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: anonymous [??] is now Laharl [Testing].
Testing: TESTING
Testing: 123
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Testing: https://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertalehttps://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertalehttps://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertalehttps://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertalehttps://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertalehttps://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertale
Testing: https://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertale
??: ((mv reporting for duty))
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??: ((ayy
Testing: Hey Vivi don't go to the MSPARP site rules
Testing: Theres a bit of rule 2
??: ((oh
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??: ((ok
: Laharl [Testing] is now Laharl [Laharl].
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: anonymous [??] is now A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance].
: anonymous [??] is now Barack Obama [OBAMA].
Laharl: Ooh whats this
Laharl: Wait what did I just do to Nance.
OBAMA: [font=comic sans ms]PSA[/font]
OBAMA: [font=comic sans ms]IN COMIC SANS[/font]
: anonymous [??] is now MageVaati [MettatonSEX].
Nance: You asked to swap usernames.
Laharl: Ahhhhh
Laharl: It shows me what they thing is
Laharl: #21292 SirNancy
Laharl: Guess its used for hunting down spammers.
Nance: Yep. #21289 Laharl
: anonymous [??] is now The Cartoonstitute [Joseph].
MettatonSEX: ah
Joseph: There are PMs?
Nance: Apparently
Laharl: Yep
: Barack Obama's connection timed out.
Laharl: We can PM eachother to shut the fuck up instead of starting a hate circlejerk now
Laharl: /me test
Nance: did a thing, I think...?
Laharl: [font=Segoe Script] Font Test
Joseph: me uses usernames. This is stupid.
Joseph: guys
Joseph: three of us are pink
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Laharl: Huh, welp, better just get used to it
MettatonSEX: has hot legs
Joseph: has no soul
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??: I seeee
OBAMA: is the Presdient of the United States of America.
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: anonymous [??] is now Jdjai [??].
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??: This is so much better than Charat ngl
: anonymous [??] is now Flame_warp [Underfresh].
: Laharl [Laharl] edited the chat information.
: anonymous [??] is now (Silky smooth bread) Mobile Dreemurr [ECH].
Underfresh: in comes fresh lol
Laharl: Laharl spoke loudly, demonstrating the new order of life. "/ME will likely not work anymore, due to it using the usernames of the RPers! Most Charat and MSPARP users instead RP like this!"
: anonymous [??] is now skeletonghosthunter [anon].
Laharl: "Get used to it, shitlords!"
MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
: Flame_warp [Underfresh] is now Underfresh [Flame_warp].
Flame_warp: I messed up lol
ECH: ((This website is fucking awesome))
anon: (hello darling!)
: Barack Obama [OBAMA] is now Bionic_Dog [Temmoi].
ECH: ((It's so fancy))
ECH: ((Silky smooth))
Laharl: Alright, now lets start handing out the fucking auths
Temmoi: is amazing
: Jdjai [??] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Laharl: Who had auth and who didn't.
: this shit is so good
Flame_warp: Slash me works fine. Is it not saying 'underfresh'?
: Like I said, so much better than Charat
Flame_warp: lol
Laharl: It's saying Flame_warp.
Flame_warp: but it won't be here
: Bionic_Dog [Temmoi] is now Temmoi [Temmoi].
Flame_warp: But ya damn this blows charat out of the water
: Laharl [Laharl] is now Laharl [Character of La].
Nance: It's reading the actual name instead of just the short blurb in /me
Character of La: This is Laharl using /me
ECH: likes this website
Character of La: This is Laharl not using /me.
Nance: So I'm ordinarily like this
ECH: oh god that's may username
Nance: is a martini with a hint of arsenic over here
Nance: This is a win here.
Temmoi: is the lustful Temmie.
: mmmhm.
Nance: Let us never leave.
Nance: We shall call it... this land.
: Laharl [Character of La] is now High Priest Laharl [Laharl].
MettatonSEX: Mettaton is enjoying this.
Nance: I'm bookmarking this shit
: (Silky smooth bread) Mobile Dreemurr [ECH] is now Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr].
Laharl: Lets instead RP not using /me like the freaks
Laharl: And do it like script or para, just use "" To indicate when speaking.
Asriel_Dreemurr: likes that it has the /me of Xyzzy
: is fucking a dog.
: is not doing that.
: MageVaati [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [].
Temmoi: saunters in, smirking.
: heh heh
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* hOi eVeRY1!!!!!!![/color][/bgcolor]
Laharl: Alright, now, one second.
Flame_warp: Oh, hey, they have an undertale section
Laharl: [url=https://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertale] Testing URLS [/url]
Flame_warp: Neat
Temmoi: ((brb
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WAIT))
Joseph: ooc wow
Flame_warp: Can you save characters easily?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((FUCK YEAH))
Joseph: (( WOOOT ))
Laharl: Yeah.
Flame_warp: I KNOW IT'S I AT
Flame_warp: This is great
Flame_warp: I love it
Asriel_Dreemurr: I like this
Asriel_Dreemurr: This is silky smooth
Joseph: Test message eating
Joseph: Everyone send messages at the same time
Laharl: 1
Laharl: 2
Joseph: a
Joseph: a
Joseph: a
Joseph: a
Joseph: a
Joseph: a
Laharl: 3
Laharl: 31
Laharl: 12
Laharl: 321312
Laharl: 312
Joseph: :o
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anon: 69
Asriel_Dreemurr: Jesuskd
Asriel_Dreemurr: S
Asriel_Dreemurr: S
Asriel_Dreemurr: S
Asriel_Dreemurr: S
Asriel_Dreemurr: S
Asriel_Dreemurr: S
Asriel_Dreemurr: S
Asriel_Dreemurr: Nope
Asriel_Dreemurr: Perfect
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Laharl: Alright, lemme try to figure out the fucking auths.
Laharl: Who's up for becoming a test monkey?
: anonymous [??] is now DD [DamnDude Test 1].
: Temmoi's connection timed out.
Joseph: me
: no
Laharl: Alright
: anonymous [??] is now VisualAnt [Ant].
Laharl: AD
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] to Professional Wet Blanket. They can now silence, kick and ban other users.
Laharl: Try kicking Joseph.
Nance: MY FUCKING GOD, I can highlight multiple people
Ant: (( This is so good))
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Laharl: Alriht, did that work?
??: you know
: aaaa
: this is great
: i love it
Ant: ((Is there an ooc kind of command?))
Flame_warp: My one issue here is that it doesn't tell me the number of new messages
Joseph: (( Nope ))
??: oh whoops i gotta enter my name
DamnDude Test 1: Does a thing
: anonymous [??] is now Chimeranyx [Gaster].
Ant: what do the ==> and Abscond buttons do?
Laharl: Alrighty, time to fucking fix some auths
Gaster: also does a thing
Gaster: YOOOO
Ant: test
Laharl: It means leave
Laharl: Abscond is a homestcuk reference
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.
: ((==> sends
Ant: oh the arrow is just enter
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set Chimeranyx [Gaster] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.
DamnDude Test 1: So the /me takes the username.
DamnDude Test 1: Hub
Ant: oh abscond is just log out
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set DD [DamnDude Test 1] to Professional Wet Blanket. They can now silence, kick and ban other users.
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set DD [DamnDude Test 1] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set Chimeranyx [Gaster] to Professional Wet Blanket. They can now silence, kick and ban other users.
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] to Professional Wet Blanket. They can now silence, kick and ban other users.
Ant: I feel like the typing is somewaht slow tho...
Ant: mayeb its just me
: would rather fuck MSPARP than fuck Charat.
: DD [DamnDude Test 1] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
: It isn't too slow imo
Laharl: Alright, Professional Wet Blanket is Magical basically.
: Chimeranyx [Gaster] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Ant: tests the me command
: Underfresh [Flame_warp] disconnected.
: I can type pretty well
DamnDude: had a surge of power
Laharl: And Amateur Gravel Slinger is Little Mod.
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Gaster: is a professional wet blanket.
: MettatonSEX: Oh, darling.
Ant: What about our admin friend?
: Glamor: Back the fuck up you sack of shit
Ant: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
: There's a log too
Ant: yay it works
: This can successfully replace Charat
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Ant: deffinitely
Laharl: Alright, can you guys sort out auths and shit while I fix up our welcome messages?
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Andrew Hussie [].
: is the zodiac killer.
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Ant: oh no
: Underfresh [Flame_warp] is now The freshmasted [Fresh].
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hyper].
Hyper: 10/10
: Andrew Hussie [] is now W.D. Gaster [].
Fresh: Yeah. This is just a million times better than charate
: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white]GASTER: [/color][font=wingdings][color=white] * OH WOAH HEY[/color][/font][color=white][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: I like dis
Fresh: Charat*
Joseph: WHOA
: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white]GASTER: [/color][font=wingdings][color=white] * THERE'S UNDERTALE CHARACTERS[/color][/font][color=white][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]
Fresh: Fuck
Fresh: Forget waiting for the thingy whatever to run iut
: W.D. Gaster [] is now Grillby [].
Hyper: holy shit
Fresh: I propose that, tomorrow, we all move iver
: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][font=Lucida console][color=white]GRILLBY: * Grillbz says heyooooooooo[/color][/font][color=white][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]
Ant: this is much better
: The Cartoonstitute [Joseph] is now Napstablook [].
: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][font=Lucida console][color=white]NAPSTABLOOK: * HEYYYYYYYYYYY[/color][/font][color=white][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]
: Grillby [] is now Barack Obana [OBANA].
OBANA: [font=comic sans ms]FRINK[/font]
OBANA: [font=comic sans ms]frick[/font]
Ant: we should celebrate
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Asriel_Dreemurr: Guys there are themes
Ant: ik
Fresh: I knoooow
Hyper: [i]ohhhh yesss[/i]
: Barack Obana [OBANA] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Hyper: bbcode shows up on the preview too
Gaster: Themes?
Fresh: Oh damn this dark theme looks neat
Temmoi: is more humanoid than catlike.
Ant: I like the dark one. it's better on the eyes
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OHH DARK SKIN))
Gaster: Yooooo this is neato
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NOICE))
Temmoi: sits on the couch, looking for love. Or lust. Maybe both.
Hyper: This dark skin is niceeee
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((OHH THE FELT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ITS LIKE MATRIX))
: MettatonSEX: Ohhhhhhhh yes
Fresh: This. Is great.
Fresh: There's no ooc button but fuck it, this is otherwise basically perfect
Hyper: ((I love this
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Ant: (( Should we have this be like grillby's getting an upgrade in the RP or something? ))
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
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Temmoi: ((YES
: (( YES ))
DamnDude: Sorry, my internet died.
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: (( Holy shit, guys. This is the future. ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: I love this
Gaster: ASS
: ((put the rules in a link
Fresh: But what in-universe upgrade could grill by's get?
Laharl: Well, we lost the boden room. So I guess we'll make a boden room here.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((We need to switch people to here))
Ant: (( Grillby's now has 2 couches, and an arcade machine ))
Hyper: Mmmmm..
Temmoi: ((and a vending machine from BTCorp.
Ant: (( It's time crisis 2 ))
Gaster: Grillby has a liquor fountain now
Asriel_Dreemurr: This is orgasmic
Hyper: Wow.
: ((laharl put the rules in a link please
: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][font=Lucida console][color=white]NAPSTABLOOK: * dick[/color][/font][color=white][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]
Asriel_Dreemurr: YOU AGREE DONT LIE
Temmoi: silently checks out literally [i]everyone[/i].
: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][font=Lucida console][color=white]NAPSTABLOOK: * penis[/color][/font][color=white][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]
Gaster: OH NOOOO
Laharl: Alright, lemme fix that then.
Fresh: Hte Frick frack
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* anus[/color][/bgcolor]
Ant: ((is the top bar the character?
DamnDude: ((Wait, the Boden room is cannon now.))
: ((thank
Gaster: ... if you can't beat them join them.
DamnDude: ((the fuck))
Gaster: inhales....
Temmoi: ((if you can't beat them [i]off[/i] join them ftfy
: MettatonSEX: If you can beat me... heh heh.
: VisualAnt [Ant] is now Ant [VisualAnt].
VisualAnt: walks in
: Napstablook [] is now The Cartoonstitute [].
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now DamnDude [Lua].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay we need to ro here))
Hyper: nsjjsjsjs
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rp*
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: [/color]( I thought we weren't using /me like plebs )
Fresh: The Boden room's canonicity is arguable
Asriel_Dreemurr: CAAAAMMEEE
Gaster: ros here.
Fresh: rejects your rejection of /me
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: The freshmasted [Fresh] is now The freshmaster [Fresh].
: Frisky Whiskington [Hyper] is now Hyper [Frisky].
Frisky: hmm
: Ant [VisualAnt] is now VisualAnt [Ant].
: Temmoi's connection timed out.
Frisky: Hm
: ((good
Gaster: Memes.
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: ( I love how there's previews for the BBCode )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: likes dis
: Hyper [Frisky] is now Frisky [Hyper].
Asriel_Dreemurr: KEK
Gaster: hm...
Fresh: Dank memes
: MettatonSEX: The dankest.
Lua: * Lua walks into the bar.
Gaster: [sub]booby[/sub]
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: So are we actually like, moving here?[/color]
Hyper: ((We'll have to manually put '-hahaha-' in
Ant: ((I should rename Ant the character to avoid confusion and stuff
Asriel_Dreemurr: thinks /me is the only problem
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Fresh: [SUB] wooooords [/sub]
Lua: -Wasn't he already in the bar? Whatever, who the fuck cares about that anyways-
Gaster: hugs Mettaton close.
Hyper: ((Shall we start RPing here, now?))
Fresh: I don't like the lack of ooc button, but otherwise, dis good
Temmoi: inhales deeply...
: [sub]Yeah[/sub]
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* cAN tEMmOI hABe dA pUSI????????[/color][/bgcolor]
Lua: ((I never used the OOC button honestly, I always just typed the parenthesis.))
Laharl: One second while I make us a boden room.
Ant: ((I feel like we should have a different way of marking ooc since there's no command or button now
: The freshmaster [Fresh] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].
Asriel_Dreemurr: [sup][sub]bbc works[/sub][/sup]
Bondertale: are here
Ant: ((like something quick to type
Laharl: Hey dumbasses just do (( )) and put a bit of effort.
Gaster: ((you mean like
Bondertale: (hmm)
Gaster: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Imma do the OOC now))
: Mettaton hugs Gaster close. He still has Microton on his shoulder.
Gaster: ((it literally takes three key presses to type two parentheses
Bondertale: (we could make an ooc character and then make the command for it /ooc or something)
Hyper: ((I've always been doing manual parentheses
Bondertale: (or just type parenthesis like a regular person lol)
Ant: ((brb
Bondertale: (even on mobile it's ez pz)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah))
Laharl: Wait do we need to set a password.
: The Cartoonstitute [] is now The Cartoonstitute [MicrotonEX] [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ;(I would know, I am mobile master))
Lua: ((Why would we need to do that?))
anon: (Theres an ooc button? I just manually typed parenthesis)
: ((not anymore
Laharl: Doesn't this appear on the group chats page?
Gaster: buries himself in his sweater a little.
Temmoi: is wearing a blue swimsuit.
: Mettaton chuckles at this. "Darling, can you get any cuter?"
Lua: * Lua looks around the bar, wondering why something looks off to him.
: Frisky [Hyper] is now Frisky [R-Hyper].
Asriel_Dreemurr: Yey
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((yey))
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Bondertale: (I've made a post on the sub about this)
: Temmoi's connection timed out.
: Bondertale [Bondertale] is now Flame_warp [Flame_warp ].
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton just looks around, smiling.[/color]
Lua: ((My only issues are how /me works and how the user list works.
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: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * (guys, this is our opportunity to write paragraphs)[/color]
Gaster: I don't know, could you?
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Okay))
R-Hyper: -lel-
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still hugging hyper
R-Hyper: -vlallfjsjsjskskakskkdkakak-
Ant: ((I'm back))
R-Hyper: ((just testing
Lua: ((Does the style really matter that much?))
Flame_warp : has been writing paragraphs forever lol
Laharl: ((Alright, we settled out the sidebar, and everything?))
R-Hyper: -hugs right back, chuckling. "Hhm.."-
Flame_warp : should prolly make an ooc prefix/suffix for this character cause he's not gonna be role-playing the character this name comes form lol
Flame_warp : at least he probably isnt
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Flame_warp : ((There))
: DamnDude [Lua] is now Lua [Lua].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm just glad to have you back."
: Flame_warp [Flame_warp ] disconnected.
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Gaster: ((hang on guys i wanna test links
: ((laharl, the boden room is set as sfw
Gaster: ((http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-19f79d89d7f12ee8a26e93addb85b916.jpg
Ant: ((I wanna give Ant the character a new name to make it less confusing but I can't think of anything
Gaster: ((ooooh gee you should change that
R-Hyper: -nods. "Haven't you said that a thousand times already?" He smiles.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'm gonna keep reiterating it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because I love you."
Lua: looks around the bar, seeing who's in the bar.
: Mettaton, Gaster, and Microton definitely are.
Temmoi: is in the bar.
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Gaster: is present in the bar.
R-Hyper: -blushes a light red, nodding once more. "I can certainly assume that."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: nuzzles his face into their shoulder area
: ((hi anon
: anonymous [??] is now Yazan [FullArmorJukon].
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton is in the bar, sitting on Mettaton's shoulder, looking around. "I'm on top of the world!" He effectively quoted Mini.[/color]
R-Hyper: -He accepts the shoulder nuzzling.-
Ant: * Ant walks into the bar and sits down on the couch
Lua: looks for a moment, wondering how the group of people in the bar changed the moment he was gone.
: Oh my god
: MettatonSEX: Oh my god
R-Hyper: -Oh my fuck-
FullArmorJukon: -still in the room
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thank god this worked..."
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * (I hope you guys know where I get "The Cartoonstitute")[/color]
Temmoi: looks for possible lovers.
FullArmorJukon: so you two gonna do it?
R-Hyper: -"Do what?"-
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Gaster: gets up and heads over to the bar, still in his cute bunny sweater he aquired from Mettaton's chest.
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* hMM...[/color][/bgcolor]
Ant: ((I don't know
FullArmorJukon: take that as a no, nevermind
Lua: avoids temmoi, the cyborg is not looking for love.
: MettatonSEX: Microton og my god
: Asriel_Dreemurr's connection timed out.
R-Hyper: -"What do you mean?"-
: MettatonSEX: That's so cute
Ant: ((Googled it
Ant: (( Which one is it? There's so many...
Gaster: already has a lover. He doesn't want another.
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Temmoi: leaves and returns in blue seifuku, her little tail wagging.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( http://wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cartoonstitute )[/color]
FullArmorJukon: nothing.
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Ant: ((Oh ok
FullArmorJukon: What was the last thing you remember of me
Lua: decides to take a seat at a random table, considering he doesn't have anything better to do, and doesn't want to bother the Gaston.
Laharl: ((Alright if everything set up))
Gaster: orders a shirley temple. He sips from it as he approaches Mettaton.
Gaster: ((wait
Asriel_Dreemurr: is back
Gaster: ((you need a link to the oc sheet at the very least
: Mettaton smiles.
R-Hyper: -"Oh, okay!" He then thinks for a moment. "Well.."-
Ant: (( I think I wanna make a new OC. I keep throwing away ocs
Laharl: : V
: ((yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Junk on."
Gaster: ((geeeeeeeeeeeeeeet junked on!
Asriel_Dreemurr: Jukon*
R-Hyper: -"All I remember is feeling a huge guilt for something involving you.."-
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( I uh )[/color]
R-Hyper: -"I dunno what, though."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: made a keyboard for the dam dark theme and it has no memory of names I've typed
FullArmorJukon: well thats nothing you need to worry about anymore
R-Hyper: -"I'm real happy right now, though!"-
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R-Hyper: -"Mmhm.."-
R-Hyper: -"Alrighty."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jukon was are feeling to doing the do."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Referring*
R-Hyper: -"What's the do?"-
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton leans on a side of Mettaton's head. Deep inside, he feels afraid of being this high up.[/color]
FullArmorJukon: sex
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FullArmorJukon: having sex
R-Hyper: -"What's sex?"-
FullArmorJukon: fucking
: Temmoi's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh god."
R-Hyper: -tilts his head. "What's fucking?"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're gonna have to explain again."
R-Hyper: -"Oh."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Remember when we talked about re-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
Lua: is not helping with the explaining process, after the failure that was last time.
R-Hyper: -"..I guess that's all I need to know."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sex is when you do something with someone you love that is pleasure fuk."
Gaster: ... Oh dear.
Asriel_Dreemurr: Ful*
: VisualAnt [Ant] is now VisualAnt [Protobot].
: Mettaton is sitting down. Standing up, his shoulder height would be about 7'8". Oh nooooo
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I mean pleasure fuk isn't wrong))
FullArmorJukon: ((junko got this
Protobot: (( Guess I didn't scrap all my characters ))
: The Cartoonstitute [MicrotonEX] [] is now The Cartoonstitute [Napstabot] [].
R-Hyper: -"Ehm.. alright." He squeezes AD a little tighter. He feels a little uncomfortable.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Man this is great.))
Protobot: -walks in and sits down on the couch-
: Mettaton waves to Protobot.
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * Napstabot walks in. Engaging everyone's third favorite ship.[/color]
FullArmorJukon: don't worry, you'll figure it out
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R-Hyper: ((holy fuck that is dark
: MettatonSEX: Hello, Proto.
: MettatonSEX: Hello, Blooky!
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* !!!!!!![/color][/bgcolor]
Protobot: Hey, mettaton! It's been awhile.
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * "hello, protobot.....hi, cousin...[/color]
R-Hyper: -nods. "Okie dokie!"-
: MettatonSEX: It has!
Protobot: Blooky, hey!
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* dID sUM1 sEI sECKS?????[/color][/bgcolor]
Protobot: ((What is second favorite ship?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm so happy..."
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * (francy...?)[/color]
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * (cult followings)[/color]
: ((gaston is both second and first
R-Hyper: -"I'm happy that you're happy!"-
FullArmorJukon: besides, you're a rather lucky person why that new body of yours
Protobot: (( that's not how this works. )
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R-Hyper: ((isn't gaston first and francy second
Gaster: Proto! Blooky!
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think you look great."
Gaster: It's good to see you all!
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * ( protoblook is what, third? fourth? )[/color]
Protobot: (( brb gotta go eat soup real quick ))
Temmoi: (([spoiler]spoiler testing[/spoiler]))
R-Hyper: -"I look great?" His grin widens.-
R-Hyper: -"What do yah like about it?"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, I think black look nice!"
FullArmorJukon: I know what I like
: Mettaton pats the space of couch between Proto and himself. "Blooky, please, take a seat."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And you're fluffy, and you have a tuft of whit fur on your chest which is adorable."
anon: (This tablet charger does not actually charge my tablet... i might need to brb to find a better one)
: VisualAnt's connection timed out.
: ((oh no
Gaster: ((oh nooo
: ((i wish u luck mon cherie
FullArmorJukon: ((Jukon: and the size of your DICK
: ((is that proper french idk
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R-Hyper: -blushes a little darker shade of red, and uses one of his arms to rub the back of his head. "Aw.. I think you look good too, Asriel!"-
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R-Hyper: -"Black and white does mix well, after all."-
Protobot: (( Brought my soup into my room. Im back
: ((hi
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * Napstabot walks over to the couch and sits down in the designated space, letting out a quiet contented sigh in the process.[/color]
Temmoi: is floofy and appealing!
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles
Protobot: Blooky!
: Mettaton smiles, happy to see his cousin.
R-Hyper: ((Bloo, on my screen, your color is WAY too fuckinf dark
Asriel_Dreemurr: unhugs, and then puts his arms around them, above his shoulders
R-Hyper: ((fucking*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Use normal color))
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * ( how bout now )[/color]
Temmoi: seems lonely. She sighs.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I changed because it's too dark))
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * ( Are the majority of you guys using The Felt )[/color]
FullArmorJukon: *walks to the corner of the room
Gaster: ((I'm using dark
R-Hyper: ((I'm using dark
: ((no just use black, it turns grey
: ((im using dark
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * ( test )[/color]
: [color=#1c1c1c]Napstabot: * ( test )[/color]
Temmoi: ((I'm using the felt
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whatcha doing over there, Jukon?"
: ((i can barely see it
Temmoi: flops over on the couch, sad.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm just using normal))
: [color=#9b9b9b]Napstabot: * ( SOOTH YOUR EYES )[/color]
FullArmorJukon: ((trying to do the action correctly
Temmoi: made an audible 'pomf~' sound when she did.
FullArmorJukon: ((how do you make the * appear in front of the chars name
R-Hyper: -"Is my.. stomach okay, as well? I believe I was muscular last time I was alive.."-
: Mettaton turns to Proto and Blooky, then gestures to Microton. "I'd like both of you to meet my friend Microton."
: Lua [Lua] disconnected.
Asriel_Dreemurr: does the thing
Protobot: (( crap. I gtg))
Asriel_Dreemurr: /me
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: ((cya
Asriel_Dreemurr: /me does the thing
FullArmorJukon: you are in new body
Asriel_Dreemurr: "he is."
R-Hyper: -"I know that."-
FullArmorJukon: couldn't find an extact copy of your old body
R-Hyper: -"Mmhm.."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think it's adorable."
: Temmoi's connection timed out.
R-Hyper: -"Oh? That's wonderful! I'm glad you think it's adorable!" He jumps up and down in joy.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: is smiling
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna go back yet? I can't wait to tell people you're back.."
FullArmorJukon: ((bread how do you do the action like that
R-Hyper: -"Mm.. sure! I feel confident enough.."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's great!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: holds their... Hand or paw?
: Mettaton is happy because of his smol friend.
R-Hyper: -I believe it's a paw.-
Gaster: is happy that Mettaton's happy.
Asriel_Dreemurr: holds their paw, leading them to the anydoor
Asriel_Dreemurr: then opens the door, leading to the bar
: Mettaton is also happy that Gaster is happy.
R-Hyper: -"Hmm.. ah! This place!"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy everyone!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks very happy
FullArmorJukon: -follows the duo
: MettatonSEX: Oh, hello, Asriel!
FullArmorJukon: WE FIXED HYPER
: MettatonSEX: And Jukon.
: The Cartoonstitute [Napstabot] [] is now The Cartoonstitute [Joseph Ardiccioni] [].
: MettatonSEX: And... Hyper?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We revived him!"
Gaster: Hello, everyone!
: MettatonSEX: That's really you?
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R-Hyper: -"Ehm.." He feels very nervous. "Y-Yeah?"-
: MettatonSEX: Oh, how wonderful!
R-Hyper: -"I don't remember much, though.. Aren't you Sunshine Land?"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's Mettaton."
: MettatonSEX: Sunrise Land.
: MettatonSEX: But my real name is Mettaton.
FullArmorJukon: HA Sunrise land
Temmoi: tosses what seems to be a suction grappling hook onto the ceiling. A little cat toy on a string extends down from it.
R-Hyper: -"Oh! Yeah.. Nice to see you again, Mettaton."-
Temmoi: bats it around like a kitten, lying on her back and giggling cutely.
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: MettatonSEX: It's nice to see you too.
Asriel_Dreemurr: points out the people in the bar, telling Hyper who they are.
: ((my love
anon: (Darling!!)
Temmoi: ((he wouldn't recognize Temmoi
Asriel_Dreemurr: just doenst say who Temmoi is
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph appears in the bar.[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: use /me for the star
R-Hyper: -He stands there quietly, letting AD explain things.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: finishes explaining
Gaster: ... Do you remember me?
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* nYAn~! iM a kITTy~![/color][/bgcolor]
R-Hyper: -"Aren't you the guy who explained Jobhands?"-
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph looks at Temmie. "cute"[/color]
: MettatonSEX: Oh my god
Gaster: ... Uh.
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* !!!![/color][/bgcolor]
: MettatonSEX: Gaster what the fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: chuckles
Temmoi: looks at Joseph.
Gaster: blushes. If this were a shitty anime, he'd have formed a sweatdrop as well.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He tottally did explain handjibs though."
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* dID U jUs cALl mE cUTE??????[/color][/bgcolor]
R-Hyper: -"Eh.. that's all I recall of you."-
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * "mmhmm"[/color]
R-Hyper: -"S-Sorry?"-
Temmoi: runs over and hugs Joseph.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He was helpig us explain the sex to you. It's okay."
: MettatonSEX: That's my husband, W. D. Gaster.
: MettatonSEX: He's the best.
anon: (Im assuming the darker pink text with no name is vivi ooc? I just realized im not sure)
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* yAYYY~~~~~[/color][/bgcolor]
R-Hyper: -He nods. "Ah. Nice to see you again, Gaster!"-
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph just looks down at Temmie and snickers a bit.[/color]
: ((yep
Gaster: ...
Temmoi: is not like most Temmies. She is humanoid.
: ((i have replacements set so i can play glamor later
Gaster: realizes he left an... interesting impression on HAsriel.
Temmoi: is also pretty damn lusty.
FullArmorJukon: dude, if you need an explantion why not just ask me
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Because you said to them sex is putting your penis in any hole, Jukon."
: retcons calling Temmie cute.
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: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( kek )[/color]
R-Hyper: -"Well.. I'm good. For now."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's why we don't ask you."
: MettatonSEX: That isn't sex.
Temmoi: (((you do know that I am Bio btw))
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: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( yes )[/color]
FullArmorJukon: it pretty much is
: MettatonSEX: No.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."
FullArmorJukon: I can go more into detail
: MettatonSEX: You can have vaginal only sex you know.
FullArmorJukon: like reserve cowgirl
Laharl: ((I have an extension now that changes keyboard to the world leopard))
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( I love that XKCD strip )[/color]
: ((nice
: anonymous [??] is now WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS [Female Asriel].
FullArmorJukon: what about anal and oral metta?
Laharl: ((Heh))
Female Asriel: ((WHAT IS THIS
: MettatonSEX: Those too.
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS [Female Asriel] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.
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Female Asriel: ((WHAT
R-Hyper: -"Ehh.. I don't want to learn about 'secks' again today."-
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R-Hyper: -"I feel awkward thinking about it."-
: MettatonSEX: That's quite alright, darling.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, let's just relax and be happy you're back. Care to sit down?"
Temmoi: seems to be hiding loneliness.
Asriel_Dreemurr: motions to the couch
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* {...}[/color][/bgcolor]
FullArmorJukon: how about a beer?
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph just sits down next to Temmoi.[/color]
Female Asriel: snaps back to reality
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* {I- !!!}[/color][/bgcolor]
Female Asriel: ((What the fuck
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][color=#fff]* h-hOi!!!!![/color][/bgcolor]
R-Hyper: -"Yeah, sure!" He bounces onto the couch happily, and looks at Jukon. "Huh? What's beer?"-
: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS [Female Asriel] is now Female Asriel [Female Asriel].
Female Asriel: snaps back to Rieality
Gaster: scoots a little closer to Mettaton.
Temmoi: looks at Joseph, blushing.
: MettatonSEX: A type of alcoholic drink made from hops and barley.
FullArmorJukon: you should know, I can sense a bit of beer in that belly of yours
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits next to Hyper, going into a hug-lean
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * "hi"[/color]
: Mettaton wraps an arm around Gaster.
FullArmorJukon: I'll grab a few drinks
R-Hyper: -"Huh? What do you mean? Also, thanks, Metta."-
: MettatonSEX: Of course.
FullArmorJukon: care for some food?
R-Hyper: -"Sure!"-
Temmoi: keeps playing. She nyans occasionally in an adorable manner.
Gaster: also wonders what Jukon means by being able to sense beer in his belly.
FullArmorJukon: got it
FullArmorJukon: -goes to the bar and grabs some beers and a large pizza-
Temmoi: ((brb
Temmoi: ((back
FullArmorJukon: here you go, pizza and beer, all time classic
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: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph glances at Temmie. He takes a phone out of his pocket, and starts to text people.[/color]
R-Hyper: -"Wow. That's a big pizza.."-
: Mettaton lets off a very soft purr, sending infinitesimal vibrations throughout his body. He's happy.
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps just hug-leaning
Temmoi: doesn't really say what she says after this.
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][font=8bitoperator][color=#fff]* test[/color][/font][color=#fff][/color][/bgcolor]
Female Asriel: fell asleep on her big gote bf, but now she awakens
: ((hi my love
R-Hyper: -"Can I share it with somebody?"-
Female Asriel: Huh?
FullArmorJukon: eat up
FullArmorJukon: sure
Temmoi: ((darn, no fonts.
FullArmorJukon: I'm having some too you know
Female Asriel: looks over to Asriel
Female Asriel: Is that... him?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Fanta!"
R-Hyper: -He takes a slice and eats it politely.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods
Temmoi: gets up, and sits next to Joseph.
Female Asriel: You did it!
anon: (this tablet has "ULTRA POWER SAVING MODE" lmao)
FullArmorJukon: ((politley? he should devour that slice quikcly
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][font=8bitoperator][color=#fff]* hOW R U????????[/color][/font][color=#fff][/color][/bgcolor]
Gaster: hums to himself, looking up at the jukebox.
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * "doing good"[/color]
Female Asriel: How are you feeling Hyper?
R-Hyper: ((he doesn't want to look rude
: MettatonSEX: (its anime
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][font=8bitoperator][color=#fff]* uR lOOkIn gUD 2 uRsElF~~~~~[/color][/font][color=#fff][/color][/bgcolor]
Temmoi: smiles.
FullArmorJukon: ((man its 50 degrees outside and everyone is wearing tenchcoats and acting like its cold
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph smiles and nods.[/color]
R-Hyper: -He swallows a bit of pizza, and looks at Fanta. "Oh, howdy! I feel great!"-
FullArmorJukon: -sits next to hyper
Female Asriel: That's great!
Temmoi: longs for pets. Somehow Joseph can tell.
Gaster: *Using a floating hand, Gaster plays a song on the jukebox.
R-Hyper: -He slowly takes bigger bites of the pizza. He didn't realize he was so hungry!-
anon: (but all it did was turn the all the colors to greyscale and limited the apps to use)
Gaster: *That song is known by one title.
: Mettaton continues to purr softly. He's like a big robot cat
: ((omg
Asriel_Dreemurr: stops the hug lean, and takes a slice of pizza
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph secretly wonders if Temmoi will go all Robo and start moaning and all that jazz.[/color]
Gaster: *W H A T ' S N E W P U S S Y C A T
Asriel_Dreemurr: pls
FullArmorJukon: -grabs some pizza also and scarfs it down-
Temmoi: looks like she won't.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT))
R-Hyper: -He realizes the hunger must come from being dead for a couple of days.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT))
FullArmorJukon: ((no actually
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: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph idly just...pets Temmie, browsing what appears to be Tumblr on his phone. You're welcome.[/color]
R-Hyper: -He glances at Jukon and takes another slice of pizza. He eats it quietly.-
R-Hyper: ((How old is this Hyper?
FullArmorJukon: -is making a mess-
FullArmorJukon: (25
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You look pretty hungry. Are you thirsty?"
R-Hyper: ((Ah.
Female Asriel: doesn't want to interrupt the two
Asriel_Dreemurr: is eating his slice normally and slowly
: MettatonSEX: Darling. Put it in like 20 more times, but throw in an "It's Not Unusual".
Female Asriel: or, three that is
R-Hyper: -Meanwhile, he tries not to make a mess. He looks at AD and nods. "Uh-huh. I'm pretty thirsty, yeah.."-
Female Asriel: ((Hmm what do with this newfangled fancy ass rp
Gaster: smiles. "You just read my mind, dear."
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes a bottle of beer from the table, handing it to them. He says "It's not the most quenching, but it tastes pretty good."
: MettatonSEX: Or I watched the same skit you did for three hours, with different versions.
anon: (pretty "thirsty" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
R-Hyper: -He takes the bottle of beer and attempts to open it. He groans. "Ehn.. how do I open it?"-
: MettatonSEX: (like us
Female Asriel: smiles at the three, then goes back to sleep on gote bf
Gaster: does what his husband suggested, while also peppering this barrage of pussycat with Darude Sandstorm, Never Gonna give you Up, and various other meme songs.
Female Asriel: ((I feel a new character should christen this new chatroom
: (( Yes, as do I ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets a bottle opener
Asriel_Dreemurr: opens the bottle
R-Hyper: -"Oh! Thanks.."-
Female Asriel: ((You choose, danganronpa or death parade
Asriel_Dreemurr: "no problem."
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( me? )[/color]
Female Asriel: ((Anyone
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( You should just flip a coin on it )[/color]
FullArmorJukon: -wishes she had her gote right now-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Why not both))
Female Asriel: ((idk who id do from death parade sooooo
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((*mexican music*))
: ((dangit grandpa
Female Asriel: ((Lemme find a warrior of hope to play as
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( I should expand[sub]lol[/sub] on Oblivion Asriel )[/color]
R-Hyper: -He takes a tiny sip of the beer. "Hhm.. it's interesting, I gotta say. I would rate it 7/10."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((EXPAND DONG))
Gaster: ((I'm not familiar with any of those so
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's an alright rating."
: ((just dont play sakura bc she fucked me up. she fucked me up real good and i cried for hours
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It also get you drunk."
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( I should do Protege )[/color]
Gaster: gets up and orders a cup of tea.
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( Guys FD is spamming me )[/color]
R-Hyper: "Drunk? I don't wanna get drunk.."
: ((lol
Gaster: ((who's fd
Gaster: ((fred dicks?
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( my friend )[/color]
: MettatonSEX: (fopdoodle
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well deunk is fun if you aren't too drunk."
Asriel_Dreemurr: cracks open a beer for himself
Female Asriel: ((Sakura?
Female Asriel: ((From danganronpa?
FullArmorJukon: you should go all the way though, grab some whiskey
: ((yes. dont play her
Female Asriel: ((Lolno she breaks the rules
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( she keeps asking me for candy )[/color]
: ((thank u
: Frisky [R-Hyper] is now Frisky stole Vivien's eggs and bacon dear lord [Hyper].
Female Asriel: ((I don't wanna get broken
: Frisky stole Vivien's eggs and bacon dear lord [Hyper] is now Frisky stole Vivien's eggs and bacon dear lord [R-Hyper].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You don't have to."
FullArmorJukon: ((whose the mods now?
: ((For the last fucking time, Frisky, I don't like bacon, you dried-up anus.
Female Asriel: ((me
R-Hyper: -"Mm.. I don't want to get that drunk, though."-
R-Hyper: ((I didn't mean to
Female Asriel: ((Oshit whos the pink one without a character
Female Asriel: ((MV?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Amerature gavel-swinger))
R-Hyper: ((My phone had that pop up as a suggestion
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((My god))
: ((it me
: Frisky stole Vivien's eggs and bacon dear lord [R-Hyper] is now Frisky [R-Hyper].
Gaster: ((hyper, your text is too dark
R-Hyper: ((okay thanks
: ((i was unable to PLAY it
Asriel_Dreemurr: finishes his bottle, putting it down.
R-Hyper: ((there
FullArmorJukon: ((first it was eye bleeds now its too dark
Female Asriel: ((I would bet
: ((but i saw a walkthrough
: ((and this was a year after what made rule two necessary
R-Hyper: -He eventually finishes it, and puts it down.-
R-Hyper: -"Hm.."-
Female Asriel: ((It could have been worse, in Danganronpa 2 it's all over the damn place
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R-Hyper: -"I guess that was interesting."-
: ((yeah
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You don't have to drink more, butnI think I am."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets another bottle, opening it
: ((i love the story and characters but it Fucked Me Up™
FullArmorJukon: -leans on hyper- plenty of more if you want to try something different\
Asriel_Dreemurr: has been leaning on Hyoer
Gaster: ((that's me with a lot of things I like tbh
Asriel_Dreemurr: Hyper*
: ((but in a bad way
R-Hyper: -"Well.. I could try a tiny bit of the other drinks."-
Gaster: ((aaah i see
R-Hyper: -"I don't wanna drink too much of them, though."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna try vodka? It's horrible."
FullArmorJukon: nonononon
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No?"
R-Hyper: -"Why would I wanna try a horrible drink?"-
FullArmorJukon: try this -holds up some tequila-
Gaster: sips his tea. His RP remembers she had tea brewing!
: ((like, zelda fucked me up, but dr caused anxiety attacks and a breakdown.
R-Hyper: -"What's that?"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We should get some old fashioned moon-shine in here."
FullArmorJukon: Tequila, its literally piss
FullArmorJukon: not really, but might as well be
: MettatonSEX: No it isn't.
R-Hyper: -"Uhm.. okay..'"-
: MettatonSEX: Put lime in it.
FullArmorJukon: -hands him a bottle-
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FullArmorJukon: if you want, I know how to make a few drinks you might like
Gaster: I prefer mixed drinks, in all honesty.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WHATS with this little circle thing next to the chat bix))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Box*
R-Hyper: -He takes the bottle, and opens it with the bottlecap opener. He then takes a sip. "Ech.."-
FullArmorJukon: how about a chocolate goldfish?
Female Asriel: ((Anyway, imma play someone from Ultra Despair Girls because they'd be so much fuuuuun
Gaster: ((that's the skaia thinky
Gaster: ((it's a homestuck thing
: ((ooo
FullArmorJukon: its coke, balieys, milk, and some vodka
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ECH))
R-Hyper: -He shrugs. "That sounds interesting. I might as well try it."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll try it too."
: MettatonSEX: This is a bar, after all.
Female Asriel: ((OH BOOOY
Gaster: ((ripple dipple
Female Asriel: ((Welp guess I won't be rping as the warriors of hope
: ((ripper roo
Female Asriel: ((;w;
FullArmorJukon: -goes to the bar and mixes up a few drinks, brings the two the drinks- here you are
Gaster: 's tea smells like a campfire.
Asriel_Dreemurr: takes one, and drinks it, slowly
: ((dude, if its from a series that has it, i wont be mad. as long as the character themself isn't a rulebreaker
Female Asriel: ((Alright
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((His c a m p f i r e s o n g song))
: ((i mean, i didnt get mad at jozlyn
: ((or the use of lisa elements
R-Hyper: -He takes the drink and sips on it. "Hm.. it's weird, but kinda good."-
Female Asriel: ((I just won't have them say it IC
: ((yeah
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "This night feel similar to Saint Pattys day."
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FullArmorJukon: got plenty of more if you want to try some
: ((thats fine as long as rule two isnt broken by the character in speech, action, etc
: ((ic speech, that is
R-Hyper: -"I don't want to get drunk, though." He hands the drink to AD. "Do you want it?"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't break rule two or I will break your neck))
Gaster: ((ahem
Gaster: ((guess what time it is guys
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, I'm getting tipsy as it is."
Female Asriel: ((Ooooh Monaca sounds fun
Gaster: ((that's right
FullArmorJukon: Did I ever tell you this is how AA and I went on our first date?
: ((i'll make like a song lyric: bang your head, break your neck
Female Asriel: ((adventure time?
: (( http://postimg.org/image/g3z8snr4h/
Gaster: ((https://45.media.tumblr.com/225d5c86623fc9d6002044bd026b09cb/tumblr_o43xkaU8Iw1sewdlno1_250.gif
FullArmorJukon: I sat that and made numerous amount of drinks with coke in it
Female Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX6LXDpWs
FullArmorJukon: we got so wasted
R-Hyper: -"Ah, okie!" He hands the drink to Jukon. "Oo, interesting."-
Female Asriel: ((Aww i got kitties
FullArmorJukon: -drinks the rest of the booze-
: ((glamor is the first clipboard
Asriel_Dreemurr: finishes his last drink, putting it down. He isn't drunk but he isn't sober
FullArmorJukon: I'm honestly surpised we didn't end up in bed that night
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( 2016 nissan lineup )[/color]
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FullArmorJukon: by the way, I can make a counter drink if you need it
FullArmorJukon: AD might
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I might what?"
FullArmorJukon: need a prairie oyster
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Naaaaah"
R-Hyper: -"I feel like some soda, honestly."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I feel fantastic."
R-Hyper: -"It just sounds good."-
FullArmorJukon: -grabs a coke- here
Gaster: hums along to whatever meme song just came on the jukebox.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mm, everyone knows Pepsi is better."
R-Hyper: -He takes the coke, and nods. "Thanks!" He chugs it down, and hands the glass back to Jukon.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles on Hyper
FullArmorJukon: here try this -hands him a Coney Island Root Beer
R-Hyper: -He feels very soft.-
R-Hyper: -He then takes the CIRB. "What's that?"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: snuggles further, sliding down slowly
FullArmorJukon: try it
FullArmorJukon: its a root beer'
Female Asriel: ((Mmmmmm all these characters sound like fun to rp
R-Hyper: -"Oh! That's neat." He then chugs it down like he would with any other soda.-
Female Asriel: ((You guys want someone who's pure evil or one who's semi-justified but not really
Asriel_Dreemurr: eventually has his head in Hypers lap
R-Hyper: -"What was in that? It tasted interesting."-
R-Hyper: -He pats AD's head gently.-
FullArmorJukon: it a hard root beer
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( [s]AD: "I know something else that'll taste interesting[/s] )[/color]
FullArmorJukon: has some, but not much, alocohol in it
R-Hyper: -"Oh! Huh."-
anon: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
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FullArmorJukon: -is drinking profusely-
Female Asriel: ((Help i can't pick ;_; there's five warriors of hope and they all look fun
: ((idk man
R-Hyper: ((AD: [s]i wonder if your tummy isn't the only soft thing you have[/s]
Female Asriel: ((Frisky
Female Asriel: ((Pick a color
R-Hyper: ((why
Female Asriel: ((Green, pink, blue, brown, or red
Gaster: finishes his tea.
R-Hyper: ((violet
R-Hyper: -actually blue-
R-Hyper: ((actually blue fuck
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FullArmorJukon: -is leaning on Hyper-
: ((red like the blood of my enemies /s
Female Asriel: ((Fuck you im playing Monaca
R-Hyper: ((what
R-Hyper: ((blue is my fav color
: Female Asriel [Female Asriel] is now Monaca [Monaca].
: ((shes the green one right
Monaca: ((I'm already green
Monaca: ((Ye
: ((ah
Monaca: ((She's the most fun
Monaca: ((But I gotta figure out how im gonna do this...
: ((all i know is that she looks like a 12 year old in a wheelchair
FullArmorJukon: do you mind Hype? you make a good pillow?
Monaca: ((She is a 12 year old in a wheelchair
: ((oh
R-Hyper: -He shrugs. "Well, I-I.. sure."-
: ((well i know that much
R-Hyper: ((⅛/10))
Gaster: ((well that explains why she looks like one then
Monaca: ((http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/9/95/Chara_%281%29.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20140719154608
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Gaster: drapes himself across Mettaton's lap.
: Mettaton hums softly.
: MettatonSEX: Oh, hello.
Gaster: Hi there.
FullArmorJukon: Wish my gote was here
FullArmorJukon: you'll have to do for now
Monaca: ((someone needs to check up on charat and shit every now and then
Monaca: ((to reroute people here
R-Hyper: -"Alrighty! I'm fine with that."-
FullArmorJukon: HOLY SHIT
FullArmorJukon: you don't know do you
Temmoi: ((or just change the sidebar to say we've moved
: Mettaton pats the skeleton on his soft lap. How is a robot soft? Who knows.
R-Hyper: -"Hm?"-
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( bio can you like actually set your username )[/color]
Temmoi: ((I wouldn't be able to do /me
R-Hyper: -"What do you mean?"-
FullArmorJukon: -holds out her hand with the ring on it-
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * ( or you know you can just not use /me )[/color]
R-Hyper: -"Oh! Congratulations!"-
FullArmorJukon: do you remember AA/Erron?
R-Hyper: -"Mm.. sort of."-
Temmoi: ((I prefer /me ('-_-)
Gaster: ((alright, changing the charat sidebar
Temmoi: looks to Joseph and purrs softly.
Gaster: ((so long and thanks for all the fish
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FullArmorJukon: it was kind of spontaoeus
: His free hand fiddles with his ring.
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][font=8bitoperator][color=#fff]* p-pET mE... p-plEEZ?????[/color][/font][color=#fff][/color][/bgcolor]
R-Hyper: -"I'm glad you two are married, then!"-
: ((i understood that reference
FullArmorJukon: thanks
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph pets Temmie, still on his phone, scrolling through Tumblr.[/color]
R-Hyper: -"From what I remember, you two were cuddling.. I think."-
Temmoi: audibly purrs.
FullArmorJukon: Yea I decided to marry him after making the decision to go kill.....-stops-
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * "i have to go"[/color]
FullArmorJukon: I have to go to the bathroom
: [color=#ff0adf]Joseph Ardiccioni: * Joseph suddenly leaves.[/color]
R-Hyper: -"Uhm.. alright!"-
Gaster: watches Mettaton, interested.
Monaca: ((How should I introduce the green bitch
FullArmorJukon: -gets up and goes to the bathroom-
: The Cartoonstitute [Joseph Ardiccioni] [] is now The Cartoonstitute [Alpine] [].
Gaster: ((have her roll in blasting a rap song
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: [color=#a4a4a4]Alpine: * ( IN CELEBRATION OF THE NEW PARP )[/color]
R-Hyper: -He begins to pet AD idly, waiting for Jukon to come out of the bathroom.-
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FullArmorJukon: HEY AD
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"
FullArmorJukon: Come here for a minute
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...okay?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll be right back, Hyper."
R-Hyper: -He lets AD get up.-
R-Hyper: -"Alright!"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: goes to Jukon
: Mettaton idly leans his head to one side, sighing as he thinks of how lucky he is. Strands of thin, flexible black metal brush against Microton. I have no idea what kind of metal it is but it's probably painted.
Monaca: ((My jam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vATlONpoS1I&
FullArmorJukon: -grabs AD and moves him around the corner out of sight-
R-Hyper: -He leans against the couch and waits quietly.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
FullArmorJukon: Chara! what are going to tell him about Chara
Monaca: ((One of the only good things about that awful awful game was the soundtrack
Monaca: ((And monaca
R-Hyper: -He seems to be fairly comfortable with the whole living-thing.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nothing."
Gaster: looks up at Mettaton and smiles. "You're wonderful, you know that?"
FullArmorJukon: what if he remembers though
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Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs.
FullArmorJukon: he doesn't know what happened to her, but what if he rememers what Chara did to him
Temmoi: ((also, it's Temm[u]oi[/u], not Temmie.))
: [color=#909090]Alpine: * ( too late )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll comfort him."
Temmoi: purrs audibly and suggles up to Joseph.
Temmoi: [bgcolor=#000][font=8bitoperator][color=#fff]* aHhhhhh....[/color][/font][color=#fff][/color][/bgcolor]
FullArmorJukon: alright but he starts asking what happened to Chara
Temmoi: ((that was a sigh, not a moan.))
: [color=#909090]Alpine: * A white-haired girl walks into the bar. She's about 5'5-5'7. She's also humming that old song by OutKast. Hey Ya![/color]
Monaca: *The anydoor creaks open slowly
Monaca: ((Got my game plan
: [color=#909090]Alpine: * (2 NEW CHARACTERS AT THE SAME TIME)[/color]
: [color=#909090]Alpine: * (WOOOOOT)[/color]
Gaster: looks up to the Anydoor
R-Hyper: -He glances around quietly.-
: [color=#909090]Alpine: * I should also mention that Alpine walked in through the Anydoor.[/color]
R-Hyper: ((wowzers
: [color=#909090]Alpine: * And that Alpine is 16.[/color]
FullArmorJukon: its okay to tell him that I did it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
Monaca: rolls though the anydoor cautiously, looking around at everyone, she seems sort of timid
Asriel_Dreemurr: "May I return?"
FullArmorJukon: now go back to your ball of fluff
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine looks back at Monaca, a bit hesitant to wave or even say hi. She just ends up standing there, staring at her.[/color]
FullArmorJukon: I need to change anyways
Monaca: Um... Hello
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: MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Monaca: is like the picture earlier
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns to hyper, siting next to them, hugging them from their side.
R-Hyper: -He waves at AD, smiling. "Howdy, again!"-
: MettatonSEX: Hello there.
: Yazan [FullArmorJukon] is now Yazan [Jukon or Junko].
Gaster: greets the two new people. "Hello, you two."
Jukon or Junko: -changes to her cargo pants and tank top-
Monaca: Hello there
: ((monaca goes up to jukon and says "youre not enoshima"
Jukon or Junko: -comes back out- Sup
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine finally gathers the courage to say hello. "Hi..." she says to Monaca, albeit very quietly.[/color]
Monaca: ((She will be surprised at that name
R-Hyper: -He waves at Jukon, too. "Howdy!"-
: Temmoi [Temmoi] is now Original Character (UT) [F!B10].
: Mettaton waves to the new duo.
R-Hyper: ((10/10
: Original Character (UT) [F!B10] is now F!B10 [F!B10].
Monaca: looks around, she seems to be taking all of this in fairly well. She still looks quite timid
Gaster: Would you like something to eat or drink?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I got the name "Alpine" from Nestle's Alpine White commerical. I only know it because of Faith No More. )[/color]
: ((omg
R-Hyper: ((That sounds like Alphine
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Yeah[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * She did not say that.[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Yeah, I've already typed Alphyne a few times on accident )[/color]
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Monaca: ((I was torn between monaca and Kotoko
Monaca: ((Maybe I'll do both idk
Jukon or Junko: -sits next to Hyper=
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: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( DREAMY WHITE, ALPINE WHITE, NESTLE MAKES THE VERY BEST, N-E-S-T-L-E-S )[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( SWEET DREAMS YOU CAN'T RESIST )[/color]
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: MettatonSEX: It's a pleasure to meet you both. I'm Mettaton, this man laying on my lap is Gaster, and my friend on my shoulder is Microton.
R-Hyper: -He feels [i]very[/i] comfy right now.-
Monaca: Hello Mettaton, my name is Monaca
Lua: ((How is the site suiting everyone so far?))
Monaca: ((Good
: ((its cool
Gaster: ((it's niiiiiice
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "Hi...Mettaton...Gaster....Microton...."[/color]
R-Hyper: ((wonderfully
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( It is amazing. )[/color]
Lua: ((So we're sticking here then.))
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "I'm...Alpine."[/color]
Gaster: ((probably
Gaster: ((I already changed the sidebar on the charat so
Lua: ((Gotcha))
: MettatonSEX: Well, Alpine and Monaca, I do hope you enjoy your time here.
Monaca: I see you're not quite... human?
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Microton snickers and waves at Alpine and Monaca.[/color]
: MettatonSEX: Not at all.
Monaca: sounds very calm
: MettatonSEX: I'm assuming you are.
Jukon or Junko: hey newcomers
Monaca: nods, "Yep!"
Jukon or Junko: -leaning on Hyper-
Gaster: Well, you're a lot calmer then a lot of humans I've met.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine is a human. She appears to be one, at least.[/color]
R-Hyper: -He decides not to introduce himself to the new people, mostly because he is too shy to do it himself.-
R-Hyper: -He also accepts the lean, gladly.-
Monaca: I try to stay calm, I don't like upsetting people...
: MettatonSEX: Well, here, everyone is welcome. Unless you manage to piss off everyone in the bar or get banned by Grillby.
Monaca: will probably manage the first one
Gaster: Or piss off Grillby and get banned by everyone.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Holy shit, thank you Wikipedia's random article feature https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_%28video_game%29 )[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I'm gonna look more into One )[/color]
Monaca: Um... who is Grillby, if you don't mind me asking?
Monaca: can't be older than 12
: MettatonSEX: He's the bartender.
Gaster: You can't miss him, he's really hot.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "Is...Grillby..." She points to Grillby. "him..?"[/color]
: MettatonSEX: Yep!
Lua: wakes up, considering he's already walked into the bar twice but he hasn't left the bar yet. Don't question how that's possible.
Monaca: looks over at the bar, she smiles and waves at Grillby
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine hesitantly waves to Grillby, a soft smile on her face.[/color]
R-Hyper: -"So, ehm.. Jukon, how are you doing?"-
Jukon or Junko: -may have had too much to drink-
Monaca: parks her wheelchair next to the couch, still quietly observing things
: Mettaton is likely the perkiest 78-year-old celebrity. He fucking says 'yep' with a smile.
Jukon or Junko: i'm okay, really glad youre back
Gaster: *Grillby waves back.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine just stands in front of the Anydoor, looking around, fascinated. It shows a bit.[/color]
R-Hyper: -"Goodie good, then!"-
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Have I fucked this up )[/color]
Monaca: ((Whos alpine
Monaca: ((OC?
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( yeppers )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: everything good with you? no burning or pain or anything
Monaca: ((You can't fuck up an OC fam
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I just wrote down "white girl that is slightly shy" on a notepad )[/color]
: MettatonSEX: So, Alpine, I see you're quite interested in this place.
Monaca: ((tfw everyone uses Jukon instead of Junko and Monaca can't have fun
: ((yes you can. i fucked up ocs before
R-Hyper: -"I'm completely fine, I believe. I feel warm and fuzzy inside right now."-
: ((you havent
Monaca: ((You just gotta write it off as a character trait
: ((you gotta do something REALLY fucked up to fuck up an oc
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine looks at Mettaton, seemingly caught off guard. "Yeah...this place is pretty cool..."[/color]
Jukon or Junko: -hugs him- you are wamn and fuzzy
R-Hyper: ((Blazefire is an example of a fucked over OC
Gaster: ((once i forgot my OC's vagina would collapse if she did the do
: MettatonSEX: I'm glad you think so.
Jukon or Junko: -starts hiccuping-\
: ((omg
Lua: So, are these new people?
R-Hyper: ((no
Gaster: ((i wasn't too fond of the RP anyway but that was my cue to leave
Gaster: Yes.
R-Hyper: -He blushes. "Heh.. thanks."-
Monaca: is sitting back, casually looking around
R-Hyper: -"Also, do you need water? You have the hiccups."-
Jukon or Junko: nah...I'm just getting drunk
Jukon or Junko: 25 beers in so far
Monaca: ((So yeah Im doing Kotoko also because she would be hella dope
R-Hyper: -"Oh! Okay. That's a lot. Are you okay?"-
R-Hyper: -He seems to be worried.-
Jukon or Junko: BAHAHAHA
Lua: is still sitting at the table he went to earlier and looks over to the one sitting in a wheel chair, "So, who are you?"
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "Yeah..."[/color]
R-Hyper: -"Uhm.."-
Monaca: ((Kotoko is the pink bitch
Jukon or Junko: I used to go like 40 beers before feelin a buzz
R-Hyper: ((Kotoko is Miss America
Jukon or Junko: I've becomea lightwieght
R-Hyper: ((Monaca is Miss Fuckup of America
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine walks over to the couch, putting down her backpack.[/color]
: ((my fuck-up involved people misinterpreting my characters words as my own. the character was an immature villain who used backstory as an excuse, and people misinterpreted that. everyone refused to believe it even though i explicitly stated in the tags that i did not have the same thoughts, and that i hated how they acted, but i played them that way to make them hated.
Monaca: ((Oh god that sounds awful
: ((and thats why i dont rp on tumblr anymore
R-Hyper: -"Mm, okay."-
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( omg )[/color]
: MettatonSEX: So, what brings either of you here?
Gaster: ((i don't rp on tumblr because it got too time consuming
Monaca: ((I'm not my OCs I promise please don't let me be shoe irl
: ((yeah
Jukon or Junko: mind if I nap on you?
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "I...."[/color]
Gaster: ((that and the fact that weirder and weirder people were trying to rp smut with me
Monaca: ((Wait you can RP on tumblr?
: ((post by post sucks
R-Hyper: ((I'm a sadistic bastard but I am kind to other people
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "Technology......"[/color]
: MettatonSEX: Oh?
Gaster: ((i tried again with a gaster blog and abanded it after a week
R-Hyper: -He rolls his eyes, before shrugging. "Sure! You can nap on me, I suppose."-
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "Exploring and trying to find new...technology...."[/color]
: ((my first rp blog was the vocaloid meiko
: MettatonSEX: Oh, interesting.
R-Hyper: ((this is so much better than post-by-post
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "And because I just like travelling...and finding new places to hang out at..."[/color]
Gaster: ((by far
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( PBP seems like it sucks )[/color]
Gaster: ((it's better if you want to go more into depth because you can take more time to write out a post
R-Hyper: ((Yeah.
: He nods. "I see." He turns to face Monaca. "Do you have any reason why you cane here?"
R-Hyper: ((This is generally faster and is real-time, so it feels more natural
Jukon or Junko: -immediately falls asleep on Hyper-
anon: (Im p tired so im gonna head to sleep. Gn eveyone!)
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R-Hyper: ((aight!
: ((gn darling
: ((ilu
R-Hyper: ((Sweet memes.
Monaca: looks over at Metta, "I found a door that I had never seen before in my school, it looked strange and well... here I am"
anon: (Gn vivi ily!!)
Lua: ((Dank Dreams.
Monaca: ((nite anon
: MettatonSEX: Ah.
Gaster: ((sweet dreams are made of peas
anon: (Wait how do i leave)
: ((who am i to fuck a bee
Gaster: ((abscond
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Press Abscond )[/color]
: ((abscond
anon: (Im stuck here forever)
Monaca: ((Click the x button in the top right corner
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Lua: (("How do I leave?" That's the question I keep asking.))
R-Hyper: -He looks down at Jukon, a little surprised. "Huh." He then sighs, and relaxes on the couch. He might as well take this time to think.-
: ((b!
R-Hyper: ((BbbBbBBBBbbBBBBBB
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( B, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND )[/color]
Jack: ((gg))
Monaca: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
: MettatonSEX: Would you mind gelling me a bit about this school, or is that private?
Jack: ((if you ever manage to load t again, would you delete the Charat logs?))
R-Hyper: ((B is practically a living meme
Monaca: Oh, not at all!
: MettatonSEX: Then I'm all ears.
Jack: ((Don't give me that honor, R-Hyper))
: Mettaton does not have ears.
Monaca: I go to Hope's Peak Elementary, I'm sure you've hear of it
: ((youre a meme
: MettatonSEX: Not at all.
Monaca: ((Fuck i gotta go pull up her wiki page
R-Hyper: ((That's Frisky, mind you
Gaster: ((I don't know if logs can be deleted
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Jack: ((DJ Khaled is the one true living meme
Gaster: ((but i'll see anyway
Jukon or Junko: -is lying on his stomach, snoring-
R-Hyper: ((I'm Frisky Motherfucking Whiskington
Laharl: ((Oh dear god it alerts me whenever someones chatting in a chatroom))
Laharl: ((So I get to know EXACTLY when someones fucking in the boden room))
Laharl: ((Joy))
Monaca: You don't know about it? It's the most prestigious school in Japan
Gaster: ((laharl knows we're sinning
Monaca: *elementary school
Jack: test
Monaca: ((Ok folks
Gaster: I can't say I'm too familiar with modern day Japan...
: MettatonSEX: I've only been to Japan once, on a tour, three years ago.
Monaca: ((Some day
Jack: ((That's not how that's supposed to work at all))
Monaca: ((We are doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwA0PJF9aNQ
Laharl: /me uses your actual username
Laharl: ((Instead just do happy paragraph shit))
R-Hyper: -He supposes his tummy could be used as a pillow. Oh well, he's fine with Jukon sleeping on it.-
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Jukon or Junko: ((btw going to Japan on webnesday
Jack: ((Happy paragraph?))
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R-Hyper: ((wow nice
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: [color=#818181]Alpine: * (wow yazan)[/color]
Monaca: Oh, alright. It's a school where only the best of the best can attend. I-I don't want to brag...
Asriel_Dreemurr: snaps back to reality.
R-Hyper: -He looks down at AD. "I feel like I'm a living pillow right now."-
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Jukon or Junko: ((thinking about makigng a blog, upload some photos, woud anyone be interested?
Monaca: I'm in the elementary school
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...looks like it."
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine looks at Monaca, listening in on the conversation. She looks impressed.[/color]
R-Hyper: ((I would be interested
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I would be interested also )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll get off if you want me to."
Alyss: "And so," Laharl said to B, "perhaps you just need to act like theres a /me command already up?"
Jukon or Junko: -is asleep on Hyper' belly-
R-Hyper: -"No! It's fine!"-
Monaca: I'm known as the Little Ultimate Homeroom, but... that's just a titke
Monaca: *title
Jack: ((Goat: *gets off*))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, alright."
R-Hyper: -"I mean.. Jukon is already sleeping on me, soo.."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm probably gonna fall asleep, is that okay?"
Jack: ((Aka slarvath's wet dream))
Monaca: ((Huh
Lua: can't seem to get a grasp on reality. He attempts to snap back to reality.
R-Hyper: -"That's fine!"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods then falls asleep
R-Hyper: -"I'll see you tomorr-- .." Hoo boy.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K GN I came here to just do that.))
Monaca: ((That's my reality fuccboi
Jukon or Junko: (night
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Jack: [font=palatino]-walks in, evidently peeved-[/font]
Monaca: ((Nite
R-Hyper: ((gn bread
Gaster: ... It's an interesting title - oh, hello, Jack
Monaca: smiles and waves at the newcomer
Jack: [font=palatino]-tosses down his backpack-[/font]
: MettatonSEX: Okay.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine glanced at Jack, hesitant to introduce herself.[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((Hyper is now designated pillow
: MettatonSEX: Hello.
R-Hyper: -He is now a goat with two people sleeping on him.-
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I almost wrote "Alpine jacked at Glance" )[/color]
Lua: Oh hey, new person.
Alyss: The anydoor opens, hoo-boy, theres another one. This time, it's a girl, in a red and white checkboard dress, which almost looks like it's made of cards. Theres a large WR in perfect calligraphy splayed across it. "Ah, is this the place Hatter and Heather were directing me to?"
R-Hyper: ((he is a fucking pillooooow now
R-Hyper: ((
Jack: [font=palatino]-isn't sure he ever gave his name-[/font]
: MettatonSEX: Hello.
R-Hyper: ((oh no
Jack: [font=palatino]. . .[/font]
Gaster: ... Another person.
Monaca: smiles and waves at the newcomer
Jack: [font=palatino]-shrugs-[/font]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine hesitantly waves at Jack.[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * (Now I just need to draw Alpine)[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]-looks around-[/font]
Lua: OK, did somebody leave the code for here somehwere?
: MettatonSEX: Another new duo.
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Alyss: She has a strange...aura around her. It's not fearful, its not joyful, it's just like a living breathing demonstration of "Don't fuck with me" around her.
R-Hyper: ((what's with all these new characters
Jack: [font=palatino]-actually walked in though the normal door-[/font]
Alyss: "Why yes, I suppose i'm a person. Aren't we all?"
Jack: ((B is rip)
: ((its rip to kill bs
Jack: ((Well, not RIP, but just a tired character))
R-Hyper: ((it's hip to pull stingers out of bees
Alyss: Wait.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Rothbart is gonna kick my ass )[/color]
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss] set B [Jack] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.
Jack: ((bum's rusher))
Alyss: The girl looked about, before placing themselves at the couch daintily, sipping a cup o-where the fuck did they get a cup of tea?
R-Hyper: ((B can now rush somebody's bum
Jack: ((wot))
R-Hyper: ((19/19
Alyss: ((Basically tier 2 mod))
: MettatonSEX: So, I'm Mettaton. Who might you two be?
Lua: meant that towards Jack, considering he saw him first, but I guess Alyss fits under that category.
Jack: [font=palatino]-sits down with a notepad-[/font]
Alyss: "Princess Alyss Heart. Leader of the Wonderland Resistance. Charming to meet you."
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Agent Mulder is presumably the champ of dick drawings now after ten years )[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]Jack Terrance.[/font]
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Gaster: Ah, so that's who you two are.
: MettatonSEX: Ah, it's a pleasure to meet you both.
R-Hyper: ((I remember him
Jack: ((And feel free to make slightly dated pop culture references))
Monaca: ((Oooooh mobile is niiice
Jack: ((And yes the last name was intentional))
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I need to make a last name )[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( For Alpine. I'll do that while I sketch her )[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]-waits for some smartass-[/font]
Alyss: ((Also good news))
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( hm? )[/color]
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Alyss: ((My parents have finally given up on me and are literally buying a new home and leaving this one to me. They are leaving a teenager in charge of an entire house))
R-Hyper: ((holy shit
R-Hyper: ((wow
Alyss: ((No Rent, no bills to pay cause those are handled by the rest of my family.))
: MettatonSEX: I apologize, but I would like to finish listening to a story before I focus on anything else.
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: ((holy shit
Gaster: ((wowie
: MettatonSEX: Monaca, please continue.
Alyss: ((And its sad I find this an improvement))
Monaca: ((Holy shit
Jack: ((Damn))
Alyss: Alyss nods, and just sips her tea.
Lua: ((Well then.))
Jack: [font=palatino]-is writing in a notebook-[/font]
Gaster: ((hnnn i forget if i'm supposed to turn in a draft for this survey or not tomorrow
Monaca: That's really all there is to it! This certainly is different from school...
: MettatonSEX: I would imagine.
Alyss: ((I am like 90% sure this is illegal to do))
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( It is probably illegal )[/color]
Gaster: ((If you're a minor it might be
Jack: ((Make it 99%))
Monaca: ((But wait there's more
Gaster: ((If you're not a minor I guess you could count as a tenant?
Jack: ((Wait, are you emancipated?))
Monaca: Speaking of, I need to get back to class
Alyss: ((On the bright side. I've figured out how to fix this. Seeing as how this house now doesn't have my shit tier parents, my big sister is going to come back and live here. And she ISN'T a minor))
Monaca: I hope I'll see you guys soon!
: MettatonSEX: Oh, alright.
: MettatonSEX: I hope you return.
Gaster: ((OH FUCK
: MettatonSEX: Farewell.
Alyss: ((TL;DR, life is good.))
Lua: looks over to Jack, and tries to see what he's doing.
: ((fuck
Jack: [font=palatino]-doesn't have the bag of dust anymore, by the way-[/font]
: ((also laharl youre lucky
Monaca: Goodbye Mr Mettaton, and Mr Gaster
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * "Goodbye....."[/color]
: MettatonSEX: Goodbye Monaca,
Lua: (( S P E E D - R U N - T H E - Q U I Z ))
Alyss: (( http://imgur.com/STZ2iPV Have a celebratory Easter Bunny ))
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( LAST MINUTE QUIZ NO MERCY RUN )[/color]
Monaca: waves goodbye then rolls out the anydoor
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Jukon or Junko: ((anyone see smooth mcgroove do death by glamour?
: ((YEAH
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( LAST MINUTE QUIZ SPEEDRUN ANY% )[/color]
Alyss: Alyss sips her tea, looking around the room and humming.
Jack: [font=palatino]-seems to just be taking notes-[/font]
: Mettaton looks to
: MettatonSEX: *to Jack
: MettatonSEX: What are you writing over there, if you don't mind me asking?
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine unzipped her backpack and took out a white tablet and white earbuds. Hopefully she's not listening to P!ATD.[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]I take notes.[/font]
R-Hyper: -He eventually decides to go to sleep. He has nothing better to do.-
: MettatonSEX: On what?
R-Hyper: ((so i'm pretty fuckin tired so gn everybody
Alyss: Alyss idly finishes her teacup, and chucks it out the Grillby's window. A new one reappears in her hand full of more tea immediately.
: ((gn sweet memes
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( it's only 8:44 and it feels like it's 11 )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((night
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Jack: [font=palatino]Helps my writing career.[/font]
Gaster: ((it's 11:44 here
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( QUIZ SPEEDRUN ANY% COMPLETED )[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]Happenings.[/font]
Jukon or Junko: ((Imma go explore a bit
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( CHIME JUST GOT HERSELF A WORLD RECORD )[/color]
Jack: [font=palatino]I write down events.[/font]
: MettatonSEX: Ah.
Jack: ((Now, who's the last writer named Jack you've heard of?))
: ((6/9
Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/ahwdnw
Gaster: ((proof
Jack: ((Fictional writer))
Gaster: ((jack london
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Lua: ((Jack London?))
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: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( CHIME JUST MADE A WORLD RECORD )[/color]
Gaster: ((he counts he was in this one book i had to read in middleschool
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( 3 MINUTES ANY% )[/color]
Jack: ((No, fictional))
Jack: ((Jack London was a real person m8))
Lua: ((I mean, he technically only went to Alaska once, yet wrote about his many adventures there.))
Jack: ((Ech))
Jack: ((Think horror))
Jack: [font=palatino]-is still writing notes-[/font]
Alyss: ((Horror))
Gaster: ((oh boy a horror protagonist named jack
Alyss: ((Like the green radiation dog horror?))
Jack: ((And feel free to call him out on it IC when you figure it out))
: Mettaton attempts to look at Jack's writing. He's curious.
Jack: [font=palatino]-Barely legible shorthand-[/font]
Alyss: (( http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/nuclear-throne/images/4/41/Horror.png/revision/latest?cb=20140705223406 This cute fucker is Horror ))
Alyss: (( http://www.amazon.com/Londons-Science-Fiction-Stories-Annotated-ebook/dp/B003XF22OG This is Jack London. ))
Gaster: ((it is cute omg
Jack: [font=palatino]Has anything interesting happened around here? Ever?[/font]
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: MettatonSEX: Oh, yes.
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Lua: (( Would the word 'red' come to mind?))
Jack: [font=palatino]Tell me.[/font]
: MettatonSEX: Most notably, we had to fight off a timeline-devouring being.
Jack: ((Not exactly))
Jack: [font=palatino]-raises his eyebrows-[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]Is that so?[/font]
: MettatonSEX: It is so.
Jack: [font=palatino]-is pretty convinced the robot is insane-[/font]
Alyss: Sip. Sip. Sippin tea.
: MettatonSEX: I remember most of it, despite it being ten years ago.
Alyss: (( http://prntscr.com/ahwf1n Did someone say Red? ))
Jack: [font=palatino]-jots that down too-[/font]
Lua: ((damn you laharl))
Jack: [font=palatino]Go on.[/font]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * Alpine looked at Jack, curious. {He's writing...a lot of things down...}[/color]
Gaster: nods. "I can confirm it, I was there."
Lua: Oh, are you talking about the whole Gigyas thing?
Gaster: ((you have a folder entitled "chime trolling"
Gaster: Yeah, that was his name!
Alyss: (("Chime Trolling Simulator"))
Alyss: ((Thats where I put OFF.))
Jack: [font=palatino]-is now pretty sure Gaster is batshit too, no big surprise though-[/font]
Gaster: ((aaaaahhh
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( What about the LeapFrog thing? )[/color]
Alyss: ((Thats...uhh))
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Alyss: ((No comment))
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I got a giggle out of that. Thank you. )[/color]
Lua: thinks for a moment of what actually happened, and then he realized he received most of the information second hand, considering he wasn't at the bar at that moment in time.
Jack: ((It's a shame you'll never really finish that game, Laharl))
Alyss: ((FUCK YOU))
Alyss: ((WITH A RAKE))
Jack: ((Unless I'm sorely mistaken, asexual people can't beat OFF))
Alyss: ((Oh I thought you were talking about leapfrog games))
Alyss: ((I thought you were calling me a dumbass whoops))
Gaster: ((oh, laharl beat off alright
Alyss: ((Also yes we can beat off. I just don't desire sex or romance.))
Gaster: ((i laughed while he did it
Alyss: ((Fuck you Chime you gave me OFF PTSD))
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Laharl posted pictures of him beating OFF )[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( He documented everything )[/color]
Gaster: ((like, miaou https://40.media.tumblr.com/fce1def167ffd4094612743a05448a57/tumblr_o229b08tvY1tth0xso1_r1_540.png
Jack: ((So you could say that Chime))
: MettatonSEX: I don't know how it happened, but I know that it ripped open a warp in one corner of the bar. When Gaster, Azazel, Frisk, Editor, and I entered, it was extremely dark, with a red... swirling being. That red thing was Giygas. It kept yelling out for help, for a NES, and screeching. It also said "Maria" quite a bit. Frisk attempted to go up to it, I tried to blast it with a cannon and I threw a NES at it, Gaster tried blasting it, I forget what Azazel did, and Editor... he somehow defeated Giygas, but lost his life after falling through the floor into the CORE that lies beneath us. He would normally have just been scattered, but he was weak, so....... he died.
Jack: ((OFFended you?))
: ((omg chime
: ((knock it OFF
Alyss: >Mtt remember Editor
Jack: [font=palatino]Mm hmm.[/font]
Jack: [font=palatino]That's all?[/font]
Alyss: >MTT Remembers Editooooor
: MettatonSEX: That's what I remember.
Lua: ((So Mettaton doesn't really remember what happened, considering he mixed both encounters.))
Alyss: ((Also B if you haven't noticed))
Alyss: ((MSPARP doesn't eat your fucking messages))
Gaster: -Editor don't exist no more-
Jack: ((It ate one))
: well fuck
Gaster: -Nobody remember editor-
: MettatonSEX: -ok retcon the editor bit-
Alyss: -Editor's still alive, he just left and wiped everyones memories cause of all the bullshit that happens here with him involved.-
: MettatonSEX: -i fucked up-
Lua: ((You mostly described the first encounter, Azazel only was there the 2nd encounter, and we saved everything via praying.))
: ((oh
Jack: [font=palatino]Mmm... Ok.[/font]
Gaster: *To be fair, this happened ten freaking years ago.
: ((UGH FUCK IT im too tired to remember shit it was ten years ago
Alyss: Alyss has just been listening from the couch. And claps a little. "Good show, good show." Oh god shes fucking english.
Jack: [font=palatino]-takes a few pages, crumples them, and trashes them-[/font]
Gaster: ... Thank you.
: MettatonSEX: ...
Alyss: ((Mfw nobody has called me out for having characters named Alyss Heart, Madlin Hatter, and White Rabbit from a timeline called Wonderland))
Lua: ((-Isn't gonna correct that in character.))
Lua: ((I didn't see Madlin hatter and white rabbit.))
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( My friend, he just messaged me on Skype when I was just about to start drawing Alpine )[/color]
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: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( What a fucking distraction omg )[/color]
Alyss: Hatter Madlin sorry.))
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: ((mettaton isnt calling this out
: ((he knows that wonderland is alice in wonderland-based
Gaster: ((the judge walks in
: MettatonSEX: ...
Jack: [font=palatino]-yawns-[/font]
: MettatonSEX: So, Alyss, painted any flowers red recently? .....Please tell me you get the joke and I'm not making an ass of myself
Lua: realized he hasn't seen Azazel since he returned here.
Alyss: She gets it, and smirks a little. "Good one. Good one."
: MettatonSEX: Oh thank god.
Gaster: sneezes for some reason, even though he doesn't have a nose.
: MettatonSEX: ...
: MettatonSEX: Gesundheit.
Alyss: "Want to have a tea party with Hatter and go chop off Queen Redd's head while you're at it?"
: MettatonSEX: Hah hah, absolutely.
Gaster: ... I'd rather not have dust on my hands, sorry.
Alyss: She just smiles a little, and sips her tea.
: MettatonSEX: I'm not going to actually chop off a head [sub]tonight[/sub]
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: ((hi
Gaster: looks at Mettaton, crossing his arms.
: Monaca [Monaca] is now Female Asriel [Female Asriel].
Female Asriel: ((Join
: MettatonSEX: I don't do that unless I have to.
Female Asriel: ((Hoi
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Gaster: sighs. "Alright, fine."
Female Asriel: wakes up
Female Asriel: is getting a phone call, she answers
Female Asriel: Hello?
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Alyss: She shrugs. "I wouldn't stop you honestly." And sips her tea, which has just refilled itself.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Bookmarks be like http://puu.sh/nOaFb/22911319b2.png )[/color]
: MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
Female Asriel: Oh, alright. I'll get right over sir
Alyss: Tiny displays of power.
Female Asriel: See you soon sir
Female Asriel: stands up and quickly puts on her armor
Female Asriel: walks over to the anydoor and punches in a code
: MettatonSEX: ...
Female Asriel: fully suited up, draws a large sword
Alyss: "So, Mister, how have you been?"
Female Asriel: See you guys later
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Gaster: I've been pretty good.
Alyss: "Thats wonderful."
Female Asriel: If Asriel wakes up tell him I was given my first mission
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: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( My friend: "How did [guy everyone in my skype group hates] get a girlfriend" Me: "That's like asking if Kanye West is part of the illuminati" )[/color]
Female Asriel: readies the sword before carefully opening the anydoor and stepping through
Alyss: ((FFs i'm never gonna get to the actual wonderland resistance mini-arc thing because I love RPing Hatter and Alyss too much))
: MettatonSEX: I've been alright. How have you been, Alyss?
Female Asriel: shuts the door behind her
Alyss: "Good good, I haven't had to fight in a few days, and Hatter has been coming home without incident. All our yarns are safe and our ropes are fighting well."
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Alyss: "Overall, the Civil War has been smooth" She never actually said if she herself was fine.
: MettatonSEX: Ah, good, good.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I drew an early sketch of what was supposed to be Technical Chara a few months ago )[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I am still to this day not able to replicate it )[/color]
Alyss: "There was a nasty little incident with an Assassin, lousy bugger made me spill my tea, but otherwise everything has just been jolly."
Female Asriel: ((<----- what the fuck is that circle
: MettatonSEX: Oh.
: anonymous [??] is now Corsiva [Corsiva].
Alyss: Looks like someone picked up a few speech habits from Hatter.
Corsiva: ((it's a homestuck thing
Female Asriel: ((Ew home stuck
: The Cartoonstitute [Alpine] [] is now The Cartoonstitute [MicrotonEX] [].
Corsiva: ((don't you mean
Alyss: ((Did you just say Ew Homestuck on a homestuck RP site?))
Corsiva: ((homosuck
: ((it does look cool tho
Female Asriel: ((Ew I don't like em, I don't like trolls
: ((*hamsteak
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton clears his throat, still sitting on Mettaton's shoulder.[/color]
: Yazan [Jukon or Junko] is now Yazan [YoungKingAsgore].
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( What did Asgore do with Novelica's corpse )[/color]
Corsiva: ((he ate it
: MettatonSEX: Oh! Is something off, Microton?
: Female Asriel [Female Asriel] is now YoungTori [YoungTori].
Corsiva: floats into the bar, yawning a little.
YoungTori: just got done with another round
Alyss: Alyss fumbles her hold on her teacup, and the cup tips, spilling extremely hot, boiling, tea down. One of the thousands of cards her dress seems to be made of quickly...catches the liquid. Bouncing it back into the cup like a ping-pong paddle.
YoungKingAsgore: ((wanna break in the new boden home?
: MettatonSEX: ...
YoungTori: ((nah
YoungTori: ((I need to sleep soon
YoungKingAsgore: -walks in-
YoungKingAsgore: Howdy
YoungTori: walks in with gorey
Corsiva: Hi Papa, hi Dad, hi big sad goat dad
: MettatonSEX: Hi.
YoungTori: Hello, everyone
YoungKingAsgore: why am I sad?
Corsiva: just... greets all the dads.
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Corsiva: Well, whenever I see you you're sad.
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YoungKingAsgore: I'm actually quite happy right now
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YoungKingAsgore: usually am too
YoungTori: Hehe, we both are
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( YoungKingAsgore: "I'm happy right now because Novelica died" )[/color]
Corsiva: hasn't distinguished this Asgore from the one in her timeline.
YoungTori: holds goreys hand
Alyss: "A skeleton spectre." She idly nods to Corsiva. "Interesting."
YoungTori: the real one, with hers
YoungKingAsgore: -holds hers
YoungTori: ((Brb
: Mettaton p much asked Microton if everything was ok
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * "Everything's good."[/color]
YoungTori: ((Flame ur waifu just left to do a mission
: MettatonSEX: Ah, alright.
Flame_warp : ((Shit))
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton idly hums Death by Glamour.[/color]
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( RIPPPPPP )[/color]
: Mettaton chuckles.
YoungTori: ((Come b btale and have some torgore shenanigans ensue
Corsiva: goes to sit on the couch with her fathers.
Flame_warp : ((I can't rp because I need to sleep, I just came in here cus))
Flame_warp : ((I mesn))
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Flame_warp : ((Iunno))
: MettatonSEX: And hello, Corsiva.
YoungKingAsgore: ((come on 10 minutes
: He gestures to the small robot on his shoulder. "I'd like you to meet Microton. Microton, this is my starlet of a daughter, Corsiva."
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * "Hi, Corsiva! I'm Microton!"[/color]
Corsiva: smiles up at Microton! "Wow! Is there a small version of Papa, too?"
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss] is now High Priest Laharl [Alyss&Hatter].
Alyss&Hatter: The Anydoor promptly FLIES open, extremely fast, a familiar figure BARREL ROLLS into the room, and hundreds of sharp pointy objects are immediately pointed around the room. ["M'Lady! You know you shouldn't leave without telling us!"] Says Hatter. "Well excuse me, a lady can enjoy a bit of time out."
: MettatonSEX: Not that I know of.
Corsiva: ((m'lady
Alyss&Hatter: ((M'lady. Yes))
: ((m'ettaton
Corsiva: jumps at the sudden intrusion.
: MettatonSEX: ...
Corsiva: Who are you!
: MettatonSEX: Hatter what the fuck.
YoungKingAsgore: ((actually Im going to explore a bit, see you guys later
: Mettaton is used to weird shit
: ((k
: ((cya
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( bye )[/color]
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YoungTori: ((RIP
Alyss&Hatter: ["Hatter Madlin, here to make sure the princess isn't hurt."] All the sharp objects retract back into Hatters coat sleeves and backpack. "For goodness sakes Hatter learn to lighten up a bit." ["Not if your safety is in danger!"]
YoungTori: ((Sure Yazan, choose KOREA over the little voices in your head, I see how it is
: MettatonSEX: Hatter, this bar is safe. If anything were to happen, I'd fuck over whoever tried to fuck us over.
YoungTori: ((Spit
YoungTori: ((I'll go to sleep
Gaster: Yes, I'm going to make sure nothing happens here when my daughter's around.
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Alyss&Hatter: ["Last time the princess left the timeline she got attacked by a legion of bounty hunters!"] "Oh Hatter you know that was no problem, they're gone now." ["Still!"]
: MettatonSEX: This timeline is barren except for here and the surface.
Gaster: You have a murder child to thank for that.
: MettatonSEX: They're dead now.
Alyss&Hatter: ["Allow me to reiterate. She got attacked about 20 minutes ago while traversing through the anydoor. With no backup. She was entering this timeline."]
Alyss&Hatter: It's now evident some of the red on Alyss' dress might just not be the cards.
: MettatonSEX: ...
Alyss&Hatter: "Hatter. They're gone." ["Stop saying that lass!"]
: MettatonSEX: ....
Corsiva: breaks the tension. "Your dress is pretty!"
: MettatonSEX: It is.
Alyss&Hatter: "Why thank you. I made it." ["..."] Alyss just smirks at Hatter and sips her tea.
: MettatonSEX: You're quite skilled.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton giggles.[/color]
Corsiva: remembers something funny she saw earlier and starts giggling
Alyss&Hatter: "I like to think i'm rather...mad...when it comes to magicking up objects like this." Hatter groans at the mad line.
Corsiva: [sub]peepo[/sub]
: Mettaton giggles at both peepo and the mad pun
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( FD is stealing my candy right now )[/color]
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( I'm letting her because I am nice )[/color]
Gaster: is struggling to keep his laughter down. Who showed his child Nanalan?
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton snaps back into reality. "Huh? Wha?"[/color]
Alyss&Hatter: ((Alyss, born, raised, and fought, in a world SATURATED with magic.))
: MettatonSEX: I heard a pun.
Corsiva: looks up at Microton. "Peepo."
Alyss&Hatter: ((With so much magic, theres only two species that fucking USE it, yarns and some rare cloths))
: MettatonSEX: And that.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton starts laughing. He slips off of Mettaton's shoulder. "AHHHHH!!!"[/color]
Corsiva: reaches out to catch Microton.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton lands in Corsiva's hands. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"[/color]
Alyss&Hatter: ((Alyss basically has been sponging mad amounts of magic from the very timeline just by being human. Hatter isn't originally from the timeline, so he's just really good with pointy things))
Alyss&Hatter: "...Oh dear." ["...Oh dear."]
: Mettaton freezes up in horror.
Corsiva: ... Are you okay?
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton keeps screaming even though he's not dead on the ground. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--I'm...I'm okay!"[/color]
: MettatonSEX: Oh my god are you alright?
Corsiva: You are!
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton looks at Corsiva. "Thank you so much for saving me..."[/color]
Corsiva: smiles, and hugs Microton close.
Alyss&Hatter: ((This much magic isn't good for her mental state, which is why she's so fucking english It's a sort of MPD style thing thats developed from magic oversaturation, she's adopted the characteristics of Alice in Wonderland))
Alyss&Hatter: ((Hatter just went along with the theme))
: Mettaton's face seems paler, as if a very light metallic grey could get paler, as if he had blood.
Alyss&Hatter: ((You could say she's gone...mad with power.))
: MettatonSEX: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( [i]BA DUM TSS[/i] ))[/color]
: Flame_warp [Flame_warp ] disconnected.
Alyss&Hatter: Alyss abruptly stands. "Well Hatter, it's time." and they both...fucking dissapear, a single red Joker card is left behind. Except it doesn't have a Joker on it.
Alyss&Hatter: A splittingly mad cackle echoes in the bar, a familiar one, and the two are gone in a flash of Cloth, back to Wonderland.
: Mettaton's eyes go blank, like those sprites when he loses his limbs.
Alyss&Hatter: The joker card, instead of a Joker, well, I guess you could call it the Jester card. Cause guess who's on the fucking front of it.
Corsiva: holds Microton close, cradling him.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton still looks petrified from what just happened.[/color]
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( "Microton EX" or "Microton_EX" just looks too weird )[/color]
Gaster: ... Sweetheart, here.
: MettatonSEX: I'm so sorry, I should have... I should have made sure you were secure. -Interna, screaming occurs-
: MettatonSEX: *internal
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss&Hatter] disconnected.
Gaster: pulls a handkerchief out of his pocket and folds it up into a little bed for microton. He wedges it under the robot.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton looks at Mettaton, comfortable in the makeshift bed. "It's fine, darling. It was my fault for slipping off."[/color]
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( [i]darling[/i] )[/color]
: MettatonSEX: ...
: MettatonSEX: Still, I'm sorry. I should hsve been more careful.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * "I forgive you, darling."[/color]
: MettatonSEX: ...Thank you. Thank you so much.
: If he didn't have any control, Mettaton would have hugged Microton close to him by now. But since he has control, he gives the smaller ghostbot a very gentle and sort of shaky pat on the head.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton gives Metta a soft smile. He relaxes in the "bed".[/color]
: Anyone close to Mettaton's SOUL would feel heat radiating from it.
: It's very clear that he panicked.
Gaster: glances over at his husband. "Relax, dear, he's fine."
: MettatonSEX: ....I still feel bad for allowing that to happen.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( I'm imagining Microton being like Sans in the Undertale kickstarter promo )[/color]
: ((?
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( He's just laying in the handkerchief bed, sipping a drink, and when he takes the straw out of his mouth, a bit of drink spills onto the handkerchief and onto the floor )[/color]
: ((ah
: ((so cute
Corsiva: yawns a little.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( You can see Sans doing it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xh1KnP_LBU )[/color]
: Mettaton opens the glass, allowing a puff of steam to exit it. His soul cools considerably, and then the container is shut.
: ((ah
Corsiva: ((shit the new invader zim came out four days ago
Corsiva: ((well that's another stop on my to-do list tomorrow
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( GIRRRRR )[/color]
: ((well damn
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( I just realized how cute Gir is )[/color]
: ((i prefer his real form over the dog
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( I like both )[/color]
Corsiva: ((i have a homemade hoodie of the dog form
: MettatonSEX: ........
: The Cartoonstitute [MicrotonEX] [] is now The Cartoonstitute [Gir] [].
: [color=#00e600]Gir: * ( Dibs )[/color]
: The Cartoonstitute [Gir] [] is now The Cartoonstitute [MicrotonEX] [].
Corsiva: ((no that's the wrong iz character
: ((dib is a different character entirely
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT )[/color]
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( It's actually "GIR" not "Gir" but -shrugs- )[/color]
: Mettaton is clearly in need of a hug. Panicking will do that.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( Last time I watched IZ was in 2010-2011 )[/color]
Gaster: hugs his husband close.
Gaster: ((the febuary issue was fantastic
: Mettaton hugs Gaster back.
Gaster: ... We should had to bed, it's getting late.
: MettatonSEX: Right.
Corsiva: has already sort of drifted off.
: MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: Come on. Let's head back.
: Mettaton lifts his daughter, holding her close before he gets up.
: MettatonSEX: L-lead the way.
Gaster: starts to head for the anydoor.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * ( look how much pink is in the sidebar )[/color]
: Mettaton follows, making sure that neither person he's carrying is moved too much. Even nervous, he manages to be careful.
Corsiva: ((you're pink now
: ((it's like mettaton painted it
Corsiva: ((that's our attack
Gaster: goes ahead of Mettaton once they're home, opening the door to Corsiva's room for his husband.
: Mettaton sets Corsiva in bed, and by extension, Microton. He puts more than enough trust in Corsiva.
Corsiva: twitches a little in her sleep, smiling.
: Corsiva [Corsiva] disconnected.
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton goes into Sleep Mode.[/color]
Gaster: smiles as he tucks himself in.
Gaster: *his daughter fuck i'm tired
: Mettaton kisses Corsiva's forehead and once more pats Microton gently. "Goodnight, my starlet. Goodnight, Microton. [sub]I'm sorry.[/sub]
: [color=#ff0adf]MicrotonEX: * Microton is fast asleep.[/color]
: The Cartoonstitute [MicrotonEX] [] is now The Cartoonstitute [Alpine] [].
Gaster: hugs Mettaton close, then pauses. He then hoists his husband up into a bridal carry.
: MettatonSEX: Oh!
: Imagine a tall skeleton lifting an even taller robot.
Gaster: Come on. Let's head to bed.
: MettatonSEX: Let's.
Gaster: takes his husband to the bedroom, lovingly laying him down upon the sheets.
: Mettaton poses dramatically, after storing his shoulderpads away, of course. He's like a fucking dakimakura.
Gaster: lets loose a quiet snicker as he changes into his pajamas, then gets into bed, hugging his darling close.
: MettatonSEX: Oh, darling, you're so wonderful.
Gaster: So are you.
: Mettaton pulls Gaster into a somewhat passionate kiss. "I love you, darling."
Gaster: I love you with every fiber of my being.
Gaster: ((YO
: MettatonSEX: I love you with every wire in my body.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Should Alpine wear white Vans )[/color]
Gaster: smiles as his eyesockets droop closed.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( I mean she has white hair )[/color]
: ((yes
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( somewhat of a hint: Nestle Alpine [i]White[/i] )[/color]
: Mettaton gives his darling one last kiss before falling into Sleep Mode.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( That's right. Alpine was named after candy. )[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( First cars, now candy. )[/color]
: ((yep
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( "What's your name?" "Now or Later" "ummmm" )[/color]
Gaster: ((gonna test something here for a sec
Gaster: grillbz test
Gaster: ((damn hang on
Grillby: test
Gaster: ((THERE WE GO
: ((how u do that
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( FD has white vans. She is sick of them. )[/color]
Gaster: ((TADA: https://msparp.com/characters
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( Oh my god, I need to test something )[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( [bgcolor=rgba(0,0,255,1)][/color][color=#fff]Test[/color][color=#818181][/bgcolor] )[/color]
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( fick )[/color]
: MageVaati [] disconnected.
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * [/color][color=#FF0059]Lo[/color][color=#FF0029]re[/color][color=#FF0B00]m [/color][color=#FF3C00]ip[/color][color=#FE6600]su[/color][color=#FF8E00]m [/color][color=#FFB700]do[/color][color=#FFE600]lo[/color][color=#E2FF00]r [/color][color=#B1FE00]si[/color][color=#82FF00]t [/color][color=#52FF00]am[/color][color=#1BFF00]et[/color][color=#00FF22], [/color][color=#00FE57]co[/color][color=#00FF87]ns[/color][color=#00FFB6]ec[/color][color=#00FFE7]te[/color][color=#00E0FF]tu[/color][color=#00B3FF]r,[/color][color=#008AFF] a[/color][color=#0062FE]di[/color][color=#0037FF]pi[/color][color=#0006FF]sc[/color][color=#2E00FF]i [/color][color=#5E00FE]ve[/color][color=#8D00FF]li[/color][color=#BF00FF]t.[/color]
Gaster: ((whooooooooaaaaaaaa
: [color=#818181]Alpine: * ( :] http://www.umop.net/sfx.htm )[/color]
Gaster: ((okay he works
Vader Eloha: There is nothing but the void after me.
Gaster: ((she works too!
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Test )[/color]
: MageVaati [] is now MageVaati [MettatonSEX].
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I love MSPARP )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( It's so much more featureful )[/color]
Glamor: Okay, darlings, get ready for GLAMOR!
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Glamor HYPE )[/color]
Gaster: *Shut the fuck up and wait to be born kiddo.
Glamor: But papaaaaaaaaaa!
Gaster: Go to bed.
Gaster: ((gonna test something really quick
Glamor: no
Gaster: [font=monotype corsiva]test[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( This is an amazing tab lineup http://puu.sh/nOe2H/818735058c.png )[/color]
: MageVaati [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
Gaster: [font=monotype corsiva]In hindsight this is hard to read[/font]
: MageVaati [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Corsiva: [font=monotype corsiva]Test[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I've got it )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Alpine Considina )[/color]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Test. I highly doubt this will show up as the actual font but eh.[/font]
Gaster: ((woah
MettatonSEX: ((woah what
Corsiva: [font=monotype corsiva]Wow, it worked![/font]
MettatonSEX: ((it showed up?!
Gaster: ((lemme get a screencap
MettatonSEX: ((oooo
Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/ahwyue4
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( >The screenshot was removed )[/color]
Gaster: ((but i just
Gaster: ((gah http://prnt.sc/ahwz4a
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( wowie )[/color]
: MageVaati [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * testing /alpine[/color]
: The Cartoonstitute [Alpine] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considina] [].
: MageVaati [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Saving characters works. Good. )[/color]
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considina] [] is now GLAMOR HYPE [Alpine Considina] [].
Glamor: [font=glamor]GLAMOR HYPE[/font]
MettatonSEX: ((that work?
Gaster: ((yup
Gaster: ((now to test replacements
Gaster: hire a samurai
Gaster: ((fuck
Gaster: [color=#FF0059]HI[/color][color=#FE6600]RE[/color][color=#E2FF00] A[/color][color=#1BFF00] S[/color][color=#00FFB6]AM[/color][color=#008AFF]UR[/color][color=#2E00FF]AI[/color]
Glamor: [font=glamor]I'm Glamor Bold Gaster-Blook, I'm -3 days old, and I'll kick your ass even though I have no legs.[/font]
Gaster: ((there we go
MettatonSEX: ((screencap that i need it
MettatonSEX: ((i need a death by glamor
Gaster: http://prnt.sc/ahwzxr
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Glamor then mentions Microton before he is born )[/color]
Gaster: ((anyway i'm off to bed
Gaster: ((goodnight everyone
MettatonSEX: ((tbh i think glamor, as a child unaware that microton is alive, would probably scare the shit out of microton at first but then microton would warm up to him
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( goodnight )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((gn chimera
: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( glamor just spits cinnamon five gum onto microton )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((no
MettatonSEX: ((he doesnt chew gum first off
MettatonSEX: ((and second his first thought will be "holy shit its a brand-name figure of dad"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( oh god )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((he's a lil shit but he's still a child who doesnt know better in most situations
MettatonSEX: ((its like. "oh my god glamor you cant DO that thats illegal" "whats illegal"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( oh )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( msparp gives off typing notifications )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((see, glamor will be six. when i was six, i swallowed a dime because i didnt want to carry it in my pocket.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( oh my god )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((you can turn that off
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( yeah )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((but anyway glamor is a lil shit but hes a child
MettatonSEX: ((he will likely react to microton as if he were an action figure. trying to see all the features and accidentally flips the switch.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( oh god )[/color]
MettatonSEX: (('it even turns into the box!'
MettatonSEX: ((see thats how im picturing it
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( microton: -stewie griffin voice- "WHAT THE HELL MAN"[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((microton begins screaming, glamor screeches because he legitimately thought microton was a toy, glamor apologizes and fixes any damage he caused(bc he would cause a couple scratches) and promises to never be that much if an idiot again.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( glamor then hugs microton and everything is okay )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((yep
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( glamayhem in 3 days )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton busts in "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" "dad i thought your alternate universe self was a toy im sorry" ”oh my god"
MettatonSEX: ((4 days bc i need to establish glamors first word
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( glamor then suddenly gets a 4.0 gpa and speaks fluent english two seconds after he says his first word )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((he probably speaks fluent english and basic japanese bc hes anime trash. who let this child watch jjba
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( #glamayhem )[/color]
Glamor: [font=glamor]((#glamayhem 2026[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i still wonder how old microton would be )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((as old as you hc mettaton to be. my personal headcanon is 79 in three days, but you can hc whatever you want as long as hes an aduly
MettatonSEX: ((adult
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i dont knowwww )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((just come up with an age
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( 64 )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((nintendo 64
MettatonSEX: ((i love it
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( :] )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((SEE THE REASON I HAD METTA AS 68 is because i wanted 69 jokes but noooooooooooo we had to timeskip
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( mini is 18 but if he is asked for his age he says )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "umm.....six?" )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((omg
MettatonSEX: ((im so hyped for my own oc
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( glamor: blood, sweat, ketchup and tears )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( imagine how microton would look in his videos )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( HD cameras )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((glamor makes videos that make it seem like microton is about the same size as him bc its fun
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( :D )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((in reality, microton is on a table near the camera
MettatonSEX: ((forced perspective is my jam
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( neat )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((but then glamor reveals that microton can hide in his wispy ghost blob hair
Glamor: [font=glamor](("hey guys, you might be wondering where my friend is." microton pops his face out of a mountain of curly pink ectoplasmic wisps. "hes here"[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratchet_%26_Clank_%28film%29 HYPE )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( the movie looks promising ngl )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((oh no its a video gane movie
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( oh no )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( OH NO )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [i]dun dun dun[/i] )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i feel like there's a glamor circlejerk incoming )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((what do you mean incoming weve had a circlejerk for a couple days now
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( oh my god we have ))[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( the suspense is killing me )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((ill tell u one thing thi
MettatonSEX: ((his first word is gonna be fuck
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( SERIOUSLY? )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((yes
YoungKingAsgore: (oi
MettatonSEX: ((metta says it once around the baby, glamor repeats
MettatonSEX: ((hi
YoungKingAsgore: ((I'm having popeyes for the first time ever
MettatonSEX: ((nice
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( FOR THE FIRST TIME?! )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: ((in korea, go figure
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( wowie )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ahh i remember r&c size matters )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i played it on ps2 )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: ((ehh I've had better dog food
MettatonSEX: ((ive never played it but i want to but my ps2 is deader than caesar
MettatonSEX: ((oh
YoungKingAsgore: ((oh are we brining in lombaxes to Cau now?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( AYY you've played R&C before )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((no
MettatonSEX: ((but ive wanted to
YoungKingAsgore: (love em
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( it took me like five days to complete into the nexus )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: (that was a short one
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( yeah it was surprisingly short )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: (have you seen what ratchet looks like in japan?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( no )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: ((google it
YoungKingAsgore: ((its weird
MettatonSEX: ((is it like american kirby vs japanese kirby
YoungKingAsgore: (no, its eyebrows for days
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( wtf his eyes )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((those eyebrows rival england from hetalia holy fuckoli
YoungKingAsgore: (its so weird
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( what if he had a unibrow )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i couldn't actually finish size matters )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: (I would never play a R&C game again
MettatonSEX: ((international changes are weird. american kirby is an angry puff and japanese crash bandicoot... hoo boy
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( OH GOD JAPANESE CRASH BANDICOOT )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I'm cracking up right now http://s.emuparadise.org/GBA/boxart/0545.jpg )[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((crash bandicoot was my life as a child
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( That cover rivals Donald Trump )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: ((hes pretty much dead
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( yazan is most likely safe from Trumpocalypse )[/color]
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YoungKingAsgore: ((rather deal with Trump than NKkorea
MettatonSEX: ((hi anon
: anonymous [??] is now Memes IN 3D [??].
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( let me get parp onto mobile )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: ((erron?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( it's erronnnn )[/color]
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: Memes IN 3D [??] is now Memes IN 3D [AAsriel/[Frisk]].
MettatonSEX: ((ERRON HI
: Yazan [YoungKingAsgore] is now Yazan [Jukon or Junko].
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((HOLY SHIT THIS WORKS ON 3DS))
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Jukon or Junko: ((cool, and hey from korea
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Also hi))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( PARP ON MOBILE IS USABLE OMFG )[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((HELL YEAH))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( WHAT PARP WORKS ON 3DS[/color]
MettatonSEX: ((im gonna go to bed, gn
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Jukon or Junko: ((night
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((GN))
Jukon or Junko: ((popeyes didn't give me any fucking ice in my drink
Jukon or Junko: ((worst nation ever
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( RIP[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Sad Airhorn))
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Wut))
Jukon or Junko: -lying around
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( yazan how are the commericals in korea[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((don't have TV, but theres free TV stations on your phone
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( wow[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((cool))
Jukon or Junko: ((most phones have an antenna you can pull out and watch DMB on it
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( WHAT REALLY[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((DMB?))
Jukon or Junko: ((thats the apps name
Jukon or Junko: ((it has 17 stations on it
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((oh ok))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Also how does the gradient look on my name[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((nice))
Jukon or Junko: (its all in hanguk though
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -walks in-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Hey guys.
Jukon or Junko: ((a lot of store though play rock n roll or k pop
Jukon or Junko: Hey babe
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Nice))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine waved at AAsriel, still on the couch.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Jukon! -runs up and hugs her-
Jukon or Junko: ((its funny to listen to american songs in a grocery store
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((is it?))
Jukon or Junko: -slams him on the couch and starts kissing him
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Uh..." Alpine backed up a bit.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: MMH~
Jukon or Junko: ((well it'd be like hearing some German songs while at walmart
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((I guess))
Jukon or Junko: ((I know a lot of people here can't understand it
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((The commericals though always sound like someone is voice acting for cartoons
Jukon or Junko: ((on the radio I mean
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((That sounds fun))
Jukon or Junko: Been needing to get my hands on my husband
AAsriel/[Frisk]: What's that mean~?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine is just weirded out a bit now.[/color]
Jukon or Junko: I wanted to snuggle with a gote
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -he looks into her eyes-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Sounds fun!
Jukon or Junko: I had a great idea though
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Whats up?
Jukon or Junko: you know how you're so fluffy
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Yeah.
Jukon or Junko: would you be opposed to putting on a few pounds to make yourself a bit chubby,.....but in a cute manner
Jukon or Junko: don't go crazy and get supr fat
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine just has a "what the fuck" look on her face.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: That Sounds... Cute, I think.
Jukon or Junko: sounds weird I know
AAsriel/[Frisk]: No, it's alright...
Jukon or Junko: but I got the idea after AA and I body a body for Hyper
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh.
Jukon or Junko: oh hyper's alive btw
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Hyper?
Jukon or Junko: Hyper Asriel
Jukon or Junko: AD's boyfriend
AAsriel/[Frisk]: When did he die?
Jukon or Junko: A while ago,
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh
Jukon or Junko: after I left to go kill Chara
Jukon or Junko: after the wedding
AAsriel/[Frisk]: You killed Chara? Awesome!
Jukon or Junko: Chara came and killed Hyper
AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh
Jukon or Junko: I came back and confronted Chara, won with some help
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine goes back to doing something on her tablet. Probably drawing Erron and Jukon kissing. Totally something a 16-year-older would draw.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((You shipper. >;) ))
Jukon or Junko: but AD was lost after Hyper died
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ;] )[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: That's... hmmm.
Jukon or Junko: so I convinced him to find a way to bring him back,
Jukon or Junko: so we did
Jukon or Junko: I had to get hyper a ne host body
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Oblivion Asriel is still sitting on a chair, just watching everyone, muttering things under his breath.[/color]
: Memes IN 3D's connection timed out.
Jukon or Junko: found a gote that recently passed away due to choking,
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: oh.
Jukon or Junko: he had black fur with a white spot on his chest, but was a bit chubby
AAsriel/[Frisk]: And thats where you got the idea
Jukon or Junko: yea
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I see...
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine had been listening in on the conversation. She got a notification on her tablet. "Oh..."[/color]
Jukon or Junko: getting a hug from hyper in that body
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Felt like a pillow.
Jukon or Junko: more like being smushed between two big pillows
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: sounds cool.
Jukon or Junko: this is just an idea, you don't have to do it
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine took a sip from a cup of coffee she had gotten earlier. At the bar. She put the cup of coffee down after taking a sip and continued to work on her tablet. [s]Hipster.[/s][/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I just might... for you~
Jukon or Junko: -looks over to Alpine on her tablet,
Jukon or Junko: I'd love ya if ya did
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine looks up from her tablet at Jukon, the cup of coffee in her hand again. "......Huh......"[/color]
Jukon or Junko: whatcha you dong
Jukon or Junko: going*
Jukon or Junko: doing*
Jukon or Junko: ((damn it, laughing at dong
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((Dong))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "....Work...." Note that she's saying this quietly.[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( I am too tired to laugh. )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: really mind if I take a look?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine shows the tablet to her. It's a picture of Erron and Jukon standing next to eachother in front of a sunset. [i]Totally something a 16-year-old would draw.[/i][/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I got bored..."[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...awesome.
Jukon or Junko: oh an artists
Jukon or Junko: artist*
AAsriel/[Frisk]: I like it.
Jukon or Junko: want us to put a show on for you?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [s]you shipper[/s]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: A show?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "H-huh....?"[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "You....want me....to draw...you...two...."[/color]
Jukon or Junko: that or we could to a puppet show for you?
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Doin' it? [sub]maybe[/sub]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Heh.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Keep in mind that Alpine is 16.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Just teasing.
Jukon or Junko: can't go too far here
AAsriel/[Frisk]: heh.
Jukon or Junko: but him and I are going to make out quick
Jukon or Junko: you can't draw that if you want
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "And....you want....me to....draw that.....?"[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Alright~
Jukon or Junko: you're the one with the affinity of watching couples
Jukon or Junko: I'm just giving you want you want
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I don't normally...draw that kind of stuff...."[/color]
Jukon or Junko: consider it practice
AAsriel/[Frisk]: The look on their face... heheheh.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Her face.[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Uh...."[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -k-
Jukon or Junko: -grabs AA's face- don't act like you're that much better Erron
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Alright, you got me there.
Jukon or Junko: you're my wife after all
AAsriel/[Frisk]: heh, I guess.
Jukon or Junko: -starts making out with him-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Mmmph~
Jukon or Junko: -tenderly and passionately-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine gets to work on drawing something.[/color]
Jukon or Junko: -whispers quickly so one one really hears it- perv
AAsriel/[Frisk]: mmmph...
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Who was Jukon whispering that to...? )[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ((really to alphine
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (you?)
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (oh)
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( She's not even drawing them making out omg )[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: (XD)
Jukon or Junko: -15 minutes of making out go by
Jukon or Junko: so got anything yet or should we continue
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Heh.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine shows Jukon the tablet. It's a picture of...what appears to be a house.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: . . .
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * The house's windows are boarded up and it's windy and rainy as fuck.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Well, it's something.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -he says jokingly-
Jukon or Junko: .....-gives her a, "you fucking serious" look
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "O-oh....was I not...supposed to draw that...?"[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine looks scared. She has that "oops" look.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: You can draw what you want...
Jukon or Junko: ehh just give me a copy of AA and I at the sunset
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
Jukon or Junko: so sweet cheeks
AAsriel/[Frisk]: hmm?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "What....kind of...copy...?"[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "On paper.....? A file...?"[/color]
Jukon or Junko: paper, printed,
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Okay..."[/color]
Jukon or Junko: don't have a computer, tablet, thingy
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine fucking sprints out of the bar, leaving her tablet behind.[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: wow... fast runner
Jukon or Junko: anyways, there's a new, clean room in the back if you want to break it in and soil it
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Oooh~ That sounds nice...
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine walks back into the bar, holding a printed copy of the sunset picture. She walks over to Jukon, obviously winded. "H-here...."[/color]
Jukon or Junko: -takes it- thanks kid
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "N-no....problem..."[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: heh, neat.
Jukon or Junko: so what brings you around here
AAsriel/[Frisk]: hmm?
Jukon or Junko: -talking to alpine
AAsriel/[Frisk]: -oh ok-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine takes a sip of her coffee and sits down on the couch. She picks her tablet up. "Exploring around....for new technology, other interesting things...I like to travel too..."[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: you should visit here more often, we always like new guests.
Jukon or Junko: lot of weird shit goes on around here too
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I can tell..." She lets out a weak chuckle.[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ever seen a fish and goat together before
Jukon or Junko: take it no
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine shakes her head. "Nope....."[/color]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ...
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Speaking of technology... I'm surprised Frisk hasn't shown up ye-- [SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: heh.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: shit... [What's up scrubs?] Hi, Frisk...
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine raised her eyebrows. "Huh?"[/color]
Jukon or Junko: Frisk
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [Yo!]
Jukon or Junko: -has a stern look on her-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [...I can tell now is a bad time... -walks back to B10's]
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Thank god... [You talkin shit] What? [... -walks out-]
Jukon or Junko: ....
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..." Alpine lets out an exhausted sigh.[/color]
Jukon or Junko: ....tool
Jukon or Junko: -to frisk-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: [-you hear a faint "U Wot M8?" in the distance-]
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Jukon or Junko: I ain't the one running away
AAsriel/[Frisk]: How did she...? never mind.
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((howdy Flame))
: GLAMOR HYPE [Alpine Considina] [] is now GLAMOR HYPE [Alpine Considine] [].
Jukon or Junko: why is that frisk so different from the other frisks
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: No idea.
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Jukon or Junko: staring to regret helping frisk emerge from your head
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AAsriel/[Frisk]: Me too... So about that new room...
Jukon or Junko: oh yeah~
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Heh...
Jukon or Junko: either there or the mountian house
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Either works for me~
Jukon or Junko: -picks AA and sligs him over her shoulder-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Ooh~
Jukon or Junko: the mountain house it is
Jukon or Junko: -walks through the anydoor-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: Alright!
Jukon or Junko: -goes to the mountain house with AA-
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((so which chatroom do we go to?))
Jukon or Junko: ((on the left, boden room
AAsriel/[Frisk]: ((k))
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: Yazan [Jukon or Junko] is now Yazan [Auger].
Auger: -wanders in through the any door-
Auger: H-hhello?
Auger: is anyone there?
Auger: anyone? someone? -stumbles around-
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: Frisky [R-Hyper] is now Frisky [].
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Auger: help, anyone?
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Auger: (oi
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Auger: ((so alone
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: ((oh wow
: ((Yeah, I can see that
: ((I can't be here for long, though.))
: ((Yeah, with the time I have currently, I can't roleplay. I have like.. five more minutes, if you want to say anything or ask anything.
: ((Actually, whoops, I gotta go..
: ((I hope you won't be alone for much longer!
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: ((oh baby i'm alone
: ((it's time to kill off 40,00404000,0,003039 characters now
: ((lolno
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: ((howdy
Flame_warp : ((Frisky u better be on ur best behavior))
: (([color=#B30000]Hehehe..[/color]
: (([color=#FF0000]Whaaat? I'm your BEST friend! Frisky! Frisky the serial murderer![/color]
: Flame_warp [Flame_warp ] is now Fresh_warp [Fresh].
Fresh: ((O R, D A W G, I L L M A K E Y O U W I S H Y O U W E R E))
: ((anywho
: ((wow
: ((heh
: Fresh_warp [Fresh] is now Flame_warp [Flame_warp ].
Flame_warp : ((Anyway what we're we talking about?))
: (([color=123456]those are some big words, kiddo.[/color]
: ((Mm..
: ((I'm not sure.
: ((I guess we can roleplay.
Flame_warp : ((Somethin' about wanton murder? Eh.))
Flame_warp : ((Ehhhhh))
: ((Yeah, let's just roleplay.
Flame_warp : ((Unless my characters have something to do with your characters and you're okay with getting interrupted for four hours in thirty minutes))
: (( [color=FF0000]well eh i dunno, i'm pretty bored[/color]
Flame_warp : shrug
Flame_warp : ((Hm. /me gets rid of the prefix and suffix, thus getting rid of my parenthesis here. Good to know.))
: Frisky [] is now Frisky "THIS IS JACKASS" Whiskington [R-Hyper].
R-Hyper: ((you might as well roleplay someone because i'm bored as fuck
R-Hyper: ((Mmhm.))
Flame_warp : ((Uhhhhbb))
R-Hyper: ((You can roleplay Morgan Freeman.))
Flame_warp : ((Fresh works best when there's more people, I'd think, and the btale guys are little overkill))
R-Hyper: ((Yeah.))
R-Hyper: ((Hm..))
Flame_warp : ((....no, frisky, I don't tend to randomly make and drop joke characters like you do))
R-Hyper: ((I don't really roleplay joke characters anymore.))
R-Hyper: ((I can change my name and make a joke or two, but I don't roleplay the character.
R-Hyper: ((I usually roleplay serious characters.
Flame_warp : ((shrug))
R-Hyper: -Well, he's awake right now. Pretty obvious he would be awake at this time. He looks down at AD, who was still sleeping on him.. He seemed to be a heavy sleeper. Anywho, he decides to think for now. The bar was fairly empty, and what else could he do?-
Flame_warp : ((The bar just makes asriels really tired for some reason. It seems to be becoming a lore thing. I will decide reasons at some point prolly.))
R-Hyper: ((Yeah.))
R-Hyper: ((Currently, I'm coming up with some sort of 'deductive attribute' of bringing Hyper back to life. It will probably have something to do with dust.
Flame_warp : ((Fun times ensue when fresh walks in with an asriel body and the bar/dimension/whatever tries desperately to keep him that way))
R-Hyper: ((10/10
R-Hyper: -He pokes his own snout in curiosity. Hn.. it was pretty soft, actually. Pretty surprising, when he thinks about it.-
Flame_warp : ((I figure it's probably not the bar that's so possessive of asriels. Maybe the dimension, I'm not sure. But it's probably some separate entity. Maybe.))
R-Hyper: ((Maybe the entity loves Asriels.
R-Hyper: ((Supreme-Goat-Lover
Flame_warp : ((Yeah. It's weird and mildly creepy but also powerful enough that it's hard to just get rid of it.))
R-Hyper: ((I wonder if it watches goat sex like Joseph did.))
R-Hyper: ((It also seems that Asriels love each other often.))
Flame_warp : ((Hm))
R-Hyper: ((Perhaps it's that creepo entity?))
Flame_warp : ((This is an intriguing concept))
R-Hyper: ((It really is, ngl.))
Flame_warp : ((Asriels get saved, fall in love, and sleep a LOT. and no such thing happens to anyone else.))
Flame_warp : ((There has to be SOME explanation.))
Flame_warp : ((There's some weird, in-universe reality Warner with a possession complex with asroels))
Flame_warp : ((Shit, asriels are the most common character to stay in the bar, too.))
R-Hyper: -He suddenly feels the urge to cough.. He grabs the nearest paper bag and coughs up some sort of.. wait a second.. He feels the silky substance he had just coughed up. Was that dust?-
R-Hyper: -He tosses the paper bag into the trash can.-
R-Hyper: -He wants no part of that shit.-
R-Hyper: ((Yeah.))
Flame_warp : ((Bro))
Flame_warp : ((Dass weird))
R-Hyper: ((It feels like a higher power is doing this for their own pleasure.
Flame_warp : ((A higher power other than us))
R-Hyper: (([s]toby fox[/s]
Flame_warp : ((It's just really possessive and protective of asriels. To, like...yandere levels.))
R-Hyper: ((Yeah.))
Flame_warp : ((It flops between being adorable and creepy twice in the same sentence))
R-Hyper: ((mhm.))
Flame_warp : ((Shit, maybe it's the remnants of the chara sans fucking deleted. They have very little power over the world, and all they can remember is their best friend.))
Flame_warp : ((It's just that their 'very little power' is on a much larger svale))
R-Hyper: ((We DO need plot on the beginning of the bar.. mm.. You should do something with that.))
Flame_warp : ((We have plot on the beginning of the bar))
Flame_warp : ((I made that when I was still mk))
Flame_warp : ((Or did you mean doing something with it?))
R-Hyper: ((ik
R-Hyper: ((plot that expands on it
Flame_warp : ((Ah))
Flame_warp : ((Shit))
Flame_warp : ((I like this fucking idea))
Flame_warp : ((Well, welcome Bara to my list of characters. Once I make them. And do things with them.))
R-Hyper: ((Mmm.))
Flame_warp : ((Geddes? Bara? Like...bar and chara? It's a pun.))
R-Hyper: ((Yeah.))
R-Hyper: ((I geddit.
R-Hyper: ((haha
R-Hyper: ((mix of get it and reddit
R-Hyper: ((this roleplay has a subreddit
Flame_warp : ((Half life 3 confirmed))
Flame_warp : ((Anyway bye))
R-Hyper: ((Bye.))
R-Hyper: ((oooh spoopy
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Flame_warp : ((Hi ad))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy))
Flame_warp : ((Bara concept: Y/N?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Concept: good Name: ehhhh))
Flame_warp : ((Pff))
Flame_warp : ((Yeah))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bara is something a who pole lot different))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Whole*
Flame_warp : ((I'm aware))
Flame_warp : ((Buff ladies, from what I understand))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is it supposed to be a combination of Chara and bar?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cause you could do Char))
Flame_warp : ((Yeah))
Flame_warp : ((Ehhh))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Also this is bara http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bara
Flame_warp : ((Maybe just bar!chara))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Yeah))
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Flame_warp : ((But I just like this sudden, almost entirely natural lore point))
Flame_warp : ((With a possessive yandere chara))
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R-Hyper: ((mm
R-Hyper: (( [color=#660066]HOWDY![/color] [color=#550055]It's me![/color] [color=#B30000]YOUR. BEST. FRIEND.[/color]
Flame_warp : ((P much))
R-Hyper: (([color=#999999]A S R I E L D R E E M U R R[/color]
R-Hyper: ((I'm just testing colors
R-Hyper: ((I'm gonna use them
Flame_warp : ((Oh okay.))
R-Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]It would be WONDERFUL to play Chara while using this color for the sadistic parts..[/color] [color=#B30000]Heh..[/color] [color=#B31137]That's a wonderful idea![/color]
Flame_warp : ((Barchar doesn't remember much about their life before sans tried to erase them. Vague ideas of asriel. Maybe toriel and Asgore...existing. Other than that, they just know about what happened afterwards. And they know a LOT about that))
R-Hyper: ((Mhm.))
Flame_warp : ((And, yeah, determination color text plus spaced letters for when barchar starts crossing the "creepy" line over the "cute" onr))
R-Hyper: (("[color=#999999]You know what the best part of all this is..?[/color] You hear a soft chuckle. "[color=#B30000]I g e t t o k e e p h i m f o r e v e r a n d e v e r . .[/color]"
R-Hyper: ((Like that?))
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R-Hyper: (([i]10/10[/i]
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Flame_warp : ((Ya p much))
Flame_warp : (("HI, brothers! It's me! You're very. [color=red]very. VERY. B E S T F R I E N D :)[/color]))
R-Hyper: ((10/10
R-Hyper: ((would smile again
Flame_warp : (("Don't you understand? You're all out of the flower! Most of you have partners! YOU'RE HAPPY! [COLOR=RED]I M D O I N G T H I S A L L F O R Y O U!" [/COLOR]))
R-Hyper: ((Yeah.))
Flame_warp : ((Mmn))
Flame_warp : ((I likeit))
R-Hyper: ((me too
Flame_warp : ((This is gonna be FUN))
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Nance: ((Heya Frisky))
R-Hyper: ((Heya.))
: Frisky "THIS IS JACKASS" Whiskington [R-Hyper] is now Frisky "THIS IS JACKASS" Whiskington [].
Nance: ((How are you?))
: (([color=#FF0000]Good.[/color]
: (([color=#123456]I've recently been testing out the BBCode on here![/color]
: (([i]it's working pretty well, i must say[/i]
Nance: ((Ah, cool.))
: ((Mhm.))
: ((I'm fairly bored right now. I don't have too much to do currently.))
Nance: ((Hm. Did you want to do something somewhere somehow?))
: ((I dunno.))
: ((It's just been a slow day, ngl.))
Nance: ((Ah. Mmkay.))
Nance: ((Welp. It's up to you anyways. I'm on Spring Break, so I'm notably not all that busy.
: ((Cool.))
: ((Do you want to roleplay for a bit?))
Nance: ((Mayhaps. Who'd you want to do a thing with?
: ((Mm.. I guess I could roleplay Frisk and you could roleplay Nance. We have barely done anything with them.))
Nance: ((Alrighty.))
: (([spoiler]we have done science with them, though[/spoiler]
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] is now A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] [Nance].
: Frisky "THIS IS JACKASS" Whiskington [] is now Frisky "THIS IS JACKASS" Whiskington [Frisk].
Nance: ((Oh no, a spoiler. This won't bode well))
Frisk: -She appears on the couch, rubbing her eyes a little. She thought it was a pretty slow day, so why not relax in the bar?-
Frisk: ((It's an innocent spoiler.))
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Nance: ((Oh, okay))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Hello, world! )[/color]
Frisk: (([color=#b30000]Howdy! I'm Frisky! Frisky the serial murderer![/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i still dont understand how request username works )[/color]
Nance: ((It's like asking to see your ID))
Nance: ((Y'know, to avoid impersonation.))
Frisk: ((Your code is 21293!
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ah )[/color]
Frisk: ((Now you're a Hitman!))
Frisk: ((Let's get the barcode set up..
Frisk: ((Lelno
Nance: -Nance, in the meantime, was coming into the bar as well. Why? Well, the kids were at school, so there was a bit of free time where she didn't really have to do much of anything. As typical, she was wearing loose clothes, mainly a sweater and sweatpants. Subconsciously, she sits next to her wife.-
Frisk: -She glances at Nance. "Oh, hello! I suppose I'm not the only one having nothing to do, huh?" She gives a slight smile at the sight of her wife.-
Nance: -Nance looks right beside her and finds a smile appearing across her face. "You have no idea how correct you are, honey. The kids are at school, and there's nothing much else to do at home, so... y'know, might as well relax?" She finds herself nestling up to Frisk. "It's just a pleasant unexpected surprise to see you here, is all."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine walks into the bar for the second time, looking a bit tired. She walked over to the couch and sat down.[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( SIT THE FUCK DOWN )[/color]
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is sleep on couch, probably on Hypers lap
Frisk: -She nods. "Ah! I guess it would certainly be a surprise that I would be here relaxing. I just feel like all the timelines I have been visting recently are repeating quite a bit. Most of the timelines I've seen recently have also been having these.. little changes. One of of them even had Flowey with his floppy goat ears!" She crosses her arms, and leans back into the couch.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jesus Christ you guys are doing paragraph to))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rp*))
Frisk: -* Hyper is sleeping as well. And is also very fluffy.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Also I don't like the way you're going with coughing up dust))
Frisk: ((Frisk is the kind of girl who talks a lot.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You can't see it but I'm squinting my eyes))
Nance: ((I am moste accustomed to paragraph RP, to be honest.))
Frisk: ((Also, no, Hyper won't die via coughing dust.))
Frisk: ((It's just a drawback from you bringing him back.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K good))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine unzipped her black backpack and took out her white tablet. She really liked drawing, but she just wasn't feeling it today. So, what does she do? She opens up Tumblr and calls it a day.[/color]
Frisk: ((Alpine is racist. She pulls out a WHITE tablet out of a BLACK tablet. That symbolizes black people as our overlords.))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( insert lennyface here because i am on mobile )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( alpine even has white hair )[/color]
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Frisk: ((mm
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Frisk: -* Hyper wakes up again, and idly pets AD quietly.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up aswell
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Are we writing paragraphs to start off the slow day)[/color]
Frisk: ((I guess.
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Nance: -She hums a little. "You don't say? I mean, I know generally what Flowey looks like, but I wouldn't have expected a flower with goat ears." She relaxed against the couch, right next to her wife. Of the two of them, it was probably clear at this point that Nance was the one that stayed at home and took the most care of the house. Their family was suitably rich, why would they need two people working jobs, anyways? Besides, that meant she took the most time to get to know their children and help them with their plights and interests. "Anything else of note that you've seen in your little timeline hopping escapades?"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( it's interesting to type paragraphs on mobile )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Jesus))
Frisk/Hyper: -She rolls her eyes. "Oh, please." She then thinks about her recent escapades, and responds. "I've also found Mettaton with the legs of Asgore."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I can type paragraphs pretty well on mobile. It's really not that difficult to write in mobile. And a paragraph is usually, what, seven sentences? It can't be too too hard to write seven measly sentences in mobile format. Also, once you get used to typing in mobile it's not hard. I know the placements of keys with my thumbs better then with my five fingers on a normal keyboard.))
Frisk/Hyper: -* ((I personally type faster on a keyboard.))-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine had been scrolling through Tumblr for a bit now, feeling lazy and tired as fuck. Feeling that just straight Tumblr was too bland, she ls[/color]
Frisk/Hyper: ((I still type fast on mobile devices, though.))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Fuck )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks idly around the bar
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Go is too close to Backspace )[/color]
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Frisk/Hyper: -* Hyper says, "Asriel, do you need anything? Perhaps a cup of tea, or coffee in order to wake up?"-
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine just sits there on the couch, listening to The White Stripes, sipping coffee, and browsing Tumblr. This 16-year-old was born in the wrong generation. /s[/color]
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Frisk/Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]Howdy! Hehehehe..[/color]
Nance: -A couple of light blinks come from her eyes, before she gives a light shrug. "Isn't a large point of Mettaton that he's at least somewhat proud of his legs?" She decides, however, to leave it at that, instead of building up on it further just how odd Mettaton would be with Asgore's legs. "But yeah, that's... oddly specific for a timeline. And is it JUST Mettaton?"
DamnDude: ((Howdy, just checking who's in.))
Frisk/Hyper: -"Yes."-
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Frisk: -"Basically, they're normal timelines that act in a weird way with like.. one thing."-
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Asriel_Dreemurr: responds "No, I'm alright. I wake up on my own pretty well."
Nance: -"...Huh. Weird." She supposes it's fully plausible. Usually the difference between timelines was usually one small change of a choice that snowballed into something huge, like how she was native to a timeline where Asriel Dreemurr didn't die... well, until she killed him by accident, but damn it, that's ten years behind her now! "...Do you think you've seen all you can see of actually highly-changed timelines, then?"
Frisk: -* Hyper nods. "Oh, okay! That's good to know.." He rubs the back of his head with his left paw.-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine quietly hummed Seven Nation Army to herself as she lazily swipes up for the 900th time, taking a sip of coffee as she does so. Mornings are usually like this for her, or it's just not really much of a productive day. She refrained from talking or starting conversations, simply because she was too hesitant to do so unless someone else started a conversation with her.[/color]
Frisk: -"To be honest, yeah. I've seen a lot of them over the past nine years." She yawns. "I might have to move onto something else, huh?"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: eventually sits up, leaning on Hypers shoulder.
Frisk: -"Perhaps I should continue my SOUL research that I used to conduct ad a child."-
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Frisk: -She remembers when she found out that SOMEBODY messed with her lab yesterday. Fucking criminals, using one of her welders.. Actually, it's not a criminal offense, and she has no grudge toward whoever used it for whatever reason.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Has anything weird been going on with you, hyper? I want to make sure everything with you is okay."
Nance: -She shrugs and nestles against Frisk. "Whatever you want to do, honey. Who knows? Now that you're older, maybe you've got more thoughts on researching the SOUL?" She hums. "Still, whatever it is, it's not like I'm gonna protest against it and demonize you for it."-
Frisk: -* Hyper yawns. "Nah, nothing too weird." He smiles. "Life has been going great, so far."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles, and says "That's great. Let's hope this keeps up."
Frisk: -She nods, chuckling softly. "Yeah, I know. You have never demonized me, so why now?" She grabs Nance's hand and holds it with a gentle grip.-
Frisk: -* Hyper responds, "Yeah! I'm sure it will keep up!"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wonder what your new soul can do. It's pretty cool looking."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine just looked around the bar, sitting on the couch. She puts her tablet down and leans back into the couch, letting out a contented sigh.[/color]
Frisk: -* Hyper shrugs. "I wonder the same thing, actually. I'll have to learn more about it as time goes on."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I doubt you'll have the powers you used to have."
Frisk: -* Hyper leans back into the couch, nodding. "I guess. What kind of powers did I use to have?"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You were a god. Had lots of powers."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You could float."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine just looked at Rielas 2.5.[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Frisk: -* "Even if I could float, I would just fall right back down, wouldn't I?" He snickers.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, you were even able to pick me up while floating."
Nance: -She smiles a little and gently laces her fingers in between Frisk's own idly. "I know,. Like, why start? It's not like you've ever shown any bad intentions for your studies." She smiled and snuck in a little kiss to her wife's cheek. "So, whatever you decide to work on next, I'll help any way you want me to."-
Frisk: -She smiles, her cheeks subtly turning a light red. "I'm sure I'll need you for something at ONE point."-
Frisk: -* Hyper looks down at his stomach. "Well, uhm.. even if I had that power, I would get tired and accidentally drop you, wouldn't I?"-
Frisk: -* Hyper chuckles nervously.-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Proof Novelica is a self insert http://i.imgur.com/9NHJ4ew.png )[/color]
Frisk: ((20/10))
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Nance: -She hums. "By all means, it's not like I'm going anywhere any time soon. Still, don't hesitate to get ahold of me if you decide you need someone to help."-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ".....Um....." She just ends up awkwardly staring at AD and Hyper, giving them somewhat of a wave.[/color]
Frisk: -She nods. "Of course, darling."-
Frisk: -* Hyper glances at Alpine and flusters a tiny bit. He waves in a shy manner. He was never good at meeting new people. He then looks back at AD.-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "H-hello......"[/color]
Frisk: -* Hyper looks back at Alpine and responds. "H-Howdy?"-
Frisk: -* Again, this Hyper is not good at meeting new people.-
Nance: -She nods back, feeling that it's alright to nestle into Frisk once again, and to stay silent unless addressed again.-
Frisk: -Frisk decides to stay silent as well. She lets out a soft sigh, and begins to relax.-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine just stares at Hyper awkwardly, a bit shy. "Hi...."[/color]
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Frisk: -* Hyper mumbles, "[sub]My nickname is Hyper, what's your name?[/sub]"-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "...Alpine," she says, quietly. She nervously taps her fingers together, glancing at anything but Hyper.[/color]
Frisk: -* Hyper nods, slowly getting a little more comfortable toward Alpine. "T-That's a nice name!"-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She smiles a bit. "Heh....thanks....."[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( okay what the fuck http://files2.porsche.com/filestore.aspx/zoom.jpg?pool=multimedia&type=image&id=970-g1-2nd-s-e-hy-detail-chassis-tiptronic-xle&lang=none&filetype=zoom&version=fd96e5b8-3741-11e3-bd76-001a64c55f5c&s=3 )[/color]
Frisk: ((Hm.))
Frisk: ((I can't see it.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( It's one shifter knob and like 16 million buttons on the sides )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( It's horrible )[/color]
Frisk: -* He sighs, and looks down at tbe floorboards. "I-I'm doing a horrible job at introducing myself, huh?"-
Frisk: ((jeez
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I'm not good at introducing myself either....." She finally looks at Hyper.[/color]
Frisk: -* He nods. "Ah! So that makes the two of us, then.."-
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Heh.....yeah...."[/color]
Hyper: -He begins to twiddle his thumbs, awkwardly thinking of what to say. "So, uhm.. how are you doing?"-
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I'm......doing.....okay...."[/color]
Hyper: -"Oh! That's nice. What can I do to make it a better day for you?"-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Ehh......"[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I do need more coffee....but I'll get it myself...."[/color]
Hyper: -"I can make both coffee and tea!"-
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "You can....? Well...uh...."[/color]
Hyper: -He nods. "Yeah!"-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She picks up her cup of coffee and just points at it, looking at Hyper, not knowing how to ask him to make coffee for her.[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Alpine is me when I ask people for things )[/color]
Hyper: ((Is the cup empty?))
Hyper: ((I need to know that shit
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Take note that the cup [i]is[/i] empty.[/color]
Hyper: ((kay
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( s-sorry -surrenders- )[/color]
Hyper: ((it's fine
Hyper: -If his SOUL was visible right now, the green part would be glowing. He grabs the cup, and walks into another room! A few seconds later, he walks back out and hands the cup back to Alpine. This time, it was filled with coffee.-
Hyper: -"There yah go!"-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine just looks at the cup in awe. "Wow....that's pretty cool...."[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She looked at Hyper. "Thank you....Hyper...."[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( The fuck is up with PARP and message delays )[/color]
Hyper: -He blushes, nodding. "You're welcome!"-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( test: [/color][color=#F0E6D1]A[/color][color=#DDD5C3]l[/color][color=#CBC4B6]p[/color][color=#B8B3A8]i[/color][color=#A6A29B]n[/color][color=#93918E]e[/color][color=#818181] nope that is not visible )[/color]
Hyper: -"I, uhm.. didn't know how I did that. I did it, though."-
Nance: ((Well at least message delays are better than messages getting eated))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Yeah. )[/color]
Hyper: ((Yeah.))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Heh...."[/color]
Hyper: -He sits back down, looking at Alpine.-
Hyper: -"Did I help your day get a little better?"-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She nods, looking at Hyper. "Yes. Thank you...."[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( [/color][color=#2F8000]A[/color][color=#448000]l[/color][color=#597F00]p[/color][color=#6E8000]i[/color][color=#807900]n[/color][color=#806400]e[/color][color=#805100] [/color][color=#803F00]"[/color][color=#802E00]M[/color][color=#7F1B00]O[/color][color=#7F0500]T[/color][color=#800011]H[/color][color=#800027]E[/color][color=#7F003B]R[/color][color=#800050]F[/color][color=#800067]U[/color][color=#7E0080]C[/color][color=#640080]K[/color][color=#4D0080]I[/color][color=#380080]N[/color][color=#240080]G[/color][color=#0E0080]"[/color][color=#000880] [/color][color=#001D80]C[/color][color=#003080]o[/color][color=#004280]n[/color][color=#005480]s[/color][color=#006780]i[/color][color=#007D80]d[/color][color=#00806B]i[/color][color=#007F56]n[/color][color=#008041]e[/color][color=#818181] )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Everyone's middle name should be Motherfucking. )[/color]
Hyper: -He smiles. "Heh.. you're welcome!"-
Hyper: ((Just like me.
: Frisky "THIS IS JACKASS" Whiskington [Hyper] is now Frisky "THIS IS JACKASS" Whiskington [R-Hyper].
R-Hyper: ((I came up with that middle name.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( my middle name is )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( my middle name is nothing )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i have no middle name like i have no soul /s )[/color]
: A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance] [Nance] is now Nancy "WIFEFUCKER" Rogers [Nance].
: Nancy "WIFEFUCKER" Rogers [Nance] is now A Martini with a hint of Arsenic [Nance].
Nance: ((Whoops that wasn't supposed to happen))
R-Hyper: ((Bloo nothing Mythisoleucine
: Frisky "THIS IS JACKASS" Whiskington [R-Hyper] is now Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper].
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( it's actually methylsoleucinecrystalizedpixelatedadvocatedborealis DANGER daytonacombustion )[/color]
Hyper: ((ah
Hyper: ((i get it now
Hyper: ((thanks for correcting me
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * (no problem )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( danger is my middle name )[/color]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( in school i wrote "MCPAB-D-DC" and everyone knew what it meant )[/color]
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( that's why to this day people call me "DC" but they don't know what it stands for )[/color]
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Hyper: ((mhm
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( "what does DC stand for?" "daytonacombustion" "umm" )[/color]
Hyper: (("umm no"))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine takes a sip of the coffee and takes out her tablet. Back to being productive.[/color]
Hyper: * On the other hand, he is not being productive. He is just relaxing, currently.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( gtg i'll be on mobile later )[/color]
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Hyper: ((kay
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Hyper: ((rip ad
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Hyper: * He's just relaxing, currently.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: is asleep in Hypers lap
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Hyper: * He pokes AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Hyper: * He snickers. "Howdy, sleepyhead."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did you just poke me?"
Hyper: "Yes. I did."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You could have said wake up."
Hyper: "But that's boring." He grins.
Asriel_Dreemurr: smiles back
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well I'm awake now. Did you need something?
Hyper: * He shakes his head. "Nah, I just wanted to talk to you.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whatcha want to talk about?"
Hyper: "Mm.. what do [i]you[/i] wanna talk about?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe we should figure out what your soul does?"
Hyper: "Maybe."
Hyper: "A little earlier, I met somebody named Alpine."
Hyper: "I said I could make her some coffee, and so I did."
Hyper: "I went into another room, something happened, and there was coffee in the cup."
Hyper: "I mean.. it's kind of weird how I did it."
Hyper: "Perhaps that was part of the SOUL?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It just spawned or something?"
Hyper: "I felt something warm in my chest, and the coffee appeared."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe your still a god?"
Hyper: "I doubt it."
Hyper: "I can't float, nor do that much."
Hyper: * He hugs AD.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but you aren't a coffe maker, that's for sure."
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs back
Hyper: "That's true."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Coffee*
Hyper: "I'm the god of hugging, though."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You are very soft."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And adorable."
Hyper: * He giggles. "..Thanks!"
Hyper: "Should we try to find out what the SOUL does now, though?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah. Maybe it supplies drinks."
Hyper: "I highly doubt that it only does that."
Hyper: "Isn't my SOUL composed of seven parts?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Seven different colors."
Hyper: "Maybe one part is good at cooking or something."
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YoungTori: ((Hoi
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
: YoungTori [YoungTori] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So we're gonna find this out right?"
Hyper: (([color=#b30000]HOWDY! I'M FRISKY! FRISKY THE SERIAL KILLER![/color]
Hyper: * He gets up slowly, nodding. "Mmhm!"
Smol Asriel: is asleep on gotemom
Hyper: ((Slarvath, if you could fuck any Undertale character, who would you fuck?))
Smol Asriel: ((An amalgamate of the royal family
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up aswell
Hyper: "How shall we start?"
Hyper: ((AD, if you could fuck anybody in CaU, who would you fuck?))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Um))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Tough question))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Probably FAsriel))
Smol Asriel: ((Yaay
Hyper: ((Mmhm.))
Hyper: ((10/10
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Because shapeshifter a are the best sex))
Smol Asriel: ((Stick ur dick anywhere
Smol Asriel: ((A n y w h e r e
Hyper: * He looks at AD. "What will we start with?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe see if you can do fire?"
Smol Asriel: ((Eye sex? Yes
Hyper: -He attempts to summon fire. Instead, a frying pan pops in his hand and little bright sparks fly out of it when he raises it in the air.-
Hyper: "Oh, cool."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Weird, but cool."
Hyper: "Isn't that one of the SOUL's powers?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Hyper: "Or something?"
Hyper: "Ah."
Smol Asriel: sees to be making chirping noises in his sleep, like cats do
Hyper: ((cats purr
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Smol ASRIEL is a fucking cat))
Smol Asriel: ((brb
Smol Asriel: ((getting the noise
Hyper: "Hm.." -He attempts to reach out to his SOUL!-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Hyper: -Suddenly, he is now wearing ballerina shoes. He blushes a dark red.- "E-Ehm.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, those are the souls abilities."
Smol Asriel: is doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq8C-vlW_DI but quieter, and still asleep. His wiggly listeners twitch a bit
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Hyper: -He attempts to dance, but fails horribly. Eventually, he falls onto the couch, panting as if he had ran a mile. "I-I don't think I can dance.." Sweatdrop.-
Hyper: "Basically, these shoes are useless."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( so who's in the bar )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yep."
Smol Asriel: is
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Unless you kick someone."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is in the bar
Hyper: -He kicks AD gently.-
Hyper: "L-Like that?"
Hyper: -AD is not harmed.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, I me at like if you actually wanted to hurt someone."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Meant*
Hyper: -He is a lousy kicker.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Meat))
Hyper: "Oh! I don't want to hurt anybody!"
Hyper: "I don't want anybody to hurt me, either."
Smol Asriel: ((mrw frisky kills hyper http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/924/685/1f8.jpg
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine is not in the bar. Probably at school.[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, you wouldn't have to use it then."
Hyper: "Oh!"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( afk )[/color]
Hyper: * The shoes fade away. Suddenly, a gun appears in his hand.
Hyper: "..W-Wow."
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Hyper: "That's, uhm.. dangerous."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, that's the yellow one."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pretty cool, in my personal opinion."
Hyper: * He fires the gun at the wall. The bullets bounce back.
Hyper: "It doesn't go through walls, at least."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I think I can assume the rest, right?"
Hyper: "Yeah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Like the words."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And the hands."
Hyper: "I can assume the rest, too!"
Hyper: * The gun fades away, and he collapses onto the couch. "Enngh.. I feel like I just went to the gym and worked out for two hours straight.."
Smol Asriel: wakes up slowly on gotemom, he looks around
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits next to him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe because it's only picks of the souls."
Hyper: "..Or it's because of my weight."
Hyper: "Meh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You aren't fat."
Asriel_Dreemurr: pokes his belly
Hyper: "That's true, but I'm a little overweight.."
Smol Asriel: snuggles up to the sleeping gotemom and looks at the two of them
Hyper: "It could be the reason.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: pokes belly more
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I doubt it."
Hyper: "H-Hey, that tickles.."
Smol Asriel: wraps gotemom's arm around him and snuggles up beside her, looking sad still
Asriel_Dreemurr: pokes more
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's the pony."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Point*
Asriel_Dreemurr: turned into a bring whoops
Smol Asriel: ((Bring
Hyper: * He begins to snicker. "S-Stop!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You get the point))
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps poking
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Hyper: * He begins to laugh a little harder.
Asriel_Dreemurr: keeps doing the poking, getting a little faster over time
Hyper: ((AD: this is how i fingered fasriel
Hyper: ((Hyper: ...oh
Hyper: * He laughs even harder, a few tears rolling down his cheek.
Asriel_Dreemurr: starts to slow down
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Want me to stop?"
Hyper: "P-Please do!" -He slowly begins to recover.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: stops, just throwing himself into a hug
Hyper: -He hugs right back! He feels very soft and fluffy.-
Smol Asriel: is the softest gote there tho
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You are so fluffy and I love it."
Hyper: -He smiles. "Heh, I'm glad you love that factor of me.."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I also love your personality
Hyper: -He blushes. "Aw.. thanks, again!"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't get me wrong there."
Hyper: "Mm?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't just like you because you're fluffyzl
Asriel_Dreemurr: ."*
Hyper: -He nods. "Yeah, I've known that."-
Hyper: "Otherwise, you wouldn't of been my boyfriend when I was muscular."
Smol Asriel: is just watching from under gotemom's arm
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heh."
Hyper: ((Smol Asriel: I wanna be like them one day!
Smol Asriel: would make adorable noises
Hyper: "Hhm.."
Hyper: "Do you prefer me now, or back then?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't care."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's you, which is what I care about."
Hyper: -His smile widens. "..It's good to know that you feel the same way.."-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you remember the last thing we did together?"
Hyper: "Before I died?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Hyper: "Mm.. the last thing I remember us doing together are us holding hands."
Hyper: -He looks down at his paw.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Hyper: "Or rather, hand holding paw."
Asriel_Dreemurr: holds their hand
Asriel_Dreemurr: Paw
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Hyper: "..Thanks. How do I sum up about 400 thanks in one word?"
Hyper: "Or rather, infinity thanks?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine walks into the bar, humming Seven Nation Army. She's holding a half-full cup of coffee, too. Along with her black backpack on her shoulders.[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I remember us in a quest to save Bio."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you remember that?"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Hi....everyone..."[/color]
Hyper: "I remember being horrible at driving." -He uses a leftover paw to wave toward Alpine.-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "I'm learning to drive...."[/color]
Hyper: "Cool!"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "In a Porsche 928..."[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I remember you promised me something for letting you drive. I forgot what it was, and wondered if you remembered."
Hyper: * He looks back at AD. "Well.. I think I said something like 'if you let me drive, you can do whatever you want on a date'."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Hyper: "Was that it?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I remember the word bed, not sure."
Hyper: "B-Bed?"
Hyper: "That's, uhm.. awkward."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Bed."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe."
Hyper: "I prefer a date instead of bed."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine sits down on the couch.[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "A date is okay with me."
Hyper: "Dates come first, bed comes later."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..."[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
Hyper: "You should know that, Asriel."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Um......"[/color]
Hyper: "Oh, sorry, Alpine!"
Hyper: "We were just.. talking."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "It's....it's okay....I know what you were talking about..."[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sorry."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "It's...fine..."[/color]
Hyper: "Uhm.. alright. I-I don't want to make you uncomfortable.."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "It's....fine........"[/color]
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Hyper: "Okay.."
Hyper: * He looks back at AD. "Anyways.."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hmm?"
Hyper: "Weren't we talking about dates?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine puts on earbuds and blasts some dubstep playlist to drown out Rielas II.[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And then bed."
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Hyper: "Right."
Hyper: "When do we go on one?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whenever."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "..." The music is loud enough to the point that AD and Hyper can quietly hear it.[/color]
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Hyper: "Alpine, that's bad for your ears."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do your want to go on a date?"
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine instantly puts the earbuds back on at "date", shrugging.[/color]
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Hyper: "Well, ehm.." -He sighs, and pulls out a piece of paper. He writes, 'I heard it was bad to turn music up that loud.' and hands it to Alpine.
Hyper: -He looks back at AD.-
Hyper: "Well.. kindaaa?"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whenever you want to, I'm okay with it."
Hyper: "I feel like we're bothering Alpine right now, so.. maybe now?"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine looks at the paper. "Oh..." she loudly said, nodding.[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure! Where to?"
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * She lowered the volume a bit.[/color]
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Hyper: -He gives a thumbs up to Alpine, before looking back at AD.- "Wherever you want to."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wanna go for lunch or something?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe walk around somewhere."
Flame_warp : ((Hi))
Hyper: "Eh.. okay."
Flame_warp : ((How y'all doin'?))
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Hyper: (([color=#B30000]HOWDY, MOTHERFUCKER[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't sound too enthusiastic about that."
Auger: ((morining?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( i am now eating a cake pop )[/color]
Flame_warp : ((Hi frisky. We're you privy to the discussion of barchar?))
Hyper: "I mean, only because you said 'walking'. I don't like walking too much."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( and noodles )[/color]
Hyper: ((No.))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( with spice )[/color]
Flame_warp : ((Wait yes duh))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, we don't have to walk. I can drive to a restaurant."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( #notenoughspice )[/color]
Flame_warp : ((You were the person there I'm a dingus))
Hyper: ((lel
Hyper: "We can walk there, if you want."
Hyper: "I'm fine with it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't like to walk either. But we have to go to my timeline if we drive."
Hyper: "Then we walk."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * You can use Joseph's car.[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh, okay."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Just break into it. /s[/color]
Auger: -walks in- H-heloo
Hyper: * He looks up at Auger. "Howdy."
Auger: -stumbles aroumd, reaching out for somethin- whose there?
Hyper: * He looks back at AD. "Should we use Josooph's car? Or whatever his name is?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He would not want us doing that."
Hyper: "Alright, we can walk."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets up
Hyper: -He gets up as well!-
Flame_warp : ((I pretty much wanna clear it up with all the asriel-playing people. So...p much just slarvath now))
Flame_warp : ((Not laharl, 'cuz HJCAsriel doesn't count))
Asriel_Dreemurr: holds their paw, and starts heading to the anydoor. He figures there's not gonna be restaurants in an empty timeline.
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??: ayy lmao
Hyper: ((ayy lmao
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayynon))
Hyper: ((who the fuck are you
??: i'm crafterrsshaft
Hyper: ((okay
??: but i havent gotten the email confirmation yet
Hyper: ((use parentheses please
??: ((why
Hyper: ((this is a roleplay
??: ((oh
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now mythisoleucine [Joseph] [].
: Joseph: Joseph appears next to Hyper.[/color]
Hyper: ((a very [color=#FF0000]interesting[/color] one))
: Joseph: "Hmm?"
Flame_warp : ((You don't need email confirmation))
Flame_warp : ((I don't have it either))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper, we should go to my ti- oh howdy, Joseph."
Flame_warp : ((I think that's just for password recovery))
Hyper: -He jumps a little, looking at Joseph. "Oh, howdy!"
Flame_warp : ((You just gotta make a character))
Auger: -runs into a chair and falls lover-
: anonymous [??] is now craftersshaft [CS].
Hyper: ((Where did you find this from? The subreddit, or somewhere else?))
CS: ((i'm messing around with this undyne shimeji
Flame_warp : ((Anyway, yes, welcome to our special hell. We have a lot of asriels. There's a creepy/cute mildly yandere chara spirit trying to make and keep as many of them as possible because...refer to the description of said chara.))
CS: ((i found this from cards against undertale
Hyper: ((Ah.))
: Joseph: ( brb
Hyper: ((This is indeed the roleplaying section of CaU.))
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Flame_warp : ((Yup))
Flame_warp : ((The cards are, however, not here))
Hyper: ((Wow, rude.))
Hyper: ((He disconnected.
Flame_warp : ((Prolly timed out or somethin iunno))
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Smol Asriel: ((Hoi
Auger: (oi
Hyper: ((hOi!!!111!1!1!1!1
Smol Asriel: ((New dood?
Smol Asriel: ((Sweet
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Flame_warp : ((Huh. That 'request username' thing is weird))
Flame_warp : ((Anyway))
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Flame_warp : ((We decided what's going on with all them azzys bein' sleepy and all that))
Smol Asriel: is snuggled up to Gotemom with an arm wrapped around him, he's warm and soft
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shall we?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: is at the anydoor
Hyper: "We shall."
Asriel_Dreemurr: opens the door. It opens into his house.
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Flame_warp : ((Well, we mostly decided, anyway. I wanna make sure that you're down with it.))
Hyper: -He looks over the house.- "Oh, this is a nice house!"
Flame_warp : ((I'll pm you some of the log, I guess))
Asriel_Dreemurr: you can see Toriel, who waves.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks."
Hyper: "Howdy!"
Auger: -still in the bar-
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Hyper: -He looks at AD and whispers, "[sub]Does she know?[/sub]"
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Asriel_Dreemurr: nods
Hyper: -He blushes a bright red. Looks like he blushes easily.-
Hyper: "Oh."
Flame_warp : ((Or I would if that wasn't a pain on mobile lol))
Auger: H-h--hheloo?
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Flame_warp : ((Slarvath fuckign left lol))
Smol Asriel: ((Fuk u am here
Auger: I heard some one
Flame_warp : ((Oh okay))
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Hyper: "So.. where are we going?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: leads the to the door. There's a driveway with a car in it.
Flame_warp : ((Then why does it say you're offline))
Flame_warp : ((Am confus))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno. Was gonna decide while we drove."
Smol Asriel: ((idk
Smol Asriel: ((Reading the logs
Hyper: "Ah. Let's go to your car, then."
Flame_warp : ((Ya))
Smol Asriel: ((R-Hyper: ((Maybe the entity loves Asriels. #6 R-Hyper: ((Supreme-Goat-Lover
Hyper: -He smirks. "And I'm driving."-
Hyper: "Actually, nah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, right."
Hyper: -He snickers.-
Smol Asriel: ((Flame_warp : ((Yeah. It's weird and mildly creepy but also powerful enough that it's hard to just get rid of it.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets In the drivers seat
Hyper: -He gets in the passenger's seat.
Smol Asriel: ((Nobody said it
Asriel_Dreemurr: starts the car, and pulls out of the driveway
Flame_warp : ((Nobody said what?))
Hyper: "So.."
Auger: -trips and falls over no a chair- Aww
Hyper: "What places do you like?"
Smol Asriel: ((I was expecting a joke
Smol Asriel: ((You let me down
Asriel_Dreemurr: "There's a really good Chinese place near here."
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Flame_warp : ((I had no joke to tell))
Hyper: "What else?"
Smol Asriel: is still snuggled up to BToriel
Protobot: ((I went to charat out of habbit
Flame_warp : ((This is an actual serious thing))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also there's a fancy restaurant with like fish and steak near here."
Smol Asriel: ((>Mildly creepy
Smol Asriel: ((>Loves Asriels
Smol Asriel: ((>Supreme-Goat-Lover
: Flame_warp [Flame_warp ] is now Bondertale [Bondertale].
Hyper: "I like steak. And fish."
: Joseph: Joseph appears...in the car.
Smol Asriel: ((I am the bar chara
Bondertale: gotemom sleeps with the smol goteson
Bondertale: (pff)
: Joseph: "V8 Caddy not enough, hmmmmmm?" He disappears.
Auger: Anyone? Someone?
Bondertale: (no, I shall be playing barchar)
: mythisoleucine [Joseph] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
Bondertale: (at least, I was planning on it)
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah
Smol Asriel: ((You do it it was ur idea
Protobot: (( My starbound characters died today. I was playing on hardcore mode so their all gone ))
Protobot: (( RIP ))
Smol Asriel: ((This isn't just gonna be some random azzy I brought in to be cute
Auger: (sad airhorn
Bondertale: (anyway, I take it you like the idea, or at least done dislike it? )
Smol Asriel: ((I actually have a purpose of adding another one to the pile
Smol Asriel: ((It's a cool idea
Bondertale: (hooray)
Smol Asriel: ((I was thinking meta shit
Smol Asriel: ((Like the rp is actually all in the matrix and the matrix is run by /r/undertale
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Let's go there then."
Hyper: -He smiles. "Alrighty!"-
Bondertale: (pff)
Protobot: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E ))
Asriel_Dreemurr: starts driving to a fancy restaurant that I don't have any name for
Bondertale: (it is slightly meta, but not that meta)
Smol Asriel: looks at Auger, "H-hi..." he says quietly
Auger: Helllo?!?
Auger: I heard someone
Smol Asriel: ((Yazan where is Auger in the OC list
Hyper: * He waits quietly.
Auger: ((near the beginning, got rid of an oc I never used
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Is this just gonna be a date))
Auger: (slot 4 I think
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or should something happen))
Hyper: ((something could happen if you want
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Auger: (dating start!
Hyper: ((but i'm not doing sex on the first date
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Smol Asriel: ((Ratchet and clank stuff?
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: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( if anyone does r&c i'm playing alister azimuth )[/color]
Auger: ((wants a fluffy character myself, but not another Asriel
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( is auger a lombax )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Nah, I'm not gonna test anything))
Auger: ((yes
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( auger is a lombax? )[/color]
Auger: ((he is
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( now i want to play a lombax )[/color]
Auger: ((he is an oc though
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( alister is dead tho iirc )[/color]
Hyper: * Still waiting.
Asriel_Dreemurr: arrives at restaurant
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Smol Asriel: ((Yazan if you dont have any plans we could do some fun stuff with BTale
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( AD has a car? )[/color]
Auger: ((sure
Bondertale: (explain your meaning)
Asriel_Dreemurr: parks, and unlocks car
Auger: (get auger somewhere safe first
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Is AD using Joseph's Cadillac )[/color]
Hyper: * He gets out, and quickly opens the door for AD.
Auger: -wanders over to where he heard the voice- I heard someone, please
Smol Asriel: ((We could do torgore in front of BToriel and have hilarity ensue
Asriel_Dreemurr: exits, tanking Hyper
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( AD pls )[/color]
Hyper: ((
Hyper: ((geez this is the first date not so fast
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Are they using Joseph's car )[/color]
Auger: ((tank the chubby goay with a M1A1 Abrams
Auger: ((no
Asriel_Dreemurr: Thanking*
Smol Asriel: H-hello
Hyper: "So, uhm.. should we head inside?"
Auger: whose there?
Smol Asriel: is a smol puffbal under the arm of BToriel
Bondertale: (then jukon is like 'yo wanna make Asgore really fucking jealous?' )
Smol Asriel: Hi... I'm Asriel
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( BRB looking up car names to name shy lombax )[/color]
Bondertale: toriel yawns, stirring.
Auger: Ohh, thank the bolt.
Auger: I-i-i'm Auger
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, and starts going inside. It's a nice place, with a variety of different monsters and humans. It's not too busy, and there's a table for two open."
Hyper: * He goes over to the table and sits down.
Hyper: "..Wow, this is nice."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits across from them
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah. Been here a couple time with my parents."
Smol Asriel: is under her arm
Hyper: * He nods.
Smol Asriel: It's nice to meet you...
Asriel_Dreemurr: * A waiter comes up, and asks them for what they want to Drink.
Hyper: "Mm.. I would like strawberry lemonade."
Auger: -reaches the couch and pats around it-\
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'll have a water."
Auger: -climbs on it and sits down- its nice to meet yiu
Smol Asriel: Yeah...
Auger: I'm just going to sit here for a mintue
: Yazan [Auger] is now Yazan [YoungKingAsgore].
Bondertale: hugs the asriel tightly. They didn't really trust this new person, at least not totally.
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( FD is here and she is stealing my pencils and pens )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: * the waiter leaves, returning in a few minutes with a strawberry lemonade and two cups of water.
Asriel_Dreemurr: * they leave three straws
Smol Asriel: is still snuggles tightly in her arms
Smol Asriel: ((Alright bring asgore in first for some shit and then tori will follow
YoungKingAsgore: --Auger sits around, he is a feline like animal thats 5'3, brown fur with black strips, and pure white eyes
Smol Asriel: ((I would dual rp if I could
Smol Asriel: ((Auger blind?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Was Joseph's car used omg )[/color]
YoungKingAsgore: -bursts in- HOWDY
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((No))
YoungKingAsgore: (yes he is
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((As is twenty one and they are in his timeline))
Hyper: * He takes a straw and drops it into his strawberry lemondade. "Thanks! I appreciate it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ad*))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( thank god )[/color]
Asriel_Dreemurr: thanks the waiter
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well now we talk and decide what to eat."
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Guys, which name sounds good: Elise or Europa[/color]
Hyper: "I want a steak, and french fries."
Hyper: "I can settle that pretty quick."
Hyper: ((Europa sounds more like Ethiopia, so go with that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm gonna get some grouper, and a side of fries aswell. Fish and Chips."
Smol Asriel: 's eyes widen up as they see gorey, they squirm out of the tight snuggle and tackle hug daddy. He's like 3 feet tall
Hyper: * He smiles. "Mmhm.."
Bondertale: "Oh, God..." toriel muttered.
Hyper: ((*pulls out shotgun* *kills smol asriel*
YoungKingAsgore: -walks to couches- How fare thee?
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( ethiopia? )[/color]
Hyper: * He sips on his drink.
Hyper: ((It's a place in Africa
Asriel_Dreemurr: * The waiter arrives, and asked if they are ready to order. AD responds yes.
Smol Asriel: ((Did that last one send
YoungKingAsgore: ((oh
Bondertale: "Fine." toriel said, trying to keep a bite out of her words-mostly for asriel's sake.
YoungKingAsgore: -retcon
Hyper: ((Many children suffer from hunger in Ethiopia
YoungKingAsgore: oh child!
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Guys, I stole FD's tradition http://m.wikipedia.org/wikipedia/Lotus_Europa )[/color]
Smol Asriel: I'm so sorry...
Hyper: "Yep!"
YoungKingAsgore: -kneels down to AD- Hey Hey, its alright
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( fuck broken link http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_Europa[/color]
Smol Asriel: isn't crying nearly as much as he was when he saw gotemom but he's still pretty cry-ey
Hyper: "I would like a medium cooked steak, and fries!"
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YoungKingAsgore: -looks over at toriel with a," what the hell" look-
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Smol Asriel: is hugging, apologizing over and over again
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Asriel_Dreemurr: orders fish and chips. The waiter leaves.
Smol Asriel: ((brb
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Hyper: * He looks back at Asriel. "Hhm.. you look nice today."
YoungKingAsgore: -picks the smol child up and hold him- There there, its okay, let it all out
Bondertale: Toriel gave him the stink eye. "I didn't do anything."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: blushes a bit, and says "Thanks. Not looking bad yourself."
Bondertale: She stood up. "This little one did something which it's best not to talk about. I was simply trying to help comfort them, until you came in."
Smol Asriel: hugs even tighter, closer to gorey's face, he stops apologizing and just sobs
YoungKingAsgore: -is holding smol child- it seems that he needs help
Hyper: * He blushes a little bit as well! "Even if you were in a tuxedo, you would still look just as pretty as you are right now."
Bondertale: (should barchar have a ':)' as a prefix? )
YoungKingAsgore: -hugs back on the smol asriel-
Smol Asriel: You're alive... I-I'm so sorry... both of you...
Bondertale: "Yes, indeed. Which is why, for the time being, I shall do my best to act civil towards you." she said, hoping that asriel didn't hear.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I feel warm and fuzzy inside."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is smiling brightly
YoungKingAsgore: ah I see.....
Hyper: "That's called love."
Smol Asriel: didn't, you get a pass
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I know what love is."
YoungKingAsgore: Child its alright
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Love is how I feel around you.@
YoungKingAsgore: dry your tears amd steel your heart
Hyper: "Of course."
Hyper: "I was just pointing out that."
Smol Asriel: stops crying, still sniffling a bit
Asriel_Dreemurr: *the waiter returns, with a tray with both dishes.
YoungKingAsgore: -pats SA on the back, doing his best to comfort the smol child
Asriel_Dreemurr: he places the food down, and says "Enjoy." Before he leaves.
Bondertale: toriel has no intention of bringing up her and Asgore's...turmoil for a while, at least
Smol Asriel: is the floofiest gote you've ever felt
Asriel_Dreemurr: politely eats his food
Hyper: * He looks down at his food. "..Wow. It both smells AND tasted good."
Smol Asriel: Dad...
YoungKingAsgore: -a it surprised at that, but goes along with it- Yes child?
Smol Asriel: I'm... so sorry...
Smol Asriel: Please... forgive me...
Hyper: * He politely eats his food, yet is noticably eating it faster than AD is.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You still recovering from being dead?"
YoungKingAsgore: -wraps himself about tighter- Everything will be fine
YoungKingAsgore: I do
Hyper: * He nods. "Of course! I'm getting better, though."
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets some funny looks from a family of four infront of him. Hyper can't see it though, because the family is behind Hyper.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd assume that's why you're so hungry."
Hyper: "Yes."
YoungKingAsgore: ((he didn't get tubby because he died
Smol Asriel: closes his eyes and nuzzles in to the hug, he has a very sad smile
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now mythisoleucine [Europa] [].
Bondertale: (so, maybe barchar is part of the reason hyper is working as well as he is? Like, not the ONLY reason, but part of it)
Hyper: "Wouldn't you eat a lot if you were dead for three days?"
Hyper: ((Maybe.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "True."
YoungKingAsgore: -sits down with the child- rest now child
Smol Asriel: eventually falls asleep, still sniffling
: Europa: * ( test )
Hyper: "This is also some really good food, too."
Hyper: "So.. yeah!"
Hyper: * He gives a slight smile.
: Europa: * ( this color good for you guys )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah his place is great, but it will put a hol in your wallet."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Young Toriel [Young Toriel].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Kinda over priced for the portions, but you know."
Hyper: "Mmhm.."
YoungKingAsgore: is there a bed in the back I can put him?
Hyper: "It's worth it, though."
Bondertale: (seems fine)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nothing that I wouldn't do for you."
: Europa: * Whoa, there. Some Lombax walks into the bar.
: Europa: * "Hey, M--what the heck?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't you mean euphoria, m'ythisoleucine))
YoungKingAsgore: Howdy
: Europa: * ( ;] )
Young Toriel: ((M'sparp
Hyper: * He looks down at his clothing. "I do need new clothes, especially because I can't wear the same thing every day."
: Europa: * ( joseph raced in 24 hours of le mans and won )
Hyper: "But you don't have to buy any."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah. Think any of my stuff would fit you? Or do we need to go to the store?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's my pleasure."
Hyper: "Well.. I guess we could go to the store after this. If you want."
Young Toriel: walks in through the anydoor
YoungKingAsgore: I will take the child to the back
Asriel_Dreemurr: nods, finishing up his food
Bondertale: Toriel nodded.
YoungKingAsgore: Hello Tori!
Young Toriel: Hi Gorey!
Hyper: * He finishes up his food as well! He thinks he ate a little too much, but whaaaatever.
YoungKingAsgore: I will be back in a minute -has smol gote in his hands-
Young Toriel: Oh, who's this?
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: (test)
YoungKingAsgore: -gets up and walks to the back-
: Europa: * "...Uh."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well, I'll pay the bill, and we'll be on our way."
YoungKingAsgore: An Asriel I believe
Hyper: "Alrighty!"
Young Toriel: Alright
Asriel_Dreemurr: pays the bill, and gets up, taking Hypers paw
Hyper: * He exits the restaurant, holding AD's hand.
Bondertale: (I think barchar is going to find Mr. Oblivion here veeeery interesting)
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks them to the car.
YoungKingAsgore: -comes back out after a minute and walks up to Toriel-
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: (very)
YoungKingAsgore: -his tori-
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: (WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY VERY)
Young Toriel: gives a quick smooch and takes him to the couch
Young Toriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/cHTBVt2.jpg
Young Toriel: ((HEEEEEEELP
YoungKingAsgore: (damn I got dual browser)
YoungKingAsgore: (I can't
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((CALM DOWN))
: Europa: * (AHHHHHHHHH)
Hyper: * He enterd the car, and sits down.
: mythisoleucine [Europa] [] is now mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's an escape game, with inspiration))
Young Toriel: ((ITS BAD
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I've seen it played through.))
Young Toriel: ((ITS BAD
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's not good))
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: ( I CAN ACTUALLY DOWNLOAD THE GAME )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But I'm not going as far to say it's bad.))
Young Toriel: ((SO CAN I
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Because it's not meant to be serious))
YoungKingAsgore: -auger is lying on the couch,-
YoungKingAsgore: -kisses tori passionalty after they sit-
: mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [] is now mythisoleucine [Europa] [].
Young Toriel: kisses back passionately
: mythisoleucine [Europa] [] is now mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's pretty shitty if it was actually tryin to be a serious game.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((But it's not.))
Hyper: * He groans. "I think I ate too much.."
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: ( this fucking NateWantsToBattle cover ech )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's compiled of a ton of 2015 memes that does))
Asriel_Dreemurr: Died*
Hyper: "What about yoy?"
Hyper: you*
Hyper: fuck you*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm good. "
Hyper: fuck you phone*
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You wanna just head to the bar?"
Hyper: "Mm, okay."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And lie down or something till you feel better?"
YoungKingAsgore: -is making out with YTori in front of Btori-
Hyper: "Well.. nah."
Hyper: "I suppose we can still go to the store."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Only what you want."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We dont have to. I'm sure Jukon has other stuff he wore."
Young Toriel: is making out also as well
Young Toriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/q34hU
Young Toriel: ((FUCKING
Young Toriel: ((WHY
Hyper: "No, I want to pick my own clothes."
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: ( i disabled autocorrect )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay."
: Bondertale's connection timed out.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So store?"
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: ( I need an Android keyboard with larger buttons )
Hyper: "Right."
Asriel_Dreemurr: drives to generic clothes store
Young Toriel: ((Flame left rip
: Yazan [YoungKingAsgore] is now Yazan [Junko or Jukon].
Junko or Jukon: (did this wok?
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Wok))
Junko or Jukon: ((damn, I can't dual characters anymore
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It did))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Not))
Hyper: "That's a very generic clothes store."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Very."
: Yazan [Junko or Jukon] is now Yazan [YoungKingAsgore].
: mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [] is now mythisoleucine [Europa] [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Almost like someone just couldn't think of something."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Cough cough cough cough))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Me))
Asriel_Dreemurr: parks and exits the car, opening the door for Hyper
Hyper: * He exits the car. "Thanks!"
: Europa: *( The clothes store shoULD have one of those names )
YoungKingAsgore: ((damn it flame
Asriel_Dreemurr: enters the store
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((K you can decide what cloths they get
YoungKingAsgore: -will be making out with Tori until Btori returns-
Young Toriel: yep
: Europa: *( brb
Hyper: ((okay
: Yazan [YoungKingAsgore] is now Yazan [Auger].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm not calling this ship rielas I'm calling it yingyang))
Hyper: * He finds an exact copy of Toriel's robe! "Huh. I wonder why they have this."
Auger: ((better
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Probably because the royal family is popular. I guarantee you they stock my clothes here."
: Europa: *Europa just looks around the bar.
Auger: -lying on the couch- confused with all the talking
: Europa: *( europa is a lombax kek )
Asriel_Dreemurr: has been getting looks from people, and got pointed to a lot at the resturant and here.
Auger: (so it Auger, but hes blind
: Europa: *( oh my )
Hyper: * He finds a black version of Toriel's robe and grabs it. He made sure to get one that was a bigger size than his own, because he wanted to look how he was before he died!
Auger: -looks nervious
Hyper: "This one looks nice."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "sure does. Matches your fur. Except your chest, anyways."
: Europa: *Europa notices Auger and goes over to him. "Hello...."
Auger: AHH- freaks out a bit-
Hyper: "Mm, that's true."
Hyper: "Can I try it on?"
Auger: who....are you?
: Europa: *"Europa...."
Auger: I'm Auger
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of course. There should be a dressing room over there. I'll wait outside."
Hyper: "Make sure not to peek."
Hyper: * He winks.
Auger: -offer his hand, but its slightly off-
Auger: -slighty away I mean
Asriel_Dreemurr: blushes a bit, and waits outside
Hyper: * He then walks over to the dressing room and enters it!
: Europa: *Europa awkardly grabs Auger's hand and shakes it, with a weak grip. Their hand is also a bit shaky.
Auger: ((-appears out from around the cornor- Jukon: you guys fuck yet?))
Hyper: * He walks back out! It's a perfect fit, and he looks similar to what he looked like before he died.
Hyper: "D-Do I look good?"
Auger: -he lifts up his goggles to reveal his white eyes-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You look amazing. Very similar to how you used to look."
: Europa: *They just look at Auger, nervous. "O-oh...."
Auger: I don't know where I'm at
Auger: or wahts happening here
: Europa: *"Neither do I..."
Hyper: * Let's just say that he blushes VERY hard. "T-Thanks.."
Auger: there was a child crying a few minutes ago
Auger: some people talking
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Although, I think it looks even better with the black fur."
: Europa: *( i've got an ideaaaaaa )
: Europa: *"Ah...."
Hyper: * He walks up to AD and hugs him.
Auger: ((go ahead with the idea
Asriel_Dreemurr: hugs back. You could swear you heard some one say "Awww" somewhere.
: Europa: *(Robot-name connection will most likely not be solved )
Auger: could you tell me where I'm at?
: Europa: *( SKYLINE has connections to Arcadia and Novelica )
Auger: whats around or something
: Europa: *"I don't know....a bar?"
Auger: a bar? how'd I get here
Asriel_Dreemurr: stops the long hug
Hyper: * He lets go as well and kisses AD on the cheek.
: Europa: *( SKYLINE killed Novelica )
: Europa: *( heheheheh )
Asriel_Dreemurr: blushes a lot, staring at their eyes.
: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Should we head back?"
Hyper: * For plot's sake, his eyes are still purple.
Bondertale: (gfd hyper I can barely read your text)
Hyper: "Yeah. We should."
Hyper: ((gfd i want to use black
Auger: (slar you there?
: mythisoleucine [Europa] [] is now mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [].
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns to car
Bondertale: toriel watches Asgore and ytori. She is...unamused.
Auger: -Asgore and Ytori have been making out on the couches-
Young Toriel: ((Back
Hyper: * He enters the car as well.
: Yazan [Auger] is now Yazan [YoungKingAsgore].
Young Toriel: is making out with Asgore, Smol Azzy is asleep in the bedroom
YoungKingAsgore: You are so beautiful my dear
Young Toriel: So are you
Hyper: * He hopes nobody was uncomfortable with him in the mall and restaurant.
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: This Asriel is still sitting on a chair, watching over everyone, sleepless for about a month.
Asriel_Dreemurr: drives back to his hiuse
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
YoungKingAsgore: I coudn't have asked for a better person iny my life than you
Young Toriel: I love you so much, Asgore
YoungKingAsgore: I love you with all my heart
YoungKingAsgore: Tori
Hyper: * He exits the car, looking at AD.
Bondertale: "Now, Asgore, as I understand it, you claimed that you were entirely devoted to novelica. I realize, of course, she is no more-i'm sorry for your loss. However, this is not the way two people who have been together for one day act."
Young Toriel: ...
Young Toriel: We've known each other ten years...
: mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [] is now mythisoleucine [FD_F7] [].
YoungKingAsgore: its only until recently we decided to be together in this manner
: FD_F7: A robot just appears on the couch next to YTori.
Young Toriel: ..oh, hello
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss&Hatter] joined chat.
: FD_F7: It has a feminine voice, similar to Novelica's. "Hello...."
YoungKingAsgore: Howdy?
: High Priest Laharl [Alyss&Hatter] disconnected.
: FD_F7: "Hi."
Young Toriel: snuggles up to gorey
YoungKingAsgore: -wraps his cape around the two and snuggles up-
Bondertale: (oh god)
Bondertale: (novelica is, evidently, only mostly kill)
: FD_F7: ( FD can just fucking rip the cape off "I'm back." )
YoungKingAsgore: who are you
YoungKingAsgore: -both Asgore and Tori have cybernetic arms btw-
: FD_F7: The robot speaks in a voice identical to that of Novelica's. "FD_F7 build six 'Evolution'."
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
YoungKingAsgore: you sound like.....someone I knew
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((My phone died))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm back now))
Hyper: ((rip
Hyper: * He gets out of the car, looking at AD.
: FD_F7: "Who might that person be..."
YoungKingAsgore: Novelica
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks back at them
Young Toriel: ...
Hyper: "Well.. that was fun."
Young Toriel: ((inb4 Azzy and Hyper park
: FD_F7: ". . ."
Hyper: ((what do you mean
Bondertale: Toriel blinked. "Oh. Ohhh. This...is interesting."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I though so too."
YoungKingAsgore: .....
: FD_F7: "I'm back."
: FD_F7: "And I just wanted to say hi."
YoungKingAsgore: Nova? you're alive?
YoungKingAsgore: but how?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Want to return to the bar?"
Young Toriel: . . .
: FD_F7: ( FD then pulls a Shea and decimates timelines )
Hyper: "Sure."
: FD_F7: "I have connections."
Asriel_Dreemurr: walks into his house and through the anydoor to the bar
Asriel_Dreemurr: with hyper
YoungKingAsgore: okay...?
Hyper: * Hyper collapses onto the couch, and slumps down into it.
Young Toriel: Hello Asriel and... Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: slumps down onto it.
YoungKingAsgore: well regardless its good so see you alive....I know our relation did not work out, but I never wished ill intent towards you
: FD_F7: "It's weird when your own project kills you."
YoungKingAsgore: Howdy!
Asriel_Dreemurr: *hyper looks nothing like ASRIEL
Asriel_Dreemurr: Asriel*
Hyper: "Howdy."
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper] disconnected.
: FD_F7: Her body flashes bright blue for a second.
: Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper] joined chat.
YoungKingAsgore: I heard about that
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy everyone."
YoungKingAsgore: Howdy again
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans on Hyper
Bondertale: Toriel waved absent-mindedly at ad.
: FD_F7: "Neurotoxin, oh, neurotoxin~"
Hyper: * He leans further into AD.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
Hyper: * He seems to like the leaning.
Hyper: * He is also wearing a black robe with the delta rune printed on it.
YoungKingAsgore: how did that happen?
: FD_F7: "Anyways, I have [color=#ff0000]w o r k[/color] to do." Work was said in an ominous tone.
YoungKingAsgore: -oh okay
Hyper: "Well.. that was fun."
YoungKingAsgore: -begins making out with Tori again
: FD_F7: She leaves, now a 7'5 robot designed for combat. The sound of weapons being equipped can be heard before she leaves.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] joined chat.
: F!B10 [F!B10] joined chat.
Young Toriel: makes out as well
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sure was."
Bondertale: "...am I the only one who found that last bit...worruing?"
Nance: ((And noooooow I redownload everything onto my 3DS and make use of my 240k blocks))
: mythisoleucine [FD_F7] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
Hyper: "I can successfully say that I love you, Asriel."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's good."
YoungKingAsgore: -is too busy making out-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Realstion ships usually suck when you don't love eachother."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Relationships*
Asriel_Dreemurr: Fuck*
Asriel_Dreemurr: You*
Nance: -Nance has, in the meantime, pretty much done not much but enjoy her time with Frisk because that's how this sort of thing works-
Hyper: "That's pretty obvious, Sherlock." -He grins.-
: F!B10 [F!B10] is now Robo [Robo].
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine walks into the bar, holding a binder and books.[/color]
Hyper: * Frisk has done the same thing.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm Asriel, not Sherlock."
Robo: [font=Roboto]-walks in, in her outfit.-[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Get you facts strait."
Hyper: "Heh.."
Robo: [font=Roboto]-sees Hyper- !!!!!![/font]
Hyper: * He is unrecognizable.
Asriel_Dreemurr: hyper wouldn't be recognizable
Nance: ((Wrong Straight, AD))
Robo: was suprised at the new guy then.
YoungKingAsgore: ((is a black furred goat that is a bit tubby
Bondertale: (deciding when to bring in barchar. So far, I am...still unsure )
Bondertale: (I wanted to wait 'til bazzy and Fanta do stuff, buuuut iunno)
Robo: sits by AD, but not too close.
Hyper: * He is a black, chubby goat wearing a black robe with the DR printed on it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Robo."
Robo: [font=Roboto]Hey there, AD.[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you remember Robo?"
YoungKingAsgore: -seems to be deliberatly making out near Btori-
Hyper: "Oh! Howdy, Robo."
Robo: [font=Roboto]Remember...?[/font]
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * "Hi...everyone...."[/color]
Robo: scans the black goat.
Robo: [font=Roboto]!!!!![/font]
Hyper: -He smiles. "Howdy, ehm.."-
Hyper: "I kinda remember you!"
Robo: [font=Roboto]You return similar results to someone I know dearly![/font]
Young Toriel: doesn't know why gorey is so... kissy today
: mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [] is now mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [].
Hyper: -He nods.- "Well, to jog your memory, my name is Hyper!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper is back. I though you were her when I told everyone."
Robo: [font=Roboto]In case you've forgo-[/font]
: T̢̛͞͏́h̸͜͞ę̶̵̷̕ ̸͘F̛͏o̕͏r̡̛͢͡g̵̵̛͠͞ơ̢̧̕t̕͠͏͝t̷̨̛͠è̶͟͞ņ̴͟ ̀A͏̸s̸̀͘͝͝r̵̸i̛͟͟͞͏e̕͜l̴̨̀͜͟: He just sits on a chair, watching everyone. He is a fucking outcast.
Robo: gawks!
Robo: [font=Roboto]H-Hyper...![/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]YOU'RE ALIVE![/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We brought him back."
Hyper: -He snickers. "..Indeed I am."-
Bondertale: isstill unamused.thats abkut it. She might have been intentionally trying to keep her reaction dull, she realized.
Robo: tackle-hugs him. Thankfully, she's light.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Robo: unhugs.
: Bondertale [Bondertale] disconnected.
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "..."
: Bondertale [Bondertale] joined chat.
Robo: [font=Roboto]S-sorry... I was excited and happy to see him alive again...[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: well Tori and I are going to go back to the castle
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "I'm just...an outcast now...."
Young Toriel: Smol Asriel is sound asleep in the back bedroom
Hyper: "Heheh.." -He was softer than usual, when Robo hugged him.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not judging."
Hyper: "It's fine."
Robo: looks to AD.
Hyper: "You're always so happy, anyways.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks back
Barchar: /me the forgotten asriel feels something on his shoulder
Robo: [font=Roboto]Did you help bring him back?[/font]
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Me and Jukon did it."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Give her a big thanks next time you see her."
Bondertale: (mmn. /me doesn't work for character commands. Good to know. )
Robo: then proceeds to tackle-hug AD.
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "Nobody..." He turns around, dusting off his shoulder.
Young Toriel: ((I'm using /me just fine
Asriel_Dreemurr: gets hugged not really hugging back
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "..."
Robo: unhugs.
Bondertale: (no, like)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Just set your username and character name to the same name
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No problem."
YoungKingAsgore: is anyone watching the small Asriel? I can take care of him if need be
Bondertale: (if you use a command to show one character's name instead of another)
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( I just don't use me anymore )
Barchar: forgotten asriel feels as if he sees something out of the corner of his eye.
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: He just ignores it. He's seen enough.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Just use an asterisk))
Asriel_Dreemurr: * Asriel feels happy
Robo: ((brb
Hyper: -He starts to giggle, remembering Robo a little more.-
YoungKingAsgore: YTori, would you be against bringing a smol child back with us
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or manually put dashes))
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Asriel feels happy-
Young Toriel: The Asriel from before? I'd love to bring him back
YoungKingAsgore: lets then, hes in the back sleeping
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's funny?"
YoungKingAsgore: he needs help from the looks of it
Nance: ((I just realized I saved Frisky from becoming a Christmas Cake, her future self dies at age 25, when no-one will want a no-longer young woman. Now she's married and has kids so she's taken, not a Christmas Cake))
Bondertale: Toriel narrowed her eyes. She cleared her throat. "Asgore, I think it best you not do that. He seems to think of me as his mother, if he saw your...friend,he might be very confused."
Young Toriel: ...
Hyper: "I'm just remembering something."
YoungKingAsgore: he is sleeping, plus you two look alike, do you think he'll be able to tell the difference in his stat?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And what's that?"
YoungKingAsgore: state*
Hyper: ((what
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "..."
Nance: ((related http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasCake))
Nance: ((Oh ffs http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasCake ))
Robo: , unbeknownst to both gotes, harbors feelings for both.
Hyper: "I'm just laughing because I remember how much Robo liked me."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."
Asriel_Dreemurr: is still probably getting the salty taste out of his mouth from that.
YoungKingAsgore: ((should have been another satly taste
Barchar: there's a vague noise near tfa. It sounds vaguely like a growl. Nobody else can hear it.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You shh))
Robo: blushes lightly.
Bondertale: (gfd if you're going to have him here, I'm going to use him for something that isn't 'not being noticed' )
Robo: [font=Roboto]I-I think I have something to say, still...[/font]
YoungKingAsgore: ((I already broke the new boden room for you Bread
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "What the fuck..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((what))
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( I watched part of it live )
YoungKingAsgore: (broke in*
Young Toriel: ((What
Hyper: "Hmm?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh GDI you beat Slarvath somehow))
Young Toriel: ((Oh fuck
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Young Toriel: ((I
Young Toriel: ((I've been outplayed
: Robo [Robo] disconnected.
YoungKingAsgore: ((looks like I'm the new boden master
Young Toriel: ((Hahahahahahahahahaha
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "..."
Young Toriel: ((Some day
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Sad air horns))
Barchar: to the right of tfa, there seems to be...its hard to tell. You can make out a couple of details-a wide chesire-cat smile, brown hair, and really, [color=red]REALLY[/COLOR] bright red eyes.
Young Toriel: ((I need to get boden and destroy all of you
Young Toriel: ((Like we gon do some FUCKED up shit
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: He's nervously darting his eyes around the r-He looks to his right.
Barchar: still, nobody else seems to notice
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "...hey"
YoungKingAsgore: (letd be the boden rulers Slar, you and I
Young Toriel: ((Yes
Hyper: "What is it, Robo?"
Nance: ((I'd do boden but Nance is pretty much just Frisky's and the only other one of my characters allowed there doesn't like any of you))
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Robo? You lose your train of thought?"
Barchar: whatever it is seems to tilt it's head, as if it didn't expect that. It's mouth moves, but nothing comes out.
Young Toriel: ((We shall get kinky as fuck next time
Hyper: ((yeah rip
: Young Toriel [Young Toriel] is now Female Asriel [Female Asriel].
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: He just smiles and nods. The smile is weak as fuck.
YoungKingAsgore: the child believes me to be his father, plus I am at greater capacity to ensure his lively hood and future
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: (Previously HJCAsriel)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ohh you just fucking said that to BToriel))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((1st bad move there))
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: (RIP)
Barchar: whatever it is smiles. That was, evidently, the right answer.
Female Asriel: walks in through the anydoor, throwing her helmet straight off and onto the floor and taking a seat at the bar. She takes a seat at the bar and grabs a whole bottle of vodka
: Female Asriel [Female Asriel] is now Young Toriel [Young Toriel].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She's amalgam and drinking vodka))
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "..."
Hyper: -He immediately stares at FAsriel, before sighing and looking back at Robo.-
YoungKingAsgore: (I'm about to end rp with Asgore Slar
Young Toriel: *FAsriel drips a bit of herself into the vodka
Asriel_Dreemurr: "won't that stuff turn you into the witch from the wizard of oz, Fanta?"
Young Toriel: ((Wait what
Bondertale: Toriel glared at him. She cleared her throat. Keep it civil. "I am not forbidding you for taking that course of action if you wish. Lord knows that never stopped you before. But, for NOW, I don't think you should."
YoungKingAsgore: ((gonna switch over to Jukno
Young Toriel: *FAsriel "I need a drink... I don't care what it does"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're gonna melt."
Young Toriel: ((Oh I thought you were ending Asgore permenantly
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not cleaning you Puzo
Asriel_Dreemurr: Up*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((PUZO?))
Barchar: whatever it is snaps it's head towards Fanta. It then turns towards basriel. Poof. It's gone.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((THE FUCK IS A PUZO))
Hyper: * He then looks back at FAsriel. "That's, uhm.. dangerous."
Bondertale: bazzy yawns, waking up and stretchibg
: Young Toriel [Young Toriel] is now Female Asriel [Female Asriel].
Hyper: ((it stands for pussy
Female Asriel: ((PUZO
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "..."
Hyper: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((IT DOES?))
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: " the hell was that"
Bondertale: (he used to do that. )
Hyper: ((*shrugs*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((NOPE))
Bondertale: (but them he was a babbychild)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((MARIO PUZO))
Female Asriel: sticks a finger in the bottle, it melts off and she looks like she's getting buzzed from it
Female Asriel: That's better...
Bondertale: (ayy imma stick it in ur puzo)
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is that actually getting you drunk?"
YoungKingAsgore: -walks to the back room and emerges with the sleeping child- I'm not one to stand idly by and ignore a child in need of help
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "..."
Hyper: "Uhm.. why are you getting drunk?"
YoungKingAsgore: Tori, shall we go?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wish I could do that, so I don't have to burn my throat."
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: He goes back to...being forgotten.
Female Asriel: *Toriel "Alright"
Female Asriel: *Toriel goes with Asgore
Female Asriel: It burns like hell but I just need a drink
Bondertale: Toriel grabbed Asgore's shoulder. "And I am not one to let you INFORRECTLY THINK you're helping this child."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Asgore ignored the child by putting it in an isolated room))
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( LOLOLOLOLOLO )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Instead of keeping child close))
YoungKingAsgore: ((he was asleep
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( BEST FATHER EVER 2026 )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Toriel held him while he slept))
YoungKingAsgore: -shrugs off her hand-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Does he know how much sperm has to be on the floor of that room?))
Female Asriel: ((Also ghost toriel has already given BToriel parental rights
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((And that bed must be filthy))
Bondertale: "Asgore." toriel growled.
Female Asriel: the room is still glowing a light blue
: Female Asriel [Female Asriel] is now Young Toriel [Young Toriel].
Young Toriel: ...
YoungKingAsgore: -glarse back-
YoungKingAsgore: -glares*
Bondertale: "Forgive me, but last time you tried to raise asriel, it didn't work so well.
Hyper: "Why do you need a drink, though?"
YoungKingAsgore: I never raised Asriel STOP COMPARING ME TO YOUR HUSBAND
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd let Btoriel take care of the kid."
Young Toriel: . . . . . . . .
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ghost Toriel will posses you."
Hyper: "..Ech."
Young Toriel: Ghost Toriel?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And trust me, it's not pleasant."
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "I'd let BToriel take care of the kid too..." Nobody would listen to his advice.
YoungKingAsgore: I've managed to avoid numerous mistakes other Asgores made
Hyper: -He uses the little sticky out part of his robe to cover his ears.-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, this Asriels original mother. 99% sure that they gave Btoriel the right to take care of them."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or else they'd still be next to me."
Young Toriel: ...well if she gave her the right to
Bondertale: toriel simply continues to stare at Asgore.
YoungKingAsgore: .....
: Young Toriel [Young Toriel] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Asriel_Dreemurr: is helping Toriel and is happy about it
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: He wonders if Barchar will be back.
Smol Asriel: walks out of the bedroom at the best possible time
Smol Asriel: ...
YoungKingAsgore: you better do this right Toriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asgore, she has already done it right."
Smol Asriel: Umm...
Smol Asriel: Mom?
Smol Asriel: Why are there... two of you?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Asriel?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: looks to child
YoungKingAsgore: she also lets prejudice blind hr
YoungKingAsgore: -looks over at smol Asriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you come over here so I can explain something, kid?"
Bondertale: "Shush, my child." toriel said, gently. "There are...so.e things which need explaining."
Smol Asriel: looks at dad, then at BToriel, then at YToriel, then just goes over to AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: pats the spot next to him on the couch
Smol Asriel: hops up next to him
Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, remember when I met you as Flowey?"
Bondertale: "Asgore, I understand you have done many things differently. And, I so commend you for that. However, you. Are still. Asgore. I know what you do in this situation. Your circumstances are different, but your personality is NOT."
Smol Asriel: Yeah...
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "And I tell you I was you?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: Told*
YoungKingAsgore: You do not know me
YoungKingAsgore: and that is apparent
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Can you two stop arguing?"
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "....What have I become....."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "God, it sounds like when I was 13 in here."
YoungKingAsgore: ....
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "Slowly over time...." A tear runs down his face somehow. "......I was forgotten..."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...my parents fought a lot when I was 13zl
Asriel_Dreemurr: ."*
Smol Asriel: ...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "To make that clear."
Smol Asriel: P-please don't fight...
Barchar: the presence does, actually, come back. It looks disappointed.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Anyways, you know that I'm you, right, kid?"
Smol Asriel: I don't know how... but I guess so
Hyper: * He is just relaxing on the couch, trying not to listen to the argument.
Smol Asriel: Are you from the future?
Asriel_Dreemurr: briefly explains the basic understanding of timelines
Smol Asriel: . . .
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Sort of."
Smol Asriel: Oh...
Smol Asriel: So... They...
Bondertale: Toriel sighed. "You know what? This argument is pointless. And I've had enough of these to last my lifetime." she walked over to young tori, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Be careful, dear. Make better choices than I did, no matter who that makes you end up with."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Smol Asriel: They're not... * he starts to tear up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, kid I'm sorry..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I... They still love you."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "They don't care if you aren't technically theirs, okay?"
Smol Asriel: They're still dead...
YoungKingAsgore: -stands betwen BTori and Ytori- Do not touch her
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry..."
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( you can )
Smol Asriel: cries
Bondertale: Toriel looked at Asgore. "I was finished." she slowly walked away.
Smol Asriel: * YToriel is just standing there
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( saves characters and character commands )
YoungKingAsgore: -glares at the hag as she leaves-
Asriel_Dreemurr: picks up smol child, and walks over to BToriel
Asriel_Dreemurr: "He... He assumed you were his.
Smol Asriel: gets picked up "They're all dead..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "
YoungKingAsgore: its more than alright AD
Asriel_Dreemurr: is comforting small goat as he's picking him up
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wasn't talking to you, Asgore."
Smol Asriel: I-I thought they were back...
Smol Asriel: I-I....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's okay, Asriel..."
YoungKingAsgore: Child what AD say may be true, but know should you need anything or any help, please do not hestiate to ask
Asriel_Dreemurr: scratches smol ears
Smol Asriel: I thought... I-I thought... It was all ok... I-I....
Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's alright, Asriel..."
Bondertale: Toriel knelt down slightly. "I'm sorry. But if it makes you feel better, I intend to be just as much of a mother to you as I...would have been to my own." she glanced back at bazzy
Smol Asriel: 's talking just devolves into sobs
Barchar: their mouth starts moving again. "-ke him up-" tfa hears, barely
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your mother, and this Toriel still love you... I promise you that. She may have been a shots when she said it, but I can assure you it's true."
Asriel_Dreemurr: Ghost*
Smol Asriel: ((Shots
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "oh h--what....?"
Hyper: * He watches AD quietly.
Smol Asriel: ((Why does your phone autocorrect when they're spelled right
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want to go with Toriel? I know I'm not as good as comforting other then her."
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It wasn't spelled right))
Smol Asriel: looks at BToriel, crying. He hugs her, "why..."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It just auto carroted to something else))
Smol Asriel: ((Fucking pleb also Ayy
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YoungKingAsgore: -goes over to SA- know my door is always open for you too Child, no matter what you do
MettatonSEX: ((ayyyy
Asriel_Dreemurr: gives child to BToriel
YoungKingAsgore: ((oi
Barchar: it blinks. The mouth starts moving again, the same way as before. "-rind is h--wake him-"
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WAKE HIM UP INSIDE))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((CANT WAKE UP))
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: "what..."
Smol Asriel: ((I have plans for this Azzy which will result in a fun time for all
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((WAKE HIM UP INSIDE))
Glamor: [font=glamor]((SAAAAAVE HIM[/font]
Bondertale: hugs Sadriel tightly. "I'm sorry."
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Bondertale: (A-and I have to fucking go)
Smol Asriel: Why...
Bondertale: (shit)
Smol Asriel: ((RIP
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( nooooooo )
MettatonSEX: ((cya, rest in pepperonis.
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( bye )
Bondertale: shakes her head, just hugging him tightly
Hyper: ((hey ad. http://pastebin.com/5UYb2D8N
YoungKingAsgore: (sad airhorn
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Die))
Smol Asriel: ((REST IN PUZO
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Why does that still exist in ddosing your toaster))
Glamor: [font=glamor]((because, darlin', it's hell for the whole family[/font]
Smol Asriel: W-why are you so nice to me... I'm a murderer... I should be dead like everyone else... *sob*
YoungKingAsgore: -wants to help the child, but can't-
Asriel_Dreemurr: returns to Hyper, leaning on his as he sits.
Smol Asriel: ((Memevaati on the scene
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton busts in and a nervous robotic laugh fills the room
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MettatonSEX: ((...memevaati sounds like the best zelda au where all the villains are shitposters
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Smol Asriel: ((9gag
MettatonSEX: ((9ganon
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Smol Asriel: ((Omg
Hyper: (([4:51:27 PM] * Asriel_Dreemurr pokes up under the blanket [4:51:27 PM] A healthy variety of Dog. [4:51:28 PM] heyo [4:51:31 PM] ((U mad?)) [4:51:33 PM] Hey Mild Dog [4:51:34 PM] ((nooooo)) [4:51:34 PM] redeemable* [4:51:35 PM] Hello fellow Canine. [4:51:37 PM] * Frissk started to cry. [4:51:39 PM] * Greater_Dog barks happily to Mild_Dog. [4:51:54 PM] Now look at what you've done Asriel
Hyper: ((10/10
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Die again))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Double die))
Hyper: ((nah
YoungKingAsgore: -sits down, hoping to talk to Smol Asriel again-
Nance: ((Hey AD))
Nance: ((Stop telling my wife to die))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((What))
MettatonSEX: ((die, return, then die again /s
Hyper: ((you were the one who poked up under the blanket
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Hyper ain't your wife))
Smol Asriel: is hugging the catatonic goatmom and crying
Nance: ((But Frisky is))
MettatonSEX: ((brb
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((If frisky isn't your wife irl she's not your wife here))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Because she plays as frisk not frisky))
YoungKingAsgore: -waits for a bit-
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: (...)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((She he pronoun))
Nance: ((I AM talking about Frisk you dingus))
Smol Asriel: I deserve... worse than death... Why are you being so nice...?
Hyper: ((ad refer to me as a they
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((They ain't frisk right now?)
Asriel_Dreemurr: ))8
Asriel_Dreemurr: ))*
Hyper: ((i won't ever reveal my gender here so i will be referred as a they
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Smol Asriel: ((I thought frisky was dood irl
Nance: ((Frisky is waifu. Their character Frisk is Nance's wife))
Hyper: ((who says i'm not a dude
Hyper: ((i could be a dude or a female
YoungKingAsgore: .........
Nance: ((Men can be waifus))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Dudette))
YoungKingAsgore: ((Jukon has a wife
Nance: ((Because husbando is not a real word))
Smol Asriel: ((we have husbandos tho
YoungKingAsgore: ((his name is Adult Asriel
Smol Asriel: ((Ad you fucking surfer
Hyper: ((AD is a surfer
Smol Asriel: ((You don't surf
: [i]The Forgotten Asriel[/i]: ( http://i.imgur.com/dkcwE8e.png Guys look what I've been up to )
Smol Asriel: ((You've never surged
Hyper: ((He also loves to poke up the blanket
YoungKingAsgore: -is waiting for SA-
Hyper: ((;)
Smol Asriel: ((*surfed
: Yazan [YoungKingAsgore] is now Yazan [Jukon or Junko].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Never surfed in my life))
Smol Asriel: ((Lying little shit with your bullshit memes fuck you
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm not got at athletic))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Or social))
Jukon or Junko: -walks in-
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * He[/color]
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Smol Asriel: is not gonna stop hugging, but can be comforted by anyone
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'm good at staying home and eating Doritos and drinking man dew I from of a tv minister))
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Asriel_Dreemurr: Monitor*
Smol Asriel: I don't understand...
Smol Asriel: sobs
Asriel_Dreemurr: MTN DEW*
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Man dew))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Gross))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * Alpine walked into the bar, with her black backpack. She's wearing a red zip-up hoodie. And she has white hair.[/color]
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Jukon or Junko: -Asgore opens up his arms towards Smol Asriel- ,"Its okay child
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Smol Asriel: is literally wrapped around btoriel, he doesn't see Asgore
Hyper: ((i feel like pasting the bee movie script here
Smol Asriel: ((Do it
Jukon or Junko: Hey everyone
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((I'll unpure you))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Unmute*))
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( gtg kbai )[/color]
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Jukon or Junko: -Asgore lower his arms and lowers his head, looking sad-
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Guys))
Jukon or Junko: ((hmm
Hyper: ((According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Never ask a Jew how much holly costs))
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] unsilenced Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper].
Hyper: ((I want to do the entire thing now
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Rip))
Smol Asriel: isn't ignoring gorey, he clearly can't see him
Jukon or Junko: Asgore: Child?
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Jukon or Junko: hey AD and Hype
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Jukon."
Jukon or Junko: whats new with you two
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We went on a date. And as you can see, hyper got some new cloths."
Hyper: ((I can't copy the entire thing on mobile
Hyper: ((but here it is
Hyper: ((According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see
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: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] unsilenced Frisky MOTHERFUCKING Whiskington [Hyper].
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((KEK))
Jukon or Junko: ((Slar I want muting powers
Jukon or Junko: (oh,
Glamor: [font=glamor]((frisky, http://postimg.org/image/g3z8snr4h/ here is glamor telling you to shut your mouth[/font]
Hyper: * He nods, looking down at his robe. "I had a good time, along with AD."
Hyper: ((k
Jukon or Junko: Oh?
MettatonSEX: ((not even born and telling u to stfu
Hyper: ((you should actually draw that
Jukon or Junko: a good time huh?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah."
MettatonSEX: ((i should
Asriel_Dreemurr: "And no we didn't, before you ask."
Jukon or Junko: damn
Hyper: -He blushes a dark red, flustering just a little bit. "N-No! Not like that!"-
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We're not gonna do that. Not yet, anyways."
Jukon or Junko: couldn't have been that great then -hops on the couch-
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Hyper: ((you should just draw me blabbering on about shit glamor walks in and is like "stfu bitch"))
MettatonSEX: ((i should
Asriel_Dreemurr: "We enjoyed eating lunch together."
Smol Asriel: looks back at gorey
Hyper: -He nods. "Mmhm!"-
MettatonSEX: ((pm me a pic of you or what you want to look like over reddit and ill draw it
Hyper: ((okay, what is your reddit name
Jukon or Junko: -asgore loos up to SA and smiles, opening his arms up-
MettatonSEX: (( magevaati
Smol Asriel: goes over and hugs him, bcuz gotemom is dead or something
Smol Asriel: They're all dead...
Jukon or Junko: whatd you eat?
Hyper: ((
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fish and chips."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hyper had steak."
Hyper: "Steak and french fries."
Hyper: "Yep."
Jukon or Junko: -asgore hugs the child- ,"shhhhhhh, you're among friends now. I will help you in any manner I cat
Smol Asriel: ((It's called steak fritz
Jukon or Junko: cool
Smol Asriel: ((You uncultured swine
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What have you been up to, Jukon?@
Jukon or Junko: bought a mountain house
Smol Asriel: I don't deserve help...
Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's cool."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's it like?"
Jukon or Junko: Asgore: We've all made mistakes child, some of here are worse than others, but you do deserve help
Hyper: ((I sent it, MV
Hyper: "Cool!"
MettatonSEX: ((ty
Smol Asriel: I should be like them... dead...
Hyper: ((np
Jukon or Junko: seculded, meduim size, made from logs
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Pretty cool."
Jukon or Junko: Asgore: No, do not think like that -pats him while hugging him-
Hyper: "Wow."
Jukon or Junko: got a great view too, its right on a cliff side
Jukon or Junko: cost a bit but I got it on a deal
Hyper: "That sounds like a great house."
Smol Asriel: just cries on gorey
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'd love to visit one day."
Jukon or Junko: you should come over and see it
Asriel_Dreemurr: leans further on Hyper
Smol Asriel: keeps hugging for a while
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Female Asriel [Female Asriel].
Jukon or Junko: -Asgore spends his time comforting the child with YTori-
Hyper: * He gives a quick kiss to AD's cheek.
Female Asriel: meanwhile fanta is getting fucking smashed, she's absorbed three bottles now and is red in the face
Hyper: "So, Jukon.. do these robes look good on me?"
Jukon or Junko: could be a romantic get awaky for you two if need it
Asriel_Dreemurr: blushes, returning a small and shirt kiss in the lips
Hyper: * His eyes widen and he blushes, but he kisses back.
Hyper: * He lets go and looks at Jukon.
Jukon or Junko: ahhh -looks at the robes-
Jukon or Junko: sure....?
Female Asriel: has lost 3 fingers to the bottles, she hangs her head over the bar
Hyper: "They look just like what I used to wear.$
Hyper: "*
Hyper: fuckayou*
Jukon or Junko: ((how is fanta drinking? I thought alcohol hurt alagmates
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Jukon or Junko: -doesn't care much for robes-
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Hyper: "It matches my fur, too."
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Jukon or Junko: yeah I see
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah. He looks really good in it in my opinion."
Robo: [font=Roboto]-left for a while to build up courage-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]-walks in, blushing madly-[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]H-hi everyone...[/font]
Jukon or Junko: Sup
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Jukon or Junko: Imma check on Fanta
Hyper: "Hi, Robo!"
Female Asriel: is putting a finger into a bottle of alcohol and melting it in
Jukon or Junko: -gets up and walks over to Fanta-
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Jukon or Junko: the hell you doing?
Female Asriel: that's how don't question it
Female Asriel: Drinking
Female Asriel: This is how amalgams do it
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Jukon or Junko: alcohol? doen't that shit burn you though?
Female Asriel: Yep
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Robo."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's up?"
Jukon or Junko: sounds like a shitting idea to drink it then
Jukon or Junko: shtty*
Female Asriel: gets another bottle of alcohol, she sticks a finger in and it melts off
Female Asriel: Haaaahhhh
Hyper: "Yeah, what's happening?"
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Female Asriel: I need to get drunk... I just... Need to get drunk
Jukon or Junko: -sits down next to her- so whats up
Jukon or Junko: you and me both -cracks open a beer-
Robo: [font=Roboto]-goes to Hyper and AD- There's been something I've been meaning to tell you...[/font]
Robo: [font=Roboto]I...[/font]
Hyper: * He tilts his head. "Mmm?"
Robo: [font=Roboto]-she blushes madly-[/font]
Female Asriel: I got a job at the royal guard
Hyper: * He awaits what Robo will say.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...yeah?
Female Asriel: is fully armored minus the helmet
Jukon or Junko: I've noticed
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Hyper: ((it seems like everybody likes the royal guard and wants to join it
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Jukon or Junko: shitty job huh?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Robo?"
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DamnDude: ((Unlike the past where there was a royal guard that everyone joined just to fuck over that royal guard later.))
Female Asriel: I got my first mission...
MettatonSEX: ((that was ten years ago
Female Asriel: I only have to stay there a week... But Jesus Christ
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DamnDude: ((10 years = The past))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((ye))
Female Asriel: They wanted me to arrest a group of "rebels"
Jukon or Junko: where? and whose this Jesus Christ everyone talks about
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Whose Jesus))
Hyper: (("that was ten years ago" "that was before the otrg pulled out their biggest weapon" "the bee movie script"))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Frisky don't))
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Jesus Christ [DamnDude].
Jukon or Junko: let me guess, a bunch and childs and women right?
Hyper: ((dd why
DamnDude: is not going to do anything
: Jesus Christ [DamnDude] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Hyper: ((this is an all time low for you
Female Asriel: I got to the location... yeah... Six kids, couldn't be older than 13
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((You can't bring in gods!))
Female Asriel: And their caretaker...
DamnDude: ((I said one line, Jesus Christ.))
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Robo: [font=Roboto]I harbor feelings for both you and Asriel, Hyper![/font]
Jukon or Junko: go on?
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Robo: looks away, blushing madly
DamnDude: ((But seriously, what if someone actually rped Jesus Christ. How the fuck would that go down.))
: mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [] is now mythisoleucine [Joseph] [].
Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR BELOVED HYPER..[/color] [color=661000]I WILL TEAR HIM APART, PIECE BY PIECE.[/color]
Hyper: ((That was a color test
Female Asriel: I received the order to use lethal force if met with any resistance and... of course they didn't want to get fucking arrested
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: Joseph appears next to AD and Hyper.
Hyper: ((not what is going to happen
Female Asriel: I just... came here
Jukon or Junko: oh, thought you were going to say you butchered em
Hyper: * He looks at AD, and back at Robo. "B-But.. Asriel is my boyfriend.."
Hyper: * He blushes a dark red.
Robo: [font=Roboto]Asriel is hot too...[/font]
Hyper: "Y-Yeah, but.. we're together.."
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: "yo"
Hyper: "We just had a date, too!"
Robo: blushes exactly [color=#ff0000]#ff0000[/color].
Female Asriel: I wouldn't kill six kids
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Holy shit I found Joseph's real theme )
Hyper: "H-Howdy, Joseph." -He looks back at Robo.-
Robo: [font=Roboto]I...[/font]
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Dangerous by Big Data )
Female Asriel: I'm just... here until I get charged with desertion I guess
Robo: [font=Roboto]I can't decide, and I can't choose neither...[/font]
Female Asriel: Dammit... Why did he send me there?
Robo: [font=Roboto]I [i]am[/i] polyamorous, but with a 3 lover maximum![/font]
Female Asriel: What the fuck were they even "rebelling" against?
Hyper: "Ehm.. I-I dunno what to do.."
Hyper: -He looks down at the floor.-
Robo: ((Brb
Jukon or Junko: huh
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Jukon or Junko: should have been a bounty hunter
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Female Asriel: I owe the king money, he offered me the job... I didn't think it would be like this...
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( the earth to echo soundtrack is amazing )
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( earth to echo was a good movie )
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Jukon or Junko: so now you'll be charged with desertation and debt
Female Asriel: Yep
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Female Asriel: That's why I need a drink
MettatonSEX: ((adult glamor's theme is lollipop luxury, kid glamor's theme is glamorous. adult glamor may or may not be seen in chat but he acts p much the same as kid glamor but smarter and very sexual
Jukon or Junko: ?wanna run away with me
Female Asriel: Not sure I can... It's a pretty powerful timeline
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Forgotten Asriel's theme is Seven Nation Army )
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: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Alpine's theme is 21 Flights by Heavy English )
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm uh, not up for grabs."
MettatonSEX: ((seven nation army is good shit
Hyper: ((frisk's theme is Yankee Doodle, and Hyper's theme is 'Murica, Fuck Yeah
Jukon or Junko: yeah
Hyper: ((aka they don't have themes
Jukon or Junko: 'sides I'm married now
Female Asriel: Oh? Who's the lucky guy?
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Juan's theme is The Song Of My People from his Stop! It is I! album )
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton's theme is probably love rhymes with fuck you. that, or beauty killer. no, death by glamour, metal crusher, and power of neo don't count. yes, i'm trash.
Jukon or Junko: Erron, more of a wife though
Jukon or Junko: what can I say, I'm a dirty goat fucker
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Let me make the Stop! It is I! album cover real quick )
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Female Asriel: Congrats
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Jukon or Junko: thanks
Hyper: "Uhm.. I-I'm sure you can find someone far better than me, Robo."
Female Asriel: So where to from there?
Hyper: "Besides, my memories are all shaken up.."
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Jukon or Junko: dunno, I marred him because I was under the notion I was walking into certain death
Jukon or Junko: but now thats over
Female Asriel: You love him?
Jukon or Junko: yeah I do
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Female Asriel: Then that shouldn't be a problem
Jukon or Junko: I acutally made a promise to him I never thought I'd make to anyone
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I agree with Hyper... I'm not really on the whole
Asriel_Dreemurr: Polymourus train."
Female Asriel: What's that?
Jukon or Junko: to not be with anyone else
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Bio is AFK btw))
Female Asriel: Heh, there goes that night of fun you offered
Jukon or Junko: for you though....
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Don't tempt the Jukon))
Jukon or Junko: and I said that if I get a Tori in bed
Female Asriel: Just kidding, although I would be down with an orgy if I could ever get Azzy's pants off
Jukon or Junko: deal
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
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Female Asriel: Heh, sounds fun
Female Asriel: swirls the bottle around, the melted particles soaking up every last drop
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Jukon or Junko: he doesn't mind the swingin
Female Asriel: That's if I don't get frozen for deserting the kingdom, though
Hyper: * He looks at AD. "Well.. is she going to respond?"
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Guys I made Juan's Stop! It is I! album cover http://i.imgur.com/z3tolCK.jpg
Asriel_Dreemurr: shrugs
Jukon or Junko: nah, I'll make sure that doesn't happen
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MettatonSEX: ((coolcool
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( 2018, under Sector 17 Records...which is run by Pantsburger )
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: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Juan is working on a new album )
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( titled Connect The Dots... )
Hyper: "Meh."
Jukon or Junko: I want that orgy Fanta
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( He's also part of a band called Cross. The Border. )
Jukon or Junko: ((did AD say that Jukon wans to sleep with a Tori
Jukon or Junko: (oh
MettatonSEX: ((nice
Jukon or Junko: ((just in time meeta
MettatonSEX: ((for what
MettatonSEX: ((darling ive been here
Jukon or Junko: ((oh nvm
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Female Asriel: ...
Female Asriel: I'm just delaying the inevitable...
Jukon or Junko: so I'll make sure you don't get caught
Hyper: ((Jukon: i'll kill those bitches like what they did with the otrg
Female Asriel: Thanks Jukon... you're a great friend
Hyper: ((Fanta: thaz violent
Jukon or Junko: No problem
Jukon or Junko: maybe I should go see what I can dig up about that mission of your
Female Asriel: You do [i] not [/i] want to go to that timeline
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Female Asriel: I'll ask the king myself what the deal was
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Cross. The Border. was signed by Daytona7 recently soooo )
Jukon or Junko: is it that omega and beta crap?
Female Asriel: No
Female Asriel: It's the painful timeline
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( Dislivel runs Daytona7 )
Female Asriel: It seems like a pretty nice place but it's very dangerous
Jukon or Junko: so is my world
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Jukon or Junko: got dragons, leshens, griffiiths, and plenty of more
Jukon or Junko: want me to go with?
Jukon or Junko: stick to the shadows or something?
Female Asriel: Sure
Female Asriel: If I get in trouble just... head back here. You can't take them on yourself
Jukon or Junko: Alrighty then
Female Asriel: Let's just... get this over with then
Jukon or Junko: lead the way-
Jukon or Junko: ((got 20 minutes left
Female Asriel: gets up and heads to the anydoor
Female Asriel: ((Thats good i didnt wanna do the arc now
Female Asriel: ((We do later, just set up now
Jukon or Junko: -follows
Jukon or Junko: (k
Female Asriel: puts in the PA1NF7 code
Female Asriel: heads through, it goes straight to new home
Female Asriel: walks to the castle, the throne room is dark so you can't hear the king
Jukon or Junko: -is behind her in the shadows-
: Female Asriel [Female Asriel] is now ??? [Female Asriel].
: [i]Joseph Ardiccioni[/i]: ( >dark >hear )
Female Asriel: ((FUCK
Female Asriel: ((I MEANT SEE
Female Asriel: >Can't see the king
MettatonSEX: ((i cant hear you its too dark in here
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Female Asriel: "Is the job done?"
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MettatonSEX: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8YRUeefYdI
MettatonSEX: ((i gtg for a bit
Female Asriel: No... sir. I did not understand the mission and did not have enough justification to blindly slaughter those "rebels"
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Female Asriel: "What's there to understand? They want to overthrow us."
Female Asriel: They're children, sir.
Female Asriel: No older than 13
Jukon or Junko: -is hidden and listening-
Female Asriel: "A rebel is a rebel, and you failed to complete your mission"
Female Asriel: With all due respect, sir, I will not kill innocent children
Hyper: ((Fanta: *pulls out a shotgun* FUCK YOU))
Hyper: ((???: OSHIT
Hyper: ((Fanta: *shoots ???*))
Female Asriel: "You had no authority to disobey, you will be punished accordingly"
Female Asriel: Punished...
Female Asriel: "Desertion, treason, outstanding debt"
Female Asriel: "I gave you a chance, and you decided not to take it. You leave me no choice..."
Female Asriel: . . .
Female Asriel: "Guards, restrain her. Ready the anti amalgam weaponry in case she tries to escape."
Female Asriel: the guards come by, they put a collar on her. She doesn't seem to resist
Jukon or Junko: -still watching
Female Asriel: they take her away, she glances at Jukon before she's led into another room
Female Asriel: a growling noise is heard
Jukon or Junko: -attempts to follow-
Female Asriel: there are guards everywhere
Jukon or Junko: -hides for a bt then-
Jukon or Junko: -tries to study everything, get any information-
Female Asriel: "It's alright, my pet. She means no harm."
Female Asriel: jukon can't get a good look in the throne room without being seen
Female Asriel: she can, however, get a decent layout of the castle
Jukon or Junko: -btw, Jukon can see in the dark, she is a fish-
Jukon or Junko: -waits for the opporunity to leave-
Female Asriel: the guards aren't guarding the exit. The anydoor is gone for some reason...
Jukon or Junko: -heads out of the castle then0
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Jukon or Junko: {gonna have to find a way to break her out}
Jukon or Junko: -retreats for now-
Female Asriel: it's at the entrance to the ruins, it may take her a while to get back there. Nothing of interest happens on the way back
Jukon or Junko: ((g2g
Female Asriel: Snowdin seems to be bustling
Female Asriel: ((K
Jukon or Junko: ((later
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Female Asriel: ((Im gonna make a fuckton of joytale art before the arc starts
Female Asriel: ((cya later
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DamnDude: ((Hello))
anon: (Hello)
DamnDude: ((I'm watching weird top 10 lists while waiting for something to happen.))
anon: (Cool)
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DamnDude: ((wb Frisky))
anon: (yo)
Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]HOWDY, MOTHERFUCKERS.[/color]
Hyper: (([color=#123456]ahem[/color]
Hyper: ((Hello.))
DamnDude: ((So, what is exactly going on with CaU at the moment, I've been having a bit of difficulty actually following it at this point.))
Hyper: ((Lots of things.))
DamnDude: ((Which is exactly why I can't follow it.))
Hyper: ((It's hard to explain, which is why you should read the logs.))
DamnDude: ((yeah, but now I have to go through both charat's and msparp's log to catch up.))
Hyper: That should be fairly easy.))
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Nance: ((The short of it is that Charat's become unreliable and we were looking for a new place to set up shop))
Hyper: ((Hoooowwwwdddddyy.))
DamnDude: ((I get that part Nance, I'm talking about what the fuck is going on IC.))
Nance: ((Oh. I couldn't for the life of me tell you.))
Gaster: ((I'm not quite sure either- Laharl's setting up something with Wonderland, Hyper died and came back to life, and Slarv's setting up Joytale
Nance: ((All I know is that Frisk might end up experimenting on Nance if I'm not careful))
Gaster: ((that's about all i know
DamnDude: ((I'm just not interested as much when I can't comprehend what's going on, I somewhat understand what's going on today, but then there's references to shit that either happened when I was gone, or I missed when I was here.))
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Gaster: ((also, it looks like msparp posts the WHOLE log when you view it instead of pages
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DamnDude: ((oh wow))
DamnDude: ((That's gonna be fun to go through.))
Asriel_Dreemurr: wakes up, because he totally fell asleep earlier
DamnDude: (([i] FUN [/i]))
Hyper: "Howdy, Asriel!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh, howdy, Hyper."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I must have fallen asleep
Gaster: ((we ought to start writing things down again
Hyper: * He snickers. "You sure did."
Asriel_Dreemurr: ."*
Gaster: ((like before we go we sum up what happened
Hyper: ((we need a new bible
Gaster: ((we kind of do, the old one's a mess
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah... Anything happen when I went?"
Hyper: ((We can organize it, and have somebody be a journalist
Hyper: ((The journalist writes what happens every night
Hyper: ((They can have help from others when they aren't there
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Hyper: ((That way, nothing's messy
anon: (Hello darking)
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Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Darker yet darking))
MettatonSEX: ((hi darling
anon: (*darling)
MettatonSEX: ((dark, darker, yer darking. the darling keeps consuming
DamnDude: ((Also, it's becoming harder for me to even get in character at this point, because at this point all of my characters are mostly ignored except when I introduce a new one, in that case I get a small boost, then I just go back into obscurity.))
Hyper: * He shrugs. "You didn't miss anything."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Did Robo ever respond?"
MettatonSEX: ((hyper i can barely read that im using the dark theme
Hyper: ((okay
Hyper: ((better?))
MettatonSEX: ((much better thanks
Asriel_Dreemurr: (("Okay." *does eyebleed*))
MettatonSEX: ((thats good on my screen
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's not eyebleed but that's just something frisky would do))
MettatonSEX: ((tru
Hyper: * He shakes his head. "Nope."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Huh. Well, nothing much is going on, huh?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh well."
MettatonSEX: Mettaton awakens from sleep mode on the floor. Apparently he fell out, and the walls soundproof enough so that the crash went unheard.
Hyper: * He looks down at Metta. "Oh, howdy!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, Mettaton."
MettatonSEX: ((no, in his house, u fucks
Asriel_Dreemurr: didn't
: MageVaati [MettatonSEX] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
: mythisoleucine [Joseph] [] is now mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [].
MettatonSEX: this is so i can do /me
Hyper: ((okay
Hyper: okay you fuck
MettatonSEX: ...Well fuck.
Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: jk
Asriel_Dreemurr: didn't say that
Hyper: * He just.. sits there. And has nothing to do, unsurprisingly. "Soo.."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not much to do."
Asriel_Dreemurr: sits up and snuggles
Hyper: * He accepts the snuggles.
Gaster: walks into his bedroom. "Well, you look rather... undigninfied."
MettatonSEX: Oh, shut up.
MettatonSEX: gets up, brushing himself off. "You tell this to nobody."
Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm bored. But not in a bad way. I'd be perfectly fine with being here all night."
Hyper: * He nods. "Me too."
Gaster: snickers. "I won't dear. It's not the first time I've seen someone roll out of bed."
MettatonSEX: Right, right.
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MettatonSEX: sighs, then goes to check on Corsiva, as he always does in the morning.
Asriel_Dreemurr: idly holds and pets Hypers paw
Corsiva: [font=monotype corsiva]((can you guys tell me if you hate this font[/font]
: The Forgotten Asriel: * He just continues to sit on a chair at the bar, wearing a black zip-up hoodie. Even black jeans.
: The Forgotten Asriel: * ( I cant see it )
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((It's not bad))
MettatonSEX: ((i dont see fonts right so its good
Corsiva: [font=monotype corsiva]((Idk I feel like it's hard to read so i'm gonna change it[/font]
Glamor: [font=glamor]((is this font good or should glamor lack his glamor[/font]
Gaster: ((that's good
MettatonSEX: ((ty
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Hyper: * He blushes a light red, and attempts to squeeze AD's hand.
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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...what's with the squeezing? Something you need?"
Corsiva: The skeleton child smiles at her father. "Hi dad!"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Do you want me to stop with the paw?"
MettatonSEX: Hello, my starlet.
Hyper: "Well.. I just like holding your hand. I could hold it forever."
Corsiva: "What are we gonna do today?"
Asriel_Dreemurr: "Still not as good as paws."
MettatonSEX: [s]The same thing we do every day, Corsiva. Try to take over the world![/s] I honestly don't know. I'm just making sure you're okay.
Corsiva: "Ah, okay."
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Female Asriel: ((Ayy
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Ayy lmao))
: ??? [Female Asriel] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: ((So i got captured
Hyper: * He rolls his eyes. "I guess that's true."
Hyper: ((ayy lmao
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((By who))
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Do you need the police to be called()
Smol Asriel: ((Now I gotta powergrind joytale pixel art before the arc starts
MettatonSEX: goes to his daughter and gives her a kiss on the cheek.
Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh okay))
: mythisoleucine [Oblivion_Asriel] [] is now mythisoleucine [MicrotonEX] [].
Smol Asriel: ((Next project http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/Papyrus
Corsiva: *Corsiva seems to be a little nervous about something.
: MicrotonEX: * Microton...walks into wherever Corsiva is.
MettatonSEX: ...Are you okay, my darling?
Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."
Hyper: "Hm?"
Corsiva: "Well... I'm kind of nervous about the baby..."
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] disconnected.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
: MicrotonEX: * "
: MicrotonEX: * Microton stands next to Corsiva.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: Oh, why?
: MicrotonEX: * ( brb )
MettatonSEX: (k)
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
Corsiva: "Well.. I dunno."
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MettatonSEX: Everything's going to be okay, darling. You know I wouldn't let anything bad happen.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
: Asriel_Dreemurr [Asriel_Dreemurr] disconnected.
Corsiva: *Corsiva nods, but she still appears apprehensive.
MettatonSEX: ...Something else is troubling you.
Corsiva: *The child shakes her head. "Dad, I'm fine, really."
MettatonSEX: ...Are you? Is it about last night?
: MicrotonEX: * ( back )
MettatonSEX: ((hi
: MicrotonEX: * ( hi )
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Corsiva: *Corsiva blinks. "What about last night?"
: MicrotonEX: * "..."
: MicrotonEX: * Microton yawns robotically.
: Yazan [Jukon or Junko] disconnected.
MettatonSEX: ....You know what, Corsiva. When I paniiiiiiohmygid
Corsiva: frowns. "Maybe just a little..."
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: MicrotonEX: * "...Uh......"
MettatonSEX: ...I'm okay now, it wasn't your fault, and I'm sorry for troubling you.
Hyper: ((ayynon
??: (( Ayy this is Tri ))
Hyper: ((wowie hi
: MicrotonEX: * ( YAY TRI )
Gaster: ((TRI
??: (( Sorry for being gone, and I might not be here for a while again after today, but I'll be here today ))
Hyper: ((fuck
MettatonSEX: Sorry, Microton, I didn't see you at first and I got a bit startled.
??: (( Indeed ))
MettatonSEX: ((howdy
Hyper: ((What's happening?
??: (( I'm alright irl ))
Hyper: ((WHEW
??: (( Just too much going on and I can't reach the computer ))
Hyper: ((ah, okay
Gaster: ((I understand
Hyper: ((Lots of things have happened while you were gone.))
Hyper: ((And I mean.. lots.
??: (( Yep, the change to here is one thing. Surprised me ))
MettatonSEX: ((notably, the site change
??: (( Also is there an OOC command, I can't see it ))
Hyper: ((This is far better than Charat, ngl
Hyper: ((Nah.
MettatonSEX: ((no
??: ((Darn I'll have to make my own parentheses then, haven't done that since Xyzzy))
Hyper: ((This site doesn't eat text, though
??: ((...Wow that's amazing))
??: ((Anything else I missed?))
Hyper: (([color=#FF0000]WELL, YOU MISSED 18383981828538813 HOURS OF PLOT[/color]
??: ((Welp))
??: ((Tldr or is it just too much?))
Gaster: ((uuuh hm
Hyper: ((okay so i'll catch you up with this character
: MicrotonEX: * ( I made Alpine... )
Hyper: ((this character is the asriel that almost got kidnapped
Hyper: ((he made a deal with mysteryman, he gets a bunch of SOULs to be as old as AD who is now 21
Hyper: ((fun times ensued
Hyper: ((then mysteryman comes back
Hyper: ((fucking murdered hyper in the most sadistic way possible
: MicrotonEX: * ( HJCAsriel is now Forgotten Asriel )
Hyper: ((ad and jukon go through a universe entirely made of dust aka hyper's old timeline
: skeletonghosthunter [anon] disconnected.
Hyper: ((they find shards of the seven souls from when mysteryman killed him
Hyper: ((they welded the shards together to make one soul
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Hyper: ((jukon grabs a host body of a black chubby goat
Hyper: ((hyper is put in that
Hyper: ((and now
Hyper: ((hyper is revived
Hyper: ((gg
??: ((Interesting))
Hyper: ((also the entire bar fucking murdered mysteryman
: anonymous [??] is now TriDuoSolo (Here kinda)) [Jozlyn].
Gaster: ((Glamor hype is happening
: TriDuoSolo (Here kinda)) [Jozlyn] is now TriDuoSolo (Here kinda) [Jozlyn].
Hyper: ((also hyper's memories are fuzzy
Jozlyn: ((Glamor's almost here? Also is this eyebleed))
Glamor: [font=glamor]((GLAMOR HYPE[/font]
Hyper: ((Eyebleed.
Gaster: ((Three days until ghost child's here
Jozlyn: ((How bout now))
Jozlyn: ((Glamor hype))
Gaster: ((a bit better but still eyebleedy
Jozlyn: ((Now?))
: mythisoleucine [MicrotonEX] [] is now mythisoleucine [Alpine Considine] [].
Jozlyn: ((This site does not like green))
Gaster: ((you know what you're good
: [color=#000000]Al[/color][color=#2B2B2B]pi[/color][color=#565656]ne[/color][color=#818181]: * ( Alpine, white-haired-5'7 shy 16-year-old girl )[/color]