ((she knows cwhat i look like iirc
Fresh: (it mostly looks like an asriel)
Fresh: (well, not any of the rest of us. I don't even think I have a slightly modern picture of myself on the internet)
MettatonSEX: ((ive posted pics of myself before
Alyss: ((You find the boss by walking off the screen during zone 0, just walking straight down right from the start))
Alyss: ((You can only reach it if you've beaten the game once before))
Robo: ((there should be a password to fight it
Robo: ((it should be
Gaster: ((also if you guys have ideas for just normal enemies go ahead and give me some
MettatonSEX: ((66642069
Gaster: ((OH
MettatonSEX: ((make a melting bee
Fresh: (the password to fight meme I'd the entirety of the Navy seals copypasta)
Gaster: ((ebony darkn'ess dementia raven way as a bonus boss
MettatonSEX: ((yes
F Hyper: ((mv as a bonus boss 2016
Alyss: ((Are we talking ghost enemies or jokey as fuck enemies))
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Fresh: (meme has 420,691,337 health)
Gaster: ((normal enemies
???: ((Hoi
F Hyper: ((howdy slarv
MettatonSEX: ((hoi
Gaster: ((anyway
MettatonSEX: ((make melting bees that scream
???: ((Normal enemies?
F Hyper: ((gdi i'm roleplaying an asriel so much i'm actually saying 'howdy'
Alyss: ((Cause i've had the idea for an OFF enemy that's a burnt elsen thats, instead of making one giant stream of black ink shit. Has two sort of burnt heads instead of one. Effectively adding in two healthbars to punch to death))
???: ((Normal enemies for chime's fangame?
Gaster: ((... hydra burnt?
???: ((IT HURTS
Alyss: ((Yeah))
Fresh: (I'm worried that I'll start getting some chara voice tics if I play barchar too much)
???: ((You people already have me saying ayy irl
Gaster: ((theres no burnts in the game (except for one i've got planned for the bad end and some in the un-purified zones) but i'll keep that in mind
MettatonSEX: ((i call my friends darling and ive done it since october
Alyss: ((Actually very weak statwise, infact, it's got the stats of a slightly stronger enemy than usual))
???: ((so just wacky looking enemies in black and white?
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Alyss: ((It's just that it attacks multiple times in coordination to how many heads it has left))
Gaster: ((sure
Gaster: ((hmm i think it'd be multiple enemies then
Fresh: (a character I play in another roleplay uses the word 'hun' a lot to refer to...basically anyine)
MettatonSEX: ((bees that are melting and screaming
Fresh: (I've picked that up, too)
Gaster: sits on the couch.
Gaster: ((sorry i derailed the chat
MettatonSEX: sits next to him.
Alyss: ((Giant fucking hornets))
MettatonSEX: ((its ok
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Barchar: gaster sees something flicker in the corner of his eye
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Alyss: ((Just giant hornets with sharp teeth))
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MettatonSEX: ((hi methbusters
Flame_warp : ((were going off the rails on a crazy train))
???: ((I've had an idea for an enemy for my game that may fit in an OFF fangame
Alyss: ((Name them Bs))
Auger: -wanders into the bathroom. The wrong one
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Ayy )
MettatonSEX: ((flaaaame
Fresh: (yes?)
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( I'm creating a character named Cien )
Gaster: looks over. [sub]"What was that?[/sub]
Grillby: has a gender-neutral bathroom
F Hyper: [sub]"that's how i speak you little bitch"[/sub]
???: ((Gaster can I make you a generic enemy?
Auger: -Then doent
F Hyper: didn't say that
Fresh: (what's up, mv?)
MettatonSEX: ((my ass
Gaster: ((sure
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Guess how i got their name. )
MettatonSEX: ((A CAR
Fresh: (yes, but why did you whine my name)
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( Maybe. )
MettatonSEX: ((i didnt
MettatonSEX: ((wait yes i did
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( I will reveal when i bring them in. )
MettatonSEX: ((im whining bc i got the reference
Gaster: ((although if you have ideas for an enemy can you put them in my askbox? I want to avoid clogging up chat.
???: ((K I'll try to make it loo OFFish
Gaster: ((good thing my submit is open lmao
Fresh: (I mean I think most would)
???: ((I need to flex my pixel art muscles
Barchar: looks at gaster, surprised. She's also totally visible to tfa at this point.
???: ((And I don't wanna make more joytale atm
Gaster: ((okay, coo
???: ((It's just a weird looking enemy
???: ((Made of masks and shit
Gaster: ((COOLIO
Gaster: ((might fit in in zone 3
Auger: (Alright time to board off to japan for me
Barchar: is still just kind of spontaneously flickering in and out of visibility, to the good doctor.
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Gaster: ((have fun in japan
???: ((Make sure to HIRE A SAMURAI
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Gaster: thinks to himself, [i]There it is again![/i]
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Lua: ((don't get [i] bored [/i]))
F Hyper: ((have fun
Auger: Nah I took aikido
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( cya yazan )
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Gaster: (also i don't think yazan is rich, but he certainly is important
Auger: ((I will take pics
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???: ((Whoa holy shit the shading on OFF sprites is fucking amazing
Barchar: can kind of tell that he's seeing her, due to him looking intently St her. Her eyes apart around, and she starts moving. This makes it kind of hard for gaster to keep a bead on her, but she doesn't know that.
Auger: (Thanks Chime
Gaster: ((well the thing about off is that Mortis Ghost actually scanned in his concept art and put it in the game.
???: ((It looks super good
Robo: [font=Roboto]I'l try to explain arousal to you...[/font]
???: ((But I will just put on my big boy pants
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???: ((I downloaded the bird thing for reference
Gaster: ((I do something similar - I draw it full-size and then shrink it down to scale
Fresh: "Uh...naw,dawg,its cool. I got all the time in the world to figure it out in the body.
MettatonSEX: (nice)
: Cien: * ( MV )
Gaster: ((also if you have off downloaded if you look in the "monster" folder you should see all the battle sprites - spoilers if you haven't finished off
MettatonSEX: (yes?)
: Cien: * ( )
Alyss: ((BEEP BEEP))
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Alyss: ((BEEP BEEP))
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Gaster: keeps an eye on Barchara - well, to the best he can. He wonders what their deal is.
???: ((I havent finished it so i just downloaded the zone 2 boss
: Cien: * ( Alright I gtg now bye )
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???: ((i havent even finished zone 2 but whatever
MettatonSEX: ((bye u fuck
???: ((rip whatever cat that is on its head
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Alyss: ((Anyway, handed over my enemy idea to Chime shamelessly.))
MettatonSEX: sight, leaning on Gaster.
Robo: [font=Roboto]No, it'll take much less if I explain it to you...[/font]
MettatonSEX: *sighs
MettatonSEX: ((OH NOOOOO
Robo: ((I sent an idea to you, chime, as an anon
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Barchar: pauses, heading back to tfa. "I think he can SEE ME!" she whispered, pointing at gaster.
MettatonSEX: ((i messaged my ideas like a true meme
Fresh: (this is going to be an interesting g talk)
Fresh: gets back in the prototype. "Uh...alright, dawg." she said, putting the glasses on.
F Hyper: (( * alright. we need to talk about the birds and the bees, now.
Fresh: ('so, when a man and a woman love each other very much-or two men and two women if they're gay-')
???: ((I hope this is ok, chime. If u dont want me to make a sprite tell me
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Gaster: ((no, no, it's fine!
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???: ((K
Alyss: (("Boy, it all starts with flipping the bird at B."))
Fresh: ('they get boners. the end.')
Gaster: ((Also, robo - while that's an EPIC idea, most of the zone 2 enemies in my game are going to be robotic
MettatonSEX: sighs
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Alyss: ((I submitted the swarm enemy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sleep
Alyss: ((I just kinda went for a feel of natural life since apparently there won't be Burnts))
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Robo: [font=Roboto]So, when 2 beings of either gender either love each other very much, they [s]either get wet or get a boner[/s] do some things...[/font]
Robo: ((Ah.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up, looking around from the couch.
Gaster: ((okay, since the game takes place after OFF, they're all going to be secretaries, actually.
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Fresh: "Uh-huh?"
MettatonSEX: *any gender, robo
Robo: ((thank you
Gaster: ((except for bonus bosses ofc
Robo: ((I was an idiot there.))
Fresh: (mythm'n is gone lol)
MageVaati: (np, just giving gentle shoves to correction)
Fresh: (so barchar trying to talk to him is pointles)
F Hyper: ((i'm gonna try to kill sans for the second time
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Gaster: frowns as he looks at Barchara. He considers trying to tell themmm...
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is looking around the bar, getting into a sitting up position
Barchar: takes glances at gaster. She's kind of confused and also rather concerned.
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Smol Asriel: is passed out on the floor after Azzy fucked up earler
Asriel_Dreemurr: fucked up?
Robo: ((what
MettatonSEX: Darling, is something wrong?
Alyss: ((A LONG TIME AGO, IN A DIFFERENT RP GROUP /caps there was an RPer named Nibt.))
Barchar: waves apprehensively
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks up the smol Asriel, and puts him on the couch.
Alyss: ((Kind of an immature one, constantly used the word Like, but nice person))
Gaster: I see something...
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...See what?"
MettatonSEX: looks in the general direction of Barchara, but sees nothing.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Their bodies get special reactions to that.[/font]
MettatonSEX: ...I don't see it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to where he's Loki g aswel
Asriel_Dreemurr: fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: looking*
Asriel_Dreemurr: aswell*
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Alyss: ((Well ONE day, Nibt pissed us all off, and ran off into the night cause they were being a prick))
Barchar: is glancing St mettaton and ad, looking...slightly relieved. She was kind of figuring out what do from here. "I don't like leaving this place, but..." she glanced at the wall behind her.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Which is arousal![/font]
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Alyss: ((The reason? She was "dating" another RPer named Byo, both were like 13. Internet date))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What do you see, Gaster?"
Fresh: "Huh. Well, apparently that's somethin' my gained emotions went and all-up overlooked.
Gaster: It's like... a chara.
Alyss: ((We later found a chatzy they were using to have constant nonstop sexy RP times))
MettatonSEX: Hm.
Alyss: ((And bodening the night away))
MettatonSEX: ((oh wow
Smol Asriel: ((wowee
Fresh: (fun times)
Alyss: ((And the best thing is))
Alyss: ((I'm the only one that remembers the chatzy))
MettatonSEX: Well, if they're there, I don't see them.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Really?"
MettatonSEX: ((oh boy
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks a bit happy
Alyss: ((I'm the only one that still has the link to the chatzy))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you sure?"
Alyss: ((And Nibt and Byo have NO IDEA))
Barchar: dashes behind ad. She didn't know what gaster was going to do, but she didn't want to take too many risks
Robo: [font=Roboto]Which is what I feel for you, and you feel for me![/font]
Fresh: "Uh...i don't think I'm feelin' that for ya, dawg. Love, I think, but not this 'arousal' stuff.
Gaster: ... I don't think she means any harm. If anything, I believe she's a lot like I used to be.
F Hyper: ((well fuck sans
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that's good. Where is she?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Might be a figment of your imagination, which would be disappointing."
MettatonSEX: Invisible Chara, if you can hear me, hello.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hold on! I think I can fix that.[/font]
Fresh: )(oh, gaster, you pov naive fool.)
MageVaati: (bio, no)
Robo: goes to the prototype, and opens its back up with a screwdriver.
MageVaati: (lack of arousal isnt a problem)
Barchar: blinks. She was..unsure how to approach this. She didn't think that anybody but MAYBE gaster coild here her wnyway
Fresh: (his isn't gonna work Nyway)
Robo: ((Eh.
Gaster: tilts his head.
Fresh: (fresh is independent from the body's programming, he can just read it to get information)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I assume she's invisible. Can you see where she is?"
MettatonSEX: I don't know if you can respond, but if you can and I can hear it, well. We'll go from there.
MettatonSEX: smiles, in the wrong direction.
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Gaster: gently turns Mettaton's head in the correct direction.
MettatonSEX: Oh!
Smol Asriel: ((Ok I said made of masks but it's looking more like it's just a bunch of faces and tentacles
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Robo: just flips a switch, and closes it.
Barchar: puts a hand through ad's head. "They can't see me, or hear me, or feel me. Well...that last one is arguable." she said, quietly. Almost hoping gaster couldn't hear her and would assume that he wouldn't be able to at all
MettatonSEX: smiles once more,
Smol Asriel: ((I will fix this
MettatonSEX: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: has a slight headache."
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Robo: ((Laharl, what is the link? Out of curiosity.))
F Hyper: ((ad i bet you would love this picture
Gaster: ... Oh, I see, Chara.
Barchar: takes the hand out. "Sorry..." she said, though ad couldn't actually hear her.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No))
MettatonSEX: Oh?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I mean))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's drawn well))
Gaster: ((robo it's two 13 year olds smutting
F Hyper: ((i feel like you would jack off to it
F Hyper: ((lolno
Fresh: (why)
Fresh: (just why)
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Robo: ((nah nvm
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
F Hyper: ((i would like it if there was an option to kill kid asriel
Fresh: (you decide who I'm talking to there)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dos they leave or something?"
F Hyper: ((it would make us suffer
Asriel_Dreemurr: Did*
F Hyper: ((but i would love it
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You sadist))
Gaster: No, they're still here.
Barchar: sighs, looking slightly wistfully at ad. She floated off. Ideally, gaster would eventually just start ignoring her.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "where?"
MettatonSEX: Ah.
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Barchar: of course, if things were ideal, nobody would have to be ignoring her in the first place.
F Hyper: ((you already knew i was a sadist
Fresh: (i like how barchar is just making gaster look like a fucking crazy person)
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Gaster: ... She's not doing much, actually.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...welp, hope she can show her self soon."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "If at all."
Fresh: "...dawg, you do realize I'm pretty much just movin' this body, right? Y'all ain't doin nothing by chsngin' the body's programming."
MettatonSEX: ((brb
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Assuming they're a she. Or he. Or they, I don't know."
Barchar: looks wistfully at ad, again. She kind of wished she could, too.
Lua: ((Note To Self: Using an item that force procs a rez item, and having missing poster as your only rez item isn't a good idea.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KEK))
Fresh: (get lost boyo)
Gaster: ... Chara, are you a shee?
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("Chara, are you a Shea?"
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Gaster: Well, what are your preferred pronouns? I don't want you to be hurt.
Barchar: that should be evident from looking at this particular one, but after a moment of deciding whether or not she should keep responding, she nodded.
Lua: ((Also, I spent 5 minutes trying to word that so I don't get yelled at.))
Fresh: (well okay fair point)
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Lua: ((Because realistically, everyone who plays isaac knows what item I'm talking about.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did they respond?"
MettatonSEX: ((pronouns, not preferred pronouns
F Hyper: ((AD by welding the shards together you prevented Hyper from dying perm
F Hyper: ((10/10
F Hyper: ((would weld again
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KEK))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Am good))
Gaster: ... Yeah. This Chara uses "She."
Fresh: (I fail to see how one is any more or less offensive than the other)
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Barchar: gives a thumbs up. "L-look, don't worry about me. I'm not important."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
MettatonSEX: ((preferred pronouns implies it's a preference rather than the pronouns you use, like it's optional to respect them
Fresh: (but I suppose it's a matter of opinion)
Fresh: (ehhhhh...i disagree, but that's mostly just semantics.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
MettatonSEX: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hope she's happy. Only being seen by one person must suck. At least I think it must suck."
F Hyper: ((if somebody messes up again though ad, hyper's dying for good
F Hyper: ((or at least going 'away' for good
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((So I can't control it))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((*sad airhorns*))
Gaster: frowns. "I... well. "
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
Fresh: (dotsville, Underground states of america)
Fresh: (if hyper dies for good, barchar is gonna have a good time(
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, if you can hear me, Chara, I'd like you to know that I still love you. You know, in a sibling way."
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Robo: [font=Roboto]Hm.[/font]
Barchar: giggles. Oh, if he knew what she was doing <3
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Robo: [font=Roboto]That's odd...[/font]
Gaster: She laughed.
Fresh: "Heh. I'd thought we'd established that EVERYTHING about me is odd."
MettatonSEX: Ah, alright.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Tee hee~[/font]
Robo: hugs parasite!Fresh.
Fresh: ain't a parasite no more, dawg. Unless she aimed for where that was.
Robo: aimed, then.
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Alyss: (( Help i'm dealing with a CoD Kid.))
Robo: ((Laharl, I need to ask you something.
Robo: ((Nah, never mind.
Fresh: "Oh wow that's a new feeling." Fresh said, surprised "Ain't what you were talkin' about, but dang, that feels good." He wrapped his arms around robo. "I think this is what's doin' it?"
Alyss: ((Whatcha need?))
Robo: ((How long ago did that story happen?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "She laughed? At my comment?"
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Robo: [font=Roboto]I think the feeling's affection, right now.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well geez, I didn't like you either."
Alyss: ((Like a year, there was a league for pokemon))
Barchar: floats up to gaster. "R-really, though. Don't worry about me. Okay? I'm not important. Soon, you probably won't be able to see me anymore. Only one person did, until you. And that was a day ago."
Asriel_Dreemurr: was joking, and it was obvious
Robo: ((Oh, okay.))
Barchar: looks at asriel, surprised and seeming abnormally hurt
Fresh: "Hm. I like it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...That was a joke, by the way."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm bad at jokes."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I still love you."
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Alyss: ((>Kid joins pokemon based RP group))
MettatonSEX: ...
Robo: [font=Roboto]I think this should help that![/font]
Robo: kisses Fresh.
Gaster: glinks, then whispers. [sub]"I don't like forgetting about lonely people."[/sub]
F Hyper: ((ow the edge
Alyss: ((>Complains about how we're all just "pokemon bum buddies"))
Robo: ((>bum buddies
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((>bum))
Robo: ((why am I laughing at that
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Heh))
MettatonSEX: leans on his darling, he heard that and knows that well.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, any updates with the robot, Mettaton? If you need any help, I'll be sure to supply it."
Barchar: "I'm not lonely! <3" she said, cheerily. "I mean, look at how many friends I have just now!" she motioned to all the asriels in the bar, and one seemingly empty corner
Robo: ((brb
Alyss: (( ))
MettatonSEX: I made the basic form, all the joints and whatnot, and the wires to connect those joints to a power source.
Barchar: "He can see me, too!" she said when she motioned at the corner
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Gaster: tilts his head. "Uh... alright."
Gaster: *Do not mind the skeleton man speaking to the air.
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MettatonSEX: *Do not mind the robot leaning on that skeleton.
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Barchar: "Sometimes they leave though. And then I get sad." she turned somber in an instant, and then flashed right back to cheerful as If nothing happened. "But that's okay! They usually come back! <3
Gaster: nods, listening intently.
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MettatonSEX: briefly falls into Sleep Mode as MageVaati gets food for themself.
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Barchar: "O-oh. You..uhm...i shouldn't be talking about this. You shouldn't be thinking about memeIt's just gonna cause problems when you stop being able to see me again."
Gaster: shakes his head. "No, no, it's fine."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((MEME))
Fresh: (barchar is meme confirmed)
Fresh: (barchar is going to turn into our version of aliens, or gaster in the undertale subreddit. Something weird happens? Barchar did it.)
Gaster: ((don't you... forget about meme
Fresh: (10)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jk))
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Fresh: (gaster isn't just a spaghetti-loving meme fuck. He's a SMART spaghetti-loving meme fuck)
Fresh: (brb)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Who's gonna see Barchar next?))
Gaster: ((I mean, presumably nobody
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Find out on the next exiting episode!))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OF DRAGON BALL Z))
Gaster: ((Gaster would have seen her sooner if his soul was more... shattery.
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F Hyper: ((wait what the fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
F Hyper: ((i looked on the subreddit and found this.
F Hyper: ((the user is Barchara
F Hyper: ((this is meta
F Hyper: ((flame
Lua: ((What the fuck))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
MettatonSEX: ((wtf
F Hyper: ((flame did you do this
Gaster: ((flame what
F Hyper: ((flameeeeee
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jk))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jk))
Alyss: Seems Legit ))
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F Hyper: ((lol flame is dead
Robo: ((Nah, they'll be back
Asriel_Dreemurr: (([sub][s]*hides thinking frisky dun did it[/s][/sub]))
F Hyper: ((ad what
F Hyper: ((you fucker
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jk))
F Hyper: ((okay good
Lua: (( ))
Robo: ((guys
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
MettatonSEX: ((what would corsiva and glamors souls even look like
Robo: ((in pokemon heartgold, soulsilver, diamond, pearl, and platinum, there are accessories.
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Gaster: ((run of the mill monster souls
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((See thru bones))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or that)
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Robo: ((One of those accessories is called Determination
MettatonSEX: ((omg youre right
Robo: ((Pokemon are Amalgamates confirmed?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ORRRRRR)(
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Robo: ((Just amalgamates that went extremely well in not becoming a goopy mess?))
MettatonSEX: ((mewtwo
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's a coincidence, mister game theory))
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Robo: ((It's just a prank bro.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((That was a subtle shot at matpat not you))
Lua: ((Bio is MatPat confirmed.))
Robo: ((I hate game theory anyway.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((DUN))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((DUN))
Smol Asriel: ((SAND IS NESS
Robo: ((GASP!))
Gaster: ((Oh goood nooo please no more meta
Gaster: ((that's always headache-inducing
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((More Metta less meta))
Lua: ((-RPer's walk into the bar again-))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BOOM))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((BLACK HOLE))
Smol Asriel: ((Chime is it ok if ur monster is just floating?
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MettatonSEX: ((see since mettas soul is weird and vaguely humanlike and gasters soul is weird and shattery i was thinking that corsi and glam would have kinda weird souls
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Frisky Whisking: strolls into the bar casually
Gaster: ((of course
Frisky Whisking: actually doesn't
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: Cien: * ( I an so slick with my character names. )
MettatonSEX: ((hi carfucker
Alyss: ((All my characters have regular souls except Heather, who has a sort of yarn soul))
Robo: (( ))
MettatonSEX: ((though i imagine that glam and corsi couldnt die bc ghosts
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Noventa y ocho noventa y nieve, cien.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NEIN))
: Cien: * ( I'm not a carfucker, i just can't come up with any good names )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NIEVE IS NOT THE SPANISH))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NUEVE))
: ((imagine if Metta lived to be 10000000000000000000000000000 years old before dying
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Anyways))
Robo: ((no habla español
: Cien: * ( And it's fun to piss you guys off with these names )
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Hyper: ((where is ad
MettatonSEX: ((きゅ
Asriel_Dreemurr: is on couch
Hyper: ((🚭
MettatonSEX: sighs, leaning on his darling.
Hyper: * The outline appears on the couch, next to AD. [sub]"Howdy, bucko!"[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, howdy, Hyper!"
Gaster: leans on his husband as well.
: Cien: * A person walks into the bar. They have dark black hair and are wearing a dark jacket and jeans
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mettaton is working hard on making a body for you."
: Cien: * ( AND JOSEPH )
Hyper: [sub]"Ooh, coolio. I suppose Joseph is, too?"[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of course."
MettatonSEX: built the basic form
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((might have forgot))
Hyper: [sub]"Wonderful! I can't wait to not be a sarcastic bitch anymore!"[/sub]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "You aren't a dog, damnit."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your a goat."
Asriel_Dreemurr: You're*
Asriel_Dreemurr: Fuck*
Hyper: [sub]"No, I mean literally. The insult 'bitch'."[/sub]
: Joseph: * [Hey Metta...Here's a picture.] The message is attached to a pretty cool picture of what appears to be powerful as fuck hardware.
Hyper: ((Joseph fucked some metal and out came powerful as fuck hardware
MettatonSEX: texts back a photo of the body to Joseph. It's very basic, but it has joints and a mouth thing. [Nice, here's my progress.]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I know. You're fun, though. I like you as a sarcastic bitch."
Hyper: ((confirm HC
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: Joseph: * Joseph promptly appears next to Metta, holding said hardware.
Alyss: ((I'm hunting for some friends I met on Charat))
: Joseph: * ( No )
Alyss: ((I need my DereDere RP frens))
Hyper: ((damnit
MettatonSEX: Oh! Hello.
Hyper: * The outline snickers.
MettatonSEX: Wow, it's cool.
Fresh: (had dinner. Have to do dishes soon, but I have some time. Then I should be good. )
Hyper: [sub]"Oooh, Asriel.. hopefully I won't HYPERventilate from your compliments, eh?"[/sub]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: tires to lean on the out line, properly falling Over
: Joseph: * "It's two times more powerful than Arcadia."
anon: (Hi da
Asriel_Dreemurr: is now lying on the couch
MageVaati: (darliiiiing)
Hyper: ((flame explain this.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Welp."
MettatonSEX: Nice!
Fresh: (t me)
anon: (Darlinggg!!!)
Fresh: (I have no idea how it is, but it aint me)
Hyper: * Asriel is suddenly picked up and is presumably resting his head on an invisible lap.
: Joseph: * On the hardware is Joseph's signature.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, thanks."
: Joseph: * "You can sign it if you want..."
Hyper: [sub]"Heh. No problem."[/sub]
Fresh: (that's not me *, what a time for that to not recognize half my taps)*
Robo: ((Ayy
Hyper: ((hm
Robo: ((I gtg soon
MettatonSEX: No, no, I signed the body,
MettatonSEX: ((ah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You know that means your coporeal, right?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: You're
Asriel_Dreemurr: *
Robo: ((gtg now, sorry ( '-_-)
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Gaster: ((bye
MettatonSEX: ((cya
: Joseph: * "Ah."
Fresh: (I dunno who's gonna see barchar next. We don't really have anyone who's, like.. Less dimensionally fucked than gaster but more than the average person)
Hyper: [sub]"I'm using my SOUL's [color=#FF0000]DETERMINATION[/color] in order to project myself, and to put you in my lap."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "does it hurt?"
Fresh: From here, I think she'll eventually just start being normally visible at some point.()
: Joseph: * "Arcadia's been getting the code to work pretty well...what voice would Hyper want as a robot?"
MettatonSEX: is notably not covering his eye. There's a faint line across where the mask would be on NEO.
MettatonSEX: ...I don't know.
Hyper: [sub]"Nah. Compared to my SOUL's power, this is nothin'."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So that soul I cobbled together is pretty powerful?"
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Smol Asriel: ((Will it fuck anything up if one of the masks is the judge?
MettatonSEX: Hey, Hyper! We need to figure out a voice for you.
Hyper: [sub]"Yes. Perhaps you saved my life by putting it toge-- Mmm?"[/sub]
Hyper: * He looks at Metta.
: Joseph: * "Look, here's a video..." He shows Metta a video of a testbed robot dancing and even multitasking at high speed.
Gaster: ((Probably not?? Oooh, it could be a good boss for the final area then
MettatonSEX: chuckles
Barchar: "N-no, it's not fine! I don't...i don't even know you! Why do YOU get to see me before any of them but him!? "she gestured back to the corner. It's becoming evident that she's a little bit bipolar.
Smol Asriel: ((K
Hyper: [sub]"What do you need, again?"[/sub]
Smol Asriel: ((The others are just weird faces
MettatonSEX: I need to know what you want to sound like.
Smol Asriel: ((And I snuck a smol frisk face in
Hyper: [sub]"I want to sound like myself."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: (( -_- ))
Gaster: ((nice
: Joseph: * "...Okay then." He sends a text to Arcadia. An instant reply from him comes back. Novelica Toolkit benefits.
Hyper: [sub]"That's because I like my voice, not to be vain, of course."[/sub]
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Gaster: sits up as he looks at Chara, then begins to sign. [Before I continue, can you understand this?]
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MettatonSEX: Nice.
Barchar: (hey, chime, can you link your tumbloberator again? I should probably actually look at that. And follow and stuff)
Barchar: nodded. 'I understand LOTS of things.' she said, in sign language too. She then repeated the same phrase I about 10 other languages.
Hyper: * The outline looks back down at AD.
Gaster: ((my tumblr is
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Hyper: [sub]"As I was saying, perhaps you even technically 'saved my life' from combining those shards."[/sub]
Hyper: ((well fuck you too AD
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Barchar: (anyway, I genuinely have no clue who that barchara is, nor what they're doing. I wouldn't lie to you about this. I'm not about to arg this shit.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wow."
Hyper: ((kay good you're back
Gaster: grins, then begins to explain. [I fell into this timeline's CORE a long time ago. A good percentage of my soul is scattered somewhere else.]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's pretty cool."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So I haven't killed you twice yet?"
Hyper: [sub]"You've accidentally killed me once, I have died three times."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "True."
Hyper: [sub]"Don't blame yourself for killing me, either."[/sub]
Hyper: [sub]"At least I'm talkin' to yah."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, you'll have a robot in no time, and then we will figure out how to get you in a body."
Barchar: "I knew that much. I've heard you talk about it."
Hyper: [sub]"Sweet."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hopefully this body won't hocke on a shot glass of dust and water."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Choke*
MettatonSEX: It won't.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hockey))
Hyper: [sub]"I can't even drink."[/sub]
Gaster: [If anything, that's the reason why I can see and hear you.]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I more mean the real body once we figure that out."
Hyper: [sub]"Oh! Okay."[/sub]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I really hope we can fix you quickly."
Barchar: "ooh, maybe. I got erased, or something. I'm not sure. I can't remember much from before I started coming here. I stayed here for a couple years. Then you all started coming!"
Hyper: [sub]"Me too."[/sub]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mainly because I miss you."
Gaster: [Ah. Well, a lot of us used to gather here 10 years ago.]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He taps his fingers together and dusts off his leather jacket, still in the bar.
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Hyper: [sub]"Right."[/sub]
Barchar: waves to tfa. To everyone else that corner is still super empty
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He smiles weakly and waves back.
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Barchar: "Yeah, I've been here. For a long time. When I first started coming here I was only about 12. I think. But now I'm not!"
MettatonSEX: realizes that there's a magnet stuck to his shoulder. He plucks it off and idly fiddles with it in his hand.
Gaster: [Oh? And how old are you now?]
Hyper: ((Barchar should be around 24
: Joseph: * "..."
Barchar: "Like...20 something? I haven't been keeping track."
MettatonSEX: ...
: Joseph: * He starts to tinker with the hardware.
Gaster: [Wait, you've been here the entire time?]
: Joseph: * ( GTG )
MettatonSEX: ((cya
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Barchar: "Yup! B, corphys, jukon, monster kid, cards, no cards, when you all first learned about what happened here-ive been here for AAAALL of it! <3"
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Hyper: * The outline looks at Metta. [sub]"Oh, ehm.. sorry about [i]earlier[/i]. I didn't mean to be a little shit, then."[/sub]
Gaster: [Oh... oh my.]
MettatonSEX: 'S alright, just don't do that again.
Gaster: ((i just realized some of you don't know about the flowphys thing and honestly that's a good thing.
Barchar: "I can't really leave the bar, though. But that's okay, because I can see some of the surface. That's how I've learned a lot of things."
Gaster: ((some of you don't know about the blanket incident either
Hyper: [sub]"I'll try not to."[/sub]
Barchar: "Oh, and that crowbar! That crowbar was weird."
Barchar: (...what if barchar remembers editor?)
Barchar: "OH,OH,AND THAT EDITOR GUY! but he's gone now."
MettatonSEX: ((oh god flowphys
Gaster: ((boy oh boy do i have words about the person who played flowphys
Hyper: ((flowphys should eat shit
Hyper: ((lolno
Gaster: nods, taing it all in.
Barchar: (also I just realized something. Barchar probably killed this dimensions flowey during her genocidal rampage.)
MettatonSEX: ((flowphys is a 🍕💩
Barchar: (and she didn't even remember)
Barchar: (que? )
MettatonSEX: ((pizza shit
Barchar: "And, of course, all of my best friends <3"
Hyper: [sub]"I mean.. I currently am not 'together' with my dust, which means some of my emotions are gone. A few minor ones gone DOES lead to me being an asshole."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
MettatonSEX: I get it.
Hyper: [sub]"So if I'm being a little shit, just remember that, mmkay?"[/sub]
MettatonSEX: Okay.
Smol Asriel: ((Did someone say flowphys?
Hyper: * The outline seemingly gives a thumbs up.
Smol Asriel: ((I finished my shitty unshaded sprite if u wanna see
Smol Asriel: ((I gotta put on my big boy pants for this shading
Barchar: (secondary weird thiught: rp hell is when barchar gets really bored and her reality warping gets out of control. Everybody forgets about it afterwards. Barchar tries to. Tries.)
Gaster: ((show me
MettatonSEX: smiles, as he flips the magnet into the air like a coin. It sticks to a nail in the ceiling.
MettatonSEX: ...Ah.
Smol Asriel: ((
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Hyper: [sub]"Wow. Nice."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: ((Once it's shaded will it fit the game?
MettatonSEX: ((noice
MettatonSEX: ...That was unintentional.
Gaster: ((oooh it's nifty
Gaster: ((i think it could
Smol Asriel: ((I'll shade it up
Barchar: (dang. I like that.)
Asriel_Dreemurr: is sleep
Gaster: ((now what's a good name for it
Gaster: ((masquerade?
MettatonSEX: ((noice
Barchar: is done running her mouth for the time being
Hyper: [sub]"Oh! Okay."[/sub]
Smol Asriel: ((Oh shit I just found a new tool
Gaster: nods to Barchara, making a "my lips are sealed" motion.
Smol Asriel: ((Shading will not be as much of a bitch as I thought
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Hyper: * The outline's 'lap' is very warm. Like a blanket.
Hyper: ((blanket incident ii occurs
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Gaster: ((what program are you using, out of curiosity?
Barchar: "Oh, you can tell them whatever you want. I'm not worried. I just didn't know what you would do, before."
Hyper: [sub]"Do you know how you did that?"[/sub]
Gaster: [Got it. Still, I'd rather they learn more about you on your own terms.]
MettatonSEX: I flipped the magnet like a coin.
MettatonSEX: It stuck to a nail.
Hyper: [sub]"Ah. Interesting."[/sub]
Barchar: "Well, depending on whether or not they ever get to see me...or even if YOU get to see me again...oh-oh no, I forgot! I-I I disappear, just don't worry about me. I'm here. I'm fine. O-okay, Dr. Gaster? C
Hyper: [sub]"It's like it is not ATTRACTED to you."[/sub]
Gaster: [Okay.]
MettatonSEX: ...It was, actually.
Hyper: [sub]"Not anymore."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: My shoulders have magnets to connect to my shoulderpads, so, it was. If I pulled it off, it'd attract to them.
Hyper: [sub]"Huh, coolio."[/sub]
Barchar: "I hope everything goes well with glamor <3" and with that, she floated off
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: The pads are off so I can wear this shirt.
Hyper: [sub]"That's also cool."[/sub]
Gaster: ... She's gone.
Barchar: is still inside, because she doesn't like leaving the bar, but she isn't with gaster anymore at the least
MettatonSEX: Ah.
Gaster: Or, at the very least, I can't see her.
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Barchar: has disappeared for gaster, sure, that works. Wasn't my plan, but it works.
Hyper: * He decides to stay quiet, at least for now.
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